I have my fan on high, the windows open, and I'm still sweating


The stuff guys will do for a stick of gum... #amazed


Idk why but little girls always seem to bug me wherever I go\ud83d\ude12


I was born in it, I was raised in it. Got it on my chest


Anybody wanna come see the purge with me??? No okay that's cool.


I have both a chemistry and geometry test today.. \ud83d\ude11


Jennings cool it with the shots and lets rotate Redick in more #GoBucks


@Kimberlyn_T the one right across the street from Fred Meyers in orchards? Haha


@Bassman2012 I forgot that Aerosmith wrote that song. Eh, @becca_imabell ?


Finally watch anchor man.. After like 10 years of it being out lmao \ud83d\ude02


Jack Mona's jaw Spencer!!!! @SleepintheGardn #PLL


I would have preferred 6 but ill take 3 and being up 10 at half


Don't cha just loveee the spring season ;)   I sure do :)


Just want something real in my life. \ud83d\ude14


@a_reina31 oh really you should stop tweeting now before I freak out


I'm literally freaking out about that pooch punt


I just wanna be home with my beautiful family and nephew \ud83d\ude2b


@DUSTIN_RHODES1 hoping to see you this evening:)


@CaliLoveeeeeee Lol..I need to stop watching it..oh what the hell im post to you can see it...


I can't even keep my eyes ope. Soo I guess that means it's bed time. #nightwitter


I forgot I'm taking Spanish this semester \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33 lol


I either need sleep or an IV with a bag of caffeine and amphetamines.


@TeddersGirl at first I read \I need to appreciate pancake recipes\" idk how lol"


@emilysipiora I think you're really great. I'm glad this happened.


You're an idiot therefore I do not at anytime plan on socializing with you


Seriously jealous of all the people that are peacefully sleeping my midnight every night because being up all night sucks


Where's our length and pressure? Idk where our defense is but they need to figure it out. And get cooley to foul


I think I get a 2 hour lunch today tho? #motivation


I wish my dad could ball like that kids dad!


@JWSchooly @billmcjump @bennylenos @cdt_chrisdaniel we never leave a country after a war. That's all I'm saying.


Day30: feels great to accomplish something that you work so hard for. Taking it one day at a time. :]


I need to quit posting half naked pictures on Instagram. It's not cute.


@morin_vanessa @morganrae1134 GIRLS TRIP !


Shelley & I went to Pioneer this morning with Alex to have breakfast. It was interesting, I had a good time. Always nice to hang with family


Someone bring me sheetz \ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf57


mr Berni timed how long it took me to open my locker today. oh.


Life throws the toughest situations at me sometimes.


@TC19LHP ohhh I see. You should get home skills 2nd hour!


Scared to look... Idk if I can do it\ud83d\ude33


I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!


@kara_gorman awh that sucks I'm sorry \ud83d\ude14


Actually wore make up today \ud83d\ude33


@k_joseph21 Yes! Just went from six to midnight \ud83d\ude02


And my mom wonders why I want to move to Arizona.. \u2600\ufe0f\u2600\ufe0f


@tAdams_ awe I need that shit. What else is there to do on it.


If you're not texting me, you're not hearing from me.


@forever_farwell great is an understatement


Can u fucking just@like understand that your hot


@RonHornaday Now we need to get you in Victory Lane


@SnapsForMee she just loved to be loved on


I haven't been on twitter at all lately it was weird I was having withdraws, head full of thoughts syndrome lmao


omg why are there so many birds I'm confused


@rachelcantfly you saw me so I have no idea how anything could cause your night to be bad....


Every girl has that one bra they love because it makes their boobs look amazing and its design is cute


I. Want. Frostop. Now. \ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf7a


@BrittWalling if it says 16-012 then don't eat it!! That is the batch that is recalled!!


@collegeprepster you know I made the Maryland prep Instagram and I'm delighted every time you like a picture!


I just can't understand what the fuck it wrong with people.


someone have a gathering Wednesday and remember to invite me


Hopefully it's better next year.. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude1c


@ShelseaJativa because they are both so incredibly beautiful\ud83d\ude0d


Wish I was home so i could have watched the game \ud83d\ude10


Everynight you lie awake in bed , thinking of what you should have done instead


@tabathajo_ said she likes the smell of our freezer at work & asked if that's weird...Yeah that's weird


@hsab9 you can have the rest of them \ud83d\udc4c\u263a\ufe0f


Remind me again why I'm snapchating without makeup.... #baadddidea


I don't believe it one bit...we will settle this by a dance battle at night, in the rain, in front of some car headlights


There's someone out there that feels just like me, there is.. \ud83c\udfa7


I have this bizarre urge to go to the driving range right now.....


I have a Obsession with SHOPPING I JUST HAD EXPRESSO WITH DANIELLE,GEENAS BEING A BASIC BITCh I'm of the walls @daniellemankiew @geenaatripp


@rachieeeep_ Sunday funday at Belden village? Just sayin... Britt me Jill. What more do you need?!??


the ear plugs are almost completely blocking out greg's snoring tonight. i am content.


I hate when people wear the same thing EVERYDAY! #changeyourclothes #gross \ud83d\ude2f


thank you @ccfreestyle machine, for spraying lemonade all over me. love you, too...


I may or may not have twerked in the stand up tanning bed tonight \ud83d\ude33 #WhiteGirlProblems


I miss my family @GundvaldsonGOMG @Hickops @Kevin_LaChane :(


But the fact that @KatieLynnnSweet and I still haven't had our boy meets world marathon day is upsetting! #SadTweet


@lysssa_boooo sooo? Doesn't mean anything.. Ha.


@BrunoMars ask the dragon?? Please! We haven't done it I'm forever! And us hooligans want to know more about the sex dragon!! #askthedragon


Jim said he's going to do a fire drill at 5 'til 10. If he does, I will kick him in the shins, both of them.


Deciding what to wear tonight will be the death of me. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udc57\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\udc84\ud83d\udc59


Freak accidents, glad my sisters okay tho


Man this Seattle defense is freaking ridiculous!


@smallkidswag @cole_crotty Brock douchebag


You know when Elf eats that spaghetti with all the candy on it and shoves it all in his mouth and groans? That's me with cookie dough.


Can't stop watching the news on Oklahoma


Feel like a game of Fronthand Backhand with a few ppl...my turn first tho


My foot & my brain aren't communicating. My foot wants to out the pedal to the metal, but my brain knows what a speed limit is. #headedeast


@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim.


@princesstt818 true life these idiots are speeding up my gray hair process. Lmao


@halloimmegan @Katie_Hamrick This whole interaction... \ud83d\ude02


Finally I'm through wasting all these tears on youuu


@prodpi Yes!! Thank you for taking a stand!!


What even is RPI and why am I on my way there..


@kattbetti story if my life 5 days a week hahaha


@KaliWilkowski whenever I'm at your grandmas house you aren't there!!


One month until UMass \ud83d\ude11 @RDwyer8 @MikeDenehy22 @jimmykelly24 @JustinRudy18 @SN4110


can't wait to get off work at 5 \ud83d\ude2c


Tomorrow is when summer gets busy. 2 jobs, coaching 2 softball teams, transferring schools, helping my parents with all my siblings. #Chaos


If you're a guy and you watch the bachelor...I'm sorry but you're gay.


I'm always busy....... #loveit #buthateit


@amyguth Ha! I think I'm used to Arizona's \dry heat.\" ... And I'm from Michigan! Family and friends would be disappointed."


I don't have the best decisions most of the time but that doesn't give anyone the right to disrespect me. Ill live my life how I want..


You remember out first kiss or our last kiss


@bmcelroy @JShawley84 @lex_Caul you get to be my boss Ben haha


@Bahoot07 @isaacvasquez10 @_Baylee_23 I was getting ur back Aaron


Them Niggas Ain't Got Shit Else To Do Feel Meh


That was the night he gave us a deep speech about how love sucks & her other uncle was singing pumped up kicks


It isn't going to be official till I go out to New Jersey to visit at the end of June, but I have an amazing guy that I'm together with. =)


I'm a junior now\ud83d\ude48thank goodness.


Cleaning, eating, laundry, more cleaning. Thank god for late arrival tomorrow #sowornout


Text meeee, I know you want to \ud83d\ude0f\u263a\ufe0f


Hey you there.. You don't know\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Finished Torchwood, watched Season of the Witch, now watching Limitless. Yup, it's been a productive day. XD


@Koofas go to bed luke and \ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca7dream


I can hear his voice when I put it to my shoulder, a guns like a woman son it's all how you hold her


@Grab_Some_VIERS I know! Luckily I won't be there tomorrow :)


@Lailafawadd we skipped friday just to go to Five Guys \ud83d\ude0c#Amazing


Everyone has problems. Some people are just better at hiding them sometimes.


Leave it to my manager Adam to put me in a better mood. #GreatMan #MyFavorite


Someone should have a bonfire Friday \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude0a


This night was just shitty shitty shitty


And everytime my mind wanders it goes directly to you.


I \ud83d\udc97 my baby blanket \u263a\u263a


It's been awhile, since I've seen the way the candles light your face and it's been awhile, but I can remember just the way you taste


Always Kiss me Goodnight \ud83d\udc8b\ud83d\udc8b


@jamieflyin @rachelfreland are you guys stayin there where usher stay


@StephenDMason it was a heavyweight fight


I really need some new flip flops I can't find any of mine \ud83d\ude21


@kearstingrace I have class at 415. Till 530


@EmilyDeuxTrois better her than math class


@java4jj @JoshFiedler @RevoDoom I don't even know what to say to that


Took me about 8 tries to pass the helicopter course in flight school. I like how they wait until the end to tell you that you failed. #GTAV


I think my printer is going to explode #ResearchPaperProbs


Now what do i do the rest of the night?!


And if you can't handle the first couple years of your major then good luck actually going to med school or law school.


I'm gonna rent a boyfriend for Christmas, so we can cuddle & watch movies all day. #itsadate #singlelife


tumblr is the worst decision I'll make tn


Props to @Z_Hutt for getting up for a 9am class after last night.


@Tbridgewater2  @Cfop7  keep loving a high schooler girl that lives two hours away pussy bitch


Season 1 of Game of Thrones. Holy shit. #addicted


@Oh_Nana69 the lady that stands for all this didn't save me a spot \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude01


My dog chooses to sleep with me every night while I'm visiting #puppylove


I got $20 in my Easter basket. This is why my Easter bunny is better than yours. #lovemymom


I just wanna be able to fall asleep like a normal human being.


I will quit before I work on Christmas Eve #nothappening


Is this more than you bargained for yet?


Please understand I've been drinking again and all I do is hope.


Silver linings play book \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d Bradley cooper \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@CountryRhodes9 alright I think I have Tuesday off next week so well shoot for Monday night and you can crash... Then maybe some golf.


You talk so much shit on him, but I guarantee you if he said he wanted you back you'd go back to him. #funnyhowthingswork


@TheChadDennis hahahah I hate this stupid thing. but thanks chad


@Bonkaadolac yeah I know I'm just fuckin around. But like 7


Good Morning, if not for nothing, be a role model to someone, even if its for a day.


@elliemsarge I'll bet yah 10 bucks over twitter right now.


@UberFacts this would be so cool to see!


