Why would you have road work during apple blossom, ya crazies


Eating by yourself in a restaurant  is probably the oddest thing


Already looking forward to my nap tomorrow


@vic_triv @MarkKirwann Mark's the one saying she's the whale, not me. He would know since apparently you were all such good friends!!!!


what's the home remedy for getting nose hair to stop growing


I love my school for letting us wear our costumes


@CharliDecker @gabriellerenee0 @4321kaytee @mckinzieb_95 @Brooklyn1395 I put a bow emoji. You just can't see it.. \ud83d\ude4a\u263a


My Bugs blanket will get me through these next 3 months.. Always helps. \ud83d\ude0a


@ericbolling @DanaPerino @AndreaTantaros @greggutfeld \nThey should question ole Val and her big staff.Where was Obama during Benghazi & her


So I guess we are who we are for a lot of reasons.And maybe we'll never know most of them. #theperksofbeingawallflower


@akashannonn i know, I thought you said only 10 days a year. #lowlevelreader


All I want for Christmas is to be able to lift again.\ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude1e #feelinglazy #stupidback


The actual song that goes with the pll theme song is so creepy


The snapchats @allisonnraee @heeatherann are sending me #lesbians #boobs


I'm kind of sad that I don't know how to pump gas. \ud83d\ude14


Isn't it an amazing feeling, to know the best days of your life haven't even happened yet? #19&crazy \ud83d\udc9c


@ajpuleo1 can't sip your whiskey gotta drannkkk it! (: miss you dear!


All I want to know is why you can't talk to me while you talk to her?!?!? Like seriously!


#WishIn2013 To be done treating people with respect who dont deserve it.


Basically, I am done with all classes except 1 after project citizen is over. #sweeeet


@nesquick_speaks I know one of the owners!


He trying to laugh that one off \ud83d\ude02


@KBombczak thank you Kyle I appreciate it


9pm on tuesday nights is my favorite time of the week. #newgirl


Holy crap Blake shelton are you a fucking idiot? Oh wait... Yes, you are. #thevoice @justinrivers got robbed! It's not the voices plural.


@sunshinejolene1 for sure! It's gonna be team work :)


S/O to the sirens in Kutztown waking me out of a dead sleep all the way back in Apex. @KutzProbz


@LRReece hahaha well I wish y'all were!!!


That 6'5\ black dude just embarrassed the fuck out of me"


@KEatDePies lololol noooo from little rascals except we switched it around a bit:)


@yungturd but the gauges don't help, fatty. Kidding. Gauges = pure sex, if I can fuck them.


@briannafrost perfect tease us I love it


Seriously can't wait to pursue in the next chapter of my life. #college


I've decided to quit smoking. I can't find my nicotine patches anywhere tho. It's gonna be a rough few days...


#DontBotherMeWhen I'm tired. No I will not do the things you ask me to do.


Screaming happy 21st to @carleyc13 \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude4a \ud83c\udf89


@porqueamaraJB thanks! And yes @ubelieb_ibelieb is my best friend! :)


oh my god this last episode of greek i am so emotional and sad


Some other avgs. from regionals. Tyler Criscuolo .529, Ty Forgione .500, Alex Pantani .474 and Mike Funaro .462. ..Way to swing it boys!!


Twitter favorites shit without me doing it. Seriously.


@Ehmeenah Right?\nI'll try for like an hour than wash it out


learning not to care is a pretty good feeling


I don't care how empty this campus is, it's still creepy walking back to heff at 1am


@HoyBoy28 haha me too! I got about 20 mins into it and passed out hahaha. #teamlosers


Guess I'll try this Ruzzle out while on break


Day just got alotttttt better ! Nicole is waiting for me at the house . Haha


@VictoriaPodiak you up at 1am I wouldn't have guessed!


good thing only freshman will see me today. I look terrible!


Get that bitch a Delorean, bitches love bringing up the past


So mad at @tylerkilburn2 for not getting me Dairy Queen \ud83d\ude12


Can I borrow the chargers to your phone for mine


@risaWelty OH! oh my gosh. that was great too. \ud83d\ude0a the best night was probably the night before waking me up at 8 to play fricken monopoly.


@Michael5SOS Michael what if he came outside and asked to join the band


@William_Moore10 I will talk to some people I think might be interested. Keep me updated on it.. 256-810-4645 :)


Turned the calendar over and there she was.. A half naked Kate Upton


It's always fun working until 1am \ud83d\ude34


i am covered in 6 blankets and never getting up. i hate the cold \ud83d\ude23


I love reorganizing things as work! Makes me feel at peace. #lovemyjob


Please pray for my puppy everyone. He got bit by another dog. He's alive and fighting. It's not a horrible bite but still. Pray. \ud83d\ude4f


@aleexrosexo0xo @annamariemaneat of she ever twerked in my face that would just be the end


Going to break @victoria0329 Moe's virginity!


@CodyCauffman23 @JohnLusterrr Because no one would shut up it was loud as fuck man


@weller_angela use a shitload of glue hahaha


I asked you to please excuse my table manners, I was making room for the table dancers


@Guru_Manx16 YOU DON'T UNDERSTAND DAVID I'VE LOVED THEM SINCE LIKE 4TH GRADE OMGOMGOMGOMG #dying


Steph's house makes the scariest noises at night \ud83d\ude33


I think it's amazing that they play Cristian music everywhere now. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc92


Nothing else on tv might as well watch some baseball


I'm embarrassed bc everyone saw me oops cya in 5 hours


@TaylorJo4 Anytime I can help out I'll be glad to!


I almost never like a song the first time I hear it


Good thing we only drink brita water #nastytapshiz


So 2/3 of my phone chargers have stopped working in the past two days. Awesome.


You'd think looking like Brad Pitt in Fight Club would do you some favors....nope


This town and these people are what's been holding me back honestly I'm doing online schooling next year


\If anything is possible would the possibility of impossibility be possible?\""


The people I cared about the most @Alliemoore18 @ZFauchald @JustinChalfant7 @austin jones


Last night was one of the best nights I've had in awhile.\u2764\ufe0f


don't get too close, it's dark inside, it's where my demons hide, it's where my demons hide.


I literally haven't left my couch all day, you could say were getting pretty serious about one another


I'm glad I have good friends and an understanding boyfriend right now.. \ud83d\ude1e


I wish there was more to do in this damn ghost town\ud83d\ude15


@ttaylor_dreuer text me now it's an emergency


Wtf the girls next to me are talking about getting pregnant by dogs. Has this what the world has come to!?!?!?


@Iam_HENNESSEY because the guy was retard just like you


\ud83d\ude0d Colton Dixon #NeverGone \u2764\ud83c\udfb6


I seriously hate when people don't answer my phone calls!!!!! I want too kill them.


I have to say some of the calls in today's NFL games are just head scratching.  #NFL


Can't wait to cuddle with my boys tonight!!!!


I wish I had a four wheeler and some land.


See it ya eye boy u looking like a snitch


I really wish that my hair was long enough to braid.\ud83d\ude2d


I just hope they move quickly through here.


Damn am I really this age? I'm not 11 years old anymore


I'm such a sucker for guys with beautiful eyes. \ud83d\ude0d


@cheatahssuck come to the Midwest in the US sometime.


I love eating Oreos with water not milk #isthatweird


I've had it with you....When you come back, I won't be here.


The Doyle brothers are soooo good! #newfavorite


This is the first, thing I remember. Now it's the last, thing left in my mind


I need black skinnies and a cute little black jacket, but I can't find any \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


I have never cared for Oklahoma as much as I do today. Praying for everyone affected. #PrayforOklahoma


PT 7:30, oil chance at 9... Say what?! Why am I still up?


@brandonwt1995 thanks for saving me! \ud83d\ude09


You're done so much already ad if honestly feel bad for asking for anymore


@Duhhh_BiscuitX3 can stop complaining because I finally replied


Nothing can change a man like love for he's going nowhere but yet so far! -Gorgeous #JackieChan #greatmovie


I just wanted to punch the Dover kids tonight


This is stupid\ud83d\ude01 we should be able to go to different classes\ud83d\ude12


Suchhh a fun night.. Soo tired.. Schools gonna be rough tomorrow morning.. Definitely not going to first block \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4c


@juliarosee9 i think it's cause he is on tour still


@MikeMiss975 love Breaking Bad... It doesn't even come close to The Wire


@h_mcgo is snoring worse than a bear right now


Does @kylekrobath do anything at work \ud83d\ude33


@TM2LeahDawn  is it easier to get the girls down together for a nap or do you think they delay napping because they sleep in the same room


why am i still up if i have dance in the morning...


This 2-5 class might be the death of me #prepareformyfuneral


I think @harleigh_smith spit in my food..


@RageGrl that must be it! And that works


Atleast the pounding headache is gone.. Now the sore throat and fever need to go..


Officially half way done with college #nbd


Omg just heard on pandora that the second hunger games is going to some out soon!!#catchingfireinrome


@kasstaylor please! I have an exam in two weeks & I'm basically Hellen Keller looking at these notes I can't see a thing that makes sense


Watch out... There is supposed to be a heat wave coming through


I've never had so much hate for one person.


I do not want to get up at 7 am for breakfast


@BriittanyHersey lmfao, I was like wait what..


@nicole_x0x88 I'm sure we got some class left out there, but it sure is hard to find


The guy who sits in front of me in class has the exact same neck and back of head as my ex best friend. It bothers me more than it should.


Snapchat got offered 3 billion dollars from Facebook... They have a total of 22 or so employes and turned that down. That is crazy.


@Matt_F_Kane @kvgtpodcast set and match lol


DCers I just left the location of this years summer camps. Let me just say...u wanna sign ur kids up. #momentumcamps2013 @destinychurch.me


Great minds think alike....especially those with the same name @daniofficiall


\u201c@MotivateAthlete: Retweet if you are wearing something Nike today!\u201d @angymac2  nike bras all day erryday.. #matchingheadbands??


@CPickk824 @Montampon28 well see \ud83d\ude0a


A complete player on Fifa and in real life. I love playing with him. #BVB @woodyinho


@KhalilJones3 @emilyturnbough That works too! I love seeing black and white couples.


Just realized I have fair cleanup AGAIN tomorrow. And the next couple days \ud83d\ude31


@Bekah_Grace11 hahaha I wouldn't be able to get in!


I was told today that all of my tattoos are very well placed \u263a


@emilybrowne27 Jackie and Danielle's house lollll


I am such a bitch today yet I had such a great day


I wish my boyfriend didn't have to work so much. :/ I hardly ever see him anymore. :(


@smerino87 @TotalManCandy you just made my day Sara!!!! That was def the pick me up i needed!!! <3 loves you!


The weather right now>>>\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc81


@CSadle305 I found them! I just got it fixed with them for $55!! yay


@TarahFarkus Just now saw this! It's fine pretty \u2764\ufe0f Love you too!\ud83d\ude0a


Please tell me I'm the only one \ud83d\ude4f


A walk to remember will always be my favorite movie and to watch it on valentines makes it so much better!


Finding out @LaurenAlleen stalks my favorite ginger.... I like it \ud83d\ude04


The new champ is here....world heavyweight champ @JohnCena #HellInACell #WWE


Take a bow always reminds me of @RosieTorzynski #idkwhy


@DoubleDDoria why aren't you here right now?


goddammit I closed my windows in the wrong order last night and now I lost all my tabs #rip


Great much needed talk with the bestie @jessieshiroda


Would be nice if you would answer the phone... \ud83d\ude12


I only feel stupid when I trust somebody and they prove to me that I never should have.


@emilyperrotta well you'll find the perfect fit for sure im just so lost in the whole process \ud83d\ude25


But of course it's raining on the first day of summer.


