@katiekrebs11 if it did say that it would have said everybody EXCEPT for me \ud83d\ude09


When the dayliiiiiiight comes, ill have to go. But tonight I'm gonna hold you so close. \ud83d\udc99


@MMA_Tickets - curious to know why Mr. Sanchez didn't make weight!


So excited that @JENNIWOWW is expecting \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


Wonder if Mike Shannon is buzzing as much as me right now? #gocards


@OhMyJewels but forget logic....it isn't supposed to make sense. It's you don't have a boyfriend now so that's all that matters


@hdrane5 I meant about your number so TAKE IT BACK


I'd be lost without you, I hope you feel the same


SOMEONE PLEASE COME VISIT ME AT WORK. IM SO BORED.


Why must the weekend go by so fast?! #slowdown \ud83d\ude23


If I had a southern accent I'd call everyone hunny and I'd never shut the fuck up.


@1Laukhuf @Coffman_Shayla nick she's mine, she gave me an over the pants handie.


Too bad you guys won't be able to do more investigating in #Fitchburg looking forward to so. Gahdnah @Zak_Bagans @AaronGoodwin


I honestly wish I could have a full time job


4 hours ride back home. Someone text me? \ud83d\ude4f


If you buy nice clothes, you'll be better looking and stuff #sketchywisdom


Hot chocolate and bar rescue \u2714\ufe0f


When Did 'THAT' Happen? Laying it down in the morning @ The Bar 10:30 am.  So pumped about tmrw.


@kaylee_morgan24 I miss you too! Come home already please.


Cannot wait until tomorrow \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


@CatsAttacks I can see you lol and i would just have die of laughter


We gaze upon the glowing sky, wishing this last kiss wasn't a last goodbye.


Comic book men is awesome. @ThatKevinSmith knows where the business is @ComicBookMenAMC


@Caleb_Chappell I just accepted that I'm going to fail. I attempted the review and decided there was no hope.


I'm gonna dip moscato and you gon lose them pants I'm gonna throw this money while you do it on the floor. #OldWale


@Mike_Stouder that's an odd way of spelling sexy.


@JoeFayad92 I literally made pudding at 11 o'clock last night...


@AleyshaSchutz @AlysonBerven @Kdegen12 @AshleyPelzer aly get me out of school so I can come! :) #sobored


@HafnerDanielle your twit pic is smokin\ud83d\udd25


So, the logical thing to do when you get dumped is to immediately rebound with a guy who's even worse for you than the last, right?


@newtotheplace they're pretty embarrassing!


The first step in finding out who you are, is discovering who you aren't


@Ashley_Trometer you're making a scene quit


@KrissyKirk86 ummmmm....i may have to leave twitter now for some me time.


@caleb_meeks bro is Macie in town this week or next?


Why are there so many black people in town today...?


Woaaahh Chief kief tweeted you? You know your bad ass, if that happends.


@beasontheswarm @IGN I was thinking Sting descending on the nWo.


Everyone's cool in there own sense if u take the time to get to know them


Did my sister seriously ask me if I have a dress..? Do I look like the type of person to buy dresses?


Whoever is thinking/talking about me cam stop.. My nose is itching like crazy.


I'm glad Sheena let me stay here , I feel like I'm at home !


Two faced people have to be the most annoying people in the world. #hypocrite


You annoy me more than anyone in this world! Shut up! \ud83d\ude21


@sabinem69808967 @shemarmoore @lovin_shemar amazing for an amazing person


I swear everytime I go to the casino I have the best luck!! :) #feelingawesome #money


@alex0809 you are the sweetest guy I know. You were my first and last valentine too! #goodolddays


I just want a gentleman like why would I want some boy I have to teach how to be nice and caring fuck that shit


The way the sun shines in my room at this time of the day is always the worst , so blinding


@Thee_Sanders dude I'm just saying you nailed it. Jesus Christ.


Don't tell me what to do and be fucking rude about it!!! \ud83d\ude21


Second half underway in Time Warner Arena!


@DavidScott518 hAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA how does that even happen


A year later and it's still weird not seeing @MaggieBrissett everyday


Excited for holiday world gonna get my tan up


I know a place where no one's lost. I know a place where no one cries. Crying at all is not allowed, not in my castle on a cloud.


@TStelken metaphorically, yes. Realistically, no. Human anatomy cannot be fused with a foreign object unless extreme elements are present.


We go through some things, but I cant stop lovin youuu \u2764


Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one.  Oh wait...


@Avery8316 who came up with Georgejackass lmao?


When the 30 year old in my class calls me trouble >>>>


to anyone gay enough to find the information useful, coning is against the law


Do you ever go look at your own tweets or insta posts and realize why people think you're a faggot


Another day at work but its going fast and great


@RealToddBanks that's what I meant, but yeah I'm down when y'all wanna go?


It's ridiculous the amount of conditioning you lose after one week of being sick


@TTGdevv_687 @Raelin_Nystrom sorry for wha?


@jjtruckjaa it should be considering you are the #boss


Michael Jordan scored, yeah I know that. But lebron does it all


Slide your pretty little self on over, get a little closer, turn up the radio. #JasonAldean #np


Seriously tanner makes me weak\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Worked out, greys anatomy and homework \ud83d\udc4d #goodday now wheres that man that wants to snuggle up in this snowstorm? #wishfulthinking


we are getting married & it will be such a cute story to tell our grand kids about how he was my committee chair & I was his secretary \ud83d\ude0a\u2764


Cannot make a fuckkng shot. So frustrating to watch


9 times out of 10, what a girls says they want a guy can give it to them but they reject it.


@madileigh10 you're such a doll! #loveyou


Well I can't get off my drive way that's cool


I really hope this Econ final is as easy


Your on my mind all the time it's trueeeeee I think about you you you you


Yo retweet this alot I don't know y just do it FO no reason do it if u love football baseball or basketball or hunting or mud bogs wheeeeeew


never turn your back on someone who's been down for you, no matter what!


I mean easily can be avoided with NO FRICKIN INSULTS \ud83d\ude21 @abbylouisa


@SoB_Corey @ have fun buddy!! Corey's married!! Jealous on where you are right Now!


I miss my sophomore year basketball team the most. Our team sleepovers were the best!


@mooonbeamkisses It's actually true. We have to fear going on walks. We're more vulnerable than guys. Especially when alone. :(


I'm always here for you wether you like it or not so don't try to push me away, it will never work


@T_Menke i've already been corrected, but thank you.


Forgot about this Calc homework due 1st period tomorrow.


What's the point in working out if you drink the night before and right after the gym....... Smh


@PattyKlopp we can all sexy together then ;)


I can't even sleep in tomorrow that's a dreadful thought


I don't care if I make five cents, I can't wait to get my first paycheck. #JustToHaveIt


@xoxosunshine that's right. Hopefully you look this good at 25!!!!


Loving @yoyokasidyjo  #PerksOfDatingMe tweets \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude0a


@Amanda_Hetrick not you, just I'm general.


I dont like texting people that dont have iphones


@J_Radical_ hahahahah but I understood you so it's all good. I mean, I do live in Logan county, that was better that how many talk verbally.


@jewels4209 @AIcoholProbs I can confirm this. I mean .. I've been to then. haha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc81


You say that you're over me, you always end under me \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfb5\ud83c\udfb6


@sabrina_rogers @drewsmalik @justinbiebere CUNT


It's cold enough to freeze the hairs in your nose #Burrrrrr


I love waking up to beautiful sunny mornings like this one \ud83d\ude03\u2600


@KenzieChele3 and I just walked in on Mrs.A telling the whole classroom a story about us #lol #ok


Recovering from surgery. Glad to have DVR full of #DragRace & reeses peanut butter cups. Lets not forget pain meds.


Happy New Years bitches \ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf8a\ud83c\udf89


When someone brings out the worst in you. <<<<<


Why can't things just be like they were before?


The fact that I almost got T-boned << \ud83d\ude33 #idiot


@DiabeticprobsT1 Bahaha you would retweet this @kslade_3


Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell


@sydneykelling what to drink is the question.


Nothing more annoying when people fight on twitter about their relationship. No one cares


Your such an idiot. It's incredible how stupid you are


Why am I watching Amish Mafia right now?


43 minutes!! @DylanSenters1 #CatchingFire #EEEP


I HATE getting stuck driving behind someone who's smoking. So disgusting.


Literally has not stopped snowing since Monday \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f


Stop tweeting and watch the game @dmorey


@BadgerDan19 @jzenk42 one game does not a season make.


I feel like I haven't watched Breaking Bad with Nic since the revolutionary war


@nolovember let me know how much they are? I might buy it.


@lex_poppell 12:30. Kayla said it was pretty easy


I'm so in the cleaning mode today don't no why \ud83d\udc4c


You're views on the government are such horse shit I can't believe people actually think you are intelligent


I may get 2 hours of sleep tomorrow if I'm lucky.


@pattymarieee yessssss please\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18 just fill me in on the plan !


@FahemaOweis aren't there salons in Venezuela?


Its by far the best day of the school year


@branchbrah1 I see how it is! \ud83d\ude14


@WasteyPants101 @alyssa_palazzo oh extremely. Timmy was a lot of fun to hangout with


@michaela_lynn98 are there any day offs during the week?


@SarahRWright f right offfffffdf Sarah! It's a free country


I think I found my dress. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


Making a big choice in my life this week and I couldn't be more nervous, excited, happy and sad all at the same time.


I could totally win a burping contest. That's probably gross


198 days till my cruise \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d so long.


@twigg_02 you got to be off for the last weekend of may!


@kellyayotte @senjohnbarasso @maxbaucus @senatorbegich @royblunt @johnboozeman @senatorburr #ThankYou #guncontrol vote @Alyssa_Milano lol


I don't even do a urging with it. It stays in my room and doesn't move. Oh my god


@themcdermott @slyeager96 I mean we can try but I don't think we will get that far \ud83d\ude02


Someone hmu w plans \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


I don't even give a fuck I want all this stress and bull shit out of my fucking life. I just want to be able to play music and be happy


@BayleeCristine plays with barbies according to journey\ud83d\ude02


And then he gets her in the tub. #DaVincisDemons


i called the salon and made hair appointments for me and forrest i feel so grown up


Super terrible day at work for the first time in awhile \ud83d\ude12


@Harry_Styles I love you so much! You're the best thing that's ever happened to me! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


Hi I'm Crystal and my milkshakes do in fact bring all the boys to the yard


@OU_Slingblade @gwarman2012 shut up you Bitchboyz


@block_austin haha it's okay! Happens to the best of us \ud83d\ude1c


Highly recommend everyone watch Blackfish. Never been to SeaWorld and definitely will never go.


@Amandorkkk he hit on Catie and i like a month ago and then said it was his twin brother but then proceeded to do it again!


Thank god our cat Tebow has shown up at our door . Thanks for all the help twitterville .


I can plow a field all day long I can hunt big deer from dusk Til dawn \ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfa7


@adorkallison @micapflug13 lol welcome \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18


When I hear \I heard you were a wild one\" it makes me pumped for spring break lol I'm weird"


I see all these tweets about the NBA and I'm like, it's baseball season.


Whenever I see a baby born, I'm reminded how much I want to be a dad & the day my perfect niece, Autumn was born @JessKStevenson @TSteves88


I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven.


#thingsihate people who get anchor tattoos that say something about refusing to sink when that's the sole purpose of an anchor #stupid


@Ms_StephyU your the coolest girl I don't personally but would be cool if I did.


I hate golf with a burning passion, but when a guy is a good golfer, they're so much classier...