@DoM1NaT1OnX9 hahaha I can appreciate that \ud83d\ude01


When people make up stories about being called attractive or anything along those lines - stop \u270b no \ud83d\ude46


Great informational session with Laurie of @MDDNutrition today. Love to see my work and coworkers interested in nutrition and healthy habits


I gotta pocketful of sunshine thanks to @anissaalanna #thanks #stuckinmyheadallday


Hope @Mei_Jillian killed it today at her track meet #whitegirl \u263a\ud83d\ude1c


Dear Wind,\rThanks for keeping me up all night and making it impossible to be warm this morning! \rSincerely, \rTired & Freezing Duluthian


I miss @Allie_Claxton!! Hope everything is going great!! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


I've gained so much weight since this time last year. I have no self control and I love food too much. \ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf66\ud83c\udf69\ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udf6d\ud83c\udf5e\ud83c\udf6b


@Riley_Hilll is my favorite \ud83d\udc6d\ud83d\ude0d


@VinnyRadmann does someone need a selfie????


Id be scared to meet @AustinMahone he might beat me up like he does @BrytusOfficial .


people change & the most likely become the person they said they wouldn't be.


@huntervredenbur heck yeah it is \ud83d\ude1b


Me and my dude @J3ff_Ellis need to chill, we never chill anymore


Cuddled up in bed with my duck dynasty blanket watching the proposal after an awesome day of riding! I'm one happy girl!


This music is so enchanting. Thank you Andrew Lloyd Webber. And @emmyrossum 's is the most beautiful sound in the world


@millerne Yes! It is an amazing movie! The singing was even better!


So great seeing @JAbbott_1 last night !!!!!!!


It'll be like before we met. When we get to see each other again there will be tears of happiness running down our faces\ud83d\udca6\ud83d\udca7


Discussing nationalism with Nicole as she does homework.


My dad and I just jammin out to bubble butt\ud83d\udc81


I never thought I could be this tired from taking a shower, getting dressed and going down stairs to sit on the couch #exhausted


Leaving Milwaukee not hungover? Strange.


God, I don't have to see you. I know that you're there.


Funny how you're the broken one but I'm the only one who needed saving


Just found out Elijah kissed my tattoo like 2 months ago \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @justits34 @lukeheight04


Really fed up with these bitches looking at me. #BOO


@mshellhamer what will that do? AND idk where they keep that stuff in this house


Now this is how a finals is supposed to be played! #stanleycup


Hate to miss schools ball game tho. Real tough choice.


#WaysToRuinARelationship constantly text the opposite sex.


everyone knows who my dream guy is, i make it very obvious. he's just so sexy. \ud83d\ude0d


This is the second day in a row a jackhammer outside my window has woken me up


@Mat_WithOneT im gonna text u the love story


I feel so sick all of a sudden. \ud83d\ude23


Welp, I'm so glad I'm done with that shit haha :)


@caseyjames Congrats on your ACA nomination! \Crying On A Suitcase\" video deserves to win & #teamcasey is going to try & make that happen!!"


@jonesjake_ I'm pretty sure we were super loud\ud83d\ude02


I want food . Actually I want McDonald's .


@laiken97 no more #twitterlessnick \ud83d\ude12 only #twitterlessjared \ud83d\ude16


#ToMyFutureKids youre gonna listen to good music


Pretty Little Liars is back on tomorrow night (technically tonight)!!! \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udf80


@fascinationnn I do, it's the same name as here I think


@chloelyn99 I love you & I'm here if you ever need someone.


@Tony_Romero42 Monmouth college! You're at ISU right?


For once I'm not bitching about my bracket. Apparently I'm the only one that picked Shock U over the Zags #fistpump


@ThatKevinSmith Definitely saying this verbatim to the rabbi at services tonight.


Cannot wait to see @GageA15 and @NevaCominnDown tomorrow night. #missthem #happytweet


@aLoneHowl where else you trying to go yo??


free Dunkin donuts is the best Dunkin donuts


ive been listening to set it off for three years and have only been able to see them live twice


@zkantner145 love you \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


@JustSayR5 no problem ( I just had to repost it it was really good


When @kate16beth has to work <\nLooks like I'm gonna be sitting at home by myself on this Friday night. Wish @Jokeen10 was here :(#struggle


Sick of hearing about Rapid City. Chadron has more snow but we are in Nebraska so we don't count.


No better Prophet than Chuck #LoveToRobBenedict


Literally a living hell, dude makes you put in like 20 hours a week of work, I'm gonna lose it


@DancingABC one word! AMAZING!!!!!!! #teamamber


If you're mine, you're mine, no one else's. \ud83d\ude45


@RRKlavon19 yeah exactly and waking up at 7 isn't the easiest thing to do


Oh so your bragging bout sh't that ain't yours? Your freakin raw. Sike!!!! #Weakess


S/O to the girls who wear flats with flared yoga pants @kheylove


@AlyssaAWojo hey bb! where did you take your practice act test at?


My mom just saw buster on the news and said he has aged. Bad. He didn't look that bad when I dated him. He's gained so much weight!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'm not used to having someone take care of me when taking care of people is my profession. I'm like uh what do I do with myself?\ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\ude4c #SoNice


@KatyCecil not just practice. Just tends to not be a good day


No one will ever love me like my dog does.


Last night was a great night, just wish some things would have went differently...


@ash_a_wee noo. It was at the end of the year. It was like me you Sadie pooja and somebody else.


Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell


I really miss being romantically sexual and passionate on a usual basis.


a hot bath sounds great right about now. #relaxation


@sarholodnak well APPARENTLY I'm a little too naive because I almost stuck my foot in the toilet it's a common gesture of surprise


@KylieRecomnded Maybe your better half would /could do that 4 u?!?! #truelove #whataguy


@WillieGame_08 I'd like to pretend you didn't find out and continue...so...


@laceymicallef Chad Michael Murray and Larry the Cable Guy are in the next Madea movie.


Baby you are so gorgeous .. if you were mine i'd give you the world


@Tjmajors Better find a umbrella. ..its coming


pushing me away because you feel that I'm all the same.


Pc dude at the fest staring me down everytime i walked by.. But his expression was as if he wanted to lock me in his basement.. Lol #scary


@Donye_23 we will just have to catch up one day. Are you gonna be at the games Friday?


@MikeD716 im off every tuesday friday and saturday..and free during the day before 4. Lets do this


Bad mood. Bad day. Seriously ready for bed.


When your own system hits so hard it scares the crap out of you >>>


In other words, animals R beings that feel affection, sadness, pleasure, pain, etc. They deserve to be treated  w/decency & kindness. Period


My biggest problem rn is deciding between Mac or Ramen


@HarHarHarley_ lmfao she's like 4 why does she say that


Prayers go out to my sisters grandmother tonight. Get better Linda. #praying


I'm tired of seeing naivety being passed off as wisdom. Humanity is seemingly shallow.


@brilee0616 \ud83d\ude02 when u coming home?


The doctor advised me not to life heavy things so I have to sit on the toilet to piss now.. Lol


My Saturday night consists of watching movies and relaxing \ud83d\ude34


@shannonmypowell we aren't doing anything today hahaha. I'll be re doing it off you Wednesday.


Can't wait for the day when I make bank.


Fuck. My legs bruised baaaad now. #ohwell


My parents are actually considering letting me stay in South Carolina with my grandmother for the summer.. whaaaa!!!! #excited


you cant be nostalgic for something you ever left.


..but this may call for some desperate measures..


Florida Georgia line isn't all about Chevy!! One drives a ford in the music video of round here. #fuckyeah


When I get stationed somewhere when im in the navy, will you move with me? Or stay here and do your school.


@WhitneyLeannHow @jslush22 haha, ur full of \ud83d\udca9


@leahleisen you instant messaged me and I didn't see it and I can't answer back...


Gonna see how long I can lie in bed and use my leg as an excuse before Christopher loses my mind waiting to open presents. GO


They drive down the highway. A shark attacks the truck. The truck explodes. #sharknado


@BrennenShenk just wondering why it took you so long to come out of the closet.


Gonna feel like a complete bitch if I go through with this.... #WhatToDo?


This guy in front of me is asking a million questions. He is acting like its his first time at Subway. Dude. They sell subs. Not that hard.


Icing your ankle with a fifth of burnetts \ud83d\udc4c


I wish my mom would make me breakfast in bed.


@VernonDavis85 You're my role model. I've been cheering you on since I first saw you at Maryland. It would mean the world if you retweeted.


Gotta love getting completely soaked at a baseball game. #sarcasm


Aunt Sande is in the hospital again... Pray for her please


Falcon-high. #GoFalcons Always best after a sweet victory...sweet sweet victory. \ud83d\udca8\ud83d\udc80\u2708


It would be awesome if people would just get over it


@Stlawards I'm a pretty 8th grader \ud83d\ude14


The fact that I left my debit card in the ca4 and I have a half hour lunch break today <<< #fml


But I bet if I could drive, y'all would come crawling back.


Shaking right now haha literally that pissed


My face is numb, my toes are numb and I can't feel my fingers! Remind me again why I do this? :)


I make toast with nutella and give it to the boys while they play xbox.. #wifeme


it'd be cool if #oomf thought about me like I do them


@karinagsbc2010 we're just two lost souls swimming in a fish bowl, year after year?


I want it to be 430 already so I can be off work


@mkhalil53 judging from the hits we gave today doesn't seem to impossible


I told the mentor I wanted to be a chiropractor, and he was so impressed.


if I ever do put my child in pageants I will make sure they won't act like these little brats on Toddlers and Tiaras!


Can we create something beautiful and destroy it?


@BBTN Gotta go with the @Royals Love the Blue and White Homes!! #Classic


@MacenziePhelan a venue in New Hampshire haha


@KevinMarr95 @megan_white19 quite stealin her thunder!


I definitely hope the umps don't make us tuck in our jerseys.. cause my pants go up to my belly button...


I sometimes wish I had it in me to be immature and stoop to that level.


@kierstyn28 @brycie93  you made it confusing! #shameonyou


Anyone wanna do me a favor and find out exactly who uses this cell phone number


Moms baking pumpkin bread and I can't eat it \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf5e\ud83d\ude36


I want to close the bar with you. I heard you liked the wild ones \ud83d\ude1c\u2764


Which I do indeed thank my parents for taking such pride in amazing movies and forcing me to watch them #thankyou \ud83d\udc4d


@Slone_Brelynn20 no. I forgot the finale was last week.


The best kind of history class is a cancelled history class


The whole way to dq I smell smoke. Leaving I see the sky is covered in it. Holy crap.


Let us not become apologists of our version of Christianity, but let us become apologists of the Gospel of Jesus Christ.


I seriously love texting @kygans #WeAreHilarious


Can I just take a long road trip and vacation to New York, and hang out with @BrothaRawlins & Cody & all the other soldiers? #forreal


@LeenaQader I did that too :) up top \u270b


@AveryHoopes dude you have gorgeous blonde hair \ud83d\udc81


My mother accidentally paid my car payment this month and it is one of the best things that could have ever happened.


@kbbmurray lol same there always like where's Kenzie ???


should've took you back! when I had the chance!


@kaylahdeanne ok! I'm driving \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I hate when people constantly tweet about their relationship problems


@BozTheKid @TicoZach I'm pretty sure that was ivan's grandpa.


@JustinLourenc0 @marrrrrrrisa the grammar king


@BBecwar @jenna_friesen who needs names when you have their face to look at (;


The fact that people can't shut up during a ten second moment of silence. Gives me no hope for humanity.


@reedspence1995 we lost to the team we beat, by 2 points


@MichaelEvancoe Good plan. Don't want to melt those beautiful cards


@kelseyflanderss that's what ALOT of beer does lol


@heatheroseee nothing too bad. Just bad kidney infection... Hopefully leaving this hospital tmrw. This place is making me crazy lol


His revining shit is getting old and it's so fucking annoying


@swrobo haha okay Steve, whatever you say!


