@RunningKathy no, that IS the punchline.


Won our 1st slowpitch game of summer, now its time to get on a plane early in the am & put my ass in the sand of mexico! #swampdonks #yeeyee


I still hate this song but that cat outfit is rad


It's alright just wait and see, your string of lights are still bright to me


ATTENTION FRIENDS: YOU GET YOUR CHRISTMAS PRESENTS AFTER CHRISTMAS OKAY DEAL


@kannpeck I know im leaving early for an appt and just noticed I have to come back for that \ud83d\udd2b


Kinda happy I'm home I miss my friends so much


Nothing says school spirit like a huge mascot tattooed on your right arm


@JustineLyons Yay come to me in Merica! :)


food is the love of my life. nothing can taste so bitter sweet.. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I miss Soph being little, but I love the age she is at. She will just go play w/ her toys in her room & I'm able to clean.


That Bad your Team Sucks so Bad you Gotta Say 'If we Make it To the Playoffs' lol


@nora_lynn11 I have to babysit Sam cause my mom is going out


@AaronGoodwin I speak 4 languages and one of them is seal! You crack me up <3


Why did I have to wreck... GOD DAMNIT, everything went straight to shit since then.. Everything..


Speaking of which, new Switchfoot is kinda trippy. It's wonderful, #FadingWestEP


@littleshea_w @tamz_22 lolol we can bring the baseball bat! Have you ever been to cedar point


And you never say \Hey\"\nOr remember my name.\nAnd it's probably cause you think you're cooler than me"


It's amazing how many words u decide u don't need after u figure out that what u wanna say is more than 140 characters.


Anyone who hates snow, i automatically hate also \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udca5


God damn you for making me fall in love with you


@JonathanGodwin oh yeah, there's plenty. Especially when Chattanooga is 15 min away


It's easy to tell that thanksgiving is being forget about because there are no turkey emojis


@kjeantaylor Hahahahahaha I love you this tweet just made my night


Huge shoutout and much respect to the entire cast and crew of NDCL's Here Come the Brides! It was a great show!


@Despo66    Nicosia how did you do last night.


@JayBellBooks good choices, Shelter is also my number 1 :)


@KyraBoland im like an hour and 45 mins away from there


I apologize for my drunken tweets I will not let it happen again


@1SarahORourke hahaha thanks for reminding me.


@TaylorLong_27 We have no lives, we spend our days talking about this \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


I hate this class and 90% of the people in it


@The1CalledTrev Not a whole lot, drinking a monster, sitting here in the sun with my aviators on. Same ol same :) #forever


I still hate you so much even though you've been a nothing for three months. #dumbbitch


I'm much too young to wanna be younger now


@ChrisPeckover he just read our Convo through his mask and decided to give up a goal bc we were talking shit.


i cannot and will not ever be able to take you seriously


@DMichaelll oh for sure bro and I wanna try that shotgun thing again


I always get so scared when the power goes off:(


So excited for this chiropractic appointment \ud83d\udc4d


Does anyone wanna buy me some snow tires?


@MazinnnMorgann_ @HollaaHollie what?! \ud83d\ude33


@JesslynMechelle I freakin love you more \ud83d\udc4f\u263a\ufe0f


Dayum Ima be fucked up tomorrow taking that TIA Essay shit lol


@Kat_Adam that's happened to me and it might be the only scenario which has made me sad enough to quit drinking!


@EdBouchette isn't that a pick in next years draft??


@BobbyPetronella  if it doesn't move to Monroe it could move to Trumbull. It would be on our border. Either way.


I hope everyone that abuses animals,  will rot in hell. #Cruel #SoSad :(


@KatieCuster2 watch the one I just posted


Making amends with @JacLaurita is just like joining the illuminati #RHONJ


This nursing home is so fucking hot. I'm gonna puke. But then I've got to wait for my sister in the fucking cold. UGH NO WINNING.


@GlynnHeavrin @nicole_maultsby another video of my beautiful voice \ud83d\udc7c\ud83d\ude0a


If anyone has a prom dress i could wear for friday let me know, it would be greatly appreciated #thanksinadvance


wait but #CatchingFire comes out in 2 days.\n\nWhat are this


A side note: The Redskins have defeated the eventual Super Bowl Champion the last 3 seasons. #HTTR


Whoever has been posting stuff on my twitter and instagram...i will find you. And I will kill you.


I seriously cannot express my feeling toward that enough


Lol at the kids who thought Carroll would beat Carmel


@WardT24 nothing yet.... lol giving me and log threats hahah


@ofmiceandm0rgan I can't now bc we can't download stuff until midnight to give a.m. DM me?


Can't wait for the 6am Thanksgiving breakfast. I love this tradition.


Too many simple minded people in this world


I WISH MY HAIR WOULD GROW. I need it to be just a WEEEEE bit longer!


I've never wanted summer so bad before in my life


I'm actually sad we don't have CCD tonight because I made cookies for everyone :(


I love Sundays.  A day of rest,  a day of worship.


big meeting tomorrow in New Orleans. plays out how much future is gonna look!


You can stop tweeting the same word anytime now.


@hollenbeck64 oh me and a few guys are getting together. At kyle rudesills house. And a couple of our buddies are coming to tell us about


Wtf is up with all these shiny helmets every team seems to be wearing? I don't like them.


@ReganZobrist but you don't freeze\ud83d\ude01


@jtcook16 he's the only reason they're in half the games. But the teams delusional to think that he's the guy to lead a Super Bowl contender


I'm sorry I,ruined your lives and crammed 11 cookies into the vcr


@CaptainAssBag why dont you have my number wtf! 6146233399


I really wanna drink this weekend.\ud83d\ude23


Watching Amish people run>>> lol it's different than normal people I swear.


I feel so bad that my puppy is scared of the storm. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udc36


@kristi_crouch12 hahaha lol catch my drift?


Sometime I feel like Dr. Phil.. I just wish I had advice for myself \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc94\u2728\ud83d\udc95


@laneshiloh - are you sure you're not my long-lost daughter?


Mitch's hoodie smells just like him \ud83d\ude0d weed and body wash \ud83d\ude02


@Kyle_Dm it's just funny that you think I wouldn't understand when my mom constantly does things just to put me down.


@debostic I hope your week goes a lot better .


@bbenter29 ya that's so true! Apply at eoc and ill put I'm a good word lol I saw a lot of places were hiring in berlin! And woo banks to!


ITD BE AWESOME if boss picked me up from the 29th block of Frederick and took me home sometime soon#imhungry


My bro has a cat named Molly and a daughter named Jane. Not gonna lie, i like my goddaughter a lot more than my godcat.


I have to drive from wilmot to central.... Heeere we go


It's either 100% or none...point blank period...I don't have time for no in between


U can't hide from life, eventually you have to live it


Seriously wish you could spend a day in my shoes


@kappanjoe yeah it only gets weirder as you watch it more. I wouldn't really recommend it to anyone.


Spending time with my boyfriend >> #favorite


@nicolepoganski that tweet brought me to tears


@LA1harris hahahaha. You always subtweet girls just tag them jeeeeesus. :p


@jlane422 agreed! SO much to catch up on :)


@cassidybrooke_ @_princessbriii_ @itskaitlinbaby yeah I do why would I make that up


I knew I shouldn't have believed you, it was all just an act.


Even tho he cries his life away he's my world <3


There's probably something I should be doing today... I probably won't do it though.


Today is going to be so hard. \ud83d\ude25


It's time to do what I want. No hold backs or backing out last minute. I will take this risk and see the world laid out before me.


@alanna_green I'll be home soon! \ud83d\ude0a And we're hanging out tomorrow!


Wish I had my flask for this 9 minute drive home.


I have low tire pressure.... What does that mean???\ud83d\ude23


Music has to be one of the greatest things ever created.


When you dont know where your goin you might end up somewhere else


If I retweet you a lot I will read your tweets if not I just scroll past your name.


so excited to consume alcohol right now.


Need to get my kids in bed. Probably help if I didn't have Dead Sara cranked loud to to vibrate my house.


I'm always alone. My aunt needs to be home more lol.


Oh these times are hard, yeah they're making us crazy, don't give up on me baby.


Have u ever scrolled through your twitter feed to the beat of a song


with the bros for the rest of the day \ud83d\ude01 #muchneeded


The people that look the most innocent are usually the biggest whores.


I've never been so confused in my life. I don't know where to go or what to do.


staying classy with wine tonight\ud83d\udc4c


@earldoole @aleb05 I had a Guinea Pig once. Was pregnant and died of a UTI. #nojoke #truestory


@gracehelbig how do I find a boyfriend when everyone is either terrible, or too good for me?


Admitting shame and embarrassment to someone you love is one of the hardest things in the world to do.


@AsvpJigg haha yea I'm down bro I just need to look at my work schedule and I'll let you know


Clutch time, which means Brady gonna end this


Oh my gosh tonight was the best night of my life and I didn't even go to rave\ud83d\udc4f


@littlexshug i gotchu if you need anyone haliee <3


Fuck you Dave Matthew an your 2 first names


@bwinmorissette best car ride I ever had <333


Life's easier when ya don't let yourself care too much.


WHY IS THE WANTED ON MY RADIO\ud83d\ude2d EWWWWWW. #HaGaaaay


words cannot explain my feelings right now


I am addicted to working out. #fitnessmotivation


Can I just sleep all day instead of having to work? #headache


Drink up this love baby, give it all we got tonight.


Never did I ever tell you to gulp on it heather. #lol


Temp: 69.2\u00b0F Wind:0.1mph Pressure: 30.032hpa Falling Rain Today 0.00in.


I would pay someone $100 to write a 4 page compare and contrast poem research paper.


My grandma always told me, never do anything you feel like you gon be ashamed of!!


Finally got my Kenny ticket! \ud83d\udc4d


Sometimes I wonder if your thinking what I'm thinking #thoughts


I love the Fall, favorite time of the year \ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf42


Come on Herm, Aaron Rodgers is no where near the top ten of all time QB's...


@sexybeard baby... They're not actually sisters hahaha


I can't sleep at night anymore..  I hate it.


I want ya so bad I'll go back on the things I believe. There I just said it, I'm scared you'll forget about me...


Track jackets are definitely not made to be warm. #freezing


Like wtf I drank straight vinegar today and my mom didn't even drug test me #pissed


@kristen_carmen I'm dying for real. Never drinking again. Ever. And ever


@Matt_Sallinen it's a doozie of a weekend too my friend!


Chipotle in Lawrence taste so much better


\Sometimes people change, and they become the person they said they would never be.\""


Scared to open some peoples Snapchats \ud83d\ude33


Let's go to an orchestra and get our crazy rave disco dance


I wish there was a way of letting someone know how big of an idiot they are without being a complete utter bitch


Strangely excited for the 45 minute carride by myself tomorrow #imweird


@jakeeldridge_23 umm no I'm fine sitting inside by the heater :p


@pfrankie31_ @MaximumSwag7 @ReaganHenson @TannerVGallows @noahrobinwilkes whose this Parker franks kid?


When something feels to good to be true \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


@TNasty4Teen that's what all of piketon is wondering. Lol


The Titanic never fails to make me teary eyed


In my backpack I have a stapler, toothbrush, wine opener, and sewing kit. I do not have a pen or pencil.


I've played it off like I don't miss you, but I really freaking do. \ud83d\ude14


Outside Temp:42.1\u00b0F Inside Temp:45.5\u00b0F Wind:2.8MPH W. Gust:4.0MPH Chill:42.1\u00b0F Hum:97% Baro:30.09in, Rising slowly.Fine weather.


