Brewers big surprise@ axford comes in a tight game and blows it again.


@justinbbradford yeah I let them have it last night while watching the game. Prob not the best time to fill it out


Pap stood up in front of the entire church saying hes thankful for us three beautiful ladies & he's the thorn in between roses lol #blushing


Migraine Monday... Always before thanksgiving... \ud83d\ude28


Shooting stars on the beach >> \u263a\u263a


talking about how I can't talk about it just puts me in a worse mood so lets not and say we did.


Maybe there's somewhere a lesson to learn. #thelastfiveyears


That may have been the most fun at the bar I've had yet! Haha #IMONONE


@sadowskiA it's a date! \u2764\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4d


I need a chainsaw, cigarettes, and @FireballWhisky to counteract tornado.


Why ninjas get in here and call themselves ugly? And be bad as hell


Not trying to sound like a creep or anything.. But I'm across the street from you... @Twilly113 @alexisnnee @Emawe12 @AlysonLane95


good thing to creepiest man I've ever seen just caught me snapchatting in my car\ud83d\ude33


It's so nice to sleep without bar music  playing. On that note this tired girl is sleeping more


I'm not being utilized. I'm being used. Pretty much sums up what sucks most about my job.


Family, Food, and Football.. Happy Thanksgiving. #GoLions


@lexi2564 OMG I'm coming over... I haven't seen the 6th season since it's not on Netflix


I hope this years Stanley cup will include the Sharks and the Pens then I won't even care who wins.


After tonight, one more exam & the easiest one \ud83d\ude4c


@I_Seek_Truth I checked the time and it's 6pm on the east coast and 3pm on the west coast for the pre fight press conference #UFC168


Anyone living in the dorms is welcome to use our shower and bathroom for a small fee of $5.


I hate waiting. Especially when I want something this much.


@_melhighest used to.. My knees are too messed up for it now :/ they aren't strong enough


Shout out to everyone who wished me congrats!


Me n madi always have to deepest convos right before we have to go to sleep


The fact that everyone is hunting and I'm sitting in math class \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udd2b


@zcachia21 @BHarrington_54 one of you has to switch your pic I can't keep up with this


That's the most disgusting thing I have ever seen.


22 I miss hanging out with you like we use to. I still can't believe we saw that person at the mall you're perfect love you\ud83d\ude18


Going to be dreaming about these donuts in the morning #glazedgoodness


liking someone should be straight forward but no it's just a huge game where you're both trying to figure out where you stand with the other


My hair is flying everywhere in rays car lol and I just straightened it


I swear my phone has a mind of it's own.......\ud83d\ude33


@Kylee_Taylor48 what was the monologue supposed to be about?


Headache... Neck and shoulders cracking all day... Overall crappy feeling.  Setting the clocks and crashing for the night. (I hope).


@BrixxFera Yep! That about sums it up. It's the same for me. If a song evokes some kind of raw emotion in me, I like it!


\u201c@Swanny_3: @bjwindfaldet you're so #swervacious #totesadorb\u201d @kro_72


Chevelle will always be one of my favorite bands


@nadine64 thank you!! They really are. She would always lay beside me when I stayed home from school sick. Or if I was crying she was there


Got the CUTEST MUG IN THE WORLD tonight\ud83d\ude0a thanks @SpeakingFire  it makes up for your sass haha \u261d\ufe0f


Don't know much about tennis but enjoy watching.  Do know we are close to seeing an unbelievable celebration.  #servetowin


Just one more day, one more day \u261d\ufe0f


@RepSteveChabot I and my family will be happy when we see your name in the opposed category 4 Syria.#Notourfight #tcot No real plan! Foolish


I read and it don't reply because I'm done talking to you.


Waking up at 5:30 to run before class... #accomplished \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude0a


@anileve_x3 nope but good guess \ud83d\udc4c


Can u smoke and ride \ud83d\ude98 with a playa , like me , and you \ud83c\udfb6


Hellllllo weekend \ud83d\ude01 HALLELUJAH


ripped open wounds that hadn't even #begun to heal. If it was him-


Why do I always have to wake up so early I can't remember the last time I slept till like 12


I like beer & Doritos but I don't like beer on my Doritos


Tyler hansborough is a borderline alienman


@bexsboo3 give it time, usually between January and April is when we get hit.


@MikeTaylorShow Wanna punch all the dumbasses that keep making idiots like the Kardashians and Jersey Shore douches famous. Stop watching!


It's real cool that I'm probably going to have separation anxiety issues from Meghan this week. Because I love her.


SO to @Big_J123 for being awesome and a coolieoo person


I idolized @britneyspears at a young age. forever my favorite \ud83d\udc78


And Marvel is developing a new Blade movie? Someone pinch me. Welcome back, Wesley Snipes.


I swear foh God I thought she was just hella thick in some leggings before I read the comment.


not lookin too shabby for 3 hours of sleep


Good work this morning #diggerathletics!! #wealldig


@HillaryAnne21 @jordangwin92 @samcunningham6 guess who's gonna have to hear about it? ME. Like great


SOMEONE PLEASE TELL ME WHAT HAPPENED TO TIMMY?????


I bet it never occurred to u, that I can't say hello to you & risk another goodbye.\ud83d\udc94


@bidened Now they need to focus on stopping the sequester.


Someone come pick me up and feel free to bring me hot chocolate while your at it


11-15. And got robbed of a GS.  Is this best WS performance ever?


Going to try and watch pitch perfect while I put my laundry away.


Dangggg I messed that tweet up bad. #delete


@hml_xo I have to wait to ask until my mom gets off work!


Everyone can tell me and kier aren't from here, its weird


@megshambaugh haha soon. the time will come


Mom excused me from my 4th and 5th hour today. SUCH A GOOD DAY.


Knowing that tomorrow is #ThirstyThursday makes me beyond excited. #collegelife \ud83c\udf7b @alexisalexis00


I love my team, I wouldn't trade them for the world \ud83d\udc9c\u26bd


@Ritahernandez9 better luck for your national team


@tannerolson I'm not at my house. So I cannot say.


Man, just having clothes fit you perfectly >>>>


I can't even get a wrap around how perfect my life is right now


Catching Fire was life changing, except for the end


I love getting delivered pizza from @CocoDreezy and @AmyChuk at work. So lucky to have such wonderful friends. Finally home though! #sleepy


@golf_jrk terrible coaching.  3 batters ago.... should have pulled him


Mile High is not happy with that one, Manning.


@jyliantereso @kylebastos his phone is dead


I have cake all over my face from the cake fight last night. Best Greek Week ever \ud83c\udf70


To think that I would've been in training right now if it were last year and the year before. Basically it's my first summer back.


Three weeks. Missing you each and every day! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc36


@tinytor20 We know what friends are for! ;)


I'm trying to get you hot and wet you know jacuzzi that shit.


was so excited to go to the Melt with @Kaleigh_Boylan, and i just realized i have to go to work. for 3 hours. fuuuckshit.


ill slap you offf that barstool - there goes another lawsuit.


@ChastityFallon learning about contemporary Christian music in my music class today. Lolololololol


So much goin thru my head...I don't know what to think anymore...#confused


Fuckin a Weeden. You had so much time there.


Let's see if I can boil these eggs without ruining them. #TerribleChef


Going in my shop today because atleast I could build a wall if I got that bored


@TorriiRosee great. Your probably not going to get cut. Grrr ill be in town though so better sale those calendars!!!!


@IU_Mr_Kirkwood I am in Nashville. I have an internship here for the summer! Such an awesome city


@danaa_elise seriously! it's so bad too...you'd think some belong in elementary school still idk they need a reality check soon


Surprised Lebron could even jump with y'all swinging on his nuts.


i cant wait to get a bunny leash tomorrow


@cass_in_the_hat can't wait to get that Benjamin!


@kbd2013 I'm not going to sleep yet so I'm still fully clothed:)


You've had your chance. More than one. You blew every single one. Not my fault. That's all you.


@mollyyyyymm_ funny I've had this same thought.


I seriously just want to rage the fuck out of twitter!! @Mariahlovesyou8 haha


@EaBuchanan yayyy! It's not the same for me either. What days do you have clinical?


730 sounds like a good time to go to bed


Tina is concerned that I will get diabetes if i continue to work at Ritters


I don't like jokes. So don't pull none on me because chances are real high that I probably won't like youuuuuuu


going to bed at 8 o'clock because im a whiny butch in the morning


Wonder how the roads are holding up, and how long my normal 50 min drive home will actually be.


Idk how I pulled off a win this week. @BootyBowlChamp should change his twitter handle. You drafted a terrible team.


@OGR47 My friend set her alarm for 3:45 tomorrow...that is early


If I'm sleeping alone and someone turns the TV off I have nightmares.... DAD!!! YOU KNOW THAT!!!


Leave at 8 you say? What time is it now? 11? And we still arent leaving.


Today has been a great day!!! \u263a\ud83d\udc4d


Okay Laura, lets try actually taking a piss in the bathroom #facepalm


about to say screw this homework and rent a movie


Me and quigley about to be on the work flow together!


It really tips my wagon when girls take pictures and you can straight up tell they're pushing their boobs up. Not cute


@mackenziee_cook but I think you're the best... We can't both be the best? \ud83d\ude09


\you can't twerk in the mall. this is not a club, this is a mall\" - patrons of adobe's easton"


If you favorited that tweet and didn't text me I hate you bye


@DaGurl4rmBigD  been a fan since 1979 , I remember when they went 1-15, I was a fan before,  during and after


Emily said she was close. Like almost here. That was 10 minutes ago \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude12


We have school today .. Is this real life?


I stick up for all my friends. Idc who you are, but i will NOT let you talk crap about them. Yah hear? Good.


I don't even remember getting in a car wreck just waking up to people freaking out


@nehmieee really? And I would to if I had my clothes


moose just told us all he went to jersey tonight this is the funniest night of my life.


realistically, i'll be happy if i even get two of those finished.


@datsdawson are y'all championship contenders this year?


It's such a nice day out but I am stuck in school/:


@msnbc @mrich1201 better than your ratings


Home with the favorites :) can't wait for tomorrow night ;) @KiiDHeather @HopeHackney2 @ashleyyylynn_


Annndddd then I realized what else that date is so yeah cool. I'm just ready for #Girls


@jayykayLolz WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN! I've watched it since elementary!


Hopefully I don't have another trippy dream!


Im really dumb when it comes to playing with injuries


@Austin_141_ Hahaha! I might need your guys' help for the roof lights!


I have the biggest migraine and I can't go to sleep \ud83d\ude30


We should have killed them we got zero calls the entire game the one time we hit Rodgers it was a fucking penalty. Fucking pussys


@joe_ames69 @HunterKeith4 how bout them cards hunter


I'll  find the words to say before you leave me today.


When you miss someone and all you want is to hear there voice, txt them, look at them, or anything that will remind you the feeling is real


@Lajara_J just making sure. Hah. Nothing stupid though. This will take careful planning.


@DB_OGYoungtonez pretty sure i'm actually 5 years old \ud83d\ude4b


@Mr_Pecirep yet you're the only one in this exchange to use curse words.... atta girl! #impressed


@quinnsanity55 @D_Brock131 @CaseyBoat17 Quinn you don't have to be good. Play ball. I know you want to.


@chris_wanless me giving you grief.I said the Detroit series was done down 3-1


@NathanJulian Shuld stop thinking something bad is gonna happen, and just trust me.


Well today has turned out to be a good day


@markfinnasquab5 our love is too large for twitter to handle. You should probs just text me


Sams parents kicked us outta her house so they could get it on


What's up with all this \Free Pj\" crap?"


