If I have to work tomorrow Ill be so pissed


You play more games than a monopoly board


@BUTTnERMyMuffin @alexisparis22 @rach_manning HURRRYUP HERE! I haven't seen you for like forever


@wtevxr coexist is one of my favorite albums of all time


@CodyNowicki20 Florida Georgia line of course \ud83d\ude1d love my country


@smASHcheeks he's been on a Cheerios fix


If you twitter bio location is \Where the wild things are\" you should reevaluate your life"


@AMAAS oh OK. Rematch from last year ALDS! Hahaha. A's gonna lose again!


i'm so over this \wake up and get ready for school\" thing."


I'm tired of listening to idiots talking about smoking. You aren't cool.


@JamieDornan1 my daughter has that exact bear, he creeps me out from time to time lol


Gonna try to tweet more often to keep you guys updated on my life. Walking to a gas station right now. Stay tuned


@shemararae @mike_fife @JohnAlbora @TakeThatDarwin I once was happy alone but now more happier being married.


Grow up already and stop with your bullshit... You are the same as you were then and u have proved that now! #pist


Omg I feel so sick \ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude37


@DR_1nOnly @Zdavis_ man the browns sign a guy who is fumble prone it even says he is on madden that's how shitty he is lol he's most shitty


I fell asleep maybe 4 times last night but woke up every 15 minutes \ud83d\ude02


\I'm a married spud, I'm a married spud!#"


I like the to eat pepperoni pizza rolls frozen


20 days till brother comes back up from base and 22 days till Christmas \ud83d\ude0e


Only baseball I like to watch is the little league world series!!


is it sad that i'd rather hang out with my grandma than almost anyone else? #annabelleindahouse #bestwomanever


I am who I am bc the things I have gone throw, the bad the good I'm happy with all of it. Bc all of it made the person I am today.


About to watch The Devil Inside \ud83d\ude31


Lost without words. Trying to find a way to say I'm sorry


When the patient bleeds out, they may suffer, and maybe even die, but the surgeon is the one who has to live suffer with the pain.


@MarcusOtte I've also done this before. #noshame


@DakotaJarod we should play sime dodge ball tomorrow night


My outpatient surgery is next week \ud83d\ude4cthe lord is so good \u263a\ufe0f


@amahark I thought maybe I was confused for a minute... Clearly I was


@_laidbckKiD because you decided to slut around with randoms. Congratulations you literally just lost the best you will ever get. Have fun


I'm standing here stoned looking at this pot of boiling water and macaroni thinking \science is crazy\""


1- I love talking to you & you always make my day better even if it was a horrible one


If you could love me already, that'd be great.


@Pamsarraf1 I'm not this biggest kid but he's a tooth pic if he wasn't famous people would think differently


Screaming at mt TV is not going to accomplish anything. BUT STILL. Get it together boys! #stlblues


my good mood has been completely ruined.


Play with my hair and I will literally do anything you want #Weakness


I look like a whole new person \ud83d\ude48


@MagdalynMaeEwen I'm going to pee my pants. So funny. Uncle ick I presume?


I can't make it through The Last Song without crying like a baby\ud83d\ude31


@MIKI_girl_17 so your helping me at lunch tomorrow pwease \ud83d\udc97


Dads changing up the mojo by changing his browns jersey. #watchout #Brownies \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc4d


I need a laptop. Writing in this heat is crazy.


Soar today :) @moreheadstate So excited to be an eagle!


@kriztweetsalot that makes more sense. Papi's going to the game with you tonight?


I guess it's really hard for me to like someone more then a friend! Haha I like it like that!


um there's a band playing here and they're performing break on through


I just wanna get in my pjs and watch Netflix\ud83d\ude19


I love how Tiffany didn't even text me..


@ScottieLee ha, well whatever. I love when you get on these kicks!


