Bring on the snow! Get me out of work early baby! Yeaaaaaaah!


I'm just not good at doing anything school related


For some reason..I don't feel like even going back to my moms..


The majority of selfies people take are absolutely ridiculous.


Let's just hope I didn't screw my dads truck up ugh #whyme


@jessicaschleig I'm at the cemetery that I was scared in the one day when we tried taking pictures


The funny thing is you two won't say shit to me. Lmao.


2 years later and we still talk like we did in the beginning. (: #truelove


Always heard how great my dad was so.. Talent genes where you at? \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude15


@LaurenPfost you know you could always come with... \ud83d\ude09


@Bailey_lover remember when you promised me and @k_rhode57 that when it snowed we could use the 4 wheeler\ud83d\ude0f\u2744\ufe0f


I want to be @LeoDiCaprio and @HEELZiggler... Is there a happy medium?


@JenniPinnock I adored your organ piece. I don't know if you got my email.


@InKidrauhlsArmy @lovemeekidrauhl actually I cut it cause I like it like that soo\u2026


If you feed me I will fall asleep then wake up and ask for more \ud83d\ude02


Cody Allen gonna need a little IBB practice. Swear Miggy's eyes lit up on 1-0 pitch. Mighta been the Scotch though.


@dakami wait for >600 dpi LCDs or other light occluding tech. that's when holograms can be displayed.


But if I'm between them and the goal. I'm obviously jumping with them.


duuuude im awake still? havr to be up earlt to see the boss laddyy!


Noah wrote allie 365 letters I think you can answer my text message


Wait until @Brooke_J15 gets my Snapchat.. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc6f\ud83d\udc81


@NeNeLeakes You kicked bootie tonight. Loved you!!!


I hope it's not busy today because it's mothers day.


I have found one thing I hate more than Xmas shopping... That's Xmas wrapping. #giftbags


And with that being said, I'm not going to squander this second chance


@gray_kelby you can trust your big sissy \u263a


Double takes upon double takes upon double takes #lol


World War Z is a great movie #allaboutzombies


You think the Nationals would have learned by now not to test Jason Heyward in right field.


cant believe you just said that honestly


@sunDayaway awe really? Well, next time you should come see me\ud83d\ude01


This guy on dr Phil is 28 years old and his momma powders his butt when he gets out of the shower #thefuck #mamasboy


I think that the Ke$ha fandom will accept me....


@StephMcMahon @TripleH can I get a happy bday from best couple in @wwe ever 4/27 make my day:-)


Finally done assembling furniture. Now to figure out what to do with at least 75 pounds of cardboard!


We as guys will always have our problems with other guys


when he played autistic fur Kate>>> @justinbieber


white girl with a booty call it carrot cake. black girl with a booty call it double fudge.


All this time I've been finding myself, I didn't know I was lost. \ud83c\udfb6


Just gotta be strong. Prayers are needed


@TheRealSeanKemp no Sean. That makes too much sense. #killjoy


Why do I have cigarette smoke stuck in my nose


Studying with bobby and making him watch Cinderella \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude0b#throwbacks


@samwiththecam @NickMillson I feel ya, same over here


CBALDHZNSOGTEHQKDHXNAKDHZB!!! I DON'T WANT TO SPEND MY NEW YEAR'S EVE WATCHING MOVIES.


Cedar point in 2 days \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


Spending the day with the greatest kids in the world \u2764


Happy 6 months to my best friend and boyfriend \u263a @ethanlutz15 I loveeeee you \u2764


@AnnEwingFans \nShe's pretty in anything.


I don't like Miley Cyrus songs either... They're just really catchy...


Okay, I'm just going to go to sleep now and not wake up until tomorrow. #annoyed


Some people come into your lives just as fast as they leave. But sometimes those people make the greatest impacts. #farewell


no one ever answers my damn phone calls #CmonMan


I miss @KayseeEcklesss I wish we were as close as we use to be. \ud83d\ude14


you don't have to worry about me. I'm perfectly capable of making my own decisions and dealing with the consequences. I'm not a baby.


Gotta nap off my day of getting way too emotionally invested in movies


The police always fucking some shit up, man. \ud83d\ude12


I was googling about the mass murder of my family in the 70s in GA and I discovered that there is a movie based on it. Really excited now


@_morganmorales yes I do! I lived there last year too!


I need a friend to come watch me compete tomorrow \u263a\ufe0f


Not even 1 o'clock and I've gone on a run \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc4c


Been waiting for this day all summer! \ud83d\ude0a


@MiriamDanielleB it's true. I'm as magical and rare as a unicorn.


A talking head just compared the game tonight to David & Goliath.   Someone please remind him who came out on top in that classic matchup!


@jessieopie Not five minutes ago did I ask myself the same question. And I came to the same conclusion.


@RlCKJONES no \ud83d\ude2b sucks! I'll figure something out I'll hit you up after work


Just looked through sensor year soccer pictures and just shed some tears. @MissEmily_3 @TayHen21 @kseketa @DanielleBirk we were awesome.


@Emhussing11 post a picture of said shoes


At CCU just saw a kid roll by with 4 Jordan boxes and 5 nike boxes @Nickszymanski


All dressed up in black and white an you're dressed in that dress I like \u263a


One of the best nights I've had in a long time \ud83d\udc4d


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 80.8 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 27%


Dress\u2714\ufe0f venue\u2714\ufe0f bridesmaid dresses\u2714\ufe0f hopefully new car\u2714\ufe0f.. FINALLY everything is coming together!!


@anniesloanspain @thepaintedattic  yes! would love to:-)


Me: 'we're all in this together'\n@AnnaCaravaggio & @celinaaa_seyler 'no we're not doing anything together'


Ray Lewis deserves this more than anyone. Give him respect, he's been playing football longer than you've been alive, kid.


We could, in the water, in the truck, on a blanket til the sun comes up, with each other on the river bank. Baby fill in the blank.


I hope you find it...what you're looking for.  I hope it's everything you've ever dreamed of.


@Judgenap, doesn't the gov't have a long tradition of \Do as I say, not as I do?\""


Every time I think about this girl...I see the future! #NoLie Idk what it is!!! Smh \ue056


Whenever I see a smiley face it makes me chuckle


@msn700wlw @KyRedsGal @Braves @Brewers @Reds When he showed up to 2012 Spring Training not ready, then the attitude comes into question.


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you make me laugh


Maroon 5 needs to stand trial for crimes against humanity. Gayest band ever.


@NickTheHuman @_daveygravy @Trevboso @_Timminator_ @SamBaLam7 @herrsebald is that @Tazer17Joe


Kam's tweets are legit! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


That amazing moment when you realize that you over counted your student loans and you might actually have to pay less!


@monica_ellen95 I love her so much but I'm so bad at math I could cry hahaha


@hunteResek I'm more of a terrible person than a sandbagger. Haha


Feeling like I might have cracked a rib again


@Tunink1001 and then some more j\u00e4ger bombs after??


I saw Pierre McQuire for a split second after the period ended. I can't believe they let a piece of shit like him in Console.


Pretty sure this is the largest amount of mail I've received at one time. One of them for another job and one saying I might have insurance.


\Perhaps they are not stars in the sky, but rather openings where our loved ones shine down to let us know they are happy\" \u2b50\ufe0f"


Big Bang theory >> \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude02 #bestShow


49ers all the way Houp! #aghssbPick @nate_herrington


If i blocked you many times it probably means i dont like you. So can you stop talking to me? Please and thank you


@taylor_bachman hey just thought i would come by & say sorry for all the stuff I've done to make you mad.


This kent paper is gonna kill my grade :/


maybe it's because you're an awful person?


Everyones a piece in my twisted version of chess


I appreciate drive throughs much more when I have a baby in the car


When the Steelers almost pull an Auburn.


I need a big huge sexy rugby player. Please and thank you.


One free car wash for this girl #yesplease \ud83d\udc4d


@stephswierczek dawg it's all good. I can feel the hate from here


@LaurelGlaze Autocorrect while being drunk


Sleepy and dreading work this morning, but so thankful God allowed me to see another day. #blessed


I'm not enjoying my senior year...... Thank you.


When you shut off your phone. Does it dream??


#backinjuniorhigh i was so awkward and was a chub.


Does anyone have any good movie suggestions?


@JohnnyDiLoretto great to see you guys last night!


I need fucking gas! \ud83d\ude4b\ud83d\ude35


What is this talk of used tampons. Enlighten me


I guess ios7 really does make your phone waterproof.


I enjoy seeing emojis now that i have an iphone \ud83d\udc79\ud83d\udc7a


@biggestlosernbc Can't wait!! Rooting for Danni and Jackson!


Wind 2.0 mph N. Barometer 1018.5 mb, Falling. Temperature 26.6 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 90%


I'm glad the person in front of me decided to order the whole panera restaurant #not \ud83d\ude12


@d_parksss I'll be on spring break next week if your gonna be around with my bro or something


@anthonyli most beautiful what?? CAT? DOG? BANANA?


@bradleerussell @brschisler @ejcoale33 if u keep a kicker I will kick you out of the league. I would rather keep mark Sanchez. #buttfumble


@PaitonPlutchak @M_llivingston I miss you too\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc95


Can't wait to watch Kansas Play Iowa tonight in the championship #ohwait @5HAMWOW


@Sydnie_Simpson but now you're a senior so u dont have school for that much longer


So many girls in here tonight, I'm just looking for the right one...


I love night time and the dark. \ud83c\udf1a\u2728


@johnz7771 lets just throw a Virginia Manor Rager right now.


Knowing that I'll be graduating Oswego in 3 months makes me question the nature of reality.


You act like you dont care. But you really do.


@nicole_white008 UGH it's been so long since Preston's


Probably not getting answer from you? Cool.


I heard if you stay ready, you don't gotta get ready


@tylerkilburn2 @mitchellkuron12 @JTRogers3232 @StuDaddyCat @IsaacWilson10 @TheRealStumbo @Shellico44 I hate all of you.


There's a fine line between having fun and fucking up


@ashelyyx0 @The_Real_Marcel @ChrisRosati11 i wouldn't i like living and not being strangled


@LRaeBeach oh that's not far at all! probably like half an hour. And @marissareneex lives relatively close to me too\u263a


Moving to my own island without anyone except my dogs


That conversation was awk.\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude36


@DevinGleasonn mine are sexy too. Just not as big basically


So excited to spend the weekend with my best friend up in #HarborSprings #SB13


I just got stuck with the tractor @MrAWHS #2hourslate


@DaniPlessinger i lost your number? Dont text blake! Text me 3044828482


@ItsJacobsGirl33 just eat during weights


@mtcsscoreupdate Found it! Many thanks! :)


@EmilyGreenway2 are you actually wearing softball pants?


I love the fact that I'm still up. And the only reason I am is because I don't have lifting or basketball in the morning! #happyhappyhappy \ud83d\ude0b


@Nonieto5 you are talented! You text came in and it was like you flipped a switch


@kimmmhandran She wants to own a bed and breakfast wine bar thingy actually.


I've passed the denial stage and reached the acceptance stage, also known as the food stage.


This cold weather has me uncontrollably shaking like a Chihuahua.


There's nothing harder than admitting to yourself something you never wanted to admit


Can't decide if I'm sick of hearing about Leadville 100 because its become an annoying race everyone brags about...or because I'm jealous.


I'm so sleepy. Maybe if I get off my phone I'll be able to sleep. \ud83d\ude34


@KatieLefebvre77 thanks Katie love & miss you \ud83d\udc8b


It's almost July and I have a cold.   Sweet life


Church. Today. 10:30. @thevinecog Be there. #igottafeeling


My mom is commentating the movie breaking dawn... #pleasestop


Albany has a store just for fried chicken......... Nuff said.


