now I have so much food I'm overwhelmed and don't know what to eat #bored


You'll live your life as a fucking target


Now you're standing in the Neon looking like a high I wanna be on.


I'm still stuck on the fact that me & Sergio saw a black man just strolling down 10th st. on a horse on Saturday. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@SoaringtoGlory thats a plus for living in mass now scouting the HS players!


@LFistrovic16 haha doesn't surprise me    Damn hillbilly's!


I don't have school tomorrow but it's almost 11 & I'm ready for bed. #seniorcitizenstatus


I don't hate people until they take me for a fool. Then I will NEVER forgive you.


When my 3 hour class gets let out early and I'm only there for a half hour >>> #backtobed


@jeremy_mcmahan3 are we on the same page right now?


My anxiety is way to high to the point where I can't even breathe


Last night it took me 2 hours to watch a 30 minute physics video because I kept falling asleep \ud83d\ude20


Someone come knock me out right now? Please? This over thinking crap is getting me too much right now


@Underhill_FTW okay ;) I'm here until 4 :)


It's sad that the only good food today is the salad, that we make ourselves...


y'all see my Panthers making the playoffs rite!?!?


well go to the mall get the new Cyrus Molly CD n then be off to the lake. #Si #CrackinUp!


I love waking up and realizing we got Dunkin donuts last night. #breakfast


@savanahpfeifer @logantanner6 @brevin_white22 ok good


*4am text message* \Hey are you asleep?\" - \"No I'm scuba diving, what the fuck do you want?\""


People who are talkative in the bathroom are always too drunk to even speak.


I'm good with the kids we have at our school. Please don't come back...


People come in and out of your life. Only the real ones stay.


VS fashion show tonight \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c


Fav if hangout with me and @LesyaFeinstein tonight!


29 minutes after slipping the kids sleep aids they are all passed out. #iwin \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udfc6


If I could find a tractor I'd just go do it myself!! @MeghanGault


If anything ever happened to my brother or mom i honestly have no clue what i would do


@Ambernielsen17 you're welcome babe\ud83d\ude18


@StylesByHim Admire your hustle. Keep it up!


I can't walk and I hate this pain more than anything right now.


Why are there so many creepy looking men in Victoria's Secret?


@Anonymous_19XX @est4lyfe36 @_meggnogg they did my sisters dragon fly.. It's Just ok


@lacie_dean me and my roomate kept garbage for two weeks once and argued over who would take it out


I forgot how every soccer mom in town goes to target in the middle of the afternoon #firstworldproblems


Good day in school and home yesss! \ud83d\ude1c


Basically if you can't sing high I don't like you.


@ciaraannee see you the 4th...oh wait \ud83d\ude0f


@SilverPanda2014 Yeah, that character thing. I completely forgot, too!


@cspanwj is Israel existence as a Jewish state strengthened or weakened in light of the move in the region for religion based states?


Thank you to all the troops for making sure that not just today but everyday is Independence Day! #America


Most annoying thing about being sick... I can't sing... Fucking bugs the hell outta me.


Why yes, I am painting the girls' fingernails.


I want to grow up so bad I can't wait to be older even with so much responsibility


@albuggaa your the only person that i can tell this to that will understand! OMG my A1C today was 5.6 !!! I think im dying! \ud83d\ude2c


@depatterson I miss you rapunzel :( are you in Florida yet ?!


Sending up a prayer to the big fella for my wife @renealj_89 in the next few days #GrownWomanMoves


@RodyMaxwell @Lady_Ashley_G you'd be surprised at how sweet I can be when I want or need to be


I want nick to come back over \ud83d\ude14 #lonely


LOL so I'm in the car wash at delta sonic and the person's bumper in front of came right off.. Classic!


Shabazz Napier went to the Kemba Walker school of drawing fouls.


@ashbalz wtf are all 3 of us gonna do lol


So glad I have good friends and not ones that would leave me passed in the grass ..


#randomflashback Donnie bombs in the row house @PatrickBuchholz


Someone get me put of bed to go workout. Holy shit Amanda Marie


@Debber66 Presidents pay for their own trips, you clueless bimbo. @DavidLimbaugh


Nothing bothers me more than when someone can't cover their mouth when they cough.


Sea Gray ready for the water this weekend! Thanks to @270Mo \ud83d\udc4d\u2600\ud83c\udf0a\u2693


Seriously how stupid do you think I am? I'm not that naive anymore


Denny always puts his two sense in where its not needed OR wanted.


Videos of me laughing are the absolute worst.


I dont like seeing my bestfriend upset. ):


\u201c@leeannxo1: I just want you\u201d @ me lol


\This is The End\" was crap!  How do so many reputable people like that movie!  I don't ever do this.  But, I think it's appropriate #smdh"


But with higher risk comes with more reward which leads to success


Hey if you guys didn't hear Lakeview is the D-10 champs.


@nishamiles15 it's just a demonic entity I can't help it


Long before the colors bleed\nI can see the painting come alive\nClouded like an angel in disguise moving in and out of reach


sorry to the car I pulled out in front of #sunisreallybright #didntseeyou


So much hostility behind the deli counter today.


Omg I am madly craving pineapple right now \ud83d\ude0b\ud83c\udf4d\ud83d\udc95 #yum


At least you aren't ugly so he did good ig\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12


@rby2zday @elennon14 I was on my way!  Scary down there!!!!


I keep deleting everything I tweet #thatpissed


@ScoobyMcKay All they want is fashion. Psh.


I'm a 100% done with today and I'm 99% done tomorrow


@Diso_29 I wish I could buy everything in Charlotte russe


Okay so a dog chewed up Trevor's credit card...it seriously looks like someone's brain who has been doing acid for 20 years


It's now Opposite Day and\ud83d\udc46 the tweet above this is the opposite of what it says


I know there's such a thing as a sundowner..but I think I am a sunupper today. #delirious


@JALlewellyn52 Damn! Blowout but what weight you wrestling this year


Had the beard shaved off for maybe 5 seconds and already regretted it


The guy at #dunkindonuts asked me if I wanted to get \turbo'd\". You're talking about my coffee, right? \ud83d\ude33"


I always have the cutest outfits planned out in my head, but I can never find what I need of the mornings. #TheStruggle


@zhendersonn nice twitter name zachariah


Damn. Had I known it was a competition I would have just saved my money


When guys go out of their way to do something for you >>>> it's the little things that counts.


I am definitely pulling for Danielle to win on @NBCTheVoice #ThisIsTheVoice @DBradbery #TeamBlake


@AriannaWalker69 lol you well you should should seriously text me deats lol


Best believe everyone should watch my uncles last televised nhl game and represent #legaceforlife #hockeytown


@AstMady don't emoji punch me have you ever tried cheese made from a goat? \ud83d\udd2b


You make me laugh when I'm not even in the mood to smile. That's why I love you:)


I smell like coconut and vanilla yes yes yes


Two weeks before prom= cramming gym time in every day\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udcaa


I couldn't imagine how Ware is feeling right now.


Happiness feels a lot like sorrow, let it be. You can't make it come or go.


Boys have to learn how to treat a women right to become a man #truth


@jadewalsh97 I hope you feel better\ud83d\ude14


I literally stuff my face whenever I have dinner at Jacob's house... The best home cooked meals \ud83d\ude0d


Imma save so much money now that I sold my car not buying gas


Feeling that moment of relief knowing im done seeing my bitch of professor !!!


You grew up way too fast & now there's nothing to believe


I really thought he was gonna get rejected.


@Kelseyflm well duh! It's common sense that we are the coolest. #FuckYeah


@colin_clifford_ hahaha i know right i never sleep


@marinicaivj I'm on the prowl for snacks now!! #cantresist #yolo


WHO THE FUCK GETS FOOD POISONING THIS MUCH


Lucky break NO not sure that was the right call


If the lights flicker one more time I swear to god


Every necklace I have has so much meaning and back story to it.


@Lolonoel6 Love you Lolo, you're the best! :)


It's gonna be a sad end of the year \ud83d\ude14


Work on yourself so much you don't care what's going on around the world. However you are at least aware of what's going on and how to help.


Crowded elevators smell different to midgets


I miss my @emily_sprang \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


If only you knew how close I am to you right now!


Just so I don't have to say I spent christmas eve alone


@SamanthaFeck true... may have to make the road trip back down there just for him \ud83d\ude0d


@UrManIsAGroupie caramel latte w whipped cream. But every drink they have has MADD sugar so it might make you break out


It's so cool to see musicians I've personally met living out their dreams from hometown heroes to national TV


Instagram direct...not a fan. send a text or give a person a call. let's be real.


I'm about to fucking cry. I don't cry often.


Time to relax! Finally at my happy place... The lake! \ud83d\ude03\u2764\u2764\u2764


I have scratched my legs to hell \ud83d\ude12


There's people I want to be friends with but they don't know who I am so I don't know how to talk to them..


@HLNTV please limit the commercials today!


I wanna hang with Lil Wayne, I hope I'm black enough


If I don't like it I don't like it. I'm not hating.


I think my brothers funnier than me it's making me self concious


I'm growing up too fast, take me back to the glory days


When your manwhore fridend takes your cousin on a date. #touchheranddie #protective


Blows my mind how people find out about things


Oh how I miss the days of useless canceled school days at Grainger High


Crashing hard core...I finished the in chapter problems though. I think ill shower and then nap lol


I have to wake up at like 8:45 to go to the gym with @AnnalyseMarie3.....  That time shouldn't even exist...


this is the most frustrating game I have ever watched #NYR


@LovinTheTribe The way they've played this year, I'd say about 5 years too soon. #OH!


You get outta my face or I'm round house kick you in the face


matt is the king of passing the fuck out.


\@UnrevealedFacts: People say \"never give up\" but sometimes giving up is the best option because you realize you're wasting your time.\""


@amandanels0n what a creep! Time to bring good old Ethan in to save the day \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udcaa


Who's going to see bad grandpa with me tonight?


God I wish Jameis went to Carolina. #jameis4heisman


I need more of this in my life I swear\@mclyte: Willpower means you hold on to your beliefs and don\u2019t crumble under pressure. #unstoppable\""


I'm soooooo excited for prom. Especially since basically everyone has a date now and are going:)


I cant fuckin stand when this kid asks me to copy my homework every day. Like do your homework ?I understand if it's like once a week but no


I swear it's people like this girl that make all the problems just seem irrelevant.


Hopefully tonight's gonna be a good night.


@Real_Liam_Payne Would you ever date a fan??


The video about skinning animals is absolutely horrible. You have to be truly cruel and sadistic to be capable of something like that.


Sorry doesn't mean anything if you do it again.


I could quit the lifestyle I live but I'm having too much fun


Welp fuck me, this is going to be a painful prep


Wind 6.9 mph SE. Barometer 29.90 in, Falling. Temperature 91.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 53%


Catfish is seriously such a drama catching show


Browsing the Starbucks secret menu.. #sothirstynow


i don't feel pretty, i just feel used \ud83d\ude4d


I'm calling child services they're trying to poison me and get rid of me


Be sure to watch the NCAA Volleyball Final 4 on ESPN2 tonight... Wisconsin's coach is a Muncie Burris and Ball State grad!


I love history and I love being drunk new favorite show is #drunkhistory


Schuyler's just trying to get some like the rest of us


@TeamMinajUPMI omg I would let @Kellinquinn rape my vagina lmao


By far one of the best gifts I have gotten. #happy #blessed


@gimedatBECKY_ sorry babe \ud83d\ude29 I miss you \u2764


Sorry about all the music tweets seems to happen on long drives


@ctabernathy @skip_jr912 Real. Unbelievably real. But, fun, too. Seth needs to tame his thirst, though.


