Hopefully getting the new car this week!!


\ud83d\udc36 Picking up the puppy tommorow! \ud83d\udc36


I'm never gonna get to sleep \ud83d\ude1e


@heyitsabbbb name all the people ? And you should see the stuff she says to him ? It's not even funny like telling someone to kill them self


\ud83c\udfb6- you're one of my only friends that don't annoy the shit out of me most of the time, we also got to let it burn again soon


Some people are just strange\ud83d\ude48


I miss you. I miss you so much. Nobody even knows how much I miss you, because I just miss you that much. I wish you were here.


@Dave_in_718 Thanks Dave. Have a great weekend man.


@TheCZD we may not ever make the tournament, but at least we have this!!


I hope your knee is okay! Great game last night, by the way. @srandolph18


@BiigTay69 lol you're wrapped around my finger


So um... Quick question. WHY THE FUCK IS THERE SCHOOL!??!!!!!??


I've come to the conclusion that I really don't like forever 21


Be really careful because if you see a bear there's a chance it'll come up with its chompers and eat you in your head #NeatureWalk


Forget a hippopotamus. I want an elephant for Christmas \ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18\ud83d\udc18


@Tyler_Tubbs I mean, we ran around Hempfield with @stevedumnich once, we played ball against each other a lot. I've seen your tornado video.


Down in the mosh pit is crazy and this dude needs to back off


@hknowles89 yeah it is, but it's only going to snow for the next hour. It's not really sticking to much.


Gumps and Ole Miss lose in the same weekend to teams they r supposed to beat, doesn't get any better for me. #finsuprolltidelosers


I don't think I was even happy about just my score, just the fact that I didn't have to take the SAT ever again


one of the houses spend $196 on cable and internet!


I was there when nobody else was. And now that you feel better you have left me behind. And that kills me. At least youre happy now.


shit, I haven't been called a name by an insecure asshole since 7th grade


@Body__electric well consider this awk then


Bitch I'm the shit, bitch I'm the shit, I'm on my own shit, you wanna see my outfit \ud83c\udfb6


@tiffany_mariee8 @balsm_amer how the hell does the lyric \gold all in my chain\" not want you to make better decisions in life."


Really don't wanna work in the morning #fuck


@KaylaHadlock so how do you love it? Haha they hate you


@Liston617 maybe three then Its out to Cleveland


@Brettathonn who's were? I maaaaaayyy want to go. Dunno


You have no idea how unproductive it is to fall in and out of you as often as I do


@kyleemariebabii hell at least I'm not 13 and losing my virginity!


I do it like it's my profession \ud83d\ude0a


Anyone have a 360 controller I can jerk you off for?


Wedding in 9 days \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a #420 @ALambing \ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc98


My head is made up of memories, most of then useless, dulusion #Blink


@abandemer @katepeterson @jacobson_aaron doubt it


@Baughman32 hardly and it's not nearly as hot


So I'm assuming that today's schedule is different


@Austin_Plumley @tristyn08 Tristyn I hate you we aren't friends


I still hope that one day we'll be together


\I would spend my entire life savings on a wrecking ball to destroy her tomorrow during the exam and sit on it and sing\" @briguenthh"


The good thing ab coming to my moms office is she has all the drinks in the world in her fridge\ud83d\udc4c


@kgraves07 no i caught it, shit was a mess, what a fucking bitch


Is it bad that I'm considering going to bed at 9 o'clock on a Friday night? #nolifeJo


I wonder how many people who work for @google cringed at the movie \The Internship\"."


@mitchejr every weekend that place smells like piss, puke, or both yet we still always end up there


When I get a job this summer, I'm going to have a problem saving any money I get..


As soon as I get home I'm sleeping all day


@VailElizabeth they just couldn't stop.. Haha


I have the biggest knot in my throat right now...like I have no idea what to do


This is probably the worst idea I've ever had...\ud83d\ude33


Another day of one tree hill ? Yup sounds good to me.


@morg_cain @errrka33 @AudreyAmburgy @lainnajack you are. I don't even know what we're doing. We were talking about tonight. Chill.


@BYEriley @BeforeYouExit So glad I have been here for 3 of those 6. So proud of you guys!!! You really deserve the fame you have! Love you!!


Yea it is . But I'm going through the same thing & that wouldn't help me at all.


I don't understand you guys anymore like...?


You've gotta be kidding me... #publicpreaching


Just bought these jeans 5 months ago and they're huge on me... #ProsAndCons


Don't wait around for someone who wouldn't wait around for you.


Budweiser mixed with Orange Soda ALL DAY.


@xlilymcguiness @itsjilljensen I KNOW SAME! Jill what are you doing there?! Lol


@mikedelic sounds good at least she's golden


Last time I checked I didn't think yoga pants or leggings made me slutty or fake?


Now my twitter feed will be filled with people complaining about football keeping Elementary off their tvs oh wait too late.


@EBraeden That's cool to hear! Can't wait! You have a nice evening & wk-end! We appreciate you, your talent & the others at Y&R! Thanks!!!


I can already tell tomorrow's gunna be a bad day.


@KyleisGibson I would have eaten with you! I just walked by there like 10 minutes ago


Can't I just stay in my bed all day? It's so warm


@Chessieeeee Yeah... Twitter is fucked tonight


@NickSawyer81 ok! He's getting a rare trip to McDonald's for bfast...his request


@Anitacollins363 If I ever get to go I want the 3 day ticket where you can do everything. I had always wanted to go to a NASCAR race...


@Austin_Coley Mr.Gentry is a good looking guy.


Accepting challenges in Quizup #playme \ud83d\ude0a


change is a good thing. and I ain't afraid to change for someone like you


@xo_taylorclark it's addicting. I watched the whole first season the first week of classes


I miss seeing @chrisconnors80 walk down the halls during spirit week


@Frea_O Can I? They always seem so neglected and I do so enjoy them. Aw hell, you can always say no anyway.


For the record, all cats suck. Worst pets.


New iHome! Bring on the music\ud83c\udfb6


What I just retweeted>>> #understatement


Sometimes i think i hav to much confidence...or display like i do.


Creeping like it's our job #Rattled @BrennaOberg @heather_thais08 @kayy_nicklay21


Some days, I don't know what I would do without @BQQuinn @SalVulcano @Joe_Gatto and @jamessmurray


@BigEr69 get packing we have big plans to attend to


if you're in love then you are the lucky one, because most of us are bitter over someone.


I don't know how you effect me the way you do


@Kristen_McGough shut up Kristen I saved it ok


I just looked at a miracle with my own eyes\u2026


All I asked was a simple question... #outofhand


#zoey101memories when zoey got pregnant....oh....wait.


@Anthony_Monda it looks hilarious !!! You'll have to let me know...


You're just jealous because you aren't staying up all night to watch One Tree Hill. #Fact


@DannyAnthrop Thank you for being the leader by example!! Continue to bring Boiler football back to the promise land!!! Bowl game 2015!


Just one time can't you act like I mean something to you? Just once.... -__-


Every weekend should be a three day weekend.


Can't wait for this weekend! And it's only Monday.. \ud83d\ude12


Totally not buying myself banana flavored Gerber baby food......


@afrikenz okay Kenzie whatever \ud83d\ude12 you just don't want drew to know


@Richsanity44 @rodney_Onizzle  this winter


Oh that's actually someone's ask thing #awk


@Cheyenne_Wallen I am funny \ud83d\ude02


Ugh, Miley & Selena. I remember when you were just babes. Now.. I'd probably scissor you. #VMAs


@stephenasmith. Ur the best bigg dogg i love first take!!


You are an embarrassment and a disgrace to our military and U.S. marine corps.


Thunder chews his bone under the coffee table bc the other dogs are too fat to get under there and get it from him! Haha


@Mcgary3414 so did I but I wasn't about to wait in line


@RockyTopSaint @EditorEdge demons are no joke in hoops!  #ForkEm


I've felt a little betrayed by this whole recruiting process but just another reason to work even harder


HOLY SHIT LEAVE ME ALONE CREEPER. k, thx.


Not so should be some shakes fist at phone how dare you grammar fail me. ;-)


Stfu Deasia and I'm just fucking with you Davon


@flanny_pack12 I'll help you math! I love math! #geekin! #dontcurr!


My mom is sk annoying, like I don't care that her and Brian are fighting. That's nothing new.


Even after a poopy night at work I can always count on @Mike_Haines to make me smile \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc4d sorry #cheesytweet


@deidraeve  i know! we're literally together all the time & it doesn't feel like it \ud83d\ude06 #besssstiiies \ud83d\udc6d


Nikki was playing trikkies with me.nicky


I'm so done with everything, I'd love for my life to turn around for the better sometime soon.


Instagram is for posting photos not twitter


Shout out to the boys @0ffensivetruth @KsRadDad @ty_shoemaker @jacob_bachman for spittin truth & facilitating our worship at #pvyfc_retreat


@x_acacciatore @MissMariaaa__ @AlexisKaitlyn_ it's probably about none of you so try again \u270b


Today has been so long and it's not even over yet \ud83d\ude29


@NBCNews too bad they can't send up some new suits on a space shuttle mission.


Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk


a Benny just asked me if she was going the right way to the beach.. about 50 feet  away


@HGurk7 Whoever is saying this needs to shut up. Julia is one of the prettiest girls I've ever met!


@00_makenzie \nMiss you too \ud83d\ude1a


Half chub thinking about wolf of wall st at 4pm tmrw


I can't get any school work done while watching Saturday Night Live!  #aghh


It smells like late spring or early fall outside and this is all wrong


Andrias really arguing with a none year old boy about football\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #icantdeal


Last night said \ its okay, I'm with waka\" lmfao"


I have a feeling me and @ktlyn_marie are gonna get along great \ud83d\ude01


I feel like a lot of people would hate themselves if you could find out who was asking these questions.


Panthers are giving Brady way too much time left. A minute left with all 3 TO's...


you probably ask yourself quite often why you stay with me. i ask myself it alot too. because you dont treat me good at all.


Just saw Texas Chainsaw in 3D with @KaseyClester ...why were people saying it wasn't scary I about peed my pants \ud83d\ude01


@bmerc25 Idk the draft class looks like shit to me. But I think there going to sign Greg Jennings. And have the Bears made any moves?


So blessed to have met @JJSwag17 and @Terry_JillC and be reunited with @egin08, @lexie_callaham and Jacqui. \ud83d\udc95 #bffs #LM2013


a7X on the way home on the beautiful day \ud83d\ude0e


I want you, you want more than I can give. Story of my life though, shouldn't I be used to it?


@Mr_Mando19 My daddy's coming over there to watch it lol


At least @TrevorDukey gets to go on a date with his boyfriend..


Like I dot even remember the last time somebody smoked me out.. That's bullshit


Eddy sucks in challenges so much, it's time for him to go #Survivor


not even gonna lie. id rather see @PaigeHathaway and @jseltzz on that stage tonight


@KristinaNeel lol , yea . Ahh that was you ?


@constokley he also likes nutcracker soup @JackStokley \ud83d\ude02


I'm already tired of hearing about this movie.


my mom  won't let me take a car over here and I don't help me pay for a bus ticket...I don't have money to pay for 4 $70 tickets in 2 weeks


@mattieschaw were you at the game last night?


My thighs are getting so big it literally disgusts me


Is it sad that I thought \To Kill a Mockingbird\" was called \"Tequila Mockingbird\"? \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude02"


@mcrisever thanks for the retweet, each time I am honored :)


You are someone else. I am still right here.


