My shoe game this summer is gonna be dope \ud83d\udc4c


My favorite photographs are bands cd covers #Inspiration


Watching duck dynasty with my family on Wednesday nights >>


@Omgsabu oh! I have Assassination Vacation! That's a non-fiction book about presidents.


No one asked for your opinion, fuckface.


@DergenSlayer I don't think that's possible


Woke up this morning with no better surprise than realizing I WON A SPITBUD. WOOO! Hellll yeahhh!


Just letting you know, I'm pissed at you. Your fake and I don't like you anymore.


I guess it's normal for me to get fucked over by every guy? Proud of myself.\ud83d\udc4f


Lolo don't give a flyin FUCK bout Sadie's #buckdatshitt


Remember the rumors you hear about me are as true as the ones I hear about you


Definitely a gin and tonic kind of night.


@LeeAdkisson lol I know right, only thing it's good for is preparing for ur Fantasy Draft! Lol


@LittleRoth162 I am so thankful \ud83d\ude0a


Then I bought two really cute tops just because. #retailtherapy


So happy to be drinking with my 2 loves @AMBATR0N @C_Autumn_R


@Joshua_Forsyth tie you up so I can have my way with you


WHY DOES SAHMUS TELL EVERYONE MY PRIVATE BUSINESS


@logan_kadlec it's cheaper to buy them in 4's find one more person and we'll buy them together :-)


I don't even care about studying. I'm watching the bruins tonight


@brittknee14 I think they said 2011 and 2012


lovey sisters and their friends more than  anyhinnggggg


I really can't stand this anymore. I have a 24/7 head ache.


@kadie_hoffman I thought Jenna was the only other one?!


So happy I don't work in retail right now


If @ramonasinger saw our tweets she'd fucking hate us


It's funny how deby thinks SHE'S katniss...pretty sure I made it clear I was. Ass hole


I HONESTLY DONT UNDERSTAND WHY THERES SO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS THEATER #LEAVE


you were the only one I could talk to now I literally have no one. I need someone to vent too


this whole class on saturday thing , definitely my worst enemy. what i wouldnt give to be able to bum it & attend class, seriously\n#TiredAF


@21Bryanjordan well they're not me, sooo yeah


Full house with my pumpkin before bedd\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udca4


@bthom95 \u263a\u263a\u263a love you so much !!


@toricarlsonn yes I'm going back for my winter semester...but I'm staying home this fall so ill try to come down and visit.


If anything could ever go wrong in my life it would deff be today...


Hello candles...  Boys are like it's the zombie apocalypse....


I dont laught at you to judge i laugh because its probably something i would do to:)


feel so home at the Lodges but can't wait to see my baby girl


@palinkadink we were thinking about it but were prolly going next week


@Nidaaxox but I just want to love you...


@Atownstomper94 dang how did you get that seat ?!


I wonder if parking enforcement people enjoy being dickheads everyday


maybe girls should stop being so selective when it comes to guys...just a thought


I'm so pumped for nationals \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I just wish @UniqueYvette121 would live with me seriously


That moment when you can't find your work gloves <<<<<<<<


I now have to drive BACK to Athens to drop off dads computer to him. I am such a good son. #AndBestChildOfTheYearGoesToo ...


I've never been more nervous for an exam.


I've been napping and watching Rugrats all day. Feels like in 5 years old all over again and I love it \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc76


@nathan_b22 more fun then #noshame weekend?


Really excited to change my hair up on Saturday! #fallhair


Have to b at work in 45 min and im still in my chair under a blanket #lazygirlprobz


when I get late night phone calls from @Gillilan116 >>> #thebest


When I heal my ass is gonna be covered with scars #Forgetyou #selfrighteousBitch


Me and my boyfriend can talk about nothing at all and keep a convo all day


Idk why I feel so sad and depressed, fuck...


@Marquezdiaz213 @DaShawnAndrews what are you guys doing


I've gotten so many compliments on how I look today & I haven't even left my house


@IaMiGr I'm aware cause that's your excuse for losing


I'm trying to do something tho get my mind off a lot of shit


The thirst is real with Jasiah for a phone lol


@AlyssaEmmaLee That tweet sums up my life #YouKnowWhatsUp


I just want one person to talk to that understands everything I say and where I'm coming from. Just one...


@AnnaAmess yes. You want to hit me with a stick.


First name gorgeous last name don't care


@naureenindc tweeting bout education now?


Sweet baby Jesus Mary and Joseph I am so thirsty I need water


Exactly a month until Christmas Eve \ud83d\ude01\u263a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85


Jones & Howie team up and muscle the puck away back checking.


@EleniElisabeth It is the key to life itself. \ud83d\udd11


@taylorbiccum I WOULD DIE LIKE NEW HUSBAND WE WOULD HAVE OUR WEDDING IN THE BOOK STORE


Walking through the mall alone looking for my friends\ud83d\ude48


I don't care what anybody says, I still wish I were @amandabynes


Today should be interestinggggg \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude02


Can't believe I have to wait til March 8 for my new glasses. My freaking eyes are faded. Like a 30 pack of Yuengling faded.


I always listen to music at night\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc96


There was a time when if you didn't have Sketchers you were Nothing... But\nSince that was 2 decades ago they could just go ahead and Die Now


@samsamsamclark @CeleanaLambing what's this lol


If ohio state loses to Illinois , then we're fucked for the season


I need to stop laying next to my fireplace watching vines and get my ass up and do something productive. \ud83d\ude32


It's obviously going to be a big deal bc the vast majority of the population knew them ok? people die&can't be recognized all over the world


@rnicolebailey I firmly believe their minds were made up before the trial


Alexis is in the shower & doesn't think I can hear her singing \ud83d\ude02


Well I tried being nice, going back to my ways


Wish the saying wasn't true 'its not what you know it's who you know' #horseshit


Home alone again.  Hmmm #icouldgetusedtoit


All this time. #OneRepublic \ud83d\udc9b


@PresidentNallie Thanks Lovely. \ud83d\ude18


@PittmanGray @estes_40 just figure a way to fix the taste and you have an invention !


@JoyHancock okay, just don't post it on any social networking site.


@TheRealKMcKidd I'm so overwhelmed with emotions right now!! Webber can't die!! And neither can Brooks!! Ahhhh!!


I miss @jayme_clarkkkk sooo much. We used to hang out everydayy


Stopped Cycle with #cyclemeter, on Vinings 20 route, time 1:29:45, 22.52 miles, average 15.06, ahead of median ride 0:24.


@mladyrebecca @thekillmars300 She had to use the pet word... just had to throw that in there. #flailinguncontrollably


I'd love to go on a road trip & just get lost somewhere..


Tornado forming above the house. #sketchy #homealone


Watching the #Thunder play without Russell Westbrook is like watching the old #Cavs w/ just a young LeBron James. Its not going to win.


@creesh24 what number are u all in the district


@RatchetHumor @KaileeDrake  you know what's up


I really don't enjoy finals or any of this shit


Sometimes you just have to convince yourself that the decision you made is for the best.


I fell asleep with my fan on and woke up with it off..\ud83d\ude33


@DrakeTheTypee of nigga to hold the door for someone walking 100 feet away.


@teamsilence32 No worries at all. Same here.. You are really adorable .. From what I can tell.. :)


Why am i falling asleep to the newest friday the 13th. Someone hold me since im probably going to have nightmares.


@Taylordurst97 @TaylorAnn67 he looks like a bad ass\ud83d\ude4c


Woah, I forgot it was Friday....pretty troll


Watch.. My dad is gonna say he doesn't want me to come down..


I tweeted free chris hellllla hahahahahah @CrizzyCuttUp #truefriend \u263a\ud83d\udc4c


Just heard 8 straight obscenities in a row. It's somehow calming to me.\n\nPs, penalties are absolutely killer. DPI and personal foul


I am eating a blueberry muffin from Panera right now and I'm in heaven \ud83d\ude0d


@alliedose only @alliedose would have an elephant with its head in the water as her header. #weirdo #missyou!


@lpoterek NO WHY IS THE STRUGGLE REAL DONT WATCH VALVERDE CRYING BYE


Played Army of Darkness Tower Defense on my phone til 4:30am. #mistake


My haters have only one advantage over me.They can kiss my ass, I can't.


Ha, I WIN, like always \u270a\ud83d\ude1a


People so easy to read now that they put all their shit for the world to see #toomuchinfo


@lilybenson can u suggest good study snax


I'm seriously rooming with the best people ever. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


@AlexOcain @claudia_laird I don't associate with Alex very often.


My emotions get the best of me, but it feels so right


Just got tailed in Burlington...my sweet driving got us out of a hairy situation. You're welcome guys.


@mirandakaderly love you too\ud83d\ude0d


the highway won\u2019t dry your tears. the highway don\u2019t need you here. the highway don\u2019t care if you\u2019re coming home. but I do, I do.


Watching Princess Diaries while dying on the elliptical and all I can think of is how much I miss @savannahpickens


#ThatAwkwardMoment when you hear Dr. Manley and it is actually Rowe... \ud83d\ude12


Why the fuck is everything on commercial at the same time


I don't want to live in a place where tractors aren't seen every day \ud83d\ude9c


#RapLikeLilWayne Eatin Subway while I'm tweetin, call that \subtweetin\""


I hate when there's hot guys on both sides of a magazine page because then I can't decide which side I want to hang up and I'm wasting one


Too tired to get up and clean the house for Dylon


I'm feeling rails to trails \ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udc5f


I LITERALLY cannot wait for Jenpachi tonight with the best! @Megan_Swayze #HurryUp \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I get treated like fucking annie in this house, i'm the only one that ever does anything around here


Soooooo he walking through the house talking to himself...all this for some tv


This world is so messed up. My thoughts and prayers are with those affected by the Boston marathon tragedy! Y'all please pray.


Lol @23kyyy right now #classact #tearitup


Humble on the outside, Confident on the inside.It's the confidence in ourselves that allows us to truly be humble.Not to confuse with Hubris


@Lexi_Nicole18 McDonald's hires freshies lol


I smile and nod...bit you don't really know what i'm thinking.


Merry Christmas ya filthy animal... #LetsGoPens \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc27


@lucyhale hi. I think you should do a ten year American juniors reunion. #please ?


taylor swift now is ur time to shine kanye is performing


@kfrickenhoaby @alliekash hell yeah we are :)


don't beat yourself up for making a mistake. a mistake doesn't mean it's over; you can still make your goal.


Can I cite myself in a paper? I'm more knowledgeable on this subject than any of these basement bloggers.


I'm glad @Mariah_Baby401 is happy \u2764


@JessesRandB what? Lol how do you suppose I get there? Take a cab?


To all the people who constantly ride the Nationals D, meet the Cincinnati Reds.


Tommy literally hasn't stopped shitting on the refs, and I love it


This year on every holiday I have not been as excited as I probably would be \u270b


That's a really nice mirror photo. The flash, it covers 90% of your face. You look better than ever.


Hville 4th of July parade is cancelled.... Too bad I'll be at a show of my own!!


Barely 2 hrs in and I'm already yawning. This could be a long night. #GraveYardShift


fly high Kenny, one day I'll be up there riding coasters with you!


@evgenymorozov Maybe Inspire suggested that tactic. Any kitty photoshoots?


@jcashtro @BrianWoodring always connecting and meeting new people in the business! we are such a big family! :-)


@Yowan and they know who wrote the book of love #NSA


is pretty little liars still on or is this ravenswood? #reply


Trade #1 and 19 for #4 and mkg and draft mclemore.  Freak show athletic team.


