I'm probably one of the most jealous people ever


@Real_Liam_Payne what did you eat fur dinner??


Congrats to the one act play people on going to finals #KickSomeAssTomorrow #BestOfLuck


The fact that I just used the term \weirdo\" to describe someone, even if it was in my head, slightly embarrasses me."


@ian_indica definitely gonna get one of those


DO NOT complain to me about your LSAT this weekend.... i took mine OVER HOMECOMING.... so yeah #stfu


I should probably be sleeping instead of tweeting.


@Welovethequiff @Louis_Tomlinson That's like my dream. but all I really wanna do is to tell Louis how he's saved me I'd be nowhere w/out him


So I thought I missed highschool but after going there today to pick up my yearbook & they wouldn't give it to me I changed my mind..


Snoozed the alarm 6 times this morning yet still made it to work early


If you don't know what it's like have 76 cents in your bank account until payday, I envy you


Reynolds has endeared himself as a great team mate. Great signing for the Tribe.


@_PKaye_ I'm really hoping that's the one that crawled on my shoulders


Canoeing with the second family today (:


Slept with my foot elevated all night, wake up and it's blue. This is not a good sign!


all that bullshits for the birds &you ain't nothin but a volture. always lookin for the worst, waitin for me to fuckkk up


@The_BBenson whoever that guy is his name means grasses...


DZs are singing 22 by Taylor swift at my house...#killme


@TheRealHoff10 So happy you play for my beloved Sabres. Lets get a cup here?


Family gatherings are so boring sometimes #sobored #helpme


Southern Miss scored on three plays on its ensuing drive after the safety. #TXST still owns a 14-12 lead. Crowd is back in the game.


Nothing that's sexier than smoke rolling out of between a pair of ruby reds. #lipstick


We only regret the chances we don't take


planning the day & night with @ColtonVick19


I feel like more than half the people at my school are fake af. Does this attend you? #Dontcare


Jumping off of.roofs onto a mat won't get old haha


Crying in the middle of Quaker Steak because fuck this.


This car can't sing. & this needs to stop. now.


@AshKetchumall22 I knew you'd be pissed at Adam!


We have like 15 days left. Let's stop with the homework. teachers.


My hair is getting so long, it almost touches my butt\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d


The things my sister says... Oh my god #mademyday #dyingoflaughter


Someone tell me a good scary movie to watchhhh


I absolutely love everything about Bill Murray


Guys stop being stupid. Your girls can see you liking pictures of half naked girls! Stay classy not trashy @tgardner_16


Ok, so where do I find the times for the next expected smoke sightings? #conclave #soexcited


Motivation to do anything. All I do is lay here an cry all day. My mom knows why...so why would be say that to me... Obviously it's


thankyou for everything, \ud83d\udc99 @WillieL15


Any classes aren't even over and I already have so much homework \ud83d\ude2d


I love this place everyone keeps complimenting me. I'm not used to this especially from girls who don't know me.


@SSquire @mrpl there is something really icky about guacamole in a bathroom....


@gmhowe87 @Patriots so true Greg.  Record aside, this team looks pathetic most games


@WithersBrandon Quit crying about it!! ;)))


Giving a lot of people early Christmas presents today, in the form of approved Vehicle Salesperson apps. Oh yes.


I think it'll be best if we just don't talk at all anymore #soundsgood


I think I love @oliviahenken so much because she reminds me of Carrie.


@Fatimamehira lol I watch animal planet with my niece allll day! They're amazing! #SubhanAllah


@abbyadams13 anything and everything possible


The smile on my face when I get your texts


I'll love you forever. I'll like you for always. As long as I'm living, my baby you'll be.


Cross the line if your parents literally kept you from doing what you love&now you feel like you wont be the person you always wanted to be.


Keep the change you filthy animal \ud83d\ude0f


@NotCPhelps hahahha @RitcheyRich82 is the only person that has this picture


@kjones1993 lol no I was waiting on josh as always..I just have to go drop those apps off


people always get in my parents cars at night and look for money and change \ud83d\ude11


#1 pick in fantasy football who do i take?


@jennadblair @taralynette12 yes yes yes!


@ercwithan_i we can be total hippies and it would be awesome. How would we make money?


I seriously have shopped so much today. \ud83d\udc54\ud83d\udc5f\ud83d\udc4c\u2764\ufe0f


OMG there is a mouse in the gym and he tried to eat me!


There's a man riding a horse on top of my chest


@DavidCraig_4 Sooo?! I wanna watch a movie!


Please let this day go as planned \ud83d\ude4f


@mmsedg I work most Mondays and Fridays! Come see me soon pleeeeeez


@JgLancer016 i know but thats what everyone bases it on


@SamShazzam I wanna make sure I see you before you go =)


@snmcrob Sara you're being a weenie at the moment I'm going to have to ask you to Stahp \u270b


Money make the world go round and all the pretty girls go down


Definitely gonna fall asleep to candles and country music tonight #BYE


Seriously. .just truly amazing...but why!!!


Breaking out the ps2 and all the old games. Brings back memories.


@chenery_matthew why are you outside at 2:30


You know you're going to miss high school when you even teared up saying goodbye to Ms. Dematteo .. #what


@samnday @seesully_13 OMG that's awesome!!


And you wonder why I never want to be home.


I just wish things could be back to normal with us...


It didn't help, it just made me even more rude and impatient.


Hates the fact that I have snap chat and noone snaps back.... #bitches


@22Thuffman haha well then how about you come plow my road!


Nate Robinson is definitely showing up this year in the post season.


@BabyGirl111134 you still hate me \ud83d\ude14


I need out of this car #arewethereyet #chicago


@colleendonahuee it's not on til 10 it's channel 4


@Swagg1357 thanks swag :) I'm good, just having a shitty night that's all.


candy crush messed up my imessage #whatisgoingon


@FineByKey I want it... Go back and get one signed for me


Apparently it's not socially acceptable to sit at the blue tables by the library in your fleece on a gloomy day


Sleep has never sounded so good on a Friday night.


got ready in less than an hour, shower and all. \ud83d\udc4c


@abovetheclouds5 absolutely LOVE this song !!


Having a girls night @MorganFloyd18 \n#bitchin:)


natalie just left like 10 minutes ago and I miss her already.


The fact that Pinky came and found me as soon as I got home from work. >>> Someone wanted to snuggle!


I'm literally never on time for my bio lab #whoops


You just sound so amazing , I absolutely love it


@vanessa_ambrose please this has been such a good day so far!


Not only did he deliver from a thawing standpoint but also managed to marinate the chicken in franks red hot


@BBreidenbaugh don't worry you should see half of the ones that she took of me. trust me that doesn't even compare \ud83d\ude12


I'm excited for the Marshall Virginia Tech game.


@OohitsKayleigh @Cziegler20 we truly are. We've gotten so many people


DEGRASSI IS BACK TONIGHT \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01 #pumped


I feel like I'm floating on a huge ass cloud. That's how relaxing it is


@LaurenSindel hahaha I'm still sorry \ud83d\udc4d


I really want to still be in bed...but we are already driving


#tmlt Game is a blackout, and we are sitting across from our bench


@LaurenFazioo_ @ThatOneJew9 well I'm too strong for college so I'll prolly just go be a navy seal


Panera, ice cream & the zoo. Fantastic first day of summer vacation I'd say \u263a


To getta snap chat, or to not getta snap chat.. #prollynot


But at the end of the day, family is the one thing that is there for you no matter what.


@Josh44270 Especially in the mornings \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc9c


@GucciZoe4 @KenzLaRochelle I have a really embarrassing picture of you still


Can anyone tell us the secret list of poisonous ingredients that make fracking fluid? We have a right to know.


@MikePLadaika good stuff man. Not bad for first college tournament. Keep workin


Can I get paid to put people in their place when they are acting like snooty bitches?


I like pinky promises. I still believe in them.


Home, bouta take this good ole nap \ud83d\ude0c


My favorite sight of the day thus far is all the jeeps driving around with multiple American flags hanging out of them. \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


Off to softball practice! \u26be #greatfeeling #beenawhile


Having a headache instantly ruins my entire day


Who the fuck would wanna be with an asshole like you?


@AbbieKimball so do we get a study guide for nutrition or does she expect us to wing it?


The best nights are with @jillianlee2 and Laur and of course bones \ud83d\ude02


Dear God, thank you for everything you've some for me. I love you.


@LotOfPainNoGain Every Friday night in a nutshell...


11-3 so far with my fantasy football picks.


Calvin Harris is seriously one of the best


Something good needs to happen so it I'm going to have to give up having faith on you...


I've been listening to Wicked Games way too much for it to be normal.


#YoureMoreMoreAttractiveIf You have a cute smile and you're @danabrown9994


@DMC_Ryan same with Forza AKA Fashion Show.


@NookHarper stepped away from my computer and never came back. Next week should be  OK!


Why do you play baseball?\nFor the love of the game.


heather I don't want to listen to you talk about obese people for hours


@BabyyLicia hahahaha as much as I'd love to idk about that one \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0b I thought I really common white name was bob or wait wait... dick hahaha


Cant wait for my hour and a half drive home at 6 am #fml


\Always\" and forever best friends stick together \ud83d\udc95"


I'm sad and excited right now @DoctorWho_BBCA


@Flagg55 you sir, are garbage. Indicud is the shit.


@bobdively as long as it helps my golf swing or pet


I could definitely get used to this change \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude0d


Is anyone else without electricity? This ruined my night of watching Dragon Ball Z and randomly snap chatting characters to those who know.


Is it just me or does smoke look awesome.


The only good thing about going back to school is shopping for clothes.


Next Thursday can't come soon enough @ascibilia! \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc86\ud83d\ude0d


ugh I can't wait for Megan to get here !!! \ud83c\udf77\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udc6f


When girls wear button ups with only bras on under.


@JKslollipopgirl wow!!! HOW did she control herself!? I LOVE candid shots so much better than posing!!


@TaHdEoOrNaE silver linings playbook, gone girl, slammed #ihavebooksfordays #letmeknowifyouwantmoresuggestions


@Uniformswag taking my picture and caption with no credit given.


Falcons lead Miami, 8-4, at the first media timeout. Like what I see so far, and the Falcons really need the win.


If I said I want your body now, would you hold it against me? You feel like paradise and I need a vacation tonight.


I don't understand that call to go for it, I really fucking don't


Little do you know that tweet was bout a poop not a girl...


@bethynelouise @GarrettLee57 so are we quoting songs now :) and im just kinding too.. Lol


While people are doing v-day things with their valentines, I'll be lounging in my sweats & yelling sweet but harsh \u201cI love yous\u201d to my xbox.


Six flags Frightfest with @lisa_durbin on Saturday!!!  So pumped to spend my day with her :)


It's snowing. Good thing I wasn't planning on moving from the couch anyways. Rather watch #MarchMadness and Tiger reclaim him throne!!!


Watching the sun come out through dark grey clouds and a bird walk around and wondering why the suicide rate here isn't higher.


I need a best friend .. But wait .. Not gonna happen.


The only thing getting me through the day is @FLAGALine tonight \ud83d\ude01


I can't believe how nice out it is. Tryin to get out of class and enjoy the day!


Spring Breakers? It isn\u2019t your average excuse for showing tits in a movie. It was actually pretty good.


@jknucks4l awww snap no more bagging groceries


hardly even put a dent in my Christmas shopping for people today..


s/o to my sister @HopePotgiesser for making variety after sitting outa whole volleyball season with a messed up ankle!#proud #perseverance


Polos and the first day of may \ud83d\ude4c


Getting ready for church with my mommy \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\ude4c #blessed


My after-school snack usually includes a full meal.