And I don't see how you could ever be anything but mine \ud83d\ude18\u2764 @Pav412


@SuperDuckin fucking gross dude I won't ever look at her the same \ud83d\ude48


shark week can end anytime now.. #OverIt


when september comes around, I am gonna grow out a fro, pornstache and mutton chops in preparation for anchorman 2 in December #ilovelamp


He knows I'm in a bad mood, yet continues to fuck with me. Someone's gonna get beat.


Ain't no rest for the wicked til we close our eyes for good


@jamyers3125 @stlcards314 he struggled post season.... Regular season.... Spring training... He's not as good as you are wanting him to be.


@BAbyFace_Davis and two, obviously there is only one. I was saying she could try and fill her shoes in soccer and stuff now that we are gone


When anything monogram pops up on my tumblr dash. #goaway where did you even come from \ud83d\ude16


Reminiscing on fat girl pictures.. Can't believe I looked like that \ud83d\ude33


I am going to the winter dance, now to find a date. If I have to I'll just take my cat...\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02\u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\udc31


My dad and @waterbutton are bros now that Alex ate five spicy pickles and they bonded over loving spicy goods. My dad calls him brotha.


My horoscope is honestly always so accurate


I literally just saved me and Emily's life. She will appreciate it when she wakes up \ud83d\ude2e


Ugh I hate it when people say Calwell. like, that's not the name. there's a D...


So excited to rule over Canal Days tomorrow with my queen-ness. \ud83d\udc51


The things I'd do for Applebee's right now


\Lately I've been having too much trouble remembering what to say\" hahaha oh Leigh \ud83d\ude02"


@LizzieSchlosss @BrooklynLiesch @ElizabethKuhn5 I texted you


@WWLP22News  The website has been down for at least 2 days; so many of us won't make the deadline. Thanks guys!


Planning a trip to okaboji with @kyrsten_luv   hmu if you care to join \ud83d\ude01 #drunkfest


\@24jacobs: Dont see any carolina fans,talking?\" Lol ikr"


Baked chicken, baked potatoes, and green beans.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c


@bmurdock36 I miss you even more!! btw you looked beautiful Friday night! come down Saturday! love youuu! :)


Thankful for Trenton bc he understands me better than a lot of people.


Ready for my brother to come home so I can kill some zombies \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udfae


But it meant the troopers' #vision was returning.


..three sizes too large for me, while trying to keep my ego from tearing the seams of this gross beanie I\u2019ve been wearing for the past year.


Living by yourself is fucking phenomenal. Until you really and truly need someone to talk to and you realize you're completely alone


It feels really weird to not be getting stuff around for school tomorrow.. #BitterSweet


@hgfhg100 haha definitely first world probs


Knowing I'll not get to see you again for a long time is painful.


The soda machine at work was out of dr. pepper today so I was like what is even the meaning of life anymore


She took the last good one @ali_paige2016 #legit #toocute


Waking up at 12:30 feeling like I'm hungover. Even though I was the only sober one last night >>>>> anything


My roommate just told me \Seriously, you need to go have rehabilitation from the addiction you have to your phone.\" \ud83d\ude02 I'm dying right now!"


Like you would expect me to have a sparkly phone case or something but no. It's black.


So how long is it gonna take them to rebuild are public pool


I refried my French fries from earlier and dem bitch taste lik new


Guys overreact just as much as girls do #tbh #reallytho


@AnnSofieDaniels Det t\u00e4nker inte jag spekulera i, men det \u00e4r iallafall just det Assagne st\u00e5r \u00e5talad f\u00f6r. Han tog av sig kondomen under samla


I cant stand when people actually hate you and are fake nice to your face.


Today is going to be intetesting at work.


Of course the cops drive by when I'm dumping empties at the triangle


@RachFarner Don't know her. Have you decided on Simpson yet?


@jess_bergiel that's what I'm leaning more towards..


@ToriDeFaz can we make people get married so we can go to another wedding ?


funny how a melody sounds like a memoryy like a soundtrack to a July Saturday nighhht


I'm embarrassed that I like the song timber


Let God be your focal point today! #makeadifference


Hooray for Friday! Day off and payday. Can't wait to spend the day with @AdamPiernick8 and the siblings \ud83d\ude01


Won a dozen cupcakes at the church cake walk, just sent 8 to the neighbor children. It is the little victories in life. #fb


Kelsey is on a completely different level than me....


@carolineemariaa of courseeee \ud83d\ude0d


I plan on doing nothing all day. Just think of how much of a piece of shit i am. Then drink later. #YeahMyDay


I've been sitting on my bed with my textbook open for an hour. That's \reading.\" \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude12"


@howardstarked avengers how is that even a question


Yeah good luck to finding a parking spot over there lol


@ETJones_Home ooooh is that you asking me to go with you!? Awh let's goooo \ud83d\ude01\u263a\ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\udc81


Dinner with @St3llaaaa just got weird ... #awkward


Its been about a year sense my parents last called the cops on me. #Winning


I think the hulk is my favorite superhero


My neighbors are prob the most obnoxious people ever...like stop driving around this late & blasting music every night. It's annoying haha


@mhanks26 Ahh shit. If fox and the hound was on there my night would be made.!


Kerry, calm down and drink your gin and tonic.


@Guillemcorbi6 @TQisaQT haha me and guillem are lookin like wtf and ty is cheesin


@JordanSkol haha fair enough, just thought you were making fun of AE in general


I can't imagine what lea and their castmates are going through. And his family. I still can't process this. #devastated #shocked


@nathandyer_me I'm still processing but I wanted something else but I'm not sure yet.


@rae_tabbby that's right! Me loves you! \ud83d\udc9a


@jess_harding @kela_tequila just at a loss of words right now


I wish I could stay in my pajamas all day long today #lazy \ud83d\ude34


When I'm a coach I might consider giving out gold glove awards to my fielders at the end of a season


This group chat is about to get out of hand.


Can people please text me back can they not see that I'm kind of in a crisis right now\ud83d\ude30#SOS


@briannahopexox so? We coulda put a tent over the fire.


my mom always finds a way to piss me off no matter what


I'm sick of the whole \bad boy\" thing. it gets really old. It took me a minute to realize that..glad it finally came through"


Finally new #workaholics \nThank god or dvr


If you tell people you've never judged anyone, you're lying.


She got whatever it is, it blows me away


I'm gonna have to take too many math classes


Fell asleep then woke up and can't sleep


\i hate my life\"\n\"its okay alot of people hate you anyways\" \naw josh too sweet @josh_plantey"


@cway_b_ballin she got into a fight and has a nasty black eye.


We aren't broken, just benttt; and we can learn to love again.


The texts I've gotten today just prove how awkward my life is \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude1d


@Wade_Satz03 thank you! And you have me the wrong psychology book


So jealous of everyone in Disney \ud83d\ude14


If your gonna get pissy dont get mad when someone else is pissy with you in return.


@cgmanagement oh do people get involve if they seeking.


I hope you do what's best for you because I'm not gonna be here to watch over you anymore.


\@ItsSheWantYourD: If she has more cats than friends, she needs the D.\" HAHAHA"


@lisound22 @jennii241 Multiple times daily.


I don't see the point in getting into a relationship with someone if you're not serious about it.


@kethera There are Rush, Zappa, Deep Purple and Floyd docs streaming on netflix. :-D The \Classic Albums\" series."


I'm seriously going to ombr\u00e9 my hair. I just don't know whether I want to do it this weekend or next.


The past half an hour that I've been in school has been a blur


@Rios_DILLIGAF i knew you were gunna say that! Hahaha


This might be worse, this IS worse than the Gophs/NW game..... #NOTproposteriousstatement


@SamanthaaHanson were you wearing your shit kickers too?


@tronayne_8 I kinda wanna get hard liquor..


I have no problem cutting ties with game players and liars.


I'm in such a weird mood right now and I don't know why


That's about the time that she broke up with me. No one should take themselves so seriously. #whatsmyageagain


I think it's so cute when a group of guys have been friends forever \u263a #Bromance


@Caul_Me_Megan are you going out tonight?


Today was pretty great.  Checked two things off my bucket list \ud83d\ude0a


I'm in such a bitchy mood right now. Fuck everythingggggggggggggg


@PBandJenelley_1 has had more bfs and lived more places than i will in my life #whackass


This tracker app is awesome! Now I know exactly where #oomf is at all times haha.


wish I was in the mood to to dental stuff today.. but I'm not. at all. I want a vacation


well after that near death experience my driving will be 110% more cautious :( :(.   ((For at least 2 days))


Im so excited for my dad to come see me this weekend!!


You will forever piss me off. \ud83d\ude0c


@osubeav The boss brought bagels in today - come on over!


Good weekend so far, got to see Anchorman 2, The Hobbit and the Bengals game at Paul Brown


The kids in my class that I ask help from are better at teaching than the teacher.


I'm soo hungry. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udc4e


The one thing about getting older that stinks is that you really begin to see how  people truly are... What a shame.


@beckyh803 OMG your kidding he's on GMA!! I love his sexy ass!! Ugh I could kiss that man all day!! I'm sorry you don't feel well!! Have you


Yawning is contagious through the phone ha


@kalebhelget yeah and then you go in your room and jack off to them #sexybeast


pandora is on point tonight with rihanna and Demi Lovato\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4d


@CollinMArena apparently @gsongy is a ravens fan!


The commercial that tells you not to use cotton swabs in your ear is probably the funniest thing I've seen in a while.


My mom is literally going to the beach right now. By herself..


The nastiest, sickest, show on TV..#familyguy


Carry yourself as a queen and get a king. Carry yourself as a hoe and we'll see how far you go.


Im almost positive someones been trying to break into my room for the past two nights #whatthehell #scary


@mmeissnerrr @SeanyBach it's not always senior year


If I was a animal I'd be a lion because they're inactive for 20 hours a day and and spend the other 4 hours walking, socializing, and eating


Pissed off is an understatement \ud83d\ude21


and I'm just like, why you so obsessed with me?


How can my own father go a week without fucking talking to me? I'm used to it being months at a time but that's messed up, really fucked up


@twisted_writer but you're cool \ud83d\udc4d


@JakeGiles_ Bob the Blazer hit you I was just an innocent witness


All I think when I see you pop on my feed is how gross you are & how you need to learn to censor what comes out of your mouth.


I hope something goes my way this time. I really deserve it. \ud83d\ude15


Ry better not wake me up at 6 when he gets up. I'm sleeping in! \ud83d\udc4c


@JakeBrooksey24 just drove the wrong way down a one-way street. #GodHelpUs


Of course the time I actually have a phone case on it my phone cracks \ud83d\ude20 #cool


Movies and Arby's with Austin James\u2764


Johnny football better come out to play next possession


@J_crawley1 you should see my character though my archery is only like lvl 45 and I'm that good..haha


@lukeyluke63 @JonPepsi59 yeah I shoulda probably get a job..


I should probably get moving on this English essay.... late night writers block, here I come.


Can't wait to go to New Orleans in 2 weeks tho \ud83d\udc9c


@elan_alexandra are you in town?! I seriously will ahha


My dance classmates are more like family than I realize and I'm so thankful for all of them \u2764 #blessed


Ocd is kicking in. Doing some mass spring cleaning tomorrow! #organization


What the fuck!!?? That was the loudest thunder


I should probably study for my AP stats test tomorrow


I miss going out the the middle of the lake and frolicking in the water for hours upon hours upon hours. Sunshine is my happiness \u2600\ufe0f


@JLJeffLewis are u by the bathrooms?? Yuck!


you bring out my old personality \ud83d\ude48


Oh well, what the hell!!!  Only I could break an A string!!!!  Con's rolling!!!!  Time to change axes.  Fix it later!!!!


