Loving sitting at home.. Going to get a smoothie by myself in sweatpants . Great valentines day ! Hahhhhh.


So i went into school and then yeah. Now i hate life


All I ask of you is try to earn my memory. Make me remember you, like you remember me\nBad bitch, girl I think I might get used to ya


Nick-J is off the chang! \ud83d\udc4a @nickjonas


Anth Omo accidentally put vanilla on his grilled cheese and then tried eating it\ud83d\ude02 ... Man I've missed this family


Could go for a couple drinks with some friends \ud83c\udf79


I'm a wishful thinker with the worst intentions


June is going to be a huge sales month for soccer bars in the USA..... Either drink to remember or drink more to forget


The Conjuring tomorrow. \ud83d\ude01\u263a


@JamieeJuhl your the best! Love you so much baby. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


I was tired of eating the same thing for lunch this week.


@TeachingClass JESUS\u2026that brings tears to my eyes.


new chi, new clothes, new bathing suits with money left?! Think I had a pretty good day of shopping!


\u201c@BroCulture: I didn't wake up in a new Bugatti..\nI'll try again tomorrow.\u201d @trevorfuller15


who wants to go to the movies w/ me and @MaloryMedaglia #nofriends \ud83d\ude14 #forrealthough


@StephanieRoiger @lilroiger I'm definitely ready for a week in paradise! \ud83d\ude01


You have your own clothes so why don't you wear them? #soannoying


I have a love/hate relationship with this puzzle lol I love doing it but it's so hard!


No Monday dinner tomorrow, since Brandi ran off to the beach. \ud83d\ude1e


Someone text me or call me I'm so bored ugh


I could go for a strawberry & banana smoothie right about now.


@sophiescarpulla are you doing your homework..


@lanie_riesen @_veronicajo_ I'll fight him guys...he can't take all of us. \ud83d\ude0f


@Lydiasthename_ my favorite slow Mac song. Clarity


It was nearly dawn when they reached the hidden entrance to the dormant volcano. Filtered #sunlight illuminated the volca


mixed feelings on rise against but give it all is such a jam


@kiannakramper I'm thinking he should be a top recruit for swing choir next year!


Already decided I'm pulling for McCrae. I love the socially awkward super fans. #BB15


I wonder what it would feel like to actually be wanted by someone.


GUYS I'M COVERING BRAND NEW TOMORROW WHO WANTS TO SING WITH ME?


@BrookeWoodz or maybe it isn't I can't tell.. #haha


I just wish things could be as easy as they used to be \ud83d\ude2d


#WaysToGetSlapped try eating or touching MY food. Like no. #Swerve


@KyleNeuman19  btw great practice today looked good out there \ud83d\ude14


If McCall added and couple more stoplights instead of stop signs and a cellular tower I would live there for the summer


@madelynbraman \ud83d\ude21 if I find out who this is imma freak .


Yes, more stress, that is what I need today!! Shit!


@SeanLowe09 You made my #ManCrushMonday tweet earlier because you're a doll. Tweet at me! #please


Love waking up at 4:30 to be at work at 5:30 to help one person and it is now 715


@anna_ribeiro5 ooooh can I come get some


999 you were my Spanish buddy! You always made me laugh in that class and you're one of the only cool underclassmen.


@JollyRogerBlog Cool, do you know where she was sitting tonight?


Shouldn't you guys be studying for your finals..


Game still going in Minnesota.  #saywhat


Scary movies at 3am>>><<< @_summerkiser @Caylin_Michele \ud83d\ude27\ud83d\udc95


@AM_______ who would drive to becket for semi pro ball lol it's like 200 a game


......id like to clarify that there were two mini horses


Bitch, I am NOT about your drama. Get the fuck out of here with that bullshit. #Goddamn


Just made a Lexi sandwich in the hallway w/ @noah_shanteau and @Jbayha_20


I can't wait for next spring. I can finally say hello to freedom.


How can anyone dismiss love as if it wasn't the only reason to risk everything


When your phone doesn't work at all except telling you whose texting you and you can't do anything about it <<<<<


You kinda deserved that subtweet #sorrynotsorry


You hold me like you should so I'm going to keep on dancing.


I even look good when I'm passed the fuck out \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


@Brew_Man12 That would be pretty fun. Nothing else to do might as well lol


Being at PNC Park was probably one of the best moments I've had this year. Literally an amazing experience.


I'm really going to like it here next year! @TeddyKay


Just have some tests in classes I haven't been in in two weeks.


@Scoffey21 but only if your light switch is on a fireplace you know


I wanna play a game like apples to apples or something


I knew I would have a bad dream about the purge \ud83d\ude12


Vampires - Shifters & Werewolves oh my! #trueblood  season premiere !!!!


@eaw1010 use to have the biggest crush on Brooke


The time is now... I have to do this for myself! #determined #havetodoit


@JackMcCaffery Cuz he's so much more astute than anyone else?


Sometimes I wish I could throw it in park, get out, and fist fight stupid drivers. One day I will... #RoadRage \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\ude99


@josh_minich @RealKev_Lindner DAD? UR EMBARRASSING ME IN FRONT OF MY FRANDS?


@GolfChannel johnny miller's tie looks like he got dressed in the dark!


I swear, if the coors light guy was any sexier, I would have died today. \ud83d\ude33 @Randee_Pearson


There are absolutely no words to describe how much I love and respect my mother


The number of times I've heard this song in the past three days ...


If you are my mom and love me will you please pick me up on front street so I can continue to sleep @bnpschlay


Bestfriends isn't the word that can describe are friendship\ud83d\ude18. Love you


That moment when you realize you're always right about the things that happen to your best friend.


Submitting some pieces to a published creative nonfiction journal...I finally feel like an English major \ud83d\ude0a


I'm sorry I can't make you happy ever. I know I suck


@markzuckerberg @MarissaMayer Its treasonous to defy the constitution and  compliance to yield to tyranny. go 2 jail 4 country and freedom!


Where has @JColeNC  been.... We need meaningful music


Stop complaining about the situations you aren't willing to change.


I made the best dinner lastnight\ud83d\udc4c


It doesn't get much better than goodies chai tea \u2615


I always get classes with people I hate can't wait for Thursday


It's bad enough when people text you \K\" but I get a lot more pissed off when they text back \"K.\" with a fucking period. Idk that's just me."


Giving up means: Tired of giving everything to only end up with nothing. #True


Holy shit...almost forgot about the walking dead tonight..


Sorry grandma I have no freedom at all so stop saying I have the whole faking world .


I think my dad is purchasing the only house my mother and I absolutely hated. The only one. WONDERFUL \ud83d\ude46


One hour and fifteen minutes left \ud83d\ude2c f


It must suck to be a Florida Gator fan, your NFL players can't find good luck at all.


@TeenageBiebs no i didnt we watched it all that's what I fell for <3


I have a final in 15 minutes and I'm still in bed


If I don't have my feet under the cover I feel like someone's going to pull them and drag me somewhere.


I was the definition of too much last night


I was on a diet until my grandma brought over a bunch of cookies and muffins, how can I resist \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude0b


@dextercarp I'm not sure I could even get the ball there to be intercepted


@valliedee I look at things with a completely new perspective & saw a friend have her 1st paranormal experience this summer! Epic! Lol!


@PhillyFlyers101 Are we talking about competition for the # one minder?


Absolutely can't stop listening to Gunner and Scarlet off of Nashville. I'm in love


@bwess14 can we hang out when you get out of work \ud83d\ude14


Autocorrect always makes me seem overly excited over nothing and it makes things slightly awkward


@JoshElliottABC Ignore him, maybe he will go away.


I love being called gorgeous and beautiful \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99\u2764\ud83d\udc9a


They should let @RockyGriggs12 predict football games on espn


@JamiOstberg Nelly makes that song good! #justsayin


I'm gonna enjoy my day off on this beautiful dayyyyyy \ud83d\ude0e


Getting Patrick a snapchat will be he best thing ever


I'm having a hard time grasping the fact I'm seeing my number one favorite band ever in less than 2 days


Winners write the history books, and we never lose #Murica


No longer chasing after someone \ud83d\udc4c


You're killing yourself to find a man that'll kill for you


Drinking by myself.... What is that called?


Theres an MLB scout at this Shippensburg baseball game


@cbfowler @CollegeGameDay nah...drinking can solve a lot of problems...


Only a little while longer till Jimmy gets home!!! I'm so anxious right now I just want to have him home already!!!


If @xo_ae does not come out tonight we will not be friends for 76 hours


@gramofthehill @coltondixon that's perfect


@Kaystilen God I have to be at work in 5 hrs


@Trevor_Upchurch @Average_Pete @KJatTOC yeah haha can't wait to be in SS again next year.


@LaurenHazekamp apparently we play prison rules now.  No respect for the game.


Yet again crying to sleep \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


People get so upset when I don't text them back and I'm like hello I don't text ANYONE back


#1ddaylive Through The Dark was absolute perfection \ud83d\ude0d


You need to love yourself before someone can love you.


Olympus has fallen exceeded expectations


Seeing Dakota cuddle with his girlfriend makes me miss having one \ud83d\ude14


@shelbyjayne_7 Chad Chandler is gonna edit and post it


I can't love without out you, I can't live without you baby \u2764


I'm in one of those I just wanna listen to music and sleep moods


Chapman against the top of the Angels lineup in the 9th will be fun to watch.


I asked my mom if I could take beer to thanksgiving and she laughed.. therefore I'm taking that as a yes


Ray Lewis is such a good lookin man!!! #mcm


#TheBestFeeling in the world is knowing that you actually mean something to someone.


Blowing up @TorieTanner snap chat \ud83d\udc7b


Family Christmas gets crazier every year with all the little cousins. I think I'll just go  hide and watch football with my Uncles today\ud83c\udfc8


It's not even 11 and I wish I never woke up #dayruiner


The last door is a big one\u2026open it up, kick it open, do what you have to do to get through it. #Urban


sweater weather is better weather \u2744\ufe0f


Stop trying to be a philosopher, when all you are is a hypocrite.


I want a case that protects my phone like an otterbox but minus the price and the bulkiness #help


@FF5Memes no! I tried so hard but it wouldn't cooperate! :(


@karrrriiii don't hate dawg, accept my lifestyle \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude02


Last time working cedar point for tennis. Holy shit balla


@Jennagilden nose will look \ud83d\udc4d


this sucks soo sore \ud83d\ude1f\ud83d\ude14


@Conks88 just had a really cheesy math joke on the back \ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude33


I'm having actual caffeine withdrawals currently. I need a latte stat.


Forever learning things in school that will never help me later in life


Gina just goes tiff this songs about you it's called \Alcohol my only friend\" we'll... Thanks"


@KodyWarren @JRyan459 @Dgolden22 @Ty_Phipps lmao, a repeat is long over due..


Seriously that had me fucked up. Felt like I was covered in spiders and my mind was racing all over the place


Don't worry , I run away from all my fears . All my dreams . Soon I'll be running from you


Tweet of the day: \SWAT teams seem relaxed and smoking ... oddly, so is Dorner.\""


That might've been the funniest thing I've ever heard\ud83d\ude02


Beyond annoyed today. #justgoaway #everyone


Ms miller canceling class today was basically a gift from god


@f1rehouse I did... how could you tell :p


I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \ud83d\ude0d


@JennaMariee143 uhhh wrong answer babe. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udca9


There's something final about cleaning your ex off all friends lists... :/


Should I take a nap before class or just stay up the rest of the time?!


Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain. Kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain.


He who called you is holy, you also be holy in all your conduct, since it is written, \u201cYou shall be holy, for I am holy.\u201d


No text but there's tweeting \ud83d\ude11


@riahry27 just referring to the last exorcism with Allison haha in that case not at all.