@Emily_jade98 haha that's awful cause its so true\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@POPE_isdope but seriously... I'm going to be so mad if we don't have a snow day


In order to succeed anywhere in life, you need to have a few struggles.


Eliminating all the negativity in my life! Good thoughts from here on out! #optimistic


@HXFOUR @brains4brkfst #crunk is just the beginning


@ashhaleexox3 i know you will \u263a thank you! \ud83d\udc9e\ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udc8b he loves to cuddle!


Cody stop bitching about how nobody loves you


Never take a good person for granted, because there's always someone waiting around to appreciate what u didn't


My whole house smells like incense either mom is blowing loud or she's blowing loud


@Kristin_Horsley I think you're right for sure..you destroy me every time we make plans and you bail haha


@erikalauren @weareHAWKEYE I wish you nothing but the best for your careers.


The first Fast and Furious literally NEVER gets old. #classic


Me and Lindsey say there and laughed in her room for like 15 minutes. I love having my best friend as my neighbor


@Chloe__Dawson maybe I was still planning on it


I seriously love the lady that does my hair, nicest woman in the world \ud83d\udc87\ud83d\udc86


I sure hope we don't run today. \ud83d\ude4f


I want a relationship were we can be best friends and talk about everything.


\@factsonfemales: Every day is a yoga pants day\" #allday"


If you still have a text message signature, you're an official dumbass


@kelsyoshea I am just not seeing the issue


I feel bad for the people who have daily doubles


@toto_58 suffocation on level 100 \ud83d\ude37


@nycsandygirl @SaintNadal_LFC true, true. He's playing so well, his confidence has to be high.


The Lensink Taxi Service is a great service to the community.


Yes I am 16, but I'm still going trick or treating. #dealwithit \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf6b


@juliaa_libor I can do what I want in study hall ;)


If I'm really wanting a Taengoo I want a really sweet one -w-


@Jonton9 might do the same just for shits


Thanks @ScottHanson . Only get 17 weeks of @nflredzone !!Can't miss it. Flying back 2 days early for #colts vs. manning though. #dedication


Wow THE greatest touchdown dance ever right there. #Joesphfauria


I drive at leastttt 10 mph faster when I'm listenin to Florida Georgia Line\ud83d\ude48


I need something to do today. Is that too much to ask for?


Props to the guy who almost ran me over going the wrong way on a one-way for quite possibly being the douchiest driver in all of Ann Arbor.


Someone watch life as we know it with me... Best show ever\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4f


shout out to @princessskellly because she's always there with her crappy advice, and for being mean to people like me, and beautiful.


@ellenhanna just kidding that was mean I like you some times


Sorry I don't waste my time for any ordinary bitch. I need a lady who knows what she wants and can turn heads when walking into a room


All these cranky customers that been out shopping all morning and in here bitching is about to the peoples elbow from me


Good Fellas pizza \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


@TurleyDavid @kjenkins75 go to stubhub. They have them


I break out in hives for the stupidest reasons..sensitive skin sucks\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude12


@Based_Bastard well you succeeded. \u263a


Did you kno can't put bread ties in the microwave... It catches fire @kendrathatgirl


Walker, Minnesota is officially the MILF capitol of the world.


There aren't enough hours in the day to do everything I need to do #stressed


Oh yeah free bdubs Friday!! You hate me yet @kayfloow?? #LilSisMissinOut


My boss is reading the bible on his break, what a good catholic


@therealjfitz3 bellybutton would classify about 95% of girls


Going to be a glorious sweatfest of a run this morning, but I don't care I'm just thrilled to be doing some running again


We ride together we die together bad boys for life


@hbaranick oh my gosh \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@hopelesslylazy this being poor shit is a whole lot of nope.


And by hitchhiker I mean stranded hiker and by gun I mean BB gun. \n\nDetails.


Shine bright like a diamond in the sky         Shine bright like lucifer in the sky. Diamond means lucifer and lucifer is Saran


@jade_casinae_ Hi Jade, you are a sexy and beautiful girl. You have beautiful, hair, eyes, lips also, I love your photo and you. Elmer


@Michellejane93 you will be okay. Look up!


@kemery91 it's so much fun! \ud83d\ude00


The fact that my bedroom window leads out to the roof is so clutch


Jesus Christ is always a winner in my eyes


Hate it when people slam their heels when they walk...


@Slate @nydailynews If that's how it went down, I bet he had a ciggy afterwards as well ...


note to self dont leave sketchbook assignments until the night before jesus take the wheel


@mckennamagyar @Shovonnnneee oh hey guys....


@seathhy @aaronmasterson shut the fuck up seath.


@nikkaLew it's more for volume than length but it does make them longer, and it was about $8! I'm super picky about mascara and I love it!


When I have a really cute outfit on but no one can see it bc the school is freaking cold so I have to wear a coat all day #thestruggle


I don't think I've ever been more excited in my life\u270c\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0


@_taylormiller22 Is just the cutest little thing ever. <3


Even though I get treated like a 12 year old I still had a great night.


Wait I totally slept through that whole storm...


Laying in bed after just shaving your legs is the greatest feeling ever.


Where you at December 13th? #hurry #please


American idol boooyah glad mom recorded it


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 27.1 F,\nHumidity 88% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


Legs sore but going to walk another 4 miles in a few hours. Tomorrow morning too.


not gonna lie. really bothers me when people go to my grandfathers camp that arent family.  glad my uncle bought it#rip


Here is the good news #BrickByBrick beat Floridas ass!!!!!!111111.   Wait. (Listens to a sober person whispering in my ear).  Never mind!!!1


I could use some advice from my brother right now..


We all have thrones. You can't let that stop you.


@coralinetheblue good thing you wore the combat boots.


Tired. Just wanna go home n sleep but i have a class at 4 :'(


Not ashamed to say a great Sunday means I got to watch a full episode of @CBSSunday.


Wow. Bo should yell in his headset there. Poor playcalls.


@mander1512 we be stylin and profilin when we strut in those \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc62 if only we can find them


Somewhere between psychotic and iconic, somewhere between I want it and I got it


@adonabella12 @noahlee773 what times it at


What I would do to be able to be at the first day of after school tomorrow to play with my favorite kids and staff


@JessH3ndrickson thanks for your sympathy.... #haha


Now EAS has taken over and I'm missing the shows. Come on @Comcast


I just want to fing scream, run away, fall asleep and never wake up.


@phillwithit dad and I will be attending your game


@sheseemslegit peanut butter and chocolate


@yourbestfred @biggles14 Fred here's to hoping you're having success in the negotiations.


Side effects from medicine are always worse than what you actually have.


@mantha_holden @thoughtskendalI I just saw that hahah


I fell in love with you, I don't know how, I don't know when, I don't know where... but I did.


I'm straight but I'm seeing crooked before #work


The mayor of Toronto smokes crack... hahaha


\if you have time to lean, you have time to clean\" read as im leaning, ooppsie.."


I honestly don't feel that I owe you anything.


Lost pisses me off #AllHype #NotThatGood


Haven't watched l&o svu in a week \ud83d\ude1f


I feel like an old panzy today after playing road hockey all day yesterday. #oldfolkproblems #outofshape


About to go to sleep for the night. Way to tired.


Can I punch you both in the throat already?


Am I the only person who had a decent Monday?! Everyone is being a negative Nancy! Smh.


You don't no now but you will soon\ud83d\ude08


@frannzzy hahaha and there's the occasional creep, that is surprisingly persistent!


Seventeen year old autistic son woke up sobbing and screaming he wanted to kill himself. So people complaining about dumb shit? Fuck you.


Very odd past week, feel confused on a lot of things.


Georgetown making another deep playoff run??.. Ill have something to comeback and watch when I get home


The sun is shinning, not a damn thing can get me down \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udf1e


Hangover 2....Bradley Cooper \ud83d\ude0d #mmmmm


I didn't get to listen to 5sos today what is this. #sadface


Is that your sister in left field ? Naked ? You think she'd go out with me ?


Why do people threaten people by saying they're going to leave that person for someone else. How could anyone trust you then?


I just reeeeeeeeaaalllly miss you\ud83d\ude2b


Emit just told me leggings are against dress code .. #wtf


@_AndWhoo hey, I was going to believe you !


When we have live bands playing it makes work so much more enjoyable! \ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb6


@CLE666 @V_Money27 be right in that just hold on 6 months


The thought of you talking to him make me want to vomit .


I should prolly shower and get ready for the day but I'm too damn lazy


I really need a gf bro times like this I need one lol


I am so thankful my best friend is still here\ud83d\udc9e nothing would be the same without you Mariah..


@ashreneasoko Okay I'll stop with the winky faces and the other one! Just for you though\ud83d\ude0a


@HoodieAllen #HoodieHang do you plan on coming to central Illinois any time soon?!!!


It's nice for people to play with other people's emotions.


Besides I'm never good enough for anyone anyways, so it doesn't matter. Cause people always leaves me. \ud83d\ude11


@XOXOtessa_ I'll come too... (: or I'll be BS. Lol


I'm dreading school tomorrow. Got me in all these Honor classes.


I'm just a little pissed to wake up to snow/ice on the ground.


So if I just about ran into you, don't take it personal. I did not see you there \ud83d\ude48


@Alli_zyla well even if they were drinking being kicked off is to far. How many got kicked off? Because didnt most of them just get punished


The noises my dads make when they fight<


So f#cking addicted to American horror story! Ugh only wish I had a cuddle buddy to watch it with me:/


Got me some more supps today \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude1d


@Dobber_MG no I didn't.. I really should have because I don't think I can finish this..


@PaaigeeyBoo well come here and just tell me when you're coming and hannah and I will meet you somewhere ight?


Double points just for showing up the Friday before fall break. This school knows its students too well #WVU


@K_Tambo guess who has the 2 top spots in my bracketolgy? :-)


@elliebellie1424 that is ECACTLY what I do every day \ud83d\ude02


God dang that's gonna be me. Putting men in line!


Isolation basketball is not what the Heat should be doing.  Spread the floor, ball reversals and attack.  Simple game...


it must suck seeing that my best friend got with the guy you wanted twice \ud83d\ude02 #Whooops


@MikeChiappetta the wrestling will be much more even. Johny could possibly win wrestling or standup, should be very interesting.


This is shaping up to be a less terrible week than I expected. \ud83d\udc4d


I love going to the Secretary of State.... Said no one EVER


@Luke_Da_Great17 I know it is ! But hopefully the dramas done now


Class till one then back to the 570 for the week


I just found so many weird videos lol I can't stop laughing


The pictures of you two together will NEVER stop.


If you have something negative to say about pit bulls then you have clearly never owned one


You're not the person that I knew back then


Just sitting in my bed thinking and lexie texts me \WTF well if you need a kidney ill give you one.\" Hahaha #BestFriendStatus"


@Rvoh NO, that I'm sure of. Whether or not I have the capability to embrace it in public would be another story.


@SomeKindofJesse  dude I have been inspired by this to try my hardest to make the world around me a better place


#ItsCrazyHow someone can be your everything one day, and a stranger the next


Thank god the one direction movie is out because I was close to smashing my tv because of the commercial for it


You end up doing things you said you'd never do


I'm so sick of feeling like this \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude2d


I wish I could big footing with them #jelly  #FindingBigfoot


Why are you whispering about them we are 3 states away.


