GAME. OVER. Bruins win 2-0, up 2-1 in the series. Shutout for Tuukka, Paille and Bergy with the goals.


pretty little liars is so intense. #love


@spuddy009 What do you average from 60 yards?


@jemelehill @michaelsmith @hisherspodcast lol that's just stupid. Draft is super boring. Rams vs Titans, Giants vs Bills, Steelers vs Cards.


\So we beat on, boats against the current, borne back ceaselessly into the past.\" #TheGreatGatsby #Finished."


I don't know what I want in life, except for a beer.


I don't miss you I don't want you back but I sure do miss the crazy times we had.


Double date with @cbailey010 @MariaWagner1 and @p_gilliland


\In today's world, people are asking less and less, 'Is it true.' And more and more people are asking, 'does it work?'\"\n\n@davidlindell"


#Austin&Ally good show to watch before bed. :-)


I wish I didn't have class tomorrow. I could really use the extra sleep.


@riahhay oh well I'll get all my homework done and then we can maybe hangout hahahaha


Literally lose it every time I see her twitter name \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'm gonna have the biggest farmers tan ever!


@Scott_Conway9 9893972399 I got a new phone


\@VyntajSoul: I just really, really wish I could be in Buffalo right now with my Grammy.. I'm just at a loss for words right now!!\""


I love being in the middle of an argument, realizing I'm wrong, and still winning the argument.


Cudi's best album is, man on the moon volume II.


@gretchen_nowatz did you know the main character in that movie is from LeMars? #FunFact


@RyanDungey is the same height and weight as me...and we have the same middle name! Thats awesome!


@eiddaMSimko were forcing Zach to go with us btw


My house smells like cupcakes right now and it makes me want to throw up\ud83d\ude37


Guess you should take your own advice .\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude36


I need to see a picture of Lebron's shoes right now.


Ok now the longer you make me wait the more money you gonna be spending on food. Hurry the hell up.


So uhm we need a place to go. Stranded in New Jersey \u270c


@mayagirl_15 no joke! i wish my husband would look that.


I kinda want klaus and Caroline to get together!!!


Shouldn't be behind the wheel like this again.


@LilFeistyFeist dang I have a bruise from that ride ahaha


we all find out if the world is against me or not today


I wish I could've kissed that perfect gal under the fireworks tonight. \ud83d\udca5\u2728


Lightbulb went out and made the loudest noise #scariestmomentofmylife


Something that is earned, not given, is more appreciated. And slowly, Lebron is earning the label of best basketball player of all time.


\It's not just a women's issue. It's an enormous human rights issue.\" @NickKristof on men writing about sex trafficking #wsuvpals"


@RachelHaleMusic @brett_hopper11 awesome thanks!  You rocked


Like I don't even care if I'm annoying on Twitter.\ud83d\udc81 #rebel


I really wish my dad would stop talking to me. He's so annoying \ud83d\ude49


Watchin a movie and getting fuckin drunk


Seriously Legacy halftime is awful. 28 minutes of nothing. \ud83d\ude10


Could you two please stop making out every single morning #juststop #getaroom


Convinced myself I was over you acted like you don't exist. It was going great! Then you just had to show up in my dream last night.. #sigh


Lol I sad 24 more tweets but it's actually 74.


@sharp_ashley lolol we can tell each other everything tho n its not weird at all!!!


@LeeAnnAnderson headin to FL for a bit. Long drive there but plenty of friends once i am


@923TheFan @KileyBooms we only use analogies for things that are hard to understand. Nothing hard to understand here. Weeden sucks. Simple.


It's the best movie I have seen, the ending is the best, even though I'm so shocked and upset that's how it happened!


My dad is talking to one of his workers and they are talking about how the guy can't count to 25 ... Dead lord


Plot twist: We actually had school today.


I wish I could make it to @ehamm11 senior night \ud83d\ude29


Cleaning my room out. Getting rid of a lot lemme know if ya want anything


Don't be afraid to admit you made a mistake


@AceTrainerChris we both may have to wait. They probably won't have any xbox ones till February


I blame my high pain tolerance for my character flaws


My life is one big mystery. I never know whats gunna happen.


@xonikkiLouise hahaha i hope so. not till next year boo. lol


@bkyoungn of course I agree, but hey picking on Twitter is fun


@ChaseGoddard should bring her over for a play date!


Has anyone noticed how increasingly difficult it is to download music illegally nowadays? Like what a rip


@chancesmommy13 thanks bby. \ud83d\ude0a


@EScottSmith is a great at painting nails \ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc9c


when I listen to like we used to i wonder if you do the same things with her that we used to do and it makes me sad because I miss us kinda


@Bo_cephus22 ill talk the way I want , k ?


Can't wait to see the rest of my family later\u2764\ufe0f


This dude in a bow-tie needs to get off my tv and the nation needs to be introduced to @JennyDellNESN


I will never go shopping with my mom ever again


Today has been such a great day \ud83d\ude0d


Just got GTA 5. Won't be having a social life for a few months. Peace.


Highlight of the day, watching rap video at work with colleagues and boss recognizing his sister in said video!


@FRONZ1LLA straight up calls out Ronnie radke on the new album! Fronz is one bad fucker that isn't afraid of shit. #AboutThatLife


Wait until I get out..!! \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude09


@RebeccaaJohanna I've had to go on what seems to be the same diet too..no caffeine, alcohol, fried foods \ud83d\ude2d all the good stuff !!!


I want someone to spend the holidays with this year. \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81\ud83d\udc8f


Why do I even bother coming to math anymore


@TNADixie I wanna see shark boy Johnny Devine Doug Williams and senshi


Fire alarm in the library! And the timing couldn't be better! I'm pretty sure I just ruined 177 databases..


Orientation at Jersey Mike's today! #newjob


Can't wait to be out of this place \ud83d\ude4f


#LetItRip My wife teaches inner-city Detroit youth. The stories of disrespect of authority and blatant apathy are awful. This is cyclical.


i wish i was special so fucking special\nbut i'm a creep, i'm a weirdo \nwhat the hell am i doing here\ni don't belong here


I will probably end up staying home and doing AP, knowing me.


@WAREdachapstick oh Lord!  Can't wait to gear it


hi will someone go see catching fire with me when I come home \ud83d\ude2c


Everyone left & I'm fresh out the shower. I think it's time for bedtime \ud83d\ude34


Maybe I just need a break from everything.


@taymess and I'm proud of it!  \ud83d\ude0e


Goodnight. I know I'll sleep good tonight. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udc95


@NotoriouS_E_F_B cause if thy talk crazy like tht and run in to niggas like @STLCitystylez they gone be crying haha


So happy i have new years eve plans \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4f


@LaiceyTatum Sorry @TheJug37 she's my fav.


@J_Patterson15 I don't even comprehend what you say because it's always so stupid


Best snap chatter in the game today is hands down @justcallmePetey #OG


@LexiMunoz2 @_Menziess @ohhsareen who wants to drink?


I can't wait to get outta here there's nothing left for me to try to fix here:/


@hill_katirue22 when in doubt, twerk it out. \ud83d\ude02


Everyone comes into your life for a reason.. some for good or bad, they may shape us, break us, but in the end they make us who we are...


When your GUY roommate expects you to shovel??? Haha is he serious. Do not ask me that again. #inyourdreams


Lance is laying in my bed like he's gonna sleep with me... Uh no you little toe biter!!!!!!! #crazycatlady


But in the end they'll judge me anyway, so whatever


Emily calls me and asks me how I like my name pronounced, girl I've known you for 14 years and you're gonna ask me how my name is pronounced


So my kid wakes up leaves, gets home leaves, gets home again,leaves again comes home and now headed to @kelllydancer


I have to hold my breath to point of passing out with some customers. Like how do you not know you smell that bad!? \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37


@Amber_Ike I hope not!! But I'm at least walking by myself this morning. So that's a plus! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0a


Bridget is coloring right now and I'm jealous bc I don't have a pen


just blow dried my hair and they're gonna be wet again when i'm getting out of the car.


@TheRealPsherman are you still at my house?


Upset that @DPrez304 wasn't at the game tonight. #LiarLiarPantsOnFire


#BeerBarrel in a few with the best woman and friend you could ever find. Well next to me, that is. Bahaga @E122690


I want a massage, like a real, legit, lay on a table in a dark relaxing room massage.


about to go into the weight room for the first time at ping... let's see how much I get judged


Someone go to lunch with me \ud83d\ude12


As lame as it sounds I get a new pair of Christmas pajamas every year... It's a tradition. @Victoriafaith02


Its not even that i dont understand.... I just wish my brain worked that way.


@ShannonCreane we need to go together soon \ud83c\udfca\ud83d\udc95\u2600


I really can't stand a few people in my school


Wind 0.0 mph SSE. Barometer 30.11 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 71.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 78%


Deff not wanting to go to work now that I know the idiot host is going to be the only one with me..Ugh I'm going to have to do everything!


My friends at alive, come to the lake! \u26f5\ufe0f


Just heard a story about a student-athlete who wanted a release to explore her options at other schools. #NADCA13


Cory and lea were supposed to get married in 2 weeks omg. So sad.


Working at the expo tonight! Come visit me \ud83d\ude0a


Tuesday comes closer and closer everyday


Anybody want a cat? Preferably to a child-free home. She's 3 years old and loves attention.


Delaney's convinced me to make the Orioles my second favorite team behind the horrible phillies


#2013TaughtMe people are never who you think they are.


I care more about @amandabynes than I do about the #RoyalBaby


Ever have a shitty dream about somebody close to you and you just wake up instantly pissed off at them? Lol.


@shylerrleigh I think you meant @TylerJade13 is a asshole.


I love going to lunch when no one else does cause then I don't have to deal with any of the wierdos #Loner


I drink out of our milk jug at this time every single night #weirddd


@2RoadsBrewing what do you guys have available for growler fills today? And you fill other breweries growlers right?


I literally forfeit. I don't care. I GIVE UP


@ThaRealJuicyNay I haven't seen you for what feels like an eternity.


I just found a thumb tack stuck on my butt cheek. I couldn't even feel it


I CAN NOT FIND A IPHONE 5C CASE ANYWHERE


Will these red carpet interviews ever get not awkward? #Grammys


Lilliana's attitude right now is too much. I can't deal with two kids right now.


Literally just cried over this kids sweet message to me... Omg I love sweet genuine people :')


Built a home made ice rink in my parents back yard


When life throws out questions with hard to find answers. There is one \ud83d\udcd6 that holds the key!


I can't tell you that I love you if I don't mean it..


Like no ms campa I already fucking took this test and it was your fault so dont laugh and tell me I can take it again you stupid bitch


Great now I gotta go and try and play a game yay for me


My sister is a lowlife and always will be she can't even take care of her kids she yells for me to get them an screams at them #unfit #bye \ud83d\udc4b


I managed to have @jdawgs for lunch and @ChipotleTweets for dinner. It's been a good day.


I'm being such a good photographer today, @jessicakay11 & @xoashjade are gonna understand so much more after seeing all these \ud83d\ude1c\ud83c\udf3d\u26a0\ufe0f\ud83d\ude9c\ud83d\udca8


The old @HoodieAllen songs I just found though >>>


@ADGregMcGarity They got Henry and Kamara so they are putting him on the side. What is the chance he will contact UGA?


@jakenicholass you can take a nap and tweet at the same time \ud83d\ude33


For the record I find most people cute so just take this as me calling everyone out


Speaking of daylight. I haven't seen it from my room in a few days xD


@OLD_HAM_isgross nappy time for manda\ud83d\ude0b


there's a pink cloud an it's so pretty\ud83d\ude22 #gimme


They'll be back next year, they lose Curry, Plumlee, and Kelly. But they get Rodney Hood, Andre Dawkins, and Jabari Parker


Why do we have class on Monday and Tuesday next week?! I mean, come on...


