Pretty thankful for @HannahChavira \ud83d\ude18 #loveyou


Busche plant 7 two hour delay.... haha rrrright its time to make money #12hourshift #cashFlow


Apparently I'm dating everything 02/14...I'm just trying to move time along...


#ConfessYourUnpopularOpinion hunting is cruel.


Mentally preparing myself for 83 degrees tomorrow


Big daddy is my all time favorite Adam Sandler movie


Bitch stop sucking my dick and go to college


@sommergirl34 never watched a single episode.


I love how two guys talk mad shit about each other, and the next minute they're best friends.  #FakeAsFuck.  @MichelleSchaub


I really hope that wasn't aimed at me.. #Ew


@ShadowTodd Well, Todd, I'd say it's a pretty good performance, so far.  #TheSoundOfMusicLive


30 don't know you to we'll but you seem cool


I kind of like having early games better.


If i wasn't on my phone constantly i may actually have some battery every now and then.


yah know I'm gonna leave you baby when summer comes along


@liljoebird25 I'm just messing with youuu, it's fine.


@zmurphyx can't believe you went to see jessie ahhh very jealous \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude04


Glad to have one stubborn parent and one with an open mind. Taught me to be strong in my beliefs but to be open to other people's beliefs.


What a busy weekend! I'm one very exhausted Mommy! Not looking forward to tomorrow being Monday! Blah.


I can't wait til its peach season. Is August almost here? My favorite in the world is watermelon and peaches. That's all I want. RIGHT MEOW


Drama comes and goes so quickly \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude29


#perksofdatingme i will cuddle you so hard


Walked into school and told kayla that this weather made me happy and I wanted to build a snowman and she looked at me and said \stfu\""


It's freezing out but you bet your ass I'll be sipping victory iced coffees all damn day long


And I miss @hpstiles so so so so so so so so much more!!!!! Can't wait to see you!!


@Sydney_forlife wow way to subtweet about me


@tessellation21 I do recall taking a picture with a half naked man last night


@Brooks4Real A female tennis player who has been called out numerous times for being a shitty tipper


I'm gonna buy a one-way ticket on a west bound train, gonna have my breakfast with some pink champagne...


@nathan_w320 you're like 30 feet  from me


I'm ready for the next chapter in my life.


Cracks me up how he kills dude and then eats the chicken on the table. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c


I taught my mom how to use emojis today. Texts from her are weird now.


Skipping my last classes and spending time with @mckenzieb20 \u2764\ufe0f


Due to Shania Twain, I have high standards for guys


@TimberlyHenson @alexkwalls I knew it. \ud83d\ude0f


I don't know who to tell my feelings to anymore. it's like who true to you? my answer is I honestly can answer that.


I wish I could have a @__Friends themed wedding! \u2764\ud83d\ude0d @BCoulter2


@craigkfowler no. So I don't get to see you today \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2b


@VanessaWiltsie not between the hours of 11 am and 5 pm we didn't


Come to think of it I'm a completely different person than I was last year


@Insidethestache @supervaggio6 @kait_roep @CeeBaloo I may have the best stache, yours will be the better stache


\It is your dreams that lead you astray, Master Skywalker,\" she said."


@WestmorelandSN at the half..Mt. Pleasant 53 Charleroi 7


@TylerLewis248 @PaulaDowdy @Alexstrom25 @JuliaSuppafly. I'm downn


@KJDaBest_ I'm definitely not cleaning that up.


@powerrangerluv I miss u too. Ironically think its been since summer\u2600\ud83c\udfc4\ud83c\udf34


@brittmcgavic @ThisGirl_Meg don't say anything else.


the hardest thing in life is to know which bridge to cross, and which to burn.


Sixteen episode later, and Cas is finally back!


@elizabitchx11 I know I don't need to, but I can't help it!\ud83d\ude2d


@TiffTownsend3 You'll be with 3 other people! You can do it! Invite your sisters and their hubby's too and that's a bigger group!


I'm givin' up on love, 'cause love's givin' up on me!!!


There's 10 days until MHALs... \nI'm sorry, what?


oh okay cool, being left alone is always great


Defiantly bombed that history test \ud83d\udc4c


My stepmom didn't know all of these songs came from The Sound of Music.. \ud83d\ude33


Hey nice job only bringing one moccasin home from college Louisa


@Talkmaster the #freejahar nuts don't realize he would have just as easily put the bomb by them, since they are infidels to him as well.


Alright I seriously want Olive Garden RIGHT NOW!


I need to quit promising people ill hang out with them.. lol


@LT_Dunman15 this possession wins it for UK or loses it!


@steph22holla that's what I thought \ud83d\udc4d


Guys should I sneak into the general admission floor and crowd surf during fall out boy


I wish I could change my texting back to the original way. I hate this new update


Twitter is such a joke but I just can't get myself to deactivate it \ud83d\ude33


@MaryC_143 I dressed up as a stripper one year and got voted best costume


@mdevine29 it's like a car accident. It's terrible to watch but you can't help yourself.


#tbt to the time we made our cocktail hour a 90s hour. Bahahaha


I'm freezing but can't bring myself to put pants on. #thestruggle


Bruins need to step it up this period if they want to stay in this. #gobruins


Man the soccer game better not be during Victoria secret show.


I got a max of 4 hours of sleep. Today is going to be lovely.\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude29


Surprises >>> \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d #Loved


baby you're a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down and cruise


@GrazenJenna @allie_mazur how doesn't it


Girls don't think I'm funny and if you do then I love you


@JohnCrowley24 just copy my  tweet, it's cool


@ZHaverfield @rachel_shipp @aaye_its_jess I think she thinks we are weird\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude33


WHOEVER THREW A DONUT AT ME GO FUCK YOURSELF


Around 1am my husband will finallu be crawling in bed with me and I can not wait...


@tweetmesohard the question is did you sign it??????


@Damien_Starr @thatmanpig1 @h0nkyfac3 only if we wrestle at some point during the movie !


No wonder people think Mady and I are taking \ud83d\ude02


@hakdmb41 if you get sick of it send it my way!!! I'd love to have a white Christmas!


lazy sunday night...spending it in my recliner


There is a HUGE difference between loving someone, and being in love with someone.


@officialR5 have you made the switch to iOS7 yet?! It's radical. #AskRatliff


If your memory's still too strong I'll keep movin on and get longer gone.


I'm pretty sure I aced my Shakespeare Final and I only studied for 10 minutes. \ud83d\ude1c


#redwinethoughts Jon Snow totally shaves his chest... Verdict is still out for my feelings on that. #GameOfThrones


Fuck Alabama and fuck notre dame. The Ohio State University Buckeyes are the only undefeated team left in division 1 college football.


Some days you just feel like a white person in an infomercial.


Just now realized the lady on talking dead is the same lady who owned the movie theatre on drake and josh #mindblown


11:11 wish; To be a little kid again. I want no worries. \ud83d\udcab


@Shelby_Nicole29 that's awesome I'll be in his room all year. N I saw it. It looks good. Keep me awake haha


@sethmcdaniel7 welcome brother, we've been expecting you.


But you look like the kind that likes to take it way out \ud83c\udfb6


When you know you have that girl you've been looking for all you're life\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude0d


If you ever feel disregarded...nip it in the bud as soon as possible..or else it will bite you in the ass as long as you allow it!


@phrostybluntz like ish ask a fat girl you wear them under clothes it sucks your fat in


If I learned anything from 2013 it's to do what makes you happy. Stop holding back on things because others wouldn't approve. Just do you.


I don't share well. \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\udc81


@HammyWhammy24 hahaha what did that second kid look like when you did it??


So bored & wide awake. Skype anyone? Rellabella2234


Shes jus hating on this wonderfully great relationship(:


@SteinmanAlex i think there's hope we won't have school tomorrow


80% of girls on twitter are bored, want Menchies or need a man.


@bit_klecker that's my favorite workout....


So I didn't get as much attention as I wanted when I asked who wants 1000 but it's cool, ill maybe give it to myself... Jerks


I will not straighten my hair once this summer lol.


YAY IT'S FINALLY FUCKING FRIDAY!!!! #happyfridayeveryone


The dude that called Rick a pig waited outside McDonald's to fight because he got trolled.


It's hotter than a fat guys dick in a Russian whore house on a July Saturday night I tell you twat


\What are this?\" \ud83d\ude02 @marissasnyderrr"


@taylorbbx3 nooooo haha I want who I want


James going for 40 I'm calling it. That pissed him off.


@SusieLarson I'm getting ready to lead a bible study w/ #yourbeautifulpurpose  I love the book!! God has perfect timing! #thankyou!


Stabbing myself repeatedly would be more fun than what Kennedi and I are doing right now


@emilybecker4 plays club penguin... Awkward... #what


@c_terranera this bitch.. I'm done \ud83d\ude49


Go #Tigers!! Let's roar to victory so we can go home to Comerica up 2 -0


What looked like a promising day turned into a shitty one


Don't know what to think or who to believe anymore


@AshBenzo how hard is it for you to not steal Hanna's clothes though?


@kennethkyrell it's sad but it makes it easy to weed out who you need to surround yourself with.


#wbztalker why glorify the Boston bombings? It was hard enough the first time, why make a movie? Respect those who died that day.#respect


So proud of all the boys! \ud83d\udc99\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc9b


I wonder if anyone else showed up to sudsy school besides @kmyers_5299


Last night sleeping in my bed for a long time \ud83d\ude14


@Makayla_Lux I could if I'm back by saturday!


I regret sleeping all day. \ud83d\ude14 #sickgirlprobz #thestruggle


Some of the people I'm going to school with I can already tell how annoying they're going to be


@KevinDawson17 I know this is going to pain you but I will not be back this time around. Thanksgiving?!!


I'm not ready to lose my mom. Not soon, especially not today.


@Homeboy_Prift23 same exact thing! I@cant even stay awake these days!


I have to be up in 6 hours and 45 minutes...\ud83d\ude12


@Intreeswetrust yea she is she's like Andrew your friend across the streets at the door you need to wake up and roll up ur windows


@kelliepickler you were SO underscored last night! That dance was awesome and Hot!! So excited to see you on my tv again! #pickpickler


I really need to find my heating pad.. this cramps are gonna be the death of me. ): I can tell it's gonna be a crying/ screening night):


@AngelaGross11 I go you more spaghettios with meatballs but I forgot a new can opener \ud83d\ude02


Those hour long conversations with my dad make everything better! \u263a


@jbessette6 neither does middleboro manager.


@hugheschris30 @lorimac007 @heatherj750 Well hopefully you all have a similar substitute... They are so good...


So I guess I'm just winging my midterm tomorrow #tootired


If I see the \ud83d\udeab one more time on my phone signal I'm chucking it.


@KLewsader if ya neeed me man u know I gochuu.


I must be more mature because I've broadened my taste buds


I feel like tomorrow is just gonna be another day. Wish I was excited\ud83d\ude12


@bowmanjolene hey at least I got some of my angry out!


i need you, and i miss you. and now i wonder...


I can honestly say I don't regret anything in my life..it's made who I am today.


@hotabrown15 likes to harass me while I drive


@billiejotaylor4 I dunno what you're taking about !


haley made me the best christmas card hands down


TOUCHDOWN BABY!!! #LetsGoBucks Atta boy @BraxtonMiller5 , nice throw!


Nothin like workin out in front of your dad while he sits there eating a bag of chips.. #lazyyyy


@WildWastedYouth lmao St. Boniface alum...close enough ha


@JeffCann23 story of my life! Glad I'm not the only one


@emilyminner1 I got socks on in my house shoes I got my baby mommas name tattooed


@kirsten_sieg just pick a fucking dress already


@Chance_Mac123 don't think it's gonna work


Obama is probably thanking A&E. Liberal bastards. Freedom of speech my ass.


