@lex_lutherr what's up with you and \ud83d\udc2c


It's always dark and ominous when Scott talks.


Dang these grapples smell fantastic. Hopefully it tastes good too. #woah


@Stonester68 I love you too Stoney. \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc8d\ud83d\udc97


@heycaseyj still stuck on hashtag tots. Johnson's are connected so I'm not surprised but kinda.


I'm pretty jealous.of all these Conway couples who have known each other their whole lives and have been.together since they were like 4.


This is the hardest thing I've ever done.


I'm gonna do SO bad on this anatomy quiz... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc80


Hey if youre really really bored come to eds beer store and drink and watch football with me.


I swear it is impossible for me to look good in a school picture. #meh


The more I swear I'm happy, the more that I'm feeling alone #WhatNow


Every second, every minute yeah she can get it. \ud83d\ude18


Pretty ridiculous that anyone in the Air Force, Army, etc isn't getting paid this month..


@KristenHutch55 @SallieKelsie @MckenzieBritt lol I'm ready for tomorrow!!


@Sam_Beishuizen he is pitching well this year. I think people have had more productive years on the DL than Soriano has had playing.


It has been a good run Coach LJ.  Happy BDay


I FOUND THE GORRAM BOOK. It's called Sole Survivor: a story of record endurance at sea.


Marshall University was technically founded in Virginia.


mom almost passed out when I came home on time for the first time ever!! \ud83d\udc4d


Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach.


Fun night with duh boyssss @Jbisbey83 @Alecr14x23 @RjNairn @Connor_PheneJ


@VRosemeier Tomorrow I have one at 12:30


I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \ud83d\ude0d


@jamey_76 such shame. At least I can admit it. I still have no clue what an icing is other than the stuff you put on cake.


If my life gets to be working everyday all week for 12 hours I'm offing myself.


Well my life just got flipd upside down... Wtf just happend?!?


@baileygirlll I'm trying it tonight!!!!!!


@keahbone no fun allowed for the pokes :)


@Racheal_Sunday is my #womancrusheveryday. She's such an amazing and perfect person and I'm so glad she's in my life \ud83d\ude0a


@Baba_Barr haha come on now we all no that's a joke!


I love when I show up to the bus stop five minutes early and it came by even earlier than that, which caused me to miss my class.


@abby_engel17 no. If I ever buy him, he will be for me.


Joined the gym today. First thing I see upon entering the men's locker room is a fully naked old man. I knew today was gonna rule.


Thanks to @ClarkKent617 and @mrshane22 for playing golf with me today!


@Frenchy8090 Ello, you snooty Brit, from the good old U.S. Of A! Where the food is fast & the preteens are pregnant! #Merica! #WeThePeople


wearing my glasses today \ud83d\udc53 #nerdstatus


@AndrewLouer Ha I see what you did there.


@ShaunaAllard hahah aww i wasn't even with you :(


@whitneypaigeeee @Chance_Mac123 mine used gloves lol


I don't even get why your still with me.


I love watching old Andy Griffith shows.


@CallMeDickie bottom line is he is not one to fuck with


Of course my update gets down to ten minutes and then an error occurred.


I really need to stop falling asleep @taylerbethany2 house. Cause the 50 million hour drive home is never pleasant


cannot stand get lucky \ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udd2b


Gonna spend 9 days with Emily, lets see if we kill eachother \ud83d\ude02


@GabriellaVella1 I was pissed too, but I liked her character


By cold showers i only mean like 50-60 degrees like its not too cold guys come on


@MadiRamey @JessicaKoors we missed you \ud83d\ude14


Confidence.. Back down the drain it goes. \ud83d\udc4b


I've never doubted the red sox unlike @calebklyn. \ud83d\ude18


@magee333 Another person from my work quit today.


All I want for valentines day is for my ass to stop swelling up.


Goodbye my almost lover, goodbye my hopeless dream.


You're just an animal that I caught, and now I'm yours so rip my clothes off.


My roommate is better than yours \ud83d\udc81get used to it


Thank you espn, for giving me a tour of the prison Aaron Hernandez will be in


SEASON FINALE OF AMERICAN HORROR STORY ASYLUM TONIGHT


@OstrandAshley how many speeding tickets do you have


Step one completed: Get dem digits. \ud83d\ude0f


I've always backed Rex, I'm glad he's coming back


@FriskyMackie Barbie Girl by Aqua is an example.


All I want for christmas is this mega millions jackpot!


@Benvanm it is? But they would lose all the fans in buffalo and the NFL is more popular in the US than in Canada


@AubreeAucoin HELLO YOU NEVER TALK TO ME OR WHEN I SAY WHO WANNA HANGOUT YOU NEVER ANSWER.


@sammybabbii I feel like I haven't seen you in like 10 years :(


Ever have one of those days where you ask yourself \What the fuck happened?\" Today is one of those days"


I wish me & my baby could afford like a week's vacation somewhere away from our crazy schedules & could actually enjoy some quality time..\u2764


@Dont_EvenClaire is this legit? And where is it?


When my host parents try not to swear but they can't keep it >>


I had surgery 3 days ago and I'm still in pain.


I'm not going to stop until my hips are a 35 or even a size 14 or 12.  I need a new body to make me happy & my future husband


20 more Sundays till football season \ud83d\ude1c\ud83c\udfc8


@Just_be_coolin_ hell nah that's that harsh love , you can keep that


Im in the buzzed mood to blow up twitter


There is this guy at work ... We call him Barney ... And I kinda feel bad for him because no one likes him but I don't because he's dumb


Chances if tornados all weekend. Bring em the fuck on.


Holy shit it snowed in November! Who would of thought!? \u2744\ufe0f


@Kathleen1795 great guess, you have now earned my love!


I honestly haven't talked about someone badly in like a week


@wesbest96 whyyy. Weed is for everybody man


@warrantrocks but u have to go on as hard as it is when someone leaves a band because with hairbands you knew who the people was playing


Can't go to the bonfire tonight I got no rides


It's going to take a while to remember my family & friends are 3 hours behind.


Instead of college id be perfectly content with selling crack to pregnant women and old ladies with Alzheimer's


@HUMPS92 youre suchhhh a liar #hateyou \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a


Can't believe we are on our way to camp #peterisspeeding


@_maddipritchard I know! That's exactly what I thought of!!


No one bothers me, my mom brings me food & a drink, I have a flat screen tv & couch, netflix, and an Xbox. #whatmoredoineed #thebasementlife


first thing I do when I wake up? no. not pee, I creep. for a good hour. then pee.


I love waking up to no one being home \ud83d\ude0a


This life was made for you to love, the best love is the love that you give \u2764


Well, the glass is finally out of my foot\ud83d\udc4c


Pretty sure he's been asked that 10 million times tonight


My sister keeps laughing at this show & it's not even funny .. \u270b


Ready for that day to come! \ud83d\ude1d


Old behaviors never change ... All in the family ... Is it all about the almighty dollar...\n\nDB forever ... Generation to generation


so im really trying to do some fall activities next weekend...


Who schedules an 8:30am doctor appointment.. My mom \ud83d\ude45


@RaginCajunState -during that time, his condition remains unchanged and he is completely unaware of what is going on-


When something seems out of your reach, get closer to it.


It's the only way I know how to make it stop


Roadtrip to Rockford with @JoeCappsFTMFW


Taking these youngsters back down radio memory lane. Jammin to prince'a kiss...


@AlexNiermeyer both your ankles are sprained??


Ahh today was so long. I just wanna rest. Oh wait, I can't \ud83d\ude11


Go outside to take out the trash, and some guy gives me ice cream? I wish that happened every time. Haha


\@Hannahh_Jeann_: @daltongross1 is gay\""


All I want is a ride to and from the grocery store tomorrow


Snapchatting @fiotho my McDonald's was definitely the highlight of my day hahaha #MissYou \ud83d\ude22


When people say they miss high school all I can say is your crazy, there is a reason you can't go back in time #everythinghappensforareason


Soooo lucky to be going to the bills game with @B_Gallo \ud83d\udc99\u2764 I'm so lucky he got me off work I'm so excited. Ahhhhh #BillsMafia


@RealSkipBayless but if he would of signed this same contract with any other team it would be a great deal! But cavs do it n its a mistake?


#WhitePeopleStruggles finding the right amount if tan without being too tan


@ClarkThis for all of the tbell I do not currently have.


And why am I watching the Katie Couric show?


Daft Punk and JT for best pop duo! Excellent choices by the nominating members #GRAMMYnoms


@Lauren_Mikos I have 50$ , wondering how far that's going to get me lol. I'm more then ready to be with you lol


It kinda creeps me out when my horoscopes are right on point. \ud83d\ude33


@npavente awwwww how cute your asking me on a diner date!


Full blown hole in the dark room I gotta fix now


Ha if you tell me your done then I expect you to be done


@RealJeffZeigler prolly nap then prolly see what bowmans up to


@abbyhaveadream Abby they have wieners how did you not see that hahah!?


@packerfan1973 @espn what an awesome amazing thing you've done.


@DawgCast Great to have you and oldDawg back!  Looking forward to the season!


Why am I sooo obsessed with chicken nuggets!


screaming in my face won't help anything


@AC0922 is @RyanOnVacation playing Warped now? After the RATT cover I think he can handle it :)


#tweetyourweakness guys who can pull off glasses. \ud83d\ude18


I'm so bored. I've done nothing all damn day. Idek what to do with myself right now. #thisfuckingsucks


Alright that thirsty tweet wasn't even about you dude. Why would I say your thirsty when clearly your not?


I hate when books have sad endings #IAlwaysCry


@alyssabedilion SUPER APPROPRIATE pic of your crotch \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d


@deecee17 @heytherebriana @JOtotheLO @rob_stott_88 @argentinamaria guys why am I not in on this? I'm so offended.


Oh, we're watching a movie in class today. So I drove out here because...?


I can't believe Sunday will be 4 months since @CAMPIN_KILLER68 and I got together<3 time has flown by baby I love you<3:*


Probably going to drive the jeep to school tomorrow \ud83d\udc4c


Half a second later the StealthX hit the bomb's shock wave and Jaina slammed against her crash harness. The temperature


@WarbyParker loving the panel so far... And sent back my five day at home trial last week! Ordering my pair when I get home!


Your always hoping that we make it\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfa8


I can't imagine life not being a teenager \ud83d\ude14


I am two away from 12,000 tweets #GoOlivia


@Jayy_Kay_ butter and i are dying some tomorrow.


@FordRacing severely disappointed that you drop out of John Force Racing.. I am trading in my ford truck and no longer will buy products


@Veganmathbeagle yeah it was all ice! But the 2 sips I got out of it were amazing!!


@Social__Jesus hahahaha you drank all your beer and at least 1 AMF and I thought you were fine! But I'm just glad you got home safely!!


I have to work Friday night...... \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29 I wanted to go to the gaaaaaammee.


@D_McCoy_Era just talked about him..but I mean, that's an every second kinda thing.


And the sleepiness is finally arriving . Yess !


I want to be with you every day. Every hour. Every minute. Every second. You mean so much.


My bellybutton is deep so the bottom ball just gets lost.


Well, baby, when we're good you know we're great.


@bgsubabe2018 I'm scared for you\ud83d\ude33.


You treated me like complete shit, why do i miss you?


I actually haven't really travelled since AZ last summer :(


If you're still pissed about something I did, don't harbour it.


@foxym07 @evashockey wow I miss eve Shockey was it a good show


It's definitely a @jakeowen kind of weekend. Boating, wakeboarding, boozing. #summer #puremichigan


Back in my day, you werent cool on Halloween unless you had the scream mask with the blood pump.


