@AaronEPotter Yep. Was wondering if you had the 2012 faces as a playlist on there. I usually use Spotify for music during the commute.


I shouldn't of eaten... Eating in the morning makes me so anxious \ud83d\ude05


People can't do something themselves, they want to tell you can't do it, you want something, go get it period.


@kayliehays well good. I like a challenge.


I love you and that's all I really know \ud83d\udc95


@CunninghamQuinn I think our fights made us realize how we both really are. fights just gotta happen sometimes. you're fine bro.


143 I HATE YOU SO MUCH YOU HAVE NO FRIENDS DONT EVER CALL ME OR TEXT ME AGAIN.. oh wait you can't text me anymore! Love you fucker \ud83d\ude02


I hope you feel terrible about yourself #devilchild


@MadiRoach hey girl you make me wanna write a song...\ud83c\udfb6 haha but it's ok\ud83d\udc4d


It's confuses me why our friend group is talking shit about each other literally all the time now


Oh thursday..... Where are you!? #SpringBreak


@CyrustheGreat_ is it terrible I'm laughing?


@hoIygrail @islikegod srsly best thing ever


@Brooklyn_payge why aren't you going to prom?


I want. Coffee. And country fried steak.


Who will be the #NHLs Jeremy Lin?  The phenom that sparks interest and hastens people to forget about the lockout?


@TheRealNiaMoore who cares! You're fabulous!


@kaitlyn854 @The_Dopest_513 they are so ugly..


That time I'm the happiest I've been since I was 17. That's really freaking cool. \u270c\ufe0f


You are all washed up and fucking pathetic.


I haven't done anything in GTAV yet except drive horribly and fail evading the police.


My standards have skyrocketed over the last hour.


I don't care about catons wild theories.


\You don't have to tell me Ohio is pretty ghetto. I grew up going to the owners box at Jacobs field.\" Best quote ever"


I love everyone who isn't rude to me or my friends tbh


Carrie underwood told her husband to stop hunting and using guns, if she was my wife id be leaving quicker than a southbound train


One of those nights where I just wanna break down and cry


That awful moment when hope gives up and acceptance sets in. #resigned


@DDeCuffa @Bach_Zrown Dakota you toooo?!?!


To study or not to study that is the question


@Katie_Walter14 and she actually drove in the snow to your house?!?


@DRICH_26 not sure what happened 2nd half yesterday , I hope everything's ok.  Keep your head up !!


Mr.Hatcher:What's wrong with you, do you smoke funny stuff before you go to class? You laughed all period last time I had you in class.- Lol


Just gave a speech on plan b lol #nailedit


The more I try not to care to much it's kinda hard when you're the only person I talk to 24/7


@vahhjanet olive you more baby! \u263a\ufe0f we need to see each other more often!!


Is that booing I hear while lady gaga was performing..?


@natandalex listening to your guys old stuff from Naked Brothers Band and now you're all grown up \ud83d\ude0d


Why can't loiter squad be on every night ?! \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23


The people who are meant to be in your life will always gravitate back towards you, no matter how far they wander.


Check fridge. Nothing. Check pantry. Nothing. Check fridge again, nope still nothing...Every. Single. Day.


my baby toe is growing up @xotorimillmanxo


if you could get in one full sentence while on the phone with my mom, I'll give you 1 million dollars.


It's rare when she actually wants to cuddle, so when she does I definitely enjoy it.


I have literally lived off of Ibuprofen and Sprite this week. #sickproblems


@Patches_68 nicely done with Matt's twitter! But I would of changed his twitter picture as well! #wordtothewise! #JustAThought


@WhitneyLynn27 Cheer up! Better be ready to play tomorrow\ud83d\ude0a


I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \ud83d\ude01


nice avi @ariannaseaver_ \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude18


I just wanna post up with my boys on a beach in Jamaica


@X_Mark_the_Sp0t fair enough , but on a serious note focus on Friday got a big game kid


Lol snap chatting Sara is the highlight of my day every day .. Thank God she has an iPhone again \u261d


@Das_Nubb @ariellezienta I wanna get a table with the tap in it.


@NikWallenda awesome!!!!  Thank God you're safe now!!!!


The East. By no means a perfect film, but even in its flaws I find myself thinking over the implications over and over again


how to people get so tan. I look like a ghost still #pale


I don't know if I wanna depend on more than that


I went through a phase when I did \fun spontaneous things\" and let me tell ya it's not as good as sitting at home watching Netflix"


@nicolee623 you ate all the Nutella, Seth's pissed.................... \ud83d\ude33


@_sugarella we're still getting married bb. You'll be my only wife until the end \ud83d\ude18


Fuck it I'm gonna do something fun today!


If I get one more candy crush I'm gonna hit Tj @TOMandGERALD #needstostop #bored


I'm just really lonely right now. Someone should come over and keep me company


I don't want to goto gym next hour. @Bjbilljohnson and @KaylaaRosee__


@ImHedgi @ameliazing hahaha Charlotte you're the best!


If you take pics in any military uniform & it's not being properly worn, take it the hell off. That's disrespectful! \ud83d\ude21


@taylllorxo why did you have to do this \ud83d\ude22


@bla_8 i like it because Taylor Swift is in it.


Definitely the first time I've seen a bus with Arabic written on the side of it


@xPeytonn23x I know and thank you \u263a\ud83d\ude18


Remember when Alexa said the f word in front of Mr. Koch


Need to book my flight to Florida. And book my hotel for Pittsburgh! #todolist


and maybe we're meant to lose the ones we love, but I'll fight for you till then


I've been sober for two weeks. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udc4c


@Shanrockshake_7 I want one. I would name is lolli pop.


@raccchel13 what the heck did I do..\ud83d\ude14


When a flat tire ruins your first day of hunting #fuckthis


It's going to be such a beautiful day :)))


@JakeLenkie22 makes you wonder where this Mets team has been all year right?


Idk maybe I'll try something cute but I don't have the balls so it'll probably just be annoying & awkward idk fuck


These heated seats in moms car are coming in clutch


My dad, after 3 beers in 10 minutes, just spilled beer all over the table then knocked a whole bag of chips to the floor. Priceless


Like I seriously talk to maybe 6 people in my grade... And I am completely fine with it \ud83d\ude05


I don't ever really even think about being a virgin. I guess at this point I just don't give a fuck....literally


@mlovexx7 They were out of pomegranate D: I almost cried.


#20FactsAbouMyBestFriend whenever we have vent sessions they last foreveeeer


I have the biggest migraine ever. Maybe sleeping through this math class is a good idea... \ud83d\udc4c


Ran two miles without stopping. Pretty proud of myself. Never done that before.


I really can't understand how anyone could like Taylor Swifts music? I'm honestly amazed at all her fans, they must see something I don't.


@SamRobinson7_ @dkaamm @judydoyle I got a good giggle out of it


@5SOS maybe you should stay & just let me join


Jason Segal in freaks and geeks is the cutest thing I've ever seen in my life. Marry me


After 3 AM and I just can't sleep whatsoever.


If you think a subtweet is about you, it probably is hahaha


in #battlefront when a stormtrooper would say \i hear something\" in the middle of a huge battle @_campyy @tylerflockton"


If you're gonna talk shit don't do it right across the fucking classroom where I can hear you. \n\nSay it to my face.


@gabe68496323 so then why are you going to rad


@BrennanNolting @niknak203 @emily_rini I may try to get in a some GoW3..its been awhile since I've played


@NBFDfirefighter I hate you for leaving early bitch :)


I hate when you're in bed and you're either freezing your ass off or melting from the heat. There is no happy medium


We're going to be in class in 10 minutes


I'll never understand why it feels so good when someone plays with my hair\ud83d\ude0c


@IvanaNujic first hour everyday sets up each day for a terrible day #thatclassSUCKS


@jordan_rae07 I'll put a picture up when I can take the bandages off!


@h_kop11 I trust my drunk driving over your sober driving... #awk


@WibiJammin did you go back to Duluth yet..?


@SimplyBelieve_1 well now I am a whole diffrent story! Lol


@lisabernard2 that was the BEST burg of your life #bitch


I have such a bad headache, I could literally just ball my eyes out for hours


@nvisse omg literally ending your life tonight


Wow a car just slid in front of the bus I'm on wtf it's icey!


When it comes to my story on snapchat, you have 2 seconds to impress me or I don't bother watching the rest.


@skyyvum hahahahaha janette and I are dying


@jeepguyTO I love it!! @OutJake @IronChefEmmitt @GayNarcissist @BoarSlayer45


All my BIGS competitors have been on my mind all day! Bet you're making us proud! @Supah_Sarah @JFWroblewskiIII @TheTrewth36 @jfeliciano95


Hello to one and all.  Been out of touch due to dealing with neuropathy in my legs - very painful.  Has anyone experienced this?


Successfully drove myself home from Naperville. I think that calls for a drink. \ud83c\udf7b


Those refs are fucking colts so hard right now.


@crogers77 i can't friggen wait to see you


Give me that weird look again dude and ill throw my orange juice in your face


I have staring contests with Chris' cats and I always win \ud83d\ude3c


my school is so stupid like why worry about who leaves campus for lunch over a bunch of kids smoking right next to the school


This is the worst post tournament exhaustion I've ever had.  This years #GMUPatriotGames HANGIVER had been profound.  #FallingAsleepALot


Going to be an aunt again! Crossing my fingers for a niece :) #excited


What if they just shut the lights out? So caught up in a digital world, what happens now?


Am I the only one who is trying to become fit?


Who wants to tell me why there's an episode of Sesame Street called Leela's Cell Phone Obsession


@dancerbabyy23 oh okay good take @AshleyMarie9820 with you too


Still haven't gotten \The Talk\" yet. @andyskyta you're my brother after all, Are you willing to?"


3 Super Bowl trophies 3 World Series series a stanly cup and a nba championship #dominance


@JF5x  CONCUSSION?  Hope you have a speedy recovery! @Vikings


I can already see someone using my phone that shouldn't and them popping up. Preparing myself for that awkwardness. #NotMomPlz


@dannywood my goodness. They are growing up so fast & getting more gorgeous every day!!!


single bells\nsingle bells\nsingle all the way\noh what fun it is to ride\nnothing because i'm single


Just got my phone back had 15 texts, truly means a lot guys


Holy crap it's suppose to be 19 degrees & snowing on Friday..\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f


I can always count on @Mike_Cataloni love ya


If I fail my exams Friday it will be justified because it's Friday the 13th #validexcuse #superstitious


@davenevel Sweet! I was just over there this afternoon!


On the plus side, no school for me tomorrow. Thank youuuu OSS!


Gun laws will not let  us get a background check, then find the gun we want to purchase, it will be a check for each gun,& cost on each one.


Daylight savings is one of Jazz's favorite times of the year #fact


More shootings in pursuit of the 2nd suspect. Boston is crazy land tonight


When you sit down to watch tv and the remotes across the room<<<<


I don't understand why people tan in tanning beds during the summer when you can just go outside.


@KatPenfold  Thank you very much for answering it meant alot....... THANLS


And I would @ your ass , but you don't have a twitter #leaighmilligan #dumbcumt


forever wearing western clothes #futurebronco \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\udc34\ud83d\udc9b


@maya_banks can't wait to purchase burn!!!


@Hanson_16 @konrad_md I miss you and Michael okay?!


It's almost been 2 years since my little brother passed away #emotionaltweet  RIP


Last hour of the day \ud83d\udc4d #MyFav


@young_boyce not scared just in pain lol


When she told police where the car was an the pulled it out, they found the two little boys holding hands.


Just slept a solid 12 hours and I still feel tired \ud83d\ude2c


@MJKyle2 ignorant judgment call considering he hasn't played in an NBA game yet and its a picture of him guarding him not a big deal


@MyKSR1 both penalties were questionable?


