It's physically impossible for my lower back to touch the ground when I'm laying down, so yeah it's a problem...a big booty problem


@chantelalalaaa @Natannfink NEXT WEEK IT IS HAPPENING


Having to run & workout at this time sucks but jerseys in two days. Need to get a nice body \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude12


@_LittleBiotch Hahaha. I love it \ud83d\ude0d Creepy stuff has happend though. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude12


I'll bleed green til the day I die! #bleedgreen #herdnation


I wish my house had room service so I could request another blanket and a slice of chocolate cake


Well let's continue on this pursuit of happiness then


I literally cry everytime I watch Toy Story 3. \ud83d\ude2d


Choosing swim suits this year is gonna be a pain


I think you'd have to be retarded to not want to have kids. retarded and selfish.


This healing process would have SUCKED without you guys!\n@bakerskylar @ThomasBlair24 @Domo_DL68 @twick11629 @BrittWell @Krista_Dawnn


Nothing like ending the night pissed off.


I'm sick of seeing bread every day of my life #workprobs \ud83c\udf5e


@Marcus_cook24 I really fucking hope not save me please \ud83d\ude4f


That's not how people treat their friends.


Defiantly needed my humira yesterday #crohnsproblems


I have got to get back on my good eating kick. I've really been awful at it, and I feel myself not feeling good!


Probably because of what's going on today.


You know, I just don't even care anymore. WOO!


And I thought high school dances were fun.... Nothing compared to college dances. Sign me up for the next one. \u2705\ud83d\udc4d


Omg I did it \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude04


@TotalKyleyMove @AllysonTwatt if it's anything less than a rim job I'll be disappointed


@Chris_Quinton oh nooo I'm too sweet \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude1a


@alltimeamy haha I'm sorry I've never seen it but it annoys me how everyone tweets about it so much I practically have seen every episode!


So many \ud83d\udc72 eating so much crab legs


Got so many compliments on my outfit today\u263a maybe itll make up for how much of a bum Ill probably look like tomorrow\ud83d\ude10


90 Minutes In Hell Michigan #AddaWordRuinaChristianBook


Lifetime movie network really gets my feelings stirred up


Why does college have to be so dang expensive, time consuming, stressful, and overwhelming? #ugh


Cannot believe I just played a 36 hole match of frisbee golf and lost in a playoff. #18under


You are my sunshine, my only sunshine \u2600


It's been 6 hours and I still can't find any motivation to get out of my robe #comfyAF


@Alifoshooo13 yeah, I'm not coming to school Thursday until its time to walk. \ud83d\ude0a


FYI we are taking that jumping pic senior year


Crying because we have school tomorrow\ud83d\ude2d


When it comes to setting up romantic, $0 budget-friendly dates, I am the man.


@streep_adkins @WalkingDead_AMC I know :/ definitely one of my favorite shows


I don't want to go by myself. I want a haircut drop something off at work and get something to eat


35 minute cat nap and I'm ready to do this


Why the heck didn't I ever watch Gossip Girl before?! I love it! #xoxogossipgirl


Don't you just hate when you are in a bad mood for no reason at all?


I am a wallflower. \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude0c\ud83c\udf37


I don't care who you are at all if you're nice to me I'll talk to you.\nthis obviously doesn't include old men and criminals but


@Dylan_Shaw_ @MagicJOHNSON__ just like a sketchy mexi stache not like a full blown one.


@SinFiction @mhudy423 Real classy. No respect at all for those who were killed in a senseless act of hatred towards our country.


That nap earlier was not a good idea...not the least bit tired and have class at 11 #bleh


Ralphy and Randy got socks for Christmas and threw them away, I live for getting socks for Christmas now #AChristmasStory


Literally eating popcorn reading Facebook fights #mylife


Kinda board at this point in time #needsomethingtodo


Ricketts is on fire pure usual \ud83d\udc4c


Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.


@tronayne8 I get that often, honestly you told me twice already today


Eating gas station food on lunch break hoping to get sick so I can go home


Getting dumped on by a bird is definitely the icing on the cake


If sam let's me down, I'll never morning drink with her again


Kinda nervous to see how my hair is gonna turn out\ud83d\ude33


Today I caught myself smiling for no reason...then I remembered I was thinking about you :)


Had an AMAZING weekend with my bestfriend/boyfriend and his wonderful family. Thank you @Trentulious :)


I swear I have the attention span of a goldfish though


I really wasn't a fan of Lorde because of Royals. But I actually like some of her other songs.


And we danced and we cried and we laughed and had a really really really good time.


Treating bicyclist like a car is stupid. Get tf off the road.


Anytime Taylor Swift Comes On The Radio , I Automatically Change It. #HateHer


Pretty sure I have a legit learning disability when it comes to math. Fuck numbers, fuck math, and fuck Math! I hate MATH


@amyb423 Haha thanks I did it with five mins to spare.


Seriously thinking about just moving my bonfire to a different weekend


My neighbors are so bitchy. It's annoying.


Current conditions: 71.7\u00b0 | Rain today 0.00in | Humidity 66% | Wind SE 2.6mph | Barometer 30.009in Falling slowly #stlwx


Watched @DavidsonAlaina kill it tonight\ud83d\udc4c


@AvalyKiersten awh yay! That's exciting (: I'm sure you'll love it!


Trying to balance school and work is not fun...


No I'm not accepting your friend requests, you have nothing to do with my life #stopsendingthem


@tnt_runner27 shut up! Its because I shit my pants from the italian place.


Oh my.. so this is what it feels like to wake up for school? I thankfully forgot that feeling and I don't want it back


Whenever I have a sunburn I get nervous to see Olivia cuz I know she's gonna yell at me \ud83d\ude1d


@AnthonyCianci15 yeah a lot of people said they shouldn't have made any more after the first but I love all of them #definitelygo \ud83d\udc4d


Stuck in my house with no cable, internet, or phone... What the fuck is life


Just now getting out of school these days are so ridiculously long.


Why get high on drugs when you can get high on life?! Cause I'm not a pussy \ud83d\ude02@airgordon97


@LinzerB Yes, yes we should. Let me know when you have some free time in your rock star life and I'll pop down and we can catch up.


Showing out for my fiends bday .. I don't need to drink to have fun


I'm surprised when I see a commercial that doesn't have Michael Bolton in it.


That moment when you realize who you used to be your bestfriends barely even exchange words with you anymore


Yea to the left to the left if you wanna leave be my guest you can step


@macakes_23 hahaha, I could understand! But at the same time it's soooo good!


@ryanmatheny16 Sounded like a terrible call.


Cinderella and a big plate of lasagna. Life is good. \ud83d\ude0b


@miw_xander yes, Ik. He is very.. kind too.


Give what belongs to Ceacers and what belongs to God Gods


You cant just have a boy control where you go and what you do, freaking make your own decisions


Old school Jonas Brothers jam session #check #SOS


Squadron 13s kinda nice. Wouldn't mind those..


#incomingfreshmanadvice please clog up the hallway right beside the bathrooms & mrs. thompsons room, everyone loves it.


Anyone lookin for a titleist 913? I'll hook it up under what I paid wholesale.


You look at me like nothing happened lolok


I have to change infront of a bunch of guy I do not know tomorrow


If you turn off the audio on the Tv, and play #WhatDoesTheFoxSay on iPod it makes more sense than what #joebuck is saying about the game


Can it be 9:30 already? There are drinks to be drank with my twitterless ladies and @ktj222 \ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf78\ud83c\udf79\ud83c\udf77


Lol at girls who try picking my boyfriend up to go to dros #lurp #dumbfuck


@ArmandOntiveros @tayyyroesch18 bitches are just  being bitches, lol. :) nbd.


88% on my first politics exam! #illtakeit \ud83d\ude04


Mariah Carey... You don't know this but we're married <3


I love being with somebody who texts on their phone the whole time I'm with them


I regret everything I've done to you. My priorities are set on my life and getting you back.


just thinking about how infected my belly button is going to get at camp from the lake repulses me


If you take longer than 30 minutes to answer me and I know you aren't doing anything then I hate you


So my roommate and I are basically snapchatting each other.....


Trying to send a cute message and you spell something wrong. #MyLuck


I wish I could wear whatever I wanted to school.


Dude that tweet wasn't about you. Just stop


Besides absolutely perfect, how gorgeous are Usher's teeth?


@Brooklyn074 I was thinking that too. :(


It feels so good to go to church. \u263a\ufe0f


Sorry your blood is no good here. Isn't that like segregation.


Dunkin now carries frozen hot chocolate.. Yes #heaven


I can never get to sleep on time and then end up sleeping through my alarms. What a drag.


Well at least I have donuts and root beer it's been a good one


The fact that my science grade dropped so much thanks to a shitty student teacher pisses me off. #fuckyou


@trickkkkkk thank you. Yesss can't wait \ud83c\udf7b


Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst


The history channel is almost too good tonight #thebible #vikings


@13LarsonRandi @__ramPAIGE that's is totally uncalled for! #ruuuuuuddddee


Driving to NOLA I saw an Inn called Ease On.  The sign reads \Ease On Inn\"  haha"


If I hear on more person talk shit on my hair not looking natural imma lose it. It's my hair I like. #stfu #reallythough


Srry officer didn't realize getting redbox movies was so suspicious


Why is it whenever I wear sweats THAT'S when I get hard core creeped on @bethann818 ?! #wtf


Selling dope out his gramma house now that's a no no


@ryannoble66 @madchad412 if its not I may change my handle to that


This weather blowsss. Never leaving my bed


Whos going to the free florida georgia line concent on the 4th?


@Kat_Belew kate you are such a stranger merry Christmas


@Christianc720 not everybody was peaceful.. That was also one of the most racist times in America. Creative, yes.


@MarissaClair96 hmm, I think I'm going to fly to Haiti tonight..just to get away from Lagrange


@JBissman5 ask about @byoder68 but not me? I see how it is


nothing worse than a viral news story of someone doing something both bratty and political


My perspective.  I just asked how he was. And got yelled at because I hang out with my friends.


Awesome date night tonight...happy girl right here :)


Somebody bring me some breakfast puhlease\ud83d\ude22


@IanWallyJohnson plenty of people. The ones I've seen most are Ellie and Alex though.


I'm literally covered in sequins and hot glue... The struggles of making the perfect Christmas sweater. \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a


@EaKenAllDay from your phone it doesn't take as long as you think lol hit up a trend and blow that shit up. I'll go to jail with you lol


If all your tweets are about some ex who screwed you over or how you will never love again. Yeah, you! Go die.


@looshball and I've wanted to move there, (the UK), since I was little so it'd be great


Debating if I should hop on this train or not..


@chloT94  Is JC gonna be down for a while?


@lisamantchev When will you ever be able to put it all behind you?


@FlavaFraz21 @granttjohnson you are my hero Todd!


I just really want a root beer float right now


@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \ud83d\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah


Lacrosse practices at seven in the mornings on Saturdays #wtf


@NiallOfficial can't forget about Steve Carrell and kristen wiig!


@thevelvetrider thanks so much for the #FF ~ Happy Friday!


I hate when one of my 5 daily hot baths have to be postponed because of cold water.\ud83d\ude21


Ew I hate how my sister tries to act cool infront of other people


I could definitely go for a nap about now


All I know is you're wrong. I'm right #GoodNight


I'm nothing but an unstable hot mess at night


I've probably watched 10 good ass movies in the past 24 hours \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4f


Just because someone doesn't learn the same way as you doesn't make them stupid #ignorantbitch


The only thing that's keeping me from going to bed right now is that the originals is on


Students - you don't even have classes tomorrow. Why are you not at the basketball game?