Like anyone want to have a good convo with me or something? DM, snapchat, or text me now!


Ooooohmygod I'm watching a documentary about salt. It's come to this.


But I took your matches before fire could catch me So don't look now\nI'm shining like fireworks over Your sad, empty townnn \ud83d\udca5


Feel like the professor is writing stuff on the board to waste time. Dude we have a test Friday let's review


Aced another quiz today with @bee_nusbaum #badass \ud83d\ude1c


@leahhnascimento @KoltonStine were through


I'm blaming @MEMaliaa because it's her fault putting me on #gottafindsomebodytoblame lol


\Oops my bad, I'd never said I'd ever get it right..\" \ud83c\udfb6\u270c"


Hey! My heating works now! The price of my gas bill will now be too damn high.


If you're still involved in drama and your in college you have some serious issues


I honestly think I'm a Chapstick addict\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude0f


Fuck what anyone says! #usher is the man!


Crazy seeing @TaylorMiller096 tonight! Good to see you!!:)


@Talia_Rose_ WOAH! Now I'm watching 90210! I only have a season left \ud83d\ude2d


@espn Bryce Harper? Not only most hyped but the kid delivers


That awkward moment when you go to text @dipietro949 & almost text his father instead.... Woops \ud83d\ude0d


@zanntastic @923nowfm I made the switch Love my NYC radio Station & my Hott Ladies of @923NowFM


i don't take my whiskey to extreme don't believe in chasing crazy dreams


love fast-forward on the DVR best thing ever :)


I cant believe shes having another babyy and she did it on purpose!? .... #teenmom2


@13RainMan13 I made a good choice right now about getting out of bed. #youfeelme


@danni_mcclure I'm going back out to box though


Just laying in bed \ud83d\ude19\ud83d\udca8\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf43


@ceciliahhhhhhh @Kayla_Antonette I did :)


@ArianaGrande I want your hair! It's gorgeous!


@itzmehbrendan okay sounds good :))) is it like boring there or


@barfcaptain pair a red wine with a red meat-flavored Dorito. I would suggest the late-night cheeseburger or the classic \taco\" flavor"


I'm glad that i can honestly say I no longer have the worst rep at Shanley #hahahahaha #lovinthis


@layy_t @Swec0 Haha ok that'll work when your girls work again?


@mirzoloty hahaha too bad I prob hate rollercoasters


\u201c@kkcarrigan: Early morning spin. Now off to the garden center for flowers and a day of planting! FINALLY\u201d were on the same schedule


It's not about how hard you fall; it's about how gracefully you get back up. \ud83d\udc9b


Do I watch the Vikings lose or watch the Twins lose?  #DecisionsDecisions


@jodyhigh_ geee I didn't even do anything \ud83d\ude14


@jritch24_7 @valleywrestler @ChefBoyarLEE_02 better be bro !!!!! This coming weekend we all need to do something!!


@RobbyGordon I look forward to meeting you tomorrow! Myself and the @TalkSTL crew are hosting your Miss SST contest! Gonna be a great show!


If it weren't for Max, I would be going insane right now.


@tess_syd I KNOW, WHAT WAS THE NAME. I've been trying to figure it out forever!


@ThaArmandster do you want the tickets? you asked first.


@_RealGolden_ We want a steeper hill and longer. Did that work?!


@blakeshelton  please stop this madness on the super bowl right now!!!!!


I have been retweeting sooo much lately. #teehee #sorryguys \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude06


Just bought the new @FamilyForce5 hat...can't wait to rock it around town (:


39 seconds until Lebron gets his 2nd ring. Duncan just secured that one for him


@GavinDeGraw I hope you know you're wonderful! :)


@TheRealDMoore1 all dogs go to heaven...so at least when he dies you'll never have to see him again


@alexis_call your so cute \ud83d\ude18 lol


If I don't learn how to do this math I will cry.


@Beeekkaaa haha I feel ya lol #PeaceDumbNiggas


If Bobby would have never said anything I probably would have forgotten I have work tonight \u270c\ufe0f


All this bread must be bad for my cholesterol #HallOfFame


First #StoughtonHighVarsity Basketball game good luck Sam Werman and your team!


I hate when I'm watching a movie in tv and it goes on commercial\ud83d\ude11


Wasn't expecting you to say that #rattled


Me and #oomf have problems with eachother, but she's still \ue106\ue418\ue418\ue106\ue106\ue00e\ue00e\ue420\ue420


@DragonflyJonez how much cooler would the world be if the world was like Greek mythology and people kicked it with gods?


What will it take to be good enough for you?!


they've only all been about you, but I guess you have yet to realize.


I'm a strong believer in a good breakfast... #mmmmm #good


You're the most annoying kid in this class. Shut the hell up


@APkrawczynski Any idea as to who they may want, and who might be available? I'd be thrilled walking away with McCollum and Hardaway Jr.


You know, the first morning I'm actually at my house past 7 am and it's a freaking screaming match. I just wanted to sleep.


In 4th grade .. Cory had to get surgery because only one of his balls dropped


Change of plans, county seat with my little. #YESSSS


Heros are forgotten but legends never die !


@th33chap sorry I live 8 hours away.. I'll be home in may #sextsfordays


@HannBana was that supposed to be your comeback... Or?? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


#IGoToASchoolWhere There are an overwhelming amount of know-it-alls and it's annoying


My breaking Benjamin pandora station  is killing it today \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc4d


@Madders101 Haha good:), be proud. #lol #ohmaddy


@Akitron the cold is one of the things I kind of miss. Hockey on the lake was my favorite pasttime for so many years


Will please stop talking. Please!?! #Days


I don't know what's worse today's 930-530 or tomorrow's 6-3. All I know is both shifts suck and I hate Sundays. #FastFoward #WannaSleepIn


Shame on you if you use more than one exclamation point. I don't care how excited you are.


I really miss @adrennan15 & its not ok..haven't seen you in like 936363 days ugh who even are you anymore\ud83d\ude36\ud83d\udc94


WAHOO!  I did it, I actually effing did it!  Yay me!!!!


And maybe you should actually go to class instead of making up dumb excuses.


Imagine dragons on jay leno right meow >>


5 min shower, 30 min lotion routine. I hate this weather..& where I live. I'm so damn itchy!!


If this class gets cancelled \ud83d\ude04


Just put in my application for a new serving job. The end of my Red Robin days may be quickly approaching...


Thanks @tunespeak for the free tix! \ud83d\udc4dSo excited for @TwinForksMusic SLC show tomorrow!!!!  I \u2764 @ChrisCarrabba!!!


@emceehairrule closing the god damn door?


Jared ain't lose that weight eatin subway that shit all sodium


I'm comin home I'm comin home tell the world that I'm comin home.


@illstr8r I think things will change in the next year as the healthcare system makes changes. Hospitals and docs are going to quickly...


Okay seriously why does my apple taste like peppers


@bbybeans_ @RyanRashid39 ugh you're the best


I remember the time Gilmour told us we can't act like raging dickheads whenever we get a flag against us. I still disagree.


Need someone that would enjoy jogging/running in this weather? Any takers?


someone go to bdubs with me. I'll pick got up lol


@GrimsToyShow  if I post a picture of my collection will you review it on next weeks episode? #WhatAWaste


Ahhhahah wills in the corner just playing bangers


I'm so unmotivated to do anything right now... I just want to go home\ud83d\ude13


can i get my belly button pierces today?????????


I hate packing. It's like, I'll be 4-5 hours away what will I neeed? lol


@noneyobeeswachs Haha maybe not all of guard \ud83d\ude09


why do you lie to everyone? she actually thinks you like her when you talked shit on her 2 days ago.


I'm just plain crazy about a lot of things baby, but I'm 10 times crazier about you #BlakeShelton \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@daniilscott @_Louu98 it was such a long battle I bet


Rain is ok...unless its freezing rain -_-


Mady's enjoying my singing and dancing to the #GrammyAwards


I've admittedly been using Chrome for weeks... I'm so sorry Firefox


And it isn't healthy because now I'm not gonna sleep tonight.


@DaysAddict I think someone said it was Melinda.


Melanie is hotter than all @MelanieIglesias


Dearly Beloved, \nif this love only exsists in my dreams, please don't wake me up.


@talkhoops as a Celtics fan, I feel we aren't getting enough calls


Just took a 3 hour nap & I still don't feel good. If I'm getting sick ill cry.


@Cgulck don't make me salty no more !\ud83d\ude02


#doctorwho season 6 sucks. I'm not a fan of the new doctor.


@IMGOINQUinN it was the peanut butter kind so there were no berries. \ud83d\udc4e


Yeah, she's gonna be somebody's only light, she's gonna be somebody's baby, tonight.


@msorce22 yeah i got my sled caked with mud. Once i got to the 5 water holes i turned around, i was sick of it lol


I'm tired of pretending that I don't love you anymore\ud83d\udc95


If you're going to be original you better count on being copied.


Someone needs to answer there phone! \ud83d\udc4a


@heyitsnicky6 it's in my fridge! I just heated it to help me sleep


Bitch, you don't even know your babies dad to either baby. You just hope it comes out Mexican, shut the fuck up, hoe.


It's always a strange moment when some kid from HS likes your status...


Dont like my boyfriends instagram pics, Don't talk to my boyfriend, don't touch my boyfriend, don't even look at MY BOYFRIEND. \ud83d\ude21


Making my own dinner because \beggars can't be choosers\". Sorry I think any kid of lasagna, let alone meat, is completely repulsive."


My sister is so weird. It makes me laugh.


WOW ALL MY FRIENDS R AT THE BAR AND IM JUST SITTING IN THEIR HOUSE WATCHING NETFLIX OK


I know we have to take our time with this but I'm so glad that my best friend is back in my life! @ReahganBradshaw


Cause mama always told me to be respectful of others


Moms hooked it up with shavin cream! #fuckyea #gillette


Too bored to do nothing. Too lazy to do anything.


Glad to have Sam Shields back with the @packers for next season


I don't want to care but somehow I still do.


Cap game tonight. Literally dropped my wed night class for the entire semester so that I could for just tonight! #capfam #whiteout


Praying @KSaylor56 has a simple, safe surgery tomorrow! It'll be over before you know it! \ud83d\ude09 I love you!


#2013TaughtMe That the Duck Dynasty guys are the back woods rednecks I always thought they were


@JonSchnitt I know but that's two years from now. Boston will be good in like 2018 with all their picks.


Hardest thing in the world is unseeing something you never wanted to see


@bhoward47 who needs Starbucks anyway? On to bigger and better! Coffee Bean?


I'm staying in for the rest of the year.


@JohnsonnMichael @_JordanTyler_ @Uncle_Willard I'm down for some cocaine


@John_Parris what happens when I run out of room on my laptop for these updates?


@ShandyCrall I love how positive you are :)


It's something I really don't want to do but maybe I have too...


Most people at some point know how you feel, you don't have to constantly remind them of how shitty something in your life is.


@WesBrunner we are such gorgeous individuals with amazing taste in music.


13 weeks down and we gonna fight hard for one more #hawkball


That will be an expensive hit for Weatherspoon. Ouch. #stillnotahomegame


Some people are just so repulsive. Real classy. #gross #disgusted \ud83d\ude2e\ud83d\ude37


@TheRonSullivan wait like do you not go to public school?!?? I wasn't sure


Wtf is taking my mom and sister so long in the storeeee


@pkn12_14 godddd we suck \ud83d\ude25 #loveyou


In the last 2 days I've had around 20 cookies!\ud83c\udf6a #fatgirlproblems lol


@LaurenHalley22 Gabriel brothers!!! Adorable stretchy summer dresses for $10!!!