Am I the only one who feels like the last child is almost always the unplanned one?


Get ready for some good racing Baltimore the circus is coming to town. @IndyCar GP of Baltimore this weekend & let's see if matches Sonoma


Tomorrow night needs to come faster #likenow


@GIllDGN11 no bc he'll be too busy drilling you at practice \ud83d\ude02


I'm ready to get fucking wild tomarrow night!! Anyone else ready to get a little tore up!?\n#fuckingpumped!!


@Brittany1Tanner you don't like peanut butter..


@taylor_lynelle I love you. I'll show you screen shots in the morning. Make you feel better? \ud83d\ude0a


When my dad ignores my call I call him over and over and text him repeatedly


@nettatheninja shit, nice. Where is that?


@PoolAustin clearly our first roadeo. #rookie


Can some how I just wake up and this snow was gone and grass was green and it was a nice 75 degrees out? #sickofthisweather


Something doesn't seem right in that equation


@ThatSarahWick you just hate the system and I'm sorry


What would you attempt to do if you knew you could not fail?


Lol I forgot how terribly awkward my family reunions are


I'm trying to give Hally Berry a baby and no one can stop me.


@ZachSobiech hey man just watched #Mylastdays with my 9 year old daughter Sydney - you are truly an inspiration to us.  Bless you and family


I just want to be asleep right now , is that to much to ask for ?


R.I.P. my soldiers, man I swear I do this for ya


Jessica doesn't like my Lynyrd Skynyrd. \ud83d\ude14


I get to see the new baby kitty \ud83d\ude3b


@ASchwarz21 same!!! I'm so sad I missed it!!!! \ud83d\udc9a


@FERGTAID I don't think he's gonna mind it, hasn't complained or anything lol seems pretty legit


@whitegirl179 you tried to get me to promise not to text you about the game and you're the one that texted about the game


@LilAsWaggIe the lockout just now officially ended. Its breaking news.


@NickM858 are you creeping a bit!? \ud83d\ude0f


@ayesuh_ inject the blood of a centaur directly into your cerebral spinal cord


Got to school at 7. It's 8:30 and I have yet to enter class. I'm missing sleep people.


@zenen_saneshige I'll probs do that then


@_______SWAGGY I can't wait till tomorrow and your master mind plan.. Creative Dan.


So stoked for my road trip with @cora_small_tree to Colorado \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude0e oh and to see @Travis_March tonight \ud83d\ude01


YesyesYES! I just calculated it and even if I do make a D in my Natural Hazards class my cumulative gpa will be a 3.something!!! Woooooooo!


Go to my car for my books and i have a flat tire.. Just my luck. Thank god for mom and troy


@El_NumeroQuince I was watching the updates, and even though you didn't play much, I'm proud of ya.  Your on that college level now!


I was about to get a shower when I noticed that there is a wasp in the bathtub and a stink bug in the sink


@loveyourrap lololol Cyi doesn't like me. But dawww.


What the hell am I going to do with these Euros


Just went into our perfectly functioning walk-in cooler--to warm up.


Made two hotdogs only have one bun. Might as well just go back to bed...


@kcoleman864 hahaha they make me so angry. I about get in a car wreck every time I go around them.


I'm still sad Addie died because she was the only nice one


@KatiieAlllen_ I fall like 3 times a day


That wasn't necessary but okay #haha \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f Good for you


Nothing worse than a long wait at the doctor's office. Except moving, of course.


So CJ is helping the Rangers get to the playoffs again?


@KatieHaberern16 you better be kidding or I will cry


I think people should invent a fucking time machine.


It really is so hard to talk to someone as strangers when you were once something so close.


God I hate school more & more every Monday.


if my texts would send that would be really nice \ud83d\ude21


You forget how good Anchorman is, until it comes on.


I'm really should paint my fucking nails today.


Anyone w/super blonde hair want Jessica Simpson clip in extensions? They're expensive you can have them for free. Ordered wrong color.


@storminnorma @abby @germain092070 @Marirosa221 YAY! Where do I sign up lol


I feel sick to my stomach again \ud83d\ude37


Sometimes I wanna just punch you so hard in the face


Giiiiiirrrrrrrllllll I luh the way you do ittttttt. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfb6


Hmm, I thought we'd have a delay cause it's so cold.


bloom where you are planted.\ud83c\udf38


@_Garvin_  has the best music and his tweets are the shit! #Truth


Loving it when someone cancels plans that you didn't want to attend anyways.


@dlee114340 well fuck give me a holler anyway.


@KarennNegrete baby come do my homework pleaseeeeee\ud83d\ude4f


havent gotten myself to write this paper & its been a good hour or so by now


No point in chasing something that was never really there right?


@SteelersTide74 Yes. Was that a guess, or are you a train nerd, too? @ytownwx


Who's gonna lay a flag down on this sweet, sweet continent?!


@stringbeannn @dlichtenfels It's muscles bitch. Take the nickname or it'll be dickweed


But I'm trying, Ringo. I'm trying real, hard. To be the Shepherd.


Life's a game made for everyone and love is the prize.


Z-M's Lucas Ziemba will go to state in the 100. Took 2nd with a time of 11.59.


today went by wayyyyy to slow. \ud83d\ude15


I get invited over to watch a movie and they won't even tell me what it is. @caitlyn_taylor4 #Cool


I live for the way you cheer and scream for me #Applause


My dad filled up my car two weeks ago and it lasted me until this Sunday, so he filled it up on Sunday and I'm already at half a tank...


@I_Am__Swaggie @awills420 omg I never said that ? It was not even about him wtf ?!


I wish boots actually fucking fit me right so I could buy some \ud83d\ude14


Why am I stuck at the mall on this beautiful day


math should be categorized as a foreign language in the course selection  guide


GOOD THING THERE ARE VERY FEW PICTURES OF ME FROM MY CHILDHOOD. \ud83d\ude4f


And baby even on our worst nights I'm into you


@MegRaenelle I'm glad it's not just me! Are you on night shift? I would do nothing but eat if I had to work nights \ud83d\ude33


I wonder if trailer trash people know they are trash.... Hmmm


Sitting at home right now has never felt better!! #rva #homesweethome


I'm so sleepy. But sleep hates me for some ungodly reason. \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


Safe to say there will be no photos documenting this holiday.


One, is because Emily aka Amanda is just pure badass. And I wish I was as awesome as she is.


@livvinneaasy makes you feel so much better \ud83d\ude0f if there's any stuffed animals burn them ! That's fun too lmao


@BrendanLeis @rbergman80  The Bible clearly tells you right and wrong, and Catholics rely on the Pope as the authority.


@maggie_nicely oh well teachers said it was supposed to. & I stayed up until like 1 lastnight so my mom let me stay.


All these tools and you had to be Ratchet?


I need sleep, drugs, and my 2 cousins! That would be great!


@hey_shay26 wish I could sleep for 13 hours


@DaveBrick18 I always see him at Wegmans all the time .. He's hiding in buffalo


Atleast I can always count on @olson_jess & @SleazySanchez69 for always being there #loveyou


@Nikki_kess what the hell is that supposed to mean


Dear girls,\nYou don't OWN your boyfriends! They are free to talk to other girls if they want. Talking isn't having sex! #GoodFuckingGod


I didn't sneak out last night mom don't worry..oops


I didn't think I should have to say this but.. Fiends to talk to friends siblings.


It's a sick joke that my computer in the library just shut off and didn't save my work #fuckyoufranklinpierce \ud83d\udd2b


GOOD LUCK COMET LAX AGAINST CHELSEA! \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9b #killem


Everything I hear about you makes me hate you even more ahahahahahaha


@yeshuaseymour correction. Sex build. Chillin with my bro. Too bad you're at bars being a bar slut


and if you want to kill yourself remember that I love you


Taylor swift was too bad in the fashion show


@sparklegrey @blainesprince also we're the number one band in the state so yes i live at practice


@ofmaddyandmen I have that class I just sit there read or do home work but I don't have home work \ud83d\ude1c


Out of the dark that fills my mind, I somehow find, you & I, collide\ud83c\udfb6


like there's already a really embarrassing pic of me in the yearbook with my face all in the camera doing to duck face and peace sign


A few years ago I would've believed every word. Now that I'm stronger, I know you're wrong, and I feel bad for you.


Only voting for @ETriplett12 because of the clutch pick up the other day.


@NicoletteDaisy7 Yeah Adam definitely needs a Twitter! #adamprobz #newtotwitter


@domeskii11 @Andrew_Snagga @Barry_McockNer order me up


@summerdurbin Whenever I hear the song Beautiful I think of when we went to Six Flags lol fun times!


@RealSkipBayless should have run a better route rather than running straight into the defender


@Megann_MarieeXO Ikk but it's all good I found it:) I flipped the blanket up and it flew on the floor lol


@RobReho @Spitt92 pay the man. Kid needs to eat


we have 20 boxes of jets pizza in school store


Today I could crawl right back into bed ... So glad I'm giving test in all my classes! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udcda


So you actually think I'd hangout with you? There's a reason why your my \ex\" and I don't talk to you.#sorrynotsorry"


@ashlynmoots i will! Come to to the village sometime


And do you ever stop drinking?! Not one day has passed when you haven't had a drink how about taking some responsibility


\u2212 Like how df am i a hoe ? Bitch you sound really fucking stupid right now .


I hate going into my sister's room to many sad pictures...


The Jays boys basketball games scheduled for Friday night at Buffalo will be played tomorrow night (Wednesday) at the scheduled time.


Someone come to chipotle with me. I'll buy.


Big big fantasy football day. Win and I make the playoffs. @donatini_adam


The ghetto has not been salted. I repeat, the ghetto has not been salted! @rkuhle28


First one up on Xmas morning. Coffee in hand and peace in the house. #mytime


@littlest42 @32coloradogrl @daisyd113 @friendswithkip @kipmooremusic just to catch up today's topic is his freckles and buggers??


Sometimes I really just feel like an asshole.


@bethxfrosting ill believe it when I see it \ud83d\ude09


You must like talking to her more than me too. FUCKING COOL.


I'm all bloated and have a huge head ache, hopefully being with the Kids tonight will help me out.


Just received the statistic syllabus via email... it is getting closer and closer to having to face reality. #endofbreak


Well, I was hungry until I saw @_jameykelley... Lost my appetite. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude45


@kaitlyndanielss @jackiemillla I'm inferring but I'm not getting anywhere


Just pissed myself bc my mom came into my room with a container telling Dorothy and I to go in the bathroom bc she was drug testing us


I always regret the decisions I make #isthatbad?


I really want to feel good. \ud83d\ude2d


Who's seeing the purge with me?! \ud83d\ude1c Seriously tho


Well I stayed after and I'm in mrs hoekemas room.... She's not even here...


I need to vacuum. \nI wish the vacuum wasn't huge, clunky, and didn't weigh 500 pounds.


Went to my office and cleaned off my desk.  It wasn't sad at all.  I'm very content with life right now.


Sometimes letting it all out just isn't an option


If any one thought I ever looked like shit before they're in for it when they see me today. Lmao


Everybody put up your hands, say I don't wanna be in love, I don't wanna be in loooove.


I never knew people could be attracted to fruits \ud83c\udf4a


#InElementarySchool I fell in love with @DKauf13. <3


If I could not feel sick for 5 seconds, that'd be great.


Now your just somebody that I used to know... \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


#CATFISH Ebony: \What did u expect to get from this?!\" Rob: \"That dick!\""


Only chem student in Wyoming Area history who got a negative percentage on a test #holla


@marissamorris0n has the best tweets\ud83d\udc4cidek


#RIPShain -- That last episode was so beautiful! Makes ya think...