@AustinSIO being forced to take my cousin's dog to the vet instead of going to warped :/ wish I could help out though


Nothing says \I'm a pussy\" like jumping when your phone makes the low battery noise. #smh Caleb"


So just relax , lay back and be easy , take your time, let it go, live freely and be easssyyy.


The entire Milwaukee to Madison badger bus smells like hangover. No surprise there.


@kaley__jean @evgrasso @flopstain @TSchmoyer1421 @Adam_Pants369 @lmo820 hahaha ok so now theres two events, pudding fight and crutch race


I'm so sad that I'm not going to see the second half of this game!!!! \ud83d\udc97\ud83c\udfc8


Easter is this month yayayay #fav \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc97


Sleeping with the AC tonight #70indecember #southernheat


LAX cabs honk at one another like suburban dogs in the night.


Paint-on #pseudo-skin eliminated the web of age lines at the corners of her eyes and mouth. Little pads affixed to the in


@jbaisden777 I hate that stuff man, it takes like 2-3 to get a chew.


I haven't bought anything from Hollister in a while


@dean_ofstudents @livel0vespencer I never dated dean


@LindsLaudermilk yeah like seriously though #PicassoStatus \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I love tweeting at night when no one else is awake, I'm literally just talking to myself


I ate wayyyy too much today \ud83d\ude2a


The @ man thinks he might've gone a little too far on that one. But never stop throwin the @ right? @LynchMob_Corey


I don't give a shit what you think you know, because in reality you don't have a FUCKING CLUE.


There's so much of a difference with regular sleep and Benadryl sleep.


Mannnn this shit is so unfair I don't understand why this always happens.


@MaddieBecker13 I can't do anything without my mommy because apparently I don't act my age? I mean I thought I did?


Driving home from Fargo I can already are the flood coming #cantwait......


@cheey_klaus12 lmfao I know we need another one of those days soon \ud83d\ude4c


someone snapchat meee. \ud83d\ude1dmarkiflurr23


Football in warm weather<<<<cold as fuck playin football


His situation was worse.\nHe comes into school still and hate me too. So\ud83d\udc81


to Pagorski's face. And though she spoke to her superior twice, neither time did either of them show any concern or tak


@STROKED_HER I'm straight up pissed! The color only dyed my roots! \ud83d\ude21


I just want someone to spend nights like tonight with. \ud83d\ude14


Trying to teach Karyn how to use Facebook


@audrey_lynn_29 I haven't either Dre you're not alone haha


Do I want to wear yoga pants today or jeans


apparently theres only one restaurant in buttzville &its hot dog johnny's


@Samanthanlawson you're welcome! Hope all is well :) I haven't seen you in forever it seems like!!


@M91wheel too bad Parker got upset in the second round or it would be a #DunkShow


I'm going to get a new car! #goodbyesoulsuckingminivan


I think I need to find a way to release some of this bottled up stress and anger.  Maybe I'll take up kickboxing... #DefinatlyKickboxing


If I miss anymore school I lose my credit plz tell me this being late thing won't count.


I think @clh_christina wants to pay them for me


I want to rewind back to last Friday night... Our last conversation. Our last hug. Our last everything..


Don't piss off girls who can run heavy equipment.....


Hey! Its really beginning to look a lot like Christmas!


@bigdandbubba yuck no, it makes me skin feel not clean \ud83d\ude23


Have you ever met someone and every time you talk to them or see them you think, \...Damn you're perfect.\""


@Vratsavong @alexgboyle I cannot deny this in good conscious.


You're a stupid bitch & all you're friends talk shit about u . SLUTCUNT


You look like heaven but feel like hell.


They need to have one employee in every movie theater. If you wanna talk and scream during a movie, stay home.


Books and coffee go together almost as well as coffee and cigarettes


Ready to go home and sleeeeep. Dentist appt in the morning #terrified #hatethedentist


@BillSimmons Detroit signed Josh Smith to play a position we already have filled, for 56 million, right after passing on Burke. We're close


I'm sleeping. You teach..... End of story.


I make myself laugh so hard sometimes lol(:


@porkhub Cheese Curds are they best here!


@MBroderick20 @jennnalexander HAHA omg Ik exactly who you're talking about


I see sparks fly whenever you smile :) :) ugh I miss the old Taylor


My mom hid the sunflower seeds from me .. WHY!!


@chelseacrego haha maybe you should call him ;)


@dillangroves14 mhmm, I'm sure haha. I'll remember this!


Morgan Freeman doesn't have sex. He smokes and a baby appears in a field of kittens.


so blessed to have this new friend since all mine are leaving except brookie \ud83d\ude4f


Even if I do say I want someone who will do all this for me, I'm still getting over my last relationship.


The humpty dance is the funniest song ever made


@Boobie_Miles813 ya pretty much slowly dying right now. That all happened with 2 outs like that's not okay.


@ForeverBigBlue Off for a night cap.... Enjoy the rest of ur night too! :-)


try to earn my memory, make me remember u like u remember me


If I ever dated someone they would definitely force me to delete my twitter hahaha


you're throwing bills but she does it for free....


@Housey34 hahahaha there was awesome! You got me back ya fuck


@ShainaHauter in the kitchen draw, there's like 3 in their grab anyone... Hurry 10%!


I can't stop thinking about how perfect this weekend was \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc96


Wish it was Wednesday. #DarkMatter @DaveNavarro @graceandmanners @Todd_Newman @jessattelberger @tat2jenna


I smoke weed because the commercials against it suck.


@SoFloBeachBitch @PBandJenelley_1 I didn't know people gave a shit about him pawning her jewelry?


Well...that sucks. Very much against the run of play


I dont even know what I did wrong? #confused


80 squats straight has to be my max.. No clue how  going to do 100 tomorrow. #owww


@SteeZeyFLOW none have yet so maybe I'm doing good :)


@KingAustin15 I just don't want you guys to stop coming because of this..


@AcidAlli my buddies dad & his friends blocked it off with rocks when they were younger, said it took them 5 summers!


@Alec_Schafer I'm currently walking around haha


@heyahhjayuhh @FearlessSass_ but I'm sure if you visit your local strip club you could ask


@minnja11 they will if will all communicate better! We need to use Communication as the fulcrum of change.


We can't have two red days in a row, it's not fair to the white days #cancel


@Bill_Riley he just made the naughty list


@nerissss_ the park but only 5 hr and I can't find no other jobs ..


Starving and craving Jackie O's. who's in? \ud83d\ude01


S/O to @Brookelyn_3 for being hilarious hahahaha


Seriously, don't fucking talk to me if you don't know how to take a joke.


It really makes me wonder if I ever gave a f*** about you.


I love getting new make up. \ud83d\udc81


@MettaWorldPeace hey Metta! You fucking rule for being real man! Much respect!


suddenly, the crazy girlfriend account has become so much more funny to me... \ud83d\ude0f


I love watching Disney Movies #confession


Christmas is in less than 2 weeks \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


The second I get home from work I'm passing out \ud83d\ude34


Just burned a hole in my leggings \ud83d\ude29


why don't I have plans someone hangout with me


@Taylor_skovie I think next meeting should be no later than March 8?


Wow so I think I missed a good foozeball games today.


Have it be known I will shit myself if Danica Patric wins this all star race. Lol!!!!


The next three days of class are gunna be such a force


@goon48 it did thanks :) ... I was hoping it was a quote hahaha


Oh no, please do take your time, I'm not waiting or anything .... \ud83d\ude48


Gaming with the older bro \n#ItsBeenAWhile


@emilytrusk I'm totally gonna take your advice this semester. This is the same math class I failed!


I am literally so bad at video games lol. just lost playing Skylanders against a 6 year old xD


Alright so who wants to go out to eat?!? #SECATL


Better mail this necklace to him before he flips out! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


What's this. Like day 11 or 12 with no sleep??


Anyone wanna go grab a bite to eat here in about an hour or so?


@mmmbites amen!! I've gotten to the point where I lost him in Krogers for 5 minutes and didn't mind


@SLessard \nMore Vines, please. They're the best!


Completely soaked from riding my bike in the rain


Sometimes my greatest accomplishment is keeping my mouth shut!!!


I literally texted three people merry Christmas then stopped.. So if you're one of those three, feel very special! Merry Christmas to all!!


@JordanHOLLYWOOD I'm ready.. When's it dropping?


Moment of excitement.. Got $110 jeans for 30 #miracle \u263a\ufe0f thanks to @AJRuehle6 help! My best shopping bud \ud83d\udc9a


Does anyone wanna go to the beach for a little bit?? #hmu


haven't watched any of the game yet, but judging by the tweets, Malkin is in regular season form, and by that I mean taking dumb penalties


@Tylerbeirlair so proud of you! \ud83d\udc4d Haha. I saw on fb they hired a new waitress..I was like he finally got out! At least you're leaving soon!


While all you are at the hot stinky school I'm in my room with my AC


@MorganPrice I really don't see what your talking about and I can


@P_Paul_Pauly dude I almost lost it. That was so funny.


@TrueHorrorNet their own fans were hollering during the moment of silence  for the victims. Knicks need to end this fucking team!


This weather cannot make up it's mind. O.o


Hardcore athiests are just as annoying as hardcore Christians.


@loveletterbombs nice! I was down for NASPA we coulda met up!


@Hallmark04 love it! Get any cheeseburgers?


Thicker than a bible, I need it for survival #jesuspiece happy new years we celebrating


If people didn't know me they would probably think I'm the cockiest person in the world. \ud83d\ude02


... Andy cheeses so hard when he's Snapchatting. \ud83d\ude02


@OG_HARM nah chill I was an early adopter too lol. I was in there riding for Jupiter Jack.


I hate people who think they're too cool to answer a question the teacher is asking.


Its one thing to fork someones house, another to tp, but to egg it too? So whoever would like to own up to that would be nice.


@Scronald3 nope. it's only like 5 min away.


It would be really helpful if i could be two places at once.


Some day, I will have a car that doesn't suck.


Wake up everyday and say \God is great\""


You actually make no sense at all? I can't wait until I'm 18 years old. #seeya \u270b\ud83d\udc4b\u270b


Slow it down boys don't make dumb mistakes


@HollieDranschak haha look at the tweet right after it!


Being sore from practice yesterday and trying to wrap presents don't go together! \ud83d\ude2b


@BrittanyFassold I know me too! This is way harder than I thought it would be


I don't judge my friends when they do stupid stuff. No ones perfect. & they're going to need someone to go to when everything goes wrong.


Some girls just have no respect for themselves.


Today's totally not my day but I'm still in a good mood


I swear to god, cheerleaders.<<<<< #ICantEven


@AubreyLaSann @annamarieswiss @emilykopischke @ABBsolutvodka hey I'm a dingle berry


I want Oreos, I don't wanna get up and get them though..


I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \ud83d\ude01


exhausted. thats all I have to say for myself. oh and disgrace. the way I was shooting my new 9 today was a disgrace. That is all Thank you


Sooooo many awesome country albums just came out \ud83d\ude0d


All the little bad bitches in here, if you came to get ratchet say yeah!


Don't know where I'll be going, just for the sake of knowing, I gave you all my good stuff.. Now I'm just used up


Pulling almost 40/5. Almost twice as fast as the 22/5 I was pulling last week.


Your phone dieing and then turning it back on & seeing you've been in a group message the whole time is the worst


@elyse_smithy haha that actually happens so much in the gym locker rooms


I love make up \ud83d\udc44\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udc40


@markisagodduh I shall snapchat you Master mark \ud83d\ude4f


Or when he woke everyone up & blamed it on the chipmunks..


peanut butter and jelly sandwich before work....delicious


@bella2350 don't forget me in lunch today


#tbh I have never liked Kendall she was always the bratty one Kiley is so much more nicer


@willstormes if I can do it you can do it


@CassDancer25 February 29th don't let him trick you


Maybe if you're lucky, I might forgive. But never will you ever see me forget.