Lets eat Bdubs tonight @GarrBearr_BSM \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude0b


@NickStanko12 lol I sent you that you couldn't even tag me


After being at a college today, it makes me extremely excited for next year yet so nervous. \ud83d\ude01


@TGKilleen so as we were crew chatting, one of the electrical boxes under our feet in majestic literally blew up in sparks...


It's only Tuesday and I need the weekend \ud83d\ude12


What's going on tonight? Me and my girls wanna celebrate halloween the way buffalo celebrates everything, get drunkkk!


The world makes all kinds of rules for love. I say you gotta let it do what it does.


It's 9:15 and I'm already finished all of my work for every class today.


Sad that I didn't get the chance to see any friends while being home the past couple days.


@TeamRopeOrDie yeah I can see where you guys would be busy...lol


If you have a really pretty long haired boy cat that isn't neutered, bring him over here so my kitten can have babies. Thanks


What is this thing called Pretty Little Liars everyone is speaking of?


It's pretty much almost snowing. In October. \ud83d\ude31


@AliSena36 CUZ YOU DIDN'T SEE ME WHAT THE HELL


Ya get high fuck a bunch of girls and then cry on top of the world I hope have the time of your life I hope I don't lose it tonight #theboys


I feel like my room is in a different like sector of the house for some reason, so I feel very alone..and get creeped out easily. #forreal \ud83d\ude25


@RexSpexWest @Winkjuice_da3 no actually I dont


It's still July and I'm doing fall shopping #okay


Didn't even leave the Wendy's parking lot and I devoured a burger #FatAss


Ill pay someone to make me spaghetti salad!!!


Wow. Just. I mean. Wow. She's killing it.


What makes this win even bigger is the fact that we don't play again till next Friday


@winkstweets we did not tie, i won. And jorge said your exact words were \i beat kevin\""


@HarleyAnneLove @SavvyBeth she's not stealing she's sharing. I'm shareable ;)


Zach right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@samwisebamgee well they just look like creepers. \ud83d\ude23


So excited for completion on Sunday! #cheerprobz


I can't wait to scuba dive \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc20\ud83d\udc1f\ud83d\udc2c


@cojacks42 so the truth is you should probably shave the ferret off your face... Or keep only the two mustaches. Everything else had to go


it's constant bitching in this household like damn


left my old bitch at home, got a new oneeeee


Cannot wait for this math class to be over #tired


@DBake10_ going to volleyball scrimmage then registration then my dads


@SamBageris we are like two peas in a pod right


@e_montesa yep you guys will be good eventually! #brokenrecord


If any of you are as bored as I am right now.. Come burn one with me.


@gonzalez0carlos \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d I'm not that small THANK YOU


I'm having @taygenwilliams withdraws and it hasn't even been 24 hours


@AaronStPierre I didn't save anything... The school failed to tell me I was missing those until now


yayayayayay for making my mile and making it through the first day \ud83d\udc98\ud83d\ude1b


That last tweet was intended for @levihenry


Sitting in the hospital with sprained ligament in my arm and my mom just asked If I want to arm wrestle. Lol no mom.. #imgood #ouchhhh


Feeling a senior skip day soon class of 2014. Who's with me?


I guess I could get out of bed now.. #LoveThursdays


Why don't you go Ping off of a Fucking cliff !!!! God I fucking hate you!


@Kevinplant34 I love you too klever kevin


@Nickielee21 oh I got it was gunna say. Ill just melt away. Lol just kidding I couldn't do that


Work 3-8 with my favorites! Atleast I'll get a lot of great laughs in today :)


Jake and Tamara are the most annoying couple in glad they broke up ew


Now the 2 mediocre middle aged girls sit alone again, with nothing to talk about looking around


@KhanaOttsune Primary reason I stopped gaming. That and the fact people like to rage on people who are new to the game.


@SteeloBrim lovin this marathon of #Ridiculousness and your gorgeous face on my screen!


@chachallen gosh Zach I'm sorry everyone knows I love hockey too!!!! #noworries


When I volunteered to work tonight ... \ud83d\ude12


Like who the hell does candy crush think it is telling me I can't play for 25 more minutes


I wonder if people can tell how much I miss my bffff?


I have to actually give hints in my tweets that it's a song, not about anyone.. \ud83d\ude02


just laying outside on a bench, all alone :/


@Kelssss_14 let's watch Harry potter after the guys go to bed.


Nothing better than egg whites w/turkey! NOT!


In case you forgot how bad I've been down, just ask around because you know this town loves to run it's mouth.


Lets go Cards, nothing good happens to a devil on Easter Sunday.


Dear @ThisIsAllNowNY ! @onedirection is currently staying in NY if you could ever so kindly go find them & bring them to me,I'd be so happy!


Got my teeth cleaned for the first time in 4 years and I have no cavities! #booyah


I'm easily amused by the smallest things. And I love it.


294- You're fun to text, but we only talked a couple times.


@melissaeck I down for whenever. Woulda been out more but @panduhh had been conveniently forgetting to text me


i have so many nice clothes that are way too big for me wtff


The big ticket reppin the c's in his 15th all-star game! Most passionate player to ever play the game #anythingispossibleeee


Every song is out of tune, just like you @woahtaku @keshasuxx


@SidneyReneeJ hahaha yes love it!! And I knowww caramel vodka was bad news hahah


Wind 3.8 mph SE. Barometer 29.91 in, Steady. Temperature 73.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 57%


@maaryyymeeee hehe I was hoping you'd see this! I forgot I had it actually haha I haven't used it in so long!!


I'M GLAD MADDIE IS MY FRIEND.  SHE'S AMAZING AND IF SHE ISN'T YOUR FRIEND YOU'RE MISSING OUT. #jsyk


I'd save you in hopes that you'd save me


Whoa!  Two runners VANISHED during the Jerusalem Marathon! No worries, they'll probably show up in 3 days!


Like 80% of the school is sick. If they're not, they will be now


Or that you feel good this morning; or that it is a morning to be good on?


Watching #outcold at work..  todays a good day!


@kayla_edgar @RagingRanda soo...pretty much your dad? Lol


@soJAMIE_truth oooooo my JAMUS!!!!! I'm praying love!


Happy Birrfffdaaayyy to @BrittanyMarie06 ! <3


Oh and by the way, Cody has a nipple piercing. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Ryan__Meek it's the ones right behind the jail?


At the chiro right  now chillin in the little waiting room ahhh come on man #placestobe


@katieyourlady thanks Katie \ud83d\udc9c!!


I'm dressed like I don't give a fuck today and I'm completely ok with that


This Dallas/LA game is about to be turnt up though...big game, let's see who shows up


Time invested for me usually means time wasted \ud83d\ude0f


I can't believe I missed the season premier of the show I've been waiting months to come back... #ashamed \ud83d\ude33


#IfYouKnowMeYouKnowThat I absolutely do not care what people think of me, I have no filter either


@TheLittleTobes the screen on the inside is twice as big as an iPad.


When your boobs are too big to fit in pink bras<<<<<<<


It's.raining,its.pouring this day seems so boring...


Sending all those goodnight texts last night made me feel so good! \u263a\ufe0f #happy


@marjory_ellen_ go ahead and take a seat with the rest of the haters, I'll get to you soon


No matter what I do or who I'm around, I'm missing you.


@beththyen I won't! Don't worry Beth \ud83d\ude09


@ktordoff13 You had a crazy night too? Lol


Give me an Inari Fox and I'll forgive you


@BUFootball should have saved bad game for UT. Could have still won that one. @ESPNCFB @CollegeGameDay


I'm scared to leave the basement, it's too hot at ground level #34Degrees


I just bad a dream that me @itsmadyyy and @kenzzzzee went sledding and Kenzie hit her knee and cried \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Eaglefly124 That photo of the younger brother standing behind the 8-year-old kid he was about to murder says it all.


Who not Jo . Milwaukee. Roommate. March.


everyone just sits on their phones and stares at the clock during this class, literally.


Text when your drunk? Cool I'll text you like I don't give a fuck #pathetic


And right about now, #kcchiefs fans are realizing that their game isn't on in Kirksville.


I just got really bored so I twerked on my mom...


@istytehcrawk @bunn1 I'm hoping to have all homework mostly done before Chicago though so we'll see. Maybe I'll just have you guys edit it.


I just wanna lay in bed all night & watch sappy movies & cuddle \ud83d\ude2b


That episode of catfish made me cry WHY DIDN'T THEY WORK OUT


@RSherman_25. The reason Darrell Revis was feeling disrespected because he was by the NYJ. #NFL


WAIT! Wait...wait.....THEY'RE TELLING SANSA?!?!!! NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO #GameofThrones


Focus on Collin if you want to go to college...@RUBYparkin \ud83d\udc81


Satan called and he wants his weather back. \ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\udd25


In 48 hours, I will be arriving at Penn Station. #InvadeTheRock @Jets57 @Section_329 @NYIslesFans


Quoted from book written in 1725, \He was the first fruit if his father and mother's nocturnal labours.\" Strange way of saying he's oldest."


Why does everyone come to me when they need alcohol? News flash I'm not 21!


I can't even remember the last time I had McDonald's.. This is a major problem.


@rachelkreid you should see The Call. Way more suspenseful


I've been wanting ice cream all freaking week


\I can't wait to go to penn state tomorrow, I'm gonna drink my face off after this week\" whatta lucky bitch"


I'd love to make it to a game at every baseball stadium in the country before I die #bucketlist \u26be\u2764


I'm so excited I won't be able to sleep for the next 2 weeks!


@warrenwho_ OMG I forgot you put that on. nightmares for dayz


@DStjepic Ok swag up! \ud83d\ude18 sleep so lovely


If I could I would be on tumblr all day everyday. But then I would have no life \ud83d\ude12


@thowl_ you never even wanna hangout with me and @B_Cicc anymore


@rmelosi the bros and I will drink a beer or 12 for you.


Probably just gonna go cry for a few hours.. Emotionally drained\ud83d\ude1e today<<


@terrellewilson beware when changing her diaper, my mom said we used to sneak away & eat those noodles all the time. Must be a nice texture


I think I'm staying in tonight. Went to hard the last two nights.


Time to relax and put in my favorite movie. #StepBrothers


You're the biggest idiot for screwing him over. I would love to be given the chance you just had one more time to treat him how he deserves


@krysshae hey snatch I invite you to do things \ud83d\ude14


@DomIzzoWDAY Bison score early from Brock to Vraa and the defense wins one for Grant. 24 to 10.


How could you go from being literally perfect to looking like an alien now lol it doesn't make sense


Hope he's ready to stay after and help me with this\ud83d\ude1d #myteacherhatesme


@Bireezy12 you've got nothing on me because your entire house smells like a pepper factory.


but I still love the Knicks! \ud83d\ude18 #Loyalty


Honestly so proud of how educated my school is. Little geniuses.


@fucktyler my name is Lucas so tweet to me bc you always rap about #golfwang


Actually a lot of the people that were 8th graders last year which are 9th graders now actually liked me soooo.


If I ever ran into @AllTimeLow at target, I'd cry.


It's all about the people you sit next to #baseball #Twins


Class with @lysssmithhh & @_YourFavTopic today \ud83d\ude02


S/o to grandma for the Miller pajamas. She knows me so well.


@tantalizingtina @TeamTahiryxo @sassykiesh10 @DamnSheBadd0828 @BellazMom216 hahahahaha!


Bout to make a move soon that's gonna shock the world


I want your hot love and emotion endlessly


The Browns have fired Head Coach Rob Chudzinski after going 4-12 in his first season.


I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money


I'm pretty sure there's an entire colony in there. What do I do.