@indianadiesel the one with the little kid in the seat


Skies are crying, I am watching. Catching tear drops in my hands


I'm gonna be coughing up a lung whenever I try to run next week.


I just can't wait to work a lot in the summer. School needs to end. Now.


\u201c@BballProblemz: When people in the stands feel the need to tell you what to do. I'm sorry, which one of us plays basketball?\ @autumnneace"


If I don't go anywhere tropical soon I'm gonna lose it \ud83d\ude24


You're a buzzkill, every time you come around, those beers might as well have been poured out. #LukeBryan


if robb comes to detroit devin and i are there


I have a shit ton of crazy on my hands who wants it?


LOL. Just reinstalled tinder. It's SO much funnier when you recognize people that you actually know.


It took an hour to get down front beach. #springbreakers #craziness


Do you ever just see pictures of pretty girls and immediately hate them for being so perfect? BECAUSE I DO. SCREW YOU GUYS.


Sex and the city is so basic I can't take it


Simply overwhelmed by Xmas and traveling and friends funerals. Been hiding under covers. #nothelping


Wait I'm way too excited to see @FLAGALine in Saratoga August 25th.. Maybe that's why I can't sleep


I haven't slept soo much in my whole life.


Finished GTA and I have never seen better characters thanks to @ned_luke ,@StevenOgg  and @Shawn_Fonteno #GreatJob


Good to know ill always have @shayshay928 by my side \ud83d\ude0a


@Steven_Cropper my lease is signed \ud83d\udcdd this my last week


Deleted Facebook tired of that bullshit .


@call_me_Keegan dang. Lol well I'll still get it then


Is there an official entrance to the Hines drive lights?


So nauseous today... Why did I do that to myself last night?!?! \ud83d\ude37


@JaredMervenne hahah this is my everyday


I had a dream last night I was a Pokemon trainer.


@Bekah333 Don't worry I have study hall with you tomorrow \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude18


Carrie Underwood is honestly too beautiful for words


I am ONE McDonalds piece away from 20,000 dollars!!! Someone find the last yellow piece for me!


That's what you get when Obama picks you to win.


@autumnnazer I miss you\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@buckeye_chell We dodged the snow, but not the cold! Stay warm!!


I have more fun with my sister than anything \ud83d\ude02 Pearson probssss


I need to put this phone down so I can sleep.


I don't understand how girls can allow their boyfriends to become so whipped and obsessed, haha gross..


Im thinking about dying it but idk what color. Opinions anyone?


@marissatassone Hey butt i put my phone in your bag and you went to the wedding!


@supergramma1627 @jvelezmitchell that's what I said 3 days ago!  Hln spied!


Nobody gets me like, you when you kiss me


You know if emery was in net they would of been a goalie fight #becauseitsthecup


@King_Nickyy can you go a day without an iss?


This walking dead episode is keeping me up #intense \ud83d\ude27


Those Kansas uniforms are a play by play nightmare


@82Chadwick I already took it. Sucks for you.


Shockingly not that excited for PLL...the show is just a big tease.


@Steven2480 drinking and watching shark week


@DawstinAu @zgrant50 @Thee_Adult @legendofdelza @Capn_Sean @ClintonCorber @BrownTigerFury @KillinItNice @CallMePhilly i love you guys so muc


@Chuckbraud If wearing zubaz is wrong, I don\u2019t wanna be right.


Thank you all for informing me of the weather, as if I don't have a fucking window to look outside and see for myself


Luke reached out in the Force and sensed Mara lying about three meters away, surprised but unharmed and already recoveri


People dress up as santa at Hudson, please tell me what school is better


@michaelclish has she applied to be a meatball yet?


It's not a complete holiday season without the smoke alarm going off at least once. #nice #whoneedsgarlicbreadanyway


@kevTsmith1 uh that's a joke haha! If you like hicks that are hot granite boys is where it's at


@uhmcaragreen oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god oh my god


Hey @kristywestbrook I love you and you are a great person!!


Woah holy poop I said something mean jelly it's your fault


@DrewCrook1 oh yeah that's rough. I learned the hard way too


smoke a lot of kush, and i have a lot of sex


Am I allowed to go outside yet or will I get shot \ud83d\udd2b


You never text me back.\ud83d\ude20 You could've had Lisa's homemade spaghetti and garlic bread\ud83d\ude0b


@JRsBBQ @VinceMcMahon is the greatest heel of all time.


'cause diamonds they fade. Flowers they bloom. but I'm tellin you. These feelings will never change.


I can already hear the sirens. drive safe today everyone :))


cameron dallas is probably one of sweetest person I've ever met, yeah. lol


ts, cut loose with the quad cannons. The Miy'til that had launched the attack erupted in a boiling sphere of flame.


Glad to know you can't do anything for me.


You're all clearly looking for attention for posting on Cutest Teens.


There's a panera right in front of the hotel. I know where I'm going for breakfast tomorrow!


My eyes are so puffy and look like I smoked ten blunts.


Doing my homework with a $500 pen #ohyeah


A cute girl working at McDanks... #holyshit


i hate meeting cute guys through facebook or twitter becuase then when you actually meet in person its all weird and awkwardly quiet


When someone says stop, that's what you do. Don't fucking keep picking at them.


The amount of Silva gifs out there must be staggering.


@TylerSteele12K I wish you liked me \ud83d\ude14


I need to get in to baseball because damnnnnn those boys have nice bodies.


@singer314 You can say that again.... haha


that didn't work ... \ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude2d


You say you miss the old days, boy that makes two of us.


@JordynFaile when I get off work. That okay?


Can the rest of my friends come home yet?


So who's making the trip to Syracuse to watch HVH play the defending state champs?


\Wait... Dryer sheets go in the dryer? I've been putting them in the washer..\" @sarahlampe13 \ud83d\ude48"


If @lexi_durkee wasn't so fucking hot!!!!!


@ 18:00 MDT | Wind 3 mph SSE | Baro. 29.76 in, Falling | Temp. 73.2 F | Rain today 0.00 in | Humidity 17% |#ABQ #weather


I miiiight make it until 3:30, but I dunno about 5.. \ud83d\ude01 #donthateme


@jim_utter > really sorry I missed this when it ran in January...really sad reading it today. thanks for posting, Jim.


Teachers who give homework over spring break \ud83d\ude10 #evil


\@JoshuaPettinell: If my parents loved me they would buy me a new car\" at least you have parents"


Tempted to just walk out of the house without saying a damn word to anyone.


How \lucky\" for you the mirrors are in Isle 6 @JimmieJohnson @LowesRacing"


i have an obsession with picking scabs if that's not weird


@dpshow @PaulPabst Justin Blackmon is coming back for Jacksonville this week after serving his suspension. TAKE THE POINTS!!!


@themunchkinlynn but really, it's killing me...


One of my tapers fell out last night jfc kill me


At work counting the minutes to get out of here.


It's just over all been a bad day. \ud83d\udc4e


Friday the 13th. Lets see what all happens today\ud83d\ude33


One hell of a time @Belterra with my family!!!! @al_morris1 @TammyMorris20


@TheCoolSub defense on field too long. Neb defense rested. We need a score.


I seriously couldn't ask for a better boyfriend \ud83d\ude0a


I set my alarm for 1:00 am : during that time I'm doing personal finance ... then I set it for 2:30 am and that time I'm doing English \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f


@geddes097 so we're going to be parents together!? \ud83d\udc6b\ud83d\udc8f\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc70\ud83d\udc6a I'm down for adopting something well trained. I say we just go with a dog tho.


Off work for a week due to injury #WhatToDo


work today was just what I needed, driving alone with my thoughts & music. #thankful


Taco Bell still do steal a base steal a taco?!


@morrisa65 thank you!! Hope I see you all soon!


Last night and today were just awesome. \ud83d\udc4c #NoComplaints


S/o to @jess25lovell for sending me @Harriy_StyIes pictures #lovehim


At this time last week I was gettin my drink on at Iron Thunder.... Wish I was there right now \ud83d\ude29\ud83c\udf7b #takemeback


@iAutumnM nope, just pictured someone actually doing that though lol.


There was a giant life sized flying squirrel in my dream last night and of course I instagrammed him #itwassoreal


We just drove by an Adidas outlet and I'm drooling at the thought of how many pairs of pants I could've bought


@MaddySchaefer aaaand this is why I love you \ud83d\udc95


@sammi_onopa when are you going to torch?!


@kati__b she was super annoying on the 20/20 behind the scenes show.


Apparently I can get it repierced but I'll just wait until I'm 18 so I won't have to drag my mom down there.


@KeithUrban @AngieAI12 Lightning struck our local Fox station and the signal went out! Nooo! I'm missing it D:


So upset I might go stufff my face with nutty bars.


@jeandeaux1776 @cspanwj is wanting to be healthy a \want\" or a right? Put humans at the centre of life and all policies fall in place"


And the Shark Week posts begin once again.


is it just me or is Ezra 5000 times sexier now that we've seen him cry? #notthefather


I got so much love & respect for @LazaroArbos. Such an inspiring & talented person. I hope he makes it through the semis on #AmericanIdol.\ud83c\udfa4\ud83d\udc99


Suppose to be at the pumpkin patch hours ago.. Clearly he can't go through with plans. Just wanna tell him to forget it.


@mermaidhayli oh weird. The job is so easy.


Can't wait for the game tonight I'm resdy


@alfiedher ummm definitely! But no cops this time! Lol


Why do people say selfie when someone else is in the picture also.. Uhh whaaa


@clare_hoskin well at least you're pretty Clare....


Cause hurl im just a bird. Yeah, im just another bird.


@LGP_3 more like \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


I'm predicting the Heats win streak over \ud83d\ude14


Drakes new album just leaked out. Yet another album ill never listen too


Waking up naturally and to freshly brewed coffee >> \u2615\ufe0f\u263a\ufe0f


Next week is gonna be crazy. Working 30 hours, babysitting three days, and watching a dog all week #bringit


Never again will I believe someone when they promise they're going to stay..


All I see on Facebook is 4 pics 1 word. All from the same person. The struggle is real I guess #figureitout


If my power ever goes out and I need to charge my phone I will go to my car and charge my phone #Duh


@HaleyJohnson38 no I speak only the truth :)


Take your opinion, and shove it up your ass.


Just leave me alone. You are supposed to \not care\" about me? Then why do you keep so called \"bullying\" me.. #LEAVEMEALONE"


Florida Georgia Line is one of my all time favorites. \ud83d\udc4c


The only sparkler I wanna see today is your dick, lighting my vagina on fire.\n@perksofnoura


Alcohol doesn't have a lot of vitamins...that's why you have to drink a lot of it


@tayysmith12 nope the truth \ud83d\ude1d


@kaylaFrankenbac Wow! That's too fun! Thanks for sharing :)


@AlleyCatt27 @xomelissaann she wanted to make a fake account. #hershitcray


did you regret ever standing by my side?


Who wants to take me to the girls game tonight???


@jacobgzellar @Tony_Floyd @KristinM2512 jake I'm going Thursday too so don't worry


\@SoccerPlayersFC: I bet if the soccer haters would try soccer, they'd realize how awesome it is and how freaking hard it is\" Yep."


When you don't know what to say , just say Jesus ! There is power in the name of Jesus!


@nicolio_13 you need Jesus I knew you weren't human


@NothinButBlues I love that. Love his guitar too.


Tryin to help @jani_60 set up his Xbox Live account... #rookie


#ICanAdmit I don't have any confidence lol


Girls who think they NEED a boyfriend in high school need to reevaluate their lives


@klswanson15 that's fine, if we had your rules our wrestling team would be at state too, congratulations. And you guys don't win and we dont


@davison_alex idkkkkkkkkkkkk ill find out she's scary


@KrissyA_20 I just cried watching Criminal Minds!! You didn't tell me it was that sad!!!!!