All I want is a pocket air mattress \ud83d\ude22


But you'll always be my hero even though you've lost your mind


I just wanna fast forward to next Wednesday so all my stress can be gone


Wild child by Dakota Bradley \ud83d\udc4c


9988 truth is your really funny and we should talk more :)


Currently jamming out to wrecking ball on 101, I better not see anyone I know


just checked how the mets scored again and I realized i completely forgot from last night hahaha


Up and at em nice and early. Trying to find a few elk and bison this morning. #LBL


Shit, I just remembered im junping in the ocean tomorrow...


@yoyoyoambizzle Nah. I hope you get the job so I can mooch on your discount ;)


Would you like me to assign someone to butter your muffin?


I was playing a game too long on my phone, I feel like everyone died


@Angie_1221 hell yeah fuckkin rightt :)) <3


@HannahSayings bahahah I know right!? Their just fucking awesome..


Damn #Chicago , y'all still played well... #Chicagov


At least I'm going shopping Friday! Shopping solves most problems..


I talk to 300 girls at a time because I know how girls work. Won't ever catch me alone


@ERIN__RICHARD Hahah right, my dad is that same way.


God gives the hardest battles to the strongest soldiers


Walking into church I spill coffee all over my shoes. My white CLOTH shoes. #bravo #idiot \ud83d\udc4f


Nothing pisses me off more than my music stopping when I open snap chat


My days just keep getting worse. I'm ready for a change.


Evans dad bought a four loko and thought it was an energy drank and chugged it and got wasted then crashed his car hahahaha


Lifted shifted higher than the ceiling and ooooweeee it's the ultimate feeling \ud83d\ude0e\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Learn more and more that you can't trust anyone! Soooo annoyed with people right now!


@JK_Hall There's your problem then I guess.. #suckstosuck


@TayyMcCombb hmmmmmmmm well I pretty much work like everyday this week or have stuff goin on and next week I'm leaving for Madison on thurs\ud83d\ude33


I don't wanna watch #thetudors anymore if it means Anne Boleyn get executed! This is such a frustrating show! #ugh \ud83d\ude20


Cant even get on insta bc of the homecoming pic overload.. #wtf #goaway


@WroblewskiCasey @gwynsvec alright thank you!!


@Phoenix_HTR I want to.  It looks awesome.  But if its gonna have a monthly few attached to it probably not


@MileyCyrus I'm watching! \If you're not first your last\". How does it feel to be on your rightful throne bitch?"


@ScottWeilandSTP is really hope to see you back in upstate New York!!


I am so sick of my friends ditching me for their boyfriends.


The only thing you're good at is being a dick and picking on people. #nobueno


GUESS WHO GETS TO SEE BRAD PAISLEY, CHRIS YOUNG, AND DANIELLE BRADBURY!!?


@JJ_Hoover day by day, and I will re-read your tweets to remind myself. You and Chris heisey have now helped so much. I can't Ty u enough


@katiematijkiw can you express deliver me some monterreys?


@jtimothys @DanSmith523 I hope so!  We plan on stopping by on Sat coming back from Boston.


I think my ribs are bruised thanks to @tymackeyy for pelting me with a hard ball


#TellMeWhy your face makes me wanna die #sorrynotsorry


@RileyShea26 Do something with me soooon! \ud83d\udc4c


My mind dosnt think or wish anymore. It prays. That's all I can do.


@brookeLmorgan it's seriously the best show I have ever seen ! So twisted \ud83d\ude01


@saaaammmmmmyyyy he was really attractive not gonna lie


I thought you were sending the movie and coat? @dreamchaser_492


i think Pittsburgh is like the 25th ishhh best team right now.


I don't miss my exboyfriend. But i miss his bed and his cooking.


Wish there was a staples button for more and better friends #staples #thatwaseasy


I cry every time I watch Marley & Me.. makes me think if something like this happened to my Sally. \ud83d\ude1f


Watching the Perks of being a Wallflower :) #bestmovie


@bnchile4444 @kyool  Pockie I think is a Ninja game lol;)


@BellaSara_ @GoldMinerLarry @GoldMinersLady @GhostlyPlaces Me too


Lets honk honk honk honk honk honk a Prius for everyone \ud83d\ude97


@I_Score_U_Watch  I think we both no the answer to that question .


so are you go be with his ass \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #bitch he can deal with your shit. see how long he puts up with it \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@MrsJohnson107 I don't remember my class being that bad at that last year


A bicyclists just ran straight into the front of our taxi. Extremely scary and hilarious #daymade And he had blue hair @stevieshew


@ItsJustMeClaire oh and I.just remembered I got you a present


Those kids have changed my life in every way imaginable and they are the reason I even remotely enjoy learning Spanish. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude33


@kindramarie16 thank god someone else is willing to be pantless with me\ud83d\ude4f


BRANTLEY is a beast #rolltribe #brantley


@beerfueldmayhem @zabel_beer21 Don't want to hear about you two and whipping. #SickBastards


@princessburrxo text me ill let you know.


4 am. Already got 10 hrs of sleep.. have workout done in time to watch the sunrise #myfav


@housewifeswag you're not going back to work anymore?


Glad I am off today and not outside in the 18 degree weather! Feel for anyone out there today...stay warm


More than anything, watching Cadet Kelly made me want to make up some new dance moves. @PaytHoff


I want a Cinderella story, but my version..


Everyone's falling in love and I'm just like...no.


Seriously of I don't at least get a B for this damn soc test I'm gonna be beyond pissed .


Hello 12 hour day! You should have only been 11 hours....but boy, i love sitting in my car waiting.


@JK_Brah Ill pay for your stomach pumping procedure


@jlist now thats a fight about to happen Again :(. thats pure N.Korea crap.


I fully expect @CatLatos to give dusty the same credit today as yesterday for the decision to leave ondrusek in to throw up on himself


#HesAKeeperIf you can watch a basketball game with him. \ud83c\udfc0\ud83d\ude0d


I'm the type of person to complain my room is too cold but not turn off my AC. I'd just snuggle in tons of blankets. \ud83d\udc4c


\Is it magic fucking whiskey?\" \ud83d\ude02"


Omg @APatton_61 you crack me up\ud83d\ude02 #iloveyou


@fvckT0NY @ItdBeKelsey haha okay he's way hotter than Loki but he isn't as cool as Loki!


Watching my mom pull out the random items under my bed has me laughing like no other #herfaceispriceless


Being wicked stoned and laying in your bed is the best feeling ever


Pretty Little Liars was such a disappointment tonight. I might stop watching. But most likely I won't.


Congrats! Falling Into You # 2 in kindle store. Absolutely breathtaking story.


I usually try to avoid Instagram on Mondays and Wednesdays.


@katestilinski what what are we gonna make out now or


@BriannaBaileyy I stretched in the shower just now... \ud83d\ude01\u263a #feltsogood #twitterlessmichaela


I literally only text andy. I officially have no life.


@AustinShriver i travel every time! I'll do it anyway but to finish it ill slam it.


The amount that I hate some people isnt healthy first thing in the morning


@LKinsland844 kindof like a Herniation of a vagina. Hahaha and that's what they use to fix it


Washing my hands clean \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4b Have a nice life


@robinrimbaud music 2 heal neuro- muscular stuff.


@cYeLSeL I'm bama till I die but mizzou doesn't stand a chance with that triple option.


@The_Britt_Ish pahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 that's hilarious!!!


@ComeWicked @ryhamner that is a very fair statement.


After one semester i don't think ill ever enjoy ramen again


ok my dog ran away from me again. I keep singing I miss you by Miley Cyrus to her trying to make her come back but it's not working :'(


I'm probably the most fabulous one you know. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc8e


@smRedBull I have some old polka 78s that I once played at 33rpm and it sounded like a heard of elephants hahah


@cara2point0 YAY I have my book and my DVD :)


No point in being mad at yourself. Either you learn your lesson or you don't.


Things have to change in order for everything to stay the same


I like when people are texting in school and type 3 words and I'm over here typing a book


It irritates me seeing michigan plates on foreign cars #traitors


I don't hate gingers cause they're different.\nI hate them cause Ron Howard never responded to my fan mail and he's their leader.


Florida State mine as let Jameis Winston sit down for the rest of the game lol


@AndyBitterVT Perhaps it's Weaver trying to make it for the fact that there is no Thursday night game this season... Haha


I know you still think about the times we had ;)


Remind me not to talk about colleges in earshot of Mr. Wagner... #Ranting #BadIdea


@kimh86988126 I'm not wrong because I didn't do anything wrong #thinkagain


Dentist appointments are the worst ! #hateit


@KDPomp I was an infant when it happened-- I can't imagine how rough that was for the city.  Eerily similar to Michel Briere.


This is so upsetting @vedalicious23 @f0r3v3r_y0ung12 @kolbyzackk @bobcat_3 @grantandersen4


Lifes full of ups and downs. The longer u live the more bad things happen, its inevitable. But more good things happen too. See the good!!\u2600\ufe0f


@kfasulhoe well if you knew it than why didn't you point out that I wrote nhl first


@lesiiiiile @SarahFowler11 awkward tonight! #yessss #needit


Re-stringing a weed eater might just be one of THE most frustrating tasks.


A family of bats decided to commit suicide on my windshield...lovely


You have to learn to just not give a fuck \ud83d\udc4c


Wind 6.9 mph S. Barometer 29.83 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 98.4 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 33%


@Angelinadenise7 @LOHANTHONY my aunts name is Victoria, does that make me the queen on everything too?


Being super flexible is the best thing that ever happened to me. Not very many girls can pull their feet above their heads while standing


Alright I'm breaking for another piece of pie.


@daphnejosephine Studio 601. I'll have her throw in some extra samples for you hahah


After next Tuesday I am done with AR until January 13th ... #ICanDoThis


Getting up and ready for one class and getting to come back home


She just switched to Miley so that's why we're best friends \ud83d\udc6f


You know it's gonna be a good day when someone projectile vomits on you.\ud83d\ude37


@DeleenaCecile oh now the elephant is an alcoholic too?? What is this world coming to?


@brickwall7891 ehhh it's so annoying. Just lounging around on the couch all day  is driving me absolutely crazy


And you might feel like nothing was the same


@KlaryBlossom it was so funny. I laughed for a solid 10 minutes


My sleeping patterns are so off because of winter break


@shaundizzle_2 @itaylor_xo Wait? You're name is Shaun Grewal? You're just now turning 21? You've been coming here for 5 months?


Lukas tweets a soulja boy song. Everyone puts they're number on twitter like its a game? Lmao


@JodiUk first you have to be cool like me! #lmao


Waylon Jennings and Miller High life are all I need


Asking money from my dad in the other hand... \Dad, I need money\" the next day my account is topped up."


Mickey ds breakfast hits the spot but im up way too early


I freakin love John Michael montgomery \ud83d\ude0d\u2764


I lose my cigs way too often... @KarisaJoScharf


Good Job! Knew you would make it! INCREDIBLE #skywire


who's gonna be my new years kiss? \ud83d\ude0f


Apparently, it's getting late ad I need to get to bed, funny Scott. \ud83d\ude1c


Wait no, 2hr Dance Moms tonight. I going to bed at 11 I guess. \ud83d\ude34


Now everythings back to the way it should be. \ud83d\udc99 #TheShitIDoLike


@Bsb4evaFields I know! I was also shocked


@AlliZIB wait the last song was on at six I missed it too \ud83d\ude23


If i woke up in a new bugatti of course i would write a song about it. How else would i be able to afford gas and insurance. #duh


Going on 30 hours of no sleep\ud83d\ude34


But even more dealers than usual this year looks like everybody's out spending their Christmas money. Lets call that a good thing.