@GottliebShow your a troll ranking UK #7 was #BushLeage


Girls really have no idea want they want in a relationship or a guy


@botdfmusic good morning .just to let you know I already bought my tickets to your show for Boston mass


@FrancescaNic0le yeah that's pretty terrible


Like who would've thought I would get the white boy of my dreams ...like whaaattt


Waiting at the Verizon Store for an iPhone 5S. I am the line. There\u2019s one person at the AT&T store. Plattsburgh NY. @reneritchie @iMore :)


@kbiggz55 beats are more expensive and shittier than other earphones, you're literally just paying for the brand name hahahah


More than anything-- I want to go to Hawaii, walk on the beach, and listen to  \Over The Rainbow\". Incredible \ud83d\ude2d"


Wish my cuddle buddy was with me right now. Hint, hint... @lilxrevis24


everything is really simple down here, if the store sells cigarettes there store will be called cigarettes


I love who's in my life right now, please never can you guys never leave


I don't always tweet seriously, but when I do...it's never


I just wanna be your #WomanCrushWednesday


I've always loved how the Roehrig family has adopted me as their own. Love you thugs.


I hope Pat sees this and thinks of me\u263a


I'm so happy @AnAllTimeHigh introduced me to #Scandal


& that is what I like to see , stealing a llama from a circus to take it to Taco Bell \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0c #Approved


@BrettGriffith33 Haha honestly i liked watching Stephen Jackson throw haymakers on the innocent white dudes lmao he's a thug.


Great season husker football! @Huskers I am@proud to be a husker fan!


@lesan_peters @tarakay234 @katiiiebeth @LindsaayFrancis it's so awesome guys!


@chelsjones10 I don't even know. 12:30 maybe!


And what's worse is one of you knows it's wrong. But you do it anyway.


You know your not ready for a test when you have to verbally warn the person next to you to not to even bother looking over at your test


Watching Pretty Little Liars with Tay Tay


This kid pumping my gas right now... #weirdo #awk


@hgstapleton @kevanna0797 you both are now shut up & watch the movie


@slayerroly that bitch bet not or im cuttin somebody!


@krauth4 you're going to have alooooonnnnng fucking day


Like what do you do with your time if you aren't looking up pictures of Alex ovechkin or harassing nhl players on twitter


Going on a run, on this beautiful day (:


I don't know what team I dislike more... Boston or Detroit. #ALCS Go #Yankees


Bill Hader is killin' it in the red jumpsuit #FrancoRoast


@MNutter33 @toothman147 Yesiir your welcome.


So overwhelmed with everything I have going on.. \ud83d\ude23


@Sam_J_Schneider have you seen the show drunk history??


I can't wait to get away from this place!!


@krackerrr ill text some people and see what's going on


@tendern86724873 I am fine sis. They did new procedure on my knees took longer than expected.


I can't wait until I move out and don't have to listen to my mom anymore\ud83d\ude12 #donttreatmelikeim5


Considering going to bed until 8:30 and waking up then for hockey


Had some Fun in the sun today @MandreaMcdouble but now with my crazy family again #gottaloveem


Omg I'm so sore \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16 #bye


The real question of the day is can we get this job in Monticello done.


I'm spoiled already \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc81 #isthatbad


@NimaShaffe hey Nima your KC took it! Lookin good for long run to end game!\ud83d\udc4d  Lions pulled out an awesome victory from the jaws of defeat! \ud83d\udc4d


I know who I want to take me home \ud83c\udfa7 #throwbacksongs


I can only change who I am so much and all I can give is all my love and my love ain't never been enough.


@WillGarner18 @drObeseology @BBorchers13 I will


Thank goodness Kelly is coming over tomorrow. I love that bitch.


@megannesterkamp i was creepin' \ud83d\ude4a


When Johnmark snaps you his reenactment of every single emoji face \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude1a\ud83d\ude09


@Smith_ballin32 text your favorite aunt & tell her what it is. \ud83d\udc9c


Someone teach me how to ice skate I've never been


Is it just me or was Black Friday super gay this year?


90s nickelodeon channel is the best. Nothing like watching rugrats, hey Arnold, and catdog before you go to bed. :) #FeelingLikeAKidAgain\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc9c


I love being home alone cause I can just jam out all day


Don't know what I would do with @keylakayla an @ShineCheyenne tonight


I get too awkward around the cute guy at work.


#cnnnye love @kathygriffin tell Anderson Cooper hot shower pic!


@LoptrsKiss they look awesome! Is the sparkly one a glittery polish or little gemstones that you put on?


Seriously.... Why does Channing Tatum have to be so sexy... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@milletange I wish you could come! Love and miss you mill!


@timmex haha if I was home I would say come over!


That awkward moment when you confuse your spanish teacher for your bestfriends step dad\u2026\ue40d


New kid needs to close for the rest of the season


@KennedySondrol Not a Trojan.\ud83d\ude45


I'm happy all the middle school drama is behind me.


Good morning everyone \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Watching pitch perfect at jays \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc93


@AmandaNick7 I feeel ya! Did you apply to curry?!


Late text with my bestie! @AlyssaAnnWint


@katierysiewicz \ud83d\ude22 wait what am I gunna do without you..?


What do you call it when you dismantle a baby's jaw? \n\n\n\nDeep throat. \n\n\n\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude37


@BiggKuntryy95 me and joe have the same problems...


Aaron Fucking Boone meet Jim Fucking Joyce.  #RedSox #WorldSeries


@Livvvmajor well you will find out tomorrow


Rip @PJERNAUT  you will be missed old friend.


Braxton Millers' face just than.... Kid got his cookies stolen.


@DavidVonderhaar is there an explanation of the zombie ranking system for black ops 2?


This meet tomorrow will be rough.... #nervous #unprepared


Waiting last minute to shop for Christmas presents because you already know that you would come out the loser in a Black Friday brawl.


My first image of OU  was seeing @caithenrich @angzahorsky and @JHlebak standing outside the dorm because of a fire alarm at 9 am


@vandykid95 you look like a slut. But a nice slut.


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 13.3 F,\nHumidity 39% ,\nWind 5.6 MPH\nDirection 45\n#weather


Migraines suck.  Feels like someone is taking a hammer to my head then moving to a knife.  Wishing the pain would go away. #inpain


Spoiled myself today! Nails, tan, clothes, hair tomorrow! :) excited!


Last day of my little bunch of 6am shifts\u263a\u263a


I SHOULD HAVE BROUGHT A SWEATER #freezing


Never thought I could be this excited about coming back to Minnesota #home


There's more than miles in my rear view.


. @LuvRayn wait. Who's graceful? Me or you? I'm not sure a ninja doing a black flip in broad daylight is very ninja like. Sensei.


Haha you always like to move fast. I hope she is everything you have ever wanted #funnyshit


And I love other girls who tell you, yeah I don't even understand girls. It's like thank you! #justice Men are simple. And I stand by that!


Got a good workout at the gym today \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udc4c


@young_forever25 @bornneude @mariumrashidd wait need me for what


@JoeNYLaw @codeezra  JFK tried to warn us back in 1963 about the \Secret keepers\" in America and how dangerous the are to a Democracy."


@BigSexiLyons @robbbyj haha my bad, won't happen again


What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!


Lord father, I don't mean to be a bother, I just hope you can protect me on this road...


Idc what you go through or what caused your bad mood don't let it out on other people it's your own problem


I dont need a facebook page. Im tired of the drama it brings...#mindblown...


@M3gann21 that sounds sooo good right now!


i might be off of here for awhile, who knows. goodnight.\u270c


@ChloeMDiana it's by far the best place I've ever been! Shopping's really cheap here too \ud83d\ude01


I believe Pheed took away all nudity, so I am done with Pheed


That was some much needed exercise \ud83d\ude01


in so much pain from yesterday working 11 hours and today's just another one of those days #AGHHH


My goal this football season. Break school record for most interceptions in a season


Damn it's weird driving other people's cars


That a boy! First Aussie in history to win ! #Masters


You never fall in love the same way twice.


Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst


@we3rowles @shieldsgroup I'm busy deciding how to explain my friendship with you, not IF but WHEN he tracks us all down!!


But honestly, if I'm a bitch to you, I usually have a pretty good reason.


@_jaidaSMAIDA you the one that proposed the idea


Don't let me make up for the things you lack


I really hope Brody gets to feeling better \ud83d\ude22


I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \ud83d\ude01


I am actually excited to watch next weeks ultimate fighter . I love that girls are on it now its 10x more intense and I enjoy it now


I'm glad @AmyArens can't screenshot. #Lol


Time to get some things done before 3:30...... Go Irish !  Damn, will @IndyCar ever return ? The schedule really needs serious reworking.


I'll be your teacher I'll show you the ropes


Apple adds realtime collaboration, document organization to iWork for iCloud beta


Work tonight. >>> @MakaylaBrookeee hahahaha.


Everything will be alright if we just keep dancin like we're...


The fact that I have to sit with my mom to calm her down because of the storms.<<<<<<


I basically hate everyone with a passion


@henselhaley didn't place for regionals \ud83d\ude15


I hope its not what I think it is... #scared


Gas went up $.30 in the last week. Looks like I'll be walking to Oshkosh to work #poorgirlprobs


And everyone in line in the bathroom just trying to get a line in the bathroom


So weird to be the oldest sister at the bar \ud83d\ude31 #righthandbitches


Work is so busy I might just hide in the bathroom forever.. Sorry Scott. \ud83d\ude18


@RJHoughton2 @doubleOkid19XX will need someone to bring my vehicle


It is fucking awesome to have my phone back.


Big congratulations to @kyle_phelps on moving into a brand new house today. Proud of you and excited for ya at the same time!!!


Also May is my halfway point towards getting it all together.


Lewistown......= full of dumb sluts! #youknow #killyourself


Hanna you better go back to get Ali, find that bitch


@cousin_dave worked there for 5 years. Tell me about shareholders..


@iiitskatiee so I could go around America on all the one highway? I don't get it like it has to end


@selfish_machin3 you missed my grandmother going insane and hijacking every story I tried to tell haha


@jason1040 he was bad with the Jets. Only because of his last-name does he have a job.


Well. I'll probably be the only one getting a car wash when it's raining out. \ud83d\ude33


When 2 rudders match every single day. << you bitches are sick as fuck. Please take a shower.


Gardner = Denard + 4 inches @AceAnbender


I think we're the youngest people at the Son Volt show.... at least it's a polite crowd.


#ThoughsInTheHallway why is @albieindisbitch so cute


Justin didn't even fucking smoke weed and crazy weirdo fans are threading to kill themselves and chop their balls off its called #PhotoShop


@BethKaras Whew!! Are we sure? Please say we're very sure! I'm getting borderline personality disorder Beth!


At least the guys in the ivy leagues are going to make bank.


We good we get it we love where we headed so we live to regret it but we don't ever care


When guys think it's cool to treat their girlfriends like shit just because their loser friends are around #growup


@TODAYshow anyone who doesn't think that wasn't the greatest ending to a college football game is a #bama fan or is ignorant


I want to be your favorite hello, and your hardest goodbye.


Ever since I've been worry free I've had more energy to do things and I love it.


Why did I say 14 days earlier? Was I drunk? \n\n10 days. 10 days til the beach.


It's amazing how much of an impact one person can have on your life


I will never forget one night I had a table of 3 and the girl talked to me about different dicks she's seen for about 10 minutes. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02


Time to leave work finally. What to do tonight, if anything at all. Hmm.


Damnnnnnn girrrrrrrl are you a fire detector? Cause you are really fucking loud and annoying.