@shakiirrra has the coolest profile pic right now. So there's that


@Karen_Aviless it hasn't came out yetttt?


He said what'll it be? I said the good stuff.


Honestly @Carlos_Sucks is the love of my life \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude3b


If we had The @ContainerStore in the area, i would be very very poor


Please pray for my dog Buster. He is very sick. He keeps shaking and can't stand up on his own. Hoping the vet will know what to do :(


@MyFoxTampaBay There is something sadly sick and wrong with people who can't even elevate their thoughts to common decency & public health.


If you live at my house for a day you'll understand why I can't be on a diet with all this junk food.


@thall767 @el__mierda haha ya it's retarded


I cannot stand some of the girls around here. Being a bitch isn't gonna make you friends.


They didn't want to talk to Caitlin and I.


@richeisen And Atari Bigby is computer generated.


Got lucky and just found an AR-15! Snatched that sucker up before anyone else could! #Merica


@eivandevender I'm confused as to what the bad decision is...


I deal with the most immature, annoying people. I shouldn't have to go through this.


@taylormcghan shit. Tell that Bitch to give me $625 to fix my car and another $400 for my bills this week.


I know the prices fit because I watched them fall away


All I wanna do is lay around and listen to the theme from Taxi.


@RandyHouser always comes on #TCN at just the right time! Let me show you how, country feels...


@xoBriBaByyxo I POUNDED THE DOOR 3 TIMES. I didn't want to break the door


The final two episodes of the last airbender are the best.


@CalebSBailey really. Lets do it. When you gonna be home?


cactuses are just oversized prickly cucumbers


@jleigh_traylor abby says she misses you


But me I'm drinking all day here on island time!


#ASKEJ why do u think the pens are going with vokun and not fleury in a must win game ?


Values in my life have really changed the last 2 weeks .. Never been so inspired in my life


All you need is 20 seconds of insane courage and i promise you something great will come out of it


@Kay_Pot25 I'm going home for a little but how about after \ud83d\ude09


? She is gone? Who did this? I will find #and destroy them!\"	0.0	0.0	0.0	1.0


What I have plans? Am I being punk'd? Wheres Ashton...


..live with this abdominal pain for the remainder of my life. #woo


This summer is so boring. Absolutely nothing to do around here.


@weareFoCo @MiguelCabrera Do u guys make Chris Smith bobbleheads? U know the #scrub that doesn't even ride the pine for the KNICKS?


ESPN always overhypes a game then it turns into being a blow out \ud83d\ude11


When you bond a friendship through music>>>>>> #loveit


I wish Saab was still in business. I would drive the crap outta one


Home alone again! Beginning to get used to it. Which is sad!


He doesn't take the Vet's treats, because he's just too good for them.


I wish I had friends and I wish @Reedy_19 wasn't in Florida #loner


I wish I had more freckles, I find them adorable


@TrevDon what time is that fox @TheReal_Jlh going to be on TV tonight? #TheClientList #BMS


Black is grey and yellow white\nBut you decide which is right \nAnd which is an illusion


@hunter_hmcc7 no the trophy goes to amber for being the most stinky!!!


The awful awful awful moment when you can't decide which nail polish color to paint your nails with


I'm so gifted at finding what I don't like the most


@k_connolly_ no it's fine haha I hate my stepdad


It's just one of those days where everyone is annoying me.


@_True2Myself_ I have the exhilaration set.


@heyoitskatie CAUSE YOURE PRETTY AND WON'T ACCEPT IT


RIP Jean Stapleton. Your character Edith Bunker was without a doubt the best female character on tv ever. Womens lib owes so much to you.


@maevefmoran same thing I've been saying. We will see I guess. Parking there sucks so bad, wonder how this is gonna work.


If you like it, then you should bring me chinese food.


@suburbantraffic Where ya goin'? \ud83d\ude03


@jlynnn007 I have to go by your work and put gas in the truck


My brothers gonna pay me to do his history work. Is this real life? #easymoney


I want to take a little ride with youuuu\u2764\ud83c\udfb6\u2600


Ok well idfk where Emmy went, so I guess she can come to bed once she decides to


@shaneraiman I'm going to the game though and I'm tailgating so idk if I'll be available.


I always wondered what you look like naked


@kaylee_marie124 awe thank you!\ud83d\ude0a


The fact that its 2013, but yet I still can't send a 10 fucking second video >=( this is fucking bullshit!


@MachineGunMiah @ninetytwotrill this has to stop guys


I wonder if ill be locked out of my house when I go home #pissedoffparents


Squeak squeak \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udebd @maylovestein


Wasting the day away with bob and Beckster


@_aprilhunt @karaelle1832 stop she just keeps getting better oh my god


Seriously going to bed now! Workouts in the am. #1moreDay #Preseason


Cause the first one, he don't really seem like he know what to do


Yeah I'm not taking those college summer classes \u270b I need a break


Another S/O to my boys at Wellington High School #good luck @WellingtonGolf


First valentines together...and i ruined it...Im horrible.


You're confusing and unpredictable.. Ill never get it


I want a real man , \ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfb6


Forgot to log out on the computer \ud83d\ude33 better do that before @tays_tweet gets home and gets me back!!! \ud83d\udc1d


Little do you know you do the same thing.


Can't wait to eat this Cheese Stake only ate 719 calories today plum, corn chips & cheddar peanut butter crackers Lol I'm starved.


Tell me. Why do you have to go and make things so complicated.


I hate when my friends tell me they are going to kill themselves ..


Thinking about makin an iHop trip tomorrow. Anyone else?


@loiterbieber i use them to carry french fries do you think i would actually where them haha no buy my sox


#IGoToASchoolWhere we never have snow days


@WW_Beauchamp Looks a lot like helicopter landing gear.


@blumtime are you serious? fuck em. only the cool kids read \ud83d\ude0e


My obsession with Blake Shelton may be weird but I mean have you seen that man?....


@kaylamauser_ right like what do you know about our cheers mrs Davis \ud83d\ude02


Gonna be so sore in the morning.. @simon72FTR killed my legs today in the weight room. Thanks bud #NoPainNoGain


I gotta red car, so I bought a red bottom.


@McPottsy GoodBye to social life for awhile... \ud83d\ude07


Lollll. Yeah. We're talking. Hmm, gotta text him but don't ask me? Funny


@Ashton5SOS what does that taste like?!?


@AngelaD_05 miss you too!! Can't wait to see you guys again!


Wind 4 mph WSW. Barometer 29.97 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 32.2 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 66%


@LTS52 scuuuuse me fucker, I still have it! let me know when you're working sometime, yaaa douche.


I love having a set schedule of every week for work so I can just plan my social life around it


@RebeLyfeOsco \nWhite people singing in high pitches.


I'd give someone a couple bones if they would clean my room


@BrittanyS199 @Isabel_miske yeah it is. I just fell trying to walk up my steps.


@JoshuaLeinum Who are the other princesses?! \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c


Finally getting my basement fixed\ud83d\udc4f


I owe no explanations for my flaws. I don't have to justify my mistakes, my past, or my insecurities. I am growing & learning. let me live.


Ordered a Catcher in the Rye necklace last night. #nerdstatus


Hurricane watch has now downgraded to a tropical storm watch. Still heading straight for us!


@DJSwelljr you can do it David! I wanna watch you graduate!\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


@ljkaram I texted Simon asking if I should binge watch season one.


@RK23LD stop twittering and text me slut


Not feeling so hot and I've got a 6 page paper due at midnight... #UhOh lol


Sometimes I just don't even know who I am


Standing by the bagel toaster until I become warm again.


I can't be upset when I think about the smile I love \u263a


Stressing badddd. Exams, looking for a new house, work.. Need a vacation from this vacation.


I was sub tweeting with julil like all night lmao


#ImSingleBecause Girls would rather go out with an asshole than a nice guy for whatever reason.


Okay cookies didn't work out. Popcorn it is.


And the neighbors mow in their bikinis\u263a


Time to be 7th wheel. #foreveralone #good \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udc4e


@_savannerr thank you savannah you make me feel alot better. You made my night\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


Not good pills for Stevie or Lance. Logan yet to roll through. Tonight making up for the great pill draws the Posse boys had yesterday...


@BillLien had a pretty solid game....dropped a quadruple double tonight


And of course we didn't get the call for the obvious push in the back, but that's what happens when you lose respect.


I don't let what you say affect me. It's just annoying.


Luv 2hr delays but want the house to myself. Go to school, kids!


Here comes Kentucky....maybe they are realizing how embarrassing this would be.


@LoganShoen sucks that i missed it!! Lol


Said that's a payment that's an understatement


@stephendaspit I'm determined to meet you


I guess we won't ever be a thing. Hmmm. I guess that's cool...


What do you do when you don't know what to do?


Next time @justinbieber comes to Ohio I'm getting front row seats, meet & greet, & I will the the one less lonely girl.. #justsayin #inlove\ud83d\udc9c


@berea25 It's good that the house was empty but that's still scary :o


Bounce it, I'm about to throw a couple thousand


@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))


@phillypinnerz fuck dood might just have to hit er up! was actually lookin for some shit to get into this weekend.


When your first priority is trying to figure out how or when you're going to get drunk, you're a fucking piece of shit.


an hour and a half before I can play with my new puppy #stoked !


I'm glad you're amused by not texting me back


It is beyond me how I got almost a perfect on my last chem test


ok ill just go away now i guess thanks love u all


You know you feel like shit when your coworker essentially forces you to go home


No one pays attention in this class..The guy on my left is on tumblr and the girl to my right is writing a paper.


@l_strader @aparkerrrrrr We know we're the greatest. Thanks for bringing it to Twitter's attention though\ud83d\ude1c


I can finally give betty a bath and detail the shit out of her. I'm so excited!


@Headshot720 @battlefield not for sure but I think it's toshiba xD


@WatchMeMakeStuf I hope not. It was an accidental fall volunteer i figured I'd baby and see what happens. It could be one of 10 varieties


KD with 32 12 and 10 tonite.. He's a baaaad man @KDTrey5 #tripdub


I already miss @SidneyFaithh and its been about an hour since I was with her. \ud83d\ude29


@kaitypoff Love you too, boo boo \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\udf89


So glad I get off in time on Saturday to watch the game \ud83d\ude4f\ud83c\udfc8


@BigHomieChayla_ who are you going with?


I'm so ready for this ski trip \ud83c\udfbf\ud83c\udfc2\u2744\ufe0f


Its gettin warm in here, so warm, so take off..... Just your jacket... That will do... Not all of your clothes..


@maddietag oh rough times with the wife and kids?


Call me a mean girl all you want. But if you're friends with me you'll know I'm one of the sweetest people


@GreatScott_26 okay we will play his ps4 and have lets cook us food and bake cookies for us


@StapeNewsday Donovan is overwhelmed in the NHL


#TFMbook's finally out so I'll probably use this as an excuse to lay in bed all day and read


I think the nosebleeds have finally stopped(: you'd think 3 would be enough but nooo i had 4 within 1 day....


@hexiless probably that you're perfect. \ud83d\ude18


But I'd love to shove stuffing in my pockets right about now


Boots and cats and boots and cats and boots and cats


@Thekbeanster I knew you'd enjoy the reference.


THIS REMINDS ME OF FOOTBALL SEASON AND I CANT WAIT TILL THE FIRST GAME AHHHHH 1 Weeeeeek


I'm really sad. I don't want a new boss...I want Theresa damnit!


Sunday will be tough with our house divided between Ohio State and Iowa State. #GoOhIowaState


When u pull up to a drive through and the girl working at the window tells you that you smell good.>>>>lol


@KendraBogue did you see my tweet ? I lost 8.8 lbs while we were gone!!!