EVERYBODY COME TO MY GAME TONIGHT ; 6:15 @ THE TURF FIELD \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


My moms so fucking annoying. Stop asking me questions every 10 seconds


@Annkelly_Myers @JacobyWatts yeah chipotle sucks. Annkelly knows what's up \ud83d\udc4d


It's Friday, why are my teachers keeping me for entire class periods


@DeltaAssist awesome thanks!! I think I read that gel packs are good. I'll probably go that route. Thanks!


Hahaha the only thing I see behind me is a line of black smoke!!!! #finally #ridemyassnow


@sierraaelainee oh girl me. We would have to get another post going!!


@caseyb_dunbar @Haines_Undies she's too busy with me\ud83d\ude0f


@raymondj I know but still ... Now I feel guilty but yeah I stand by all comments lol


Team Snapchat getting rowdy with the video


You can take the frat star out of the frat, but you can never take the frat out of the frat star.


@sammyesquivel what your mom wearssssss.....my b


Probably the best feeling in the world having a college coach come to your high school to recruit you


That yoga tho..good class, wish my arms would stretch the right way


Whys it necessary to wake up this early on christmas? Like the presents are still gonna be there in 3 hours


Just experienced sushi for the first time and I think I'm in love..


Bdubs fried pickles sound amazing right now.


The crickets are singin, that country moon is shinin, & I can see that fire that's burnin in your eyessss \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udd25


So nice to always have people looking out for me \ud83d\udc4c


I wish u could use rifles in ohio for deer that law is so gay


I just want to cry because of this civics course


Who wants to skip school with me tomorrow and just lay in the sun all day :)


Dayton boys beating Georgia Tech #Flyers


Only @d00ditzlexix3 understands my want to go back in time when motley was big so I could fan girl it up #wildside


@Emily_xoxo8812 @PoohBear6797 Love you too dear <3


@TayaRiley13 yea I don't know any normal person who would be a clown... There usually old people\ud83d\udc74


I would do anything for a second chance.


I love seeing picture of people with their eyebrows photoshopped off of their faces. It makes me laugh.


I wish I was in a car on my way to Florida right now.


Swaqqville Lifters are favorites to take home the fantasy championship. They've won all season no reason why they won't continue to win.


i dont care who you are, when you see a lifeless 5month old child in a casket, it changes you. Point blank..


Of course David would favorite those tweets \ud83d\ude0f


Hi I'm Joanna and I have too many pictures saved on my phone.


@Celtic4Life11 @paulpierce34 @aljefferson25 I know, I would love big al back. That would be what put us over the top


Santa better get me a new straightener..


Can't wait to get my hair done. My roots come in to fast and my blinds fades


Excited i seen my long lost ganja buddy last night @NativeeFox :D


I seriously need to stop buying heels... #Diva


@Erin_Brown5 @LikeMike229 the airplane pen I broke \ud83d\ude33


I better get well by tomorrow or football with not be fun


@ThatDickScott can you do something obscene to get on tv ?


Is there a reason why you won't speak to me, orrrr...?


@alyssa_milligan @nojustthedoctor great job guys! knew you could do it\u2764 #soproud


#WeCantDateIf you don't have your life together and your priorities straight


Thinking about @LadyTrishaW\u00a0comments on KEYLOGGER character actions.\n\nWell just a feeling of a comment, but it showed me stuff.


You literally screenshotted all of those \ud83d\ude12 @AliiiMachado


Your beautiful, baby, from the outside in


You can just add me to the list of another lost friend of yours.


@laurensalo have a good trip! try not to miss midi and music history with @shmabigailmarie @kalaels and me \ud83d\ude0b


@racheldeseree what are you doing friday


Wish I was there with you @meganday7 #sorry #loveyou


I miss movie Mondays... @AustinAlt1 @luckeyduck_


Sheetz is actually 1000 times better than wawa


Remember when you could buy a bag of popcorn for like 25 cents in elementary school? That was rad. \ud83d\udc4c


No school for me tomorrow \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udc4c


Unless you sing as well as Beyonc\u00e9, don't sing Beyonc\u00e9. Thanks, bye.


@jodilynn_dawes they're probably smiling because they're walking past you and get to see that beautiful smile of yours \ud83d\ude09


55-miss you man hope schools goin good, should chill sometime


The Story So Far last night! \ud83d\ude0d


I seriously just charged my phone two hours ago and I only have 44% left.. #wtf #iphoneproblems


Aquafresh is the most disgusting toothpaste. This is a fact.


My day is ruined...I dont have head phones :(


@CoachLReynolds7 I'm a single girl just livin my life! \ud83d\udc4d


It doesn't matter if the glass is half empty. Or half full. As long as there is whiskey in it.


@morganlarson15 @blakejames15 hate to break it to ya Morgan


@diane_renee02 haha it really is awful... \ud83d\ude14


Hey 99% repeat offenders they don't give a shit about their kids take no responsibility it boyfriend fault family drugs #jodiarias  whoever


My cleaning ladies put the knob settings for all 4 shower settings in my shower and now my hairs soaked \ud83d\ude14 fuckers


Thank you weather for giving me a reason to where my new bikini \ud83d\udc9b\u2600


anyone who wants to come over read my book to me and explain what it all means is more than welcome


So pastor's wife got us tix to an all u can eat pancake breakfast this morning. lets just say we took full advantage of it...#stupidfull


Proper Preparation Prevents Piss Poor Performance.


I got my eyes on you your everything that I need.


I genuinely wouldn't mind if we had this weather year round. #lovinit


Sitting at Buffalo Wild Wings alone, waiting. Too cool\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude02


I'm bored and tired and hungry all at the same time. someone help me.


Emilee is truly eating her cereal with a fork\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@_theatrekidssay I was recently in Godspell! Seriously one of the best experiences so much fun


That depressing moment when a large is still too small for you


There this guy at my school who looks exactly like Ed Sheehan.


@215Chivette It looks like our two teams face off tomorrow! Cubs & Phils... Care to make a wager? Haha


@Eswen444 haha thanks and you can bum as many as you want when I get back


@JacobEhlen wonder who you did this without any of us knowing someone was in our front yard..


If we end up having to hitch-hike for a ride, I got us covered, since I accidentally left all my bras at home. YOLO.


@jtinfo : it takes a special kind of idiot to put so much belief in a story that you have no idea if it is true or if is, the circumstances


being genuinely happy with life is a great feeling.


Having the motivation to go to class is non-existent at this point. It doesn't help I was up late because of hunter and Daniel...


I should just live in Starbucks for the rest of the semester #caffeine #nosleep


I wish I could go to bed at 9 every night


1\u00b0 from being 90, thats some fuck shit


@AliciaAmour science in motion? \n Best. Summer. Ever.


Please excuse my table manners I was making room for the table dancers.


Win or lose, I'll always see the brighter side of things!


If you take so many selfies that you honestly have a picture of yourself in the mirror at work, you need to reanalyze your life.


@JimmyWayne happens to the best of us! Drive safely :) #LifeGoesOn


@M_McWilliams58 nothing was on my forehead?


I just watched @alexiam2898 's snapchat story and my parents gave me the weirdest look hahahah


@mikayla_brinker hopefully he takes his time to write it so you can actually read his handwriting hahahah :)


Duck dynasty Christmas episode has me laughing so hard I'm crying \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @DuckDynastyAE @DuckDynastyQs


@bradyswanson98 your phone is being stupid again.


@THEsteveconklin I can't even begin to explain all the weird Breaking Bad dreams I've had. Haha


kutztown is gonna be a life changing experience for me and i cant wait \ud83d\ude0a


Come on people put something on tweter????


I have so much hate for you like you don't even know.


Sometimes it's more than okay to be proven wrong


Thats exactly why I don't tell you stuff


thank fucking god I have classes with my bestfriend @xxhallexx


@efj6464 Can we have Sunday Funday this week? \ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udd2e\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udc4d


Tonight's gonna be off the hook @frenchman1010 @SeanFink09 @MattyIceee_


I hope it snows and we have a 2 hour delay tomorrow cause my mood for school is.. FUCK SCHOOL


@WestKateLynn my iMessage is not working


H8 when people play their music out loud


@Mikmikmikkk haha I'll miss making coffee with you!!!


I honestly hate when it's nice out and I have to go to work


stop wearing your wishbone where your backbone ought to be..


2013 included losing an aunt and watching my absolute best friend battle the worst possible illness out there. Definitely not a great year


@ericaannejones I got the best ones subway had lol


@Barbara_Long_ he's being really clingy lol


@spoon877 @KMcKelvey8 can't make it. Gotta work.


Finally watched Forks Over Knives #eyeopening


People are like Ty you're 16 right ? and I'm like yeah I'm 18 actually.  I hate my height


@segregory94 Hahahahahaha oh my gosh \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude1c


@TruthInBlue Girl, I ain't judging:) There would be less violence in the world if there were more love bites. #inthebiblesomewhere


Did you know even if you're blocked you can see someone's tweets :-)


@Victoriaaa_Kay hahaha.  Everyone loves them!


@AmandaRatliff12 better not forget about me!


Sometimes I wish I could go back in time. Miss how things used to be.. Tonight I've been looking back on how everything used to be


I tweeted 300 times in a day #whoops I need 10k


My grade isn't always filled with immature dicks, but when it isn't, it is.


@Jaybee13Pine yeah that's why I'm laughing...


Dude I love using emojis! \ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\udc96\ud83c\udf80


late 90s teen angst films hold a very special place in my soul


Oh did you want me to respond? NOT TODAY


Have to make a trip to campus today...maybe I will just hop in with an orientation group and be really freaking Annoying #thatkindofday \ud83d\ude0f


@weatherfran - Hope you had a wonderful Xmas and that ur New Year is the best ever! #favewxpeeps


im gonna be so pissed if i don't get to workout today


I'm confident in my team to come in 1st and win the Championship! #RDC


@jay_christley Can you work the power play?


I don't understand how people separate every single muscle group in the gym. I don't even know what half of my muscles are called.


You know you're doing #hotyoga when you go outside into the 80 degree sun and it feels like air conditioning


#ThoughtsInTheHallway Why are your pants so high? Is it flooding? Something @merihanah_ would say to coty.


I have a tendency to spend my \ud83d\udcb5\ud83d\udcb0 just because..


@Moniqueindahood THIS IS MY FAVORITE SHOW IN THE ENTIRE WORLD


People who call me \Awhissssha\" OMG no. I'll stab you"


@Cwol13 you're really funny Connor!\n Oh wait


My room smells weird \ud83c\udf6c\ud83c\udf6d\ud83c\udf4b\ud83c\udf4e\ud83c\udf6f


Snow Bunny Nations. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2744\ud83d\udc07


Things aren't good when I can't even enjoy my coffee in the morning.


I'm already looking at flights to come back next month with Nik and I didn't even leave yet.... \ud83d\ude02


@BrooklynRee if u can make it week or two over the headaches then ill make it


I sure hope I'm in the right direction on this one


@JLark021 oh that's right how could I forget #sorryjesus


Another good workout, ready for this hot shower.


Salty that I missed second at edgewater and bounced it off the rev limiter for a good 2 seconds before cramming it into gear


@Jp_Murphy1 I'm going into withdraw and my body is shutting down


I realllllllly hope everything works out the way I want it too.


I wake up easier in the morning after I drink go figure?


Who has it better than us?\nNoooooobody.


I'm so thankful for everything I have. \u2764\ufe0f


@aubriecornell hey. Do you know what time our LCT final is tmrw??