@drat54 haha well you lucky SOB you. Will consider this a late congratulations on doing that haha


@aimee_buckland I'm ready for Amanda to go!! Now we know where the collar of shame came from!! Lol


@mallorymcnear I was talking about it with you guys I asked if her fingers came out poop brown


If you haven't ran from the cops in your teenage years, then you did it wrong


Professor is giving us 100's on the quizzes we all bombed for being in class today?!?! #iloveyou


Woo-hoo NFL draft...and woo-hoo to having to wait a cpl hours for the #texans selection


Y'know something just feels wrong about my mom pointing out \absolutely gorgeous\" girls for me to check out.."


Torii needs to rally the troops right now in the dugout


Today was tiring #exhausted #movingprobs


@jameriquewither @Jenna_Marbles  its like fan mail people may not draw good but we had to paint our fav celeb and she drew her


Days like today just make me wish I had a pool so I could jump in it right after school


How is Alabama still ranked ahead of us?! #Mizzou \ud83d\udc2f\ud83c\udfc8\ud83c\udfc6


\u201cOur feelings are our most genuine paths to knowledge.\u201d --the incomparable Audre Lorde


@_Shitko @HayleyMaree09 do you have a Busch Light with my name on it in that fridge?


What up last day of school! #JuniorYearOver


@abbieeeeey well duh, we are the coolest people in town


I mean, we could be like Memphis or Milwaukee or Salt Lake City.


You only know you're high when you're feeling low. Only hate the road when you're missing home. \ud83c\udfb6


If I could go back and fix prom last year I would...


@theearlynov retweeted me and the early November family went off on my twitter! Such an \Ever so sweet\" day!"


@RageinPagein92 I could try to explain but I'm too drunk. NEVER MIND. DELETE.


I'm only counting on your cancellation, when I should be counting on you at my door.


When you wake up and some random kids phone is at your house that you didn't even hang out with that night.


@mwestcott19 omg did I really say that hahahah


@ASTROSPACE24 dude for real? Where are you and why aren't you in menomonie?!


First intramural basketball game tonight! #LETSGOOO!


Shake ya ass, show me what ya workin' with.


@ariellemorgan_ good night is always bad!


@njmadmaxlyons got tht air conditioning biotch


Like honestly dunkin just made my day 20 million times better \ud83d\ude0d


Swag lets take pictures of our phones then post then to facebook


I wish everyday was Mirror Lake Jump day.


@Freddie_V4 this is everything I ever wanted to hear!!! Dm me your number :)


\@tbhjuststop: my future husband could have a girlfriend right now i am so mad at him\""


Just walked out my front door and then walked about twenty steps to get to Caribou Coffee this morning. City life is very nice to me.


@sarahhmcgee wouldn't be surprised i think this is my 7th charger since I got my phone in may


Need to do wash then get my track shit ugh \ud83d\ude12


You open your eyes into mine, and everything feels better.


@PritteyRikki_ @420MaryJanie looks like you still do ! don't try and get reckless with anyone when you were the one that got mad over a


Why the hell did i waste 14 years of my life on something i'm not even good at :/


@BobbieJoWegrzyn haha same here!  I just can't help it!  You can't ever tweet even about how sweet they are and how happy you are! :)


@tommypagen that still hasn't been decided


Tonight probably could not have been any worse . What so ever.


Been back in the \real world\" for a whole day and I'm already exhausted. #grownupprobs"


My first tweet ever. Gotta give a shout out to my man @jtimberlake


Everyone of my buttons have been pushed today, and I'm losing patience.  \ud83d\ude20


If @JFeitelberg hasn't tagged the girls that had his phone I'm not sure what to think about him anymore


@ReshaRaylene I could pick you up lol I'm coming in I just need to know where you live lol


Dreading finals next week:( I hope I pass my classes.


@NickNorval @brooke_stacy haha yeah that guy was a pussy


Second lunch on day one, fifth lunch on day two


Fucking cunt dude looks like I'm watching a movie


@ktea_schwab @Cassie_Field @wheelka you guys should come to toms tonight ill be there and haven't seen any of you in ages!


Gonna get myself ready for momma after this last class.


They play crazy kids on the kesha commercial I don't think u understand that's my jam


So they are stealing 1hour of our spring break?!


The thing I am going to miss so much is the cheerleaders chanting before every home basketball game #thankyou


@wildchild49 @Kelphotography @TrialDivasJ true it would be a shock but you have to face facts she did it


Unfriended Savannah on Facebook. That'll teach her a thing or two about friendship.


I want another phone case , to add to my 20 I already have lol


@Wilson3419 on the plus side its payday?


Alone this year, there were 25 school shootings. This is unbelievable. How can a person walk into a school and do this?


Our movers are hauling! Trying to get done before the worst heat of the day.


Lol my nonexistent good night texts are the bestt!


omf. today's going to be a very long fucking day.\ud83d\udd2b


@BranchlandBates lol got about 3 inches of it here and still coming


@KForzese I know I won't be returning for a while....


You could sleep with the minute men but im all night long


Forget the popo. \ud83d\ude02 @kalob_smith


No matter how angry I get, I always end up forgiving you.


I have no intention to go home at all this year unless I absolutely have to so sorry mom


Like, you all live a Fucking lie...........


Kind of weird i'm picking up my kids at a dorm @CaitMacLellan16 #questionableparenting #adamstower


I can text back ridiculously fast when I want to. Most the time I just choose not to.


Oh wait, I get a haircut tomorrow. Fuck yes. Fuck long hair, it can suck a dick


And it's taken me this long baby but I figured you out


Woo! It's Friday! Oh wait I work both Sat & Sun.  #work #noweekends


And even at the white house we pull up at the back doors.


I've never been more happy with my life than right now laying here with my boyfriend listening to music. It's perfect \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb6


Carrots and peanut butter>> \ud83d\udc30


Idk if I can guarantee the safety of any teachers that may try to keep me from sleeping in their class on Monday #NotGonnaBeGood


Back to wearing my cheetah fuzzy pjs #bejealous


@mhelmick97 @chunky8meek116 @jtrodgers0 haha lol gotta expect that out of him lol! Pussy!


Turbo fire timeeee #bringit \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude2c@kjmonnie2109


I hate when my mom talks and pretends she's insightful and says \ya know\" a million times."


i wonder if i have ever been subtweeted about \ud83d\ude06


You know what they say, you are what you eat. So I guess that means I'm a giant pile of pasta and bread


@JadeBermudez I like you and I'll be taking road trip this winter break towards your neck if the woods :-)


I'd rather laugh at all my problems than sit there and cry #somad #sohappy \ud83d\ude04


@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\n#diabettusbuddies


Soooo much to do this weekend and so little time!


There was literally no one at school today


You have made an International Incident again today ojai. Congrats.


@Payeeege that's okay though because it's jack.


I don't believe in hell,  but I just might be there tonight


I only failed like three of my classes. #SummerSchool


@AlliJoy5409 Oh I already have him my input.


It's hard for me to talk to people.. <<<


@xo_Priscilla slightly? I think that's a little but of an understatement \ud83d\ude1c


Jr. High cheer is so serious now. Like no?


@Ron_Peterson @jimcantore coming from a guy with a dog as his profile pic...


Know what time it is?.... Gym time!!!!! Ahhh yeah


@shaylerose well look at that...I did whoops lol


\ud83d\ude1e why did this happen.. I was having fun..


@MandyWilliams03 I hear ya! Summers just beginning! I'm sure ill see ya soon ;)


It was filled with warm milk not vodka u son of a bitch!


@Shawn_Rine Are you calling Tony Soprano a greedy prick...lol


Brooks has decided he no longer likes school. Home again for the second week in a row. #wastedmoney #notevensicklyanymore


About to go to bed and expecting to not wake up til the morning \ud83c\udf1e


\The moment when your moms doing the dishes, so you slowly put another one in and walk away fast.\" I do this all the time! #riskythingtodo"


Manziel had 400 yards of total offense against the Tide... He's the best college QB in the last 20 years


@FindTruthOFC @ZoltanTroll @numiiigoesrawrz @KittyPls @RdmCats @LaBrush41 fair


You know its never good when my dad calls me Madeline #ohno


Hanging out with Alix and Brooke soon. So glad I have real friends now. \n#realtalk


If i ever get a dog im calling him/her \that dog\""


The space between the tears we cry. Is the laughter keeps us coming back for more.


Finding it hard to be excited about break bc I have so much school stuff to do lol at my life


I think it's cute how understanding her mom was.


@LoJackson94 yeah. Just a disgusting choke job the second half of the season


I'm about to watch a video about #gangs in class, these people are straight up retarded


You have to love basketball on all levels


@c_stevens31 @Stay_Classie8 The losses to the Raiders and Bills were inexcusable.


Whelp on my couch watching Pretty little liars. .. I'm okay with it


@Loganb91 @jakesaunders7 Haha how many did you send him?


You can never See your victory with your head held down!


@LaFaveMcKenna love you\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 we need to hangout soon\ud83d\ude0d


@woahitskira_ you aren't in school either?!


@cassidy_justice okay that one was me:-)


Seriously I have no clue what I'd do without @cecgriff in my life. She's hands down my best friend and sister from another mister. :)


Today is the perfect day to be out on the river. *Hint hint, dad.*


I just saw a midget couple, and honestly it was on of the single greatest moments of my life.


My tweet game is feeling vicious and full of rage right now. And I'm lovin lol tonight... lol


true, I basically exist on LinkedIn, but that doesn't mean I'm not #fun or #safe online


@cjohnson0314 haha behind stage when him and I were alone! \ud83d\ude09


I ain't about that being controlled by a boy kind of life. I do me


the forecasted wind chill until after 1pm tomorrow for us is -30\u00b0F...... I don't want to function tomorrow.... #minnesotaproblems


I have the best pets anyone could ever ask for. Mav is cuddling with me and Kimber is fast asleep. #goodlife


All I can think about is going to the gym \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udfc3


Taylor swift I hate you but goddamn are you fabulous


I mean, it was cancelled for a rain storm. Ha


#DontBotherMeWhen I'm watching UK basketball !


\put the lotion in the basket\" - Gurnsey"


Just decided on what I'm giving as my first five Christmas gifts!!! \ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf84


@arionnahunter let me do it !!! Do you have school tommmmorw ?


im gonna try to learn animals next i think mmm


@OliviaWalker387 I've been thinking about going orange lately..


I cannot seem to bring myself out of bed today.


Oh hey I saw @MKMorris624  last night too!


\The more people that I meet, the more I love my pitbull!\" #haha #sotrue"


The first lotr strongly relates to skyrim


Bobs got something stuck in his pussy tonight.


Now more then ever I'm having tons of spelling and autocorrect errors when I text. I hate it. Thanks @TrevorKoch1 \ud83d\ude11


For my close friend in newcastle,James I hope your okay. I wish I could talk to you right now. I'm praying as much as I can for you. be safe


Mexican with @shur3n3_d yummmm . #SoFull


@skcandcfctid there's a bunch of bare spots and random super green spots all over. It looks awful


@maxwell2772 awh Max \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02


I would pay for another chance with you. Name the price


@69_pickens ; my baby doc doesn't have one of those machines but I'm hoping he will send me to someone who does. I go to the one in selmer.


@BruinsEnforcer @Saxt0n @scumbagjoe my argument is that you're a nerd #oooo


@salcedoo_andres @Pretty_Flvco who you going for Andres?


Why get under my skin when I feel like this \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude20


This kid is playing the stupidest music ever....


I really love @hannagambrel \ud83d\udc99


@FBGMegan who cares. Your not stupid and that's why u don't give a fucccckk. Let them hate , cause haters have nothing better to do.


If you don't wear black socks, wtf are you doin?


Whoa. I almost just used Chapstick. The fuck was I thinking?


@fuckyotweeeets from when we hot boxed!?