That would be a huge life change for me i have to buy all new clothes


In the mood to chill and stay up all night


Omg I've never been more annoyed, what did I do wrong.


Not being able to walk after your punishment >>>>


So happy my boyfriend was able to watch my games today.. makes me so happy \ud83d\ude0a


If he cheated once before it'll be just as easy for him to do it again.


@blaken10 you aren't missing much at the moment where I'm at! Breakdownssss


@aIIysaaa me ? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


All I wanna do is sleep, an NOT work !\ud83d\ude34


What about us, what about everything we've been through


I don't like that my baby isn't feeling well & feels he needs to sleep in the spare bedroom. I miss having him beside me in bed. \ud83d\ude1e


@gallorymould you're hot and when you're in that one dress you know it


You're like a weed...once I think I've gotten rid of you, you come crawling back...


I got to straighten my hair when I get home & I hate myself. Ewh ewh ewh.


I didn't look at my phone when I was doing my homework except once to snap chat \ud83d\udc4c


Can't wait to see all the pictures I'm going to take tomorrow then look in the background and see the photobombs from @TrevorWatling


@SavannahBlank oh yeah, you just up here for the weekend?


Why does my dad email me like what's wrong with texting dude


It ain't about who did it first, it's about who did it right.\ud83d\udc4c


I'm twerking to Secondhand Serenade in the dark \nHi


That pathetic moment when your legs are tired from shopping #oh


These guys have some ratchet ass carpet.


I'm highly disappointed about the ending of Catching Fire \ud83d\ude21


I wanna cuddle and watch scary movies with my bf in bed #please


@amandaa_pls I did before I even saw this. He says hello. :) \rAnd, he beat me too. They only deducted 2 points from his score!!!


I don't wanna go to school I just wanna be a fool. #wisewordsofmo


@M_McWilliams58 you're welcome & thanks. I didn't think you did \ud83d\ude02


The amount of respect people have these days for others is disgusting


@knowingsavannah it's legit been like 2 years


@taylor_peterson I MISS PDIDDY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


not gonna be on twitter or instagram like that #bye #ghost


Shit I forgot I need a ride after school now


@XBruinsGirl17 woke up and my hand was throbbing. Seems like we're in good shape to load the truck today.....


My hair has already gotten so much lighter #BlondePerks #Woo


I really wish my mom would answer her fucking phone


Getting to drive the Mustang. >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2764


@z_holmie @DylanHudson5 he is the best player ever


@_MylesHighClub_ it really does. Only a few rainy days and a few cold ones. But the rest of the 350 are too nice


@Theresacaputo  hey Theresa....when do you come to Louisville???  Can hardly wait and SURE don't want to miss you!!!


So happy to be sleeping in my own bed, and I have realized I definitely need my hot boxes of love to keep me warm at night!


Either take my blunt, honest advice, or don't ask me.


Tonight @julls_lietz and I learned that you can be emotionally over someone but not sexually over them. #sothatsthat #hahaha


Come on Shockers I need 2 more points from you for your over.


Well then...anyone else wanna come cuddle?  #sickgirlstats #needacuddlebuddy


Now I feel like making a gluten free pumpkin roll... What the hell is wrong with me?! guess I'm on a roll \ud83d\ude09 #pun


Lol the soccer field in burnsville by the highway always has 8 foot black men playing in it


Remember when all you guys said Duke didn't stand a chance? Hahahahaha


@leslieanna06 The 18th! You better use them quickly!


I wanna watch @OITNB, but Morehead's wifi won't let me. #CollegeProbs #FirstWorldPains


Hahahhahah my dad sat at the wrong table with two other women. #dying


@23penny1 when I text you it takes you a billion years to respond sometimes lol


Don't go through life...grow through life


I don't even need to watch the walking dead. I get the episode summarized on twitter. I just found out the governors dead.


@dutchmaster_d @atlanticcity911 @lyndacohen but they went to the train station and was waiting for a train.... Dummies


Both of you are getting reamed a new asshole the next I see you.


Got our medals! Pub crawl finished in 2 hours. #drunk #winners


I hate Rochester I can't wait to move out of NY when I graduate


My house smells like cookies now.  Thanks @Laineylee_


Running around town and eating at the Steakhouse instead of school\ud83d\ude02 Fine with me!! #Homeschooled #paradetonight


$1000 would be enough \ud83d\ude0f I think


Preach to me about what is a sin when you are a sinless human being. Until then, mind your own. #loveislove


\If someone stops you then you can say you have good wood!!\" - @dAnn2_9 hahaha #40yroldman"


@HOLOCAUSTIN Oh. Word! Super random you said that. I wish we could've done more with it.


I guess when it hits 12 the whores come out to play.


#ohmygod children are already crying and we're not even on the plane yet. #nonapsforme


I have no one to talk to lol. It's time for bed.


@brandy_alex12 yes she's getting the same thing !


I can't even begin to explain my excitement to speak with our recruiter from Troy on Wednesday! #CountdownToCollege


@MileyCyrus new song wrecking ball is absolutely perfect


@cheyytyler72 you thought we were ever friends? LOL


The vow is the cutest movie everrrr \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc97


Justin Bieber's tattoos really are hot. Can't even lie


Being yourself is way better than trying to be someone you're not.


I can't even stand up without wanting to fall over and pass out.


@Richie2day @nohypejustlife lol stop being mean Richie


@wonkyushipper07 They love each other but not in a romantic way. They use sex to bond because it's the only way they know how


@emmaefraser @Parissa_Rad it's not even like eyelashes where if you're really desperate you can get fake ones...


@MelvinBrenner @mcshane_caitlin I knew u were gonna say that lollllzzzz


Thank you to my boyfriend for always being there for me for the last couple months. #meanseverything @tuckermarks


Blast of Tempest was decent, really stumbled in the second half but picks back up by the end.


@bmcnely Agreed, that why I'm happily using DTP more. It's nice controlling all my data. Now I need to find a Reader replacement.


Staying home and watching jack the giant slayer unlike everyone else #groundedlife


Im always the one alone and inside like i wish people actually wanted to chill with me .


I want a boyfriend who will visit me at work and bring me mcdonalds.


The things that I've done and the man I've become disappear. I wish I was anywhere but here!


I usually can read people rather well, but that night on my date I was totally wrong, the #toolbag turned out to be #princecharming \ud83d\udc51


@danibren im thinkin like full clothed dryhumping


@iank12 I believe that was absolute citron and pink lemonade


@errca_ann did you get it at Joe Sippers?! They are the best!!!!


Just sneezed so hard I almost hit my head on my steering wheel \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


I have got to stop thinking that maybe if I were different I'd have you


Planning a glitter war in commons with Nick, Casey, and Angelo. Should be fun


If you smoke mids I'm just gonna assume you have a little weiner. Sorry, that's life.


Why couldn't Geneseo be located somewhere warm all year round?


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.19 in, Steady. Temperature 68.0 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%


@janwatson6 keep your head up \ud83d\ude18


that's pretty funny coming from you considering the things you've done \ud83d\ude4a


Can't wait till the team gets to see @ShitKeeferSays0  Afro he's got going on.


The assistant even asked about my moms pig cake \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc37


@MRNRadio Kyle would only smash it in victory lane:(


@Stormyjones1 hahah well we beat them once so..


@TDP_9166 feel like I can't either than... \ud83d\udc81


@DillonVoltz you would be my best man if i would ever get married but i won't cuz i will die of cancer by then #cancerboy :) #eulogyspeaker?


@chefsymon I have both danskos and crocs. All depends.


So I've decided too join the sailing team at drexal


I Can't Shake You. <3 #glorianna #country


Why didn't Chris Daughtry win American Idol again? His voice is gold.


I feel college is so much easier than highschool


I can make your life a living hell if you don't shut the fuck up


if there's fuzz where your hamster was,  it's probably because of tarantulas!


One of the worst things ever is opening snapchat and it's on the front facing camera


yeeee I am now am owner of an iPad mini \u263a\ufe0f


At my breaking point.... never thought I'd hear myself say, SCHOOL HURRY UP!


Moral of the story ladies and germs, don't say shit about my unicorn. Or i WILL fuck your life up.


Jeff never misses a Women Crush Wednesday \ud83d\ude02 @J_Etter14


So far my college experience consists of writing essays and eating grilled cheeses


Walking though the snow in flip flops is definitely one of my worst ideas ever


@Bri_nicole26 haha it came out of no where just popped up im my head!! Those are the best times when I say my most funniest things! Usually!


My brother just spelled worn as whoren.... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@muh_ken_zay I do it all day everyday. #civicswag


Look, it's Ben Afflec playing Tony Stark. #Paycheck


Still have one more day until I go back to reality \ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\ude48


Drove my brother all the way to school and then he realized he doesn't have his backpack


@shondarhimes@EllenPompeo loved the show tonight. I can't wait to see what happens next. But I'm sad that @IamSandraOh  is leaving the show


Trying to eat healthier...not going so well


#ConsOfDatingMe I care too much, clearly that's a problem.


Phones been quiet all morning \ud83d\ude1e #NoLove


Every damn time me and Becca go to eat she brings home leftovers and leaves them at my house


@KirstenMcNeice suicide is a question... The answer is yes \ud83d\udc4c


So much homemade pizza was consumed on this night.


@johmargat you look so beautiful in your avi, love you!


I'm pretty pumped to see Dane on Monday!


Okkkk away we go , the only thing we got on is the radio . \ud83c\udfb6


@starlitnocturne Too bad it's gonna rain \ud83d\ude14


@Alysssssssa9 i hope your new years gets better. Even though we arent as close I love you and want you to be happy! Happy new year slappette


Too much negativity on twitter today, cheer up friends! \ud83d\ude0a


Just so glad I work the next  two nights


I don't think I've ever been so scared in my entire life \ud83d\ude2a


I really want to procrastinate but I just don't feel like it. I'll do it tomorrow.


This is what I get for drinking caffeine before bed.


#IfWeDate know all the little things about me. What makes me happy, my dislikes, ect.


Oh yeah shout out to my homie @jwalk33. The only real ravens fan I know.


I hate people are like ill text you later and never do.. #middlefingeremoji


@TimmyOliver69 I have orange shoes does that count?!


Ok im serious its tattoo time this week im so ready and its happening eek eek eek


Any pic with wrestlers on it makes it automatically 10 times cooler


I've been wearing cuddleduds and a big sweater for over 24 hours #comfy


I wish I could sing like Bruno mars.. He really gets into it lol


@murphbuhgurff that's what it is for sure \ud83d\ude09


Transformation Tuesday lasted almost as long as that bullshit Kony campaign uproar


@lutahweyah so you made it home? I'm on the floor...btw this is @Lolo7281


@x0haileyyxx wut. is it at Carlisle or..


Rec bball about to take off tm \u2708\ufe0f


definitely resurrecting that catch phrase


I still haven't watched the walking dead...


My next two shows are huge challenges for me for different reasons: The Last  5 Years and The Cherry Orchard. #Whuck


I want a egg and cheese biscuit like nowwwwwww.


@dano_40 @Super_Stoll_7 no @jordie_davis


Can it just be Monday already. Don't want to work allll weekend!\ud83d\udc4e


@HeyItsHol_No omg , they are soooo cute !!


This week is definitely going to drag... All I want is to be home already\ud83d\ude29


@aaleighcarr oh man :( sorry to hear that girl


@Bristiii_Nicole tell ya what I take that puppy and buy a husky too :D


@lizzystonewall yes \ud83d\udc96 what going on tommorow tho ?


I don't really know where I'm going but I do know that as long as you're not there, it's going to be somewhere nice.