@JennaRikiRozier and I missed you too! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude09


I was crying on the inside as my coach was telling us her plan for us for each day this week


Darlin, forever is a long, long time, and time has a way of changing things.


@cora_9191 I like running in the dark and cold for some reason.


@dakg @AlexDVBBS or at least let me meet you and get a pic :)


@Briannaapradoo thanks pretty!! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Even if Ohio State doesn't make it to the BCS Cship, I think it'd be cool if they won the 100th and last Rose Bowl before the playoff system


First time I've ever had to have EMS called during a soccer game for me, God was watching over me


Bubbie dayy saying \who died\" in his sleep >>"


A school cancellation would have been amazing so I can catch up on all the homework that's due this week..


Rack city, bitch, rack rack city, bitch \ud83d\ude02


@deavynigga @seth_blaser @rachel_leitch yes sir


SINCE I HAVE NOTHING TO STUDY FOR! \ud83c\udf89


Is it possible to get drunk off of koolaid? If you can i definetley am.


If youre a girl and you dont paint your nails what r u doing with ur life


@madimoskowitz @lily_r_jones @MacdotInternet stop you freaking raccoons


Third time this week I've been asked if I have a girlfriend @theycallmevag #duh


@pepper__spray haha I had Chinese too!! #teamlard


Same game plan against Lebron as always. HAVE to change it. Easy to contain.


One more drink( and by one more I mean the rest of the bottle)


@schyler_08 I just did. Hahaha. That just made my day.


No no it's cool I love when you have the tv on full blast when I said I was taking a nap, good looks bren.


I'm deathly afraid ill be one of those people that never finds someone else..


I finally found the missing sock eaten by the dryer! The dryer is a cruel kidnapper!


Why am I always hungry \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


Why did I leave for work so early again #dying


@atlbravesfan_84 you probably should have continued vacuuming. I'm actually cheering for the falcons today! I hate the Seahawks


Really wishing I was going to the Pats game with my stepdad today...


@SavvyBallard you're turning into SPIDERMAN. \ud83d\udc1c


Ok let's talk about signs and flags. What to bring? #Louisville2013


@edsheeran #ilovechipsandcheese favorite Disney character?


@Luke5SOS you should get your lip peirced.... <---- don't got a clue if thats how you spell that


tonight really showed youre true colors. sad that some people turn out to be a total let down


@GettingThere126 Swim... Switch it up! :)


@HeyImChristin we need to go to steak and shake at like 2 am at some point haha


but my next pay will be like 500 \ud83d\ude01 that's 350 more than my last one hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Mike_Miller_17 but it's still 14 degrees the would never give us off school for that


I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!


Team camp today \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc0


@Flutronix do you ever not get reception in NYC? Lol


I fucking love my roommate more than life #bestfriend @amandashea1012 \ud83d\udc6d\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc9e


@brookelenaa Be there in five minutes #iwish


@throwur_HANZ_up text me if you need to! I'll listen!


Pitch Perfect was such a cute movie!\ud83c\udfb6


@MarissaDzanis you too ! \ud83d\udc95 and don't worry he was deff missing you today \ud83d\ude02


@Mariah_love23 okay it was more than okay But what made it good was you


Hey @brittany22xo what were you guys gonna show us again?


Success doesn't come to you; you go to it. - Marva Collins #inspirational


@BookerguyTBay it's not that hard cause I have two tablets so each one has the a Twitter account logged in so I just go from one 2 the other


Who else wants to punch Mother Nature in the cunt?


That snap chat of me flipping you off was meant for @broseph2652  miss you @13diaz


i honestly feel like sitting here & crying right now . #INEEDMYMEDS


@ChadMattison_ @baileyterry22 plug your noses you puss cakes


@CellyHard because 'Murica and also the American hero, Mike Modano


My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not.


So much to be thankful for this holiday season! Rick and my grandma both are now cancer free \ud83d\ude04


My sister in law is gorg @missp14 #perfection


Basically screwed for my math midterm and probably my final too. #HappyMonday


Wind 5.6 mph WSW. Barometer 1015.5 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 39.6 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 77%


I have my cats, Harry Potter DVDs, and ice cream. What else do I really need?


Omg OSU. I hope our defense can save us...


I've been straightening my hair for an hour and I'm only half way done \ud83d\ude2d


So sick of pretending im okay and that the sadness is gone


When you get blamed for something that you couldn't have done <<<<


It's gonna take more than some herbal supplements to cleanse my body of this past week.


You're a spoiled brat be thankful for once


So who's gonna come spend the day with me tomorrow? I need plans \ud83d\ude01


I am sooo not used to sleeping in the evening but i gotta do it to make a lil money


@kc_li I'm sorry that I'm a busy girl! I'm sure you could find someone else, probably not as fun or as cool as me..but ya know!


Baby is someone else calling you baby. It\u2019s driving me crazy. This bein in the dark


You better believe I looked it up... with my #badhabits


Can't wait for the day that twitter pays money per tweet or hours logged on.Then & only then, could I  afford a housekeeper! Dreams.......


I mean.... I wish I was @Teigha13 \ud83d\udc9c


@crd_143 ok ok I'll admit it was a little bit funny haha


Stop this... they have a movie league ultimate frisbee #fucked


Saw so many people from high school tonight it was great


@erin_19_nicole hahaha I know! But what people don't know is that I'm a model...


remember when people compared Occupy Wall Street to the Arab Spring


Went on instagram.. bad idea.. some weird shit


@toripoplar wish i could have seen you last night! Hope you had fun!! Be safe crazy girl \ud83d\udc9c


You had your chance to kick my ass but you sat inside????


nothing better than spending all evening with my girl \ud83d\ude0a @StiltnerAshley


1 John 3:18 \Let us not love with words or tongue but with actions and in truth.\""


@JWilliams_IV Kinsler out 3 more weeks with back injury.. Ha


there. is. a. bug. bite. on. my. FOREHEAD.


@ImTheRealKev ill be there tomorrow maybe but definitely on Tuesday!


Hahahah I can't even finish my thoughts.


I don't know why I try and why I'm so nice to people


Never thought I could miss someone every second of the day until I met you @tweetbritt4


I. Can't. Hear. \ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28


Looking at my Throwback Thursdays pictures makes me laugh


I'm so fly, I get head like a blow dryer


@ReneFerretJr is it just me or did the moderator sleep through some of Hawkins lecture?


I like it better when guys are kinda controlling, and seem a little jealous. #IsThatWeird?


@KayleSue that's actually a reaction by the grass to call for help in a stressed situation.


I will literally pay for someone's ticket who would also like to join me at the #Reds game tonight.


I feel like Boulevard gave Kansas City the \I need some space\" breakup speech today."


@chelsss39 every so often, we all need to quit, take a 5 minute break and then un-quit. You can do it!!


Im sitting in front of a fan so my hair will dry. This Is ridiculous.


@LaurenCohan my math teacher looks like you.


I'm so damn hyper. Too early to go to bed pussies


I'd give anything to be in her shoes just so I could call you mine.....


I may seen a little crazy and scattered in thought and action but I know when to sharpen that laser beam...it gets results


I ain't got nothin' but love babe, eight days a week. #np #TheBeatles \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


@BeeLikeHoneybee @boopofwinners yes 2014 will be the year of the moms


I have to be here all night and I don't even have good service \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


\This is chocolate chip. His name is dog. \""


@Lay_nuhh alcohol will help you make the right decisions!


The refs need to lay off the whistles. Keep it old school and physical like the old Pacers/Knicks series.


Is the 3 point line in Wichita at 14 feet? #frankamper


@DetroitRedWings Columbus Blue Jackets in shoot out. But it did not count on his record causes it was in Shoot out.


@dannywood \ud83d\ude0aI love watching you do what you love!


What kind of country song has the word \legit\" in it? So disappointed @blakeshelton ): still a badass though"


3v3 AM 1,000 dollars each... @zsubstain @littlewaste


Sometimes after being strong for a while, you just wanna break down.


We could be married for 20 years and have 6 kids and I still wouldn't text you first


@atx2013 what cop gave you the ticket did you get his name?


Upsets are the theme of today in football!


@AmberBailey3 When where and how much lol


@C_Brown14 apple releases everything at 9:30 on the west coast. We'll get it around lunch time.


Mitch Mcgary the 21 yr old freshman......


Why do none of my friends ever want to workout with me?


I guess I need to make myself look less homeless for the doctor.


@lukeheight04 wait are you going to bloom tomorrow


It looks like its been decently snowing, but I've only gained 1/4\ over the past 2 hours. Must be melting underneath, which sucks."


Here's to the nights I cared, to the day you left \ud83c\udfb6


@STLMusicChic Why haven't $2 dollar Tuesdays happened?


I cant even sleep because that dream was just too messed up.


I just burnt the side of my face with the straightener. #dumbass #blonde


@kendallcolton \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 angry Rachel. Ugh my prom date is gonna look like a huge tool bag


@katesouthside thanks love!! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


I'm so proud of the Cloudland football team. Went from terrible last year to unstoppable.


@Brendan90981262 wow sorry bro! Ur ok though right


Getting high at the condo that's when it all comes together.


Wind 0.4 mph NE. Barometer 30.139 in, Steady. Temperature 87.4 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 64%


@payton_mikeal Because I've seen it at your house a few times so I just wondered


Chances of me making an ask are negative because I'd either get no questions or I'd get no questions so that's that.


A friend of Mike's is teaching me about the high definition capabilities of my TV. He's nine.


I'm a horrible person \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Praying there's at least 6 inches of snow when I leave the library. #wishfulthinking \ud83d\ude01


@ty_conklin makes meetings 10x better! #loveyou


everyone at the bar right now is chanting \steelers suck but we got a duck\" #dying \ud83d\ude02"


@chellax0 yes please! My parents are planning a vacation up to the lake  in August. Will you still be there?


@lindsaybrooke93 yes for real, we really need to do that bound house place


I will never have that first day of school, new clothing my mom bought me, look again. I don't know how to feel anymore


I love seeing girls from high school getting fat \ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b


I feel like every one of @CollinH44's tweets today have been aimed at me #FeelinTheLove \ud83d\ude0a


I'm not driving anywhere friday or Saturday


My need for chocolate and a diet coke right now is a little ridiculous \ud83c\udf6b\ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf69\ud83d\ude4e\ud83d\ude45 #femalestruggles


@sarahmarierose_ @kenziehall004 SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHERE THIS WAS


@RaymondMfon very true. I hope next time is soon.


Can't even eat without feeling like I'm gonna puke ugh


@deaslexia I'm sorry girl. Thats terrible id get rid of my mom before i got rid of my cat ):


My best friend brought me pals \u263a\ufe0f she's so sweet. @hensleyka93


This episode of spongebob makes me all squishy sad \ud83d\ude14


Trying to round up a respectable crew to hit up a sperm bank over winter break. Easy, fun way to make a lot of quick cash.


We have an English test tomorrow.. \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\udd2b


College is great and all, but there's no better feeling than cooking with my mom and grandma. #lovebeinghome #famILY


I can't remember a time when I was ever this happy with the way my life is going. Everything is working out perfectly.


I just found some really cute pics on my phone..... @allisonbiggers \ud83d\ude1d


The problem with fast lanes in New Jersey is that everyone thinks they can drive in them


squashed a chipmunk yesterday \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\udc39


I learned long ago that those who are happiest are those who do the most for others. - Booker T. Washington #wintheday


#wecouldhavedatedbut you fell asleep at the movies...


\Did you ever see a robin weep\nwhen leaves begin to die. That means he's lost the will to live, I'm So Lonesome I Could Cry\""


She's no longer a dream. She's simply a yearning.