@TheJGrace go to Riley Davis house at 6:30 I'm fighting Nick McCauley


@15Lasershow is a pro's pro.  I always hope my high school athletes I coach have his work ethic.


@Mizadrianna u have no idea The snow comes up to my thigh though


I'd probably rather die than be here right now.


@lillie_reder24 man, why am I so attractive?


@MaryEllen74 Three cheers for fire fighters!


Ready to have a good workout at practice


All I said was don't be bitchy and give me attitude and you give me two paragraphs about how I played you \ud83d\udc4a


Hello cute boy bagging my groceries \ud83d\ude0d


@taylerbonney @victoriafix_ you gonna make me?


@homiepls I was just showing you gosh ):


And round three goes to caito! I'm wrecking @JDickie49 and @IsiahTraskIsMe


@erinoka awww!! Love you, very much. Your are an amazing friend, always there and do so much for me!! Your the best!!


i feel as if i haven't been home all day..


Most likely the longest I've gone without seeing @KrystenPayment in years #withdrawls


@lindsss_ hahahaha oh it's always a pleasure \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I used to hate the thought of going to NKU for college but now I miss it and all the people I met.


@aye_godwin Cars are the same way. My 43 year old vehicle runs better and has less rust than half of the cars people my age drive.


it's so weird watching new prague play and I'm not on the ice with them


I like smelling good. No matter where I go. Even work.


Kids around the age of like 1-3 have to be the cutest thing ever


The freshman in my 3rd period >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Because if you can text it why didn't you just call me


It's going to be an Ugly Girl Tuesday. I'm not doing my hair or makeup. Sorry Hicks high school


\The touch of your hand says you'll catch me if ever I fall. You say it best when you say nothing at alllllll.\""


Good job volleyball!!!!! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude00


I walk into school and i get anxiety. But then i think to myself. \Fuck all of you\" then I smile an walk with my girlfriend. #hateThisPlace"


@stayawayali that's nice of you. :) devil wears prada. Brings back memories when I was an early teenager. I loved them


@Amanda_Mae28 I fell asleep... \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude29


@HaleyDormanx we won't! And yes I will! When will you go on break?


@BBdawgs60 @wallydawg16 I could get a new one. \Girl cave, enter at your own risk.\" I'll make it happen."


Trump University I want to see his grade !


So were supposed to get like 8 inches of snow this week.... #gross


Like seriously Sarah I'm not gonna tell you again, it's time to hit the gym..


I really want to go get food but I really don't want to put pants on... #TheStruggle


@Country_Voices I can't do that .. I have a forever burn on my wrist from my wand..


Alabama has the 40th toughest schedule, Oregon at 58, and Florida comes in at 1.


I'm wishing I had more things to tweet about


I'm bringing cookies today \ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf6a


So pumped for Matt to come up I miss that fag


I instantly become stressed thinking about my bank account and spending money....#tightass


Daddy gave me a $50 gift card to Amazon and I'm having such a tough time deciding what to get\ud83d\ude48 #SoManyOptions


We loose our streak to the Marlins?! Are you kidding me? Dafuq?!


Lol my dog has shit all over her. I love my life \ud83d\ude12


An I love you before practice everyday keeps me happy \ud83d\ude0a


@Poppet0609 @BigBrotherLeak what Amanda means is wish she would fall in line and be my puppet like everyone else


Can't wait for @gfilliez58 to get over here and rub my head and take care of me \ud83d\ude14


@CameronMills1 So, you just became my best friend.


Cause I may be bad but I'm perfectly good at it.


Your sneakers look really nice with that sundress


@kaylaschoenung \ud83d\ude18 sleep good tonight Kayla lolololol don't hate me


uhhhhh. PLL your confusing the shit outta me. #PLL


For The First Time \ud83c\udfa7 #thescript


Was having a nice nap tell my chocolate labs decided I should be up... Didn't appreciate getting licked in the face


Not gonna lie I look pretty good with a black bandana and ray bans on.


@shawtyhoeee EXACTLY! like why care if you aren't getting the same thing back?!


\the line between the priest and the prostitute is very thin.\" the lines between us all are very thin...let's treat each other that way."


@LolitatheDiva Oh you look so sad love! So sorry I missed you! Moms making a turkey, smells so yummy! Happy thanksgiving my love! Folks too!


@KAYJ0_ I think you're funny as shit lol totally wish I was going to riverside this year \ud83d\ude01


Was hoping I would never wake up from that nap


Counting down the hours until its acceptable to go to sleep. #dontevencare


@cameron_motter I would ever do a drug or the alcohol


I wasn't even up late, but this 5 hours of work is not sounding thrilling. #JustSaying


@FreeAsAnOwl i am staying here!!!! Sooo lets hangout!


@nursekelsey @rvandersteen that is amazing! Beautiful shot:)


Staying there for three days? Ill pack 7 outfits just in case.


I feel like everybody hates everyone today


#ReplaceAShowTitleWithTwerk Ned's Declassified Twerk Survival Guise


Good Morning TwitterWorld... Happy Friday :-)


@BigSammyB_13 we have a postseason \ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude1d


It's unattractive to me, if guys don't have a little meat on their bones. But if they do, I think It's yummy.


@jcroberge11 I'm not in prison bra. Well pretty much. I'm on lockdown


@myriyachristine I have no choice weather to lay down or not . You can go do something . Shut up\ud83d\ude12


Orange is the New Black \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c


@May_may2422 that just made hate you, please face death


Besides my fucked up parents, I have the best family ever. #alwaysthereforme


Did ya know that I still love you? Did you know that? Prolly not.. I'm invisible to you.. Time is moving faster than before I can't catch up


your phone card is filled with porn and hers js filled with goodwill coupons and gift cards


I'm ready for Christmas now so I can get a MacBook Pro! #hurryup


Criminal minds and workaholics tonight #AMAZING.


\Is this real life?\" @mollipoppp @hdove2014"


@amandaaddonizio now it's all fun and games until someone catches a virus


I need to look good tomorrow to make up for today \ud83d\ude02


Cam just said he wished Emily was the miscarriage \ud83d\ude33 that's so fucked up. Lmao


@Kelsie_Jeene YeeYee nighty night beautiful sleep tight


Wow everyone's watching the vs fashion show and I'm watching the cheetah girls. I really am a loser


@authannold hahaha that's a great question. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Penguins flight muscles are very similar to hummingbirds, since penguins are large this makes the flying thing very hard. #studyingforcomps


Monstober on Disney channel is the epitome of my existence.


So nice when Niko gives me the finger on the way out of school


i want a fall out boy cd for christmas greatest hits pls


@BoIsDope alright you just gotta find it


@donutshaha hahahah I never said that. I said he was retarded but not for dating you. Good try though.


\u201c@ImJusAHooper: You like her in Heels or Jordans ? #QuestionOfTheDay\u201dheels \ud83d\ude0d


@mckinney_jade @bailey_hampton jade I love you though


\ You could live a thousand lifetimes and still not deserve him.\""


Yay I'm finally going to the doctor for my ankle after 3 months \ud83d\ude1e


One more day and I'm out of this hell hole. \ud83d\ude00


Good luck to all my fellow racing buds who are racing gburg today. Stay safe!


@Steve_Thoughts thank you kid!! Congrats on the election


What's the point on having a twitter when people ask what your tweet ment. #ITISWHATITIS!!!


\@ComedyAndTruth: and then satan said \n\n\"let there be hot people who dont like you back\"\""


@TReichenbach17 their defense is awful. Would never have a chance in OT. Might as well go for it while you have momentum


Not sure if tubing while @IsabelleZeman was driving the boat was the most fun or the scariest thing I've ever done


I watched this video of epicness, wanted to call it attack of the cones.


I literally just lol'd at a jack links commercial. Sasquatch is so silly


First stop on returning trip with @FelixAndFingers


@kharkabus wow I'm so glad I didn't work today, cold a f


I enjoy reading @marco_iO9's \I am ...\" tweets. #Intellectual."


@EdmundMcMillenn is there a solid release date for Isaac on vita yet? Never played before and it's one of my most anticipated games now:)


@carolinealexa9 you look like your crying...


I've been sleeping so well lately and I have no clue why.


If payback is a bitch, and revenge is sweet.. I'm the sweetest bitch that you'll ever meet. (;


Youve been twosteppin your way through my head all day #loveit #youreperfect


seriously.. the one day I get to sleep in, in months and I wake up at 9:30... k.


@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))


Do u buy your clothes on sale?\nCuz at my house they would be 100% off ;)


I can't take much more of the pain \ud83d\ude29


Yea, I'm for sure getting used by this girl. Really don't know why I do this to myself.


@Gunpowder_n_Tea  I can't stand Piers, he's so biased it makes me sick! CNN also is biased nvr giving the other side a fair representation


I am not getting \ud83c\udf39for valentines day or anything for that matter.  And I am in a relationship. #suckitup


@Excptn2therule I am dandy love! Absolutely peachy!!


@ZoasterStrudel I would've probs peed in my pants.


And, yes, I worked at Calltech like most people in Columbus.


I honestly don't get offended by kitchen our sandwich jokes..


I wanna smell his last breath took, look him  in the eyes and make for sure he know what death look


Tigers win a close one. I'll take it. I'm all for Valverde continuing the \suck it\" dance if he keeps closing games."


@DaReal_SKEET Wrong @odog, my coke nails aren\u2019t that long.


Watching #meangirls and drinking a honeyweiss #Relaxation


How could you think that any of this was easy?


The massive amount of guys discouraged me even walking through the door. Just a tad, though.


So happy Tiger is a cuddler\ud83d\ude3c My tabby before was mean and wouldn't sit with you more than 30 seconds.


@jknapp32 quit bitching. Twitter isn't helping you


I really wish someone was sitting with me watching this right now...called $599 on the fooseball table...actual retail price, $600


I try so hard to switch it up but every time nwts comes on I fall right back in love


You really think I give a fuck that's a misconception


to go shopping before work or relax? hm...


Laughing for 10 minutes works your abs and muscles so hang out with me for an intense workout.. \ud83d\ude0a


I got more stuff done high. Helped me focus more.


sometimes I miss being in middle sch LOL JK NOPE NEVER


When you have a bad night, and you go home & take the best poop in the world. >>>>>>>


@cuRLyheadedf_k I think Space Jam could cure cancer if given the chance.


This half is where Zach Mettenberger becomes a STAR


Mom hates when I drive because of how small I am


Having a two hour break between classes <><><>


Wind 2 mph S. Barometer 30.16 in, Steady. Temperature 79.9 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 72%


Can't wait to go fishing tomorrow with my boyfriend. \ud83d\ude0c\ud83c\udfa3 #excited


One word could have so much meaning behind it, it's crazy.


@BossManFaz I'm not driving :/ I'll ask if there's room


I don't want to go today... #teamsleepdeprived


Wishing a car would hit me on my way to class, so I guess it must be Monday.


Nothing annoys me more than when someone takes 10 minutes to text back.


So I walk to the closest phone store and the guy called me sister 50x lol


The kids just flipped out on me bc the screen at the movies said turn cell phones off \JENNA DID YOU SEE WHAT IT SAID?!?!?\""


@LavaLampXi I hate it more when people raise their hand to ask a question and begin it with \ya I just had a question...\""


There are so many Blacks and Asians on American Idol this year. And that's not even racist. #holycrap


It takes almost an hour to dry my hair. It's so thick \ud83d\ude2b


@brookekay It'd be really cool if I wasn't studying my brains out every spare second I have :/


Ew coldplay is the free song of the day :( #shitty


Anxiety you are the biggest bitch in the world I hate you \ud83d\ude0a


I can't stop shaking.. It's kinda scary.