@CelticsTown In the words of Billy Madison when he found out Ernie peed his pants, \GEW\""


All we do right is make love, and we both know now that ain't enough.


Someone bring over cookie dough and we can make oreo chocolate chip cookies


@ApeLookinBoy Are you coming over or what?


Will there ever be that \one\" person for me?"


I remember things I'd rather not and forget the best times. Why


@Braz_Garrett what friends are you talking about


My procrastination level right now is unreal


@E_DeLaina_Sy @_JillTheThrill_ probably cause her eyes were closed. #inthezone


@Nidaaxox okay okay I'm sorry. Hi I'm Jillian it's nice to meet you \ud83d\udc4b\u263a


Forgot my glasses gotta helen keller it today -_-


One of the hardest things in life is watching your mom cry and not being able to do anything for her


I find it way easier to get up at 5:30 rather than 6:30


@_Taylor_Burris yeah they are YouTube videos. I did it and it worked for me. But it made my phone slow and apps fucked up a lot


Woke up and thought I was late to school lol


Actually Gary every storm does not run out of rain, shall I explain evaporation to you.


Lololol did you really just have attitude with me?!


@bigsnack24 @jnoel06 @ray_levay13 but 1 o'clock?


@Crissy_Cakess what are you doing tonight??


@HStaaf no shit, idkk how I just figured that out lol


Light it up & take a puff; pass it to me now.


Glad I'm not the only one that vents to twitter sometimes lol


@domcosenza yeah but it takes forever to enter like every problem


You can see Marshall is wearing green under his gloves


@leahxo240 over 50 these past couple weeks. I've worked 30 so far this week, it's gonna be ridiculous with school \ud83d\ude14


This music is so loud, how are they knocked right now?!


@BrooksBeau  first to like again high five \u270b


As much as I like Ms. Blackburns class, sometimes I wish I had Jones.


@Grantgambill what are we doing tomorrow ole bud ?


Competition dress rehearsals >>>>> #13days


Other than that one play the Chiefs are dominating the game thus far!!!


Drake is literally the only thing that has kept us awake tonight @Drake


\u201c@JesicaPalominos: I love Tumblr.\u201d


@Pauline_m88 I remember all to well haha


Loving the tenacity from the sabres tonight!


I feel like I don't even live at my own house. Haha


@BobThornsley yes but I deleted the app. Ill prolly re download it.


Finally after two long weeks, Bradley is on his way home!!!! #Happy


Well someone is pissy @shandy_lee @KendalNordeen #ohshit #pipedown


Girl Scout cookies sound really good right now


I just got a secret admirer snap chat..... The fuck??


If you have 10 hashtags you're pissing me off.


@butlercolleen mhmm , I had the 4s for like a week and then for the five lol ill bring it tonight if you're picking max up !


Well I've finally come to the conclusion. Never lending my sister money in my life when we're older.


We usually put the tree up like a week ago. Looks like we're behind this year.


Saw @543rgfj & @cooper_hodge at   \n7-11\ud83d\ude0d


@melinaleee mines never been infected, an why would you want to take it out? Mine some times falls out at night but doesnt seem to close up


Of course the obese lady at the pool is the one who orders food


I need an I.V. of this strawberry pop:) \ud83c\udf53


@JGreene_004 is goin to kill me for all these tweets in the morning... But hey, she fell asleep at like 9. #NotMyFault #DontHateThePlaya


Just went BONKERS in front of my family after that @AJJeffery1 catch #SCtop10 #nodoubt


Just favorited three tweets in a row. #ugh \ud83d\ude12 #mylife


I'm happy for at least 5 minutes out of the whole day


@ryanlawrence21 I'm guess the run will score....


But the room next year will be hot. @tompdunne1


Soo how many keg stands did I do last night..?


Someone hangout with my this weekend \ud83d\ude0a it's like the only weekend I don't have softball \ud83d\ude05


This heated mattress pad is by far the best thing I've ever invested in #love


Just got a pair of galaxy pants. Fuck yeah.


I was on a role I was whooping ass in nhl


@j_hanke05 ok I guess, as the president of the Jenna's Exboyfriend club, I'll let you be cashier


@Smak303 listen to one of my spits dude Ill upload one for you they call me stud duck


Does the void mean unemployment and routine live music appearances


If you don't wanna take it slow and you just wanna take me home baby say yeah yeah yeahhhhhh, and let me kiss you


My pretty little liars is on tonight #whoo


The Jets and Jags game is a preview of the two worst football teams in the NFL haha


@JNagy_18 where so you request transfers at?!


A sign of hope! Turn this into a win (probably not though) but good job jones!


Finally thanksgiving break. #thankful \ud83c\udf57


Seeing Mr. Harasta at work today made me so happy


I want to go to Vegas just so I can see @britneyspears


I have to wake up at 5 freaking 30 to go and practice from 7-9. I must really love basketball to do this \ud83c\udfc0


@tylershawnqueja it'll be over eventually


@TjWints22 i didnt think i was being bruised


I've cussed, I've prayed, I've said goodbye,


Seems like love and getting engaged is in the air this Christmas. That's all I'm seeing.


I just did cheerleading stretches from high school. What happened to my flexibility? I can't move. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


@koalaTkatie @ctenooo the blackest list possible


Men are such pigs. This week at work has just been ridiculous.


katie why do we look like this in public


On the real thoe \u201c@SPVCXGHXZTPURRP: @Bigdaddiejorge ain't that stupid afteralll\u201d


@xXshan3n3Xx OMG can we open up a #coyoteugly or something similar to it?!?!


@MauroUM2 @Joe_McMahon24 @lilprolem17 what's his website?


While it remains a burden assiduously avoided, it is not unexpected and thus not beyond a measure of control which has led u inexorably here


When your drink is so cold it's like a slushy>>>


I've seen this stupid episode of Catfish like 30 times... #stop


@R_jaffarian I froze I didn't know what to do or say


I go all the way up to Dollywood just to see you because you \miss me\" and you get mad. Never speak to me again."


Spilled spaghetti sauce on my white sweater. #classy #typical


I always sweat when I straighten my hair so it's never straight \ud83d\ude14


You can't fix a mistake, just to make it over and over again.


Slide through and I can get you sooooo high. Guarantee.


I'm not ready for kids but.. I can't wait till Shane and I have one \ud83d\udebc\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\ude0a


Not in the mood to listen to my dad bitch about tattoos at 9 in the morning. STFU


Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.


I hate hearing about school shootings man


@The_Gman102 @ComedyCentral @themagicbullet I have a @SlapChop_ it's not very good. I did get a flexible hose. That thing is amazing.


The endless math homework has finally ended.


@LundSydney @stevieleelacher pretzels?? Von Hansen pretzels? ;)


I'm not about to deal with this shit again.


@ZaZaPie11 drinks on drinks on drinks ALL summer


Any of my girlfriends wanna join this sausage fest hmu


@KevKellum @RachelJeanHaas you need to come to one that will be a closer match! We really play good then! Plus they are more intense :)


Trishelle has got to be one of the worst challenge cast members. What a waste


i'm in the best mood \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc81


I think it's disrespectful when a girl posts inappropriate things on another guys wall...knowing he has a girlfriend.


sweet tea before i go to bed, don't mind if I do! \ud83d\udc4c


@catfan270 don't get too happy cause I doubt it'll last a while lol


@NiallLarry_Ziam PLEASE. MY BODY IS READY


Cmon Brady. Feild goal wins game. This is the perfect situation for you. Your the posterchild for these comebacks


I've changed? Ohh I know I have! \ud83d\udc4c


In love with my new earrings \ud83d\ude0d


@AbbyHaubrich I'm having a blast hanging out with you!!!!!!


Does anyone have an iPhone 4 charger with them I could use?


Fuck this... No one wants to go to prom on Sunday.


I just want to be in Florida already because I have so much anxiety about flying \ud83d\ude23\u2708


I love the Rockford files but damn those wigs in the 70s were bad!


Christian Bale is the epitome of perfection \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


@positiivevibes still good doe and you improved your score from yhe first time! I scored a fucking 17 in math if it makes you feel better


@ChrisWeidmanUFC that was absolutely amazing!! Congrats! Best fight I have watched! #ufc162


If this was any other game but the super bowl I would of been done watching a while ago


Literally have seen 6 cops this morning...#why


Tomorrow is going to be such a busy day for me..


I bet at the game tonight, there was probably 1 UCLA fan for every 200 MSU fans.. It was crazy!!!


@CowboyTroy1996 @clarebear1269 shes a freak


Why is it every time I am in a great mood, everyone else is depressed or pissy?


A@CarolynRideout @TVinnage23  @jodivinnage would go if @carolynrideout went!  Not currently signed up to go.


Success is not something you have, it's something you Do


@CockyAmendola it's pending so accept me


Present to myself should be here any day and according to these chillens, only 7 days until Xmas. #XmasCountdown


A\u00a0goal without a plan is just a wish.\u00a0


Today won't be complete unless I get Taco Bell


@McSkippy737 I still only have a few tonight. But with only six dudes playing so far I have seven assists. I can't complain.


@DAonCBS Tough week for the Mobsters. Tony Soprano checks out.And Jimmy Hoffa is a hell of a hide and seek player. Damn


Not a second goes by that I'm not thinking about you.


When I spend time on my puttin on my mascara & my lashes are really long. >>>>> \ud83d\ude0d #GirlyTweet


Perfect night for swimming! #LiterallyFeelsLikeABath


I like a little Captain in my coke. You know I like a little good time in my smoke.


And I'm counting all the boogers on your face and on your cheeks and it makes sense that your sickly #littlethings


@trinittyyyy you must've looked at the wrong one because I get fierce all the time and it's only $50


Awe that snapchat just made my night!\ud83d\udc4c I miss that girl


1st place in consolation and got a $50 bag for free because of it! \ud83d\ude1c


at home alone for the night... this could be interesting\ud83d\ude0f


I hope to god I was never half annoying as the highschoolers sitting next to us. Idiots.


Best husband ever! \u2764 He got me the absolute sweetest Mother's Day card ever! I'm so #blessed. I'm ready for my baby girl!\ud83d\ude18


Loooove getting bitched at for telling the truth.


@Radd_Andersonn have funn! And takena bunch of pictures for me :)


Do you really have the same feelings for me?


@Plimp45 pretty \ud83d\udca9, have fun in school \ud83d\udc4b


wish I had an invisibility cloak so I could just avoid the world today, or everyday actually


Thank you, Francesca's, for informing me that my purchases were final sale in the RECEIPT \ud83d\ude11


@ocgrandchamp NO WAY! What teacher? #whatabitch


OH MY GOD KAYLEE JUST TOLD ME THAT I LAUGHED ALL NIGHT IN MY SLEEP LAST NIGHT. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude4c


The highlight of the night was watching dumb ass kids clean up Ambrie's house they had toilet papered 15 minutes earlier. Lol


You're telling me like I care..... Uh no.


Probably going Black Friday shopping for the first time!


We were supposed to be something, Fuck that. We were supposed to be brothers.


@Pickle_zuch1995 it's all your fault, asshole


Ready to get these finals out of the way and enjoy a month long Christmas break which includes a little pond hockey  #DangleSnipeCelly


Send a message to my city tell them we'll be home soon.. #homesoon


@jennamarieklein I'm really far out in Sauk rapids


why make the same status over & over again.


Phil\nhil\nIl\nHi\nOhi\nOhio\nI didn't know phil and ohio where so closely spelled until today


I am a girl and I will say that most girls are fucking stupid


the only reason I've never liked South Carolina and Clemson is because of how obnoxious both South Carolina and Clemson fans are.