There's a bigger chance of me losing you, then you losing me & that scares me


No need to say shit about me, I don't even associate myself with his name... Or yours.


@that_boy_steve @TheHoonigans no doubt...Florida here we come


Beautiful. Just absolutely perfect. #BreakingBad


I'm going with my grandpa today\ud83d\ude0f #noschool #takeyourkidtowork


@billjohnsonBJM @joshuamanns We can agree with God, but we are not called to judge in any capacity.


I honestly don't remember the last time I went 3 days without working out


I wish you would step back from that ledge my friend


4 additional Ladder Companies over the 6th alarm if I heard that correct


I grip the mic like a killa grips a knife and sticks it twice quick like shivs is in prison life


I'm gonna be a mighty king, so enemies beware. #lionking


@Nicky_Nickster It's a good day to be lazy


I freaking love subway #addict \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf45\ud83c\udf5e


Sitting on the back of a tailgate all night #hashtag


Today is defiantly a day for a Game of Thrones marathon.


Weigh ins on Fuel are different. Its like the UFC and VH1 had a little pop up video-mma baby


Only I would cancel plans just to sit at home and be on my phone all night. #loserstatus


Seeing your friend in Niantic just reminded me of you. And made me sad again. Cool.


What are all these people doing at the REC? You don't even go here


@hoesayflores thats why ur bones are so strong nd ur so buff<3 lol


I need stability in my life and obviously I'm not going to get that from someone who can't even do that for themselves.


yay I work til 530 and I feel like I'm being pummeled in my ovaries. #Dying


I look at my Aunt and literally see myself in 10 years. Everyone that knows my aunt knows that It's not a good thing


Someone come with me to renew my license


Haha and I don't notice things? Better think twice next time


@Brooke_J15 yeah i know you didn't! And ill probably work the last 3 weeks, maybe just the last 2 .


Your blue might be gray, your less might be more Your window to the world might be your own front door.


My day has been absolute chaos, but learning lots! Yay!  I now know how to administer Cisco wireless access points and locate via DNS/DHCP!


Its hard when you have to pick between your parents.


you know what I would love, my room to stay clean for more than 24 hours, but that becomes pretty impossible.


it feels like yesterday...I miss it :( but I am so glad that I get to be with my yellow fellow everyday


@Faylacluke totally know who this is about. Lol


it was a point! everybody makes mistakes. grow up.


I feel like crap \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude37 #sicklife


@MarereLynne I want it!!!!!!! And oh god.


@gabyrose_12 @TwistaB22 @Sahara_D25 giiiiirl I'm still here!!! Working my butt offfff. We decided we're making steaks the first night back!!


Regardless of what time I go to bed I am always waking up before 8. Is this a sign I'm getting old?


SARAH SAW MY LOVE IN PRENTICE. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d can we just meet already. \ud83d\ude33


@ayecaitlin_ no clue someone tweeted that so I was like whaaat!!


@NickVanEck yeah dude, college student councils are well funded. Bigger schools get more too, like western had Kid Cudi come 2 years ago.


@MaddisonMarie_ the answer is always yes. #sundayfunday


I actually like Johnny Manziel except for when they play Bama.


I feel a change in the whether. #notatypo


I cannot wait for this weekend, EST Fest and Cedar Point \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


@rgough004 @miles_teller @sethrogen @kingjames can @Kaepernick7 come?


Let me tell you how much I love my tan team. @_LadyBean @lissa_rescigno


I'm obsessed with criminal minds \ud83d\ude0d


Feeling kind of weird today \ud83d\ude23


Well.... Looks like I have time for a nap before work. \ud83d\ude33


I am very disappointed in Zac Efron #disappointed #stupid


So excited to pass the Philanthropy chair torch to @EmilieBrossoit_ !! I already know you are going to do wonders \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18


@kyliemariee3 hahahah I keep forgetting to ask! I have tomorrow off but I'll ask Tuesday, omg text me


@K_loweee1 okay, as soon as I have details I will let you know. I am DM\u2019ing you my cell #..text me yours


Forever wishing I didn't feel sick all the time.


Shut your pretty mouth and let just go away. Foreverrrrrr


It's a dinner & movie kinda night with Nathan\ud83d\ude0a


@raver_josie I know who this is about. :) Text me.


@RMills51 stop with the running commentary!


@QuincyThaKid @mymainenigga did you guys spar


@Kreuschy21 @tee_sage you're twin apparently...


Watching it rain from my aunts kitchen table out the slammin screen door :) #calming


Just remembered that I still have @murnathierry's cd's in my car... This is gonna be an interesting drive to school...


I'm telling you god has a plan, and it's great. never felt closer to him in my life. #blessed


My mom just told me the itinerary for Christmas activities. No. Just no.


Today is a year. Still missing you.  #teamwilliams


@MattyMoco25 come on over to the west side.  It's our year.  I wouldn't have said that 2 hours ago, but I will now.


@JacobRamey1 And has had the best defense for 2 years now and in the past. What makes him not qualified for the NFL?


@Juan_Matute mine only had capital investments and now need some maintenance. May hit up the transit museum this weekend to get a new pair


Feelin kinda betrayed at the moment by this higher being.


Somewhere Rasheed is just screaming BALL DON\u2019T LIE!


@emilysaunders00 Atleast mine were good subtweets? Haha


The hot fudge exploded on some guy so he looks at me and says \I got hot fudge on my muscles.. Now I guess someone has to lick it off\" #Oh"


I just want to be the man that one day you would be proud to call yours....


HANNAH JUST PANTSED ME IN THE KROGER PARKING LOT


It's been a great day. It's always good to see my parents.


Finally able to sing-a-long to the country music at work. >>>>> #smallvictories


#not tired and #not ready for school tomorrow


@kaiitlynaiello okay sounds good\ud83d\udc4d what's the set schedule?


#MarchMadness...best time of the year \ud83c\udfc0


@MrEliiii damn it! Howd you know? I thought I did it fast enough and replied fast enough no one would notice. How the hell did you??


Goodbye and good riddance Aceves @PeteAbe @PeteAbe: This is interesting. Daniel Bard returning to #RedSox tomorrow.


@Finding_Alyssa @WithoutA_Trace_ Those sound like fighting words :o


@jkidd0404 @Jeshua_Boggs @moore_of_kollin I want to soo bad so I'm a maybe


I need to be best friends with Kiley Jenner.


a hey would've been nice.. actually anything would've been nice tonight..


@ColletteeeA @Travincredible @Big_Red1776 Collette didn't I tell you to stop using that stuff...


#YouGainPointsIf you use cheesy pick up lines, it's cute \u263a


@RECRUITINGUT if the Legacy Class doesn't land a big QB I don't think all hope is lost. 4 QB's on next years roster. Should be fine


When guys talk like gentlemen \ud83d\ude0d


Creepy man caught me adjusting my boob. Awkward.


@patthecoolcatt how about you get back to work


@natalllliiee looks very pretty today <3


@Lainey02 @JuneBelle We need BF to be at BW game. He has to show that face!


Kinda upset i didn't have time to see @AyeitsLabude all break..


The weed brownies got to her \ud83d\ude02


Well you got your reasons, and you got your lies, and you got your manipulations, they cut me down to size


@shelbyybigs @lauren_shermann what do you mean?? Haha


Ain't much out there to have feelings for


\u201c@hailee_platt: I am officially in the athletic training program!!!\u201d I'm so excited for you sista!!!!!! \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83c\udf8a\ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude18


It's not that I believe you, because I don't, it's just that I really don't care.


I don't know how im supposed to read 400 more pages.. \ud83d\ude01 #summerreading


@TPerssss you never texted me back \ud83d\udc94


@AnthonyStransky you would still have that!  Oh well, ill get it sometime. Haha.


gotta go to sleep so I can wake up to his baby blueeess \ud83d\udc4b\ud83d\udc4b


It honestly makes me laugh when people fake being sad and all dramatic to make people feel sorry for them. #yourefine


I think I forgot how to tweet #beenAwhile


@JJLuster I miss the warmth of your... I don't think I should say in public


It's been one year since the shooting at #SandyHook and our nation has still not looked at the issue of mental health.


@JoshDevineDrums this is exactly how I feel


Watching One Tree Hill in my lunch break? #YesPlease


Can it be 7 yet? #PLL \ud83c\udd70\ud83d\udc8b


@tvland \nI love The Golden Girls. \nI'm currently reading Rue McClannahan's autobiography. \nIt's so good so far.


I'm feeling a nice, long drive to somewhere pretty tonight


Heading to the President's Cup but it looks like we will get wet again.  Always rains when I am on a golf course near Columbus


@GrantMickelson you're literally 30 minutes from me...


@ggoodwwood you asked the wrong question we all know what your doing it's just where


RIP @typarker23 you were one of the best guys I ever knew. You will be greatly missed. Love you. \u2764\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


Yay for being two sentences into this research paper. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@oswald719 @RyderFamilyx7 and a railroad bridge you convinced me to cross at a very young age


Saw @AshBonach today at lunch, didn't recognize you until you shouted hey stranger at me! Gorgeous hair!! #jealous


This lift I'm gonna get in today is going to be crazy. #pumped


I'm sorry for messing every thing up. I can't do anything right anymore .


@KatrinaWamsley @HannahSparks3 lol I know I know.


@zaggora  sitting in the middle of a snowstorm & ordering capris for summer bicycling. Optimistic or delusional?


Forgot what it feels like to be on my feet for 8 hrs straight. #damn Massage anyone? #dogsarebarkin


I'm glad everyone had a perfect christmas with their boyfriends \ud83d\ude12


Work for a cause, not for applause; live life to express, not to impress.


@jackiewing2 I wanted to do this so bad but I couldn't remember how we met so I never did it! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Luc_Krasicky @syddodonnell  A WHOLE LOT MORE THAN YOU DO.


Robyn's new whip is badass\ud83d\ude98\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udca5


A drunk jeannie is the best kind of jeannie


@RyanSandry @tkwilliamss tru, taters you tryna hang out with us


@WiendawgPaul Good luck with everything. When you wake up Manti Te'o's girlfriend will be in your bed.  So look forward to that.


Freshman year going by fast \ud83d\ude01


Making plans would be so much easier if I had my license


I cringe going through the main stairwell at Turpin cause I hate people that much. #stoptouchingme #walkbitchwalk


Trying to do the right thing... And I get nothing back...


@mizfox2u you do it well I promise that!


Peek-a-boo\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49 I still hate you\ud83d\ude08


I love my mom for just letting me rant & vent about everything in my life. I'd be so love without her in my life. #loveher


I need AC in my room so I can actually sleep \ud83d\ude29


Oh can you tell I haven't slept very well since the last time that we spoke


yeah if anyone needs me ill be sleeping for the rest of the day\u270c #rainyday #relaxation \u2614\u2601\ud83d\ude34


@DerreckFerris twitter is way better than TV


@SydneyBrookss_ I've been grounded all summer & haven't done shit. I hope you aren't grounded!


@AlyssaJoann09 boo. But it looks fun! I didn't want to put pants on


@Sambamaram I'm pretty sure @aFeinz17 are them last night...


Well let's see, my choices for supper arrrrre...\n\nUh, scrambled eggs and oatmeal. #cool


This fbla speech will be the death of me. #regionalsbaby


@KWCRUSHES @bsandrew11 @GrubeBekah  \ud83d\ude0f


I hate having nothing to do tonight \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude14


Sacrificing your happiness so the ones you care about can be happy isn't always easy but sometimes it just needs to be done


I'm sick of being there every time #for everyone


Can't stand when people when people say ant instead of aunt


Pats are shooting themselves in the foot


Reading as The Big Bang Theory plays in the background. I realize that the cast is largely a Roseann reunion.