Chicken and beer, chicken and beer, chicken and beer... I mean, ughhhh... work, news, concealed carry... #bottomsuponthebrain


@Victorious1761 I'll have the window cracked


@JGascue16 Ight I'm gonna try to find a ride lmao


dude Riss where are you?? it doesn't take this long to get home from work.


Transformer blew up outside my house -____-


One more week of the bus\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4f


Honestly I miss my old life so much everything was so much simpler and people seemed to actually care for once.


Me and @VinceNantes got a Top 40 on our hands...Lets see if the button pushers tryna eat.


@PaigeElliott15  You're awkward and Creepy \u2665


@ARDiSpirito is the best and I owe her my life just about.


So I've decided to teach others how I achieve this lovely Baritone hair.


I don't think I'd want Nicki Minaj's ass just because it's too big. Like how could you get pants over that \ud83d\ude33


@aznstarlette You gonna watch the fight somewhere?


10hr work day...with other people's kids...only thing getting me through is seeing my love and kids when I get home #teamLEED @orangehat15


@jasonrmcintyre So Cleveland wasn't tanking when they made that trade?


Aside from the hardships i face from time to time, I've made the choice to move above and beyond those to be happy. #lifegoeson


Ok really I don't care about being single but I do love greys anatomy


I'm so happy that Adam Sandler's best movies are coming on TV now that Grown Ups 2 is out. There should be an Adam Sandler channel.


@ravjarrett @jake_leist gosh, just had a flashback and heard you talking in a British accent, like in my head, it was vivid.


That snapchat I sent to kallee was hands down the funniest


I should probably pay attention in my English class..


There's peppermint in my hot chocolate and I'm quite upset about it


@Nolan_Sotillo more like #OVERSEXINESS Lololol :)


I'm too excited to see Desolation of Smaug \ud83d\ude01


Big S/O to @andyy_Hammerr for attempting to throw me in the pool but instead I now have a huge blister on my heal. \ud83d\ude12


@wesleywhamond We've had great success with no treatment


Dave just said he hates the song Sweet Caroline. No one hates this song!


Nice to know that the social media jump to Twitter has not harmed my insomnia in any way.  Exhausted!


I want to cuddle & watch scary movies\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83


Could we stop wearing back packs in the lunch line #youhavealockerforAreason


@AustinMahone HAVE A SAFE FLIGHT BABY BE CAREFUL :):):)\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@coriwalters I'm at the light by Honda.\ud83d\ude11


It could take a lifetime, to see the right signs. So lets remind every mind we're all the same.


Well last night was a success but I'm gunna go sleep my life and migraine away.


Oh god, please don't be serious \ud83d\ude4f


I'm so excited that I don't have school and I don't have to get up till like noon tomorrow. \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc4f


Its to the point where my mom just accepts gabby as family and assumes when she leaves she's coming back to sleep here


Annnnd the shitty friend of the year award goes to you\ue41f\ue41f #Congrats


@kendraxmarie10 you're just using your negative reflection on yourself towards me. Perks of being a psychology major.


@kford93 oh I know! He was in Cincinnati for a while and it was terrible. Ya it's only 3 hrs but that's too far when  they are your BFF.


@dakotatreeece In other unrelated news, what brand of chocolate is Kim Kardashian liking right now? #DarkChocolate or #MilkChocolate


Seeing you would make my night 100% better


Laikyn's standing here yelling at Brenden in a bunch of baby gibberish. \ud83d\ude02 #funny #lovethem \ud83d\udc76


At The Local sipping a cider with @AlbyBern and @alyssamschmid


@Trav_Lamb12 although its a little To cold for our long walk an talks lol


What is a junior statement & how the heck am I supposed to write one #clueless


@SingEricaMendez I'm not feading that thing he can live on the mice


My white boys are doing this for my bracket #Louiville


I looked away for 1 minute and now it's gone! Why me!!!


