I feel like I gained like 200 lbs after today\n#turkeyprobs


AND I'M SEEING JOHN MAYER MY LIFE IS COMPLETE


Anyone wanna give me a ride to the game tomorrow?


@GeishaGrandeur Psshhh it's overrated lol not even tired lol


@DouchyTomBrady ok deal, but you better take me to super bowl with you, just sayin'


Congrats to @HLundqvist30 and the rest of the #NYR on clinching a playoff spot #BecauseItsTheCup still the best in the world


Love spending my whole weekend working. 3-9 Saturday and Sunday.


Being a bitch really isn't my style, but when I have to be one. I'm damn good.


Christmas music is on and all the Christmas toys are out  at work and I'm REALLY HAPPY \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81


@delaney__huber I miss you poop head :( text me!


@tbryant2013 @millz_21 blow a black dick


@HammerNation19 Wisenhunt, but that hire puts me to sleep. Holding out for Saban.


@Speedyc62 so tough!!!!!!! Nobody mess with Charles!!


I don't even like me. How can I expect you to?


Stretching before bed, instead of studying. #ohwell #cheerlyf


Twin date with my best friend (: ...sorry but I had to.. @HaleyMcRazy


\u201c@JoyceMeyer: Pride is the problem, humility is the answer.\u201d//Truly realizing these days that ALL my sin is rotted in pride & selfishness.


The new Adidas commercial with D-Rose is amazing..


Okay, just kidding, only the first song was good...


'Everyone is trying to get in right now and all you wanna do is prank call people' @b3arhands


I wish I could bring most of my co workers with me when I transfer #KeyWordMost


Like honestly I don't expect flowers and stuff like that because that stuff just doesn't happen in my world ha #confessiontweet


In other news, I hate my car. My steering wheel decided it didn't want to turn anymore. I can't wait for my new car.


why does being tired have to ruin your whole day \ud83d\ude29


@Juliamarie024 I was just tutoring Maddie in that!


They called back .... I guessed who it was SNIP #RC


@WeirDaWhteWomen I have one! But I don't make a lot and my mom makes me put my checks in the bank!


By hannafords I mean Shaws cause I'm that fucking lazy.


The things we take for granted are things that others pray for. #Perspective


@KerbyLewis just run instead. Always run. Haha.


I have the best tub for bubble baths #honestly


@DeltaAssist would have been nice to inform your call center reps with this information. They told me I could access when I upgraded.


@2Shanez yeah it was fire..might a get bottle today


@kpenney14 I drive @danisaur357 to Lawrence almost everyday


I'm not good at basketball I play it for fun, softball is a different story. \u26be\ufe0f\ud83c\udfc0


Headed for the mile high city in 3 days!\u270c\ud83d\uddfb#Seeya


To the student section. Coming from a senior who is supposed to be a leader. That is pretty low leadership and high arrogance #humility


I need to move to California. I belong there okay.


I got my first acceptance letter, kind of cool.


Soo Uhmm, is anyone trying to buy some cookie dough from me? \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf6a I'll bake the cookies if you buy dough..


You can easily look at a person and think there life is amazing when their really killing themselves inside


Nd if u feeling like the SHOE FIT WEAR IT


@eatyourkimchi hi eyk I love girls generation's new song it was totally awesome to me and I loved it  love you guys bye and goodnight!!!


I hope I can pick up a long shift tomorrow night! Having Saturdays off is too weird.


Thats right. Leave my square on my table mom.


Can't sleep <<<< \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16


Can't wait for this senior cruise, even though it's months away \ud83d\ude0d @Kenzieee_Rae @foreverErin96 @ls_wiggins1


Seriously can you stay off phone for like an hour!? Nooooo bc your a dickhead.


@lutebs You'd be more lovable if you were to show up to my room with Kessler & BDubs... #youoweme


Can I just go snowboarding already\ud83c\udfc2


I got stuck driving behind those trucks that sand the rodes on my way to work. I felt so bad for my brother-in-laws truck :(


@nerdochaos There may be some bird brains around but I stopped for a burger at Culver's


never thought after everything you just wouldn't care..


My mom paid $600 for me to sit in a room and tweet, waste of money


in the land of gods and monsters, I was an angel. looking to get fucked hard.


I really hope this isn't the last day of school being cancled. That'd be my luck. \n\Oh hey yeah Melton can I go throw up for a second?\""


the thanksgiving meal tomorrow is the only thing that's keeping me going right now


I cant be wasting my credit on this girl


\ud83d\ude00 \u2b05\ufe0f why is that emoji so creepy?