Another explosion and shooting #wth has this world come to? No hope for the human race #massachusetts


I seriously want a mini monkey who sits on my shoulder. #DreamingBig \ud83d\udc12


@joshhuffman02 eye eye captain haha \ud83d\ude01


Just annoyed with people. If you don't wan me to have your number don't give it to me. Don't ignore me when I text you.


Tanning time with @AbbieeeKirby \u263a\ufe0f


I hate disappointing people. Its the worst feeling ever.


One more spam message & you're asking to get blocked. \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4a


it's funny how it's the little things in life that mean the most


One week and 1 day left if school. Time flies when your having fun we have had a great year with a few more days to go. I would love to do


It's gonna be a long night #hatethunderstorms


\u201c@FOX19Joe: Dre Kirkpatrick gave INT for TD ball to his son. Says it's the first NFL game his son has been to.\u201d @DreKirkSWAG  who dey


I hope you will realize how much I actually love you someday... \u2764


@TaylorrMcCall @_allamoe a cheese pizza might I add \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude48\ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf55


LeBron should be the only one to get a ring of they win it all. Rest of the team is a joke


@gary_head @KymberCookie trying to message you but can't cause I guess why I was gone today you were bomed sorry so if you want re add me


Nothing like working out after a long day


nobody look at me today I look like asshole.


Was just asking myself what I'm going to do today when I came across the @BreakingBad_AMC marathon. Questions answered \ud83d\udc4d


I'm really sick of people saying what I like is ugly. Fuck you I don't care


Catching half my hair in my car door = \ud83d\udc4e #ouch


I'm just trying to be happy in this sad ass world!


3 scary movies in a row ending with Sinister. Ok I'm done now.


Finished the Muddy Moose one hour ago! :)


@ewiley and yet it has the opposite effect


@maegan_bene go to the mall and get a massage at one of those kiosk!


@LexxxxiFarrias I'm just gonna @ you so I can tell you you're cute.


Also I passed out on the floor for a couple hours who knows how that happened.


@alyssaforar yes 100% it wouldn't be pleasant


Why can't I sleep? Stupid midnights have me all messed up \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude0a


Kelly Clarkson just came out to sing with Jason Aldean. #ijustdied


@cbarker8 easy. It was a joke. I didn't know side swiping a car was a secret. Chill dawg.


Conference for the next two days>>>> #cantwait


Up early to play video games; & staying up late to do homework. #StoryOfMyLife. ;] @Justin_Storer88


2 pieces of dominos for a hungover breakfast #hellya \ud83d\udc4c


Ever want something you know for a fact is bad for you.


People who don't even know you or your story will judge you over every move you make. Why?!


My family needs to stop shutting the lights off while im in the shower #yourenotfunny


Wish we could do it over damn it baby damn it


Second night in a row I dreamt about a zombie apocalypse...must be subconsciously preparing for The Walking Dead tonight


Feel like going to get a bag of loud n facing while riding down 75 ...


Traveling to and from Penn State you meet a lot of weird people from the middle of nowhere Pennsylvania.


The first waiting room vomit of the night. Makes you nostalgic.


Gonna wear mommoms snoopy sweater \ud83d\ude0b


My mothers bedtime stories are literally the best #loveyoumommy


Nothing but syphilis and regret floating around that room. #lhhatl


@derrrak $5 buffalo chicken sub for September. #subway #fivedollarfootlong


I want everyone to know that Parker Loflin does not care!


He says I'm a good kisser and I have the best taste in music. It doesn't get much better than that #compliments


Currently at ISU, it is fair and it is 47F. Tomorrow there will be am thundershowers with a high of 71F and a low of 49F.


idk why my dog always digs her head under my body when she sleeps


My eyelashes keep getting stuck together when I blink. #strugglebus


Live tweeting the train ride...we're picking up speed finally. My view: snow snow and more snow. The train whistle is blowing #amtrakfun


i wish people would call me ellie or lizzie or anything instead of beth.. #ihatebeth #HATEIT


I miss @JustinaWallin \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14


I'm just gonna sleep until 1 tomorrow. \ud83d\ude0d


Digging my new perfume...makes me smile to catch a whiff of its goodness...:-)


I always look through Chads Instagram feed and like everyone's pictures lol


@lexijoybrown there should be a picture of goatse attached to this


Got to watch the #Mountaineers kick butt today! \ud83d\udc4d#WVU


@TweetLikeAGirI ummm you stole that from @SucksToSucks


The whole point of being a teacher, is actually teaching us things.... #Duh


@ChristinaaaGood yeah you don't have enough Y's in there.


What would we do without our student section!? \ud83c\udfc0


@hayyitsnikkix3 Haha it was in the bag Alyson gave me


They know better not to say anything about baseball! #JacketsOnTop


@Tjurko21 @katiee_simonn yes you are... We need to go swimming somewhere and invite that freshman


Loner in the mall \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude23


I think it's funny that you think you know so much about cars when in reality you don't know shit\ud83d\ude02


Folk style nationals should be 1st weekend in march, not April! We need to promote more freestyle wrestling in Iowa!!!!


@c_denick4 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 to great


going back to bed \ud83d\ude15 #hate #everything


@a_nastyyyyy hope your having a blast doll \ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0a


@vboww @sydney_bowen does that mean the Bowens are gonna be in KS soon?! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude2c


How is it that I am the broke bitch of the family and am the only one with cash to get through the toll roads?


Great night. :) now time to pass out. 6am will be here soon.


@Kara35Marie lol I'm going to Nashville this summer.... It's decided


Closing out the library on a Friday night w/ @megherr4 #alltimelow


Water damage to a laptop... Someone help me! Idk what to do :(


@alli_disanto I mascot should never reveal there head!


i don't know why but you piss me off so much now. bye bye \ud83d\udc4b


@jbuttenmiller @cuzimak @keeenbean through the storms of days after


@MattRipple found you wallet in my trunk. What were you doing in there?!?


I guess I'll stay up and watch 21 Jump Street for the 9363836294 time!


@rachelrieger lolol what that was supposed to say people


I hate maintenance when it comes to a car..


Sleeping until 10 seriously felt amazing


It's already 5:30 and I can still see the sun:) summer here I come!


I am living the college graduate's dream. On the verge of happy tears.


If its not exciting, your just not trying hard enough


Figured out girls they like to argue so the makeup sex is better @ayErhY


@MarkMcMillian29 while the rest of the team held medical clinics


I want a cummins soooo bad\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude1f


Girls say things to guys to get their ATTENTION


Someone invite me somewhere this weekend. PLEASEE \ud83d\ude01


Sorry about the FourSquare tweets.  I'll shut that shit off.


The only reason I run the Turkey Trot is so I can eat twice as much food.


Crazy is not a fighting technique. It is a lifestyle that most cannot get out of. Suicide is always an option. Constant screaming thoughts


I always get in trouble for eating cereal late at night but last time was waay worse :[


There's a reason why minors can't drink.


@ChelseaMiller32 idk whenever I'm at my house it always says I'm in Ohio! I would never be in that horrible state!


I didn't know single still meant my ex can control my life lol


I just want someone, anyone, to snapchat me back.


People are people and sometimes we change our minds.


i just can't prepare myself for life today. #promaftermath


I'm so sad awkward is over until next fall\ud83d\ude29


I would just like to take this time to state how much I like Pope Francis. That is all.


@LAS2014 @fitchet_5 I think I got mine done in eighth grade. It's just weird that all of a sudden everyone got their's done!


@GrizzlyHamleg if things don't work out you'll be the first to know ;)


I was feeling sad, can't help looking back, highways flew by... Run run run away


@Nelson_Jayce1 I found so many on my iPod omg aw I miss you


@Rach_Shoemaker The Stand - Stephen King it's scary


My mom told me this morning that she's thankful I finally shaved my legs. #Lol


I wish my middle name was may... Meggie May sounds better than Meggie Elaine, c'mon on mom! What were you thinking?!


I'm getting subtweeted so much and I didn't even know.....


With that being said I DO NOT feel like going to group for two and half hours. Shittttt \ud83d\ude14


@MarkLazerus I guess you could say Saad is an adult?


I would give anything to go home right now.


@xJerryHigh IS THIS CORNER CALLED THE REALITY CORNER, PERHAPS?


@JessicaIrisB I did too, actually. Alright, we shall talk


#askfreddy what do you put in your hair\ud83d\ude02 @freddybender


I miss my car!\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Big shout out to @CarlyFred for being the world's best roomie #youdabest \ud83d\ude01


@PeaceLuvandSoOn He IS proof of a hot ginger boy... So at least there's hope!!


@adamraymond80 @reverenddrfresh It was only funny the first 40 mins then it's the same jokes


ik i have alot of homework. problem is , i left my assignment book at school so idek exactly what my assignments are #cool \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udd2b


so who wants to lay in bed with me all day and watch movies?


Did you know that the chemical oxytocin, which is released when you cuddle, can actually help heal physical wounds! #YourWelcome


Thank you @LauraOllila for making me breakfast and spending the afternoon with me.\ud83d\ude18


Kayla had a rough time at Exxon;) @kaybee0014 @kingquinn21


The sound of thunder and rain instead of snow! #YESPLEASE


@BallGazerr69 I will be over when Sam gets off work. Like around 5.


@more_know_ maybe it's not from the aromas who knows :-)


@davidplotz Maybe that's just because that's the way most Chat conversations go...


all i ever wanted was to be happy. not perfect, just happy.


Still hasn't hit me that I'm graduating this year... It's coming so fast.


@DBarbush after I throw some dubs on it and add a striper lounge on the back of it


I love gay people! More guys need to be gay so I can like you!


All I do all night is eat and watch vines...


MOM. I DON'T NEED YOUR FUCKING APPROVAL FOR MY PROFILE PICTURES YOU DUMBASS.


Trying to be just friends with someone you like sucks \ue421


Paint fight anyone? \ud83d\ude0f @braedipaolo @Macen_D @madtobolicious @laurenpaigee4 @matt_saluga \ud83c\udfa8\ud83c\udf89


@ClintBowyer should Indianapolis Motor Speedway go under lights?


@SierraReinhard iv got jerky to go with those shows! ;)


This new Doctor Who is freaking me out.  First Daleks can fly and now Cybermen are fast?! What's next the Face Of Boe has legs?!


caffeine addiction is spiraling out of control.


Does anybody wanna bring me mcdonalds in the morning since we have a 2 hr delay #wouldbenice  #lol


so obsessed with my new undies from VS \ud83d\ude0d


@UpplegerH I was jamming to country\ud83d\udc4d


Love my girlfriend \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18 @_weatherwomen


Drivin through WV.. The butthole of America


@AshleyMichele07 no I'm not \ud83d\ude22


AWH THIS IS THE ONE WHEN SNOOKI MET GIONNI\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4d


shoutout to my hall for having the cops come twice in one night


Note to self, do not use thin plastic cups in the keurig machine, they will melt and you will burn yourself #mondayproblems


today in English class a kid got really pissed at me for saying that people who write long papers are usually just stuck up their own asses


@WendyEJohnson I think will come to power bye a little of both persuasion and power bye his works plus his do called peace talks


@DAFRANCHIZESWAG @tifffhensley @b33mh @kouryyj I actually expect to be there as your hidden photographer. Just saying.


I'm living in a mansion now that I kicked kids out #studio2


@patarini1230 i know, but i think the song is almost over \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


Like I ALWAYS feel bad for doing things, even when those things are more than necessary. I used to have a back bone, but now I don't.


@MusicLoverCara whAT!?!????? Howwwww here just DM me


@lorrainetantau  \nIt really is. \nIt's a very beautiful dress.


@Tannerc332 bitch ass pussy, call me when your outta work


@_TazziBabbii @BuddhaRachie just let me have this!