@cheryllkaren @77_mills @ilovecats8 awe I am sorry Cheryl your in my prayers


@TrevorMoran you should send me a selfie


Can't wait to watch the @Seahawks this year


Most shocking news I've received in a very long time.


@Mynameis_Beckyy @kingjar3th I broke down in the car once because a anxiety attack and people said my problems were stupid and nothing


& wearing a red dress along with red lipstick is an even better feeling \ud83d\udc83


@TeamWGW some of these pics are very sketchy....


@rykayy it's a rain storm ;) first one in 88 days they said!!!


you & tequila make me crazy, run like poison in my blood, one more night could kill me baby \ud83c\udfb6


@shalahkreis22 Lol well if you need to work at the store she can stay with me!


@ClevTA Absolutely. Reminds me of when they signed Millwood. They were hoping he would outperform recent past. Far too much risk.


I love ramen, probably why I still have the pudge \ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude0b


Marvin's delivers to Laurisa's house. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0b


@OmarKelly @rudyjuly2 Glad Pope still has Miami vote. Ogden more All-Pro picks on less talented team, big reason for Lewis' 2000-yd season.


I think these two guys behind me in the lab are laughing at me and I'm really confused. Do I look funny or what


In churches there should be more anxiety over losing focus and less anxiety over making changes.


In 5hrs you'll find me in my bed.. Napping \ud83d\ude34 #hatemondays


You look like something id draw with my left hand.


fingers crossed! prayers requested! \ud83d\ude4f


Worked out and tanned today! \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udc4d #feelingaccomplished


@Mr_Ian_Card I wish I was going back to school!


WOW! My childhood favorite movie is rock a doodle! So is hayleys omg


i confused my feelings with the truth #HSMlyrics


@TGI_FREIday took the words right out of my mouth \ud83c\udf7b


Nothing pisses me off more than a blank snapchat.


Back in the USA... 38 unopened snapchats to view...#whatgoeson when you leave for a week@steelthiele


Just gonna skip all of tomorrow's meals bc I most definitely consumed about 2,000 calories at the movies just now\ud83d\ude4a


@xo_jesssss I'll send you pics because I just can't wait \ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude1c


I swear im going insane so much energy nothin to do ahhhhhh


I don't look at monkeys the same way  ever since I saw one masturbating ...


If Tim breaks one more of my Lilly Pulitzer mugs I'm going to scream


@domonique_26 bring me a bottle of water


I fear judgement and criticism with everything I do.


Shhhhh.. Be quiet.. Cause ya body talks louder when your silent \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


Matheny and his inability to get any fire out of this team is going to keep Dusty Baker unemployed next year


@Melissa_Jaaayne @shiitcorriesays We're just speaking the truth. ;)


Best news all day= Alexander Steen agreeing with the Blues for three more years! #lgb


My mood forecast for the rest of the week: pissed off with a 30% chance of fuck off #allofyou


@jeremycrafford he's ass. Took all last year off for nothing.


@BrookeFHaney fuck I'm glad I asked early in the day so I have a minute


Wind 1.1 mph E. Barometer 30.21 in, Rising. Temperature 58.6 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.06 in. Humidity 75%


Semesters officially over! I could cry of excitement


@brianlennonshow yes we did. Best football movie ever is either Titans or Brian's Song.


Holy fuck I bit the shit out if my tongue while I was sleepin last night.


@DoctorSeese oh ya we all suck pal your tweets are just what helps me step away from the ledge from time to time


That kind of text message never gets old.


Lol that was like perfect timing @KJY_5 @blcollins31 I just laughed so hard at her running


Also, I know Mondays suck, but just be happy you woke up this morning. \u263a\ufe0f God is good!


for not doing anything it was a solid Saturday


Good thing the police came to my house so they could tell me MY REGISTRATION ON MY CAR HAS BEEN EXPIRED FOR THE PAST 6 MONTHS


There are so many pretty girls in our grade


I just want to watch the nightmare before christmas everyday for the rest of my life


@kaitlindberg hahahaha oh my god & then I got offended ! \ did you just call me a racist!?!' Hahahahah"


If something funny happens, I might fuckin laugh.