Going out to play in the snow, shovel, salt, pile, and maybe ride the 4-wheeler!


@elizmangan is Deer Creek open year round?


Man this class is long boooo night classes


Just made chocolate chip pancakes, fried potatoes and eggs:) #yumm #breakfast


I do so much for @russ_hapney. It's past my bedtime and I'm sitting here filling out his picture form for him.. \ud83d\ude11


I was writing my courage essay and the people who I picked are like my family and the memories almost made me cry..I miss them<3


I'm so happy I grew up in NKY \ud83c\udfe1 #luvit #notevenasarcastictweet


128- ur really pretty and ur such a fun person to be around we have to hangout more often \ud83d\ude0a


@BryceAfroman @kylarushing Bryce is the only one I seen \ud83d\ude1e


@lily_walters of course my BFF will be there !! #duh


Bed time!! My friday tomorrow! The weeks go by so damn fast! I love it!


@brycee_reis okay yay :):) just text me and I'll give you my address/directions.


The colts haven't had the ball since nam.


@x0chasity @amandamc_tweets @chyananna @LTompkins_ @thatShaygirll going to work in a an hour <


Debating on just taking the truck right now


Psh, do i want penn station ?? Uhh u fuckin bet i do


Today is a sad day.  My uncle passed away . I know he is in a better place but the pain is still there.


For those who may not know, I am really serious about getting back into shape (not round). Need to take care of the temple!


Someone give me something to do or this nap is happening.


I could not be any more frustrated right now


I'm a girl. I cry over stupid boys. My room is a mess. Sometimes music is my only friend. I'm not perfect. I never will be, but I'm me.


@duff_daddyy you're first to be sacrificed to the dark lord.


I just want it to be softball season already .


@BennettPat6 i couldn't say hi today and thought you'd miss it


The next time I get kissed I want my knees to give out


staying satisfied for right now \ud83d\ude12


My aunt ordered a mojito and there was a mosquito in it so I turned to the waiter and said \we asked for a mojito not a mosquito mojito\""


Fuck man now I know what happens at the end of pll


@glittterkittyy @_Karadise tori be happy with that! Do you know how far i can jump? #notfar #whitegirlprobs


The next three months are gonna go by soo slow....


Michael Bubl\u00e9 Christmas songs \ud83d\udc4d


@abbyxglossx I miss you so muchhhhhhhh \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@reese_2times sure if you do my music paper


@Dk_Schmidtayy okay I'll let you know when I'm coming #luhyouuu


Technically nothing in life is mandatory except for like breathing and drinking water


I just fucking suck at using big words and my critical reading suffered from that \ud83d\ude01


@wantalli they really aren't bad, I just had no idea you played basketball


Kissing in the rain on a street in Paris, the Eiffel Tower lights on in the background.


Time needs to slow down, but it's only getting faster


@listonicedtea wow I'm sorry.your mad for some reason


School pisses me off more than anything. 3/4 of the stuff we learn is pointless and will never be used in life.


Peyton just made myself a clutch comeback in fantasy #thebestmanning


I'd just like to thank the incubus of the viral plague at South Seneca that passed their disease on to me, it's really been quite lovely.


@danimeibers that is seriously my fav movie everrrr, well maybe not ever but top 5


Waking up for school in 5 hours aka fuck my life


Doug said I'm his little girly \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


Maybe if the sun would come out more I'd go tan. Determined to be dark\ud83d\ude0e


Section 317 row 11 seats 9&10!  @celtics_sth:  #allaccess we bleed green ;)


I cannot stand this new phone update. my phone glitches all the freaking time. give me the downgrade.


@xBsquared You want to go to UMG Philly?


If anyone knows how to hook up train horns in a truck DM me.


The fact i dont have international studies honestly makes this day 100x better.


if you are a genius you should have the screws I lost in your pockets I mean you are a genius


@dDeclineTheGOAT @KCRepsFL @DonutsBrah @PazTeuR @TanKzeY @zYampii because hes ass


I love Zac \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


On Black Friday, you should always have every register open


Seriously fuck you for that, you never ONCE said to choose between dance or getting license!!


Everybody's cuddling with their boyfriends, while I'm over here like damnnn this bacon is delicious. \ud83d\udc4c #heaven


@BriezyBabyMUBA Are you the ba-humbug of thanksgiving lol


Who has deike and wants to help me out with his homework >:)


@anna_curran hey thanks\ud83d\ude09 want it back? Do you still have mine?


@Raacchheell11 @DanaBarclayy it's bittersweet


The stat about the Union giving up goals late IS significant. Other managers make better adjustments than Hack. Period.


Nutella in a protein shake\ud83d\ude0d #legendary #tasty


Let's make these students miserable and give them as much papers and homework as possible before midterm! @_collegeproblem #tired #nothappy


Best of luck to the dude @DolaOcho over the next couple days, hope to hear his name called #NFLDraft


@anoka90 on Friday I'm driving down and picking you up


Steelers fans are just mad that Sanders is playing for a real franchise now \ud83d\ude0e #PATSNATION


Why is Blair is mean in Gossip Girl? #newbie


Why does it feel like #FGCU is the favorite???


Somedays I miss doing dope waaay tooo much


I have a strong urge to go on a shopping spree. Someone talk me down. Quick. Haha #girlprobs


Actually dont feel like doing anything but laying here #Lazy


I still have sunglasses on the top of my head and my bathing suit on, such a lazy fuck today


@alexisfurg @doubleOkid19XX we hate you to


Sam has been sleeping for over an hour and wakes up when he hears mr. softee.... how


@TiannaThongvan yes! wasn't that like sixth grade


I can stand it when people judge other people for their past, we are only human, we ALL make mistakes


Hocus Pocus is one of my favorites \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf43\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udc7b


I was wondering if you thought that made you look cool, because it made me want to rip off your tit and shove it through your urethra


@NiallOfficial All I want is for you to be happy. I still love you. Never change sunshine \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9a


When guys are desperate as fuck and don't hide it <<<<<< get off my nuts homeboy


I know Baylor is gonna beat Texas on the 5th


@NTVsEmilyR Thunder,lightning and rain in Franklin


@moeriahh I'm at cedar point!!! let me know how it goes!


im dying at the video i just sent vanessa\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Time to spend my first day of break working!


My bedroom is about one million degrees #sohot #fanme


I love coffee so much.\ud83d\udc98\u2615


@DragonRift Preference = giving people control of their choices. And we can't possibly let people have control over their own lives can we?


@kenzie_kae12 try me then! let's do this! #YouSuck


@tessanelson44 Are you sure ??? There's always something major with that thing haha


How about you live up to your own mistakes and stop blaming a fucking website. #asshole


they know he a dope boy but they got no proof \ud83d\udcaf\ud83d\udcb0


Just shattered the back of my phone. lol.


I look back on everything and it's always my fault so, I hate myself.


What a sick shootout in the stars and hawks game! 22 shooters!


@JBowers12 same here. It literally blew my moms mind


Finding a job in Chickasha while not living in Chickasha is tough. Lol.


Yeah it was a great idea to wait till 1:15 to get out\ud83d\ude12


I'm still hoping you don't turn into the people that you hangout with..


I couldn't tell you the last time I've been happy, please don't go


I hope @Smith7Brooklyn has a great first night at work. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc14. #chickfila


Steven told me to sleep on my own couch tonight.


This kid better pick his word choice real wisely.\u270b


Ok time to get of twitter. Justin Bieber fans are going to make me want to shoot myself. #HesNotTalented


oomf has me in the best mood I've been in all week. can't wait for next week. \ud83d\ude0a #goodfriend


Absolutely love the people you can talk to about anything. Problem is there isn't enough of em


@birdchick So I hear. So, you have a driver to Grand Central, then train to New Haven?


I could write a book about all the negative things that have happened today.


@JesseCavalieri me too! They're such a nice break


I remember when someone played a song for me on the guitar


I don't even care if it's more obnoxious than a straight piped truck.  It would sound great instead of like shit


@kstovicek my legs are like too long for elipticals its kinda annoying.


My hoodie doesn't match.. #DontCareAnymore


@Matt_Seidel61 dude come into my locker room


All that I know is I don't know how to be something you miss


@Twerk_Sue People do like your face and etc..


Just picture me Hollywood living riding through the sun, riding through the sunsett


I wish I had a really fun snapchat buddy! #takers


@JJDbadboy that just sounds really really weird


I'm at this stage in my life where I don't have time to get a job but I want money...


Sometimes I hate my parents. This is one of those times.  WANTED TO GO TO THAT CHER LLOYD CONCER TO BAD


well I attempted to paint them green, but I didn't like it \ud83d\ude2b


The annoying thing about school is that I can lay in bed and watch movies....I really don't feel like watching the same 40 mins of elf td


The one day a year I'm happy to be a 9th grader,thank you free day.


@tarese_be bummer nothing like the hob. I'll sneak you into one there no worries


HATE designer name droppers. LOVE @StacyLondonSays highlighted hair!! #WNTW


Flight to Maryland booked \u2708\ud83d\ude0a@C_Vain


Baby let me come over I will tell you secrets god only knows


Although, a healthy Bynum with the #Cavs would be fantastic next to Irving, Waiters, Bennett, and Thompson for sure.


@RachelJeanHaas why do you always say 'then' after everything? Hanging out with Alec too much or what? #breakthathabit


@_FatBootyKeyla u gunna stay cuz we ain't comin back out to Mesa lol


@RunWithTheHouse thanks! It's just the left one, otherwise I love them!!


Biggest meeting of the week tomorrow! Bringing battle bottle to life with cads and 3D print prototypes! Going to be one long day...


@ross_sudar I thoroughly enjoyed that scrimmage


my dad is prolly about to be pissed but at least it will mean something


\Fat Cat\", a term just learned in AP Government, was just talked about in #SouthPark"


@AmericanIdol #idolauditions #idoldetroit how long is the wait time in the line? Should I bring a book with me?


@daisygirl2650  It means that some people think that Kate is not always nice to her kids.


No joke, there's a WK2, a WK, then my WJ, then an ZJ behind me, thank you God for this splendid moment! #jeep


finally telling the Forgiener who has been snapchatting me selfies for months that he has the wrong number. things are a bit awkward.


Hey creep walking around the lib. Knock it off.


If anyone that has passed geometry would like to tutor me I would very much appreciate it \ud83d\ude01 text me if you are able to!


@chloeaustin13 yeah. With the creepy freshman that stares at me&another weird ass freshman that sits&humps his seat. I wish i could switch


@brentsn I hope that makes sense. I have nothing against Danica, as my tweet history shows, but this seems a bit crazy to me.


@MarkJWeather you can say the GAMES are on with the CREW


Ohio State and Clemson in the orange bowl #ILikeIt


Never thought I'd be the one pushing myself away from you


It's nice not being considered a trophy to someone


Seemed in a hurry to be pushed away today.\ud83d\udc81 I wanna go home.\ud83d\ude14


@mcuppy_ have you met my friend @Sergihoe330 ?


@Thoughtfuleats I'd forget half the things I need.  #memory


When a guy lets you drive his truck>>>>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0f


So my temple is bruised, I have to read a book & be up at 9 am.... Tonight is gonna be long


Wow! House cleaned,clothes folded,animals fed, so now it time to get ready for @NBCTheVoice in a couple of hours! Yay! #teamsexy #TeamAdam \ud83d\udc8b


We all want to believe in love, we all want to believe in something bigger than just us\ud83d\udc95 #imissoldmiley


Better treat her right while you have her.