@kait_mcdawg I meant say I couldn't ask for a better bestfriend \ud83d\ude11


Everyone having fun at school??\ud83d\ude08


@SarahBambauer I hope you're not serious. #Bud


I still remember the night when @P2014Lynn asked me to Prom... Now, prom weekend is here and we've been dating for over three months \ud83d\ude0a


I want to wake up to the day your memory won't stand in my way


@saintsrow 4. Just take my money. Holy crap


@MillerCassy Hahah I got all these songs stuck in ur head


@dandakich IMO, IU lost because Wisconsin dictated the pace the entire game & kept Assembly from being as raucous as usual.


Football players will always be attractive to me.


Okay I'm definitely loving this iTunes Radio thing.


@Harry_Styles how are you liking America????????????????????


Officially refusing to leave my dorm until class tomorrow, and even that might not happen.


Fml! Lol. Now I wish I would've just stayed in town! Damnit!


@prettybritty018 it's got a pizza box and they even say I WANT FROYO HAHAAHA


I already know I'm crazy soo I don't really give two fucks what you think... #sorrynotsorry


@ayoloscho helped me with my taxes,got $1000 back so time I take her on a shopping spree cuz I love her lots


@safehavenmovie  watched your movie last night, a big hit for everyone...


@sarahjculp but still there's sand everywhere...you're weird


Babyy please dont goooooo, when we can just #RunAway


I think the dog knows I'm hungover. This is the first time she came to sit with me since I got back to Indianapolis.


Someone come nurse me back to health. \ud83d\ude23


not gonna lie I cry in almost every episode of vampire diaries. whether it's tears of joy, sadness, or, confusion I still cry.


The cross is meaningless w/out the resurrection, and the resurrection is powerless w/out the cross #GOSPEL #berrywisdom


Loving the fact that im sick again and i was already 2 weeks ago #FML


@hannahmedler what about me and my team :(


Just gonna get thru this day by day like everythings alright


Don't you ever say, I just walked away. I will always want you.


Realllllly happy I slept on the couch last night


I'd be ok with @GenoSmith_12 or @MattBarkley in the mid second round #browns


Just a simple smile could brighten someone's day.


@j_sizzle108 only because of your love for good coffee


@ner I'd say possibly, but it depends on what you anticipate doing. Pages is very different, and not as accessible in some areas.


@gabbyhone lol it's going to be so fun ! Hopefully the house is really nice !


@i_groove @CaptainCodeine @T_Holmes52 I'm goin a double on cardio today! I mixed in power clean to make me stronger in the hips.


Something makes me want to ask if you love me, but I don't wana sound that weak.


Life with you makes perfect sense, you're my best friend


RJ's 2fers ... #RVC it's been a while. @DJschia17 @MattybELIte @g3noo @coachwarga @KCrotty3


@Metal_Mixtress @JerseyRock @MetalLissa75 @kyle_hedgley @ChicagoMetalRox @faroutman9 right on!!


It's super sunny with 90 degree weather over here idk what you guys are talking about but #ItsOkay2BeJealous \ud83d\ude01


Brushing up on some Machiavelli before sleep #philosophy


@natecorrell_ it's not funny\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude30


I'm thankful for a receptionist who volunteers to kill spiders for me.


Going home today is not bittersweet, this is completely sour fuck that


@B_Hard99 this time next week I'll be with you for 5 days


Hatfields and McCoys show tonight:) oh yess:)


@searchie14 @BaseballersGirl. Good game u are awesome


@Clivebarron China Mobile needs the phone to drive its brand new 4G network so I see a limited initial roll out. So 2015 Calls is my play.


My mom told me to stop it when I said I had so much energy and wanted to ride my bike#smh


My crazy obsession and hoarding tonight \ud83d\udc4c


@JimLeonard @Talkmaster Next, we must take everyone who has uttered the word \jew\" and force them into exile!"


@abigailhornyak oh my goodness you are so sweet


@joellebowman @tylerkiing can I come hunting with you guys soon?


Can't wait to crawl back in bed \ud83d\udca4


My boss told corporate I'm the best driver #happygirl


My top 5 qbs 1. Rodgers 2. Manning. 3.brees 4. Brady.5. Wilson


Twitter is full of everyone's conversations #dafuck


@bri_trusler No more blacking out for you


Lights have turned on-- school does have power.


That was an amazing book omg you have to finish it if you haven't already


Let me just go back to a few years ago \ud83d\ude4f


If anyone wants to buy me an industrial injection hoodie for Christmas feel free! ;)


\sorry i bothered you with my presence\" @vnessa019"


@LinusStubbs Missing you duder! Stay warm and holler at me!


I was born on the same day Jesus rose from the dead... That has to make me like a prophet or something #blessed


@HannahWelhoff @may_hay95 incest is cool!


Who wants to play the NASCAR drinking game tomorrow? #turnup


At midnight on January 1st, my friends and I will make the mandatory jokes about not pooping since last year. #overusedjokes


When you kiss her? How's my dick taste? ;)


@Pamelazaynah I gave up on tinder after I was blocked by you...


@B_RAD_Roembke yeah haha I'll favorite one of your tweets


@drunkNnaughty @ventivodkacran How about a nice bratwurst for lunch!


So many shots created so far. A lot of excitement.


Dear all hotel patrons, I fucking hate you all! Sincerely, stop bitching at me I don't care!


Pretty sure @MeghanLavallee is stronger than she will ever know...


Chargers drive results in fumble. Titans take over at IW 40.


My emotions can go fuck themselves seriously


Can I plz plz plz see my boyf right now..? #needhim


I was going around the curve by fcc and my car went side ways and I was on the other side of the road! I didn't know it was THAT bad out!


Bitch your blowing up my phone and his phone! #wtf #crazyaf


Cant stand that constant smell.. Especially with it being in my room.. It wakes me up every morning... #annoyed


@ChelseaJepsonn oooooo im sorry.... but then yess we deff have to talk


I can do all things through Christ, who strengthens me.\n#philippines413


I can't take people seriously when their name is Toby.... that's my dog's name


Watching Christmas Vacation. Can't think of a better way to celebrate the beginning of finals. \ud83d\ude01


it is SICK that they offer a supplemental bar prep class for more money right before the exam itself when everyone is panicking. #barprep


Headed to Pottsville for team coverage of fire that killed six with @wnepamandak @AndyPalumbo1228 @RyanLeckey @schafferwnep


@iamthecadence96 same! It is by far their best! Its no secret I'm a directioner! #Lovethemtoomuch


nothing worse than a viral news story of someone doing something both bratty and political


Summer cannot come soon enough. About to live on my boys boat . Too hype


OMG JUST IMAGINE WHAT LEAH IS GOING THROUGH RIGHT NOW


Black ops state of mind, we play the game like campaign.


I can ride with her mama all the time she got them classics


I bitch so much bout the Heat yet it's my background photo...SMH


@mariluz29335004 @jenconservative @daisy_94e @margaret_711 @therealpduffy \nGreat.


I did not just get a 100% \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0a\ud83c\udf8a\ud83c\udf89


Lmfao my mom just called 911 on accident dumbass.


Making a huge mistake by watching American horror story right now..


I hope you feel dumb \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@ginaaabednarek because he turns into a bum when he gets injured in a bar fight and loses his spot in the NBA


With jordan carons injury i wonder if that opens the door for a ryan spooner/ chris bourque appearance with the big club? #bruins


I guess no one is texting me back today. When you clearly read my message.


@Gold_Rush my father in law worked in Guayana. Said it was like living next to HELL!!!


It's a cuddle, movie type of night \ud83d\udc4c


@sameschner @JennaAndolina k, much appreciated, take it someone Else, because I'm pretty sure NOONE cares.


Since when does people put a darn picture frame on a diningroom table and freak out when someone moves it! Oh wait am living it daily!


Ill be damned school is a couple hours away from bein done with this year.


I'm stuck on stupid with this finger thing -_- @itskaitlynbaaby


Blacktop man.... i can't hit water if i fell out of a boat, and i have 96 three point shooting #ShitsCrazy


@crkstr_defi I guess it would be bad if I called you boy right now?


Okay @JaleelMetzger kills me \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f


I don't get why people lie about such dumb things...


Leah's necklace said Cory!\ud83d\ude2d #TeenChoiceAwards


Im the kind that likes to take it wayyy out ;)


@jodelld sorry to blow up your Facebook and twitter notifications but your story is just war too cool to not share.


the train station smells like cheese and beer mixed. EW


When you walk into your class and everyone is already there and every eye is on you <


Relying on something to take away the sadness sucks and I'm trying so hard to cope without it.


The only thing I have to do tomorrow is make lil smokies with Casey and his mom so I'm gonna sleep in finally \ud83d\ude48


Whenever you wanna make me existent let me know #attentionwhore


Hey playing for a college this year not many people from forge can say that so im pretty happy for that


@RyleeSquire19 you can stop now \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude02


@mcpelfrey85 hahah that's hateful but funny. He's a AAA player for sure. Our whole bullpen acts like AAA lol


This is gonna be a recycled game 2 with the spurs turnovers


My mom and I have terrible tempers so I left the house and got away with it wow


@live_world_108 we all went to the strip club instead


@IanSchendel @youngberg13 @nate_olson_ good seeing you fellas this weekend


@SuperNannyKenz haha! What is going on?? It's been down for a while now!


Never know the speed limit so I just drive the speed I think is accurate


My favorite thing is when deshawn tells me I'm tan


@RebySky Go suck Vince McMahon's dick, then maybe he'll turn you into a wannabe jobber with no future. Wait, that's what you are already.


@MichaelEvancoe @FriglorificBlue idk, I just use skin tone rmg movie makeup and there are probably far better options but it works for me


I hate when I'm in a mood where I can't pick what type of music I want to listen ti


@kyleem123 @cody_vacco @popick31 it's amazing lol #naked


New @evad3rs jailbreak for iOS7 sucks.  If you haven't already done so, wait until @saurik gets cydia up to snuff.


It's crazy how waking up to something can either make or break your day.


I just lost my phone charger at sbp. #fuck


@benM_johnston awkward moment when @cook_cami has no friends..


Every time it storms I think of Ethan singing \A begin's a brewin'\" from the little mermaid \ud83d\ude02 @Ethan_Barnette"


I'm gonna make it make it my life goal to favorite every one of @Carr_loss2


Did anyone else notice that pretty much no awards are being given out? 5... In an hour and a half... At the CMAs. What.


@PattiQuagSwag yes! I've been looking for a good sushi spot here. Thanks girl


I'm at my boyfriends house... By myself \ud83d\ude33


Watching a blues clues episode where Mother Nature is in it! That bitch needs to stop showing herself


Knowing how sore I'm going to be tomorrow fails in comparison to how excited I am to get back in the ring \ud83d\ude0d


Jill was on another level tonight and I loved it


I wish I had someone who would just bring me food... Like I'm hungry...and have cash.... #wah


@paige_madison18 I know! I sat on twitter the whole class. We're lucky we didn't skip for once haha I was so tempted today \ud83d\ude0f


@AdamSchefter do us @packers fans just need to come to reality that there'll be NO free-agency move here??


If I die before I wake I pray that ASAP would be great


I know who my favorite senior is gonna be next year.


I could just imagine the prayer match that Tim Tebow and Ray Lewis would be having right now. SO MUCH JESUS.


Did you really just upload that pic to Instagram.... #smh


I love how I can't drive with my right hand, and I've stuck a nail in my left hand. #todaysgreat


Excited to see @ZacBaker7 in action tonight \ud83c\udfc8 #GoodLuck \ud83c\udf40


I need a friend to go outtttt with lol I never effing do anything anymore


She thinks my tractors sexy it really turns her on


I actually feel well rested and prepared for work and schools are closed!


It feels so good to have everything worked out.


@zacharyprescot1 I would've clapped for you!