\LLCoolJ looks like he should only drive a limo now\" @NickSilhouette"


I'm about 110% sure I made it clear that I don't want to be lied to.


Me and izzy are going to get our second hole pierced tomorrow \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc4c


@larentaemerald mine too!The apple didn't fall far from the tree and I think I even topped it! Betcha the teachers won't b callin me again!\ud83d\ude1c


@sch_1989 weber is garbage he doesn't have a point yet this year


I never have a full tank of gas....If someone ever tried to steal my car like they so in the movies, they would run out of gas after 5 miles


The fact that I was so tired I wore pink sweatpants #scrubbin


@JonoEvansIOM right on.  Yea so I'm just saving to replace what I had to sell haha


@SirPaul2 Hope u did too! Chances are you did, sure u were a good boy this year!


@sienicoleex3 you'll always loss just saying!!!


who gets sick on the weekend?! like, really?!


@Steven_D24 idk, who it could have been.


only perk of the first day of school is that it's the beginning of the @LillyPulitzer Endless Summer Sale


Shemar offering restraint loud bellowing thorough out the woods#CriminalMinds


@morgannmiller05 when we were tan\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude01


@M_PATT22 you just boosted my confidence & made my day!! #LoveYou \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 58.5 F,\nHumidity 76% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


@dyard5 That record all qbs will be shooting for the next 50 years. Rings are coming.


\You're almost 17 britt you don't have to ask me to hang out with boys anymore just go\" um k mom...."


@Drewstein Drew!!!! Its a sign!! It just came on 102.9!!


I can't wait til summer and I can do whatever the fuck I want..


I know who goes before me, I know who stands behind, the God of angel armies is always by my side... @christomlin #love #morningjam


Braces come off tomorrow morning. \n\nToday is the happiest day of my life.


@iNURSELISA but you can say they might not be built for a series like this. Our number 3 hitter had 8 homers....


I'd give anything to be back to what I weighed in high school!


nothing better than drinking caramel vodka & whipped cream in the bathroom @ & Leah #itstrue #seriouslythough


Is it too early for frozen strawberries soaked in vodka? #Asking4AFriend


Just had a giraffe fight with @MikeWfc24689


@KelseyFinnegann I expect several souvenirs


Although I love being home I will miss the joyful Sundays spent with @kinseyhubbard this semester. Go kick butt on your finals girl!


It's pisses me off when you do that \ud83d\ude20


I miss @Smalls_xo  so much I'm fucking  quoting her ad laughing


AFL \nPITTSBURGH POWER \nSTEVEN SHEFFIELD \nWILL NOT B W/TEAM \n4 THIS WKS GAME \nBECAUSE HIS FATHER PASSED \nAWAY THIS WK


People ask me why I refer to myself as Ratchet Rachel all the time . Because being normal is boring .


All it takes is a boner to kill your vibe


Speeding on my way to see @heyitsstephh I'm just too excited


Of I don't get a job soon I'll probably cry


Omg this flag football season is gonna be legit. I would've never thought people would be trying to join OUR team.


why settle down when you can live it upppp #timeofmylife


@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim.


Here's to the girl, who wrecked my world, that angel who did me in.


This is the worst 420 ever. I'm pisseddd


@MacToler10 @hannah_azalee @kaylabohanon22 Hannah and I have already decided this hahaha


Wind 3.1 mph NW. Barometer 29.88 in, Steady. Temperature 81.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 44%


@mabry_sarah you left your hoodie downstairs in the boathouse!


@connor_curley hahahaha\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I'm hallway done with the first paper!


@J_coddington64 well that just goes without sayin at this point haha


Because of @AlxJames10 it is no longer McDonald's! On our way to MITT-DONALDS!! :) \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@bubbav26 couldn't have said it any better


Girl, you need to cut those toenails #ew


@lindsayymaree haha that's what I thought it meant


I tell you what I think, whether you like it or not haha


I've been home for a half hour and already bored af.


I will feel like a total idiot tomorrow. Yep!


I feel bad for people because I know most parents aren't half the parents mine are.


@kaylivs bring me some of their Mac and cheese! \ud83d\ude01


@chad444lewis Where were at last night. #slacker


@KmarhieLovin you hit three field goals and 1 offensive td come on now


@Kris_Kros_13 i never wanna hear you complain about xbox ever again!


Not being able to sleep on a game night.....<<<


Monopoly at McDonalds. Always gets my hopes up and then tosses me out an airplane when I don't win shit.


@theweeknd's voice is orgasmic to my ears.


Great game tonight @Snitker1011 @_LiL_Spud_ #ontoState


@CoryBux @bluecreek19 i liked it, pretty awsome


I can't believe that's iPhone 5 is about to be out-dated in 3 minutes. \ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\udcf1\ud83d\udd2b


Tending 6-close..beat the heat and have a cold one with me..ric Soens at 10 so come in after the hs games. #WSP


I guess I could've seen that coming? But I definitely wasn't prepared for it... Life goes on.


@JoeDelFranco Definitely can't wait to play this game.  Need to wait a couple months first, though.


honestly couldn't ask for a better group of friends \ue414


Longgggg day ahead tomorrow.. bed time for this girl\ud83d\ude34


@kayla_carey @heat1242 Hahaha omg! I'm gonna try to be home what time are you workin til Barb?


@nicoleandbri your so welcome stay #beautiful


@Bloody_Hooker wait what song is that lol?


One of the kids finally caught a ball for once


I could see @youngdreamin bein grandpa from the boondocks when he gets older.


Like it is making me cry. That song was just not meant for happiness


Honestly, I missed my bdubs family today \ud83d\udc94


That is not okay.. Let's geaux tigers! #LSUWIN


@AshleyyStepp haha well thanks for keeping it up, I keep forgetting about it but eventually me and Kaitlyn will make out way over! \ud83d\ude0a


uniforms to school today.\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udf80


Some guy my dad works with thought that my mom was my dad's daughter... Uh yeah she doesn't look THAT young. o_O


If your going to talk shit about me in the same room as me, say it to my face instead of being a little bitch about it. #IDareYou


So..let's talk about how I woke up from a dream thinking that my bag was falling...


Just cooked a pizza with the cardboard on the bottom... Wtf


@ChiveOnStPaul cold full mug  of greatness get into my belly


Finally bought Born Sinner and I'm SO GLAD I DID.


Well I guess im goin to the movies thursday


And Bama got a blowout win today. Fucking love that


I wonder if my dad wonders where I've been...


Seriously whoever came up with the idea of morning lockout is a genius. I love it soo much \ud83d\ude0d


@SeanHoughton2 do you remember what we talked about?


I am ready for bed, but I still have a test and a lab today. \ud83d\ude20\ud83d\udd2b


@CaraAnn__ haha!! We're going to be so obnoxious. @mac6288 isn't going to want to be seen with us


@ReemaP127 no prob...it be nice if you talked to me more tho lol \ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude05


@danbriere and  you will always be in my prayers  my true fan always


One you turds bout to get slapped in the mouth! #talladeganights


Tweet all the shit. You don't wanna really know what's going on and you're gunna judge, then Fine. #todaloo


moms going to get the papers to get me homeschooled tomorrow. #finally


This setpiece shooting gallery taking place against FC Dallas is going to end badly.


there's nothing more that I try to be is a good person but everyone sees me as a terrible one instead


@AllisonShedd yeah our trip it was good!  What you into?


Trying to guess the big announcement Monday.@dpshow @SheaInIrving Is Shea going to be hosting @TheBoxscoreShow? #sheainmilford


Mike is such a jerk \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc94


Im such an old lady perv for creeping on @RobbieKay_ twitter. So cute, yet so young. Plus I'm married. Also he's an actor. And a kid.


Like food,, or a candy bar or something.


@DanielLockie1 since stats mean something? He ran past him all day. Mich qb very elusive and rarely ran to his side.


C'mon now everyone loves a blonde \ud83d\ude09


I though the Skittles God threw up all over the streets but it's just every girl and her neon Nike Frees


\u201c@WorIdComedy: \Mom, look!\"....\"that's nice sweetie\"....\"Oh that's so cool how you saw without looking...\"\u201d My mom does this all the time"


@henryzimmer I know where you live an fagit


@JLeaver15 I said it was a foul. But the only reason we're hearing about it is because it's Kobe


@brad_crandall94 we'll be twinning soon;)


You know your cars ghetto when the hubcaps say ABS on them like that's something great


And while observing other relationships, I realize that I am very thankful for mine \ud83d\udc95


I want a dog for Christmas !! #Christmas \ud83d\udc36\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84


Heading to zombie fest! Night of the Living Dead playing in the old theater \ud83d\ude0a


You know those times where you just have to stop in the middle of the road and pick a wedgie? @___cynthiaj


So glad @jaimedlea and @sarahtalkington have faith in my soon to be 18 year old self. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


they risked all 3 of there lives for a little girl


@tyler_wireman Congratulations big brother, once again! This time around its a little brother! Yay! Can't wait to meet him!! #family


You feel so high like you're a flying kite


@T_tiiime hahaha but she was like *clap, clap, clap* \yay me!!\""


Feels good to finally be settled and moved back to Purdue with all of my favorite people


\u201c@LaceEmUP10_: \I wanna tell the world about us, just so they can get JEALOUS!\" #Literally ;)\u201dI was just thinking that man I swear"


My sister turned down watching the walking dead with me to watch the bible.....now i feel like a sinner.


We are more like brother and sister, tbh.


We got winners we got losers, chain smokers and boozers


@_daniellelee 3 for me \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


I knew this \ happiness \" wasn't gonna last very long ."


I just parked between two #BIG #TRUCKS ..... I just hope their Gone before I get out of school. ;)


Always look up the movies times BEFORE you sneak into the movie theatre @HHuntermeyer46


Holy moly it's 3 in the morning...... HOW DOES THIS HAPPEN?!


Statey hiding on the mass pike at 5:40 a.m. on a Monday morning. That is just wrong.


@wwwbigbaldhead @TheWalkingFans great behind the scenes man looking forward to this season


@fuckinhaley @FuckingBoyle omg I love Micheal.


@AmandaKoppers love you and our talks \u263a\ud83d\ude18


@kelsey_brooke30 okay. You had me scared for a minute...


I am not about this chem class right now fuck it I just walked out teacher is a idiot


I'm blowing up your twitter feed because I'm going insane from boredom, work is dead as ever. Please save me S.O.S


I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven.


@AmLynnnn of course they are cause I'm coming home today\ud83d\ude0a


@emizyn \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 text me loove \ud83d\ude0a


@allisonmangham stay away from my boy.  He's too young for you.  Take those \ud83d\ude0dlove eyes elsewhere \ud83d\ude04


@wackmejackie it was sarcasm. Take a joke you little baby.


If you've tried to get with my girlfriend don't try to be my friend that's just not how I work


Can anyone that's inGladstone bring Maggie to me where I'm babysitting in Gladstone!? YOU'D BE A LIFE SAVER.


Since everyone Is wearing a football jersey on Friday yanno if anyone wants to donate a jersey to a nice person You can just text me\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude02


Back to December is playing, thinking of you @mysticbeautyy__


Can't believe my mom ask me if I wanted anything from best buy and I don't know what I want


#33MillionBeliebers I'm so proud. This family doesn't shrink, no. It gets bigger. I love you guys. #BielieberFamily


@H1S_COV3RG1RL  Good moring to you too. Sorry to hear about the police officer. My love and prayers are out to you and his family <3


I talked for one day in an Australian accent like a month ago and now I do it out of habit a lot of times someone please... Save me


@Tomklegstad Thanks, Tom Tommy Thomas. :)


get my screen fixed tomorrow \ud83d\udc4c


@NickDalbec I dot know how many I did. I'd say 1


As a guy I would honestly be embarrassed to be your friend.