I just feel like when it's over... It's REALLY over...


Guys had it pretty easy for prom. They dont have to be dolled up as much and when it comes to dancing they just stand there #smh


3 bestfriends it's official @bbriannaaaa @julie_rinaman :)))


As long as you're honest with me you'll never lose my respect.


whyyy are my ankles swollen \ud83d\ude2b they haven't been in so long


@SMichelle1978 @ItsJimWerner @Niki8881 @Nebraska208 @AsylumAttireDiY @DANGER_karin @BlondeNinja311 @BethanieLouise4 @BadassColleen #muchlove


@laneyy_rose gurl you made my night \ud83d\ude18 I apologize for blowing up the newsfeed just a tad.


@shanzarrilli @ceciliaegann I read it last week...


When your cat steps all over your head to wake you up <


@justin_smolen16 I wanted to go friday!! But we might go saturday instead..lol


Walton just ran to sign up for Britney Spears karaoke and this night just got weird


I just called my cat Lacee....\nIm going cray.


Your name isn't even saved in my phone. That's how irrelevant you are.


Super stoked to go to the @steelers game on Sunday! Finally get to see Ben Roethlisberger play!!


please, I would really love some brocoli and cheddar soup for my sore throat


We need less gun free zones and more victim free zones.


Feels good to come home after not being here for hours now only if the boyfriend was hereee #sadface


@Maz315 Oh good call, didn't think about that.


What saving you from getting fucked over again guy


Favorite for an honest DM forrrreal \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude18


Im sooooooo hungryyy ! , im boutta order some food.


@BradBaker16 yes, yes you do. Well I'm gonna get done now and go to my bed.. Getting a little chilly up here.


In the mood to make cookies or a cake, someone join me\ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf70


@AlexanderMcCord I have the first two or three seasons of friends!


I just want to point out that I called @Ryback22 taking an AA through the roof of the ambulance to lose. @JohnCena @WWE #Raw


hey guys so I don't have school until January 13TH.....CHRISTMAS BREAKKKKKK finally \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


@kristinxkay I love you @kristinxkay sorry ur so #broken take the mess and go to bed. XO


All I want for Christmas this year is to grow a foot taller \ud83d\ude4f


@50_Alderson_50 @ImNotChance_ @delaney_yo am I in the middle of this


There's just those kids who need a kick in the dome


Why does the Duluth DP call me asking for my mom. She has a phone!?


Fuck Noel Gallagher for his shit talking Arcade Fire.


@douche_amore_ same thing with makeup I hate makeup I'm never gonna wear makeup so why should I make a girl wear it


I've come to the realization that everything isn't gonna go my exact way and I've made plenty of mistakes that are on the way...


Ever wonder if mirrors are windows to a parallel universe & parallel you just so happens to be doing the same thing you are doing? #fb


fords deff stepped their game up \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d


Why do people care so much about what others they don't know or interact with are doing if it doesn't and will not affect you ever..?


@TJ206ECS the best thing I've ever put in my mouth


I wonder if it would be acceptable to take 30 people to our homecoming.. I wanna bring everyone


Nick is the weirdest person I've ever met


@Piggy_GoinHAM your boy @ShooterMcGavin_ got a arrested for a DUI


Seriously some people are just ridiculous.


Sick of these boys that still fucking care about the past


I'm just ready to see my man! \ud83d\ude14


@ChillinSwimminn oh yeah, then you're hired:)


Text me babies\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18 DM me 4 numba. \ud83d\udc4c


We don't even have two people to a seat in the morning and then people have to sit on the floor in the afternoon


@lahnz_minaj thought I had em once.. turns out I had just eaten too many banana peppers


Hope birch kitchen doesn't make me cry at dinner @raelynch2


@micahjgregory Nahhh I saved time by speeding in the first place \ud83d\ude02


@jermaineperez21 @cmicale_23 that just proves my point more thanks bud.


Cause I will do something about it unlike you


@VictoriaPatrico yes but I gotta clean my room before


Still shocked about this 14 year old in the Masters


It's sad that something like this had to happen for me to realize I'm not doing enough but I guess everything happens for a reason.


Tbh: i REALLY wanna change someone's LIFE!! I wanna be the person who people go up to and say \I'm still here because of you\"(:#staystrong"


The best quality a girl can have is the ability to be your best friend one minute and your girlfriend the next. #chillgirls >>>


@Silversabeast @YouTube hey do you know where the plate map or the ancient map is?


@ChantelZolo Anita \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d I wanna see that mixed baby so bad.


@AlexandraBPete @ebesrach come to CherryBerry anytime from 5-930


Doesn't matter though lol I'm going to bed. Night.


After 3 complete innings Eagles 6 Yutan 5


@maddiebishop581 I know\ud83d\ude02 I was like ewe. You need help or sumthing\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a


I'm sorry I'm that person coughing in class today \ud83d\ude37


@Madison_Shea9 I'm sorry someone stole my phone.


@RyleeBreann @dbusby2009 breakfast of champions.


I care about politics more than anything, that's what I'm going to college to study \ud83d\udc4c


I'm just setting myself up for a let down


Stayed almost an extra hour tonight to help Adam pass a test and he misses it by one pt. \ud83d\ude02


I swear once I'm in college, if the person serves me is attractive, I WILL leave my phone number for them.


@MPWatts24 we need 2 more wins too break the longest win streak record for this season of any team


I have watched an absurd amount of Netflix in the past week and I'm not pissed about it at all


oh well tonight will be good \ud83d\udc4c\nWILD FOR THE NIGHT FUCK BEING POLITE!!!!!!


Don't think I've ever been this happy :)


@ReganCampbell21 Hmm didn't even know you drove one #dontcare


Pissed that I paid to have access to all the emojis possible and I can't find them. Saddest day.


I always back him up 100% on his plans for his future


I seriously would do anything to make it to the major leagues.


There are 50 other coaches like that for every Mike Rice incident that was actually discovered. I knew one at my small junior high school.


Could not be happier with my team right now. We are going to be so amazing. #top20 \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udc5f


Everyone be mean to Hannah night\ud83d\udc4c


Curious as to what's changed at @BofA_Help lately.  Used to be terribly helpful, now they're just terrible.


@a_schaal15 @brett_field45 schaal. We are going 40 minutes from here. We ain't going farr


Lets just say it's a good thing I woke up to go to the bathroom... Evacuated


HEY THANKS FOR READING MESSAGE AND NOT REPLYING. I KNOW YOU CAN SEE THIS TOO.


I hate not being able to use emojis when texting someone


@kabaum32 hey, I still get out if weight lifting and cheer for a week


It's so easy to tell if someone is wearing extensions


i haven't gotten out of bed today and i don't think i will for the rest of the day #sick \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude37


@LoganWooly ill keep my mouth shut because we're friends


@TreB40 \ud83d\ude2d I look good in beanies


Maggie, Destiny and I are troopers. \ud83d\ude1c


Debating whether or not to drink C4 and hit the gym or not. Someone convince me to go please.


WHO WANTS TO WRITE ME A LETTER?! Bc I'll write you too, for real


holy crap one direction. you've done it again.


My cat is dreaming and digging her claws into me ... #ouchhh


Going to key west from the 27th to the 30th. Can't wait for the Florida sunshine and warm weather \ud83d\udc4d \ud83d\ude0e


Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach.


@sydbutey the mature thing would have been to talk to us. We would have understood. But it's hilarious they got yelled at


I'm so thankful I made myself do both of my research papers before break. I don't have to scramble to get them done this way


I'm SO congested, my head feels like it's gonna explode \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29


\@Ron25th: I been on some fuck the world shit lately\""


Happy 4th Anniversary to my most amazing husband. 4 years down, remainder of your life to go. #love


More than thankful for the life I live :)


Some dude just went after Lebron from the stands lol


Why do some people treat total strangers so great but treat family like shit!! Karma's a bitch...


Yet another late night of restlessness. #yay


Steal money from my locker. Try to do it again ass hole!!! I DARE YOU


I could never be a racist, wake up every morning just to count white faces


I JUST FEEL LIKE MY MOTHER OF 20 YEARS SHOULD KNOW I HATE HOTDOGS AND DRPEPPER!


@mchelsted. I fill like a big bag of f__k


just found out what my TA's name is on the last day of chem lab...


@IanSteenhoek Absolutely. Everything else is gross


@Nickk_Joness well maybe because I'm not & will never be mrs mcclure


@Bslinger01 hahaha you aren't yet, but hopefully one day you are!


Are you subtweeting me right now? I don't know, you tell me lol #TheWorldMayNeverKnow


My mom made me go to the doctor and the dentist today #badday


@mrsdeadlier @mrdeadlier great job and very nice story!  Thanks for sharing your fam with our #FAMbase   #BillsMafia


@hmerrill38 this is truly the dumbest thing I've ever had to do for his class.


Cannot wait to see @JaredLeto in #DallasBuyersClub ~ hope he wins many awards for his incredible acting skills finally.


@BrookelynMisel Brooke don't make me come over there!\ud83d\ude09


I told myself I wasn't gonna cry cause you're a piece of shit but hey \ud83d\ude2d


@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard.


Although, syrup can't make up for sub-par batter.


Why am I so nice... I need to work on that


wapak for the night.. really need my boyfriend tonight


I hate so many people it isn't even funny!


Tj don't know how to retweet or quote \ud83d\ude02


The fact that alyssa got me my favorite gift \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude1b @_xxlyssa


Tweet about how I'm watching Harry Potter and not football


Since tomorrow and Thursday are going to be shitty long says I guess I'll go to bed now. \u270c\ufe0f\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude23


I get to see @hiimalena tuesday\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4f


@patrickdebois @realgenekim looks like a contender! I've had it with my Sharkk\u2026 Patrick -- is it good?


@AnnaSternberg he may be funny, but I still don't like him! No one would want to see a naked pic of him anyway


@taaranicholeee this is the second time this has happened like lol don't come crying to me when he picks a stupid fight again


How old is this little white girl? I loooooove her voice #TheVoice


I anyone wants to buy me a Keurig, that'd be fabulous \ud83d\ude0d


this past weekend got me moving really slow this morning.. #CantStop #WontStop


If I could write you a song to make you fall in love, I would already have you up under my arm.


Just had a dream homecoming was a disaster for me \ud83d\ude16


A pint of codeine? Yeah ill accept that.


THIS, my friends is why black people should NOT be allowed on twitter.. Stick to MySpace.


Never call a girl out on being sick. She will send you a pic of her illness when you're about to eat.\n#neveragain


@jgbrunelle27 haha. Idek you still lived.there!


Take time to think about the true meaning of CHRISTmas today!!! And be thankful for all you have!! \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf84\ud83d\ude4f


Catching Fire comes out on Thanksgiving \ud83d\udd25


There can't be peace as long as there's chaos. And there will always be chaos.


Is having to remind myself to inhale and exhale today....\ud83d\ude28


Well this turned out to be a fun night :)) Sunday fun day! #letsgetthis


And that concludes afternoon attention deficit disorder television recap hour


I'm so bored. I hate having to sit through my moms 3rd grade Sunday school class.


@mikaela_marie25 I'm having surgery on Monday lol so I'm gonna need a delivery to my house!


@D_Lokey no it's not I'm cool as fuck\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude0e


@allimarieschur my bad my mouth is now shut!\ud83d\ude12


@mikeroweworks is the Morgan freeman of #discoverychannel #sharkweek


Is no one realizing a strange pattern? New town kids, beyonce, \power outage\"."