@Brittany_Bell_ @uhleeseeuhhhhh HAHA IT'S MY FAULT TOO


@dzvonek28 for sure!! We can't forget @jubilantjordyn!! I miss my girls!!


I think it's time to get a workout in...I don't think I've been this stressed in a while.


@JD_og03 @Chillin_Dylan54 @ChanceWatson60 when your gpa was below a 2.0


@LynneMcFall it's straight I get out at 12


@grafjared19XX I'm will in the store with my mom fml... #mexicanmidgets


@My_Alter_Egoo haha well duh \ud83d\udc81


I'm going to miss my chickens this weekend\ud83d\udc25


Literally almost got hit by a car because I'm too impatient. .-.


@CallmeBigWood she would throw her phone out the window.


Is it sad that I'm having full conversations with a 7 year old through glass walls?


@jjbrandt20 @mayr60 it happens... \ud83d\udc89\ud83d\udc89


@applesauce22 it's been snowing for three days straight


@Kyler_Steadman @DaltonRodd no I am not I'm right.


All I want is to sleep but I can't because I have to go to work..


Too bad those with STRONG personalities don't use them for the good of all rather than just their own purpose!


@TPBadam @emptynetters  would that be considered a shersey foul?


Deciding your next nail polish...#thestruggle #girlproblems


Tough being a Browns fan. Just tonight Manning has thrown almost half the number of TDs Weeden did all last season. #fandespair


@addie_hass just for Friday! I have to work Saturday evening :(


@PaytonEverett hmm I don't have a mix. Hold on let me look up the recipe.


@cbs Hey stop delaying The Mentalist, it's messing up our recordings.


@queencunt69 maybe you won't be so sore haha


My little sister does things to mess with me


\I will never eat at Chick-Fil-A because of the owners bigotry\"\n-says the people who dont know what they are talking about"


I don't even care I want McDonald's for this hangover


I got a #FourWheeler and a #Sled. Who wants to go have fun?


Maturity comes with experience, not age.


I so hawt. Thx for the fishtail brain \ud83d\udc4d @rachelmgrandon


If you talk about every second, every minute, every day and if you can't stop time you're not a friend of mine #lemaitre


Never go shopping with too many women, their opinions will conflict each other and then you're stuck trying to figure it out.


I'm so tired already \ud83d\ude1e #Exhausted


@jamesminton_94 and then she pulled out my mushroom dip. And when it came out it went drip drip drip


All I wanted was a simple, relaxed night. \ud83d\ude14


He already knows i'm not going anywhere\ue418


@emilyopaleck shit happens. People who say things behind your back are behind you for a reason. Chin up soldier


Officially homesick for Chicago. 12 hours at home is long enough for this girl


@Adavison8 you should give me free ice cream lol


I'm the luckiest guy in the world all because I have @HannahMaynard_2 \ud83d\ude48


Today was SUPER GREAT! Wish @SeanMcK96 would've went tho. \ud83d\ude0f


Praying for the family down in Oklahoma after tornadoes ripped through their area last night


Congrats to my best bud since 2nd grade who is now an uncle @bradleyj143


@madelinehanley he isn't as much of a bum as he used to be \ud83d\udca9..loll


So excited for the first white out you have no idea \ud83d\udc4a #schoolspirit


Katy Perry tho>> \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0d


If today weren't a half day id still be in bed. \ud83d\ude37


Somebody just tried coming at with me with a dead squirrel.. Wtf


Like I just want left alone. Life has literally drained me.


Yeah..I can't sleep and have work in 4 1/2 hours..


I just think it's funny how judgmental you are when you should just take a good old look in the mirror.\ud83d\ude0a


In exactly one week I get to see my boy & I'm beyond excited \ud83d\ude0d it's been a long month without him \ud83d\ude18\u2764\ufe0f @nicknowak13


@laneherby @steve_roller1 @garrettfitterer @austinfitterer1 at the lake bros!


I really hope that tweet was directed towards me.


My mind just blew up thanks to finite math


@TJBERG74 take me to the park today!? Please please please \ud83d\udc6b\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf33\ud83c\udf32\ud83c\udf3a


@Lea_Peregrine You're coming over. I got like literally 78 movies.


@Erinxx21 \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c that was perfect!!


watching the pats game on the 60 inch \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude01


merry Christmas to those that aren't coming home this year for Christmas\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\udc4d #salutetoservice #muchrespect


Being rushed to lunch when im not even hungry <<< \ud83d\ude21


Some girls come off so desperate for attention from their instagram pictures #sloots


I honestly think the least of my worries is meeting new people in college


@always_az I went to 1 Jets game in a blizzard. I wasn't anxious for a second. This year's Super Bowl could be the Snow Bowl.


So much fun going out & dancing with @_whitney__x3 last night like old times \ud83d\ude38\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb6


@Dalangin_S89 i love cats, i wanna pet it.


@haleezzz @linduhhsmith i think thats what ill probably do. Not go all the way blonde right away


@TruWhiteMamba I got people I'm talking to but thanks for being concerned!


@AviatorsEdits Btw don't take what people say personally. Opinions don't define you. just sayin


I'm feeling wise guys tonight #yeahbuddy


Sketched the hell out \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude48


Everything about today is perfect \ud83d\udc4d


@LmuJake87 Florida has been doing this for years... Shouldn't be a surprise


@_GetLikeKris I'm gonna tweet it multiple times, maybe people will catch on and do the same. Lmaoo\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01


@hardaway_ryan not in bionic ghost years


Men In Black is just the weirdest movie. Like, who came up with this story line? \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc7d


Who wants to be friends? Text me dm anything someone just talk to me haha


I assume chiefs are doing alright because I hear my dad and brother are going crazy in the living room.


The Santa clausE >>> every other Christmas movie


It's not like anyone REALLY cares anyways.


When's the memory is better than the real thing <<<<<


I am seriously rockin the worst sunglass tan right now \ud83d\ude0e


Stanford will stay above Ohio state until OSU wins the Big Ten championship game


Lets play the game called how many times can @Saaraahjessica  lose her I card in 24 hours.


Everyone's bitching about how shitty today is. It's going I be like 70 people. Be fucking happy. #smh


I like animals so much more than people.


So glad I get to go home and go back to bed for #5 hours after I drop him off.


Colton and my dad went and bought a ps4 today and just woke me up to show me.  Stop Idc lol


\u201c@C_Starcevich: Welp, football season is over for me \ud83d\ude22\u201d just root for the niners!


@hottiegalatixxo how long do you want to go for?!


The only way my day could get better is if I got a text like I usually do from you..


@me_llamo_taylor because the UK girls and Baylor girls game is still going on. It's in 2nd OT with 45 seconds to go. Guys will play soon.


The only place I wanted to be right now is cuddling with my dog in my bed. Perfect.


\you know that fat whore will come and feed herself today, she has the nerve too\" \ud83d\ude02 my grama tho >>>"


@meagan_meller @tonia_holland @nachpro99 he's my boyf, back off \u270b


just because you attended college and I'm only sixteen does not mean I have to accept your abuse. why don't you stop bullying the helpless.


lookin at all these boats lit up on the lake, and watching fireworks is honesty the best thing ever.


A relationship with no trust is like having a phone with no service, you just play games.


Over a lot of things in my life right now. Completely depressing. Oh well! Keep moving.


How am I gonna be an optimist about this?


Crossing my fingers I'm still In first place tmoro for the Patient care contest


I'm actuallly really scared that Erik's going to forget to pick me up....


For a moment he stared up at a blinking light on the ceiling, still dazed, his thinking slowed by the viscosity of his t


@anna_curran @50ShaadesOfGAY_ you were just gonna say that 2 days ago??


A hangover and a 9 hour drive ahead #awesome


Coffee is saving my life at work right now.


I wanna travel around the world so baddd


@_lauraorihuela_  NOBODY INFORMED ME IT WAS FOR MY FACE. Eyes are on your face so they go hand in hand


\It's holiday, you guys should dress up and not look so... meh.\" My manager said to us all while gesturing directly at me."


@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\n#diabettusbuddies


What happened to just dating? Everybody is friends with benefits now days... #NotAboutThat \u270b


Everyone I let into my life eventually leaves me....so I stopped letting people in.


@dotmariejones Congratulations on your wedding!


And there's no guarantee that this will be easy.


@abigail_sims I could have taken you with us when we went.


@shewantsagreek some people read instructions


@SmithRaye @jmosq all three of us \u263a


All the things that I used to say, all the words that got in the way, all the things that I used to know..have gone out the window.


@TrendellRacing @cjohnsmedia thanks guys


making a mental list of shit I gotta get done when Im at work, then going home and taking a nap #classic


I don't think that I can take this bed getting any colder.


Dad's at Costco buying tires for my car!


@celinagigliotti my dad loves me... No gas.... So much snow on the car.... Feelin the love <3


Heading out to get my Iphone replaced. Thank you iOS 7 for killing my phone :( #Technology #Blessingandacurse


3 gay couples sitting at Boozel today. \ud83c\udf08 #socute


I love Christmas and all but havin to get on the roof to put the wreaths up...#icant


welp, i convinced a dude today that i am a lesbian and have a girlfriend.... what did you do today?


Best way to make NBA playoffs more competitive.. best of 3 instead, any team can be beat twice out of three times and players are more fresh


@x_acacciatore @MissMariaaa__ @AlexisKaitlyn_ well it wasn't about either of you two & if I had something to say if say it


@nick43baciak the white-ish wild cat? Yesss why


Woahh, what's that bright yellow thing in the sky? #weird


Where is @_chelseysmith Lisa is charging around the house and I'm a lone soldier left out here to die


Ooooooh I wanna see the next hunger games


The men in our lives are dumb. @Taylorfender3


My life dream is to become Mrs. Claus \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85


@edshow South Carolina has 8 military installations. If Hagel is not approved on June first they should have none


Why do we have this many tiles in the first place????? Damnit menards


Not extremely impressed with Gardner to be honest


If I'm nice to you right now then you're probably a good friend


@TyMay5 it is like the 2nd week of march or something around then. Idk exact dte


@jennatar @justinmcelroy Just looked back a bit, those kids do look pretty swank. Not so much as the FIL, but that's an impossibility


When a good thing goes bad it's not the end of the world, just the end of a world you had with one girl


The fact that I just pissed in a bottle pretty much determines that's I am not getting out of bed today ... Someone bring me food


Never thought a love like yours would leave me all alone #MusicMondays #BadDay


The highway won't hold you tonight the highway don't know your alive, but I do i do.. I can't live without ya baby


Why would you fight on Twitter? It just makes you look that more stupid. I've learned this the hard way.


Like can I get a chuck sized teddy bear and just snuggle with it? That's all I really want. \ud83d\udc3b


I'm lucky to have the best boyfriend in the world @Dmarket803


@1Tania76 Honestly I hope the #Bears win, but they had it gift wrapped and handed to them last week & couldn't close the deal. #Undeserving


Why have a tournament on Mother's Day no mom wants to spend her day at baseball fields all day stupid ass team


Probably one of the biggest boob fans in America


@KayJayBrynee08 @hilltaryn0128 @brethompsonn yep it's bad!


I just deposited a check while sitting on the subway. Technology is amazing


@TylerLaneFactor @dacee_kendall21 We have been


Which is worse? Alabama's kicker or Tennessee's football program?


instead of a heating blanket, I need a cooling blanket...it's soo hot in my room.\ud83d\ude14


Fuck this. I hate not being able to sleep


@B_Hennings05 @BrandonSchmidt9 try and beat me tonight. Come to Ames.