5 on 3 closes, and the puck always finds its way to the crease, not the twine just yet..


@Anniborgesxoxo Aww of course! I would miss you too much \ud83d\ude09


One day your screamin you love me loud the next day your so cold \u2744\ufe0f


Nobody even makes their own vines they only revine


Unless its in the \twitter rules.\" Lolol"


Everybody keeps talking about steelers fans what about chargers fans that are there freaking out


I miss getting daily snaps of @Casey_Even... her face just makes my day better


@ashhhfry13 Yeah lolol we had to much fun in school


Can't wait to go home and lay in bed\ud83d\ude34


Finally home from a long weekend\n#tired


@Okonayo respect your opinion! #Afrikka_radio


@JoeJuergs @actuallyaml @rockinsockscoop we all know how it goes down with you and the whiskey Leahy. I'll give it 30min till ur sawin logs


@MindofStan @UrbyJT You are right Stan. Should have clarified better. I just never had a problem with the tackle aspect.


Jealousy is a disease and I hope you get better before the holidays.


@rottenbacher How does one sound? I'm excited! \ud83d\ude0d


And I can't even lick my lips without looking like a ugly ole camel.


@Wildwood365 The sound of the ocean, the beautiful beach, Mack's pizza, and the Monster truck ice cream ! Doesn't get better than that!!


Those leggings tho @COlive127 @Bschuneman41


How to ask my boyfriend to Sadie's... Decisions, decisions\ud83d\udcad


These past few days I feel like I've been on a-whole-nother planet!.. My mind is somewhere else and I need to snap out of it! \ud83d\ude13 Confused!


My mom: \Was Dr. Jekyll and Mr. Hyde based on a real person?\"\nMy dad and me: \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


@moeriahh I don't know if I will be there\ud83d\ude01


@ana_miloo what room in the CSC in? I'm lost :(


Zimmerman killed a kid that was the same age I am, this really hits home for me


@MarandaFinney she's like Bigfoot, it's impossible to catch a picture of the beast.


Wow the guy next to me at work would bring Cheez-its lookin like the fat dude on toy story.


@TLC Watch the Long Island Medium tonight at 9pm She is the best. I watch every week.#LongIslandMedium\n@dicksyatt


welp filled up a water bottle to be environmentally friendly and just took a big swig of it at work at it tasted like straight alc. #WhyMe \ud83d\ude2b


I believe if it's meant to happen, it'll happen regardless of what you wish.


Baha wait, I was just asked if I was subtweeting Flaska last night? How can you subtweet someone that blocked you\ud83d\ude02


My dads called me pikachu ever since I can remember \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc95


Just because your in a relationship doesn't mean you can't be friends with other guys .. but some bitches be gettin a little toooo friendly


and still work at wide world this weekend too. stupid dogs


Fights around here always look like a wrestling match rather than a fight


Teagan \ud83d\udc4f text \ud83d\udc4f me \ud83d\udc4f back. @TeaganLeYanna


I love that I have these family's I've known since I was little and I can tell them anything (:


My mind I made up I'm going to Arkansas state university. I feel going to ASU I will be able to focus more on school than anything #howlyes


I love where my lifes at, spend spend spend to make myself happy


@K_Housee call me when you figure it out I'm very curious for a friend... And myself


Someone should bring me tbell at 7:30 :))


@TheBritishDalek Jokes on you. There's a Davros in there.


huge s/o to my bbg @mckennarayy for being my bf last night and for probs bursting her ear drum. truest \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc6d


When people tell you something JUST for the reason of wanting to piss you off <<<<


glad to know il be studying all night... #jk \ud83d\ude29


\@CheerBible: Watching cheer perfection is like watching teen mom. It's an example of what not to do.\" @katierichey12 haha sooo true"


Tried to fall asleep.. Felt like hours.... Looked at the time... 15 minutes. #damn


the fact that I can read @NHLBruins tweets now and theyre actually about the team and season..not the lockout>>


Have the day off! Now, what to do with it...


@JennToyyy at least you don't have to play those Broncos \ud83d\ude09


@yago1977 I'll see if I can get the day off of work


@MeghannEdwardss @jrobezzz I would never... \ud83d\ude0f But no seriously you guys are haha


I just realized I was the 9th wheel last night lol


@ramello_m I will because I'm upset now because I'll never get sleep and school I gonna be terrible now


Some juniors have gotten their senior pictures done already and there's me.


@jess_noll i dont know...just pissed i guess...


Wow... This extra hour makes it a long night when ur not asleep!! #wideawake


Just dropped my phone on my face... #ouch #crying


The sun has been making my eyes super pretty! Omg


#bibleandbeach celebration service this morning! can't wait to worship :)


And just like that it came and went.. We'll see you next time around you bastard. #cornday


All of my friends are supper fit and I'm like I lift too. I lift food to my mouth.


I'm taking all the seniors I like and locking them in a closet so they can't leave. HAHA #JokesOnYou


You honestly think I'm going to let you stick a needle anywhere near my eyeball? Fuck no, doc. #CheckPlease


Summers never coming. Its going to be an ice age forever.


Okay could this doc visit take any longer \ud83d\ude12


The usual for my mom-drinking coors light and telling Kayla how she'll beat a bitches ass


I've had some good times with this phone I'm gonna miss you


The fact that target never has coffee ice cream really gets to me sometimes.


Real recognize real and my Nig you a stranger


@NDconfess1 @troutman_morgan  shame on you for favoriting.


McDonalds Date with my mother \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Well audc is over! Congrats to everyone! You're all amazing \ud83d\ude0d just have to wait til January 1 for dance moms season 4 \ud83d\udc4c


@marissapatrick lol ohhhhhh i thought for sure you just forgot to tag yourself ha


I hate when people use the word 'ratchet' to describe a girl. A ratchet is clearly a tool, and we all know that men are tools.


@Take30ENT think about how gangsta this wedding is gonna be?! I'm ecstatic for you two.


Subway surfer is my addiction even though I like totally suck at it..


@tay_hodg wedding bouquets! Goes around the stems and holds them in place, covered by floral tape


Good luck to my boys @Nat_Dunlap @BurchIsBerserk5 @MattMcAlvin and @KingSeffy against Marshall! #stayawayfromtheWhitefamily


@caley_ch @GooodBerger don't apologize for something you could've prevented.


@6PaperJoints i took my melatonin 2 hours ago and im not tired yet...fuck Cvs


June class over...now the grading begins.


@brandnchristn did you get your super awesome package??


@molliefoster96 stop being adorable and go to bed !!


If a girl has sex with her BOYFRIEND She isn't a hoe ...


@malea_michelle MaLea!! What's it look like?!


A long talk is in need to figure out how i feel. \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c


Twerking\nOne direction\nLiam\nMiley\nDemi\nGabby\nAnd more to come. What could be better?


Ew Geno most disgusting throw ive ever seen


I have a huge fear of rejection.. That's why I don't make the first move.


@MarissaElizabee that was the first time I've seen you in person. Wasnt sure if it was you !


@Cali_Equestrian I am going to make one, you have me so motivated!


High school has basically taught me that I can do whatever I want and it's perfectly ok so thanks lesson learned


@MarkMcCoy_ for real about the delay? Lol yeah I get messages sent to my phone!


@OnDaWater we'll be up there tomorrow. Hoping to hit the lake with you.


@laurenfarnsley Yeah seriously! I want to get a big group to go!


@kaykayserm you and me both \ud83d\ude25


@KendrickPrice24 umm... yeah... sure \ud83d\ude09


@KeircenTaylor that's awesome! Are you going to take the LPN this summer?


Wednesday needs to be over already, I am beyond excited to see @xHelsel22 for Valentine's Day and give him his presents. (: <3 #SoHappy


Mayberry \u2764 called me his girl! Thanks delmon for calling him over


All this PS4 talk almost made me forget that The Last of Us comes out in a few days.


@Jackson_back34 haha oh Hayden. Never thought of him!


@magssD hahaha I'm just gonna pretend its fall & wear fall clothes


The past 2 days has been really sunny and nice out and now it's wet,cold, and rainy out. Make up your mind Mother Nature


So happy tomorrows monday .. Perks on working in a salon


@shainataylor @leeannapatrick @holliebrook88 \ya can't keep a good whore downnnn\""


@bess03 Come hangout! Lucky you live in Hawaii!


My mom is the only fucking person I know that takes two hours to get ready before going grocery shopping.


David Perron has some filthy mitts. Kid can play.


@margojenkins all I can think about is mcdonalds\ud83d\ude33


Congrats to @Tayaustin01 in this years draft #proudmountaineer I do believe the St Louis Rams will be my new favorite #NFL team ;)


I'm glad you think that about me. \ud83d\ude02


If you're not watching the Stanley cup finals tonight then fuck you


So excited I get my application for nursing program today yeahuh


Holy shot, I've never actually heard @kanyewest talk until now. Weird.


On the plus side this numbing garggle does wonders for my sore throat.


I can't seem to find Molly. \ud83c\udfb6


I'm going to rant... you're ugly and you do not have any Common since if you are trying to act black and your white I mean


@arfieeeee Arifa is that class hard?! loll I was juuuust talking to my brother about it


Guys my favorite pair of Steve Madden sandals broke yesterday and I've said this 100 times but I'm so mad about it I almost cried


I don't even know how to deal with this.


When you have time to do literally everything but text me back, there's a problem. Don't be surprised when I tell your ass to kick rocks.


i have so many creepy pictures of my dad


When will I ever learn......? \ud83d\ude12


@osuna_erik nice nice I just got it!\ud83d\ude09


Control. Your. Child. You shouldn't be allowed to fornicate.


Wolf of wall street is easily in the top 5 movies ive ever seen. Number 1 this year


Classes will meet as scheduled \ud83d\ude11 #bye


@danicaaaaa__ love your pool \ud83d\ude0d


Pull up the scene with my ceiling missing #2chainz


@_thompson__ Yeah but this winter you'll be havin blizzards!!


@loganlarkey @tha__riddler we could teach you young one. Well actually log could I would supervise


crazyy how the person that was once your bestfriend that knows everything about you is now a complete stranger


no school till 12 for the rest of the year. I can live with that. \ud83d\ude04


If I see anyone with the new iPhone in that gold color, I'll probably think less of you. #tacky


@KyleGeller10 I'm getting a hoagie instead \ud83d\udc4d


Why does every decision have to be so hard?


@cbmysteries it's a rare but pleasant surprise 4 me too! #benadryl


I can't sing \nI can't act\nI'm dumb\nI'm a hillbilly\nBut man, I can twerk  \ud83d\udc81 #MileyCyrus


\Shes was once a magician once she was a grandma\"-Cary. Lol what"


I can't think of any. I'm laughing to hard at what other people have posted so far. Hilarious. #govtshutdownpickuplines


omg I'm getting chills but not as bad as during JT


I think in my lifetime I will probably waste about 20 years of time just staring off into space.. #blankstareprobs


@naterrr_ and sadly, until Yamuchi sells the team, the @Mariners are going to suck. This year, next year, and every year after that.


And 4 trashbags of trash later, I'm halfway done cleaning my room! #hatecleaning


@TatorSalad15 Better love me. It's hotter than hell out here!


I might act like everything is okay.. But really it's not.


@Leto @Davlen @Nobunagasama and I meant u were the pro, heh. I'm just the slacker that can design websites and use photoshop well


Procrastination: Me sitting on the couch right now cramming both of my exam reviews in my head on material that I've never seen in my life


I wish we had one more day together. #emotional


@_KatiaGarcia not saying u are or do but they do with their kids so it seems and that's just irresponsible


@ShawnDailey can you go Friday at like 10? I can pick you up


How was your test?  I will need you to pick me up and take me to get moms car after school.


had a good night with my boy \u263a\ufe0f


@MTVs_Katie Who is your favorite girl and boy off buckwild? #Buckwild


@persiandiva77 we should do a New England meet up in Boston


My level of excitement for this upcoming weekend. I can't wait to see my boyfriend! #prom!