@M40A3Motivation the Internet is a weird place.


Wind 0.0 mph W. Barometer 1004.7 mb, Rising. Temperature 28.8 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 47%


@BenLoje22 @NickHardy7 dude that is frikin crazy


Searching for the meaning?  You'll find it next to me.


Like seriously. I thought we were over it.


House is clean, dinner in the crockpot & it's almost time for the kids nap. Productive day!


@bigern25 @BrettGriffith33 soooo bumpin dude it was legit af lol i wish we could do it all over again.


I would do unspeakable things for a massage right now.


You say its going to go back how it use to be. Or your going to try harder... #yousuckattrying #juststoplyingtome


My mom: wait u actually got invited to something?


love how me and @IanLavs have a half an hour snapchat convo before bed time


Months of hard work all comes down to today #herewego #deca


@krist3n_maria has a serious staring problem


@carlyypalmer I'm going to miss you too :(


.@AnthonyCumia your pool problem is that you underestimated how much velociraptors drink on a daily basis. #ToyStory4


Did u know matt carpentars dad grew up on franklin Ohio and is a hall of fame baseball coach in texas


@jessicastanley5 @horstman98 @meganmcclaskey Casey would!


@TaylorZRadio hope he doesn't try to call a timeout.


reading Liz's tweets are about to make me cry, not even kidding. I'm here for you babe, can't even imagine what you're going through.


I hate working with drug addicts when they get \all philosophical\" and question if I am real or imaginary."


Hate when people do that. I'm like freaking out now


Twitter app isn't working. I might die in the next 20 minutes.


@Boofybuckets_10 dont you play the bears the last week? if you beat the steelers then played the bears for the division it would be badass!


@meatwagon22 yeah no kidding, I tend to just stay off YouTube for a few days when they roll around. Not like I can't see it for myself


@DatNinjaFloyed on my deck. where are you? \ud83d\ude01


...Never wanting to leave his nice warm warms...#smh #boytoy


'Christmas is always on a Thursday. It's like Thanksgiving.' -kristi #nicetry


@TaylorAleman i think so too. Thought about retweeting that. But i just thought. ;)


If you talk shit to anyone on Christmas... Fuck you \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


#tweetaboutyourselfandbehonest A wall had more definition than me until one night boobs appeared sophomore year.


I will try out for the Voice next year. I will. \u270c\ud83c\udfa4


I have a frozen pizza and no one to share it with. Tragic.


I didn't know wearing a camo hat to school was such a crime.


If I could own all the snap backs, socks, and shoes I wanted then life would be just fine and dandy! \ud83d\udc4c


After 4 years of not eating a mcdonalds cheeseburger, I finally gave in.\ud83d\ude48


Seeing @EHawkss tonight>>> omg missed you


I just want someone to cheer me up \ud83d\ude1e #NooneHasLately #please


Well the only classes that I could sleep through are labs so that sucks considering I can't miss them


@SchmalzLuke @ItsFoodPorn ill bring you halloween candy tmr??? \ud83d\ude09


@peoplemag way to go Ben and Argo OSCAR will be sorry the eggs on their face!!!!


Our dorm is seriously hotter now than when it was 90\u00b0 out for a week.


I wanna go to a haunted house this year.


It's funny how someone else's success brings pain. When you no longer involved, that person has it all. And you just stuck standing there.


@ch4rl0ttie pictures of 1D online and there was that one photo of Harry with his legs open from that one photo shoot and I was like \Ew, nO\""


Brandon has me dying \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'd like to thank Karlie Kennedy for helping me just now. thank you


@SasseroleStJohn idk why I let you use of my social media.


@BeauReshel I wouldn't have it any other way


How do you say \I need a life\" in French?"


I'm ready for things to just get better.. It has to get better .... Right?


Definitely marrying someone from the south\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d


#confessyourunpopularopinion no one really gives a shit. \ud83d\udc4c


Instead of doing things I should be doing I'm gonna spend my night watching American idol auditions. All 54 of them. Lol


@aj_hoyt @feliciakrysteen actually I thought it was red because of A state..


You can't buy happiness but you can buy cupcakes and that's basically the same thing


Once again irritated with how lightly people take marriage. You should actually know the person you are spending your life with.


To go to ulta while I'm waiting for my family or not... Decisions decisions


The wound heals but it never does , it's because you're at war with love . \u2764


Home from a long day of shaping small pieces of metal. now I prepare to answer silly questions for beer money. #tuesdays


Durant took more shots tonight then I do with my player on NBA 2k13 in a game


Hey don't look now, but the Jaguars are winning! Wth....lol


@ashanne4 creeeeeeeeeeeeeps! It just freaks me out


I ran over a curb and it reminded me of that time when @riahkins hit one going like 80 and almost killed us.


@ilikeapplejacks next semester I got the schedule


My phone only works in wifi and I can receive text messages but not send them! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude21 #wtf #whyyy


@aseandrews down the hall baby straight up the stairs omg stop my fav song by him \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc95


I believe you are going to be the best thing that has ever happened to me. \ud83d\ude0a


Just checked in the cashier from Brennan's #casual


I won't drink chocolate milk unless its mixed with white milk.


Snuggled in bed with my heated blanket , my pumpkin candles lit and I have no homework , this is my kind of night \ud83d\ude0a


It must be let's ignore Emilie day or something


I'm probably the shittiest girlfriend in the world #isuck #ohwell


@caleigh_rosee had that last night and it's perf


\@KaytlynNicole5: Let your love for God change the world, but never let the world change your love for God.\" Best thing you've ever said"


Ummm why did a sex toy distributor just favorite my tweet..?


@mitchell_stout how about you stop being a dick


@kidlicious98 please play next year tho, we gon need a qb


You get the exact same tattoo as on pinterest you are dumb #unoriginal


Quite the spectacle seeing Bryan Cranston going from the crazy dad on Malcolm and the middle to Heisenberg.


@jrstokes79 I'm for real fine just realizing a lot


@hitlersposse @luna_writingsin @Ash_Costello daisy the sour cream lmao


@tanealmariee Juliana whole family thinks you are , lol grow up ,


my grandma sent me a letter in an envelope filled with glitter. I would rather have had it filled with anthrax.


Forsure leaving class early for this game.


I wish I could have been a mobster back in the day


Reading 20 of the 51 killed in OK twister are kids, makes me sick to my fucking stomach.


I used to be a drama seeker. @TaylorrStand


I don't see how schools can do 2 hour delays like it fucks up the schedule and shitNo like our school doesn't have them either school or nah


so many people from Medford go to bridgewater this year.


My girlfriend is the only reason I stay in this bullshit state


I cannot tell you how much I LOVE this weather!


You were the sloppiest cheerleader on the whole team #stfu


@timlannon11 tanning with 6 dudes? What a homo


@William_Saints Estas son ojeras de panda y no mamadas, :3


I miss you, even tho you were a complete dick to me. This doesn't make sense.


Blowing out someone's candle doesn't make yours shine any brighter.


All I want for Christmas is for my freaking grades to be posted!


Sydney is so wasted right now \ud83d\ude02 #z00t3d


@MommyLovesWine Zip it up and put it in the back seat.


@atmay25 @Alexx_Renea_ we both have Shultz ... she sucks butt


Watching the first @HarryPotterFilm  with my favorite man in the world \ud83d\ude00


The fact that I'll barely be in school for the next month is pretty sweet #seniorperks


#NotreDame is playing incredible defense. #sarcastictweet


Been there, done that by Luke Bryan is such a perfect song.


God wouldn't put you through it if he knew you couldn't handle it


@GoddessDeanna I'm just wondering goddess. Do you have an amazon wish list. I enjoy your tweets and photos let alone your clips4sale..


@EvansTwatter yay!!! We are going to red lobster and a movie we think \ud83d\ude1d


Oreo will be the branding story of the game.


@x0_kw that's why she never brought me a souvenir back.


@its_mady_yo you're the one who didn't text me back queer


Happy Thanksgiving to All, be safe and and Blessed with all your families !!


Why do people sit down with their backpack on? Then attempt to take it off without getting up...


@smgreenbaum must of been someone at the wok


Running is honestly the best therapy\ud83d\ude4c


Good thing there were only 15,000 at the game to see that.


I cant help but get upset, even if it isnt your fault


@mo_harman @anthonydnichols well all those fucking kids in summer gym take up all the tables and we have no where to sit


@jscholler10 you are the king of BAD WORDS #feelingsdestroyed


Just got home and I'm bored. Lets do somethingggggg


Bad wreck on river road.. Avoid if possible!


@natemiller789 awesome! Hope you guys had a great time. @randilynn82


The buffalo sabres and Darcy Regier especially are the jokes of the NHL and a great example of how not to run a team #FireDarcy


Totally listening to Hannah Montana station on Pandora and i don't regret anything \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udfb5


@gottalovemarg hahaha know right! I jut wish I could make my mouth look like a triangle


@SorryNotSoorry literally cried through the whole movie. #EmotionalRollercoaster


Worship night tonight at 8 in Realife! Can't wait to see what God does!


@BrettFess because Alabama is such a powerhouse. When they win its no big deal. When a powerhouse like them goes down its huge.


@ashtastickkk  BUT It's so hard reaping what you have sown when all you plant is destruction ! Reap the whirlwind


Won't be long before you're pulling yourself away


Yes it's easy to see what you can get but I want you to imagine what you could have


Literally on the edge of my seat with this filibuster.  #StandWithWendy


In love with someone who I have no chance with ugh the struggles


Wanted to wash my car but of course it looks like its gonna rain \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udc4e


Not going out tonight cause my immune system was like \Fuck you, Alyssa!\"  \ud83d\ude13 #happymardigras"


@MikeNaso oh no my mom will get all that. She just needs a friendly reminder people are coming over haha


@mac_tomasic you have to occasionally lol


thanks for not even acknowledging my presence/existence


Just because you're attractive, doesnt mean you're my type


You've already done enough, are you done yet?


So proud of my baby @K_Weezzy today!! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc4f


Bonfire on the beach tonight! Cannnt wait! #rainstayaway


@E_raww7 no remember foles is in that division


@marleer91 I miss you more. Can't wait to see you!!


That awkward moment when someone says hey I haven't seen you in forever and you don't know who they are! \ud83d\ude33


@ToriThatMexican I'm on the pot, suffering the wrath of breakfast but when I get back can I get the rail achievement?  That's a sick world


@SalaNick lol do you think I was aware of a big hill in the first place..? I'll see how my knee does when I get this tape and after dr appt


@KirstenAnn3 you have a nice butt, you know that. It is just stupid because you don't starve yourself. Sorry I said that wrong


They need to pull Flynn. Put the Rook in he won't think too much & get the ball out!


@imarleneking please tell me there is some Ezra and Aria?!? #askmar :D


@Nawdieuh @taylerajones that's illegal bc its Columbus Day


your child is barefoot in the grocery store. I think you need to put down the Little Debbie's and prioritize your money.


@youngsiebold2 yeah dude since the fall of 1975 I loved the bullets...them not making it dissapointed me greatly


@FightOrFlight food,food and more food sounds like a perfect #Thanksgiving


I think too much & put myself in a bad mood.


It's rainy days like this that make me so thankful I have long legs and walk fast!


There's once in a lifetime and there's once in a while and the difference between the two is about a million miles.


@karkar_johnston @MNietz @JayCrayCray It has been brought to a screeching hault


That's okay @PeytonFloied is your @ button broke like I'm concerned


SWERVE GET IT JOSH YEAHHHHH TEAM HOOT HOOT!!! @JGutch12


bob marley relaxation tea makes me sleepy this is not ok


I wish I had a delete button in my life to delete some memories and feelings.