Life's tragedy is that we get old too soon and wise too late. -Benjamin Franklin


Snapchattin with the ex #whoops #butnotreallysorry


Sometimes I wish I could read your mind. But then, I wonder if I could handle the truth.


Whoever favorited my second last tweet don't think I won't hit you up ;)


I should read books set in the 1950s. I admire the structure and discipline of older times.


@amberbatterrson you know I make you feel wanted


@miaDauparas hibernating right, good strategy


I'm just positive man. It might look like idc when something goes wrong in my life but I never dwell on negativity. It's pointless.#behappy


@butkin23 likes my lizard more then i do. Lolol


Draw the line, all this time you were just drawing mine!


HAM HAM HAM \ud83d\udc16\ud83d\udc37\ud83d\udc3d


@Jessica_Cates lololololol he looks so sad :(


I just wanna watch a movie on Netflix and eat a pizza!


Yes mom I have random needles in my room! Please ask me for a needle like I shoot up everyday.. #creepy #awkwardmomprobs


I feel like I haven't seen @Hannah_May47 in years!


@wvudukegirl So very true. The video says it all.


All shaven ready for November \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udc50\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude0e


@Mambbaa lol I did that when I was little! and do you mean if I go dark again?


Can I just marry you.?\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


#recovery #sobriety don't stay on the fringes. Jump into that big book! See how the 98% made it! It can be done if you make a decision!


Just trying to remind myself that after high school there will be more guy options.


@jaimerenae trippin Idk what youre talking about. All I did was laugh and cover my face. So how


being blonde is always a trip \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #thestruggle


I never pay attention to what day it is in the summer


Didn't realize exactly how hungover I was until I tried to race @FeMcCullough to the bathroom to get a shower first... Oh god, my liver \ud83d\ude15


Gotta drive back home then get ready for work.. \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\udd2b


So many of my friends are so happy. That makes me so so happy. \u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f


@radamsssss it was coincidental so if either team has possession...


Everything happens for a reason. So take that reason and make the best of it


I'm enjoying this whole new management thing.. I get 2 days off a week instead of one every other week \ud83d\ude0c


Youngest daughter loving the Spotify subscription Santa got her this year. Music galore!


Thank god work is over. I don't think I could've stayed another minute. Was in a bad mood!


My friends hate me and they wont talk to me anymore \ud83d\ude2d


Done being generous to others and getting nothing but the opposite in return.


@ArcticAnastasia NO NO NO NO HUSKIE MY FAVORITE ANIMALS ARE HUSKIES.  MONKEY CONE LIKE THIRD.


The thought of having to see you today makes my stomach hit the floor.


School needs to be over so it's summer !


Don't have any patience for twitter today.


To everyone who has seen me right when I get up, i am dearly sorry if I scared you for life.......


@OGjearbear @StevenTimothy17 @sammy_geezy miss you alllll:(


Did I seriously just see a sexualized salad dressing commercial


So I really wanna go to homecoming but have no idea who I would go with?


It's time to take. My drunk ass home. I drank all the whiskey and my money's all gone. \ud83c\udfb6


When people joke about cutting I kinda just wanna belly flip off a bridge but land on the ground and die


@vendelagram6 @tylerlouis31 brusing ribs like it's our job


Every time twitching tongues releases new music. I want to smash myself in the face with a hammer.


I might fall asleep in this next 20 minutes.... Don't wanna miss the end


Why do I enjoy face timing @K_Lane10 \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude09 #freak


As a die hard Ohio State fan I have to root for the Big10 in this game


@biancamariiexo haha thanks girl! I really need this second job and it's at Panera which I love :)


Mine and @kelsmcnuggets74 comp class literally sucks. We have those worst topics for papers \ud83d\ude29about to cry.


I'm glad Dylan feels the need to tell the whole wrestling team about my personal life... \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d #SistersBoyfriendProbs


@EliGoldBama very true, so please bring some of the cooler weather back , maybe in your bags, safe flying my friend , safe flying


@HannahJPatrick Statistically speaking Tuesday is the worst day. Except on Fat Tuesday.


@annabojangles13 I saw your tweet then proceeded to take a two hour nap because I couldn't deal with it


Imagine what would've happened if Ohio State lost today too....


Kid President, I will take a bullet for you any day


\u201c I'm pretty sure that if Walt Disney watched Disney Channel today, he would cry.\u201d


I will WIN. The other winners around me will b upset cuz the magnitude and momentum of my win will devalue the accolades of my predecessors.


@AmberElaina I had a Pumpkin Pie blizzard today


@TheFlyestJD im gonna go again in a couple of weeks! I love it!


@m_gadreau I hope you are doing well pretty girl, how's everything going?


Dozing off on the way to work probably means it's gonna be a long night


@petit_kristen last 2 tweets are so true


Okay, @NikkiLoomis9 we have to finish this pitcher in A HALF HOUR #cheers  \ud83c\udf7b


Why don't you make like a tree, and get the hell outta here!! #BackToTheFuture


Throwing down for the very last time this weekend.


I actually got a decent amount of sleep last night lmao


@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago..


@NoVinSky_SCx5 they beat everyone in the beginning of the year idk what's going on with them


I just need to sleep for the next like 3 days


@Q_Man_21 no man I am cause it's pointless


Don't bring us into school if you're just gonna herd us into the cafeteria


I'd rather spend the entire day at planet than anywhere else #homeawayfromhome


Just sat in the bank drive through for 10 mins while the lady awkwardly looked at me & finally asked if she could help me. Uh duh? \ud83d\ude11


@FrannieMaeRocks Completely agree. They don't realize we don't want mad drama, we want the cuteness that Livid got.


@notch thanks for reminding me! Have to DVR it.


@bonneur lmfao! I don't think hula girl or cactus jack can lift a quick fill... Just sayin \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude0f


@HoosierLottery @Colts I love #ColtsNation because their owner @JimIrsay is such a generous person and it's a classy organization


I seriously think I'm gonna stop drinking. I ALWAYS get such a bad emotional \hangover\" the next day. Why in the fuck am I so sad? \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude12"


@TheMannZacc I've put thought in to this one, I like the sentimental surprise and I think your mom would too!!


I'm only as strong as my internet signal.


@a_thompson726 you aren't ignorant, you're just an idiot. \ud83d\udc81


This cough has got to go .  \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude24


Choosing between Michigan and Louisville is like choosing between two shit sandwiches. I'll starve first. #nothankyou. #bbn.


I want you so bad but you make me feel meaningless


@PrinceAladdin10 Although, batman wasn't much of a bball player


@abbi_pagano @Lannom02 Wow this is terrible news.


@Lexie_Kilgore ya me too. He said that he still loves me and he promises were gonna be okay, and get back together.


@clifford_ross I failed my math and chem exam


@JoshLoncarevich Sams Club and the Dollar store.


When your 150 pound dog thinks he's a lap dog. Ahhh, I love my animals.


@KelseyMcSorley1 no no I'm not! Cause there's a bunch of mean ones about me on his.


That @taylorswift13 Diet Come commercial \ud83d\udc4d


Yep, you're always the victim. Never did a damn thing wrong to anybody.


Making the best of today. Hoping it's better tomorrow. \ud83d\udc4d


@NickDelrusso @AndrewCosenza @arangersfan77 @Austin_Dave05 haha military school in kentucky


How am I getting home though I have work soon


Praying this job is 1st and that I actually GET IT!


My biggest college fears right now are getting lost and not being able to find a bathroom. #RealTalk


It's about to be over once I'm back though.. I'm legitimately pissed off about being set back.


Sharing a room with my brother - this will be the end of me. 2 weeks so far and I'm ready & willing to sleep in my parents bedroom.\ud83d\ude2d


@Lightjules12 thanks!! Yes less than 24 hours! :)


Maybe if I was nicer to people I would have friends


MLB - Former Diamondbacks TV analyst Mark Grace sentenced to four months in jail after pleading guilty to DUI


My boyfriend just googled Anne Frank jokes at dinner. @GOpackGO570 classy (;


@paaigeehorn that is one lucky dude... I'm jealous of him


I'm 18 and I still laugh when someone says penis #immature


Sooo tired don't feel good excited for tonight getting my nails done then going to my friends house for the night


I want a damn sleeping pill..can't sleep.


i wonder how many 9 year olds are getting iphones this christmas \ud83d\ude23


Hey @_teapotts drinking your chocolate milk you left \ud83d\ude18


\u201c@TheFunWorId: every year I realize how stupid I was the year before\u201d @Camey_Swafford our daily convo \ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\ude02


I love to dress up even when I'm not going anywhere


Omfg, \nSeriously? \nYou don't get your way do you call my mom? \nI didn't listen much at 16 that's not gonna change at 21.


I swear this mom told this girl she's talking to \bye\" 4 times and we're still standing here."


@Smitester Because all roads eventually lead back to Supernatural.


Does anyone know why there's a road block by burrows?


@kalsobby12 oh I just did \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude1c


Explaining things to my dad pisses me off cause he'll just walk away when I'm trying to freaking tell him something


Just fell IN LOVE with a little boy I waited on, he gave me a hug when he left \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01 #cutestlittleboyever


PLEASE LET ME GET THROUGH THIS DAY WITHOUT CUSSING EVERYONE.


@MReberger whatever, bud, already played our first baseball game in Elletsville!


I hope Johnny Cueto knows that's he's getting his ass kicked once the #Cubs play the #Reds again.


Tru moo chocolate milk is obviously the best.


I lose headphones more than I lose anything else


And again my day gets worse. If only I had some real friends...


Climb up on in here girl, let me show you how country feels


Am I really actually hungry right now? #fatass


Great ride today always clears my mind even tho we got rained on lol


@Joneseyy_23 it's ok change won't get ruined lmao


Wondering if i was gone, if anyone would notice. If i just disappeared. Whod care.


I don't have to have surgery!! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude03


@kiblawi2000 haha they really are. Now you're making me want to whip me out again


@GHS_RUNNUR The last month has been nothing but bad for ST. Louis so it didn't surprise me Haha


night out on the town with a cutie \ud83d\ude0d


I have no time to tan. this has got to change.


There's a place I know if your looking for a show, where they go hardcore & there's glitter on the floor. \ud83d\ude0f


feeeel like i got ran over by a transfer truck. I hate being sick! \ud83d\udeb6\ud83d\ude9a\ud83d\udca8


@TrentynLewis should get up so we can roll to Taco Bell.


@dpabowen Hadn't thought about it yet, actually. May do that.


Miss you David I feel like you should be here but your not and it sucks so bad.\nRest in peace mane we will be friends forever I promise you


i hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling.


@Jeterlover hey did you check on Sunday? It would be so fun if you could come.


His lips are drippin honey but he'll sting you like a bee so lock up all your loving go and throw away the key #CarrieUnderwood


@BeatrixKiddo_22 @MonSwanson Go Buckeyes


I am sweating like a whore on nickel night...shit


If I hear more then 3 drake songs tonight bows will be thrown


@KyleSchiltz Grille, headlights, and the straight body style.


I'm listening to Celtic traditional songs right now what is wrong with me. My taste in music is nonexistent bc most all music is good to me


Practice makes perfect, but too much practice makes you a whore.


I don't think anyone understands that if Toby got hit by a car I would've literally died


avoiding feelings like the plague from now on.


I swear all over the road by Easton Corbin haunts me \ud83d\ude33


You are so embarrassing\ud83d\ude02\u270b


Does anyone have the movie the notebook? Me and Emily want to borrow it


When I think of last summer, I can't help but think of how much of a dope ass night we had, did workkk. :p \n @LexiWalla2182


The Broncos, Pats, and Packers just had 3 of the best picks in the draft.