Can you meet me by the lakeeee around 10?


You are my ex. Do not text me. You piss me off & I want nothing to do with you. \ud83d\ude21


Math homework till my eyes bleed .....why did I ever want a minor in math


and thats when you ate the rest of my pickles!!! @AlyssaMarieNeu


why did you even come into my life? you screwed everything up for me


Am I the only one that finds it incredibly annoying when people stand an inch behind you in line? #personalbubble


@blairboothhhh help I'm lost in the freezer


@BravoAndy -Faye stay away,.shes disgusting ( kudos to Brandi for handling herself like \a lady\" when Faye was hurling @her) &kudosYolanda"


Sorry social life you're officially dead


Something fishy going on naive pressing  on


@xoxo_Destinee wahhhh \ud83d\ude2d if u can come you should lol


RED WHITE BLUES IN THE SKY, SUMMERS IN THE AIR, BABY HEAVENS IN YOUR EYES. IM YOUR NATIONAL ANTHEM


Or maybe just a friend with benefits, that would totally work too \ud83d\ude0f


You're the stupidest person I've ever met #really #canteventakeit


Never give up on something you really want.


@AskStevensWWE A few have been good but lots of superstars seem to be just thrown into matches at random from week to week


So haven't touched my homework yet... It's cool


This is actually my first rodeo. I gotta tell you, I'm not impressed with the animal cruelty. I was cheering for the cows.


@nicky_lulgjuraj coming from the person who blows a grand on a bicycle


@CodyWalker_ where could I even find that??


Those fucking dog abuse commercials ruin my day and I hate it.


Why is your mom looking at my twitter hahahaha


NEVER SAY NEVER IS ON MTV OMGGGGG AHHHHHH


Hurray for being accepted to one if the schools I applied for. \ud83d\ude4c I love options.


Take my hand, together we will celebrate, oh everyday. \ud83c\udfb6


Sometimes I wish I woulda lived in a dorm just to meet new people. But that's the only reason, whatsoever.


The only reason why I'm fluffy is cheesecake. It gets me everytime


@kytta_crystal ok getting changed bringing them down in 5 or so


The news @Meg_Hil13 just gave me <<<\nI'll go ahead and shoot myself now. \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udd2b


\@DarrenGray3: Even on my day off i work\""


@emilyekelly the main structure is complete. The suspension bridge is underway. It will be done in time for TNksgving.


DAWGS win! AUBURN wins! now it's SOUTH CAROLINA'S turn! #GoGamecocks


@ColleenZito saying I resemble Hyde from that 70's show is the best thing anyone has ever said to me \u270c


Hate is never conquered by hate. Hate is conquered by love


Everyone wants a perfect relationship...my advice is have a perfect life


It has like 4 different drum beats in the first minute though


Haha Samsung paid apple a $1 billion lawsuit by sending 30 trucks of over 20 billion coins and fulfilled the payment in full


The snapchat @Emily_Lyons01 just sent me...........HAHAHAHAHAAHA I'M DYING LAUGHING. You know you're good friends to get that.


@AzN_Schwag you wish I was stalking you. Pshhhhh


I just wanna go to college fuck Bitches graduate college make money.


Movies tomorrow \ud83d\udc4c @lelf10 @lexi_scheer5678 @missytousley_ @kaseycaswell


@lsanchez1204 @edsuarezy that's what I said...lol


A big group of like freshmen boys at the mall looked at me & they all whistled at the same time as they walked by. #awkward


I'm gonna find a way to get @jakemillermusic singing \Yo quiero Taco Bell\" as my new ringtone \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c"


I GOT DetROIT TICKETS MY LIFE IS PERFECT IN THIS MOMENT #wwatour


@stoolpresidente @zamboniracer no goalie. Turn the nets around, goals have to be bank shots off  glass.  #pickuphockeywhenyoucantfindagoalie


Staring out into the unknown, voices in the wind telling me to come home.


Literally just paddle boarded around the entirety of Ossipee Lake \ud83d\ude33 #sorearms #somuchfun


My cat be opening my dining room door n scaring tf outta me


Slaying flies in David's is one of the only fun things left to do here.


@BreakingNews @CNNPolitics of course they have....


I forgot how soft my hair was...  #softhair #longhairdontcare


@OTTOMANEMPIRE99 @kenzkenzzzz better watch out Zane. She gets pretty hostile some times


Life would be better if it felt like summer year round


@kattt_miller wine night I come home Friday


Sarah's goodnight texts always make me smile


@joshcbotak soak up as many as you can, the best shit to do in there is the most reprimanded


Watching frozen planet > watching a fashion show


If you honestly think he likes you, you're way wrong!! #haha


When my big sister JUST NOW gets Snapchat and makes me re-install the app..


Some kid ran into me, apologized 3 times then gave me a dollar....?


I love seeing snow as I look out the window, I'll be up awhile.


@cory_blanchette text me when your home you homo will get lunch or something


@JakeMckinney97 definitely not you jake :) lolo


Because we live in a generation where we're in love but we're not together


@AshleyLees1 skip it, I'm skipping mine \ud83d\udc81


I'm just Tryna see my former roommates down in chatt and have a good time but I don't wanna drive alone \ud83d\ude2c


if a guy drives a truck, he's 10X more attractive \ud83d\ude0d


@brukebraxter you would leave me alone during English wouldn't you? Haha feeeel better!!!


worst idea ever deciding not to drinking a coffee this morning its the same as waking up and deciding to die


@saraqueeeen_  should text me sometime! (:


I have to wake up at 4 just to straighten my hair...#thickhairprobs #killingmyself


The VMAs are coming on again.. To tweet or not to tweet.. #decisions


@JeffyMudman revs soon.. Very soon with @PocaPoca84


\I won't quit until I know that I truly tried.\""


@AnuarPavia well I like to do the hard workouts first. Lol #hard


Alright.. Who's taking me to taco bell?! \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udc4d


@danik101 I did. I still do, doesn't mean id take tumbling, and doesn't mean if wanna be around you. I just miss doing what I loved to do.?


@BKC_1794 u didn't say anything in gym about it


I don't actually love babies \ud83d\ude14


Just scrolling trough twitter seeing my friends making fun of me #typicalnight


@Swagg1357 smh at people that just get their lives handed to them on a silver platter


i don't even want to acknowledge today's existence...


Appreciate the emotions you've been given


Bobby is so happy he can be at every eagles game now.. \ud83d\udc9c


I'm good at being sober when im actually drunk


It is getting very, VERY hard for me to ignore the hate, disrespect and stupidity that I see in the written word every day.


Holes in my sock <<< no no. \ud83d\udc46


Johnson will get one in the 2nd half. #QPR  #prediction


I can't wait to make my way to Morgantown to see my fav cousins


actually feels pretty good just focusing on myself \ud83d\udc4c


And I'm really pissed off that this test is going to make me late for personal training


@jessietrimms Gordon would take my phone at the beginning of every hour because I wouldn't listen, ace every test, and she hated me for it.


Sometimes the vacuum on the carpet sounds like dubstep


Go home Miley... You're drunk. #VMAs2013


@hiimgundy hahahahahaha I already had to delete that tweet because it felt so mean. But you're #zsnap would have complimented it puurrfectly


@HAL_to_the_E oh yeah ahahahahaha \ud83d\ude02


Texas just got away with 12 men on the field for the last touchdown. Nice job Big12 refs. Roll Tide!!


Just passed two cars in a round a bout..feeling nice\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0e


After using iMessage, texting just doesn't cut it.


@nick16powell  in high school you skipped my class to smoke grass.


I have so much to look forward to this year!!!! Like GRADUATION!!! \ud83c\udf93 2014 is going to be my year!


And, 12 pages done. Woo! Now for some reward! AKA cider, and some social time.


I actually wanna play lacrosse this year


Taking the train is definitely not my cup of tea #struggling


I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people


@__loveB @alexcunningham_ Yes. If love to :(


@KeenanComic he should have sent the blonde. He's an annoying turd


@Lamacc419 I saw you drive by today in your piece of \ud83d\udca9 of a vehicle . .


No matter what mood I'm I'm Thomas Rhett's music turns it around completely! I would give anything to meet him!\ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb8 @ThomasRhett


The hospital lied my gift was only $25 not $50


I think it\u2019s funny that people who treat you like shit get offended when you finally do the same to them


Love how crossing into #Michigan means 70 mph speed limits, gas pump handles that lock and roads I know. #homesweethome


Pretty excited I'm only closing once next week


Life is full of tough decisions. Welcome to hell. Hit the green & say FUCK IT!


All round. This was just a great ass weekend.


@ashleeee09 idk my mom was watching a documentary on it tonight. Frickin weird!


Really gonna miss watching baseball with my dad someday...


If you can be seen you can be hit. If you can be hit you can be killed \ud83d\udd2b


If you can't bear to go two days without it, you have a problem.


Everyone is going to mike stud but me #fml


I don't find anything wrong with Cheetah leggings just don't be fat


How about I do what I want and you mind your own damn business THANKS


Back to Iowa City I go. Coon Lagoon see you soon \ud83d\ude0a


@TheOnlyJMF fine be that way man.. those will help you a lot in the long run


@DanielleElsky @saraheliza83 @RosemarieStolz I will second this awesomeness!! ;)


I'm not putting up with it anymore. I'll take care of my kid, you can all take care of YOUR OWN kids and stop making it like they're mine!!!


I hate how little freedom you have at 16


Life becomes so much easier when you accept the apology you never received.


@PWNDnews hahaha, I'm a derp right now I guess


I've drank an entire bottle of wine and it isn't even 5 yet... #Whoops


@megkudela defiantly feeling better than I was! I'll see you Monday I'm sure! Are you at work now?


@Delno_62 yeah Thad be sweet but I ain't trying to spend 2,000$ on a paint job lol


IM ON MY WAY FUCKER!\ud83d\udc9c @kelsey__eagle


@joreynolds09 someone's always watching! \ud83d\udc40\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\ude0f


I'm either gonna work at Outback Steakhouse or Tjmaxx


Don't you ever say I just walked away; I will always want you.


Who can drive and wants to bring me and Shawn to the store


@LisaT131 @DarienMoya @MMItalia @SinfullySexyB @jayhjay432 @sfrancespr @Jenre30 @moniquesmusing @T2BReviews Have an outstanding weekend! :)


@sneaker_cutie what time is that on? And what channel


Laying out on the pool \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc59 #sorelaxing


@the_resa1 true!! I'm glad I only do sprint events lol


Someone bring me some water wings.. #GettingDeepYo


@VicioussVicky like really high up right?


So I actually did something with myself for once , and my mom goes \sometimes  I forget how pretty you are.\" Thanks Liz love you too."


@tutterrow @imackc shut up Matthew haha we may be alright we actually have a kicker this year


@AO_Stone I don't think it's meant to be corporate-friendly. Clearly end user consumer-focused.


Dreams you can't remember \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\udc94


@Screwball_SBMF @Dusty_Kat Challange accepted. This should be fun. Hope my pencils don't shatter from too much man-power.


@girlfeeIings that's prolly actually true


Living alone is gonna take some getting used to again. \ud83d\ude15


my boyfriend is going to be the happiest lil' boy ever this Christmas. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84


Some guys really know how to degrade a girl .


Studying isn't goin so hot #toomuchotherstuffonmymind \ud83d\ude12


@cpaschang Jesus! I just laughed so hard Abby had to tell me to shut up. Omg. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 Do you want the real one? Lol.


Idk why my parents didn't let me out. It's not like I'm a bad driver or anything LOL


@Psalazar21 Thank you. I hope you are well!