I fell on the floor and cried when my mom said I had to do math #endoftheworld


Looking back on what the Sabres did/didn't do with Darcy is pretty depressing


Taking puppies in for neutering!! Poor fellas....but it's got to be done!


I hope I make a lot of money todayyyy \ud83d\udcb0 #tipsgalore


@AnthonyDaapacch no hahah we went to the king of Prussia \ud83d\ude02


@cturley2891 I love sleep too! I have slept in the last 4 days!! I'm on vacation! I've been in the pool everyday too!


everytime my mom cooks something i don't like.. i end up having spaghetti for dinner\ud83d\ude36


to prominence in the Senate. Now the Chancellor radiated power - and arrogance.


So sick of this wind. It is raping the jetta all over the interstate.


Wine tasting and bowl smoking to Rochester.


Exactly why I don't trust people. Always a fucking game.


I love going down stairs and seeing all the presents \ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf84


The emotions in that conversation just shifted so quickly


I don't know if ill make it.. But watch how good ill fake it\ud83d\ude0f


@ALaurienzo he is so good man, sick play


@ericpelfrey1 where's my money, I know I won


Why would you want Woodhead to play over Vareen if there is a question about his hand? @Toucherandrich


\That's the thing about pain, it demands to be felt\""


@CAings15 bum ass. Lol  when you going home


By the end of summer my goal is to be stronger than coach Foote. #makeit #workhard


My 13 year old brother just drove me home #fuckyes #winning


I just really can't wait to be at the camp all weekend! Soaking up the sun, chillin with my best friends & sitting by the fire \u263a\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc9b


@gucciluvsdew oh yes! Just tell me when and where!


That moment when you realize you have to work today \ud83d\ude14


The fact that 48 Hours is now showing Birmingham kinda scares me honestly.


@erinnchristinaa makes sense but when it's just like a normal tweet?


Tomorrow night should be interesting!!\ud83c\udf78\ud83c\udf79


my mum said she's giving me bubble wrap to take to nicola's


Someone should def come over. Idc who. Just someone.


Anthony just said menstrual instead of mental...idiot


I wish after Christmas is just instantly turned into summer.


Running after a long day of school felt a little too good \ud83d\ude0c


God, @diego11avila is a genius \ud83d\ude0d


All the mind games, nevermind cause they all lose.


Thoughts and prayers go out to Deshawn's family, friends, and DCB teammates and brothers. I am so thankful for my memories with him. R.I.P


@Boone_Humphrey yeah I'm a puss cause I want to be with my girlfriend. What hand are you using tonight?


And I went to go take a shower and I had to sit the whole time because my body was too weak


Well Miami closed this one out well. Beasley is improving like crazy


The Internet... People... My life... Still don't understand any of it


Of course I'm completely exhausted until the second I lay down in bed


Not seeing your smile stings more than a giant Chinese hornet.


Driving back from Disney Land then Hockey! Woooooottttt


I was going to get ready and try to go to school, but I stood up and almost passed out. Yup that's a no go.


Harry has such crystal green orbs @harry_styles #beautiful


Why are you revving up your car? You are aware you look like a fucking tool right lol


To bad George Clooney doesn't make movies like from dusk til dawn anymore #classic


@troybrintnall1 you're ignorant to think you have the right to point finger and not take what were asking for.


@JesseAdametz I've been using it recently.


Such a great day today, get out there and go train!...


Bahahahahahah what am I doing with my life


@SoDakDoogie Makes sense...They kill TweetDeck knowing that a very small percentage will have to go to the website to update. Web hits = $$.


@k_pate8 thanks! Love you too! Can't wait to see you tonight!


Skipping the first Saranac and I'm completely okay with it.


@elkhair, your boy @AminESPN is KILLING it with the FA analysis. Homeboy knows the game. #jealous


I have the feeling that this weekend is going to be crazy. National Championship celebration and formal? EMBRACE YOURSELVES.


Seems like every night you come across my mind


I just wanted to talk to Clay, but he fell asleep \ud83d\ude29


We are never getting back together remix by @NiykeeHeaton \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\ude0d


I miss watching reaves drop hard right hooks every game #babycomeback


But, no. Nice guys I would dream to be with don't ever think of me in that way. I always get the ass holes.


Merry Christmas, Happy Holidays by ncync is my favorite \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfb6


I'm already so checked out of school for the week...


@annefranklin @derigansilver @SkylineU11G game was a loss, girls great in 1st half! Careful on the pass CSP out in force! $435 in tix so far


@TylaDifeo I don't smoke nearly as much as I used to for that reason. I can't afford it. I smoke only a bowl now and I get really stoned.


@MikeBenjamin411 Santa doesn\u2019t like me anymore than you do. I will just see if I can torrent it.


@lincolnlarose hahaha bro shut up they would be pissed if you didn't show. And I asked stover and he never responded


Don't think I've ever felt so bad in my whole life..


don't let anyone hold you back\ud83d\udc4c


I literally feel like my whole life is a Taylor swift song


I have one exam left at 330 today and even if I fail it I will still pass the class


I love that zach and I make breakfast together every morning. French toast and bacon this morning \ud83c\udf74\ud83d\ude04


@Harrison_NFL @Patricia_Traina @SudsySudell they were not forced they were given


I tried last night, and woke up with nothing. what to do now..


@s_brown14 \ud83d\ude11 I changed my mind I'm okay without you


I hope you still don't hate me it was only meant to be a joke \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude13


When I do my Friends makeup or hair their boyfriends love it\u2728 I'm a miracle worker


@SaniyaAblatt @MorgenCollins you've got a lot of time on your hands haha


@lakenthurston so this guy at the doctor told me blue eyes were the sign of the devil\ud83d\ude15


@Megan95Marie I think I can I just have to work out some stuff first and I may be a bit late if I go


Well summer it's been real. But it's football time.


Well, Coors Banquet ain't our brand, but we'll drink one every now and then, in his honor. @eric_swofford


Honestly, nothing tops an iced coffee after a great run #runninglife @juststevetaylor @justsamuelpaul


@mikeyt4prez hey bro hope all is well with you over there


I weigh two more pounds than chase \ud83d\ude05


@drewchristinef I think you're cool AF and going places in life, no hard feelings I just think you give people the benefit of the doubt when


@mynamesMarissaa I'm sad your not either :(


You know what goes well with dark beer? \ud83d\ude09 more dark beer.


I'm sorry but thats just to far. I lost a lot of respect for you bc of that.


@ErinE9 Finally joined team iPhone. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude2d


Wanting to talk to someone but not wanting to be annoying :-(


@Tha_Amazonian and be breathing all extra hard


Wow..that call was pretty questionable..I'll leave it at that


Ok...don't ask me where I have been cause we all know I live in a box. But Macklemore is white?


@DVANO80 @Beemer5024 what the hell are you talking about


@emgerrr I had a dream that I found your socks last nigh.. #awkk


There is no way. Did that really just happen?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0a


Yeah, I think Netflix will be my only friend today \ud83d\ude02\u2764


When ya ready come and get it \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc6f @hannjc10


I'll take the ride, Vestara replied. But I'm not sure my own kind will have me. I've killed too #many of them.


Johnny Football being investigated for making $$ off of his autographs?? Wow. Because he needs the cash, right? #somepeopleskids


@JGardenofEden lol they are busy. They are never busy for callers.. This is odd. Haha


Way to go Huskers! Almeida! 6'11  314 lbs. #Miles #SeniorNight


#honesthour I don't exactly have a lot of friends, but I'm okay with that


Do I really have to leave for work in 25 minutes?


@megannnraex3 no prob lol :p #isendmyapologies


Think about how your decisions effect others


And send me nice texts which me me feel better


@bigfranky75 @johnhcasey Leads the lead in sacks. Came up huge today. Great win. I would have been so bummed if we lost and were down 3 game


I think I am 3/4 asleep yet still having full on conversations with people


It is UNREAL cold outside. No. No. NO. I can't handle this.


Bye twitter after dark, see ya when I wake in the afternoon


@katehutch_ were going to the gym in an hour than after that we can gooooo


I'm actually just kind of sad about my life in general


@dylanwebb24 I guess Winston could remain the front runner I don't know who else it could be


give me john mayer tickets and i will love you forever


Everyone knows that when I have a lunchable my moms out of town


Don't complain that you're in the friend zone when you keep me waiting for 2 hours to hang out.


Mr Putin I have more flexibility after the election... Obama says... Well it's all becoming more clear now isn't it America..


20 hours in two days, over time here I come. #lovemyjob


I just want a Long Island Tea right now.


this weather is way to depressing #goaway


@rpeckk confessional is worse! \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude07


I'm watching the devil inside with five cats. If that doesn't have single written all over it I don't know what does.


My English essay was awful I didn't even get to finish it


Said you were taking a shower two hours  ago. Haven't talked to me since..


Now why would the Vikings wanna trade Percy Harvin


I don't mind rain and clouds \u263a\u2601\u2614


why is everyone in the financial aid office always so grumpy? You're supposed to be nice to me, I'm poor.


I seriously love Macklemore. Like really. #SoHawt \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


So Good Morning!!! To Everyone, have a great day!


@TyPelfrey @ohhhdanielle that sounded like a challenge. \ud83d\ude33


@ClaireKnudsen Your going to love Tallahassee!! #go Noles


Actually I like all the guys in it but not the girls #PreviousTweet


Why are us girls so emotional... Or is it just me? Shittt


Becca and I are both so scared of being pushed on the rope swing HAHA \DONT TOUCH ME\""


This class was the biggest waste of my time and money ever...


@gomez_m9 snapchats are probably some of the funniest out there.


@MisogynySucks fucking exactly \ud83d\udc4d


@PezDOY An interesting read in retrospect, I\u2019d think. Any chance you\u2019ll post it?


So happy I was able to see my best friend tonight! I hate distance. \ud83d\udc4e


@mallaryhope @Jules5780 awesome F(r)an...\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude00


@theTPatty  how much better is the second one?


@TSully26 me and @B_Daly21 are working out the details


@sophietemplin if that's the tall blonde hot guy \ud83d\ude09


Letang passes up a wide open shooting lane to throw one at the net thru traffic instead....


@scarmen28 @sithlet @smk667 Agreed! @fire_wally and I have a share with them. Lots of variety and funny new vegetables to try.


Everyone is standing under the walkway in denial


@MaciBookoutMTV all of my boys got the biggest thrill out of peeing in a cup :)


I love knowing I can look like complete shit around you and it doesn't matter.


Wish I could teach my daughter to be a Bitch!! But not gonna happen!! Cause she isn't and Never will be!! :)) not a bad thing


@Cofe6370 @Jungle_TLC_21 @JAMESTHEGREAT30 @BillCunninghamS You, me, and everyone else! LOL!


God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\n\n@ChristineCaine


@ayykierboo wahh I know! I'll tape a picture of you on a raft and talk to it \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04


Um is it weird that I've made ship names for me & my friends nope bc some of'em are too dumb to even realize what it means LOVE MAH BITCHES


@CashCache I don't like Kane without a mask.


@MattArmstrong66 @zachgibson3 no because you'd rather hang out with other girls than me and @ZachGibson3


@Natalie_AnnF7 miss you sooooo much \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude25


.... I have work tonight... But i have pink eye... Am I supposed to call in?


I knew there would be a flood of tweets after that.


There's distance and there's silence, your words have never left me. Their the prayer that I say everyday \ud83c\udfb6


I hate Michigan, but damn they played a hell of a game!


@Sim427 @LadySandersfarm @JUDIANNA We the people all stand strong.


Having a house smelling like Pumpkin Pie >\nHappy Thanksgiving Everyone!