@Trader_J0E have fun at school tomorrow I'm gonna be off injecting narcotics


@Abby_Lee_Miller im hoping the mothers are and that annoying rude little girl


@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ.


Owen made the best fucking point about playing football in college


This Easter isn't the same without Nell \ud83d\ude15 #missmybud


@danni_mullins @_ArielleG I had a dream we were all doing meth :'(


Damnnnnn the weekend just came on my bedtime playlist. I wish this girl were awake right now


@planet_fitz @boucher_mar @imnotevencute it was back in the day no hard feelings now


It's one thing two tweet it, but it's another two actually do it. So stop right now and #prayforandy . Him and his family/friends need it.


I'm the glad the Pirates are winning, screw the reds!


White Chicks never gets old \ud83d\ude04


SO READY FOR BASKETBALL SEASON! \ud83c\udfc0 #ballislife #favorite


I just need to get this class over with.


The difference between to and too is literally one of the easiest things to learn. Take 5 minutes out of your time to figure it out. Thanks.


ever since freshman year my tuesday classes have had shitty weather


Perks or Ted. Ted or Perks. Laugh or cry. Cry or laugh.


@_TREY__III Are you the only sophomore doing it???


I wanna drink \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Everyone in my house is sad like BE HAPPY HOLY SHIT


Why you gotta, make me wanna, keep wanting you?


I guess i'll do homework after dinner is done..


Cause I don't want to leave home, without your love


Me n MIGHTY @Ro_Jumble are assassins on the pong table right now


@KateriNicole07 and don't you forget it!


Also whoever picked this music should Marry me.


@BReinkemeyer you and me and her #simultaneously


I think I'm definitely defined as a tease.. I just hate being mean to guys && feel bad letting them down


How are some people just so good at taking selfies I don't get it \ud83d\ude46


Is it bad that I get super angry about how my sister breathes?


Going to be a pisspot if softball is canceled. This means I'd have to find another excuse to drink copious amounts of beer on a Monday night


\Choose which one of your jobs gets their sons back\" nice botch cole #wwe #botch"


My social life will be over with fall ball and work after school


Beach day with my favorite person @Kayla_Simon \u2600\ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udf79\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udf0a


@charsta01 oh for it to be warm enough for such a thing..... #sob


I love taking showers with music playing


@girlhaxor you're welcome, cupcake \ud83d\ude18


Hope u had safe n great evening n good luck Wvu on sat can't wait Wvu forever pride- loytality -faith


@applezdashiz thanks, girl! You got me. It's a mixture of alcohol and emotions right now. I'm pulling it together.


@nataliiieee17 oh ill try, and you have a good one as well.


\@KellyGoodman: My summer basically revolves around  sharks and minos\" and I hate it."


@KristenGraham3 @Ukaners Ew. What is wrong with you. Ya nasty.


You're all irrelevant to my life. Peace bitches. \u270c\ud83d\ude34


so scared to have my first practice in a month then my first game five days later\u26ab\ufe0f


Doing the halftime show at the Iowa State game :)


My dicks so big it needs jupiters rings to fuck,ur dick so small u couldn't fuck an ant hole: what I said to my dad when drunk over weekend


If I have a 5 page paper due every week I'm going to shoot myself


@MonGoodwyn I do. I think he gets at least 4-6 carries a game.


Half of a paper remains between me and the end of my undergraduate work. #holycow


@MrsMunchkinFunk @rustedtraveler Great pic!


We are afraid to care too much, for fear that the other person does not care at all


I think I'd do better online dating in my area if I was a redneck drug dealer. I'm thinking about putting a lift kit on my Hyundai.


@BarackObama You are a Jerk! You promised why trying to get my vote that the middle class will not pay more for this\obama care\" CRAP,CRAP !"


@Ello_auroralove good luck tomorrow love!!


If any harm comes to her because of how you are treating her. I'll never look at you the same..


This is the best, yet most bittersweet summer I have ever had


Wonder how much McDonald's pays per tweet from the #LaKings..


I never wear pajamas I just sleep in whatever I wore that day usually


\When you mess around with someone you're going to fall in love with.  It's guaranteed.  And you'll fall hard.\" -A Wise Man"


What to do with tomorrow? We'll probably work on our house we have for sale in Harrisburg.


@AnthonyHotels it's to bad. Hope they prosper towards the end of this show! The hotel doesn't seem to bad, but it isn't exciting either


do he love me do he love me not? \ud83d\ude0f


@meyersMMA35 @joexbondo @KatieStrangESPN if that's what you're talking about. He got a penalty. Marchand was not assaulted.


@esawyer63 \ud83d\ude08 after people look at this pic. I kill them in their dreams


Say hateful things to people only makes them stronger. So don't be a jerk.


Can't wait to graduate so I won't see you fucks anymore


Just woke up and have that weird feeling inside me ughhhh


Its time for grilled cheese and tomato soup


I have grown too strong to ever fall back in your arms.


@greyasashes so painful you have no idea those things are vicious!


I'm such a good person for what reason?\nReally wish I could answer that question.


S/O to @LucasNoss for taking me out in the tractor \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude9c


@shelbsss_05 cheez its stink \ud83d\ude37


I like Scotty. #NiceGuy me him and @bcarpenter30 need to chill.. And @caseysimpson7 and @NotWhiteJoey


Big thanks to @JRauchliday and @BreezeM3 for the early Christmas presents


Voting is essential!  Rock the vote.  Representing over here in my township.


I'll put on Chapstick whenever I damn well please.


@jenna_collins3 I'm screwed for tomorrow. I can't remember anything about lord of the flies #help


@becca_pender \ud83d\ude33 are you serious?! Fuck I don't have 400$ to just give up wahhh


All of these bright colored pants make me wonder when were going to film our target commercial


I have a reason to be pissed at you tooooo buddy


I'M GONNA GO HOME AND HAVE SEX THEN EAT PIZZA. PROB REPEAT A FEW TIMES. #LIFEISGOOD


The Chive will just never be the same for me now. I hate when shitty people ruin good things.


IVE NEVER HEARD OF THESE ELEMENTS WHAT IS THIS


@TheNaughtyMafia  meeting @ivanrusilko  love the @WinemakersBooks  and all the @IvansBabyGirls!! Can't wait to meet you all @GroovyTimesGrou


When you're running on 7 hours of sleep over three days, your jokes really scrape the bottom of the barrel!


I think 2 Guns was purely based off the image of two guys shooting back to back with money flying in the air.


Reminiscing about volleyball this morning


Because what's life without back pain right


I just want Ray Allen to get a ring. #Notaheatfan


@Porsh_911 yeah I'll be fine, I just wish I would have called him, maybe I could have prevented this. We were close like that.


Because we all know that Thomas Hardy was just an ammature and totally needs my advice.


Hunger Games must be killing it because the movie theatre is at full capacity


Night two with this stuff. !!!! \ud83d\ude1d


You're not even a thankful friend at all, seriously fuck you,


IT WOULD BE STUPID AS FUCK FOR THE FSA TO CUT OFF POWER WHEN WE RELY ON IT TO COMMUNICATE.... ASSAD STILL HAS COMMUNICATIONS


At the lowest of all lows and not shit for someone to go to.


I live to love and laugh a lot, and that's all I need.


Home tonight! My nights in rochester are well below double digits...


#brigbackthefightsong @bgathletics. This is a college game!


@KeeleyCole2 Keeley cup I DMed you back!! Did you need something??


At micro without @readysethunter, you'd be proud tho... made it on time and in second row! :P


@ciara_gravely hunter has a truck @hunter12allen


@shannonlynn4 which one do you work at? But sounds exciting.


@siierraann \ud83d\ude0a thanks baby \ud83d\udc9c


@IROCKBOOTZ 4 tatts, 00g sized gauges and used to have triple pierced ears nose and bellybutton but I have a metal allergy.


Who wants to chill with me and Xavier? We got the car and trying to find something to do.


Maybe because you look like a complete douchebag


I hear you like TSwizzle #goodchoice #browniepoints


@arenzi001 harasses me while I'm sleeping


@rawrrritskatie @RealCarmack hahahahahahahaha truest thing I've ever heard in my entire life


@Jac_G_Strickler no im not! ive always been nice to you


I miss all the people from school \ud83d\ude14


Me and @jvise407 are about to watch Sinister for the first time. I have a feeling we'll be sleeping with our beds together after this. \ud83d\ude31


@Carm_SanDiego literally I made #fun of everyone going home and snapchatting their pets....


I just feel stupid now. I must be the dumbest girl alive lol


i saw constellations in your eyes, and i felt home on your lips


God is great, beer is good, and people are crazy


@Sshhaayy_ tis. Now text me something \friend\" \ud83d\ude1c"


S/o @Currie10Ryan for that Dairy Queen! #DELICIOUS \ud83d\ude0d


Only if jake knew what @mandynewton_ & I were saying about him... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udca6


Oh helllll no I'm walking by the crazy hospital and there someone standing at a window on the crazy floor just starring...eek weirdo


Learning how to dance tomorrow with @MorganF_25


I hope noone at Jambo has the same truck as me


Greys anatomy is undoubtably the best show ever created. \ud83d\udc89\u2764


Live your life creating memories not moments. Moments move on but memories last a lifetime.


Nothing but the light of my computer is illuminating my dark room and I couldn't be happier.


@clairetholman wish I could retweet this


The come up music is wayyyyy better then the made it music


Wait kotaska played pandora and maroon 5 came on yay


I survived a 13$ pedicure except it'll get ruined within the next few hours because I don't wear shoes whatever


@JReyling @kelsorennn I'd do em both. All natural is cool


The accident on 14 by kwik trip gives me a reason to as why I never want to drive. #snowonsnowonsnow


I should have listened to my friends a lot longer ago..


Even though Im a big cardinals fan . Im glad to see Boston win just because of all the tragedies there city has overcame #Bstrong  #Congrats


@bang_bang42 wasted can mean multiple things. I think that you being alive was a waste of a human being


Was I the only one that in between showing Mariah singing BIOH, strained for dear life to hear what else they were doing in that studio?


@Rigganator32 I love the Saints too. Mainly Brees but I don't know man that defense is pretty good


I love when work calls and tells me I can take the day off hahah


why try with boys when I get friend zoned if I breath their air


@_jessiecarnes no actually it's terrible and i don't know what to do with myselffffffff


Can't believe @JalenRose commented at me. #blownaway


Theres some freakish bug In my car and it's too dark to tell what it is


@RowanJohnMiller you spelled ride instead of read in your other tweet \ud83d\ude33


@clairecmarie okay I don't volunteer for that. Nooo.


is it possible to post voicemails on twitter? @MalcsPizzaLuva left me the best one I've ever heard ever in my life #scorpiosoulmates


\u201c@GCMorningDrive: Are you enjoying 'Architects Week' on the show? We are. And it continues Today at 7AM ET on @GolfChannel.\u201dyes!!


Okay fine, the reason you're such a douche is because of me. I'm just a terrible person that is so mean to all my friends. Happy now?


@somero_b well I guess I'll have to go to the doc more often, eh? Ill actually be gone next Tuesday as well :/


i'm becoming increasingly aware how much my car lacks power


@connor_mulligan it would be nice to have bergeron and Rask locked up for a while tho


@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\n#diabettusbuddies


No seriously, i want to sleep in your arms tonightttt.


Woah..I'm a senior year. I'll be in college next year. This is news.


Watching my brother wrestle in regionals, rather than going to the IU v Michigan game. Who am I?! #dumbass better win, kid!


Nights like tonight don't get much better


Personally, I don't like Miley Cyrus's new song.