I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people


Hopefully ill be able to shoot again soon! My Glock and others are sure missin me \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2b #shoulderprobz


In 7 hours ill be PANAMA BOUND! \n#pumped


Having the darnedest time trying to study this muscle phys bullpoo. \ud83d\ude45


I can't wait for nights by the fire & days by the pool. #summer


Why does someone want a microwave installed at 7:30 in the morning


@allyssaaa_ yes!! I got a tournament tomarrow so maybe Sunday or Monday or somethin


@lilschieldt please tell me these are song lyrics or something....


Boring people are made to be with boring people & fun people are made to be with fun people #simpleasthat


@Dudley_91 I heard she doesn't like to go out, but instead insists on cooking dinner at home.


Trapped in my room per usual. Might as well nap


@katielakee literally just died \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #justkissmebaby \ud83d\udc8b \ud83d\udc22


Excited about beginning a new teaching series tonight \A study of systematic theology\"! #waynegrudem"


how did YOU get a gf \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude16


@daniellegonz1 it's pathetic \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12


Nothing annoys me more than when people are always on there phone. Like damn put the phone down for a bit. You will be okay without it


This is by far the BEST season of #DWTS ! I have laughed, cried, and smiled the entire show. Love! Love! Love! @DancingABC


Oh you want a tip bitch? Well here's my dick for gradituity


@AlexMayMcGregor lol. Actually thats a lake. Idiot.


Fun Fact: Every time you make a religious joke Jesus whips the shit out of your grandparents


\Lions do not lose sleep over the opinions of sheep\""


My dogs do not understand what can you not means omg im 500% done


Easily the worst day of my life was today


Chugging NyQuil and passing out for the day #sickgirl


Gotta listen to your own instincts. #notetoself


I'm so bored with this rain, I hate it when plans fall through and I'm stuck doing nothing. #imissmurray so ready for college


Ew, no, I was never ON Emma. And I'm not ON Alexa! Die cecil! Just die


Surround yourself with people who make you want to be a better person.


Make observations, not judgements. Comparisons are the roots of unhappiness


Ain't much out there to have feelings for


@vanerom29 yup. 1 Timothy. 2:12\n\n... You must be quiet. Lol


We're down to a little more than 2 months now!!! Can't wait til Trevor gets home!! #pumped


Okay someone new text me \n614 403 2053 \nIdc if I know you or not, I just need new people to talk tooooo:)


@_JR_1022 Seneca street too, makes it so much better lol


We live in a wonderful country where everyone and anyone can be an American. We're all from different places originally.


Trey, I don't just love you.....I fcking love you


Wow @ducidni making me too psyched this morning! #NewCudi


Christmas with @EthridgeDelk :) #blessed #loveit


The people you think will be there for you are the ones who end up leaving.


S/o to @Tylermason16 for playing baseball \u26be\u26be


Oh how I'm having a not so fun morning.. Early afternoon!! \ud83d\udc4e


So tonight benjamin took me mudding, and bought me a muffin. I choked on my muffin and almost peed myself mudding. #WhatALife


@thecierrakelly is there a fund I can donate to?


Roxy is sleeping next to me and her stomach is making really weird noises. Is it trying to say something to me?


Sons of anarchy jacks is about to do damage


WOW, \n@saderobs 's aviiiii \ud83d\ude0d \nThat babygirl >>>>> \ud83d\udc4f\u2764\u263a


If you touch my drums I will stab you in the neck with a knife.


@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \ud83d\ude01


@meggie116 yes!! When are you out of work ?!?!?


I carry myself like I'm the shit and think I'm the coolest person. I also have no friends and everyone pretends to be my friend. #SICK


Maybe ill just hide away from the world tonight


@BroadStBull doesn't this just encourage the Flyers to escalate things the next they meet the caps?


Not that you care but just saying \ud83d\ude2d


@Vrats14 our 9:30 is cancelled and me and Dylan sat there for atleast 10 mins after Cali's \ud83d\ude33


Convinced the pub has something against me cuz they mess up my order every time I go


The government is doubling the student loan rate? Seriously? Clearly our government doesn't have it's priorities set correctly...


@FredinAround_ and also if they're good, of course there will be bandwagoners. They'll hop off in a couple years


It's ok @MapleLeafs played a fantastic game lost by 1 :( @bradniswander18 congrats on the #wings shut out! :)


@AlliEve_XO @TheJamesSather can't wait to witness this \ud83d\ude0f


The neighbor kids turned my little sister into such a brat its ridiculous.


Ready to break this slut in half ; you're physco and you need help .


I wish I actually had something to look forward to today.


I was in a horrible mood yesterday... Idk what was wrong with me..


\Baby you a song, you make me wanna roll my windows down & cruuuiiise.\""


@AirBrito @ambitiousgirlkj LOL John.. I'm dying. My butt isn't what it used to be I lost baby fat \ud83d\ude14


Have to scooter to Maryns because Casey refuses to give me a ride \ud83d\ude12


Actually in retrospect, i did get through half a #Bones season with mom. And i'm about to take a bath. #productive


@ChrisellaDaniel really needs to text me back!!!


They are blasting Sleeping With Sirens...\n\nTurn that racket down, no one wants to hear that.


@traverjesse08 some pussy who can't tell me who they are told drew about my tweet and he didn't like it


@grayslim what time? nate going as well?


@ckinney13 well mom works tonight \ud83d\ude14


Those birds better stop fucking chirping


At pf changs @the bar and this dude legit is bein an ass. He had 7 different requests for one drink. Then he didn't even get ketel 1. Loser


@joshnumbersbad I've got three invites, if you have more people wanting them.


@lindsayGeier15 truly knows how too kill someone's confidence


I don't even know what Breaking Bad is.....


All I want is a little kitty is that too much to ask\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3f


@Starbucks I lost my gold card. What do I do? #help


I swear these two bacon butterburger double deluxes value baskets that I just ordered from Culvers are not for me


I guess I'm having fun drinking w my parents


@Sammi_Peraino you really are and you're welcome \u2764


This mean cat is chasing a baby squirrel in my front yard...NOOOO


If my senior years in New Hampshire ill be pissed


I'm going to sit at home on Saturdays now that fear fest is over.


@McHarderXC it seriously would, until we get murdered or something...


Whoever stole my memory foam pillow, your a bitch


The Giants are use to seeing Welker do that...drop passes! #Burn


You're giving me too many things lately. You're all I need.


I KNEW YOU'D REPLY WITH THAT. I hate you. @ZackCannon


@DustBuster26 @djdetrane it's fucking 7 in the morning but in down see you around 2 this afternoon


Loyal people go through the most bullshit.


So take me where I wanna be, be back in your arms


I think it's VERY funny that you think i care.


@NutterKobashi bet u are. Send your lafy ny way.


Brantley rocked it. He never ceases to amaze me!!!!  BG NATION!!!


Ok, seriously, I'm engaged. I have a baby. I'm happy with my life. You are a nice guy but you need to respect my relationship.


@Paddock_Chels I don't want to, but yeah. I fully intend to get there at 10:59 too lol


The only QB I like other the Russ Wilson aka Tom Brady won me my fantasy game.. still undefeated.


Probably the first Wednesday I didn't hear someone in the halls yell \HUMP DAY\" \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0c"


Keep the disturbing shit off of twitter, please and thank you #annoyed


4-You're super sweet and so little and cute! lol, really good friend too!


@PMcGinty4 you were in at Chaffees today?!


@tylercook06 that's probably the worst thing I've ever read on twitter \ud83d\ude28


It's not even disappointing anymore. It's just the way things are.


@Capt_Unpossible That is awesome. The stuff at Temple was ehh


Stand-up comedy and music! Tonight at The Saint in Asbury! 7:30pm, $5! Experience the new way I'm disappointing my parents! @SpellingBeeHAHA


@brodielain @laurenfiler_9 only the bestest friend in the whole wide world \ud83d\ude0d


Saturday i know I'm gonna cry like a baby when they play the senior slide show..


Happy New Year! Just woke up. Maybe too much to drink at dinner? #whoops


@ambii__bambi ok yes it's a plan were going to be the captains of it for sure


@lindsey_foster yeah I tried a bite of Katie's those were pretty legit!


@billriesner @MikeBadlose @Cara_Riesner @crouch17 and I are on a program where for 24 days no coffee. After that coffee will be added.


@danimadson I've had a headache all day today, my mom thinks its from watching that vine too many times with that girl hitting her head!


@alexabach11 Yeah they have stores in that place


Excited for girls night with me Bestest! @Franny_Fran44


I didn't think I was going to make it home.


@Ryan_STL1 On Dish outside of St. Louis, I get the NHL Network choice. I have Center Ice, but doesn't give me the FSM feed. This is annoying


@russaw25 I can't just give them to ANYONE


Sunday funday is going to have to end before 6pm for now on.


@ALLAMERICAN_2 It sure left an Ear to Ear smile on my face!! Roll Tide!!


@RebeccaASerle so really, Steroline is a go because Paul is bored to death with Stelena. Gonna go buy fireworks.


I have no idea what to get anyone for Christmas this year.


I am bad with names because I really don't give a shit.


@mbarlage13 okay I'm a loser and don't wanna miss school haha so let's do it like Friday \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udf74


@morg_brooke probably cause you're from Letcher county lol


I could listen to #theDoors alllllllll night! \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc9c


Been waiting for this day for to long, finally getting on that ice with @Zachesskey #Hockey


Hey, at least it's Tuesday which means preachers daughters is on tonight!!!


@heidikoerber THATS TERRIBLE \ud83d\ude28 But I mean. Discipline. It's what's wrong with the new generation haha.


I'm going to explode from how cute he is


Sweet baby Jesus I've turned into a crazy cat lady.


Forgetting my stupid headphones in the car \ud83d\ude21


Hahahah Miley's mom is the only parent that showed up.. Her dad couldn't even go it was so bad


My one kitty always lays in the same place now, and has like zero energy.  Makes me so sad. #dontyoudarediedaisymae


Red polo hat is missing. My wall has an empty spot. \ud83d\ude16


Mexican Monday with the family friends and kids!!! Good times :) #mexicanfiesta


@catherine0501 You will become obsessed!! So many hotties on the show, plus they wear the best clothes and designers \ud83d\ude0d


I've seen girls passed out in the grass, throwing up on the side walk, and being carried up the stairs, just at my dorm tonight. #classy


I was looking forward to the best weekend in a while...


@The_Fresh_Goods I thought you knew the girl, shouldn't that 12 holes now?


i LITERALLY knew lauren was gonna favorite that tweet. little does she know i was quoting sag huehuehue


@Devenney_15 8am game in Long Island in 30 degree weather!!!!!!!!!


what would i do without @brynnlike_apuma oh ya, i wouldn't #blessed


Today can suck on my lady balls! #endofstory


I have been awake for a half hour and I'm still in bed hahaha I'm a lazy piece


Just wish you would come just so I could possible spend time with you... #misshim  #likecrazy


@Mashawks13 might as well put a big \sponsored by Uncle Bens\" vinyl on the side \ud83d\ude09"


This will forever be my favorite team ever ... Love you bombers \u2764\u26be


I really want to see Washington Heights .


I hope my boyfriend gets this job! Then 100% moving out of the tristate area. \ud83d\ude4f


Devoting the rest of the night to the library yay...


@steve_pierce definitely seen a lot of improvement down there all season, the possession in question here was just textbook perfect.


Somedays I am floored at the level of selfishness some people can display.


3 straight 103mph pitches. #daaayyyuuummm


Brad Paisley just gets me\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc4c


You guys wanna know what I'm doing for spring break? Sleepin & eatin'. Maybe some occasional tv.


@radfag they eat most of the worlds bugs. Without spiders, we would have bug infestation everywhere.