@bouck24 where at? Because i cant leave oakley lol


I haven't been this happy in a long time


@jayblake03 yeah bro, I'll be good!  Thanks!


Grandpa is out of the hospital for now. Thank god.


When I was in high school... I learned how to use my phone in class... Now I know how to play candy crush during graduation!


\Drop everything now, meet me in the pouring rain. Kiss me on the sidewalk, take away the pain. Cause I see sparks fly whenever you smile.\""


The one person that shouldn't piss me off, does.


@JWR4618 I think they're going for a limited edition old school look but I'm not sure to be honest


Turn up for the Disney Christmas parade...this is my shit


@LiddoeEmm_ LOL,  :D & Yeah planning too<3


Watching season 4 of Arrested Development, the first two episodes are as good as ever. #ArrestedDevelopment


Girl, put your records on, tell me your favourite song\nYou go ahead, let your hair down


@JasonKingESPN see what I mean about WCS.  Looks amazing coming off the bus.  But, doesn't produce very often.


@natetykwinski @jhawkinson3 he doesn't really fit into the complexion of our team. #hailwhitey


Shark week is my favorite week of the year tv wise.


@MullinsCodey shut up bitch, I taught you the definition of going hard


@kll860 and I stuck in traffic for 2 hours, not happy


The trouble with up is there's always a down


We can cuddle, but once I'm asleep I need a LITTLE bit of space, so I can move and shit. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udc4c


Setting up my new MacBook Pro so @slgarvia can set hers up, too! #adroc #macroc


@mbushey13 \u270btalk to the hand \u270c


Fighting with him was like trying to solve a crossword & realizing that there's no right answer.


I'm gonna search like an absolute madman for my necklace. I WILL find it.


if my house didnt have cameras all around it i would definitely just take my car & get some food


Guys have more drama with each other than girls half the time


@RobDauster @BSnowScout What are you talking about? Arizona's offense tops that of Kansas, Duke, and Syracuse. Why no dogging them?


Keith was the best movie \nBut bipolar @_alexxxxis ...


I think school should have one period designated for sleeping... Well besides math.


#WeAlmostDatedBut I realized your fucking crazy


Well hey at least I don't actually have to go to pennridge this year \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4f


If life was simple,  I definitely would pack up my shit and disappear for a while.....   #Drowning #Quicksand


When you wake up at 2:30 in the morning to go pee and over an hour later you're on Twitter.. #FuckMe


Back at the gym. Gettin it in :) do people say that anymore? #old


Really disappointed that ihop doesn't serve beer with the pancakes


Looking for ways you can protect your house so you can relax and enjoy that summer vacation? I will have some tips tonight at 6! #WYMT


Knowing my grandma is getting sick makes me want to curl up in a ball and cry. She's my world.\ud83d\ude3f


So ready for my lunch & nail date tomorrow with @mdmingee


5 minutes till the bell rings and I can leave yay


@espn finds a way to toss in the Christian Watford shot into everything. Literally.


After the Walking Dead is over I'm going to have nothing to watch until Teen Wolf and Falling Skies comes on


Stuck at the doctors. My appointment was an hour ago and I'm still waiting... Phones at 14% and dropping fast. #help  #firstworldprobs


@JordanSweeto aw thank you too! And yep already subscribed :) and watched that video earlier, I love it! ^_^


Today @CaneyMBC we will hear from Jodie Vesely about his burden for Russian missions! You don't want to miss this!


@ShellyMillz good chance when u walk through the door tm theres gunna be an intervention


People think it's over? Hello.. Wacha is on the mound in 6 and it's anyone's game if it goes 7


Little old lady at the hospital just told me I had the perfect smile awhs \ud83d\ude33\u263a


Give your fuckin diploma and degrees back bitch!


@kennnawood then it's happening \ud83d\ude18


up early to spend the day with my best friend in the whole world #lovemykellbell \ud83d\ude0a\u2728\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udf80


Ill be there later tonight @ScumbagRojay


Congrats to @tminer7227 @sime_sazmore and @sammikcoy on graduating today, I love you all \ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf93\ud83c\udf88


I would feel bad if I went to bed right now because I'm exhausted  instead of watching the game


@InfiniteEmilie ARE WE ALL STILL HANGING OUT ON SATURDAY???


@CorieeJean me too. I just suck at being a productive human being


@tak0da watching vines haha im dying! Hbuu


I'm glad I met you, I hope you know that.


I can do anything you can do, and I can do it on crutches


Tyler's such a shit but I love him forever no matter what happens \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udca9


@alienalicia I don't do magic that's bad and stuff


just found garrison sleeping in a closet.


The weather outside is perfect\ud83d\ude0d


It's 6 am and time for bed. Night twitter! \u270c\ufe0f\n#helluvanight


We couldn't find a place to eat so we sat near the game section in the SC and spotted people from my high school screaming with a headset \ud83d\ude02


The dictionary is the only place where success comes before work.


Haunted houses with Hailey and @peeler10


@ksnyde02 we'll have to get lunch or something sometime! #missyou


I hope you like me as much as I like you..


The past will try to claw it's way back like a demon rips at your soul. Stay strong and remember the past is past for a reason. #truth


Can this day be over already? Just wanna go home and watch the Bachelor \ud83d\ude0d


Put my phone on my roof top of my car and drove off like a dumbass


I hope when I do have kids they'll be at least half as cute as my cousins' kids.


Finally done with school!!! #Summer here I come!!! Blasting that Sinatra on the way home! \u2600\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude01


I love seeing tour groups walk by looking all innocent. Wait until this place takes away every ounce of your soul and dignity.....go bucks!


@mttatanner my mind is blown right now and I can't get it to understand that I'm not you haha


Hope @PerrinSimone is putting her video on YouTube tonight!!!! #impatient #cantwaittohearit <3


IS IT NORMAL TO FEEL YOUR CONTACTS IN YOUR EYES?!


Knowing that you'll always be in my life makes it ten times harder for me to fully let you go.\ud83d\ude14


My hand is killing me mother nature took her toll on me


That stick in the corner was just the #Bruins 7th man


literally every present I got revolves around one direction. I'm okay with that. \ud83d\ude0d


@MaxEden just making sure you're not going to work at 730 am lol \ud83d\ude0b


@TimmyHayes12 go to Sugar Grove and we can shot hoops.


@TaylorMathews that's no fun! Not that I'm aware of everyone's just in bed or watching tv tonight :/


At the Train Museum for the second time in less than a week #allaboard \ud83d\ude82


My dreams could be made into movies. No lie.


I figured out why there's no traffic on 85. Cause everyone is ALREADY AT CRACKER BARREL.


Day 2 down and I'm already ready to go home #sickOfRunning #3MoreDays


I hate writing papers, then typing them. #prettylame \ud83d\udc4c


@emma_stone428 you're welcome \ud83d\ude0f


Bedtime for me \ud83d\ude34 night guys!!


Turned on Xbox and looks at what I am doing, GIF or play?


As nauseous as the Evil Dead trailer made me, odds are I'll still go see it #horrormovieobsession


@amycarol2005 @Tiffygrl yeah!!! That's awesome gal! Congrats!


@KFarley182 That just made me sooo much more excited for the movie \ud83d\ude0d


Happy bday to @tbrew97 . With this special day being today, I will be expecting you being my boy for now on\ud83d\ude1c


Honestly, why do I care about anyone? #screwyouall #haha


@always_andy_ Oh two days \ud83d\udc4f will do bby byeee


To the window to the window to the walls to the walls\ud83d\ude02


Budweiser commercial with the Clydesdale is best!!


I don't need to see your work. I will have my vengeance.


Might of found a good one this time. #HesAKeeper #HappyHappyHappy


The thing that I love the most about The Killers is that their lyrics are so different


@gdpipher this is what we've been waiting for, this is it boys, this is war. The president is on the line,\n\nAS 99 RED BALLOONS GO BY!


@CoffeyLindsay I told him to stop. You're good now.


If we get in trouble for playing hide n go seek in the school even though Lansing gave us permission I'm going to flip on them.


@Rosalyn_Jen its okay, I'm a walking emotional wreck on a daily basis...you're not alone


@brookieliciouus teach me how to do a split


So sick of the one direction movie commercial


@katelynjuliaxx u should prob get that fixed cause now a cop is more likely to pull you over kk xoxo


Watching the DVD menu of #Perks while it loops until my friend gets here. Even it still gives me chills. Love this movie/story so much.


first time having a bubbas burrito \ud83d\udc4c


@ayyoitsteens u would be scared to death if u saw me right now


But like, the first hunger games film was shit.


Double date to Olive Garden tonight with @highitsheather and #matt


@altiltrum probs not my grandparents are still here so I'll probably drive


@treyharveyy @FairyOverlord who else would this be about\ud83d\ude0c


Successfully tweeted 100 times today. I need a life.


Yes because I wants to hear. \People still hate you\" EVEN THOUGH I DIDN'T DO ANYTHING TO ANYBODY"


I remember when I swallowed my first watermelon seed ... \nI really thought a watermelon was going to grow inside me


Cowboy defense donated 45 points tonight in honor of #Ditka


Whoops there goes the shit I have out the door \ud83d\udca8


Spent the night watching Despicable Me 2 with @Stetson_4, yep. he loves me :) \ud83d\udc9c


@Devon619 exact reason why you love me haha


I'm missing a knitting needle. This is an emergency.


@NemireMK @hauschjake brownies >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


let's watch \cracking your genetic code\" so i can find out who my real dad is"


Last week in L town, lets drink, drank, drunk \ud83d\udc4c


@emilyminner1 because you're good. It's a tough course. #loveyou


\A person who truly loves you will never let you go, no matter how hard the situation is.\""


Well that journey into the city took an interesting turn... @kfuchs3 \ud83d\ude48


It's you and me and all of the people and I don't know why, I can't keep my eyes off of you


Damn I wake up to Korn jamming out on tv


Gonna be nice relaxing at home this weekend for the first time


@alll_shookup I just don't understand some people...


@SmoosieQ I'm extremely jealous. I really wish I could be there. Go Chelsea!


We all remember the pain of the last two years...hell, the last 18 years!!! Perhaps this is the team to end the suffering. #Braves


THAT'S MY BOYS!! Way to pull out a win. 45-6\ud83c\udfc8\ud83c\udfc8\ud83c\udfc8\ud83c\udfc8\u2764\u2764\u2764


\I'd rather have sex the that bench\" hahahahahahahaha emily no"


I feel so successful when I manage to finish all my homework early


I love how people know exactly how bad the new doctor is going to be without actually him.  It's almost like they have their own Tardis?


It's so weird how every random car on the highway has people in it who think you're just a random car on the highway


But for real though she is most obnoxious person at this game. #hearherformiles


@AmberDobbins2 we've had this discussion before, do not k me.


Love spending time with my family. \u2764\ufe0f


@oliviagerard1 @regaan8 awe haha. You guys will get the hang of it


You cannot top the rap battle in 8 mile. #classic


I love turning my favorite shows & my chores into drinking games. So much more enjoyable.


It's funny how I have to TEXT you, CALL you, or MAKE plans in order to make this relationship work. I AM DONE.


Freshman in Russell worried about their animal science exam... Lol because everyone has that exam #noobs


Listening to #BestSongEver while sitting in the sun :)


Prayers to the person who's car crashed on the highway ): and flipped


My parents trying to break us up. Oh no. Oh no you don't.


@Hogue54 just text me cause it won't let me send you anything back .