@kelly_clarkson did an amazing job! Girl knows how to rock out! Got the pipes! \ud83d\ude04\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb8


I just want to dance again. Why'd I ever stop? #stupidme


@RMarotteck what day will you be in town?!?!


How can I get up when pandora is so good


@hjayxo a torn minscuis , idek how to spell it


Thinking back to high school speech class. And @BPriesty25 speech where he only quoted the hangover. Hahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


.@NHLNetwork Can you PLEASE get rid of the bottom line news ticker while airing live games? It ruins the picture and is horribly distracting


Sorry @CassidyNabors I forgot to give you my 4k, but I still love my meatball!!!


@Schultz44 @whitehouse umm just because you call them unsubstantiated doesn't make it so. Come clean on #Benghazi at the least. That's owed!


\u201cThere must be quite a few things that a hot bath won\u2019t cure, but I don\u2019t know many of them.\u201d\n\n\u2014Sylvia Plath


The movie Burlesque with Christina Aguilera is dope. She is a boss!


You're a total asshole which is probably why you cannot get a girlfriend.


Can't believe I saw @earlxsweat live last night. And @fucktyler in September. Wow.


I'm thankful for too much to devote only one day to it all \ud83d\ude4f


When I'm the bachelorette I'm kicking off all these meatheads first round #bye


#100thingsaboutme I'm about to tweet this shit, blowing up your timeline


@mfmcguire83 @alarp33 oh wait that original tweet was from Matty.


@SimplyAH6 I'm actually so jealous of you


marshal montana and I are playing russian roulette


The sad thing is I'm gonna get so used to not having school, so going back will be a bitchhh.


It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life.


30 minutes from our hotel and our car window randomly shatters


@GHOP35 @_lindseyf @CodyPyle1 I don't care


If you really think about it. How crazy is it that a complete stranger can Become your best friend or the love of your life. #cray


If only @AnnaKendrick47 simply knew I existed. \ud83d\ude0d


I'm too bored and annoyed to be working 8 hours


Might go to Bonnaroo next year. Hate music. Hate crowds. Love mud with pee in it.


@jgmitcheltree @DanielleMarkel @Bam_ItsChelsey can you guys bring in one or two baby pictures by Friday and give them to bowman ? Thanks (:


@DrewThomas_22 I'm the better goalie buddy


UK has nothing to worry about, the games at Rupp. That's all anyone needs to know.


I can't control my excitement for tomorrow night. #FridayNightLights


Fucking on the washing machine while its on spin... my favorite room in the house #laundry-room


Romo has no time at all to throw the ball


I feel like all I tweet about is food hahaha


So confused after @swebb14 has tried to talk me into a new future #whattodo\n#newcareer \ud83d\udc89\ud83d\udcda\ud83d\ude06


Could there ever be a place for Dancing with the Stars fashion in the real world?


@PatrickStump so what's your favorite song from \from under the cork tree\"?"


Clean car, trim puppies nails, go to giant eagle, do laundry, and look for a second job. I'm on it. Meanwhile, relaxing with my ladies.


@MariahKeiser text me!  I think we are having the same probmles #bored.


What a fun night just chilling with everybody at Travs tonite


finally hanging out with my bby @MeganCuster tonight :)


Forgot my bra & spandex @ the hotel, thank GOD my dad decided to speed for once in his life! I got my stuff a song before I performed. Phew


Pretty girls don't puke.. Pretty girls don't puke.. Pretty girls don't puke. #hangover


Does anyone else get so excited about Cedar Point that you wake up at the crack of dawn with so much Energy?


If you say \...kinda day/night\" you might be a white girl."


Needed to shave!! And I didn't \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude48


@Chavss_ 25 days till we go?! Can't wait!!


@melissastark @nflnetwork good morning all , you are three cups behind me looking forward to the show


I lost my best friend due to a mistake i made. And a seceret told. Great.


I need a big Spurs win this afternoon to get me over losing Jacoby to the Yanks


@k_hollifield  come over later, I help u. Isn't too hard once you get the hang of it :p


I wonder if Bridget knows that I can see when she texts me and sends it to two other people as well #hoe #thatstheshitidontlike


I can officially say today was the worst day I have ever had at work \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\udd2b


@ESPN_Colin it will still be his fault when the loose.  #lebroncantwin


@kaelanicole17 nana gave me a lamb Saturday... Hahaha.


@NinkasiBrewing Wonderful Meetup night, even if I don't drink beer! The cookie from your snacks was wonderful! Think about wine and sodas!!


@Trevor_Burris14 it was good seeing you Saturday!!


@jwfowler1 you know you'll be there front and center. Cowboy boots and all.... \ud83d\ude48


@Jtwhittt94 Yeah you better appreciate them! The fug I look like, Betty Crocker


During season nothing feels as good as lying down, and nothing is worse than standing straight up. #soccerprobs


It's be cool if you didn't ignore me sometimes


@pazleyjensen @dovin_brooke I hat not being able to retweet any of your stuff Brooke.


@Bethanyyingst @HilweeLynne yeah that's right after Cody B's bday. Lime hats and fat cats.


I guess I'm having a hard time accepting the fact that Christmas is over considering I'm on my third mimosa already


All I'm left with is regret and COLD FUCKING FEET


And since I'm not longer wanted, I guess I'll walk away..\ud83c\udfa7\ud83c\udfb6


Pretty sure everyone was on bath salts at the alley cat last night


@AhB_Stat talents of Julia Child and the looks of Jessica Alba


Seriously my new neighbors need to leave this sub before I kill them I'm talking like house at the end of the street ish.


I shouldnt be watching 48 hours cleveland before bed #nightmares


@PhilyB95 @LucyCaitlin13 yes please.. I miss you Phil!


Complete opposition to home plate collisions being eliminated from baseball. Some of the greatest plays in history happen there.


I have to be up at 630 and @DouchyWesWekler keepin me up


Lets add another mascara stain to the pillow tonight \ud83d\ude2d


@lierz_logan Ok...I'm official scared for me life. And there is ice on the road. Screw you and your dream.


@EmilyMcClinsey guess who's hoodie I'm wearing.\n#diabettusbuddies


When my friend's aunt told @Layni_Lou that she looks like my dad's sister when she was Alayna's age.. my dad was adopted. Hahaha #crazylady


@CrowMiranda It's an hour away from me, so it would be about a half hour. We need to visit each other soon though love(:


@LiViMatTa Young he Giant! That is the first line of that song.


I'm 24.. You like 30.. With 3 kids.. I should be the least of your worries Hoee..


@pcreee thank you beautiful! Can't wait to see all you girls! Love ya \ud83d\ude18


The wait is over! After spending wayyyy too long being states away, @kenzaybaby is finally home. Making up for lost time today! :) #Happy


Last night finally made me realize mad shit ..


Why am I watching the recap of the race I just watched?


@halfway2crumpin @catiebabyy_ pretty sure I do that anyways #ohwell


How much longer are they going to delay their decision on DOMA. #stress \ud83d\ude21


@loganpugsley why do you never text me back. Whyyyyy.


@fandango1057 This place is electric!  Playoff atmosphere.


Ill never have enough clothes \ud83d\ude12


I just posted my first video on Instagram


@_laurenkiteee I am currently making fun of people in yearbooks, wanna comeover and join?


I don't even know how @BMaurais3 puts up with my princess attitude. #goodboy \ud83d\udc78 \u263a\ufe0f


Is it bad that I don't feel like being social?


Off break, back to work for another hour & a half


@MasonSpeaking I think I uploaded the wrong picture..


I hope my night clasd gets canceled #FingersCrossed


I feel like his eyes just stare into my soul.


Im letting Sarah color my hair #whatislife \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude31


@ashley_rentos you don't know what a prefix is ? \ud83d\ude02


That was seriously the best sleep ever after a long two days. Now gotta get up and go to my brother'a graduation. So proud of him \ud83d\ude0a\u2764


Recently ran out of shits to give about school. Anybody have any spares?


@musselman63 thanks and u were struttin in that cowboys jacket with that baby on your hip ;)


I brought my mom a whole strawberry cheesecake home from work . Just because . I hope she loves her little bob Evans worker . \u2764\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf53


@Average_Al oh hell yeah! They're gonna be putting in gino's left and right


The amount of food I ate at 7 11 last night is absolutely disgusting


@FreedomTag93 its not a suit bruh. But its for something like that.


@CMClark84 well the penguins play at 12:30 today. AGAIN. So prob that and some NASCAR. How about you?


But seriously I just want someone to play with my hair and watch Pitch Perfect with me


Thanks to @pmanblondie13 for being the man


Everyday I get on Netflix and it says I watched something different. Somewhere in the world I'm watching movies without me knowing.


Literally the best episode of Breaking bad I've ever watched.


@Guaci33cg @sandra_chile @nkotbsbukgirl @pamealc_75 @jordanknight Awww looking stunning from every angle \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udd25


Getting my tan on hopefully it will make me feel better


@XEricNigguhX me too \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 high five \u270b


@DrCFWinn Sorry to hear that!  Prayers for you both!


I get very very sad every time I want bamboo palace on Sundays and remember that they're closed. #wah #tomorrowsanotherday


Ahh shit, we got a badass on twitter tonight guys. \ud83d\ude02


Like the gay shit doesn't even have a bluray drive comeon


Will somebody that's at the game keep me updated please?!


@JJReed14 it's 1 am shouldn't you be in bed?


@pigzaj2 that smell is Ethan taking a shit on our coffee plans


@TheReal_iCarlie Exactly. Our just grab your tits like I did...


Apparently 92 is a ridiculous heat in Oregon.... not sure what to think about that when 92 is on the cool side where I'm from #colorado


A parent is someone who takes care of you and loves you, not someone who creates you.


I love talking about God with Jaden. it's really one of my favorite things.


Quit complaining about everything and just be thankful for what you have.


No matter what I eat, I have to have a salty to sweet ratio. Hence my blue doritos and snickers sitting side by side


@graefvanessa55 @the_duganator why? Is something wrong?


Maybe she wasn't lying. I'm so lost and confused. I just can't stand the fact of him lying to me though.


@MsLadyTai7 I thought it Strong. I don't remember Dixon doing that. Lets ask @DST2K835 ... Strong or Dixon did the Gator Dance before games?


When your piano teacher switches out pianos on you <<<<


Everyone has changed so much in the passed year... And here I am, just being the same person I've always been.


@TheOnlyBoodge nope! Didnt get pulled over, he was just being sketchy


@oliviaahoggard actually texted me first omg what's going on


I am a like soccer mom on a mission shopping in this Target. #watchout


I hate broke Niggas main rich Nigga tweets #GawdyallsumBrokeboys lol u ugh yuck


Don't get all pissy at me because I didn't text you... The phone works both ways \ud83d\ude11


@BrooksBrooks96 @Lil_bill5 @DroJoe1716 @Landonallenn1 @dakota_davis15 @lauren_corinne i'll pass on that


I have such a headache now :/ not cool bro


@paigeharris22 I have the stomach stuff too \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude29


@troyesivan your past two tweets are like a descriptive porno


I feel for every single person who has to work on Black Friday.


When ppl lie so much it comes natural to them


Ok seriously i hope I see this girl in person


Their making two more Avatar movies . Can't wait !


@Dedicated_Devil ohh from Ned's declassified. Haha classic


Just met @TristanBlaine and he's the sweetest person ever \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


Why don't i learn how to use a knife in school


All three women in my car are topless. Jelly?


@Hannitylive Isn't framing someone a crime? I would think you would be all over that Sean! Will you work to get the film maker released?


Whoa Wiggins retracts commitment already?! FSU


@Marcus__Rose it should be a really good probably low scoring game


@CriSpY_PiNoY @Oscargreatness @kameron add @JacksonBrigggs to that list #godsquad


Very sad that I didn't get a Christmas pic with bobby today \ud83d\ude15


@FactsAboutBoys Especially when you hear them talking to themselves


Foul call on Indiana, crowd goes nuts sarcastically. Announcer feels the need to criticize the call, because, you know, it was on Indiana.