Watching my posts on vine make me realize how exciting my life is andd how excited I am for next semester #takemeback


\Oh hey, lets make a football game with puppies right before the Super Bowl and we will get great ratings and money\" creator of Puppy Bowl."


@wheres_WAHLdo RIGHT. im all for speaking your mind but not when its disgusting


I need a pink and white diamond ring pronto #subtweet


@DrewMays825 pretty sure you've forgot about me. You don't even text me anymore


Haha, check yourself before you reck yourself


Identity Thief is definitely one of my new favorite movies. #SoGood


@SilentMachinery A genuinely bad movie attempts to avoid admitting how campy it is; a meta-bad movie embraces its campiness.


@GoColtsDammit if they were to make a trade, who do you think would fit the system the best?


Can't stand the smell of cigarette smoke!


Man, @RedSox trying to make it interesting in the 8th .. still up by 1


Maybe one day I'll be what you need. Maybe one day you'll notice me. Until that day, I'll be here waiting.


I need a bed and some freshly squeezed lemonade


@gnawf_nation I'm thinking about it. I just can't stand EVERYBODY talking about browns wins against 2 teams at the bottom of their divisions


Never thought seeing Rapids lights in the distance would look this good #home #finally


All the grandmas at Perkins are judging me


I love you Becca \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude0d @Bellieber4ever_


@iLikeGirlsDaily guarantee a bunch of people change their twitter names to eminem and favorite your tweets \ud83d\ude02


\u201c@sallyyannie: I love going to see my family, but so help me if I get asked a thousand times if I've found a boyfriend yet.\u201d Hahahahahaha \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04


If Bruins can pull this off it will be a steal!!


Maybe something will go right this weekend


Be yourself. Above all, let who you are, what you are, what you believe, shine through every sentence you write and every piece you finish.\"	0.001875	0.00625	0.00875	0.983125


Riley and Hunter ruined the song crew love for me. #fuckyall


\ud83d\udc9f I've never talked to you, but your super cute!


@WickKat8 their faces! Hahahaha. Perfect.


First time on the course in a month and have a 73 #likeridingabike


My dog makes the weirdest noises I swear


@Vanessa_V16 @Nikkib2121 even worse cause I sit by no one :)


@alyxhw 6093614036 we're having separation anxiety


A real man doesn't have to brag about being real as long as he knows it.


And in the end, we are all just humans drunk on the idea that love, only love, could heal our brokenness.


HELP! I don't know how big the pan is!!!!


Wow. Never going to the movies again if it isn't SUPER LUX


@MaramFilA I send you a kissy emoji but I cant send emojis on Twitter #galaxyproblems


I am so happy I get to see my boyfriend before he goes to  school this mornin! \ud83d\ude0a


Why is it so cold in the library?! I am trying to study here!


@ABurnett_4 oh haha. Geneva sucks so not much people in Geneva care


katelyn***** sorry for spelling your name wrong too


Why are @Sabwithoutcrabs and I going to focus dope tomorrow


@RavonMatia just imagine when we do hang out!! It will be the best! #loveyou \ud83d\udc9c


I kinda just want to be left alone for the day.


@AllieDaniels3 hahaha good \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\udc4c


Log day full of things to do, makes the end if the day beer taste so much better


I can't wait to be a personal trainer so that I can help people in the gym to become the best they can be like I have throughout the years.


no matter how long we go w/o talking or hanging out I love you and will always be here! @dani_dickerson @lilsunshine247 @sakaylea_elise


I'm lucky enough to have @EmoLeeRose as my best friend. #thebest


@JaredLarson6 maybe you should think twice next time before you schedule! :)


@JordynJohnson19 we were there! We didn't see you! Sorry, if I would've seen you I would've spoke!


@CraigMcDougall1 wits amazing what we do three stars. Imagine if we had five stars coming in


I WANT ONE MORE PERSON TO HONK THEIR HORN OUTSIDE MY WINDOW WHEN I'M TRYING TO SLEEP. ONE MORE. DO IT.


I have NEVER heard Allison scream this loud.


WHY DONT YOU FUCKERS KNOW HOW TO DRIVE IN RAIN I DONT UNDERSTAND


People who continually feel bad for themselves.. But don't do anything to fix it<<< #selfish


@Varsity2014 did you get your phone working??


literally sobbing watching roger propose to @JENNIWOWW .. my future husband better be taking notes \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc95\u2764


@__CaptainMorg hey! None of that then we both will


I don't want braces..\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude12


Going to the movies instead of studying for the finals I have tomorrow. \u270c\ufe0f\u270c\ufe0f


I wish the real world would just stop hassling me.


Not to say anything was wrong with listening to the leaks it's just my personal opinion


That's not going to make sense to anyone but me.


f not actually flying it here. \I #inherited it from my... master, Lumiya.\""


I wish my hair was naturally straight \ud83d\ude2b


Shooting someone with a sniper in COD is better than shooting an enemy with any other gun.


You're seriously one of the most annoying, dramatic girls I know. Please just stop. \u270b


Darryl band team meeting tonight 7 in the pm @Alexis_Rae14


Don't be sorry. I trusted you. My mistake not yours.


I just sit in my truck and straight bake because i have no air..


Why is it that my dog takes up 3/4 of the bed?


There's nothing a little Blink can't fix


So this is what being Amish feels like, minus the cell phone \ud83d\ude4a


Haven't been this happy with someone in a longggg time<3 :) #Yee


I've looked through Jacob's cabinets and have yet to find any food. I'm am very disappointed in him.


I'm pretty sure I'm invisible cause every time I send a pic to be shipped, I get ignored! Also when I tweet someone, they ignore me!


I have more chins then a Chinese phone book.


Sometimes tiny details make the biggest impact


@crichardi2 Jason Aldean lyric ...go tweet about intervention or something


@jsermo lolll you need more than one time to appreciate it


4 hours later ............. Yup fuuuck me


I'm so exhausted and delirious someone talk to me


Basically 2 feet away from Nick Swisher tonight. #hollllla


Ever have an \I'm over this bullshit\" kind of day?  No?  Then you don't work where I do."


@White_Mamba30 grant makes any picture ten times better


@TaylorAnn08 @MarissaTaylor96 @KelsieNummilien LOVE & MISS YOU\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude14


\Tham, wa kay apil sa fifth year?\" \"Aw yes oy, lakas kos DepEd.\""


@TWOSEMIS alright I got you. You should have stuck with it man. You get any looks out of high school?


@Gianna_t9house i had a dream lastnight and you would literally cry if you heard it


Plans for tomorrow clean my car, tan or lay out , baseball and hot tub and maybe some fishing \u2764


I do not understand why people enjoy shopping.


I really want to hang out with Kristin, like now.


I'm a very happy girl. I have the best boyfriend ever, a job that i love, modeling school, & amazing friends. :)


If I knew then what I knew now, I'd fall in love.


The amount of comments I see on girls photos from you is hilarious\ud83d\ude02


and never changed out of my church service outfit


@JulieNierstedt @Kaitalovesyou I think so.. I'm really not sure, but I've had my book in front of me for 45 mins and done 3 pages


I'm seriously considering chopping that fence off, I don't care what he has to say.


Saints and the panthers with amazing friends from encounter equals epic


&&both Tennessee people are through! #americanidol (:


I was running in the snow then i fell on my iPad & hit my jaw :(


It's about that time for kickboxing \ud83d\udc4a @rileymarkins @kickASSkat13


The game isn't sold on just get there early enough to get one!


If kyrie doesn't play tonight I may shed a few tears.. @KyrieIrving


@EricPrisbell ok good.  I was too.  Had a huge man crush on Purvis.


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.695 in, Steady. Temperature 83.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 64%


@Evan_Sally after our last W, I tweeted, \4 in a row. Watch your back Miami.\" I thought people would get a chuckle out of it."


Ive been Watching dolphin and whale  documentaries for the past three days.


I'm really gonna miss you and all those stupid games we've played throughout our highschool years #graduation  #sad


I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven.


@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?


Never date someone of lesser intelligence then you.. It'll never work.


Spring break totally sucked because the one person I wanted to hang out with is in Butte... :((((


I'm not some super badass macho tough guy, but I will defend myself and other people from bullshit k


@Chasen_Heffers @_sandy____ what you boys doing


Sometimes I wonder if there's more that I should be doing


Our principal really messed up the pledge. Way to go chuckkkk. Haha #wow @centralhsprobs


I've got some issues that nobody can see & all of these emotions are pouring out of me.


Sometimes it's hard to admit U R wrong, but not me. I was... #Peace#lovehate


So pumped! We will have the @AlterasBand CD in our hands in a week, and have a music video scheduled for September 28


Fun night at the aviators game #HK #TeamBonding


it's just a softball field.. it looks like any other why walk up here and look


Wind 8 mph W. Barometer 1018.0 mb, Falling slowly. Temperature 27.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 85%


Really need to shit my shit together in school \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c


Good times @mrfootballwait  #brotalks #<3


tric old Master. From you, I calculate that the Sith equivalent is The truth is always in motion.\"	0.0	0.0	0.0	1.0


I still don't know how I feel about Skittles changing their green flavor to apple.


Why am I awake right now I woke up for school later than this\ud83d\ude02


Seriously where is all this snow coming from?!


Swimsuit competition when they come back!


I know the truth. But I keep tellin my self it's not it.


Well you know what they say, lint is a shell's best friend


Great seminar with the @Halstead marketing team. #inspiring


Our son's car blew up an hour away from our house and we had to go on a rescue mission yesterday. How is he going to get to work now?


The amount of money I spent in the past month is unreal \ud83d\ude1a\ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udcb5


So many feelings come to mind and if love to be able to just sit down and talk


@AlisonHufnagel what's the name of it. I need some help on what to get haha


@taylorwarden15 you can't spell Shelley right? Shelley's fault.


Can't wait for tomorrow! \ud83c\udf87\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83c\udf86


@sahar_17 your the one that told me! #yourfault


Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.


@Devindra \Spring Breakers\" thoughts: beautiful, awful, unsettling, brilliant.  Wouldn't recommend to any1 but want to discuss if u saw it"


Watching Lance Armstrong's confession. The only time I've ever watched Oprah


@iBeFinnessin @OshayHarris I know you could..  but that kid is terrible!! That is messed up!


Morning!!! Smile....It's Friiiiiiday!!! What r u gonna do?


@Dylan96X I'm watching Titanic on DVD; the main menu is people waving.. and some more people waving.. and even more people waving... \u270b\ud83d\udc4b


I'm my head, I see you all over me. In my head, you fulfill my fantasies (;


Any word why the Colts are wearing white at home? I noticed they did it last year in the preseason too. @bkravitz @mchappell51 @MikeWellsNFL


I wanna go to a wings game \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc19


It's like it's guys goal in life to make girls miserable.


A nice hot refreshing \ud83d\udebf \ud83d\udc4c


Hit me up if you wannna go see fast and furious 6 tonight


I can't wait for ACC basketball conference play this year with the new additions.  Syracuse will be shaking things up!


I wish I could fall asleep to rain every night!


@pac12 officials pulling an @sinow on #badgers.


@CommonManKFAN I predict Vikings fumble on next play. Kitties return for a touchdown and close out the dome in true Vikings fashion.


@TLC everything Theresa does is incredible! I love the surprises! Meeting her would be a dream come true!


It's nice to see Ray Lewis on the sideline getting hype #likethegoodoledays


@igetbucketzzz3 omg.. I feel dumb.. Thanks though!


But it took tears and time down on my knees and it's not who you'd ever guess or who I dreamed it'd be


Why is @Bogotay8 not in my madden 25 game!?!?