We sure spilled a lot of ink and airwaves about this trade deadline, huh? Brewers and Twins DO NOTHING! Yay for the same old thing.


During the week my life consists of working, eating, driving, working out, making the next day's lunch, and sleeping. And sometimes tanning


Making me a strawberry and banana smoothie. :)


@danaxmichelle @karinashley_ exactly! It's not like she's giving him the check and shoving her tounge down his throat! Hahahahaha


I know who goes by my house by the sound of their car.. Thats how small town is..


I never get sick of listening to Amy winehouse


AHH THIS DUDE HAS CROCS ON THERE KINDA COOL


Oh cool I've only lost 700 dollars this week no big deal just make a hell of alot more next week


@MotoJonesy @Hutch_osaurus lol better watch out I got a whole school coming for me hahahah what a joke. #gettinit


Wayne Newton looks absolutely insane. It looks like he is wearing another person\u2019s face.


@JessicaClackum @hughlaurie @LisaAchacon I want to know what happened to your socks, Hugh?  Have they developed the ability to reproduce?


#IGotAThingFor boys that text back instantly. None of that


and some times you have to find that push yourself.


It's a good thing I got my car back so I don't have to wait for Jeremy to get back home to be able to leave his house


Wind 2 mph ENE. Barometer 30.11 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 57.9 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%


I just realized that earlier when keddy and ate Taco Bell while listening to techno. No words. We both chewed and head nodded to the beat.


@BfloBlog I look forward to the content.


The only good thing about going to work today is the fact that I work with @TruthOrDarren_ \u263a #LongTalks


So who gets the last seat on @JimmyDikesLive's plane if Ole Miss happens to lose?


I actually like theovie friends with benefits. Its funnier then the other movue with the same story.


@b451c4lm Couple of the year award goes to.. ;)


Wow was climbing on the counter easier when I was 8.. but then again you'd think I could reach by now


@ClassOfSwag2015 @HapHazard__  whoever made the account owes 20$ in the douchebag jar


\I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you.\""


Colleges and credit transfers are the most impossible things to work with. No leeway whatsoever


NL central has 3 teams with better record pct's than the leaders of the west and east. tough and super fun race here, boys. love it.


I'm so tired I just want to go to bed but I have to wait up for Nick to bring me the keys for tomorrow. #sadlife


It's amazing what you can see just by sitting in sissonville lol


I JUST WANNA STAY HOME AND RUN AND WATCH FOOTBALL. Why do I do this to myselffff


I love the way you do the things you love, but this is not a love song. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfa4


Whenever #jackass is on, my night is made. Like tonight.


Full day today; 5 hours of class, two quizzes, laundry, and a lift... At least there are some PERKS to it


Since I have no one to talk to I'm goin to bed.


I made karlee call the wave pool today & talk in an Indian accent


Fuck an age limit it doesn't stop anyone from drinking so why the fuck have it


@ajacobs8 no.... Omg I would cry. That's so messed up.


My mom thinks it's so funny to text me while sitting right next to me


We're literally laughing so hard right now, Starrmaker is the best app ever @marchandsgurl63 @atins97


THE OFFICE ALWAYS HAS ME ROLLIN ON THE FLOOR DYING OF LAUGHTER NO MATTER HOW MANY TIMES I WATCH THE EPISODES


@CarmillaLusta agreed. That has been more traumatizing to my childhood. I still struggle with that.


@joshreget I never asked her out how did I get rejected? Yeah think, anyways just don't touch me and were fine


@emma_saporito of course, sweet girl! #missyou \ud83d\ude1a


Decorating more mason jars tonight for the wedding yayyyyy \ud83d\ude0a


Did you even mean a single word you said?