Ran over a cheesy puff in a parking lot... Such a waste.


I know what ill be doin at 8 #redwings #nolockout


Messing with someone's vehicle has to be the most cowardly, white trash bitch move possible.


I don't think time is actually moving today.


I'm doing the same thing with Steve tomorrow. Watch me!!!!!!


Bitch I'm not impressed you must have got the wrong impression.


I forget what room im in for OGTS. Shit.


The amount of weight I lose when I'm sick is ridiculous. \ud83d\ude14 #Flu #Can'tEat


\@Austinnjames13: If i left and never came back who would really care.. Probably no one\""


Can't even put in words my feelings right now \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude21


I give props too the people Black Friday shopping. It's way to crazy for me


@trinitywhaley Im at the Hell hole on weekends. We could give you a ride back, come home with me after school


@Cziegler20 do it. Ill grow mine out too.


It angers me when someone says \you wrote your case, that's all you do\" No. I will create blocks, and rewrite my case after every tournament"


I still do not know why I have a snapchat account, I very rarely use it, i guess I need to become more hip and get with the times


@Mason_Poole I guess we will have to battle


I feel like the weight was just lifted from my shoulders.


My nose is bleeding .... \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


I decluttered my life and only kept around what I need along with who makes me happy...this is the happiest I've ever been


@Gigiuno_ im with kat stacks . Shes telling me about how she fucked bow wow .


I kinda wanted to stay at my cousins. Since the only reason I went there was because my dad kicked me out the house for a day.


Sip slow, live fast young money stay young I been cash money since day 1


@GlynnHeavrin I know lol operation repo was more interesting


I tried Canes for the first time last night. It was good, but it also has caused me to feel sick all night and have horrible acid reflux.


@konrad_murray I seriously responded before I saw this... Soulmates


@Maddy_Wolff well the told me so we know who the favorite is..


Gained nearly 4 pounds after eating, I'd say that is a success #goodfood #Thanksgiving


@WhiteKollar it was not a fun day. Glad it's over and that someone had to share my pain


Shout out to @JasonAguilarUT @ryan_knows @KimThrasher12 for being the realist blazer fans out there


Mother nature is dancing around in her bra and panties, teasing us all. #bewarmalready #sickofcold


When that feeling hits you in your gut, and your just like wow.......I have to shit


The only difference between 2013 & 2014 is one number.. There's no reason to wait for something when nothing is guaranteed as it is.


Good Luck to my best little bros at state golf tomorrow! Remember, it's aaaaaall in the hips! \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b\u26f3  @WillMcFarland3 @jtgunthergolf


Enjoying my chocolate frog on this beautiful day. Now if only it could jump around like in HP...\ud83d\udc38\ud83c\udf6b


GAME DAY ! Go mountaineers ! \ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc99\ud83c\udfc8


That nap I took earlier was definitely a bad idea


What is our lives @laurapackerr \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude1d


Google reads is shutting down July 1. I might not live until July 2.


The grammar in my tweets is terrible. I sound SO uneducated. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I just love it when Casey surprises me at work. \u263a\ud83d\ude0d


Where do you see yourself in 10 years? @applejacks2527


Dunkin' Donuts has the best bagels and cream cheese. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1b


After Saturday, I hope everything works out the way I want it too. Saturday will be perfect, but after that I have my doubts.


@ArielAndrea3 of course... wouldn't of missed it... proud of u


Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach.


I Want That Special Someone In My Life <3


I really do miss you. #butyouare #toofaraway


@GretchenRossi thanks me too! Hug your little furbabies extra tight tonight :-)


Sooooo who wants to be my friend today :)


Halloween is on tonight \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Tell me what I got to do to win you over


@all_real_me_ haha yeah gabb we are good :)


Every time I bother to socialize with my family, I end up getting offended.


This weather reminds me of summer and I wanna get drunk


Late night pump sesh. Fuck you both, hunger and laziness


@brookepeck21 @amandadew430 okay we'll just figure it out when you get back..but we can't forget!


Oomf has the CUTEST relationship ever & I'm so jealous \ud83d\ude3b


@jwquick We can't get out of our own way


Just sitting here eating my arm off as we venture back to PA. Sooooo hungry\ud83d\ude29


Is it just my pool that the water is really warm or...


How fast did you figure out that this table had Oreos? @james


@em__nicole21 I'm gonna be pissed tomorrow there's no doubt about it


Nothing like some good tacos for dinner #starving


3 days until Christmas! \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81\u2764\ufe0f


Sure\@yungprync: \"@iStraff_uScream: @yungprync I know where I'll end up\"if you make it to heaven make sure you bring me a box of gum. Bless\""


@CEarly44 no not a regal beagle a cavalier


Hold On, We're Going Home is the song of the day


I better have a better week this week #please


Holy fuck and people staring its pretty fucking annoying.... \r#bitches


@holliesmiles Will it be a white Christmas?


geez that lady that did my eyebrows just told my they were fucked up \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude02


@BeatlesWithRush you're the kind of rusher I like. The rest are immature and messed up.. Ugh KILL THEM ALL I HATE THEM. But I like you ha :)


Hey Pretty Girl is the sweetest song ever.


To all my Purdue peeps I'll be down for the game this weekend and I'll be tailgating at my normal spot!! #BTFU #LowCountryBoil


& @errka_s of course. \u26c4\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f


You so cool knowing I can hardly sleep, that you woke me up after I was up will 730 waking me up at 9 to pick up the sticks in the backyard.


@War_Joel Hey bro! What's happening tomorrow morning that you're not looking forward to?


@brianearley3 you sure aren't \ud83d\ude02


What else is open late besides taco bell


Random numbers trying to hook up with me....


I hate breakups more than anything but god you make it really fucking easy to hate you


@iTweetFacts: Bacon affects the brain the same way as cocaine, overloading pleasure centers in the brain causing more cravings. @jessieopie


@MileyCyrus on it like usual. #wecantstop  is SO good! You go girl! So excited you're making a come back\ud83d\ude0d


Tell me did you sail across the sun, did you make it to the Milky Way to see the lights all faded, and that heaven is overrated


I get paid tonight. Yay I won't be broke


I can't wait to see the Hunger Games tonight \ud83d\ude0d


@Franchisegolf you've got bogey. I've got patches


Napping until I have to go to work \ud83d\udc4c


Last time I checked you don't call your friend a slut


Love @tcoombs33 more than anything & I hope he knows that! Best thing ever.


Apparently i gave my number out to someone last night... He just texted me #HotMessExpress #HelpMe


I really love watching drama. I just don't like being in it.


never mind I have to do my fucking power point


Screw the conjuring I'm scared to go to sleep. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Wish I could play a guitar, so I could write a song about you.


I slept in because I thought I had an appointment. It's tomorrow. Whoops


Does anyone have a guitar hero drumset for Xbox 360 ill pay handsomely for it


I think I might've ruined rum for myself


@Moped_208 @Selleck23 haha 10 bucks chase gets RG3


Haven't posted anything for awhile lol. #gamerprobs


I think football players tweet more then any girl I know


Gotta do some last minute shopping today \ud83c\udf81


Better continue to rage for the rest of the semester because next semester is gonna be HELL \ud83d\ude14


@Neilby70 right on. Years. Finally working on training for a half marathon, eventually panning on doing a whole


Maybe if you weren't a crazy bitch you'd have more than a total of one friend who's not even really your friend anyways \ud83d\ude02


Should have taken the chance when I could..


Since when am I Kaleb's bitch? Lol wuttt


@TheBowECU in the parking lots in front of the dorms or the one at the bottom of the hill?


I'm blonde, I'm skinny, I'm rich, and I'm a little bit of a bitch. #Gaga #Donatella


My goodness I can't wait for the summer. This cold weather is such a downer. Doesn't even feel like Friday. #blah. \ud83d\ude36


Don't even know what the hell to believe.


Nicole Wager w the win the steeplechase too!! #GoBees


Whoa this episode of the simpsons has the WTC in it. What a sad throwback.


Call a doctor for the player who's ankles I just broke on Madden \ud83d\ude22


@xparisxgirlx no. Usually ears don't suck...that's usually a function of oral cavity...


I just dropped my phone on my face\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude11


I've been so nauseous all day long and I have no idea why. :/ #NoFun


@_issaaabel I'm in a hotel room trying to sleep cause I need to wake up at 6 and this bed is like paper and I hate it and it's cold


Jocelyn made me pancakes \ud83d\ude0b\ud83c\udf74


@NoahHammer5 stop playing music please . Thanks


Feeling pretty down. Not even strong enough to lift the ones around me up. :( and i'll be flying for the next two days. <\\3


@mershebell you can have them all I'm not eating them I just wanted to make them


Tonight I got to eat dinner with both my Mom and my Dad. Only kids with divorced parents understand how rare & nice of an occasion that is \u2764


This in class writing assignment though<<<<


I wish I could have tweeted during rent last night.


@t_marsh83 hahahaha no.  Though it is most prevalent in outdoor companies


3 pounds of weed, into the fucking water...


@_joshuawarren__ @Ariel_Delgado1 def meant recommend. But ya know \ue405


Means the world to know there are people out there who will stick by your side even when there 1,000's of miles away. #Appreciated


Well he's not so bad considering I have the Seahawks defense...


If I could drive my life would be perfect.


Gonna have a six pack from puking for three hours straight #fml


My biggest fear is coming back, and that's losing you.


@flynn_jimmy Ill be watching @kevinbrandt24  because they are actually good.. sorry :(


My jam is on!!! #royals \ud83c\udf7a\ud83c\udfb6


Movies suck now and they are just going to get worse... Jesus Christ these previews..


That just makes you out to be a whore. Plain and simple.


People if you see a unicorn in the hallways tomorrow, don't be alarmed. That's just me walking around with a damn mountain on my forehead.


@Billyimsobeast @Kacee_Lynn13 yea you stalker were gana have to block you before we go missing!


\All she get is hard dick and some Cheerios..\" \ud83c\udfb6 -greatest line ever. \ud83d\udc4f"


@c_griff19 it has nothing to do with TV, he's a racist bible thumping homophobe.  It's about not having people like this glorified.


Hey everyone, Burgar king will be hiring soon! I put my two weeks in yesterday\ud83d\ude4c


I wake up so happy every single morning. im so blessed


Just called my husband to ask if he would bring me cheesecake. I'm in bed upstairs, he is downstairs. The cheesecake is in the fridge. #Lazy


Wind 1.6 mph NE. Barometer 29.95 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 60.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 99%


Things go wrong, but just remember, life goes on.


@wemustshine when you do warn me. Ill still be here just gonna need a warning to prep..


i want to go on a very long road trip far away from here.


Listening to the Weeknd and freaking a mild\ud83d\ude0f


@brittahkiin I still can... I don't know if I wanna drive that far. My car is fucking eating my gas because IT SUCKs DICKBALLS


& it's not even because I'm late to school, I just stay down stairs talking to people for too long\ud83d\udc4a


Do you remember when we were little and boys used to be mean to the girl they like? A lot of guys still haven't left that stage.. \ud83d\ude15 #growup


when i get out of the shower i literally just sit in my towel for about 3 hours


Schools cancelled? Thanks Obama! Like literally thank you, I appreciate it!


Wow Cubs tickets are cheap during the Bears home opener. Don't mind if I do I'll take 4 please. Thanks!


Homeless people could totally go to people's houses on Halloween and get free food and candy.


No wonder why you have no friends... Just leave them alone and we won't have any problems. You always ruin it cause your just a dumb bitch


If your credit card is rejected on $5 for ice cream, you should stop spending money.