@chrissyhuber96 either, and for three, good job getting him in trouble last night idiot!


I officially have Christmas lights in my bedroom. In November. Living with @kelliemarie1852 rubs off on ya eventually.. #allaboutthelighting


if anyone wants to come over and drink coffee and watch Netflix and read and lay in my bed all day, the offer's on the table.


Wind 8 mph WSW. Barometer 1022.0 mb, Rising. Temperature 26.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 61%


I'm laughing at the fact that it's not even 6 in the morning and I'm already awake.


It would be nice to have one person. Just one fuckin person.


@BeckCornelia nope I haven't I'm trying not to crash


@TaraRoseFleming Haha, don't worry, I'll forgive the stalking!


Sweet @JamieSwenka witnessed Eisley's first spit-up. Thankful I was holding her. It was EPIC! Also, Thank you for the yummy food :).


Got my fishing license today in Louisiana asked the guy if I needed a squirrel license as well for as much time as I fish trees #truth


Wtttttttttttttttttf? I'm still doing homework and I'm not even halfway done. #KillMeNow. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


I wanted words, but all I heard was nothing


I want to be rich but I'm just not cut out to deal with more school right now. That's why I'm going later in life. Idc if it takes longer


@dano089 it honestly is. I can't stop laughing


Why the hell won't my phone charge properly


I think @twitrlessdeclan, @KennleyWolfe, and I should hangout today. \ud83d\ude01


@ArlenR24 on that note, I think I might play some Halo 4. Played Dead Rising 2. Not a fan of the controls... Cool game though.


Food has cheered me up today that's pretty sad\ud83d\ude02


Cliff may or may not be planning to murder us


Boys want girlfriends who play xbox and wear jordans? it sounds like you need a boyfriend if you ask me.


People who think I get pissed off easily need to spend a day with the guy I work with on Thursdays lol. He takes it to a whole new level


@MadelineeCurry please tell me you even understand that joke


@Cosmo_Beauty @Najra_xo and you felt the need to tweet this why???


@jordandesiree98 so I have a question...


@Megan_kyliene Yayy okayyyy! #itsaplanstan


Wish I felt better so I would feel like getting all beautified.


@MTellerico3 wasn't aware u can read a voicemail.


@jennamazzetti I miss you so much more and I love you to Hunny!


These past 4 months though(: >>>> @akulzer617


@AmazinBlueFan he yells like he got shot in the kneecap


Got a 75 on my biology regents! #thatsafirst


@dipperspike hoping there will be a dipper sighting this Christmas! He has been as stealth as #Sasquatch!


@SandevHandy It's true, even up here in the country there's a half mile radius of internet around the farm.


5 days of racing and were finally on our way home, and as soon as i get home im wrenching. #racemood


Life is so much more fulfilling when it's #49ers season.


I'm so ready for this school year to be over, because that means no more government. \ud83d\ude0a


Could definitely get use to were going home getting played on the radio


Another long fun filled work day.... Really shouldn't have had Wilbur's revenge last night at famous Dave's I'm paying for it today.


@c_schlady we could always go & watch paint dry. #alwaysagoodtime #pureexcitement


@rackedupshawddy bring me fooddddd \ud83d\ude29


@TDSpidey616 there's one where homer comes home an catches them and Glenn shoots them all, yeah?


What a great day! Fishing all afternoon... now some ball practice!


@mallorystapler is probably wondering why i always send her random pictures \ud83d\ude02


Love the way my life is looking, regardless of whose leaving and whose coming in...


I can be surrounded by a sea of people & still feel all alone.


In this life you can't wait for things to happen. You have to go make it happen.


Like all those days and weeks and months i've tried to steal a kiss, and all those sleepless nights and daydreams where i've pictured this


I have 48 pictures on my phone and my sister has 10,192. #wow


Omg season premier of #svu is gonna be amaze balls


I love when my dog gets out of my backyard and I get to chase him down in the rain


Other people just read my mind and say exactly what I'm thinking. Kudos to them I guess.


@Apane57 @27antonio27 @DandreEver @OliviaaConnors @TyriqueHall22 pore pane getting bombed with this


Daryl better not be next or I'll kill someone


I'm done. Stick a fork in me. These kids need to go to bed!


I just found my new favorite song \ud83d\udc4c thanks #Pandora


That moment when you're at work and can't download iOS 7


@kray_kris @bTELLS @JColeNC how do u not love yeezus!!?


You\u2019re so cute you make my zygomaticus muscles contract.