@JakeThaSnake_ watched that last weekend!


The fact that Joey is yelling at the wide receivers. Joey is the one that need to get yelled at. He's fucking horrible.  Can't make any pass


@Showplacemovies will Homerun the movie be coming to Evansville April 19?


@joettasemesky omg, ppl really send these? I'm nit surprised @RyanGKrause  would do this though . Lmao


I am so glad to be #catholic. Thanking God today for the Church and for my family who has passed the faith along thru generations.


Do to all of the retweets, I am guessing @jsan4d is supposed to be doing homework now. Haha


I'll be sitting at home tonight with my parents. Happy new year.


I could be having the worst day ever and when your name pops up on my phone everything seems to be ok again


@EmilyHollifield @BritainnyNave nope those are bad #pipedown


I got ready in 10 minutes today if that says anything about my appearance @KatyEvelyn906


@EreDayImDufalin Why weren't we friends senior year? That was my life plus incense


This just in.. There is Christmas music on the radio!\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85


@kayefunk I can't drive that far with the car


I really love when my dog runs away in a hail/snowstorm and I have to search the streets for her


So sad to be home from one of the best trips with the best people yet so happy to be home in God's country! #needmysouth


Ok ASPCA, you'd be able to save a lot more animals' lives if you spent less on commercials & more on the actual animals.


Something is definitely living in my bedroom walls......... #scaredycat


i just want 3:30 to be here now. i don't want to wait 4 more hours. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc4a


2 more hours to complete my 11 hour day \ud83d\ude05 #makethatmoney


@SconsinDixie mine is hardly high speed cuz I live between the two high speed areas lol. I remember when we had dial up and a home phone lol


@Native_Cowgirl you are so pretty it's ridiculous! Don't let any one tell you different!


@tinatothemiller wellllllll I might not have to work;)


@Teeeks @rwolf34 @boycem22 what so we can get drunk and throw cookies in the pool like our parents? Play mini baseball in the kiddy pool?


@pbassham Quite possible. Still seems like an either/or question. I dread the day when there are 4 or 5 options.


You would think after having a Facebook for 8 years I could have cultivated a cooler vibe than drunk idiot that hangs out with all same ppl


@xXxMackenzixXx it's just that no one likes you


@CNN @CNNOpinion wouldn't \justice\" imply an injustice was done? It says he's listed as a hero; that doesn't strike me as unjust"


Why can't anyone good be here.. #StoryOfMyLife


Apparently the pistons didn't do enough to get themselves a game on Christmas Day. #OhWell


i just realized it\u2019s almost summer and i dont have a nice body yet help i\u2019m panicking


Someone wore cowboy boots to the funeral. So that was classy. #not


@ZachMorris5 Tuukka Rask could do that single handed


@nora_haider I just ate cold pizza. I could have snail mailed you some.


@MeganLowe I like your attitude! You go Meg LoLo!


Listening to @OnceMusical before seeing it and listening to @OnceMusical after seeing it... Moving.


I don't understand why JayZ is standing with former presidents? And there's a lot of red in the crowd. Is Obama a gangster?


@KerryDaubenmire I have been up since 7am! I'm effin crazy


The Audi a7 looks almost like a hatchback ...my dad had one ...in the 80s..


My sister was riding her bike & decided to put her butt on the tire as it was moving... Now her butt is bleeding #HowTheHell #LittleKids


@BillRWatson Thanks Bill! Can't wait for you guys to meet him! He is one awesome little guy!


I'm doing a City of Taylorville employment application..


Wouldn't be homecoming without making some Jell-O shots #UMDhomecoming #UMDrunk


@Tcope1313 @J_Solowey Good Ole Rocky Top! Wooo!