I'm not really sure why I like you?\u00bf


@Bryce_Hax @Steven_Murray14 this really helped me. 10/10


I would blame never sleeping on it being summer, but I never have been able to fall asleep at a decent hour. Don't even know how to anymore


I wish I had money thrown at me at a red light. #BreakingBadMarathon


I have one extra pistons ticket for tomorrow anyone want to come


@NWA_Volume_1 I'm really sorry about that. I do remember seeing you in a doorway for a second, but I became distracted.


cant believe you just said that honestly


Hoping for the best, but always expecting the worst


Damn I be 8 dollars negative in that Yorktown lunch account


I don't understand why we gotta fight about the same damn thing over and over again


But just one night couldn't be so wrong \nYou make me wanna lose controlllll


Syllabus week and were not going out...kinda disappointed


@IamHunterGlass @davemorrissey64 hell yeah he does \ud83d\udc4c


My dad and great grandma together >> #Hilarious


@kaylijudson remember when we were like 8 and we used to swear to the songs in the back of the car and think we were so fuckin cool \ud83d\ude02


\@SweeetTexter If you need me, call me.\n\nI don't care if I'm \n- sleeping\n- having my own problems\n- angry with you.\n\nI'll be there for you.\""


@annaramacher don't say that I might cry


A little girl at work proudly showed me her Hannah Montana pin on her backpack today.. I cringed a little.


@sidney_stond ahhahahaha those I can't wait to see \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@jnagy_ @CyleCalmese @Emerica not in about 2 weeks. I've skated them to death and they're getting retired very soon


@ChaseHayball He wanted 1800. It has like 220,000 miles


@Joey_beast3 @Jasson_Wilson we will all go then terrified forest!\u261d


Like now that the one show I wanted to be in the most I've done, I'm onto into the woods


a Red Sox game this afternoon and preseason NFL tonight..well done Sunday.


@whitneyk12 @RonBurgundy220 @BrookeKimbrel2 CAN WE PLEASE


I could lay out in the sun all day #missthis \u2600


I'm so thankful for good friends \ud83d\udc99 @amnixon89 @Aen04Amelia


@AmandaJoKay @nafan_catron \ud83d\ude4b I don't like them lol.


@lilll_pea @harryholbrook Harrison you have unlimited bc you had the plan before they stopped having unlimited


@BornnSwankinn thanks bro! I gotta celebration for us for football season!


Its going to be great when i get to see @Day_Slack


A lot of my capabilities on campus are diminished because I can't find any of my 3 Rowan cards... #RowanProblems


\@Fro_125: Wish @freckle476 would have got sick and came skiing today !\" I wish I could have, but we were swamped at work! :("


I'm nicer when I'm sick. if I'm not nice to you then you're just plain dumb


@jennaldewan @danielditomasso if you won't take him, I will!


Me- that movie looks legit. \nMom- to legit to quit \nIdk where she gets this stuff \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @kygal03


2 hours of traffic maybe traveled 5 miles. Not even.


@LoganElverud42  never doing anything rebellious again


Um a resident just complained to me because his English muffin wasn't perfectly round........


God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\n\n@ChristineCaine


@erikanorcross I'm in Long Island doing the same thing!


Jared.. Sit down! I have friends who are women and soldiers. My grandmother was in the army and were much more brave than your sexist ideas\ud83d\ude21


#wheniwas12 if me n my gf fought it was over with fuck making up


Someone come overrrrr \ud83d\ude4f please


WOW I HATE U CASSIE why do u always take my phone and tweet people u stupid whore \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b


I've pretty much given up hope on humanity


the past is the past & I can't change it


Being able to play golf in my back yard >>>>


@Aaron_Hapka @dstinar @adam_howy33 @anniepahlen @alondrabelll I think we all did! & yes we have to do this again #samegroup


Someone buy me The Great Gatsby. #LoveIt


Wait i was just thinking about how i wanna see chiodos at warped and i realized ive seen them before haha


@SoccerManiac55 you should make grammar your new friend. :)


Tiffani might indent my face so excuse my face tomorrow. @Tiffani2195


If i can still hear these annoying as faggots on the bus, my music is not loud enough


\have a mind that is open to everything, and attached to nothing.\""


Treadmills are ill suited for those of us that cannot run in a straight line. Where my fellow zig zag runners at?!


@_CatherineM I can't fall asleep! #FirstWorldProblems


Tomlin's little smirk after he did that little foot on the field thing pissed me off


These ditches are way over grown. Find a mower people. Ditches be crazy! #roadtrip


@morgan_dawn15 as in alot you mean just you!


@RobynMarieCler going to Chicago again without you! First time in forever that's happened. #missyou #internationalbff


Perfect! Lets get a selfish unathletic lefty who can't hit a jumper..great pick! NOT! Put me in the draft room!


@coorsbrah I swear im throwing up tonight last night was a warm up


For once I am actually looking forward to February. Friends, celebrations and tomfoolery.


She called me a swag fag when I wear cut offs .


Woke up before my alarm went off and I thought it was the weekend. I only cried for 5 minutes. A sad poem written by yours truly.


I'm in a great mood now. Plus it feels awesome outside


To the guy sitting behind me, holy sexy British accent #GetAtMe


Too young to hold on and too old to just break free and run\ud83c\udfa7


@AnissaMeyer can't wait! \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udf89


@TaylorRice15 we are going to have to babysit you in kitchen.


And when I stop thinking about you, you text me.


Yea you ignoring me sure makes it seem like Im perfect and you're crazy about me..... #lol


@Bill_Michaels I agree. Looks a bit like James Starks in '10.


@Dat_kray ja feel bro!!! @dubbD4. Keep it 100


@Jeremy_Greek come take my two to be adopted


It's only 8? My god, I thought it was around 11...I need to get out of this house and do something literally dying I'm still that bored


You Lead \\\\ Jamie Grace is exactly how I feel right now. Word for word it fits me.


@toribatchelor @AlexisKoder I'm sorry I'll admit that was a little uncalled for. I sincerely apologize for my misbehavior.


\Did we like.. Not get invited to grandmas funeral?\" \"Bud, she hasn't died yet..\" Oh gotta love Mitchell."


Well I've never had one of my contacts fall out while I was driving. I guess there's a first time for everything.


Anyone who believes Ohio St. deserves no2 after that game is a moron. #IronBowl #WarEagle


@AlyssaaCheyenne would you have @'d him? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Dude, it should be illegal to look that good #sexyass #ohhotdamn


@nessabug101 I don't think you had to go, I'll tell them you had to babysit if you want me too.


What if I was a bad ass and a fighter... #ohgod


@carly_brow oh god lets hope \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


Playing Virginia for our last ACC Championship... No better way to go out than with a win on Sunday !


Nothing will rain on my parade tomorrow.. Unless the rain is candy then bring it on \ud83d\udc4d


Hello FL! Only two more hours to St. Augustine to see @dmathis23 !!!


Cant wait to graduate, get a job, and move out #badvibes


@Katelynnequinnn text me ok \ud83d\udc9b


Today was great up until now. Honestly thought my own mother would be happy that I got accepted into a college


@LaurenDonovan17 I was going to bring my mom out to dinner and was thinking of going there for the first time but it'd be after 9 \ud83d\ude23


So tired but done doing the girls hair hope they liked it:) @heather_yeager @xojadynxo @CathyMonroy and Anna:)


@austward1 when are you done with your kent thing tomorrow ?


@jVanAnden every tweet you have about me, I've tweeted it.... Sad....


we (Christians) discover our gifts by serving. Paper tests reveal who we want to be. Ministry reveals who God has destined us to be.


My hives cleared up\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04


so it is dinner and game of thrones night at father's tonight. who really turns up


@The_TWalker @King_Brown27 , thanks but no.


Nothing makes a girl more insecure about their body than driving down a gravel road...


@FoxNewsFan but u can't buy a gun on the net without it going to a FFL dealer where you get a background check and u can't sell on Craigsli


@terrellmack63 hahah yeah dude I currently still am my ride cancelled on me!


@justyn_bencina do you not like Bigfoot. Or little foot from the land before time.


The rest of my night consists of talking to my amazing bf, playing my computer game, pandora, and prolly a cup of coffe later\u2764 #greatnight


Much love and respect for @b2the_k  you played great tonight man, go out there and tear up Fredrick next week!


Debating if i should get my car slammed or just lower it like 2 inches.


I've never been so fucking sick of a fucking song as much as I am fucking sick and fucking tired of hearing goddamn fucking the way


@weavekhalifaa @c_hunter11 @blackee_minaj @jtidd11 @ebinstratton1 @cutliptrent @accidentaldope_  am I sister \u263a


If you have an Irish accent you're automatically more attractive. #Irish #sexy


Haaaa at least my alcohol will love me back \ud83d\ude0f<33


finite care of someone #carrying a planet's last trickle of water in his cupped hands, Luke drew both sets of foreign ene


I miss how you were only funny around me


@iangeigernchc i feel that way about people who do web design and don't respond to emails. Happens alot ;)


I hate girl code. I also hate guy code. Manswers is more my style. #hilarious #butreally


@Timbull27 looks delicious today. \n#Tempting


@shelb_hiatt @MegDischar25 I don't have Dan's number to ask!


@Viviviviviiana nah, you were the one who tweeted it


I NEED to go to the chiropractor ASAP #dying #oldlady


@shelby_crenshaw thank you!! But I had no idea what I was doing when I was running bases, and I just embarrassed myself lol


Remember, Kansas City is sitting eight of its top players today, not even in pads


Braces off at 2 tomorrow #cantcomefastenough


@omgjanne Ugh, I'm dreading traffic. I have to be at Consol by 5:45 for work. :(


Just had the weirdest thing happen to me laying in bed and can't go to sleep. Maybe fate does exist... #happenedforareason


@kacie2157 @miilkkk you and me both sista


Life isn't perfect, but it does have it's perfect moments..


Well first I tried to jump through the window and fell off but I sprinted back and tried through the door instead\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@DallasJamery I know dude. it's like finding a needle In a haystack tho.


The Cubs have 20+ blown saves this year. Ouch.


I think I might pass out with headphones in and listening to music just in case someone calls me and has something to do


I officially own two laptops don't judge me


@MariahBrooking hahaha! I think it's from putting my hands on my knees. #overloadtwerking


Uh oh, someone saw my tweet \ud83d\ude02


I have this issue where I like to watch the people as the drive by or as we drive by them  & I think it freaks them out


Yayayayay @jordankilloren @hannahkilloren and @killoren23 are coming home! #missedyouguys


@bj_valentine did you see the Emmy Hahn situation?!


Million dollar question, Stormcloaks or Imperials?


Twitter makes you realize how insane everyoneee is. Twitter is detrimental to our society.


I couldn't paint with my left hand if my depended on it.


@micisick good luck with that\ud83d\udc4d


Snakes on a Drone  #ReplaceMovieNameWithDrone


@NotCocky_JusMe I don't go to east, I'm not Even in school yet lbs


#TellMeWhy I have the best boyfriend in the world <3.


@omgtylur @og_swank_fox lmao. Alright. \ud83d\udc4c


I'd rather stay in bed with my baby cats


God pleaseeeeee let me get this job \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


I'd rather be let down than be a let down.


\u201c@BballProblemz: Hitting a crazy shot at the buzzer, but you're down by so much that nobody even cares... #BasketballProblems\u201d


@Olesen44 @MadisonConaway bout time to cAsh it in


Driving for over 24 hours straight has somehow gotten to become old. Get me outta this car


What if I just press snooze one moreee tiiiimmme


@Cecconi140 that might be more terrifying than people can handle.


@ThAbLuEpRiNt_VC only difference between the 2 is the scanner. Same phone. And how you do that?


I can finally say I'm okay with all of this. And be completely happy.