No Daytona this time. Maybe the summer race though! :) and there's always Dega!!!


On a side note......super fun night...night.


@BryanBroaddus I know Romo needs major protection, but should the 1st round pick be defence & the 2nd pick be Offence.


@flickinchris hey wanna know what you are in my contacts??


When your studying..don't use a book from 2005..the guidelines change like every 2 yrs #cprgirlprobs


All by myself. I'd leave everyone and everything. No one understands how perfect everything is there.


what do we study for mrs powells benchmark tomorrow


When someone says something about it I tear up.


Just one block and 6 assist Rudy that's all I need from you.


Payback by Atilla is such a badass song hahahah


Today is the day that I finally tried nutella!!!


I seriously cannot be away from my dog for this long \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I hate when i look like crap & everybody and their mother is out and about.


Literally the best day of my life thanks to @MarieMeyer55 @paige_desiree @Brittsimone1025 and @BSLaCoursiere  So much fun. #GoHard \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude18


@leah_bhorst @jalenyoung28 let's get wasted with @MichaelRayWalt


coming home after a long days of.. being fucked up> #bingo \ud83d\udc4c


GUYS I JUST GOT 700 YESTERDAY AND IM ALREADY ALMOST AT 800 WHAT.


I feel bad when I get so angry that I can't even take it. Today is just not my day. \ud83d\udca4


@mccann_52 Those were from my really obsessed days \ud83d\ude02


Jared asked who retweeted me last night, that I didn't like so I told him. He said she's a pussy slut, even he knows lololol


I need my license and a car, but at this rate it's really never going to happen. I'm kinda just giving up\ud83d\ude14


I hate when someone has a really good tweet but are on private so I can't help share the perfection of that tweet


Today's been filled with so many awkward moments. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b


I don't know what to say other then it's Christmas and we're all in misery #ChristmasVacation #truth


Feel for both the woman and Winston. Bungling of case leaves too many questions that will never be answered.


@TzH_Gravity @AllieHollon @heyitshanta I thought I added you in the tweet! Sorry special s/o to Ethan for picking up all our slack!


@MouaFasa @nataliestrack after I'm done with spring break so next Tuesday!


You didn't that that id come back, I'd come back swinging


@xkristalee @Journeyy2015 get married so we can be related \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc70\ud83d\udc8d


Can someone tell Jake to get ahold of me.


I love you, I have loved you all along,and I miss you, been far away for far too long,I keep dreaming you'll be with me and you'll never go.


Ran a 5k..used Post Race Snacks as Shot chasers.


Got that spirit stick \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc3e


Cool you're married and you've been together three months. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@nikkimilt14 same I just wear the goggles and go to sleep \ud83d\ude46


Finally at home after feeling like crap all day at work!!


@batrickpyers @bratknee_ hes not cool enough!!


@RRock53 @jencavz you're kidding right??


@marlena_holmes @rachpistorius @LMango227 #yesplease


The only thing i like about pistachios is the salt on the shell.  #mmm


Going out in public wearing crocs and skinny jeans. #TrendSetter


If I tweet you and you don't tweet back, you're a little bitch. I TOOK TIME OUT OF MY DAY TO DO THAT


Goose season can't come soon enough. \ud83d\ude18


@NikkiBurr3ll Take ya' ass to bed. \ud83d\ude02


@CCovington05 I swear. They have no idea what it's like to live in this generation as a teenager. At all.


You are the most confusing person in the world! #baffled


I'm hungry but I know there's nooo foood


Should I wake him up from his 3 hour slumber? #sobored #wannadosimething


@umairh Re: Best directors: Bahrani, Haneke, Malick


My back though <<<< \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\udc4e


Well I'm not gonna lie.. I'm a bit jealous.


This won't be the most wonderful time of the year until after finals


I sleep with my hood up and a blanket over my face #imweird


I hate @cameron_monroe and @24Jordanjackson


@ConorCRK @BouvierBoysClub @BrittanyEMurphy @C_Oppelt_ get a room guys jeeez there are kids on here


@shelbyboser I hate Jen \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@John_Isnt_Irish omg that's a thing? Seriously taco bell never ceases to amaze me


@JuliaaDisapioo those woods are satanist woods have fun


I feel like there should be that Benny Hill music playing for the last 2 minutes of this Titans game. #titans


@ariORana did you also know that the most caused deaths for squirrels are from drowning in puddles


I had the craziest/creepiest dream last night \ud83d\ude12


Guys my car is broken and I need a ride home from work HELP


@OLNband can put up the new cover any time now! #hyped


@lyssrose_ what happend? is everytthing okay? text me if you need anything\ud83d\ude18


I'm so excited for the Royal Baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@BPlumski you've officially tempted me  to say it!


Sinatra lifestyle, I'm just being Frank with ya...


@levittlaw I couldn't agree more! the new identity initiative is great for enrollment but way to ignore your students once again! #sadchip


I'll tell it to the world, ive just begun havin my fun


Wake up, Bake up, Gotta get my Cake up. \u2600\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf70


Nail your sins at the cross and love through God who strengthens you.


I feel like everything that could possibly go wrong, goes wrong in my life #fucked


Be who you want to be, not what people want to see.


We are, we are, we are\nGot me up all night


@tylerverbeke we have next year still!!! \ud83c\udf7b


S/O to @Kate_Jewel_ because she's the funniest person I know :)


@WildAboutTrial what does vocal fry mean?


Anywhere we go they'll be pumping it through on the radio


@ToniLozano5 we get to have sleep overs though :)


Llaboss she says he got another kid LMAO pls girl nobody believes that.


3 babies at my house right now.. I'd prefer puppies but I guess babies will do


Last I checked you wear all for John Deere, now you're all for IH. If you're gonna be fake please stick with a fakeness.


@HaleyBates2 hahahah debatable.. DeBATEable


I also did my math... Which wasn't even assigned yet.. \ud83d\ude01


@BritttyMarieee you know I'm here for you always <3


I have this thing for soccer players now . Idk.


Sox gotta capitalize on there chances better


@_CindyLoo \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude29 fuck lets just go to another hippy fest!


seriously considering going back to bed till @missssyfbgm gets off work...


I am devastated. The Great Smoky Mountains NP is closed on Saturdays.  =[


Chey - go to bed\nTwo mins later..\nChey - are you up let's have some more wine and get drunk\nLmao love her @cheyeclayton


@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \ud83d\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah


Really wanna just have a sleep over at my big sisters house. #wishiwasakidagain


The monster on Temple Run 2 though \ud83d\ude33


@bstelton do you subscribe to the theory that a challenger has to clearly win a title fight? Benefit of doubt for champs?


Mom why don't you understand this\ud83d\udc4e


I seriously need to get a new password on my phone, or glue it to my thigh around my friends...


@ericaabarkann yes u actually just reminded me


Why do I try to give you my time of day when you don't give me yours?


I want to go to the Nutcracker downtown sooooo bad!!!! \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f


@Jon_Carandang yes but were at grahams cottage


I love when real life imitates a crazy soap opera...


I hate almost all aspects of my dorm, and dorm life..


Annnnnd penis size was just a topic of discussion in the class...\ud83d\ude31


Third Eye Blind after the Pirates game on August 31st, who's going with me?


The store next to my favorite bar was robbed. I should go make sure the bar is ok. And the beer.


Perfect day for fish town ice teas \ud83d\ude0b


Should not have came back to the mall w Matt to close... Getting picked on that I look Asian n that my eyes slant? No they don't!..Do they\ud83d\ude31


Imagine the taste of putting a dip in after handling catfish bait... \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude16


Grandma thinks black people came from monkeys... #racist


I could be so good at loving you, but only if you told me too.


I love how @jhoneliu7 is letting God speak through him in his tweets. they're always so encouraging and exactly what I need to hear. #truth


Having tendonitis is a huge setback \ud83d\ude21


I just can't @juliagulia_29 @Saltywaters4


May have to stop watching the walking dead if it doesn't get more positive


Monday morning work anxiety, plus up till 4 am trying to enter nurse notes #yuckyfeeling


It does not do to dwell on dreams, and forget to live \ud83d\udcab


Don't cha hate when your mind wanders and makes you have crazy thoughts


I legit just want my life to be exactly like duck dynasty. #obsessed


my night was shit then it got really fun


Went ahead and called you up, got a little drunk last night..


@mitchellichtman not saying that :-) but while things avg out, there are definitely days when SPs have a good feel & days when they don't.


To all girls, when you talk badly about your \bestfriend\" behind her back, you're not cool. #smh"


@KailaBarack Do tell!!! I miss it! I was supposed to come and I forgot! \ud83d\ude2a


Everyone please pray for a tendy that goes to my school. He was hit hard at the Varsity game and had to go to the hospital. #PrayforNick


@SmithandWesson4 don't leave me hangin on like a yo-yo


You have to solve your own problems before you can help others solve theirs.


I'm pretty confident about today. #excited


Bandz a make her dance that's thousand dolla foreplay


Glad one of my classes is canceled tomorrow


#FF Soaps Opera Peeps @JamaGirl1 @JasamLovin @JASAM4LIFE8 @PugziesMom @KstormsPrincess @Jasam_Online @merybarb @KendraCam @SBFan4ever


Time doesn't make distance any easier...keeps getting harder and harder


@Parentpains I too can sprint when properly motivated


There is honestly not one person on One Tree Hill who isn't absolutely perfect\ud83d\udc95


The Alabama fans at Bdubs right now are so annoying. This fuels my hatred for Bammers. #wareagleanyways


@ghosttownislife it will probably be a few months before I can do it but ill take tons of pictures


@pooter_71 @CauseWereGuys I kinda have 3 jobs, and I'm ashamed of that one, I'd just stop going in, but...


The best thing about the past is that it shows you what not to bring into your future.


I want food but I really can't eat #hungover


Why is this drive home from clinical so long... #imstarving


I almost fell today walking to my bus..this ice is really slippery.\ud83d\udc4a\u2744\ufe0f


@aaron_loibl way to almost run me off the damn road haha


Act\nWatch\nJudge\nExplain\nLie\nHate\nFake\nEscape\nRun\nClose Door\nLock\nCollapse\nHeadphones On\nMusic On\nClose Eyes\nClose Mind\nBliss\n\nHowWasYourDay?


The stuff my anatomy teacher told us today was hilarious\ud83d\ude02


So I just noticed that the school policy says nothing against not wearing pants to school... Hmmm welp I guess Fridays are \no pants friday\""


She's got eyes that cut you like a knife and lips that taste like sweet red wine \ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udf77


I know you're somewhere out there, somewhere far away..


@ALaw20treys Don't you love that!? \ud83d\ude02


I'm such a girl when it comes to Channing Tatum's fine ass


@HilyBee apricotlane has the sunglasses pretty cool


Shoutout to @CharlieCrampto for always being able to lend a helping hand and just being an overall tremendous person and friend.


I'm gonna slice Brooke's sensitive chest raisin reaaal soon


Daddy needs to put some money in a sweet sober soul mates pocket @cnor21 @DPerry24 @Willy_Bennett


@thomaselong ha okay. I'll help ya out if you're okay with a lady runner


My parents are still in love after almost 27yrs of marriage now thats amazing \ud83d\udc95 #luckyones


@amandarossi15 @sophiacostello2 @taytaybrooks16 otay!


I'm so worked up right now I should not have to worry about this among everything else there is


whenever R brings up our future or anything that has to do with it makes me melt. I love knowing that he thinks about it to.