I'm exhausted. \ud83d\ude34\n#InTheCuddlingMood #SomeoneComeOver ! \u2764\ud83d\ude01


@DAN2CARL Yes hahahaha. Stupid kids. But I'm sorry you had to see that. Or smell.


Looks like Liriano is having control problems


@DonnieWahlberg are u playing tourist today?!???


Catching up on The Sisterhood.....okayyyyyyyyyy......interesting smh


Remember the last fall retreat when I overdosed on my allergy medicine


i love coming into work & there's coffee already made. \u2615\ud83d\udc4c


our snapchats thooo>> hahaha #loveyou @BIacovangelo


Toooo much fucking drama!!! Ugh how come this shit happens every friday!?


I can't ever be happy, I just want you to be mine


Being cold<<<< \ud83d\udc4e #hateit #hurrysummer


@WillAide I have so much anxiety for class tomorrow.. I really hope the person 10ft in front of me doesn't realize I'm breathing on them


@jillianmary32 okay!!! I'll text you later cause I'm writing a lab right now so I can't look at the moment but I will once I'm done:)


@NateBaggs1776 @matt_hall10 @kyleross09 @carrington_09 Finance. Welcome to the club @CaseyTatum2


I was just about to take a bathroom mirror pic & then I realized that I'm 40.


@TGfireandice they'd have to do it soon, they have to send out tickets to season ticket holders


Everything always works out for @CodyDavis__


Thinking about giving Tumblr another go.


No one is in any of my classes. #frustrating


Kim Kardashian needs to stop being pregnant. She's ruining my life, and our future families life.


Awk moment when you think you're gonna get arrested but you don't... @thiskidmitch20


@Taylor_Morgann @kellerslentz @trainork oh\ud83d\ude11


@3RickyTickyTavy well I won't know for sure when I'm coming until tomorrow


First Cinderella.. Now The Little Mermaid. This is completing my night \ud83d\udc4c\u2764\ufe0f


@B_Gallo @DrLommer_9 wait I'm confused how am I the next Miley?!


Wow do I have a headache #worst \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude11


I promise you this, no matter who enters your life, I will love you more than any of them.


Feelin like a ninja spy right about now \ud83d\ude0e


Can't wait to spend time with @sutton_taylor on Sunday \ud83d\ude0d


I won't be missing much by not being with you #hahaha \u270c


Not like anyone ever texts me back anyways. Lmao.


Now a days people say I LOVE YOU just like they are saying HELLO.


Literally screaming in pain because my mom is working on me &releasing all of my tight muscles. Hope my neighbors don't call the cops! #lol


@xoxo__micaela your the last person.who needs a gun


Okay not gonna lie... I'm getting a little creeped out. Feeling like a scary movie... Especially since I have psycho neighbors lately.


if @KateeRobl wasn't in the middle of the ocean she'd go to sheetz with me \ud83d\ude15


I wouldn't be so grouchy about the weather if I would've seen more than ONE plow out on the roads my entire commute here.


Lets nuke the bridge we've torched two-thousand times before. This time we'll blast it all to hell.


I need your love, I need your time\rWhen everything's wrong\rYou make it right\rI feel so high, I come alive\rI need to be free


@auschwitz123 war sucks why did Adolf kill Jews idk but it was mean and dumb but history is done it can't be changed or I would do it


I think I may have broken my toe\ud83d\ude33


I don't want to live in a world without you \ud83d\udc4c


I looked so much better 2 years ago sigh


I keep forgetting that life is in Gods time and not my own.


@olcbersyko draw something that means the world to you.


Wow\ud83d\ude33 Yeah definitely not going


@TonyGrossi You're the only real Browns insider source for me Tony...thanks for everything. Go Browns!


@GuessWhoYesYou sexable isn't synonymous with morbidly obese.


I like it better when you can't keep warmmmmm


@devonpaulette @Simigirl95 \I banged so many chicks in high school\""


@_Chiflada I'm allergic so it itches, but it itches so good. \ud83d\ude1c


@HayvenMcCracken  is going to kill it at her auditions !<3 wish her goodluck everybody!


I feel indifferent about Miley's new song...


@EmiiiDee after driving class... I gotchu


@Patriots getting dominated at the line of scrimmage


@gunnarmyers97 @Roondog43 you ain't even garbage, you arbage. #bootynigga


I hope Sean is in my bed, because I feel like beating someone up.


If absolutely anyone is awake please talk to me, I'm pretty scared right now :(


Successfully wrote two papers already this morning and I'm still in bed #FeelingAccomplished


@agar_john You are my hero John! Your parents and your sister are amazing people! So in awe of your family!#love


Logan comes to class once a week then the time he does come to class he falls asleep like wtf dude lets make fun of kids


I need zombies movies in and around my life.


But at the same time I don't care about the punishment or consequences I'm gonna get because this weekend was amazing and legendary


Watching a pretty good movie about @TimTebow


Writing for a while, then reading someone else\u2019s book is like peeing while drinking water.


@TMZ @TooFab She'll make a great Miss O'Neal. I just hope she stops messing with her looks! If it ain't broke don't fix it!


@dallascowboys Seriously, how do you not touch the guy when he is down. NO EXCUSE!


Without Jessica last night, I wouldn't have fucking made it. I love her.


I want to learn the tornado and the jellyfish so bad \ud83d\udca8


#Whatpeopledontknowaboutme My family owns Cecil County Drag way


Anyone on floor six or around wanna go in on a bearcat pizza? Last night of freshman year


I'm going to kill myself because I updated iTunes \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude24


@ShannGrawberger I'm gonna make it up to you :)


Rob's specialty for breakfast and lunch, watermelon, pineapple and spinach juices for dinner! Yum! @JoetheJuicer


@kathy2011 for some reason the whole velociraptor thing from fosters just popped in my head hahaha


I love when people mistweet and I catch it.


@BreatheTheAs Oldest teenagers ever too, I mean some of them are in their mid 20s lol


The Iron Giant is one of the first movies to rip tears from my eyes.


Currently watching Couples Retreat. @abbbsmoore16 \ud83d\ude02


Why is this happening the second night in a row. I should probably go to bed\ud83d\ude01


I keep I touch with my American boys \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


My surprise after school >> \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude48


When Jess texts me it's the most random shit \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


How did the movie drumline only get 2 stars #drama


All I wanted was to break your walls, all you ever did was break me.


@DannieJoDeck I love you too\ud83d\ude18


I miss @CassieSchuhlen and @randallcolton4 so much! #loveyouguys


@SGrengs03 anytime between 11 and 12(: I have to be back to work at 5pm on Thursday


Stayed up unyil 2am and still woke up by 6


Well, since this tornado prevented me from going to the gym, I guess I'll just pop a bag of extra butter popcorn and enjoy the show


Destruction leads to a very rough road but it also breeds creation


Wanna know why I love sunglasses? because I can be looking at someone when it looks like I'm looking the other way \ud83d\ude0e


Gets pretty dangerous this late at night


@RobynPeterson20 trying to figure out twitter


A little girl put sunscreen on my face... I think I'm gonna break out


Annoyed at all of your stupid scenarios, fuck off


@collins04233 seriously the best series in the history of ever \ud83d\ude0d


Youngest (18) going to see Miley in Columbus ohio in spring! She can't wait!


@caitlin_henn4 next time I'm home I'm picking you up and we're doing something. \ud83d\udc4d


Literally bawling my eyes out right now in season 5 of Sons when Opie goes to jail because I know what happens soon. #SomeoneHoldMe \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


@Lancebridson yeah for sure probably come out there watch some hockey games.. Luke Eibler and Dom shine are playing there next year


@Funeral_Fredo its only right you gotta appreciate the classics !!!


@ktburnett I work 8-8 all week \ud83d\udc4e


who wants to go to flyers/canes feb 9th?


Me- Siri you're beautiful Siri -how do you figure Me-by the look of your outer box Siri-I'm flatter lmao made my night


@Jleezy10 Remember when you were going to call me oh thanks


Why does NO ONE, ABSOLUTLEY NO ONE answer the phone anymore?!


@Laauurreeeeeen @LaytonLupone @alexiscurlss whenever and wherever. Only the best for my babes


I really believe that Kansas City will pull this win out.


@Justhamm9 nice I might go up there too. Hornell is beat most of the time. Lol


@JonathanAlden2 nahh. I'm not a huge fan of chocolate.


@Hdweng11 geez Hannah always being annoying and stuff


I never knew maple syrup was supposed to be refrigerated after opening. Oops


Choo is beamed in the arm. 1 on, 2 down for Heisey. #Reds


just gonna listen to music till I fall asleep \ud83d\udc4b


I texted my mom asking her nicely to bring me two water bottles and she laughed out loud and dicked it


If everything else fails I know your love never will.


You seriously piss me the fuck off \ud83d\ude20


@erica_leigh12 hey are you sure that we go tonight??


And I forgot to roll my window up........


Basically I just became best friends with Haley Eads. \ud83d\udc81


The only time I'm someone's wcw is when they have a super unattractive picture of me. \ud83d\ude02


My dog just sat in the quad and barked at the statue. She's so dumb.


Convincing my dad to fly us out to Florida for the week \ud83d\ude1c


Coffee and @Zite for iPad is how I spend Sunday mornings.


Bob marley sucks and you don't actually like his music


Thanks to @am_meade I am now addicted to #awkward


I seriously dislike him a little bit more every day.


I don't think my brother knows what he just got himself into by agreeing to go shopping with me tomorrow \ud83d\ude0f


Wish we were full staff all the time #dreaminbig


@Mr_McNeill I do too. Very Bad Men, Wicked Attraction, Nightmare Next Door on ID are my faves. I love learning the psychology behind them.


It'd be so cool to be a Dallas cowboys cheerleader but they only make $50 a game and are more dancers than cheerleaders soo...


Yeah my dad knows too much about my condition right now


Instead of being a prick maybe you could donate money to someone who needs food


@Christina3312 so, you're going tomorrow too then, right?


Nicks little brothers are so adorable.  \u263a


Too many shout outs on instagram what are you guys 15? Smh.


I honestly wouldn't care if there was a 2-hour delay wt this point or not, I'm still not gonna get to sleep in.


Man it feels good everything is right energy is strong enough to brighten city lights... My whole team winning.


I wanna sleep in my own bed but it's hot in my room and it feels good In the basement


Here are my picks for the wild games \nGame 1 Texans over Bengals \nGame 2 Vikings over  Packers


I gotta problem but I dunno what to do about it


@XxLuis98x @loveebriannaa you woulda been a 1st grader.. You probably didn't even know what a boner was haha


@crazylps56 I have a grey one with a blue flower on it


The fact that my dad thinks I'm going out drinking right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


You would think it's almost postseason already, oh wait. #Reds #HuntForOctober


watching the lighting from my bedroom window in ohare is kinda cool, but scary at the same time


@xtina is and will always be that genie in a bottle. \ud83d\ude18


@itsalbro well good thing we're heading south.


@AustinAhrendti don't think you realize how dumb you sound right now.. PILT BEARS LIVE IN ANTARCTICA


Knowing I can get a peppermint mocha after the gym is the only thing getting me through this workout today \u2615\u2764


@AbbyPapenfuss Think he'll get your order memorized this year??


@mahfrot kinda like an espresso you drink from a fist.


@tristan_yount is being mean today\ud83d\ude12


I thought today was gonna be Thursday! #confused


my new motto is .. if you can do it I can do it


@Holly_Homa Aw, thank you so much Holly! \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97


@matttsmithhh all I need now, is to decide what color I want!


@TAYLOR_GANGx22 i'll be your best friend babe


@JosephGJenks it really does.. Why do you always get the stuff? WTTFFFF.