@NatalieWalters2 thanks cyclops ! #BestFriend


@Emmeau they just get them pulled and then refuse to wear them because they don't fit right. #shitmyredneckparentssay


Wait is that a dancing sloth decked out in Christmas gear on @TheEllenShow bc I'm LOLing. That's awesome!


I knew you wouldn't be able to handle me


@hughesbuds @NackSwin @TootALoo_Juu Please do or I'm doomed


@eringrace122 AND IF I GET YELLED AT I LL LEAVE


My meatball will be in town tonight..... To go out or not \ud83d\ude01 #workproblems


\u201c@RellzDaGod: Pineapple swirl keep me in Molly world\u201d


Apparently people come out to cheer me on during my training runs. #nbd


looking back on this time last year and thinking \n\nwut


@RozayyRedd_ Still not badder than you \ud83d\ude0d


I love iOS 7, it has an iTunes Radio which is better than Pandora, NO COMMERCIALS (:


St. Joseph hospital you're ridiculous #idiots #allclean


My roommates hot cousin is over. Ohhhhh boy.


@Jenn_Cupcakee Storm Passed Now Although My Pants Are Soaked


Good morning people! Today will be great! Friday is for FOCUS! Lets go!


I actually just want these next two weekends to fly by so I can be rid of the sat for at least a little bit


@baldwinner_ @jessicaaamk24 Deanna, Jess has something to ask you...


I am SO EXCITED to finally see my best friend @ashleysadoubleD again before she leaves \ud83d\udc97


Thank you @Sky_Halll for being my #1 fan. \ud83d\udc4d\u263a\ufe0f you the best.


e. It was just a rough place to be, zipping through space, feeling alone, staring out at #the long, dark tunnel of time.


@abbacadabraa I was bending over putting lotion on before and someone told me I look JUST like you! Lol my kick was good


@chloeaustin13 good, be happy! \ud83d\ude00


Oh the conversation with my co-workers today is cracking me up. Nothing like loads of laughing to help you through the work day.


@CaileighHolland thank youuuu \ud83d\ude0a


Oh wait that's why we don't drink off brand UV blue #GoingToPuke


@jerry_shonk Good Morning Jerry and Happy Monday! Did you watch the Denver/Dallas game yesterday after the Colts game? Peyton Manning is


Babies bring you happiness regardless of how you're feeling \ud83d\udc76


WHAT THE FUCK SHOULD SOME TEENS DO IN A RURAL SUBURB ON A THURSDAY NIGHT @TrillTeens


@klfleming1 I'm coming to Vegas prolly at the end of the year! So ill have too see you! \ud83d\udc96


@WWELauren Not like your driver suffered damage anyways  :3


Words cannot express how happy I am that today was my last day of classes! \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude01


@SydneySumners @guyordie yeah!!! Now lemme finish


\And I know that if I end this I'll no longer have nothing left,\nBut you keep treating me like a staircase it's time to fucking step.\"\n#np"


Come over and watch sappy movies with me @Bwandijane


it's so cute when people ignore you. #lol


Can't sleep in again till Friday & I'm really not liking that


#WeCantDateIf you aren't @dpcampbell21 I'm in love with my best friend and couldn't be happier


Annie K's with @kgrimes94 \ud83d\ude0a\u2615\ufe0f


Who would have thought living in New Jersey I would be using my heated seats on August mornings


One of the nicest things about being here is that even this late its still hot and gorgeous out


Or just don't message me back. #thatscooltoo


@liciaann93 or when they say they love eachother after 2 weeks! #nottrue


$10 for rails and beers all night @ Kahootz and paid for all the roomies. Shits getting crazy. #firstnightback #stout


Welp. I officially have 2 days left here. Weird...


Baby run, cut a path across the blue skies, straight in a straight line, you can't get here fast enough. @Forrest_Harper  #georgestrait


Damn it's the beginning of the month next week. #bills #depressing


Just want it to be 5:30 already so I can register for my classes!! #anxious


just realized that someone vine  famous came into work today !!!!!! Was wondering why he looked so familiar!!! OMG


@Pearson_Gabriel hahaha iight yen gone hit dat bih tonight


@icehockeystick its got the least playoff atmosphere of any nfl playoff game


For someone who doesn't like to be touched, going to the chiropractor is stressful. But that's how desperate I am. #backpain


Brand New is playing Penn State in the spring? WHAT KIND OF SICK FUCKING JOKE IS THIS? SOMEONE TAKE ME TO PENN STATE


It's nights like these that I think about you.


@HJSoldier yeah I'm planning on becoming a therapist ..


My cat literally charges at the bathroom door while I'm in there doing my business! #soweird


@BigBooty_Bec no it's just lets no wear clothes Friday


My teacher just picked on four wheeler riding, rural areas, informal languages and overalls.. She just offended every person in Grundy!


STANDING IN THE HALL OF FAME. Lalalalaaaaa AND THE WORLDS GONNA KNOW YOUR NAME.


@garebare2013 @Kyle_Host23 def? It would be blind, haha


@jordynkosmas I'm not \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\ude18 thank you!


It's such a boring day at work.. \ud83d\ude23


Rolle Bolle by @newbelgium brewing is heaven in your mouth.


I am desperately hoping Jacob has a snow day \ud83d\ude4c


@Kaitlin_Reichel don't go to aria there isn't any power


It really sucks when you feel like you're not good enough.


A girls that is 5'8 is to tall to me but maybe it's cause I'm only that tall\ud83d\ude12


New 30 for 30 on Maurice clarett was excellent. #ncaa is modern day slavery. When are we going to bring them down?


I am Sam gave us a glimpse of how people with disabilities are negatively looked upon by our society. We need to break that. #FHS328


Only I could manage to get kicked out the same day I'm moving out.


@captainzach521 ive only tried 30 day shred, 90 day revolution really. but i need a routine that mixes in cardio and training


I swear microwave minutes are the longest ever!


Why are you walking your cat on a leash.


Anderson Hozak... the new road to fuck up your car on..


Thinking about doing something and actually doing it are two completely different things.


Every time me and Megan hang out we just lay in bed and subtweet each other #NoLives


@ShoBoDance All the boys already are in your yard Shannon \ud83d\ude0b


Ain't gonna fret over them though, I got my own shit to deal with.


@sabol_sam me and log are going on some kind of an adventure


@amyJo_03 what is your record? Haha #comeatmebro


Helping my mom with her math homework because its been 24 years since her last math class>>>> \ud83d\udcaa #FeelingLikeAGenius


@alex2comi @taylorwegelin @joshk415 @zbo43 can you guys leave her alone lol


I wake up and walk out side to momma linehan chilling in the pool trying to levitate a cup of water


@kyliemichel @LCBones34 @fischer_corie @CydneyLewis29 @TryaBest13 @Lexis_Liz14 @PDubb07 that better be a lie. #kickyourbutt


Getting someone in my family to work out with me is equivalent to trying to shave a wookie.


I just got shocked by my phone... So that's how you really feel about me?


Nice win against Tampa Bay, Roady back to Maine


I'd rather be watching the game than this soccer game. Woof.


@mlavsminaj what are you going for?! And what day?


Lol. Thank you @LauraBrenea for showing me Hey Porsche. Funniest song everr.


If practice isn't inside tomorrow we should all pretend to stroke out.


@AbsgailJoy thanks for reminding that I don't have any friends here I forgot for a second...


@TonyBrunoShow Missinelli is one of the reasons there are more horses' asses than horses in this world. Rise above...


Thank you defense! That ball is out and is LSU's! #LetsScore


@JamesTJV your tweets are so enchanting james


There is no better feeling then waking up and seeing you have an hour left to sleep! Happy Tuesday!


I HATE CUTE BOYS BECAUSE THEY'RE JUST SO CUTE AND I CAN'T HAVE THEM


@ScudbucketBG5 daaaaaang! I'm glad you found it!


Nothing like being stuck in a little beach shack during a storm. ....


I see the word pawn and automatically think porn. What is wrong with my brain?


Cool lets put two of the most injury depleted teams in college football together in a bowl game. Prob gonna have to have fans finish game


Buzzzzed on iced coffee. Because I can drink that much faster than hot \ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d\ud83d\udc1d


@AlecConnors I get paid tomorrow, what are you doing after six?


I don't do anybody wrong. I try to go above and beyond as much as possible. \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\udc9c let's all love each other.


@KingKearney12 Yeah. Paul is bigger than lebron no doubt


Going to buy me a old car this weekend and give her hell to get stuff on video lol


Girls on their period are the most scary thing honestly.


Kevin Costner still a hottie #GoldenGlobe


@ShitsiHate People who are mean to other people for no reason <<< #pissesmeoff


If it comes out sweet but I'm not getting my hopes up


When I lose 2 noise rings and one earring in one day<< #notcool


@nielsen_issac you don't even know. I had the chance to kiss one of the prettiest girls I know and pussied out


Is there a large music scene in Michigan?


Ill never be good enough for you, and I cant try anymore..


\Dad, you were like a father to me.\" - #DueDate"


Wish I was a cop now so I could pull your ass over for that extremely illegal lane change. #justwaittilliam #alreadyknowtrafficlaws


on the bright side - I got a new belly button ring for $5 :)


When gas stations don't have cherry dr pepper. So you gotta mix regular dr pepper with wild cherry pepsi


I'm really hoping that two hour math review I just went to pays off!!


@suz_nn3 who needs power when you have TTHE OUTDOORS


Yesterday Jessie punched my abs and left a fist print..


@MFloerchinger at least Taylor Swift can date someone her own age


@SarinaMay1 how bout we hang out the next weekend? DON'T PLAN ANYTHING \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


@aka23_ it doesn't have all of them but it has a few for a modest proposal


Thinking on thinking on thinking \ud83d\ude23


@reformedpita Gotta have more cowbell, baby.


I wish I could go camping more often \ud83c\udfa3\u26fa\ud83d\udd25


I might have just really freaked the fuck out over some toilet paper\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4e #notok


I wanna know who @BradBoyer4 is tweeting about.


Wide eyed to a world we never fully see, we are all just dreamers


My money goes to snapbacks and new shoes


@_VitaminG I thought about that, but isn't that super messy. I don't want to clean shit.


Epiphniotic isn't a word but if it were I'd use it in that context.


After three hours of handing out candy we still have three buckets left. Oh well more for me \ud83d\ude0f


Dear God, what did I ever do to deserve this hangover? \ud83d\ude37


Hope my girls like my practice plan for tonight #workout #getbetter


Damn, you really fuckin' up \ud83d\ude02


@RedRyneFisher cause they look bad so they call him a fake. But really most of the golf fraternity is a bunch of collar up pussies anyways


I literally almost cried from losing my lighter.


@ZexyConqueror but your prob right :( which really sucks.


Not a chance in this world I'm looking nice for grad practice


I've met so many great people because of music. I wouldn't trade it for anything.


We're on in 10 minutes with the latest on Nidal #Hasan on @KCENNews .  You watching?


The number of people that confuse 'to' and 'too' is two damn high.


And please don't tell me that I'm dreaming, when all I ever wanted was to dream another sunset with you


Cause I believe that love is the answer, I believe that love will find a way \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a


Why do I feel like everybody is sick? Lmfao it's Missouri guys


I was gonna go to bed til I remembered new teen mom and catfish!


So glad this week is over......one week closer to spring!


telling @dylanclmn about my probz and his response is \at least you can shower standing up\" #crippledniggaprobz"


Are the bucks going to bring someone out of retirement for the rest of the season? @Bucks


Only good thing about waking up for this show is I get to go back to bed.. In a bed all by myself. Even if it's B's toddler bed \ud83d\ude0f


I think having all of these one direction photos in my room is better for me because when I wake up I see happy faces and it makes me happy!