Imagine if god forgot to pay the gravity bill one month


I think it's bull shit I have to go\nInto\nSchool just to clean a room


Praying for @ReganMarieBurns!!! Stay strong pretty lady!


@BryantMac Bahahahahaha. I can totally imagine you in a hamster wheel...


I apologize for all the shananagans earlier. I'm not gay


Hate the dentist! #ouch \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\udc4e


Going through @KCGremlin009 withdrawals.


It feels like we've been in school for 3 months, i need winter break \ud83d\ude01


And if you can't except it, then your not a real friend and you can go now.


Why does this bitch want a bean feast \ud83d\ude02


Not sure if anyone got that modern family reference...#philsosophy


@itskitesturn #mrsoftee or all the righties are up? I wasn't paying attention but my twit feed indicates Sandberg handles pitchers better.


Up n at em at 345 this morning. Gonna be a long one #lotsofcoffee


@Luke5SOS hiya luke how has your day been??


I'm always so worried about making everybody else happy and proud that I forget to live my life


Not cut out for this shit. Going completely insane


@haleybaker69 I want to tweet at you but I can't think of anything to tweet. So penguins.


The cell phone turns 40 today. I wonder what kind of mid-life crisis we can expect.


Just painted my nails but now I have to pee REALLY bad, but I don't wanna screw up my nails #FirstWorldProblems


Love the moment when you go to bed and realize your blanket is in the drier. #gonnabecoldtonight #Oops


@kiiiiidwell \nI'll hook you up with one of them\ud83d\ude04


Saw Mr. Shueler at the doctors office and yelled hi \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02 he looked at me like wtf.


Buying a car right now. Life is getting real now #Allgrownup


@emmmaayyyy @JuliaBoardman3 yes well have a fab time


If anyone wants a whole pool to themselves come to Sylvan and make me some money haha


@DuckDynastyAE i don't want it to be over. I love the show! Can't wait for next season.


@Turntapus maybe later. Right now me and chocolate cake are being seductive friends. And I don't share da cakecakecakecakecake


I wonder... Do girl's pussy lips ever get frozen shut? #PureMichigan


@mrsbigtmoney thanks! I was super nervous about it. I like it but I was like hmmm people are going to think I look like an idiot.


@NitzHanna721 i really want to \ud83d\ude02


Getting blocked from Jeff Locke, greattttttt...


I hate memories,  i wish i could just forget the good memories with the bad people


I just found $10 on the ground outside my front door, something tells me it was probably mine to begin with, but still SCORE $$$$


Uhhh why am I getting jealous over something so little. ? #awk


Who is ready for the walking dead tonight


Need to stop buying expensive clothes..with 2 constantly shedding beasts my dry cleaning bill is ungodly.. #ugh


@GarrettGilroy can you work tonight at 530


Study homework shopping day with the one and only @mel_santiago8


Buffalo will be golden if they get Semyon Varlamov


Seriously though... I don't know if ill ever go anywhere other than beelistics. They're so damn creative... And good. #lovethem #obsession


Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma


I feel like everyone's changed on me... \ud83d\ude15


I have a feeling it's gonna be a cave kinda night after the game


Final destination sucks.. I just watch the movie to find out everyone dies anyway


I cannot lay in bed being useless for one more day. #Flu


@XporpoiseX @dany_av1la agreed. come back you little shit.


Wish they make a Expendables movie with them being hunted by a Predator. #YoAdrian #GetToDaChoppa


January first is the only day a year you can look like complete trash, and totally get away with it. Everyone's hungover anyway.


I'm really disappointed in that fashion show.


@CrystalNjoku @TheKyleHardy @ktiiinaaa crystal I'm adding you to this list because your tweets kill me everytime


My excitement of the day is that my kitty got a new flavor of treats and is now being a loon. \ud83d\ude3b #crazycatlady #catlady


@tashii_toess He possesses all of the characteristics of a potential sociopath I swear


My love life is in like negative infinity numbers. Not looking good.


This runny nose will be the death of me tbh


so I'm going to dearborn  music instead I guess


@vistavision lol. Where are you. Can you steal the entire tree for me?


Cheese pizza with banana peppers \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\ude0d


#RIPNelsonMandela I am the captain of my ship


Celebrity apprentice is the only show i still watch


My gopher hockey jersey is definitely my favorite piece of clothing that I own


I don't get waves of missing you anymore,they're more like tsunami tides.


way to snapchat me and then not respond. #shitidontlike \u270b


A sit down restaurant can only be judged by the memorabilia upon its walls.


I feel really bad and by the way that you are ignoring me, I sense you are pissed


Really stoked that nirvana made it into the rock and roll hall of fame. Very much deserved.


@Masa_Restaurant is happy hour M-F 2-6 or 4-6? On website it says both. Are you at least open for lunch at 2?


tbh I only retweet thing that at relevant in my life


and may I remind you...you are also under oafffff...


@Michael5SOS guys for real whats the surprise? Cuz I was about to go to sleep but then you and like had to come on twitter haha


@summmmerdowns @abbieeeeey I'll be there


I could clean my room and nap, but....my horses are just standing out in the field waiting to be rode. #welcomehome


@DustinBrown2016 I have a little brother, he's one. He bites me & pulls my hair! #hescutesoicantgetmadathim


Don't change food to good #StupidAutocorrect


@aanniiieeee I normally set my house on fire at that point \ud83d\udc4d


Counting down the days until the Super Bowl because that means football seasons over \ud83c\udf89


The left me wantin' more feeling when he kissed me.


The all star introductions are almost cooler to watch then the game itself. #asg2013. #royals


When your phone stops trying to correct words and just accepts your stupidity and poor spelling>>


I try to be a nice person, I really do. But being nice gets you nowhere so I choose to be a bitch sometimes.


Nothing better than bonding with my family, just wish @CodyCunico was here \ud83d\ude14


I think the reason why I'm more of an independent person is because I don't have patience for other people.


I'm blaring these headphones because I can't get enough @TriviumOfficial!


Weellll. I might be scared of the dark. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@CaraAyana CERRRA. LETS TWERK AT PROM TOGETHER


@michaelsmith The Broncos lost that game not Manning. I think this is the only time in history Ive heard a players name associated with temp


I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \ud83d\ude25


I don't think I can wait any longer for iOS 7.


@sdiienno he asked the most annoying questions to the players too. More need to blow him off like Z did.


Who wakes up at 1 am on their day off? This bitch! @David_R_Nelson


@MikKatDyar @JacKatPaw @DakBenBro @Kern_luke @TannerPottmeyer @codypaxton96 i thought we were saturday night??


Okay I lied our score was a 77.55 last night #evenbetter


@kaeli_fluke haha, love you! \ud83d\ude18


The fact that all the boys in my school sing wrecking ball. Haha


Hunter gets off in one minute!\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf89


@stellcarrington Bluejay car wash does it all! Lol


@tankwilk_51 @BigGreazy come after that then \u263a


@zoenicole33 that's why your the best! \ud83d\ude0a


\ivy league? more like OUT OF MY LEAGUE.\" @HeatherMeader \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


@MissAllisonJane well that's good! And you know:) pretty good!


what are the odds that the rando girl who found my fleece with my keys in it posted on fbook and my friend saw it! #blessed #ironic


So how's my butt look? Not that bad. #areyougradingonacurve?


@_VanessaJulia_ @tylerwardmusic Sounds like a plan! Think he will go for it? Haha! ;)


\ I'm just a waste of your time. Maybe I'm better off dead. \""


I want that relationship where you play fight, cuddle, and just watch movies all dayyy


@tt_hyde629 when the straight and narrow gets a little too straight.......


@ohh_moee haha they didn't go through or do half the shit we did


I could be so good at loving you, but only if you told me to.


Be a girl with a mind, woman with attitude, & a lady with class.


My sister, @ShannnnMarie is graduating #soproud \ud83d\ude2d


Cool maybe I should try to fuck up your life and make you miserable . Cause that's what cool dudes do


Didn't get to see @JamalJaouhari today:/


#JodiArias God can't help you now! You have a place reserved in HELL!


Still surprised by the fact that Brandon actually came to see me lololol


Motivating myself to do homework is harder than my actual homework... #seniorprobs


@reanabeans SAME!! Come homeeeee for goooood


The woman with you- Kenny Chesney #goodtune \ud83d\udc4c


@BradMD He was golfing with Tiger Woods today, do you seriously think he cares for people with his ego


@ChAse__RuSSell I still can't stop laughing


@DAVIDMDRAIMAN @lenayada Im confused, because the lyrics say bind, but it sounds like lull in the album.


Ben is wearing Rex Specks when he never wears glasses in the first place.


I guess just look at me and smile that's cool


@Polish_Galore well God forgives, redeems and repairs broken people. A piece of paper that says \annulled\" shouldn't change that. Silly."


Sending the most obnoxious selfies ever...


Hearing my professor say have a great summer as I hand my exam and the realization that my first year of college is almost complete #3more


@g_oldenthoughts @thegypsy69 can we get a room and\ud83d\ude2e\ud83c\udf46 yet honestly


@stinebug OMG seriously though\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@SavedSister7 already have read that one! Loved it so much!


I don't even like pumpkin spice lattes...


I seriously have issues. :/ too many to even count... :(


Maybe I just need a good nights sleep to snap out of this.. \u270c\ud83d\ude34


Oh my gosh... How To Love by Lil Wayne just came on. My night is complete.


I like how when the black kid is getting yelled at the two white kids just stare !!!! @JenicaaMuston @EvanKenleyWest4


I hope this vacation will be a time for me to just take a break from everything.


#askashley what is your favorite outfit to model in? @AshAlexiss


Wind 9 mph W. Barometer 29.88 in, Rising. Temperature 44.2 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 45%


Making some coffee...cause it sounds delightful!


Someone stay at my house with me this weekend we can have fun don't worry


@KaylaMarie122 no that's too detrimental to my well-being


Epic weekend in Rome with the crews that's all I gotta say... \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc2\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf55


\u201c@RackandHelens: @molliejw @slkizer @achristal how was your weekend?\u201dgreat time with great friends!!! Thanks!!!


The voicemail i have from @alisonpieroni  is pretty on point to how we were all feeling last night.


@SBNationMLB and every other defensive play in this game!


@AustinGriffin63 if its yours shouldn't you already have it? #deep


Walk into Wendy's with mom and two black girls behind the counter just go at it. Funniest thing ever \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


America trying to assassinate my character


@KnollAlex hey dick breath get over here and give me a back rub.


My past is in the past. I've moved on. I  am happy,


@i_am_sasquatch It is imperative that you give another speech that.


And sometimes you just need to take a break go home sit down and relax with the most precious  gifts God has given us. #family


@DrBusyhead if you are true reds fan you root for ANYBODY but them!


I just watched the funniest thing ever, can't stop laughing


@__lovedearly I was sleep but we can talk now until I fall back asleep


@CindyBoren Yup. I don't carry one, but I'm definitely in the minority there.


@Steven_Swenson @crazytrkdriver2 @dogstar7tweets @MomsDemand @CSGV That is so not the point.......


@jethrova Morning, Monday again....Blech.


Well a nap didn't happen :( #WhereAreYouSecondWind


cleaning for my home health client today & open a drawer and it's full of porn DVDs like uhhh ew \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude2c


Looking forward to speaking @hollandcollege The culinary institute of Canada next week!


\We accept the love we think we deserve\" -#PerksOfBeingAWallFlower"


I wished my sister would hurry #seriouslytho


I just don't understand what goes through other people's heads..