Flip a bird flip a bird flip bird #AllDay


@Jessica_Gavigan complete accident I'm sorry Hahahaha


Wide awake and can't get tired? Who is awake and wants to go find something to do? #boredashellandiwannagetill


why does everyone look so nice today? @NatalijaKoko #mademyday


only Michigan would have snow in April.. \ud83d\ude20


I didn't know anyone so I stayed to myself


I've been dancing in this car for like an hour straight and everyone else in the car is like about to fall sleep #ohwell


I need the lake today. @layla_watkins @malloryleeann12 @madisonpaige32


And the worlds worst texter award goes to you. \ud83c\udfc6


First piece of equipment kid puts on at drop in is his shoulder pads. Im gonna go out on a limb and say he's probably gonna be bad. Probably


I used to get maybe $300 every 2 weeks 3 months ago. And now I have a big girl job


I need to stop eating so much pizza. It's getting really out of hand


I've been sick way too often this Winter already. Help


@julesvara @TylerSerino Jace will slice ur throat with that be careful


The guys on weed wars are complete morons


@dakoko3395 @furo_25 alright ladies and gents. I feel as tho there is some subtweeting about me going on. So I'm going to #SeeItSayItSTOPIT.


listening to a song of your phone and then it comes on the radio #strange


My mom took one look at me and is forcing me back to bed


@Hassan_leb9 welcome to the working world


Tiffany & Co has a Great Gatsby collection.... #SAYWHATTTT \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0d


Getting in the wrong white jetta... #oops


@Studly_Dudly now now now. That was rude. (: it's not my fault boys are dumb and don't understand us.


The layers in my hair \ud83d\udc81>>>>>>


@thebiznewnasty you called my car jumping services. They had to drive 4 parking spots to get you


I need some kind of constant noise to help me go to sleep. I hate the silence.


The one thing that IU defense can cheer about is that Funchess only has 48 yards... @ChantelJennings @TomVH @ESPNCFB


Just went into McDonald's then Hannaford with a bow tie on.


@chreeesto but not my fish cause then you'd be dead...


I want to be a burlesque dancer. That would be so fun.


I personally think I'm a pretty good friend to people ...


@its_jennyxo if we have a snow day we can sit at my house and do nothing. Hahaha


Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures


Alex and I are going to see The Great Gatsby. Whether he wants to or not lol.


your stomach drops & you can't talk or you'll either puke or cry. happens everyday.


Earlier today during a presentation the speaker asked what we thought he meant by diversity. I almost answered \an old wooden ship.\""


Tomorrow is freaking Christmas Eve. \ud83d\ude48


\Who was that guy we ran into? The one leaving your room? Is that who you're texting now? Who's on the couch?\" \ud83d\ude11 My mom is so trusting."


Not even the gods above, could separate the two of us \u2764\ufe0f


@PinguinoBesos Hey when you lost those 20lbs doing that challenge, what did you do? Workouts/eating ?


Without you is something that I could never do.


Why am I actually thinking this conversation between @DakotaSalay and I is actually gonna happen...


I hope the bills ever have a qb as classy and great as Peyton while I'm alive to see it :(


Thanksgiving break lasted all of five minuets


hahahha this bitch is bawling cause she didn't win \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Alyssa_beck5 seriously miss you 3 lotszzz. Reunion next week ok mom


@EricSteinwachs we are watching the Sabres game tomorrow on my laptop in study hall.


@DavidGjonajj and I have 10% and u posted that 10 seconds ago..


of course on my two fucking days off this week they ask me to come in \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\ude1e


@paigeeihlee_14 thought you guys went last night?


Some mornings it really hits me & I feel you in all the spaces you left & as I pray, I thank him a little more for blessing me like this


Correct me if I'm wrong. Is the Spurs mascot supposed to be Crash Bandicoot?


Bucks win. School still on. See you all tomorrow. Or will I?


Taking your morning pee and saying out loud \ how did I not pee the bed?.... How did all of this fit in me?!\""


Obama is not a help to the united states, he's knocking us down.


I'm going to live where the green grass grows(:


There may be pain in the night, but joy comes in the morning. Psalm 30:5.


Ohh didn't realize this game was almost over. Kinda low scores for a NBA game.


T-minus 2 weeks until the walking dead returns #yay


In the span of a week I've done so much crazy shit


The attractiveness of the pillow in the morning stronger than the attractiveness of the ground. #GoodMorning \ud83d\ude36


Fat ppl always in the library eating something.


About to break the bank at this bake sale. Happy Valentines Day, Alexa \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf69\ud83c\udf82\u2764


Hahahaha what's that supposed to mean(: your dumb!!! Hahaha


@ceejaycarlos691 I retweeted three lolol


@BuzzFeedAndrew How about the file footage of Obama in vehicles?


@_sylly talkn bout mom....tell her I need her to write me a letter and fax it. Lemme know if she has time tday to talk when I get home :)


@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \ud83d\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah


I've been spending the last eight months thinking all love ever does is break and burn and end.


@daniellelawwell ik   I watchdd the game @ work


@taylor_tennison Shoulda said yeah! I'm alright. Just in shock of how good I look in these jeans.


YouTube = Commercials load within seconds.  Videos, sometimes twenty minutes if you're lucky.


Thank you lewis university for making me realize I hate everything science related


@marcw6063 wanna lift over my winter break?


Xavier has 4 TD's and it's not even halftime yet! #beastmode #flyinfrenchmen


And then all of a sudden, the Grammy tweets end... #WalkingDead


@JinxFootball @HankJoness true but I do think he is settling a bit like hank said.


@dooley_11 she's lost 30 pounds since then. THANK YOU VERY MUCH! I love @KhloeKardashian


I tend to furiously dance my aggression out in a spectacular display of acrobatics and angst in honor of @kevinbacon. This one's for you Ren


Everything I do is SOOOO wrong isn't mom.


There was a spider in my bathroom. I tried to kill it. I missed. It escaped into the vent. I'm not sleeping tonight. #OhGod


@Britt_burch @ash_muzz Ashley isn't scary so I'll be fine


@GetInTheCARly why would someone call you that


@jpex303 my boss saw the bare naked ladies there last night


@Htissu3 if I was your boyfriend I'd never let ya go ;)


@nesssabobessa and racks.. \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0


@anna_bolton_  YOU WERE WITH CARLY AND ALEX AND THEM? I just now put that together!!! You are so sweet


@Lizabeth_Rogers Awwe \ud83d\ude18\u2764  #missyoutoo


High school players, never take for granted the fact that your parents can be at every game.


If you're not willing to evolve you probably won't last long.


Might just kill @AKimb47 for waking me up\ud83d\ude21


@PTI Wilson, it doesn't top your \the Bears are still scoring against the cowboys from Monday night\" comment. Beautiful !!!"


Mumford & Sons are perfect for morning time. Chilly, yet beautiful morning


I really need a new screen protector. Mine is disgusting.


I just love @mahaila_coffey and @aris_mackenzie! We laughed so much tonight! \u263a\ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a


What is up with girls and bitchy tweets?  Damn, be nice.


@kaseystoetz lolz clearly we have the best eye color (:


Time for all the kids who got cut by roman to destroy the cyo league


I'm so stupid that @JenniferOwsian had to remind me that I'm allergic to bees


@kelb_13 well... I dunno... Your beautiful have a good day :)


@FollyBoyy5 @KaitlinPoston sushi date Saturday night?!


I'm sorry if I get jealous sometimes & overreact. It's only because there's a bigger chance of me losing you than you losing me.


I hate Roane State and anything to do with it.


I need someone to come make me a sandwich


@Bluzchick74 haha, nice! I am going to go there today lol


Shout out to everyone drinking by themselves tonight!


@Cook2412 That's pretty sad lol They are all crazy.


Caleigh knows I'm not to be trifled with. \n\nShe learns quickly.


Last outdoor game ever with the team and we pulled out a W \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


Why can't I have you and make everything perfect like it was before?


@theantiangel you are ALWAYS here, but only now.


I want to do something fun tonight, I'm literally sick of working and sleeping my summer away


@TylerWhyde get that third mattress I'm coming down


So glad it's Friday. A 2.5 hour work day, one class and then I have the day to clean the house \ud83d\ude0a


I love how @Davisbaby_ says she misses me but never replies or snapchats back. #bad


Like please use proper grammar and speak properly...


@JustinLBrown31 no way!!! my job in general is way better here


@DerekTrinity those are the best kind of nights


Im done. Im fucking done with you. This long you still treat me like you crap. You never text me back or anything. I was gunna be legit.


Cause I remember boy after we kissed I could only think about your lips \ud83d\udc8b


<--------------- umm gaahhh damn. To freakin sexi right here @Chachi_Montana your avi


I wish I was a perfect child like my brother


I just want some coffee from pilot, and a chicken biscuit from Hardee's. #SendMeOnMyWay


\The blind man wants to see, while the seeing man is often blind.\""


I got 9 and a half hours of sleep last night... why am I tired


Workworkwork then ready for some fun with friends!!


Nothing better than coming home from school and taking a nap.


NO. don't act lime his bestfriend now. Just stop.


@yorknation I have it all too except bendy straws;)


Need to snap out of this crazy mood asap


My brother has to eat lunch with a teacher everyday because kids pick on him..


Happy 21st to the one and only @lindsey_saari !!! Can't wait for dinner and drinks tonight woman\ud83d\ude18


Ready to work then new shoes and buying duck food and getting to see @DKlosterman34 \u2764\ud83d\ude0d


@JessieMayyyy @ginirosenberg how amazing!!! And the little two step he does while singing it made me fall in love with him!!!!!


My work day would significantly improve if I could listen to music the whole time.


36 hour work week after not working at all in the past 2 months is going to suck.


@drouz3y Pretty good bro. Doing crazy shit I've never done before. Its fun besides the fact that my shoulders are sore and bruised. #YOLO


Woke up sad \ud83d\ude1e today must get brighter! #badmorning #inafunk


@NikesOnMyTweets @toughtinsel you ever see the app for it?


I don't understand why you would buy the swimsuit tops that look like bras. Why not just wear a bra? Same thing.


@haileyy_daviss no no u back it up. \bc\" is mine loser. but yes call me rachie all u want"


@taylor_shaw8 Bryan doesn't own it anymore or I would still do it


Still can't get over that I cried at the horse commercials last night . Ugh such a cry baby \ud83d\ude22


Yeah your car may not have 4 wheel or awd but it's not really the cars fault for the snow performance as much as the driver and the tires


Feel like tomorrow's not gonna be my day


@sn00ze_ well that's the greatest thing I've ever heard. I think I will transfer meow.


@alyssamiciunas haha thank you it's appreciated I'm still in second thooo\ud83d\ude14 #ineedhelp


Hardest moment of my life. Cant say its been much worse than this


@DerekDixon95 @RileytheGreat @_Scurry @eli_latch @Matt4091 @JakeDecker7 @boomstrakalaka2 @masonPhillips75 @taylorperrott come to Bloomington


Why is she still peeing in a litter box?


Guys don't understand that when you date me you're also dating my best friends...


Its pretty sad i haven't been burgatory yet #someonetakeme


@TheJoshMcGuire I thought it was beautiful!


@NotJakeBond helllll yes Jake Bond \ud83d\ude0a


waiting in line for the bathroom, trying to get a line in the bathroom


Atta boy Falslev, way to show them!! #BYU


Id be so lost if I didn't have @_lydj3 \ud83d\udc9a\u270a


I did about 50 PSAT practice questions and got about 6 right oh god


I don't see how people don't like Taylor Swift. She's soooo pretty and her songs are so relatable.


My new favourite insult is to tell people that they have a lumpy butt.