@e_millz11 Omg stop being so swag and share some!


Me an otis should be on buckwild cause where crazier then they every thought abt being


This doesn't mean your going to the super bowl next year. It's a half.


@Queezy5954 such a scary time in our lives


He literally said the same things to me...#butok


Nebraska Cornhuskers, those lucky bastards.  #fb


@mitchell92 depending on where they were though, there aren\u2019t really any other options to get through there.


Using Google Hangout to chat to another school about Google Apps. #GoogleInception


@MoFoChance20 @LexeeRamsey Lexee..it's your call!


Seeing your coach at the bar is always fun


@brucebentley that will be cool. FHN will be the home team?


these bruises make for better conversation.


Doing cosmetic work on cars relatively cheap. Painting rims, blacking out tail lights, painting trim, emblems, letters, and calipers. DM me


@Stephen_Hemphil Stephan you did the right thing she deserved to know. You're not fake


Had such a good night with my sisters :) joining \u0391\u039f\u03a0 was such a good choice, I have so many great and beautiful friends \ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39\ud83c\udf39


@ThatSchwakGirl I would... I honestly don't think I woulda got rid of it without getting medicine.. \ud83d\ude15


Ok we get it you went to the beach no need to see 200 photos\u270b


In the midst of the great I-75 migration


I made 8 cups of coffee and I'm almost done with them all I'm shaking and sweating


I hate that people have such high expectations of me


This next month is gonna bring so much more for me. Can't wait to see what's in store.


@NBCRevolution when will Revolution be on? I have to go to work. Don't mess with my DVR.


I try so hard to be sexy. Then I realize how awkward and weird I am. And that no one likes me anyway


@lizz_khalifa13 oh now you wanna adventure


So toasty in my flannel and jeans I dont wanna change


I don't want to be that person who walks away so easily


@dylansmithh that's what everyone's saying! I have it on my laptop I just haven't had time


@maadi25 NOOO I want Sophie, everybody else just wants to poke her butt ..


\ue403 I can't stop crying! I think I should have just kept it all in after while!


@havenrhoda Come hold my hand when I get it done!


@kaait_mariee @tiffanirascher play this summer with us!


0-2 to 3-2. Just like the old days #manutd


@JennyGhe that song has a special meaning to me lol


Gonna miss my best friend these next two weeks @drinkwinebrian \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude22


Yoda nodded. \Always two, there are - no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.\""


Jesse from Hannah Montana is so dreamy \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\udc9c


I only have 5 projects, 3 days of work, 2 classes, and 1 exam left to do until Monday. So there's that.


I saw @edsonabadia today! so I'm pretty happy \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b


@Katesif13 @BernyNichols @Hiaaimemily movie date girlies\ud83d\udc95


why the laptop has to be a piece of shit constantly is beyond me


Road trip music brought to you by @dispatchmusic this morning!


You are literally the worst kind of person.


@skyrimmichael right oh my god. It's pissing me off bc they don't need to see that everyone is disappointed either like stop


@5Spazzy_Mcgee5 I'm gonna miss you today.... \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14


Now your talkin my language. \ud83c\udfa7


Can't take twitter any more tonight .. You are all ignorant and annoying \u270b


@pple_sauce holy shit I'm sorry hope your ok and everything goes good. If you need anything let me know. Ill pray for ya brother


My thoughts will echo your name until I see you again.


I live seeing the captains discuss the episode on #TheBait #DeadliestCatch


@chantheman233 i might be a little jealous...\ud83d\ude2a


If I pay someone $5, will they do community service with me? \ud83d\ude02


Ok I'm kinda done with these weird dreams like why is this happening!? \ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02


You're not allowed to use the word tit, that's our word #subtweet


Bahamians real dangerous.... yall drink his guinness, eat his hamburger and hot dog and take his house and still vote no


#StoryBehindMyScar @AlissaChambers burned my hand with my straightener


I like ask a lot. I just don't like to ask question. Unless its too my dudes. #eleventeen


Actually dreading this ride home \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude11


@xPrayoga @TDWPband yep! It's like 45 mins away from me!


@StevieHolecz @mihkaylaleigh yes like that


@Endyourlifepls @MeirenyuDabel American Horror Story season one


@MTVsJohn @bethfleming10 you couldn't afford it


The thought of an alien invasion scares the shit out of me.


@erinlizzieellis I fucking love you. #cantstoplaughingatthattweet


@dacybrooke I freaken love you. Thanks for everything.


Are you on drugs or are you just naturally stupid?


\@xoxo_bekah: Implying that someone is an irresponsible parent because they smoke weed is beyond childish.\" Inferring*"


I don't hate you boy, I just want to save you while there's still something left to save.


WHAT THEY'RE DELETING THE VIDEO DIARIES ?! NO. BRB JUMPING OFF THE EIFFEL TOWER


@tkubic__99 right? what I don't understand is how you lose a quad. it just doesn't make sense. and ok what time


Pretty sure I gave you everything to so how about stop


Christmas is in like 8 days right? &guess who still doesn't have their tree up\ud83d\ude12 \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf84


@RecDigggity I'm actually fighting them too


I'm scared for my life with Ben and Jacob. #helpme


@johnthornsbury hell Yeahhh man, that's good as fuck


One day this girl I work with will stop thinking she's hot shit.


i still need to find myself a valentine :)


@c_patch_ you're not supposed to eat the leaves...


We are the kids our parents warned us about


whenever i am out east @ 4 am i just am curious of everyone's internet habits at the moment.


Leaving school at 12:10 \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude1c


August 4, 2013\nDear Diary,\nI had to put the heat on in my car. I now believe that Mother Nature sold her soul to the Devil.


Lie to me is my favorite show and white collar. Gossip girl too but that show stresses me out.


Turns out The Griff called Iowa softball with Anthony Weller on @KCJJ. Small world.


As wicked as you are, you're beautiful to me.  You're the darkest burning star, my perfect disease.


Oh hell no, i did not leave the south side for this.


@jmayes_zing yeahhh buddy I bet I beat you lol


@CruzBrummond I felt so dumb after texting u that today lolol...


Everyone looks so sick with all this pink gear #MLB #MothersDay


Where'd all my Red Hot Chili Peppers songs go?? \ud83d\ude2b


Holy fuck! This is taking forever! I'll give u a damn selfie if it makes this go any faster!!! #tiredofwaiting


I know you got a lot of life in you left


@_Ginger_Spice_ haha alright ! Joe is bitching at me so I thought I'd ask


Upon receiving a snapchat video from @ItsYellDan, I become very nervous.


And yet you still don't text me. \ud83d\udc4c


brb, I think someone just walked into my house.


I think @MWray1992 & @Breelynnx338 have been hiding in a hole somewhere! \ud83d\ude1d Miss you guys! #HangOutSoon


IM DEF GONNA GET THIS MOVIE QUESTION FUCKING WATCH


@JacobJasper24 @JakeCarlosneal5 you both suck #thatisall


@birrymobrey let me quit my job & ill be right there \ud83d\ude0a


Chili, caramel apples, and movie day! #stupidbellyproblems


*Brother checks himself out in the mirror before we go* #BomanFamilyProbz


@katieruth_xo I don't think @justinbieber realizes how awful he is


@jennatwomiller OH GOSH NO THATD BE HORRIBLE


Four bags and two boxes later, I'm finally done packing. #thankgod


I've hit snooze at least six times already.. #fuckschool


@OhhDatResee I never said it was bra. I just wanted to make sure. Say no more.


Feeling are really weird... Sometimes they are there and you want them to go away. And others times you can't seem to find them.


Crazy how the same things look, from different states of mind.


Adventures at the computer lab with @kayyy_squared and #twitterlessjulie #dontjudgeme


@JGerken21 wah. I was gonna come out tonight, but everyone's gone. Haha


I thought you were suppose to get worse when you get older, not get better. \ud83d\ude33


I have to learn CPR at 8am tomorrow \ud83d\ude11


@Teezy115 @larryfitzgerald you like the cardinals can't get much dumber


@loganhary11 You sayin driving to Otsego is a bad thing?


My sister @bschragal just drank a cup of coffee & at the bottom of the cup was a sweet n low wrapper. Ahahahahah #ew


@SarahBelle05 I AM NOT! plus conn said that the divisions have 4 teams. So there.


If you're a girl and I text you, you should feel special!


@TiptonBrooke I'm stayin with you tonight . Lol


Why is it sooo much harder to workout when it's this hot outside?! \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude35


@mitchmac9 yep! I'm going with most of your gym actually


@ryanphughes how long is your daily training routine on average?


#Publix parking lot.. Where napping is a pleasure.


@OpTic_NaDeSHoT @OpTic_JKap @OpTicScumpii @OpTic_BigTymeR @OpTicH3CZ  I've literally watched #OpticVan several times such a great game


@chrispeak1 @ChrisMuellerPGH EAT COBB you Giant Eagle bitches


@mirandakrasinsk I hope your parents do plan on getting an alarm for the house


@Kaylee_Nicole01 I miss you too! I really do! Like when can I see ya


@32432tee \nI have never bow before but I am a Second-degree brown belt so I can spare. How different is boxing?


\@raaaccchhhh: Its been a lonnggg day\" its been a long week & its only tuesday..."


And I can't even drive my own car cause the registration expired yesterday. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2d


And I'll more than likely sit around and casually pack..and only get half done #procrastination


Taking A nap because I don't wanna put up with people right now\ud83d\udc4c #HappyThanksgiving


I'm scared the first time something bad happens, you'll run away.


The king of queens is thee greatest show ever \ud83d\ude02 #dying


@MattLabashosky NO I SAY THAT WHENEVER, that would never happen in my lifetime.


@aNiMaLOVER069xo the second one is 394829 times worse prepare yourself


I don't want to shave tomorrow though. \ud83d\ude29 #mybabybeard


@NickMahoney69 i forgot you worked tonight!


I left my girl back home , I don't loooveee her no more .


My friends don't even care about my scrapbook, seriously almost crying about this


Why do people have to always make shit up....


Just another Tuesday night with the usuals. We at it again


Why am I tweeting while I could be playing 2K \ud83c\udfae


@Ashlyn_Pissini you spelled love wrong it's LOVE not Hate


@Mom_code lol my man does all that want a tutorial for ur husband haha


Words of scott 'think of your period like a car that needs its oil changed' WTF!!! #WordsOfWisdom \ud83d\ude11


I remember this one time I left the bathroom and this adult was yelling at all my friends and he saw me and was like where were you


#ThoughtsInTheHallway what are you wearing how did your parents let you out of house why is your hair that color no


Just played a round of disc golf in Arkansas and still haven't seen Bill or Hillary. #marcopolo


To the people whoses papers i reviewed. Ur gonna notice that all the comments are the same for everyones paper. And thats because they are.


Well, Christmas is today for my boys and girls. Because I'll be on the beaches for a couple weeks in South Carolina


every time I talk about hockey Madison has no idea what I'm saying


now I know why @Red_Robbbins is my bestfriend


@Josiemb7 seriously thought you were dying


Doing what I just did with tired knees and full coveralls....I need a nap now.


@DickieV I really thought Brad Stevens would be the next Duke or UNC coach. You think that could still be a possibility in 4-5 years?