@RecDigggity exactly. Quarless isn't exactly that.


easily one of the weirdest and disturbing dreams I've ever had


@nikki_olesen I was thinking about you today hoping you were feeling good \u263a\ufe0f #NoLie


Going to the pirate game tomorrow. Streaking on the field


@TaylerFoster I can tell. I mean I'm down for the 3 trifecta if you are...


House is so awesome. And such an asshole. I love it.


SORRY I CAN'T HAVE SEX WITH ALL OF YOU BECAUSE THE AIDS.


What the fuck was he talking about in the speech?


@Jesserosee69 is so amazing and fabulous and the queen of cats \ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3d\ud83d\udc51


@greenalex429 I should be in a skittles commercial


I accidentally drop my phone on my face in the tanning bed entirely too much\ud83d\ude14


I would give anything to know what runs through my dog's head...


This has been one of the longest/worst week I've had in a while.. #itsbeenprettyhard


How could I lose a bet to a 10 yr old I will get you back maquire


@ian_smith16 @CleoDeOrio what is this tomfoolery


@Rebolt_19XX not much waiting on Caden to get done with driving classes why.


@ballerbaby_10 it's probably my all time favorite picture! \ud83d\ude0a


Oh godd, @JennyShenk is obsessing about her bathroom again. Lol. What you listen to for your family lol!!


Love how the B's have balls and will drop the gloves anytime, anywhere.


So much for going to bed right now. 1,000 Ways to Die is on. #lovethisshow #isthatweird


He's actually an upgrade.  Nice try though.


@hdieterlee are you kidding me? Ray Lewis killed two people and he dropped a million and the ravens still kept him


I've actually been doing my homework tonight. What is wrong with me!?


People are seriously arguing over the CAY ? Lol #wow


Luke Bryan and colts game #perfectsunday


@TomSaidSo yeah yeah your just sayin that but yeah I'll take you


Some little white boys almost got knocked out last night, but why would I hit them their defenseless ,#dontfightkidswhocantfightbacj


Watching highlights of Tony Parker yesterday thinking it looks kinda like @Trey_Burke3


Saw a bad wreck on my way home\ud83d\ude14


@AndrewLawson_50 i freaking love Tom Hardy


If you don't think that I'm just a little crazy, you probably don't know me well enough


@mwhitey86 @ChloeAngyal HILARIOUS that you had to go to **horse racing jockeys** to find an example though.


I'm honestly so excited for my fun filled day/night on Thursday. \ud83d\ude1d Hurry up, week!


We should really have a fall, winter, and spring pep rally, homecoming and spirit week.


@BaileyPyle hey at least I'm leading \ud83d\udcaa


Man, you'd think after an 11 hour move I'd get to relax, but we've got another estimated 12 hours of work to do. Without unpacking.


This is a good night to be on @twitter. Thank you #SoundofMusic


What are the chances of that?\ud83d\ude02


@its_zion @TheZachBailey how much is it going to cost ?


@dann_turnerrr got them off of someone you want me to send them? Havent done the gay poem yet though


@AbigailMarie28 round two from last weekend?


@jessietweetz by 3:00 lmk what u want me to bring u in cause I'll be napping until then


Met two of the hottest girls I've ever seen last night


@KeyleeLovesYou @impatientpeter omg that's me


you're over reacting right now. im not even upset and it's upsetting you


@misslala_xo @kristenhesse its winter !!!! #sewcold


Sad that's how it all ends up, but got what I needed and saw what I needed to. Just made every bit of that a million times easier #EyeOpener


I'm actually awful at my job but it's because it's Dunkin Donuts and I'm not Indian.


Like an Alzheimer's patient going to school...


I just saw a huge snake in my yard #Yikes


The chances of me just sleeping on my couch all day tomorrow are very likely.


@Dillonjolly420 Alright sounds good ill text you tomm morning lol


If you like me, cool. If you don't, I don't care & I never willlll.


Keeping up with the Kardashians \ud83d\udc81


Quite honestly, I'm saving myself from future disappointments...


The grass is always greener where you water it


When you almost run into another car in Helen because you're too busy staring at this attractive guy jogging. #imhopelss


@margomier I wanted to get there plates but they were going the opposite direction


People be like what did you get me? And I be like same thing I got you last year \ud83d\udc80\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@alexxyslee I now have a purpose.\ud83d\ude12 #whyyyyy


#Santa is whatever the hell you want him to be. Who really cares anyhow?


@ashleybuttres @JuliaJaeQuinton @Emmy_Grace0 you always are\ud83d\ude18


I honestly don't mind one bit when @mavislacey accidentally snap chats me.


Too bad I used half of the gas that was left in it \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I am going to chase this whiskey with patron, I want a girl on my lap and a yagerbomb


The beach, a cold beer, and a beautiful girl by my side #whatmakesmehappy


I'm just now watching Pitch Perfect. Wow. #pitchperfect @mollyj25 @kylie_faith511


Wish I had time to stop in Bazine and see @15adrianm!


When we have long weekends or breaks I get really antisocial and I hate people even more than usual an dread seeing everyone


@itsbaileyanne I love you so much bailey. #AlwaysThere


@glebedigital there are many on google play.


@whathappnd @savemehitz @sevvievee @hey_dudette Dr. Will's the only reason I'm watching the Finale. This is the worst F3 ever.


Hell yeah #Buckeyes land James Clark!!! Big get for #urban


My dad just went outside and took a selfie \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Who won? The Red Sox\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc99\u2764\u26be but I'm sorry who lost?\ud83d\udc81 The YANKEES\ud83d\udc4c\n@Connor_Miller6 what does Connor think about that?


well isn't that just swell, burnt my hand making lunch #awesome


WHO CARES. Worry about your life! Not ours!


Movie day with @Sean5995 and @marcypounds ???


@DatKidChillin ur like one of those kids id be like hm hell be hot when hes older then i feel weird cuz theyre lkke 12 idk


@bpalm123 that's because besides Kobe ther either old or over rated


@littlebitdoda real friends get fat together.


@Smerfyea @NirvAnna44 deciding whether to favorite that or not


I miss my parents, going to make a trip tomorrow to see those beautiful people who gave me life.


123 I think I got you pinned \ud83d\ude09


@ZachJettBlack has his games and Ennis is pretty much the only goal scorer consistently


Its amazing how quickly you can become irrelevant


@Lukail22 he also has the 3rd best TD to interception ratio this season


Taking my car to the car wash and cleaning her out :) I spoil her! #jeep #beautifulday


Holy Bad Bitches, I never thought I'd see this in Beaver... I'm bout to cry


@dangelosmith300 what are you doing right now?! I wasn't allowed to do shit yesterday and I knew you was tryna kick it. My mom bein gay


@Michael_Judd5 and havent lost a division game yet. I will struggle here on out though. I got injuries and bye weeks but shit happens


Hoping to god today is a better day than yesterday. \ud83d\ude4f


I hate how Kanye West makes terrible music yet I always have one of his stupid songs stuck in my head. \n\nUh huh, honey.


Thanks to #girlcode I now know everything ever.


In the past 4 1/2 hours at work I've accomplished a whole lot of nothing. Surprise surprise, ITS FRIDAY. \ud83d\udc4f


Things I do everyday: 1. Get up 2. Be Awesome 3. Go back to bed


@TJZuppe the only way to change perception is by beating the #SEC.Until that happens, nothing changes.Peeps should want to face an #SEC team


I had no idea I could love @LukeBryanOnline even more but #drinkabeer is flawless. In \ud83d\udc4f love \ud83d\udc4f


Lol that snap chat I just sent \ud83d\ude02 I'm a retard


@Joey_Verdi I can't tell if you're using it or not \ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udd2b


You guys want to watch the Dark Knight rises @GucciGuss3 @jlambo32 @kyle_kuhr


@Sylvia_Mata20 did you win big last night?


so happy i got to see some family today @NGC_15 ... theyre so wonderful. #familyfirst #blessed


@WaitImNicole seriously. Justin would NOT kick them out!!!


@erintaylorpride ok, ok I can tell that you feel bad, so I'll forgive you.\ud83d\ude0f


I really want to go to a haunted house...


I'm gonna listen to Volcano Choir all night & lay in bed counting the dots on the ceiling tiles.


Idk why ur fuckin mom hates me so god damn mother fucking much


Kissed You by Gloriana may just be the sweetest song ever \ud83d\udc96\ud83d\udc8b


My dad asked who I'm texting and I said no one, I'm on twitter. He asked what other people are writing awks


#StoryBehindMyScar I attempted to catch a 60 pound log rolled off a roof and it snapped my arm in half...I wish I was kidding


@_David_t13 @ashleysafup haha I feel like senior year, we still won't have found a truce yet


Watching Snow White after baking orange cookies :)


I really don't remember the last time I was this upset


When @afeebs2013 leaves me a note>>>>> #ThanksBuddy #LoveYou


@CassandraJoBeth it really never gets old! #bowielove


You know you're tired when you sit in one spot for ten minutes drifting off


We're all just trying to find our next fix


@Cudii_Buddy welllll you can always give a girl a butt massage how about that


@HeatherKerresa Yeah. I think today just took a lot oout of many of us...


Too jealous of the freshmen going to Chicago today


@jbranyancomedy Yawn, glad Twitter is free, else I'd be cruising for a refund or comp tickets to a future show when you might be funny


Praise the post @PippaCockcroft \ud83d\udc7c\ud83d\ude4f


Lipstick on the glass. See I know dis ain't your first but it's better than your last.


I love coming home on Sundays & Jason says \were going to hilliard to get food, wanna come\" uhh hell yes I wanna come lol."


I was tanning in 58 degree weather today and somehow still managed to get sunburn. #what!? \ud83d\ude33


I could have used the money but getting off of work five hours before I was supposed to is still awesome. #winning


@TwiiiSteD_FreaK it's going great, but I'm really tired! Hopefully a nap when I get home will fix that!


@NickC941 for once Lebrawwwwwn gets the shit end


My class discussed for an hour about my professors theory of ice cream causing nudity


It actually concerns me how much I go threw stop signs without noticing


If you lower your car, I'm judging you. If you lower your truck, then there's a strong chance that I already hate you.. Not sorry.


Highlight of my night has got to be sneaking into the pavilion with @allie_kramer and dancing the night away to Wagon Wheel! #Darius


my goal is 20 . anything beyond that will be an accomplishment


@McKennaPass Hahahahahaha omg was it scary


In not gonna get ANY crumbs on my fleece.. #saidnooneever


@MVGordonBrown I am not a fan of kraft but you do know that's not how it works right


@jack_mali courseeee, everyone's invited, mum wouldn't care at all! \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0a


She was like oh my god this is my song I've been listening to the radio all night long sittin round waitin for it to come on and here it is


Thankful I got away from that douchebag sooner than later. #exboyfriendisatool


@crashduds next time I see you I'll take one for you


Sorry means nothing after you've done the same shit to me over and over again.


What's up with every girl and there mother chewing..oh yeah I forgot country is the new thing my bad\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I guess I will join the rest of the world and throw in the towel on the Irsay tweets for this evening... Damnit.


I'm falling asleep and I can tell people are staring


Our return team so undisciplined and useless. Has been for a while. It's as if we don't think special teams play matters.


@Harry_Styles little things is mine.\u263a


If anyone knows how I can download Girls into my phone for free for the plane on Friday, HMU!!!!!!!


@DrayaFace always do. Make the best of life as we travel through our journey #loveForLofe


@jourdyyyy hahahaha OMG what the heck!! That sounds scary!!!


@cainlindsey and how you react in those moments of weakness and temptation shows your character.