Glad to know who my real friends are \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc95


Wow when you watch the news you actually see how screwed up Americas economy is. It's some scary shit!


my sister is making me see 1Ds movie...oh lord #help


@joemichael18 big joe what do you blow? ;)


The amount of times I smacked beers out of people's hands tonight though..


But between you and me, i feel so much better at the end of each day.


@bigshaund77 @ShawtyLo8691 @Clarky810 @shaunwi11iams @CodyBrownn @sprigg_josh who won


So blacking out after the black out game is decided.\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude1c@rechcitybetch


I always feel the need to brush my teeth right before work haha


Fighter jets deystroyed... there goes another billion dollars


I just don't care about life anymore oh we'll


Why do old ladies love putting nuts in their cookies so much?


I guess it\u2019s just one of those things you have to get over.


Let me be basic really quick & see who wants to be man crush Monday?


Just watched the finale of @Nashville_ABC OMG.


I really want to write a book one day about something


Shouldn't of stayed up until 6..this is killin me.


@whykaysee I can't come back with anything, you're too pretty \ud83d\ude1e


Almost took out a black bear with the mustang


Grammy shoveled a path to her bird feeder, how convenient.


@DesiJo2 Hahaha, yup! I'm still a young pup! I get that a lot though, makes me feel better :) ha


Just wrap your legs around my waist, i won't stop until you ask me, don't you worry bout us messin up my sheets


Yesterday I was told that I don't seem like the type to ever have kids, and I was beyond flattered.


@CassieBastin @mmounce0007 @brookesexton10 it's gonna be a blast


Long you live and high you fly\nsmiles you'll give and tears you'll cry\nall you touch and all you see\nIs all your life will ever be.


@RissaD89 but you've yet to tell me anything about him. \ud83d\ude15


I can't even call myself a junior with all the classes I need to retake, therefore I'm gunna just go with second semester sophomore


My daughter counted to 8 today by herself, proud father moment.


I found in love in a not such hopeless place called Panera!!


Well had a good time with her last night and this morning...


That was actually the best sandwich I've ever had.


I couldn't imagine winning the lottery. I don't even know what I would do with all the money \ud83d\ude31


@superbentindo yes! Fun sized! Think of the candy bars. They're little and fun


@danaskii tell him I'll be there \ud83d\ude0f


It's like 40 degrees and my roommate still has the window wide open... On an extremely windy day .. My blankets aren't even helping


@jolenemp78 @Kate__TM Morning girls busy day ?


@meaghanbarryyo you should probs drink lots of it then


If David did not just sit on his deliverance than neither should we - Psalm 40:10 #psalmsoftheday #allbelieversmusttell


What's a GOOD pain killer for joint pain?


I was shut down by so many people today that I just wanna isolate myself forever


I know I always can count on my Aunt Judy. #loveher


I wanna we you more than anything right now


Just took a stroll down memory lane by looking at my high school yearbook. Boy have things changed!


It seems like everyone is in a bad mood \ud83d\ude33


I have absolutely no respect for anyone that tries to bring other people down.


@cardscleatchasr then preceded to get beat by the Cardinals in the playoffs, it was great.


Slightly pissed off at the moment \ud83d\ude21


Good morning everyone just remember.Appreciate everything you have in life tomorrow is never promised. Have a wonderful day.


Plz stay on the alkaline side! Eat properly enjoy what u are doing ! Breathe deep ! Get a move on we all have work to do!


If it was up to me, I woulda figured you out, way before the year clocked out.


Charity at Cranberry Wendy's remembered my name \u263a she's why I keep coming back


@Jordy7Clark keep your head up jordy. You're a wonderful beautiful lady with nothing but a successful future ahead.


@PING_90_X whateverrrrrr. I'll be there pretty much all week!


I'm gonna make the best out of this night tonight (:


@Alex_Younggg @GRIFFEN_MAGDA what you can call me out on stuff I do but I can't do it to you?


If you wanna keep your woman gotta Spank It!! #Amen #HankIt


@MalakAhmedd I was kidding I'm sorry if it offended you :p


Sushi, aroma joes pomapple and a job that ill be making 19 an hour, best day of my life


200 pages left of this book. Finishing today? \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udc1b


If Neck Deep toured with TSSF it would be like TSSF playing two sets


have to wait over two hours for pizza. \ud83c\udf55\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude3f


I have never been so proud of a text message.


I miss you toooo!!! \ud83d\ude1a @brookeebarness


@_SamRodge your dad eating while he's drunk has to be one of the funniest things I've ever seen \ud83d\ude02


I don't want make you mad, I just wanna make you proud.


You're a genius haha. But I hate when that happens...#T


Thanks for a perfect night #notreally \ud83d\ude12


@shemaneekoorb @DestinyHope95 \ud83d\ude4bI do lol omg a night to remember !


Nothing like a nice PRP shot in the morning \ud83d\ude22 #ouch #help


This feeling I have in the pit of my stomach has got to go!


@timlambesis you could do what i do... be a research meteorologist and study the weather brootally and make difference in climate research!


People just jump to conclusions and assume the worst about someone.


@risslaree never in drama? Your the one butting into someone else's. Therefore that makes you a drama queen.


I'm so glad i have a boyfriend who cares


No electricity for a hour & my phone is on 7% great just fucking great\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude24


I wish my parents would come visit me at college :/


How can you understand something you never had\ud83c\udfb6


@Andy_Staples there will never be another Barry, or another Dion, or another Lawrence Taylor


@sammiK_108 i don't think I'm gonna be able to go then i have driver's training 4-6):


@DLeeMG8 welcome to the nation, and congrats


I loved you with a fire red, now it's turning blueee


@jaredevans17 is just all talk and celery.


@Mr_Murderall @Vinsanity__  Reunited #brothers


So weird seeing crim with blonde hair lol


Do you really have that many people that txt you that you have to check your phone every inning


I won't care if someone has what I lack. I won't lack.


Emotions stress me out. If you're emotional, you stress me out. No hate though! \u270c


I'm so happy that my Bff found a girl that's going to treat him right @HubbardHayley #cutecouple #loveyoyguys


Today I bought a shitty eminem song that's like 5 minutes long just for a 1:30 long verse from Kendrick \ud83d\ude10


Ashton & Mila are the most perfect couple on this planet. I'm in love with them \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01


@morgan_hadley  @KDTrey5 on a good day for KD NAHH MAYBE NOT, On agood day for Bron, he'd still have troubles


@fapulouz CHARITY!!!!! I'm bored.....bring me food please??? :3


\Can the kids throw keggers in the dorms?\"- My mom's question to our Michigan State tour guide."


Charles is about to hook up bro #mackcity


The fact that I knew who the baby daddy was in The Scarlet Letter 10 pages into the book proves that I should host the Maury show.


Can I just tell u how much I don't care.


@OhwhaddupNikki HAHAHAHA I WISH I COULD RETWEET THAT


The HATE that I have for Chandler right now is unreal.


Those people don't want to hear about your diet. Just shut up and eat your lettuce and be sad. #girlcode


never treat your girl different when your \friends\" are around \ue40e straight out RUDE \ue421"


Watching hockey with my dad right meow! #ILoveIt


So happy I got environmental and ceramics with my friends \ud83d\ude0a


If heaven wasn't so far away, I'd pack up the kids and go for the day!!


I'm still having an allergic reaction. I probably shouldn't go anywhere tonight. #Struggling


@teekayy14 I will since we're facetiming.


I'm officially a free mason \ud83d\ude33 that's like a life goal checked off the list


Someone buy me the glittery pink stripper shoes from Patricia's!! They're on #sale and #justmysize \ud83d\ude2d\n\u2764\u2728\ud83d\udc60\u2728\ud83d\udc60 \u2764\ud83d\udc8b


How do I tell a 10 month old his snack can is empty? \ud83d\ude1e


Really not feeling this whole sleeping alone thing tonight. #wheremybabiesat @lindsey5895 @SayJBlack @TannerMauney


Okay so sparknotes for the rest of The Canterbury Tales


@bienvenu_h oh god. What'd you do? \ud83d\ude02


S/O to the best wrestler in bountiful and my cuz @bradkd #goodluckinthetourney


Boy I'm in love with ya baby, and I want you too know, that I'm hooked on your body and I'm tryna be yours \ud83d\udc8b


The only people I talk to in school is Dalena, Dakota, and Morgane.


@MarselaE I have a pool, shall you come over this Summer


Always going to work with gloves on from now on #handssmell #onions


@ghett0wh00ty the feed is on 10second delay.


My mom just told me she wish I'd bring home someone like @tylerhayden20 on Catfish. \See he's nice and good looking.\" Thanks mom"


@woody_492 ill try to make it back for Saturday night tho.


Hopefully by this time next year, the ultimate Christmas present for me will be graduating from Alice Lloyd. #FingersCrossed


@apsuicidesqueez you would get too jealous


Got my permit. Only three wrong \u2705\ud83d\ude0f


@2tanz you better not be one of those people that just listen to yonkers-____-


Last Monday I had one table at work... Haaha lets hope tonight is a little better


@AndyDingoFolfAD I'm a fan of the paw licking, and that nice cock :3


@kade_daniel31 all I ever wanna do is catch a buzz and go to bed


Even perfectly legal hits cause concussions. You'll never prevent them.


@NRcokey you really should though you're too good to not be playin!


Anyone else pretend to be a shark when eating goldfish and swedish fish? Just me? Ohhhh


@Brandon_Lowe_83 @ashstevens3 @wakawood COLORADO


@PrinceGampo @efrieds17 lol at that statement.


That I will do anything to make him smile no matter what @J_ArnettSFS


Amber just dumped a whole glass of water over and behind the bar at applebees #NoBigDeal


You aren't my fucking mom, don't tell me what to do. Take a seat.


I want to drink gin with F. Scott and listen to this new Gatsby soundtrack.


@asian_invasi0n @DJthaBA my dm don't work but u could dm me the name


Why cant you still dribble the ball Josh Smith


@OWimsett hahahahhahahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 at least we're not fighting!!!


@Cptn_Goldenrod \ud83d\ude29I'm having a bonfire this weekend come


@GraigKittelson @shrapee reference previous tweet about eating crow


@lexiekathleen @mikaelacassum hahahahahah lex<3


Aww thank you @katepennnnnn you really just made my day\ud83d\ude0c #neededthat


@Malcodray95 @NadineHabhab @jalal_taleb @mturfe13 I think I'm going to have to take Turfe's side on this


There goes another one of my guy friends due to a upcoming relationship.


@DDavido20 its not enough. It's NEVER enough


This 95 problem crossword on The Great Gatsby will be the death of me.


Back to the woods tomorrow. Need to fill the freezer.


Everyone knows the NCAA basketball tournament and even the BCS bowl system shits on anything NFL.


I say \I feel like I'm dying\" way too much."


Did My man Cj have to do em like that!!!!!!!


@TeachMeHw2Buggy holy nostalgia! I miss that


Shout out to @barbara2866 for runnin our garage sale the last couple of days!


@Mendabrew it's a good laugh if I do say so myself haha


applebee's filled me right up.. \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude4a #foodbabysquared


#FreshmanAdvice Don't use a campus map while walking to classes. You look lost... And scared.


@Garrett_93 they take up the whole thing


@jenniferjahns with homework!!! Ready, set, go..... Oh wait I'm still in bed.


long rainy drive just me and @taylorswift13


always tryna just fuck with me. its really not funny.


@Jeanrock23 Just noticed that you have over 6000 fans now on Instagram, congrats!


If he can't fight for you, he's not right for you \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


You've been here for 15 minutes and you've already annoyed the shit out of me.