I have so much shit to do but I might just take a nap instead


So has anyone noticed its like 3 months and a couple days till 2014?? This year has gone by sooo fast.


I just ate the last fruit by the foot.. #suckstosuckfamily


@ComplainNshade yes this tomboy thing she going through is cute every now and then but not everyday and she needs other colors besides black


Girls always complain about guys, yet they keep going back to the same jerks over and over again


pakistan being destroyed by the #pink #savspak


@oliviadjeffrey John John may kill us tonight.


I hate this day and I'm so done with everyone. #FUCKALLOFYOU


@jontayler27 you are one of those fucked up people


Every one of my shots today at practice hit the crossbar. #angry


Working far away from civilization sucks \ud83d\udc4e


I'm pretty sure I spend most of my time in my bed more than anywhere else and that's okay with me. #Lazzzyyy


Si no va a pensar que no le quise contestar ..


Good luck Lakeview Boys basketball!! I'm sure you'll win.


I love you @justinbieber Thank you for giving me one of the best nights of my life #BelieveTour


@wait_for_it____ oh stop it's not like your phone makes noise when you get them and you hate me anyways...


Wish I was lying when I say I've been pulled over by a cop on foot twice in the past 2 months


I stack my money so tall that you might need a giraffe when you is countin this cash


No one hangs out with me an makes decisions they don't regret later on #yourwelcone


@parker_sara69 i made a status on fb and she comented on it


I literally just laughed for like ten mins straight


Pretty sure there weren't any chiefs fans to be heard from when they were losing too....


\AHH WOW SO FUNNY IM LOLING GOOD ONE. COMEDIAN HERE. PUNNY. ALLISON JONES MORE LIKE ALLISON JOKES\" Just call me Allison Jokes from now on \ud83d\ude02"


@tonyajade holy moly that looks good \ud83d\ude0d


I've been finding lots of lucky pennies lately


If you only knew even half of the truth... Why are you so blind?!


@love_Stephaanie Ahould if just came and cuddled


My passion for the #NFL & the #NBA is very overwhelming. It cannot be matched by any1


#RugratsInParis is going to be on TV on Sunday night. So freaking excited!!#


@Lianna_bananaa meet me by a wing upstairs before 2nd hour


I love just cruising around bay city at night in the chevelle


@alsbarns hope you enjoyed my Chapstick last night, that sounds really bad hahaha #oops


this icy hot got me feelin some type a way


This is a different team today. Lets go flyers


@cassandra05_ i miss you moree!!! #LoveYouu


Yo. Someone do me a solid and bring me chicken tenders and ranch from my work.  And then feed me the tenders while lay here and watch Dr Oz.


Cause I don't really know who I'm a lose this year.


Of course it rains on a day that I'm having a good hair day #Figures \ud83d\ude20


Like seriously we don't even have to give that long of a speech in my speech class


I may get to actually watch kstate play a game tonight #GOCATS


My dad just told me I need to get more education on being a mechanic..I ride in vehicles I don't fix them.\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udd28\ud83d\udd27#sorrynotsorry


@EricPollick haha, oh goshhh. where was this at!? I don't remember biffing it!


After the next 2 weeks, everyday will be like today. #soready


I think me and my pillow are about to have a long discussion.


@J0nny_5 guess I'm not going then cause that's my only ride... Can I get my refund now?


So who wants to go see the new Hobbit on  Friday? No one? Okay


When I'm in a emergency it's the only time my mom doesn't answer of course.


UWO needs to take all of their professors, put them in a conference hall, and teach them to erase a white board COMPLETELY.


@bernstein17 text me tomorrow\ud83d\udc95


@anothershoon he didn't take you to Prom did he? #no


Bio freeze, I'm counting on you tonight \ud83d\udc4d #dontletmedownoldfriend


I got into another fight with Corey today I\u2019m laughing


Why didn't I go to sleep twenty minutes ago so I could have seven hours of sleep \ud83c\udf51\ud83d\udc50


This is probably my favorite emoji \ud83d\udc81


@AlliValenfine oh I don't plan on it. Will not watch it at all


Getting blood drawn isn't so bad if a hott guy is doing it!


I feel like I took so many pics last night where are they???\ud83d\ude14


@_LFerguson it should be! A lot easier and my better than my plan of working out at least 4 days a week \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude01 #truestory


The guy that i took my driving test with this morning was too nice


@kris10hannah thank you! wish you were here enjoying the day with me.


Trees are fallen in my neighborhood. Legit never going to get the power back on and I'm going to be stuck at my house foreverrrrr \ud83d\ude2d #tornado


Trying to figure out what I really want in life and who I am as a person!


I know i could make you love me like naln other


@AriyonBurchett i have since i was 6 \ud83d\ude33 but i was just fuckin with brittany idk when hers is hahahah


@Rachellorrainne we should have thrown up in the nurses office, I bet they would have sent you home then


@McBroth3 @hrbailey21 she would love them to death!  Love Coops dream


Ever since I updated my phone, I can't see emojis!!!! This blowwwwwwwwws.


The only thing I'm looking forward to are LSU football games \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9b


@WhipFast_McCoy @lilbeckss I never ask anyone to turn up ha and I don't even talk to her.. Haha


@amyfadoolCSN that's 100%? U listen to the coach and he swears Romo is still a possibility...crazy


@marisabishop I completely agree... But honestly you have no idea how tempting it still is.\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude29 It's probably what I miss most about HS.\ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude04


Seriously considering jailbreaking my iPhone


Ok so we have exactly 1 hour to get through customs or else we miss our connecting flight. #ChallengeAccepted


@MadisonMissina @Adam____Bomb @ryanjamessydney @BraxtonJames69 @JasstrongXXXX done


Everything I like is either illegal, immoral, fattening, addictive, expensive, or impossible.


@Horsekdz @LookMaNoHANS_EN this tweet was actually not about camp, but about a special someone by the name of Wesley Asshole Florance


@Fozzythebear1 \nWe are not rich at all and you know it


Now that Amanda is gone I really don't care who wins! As long as it wasn't her #BB15


Just because some people like to have fun not being sober, doesn't make you any better of a person or give you any right to judge them.


@brettuk10 university doesn't stand for his actions


@Dawson_Lewis14 S/O for always blocking my locker space& playing baseball


@TakeloTaylr yes 7 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 maybe 6 but 7 cause 7 sounds interesting.


@BretBielema Don't worry,  it will be snowing when you get back to Fayetteville...  #gohogs


All hell just broke loose in my house.\nSomeone please come get me. \n#imhidinginmyroom \nI guess im the golden child now though.


Hey if you're looking for me I can be found with these old boots a few feet off the ground... Sittin on a tailgate! \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfa7


@SLanata4 they sound too good to be true


Shes a dove shes a fucking nightmare\nUnpredictable it was my mistake to stay here On the go & its way too late to play


My grandpa just called me in FaceTime #wut


Great job today everyone \n#seniorswillbemissed


@Cody_1341 promise there is no way that it's half way as boring as where I'm from. I miss you!!


Looks like another sleepless night due to my wisdom teeth. Why do I have to be so poor?


OMG I JUST SAT UP AND LITERally cracked my back in 26 different places and it felt like angels swarmed over my body for just that quick time


@GarySinise Thank you for consistently doing the right thing! A man of true character and conviction is a rare thing!


I'm not going to school tomorrow. I'm running away.


Thank god for Dog TV.. Macy is loving it, and I won't feel so bad leaving her at home!


@_KingJamarcus @idkitsabird he's just trying to get his.


Spent a lovely afternoon with two of my favorite sisters @kaityire @smbangen


Took two IB profin in anticipation for how sore I'm going to be in the morning...bad thing is...I'm already sore tonight. #photogprobs


Best team in the country. Two year tradition. One of the best games ever played! #OSUvsMICH


@Petey_Beast @RecDigggity that's why they are cheap. Not built like a s&w and doesn't shoot as good


What do I give a flying fuck what C.C. Sabathia thinks about the Indians offseason moves?


Alright I have no idea what happened and you haven't texted me back and you're making tweets... #whatdidido


I have a weird obsession with knowing people's military ranks


Man I miss basketball... first year of not being around it at all..


@knachos17 ya know I'm not sure, that's what they claim but I'm not 100% positive


1000 - you're so gay. but you're like one of my bestfriends.. which is odd \ud83d\ude0f we haven't hung much, unless it was in basketball. ily & imy \ud83d\ude0b


Wouldn't it suck if a random eagle decided to fly right by him. #SkyWireThoughts


@K_Stonie you could have gone to the store and got one and put it on a nice Plate and said you made it \ud83d\ude1d


Can't stand Talking Dead. Can we have a new host?


Confidence is a must, cockiness is a plus \ud83d\udc4c


Once again, WHY are you leaving the receivers wide open???!!!!!!


I just want a job where I can wear yoga pants all day \ue406#IsThatTooMuchToAsk


@2014Mait miss you too! You need to come visit soon!


@bigteecee haha my stuff is too expensive to put under a tree where it can get damaged or stepped on!


Jesus can handle himself in all of your pieces...he specializes in putting them back together. #LWM


No ball today it's weird goin straight home


Alright this bitch is definitely using attitude with me


#MyTop5Bands @AllTimeLow @piercetheveil @themaine @SWStheband @Mayday_Parade :D


Ill be the first person to laugh at myself cause in fact, falling down is the funniest thing ever


I seriously talk to myself too much. It's a problem.


@erikarraven I always thought that place was a nursing home until my senior year hahahaha #imscaredforyou


@jneely001 I can't help it. When you grow up with Owen...


If she says the words \I'm a cool bitch\" she's probably not cool, at all."


@6prima6donna6 stop talking like that. You love yourself.


@Adams_Ryno I don't know what happened, but something defiantly did.


It should be socially acceptable to wear pajamas to an 8 am


@BittyMedina go find an Asian and take a picture. Guarantee  they throw up the peace sign \u270c\ud83d\udc72


Troubles they might drag you down. If you get you can be always be found. Just know your not alone. Cus I'm gunna make this place your home.


Uhm IT aren't you suppose to fix it not fucking duct tape it?


@JessiMokaJoe I wish I could be there to fix that problem!


Debating on whether I should nap first and eat after, or eat first and nap after... #thestruggle


@ashley_cinnabon my brother did that when he was like 7 or something and packed a suitcase and everything


My phone has been on do not disturb for the last 3 days #YOLO #bringingitback


Not even hungry, but gonna eat this bk because it's fucking bk and it's too good not to \ud83d\udc4d #fatkidinside


You got a fast car, is it fast enough so we can fly away? We gotta make a decision, leave tonight or live and die this way.


LeBron James turned 29 today. He's not too young himself..


Just had to stand next to the most annoying people in Starbucks waiting for my drink but I have coffee now so it's okay #positives


I love when Stefan sleeps over so we can spend the whole next day together and he can get us dunkin bright and early :)


@WernerLuke good lord, it's not even noon!


Best roommate award deffly goes to Laur for doing my laundry \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@CrystalClear_14 that was honesty the stupidest mistake Nebraska could've made.


When all the guys on #baggage are ugly what do I have to look forward to


@kpfettstyle stop sending me your face, ky


Unless you're married, never only talk to one person because they'll screw you over eventually.