The people you think are therebfor you arnt so FUCK YOU


They're also available in white flowers. Pictures will be up later today! #prevtweet


The thing about these headphones is that I can't hear myself sing so I sing louder and then mom gets mad \ud83d\ude4a


Good luck Tornadoes! \ud83d\udc9c\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc9b


Lets go Irishhhh! #ND #allin \ud83d\udc99\ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc9b\ud83c\udf40


Okay, so last night I had a second dream with Aaron Paul in it. That is all.


@janoskians you guys made me smile and laugh today.\ud83d\ude0a thank you


I don't think these people even read the books.


I'd love to have a snowball fight right about now hah


I just want to open my presents!! \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


@Lauren_Nagy I watched Lincoln with my parents... So much fun pausing and discussing the intricacies of history... Crazy weekend! #nerd


Finished my workout now off to USA for the patriots vs tigers game. Who2 cheer4, my brothers school & his friends or my old stomping ground?


If you date your friend's ex, please reevaluate all aspects of your life #personalexperience


..... Why can't I look like Julianne Hough


@dodgegirl956 me neither but hey well be working together\ud83d\ude0f


I DIDN'T TEXT YOU BC MOM ISN'T HOME YET!!!!!!!!! #fuck


@KelseyRenee20 and @PrezSydney singing rocky top\ud83d\ude02


touch me one more fucking time I dare you


@jay_rno our worst pitcher lol. You here?


Received my first snap from @ColeBaxterRoys and it wasn't a selfie... #dissapointed


Gotta get Con one of those big Hazel energy drinks!!!!!  LMFAO!!!!!!


@connellmcshane Maybe Warner went to see Charles. #Imus


@CambridgeAwe @WQueen_Starz @dish sorry I just now seen this in drafts\ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16


I wish I had a group of friends tht always hangout and never got sick of eachother


I told her nose dive, watch her go down #LoS


#WhyISmile because I get to have Ag first period... :)


@mady_mariee  i cant wait to see your face :)


Do u mind if I smack the ugly off of your face


@mckroegs without the military I'm not where I am today and no where near as successful in life! You've just got to use it to your advantage


Zibby is evolving from a Pomeranian to a Whale


montre blanc quebec for new years\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udfbf\ud83d\ude4f


Please no more...I've had it with this symposium


@TheEllenShow love you Ellen and your show...#peopleschoiceawards ..got my vote!!


Having too many opinions to make one decision is rather confusing. Limit your circle of advise or you will be highly disappointed.


@laurelllll_987 @joannacoleman__ @TheFunnyVines lololol I'm single and awesome


Why do I catch this stupid train every single time?!


I thought we had mutually I scratch your back, you scratch my back type thing...guess ish changes when you don't wanna get someone drugs...


Last few hours in Oklahoma, then it's time to go.


@13kbailey it's okay. Can't stay in the closet forever I guess


#WereTheMillers was actually pretty good movie with lots of laughs, my wife and really enjoyed, didn't enjoy getting flat tire after though


@Layni_Lou Jen is my fave, but I would be okay with Ashley winning. As long as Gretel Ann doesn't win. #Jenngb


I wish @mfuckinb wasn't stuck at the school all day, a picnic sounds great


I would appreciate it if @jordan_kushner would tweet more thank you


if your sick of it..... Raise your hand.


I'm like terrified at the moment absolutely terrified


I've been playing GTA sense 12 and my eyes are burning


@duritsch omg tutor me! We're doing organic chemistry and I'll probably cry myself to sleep tonight....


\We don't believe in toilets you have to pee in the sink and shit in bag and put it outside\" -... My brother"


@katiebrooke_83 some women like the brows so idk


@Orseenee401 I eat so much McDonalds I have no idea how I only weigh 117 pounds :o


@kveld23 @ladyantebellum I have tickets that Im trying to sell! Where do you live?


Back to back great games for the @reds I love it!


@SakBals_7 yeah that is pretty darn awful


@MurphyMark12 I understand but our age is the ones who need to change the world. We are the new world.


@rallycats49 @_korkykordell @EddieLenzy have you seen him lately ?


How did I get so damn lucky to have such an amazing guy in my life. I'm truly blessed.


@Truebluetom65 Same to you, Tom. Have fun with your daughter and son-in-law. Go Tigers and Go Blue (skies).


@paxton_larocque haha good one. You done yet? Jesus. I think youve done more chirping than you've ever actually talked to me in person


Your single, I'm single, your a dime piece, i'm a dime piece. Let's just fucking date already. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


@Tomasso91 that statement has never been more true


Talked to Dan for the last time for 10 days so that's cool!


@CarolineDaviss2 i legit just busted out laughing an millions of those just went through my brain!


the past is the past, and once you understand this, it has no power over you


I love my dad more than anyone in the entire world.


Birdie on 7 to get back to even on the day


@BurrissJustin @randywills_84 @codystapleton24 @_bellabiv @joewheelie_ryda he just texted me. Wasn't to happy #whereisthelove


One exam down and one to go the I am out of here


I think I'll go make some money today. Yup. At least it's air conditioned there. Perks.


I didn't know Zachary Ryan was on a dodge commercial


@deliicateharry how can i say this um belding sucks no matter who you are everyone hates it especially high school


It's been a while since I've been home\ud83d\ude33


yay for getting a pair of slip on's for $10 and a new purse and wallet for $60!


Grant Fenner shall die if he posts a single one of those pictures


I seriously hate seatbelt sensors more than anything. Shut. Up.


How am I supposed to pack a lego set? It's not like I wasn't going to not build it as soon as I got it


Megan just named her new kitty, Simon. Made me think of @MattHively


@Mary_JordanB,  bcawse twitter is so atractive?? Lol


@ntomchik @nycmixedbreed Good for you Nick! Sounds like things have worked out well for you in that arena ;))


I'd rather pull out my eyelashes one by one than go back to work


I love JKidd. Never wanna see that man retire


My dad is having a conversation with a guy about our front lawn. Lol. Carry on


Every time I try to fly I fall without my wings I feel so small I guess I need you baby.


@FarisFaFa24 hahaha like anyone other than me has guns


I really feel like cheating is the most disputable thing you could do to another person. Have some self respect and integrity people.


@HopeSchmeiser_ that seriously made my night I always did hate comments and no one defended finally !!! This makes me happy


@tabitha_rae_ well figure it out tomorrow


@Kate_Reyhons you guys are b-e-a-utiful!


shitty day at the gym #bummer #neednewworkouts


Distance was a friend of mine, catching breath in a web of lies.


It's actually pathetic that I'm excited to work just so I don't need to be in


I hope when the new Blacklisted LP comes out they tour and play the Sayville Republican Club


@justin03 your not on my bad sIde so your good just don't turn into a red wings fan or something stupid like that


@AshleyKaitlynn it was probably the one big breathe that i took that got you sick..


@chrispetescia we should meet up tomorrow in the city for a beer.


@_taylor_renee @HoltJeffrey what is practice?


I have the biggest most persistent zit on my chin #ugh #whyfacewhy


Tell me where to go, tell me what to do, I'll be right there with you.


@KaliGrelle @Tawnyjanee first Kali has to be her \protector\" on your prom night and now her mom wouldn't let her go with just me Jesus"


Seriously if you wear yoga pants I'll love you forever.


I have deduced that mother nature is on her period


Retweeting a fall break tweet and then realizing, I don't get a fall break\u2026


Um can I have an order of Jensen Ackles with a side of Zac Efron please? Oh and a Mark Ruffalo, to go. That'd be great, thanks


@ThatDudeJCrew not trying to, but you think what you want. Lol


@SuperChuks10 yes! We have like one of the deepest teams and were young.... The cavs can even make a deep run in the playoffs. Ya I said it


Well looks like I'll be in beautiful Tennessee in about a week & a half #byemichigan


You've changed. Not for the better either.


We're called teenagers. We're girls. We have cat fights. Accept it.


I just had to check my @starbucks app to make sure I earned my stars today. I want me free drink tomorrow am. I'll need it after this night.


I'm not perfect but you'll never find someone who loves you as much as I do.


It's ironic that society tells you to be who you want, and then judges you when you do.


Pretty sure I just pulled up to the Lowes in Silent Hill.


It's bed time. 4k tweets and finding something to trend will occur tomorrow night. If I can control myself


God is good all the time, all the time God is good.


I really have the security lady standing next to me because I made a comment to one of their players #Wow


Dude.... i thought you were gay! Hahahahaha


@KlaudiaWatts tell me about it. I wanna hear bubble butt.


@anderkaylee downstairs in the library, I'm waiting! Haha I think it's broke.


@Sydneymayo12 it's fine bebe \ud83d\ude0b


@holly_yeary in the end she actually liked u


@otterN9NE I see you as the future captain of this team. 100% a Buffalo Sabre since the day you arrived.


Small town life isn't for me. I may be from here, but I don't want to STAY here.


I hate sad tweets they're so sad and make me wanna like... Hug a cat or something #sadtweet


Atta team IU, struggle at home against an under par team


I'm actually really excited for the summer time


@DaBigD_4 hahaha that's hilarious. I don't really hit anymore though


Seriously, spending time with my girlfriend is my favorite. \u2764


I wish I could take Cory's pain away..I can't handle seeing him like this.


I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \ud83d\ude25


@MaddieEckle I was just looking at that and dying on the inside


@Nadia_Hamdani I don't think I'm gunna wake up on time


@DrewEdenTiger YES! You always make the cutest stuff!


I pretty sure my social weirdness has successfully ruined twitter and my fandom (the only two places where I've ever been accepted) >.<


@gregoryswagson @bayleeradtke Are we friends!?


After all this time you still can penetrate these walls. #fuckyou #yousuck


Pretty sure my food just exploded in the microwave brb


I hate waking up before my alarm goes off!!


#DontWakeMeUpUnless you'd like to die. \n#ilovetosleep


@intr0specti0n your head is the only thing in your header. Judge yourself


I have a brand new set of wings for sale at a good price. Message me for details.


Oh okay....it's not that you were pissed off...it's you found someone else besides me? Thanks for telling me the truth...


Can't wait to go to the final four this year


Two count on me and Amanda being told we have beautifully groomed eyebrows........ #wtf


The kid In front of me is googling pictures of dinosaurs


Bed at 9:30 on a Friday night because I'm cool like that. #underagelife


@FlatTrackLive you have any insight on whether or not there will be any future flat track races at Knoxville?


@xoxomaddibrown what is that app? And what is it for?


Hate when i end a conversation  and they still answer like its over stop texting me


I'm gonna keep your messages as a reminder not to text that number.


I need to be at the beach right now \u2600\ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udfca\ud83c\udf67 #12moredays


The predator's here. Lock your doors and put your chastity belts on.


I've never loved my life more than I do right now


@NakedIsFreeing ...you find a new pokemon to cuddle with.


All I have is you, and it's all that I'm waiting for, all I need is you.


Watching @BuffaloSabres with the kids at work. #gosabres


@bucken__berry @HeavenlyFearful more powerful, yes. More exciting and personal...?


@NormanChad you're going to let him watch whatever he wants on TV now, aren't you?


Don't pray for an easy life, pray for the strength to endure a hard one.


\Y'all see that out the window?\"\n\"No, what is it?\"\n\"The fuck I don't give flying away.\""


That awkward moment when you enter the cold pool and the water level reaches your crotch. #awkwardmoment


Sunshine and puppy kisses. This is heaven


Now get to go out & spend $100 on a required straightening iron bc it's that time of year when mine breaks for no reason. #chi #neverfails


My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not.


@KyYo_ good luck... that does not sound fun.


All of my stuffed animals take up most of my bed -.-


Don't limit your choice of guys bc you don't wanna limit yourself aka its ok to date family


@MariahfqknWhite idk how Do they even get like that?