Literally about to inhale this subway sandwich.\ud83d\ude1b\ud83c\udf5e


Bay Hill, Masters, Lakers making Playoff run, March Madness, this is my kind of March/April.


A montage of Patrick Swayze playing hockey, boxing and lifting weights


@baitlinnn @Brokelyn @Reyminisce @lAdy_DB I'm in if you guys are


DID SOMEONE REALLY JUST TRY TO PRANK CALL ME FROM A BLOCKED NUMBER OH ARE WE 13 AGAIN I GUESS I DIDN'T GET THE MEMO. FAGGOT.


I'm gonna spend the weekend in the wild !


@EricaRHill great segment on the aquarium :-)


@brookemarg the countdown to 21 comes after countdown to graduation.


@kyleemclohessy you treating \ud83d\ude0f


Tougher than I wanted it to be, but not bad overall!


@amy_bagon Mila is probably the luckiest baby I know!


Well that interview was painless, hope i get the job! #fingerscrossed


Not even missed flights will stop me. #Ohiobound


\Feels like early fall unlike early spring\" ughh ya think mister weather man WHERE IS SPRING?!"


@astrumbell I know! I just have to have someone cover one weekend and a Monday then I have like a whole week off. :)


I'm jealous of the universities that are on fall break right now...not fair. \ud83d\ude20 #UKprobz


No one ever texts me back & if they do they take forever. I'm to fast of a texter for that shiiiiiit dude\ud83d\ude15


I can't wait till I get my license \ud83d\ude01


@EliGoldBama what are you going to do today in south beach?


@MZMake_U_Moan  Lol iwuld To........iWuld Think u #CatFish


I have like an hour and a half to make sure I know all of these vocab words \ud83d\ude10


I hate guys who say girls love and they know it. Knowing good and well if you bragging about it it was probably horrible. #stfu


@adropinmyocean because math \n\nis peppers


@maldo507 lololol ummm, no thanks.. #illpass \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c


The gym might not happen tonight, feelin sluggish


I'm good at finding out the things that some people want to keep hidden


I hate when my boyfriend is in a bad mood and he looks so damn cute. It's like \Why the fucking fuck can't I have you.\""


Then slammed my foot in the door, it was cute


Don't just quote it, live it. Otherwise, why bother?


@brigle13 workaholics! #lording #letsgetweird


When people take things the wrong way<<<


Plans for today go to rosedale mall and get some new clothes then go home get a blanket and some coffee, sit down and watch some movies


hoping I didn't have homework.. #didntdojack


don't say cool when were texting I hate that word


@RealAlecWellman @DASHAWN_WARD 0 days \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81 little babies


Alright my sister can move  out now \ud83d\ude21


Hug us from behind. Girls love that shit. >>>


\@SexTaIk: Sex relieves tension, love causes it...\""


@jamesindapaint \ud83d\ude02 well keep drinking then!


Me being up right just let's me know for a fact that beer isn't meant to get drunk on. Just doesn't do the trick for me. Liquor only for me.


@Tayla_Gang19 cry some more that'll help jackass


@MaddyBurrell_ you're welcome. Love you and try to get some sleep.


Hopefully Christmas break doesn't go by as fast as this one did


Good luck to the Montreat Baseball team this weekend in Georgia! #goCAVS


Thank god Johnstown has off Friday and next Friday!


All I smell right now is baby powder and nursing homes @two_in_the_wink @reeb96


Lookin at this farm out in custard, I actually am kinda excited about it.


@ImAus10 @ryanbrown641 haha why do we suck?!??


I have no life outside of hanging out with my #Puppy


@KTAdamsthegreat @haleigh_22 @i_m_foxxy2 @haley_brilynn we warmed the bench tonight actually Katie .


Getting a ride to school in the Capri \ud83d\ude33


I've found all I've waited for and I could not ask for me .


@piersmorgan what a disgrace it would be not to ban assault rifles. President Clinton had it right. Keep up the fight Piers!!!!


@ArlenR24 he just traded in his Xbox and got the ps3 because he was tired of paying for Live. Hilarious!


I think I just died and went to heaven! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0d \n#Wowza


I don't like Charlie Sheen but I just watched 3 episodes of Anger Management and I don't hate it


People ask why my hair doesnt grow.. nd i say idk but really its because i straighten it so much it burns off. #Yolo


Drinking Gatorade and not moving all day ..\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\ude37


On a night like this the best thing to do is just go to sleep\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude15


Sick of being put in the middle of arguments. #leavemealone


I wish I could be like @haleylbrooks! She's so sweet. #loveher \ud83d\ude18\u263a


@beitzel2014 but my whole evening is ruined... :/ I wish we performed on saturday


@Scottydoesknow3 yea he's strong but he's like Incredible Hulk strong in the preview. But it looks like rhino, electro & green/hob goblin. \ud83d\udc4d


@LeMelle80 @bmoc98 @blackrepublican U know Armstrong Williams. Spoke against Gay rights while hitting on male employees. #funny


Tattoo appointments tomorrow with @just_in_case713! Eeeeek!


Pretty sure Jason aldean is the only person ever to pull off little bitty hoop earrings.


SENIORS WON THE FLOAT. I COULDN'T BELIEVE IT.:')


@spankzappa78 yes yes they do. Seen that at the toy store. One had a handle with a fist


Sucks to suck.. #rockpaperscissors @bdimmler


How I Met Your Mother is seriously the best thing I've ever watched.


Honey bunches of oats. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


I want to go back to my old life. Freshman year. My best year ever.


I'm kind of a soiled brat and want you to myself


This game is a mess thus far. #grizz #thunder


@FightNightatJoe it's 80 outside..\n\nI had to get some sun.  Now I wish I stayed home


honestly the drama that 8th and 9th graders put on ask.fm is better than cable


Am I the only one who wants to h e fun tonight


Gotta see this second pineapple express! @Gkobrah @MaRcUs_LuNa15


@TheRealG_Flick @RogerStrack1 lol you think he is even close to awake?


#IGottaThingFor guys with tattoos #mmmmm


@briannasummer22 @The1andOnlyZeke and I are the only ones home tonight so looks like we'll be treating ourselves to a steak dinner \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude1d


It's crazy how people disappear out of your life.


#InComingFreshmanAdvice no matter how many upper class men you know everyone will still look down on you.


Where's a beach at around beaver county?


\The cost of college textbooks in the US has risen faster than the cost of healthcare, house prices and inflation.\" @lillybug_32"


\ud83d\ude07 - You're always there for me and thank you for always being a good friend to me! Love you \u2764\ufe0f


@TheAV_33 you see the episode when tom brings the puppy to work ?


I want a little brother like STEWIE lol #bestlilbroever


I feel shitty bc I feel like when people who usually would ignore me think I'm a freak and secretly make fun of me.. I don't know.


@iNeed_aMANduhh bahaha thanks oh well, I've stuck it out 19 years, I think I can handle it some more \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4e


Today is a sad day because I'm actually rooting for Michigan.


Guess I'm catching up with this #Thewalkingdeadmarathon


Sisters coming home from College tomorrow! So excited, I've missed her like crazy! Get to spend the Summer with her<3 Sister time= Amazingg!


@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\u263a


Turns out my baby likes to fish. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Are your skills & knowledge on par with your ambitions? Yet ?


I'd have more of a chance of getting sheetz if @lindsham didn't have my wallet


@letsgetreallexi Great night with youuuu tooo.  (-:\n(I did that face because I know you hate it)


#ConfessionNight I've lost two bestfriends because of the choices I made with alcohol and drugs. That's Why I quit smoking weed.


People that wear green jackets and shades in their twitter pic huff dongs


I would KILL to get Zesty with this HOT CRAY BITCHHHH @Silas80Robinson


Wind 6 mph E. Barometer 29.77 in, Falling. Temperature 62.4 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 68%


I got better things to worry about. Having a life with someone who I truly love.


I could really go for a strawberry milkshake right now


I swear everyone is engaged or pregnant, I'm over here, single as ever, eating.


@TheMikadeWay @Allaaaayy Luke, you're not a piece of shit babygirl..


Don't judge a book by its cover unless the book is a fucking annoying bitch who needs to be high fived in the face with a chair.


@E__money16 dude I wasnt even fighting with you? They said I sucked I'm  defending myself. I know you're good, I've watched you play.


new DVD at work. \u201cI\u2019ll make a man out of you\u201d is on it, which means I spend the day jump kicking and play sword fighting. #bestjob


@ProFootballTalk hope he falls to the lions, as a CMU am proud of him, would he be highest NFL draft pick from CMU?


@kic221 you Ben and chan are the first friends I've had tell me you're proud of me :) #RealestFriendsEver


@annafowler_ one piece was better then both. #trying


@jacksonjake91 Haha she's been to hell and back this weekend and is fine. She is a big brave probably knocked up dog!


@savannahheaneyy is always quoting tweets about if some fast food can deliver #fatassprobs #jkiluvyou


I ran cross country with you and you're super good and I know you'll go places


hey I'm with you ily\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc8b @OliviaaFaulkk


Greetings from the tropical island of Staten!  Visiting @WagnerCollege today. Beautiful campus with great views of NYC!


Now I'll go sit on the floor wearing your clothes


It's really weird how you can be friends with one person from a friend group, and the rest hate you lol I swear I'm nice


I hate not knowing where I stand with you.


@Taylorrad ayyyy \ud83d\ude0e good you better cuz I'm already planning the 28th.


@Austinn_McGann you're prob with GLOW club at jjc \ud83d\ude02


I wouldn't care if you were never in my life again. #GTFO


S/o to @jordan_0livia for being funny and cool \ud83d\ude0e


Just fell down stairs great! My luck :P pretty sure I twisted my ankle too. #ImTooCool


@Trammosaurus we still going to the big C later?


That awkward moment when some nerdy kids watch beeps during class. Like dude that doesn't help your situation.


im so jealous that @amberatUD is going to my favorite place this weekend without me.. love you & have fun momma! \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc9e


and I now know how to jump a car \ud83d\udc4d


Amanda Bynes on MTV haha miss the old her


My locker combination is so hard this year


@abby5551 let's get trashed on New Years!


@mallory_peck sounds like someone needs a slap in the facee!!!!


Looking up at the stars and wondering if that person is looking at the same star


Just took a nap for an hour and a half \ud83d\udc4d ... Don't feel good , just wanna lay here


Watching walking dead spoilers on youtube to get my fix. @AMC_TV @WalkingDead_AMC


You know your day has hit a high point when you're watching Cops


@heldermira let me know. I think tues works better than monday


@nathanrudd I've got the same boat Ill meet you out there hah


I need to vent to someone who not only understands what I'm going through, but actually cares.


@itzTylerrr oh psh well then I'm good ill just make up some bullshit.


About to watch Ty and his dad go Parasailing...\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf0a


Getting hit by a leaf is definitely god telling me I failed my plant bio exam \ud83d\ude33


I'm overwhelmed by the social media response to the #colorsplash. It has me very excited... But that might be all of the dye I inhaled.


eating halloween candy even though I just woke up\ud83d\udc4d


@megan_furey @Jess_eavis we are the funniest people ever hehe


S/O to mama @carlzbarkley__ for driving my lazy ass to class! Ain't nobody got time to walk in this cold.


@petromamma Not from when Mark and I were kids - - beer is beer. Maybe our kids will drink soda pop when they are in their 30s and 40s.