I fell asleep at 8pm last night cuddling with a slice of cheesecake #mylife


my whole face is going to be bruised from beads and ping bong balls


@ericajade101 @kRc02136 yeah...WTF up with that? LOL


Bama not really havin that good of a game


Between the creaking floor and the amount of people who know our lock codes, I'd say I'm slightly terrified to sleep right now #HomeAlone \ud83d\ude01


Some people can't open up their mind to notice when they are wrong.


@dytrav I need a strong drink that will knock me out.


@BenAffleck as Batman, Not watching. @justinbieber as Robin, Definitely not Watching. #WorstCastEver


Victorino is so bad at the plate he makes Drew look good.  #RedSoxTalk


Great car ride with the Hatfield family! @AustinHat21 & @khat2121


I do not see how my nh plates make it so I can't park at school... #makesnosense #okaynk


Sooooo sleepy....please kick in NyQuil!!


Crosby is calm.... What the hell is going on


Mom told me new route to get home #confused don't change my normal #stupidconstruction


@SavannahJooooo where in the world did you go?


my names tiger cat like a cat and a tiger you know


\Hi five, wall\" all Katie. My favorite moment of the night."


I spent more time getting my dog a Christmas present than I did on my brothers #sorrynotsorry


Far too awake for this time of night when I have work


So beyond done with you. Moving on for good this time.


@Jeterlover so I rewatched the tko video. Yeah he dies. Sorry to have misled you lol.


I'm pretty sure my first amendment is freedom of speech..


@loranoworatzky I just now got it caise my phone was dead! So glad i got to see youu! #gonamissyou


@_bethanyxoxo will it come out if I just pull it out? Lmao.


@juliapoo I feel like if you and I combined our \ crazy ex gf\" skills we could work for the CIA lol"


@CiaraJo_07 hahaha omg. I think I got to the point where I just physically couldn't function or form words #blackout


Wish I was at home enjoying the nice weather!


@redsesame Can I join in on the margaritas? @beccanalia @sarahnemerson @hejhejnatalya


Favvvv mixed people ever \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc4c @HoodDominique @BigSwagBear05


After last night, I know who my true friends are. #Thankful


@MichelleDBeadle Like on Captain Planet?


These cramps though <<< \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d


Already wanting another tattoo #addicted #ihaveaproblem


That moment when someone actually retweets your tweet. \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc33\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf6a


@babygurl_2015 @ChasinMillions I could hear that shit lol


Got my ray bans on and I'm feeling hella cool tonight \ud83d\ude0e\ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc8b


someone teach me how to be good at something


So thankful for @JenWelk and @sammyreitaa for being concerned and giving me positive thoughts all morning!


All these people telling me they care about me, they luuuvvv me but in person it's like i ain't shit.


You never need to carry more than you can hold.


Life is not measured by the number of breathes we take but by the moments that take your breathe away \u2764\n\n#makeeverymomentcount


Like I needed all those deep fried foods from dairy crest just now \ud83d\ude14 #ashamed #fatgirltweet


@GymKaitie @lnsaneTweets @ajtrelz16 no doubt. Mines all three.


Life's disappointments are God's way of saying, \I've got something better for you.\""


@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard.


I haven't left from out under my blankets all day \u2744\ufe0f


Brennan Clay is going to get 1000 yards by the end of his career. I know it.


I just wanted you there no matter what .


If you don't keep your feet, there's no knowing where you'll be swept off to. #LoR


Cinematography was pretty tough, but there was no doubt #LifeOfPi would win special effects.


the hockey players in my 8 am are single handedly be the dumbest assholes I've ever met, but the Canadian accents make up for it


@toreyn5809 I almost fell in the exact same spot #poorkid #ifeelhispain


@MainStage_Chris finally released me from the shackles :)


WOW! Haven't had that much watching Kansas since we've played them. Hell of a game.


@AndyHacker_15 \ud83d\ude2d\u263a thanks bud you are too!


Ted Graham on marriage. \It is not just about loving each other. It's about liking each other. That fondness holds you together.\" mos def"


So happy the movie trailer for The Host used imagine dragons radioactive for the theme song <3 perfect match & amazing song


Nana is going on a rant \ud83d\ude02 I'm crying


If you don't know what a D ring is you probably shouldn't be working at rule king #annoyed


Callie just said Arizona died?!!?!?! #wtf


i get to meet @dustinlynch again \ud83d\ude18


I don't recall you sticking up for me \ud83d\ude0c


@hellokittybri21 id rather be somewhere warm


I'm mooooovin on & it feels so amazinggg


Everybody everybody... by Black Box... always will be one of my favorite songs


@LexiHeumiller ..... Maybe you should prepare ;)


Really hope you pull through this grandma


@sarahbarger_ yeah that's fine we meet at 8 on Sunday nights


@MendyAitken @jp11peyton don't worry we will definitely come back. Florida is in a few weeks!


@wackjilson @Mkoziol32 don't talk shit when you're in my school


@Higgens_16. Thank you lindsay ur my friend to


If they had a government shut down and no one gave a shit, would it matter?


I feel bad for Oregon fans. Chip Kelly is gonna coach in the NFL


@xoxo_vee_ well I'm in clarksburg, so close enough!


@eastpat15 Dumb? You've done this to 2 girls. Not one but 2. Not my fault you look like an ass. Lololol


1 Peter 5:7 should just be a bright neon sign in every building on campus.


A bunny? Do I look like a soft little furry bitch to you?


So excited @alexpezzella is coming to visit\ud83d\ude0d


I get creeped out by the dumbest things \ud83d\ude33


I'm so bored I wish it was time to go out right now


I think I'm going to punch someone not even kidding


Last night was so much fun. Now, recovery day.


@trenz03 @sdsteffen you underestimate the strength of a couple vets!!


Just as long as you get along with me I didn't care if you're black, white, green, pink, blue or any other color.


@hairchopper13 yes mam. I love it. Where do u live??


@LSThrasher04 @ebravesluvr YES! This from the same team that signed Pacman Jones, though. Moral character is not a priority in Dallas.


#ThingsImAddictedTo cheer cheer cheeeerrrr


So I had a dream that I was in a singing competition that took place at bww.....totally normal right


I feel like I haven't talked to @briankeller_25 in forever


not fitting that wayne rooney doesn't go out with SAF


Every time I see a charge called it ticks me off.#cyclonefanproblems


Can't wait for tonight's @NHLFlyers game! We are going to spank the Capitals once and for all.


I wish it was Friday. I get to babysit Kinlee all weekend \ud83d\ude00 #sleepover


How do you go so hard every night? Like seriously, you are the coolest.


@Herm_29 school lol but I don't have school for the rest of the week so I catch up!


@LexiMarie44 and you guys are the one dragging this on. Not me.  So good job. #dontactlikeyoucarewhenyoudont


@FlameLibra6 @taylorquincel OMG HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA


@laurentarallo I actually really thought we were dying...


#ThoughtsInTheHallway WALK FASTER   Or get out of my way


At the end of the day, there's three people I'd call my best friend.


What would Caleb be doing in a lesbian bar?


That's my boy is funny as fuck!!!!! hahaha


Two more days and then I'll be laying in bed..all day \ud83d\ude0d


@Reelrock4 i think i might be going to jvs


I'm haplier than a witch in a broom factory


@Andrew_Reiner Gatorade punch and tactical knife stance FTW


Who wants to room w me at sdsu next year \ud83d\ude0f


@bisante in hometown St. Louis it's soda. Here in KC it's pop. Can't bring myself to call it pop w/out Giggling. Still sounds weird. \ud83d\ude03


Why am I watching Alvin and the chipmunks


If you don't see a ring, you do your think!!!!


Man I sure learn a lot of things from music


Literally going to miss like one person when I leave for the Cape\ud83d\ude14


Can't wait for alumni games. #GoLeafsGo great memories for sure


I bet more then half my weight comes from my hair and my boobs...


I'm so in love with it, I can't stop looking at it. It means so much to me and so much to the people I got it for. \ud83d\udc9c


Well this has been an interesting night #not


What's everyone's obsession with calling me princess?? I'm not that big of a diva, or am I? \ud83d\ude33...\ud83d\udc78


There's no happier moment then watching your soldier come off that plane safe and sound and just in time for thanksgiving!


@HeyGuysItsAllie fine. I won't come over then. #rude


Looking at prom pictures are my favorite.


Everyone is literally in a bad mood, and mad about everything


It doesn't matter if I did anything wrong or not, I'll apologize because I want things to be okay.


This migraine will be the death of me. \n#goawayalready


@KLeBB2 @SamHKirby I sent you a trade Caleb


@nschro @ShipmanKayla @leighcc19 sometimes all I can do is lol at my life and my situations


@kristenpomp it's funny as hell and they are crazy lmao


I've been taking a shit for the past half hour


I mean honestly the amount of shit Kyle said about you when we were dating is unbelievable.


Cape is literally just getting shit on by ice \ud83d\ude33


#letsbeserious sometimes you just gotta cry to get it all out


@PeachyWilkins k glad that's cleared up, now I can comprehend it...


I do not want to be DD tonight \ud83d\ude12


I think I have a legit fear of my high school Bc I'm having panic attacks about going back there on Friday..#badtimes #graduation


@Mikaela_Click Anything for you. \ud83d\ude18


@AlexaLianne46 @treybutler20 oh thank god you remembered. I love you.


I really need to catch up with the #thuggirls tonight..havent seen them in like.. A week #sadface


@BrianPHickey Wait you mean instead of rare right? Because anything above mid-rare is a travesty.


I would cry if my parents gave me a new car for Christmas. Preferably a red Grand Prix though.


Grades are in aka my day is 100x better #thestreakcontinues #yayayay


We have our own little book club going here. #noshame @NatalieeKimm @MandaParr


Awkward is the one of the tv shows I watch. I \u2764\ufe0f it.


@Scorp1179 @Still_Lee_ I'm big on amber lagers and bourbon barrel beers. Ill give anything a shot once though.


Kelsey is so hott. like damn\ud83d\ude1a


@charissajac @Loyal_Chivette @KissmyAlly @JaBo1111 @broadwaygirl913 @ToriTabler @sexychivette  #TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay


Watching Harry Potter to help me feel better.


Omg I said random celeb too . How do I forget so quickly sorry people


@fry_bri definitely soon before some clothes go out of season!


It's going to be one long drive back #blizzard #dontwanttoleave


OMG THIS GUY SCARES ME JUST THROUGH THE TV I'D PEE MYSELF IF I WERE THEM


How are you going to get free wifi when you have to have a password to get free wifi? #confused


So I know there is no school today but, if you were planning on coming to see The Little Mermaid Jr. you should still come!!! It's still on.


It's good to look up from the plow just to remember how far you have come. God is Faithful! #vccfinishwell at @vccfamily this weekend. #fb


Thought my analogy of choking @couvillon53 was right on point in terms of describing Anaconda Plan. #Highlyeffective


@BJBarrett94 yeah I'm shocked you managed to do that


@Jake__Toothless @LittleCarms12 you should try handling things more... Mature


Ummm referee did you swallow your whistle there? Not sure how you miss that call. That's two rather serious calls you have missed #U20MNT


What the mother f are these bomb sounds that keep going off ?


Wait so only girls with tiny tits are allowed to wear bombshell bikinis? Ok


Not being able to fall back asleep because I want nothing to do with today <<< \ud83d\ude12


Drink too many beers and drive a Harley home.... Its Better I don't


They are identifying me as \AO-08\".... My name is Libby.."


@PanikZoneSix hahahahahaha j'sais pas ces petits meximains me font tripe de ouf !!


Thinking about shoving tissues up my nose so I won't have to keep blowing it


And we can't stop &we won't stop \ud83c\udfb6


@Turquoise_Swag Argh... Stop... Before I Block You!! LMaO!! JK!!