This next season of #TeenMom2 looks absolutely insane. I'm so excited


Please don't put any time back on the clock.


He was a Mandalorian. He'd understand. He wouldn't spout some #high-minded piety and tell her that brutal vengeance just


That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize


My psychology teachers wedding ring is so beautiful! I better have a beautiful ring like that.


@ashleim13 I never watched the movie, but I loved the book!  RIP Corduroy \ud83d\ude22


@manteojc has requested watermelon, which we have not had all summer. Sounds like a good idea, so I am off to the grocery store. Peace out.


Long day of work and then 54 holes of golf between tonight and tomorrow with my father. #score


@MIZZZY_99 just read Mockingjay... Problem solved \ud83d\ude09


Your insults and your curses make feel like I'm not a person.


Oh you got a two hour delay and not closed? Tell me more about how no one gives a shit?


@BigBobBro What can I say.. I'm pretty BA


This is the first time in 6 years that my plane is delayed ugh


The snow is a good sign creek will open soon #ihope


@tony_tackett @rAydoodoo thank you! i appreciate it. \ud83d\ude09


@lilmismufet @2stermz hahahahahahahahaha sad I missed this


@BioHRay Good, then you'll never have to do Blighttown again. :)


@Theorossi don't pick ur teeth or blow ur nose right next to someone either.


@Broncos A far..... Does Michigan count? #goBroncos #lionssuck


@bslosh wow Brad. This is what we talk about. You dont even care, which is why we will fail


@mattwahl is double fisting the blood of Christ.


Morning runs with 3 layers of sweats.... yeah my life


@fergalicious92 \Run the opposite way. You will fast forward the parade\" -Mitch Hedberg"


@janamaev I liked it! Very well made, just sad. Wasn't expecting it to be about what it was about haha.


Cause girls only say \hate you\" to the guys that they love"


Got into umass Boston\ud83d\ude04 what better way to celebrate than on halloweenie!


Or just merely doing what was expected of him? Filling an obligation to someone ?


@lucasxrem I hate that song. Acacia fell off


@gramofthehill this is great news! Been praying.


@CallMeLing_Ling lmao when did you text me


I feel like I can like every post on Ask and the person will immediately assume it was me. I'm going to have fun with this.


The best feeling is when a song comes on in the car that you and your best friend both know.


@Lauren__0911 don't worry, you're my sweetest sweetie also


The amount of Arnold Palmer I've had in the last 3 days is either really healthy, or really not.


@megandurisin Holy wow. I hope Frankenmuth is still there.


So just looked at my cell phone bill and are you fucking kidding me CT?! Your going to charge me 67 cents to dial 911?


Almost didn't get to go home today due to mechanical problems but we got a ride to Great Falls and I'm coming home!!!!!! Yayyyyy \ud83c\udf89


@Zarcus_Mych @connorfranzese I agree with murph


One page down, one more to go of this essay and I'm done with homework.\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\udc4d


Had a dream that I broke into a professor's house to ask him for help studying on his final


@NASCAR_Trucks @NASCAR @chaseelliott Hold your head up Chase if he would have done the same.... Congrats....Oklahoma


Psychology mid-term tomorrow \ud83d\ude2c


I always go for guys that are dicks.... #WhyMe


Less than 24 hours left till I'm home. Defiantly thinking about driving straight through #RedBullonRedBull


Your whole Instagram is weed. You must be cool.


@SuperPang_Pang sorry I didn't call you back last night, I was in mexico. @GothierAutumn


I miss the sound of seagulls and Latino women having their breasts felt up in public. I need wildwood.


White chocolate mocha coffee \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0d


Had our family Xmas dinner last weekend. Tomorrow the fam and I are going to a favorite Chinese restaurant.  #AChristmaStory


Matt favorited my tweet but didnt text me back. smh


Pretty sure none of the boys at work have ever cleaned a bathroom before.


@jdesgranges2 it was pretty good! how was yours?


@WaynePuaChi need some basic baseball skills


@Bret_04 hush neighbor. Just showing your twitter some love! \ud83d\ude02


Two gigantic/questionable pass interference calls on ND. That one was awful. Wow. That could be the game.


Hey pretty girl won't you look my way, loves in the air tonight


@Alabama_Shakes can't wait to see y'all this month!!! \ud83d\ude0d


If anyone saw a car ramp a curb.. it was definitely NOT me. #justsayin


@tina_woodman @haydenpecor is he coming home?!


@KateVest well if I were you I'd let her know ahead if time.


@ArminMehic @AHMETOVICerms how are we related to him? He's such a pussy


The @DuluthTradingCo commercials are just on point. I'd buy anything they sell.


@SeanTuohey you sure that Anti Flag song we heard dec 08 at harpers ferry wasn't \Tearing Everyone Down\"?"


That awkward moment when your waitress thinks your dad and your aunt are a couple. #SoMuchAwkward


Ppl who hung out with me yesterday can't hang out with me today because I'm wearing the same outfit


Can't wait until this weekend :) #bestfriendtime


@repjustinamash prayers sent. Thank God you & your staff are safe


Tweeted over 100 times this week. #wow #howannoying


The people who wait for shit to get done on its own are the people who finish last.


This new year I'm sticking to my resolution.  I have to.


@LizHemingway I also have a memory foam mistress and was actually asleep by 11:45. Sadly I'm awake now :(.  St. Patty's is amateur hour.


So far, I love all the people I've talked to from Wagner. I'm ready for great times with great people \ud83d\udc4c


@AQHAJournal This horse is cute as a doll. A lot like his sire. Big things come in small packages proves to be true


@Jenna_Wade You're killing me girl, LOL.  If you don't like @PopEvilMusic I'll buy you an ice cream next time I see you. :-)


We are currently closed. Check back as the weather gets warmer!  Thank you!


Hopefully Duke plays like Michigan is right now. \ud83d\ude4f


Well at least we have one Point Guard right now #IAmCeltic


@k_nicholeee14 @chugs_15 we are duct taping Timmy tomorrow morning


@HyenaFeast Hopefully he's on the fast track back to MLB.  After that clunker that Tillman tossed last night we need another option.


@gabbs369 seriously sucks.  But I will see you Saturday!!' Make sure you let me know what time you head there!


I love how nobody answers the phone when I call. #whatever #fuckyou \ud83d\ude12


Couldn't be happier to finally be homebound \ud83d\udc9c


@Perry_Krysta only for gas to last till Wednesday.


@HarakiriMusic No problem dude! We grew up together, I'll always have your back. Keep posting and I'll keep retweeting! :)


@snellinc baseball is a lot of babysitting coaches who have absolutely 0 clue


Uploading everything to google drive is my new favorite thing. I think I have everything backed up to like 3 different places.


That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize


@itsssoliviaa next month I'll be there for a week\ud83d\ude18\u2764


And wait, she actually jumped on the bed like we were 5 year olds in a hotel room.


I really wanna go see Frozen.. #someonecomewith


Hot apple cider \ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf3b


The worst feeling is when you feel like you've let everybody around you down... I can't shake this \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude25


Wow. A little girl just fucked me up. My eyes swollen and I'm pretty sure I'm gonna get a bruise.


I'm so lucky to have you as my best friend #Thankful #weird \u263a\u270c


Something in the way you move,\nmakes me feel like I can't live without you. And it takes me all the way.\nI want you to stay. #Rhianna #Stay


I am officially obsessed with tanning. #yolosth


I love @Cammie_Cochran so much. She seriously deserves the best \ud83d\ude18


the best way to spread Christmas cheer is instagramming pictures of your trees


Saturday was perfect. Would really like to go back to Saturday. \u263a


@BForrrrrd sometime wished he switched up his beats. They're kinda the same. But his bars back it up


@Carol_Drayer32 what were you intending to to with your Saturday night?


The only thing that gets me through the work day is the whole Born Sinner deluxe album on repeat, thank you @JColeNC! #albumoftheyear


Oh, that's cool. I didn't want to sleep any tonight anyways, thunder and lightning. #sarcasm


Really don't feel like going to school today.. At all


So at the end of today I'm a little under $1,000 richer. #IllTakeIt #Graduation


@kns459 is my best friend for life I love her more than words could say


When @LaurenHoover1 doesn't know who I am <<<


Season 9 of Grey's on Netflix is really ruining my sleep schedule.


When I can't text my buddies because they're all at practice & I'm not<< \ud83d\ude2d


If I told you how I felt you'd probably laugh ...


@em_terbeek @thelukevanblois is that @ the hope camp?


@madisonn_fayee when do you girls have softball games again


How did coffee win the battle of hot beverages, Morning division? Hot cocoa was cheated.


@iAmDrummond_ @MafiaReturns9 @Dyran__ @ManlyHanley11 @Maddy_Miller23 @MasterFoles @jdole13 Mikey's in here too #TurnUp


@Brindleeee I miss it so much \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I'm sorry. I love you. Stop fighting with me. Please. @JohnIsSickNasty


Your goodbye wasn't good enough \ud83d\ude0a


Beaches just aren't the same here after being in Florida and Cali this last year


@ADailey15 I think its a campfire kinda night.


@morgan_aguiar some people have low standards. #donthate


I need an iPhone 5 car charger #DesperateNeed


Will someone go see Temptation with me this weekend pretty please


@jess_rahth @DropIt__L0 @yousoKELLEYofme that's legit


Well shit! Guess ill do it tomorrow because I don't want to go get my laptop.


Why's the wether forecast solid for only two days? Next three days thunderstorms. Then it gets down to 57. Come on mannnnn


All I want to do is eat junk food...lots and lots of junk food


@NataleeCamile @__cmen yes (: like old times!


Why am I even awake right now...oh that's right fucking homework \ud83d\ude21


I look like a southern belle and love it! \ud83d\ude0d


@KendraChapman54 he's a nice kid. Give him a chance Kendra


@ashpfeif12 I mean I could ask you the same thing \ud83d\ude0d


Just saw a tricked out hearse with flames and rims @cmacklin94


@jessica_forker this baffles me. Since its like my favorite pizza ever.


@Bigg_Turk when he sees the living room hes gonna flip haha


I don't have any money though. That's why they have minimum payments on credit cards. Now I get it.


@SierraaElenaa I do!! I love paper snow flakes! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f


It was so much like the book \ud83d\ude0d


@TrialDivasS @Johnnybelinda57 @biancabeyer @HappeyLeanne @Kelphotography @TrialDivasJ Positive Thoughts!


Being excited to use my new shampoo is the only thing I have to be excited over at the moment #bedhead


Still haven't heard any of dotis yet... still feeling empty


My life is so stressful at times \ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude12


I'm never gonna know the difference between all this chicken stuff :( #neverever


@relbsters Lesbehonest how could we not make fun of them


@JasonCopland @MichaelMoreci @Williamson_Josh ditto.


Give me one reason to stay here, and ill turn right around.


@Allisonlockyear definitely sounds like you had fun then! I'm glad :) now only a few more months and you graduate. Seems CRAZY!


This is why I don't fucking trust people


@kragen I'll be colored impressed with a printed ASIC.


Lol even the hobbit commercial made me laugh


With our house hunt being delayed, I've apparently gone into super organizing/cleaning mode so we're ready to go ASAP.


@seaverhiggins call me your numbers aren't working


\Like OMG I am so done \u270c\ufe0f\" friends the next day"


You've put my child in danger and you're telling me how to raise him? PLEASE go somewhere else with that bullshit.


@Teresa_Giudice Received Milania Collection for Christmas. Love the sent and results.


Twitter creeping never gets a person any where


It's humorous to see how long it takes for people to get to my house hahaha


I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!


Britney tried to hide the nutella -__- foh shawty. #fail


@th3j35t3r I wonder how many sicko woman are lined up to date him thinking they can \fix\" him?"