Is there anyway to get GTA 5 at this second


Friday is bride day! Basically how I spend every Friday \ud83d\udc70 #imaloser


What idiot planned finals week to fall on Friday the 13th?!


@Rhetley lol and the way he angles the camera...priceless. More chins than a Chinese phonebook. He just said \I am auditioning for Broadway\""


@_KeithJamahl_ @_ataijah OMG!!! I'm too weak!! Hahahahahaha #HotDamn


Why is Rihanna so perfect?! #jealous \ud83d\ude29


I'm like a owl. I don't give a hoot JACK.


dear @mnwild please fire coach Yeo the wild have been the better team on the ice in all 9 of their games and have only won 3  -concerned fan


Right...\u201c@davidaxelrod: Thanks to my 200k Tweeps--even those who regularly suggest that I burn in Hell!  You all make it interesting!\u201d


So it just crossed my mind... Has anyone ever tried to use the Irish Whip as a finisher? #ReasonsImNotAWrestler


@MissAlissaS @amandabynes u do same thing as her just mirror pictures


When freaking out to @cassi_sanford, alcohol is always suggested. #bffsuggestions #toofunny


All the rednecks out side cropping their plants now lol


I could've sworn I just had 2 white foxes cross my driving path a moment ago! Are they even native to here?


Can't wait to see my boy tomorrow. \u2665


I need a girl for Dylan to come to Matt's right now!


I honestly really like my job and don't want to kill myself when I have to go to work


Don't try to drag me into this shit, I won't take it serious ahahah


I watch these football games and just cringe watching their knees \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude31


Why doesn't anything ever go right for me


Probably the best fair week ever..so much fun @AndrewCataldo @keriwalling with others..#lovethesepeople #funnypeople


Omg I can't even with this world civ class\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@S_McLovin_85 I didn't even click on the link


My dad has really bad insomnia. Go to bed \ud83d\ude33


So my cat is already the coolest cat ever. But I wish he could talk. Kinda.


@duchessrebecca @kginthehizouse Just what every child wants to hear from their mother.


@Maddieeharvey @jennyagrox5 we weren't in the first place


Sometimes I just hate everyone and want to eat a tub of Ben and Jerry's ice cream. So there's that.  Hurry up August.


All I want is a home cooked meal instead of fast food


@RachelFerg_  aaaaawwweeee he learned from the best lol :p


@Schmittttttttty That's what I like to hear!


I spend at least 10% of the day in my car


How many of you on here have witnessed the drunken actions of JILLYG. Lol.


I don't drink pop but I'm REALLY craving a coke.


@mel_em_see was thinking the exact same thing! #hateher


Finally watching Silver Linings Playbook.


@jermball243 but guns don't kill people remember?


@MeaseShelby stop making me miss you our texts are like we're together in real life ugh #isoundsoLezbo #twitterworldWeAreBothStraight


My flesh may fail, but my God You never will


Missing gym with my bestie @kiimdade \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude22


@for_a_dollar what he fuck are you talking about?


That phone call was much needed legit just talked about sooo much it a shame how things have to be


@becccc_k wasn't meant for you to laugh more of my enjoyment..but lol yea ight get back to me on that 1....


Thinking i should be concerned....tabba is in the kitchen and the microwave has been opened and closed 17 times....


I miss @balepale3 even though she hates me \ud83d\udc94


@brandonbud401 @kylewhitney14 @cindyrivas_ can I come too please!?


@shaunagiltinan BIG RED wants you to add him on Facebook \ud83d\ude0a


It would be nice to go to bed early tonight


Yes, make statuses and not text me back. #1way #toopissmeoff


Sometimes I feel so alone... I feel like I've been down this road before.


Cobb hit another reason why roger goodell is the worst thing to ever happen to football.


I get sad when Hey Pretty Girl comes on the radio. \ud83d\ude14


@DubSullivan you're welcome \ud83d\ude0b


Any motivation I had for my homework is now gone


I just realized I missed my 7000th tweet\ud83d\ude14


Kudos to ICE re discovery & successful search of Super Tunnel


Oh yeah glad @RyanStinson12 quit being shady and talked to me at the game


Come a little closer baby I feel like laying you down


I smoked... Lol I think that's why... Lmao


Watching proud family in the deans office. #seniorlife


I'm still heated that h&m changed the design of their basic hoodies. that's some bullshit


Bring on the gay tweets from Luke and Derek


Being more upset over something than you should be <<<<


@EmilyKopper #lesbihonest I love you more dear. Have fun tn. Remember make Jeremy happy \ud83d\ude09\u2764\ud83d\ude1b


If I was on idol this year I would just sing Drake to Nicki. That's all I could ever ask.


Just close your eyes and you can see that we are where we're meant to be \ud83d\udc9c


When I was your man>>>>>> When I was your girl.


Why would you root for Iowa just because its American? It's still Coon Rapids


If you write novels on your significant others Facebook wall, chances are i hate you.


When is there going to be a double eviction??? #BB15


Kirk Cousins can we just get married now, orrrr?


@morgannn822 I'm being like..serious here


@m_popee come with him sometime this summer


@AdamLHead @Trey_Siegel he's so hungover haha poor guy


Like the ocean pulls the tide in to hold it close, Your the reason I believe in something I don't know, You make it so easy to fall so hard.


@AshMaciolek see you bright and early #florida #1day


@Kaleb_Kille no. im not your average teenage girl.


After joining the Rush, I'll never be able to go to a gym without a sauna again. #HotLove


@kyleekola apologies on behalf of all of us lol... You should be used to it by now


Lol I'm sorry, but maybe we shouldn't throw it to Boykin today?


@Mattyk182 that pic should of stood as called on the field. Bad reversal. That wasn't indisputable evidence.


There are moments when I hate Corporate America.


Are you subtweeting me when you say things


@LilLyzie14 there's a place close to here called USA ice land!!!


Tony Sanchez is on top of the world today


@imbridgetnorman no just a couple big ones


@03Bk03 bring me some my man. My cheeks are the size of baseballs


I think it's funny no one wants to be your friend til they need something #beingused #wholelife


@WingsOfIkarus yeah. I don't do that shit. Lol. I'm a hermit.


I have this crush on Christopher Walken and I can't put my finger on it. He's just so sexy.


@iarekevbot #FunnyYouSayThat. I just put two of his songs on a car cd haha.


@erinhufft literally the greatest thing I've ever seen \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c #moviescene


My nights headphones on and vibe to music #couldntlivewithoutit


Literally struggling to find the energy to put on pants


@louisbauerpower @Jakebergey23 there's a good chance that he's no longer with us


@SusanSusancar45 @marinastut @pinknvd @mdemoni41 @smilelikepink @jenniferpludows @PinkFanCroatia @ChiefAimster @PinkFan134 oh no :( \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f


I get so mad at myself when I tweet something with a spelling error. Then I delete the tweet and pretend it didn't happen.


@KaylaMorse4 a white kidnapper looking van is going around telling ppl about windows and stuff but its fake and they got away with 2 girls.


Just take it from Bob Marley and don't worry about a thing \u261d\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0a\u2728


@Zbrehmer3 you know 300 is so similar to 2.


JUST WON LUKE BRYAN TICKETS THANKS TO @925XTU !!!!!!!!! me and @johnny3495 woooo #foreverhappy


@tyker3rollin @ltgreenpetree ask someone!


@krisvire and I'm still leaving plays out. Stopping now. #sorryplaywrights


@jakemillermusic your muscle is bigger than my head. Can I be in your arms \ud83d\ude02


@a_volppp ooh kinky \ud83d\ude0f but I don't think you would love fryer grease on your finger


@WachelLynn I know, I am peeing my pants of excitement


@kasiamurphy @stivey2015 school ruins EVERYTHING\ud83d\ude2d


Listening to old school shania twain while laying in bed? Yep. I'm doing that.


@LatinGlitter So, both? Haha, congrats & I hope you feel better soon! Always here! \ud83d\ude0a


When you reach your breaking point...there is no turning around


2nd day in a row I'm babysitting from 9 to 630 for free. I'm an idiot


I need to stop listening to music, charge my phone & take a shower.


@mmbruce did Dan tell you that we are going to the bruins flyers game?


These scrapes on my knees seriously need to go...holy shit.


Migrane, and i have to work 7.5...time for #RedBull


I don\u2019t care who you want to win, these refs are terrible!


@annaotherround ha we met them off the street


Oh, Miley. Crying for all the younger girls who will watch your new music video. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4e


Does anyone know where you can get a hookah pen in Sioux Falls? #needed


Massabesic Vs Sanford aka Inbreds Vs Crack babies


@stubbyhusker I beat my students with oak tree branches to motivate them.


Four hours seems like four years, sometimes.


@ParisJackson my mom saw the same thing and to this day doesn't know who it was


I feel like I could be the best boyfriend...


That was honestly tho the best hug I've ever gotten. I'm getting butterflies just thinking about it\ud83d\ude0d Merry Christmas to me\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude48 #WhatACutie\ud83d\udc95


@kisforkendyl hopefully getting them soon


@justinbieber 7 MINTES JUSTIN REALLY I Am stAYINF UP I HAVE ACHOOL IN THE MORNING


The best person in the world was here :))


Who has the new madden and wants to bring it over my house to play and then forget it when you leave?


Now that xmas and new years is over, there is nothing good to look forward to other than summer. Sooo sick of winter already


@wizlilliamson lmfao I know. I think I laughed so hard because of the fact that it was true.


Anyone ever noticed that Ke$ha's missing a tooth? If you're rich and famous, why can't you buy a damn fake tooth??!? #distracted


@ERisMAN22 do you know what this means??????? Walt is back....


Gonna be single on Christmas for the 19th year in a row...#KeepingTheStreakAlive


This weekend will be pretty awesome #excited #fun


@ir0nwolf Yeah... pretty disturbing to find 4 miles in. Pretty sure it's a muskrat though. Or badger.


If I could pick a perfect day today would be it #beautiful \u2600


This weekend's gonna be amazing because I get to see @jonahdrake :)


Felt like 5th grade lunch again the cool kids wouldn't talk to anybody else


Just had a good run with @oke_5 #siblingbonding #healthyliving


Always locking myself out of my own house #retard


@MikePereira The Jets were clearly acting on that personal foul. Come on


I just want my voice back \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude1e


@jazayerli not sure what you're getting at.Has there ever been a team with this much hitting/pitching imbalance?\nOh yes! The 2000 Royals!


without a past self, are you still yourself?


My grandfather bitches about the way other people drive when today not once has he stopped at a stop sign! #please


@Blakew1111 It was kind bad.. Haha & I got in trouble for it.. \ud83d\ude12


i hate depending on my dad driving . like no. if you let me drive it wouldn't take eleven hours, it would take five . DRIVE FASTER.


@zach_boucher @Corbploeger we have the best sand volleyball team! #multiplescoregasms


@breanne824 hehehe you know I love being cute and slutty.  #jk #kindof


@kirchner1868 my IQ went down reading this.


I shared power with 23 million people and we never lost power. You'd better fix it in less than 3 hours, Michigan government!


Sooo weird seeing OCC on ESPN. #iworkthere


The awkwardest thing that's ever happened to me is probably when I had to be the big spoon with my ex when we were together. #Hahhahaa


Going into the wine in spirits store for the first time after you turn 21 is like a little kid in a candy shop...just so much to look at


Your love is kinda sweet, sweet enough to eat


@KateMcKinney_ great! Atleast we get to work together for a whole hour!


Just made a pack cover out of a contractors garbage bag. #outdoorsmenwin


Up at 830 on a Saturday. Actually feels good \ud83d\udc4d


\u201c@UnusuaIFacts: Approximately 450 people die from falling off their bed every year in the U.S.\u201d @soto1222


@CMichCrushes can we get two more wristbands?