I'm going to turn into a baking machine after this competition. Cookies, muffins, brownies, pies. Omfg nov 9th come sooner please


@abbbyx0x @Killa_Ki_  gahaha we can do the LYNN ENGLISH BULLDOGS HOW DO YOU FEEL


can't wait to see all my friends at school :-)


I love how that was the first time my dad's truck has ever gotten stuck anywhere. And it was in our own driveway.. #sad #nemo \ud83d\udc1f


@kathrynkarna no. I just won't see him all summer :/


All of my cousins are girls it is the worst when family comes to my house


@FairChilddd you are seriously the sweetest fallon. thank you so much \ud83d\udc9c


My brother takes baths while he Skypes his girlfriend because they don't trust each other. Ha you are ridiculous. #revealed #sorrynotsorry


Forgot my team was full of middle school defenders


Just my luck, I left my homework at home


Thank a union it's friday because god believed in a 6 day work week ;)


I may actually be home around 4:30 tomorrow!


Junior is killing me with the movie marathons\ud83d\ude33 @69Chocolatebear


@Doctor_Dre_ it's definitely me, I told you #strangerdanger


\I was disappointed that we had no secret hidden room or closet or something like not even a basement like in the movies\""


I cant even believe i mad it through this day


You are one of the best people in my life & always bring a smile to my face. Praying for @the_alyssat & God's healing. #AlyssaMeetCoachCal


A Final Four with these four teams would be awesome! #StateFarmChampionsClassic


@Prince_ceddy oh thought u were talkinbout a jumper so the next time we play 33 u can win


I think I ruined my best friends life by leaving the bar early last night \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude16 im sorry boo @a_landryyy


I thought this group chat was done but i guess i thought wrong \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udd2b


@KaylaLatty everyone was driving slow for me. \ud83d\ude11


Sitting in my 9 am and totally wishing I could be outside enjoying this warm weather while it lasts.


I'm ready for Sunday night with Sky \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0b


@_jkisssnerrr ahh, you know schools for bums. Hahaha


Probably because its just been a boring day..


Yankees are in town! 4 game series begins tonight at Target Field! #LetsGoYankees @dizzydbanks


Are we still dressing crazy for the game? Or just wearing red and white? @caleb_day @TKendall20 @young_Kaylz


I guess the computers in the science building are bastards #thingsteacherssay


@thedommm baseball hasn't been America's Pasttime since the 80s dude


I seriously can't wait until my hair is long so I can ombr\u00e8 it <3


@Jacksonator93 DUDE WE KNOW BUT THAT'S IN THE PAST


@bahamabrieze I forgot to tell you yes I do like it!?


Can't believe you're leaving already. Gonna miss you @CanDie_flawse .\u2764


I THINK I FIGURED OUT MY NEXT TATTOO!!! #nowineedmoney


@McmattyG55 yeah you're the first last night my roommate was the second


If you gaze long enough into an abyss, eventually the abyss will gaze back into you.


Rumors of Purdue's demise for now are premature.  8 reg season and one Big 10 tournament win would get them in the dance.


@BREezybreTT2 she really does mean the world to me. I appreciate it!


@LoSquared12 @meghanludtke I found out on my own. I know.


Don't ask me what I'm doing this summer cause I have no effin clue


@Sarah_Heislerr @girlposts @meowmeow_hi absolutely


Me: \Hey, we don't wear shoes in the house.\" \nNoah: \"Well, that's what Americans do.\" \nThanks, America. Thanks a lot!"


Bahahah ask me how that 2 miles went. #pissed


Nobody, not one person knows how I really feel about oomf.


this kid in my bio always answers every question my professor asks like do you want to suck his dick now or later


Great job today everyone \n#seniorswillbemissed


You're so sheltered. I'd love to see the day you actually have to do something on your own without the help of mommy and daddy. #goodluck


Ppl of Holden: I would highly recommend you didn't come to Lloyd's tonight and buy over 5 items because we are completely out of sacks!! Lol


@matociquala Either you have an amazingly well stocked bar at home, or I have a terrible one.  Probably both.


I haven't sat in the passenger seat of my car in awhile ..this is weird


So my new job apparently randomly drug test, so I still can't freakin Smoke #FML


my mom hasn't stopped blowing up my phone all day out of spite for me not being able to go to school


This paper on aesthetics is not what I felt like doing on a Saturday..


@Kseyedin haha I suppose that's one way to look at it....


@leslie_meeks how are you feeling this morning my twitter BFF??


@adamczech @AlexTallitsch makes sense. Ruining it for the players, might as well ruin it for the fans too


\How many things do you think can go wrong before the sun rises?\""


Bring me back to the babes in cabo!!!!! :p


does anyone wanna go see anchorman 2 tomorrow


Someone help me get ready for pictures I literally can't do my own hair \ud83d\ude22


Remember the titans \ud83d\udc4d #goodmovie


Sooo I just played bass for the first time for a worship set. Went pretty well I think


I am so stoked for #BelieveTour (Atlanta)


Bc you wanna be a one man show? #ComeToSouthThen #CouldUseYou


what the fuck am I supposed to do with $2?!


@jennah_terhune @merphaleymerp scared of any of you guys at all. I should grow up? Maybe you guys should grow up and not call out people


The Lakes with Ryan and Kristy. So happy to be home :)


The only time I like hearing about Calvin is when people talk about how small his penis is


I'm being so lazy... Million things I should be doing


@MK_ashleyhall we found a Country Inn that had huge breakfest options


@melissa72a @KariCrouse @Tony14M5fan @dwisniew269 @waycoolmaroon5 sometimes I wonder if it's just a set up for us,the fans? To sike us out.


@JaneSchmanski you're not watching fox again are you?..


@JakeTheSnakeVT first lifted truck I've seen since we've been here just went by.....and it was a Ford.....they're doing something wrong here


Hopefully this hotel still got breakfast going


@_haileymiller well that's good, what are you doing tonight?


@rachaelray use the can opener on the closed end of the can of cranberry jelly, it allows air in from the back and the jelly falls perfectly


@kvehorn12 lol its going to be a very long season


Huge shoutout to @ramolee09 for being AWESOME and sitting in Lilly for over an hour to help me struggle through dictation studying#shesgreat


If you didn't think the factories in Decatur were making clouds as a child, then there was obviously something wrong with you.


@schmidtlawanwho The chiefs are looking pretty good this year Schmidty.


Last night in Chickasha. Can't say I'm happy to go back to bville in the morning.


@gverschelden got picked off twice tonight basically.


@SarahWelllls @rjiga13 I didn't mean it if it did sound like that! I'm sorry! Just trying to clear up confusion


@julieplec @paulwesley awe I love it, its so great to see you all like that and so connected like family in and out of the studio.


like if you are okay with Justin Bieber retiring literally take a fucking walk off a cliff


@SethMates \If Fandango actually wrestles we riot\" = sign of the night"


Looks like today sucks for everyone.. #fuckmondays


Really feeling some Modern Warfare right now.


First person I end up have a conversation with is the last person I'd like to be talking to...


@PeytonDill @IDrop_DeadI this is actually so funny


@MVasquezMedia  you rejoined Bad Blood the day after they were in AZ, i will meet you one day, i am determined haha


I am in the mood for barbecue tonight but weather is bad. I am going to make meatloaf with my barbecue sauce. Will post on my blog tomorrow.


When you actually get along with your bestfriends boyfriend>>>


#cardio, the #zombie apocalypse workout.


This guy literally looks like Shia Labeouf but he talks like a drug dealer \ud83d\ude02


I have a sick addiction to ice cold milk at all times of the day..


mannn what I would give to be driving to Nola right now instead of being in Maryland


@LoganVelaski so why are you taking pictures outside?!


Ryan is watching houses burn down on youtube.. should I be worried?


Drops of Jupiter by Train is such a goood song.


#iOnlyGetMadWhen people make me look stupid in front of people I don't know #embarrassing


Country Music \u2764\ud83d\ude0d #LoveIt


This silence kills me.. #pleasesaysomething #paranoidworrier


i don't understand war reenactments. those men were hoping that you would use your granted freedom to do something besides imitate them. \ud83d\ude23


#psyched for @TacoBell #CoolRanchDLT can't wait!!!!


Who wants to come chill with me and @rvoinarovski


@acmfangirllyfe @AustinMahone  yes than I will turn him straight    Haha \ud83d\ude02


Yesterday was awful but today was perfect. Went on an adventure and saw all my favorite people!


@Crowned_Jerr Am I the only one who remembers your attempt at crowd-surfing after you guys played that song in the talent show? Hahaha.


Maaan she overslept, hahaha! She's sucha dork! :)b


Type in ratchet on google Crome \ud83d\ude02


I wish I didn't get out of work so late \ud83d\ude21


iPhones are seriously way too easy to break. #ShatteredScreen #Fuck \ud83d\ude01


believe by josh groban will always be one of my favorite christmas songs


@nickcate1 for sure, I'll probably just go to the closer one and see what happens later


I know your a phone call away, but what would I really say. Oh hey how are you doing, who's the new guy that your screwing...


I've found you find strength in your moments of weakness


@alecbildeaux its not locked in yet so no worries.


When my snapchat is retarded and won't send my snaps then when it does it doesn't go to the person its supposed to <<< #fuck


I could live off chips and salsa \ud83d\ude0d


@ayyits_ashleyyy watches WWE docs with me. And no matter what she says, she enjoys them.


@DnacInTheSac @KC3___ Lmao hahahah #buster


It's funny how when I paid for my gas I still drove people around, now kids get they're parents to pay for them and won't drive anywhere?


Just gonna throw this out there...... Dr. Phil is a joke!


A in Accounting !!!!!! \ud83d\ude03\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2c good enough reason to get drunk before game tonight !


Over 10k likes on the #worktruck photo @doops222


@Jennifergr8 Hey, they're your kids, and kids mostly take after their parents...


Ok...Helen Hunt honey you're age is showing. #ImSorry #Letterman


There's this weird thing called the sun. If you go outside when the sun is out you're skin will get darker and you won't blind me with your


Seriously hate taking showers when it's cold like why


Not mad that my nights going to consist of me waiting in bed until this steak is done. Then going back to bed. #Chill


S/O to @Emilyjane_Pyle for being amazing. She left surprise potato soup for me in my fridge. I now have dinner. #MillerLove


@nikki_ninjaa @casebbitch thanks good luck tonight


And there is my sarcastic rant for today :)


@j_skaggs11 i beg to differ... I get more of a workout at shows than any athlete gets in a game lol


@chadpritts oh yes. I totally agree. It is even better if you washed all those wings down with a beer.


I gotta pocket, gotta pocket full of sunshine


Anger is the devils toolbox. #KaiserProverb


Saving money AND living the way I want to is not possible


I need to get my mind off all this bullshit. Where's my fourwheeler?


Hope @prettymissMG get to feelin better! \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude18


Just had sex and I think I was pretty good or maybe not, I just know I had to let myself out of the house...


twitter would do good to have a spam filter


@OliviaBoggess is that my fault! Lol, I think not!


@Magannn_S well I just had the time of my life doing it. Haha you should too


@anyaolson77 should have come an played with us to tonight


@chadgahm how many real conferences has ul played? Not a big deal to win Big east bud


been listening to sway in the morning mixtape for like 2 straight days now @diplo


You know I like my girls a little bit older


I was dreaming about build a bear workshop and apparently I was laughing in my sleep, I'm such a child


Sometimes I feel like you wanna talk to me then other times I feel like I'm just an annoyance.


When my uncle is upset over a girl <<< I will cut a bitch.


Lol at how much I try to be happy and fail.


Making love is not just a trait you either have it or you just another mate. \ud83d\udc8b


Failure to Launch is on. Or, as my former colleague once called it, \that Terry Bradshaw movie.\" #OnlyaPittsburgher"


Too tired to go to the mountain. #awesome


Red sox and Patriots with improbable comebacks. Wow.