If you don't want people in your business, the last place you need to blast it is on a social network.


I tell you how I fell for you and you tell me you've never fallen harder. #dreamin


There is never a dull moment in the life of @10_becfred #TrueStory


But is it too much to ask for an English teacher? I might actually understand the class.


I hate Charlotte, always getting lost and crap.


I wish I actually knew how to play flag football #powderpuff


you was talking shit . and now that im somebody your in love with me.


I haven't masturbated in 4 days \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@emmhosler honestly. On my way to my exam, I thought about flying. Haha. It took my hat like a block away.


I hate when a guy wears so much cologne that I can almost smell it from like a mile away #stop \ud83d\ude45


My kitchen is up and running. This would not have been possible without the patience and wisdom of @333Angie333


If you wanna stalk my tweets here's a big fuck you


Sorry,  theres no instagram filter to make you look better than the stupid ass bitch you are.  Kay?  Mkay.


@Brett_McNeill_ SHUT IT YOURE NOT ALLOWED OUT OF THE HOUSE


@Greatest_Ever_7 Indeed it is. But this is a football county. We all love football. No matter what type it is.


@LondonMarriott Will be posting my trip advisor review soon!!


Gosh darnit Emmie. Stop stroking your hair.


Mmmm, the smell of roast baking #getinmytummy


@_Kg_12 how did that little ass phone call ruint shit girl


Yeah, I'll admit I just got my ass kicked! But hey, there sure as fuck got it comin'.


I've looked like crap every single day this week


@oopsiwin huge milestone in my opinion to be elite if you build it they will come #committoexcellence


@CodyRussell_ what exactly needs to be on our annotated reference tomorrow?


Found out why my grandpa wrecked his quad, he was trying to cut a donut.. Leave it to the #Vandevender


@ChrisD_says haha classes aren\u2019t canceled. The class that I had with @JohnnieM was canceled. #coolyourjets


@JohnGGalt Cost of Health Care went down and became available to more people. Thanks Pres. O!


@4GSmith We were watching that too but @j_mable made me change it! \ud83d\ude21


Long Way Home is such an amazing song @GrahamsMusic. So pumped to listen to that on a daily basis


@TheMrsCupcake tony thinks i took my test too early, and out of anxiousness..i think i did too.. I am sorry cupcake, it will happen for us!!


Actually excited for this bike ride I have planned for tomorrow! #GetFit


And a year and a half later, still in the same situation \ud83d\ude12 #annoyed


@abbytroyer tell me about it. Did your mom tell you I saw her and Ry today? Haha :)


@hOPPondis @cseiler_17 standard Jewish trash talk


@PaigevDunn the truth is that you're gonna be over all the time :) but no need for rent,we will find better things to spend our work\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb8\ud83d\udcb5 on \ud83d\udc4d


@ChaMoeee ohh yeah I forgot about that rule.. my bad


@SweetTalkingTay can you please bring me home...


Got those 2 td's at our football game for the bball team today \ud83d\ude0f


@SailorAstera yuck thin mints are soo gross. But my moms favorite.  Other thin mints i do rather like girl scout cookies. :-)


Most of the time my overly used, dry sarcasm puts me in weird situations. Never do people actually appreciate how hilarious I am.


@Angerbrandt_ @nickbatz9 Brandon lied! Don't worry I figured it out haha


And if they dont tip, then I wont give any type of service at all.


Almost forgot to turn my alarm off. #GladIDidntTho


I'd love to go to dollywood around Christmas time \ud83d\ude0d


23 years old and never owned a car...absolutely pitiful.


Miley Cyrus new music video to wrecking ball.  Porno.


@cnelsonn24 @clairmontmariah I pull up to the scene with my penis missing


We all have our qualities. Best to make the best of them.


@AveryVeater It's hit me so hard and I barely knew her. That's all I've been thinking about lately.


I'm so done with people and there attitude


Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago.


I should probably make today useful and clean...


I\u2019m empty like the day after Christmas\r Swept beneath the wave of your goodbye #blink182 #boxingday


#zeddception is trending. I believe @deadmau5 can give it a break now.


Shout out to the trash people for dumping our recycling all over our yard. #rude


@AnnMarieNeading favorites will always be national lampoons Christmas vacation and surviving Christmas


@DanMilligan2 @jones410   I HATE that racism is still being taught. I've told racist that it's fear & they're scared. Goes over real well.;)


The fact that were celebrating my bday with the fam at 3 is bogus. I should be sleeping still.


Can I fast forward through this week please \ud83d\ude2b I just want to be home.


Econ is going to be the death of me next semester


@Austin_Delaney7 @mark_gryz3_12 come to the game witg us chubs


Happy St Pattys Day Everyone!!!\ud83c\udf40


@cmayne_xoxo @ThingsCutlnHalf blast from the past


@0_o___o_o___o_0 @stewmagoo38 your a fucking loser who tweets about other people cause you have nothing better to do with you life.


@Seaberg08 @roney_dan @RoneyNate sure is


Demolish the bridges behind you.. That way, you have no choice but to move forward


I hope it doesn't snow until Christmas \u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f


Somedays I feel like I'm probably the funniest person on the planet and then other days I'm like KT why do you even try u disgust meh


@DonnieWahlberg  \right here waiting for you\" Lol  sorry was listening to @richardmarx  :)"


@awhnuh they made it into another teachers lounge with couches and macs


@BretBaier this president will never do anything why should he?No one dare tear down his castle.Hw do you stop his cover ups?Use Special ops


hoping this Christmas music will calm me enough to study for this bio test \ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udf84


@ItsGracceee I have something to at 6. It'll be over by the time it's over....\ud83d\ude02


I'm 99.9999999998% positive this old man is taking a picture of me in the waiting room at west bros. Turn your sound off sir. #Odd


You always want what you can't have. You sure as hell can't kiss it either.


Omg I've been at you're house for hours and you're still not here! #ThisIsBullshit


Line drive to left field. Runner on 1st with 2 outs


@CafeSmom I wish I could go! Especially after this day. Hopefully next year!


I JUST REALIZED @J_Sleazy94 and @kathrinestwitta are leaving next year! What is life?!


Having a great time on vacation with @RyanKimball13 but so over the rude people and expensive small entrees. #missingwisconsinliving.


@debskil1 @jennbenoit \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 \ud83d\ude4b did the same thing before #awks


My sister will be home so soon. Then I'll stop tweeting about it #TWOMOREDAYS


Man! I have a mustache! I'm never shaving this! #freshmanthoughts


How do people move on to another girl so fast...


Literally just had to wrestle the big ass dog Hannah's babysitting when I took it outside because it was choking... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


Teared up a bit when they drove the Volvo away\ud83d\ude22


It's ok I'll just talk to all my other 0 friends\ud83d\ude05


Huge S/O to my roomie @apsevern on becoming Simpson's next student body president! I can't wait till we get to move into the White House!


@raedeon Sorry I just wanted to use both of those pictures lol


Please tell me I can't do something, and I will show you I can


I like Beilein so I'm rooting for Michigan


You know all those bumps around the nipple.....they're brail that means suck here \ud83d\ude02 @wetdaddydaddy


How can I still someone that you've never had.. Or will have?


@DanielleFrye7 @swaggasoniceaal @sammma_jyz shut up. I only work at delta 2 days a week!


@Danielle_J23 yeah I took it off a few days ago


I wanna lose a shitload of weight \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udc4a


@RachelVignos me either I'm always awake


All I've ate today was that chicken biscuit. I need food.


@garciathecami I'm in New Jersey literally a state over you are a faggot that joke wasn't funny and you suck


Some search, never finding a way. Before long, they waste away. I found you, something told me to stay. I gave in, to selfish ways.


@_sarahhhberry \We need 4 straws. One for each of y'all and two for me.\" Wise words from Gary"


If you have something to say about me and my girlfriend, say it to our face and don't be a little bitch. #GrowUp #QuitHatin'


My best friend, @alyssaammarie finds out of her baby is a girl or boy tomorrow! So excited & happy for her! Hurry & get here nugget \u2764


Just had a major firework malfunction. #CloseCall


I've had a sweet tooth for like two weeks. I can't seem to satisfy my cravings.


@kaleylempke i never thought i would say this, but i miss our little home away from home #SadTweet


Didnt watch PLL so all you fuckers that hash tagged Toby's dead can die..


Be careful who you trust , the devil was once an angel.


Ready to talk #walkingdead with @Billbraski101 tomorrow.


Prom dress shopping tomorrow <<<>>><<<>>><<


If you still where snapbacks then I consider you a little boy & I won't be interested \u270b


I'm just not really feelin it anymore \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I'm super excited for Super Bowl \ud83d\ude01 #49ers


Today makes me sad. Dumb ominous clouds.


@Sarah_hosey you got that right! I like adult swim more, you can sit in the window and talk to who ever else is working.


@Kimberley_OK @_Ifunanya_ I'm good like that! :p


girls can't move on quickly than guys do


@Gbabymillz stealing another tweet? Haha


Chase your dreams ; but always know the road that'll lead you home again \u2764


Finally got to pick up my dress \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude0d


I stay up late and I wake up early. I seriously never sleep. \ud83d\ude32


#ImexcitedforSamAndCat Please @ArianaGrande @jennettemccurdy I love you now and always but I will love you even more. Wait, not possible


damn got ALLLL this shit going on friday


Talans new favorite thing is to jump on the couch. #socute


@mnewton21 \ud83d\ude2d he left me for the gym @huntermpratt


Manning is surrounded by talent and greatness including himself


You know she's a keeper if she's @Carlucheese #butshesmineandonlymine #mineminemine \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude18


Thanks for that lovely snapchat @stephflinta \ud83d\udca9


@Jessie22cowgirl \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31 yours hasn't come yet!! #lamefriendstatus


@laurendubinsky We'd have to put on our time travel suits, and go back to the #90's.


When did I shatter the back of my iphone! \ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude12 #nakediphoneprobs.


I don't have MWF classes next semester \ud83d\ude4c


I don't even have plans for the weekend yet but in excited.


So glad I got blessed with having blue eyes.


@Amy_Lynnexo I can throw a rock at Orlando from my house \ud83d\ude01


I have a 3-D printer for cakes, cupcakes and cookies. It's called an oven.


@Landryyyyy Long live the Deerfield Fair!


My career goal is to own my own bridal shop and get to deal with bridezillas everyday


nyakitin hati seseorg mank gmpng..tp membalas kebaikan seseorg sngatlah susah..jika qt gag prnh sdr akan ntu smua mk sia2lah hdp ne..


Spent too much money today... #whoops #shoppinaddiction \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0


Oh so you can beat my ass? Do it! #IDareYouToTry


I love my bus driver, she always says good morning to us. \ud83d\ude0a


EW\ud83d\ude37 dude quit snapchatting me, you're freaking me out. I don't even snap you back\ud83d\ude45get outta here


@DeJay03 it's not that I can't sleep. I'm just literally never home to sleep. Lol I JUST got home.


#ObamasStruggle Which special interest to pander to today.


@kruggaaa @emilyelaine_ you are grounded. Not the teenage punishment but the physical spiritual type shit.


Even Will. I. Am doesn't sound like trash on this akin hot dang.


This is seriously the best puppy ever. He's so cuddlyyyy


Worrying is a total waste of time. It doesn't change anything. All it does is taint your mind and steals your joy.


I hate when my dog wakes up before I'm willing to get out of bed \ud83d\ude12


@FuckNoraa @FuckRelyk I new one more. \ud83d\ude01


@HunterMBlake You're gonna have to teach me!