7:30 A.M. EXAMS SHOULD BE CONSIDERED AS CRUEL AND UNUSUAL PUNISHMENT. That is all.


3 fumbles on 3 different drives really!?! #ballsecurity


@donnascalise Good morning Miss Donna and Mr.Pete!! :)


That moment when @CMichCrushes doesn't post your shit #notcool


It's gettin old && a little ridiculous. \ud83d\udc81\u270c\ufe0f


it's pretty fucking sad the only way I could possibly get money is if I had a job other then that I don't get money from anyone whatsoever


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 40.8 F,\nHumidity 50% ,\nWind 8.6 MPH\nDirection 45\n#weather


My $25 gift card is rotting away in my purse


I absolutely cannot wait for June 16, 2015. \ud83d\udc9c


@gina_marie22 he probably be the Shawn Bradley of the movie


I swear whenever I sleep with my window open there's always this extremely loud and annoying bird and wakes me up at 5:30.


Ice water is the best through a straw #picky


I'm calling your name oh lord. I just wanna be in your arms I don't care if you don't speak. It's cool with me. I just wanna fall in it arms


I could watch Hotel Transylvania a million times.


Moussa has a lot of bad fouls. That was not one of them right there. Terrible call for his second.


@Shelby_Kayla just go with it is on \ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02\u2764\ud83d\ude02


You know what, I think it's time for me to move down south.


@abradyj this one might go on a mantle if I can get it.


Regionals at herk this year, oh fuck yeah! \n\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e


@BENJUM3N hey man, where the hell is will at!!!


Im the LAST one in my family to know something about a family member. I always find out through friends lol wtf


@scottaengle @GabeStrnad he passed his breathalyzer and field sobriety test. This will end up being dismissed.


Every single day the same stuff I'm just so tired of everything


Why dunkins doesn't deliver is beyond me. #lazy


Which lucky girl wants to come stay in @stillyboy24's bed with me since he's not here?? It's a twin so we can get nice and cozy :)


@CatZingano I truly feel that you, McMann, and Holmes are the current best, and future of women's #MMA. (Auto correct fail)


I wish I was outside... #volleyballtournament


Arrived at Lowell Assembly of God; taking the Christmas Story and Carols to an Assisted Living Center later this morning. Merry Christmas.


The shit you hear about me may be true but then again it could be as fake as the bitch that told you.


@DOOM2dotEXE I already had no respect for you


@Gonzalez_Colton @CommonWhiteeBoy wowww lol. thats prob how it happened though.


I'm about to go to school with a fucked up nose ring seriously fml


Lost at #NWA-SEW because our enforcer can't do his damn job right!


@ohlovelybecky Kiss my black ass, how about that?


@PamelaSeley @S1776frdm @emaleroland @SSASMCGUIRE @PatDollard if Pat Dollard is sick I want to be sick like him! You are a moron!


@DJZimmie we did!? Any chances on getting a new one!?!


@AdrianPeterson Ravens just suck overall. Don't worry you're still the best in the league


#HowIMetMyBestfriend Ashland City Cowboys football @DaltonLane6


@czkiab @Browns we need a all around power back like him


Hipsters eating trash... #ew #anotherreasontohatehipsters


@pafarmgirlinct yup no hills. We do have the beach though! Only place to sled is down the overpass embankments.


I wanna go Christmas caroling on Halloween


@ChaiseZozaya @MonetChloe @Rileydet16 @brandoncrozby  damn straight I'm straight


Just saw #captainphillips with @esujonathan. Such an intense movie! Tom Hanks was fantastic.


My straightener wasn't on the whole time I thought I had it heating up. \ud83d\ude12 No hair down for me!


@mollyannexoxo I think we should be friends


First Pirate playoff game since I was 4 months old. Here we go.


When you feel my heat, look into my eyes. It's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide


Watching these old people watch the price is right at Firestone is cracking me up! \ud83d\ude02


Mys well take a run, nothing better to do.


The amount of homework I have to get done tonight is already giving me anxiety and I'm not even home yet \n-________- #wah


@Jbrundage_94 I've seen like one is wagon IRL haha. I don't think I could leave my jdm lifestyle, except for a fiat haha


Everytime I see you on my newsfeed I get this pressure on my chest like I need to puke.. #goaway


Driving to work while car dancing to JT's Sexyback. Happy Monday!


@hayleebug21 okay, just don't talk to him


Mom telling me there was a time when there wasn't a picture on ID's...what a grand time.


I'm blessed with a solid group of friends.


Tonight is going too be awful.. I can already tell.


Because of you I never stray to far from the sidewalkkkkkkkk


I like being polite,I like making people's days better,but when you trash talk @botdfmusic for no reason,I'll make your life a living hell.\ud83d\ude0b


A late night Facebook message from a random stranger? Yeah that has horrible idea all over it.


@brewer_landon haha. That's probably why you like me too. \ud83d\udc4c


@lizziefontaine5 oh the memories. \ud83d\ude02


@joshvoydik ha right on! I'm currently playing pool and drinking some brews.


@heyhidanielle I think you're exaggerating a bit


Makeup and diamonds are girl's best friends.


i should seriously consider cleaning my room... #somessy


Ray Lewis literally kills his competition


I really dread the next few months. \ud83d\ude01


Yeah man I would jump across this table and punch you in the face if you didn't like that shitty band better than this shitty band


I'm going to blow away walking into work #fuckthis


@Mike_Vorkunov would be hard to travel for recruiting without being able to drive.....


I seriously think that my front tooth is loose from hitting it on King's hard ass head.  \ud83d\ude05


I hate when people purposely do things to piss you off... Like HELLLLOOO?!


Saturday morning off and I'm up at 5am! :( kinda want to cry.


@kassssiee ummm I dunnno. That will have to be arrangedd


Gotta keep your options open \ud83d\udc4c


@trampedampydoo hey same to you man, you drink beer sometimes #swaggy


John Tucker Must Die remind me of how guys really are. #douchebags


#Rockets win in OKC makes me one happy girl! Pour it up pour it up (jk I wish) wooo good job boyZ @HoustonRockets \ud83d\udc4f now let's get the next 2


I should be getting a text from @Drecob06 soon.... #HappensEveryTimeIn3rdHour


@Grishman27 yes sir check out my last tweet. We have to many young arms with potential but he will be missed #NextDaveDuncan


I now hate Candy Crush again! #GETMEOFFLEVEL86


my car needs a blanket outside or something it's freezing


@Cofe6370 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 @BillCunninghamS @Jungle_TLC_21 @Imdatchick1985 She'll be up at the crack of dawn tomorrow!


I wouldn't blame you if you tried to change me, lord knows I'm hard to hold.


Lazy Saturday evening after taking the ACT\ud83d\udc4d #muchneeded


Studied more these last 3 days then I have in my whole life..#highschoolproblems


@Mike_Wessler @ReadPetesMind um he used my phone with my help


Listen here bitch, just because maybe one or two maybe 6 guys did you wrong it means your doing something wrong.\r#JustStop


@kaylee_vadini my apologies.  Didn't mean to stir up any drama.


Wanna give a late happy bday wish to my main homegirl @JoeyBrostowitz !!!


@jnstutsman I finally made my trip 2 @UNOH_edu Thursday 4 my campus visit.


@frank_lib95 you better come to school! You can't leave my alone in gov!!


@tuna_nomsx3 I'm pretty sure ill be at warped!!!


Why do I always get asked to hang on days I happen to work on :(((( #suuuucks \ud83d\ude2b


You have no idea how angry I am right now. Not upset. But angry. I could kill someone right now. #pissedoff


@kaylameowbales hahah that'd be fantastic


This little girl in middle school is bragging about smoking weed on the bus. I hope you know you aren't cool. At all. #dumbass


@MikeTernullo either way, it'll be a rematch of the 2004 WS or 2006 WS.


@beckyrbnsn haha. I need help of thinking of 6 questions I can ask a team that goes with a game I made up.


@tessnoelle13 I want you to flashback to yesterday morning at 6:30 AM when 'See You Again' came on during our spring series at spin class


If you thinking I'm soft then I'll knock ya thinking cap off.


Warped Tour this year sounds like a go. \ud83d\ude2c


why the hell are we wide awake like this ? @breannaok


@Seabass_97 I studied the old stuff so much that I forgot how to do the new stuff.


I think that I'm just not going to have a phone . it sucks not knowing anything but it's a peaceful state of mind .


There's so many reasons to love Lifeguarding: not wearing clothes, yelling at children, free tan, fun bathing suits, being around water 24/7


Wow, I really just need to cry right now. This shit sucks.


I wish I could stay in your arms forever


@maggie112393 me joe Kristin and our friend Lindsey


It's morning, I have killer cramps, and I'm at work. Life is good right?! Ugh.


Did this kid really wear daffy duck PJs? #yup


@ayyy_ms You're wearing a toga. No if ands or buts! It's a must! Come over Saturday morning and make yours with me :)


@MitchMonet @hurr1canejeff me too. I just hate how these claims are being made with no actual proof.


when a guys says to you \every guy should want you\" yeah, good joke \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4b"


@RyMcFlyy I can't be taking that as a compliment right now dude haha. I have stuff to get straight


@KyliePylant well that makes more since \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02


\Concussion missiles, ion cannons, even targeted energy deflectors. We have quad laser emplacements all around the circu"


The fact I have two classes left of generals and I've chosen karate and rockclimbing for next semester \ud83d\udc4d


Wednesday night bowling = next best thing to softball season @krista_e24 #weneedpractice


I'm starving and there's a 45 minute wait at Lucky's. -_-


Wow I really wanted to come over just to fucking sit around


Maybe it's for the best, feels like its for the worst..


Was gunna go out tonight, then realized I have no friends


@_amberwhitehill you got ramen noodle morning breath \ud83d\udc4e


@jn_villegas no, it really is I just wanted to play with you! I'm bored and my computer is frozen!


Only spot I could park in in mast lot had a mountain of snow on either side. Nice plow job #waytogounh


So someone got their toes stepped on a few minutes ago and twitter the best place for them to rant... #smh #pathetic


It could be worse... it could be the prom scene from Carrie.


So happy Jared's teAm won there last game nice season boys


Iron man 3 was pretty good! \ud83d\udcaa


I hope Johnny Manziel learns his lesson from that half game suspension, that'll teach him...


Seriously considering adopting a dog. Only problem: I work in an office 4days/week. How unfair is that to a dog?


I come home to find Chris watching a synchronized diving show... #what


i will now call pretty girls \aunt becky\" because damn was aunt becky fine"


@asrivkin Well, with the papal conclave coming up, it's a great time to work on that genre.


Glad my family is in the jewelry making business, so when it's time for me to get engaged my fianc\u00e9 will have some extra help. \ud83d\udc8d


Kapernick is getting real annoying really fast.


Are my family and I seriously arguing over who ate my moms blueberries? Confession; it was me.


Wind 6.0 mph N. Barometer 30.14 in, Steady. Temperature 17.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%


@datdrumcorpskid well I'm sorry I have an addiction to twitter... I need to go to rehab for it #df


Gettin out of wok early on a Friday >>>>>>>


Every time I see a person with dreads I get really scared and can't look at them.....


@viahailey @askmyselfwhy I've never heard of it...\nI'll just go see Terror instead.


@AubyBlalock lol! We'll I'm on my way home now.. Feel free to come over and get snowed in tonight \ud83d\ude18


I wanna welcome @ohhh_bROTHer and @atroisi4 to the ACL club.. I'll welcome you to the comeback kids club in a few months! \ud83d\udcaaKeep working!