I got my phone case 3 days ago and I am already tired of it \ud83d\ude12


@annelieseandrew open the car door, pull the dinner seat out, ladies first, open the front door for her. THAT'S chivalry


Like it's vday. Who brings their significant other to Wendys on vday?! Lol.


Ya ppl lets put weeden in, he's got savior written all over him...


Get ready for some 90 hour weeks, music to my ears.


I have something bothering me. It's been bothering me all day. I just wish I knew what to do about it. Hopefully it comes to me. #hoping


@Alifoshooo13 yeah, I'm not coming to school Thursday until its time to walk. \ud83d\ude0a


Kevin Love is the first player in NBA history with 240 points, 125 boards and 45 assists in the first 9 games. White men represent! BEARDS


Run from the dark and into the light, you know you're gonna find your way.


@nicoleeeeeeee13 girl I'm gonna have plenty of free time. We'll get together soon.


What a beautiful day to be inside for work!


Having stretched ears and tattoos doesn't mean you're punk. lol


I might actually take a nap in this chair...


Maybe I'll go scoop Miranda \ud83d\ude0f


@niggatoni @outlxnes weathers gonna suck actual ballsack


Hey mr mister dont you wanna come with me \ud83c\udfb6


make me pineapple upside down cake, and my love is yours.


Asleep by the Smiths will actually make you consider suicide


After #LongIslandMedium I'm going out to eat \ud83d\ude0b


I should have taken 18 credits of exercise classes so maybe I would be tired and sleep like a normal human #whatissleep


@mimisperl I mean my bed has memory foam... So....


@Adrian_Tackett well I love you so shut up


Don't know why I have days where I just bitch for no reason sometimes. Snapping out of it saaaap


I'm glad @maramcgrady is acknowledging the fact I'm alive


Awkward moment when someone's taking selfies and has their volume on ....


Just scheduled to take the GRE. How did I grow up so fast!? \ud83d\udcdd\ud83d\udcc4\ud83d\udcc1\ud83d\udcc6\u270f


@EmmyLew_hayes @KellMcGrathh we are the definition of ratchet \u270c


@lyndseyparker I'm hoping bound and gagged until Idol is finished!


Anyone have recommendations on where to stay in Chicago? That would coincide with teacher salaries?


I probably have one of the most annoying laughs ever.


@toine2484 you can't play and coach?! If that's the case when MJ was with the Wizards they could have been alot better


@MegTierneyMorse I used to love dolphins\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude2d #notanymore


I can't wait til Tom Brady plays tommorow


Wtf is Cauley-Stein doing with that hair?


\@RhiannonMcC: I have encountered 2 guys that like my feet and want to jack off to them\nCan we not do this again\"umm..."


When someone doesn't feel the same way, it makes it damn near impossible for you to build up the courage to say what you really feel.


And to top this wonderful day off I still have work.


It stinks that this is how it ends for such a great player like @MU_Highflyer21


S/O's on Instagram. No just no \ud83d\ude45


I think I'm the only person not watching the #NBAFinals.


Woke up on the wrong side of the bed \ud83d\ude10


@TurekBrady your secrets safe with me! \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude37


It would just make things a whole lot easier if I could go back to march 8 .. And change everything  .. :,(


Well, tickets are purchased, now I just need to get me and James to Newark on Jan 3rd so we can watch the Blackhawks demolish the Devils!!!!


Corey Perry is easily one of my favorite hockey players


I'm just too tired to be strong anymore, I need someone to be strong for me for once.. #wishfulthinking


@Mary31904821 lol, idk just one of those nights


About to sleep in the basement because it's so freaking hot in my room.


@themusafa I have been thinking about it!!


You're gonna need me one day, you're gonna want me back in your arms.


The first bud light you crack can't just be a sip. The first drink should minimum 3/4 of the can


It's good to have curly hair so when I don't want to straighten it then I can just gel it and have it look good. \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc4d


I'm nervous for u but I'm sure you have it under control @Dance10Fikshun tonight is the night 2 bring it!!


@Marg1015 @ashkubiak84 in should of guessed!


I seriously need to get away from my house for a few days.... Like seriously


So much stress and so much going through my mind


@tat2jenna is intrigued with dick sizes - needs heights and weights to do full calculations. @Todd_Newman @graceandmanners @EngineerFrank


Tired of hearing about @AROD, he had surgery and has had 2 at bats! Sorry he doesn't have 30 home runs, give the man a chance #SURGERY


William Fitzsimmons discography on repeat until the rain recedes.


Can someone come take care of me? I'm way to sick to move right now ):


Rented smiley because all of the other scary movies at the red box were out, hope it isn't cheesy.


My niece just came in to my room screaming at me then points her finger and says goodbye. Haaa okay then


@sarahkay127 or being compared to jterm with helen?


People are so mean to khloe kardashian and she's the coolest one!


@Hana_Sinno I don't know. But I thought you were sleeping loser


@TLC  although I have lost loved ones I want a reading for my hubby @Theresacaputo we are ready to smell the sage #LongIslandMedium


\Here i am waiting, ill have to leave soon, why am i - still holding on\""


wish I knew who people talked about half the time


Sometimes I wonder if people will ever learn how to mind their own business.


keep being annoying and asking me if I'm mad when I'm really not = you're gunna make me fucking mad #uhmduhh


@lisa6ann we are such a good time together.... I don't understand


I feel like Skenyon is going to crawl out from under my bed and yell at me for not being asleep right now #SATs


@TravisZ_23 trashy as can be...but you love it???


Headache from hell \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udd25


If nothing else goes right today, I did  finally pick up my dry cleaning from October 11th #productive


Well that was the worst car wash experience ever. First one stopped after soaking my car. Second one washed it but the dryers didn't work.


Knowing that you are officially gone has to be one of the worst feelings ever. I just lost one of my best friends \ud83d\ude2a @madypaigee


Karma comes around when you least expect it, no matter how long the wait, & hits you twice as hard than you were expecting.


But MOM I don't wanna go to work tonight ); CALL IN FOR ME!


@RapSheet any action w/ Andre Smith for Bengals or other teams?


It'd be cool if @11_ballin would come see me at work tonight. #thirstythursday


Congratulations Westside volleyball team!!


Been legit trying for an hour to rip that soundcloud of butterfly :( I cant


@SydTheKid914 Can you meet at the library at 2?


Trying to tell people, trying to tell myself that I'm happy is the biggest lie I've ever faced.


You should be ashamed of yourself for taking a selfie on your iPad in a crowded elevator


Dirk is staying in ATL!  #FuckYeah. Why downgrade to another NFL team?  Am I right or am I right?  #GoFalcons


@AJWhiteFlamingo @jacobsechser #apologyaccepted #byefornow


Someone come pick me up and take me somewhere


@kdale1024 yay have fun! And good luck! Send me a pic if you get one!! Love you!! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Lets watch all the Harry potter movies and order Chinese and make out


I'm at school before 7... What the heck ..


I don't know how much longer I can do this.


If your foriegn youre more attractive...well most of the time. Omg this brazil kid>>>>>> so fucking cute!


Tough early defense by Pitt, although @UConnMBB still able to draw fouls. #BleedBlue


We need a middle finger emoji. No doubt.


If you still obsess over celebrities you're too immature to have a boyfriend


My brother just keeps yelling MOM'S SPAGHETTI


@hwilson2009 meant to say 'kids'  and their rap music


I'll leave you with this, the new definition of thirsty is someone who is addicted too getting attention.


Damn @nickamen724 already got his permit... #lookout


Dude literally tagged every popular Twitter page tryna get some nudes...it's not that real


How many \errands\" do you think Katherine Heigel's husband randomly realizes he has to go on every day of his life?"


@cydneyginterrr because we are hotties \ud83d\udc81


Can we just fast forward to January 15th already! Forget Christmas and New Years, they are irrelevant right now! \u2708\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc4


That awkward moment when you wake up in the morning


@presleyrainnn will you love Wyatt this week maybe?


\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34 I don't want to do today.


@alibirdfeathers I told you, dig them from her bag


@rosalarian it's kind of a powerful motivator (for me anyway) but it really needs to be framed positively


@lyndsay_jansson yeah they're grey! She was yelling at me and all I focused on was her contacts lmao


my talents include eating my feelings, and.. eating my feelings #sothatsthat


The fact that Jacob now has no phone <<<


\Thul met with Fonterrat on the #ancient world of Kuar. They presumably made the exchange and went their separate ways--b"


Who wants to come hangout and watch the Aggies take down the Tigers tonight?!


@jiLL_iLLy @nsalgado04 @christinamuraco love ya Jill your great you deserve a real honest hard workin man happy for you sister


Dad get me the next flight to Houston we are going to see Andy and Mo pitch for the last time


@Bigduke2208 you're the one that bitches out on my last night\ud83d\ude12


Im in the mood to watch some harry potter i know @natrowz would agree


i felt great this morning and now all of a sudden i feel like death, whyyy \ud83d\ude29


Anything can happen if you take a chance


Confused, helpless, & I don't know what to do. #justgreat


Love the people in my life! #happygirl #friends


@TrevorCierzan I have to admit that I muted it sometimes yesterday when I watched a good 15 episodes straight


Back to second shift I go today! Still, not ideal, but it's better than thirds!


Kinda deserve that one from talking about oomf to much. Fag \ud83d\ude02


Actually get to know someone before you judge.


this may sound lame but after singing in front of the whole school I feel like I can do anything


@Tessy_Baby02 is creeping hardcore right now \ud83d\ude02


@RashiydAshon i just love all Chicago teams except the sox :)


If Dakota Fanning didn't scream so much, \War of the Worlds\" would be a lot more enjoyable to watch"


When people see my room for the first time I get scared on what they're gonna say and if you've been in my room you know why


@MaxSwell1003 @jmasselli95 @ayyzachs74 WHAT'S GOING ON


Hahahaha the situation @Stacie_McC always seems to get herself in!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 maybe we need to change our story for a bit lol #creeper


I just sent Julianna and old school kiss because I know she doesn't have iPhone \ud83d\ude18


@MyronRicketson was awesome game and great atmosphere. Can't wait to do it again in hendo


@vinzska no fairways as far as I know around here...next year maybe 2 glasses of wine before I touch the slimy thing!


alivia and chelsea are being really big bullies today. #subtweet #kbye


\u201c@DomiNATE11: Me and @KirBeamer25 making plans on plans for the summer!\u201d EXECUTION is key ! Haha


How about providing a small cup of water for the dancers when they get off the floor?


@WillMuschamp I will personally pay you to stay the hell away from the university of Florida and go back to Texas.


Honestly, I don't even know what I would do without my best friend @taneshahansenn \u2764


@kayla_leigh21 haha...old people having fun!!!


No you pervs. My hand isn't full on in there.


All I'm saying is do you wanna lose it all?


@rachworley got it! We'll make sure to play \celebrate good times\" and the cha cha slide and such!"


@jacnicrick I know!!! But that means my 2 tests are on Wednesday now lol


When you still like someone who fucked you over <<<<<<<<<<<<


Is randy sanders calling offensive plays for the #Raiders ?


I'm driving to Scotland on Monday and I don't even know how to get there \ud83d\ude0e


@AshleyLuvsReba or... You could talk to me.. Or better yet play song pop with me!!


Oh Monday, who invited you? I was enjoying my weekend thank you very much. #weekendliving #familytime


@angie_smithh hahahah oh my god! Thats horrible!


@tylergposey @dylanobrien @hollandroden I am so excited!It's such a great tv series, you never know whats going to happen in the next show!


I have the day off. I should go to Lake Erie and get all me shit!