Most people #inMingoCounty are not a bit excited for buck wild!


@CarisaMarie11 that reminds me, I need a new candle, pillow & like 12 $5 DVDs


So thankful for people in my life who help me through momentary breakdowns!


@JDelVi ridiculousness is a joke I didn't mean now I meant the transition from R&B to FF was douchbag to semi-admirable


@ktjanese surprised me with a sweet tea from Sonic bcuz she knew I hadn't had one in over two weeks. Srsly luv her.


I really took a video of a video just incase he deleted it so I have it forever.\ud83d\ude02 Idec, I love it. \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb6


@KShelttt Hey where did you find a since book?!


@SensitiveMJ yeah I don't remember when I did that either. I'm under the weather. Don't feel well. Getting ready for bed.


@OneClassyFellow we'll be around tonight! Come over if we don't make out way over!


Things have actually been going terrible for me besides like 1 or 2 things #badweek


This night is actually fun lmfao #TheShitMeAndKiarahDo


@HopeSM10 I've always liked Hill. You can ask Sean if he remembers. Always thought he was an energy guy, someone every team would need but


Why couldn't Miami get Dexter Fowler instead he goes to the Astros.


can't wait to see how my brackets do, feeling pretty confident!


No sea rienda suelta a tus palabras sin medir las consecuencias.


@kayyy_kayyy1452 do it in morning(: come over before 8!


@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ.


Drawing nipples on our ribs because #finalsweek


Must be nice to get financial aid from the state, so you just blow off your college education.


I'm afraid to get my paycheck since I skipped work Tuesday. \ud83d\ude48


My pandora is spot on tonight. RHCP, sublime, blink and everything else awesome


Catching Fire was almost perfect. I cried 7 times.


@Baby_Quinsicle we'll you'll be dead so I don't know how you'd get me


@Jhensley_25  hahahaha I want j\u00e4ger


Remember when people thought the giants defensive line was going to be good...


I look too cute right now , #feelinmyself


#ireallydislike you and ur personality #fuckyouuuu


What if I have a disease and I have to get my ear cut off #shiiiiit


Decided I'm never going to college if it's anything like AP chem


Working making deliveries helping out wherever I can I work until my shifts supposed to be over but were busy as fuck so I stay and work


@KirkHerbstreit how about some Beaver love?  The nation needs to know about Sean Mannion!


Not sure if my husband actually likes this song by Florida Georgia Line or if he's just making fun...


@IamDaltonRogers hush it dalton! And I had honey mustard allll in my hair...\ud83d\ude12


I can't wait for the ice skating rink in Jeff to open up \ud83d\ude0d\u2744\ufe0f


@jourdyn_mariee @mia_studenroth wow I got excited for nothing


If you like me than say you like me. \ud83c\udfb6\u2764


I'm sittin on a chair but in the future it's my throne


Anyone  know  what  sleep  is  ?    #cannotfindany  :-(


Anytime I get a glimpse of myself in a mirror I wink at myself because I'm one good looking manly man.


@hannahoxoxo  what about a tall nice guy?


@jazzywaggs I am literally sad that you're not here.


About to help Paige and @A_Wet_793 unpack into their new house. #mixedemotions #lovethem


My five year old cousin just figured out we share grandparents and he doesn't like it. #family


@That_Kid_RyRy but it's so hard not to be a bitch to a ginger...


Saw a guy that looked like derek Morgan from criminal minds ...


Some person just came to my door and i knew they were there but I just chose to keep my music up and keep dancing so they left #noshame


Is it Friday yet?! I'm ready for Cumberland!


OMG my ear is so sore \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude16


Ya know, I always get screwed over. Maybe I should show no emotion and see where that gets me


Baby why don't you just please come back, you don't have to leave like that.


I now know where to go if I ever feel the need to buy a kevlar flak jacket


Character is how you treat those who can do nothing for you - anonymous


5 months. Ever yours, ever mine, ever ours. \ud83d\udc95


I love Daniel Tosh and in completely unrelated news I have extremely vile humor


I'm just so proud of my friends @Jenny_Heyo for losing weight and @germericangirl_ for being on fucking TV!


baby get naked, just so we can make sweet loooove \ud83d\ude0d


Social.framework doesn\u2019t protect you from this.


@Willersville I like both players too but Jr is putting up 3 point games like nothing and the stats favor in his way too


spending my day with my absolute best friend @cornxroast yeeeeey \ud83d\udc95


Reading about native American lifestyles and treatment in the seventeenth century makes me happy I was born in today's terms #Lol


I'm having the worst back pain for some reason tho... \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude2b


#ImAttractedTo blue eyes \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99


Glad I was able to help fill the void in your life, makes me feel really good. #neveragain


@WREKK1 haha thanks a lot man! Did you see my senior prank at graduation by chance?


Probs the bingo champ at the leiting christmas


I wish i had a magical genie to bring me as many Arbys Roast Beef sandwiches i want! #Asap #IfOnly


@snooki I swear Lorenzo is the cutest baby I've ever seen\ud83d\ude0d


If your going to cuss and me and tell me to shut my mouth without hearing my side I will pursue it to the max


My bunny is so stinkin adorable\ud83d\ude0d


@emmastinson at the rate it's at he could be a fully grown adult by the time he grows horns. From the inner demon


@ThatDutchKid32 next half day im all yours


@Higgie_Smalls01 same! modells & target are hiring!


really want to get into that Buddhist lifestyle


There's one thing that will fix everything, and anything... But I will not tell you what it is.


Relationships are about trust, not just having your way.


Camping out in the living room with bubby\u270c\ufe0f


You're only doing this now because you're afraid of losing me.


@Big_TiffTiff bad swearing like the f word


It's going down I'm yelling timber , let's make a night you won't remember I'll be the one you won't forget


Well I guess I have nothing better to do than take a nap before practice \ud83d\ude34\u26bd


@amichelleminto @xoshauna11xo I don't even know you


You're in control of your own life. If you don't like something, fix it.


Why do you do this to me? Why do you do this so easily? #lyrics


@jimjimmyjones @FritzztirF @The_Josh023 had to run so I can't


This weekends about to be crazy! \ud83d\ude1d@catie_lin


I think my dad likes blurred lines more than I do \ud83d\ude33


I just want Lacole to be here with her puppy


Christmas is the best time of the year #tistheseason


I don't want to deal with immature boys. this is why I don't date guys that are my age. #growup


@SamiiBynumite it felt like my face was on fire and I felt like I was gonna pass out.. You wanna like rip your face off \ud83d\ude33 shits intense


It's true that time heals everything, but you never know just how long it'll take


May your life preach more loudly than your lips


@DanielLockie1 don't worry I meant my brother!


@leviklips what did you get for 3,8,9,11,16,17, & 18?


Laying down some tracks. This is exciting


@chooooo_chooooo no of course not. it was a retweet. btw my dad is disapointed with you.


It's extremely disappointing to see MP being defended as relatively safe yet be so quick to judge & analyze a situation most will be lucky


@Izz_Gadley I'm glad I got to see your beautiful self last night!


Idk do I have a cute laugh? Probably not.


@kyle_steven_ no but everyone thinks it did coz my original picture I had the ointment and the wrap on it


@kaitMFisher yes, much better way of putting it \ud83d\udc4c


Taking care of people this weekend like its my job! I'm gonna be a great mom someday \u270c\ufe0f


I just need to see what were ranked in softball and I'll be in a good mood again.


@liiiiivvv I'm so excited! Secretly wishing that we get a foot of snow on Saturday


I knew I wouldn't be able to sleep in\ud83d\ude12


I haven't been tweeting very much lately..


My biggest fear is becoming the thing I hate most in this world


@Touch_N_Hoes4 I'm an EMT, would you like some help with that Burn?!! #Ouch


I try and remain as happy as possible because I hate appearing as a weak person.


There are too many guys here. I need more ladies


@_GimmieDatBecky that sounds fabulous. We need shenanigans Friday November 15. Plan for it


All I'm sayin is I could eat right now but I'm not getting in the shower to just not go lol I would rather lay in bed and wait haha


After all this time I'm still into you. #paramore


@barsbran21 oh fuck yea :-) its gunna get weird. Haha


@Diane_Keaton I love you. Like too much for my own good. Also I'm drunk


It sucks that we don't get yearbooks until August, but at least they're gonna be awesome this year \ud83d\ude0d


I feel bad for people with moms that can't cook man


when weird twitter and rap twitter fuse permanently I promise you I will never walk away from my laptop again


I don't think I've ever seen payton manning throw a perfect spiral


@emmacorbett94 haha well good for you. But don't worry, I'm trapped in my room due to sickness so you won't hear it from me haha #begladlol


Love the tweets on Saturday and Sunday long runs and races!! Very motivating.


@eg_renegade91 were going to swannanoa this weekend!


Definitely failing my exams this is bad why am I not caring...


@Bcsimp1 @MeMeWildcat @kamstick23 @ruthrucker2 @KentuckyDiane @TenDem Goooood MORNING!


@Briajb it hasn't come up lately. You're the only person I know that likes him though. \ud83d\ude35\ud83d\udd2b


Hail yes, there's lemon pie on the frig.\ud83d\ude2e


@ChristieParker_ shout out for being cool and nice an pretty and a great friend


Or maybe not... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@CarlyBennethum you better be. Oh yeah btw can I come live with you


S/o to @tracysteele22 you seem really nice!


@SethBobomb Well then I guess I don't know shit. There's a good torrent on TPB, it looks like.


You guys both look stupid. Stop. Either fight it out, hug it out, or stfu\ud83d\ude09


@KaylieHollis I'm not in school anymore \ud83d\ude2c so there's that..lol


@D00GAN_ he just told me he loved me hahahahahahha kinda wish I was there !


@Rachellynnn_ one day ill make you proud Rachel ill take a pic if I ever finish it


Can't believe ill be in school in 7 hours..


This is going to be another enjoyable sunset for sure. #vibrantcolors


My moms not even gonna be home all night #score


Dennard with his 400th pic of the season


\If he was my brother, I'd still wanna see him in his underwear\" @wilson_emilee  #WeightRoom"


A goodnight text would be great but you know


@TheNcredbleHolt @thehighwaywon there's still time this year! Sometime while I'm on break PLEASE


@stormygimbel did I hear 42-25 yotes at half?


@ThatOneLaiken @aliyahhloyd oh so you know he's sleeping?


I'm waking up at 5:30 getting a shower and crawling back in bed tomorrow morning. idc \ud83d\udc4c


@Kristiimulder well I kind of feel like a self centered bitch for covering landen's face.


Waking up every ten minutes to go pee is not my cup of tea! #needssleep


sad to think after so many years our friendships over but whatever.


I am ready for bed. I don't even want to sleep, I just want tomorrow to get here.


Let it all go whatever it is and tip it on back


@marisamoylan @dev_astated @allymckay_ probably\ud83d\ude09


My mom and brother gossip way to much. Can't tell any if them anything. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude36


@jricci_rich77 someone stole another vase from the restaurant. #FBIAgentJoeAndNat


The birds are chirpin outside of my window. I had a wonderful night. 'Goodnight~


Nobody look at me today. I am the definition of a mess.