@snarkbat Yeah. In some ways I've thought for a while that folks with extremely poor vision must have a harder time of it than those who are


@IUfanAdam Jeremy. Have you noticed how the whole atmosphere improves with devin or another replacement as opposed to when Jeremy is in.


why does laundry have to take forever.. My goodness? #annoyed


So I appreciate everything he has done for me .. Including the people in my life


@WalkingDead_AMC don't know if u heard, but they just passed a law TWD must be shown year round, no breaks, I'm jacked. Get to it


My stereo in my car stopped working... Typical.


@JennaMcLane nursing classes aren't the same without you \ud83d\ude14


Fingers crossed that schools closed tomorrow #prettyplease


Looking forward to some nice AM hockey tomorrow


\Okay now squat. Do you have any pain in your butt?\""


@Nate_hutch48 @casey_setlock oh that's right . Ill call McDonalds and have them make table reservations and set up a nice candle light dinna


Can't wait for a day of just laying around and doing nothing #ComingSoon


@RayEliza what do you mean? It seemed ok last time I was there


@RobbieCupcake thats how i feel everyday.lol


Working on nice days <<<<<<\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


There's always someone who has it worse than you. #thoughtoftheday


@timmac15 text me when you're home and I'll leave


Today was just one of those days where I wanted to hit a lit of people over the head with a metal baseball bat.


I don't really like texting, so I'm thankful @sierrashiree got SnapChat so we keep in contact way more. Enjoy that face


I miss @daleohara427 and Tom im way to bored with my life.


@h_hinesss I just wanted a B in that class. It was such an easy class. I'm disappointed in myself. Haha


sorry I have zero respect for girls who post pictures of their asses on Instagram \u270b


How nice would a grand slam be right now!!!


It's gonna be such a long day \ud83d\ude30


Too lazy to get dressed after taking a shower #NakedStatus


Cashiers that smash your fingers with groceries \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude24 @murphy_haley


I had a great weekend in Knoxville but I'm soooo glad to be home!


@G_blackburnnn you're too pretty to be upset \ud83d\ude18


Shout out to @thejettsmith44 for sticking me in the face while I was going for the game winner


@libbyandrus I just had Skyline for the first time ever the other day.


You don't need to have the label to just be together


@AgentTinsley Nice!  But why are they reviewing it when they have @joystiq?


I wonder how many ppl talk about me and are my \friend\" hmmm"


@LissieEichel just had a twerk alittle.. #SorryAboutIt


Were the writers drunk when they wrote this episode or?


You know what\nFUCK YOU! \n\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude20


You make choices and you don't look back


Today was definitely an eventful day at Jewel..


it's always the little things you miss the most .


@alunetta22 @PicCollage my reduction is coming in soon


@k_sizemore7 I hope so too. & if she doesn't we all know she is the cutest baby ever :)


Can someone in Spain please tell Se\u00f1ora I said hi. I miss that lady.


I can't find your heads up app. There are a few copy cat one's,  but that wont do!!  Love ya!


@mtwildflower1 @kathy_mcgraw @bazhumphrey Could be! Cold feet. And I'm left at the Twitter Altar...:(


Hannah me and Dennis are the only cool ones here


@erinreid_ you defo laughed a wee bit there


@Coach_Rizzo sounds good!!! And hopefully my bulldogs will be in it this year! You have to love march madness the regional games arethe best


Back to bed! I need all the sleep I can get! \ud83d\ude34


@NateDaGreat41 I would look at yours... But I risk scarring myself forever so I'll pass \u270c\ufe0f deuces to my haterz


Why can't Rebel Wilson be my sister? \ud83d\ude12


Never give up on things that make you smile.


Every time Tolzien makes a play, I accidentally cheer \Go Badgers!\""


I'm kind of enjoying sending out these Christmas cards.


They need to stop blaming my sister Tiffany \ud83d\ude10


@JordanBrenner wonder what @GottliebShow thinks


Who cares about the clouds as long as we're together


@aleiarenee_ it's like my favorite picture of us \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


You are literally the most annoying person in this class #SHUTUP


cant wait to wear my christmas vest friday \ud83d\ude0d


Fuck the bastard that flattened my tires! #karmaisgonnabiteyouinthefuckingdickbitch


Vines of babies and cats have to be the best combination \ud83d\ude0d


Over this duck dynasty bullshit. Love is love \u2764 regardless of gender preference


I could watch #JohnCena all day everyday #lovehim


I really wish my friends were awake so I had people to talk to! Oh wait. What are friends? Help!


What @ashleyymariee73 just texted me>>>>>>>>>


People who look cute everyday and think they don't.


I seriously cannot stop laughing watching this


My dad has walked around the stupid track at dicks about 30 times and he still hasn't decided if he's getting the shoes...#comeon


Every time I see a diesel I get depressed its not mine


Hey guy on the motorcycle, I know it's raining, and I know your bike is \really fast\" and \"super cool\" but red still means stop."


@GremelKayla5 am I currently talking to a future directioner\ud83d\ude31


@The_JoeyJones not you silly \u263a\ufe0f


My cowboys play the Broncos today. Gonna b a good but tough ass game...we will get that W #CowboysNation \ud83c\udfc8


@jasoncollins34 More respect for you than anyone


I CHANGED MY MIND ABOUT JOINING THE NAVY AFTER THE RECRUITER PURPOSELY SABOTAGED MY CHANCE OF BEING A SEAL...


Watching the lacrosse boys and holding a bucket of drool


Attempting to catch up on all of my tv shows in one day. #thanksgiving


Instagram does video now and @mattmangrease is adamant about using Vine. Maybe it's time to install Instagram


When picking your kid's name type it into a word document if the red squiggly line shows up under the name pick another one


Wonder who that subtweet was about\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Getting ready for my first day I'd senior year tomorrow! #SundayFunday #gettingexcited


@Alauna_18 so Tuesdays the only day we work together!! I'm off Thursday & Sunday D:


For some reason, broken glass appears in my shoe once about every two weeks...


Well I locked my keys in the car thank god for AAA


It's Friday. Just a few hours to get through and then freedom!! Can't wait to see my favorite ladies #reunited #homesweethome


@PatKessler Maybe they should explain them to the refs. Don't seem to know what offensive holding is.


At the Fargo Force game! I just watched two guys beat the shit out of each other!


@cdharrison or run the world....one 5k at a time


I don't want to come off as being annoying to you.


My biggest fear is becoming the thing I hate most in this world


I literally just woke up in the worst pain ahhhhhhh!!!!


@_Jessica_Keller They can't stop our snapchat grind \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc59


I like how Vic and I's convo just went from hate to love in 3 seconds.


WHY IS MY TWITTER IN A DIFFERENT FONT. I DO NOT LIKE THIS.


We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit. #Aristotle #quotes


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 62.6 F,\nHumidity 34% ,\nWind 4.5 MPH\nDirection 247\n#weather


Watching Skins makes me want to live in the UK.


Hanging out with my sisters tonight, yeeyee @xprincesspaige @Bmw72397


I'm jealous and envy my friends with big families&they are all together now hanging out& loving life..\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12. This is why I cherish friends.


School tomorrow? Not goin. Teachers?Don't like em. Students? Can't stand em. How I feel about my school. @TasiaAlexisss


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 16.5 F,\nHumidity 63% ,\nWind 3.1 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


@glitterrr_13 I was too! I was drunk by 7 lol


@etiacpotts_ There's this one song it's called see you tonight, it's by some guy named @ScottyMcCreery it's pretty good. \ud83d\ude0d #mccreerian


@jason_ackerman pumped for tonight lets do this thing #churchlife


@cholmberg95 what are you doing this weekend


Bill mother f'in Clinton! Standing ovation of course \ud83c\uddfa\ud83c\uddf8\ud83d\udc4d


@wwsorrells welcome to the twitterverse!


I'm contemplating deleting my snap chat.. I don't give a fuck what you're doing every 5 minutes


@stuwhitney good one stu. Do you even know what catfish is?


it feels weird at school. cause of all the rules.


@destinypeeples Sometimes I think we're soul sisters.


Anyone know of places hiring in the Brooklyn/Jackson area?


You know it's hot when you hear that loud buzzing shit


the fact that i don't have my license yet makes me really sad


I'll never go to PCB.. after all the stories/pictures, you know those hotels&shit have to be ratchet af! Idc if they've been cleaned or not


oh wait people on go to hook up with people. is nvm.


The biggest problem I have at night it figuring out what I'm gonna wear for school the next day. \ud83d\ude12


@TheEllenShow how do I get to go with you to Austria.


I hate when people spell my name wrong \ud83d\ude21


Nothing i do is appreciated haha its cool


@kenn_parks I had my dvr set to record it but I'm already up so I'll watch & record too!


I hate waiting on tables because most of the people you wait on are pure assholes.


shark week over never say never.. no contest #SorryNotSorry


Lmfao my mom just called 911 on accident dumbass.


\After the all star break\" #thereturn @drose"


Yeah Im Petty.. I just like one upping mofo's, getting even, and having the last word.. #SueMe


You know we have no lives when we just stare at this stinkbug and analyze its every move at lunch @thryckowian #twitterlessParker


Oh you know, jamming out to Alvin & The Chipmunks Christmas songs at work.


who cares if I use my ugg freshener as perfume fuq w me


One day I'll find a girl to lay and watch criminal minds with me


@Ms_Scottie LMAO!!! I forgot about those frauds...I don't blame u


I woke up so early this morning \ud83d\ude23


Talk about a lucky break and bounce for the Packers.


Fact everyone is tweeting about being hungover and how much it sucks but we all know your all about to do it all over again tonight #UNH


@eavesdropann Keeping my fingers crossed -- I hate that guy :-(


You already went to Cooperstown like 4 times. We only went to Disney once.


Sleeping that extra 20minutes actually did so much


@Saedamatic @mckennaa013 please.... Your making me hungry guys


True friends don\u2019t judge each other. They judge other people.. together. -- Fat Amy (@FatAmyPosts) @LabenW65


@PeytonSharpe I just really enjoyed the movie I don't know why you have a problem with that?


Remember when the Disney Channel actually taught us valuable life lessons...?


@libbymorgannn lol you caught me at the right spot!


I don't know why I even bother getting my hopes up.


Game day!!! Go colonels!!! @hunter_haislip


hoy tengo ganas de salir avisitar a algin quien quiere q lo valla avisitar


@brittanylmonroe @bigganggg I love the book of Proverbs


if the purge was real I would kill mrs weathers first


Anyone wanna hang out tonight?? If yes text me!


Trippy by Lil Wayne will forever be my song. \ud83d\udc7d


Is homework during break really necessary!? No. It's not.


Rest in peace @RealPaulWalker  I can't believe it.


When I meet @WakaFlockaBSM that'll be the day. I will take a picture in my boxers with him \ue412\ue412\ue106


You've never felt pain if you haven't forced yourself to put a fresh floor burn under hot water in the shower. #owwwww


@ebeck406 weird! I'm in your bed! In west unity


I can't wait for moe's later \ud83d\ude0b


Stanford needs a stop. PLEASE. We'll\nNever hear end of this if Oregon wins


I'd like to thank god for all the hot guys in the world with nice arms


You don't have to keep me Fallin like this, but it sure would be cool if you did \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc9a #bs


@Iqrax1105x nope, its also an incomplete sentence seeing as it does not make any sense when read aloud.


Nothing beats the feeling of new contacts. \ud83d\udc4c   #realtalk


@Keffer23 @im_victorious23 the plot twist was actually that Keff won.


anyone ever see that Beavis and Butthead where they made fun of True Life I'm addicted to porn? because it was funny.


@Jedaphile @PianosandSpoons no jed I think you're just high on LSD again..


I literally love Morgan Deavers so much he came through Taco Bell and told me all about his win tn and he was so happy. He's the best \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude0d


So does anyone know why an ambulance was at the school earlier?


