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"girlfriend nhi hai ?"
"give your daughter real food" girl u lied its candylolo
"going for 0 on this filter"
"gonna finish yo corn bread?"
"good enough! now back in the chains!" - 👴🏻
"got any grapes?"
"got games on yo phone bro" ahh jumpscare
"got him" ahh moment
"got my ass beat by a 5 year old"
"great band of officers"
"grown ass man btw🥀💔🙏🏿"
"grown man btw" get ou-
"gulf of america" into "america america america"
"habababababababıl" my mouth is tweaking😅
"hai sisters"
"hain oye dev"was epic😂
"handcuffs"
"happy 1 day"
"happy easter!"
"happyness is still alive"
"hat bavlat kuthla" was epic😂
"he aint even trying fr 🗣🔥" lol
"he knows" was each and evry video mai bolte hai.. and "vo khelga" hr video mai aisa hi hota hai...
"he not even trying!"
"he not even trying"
"heart" not heark-
"heatable car seat"
"here's a prank to get ink poisoning"
"hey big bro, are mom and dad autistic?"
"hey bro we ran out of chicken"
"hey dad you finally came back with the milk"
"hey daddy, i am gonna draw seeds on a water melon, then you pretend to hate seeds ,then give me the bigger piece with the fake seeds, then try to trade back." ahh script💀
"hey do you like jupiter?"
"hey honey, how was lunch? 😈"
"hey wait a minute wait a minute!!! trade back"
"hey why did my chocolate became smaller? "
"hey! vsauce, michael here!"
"hey, vsauce! michael here!"
"hi there, pretty lady" acorn is a rizzer 💀💀
"hi, i'm oscar and i'm gay"
"hm? where he go?"
"hmm, america." -walmart donald trump
"hola san pedro" :d
"holy jesus! *falls off chair and breaks a leg-
"holy mother mary of christ"
"holy mother of swords"
"holy what in the gay goddamn?!?"
"honey...please...i need food for this baby not protein powder..."
"hopefully that reminds her of the booger she put on her teacher"😂😂
"how did he escape my field and into my basement!" - 👴🏻
"how did you meet your band memebers?"
"how do they even come up with these ideas? pure genius! 💡
"how fake do you want this to be"
"how fake do you want to make it?"
"how fake to you want this" "yes"
"how many words do you want to make 'america'?"
"how old are you". really wish these parents stop teaching children terrible grammar.
"how renaming makes great"
"how to starve your child 101"
"how to starve your kid to death tutorial 101"
"hoy si te voy a castigar"😡
"hubabababababule"
"hubba bobba babba boo"😭
"hubba bubba babba" got me rollin
"hubba bubba babbable"
"hubba bubba bubbable" that was funny 😂
"hubba bubba bubbble bubum"
"hubba bubba bubbul" girl it's hubba bubble tape
"hubba bubba bububble" got mr off guard💀
"hubba bubba ubba taiu"
"hubba bubbabubbable" im dying😭💀💀
"hubba bubble tail gum"
"hubbabababababa" got me rolling on the car 💀
"huh where in the world is he?"
"i am just joking" 😃
"i am now signing the executive order to change the name of the solar system into the american system"
"i am now signing the executive order to change your name to america"
"i don't care who the irs sends, i am not paying taxes"
"i don't exist " got me 🤣
"i don't exist" that was hilarious fr 😂😂
"i don't have bubble gum"
"i don't know😕" -knuckles from sonic boom
"i dont exist" got me😂
"i found this lollipop stuck on the bottom of my shoe so i thought i will give her that" got me rolling on the floor
"i found this lollipop underneath my couch"
"i gotta go deeper" *sighs as i check the comments>
"i gotta go deeper" pause
"i gotta go deeper" that's what he said
"i gotta go deeper".... that's what she said 😅
"i gotta go deeper"💀💀💀
"i gotta go deeper"😂 that is so funny. i love how you actually felt the need to search for more flavor with a more intense bite.
"i gotta go deeper."😭😭😭
"i hate seeds
"i have a aladeen news and a aladeen news. which one would you like first?"
"i have aladeen news & aladeen news , do you want me to start with aladeen news or .. well , the aladdin news ?" 😂
"i have america news and america news. you are hiv-america"
"i heard if you like this comment, your crush will text you. 😏📲"
"i just ate an axolotl"
"i just ate an axolotl" her: 😮😮😮😮
"i just ate an axolotl😃"