I'm sorry but if I don't talk to you anymore than there's probably a good reason! \u270c\ufe0f


Don't wanna go back to the real world \ud83d\ude14


I don't like how on temple run 2 it says \save me\" when you die"


The line at Chipotle is suppose to be on the right side. The left-side line confused me.


Feeling a little better about this test now.


@JKaser32 try pick pocket level 25....haha ya I'm a boss...if we are talking about the same thing......lol!


#RealFriends @Brooke_Shockey & @CodyStockner The three musketeers! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


Idk if your in denial or you just don't care


Now I get to open presents at my dads \ud83d\ude0f


Channing Tatum never fails to give me a boner......


expectations are nothing more than expectations


I haven't liked anyone is so long like it feels so weird I am sO LONELY


@Lindsamorphous I'll roast tip to come see you


It's taken me 3 hours to writes this essay on poetry! I jut simply don't understand it


Mrs Logan is the greatest homeroom because I love her lmao


Anyone in the Branch area wanna give Rambo a ride?


Not seeing Zac for two days ain't healthy for me... Wah


It just took 4 rings to get a hold of 911.. If it were more serious, I'd be dead. #fail #souptown


Being angry and watching Dexter is just too much


@ScottMcCallum35 yeah I guess your right


@whitalvey I've never been, but definitely on my list of things I wanna do


Don't be afraid to be yourself. \ud83d\ude0a


#HALOawards cant wait to watch austin @AustinMahone


At some point if you wanna be there or not you just gotta strap up and play \ud83c\udfc0. Take pride in your game #Kentucky


#WhyIHateInstagram when you want to upload a picture it crops like too much


@johnnydthach yeah, I have an android. Upgrading to an iPhone in the Fall!


@brittany13dee @taylorstwin same here, but I tried to eat noodles today and I about died haha


And the fact that duck dynasty is on just makes everything so much better \ud83d\ude0d


@catieeheil I miss you too you!! Come visit! :)


This is the best weekend I have had, in a very long time. Gonna make this night memorable \ud83d\udc9c


I love how all you do is bitch about how terrible of a daughter I am. Really appreciate it.


pretty sure I have like 20 tests next week \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udd2b


This is how I plan my day in my head.. \Well I work at three so I should get outta bed at no later then two to shower\" #ratchet"


@JohnVassNascar get it fixed and use it!! I heard our President wants to tax everything that doesn't work


Darby is afraid of balloons so she keeps trying to attack us.


Omg the sun is final shining for the first time in 3 days \ud83d\ude04 #sunshinestate #not


@bailey_thomp16 allright that was a bad decision we just crashed


I'm over this damn school. 176 days is toooooooo long \ud83d\ude20


Brooklyn knows who I'm talking about\ud83d\ude02


Wasn't supposed to get out work til 3 and I'm out already!


You can't live a positive life with a negative mind.


@withawinkeyface at least she knows about protection, that's why you pry have chlamydia and she don't.


@Daylisky you don't like me do ya bro well guess what I don't give a Fuck bro bro how bout that


@bootylish_aly15 I've never thought you could be more gay


@ImTheDizz @bamurphy3 Oh I'm disappointed in you, boys! On the contrary, this story has just begun! It's gonna get much, much worse!


@StephenOzoroski \ud83d\ude11 oh my gosh. Every freakin time...


@aligomes_ we have yearbook \ud83d\ude11


@Derick_is_a_hik @TrentAitchison you're white as fuck. #no


My stomach feels like it's gonna explode


Can't wait to go to the lake with @JORDYNaNEAL on Friday! \ud83d\ude0d


Atleast it's the last day of school before spring break


Why do I continue to make the same dumb decision \ud83d\ude15


@shockey45 lmfao this is great!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udca9


@TinyTimTheDJ my rents went there the weekend of the tourney once ... Got some sick pictures.. They can't catch great whites tho


we are about to put the Darwinism back in Social Darwinism.


You'll be happy when I just fucking disappear


@lacedaawg yeah best one we've ever taken


I've been exhausted all day and now that it's time for sleep I can't get relaxed


I wish I was watching football today #sadtweet


My parking lot fee is probably hitting about 20 bucks at this point


I don't understand how I manage to burn every time I go outside in weather over 75 degrees


@dpshow Yankees announcer was referring to pettitte as a coach because he came out of the dugout in that role.  Too bad YOU missed that.


You'd be in great shape if you ran like your mouth.


Casually sobbing into my popcorn bc I've made a mistake


\Well jill, sorry we didn't make it to canada this time. I know you were looking forward to having your body cavity searched\"  @MPotapenko"


When a cute ass guy has a girlfriend <<< #mylife


I'm totes listening to country music right now @geenbean .


Check it take my order cause ya body likes to carry out and let me walk into ya body till its lights out @jtimberlake


@LacyBlevins @kcrum91 haha...sorry I didn't talk, was in mid-hiccup.


@JohnKicklighter either we are already there or temporary government shutdown is no big thing


@garrettperkins_  thats the fucking truth!


@FitnessClay you take that back it is an amazing thing!!


Loved the surprise visit earlier!! Thank you much!! @TristalynKint \ud83d\ude3b


@butterflysnbees It was a trainwreck. Labor&delivery were not kind to my boy. He spent 2 days in NICU. We're all home and doing well now.


@TheLifeOfHaynes I was going to rio grande but i'm trying to transfer to kent and probably eventually move to kent toooo.


Working alllll day wooooo \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0


@ledzep_zoso75 When will they release bonaroo lineup


How did I end up right here with you\nAfter all the things that I been through


My mom is going to get a dermal so awesome.


I'll give anyone my all until i have a reason not to.


Whiskey for my men and beer for my horses.


Chad, do you see what I see on twitter right now? @CJ_Kisel


All the girls say I'm pretty fly for a white guy @Worrun


@TuckerReinhardt haha that was like 7 years ago


If Vic ever noticed me I would die, I WILL SEE HIM ONE DAY AND I WILL POSSIBLY RAPE HIM


I need to burp. Like its killing my stomach.


I spend my life around gay men. Romantically frustrating. No not sexually. #romantically


Looks like tosay is going to be the day I get out of work and hate everyone and lay in my bed and watch movies. Yup. Deffinetly is!


@mcsansonetti. Sorry for being loud in the weight room


My biggest decision this week is which bar karaoke song I will sing first @l


@NotLucasLarson And his voice is so badass!


There is nothing worse in the world than bathroom attendants.


@erinnnn30 eh, kinda. But mostly we wanted to get to the car quickly before we got in. We will have that drink we missed another time.


Coming back in 200 free seated 6th tonight and swimming with my girls @aferraco29 and #twitterlesspaige. Let's get it ladies!


A few glasses if wine and I'm a dancing machine \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc83


@Cayt_Andrianna haha we can kick them out and have a girls night sometime! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude4c


@Gavinwasko3  I ain't ever past the bar but I know a little bit


There's nothing more attractive than a guy who can express what he's feeling about you TO you. #RealMenOnly


Still thinking I have that tapeworm.. #cantstopeating


Orientation at DSW got rescheduled to Monday.. Anyone want to hang out tonight? #FreeNight


@JoyLimNakrin Fascinating discussion on social anxiety! Thanks for covering the topic @fox25news


@Itsjacibitch I didn't know you guys were going!


Woah, my parents just said I can bring someone with me next year #finally


My question to the world is: if a cupcake has bananas in it does that make it healthy??


AMC has to have a deal with Dodge. All their shows have so many.


Just wanna say how I feel ! But I can't do that without a disaster happening :(


I feel like i live in Dr. Offices anymore ... I will be so happy if the day comes that i can feel good again and not be sick ... Prayers...


@Annadilllo yup and it crashed, they'll probably fix it though


I prob should've played basketball, Idc if I'm ass.


My question is how many other people have you said that to?


Thank god tomorrow is Friday! \ud83d\ude0a


@SimonCowell just bought them. Best purchase I've made since buying @onedirection #midnightmemories


Why window shop and you own this \ud83d\ude0f


@FriskyMackie Lolz, It's 'cause Octavia didn't know anything.


I need a new avi but its 2:30 and I am not putting on make up


Mumford and Sons! Amazing album for amazing group


Happy Thanksgiving! Wishing you a safe & healthy day filled with many blessings!


@Megliss I wonder if it's the same person I just said this about earlier.


Reminiscing with the load. @BrandonTretsven #sobummed


my fault for not listening to everyone about you


I can't get the mental image of the dance scene from.Hitch out of my head


Debating on getting up an making breakfast for myself or stay in bed an try to sleep #decisionsdecisions


@joejoeup2nogood I'll be there! I miss you in first hour


WiFi - Could you please not keep going on & off ? Thanks.


Can you please explain to me why you post the same things on facebook and twitter? #pickone


@daniellechuaa haha my baddd I thought that was you


I haven't been downstairs since last Saturday.. mostly because I know I still have a lot of cleaning up to do


You don't call that a foul with this close of a game on this big of a stage #BadCall


Comparative politics puts me in such a bad mood


@sincerelyshelle beacuse men still hold on to that idea that a woman needs a man and if she don't have one.....what's wrong with her?


Something's wrong with my Sally baby \ud83d\ude13


In Christmas movies, if the parents don't believe in Santa, where do they think the extra gifts come from? #Christmas


@JamesRadio Nice guy. But just think: has made millions for nothing, had more skanks than one could fathom for nothing, & hot tubs.


purposely folding the laundry like shit so my mom doesn't make me do it anymore


Third time rating ice cream today. I need an intervention \ud83c\udf66\ud83c\udf66\ud83c\udf66\ud83c\udf66


The day still is young. Gonna do my best to fight and stay strong.


I'm in one of those moods were I wanna do something but I'm too lazy to get up, does that make sense


Just keep it up and I'm most out of the picture - just a little bit more .......


@migg_14 We're still ahead so SUCK ONE! hahahah #justkidding


@Trevor_0yster @triadcrushes @kara_kucinick28 @7_to_34 obviously someone retarded


@samerrill58 no the person I just snapped you hahahahha


Walked all the way back to my dorm from class and then realized that I rode my bike to class \ud83d\ude48


@Bwbarbee81 lol but I heard good reviews. I don't even think it could classify as a horror movie


I could come home from school and literally sleep till the next morning and still have trouble getting out of bed


If this falls through, things will be \ud83d\udc4c.


@betrickyalways no. that ship has sailed. wide awake right now. hoping I can sleep on the way to New York haha


This just sucks because I know I'm not gonna get over it soon and I have no one to actually talk to, because I barely have freinds anymore.


Never drinking outside again #NotAboutThatLife


@halnordin not at all. I was content with Jenna Dave Walt you and damion, that was the original plan I though anyways lol


I cannot STAND when people use two negatives in a sentence


#BeatSparks @costa_mike @Graveyard0552 @OfficialJHouse


Knoxville native Bryce Brentz hit another HR in Red Sox spring training today, that's his 2nd.


it's kinda awkward when people think I'm goobs. because I don't see the resemblance \ud83d\ude33


We all use to be so close..but we let pointless drama get in the way of our friendships.


@madelinegadkins then why did you say at all costs?


Dinner at Olive Garden... The looks we get when we walk in.... @beccalbishop #bitches


@beccaisnumber1 jeep wrangler for sale in nelliston too just passed it


#ToMyFutureWife --- \@CauseWereGuys: How many men does it take to open a beer? None. It should be opened by the time she brings it.\""


@cervantes_ruth thanks. I just hope I don't have to take her to the doctor tonight


Ill be your love song & ill love you right off your feet until you fall into me.