@SluttyBoy_Meel @BTolomeo is that a challenge


Oh you know, it'd be cool if I could walk. #hipsoutofplace #ouchouchouch


How irrelevant is it that my face breaks out when I have to do a photo shoot :( ugh


There is something really gross about microwaving slippers. #hotbooties


@Amanda_Hall23 Haha thanks! You're awesome!


@ThatPatsGirl @librabeautyxo_ lol maybe more. I was one stupid comment away from deleting my account lol


I honestly don't even know if I want to play college anymore.


I really think my car is about to blow up.


The fact that i liked katherine in 5th grade and kaitlyn in 6th grade is beyond me


Rode my horse, cleaned Sally, drank moonshine, boxed, played basketball, drank beer and went Mudding in the freezing rain #sundayfunday


@delaney_malia is a horrible influence. \ud83d\ude32


@RatchetMeow god I hate people like that so much.\ud83d\ude29


Homework on the bus to oil city will be fun \ud83d\ude11


@shelbyvaughn21 ill a text or phone call away.


Can't sleep anymore. Welp. Time to down some knockoff NyQuil and hope for the best!


Even tho I dont like pools and cant swim..the pools here in the states at least here..Are nothin compared to the schwimmbads in Germany


Just left work. The only thing on my mind right now is bojangles and a nap


@keystonepubpa is your Whitehall location open Christmas night?


@GErepdom  what ya doing? Were u in Spanish classes earlier


Tyler Perry movie marathon \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a


Craig Culver sighting at the Baraboo Culver's today after daughter got braces off!  #custardgod


Someone please call the school pretending to be my mom/dad and dismiss me #please


I love that is snowed, but just wanna leave my house! Like why!?!? \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@Tigga95 @travboornazian I'm out of Spanish!!


@MattMurphy96 @tcaSTEALYAGIRL can you make your theme song piano man?


@cclayton45 @christy_bowgren both of you are tanning and tweeting at the same time haha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'm so happy right now. #lifesgood #subtweet (:


Climb into or private bubble and let's get into all kinds of trouble


@JakeRunsThings The Steelers are obviously playing in the preliminary game at 4:52 p.m. so yes he is \ud83d\udc4c


Shaving is for pussies.... Lol get it???


What was even going on todayyyy... Like really. #insanity


Everything's fine and then you go and fuck it up again.


@ASkrzyneki17 after you finish them orange tictacs lolz


@w_snyder_jr haha I'm more on Murray and Duper watch than anything..


@caylacummins time of our lives \ud83d\ude01


\This is 10% luck, 20% skill, 15% concentrated power of will and 5% pleasure, 50% pain and 100% reason to remember the name\""


@meqsense Haha who are they not to believe you!!


Thanksgiving at the barn today!! #pumped #earlythanksgiving


@TheShuShu_Maker okay!! Thanks girl\ud83d\ude18 can't wait to see you, I miss ya!


@bigikecomedy is a sharknado in the kitchen


I love rainbows after storms cause it shows something good always comes out of the bad and I feel like that's how people need view life


Just describing a lady's nipples and vagina in my homework. #NursingProbs #Obstetrics


c4 is def my favorite preworkout supplement


@jlfviper @WWE  Jason you do know she still works for WWE? Its a story not real


The senior hallway is so sad and empty! \ud83d\ude22


Wow I find the lead singer of Imagine Dragons extremely attractive


Glad I left you to get this sub it's delicious


Finally decided what I'm gonna be this weekend. \ud83d\ude4c


@MariaSugarmann  your going to shave your head and break a window for no reason?? \ud83d\ude12


I wouldn't complain if someone made me french toast this morning.


@GOLF_KING_66 @tgasper134 @Woodard72  Mike and I on our hot air balloon ride


I swear I'm dehydrated bc I have done nothing but drink water & tea, haven't ate anything today.


I am so lucky that I was told @StealthMoves07 about your system i've banged 8 chicks @menge_worm in 12 days


They mixed up things and pulled things from the other books but it was still a good movie. Jonathan Rhys Meyers as Valentine is my fave tho


@KelseaAnderson2 @marque_jean @m011s Wish you girls were here! Missing most of the Anderson girls.


But I don't answer, because I'm not into that shit, and no matter how fucking bad I don't like you, I'm not going to talk to him.


Why is it I can't fall asleep without music ... \ud83d\ude2b


Watching the SuperBowl with Dad!\u270c\ud83d\udc99\n#superbowl2013


I hate this feeling of not knowing what you're feeling.


@ChandlerGlass @mattscotf Little bit of both actually.


Two minutes in the bk drive though>> #superquick


When things are tough, you must be tougher.


Ellen Hopkins' books will never get old.


Done with my phone for a while. #byebyeeveryone


@CalebHarris27 is there an algorithm for it ?


I'm not telling you shit, actually. You pissed me off so I'm going to let you learn for yourself.


My boyfriends gonna be an uncle in a couple days!\u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764\n#socute


The smell of dog food makes me wanna hurl #ahhhnasty #dogchow


Driving home. Looking forward to some r&r and our own bed!


@villesfinest24 Saturday at home .\ud83d\udc4c


I keep forgetting that it's not Friday and everyone else has school tomorrow


The one thing I wanna improve in life is my job than that..Perfect friends, perfect boyfriend, I have a perfectly happy life :)


@taraxv why are you sitting on the opposite side of lecture hall


@againstxchris A friend told me about him a few months back. Love him!


New Year's Resolution to take my internet accounts less seriously~


I'm just going to sit back, strap in and prepare for the ride. Live life, what comes... comes.


I legit can't get one person to answer my phone calls


@leahmosselliott thanks for the run this morning #windy


If you & your man fight none stop, it's pretty well over. Do youse self a favor & leave.


The only flannels I've ever seen at a store are brokeback mountain bullshit I AM NOT A COWBOY I JUST WANT TO BE CUTE


I'm a little aggravated I haven't got that letter yet.. \ud83d\ude12


I feel concussed from falling on the ice today so thats what's going on in my life


I'm ready for all the snow to melt I'm done with it


At Hanover, everyone talks shit about everyone!


@ColbyOnHi You really think so? It kinda Smells Like Teen Spirit to me. #LameAssJoke


Ok rain needs to already check out  especially do Florida next week !!! I'm needing some sun and relaxation .. Don't make me change plans !


@cariiiissa The more I work the more I wish it would come true lol we have such big goals for ourselves \ud83d\udc81 \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@JennaKochanski i'll see you tomorrow night! ily2 babe


@Rellam20 clearly look at you. #ratchet :)


Friday can't come soon enough! #family            #nymills


I think I'm dying, hate being sick.:((((((


@hannahgarvin @ButlerKellie @lilyyyy2 oh i dont know any of those people


#Cincinnati has never looked so good. @SAOyler way to go!!!


@RobDolese @TreyDeschamp  @depreo like I said, I looked hard at both schools. It's what you make of them. Don't get mighty because of costs.


So glad that Jaylen is mine and only mine & there isn't a person in the world that could take him from me.


@RefractorMan he's a real \winner\" lol"


I am seriously in love with this new update, I don't care what anyone says about #iOS7 \ud83d\udc9a


@TheLoneBellow PS -- their chapel is breathtaking.


@wasatchbeers I can only pick one?? Pearl Jam is definitely up there. Ooh. The Toadies, PM5K and Seven Mary Three definitely rank as well.


I need to stop being so sad \ud83d\ude12


First year ima not gunna have a midnight kiss inna while :(


Now whoever tries to call you on your bullshits a hater?


I miss being close with my dad, but nothing will ever be the same.


I wish I could just wake up and everything be better but sadly I guess it don't work like that...


I wanna go night swimming!! \ud83d\ude01


Everyone is so excited to come back to Iup and I have been here for over a month and I can't wait to go home for four days #summerclasses


@wachellll I had a lovely time to day and it was amazing seeing you I love you be happy please


That dissatisfying moment when you realize you only shaved one of your legs. #whoops


I fear losing the only thing I've ever held so close.


I'm about being single, seeing double, makin tripleeee


When old lady's are talking about cheap thongs but they really mean flip flops #lololololol #mindfuck


Sally is about to murder me cause I keep calling her Sal #canthelpit #srynotsry


#whatpeopledontrealize is that cheating is VERY damaging. Shapes the person to be more afraid of commitment & just plain damages them.


Thank you officer for wasting my time and for that lovely speeding ticket you gave me! #ArkansasCops #idiots


Nerlens Noel just proved that the future is unpredictable. Savor what you are blessed with, while you still have it. #Blessed #TGBTG


@Chloe_Potter101 lol that's how I was 2 nights ago


It's seems that my friends don't want to talk so I will be taking NyQuil


Can someone tell me what king cake is people keep talking about it? #replytweet #ilovecake


@rachelprincipe I wuv you thank you babe


This morning me an my mom wrote out my diet for the next month. This grinds unreal


It's not like you'd care if I was sad or not. You'd just yell at me anyways like you always do. \ud83d\ude14


@justinbieber Nothing Like Us describes my life right now.  The piano, your voice, the lyrics. It made me actually DANCE to it. I LOVE it<33


@Dread_On_Me25 awe that's even worse!! Poor Taylor !


Ridin' just came on my Pandora and it reminded me of grade school when you'd always say mowing instead lololol @Tanner_Litton


I remember when the back street boys were the jammmm! \ud83c\udfa4


Movies like these make me not want to ever go on a vacation with just my girl friends #weendupmissing


I should not be awake right now ...#ohwell #goodconvogoin


I love that one of the guys I work with calls me Tod. Close but no.


Why can't I be like everyone else and be in a relationship.  All i want is a girl i can love and call mine.


I remember when I walked all over people to get what I wanted, too. #butwait


#SheMightBeToYoungIf she hits you up on MySpace


@halenator I'm assuming you didn't make that at the Caboose?!


I'm gonna be so tired tomorrow! \ud83d\ude34


$130 tab then a $201 tab are you shitting me fellas


@VivaLaAnnalie I'll be sure to keep that in mind.


After having worked at a McDonald's, about the only reason I'll stop at one now is to take a piss.


of course class meetings & class officer speeches would cut into health


Deciding right now that I'm not going to my 9:30


I hate being sick #fever #boo \ud83d\ude37


There are absolutely no words to describe how much I love and respect my mother


They can never keep the lead ... I swear \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude12


I need something to do tonight.. Give me plans


Nathan takes longer to get ready than a girl


Why's there snow outside. Make it stopppp


Do white girls really tan if they don't post a laying out pic? Lol, unanswered questions..


You can do much better than me.. You've been told\ud83d\udc8b


@whyitsorbet @ashxbashhh you're just jealous


I want to live in a world where Glee doesn't exist


\This is why you can't get a boyfriend, you make those stupid, ugly faces.\" Thanks mom \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d"


after finding out what \Lent\" is I've decided it's complete bull.shit."


@jennygardiner Why do all these contestants agree to move to where the BACHELOR lives? Tell him NO, ladies! #bachelor


@MikeFunke whatever your reason is, just sleep. That's what I do haha.


Dear God, please bless me to be sent home early from work \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


How does this happen two nights in a roww omgg #fuck


I hope today is just as nice out. I got a lot of energy stored up from winter out of my system yesterday. Lol


And everyone here is well aware of that. #prevtweet


This kid I used to work with but go to college with now told me how much his ex girlfriend hated me and talked to me. I loled


@Cmw2412 hey do you ride up to the games with your dad?