@_beRAD never mind Be rad. Your intelligence must have dropped from watching too many heat games


@jvusername_69 and I can't wait to kick it with my homie @SweetDaddyJesus this weekend


@drew_laskey every new year I like to cut someone out of my life and Drew, I'm sorry to say this, but, its you. \u270c


You know life is so precious when a three year agrees to being your best friend \u263a


passing the exit for Siena on the highway.. so close yet so far away\ud83d\ude29


@RealtreeRomeo if I could retweet this over and over, I would \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


@chsscgirl Think I need a new Springtime pedi...  :) :)


So every time I look at my avi I get wet


@KensingtonOrion @davewil15 it's life changing, makes all the difference.


And it's not just long, It's like down to the small of my back.


Watching boys play video games<< why do they think yelling at the tv will help them play better!? #men\ud83d\ude0f


@Meatball_Swag hey, yous a cutayyy lemme get that numba \ud83d\ude09


I'm going to die this morning at conditioning from turners yesterday\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udcaa


@HoneyBadger_48 @georgepooney  i think i only ever won time hhaha


We still haven't had our PBR fix @JayClemens


Not back even 10 minutes and problems already.


@twoheadednerd I would have totally missed Trillium if it wasn't for @JeffLemire Twitter. I'm sure the old $1 for #1 would've saved me.


Love don't change really just came on\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude14


Lmao I go from one extreme to the other.


Why do I need anything other than classes on the Holocaust if that's what I wanna study in college? #sodone


@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?


Casually choking to death and my nurse roommate sits on the couch watching a video on diabetes. \ud83d\ude35@kay_dawgg


at the point where im done caring about anything. lifes just a joke anyway so fuck it


@EllenMRufo mmm yes I'm filled with excitement #psych


I guess you can't ask where people are going to college these days. It's considered a put down.


@billytrout8 you. I'm happy that you can finally be faithful to layken, in happy that you are actually trying. I'm happy, so why not just


Your life will get better when you realize it's better to be alone than to chase people who don't really care about you


My dad gets off the couch \oh shit wrestlings on\""


@Josiemb7 I was gonna show you an option of a cute color


I just love to wake up in the middle of the night and jump into a tub with sphagetti and water and just splash around.


I wish I was more firm on what I tell myself to do.


I'm ok, isn't that what I'm supposed to say?


Pennsylvania people don't know how to do crabs


@_clarkelly_  jennaay_s come back I hate 5th wheeling


I will literally do anything not to study


Willing to give away this whole bottle of new Amsterdam to some lucky person tonight


G is admitted to @WCHOBuffalo & getting antibiotics. @nicki147 is frustrated they don't have NFL network for Bills game. I'm driving home.


The best of us can find happiness in misery.


@Krist_Nicole_ GET ME ANYTHING! A pair of socks even. I don't care!


The cover I just posted is fucking relevant as fuck.


I just wanna be tan without getting burnt and peeling .


I love sleeping...so why cant i #nobodyknows/cares


@KrisThomasMusik  did awesome! #TheVoice


@knc1235 @Kailey_Spicer @CarlyDrobnick @kennedycrever i think this getting very sexual..... So i'll stop


@ShanShan_donkey you are such a goofball \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


It's 7:05 and I really think I'm about to go to bed \ud83d\udc4c


Just kidding. I'll pry work both places. #cashflow \ud83d\udcb0


The beach is going to be sooo nice Thursday \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b


Bug looks just like mason disick \ud83d\ude0d


@jjauthor I think if you ask Obama you'll get a different answer!Look!His head is tilted so far back,looking down his nose,you know HE'S IT!


didn't know I had to tell you where I am at every minute..


Haha it's funny because they never even hooked up


@HoganBryce hello. Bryce ready for big brother. Yea


@nabsies I'm teaching myself new moves. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09


my goal is to not attend a school dance at kenowa during high school. it's jr year and I'm still going strong


16 hours of sleep and it was so needed.... #onthegoforweeks


In the past two nights combined I've only gotten 7 hours of sleep


I wish my roommate and her boyfriend would get done making their breakfast already so I can make mine!  #starving


All she gets is hard dick and some cheerios (;


I'm hard to love, no I don't make it easy


I'd be toooo scared to see the conjuring id piss myself and run


@_RainBoi_ I feel like you should change your name to \Mr.\" Haha"


Yet another day has passed, and I didn't use algebra once.


Starbucks #2 and headed to play \ud83c\udfbe...


It's such a pretty day NOT to be outside.


When the puzzle connects, it's like you never forget the way it's got to be.


As soon as I wake up someone has to piss me off.


@LLCEstIn_1996 I miss you too ! We have to hangout this summer \ud83d\ude0d


well everything i did last night was stupid hahahahah


Who's going on the government trip tomorrow


I'm so tired I honestly feel like I never even went to bed.


@kbracken12 hahaha. Atleast she doesnt plan on living with you for the rest of her life....


There's no reason for Miley to be naked in that video... But I like the song


Can't believe how warm it is...mid 50s looking real good this time of year


@JWFRINGE Cannot. Wait. Thank YOU for an amazing run!


@Saige0736 hope your ready for disappointment again!  ha ha


#lck CJ Rocks!! He was eliminated too early in the competition!! #lck is awesome!!


Someone please take me to the haunted house and the hayride


if youve got to run babe, youre allowed.


@djuggler buy on credit then. It's the American way.


May I...never be so engrossed w/ time that I neglect eternity; thus may I not only live but grow towards thee. #VoV


These girls just wanna have fun, get naked when that beat drop \ud83d\udc50\ud83c\udfb6


An baby it's amazing I'm in this place with you


@QuirozBella Well you should know me a little better than THAT! I would never especially with him \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37


@MattieMo8 \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 agreed, but I turned it on just in time before JT came on!!


i have so many things to do today but of course im still in bed. \ud83d\ude34


That is it! my dog has just crossed the line! he pissed inside my shoe!!!!


Just to see him disappear like that is horrible... And I don't know exactly when I'll get to see him again.


You're so mad over nothing.... Deep breaths


Haven't been golfing in forever so why not go today?


\When it comes down to it, in life, you can never trust anyone but yourself.\" -My grampa #truth"


@Mitch_Koz when you've been drinking it is! #backoff


All I have to say is respect your upperclassmen.


Mendon lost? Never thought that was possible


Today is the first day I put on makeup since last thursday\ud83d\ude33


Back in Duluth, time to go for a run! #beentoolong


I love having a mastiff cuz he snuggles up with me. \ud83d\udc4c


I will never understand why such bad things happen to the most amazing people


@jimmyktown I got the same thing for Christmas from @MarcusShaw & @stephanieshaw. Love it!


Looking at past photos I've been tagged in and dying of laughter


No goodbye message? Okaay.. \ud83d\udc4c


These statues have the smallest dicks I have ever seen


Watchin the patriot before our game...shit is gettinme hyped! This movie is top 5!! Every actor is a star


Victoria's Secret >>>> \ud83d\udc95 #love


@Jminks23 your sleep habits have really changed this year! You're just not the same as you used to be \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude09


Bank account statements just look like I'm ready for early retirement!


Please just storm all day. It's perfect.


The #Penguins being the great team that they are cause their opponents to rise to their level .....at times a little too much.


@JBryant519 Wise words from Uncle Josh :)


I'm not good at advice...can I give you a sarcastic comment.


I guess you've made it pretty clear we aren't friends anymore...\ud83d\ude12 #sadtweet


@susan_marie11 haha. yay! and I would girl, but on Monday i went to kenwood. tomorrow I'm going to the outlets. so i doubt it. haha.


@LynsieNovy Wahhhh I wish you were tooo and I was so excited to see you :((


@KaylaxJones tickets go on sale tomorrow get somee (((:


I would just like to let the world know that I just got $8.40 for recycling beer cans. See peeps, it pays to drink! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7b bahah


@chelsey_leister OMG I have to tell you something \ud83d\ude48


I went to bed with five fish and woke up with four....one actually disappeared wtf


so how about gettin that house for the summer? #crazy


@markdavidsonEC is your profile private??


Being a grown up is the worst thing that has ever happened to me!


Wish you were here to lay with me instead of the air


Got my replacement weather station in the mail today...w00t!!\n\nVery good chance for severe weather in the KC area on Tuesday...w00t!!\n\n#kswx


School Clothes Shopping>>> \ud83d\udc57\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udc56\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\udc84


You can just go home now \ud83d\udc4b #GOODBYE


@DUECES29 only time I see u cheer for sox is when they play twins...looking for some special comments or ?? #stupid


9 out of 10 fingers agree your vagina is too loose


I neglect to even bother with u anymore you will never change #fact


Just had the most wonderful massage from China happy feet!!


Sivas always been my favorite player in college can't wait until he's a pro


We're feelin' alright it's a Saturday night, that's how we do it 'round here. #FloridaGeorgiaLine #np


If you obey all the rules, you miss all the fun.


@Jakedyerr @WomackKatelyn @contreraspaz18 @Edgarr777 than what you got to tell me lazy slut


@TheReal_Seal19 @BrennanCasteel and i would probably buy 20 of those.... Tbh.\ud83d\udc81


Softball bright and early , oh yaayyy . ): #iwannasleep


So i gotta work till close.... Then wake up in the morning and work all day tomorrow? \ud83d\ude24


Cleaned my room two days ago and it's already an absolute fucking disaster...


@iiiMooeen yeah guilty haha love way too hard


Si confesamos nuestros pecados, \u00e9l es fiel y justo para perdonar nuestros pecados, y limpiarnos de toda maldad. (1 Juan 1:9 RVR60)


picture something that moves@the speed of light/sound and faster than the human mind could comprehend it even to give gun to think ab grey


I love the movie Hercules \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude48


@keishadeann @kerra_justice lololol! You guys are so pretty. \n#sofunny


I wish I was black so I could be a hoodrat without being judged


@rachelmissig right it sounds good as hell


She's my friend because we both know what it's like to have people be jealous of us. @SimoneAlyssa


@ksquare Alright they probably still have the same times so 7:10?


What more can I do? I'm still painting flowers for you \ud83c\udfb6\u2764\ufe0f


Surrounded by doctors with ability to write prescriptions for powerful painkillers, going to gift shop for Tylenol.


So thankful I have friends that can put a smile on my face


Gawd, do I actually have to watch this #AshtonKutcher speech to make make it stop showing up everywhere I look?


@Trippin_Eclipse @lonnie1125 I be famous from what I'm told


Someone do something with me, like idc who


@APparks Im thinking that will be our next song to sing in chem tomorrow??


It's a girl! With a penis & no vagina #familyguy


I don't think my boyfriend liked when I said I would be sad when I came home.. I just love everyone here so much. \ud83d\ude2b


I wish I could be happy & have fun just for one whole day! That'd be cool \ud83d\ude0a


@t_papke is queen when it comes to just dance #werkitgurl


Passing by worlds of fun makes me sad. :(


Show me lululemon and I'll show you massive debt


I always get headaches when I'm stressed..


@Sam_renee24 @madiguisto ill dance with ya tomorrow night ;)


@KorbZach Hahaha yup that's exactly what I said lol \u263a


Recapping #KellyandMichael @KellyRipa @MichaelStrahan My day isn't right when I don't watch Kelly and Michael :)


@theeprincess101 I literally just lol'd \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@realdonjamieson haha.  I have to be 2 inches away from her or ill end up giving myself pearl brass knuckles.


Just not the same with out @abveno every morning! #missingstorytime


This sunburn is making up for all the years I went without getting burned #ow \ud83d\ude16


@turleymichaelc Haha Im hard at work in the woods right now!


@2Sweet_2Classy NO NO i just want the cute baby.. but I DON'T have NO baby dad and you do lol


you're three gallons of crazy in a two gallon bucket


When ur mom won't answer her phone<<< #worriedtodeath #wtf


@dicneveto @DoctorFromRSWT max needs you I'm at my senior appointment and won't be back


Every 78 minutes someone is violently murdered in honduras.