What a damn good win! So proud! #BuckeyeNation


Someone pray for this group message between @KatieAllison7, @_georgiiporgiee, & I.


The girl was doing her job but then went rouge when she reached a state of realization what more can you ask


@ESPN_SEC @ESPN_ACC @ESPN_Pac12blog As a Bama and UCLA alum and a childhood Miami fan, I'm on cloud 9 right now with these teams #undefeated


Had to reset my phone last week bc Sean had it SO messed up w/his screwing around... But he's being so cute, &QUIET, can I really say no...?


Would you believe me if I said I'm in love


It's supposed to storm tonight. I need a thunder buddy ASAP. Any takers?


Lays down for bed and has to double check for cigarettes behind my ear whoops


Laying around butt naked burning still hot as fuck


I wish I could go just one day without any worries.


@Justus_Pro hey guys just thought I would say hello and that I subbed to your YouTube hope to get a chance to play with/against one day thx


Seriously, I feel like I've been drugged


Can't believe Saturday will end another year of being in Neyland. Hopefully it will end on a good note. Go Vols!


@c00king_mama HAHAHAHA we were so excited


Awkward awkward awkward Joust Couples. Get a room! ... in Perkins... @euawkward


Ordered honeymoon picture prints to go in our honeymoon album @Lindzercakes bought for us. I hope it for the crafting impaired.


@iKidrauhlsBeat thats not the real one he messed up on the name


I bet they didn't play Original Don at turnabout #RUNTHATRAPP


I think it's only fair to throw monopoly money at strippers with fake boobs.


FUCK this huge pothole in front of my house. It sounds like a stampede of elephants are constantly running up my street. Fuck off.


@AyyDeezNuttz like it all just came to me, I now know what to do with my life! I'm gonna become a tiger


mom made me sweet potatoes with cheese and a pepperoni pizza \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@NikkiTayRieken I know that feeling. that's why I'm in Springfield tonight. #family


My email does this thing where it sends multiple copies automatically while I'm still writing. #sorryifyougotsixcopiesofindecisiveness


@ChelseaHouska how can you resist that gorgeous little face!?!!! #toocute


@eupchurch26 haha tweeted that at the exact same time


That awkward moment when you forget to take tennis shoes to lifting. #socks


@Kyle_Erickson32 @bpage_5 @morganmathieu2 yeah Brett quit talking shit about the skinnies... Everyone knew who the TV stats girls were


@markyour_life16 hey I love you! I'll be down to visit. First trip will be for DDAYs! And I'll be down for other things!!


@Hogwylde are you stupid? It was a very good game.


I seriously don't understand how people who sing and act get paid way more than people who save lives....


Just made this kid quit on madden\ud83d\ude02


So ready for this storm that were suppose to get


@DaltonBush2 Absolutely positive \ud83d\ude18


It's a perfect day to lay out right now...the only thing missing is are my friends who aren't here and my pool that isn't opened


To much on the mind to fall asleep #Damn


The Blackhawks weren't  going undefeated all year anyway


@DoTheGlenBERNE haha honestly that's probably less scary in the middle of the night


Does anyone know what sorry really means?


This lady owe me $100 , another one owes me $50 \ud83d\ude20


@thats0jack @LOHANTHONY @jennxpenn @andrewlx I ASKED U IF U SLAYED U SAW MY TWEET WHERE IS TWEER CREDS JACK I ASKED U IF U SLAYED JACK


im actually really annoyed because people are stupid and it annoys me


@mariethefes no next time you are trying it :D


@MegynPrice Thanks to u for a terrific job on the show. Sorry to see it end. Have a terrific day.


@CharlesTrippy when u said the butterfly place was the coolest thing you'd ever seen does that include the inside of ur brain?


2 more hours then i can finally enjoy this day


Can't wait to go Christmas shopping! \u263a\ufe0f\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


@AustinRalph10 shut up. These refs are just fine.


@kirstie_hans it was the most adorable thing I have ever seen


@shereedre10 I've not accused anyone. I merely want answers.


I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss high school


The more you work out the weaker his knees get \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udcaa


I seriously think my head is going to explode #headachefromhell


yup. definitely gona be longer than 10 hours. #FML EVEN MORE. i totally wanted to spend my saturday night at mcdonalds.


@knopio7 did you human proof my necklace? Lol I tried getting it off, but i legit can't. Lmao


@NickZambeck possibly could turn it into you have no wienahhhhh


Off to shop for the homless shelter, then to the soup kitchen to serve, then to drop off the things at the shelter. #BusyBee


@USCellularCares from the home/my account page, no. Just kicks me out. If I can get to rewards, I get a msg that page is down an call CS


I'm not gonna stress about it.\ud83d\udc81


Aaron's milk looked like cottage cheese #aboutpuked @Haskins8


@MalFrizz @shaydem perfect I'll get to the liquor store and make it my bitch


I hate knowing that I won't be a kid anymore in 3 years


Do what I think you're gonna do and I swear, it'll be game over.


Baylor and I just had our annual donut run.


@ted_pearson @bigTC47 we should head down to #Augusta for the par three event...


Flacco won that game, Ray that dude though


I want a vape pen dude. \ud83d\ude17\ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udca8


Life would be so much easier if we could tell the future, we would always know the right choices to make and the right paths to take!!


San Francisco CA Sun Mar 3rd PM Forecast: REST OF TONIGHT Patchy Fog Lo 49 MONDAY Patchy Fog Hi 51


@MsZack Demand answers on lack of security while their golden child of last years election Paul Ryan voted AGAINST additional Benghazi help


Honestly what is school? But actually I don't ever go


g to send Luke on a wild-goose chase so he wouldn't #discover the truth?


My sheets come completely off the bed every night. I flip the fuck out every morning


@BODEVP apparently? Continuous admissions... And it was under review immediately. But I'm freaked out.


@AustinW_Suttie wishing i could retweet this


you're the closest to heaven I'll ever be


pretty sure Telestrations is my new fav game


@laurenpresswood @jonwayne_11 congrats you 2!!!!! So proud of you both!


I'm going to murder this woodpecker. 5am. EVERY DAY. Drilling on our storm pipe. DUDE you clearly are not getting a lady-friend this way


@SammNicolex3 @littlemilso I'm not far from Pitt!


Is it just me or is iMessage not working..


Nothing is frustrating me more right now than the fact I'm missing the KC vs Texas game.. \u26be\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude2d


Is it bad I have to think about what grade I'm in?


@Bret_Blevins34 Just relax man, itll all end good


I'm so sensitive, I over think every little thing, and I care way too much.


I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \ud83d\ude25


We're all kinda weird lookin if ya think about it


Homestretch to getting out of here. Can I please just miss this lecture?


Think I would be getting the ball to Luuuuuke


@AbbyK722 That's what I have been trying to tell him...


@LukeEckenrode25 um NO! I was made on the beach my muddur told me


I am so mad/sad about Brooks leaving. \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude2d #BachelorNation #Bachelorette


@addisonmiller83 find her tonight bud you won't be able to sleep tonight #anxiety


Ambition is priceless, it's something that's in your veins.


Welp looks like I'm not looking for a new job now... since they apologized and basically begged me to stay \ud83d\ude0a


Political twitter accounts are probably the most inaccurate, close-minded mess I have ever seen. Too many double standard.


@Fizz1328 I also \have\" Indian blood in me from my dad's side of the family.  It's cool you're reading on that stuff dude"


Cause everybody knows me and I know them and I believe that's the way we're supposed to live


everybody says get in the basement but id rather be upstairs watchin it. is that weird? haha


@CollinRambler_3 @jordanfox32 @prof_puffnstuff @dannysmolka_22 I don't even have an ERA so you can suck it!


\Oh my god, like at least five guys have messaged me to tell me how big of an attention whore I am!\" At least I hope that's what you meant."


I can leave but I'll just stay, all my stuff's here any way


@Hannah_Lynn_xo YESSSS! Can you make me a peanut butter and jelly sandwich?


When I find out who called into work I'm gonna hate them forever.


And those Christmas decorations. They were so pretty


Why is MTV making a reality show about nurses?


I could live off of Dragonfruit Devotion from Teavana.


Worked out for the first time in about 2 weeks.... talk about brutal


you make me wanna get barefoot and buckwild.


@Shannons_Rae what's about our game.....


@ChelseaHeston_ what are you getting noww?


@MaddiePaige2013  Almost just hit your milf lol


@wilson_sarah16 your the lame . \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 lol jk .


@i2amPossible I'm looking at doing that one because it would mean zero travel for me,  @IvoryLuna3 and our daughters.


Wow, Tony and Jens relationship is honestly the cutest thing in the world, why can't I be them \ud83d\ude29


God bless the broken road that led me straight to you.\ud83d\udc95


The only downfall to the end of the semester..unpacking everything \ud83d\ude15 #hateit #blah


When I get my dog, I'm gonna buy him a mini Pens jersey. And we shall watch games together.


Bruised cheek because you got elbowed in the face... #basketballprobs


Solid game by Wacha! Sucks to lose a NoNo like that


@Mulatto_Madness I shall hook a brother up next week when I go to Dubuque! \n#GiftCardFoDays


Somewhere in America, Miley Cyrus is still twerking


Calvin Harris should of won that one. #sorrynotsorry


@ebright3737 @kylehorner94 @ijesswellmani yes good movies just sad movies


@Comic_nerd123 @Brendanviper15 INTERNET FOR ALMOST TWO DAYS!!


Ooooooooh yeaaaaah ya. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


You don't have to agree with someone's beliefs and practices but you should accept them based on the person they are.


@MannySoto_31 Glenn's gonna be fine \ud83d\udc4c


Self check outs were made for hungover people so they don't have to see or talk to a cashier. \ud83d\udc4d


And the sound of people chewing... #disgusting


@ProFootballTalk due to WR injuries do you think TO, Chad Johnson or another FA WR might get a call from the #Packers or another #NFL team?


Holy fuck @Sydddneyyyy your a nation champ!!!!!


@AlexBrant21 @AricFosterjv Brant you go to South Gay School


Duuuuuudddddeeeeeee why does everyone suck so fucking much


\u201c@AllieMariexxo: Sometimes you never know the true value of a moment, until its a memory.\u201d


You know you're getting old when you are excited to snuggle under the sheets :P


Knowing I have to actually set my alarm for tomorrow kinda makes me like extremely sad. #goawayschool


@KillaSwagSGOD trying to sleep. \ud83d\ude1f


A shot of whiskey sounds prime right about now #crabby


it's like GBA graphics and they're freaking out over it


#SadderdayOlympics sounds so fun. HAHAHAA ! I wanna do it so bad. But that's a lot of work !


I truly and am lead to be deeply convicted to require a specific glove for every job. #religious #church


Over thinking all this shit and have no one to talk to \ud83d\ude23 that's the worst. Having another persons opinion always helps.


@cskuble buy a six pack of spotted cow and life will be better.


sleeping in my own bed >>>> \ud83d\ude0d


Can't find the Badger game on my computer!!! Sh**********t!!


I'm just real excited for the derby on Saturday. \ud83d\ude97\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude95\ud83d\udca5\ud83d\ude99


@kaela_bickham does it come out tomorrow ?


Pimp of the month is @sethBDPtipton \n#sisters


Oh my gosh tomorrow is our last full day...


@kaleymichelle2 hate you more than anything rn


All I see is you face\nAll I need is your touch\nWake me up with your lips \ud83c\udfb6


Fucking ridiculous. I hate working for the freaking cooperate devil.


I wish I didnt work at six every morning


The fact that we stop texting after texting all day and now I'm sad <<<<<<<<< #nogood


I always plan to get all my homework done on sundays but end up watching football all day


@jordanjanjan hahaha (: I'll try and see you but I mean you have to meet me half way and actually see me too!