I'm a straight asshole sometimes.. #ohwell


All this kuntry talk I just went out and pissed right off my front step and yelled white power to my white trash neighbors on the corner


Anakin & jaiden keep fucking hitting the end button oh my fucking god


\He's not even good at basketball, he can just make shots...\" Does this make since?"


There is a special place in hell for people who quote sub tweets and tag the person they're about..


That was adorable!!! :D @ABCGreysAnatomy


I really want to see Captain Phillips when it comes out


@drew_harding17 what time does Michigan play?


Back to reality in the morning. Goodnight Moon


Last night= the best night ever! #DrinkDrankDrunk #mybestfriendsthough


Freaking broken phone seriously pissed at the world


@tigirlily Do you have anthem lyrics on your wrist, just in case? :)


@RyeX0Lee hahah she could care less. I mean come on, it's Brittany!


@SimWise good thing I control the music at work. Got a mp3 player with anything I want. Language permitting of course.


Trying to convince myself sleeping is a over exaggerated activity.


Great a dancing fool @WWEFandango vs the fool @WWESantino  #raw


Notice how we sit and remember 9/11, none of us are afraid of history repeating itself. Thank the men and women who serve this great nation!


@skemperx3 @Hi_ImMirandaa I meant like feed.. yafuqq


Woke up to Zach calling me to tell me my work caught on fire and now I can't go back to sleep because I wanna know if I have to work or not


So happy to be reunited with my bestfriend @michelleknorman and Mary \ud83d\udc9c\ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc69


Is this a joke I have to write a ten page paper for a computer class...


@i_like_eggss @thaatgirlsophia HAHA funniest thing


I can't deal with this bitch anymore... Psycho Sue is for sale, who wants her?


They say kill em with kindness @SteezBean and @NeedsFebreze


Sometimes you need to be alone, in order to find out who you really are and what you really want.


@Rachel_Huntress hey lover! What are your plans tonight or this weekend? I miss you!


@JBarron02 I'm waiting till the under 3:00 time out in the 4th. Everyone else is just waiting their time. Watching cheers re-runs now


Finally got my four wheeler fixed! #Pumped


The bathroom is so far away from my room now


rip to that old man who died on the super marbo supet shoew


Negative thinking leads to negative outcomes


So happy I don't have class tomorrow \ud83d\ude4c


@Ashton5SOS this makes me anxious..I want to know what it is!!!!


@Elladarling Yeah me too.  Glad because it was getting to me.  Did you try and go brave the weather?


@garber_andrea come snug with me I can't sleep


S/o to @_kiddhuddy for being so sweet (:


Paul Walker lives. #JeffBezosBigSurpriseGuesses


Heading back to the work grind #pizzahut


Everything was going great. What happened


Chances are, if you walk around with an electronic cigarette behind your ear, I hate you.


This other cocktail has 3 shots of vodka, well, it had.....


I'm only happy when I'm wasted \n\nI point my finger but I just can't place it


That guy from my last tweet just got arrested! His morning officially blows


Taking showers at night>>>>> taking showers in the morning


I cannot wait to go to sleep :) #exhausted DMB wore me out...


But those are the ones praised most by his fans and thus, probably where he's drawn those sentiments from.


@DrJacobEspy @pakistandan a bowl with mids in it? I dont understand


@Taykloss okay at least you can go home and sleep all day. Mine didn't end up happening till 4:30 so I didn't eat at all before it either


Its a problem i go to bed this early every night


I feel that showing your feelings in person makes you look weak.


@ReadyandCrable you're not old!!! That means I'm old and I'm definitely not old(:


@Snowman_ should have ordered it. save gas money


I'm funny and off the wall and kind of immature but I give some damn good advice. And I know it.


The clouds in Burnsville right now.. #scary


I really just don't want to talk to anyone today.


There is no point in shaving my legs before watching @DANCEonFOX ... too many goosebumps


@BrandyJade27 no I was back at doctors for my knee.... I woke up almost in tears last night in pain! Haha I talked to Maye though. We good


@anabrownnn I have to much shit to do today or I would .. But thanks though have fun!\ud83d\ude0a


It's going to be weird having a day off next week.... Although it's only for orientation. I don't like it. At all.


#ShaunOfTheDead is one of the worst movies I've ever seen. Don't waste your time on it.


@classafloat I have spent many nights on the 24 hour watch schedule. 22 hours strait was #theworst. in the Detroit river. Under full sail!


@pardonmyparadox which girl redhead or brunette


@spemmadaly Emma I'm always good \ud83d\ude09


Life would be so less stressful if it were just summer 2013\u2600\ud83c\udf3c\u2b50


I've already mentally checked out for the summer... #lol #forrealtho


A little nervous about my outfit today \ud83d\ude2c


Shawna just told me that she secretly loves me


\@OhioMensBBall: Congratulations to D.J. Cooper - the 2013 Reese's All-Star Game Most Valuable Player!\""


She didn't shut up like I told her to. Not my fault she's getting attacked by them


This cat is meowing so loud right now. Learn to open the door yourself


In geometry it took me a good 3 minutes to figure out 9 + 3


I've seen you at your worst and I still think you're the best.


Can't wait to see @JakeGendron \ud83d\ude0a


finally get to use my seat warmers \ud83d\udc4d


@arias_ari28 yes lol. I'm gonna try and be there at 1:50.


@ericmcclure I hope I won I'll frame your autograph an hang it proudly on the wall of my house


the kids on our bus are so annoying like omg sit down and shut uP


Watching Friday Night Lights is the best #NeverGetsOld


Well we did go there, but he didn't answer.


@keellss_ hahaha cant wait to go back, i misss you sooo much \ud83d\ude0a


@sulay2215 I love you!\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0b


Somebody slip & fall on your way to the bus stop, act like you break your face & blame the school for making you having to walk to the bus..


You don't have to love the crew, but its hard not to love me.


@Jordan_Schroll you don't even know \ud83d\ude37


You only feel guilty because it's true so gtfo \ud83d\udc4b


Earl Dibbles Jr. Gets me every time \ud83d\ude02\n#countryboylove


If the sun is up before I am then I've slept in


Where did I go wrong? I lost a friend. Somewhere alone in the bitterness.


How does my professor expect me to get an A on a quiz when he uploads the material the day before? #Ridiculous


@pinkleopard10 it's because you're so interesting, funny, and engaging! Duhhh!


Spent almost 3 hours at the animal shelter \ud83d\ude0a made my week.


@Lyndseyveltum @aandrus6 guys, were always classy. Sorry we like to have fun. #gtfo \u270b


@jaimeprcciado *smiles at you and lays my head back on your shoulder and wraps my arms around your arm*


Anyone else remember when Gatorade came in glass bottles?


crush a bit little bit roll it up take a hit fellin lit feelin light 2 am summer night. #summerwhereyouat #np


This flu is by far the worst thing I have ever experienced. \ud83d\ude4a


Got out of bed because I heard someone walking around and I wanted to see who it was... Umm. Everyones sleeping. I think I'm going insane.


Just woke up lol but that was an amazing nap :)


@hannahRank_4 so bright and vivid? #doublerainbow


Waking up to your arms around me? Yeah, I love it.\ud83d\udc99


Only 3 hours and 40 minutes left of work\ud83d\udc4c


@HIDEO_KOJIMA_EN awesome!  When I see Snake,all i hear in my mind is Hayter's snake/big boss voice. Snake is legend, @DavidBHayter is legend


I don't understand why I have the inability to fully grieve, it's causing some serious damage though.


@mubbardsley @Garrvito I know. I just wanted to type #muffcabbage


The smell of cupcakes in my room is very arousing and im pleasuring from it very much so


@Jordo1010 I'm Tyler, nice to meet you starving. lol


My chunky monkey just went in on that Bubble Guppy theme song.. Shes too dope!


wanna get up early tomorrow sunrise mebe


@janelle_maria_ gonna be the reason her boy goes from a six pack to a keg real quick


I meet someone from xbox today\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude04


Movie night w/ @DaKid_Rodriguez at my house or your house tonight? \ud83d\ude0a #imBored


I don't care about voicemails! I just call it to delete it so the icon would go away on my phone.


The bathroom at my house is so disgusting. I appreciate Sharon so much.


@tworebelss I can give you a website that has all the episodes if its not on Netflix


IF U GET A TOAD IN UR BAJA BLAST FREEZE IM FUGGIN SRRY


Ohioisonfire has come up on shuffle 3 times in the past 10 skips. I'm just going to listen to it. It's a sign.


And Luke is driving me absolutely insane I can't even take it.


Halfway through my lab write up that's due next Thursday. #IllTakeIt


I wish I could go to Disney World again.


Dear St. Anthony, please come around, I have lost something that must be found.. I'm going to say this until I find my calculator. :(


Do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous, are you single?


@lindsayweber @baileyengenxo I can't do it that weekend.


I'm sorry Mr.Dentist. Please excuse my beer breathe


Apparently. You can't have problems if you are a middle class white American...


One car down.... One more to #paint today


@lamejake_ I don't care! We'd at least have a few awesome years together. And probably almost die like 268 times.


Roll like Mississippi slow like sip of whiskey


There is no way for me to win\n\nSo all I can do is sit back and laugh


I miss the excitement of moving away to school and living in the dorms. Now all I have in my future is school loans and work. #takemeback


I WILL be watching Pretty Little Liars tonight at work... the men golfers will just have to deal with it. #sorryboutit


Like a flood, His mercy rains. Unending love, amazing grace. \u2764\ud83c\udfb6\u2693


One bright side to Monday, we got team #dinner


Im going to die of happiness the first time I get to lay out.


Long day of work now time to relax and drink some cold beer


Yup yup..better than the last time and happy too @SteezBlinking: @Elsie_Bacardi you good?\"	0.0	0.0	0.0	1.0


@shespanksme hahah seriously gtfo I hate girls


80s or 60s??? #Indecisive going towards 80s


Elephant screams are officially the saddest things ever! #AFRICA


@MeanzieFbaby I lost mine too \ud83d\ude2d


It can get ugly before it gets beautifull\ud83c\udfb6


I like when my bitches don't wear no clothes!! #MakeItNasty


@Natalieperry33 I promise! I work Thursday to Sunday but we can do something at night!!


Why am I always stuck in between everything?! #pissed #fuckdrama


I've been sitting in dunkin' donuts for over a half an hour by myself. #foreveralone


@ChimneySwift11 how do u get the fireworks to explode I haven't read the wiki


Someone come pick me up and put me in the bathroom


You're getting written up right now for taking a \poop\" without permission haha"


Would life be more exciting if I had a love interest?


It's impossible to sleep when you're heading is pounding bc of how sick you are


@GerardKennelly @jasongoodman31 @rzimmermanjr Sad but true. No one cared until\nthe Reverends Of Racism & the hate groups got involved. #sad


@DYG_baby oh em gee! Of course ill be your valentine!


If Clowney doesn't make at least two helmets roll today he's a bust


backed my car into a cop car the other day, well he just drove off sometimes life's ok


This may be a bad idea but then again so are most of my choices #livelife #noregrets


The nurses at my dads office are so sweet. They let me lay down in an exam room and made sure I had a blanket and pillow \u263a\ufe0f #lovethem


@DropTheBaise pretty much 1000x better than any other Franz album


The word #IASfellowship has always bothered me. It means more than people getting together to eat. It means a team, love, unity. 1of2


Now I have to drag myself to this hell hole.


@AdamTuttle imagine Peter Griffin jumping up and down, clapping hands & screaming.  That is how I feel.  We'll done sir. Well done indeed.