@Ess_Jay_Eff it was a pretty sweet monday lol


my perfect dream guy is @OfficialSoMo #WhatABabeee


What kind of accent does Tara Reid have? Where has she been? #sharkafterdark


I'm pretty sure people from the lehigh valley don't know how to accept people from other walks of life #truth #lehighvalleynotfriendly


@Itscodyman @camqpool ew cam. And I have no response my twitter does suck :(


The guy at the massage kiosk at the mall asked if I wanted a massage to make my night better. I know I look bad in hats but dang


Blessed and grateful for waking up to another day


my parents lost Stella in the house and spent 2 hours looking then a minute after I walk in the door she comes running up to me\ud83d\ude0d #shelovesme


I'm about to call you out. Would that be appropriate?


@BaileyScarberry It really did.. \ud83d\ude33


I don't understand why people complain so much about the weather. first it's too cold, then too rainy, then too hot. just enjoy it for it!


Class is cancelled, &even though I have an exam tomorrow of course my immediate reaction is to work out. #nomorestudying


@c_hull15 @bmerryman29 haha who knew you needed to practice?


I'm pretty sure @ABecker_6 screamed like a little girl in, \Insidious 2!\""


Hey @daveryankdwb you man crush just won a golden globe.


Gonna get a spray tan for the hell of it with @haleyy_myers & @alleneakathryn


So I survived my first semester of college. Defeated my finals. And now it's time to go home. #finally


Cause I can't tell if we're both kidding about being \best friends\"."


#TeamMarkus @MarkusMulvi28 you would wreck Blake any day


@IMIKEIPALME_ I was gonna say what's up but I had to get going to work.


For me, like so many others, running is the answer. Out on the road it is just you, the pavement, and your will. John Bingham


Giving orders? Haha i will when I'm ready


My alcohol tolerance is high as fuck when I'm drunk- Ryan grooms


I did it for the girl dancing in the sunset \u2600\ufe0f


I remember whenever I was ill or sick @CassiePelland7 would make me feel all better and shove food down my throat. Miss youu \ud83d\ude18


no idea what I'll be eating for dinner tonight


@jclaus23 you're hilarious Jackson.. \ud83d\ude12


The wind is picking up outside.... IT'S COMING


I do not remember bailey snoring before we left for break, but good god this has got to stop \ud83d\udc7f


@cigar505 wow....Mexican?? I thought we were friends Zachery!


@ComcastMike stop being terrible and fix @Djm42185 's cable.


Seems like everyone's missing someone tonight..


Everybody must be jealous of our fan base if they think we are the meanest.Ha!I think I'm a very nice person as long as u aren't mean to me


@ChrisChin7 haha I looked ur last day was yesterday. oh well who cares


Play League with me so I know it's real\u263a


I'd rather have a girl with flowers in her hair \ud83c\udf3a than diamonds on her neck \ud83d\udc8e


Its 2:30 in the morning and I'm still playing football. Sweet.


@lauraorlo4 lol, my bad. It's the Italian.


Literally had Justin Timberlake songs in my head all day but I'm not complaining\ud83d\ude0a


Girls on twitter right now are like I bet Campbell will score in double OT


Why can't I have a hot neighbor who ends up falling in love with me and we sneak out together and meet up in front of our yards wish he was\u2764


The Central New York PGA wins the Assistants Association Ryder Cup 10.5 to 9.5. Thank you @thebtolnarpga and Blue Heron Hills GC for hosting


Good luck on your finals 2morrow:) 1 month down & 3 more to go!! So proud of you!!! @darienwebb12


@montgomery7695 that would be better then this


My body feels amazing. Despite being sick. Exercise does improve mood.


@JKslollipopgirl haha no we kept the vacation going and just boarded our flight to Chicago now.


@nklgarwood sometime either Thursday, Friday, or Saturday


@katiereceveur99 A blanket, Body mist, and chocolate\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@TheJordanCarr okay... maybe my best friend jordan and my mom are an exception. :) hahahaha since of course you did tell me right away! \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc6f


One if those morning where it feels great to just sleep in class.\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4


Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures


@ayers_hope isn't that mean?! I think she's hinting something...


@emma_perona for real,I'm watching it now


@MargoWhat mainly because theyre the worst band in the B1G....


When I build a computer I'm going all out. Highest end stuff I can find.


why isn't there a little ginger one of these \ud83d\udc66?


On the other hand, my only free days are tomorrow and wednesday until, not this Sunday, but next Sunday... #stillupset


Nap time for this grumpy girl \u263a\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4


Ok I'm ready to drop my college fund tonight #BlackFriday


9 months today with @Coltdude23! I love you babeeee! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Taylor swift bought a house in watch hill, were gunna chill


@IGGYAZALEA will you come with me to @diplo this wednesday at summerfest?


Hai wants me to come cuddle her and sleep


Sometimes it'd just be nice if that one person would send you a long text saying exactly how they feel & what their intentions are #dreaming


Can't wait to watch #PatXO after Rangers game. Great honor to have met her years ago. Absolute greatness!!!


Boston fans, get the fuck out, nobody asked.


Tried making a wish and blowing the eyelash off my finger like 10 times and it never blew off... Guess that wish was a little far fetched!


I get my license in exactly a month!(((:


@Star929Radio groovin on green...is it happening in the rain tonight?


Somebody should come over and watch movies with me. #reallytho


Dang AZ play at 11:30 tomorrow.. I wanna watch


at least tomorrow's my first day in legit forever that i don't have school and/or work


Having a roommate who doesn't keep up with bills is awful


@dj1_2 that is seriously an understatement. hahaha.


@ptxberries omg I love that one too! Me and my mom rode in the front omfg.


@fhnixon you are seriously the best example of a true man. Stay happy & continent in your life. #happynewyear #mentakenote


When I'm falling I'm in peace. It's only when I hit the ground it causes all the grief.


@HobblesMcGee DUDE I could give you mine. It\u2019s pimp. Graphite.


@kyleighgrace121 NO NOT TABATHA OH MY GOD


@slimraerae why are you not here today??


You may weep cause your weakened\n& everything seems so bleak nd the light that your seekin It begins to seep in


The memory is rising fast, it's seeping in through every crack. Oh it's funny how it all comes back, when you're trying to forget it.


Ive been waiting for that day for over a year now. Holy shit.


Blasting Get Lucky in my room because reasons


If anyone tells you that Junior year is easy, they are a liar.


receive my prayer language?  which bible passage says i should want this?  oh right, it's not in the bible #awakeningrevival


@GennaBoyce do you guys have a lot of free time?


wish I could go back in time and NOT give 2 weeks notice to my previous employer


I'm like the only white girl who doesn't think Duck Dynasty is the second coming of Christ.


@_jessbake this song goes out to all the babies mama's... Mama's mama's.


Andddd you don't care either. Whatevvvaa.


@WalkCassie Oh heyyy, you have a picture!\u261d


Joel's mad cause I'm funny and smith is passed out


Brainiac choice of the day: to dive under a big wave wearing Rx eyeglasses. Looks like I'll be wearing contacts now. #stupidblondemoment :-/


Hmm people seem to be writing essays and doing college stuff...I guess I should get in that.


But i caaaaaant wait to spend the night in the cape tomorrow \ud83c\udf7b


@Kleier30 @JimmyJimJamesM @BallsOfCheese55 dude I sent you one 6 hrs ago.


Can you stop telling people I'm \too good\" for things? Thanks"


K. Kerion shut up with your life lesson tweet reading \ud83d\ude02


Just kiss me under the mistletoe \ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc8b


Pounding my head on a wall seems more thrilling then playing basketball right now


When my phone hits 69% I let out a small giggle.


Thank god is Friday. \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude0d


It's 5 o'clock Somewhere comes on the Radio while on my way to Work on a Monday Morning #WhatATease


When Blackhawk is on the radio when u get in the car>>>> it's going to be a good day


@birbigs I would shit myself after 2 cups


Fuck yea French Toast for dinner\ud83d\udc4d


@iitsemma12 I just had my interview today.


My genres of music that I listen to legit is always getting mixed up. I'm always listening to something different. I'm loving the variety


I like when money makes a difference but don't make you different


#ThereIsADifferenceBetween loving and being in love


@Teddy_L_Ryan why you retweeting so much!!


Dion Lewis broke his leg \ud83d\ude22FACK


Sometimes all you need is a wake up call to realize what you need to do to get back on track #thanksreality \ud83d\udc4d


I hate my phone. I think it's time for a new one


@wes_sandquist if I remember right it's 6000 seats, but for the best seats show up early


@JRyanPotts77 Its good stuff. Easy in, valet and can walk between a bunch of diff places. Cool bar at Maude's, great cocktails.


can't wait to get back on my gym grind tomorrow morning with daddy. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udcaa later fatasss


Will I ever wake up from this nightmare? #dayumm


Due to numerous peoples confusion on last tweet. I am sorry. The 140 character limit could not do it justice.


The only way I'm gonna make it through this term paper is having BANGERZ on repeat\ud83c\udfb6


When you fall asleep on the couch and accidentally wake up at four am and have to get up and go to your room <<<


Congrats Olli Maatta, dudes been so good this season


Everything I see reminds me of snowboarding!  #ugh #missingit


This tight rope walk is insane \ud83d\ude31 over the Grand Canyon!?


If you want it done right, hope you're ready to go all night


I get nervous some times because I can't help but over think.


Fuck summer school seriously ew \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b


@CoreyHud21 aww well thank you! Your a sweetie. How have you been? \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


@haleyraebostic me and my brother are talking about how freakin adorable your kittens are! #sojealous


I wish I had a group of friends like the people on How I Met Your Mother.


Wish I could see myself though someone else's eyes


I'm biased but I don't remember another show with so much hype & chatter leading up to the premiere like #BreakingBad is getting on Twitter.


Deleting you completely out of my life was the best thing I could've ever done for myself #amazingfeeling #youareadick


@BuckiNick7 @SFloridaDawg easier said than done!


13 GOING ON 30 IS ON. I've seen this movies so many times but I love it\ud83d\ude0d


I have the best bestfriend ever \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc4d


@MileyCyrus the amount of hate i have for you is undescribable and i cant wait until your shitty, pop star career turns into your nightmare


Two and a half years ago I lost my best friend. #rip #AJS


12 days until @boburnham is in Columbus !! #Excited


Emmy Award, can you tell that tv is my best companion while I'm home alone!


National idgaf so you should probably stop talking day \nAka everyday


@AdamMcLean9 and I think there's a LDS temple in Ohio so we will be covered on that side of things


Being grounded and work is a great combo. Love it!


Thought you'd always be there for me\ud83d\ude14


Watching movies should be my occupation.


My classroom is so hot it's unbearable. Get me out of here.


I wish someone else was in as goofy of a mood as I am \ud83d\ude0b


@kobegrobe sure thing! Plenty of room at our place!


if your gonna complain about snow then why are you in New England?


Wearing jeans and a flannel to work today. I love this weather \ud83d\ude0a


freshman \I LOVE COLLEGE.\" \n\nit's like day 3."


I ain't as good as I'm gonna get. But I'm better than I used to be


Had my first hot tottie today. I should get sick more often


I would blow a clown for a cheeseburger right now


Is it really necessary for you to stand outside the door while I take a drug test? I can't pee when I know you are listening. \ud83d\ude16


@markham_lauren Oh I already know! No new to shove it in my face \ud83d\ude29


Giving in and having myself some BBQ chicken fingers and fries. \ud83d\udc4c


@triknot2stair Bumpers wouldn't even help me since I don't throw gutters lol


@nathanfast at least I still have Lloyd #hesperf #neverwearssocks


Oh flounder, don't be such a guppy! #littlemermaid


forever not being able to sleep because of back problems


I love new job, I love my patients, their parents...well that's something else a completely different story...


I love getting pictures printed & picking out frames!