@BabyBlu__ good luck with the drive tomorrow


Lol what girls weren't at the plaza last night?


I mean it's my last year in IF. I gotta have mistletoe and New Years kiss


Enrique Iglesias \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d #TeAmoMucho


Really hope New Mexico pulls this off because I'm screwed in one of my brackets if so...


She tryna get ha head up out my lap That's a negative!


@gasoleena @jennjengoesrawr actually if you turn off the group messaging, then turn it back on, it stops the previous messages from coming \ud83d\ude01


Catfish>>> I'm so excited for tomorrow nights new one! #looksreal #Cantwait


@spitfyr62 the 56 that Pauch drove last yr


I think I love single mothers more bc my momma was one


2 months from right now we'll be in spring break. Just take that in.


@ajowallis I called\u2026but you're not there. This makes me sad.


Please tell me why we have no delay or cancelation.Weve been sliding all over the road. Stg this school is dumb af


Hopefully I'll get this this week! =] #please


Happy national coming out day, everyone. To any of my friends who are struggling, I hope you can be strong. And you can always talk to me.


Finally went to the gym after four days... \ud83d\ude33


@wieneke5 just don't answer yourself... #headcase


@Wrenish Wait. Who invited the vegetarians?


It's sad when all my friends are to busy to talk to me because they're all playing Pokemon... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01


Twitters obviously better than Instagram


@Max_Lindstrom6 you should pick me up at 2


@_PresidentialQ ,as soon as u touch down


@BradKabosky this is a cute mirror pic of you.


When i die adam lobello is planting potatoes at my grave


I wonder how Luke Bryans wife feels about women of all ages wanting her husband...


@TweetLikeAGirI highschool next year will fix it all \ud83d\ude4f


@Schweiss10 next year we can beat @eungard together . I will invite you next time


@Ally_Latimer HAHAHAAH eventually we'll make one that crazy


After being forced to watch Django, it actually turned out to be a badass movie. #notcomplaining


Way too emotional these days to hear any sappy songs..even if it is Miley Cyrus


Seriously home doesn't even feel like home without my sister, longest I've ever been away from her\ud83d\ude25 #comeback @kaitlyn_ketcham


Dear Twitter ....I've neglected you ....but I'm back now #ItsAboutToGoDown


@lagillespie7 were going to do exactly that!


@Tom101010 also pay turns players into employees and seriously threatens tax exempt status of NCAA


The fact that me and @katieconnaughty are gonna be close enough to TOUCH @kennychesney tomorrow is a bit unreal #cannotwait #gonnadie \ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7b\ud83d\udc4f


@Kathryn_Mellor Tell #twitterlessmarge its time for a new coffee pot \u2615


@AmeliaTheRandom let's legit play connect four though


I love coming home and getting yelled at. Done trying to make my family happy.


@thatkyleegirll tell your man to get out there and get you some haha


@bearfrigon24 you truly are the horniest human alive


I wish dropping out of college was an option...


Whoever made Jim Nance say Rocky Mountain Rainbow needs a Rick James slap. #tryingtoohard


All night hearing voices telling me that I should get some sleep because tomorrow might be good for something. #lyrictweet


Nothing like taking an evening cruise and stopping by the 7-Eleven to laugh at the pigs over there actin tough.. Tell your wife hi for me...


the at&t commercials with the little kids are actually hilarious


Excuse me @cadenhutchins do not beep at me


@CWatson325 yes, now it's Christmas season \ud83d\ude0a


@TheyDigginHer love you. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c


#ThingsYouNeverWantToHear \you can't play basketball anymore\" you can't play volleyball anymore\""


@KalaSoFlyy he like pushes me off of my bed. My own bed.


But really someone go to the pancake breakfast with me....


And open photoshop as a tab in the program when you send it to edit


@ohyaitsmegan @alex_brooke001 do we have to wear our uniform?


I'm pretty sure my parents just asexually reproduced. My dad had me & my mom had my sister.


Could we get much Higher\nSO HIGGGHHHHHHHHH


Nothing is worse than having to pee and being in a bumpy car


@NatashaRhodes13 ugh. What a boner killer


Remember all those times I bitched because it was sooo hot...i take it all back now! i.need.warmer.weather. \ud83c\udf3b\ud83c\udf1e\u2600\ufe0f


Last year it was so nice my pool was open already come on weather


One more week in the Yukon \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 \nSO FREAKING EXCITED


Happy Friday y'all! Hope it's a good one!


#TheStoryBehindMyScar A dog bit my face.


@lanctot_deborah that's suppose to be Hero :(


Time for a hot steaming bubble bath to regain feeling in my legs


\@JaredLeto: Sleep. Dream. Wake. Attack. Create. Fight. Fuck. Win. Sleep. Dream.\" THAT SOUNDS ABOUT RIGHT!"


I've been listening to the same song for an hour straight I think it's becoming a problem


My goal for this year is to grow facial hair.


@codyvanmeter and I sound like old people gushing about how much we love our garbage disposals... \ud83d\udc74\ud83d\udc75


I feel bad because everyone probably thinks I ignored their texts tonight.


If you don't shut the fuck up in about two second I'm going to punch you in the face okay? Okay


I still think it's so funny how much Danielle hates turkeys.


nbd dad just sped across 4 lines on the highway to avoid missing the exit & almost ran off the guard rails \ud83d\ude01


How could I decide what's right, when your clouding up my mind


I'm kidding. I don't care what your doing!!


Tiger has won 26% of the events he's played in. Down right ridiculous. #THEPLAYERSChamp


@Jazz1600AM I'm glad you remembered the rule though :) #carryon


@Swanigan_15 whatever time works for you. It was just me and Jordan today


It was so good to see so many athletes & students taking pride in the school today at GE!  All their hard work really shows!


Its so nice having a four day weekend every week.. #ILoveCollege


But wait, did @BritttttC really just steal a calzone from neubig?


I do everything myself and I have for a long time now


Shark cam is the coolest thing EVER !!! I'd be scared to death attaching it to the shark \ud83d\ude01 #SharkWeek #sharkpocalypse


@_WeaveSnatcher I mean I'm just saying itbsobeveryone knows


@AdderalIHadMe literally pissing like a racehorse


@mariamomo you'll be the best Christmas present ever!!


@HeyMissKiss @Julia_Winter9 @Katie25Johnston I've got nothing......


@VictoriaPearl23 I was on interstate coming home and passed a driver in a compromising situation!!! LMAO #lakedays


Get to go see #Frozen with family before work \ud83d\ude0a


Seriously,just one deer walk by.Please.Even if its just a baby.I just want some proof that all the deer in my woods haven't died or ran away


I'm holding you closer than most, cause you are my heaven.


Never seen a preview for the movie I'm in the theater to see before. But Superman does what he wants I guess.


Still doing homework \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udca4


Probably the most embarrassing thing that's happened to me all year.... #ew \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude12


@HaileyAlivia I love you blonde \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


first time in like 2 months i haven't been w cassidy oh my gosh what do i do


@JSandlin502 @tbrock314 I'm ya I get off tmw at 2 and that's when I'll be super excited


My Soul To Take <><><><> tripped out,scary movie! #mixedemotions


@AustinMahone THIS IS WHY I LOVE YOU \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


I think this whole government decision thing would go over better with drinks and karaoke. Or not voting anyone back into office.


I love the beginning of Hospital For Souls by bmth, okay.


Helen just told us she's great this morning because she's just had her moonshine... She was serious... It's 7:45


@ThatBoyMillz lol keep that shit on low my nigga


I hate when people assume things. #YoureAlwaysWrong


Pool and warm weather can't wait for tomorrow long over do vacation!!!


I can't even get over the fact that a 50 yr old woman will text me and harass me because I won't take back her son #icant


@AnnaMontanaYa it looks like you own a  nail salon


@moeabu10306 the besttt \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d


I have so much homework to do... But I choose the pretty little liars finale \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0c


I need someone to come drag me out of bed


@kmacrose33 @__bayyy2 @Thats_SoLauren I want to also


The screen shots I get of @DannyJustham seriously crack me up. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@lilanna96 lol yeah once again. Found someone better that actually works has his liscence and can drive. Josh had none of that lmao


Passing through Bryan OH - the boyhood home of Nate Bristol.


a very quiet day at lunch today \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\ude4e


Too excited for tomorrow. A day off work and dinner at Granny's. Can't wait to catch up with my fam! Never see them anymore #busybee


Okay haha. I might cry watching you girls.


Whos downs for mcdonalds breakfast?? #Sohungry


I would give a nut to take Beca from Pitch Perfect out on a date. #Beautiful


Loving this time change. So much time for activities


A_and_C@balls.vag\nme and @Smeckzy old psn accounts email


One time my cat licked my forehead and then tapped it with his paw and that's the story of how my cat baptized me


So looking forward to watching the fireworks with @zak_willyums on the 4th of July \ud83c\udf86\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8


I have a feeling the pats are going to be playing the Seahawks in New Jersey for this years Super Bowl...


Would it be wrong of me to name my child Dexter?


So much hype! Wind Waker, Mario Metroid. Holy shut I want a Wii U now


My knowledge of music lyrics baffles even myself


Moms boyfriend is here, so I'm gonna get ignored or the next hour or two. \ud83d\ude12


Nothing bothers me more than when someone lies to me


@AmberGale13 I'm a pretty cool guy what can I say


There comes a point when you just gotta throw a chair at the wall and scream fuck.


Dear penis,\n \nThanks for not bleeding once a month. \n \nSincerely, Every man ever.


I deeply apologize if you saw me before I got ready today


Update on mom:higher than a kite from this morphine. And it is literally the funniest thing in the world. I love her so much. So blessed


Teo is a punk ass bitch. Wtf.  His girl never show up just like he didn't show up in national championship.


Elyria, OH is like Buzz's girlfriend #woof


@justinbieber I love you too baby \ud83d\ude18


Editing is taking less time than I thought. Will be done with this god-forsaken video story soon. #printforever


@titsss_ imagine if all house smelt that disinfected.... That'd be odd lol


I'm soo glad my life revolves around goals, instead of alcohol like some people.... #growup


Hair School is so much harder than people think.


@radgirl_x0 that's a big reason I'm happy Luke lives in Burnsville. It's away, but not too far.


That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize


So a couple days ago the elevator skipped me twice, this morning both opened for me at the same time. Thanks elevator #ghost #goodmorning


It's such a good night to go on a drive and think


I don't have school, but I'm still up and ready like everyone else. \ud83d\udc81


good thing i look like a fuckin boss driving this truck around all week. big truck +tiny girl


@tfulton1288 SHIT, I knew something looked weird. I stared at that tweet for so long before I hit send


Home from the burg and my bed feels so good.


So I can play the video in my head of a blue eyed boy dancing in the bed of a two tone ford


Friday night lights has to be the best show ever.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfc8


'Have you ever just looked at your skin? It's amazing!' -my Nana


Power goes out in super dome... Bane ...


It's never been so hard to breathe before so I think it's safe to say I will be dying on Christmas see ya


Anyone can say anything, but doing something proves points.


@TheTimMcGraw when the stars go blue and red ragtop are my fav but my all time is live like your dieing


@BardHouck I showered for the first time yesterday since Sunday. Right there with you. #grimeforlife


@bradfo @kirkmin you two deserve your own show. Great listening, great knowledge


Remember, the entrance door to the sanctuary is inside you!


I'm really tired of always being lied to..