Look over at my neighbor's notebook in our advanced Italian lit course taught w/out any English to see he has written just the date & \ciao\""


Gonna be free balling it when I leave the gym. Hate forgetting my compressions.


dont wanna take this stupid test tomorrow..


@soave_anthony haha I would but my bed is very comfy, but I really hate the fact that you don't have school tomorrow!


Such a beautiful afternoon to have off \u2600


@terabitha84 is not responding to me, I hope she's okay


Lol i love when j say bfe and people are like wheres that....


My cousin is taking shots of orange juice to the head....


If you don't text back with a smiley face or an emoji when I say something funny, fuck you whore


She sucked dick & caught feelings my fault how?


@KiersyLee @xxxx_Emmy @britty0721wish you were here <3 love and miss youuuu! Xoxoxox


About to not sweep boston, gonna win the world series?


I love that @Mr_Carissimi is directing me to Starbucks from Ohio. #MiamiEd #misshim \ud83d\ude14


The only thing keeping me alive is my heater!


@joannefeely @carrieunderwood I'm watching her in the sound of music right meow \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc9c


Hope everyone is well on their way into a food coma with the awesome company of family! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


@Blittle22 @Blakegf_35 @shawsomeness34 @NobodyFeiner you're all coming home?


Retweet this If you wanna text :) \n#Bored && need someone to talk to !!


Having a productive day! Cleaned my car, built a shelf, cleaned a closet & ordered a new debit card. Now for some homework & clean my room!


I can't wait to get married one day so I can let myself go.


\...And I'm like, I can name A LOT of things that taste as good as skinny feels!\"-Jennifer Lawrence"


@AIRMAX720 I leave saturday for the beach for a week.. Do you want it before I go or after?


I'm really gonna try and save myself for marriage.


@mfuller6 @colediablo I don't think sooooo


Who wants to come work at outback..? I know you want to!!


Everyone should have a best friend like max. But you don't. Only Ryan and I.


Amazing job Bedford Football!! Lets keep em comin!!!!


It's test sets, what ungodly set could he have in mind for us... #PreparedToDie


@kelsberke watched Dear Zachary.... Bawled my eyes out \ud83d\ude25


You give and you take, you come and you go \ud83c\udfb6


How I met your mother is killin me! Get Marshall and Marvin to the wedding and let's get this wedding on the road


@lscullyy02 I FUCKING TEXTED YOU YOU KEEP BRINGING THIS SHIT TO TWTTER just shut the fuck up Jesus Chris


All ready to go and no one else is #wtf #couldstillbesleeping


props to @AustinKempKFX76 for retweeting that tweet so i could quote it. #yourewelcome


@iamhallecooper yeah right. Some of mine are like that.


@TotaliTaurean i wonder the same damn thing


Troy Aikmen looking for that 4 pt field goal. #NFL


#victoriablissmagazine I love you ny state


@TheDizzleShow let them know a celebrity is coming to town


Jimmy talks too himself when he plays Madden


@no_TORI_us @KayCulp On a serious note, Your Love Never Fails by Jesus Culture is amazing. Never heard JC until now


@_Brittt__ country music  brings out the best in me lol


Down to the last 3 cup winners left in the playoffs


@Nashgrier if you're ratchet I'm a zombie


I really hope I never have to see that GoDaddy commercial from last night ever again. \ud83d\ude1d


Chelsea dagger is a great song when those annoying Chicago fans aren't playing it  @Katiie_Fallon


I'd like to think otherwise but I'm left out a lot.


Just realized @FLAGALine is in Summer Jam by @jakeowen \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9c #myjam


@TheRealJajuan thanks man, good luck this year and you all go win state!


What noise is coming out of that foreigners mouth oh my god I can't \ud83d\ude02


When you get that unsettling feeling in your stomach <<<


This is the longest Sunday shift everrrrr


on Two and a Half Men Jake asks Charlie what happens when you die? @ali_knorr @IThinkItsTine #seriouslypissed


\@Country_Words: And I wish I had my arms around you, but I'll just dream of you instead. -Darius Rucker\" #Amen"


Wow fuck. That one woke me up. God pls stahp smiting


He's also going to get someone hit but hey who cares.


I'm literally sore from all the walking I do all the time \ud83d\udc4e


@QuintWiles chill bro I think I saw him by your house shaking his head


@BradSeeMyWeimer @findinforrester haha the show is good , no denying it


@toridaviss oh okay \ud83d\ude02 what was he on


Oh Jack. If only you were half as clever as you think you are.  #Revenge


There's never enough icing in the toaster streudal packets


I'm gunna miss my little pee wee too \ud83d\ude22


Every night up in the club, trickin with a different thug, thought I'd never fall in love than I met you. \ud83c\udfb6


Picked up some excellent new music from @tylerbatts. Really enjoying it. You need to pick this up.


@NastayAl Bring him here, he can sleep with me\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\ude18


I watched 90210 all day and did some of my summer reading for about an hour. Wow


We have some new tech for the house. We are going to try and set it up tonight and watch it's awesomeness. #ZWAVE #TheNextBigThing


well this is getting old and annoying. #wtf


@jaxiithaa needs to reply faster. Before I shoot myself.


@JakeLeach you mother lover... i'm coming over.


I never wanna out baby Levi down, he's so adorable \ud83d\udc99


@20somethinstu that's comin up, huh? April 21st?


Yay @Uber @Uber_NYC saved me from the taxi cab line from hell #FB


Time is going wayyy to slow! #nightclass #gahhhh


@laina622 do you have a firehouse subs in your city? That beats them all.


The only thing getting me through school right now is the hockey game later and that tomorrow's Friday


That moment when you first wake up, and all that shit that happened last night could have been a dream... But then you remember, it wasn't.


Idle Thought: Generally, I\u2019ve never been really big on \u201c-isms.\u201d


You're telling me like I care..... Uh no.


@_BossBelle @_Cousin_ @shireneaintshit probably an illuminati symbol


@jessicakarram FOUND MY SANTA EARRING \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


this place is going insane tonight super busy


Can't wait to see my bro tomorrow! #ElderEpperson


@freska68 thanks (: remember; it's all for you..


This pre-calc test is going to rape me tomorrow #notready


My backpack is heavier than life...that's pretty heavy.  #backiskillingme


@AllieMcNugget nope, but it's a confusing night. I want to go out but I don't want to drink...


Don't you ever say I just walked away, I will always want you.


What are we gonna do..what are we gonna do


I can never fall asleep when I want to. I'm wide awake now


\You can't runaway-runaway, you gotta face the truth\"- @SnoopDogg"


I just wish i knew what was going on #Lost


Every time I wear my Detroit volleyball hoodie, somebody asks if it's Forrest's. \n\n no.


Staying home on a Monday is nice as ever


I'm glad there are 10 year old boys prank calling CVS repeatedly and asking me for lipstick to \please their husbands\" hahaha made me laugh"


I'm going to throw my fan at you now stop and get out


@JudeKelsey if it snows a lot you and @CieraaNicoleee are def coming up


Back and chest today to make up for yesterday\u2019s goose egg. The gymnasium better be empty.


@nancyleson I am ALWAYS in a restaurant for new year's... welcome to the club


Young people know how to roll the old retired too early from life #foreveryoung


@MaryKathryn19 alright well I'll play you so our game might be competitive haha.


@LizardLickTowin The ultimate gift of love is that of Christ. That while we were still sinners He loved us. Great statement Ronnie


Blood is definitely not thicker than water.


Don't know what'd I'd do without @VSayaloune1 or @DaniRaeWell!! Seriously. #bestfriends #loveyouguys


@luvinmybabies71 love you! I'll get through it. I always do \u2764


If you're not in a good mood.. I'll definitely gonna try to cheer you up! But being annoying and getting mad at ME is NOT gonna help!


I hate it when my face gets all dried out from tanning


I really like you, and you aren't making it any better. #hatewaiting


If I connect my phone up to my laptop, I can't use it. aka now


Professor just had to explain to a girl what a camel toe was, now another girl is telling camel toe stories


She's cocaine, heroin, alcohol, and Vicodin.


@pace_mikey than that is even better, where is that schedule? Will you be attending mr pace? A few \ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udf7a in ya


Grocery shopping with my mom is killer \ud83d\ude1d


My little sister is four and she's quoting A Space Odyssey...


If only there was a separate font for sarcasm in texts.


scrubbin' so hard rn\n\n oh wait that's everyday


@TWC_Help what you guys need to do is send an engineer out to the local headend and reset whatever gear has failed, not to my home.


I find myself searching the weirdest things online during work. \ud83d\ude1f


@JMikeGriff_17 most likely will be leaving if I come to school at all before his class cause I don't wanna deal with him


Hips = dead. So sore but had so much fun! \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude35 #goodnight


This shouldn't be real life right now \ud83d\ude21


And we just like to have a little fun....every now and then.


@sierraaa_x3 who's in charge and are we like dead


I don't even know what to think about that #stunned #Auburn


@LaurenBlair8 with me it's always my knees and my back \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude2d #weretooyoung!


@marissa_slifko  I'm good!\ud83d\ude0a Lol


Cody Evon I love you more then fucking anything <3\n\nYou're my person.


I look like I'm basking in the sun in my Avi but I'm under trees \ud83d\ude02


@Maddie_Emery9 I went there all the time


I hope one day you look back at me and think to yourself \damn he could of been mine\" #yourloss #ohwell"


If it makes you happy\nIt can't be that bad.\nIf it makes you happy\nThen why the hell are you so sad? #SherylCrow


@redbutfresh me too. I wish he never happened to this planet.


@colbyjohnson14 It's good. I wish I had played for LWB anyways, to be honest.


Of all losses, time is the most irrecuperable.


Another reason I would not smash Ariana is because if I did, pretty sure I would break her spine \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f


Soooo glad I finally had girl time with @itsarrriel #muchneeded


It's only raining on one side of my yard..


@cjhotaling funny, I blast Ellie Goulding in her kitchen all the time. #Perksofbeingahusband


That moment you are deleting contacts and you don't even know who half the people are in your phone book


2. The duo. And one of my bestfriends baby. We the cutest kids there are. No doubt


Ok but for real, this weather is the pits


@sxh1991 people are probably already lining up in the lobby to get them; the place where you picked up your badge


@authDevinDash lol I said that shit thru her account by mistake shhhhh!


Having fluid removed from your knee is painful as hell! No school for me tomorrow & no surgery!(:


Fires roaring and Tims bringing pizza for the game #perfection


I get to see my bestfriend today!!! @KianaForrester


I fucking hate my sister. BIGGEST BITCH IN THE WHOLE WORLD. Fuck off.


The one thing I need more then anything right now is sleep


@LittleSunTrail you'd be surprised the number of kids in my engineering courses that don't understand standard deviation, bunch of morons


@HaleyHensel1 haha it is spirit week picked it


I love how everyone does \u270c\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude3c in all their tweets about UK! #WeAreUK


@PetraSgaz I hated it the first time. But I have friends there now and made new friends this time.


@leeshcorriveau don't leave me I haven't seen you since Friday :(


Why did I agree to work so early \ud83d\ude14


@dclosez07 @CyranoRayfield2 @DevonDjjones23 thought squash had a chance...


Listening to @CASHMERECAT on my way home. \ud83d\udc4c


I'm going to come home and have to adjust to a 5 hr time change. Two days later we have school.... I already stay up till 7 am tn time. \ud83d\ude33


Laying out with 5 of my siblings...WOAH OH WOAH OH OH ITS ALWAYS A GOOD TIME.


I feel like death...a whole gallon of water in less than an hour isn't a good idea...