@LondnBlue I think that's normal or we are both weird :/


Hate when people link their Facebook, twitter, and Instagram now I saw it all three times I get it


WTF? And Mary from #thegirlsnextdoor died. This is such an awful day.


My twitter feed consists of @Cal_Larson_Show & more Cal...


@LeslieLeupen I'm gonna call your bluff...they're Reese cups.


3 macallans and 1 Miles Logan not a bad dinner thank you JP rep


bout to watch Evil Dead \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c


An unopened bottle of #drpepper has been in the study room for at least a day, does that mean its fair game? #iwantit


A side chick a day keeps the blowjobs away


Woke Up 11 Minutes Before My Alarm Was Supposed To Go Off


@Morgan_Alyssaa probably s4 or the note 3


Katie hates me now, she won't even text back #sad #whathappened


Being woke up by gun shots? Only in Elk Creek..


Everyone I am sorry for the strange posts....


@samiceno I have a semester of undergrad then grad school, don't worry I'll be around!!


@Brookeee2424 I will, thank you\ud83d\udc9c


I hate when I see people fighting and/or crying on campus..... #awkward


\Oh I'm sure something will turn up, Sherlock. A nice murder, that'll cheer you up.\" Haha. I can't pull myself away from this series."


930 amd in bed already! What is wrong with this picture?? #sleepytime


I'll go to heaven or I'll go to hell before I see you with someone else


@JeremyWGR  Wood the Sabers look different under Laviolette with this same roster?


I'm having such a bad hair day\ud83d\ude15


Couldn't have asked for better travel weather today. See you in the winter, New England!


@KamenHikari it took me about an hour to get all the way through it


I'd rather stay in bed then get up and go hunting in the cold


\u201c@TheFactsBook: Apple i-phone is 2nd best selling product of all time after Rubik\u2019s Cube.\u201d


It's just a bad look when a girl is jealous over what a boy did, like it's his choice, you don't have a Say..


@kylenoll123 Phew, thank god I'm not the only one :)


So bitches whose going to bike week tonight with me (:


I can't wait to go to dayglow in October \ud83d\ude1b\ud83c\udfa8


maybe I should move away instead of staying here


Ugh. Assholes. Watch where you're going.


@HorryPuttor I love you too, haha. I'll probably read your tweets to my class tomorrow. :) \u2665


I'm going to be happy with any of the evicted houseguests. GET RID OF AMANDA!


On god if the power goes out I'm out this bitch


@J_nose_Best no but so many girls want that and it's not necessary


having a cracked screen is so frustrating


@PTCalebChrisman if it snows, you can write enough content to fill a weekend section.


\@SummerAnnGriner: What is the world coming to..\"preach"


Like that episode was so good I think I need to watch it again


It's sad when the Nickelback song playing in the mall is better than 99% of the current top 40 songs on the radio.


Wouldn't it be ironic to die in the living room?


Always be thankful \ud83d\ude4f life could be much worse...


I feel like my messages do you are pointless.


The voice on candy crush sounds like it wants to violate me. #tasty


WTF I just want to go home before I have to go back to work but noooo I can't even get to my house.


@floridaccracker @redcowhills so tag u under the red CowHills


I've been trying to talk to you for 2days now... :( you better snap,text,or call me like now @tiff_lemon


@kbrovold10 Thanks man! Have fun packing today!


@KatieYourLady15 Christmas is the day after tomorrow.


nothing like late night showers and belting out one direction


Why are they benching Manning?!?!? Fantasy Super Bowl is a failure


@XPrincessIrinaX I'm gonna be honest with you probably not


@rayzorbladee43 the truth is we've won the last 2 meetings..... So yeah


I crack myself up sometimes. I'm such a loser, it's comical.


@spanglah where'd you go last night hahaa


@RockstarGames got kicked again 3 times after I sent that pic, I haven't killed anyone or done anything wrong just trying to do missions


it takes an angel to raise a family. \u2764\ufe0f


To suffer well is to know the goodness of God and the future he's prepared despite circumstances. Trust him in the dark. #sojourneast


Dear @TylerDonnay why are you so hot I'm melting I'm melting


@casscootiez AWWW lets go back and get him!!!!


I wish madi could drive bc she never has a way to me


#WhenIGetMarried I'm going to build a happy and safe home before I bring children into this world .


I had more fun than I thought I would for being in kent by myself for 3 weeks so far


@JoshDEletto teehee your welcome \ud83d\ude0aill always be here fore you especially when you come out of the closet \ud83d\udc6c\ud83d\udc95


Can't wait to watch my bestie dance tonight \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc8b @MickeyJones2342 #firsttime


@_amberjohnson_ Now we can post inappropriate things via social network without my mom seeing \ud83d\ude4a. #wearechildren


I can't get over how well I understand Anatomy.


Found myself at your door, just like all those times before, I\u2019m not sure how I got there, all roads they lead me here.


I got a chemistry final at 5:30 today, I really should be studying but all I can think about is the chemistry were about to make \ud83d\ude09


\u201c@MensHumor: Everyone has that one friend who is always asking for money.\ Hahahahahha @themunchkinlynn #tooperfect"


I've never had a Cro-nut but I imagine that it tastes similar to what love feels like. I can't imagine eating it and not being happy.


I don't really care to have friends .. Sooner or later I get annoyed of everyone anyways! \ud83d\ude10


@BBbrodyBB no..saw it on my 52\ LED TV..."


I love my family picking me up when I'm hittin a rough patch


Lolol. Who is @Helter_10 talking about right now?


Don't think about it to much to much to muuuuch


@OhValerieeee_ advocare 10 day herbal cleanse


@Amb3rJayy crap! Cause I need someone for 8 for carryout!


@K_EMMER @vibetheflow KATE YOU'RE ROCKIN' THE BUTTERFLY DRESS.


count a million in ya face and spend it in a day


@buzz2023 I didn't know I did\ud83d\ude02


Game of thrones seems like a tv show of skyrim and if that's true why am I not watching???


In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav.


@Lebronte23 stopppp itttt \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@HammDevin523 haha well thank you!\ud83d\ude01


@Hannah_Nicolee4 I love you too best friend!\ud83d\udc99


@DB_Scooch @sayitainttone hi you guys are my favorites \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0d


set a status about missing nick and my husband tyler comments saying he misses his wife (: and now were planning a date (: #soulmates


Car rides with @drewmc95 are the best. All we do is sing, sing, sing. #dontevenholdback


I'm going to go on a rant here but one thing one directiojn aka end of 2011 beginning 2012 always and forever be my favorite one direction


Wind 2.0 mph SE. Barometer 1018.4 mb, Falling. Temperature 63.7 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 37%


How do you have 14 girlfriends a yer and still hate your life? Shut up and live life fuck.


Night night twitter. Gotta be up early tomorrow. \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


I want to straighten my hair but I really want to take a nap. Lol


Andddd I'm missing the season premiere of Dance Moms. #fml


im glad i felt like i made my math final my bitch and got a terrible grade.. great


I wish you could see my disappointment and frustration right now. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude24


If you can't see anything beautiful about yourself, get a better mirror. Look a little closer. Stare a little longer.


@Hail_Haines I'm not thirsty, you're just my #WomanCrushWednesday \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udf39


@rachnicole2 Wah I only saw you for like ten minutes \ud83d\ude2d


The stairs to my basement have tried to kill me on multiple occasions. I have fell down them completely twice almost dying both times. Js


@50ShadesOfTan why did I know that and you didn't?


Sometimes I hate being me, but 99% of the time I love it. \ud83d\ude05


@w_chaffin409 @TylerNowlin please tell me this isn't the same weekend as Dallas sx?!


Some things never change. #shouldaknownbetter


Julia is now friends with my friends\ud83d\udc4c now it must go both ways


@Nicolie_x33 you can't make eggs you weirdo haha? And actually I want French toast


Next tattoo tomorrow \u270f\ufe0f\u2712\ufe0f\u2702\ufe0f\u2702\ufe0f\ud83d\udccc


Taylor I went to bed at 3 and woke up at 5:50:/ this sucks!


I hate looking at the future! #freaksmeout


If I see you face booking and not texting me back you best expect the cold shoulder.


Really hoping my new debit card comes in this week cause I still have to finish my Christmas shopping this weekendd


You're gonna get yourself up, you're gonna find yourself somehow. And you know that you're gonna be better without a doubt.


@NKOTB @joeymcintyre Yay Griff!!! He's getting so big. Where has the time gone??


@yorkiemischief which twitter handle should I use for you now? And if I made 2 hipsters out of the same fabric, do you think I could do\u2026


Can't wait for new Steeler season. Back to IPhone App-Steel City Buzz. Later Lamar. Jim


@thenamesJSwag we are, you're more than welcome to make me a sandwich


Gator Boys with my best friend. \u2764 @Masonknipp


I can always count on my polish boys to make me feel better #stolat


It occurred to me that whoever first said \live and let live\" was probably too weak to kill the thing he didn't want to let live. A pity."


HOMECOMING IS A MONTH AWAY. STOP WITH THE MADNESS. k thanks.


@annie_smith1220 @bradmeiser @AlysonMRech hahaha I love this a lot! I'll be down to visit next weekend!


I've been sitting in the same chair all day, doing the same thing.\n\nI'm pretty sure my back is a giant knot at this point.\n\n#canigetabackrub


@SethMan31 true. Reminds me of that HOU striker that got 2 on us. Just not my kind of player regardless. Tough to cheer for.


I drank way toooooo much last night. Fuck me #stilldrunk


@Rhy_Jewell08 love you! I'm always here if you need to talk!


If you're planning to be a zombie at work tomorrow like me, come check out the Cheryl Nicole Band at Paulie's Toasted Barrel tonight.


#WhatMakesMeMad people who say go kill yourself


I stand out,  not by being loud or anything,  by being me.


Thank god I'm lactose tolerant. \ud83d\ude4f


Can't believe my sister and I agreed on a pair of shoes! That never happens


My mom just went straight up to the people at TJ Maxx and said, \Yall's bathrooms are flat out disgusting..\""


Everybody @ work calls me Nicole \ud83d\ude16 but as long as my paycheck comes on time I could care less \ud83d\ude0e #yafeelme


I though we were best friends, but I seem to have thought wrong.


Okay just because you're winning doesn't mean you have to hit the floor & act like you're a bunch of hardasses. Get over yourselves.


@kaylabbyy you're so nice it's unbelievable lol


@meghang413 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I never emailed him my paper! I'm just gonna give him a copy at class tomorrow!


Travis Tritt doin justice to the national anthem. #StillGotIt


@AvaTheLioness_ we need to know this why?


Ahhhh I missed my acrylics \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01


@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?


Good luck at your games baby! \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc9a @bigwilli3style


@MegmoFosho make someone take you to get food. There's $9 in the console of my car you can have FOR FOOD. Don't take it for no reason


Finally at home and now I feel sick #nobueno #nastyfood


I hate being sick. It makes me hate everyone and everything.


so Arizona is sounding better and better by the moment


I can't do anything right. Nothing at all.


The silence isn't so bad, until I look at my hands and feel sad, because the spaces between my fingers are right where yours fit perfectly.\u2665


Just because you're a jumper does not mean you race as fast as you can go around a course... #strategy and #turns babe. That's scary.


Relaxing with Lucas in my lap and #tigers on the tv. Nice way to end the night.


The question is should I watch the live stream for This Is us premier or should I not?