How can you say one thing and do another


For playing 6 games in such a few nights I'm liking the conditioning of the Hawks. They look sharp. #Blackhawks


i've seen 3 movies over the past 30 days. i usually don't watch 3 movies in a year.


Bring your love baby I can bring my shame


@steve_pierce fair enough admittedly I only saw the tail end of game 4, just don\u2019t like what I\u2019ve seen in games 3&5


Don't scare me like that!! \ud83d\ude1f #IWorryTooMuch


Great men are not born great. They grow great.


Pope quits and then the Vatican gets struck by lightening crazyness. #Dontpissoffgod


#MLB13 is pretty sick of a game for real


I was molested at a young age by my own hands.\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude3f


I can't believe that you were treated badly. Hahaha wow, the more you know.


How much do I have to donate to the Garden of Dreams to get a victory tonight? I have a blank check here. #NYR


The only thing separating me from coming home is Tuesday! #OneDayAndAWakeUp


I've never seen so many Yankee fans in my life!!!!!


I was made to keep your body warm But I'm cold as the wind blows so hold me in your arms


Not sure what I would do with out diet dew. #savior


I'm in my bed, you're in yours, One of us is OBVIOUSLY in the wrong place.


@KandiceShavon don't make me come over there...


@nbcagt #AGT I dare you to buzz these guys, judges! I double dog dare you!


I'm watching the Hunger Games.. Where's @RanitaRae ?!


@matt_colucci and you didn't take after your dad !?


I am absolutely too tired... I cannot survive 6 hours of work tonight


He looked urgently toward the skies and probed the Force in vain. He had been delivered from the mountain years before.


Officially not going to prom \ud83d\ude19 so much stress lifted off my shoulders


IS WORKAHOLICS NOT ON NETFLIX ANYMORE ?!????!? @ders808


Like more than other kids have to buy, so don't tell me I don't know what responsibilities are..


You Indians were so awesome, in oh so many ways.


My brother and I are at each other's throats today. Once of a will be bleeding before it's over with.


Cannot even watch a movie without LPSing it these days. Not even sorry about it. #teamlps


When I need a healing I look up to the ceiling.. #blessed #thankful


@haleszmans I'd be delighted!  \ud83d\ude03


Is it me or did the crowd not give a huge welcome home pop for hogan #ImpactLive


@amatthews4 I was gonna say your were just in gym haha


Every time I look at my phone I fall in love. Zac Efron is my lock screen. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\u2764


I wish @ConorWJackson would quit school and come back to Harry's. #missyou


RIP Irene Gahagan<\\3 going to miss you great grandma :'(


I am going ham on Christmas decorations Saturday. Live tree, lights on the house maybe a santa on the roof! #jinglebells #snow


@amber_lawrence @babyfacestifler so now I owe like $97 instead of having 1800 left over for books and stuff


@Vsnap not picking up sound when I record


Is it Friday yet? I'm ready for wifi! \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c


I hate love shopping. I hate that all my moneys gone, when I'm done. \ud83d\ude1e


@mitch_ballegeer what the fuck what bar?!


@scacchoops must be the system. It changes people. Just ask Dex he'll tell you. Lol


@BobbySteele410 lance is lost cause. #pussyforlife


if you\u2019re going to call me a bitch i need 5 reasons & examples in paragraph form & your name and date in the top right corner due friday


Curled up in a blanket, watching shows while it snows outside. All I'm lacking is some hot chocolate and a cuddle buddy.


@stevensnyder95 fuck you he looks like the picture in the red hoodie


I love all my bros, the rest of you can suck a dick swag swag


@emaddy329 why are you not dancing anymore


I can't even take how itchy my skin is. \ud83d\ude20


Football Sunday aka watching 3 seasons of Friday Night Lights \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\ude0f


Someone told me that I remind them of Mariah Carey. Not sure if I should feel complimented, or offended.


@twerkingondaddy what time do you work til


Remember in elementary school when you were the coolest kid around if you had that 64 set of crayola crayons


I'm so bored someone please text me. I'm thirsty for attention. \ud83d\ude22


Mila Kunis & Ashton Kutcher dating just brings back so many memories from That 70s Show, love them together \ud83d\ude0d


All I'm gonna do is just go on and do what I feel


@mac_asp I was  literally just about to tweet this #SoTrue


Aaaaaand the award for trying WAY too hard goes to Miley Cyrus. #GirlNeedsJesus


I dip a whole can of snuff at one time GET AT ME


@50ShadesOfTan why did I know that and you didn't?


@pleadtheFIFF im touring the campus today!!


@ColbyJohnston4 that's my lifestyle.... Everyday....


@HuffPostRelig Poor by who's definition? Simply move the bar and you, too, could get government assistance.


\ud83d\udc0a never really talked to you before but I don't think you like me as a person haha.. But you seem funny and chill


Just give me a goodbye so I know that it's over.


I have a headache and @lauraking0 isn't making it any better.


@C_Knochers that was your 666th tweet #DemonFlaw


Just took some Benadryl I will give it five minutes and I will be out


@CrazyForHH how did you get to meet the band members!?


There's nothing more valuable than the presents of GOD!!


4 kills and 11 deaths but what they don't tell you is that I used a cross bow #owwoww


Pancake house and on the beach all day is a great way to spend my time


Unless you have no ambition and want to work fast food forever


@RobBlahnik you got owned by @PatMcAfeeShow  at least @PatMcAfeeShow made it big your just am arm chair player like the rest of us


@nikeepips my 979th tweet goes out to Nikee, much hate


I can't leave for class my phone has too many good songs.


Earliest I've been to sleep in awhile.. #goodnight


possibly the stupidest person I've ever met .


How is it possible that I've been going to the gym & I feel like I'm getting fat. I'm disgusted


I thought you were dating someone but you sure don't act like it.


This is the second time I've lost my math study guide \ud83d\ude14


@MollyLysbeth @logwalk312 exactly what we do.


I'm white. But not \mow a pattern into my lawn\" white."


Would do anything to relive last year and last summer. Best time of my life.


Fuckin faggot. Buccholz gotta be more careful for christ sake clay.


I just want you to hug me tight. #SimpleAsThat


I should be telling you all this in person just so you know, I want to let it all out on you..


The fact that in a year i could legally go to a strip club lol... well then gross


@TheWillBaldauf Finally good at something...


I'll see Great Gatsby cuz of DiCaprio but the book was a POS. I have zero expectations. Gatsby is one of the worst fictional characters ever


@kenziepotzick @linczee @fluxandflovv tonight is about to be epic


@Micah17Boggs got a point haha, maybe they should change the hashtag to #RandomTimeToSayILoveYou or something haha


@brbaugher1 See, I had it all planned out. It's dandy.


It's amazing how many crappy memories this town holds...


If I can't fall back asleep I might cry.


@gillianballl hey fuck I am not an alcoholic


I mean, who else snowboards in Indiana and goes to Silver Creek?


Gallaghers half price steak night.. bout to crush it @Jauggie21 @jackjones_05


I don't even talk to you but if you're gunna bitch at something I do that doesn't concern you I'll give you a reason to bitch #stfu


@K_marie_25 you're such a badass #yougogirl


Here's a story about a girl named brittany #lyrictweet #imissbrittanyspears lol


Just played Oops I did it again on the jukebox #noshame


@rodeodance @kharyp that's one of the reasons they are canceling policies, and they do not want to comply with the new law.


@authorJamie congrats. Top 100!! That's awesome!


@ShitDan_Says hah more than once.. That game is still amazing.. They should make a repeat of the first with new rosters lol


And the fact that Andrew retweeted Robs tweet makes me think he's also looking for boy.. My friends are going gay \ud83d\ude29


New and exciting things in store for the fall semester! Who's excited?


@KyleHolt10 you wish. I only did it because you treated me like shit. I'm so done with your crap ! \ud83d\udca9\u270c


@AllieHolen @lysha_777 got his signature \ud83d\ude0d


Weekends are gonna be mostly deaf until summer


Can't wait for story of my life video tomorrow it's going. To be awesome !!!!!!!!!!!


@MessiahMARIAH after I pressed send I felt bad that it was even written! Im sorry! :(


Wyatt just asked me how babies get in their moms' bellies. Leaving this one to Walt and Katara \ud83d\ude33 #curveball


@C_Carrington I need to go to the nurse for that burn


@kaylajeanlear oh it just bread crust haha


Well @carolinepennell should have stayed. I tried as hard as I could to save her. \ud83d\ude0c


I hattttte it when people don't reply to my snaps.


I want two things this weekend to be with my family and to get a deer while hunting #idbehappy


The human voodoo doll on American Horror Story is awesome


This whole poser winter in April thing needs to F off I'm effin cold.


@stevekrohn @linkedin @prolliedotcom @uxeeme Thanks again. I hate being in the dark! I have relied on trial & error way too much! Now am EOL


Miley and @kdizzieee22 are made for each other! #CATSEVERYWHERE


Good luck to all the kids from Office going to skills. You got this. :)


hot cocoa soothes sore throats \ud83d\udc95\u2615\ufe0f


I was going to post something really funny that I thought of but I forget


Great, a power outage right in the middle of Scooby Doo. Good thing I like to read, but I do love my Scooby.


@50_CENTrella haha only because she won with her friends. No one likes a snitch


I love working on Saturdays... Just not this early. Feel free to talk to me. \u263a\ud83d\udc4d


The feeling after a workout. #perfection \ud83d\ude09


In way too much pain right now #help \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude25


Yes there is two paths that you can go by, but in the long run there's still time to change the road your on.


Nothing like a 3pm Paul Harvey disposition #mamasaid


Nice to see @stevenshidla.. At a ski meet, bless your soul for coming to watch me \ud83d\ude09


I'm always trying to be nice to people and cheer them up, but when I need it no ones there.


@savvvv1 why didn't I think of that \ud83d\ude31


Some people just need to make up their mind about things.


I can't sleep; I lost my mood ring, so I'm not quite sure how I feel about this. #SarcasticTweet #WaysToMakeMeMad


Straight tony hawking on the Nintendo 64 #sorrynotsorry


Having a dream about someone you never met before, I am so confused #why #wierd


WOW wish I was going to see bad grandpa tonight


But the lion king makes me sad for real. Should I watch it!? Hmmm...


Welp it's 4:42.. I should probably go to bed \ud83d\ude1e #InsomniaProbs


@Go0d_vibes I want you two to \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc91


Wednesday I get to visit where I may be spending the next four years of my life.


I'm booking myself a one way flight, I've got to see the color in your eyes.


Man I'd take a dually, then make that slut eat asphalt #baggedlife\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


Watching this American Ninja Warrior show is making me want to get back in freerunning & parkour again. I know what I'm doing tomorrow now.


Actually ready to be back in Boone, 2 more days...


If there is no struggle, there is no progress


That bed is comfy not gonna lie. \ud83d\ude0d


@jasonmarczak @zyoungs25 damn I even had abs back then


@eeramsey is so adorable. Oh my god\ud83d\ude0d


@SurvivorJane anything wrong with the bmw?


It's not about what you've done it's about what you're doing


@InsaneIndia justin thinks dragons are real...


@Luke42511 I was hoping you would suggest that \ud83d\ude2c


@whatimthinking I'll try to remember that at 5:30am when the alarm goes off.


Wow Andrew is being positive and nice????


My dad looked at me reeeeal funny and asked if I was wearing fake eyelashes. Yes father, I always wear fake eyelashes at McDonald's. \ud83d\ude11


It's like my body doesn't know how to sleep past 9am


@kenzieguidace Well don't tell Lisa because I doubt nana has a clue I don't wanna risk it


Got to love taking a call from a foreigner #Not


Can't wait for the Cavs vs Heat game on the 27th!!! @Jacob_Roemer15


@calebahensley it's not always about getting something back. as long as you're  true to yourself & others. that's all that matters.