I feel upset for no reason? \ud83d\ude14


S/O to all you ciyal suuqs keeping it halal smoking by abubakar masjid lol


Can't decide which show to watch at 8 o'clock


@PaperBoy_2 Lol ohhh. Better hope he doesn't see this!


Richard Pryor has some great movies to add to your collection as well


@brianbonds I don't like how mean your hair is to me :( lol @brianbondshair


I'm glad @jessiichadd doesn't care about the ISU parade because I still haven't went to sleep. #nosleep#sick


@dnennison14 we're good now \ud83d\udc4c


#TweetAboutYourselfAndBeHonest i'm a badass


Cool. Just don't expect me to talk to you tomorrow.


Maybe this year we'll finally go our separate ways


I had a dream thay I got saturday school... that would ruin my amazing saturday....


@marquitorossi jajajjjjajajaaj nose toy anclao escuchando musica ! El cansancio me hace poner cualquier cosaa jajajaa


This life proof case is awesome. Now I can use my phone in the shower \ud83d\ude02


& the world is full of beautiful things; just like you .


@invisanig I don't believe I have ever experienced that hahahaha


@haveamaddieday there's a picture on gimp that I have to use to know where to shade so


My mom keeps saying \there's lots of fish in the sea\" but UGH THE ONLY SCALES I'LL BE KISSING ARE THE ONES THAT SAY I LOST 10 LBS GOD MOM."


And sometimes you can't help but get excited about how white your whites are. #laundrytweet


Look at it personally, @Minimo1zero, the fans love you.


Force-hurling Tahiri into the two confused guards standing at his back.


drove by and saw @haleemarion working it up \ud83d\udc4c


WHO REALLY GIVES A FUCK HOW YOU ARE WHEN YOUR IN A RELATIONSHIP I DON'T CARE \u270c


I have to wait forever to see collin....soo annoying


Dude, obviously alot of people have problems with me that don't want to say anything to my face?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus


If you think of me as a friend please bring me something to eat


I hate Texting first allllll the time. If they want to talk they'll text you as much you text them.


Can seniors on senior release leave early today?


Drive safe. The cars insured, you're not. #thingsmydadsays


Wow I was just thinking how its been over 5 years since Herbie and I's first date.. June 22nd 2008 \ud83d\ude35 #woahhh


@kelly_naomi_ I left my charger in Utah tell dad i need a new one or i can go back this weekend for conference! tell hi to email me or  some


Remember the little red button? Push the little red button #MIB #getoutofmyway


I really hate when people assume everything


@_ShitNobodySays time warner cable offers the best of everything


I would love to know wtf my mom does in CVS for 19 hours like the stores not that big


I can't get over this beautiful weather we have Been having. \ud83d\ude0d


Why are normal/everyday sounds 1000x more scary/creepy when you're alone and it's night. Even a door closing scares the shit outta me


Give her butterflies when she won't admit it.


Found 'The League' on Netflix. This is not good. Re-watching it from season one \ud83d\udc4c #TheLeague #BestShow


There's a 30% chance....that it's already raining. #yourewelcome


So no one told you life was gonna be this way \n\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\n#Friends


I wish I didn't have to work today , that would mean I would have a day off from school and work.


@guitargirl1222 @Faintly_Macabre  It could be a new spin on Aerosmith - 'Grannie's got a Gun'


Walking outside for the first time today.... And realized how green everyone is :/


@BigMoneyAzich Would you date me?    WELL. HMMM. THIS IS ANONYMOUS SO THAT QUESTION WAS POINTLESS


@elizabethxeck lmao! this is exactly why i can't trust you! ;)


@drowsygod_ well you're sabotaging it right now! Lmfao.


Taylor says \Eric you have a girl who's willing to be your DD, with DD's.\" Haha made my whole night."


I've never wanted to be home more then I do right now


@Racha__el i miss you too \ud83d\ude2d i screwed up and never got ahold of you like i planned \ud83d\ude16


Mollie just told me she hopes I get breast cancer and die. Cool cool.


@KatjaKassin_ I think u will do just fine with or without the whole hair thing.


Hey. If you have ever cut yourself and you aren't afraid to talk about it will you DM me?


So anyone else wanna come spend a night next to a fire with me?


Colts are incredibly well coached. #SNF #DENvsIND


If @mikglatt isn't the hottest centahna then I don't know who is \ud83d\ude0d


Congrats to @official_tWitch and @Allisonholker on getting married \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc70\ud83c\udfa9\ud83d\udc8d\ud83c\udf82 #bosswedding2013 #DanceTheNightAway \ud83d\udc9a


Text, tweet, snap, nap, and drive! #eventfuldrive


Everyday I wake up I feel I have school the next day


Why in HELL am I watching Toddlers & Tiaras? #likeatrainwreck


@LandonValentine @evilherbivore17 @michellemalkin go do something constructive instead of attempting to belittle&disrespect strangers


@KaciSlaven @damon_richie exactly!!!! It would be no fun at all\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\udc4d


Seeing @L_Laby @JacStipo @K_Nest11 and @brittbono29 was def the highlight of my night last night #rwu #loveitttt \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc97


Just saw this girl wearing camo pants camo jacket and combat boots... Holy basic \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude37


When you have someone play a role in you movie trailer and you cant remember their name<<<< #sosorry #screwed @kt_chicky


i know for damn sure that i'm going to warped your next summer, no excuses anymore


Drop everything and hang out with me \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude06


@jeremyANDROGYNY when'd you get a citation?


I need more friends that are willing to give me back rubs


I'll show you the devil if that's what you really want


@joeybones666 dodging cocks is one of the workout videos. I got lots of tips of you have trouble.


Very, very chippy...should make the game at the Stroh fun.


@SarahProkop arent i just the bestest??!?!?!??


If I can get through this year without a mental breakdown it will be a miracle.


If I has to describe my legs I'd say they are tator tots lil nubby tator tots


@AdeleAngela0142 @kaitlyn_kromer @kkelemen11 so proud of youuuuu


@C_McClure_ I literally sent it to like 15 people...i guess people just don't appreciate my comedic gift.


@Saarahh07 I will haul my new horse to you .


@thedreammonster I ate my twin in the womb


@Sabrina_Sanborn I feel like a slice of butter, melting on a big ole pile of flap jacks


@lilasc Get on the stationary bike tomorrow for 20-30 minutes. Trust me.


Very disappointed in the \Nothing Was The Same\" album cover"


@CarlySaraLewis Just saw @TheKidJDV Nick Steedle and all his roommates on the street WHY AREN'T YOU HERE


Finally convinced my mom to get my belly button pierced! #yayyyyy :):)


I don't know why kids at school think it's cool for them to blare their music on their phones while walking down the hallways..


@Hilarious_Idiot: I look back at some of the stupidest stuff we've done and think, this is why we're bestfriends.. @shelbygrimsley


@Hazlebeck is rude. He laughed when I fell in my face today. \ud83d\ude23


The show Mind Games is so interesting! #mindblowing


Baylee and I are best friends because we both love the Chicago bears and Notre dame more than life. (: @BayleeNicole12


Shoot, we have Mr. Buckles and his cool noises he makes


@ericsoles40 writing sketching smirking passing notes with Wilma.


The fact that my snapchat doesn't send me notifications at the appropriate times so I won't open your snap for atleast 3 hours<<<<


@jacobiller nice picture from when i was in 6 grade at barret


@Mr_NASCARfan20 man and its still tomorrow


@MissyBabinger24 ok lol ill give him a note and make him check yes or no


Great weekend in New Jersey back at It again next weekend


@Jmadams03 I know. He said he was getting our soldiers out of there this year. Now he isn't. That's not right!!!


I couldn't even stay for the full worship at the Wesley foundation tonight. I hope I can get antibiotics soon \ud83d\ude22


My mom is so cute coordinating my outfits for me. If I needed a manager she'd def be it. #mommalove #jerseystrong


That \birdman\" guy for the heat is one of those players who aren't that good so they try to get attention other ways #HeLooksLikeAPoolSmoker"


@GhostFace22 got fucking T-boned. #worst


@tiahable I'm goin now if u wanna like bike together lol


This is a beautiful sight. #SASSYSICARISAFARI


@ShawnaGilly I hear ya!! Trust me, I'm learning the hard way. Live & learn. Have a fab Memorial Day weekend!!


I need to get a crew for ski club this year


Glad Johnny Gomes an Cody Ross got em a ring!! An that W couldn't have come against a better team!


@Rodwoodmann I got it cause I went on the roller Coster!!!


All this reminiscing with the olpher crew makes me miss the good old days


Work is taking my life away \ud83d\ude1e


Just making sandwiches like it's my day job \ud83d\udc81


Love is like war; easy to begin but hard to stop.


I wish people would stop being so negative. Like no. #stayawayfromme


Ah it's fun day up at hutch. Damn do I miss those days \ud83d\ude14


@natethenastyone @ashley_eustis hey! Don't be friends without me!


I'm in the mood for a donut and some Starbucks. Anybody up for Starbucks?


Riff Raff didn't go to high school so he bought one,that's some #ridiculousness


@JeffreyPontious Oh totally! Same here! Lol people suuuuck.


@khan_shaab haha ya I know, my senior thesis was about commercial banking vs Islamic.


@ToConservatives Do your thing, respect your mentors & colleagues (although I'm not sure spelling it differently is a sign of disrespect)


@PrattErica I'm a new species \ud83d\ude01\u270c


im not letting anyone touch my phone anymore. like its too fucked up & I have to take care of it


I ran 5.185 @CharityMiles for @GirlUp. Thanks @Livgiant for sponsoring me.


@AmazingGrace_07 has two weekends of pictures to upload. :)


@kayleyyelainee nope it's pretty fun actually


@fucckkyler #IfICantGo I will move to Siberia


@monishua there's a story behind the pictures lol


I don't like mornings, or waking up. Or the cold.


@Klabenator @blaire_18 @DavidsonAvery :/ you better make it here!!!!


@stephaniejjjane Pearson needs to kiss it


Betrayal is on which means do not disturb


I miss drew \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


@ReannaMJFF bahah you should shadow me one day!


That moment when you can't breath with out almost peeing your pants... omggggggg


Kiss me tell your drunk , & ill show you


I get to watch a Champion's League group match live for the first time in like two years. This is the best day ever.


@AnthonySarullo we tweeted it at like the same time, lower your boner


i don't believe in santa.\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0f


I'm not really mad!? Idc were gonna win the national championship and we are gonna beat Ohio st when we play them again


Hahahaha I actually forgot the winter formal was tonight. Did anyone actually go?


@AVangerud @chompbait63 @mattrufff more excited than a pilgrim on thanksgiving.


Is dipping pretzels in peanut butter a thing


just got a moyers sub for work tomorrow.  @kmoxo18 @daph_jo #mmm


Getting stuck in bathroom stalls for a terrifying moment >> #panic


Nicki Minaj came on Pandora...I ran out of skips... #BRB #GonnaGoKillMyself \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\udd2a


@Justin_rmz250 Thanks buddy love you too  bro!!


Today is not going to be a good day #canalreadyfeelit


When someone screenshots a picture on snapchat and you see that symbol next to it, u know what's it's being used for


@ColeYoung_ I'll teach you! \ud83d\ude0a


So I'm going to purposefully get @alyssaaa31's present today because I want to know what it is so bad


Seriously can't go anywhere without worrying.


So is being a registered sex offender now a badge of honor? #ads


@annalebsock I usually do! I was just way too tired tonight! Haha #halfasleep


Shocking episode of #PLL @shaymitch @lucyhale can't wait til next week too far away


@nbated @Bucks @620wtmj don't need Ridnour. Wolters is better.


@meagan_mac_ @LMDub14 not a big fan of Brad Pitt. But i did love Moneyball


I actually don't want to know because I know what it will be.


I came to realize that I really don't care for dogs unless there small and already trained.