Baby fever\ud83d\ude33 lol can't Rhy go back to being a little baby for just one day\ud83d\ude01\u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d


@leahmosselliott thanks for the run this morning #windy


@owildet @arissa_janae @middleofanegg do I even want to know


\@abbi_leighann: #MaleLies she is just a friend .\""


working out and knowing we're planning on a YEH! Trip after is just silly. #ohwell \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude02


@ssc1977 yeah chuck said he will have the car working tomorrow. Happy Easter


Thank god i have you to fold laundry too


@msteakley94 @meganlynneee pajamas all day everyday, and maybe a nice outfit or two for the Holiday gatherings


Maybe the place is up to your standards now.


@SuperSnarkz I want to make cookies tonight! Can I have your top secret chocolate chip cookie recipe?!


When I drive home late at night, I assume every car is being driven by a drug dealer.


Nothing creepier than a man sitting outside in a car on your street for over an hour with his car running...


MOVE IN DAY MOVE IN DAY MOOOVE IIIN DAAAAAY.


I wanna meet Theresa from Long Island Medium


@MalorieMoen the carnies are soooo scary!! \ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude2d


The highs are bound to be accompanied by the lows.


@ThatShit_RAY eh. Feel like I was much crazier before I came to Iup


@EZT_PBSswaqq what?! Is on nickelodeon?!


@PLossion I actually favorited that before I listen to the album.... Now I'm disappointed


@drdeath149 @FynnHeitmann shut up joey -___- haha. I helped my mom.


From the songs she sings to the prayers she prays


I cannot wait for all this drama I my life to be over.


you can stop yelling at me for not making my Christmas list. sorry I don't know what the fuck I want. you can get me nothing for all I care.


Some random grandma at my grandpas retirement home just came up to me and smacked my butt and asked if I was aloud to be out this late (8pm)


@p_dro91 @therealjrsmith Shit's too funny lmao.


@Archaic_Jinx just do the middle finger thing until they get it through their thick skulls


@CeeBeeSmiley yes and you are my absolute favorite person \ud83d\ude0d


@Zak_Bagans your a great guy for saving the dog and putting into good hands #awesome


The serving by both teams is horrendous. \ud83d\ude33 @NCAAVolleyball


Comparing yourself to someone else can be poisonous.


Now all I can think about is 1/2 off tomorrow \ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf54\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf5f\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f


Today went great!!! The next few days need to hurry by!!! #PatientlyWaiting


@KatyNichole2013 I miss you too, dearest. \ud83d\ude25


I need to get away from everything and clear my mind.


@RobbieMount18 dang that's like 50 minutes away! Do you live by beaver creek?


@IAmJuicyJake lets not get too crazy now


@krisdanelle08 I have family here in KY. That do that fourwheeling fun day in, day out LOL!


@MileyCyrus when the moon hits your eyes LN


@BarnabyEdwards are they all the audio books you read this year?


@reba who are you rooting for? #superbowl


Fran has an obsession with me I'm pretty sure. He always takes videos and pictures of me.


@chickmcgee1   Balusters are the up and down things.


@xFlipThePaigex what happened? Are you okay?


@Van_Kotschi @cora_likins haha sorry savanna I'm stupid and got lost. I will definitely come out some other time in the summer!


@JTButterz and I literally talk about everything no matter what it is \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18


#experienced from him were approval, love, and pride. This wounded her to her core, but even though it was completely ne


proposal so that you can exempt any class that you are passing


I just fell in love with venomous by Trevor Hall @trevorhallmusic (I love you & I think you're beautiful) marry me! #obsesssed


Whyyyyy does shit like this always happen.. it's new years eve, I'm looking to have a good time with knots of people


@Sheridan_Ringel check the new schedule!!! Anything?!


@MaliciousMcCord Rasheed Wallace stared in are we there yet?


Getting my hair done today and I'm nervous as shit


If there happier with someone else, you shouldn't be jealous


Lol totally lied now to go hangout with the main\ud83d\udc4f


Thank god I don't work tomorrow. \n#textme


I feel like I'm going to throw up... #notok


I hate Deven bc his school alarm just went off and woke me up and I'm about to kill someone


@CaseyWeltner @megasawr @lynaeleanne it's cause I was creeping hard to see if you posted about something else. Then I saw a picture of Phil


@CaitlinM__ it sucks I watched 2-3 episodes and almost throw my tv out f the window


well would you look at that. The bears have clawed their way back. We need a good response coming out of the timeout.


Ate REAL strawberry chunks in my strawberry cheesecake ice cream come @AustinBlyton would be so proud.


How oomf was all over my TL \u2665\u2665


Think it over...'cause we'd like to get jackets...


#FuegoFridays are back at its brand new location--> #TheBankLounge - With music by: @dj_sheriff !! Grand Opening this Friday, Dec. 20


Vermont Academy Varsity boys soccer team won tonight, anyone who says differently is out of their minds. I love you guys!! #WildcatNation


First day back to school from break? Nothing some Melatonin and Vyvanse can't fix!


@henry_meinberg4 hahahaha dude that was the greatest


@kadynwalters no you text me 513-304-4992


Two hour countdown. I need a distraction


When iMessage isn't working \ud83d\udc4e


one day I have a life then the next day it disappears.. wtf?


this is the worst fucking place I could possible be right now.


Running on 3 hours of sleep....currently blaming my writing the essay professor for everything bad in my life


@taterbuuug when are we watching it \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udfb6


@Airr_Jordann you're love @REFIL_MY_ICETRE \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude1c


I wake up with a headache every morning and I have no idea why


Back to reality tomorrow. Its been real though..


Turning your pillow over to the cold side is such a magical feeling \ud83d\ude1b


That awful awkward moment when you run into a random guy in your dorm that looks exactly like your ex... And he's friend with your roommate


How about we try something other than run the first two downs?


Life is so weird, but it's pretty good most of the time


I just put on work out pants and a tank top and walked on the treadmill for an hour. You have no idea.. How hard that was and how happy I am


@BrittanyVilardo that's fine with me girly haha I really hope I get it though


If you're going to eat at the library, make sure you don't sound like a ravenous animal


Can't believe that I meant Hackett my sophomore year in high school at lifetime... \ud83d\ude02 And we are still friends. #timeflies


I seriously have a new outlook on life after this summer #happinessiskey


Do you listen to your music quietly and when it feels just right, do you think of me?


@decochiselko @3bamaboys @boysmomX3 @lcsissa @LaurieBennett7 @jenniferbrown64   Good luck Bucs! Go Buc moms!#perfect-season #hooverbucs


When that little piece of hope keeps you fighting....


@ASVP_James Your not gonna talk to me? \ud83d\ude33


@Dejan_Kovacevic @emptynetters Why were refs randomly giving TSA pat downs on players leaving locker room? Is that common?


@stephgiambrone it was nice. I didn't freeze my ass off or anything


@ohteenquotes: I believe in love at first sight because I've loved my mother since I've opened my eyes.


@Daniel_hagen57 did you ever finish your other one?


@hannaataylor22, @samtaylorrr15, & I just blew up vine #whoopsies


Lost our first game 2-1. Dominated but couldn't capitalize on our chances often enough


Just kidding.... Those fat ass cheeks and goofy ass hair didn't get laid


What doesn't kill you makes you stronger \ud83d\udcaa


Don't ever worry about people who don't worry about you.


Ohhhhh my hurrr make the ladies pants straight wet #freshcut


@R_Psquared hahah this is true. So when are you me JACKSON and Paul going tubing?!


@kitz_myass7 what time is the game Saturday ?


@JessicaChasmar Dear, how do you really feel?


Well. That was my first joint in a whileeee...


I want a perfect body, I want a perfect souul.


Why am I still up. I have a pounding headache


I'm so glad I gotta see my girl for a whole 10 min yesterday mon and Tuesday suck cause we both work #SadTweet #missmygirl @KennediSchultz


@TashaEllJee hope you are having filing at your new job and hope you have a good time at the ball


never will I ever control who my kids can and can't talk to


@trucrosswings staying warm up there in the arctic?


Can someone please take me to the beach?


@KennedyStGeorge I have no gas \ud83d\ude1e


@Kelly_Maltby @Ryanmilitia that's why I got a second job!


1 million retweets and I'll drink a glass of water. #shutup


Erin Andrews is hot as hell #NFCCHAMPIONSHIP


@SHAQ is grinning ear to ear on the outside for the Lakers to be swept tonight! #NBAPlayoffs


@TheBrightComp @lilbeanslondon I will be there on Sunday! Sorry @TheBrightComp - would love to catch up soon tho!


Lane. Oh my god. I swear. I hope you lost your game.


Are you seriously playing with a lightsaber?


Soooo... Where am I gonna sleep since there is a monster spider in my room


I was thinking about having an app developed for my business. Then I saw the approximate price. #nope #NotHappening


Im dropping out of school and moving in with @PrincessJordie and becoming her pet fish


scream and shout just came on\ud83d\ude0a


What do you call a group of chickens? A cluster cluck


My quality leader cusses out my supervisor every Thursday. It helps get me through the day.


My one true love is pregnant. No feature for me and her #pissed


I'll never be the skinniest, I'll never be the prettiest, I'll never be the funniest, but hey that's okay with meee \ud83d\ude01


I had fun today well Tuesday night.  I did something I didn't do in a long while


@reIatabIe: for every good selfie there are 47 failed ones. #TrueTweet


finallly a night I could actually go out and I end up home alone on my couch. #DaLife


Your the type of person I need in my life\ud83d\udc4c


@5mattyice5 @fossensbossin17 hey, I didn't say that!


@JakesSteaks1434 this has to be about me


It's looking like the packers are going to have at least one more meaningful week of football coming


We are already thinking of summer, and it's not quite winter yet...\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14 @ashkemp10


@ginniecritten she told me :) I put in a good word


\u201c@ENews: If you could play matchmaker, who would you set @Harry_Styles up with?\u201d Louis Tomlinson


@Nicole_Tompkin @WhatTheFreitas it could be worse you could be Poor Patty Lou


How do I get the text saying schools closed


Tired of watching this.  Penalties mistakes stupidity


@aj92294 it's fine lol. I just got out I'll be home soon


@allisonvile  lol why what's up? Ur too kind to have people do that to ya


There's a special place in hell for the person who came up with the idea of 7:30 am final exams


@RodJeremyyy I'm working on getting some nice leg muscle leave your bike here!


Taylor forcing me to watch videos of cats barking at 3 in the morning <<<


I kinda wanna buy a beanie but I mean idk..


If one more person hits my arm I got my flu shot in.... \ud83d\udd2b


Seven tied for the lead in the Senior division at 1 over and two tied for the lead in the Super Senior division! The weekend should be great


@KandyBeckySandy @regan_gillespie maybe.... \ud83d\ude09


@jordyn_zdrazil ummm why can't I retweet this? it's not letting me retweet yours again.


My Grammy is enjoying the dogs on the dog show that she believes look like lambs hahaha \ud83d\udc36


@DevilsGenerals #devils1stgoal Henrique #njdevils


@FriskiBriski93 I invited you so let's play.


Sneaking candy into the movie theater is about as bad ass as I get


@JordanBloomm on the study guide we did last class


Dark chocolate >> any other kind of chocolate


@MJermier07 oh yes! That is what I meant


\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02this movie actually relates to me so much


Everything you say annoys me and makes me cringe.............


You want to test somebody. ...I got something for that ass lol.


Vondohlen doubles to left to score Gibson


Headache and eyes crossing and it's only 10 pm. Don't wanna go to bed yet but I think it's time \ud83d\ude34


sorry guys I'm just really defensive when it comes to my family and friends because they mean the world to me and I'd do anything for them.


I take life a day at a time \ud83c\udf34


Way to make me feel like shit for the whole day mom.