@brown_halle I guess I thought that's what my mom said or she was talking about someone else moving


If Boston survives this 5-3 this will be amazing


Not sure if I like being extremely busy or extremely slow. #iwannaleave


My left eye has been twitching on a off all week!!! Who knows???!!!


Anyone wanna plan a weekend trip to snowshoe this winter!???!?!!


If you fall asleep before I do tonight consider yourself unforgivable.


Sometimes you just need to distance yourself from people.. If they care, they'll notice.. If they don't, you know where you stand\ud83d\udc4c


I saw his whole family last night\ud83d\ude02 #awkwardd


This always happens, I hate over thinking at night. \ud83d\ude1e


Work was crazy. I was also unaware that my job title changed to personal shopper tonight.


Hope everyone has fun at the away game....let's help Tri end their 4 year loosing streak \ud83c\udfc8 #wesuck


maybe i should listen to cudi instead of this sappy music


I like the way you French inhale. Do it again.


Cuddles with my best friend is the best time of day! @carlzbad007 \u263a\ufe0f


Can we just fast forward right to the boys game tomorrow night \ud83d\udc4c\u26bd\ufe0f


I just want to eat everything \ud83d\ude29


That awkward moment when you wanna know how fast your car goes


@Muhhhhkenzie IF YOU SHOUT ME OUT ON INSTA I'LL BE YOUR FRIEND. YOU SHOULD TAKE THIS OFFER.


If anyone has an iPhone that they don't want, I'll buy it off of you. I can't even look at my screen without getting a headache.


When your Skype drops a call and you are suddenly greeted with one of the screams from @Money_Brothers Break Free and you literally jump :/


Lets sail away & push our lives aside. \ue054\ue041\ue444\ue307\ue43e


@autumngalindoo it looked like its Anna a bunch if times lolol


If you want to get fairy hot just be like me eat everything and have a high metabolism #fairynot


Ribs for dinner and basketball later? Sounds good \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0


@Liz_Kamppi @D0peDev_05 I'd love to see that \ud83d\ude02


So you and your friends can come off anon and say it to me.


Never able to sleep good when I'm not with you #thestruggle


@Briliner10 we had so much fun tonight I love you!


Only 2 more shifts at Firehouse...it's been a solid 7 months


I would like to get to know if i could be the kind of girl that you could be down for


Omg my Bose remote has a jump button for the radio #coolasshit


@MiaFaso you're welcome babe \ud83d\ude0b btw I LOVE your hair


@brittchele MINE IS TOO. Has been all day. I just wanna through it across the room


cuse game almost done then it's UFC time


@OhMyNickJay I don't get how they cancelled their tour but are still comin to buffalo for kissmas bash I tweeted the radio station host & -


lol I bought my mom the cutest mug for Christmas but I really want to keep it does that make me an Indian giver or just a terrible person


@meganmarissaa wanna come to seabreeze with me the 30?


Love is patient, love is kind. I'm not crying on Sundays.


@TheRocketCo #systemsweek bundle looks good- but without a closer look at the docs in it- it's a lot of money for a vague description


Please list your favorite diet beverages in your tinder profile. Thank you.


@JedZiggler I would like to see Ted Cruz & Justin Amash ticket


having the worst day ever already\ud83d\ude15


Brayden must have left his superman cape at the dry cleaners


I asked for a hot Turkey sandwich. My mom brings me Turkey on a piece of bread?


@TeaganAshley you must watch football blindfolded! #gigem


@TedTheDictator Blame Michigan's kicker...he stinks!


My last retweet\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I hate when girls do that lol


Tolzien is really not playing that bad, everyone is just used to Aaron Rodgers competing every pass


\Forget about your friends, you know they\u2019re gonna say we're bad for each other but we ain\u2019t good for anyone else.\" \u2764\ufe0f Kenny"


I love Shellac. It's been over a week and still no chip in my finger nail polish.


@ArielleLevesque I'm thinking about making separate account for my bachelor obsession....


\your eyes are so beautiful, but hold a lot of blocked out sadness & pain\" an old lady just told me this at work\ud83d\ude01"


Just once I wish my expectations would align with reality


I wanna make a shopping trip to Syracuse so badddd!


Just downloaded snap chat again, but it changed so much since last time!


From now on Im going to @WhiteB0ySwag25 for all my guy advice


Morgantown it is with the boys! #nightout #roadtrip


@AuburnGent95 it'll be okay. \ud83d\ude18


If I had a backyard I would bury all my memories of you in it


Slowest human on the planet award goes to @egray13


Where were any of these jerks when Bush/Cheney were plotting their war crimes? With pom poms cheering the politicians. @joenbc


Sometimes, I take a walk in the back of my mind


If someone walks by you & their skin is all dark red w white lines from their bathing suit you automatically know they're a tourist #wontlie


The air on my skin and the world under my toes


Waking up to Bentley climbing in my bed hugging me is the sweetest thing,makes my day\u2764\n\n#Perfectbaby!


You were doing so good. We were all so proud of you.


Way passed my bedtime. \u270c Goodnight world.


I'm too tired right now. \ud83d\ude1e Not looking forward to this drive to Huntington.


My French teacher just called me poor...


David I will seriously make you not be able to have kids If you stalk the shit out of me tonight #not in the mood for it


lol @ @jewels4209 bc surrounded by African Americans like myself tonight & she doesn't know how to act. #butseriously


@Nia_bang NO!!\ud83d\udc4a I TELL YOU WHAT TO DO NOT THE OTHER WAY AROUND


@_anch0rs_ what you make home made waffles


Oh yo I'm watching Ted tho. \ud83d\udc3b


@vannahhhleighh Well why haven't you?!? \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I was gonna do my homework, but then I realized none of it is due until Thursday #thankyouPSAT


@ELALUSA if you strike can I cancel my Tuesday ticket and make other plans?


There are TWELVE black people In centennial right now. It's a miracle


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you don't talk to every damn girl around.


If only college was like blue mountain state #WishfulThinking


Lol if a bus hits 3 cars and almost flips obviously that's a sign!


@ErikBerg56 @perrisoso if I would have fixed my tire today I would already be there...


Then I looked outside and it kicked in it was still nighttime. ...


@vvincenzo Still a Seahawks fan?  Hope you're doing well. #UAlbany


@cassie_cione I was going to work there but I ended up not being able too


Pretty sure Trevor is the only human being that can find me even remotely attractive especially after the fact I slept on him, and snore \ud83d\ude4a


I'm literally dying laughing at what devins saying in her sleep right now hahahahaha


Wish I could go to the game... \ud83d\ude14


So everyone drives around southington in their mustangs and I'm just sitting here driving in a dodge \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@ChristiShanahan @twasylenko6 yes you do. \ud83d\ude18


Poor Atlas. I don't think either one of us got much sleep last night


What a great Christmas dinner and day this turned out to be.... Not.


I'm so stuffed.  But I make too good of food to stop. #QualityHouseWifeMaterial


The snow storm got me stuck at my boyfriends house for the night. Now I have to deal with him being hyper in the morning.. #letmesleep


I have absolutely no one. I just need to talk.


And with that, I'm going back to sleep. Also I need to tell a dude a work with because he'll be excited!!


goodnight to all of my beautiful social media addicts. <3


After @frannayyyyy had confided in me that she has never seen ANY of the fast and furious movies, I must question our friendship... \ud83d\ude14


Run before pool...or not.......one hour to decide


@haalleezz I read this as nipples on accident


Spending an entire day with @_BeeLoww \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a\u2764 >>>>>


Seems like whenever I tell someone something, they try to one up me. What the hell.


I feel so betrayed by both you. Ill never true you again.


@Mdons23 @MAZGOOPAH are you there god it's me Margaret


I want a little puppy or kitten so bad \ud83d\ude22


Is @AmanderzPanderz considered a goddess.\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


I need to stop eating at night. I think that is the reasoning for me getting fat.


Family is everything. Don't ever forget that.


If God has a specific person chosen for us to marry, what happens if we choose the wrong person?


I've been eating all day and I'm starving whats for dinner?? \ud83c\udf74


Thanks to my mother, for making me love all dance music from the day you played it


as of right now i will not will attending school again tomorrow !


More than ready for this week to be over !!!!!!!!


Glad to find out from other people that I had alcohol poisoning? Weird I cut my esophagus.


That Lincoln drama though <<< PG is the place to be. Anywhere but there!! \u270c\u270c\u270c


S/O to @EmilyCarpino5 for being the most beautiful ginger I know. :))


My day so far has consisted of Forza and I'm completely okay with letting the rest of the day consist of Forza.


\10,000 promises, 10,000 ways to loose\""


@Lbyoung_tucold what's the fav? & the websites on my information on the page.


No orientation for me because my driveway is a sheet of ice. \u270c\ufe0f


See I'm way behind on the episodes of the walking dead because I have only watched what's on Netflix


the amount of fuzzy socks i buy is out of control


Honestly I thought you we're so different. But actually I'm happy knowing you're not who I thought you we're. So thanks for making it easy.


Life becomes easier when you learn to accept the apology that you never got.


Just watched red carpet show for the Golden Globes with my dad. He was critiquing dresses and everything. Best dad ever! #GoldenGlobes


School becomes more upsetting everyday dealing w the idiots there.


I have over 10,000 photos on my Mac from my iPhone alone. \n\nMy name is Shelby Heisler & I'm a photography addict.


Pretty sure I have dead arm. Someone give me a massage.


@Juice_Lemons I always knew one day I'd take down rear


Coming home sore as I am now tells me I hit hard today


@TravisLassiter @joeluneke if you only knew


@MConoscuito28 you should have went on the bus!


@Apollo_TheGreat is too fuckin nice, and call it quits is in my top 5 favorite beats ever... NJ will always ride with apollo #NASA #togood


@DCMyers10 @taylindsey nice seein' ya lately Dev.


@LexGadawskii I'm telling you the truth !


Just told my dad I've been to a strip club. Sorry daddy-oh \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc6f


Haven't seen any tweets about it being hump day. HA!


So totally eating fries with gravy right now...yum


My allergies are so bad I feel like killing myself. I'm goin insane.


Se7en is one of my most favorite movies. Never gets old.


One week one week one week one week til Jody's in Boston


You can't treat people like crap and expect them to love you


I seriously want/need to stop swearing. Time to be c14ssy\ud83d\ude02


It's wedding season! Time for me to pull out my repetoire of Wedding Crashers quotes. Always appropriate


@KellanArianna hope you are ok. If you need anything  i'm here for you.


#ImSoTiredOf Bitches who create drama. Stfu. Nobody cares. #forreal


@WillowGalvan thanks gorgeous. \ud83d\ude18


Tattoos are so sexy. Like I really just love tattoos. If you're a girl and you have tattoos you're 10% more attractive


Anyone selling a 4s in good condition? \ud83d\ude11 I broke Ryan's phone...


@eliissseeee why do you think I worked dairy. Naps in the cooler


I'm a donor since last week. Only because a lost friend inspired me by saving three lives.


Mom woke Kris up to tell him the roads might be slippery . He has a 3 mile drive . She failed to even tell me and I have a 20 mile drive .


@ChristienH23 @bridges_tanner what's that game called?


My utmost respect goes out to all family members and friends of those who lost their lives 12 years ago today. #GodBlessAmerica #NeverForget


so glad it's Friday and can't wait to see @britt_terrazas  tomorrow


@edenadrianna or last year. or anytime besides game 6 of the 2011 World Series.