Knowing I get to see Jeff and Jeremy tonight>>>>> #yay #excited


It's the little things that make my day.


@musiclover0821 the last time someone called me an asshole, I corrected him by telling him I am the whole ass and he was fired


Emily turned me into a night owl and now she goes to sleep early.\ud83d\ude12


@BigDaddyStank @dubbyhudson you guys always have this conversation....


Living on the beach in the Carolinas with my best friend @M_Rheinbolt yeah for sure. #LifePlan


@Xzyliac New Garbage is better than last 5 years Garbage


Working with a vendor that has exchange integration. Inbox only not sub folders.


I just remembered what happened over spring break.. oh . My . God . Never ever to bring that up ... ish happened.


@Dan_Leary13 how ain't you in a beer mood


got the roomates coming down sunday to meetup before move in day \ud83c\udfc0


@lizzieb2011 It was so good seeing your beautiful face!!


Tonight will be the night that I will fall for you over again, don't make me change my mind.


Someone take me to ferris so I know it's real


idk whether to walk away or take the risk


\u201c@larue_katie_: @SydneySnow13 ill have to ask my father. lets hope he says yes.\u201d my life so much


I never thought Minerva people were that bad. Everyone I knew was nice to me.


if you leave your trash at the movie theatre, I automatically hate you.


I thought it was going away and it came right back #damnit


@E_Shaheen82 on a serious note... I had so much school spirit tonight, so you can suck it. @tommy_sully


I'd be lying if I said I wasn't getting drunk tonight and not going to make bad decisions #VEISHEA here we come!! #rollin20


Off to spend my day working in this cold weather \ud83d\ude1e


@lexi_slutz says the one who can't find their phone \ud83d\ude02


Can't wait for the 13th with my boys @CDWeese @riverboywolfe27


@jarrodhuynh420 sure ill just plug it in, to the invisible outlet dick. \ud83d\ude12


There's only two people in this world that can actually make me feel better, and one of them is my horse \u2764\ud83d\udc34


I like that we keep our meds in the alcohol cabinet lol


@jared_henning32 Thanks buddy it was an ugly game... Good luck with the rest of your season #leavenodoubt


@MalloryFinn that's bc God is the only one who can make you happy and honestly god is the ONLY one you need to make happy \ud83d\ude18


@mandy0512 ill even toss in a Shakeology and a protein bar for your stacked ass! #sheisrippedguys


Not doing any homework and going straight to bed sounds pretty good #sore #exhausted


Desperate Housewives making me tear up and stuff.


@paulmesi Such nice December weather for cycling!


@sweatpants_13 I miss you! Come back to us please\ud83d\ude4f #dontmakemebeg #iwill


Jeter needs to come off the DL so I can tell me kid all about him


@mikaylam11 that's inaccurate because it is already dead


Someone tell @JimmySleaze Fantasy Golf is back.


Dancin with this snake in Mikey's car. \ud83d\ude02


@_Hannah_Lenore I got it off his private ig :P


Interesting and scandalous stories always happen to other people :/


@tinastormer hell yeah on Saturday! No one ever goes out anymore and it makes me sad!


@EdgarFig44 did ya go a little too try hard in gym today?


why is it so hard to get this fucking peek a boo out


A great day to help my students learn how to play better golf! #PracticewithaPurpose


\ud83d\udc73\ud83d\udc73; ommgg we haven't talked in forever bc i lost your number but you're really nice & funny!\ud83d\ude0a


@lstefancin35 yeah sure what you said \ud83d\ude1c haha jk.  Love you Lauren


Wow the halftime has turned sasha fierce.


I'm being such a creep right now. \u263a @AyOtwist


Shit sucks been having fun hooping with the bros all week now I gotta go back to dealing with this bullshit coach \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude34


my baby brother said I'm his favorite <3<3<3


Being prescribed painkillers during finals week is doing wonders for my writing skills lol NOT


I don't have time to explain why I don't have time


@dannydoutdoors sounds too peaceful \u263a\ufe0f


Can't even wait for the game right now. Who am I?! #heatnation


No shut the fuck up . I know what's best for me no you .


Woke up \ud83d\ude12, then realized tomorrow is Friday \ud83d\ude1b. #ThingsAreLookingUp


Who's tryin to make money who has a car and 18?


It feels like 10pm and I'm ready for bed. Thanks daylight savings.


It amazes me the words people can throw around. #uevenknowwhatthatmeans


I live with two 18 year old guys there is never any food in my house


@KillingAurora @Kaystilen I love you guys


me & Olivia have the exact same schedule again just like last yearrrr


@TheJK_Kid is out new computer background here at Baseball Rampage in Columbus. Feel free to stop in sometime. @jordan_d_mills


Buddy the elf, what's your favorite color????


I have this problem of going to bed at 1030 lately \ud83d\ude33


Last time I checked i don't care about your problems so shut the fuck up


Going to my grandmas keeps sounding better and better everyday..


if someone ignores me Im not going to keep trying to get their attention they can just fuck off at that point


Call me crazy, but I like school, I like studying, and I almost like staying up to 2 writing boss essays.  #almost


Today was the last straw for me and you..


@AbbeyNiezgoda @richardfeindel great plan! The kid could use a sandwich :)


I'm going to homecoming with someone now, I'm getting Chinese for dinner, I went shopping & I'm going hunting. I'd say I've had a good day


I cannot wait till everyone is at school so I have something to do. I'm so bored! \ud83d\ude29


Feeling extra angry today. So frustrated. What has been wrong with me lately?


@AlexIanGarcia I thought it wasn't possible...


@FreeEvanHenry @WilloB I mean ask Jordan anyone can talk all the shit about it but it's a pretty amazing car when you see it's strengths!


Me and Haley are going on a date today guys


Fucking sure I was so nervous during that speech #meth @Swagsone


I hate to say \I told you so\".. but fuck it, I told you so!"


I just really want a massage right now\ud83d\udc4c


@K_Berg17 IF YOU WOULD COME TO SCHOOL. Lol I'll probably be in there with you next semester.


@alexerwin65 @TheRealLHatch I HATE YOU GUYS. \ud83d\ude14


I adore my job- the people, the mission, the tasks, the timelines, my boss and the challenges. Feeling right where I should be ! #peace


6 blisters and sore thighs. Yea, I don't think I'm ever skating again.


Can Food Network just play Chopped 24/7? Is that too much to ask?


Had a good nite @ work glad its over haf some homemade veggie soup Michael made to warm my achy bones hope i wind down & sleep soon #tired


@jess_renee6 yeah. Why don't you just come and we can take u home? No one is here for you to need to impress honestly


Oooooooh look its Scar on tv! #GoldenGlobes


I'm exhausted until I actually lay down..


An hour later and my dads on his way \ud83d\ude4f


\@PhilJackson11: As per MJ\u2019s shot in game 6. That wasn\u2019t a push off. It was a \nhelping hand to a broke down comrade. :-)\" AWESOME"


Hey @Baileyyyyboo hope you have a wonderful dayy. \ud83d\ude18


Why am I getting sick? This isn't supposed to happen .. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude37


Out of ALL the muscles that could be sore today, my forearms win...wtf? Driving is going to suck #ouchie \ud83d\ude16


Its a scary thought that i almost lost the only aunt/uncle i have left


Oh fuck me. I forgot we had school tomorrow. Goodnight world.


K tell me why I'm having conversations with people who aren't here lol. Off two.


@DanicaPatrick that's what my family had tonight! Good stuff.


People are so rude. It just doesn't make sense.


@myllapimentel adorooooo essa musica \ud83d\udc9c


@dawno317 I think I need to come visit. You always do fun stuff.


I would rather stab my eyes with forks at this point in time


@taylor_wis whatchya dig from starbucks? I'm making quick stop.


Slept from from 5:30 this morning until 6:15 at night. Might be something wrong with me.


The Nightmare Before Christmas\ud83c\udf84


Soo I've come to the conclusion that I drink way too much pop and eat way to much different forms of cheese... \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude14 #fatgirlproblems


Sorry to hear about Hoyer @TheDanMiller this could've been the year...@MattBrewer


@Midwestfan ol fella still gets up every now and then


WE'RE THAT ONE STATE IN BETWEEN. GO IOWA.


I cannot be productive with Steveo behind the bar


All I wanna do is just go home for a weekend... Why is that so hard to understand


@drehead1995 Betchu won't do shit though!!!! Lmfao..


@Jewelxo I dont go for clips since 3 days ago I got fucked from a 7 man it wasn't even in my theatre and havnt been able to hit any since


If you're a Clemson fan and pulling for Ohio State... Shame on you


extremely doubtful but falcons could be 1-4 after tonight..


@TheKingofMilk @Mcpattycakes the scores are out?


@joshwolfcomedy my 2 year old is winning based on mascots...colors are for amateurs


@Jillian_Emery @fimorreale haha wanna fight?


We had our last practice tonight for Dixie Freshman soccer team and it was kinda sad. We have our last game on friday too;(


@Robi2184 Ummm... right... like Denver....


WHY THE HELL WOULD YOU TAKE THE RESULT OF THE PLAY ARE YOU KIDDING ME


If you can pull off a flannel, daisy duke's and cowgirl boots>>


@1500ESPN_Reusse good thing your bookie moved out and Josh Arnold moved in.


Today is everyone drive like an asshole day apparently.


Conners' sister makes me laugh \ud83d\ude02


I want to have a bonfire with the class of 2017 \ud83d\udc4c


Didn't lose to the Vikings this year. I'll take it. 2-1-1 in division isn't bad. Thursday is the big one.


they say men are children, but sometimes, children are men.


You're gonna miss me by my walk, you're gonna miss me by my talk


@corey_brunner no need, apparently it's a public event


@laurenhelios @571ff I fall asleep fast guys ok :(


@Amberbennett524 @hollywoooodd @megaaanxj good, then we have no issue...\ud83d\udc4c


Or say it doesn't matter, because it's gonna matter to me. I can't be.... Alone with you. #jakeowen


Theres things in everyone's past that makes them who there are today It scares you but everyone needs someone to walk you through your fears


@alexandriamil_ that's probably what I'll do. Heck if I have enough money maybe both\ud83d\ude01


I had to stop myself from favoriting that. I've favorited or retweeted too much.


@Carimarie2012 I do have big booty. But I'm not a hoe


\@UnusualFactPage: Never regret anything because at one time it was exactly what you wanted.\""


@wingsfan5 both:p haha I love them too much, this will be my 2nd game. And third overall besides the two I worked.


@manduhhhhh_b I'm bringing pie back to Morgantown! YOU'RE WELCOME


have missed the past 2 challenge rivals episodes \ud83d\ude29


@patrykfiedorek he was unreal in the last two series other than that he didn't do shit. Must've quit drinking for the ones that counted hah


@Bryn_carey I'm coming to see you\ud83d\ude18 #loveyou


I actually feel really good about driving my car.


90's music is so much better than today's garbage


So tired right now. I can't do anything. My boss needs to learn I don't always want to come in when he calls me in early.


Seriously @NASCAR, you new website design is the worst.


Like I think if that would have been said by anyone else I wouldn't have taken up for you. Tbh.


Luke killed a turkey this morning and we're grilling it now. Eating good tonight!


@JBlackouTweets hahaha that's funny you never laid a hand on me and I blasted you twice and you fell into the bar. You never touched anyone


I've got beer pong, few strobes, and a wicked PA. Aaand no one knows a good spot?! Lol Not even a suggestion, Fuck you guys.


@e_man yes indeed let's just pray egos don't get in the way of the ultimate prize!!


Why the hell do I have a bill from iTunes?? I don't buy shit on there.