@_MrCoolBeans @WhoIsJDon @C2Jordan ugly haha


of course someone stole fifty dollars from my room \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 #pissed


I didn't want to feel anything. But that's just who I am. Once I have any type of love for you, there will always be a connection.


No hair cut til baseball season is on an all go.


Kentucky Tennessee, biggest game of the day. #GBO


Some fat whore just flicked me off the Ford fiesta with her two friends I did nothing to her. I'd usually be mad but she's fat! So I laughed


People are so rude in the middle school parking lot. Like I just need to pick up my sister.


@Willis_Jordan14 goin' hard right now. #chirphard


@imaprincesssB he just loves some kid rock! Maybe his favorite guy ever


@NICKIMINAJ , I will do anything for youu.! Just ask @brianraypreston I'm pretty sure he would too! We clocked some bitch the been talkin.


@TNugTho We are going to the Miners game tonight. But come over when we get home \ud83d\udc4c


Come here baby, and let me do it to you.


@FreshSweaterGuy @nataliethoennes @JJ_JaphetPlane I know you would broski! #DontSlipOnIce!!!


\@Be_Determined_: God gives his hardest battles, to his toughest soldiers.\""


I feel like im thinking of the future so much thats my present seems to be wicked slow and shitty


Don't try to argue with me why you're drunk or drinking.


Shoutout to Patty Sharpe for buying me KB's this morning #youremygirl


\@coco_chanel94: When it comes to going after what you love in life, don't take no for an answer.\""


I'm not really a people person anyways \ud83d\udc81


@orianoelle yea I know I tried to watch it but I was like wtf!?


Oh it feels nice to sit. Now I just have to drive home. \ud83d\ude31


That's all I'm saying because I can't control that


like, i'm not even high anymore so it's like whoa.


It's time for you to stop fighting the thing God has called you to your called to it because you have the answer for it#stayfocused


@BrittanyGaito if Brittany dies it's cuz she decided to tell everyone I would hit her with a toaster !!! #no toaster emoji


Literally have been watching Greys anatomy all day #yep #nolife


Happy thanksgiving everyone! Have a good one!


Does every relationship have to have a secret 3rd person?


@kalea_h awe why you mad.... Glad to see the Henry camp has stood up and come after me.... Be care what you say cause I know secrets too...


@JosephMorgan can i have you for christmas pleaaaaaase


I think I have had too much coffee trying to stay warm.   #gregherder


Call me pervy Dave. But all those girls coming up to the high school that don't know how much of an idiot I am. \u2665


Miss shows like A Different World ... Can we bring shows like that back? PLEASE


Those naps where you're so dead to the world you wake up and don't even remember where you are. #success #college


Get into bed and find out I forgot to put my retainer in.


\It's the gloomy things that need our help. If everything in the gardens sunny, why meddle?\"-Sybil #wisdomfromDowntonAbbey"


Cups in the air! We so fly, middle finger up to the sky.


Louisiana woman, Mississippi man, we get together every time we can.


Listening to rammstein in sociology! They are goofy as shit! #creepedout


the time that i really need someone you're not here.


@BritttanyBrown I don't! They need to clean it first!!


Does anyone remember making reindeer food as a kid ?\ud83d\ude02


srsly i would go out but no one informed me therefore i havent showered all day n look like shit.


can I mix @LoganLerman @Harry_Styles and @ADAMDEVINE into one person and marry it


Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. Eat. Sleep. Rave. Repeat. #College


@tee_engelhardt may I remind you your 1st day of freshman year you walked around after lunch with out shoes ... Don't be a hypocrite!


Really not in the greatest mood right now.


Can't wait to get all my new stuff for softball


@BaylinBell @ash_hole22 Kellan lutz is like 30! Same thing. But he is babe.


Yuuuuuip well tonight I just added one of my famous stories to the many....haha fantastic.


The racism in this movie is out of control


@coreyknisley_ I was just finishing that off for @BaxterWagner since he got twitter jail!


Sometimes I think subtweets are about me. Prob are.


The girls on Guy Code are always so hot. Mommy when I grow up I want to look like those ladies.


I wish I knew fashion better so I could figure out new outfits.


I assume its not an issue if they're on different continents. Think of all the coffee I'd have to drink to pull that off...


@89634 you ran over my phone, there were tire tracks on the back lol


@Mackenzie_Fitz Making sure my bestie has a good parking spot in this crazy #occpraking #sharingspots


Ok you can't constantly complain about how you don't have a girl when you have such high expectations


@BrookeIngram8 I'm not talking to you Brooke. And I'm not going to fight you either. So. Bye.


If I did all this to get you back why would I go off and disrespect you?


@Arrqh the 8 is to signify their favorite Doctor.


all the best Christmas movies on tonight \ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4c


I CAN'T SLEEP CAUSE I HAVE SOCKS ON THATS WHY


I dont think ill ever meet that perfect guy.


Just noticed the awful sock tan lines on my calves


Late night bikini wax . Great team work \ud83d\udc4c @Momma_Stitt @Chel_Bell415 @MissMolly_10


@BarackObama fuck up those republican cry babies!


Honestly just going to just laugh every time you try to tell at me. See how that plays out.


@JacquelineG12 less frizz! So far it's worked!!


Sometimes people find you on twitter and you seriously rethink your life choices. Like how..? And why...??


There are two kinds of eggnog: pasteurized eggnog, and raw eggnog with enough bourbon or brandy to knock a fully grown man off his feet! XD


@kloe_milbourn lol I just shipped my drawers.


Well that made me smile \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udc4d


\I don't care f you're 7th grader or an 8th grader. I'm a sophomore and I will punch you\" chicks on my bus be cray cray"


I like when people tell me not to move, because those are my real friends.


@xsweetxcaroline hahaha the American pie movies are great! nd same with Napoleon dynamite.


@caleb_giles you're stupid as hell queer


@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch


Look if you actually like macklemore you should prolly listen to better music #truth


Bettis got robbed .. He should be in the hall of fame


@brebabyyyyy just creeping and I'm just now seeing this lolol


@CameronDallas someday I'd love to just hug you, or something like that. \u263a\ufe0f


@AbbyWietro is your name tattoo because I swear your living on fantasy island?!


Went to church, then washed my car, well cody did lol then we took a nap bc were lazy. And then went back to church tonight :)


@Sydleighp @AndyBVB @LOHANTHONY @Kellinquinn ..The only guy that you speak of that has perfection would be Andy<3and only Andy @AndysOjciec


@ncwinchilla what are you even saying this is so random..


@nikkioh097 haha that's almost like me! Finally a guy has seen it


@PrintzBailey 5 mins is plenty of time to think of a good one for me!


I am so clever that sometimes I don't understand a single word of what I am saying.


@Dikysauce @benfieldcollin so you're saying a Corvette and the car my mom drives are the same because they are made by Chevy?


I want to go to sleep.. But my beds all the way upstairs..


Back to reality tomorrow. 6:15 am wake up call \ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25 #vacationsover


I will not stop exercising until I'm fucking hot


@lapryorfarms no electricity means no water for the chickens :-/ we have a pond so it would have been manually watering them from pond.


@adammax007 yeah by senior year im aiming for 4.5


@xnormajeane I can make a trip tomorrow or this weekend if I wanted to lol


@elisablaire I can't lift my arms above my head...


@_ThatDamnBrooke haha naw you should lol ..........:/


To all u Hawks fans who say Detroit sucks, how can u even say that to a team who's been in the playoffs for 22 consecutive yrs? #jealous


White water rafting with the family...this could be interesting...


Ice-cream and Gossip Girl is always a good combo.


Hey Sandman I'm still waiting for you to come visit me. #cantsleep


Perfectly quiet here. :) For the first time in months, I'm not stressed out. Think I may even be happy. #travel


Don't talk to me fuckers. I hate you all


Did I really just turn down a doughnut offer?


#ThingsThatChapMyAss people telling me my future, just let me live in a van down by the river


I think I overdone it today. #exhausted #sick


@jbrocc I would put myself in fucking so much debt


No ones even awake yet. Do I go home or what?


Goose don't favorite that tweet you blow too


Its so f'ing cold out. Glad i wore my bogin!


@CMac_25 @Sam_Bc05 @ClaytonM9 @Chris_Fugate_21 @zachvincent00 Okay #Goonsquad what's some nicknames for @CoachWFerguson over the years???


Mom come get me or I'll ruin your house .


Oh, Monday Night Football, you make me so happy


@IUByronScott ....towards the end. If it happens continues years you may have an argument, but 1 out of 4 I'll take the Talent


@Dillonwoodybro I'm not a faggot, bitch.


Since moving to Utah, saying 'sexy' is like a sin. #MormonProbs


@kayla_blanton12 , did you know you talk in your sleep ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c


@NussCoug 3 plays in and the helmet rule is already affecting the national championship.


@PDWolves The thing Wolves would miss most is Barea's spark of the bench. Quite a few games team was listless and Barea put team on his back


Just met, and passed, my sales goal for the week! Nice little accomplishment before a vacay I must say


Here at Oliver Ames High for the wrestling match against Sharon just six days after senior Devin Ness passed away. It's also senior night


@justineleslie same goes for you! Get out of Barlow more often!!!


@TheRealXPac That match rocked Pac, that was the moment I was absolutely sold on Ambrose as a future main eventer


Just needa know what that pussy like, so one time is fine with me \u270c\ufe0f


@hankerydanK no way man! I was busy! That lunch date is still up or I will stab you..


Damn it I forgot my wallet in Tony's car!


The new rules in the NFL need to be fixed


@Jante_johnson I miss you A LOT! \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc94


@Matthew_jakee at my house . Where have you been ? \ud83d\ude31


@_CassidyTaylor_ if I have some when I get home you can come get some lol\ud83d\ude01


Done for the day and no more exams to study for till the weekend. Time to continue watching #throughthewormhole


Putting on a new pair of Elite socks is like heaven


@Ululanimoana7 oh yah know just laying in my bed that's 4 sizes too big and 10x too comfy for me to get out of \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 wbuuu???


If you sit outside while your dog barks from inside for a really long time #fuckyou


Just witnessed a dude skip out on the bus!  Dude, come on!  Driver yelled at him.


This is the earliest I've been up all break... Not ok


The feeling after you shave is so refreshing


@Gublit2595 get some of that breakfast to warm up #eggs #hot-chocolate


@hmac_22 Aawww, Thanks girl, have a great weekend!!! Big hugs sweetie \u2764\ud83d\ude03


You only care about yourself though, idk


BARELY passing the drivers ed test<< #oops #AtLeastIPassed


my sister just asked trev if we were gonna be together forever he was like \that's the intention\" \u263a\u2764"


Of all the nicknames in the world that I could be stuck with...


@t_maloy right! That was like 2006\ud83d\ude02


You can walk your ass to community service.


I use twitter solely to vent. Now I realize it's just as easy to tell my dog, which doesn't get documented in the Library of Congress.


Impossible to fall asleep when you're upset.


I cant even explain how much I love these boys!!! #1DonGMA


My neighbors just stared at me really weird cause my cat brought me a mouse as a gift and I didn't wanna be rude so I acted really excited..


I want to cry .. But at the same time I want to punch you in the face ..


@TheLiamWilson not you guys. Two other families.


@LyssieDix Listen. I think that's a fabulous idea. I'm an alcoholic so I'm free anytime. \ud83d\udc4d


I know who comes before me. The God of angel armies is always by my side! The one who reigns forever; he is a friend of mine! #allforhim


Making some very tough decisions this weekend. #prayforme \ud83d\ude4f


@JessiLeeth it's sooooooo freaking boring! I legit just sit at home and chill.