@DjPaulyDArmy if it wasn't for you and vinny jersey shore would have been a dud you guys kept me laughing


who loves me enough to let me come over and watch the world series later tonight? any takers...?


@dariantrammel hahahahahahha. Completely forgot about that one. It's epic. I'm so talented.


I really don't like children all that much.


It's only a big deal if you make it a big deal .


Call me dumb but I don't really understand the concept of #GPOY without the use of a picture... #anybodyelse


NO WAY!!!!!!!!!! Flacco doesn't disappoint


so who wants to pick me up, bring me to the grocery store and bring me back home? I'm way too lazy to drive 3/4 a mile down the road \ud83d\ude01


I'm about that hipster look thooo \ud83d\udc8b #fab


@ThugBitchSona well I guess I have two now. Lol.


Ill miss @MidWest_Mess the most when I delete my twitter she's a true visionary and a spectacular women


@x__________Tyra oh my god your a monster \ud83d\ude31


This has to be the worst new years I have ever had.


@bcolestock mts are way better go with them the ones on my silverado lasted forever


@kirstenwhite_ \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a thank you SO much. That means so much to me! Love you girl! :)


I guess I have to live my life by what others tell me, because it's so wrong for me to be the happiest because of who I want to love.


@loren_pilon love you go eat some pretzels


Caedus hadn't felt the blaster bolt coming. His concentration was slipping.


if people keep bailing im going to go crazy omfg


I feel good when I see something wanelo I have.


My main goal is to get delta there first football state championship ! #deltafootball


@Aleesh18 @MatanFarhi I have those dance moves on video! \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc4d hahaha


This new app is doing a shitty job of giving me notifications.  Savage animals.


The Company Man, who versus whom scene, haha!


Red Wings a strong defensive team?!?!?!  Killed 2 5-3 power plays. 2-0 Wings after 2! #GoWings


no windows ajar.... i have a plush blanket under me and on me. but my feet still manage to be ice? #icant


Picslip coming down after the ravens game


Hey look I'm not dead in a ditch lol \ud83d\udc33 #YOLO


@BaileyHeisler  it's only the middle of April. The snow isn't gonna last much longer


@drewski61 @dtrizzle2350 look at last tweet!


@sarahtraeger you are out without me!? :P


I literally cannot with Jennifer Lawrence's new haircut


If only I had people to text, then I could complain about how iMessage isn't working #LivingTheThugLife


@Jhewitt77 go watch the sandy hook conspiracy video, shit made me a believer


@Cubsmom61 bsu allows 3 absent days & after 9 its autofail but for a teacher to take the grade down a letter grade is straight ridiculous.


I just want to see everybody happy! Is that too much to ask for?!


I don't care what anyone says.  Being out in the rain & cold DOES give you the sniffles. =(


@dom_valenti98  shes in a better place now


Fuck you , fuck you, you're cool, fuck you! I'm out!


ugh my family is making me open gifts now


@Isaac_Ward06 hmm... You win this compliment battle...


@sarasnead as I favorited and retweeted that I have been eating all my candy


If I call you and you don't answer, I expect you to call me back.


Like im pretty sure we were made for eachother hahah


I love school and girls more than school


Give me the truth, even if I don't like it.


@KierstenGoings @Kel_Goings and next weekend?!\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude01


I'm here to be the odds set against me, I wish the worst luck to anyone who bet against me


Got my butt kicked at work last night. Ready for bed. #onehalfday #thenthreedaysoff


If you don't wake up you penis aid small


What to do when your show ends on Netflix?


Why doesn't ABC family play the Bring It On movies in order?!? \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udf80


@kaylynnmccreery how and on the lips? #BoldMove haha


When my dad forgets to wake me up for my onroad and wake up to the sound of my driving instructor honking at me #BestWayToWakeUp


It's chilly outside, I feel like hibernating through winter this year. I'm not ready for it.


I have no idea how the heck I'm gonna get all my stuff to my nanas tomorrow...


@ErinLevonClary  no matter what i ask for a bag full use maybe ten throw away 100 packets of awesome


Second presentation of the day coming up.  Going commando this time-leaving my notes behind.  Why not? If I don\u2019t know this stuff by now\u2026


@mariahcarey765 learn how to spell please.


@animaz_ @gvgrundis nintendo looks very spanish


If @KatieGlagolev drank alcohol I think we'd cause a lot of ruckus


@meganpiercee you need to ask for a rifle for Christmas. Santa will understand. \ud83d\udd2b\ud83c\udf85


@ThtNiggaCal @KaptainKlueless that's right dont get it twisted


@jmznvs Not yet. I keep hoping T-Mobile adds wifi calling to the Z10, thought.