I wanna sleep all day but I also want a social life.. do you see my problem?


Cleaned, made a milkshake and now I'm curled up in the chair with my puppies watching Harry Potter. #Perff


When I'm upset or stressed I smoke like a sailor. #habits


I literally cannot have cats when I'm older. I can't breath in like any house that has a cat. My life is ruined. \ud83d\ude14


@SerenaKjos when are you leaving ? I have first hour open dude!


Crazy Steve from #DrakeandJosh \ud83d\ude02


Just got done playing blackops || for 3 and half hours\ud83c\udfae


@_DannyCap_ 2 bombs went off at the end of the marathon


Why did I wait this long to watch this movie?!


Pats are finally putting the pieces together #watchout


Damn all this talk about Valentines Day made me think of how I am truly happy not having a girlfriend.


can't wait for our lunch date tomorrow\ud83d\udc95\u263a\ud83c\udf74 @maggie_gaynor @nclements525


@hard_days_night I haven't seen it. A Bourne movie without Jason Bourne isn't a Bourne movie.


Seriously just got the cutest phone call ever!


When is Ghost Hunters coming back on Syfy??


So I was having second thoughts about managing baseball but, Mr. Heuer said he wanted me to. So I guess I am. \ud83d\ude0a\u263a\ud83d\ude09


@JR_Dubs @mitch_piece only kidding! But I don't like milkshakes!


Some kids at sonic just got arrested for having a gun at sonic and beer with them!


Silo Rebels playing at high noon tomorrow for another State Championship!


@SeahawkMuscle oh you will! Already put some good ones on there today haha


Pretty sure if there was a jazz bar in Morgantown I'd be there nightly/know the history of everyone who works there.


Whatever you want to do, Do it. There's only so many tomorrow's


Just hogged down two packs of ramen noodles before clocking in and I tanned \ud83d\udc4d


@austinbiegger25 @collybolly515 was I the first?!


Did I just see someone in a Santa suit taking a selfie out on their front porch?


when we lose to a team I just try to think of the positives like you have ugly jerseys smd


@Wrestler_106 you should celebrate by eating something


Kohls you big beautiful block of stone and excellence


And this is why I love am workouts the whole day is ahead of me if only I didn't work 12-8


Is it wrong to cheer for both an undefeated #Broncos Manning and a defeated #Giants Manning, two perfect records?


Four long hours ahead of me. So please... Anyone. Feel free to text me \ud83d\udc81


\u201c@wvu_jones: need to get some teams signed up for the #sullivanparkshootout!!!\u201d\n\nOh sorry I'm doing anything but that that weekend.


I'm always so warm. Nights never go cold.


@SpeakerBoehner If we do not make the common sense changes there is another and much worse cliff ahead..


@MikeyTheGreat35 hahaha I like the way you think.


@cnewell2655 not too sure yet! I get my work sched on thursday! Im working two jobs now so im hoping i have a few days off! (: i miss you!


Honestly don't text me . You're gross . Now I'm happy and all you did was use me . So please stop


@mtrimmer96 @micahstrieBIG haha I'm not the 'it'! It's the alleged shark bite! And don't let him in on the pizza, he'll come and eat it all!


Yeah. Another loss. Lansing is so good. \ud83d\ude14


Christmas music kinda day \u2744\u26c4\u2744


Since @nolan_rao is making me go running this morning I should make him do an ab workout afterwards! :) #nopainnogain


retail therapy with mom #nothingbetter #needit


@ilonerz @EricWendt7 get on the ball man


@TylerrMillerr offence isn't a word. It's offense


Dude please tell me you saw FSU guys playing hangman with the whiteboard on the bench yesterday @RobKlein4


@Tara_Nelson absolutely! Thanks for listening. I need a good resource. I have a lot of questions.


Have you ever noticed how those who don't value Gods Word don't seem to benefit from it's abundance of wealth, health & wisdom\n#feedonJESUS


My phone is taking 5 years to send a text to Shelby


Seriously ate Tokyo Japan with 2 cops and a state trooper today\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02.


@kelly_gonzalez2 AHHH THANK YOU SO ARE YOU EVEN IN REAL LIFE


#FavoriteSongInMiddleSchool mix my milk with your cocoa puff, milky milky cocoa puff


I'm totally rocking out to Hilary Duff at the moment. #throwback \u270c


Discrimination defines an open market. If everyone could get over their persecution complex the world would be a better place.. you bastards


Song of Tahanto: I will wait by Mumford and Sons #repeatsforever


@M_Wituschek probably too much mayhem in one weekend


obligatory i'm halfway done college as an undergrad as of fifteen minutes ago. already in denial about being an upperclassman...


@dreav00 @MichaelStupe21 you triflin'? Michael needs to do well on this test. We'll get #turnt for him!


@buerkletta ignoring that that is your tweet and hoping that your alcohol content lollll


I'll tuck you in and then kiss you with the emotion equal to the strength of a fierce grizzly bear.


@_pucknasty_ I know but now it's him and Matt!! \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude02


@CollegeBtchRnts and we dont even cuurr #swerve


When people pick at there acne in class<<<< \ud83d\ude16 #gross


We have 16 boxes of cereal in my house, how the heck am I suppose to choose #lifechoices


Dating tip, if you are striking out in the produce section, try the cat food section.


There are too many blackhawk fans here. @mnwild


Being grateful for the struggles in life is like laughing in adversity's face.


@katie_barker02 this year ... And the past year .. #whoops


How did we not get that dig em was the mascot of smacks. Mayor west made a fucking gold statue of him in family guy how did I not get that!


Stupid love is stupid. Don't know why we always do it.


Turn down for nose bleeds when you're being asked out #hannawatsonlyfe


@DanGordon Nokia's devices and services division. The biggest maker of Windows 8 phones.


I must be the worst math test taker ever invented


@SexyDave10 you are welcome for letting you use my calculator


Just once it would be nice for roles to be reversed. \ud83d\ude14


The book is better but I'm still a big fan of The Great Gatsby movie


Can't wait for the new sons of anarchy season


@micr0m4chine You're not going to Belize me, but I have Laos of country puns! \ud83d\ude03


I will never get why girls at school like to be bitchy just because they think they can. #stop #letschangeitup


NHL teams are gonna look so weird next year #freeagentfrenzy


All of us living together the next few years deserves a reality show haha \ud83d\ude02


3 shooting stars in one night! I probably broke a record for seeing shooting stars!


10 hours in sub-20 degree weather & now another 10 workin an overnight shift at the other job... what I would do for an adderall right now..


I'd marry a man who buys me an infinity ring or necklace. \ud83d\udc9c \ud83d\udc8d


Nothing like stuff flying at your car, siding off your house, and new grill blown over to end your night #crazywind


@dough_boy2331 i cant wait to see you wear those i just cant imagine \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0a


@DennisParsley come home and guess who is on television...


\u201c@ELDIAMANTENEGRO: Necesitamossssss a @Nibubless  adelanteeeeeee en la H\u201d


Watching Home Alone to unwind - this is one Christmas movie that has become iconic in my family. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85


If you want it you can get it for the rest of your lifeeeee


@iamlghamilton has yet to find out how good I am at 2k.


Throw it in the air like graduates! Probably never thought we'd make it here!  #KidInk #2013Seniors


@KyleisGibson was it the #Budweiser one from the Super Bowl?!?!?!?!?!


If I watch a movie and the dog dies at some point, I automatically hate that movie.


So @taylorswift13 to celebrate the one year announcement if RED can we hang out with the other August 13th girls? I'll bring sweet tea!


@ToriBontrager we will still make time for our Tori \ud83d\ude18


I tell your mom I rep the gang she just say the same


As of now I bet you got me wrong\nSo unsure we reach for something strong


@IronHawk78 @tuuts21 \nCongrats on your new hawklet!!!\n#3peat


I've been in such a good mood lately. Love it. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc95


@freshH2Osailor ummm hows the 18th through the 1st sound \ud83d\ude0f


Just walked in the gym for our game to see the other girls team twerking on the bench.


Girl On Fire is by far one of the most awful songs ever made.


@calebberg2 I think you meant definitely.


@rob_corson I did watch it the other day! I just wanted to watch it again \ud83d\ude0a


Make the best of every situation you're in.


Thank you middle schoolers for ruining the pretty little liars finale for me..


@nerdist simultaneously annoys me and makes me weak in the knees. #issues


@TheVanillaHeise ;) No need to be bossy, sir


@sashakiddxo what if I treat you amazing?


There are so many things I would do different that are out of my control


Great day! Church then poolside with my sister


People die from fucking smoking tobacco and somehow that shit's still legal


Don't make stupid decisions tonight everyone. We're going to DC in 2 days. Have fun but be safe. Just a heads up.


I'm the devil right now I swear idk what gotten into me(hh) \ud83d\ude18


@KRANTZinMYpantz @zackmyers09 @SaadJoey @kyletbow513 @JTHoder23 @TylerDiDonato mike will take on joe sadd hes our secret weapon


@berndaviss yeah I heard it's not too bad but the first couple days suck! I'm nervous about getting put under though! btw miss you \ud83d\ude14


I have a weird obsession with Nelly.. Something about him just makes me want to rip his clothes off. #sexyAF \ud83d\ude18


I've been craving healthy food too bad I can't eat any... #brokegirlprobs #thatssad


@JulieDiCaro @ivychat Not the first time Chuck's heard that


@I_Break_Rims ayy I have practice Mondays, Tuesdays and Thursdays. any other day I'm there haa. hmu sometime and we'll ball out.


@VampBard @Love2Read4Fun I have it on iPad, iPhone, and Kindle Fire now. :)


I don't give you no good reason, but baby, don't give up on me


I don't get what people's deals were tonight. #fuckoff


Burns people politicking about wolves...


Why is it I wanna go to kings island and Keenan doesn't? \ud83d\ude12


@evettebittmann nothing. If its sunny, swimming. If its shitty, get fucked up somehow and sit on my ass and scroll thru tumblr. :D


@leaaahlove what network is Monk on right now?


@PrideOfWisco \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a we are #BFFs


I'm literally about to shoot myself . School is stressful already .


@Sarah66806930 if you have something me & Hayleigh will walk down there.


If you want to see someone bright eyed and bushy tailed in the morning, go find a fucking squirrel \ud83c\udf30


I've sneezed 15 times in the past 5 minutes


The minority is the majority at Cody's right now


ok that's just not cool you have an absolute shit personality


I do laundry and the shit I thought was being washed is really sitting in my room in Menominee....


@Coach_Mck @gs_gator2411 @bmccrory27 stroud will be put back on restriction if we ever have a night


@SmittyBeat989 from your Kelcy Shell tweet last night I can only imagine what I missed out on.


It really is sad that I know every word to every Harry Potter movie.


@Ray_Cessna if only twitter knew why you felt nice


@chrismclain10 @cwb1324 @dfost23 I'm actually kind of surprised UNC is second.


Fangirling over walking dead with my bro. #thewalkingdead #bringsfamiliestogether


If you text and snapchat my boyfriend I prob don't like you


whether or not I'm willing to go to school for another 14ish years to be a psychiatrist in one is another story tho


I feel crappy I really shouldn't have ate that food I feel like puking right now


Has any questioned that they try to sell toilet paper by showing us a family of bears that are blue who's lives revolve around toilet paper


@DizzyWright killin it with the golden age tape.. #keepmovinup


@joegill88 do you have an editor or do you edit yourself?


sleeping around doesn't make me think you are a bitch, sleeping around when you have a good boyfriend at home is what does it for me #slut


God give me the strength to end this. #cantdothisanymore


I'm happy for you, but I'm not happy about it.