What is charred black and smells really bad? A baby in your fireplace @bethmeister13


I wish I was coordinated enough to run on a treadmill


It just annoys me that one person can think they are better than another person. Last I checked we are all human


Dwade can't make a shot or play defense. Why is he playing.


Bringing friends into an argument only makes things worse. #betweenthe2ofus


My brother, my bestfriend, my hero. Is an EMT, he pulls crazy ass shifts & I worry about him constantly. He was the 1st on the scene


Key And Peele is basically just The Chapelle show but just a little bit worse.


I love when my phone is quiet af... Not!


I just want to make you happy, and if it's not with me, that's fine.


All these tweets about Indy make me even more sad I chose not to do Oce/competitive cheer #whywhywhy \ud83d\ude14


Finishing up a handful of projects. Anyone looking to record?


I kinda want some McDonald's or whataburger right now I'm too hungry\ud83d\ude16


@bodyguard4JandJ I love drag races! Last time I went to one I was 8 years old, though. Lol I really need to go to one soon!


Who else is happy that Liam and Miley are not engaged anymore?!


If I don't reply the first 5 times, I'm probably not gunna reply the 6th, 7th, or 8th. #annoyingaf


My mother is the worst person to shop with. Ever.


@annapie222 i know but thank god for late arrival


New PW has me feeling like I'm on a bed of nails


@skimboarding00 I work at the ironwood golf course near Verona


Ny degree of sarcasm depends on your degree of stupidity.


Not sure how long I can keep trying to make you change your view on me. Yah this is to you Taylor so if you read this send me a text.


Two really weak yellows for Torres today. Quite harsh on him today


so much to do, so little time \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude2a


I guess you really don't know what you have until it is gone #depresedtweet


& I'm tired of bitches feelin like they can speak on how people do or do not take care of their kids, STFU hoe.. do you even have kids??


Pretty excited to be driving this \ud83d\ude92 around today.


It's 75 degrees out and you have all the lights off and the AC up watching Food Network


I'm in five of my friends favorites for snapchat #blessed


Well, the next few days I will just be stalking everyone's prom pictures...#LoveThem


@kaylamarie003 it is so twisted right now though I can see us finding out who it is and it still continuing on


Drug dealing just to get by, stacking money til it gets sky hiiigghhhh


Bitch was trying to tell me coconut oil and oil of coconut were two different things #TheyArent


Idk if this lady is talking to me or herself so I'm just going to stand here and smile awkwardly


Every night my stomach gets these pains in the same spot and every thinggg, wtfffffffff


Thirft Shop reminds me of @Lissa26_ , Kait, Josh, and Jimothy. Haha \ud83d\ude02


Putting on clothes that are still warm from the dryer>>>


#12 no cucumber, add bacon & jalape\u00f1o chips #jimmyjohns aaahhhmazing


In middle school @david_cagle bullied me.


Actually excited for valentines day this year #boyfriend #love \u2764\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc4d


Not at all surprised at what's happening in Miami...Notre Dame has been the most overrated team this season.


I'll give someone $20 to finish my homework for me \ud83d\ude01 #anytakers


It's very wierd...last night I dreamt that I met @FrankieJGrande like last night, but @ArianaGrande showed up too and I got to......


\I'll win him back again, we'll be lovers, best friends. \nHe won't need no other woman like he did way back when he was with me.\""


@AngelaPollock04 so that makes you a pedofile cuz you love me\ud83d\ude33


Fuck you bitch i hate your guts! @jay....whore


You deserved to be kissed every day, every hour, every minute.\u2764 #TheLuckyOne #WhoWantsToComeWatch


@madi_lou2 hey you made fun of me for that! \ud83d\ude24


@rickkennis. Nope those and another pair of boots. GRRRR!!


@cwag47 @JustinPireaux @carina_gottheld easy


@Stephie5Ann don't pressure yourself. It's basic knowledge. There is like 5 questions u really need to think about


Watching 21 Jump Street and Jessi is mad because Jonah Hill is no longer fat. Lol.


Bout to watch @MileyCyrus twerk for the 1,000th time.


I don't even know what sleep is anymore\ud83d\ude01


I wish I had night classes... My brain works 100x faster/fluently this late


I'm both happy and sad, and I'm still trying to figure out how that could be.


Pretty sure I'm like black and we are only in June #tanlife


I really wish I had my own room \ud83d\ude13.


@BenMHubb are you making the Chicago trip Tuesday?


every dunkins is out of cider \ud83d\ude2d


@joannewinter9 this one has strings of chars and have to bksp over ones to cut... Would rather have indiv pics


@LakenMariee thank you!! Isn't your 21st soon?!


Moriah scores on a nice move!  Pizzazz now lead 4-0!


@blucaller @rfbarnes @jaketapper @CNN Jake knows Dems lie enough! Obama had the mic half of the day!


You interrogating me about nonsense isn't helping anyone #really


@davidbyrd thank you so much for today! Lots of notes to keep me going long from now :) #gr2013


I can't even find a Taylor Swift song to describe my feelings right now..that's when you know your life's a joke. \u270c\ufe0f\ud83d\ude02


Good job boys , you did great tonight \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udfc0


@Stina610 a ice cream place called subzero :)


I've had a block for about 2 months. I get injured about every practice. R u trying to tell me it's time 2 quit??


Teacher wanted me to show work, so I just wrote work all over the paper


@gianna_marie99 you could make one n just carry her around all day


Now time to enjoy this beautiful weather :)


@RSLTeamStoreXI when will the scarves be available?


@TevinBashawn @chaseibarra5 you both know


@yasembrosky and that's why I like you so much Jew bag.


@Menendez97 @LkOrionLacrosse yeah, but I'm still playing 1763 in summer with you guys.


I change that actually I want a couple of tattoos


Everybody has gone through something that has changed them in a way that they could never go back to the person they once were.


@Icetreylemonade yesss & no I cannot wake up to alarms


@B__Nicks I have a beeper and you don't \ud83d\udcdf


I can't wait to see Zachary tomorrow. I feel like I haven't seen him in ages...


I'd never make a promise I don't Intend to keep.


@briannaajones are you gonna be here this weekend?


@missmoeee Gladly! Don't forget the cinnamon melts too! #NomNom


@rickiiconrad orange scarves for thanksgiving this year


If anyone wants to text me, I wouldn't protest


@ALoPresti9 I know, I love it \ud83d\ude0a


@cdwkthemyth love you \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude18\u270c\ufe0f


@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim.


So.. I dyed my hair and a little bit of the dye is around my face.. It wont come off \ud83d\ude11


It's uneven and choppy. All i wanted were my layers trimmed.


@WeArePalisades hell yeah. i'm gonna go so hard when i see you guys in may. you should let me stage dive during your setttt \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


I enjoy creeping on people waaay too much.. #oops #sorrynotsorry \ud83d\ude06


Definitely and defiantly are two different words, two different meanings.


@groffman6 @NoBGames watching the flyers take all these penalties makes it look like our chel club


@ben_heichel sorry pulled a marsh on u and couldnt take a joke


I just wish for once someone would be proud of me.


I hate people that act so rich and expensive... Like bitch please. \u270b


Woke up today and all I could say is, um


@TroyLogan31 @SirChrisFork yea trust me you should


@SaluteMeImMateo @hannahtaylor131 If Leanm is included, its a love square.


Everyone is gonna hate me...but I've never seen Love and Basketball\ud83d\ude2c


Gotta charge my battery first! Cannot run without music! \ud83d\udcaa\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfb6


@abbyjoeliene guess so \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


Before I get married i want to shock a woman with a kiss


Lol at the white guy trying to dunk on LeBron


I wish I could use @rumphalicious for her waxing skills. Lookin for that #fullbody #baldasababysass


Brb while I go cry my eyes out ..\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Craigslist is the closest thing I have to a girlfriend #truth


I'm not sure why I just put my wool socks on now. #numb #halp


@alisocko ...but anyway..that's what happens when your school has an awesome football team and all the girls want the QB's dick\ud83d\udc66\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc69 #brawl\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc69\ud83d\udc78


I keep riding my  bike up and down darlington It's making me look creepy .


I guess I fit in a women's medium for sweatpants


Pretty sure break just all went to my thighs


Just got my flu shot and a pretty bandage!!


@aleighafayeee you think they'll let you say for a 3rd night ?


It's crazy how much a girl will let a boy change her.


Worst service EVER!  #Wendys #nevercomingback


@McCabe14 that's what I meant \ud83d\ude1c


@Real_Liam_Payne Liam I love you and I'm always always always here for you


Okay anxiety you can calm down now #justbreathe


Sooner or later God will cut em down. #JohnnyCash


Sleep is the only escape from the living. #Nocturnal


Hannah Tincha just told me I have big muscles life=made @HannahTincha


I promised my mama imma get her out the hood


\We've based our entire relationship on food\""


The only reason I have to come to school is for English and I don't even have that until last hour.


The fact that this time tomorrow I will be sleeping in my own bed surrounded by my friends, family, & boyfriend is so stinking exciting \ud83d\ude49


@Ktloveshermusic its not funny she's a cunt I seriously hate her so fucking much its unreal


School kills me.. It better be canceled tomorrow


The last hour of work always feels like an eternity


Great win for the #Titans tonight. Wishing Jake Locker a speedy recovery being hopeful that he'll somehow be back next week #PrayForLocker


Picking peaches to make some homemade ice cream #yummy


My mom tried to get our dog to eat his food and my dad says: he's obviously not gunna eat something that looks and tastes like his own shit


Im sick of \tho\". Fuck that shit. Not needed. Only say though if it makes sense. Spell that out."


Got my handcuffs and my vest is on tight. It's going to be a good day with WillCo Sheriffs Police


I'm dead serious. I need help finding my keys.


Finding out @SammyAdams is the special guest on the @Timeflies  #warningsignstour is the best thing I've heard all day


All you can hear is Matt coughing from outside.


Hearing his voice was amazing (: if you only know how much I appreciate your calls.


@MZONeal22 Zach I had a legitimate nightmare about being a tenor again


making cookies & blasting sweater weather>\n\nsometimes i like winter


FINDINING OUT YOUR FPS IS IN YOUR CLASS AND IT'S COMPLETELY UNPLANNED \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04 yes I squealed in class. #SOHAPPY @TaylorPaxtonH


\u201c@KChenoweth: Ps. Lucy Liu. GORGEOUS TOO!\u201d Do you even know my obsession with you BOTH


@Ikeeeeeee_7 I'm staying with I next weekend! Kay?


Sooooo excited for the last season of Dexter. \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udc89


You're quite possibly the shittiest friend I've ever had and I can't stand you :)))))


It feels like someone punched me right in the center of my back.


Amazing episode to end the year @nbcsnl @jimmyfallon @jtimberlake both killed it of course along with the amazing cast


My friends will be proud to know that I haven't watched One Tree Hill in like a week


I have 5 tests to makeup in Mrs. Welch's class plus I have a test tomorrow and then 2 in Spanish I have to makeup \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude02


@TheXFactorUSA DANGGGG HES 14. And cute. LETTME have his @ name that accent lollol


@tessalissette You should hollla at me sometime and we'll make some plans! 859-868-7300


You're the reason why I'm happy everyday


I make it so hard  to talk don't I, I get off topic don't I


My dream man. I still call him Tate, idc.


My mistake, I am a bad judge of character.


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a beautiful smile


Everybody complainin' about their yearbook picture, I dread seeing mine tomorrow..


pretty sure we blew my speakers tonight @kayybrown3 @k8lynNic0le


God loves me quite a bit today\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c


Why do people come to the movies alone. Lol


Nothing surprises me anymore. It all needs a lot prayer.