There should be an islanders line at backdoor


As of now our grade has 69 people graduating. Pretty neat if you ask me. \ud83d\ude0f


I'm allowed to wear mid calfs and no pants


Terrible Tuesday practice wasn't so terrible today \ud83d\ude0a


The mall is the only thing that can cheer me up right now \ud83d\ude22


WHY IS MY BUTT SO BIG IM GROSSED OUT W MYSELF


I miss lizzie mcguire\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\ude2d


I wish I had something to apologize for \ud83d\ude14


@ricd61har Well I agree 100% with that! God it reminds me of my thought process after some experimentation with stuff.


@Rlaxbryant \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I'm literally lol'ing


Ended the 4 game losing streak. Shut out the Cards! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@wickedwhitey I just love saying \forever unclean\" LMFAO. That line ridiculous."


just another night alone. for the millionth time.


I hate having leather seats because I feel like I have third degree burns on my butt right now


Another night, another dream wasted on you


The ground is too wet for the snow to stick \ud83d\ude14


@JessicaMBailey_ lol no just sitting at my piano playing Book of Mormon and crying


Just when I thought football was over for the day, I tune to ESPN and find more football! #yesss #footballislife


Four pieces of dark chocolate later and I'm contemplating getting up to get more


I'll be praying tomorrow and wishing a happy Father's Day to my dad, and @alexisparis22 s dad.. Two most wonderful men in heaven.


So proud to be an officer for my class. #2015


Wow, completely ignored me? That's nice.


Alrighty then \ud83d\udc4d #itsbeenreal #deuces


@4Gressy14 how many you go to last year?


Sometimes I wish I would've went to tech and played softball.


@AaronBuckSneed Avi brings back good memories and makes me laugh


Your first husband dies, okay, thats sketchy. 2nd husband dies, okay you did it. 3rd husband dies, you just really want to go to jail.


I'm just going to tweet about how fat I am for next hour


@CounterMoonbat I think he's in for a rough ride though


@beasontheswarm @therealelp Not my cup of tea, but cool.


S/O @21samson52 for being my bro and being funny and for being a great line man! #LoveYa


@daboulzwilly @Flyy_Guy4 which I don't understand bc you's have the same friends I'm js what I heard


@rindseyyy nice!!! Where you going atc?!


Welcome to SEC football Irish...sometimes you have to beat the opponent AND the officials.


Blaring music at 9 in the morning, doesnt make you look cool it makes u look like tools.


I'm praying so hard that we have no school tomorrow.


@treytrizzytrey I sent it to her in a Facebook message, but I went ahead and checked it too lol


From now on stupid is spelled stoopid #yafeelme ?!


If you don't use emoji's you're honestly gay..


I think I died and went to heaven. Why have I never been here before?


#TellAGirlSheIsBeautifulDay @brown_jessika #womancrush \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc7c\ud83d\ude0d


Christine just made me smile for the first time today


I luv living in front of a bunch of dune things so I can quad


When everyone stops snap chatting and texting me <<<<


The sound of a dog licking himself while you're trying to sleep is the most annoying thing in the world. #goinginsane


@Waddd_uuup_tho it's better in the long run!


Why is it when I text someone is shows up as my email to them?


Great job today everyone \n#seniorswillbemissed


You only know you love her when you let her go.


I am so thankful for my amazing family and friends! I don't know what I would do without such amazing people in my life\u2764\ufe0f #loveyouguys


If i was seeing blue lights id probs commit


I hate wearing this fucking uniform \ud83d\ude21


I'm doing a cross stitch and watching TV on a Saturday night. When did I become an 80 year old?


@Ag12oCka Why can't you just agree and quick being such a dick to me ?!? Boy, bye!


I just want Megan back. Especially with the holidays coming up.


I didn't even have to take finals and I still woke up at 8:30


I've been having way too many scary dreams lately. Nightmares


@WH985 coke zero is my addiction ...can't do regular drinks often.. But i have one coke zero a day... Without it.. I am miserable #addicted


Wrote the most raw and real personal awareness essay today. #exposed \ud83d\ude2c


Olivia's trying to tell me that they found a dinosaur that's still alive.. Ok


This is the end was prolly one of the most disappointing movies I've ever seen. I tried watching it again...still terrible


@BnoeGETS_BUCKS you gettin dat good lovin tonight baby ;)


I so burp better than my dad \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude0b


It's the little things \ud83d\udc95\ud83d\ude0a


I wouldn't be mad if it hardcore stormed and gville flooded again #pleasepleaseplease


Hanging by the fire with some nitwit @RidewithPride97


Had an awful nightmare last night. Was so real I almost woke up in tears :/


@JenningsCoPride and JC Wrestlers:  Your biggest opponent isn't the guy across the mat, it's your belief in yourself! #PANTHERNATION #ONE


If I wanted you to know that about me I WOULD HAVE FUCKING TOLD YOU.


It seems like everyday there is something trending about Justin :)


I feel like I haven't read a book in so long long it's a little hard to concentrate.. I mean I'm on twitter right now.. Not reading the book


I have amazing friends that would drive across the state for me!


Smile. You don't own all the problems in the world.


I'd have to say threw every thing I've been through nobody has ever ment this much to mee. @austinzanefull1 is the best boyfriend. #iloveyou


@YammeringYankee @crazybullies05 YUP. do it to it.


@susanxcooper \ud83d\ude0d love you too! Can't wait for all our beach adventures.


The real question is who's tits did @AllisonStreng snapchat me?


Now I love cats, but some people have scary obsessions with them.


Can I have a man that looks like Ronnie Banks please!!


I passionately dislike you, which is pretty close to hate, but since I'm nice I don't use that word.


I don't need to, you @'d her. Everyone knows.


@hollyrpeete @LaughHardPicsia that real? Looks like blue lights. :-)


@Euphonium1021 that's what I get for letting someone borrow my phone lol


@BrookeAdrienne_ @Ambitiouskid_23 I think I should do the same


this isn't even trending yet YO I AM THE MAIN SOURCE OF INFORMATION IN THIS SITUATION


Just a couple hours of work to go and than its time for a football filled Saturday!! Can not wait! :-)


@KariSchenkel Ashlynn didn't scream once though!


I'm less stressed about paying for the first semester of college that's for sure.


@BIGME3CH that's what's happening as we speak \ud83d\udca4


@flint_danielle is it even possible for a person to get any hotter then this, I think not \ud83d\ude0d


I am an educated student who knows how to spell.


@k_tobias07 It was a little sketchy it was such a long day


Undecided on where to go Saturday. I wish Fonda was closer bc I wouldn't mind going to the Ice Jam...


@MichaelMuccio at this point I just want to make sure we get as much value for KG and Truth as we can. I'm ready for all the changes.


Haaaaa if only you really knew that your boyfriend wasn't as perfect as you think  \ud83d\ude33 \ud83d\ude01 #rudeawakening


@Jenna_M_Walters omg right I'll miss you \ud83d\udc94 you me and Wes should go to caribou and then I can come meet buddy


Fifth third bank on sterns was robbed at gunpoint this morning and the guy is still missing on foot #becareful


@sim_tynojn @Hedge76 @free_jahar_t first OF ALL I just turned 29. So I'm not a kid. But thanks for the compliment


a drive-thru, but for hugs and compliments


@GWaLLS15 okay I'll send you the pack and you send me some alcohol\ud83d\udc4d


@hoffmab9 Dangit... well at least you will be around tomorrow now.


@YoursAIdiot might just be my new favorite account on here hahaha


@achievingjdb @Awhmah0ne @AustinMahone thank you guys so much \u2764\ufe0f I guess it just wasn't meant to happen \ud83d\ude14


@HBCUGameday @MrPerfectBILLZ that is beautiful.


@Natasha_Tworek that's not true \ud83d\ude21


We are stuck in the middle of nowhere. I have to work in the morning & I have to pee. #GoodNight


@X_MNastyy This really wasn't a subtweet towards you.


108 tweets to go till 9k. \nBe ready for me tweeting like a bitch tonight.


@JoeVitale21 @vinnyb224 I recall no such thing


Hondas are much better than volkswagens #bye


What is with my obsession of The Bravery.


I seriously want a frosty now this isn't okay\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02 @HollyCollinsss


@FuentesFever true if u want to be an idiot fangirl who talks about dating 25+ year old men at multiple times, go ahead.


I love how my dad just takes my things to give to his girlfriend without asking me. Scumbag


I have an 9 am interview \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


The highlight of my day so far is the Reese's Cups i got at lunch


@RonnieLamb1 @cadeymom oh hahaha yer funny lol


@_sprayTANNA love you too, and most guys do haha


@El_TigreChino hahaha you're welcome. \ud83d\ude02


Its so sad to say but the person who cares the least in a relationship always wins.


Watching Sinister with Adam and Amber.... I might cry.


@Killluh_Kam we can figure something out


Unreal. What a game in Chicago right now


@foigus @swy I\u2019ll have to ask the folks in charge of that.


@connormcmandon what homework did we have?


@JettSara  yep we about to head to Nashville now (:


@CaringCheyenne yum! I want one! It's about time ;)


@Papa_stein1 @Greathouse20 why the red wings are so damn good every year !


You want them when they don't want you, soon as they do, feelings change.


Really don't want to get out of bed #comfyandwarm


@ashtastic23 headliners salon and day spa on hills and dales rd!


@johnthebaker613 hahaha that's cause I am(;


I always fall for an open door with a horizon on an endless sea as I look around the ones who were standing in front of me


There's nothing like the @jimmybuffett    buffet on Sirius Margaritaville!


I cant stand cutler hes so ugly needs to learn how to look like stafford


Why does @PitchPerfect never get old? Need to watch it stat.


@AIR_BUD9 Wendy's! Raising canes! #BestAdvice


The Little Caesars commercial with the guys paying wit a broken arm is the funniest thing ever! Hahaha


I'm pretty stoked about kayaking tomorrow \ud83d\udea3\ud83d\ude0b\u2600\ud83c\udf0a


Craziest thing was we were  at the same exact location that the Penn State kid died at 30 minutes before he fell #scary


567890- you made work fun! I miss the shit out of you haha you're absolutely hilarious. we make fun of so many people\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 love you! come home!


@datdurbrittskii yeah Thursday! I was making dinner and had to grab groceries. Didn't see you, otherwise I would've said hey


@BBohaty its the truth and even @Bridget13A would admit that if she were being honest instead of a fan


@Climbing4Crohns my first surgery so a little nervous


@LaceSumSch then come over and sing songs with me and watch Pocahontas and Tangled and cry with me now


Well that just shows how much you care. #done


I hate speaking in front of a class, or getting called on to answer a question I don't know the answer to, my face gets so red \ud83d\ude33


Is it to much to ask to Fucking hang out with someone tonight!! I have no life


Can't wait to chop down trees tomorrow with @ElissaPlocinik \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


This maintenance guy better hurry the fuck up I gotta pee


@austinlandon16 @ENNI_Goalie i think i have sun poisoning guys


@maizieheiney well I just assumed you were never in that position because you would know how it sucks and wouldn't do it to someone else


I'm done being walked all over. I refuse to settle for any less than I deserve. And I deserve a hell of a lot more than you can offer.


Just thinking, the season finale of @GameOfThrones season 2 is the best hour of television out there


Taco Bell allll by myself. #foreveralone


When my alarm goes off at work and were not supposed to have our phones <<<<


@GriffCityTrick @kirstynnn_  love you too Griff


@ImForeignHomie Ya..I just now remembered your twitter name. Im a littlr slow tonight lmao. But either way, its a blast bro.


Only the #blackhawks when on a power play give up two break away chances.


I'll prob never go to @1Bletz work again because their food is disgusting.


@osxg33kgirl I should get back 2 work. It was great talking to ya. Have a great evening! :)


Crazy Sydney, Annie, Jaqorius, and me. Along with some more people.