@HaleyKnowlton shit,I didn't mean to tweet that. He's a fucking loser


I miss being able to talk to you whenever I needed to ...


Playing some COD for the first time in a few months.. #BlackOps2 #Xbox


I need a cuddle buddy . I hate being at the house alone every damn night


successfully stuck to my diet and worked out today.. this is new


Why cant the cops just mind their own business?\ud83d\ude12


And I am feeling so small, it was over my head, I know nothing at all


@NotoriousWojo that explains the lineup. Landon has been in a qualifier the whole time. Hope he makes it back tho.


I really really wish Brooke would work out with me during weekend mornings but she hates me so


@12stubbs I love sleeping on the floor so that's perfect. I'll plan my flight now.


You could be the best of me when I'm the worst for you.


Omg googoodolls  if you aren't here than  you're square


Papers falling off your desk in the middle of the night while you're trying because of your ceiling fan #scariestmomentever


im so happy in less then 6 years get to live in our house so close to burns church luv that place couldnt b happier :)


@Yeezuhs okay! We driving that way tomorrow and I just hope it's clear


That could possible be the best news I have received all day


@Brookiee_G Luke is such a good brother hahaha \ud83d\ude02


@hannahdalton48 haha thank you \ud83d\ude0a


I don't know why seeing that just made me so upset \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude15


@Chelsey_Manly I'm not putting up with her talk anymore.


| I wish things could be different, I'm suffering & you act like everything is okay. It kills me.


@StrikeoutKonnor I'm aware of this fact. Anything by them is amazinf


Current Congress should issue a global apology, right after resigning. If we have to come get you, it's gonna be ugly.


The sun is on my side and take me for a ride


I got two letters for youuu, one of thems F and the other ones U #onlytwo


@jennafahr you shouldn't have told me you loved me? :(


I don't think anyone else is as excited as me for this Saturday!!!! \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


watching some movie about a Mormon bitch who thinks she got pregnant from music. it's almost as funny as the bible.


I wish I had bigger boobs. I only wear 54 FFF #tweetliketheoppositegender


I do not want to work till 4. I used to just work till 12 when I went in at 7 but no, now I get scheduled till 4.


And the branches swaying over it are an added bonus!


Let's do the fork in the garbage disposal


Your pink velour jumpsuit with your midriff hanging out was cute in 1998 girlfriend.... #fashionpolice


@cassyleann what are you working on anyway?


@taylor_laynee she does. Don't worry wrangler torments her for you


My math teacher is so bad he's close to mrs cage level


I haven't been to the rally yet, and I'm 100% fine with it.


@Terri_adtr_ I would give you everything in the world an more if you wanted it you are absolutely beautiful


@mikaylajayne32 yes can't wait! We're finally moving up on the totem pole \ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udfc0 you didn't Awnser my text or calls today!


@broseland5 awh thanks babes. you always say exactly the right things. oh and he still hasn't texted. me.


@LaurenLarn it's 4am Lauren why are you awake


Having nothing to do tomorrow? Go to the Powder Puff game at 6 PM at Mazama! It'll be a good game! \n#bethereorbesquare


Yes, it is possible to survive without McDonalds


Skipping my class to go to Hickory Park with @semendemon10 #priorities


Syd gets in my car with two fish, Little Dicky and Sucker. \ud83d\udc20\ud83d\udc1f #Lord


But yeah I'm going to lay on the beach for a couple more days.


@S_grastY can someone give me a rebel hell yeah?!?!


Going golfing without @AllaboutheU #ditcher


It's a different story when the shoe on the other foot ...... RIGHT!


What @Hannah_Mack2016 told me at lunch today! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


I wish I could find a girl with a good personality


@NicNacSays I had to work when they were at the borgata \ud83d\ude2d


@Bc_Ruckle kids sketching through the old photos


@iamTM_11 I will always believe in you and our Skyhawks!\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d\u270c\ufe0f\ud83d\udc4a\ud83c\udfc8


If one more person says \You're not pregnant are you?\" \ud83d\ude12 No. I just don't feel good!"


@Alex_tisdelle again, it's fucking ridiculous how much of a tool you are.


Sick of the \taking over\" mentality by people at my job. You can't do what I do but if you think you can have the fuck at it."


Sorry dinner isn't ready when you come down the ONE time tonight don't make my sister feel bad because of it


All that I'm after is a life full I laughter


I love feeling accomplished after a hard long run


Jenna turned into a little stoner sloot. Who woulda thought


Those \I love you more\" fights. >>> \ud83d\ude0a\u2764"


@TILL3Y_TIM3 I can't help it:(!! I have the worst luck!


@tylerembke you must be eating organic again!... That stuff will kill yah lol


@clswcat25 @joeymcintyre so awful. Trying hard to look at the heros. Running towards the gates to help :(


Seriously cough up about 5 lungs lastnight.


@Katcalabro the chiefs and patriots uniforms look crazy too!


\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc4d\u2764\ud83d\udc8b @CremeDeLaCrum: \So, I am quitting cigarettes because I promised my bff I would. If you know me, you know I don't break promises. :)\""


I'm really not tooooo into rap music anymore, but the new remix to Bugatti is pretty kickass.


@queso_master you did not go there alone


@kierstjo omg I know.. this is seriously the first day I havent seen you in a week


I've never felt so sick from the sun \ud83d\ude37


Late night trips to wawa for coffee = \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01


\Come swinging like the fucking count is 0-2.\" #Sirens @SkizzyMars"


Rollin down to Rochester w/ @shawnischiesser for a gsm for @taytayhurley13 huge push before #Breakthrough2013! Play till the final whistle.


But im gonna be on vacation on the first week I'm susposse to work >>>>>>


@lizz_gallagher I prefer the term \white trash\" thanks."


@KelseyNicole57 looks like I'm failing lol


Well fml my phone is at 30% i wish my phone battery didnt have such an impact on my mood


Gosh @BradPaisley is a big box of sexy gorgeousness. His hat is just a super handsome bonus. #lovehim #CMAs


@Harry_Styles why must you wear black leggings all the time.


Who wants to hangout today? I have no life.


@brausch1991 I don't even know what to say to this!!


Can't believe @OliviaPrusaczyk actually brought me back sand from Mexico\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\ude18


Visited Shane at the gym and some random guy said I was a distraction to him since I'm so beautiful.. Compliment or creepy?


getting judged so hard on my movie collection right now and especially for owning and loving Drumline.... \ud83d\ude11


@spangborn HAHA are you getting old and cranky? :) #getoffmylawn.


@RedScareBot first it's Easter eggs then it escalates into Mao's plan #pinko


I hate getting my schedule even more so when I have gym 1st period\ud83d\ude12


Who wants to bring me some orange chocolate


Idk what bill is gonna do with out me for 5 days..


I want to punch this stupid bitch in the face!  #SteveWilkos


@G25Derek why don't you go play guitar hero or something you wizard


7am MRI tomorrow morning \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude34


The feeling of not wiping good enough<<<\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude37


Let's get one thing straight. NEVER WOULD I EVER FUCK WITH ANY BLACK GUYS. I'll be your best friend till the end but nothing more.


I hope @xoBeca packed her footie pajamas to bring to Boston.. your feet will thank you once you're here #tadchilly #eastcoast


Awesome game of hide and seek with @morganstaples1 @End0FLin3


I have a deep life long obsession with Taking Back Sunday.


@timmysash I'm watching my TL, If you do not want me to see DON'T TWEET IT.


@Kaylee_Nicole01 seems like it! Mines like freaking 90 degrees


Well I'm super tired so #Goodnight everyone


And when the daylight comes I'll have to go, but tonight I'm gonna hold you so close


Why's josh gotta be a meanie pants? \ud83d\ude22


I'm never getting a hair cut again. Every one tells me I look like I'm 8..


I mean no big deal me and @thestolen are kind of best friends.


I'm feeling like crap but it's awesome when I play pandora and timber is blasting! They just know I'm addicted to this song! #itsgoindown


Like half of my dreams are about cinnamon toast crunch


@SarahCa66331348 you're welcome hun! \ud83d\udc95


CHEW WITH YOUR DAMN MOTHERFUCKING MOUTH FUCKING CLOOOSSED. DAMMIT.


I wanna go watch The Great Gatsby tonight! someone come with me \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d


I have never had to pee this badly in my life!


Applebee's date with my Yoders \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc4c


Pissed that we lost. Pissed that I'm missing the bruins game. Pissed.


@Chunt2526 I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you I hate you. \ud83d\ude21 #Jerk #ItsPaybackTime


S/O to @TSwag33 my other best dewd who is super good at soccer and he likes girls and he's got a Pool Table if ya know what I mean\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0e


MTV if you cut away from JT one more time to show Talyor Swift I'm going to scream.


Why does everyone like blondes \ud83d\ude14


@aspion12 it doesn't bug me, just her. She's annoying and she's probably climaxing right now


Just hit a bucket of balls at the range. It's freezing and windy but the golf course will always be my happy escape from reality.


I'm considering saying fuck AC for New Years and killing myself on Thursday. #byepeople


@christain__15 you floored it. I'm still here.. Just me & Maggard... #awkward \ud83d\ude36


I predict 46 goals this game. Given the goalies and all the players on both teams that's not completely impossible.


Way too lazy to get dressed and go out tonight...


This cat costume was too easy to get together #idontevencare


@kaleybuchman16 @TheWorldStories @brookeelaine01 \ud83d\ude0d


My 6-2 shift is lovely.. I go home right after lunchbreak


I had a dream that I made soooooo much money today


cops look like even bigger assholes when theyre chewing gum for some reason.


The giants really have played some shitty football though #turnovers


You piss me off faster than anyone else I know... Congrats.\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


Yeah you can go smoke on that bammer over there with Craig and them. I be smoking that good weed motha fucka


I really hope my bio class is cancelled today


@triberocks just got all these tweets at one time only 10 hours later haha but yes a great day with the Browns and Indians winning!


Seriously National Lampoons Christmas Vacation has to be the best Christmas movie of all time\ud83c\udf85


I don't even get any service in here. \ud83d\ude20


This senior camp out better be a good one! #excited #senioritis


@gwaaaace oh my god youre lucky. I would be over but not gunna lie, I'm a little scared to step outside my house lol


The Little Mermaid is on!\u263a\ud83c\udf38\ud83d\udc20


Not a moment when I'm not visualizing my future. I understand most dont believe me. But most won't be there to celebrate either.


@flyin_crane42 I've tastes apple butter before. But not at the festival. Ha!


\u201c@masonwright6: I have 2 weeks off of school \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\ude03\u201d I have 1 \ud83d\ude14


Man god sure blessed me with the most amazing women to ever come into my life! So happy with her @T_Hansel_Gretel


Idkkkk how much longer I'm gonna make it. #HUNGRY


Pulling an all-nighter with @OhOhOhOReillyy #studysesh


Missing someone and not being able to do shit about it is THE worst feeling ever.


@b_armstrong23 because I miss you \ud83d\ude1e


@DraftKlassen he was good last year. Really good


Back is killing me.... I just wanna cry :(


That moment you reunite with old friends because they pass you in their military convoy on the turnpike


Woman called asking if we found her credit card 5 days ago... Really? Why haven't you called the bank and cancelled it yet?!? #dumbpeople


696969- lol, I love you! You're my bestfriend & we've had some crazy times :) I missss you, come seee me!!!!