@cameronloizides just give up already, your such an asshole. I regret anything and everything I ever said because I didn't realize what an


@emilykrothrock @LNapolitanoPsyD @FlywheelPhilly I went yesterday morn at 7 with Carrie W!  Was on a plane home from NC this morn. #nexttime


@Cubs I think Ryan Sandberg would have been a better manager then Dale. Maybe we need to be in talks with him to come back to Chicago


@LB_Ed i can only stay for an hour though my dudddde


I wish I had a work out buddy or someone to go running with or go to the gym with or something


Everyone's complaining how their bracket is jakes but mine is doing pretty well


Give shady the ball chip we have the best back in the league and he has like 7 carries


Congrats to @be_jellyofKelly for committing tonight. Love watching the team take the next step forward. #hardworkpaysoff #proudcoach


I'm working too hard let's get into some fun shit


Popeye's chicken tenders>>>>>> AND THEY HOT!!!!


Boys are flipping idiots. I think they live for one purpose only... and that is to make every girl's life in this world flat out miserable.


@fmanjoo Price, insure., parking, gas, upkeep. Wouldn\u2019t surprise me. Hope you tweet the results of this little poll.


I want pizza so badly I might literally die


Adairs finest trying to tell me I go to fast in the parking lot...he doesn't realize those potholes are rough on a camaro


Day 4 of work thank goodness I'm off tomorrow!!!!!


Wow, Macy's actually called ME for an interview #wanted lol #toolate


I had a dream we had school today...\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude4f


Turned on the tv to see what happened in Boston.. #prayforboston


Can't wait 2 more weeks for hotel California I'm getting to anxious @Tyga


When you have a sleeping baby,  everything around you seems really really loud.


A vote for Chris Colfer is a vote for quality! Chris Colfer #comedictvactor #PeoplesChoice


@J_Pdiddy_Cok @_midgot @kameronnicole13 LOL sounds like we might have to have a business meeting


Good, Better, Best... Never let it rest until the good be better and the better be best!


@lavandulaprana I love ya Paige;) night sweetie!


Life's complicated, guess it makes things interesting that way.


@Tpresker come on nowww \ud83d\udc45\ud83d\udc31


Just had some delish sushi the Boss dropped off for us.... #yum


@davonmagwood extreme and terrible example. Grasping with that one


im seriously so mad. ive been home all day and not even going anywhere tonight \ud83d\ude20


i swore i'd never falll , but i felll ..


@B_Sell34 WHAT IS THIS MADNESS #where r you


@marycatherine_s I'm working the 4 days out of 4 days I can work hahah


@BizzyStacks well the answer to that is we live 1948395920 hours away from eachother


@emgigliotti37 @jshalk want to do it for one month, together? We can keep each other accountable and blog about it.


So @DeAudraD since half our four is injured, how bout that double? ;) @masianleinani @RayMan_Yocum


Semi-final game \ud83d\ude4c \ud83d\udc3e #letsgo #tcb


Just wanted to take a moment and thank all those who defend our country #happymemorialday


Omg this woman is ratchet. #HolyShit #ExcuseMe


@Maxamillion1010 best decision you've ever made


Making CD's for the car \ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udfb6


L.L. Bean has the BEST customer service. Great products and great people.


@NickFlora @MrChurchGuy Ha! I got nothing but love for you, man. Truly.


Mass general hospital is such a good hospital and everyone is going to be taken care of there \ud83d\ude4f


Practical tomorrow...prayers are greatly appreciated \ud83d\ude4f


@jrosey_ 500,000 cash and a sick Denali come with the house #ballinhard


I'm never going down, I'm never giving up. I'm never gonna leave, so put your hands up! If you like me, then say you like me!


My boyfriend is awesome. It floors me. \ud83d\ude0b


@fictorium  I think my fav so far was at the beginning when Emma gets to Regina's and sees the mess Henry made and says \What the hell kid?\""


Being in jeans all day, then putting on sweatpants is such an awesome feeling


@cvercruysse @Nicky_Bunnybus we all gotta cruise one day


Challenge: Winners must have two things...Definite goals and a burning desire to achieve them.


We have 9 flavors of Dippin' Dots...spread the work!!


@ShawnMichaels friends don't let friends shave their heads! Omg! Triple H with no hair *tear drop*


The moment when all you can say is \I'm used to it.\""


@bayler_kraus same, why isn't your day good?


The front flash feature on snap chat might be one of the best ideas of 2013.


Mexican just told me if I came to the bar tonight he'd give my son a free drink. I think that's illegal pal. But thanks for the offer.


@iammimzylight what happened mimzy light


\@cal4est: #TipsToDateMe Play with my hair and cook me bacon\" pretty much it hahahha"


Simultaneously working out and watching #goldenglobes bad idea.. I only feel more out if shape


why do things like this have to happen..


When ur single it feels like everyone around you has someone but you hahaha


Helping Mandy make Danny's football sheet while he's here.. #oops


That standoff was amazing! I love @Joe_Kelly_Jr


@Pirates got @jacobyjones23 not @TheRealJacoby12


This is the 3rd commercial in 10 minutes. I hate the second half..


@ThatStoreyBoy yep. already in Pekin. haha.


i would NEVER have gotten through college without my parents help.


I love bad bitches...that's my fucking problem


@Huntermoore if only. To bad my city's to small for you to visit. \ud83d\udc8b


Just wait for that text, then you can be done.


I really have to go back to work? \ud83d\ude29


Just put salsa on my eggs because I'm out of kethup


I got pants without back pockets. Well where the hell do I keep all my money now?


HUUUGEEEE s/o to @aleczeamer for having potential to win in fantasy when everyone expected you to go completely defeated


So bored at home dealing with bullshit Instagram twitter and Facebook have become my life. #done


Miley's new song\ud83d\ude0d #wreckingball


I remember @nickjonas being my favorite singer when I was in 4th grade.


2-0-1, beat returning state champions, Giltner


@Furryslurry46 @TimStrouse @Mikeecurran @MZakala3 @Bach_Zrown were you with a black kid or a kid with long hair? Or a big ginger?


@Hyde_n_Seek_8 if you're gonna act this way, get an Instagram


going to make a list of 10 things I need to do to live better everyday


I thought their was a spider on my bed and I end up screaming turns out it was just my hair.


I think it's funny when someone bashes another person then they act cool with then.


#VoiceKnockouts#TeamAdam time!!! Yeah :)!!!!


@maiahofficial @Jaren_King98 lol it's so pretty there! I love the people there it's just such a nice place to visit \ud83d\ude0a


@_educastillo sue\u00f1o:(? Perra pesadilla


It's 5 o'clock in the mornin' and I want ya. And you want me, don't ya?


Tension headaches, on top of migraines. How fun.


It's never too early for Christmas gummy bears


@GilesSenna nope \ud83d\ude13 and thanks \ud83d\ude0a


@ChJaMa412 @mandamariemama I'm a strong sanguine you know. Not my fault.


SERIOUSLY SOMEONE BRING ME A PHONE CHARGER


Trade, wow the Raiders are one strange franchise.


@OttoBuzzkill goalies dad used to play for the Chill?!?


Definitely need @atlasgenius to come back to Des Moines soon! Loved seeing them on tv tonight :)


Do I have any twitter friends that do hot yoga?


@stevenshidla come to varsity theater!! by McDonald's


I'm fading. Don't have to much fun without me. Good night everyone.zzzzzzz


When the barista tells me to get a wallet I think the plastic bag method might be getting old #Trends


Haylee and Audrianna have a catfish relationship! Lmfao


@Jsalinas213 @BrandonWojo1 ik you handled it good but you where sore after it man!


Regardless of what you think, you AREN'T any more special than everyone else here. #GetOverYourself


I look back now & think \wow, how could I even do that? I was so stupid.\""


Never thought I'd say this but Applebee's is my new favorite place to eat. #2For20


@meaganvota yeah I cheer for my school squad were kinda a big deal led by the one and only Emily Berghman... Basically top notch shit


About 30 something into this movie.. It's pretty bad so far


@EBiloki @Dylan_Berg_ sorry Emily didn't mean to tag you and also didnt need your opinion


Defiantly just lost my job. What a great day


Crazy thing about I already knew I had it.


Was sparacio in the middle of a seizure when he took those pictures?


The sound of rain on the roof as you're falling asleep >


Wow. You're like the shittiest friends ever. That was low. And immature.


I just found Galaga on the App Store...mind blown


I'm sorry but you're not that pretty.You only get guys because your boobs hang out, you arch your back with midriff showing n butt out.\ud83d\ude21 #no


When Taylor chases her brother around the house with some sharp thing. #toofunny


@lustrate supposed to review every touchdown. #rulesarerules


Is it bad if my friend list count is higher than the amount of photos I have posted on Facebook?


@MariaArbogast i heard you don't even have one? basic.


Just wait for the huge second half comeback #Irish


@thatgurlalicia @Livisswag1D hey you had the option to leave...... #sorrynotsorry :D


Kinda pissed I can't wear cut offs to work. Looks like I'm goin to have to get the dress code changed tomorrow \ud83d\ude01


@kimi_fluhr hehe I feel special \ud83d\ude1b


Having my dad and cousin as wildland firefighters is so cool at times but scary when they get into action on fires.


@qu33n0fswagggg registering at your school now


S/O to @landonjansen23... For being soooo awesome! And telling me that I actually have to jump over the hurdles!.. (There ya go Landon!)


already a twitter account for the cat in mileys performance, chilllll


@SamanthaPaige55 but you get to see us pretty soccer girls tomorrow #reunited #familiaaa


Dear Mighty Taco, I ordered pop with ice, not ice with pop.


It feels like forever since I seen Dustin tho. Even tho it's been 4 days \ud83d\ude02


Why does it feel like its 5 in the afternoon?? Ugh #feellikeshit


@AllllieXo i'm pretty sure she goes to Truman.


I told you I'd always be there for you. I wasn't lying.


@holly_michelle8 I am having a blast with these so funny! If I ever had result to online dating I would probably just kill myself


I don't care what anyone tells me, Anthony Bennett's shockingly bad play as a #1 pick has drained this team of energy. #Cavs


@scarletngrey13 ohhh! You had to work?! \ud83d\ude15 that sucks!


I hate you so much that I would curb stomp you #toofar?


@Aaron__Malin I couldn't find the number requirement. Though you'd only need 2.5k. By tax I meant cost of hiring/taking that argument away


@mr_jevans good to hear you arrived now prepare for the #CraigLaue care package haha


But the thing is you are doing all the things you said you weren't doing while we were together? Makes me wonder


I'm a cheerleader and I'm proud to be one.


That was really close! @UpInCyder \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


The worst things in life come free to us.


Somebody bring me Marylous to justice \ud83d\ude0d


I remember when we'd text everyday & all of our goodnights & goodmornings. Shits all gone now. & For no reason.


@TayJardine I'm so glad to see you and Alex are friends again \u2764\ufe0f


@cmeaders how many peeps last night? Hope it was great!


Why can't I just fast forward to next week.. #fallbreak


My professor just replied to my email in 35 seconds. \ud83d\udc4d


I'm not asking you to go any where with me because I know you will lie saying oh I'm not going then go with someone else. Sorry.


I think the two huge bruises and all the little ones on my leg shows it was a great weekend.


@TTLYTEALA preach it! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c


@KushB4Sex That shit wasn't funny I was dead ass serious!


So tired of back stabbing friends \ud83d\ude12


So real question.  Who is ready to drink?


There are some weird banging noises happening around here today and no one is here but me...#hauntedhouse


I will dry your eyes, I will fight your fight, I will hold you tight and I won't let go \u2764


I've been up and I've been down and I've picked myself up off the ground


@Errinn99 not really lol but like I said a few tweets back feel free to text me anything you'd like to say or say it to my face tomorrow bye