I dont want to move. 5 more hours #please #needsleep


So lets ignore each other, try to pretend the other person doesn't exist, but deep down, we both know it wasn't supposed to end like this.


You honestly mean the world to me #ILoveYou #Forever \ud83d\udc9e


U looking at me but I'm looking through u!!


I got a large iced coffee n styrofoam doesn't fit so I wrapped it in foil lmao


I wonder if you think about me as much as I think about you


so listen to your friends and leave me alone.


@Michael_Necci Auburn just toying with them.


I get one day off and I go and spend $200. At least I have the next three days off too #makeitrain


Nothing feels right when I'm not with you


@BrianBane10 u must be psychic, it could be ur 6th, or maybe even ur 7th sense


@dr3wnation paper for English is a check in on Tuesday


Good luck to the Kent State football team in their bowl game today. \u26a1


Anyone want to hit up holiday next week?


Winter is not coming, but the Games are. #GameOfThrones


@battlingsquids @Wheeker you guys need to come to beer expo next year!!


If I went to Angels school and saw him in the hallway I'd scream.


@ray_lawrence SAME THING AND THAT'S EVEN WORSE


Being called perfect >>>>omg \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


I am soooo disappointed. I will miss Sarin for sure.


I'be talked to God,\nAnd prayed like hell but,\nI still miss her.


Dear Middle Finger, \nThanks for sticking up for me.


Just saw 2 bunnies and some baby bunnies and it was cute as fuck


@AllieTranchida then how come when deon said bonfire at my house u said No at my house


How I feel about the AT&T commercials with the little kids.... \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udd2a


I feel like I'm in a relationship with Shannon the way we are arguing lol.


Holy shit this person sitting beside me literally is breathing so hard out of their mouth... Dear god shut up and learn to breath


Nothing like the prospect of driving 6 hours on roads covered by snow and ice.


For whatever reason I'm really excited for tailgating on Sunday #drunk


cut my knee open cuz ashlyn thought it was funny to close my door on me when i was running through it so i could fall on my night stand


My dog must really like hot peppers b/c ever since I gave her one she hasn't stopped liking her lips \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0b #MustBeYummy


The official snack pretzel of the Pittsburgh Penguins


@BellAlicia4 I knoww\ud83d\ude0d it's just such a good looking family!!


I love that at twenty years old, I can still crawl in bed and cuddle with my mom when I need to cry. #mommasgirl #mybestfriend


Too many Amish people at the chiropractor rn...


@TaylorKlis well what were you supposed to do!? Be like \oh I'll just wear this pissy hat to our food safe Wegmans!\" HAHAHAHAHA"


I think it was time for some people to grow up...like months ago


@LegitNBATalk @TyrekNJ kyrie isn't even top 5


HASH TAG YOU COULDN'T HAVE BEEN MORE OBVIOUS EVEN IF YOU TAGGED ME.


The one with the baby is HORRIBLE, very bad taste.  #faceoff


@kayMAMA321 wish you were here \ud83d\ude2b


@vermilliii I love you more than you could ever imagine \ud83d\ude0d I'll always put up with your craziness


This place is pretty much a high school for 30-50 year old people.


Getting asked why my eyes were bloodshot.  I've just been crying since last night.


Why does everyone insist on coming in my room this morning. I don't have to be awake for another hr. Might as well get up.. \ud83d\ude12


@the_beth_greene @DANNYHU4L Beth want some potato soup?


Rocking a baby to sleep will never ever get old. #toosweet


I'm beginning to hate sneezing more now than ever before. #cantstop


I'm going to the game with a girl that goes to east. it's kinda an annual thing for us to ride to games together.


@Robsjobb haha woah rob let's not put my reputation in jeopardy here on social media... Lol


The bears are so mean for not accepting the gifts the steelers and giants gave to them today...no gratitude these days


@jessg_lol Multiple people not just you.


Save me from my English class. #jesustakethewheel


My new best friend MATT from Comcast just fixed my wifi.... Shoutout to MATT!! #quickscopesCODB2 #ballislife


Waiting for this Tylenol PM to kick in. This bitch needs some sleep.


Bucky Larson Born to be a Star is fucking hilarious!


Ducks are so loud !!! My chicks just chill , but the ducks are up and at it


@tayygrayy @scottymccreery @moeedd so jealous!!!


Just saw a twitter account called annoyingpensfan and it's profile picture is the word \Woooo!\" \ud83d\ude02"


Out of all my stitches, only 13 were external. That means 114 stitches are internal, but they'll dissolve.\ud83d\ude4f


OH FUCK YEAH @valeriestaver COMES HOME IN FIVE DAYS AND I COULDN'T BE MORE FUCKING EXCITED


All that I'm after is a life full of laughter as long as I'm laughing with you


Toronto for the weekend with my babe.\ud83d\ude0e


well the way you spell things is wrong \ud83d\udc4f


Always feels good to have a productive workout. #grind #preseason


@Markley19 me too dude. Best game I've played in a while


Love don't know what distance is \ud83c\udfb6


@AshleyNJ1 well go take a nap and some medicine. It'll be okay.


Carrots?! Carrots?! Okay mom I'll take your hint, lay off your cookies. I get it \ud83d\ude14 #fatgirlproblems #pregoprobs


And your friends are there no matter when you call, it may not sound like much, but it's where I'm from


When I get in these moods my only escape is running or cry for hours like a fool. I think I'm gonna go with the run today.


Every single tweet tonight is going to be about PLL or the game\ud83d\ude12


@tyxander I don't think it's supposed to be.. I didn't perceive it as such.. But I suppose there will be those who do..


@OwenDorsey69 no...mj is overrated because of the lack of athleticism he played against. He was the first of his kind. Theres plenty of


I gotta make a DaWhite sign.... What should it say??? @DSmooth_seven17 @DomWorld_Peace @ScooterMagruder


@amyschumer is so funny \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 omg


@Jenna_Wade With @IMPACTOnTour taking the IMPACT show on the road plus house shows you should have a GREAT chance.


Everything is becoming a struggle. #pregnantprobs


@SarahKSilverman surely you can afford geek squad...


Chip Kelly just signed Dennis Dixon! #kickassreunion


There was more than 245..... \ud83d\ude14 \ud83d\ude2a


@KenziePaige_17 is a pretty amazing girl....just so everyone knows!


@zack_savage24 oh he's good he asked me where the fuck you've been for beginners !


Is it okay I'm considering drinking fireball whiskey to help my sore throat?


I really need a @Five_Guys closer than 50 miles away. Can that just be my Christmas present?


i wanna go to anything except secret life of walter mitty because i've seen it


@JerryZgoda Is Chase Budinger back in Minnesota


Dad has one of those automatic air fresheners that spray every 10 minutes and it scares me every single time even though I know it's coming.


Get to ball out one more time with this group of seniors on thanksgiving just wanna make it a good last chapter \ud83c\udfc8


@KARLwantsahug that's really one of the only like six things good about having a boyfriend in all honesty....\ud83d\ude02


The kid on the bench next to me is rocking out to his music a little too much


It doesn't have to make sense. It just has to be ignorant.


Maybe I shouldnt have waited this long to write my grad speech #loloops


This going to be one of those nights \u263a\ud83d\udc8f


Not salty or jealous disappointed, thoroughly confused , and still without explanations


And wherever this snow is it better come soon and stay until we cancel


Really didn't miss how cold it is in my dorm


About to go to Olive Garden for lunch with @shankrywcun


@MEGScolli meg meg meg meg meg meg meg... Shut up meg.


@Irwin1L @ElyZeigler don't listen to her she not about that life


Oh god there's still rohtos on my contacts \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I miss @DoveSOAP_ and @rykirker SO much \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2d


I'm freezing and I don't want to go to rehearsal. \ud83d\ude29


@JoeCasper10 im sure someonr probably hates me because I tweeted that. #theresyourreason


Caiden didn't make it until 12 but atleast I got a cuddle buddy.


@oliviadesimone hahahaha OMG join the club of people who've been punked by the school paper


the song stay beautiful by Taylor swift >>>


At the end of his life Daniel Day Lewis will go down as the greatest actor of all time


Like texting and being interesting shouldn't be hard. You have so much time to think of what to say.


Arion is going to take his permit test today \ud83d\ude25 #growingup #babybrother


@_lynda_rose @FNTband @officialenzof great  job everyone! Hope to see you guys soon. #goodtimes


Come on Cowboys, blow the Redskins out so my dad goes to bed and I can catch the 11 oclock showing of The Walking Dead


@rsblunck I was watching a program about prostitution on msnbc


@MelinaTV @ABCWhodunnit only reality show I have ever liked


Thanks @MayoNaes_ for breakfast and coming to the park with me!! #Bestfriend #LoveYou


@chooch71 she was only joking when she asked me


@penguins @MillerLite I will be one of the Miller girls at Millerstown Inn tonight! Come see me folks! 7-9


Almost fell asleep only 6 times driving from Boswell back to Calera. Might be just a tad exhausted.


Summer hits of the 2000's pandora station >>>>


So exhausted... but so much to do and so little time


Before you go to bed tonight, pray for the victims of the Boston incident this afternoon and their families. <3


@cmdeb I'm in favor of shooting him, but I'm slightly jaded due to things I learned as a kid from my Russian grandmother.


If someone brought me some pages to work, I would love you forever \ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude0d


@allison_april77 I tried texting you and calling you a couple times. Like this past spring, summer and fall. I even asked people about it ha


@DennisHewitt12 right! How you gonna fill one pothole and leave five beside it?!


Faith is given to you by God but we can do things to help it grow. Sunday find out how when we worship at 1030. #World Communion Sunday.


@HowellCaleb @phoebe21lewis @Josh_Elite24 @lindseyblair_1 let's just go burn @phoebe21lewis house down


I was at the pool in the sun all day my tan line should be gone


@colemalks how would you know how it affected someone's life? a lot of people died, chances are most people knew someone.


Soooo when can I marry a Oregon Cheerleader?


There's coffee in my kitchen with MY name on it.


About to delete twitter because all the stupid bullshit girl quotes piss me off too much \ud83d\ude11


What's with Cutlers neck?  Always shifting his head.


Chocolate chip granola bar because it's better than eating nothing.


Can I just lay in bed for the rest of eternity? #FeelinLikeCrap \ud83d\ude23


IF IM NOT CRYING LAUGHING IT DOESN'T COUNT


Im one of those people who after they work out are like \Yeah! Everyday for now on\" and then not do it for like a month"


@KronKyle @yolomysweg @Drizzlemygolf7 @jacerichter24 sorry Kyle I love you\ud83d\ude18


The re-make of Carrie looks awful \ud83d\ude11


I told my mom I don't wanna go on the shot for BC cause I don't wanna get fat :(


@hope_mitchelll is not a cat anymore...gahahahahah


@SVUMariskafan so, you really think someone else being raped is okay? Just cannot believe this comment.


@TianaThatBitchh @franshaw44 @dylandoeblin @landrajosephine just what i heard


@corinnalynnn can I join you because I JUST WANT MY DOM BACK


There's just something that bothers me so much about that, but I'm not saying anything.


I never remember any nice compliments people say, but any mean remarks stick with me forever.


Watching girls basketball << playing it #dying #soslow @mikesquard


Big booty Judy love the way she shake it


I haven't tweeted in like two day, what am I doing with my life?


Having a wireless printer is so clutch #lazy


The makings of a festive occasion: taco meat,weird pumpkin,wee bit of spirit,myself & Louie chillin.This is Halloween, this is Halloween\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf83


@NoahSav I am yet to be knighted, so it may be a while, but soon my friend. Soon.


@AshMamman -through life but we didn't do dish\when I look @ some of my friend to get that inch\"to scratch that cash,to look that flash....."


summer love by justin timberlake will always be my jam \ud83c\udfb6


It's gunna be a white Christmas \u2744\ufe0f


Early morning. Could use some coffee right about now.