Mom just went to walk the dog and came back without the dog.....


@SandLarry well maybe they should get on that hahaha idk I like football for the alcohol and food


Praying for a halfway decent Thursday. Pleeeeeeeeeease! \ud83d\ude4f


All these girls are watching the fight rn bc of Justin


It's 25 degrees out and yet campus seems to be having a meltdown... Weird...


my parents won't let me go to Brandon's. \ud83d\ude14


I guess my girlfriend isn't talking to me today either. @taylor1ee


@GeorgeNash75 got some interesting snapchats of you last night, safe to say I fuckin miss you


I wanna go somewhere far away and never come back.


God is preparing you for what He has already prepared for you.\n\n@ChristineCaine


Actually I'm not laughing at all, but on the inside I'm dying.


@juliojones_11 bro please tell everyone you didn't break both your legs in a car accident lol


'I'm waiting for it to be over...' #ThingsMyWifeTellsMe


@brandie_renee13 & @Beei_Kneen whose coming?! You cannot just favorite my tweet! I cannot read your mind!


It's nearly time the instructional life jacket show


@CalllMe_Morgan I don't forget, especially that because it was THAT screwed up. \ud83d\udc4c & I'm sure you still screwed me over after that.


@Amberrr_22 @a_wooodsz I wanna join? \ud83d\ude14


@MileyCyrus DM me. I have to ask you something.


@stephendimarco Hey that hasn't been proven yet. So we're gonna have to see


I hate when my phone won't show me when people tag me in stuff. \ud83d\ude21


Gotta walk to the hospital to get my moms car to get a faggot


@maccyyj haha well lets hope I'm not that bad LOL \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Sitting in my closet doing drugs all day and night from now on bc yolo lifestyle and everyone can get fucked


@ohaikira I think it's inevitable, so you may as well agree to be my friend now!


S/O to moose for finally getting twitter!!  About damn time. @mooosegirl


The fact that I have to be up in 4 hours and I'm still wide awake \ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udd2b


@Jyoshua Thanks for making me want a cheeseburger.  Lol.


@stacipaden awe:( he better hire a guy next!!


That was an absolutely amazing episode of #DoctorWho!! Farewell Matt Smith, you will be missed!!!


\Be strong. Trust yourself. Love yourself. Conquer your fears\u2014just go after what you want. And act fast, because life just isn\u2019t that long.\""


Well I'm guessing since my doctor is running behind a half hour. And this place is always so slow. Ill be there all afternoon. Fucking sweet


Tired of being nice to people to only get treated like shit in return.


@Rik_Banger @jamesbless92 is supposed to get me a pass there!


I took down all my one direction posters and it feels so empty in my room\ud83d\ude2d


@AustenB5 I see Ohio State lost \ud83d\ude02


Million dollar ooohhh...million dollar, million dollar ooohhh...tapout tapout...


My truck only gets like 14 mpg I miss my car I was getting like 35. But I'd so rather have a truck Forsure.


Love talking to my dad. He makes me feel better about a lot of things\ud83d\udc9a


Watching mean girls in PR with 25 girls and 1 guy is now the highlight of my entire school year lmao


@breaholkins that damn thing always gets stuck in my head


@isabelladespain probably the best thing this world has to offer


Your the one I wanna chase.. You and your beautiful soul :)


@KallieeeXO @BrittSeesStars_ Perfect \ud83d\udc4d We should go to a big fancy mall too. Like Chesterfield Mall. \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04


\I saw that you were perfect, and so I loved you. Then I saw that you were not perfect and I loved you even more.\""


First one done with that accounting exam basically means either I knew it all or failed really bad.\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude48 #eep


Can't wait to lift tomorrow with @KalMass_5 \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udcaa\u261d


still sad about my hair. Won't be over it for a while..:-[


\Don't let your fear of the past affect the presence of your future.Live for what tomorrow has to bring, not what yesterday has taken away.\u201d"


Wish I had an iPhone so I could see emojis.


Eatin some cuties in JB's car, gonna lift till the sun comes up, thats what we do is work out real hard, gettin super buff thats whats up!


@Marlee_13 yeah I did! You were like big bird and you took me under your wing and helped me through the whole season it meant a lot to me!


I love crockpot dinners \ud83d\ude0d #mnproblems


Spending Black Friday doing what I love most \ud83d\ude03\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c


@ashley_shultz I was not foolish enough to join her.


But I mean you try not having an irrational fear of bugs after getting attacked by fire ants when you were 7 \ud83d\ude30


Yost is such an extreme idiot.  He should have done this 3 runs ago. #Royals


@TyReizy sounds a lot like mine #tequila


@Sciology Thanks, Brett! Blessings on you and yours!


Everyone in my family is getting ready and I'm still in bed. Don't worry @sandymalcolm I'm gonna look like a scum bad today just for you! \ud83d\udc4d


@LindaJester @SarahJHolbrook @kellyrgillis @CassiePoncelow God's country? You mean Israel? :p


My life consists of laying in bed, hanging out with my cats, eating, and sleeping \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc31


As you can see, the tree is being put up in our household. #tistheseason


. @danieltosh How do you get away with your jokes when the world is full of people who constantly cry when they don't get there way?


I feel like you either love or hate dr pepper.


I can't wait for spring .. Or better yet SUMMER\u2600


College students in free the rest of the year at @clayhillracing. #Winning


@realDonaldTrump @MissUSA2005 @MissUSA I bet you so love it Trump ;D


I've never regretted meeting someone.  until I met you.


Happy fucking new year I can't wait for 2013! I can't wait to continue my life and have another amazing year! Fuck yeah


\Is Pepsi okay?\" Is my knife down your throat OKAY? Didn't think so"


@2undpar @ClevelandGolf @hackersparadise thanks bud!! Took a little improvising but I think it came out well!!


Why act like you care just when you're around mamaw? Any other time you make me put everything off!


Here's a fun fact. In high school I put a bass fish biting a lure on my class ring & drove a 4x4 GMC truck


Finished a chemistry lab in an hour and 15 minutes that was supposed to take 3. Killed it.


Had a friend ask me how i was raised cause they want there little girl to turn out like me


Sincere apologies to the two girls I almost T-boned at arrowhead \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude98\ud83d\ude97


She needs to get with the program @nakedandafraid #NakedandAfraid


Jackson needs to be stealing anytime now !!!!!!!


When I think back about it.... it was the hardest thing I've ever had to go thru... #alone


@Marie_Aurora eagle ridge smells like your house right now.. From me and @audreypred


Hot tub time. Successful. So much fun with the snow covered trees behind us. #relaxation #thisisthelife


I wish I possessed the ability to please and make everyone happy.


Just walking around Bay Ridge at 1AM fuck it were young


@kimpossible_03 next year. Still have time to mentally prepare.


I can't go to sleep unless my phone is charging.


I wish someone would just spill their guts to me. I love a good long talk.


Still can't tell if these freeze pops are red or pink \ud83d\ude33


Incognito should never get the privilege to play football in the NFL again


Take my hand. Lets go dance and play in the rain?


I will forever be obsess with the lying game \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a


Super excited to rage on #SundayFunday with some of my bests.... \ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udf7b


Oh Bondje bagay sa vini pou touyem.....\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29


#thatmomentwhen u realize ur the bigger person who is becoming an adult while other people are becoming the person they told u not to become


@realDonaldTrump I still think the bruschetta at the Trump Grille is a bit measly, not faux confidence just honest feedback!


#AdviceForUpcomingFreshman mind your own business.


@kansashotmess @NEhotmess true. I do love you two.


She fell in love with the drummer, another and another


Wow. That just didn't even make sense. Like, going to bed. Bye


@JackM534 nothin we should chill sometime dude!


Everyone say a quick prayer for @AshtonTaylor96 I hope your surgery goes great!! I love youuuu \ud83d\ude18


the glow in the dark stars i stuck on my ceiling are dropping like tears


Internet took a shit. Looks like I'm watching man of steel instead of Netflix


my sister is pisaing me off more than usually.


@TayyyBreezyy I work tonight and Wednesday night \ud83d\ude18


\@LostWords_: You're the first person I want to talk to when I wake up and the last person I wish to see before I fall asleep.\""


@katieee63 just swallowed a fake grape......


That greys anatomy episode>>><<<<\nemotionally drained \ud83d\ude2d


So no lie-I <3 grilled cheese. It's like pizza & sex=never bad. Its best w/ fresh mozzarella. Tonight mine had that, American, & Muenster.


@rg0rd because I have 16 absences this year so far.


@rhizomeunedited awww yeah, I am a forgetful little mink.


@caitlinshea_8 @julia_schearer Thank you soo much!!!! \u2764\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1c


I've never understood the point of buying really cool shin guards. No one wears them in practice and they have to be covered in games.


#GainMajorPoints if you make a high percentage of three point shots you attempt.


If you play nickleback backwards, you can hear the devil talk. In spookier news, if you play it forwards, you have to listen to nickleback.


@gabbyriccardi whatever at least I am pretty


I just spoke the most fucked up Spanish  ever in front of my class for 20 minutes. I suck


Someone needs to hook me up with an under armour !


Tonight stats are filled up with compulsive liars, two faced, hypocrites, and pathetic people <<<<<<<<<<<< \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


UT has been sneaking off seconds this whole drive. A couple seconds after each play.


I go to Payton for advice all the time and we vent to each other, and to think we hated each other for four years.


You never realize how much stuff you have in your bathroom until you pack the bathroom box...


@CameronDiaz always love watching #somethingaboutmary! Welcome to twitter girl!!


Home early for the first time during basketball season


@paulagutierrez .....Cloe just like me,...only beautiful


My hair is so long I can't really take it.


Auburn is not the best team in college football.


@sam_savaun I decided I'm never leaving. Maine sucks


I'm so sick of this bullshit and don't know how to handle it wtf do I do?


Why can't this side of the country have very attractive females?? #LetDown


@jrdellaperuta who only communicate via twitter and you helping me In class lmao


@tbeebs26 I got pajamas for Christmas....


The main reason that game took all the wind out of my sails is what's coming up  next 5 games. Afraid #Royals will be back under .500 quick.


Just dined and dashed. \ud83d\ude01 #sorry


Shout out to my the best dad a girl could ask for running his second half in the morning!\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83c\udfc3\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc95


I haven't been this sick in a long time. \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude37


The girl I babysit has every single eos and it makes me jealous


Fuck doing anything today. My ass is staying in bed like I have been. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude14


Accidentally pulling down on your belly button ring is one of the most painful experiences ever


@Prattdaddy1498 @RealMSavage @washcaps cause there goalie blows.


@ARJUAN123 like I understood it but his face scared the hell out of me


@BizNastyyy @brosarro @_lieutenantdann @livbattista @shannonransford @pope118 @c_faltisco @dapeoplestwitta I'm all good now joe #urclear


Love you @nataleejdobson \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


This, too, shall pass.\nThe loneliness won't last. \ud83c\udfb6


I wish my parents would just for once give me a little bit of freedom and trust my judgement.


@JustinTackett11 if it's about me please tag me....basic


@Bnania_28's threats scare me \ud83d\ude33


Your everything I thought you never were, your nothing like I thought you could've been but still you live inside of me.


For the very first time, I've met a person who's never seen the movie Matilda. #RockDweller


@dstriped the first three seasons are by far my favorite. Ron Swanson is 100% my idol!