@TLC the Alligator cake is one best cakes ever! #CakeBossKickoff\u00a0


That test was hard think I did okay on it tho


Everytime I get gas in jersey I forget they do it for you and make an absolute baboon of myself not knowing what to do. \ud83d\ude48


That was awkward \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


Debated on that one, but fuck it.  What do I have to lose at this point right?


@alexisibarra3 well excuse me for trying to help! \ud83d\ude20


@notdoriskaticic your body is controlled by your brain, therefoooreeeee....?????


@EverybodyFREESE ilysm. Text me if you still need to vent!


Hands on the wheel \nUh uh \nFuck that \nHands on the wheel \nUh uh \nFuck that


If you light the match you're bound to feel the flame.


Lunch in the burg with @Sarahjstinnett then shopping in the city #girlsday\ud83d\udc4c


I better see a dunk or something exciting tonight. #Please


When I hit that guy right after he tackled me on second in gering>>> the fact that they scored 4 runs after that to beat us<<


@RLINDER218 dude you shoulda done that 5 minutes go at 9:11


#AC360Later you need to do show on how trains work and how conductors drive.  I think it would be interesting to see lack of technology.


Spongebob till the grave but I gotta admit the new episodes get more retarded with each one. The old ones were the shit


@jayscherder yeah, I may not be as excited to watch now.


Definitely much needed music time is needed singing may incorporate also


@alyssa_prince14 @ChEyEnNeRaNkIn I miss y'all too! :(


Watching dragon ball z on YouTube.. #mysummernights


One more day at the beach.loving the sun and sand.


i'm watching a movie and the guys is indirectly teaching me how to make meth.


@TrademarkLAS @vaguenightmares @fernandowgang tisk tisk tisk :/


Why does everything have to be so difficult?


@BaldridgeAlex place your hand in mine, I'll leave when I wannaaaa \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


@btmcnulty the potato one is a little nasty. Other ones are damn good


@keeley_stooks idk but not okay \ud83d\ude2d


I guess I'm just gonna carry a whole bunch of stuff because I don't wanna use a binder.


What do I have to do to not get bothered by someone for one day.


Forget 105, I'd spend 106 years with you


Snapbacks & Tattoos > \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


@OliviaHickey16 No kidding!! Jeez. Just bring it to fifth hour! :) #thanks!


So why should I have to sleep on the floor 5-7 days a week for the next 2-3 months in the other room


Reading people's point of views on things they don't do but feel they have the right to judge is annoying. You aren't god. Shut up.


If you talk crap about Paul Walker screw you!


@CutonDime25 tho>>>>> \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude0d #thebest #FlyEaglesFly


Good morning @AJDinger @NASCAR47  and all race fans


I will always drive Chevy or GM my grandpa didn't work for them for over 30 years for me to like the competition lol


Being called babe, or something close to that, is sweet. If the guy means it.\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc95


@Jordaan1823 I don't get any either. #dontfeelbad lol


Getting as much homework done as possible before I inevitably crash tonight


I can't fucking sleep. Are you kidding me?


@rajijos I don't think he's that bad at defense and the shooting percentage is deceptive because we have nobody else to create for him.


I haven't done anything reckless and stupid in awhile.. \ud83d\udc4e


@MissHollyW_ also, the cj5 only came with a manual transmission, as where the ch7 had a optional automatic.


Nbd just played the best round of golf of my entire life


John Mayer on this pretty day #girlytweet


The 21st century. A time where skinny bodies with big fat asses is nesacary to make it in the world. What a time to be alive.


Marshall's running all over the Field! #unstoppable #Nick


@SOlson225 school lunch \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37


@thebigRC @xKingChris @BUCKSKINPLACEBO @ZackWawrzynek playoff win ever year he's been in the league, not to shabby.


I never eat fast food, until it wanders into the station mysteriously and then I will only give in if an eating challenge is posed. #weak


I hate when my texts don't send! #imnotignoringyou


whenever life leaves me with questions, I simply turn to Ted Baxter and the good people at WJM. #HaveSeenEveryEpisodeOf


@alyywatson get a job so we can go to ihop


These are the days I live for. I love my class! #greattime


\Is that her sister? Lol yup just look at it\ud83d\ude02\""


hello beautiful, how's it going ? I hear it's wonderful in California. \u2600


Looking to try an oculus rift at the @openhack Buffalo.


Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.


@lainee_anderson THROUGH THE DOORS AND PAST THE GUARDS


Your greatest asset is not the quantity of your friends, rather the quality of your friends.


@sydneyirish YOU ARE SO LUCKY WHY WHY WHY \ud83d\ude2b


Atta boy ghost pepper sauce. You did your job.


@maegankeene7 12 cans of Mountain Dew for a snack?


You'll put your head in my arms as we wonder is there anything we could've done.


like are you afraid of good that Mother Nature gives you?


I love taking back roads from my house to Grayson. They're so pretty in the fall. \u2764\ufe0f\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf41


@LCVball27 @Jorrdansmiith stolz....the heat will not 3peat jack shit. I bet you 100 dollars that they fail at it this next season.


Tried to find you at the bottom of a bottle.


T-1 hour and 15 minutes till I'm Spencer bound!! #HammerDown


I seriously just considered driving 2.5 hours. #NoICant


@CMcHenry14 hahaha I did so much last time remember? Betty Crocker wannabe


@CharlieWelch427 I already told you, your mom and sister both sponsor me so I don't see why you're calling me that. Lol :)


I have been wearing a ski coat and a hat, sitting by the fireplace since like 4. #utahprobs #tistheseason


Maybe if I was pretty people would like me


Never seen someone so happy... Makes me happy !:)


Come on @LarryFitzgerald I need a big 2nd half from u!! @YahooFantasy @nfl


@jaimiemoon23 @kinnerjamie did you know if your husband enjoys male strip clubs or both ?


Walk into kobes and hes not even here.  #cool


@jacizarzycki Jaco the damn black things that come out of the sky and suck the good stuff outta ya


coming home to homemade granola is always nice.


\When you leave I'm gonna stalk you in your sleep Ms Jess\" okayyyy I guess I'll miss you too?"


Why am i still laying here wondering where you are.


@Jordankgolfreak @RobbinHood34 yeah Nolan throws a good amount of clubs


My excitement for Christmas presents decreases each year, but my appreciation for the presence of family and friends increases.


High cost of living is nothing like the cost of living high


@TheButtToucher we? What? Do you have multiple personalities now?


I think the real question here is why is my brother bald??


Hero's for the B's game with @Nikki_Fav92


I HAVE to stop eating food at Taco Bell...but it's so good!! Fml for real.


8th grade boys asking me out.......yeah because that's going to happen#YeahRight


I DO NOT want to go to school tomorrow \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udd2b


@tayloresnyder well then what's the spirit?!!! Screw history ask anyone in that class it's awful


Plan failed twice in one day \ud83d\ude33


Mrs. Bailey is the coolest teacher ever !


My sister keeps watching little people shows and they really freak me out


Just listened to evacuate the dance floor in it's entirety.  Sup


On the bright side I get to dress up for the next two days of work. Eeep I love Halloween, such an October baby.\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udc7b


I'm so tired though.. Would not have made it tonight #GettinOld


Beyond scared straight is the realist show


Good playing some golf with @tengel347 today. Best of luck in your new endeavor, can't wait to hear stories. #paly


All I want is you to rock me through the night, and tell me it's okay when things don't go right


#ClassyKaepernickHate I hope Jimmy Johns takes 45 minutes to deliver his sandwich


I always fix grammar errors when I quote tweets.


I love reading the gospels so uplifting so encouraging. Faith arises in reading Gods word.. #bible


@bp_xo ill see if I can come down after I go to the dmv so I can sneak a pic in with yaaaaa :) let's celebrate this weekend.


I couldn't ever have an online relationship ..


See, @123ksaun knows what I'm saying \ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf7a\ud83d\ude4c\ud83c\udf89\ud83d\udeac\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf79


So, I've officially decided to switch my major to Criminology. And I'm gonna transfer to IUP.


Finally met someone that can hold a conversation \ud83d\ude4f


Deliver toppers to my house so I know it's real


Sometimes I wish I was as dumb as the masses just so I could relate with more people


@DaniMarie2793 so sorry dani\ud83d\ude14...I won't see you this week but hopefully one of my shifts is with you next week!


@cpaige_n try 2 weeks ... Thanksgiving is the 28th


And of course standing for 8 hrs straight


MY GRANDMA JUST ASKED ME IF I WANTED ONE OF HER OLD BRAS I KNOW SHE MEANS WELL BUT WTF GRAMMA NO \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude30


Who's in town tonight that normally isn't? \ud83c\udf7a


@iOnReacts_ I've never seen these, must search !!


WHO WOULD BE INSPIRED BY A GIRL WHO SUCKED HER OWN TAMPON


I wish I knew who I was gonna actually marry and settle down with. I mean isn't weird that that someone is out there just wandering?


Lol what is a subtweet? Like is it in the dictionary?


Literally have the best way to lay in this van under the back seat. #success


You don't want most of it you want all of it.


I've made mistakes in my life and I'm Gna make many more, I just hope that I learn from them and make myself a better person


I request you to hang yourself after doing so #voteforjoe


@lydking how original. You should highlight how creative you are on your @okcupid profile


thanks to #90sMayo I can watch Hey Arnold much love #90SAREALLTHAT


@ElleeeBear @Wh1teTemptation @whitneypuent @GreenSuperBean we were talking a different language last night...


It was great being home and seeing all my friends! Can't wait to move back


I loveeee when people I don't like come into the gas station. It's so awkward and awesome.


@brittanydawn14 only because I was there all day. \ud83d\ude09


A Relationship Is Only For Two People, But Some Bitches Don't Know How To Count.


@jordanbuckley03 I'm sad bc I love the grinch so much but I'm at Lexys and she doesn't have cable I don't think and my DVD for it skips ),:


Can't believe today is the last day \ud83d\ude14 #bittersweet


@LeMoyneConfess @brandonw1094 nobodies got videos of me doing anything hahaha soooo I would stick to pics if I were you


Here's my chance, I've been waiting for it all this time \ud83d\ude0f


Early morning workout never a bad idea on a rainy day


Sorry @JeM3319 about your Steelers! You can root for Denver!!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Gotta go out a shovel again FML \ud83d\ude12


Before going to bed last night, i wanted pulp and said if i wanted it when i wake up ill get some and guess what i still want pulp


@EmmaKimberly08 maybee... you should come see me sometime soon! #IMISSYOU


@MaddieA_11_3 FOR THE LOVE OF JESUS IM NOT PREGNANT


Quite Bizarre to swim while listening to Christmas jingles \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udfca


@LadySketchhh I just seen the first one like a week ago and I really liked it


I put you high up in the sky and now you're not coming down.


One day you're screaming you love me loud, the next day you're so cold. #holygrail


Driving through Castleton in the summer #Ghosttown


Like do we really have to wait seven months for Football season? Ill be depressed until then


This book needs to read itself because I ain't got no damn time.


So like where am I going to live when I get back to Michigan?


I probably should have done my homeworj over break


Hey asshole neighbor your stupid obnoxious car alarm isn't necessary on a dead end street in this neighborhood #stopit


That massage was AMAZING. Highly recommend Emily at Cedar Stone on 11.


People probably think I did drugs but no my eyes are red from swimming


I can't wait to get these 2 tattoos. #jesusismysavior


It looks like there's gonna be a storm \u2614\u26a1\u2601


So who wants to go to the movies today with me and zack myers to see the conjuring:)


I don't understand why you treat me like such shit


Just got the @fitbit flex. Love the app and can't wait to measure sleep but a little worried about the clasp- fallen off 3x today?