@TheRealGbaby4 i'm not the one spelling you're wrong am i?


@Missy_Lanning I'm a picky eater like you and I LOVE almond milk!  You should give it  a little taste!  Just saying :)


Maybe. hopefully. probably. possibly. #jokaaaaaa \ud83d\ude1d


@MeganVStefan I am late to the show but yes you can only get primary emails to show up.  Let me know if you still need help or if you got it


Pretty much got all clothes for Christmas and I am completely ok with that


Maturity comes with experience, not age.


@Pirates It's time for a 9th inning rally #BUCN


@sjopierce is this the job they wanted you to be on the hiring committee?


Mom just texted me saying there in Ohio right now. Had no idea they were coming this weekend. That's a nice surprise


The amount of physics problems I have to do in the next week is disgusting \ud83d\ude48


Something tells me I'm into something good:)


Life is like box of chocolate, you never know what you're gonna get


I hate math. I hate math. I hate math. \ud83d\ude20\ud83d\udd22\ud83d\udd24\ud83d\udeab\ud83d\udc4a


I think I want something, and then I turn around and the next thing I know is that it's not what I want at all


A dolla makes me holla honey boo boo chiiiile


Its been more than a month since my last kiss, feelin like a virgin (:


There is a 100% chance I'll binge eat ice cream after every time I go to gym \ud83d\ude1b


@C_McConnaughey @TTurnmire41 barf \ud83d\ude37


@jayyybabyxoxo sorry you made fun of teen wolf but I would never burn down your house just probably keep angrily tweeting at you


#IGoToASchool where yoga pants are banned...


If I wanna smoke, I'm gonna smoke. Ain't no body gonna stop me.


Raise your glass if you are wrong in all the right ways


@AdamSchefter have you heard anything about Big Ben being in a car accident


Get your popcorn...this is going to be a wild day on the feeds.  #BB15


@CassiePelland7 DEAL. I'd love to see your face (:


Call me crazy but catching fire might be more of a love story than any Nicholas sparks movies.\ud83d\ude15


@KateCary6 You make me fell so special when you say it that way! haha


Yes. I eat two dinners, and try to consume 12,000 calories a day.


@ciarawilliams82 Brooke and I were laughing the other day about \land shark\". Lmao. I'm gonna miss the team so much!"


@HaleySchneider4 Oh ya know, I use to be cool. And then, thing went down hill...


@CahillHoseph @folstromcal she's a great lady.


@BetweenWorlds25 I don't know hun?! I am hoping so....


Melo was chub faced every year but the last two. Of course he's having knee issues now


Ohhhh and I'm going to Olive Garden tomorrow \ud83d\ude0b


@alex25836 You love jail. \ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\ude0b


I wanna walk into my room & see you laying in my bed, waiting #wishfulthinking


My football cleats smell worse than anything I've ever come across.


I like watching #TheTalkingDead after #TheWakingDead.


I'm ready to watch Marshall Henderson play. Terrific scorer who's fun to watch.


Being able to sleep with boyfriend and your pup is the best.


I just got a feeling tomorrow is gonna be a good day.


The only Black Friday tradition that I enjoy is uploading the NSYNC Christmas cd to my iTunes.


Of all the reasons not to dream, a nightmare shouldn't be one of them.


Took grandad to Wheelwright today...a time warp, people..straight up time warp


@slsmith54  now what kind of shit are people talkin about Jay?


Only when it's gross and rainy I forget my umbrella


What does this mean ????????? #throwbackthursday


I hate walking into my room, ready to jump into bed, but then discovering that I forgot to clean the week's clothes off of it


@LarsPhilipp Sorrryyyy I lost service several times...


@brookie_jean25 maybe Sunday we can do something !? Cause as of right now I don't work !


@21_frankie Somky and I were just talking about you and me dating HAHAH


@LoganLerman will you go to my senior prom with me in 2014?? :)


Cabrera said that he thinks he wound up in Detroit because the Tigers were more willing to take on Dontrelle Willis and his $7MM salary.


@__briaannnnnn i was sleep last nigjt NIGGERRRR !!


Does anyone know how to teach a 9 month old about the whole extra hour clocks thing? Mine doesn't get it. #fallback


Trying to find an earring in my room that i dropped is an impossible task! #lostforever


@Slim_Burke they like to sing and dance as well


I always find myself doing small dance combinations around my house and in public


Peephole by System Of A Down right now. >>>


Got my voice back, I can actually talk now! #thankgodd \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude01


I'm the least white person in this bar. Classic Batesville, Indiana


I hope my roommates next year accept the fact that I take my phone and laptop into the bathroom and sit in there for hours.


Big shout out to Matty Flynn for getting the Packers into this position to make the playoffs


Up late working and now I am exhausted! But excited for campus visits today! Coffee you are my friend! #thankgoodnessformakeup


@MrHotShot2013 okayy:) so the all meat foot long and a cowboy burger?


I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \ud83d\ude0d


We stopped checking for monsters under our bed when we realized they were inside of us \ud83d\udc79


I'd just loveeee To know the score of the soccer game


Got a late Christmas present today! Penguins tickets for next Sunday and a James Neal jersey \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ufe0f thanks momma!


Get me out of this place. \ud83d\ude11 #likenow


When lexy tells me stories about stuff I said and did last night it amazes me cause I am so funny. And I don't even remember most of it...


Roommate wakes me up 3 hours earlier than I need to be on a day I have an exam by playing 'rude boy' repeatedly about 571 times. #killme


@shelbie_layne ahh I was typing and then it shut down on me :(


Am i watching a guy cross the grand canyon or a religious service


I'm trying to go to the fest tomorrow like I really want to go.. For reasons but that besides the point


No, you weren't my first kiss you weren't even my first love. But you were my first real relationship.. Now I want you to be my only.\ud83d\udc95


@xojennaaaa500 yeah I dove out of the car and ate it #workForYourMeal


@Qcumber8 this is absolutely out of control \ud83d\ude4c


What an awful outlet pass.. Way to take an icing. Should have let Fleury shoot at least..


@Makaila_88 sounds good Hun. Be right over.


I love seeing what people from @WOLFLCamp like on Instagram and twitter. It cracks me up how cool you could be in the real world... #iseeyou


Work is going to be so terrible tonight because I feel like poopy.


@shelbyrquigley I'm not down looking like a ball of butter next to some cut mother fucker


I don't put time in on ppl who don't put time in on me !!!


@lexjohnnson I would think about that hard, I did once and it was a disaster...


I'm trying win a battle that's not possible to win. But the question is, should I give up or not? :/ #whatnow


@Rodgers7Trevor I know that, and the zips play VCU


Hey @lousymongrel tell your friend Mike from Ball State that the bruises from the fight we had are just now disappearing. Would fight again.


The uglier the snapchat, the closer the friendship.


So I guess if you draw blood its an automatic double minor...How bout you just wear a cage dumbass


@ManaEsparza @tfelty14...caring is sharing


So my glasses are broke, I'm on my last pair of contacts and I have $5 to my name..... #totallyscrewed #nowwhat \u2757\u2753


Its supposed to be in the 40s and rain at the end of the week..


making Fridays my craft days, so if any of you wanna get down and crafty holla at yer home gurl \ud83d\ude4b


fuck. you know those days where EVERYTHING,no matter how small or petty of a thing,pisses you off?that was today.


I gave you more than you deserved and you still had the nerve to ask for more


I swear I don't feel like doing shit all day then when the night hits i have so much energy and just want to wreak havoc.


@DareyPBSM we would just have to rap down the hallways


Just pulled up to my moms boyfriends house and my mom is just laying in the middle of the driveway.. Like why \ud83d\ude02


@Merrrrman03 haha awww that's a good excuse. It's alright patty :)


Jaina turned to the technician who #hovered at the Wookiee's shoulder. \I need to speak with Sinsor Khal. Can you show me"


What's the point of getting a new phone when you don't even use it anyways? #dumb


This football game needs to end so I can go to the gym and not fall off a machine bc i'm distracted.


@JstLkeUimagined that's awesome! Don't worry we'll still love ya!


Snatch Grip Deadlift x5(185/135\nBurpee x10\n--alternating minutes for 20min-


Don't stop talking to me, I haven't been listening.


someone should really hide my phone when I'm drunk .


music makes me happy, especially country music \ud83d\udc4c


@allyy_thompson Allyson I honestly don't know anymore.... I'm scared Hahahaha


I creep way too much on people \ud83d\ude33


Snuggled in my bed in leggings and a big sweater. Don't bother me until 3pm tomorrow \u261d


Duke has their first game tomorrow night & I'm missing it are you kidding me


To all you haters who said me and Zak would never be official. It has happened! And I couldn't be happier!


Yeahh thought about making it an early night. HA bar to a bonfire. How are we


@18_polchek Emily, the on from Brunswick. She's dating Kyle church \u263a


idk I don't like gossip girl \u00bf I'm more of a greys person \ud83c\udfe5\ud83d\ude0d


@andieferniany I love you. And your tweets.


I'm going to assume we'll have school. That way I can be right if we do and pleasantly surprised if we don't. \u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0f


@KomaraRob hahahahaha yeah i would robby. But yeah i cheered up some after that.


@_tabascoe oh thanks for the idea! Ill go do that now :)))))


Some girls wear leggings bc they want to show off their bubble butt and camel toe... But I just wear them because I probably slept in them


Do you think we'll still have our test today? :( @anna_eckhardt


@T_delanyxO @B_tweets_ALOT okay I'm in there! At Bella's right?


I witnessed the power of the booty today @FuckinWithReub


@Yiggings Lmfao. Well we're takin a picture tonight. I miss my cousin


I'm pretty content with my grades \ud83d\ude0c


Wearing 5 inch heals to work today...might be the last \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc60


I don't care how much bud beiber smokes, 4:20 is still his nap time #laydown


do it or don't do it, you will regret both


@ThompsonKaytlyn that's awesome!! hahah maybe I'm just a bad teacher, or bad at lacrosse, or it's both hahah probably both


@ChrisBloise deleted your Facebook? #dislike


@DerekG23 haha agreed. This is rock bottom.


All the bad things that happen to us, can't keep us from making our lives good. \u2764\ufe0f


These little girls think they're cute. #yournot#youractuallyreallyannoying \ud83d\ude0f


People that are just graduating must no realize that their lives have just begun. Life isn't all fun and games anymore. It's time to grow up


Bout to take this drivers test! #nervous


I hate feeling sick, all i want to do is cuddle and cry.


i want to hear @kennychesney 's #PirateFlag @RJStadium on 3/16 #noshoesnationtampa


Ok we get it Mark Reynolds, you are a beast


Thinking about this makes me sick to my stomach.


Got to the point where the people at our table LEFT because of Zach


@DanielLipshutz call me! sarah.craig4747


Apparently nobody wants to talk to me... \ud83d\ude14


@cjcheesecake you wouldn't have it any other way.


And also obsessed with the jazz age and Great Gatsby section \ud83d\ude0d


Whoevers still up studying with me, I love you


#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I like food more than people


Its always a good day when Duke loses! #DuckFuke


You don't always have to be an asshole or a bitch to be honest with someone. #jussayin


Just stopped at the Worlds largest Culvers... Now I can finally check it off my bucket list!!


I'm not afraid of failure, I'm afraid of not succeeding


@AshWarner18 I swear on my life I got no text from you


Football in all shapes and sizes begins officially today... Can't wait to watch these freshman and JV players ball out tonight!!!


@PlayStation I am so stoked to be in the E3 booth on PS Home!


Let's play a LITTLE game of hide and don't eat.