@emnayla @coopiecatt @RyanCaveness  EM WE ALL HAVE TO HANG OUT WHEN I GET BACK


Everything needs to just turn orange already, I'm sick of hot.


Erynn always tells me to go to work for her and that people won't notice they will just think she dyed her hair???? Like wut


The fact that Psycho Sue decides to get my car serviced literally as we are about to leave #wtf #areyoukiddingme


I'd like to take the time to love your body, rub your body, kiss & hug your bodyy


can i be alot tanner, like i'm white. \ue411


Ugg too many notifications I can't keep up!!


I wish I could just go 5 seconds without getting mad at someone. Like come up with your own ideas and be your own person. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude12


Love the people that love you because they feed your love.\n\nLove the people that hate you because they need your love.


Can't wait to catch up with my dude @KStackzBayBee4 next week


I didn't tweet ALL DAY. Wtf is wrong with me?! Do I actually have a life?!


@jordanch34 wait till they see @hkeane181 arm's


Abb leaves me for mid night faps on the laptop


If someone wants to bring me like a brownie or cupcake to school tomorrow I'll love you...


Just applied for the @Indians social suite.


Kamp Omelette is coming together... Save the date. May 31-June 2....more info coming Really soon!!  Thanks!  Are you ready for the Summer?


@Gwinnie_Girl8 revenge is so much better these days.


Is the battery life on the galaxy s3 terrible because i feel like it is


Better see everyone at jack Williams field Wednesday to watch post 2 play against Minot #PackTheJack


@coochhh @J2theLAM the streets need answers


Just saw @BSM_Turner28 last quote n I figured out why there was 2 glasses of water. #thirsty #getit


I wish my problems and pain would just go away.


@jettie_moore you eat your fish?!?!?!? #pets? #gross lol


@Camelback374 @gridley4398 you'll do great! You sang great the whole way up here.


Please let me hit Devin 10 times in the face with a brick.


@Struble69 life's never simple and it's never easy..


I'm the only person that can get lost in Lebanon, IN.


@Tarqosis @PlayStation Yeah, so I've seen. Its sad when several hundred trophies is meaningless.


Paul Ryan is on CNN. He is still an asshole.


People probably think I'm insane right now, it looks like I'm being bipolar with myself on twitter


@BarbRichter1 @stephhedrick She cooks for me when she comes to visit!! That was Subway!! Lol!!


Practice cancelled, and then it stops raining a few minutes after. Story of my week.


@irritatedwoman Not a good sign when you have to read your testimony . or attempt to.


Can't believe Mr. Keller is making us write a 3-5 page paper \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b


@owen_ambrose 's name is Owen chew Ambrose on twitter #lol I remember when I was 12 hehehe


Throwbacks on Reno 911 I see @azizansari \ud83d\ude04


I hate being best friends with a girl like 20xs prettier then me, @tannabaay


I think coffee is beginning to have the same effects as Xanax.


I better go to worlds of fun and a royals game at least once this summer... \ud83d\ude23


Passing out so someone feel free to send me a goodnight text \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4


Guess what guys! Tomorrow's Monday and we don't have to get up for school! #yay #sleepingin


@JREEDOVO you'll be okay, as well as the college kids JReed. Just get off of twitter if its bothering you that much? Lol.\ud83d\ude33


Every time I see that Swamp Hunters commercial where the rednecks fire their guns in the water, I wish for a deadly ricochet.


Hi, I am looking for Molly. I have been searching everywhere and I cannot seem to find Molly. \nMolly. \nMolly. \nMolly. \nMolly.


@marcus_bryson2 I can't get another ticket. Gotta play it safe.


The fact that he has to go work tomorrow<<<<


Maybe we should spend some of that $300+ library fee on some computers that don't decide to shut down in the middle of a test


@A_Burnsy29 @Andy_kohl233 @luby3131 he's so lucky he's wearing sunglasses


They had a broken keyboard, I bought a broken keyboard


So someone already puked in the elevator..sign of a good year? #ithinkso


@DougBabbitt @Eddie_s25 i have no idea what you meant by that


@TriggaTrey_24 @austin_osborne If you were in the VIP I'd be at the Table Next to you with more bottles doe


It's a great day when you wake up before your alarm goes off \ud83d\udc4d


@amd6841 is ur novel out anywhere online or stores?


Another shooting in Colorado... Damn they are worst then Maine


Ugh...I love getting sick just in time for my time off #sarcasm