Got a thing of pepper spray today for a present...and I just really want to test it out.


@t_wilks28 You better be at our spring game! \u263a\ud83d\ude0a


@GetZwiefd @nathankorish fuck you derek i spelled it right


@what_thehayll @benjaminknaus5 who are you kidding, you know they're happy as hell you're leaving \ud83d\ude4f I'm the real rite aid all star


This is the kind of weather summer is about! \u263a\u2600\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d


I only slept 3 hours guys. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


A white blank page. And a swelling rage.


#TweetYourFears heights aka why I've shrank over 3 inches in my lifetime


Dare I remind you, there is no salvation complete absent if complete submission. To have a Savior, you must first obey a Lord.


Why the hell is there so many people at my house right now


Update; during my hour stay in Cleveland I consumed a bus stop Mcgangbang. And I now have my own reclining seat. The person in front of me


Onto my third book in two weeks, where's the normality in my life?


Does anyone have a white prom dress I can borrow\ud83d\ude2d


My life is so different than it was two years ago..


Spent some much needed time in the gym with my sister tonight. Needs to happen more often. Gonna miss that goof in a few months. @davis_sar


Mr. Lewis goes. What's wrong with beaver today. It's something in the water \ud83d\ude02


angry I have to scrape my car every morning \u2744\ufe0f


Damian is so judgemental toward me.. this has to stop.


Maybe you're single cause you're ignorant


Olive Garden w/ my sister and her friend


Hey Tammy! Did you find your computer?!? #freakout \ud83d\ude1c @AdSynth


@allstaraliah1 I spy your mom and grandma.


once an alcoholic, always an alcoholic..


Today is self harm awareness day. I just want to let anyone and everyone out there who self harms that you are BEAUTIFUL.


Just when you think things couldn't get even more fucked up.  #wtf


I think I was depressed yesterday, the day before that, a week before that, and months before that....


@HBCUGameday @MrPerfectBILLZ that is beautiful.


@kiraryan_ already went. We are goin to lush haha


@StoneZienta Hey, can I have your dad's cell phone number please?


To see my momma smile , that's a blessing . \ud83d\udc9e\ud83d\ude4f


I do not have tea problem. Only tea solutions. #youshouldbedrinkingtea


In my bikini while it's snowing\u2744\ufe0f#hotsprings


@mooredjacob @sammieeduhsilva @SillyLilli3 it's so....


Soooo tired and sore everywhere #needtorelax


Walker \u26be\ufe0f team better get some good sleep tonight. We all know Tomorrow's Wednesday.... #sleds


Sad thing is that I want my mom to put on the heat \ud83d\ude14


Its hard to forget someone who gave you so much to Remember


How am I supposed to sleep when I woke up at 6:30 p.m ??? \n#problems


Its gotta be you. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc9b


@ks_cowgirl94 That's how both of mine are. My mare just gets super excited when it's a big/wide alley. And my gelding does it just because..


@_jenn14 @Justin_Drennen @Auten_5 everyone how does 6:00 or 6:30 sound????!?!


Spend a little more time trying to make something of yourself and a little less time trying to impress people- The Breakfast Club


@FZBones62 @Themaeds @pdon1978 who would have been acceptable? And 'anyone but him' doesn't count.


Why can't the half day be Friday and not Thursday


Can't wait to go to work at sweat my buns off


I can not recommend the band Lord Huron enough #greatness


Goto sleep ducklynn , i love you (: i hope you have a good day ! I will try to see you. If not friday we will do something !


@kayybrown3 @erikamariee33 you saying this shit is a joke. Let's put it this way she was easy, she fell for it and I regret it all.


Why would I make a doctors appt so early on a Monday #grrr


I'd like to make a shout out to my parents. I find it amazing that you'd still call me your child! Complete appreciation!


@Applehead_757 haha I'm not trying to though


Got my finger cut in an intense game of spoons. Out for blood


Taking my break 30 minutes into my shit so I can get drugs from target. #SoSick


@kelseyruden please feel happy,its almost christmas!


@ClaireBabayy twitter tells me to tweet what's on my mind and I do... Sorry


I actually fucking hate Shane Morris more than anything


@taylorswift13 looked beautiful for the Victoria's Secret fashion show\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0a


The bathroom in Facility was the best kill room. #Goldeneye #64FTW


@SamanthaDerp you're practically the only reason I bother to check twitter anymore. Ily2


I literally haven't left my house all day.. #nolife


Watching the little mermaid! #Disney #princess


@TinaPorrecaa I thought it was next year???


@J3Mixx so either hes Bigfoot or youre a midget


For tell the teacher more day, have parents will out questionnaires about their kids before meeting, but still have the meeting.  #LEA2013


How do I get myself into the messes I get myself into? #typical


@elaubner hahahaha have fun at work \ud83d\ude1d


Let's go sledding! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc2\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f


Around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world. Around the world, around the world.


I've never been so happy in my life, sounds exaggerated, but it is very true... \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


Have you not been aware of how ie been the past couple days and you're gonna don't be emotional. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 c'mon nowwwww babe


My mind works in fucked up ways, and I look at everything in the worst situation possible, but it's because I've learned from my past.


@_haleyalbano hehe I bet \ud83d\ude0a I'm literally standing at the door waiting for them to come home!


I look back at the person I was 4 years ago and I realize how much I've changed. How better of a person I am now. And I thank God for that.


Who has the video of cheyyan boobs falling out ?


The Weeknd-Wicked Games.... Is my song to #oomf.  \ud83d\ude0f #smh


@cskilpatrick I ran over a duck and a few of its children once. I hope that makes you feel better.


@laauurreenn25 @LindsayManginnn 2:30 says Lindsay


@JacksonJordan82 can't make it to tasters?


@sydnee_miller is one of the only people who understands me completely. I love her \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc6d


I just mowed the lawn like 5 days ago and it grew like 4 inches already. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude12


@karleyboo44 Omgosh I love your dad. Tell him I miss him and I'm coming over next week :)


You did it to yourself, so quit bitching.


@Tyler917Smith omfg I just found with video of you locker swimming after school \ue412\ue412\ue412


I can't believe my mom said yes though. #yaaaay


@Paul090491 @KaceyTorres not a hard decision.... Don't go lol unless you want to be miserable with me and kacey!


I went to bed at 10 last night and I night can't get up for this 8:15


@MJ_VivaLaBishop did you try plugging it into iTunes ?


can't believe it's @_adonahoe first day of senior year today. time really does fly


@andruCAT20 Hahahaha funniest thing ever said \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I wish I could just rescue every single one of the homeless, abused, and abandoned dogs in the world. \ud83d\udc3e\ud83d\ude14#DogLover


I am so good at math until it comes to Bedard


@_Hambyy lol!  I got you. What time do I need to be there?


No way did my 22 year old brother jump on me while I was sleeping saying \Santa came\" to go open presents at 7:30 in the morning!!\ud83d\ude21 #dafuck"


I wish @lizjj09 was here to blow dry my hair


Praise Jesus I can swallow today \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc4f


Hard boiled eggs and hot sauce for breakfast >>>>


Yeah I'm related to @m_boevers #bejealous


@mtsodave but I also pray that the church does not dismiss the wisdom of years. #youngclergy


I hate being torn between two things I love. #thissucks


@kaitlynjewett haha sorryy!! #longnight #myapologies :)


Putting these eye drops in are so painful \ud83d\ude29


Find Someone whose demons are compatible with yours.


Just charged my phone it's at 90%already!! #whatswrongwithme #damntwatter!


Nope not a bandwagon fan. Just a diehard Lebron fan\u270c


Tonight I'll be at Brookside Cafe for ladies night!


@Kelsie_Hight 16. But I'm tryin to upgrade them to VIP


@ToriWeldy alright sounds good \ud83d\ude18


I have so many talents from making bombass sandwiches to catching wildlife


So is Megaforce returning tomorrow or next week?


@christineeemily Hey she is one of my favs lol!


@girlposts: A boy's sleepy voice is seriously the sexiest thing ever.


\He's not riding my ass, but if he got closer to me he would be.\" -@DPhil82Niggaaa"


Nikki and I are the kind of people who get the spins at the pre game


@NotifyBoston actually it looks like someone got to it but the sidewalk could use a little more help if possible


@stefanieeanne meeee! I don't do drugs \u263a


I know the smell of weird makes your balls tingle.


@Easton_Stick @james_scottie @joerodino30 inner limbs


\@ChelseaMac3: The lack of professionalism here is unbelievable\" no such thing as professional in america. Business is personal #sadbuttrue"


@BriannaStenz shouldn't have left, thats all I've been doing


@Emilyohrn1 he can stay all night with me sometimes \ud83d\ude0d


Caught up on some homework. Mini break then back at it. Leaking advantage of the fact my child isn't here #CollegeLife  #SingleMomLife


@JeremyLippman @TJones569 what can I say? I'm comical genius.


I have more dream crushes on dead presidents than I do on celebrities.


@jonestony Absolutely. For serious, let me know if you ever need some extra hands for anything. I'm very cheap labor.


@LisaMH3 oh yeah. Only thing I love more is glasses tbh. Can't stand long hair though. Haaate long hair on men.


I'm glad people just take my car \ud83d\ude21maybe I have somewhere to go too !


Fuck everyone who rented all The Lords of Salem, Rob Zombie, DVDs! Ruined my night! \ud83d\ude21 #comeon


Fabric softener... Does it really work or do we just think it works? I go undercover to the laundromat and take on this epic conquest story.


Me and @trombleymatt6 are cuddle buddies for the next hour and a half #IdontCare


@gbabydavis07 surely dbs and wrs. Maybe qbs


Being So Productive Today! \ud83d\udc4d#thingsaregettingdone


Sad tonight was my last dance at Shawano High School.. #sadtweet


I'm spending valentines day with my couch, food, and bowling ball. #substate #sleeeep


I'm actually really happy I got to spend my last night of summer with my bestfriend. @Tayjbone


I've come to the conclusion that a celebrity can post a picture of cement on IG and it will find a way to get 5,000+ likes... #Thirsty


Sorry guys I just want this pretty bad no one has the blue check mark


We will be open our regular hours tomorrow, 11am to 9pm.


@BarbaraHubbard everything will come clear to you very soon


Laying out because it's so beautiful outside \ud83d\ude0a\u2600


@_mauselilopez kinda. They won't protect the phone from big impact. But the cover is attached to the back so it's changeable if it breaks


Shopping for my boyfriend is so friggin difficult


@CodieVest why would u need tickets to get into pulse?


If you drive an old cop car I despise you.


\I'm glad you're here, Taran. With all the guys here, it gets hairy somedays.\" -Janae. #Uh #What"


@ABCDEFGinamarie he's a member to a local gun club so free, and I have my license to carry and will eventually joining a club as well


Sec >>>> big ten ... What a conference. We are atleats competing with them now though


#ThoughtsInHallway can't wait till I never haft to smell you , tell you to move , or think why the hell are you wearing that? #graduation \ud83d\ude0c


@ZacMeng me and kaitlin having a love sesh over here.. seemed pretty relevant.


@Hey_There_T_Rob SO, I WAS FIRST ON TWITTER AND THAT'S ALL THAT MATTERS


@MirandaNapralla they would be a lot better if some didnt depress the hell out of me haha


Amazed by lonestar and I do by mark Willis are the most amazing songs. #weddingsongs #myfavorites


New class, new syllabus, new reading list, new hashtag #arguinginpublic. Excited for all the discussions and new knowledge that awaits!