Game time!!\ud83c\udfc0 #finalfour #ware


Blessed is he, who in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of darkness,for he is truly...


I fucking hate playing with squeakers..\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude24


@coriiwag makes me blush \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc4d


Not even gna let that bs bother me.. #MDBound in an hr


@DaveVoyles I\u2019m too sick and tired to read between the lines rn. What do you want me to do haha


Well that was some of the worse shooting I've ever done #rusty


Forget about tomorrow and fall in love with today


It's official my knees are destroy. Nba career is over.


@lizbeth_lilly ain't nobody got time for that pussy ass game.


The fact that I'm at CCC before the time that I woke up last semester... #uhoh #help


@MeghHurley bring me a coffeeeeeeeeeeeee


Missing half of my paint brushes...so I can't finish what I'm working on \ud83d\ude22


The two people I'm sitting in between in class obviously don't know what a shower is. I. Cant. Breath \ud83d\ude4a


Out of work an hour earlier than expected \ud83d\udc4c


@OfficialSoMo Lawrence Kansas in 5 Days!!!


@LaurenHuskey3 and @reganlovelace ... You guys are taking forever. Me and Carson are ready! #MYGOSH


Hopeless Wanderer by Mumford & Sons music video. Do yourself a favor and watch it. It's hilarious.


@MooBachMusic damn how were my project babies


@racheymegan is always there for me \ud83d\ude0a #24yearsoffriendship


@andrew_mccune you just made me feel that much better about Monday's


@GarrettCarinci I had a feeling one of those would favorite it\ud83d\ude02


@J_SM00VE13 ahhhh no question I'd call you or @TylerKirby24 so there'd be a good knee slapper outta the situation lol


@Msweat6 hell yea it isn't fun unless your fucking shit up lol. Where's the 400 been?


I wish I could push a button to go back to some memories


I can not express my excitement for a little break from eku. this semester had about killed me


A new notch in your belt, is all I'll ever be.


Okay Ive seen The Hunger Games and never cried yet here I am reading the book and bawling. RUUUE. BABY COME BACK. YOU CAN BLAME IT ALL ON ME


Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not. -Dr. Seuss (:


And to make it even worse you used profanity on Facebook.


I'm never stressed bc I don't care about anything enough to let it overwhelm me


See, I'm looking at forever, and it's the most beautiful thing I've seen in my life.


@J_Povoski yepp saw it in theaters on Halloween actually hahaha


What the fed gov has kids do during a shooting situation amounts 2 sit in the dark and wait 2 die. #tcot #nra


@R0ck_V3ry_W3ll @SplashDukes lol obviously not Rockwell he's cool


I don't really think it matters if I date a black guy or a white guy. Buuuut I don't  want a bf anywayZzz\ud83d\udc81


Eventually we could see eachothers point of view. Too much pride


If you are going to judge me like that you are not a good friend #screwoff


@lindseyloo2323 well obviously if I don't know what was said, I didn't say it. Haha I'm sorry, but its not me!


\u201c@TwerkNasty: @sambam91 @kingjones11 wait till we do the video\u201dwe gotta drop something bro!! Lol


nothing goes my way but you over here are perfect


This would be a sucky New Year's Eve if I wasn't with @17kaufman


These haunting movies are creeping me the fuck out.


Last I checked The Evil Dead was on Netflix. Go check it out.


being scared of the dark is such a setback when you have to potty in the middle of the night


@Joseph_Bananas @thunderunderus yeah I could hear that!


Do you remember the scene in Vegas vacation went cousin Eddie cooks chicken on a  rock because it's so hot? #itshot


God, I hate the feeling when something drops to your stomach.  #hatethinking


@SMarrlow looks like when we go to the phillies game on 4/20 we will treat it like an eagles game... Get ridiculously wasteddddd


Chris Long should have went all  Kenny Powers on those gay ass Panther fans.


Soo bored while your at work \ud83d\ude29


@melissanabel Kroger. It's a better way to shop.


I try to come up with ugly nick names for everyone


I love u guys and your dad too!!!  The wholr family is awesome!!!! Tell your dad a fan said hi and he is missed greatly!!!!


@TylerHolmquist and I bought our tickets to the @SDSUFootball v. @SDCoyotes game. Now can we please move it to Howard Wood Field?


@ADalessandro21 get on clash of clans dood


@cfosher yeah yeah yeah...talk to me come playoffs!


@skhaternation are we trying to have a student section at grant county tomorrow night? Let me know so I can get a meeting


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.60 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 0.9 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 51%


@julieannkirk \ud83d\ude23 hash tag second hand embarrassment


Soo this guy at Burger King today just asked for an application. The manager interviewed him and he got the job... I wish I had that skill..


Almost 800k. I said a mill. That's wild. Highest for hip hop this year I'm sure.


@chels_leinbach Work, Wolves game, sisters bball tourney, Wild game, & bowling! Haha #BusyGirl


cause you'll say you love me and I'll end up lying and saying I love you too


@callme_BFRENCH y'all ain't going to kill it


I don't think anybody feels the way. Do about you now.


@bench_ave idk this is the first pair to come out


@WendyBleile I like it, I like it \ud83d\ude4a


Lets get a game of hide and seek going at ikea


Currently in Gardner, KS, it is cloudy and it is 72F. Tomorrow there will be rain with a high of 39F and a low of 32F.


I just don't see how to win... Everything costs money but its nearly impossible to make money


Happy Thanksgiving! Unless you're a Packer fan...Dupe!


I'd rather sit on a tailgate and watch stars around a bonfire than go to the mall any day


@zoeylee97 @MoonEmojii oh ok that makes a good amount of sense


I hope it's a sick joke that I work the next 9 days without a break AND I work doubles a few of those days \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude21


I want to do something but I have no rides


i wanna draw but i dont know what to draw


and i feel like death again alright what the fuck


#rememberwhen their used to be good trends on twitter?


lets see how many pairs of leggings i can fit under my jeans tomorrow


An old friend @CraftBeerCoach is making a name for himself in the world of craft beer. He is working on a beer app @BrewHornBeerApp


@s_gulbronson @Shlazam thats why i gave him a pen not a pencil but that was my fav pen\ud83d\udc94


Going to class looking like I just rolled out of bed... Mainly because I did. I feel sorry for anyone in my 9:10 who has to see me today.


I did all of my math homework besides two problems\ud83d\udc4f


I honestly think i threw out my retainer wtf fuck me for not being able to find it


@Joe_Met_23 @vannellevince5 I don't like either team but Ohio State is gonna destroy UC


@kcrakellie sorry kellie. Those Harbaugh brothers are tough. Go Niners.


@marissa_lee156 @JustusSullivan_ hahahaha hahahahahaha


Not a single light on in my apt & Sara comes sprinting down the hallway into my room onto my bed scaring me to death. I may actually be dead


Spending the day on the beach by the lake (: #blessed #happyhappyhappy


@GabbyHiller omg\ud83d\ude33 thats so creepy! Im sorry for you!


@Em__x0 @zach_connor3 he is a it ? Haha.  You can see him on the weekends.


@in_a_dilEMMA and her dress looks like my dog could make it


I'm really trying to be good meanwhile my mom asked me to make Mac n cheese for my brother...oops ate half the box while making it \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b


@toymachinesh @elisoncrz yeah i subbed already cause those vids are definitely a life saver


#NW Finding Nemo \ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\udc99


Those who are born free in their minds, may find themselves in 'stuck' situations but never use it as a crutch to avoid responsibility.


@CabotCoop just delivered 36. 2 lb wheels to my neighbors, Merry Christmas.


bring ur own bottled water and coffee to the hotel. they sometimes charge you for using theres. #cashchat


@TheMaviiii what is this madness!!!! #illdmyou #noworries:)


Phil Hughes pitching in a big park today. No excuses if he gives up home runs today


@Huntermoore give me a break. Show some love for my 3 on 3 team. We just won the ship what. #TOONSQUAD


Therapy ended up being an hour and 15 minutes long today, all on the topic of domestic violence #loooongchat


@SPastronaut_pb I don't like any of them hahaha but that's just me :) 2 things I love are simple plan and the devils :)


@iloveyouabe lol when we were driving to Mitchell's we saw him walking with his back pack and he almost fell over in the snow


Some just asked me if this lone, wandering child was mine. Do I look old enough to be a father of a 4-year-old?


@SexyJessy07 please speak proper English. But blackout tinting is fine..


@TonyYoung15 that's pretty cool. I'm going to NC in March to see Walt.


I just scream out random answers hoping one of them is right


Wind 0.0 mph ESE. Barometer 1013.0 mb, Rising very rapidly. Temperature 54.9 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 41%


Girls kissing girls is trashy if you really want to know


You're not the only one who does that, so does that mean my tweet was directed towards you? Nope


my baby sister just asked why i have scars on my arms... im in tears what do i do omg awe


Straightening my hair for the first time since summer \ud83d\ude10


Yeah so, singletary fireworks make the millbury fireworks look so bad


@CEngstrom71 @espn yes. Any network that only shows half an event is fantastic. You are correct


Now accepting texts from anyone and everyone \ud83d\udc4c


My jeans are a little big but I love them ughhhh FUCK


I'm beyond pissed right now.. I'm going to rip your vocal cords out of your throat...


@CandaceCopas I'm just riding with Jordan so hopefully he doesn't go late


You meet people for a reason. They're either a blessing or a lesson.


So ready for this.. \ud83d\ude0a #college. @KyleeAKing @WittlePeanut @tay


@Macy_McKelley are you freaking kidding me


Some people will never find themselves because they constantly try to act/appear like something they aren't.


Haven't even touched most of my summer assignments and I don't even care.


i miss @abar2492 @AlyssaHolland @sammy_wammmy @lex_daawg @cheechee_19


So glad to be out of workkk. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


After you read this, @BillGates already made 1.5 million dollars...


@GeraldDonoughe @Pirates @TheCUTCH22 can't wait to walk thru the gates of PNC tomorrow !!


@clynn1992 thanks, ill get the last laugh . Fingers crossed that she'll get knocked up, then she'll realize that being a mom isn't easy. \ud83d\ude4f


\Weather on the 1's\" stupidest change I've ever heard, news channel"


@KrazyKiserKustm holding down the couch...


Please just let me go home early... \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude14


And it's weird because it doesn't feel that late.\ud83d\ude33


I'm so motivated to take a nap. #thedailystruggle


As if this night cannot get worse, @caitlynmac3 called me Dory because I don't remember snap chatting her


Never tolerate someone making you feel like crap.


@kizziah_anthony where? I haven't talked to him recently


After an insane workout I am finally putting up my wall of tools in the garage. #mantweet


my friends are so about their boyfriends that I feel like I have no friends anymore.


Me and my thoughts are the most dangerous combination. I'll collaborate with myself until I'm referred to as Socrates


@BRIANDAVISLIVE AWESOME.  Can't wait.  Hope it isn't a 21 and over venue so I can bring my daughter again. Hate to get a fake ID.


I hate my pilates instructor but I hate my personal trainer even more!!! And that's exactly what I pay them for!! \ud83d\udcaa Thx guys


@abbielicious613 I can only imagine. Do you have doggie insurance?


I'm daydreaming of the Macburger from Town Fryer that I'm going to be eating later \ud83c\udf54


I can't stand how nervous I get before Friday night games \ud83d\ude24


@Jadah_Doll I think she us gone- so much blood on her seat :(


@RuthRunyon We do need to get outta here! Too many skanks. \ud83d\ude30


How exactly do you go about telling a good friend she needs to grow up and figure out there are bad people in the world


I don't understand how you can be that fake towards people. Grow up.