My prediction is that 90% of girls are going to be dressed up today. Lol @ all of u


should have you all my hours when I had the chance \ud83c\udfb6


Getting to lift with @NathanMcGregor7 today... It's been since hs\n#glorydays


An tonight when my blood turns to alcohol ill probs go to ur house but ill probs regret that shit to


Avoided being thrown in the pool till the last half hour of work. On the plus side I got cooled down. #guccigobbler #sundayfunday


@KayKGUNArizona haha.....Deer Lodge, not Red Lodge.


@fynralyl @psynister flatbread pizza sounds delicious!


Putting stories together brings so much joy #hehehe


I woke up in time to eat breakfast AND pack lunch much adulthood.


@Hxc666bratty the red chord is better than most hardcore bands


@teddd13 the boy in the stripped pajamas


@verooonicaa I was just thinking the same thing! Haha #proud


Some shaky refereeing to say the least in this game


I love how you actually just tried to make me feel bad. Cuz I'm definitely in the wrong... #boysaredumb #loling


@NardInThePaint @NigelRGernhard @kicky0urpunches are we all bffs?


@RogersAvery @C_RayDieterlen yes we are lol


& I'm done. You can throw that word around with someone else,


It's another fantastic morning to be alive. Celebrate it. Be happy. #DominateTheDay


Scott foster is the biggest case of little wee wee syndrome on the planet.


This girl is so ready for #TheWalkingDead season finale!! Ready to #fighttheliving baby ;)


I wake up at @sarah_hoef's house home alone more than I do at my own house


I hate going to bed upset because then I wake up upset \ud83d\ude14


I don't miss Ft. Leonard Wood but I do miss my battle buddies #Soldiers


Im hell on wheels because I dont wear heels.


@JacobGroll I didn't one if those wave/ slash ur not looking so I'll grab my head thing


@Christian_856 7 in the morning haha i watched the third heat


How has it taken this long to find you?..


Is anyone else having trouble logging in to Christian Mingle? #ThisAlwaysHappens


I'm just trying for some Mac and cheese and beer. All I want.


i went to sleep a convict, i woke up a legend


Lord, I only pray that he's Christian and Country


we're all tweeting them both like any of them care or are gunna respond ... lol


Dying the underneath of my hair red \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 #Nervous


You did nothing right today so don't expect me to tomorrow.


Miley, why do you have a cat singing your song..?\ud83d\ude11


@trevorpatrickk miss you bro. We gotta hangout soon.


@brandondberry ME ME ME ME ME!  I DO!  PICK ME!


So I have found out that friends is one of the best shows of all time.


@BrownsGuides Thanks for connecting with @RuthiesRoutes


As soon as Christmas comes around I WILL have a MAC computer! \ud83d\ude21


@Brian_1_Kelly all Ohio was like 90 to like high 60s or low 70s and king James won by like 40


@kelcolls no happy bday no merry Christmas and no happy New Years but now this ! #slut :)


Kids in the bed nuf said\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4


The past 8 months I have learned so much about myself . To always trust in god and that everything happens for a reason


Watching Across The Universe was an excellent choice. \ud83d\udc4d


I'm just constantly hungry tonight I don't get it


#InComingFreshmanAdvice don't bring Vicodin to school. Someone will rat on you & you will get suspended for 2 months.


@tyhargis I want Te'o to play lights out, but still want Nama to win.  Reid is encouraging with saying #1 doesn't have to be a QB


Just deleted him and his family off of Facebook and their numbers. This is how I'll forget about you, if I pretend you don't exist.


@MaryMcDonnell10   you still here with us?


@donald_faison remember the titans is on. Are you still THE running back y'all?


@jamieconnell92 HOW it makes sense to me like it shows theyre w you for you not for you physically an maybe physically attracted to others


@TommyIsCreepy but u can only do Miranda in 3 if you've romanced her in 2


No one cares how high u get they just care if u share


First time at wsu where I have a working clock in my classroom


My music, blanket, and the smell of roses in my room right now >>>>


What you just said is completely invalid because the best choice you could have made out of all the guys was me, not him


@RavenNewton2 Everyone knows what you are!! You can't just stop being a whore. Once your a whore that sticks.


my math midterm grade is going to be hilarious.


@universallydumb they help create facial expressions and without eyebrows people look real fuckin weird lemme tell you


@ericakeller2 @BrrrookeMostowy @SharonKaska thanks!!


Coming home to find my moms gone for the night is probably one of the most exciting things ever


@JEfor3 jeez sorry I didn't get technical with it


New iOS 7...you either love it or hate it...there is no in between.


i will drink the fuck  out of cool  blue  gatorade tho


@TrippyCubling surfing just doesn't seem so appealing in this weather haha


Waking up with an egg in your forehead and remember you and @danidonahue bumped heads.... #ow


@babekitee WHAT?! hell yes that means were hanging all the time right?!


I'll never be his favorite friend but at least I tried


Always interesting being in VIP listening to insanely wealthy people talk


I honestly think that my dad couldn't get any worse


@LawsonWishard you watch your mouth when you talk to me


@ChopKingg hahahahahaha it's dark in there, I went in there....it's dark hahahaha


At least I got subway & chocolate covered strawberries. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4f


Like 90% of my problems are just scenarios made up in my head and it's frustrating! \ud83d\ude29


@KidAngelXO um me and like three other people


WHOLY beautiful truck I just seen #neckbreaker


@HunterHMakesMe awww!!!! :( that sucks!!! I didn't think I'd like my cat....but she's my favorite xD


@Patriot_Merica emergency is the most expensive and inefficient. Do some homework nutjob


Two weeks until I go go the Braves game! #pumped \u26be\ud83d\ude0d


If i didn't have work today there would be no way that I would be at school right now


@DoLeeWolf15 hope you sat on the winning side\ud83d\ude01, glad to see you tonight


The fact that you lied straight to my face shows how little I mean to you. #fakeass


@OmarBizzyNajjar go listen to you don't want these problems he goes hard in his verse


Someone new text me 804-514-3787 I need new people to talk too


Twin date for #CatchingFire \ud83d\udc6b\ud83d\udd25


You know what it is when I finally make it home\ud83d\ude0f


@TaonaElchi that's ok. Bacon doesn't count. And I'm not much into 5 o'clock shadow. Either full beard or nothing at all. Your choice........


Our appetizer should have been here by now. I'm fucking starving.


I am in sweats from head to do, with uggs on and still freezing... please let me turn on the heat \ud83d\ude29


@2AMInThePM57 @etriplett1 @meg4nnnn no my crazy cousin and her friend lol


Thank you @ibccorbin  Had a blast preaching the word of God. And what a response!


Jesus is truly the best thing that ever happened to me! I can't express enough gratitude for ALL that he's done and is doing for me!


Harlem globetrotter nights #AddaWordRuinaMovie


Plan Test tomorrow\ud83d\ude12 = sweats\ud83d\ude2c


\@GingerProblems: Having at least 50 nicknames all having to do with how ginger you are. #GingerProblems\" cinnamon, red, red head..."


@the_evil_bread or we could be Mrs. O'Quinn and have none.


Killing Kennedy was amazing, now let's hope the Cowboys can come back


@Ydolon Those glow in the dark keys are the sexiness.  Plus I need that \Oh Shit\" button."


@haileemaddox not having food, reason to cry, hair not working reason to wear a hat and say fuck it. LoL


@billmaher Everyone should have everything - the Nanny State!!  Does that sound like socialism or communism ??


5 days until life on lake Max for the summer, again.


@EveryGotDamnDre love you \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc81


Why can't I just be cuddle up to my baby? \ud83d\ude14


Just want to know what is going to happen


The question of the day. How far do you want this business to go? Her goal? To have me in my own shop in 2 yrs. I love my friend's drive


@JennaMariie_ in your case the whole\ud83c\udf33\ud83c\udf32\ud83c\udf34


We fight like a married couple but haven't been together in years


@EricBlackerby I'm so fucking mad right now.....tell her she's very welcome


@alexis_thome missed you so much lover!! I'm so happy we got to catch up :)


Well scary Mary is defiantly not a morning person..  \ud83d\ude02 @MaryGannaway1


Guy:YO NOAH!!!YOU WANT THIS STATIC!!!! Me: no sir I like my T.V. Just the way it is thank you.


That moment where you are not even in the general area of fucking around anymore


@magee333 @CLETalkingHeads soccer maybe? Not sure lol


@azns4lyfe heyooo chillin now but I was working


@JohnStud72 were the ultimate nachos good?.....


@jericakamin I decided not to. And do 3/4th alc. 1/4 chase oops


I'm such an asshole, I'm apologize to anybody I've ever talked to


@EvaN_Winters mac miller, vince staples and chance the rapper coming to noethern lights this summer


Everything can change in a blink of an eye..


@AutumnDawneB @gage_grimes For real, Autumn, kick his ass!!


It's Sunday morning, I didn't go out drinking last night and I got a 1045 tee time. Time to get my Tiger on!!


I think I'm dumping David for @OrcuttJon


That awkward moment when your room mate brings home a Greek.


#WeBrokeUpBecause we had been re-watching the Blu Ray disk way too much. That chubby asian kid is adorable! Adventure is out there!


Feel free to help me out a little though #tired #helpagirlout


I have @RyanRyanberger6's shoes and ill wear them everyday til he free #FreeRyRy


I don't think I'll ever stop wanting more Nikes #loveshoes


Everything that @SKendra1992 has had bad to say... I've had a positive to come back for. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4c


@_rach14_ I will personally kick your ass if it does \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Hahah I touch the as and my car goes siiiiideways in the snow #rwd


\All I'm saying is, that I saw that.... there's no point to this. But, I just wanted to let you know that I saw it\" @alynchh"


Tonight was well. Interesting, but fun! Not something in a million years would I have seen myself doing but I had a good time.


@Honcho_ I'm going to become a polyandry so I can marry all my buds


I won't date for the sake of dating. If I date, it's for the long term, with someone I can see walking down the aisle with.


Getting ditched twice in one week by the same person. <<<< #ImDone


I hope I'm not missing anything today...


*Ravens \u201c@WonTWAN_Soup: Pats V.S. Niners in the Super Bowl.\u201d


@laurencreason if only we could switch to the other copy & back whenever we wanted.


@JDawgTooSwog god bless you looked like a rapest when we were in middle school too \ue412\ue412\ue412


I swear if my dad bails on me, i'm gonna murder him.


@AugustusThe3rd @RazorbackZJ it's full of mystery and it's the only show besides Sons of Anarchy that I keep up with.


It's so much easier going to the gym when I can walk there in a few minutes.


Ok well now that everyone loves Ben Howard....


@CodyJournell Nope, I'll still call you that guy who missed 2 FGs and an XP.


Can you imagine finding someone who stays


You are so sexy oh my god \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@fearLYSS__ @sabins11 @MostLargeDome thanks!!


Hahaha r/music has Sleepyhead by Passion Pit as one of the top posts for the day


@TaylorMaida3 that's what I thought haha


@AvanzatoTeresa okay \ud83d\ude0a thanks.


@taylormareches like chicken sandwiches at Wendy's


Being single just makes sense for me, because I get a little attention from a lot of guys instead of a mild to moderate amount from one


She said that a man that can dance could possibly get down witht the tool in his pants. #wobblebaby


XboxOne. You know it's the third iteration? #XboxReveal


Wait Lexie and Kristen are going to East..


I had a dream last night that I was extremely pregnant \ud83d\ude33


@_MissBarrett @taymmxD Sometimes when I'm on twitter and I tweet both of y'all I forget I'm not on group message. Sorry world.


@IsabellahKnarr I'll be home in 8 hourssss.


@StillsEmily why are you even talking right now


@MaLeeSparks @caitlynn_02 I stalked you last night. I think I know \ud83d\ude09


#GoTime at Faith Chapel Baptist Church. Time to worship!!!