@MadieArledge yes, it's normal paint you just buy in a can and paint it on your walls \ud83d\ude0a


RIP rabbit that just tried to run across the road in front of me... you were fast but not fast enough. Poor guy never stood a chance


Watching that Reggie Miller shit , still drunk


@NiallOfficial who was supposed to have done this bahaha


@Lehgoo_Mehgoo all parents do, but ESPECIALLY yours. Any ticky tack foul, or anything that goes against you.. They'll throw their hands in


All done with my #Christmas shopping!! Woot Woot


@hiramboyd @MajorLeagueJake all tge potential to be kazmir and more


Thank the Lord no one is screenshotting me this morning.


I don't get how you have friends that you talk so much shit about \ud83d\ude45


I want hemp and beads in my hair, looks so cooool


@BarbNichol haha thanks barb!! He had a  great game, thank god!


Captain crunch with berries for the win.


I love my drained rats, Tessa domm and Anna \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9a


I'm so excited to go campus touring my junior year for some reason\u263a


If you tell me you have a migraine and you don't want to blow your brains out then you don't have a migraine shut the fuck up


@Kennsy42x3 I have a one day a week job that pays me $35. That would be like almost a months pay for me xc


I feel like today was a productive enjoyable day \ud83d\udc4c


that is as if two Of the three teams (Clemson, oregan or Alabama) lose.


I wanna workout with @TheKennyBell7 lol he's huge!


Sooo who wants to come kiss me at midnight?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18


I hate missing you, but I'm so thankful that you're mine to miss. \ud83d\udc95


We dropped @krissyecka off, billy missed and exit, now we're lost.


@abigailworstell I died laughing that was too funny


@EricEstenfelder @Matt_Stoneking @h_dunnn RUNNING AROUND LEAVING SCARS


@BeshinJay we brought it to the garage but then they told us to bring it to ford


I'm gonna make you say you love me\ud83d\ude01


What's better than a Monday night football promo? A MNF promo featuring a Griffey nod.


Could've gotten @jimmyjohns delivery but decided to drive through campus traffic just to see @ecady at her new store. Now that's #truelove!


I will seriously pay someone to cook for me!


@schadjoe still deceived much of the public by insinuating he had met with her in person several times before..also, never went to funeral?


seriously what the fuck is wrong with the audio on this shit.  Also this dopey asshole can't seem to talk.


Went to the bank with almost a thousand dollars in my hand. Left the bank with $60 in my hand. Came home with only $8...#MoneyProbs


@metruedesign2 Lets put the past behind us


Can @WildBoyzzzzz just go fuck himself? Like seriously, BYE! \ud83d\udc4b\u270c


Natalie left her purse at van and she's like \my fav spray is in there I need to find it!\" Her dad goes, NO NATALIE YOUR CARD IS IN THERE!!"


It's so strange how I can hear your voice saying every text you send to me


@lydia_mae211 but I thought we were cute \ud83d\ude2d


@graisone1 omg.. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 i was scared for life.


I think I might dye my hair dark. Just for a little while at least


We don't get the results of Tryouts till tomorrow #nervous


@Paul_brinkel oh yeah I didn't do that....


People I knew from high school having kids? I'm just sitting here like.. What?


can't believe the name of the mineral in avatar is actually unobtainium like seriously where's the creativity?!


Thank you Stanford! Now Bama needs to do work Saturday #RollTide


@Chelsea_Wymer Soooo should we dress warm for the game Saturday? \ud83d\ude01


People who also go out of their way to put down another team..please. Get over that crap. Just enjoy the game!


@Kopeschka18 @meeeeeessh I agree. It was a nice dick


@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch


@leesuhcar is there one in the parking lot?!


I know where I'll be on Memorial Day. Fast Six is the best news I've heard all year. #vindieselisagod #superbowl2013


@thats0jack OMG JACK I LOVE YOU MORE THAN LIFE


@alexamarie15_ you made this photo directed towards me in 6th grade\ud83d\ude02


And now LeBron will go off for 25 in the 4th, Noah & Belinelli foul out and Nate Robinson will grow 5 inches to look like 50 cents twin.


@RuthieOlivia that'll be good!!! I think we should all work on it, but then again some people are WAAAYYY to confident haha


@AP804 @TigersProspects @ramietytgat Fister? Why?


Working 6 and 7 days a week about to get old. It's fishing season people. #BASSFISHING


\u201c@VeryGrumpyCat: I have more conversations in my head than I do in real life.\u201d


@ricksporcic That was kind of sad in a way man. Don't you think?


@RIliescu15 they're booing the commissioner not the Blackhawks. Rightly so too.


These rastafarian people or whatever are smoking so much


One of these days I won't be able to hold in my thoughts... And then the truth will come out.


@matt_hennie @GianaNicole15 what kind of sick game is this


if you're a cheerleader then your obviously supposed to cheer. don't ask why the hell your doing so many cheers.


White people are held to a higher standard because were not the minority. This basically means minorities can be racist with no consequence.


watching 1000 ways to die makes me cringe. but its so interesting and funny but not funny at all actually super creepy


the snow looks like glitter and I'm likin it \ud83d\ude0d


@nat_cat11 id have a 5 day weekend! I won't be at school Tuesday either!


@bibliophile89 Often...but I haven't..yet..


Paul's BladeRF has arrived, to join mine. GPS disciplined oscillators as reference. FSK modem first?


@Shatirahhh im dead serious you never have time for me it seems like


Well I was asleep, until I woke up from Hitting my head on the wall\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 and @katierae_98 laughing \ud83d\ude0a


At this basketball game and this team is called the Bellied Ballers...really?!?!?!


Found my other kilt under a melted snow bank in my driveway \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@cassie4africa @abc123kasey I was about to tweet this! Haha


Last walk through of South \ud83d\ude1f its a sad day!


Headed to the office to finish my best man speech! Switching a lot around!


@CutonDime25 @derrick3DPhilly @RealSkipBayless damn. Wonder what was said on the field


Through tear drops and laughter we'll pass through this world hand in hand


@brittany_jeann haha I bet! I really am thinking about getting a side by side.. Haha


@toninperkaj @SeanHaddow9 It's the only way to do it!


my only thought these past few days has been Chicago Chicago Chicago.  August 8th needs to hurry up!


@SJ_SarahJo @Eyarna what someone finds funny is completely based upon that persons sense of humor. If they think a joke about rape is funny


@_kaitlynbackk \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 his brother is a fag too. It must run in the family i guess


I said thing is I used to have abs & Anna said it's ok we never had abs \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@fox_compliments passing the compliment to @gabbyeskis because she's the most beautiful person I've ever met. inside and out.


Two Bradley Cooper movies in a row. Alway a great idea.


Once a week is to much? 4 times a month?! This is stupid. #fml.


@paigenied5 it's the best!!! Dancin in the moonlight


So excited to see @Ralphie_May again tonight at @FoxwoodsCT #funny #comedy


@kimmashungry don't tell me what to do Kimberlyn.


@HaleyBedard4 holy shit I didn't even see that


When before an open door we must decide whether or not to go through but first we must decide if it was God that placed the door there. Pray


@alyssa_rohlandd @jbeadle50 hahaha i am not rich


Probz can count about 3 people I like right now \ud83d\ude21


@chancetherapper isn't coming to oklahoma on his tour... Kinda upsetting..


@AmandaReeves212 nooooo I miss it all so much I miss the room with the fish and our fake colored hair


Sometimes I legitimately wish I didn't have to be alive anymore so I didn't have to live with all this pain. It actually happens a lot.


If your a stripper because you have a child to take care of by yourself your a good mother but if u are a stripper for attention u r a whore


@JennPen92 I has homework!!!!! Too much of it.


@ashgo4th so lol tell em to go fall offa hill


Hen I play volleyball my goal is to get floor burn because it means I'm trying my hardest! #TheVolleyballStruggle


It's a wine night by the fire in nc tonight\ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udd25


@CusickDanielle the real question is why are you up and not texting me.


@NathanWahrer I appreciate you keeping tabs on my life. #bffs


@E_Jagielo Congrats man your a player for one of the best franchises in the history of baseball ! Good luck !


@AshleaBabyy Really, what's up? I'm leaving in a minute btw he's about to crash.


\Look! The \ud83d\udc10 is watching @just_bob19  pee.\" Umm @rigga621, that would be a \ud83d\udc36! \ud83d\ude02"


Someone come over and make me some blueberry pancakes. I'm home alone and too lazy to get outta bed. \ud83d\ude4f


Beth is eating some weird lookin shit on break right now. I hope I don't eat like that when I decide to have kids lol


@AMoll07 just left when do you plan on going?


Obsessed #MariahCarey describes you 100000000% accurately


@SnapIn2ASlimKim woah wait a second! You did it to me last week \ud83d\ude4d #justloveme


THANK YOU FOR PICKING ME UP EARLY WITH AROMA JOES MOM


@laclips it\u2019s real. I copied it from my other account that he hasn\u2019t blocked yet. I often want to tweet obscenities at him through it.


Making these excuses why you're not around.


I like that there is always breaking news on all TVs in Arrow.


There is only one Amanda that does not irritate me


Offending a bunch of people in the parking lot this morning with my Newsboys!! #TeamJesus


Learned not to let the little things get to me


@ryanlochte your faces during the politics inquisition...priceless! #WWRLD


I was top of the line reckless last night


Reasons I love twitter, get to comment on awesome people's stuff like @DUSTIN_RHODES1 & watch strangers ask absurd ?'s with No point


Oh you know. Casually passing out as they were explaining the procedure. \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude33


I'm so happy I don't have to be at school til 930 all week. #yes


@lanzdog I did to man. hope it's going to be a good season


I'm so ready for vacation. I need Friday to be here NOW. Just a whole week of going to shows and the beach. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d


@HCO_KidStackz @evanlangg5 nevermind it's hilarious....


I had a dream i graduated college the morning of my high school graduation with a degree in watercolor's.....


\@brensanity96: Ill never give up on something I want a day in my life #Trueee\""


My dogs son keeps bothering him he's mad


@borisnorris how could you!!!! \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude28


Level 37 in candy crush is almost possible


Accident prone is an understatement today.


Let's reminisce my 18th year of life, what a crazy year man


@4ever_A_Boss probs not stop and shop sucks


Either go to rehab for a semester and cure my addiction to marijuana... Or sign my life away to student loans. Guess which one I'm picking \ud83d\ude24


I listen to people bitch about money and I realize it doesn't matter how much u make some people are never happy...#smh


It's almost 5 o'clock in the morning and I'm watching eating videos on YouTube and now I want to go to McDonalds what's going on


Oh and by best friend in my last tweet I mean @AndriaTesta


@MissFrickkk @shelbylcsmith I was kidding.You know I love you!I think used my tiny muscles putting your wheelchair in my trunk#thestruggle \ud83d\ude24


I wish I could fall back asleep but nooo I'm wide awake\ud83d\ude36 \ud83d\ude34


\I've had so much of that I don't need that...okay I'm lying I do\" - @carson_jones21"


Selena Gomez comes on and any sense of focus I once had is now GONE


saying my family is crazy is a complete understatement .


@ashleamills I use tech to give my students a \ visual\" of what is happening to their bodies through fitness activity."


@JadoreJah omg I can't wait , I miss you doll!!!


Seriously. @Ceaks22 makes me feel like I'm in a movie with @Sethrogen at all times because she is so hilarious


I'm pretty upset I can't hang out with @tayyylaaa___ and @Jodsterr tonight. I was getting excited \ud83d\ude14


@kaleeescalante_ lol I don't really know. Probably not..