There are so many expletives I want to tweet about the preposterous amount of late work I received today. I can't choose just one


ya havent even realized i tweeted about you lol


@LindsayNovak haha sorry, didn't know you loved him that much


Seeing the remnants of the night before scattered over town on your morning run \ud83d\ude02


Btw ladies I'm a young 23. In case you were wondering.


The ending of Pitch Perfect gets me every time


I wish i could grow a pair and tell you that in person


@Halllleeee I always got your back :) #cowtippingbuddies even though we never went haha.


Can't do anything about something when the person has there mind made up


Never realized how tiring playing with a 2 year old was haha


I'm pretty sure you've outdone me this time.. You win...


Anyone know any tricks to get the DJ to shut the fuck up?


I don't see much tweets on my timeline about the Sabres. LOOKS LIKE EVERYONE HOPPED OFF THE BANDWAGON. \ud83d\ude02 #gtfo


Absolutely love it that Miami is 4-3 \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


Hate having a pulled muscle \ud83d\ude2b


Just got off work & I'm ready for bed already \ud83d\ude13


Just got my student loan payment summary, not gonna be a fun next 10 years.


I can tell you I've been from hell and back, when the is on I fire back


@suchtmanucht free yoga class with Sid tomorrow at 6:45!


Wish I had a hdmi cable so I can watch the football game on the tv


@Cardinal_Hockey I caught the confrontation in tonight's game big time! Great win for the boys\ud83d\udc4c #gocards


@w0nderfuI exactly. Like I'm not going to the fucking office to take something as simple as that.


@SaltySeah0rse haha well a midnight snack run would be bad either haha


December means Christmas movies all day. \u263a\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\u2764\ud83d\udc9a


On another note.. #HuskyHockey is 13 minutes away from first trip to Frozen 4. #HuskyNation


@KristenNycum23 great. Wonderful. Awesome. Thanks \ud83d\ude18


If you rub super glue between your fingers there's a warm feeling... Try it!


Is it bad that I'm proud of myself for not having a single beer on a Monday night? #yep


@WYATTTTTTTTTTT @Laanneey. Ha ha  u guys are funny.


@just_CALL_IN k well I'm on my way to your house to punch you in the face for this


Seeing another G5 in my driveway makes me miss mine. \ud83d\ude12


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 52.5 F,\nHumidity 69% ,\nWind 4.1 MPH\nDirection 225\n#weather


Maybe ill play some League tonight and get myself out of Bronze V lol.


I'm the only one singing along to Ms. Whitney Houston in this supermarket and that's downright offensive.


Like really. Both myself and @mckenziekbrown are gorgeous as fuck. We'd make sexy babies that grow up to be supermodels.


@BreannaHopson yeah exactly. My dad does it and like barley even goes


How can I study with the polar express is on?


God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\n\n@ChristineCaine


Things just aren't the same as they used to be..


So much on my mind! My brain is humming and I cannot turn it off. This is going to make for a long day tomorrow...


So hot....I refuse to get up and turn the heater down. I can outlast @savannah_09


Hahahahaha! You dont have to be Nostradamus to know that's gonna be a not top 10 play


@meeshyankovich like that's just not normal


S/O to #twitterless Cody for driving a truck and helping us get a free coach


@becca_musante be on my schedule and youll sleep \ud83d\ude02


So many mosquito bites!! #itchy \ud83d\ude2b


@Cole_Daddy13 yeah but they don't enforce it.


My mom thinks I'll have a son.. He'll be so cool Omfg.


They better say tonight that Ezra isn't A. That's all I have to say.


After today is done I'm done for the week with homework and tests! Just gotta get through this Accounting Exam tonight!


This is my favorite video ever i love it everyone is different so dont judge them #TeenNickTop10


Sometimes I wish officer carll wasn't an officer so I could tell him my secrets


He's Turnin Shit Up Tho, Everyone's Out Of There Seats!


@priceabby1 is damn fine #hawt \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc8b


@CountryFestOhio the line up thats out now is that everyone or will there be more?


@benny_savs @pj_burns7 @9danimal @jamesp_daly touch\u00e9 on the first flight response #wellplayedMauer


The fact that my sister has a twitter she can get the ole fuck off


I was actually talking about my mom?.. But okay lol


@cayciwathke do not nudge me, I will play you back when the time is right!


@gibbygriffin What. The. HECK. Lmao \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


and I have bronchitis so that's saying something


@ChristinaSvob's tweet are alway deep! I like it!


Kyle looks like he'd be a Marine though. Idc I don't wanna think about it.


@MikelWrightt looks like you're not cool then -_-


@problems_hopl play our football league and you won't stand a chance. If we were in your league we would shit on all of you


@marisajc13 @SarahHeleneFox what are our lives


@britneymackay @that2milerunner I bet you wouldn't ignore him


@almc1997 thanks bb \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\udd25


@ericgebby he said 11 works for him.. and same with mee. Can you make it? We could go get lunchh ! :p


Didn't you already tweet that? \ud83d\ude10


@Chris_Lomauro @tomsangiorgio this is probably the meanest insult I've ever gotten


@ShainaHeller you're still the sassiest person in Texas somehow


@n_luvs_nutella WHERE'S TORI OMG WE LOST HER


The fact that I woke up to an 8 hour and 20 minute phone call and heard @BSallack sleeping cause she never hung up \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18


I've noticed that the less attractive girls usually hate on the more attractive girls and never vice-versa.


Hopefully it's a snow day it should snow for 4-5 hours!


Listening to people get pissed on xbox>>>


I wonder what life would be like as a Victoria's Secret model.


@sc0ttydoesntkno jw why four ppl retweeted that.... #notcool


I like a challenge. your game to her is like having cheat codes to automatically finish.


What if you already had the biggest poop you'll ever have? It's like not remembering a lost lover's last kiss. So sad!


I just pulled down my pants to pee and money fell out @JustinPelak


Be yourself, don't try to be someone your not..


@banditref The AJC will sell a few fish wrappers over this.


If I fall, will you let me down easy? \ud83c\udfb6


Act like you've been there before #ohwait


Dads solution for everything: put your foot down, call them a bitch, and leave it at that. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Why must my brother write on the bathroom mirrors when they are fogged up from the shower!!?


I'm so thankful for all the wonderful people in my life (:


Im seriously in love with @FLAGALine its not even a joke!


Time to grow up and take responsibility.


Everyone is trying to hit me on the road.  One man and one woman.  The woman was in a BMW.


@heyitsmarklind @heyitsbeccaboo @GPat86 wings tomorrow?


I'm spontaneous, and very independent. Also I sometimes don't give a shit.


@hholly_ relieved, but disappointed face


Sheesh...Minny is so bad I am flipping to the World Series


Your name is one of the most uncommon I've ever heard, and I would throw on a random movie where the main character has the same name as you


Why did I let myself eat all of that \ud83d\ude22


That's right there on my priority list next to bleaching my asshole


Anyone want to come eat pudding and ice cream for a couple days with me? My fridge is packed hahah


I really have to move on to greener pastures #work #Summer


#thefamily can hate all they want.. I honestly could care less \ud83d\ude02


Everyone on this team but Brady will undeniably be murdered by Belichick at halftime


i don't wanna go to work at five. \ud83d\ude2b


I would like one perfect life with a side of awesomeness. Pretty please. #StillWaiting #LifeRequests


@halleeee11 accident prone Halle I tell ya


If you could only love enough, you could be the most powerful person in the world. Emmet Fox #Ra


today is a large DD coffee day. #exhausted


The only thing getting me through tonight and tomorrow morning is knowing I'm going shopping in the afternoon. \ud83d\ude0d


having a good hair day when i have to work an 8.5 hour shift. <<< #ofcourse \ud83d\udc4e


Don't trick if you ain't got it . That's real talk yo!


Not a day goes by where I don't hear something totally fucked on the news.


The village of New Lebanon has been flooded. \u2614\ufe0f


Not a single sister in one of my classes \ud83d\ude22 however I might actually pay attention and learn something this semester


You left less than an hour ago and I'll see you in a couple hours, yet I miss you so much. #IReallyLikeYou.


I think one of my least favorite things about fall and winter is how depressing it looks outside


Rainbow in Terre Haute is closing. NOOOO.


My self consciousness is going to be the death of me.


@Tark31 wait 2015 many Private insurances will go Bankrupt,close up.....Senator Cruz stood for 22 hrs..warned many Republicans, and America.


#Clydesdales always makes me tear-up. This surprises no one?


@BrittanyyLynnn I can never just stick to it.. Did you do more dieting or working out?


@ArjS_ obviously not cuz ! How you doing ? Why'd you go ghost ?


Narrowed down outfits to 3 options, I shall pick in the morning depending on my mood


@BradyWheelock I'm sure there's a better solution \ud83d\ude1c


@Caroline98Jones @KizerH @johnb_97 .......


Luke Bryan's new album >>> \u2661\u2665\u2661 #iminlove #sogood @LukeBryanOnline


@nadia_houmani khallas ill come drop it off for you


@Makaela_Previty hahah you don't know? you should PROB figure that out \ud83d\udc4c


I seriously love @CumminsChick 's tweets.


@aa_barry @Males_Thoughts More then likely, yes. Why are you offended then


I'm okay with everything in my life right now. #perf \ud83d\udc4c


what the fuck makes someone self harm and think 'wow i should take a picture of this and post it on the internet' fuck


@kennedyelliott7 he's still my nigga tho


#IfWeDate we will spend a lot of time together\ud83d\ude0a


@RussianBruiser hopefully the bosses will see that and put you on #RAW or #Smackdown


@Dallas_Myers10 @raww_12 Don't wanna know \u270b Keep it a secret. #shhhh


@Its_Madddddy me too \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I stare out these windows with nothing but love around me great friends great family a beautiful nephew. Yet you still have me, give me back


@Meggo94 @haurenlarris for the love of god I hope it was.


... But then he asks for my Visa card number for a $500 registration fee. #scam \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude25


Like I'm pissed!!! I have to wait passed these stupid people talking about WHAT WE JUST SAW!!!! Grrrrrr


You told me you'd be there for me, but where are you now?


Baby whatchya say we go pickin' wild flowers?


your done with me? An say go back to my ex? Haha ok


Worldwide Choppers just came on \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude31 .


So it turns out coffee isn't such a great idea at 10 o'clock.....


Only know you love her when you let her go.


Sooo Friday or Saturday night, next weekend can all the seniors hang and have a bonfire and stuff somewhere PLEASE


Honestly twitter is a weird tonight. Usually there is drama, not all this talking about how much we love each other bs! lolz


@SuamicoVO your profile pic is on point.


@JacksonRKrueger oh  awk. Forgot you played...


@creighton_401 all I can taste when I burp, ill clean my mess tho


Science class right now. <<<< There's still like an hour left in this class and I already finished everything #SoBored


@Cabennett12 @joeluchini  yeahh, i hope nothing! Oh dear sweet baby jesus.


@Audra_selen I'm so glad we get to sleep in tomorrow hahha!


It's bullshit they won't let me get a place at the black diamond


Kacie better get them black forces i know that


My snapchats never send. \ud83d\ude21 We should get notifications when they don't send.


Don't you hate it when your laying in your bed and your dog is at the end of the bed and he won't come cuddle with you\ud83d\ude1f


It was in Cleveland that someone shoved the #Mariners from 2 in the standings to the basement.


who wants to climb the mountain with me? \ud83d\ude01


I brought five ones to give to all the pretty dancing girls last night... ending up giving them all to @MasonOzzie...


This is gonna take some getting use to \ud83d\ude0f


Nvm the refs just made hackenberg look even better! #PSU


The lady at Grainger is going to give me diabetes by the end of the summer with how much caramel she puts in my iced coffee


@fsmikey Seriously, Maclin isn't injured? That dude is GONE.