@WhitneyGall dude I miss you too, we will have a serious cuddle sesh soon :)


My flight would have been better if I was sitting in grill class


I honestly had no clue what day of the week it is because sleeping yesterday really threw me off.


Running some errands & helping my gram on this lovely Monday.


I need it to be next Friday. My life could end up being so much better if this works out.


@Chelcie_bullock ew what why are you excited


Watkins meet today good luck everyone ! :) #wrestling


having @FREDOSANTANA300 as every background I possibly can >> \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


@GunterSydney hope you have a great night at work \ud83d\ude18


There is a difference between playing and dedication.


Yeah that ones kind of crazy, but that one is my baby<3


The Conjuring is a must see if you want to sleep with your lights on & be paranoid every night! \ud83d\ude33


@mck_e_true Congrats on the win! I knew you could do! good luck in the future!


@AutumnScriver ight! I'll let you know if I'm allowed to go or not.


My snap chats are real cuuuute this mornin.... \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude48


I've been at the pool for twenty minutes and already have been yelled at for the closed hallway #notmyfault


\u0399\u03c4 was manageable @abuyaya: \u201c@Elsie_Bacardi: Awake\u201dwhich of the versions,ope your sleep was good\"	0.0	0.0	0.0	1.0


@giselessecret There's actually a pair of em! The gals named them Stanley and Lucy! They're pretty needy when it comes to food!!! Hahaha! \ud83d\ude09


\Masters of Design = WIX\" Eileen Mason on the tools that allow her to be a web designer in her own right."


I seriously think Drivers Ed instructors are sent from above. Good luck Don! #driveontherightside


@ewyszcz I'm so mad at myself. I don't think you understand.


@Steverullo @TravisCCarroll dude I think Travis will fuck your dog up


I knew you were trouble when I walked in


And words can't describe how excited I am


@kyfan1967... Yes, I can't stop thinking about you\"	0.014	0.0	0.0	0.986


All I do is eat, sleep, and watch anime with Seth.


I look so out of place in the XC team picture #swag


@kjmoore97 at this point in my life that's the only way to end anything... Or with a hair flip either one I guess


@SonsofAnarchy   Quit saying \I don't want the fans to hate me\". #meanbitchsyndrome  #donewiththisshow"


@ENews I'm wondering where I might see the announcement of @ChristianKane01 as #HottieOfTheWeek ?


@lilgabe2st we had our mics on and it's better then the mics anyway


@saraisbrilliant don't try to be my friend we are done good bye


I wanna kiss those sexy lips \ud83d\ude09


@devin_revels @damondavis3 just wait & see


Good luck to the boys basketball game tonight in their first nic-10 conference game!


I need to get my hair dyed and trimmed again


@brycegreene13 better do some work tonight


@EthanLBaker oh so now I'm an idiot.. Thank you. #butthead


I have been in the worst mood all day, just ask @samkskeen & my momma. #BADday


@NickKittles didn't even like vines until I saw your shit haha \ud83d\ude02


@shaerick35 @JCrossover it's the combo of Crawford and MN history.


@KatieSebas @DylanRatigan Yeah! Kale-hero smoothy. I drank one and once cleaned my room! #powerfulstuff


@Shedmother such a great show, and gets better the deeper you get


If I was a freshman I wouldn't date the middle schoolers I would just let them... You know... \ud83d\ude0e


What is this movie with Miley Cyrus going undercover in a sorority? About to watch this


Unplugging peoples Christmas lights it's the funniest thing ever


People are completely done with school after today??\ud83d\ude33  My last regents is the 19th


I'm cleaning out my cup holders just for @beck_riley


Ok pandoras commercials are getting a little excessive


i hate when people say \in a nutshell\""


@MrDowdyJr I believe not just as a fan of state but football in general they could hang with any team in the country


The only good thing about today will probably be the excessive times I listen to #BANGERZ and this dunkin iced coffee.


@Candace_marie17 yup! That would be me! :)


@RyanSkomial @NICKSIENKOWSKI woooo! That's me \u263a\u2764\ud83d\udc4d


Pass me another bottle honey the j\u00e4ger's so sweet, but if it keeps you around then I'm down.


The day I win more then 300$ on a slot machine will be the best


@theresa10851539 Good morning Rose wakey wakey. Have a great Thanksgiving. I will talk 2 u in a couple days. Have family businesses by honey


A pirate flag and an island girl. \u2693 #NoShoesNation #KennyChesney


@DreamsATwrk i checked your vid out as well too , you got flow i can see that mane


Honestly guys, if you want to understand females, just check out our Pinterest boards. #perfect #realtalk


@hansonhal16 we have been sitting like this for like 10 minutes. Oh.


@JoeCasper10 @CalebGalligan TOMORROW. 1:30


@Dbells @dana_tanamachi does amazing work!


Wow just saw a truck upside-down and halfway up a tree on the I-77N here in NC. Really hope whoever was in there is alright \ud83d\ude4f


@Chris_sorley44 but ya didn't and I was laying in bed and will be tomorrow and Friday


a 19 year old domestic terrorist on the run. 19 years old.... let that sink in


I retweet things so that one person could get the hint.


I just wanna stay up all night #habbitsineedtokick


#IGotAThingFor big butts. On females. Unless she weighs over 150.


I just can't lay down and do my homework \ud83d\ude14


@AkiraGracee735 sleeeep ovaaa this weekend!!?


@xo_baaay I wish you would have... What are you doing tomorrow night


I'm a firm believer that on less than one yard on any down I'm lining my QB under center and sneaking it...every time. #oldschool


There's always something going down in this nothing town #JasonAldean


I woke up and it was still dark outside... I thought it was the middle of the night.. Nope, 7:00.


@AKA_Lurn no I don't understand what the deal is I haven't really tried to find out though.. Lawl


Always wanted to see Rob Zombie live and of course he comes here with 15 other bands that I don't really care for... #whattodo


where is the Dairy Queen in Cleveland?!?


As much as I hate driving home through Virginia, the sunrise over the mountains is beautiful.


@cfrench1991 I should. Maybe I'll just be a prostitute at least I would know my own schedule


@clay_brimm I bet you actually could with all your nerdy si-fi humbo-jumbo


Crazy thing about it, I ain't into him at all. I just wanna see if you still care.


@allieladron you can't tell me what to do you're not the boss of me #imabigkid


Wearing spandex to bed is the greatest thing eveeerrrrrr.


Haha stfu you don't know what your talking about.


I might be getting rid of my twitter account I don't know yet@anniebosko


I'm gonna \ud83d\ude4f we get all our back owed $ cause this mama wants a vacation \u2600\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf1e\ud83d\udc2c\ud83d\udc33


@nataliek__ if my brother stops I will, what do you want


You take a breath right out of me\nYou left a hole where my should be\nYou gotta fight just to make it through\nI will be the death of you


New years is my fav cause you just get drunk and fuck


swear abby is gonna take me to get food.


Unemployed. Hoping I'm not retired. We will see? But job at 60 a challenge.  Wish me luck.


@sydneymanns i haven't talked to you in like 2 days...... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


I don't understand why people call fat, im not fat im big boned! #abunchofassholes #notmyfriends


I really wish @SHouser16 was coming to IBC. I could see her everyday because I live two minutes away from there. #lifemade


Cooking dinner, cleaning the house & then relaxing. Productive day :)


S/O to @PrestonBeyers for an awesome race and placing 20th!! Ill get you next time! #XC


@emily43bennett I have a feeling.. And I guess it doesn't matter you'll be getting them from the douchelords not me! #problemchild \ud83d\ude02\u270c


We all officially have Twitter now! #Miracle @KaylaBerry16 @KrisKenn3 @kjmcconvi @ecargyentruok @callmeKatnis


Thunder just rattled the whole house bad!


That sounds so good right now \ud83d\ude0d


@meganguza @412jasmine @BreakingNewzman Haha. It's definitely an experience.


Heading to Lambeau Field for work today. Going to be a great time. Saving lives and #Packers   What's not to love?


can't wait to go home where I'm not being woken up every 5 minutes since 6am


proud of my girl @kailandbullshit for getting accepted <3 love you


I don't want to be in class today... Then again I never wanna he in class #thestruggle


@DAVIDMDRAIMAN sorry 4 the language, it just angers me. They shouldn't be aloud 2 do it period or be able 2 buy up all the tickets 2 do so.


I have like 3 hours of sleep. I'm going back to bed\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


@footlongfarmer I love when you serenade me to Chris young:) hahahahaha


Yeah me and Cody don't need to go to mentoring today. It's fine


2hr delay+getting out early=pointless day of school #daymade


After today, I'm gonna have some wine. Yes.


@RoboTravis @clewis_3 one of the best nights!


@kenziezwiefs @BeeMoneyyy I drive a.camry.. but hey. Its never broken down!


@MrJDScott How about saying both of you look hot.


Ashiyan takes forever to text back. @ashiyanfrisby11


@Jeterlover the mom like left at 17 then went back. Then she left got shunned and went back. Why? I told you they make less and less sense


Hello half price apps at Applebee's \ud83d\udc4d @bgeesey


#UMD, where your student id can also double as an ice scraper.


It\u2019s ridiculous that celebrities can spend a year of my college tuition on like, a necklace like it\u2019s nothing and I can\u2019t even afford a taco


I know my God is still God, and you've got my back \ud83d\ude4f\u261d\ud83d\ude4c


@alexxdunn actually Sara's in prison lol nooooooo unless you're calling to tell me Dolly's dead you will wait 16mins


I'm pretty sure that the fights are my business. Not yours. #thirdwheel


If you want to think that way, go right on ahead. Don't care in the least.


@GrooveGoddess You are a rare breed u make alot of woman happy.We look forward 2 see what Traci is going2do today u make people smile _/\\_


@leaaaa826 I'm watching it :) I'm so excited


You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.


@AlexisPampena So I heard they are building a PINK store in downtown Pittsburgh in August?! WE ARE GOING TO THE GRAND OPENING.


It is literally gonna take us forever to get home today.


If no one comes from the future to stop you from doing it than how bad of a decision can it really be...#Philosopher


The incline has been conquered. Met some lovely Spanish lady along the way.


You looking for the goodies keep on lookin cause they stay in the jar


No I'm not crying I have allergies. Stop asking.


On the other hand I have a job for the next month, and they gave me a 20$ gift card, so swag


I think the only person I want to see today is @JustinaSpurloc1 \ud83d\udc9a


HOLY FUCKING SHIT NSYNC!!!!\ud83c\udf80#MTVVMA #bringingsexyback


@JenniferNettles Radio Release day for #ThatGirl!! I've been waiting for forever. I can only imagine how excited you are! Congratulations!


American reunion is on prolly the funniest movie ever!!


I wanna be in your arms rn....oh wait \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude2d


I'm gonna have fucking gray hair by next week.


Girl behind me in old navy: \there's this one guy in talking to he's 40. and another one, I think he's 19. That's still legal. I'm only 26\""


Still waiting for the first time I see someone answer their watch phone. It's going to be great.


I wish lil ceaser's would bring back the 12 slice square pizzaa it was the best


@Blanksntime In my book a dim star is better than an extra.


@erk1214 just keep changing majors every four years, kent state will become your own personal Neverland where you never have to grow up


Such a beautiful morning, happy Christmas Eve everyone!


I got my lunch packed up, my boots tied tight, I hope I don't get In a fight.


You can only blame the world for your troubles for so long.


i really hope im not making the wrong decision....


Safe to say I don't even care, you're both pathetic


@KirbyTurbak no because I would treat it with love and feed it and give it a name.


The boy just told me I can't wear purple or pink ever again and he will like me again. Thank god!