Can I touch one? I just want to see what they feel like.


My response to how everyone hates me ; its okay, I fucking hate you all anyways.


I have a feeling today will be a good day \ud83d\ude0a


That'll be the day I get played again though


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.69 in, Steady. Temperature 72.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%


@pimpinkin21 haha niggas gon be hatin cuz we gon be decked in that Navy blue. Carrier dome gon be flooded wit Orange lol


@HittinTreeBit bitch i think im k swizz, thats my name dont wear it out. and yes deed is a person & i am in him, problem ?


Another episode of this season's #Californication not dug. The bread & butter of this series is Hank & Karen. Guess they gave that a break.


@D_alcorn32 where you at??  There are about 20 Madison girls at my house right now.


@_JEungee i know we can't help it can we ;;


I hate when people think I'm a baby. \ud83d\ude12


@pk81394 i think there's knives in my stomach #vomit


@calebtbarron was thinking the same thing


Man if what I wanted actually came true...there would be a lot more pandas that's for sure.  @kbonf1r3 @n1mindz


@AshaleyJill I can't find my Cranberries CD. I gotta go to the quad before anyone snags it.


@Kaiitllyn changed yr pick of us to just you :(


When is that castle learning for belts due? #help


@RippedNFit get the best & heaviest leg day in yet!!!


@Schultz1260 So is Atlanta. Cards blowing them out.


I'm about to just drive to marist right now @Kim_Meyer29


Every time wagon wheel comes on I scream the lyrics  \ud83d\ude0a


@morganmcneely2 the store called me and said your shoes should be in like 5 days


@NancyGraceHLN Or maybe they believe he should be punished. They're just sure which route to take. #Zimmerman


Gold all in my chain... Gold all in my watch


@mollll_ @AlyProvencher @bebba_house @Lyds91 @Jillybeee7 were going to bovas and then holding each other


...climbed to the top of the hill (our house is at the bottom), walked downtown, turned around, and headed to the park. Once I was...


Noting be able to sleep on my left side because of my arm sucks!


Is it weird that I get more excited for Christmas shopping for Loki than I do for anyone else? \ud83d\udc36\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84


@JenAttwood1994 I hope you can forgive and we can see be one this please ps I did even know it would  Afected you


@Tylercox__ we in the same boat I hope I get this job we takin a trip to get away! ASAP


I hate when people say they feel my pain. \nNo you fucking don't.


@allienicole12_ exactly! I don't think she has the right personality for either


No matter the situation, clear, rain, or snow. The cummins always puts on a show


me and bob rockkkkin out to girls just wanna have fun \ud83d\ude02


I sometimes wish someone would hang out with me.


So Washington State was up 8 with just over 2:00 left, with a 1st down, and the opponent had no timeouts. And they lost. In regulation!


I really don't wanna a snow day... Cause then Ms.Zinn is gonna give us twice the homework.


@huntersdad3911 you bet I have a lot of fun shoveling it!


pregaming to the lizzie mcguire soundtrack


@SaraLiz7 lets go watch Identity Thief tomorrow at 10! Lol.


It's pretty much just my friends and a few randos at our bar. Played the word alive in celebration.


@macpowell yep, I'm up too. Contemplating Calvinism vs Arminianism.


I still have an hour to relax. \ud83d\udc4c


@LBacon34 You know, that is some excellent perspective. Thanks for that!


You don't know what you have til you lose it .


@GIndriolo Just ordered the Kd'6 Christmas's !! YEAHHH!!!!


@kalibslivka only when you play with my hair will you be considered for that position. \ud83d\ude04


@CarleeMehls  well you can change your picture haha. But anyway it's all your fault @Big_Dubz34


omg school in 3 weeks what if i forget everything


Damn good practice though. Saturday COME AT US #WAVENATION2013


@slliDmadA should have sobriety bowled with me tonight \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udd2b


I love sitting by the window with a cup of hot chocolate while it's snowing :)


Thought it would be colder in Utah than midlothian


This whole scholarship thing really just grinds my gears\ue40e


What would I do without you? Cuddle time for you when i get home. #perfff


@sameverlark it's two great things band and Harry potter.


@jessica5015 @jmcgee1234 haha yeah it'll all probably be done in the last week of summer. #Procrastinator


When @Rshepp43 is home he always takes @megss313 away from me and i get stranded at home with no one #thisisawesome


I'm ready to crash\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


@nsmitty_pt @SRRAnderson my basketball skills are unparalleled, but now @smcallise has both agility and power, in all facets of his life.


I wouldn't do anything to mess up what I have now


Didn't sleep at all all last night feel like shit and 1/2


@miszmeagan @koolkidjr09 we will get you oneee \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


It's so damn hard to tan in the natural sun.... I miss the tanning bed </3 #tanprobs


Boy or girl. What will baby Duff be at the ultrasound tomorrow? #fb


I don't want to go to school. what's so bad about being dumb?


Are there two shows called The X Factor? Or?


@leticiaajaaen do not doubt my words. Everyone knows I got it going.


family guy was just talking about captain caveman.. #ironic #onlytomethough


@theOnlykLob7 I'm mean cause ily\ud83d\udc95


But they are fun because I suck at them.


Ok so there's such thing as a hot tub boat


If I told you a flower bloomed in a dark room, would you trust it?


@ALawRadio Its baseball season. Noone is talking about the Steelers in town.


\@Adeola_I: Adeola you really need to stop this\"like you really need too \u263a"


@Hannahunfair damn it. Lol. How long is that going til?


So..... When does Mockingjay come out? #catchingfire #bestmovie


@GageKray1 I'm probably over laughing the picture, lololol.


Going to buy new rollerblades today I think


You need to leave your shoes on.. You're at church. Not the beach..


@Stacey_Christ will you be at your residence tonight


I don't know how I managed to use half my data in five days but I did. #ThisIsBad


The taste of your kiss , is one of the best tastes in the world.


Aww those little kids said I was beautiful \ud83d\ude0a #mademynight


@hopeelisabeth5 guess you HAVE to come over tomorrow night \ud83d\ude33


@JoeMott18 @lexi_hutz the laughs are something else hahahah


I hate sexist assholes...one just told me this isn't a women's place really...


Nooooooooooooo not Taylor! #justintimberlake


Made coffee at 6:00. I've been so tired lately. Don't think I'm eating enough... \Good food\". Veggieaholic next wk. Let the meal prep begin."


Now I'm up so high, looking down at the sky, don't let me fall


I'm going to laugh when I wake up and this is just a dream


Game time. Let's do it boys. Take the division and lets roll into the playoffs. Everyone is behind you. Let's do it Chicago. Bear Down


@RBfan4ever @Catelyn788 @_GenieB CatelynI am so sorry it has been running through my mind since I saw the photo of him in the ambulance


It takes an angel to fly with a free bird, and baby we got the sky... #BG


Finding an ap bio work book...and realizing how easy these questions are compared to now \ud83d\ude23 #thosewerethedays


@759Kattt shit. You better get the search dogs on that pronto!


from this point forward, you are irrelevant in my life


@JenniferKakretz @melissaameehan @jmcgill762 now I'm just confused again


@SLocorriere how'd you escape form the zoo again you elephant


@ToyotaCam666 and I want an elephant \u261d


& with that I'm completely done with senior year. #TakeMeToCollege


I was dead tired an hour ago but now that I've laid down I'm wide awake. Good thing my favorite Christmas movie is on! #SantaClause \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81


Running out of hot water, trying to take an Epsom salt bath <<<


@Jay_Kray89 may be the cutest coffee maker I know \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude18


@Ryan_Yeates Yeah actually this is a really tough question, the rice would get to you


Today's the day Ive been waiting for for so long.  #mac #apple


I'm finally getting around to watching Love, Actually. St. John's pick of a movie best not disappoint.


Why have an advisor meeting in the library? Shut up please


I want Chinese... Bad. \ud83c\udf5c\ud83c\udf5a


Bout that time to soak up the atmosphere of @UNDfootball #TailgateAlley #GettinChills


I dont think guys relize that girls live on with there insecurities


So tired of hearing the words \Black Friday\" on TV. The malls close in 2 hours, you can stop now...please"


Instead of 140 characters tweets should be limited to your iQ number


I believe in fairies... I also believe punching one in the face would shut that whiney voice right up! #FairyFairyQuiteContrary


My Instagram isn't loading. \ud83d\ude2d


\Babe it's a drive bar in El Seg, nothing fancy\"// \"So don't wear this?\"\nfrom around the corner...\"I swear if it's something all sequiny...\""


Getting the corvette after cheer tonight\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d #thecar


The neighbors said she moved away isn't it funny how it rained all day


I'm the world's best at putting myself in awkward situations.


I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e


my dad trolls me more than people on the Internet \ud83d\ude12


Why is everyone hating on me tonight? Damn...


Lol, people really need to get over the fact that he told. I would do the same thing if I were him. #getoverit


@cafrindorrell \ud83d\ude33? How you know?


nothing like having your brakes go out and your windshield wipers quit working while driving home during a blizzard.


@Jakermolovich after hockey season how about that?


You bet I'm taking full advantage of these home cooked meals before I leave #nothingbetter


If someone takes me to the Harry Potter theme park. I'll marry them. That simple. \ud83d\udc4c


@jacksonlindsay1 @KippanM you made that much more dramatic than it should've been. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude02


well I just ordered all my christmas gifts for my family and they're expected to be in January 6th..\ud83d\udc4d cool.


Just so you know, 3D glasses aren't sunglasses.


Watching #HouseofVersace right now...great movie and great story to watch. I am totally tune in. Beautiful clothes and great legacy.


proud to say I'm going to have a great night WITHOUT having to get messed up. stay safe everyone\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf892\u20e30\u20e31\u20e34\u20e3


@c_lloyd3 lol why? We all always just chill in our underwear..


You can't undo a fall like this cause love don't know what distance is.\ud83d\udc95


A good Monday is when you skip school and go to the mall\ud83d\ude0a


Anyone going to the #pirates game want to meet up and get a drink before the game.


@WhiteyTighty10 @emiliekyler I fell for you jdub


@JMcKinleyNYC @ProjectRunway #PRAllStars LOVED your Haute Couture, fabric combo was RISKY!  best wishes on your next endeavor Joshua!


I'm early to my 8 am, it's not freezing outside, what is life on this glorious Wednesday?


\@JBLAAAAIR: it amazes me how someone can be friends with someone after they talk crap about them lol .. idk it's beyond me\""


@megfoster12 thank you so much for the ride


@whoa_mary Hiya, honey. Suddenly busy in a good way, on the homefront. Back in a bit. <3


I love when people see Marilyn Monroe stuff and they think of me. #myidol \ud83d\udc8b


@DeeJayVizion no ! Its on right its jist really swollen!


@s_sparrow42 at least there's a sub in math sooo maybe you won't get moved. \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude0b


sometimes no matter how hard you try, you just fail.


Going to bed , night twitter \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4


I miss them so bad and the only been gone hour.I pray they move at least 4 hours away .


I seriously can't explain the hatred I have for you.


@berkemeyerjj I spent 6 months in NYC but it was after Sandy so it wasn't open.Friends did grab pics on her journey there which was awesome.


I'm not going to that Kenny Chesney tailgate. I am the tailgate.. I am a holy vessel. I am Kenny Chesney drinking Molly holy water


@JohnZSays you call it mental illness, I call it social advantage... And I'm pretty sure if you'd ask my wife she'd tell u I have the same


So Chloe decides to Snapchat me after I told her we're done......