I always copy emily breazeales homework because even though its 6 questions, I'm too lazy


Every time I try to leave you pull me right back in and take my breath away


Give me a beer and a lady my way into...


@annamae_22 has been crapping her drawers for hours. It's gonna be a long night \ud83d\udca9


Kentucky is nothing like TV puts it out to be \ud83d\ude12


lying is the most fun a girl can have without taking her clothes off


This fool @iLLMaTiC617 would rather have 2013 Jordan releases over the older and better quality ones....


2013 is the first year to have 4 different numbers since 1987. #woahh \ud83d\ude2e


Trey Burke out there smackin clutch threes like my boy @mikeweems23 #MoneyMike #MrBigShot


@cspanwj do member of congress give a damn about messages people have for them?They have lucrative jobs/best healthcare and to hell with all


@drewbelund you have been officially kicked out of our car.


it literally takes @LaurenLavarias1 like 10 minutes & 40 circles around the parking lot to find a parking spot.


Has anybody noticed that the people In positions of power are the biggest idiots on the planet?


Good luck tonight @DannaCheyenne4 I can't wait to watch you play \ud83d\ude01 sorry about your squishy! \ud83d\ude02 I love you \ud83d\ude18\ud83c\udfc0 #basketball #DoWork


I seriously had plans to be a ghost hunter


We're not dating, but you're still mine. @StCityy


Schools out and the nights roll in man just like a long lost friend you havent seen in a while


Finally out of this bad mood and getting pumped for this game\ud83d\udc4c


@lisatebow come to Pinky's. you'll have several. :). (@ 7)


@Saahshuuuuh OMG in Chicago did you ever go to taco burrito king?!?!


I just love when people lie and make excuses. I'd rather hear the truth than be lied to time and time again.


I'm thinkin breakfast for dinner tonight. \ud83c\udf5e\ud83c\udf73


@justinbieber @scooterbraun @jonmchu Wanna share it with us?


One day you're screamin you love me loud the next day you're so cold \ud83d\ude49


Red red red red red red red red red red red red red redneck


@i_kicksit \ud83d\ude0a thought you'd like that bitchezzzzz


@ImSovereignty TELL ME YOUR OPINIONS ID LOVE TO HEAR THEM.


I have this weird ass mark on my hand.. \ud83d\ude33


@b_sokol  last tweets for you babay girl


I used to be so much more photogenic then I am now \ud83d\ude48


@JamesHaynesOWWM let's make this happen.


@helloimseann Okay I'll have to sign up here soon then. Get me some Xbone games/gear.


Uhhh the last few nights all my dreams are of me being kidnapped \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude23


I'm surprised JHS hasn't allowed girls to bring their kids to class to improve the attendance policy \all day everyday\" go raiders."


Sleep for a few hours. Wake up for 20 minutes or so. Repeat.


I don't lie, but that is another reason I will be saying bye


I would do anything for lovee. Lol. Jk. #ForeverAlone


#RIPPaulWalker :( so sad. He was iconic in the #FastAndFurious movies.


HOMEWARD BOUND @higgie_smallz \ud83d\ude99


I miss high school relationships when they were about fun and instant attraction, not whether or not they're \ marriage\" material"


From now on, my money only goes to school, my car, and more ink.


It doesn't matter what time of the year it is, Christmas with the Kranks will always be my favorite \ud83d\ude0a


Hannah and I are about to win this damn scavenger hunt @RedMileVillage


@lindsaylohan you Cease to amaze me !!!!!


@cierabias okay now the horn really pisses me off lol but luckily the train never goes across the tracks since the mine up laurel shut down


I just slept like 6hours and now it's only 11hours til another practice from hell


@masehunt fuck, forgot about okwara. Pretty loaded, I heard Fox might be back still? Fuck, can he graduate? Only guy I've hated on regularly


@DSergi19 @allysonwelsch it's 29 and windy/rainy. Not fun and Kalahari is sold out today. Hahaha trust me you're not missin much!


I won't give up on us, even if the skies get rough. \ud83d\udc95


@JBarca Meyer didn't seem to have a problem in '09 when his 1 loss Gators and 1 loss Oklahoma played for a title instead of undefeated Utah.


@MelroseAce no I'm not. I'm a cool ass person and you know it. I rolled two blunts and didn't even smoke. Lol


it's like completely mandatory that I get back in a routine of going to the gym\ud83d\ude33 can't take this feeling like death mess anymore!


I miss you so much. I feel like we are strangers now boo! I haven't talked to you in SO long. I want to see you\u2764\ud83d\udc97 @lachanc3kaitlyn


I just passed Tyler Haws on my way to class and we shared beautiful eye contact.\ud83d\ude0d #byu


Wow UC getting handled. This sucks. Nothing inside at all. Wow.


@CathyWurzer oh yeah even if we have corn to harvest we could use the moisture for tillage


@Xzyliac @baimhas really good way to put it.


Gta online looks fun might have to buy it for that


Come play for me so I can fall asleep. Thanks. <3


t green light of the rain forest dazzled Ken's eyes.


Have to love getting a facebook message at 430 and see it was sent at 1230. No wonder I'm liking twitter more and more


Keilani Ricketts is dominating right now


These 5 Dudes Don't Get My Chick References #accurateiprovteamnames


@_hillarymiller OMG AHAHAHA I MISS LAST YEAR SO BAD!!!!


oh sorry I forgot that I'm 3 years old and need to be fucking baby sat


why can't we all just get along \ud83d\ude36


Insomnia is a biatch! So sleepy. It's gonna be a long day.


College football is way better then the pros


I don't understand that when I wake up my stomach's perfectly flat, then I have my coffee and it's like \ud83d\udca5


\@_Klaradise: Why aren't we a thing yet\""


I don't mind working for my dad but having a real job would be nice


Annoyed just turned into crabby. \ud83d\ude23


@Mark_Rockwell85 im the one who got graham. Definitely no collusion. He offered trade to me.


I could Handel this pain and forget your name, if you hadn't loved me like you have \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


A year ago today..  Weird to think about


Who's tryin to ride to ic with me for the night?


Isaac Lahey is my fave and should be ur fave too


Late night thinking has got me goin CRAZYY there are too many white people in New Hampshire I wish we were more diverse \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude14


You said \Please understand if I see you again don't even say hello.\" Please."


I love when people pull the shit were they ask if you think you're cool because you bully people hahahaha yes of course I think it's cool


@Kyliebrahh super man is saving the world how can you be sleeping at this hour dude


@StuffCCLikes It kind of freaks me out that Jesus dates all these women at the same time.


First hockey game of the season tonight and i'm missing it \ud83d\ude21


All my friends are out having fun with each other and I've literally spent the whole summer in my room. #kthanks


@bethellaaa @White_Momba_34 well looks like our friendship is over Sam..


When penguins find a mate they stay together their entire life. Will you be my penguin? \ud83d\udc99


Our local news station did a piece on gardening for the extreme drought we are in. In related news, it is raining.


I mean I just done why was best \ud83d\ude15\ud83d\ude2f


Without you God I am nothing.... Is more than a song that is floating around my mind. Because without you Jesus I am nothing.


So not ready for the pre calc test. #ugh


JEREMY IS DRINKING LIQUID COCAINE WITHOUT ME!!!!! #sojealous


\He takes it in deep\"- words from the commentator for #Bruins game \ud83d\ude4a"


You ever just look at somebody and their face pisses you off


I am selfishly really happy we had a high scoring football game so the discount in the bookstore Tuesday will be high! #BUHuskies \ud83d\udc3e\ud83d\udc9b


@br_harr hiiiiii so I got home and am depressed now that you're not here. Come home to me. ASAP. Plz. I miss my sista.


@Ohhlivehhaa Amy and I always talk about how much we miss living by ourselves in Towson \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\udc94


\We're loading The Great Gatsby on grandma's tv and grilling steaks tmr, you're welcome to come over\" say no more Mom. I'll be there."


\I think we ought to leave them here with some supplies and take off before whoever came after them comes after us and A"


@IkeJacklin idk man I just can't get down to 3 percent bodyfat


The fact that over 50 people were at tryouts last night. >>>>


Friday night and I'm sober... my life is sad af


Fun Friday night with Hannah sitting on her bed watching vines.


Everything's not alright and I would rather.


Yeah this Buffalo Wild Wings bowl and all the commercials are making me hungry


Happy Father's Day to y'all who've had unprotected sex!!! You could be a father!


Can't wait to come home and go to sleep tonight \ud83d\ude01


Instead of going to practice I slept until now... I'm so sick \ud83d\ude37


Pharm will always be my downfall \ud83d\ude2a


@ImmerRange I'm trying to multitask here, cut me some slack


MLB network I didn't know I had you. Tigers on JV pitching


Currently I am the only one in this car that doesn't speak a second language WHAT ARE YOU ALL SAYING


All guards will walk on your bases.play go ahead #cspanchat


\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 tears are real OMG


@theslicknick11 @bivaska2 they need a goalie, if they had Vokoun they would be fine


@StevenBregier come on dude just come play


Ready to watch the vikes take the win tomorrow


The unpleasant taste and smell you have with a cold


With all of the great defensive talent in this years draft, a lot if teams are looking to take advantage of it and go defense first.


One test down, another to go and then the weekend!


The fact he's my best friend and is staying up to make sure I'm all good..>>>@steven_mulnix


@capitoloutdoors Sorry man. Just saw this. Yes I live in Illinois year round.


It looks like the nicest day ever judging by the sun


I just want someone who cares as much as i do


Hey @nflcommish do you like seeing all of these lower body injurys? Thank you! You have made the game so much safer!


Wow I got three really good stories tonight dang! On that note, I am passing out. \u270c


I can't even describe how much I love Luke Bryan. \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude0a


Crusin at night listening to Smashing Pumpkins


@Dougpouliot @sethoott I was just trying to make a dick sucking joke guys...you don't have to break the bank Dougie


Welcoming this fall weather with open arms!


@Browns please find a QB.. Anyone but Brandon Weeden. Sincerely, every browns fan


@Coty_McKinney I laughed out loud. omg dude


\u201c@_BILLJONESIV: If music can just get back to substance, and creativity maybe I'd be less depressed when listening to radio\u201d <--- TRUTH!


long distance is the worst when I just need a big bear hug from my fave \ud83d\udc97 @acarney02


I'd like to take the time to love your body, rub your body, kiss and hug your body..


I saw the #JYM scoop comparison, and trying to guess the \concentrated\" products @JimStoppani compares to his product! XD"


Battled an absolute monsoon today for #pt but we always find a way to get it done #spc \u2614\u26bd


@MattShampagne I heard. I hope to comeback tomorrow. But it all depends ib how tonught goes and how I feel tomorrow morning


Midterms can really go die in a hole, especially math and Spanish \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udd2b


What's better than getting out of school at 1:15? Getting out at 12:40


Packing a lip after a nice meal is like an orgasm.


No really I love running into you and your new girlfriend who is uglier than me that you transferred to MY school with. #awkward


whatever . playing Zumba and just dance. someone can snapchat me .... ginaspitt. \n\u270c\u270c\u270c\u270c\u270c\u270c\u270c


Miley Cyrus is a sexy beast when she doesn't wear pig tails yum yum miley


American Horror Story, South Park, and Key and Peele. I love Wednesdays.


You are all talk, no walk! Hahah nothing to worry bout.  Move, bitch.


I literally am just so over today and just my life


\u201c@gchiesaohmy: offensive bball is fusing 2gether \free play\" w/ the components of space, width, mvment, and team play.  The Read and React!"


I would never have thought in a million years it would turn to this


It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life.