Due to the fact that i got a new football, there will be a football game at my house over break\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfc8


@LoganJackson11I wish I were prettier, thinner, happier, more friendly, less emotional, more tan, more confident, and a little less awkward.


Second time in 2 and a half years that I've actually used up sick time.


Do I want to run or lift today? #hmm #orwatchmovies


Mr. Davis likes to scroll through Instagram for me \ud83d\ude02


@squidcoleman62 was it a black body? \ud83d\ude4a


Panera is now Christmas ready \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81


@skirchoff16 @DamnComedyPics that's like when I kicked you off of your bed \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


First fight of the year, wow. What have we accomplished


@_meggasaurusrex totally didn't mean to delete that so now it deleted the whole convo lol. But thanks for always showing me love :)


@AddieEtelamaki try living with 8 Asians who speak nothing but Chinese #thisisamerica #speakenglish


How to write a current issues paper in 15 minutes


Your laugh sounds like shaking a jug of water. #NotSorry #JustReallyHateYou


@Morganrea2012 hahaha I just can't do sparkly uggs. so much hatred and idk why


@Taylor_LeeAnn I just want to cuddle in our undies and watch movies and get sweet teas!


I want to watch Warrior so bad, but I know if I put it in then I'll stay up and watch the whole thing.


Man, I wish I was playing in open gym tomorrow with the first group #Bummer


Why is aryans volleyball team staring at me


Props for my boy Dan Hunt on being recognized for his writing for ECU. Hope it is the springboard to the career you are working towards.


@janelle_hoyt okayyyyy never mind then!!


@shmarsen it's the perfect name for you, I had to keep it!


At least us seniors will be so much closer to being done with senior project once we go back to school \ud83d\udc4d


@SuhrM20 hey just saying by the time you come back you better be bigger and not look like such a pussy #gooluck


When u have a good hair day and nowhere to go...#wasted #goodhairday


Jason takes me serious too much. If I was mad I would have texted you


@TayBaay423 @itsbarbie423 Let's chill this weekend?


Eating m&ms because @_gagetherage won't call me back about dinner


@jstabila Looking forward to it. We have mostly cloudy skies. Sun is peaking through which is nice to see.


Hopefully my single days will be over soon. And for good. I have faith


@averynicole14 @kirstenwills17 @bethanylee_22 @nataliejw024 Jk, I love it tooo\ud83d\ude18


Do you ever wonder if when a squirrel jumps out in front of your car it's really their gang initiation task? Like some  sick squirrel gang?


@_lemonnn - perfect!!! I work @ 5 so that def workssss


@rachlovesuk @fcshep @ScottyScearce how does one make a mess that big?


I could do homework, but shit no! Id rather watch me some duck dynasty #yeeyeeee


I have the weirdest sleeping schedule...


I love @marisanycole_ >>>> #bestfriendstatus #princess \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc98


I need to gain some patience with this lady..


@Imahalfbreed beerculies? Seems legit. Haha.


@JehovahJesse treat his life next time you see him


@Caiitastrophic you had blonde hair?! #when


@AlyssaRosenberg Saving #TheAmericans for a rainy weekend.


I knew I wouldn't be able to handle this.


@tmarsh83 @TylerWolfe4204 ya'll eat early. Fine. Whatever. Haha


#SYTYCD finale tomorrow. @Dance10Aaron and @Dance10JasmineH.  I'm calling it now!  \ud83d\udc4d\u2764


A bunch of ignant little niqqlets hard headed never listen


I'm so insanely obsessed with #RedneckCrazy and @tylerfarr.


#PerksOfDatingMe I will do anything to make sure you're happy


So far my summer has consisted of donating plasma and laying in my bed. #INeedToGetOutMore


everyone needs to hear how I'm saying botch bc it's making me laugh so hard.


When I grow older I will be there at your side to remind you\nhow I still love you - still love you


Oh where oh where are you general record and SAE books oh where or where can you be?


Every boyfriend is the one, until otherwise proven. The good never easy, the easy never good & love never works they way we think it would.


I need to find the Instagram of every @GameOfThrones actor. Has anybody made a list?


Every storm runs, runs out of rain, just like every dark night.. Turns into day \ud83d\udc9c\ud83c\udfa7


That seriously just made me so mad you don't even understand.


I'm going to go deaf if I keep this music at 1849395 any longer ... \ud83c\udfa7


Dad told me that next time instead of running into the fence I need to lower my shoulder and take it out\ud83d\ude02


So I took a walk today with my ex. It was interesting.


4 hours of trimming and only got one plant done. 11 more to do tomorrow after work. I'll put up the dope shit I made up tomorrow


@julius_anthony2 @J_Perles oh don't worry. I wasn't invited.


I love watching tattoo shows. Makes me fall in love with tattoos all over again.


\u201c@TSweezy33: Does the sight of me leaving you drive you crazy ?\u201d *wanting


\@ThePrincessie: I'm in such a good mood right now, and I don't even have anyone to laugh with...\"!!!!!!!"


@alliedanielle32 Darnnnnnnn..just out of luck, girl.


No matter what happens, at the end of the day, my mind takes over everything.


It's sad you and your wife go out for dinner and got nothing better to talk about than my ears. Dingus


probably wont wake up until like 4 tomorrow yay for sleep


Okay never mind. Went back and got to keep the burritos and got free cinnamon twist <3 you @TacoBell


I'm more than just an option, hey hey hey,  refuse to be forgotten, hey hey hey


One thing I've learned. Value those closest to you, because when you're in real need, they'll be the ones to help.


@xoCieraRenee_ Your welcome beautiful :)


@monnie_may how could I forget you?!?!?!? Tomorrow I'll have a surprise for you.


@whitneyback Your welcome! Miss you too!


I hate that I can't take any pictures anymore on my phone. /: #sodumb


@Team__Cooney I've already seen two of those. ;)


First time since middle school I was on the phone for more then 10 minutes... I didn't hate it


There's so much to do today but I don't wanna get up


@bobbyplaycool I mean I honestly don't think any of them are, they don't know how to play as a team and drive the ball in the paint.


When Alli gets to dancing its a good night


@Lexyrai welcome to Cali. You will love it here, I'm sure.


smoked hookah for the first time yesterday . .


@abbieeraee  we all know the gonna be a rodeo clown


@TheBrianWolf cant totally disagree with that but if stays healthy they're both most likely 3-2. Would be a fun discussion


Screw work sleeping as long as possible then rolling out of bed


I can make your tears fall down like the showers that are British.


I just type out the longest message ever in my notepad with everything that I want to say, but I'm too afraid of the truth to send it


That awkward moment when the person in the window at sonic hates you and you're just praying to god they didn't spit in your drink...


I finally get over her and just talking to her brings memories back I can't go back\ud83d\ude2a #staystrongjay


@gianaferreira I miss you too! let's hang soon


It came on the radio. Literally the first song that played.


Today is Suicide Awareness Day. Be accepting, be a friend, spread positivity, and remember a smile goes a long way #love #strength


@macy_babe you're gorgeous macy!\ud83d\ude0d


Girl code along with pll and long island medium is all I watch. #obsessed


Not really a fan of soccer but GO USA!!!\u26bd\ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8#onlywatchingbecauseitsincbus


Maybe next years Christmas wi actually feel like Christmas!


Babies for breakfast, Babies for dinner #Chip


@bosskelly666 @RyanVaniman in other words, you're a pussy


In my mind, in my head. This is where we all came from.


This tv is fuckin huge. I like that shit


Good luck to everyone taking the SATs!\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


It's depressing to think that summer is almost over


Finally beat that damn level on candy crush!


There's always been people that come and go in my life. There's few that stick around. But the few that do I will always respect.


@mchalmers15 yeah bro it happened...big win tonight and playin big time as always when needed! #repeat


I wish I could win all of Ellen's 12 days of giveaways prizes....@TheEllenShow #PickMeEllen \ud83d\udc49brookestevens24\ud83d\udc48


I feel like I could make emo kids laugh.. I'm like really funny. I think.. Maybe not


Too many excel spreadsheets will make you go cross eyed. I'm sure of it.


that moment when you realize the bar is called Route 10 because its located on 10. #revelations


@Tookerann are you still going to the dance?


You're gonna get beat up niggggga \ud83d\udc4a @T420fullerW


Telling stories to my daughter before she goes to sleep is incredible sermon prep


One thing I have to look forward to in the morning is reading everything @Toryln tweeted while I was asleep \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


It's about time I do the right thing. #FeelingGood #Changing


@TheReal_Kp3 @shailee_bauer @natenovota I go to Dwight now.. Not Seneca. Sorrrryyy\ud83d\ude14


Why are people filled with so much hate?


I don't even know if I had homework and I honestly don't care


S/o to my grandma for getting me and @catherineb_98 Marley Lilly and Michael Kors!


Fuck this is ISS shit! #bored #ugh \ud83d\ude21


@regis2014 yeah I thought we already talking about what we were doing ? Lmao


wish the new @Defeater record would have been at my house today. But nope.


It's Tuesday but I'm having a case of the Mondays. Why must I put pants on?


Oh well. You can't make everyone happy. I guess all the blame comes in my direction. What can ya do.


Let's not be scrooges now ok? This is my favorite holiday and if you don't want to have fun please don't ruin mine. Thank you \ud83d\ude18\u270c\ud83c\udf84


@KeedanKotkas 180 step up? Or bunny hop in?


@Deadspin I still want answers to how deep Te'o relationship runs with Tuiasosopo


Thank you @CGleason_ for that 2 hour conversation last night, but I'm kicking myself in the ass now.


Did I just see you in the halls?? @taylor_morgan_c #swearidid


Yo. I see a movie and bdubs in our future. @Mexican_toco


@NinjaBoi23 @LoaFrz22 @KenzzeP hahaha how is it even possible to miss that many days! That's more than half the year


@Ben_Halterman YOU TWEETED THAT FUCKING STAR GIRL THING. HATING YOU FOR LIFE.


Watching Masterchef and their serving the cast and crew of Glee, I miss Corey!


I am literally so excited to spend a whole week with @emily_dascenzo \u2764


@Jon_Stoneback hey we never said you werent allowed to talk shit about Michigan state. But yeah you're right it doesn't really matter til MM


@ChelsHaynes2 hahah omg I though I was going crazy for a second


@sslocum82 this is true. I respect you're opinion even if it is highly questionable.


I wish I could choke you until you turned purple


I think that @AbagaelNick and I are gonna have a great year especially with @MikeyHoeft and @RobDollars15 being our neighbors\ud83d\udc4d


@Savannkay @CoreyHolter it was perfect hahahha I couldn't have done it better myself! I'm so proud \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude4c


Got my leggings and under armour I'm set for tomorrow night


@WankieCzech in a suit and glasses just tweeting away.


When I go to school my house is literally going to be empty #IOwnTooMuchShit \ud83d\ude4e


@Big_Gabe_ @ChelseaAllHood @Its_Issa_ @Nathannnnn_ well it wasnt even a whole day. We were reallly good friends before.


If you find someone willing to give up everything for you, dont ever take them for granted or fuck it up. Cuz you wont find another.


Hope it's not all awkward now \ud83d\ude48 I just had to confess


Just had an energy crash \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


I'm so excited for Hoosier Girls State. \u2764 #girlsstate


Just made a $600 sale and have a grand total of $1200 in for the store when our goal is $1500.... Ya I'm done for the day


It's 10:15 & I'm completely ready for church. This is amazing. I'm gonna be on time for once.