@Walker_McGuire NEEDS to be on the radio NOW! #slightlyobsessed #sorrynotsorry


@ericole_brady01 @virdzzzzz @greg_vaughan \nAwesome!


Why do we have to lose and hour of sleep.. #dislike


Lunch outside with my peeps @Rickt501 @Beautiful_me42 @MWill_15


This kids ugly Christmas sweater is perf I can't take a pic he'll definitely see me


You suck at this caring shizzz. It's kind of a yes or no thing.


Don't jump in front of a bullet you weren't meant for


#OrangeBowl Hoping NIU pulls off the Upset!!!!


@wh0reh0use *throws fist up towards sky and proceeds to hip thrust everything and anything within reach*


Things such as clip size, caliber, requiring a license to own a gun, registering all guns, and mental/moral tests to own and operate guns.


These two very... Fluffy women walked out of the gym in jeans. Uhhh.. what where do doing at the gym in jeans?


It's not one play. It's the whole game.  Never give up.... Unless your benched... Then assemble a great cheer squad !


Justin won't have sex with me :( of course


Just because you're having trouble in paradise doesn't mean I'm going to be right there for you. #youlostthat


Does anyone have headphones I can barrow for a little


@Ashleelynn6298 they do occasionally but not much as guys do it


You know it's going to be a bad day when your total hours of sleep are less than half the total hours of work. \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude34 #blamethestinkbugs


@JayyLindsayy @theemissler7 what If he wasn't talking about you \ud83d\ude02


Work is so slowwwww . I wanna go home early!


#ThingsPeopleLieAbout how many people they've been with


@EdEddNFastEddie will you be in town to take me?


@lanepawlowski thats me! Biggest slut ever!


Fell asleep on the couch and slept through the beginning of the storm\ud83d\ude02 I'm pathetic. #BedTime


that awkward moment when you're not in the NHS group...


@AkaJuanPablo nah bro I'm not into that lol, but if they are asking for it then.....\ud83d\ude0f


Of course as soon as I bring my fishing stuff home the weather decides to be perfect for it..


Well I'm about to do one of the only things enjoyable #sleep.


@kassiekremer 9 people get kidnapped and are a linked together and they need to figure out why they're there. The kidnapper kills one


@Kzenzy how long are your grandparents in town?


\It's only been an hour\" \"I'VE DONE SO MUCH, I'VE DONE SO MUCH.\" Seriously this is awesome."


I actually cannot believe what I just saw....


@brandoc22 when are you going to go hit?


incoming message remained. The same protection was built into the datareader. He had precisely five minutes to decode t


I can't wait till my mom gets home with chick fil a


This is all too much right now \ud83d\ude33


I feel like the girls on Girl Code would be psycho girlfriends


Being in all basketball stuff during a cheerleading competition. <


@MadisonSanchez_ I'm new on marks team. You need to play tomorrow!


Anyone would work the freshman class. Js. Not just jefferson boys.


How everyone is at school and im just waking up. >>>>>


Please excuse the last two pictures I put on Instagram


I'm having one of those moments where your tired but can't fall asleep and I hate it bc I'm exhausted \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude34


Don't you worry about getting fixed up, when you wake up your pretty enough


@Jacob_Strauch I'm not sure yet, at least 5 days I think is the team protocol


@danieleniccole is probably one of the most stubborn girls ive ever met


@Torree10 at least it will be warm out. You will be able to let it air out.


@emilywarnerrr @lilnibs1 duh and hes the person I'm always with


My phone keeps taking random screenshots. #confused


@nicole_woody7 just saying, that's something someone who's pregnant would say


@svogel5 @Bucky320 videos sure to cum #getit?


Being able to talk to someone about everything even though you don't talk that often>>> #latenightphonecalls #bestguyfriend


Shouldn't have told my mom about the check I got from the school \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude22


@AryanaMaldonado really? And u didn't come say hi? #whaterrr


@MikeValenti971 uk ok then my answer is F#cking neither lol


If you weren't so pathetic and unsuccessful, I'd probably be rude to you. But you've got enough issues.\ud83d\udc81


I can't wait till i get locked in a room for 24hrs with wires on my head being video taped non stop\ud83d\ude04 #why


And forgot my badge so couldn't get in the building. Of course security is located on the total opposite side of the building.


All i hear is freakin Larry the Cable Guy. Dad, go to bed.


Why are there commercials every 5 seconds


@KevCoisms no you have to clean up vom instead


@reneebshor @siljestevenson @katerina147spn @inomjena @deansbaby2y5 Your welcome darlin!


America's self-love culture cannot accept a clear standard of right and wrong.  Where there is no sin there is no need for a savior.


Today was an exceptionally well day! #WorkLife


@Blovley2012 yeah. That what I figured. I probably look on amazon and see. :)


You know you have good relationship when you can trade phones for the day and not worry


@grover1024 Yes.  February of next year assuming all goes well I'll be on a cruise.


@THErealDVORAK most of them can probably tell you that Carrie Fisher will be in the next Star Wars movie.


@Austin_Beil11 pirates still have a series to play


@Cassidy_1Paige thanks for letting me vent to you. \ud83d\ude18 Loveyou


@stevienojobs @michaelstrahm I hate you guys \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d


Apologizing for how much ive been complaining but im in such a shit mood


Well tomorrow night is gonna suck some major ass at this rate...


I am obviously the most blessed pastor in the world. Love my church @ClementsBaptist love these boys!!


@labishop1020 idk I wasn't good at percentages at school


@gharpe1 when it's raining and she says... Can I have one last First kiss... I die a little inside


I'm a sucker for a good back rub \ud83d\ude0f


@KyrstenKaiser we better be going together!


Remember when I was in highschool... kids.. they never grow up lol


I always give people massages and I never get them back ... im in desperate need of one! #timetocollect #sosore


@tiannatomato yay. #Teamiphone finally. \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4d


They need to come out with the new S3 update though


I really don't feel good, don't want to take this test, & don't want to spend all night studying for another one. #annoyed


@dani_obrien26 fuck him! you deserve way better..


Netflix alone \ud83d\udc4c exactly what I wanted to do on my Friday night... #not


@KelliSwag @Leximae17 Are you by East Meets West?!


@natewalck @satansrobot So unless Apple comes to each person and says \make a list of what matters to you\", the only workaround is all-open."


@KayleaMcAllist1 @autumnclark2014 no not forgivin... Holding this grudge


Don't make me watch those sad 9/11 videos all day I'm already having a bad morning


@RizzlesFanfic An immature \cut the cheese\" joke comes to mind....but I will be mature and.nit say anything! ;-) #sarcasm"


I'm either first on your list or I'm last. No ones second choice.


This World War Z movie is pretty decent better than i thought it was going to be #Sundaymovies #getkidreadyforschool


@K_wowwwww your language is offensive!!!


If your from South Dakota and you've never been to Mt. Rushmore you need to reevaluate your life lady


@suzrenee I hate that! Especially the pictures! If I have any you haven't saved somewhere let me know


Some people just never learn good from bad


Christmas in July \ud83d\ude09 #Grandparents #ThankYou


Haha that would be funny if it didn't happen all the time


@mitchrogers14 it was a joke...your beautiful!


#RIPHarisGogic whoever you are I'm sure  heaven has its doors opened for you.


4 hours of sleep then come to school for 7 hours don't mix \ud83d\ude45


work all weekend.. where they do that at?! #farmlife


@MatthewJWelch hahaha, so true!  Who you taking today?


@_TheQueenIsMe I know! Blake laughed at somethonf stupid they said and I made fun of him for laughing at them. Haha they're terrible!!


We have new menus specially made in Thailand! Come check them out!


ready to bring some friends to the rising this morning!


Maybe I should get out of bed now lol #bedhead


@1nick_anderson @JordanBlnknshp yes, what happened?


@NicoGonalez10 shout out to the horniest hardest wheeling kid in the league #chocolate


@LENNY_the_pooh it is because 07 definitely was the best one


@Kelseauhh lmao I wish I wasn't, I don't want to do it


@LilTunechi ill make you feel better \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


@matt_lane30 I must be living in your past...


Some chick is crawling on the bus floor looking for something. It's not we're in motion or anything


The reason why we get mad seeing you talk to other guys is because we know exactly what they're trying to do. Not because we don't trust you


Documentary \Girl Models\" on PBS POV is good, touching."


The Prince of Wales trophy is too small. We want the BIG one!!!  #bruins #becauseitsthecup


#lt it looks good now but too bad the freshman don't know they're gonna be eating those same 4 things all year in the caf


I hate so many people like its bad .. I have a problem


13 hour days make you enjoy sleep that much more #fact


Man, I really hate that I have to miss school tomorrow. #NoSarcasm


@sadie_ness you're mean all the time.....


MAC foundation is the best thing ever made.


My uncle is selling his '70 Challenger for 35 grand so he can move to Costa Rica with his family when we go downhill.


@Cofe6370 @Jungle_TLC_21 @Imdatchick1985 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 It's icy here. I almost fell outside this morning!


@jbarks789 @NickMiranda25 @nghi_le_68 and meh


Not sleepy at all I guess ill just lay here and watch some tv.! \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2b\n#days&nightsmixedup


@BatmanBeyondd that's why I deleted that shit haa too many annoying people ! But I kinda miss fb sometimes lol \ud83d\ude04


@JaimieHong888 we're gonna beat him up Jaimie don't worry


This whole video on Instagram thing is just another way for hoes to be hoes an catch in on camera \ud83d\ude02


I'm not satisfied at how much weight I lost. I want to lose more! Who's got crack?


I'm judging you guys on the fact that that sucked


#FF @ambern11 amazing transformation . \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


@miketropolis hey now. Santa gives everyone gifts, he can twerk whenever he wants


@JIAMuniz I really should. But I probably won't? Weird


The refs were awful both ways. No one can complain about it being unfair. But that crew needs to go.


@bee_colaizzi agreed, did you have nghtmares?


I have probably fucked up all my applications great GREAT I NEED A JOB!


@SorryNotSoorry if your names Alex Morgan you have some serious completion


Off to get a state ID card with my dad today


@skjackson73 @darian_jade8 u need a whooping!!!


It's been a crazy weekend for sure. But I won't miss this one.


I'm seriously so done with you not texting me it's getting so old


@A_RodMexi15 Awww I love you so much \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c #truefriend


My life would be so much easier if I just didn't give a shit.


Falling in love is a form of socially acceptable insanity


It's nice, but I've seen nicer \ud83d\ude0f


I'm drinking tonight because frankly I'd like to be able to sleep.


First 5 hours back home and I'm already back to the overnight subway shift. I'm not prepared.


\If it seems like it's too good to be true, it probably is.\" -My Muhfuckin' Mom!"


@Cris_tian_ everyone says that ad I've never watched it, I probably should haha.


@sierrawilkk No such thing. \ud83d\ude0a


Dont even know what to do with this shit anymore.


DOES ANYONE WANT TO GO TO CONEY ISLAND RIGHT NOW


@ashleyfelman same sista, hopefully we meet some sexy drunk men that will be extremely willing to buy us booze \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udf7b


The 2015 Mustangs look like terrorist mobiles. #UGLY


@trevorcarpenter definitely not. Steelers.


Casual Fridays for geno. Love it. Welcome to New York


@FoxxyDanni beiber is just banking on what fame he has right now, in a few years hell end up like timberlake and the backstreet boys


first time in a while im falling asleep with a smile on my face


There sure is a lot of old people at sonic in henryetta. Old people must love corn dogs here.


@PaigeBellman @kmrbieber @mccluer_carlee @Kgarmatter @hannahroof41 tonight?!?!