@NeeshaORDie lol girl you know I love yaaaaaaall


@BKthe3 @Sam_Tse2 @alecc2 yep :) puppies are on at 8 & 9


@bmf27 we bed to plan out Friday so were all together!


In a field we can scream, get away with almost anything! Yeah every now and then you gotta raise a little hell.. #KipMoore


Welllllllll.. someone should just come over and watch movies with me. #sobored #loner


GREAT, juuuuust GREAT. Now I'll be up all night.


My mom is literally just pissed at me 95% of the time I'm breathing


What an idiot, I might have the flu on Friday.


All trees look like they are just shadows or something abd the sky looks so good behind it


Chris is really trying to fight me right now


Spending my last day of summer on the beach. It's B-E-A-UTIFUL out.


I should prob not even be allowed to take Algebra I can't even do 7th grade math good


We weren't good for each other, there's no one to blame for that.


Whenever I get home I just sit in my driveway and listen to music


@joeyBADASS_  respond if you have time. Did you know you and your team were going to make it while working on 1999? #visionsclear


Sleep. Uhm, no. Gonna be up all night. #upset


League tomorrow. Don't really wanna go but might as well get this W real quick!


The only person you can truly count on and trust is yourself. \ud83d\udcaf


@wesramsey as a new cast member on pretty little liars? Im so not mad about it #hi


I really should have stayed in bed all day today #sosick


@ElFlaco1997 we were group 4 for a while. It's tough cause of big schools, group 3s been stacked in recent years too ugh


@hwilson2009 @PinkyGuerrero @Juliemcniven yes :) thanks. I\u2019m all about strategically hitting buttons.


But I'm a die hard fan of The Rock. \ud83d\ude0d


Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk


6+ hours and counting, hot damn. #imissyou


Bowl of heaven for the third day in a row \ud83d\udc4f


@TeamPADL Haha this account makes me laugh! Especially the profile picture! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\u2764


@DonHedger_ shittttt I forgot. Thanks for reminding me tho


@Kadddy_1992 & yeah, I'd be pretty insulted if someone said that to me, what I'm trying to say is if you didn't just throw your pussy around


52 hrs this week. I'm on my Grown Man Shit!


If i could play if it means alot to you on the guitar id play it until my fingers were numb i love the guitar in that song i just \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Another game tonight against Vienna. \ud83d\ude3c


I have a feeling I won't be sleeping tonight.


You are not invited to the other side of sanity.


@USATODAYmlb @middlebrooks HAHA Applebee's?! Who are you, @JackieBradleyJr


@dylllbuug I'm not surpised. We would have 20 people in line and there always be that one person who'd have 3/4 coffees.


Watching the Little Mermaid \ud83d\ude0d


As if @sierralc_89 and Delani think it's okay to leave me and @mariahknight_4 for a week


I accidently poked myself in the eye and now my eye is crying wtf stop


Caring about somebody who doesn't care about you <<<


Oh yeah, you and what army? Only the army of the living dead.


@_aTallCupOfJOE Idk exactly but if you clink the link it tells you what he was arrested for in the right hand corner


Officer Locke gave my sister 2 tickets and I get off with a warning, fuck yes


I don't need a soap opera.. I have social networks.


@CharlesJHein let's be in a group.  U basically work on one project whole semester


Great time this morning at The Fellowsville Assembly of God! Sad that BGMC ended today but excited to announce in April who won between the


@f250Jim who cares lol that was the first episode where the person was reall


I know I'm stupid for loveing him but I would go crazy without him


@BarelyBrooke22 @Nicholass134 well I died my hair black now so there's that \ud83d\ude09


i mean if ur gonna talk about me u can say it to my face \ud83d\ude0a


Obsessed with the QuizUp app. Probably going to spend way too much time on it.


Almost every time I eat I feel sick. This is why I never eat #blehhhhh


@CurlyJewFros those people would have to flee the country


I'm just gonna watch the walking dead since the patriots decided not to show up tonight


Big Papi has better offensive numbers than the Vikings.


It's always the last two hours of this trip that kill me.


This week is going by Fast!  4 day weekend next weekend.


Anybody wanna get up and down and play some pickup?


LOL at that FAT BiTCH haha you don't know who I am you obese biotch


Wanna go to the complex but no one to go with.. #hmmm


Whether I fail this next exam or I don't care cause I'm going to call it a semester #IveGivenUp


#IfMyMomHadATwitter id prolly be sent away to military camp and woulda prolly never come home again


@nikkiirushhh question, when may I check out?


The amount of food I eat in a day is ridiculous. #ilovefood!


Gracie is so snuggly when she knows her momma is upset. \ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc97


These two girls in this class way too rachet lol


@rachaelbryann gaaaaayy. we will figure it out!


My first tweet goes out to @juliette_hiza. #Holler


@SheaKohler saw the fuckin picture it's so awesome


Cannot wait To go home tomorrow\ud83d\ude4c


My teacher told us we could talk like 10 minutes ago and someone has yet to say a word... It's cuz we all like each other


I wish I could post a basic post at 1am and get 10 likes within 3minutes of posting it...screw you.


Wind 4 mph ENE. Barometer 30.27 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 22.6 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%


Driving around with dicks on my car thanks to @RackCityRome and @BigMan_93 \ud83d\ude21


Just finished replacing my alternator with my pops. That belt is a f*cking bitch.


I feel like I had more homework than I actually finished


Philosophy is the worst thing to ever happen to the world


@daniellejakubek I thought you had it!!! #im dying here


Waking up from a nap and seeing I got my tax returns. #ItsAGoodDay #ChaChing


I wish I could take you with me everywhere I go


Flippin between the Penn State game and the Houston game so I can watch @JohnOKorn5


@hangxyourself OH THAT'S WHY THEY'RE NICE TO YOU OK NOT FAIR


#ThingsIHateAboutSchool he idea of actually having to be there


I have so much energy right now, I feel like I just did crack


You go on to do great thing because they are inspiring, not because they are challenging


@nevershoutlarry @Nixoxo2 dude you're such a little bitch with all your shoes\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udc61\ud83d\udc62


@DaMarsoupial I can see it. People like us have motivation to move beyond getting screwed over. I'm used to it.


@PacersNate good luck at your game tonight. ..#gowildcats


Time and a half today makes me not mind working


@Ericayeahsure @brookeshumar more like sophomore year.


Omg.. Hahahaha. I really hope Blake knows i'm kidding. I should really stop being so sarcastic with people i don't know.. Smh.


Some people's tweets are hilarious. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #poorbaby


If this sets the tone to my entire day... I think I just want to stay in bed and not face reality... #failed #fml


I didn't storm out. I walked out..Forcefully!


Sick right before the beach.. Hate my life \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude2d


@arianaktran oh okay, yours is August 7th \ud83d\ude01


Wish I was out on the lake today. \ud83d\ude11


@MarandaFinney @JDHarless Jd she out side petting those cows\ud83d\ude02


Do you ever just sit I'm class and wondered... What would happen if I punched someone right now?


I feel like I'm the only one who doesn't socialize with human beings the opposite sex of me


@nikki_saibene because you said bye\ud83d\ude11


My haircut looks like a 43 year old woman's #livetweeting


I guess i don't understand giving up, and i prolly never will.


First thing flo does when we walk in the door is break out the wine...every time \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d


Happy first day of summer everyone! #summer #beach \u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udf3a\ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udf0a


He practically only exists to be an dick to me. \ud83d\ude12


I could easily listen to #TheTwentyTwentyExperience every day


Glad @MeadeSierra left the #FGL cd in my car \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\udcbf\ud83c\udfb6 #loveit


@alinaservetnik wait till you get a little deeper in


@b_brennaaa oh I get it , it's tater tots with out the tater


The past couple of months with everything have really made me rethink a lot of things.


@_iTSbEll love you more can't wait until tomorrow!!


@shawntaks \ud83d\ude12 ...... I'm about to ask moms if I can do online classes


#NapTime ... which means for the next hour my phone will ring with calls and texts.


Honestly playing GTAV is the 2nd best way to end the night. Not bad


@KeatonFoxNBC5 ...the oil will flood the fields & cost more $ to clean up. So they are just letting it poison the air instead.


@tatted_n_jailed but I'm not the only one


@Alexis4013 well of coarse :) it's just our relationship :)


@taylorwood22 me either! Did you get the link?


@Al_Petrie the fact that you're still awake and tweeting is a major improvement over your last Friday night \ud83d\udc4d


S/o to @itz_AdOnIs for being black and being one of the funniest jiggaboos I know


Hey if I pinch my nose when I sing I sound kind of like Carrie underwood


I'm so nervous for our game tomorrow. I want to win more than anything in the world.


@Joseph_Vombey7 is like Patrick off Spongebob


I honestly don't think I love anything more in this world than hugs.


Where there is a flame someone's bound to get burned


Just had an excited 2nd grader tell me about his mom getting off probation today. \Yeah, she's all I got since my dad died.\" #perspective"


@kaitlyn_fencik I was honestly peeing my pants \ud83d\ude02


It most likely did because I have that effect on people. \ud83d\udc9c


I'm about 2 seconds away from smoking a cigarette


Dude, once I get my license since I already have a truck I'm gonna try and make my summers like those relationships in country music videos.


@beckbeckley11 lol I'm always a good girl!  ill try my best not to worry. & like your real home, With your family?


@foxandfriends Congress is...GETTING PAID!!


I don't understand. Why is everyone the same here? Everyone's a pothead or a drunk or just trashy in general.


Having your uncle be a chiro is so convenient!


Some of @teganandsara 's songs make absolutely no sense, it's perfect.


@ForSureLW i speak on behalf of the whole world when i say that i hate you right now


@osama_benladin you me @DownToTuck should get something going soon


@caitlyn_baird is that when you're coming over


UK loses first round of NIT and gets best recruiting class ever? I hate college basketball. #smh


Last tweet brought to you by @KidLegendSODMG


How people treat other people is a direct reflection of how they feel about themselves..


@BballProblemz especially after a loss....


@ThatsMeMcD miss you \ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udc31


@SovietData well, it's a pretty conservative straight bar, so maybe not so much for you. Lol both are within walking distance of my apt tho.


Oh well I'd rather have hips than be a stick person


Got a bottle of jack honey and a bottle of wine for Christmas.. I guess I know what I'm doing tonight \ud83d\ude0a


@doboyle15 what about @redbeard_69 and @zsmith1921


i hate the douchebags who leave their high beams on at night


Ready for church in 15 minutes! Heck yeah!


Wtf brooks?! You're just now realizing this... #TheBachelorette


@Robbie_Meh very frustrating! Hopefully they play better in game two!


Those kind of convos are only meant for best friends. HAHAHHA.


@freewilson_ @WildThrnBerry14 I'm not sure, I jus entered the game myself. Can you show me a few pointers?


There's a live moth flying around.. That's cool I didn't want to sleep anyway! \ud83d\ude29 #scared #hatethem


How did I just wake up and get out in five minutes \ud83d\ude33


Just realized, this is the first time in a week I've gone to bed before 4 am. #winning #exhausted


Ill never be anything but a Cleveland girl who fucks up everything good for her.


@KDPomp @MarkMaddenX @emptynetters has Malkin turned into Adam Oates?


@BigGhostLtd @MacMiller he's the reason they tell you not to use a video camera in the movie theater.