It'd be so adorable to get all dressed up and go on a date to see the Jolly Holiday Lights \u263a\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84


Just two classes today...\And through your brain to California English\" #Where DidTheTimeGo"


@BrrrookeMostowy @SharonKaska \nWhat a goof


've got someone aboard who can't know about this-but I need you to relay this ho!o to Tenel Ka . . . and only to Tenel K


@mattr208 @kirkherbstreit in fact, I know this is going to sound strange...but every SEC team loses 2 games and no SEC teams makes the game


@madisonbrower21 I miss you Maddi! Lets kick it soon


\What's an appendage on you I can break without ruining your life? I want to give you a reason to get out of work.\" @NickBissen"


We better not go outside and run bleacher mile in this rain for this weight training exam


Just don't screenshot me. \ud83d\ude12\u270b


proud of myself for unintentionally matching my bra and underwear\ud83d\udc4f


GRRR! ever think to look inside the baggy before you throw it away!?!? I had some stuff in it too. thanks Matt.


@TheEvilStan on the Internet. Go fuck off


@AustinClark_3 I did not mean to tag you in that, my bad... #Awkward


@Kaleb_whitford haha I was kidding about that, too(; and you text me.


Might as well get a pedi and relax to the sound of rain #ha


.. And I just got hit on by some dude I don't even know that seen me at the bar? \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 NOT COOL! #creeper


I \ud83d\udc4f Am \ud83d\udc4f Too \ud83d\udc4f Tired \ud83d\udc4f


I want nothing more than to sleep longer and notttt go to work.


@LaConquistador Omfg WHY DIDNT SOMEONE TELL ME THIS SOONER \ud83d\ude4c brb gonna go die for an hour~


I've been loving work lately. Lots of hours, shitty employees got fired, it's been real good


@JayKeeDee was that you that @place_mikayla and I just awkwardly ignored


Going to attempt to grocery shop hungover and hungry. Lets see how well this goes!


Who makes the sandwich in a lesbian relationship?


Bend don't break defense is so frustrating to watch


@Megan_Grubb that's weird show me your ID


Ecology and psychology are killer classes...


Instead of going to class at 8am ill be playing with kids till noon #cantbeatthat #lovekids


Can't wait for vacation. Today and tomorrow of work then were off! \u2708 @ajohn44


@Dudgeon_Paul @rocelulati and @AlexSpanopoulos


Finding a parking spot at the mall = the hunger games


After a half an hour the video is final able to play on other computers...


@Em_Bear22 and I are by far the weirdest people in the world. But I love it.


I'm so tired. I'm literally forcing myself to keep my eyes open cause its way to early to fall asleep. #ugh


@madisonpetro Thaaannnnk youuu Padisonnnn!\ud83d\ude0a


Weird seeing #oomf at school today. But I give her props she's going through a lot.


@kelseynehring We'll have to call each other before we wear it \ud83d\ude09


These contestants must be tone deaf too \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc4e


@Aferr8 yes otherwise well have withdrawals \ud83d\ude05


That awesome but weird feeling you get when your clothes feel bigger .


somehow, and I can't explain it, there is some weird physics law that says a 5-yr-old can destroy a house in fifteen minutes


sitting on the couch eating a salad & watching Liar Liar and Emma sprints across the room and full on attacks me.


I have to bit my jacket so hard to keep from laughing at this holy fuck


@Steph_Fumarola it is! This year is 31/49


And here comes for #whitedeath on a Tuesday morning when everyone is getting up for work. Going to be a messy commute in #cincinnati this AM


@Zoe_Shalom it is in Fairhope at the corner off 181 and 34!


@lyndseyyvonne just tweet song lyrics and retweet shit


Can anyone tell me why I'm craving frozen chocolate chip cookies?


I really do need some more leggings though. When I get money for Christmas I'm going straight to the mall to buy some.\u2714\ufe0f


@kenziekins_93 you're right. It's amazing.


@CaseCaroccio literally I know. Wishful thinking


@JustSikko @Eyeslam #HPPD makes many things bad. Yes I was a drunk idiot last night. That doesn't mean I'll be stupid 2night. U can't relate


I hope silva wins.... If he wins I'll do anything.


Tough loss! Great season though rocks! #ineedadrink


@_alliepooo I thought of myself also.. Like dang hahah


@bkm22 whattttttt? I wanna see, send me a picture. \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude4a


@samauchmuty22 accidentally going to punch you


@EvaMarieLyngby Svedka is never a good idea!!! Remember our last mishap with it?! Haha


Gonna have a good night with my girl @SierraBabyy7 \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc97


@amandabynes I think you're stunning Amanda!


@ItsJayMacc when are you coming home again?


Been such a crazy day - can't wait to relax!


The maturity level of the text I just sent Alex lands me a spot in the sandbox.


@miller_madie I better trust you, your black you know these things \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0a


I love when boys smell good \ud83d\ude0d


Funny how some people ignore you now , but they'll need you later .


It's hard bein a white girl tryna make it in the twerk world. @meatballbabe


REMINDER: Any senior who is planning on attending the Baccalaureate service next Sunday needs to email @tessa_plazek4 your pictures ASAP!!\ud83c\udf93


@kristinlange18 glad I'm not the only one...


Having all of the kids Halloween candy around the house is not safe for me... \ud83c\udf6b\ud83c\udf6c\ud83c\udf6d\ud83d\ude0b


@Toyota_Power I'm a lead foot leanin on a souped-up yota ;)


I make my own decisions... Your opinion of them doesn't matter


If you can't say it to their face then don't say anything at all. Don't talk about it, be about it.


Driving through the mountains is so peaceful \ud83d\uddfb


Freddy had to be the most terrifying horror icon


Had a dream within a dream last night #inception


@HydeBecca @koop_05 this just made me laugh harder than I did then! Hahaha only you bec...


I thought the weekends were supposed to be fun?


How the fuck do I meet all this people when I'm drunk and never remember them but they remember me. I need a class in people recognition lol


I'm never this chatty with people. What's wrong with me? \ud83d\ude02


I hate you so much like it's not even fair


Work is work .. Ready to get the hell up outta here for the day .. 8oclock!!


I just can't wait to get to Georgia tomorrow and see my family and Brynn. #lovethem #inpatient \ud83d\ude18


Worst nights sleep I have had in so long! \ud83d\ude15


Looks like I'm done sleeping for the night. Getting really tired of not being able to breathe. #sick


@_ncunningham muaha  i know I can't help it\ud83d\ude0f


@CrashDavus anything is better than Gomes. Lol you a Sox fan?


@FZBones62 @stephenw522 haha but that's still the best feeling I've ever had at a game, so there's that


No matter how many times I've seen the episode, Friends will always make me laugh


There should be a genre of music labeled White Trash


@Elanaisgreat @kel3463 haha! She's a friend of a friend :)


@RepHughes Thanks Bryan. Guess you are aware of the Gosnells in our country killing babies.


I die whenever @ayyperks post vines of Victoria


Luckiest girl in the world right here \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude0a


@DLoesch only if the two in dialogue are from different races. The way racism is defined today, conversations are not possible


Whose trying to make bad decisions tonight?


@emilyy731 okay well u or ur pay back now no more!!!


This is going to be one of the hardest things for me to grasp


@marydonovan1984 I know I'm to pretty & classy for it , maybe they'll let you on it , I know bed bugs there fav !


just almost got hit by a car in bay shore mall parking lot, what a way to go


Fun day ahead of us @Brittany_Chaves \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude1c


I would like to know why the lights flickered ?


@Fuse_Cheeto how do you not like chocolate?!


@ErnestoDiaz349 what corporate world job has me read 3 books and submit excel spreads on quotes, vocab words, and things I enjoyed each chap


Wish I had homies that text me \ud83d\ude12


@kaystod4 omg your snap makes me miss home even more..#oneweek


This is exactly what happened the last time you did this. Are you an idiot that you never learned?


I spend a lot of my time in the gym wondering about people's choices of attire.


Not having a good week!! #gonnaknocksomeoneout


@skjpink miss and love you too \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18


You love me for everything you hate me for. #InThisMoment


I'm now one of those annoying people that talk about how happy they are #notsorry


My new twitter name was given to me by the one and only @brennascyzoryk2 #Nepali #NewName


@Spencerr24 1 soccer tweet... 1.. The best team in SEC isn't even playing in it.


Knowing that I can tell you anything and you will always be there to cheer me up!! \ud83d\ude03\u263a


There's just some people you can't fucking please. #fedup


@chloeszakovits you need to have your parents sign a permission slip/consent form


My nose is even more stuffy today. \ud83d\ude23


And not the girl angel that threatened to kill everyone in our school


@FuturisticlyOdd @vernonica_ it was a joke, and It was referring to me shooting you


@Jazzbug20 @sinaedjazzgal @sarahkjar I will bring a baseball bat.


@HannahBGhazi YES! I'm ready to get out of that school, and move on with my life


Regret not trying to play ball sometimes


@MikeMintel57 @annielawless22 I'm confused in general about tonight due to the group message\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude11


What is summer? I've been doing school work nonstop since last summer. \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude11 #nolife #roadtograduating


Fuck. Windows in my car are down. Cant roll them up for 40 mins.. This is great. #fuckme


@SeanCaseyImax I never knew you were a Rams fan...that is awesome, although this game is frustrating beyond belief.


I have a bruise on my hip from last night. HAHAHA what happened, what did I do \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude33


@jill_brandy eating wegmans cookies until I puke w no regrets


I've got my popcorn ready & I'm excited to read all these tweets about the games \ud83d\ude0e #tts #gocolones


@tmitching101 volleyball in the morning. I don't really care. I just want to have fun with everyone. It's our last year


@PeytonJones Megachurches provide a huge hurdle to kingdom expansion if they're more concerned with bringing people in than sending them out


@cashchicken at least you didn't make a collage of you guys like I did.


Going on a walk that's forever and a day long.


Chuck just walked out of the bathroom and asked why the water is blue.


I'm going to leave one day and no one will ever see me again


Don't let anyone stand in the way of your dreams \ud83d\udc9b


The amount of mozzarella sticks I consumed in the past 12 hours is just not okay \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude4a


@haykwhite @devinmorg he doesn't know how sweet I can actually be. Always talking trash.


so happy my friends have licenses an cars. this means this winter we can all go through \Lights In The Park\" \u270c\ufe0f"


I would hate myself if I was stupid and made bad bets.


Watching The Hills re-runs all day.... #dontcare #lazyday


@Rachel__Bush that's so mean! \ud83d\ude02


Ahh highlights and a new hairstyle is the greatest feeling.


@PreciselyPricey im going to that show with you guys in Chicago!


Does @MrPotatohead78 hate me or what? #nolove #exhubby?


Should I be worried that is smells like burning wood on my road ?


Honestly think I need new friends though.


I remember back when I used to try and fight every girl I had an argument with \ue412 in high school.. Grow up, you're embarrassing yourself.


@myhaloisrusted I'm doing good. \nI took off from work for a few days .\nWe'd-Sat .


@toothman147 @jessefickiesen4 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 good times right there


I hate seeing ur name on my nnewsfeed ..


\@TillerKilluhh09: If you're a guy and you wear Toms, you're a fag in my book. NO exceptions.\" Hey now, I may want Tom's?"


Drinking the first hot apple cider of the year and I'm so happy and its so good


Caught 8 today..  I'll call that a successful day of fishing.


Never drink beer when you're in a pissy mood. It ruins the taste.


Norman all cranky and shit that I'm in my duffle


But every time I try to think of them it comes out \I love you\""


I'm actually going to straighten up my room, an lay Down


@Egall14 did u get the email from mr penn


Someone teach me piano please. I'll pay you in hugs and maybe chocolate.