Probably still a good foul. Tristan was about to bring the house down.


Who wants to have a sleepover tonight??? \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


It's Thursday which means its almost Friday! \ud83d\ude01 #yayforweekends


There is nothing so satisfying as standing outside in 30\u00b0 weather bringing hope to others. Go Bruins. Collect that food.


BRAXTON'S A MONSTER. \ud83d\ude08\ud83c\udfc8#OSUFOOTBALL


1st day of the year & 10 months with my baby. Wish I could spend it with him\ud83d\ude2d


Chauffeur to marine animals. @Jess_Sparr @maxandmina


@chia_pit @KingBobaDink me too. Nice to find someone like me...in a sense #ihaveasnout


Like you're really good at making me feel not good enough.


@sethpalmer3 I know. Idk what's scarier. Seriously god help us.


@bakergirl1974 @jessicaviv @roccodispirito Absolutely!!!!!! I wanna go to the Sears Tower & stand on the glass floor on the 123rd floor!!


just kicked the critters off to eat time to head back east and sleep til morning #cowtrucking


Finding a half bag of BBQ Fritos left in my husbands lunchbox. #WINNING >>>>>>> #mignightsnack


Glad I made the decision to stay sober last night or I would be one unhappy girl today. But tonight..? I'm getting wasted.


@kylebeeze03 pack your stuff. It's cold out. Were moving to Florida\u2600\ufe0f\ud83c\udfca


@ImmaPentaholic bawahah! Of course not! Its from Scott Pilgrim.


@WOOSHlXUN oh yeah my host mom just bought a lipbalm. I've been feeling very weird on my upper lip lol


I'm so flattered I don't even know what to say.


2 hours and 30 min to go come on get to 5 damn


@HockeyMeesh 525,600 goals. How do you measure, a game in Philly?


@hlmills0316 I just said the same shit the other day


Must be so nice to get eeevvveeerrryyyttthhhiinnnggg you want \ud83d\ude12


@GreenFlame_ front of me haha. It sucked. I felt like a piece of crap.


I\u2019m gonna have gray walls and Christmas lights hung around and it's just gonna be cool ok


@AavelinaJaden @SleepingWaffles @MissMayHannah I'm almost there.


maybe you've mistaken me for someone who cares


I would study better if I had Elvis here to cuddle with


Hearing the squeak of a swing swinging by itself is the creepiest thing ever


I literally cannot wake up for the life of me.


This may be the first sober Saturday I've had in a while


Ugh. Can't wait to be back in Chicago tomorrow


Work work work. At least I don't have class tonight \ud83d\udc4c


\Cuttin up the cigarillo like a lumberjack\""


I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e


Tried to wrap Madi's present and I got so excited that I found a box with a matching top I forgot to put the present inside it first nice


@jluss Great idea! They could be little shelf talkers! #msla13


@Ethan_bosken smoking that vapor cuz my nose is stuffy\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #ImAChristian


I'm currently up grading people on the way they talk.. Well shouldn't this be easy lol.


I've been on top of my homework all weekend #ProudOfMyself


If life is what you make it, I'm going to make it awesome.


@_jazzzzzy13 might not be sad if she played ruzzle with me.


I'm being a house bum today, it's too cold and there's too much snow to go anywhere \u2744\u2744\u2744\u2744\u2744\u2744\u2744\u2744


@wowww_mal anchorman is the greatest movie ever. \ud83d\ude02


I need to stop worrying about how people will judge me.


I've got Shanahan in football and Ventura in baseball, 2 guys with absolutely no passion. #brutal


I should really be glad the semester is over, but I think I made a B+ in cellular communications so I'm beyond depressed.


@StoeszTim after the Louisiana Chicken and the new Oreo mousse cheesecake I need at least 15 miles tomorrow.


Wish I could translate the rhythm of the songs I listen to to my posts so it makes more sense lol..


@NancyProctor Couldn\u2019t have done it w/o your inspiration and leadership.


#YouGetMajorPointsIf you can build ice sculptures of me


@erinterrell12 I warned our girls about you \ud83d\ude02 I told them not to get smoked in the face. Good luck tonight!


If you're 12 and complaining about your love life, please do us all a favor and shut the fuck up.


Ive come to realize that staying up past 2 am does nothing for you except making you sleep later tomorrow


I literally only text Ashley, hailey, and Taylor. \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4c


@TimmyM7796 Carrie Underwood Blake Lively Jennifer Aniston Briana Steward... So many hott blondes


But we know that no matter how many knives we put in each others backs\nthat we\u2019ll have each others backs, cause we\u2019re that lucky


There are a lot more people out and about today than I'd thought there'd be


I feel like over the past few hours I've gotten to know @avanslooten on a whole new level. \ud83d\ude01


I'm so grateful for all the friends and family I have there for me. I never realized how quickly these things can get taken away from me.


Is it inappropriate to tweet about sucking on balls?


14000th s/o to @turfthesmurf for bein gaaaay


@madeline_brayer @ferg_jamie bahahhahhahahaha! Literally cracking up. You guys used to always say... #peacetodamiddleeast baha


I need to learn to be happy with myself.


Pediatric dentist waiting room.  Dentist sounds & smells paired with other peoples hyper active children.  Need Xanax.


@m__scott19 text me! we can make plans :)


Lol who am i kidding i cant lay in bed all day cause I HAVE SO MUCH FUCKING WORK


I can't wait for spring break, too bad it's forever away


I listen to screamo at cherry berry in my free time. #froyo


I hope I didn't text any Jews merry christmas by accident


Ashley just asked if it smelt like weed outside \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


\u201c@ItsLaQueefa: I would lose weight but I hate losing\u201d\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4c


Want 100 likes on a photo? Upload a picture of you and a puppy.


@ArmandoSalguero @coolpapa654 Good maybe now he will learn the benefits of keeping things in house, working out your issues vs being #Rat


@HannahTubbs_11 @EnglemonBrennon you could look like that little girl for earlier


I swear, Justice is killing me right now.


@brandiloretta @hollyanstine12 holly gives the best massages \ud83d\ude0d


Holy fuck\ud83d\ude33 is this seriously mutual?!


It's early but right now Bama is proving that ND has no business being on the same field as them!


Idk why my parents act the way they do. Mom or dad!


Has sooooo many things to tell @self_ian about :/ #badday


Kinda wanted it to be us and not everybody in the house to go with us....cool :( #mylifesucks


When I'm an old man I'm Gunna wear Jordan's still.. that's how I do.


Should I shave a little side of my hair or nah ?


@its_mady_yo damns so many people to hell


@Lickmyclit_69 I have both that you can use for your pleasure:-) :-)


my mom has to criticize every fucking thing that i do .. i give up!


Making this last night a good one \ud83d\udc4c


I wouldn't know how to act if something worked out the way I wanted it to. I feel like I can't win for losing.


new coat , new boots & new jeans #bestmomever


@TimBers_ There aren't. Although the team that is the beneficiary doesn't always go the distance - the 92 Braves, the 86 Broncos, etc.


I have to wake up at 7 tomorrow morning \ud83d\ude48


I can't wait to get out of bed and put on my leggings. Hahahah


@jessbieb99 I was just kiddding ! The more sparkles the better\u2728


@DTomasula in town by the bike shop, ill take a pic when it's done lol


@KellyandMichael  WOW!  You two are really fit!  Amazing!  \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc9b\ud83d\udc9a


Me and you girl are runnin outta moonlight


It's weird thinking everyone was friends with eachother in middle school


Lol. I'm sitting alone. #LONAAAAFORLYFE.


Living for those Good Night's & Bad Mornings #mytimeisnow


@MeggieRayStorie @jalexus_aames are the best people in the world. \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99


I literally spend everyday with my boyfriend and I love every second of it. \ud83d\udc97\u2764 @babyThompson6


@adisibio college is no better is it ... \ud83d\ude1e


I'm coming over, I hope its alright, listen for me pulling into your drivee


I love chill days like this \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


Shout out to @akrause78 for finally getting a twitter.. Too bad you don't have any tweets! #getonit


I love Mileys new song, but the music video....


S/O to @HalseaT and the whole girls variety softball -- girl luck at your game today, wish I could be there cheering you on! \u26be\ud83d\udc4f


I love you @MeowItsAshleeey. Jeep your head up beautiful \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d


2 over 38. Not bad for playing while bring up 36 hours straight.


I've never been so happy to hear thunder. \u26a1\u2614


@Ej96Smith ... We have a English final.. \ud83d\ude33


@Harry_Styles what are the ducks used for?!?!


@pelto @MagtasticVoyage I watched it online.   Strange


I guess in the end you are just a fucking coward.


my heated blanket came in today and \ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b


@_AyeItsAmber I'd save you some, but tiara and I just smashed em! Lol


If I could just walk normal I would be happy.  #SoreSoreSore


@DuffyHusky I'm wondering what ppl would pay, and you already have a suit your trying to sell thought.


When are you ever going to act like a mom toward me?


#sytycdfinale wouldn't it b nice if the president had his own channel. ?  And if u wanted to hear about war u could watch his channel.


Dads making me clean my room but all I wanna do is watch Grey's \ud83d\ude12


@k_mcdonough4 your poor father... Remember when we made him come out to Mcnaughton? @taymeow14 @abbey_leaver stole our phones and left!\n#smh


This has been a crazy night. Time to go back to Kentucky.


@aB3ll23 you're right. Your happiness is my only concern.


@BrendanCrawfor1 there's more then one!!


About to have a new phone, new case, new purple charger, both home and car an new hair. #feelinlikeanewoman \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0d


@Darkcoco14 it's only good on like food basically


ohh happy day, happy daaaay. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c


@Staci54 I wish you & @ariellekayleen wanted to go on the same night!


@RFWes @marleaufan12 am I the only one that thinks this is awkward


Bleh I should probably take a nap before work \ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4


I have a goal. Feels sooooo good to see myself achieving it. #accomplished


@Tannn_The_Man Got some bros down there. Take me with!


I wish I had to talk to and hang out all the time


just got home!oh another trouble encountered!what a day!:(


@taknKARAbizness those jerseys are beyond awesome


The first person I see blame the orioles/ Peter Angelo's for the ravens not being in town will get schooled. It is no way their fault.


@KenHeis your girls were the leaders of the meet tonight! Thanks for setting the bar so high!


Whenever I take tums, my insides feel like velvet. Or silk. #acidrefluxproblems


You inspire me to be a great hair dresser and it was awesome listening to you speak at caper!\ud83d\ude18


Come home to a fully decorated house. #tistheseason #christmas


This day is dragging at work #overit \u270b


I just need a Mexican man that makes some great spicy salsa pls \ud83d\ude3b


@Paige_Klimek @BadassDelivery sounds like heaven\ud83d\ude0d


if anyone wants to get me something for Valentines Day, please get me a jar of pickles not a box of chocolate.


@jennah_forever hahah YESS I'm special \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0b


@EvelynLozada I love that book . Good read . Speaking the truth #battlefieldofthemind


@AFreschView Happy Castle day! #WillSheSayYes


Why is everyone and everything drifting away from me?


Voices In the air, I hear them loud and clear telling me to listen, whispers in my ear; nothing can compare, I just want to listen


@AndiBurczyk o I'm a wimp? really do we seriously need to go there?


We were lost, @Keepnupwithjody lost a contact, were driving around loopy exits with one eye, and Siri's pissed. #holidayworld2013


Mom: Cody Zeller's goin to the NBA! \nDad: Who the heck is Cody Zeller?! \n#facepalm #reallydad


#boardasfuck someone text me or something 9893394859


Now you can conveniently buy a gun off your drug dealer when you get your drugs


U would think 1 out of the 20 plows passing me one would help me considering I can't even get in my driveway & I'm in the middle of the road


@tschitz12 really? Well I plan on taking off about every single weekend lolz


Studied all night only to find out I only need a 49% on the Final. \n\nProbably should've calculated that sooner.