@KristenCox6 my mothers.. #itsmothersday


Hope the right girl kicks my door in someday.


Frying some fish for dinner \ud83d\udc20


@morgann_dunn my 9 year old brother has an iPhone


Walking dead, music, or titanic \ud83d\ude33


NO LIT TERM QUIZ IN RESCHKE!! #praisethelord


@ChaseLunsford i'm taking online classes and graduating in December


Would you tell it to my face or have I been erased, Are you happy now?


But I can promise you I will not be here when you get home.


It's such a nice day out today \u2764\ud83d\udc9c


Just when I thought crazy couldn't get crazier


@EricHarmeyer1 noooo! It's about something serious. Nothing about you.


\ud83d\ude0f the first day I met you at boys & girls club


I dont remember the last time I had a good game ha


Trying to enjoy, enjoying life #wildride


Sonuva Chicken in a Biscuit! Of course I'd come up with a bunch of perfect 4/20 jokes the day after! #worstluckever


There's isn't even wifi in Wendy's... #stranded


@hannahfayee1996 Go to locker 450 (it's unlocked) and get my Spanish folder and get the magazine add. I'm probably going to be late today!


As I go on Facebook I wonder why I'm friends with half the weirdos on the news feed


The nails are going back on \ud83d\udc85


I hate hearing all of those sad stories on The Voice and American Idol they make me cry every single time #bigbaby #noshame


When you compliment someone's wacky day outfit, and they didn't know it was wacky day #awkward


Yes, make me wait till the end of class to see my test.. I just LOVE that.. #not


@its_ashhhley I wish I liked grilled cheese..


Don't forget to tune in @ 7pm on ESPN3 for the 2013 NPF college draft live from Nashville!  Who will the #1 pick be?!? #2013NPFDRAFT


I was going to sleep until tubs jumped on me because she wanted to play fetch. #aw


My grandmas been married twice for long periods of time, is 60 and going through her second divorce. That won't be me. Ever.


apparently I need to tweet more...? @bizmarkus209


Why is it that in the UK they have different words for stuff... Like crisps are chips. Or like braces are suspenders. What happened America?


@D_Stonebraker I use Kyles account but I don't have wifi


I just want to go to bed now. I'm getting so pissed off.


@RachelRockets WE BEED TO FISD OUT WHO THAT SLUT IT. #iwontputuowiththis


These allergies are gonna kill me #suckstosuck


Worrying does not take away tomorrow's problems...it takes away today's peace. \u270c


Just got crazy tired...hittin the sheets early and trying to get a good sleep for once


Lmfao at Trevor and them throwing paintballs at the bus driver.


@walkow24 haha yea I have him too..it sucks


Finally up early, but I refuse to get outta bed.


Ate a salad and my throat is burning. My body is protesting. It told me to eat pizza rolls. Must resist. Must resist.


@mattdaddysblog Wow. But no way Gruden is a coordinator anywhere. No chance in hell. He is a head coach.


@connorjralph Haha Steve being a good citizen?


I'm seriously forever only half-finishing tattoos before getting bored and moving on to the next. It's a real problem.


Why is zues so upset?! \u26a1\u26a1\u26a1


@Catie_E_S_ well, if you wanna cheer, cheer\u263a but I just don't get excited about it anymore, so I'm not \ud83d\ude09


how can they just end the episode like that??!!! \ud83d\ude2b #breakingbad


My tweets won't send to @MichaelSOTD !  Come on twitter send my tweets. Ugh


mom's threatening to kill me for humming Christmas carols....uhh i know somebody that's gonna be on Santa's naughty list and it's not me.


Damn that's a tough one... Way to fight at the end Buckeyes..so from this point on go Gators, Duke, Louisville, Syracuse, and WSU! #BeatUM


I just seen a tweet that said \I can't go to sleep without a goodnight text\" In my case I would never sleep\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


You make me come. You make me complete. You make me completely miserable #lit


@kimaniWdavid I hope you don't get your door slammed in.


I need to work on myself before I can think about anyone else.


I cried so hard though \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d


You got to be a stupid motherfucker to get fired on your day off. #Friday #Quotes


@The_Big_Easy21 is that from the google chrome thing


emmy night, so sad all my babies are leaving me this year \ud83d\ude22


@ChurchesWife uhhh I'm kinda working. Honestly, it's a work from home. I'm about to go coffee work for a couple hours and then work on couch


This is why I love music so much. You can spread a positive message among millions and bring awareness to serious issues this country has.


Like honestly I got into my car and my fuel light was on bet you my moms tank is full though


@ddlovato did you hang out with Blue Man group or the Smurfs before the show?


@deric_ravsten I had to say hello .. You had a long night At work \ud83d\ude0a


@TiaAkey I love you bb<3 If you need anything just text me!


I got so much to say but idk how to put it into words


I was legitimately concerned about frostbite this morning.


Do I look to be in the gaming mood? #thor


@AdamSeese it's a locker room issue not a legal one denny...who would want to play w or coach anyone like that fuckin asshole


I'm so addicted to Sherlock. So addicted. \ud83d\udd0d\ud83d\udd0d\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7


I don't wanna be like this after our graduation.. lolo


I can't believe they have me working 5-10 in the afternoon on thanksgiving \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


Yes. Me and Sarah Rohe just had a conversation about boobs.


I'd drink away with you any day Justin \ud83d\ude02


Thinking about doing the side shave tomorrow...


Passive aggressiveness HAS GOT to be the worst thing ever invented.


I don't wanna get up but I don't wanna stay in bed.


Constant battle of trying to get home and get out of the cold as soon as I can but not wanting to eat shit on the ice. \ud83d\ude29\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\ude11


\ud83d\ude14not how I wanted the season to end


Someone come get your nails done with me


Who needs a radio, when you have Allison around.


I wish I could keep watching the survivor finale instead if returning to biomed #finalsweek


@HillaryVeals That is totes me in car #RoadRageWade


This monster is going to be my best friend.


@wilder_shelby no way. How so \ud83d\ude09


I am tired. I just want to take a shower and sleep.


6 more hours of work then I can go home and sleep. 11 hour days are hard to get use to. #lazygirl


I hate spending money on makeup \ud83d\ude12


@mathusalem05 @mundoatlas exacto si no m\u00ednimo hay que aprovechar a Gonzales antes de las eliminatorias de la sub 20 ..


Theres a few cats I would reach out to to work with although things get weird with new people as far as music.


@KailLowry @_CaptSaveNoHoes you know Catholic kids learn of God are setting him up to argue with them?


Finally off work. Time to cuddle <3 and read <3 #Life


Fuck driving in the snow without snow tires


PERFECT day for Swedish House Mafia on max volume!


The first time I saw American pickers I was stoned on a Monday at Bemidji State. Best day I ever took off from classes...


Oh I can't believe it's happening to me, some people wait a lifetime for a moment like this.


My first wife, who is a whore by the way.


Blink-182 is so great...but right now I'm needing that Mayday Parade.


@BecItUp13 if you're gonna talk to me. Text me. I'm not talking to you about this on twitter anymore. Kk. Bye.


Letting teams stick around and come back finally bit atlanta in the ass


everyone is thirsty and there is no denying it


@stevenstrom @JeffGrubb ... they were presenting this pearl of wisdom everyone had looked over. Nothing personal. Flashback is all ;D


Justin Tucker is in his second year and is arguably the best kicker in the league.


Come as you are, as you were, \nAs I want you to be. \nAs a friend, as a friend, as an old enemy.


@JayP_8 it's the best way to go, dunkin donuts is the most overrated place in America #itsucks


I can gladly say I will not miss my dorm.  Philadelphia square here I come \ud83d\ude1d


I need to hangout with @GregoryLT9 and @Ogleballs here soon!


He's the guy that makes the saying \wait , and the right guy will come\" Believable \ud83d\udc95  @CHB_TuGii"


@codycoon101 well I don't hate you \ud83d\ude18


Hahah I come to the meat market randomly & find Andrew here.


@Copenchevy the joke is your being towed, right?


I'm gettin there \ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a


Hate the fact that i need to wake up a little early on monday just to shave my beard \ud83d\udc68\ud83d\ude25


Hardest thing to answer: what are you good at


Me and Rose were actually dming each other luhvas


Making the long drive from bham to lake Stevens \ud83d\udc4e


I will have a defined 6 pack before the cruise! #determined


Sad watching some of the nicest people you've met in your life turn into the most shallow people you've ever met in your life


@channing_whit @caquinn97 look buddy don't mess with my friend or your gonna have to go through me and my army


Most perfect day for tennis ever. \ud83c\udfbe\u2600\ud83d\udc4c #happy


\Now,\" Jaina continued, \"why don't we all swim. That is why we came, isn't it? Anyway, Zekk and Jacen are Jedi. I'm sure"


@GeroniBro MINE WAS A SPONGEBOB REFERENCE TOO HE NEVER SAID THAT THO


@trampabroad damn. That's quite the day!!


@chelsea_grayt when I put it in your mouth, don't scratch, don't bite \ud83d\ude18


Can't focus on all this physics now. Thanks a fucking lot.


@wilsonspencerk just kitten but remember a long time ago when we played waterfall under the parachute!? lets draaaank again :(


Love that @ChadOerman has a background pic of a bunch of half naked men. #missyou


@KBeaudreault OH I SAID BATH ALRIGHT. BRUBBLE BRATH.


@littlebribaby always remember I have a video of you wobbling


Best team basketball I have seen all season #BBN. #kentucky


I feel like I creep @LinkVOX out... I just want you to love me lawl.


I wish my ankle would get better!! #likenow


@MadisonKaylena @gingersnapsx3 me too :) love you! \u263a\ud83d\ude18


Just got back from Black Friday shopping and it's still technically Thursday


@althompson94 No,because you might cheat !


2 hrs of snow clearing later we've finally given up. It's still snowing, but we should at least be able to get out of the driveway tmrw...


I don't know that I trust him... #Revolution #TakeBackThePower


I think read receipts should always be on.


Pandora is doing a fine job tonight \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfb6


@lydking @Themaeds I hope Yonkers uses discretion and isn't swayed by a wine and ambien cocktail #asklyd


Too bad I'm not your best friend anymore.;)


Putting \#pretty\" on your selfie on Instagram... \n\n#imjudgingyou"


Sometimes I forget just how amazing my family is #love


About to leave without @JennNovakk and @KaitlinMurrayyy


She's on a whole other level. #mushytweet


Sometimes you just gotta say fuck it and do something crazy


Im going to own my own island and have a farm on it


I'm gonna look \ud83d\udcaf in my new clothes.


So this is kinda like what rape feels like..


A draw was fair but disappointing. Top of the table for now! #THFC


happy Mother's Day to all the amazing mothers and may god be with those who lost theirs. \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude4f #thankful


@YeezyDashiell this place kills me! Haha, it takes everything just to be nice to people


I mean.....how do you just not text someone you love. Regardless what went down, it doesn't make the no contact any easier....#damnittohell


@C_Lowe_Green @AustinLoweToGo mental problems man.


Why do people get so upset over a fashion show yet wear every last bit of the brand they can get their hands on? #VSFashionShow


I've never watched 500 Days Of Summer with anyone who loves it as much as I do. This is exciting.


Dogs hanging out of car widows will always make me laugh


I love my little cousins, they're so sweet. \ud83d\ude0a


@saraelizzz lol I asked you if you wanted to stay


@Bethenny only you look great doing that!


@FarranBella \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 getting #dark


@KendraMiracle yeah but idk when everyone else is going lol


@morganestes swapped. Figured I won't have this computer much longer and really need the room. Not my primary machine with photos music etc.