My alarm didn't go off so this is awesome...


My ears have been ringing for like 10 minutes stopppp


@HeleneMathiesen @SwiftyCunt @zaynmalik I'm gunna when i get home from school.


Ahhhhh Ted 2 you bet your ass this girl can't wait. #iloveted


Wonder who's gonna paint my star on my rock star wheels for me... @williams313_m needs to find someone


I love how my phone won't let me access my messages


It's bad enough I have to go to school tomorrow but now they're making me swim #awHELLnaw


Spilled beer on my onesie/footy pjs last night apparently. Now it wreaks.


I want my grade to all just be cool with each other... But it'll never happen


@KatieKing32 's wake up calls are the absolute worst


Which combined with last semester would be a 93 ugh


i wish my roommates didn't know my class schedule to a T, so they couldn't give me shit about not going to class


I want to see interesting snapchat stories. Not three minutes of you taking selfies.


Bought this @VSPINK half zip today. Soo stinking comfy! I may or may not be sleeping in it tonight...


I'm a senior. My sophomore boyfriend just helped me with my algebra homework which is a junior class. #lessthansymbolmoment


Yes, me being tall defiantly should be something you gossip about. #TalkAboutMyBigButtNext #GirlsAndThereDrama


Why does it rain on the day I have to drive to see Hannah?


Now go get a real mans haircut. I think it's time to retire your Jimmy Neutron looking shit.


@DrAnsonPHD which is why it has 16 cylinders and what not.


@aishahx3 yeah same but I'd be alone and never leave my house


@BlakeSalyer You were right. The hot tub feels pretty good.


Going to bed at 8 last night was the best decision I've  made \ud83d\udca4\ud83d\ude0a


@NicConzemius when you could argue about something with someone without looking it up right away. #LandBeforeIPhone


I seriously can't wait to play beach volleyball this summer. #SummerLeague


Took off my sock and there was dried puss. Money.


@Gavin_R_Boone @APNicholas20 I concur that your tweet about joking was concurring to my tweet


@BCrispy52 hahahah you're fucking right you rebel son of a bitch


The Piazza went all out for valentines day


#ImSingleBecause I'm picky & prefer soccer players.


Soooo my parents won't let me drive to practice


Disney movies literally make me tear up.


It's too early for me to even think about being up. #needsleep #sotired


We almost blew a tire on the highway and dear lord that could have been terrible


if you are a pro athlete and are assigned to the minor leagues due to conditioning. You obviously don't take your job very seriously


@raven_lynne @tia_Cherie @EmmyluAntonsen I might be going to mobridge tonight but I'm not sure.


I've never been more excited for Kentucky state lines


@JennaBurds01 @Danielle_April2 um excuse me... There is 3rd hour with Sidney you have and I'm not about to be ditched


I still throw a few back, talk a little smack when I'm feeling bullet proof! #lyrictweet


It's probably really really strange that I enjoy 8 am classes. The fuck?


@SolomonSawlaw oh really if not then you wouldn't have tweeted about it


Bahahahaha.\n\I have to get ready for the chamber of secrets\" \nLolol parka & recreation is a new fav show!"


@cupcakeyou you are so lucky to live so close to town! #lovetunbridgewells \u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\uddec\ud83c\udde7


Contacts are great when you're a senior that doesn't bring music to class and can use the stand in front of you to read ... #oops #monday


Yes yes I do. No, no I'm no telling you!


Why do the nets want Jason Collins he's the only guy I know that can average less than 1 point a game in a season


Wish I had a car, I'd be at Mt. Snow right now! #freshpowder


@chasityousley; exactly! I'm one of them, an you're killing me here smalls!! \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@LLetwin that place is the shit. There's reindeer!


I fear the extreme spice food diet I've been enjoying for the last few days has caught up with me!


Now that boy bands are apparently back in style......can we get Dreamstreet back!!!


Keep flashing daddy's money and come talk to me in 5 years when Ill be able to buy ur dad out. Fuckin nerds


@SmokinOnKishaaa im cheerin or everyone.. Even the guy who elbowed me in the lip on accident haha


@kaymar6 @ist_marie10 goes to show how much eyebrows make a difference holy shit


For a girl that has no self esteem I sure take a lot of selfies


Perfect day out. Windows down back to kato


you are the fakesttt bitch? how was I friends with you?


@EdKim_FTFWAM guess your sleepin in my house soon


I look like a hot mess this morning. Didn't even brush my hair.


I am so blessed to have such extraordinary people in my life.


@whereishawkins @repjustinamash since when did one person's bad behavior beget another's? Rise above it.


@iamGM :(( I said I'd lend you my extra one for the summer!!


@LaurennKozak Oh with the big black girl? Yeah they explain it.


IntDesignerChat\nDid I miss the chat?\n IntDesignerChat


Your a crazy bitch but you f*ck so good I'm on top of it \ud83c\udfb6


National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation a makes me dance


Congrats to @racing_raven for winning her heat now go do the same in the feature! Good luck!


To bad there's nothing going on tonight.


@BasedArab I thought it was dental care by owl city?!


@MaaddieRix @NicoleeKat @juliabusiere or Matt can


the last episode always chokes me up.. but OMG that ending with Lauren made me so happy, I love her and Brody forever #RetroMTV #TheHills


Need to study for chem. but I'm so tired \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


So content with life right now. No complaints.


@wrongsideofpond let's also keep in mind things aren't static, US soccer is still coalescing


I love you a lot, I really think we've got a shot


Realizing your future is somebody's past.


@abby0radd better really think the tattoo through b4 you do it. It's perminate ha.


ed feverishly, #searching for a solution.


@KylieKoranda you guys are allowed now I asked


Seeing my surgeon once again\ud83d\ude23


Work LITERALLY ruins my life. #hopefullyquittingsoon


Finishing up Dexter tonight. Suspense up the ass.


Dont let someone bring you to a low place, God is always with you!! #amen


@Nike_Air_Breezy Saturday I might be able to tho.


@jberb17 @shesgone_AWAL we haven't gotten there yet! Maybe tonight \ud83d\ude2c


Mr royal will be my side kick all weekend #funinthesun


I haven't gotten a tattoo since 2011, it's time for a new addition


Time to go to bed after a fun night #BringInSummer


@hayleee69 when are you moving to qby? :( #sooooon?


I'm going Bobby Boucher for fantasy football this year #UOENO


If anyone wants to help Chelly clean and pack some stuff tonight your help would be greatly appreciated #needmotivation


@lolofoshosho my little guy was waiting in the window this morning too! Too much


@HannahLenee_ hahaha this calls for a picture #sleepyface


.. Others.. Well, they can give two shits whether you go or stay.. You've lived a hard life.. You choose a hard life. The Military life...


My husband with the dog #ridiculous #spoiled


Put tanning oil on in hopes of becoming burnt because it'll be the most color I've gotten all summer


Anybody want to hangout today?\ud83d\udc25


Victoria Azarenka looks horrible. Lol. Basic ass dress looks like it's from forever 21. She has beautiful hair though?


Am I the only one who thinks drakes 2 new songs are trash? Yea? Alright


Just beat @samlayden18 with a game winning drive by Matt Hassleback. #nbd


@weathersoBRIzy @harringtonc0943 us three bri my house next weekend


The biggest downfall of chips is you can't just eat one serving.


Wind 0.0 mph ENE. Barometer 29.905 in, Falling. Temperature 69.8 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%


Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst


@A_Oss1229 I leave Friday move in time is 130 to 3!


It's really hard to stay positive right now and not think the worst!


\Sittin' here waitin' on a deer, \ndrinkin' beer,\n and wastin' bullets.\"\n#LukeBryan \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18"


I want a guy with Blake Shelton's personality.


I'm a bit angry with the fact that our school did nothing to recognize 9/11.


I'm watching bad boys for the first time ever..


learning proper ways to cough in AP biology today. this will definitely help with the AP exam. #whatisthis


@dkthomas17 It kills me!! People know she's beautiful. Just jealous I guess


@chance_younker @DevinBaker4 that sounds badass


Good to know now leave me alone \ud83d\udc4b


@JacobWedderburn I didn't even find out till today I was camping phone was dead & shit didn't getta watch lol


@LILDASH_40 she's doing good she's just super Sore! Thanks for checking!


Despite unintentionally being a duck to rick tonight has been actually perfect :)


God's graciousness will allow him to cross.


To the lady at the gas pump next to mine, I think it's time to take the Rudolph decorations off of your car..


A positive mindset and having confidence in yourself is the foundation to being successful. No matter the talent.


@drewmdarling seriously... Blows my mind


The only texts I got this weekend were from @WhiteGirl_94


We're trying to reach our next milestone of 500 likes. Please share this page with your friends and their friends.


I hit rock bottom at least 3 times a month \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2a


@caitlinrizza GET ONE FOR THE FRONT WINDOW


#ImHighSchool your biggest enemy in middle school will more than likely end up being your best friend.


Gotta get ready for my games, soo soo tired.


I don't even know how to describe to you in a tweet what this lady is wearing. She reminds me of professor Trelawny from Harry Potter.


Running the hallways after leg day is so fun. #ShitNobodySays


@jecorey_fields As long as the dashboard is clean...


Oh my god those holds were so obvious on the replays


I know I'll make it because God won't make a mountain I can't climb


@TheRealJoel0 yea I would appreciate that!  They are dead stock with original receipt


@c_scotch I love you. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


@ImStupid_Ito Damn! How does that even happen?!


Watching the 1984 NBA allstar game, if basketball was still like this I'd watch a lot more of it #fundamentals


@mariluz29335004 \nYour welcome. \nThank you.


I took a nap at 6 & just woke up. But I'm still falling asleep right now \ud83d\ude24


I really wanna know what I got on my finals #putemup


Last political tweet... With that being said, GO BUCKS!


@nottjmiller WOLVERINE CLAWS! I'm gonna rape you to shreds (;


headin to Devils, Jackets tonight at the Rock


@macilouwho Where is it. What time does it close?


@COLINBAZZANO why hasn't twitter created an 'edit tweet' option yet


@AbbyOstrowski @grantmurray00 wow sounds familiar.... #hmm #murray?


Bad day- make a gratitude list and think twice!


I'm so pissed that the money isn't on the card yet. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude24


I'm sorry to anyone who hates me or just completely doesn't want anything to do with me. I'm sorry if someone thinks I'm full of myself I'm


Tonight come hang out at 5th St with @gregmcgowan @joskater @_ChrisThompson_ and I, because we're awesome and you have nothing better to do.


Not bowling with @efrye97 is fun cuz I'm not her \main\""


@swaggamasta_ \ud83d\ude0d I don't see you...


I'm officially pissed off for the night.


Never mow the lawn barefoot, unless you want your feet stained green.\ud83d\udc63 #SummerProbs


He was high on intellectualism, I've never been there but the brochure looks nice \ud83c\udfb6


No plans for the weekend\nAnd if I do have plans\nThey never workout \nAnd Amanda's at her dads this weekend so fml


Just tried to sync my phone now i have no cantacts? Whyyyyyyuuyuuyyyy


@AustinMahone I just died came back to life and died again then came back to life. Hahah. That picture is cute tho\ud83d\udc4c\u2764\ud83d\ude18


Amazes me how the ladies doing my nails whisper so quietly and someone across the room answers them. #what


If anything could ever feel this real forever. If anything could ever be this good again.. \ud83c\udfb6


@cr0driguezz how am I clever? You are the one who said it!


@SMarchio @KrispyFlow17 @seandurs whatever I get you for your gift will be dipped in lean


Why do I have such a serious shopping problem #addicted