But when nobody's here I could literally walk out the front door at 2am and nobody would notice.


Its so nice to be home from work already. \ud83d\ude0a


@Afarmer12 you killed it #ballin #allday


The only reason I want snow is so we don't have to go to school, plus seniors don't have to make them up \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d #SENIORS2014 bring it on \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f


I hope you realize, but I just wished you would have before it was too late


@l0ve_Zeey I Know, I Just Wanna Know Why... Lol


If that old lady shows up tonight while I'm working I might punch her


I wanna go out tonight but I can't even stand to move. This is ridiculous


Kris \the only person I can think of is Melton\" \nMe \"yeah I'm not that desperate\" \ud83d\ude02"


Never dreamed you'd be mine, but here we are.


@lexxii_jean seriously so sad. \ud83d\ude14


Won't stray or apologize for their decisions


My sisters like did you actually take the frog with us? Of course I took Melvin


Wake up look at myself in the mirror #randomboners


Why did I agree to work tonight? Missing Selection Sunday.


The fact that my boyfriend likes my best friends and their boyfriends... #thatsafirst #makesmehappy @CMoreeeeee @AmyHowe7 @pmckinleyy


Mine keeps popping up the spinning circle every couple of minutes. Any suggestions?


The only thing anna and I remember from math class is the no solution sign


I'm not doing anything tonight so I can watch the Midlands Finals at 8


I can relax? No...there must be something I'm forgetting....\ud83d\ude15 #christmasbreak #isthisreallife


If this is true about teo...then just wow..


hm fuck the middletown fucker who called me ugly


what if right now is really a dream.. and when you die you're after life is your actual life?


@allisonangel1 You are the hottest little babe muah... love u baby...


We not only spoiled their senior night, but we locked up a top 3 seed in the #B1G Tourney, assuming we beat Illinois on Sunday. #GoBucks


@JordanEllenburg You should be at 1099. Don't suck up to me via twitter, turd. We're friendship fighting right now. I just threw a mean left


Finally watched the finale of The Office and I am a bundle of tears. It was truly the most perfect, wonderful ending to a series ever.


@MacaylaMusic Just a daily reminder that you are a beautiful person inside and out!


@CH3LK welcome!!!! Now I must sleep haha


All I want for Valentines day is a big booty hoe #alliwantforvalentinesdayisabigbootyhoe


I look pretty crazy in that picture \ud83d\ude33


@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ.


@jerameynickodem @pumpiniron39 @CadeCarroll13 @teamdaggot I don't wanna be in this conversation anymore \ud83d\ude11


@TCon30 as of tonight, it's a good possibility I will be \ud83d\ude01


Danny's about to hear the 5 words he hates


I've not even been awake 20 minutes & I already feel like crying. It's gonna be one of those days.


@mychalsmith fact won't change. Its ingrained in America's culture that black = bad, something all children are taught as soon as they begin


After reading all of these yoda tweets,backwards reading i still am


Solid workout and racketball sesh with the roomies.


These last few weeks can't come soon enough!


How am I ever going to be able to watch fast and furious again?!


@marissa_samsel HAPPY <3 happy adoption day!! <3


It literally makes me upset that I can't retweet @anniearnzen . So wise.


@brimorlock blue is for lesbians pink all the way


Knowing that kid wanted to kill more people than the one that was targeted is just unbelievable \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude14 #PrayForArapahoe


#Oomf just gets mad cause I don't lose in an argument


O Canada. Why you gotta be so dope, man.


I have to be back at work in 12 hours \ud83d\ude1e this manager thing is gonna be fun...


Me and @jocie_zaja are currently having a fb chat convo.... why


the fakest conversation to ever happen is when two pretty girls meet each other for the first time... just stahp \u270b


I'm gonna be one of those people with lyrics tattooed all over there body.


@Laurenn_Maddoxx I actually agree with you...


Just tackled the shit outta @seeetheunseeen #missedher


Things have gone past forgivable at this point.


Right after I got to bed, a call goes out for a chimney fire and I missed it #sonofabitch


The fact that my mom doesn't trust me and she thinks I lie to her all the time, and I did nothing. #Whyyy


Will is singing wagon wheel he can literally do anything


\ud83c\udfb6Just ask her out\nOut in the moonlight\ud83c\udfb6


Oh my gosh my mom right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


\It's better for girls to be single, but not boys. Boys need someone to clean up after them\""


@_DontLookNow sorry you have sisters like us.


@OliviaAdele143 @Adampeplinski24 You two are seriously the cutest couple everr!


Someone text me n help me stay awake at work


Tennis tryouts were today? Whoops mom sorry I FORGOT\ud83d\ude09


I made meatballs, 2 different chip dips, mozzarella sticks, mini pigs in a blanket, cheese & cracker tray, & punch.. So yeah hi I'm single \ud83d\ude05


@MVPFrasier @tboilanger yeahoooooooooo. Best. News. Ever!!!!!


Relationships and I don't mix well at all.... Haha


Didn't know it was possible to look forward to a Monday.


@sunshineirene13 leave and come be in pain wif me. \ud83d\ude0a


Oh don't worry gods just punishing you cuz you're a ginger


@N_Half3 oh hush \ud83d\ude0a #happytweet #itsbeenawhile .. Stranger.


This game woulda been alot better if he didn't come and tell me where he was hiding every 5 seconds


Seriously tired of being friendly \ud83d\ude48


@AlexViljoen1 Don't believe you. Only thing I heard you say was \ew\" \ud83d\ude1d"


Can you run across her picture and not wonder where she is?


I didn't know by your definition of taking a \break. Mean your single.. ? #OkayIGotchu >:("


@johnclayiv Louisville has gotten every call this half


Kate upton is playing flip cup on jimmy Fallon right now.. And winning. Yore welcome boys.


Someone go ice skating with me \u2744\ufe0f


@keepscorninajar things happen man, sometines you dont understand why either, but i moved to cincy and got a job easy.


@BethMooreLPM I feel the same after facilitating one of your studies.


@Emily_Lynn20 later tonight, I'm not sure when.


Being blonde really takes a toll on my hair. #thestruggles


@meowather have you ever seen happy tree friends?


It's the worst when ur in a deep sleep and someone comes and wakes you up....


Am I the only one who doesn't like pumpkin? Apples are my fall food.


My baseball team was the champions in the tournament of champions


Like, do you love this shit? Are you high right now? Do you ever get nervous?


My six year old cousin asked if I thought he would still be cute when he was nine because he thinks I'm cute\ud83d\ude02


I'm just happy that you're happy with the things you've decided


Taking sleeping pills and sleeping my problems away. #goodnight


I hate traveling, I wish I could just stay in spoke.


Is it socially acceptable to tell people what you think yet?


Why don't I keep doing that,Laughing Out Loud! #TheFastAndTheFurious


@ek_matthews perm? I want a blue tinted streaks added


@beckyslecky they should provide them with J's instead


Another big asset that could help us out so much.


I'm taking a taco time poop that's so gnar I now have a headache.


The lonely stoner seems to free his mind at night


@bRoBOTT your not suppose to swearing catholic boy. Now go pray and confess to St. John


Every time I say idiot I saw it weird like Napoleon Dynamite\u270a


@RaymondSardella yes, the setting of the novel is Ocean Isle Beach, NC. Most of it anyway


The amazing @connor_delacruz will not be able to grace is with his drumming skills for 3 weeks, have fun In Spain buddy!


Holy hell this pre workout. More like cocaine


End of vacation winding down. It's back to work in an hour..


@AshMarie113 did you love it \ud83d\ude0d


I would seriously die without my friends \ud83d\ude0c


when @BriPiepenbrok tells me ill probably fall down the stairs in the lecture room I'm in #clutzproblems


@Megan_Rose16 @CodyDrake2 nothing \ud83d\udc4d


The conversations me & Wendy were having tonight >>> #dying #loveher \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f


@kell_Obucks my dreams have came true! #besttendollarseverspent


@LilacMoon21 he hates any health care worker. And fights tooth and nail during examinations. Right now have no dental ins so having to wait


@_Mr_Wise haha our conversations always go back to drinking some how ahah.  #Alcoholics


Giving away free #diamond hats all weekend @TokenWhiteGuy00


@jdbrewton he's a few rows over from us #horseman


I'm sorry for deleting that... Just seemed odd, then we talked about it. I want to say the phrase too you! \u263a


Going from having an acrylic tongue ring back to titanium is so weird...


@KaileyTruax love you \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18


@swany76 wow, jake. You seem rather upset.


@chelsmcfanin @mkballer29 @kiel_mitch @adoss2525 i didn't know u were that emotional bout it haha jk


Twitter isn't for you to stalk my life nor put your two cents into everything I tweet. #ThatsWhyYouGetBlocked


Staffard and the chromedomes look like shit. \nHope they get it together in the next.. 8 mins.


\@KayleyScruggs75: Guys, don't take an ab picture if you have no abs... Seriously though.\""


Anybody in Richmond or estill want a puppy its a pit nd boxer :)?


@Acast06 go to the full service gas station on Mitchelle, they will do it for you!


The warning on the bottle of my muscle relaxers says \alcohol may intensify the effects of this medicine\" That's a good thing, right? #zzzzz"


Browns winning at New England? Minnesota winning at Baltimore? Everything is working out for the Bengals. 2 seed!


They just said we might see flurries next week. I'm moving.


Should we call it a tie and make a group message


Alex Morgan is going off in a stretcher 9 minutes into the game.... \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


My phone is gonna die before we even make it to Harlan... \ud83d\ude12


S/O to @colllll_wheeler for having perfect hair and being so pretty \ud83d\ude0d


Every room in my house is like 40, then there's me with 77393762618 degrees.


@LeighsLaced or when people have the same avi


that was the hardest message to send..ever. \ud83d\ude23


get to the emergency room... it's no big deal. Guess I'm going back to the baseball game. #omgosh


@ddangatti I didn't look at your header haha


I want someone to come over and bake with me\u2764\ufe0f


3-you're my everything you make me the happiest girl & I'm so lucky to have you, I love you so much & I wouldn't want to be with anyone else


I wonder when MGK is gonna come out with new music...like a new single to hold us over till the next musical masterpiece he creates..


@shelbythegr8 @_scarface21 damnit. I want a dollar!!


@Mike_Skim you caught my subtweet \ud83d\ude09


Talked to larissas boyfriend on the phone for like half an hour tonight.


I'm having a really bad day.. A nice big hug would be great.\ud83d\ude14


I feel like the private pic thing on the gram is for nudes.


@LOHANTHONY Still waiting for the day we can twerk together\ud83d\ude29


@JulietaB310 I LOVE YOU GUYS! and miss you so much \ud83d\ude2d


Have a good 4th everyone. Don't shoot your eye out.


If only I was as popular in the real life as I am on a social network, then maybe I wouldn't be sitting on my couch


Just woke up and People are still going hard on twitter


@Hoya2aPacer Roy all I want from you is Defensive Player of the year award


Tangled is easily one of disneys best movies. #socute \ue328\ue32e\ue00e


\u201c@HomeGrownCutie_: And if sin is sin why isn't gay marriage legal? We can cuss on tv.\u201d \ud83d\udc4c


@donnie_aholics I hope Donnie is a better poker player than I am but I suck at it!!!


@leahchafin meh. glad you're okay though, love you. \ud83d\ude0a\u2764


@Turner_around and I text so much in caps it honestly feels weird to text normally hahaha


@amybruni were open thanksgiving and I have to miss family dinner for the first time in my life :(


Close one!  Although Bball didn't come away with a W vs. #2 Syracuse yesterday, I think it was a sign of good things to come. Competed well!