I MISS THE DAYS WHEN THW WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD WOULD GET TOGETHER AND PLAY FOOTBALL AND KICK BALL AND STREET HOCKEY RIP GOOD OLD DAYS


Whatever class just came out with suckers in their mouths, I need to enroll in


@MEREychristmas nevermind all that I suck at spelling and tweeting so GOODBYE OKAY


I've played volleyball all day! S/O to @AlliHoward1 for doing really good today & keeping that ball going! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@CammyRynn2018 When you faked a pregnancy. You just a dumb skank. Go get the clap or AIDS or something like that.


Taking the beautiful @morganjosie24 deer hunting #thebigtest


Who wants to come to Boston with me for Jason aldean in July \ud83d\ude0a


She complains she gets bullied but yet she bullies other people. Now is that \logical\"."


I hate how tight wrestling schedules are \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\udc7f


@trantercl well ill possibly try to walk on, but I'm not sure haha


It's crazy how out of shape I am now that I took 3 months off for surgery


@t_wheelz3 knows I was ignoring his text \ud83d\ude33


Can't even begin to explain how sad I  right now. If you come in the bar and see tears in my eyes don't ask. Just go with it.


thank you to whoever mailed me all this candy and pop cornn hahah \ud83d\udc4d


Did you watch the WNBA draft? #shitnobodysays


I hate it when guys AND girls AND dogs say \i feel it\".."


@Rsaunders_15 technically lets just say its a do whatever the heck you want and not use the computer class its dual credits too super hard .


@sydclarkin yep it gets worst my friend #sorry


Can always count on you to make things worse.


@PatrickStump what's your favorite food??


@HBerry1210 my mom just said \no, i walkeeeen my dawwggg\" totally made me think of you in accounting last year lmfao"


I think I'm actually gna try and get up early in the morning and go flea marketing and do drive-bys at yard sales


#TagSomeoneYouNeverWantToLose @Katie_Senter @MattMayerII @m_smollen54 @_Livvvvy


Had an awesome night with @chriskoppel and all the other senior reps! Can't wait for out photo shoot coming soon!


@Kayla_Campbel Yeah but I can tell! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude22


Mufucka's stuck on repeat...repeat...repeat on the radio.


@ducharme517 bahahaha its a joke. #chill


S/o to the boys on the side of 275 in the truck. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18 #callme


YAYYY! That's what I call a comeback :) #RCJH


But either way I can't stop thinking about him.


Got three hours of sleep. Dont talk to me.


Happiness damn near destroys you. Breaks your faith to pieces on the floor. So you tell yourself, that\u2019s enough for now.


What good is all the cash if it doesn't buy time? And what good is being famous if I'm never on your mind?


Do they sell bro tanks at the baby gap? Because I want one


I have today off, with absolutely nothing to do. \ud83d\ude4c


While everyone is with there family .. I'm making pizza #pizzapizza #happy4th


@Jowanza yeah, I've liked having HBO Go the last few months much better. If they make it available streaming only I'm gonna for sure get it.


Yeah I need to take out the smoked out lights in the jetta


I'll take out the back drums then if I go out and slide around I'll throw them back in


All you ever tweet about is me #getalife \u270c\ufe0f


@sexybeard he's catching snakes in a barn.... It's pretty intense #liveaction #reallytho \ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udc0d\ud83d\udc0d


Sometimes I refer to myself as a panda. I don't care, judge me.


Took a kitty claw to the eye tonight. #owwie


How are some girls able to move their back sofas backwards when posing for pictures is beyond me.


I'm getting rid of swearing. Every time I swear this week, I will give one penny to Lindsey. Let's hope this helps.


@cassiemeza_ or a soul...... ur like a ginger u dont like happiness


@miss_ilse11 @thejewel__ are you sure, it would look nice in your head or with a baby attached to it.oh you can use it with the nursery kids


Feels so good to hear that voice #perfection


@IamEmmettSmith Oh no, the RV belongs to some friends of ours. I've tailgated there for years though.


I mostly use twitter when I'm upset or going through something, it's the only thing I can somewhat express my feelings too..


But when I hear your name,\nI feel rain fallin' right out of the blue sky.


30 below zero with windchill over the next couple of days. now thats cold.


Honestly could you give me a break? I'm breaking and you don't even care.


Who's going to be there that's good looking\ud83d\ude02


Everyone is making me feel like a piece of shit about this adoption.


I wonder if @GregDavid24 's soup tasted spoiled because I didn't think to tell him it needed refrigerated hahaha oopsie


such a beautiful day out but instead I've got to work. #ashleyprobz


Dunkins is out of blueberry donuts. COOL. \ud83d\ude21


And what's the deal with Thing 1 and Thing 2? What are they? And where do they come from when the car calls them? And the fish annoys me.


Do people actually even fight? I've never actually seen one.


I'm gonna end up spending my Friday night going to bed early #sotired


Going to watch my best @baileyk06 graduate from college!!! #proud #loveher


@QuiltedMagnolia oh,  i appreciate it!  I'm anxious to see the owls and gecko :)


If you live off of a man's compliments you'll die from his criticism .


I would die if I lost my only child .. \ud83d\ude14


That was an ugly win.. But it was a win. Not ready to hear the news on Cobb and jones


@MaxonGr @BayHerzog I didn't mean it like that...


There is only 2 days until season 3 of #DuckDynasty and I am pumped. #Favoriteshow


@TWyatt67 praying for you buddy! Defy the odds! #beatguthrie


@Kingp0va girl plz provide receipts idk who that is


why do so many people lie to me? can no one trust me with the truth anymore?


Ay nice rainbow sketchers I had a pair like that when I was like 6 except they lit up so I think I still win


Feeling like I get my hopes up then you just tear me back down


Friday the 13th had to guess something bad was gonna happen... hopefully the injuries arent as bad as they look


Nope. My beds too comfy. Why!!! :( #sotired


Fucking great I just deleted my mailbox in my sims game


@KaylaSteele22 thank you! Love you too\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18


@nielsen270 lmfao I was about to say! WTF! That's cold to play me like that!


@SammiAlaminnn Olympic boxer to wow I wanna meet him!


I'm so ready to go to the barn, staying at home is getting boring.


@meghannbuller @erinlahaye @lsujacob why don't we cook?? #brokebitch


@blakedish you literally text me back about 20% of the time so \u270b


If I fall if I die know I lived it to the fullest, if I fall if I die know I lived to miss some bullets #kudi #pursuitofhappiness


Lately I been, I been losing sleep\nDreaming about the things that we could be


@Crushboy31 @vleach44 Best of luck to u BP!  #RavensNation will miss u!


I need to move somewhere that is always like 90 outside..


I love making my doggy happy by playing in the snow with him. \ud83d\ude18


Our first date was the Waffle House.\ud83d\ude02


Monday funday @garrett_white3 @beenjammin_S @Alec_Schafer @_kaitkait @MiSs_sSmith @aubquack


Why is Wachusett opening this weekend it's literally gonna be in the 50s


Watching perks with @Oxford_Emma \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a #BestfriendStatus


@JennaSorenson8 takin people I want and shit


@C_HAWK_CIARA Good to hear!  #BeNorma My tickets have been spoken for since draft day.


So because I say what's on my mind about a situation.. Im the bad guy.. Okay I see how this works.. </3


@C_Hawkins_ @IsraelBarco11 well that sucks!


I wish god would hear my prayers about building a bojangles in York \ud83d\ude14


Keep to victory today.... Stop Arian Foster at all cost


I'm on the edge of complete and utter rage. Please be careful :-)


Omfg yo it smells like theres hot wings downstairs but ik just my luck if i sprint down there , they arent really gonn be there


@jrdnkrs I did the same thing last week and its running well. Just waiting on the update for my iPad


\grandpa when did you know grandma was the one?\" \"when her sister dumped me\" hahahah"


Maxwell played that about as well as he could have. Floyd just made a better play. Shame.


I'm never gonna hear the end of this omgggg\ud83d\udd2b


Can't wait for the new season of #DuckDynasty tomorrow!


@oliva_kosi7 @SydneyTroski how's did syd get in this lmao\u263a


Who let James Franco get an Instagram? He needs some help I think.,.


Still have no fucking idea what the sabres are  doing sending Luke Adam, McNabb, and psysk back to Rochester and calling up worse players.


@janessa_coburn I absolutely adore your twitter avi


@aaronJohnharris no my nigga. You text me


\I was born without a butthole and I have a third nipple. I get whatever I want.\" \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


I got my toes in the water, ass in the sand, not a worry in the world and a beer in my hand.. Life is good today \u2764


@obeyelio I knoooowww and everyone was always like going here or going to hang with the bff and I'm like awe that's a cute tweet


I said I'm on my way.. Not quite their yet.


Is it weird that tabitha Emily and I are overly obsessed with Spanish soap opera


@PimparooFarley I know. It's gone by so fast!! I don't like it.


Let's go Sox!!!!  Wrap it up and wrap it up early!!


Seriously Miley Cosmo is trending and #TroopThanks  isn't ???? Come on people .


@emdav123 sorry for all the tweets ;) miss you


@darrylweston sooo... Blake & I became best friends today, which replaces us being best friends Darryl\ud83d\ude33


@cody_campbell92 I need 20 to go by fast! Both boys home\u2764


@golfwhiz16 I wish I could favorite this 10 times. \ud83d\ude02


The fact that I don't have school next week!>>>>>> \n#CoryKids\ud83d\udc4c


I don't want good. I don't want good enough.


I loved her, not for the way she danced with my angels, but for the way the sound of her name could silence my demons.


Forever not feeling loved.. I should just get used to it \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude25


@lfkent YOU HAVE TOO \ud83d\ude2b I don't get a break til you get here!


In need of a girls night excited for tomorrow night :)


Idk if i spelt that right but oh well \ud83d\ude48


I won't miss ripping layers of tape off my leg, that's for damn sure


@jake_sollis well.... You're 18 so technically you are!\ud83d\udc74


@heathervanhorn_ me miss you gurllllfriend


I order pretty heathy sandwiches at Subway but always blow it when they ask if I want a cookie & I end up getting 1 of each. #everydamntime


#ThingsISayInSchoolTheMost when will I ever need to know this


this makes me sick to my tummy just thinking of it


You can actually learn things from movies if you know what to look for


#FFNow ppr league Keenan Allen or Eric Decker


Happy Sunday! Our running errands then home to work out school stuff and study!


@CUDInCLASSICS you are correct my friend!!


@Leah_Alexander6 @melc0nkk it's been way to long!!! Only reason I'm looking forward to school tomorrow is to see u two


@AngelofDeath823 @Damien_Starr I will be sure those that want/need/deserve it would get it before anything was made official with my leavin!


you better not blame me , cause I didn't even know this happened .


Time spent with @facethefactband and @TheDirectiveMI is time well spent. Thanks to all who came to Summerfest and made it a great night.


Wow, Ben is such a sweet talker. Such a shame he's being a douche to the other guys. #Bachelorette


James Franklin will never get a positive comment out of me


@cparrottSQUAWK @AustinARCH @R_Dunn62 @dobbs_joseph @chandlerd34 @dillanshults @TristianRamsey Parrott! When you comin in Sat?


think i just found my homecoming dress... it's bright pink. #surprise


Does anyone else have those days where you have a ton of energy and happiness for no apparent reason?


Wind 0.0 mph ESE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 81.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 12%


@taylored4lyfe_ well, if you do.. that's okay.


@NdTgutie this is only the beginning #patrickhannon


@Country_Voices tweet more from this song


@jheadley35 @yayadadude @JasonAnderson55 @JohnHorseNunes Zach Sudfeld bro! All topics are fair game, need some readers!


my boyfriend got me all the newest episodes of the Kardashians, I'm dying with happiness! #finallygettingcaughtup