I honestly thought work would be a lot more worse than this considering I have only had 2 1/2 hours of sleep lol


Its the first Christmas, pilgrims. Happy Christmas, pilgrims.


That was the highlight of my week so far.


Why the hell is this YouTube add in Spanish?


@AbbyWatkins7 we both did, hahah. But yes I wish we could go back! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c


Mcdonalds is trying to tell me they are out of hamburgers.  Thats like the liquor store being out of liquor.  The universe will implode now.


you tried to lie and say I was everything. I remember when you said \I'm nothing without you\""


Lol we don't normally talk which we used to all the time. I miss you! But you're nice & funny. \ud83d\ude0f


So I wanna swim.. Is this too much to ask?


@Carriee_xo I spilled ranch dressing on them


@thatdudebrianb you're welcome. \ud83d\ude11


Oh..ya because hearing leaves scurry then coyotes howling is always reassuring as I'm struggling to open my door \ud83d\ude23


@Rev_Mother Correction. The Minns Lectures are NOT being live streamed.  There are three cameras recording video. Next Year! #minnslecture


@HellfyreClub wish you guys were accepting demos :(


@MarieCashmere I'm so over it right now.


I just miss that boy!! It's crazy. It is so unreal.


don't get me wrong I don't skate never have never will but like I will never consider that little bundle of people \skaters\" lol"


can i like travel to high schools and middle schools to tell my life? like. i've inspired quite a few people already..


But I'm telling you it won't be enoughhhhhh.


It would be cool if you weren't so ignorant and dumb


Blow by Ke$ha is so much better without the auto tune


@JONNY_HALE_BUZZ pretty sure you just described @mandoliinee


Dang I don't even gottt my storm buddiee\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude30\u26a1\u2614 @Pinky4Ever_412


I retweet often- because so many people have such great stuff to share! <><


@apjones_xox omg your tweets make you sound like you are retired haha addicted to the day time talk/ game shows girl!


8am final I haven't studied for? I got it. \ud83d\ude0f


S/O @jumpman765 and @misschelle77 for being my best guy and girl friends, and @HopeMarieNoe for being the best girlfriend. #Love #6kTweet


I really don't trust waking myself up in the morning. I could sleep till 2 everyday if it was up to me.


@GotFrecklesBish @themikeisright_ @_kyndranichelle \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


@ders808 could have swapped Willis for any other action star changed the name and it would have been the same movie. #thanksbutnothanks


@sandyawwad mashy ya 3asl! B3mlk shay wa ahla k3k bil 3alam \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude18


@cphilpot12 chase you're such a pessimistic person \ud83d\ude14


@MissHypnotic_ good for you!!! About time u stood up for yourself;)


Just ran thru Cbus in the pouring rain for 5 min #nbd


Pissed off is an understatement \ud83d\ude21


The good news is I lost all the Thanksgiving weight. The bad news is it all came off of my boobs \ud83d\udc4e


that joe boxer commercial makes me very torn. there's so many beautiful men I cannot decide where to look\ud83d\ude0d


OMG Miley are you horny making all your music videos?


@AlvinTran6 awh thanks Alvin!! I miss your crazy ass!


So is there an anatomy quiz tomorrow or not people


Love hate relationship with this feeling


I love movies with a mind twist of an ending.


Well i just wasted an hour of my life watching vines, so there is that...


I really need to talk to @Carlyn2015 like now!:(


That's enough time for me to make up 100 excuses why your taking forever.


@stinson2614 penguins like the actual animal or the hockey team??


@justinthelord HAHAHAHA YOU WANNA FUCKING GO?


It should be a law stating Jeans can't be worn in summer. #work #hot


I love @shelby_stamps \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude18


checked my snap chat for the 1st time today: 3 dogs, 1 toilet filled with feces and 1 person sitting on the toilet disposing of feces #nice


@PaulT_11 PAUL are you really gonna come?!


@nicolb4ck @adam_ISOS I wish I had boobs too. So badly.


After she move we will brush our teeth and get us some breakfast


@brooklynnbaird @Summer__Set #Truth @threedaysgrace


Everyone is on fire tonight \ud83d\udd25


Today has been the strangest day ever.  Hope everyone is having a wonderful Thursday..mine is definitely one from the #TwilightZone


Im addicted to getting or wanting something new


Friendly's is too classy for us right now


@GrillHappiness @typennington I really like the flowers in The Gourd what great Gourd Decor Ty. :)


$130 in cash, solid.\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\ude0e


The fact we have no school on Friday >>>


When is it gonna quit storming.. #hatethisshittttt


Alex stop snap chatting me you annoying faggot


Twitter ruined pretty little liars for me ...


This summer is Definately not what I expected


The one person who knows me inside and out >


keep your friends close and your enemies closer.


Watching a movie with my dad is the worst... All he does is snore. \ud83d\ude10


@SaborPgh @dozenbakeshop You're so welcome.


I wonder what your mom thinks seeing people sleepover your house and hangout there that you've talked shit about to her


@austin_edye that was the cheapest FIFA game I've ever seen. Ask Zac and he'd say the same thing


Fuck you horoscopes and your truthfulness!!!!!!


@hillis14 I'm glad I'm not the only one! It's going to be awful trying to get to work..


I'm a huge Taylor fan but Luke shoulda had that \ud83d\ude01


Uhhhhhgg why can you just be happy when I say these things.


@AryannaHemphill what does desperate housewives have to do with glee?


@camrysmouse right then don't pay attention when I use it


@LaurenKrause1 just woke..looked at those pics again...#stillLaughing


I'm about 90% sure there are more middle eastern people in Detroit than there are white people and black people.


@Harpers1Niter I know! Chris said my name wrong but oh well it always happens,


@elizadushku I was wondering do you still have your Buffy moves?


Gotta wait till Monday to practice. I'm missing out on competing #SMH


Whenever I date someone I let them know that I want it to end badly about 6 or 7 times before we actually want to slit each others throats


I always randomly subtweet about how minx I love Joelle\u263a\ufe0f I don't even mean too \ud83d\ude48


The new Kinect is an amazing piece of technology.


Just called @kolekick boo\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


You say you're over me, you always end up under me.


Life is a challenge, lately I have encounter a few difficult ones I have lost a close friend with a stupid decision but that's life mistakes


\@Flyin18T: Logano fails post race inspection after Nationwide win at Dover  \r\r \rNO SURPRISE @penskeracing cheats & makes deals. @Joeylagano"


I'm about to just walk somewhere so I feel like less of a bum. Maybe people will think I actually have shit to do...


I actually can't wait for this weekend @Em3Mae !!! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09


I wish my brain had an off switch #latenightthinking


I'll go ahead and give credit to @CarlieMaeC for predicting the whole \True Alpha\" concept about three episodes ago."


With all the drug references in the songs from the '90s, how did they get anything done?


We can do this. After that, anything can happen.


@taychristina3 who are we talking about what did I miss


THIS DUDE BIT OFF THIS GIRLS FINGER . OMGGG


Triple cheeseburger with bacon \ud83d\udc4d


@Misiak5 that got us real far didnt it!!


Wish I could watch the mentor game today \ud83d\ude14


Might as well not study for piece wise function since I'm gonna fail and I have a headache


Jesus Christ I can't explain how much I hate this kid


@BradieeLynn \ud83d\ude02whatare you confused about?


Lauren always favorites my 11:11 tweet, every night. \ud83d\ude01


@Real_NationGang don't say such things , you're no bum ..


I don't wanna lose this feelin, i don't wanna close my eyes


@heckman_20 I can't believe it's been 45 days it legit feels like two weeks ago


I have foam earplugs with me at all times.


I stop smoking tmrw I decide I need help


@SpicyKimchiS0up @2pink4you2chew do you guys think anyone ever read it?


Well I hope u can trust me again #SubTweet


That papers not due till the 8?! #ofcourse #its230am \ud83d\ude16


Not because of who I am, but because of what you done, not because of what I've done but because of who you are. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4f\u261d #WhoAmI


Hi @CaraHach. good luck with you're bra problems love you\u2665


said you loved me, but now you flippin' like reciprocals


Miley Cyrus is not a whore! Y'all don't say that now ya hear


I get along so much better with the people I went to school withs' parents, rather than getting along with people my own age. #IsThatWeird?


@NHLBruins the bruins have a game tomorrow think about it


Face Timed with @diick_too_bomb while she was at work \ud83d\ude1c


@Chris_Smoove ---How much are the tix u buy?


@bethmariespeed @forBecky SO WHEN AM I MOVING TO ENGLAND TO LOVE YOU GUYS


11,000 pounds of fuel in a space shuttle is burned per second on liftoff... That's crazy!


@Laughing_liv sick neither does she clearly if you're getting involved this is between me and her no one else bye


Baby, please tell me you're not leavin' and it's just the rainy season.


So many firsts with you... And I feel like I wasted it all... #sucks


Woke up from my nap to find that my family has already eaten dinner. My mom then hands me an apple and says \Bon appetite\""


@windowsphone can you please fix this autocorrect? I will NEVER EVER say, \fixing my cat\" or \"my cat is broken.\""


Why am I the only one who tweets in the morning?


Literally woke up at 8:30 and laid in bed until just now because I was scared my nightmare was real


You brought your 10 year old son to Starbucks to sit in a chair while you sit on your phone and don't talk? #fatheroftheyear #goplayoutside


Accepting applications for a cuddle buddy \ud83d\ude01


I think Jeff is the only boy who understands the female brain


@squeeker_2012 if I text or call it say the number itsnt in service


Single. Gah, I'm a terrible person. #ohwell


Just wanna say thank you for being a good guy #AskFitz


I have like three people on my timeline doing nothing but complaining about the mean questions they get on ask.


Revaluation your life and finding things essential. Losing weight is a must.


1.55 we got the same kicks;) and your one of my closest lady friends lol


Michael Strahan is on one of my training videos \ud83d\ude2d ohh hai gappy!


Wish this kid would just buy the subbie already. #foundatrucj


I feel like a single parent. Having to go to football games, practices, school meetings all by myself.


@just_CHELin just read one of you and Reilly's conversations on aim.....I'm speechless


Just got a 94% on my soc test. I'm in disbelief. That 30 mins of studying really paid off


@wHampton2013 lets leave at 11:30 and go get lunch


I'm going to wake up with this 10 foot cord around my neck! #tossandturn #iphonecharger


@__metcalf If Tyler can do it, anyone can do it! Hahah


@lexihoward_ a store in Arizona called the wave


@Kaitlyn_Rose17.I couldn't agree with u more! My nose is in a terrible shape


@KennyPPParrish you have 10 absences in first period. \ud83d\ude02


#SomeDayiHopeToSee the US become a proud country again.


I'm so excited to see this is us! @kelly_geringer @maddie_boop27


Girls day \ud83d\ude18 these nights are the best


@Grnbuddz_6 scout some state land up there and we will hunt next year when I'm up there dude


Happiness has its own way of taking its sweet time.


Conway, The Opossum, Merle, Johnny, Willie are riding with me this morning on this beautiful Sunday in the south.


@Ohhitstish I'm sorry \ud83d\ude01 we didn't try to be


We're doing a softball organization in memory of Donny, our uniforms are going to be pink. Team Kelsey will be on the back. #TeamKelsey


The only thing I drink during the season is Gatorade and water.


I like campus with 80 people here, not 1,200. #goaway


Today's has been great:) #best girlfriend ever


Getting up @ 5 to leave \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude2d. To bad I'm not an ounce tired


Go look at the ring around the moon tonight. Really beautiful!


SOMEONE COME FIX THE HEADLIGHT ON MY CAR!!!! Fmlllllll.