@puma_davis just the classics.. Sweet n sour chicken, beef lomein, cream cheese wontons, egg rolls and fried rice!!! It was all good...


@KyleThe_King i don't need your witty remarks kyky


What a crazy game. Hard to believe I was practically asleep through the first 7 innings.


@MohlerSarah I'm sure it's a boy, usually orange ones are lol


I have never written so many papers in the first weeks of school.\ud83d\ude12


The Red Wedding is about to happen nononooo #GOT


Is it Thursday yet?? Miss my daddy!! #daddysgirl


When you someone really attractive and you're just like, \DAMNNN!\""


These #XGames are making me wanna hit the slopes again. And go back to #Aspen area now that I'm grown up


I have finally found a way to make oatmeal rate semi decent. #thankgod #oatmealisgross


people will always disappoint you- so don't put all your stock in them.


@itsshelbybruh noooo.. That was Hannah's moms phone lol


@chbanal your not even sorry! I hope you hit a deer the next time your driving;)


Every inch of my body is sore...EVERY inch.


@WalkingDead_AMC @vineapp disappointed. No real story progression. Only thing new was milton growing a pair.


This is the hardest thing I've ever had to do \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude16


#AlienSharks I wanna see a MegaMouth Shark!!! #Sharkweek


@pdxpeacock yes, hope you feel better. You should be off the hook next year for AM trick or treating. Let them go to matt's house instead.


Sitting in chemistry and @MontanaRenee00 is shopping online....for socks.


If you persistently ride my ass while I'm already 10mph over the speed limit, I will drive 10 miles UNDER the speed limit just FYI


What's the line on Rex Ryan getting canned? 5.5 games? Smash the under.


Planned on going to driving school tomorrow morning but i think I would rather sleeeep


A relaxing Sunday of movies & cooking was just what I needed!\ud83d\udcfa\ud83c\udf75


Been 9 minutes and I couldn't even tell you how appreciative I am


@yungfinn Try googling it! That's how I'm watching it \ud83d\udc4d


@Jack_Williams44 hahhaahahah I was kidding :)


@amandaglorio2 IF YOUR AT A VOLLEYBALL TOURNAMENT MY FRIENDS ARE THERE AND SAW HER TOO


@Garrett_Lewis That organization has nothing to win from equality and peace, it has everything to lose from it.


Have you ever lost your phone and found it in the refrigerator?


I'm ready for tonight with my girl! @tiffcherieeee11 #missher \ud83d\ude2d


Kills me inside to hear that, but I guess that only gives me the answer I need..


When I'm depressed, I listen to country.


My thoughts are with everyone in Boston. They keep finding more devices, stay safe.


I don't think this chapter ever ends. I need to finish this book. #CityOfGlass


I've been up looking for new music and I'm not even tired. I'm gonna miss summer nights like these\n#summerforever #MusicOverLife


Waitin on Darren and Cierra to wake up and get over here


@Dolan_13 @SaXoN_duhh @Shan_Dawg12 we miss you too


Don't tell me our youth is running out, it's only just begun


@TheRealJuan7 @bobbyspiers1 BOBBY \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@RebaReneeR Jody is a he :-) sudden death-


@b0bfather @tcastle318 she's being a little to adamant that she doesn't drink


That one time, when you hated on them for doing the EXACT same thing you did.  #hypocrite #carryon


@JerradTaylor_27 this weekend bud, and when we win you better be cellying with me around the rink


@squrriledugan @antbarrett2 I wish I could sleep but big butt Sammie won't get off my bed


This giant bruise forming on my leg is the result of @EricHotchkiss17 kicking me and @bsunday_197 hitting me in the same spot. Thx


Taylor I'm not sure we can use that language.


@irum419 I'll see you all soon \ud83d\ude00


if somebody have me 15 dollars I'd do anything for them & I'd love them forever.


Taking Lydia to the doc. #BestFriendStatus


@Real_CatAnagnos NONE of the Beatles were on the X-Factor. Why should I like them?


For the night is dark and full of terrors


Holy fuck I'm 18..... And iv been dating @D_Armstrong21 for two amazing years time is literally flying by


I had a dream that I had triplets \ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc76


@dzhunt might as well @farmercam42 said something about can night at the palms too


Its going to be so hard to leave the beach tomorrow


@KRMCNBB come over and swim today \ud83d\ude18


6 worst said words out of my mouth 'I might just stay in chilli' \ud83d\ude37 yuck.


@13thJuggernaut nobody else is doing anything so I will. Lol


Idc if that tweet didnt make sense either, made sense to me #prevtweet


They should name the royal baby, Jonathan. Pretty sweet name these days.


Some people may do gross this bit don't tweet about them... You big bitch.


I'm so nice and everyone is so mean to me and I really don't understand why


Just woke up, bout to go blow my vuvuzela in my parents room. Hopefully they don't take my presents back


A white boy with tattoos and shoe game and can dress and look good \u270b\ud83d\udc81 wooh


@AaronMShaffer i miss the way it was to. Alot better. Dont u work i. Chi. Atleast thats what i heard


@BrittCharland96 did he say \look into your future\" lmao when you had to look to the sides"


I haaaate when guys leave big heavy weights on the bar & I have to attempt to lift them off & look like an idiot. #comeonguys #gympetpeeve


The squeaking my jeep is making right now <<<<<


Devin yells rape and runs away from me in public


I have got some violent sneezes. I think I sneeze out some hair. #goodlord #baldjoke


This servesafe alcohol test is nothing more than showing me videos of a play by play how I act drunk at other restaurants


Florida was fun and all,  But I'm ready to come home and see my family.


The price of promotion means you have to leave from some familiar places


@darbiemariee bringing some over in half an hour!


They say the freaks come out at night and you know who they came to see.


@_Jared_Henke_ @jjanderson82 DRIVE TO FUCKING CHICAGO


@ATJogia I LOVED you on Victorious! I LOVE u as Danny! Do u enjoy your character? And who on the cast are u closest with?


@GeeBabbyy @brit_bax after that!! Brit works till 9 too!


Can we talk about how I'm not stoked to carry at least three pieces of luggage from 7th and 28th to 57th


Okay 7am is way too early for me on a Saturday,  back to bed I go!


@MaddieSulewski yeah good luck on the act.........


I absolutely hate sharing a room with my brother


Watching the last song and it makes me miss mileys hair


@ShibBrady I love it he looks adorable like usual:)


I'm pretty sure this is officially the millionth time I've watched The Big Lebowski. I can't get sick of it.


If the gold is some place where I might die well so be it.  #cantSpendItIfYourDeadParker #goldrush


@MissTexas_Ewing @jrewing1972 \nTrue but still I wouldn't have seen it yet if you wouldn't have tweeted it.


My shoulder blade is killing me\ud83d\ude2d


Went for a walk, god I love this weather! :)


@MGreenBean30 God Bless You Too Ms. Green! I hope you have a great day and I pray that you God helps you with anything that is troubling you


@RageGrl No way! Just trying to get a job doing my dream: running a goat dairy. And farm cats don't move like house cats do...


@haelipaige23 your pic is cutting our faces off :(


There's no reason have a good outlook on things you deserve too


It was so peaceful here until you got home.... Let the yelling begin... #Great.... \ud83d\ude14


Way too excited for boyne on Friday with these losers @TCook21 @kaitlynbreannne @laurendubois45


out of all the shoes I have I still can't find a pair to wear tonight \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


I cannot remember the last time I slept in my own bed on a Saturday night #sogreat \ud83d\udca4


@bbgunzzzz I'm living in Indiana this summer so please come down and visit when you get back!


He's like bitch sit down I am playing video games


I feel sorry for Mr.Mac lol we give him such a hard time. @LuannDavis00


Seriously Trevor's mom is the cutest thing ever!\ud83d\udc95


Nothing is like the feeling of getting in bed freshly showered after a night shift \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


@Lilybarrett12 I would hit him 25 times because that's how old I am and he would like pass out or die then I would be like crap I killed him


@MLH_5 coming home to ben making sandwiches naked. #goinghard


Makin me stay another night at the hospital #wtf


Telling people about our anchorman Halloween costume, people are excited \ud83d\ude01 @USAmanda1776 @meganNvac


@ameliablackk will you tell them to send some love to me?


One thing I learned during my service was that incoming fire always has the right of way.


Even when he's miles away @brettmiller12 finds a way to surprise me when I'm sick \ud83d\udc95 thanks to @millerm6 and @tarynmiller17 for stopping by \ud83d\ude0a


@JulieMariexox You should of went to Sebs the other night, i had a lot of them! I'll make some more soon! What should I make????


Guess I'll try to catch some \ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4


@samfuhr13 not gonna come over and see us today?


@Briitttanyyy__ k sending Donte in minute.


@taylorberg22 haha is brad and Kelly turnt up? #jklol


Sometimes I feel as if nothing good is supposed to happen to me.


Thanks for the awesome snowboarding pants!


@tay_hatfield ; fuck y'all .. I'm goin to briar patch . & Emily said hurry up .


@EpicShowpony O/////O WAIT WHta\nI love you too very much so but omfg


I'm either going to be the most successful in my family when I grow up or I'm going to be homeless and a prostitute there's no in between


GTA V midnight release. People have tents... #wtf


Hello hail.  please don't dent my new car.\n\nLove,\n\nJess\n\np.s: #HailGoAway


I really need someone to walk on my back.


Got invited to go bowling tonight, but I'd rather watch the game #Sacrifice #GoPackGo


Challenging anyone to act it out!! @alievxo @hahaitsmarissa @justine_carey @coleschloesser


@k_shag I'd give it two weeks then we can go:)


@_shawneelynn a doctor wouldnt be scared of the dark....


You're the joy thru the pain. You're the truth thru the lies.


Man fuck periods. I'm like emotional for what. No reason \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 all because my car didn't pass inspection. Smh


I am watching Alaska state troopers, made me think of you!  @jperez_99


@dominguez_emily \ud83d\ude0f I was unaware


@SpencerBacarell s  view on how to police the world \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'm so excited for Friday, I can barely stand it!


@DestinyLaone it was the EXACT someone, and they had now adventure pack!!!\ud83d\ude12


You've been single for a week or 2 stfu.


@ColeGunder lets have a repeat of state finals weekend\ud83d\udc4c hahaha


I WILL get my tattoo this summer! \ud83d\ude0d


I don't think I've ever been so cranky. I need to go to bed.


Ya think you've seen it all until a kid walks to school with a blanket over his backpack but not himself...


From now on I'm going to compliment every lady behind or in front of me when in line somewhere.


Ahh VHS.. The ability to fast forward through the FBI warning was something I used to take for granted.


Drop it off at my house. Do something. I want my damn warmup in my hand. By having boogers on the jacket I ended up with, I know who's it is


Why do my hands get cold when I text too much \ud83d\ude12


Severe weather warning until 10 tonight \u26a1\u2601\u2614


I just can't stop believing that everything is going to be okay..


@AntonKozelichki thanks!  Have a great break.


@taramarquis @Things4chicks that's not an outfit she's an elf what are you trying to say \ud83d\ude0c


Pretend that last tweet never happened. Twerking is the stupidest thing ever.


@Chelsea__Monroe @janetmichelee can I join?! #putaringonit #hopelessromantic


Dr Winters is seeing private appointments this am and will see walk-ins this pm from 2-4.Dr Stein is seeing walk-ins this am


I arrived home, after a week at camp, to find that my mom and sister had cleaned the house and Dave had mowed my yard. #cantbeatmyfamily!


@rachboyles \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I'm kidding


When we had a moment of silence for @AdrianPeterson at my semi pro game today>>>>>>


@DC_43 it's about time! Welcome to twitter


is that Andy Milanakis \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02