CAN GIRLS STOP SHAVING THEIR HEADS NOT EVERYONE LOOKS GOOD WITH NO HAIR


I love tattoos and it's just whatever. \ud83d\udc81


Sometimes I wonder why I was born a girl. Girls are snotty, bitchy, and annoying as hell. #hatebeingagirl


My parents really need to buy food. This is ridiculous. #hungryaf


I pissed my dreams away. Its far too late for that, Seth. *single tear*


Well if you wish some one was more attractive get drunk and you will get your wish. It was proven on Mythbusters


Elissa looks like a cracked out version of Rachel


Lots of exciting things going on in Chatt next week. Looking forward to it!


\@chrissy_jay11: I love my @Natalie_Salter \u263a\" i love you too babee"


Had such an awesome weekend. And now back to homework and studying.


HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA. I honestly can't take you.


@DadBurnett7 I'm feeling real good about this year. Alot like 2004. Maybe we'll see your #braves there!


@momel28 @who_joeglynn32 bet I'm longer then you. I was smokin before I met you and you were clean then. You can do it!!


Also #reassuring was when the @Comcast tech told us that all the operators always lie & say different things from 1 another.


I miss @Viiictttoriia \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14 hang soon bb


@the_niz_wiz @sarahchrishammy cradle robber....


I notice everything, but i keep my mouth shut


Thank the lord i never have to see either one of your faces ever again #happytweet


@SpiritOfMusic1 yes and I understand completely! Yes I want to be with you!!


Ps the flask in my car were so I don't get pulled over open container. Clearing up that mess


i get that when youre single you can do what you want but i consider you a whore if you sleep with multiple people all of the time.


Major hair transformation this week \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude2c


I literally sat straight up in bed and couldn't catch my breath..felt like it actually happened.


@13Parkss3 wait so do I have a Nebraska accent then? Because I feel like I talk sooo much differently than everybody from Missouri! Lollll


But first. \u261d I need to get an apt. \ud83d\ude01


If you ever thought that you won't make it As soon as it gets hard you just can't take it No matter what you're going through keep waiting


Wow my Pandora is just killin it right now. #JohnnyCash for dayzzz


Nothing works in this pissin' farm house anyways so there I'm thankful to go to a brand new house...


I'm annoyed beyond belief right now. Why. Oh probably because I have to go into work at fucking ten tonight.


I must have reached old age officially. Heard #pinkfloyd on the turning away muzak style on hold! #ack


@SmithcarlCarl @laur_ludwig CARL THIS ISNT THE FIRST GRADE. WE DONT SHARE ANYMORE.


Two weeks in and the biggest thing I've learned is that I HATE social statistics.


U think the devil ever hacks gods social media pages?


@WillLambing I got that ish my dude lol.


@trishawna_smith lol jk. I am lol see :D


So glad that @Lilyamandax is with me and alive.... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


i wanna hang out with someone after skoooool


Why can't some things just be easy? \ud83d\ude14


At least I have one person to stay up with me at night to text. #AloneStatus


@geoffvanwinkle haha this is so us \ud83d\ude0a\u2615\ufe0f\u2615\ufe0f


@daniellasv I just laughed so hard reading that..


Laughing is so much fun. We should laugh more often. Just makes u feel better. #laugh #laughoutloudforreal


@JeanKeandra I know I'm not. WEIRD\u014c


So we get a 2 hour delay when the Roads aren't bad but yesterday when there shitty we get nothing #crazy #assbackwards


Soooo when I grow up I'm gonna have a slide in my house. That goes from the bedroom to the kitchen or something.


Absolutely love my new shoes. That being said, this means something bad is going to happen to them. Place your bets now, kids!


@CumminsCrum Oh, it's gotta be getting to pay for myself. That's a huuuuuge plus  \ud83d\ude02


I just want someone in my life who loves me....


@amanda_cornejo I thought I was on the voice, but no one turned their chairs


Why does everyone overuse the word \literally\"?"


Only know you've been high when you're feeling low. Only hate the road when you're missin home. Only know you love her when you let her go.


Just got into an accident right in front of pacha. But still going to see my babe @SteveAngello shout out to my nigs gettin me through it \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


If onions had feeling they would giggle when they are peeled


Its 8am and I'm wide awake. Matthew and Anthony are still sleeping. What do I do now?


Omg Crosbys face is going to be fucked up!


Anthony is snoring in my ear right now. \ud83d\ude34 #shutup


At this moment all I want is to hear his voice...#miss him #love him


Shrek is the best fairy tale\nHe teaches you that you don't have to be perfect to have a happily ever after


my dad is the \ud83d\udca3\nbraves vs. marlins game in 4 days & braves vs. phillies in 5 days. so excited \ud83d\ude0d\u26be\u2764


kinda makes me sad hearing about you. but oh well. can't change anything now I guess.


No nike pros are not acceptable to wear around campus. \ud83d\ude48 like no.


@olivia_marie07 oh trust me girl, I don't wanna be you


@SocratesReborn yes. And today is Wednesday.. Which makes tomorrow?


Freshman from Texas tech killed that game.. #kudos


@aNgie_kAmMEn irrelevant...but hey! Cookies make everything better


@MurphyKeith trick from Lambeau, buy some insulation strips to put your feet on. Keeps your feet off the cold cement.


Wow I could literally so on all day but I'm not gonna


She has the fish on the hook, I repeat fish on the hook. Reelin em in


@chuckwoolery Same here. We're both entitled.


@ThatGirlBrittx haha right though..next week I'm hoping


@Eb_Dawg were you going to Minneapolis tomorrow too?


Cinderella is about to lose the glass off her foot.


wow a whole week with @jacob_maple. will you marry me?????????? idk we've been together for like ever so idk please say yes


Never would have thought that the only way I can talk to @seminolekid550 is through writing letters \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


@TeklaVassie I can't watch Ghost Hunters at night . \nI have to watch it in the day time .


@oHAYYitsLeE @skinkelaar lol lets be honest we were ratchet towards the end .. On a daily basis


@TheMollyMolly hopefully not there for bad reasons. :-P


@HotDiggity_Drey its just great all around!


All first period I'm going to be think of cupcakes


Kind of in the BEST mood \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4c


I'm content with being single \ud83d\udc4c


I like to think I'll be super productive on Thursdays because I have the whole day off, but let's get real I have no motivation.


I'm tired of spending everyday thinking about things that I can't change. What's done is done so let it be \ud83c\udfb6


@hollyR_J Holly tell them to read Luke 21:35-36 Jesus told his disciples to arm themselves with swords. Why? To protect themselves


**It got real today when I discovered I have read a whole book before Monday's class. Good thing I checked the syllabus at 5:30pm Sat night.


@KaleyCuoco just saw a new Priceline commercial..funny stuff..You and Shatner make a good team


@dwhyte70  these two are nuts good thing you weren't with them last night.


someone come see the conjuring tonight when i get out of workkk


I probably won't even be able to sleep that day. ill be thinking \this is so unreal\" and not be able to sleep."


@JackClavette @urmindblown @sassler1 .69


@payleyhenley LITERALLY FUNNIEST THING OF MY LIFE


Don't tell me you're sorry because you're not.


I can't wait to give Alex and Karen their gifts


I wish Tyler wasn't at class so I'd have someone to talk to


I really wish I hadn't heard the remake of CTE's Breaking Point.. Ughhhh


@DangerMindsBlog That\u2019s Far out Man


That was just a horrible defensive play..\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude2b


@GasMonkeyGarage nice...a Nomad is one of the few Chevys I would be caught dead in..\n\n#fastnloud


Put your boobs away, Get your butt off the sink, Smile, Put your middle finger down, Respect yourself, & then see how many guys respect you


I see you fogging up the mirror and around your body glistens in the shower, I just want to stay and go down on you for a hour \ud83d\udc4d


I hope everyone has super fancy dresses for hoco \u263a\ufe0f


I think I may go deaf, do to the sub in my truck. Fucker is literally right behind my seat \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\ude2c


Just really hopin it last for the weekend. Sad but true.


No matter how many times life knocks me down, I will get back up.


@ChloeCoopR @neal_io what drink is this?


or just nuke the middle east, either way will work


in other news I got a glass screen cover and my fingers are so small and light that they can't really push the buttons thru the glass so..


Proud to be 50/50 \ud83d\ude0a #LongStory


@maddie_herring @M_Cooper24 lucky :-D mines at 3:30 #uggghhh


@erika_nicole10 the Green Mile \ud83d\udc4c


Doing this everynight is just not ok anymore


I am amazed how bad my eye sight is, now that I have glasses


I always forget I have a tattoo on my side until I get naked \ud83d\ude0b


@leahchafin hahaha maybe I should join the trend? ;)


\It's crazy to think a year ago my life was completely different.\" Oh wait... Nope. Same place."


@lonelyplanet Iceland is on top of our list!


It's supposed to be a high of 82 and sunny for prom. Never mind, that's what it will be in Hawaii.


Im gonna scroll to Harry styles first tweet k be ready bitches


@AliyahYDG @issues @woeis @MemphisMayFire @WeArePalisades i second this except issues and them and wis will never tour together ever ha


I feel like me and @lemmeCLAIREify_ are a lot alike. We need to hangout more! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


@TheTVargason @Lee_Jayy3 yeah foles and Barkley both suck Vicks slong...


I can see my breath this is not okay in July


@abbymarieh I hope no bruising results from my pole banging into the back of your head.


I am so attracted to tiny, skinny, nerd girls.  Its ridiculous.


I'm so sad baseball's over, it's too long of a wait to play fall ball...


@Nik0leJ0y Jk, I would forgive you anything


My new goal for agri-king: see how many bags I can carry at once. Somehow, I will get six!


@k_delgiorno everything but your throat is a tattoo spot


@bwilly007 lets try for lunch. I'm just a little nervous to meet everyone cause I don't know what to expect


Omg got two inches cut off my hair &i cried :( lol.. Oh well bye split ends.


@LindsayCrosby2 I can tell lol you're #raging haha


Me-mom you probably should have let that guy out\nMom-well I didn't like his mustache #creep #mommadeafunny


@Gardner14Austin I said ur in! Haha u r such a little kid ;)


The daily struggle of getting out of the car to go into school


I can't believe when I was a freshmen at Buffalo State I use to come home like every weekend  I miss college days


I wonder if anyone ever picks me out of a group of people as being attractive or something idk is that weird


@MissMeleea me too!!! I'm glad you get to go!


Alright there's no need for you to call Obama a terrorist. You're 14 so go worry about other shit not politics ok?


Okay so this film paper can go to hell. I have to finish it tonight because of pep band tomorrow. Wtf.


\That's nice dear.\"\n  \n-Grandmas version of \"cool story bro.\""


...so you send a pic to my big homie of your \designs\" and don't expect him to show me??... Dawg. That's a Tom Ford ad, you cropped! Haha"


@Tfen14 miss you guys #workhard good luck this season I'll come watch a game


@U_R_A_Hater do you remember that old old show called Zoids?


Ok, putting on my uniform is a process and if I have to put it on and then take it off because the game gets canceled I will be angry. #Ughh


@becka_sullivan it was nuts \ud83d\ude33


I really just want some ice cream and a red box movie


Hey, quit stealing my Facebook status and putting it on twitter, jackass. Thanks.


Polished up the ole boots last night just so I can get em muddy again tonight


I miss the beach and @tinyt24 .... #wahhhh


@InGodIDoTrust Are blacks really that powerful that even  judge who is in charge to respect and balance law can be cajoled and manipulated


It been a long week here at the Judd on Monday our dog penny passed away. She was very sick and now no longer  in pain. R.I.P PENNY


So sweet, my baby cooked me an egg & turkey burger. & brought it to me with chobani & berries \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude18


Tanning by the pool. Sun is shining\u2600, its 95 degrees, palm trees\ud83c\udf34 all around me. This is the life! Now all I need is a fruity drink. \ud83c\udf79


To go out and play basketball today, or to stay inside and be lazy..hmmmm.