@AyaIbrahimxoxo @NadahKhaled @YEGasoline @Ahmed_Ibrahim07 NOT WHEN IT'S BEEN ROTTING FOR DAYS


Ditched dinner for better plans. \ud83d\ude0f


Got all them white men mad because my main man chocolate @fucktyler #remix


#melumandkilu @kierlynnn154 and @Luke5SOS and me and @Calum5SOS I know you ship it.


Robin Thicke may can carry a tune, but his music is horrid.


@ryannnhudsonnn @erinxkinggg you're pathetic ry


Should I miss you, after all the things we've been through.


Everyone knows you're such a shit talker


My bad @BudWeekley I found it under the couch


Gosh this show makes me want to cry #LongIslandMedium


@Kenzie__Rae omg that's the best thing I've ever seen!!! #broncosfolyfe


Which means she better be here real fucking soon.


I have an outstanding judgment of character. Like its amazing.


@SeanLowe09 I couldn't stop laughing. Thanks for a great laugh right before bed :)!!


@JustinDacey I think it's the love of #B1G


Hardcore venting session in the cafe. Hahah oh my


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 40.3 F,\nHumidity 90% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


She just wanna smoke and fuck, I said girl that's all we do


@LostSailorAtSea haha sweet. I miss her too.


@HoymanAnna @UncoveredQuotes wait what lol


@sydnums15 people to people junior year!


Who got pics of me I wanna see how ugly I was last night


\u270b Formal Protest.\n#SheldonQuotes  #thebigbangtheory


@GusTha5SOSBus WHAT KIND OF GAS DO YOU LIKE


@D_Moneey_Swag this is all working out very nicely. Good work sir


Dude on the radio wants to know what couldve been so bad in this chicks life that she killed herself even though she had an nba boyfriend.


I'm the grinch all year round \ud83d\ude12


@LisaLaFreniere1 Sheeple is actually a word I use to describe uneducated, misinformed liberal scum like yourself. I use it daily :)


@ZachTWWU Tyler actually told me not too long ago but I kinda just realized last night hahahaha welcome to the neighborhood \u263a


I hate a phony bxtch that front that chum chummy!!


The fact that i am singing every word that comes out of my mouth. Lol


did a bit of last minute shopping. finishing the rest this weekend.


@34DerekJones34 it was a rhetorical question Derek.


I guess its no texting shane today :/ #txtme


@briellebrace I'm seriously that upset now \ud83d\ude2d


Setting my alarm for 6:30 am is literally painful #fwork


i think youre stupid and i want to kill you .


I have an obsession with the dimples on my shoulders


Fucking so sick of this. I'm not a fucking doormat!!!


Less then #twoweeks and it'll officially be the most amazing day ever :) ...so far!


Nothing better than waking up from a nap to cute messages \ud83d\udc4d


I don't know how to be anything but bad.


@Abby_messy everyone changes. It's only a matter of time. You have to decide whether you want to change with that person or not.


When @darwinbrickley thinks he can beat me in wrestling at a gas station please


Why doesn't Kentucky football have their own website?.....Cause they can't get 3 W's in a row\n#KentuckyHateWeek


I love when I see people hitting on my ex... I just sit back and think \Ahhhh you don't know what you're getting yourself into\""


That was seriously thee best head I've EVER received and the pleaser was a bonus for me ;) #twitterafterdark


167- i love texting you but I think you're wrapped up in your ex still. But you're cute and fun to hangout with \ud83d\ude03


Lol what are those jerseys golden safe? \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude23


If you ever wanna get me a random gift , I like sock monkeys... #justsaying (:


Robin just died 5 minutes into the show! What the fuck?!?!?


when a good thing goes bad, it's not the end of the world.


@DiegoFagundez14 is finally legal to be an #MLSAllStar


Sink putts bang sluts is in full effect tomorrow for the 1st and prolly last time this summer #lehgoo


@spicytimebomb yeah.. I added u to our lil chat on Facebook.


@PearlJam it's my bday today so its going to be damn hard waking up to buy tixs.If I even get one. Probably sell out in 5 minutes.