Nothing bears a Sunday morning cuddle sesh with my best friend :) #mansbestfriend


Maybe this rain will freeze and we'll get out! Jk


Sad thing about tonight is that baseball is over \ud83d\ude2a


Dangggg My Dawgs Ain't Hit Me Up Yet , I Know Dey Ain't Broke . . .


prank calls >>> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@KileECoyote Your mom just pulled a bra out of her purse .. reminded me of when you pulled your thong out at Panera hahahaha \ud83d\ude02


Nights like these you need a girl to just kick it back with


I'm killin and I be that way \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfa7


If you would like to see something funny please go look at my snapchat story


I'm literally getting beat by a ten year old autistic kid #bruisesfordays #lovemyjob.


@colin_yothers haha so you were reeling that it and something ate it


The fact that I'm going to South Carolina soon >> #cantwait \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ufe0f


Why do shows go to commercial right when the show gets good?


Not even a sentence has been typed..... Lol. #essayprobz


@JoeKazzy In st. Paul. I'm trying to get my cousin to go so you know someone ha. But unless you wanna bring friends


@VioletThunk Yes, let's bust up the joint.


@DylanCollins95 we should get you to 109k today wouldn't that be amazing!?!?!?


@DjLevasseur_xo I don't think I'd fit in good at Leavitt hahah, and I fucking hate the woods and outdoors!


A Hugh school girl just came in and purchased and iTunes card to buy a summer reading book for her phone. I've...I've...I've got nothing.


Eating supper than back to the workout schedule took a few to many days off


@kallij you ask too much of me. who do you think I am?!?


Wind 0.0 mph N. Barometer 30.05 in, Steady. Temperature 62.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 95%


Christmas music kinda day \u2744\u26c4\u2744


So my campers totally just had a jam session in the shower house. Wow.


And yes our water is back on....thank goodness!!!


Nothing could end such a day like a cold can 'a clam chowder.


Ladies don't forget your SAS Pillow Talk night @DestinyChurchMe tomorrow night.


Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc3a


I seriously just want a Minion so bad that would be fucking fabulous \ud83d\udc4d


If you then, being evil, know how to give good gifts to your children, how much more will your heavenly Father give the Holy Spirit to those


@KennedyCarither thanks for a great night, love you now time to get busy ;)


Ate my easy Mac with peanut butter crackers because I didn't have a spoon. #collegelife


Hobbies: complaining  of cold atmosphere in room and watching anime till about 5 am with no breaks. Yes, my life fucking ROCKS


Sad to say bye to my parents today.. Glad that they'll be back in 3 weeks though!!


I wish I could actually fall asleep before 2


accidentally threw my phone while recieving my cookies from the oven and more of the glass chipped off; story of my life


I seriously love @megankkaay so so so much. She's such an amazing best friend \u2764\ud83d\ude18


Only I would be walking through the city and literally run into my uncle #mylife


spending my day with @TylerSizler tomorrow! :)


Gunna walk over an complain about the cars


Guess what Indians today get a hell of alot easier... Must see JV time!!


Ahhhh up for the day gonna get myself on a schedule.


I'm gonna spend the rest of my night watching footloose & the breakfast club.


@kayleeatkinson4 @obryan1423 @saigerearick take it off twitter sweeties :) love you all <3333


5 am and I'm wide awake and i just went to sleep 3 1/2 hours ago.. Ughh go back to sleep body!


@Hot_For_Food buckeye basketball baby, winner


I love how Awkward has been on all morning \ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


In a state of happiness that can only be achieved after drinking a smoothie.


Im still no where near the person I need to be but I find that forgiveness every night when I hit my knees\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc99


Show your genuine love and care for others at work. Yes, I said LOVE. Deal with it.\n\nDon't be weird about it, but do it.\n\n#leadership #life


I feel like a 6th grader that has never been on a date before. \ud83d\ude14


I just realized how pathetic I am \ud83d\ude02 #lol


Would I be in the wrong to go outside and build a snowman?


Congrats to @ColeMitchell03 for hittin that big home run in the game tonight!\u26be


106.5 on my horrific lab exam? I'll take it! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udd70


@connerH_49 had the most violent walk to the bathroom last night. Drop kicked my snowman and collapsed on the ground. \ud83d\ude02


@michaelfedczuk @c_tick I know, I've seen it.


I always wanna go to bed but then another good song comes on pandora\ud83d\ude48


Blondie is the only cat I like..  And it took her 3 months to like me! Haha


@KyleMatthewsss don't say that. I'm here for you. Hang in there.


@thejoshhamilton Merry Christmas to you too!


Cold lotion to soothe a sunburn could be better!\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4c


I'm going back to sleep. I'm about to sleep all damn day and I don't even care.


Panera bread after a long day of shopping <3


@KaaaitlynRaee says the girl who wanted me to kill her earlier


Ill find something better to do with my Friday night go have fun with your lie \u270c


@rirrynavarra where did you get this picture?!?


@mattyintheknow was hoping you'd be naked and bound on a table #oneofmanyletdowns


@mrkellyhicks that's freaking awesome! Spain got it tho


So I bought my #XboxOne from @amazon but it hasn't shipped yet. Says it will be here tomorrow. Should I be worried?


@xxkenziexo our dates gonna great babe\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c #lezbehonest


Mom thinks I'm a lesbian, I'm sick out of nowhere, old lady tried to come at me sideways at work today. Let this week be over already.


It's too late to pretend like we are in love right now #NP


Soooo tonight is a beer and vinnys kind of night


@Yuhgirlleezette love you more beautiful ;)


Around here parents try to be friends with their kids instead of authority figures. #messedup


I wish it was 60 degrees & sunny right now. #PerfectWeather


You have talent and your soul cannot be bought


@Maia_Mulcahy @peaceissarah NICE JOB MESSING UP THAT GIRLS HAIR


I wish I had a crystal ball \ud83d\udd2e


Our talk after track today >> @Big_Papi_15 @austin_squires


Just keep your hopes up high and your heads down low!


So far today I have had two cups of coffee. This should end well...


Oh my gosh. These apple cinnamon donuts are about to be amazing!


@Mallick814 @marchionda23 pats are also the ones in the playoffs and the steelers are 5-8


--thank god it's pay day. \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb0 #money


Fast forward to Florida please \u2600\u2600\u2600


If love is a labor I'll slave til the end.


@miller_damon who's got time for that? And rise and roll doesn't suck. Best donuts ever!!!! \n#NotMe


I want someone who will make music with me. Who will listen to me play and sing all day and then sing to me all night.


@dannywitt359 @rjz_haynes Ryan your hobby from now on is to not talk to danny.


I don't wanna give you the wrong impression.


The fact that the live feed for the boys game is frozen \ud83d\ude12 #nothappy


Picky guys need to learn .. Women dont come from a \build a bitch\" workshop.."


Not knowing what you want in your life is the most frustrating thing ever


I can tell you haven't laughed in awhile but I want to see that crooked smile \ud83d\ude03


I live two miles away from where i nanny and I've been waiting on my mom for 15 minutes


Seriously fuck you and your fucking lies your such an asshole! I'm so glad that didn't actually  happen. Good thing you told everyone it did


@lilyjs87 Thanks Lily \ud83d\ude03 Miss you too! Only 1 more day until you are both home! \u2708


@_BayleyPalmer you should have taken psychology! The professor is hilarious.


@SavannaGeske couldn't quite handle the one road it should have taken you to get to your destination? #womendrivers \ud83d\ude1c


@nilam_bhatt I was going to put that in there but I didn't know how to spell it


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great sense of humor


@TerryM1963 @Dickyleefrazier @PatrickLoneyUK @mafrazier15 just friends talking. How's that creepy?


I have NO makeup this is not good i have places to go


@mrmickmars soo I'm beyond excited for the new Hampshire show next month.  I'm 22 and itll be my 5th time!


Austin's daily pictures of Nala are killing me. She's so damn cute


You think way too fucking highly of yourself.


@Austinwilkins04 I will! Promise! Things happen for a reason


\u201c@PrincessProbz: I see your subtweet, and I raise you a big middle finger. #princessprobz\u201d @Andee_4 made me think of you \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Tanner_Colley2 @Jolo_Swag @xAudreyMarie @RebeccaK19 Aw, well I guess we won't be hanging out then


I hate looking a new cars. I was perfectly happy with mine. Fucking drunk drivers.


WHY IS FOOD NETWORK COMING IN FUZZY \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Christmas dinner in a little \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0b


@Alex_Stoff yes the carpet is a tad stained tbh but you know it's just kind of an experience


Those fuckers from that whole Target ordeal actually stole my credit identity... #weird


@lauren_nichole0 hope ya feel better !! Lol I feel dumb BC I'm just now learning and you all have tucks and stuff. I hate being the newbie!


@torbald2895 don't you have some offs to fuck?


@primaljeff The Michael Ferrari is working on it!!!


People will always push you to your limits


@gretakarr no no no this needs to go away


@OhMyLordyJordy7 then, we must be sisters!!!!


Rather than talk about how doing dangerous tricks with the thing was actually what killed him.


So emotional at this episode of Long Island Medium right nowww


God has turned his back on you, heavens gates are shit.


My plan is to work at Starbucks and find out the inner workings then take over the coffee industry


Even if I am only staying for a night I pack my bags like I am staying for a week. #girlprobs


I love having a guy that will hold me tight on my worst days.


Excited to find your baguette ad  @SCHARglutenfree in the Gluten-Free Living magazine :)


Why is everyone so mean to each other now a days


@UTHedo you think Moyes is even in the same area code of class that Fergs is now or was before he became accomplished?  Use foresight. #deer


I dont see everyone's obsession with being disgusted by feet. Just take care of your feet people.


I hate the dentist. Having somebody's hands and in my mouth <<<< \ud83d\ude37


Can someone loan me 60 bucks so I can get a watch \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude25 ill pay you when I get money \ud83d\ude14


@BluEyezJess @Braddigan89 LMFAO at \YOU\" people.."


@fakedansavage I just saw you walk by me in Madison by the Capitol and wasn't quick enough to tell you I love the new book!


@audra_mgillespi @ClaireRohr what is this picture?


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 50.2 F,\nHumidity 54% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


It's so sad that the cheer boards are dead for this momentous occasion


Trying to go to a haunted house soon.. Time to man up


A half day on a Monday is such a bizarre thing, but I love it. <3


Oh, could you just STFU already. No one gives any fucks about you.


@eonline @TheEllenShow I saw the show today. I've had a sty. It stinks.


My phone has been freezing and it's been possum me off .. A lot\ud83d\ude24


@MinusTheCultJam the true test of one who truly lifts is the calluses on ones hand....thus sayeth the lord...


@THEE_browngirl @kittles19 @amanda_grengs @jackel_lantern oh I'm sorry but on the bright side your cats are great and adorable :)


I'm always trying to fix things with people. I will never want someone be upset


Forever jealous of those girls who are best friends with their moms.


Busy week ahead. I knew I probably should have done my homework when I actually had time..


How I met your mother is the funniest show ever


@OldMilHenke I have an idea of how u can pay the bet of the #Patriots losing, and keep ur hat good.


I get knocked down but I get up again you're never gunna keep me down


@NFLVR  you think players play harder , better when paid more??


@luvjoebabyblues so are you going this weekend?


Having the see my gram suffer #hatethis you can let go now Nana were all here.


@ashleyjoyner_  better stay off the roads \ud83d\ude09


I just want one day where I can sleep in endlessly & not worry about a thing


@Hot981 please play The Monster or Survival by Eminem


Little Daniel went seepies real quick @dwhittle83