@Carolrinck I might I had one idk if I still have that


Well @shelliocorbino doesn't wanna share needles anymore..... :-/


Florida Georgia Line puts me in such a good mood \ud83d\ude0a


@HeffronDriveOST is there any way to get the second photo that was take sent to me?


poor kid in my last tweet has a life of misery ahead of him \ud83d\ude14


@BSUFootball whats the score? I am stuck at work :-(


@WhoYoureNot I was NOT anxious, just didn't want to over sleep and get charged for an appointment I didn't make it to!


Can't believe Quinn thought she could fool Huck.... @guillermodiazyo #scandal


@rainnwilson i ask myself the same question every night before i cry myself to sleep.


For once, I'm pretty proud of my grades! \ud83d\udc4f\u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc4d


@averyrayy it's fine. I won't even be awake then.


I'm actually wearing makeup today and not just mascara


The Hunger Games premier was so fun and I could cry since I'm not going to the Catching Fire one tn:(


I remember when I lived in chicopee my life was great


It's about time one of the best goalies with MVP for NWSL  :) Congrats @ADizzle23 \ud83d\udc4d#YouDaBest


@Insinnerate Family Guy could never compete with The Simpsons


@CarrollAshleigh I definitely should, I've listened to my solo song 3 times already we've been in the car for like 10 minutes


@christahall10 let me wear a paper necklace around my neck


About to go to Pizza Hut to watch the game


\Love yourself the way you are. Get your priorities straight. Keep your family close. Save money for a rainy day. Laugh.\" @seattlewagamama"


@ciaracxoxo don't make me jump the Brooke can you throw it go me


Getting ignored makes me feel horrible and a loser


There should be a weight limit for wearing tight pants on girls #yourfat


8 more tweets til 2000 and I'm still gonna forget


@m_berkkk hahahaha, I begged them to use skinny side!


@bobpockrass as he should be, That is not professional at all. Besides trying to hit truck very easily could have hit that NASCAR official.


I'm so glad I have a such a good relationship with my boyfriends family. They are all like my second family \u2764\ud83d\ude0a


to pay for the price of beauty it is pain.


Out to work in the rain fuck it somebody's got to do it #smh


@HickCountry22 no you little shit \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udca9


I wanna have kids when I'm older @MacChannell


I feel like I should buy a cowboy hat and boots and go horse riding.


What ever happened to those cars where passengers could sit facing backwards? #stationwagon


@bethwhitex3 your logic scares me sometimes beth lol


I love Christmas. I love all the pretty lights, the snow, all the Christmas trees and all the Christmas smells \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf32\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f\ud83c\udf85


Do you even notice your kids can't stand being around you?


I wanna snuggle you so hard @jyoung2575 happy bday!!


Good riddance to this week. 2013 needs to get easier from here! #CrazyTimes


@amberweeksie Everyone's just lucky I shaved my pits yesterday!


@aprindle208 oh so you're not even aware of what you're saying? You're kind of coming off as really ignorant now.


And its sad when people change so much.. Oh well.


@darian115 soon my love! Don't do anything fun without me!


My dad put on Creedence Clearwater. Him and I are the only ones who know every song. #classicrock #bornandraised


Guess who just found out they are in a triple \ud83d\ude03 and had 2 roommates instead of just 1 \ud83d\udc4d


@nikkiiistuderrr only problem my moms like bed ridden after her surgery idk if she wants us all there


Sean needs to stop taking my underwear before I fucking kill him.


@mcdarebear what are your plans today until about 530 or 6? \u263a


Surely my headache will get better now since I just sat down and cracked my head off the wall right? #feltawesome


Cannot wait for #trueblood  later! #addiction


I hate food commercials, they always make me hungry. \ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udf64


Yeah that's defiantly a \ballsy tweet\""


I hope Marquette destroys Syracuse next week. Yes I am bitter and I admit it.  #MarchMadness


@ctwallace14 haha well we appreciate the sympathy \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d


How can someone be so lazy as to not even open a soda can fully?! #petpeeve


I aced my quiz from last Friday. \ud83d\udc81


\ If you were a cookie, you would be a whoreo.\""


@elexiasanders_ @mariah_jean11 @hamyryan @julietoolie @allie_harkness I leave Friday morning at 7


#RandomFact...I read reviews on almost everything before I buy it


Two things I forgot that were on my list to not forget; blanket & vernors. VERNORS DOESN'T EXIST ANYWHERE BUT MICHIGAN!! #dying


@AndrewEden06 next time take 10!! It brings you right to the cities!


I've had 2 cups of coffee today idk about sleep tonight nope


All the prayers in the world go out to AP and his family. Absolutely awful


Well. You find out who you're friends are


@fulmetal2501 3 minutes fucking traffic dude


Only thing I wanna see in the Pro Bowl is a salsa dance from my boy @TeamVic.


@RickleMyPickle I agree I am one of the only schools in my state that still has school-_____-


@MichelleWBZ great to see you at the desk!  Great job.


I really just want to cry \ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude25


First day of t25 sucked! 12 weeks to go!


Say something, I'm giving up on you.\nI'm sorry that I couldn't get to you. #SaySomething


@ryan_ladd95 @BrookieCookie5_ ryan she thinks you're the idiot


The petals may fall, but the thorns shall always remain. \u2661


@burketg @alyyibarra @Cassandra0199 @ryan_easter @KyraNicole7 @AthenaSotirokos I am! Classy not trashy


I'm halfway embarrassed to say that I still have no clue where the Fuck the east campus shuttle goes.


I'm done with men. Like seriously ? Fuck em all. Except my closet friends. \u270c\ufe0f


Live it up till I'm dead ignorance in my head. F whoever you are I do what floats my boat.


If it's 2x as effective as the leading brand, why isn't it the leading brand?


She be tryna jump up and down tryna fit that ass in!


forgot I live in the equivalent of an igloo during the winter \ud83d\ude12 #socold #lynnstryingtofreezeme


haven't subtweeted jake in a long time so I hate you jake


I wish I could bring every homeless animal home with me. Just have a huge house with 1684996290641 cats and dogs.


@Kirk_Kopp stop island when your done heading there


Music I'd me getaway car from running from the world. \ud83c\udfa7


@StonerBoii2cold she works her life away, literally! it's crazy. without her that place would probably crash and burn. #nodoubt  #sorry :/


I go to bed early because there's nothing to do and wake up to plans I could've had if I would've stayed awake for 20 more minutes...


@karenza_jones stories at lunch>>>>\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@lacesiderewicz this picture is badass. lol


I CAN'T WAIT FOR @AmundsonAndy TO NOT MAKE THE PLAYOFFS FOR THE THIRD YEAR IN A ROW


SO HAPPY THAT IT TAKES AN HOUR FOR MYOSWEGO TO LOAD ONE LINK WHILE TRYING TO REGISTER. SO HAPPY. @SUNYOswegoProbz


@JokersBBUpdates so he realizes about Andy now! good..


@BrandonMBishop it's about diseases and stuff, some girl in our class said it wasn't due tho


I think this medicine is making me really emotional and I hate it \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude14


@SaharaSparks you wish death on someone that you don't agree with and think is fit to run our country #alittleharsh


Gods, this book is monstrous. Expect me to finish it sometime in 3014.


Reading all these tweets to our future children makes me worry about the future. They'll be spoiled brats!! #NoJoke


@AngeDeAngelo15 seriously ange, it's gunna be the cutest prom ever :))


@miniswag1 you love it, don't try and fool yourself


@doctadreya  no because I had pictures \ud83d\ude48


@naughtynateumn probably haven't seen a clone of me


@3Brooks_AN3 ya but if there's an emergency and need to get somewhere then you're screwed


@M_Oneal17 more of a Tennessee River guy myself


The only reason im not sleeping is because people are actually texting me.


Was watching highlights of Lady vols softball their pitcher was throwing 71 mph #dang that's like 100 MLB speed ! #doyathing


Why is my sister running through the house yelling \ud83d\ude21


@Handsum_Rom532 moved up here about a month ago. Gilmanton.


I wish I was into hockey so I had a reason to lay around and watch tv right now #sobored


I should probably stop online shopping in class


You're the biggest asshole I've ever met.


I bet she will do anything for some truckfit!!


I'm about to go lay down tho I need to try to sleep


It's nights like these where a skype date or just someone to talk on the phone would be nice.


Having China One for lunch tomorrow and Cheddars for dinner. Guess I'm gonna be gaining some weight tomorrow.


\I didn't mean it when I said I didn't love you. I should have held on tight. I should have never let you go.\" \ud83c\udfb6"


And I thought that being strong meant never losing self control...


ADVICE: Do. Not. Watch. The. Conjuring. This is way too goddamn scary


@BrandonArnett11 @deckj \ud83d\ude02 lol whatever


My thoughts won't go away, you are my holiday


I seriously am way to excited for the 4th of july\u2764\ud83d\udc99


@Padres amazing game tonight, my first ever baseball game and they won! Wish they had baseball in England now!


@Rick__Nichards @curlyhairbitch @FonzyDeFalco @ghennin95 @Montizzles shaking in my boots.


@AlikaNikole actually I'm the best \ud83d\ude2c


I really loved managing baseball this year. You guys are the best. #Thumbsup.


@dbo360 sorry to put you on the spot but figured if anyone would know it'd be you!


I hate people that walk around with their chin up like they are better then everyone


Reminiscing with @MarisaSaraceni I miss this bitch so much  cant wait to visit soon \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude0b


Who's going to the football game Thursday favor it up


Honestly I don't know how people do cross country. I can barley run 2 feet. #honest


@mikethemiz didn't you turn heel tonight?? ACT LIKE IT! why are you giving out prizes??????


#O2LHITAMILLION PROUD OF YOU GUYS GOOD JOB. PLEASE BE MY 1/6 @ConnorFranta @RickyPDillon @sampottorff @KianLawley @jccaylen @TrevorMoran\n94


Listening to sappy music, snapchatting my boss, eating Oreos, and looking at cute emergency pics...my life is pathetic.


Me and my roommate >>> \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c @morganhunter_14


Watching the best show ever!#bigbangtheory


Probably not moving very far from my bed today \ud83d\ude03\ud83d\udc4d


Only 20% of our soldiers in World War Two actually fired their weapons. #shocking


If I didn't care so much about you, we'd be single right now. @orubio99


@desireegalligan or stop ignoring me! Whichever hahahah


I don't care what you've done lately...god always finds a way back into your life


@Jadey232 @alliegork quite sketchy if you ask me


I love how Shila just walks into my house like she lives here. \ud83d\ude02 #prettymuch #sister


Well I got a reply so I guess that was the right one \ud83d\ude0f


@vanessalove9 @brianne_23 @BrittneyMiilu or accounting.


@_shelbyanderson HAHAHAHA 4 weeks later ..


Know the fucking facts before you run your fucking mouth


Just found out my uncle Jeff is close friends with the guys from New Medicine. Jealous? @RustyNutsMX


@TylerNuncio I wish I could just quit lol


we've had out share of fights, our up all nights.


\Tina if you hate this song just tell me I have 6 skips I'll use one on you\" True friendship <3"


@csl_cn @SCTongYe @hmfc_lee How would I be able to buy the new 2013 jerseys? I'm a fan of collecting jerseys and I'm interested in a few.


Just opened my microwave when the time was up WITHOUT it beeping #skillz


@dequinn well on the plus side- I can go to bed and actually get some sleep then ;) \n\n#TESD #TESDArmy


Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma


@DrJoshua09 Thank you, but I've been on that train for a long time now. #JustTaxTheStupidPeople


Watching the college football awards . \ud83d\udc4d


ALL DEVILS!! listen to my girl @rkglenn1 helping me on the announcements today!! she has such a GREAT voice #DreamsDoComeTrue