@MusefulBuckles can tell they brought out their best for this slugfest.


Hard to move on when youll always regret one.


So excited cooper bought his dads truck today #sonice


Bitches talk more than dudes these days.


LIGHTENING JUST STRUCK THE STREET RIGHT IN FRONT OF MY HOUSE OH SHIT


One flew over the cuckoo's nest = nicholson at his finest


@jackmalka24 you better watch every move you make


I wanna do bad things with you ;) #trueblood


@tapjazzclog  he says he has been waiting for the year when one if his girls get to Dance to it. lol


Kicking it and listening to the good 2010 music


Enjoy not having Friday classes, assholes.


@stephen_pavey haha you want a princess valentine??? \ud83d\ude1d


what kinda dad are you, your not a dad your a peice of shit


Getting in bed, shutting off the light, and realizing you left your laptop charging. So now there's an bright LED shining right at you. #\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude24


Hank this is why we pay you time to end this losing streak #Eh


Unless you have a vagina I will not fuck you.


Painkiller just made my night I love that song


i wish i could sit there and talk out loud and make myself crack up!! @Corey_Bondo


Can't sleep, hate not having that someone to cuddle with at night.


My homework is due at midnight? You could have at least took me out to dinner first man


Ugh that's it I give on trying to sleep it's not working


Seriously I need to make money FAST. HOW


@LandonHedstrom @tijahtate24 we could even mix it up with some little trolli octopus's.


#PeopleAtMySchool are kind of fucking stupid.


Either working shopping sleeping or with Trevor


Well I get to write a whole paper today I've been putting off for over 3 weeks so there's that


I saw a old bitch with spandex yoga pants. \ud83d\ude16 #saggybutthole #uhhh


Build your #socialnetwork & social media strategy on meaningful relationships @MatthewWarner #CMC13 @CatholicPress


13 year old boys are worse than 13 year old girls. I'm about to smack my brother in the mouth. God he pisses me off


@matney_tyler @laurabeth012 LIES! ALL LIES!


narcissistic & hypocritical. what a lovely color on your pallet of personality. It goes great with your eyes. \u263a\ufe0f #exceptnotreally


@abbeywink @gusgus4 @christygrellas REALLY THOUGH WE WERE ALL ON THE VERGE OF TEARS BACK HERE


Just passed a man drunkenly running down 123 IN THE MIDDLE OF THE ROAD WITH CARS BEHIND HIM


Never in any way have I ever felt so bad so fast


All good things come to an end wether you want them to or not.


There's an inflatable raindeer walking around in the hallways \u270b\ud83d\ude02


Today in gov class I learned that everything belongs to the government. Nothing is sacred.


I was that type of kid to wear horse shoe necklesses but never actually rode horses...


\@CBurrAndJamal: Tries tanning. Becomes black.\" @C_Merp"


I'm Lost Without You, Can't Help Myself, How Does It Feel, To Know That I Love You Baby


@rynwashere I'm sure you would still salivate to a tube steak


@damian_valle hell no dropped out months ago!


@Jason6Peters I know \ud83d\ude15 I'm disappointed!


Gotta love the Rookie driving a van for his car!


The amount of sweat I produce during insanity is absolutely disgusting. \ud83d\ude37


I remember this one time I left the bathroom and this adult was yelling at all my friends and he saw me and was like where were you


3 consecutive exams next week. Should I kill myself now or...


@TyKellyy @j_daddy_murray don't use it in a sentence. Haha. Gimme a definition


Don't give it unless they take it first.


Ate like crap yesterday and didn't workout. Proud of myself haha and also disgusted, back on track today lets get it. Work flow then PT


Literally loling if you tell the person you're 'talking' to you love them\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d


@YourMainManNate hey, anything to make Lourdes dances more enjoyable. \ud83d\udc4d


Dustiest classes ever. Gonna be a long semester.


you really just need to go to bed. dang.


The only reason I wish Cloud was closer to Kato would be my BFF @Mirrr_MX338 #ForReal #MissHer


@Aussie_Sydney_ heard what happened, I stood up for you! Hate people!


taylor swift now is ur time to shine kanye is performing


i should hate him for the way he treated me, but i don't. maybe that's what love is.. not hating someone, even when you have every reason to


I just feel like no one really understands me.


happy that I had a good day today. it's been awhile.


I feel like shit now after drinking this yahoo


Good job by the #Panthers on the two minute drill. Finally looking like a good offerse. Touchdown #Panthers


People are probably reading my tweets and are like \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a


Seems like so many people are getting asked to prom already\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude12\ud83c\udd92


I laugh at least 4 trillion times a day..


I like you.. so im gonna make you wait for a kiss, because the slower we take  the better our chances are <3


Again, its fucking Friday and... no plans. #WattaLoser #NoLife


@16NikkiNicole laying in my bed listening to music, you?


You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.


I bought a super cute dress for $4.97 at JCP today... unbelievable #bargainshopper


Reading all these tweets about Kevin & Alyssa and I'm just balling.. Stay strong Kevin. \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc8b


Of course, pop is this only thing making me feel better \ud83d\ude12


I can't wait for the day everyone finds out the truth.


Swim through your veins like a fish in the sea


Love is a drug, like the strongest stuff ever.


Can I just say I freakin suck at English #failing


I wanna jump infront of a fking train right now


Sluttin' it up today. Because I don't give a fuck. And I'm single, so fuck off.


@Woziszeus didn't run into Mary, but Bob, Bruce and I ROCKED our end of the table. Had to peel myself away...


@_LEErae hey Lisa. Just woke from a deep sleep nap. How're you?


Not a NASCAR fan...but the fact that at least 3 toyotas blew engines, and 6 Chevys finished in the top 10 today makes me happy! #America \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


@ashleykharris_ great. -_- wasn't even about him. And you guys.


#TweetYourBiggestFear losing everything I've worked so hard to get.


@KailaniArnold \ud83d\ude33 I don't want to haha


The amount of sand in the frame rails of my truck from silver lake is sickening.


Well made that decision alot easier. #next!


I love seeing guys shop with their mommys


One of the best movies ever... #TheGuardian \ud83c\udf0a


I just had the best meat I've ever had. EVER HAD. And I've been all over the world.


I can see you got a thing for the fast life, so come on shawty let me show what the fast life


anyone tryna have a fun Monday Funday come to 246 fife cause like obviously we thought it was a good idea to get drunk on a Monday....


@suzrenee @va_girl00 Yep we will add her to the raffle


I might take a blanket and sleep outside...it won't be that bad #lol #fuckmylife


Just hit my head so hard it is bleeding. Cool


I don't get runescape, never have.. never will.


You're honestly the ugliest bitch I've ever saw.


@LoveFromJillsan I would if I wasn't doing dinner with my dad then going to piano \ud83d\ude11


Sooooo proud of my dog right now....#youdontevenknow


,, Middle finger to these BITCHES!- \ud83d\udc4f


@DurbinPresident something new as in never been used, seen, affective... To big a concept? Lol


I just got a text that said \NO ONE LOVES YOU.\" #FuckingHarsh"


@calmaxpack this pain is nothing compared to being a Bengals fan keep your head up


@Finding_Memo8 hahaha when did you ever say no to me #mever bye boy call the elephant


@clark_devan like mine better, yours is def a close 2nd lol


IF YOU DON'T FUCKING LIKE ME THEN GO HOME.


What the hell is it about me that makes people dislike me so much, damn! I don't understand it..


The scrubs are doubling up on there pjs this morning\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f


@DeVore44 Matthew! Stop by UF when you're on xmas break!!


Attempting to learn Bitcoin and all these conspiracies and whatnot.


You know you're bestfriends when youre switch outfits to save one another's ass. Thank you\ud83d\udc4d maybe she won't hate me anymore. @MiriamLeMay


Those who are  toughest on you usually see the greater potential in you...


Pretty soon I'll be getting on my first plan. I'll see the veins of my city like they do in space.


Great day of worship with @cbcpensacola. Thankful for the baptism testimonies. Thankful for the team of ldrs who invested in this day!


I'm sorry but what is a 9 year old gonna do with an iPad..... I could make a 12 page list of what an 18 year old could do. :(


President Obama has done a lot of good things for this country, but continue to go unnoticed because of people's ignorance. How sad.


The fact that I don't have hardly any gas  in my car\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc4e


Back to Fargo. The three words that have never made anyone happy.


What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!


The only time I am in the mood to run is when I have so much on my mind \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udc5f\ud83c\udfa7


Lets enjoy this day we've been given. Hug the sun. #embracetheday


Wait, it's spring? #gohomegroundhog #youlied


Couldn't be happier \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude46


So you mean to tell me that all this time baseball didnt end in July for everyone?! They actually play thru October? Who knew! #LetsGoBucs \u26be


You said they had to have a great offense to win games. First key to be a good liar is to remember the lies you said haha


Assault weapon relatives are not meant for hunting game. If you own one, everyone knows what you're targeting in the back of your mind.


My boyfriend and dog will be super spoiled this Christmas


Still went to bed early and still tired...why!? :(


Craig owens reunites with chiodos. #hyfr


That's why we're so perfect for each other \ud83d\ude0d


Not sure why I used the \ud83d\ude18 emoji #LT


@Katyalauer but seriously are u coming to fight me still???\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude33


Life ain't always beautiful, but it's a beautiful ride.


My thanks goes out to whoever thought up the whole car seat warmer idea\ud83d\ude4c you da bomb


@AlanColmes \nWe need to b messes up to deal with the chaos in Washington


@KatrinaaRoss did you see what I ordered? Only spent $50 today.... #fml


Who the hell dates a boy with the name \Winston\" ..."


nothing ticks me off more is when my mommaw tries to tell me I can't eat something bc of my diabetes. I lose it when I get told that. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4a


Can we just be friends this is getting ridiculous


@InfantryWife101 \u2764 your tweets right now; my fianc\u00e9 is Army & I'm Air Force; & I get crap all the time for the both of us; tell em!! \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\ude18


@snakesambsdor @JusKozy you weren't anywhere to be found.


The lady at dunkin donuts loves me and always ask how I am doing and stuff... But she calls me Joshua.... I don't understand....


@awesome_grigsby you moving in Saturday?


Today is a day I just want to sit and listen to music but have class all day... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udd2b not feeling it today.


\@TaylrGNGorDIE: M.A.A.D City is the greatest song ever created\" shut up."


@SewExcitedQuilt @sandyquiltz Good. Safe travels.


When you get your huge heavy load of laundry ready to drive to the house only to realize you left your car at the house and can't get there


The school shooting on One Tree Hill<<<< gets me every time\ud83d\ude22


We always clashing but we used to be close though


Is the world coming to an end, did James Egan really just compliment me????!!


@oskrNYC but I will be happy with the result. It was a fantastic feeling run, that's for sure. And I kicked several people's asses


Okay really didn't dig how the biebs wasn't even singing all around the world when he first came out


the awkward moment when everyone hates you>>>>>>>> #lovingthis


@carolll2016 bs 150 was the movie and then u guys to room pics we rnt  stupid and people told us that u skipped coach even knows


Destination Medical Center Corporation Board should have given out commemorative tickets to public attending 1st meeting. #dmchardcore #dmc


#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe not being able to sleep when you need to


@tannerwood7 obviously it's not fair because you know stupid facts that no one else knows!


hey @kayyyhill you're being a sucky best frand... #textmeback


Wahhhhh I want my friends home \ud83d\ude2b


@ErikaDavid04 Hardly. I probably won't see you considering there's so many people. Do you know where you're living yet?


Saturday is going to be so fun,I love working! Mainly because half the time you're actually working and half the time youre doing crazy shit


Being a technician isn't just a job it's a lifestyle