Some of the dads on teen mom are pathetic


Your polly gonna hate me for this #unofficial


For every tear that had to fall from my eyes, everyday I wondered how I'd get through the night, there were lessons learned


I'm so tired of being such a dissapointment


\Wait wait wait.... Josh can we say it?\" \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


@BIGKRIT is the epitome of everything that you love about southern Hip Hop. He's the little brother of all of us that grew up in the 90's


Tommy Boyd's phone is literally going to have about 125 unread messages from me lol @BlondeKenDoll


@GreatBrition @AdamColeBruh adam looks like he eats bananas in one bite


@SlimShaeeeeD there seems to be holes in your spoon


@realjasonrivera People are so obsessed with you. Must be the majestic hair! And the fact you aren't a moron.


#CashFlow I see you.. Lemme get a free sucker..


Seeing a cop pull someone over for going thru a yellow light!! Wow. You got alot of nerve to do that!


@move_likeJAGGER @missmaria_07 she's the most beautiful, sweetest woman alive.


I can't keep my eyes open any longer. #IJustWannaSleep \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude14


@ToxicStorybooks girls are so retarded.. Honestly. Don't listen to them. I've got your back. (:


Something is seriously wrong with my back and shoulders.. Why am I so tense ?! \ud83d\ude16


Had a 230ish yard drive and a 70 foot putt all on the same par 5 \ud83d\ude0a\u26f3\ufe0f


#LiesIveToldMyParents one of the other kids did it this time.


3 outs and the Twins get the Sweep #gotwins


Settling down for the last Top Gear top 41 episode then bed! Been awake since before dawn.


Two mudslides and I'm tipsy #lightweight


Meta world peace is too sexy for his cat.


my life seriously revolves around sad music.


Thought I was supposed to be watching @ShayneDahlLamas and @nikrichie on @DavidTutera tonight! #sadface


What the hell, I'm just ready for a cigarette and another beer. #PullItTogether


Catching up on some Grey's Anatomy with coffee and hot bagels.\ud83d\udc4d


@Cally_Slabaugh1 huh? I don't have a GF! Haha


@chrisdouville3 hahaah it's cause I wanted you to come on my jetski!


Home alone & it's about to storm..just my luck\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2d


@ThugginOstrich Sean should have picked up his wallet.


@AmberLayn @TwittterlessTim no. you need to make twitter your bitch. It's easy. Tweet all over her. #thatswhatshesaid


I knew Tara wasn't really pregnant! Lying cunt! #SOAFX


Why does church have to be THREE HOURS LONG\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b


EVERYONE MY PARENTS ARE PICKING UP OUR TRAMPOLINE, I REPEAT WE ARE GETTING A TRAMPOLINE \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


@an_fields Thanks for the advice...15 mins too LATE!! Ha. Pedicure is going down as we speak. The swing is waiting on me! :)


@chalpin14 me & you could go tag-team. You do all the work & then I kick him in the nuts once he's down. \ud83d\udc4c


Are you kidding me? I saw that live from my television and you losers can't see it from 5 feet away. Idiots.


Everyday can't be the best day, do what you can right now, don't hesitate.


I realize how that made me sound. but homework and hamlet all day will do this to a person. #insanity


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 57.9 F,\nHumidity 80% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


Louisville is bout to take it all this season..watch when March madness comes around#markmywords


@may_xoxo, explains why you never answer my texts anymore \ud83d\ude14


@HanSan37 @bubbatrice15 you're welcome \u263a


The fact that I have to take calculus next year makes me want to poke my eyeballs out.


@TheRealJuicyC none of them woulda won one by themselves ray wouldn't of won one in sea and Paul wouldn't of in boston either


@wrestlingstud4 DON'T DO THIS TO ME SHAUN \ud83d\ude2d


Holy crap just watched the pilot episode of #MastersofSex on @SHO_Network #riveting


I just sit back, relax, and just laugh. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'm actually very happy that I could be going to @FullSail  when I'm 18


I miss how pretty my iPhone was when I first got it. \ud83d\ude14


Sleeping pads and space heaters >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d goodnight.


I think I'm the only good who will never own a pair of uggs.  Their ugly as fuck


Why did I drink monster before cross country !?


Everyone wants Christmas to come quickly but I actually want this winter break to last forever soooo time can slow down thanks \u263a\ufe0f


and I know\nGod made old country roads for driving and dreaming,\nMine's coming true girl here with you on two lanes of freedom.\ud83c\udfb6


Alright @penguins you gotta win. I'm at my dad's and he's a Cryer fan. Don't let me ring his neck tonight. #letsgopens!!


@Kat_Dombroski \ud83d\ude02 you need to change your profile pic


Saw @QMidg23 and I rolled my window down to hear his car. So loud. I love it. Hahaha


I've had sex with the same guy I've been with for 6 months, and you've had a train rode on you. Yeah I'm the slut


And I\u2019m having that problem right now


On two seasons Ohio State will play ou... 2015 and 2016 best believe that I will be there and I will have a wonderful time...


I see your twerking but I'm not looking.


Went ahead and said thirsty, cause someone would soon anyways.


@mrkoa1 congrats to them all!  Is this in your garage?  Cass and I taking off for the east coast in am. Headi g to billings in an hour!


Everyone's like ugh school tomorrow lmao you have it easy try having a full time job and having to be there 7-4:30 every mon-fri #shutup


@RMillss we love you just the way you are lady!!!


Channing Tatum's dance in Magic Mike #onreplay


It's too hot. Every building we go in. Every. Single. One.


Thomas Rhett trying to shake his ass in this music video is \ud83d\ude0d


For being such a pretty boy your kind of a jerk...


Lol you just acted really shady.. I don't know how I feel about that.. \u270c


I'm glad I walked in to Mr. Neal having a blow up session. It's really helping my raging headache. Amen?


hey voss, idk if you have realized this or not but your study guides are useless. everybody seems to do crappy on your tests. change it up


Raise your hand, if you didn't see this coming. #brodusclay #heelturn


@CH3SCA_ I debating on going too text if you end up going ladyy


I wish I has the time and motivation to do an hour and 40 mins of straight cardio every day \ud83d\ude12 #ifonly #soakedinsweat


@KarissaR_xoxo looks so hot in her twitter picture\ud83d\ude0d


@LukeBrownnnn she did a lot of laughing.....I think it's a yes


Flint Films and Photography INC locked in with Vinelli catering for wedding packages. Productive day already. #Pow


I hope you know that you sound like a total ass and everyone is laughing at you. You are a complete joke.


Actually a pretty easy goin morning went a little rough lastnight #lol


@carlll_love97 yes nothing helped ! So preferred new ones lol


Literally no reason for me to be up right now bc I'm not doing shit. But what am I gonna do? Stay up


@itspyroo hahah nope. pretty normal for most people


I don't deal well with people telling me what to do or \trying to give advice\"."


I'll never forget when you took my hand in yours and kissed it just before you pressed your lips to mine for the first time...<333


please be a joke I need like 3 months considering how lazy I am


@BenjaminT_Hahn @iubloomington half and half


So not ready 2 b bored in lunch 4 an hour in a half but least only have one final 2 day .


I don't think I have a ride tonight, this sucks


Just gonna amputate my arm for a few days, weighing me down..


Just got reserved seats at Hollywood studios Lights, Motors, Action extreme stunt show!!!


@BeccaParente Thank you Becca!!!\u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764


When I see someone with scars I just want to know their story.... #beenthere


Sometimes I wonder if what you tell me is the truth or just a lie..


Shoulda stayed in Cheney until tomorrow.


I'm such a boring texter. I don't know how you text me all the time.


It's weekends like this one when I wish our valley wasn't so beautiful! #TooManyPeople #GetOutOfHere


Can't really get these thoughts outta my head. Can't do anything about it.


Hudson PA Tue Feb 5th AM Forecast: REST OF TODAY Light Snow Hi 30 TONIGHT Light Snow Lo 21


@codyashdrums more than likely. You'll be the reason I'm obese.


Its hard to do these things alone,\nJust hold on we're going home.\ue326 #np


@pawnstars #chumlee is hillarious writing #oldmans sayings down & selling them


maybe someone will come in early #WishfulThinking


Goaltending or a foul. I'll take either.


This bdubs is about to hot the spot. Might just have to get me a nice lil bottle of wine to go with it.


I get to meet Hope Solo on Friday #BlessedByTheBest


Guys need to act like they actually care about their girlfriend.


Hate having lab exams every Wednesday night


Finally all this snow is melting. And oh yeah back to coastal on Saturday \u263a\ud83d\udc4d


My daughter is addicted to Slim jims.    :-)


Can it be tomorrow please.\u263a\ud83d\udc95 #pumped


Jumping in the pool right after a run is a little slice of heaven


I can't screenshot a snapchat if my life depended on it


If they stand by you during the bad times, they deserve to be there during the good times..


I finally figured out why I like to wear scarves it's because I'm gay wow I see the light


Lost power around 6am hope it's back soon ....


@jelloo_shot22 do I have to take a drug test? \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


One of those mornings where if I went back to be id sleep until like 1 lol


this empty bottle of vodka is mocking me


@PhelpsEthan we need to have a talk about the ole JFK...


Just had a life or death experience #SoScary


@YoDaddyRoboyto you should respond to the tweets too :) #HiRobby #FavoriteVineAccount


Dnt see the hype around Breaking Bad but I'm gonna keep watching


@Dr_Zoidberg311 I'll probably be caught up within a week or two. I can't stop watching it. Same thing happened with breaking bad. Lol


@allllieeeee mine too dude & sex is SOOOO much better when you're pregnant.. oh my GAWWWWD! \ud83d\ude29 hahaha.


S/O @EChadwick32 for kicking my ass in pong last night! But  #BBN


That was really hard to say to you<<<<\ud83d\ude15


@kade_mcdonald lol, I'll keep that in mind. \ud83d\ude0a


When @stoller_05, @LaurenBussian and I are together. >>>>> #laughs


@BigPelliott at least we can beat a top 5 team.


Just found out that the @MightyDucksD123 have a twitter #lifemade


@ccunningham09 @Codiee_Marie you will always have that reputation!!!


Florida Georgia line >>>> everything else


forcing the kids I babysit to watch Elf tonight #tistheseason


My grandma is a messier eater than @KSwizz34 at high school lunch \ud83d\ude02


manzi has almost killed me several times today..


@ESPNNFL All the players are afraid to tackle properly now. #toomanyrules


Got to Louisville to ind out it's postponed! Screw you Friday the 13th!!


Take a chance,make a difference in my life \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


@underwhelmist @bajancule when's our cup replay...tomorrow?


Retweet to enter the drawing for a free customized Smack Talker Calls duck call! Entries close at noon tomorrow!


@LisaMarieIFMJP oh heehee yeah I do need to do that. Testing however I do not


@michkeklik @droman424 you have an ass it's there for a reason. He's just taking full advantage of it haha


I don't know if I can go 10 days without seeing Mrs. Bachuwa


Last minute Christmas shopping is always fun \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85 #Loveit


@MichelleDBeadle I only judge people when they use bad grammar on social media.


Happy thanksgiving have a good one y'all


#Easter his resurrection not the worlds Resurrected evil.


@OgleTony whyyyy?! All I said was internet!


@michaelchatman are you putting your beautiful is the woman quotes in a book? I would definitely buy it


@BarbaraTitus haha I'll make sure to post some funny kens tonight :) having an awesome time wish you were still here! Xo


Grilled cheese sandwiches for breakfast. Don't mind if I do. \ud83d\ude0b


Well now it's 14 feet #scary \ud83d\ude33


@mRYzucco meet ya there I'm still in the parking lot


I wish sock gnomes would take the whole damn pile!