@coopscats02 the pink/orange one is for my daughter. The other two are mine.


I feel asleep for five hours and I haw no fucking clue what's going on right now


One tree hill just makes everything better.


@sarajupiter_x wtf is this? Is this fricking recycled?!


Some guy in line for subway just paid for our meal #fuckingawesomedude @quinnschick2


@mengegrace18 i mean i probably should but i just really wanna play


@k_bro21 alright ill text you after the next one! Tell everyone I said good luck!


What a great show tonight so happy my baby was there,  so excited to get home and work on drag planning and cuddles with the boy ;) xoxo


@raw300club he was born with a sweater;)


Posting something on social media is just as bad as talking behind someone's back... Like what's the difference?


You can cut up @GreenDay stickers to spell \gay nerd.\" the stuff you find in cd booklets when you read them. #uselessfacts"


Thank you for being a friend. Watching season 3 of Golden Girls


@gav_k_18 I shoulda came down tonight #fml


Lets Go #Bruins end this tonight. I will gladly take a refund for my game 5 tickets for tickets to the next round. #becauseitsthecup


\Life is precious, stay close to Jesus, babe\""


By the amount of hair I am loosing you would think I'm bald! Wahh


I know what you're thinking, I don't need your reasons


@_sofacouch shoulda read that yesterday.


716- we were always laughing, and never listening in Government. Your a good friend and you crack me shit up


I'm gonna get in early on the Geno Smith hate.


@emmskiiiii he was def a hard guy to lose! I don't mind Rossi anymore but at first I was ticked hahah


@JW_SpaceCadet3 yeah you still need 2 more. Some account actually posted an All-Prison Team


Seeing people tweet about food is making me more hungry\ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udf74 #needfood


@ethanneben do your parents make you wear one of those little hats?


@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\u263a


@caitlin_rowe I know jess j doesn't, do u know why jess in deli quit


@MomOfDahvieBigD this lady can tell people off when you see what she says you have to say DAMN


The hoagies that the band sells \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0b


Sometimes I winder if you say stuff like that to get under my skin #ItsWorking


I wish @MattJEspo could take my ap bio test tomorrow instead of me \ud83d\ude14


@jordandunkel @mphermann That whole situation turned into being all my fault somehow when I was just standing there...ha.


I have an obsession w white chocolate kit kats & Reece's cups \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@GinaMinton Thanks for all the positive thoughts and prayers! Had a good dr. visit, we go back in 6 months!


@KennyHamilton heyyyyyy I live by Cleveland


@gpauly101 omg i am too! i miss you soooo much! \ud83d\ude29 I want you to come to fair so text me sometime!! #loveyouboothang


My bus just left Victoria...\n#holyshitkillmenow


Why? Because brains are terrible screwed-up tangles of crap. It\u2019s a wonder they work at all.


@HGurk7 what's going on with gap and draft


@Matt_Rich_Ang52 vacations end...and tattoos are forever


If you get a girls name tattooed you on you, you better be damn sure she doesn't look like THAT forever


If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough.


This kid just broke the the glass in a watch with a slap damn!


Love this time of year. All i need now is some warm weather for a bonfire in the back yard and country music blasting #herewego


I wonder what it's like to sleep in \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude34


\@TeensInLove: I've learned that you cannot make someone love you. All you can do is stalk them and hope they panic and give in.\""


Ginger!!! Can't find you in the program. Congratulations though. @ColoradoStateU


ONE WEEK. it's been 1 week that I haven't been able to taste anything. It has been the hardest week of my life. I just want to taste again \ud83d\ude14


I'm glad me and this elevation can finally meet.


Italian in my stomach, Foreign smell foreign belt, Half a thousand dollar outfit, Of course I feel myself. #alianza


LOST ALL RESPECT FOR @MileyCyrus #SorryNotSorry


@taylordurnil411 my hairs already blonde because its ombr\u00e9 bit I just need it a little lighter


@howYAdern21 Lex you need to be happy! (:


@megannnicoleeee so much less painful than waxing and I hate tweezing. It's awesome


I could dedicate Mariah Carey's - Obsessed to a lot of you


Did not mean to tweet that \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Chris Anderson is the definition of white trash. You're gross.


I can't wait to leave here when I turn 18. \n#smalltownproblems


Ahh!! Just worked out!! The whole family is getting committed to this! Woohoo  #healthyfamily


Its only been an hour and a half hellllp I'm fucking dying.


On way to see the Mountaineers play and hang out with the first daughter @CARMS44   #GoApps #luvmyyoungn


@A_BrooksJohnson haha whatever turd.  I'll punch you


@rockerchick_46 haha I'm becoming a lumberjack , chainsaw loving dude haha


\You made a shrimp smoothie. Why would you do that pal?\" \n\"Because I was hungry and thirsty!\""


The fact that there is only one advent candle left >


@_arued haha yeah they wanted to take pictures and I thought they ended up coming out pretty good!!


this is the worst pain I have ever felt in my entire life \ud83d\ude29 \ud83d\ude35\ud83d\udd2b #omfg


@AMack9273 what did u do your lesson plan over in edu. tech??? I don't get it.


@A_Los80 @t_bake08 better not drive home ninja!


Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago.


when professor mcgonagall steps up in front of Harry and then everyone cheers aka the happiest moment of my life


@MaddieErica will do!! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


What people are willing to risk their lives doing while they're driving just to get somewhere two minutes quicker disgusts me.


@WriteOnSteph oops didn't mean to send that but such an honor \u2764\ufe0f lol


Oh and everything is alright. Thank you all for the kind words. <3


@deniallinme thank you  I'm learning this song on my piano called to build a home it's by the cinematic orchestra you should check it out


@k_Lynn1223 send me another candy crush invite and I'll break your phone. You've become one of them.


@Lovedingoo you gotta be too tall for those


So much laundry. There's not enough closets in this house for all my clothes. \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc5a\ud83c\udfbd\ud83d\udc56\ud83d\udc58\ud83d\udc59\ud83c\udfbd\ud83d\udc56\ud83d\udc58\ud83c\udfbd\ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc56\ud83d\udc58\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc59\ud83d\udc56


The fact that I left work in a really good mood thanks to my boss :) #BrowniePoints @elizbrunn


@RachelBice dude its halloween, turkey day, thenn christmas don't get too excited my love lol


Nick Saban and coach Veidt have the same concepts and philosophies


@SteveNash_ fuck I better get that done...


Graham's buying me fuzzy socks for Xmas love him so much \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude1a


@aleesacubero OMFG. I MISS YOU SOO MUCHHH!\u2665\u2661\u2665 & thankkkk youu :)))


You can't shoot me down cause you've already knocked me dead


Every dance class I'd even want to take at fsu falls in the fall semester instead of spring.....shit. ):


#Attention people smoking cigarettes in pictures you don't not look cool what so ever. #dumbasses


@seebaumer most definitely did the buck horn roll tonight #attaboy


Love remains humble when the world seems to rumble


@WhiteChiefKeef just finished chapter 2 and it's baller dude


@coltray6 @KeileeNicoleray good job colt\ud83d\udc4f hahaha merry Christmas!


@Chief_Moocah @georgebilliris you know i am.. And Im making GB play lol


Knock, knock. Who's there? What did the banana say to the pumpkin? I don't know. It didn't talk, it just waved. Ben's latest joke.


Well 2013 really didn't go as planned. Not sure if its a good or bad thing.


Fighting does not make you a bad girl . Great words by the one & only Tanisha .


Don't stress over people that don't even deserve to be an issue in your life.


If anyone cops an attitude today I'm NOT going to have it


This @Neveleband song almost had me in tears... Its such an epic song. Congrats guys. Have yet to cease to amaze me.


Ugh now I have a fever!! So ready to feel better


@lily_clancy pat and his skate team were all up here cause they had a competition a few towns over


I'm pretty sure @C_Bizzle13 favorites every tweet that talks about my mom


Passed out with light on and all last night


@RLEbrandon I talked to you a few nights ago on the phone and you said that you'd tweet me once you read my letter, have you? :)


Always there for people who could care less about me


I mean what's the point of a flipagram you can't even see the pictures in it cause its going so fast..


Drop Kicking And Destroying Snowmen That People Make >>>>> \ud83d\ude4a


@J_G_Blatt hahahahahahaha loser \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Does @SydneySanders20 have a man? & does big burrito know about this?


@reillyhoward22 @marcy_lindsey Hey it was a lot of fun! She's great! \ud83d\ude0a


Just realized I get paid every Friday and each pay check is 950.50 I don't mind working for 12 hours at night 7 days a week for that money!


Walking home in the dark was probably the scariest thing I've done.


@Derek_Lauer haha it's all good!! \ud83d\ude02


@chris_rocco1 he's been staring a lot lately


@ashley__tapper I don't even care. I've been waiting to see him for so longggg


They shoulda brought back Mark Jackson just for the finals and have Inside The Nba as the post game show


@breannemichaels is Kelsey holding a kitten


Did I just hear a fucking drag race outside my house at 4am?


Everything is bothering me today my apologizes


@RyanOp25 @kevin_thomas43 never said I didn't like foles but tebow would tank it


Sometimes I forget I'm mad young... I'm the youngest of a lot of circles I'm in but somehow act the oldest lol


@LifeAsSameen \nI know that one \ud83d\ude1d what are some more


Just realized I can listen to music & send snapchats at the same time\ud83d\ude4c\u2764\ud83d\udc4c #happygirl #happytweet


@WallyCasas9 I rather justttt let it itch \ud83d\ude02


@lala_laureneliz See. Prime example of why being specific is necessary.


Such a wonderful Turkey Day with @I_am_Tad and his family. Now it's 7pm, bedtime and work less than 5 hours. Yay me


Might have to end up going to hospital soon #ugh


I love apple juice \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf4e


Falls to the eagles! He can be really good'... At that point I gave him a weird look and busted out laughing.


I hate when it looks like this outside \u26a1\u2614


Coastal sent me an invite to the people accepted for next year in Facebook...after a bit of creepin Ive decided I will be very happy there\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udd25


@Katiexcarrig yeah I'm sorry I had a few brews! Lol but if I said anything about you I'm sorry


Of course Jake Owens wife is a stallion.. #luckybitch @jakeowen


At what point is the University of Kentucky going to just become a health care system? I think they run 3/4 of the hospitals in Lexington.


FRANK! FRANK! FRANK! \u2764 #GrammyAwards


2013 seniors are welcome to be in our student section tonight. we need your voices \ud83d\ude02


One day, people will understand why I am the way  I am. But for now, I'll just have to suck it up and wait.


king of the nerds is the most retarded show ever


Workin out smokin a bewl lol yep that's how i roll


Sitting in the plane for a long time before we take off freaks me out


Then we got out a Dodge, like them dukes of hazard


@gumgoose no she's a girl and your a guy so not really she's beautiful so idc what her name is


I just realized this, I have the worst luck a person could possibly have #smh


No mom I'm not cleaning my room today...maybe another day


My mom wants me to go on a walk, but I look like I just crawled out of a hole.


@jen92gri can't wait! see you then! \ud83d\ude0a


I have the best development team who pulled off a full weekend and overnight to meet my goals. Thank you guys!


@LakinMarcum I know the feeling. \ud83d\ude36


Shamrocks was great except for the heat \ud83c\udf40


If I'm James dean then your aubry hepburn.