@LaurenSeman24 I know! Lol his truck is sideways in the road. I had to go to Marvin to go uptown and they were being dicks about it


I feel like a mother dropping her kid off at school when I take my car to get an oil change #imweird \ud83d\ude01


Is it weird that you have said that so much to the point that it doesn't even bother me anymore? Oh wellllllll


@destini_johnson @tay_hatfield you can drive you homo !


I'm not watching #thevoice anymore this season. @MrNicHawk, @PrestonPohl, and now Matthew Schuler? Worst season ever! :(


We raise some hell where the black top ends #hicklife


At the barber shop and I'm wishing one of my Spanish homies like @miss_amERRICA  n @vrodzx3 was here to translate so I can be down too


@Triforce_Punk #Truth possibly the funniest show ever in my book


Friends make the worst enemies. #houseofcards


Damn I feel like all I do is sit I my car waiting on people


Wake up 6am. All I see is the moon as I'm headed to the gym


That's just how the O's operate and have for years. If you want to enjoy them you have to enjoy them for what they are.


@HilljakLinbeard u hope. I've had 3 in a row. 14-15 train wreck is coming.


Thank god for breaks \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


@jcompagna ya I have her digits she's down


@BeccaIsLOST815 what have you guys been talking about fill me in!


@DuRagCapeFlapin @pugaliciousdoe I guess they gotta a limit on the amount of ignorant niggas at LVC...


Listen Depew Ice Rink, you're inside a building, I'm going to need you to be warmer than this. Love, Emily.


I'm gonna be honest, I can't wait for college


Best student section in the state #woodland


Fuck work I should be drinking with my best friends right now


Ooh I'm glad people know the real story. And I'm also so fucking happy people judge me when IT'S NONE OF THEIR FUCKING BUSINESS


@TROconnell86 you can still dive a dodge Dakota that's pretty cool


Why do 7,500 people go out into the cold for Living History Farms run? Only in Iowa!


Nobody can make me laugh like my great grandfather does \ud83d\ude02


@KirstenHelman run cross country so it isn't just on the track


Only person I snap chat is @kayleetreiger


My socially awkward side is going to say i'm probably not going to talk to anyone on this plane


I always feel really good after a shower at night \ud83d\ude3a


@hannahtight get Alex to install your ac


Me and Amanda went and ate at McDonald's and then went to Subway just to get cookies. \n#Fatties


I'm so happy I don't work all night like I thought! \ud83d\ude4a


@buka7skay for some odd reason I think you're right hahha. I just hate how he's saving himself for the nfl


@CleftusMacElroy @ehcantrell So are you like obligated to attend the funeral?....


@ItBeJennnnnna I've never even held a guys hand so I think I win. \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude0f


@oliviagotjokes why are you assuming that he is from Fairy Tale Land? @LisaGault66


@ChelseaEllis11 lmfao ahahahah ahhh shit \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f


this is kind of really upsetting me.. \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc4e


@mack_503 we were so busy yesterday I honestly can't remember anyone in specific \ud83d\ude25 you should have said hi!


One day you're here, one day you're there, one day you care, you're so unfair


Am I The Only One That Wales Up Hungry ?


It's never fun saying bye to the best family i could ask for! #bigbaby #iknow


It's just so frustrating to sit and do nothing at all.


@tayashlen definitely something i can see you doing


That little show at lunch couldn't have been more gay.


Ah. Realizing things is one of the best feelings.


...and i have to go to the mall with my dad later to finish christmas shopping. ugh jesus take the fricken wheel.


Arguing with @Julie_Pops18 and @AxelRandall about Spider-Man and batman. Epic.


Spring Breakers, as a whole, ruled but James Franco, as Alien, was fucking awesome!


@tanyamarie_xox he's definitely helping this kid get away, or made the bombs or something. Those are harsh things he said about them haha


@so_n_so @Paul_DeLong @berekawend Those pictures are hilarious!


@kris_mis those last four words were what I said to the cat I punted...


@SaukTalk yep. no reason chapman doesn't pitch 2 innings there. terrible.


@LouieNovakovich @KevManCave93 yes on xbox hahaha


I wanna go back to an IPFW men's volleyball game. \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


I get home from school and I just get yelled at for no reason what a great day


Your a grown man you shouldn't need to call your friend when your upset


ABC Family's 25 days of Christmas is over. \ud83d\ude14


this online check in thing at great clips has got to go...or I just need to figure out how to use it


tonight was soooooo much funn! @sydneycarolee @SkylerCady @HannahRoyyyyyy2


Mercadezz is gonna shave her happy trail off tomorrow...\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Austin and Chris go to the casino #GetRichSquad @Amff1994


I feel bad for everyone that got up at their normal time. #sleepingin


Happy Easter everyone! \ud83d\udc07\ud83d\ude4f


Patriotas chavistas apoyan a #Argentina en el caso de las islas malvinas, pero callan hipocritamente sobre nuestro Esequibo


@Lm0ran I might go to bishop but probably just go to red lake mn


LOL I GUESS THAT A NO. #movingonfoedayzzzzzz


THIS IS WHY WE ONLY HANG OUT ONCE EVERY TWO MONTHS.


I haven't been to Pastabilities since you left, because I know I'd cry.


@jeff_gluck only way to keep us awake. #boringracing


@JasonFNSaint let's cut some open & compare


This year I am focusing on my community #volunteer


@zcayer7 @thamblet795 @Jfrantz75 when the boys coming back to UMO


There's one in every crowd and it's usually me.


Im always pissed off anyone. Seriously at the people i care for the most.


@TedRubin, how does one build social trust? Would love your take on it.


@JohnFugelsang while disagreeing with u on most issues. Wish you a blessed safe and prosperous New Year. May the road rise to meet your feet


i miss @SamZeeBigTeets @samanthaball26 @meganjuedes @bbrookiebaby and @abolstad816 sooo much!


Right now I have a kid with 2 broken fingers and he's playing dodgeball and got them smashed. He's bawling


can you like not think or talk about weed for once in your life and go do something with it.


Is having real friends REALLY too much to ask for? #overit #screwhighschool


It's been a pretty good day and its only about to get better \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0f


If he doesn't realize you're the one, he'll soon realize that you're the one who got away


I wish I saw @jessslanni more it's been at least 6 months


@hannahgariepyy @volzalex oh....I see \ud83d\ude14


I got my ghost outside, I call it Casper #JuicyJ #staytrippy


Watching my wife and daughter worship together on our piano at home. What a blessing! #reallife


Can't believe this is my last day as a #intern at NBC.  What an awesome experience! Going to miss everyone @NBCUinterns


I personally have nothing against people who smoke marijuana.. do whatcha gotta do.


Caldwell Farms \people ought to know where their food comes from, come visit\"  #organic"


I'm trying not the think about you, can't you just let me be?


Two classes and a presentation, then it's time to go home. #LETSGO


Idk why all these girls want a cute relationship where it's lovey dovey 24/7. I'd rather joke around & be assholes to each other. \ud83d\ude46


I hate you but you brought this upon yourself


Really could use some pit tickets to Arcade Fire! #TixMas


I love listing to #pandora with out @BrynneSorrell and @ceichers also @rachman93 also @rachLstekL


Every time One Direction here you in the car they have suicide thoughts


@DisneyCruise awesome helping the environment


This kid better hit me up tonight otherwise I'll be bored as fuckk


Me and savannah make not fun situations, FUNNNNN @ssavannah_grace


We can't stop now, no matter who tries to get in between us. This is our life, this is our love. Baby I won't stop...loving you.


Turn on the news...\nDAY 9: GOVERNMENT SHUTDOWN complete with a timed clock. \n\nLet's all chill out. This isn't a game show.


College is like a larger version of high school with the same popularity system and again.... I'm not popular. \ud83d\ude11


I'm glad football season has arrived because than C has no reason to complain when I watch my shows. #winning


@sugacocaine143 if you knew half the stuff we've done, you probably already would have. Lolol.


what a great night with my second family.. just wish @SammiFloarke was home to spend it with us! #missyou #loveyou


Even thought I am a brat sometimes, I would never make it a day without my parents #honesthour #lovethemtodeath


And you can tell everybody that this is your song


If Michael Zack sends me one more Farmville request


Where's the big ol double drop tine buck at?


@_marinapilot I'm not going tomorrow because I don't have it done


@AnthonyGraziosi that's some expensive shit


Well, you're all waking up. Seems like my bedtime. Night


@jess_ashhole sorry a few times In my life I have consumed ungodly amounts of alcohol


@HayleyLeimanaa omfg yesssss. guess what today is


@maddiehalaburda because if you failed it, it would have gone down like 15%. LOGIC


I don't care who you are you gotta love getting flowers


I really hate being sick, especially during summer.


U know it's not a bad day when u have almost no makeup on & get told from a complete stranger that ur complexion is beautiful\u263a\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f #daymaker


Fear less, hope more; Eat less, chew more; Whine less, breathe more; Talk less, say more; Love more, and all good things will be yours.


I need plans for tomorrow \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude1d


just blow it in my mouth. #shitmyfriendssay


@Carnie_boy @treblackblack it's going to be brutal for these kids tomorrow


@NikkiSweetPea_ maybe you should like find a cool word that means you are a hard decision maker and put that as your first tat


Jacob and my mom are arguing over voter discrimination...


I don't feel good \ud83d\ude2d. I need my boyfriend to come cuddle with me! @AirRon_Mayer


Playin NCAA 14 and now i REALLY want football season #patsnation #buckeyenation


\u201c@DopeAssDarLey: @morganic_o avi>>>>\u201d \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b thank u !


Big money talking to you mother fucker, that's because big money brought it to ya.


I want @kristinkearneyy @hilkejay86 @Droolsac and @RickSmits0 to come visit but the last time that happened it needed in a broken phone\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Why is the only time I can get an appt to get my windshield fixed between 130-330 today. Id rather be at the beach...


It's not about the thrill of the catch, it's the thrill of the hunt


@Luke5SOS I just finished my first day at college :) how's your day going?


Ugh bothered cause my mom is making a big deal about me changing my mind about going to our family friends for New Years.


The coming attraction for next weeks Workaholic >>>>>


my mom got me fried rice with shrimp. my FAV thing ever


Had the scariest dream ever. \ud83d\ude40


@alexisritsonXo yay! Are you staying for finals? Nicks wrestling!


To top off this wonderful day I will be watching Christmas vacation #merrychristmas #youseriousclark


I realize my second to last tweet wasnt funny... He's now in a coma. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude23


i may be transfering to kent sooner than i think\ud83d\ude11


Whenever the coffee at work is almost gone I will just pour half a cup and go back later to get more, cause they don't pay me to make coffee


half of you gonna grow up and be weird ass beaver county people how does that make you feel?


@Sulla_xP if I have to see a green bubble again I might strangle someone


But I believe in myself. So that's all that matters. I'm sorry you don't see the change.


get a little sad when i have to work on a saturday evening then i realize my job is connected to a club...and, i am 21.


The scale at Snap said I gained 3 lbs when I've done nothing but workout at least 1.5 hrs a day & have slashed my food intake :(


This Harry Potter marathon has me crying way more than it should. #nerdlife


The little boy Billy from Bad Grandpa was the cutest boy ever


Just threw up on high street. Thanks @JoeMamasMotown


@MichelleChamuel totes fan girling right now. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@D_Jones_5 Right. I hate seeing that shit in my news feed.


@MarlingtonDuke @chaserlz635 @Gobluejojo1978 @UTVolsTalk seriously, Vanderbilt is the future of CFB in Tennessee!


@Jerra_x14 oh no! Good thing you didn't lay for 15 minutes! :(


Don't care anymore, not fighting with any of you. #PointLess


Liggy Beach pretty quiet today @Jakenemethh


@maddymaexox \Tony.......shut the fuck up\" \ud83d\ude09"