Vanilla chai from dunkin' doughnuts \ud83d\udc4c


\OH I LOVE DOWNTON ABBEY.\" I liked  #DowntonPBS  before it was so cool. You're not cool. SO STOP PRETENDING TO BE COOL OR I'LL EAT YOU"


Oh my god, why won't these cramps go away? \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\udd2b


No need to be a BITCH thanks \ud83d\ude18


@nthonypeters @kailiedoe touch\u00e8 any answer kailie


I feel like I like every single picture of @kelseymay_25 and @mockjake22 on Instagram they are just so cute glad to see him happy :)


We work so long to reach our goals but only have so little time to enjoy them #truth


Well I got the dishes washed today. The laundry can wait till tomorrow and the grocery shopping can wait till Kevin gets home. It's nap time


Baylie turns to me and says kk I love you. Will you rub my back ! #knowsWhatShesDoing


@AustinMahone You can fall from the sky, you can fall from the tree, but the best way to fall is in love with me.


I'm obsessed with the song sweet serendipity \ud83d\ude0d


Thank goodness I work with the worlds sweetest people!! Finally bed time.


For the first time what's past is past. <3


@jessicabodack im at applebees. David bracken told the lady trav and I are on his team for name that tune #abouttogetcrazy


It's way too early to be up on a Saturday.


I wake up at 7:30 everyday and I just don't care


@PeteAbe @GordonEdes Doesn't seem like Buchholz has any fire in his eyes. Looks beat up


@jlkisne wow you should write books. For real.


#WhenEricDunnIsPresident @ericvdunn will change the national language to Ebonics


Let's go Red Sox chant from the Bruins Lightning game that is in TAMPA


Saw @GoTurbo today. Seriously an amazing film. @IMS looks beautiful and I got chills a few times in the movie.  It's funny.  BIG FOR INDY!


@JillPfor3 wouldn't trade um for the world. \ud83d\udeab\ud83c\udf0d For the record we are 100% sober. Our friendship just isn't fucked up anymore \ud83d\udc97


You slide into bed while I get druuuuunnnnkkkkk


@hml_xo I have to wait to ask until my mom gets off work!


I hope i'm still alive for sled day pt 2.


Trying to sleep and mom is banging around pots & pans, cat is meowing like hell, sister is blaring the tv...hello i love sleep stahhpp


Finger is throbbing and it's been over 48 hours help


How the Grinch Stole Christmas really does give an accurate picture of the pos office during Christmas #theworst


Soccer mom powwow at Dunkin donuts. #cunts


MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY MILEY


I love when people don't snapchat me back.


I lie here trapped inside my own mind facing so many regrets.


This song makes me throw up in my mouth.


Happy Easter everyone! Food, family and hoping to go mudding in the rhino soon. A good day \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\u2614\ud83d\udc90\ud83d\udc23\ud83d\ude9c


I like u tho ... Ha! Plz don't flatter yaself


sitting in a parking lot with other onlookers as they take down the sterling.


Got my truck up and running. Thanks to everyone who knew about it for offering what ever help you could. Everyone else can kiss it.


Dode it feels like im spinning around... #help \ud83d\ude37


@Joe_Lepinski haha becareful buddy! Panama City + spring break = stuff that can come back with you


Sometimes i wish i could just get what i want.. #selfishme


It's too cold to do anything \ud83d\ude10


@Holod_Daniel @KateSandkamp @CDHNerf compensating for something?


@bobbilynnmorgan @jeremiahgibson7 LMAO he is a D-U-M-B-A-S-S


I feel like I'm the only one who still looks the same since graduation.. #weird


@KaitlynMae2121 homework in GENERAL should be illegal..\ud83d\ude0f


Looking at old Facebook pictures are bad, then you get to the myspace ones


No matter what you say about you and your bfs \love\". Youre still a slut. #foreveraslut"


Be mine? Valentines day a little late ;) #itsok


A grown man should never wear spandex as his outermost layer. Ever. No exceptions.


I hope it feels good enough outside to put the windows down and open up the sunroof again !


Gotta left over banana, 4 hours to checkout, on the 6th floor.... Next person I see \ud83d\ude2c\n#lookoutbelow


God made this whole word round. Maybe it's that way, so the paths we go down, we will cross again someday\ud83d\udc98


Just have 6 more hours left of internship then @laurenkuehl and I are ozarks bound!


What numbers was we to do on that review? ... Anyoneeee?


Christmas ain't even exciting to me no more.


@GilleyAdam you don't share marshmallows I don't share candy


Seriously no motivation to go to work...


@WWE @JohnCena @Ryback22 @USA_Network It's going to really hard to win a ladder match by climbing tables...


@ConnorPoke @awade21 as the current holder of the crown for Mr. MHS I would say it's rigged if it isn't


On our way to the game! The weather is out of this world! Perfect night for a baseball game!!


That Jason Derulo song put me in the mood to kiss a chick


I know girl. But I love you cheer up precious :)


Halfway through my dentist appt, the power goes out. Now I have to go back in two days to finish the second half of it. #justmyluck


My mom is driving me crazy, good thing I'm leaving.


Fingers crossed for a new car tomorrow \ud83d\ude01


@heyheyhaleighh no... I am not drinking tonight. It's a Tuesday for God's sake. What do you think I am!? Just in general.


@Its_brittannyyy It is a pretty rough form to fill out ;)


Am I the only one who holds their keys like a weapon when they're walking home in the dark alone??...#safety first


@tuck_tuck3 WHERE DO THEY SELL THOSE? \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


All I want for Christmas is to be @sarahbelle93 or @MsBrittanybrat or any other preppy you tuber or tweeter \u26c4\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84 thank you


@clmgiudici is adorbs. have 2learn2 spell zendaya cuz she good. when @SeanLowe09 is done I'm done w #DWTS


I feel the need to move away far.  No one will miss me..


Even in my weakest moments you make me strong #godbless


Loling at @spitzy33's snapchats today. \ud83d\ude02 #weirdo


Anyone who asks the question which mascot is more memorable or iconic than Mr. Met is on crack and I have no use for them. #PhanaticFTW


@THEREALHEATHERC Caillou depicts a way of life that only exists in Norman Rockwell paintings.


Saddened to read about Mindy McCready hope she is at peace now.


My days have been so mixed up here lately


The feeling of it being a Friday>>> #ItWasALongWeek


@Jen_uhhh both are the definition of perfection


@A_Foster22 mom drove your car and when she turned your dip spit spilled all over her pants #classic \ud83d\ude02


Glad Flacco finally will get some credit... #ravens


@BecaMaynor missing out on a yummy Progressive Dinner!


Really need to hunt only been a couple days but i already miss it lol #coonhuntinproblems #rain&wind


@DamienMcKenna Yup. I have backups of backups, yet I *still* don't trust my backups.


Someone needs to to come unstuck my carrrrr lol


@ClaraHendrix I did not know we play the same team today...


@alex_seiger didn't make dinner, didn't give me a massage, and forgot to do my homework


@Magnolia5k is there a course map anywhere?


@C_T_Jennings66 Yeah, Ethan and Eli broke him to pieces \ud83d\ude02 @amandaraquel_3


@Enlowwwww76 WHAT MAKES A GOOD FISHERMAN, PEARCE?


@Dome_boi I think you need to take a deep breath and realize sharing is never the problem. The problem is those who can't except the shares.


Thanks LHS for giving me and iPad so my mom can use it more than me


My strength in basketball is my strength #coach #Truth


My sister just told me I look like Katniss-best complement ever given


Everything is annoying me so bad right now .


this three day weekend is doing wonders for my motivation in school


it's okay to be afraid but it will never be the same


Ever since I got the flu mist I have been SO incredibly achey I feel like I got run over!


This storm is gonna be pretty serious I guess.


Yep I'm a loner i guess. Waaa. \ud83d\ude2d


Currently crying at the text shelby just sent me \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@NatSalehi I just gargled some for my strep \ud83d\ude37


How many times are the #Buckeyes gonna give up a td on a throw back


Don't know if I should be excited for @WWE #Raw tonight or if I'll be disappointed at the end


@Mattie_Boh guy had a huge jump, perfect throw he still was safe


You'll be the death of me, but I know I'll die happily


@lindseyalexis21 them ray bands! \ud83d\ude18


Not sure if I should sleep and fail my exams tomorrow  or study all night and still fail my exams...


@hisdruidess that's awesome. They sit around and listen to the same music as U


PASSED MY MATH FINAL. Never have I ever been so happy.


For the rest of the week I won't be parking by my own house. Thanks fall fest.


@jimcramer DG bad buy, overexpans, store every 7 miles. Communities boycotting in high income demos.#58 toohigh


You know your attention span sucks when you can't even drive across town without getting bored.


#5ThingsThatAnnoyMe when people want something and are too afraid, or don't try hard enough to achieve their goal then complain about it.


@ThugNasty22 thanks bro , I haven't talked to you in awhile .


@EmilyMonsenn I cant wait to watch you on the big screen!!


@tay_bad20 at least you didn't keep it eating it


Anyone wanna give me and @ChrystinaHai  a ride tomorrow?! Well pay for your coffee


This skit on snl is the funniest one \ud83d\ude02


@mikewong_5 it seriously makes everything easier!


I miss talking to you... I miss hearing your voice.. I miss your southern accent.. I miss you.


a deer just ran in front of the bus \ud83d\udc9e\ud83d\ude0d


@ohhheyxselene he's got it coming big time. (:


Tine to get the flame thrower out there and wrap this one up #Reds


Everyone's driving the speed limit and it's giving me anxiety


My windows phone doesn't have snap chat but id gladly take all the strange pictures you ppl send to other! #windowsprobs


I guess in the end, all I feel is stupid.


@Hiler78 @RaeAnnaShermer1 @CassidyStream @PiperKnudson @Ravennnicoleee @JordankoteKotek @Aye_its_Vic @CharlesTButler you


and you don't have to believe every word that comes out of your dumb ass \friends\" mouths."


@NathanFillion there's always a spot at our house for the captain!


I feel like all the teens that just signed up to serve our country that go away to boot camp should have someone close to talk too back home


My sister bringing me chipotle to work >>>>>> #winning


@bdunham14 he's probably the nicest basketball player I've ever met


@IanJamesPoulter Will you be playing the WGC event at Dove Mtn?


When people who live for drama complain about it lolololololol


You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.


@shelbey_lytle yes. Just text me and I'll make it happen \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc81


@dwire_elizabeth  I took that;) love u:-) feel better ethan!!!!


@103WKDF @mrBobbyBones @aLukeBryanFan Tell Zbb to Bring it!!


@bridilucia hahaha please. I'm already failing her class I need points


@billyvanore the water is almost up to my tires. so crazy.


Riding your bike down the middle of the road in this fog probably isn't a good idea. #AlmostRoadkill #Duh


#StoryBehindMyScar I was personally victimized by Regina George.


\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude20 still pissed he took my favorite fucking bowl


In love with @anniekallod's family \ud83d\ude0d #adoptme?


@BrittMBerrian oh... Well, this is awkward. Umm, don't worry. Toga's not even that fun anyways.


@shmonks @JeffloCastro @saaraariveraa @brendanoc11 @antcatalina @Matthewdelorenz still confused though


Cannot wait to be reunited with my main bitches @CarlyManderfeld and @BALinscheid after a whole month..


@MtnMD Thanks Dr.Kelly, that's more than I ever hear from bosses at work. I love being a nurse, but find I hate my job sometimes.


Not to sterio-type but i just saw a black girl walk into KFC


@EricWhiteCuse Been waiting for this...another piece of the puzzle. Can't wait for to see the IPF standing.


@chelseaweee last episode of season 3. I'm torn to pieces.


I've missed baseball. Can't wait to go Sunday.


Doesn't it seem like when you're out you only run into the people you don't want to see...