Drinking watermelon four loko reminds me of Christmas break


#FemaleLies I love your hair! seriously though, I've had some messed up hair in my life and people always complimented me haha


@CodyDarnall you got me sick \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude21


putting all of your happiness into one person isn't healthy. learn to spread it out and you'll be a much happier person \ud83c\udf38\ud83d\ude0a


Cheer is life everyday... Literally. #CompPractice


I wish Monticello had good looking guys like SCSU does.


@d_savakus @Sammi_Babee17 @Ginis101 @alexis_claiire @karli_fries16 we still love you, kind of...


Not bringing home my tempurpedic pillow was a rookie mistake.


@DeniseNakanoTV That's cool. Maybe milk it a little bit. A hoagie from Wawa maybe lol!!


I just saw mccallie's punter. I didn't know they had one


Your my one my from now on my first love song


Boyfriends leaving me for another week \ud83d\ude2d #athletegfprobs


Why are you so damn annoying ? I could just be 18 now \ud83d\udc4c


\we cab still do stuff if you want\". #BitchPlease"


If we don't buy cowboy hats how am I going to save a horse ride a cowgirl!?!?


She's been on my FB friends list for yrs. She married last week. Changed her name. & now... I have no idea who she is. #InaPatheticNutshell


@coltonshen so far it seems weird as hell


@marissaashley16 you know me so well, which means you should know I already have.


I'm your girl Wednesday. Maybe make it to Friday? Ugh whatever


@Iamkingdinovine Bahaha you know what I ment


@BCavazos34 can we just go see it again lol #forrealtho


I don't care if you're a virgin and I don't think anyone else does either..so quit posting about it on Facebook.


Brad Paisley getting shit for \accidental racist\" is pissin me off. If you actually listen to the song you see he is not being racist at all"


Bring on the worst six hours of my life. I still have the spins. Someone kill me, please


@SummerSkokan someone's a little conceded...


Omg thing I'm going to my dads today #hot #lake


I had a elephant ear, tried fried Oreos, and Wisconsin cheese sticks #nightmade


@geegee_santiago Awh thanks! And I give all credit to the Indians who string them up in the mall lol


I just really wish the girls could have a student section like the boys but I guess not. Thank you to the ones who were there!


jack and kate are destined to go out cmon' she sewed up his wound with a needle and thread


My little brother will be 20 years old this year! Seems like yesterday we were just kids. #Reminiscing At least you beat teen pregnancy


@adamm_rankiin there's a kid here that kinda resembles you, except he's literally twice your size lol


@supcat didn't even know they were happening. Just found it.


\I\u2019m lucky that you picked up, lucky that you stayed on, i need someone to put this weight on.\" #saidthatdouchebag"


I didn't even know if my work will conflict with my bonton interview


the fact me and @TaylorStier thought the exact same thing about that\ud83d\ude02


Last year you were in 8th grade and fucking more guys than I have, so i guess you're even cooler


I heard everybodys dyin' in the summer so pray to God for a lil more spring


@emma4music @AnnMcAdams @ChandraStull @raquelmabelle @BaccaFarmer @joebarca @midnighttammy Good Friday group \nHug =)


@ivyluis okay! Or even Friday night Ill be there Friday and Saturday. Yolo


I'm literally awestruck by that performance. 16 years old and her voice is astounding. #TheVoice


Praying @KSaylor56 has a simple, safe surgery tomorrow! It'll be over before you know it! \ud83d\ude09 I love you!


@Raining_MENzel like omfg Richards and I was tweeting clit bitch when he was there awk


Funniest Y ball moment was when it took us longer to shoot for teams than it did for the game to last. Ben and I looked like Duke out there


@SeanDesch ill fuck you up with your own nunchucks


@tilyymilburn @ShyneaceLopez we wouldn't be there till 3... -____-


@CodyAnderson29 @ebeats_ @trevorjnygaard they assume you come with me .. They just said me because I'm the better half :) #jk #butseriously


Well turns out my autocorrect has been in Spanish... So there that.


\I can't help he's like obsessed with me\" hahahahaha you did not just say that!"


I don't really know what #oomf is talking about , so I'll just agree to make him happy.


Grumpy because my meeting went into Zumba time and now all I want to do is watch SVU. So I will.


Got my new badge today \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


I'm the early bird I obviously get the worm today #thanks


@brad_crandall94 we'll be twinning soon;)


Because I love my arrogant neighbors rudely waking my sick ass up at 8 in the morning.. thanks assholes.


When is this ever going to end \ud83d\ude31


@MagzyPie33 @WhamBamFudge @Ty_Chilcutt @grantwburke @ASVP_Mac @that_puckplayer @mbtoocold @sbisaflyswagger Ted didn't look both ways


Democrats and Republicans are two balls under the same dick, and we're the ones being over and getting fucked


@tayllloroaks513 @LindseyOaks I think it would be cute if us and Emma did a picture of us all laughing.


@joemcgee32 he is clear!!! @Jaboowins go buddy


@mallory_davila6 I missed a class .... Hahahaha


@AlliBarnes21 rail benders are wonderful


Just remember, you're the one who gave up, not me.


Listen to @LarryDavid4 and @JeffGarlin talk for over an hour on Jeff's podcast. It's one of the funniest things I've ever heard in my life


@jaketotten_lax I feel naked when I wear ankle socks.... It's a lacrosse thing


THERE'S A COCKROACH IN THE BATHROOM !!!!!


Some people really just need to get over themselves. Seriously


Now no ones performance is going to be any where near that good.


Work gave me such a headache . Need to relax


I always find the most bullshit excuses to leave work just to walk to the store and talk to my brother


@ReneeToole @kennedyfitz1 I'll trade you a box of Cheez-Its and a roll of paper towels.


.@JessicaChasmar @washtimes Bloomberg should put a .25 cent return on the 16+ bottles that will help the poor.


@coreyandrewmack me too my nigga can't fuckin wait


Missing my gurls \ud83d\udc94 @Tizz_Whitnayy @aprilhaha16 @lizzy_gladden @stasiadresen @kennnnlee @Cheyanne_Jo @JillianJoSmith


@UnfffMF ugh I know I seriously almost puked


\@josuemendoza_21: @treymurk2 country sucks ass!\ud83d\udc4e\""


@AMELCH97 jack said no mom I swear I'm sober, he prob isn't so I said it's more like no mom I swear I'm not gay but we all know he is. \ud83d\ude06


@Amoswood2323 make sure you wear extra sunscreenn!!!! \ud83d\ude18


I don't think your more attractive when you brag about your achievements, I think your just annoying.


People warned me about you, but I took that chance.. And now look where I am, fucked over once again


I had a perfect day with my boyfriend, if i do say so myself! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc91 @damian_magill


I hate when there is no recipe attached for something cool I wanna bake on pinterest


Is it a state law that everything in Florida be individually shrink wrapped in massive amounts of plastic, including fruit and bread slices?


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.650 in, Steady. Temperature 78.5 \u00b0F. Rain today 1.56 in. Humidity 72%


@haleygoldbeck I thought so! But you said around the block so you threw me off ):


@littleloulou17 well, I have church at like 5;45 and 2. I don't have a bra. It's in the washer machine.


I don't even understand the point. I've been holding on too long.


@danicaaaaa__ is your number still the same??


The greatest joy is found at the feet of Jesus


If you ever get on my bad side, just give me hot wings every time you see me & we'll be good


And there goes my entire night \ud83d\ude13


Be careful driving out there people. Two major accidents on Highway 41 south between Appleton and Neenah\n#slippery


This 1-35 construction is taking too long. Where are all the illegal immigrants so they can finish this already.


Everything will fall into place sooner or later \ud83d\ude0a


oh my gosh what a surprise my parents are both working on a Sunday


@dancerchik916 I'm fine i just need to go home and sleep I'm being dumb I'm fine I promise please don't worry about me


If you expected instant results, you're living in a dream world. Give Stoops 3+ years and well be competitive. Until then, Harrison twins.


Quit complaining about it being 80 degrees in October. You're gonna be wishing for it in 2 months when it's 30 and there's a foot of snow.


Good luck to Charleroi Competition Cheerleaders!!!! Kick some butt!!!! @lexiiweberr


I hate when people act like they know my life.


@Smathers14 thank god\ud83d\ude4f I thought you weren't doing it at all! And Josie and I miss you!


I stumble .. I fall onto the wrong path , but God is working in me..


I've been feeling down lately, but tonight's service was exactly what I needed! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc9c #refreshed #amazing


Having a perfect game thrown against you is pretty embarrassing. Especially embarrassing when it's the 2nd game of the season. #Astros #NoNo


Everyone have fun in school while I lay in bed all day


#illneverdateaperson who complains about everything


R can be my zombie I mean I'd brush his teeth and stuff before we kissed or anything but still #warmbodies


@nick_tolland Jeter has a WS MvP, 5 Gold gloves. And! Rookie of the year, silver slugger I believe 5 times, and TEAM CAPTAIN!


Last I knew..We had this planned ever since I was looking through prom dress magazines with you.


@KSobash I have a 32g iPod touch I was just going to put on ebay this week


@kbsimerly I'm pretty sure, my sister lives over there, and she was talking about it.


@Cjdelpe Bahaha you my friend, are a rascal.


I love screwing with the minds of the foreign telemarketers. \Oh my name is Perry, like Terry but with a P as in Pterodactyl.\""


Something's different with you.. With us.. And I'm not really liking it. \ud83d\ude12


@caarrlitaaa I better see you sometime soon \ud83d\ude0b


Remind me not to talk about colleges in earshot of Mr. Wagner... #Ranting #BadIdea


I'm so confused about the whole Te'o thing


After watching scary movies, the only way I'm able to lay in my bed is by watching something funny.


Tiger has been playing well because he\u2019s getting regular ass. This isn\u2019t news\u2026.this was obvious. #CarryOn


@WhoDoIOwe Mathis and some guy named Manning that use to play here.


Colts with forever get favorable calls. They'll always be the golden boys.


Done putting myself out there to people it is a total waste of time every time


@wolfn4545 @vinny_nazario5 ok well stay out of my business


#TweetBoldly I'm not sure if I've even met @sydnee___waters, but I'm major impressed.. I mean Flawless much? \ud83d\ude0d And she loves Jesus\ud83d\udc95 #Whoa.


Okay I gave you oj , so you can stfu lol. Oh wait.. you're slurping it now.. #greatttt @carleighh12


Listening to old hey tell messages is hilarious


Seriously just cut my own hair lol. #brave.


@glennbeck @markburnetttv @realromadowney I'll add my thanks to yours, Glenn. I'll bet the stations that turned them down have regrets.


@laurenmwaite there's just no way in hell that lil wayne is better than Eminem. Lil wayne is Trash


Hurry over and help me with math #takingforever


This year is going by so fast it's crazy!


@asshhlaaay you pulled my thong down infront of everyone I thought we were closer then that...


@marissamarz you should probably practice your cooking and cleaning skills if youd like to get married. Ha ;)


@jesssiccaalynn never I love my camo pants. My dick blends right into the environment


Having to take all 4 finals is a sick joke


I'm sleeping til noon tomorrow. #itsfriday #dontwannawork


I can't believe I never noticed the blonde from hocus pocus is @SJP \ud83d\ude33


@QUEENBEEORDIE no but she definitely hates him.


#YouKnowItsBeenALongDayWhen you're laying in bed, think tomorrow is game day, get up to get your crap together and realize it's only Tuesday


Both our families are upset we're not going.. Damn. Sorry sisters.. There's always prom next year & the year after.. \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude1e


@huggs15 usually like 3 because after that I need to get more


@GarrettQuinn @WeberKing @joegrav @lilybraden @Ducali will be.


If you whine enough, your boss will let you leave work to watch the game. #bama


I never cared. Then the time I begin to, BOOM.