I'm thinking I need to go to McDonald's and get a 49 cent cone @Jwill1095...


I want bacon and some chocolate chip pancakes \ud83d\ude0d


@SaltMyShaker69 @_alixmccord you're too scared!


When I make popcorn, I either make enough for a toddler or an African tribe #noinbetween


No floor tickets left for nectar #columbia? Fuck that. I will never attend township again if I can't get on the floor


Someone bring me some iron pills to Olive Garden so I can function like a human for the next ten hours #please


@RobbieSilvera Lucky I wish I could go to a place like that


I spelled a word wrong on some else's Facebook post. 8 people liked it. \ud83d\ude1f


I loathe Summer Finn yet I am Summer Finn.


Lead me to the cross, where your love poured out. Bring me to my knees, lord I lay me down. Rid me of myself, I belong to you! Oh lead me.


I hate how it only snows Friday night and Saturday. But once the week comes we get nothing


Couldn't hav asked for a better way to spend my my New Years \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c


@CainWirkkula it's true though.. I just don't have a life \ud83d\ude09 nothing better to do!


Every night I lay in bed and Puff the shit outta my e cig till I fall asleep. Shits boss.


I can't believe it's been 4 years already.. you're the best. Saving lives like it's no big deal. Love you Dad.


@ShmandaPandaC thanks!  Love not going back to class this week!  ;) except not seeing u and @calynmary26 bums me out!


Everyone but me in my house is sleeping...


You can't get revenge and keep a spotless reputation


@Matt_T_McKenna you weren't there for the great blizzard of 1950


So can it snow again? It's too hot already.


@liindssseey miss you too boo! we're so sneaky for getting out of that detention.


I would honestly like an explanation but I know you're not grown up enough to do that.


It's Christmas bitchezzz \ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85


Well you are the quiet one, so why don't you shut the fuck up.


The amount of selfies I have on my phone of me and @nicoleweaverr in our 4th hour is ridiculous


@Zay_Moss its seems unethical to go hunting with it


The royal baby is already cooler than I am and he's only 5 days old


So much good music has been coming out lately


It needs to stop snowing, Quadasauras rexes don't handle the snow well


Hancock -Han +Bab = babcock ... No wonder he's unconscious right now


@HamptonKevin it was so pretty! #GoBeavs


@dljboomer your mom is gonna make you get a jeep. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


But seriously the smile on my nieces face every single time wagon wheel by Darius Rucker play though>>>> #sohappy \ud83d\udc76\ud83d\ude0a\u2764


@Mizzou @finebaum @aggieprez we hate to see him go, will always remember his contributions, dedicated leadership & friendliness!!


You do know he's cheating on you right? With me. #sorryimnotsorry #bitch


With my girls after school(: @ALRoss29 @Madyson_Noelle #cantwait #funtimes


It is not fair that the happiest people die young and the miserable ones live to be old.


Biggest disappointment ever: pulling into the Chik-fil-a parking lot only to realize its sunday #fail


Last NYE I got punched in the face & Billy Work left his lip of chew in Danielle's baby blanket so really this NYE can only go up from there


@RyStew96 It's okay. You have something in common with my mom.<3


#ThingsGirlsLike @TheReal1Nut's pants today.


@Mike_Stud when are you going to do a show in Indianapolis?


@Browns season and I'm more intrigued by the @Indians. Can't tell ya the last time that happened. Notorious rebuilding. #CanOnlyTakeSoMuch


We're totally NOT dumpster diving right now looking for boxes #oops


@RMHreczkosiej nice that's something I considered. Honestly man take as many online classes as you can. They're very easy and less material


Till I collapse I'm spilling these raps long as you feel em, til the day that I drop you'll never say that im not killing em


@SayitaintSchiff I can't think of one AFC team competing with the Broncos this season, but you can never count out Brady sadly.


How your waist is anorexic and then you ass in colossal.


@jeremybundren we are going to miss you brother.


Semi final baseball game at noon today.....goooooo box!


Yeah someone bring me breakfast in bed? I will love you forever


Because I swear to god I would kill a bitch. Especially when I'm fucking trying to sleep. SO SHUT THE HELL UP


It is weird and somewhat awkward to see this Facebook drama play out.


Thinking of ways to destroy the planet. Usual day, you?


Real @Braves fans should be on the twitter today. #VoteFreddie


I fall asleep to The Office so much that I'm beginning to realize that I can't sleep to anything other than the shenanigans of Michael Scott


Why can't I buy Belgian chocolate in the US?!?! @kenncramer


I mean, my self confidence is already low enough. She doesn't really effect it more.


I live here I'll die here , these are my stomping grounds


Mayday Parade and this warm bed are the best things I could ask for tonight.


Off dress shopping #again with @danniimarie17


@San_Lyrics Like I'm in my first year of college ha that's what I meant.


@KassidyBeliebs5 Madies taking 13 years. Ps. I have no makeup on. Nor did i do my hair.


@SimplyyDopexD you better go to that one I invited you to I don't wanna be a loner xD


Feel like I haven't talked to @_ManOnTheMooney in forever \ud83d\ude14


For my roommate application I should have put \third wheeling\" as one of my hobbies."


My friend has my picture in her phone as @Maxgschneider and I am so honored


My life for the past few weeks has revolved around God, family, SEC Football, and Mexican food. Proud to say that I'm not ashamed of it.


@sirajasauce @turanosaurusrex @acenadeem90 @beingsamirj this is just waiting to be photoshopped of something terribly inappropriate...


@karly_landis send me this picture please


I'm not good at offense but I can play defense...


I got the eye of the tiger, a fighter, dancing through the fire 'cause I am the champion, and you're gonna hear me roar. \ud83d\udc2f\ud83d\udc05


Today I say goodbye to a neighborhood family that I've known and loved for 12 years. Im gonna miss all of you. Thanks for the memories.


Because these words were never easier for me to say or her to second guess


I wish I knew what I was doing wrong and how to fix it


I wish I actually had a fall break instead of just the weekend home.... #needabreak #whereswinterbreak


That was the stupidest hashtag I've ever seen #stupid


@AD7Era hmm well try get more i don't want to play with just 5 people


Amazes me how 10 wrongs can over power 1000 memories!? #doesntmakesense


Emily and Lindsey are practicing driving a stick shift with us in the back seat \ud83d\ude33


@jenna__aguirre Ready to drink!? #SundayFunday


@DougDavidsonYR  welcome Doug. Hope you reach your number


Just saw a mouse run across my chair! Freaking awesome!!


why am I reading for this class, I never read for this profs class last semester. #Why


My love for justin timberlake is unreal \ud83d\ude0d


@DatManGood Tell her you know she can't cook.


Twas a very exciting day at work today\ud83d\udc4c


@benfowlkesMMA should have waited till you were in Toronto to ship them.


just looking at equity, debt, and job placement


Been listening to fall acoustic for the past two hours now! #cantgetenougn


Pretty sure the only thing that'd make my wife smile like the ladies in Cialis ads would be if I actually developed E.D.!


@whoacatiesboss I miss you babe seriously


I can be your lover, You can be my baby any time you wanna, but i ain't ya momma.


People give attention because they care, now that you know Gio is fine everyone can go to sleep, I just wanna focus on this baseball game!!


#WorstBreakUpExcuse it's not you it's me


Does anyone remember that song \ice cream paint job\"? Because I do."


Is it bad I want uggs on my feet already?


I'm the biggest baby when it comes to haircuts.


5 hours in at work and I'm ready to call it a morning. Coffee please!


I just got out of bed before noon. Fixing my sleep schedule. #babysteps


Waking up feelin like shit, always the best


@Ilovewwe123 probably, but we'll never know it.


@Emmm_girll just don't talk about my boyfriend again. Or we're seriously gonna have some issues..


@heraldleader So purposely misleading. Why?


@HornyFacts I wear my camouflage crocs almost daily and I have no problem with having sex!


@F1abraham You're destined to be a filthy 2 bit porno ho-- no wonder your poor mom is whacked out on Xanax 24/7. Shameful! #MotherOfTheRear


I would not mess with Liam Neeson. #badass


Does anyone else ever turn down their music all the way and then forget it's actually even playing


\@___mcj: \u201c@RIP_AuntTaymaa: , she lucky she my sis\u201dwho?\"Yu"


John 5:1-9 Heavenly Father, make me whole. In His most powerful name above all names, Jesus & for His sake. May Your will be done. Amen.


I'm so ready to be out of rock hill away from all the drama for a few days


@YoungMigo765 you go to ymca or planet fitness?


Dude I'll have 3 out of my 8 classes with no homework over Winter Break. I am so happy \ud83d\ude0a


@MichaelUrban01 dude i saw your car in the driveway what happened


Good thing I have a dent in my leg from falling all the way down the stairs #newlow


Woooow is all I can say about last night.....not drinking like that ever again!!


If the peanutbutter isn't melting on the toast, it's not toasted enough


Drastic changes are seriously needed. I need a new scenery, new people, new everything..


Moral of the story, wait till you're in person\ud83d\ude12


This town is so sweet, can't believe such a tragedy happened could happen here.\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udfeb. #Newtown


@DeMatti007 @hollywheldon who is hiding under the blanket ? Ha


If you say \everything happens for a reason\" to me there's a 99.9% chance I'll punch you in the nose"


btw thanks for punching me today, I now have a bruise @JDoo_0407 #yousuck \ud83d\udc4e


What happened? I guess I was just forgotten.


Hey, you're cute.. no, actually, WE'RE cute. Be mine. Seriously. (: #Leggo


@Shawnhodge I know. Dude massie's running back \u2764\ufe0f


@w0ahKaitlin this absolutely made my entire night! Tell your dad thank you sosososo much, and that he's my new bff! :)


Might just drive out to Madison for some Starbucks


So nervous but excited for this show tomorrow\ud83d\ude01 #equestrianproblems


@UrCaptainCasey I can if you still need one, depending when the draft is


@sarahZperiod  @FoShoYeo  Hello fellas here I am, put your American sausage in my English mcmuffin


Guys in our choir who think they can sing. #getreal


When college baseball season comes to an end. <<


Left but I always came back like a rental whip


MY MOM NEEDS TO LEAVE FOR WORK. MY PRESENTS ARE UNDER THE TREE. I REPEAT MY PRESENTS ARE UNDER THE TREE. LETS GO GINGER HURRY UP


Who wants to go to the golden corral w/ me ?


I see that power steering sex drive when you swerve


All my tweets are like four hours delayed. Like what. No stop


I feel like noone went to school yesterday #lol


It's the same damn thing everyday, I want something different!


@MollowAnn @JennieLipinski im sorry! I am just poorly influenced ....


@BucsCannonball I know, I didn't. All I said is that Lacy seems like more of a traditional Steelers RB.


@MadiBonbon go to Farrens or go somewhere close


Waiting for the love of a traveling soldier, our love will never end, waiting for the soldier to come back again.


@EmilyRosenstein then the picture DOESN'T describe the night ;)


@Younkman13 did you catch the dodgeball reference?


Cardinals looking impressive so far #WorldSeries


My only plan tonight is to watch Grimm #hardlife


@caryssa23 @Rob_DezNutz ill try to look but I'm not promising much


@The_Burdman @___218 @AustySpimonte nothing better to do! Lol


Ohio Deer Hunting Season Results\nHumans 162,729 Deer 3


I'm the only one in my grade that takes football seriously