@baileykdonovan and that is the answer I was looking for \ud83d\ude4c who else is gonna tell brittney pinkowski she's adopted??


I need someone who excites me like you cann


Not a good idea to be watching Michael Myers right before bed \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48


Just thinking about my dad makes me wanna ball


@Lizzzaarrdd hahahahahahha. Yeah my brothers friends are kinda creepy. Some of them are cool though.


@Blacksept69 that's not lack of IQ then.


How can I get so fucked up and still remember everything? #weird #goodtho


I love you babe, happy 8 months \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 @NickRichards__


The only reason I am drinking tonight is to get the \warm blanket\" effect that alcohol gives you because it's fucking cold in my house"


It's a beautiful Sunday, and what makes it even MORE beautiful is that it's not a school night\u263a\ufe0f


Today was a good day. Tonight was better than good. \ud83d\ude0f


@taylorblakeman \ud83d\udc4etheirs always acro \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09


Only person you can ever count on is yourself.


I hate how iMessage sometimes never works \ud83d\ude21


45 minutes behind at the doctors office... #sweet


Jon and I were two seconds from completely fist fighting


OMG TAYLOR SHOULD I MAKE COOKIES BROWNIES SO WE CAN EAT THEM TOMORROW???


I honestly feel like I have made no changes <<<<


I might as well just fucking stay up... Why can't I sleep \ud83d\ude22


Why do I always have to work on the most beautiful days \ud83d\ude14


You have people out there worrying bout when there next meal is coming and sleeping out in the cold tonight. Prays go out to all them \ud83d\ude4f


The #SunBelt looks like they are playing in a high school gym


Really nervous about this doctors appointment...


@Nicc_Nak i have a story to tell you !!!!!


@ItsJaydeBitch yeah I'm here with no one


@laurrranderson your the best \ud83d\ude18


my mom makes herselfcrack up by making her toes cramp #ewwmom


I think I just smelled something for the first time in my life\ud83d\ude33


This is such a throwback when me and @claire_reffitt  would fight over who has more BBM contacts...#ImWinning


Life is a dog's dream. #freaksandgeeks marathon all day


Lol you haven't talked to me in 2 months... why did that happen


the fact that i dont have to get up at 5:30 in the a.m. >>>>>


@jfuent19 coach wanted me to send a picture of you guys to make sure you were behaving. You caught, me yell at him..sorry you're camera shy


@stdshelb @mai_uh_ basically don't fuq with us when it comes to open mic night...bring it white gurl


Coming home to my dog running and jumpinh on me is the best thing ever #puppylove


Paul said the greatest gift is love, can you imagine what would happen if we competed in loving others like we compete in everything else:)


this summer is gunna be INSANE, i can already tell


Putting skinny jeans on right after getting them out of the dryer has got to be one of the worst thing ever. \ud83d\udd2b


Words can't describe how happy I am we don't have school tomorrow. #ihatehighschool


If they hate you, they're probably jealous of you. \ud83d\udc4c


Skipped school so that I could lay around and do nothing But wait, I have to rush to florence for my mom work 11-4 then work 5-7 WHATS LIFE


I want a marriage that is used to proclaim His kingdom.


@harleyyoungling @jacey_makaye_ so glad I seen you and @kbooty_96 toooo. Love you guyzzzz \u2764\ud83d\ude18


@CBruet15 jeans are good for a solid month if you ask me


Text bombing @cheyaker trying to make her feel better >


I like to see him say that in person like I would have.


#FreshmanAdvice if your little dramatic fights cause us to lose our phones, your first high school experience will be a living hell.


@juginn that's good try and find some time to relax and maybe watch some football.


I think everyone just got Connor's snapchat..


@Sindiewen You can always order physical copies online. I'm holding out for the compilations myself. Volume 1 was awesome.


Where is all the Wolfpack fans at today? lol


@c_margaritaa I will help you they are real


@torie_grace If 20's are your selfish years I have been VERY selfish...not guilty at all #yolo hahahaha I can't believe I just said that


Damn Scott I thought you was gunna change shit?? You perpetuating this bullshit \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d I can't


@AshtonNiiicole mom gave me $7 so we don't starve tomorrow we use $4 after school so we have $3 extra lol


So basically study hall is my toughest and most challenging class.


The fact that i'll be traveling so much within the next month, for atleast 9 years is soooo exciting \ud83d\ude01 how did i get so lucky anyways?


@SarahBara1910 he was amazed that a girl actually worked hard in the gym\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udcaa #DUH


@christynockels it was fantastic to song worship with you this past week! Thanks for leading us


@JakeDADsimpson @beatsbybray @LoganVanWinkle @KoryRay_2 LOVE


Here's to you, Broncos fans. It was a game well played. Both teams fought hard. #ChiefsKingdom


Nice cup of dark magic coffee in the morn


I honestly don't know anymore. I'm too nice to people and im to open about everything.


@Makers47 I've noticed... Are you going to reappear anytime soon?


I literally have As in all of my classes except for this one \ud83d\ude29


@IonNitro @RealPeterson21 like it??\rNo.....I love it.\r#Iwantone


After like 3 months I finally got to see @jshollar03 tonight (:


s/o to @Brownie2222222 for favoriting basically all of my tweets and pictures\ud83d\ude0a


Project sew the broken dog pen, successful.


@Iam_lawal sex prefect (\u02d8\u032f\u02d8 )


American idol fails at being the best show now.


We like them at 2-14! But we love them at 8-0! #ChiefsKingdom


Be the one to change my mind. Be the one to prove me wrong.


@CoachCLewis87 We would go to the Orange Bowl as a auto bid #2 ACC team with Florida St going to National Championship.


@Kaaaaiitttlynn it's my hobby\ud83d\ude0c


I'm home now after being with my love since Friday! I just love him! \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d\nI wish I could fit in his suitcase and go back to Florida with him.


Honestly what's the point in judging someone?


Having a blah kind of day. Good thing the forces that be seemed to know that I needed #SouthPark to be on. Thanks #ComedyCentral.


@_Pwincessautism I saw mindy twice today once this morning at work and then at ale house! She's crazy !!!


@NBCTheVoice @CarsonDaly Shout out to @MichelleChamuel tonight?? She's one of the best and deserves it! \ud83d\ude01


I wish I could find a decent guy for once in my life


About time you pulled the whistle out of your asses. #Sabres


It's almost 5 and I'm still in my pajamas...


why do i have to feel this way all the time.


These eyes they see more than you know. We're all dressed in our best, so take it or leave it.


@CrazyGirl757 yup, what a nice looking boy toy \G\" was........ :)"


Anymore I can't sleep through an entire night.


What is going on in and around Brighton right now


I need a shower but I'm too lazzzzy \ud83d\ude2c


@_Kaitlynnne made the best dinner tonight \ud83d\ude0a


Shout out to the girls who locked their keys in the car... #welldone


Finished breaking bad and gta 5 in the same week...the fuck was I thinking?!


GUYS I'M GAY!!!!!! Alright guys, no need to shit your pants. Get back to your school work.


@ViggleTips and definitely going to do twilight.


Deciding which clothes make the cut to come home with me is the hardest decision in my life right now


I wish I could settle down with you so bad. I do because you honestly were fucking amazing and I just. Idk why I can't allow myself to tho \ud83d\ude14


@paranoidroid When it is not an in-app dialog, such as a redirect to the App Store app, the reviews button is not disabled.


The present we all wish for every year, but are too afraid to admit, is to sing like Mariah Carey in All I Want for Christmas is You.


Whats up with the girl I made out with years ago? Can't go anywhere without her friends reminding me #ThoughtThatCounts\n #lastingimpressions


Read;..  and not replied too? \n#Fuckyoutoo


@LukeBryan24_7 did you get mine? I sent it like a week or so ago


Closing again tonight \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udcb0..\ud83d\ude34


Like really they should make formula more affordable or they should make sure you get enough cans to last a month.


Nights like these really show me that I'm basically alone in life & have NO friends #thanks


I really really don't want to set at home all day.


@Patriciajam Eds voice is just insane.  Absolutely insane.


What you had done, you can't go back and fix it.


@JovanNikic me and my weapons \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udcaa duh!


S/o to all the trashy bitches for makin everyone else look good


Guys go for girls who treat them like shit instead of going for the good girls..


Having to actually try for school everyday is going to suck.


you. you. & you. goodbye, because honestly nobody is bringing me down anymore!!!


Well my arch nemesis didn't show up to Ethics. Clearly, she's too intimidated


#LyricsThatMeanAlotToMe catching my breath, letting it go, turning my cheek for the sake of the show, this is my life, won't be told ...


@nessicajorby  I wish I had a life, \ud83d\ude22


Very little of the #ACMs appears to be CM.  Mostly sounds like a good BM. #crapmusic


@xaireo is there a problem with that you rascist or somethin??


Btw Delco for the night. Pound it \ud83d\udc4a


@RealBriarSimon oh hahah well I do that a lot lol


6 more days \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude2b@huffstetler57


@DanMeier16 uhhhh sorry. I tweeted that last night..............,.


Where them blonde girls at?\nWhere they at?\nWhere they at?\n-R


@DanBrookens I don't have cable so I can't watch \A Christmas Story\". I appreciate the updates and commentary!!"


I should probably wait until I'm awake good to get stuff to drink spilt my coffee all over me \ud83d\udc4e


@emilycombs98 but then again its not like you'd expect it and with my career I couldn't


Watching Project X for the 100th time. \ud83d\udc4d


I wish there was something to do tonight!


The letter coach faust wrote me >>> #MissHim


@Oliviatesch10 Haha, looks like an alien spaceship!


Deffffinitely going tanning tomorrow \ud83d\udc4d


@hdavidson30 judge me hunter! I dare you..


Guys I'm coming to see you this weekend!!!!!!!! #getready \ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude03 @sarahjsteele18 @keykey66 @lindseyinkrott @KatieKenney7


Time you enjoyed wasting was not time wasted.


I hate when people subtweet something negative right after I tweet. It always makes me think it's about me or something haha


Does anyone who's in drivers ed know if we have class tonight??


Such a good game to go to for the first time :) #RedSox


Hanging out with family. And gonna take my dog out.


Rose is refusing to give my celery in my lunch why


@KrissyKirk86 @Sherlylocks freezing!!! Its -5 here this morning! W/o the wind!


I would rather go thru surgery on my knee again than feel like this


@dannniitarckini no scrubs came on right as i pulled off your road


The people they are interviewing about the NASCAR crash from Saturday are absolutely hilarious #stereotypes


This guy I'm Txting is so fuckin sweet >>>>>>


Have any of you ever seen a butterfly get hit by a truck? I have. It's traumatizing.


If Dylan rolls over anymore, he is going to be on top of Chloe and I. #needabiggerbed


Like legit why fucking text me that, bullshit whatever


Red lobster cheddar biscuits doing perfect right now


#18thingsiwant NEED a stronger relationship with my savior \ud83d\ude4f


If he knew what you were doing right now, we would break up with you in a second


I truly hope the politicians here in America learn quickly to work as one unit, as Americans, and stop being divided over personal issues.


Feels like I haven't gotten a good nights sleep in weeks...looking forward to 4am


@HATTRICKKING333 pleasure was all mine stranger friend


S/O to @maria_maniatis and @jackiesullivan8 for barging into the middle of my interview to see if I wanted Chex Mix


@pbr473 Also many years after you win, #WhiteGod would appreciate eating contests to celebrate your victory.


And we fuck all night, until things get rightttttt


I will be going into a smores and pizza comma tonight! #BonfireFun