Really considering transferring back to GVSU! I loved that place and all of the friends I made there!


Blue moon, burgers and The Cubs. Sounds like a perfect afternoon. @KyleSKelley


@NoelleSollars oh I could imagine just by hearing about it(;


Tays car sucks in the snow glad I let her drive mine


If you don't eat Taco Bell 5 times a week, you're doing it wrong


I just made the craziest pong shot in the world. I feel like I'm on top of the world!


Been having headaches every night. Doctor time again?


I hate when people compare me to my brother ..


I just wanna go to the beach, sip some brew and get tan. \ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


Literally just fell asleep on my bathroom floor for about 5 minites. #tootired


Dylan Harker wins the 200 yard IM with a time of 2:20


@iSerena8 @figslayerobd you're being unamerican!


@mcshythead I shoulda been class president


Me new goal for the summer: Read as many books as I possibly can! \ud83d\udcd6\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\udc4d #yesplease #cantwaitforsummer


Of course my dads semi has to breakdown the MORNING that we leave for Florida... #lovley


Jamin to big Sean and lil wayne in mrs sprangs car @GrantCress @Dyl_0122 @JoshJacobson_


Andre has me 26 points already... But I mean Go Colts an all that crap


Ready for football season in Tennessee! #VFL\ud83c\udfc9


Wonder how many people skipped school today to play GTA5


@hannahlove71096 @Stokes_Strokes @youmadyatsix wait the kid or the older one


\ombr\u00e9s are ugly when they're just straight across\" if it's straight across, it's not an ombr\u00e9, stupid."


@NadineBattah1 I can't not wear heels though that's my problem. Lol I wish I was like 5'6 atleast


I'm getting Instagram notifications from @d25l1n. Well shit. I regret favoriting his tweet.


The way you're going about this, is very immature.


\I like those kids, I feel like those kids are Kendama enthusiasts.\" #mademynight"


@footballscoop why do we want him to coach our team through the playoffs? Hit the bricks!


@mschindler2012 awh, we're so cute\u263a I miss you too!


@CarsonDaly  what a performance by Tessanne! Best of the night so fat.


Everyone when they are sick has the super power of instantly finding the Price is Right, try to do it when your not.


I just need to read this and go to bed. Im so tired!


Alright cedar point in June who wants to tag along with me ?:) favorite !!


Same Wednesday routine tomorrow. Breakfast and prayer with a great bunch of pastors, SBA Center, 8 a.m.


My wheels don't leave thane lines.. #skaterkidprobs


I am the clumsiest person sometimes. Jeez.


I've never laughed this much in my life as I did tonight on the phone with Cody. #genuinelyhappyagain


Made it through Mini Cheer Camp\ud83d\udc4c @wmrushing @criti_boo @MaciSadler22


WHY IS IT COLD. WHY IS IT RAINING. WHY IS IT NOT SUMMER. #strugglin


@adriixxo the babies are cute until their teeth come in...


So.. Today would be a good day to work. IF I had a job.


And on that note I'm going to call it a day #sotired #7on7


hey, stranger, what's your name? got a feeling we're the same.


Tired fiance is a scary fianc\u00e9 approach with caution....


The only thing that matters is that we are friends forever n ever


I haven't even thought about what i want for christmas? \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


@slimmjimm_xo do I need to pick up the girls in the am?


I so ready for this school year to be over with \u270c


Hey @RothenbergESPN....press the button...this is 10% of the season...\n\n...I'll press it for u...


Getting Bentley boo tomorrow night! #excited


@ScottHanson @nflredzone Thanks for a great season. We loved watching you each week! #nfl #GoHawks


@Caitlin_niawscM \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude11 no let's use @jackson_moss for example! I think his beard looks good on him!


Only thing I've eaten all day is a bowl of cereal, safe to say I'm about to eat my fingers\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a #starving


#OneOfMyFavoriteMoviesIs The perks Of Being A Wallflower


#singlebecause my pillow has serious commitment issues


@bridget_byrne TANK YELPED AND EVERYTHING


Haha you're so cool cause you say 'sick' to everything\ud83d\udc4f let me be as cool as you please


@KaitlynRussell9 it's about the witch  as your sis puts it


I've never even played fun run... Lol or ruzzle


Life just isn't meant to be taken seriously \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude02


So I finally have a boyfriend during the holidays, but he's gone....


I literally don't understand why I'm so tired either? #seriouslythough


@LouisvilleHumor @BuzzFeed guess that means the entrance to the gates of hell really are in Florida.


The kind of man who wants the government to adopt and enforce his ideas is always the kind of man whose ideas are idiotic. H.L.Mencken


Justin won that award whether he showed up or not he had more votes #PCAsucks


Don't tell me you love me and treat me this way.\nI know you don't.


It was nice knowing you all I'm just gonna leave forever


@lexusanne_10 hey Lexus how about..... No


How many GREAT chances are we going to blow boys?! Surely hope to see the exciting/goal scoring Arsenal on the pitch for the second half ...


I don't think I could ever handle a tie down... I like to get my buck on too much haha


In 2013 Seth Meyers got married and also announced he's leaving SNL. This is all my bad karma catching up to me at once


If @DontTrip___ Dont Get The Fuck Up ! \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\udd2b ..... \ud83d\ude21


...just realized I have nothing in my locker


You didn't catch my eye right away I won't deny this but once you did, I swear I couldn't look away.


@Rogueborg2002 @jackie_delgreco that works !


Barred myself, slept for an hour, wide awake. #wtf


SHIT seriously I have to wait till summer to watch what happens next how gay omg


My niece and my sister are literally  favorite people in the world\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d


Honestly wanna know what it'd be like without me


What is the male version of a cougar? Anyone?


We're not friends unless we make fun of each other all the time @Steezy666 @summamay


I tell my dad I'm drinking a bottle of jack tonight, he tells me only if i get 2 and we drink them shot for shot. #Deal #INeedIt


Bad tweet deleted. Btw, it was a link to a diet site. No biggie.


lolol I'm straight up lying to the officer about my life so he thinks I'm a better person and gives me a warning


The way Drew Brees pumps his boys up before games >>> #Inspiring


Playing tag and @MindyAlexandra @Taylor_Allen24 can't find us.


@ConnerHarding touch\u00e9 but that cup of water was planted there


@lexyraegrigsby YAAAY\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f I feel loved! Lol\ud83d\ude0a


@Jillshep11 awhh. Yes, I am. Thanks Jilly


@oge_iii yeah man I bet. I was hoping you'd be in lol


I ALWAYS DO THIS AND THEN I REGRET THAT I DIDNT APPRECIATE SUMMER MORE AHHH


@ridersfan06 whose gonna check ur bag when you're peeing on their shoes?


Sometimes when you can't see the other pastures you assume that they are greener. And we all know what happens when you assume...


As much as I have wanted to, I haven't looked back at all, there is nothing left there for me


I literally looked down to text Haley back, and when I looked up it was 2-1. What the heckie?


&its too cold to go smoke a cigarette .. Wtf am I suppose to do


I may go around being like fuck feelings but I'm still like \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d when guys send me good morning texts.


@_ozzystro_ @nearlyjess both i'm getting mine for sure


@SarahMB19 @EmilyJo_10 I am too. Everyone says they're opening but he hasn't called me so I'm confused to what's going on lol.


@ParagonJustin you too? That's me every night haha


Denver with a 64 yard field goal to end the half. New NFL record.


If you don't shut up In .5 seconds I will fucking kick you (:


I should have went out tonight. Clearly.


Gaucho service at the Palms in Quip is incredible. If you are a meat loving carnivore this is the greatest place in western PA.


@1truHABSfan I think he would remember more than you think... I regret waiting as long as I did... Taylor was 8. It's a pretty magical place


Great.....Lost my favorite Kate Moss lipstick. Blah


@YoYo_wasup OH MY GOSH YA! I had a friend with us who was your height and was like cuddled up in Wes chest. She was crying so hard


Do you want me to send you back...unemployed in Greenland!  #ThePrincessBride


Going to be forever scared from this night shift crap \ud83d\ude10


Tryna come eat some cookies @mckenziesdead \ud83d\ude0b ?


@Stacideis3 @Abe_Brown09 @matthewsowders I guess Staci has to find out for herself \ud83d\ude0f


Just came across @Drew_Wysong and @glucches instagramming the same Beaver Island sunset....jealous isn't a strong enough word #wishiwasthere


Good lunch date with the finest ladies! @Stfuitsrachel @Andrea_Adkins


Every time sare and I try to fight over something it turns into a huge joke and everyone laughs and then it becomes a super funny memory


everyone's drinking and I'm here doing my homework like a scholar. lets talk about how much I hate homework right now.


I can't wait to let Victoria's Secret rape my wallet tomorrow. #exicted


@Logie_Berra12 dude is the team doing anything tonight?!


@GodsGiftGannon @Dane_A1_Helnore is that at 430? I might be home in time. I want to see you guys play.


I wish I was in Denver tonight! Missing the hilarious @sarahcolonna stupid work!


@dannglover never said 100% knowledge.Bible defines faith as \being sure of what we hope for/confident of what we do not see\".Im cool w/that"


She acts like summer and walks like rain\nReminds me that there's a time to change, hey, hey, hey \u270c


@JSwiney171 @_Redtail_ These \truths\" you speak of are as likely false as conspiracy theories."


I know I complain about the cold alot, but when it's in the negatives and feels like -24 with the wind chill, I quit.


This will be greaaaat when his 8 cousins are opening presents \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


@xxannamary but they also weren't systematically exterminated.


@TayBelsch379 @kaylieghdzioba @kmoooney @cannoli63 I flushed the fish


When your dad is in a different time zone and you really need to talk to him! #missinghim #frustrated


My. Phone. Is. Slower. Than. Christmas. Right. Now. #fml #firstworldprobz


seriously. get all the way to clinton and realize I left my wallet and check book on the counter after paying bills last night #imanidiot :/


I wish I was addicted to something besides shopping.. Like cleaning


I feel like \ud83d\udca9. Head is so clogged and sinuses are killing me! \ud83d\ude29


We couldn't even sit in the front of a bus!!! We have came a long way ppl .. #mlk


@Bender0ver don't you have something better to do thanks mess with me


@haidennebui oh I woke up and had to run to the bathroom cause I swallowed south blood that I got to see it again #fml


@kressjustin yes but I'm still freaking out right now lol


I am fully prepared to eat so much snow tomorrow snowboarding \ud83d\ude02


shan face timing me while we are in the same room. so help her god


I still believe the 49ers are unbeatable.


@AmbEileena I grew up watching it \ud83d\udc4d


My brother is blaring the final countdown, kinda makes me wanna hop out of bed and do some jumping jacks lol


So bored \ud83d\ude32. Anything happening peeps?


#ironhorse #prediction Ogden gets up by 50. The scoreboard has a \malfunction\" the lights have a \"malfunction\" they \"have\" to stop the game."


I'm so paranoid ugh.. my paranoia will ruin everything for me..


I don't know how well this is going to work.


I really want to know what the candy from Candy Crush tastes like\ud83c\udf6c


\Was it the Killiks who could do that?\" she asked Raynar. \"Or their Celestial masters?\""


@andirooman @judyydesousa @whappenguys you r my sisters ! \ud83d\ude0d


I feel like I'm the only person not going on vacation for spring break


First Chain gotta be one of my favorite songs


5 and a half hours left of work. Can't wait


can it just be the weekend so I can see tanner already orrrr \ud83d\ude2d


\Pants on pants on pants\" @R_for_Ricky"