What the point in being called friends lol #Hmu


And it's some hard times in the neighborhood, but why can't every day be just this good?


@JeremyPond we look like poop!  AJ been off badly tonight


@miss_ashweeee I just had the best idea! I can come visit you one day next week on my spring break!!


I don't think many people realize how stoked the seniors are to be done with the bullshit and be away. We are ready to move on with life. #\ud83d\udc4d


Hahahahaha this celebrity game is too funny


You get upset because we aren't close, and act like its my fault. It's hard to love someone who couldn't even fake it to you for 16.5 years


If I had $1 for every bobby pin I've lost, I'd be one rich mofo.


Hopefully my mom says \awe jasmine you're already late, forget about school and we can go dress shopping early\""


It sucks looking at someone you love and knowing things will just never be the same..


Lives change like the weather, I hope you'll remember today is never too late to be brand new\ud83c\udfb6


Kimber stop crying. I'll bring you ice cream to make you feel better.


To have a bonfire Sunday or not to have a bonfire .. That is the question #PerfectWeather


Man the little sisters in the first #bioshock game are truly hideous children. Even when healed.


The battle scars on my legs from last night < \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02


Sometimes you just have to make your own way. \u2728


Luke Bryan is the most perfect human on the planet. #ily #bestnightever


@britt_stinson sounds good, miss you too biff !


I swear I can't talk to my mom about anything.


Two \ud83d\udc4f days \ud83d\udc4f till I see my best friend is this real life \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\ude0d @Gabby_Foreman


Joe Namath is probably drunk off his ass on that float right now


@OmarBizzyNajjar I'll see you at 12 tomorrow chuzzin


Whenever the tables turn and you like me, I will friendzone you SO HARD. I can't deal with people like that.


A relationship is not based on the length of time we spent together, it's based on the foundation we built together.


@roney_sarah hahahah miss you too sarbear!


I'm always eating by myself in the union


@cwhinn18 @BrianneTaylor11 @Jessica_Lyn_16 sorry not sorry!


Need to go to blooms this weekend or I will cry


@ChelsGagliardo thanks girl! But I have gained 30 since high school. If I lose it all I think that's when I'll look sick \ud83d\ude04


Can't imagine ever going the speed limit on the highway


@Danny_Patel @TylerXC_204 I guess it's cool to be shitty.. \ud83d\ude14


hhaaalllpppp! my bed has captured me and won't let me go! :o


Like hit 1 hut 2, girl who back there? I'm back there.


Well that chem test fucked me good! #failed


@Juaneskalante you retweeted a picture of Shemar Moore :-)


@JesseYocum @NDoe377 Lol I really don't want to say that he's wrong, considering that he's majoring in that area.... but he's wrong.


Waking up and going to work with this horrible headache is not okay \ud83d\ude16


It is a good place to raise your kids if you actually know how to parent. One of the best rated school districts in Ohio.


Wisconsin's gonna roll the tide in 2015 #InStaveWeTrust


@emilyyflorence same my voice sounds like A chain smoker if that makes you feel better


@threetwins @WholeFoods @FairwayMarket Not close to either of those mkts. Will keep eyes open though. Thanks.


@_ambrose6 the world is a wonderful place bro


I'm so tired of everyone being such shitty friends to each other. Come the fuck on.


@alvinturner4 New shop in a old building!


@SonnyLoco arkansas just got a new coach.. Wait till next season.. Tigers will go running home with their tails between their legs!


@lyssabcollins I know \ud83d\ude14 but it helps me not get fat.


Rockin nye with @lchapman95068 and mom! #twobestpeopleever


Gas literally jumped 40 cents from yesterday to today. #wtf


Retail therapy always puts me in a better mood #goodday \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


I'm an amazing person. & if you can't see that then its your loss.


Last Saturday shift at Tjs and I'm working with my babes @Melanielaurenxx @whatstephanie \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc95


Get to wear my shoes to David's \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude0d


I've never met anyone as good at losing things as me. #fml #frustrated


K guess I'm not playing a board game since we don't have any.


Every time I wear a knitted headband my step dad tells me to take my turban off \ud83d\ude12


@Alixx_Hudsonn hahaha good one. \n#GotMe


@JeremyFinch3 can you hear me yelling in this because i dont wanna watch


Twitter app isn't working. I might die in the next 20 minutes.


\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc8e you are gorgeous and you seem so fucking sweet.\n\np.s can't wait to live together and be bad bitches


@JTlove11 cam and I did one night and nailed eye of the tiger @camklos


@ashlynn_oxox lol I only speak the truth


Nothing. I really just can't believe it. I thought for sure I'd wake up to something.


@bmurrrifield08 that's what I thought! \n#Ilovebeingright


Listening to christmas music with jack\ud83d\ude08


@jord444n lmao ya! It the mic typer u just say random shit and it types it and it usually comes out funny!


@alyb1490 bottle of wine? Maybe two? We can do three?


When you don't know what you want in life <<<


Buffalo wild wings after a swim meet #yum #lovethatplace


@emilyga79967928 sad to say we missed a new ep of #vanderpumprules today \ud83d\ude26


liv and my brother just chased me around with a bug on a toothpick for literally a half hour


@JaredWebb86 we should be playing tomorrow night


TFT I haven't ate in 13 hours.<< wtf,\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


David's story on snapchat is 1,534 seconds long...why...


@tayyyy_4 yeah I wish too, can only hope for the best


@chibimarrow yea the initial set up is never fun, once you get it running I'm sure you'll see an improvement from the old one


It's the little things in life. #blessed


He laws of physics mean nothing when doing Fran.  There is no possible way that that's the same way at the end as it as at the beginning.


I need @taylor_terlizzi to get out of softball camp so I can talk to her


@kbockstahler so muddy for sleeping all day! Haha


Friends will forever be my favorite show.


@onedirection 's vocal cords are God's gift to the world


Baby, lets don't call it a night. Love the way you're holding me tight. \ud83d\udc9b\ud83c\udfb6


@DeeFoster01 make surety get a meal and for sure eat in. Just like red lobster and It fills you up.. \ud83d\udc4d


@taylorjohnston4 we can go be roadies or something \ud83d\udc81


@DBest_24 ahh miss you more! Kiss that sweet girl for me;)


@TPOTO_Va_JBlove what am I supposed to do for that hour? I'm going to starve an I'm not walking to McDonald's every day to eat.


@amanda_pannda7 not for about 3 weeks! Cheer every day and on the weekend !


I've been craving a peanut butter sandwich since last month and my mom never got peanut butter <<<<


@JaredTurner8 @mayaaclark yeah cause they are real hawk fans.


This GB Packers implosion is making my insides smile. And we know who is the team to beat...


@TheRealTwrecks hiiiiii you're pretty much perfect. Now come kiss me \ud83d\udc81


Always nice going to sleep after talking to her :)


Guess I'll be brushing my hair with a barbie brush this morning \ud83d\ude12


Hope Dean doesn't think I'm hanging out with Jim all next weekend again. #RatherNot


@ScottBuchhalter uh... did I do something??


Don't you worry about getting fixed up. When you wake up you're pretty enough. \ud83c\udfb6


@iwillnotsinkk WE NEED A PLAN FOR LUNCH TOMORROW


Fed Up... Wish I Could Find That One To Make Things A Little Easier :/


Nice return by this guy.. I can be a fan of the CFL if I see stuff like this


@isafurlini25 I never judge im just having fun.


Class tomorrow.. questionable If I make it or not!


Safe travels homies! See y'all on Monday morning in Austin @theolodgefl @whobarrycarew @slaamber #SXSW


I don't think it's right to risk everyone's lives on the road because you wanted to drink. That could be someone's daughter, or brother.


There's an entire page dedicated to the Jonas brothers #MiddleSchoolObsession


@landon_cooper1 so? Yea theyre crazy but they dont make up for all of mtown lol


Everything I do just isn't fucking good enough.


I hate to think that all you have of me is a memory


I really thought I was gonna get caught up this time too. #figures


Thought I was doing good by stretching  before a run, then realized I only sat on the floor to lay down by the vent and go back to sleep.


Sitting in orientation and the RN instructors name is mary gallagher. Wonder if her middle name is Catherine.. #supastahh!!


What was that statement even supposed to mean? Did it actually have a purpose?


@brandycatanese cause they lost there mojos


@BfAiR_22 I saw you in Chrisman yesterday? I think you we're at the car wash.


Woo. Made weight, that was too close \ud83d\ude30


@hannahmattson it's the sociology is.... Thing


@TyrikThomas_85 that happens to me too. I had this little pistol so I wasn't about to mess with the Black Panthers.


If everyone can have it, then I sure as hell don't fucking want it.


It looks reallllly weird when girls have actual abs :| I mean a little definition, yes but full out abs, no.


I love how like 700 pictures of @hayleighcook96 and non of the are decent pictures of her or the both of us together.


Expecting a great good morning text. \u2764


My new bathing suit is kinda weird but I like it


So excited for @ElevateChurch_  this weekend! It's gonna be siiiiiick. #DudeLetsMakeADeal


Get some draft picks, an above average point guard and build up.


Why do they always have to be older than me \ud83d\ude15


It pisses me off when my mom yells my name and then says nothing back. #CouldYouNot


lost somewhere in between nothing and something.


When is the appropriate time to stick a straw in a bottle of j\u00e4ger and throw the middle finger to the 9 days left until Christmas break?


What is the point of stopping an entirely cars length away from the cross walk ? #ranting


because I actually work my body out and break a daMN MOTHERFUCKING SWEAT


obama has stepped up his a game in speeches #impressed #credit


the fact that i was just walking and i fell into a trashcan todayy. \ud83d\ude02


My pastor just told me I would make an excellent pastor's wife. #winning \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc96


I didn't even brush my hair or let alone take my hair out of the messy bun I woke up with today for work. #messy #yolo


I hope my car doesn't have snow on it because I'm not cleaning it off


My dad and aunt are subtly giving each other the finger. My family is the epitome of love.


It's his face!!! Let it go if he wants to shave he will shave when he is ready!!!


@MarkMaddenX make sure you don't answer me :)


@HARDROCK Awesome, thanks! I have just been entering receipts online while I was waiting.


@BrynSalow haha yeah! That's better :) lol


Congratulations to @chunxmkgee for becoming a Marine Corps poolee tonight :) Proud of him <3


@iam_themoon This is why I love you\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@reformedpita @danielnichols9 @narddoglover Caleb wins.


I wish I could squeeze the sadness out of people with a giant hug


I remember the good ol days like it was yesterday...maybe again someday


Apparently I'm a typical white girl lol.


@blackhawksbaby It has to do with the possibility of a rainout on opening day. People who got the opening day tickets special would lose out


@mandisaofficial our church took a bunch of college kids


@connor_m_88 you guys are having another dance...


Someone camping out at sally b , or having a fire tonight?


Everyone claims to be an athlete, and I'm gonna be straight up, I'm definitely not an athlete.


There are a lot of things I'd love to say right now but then again


I can't stand seeing couples act like they hate each other after a break up.


I have to dress up as the \tin man\" from the wizard of oz this weekend... Why do I work at hallmark?? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02"


Choosing a hate placement for a pony tail is actually kind of a daunting task.


@CHELSIEFARAH the problem is you probably need to smoke to remember where you put it


Watching Grease for the second time today.


@traehill5 good choice. I need to go today but I don't even know my way around yet.


One of those sleepless nights. Damn I thought I was done with this bull shit..\ud83d\ude14


@LateNightJimmy Shaq!! Love the outrageous games and bets between you two. Ha ha