@ryrymurphs otherwise you can send me to the classes with english for you


I've been done with my exam since 11 and I just want to leave\ud83d\ude29


I just wish da new crew would have taken a pic of all the hashtags


@AFarbs69 yeah that's my moms sweater she is wearing btw!!! Hahahah


@MaddiDavis23 I actually have an aloe plant thing in my kitchen if ya want some!


Sometimes I think I have a shopping problem..


If anyone tries waking me up before noon tomorrow they run a serious risk of being shot on the spot....


I'm not going to be happy if I cleaned my room for nothing.


@CaseyHausner @__MasterBates I second the lightening bolt mullet.


@ericprydz at least we don't have long to wait :)


@carlashby catch{ //TODO: } is the proper syntax


If the sun was out I'd totally be leaving work to go lay out! #boring #soslow


I believe Santa hooked us up with a new water heater the shower is 10 x hotter than normal \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udd25


@jaclynblasch @sammiemiller52 @CwillsOnTheRise @big_boonie_69 watch out Jaclyn


Probably shouldn't have posted that on the internet but idc. I make ppl happy


Not getting a sunburn at this meet was really surprising #irishpride


Hair long, money long me and broke niggas we don't get along


Nicole is stupid she gets to sleep in every single day


But instead, I'm just going to get drunk this weekend


@j_kinz3 cover up, @b_robs7 and @therealalexhorn! Jon's on the hunt \ud83d\ude18


@Dont_EvenClaire God I love this show so much HAHAH


oh i can't believe i finally found you baby.


probs just gonna go home and sleep instead of packing bc tired and sore


I'm still counting on you changing your mind #sadbuttrue


My draft as a fan is nearly ruined cause all the @JF5x haters! Freeman is the man. I can't wait for @JF5x to shut people's damn mouths!!


Laying down for 5 more minutes really helped to not be so tired! #Not


Seriously so thankful for my friends idk where I'd be without them


so happy I never need braces and have pretty nice teeth\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\udc4c


Having my 8 AM cancelled this morning was probably the highlight of my week


@NBryanne @WalkerJensen @Reese_Jake_52 should I?\ud83d\ude09


Friends like @Jriley33_23 >> \ud83d\ude0a


The fact that I'm wearing yoga pants in August > \ud83d\ude0d


Why waste a beautiful day staying inside


@KickKass bc I am the queen of logical thinking!! :) I know my baby sister FARRR too well.


dylan literally takes an hour to answer me. kool


So, who wants to go see catching fire right now?


Then defend your baby and shut the fuck up already you ratchet ass cunt.


Is this like National Piss off Jessica week?


I'm so excited for this food that Buffy made. It's about to be soooooo goooodd


HAHAHAHA just found out that my chinchilla is a boy not a girl and i've had her... him for 2 years \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@caroline_frye TURKEY LOVES YOU \ud83d\ude02


ok who are the two people that just added me on snapchat?


Forever crying at the picture @SummersKays just sent me. \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udd2b


im pretty sure i just blinded my cat with all the selfies we took.


@MaryJuliet just went 14 seconds and regret every one of those seconds.


@kaylerdaylers can't wait to be it mommy in law


Just wanna see you. Is that too much to ask for


\@Country_Voices: I don't know where I'd be, without you here with me. #TimMcGraw\""


@juju4wvu I know that's what my mom and I were just talking about. He does this every day


I have a feeling today might be a good day!\ud83d\ude0a #Hopefully


@troyerblt We gotta get a reunited picture \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Officially sick of seeing people wearing Chicago Blackhawks stuff.


Leslie and Sean's kiss was probably the most awkward thing to ever watch


@jndsunshine I'm kinda excited to see you this week \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0a


I could watch season 1-6 of @ArmyWives all day everyday


Hate my mom for making me take drivers ed before I can drive my car.... which is sitting in my drive way..... with its plates and all...


My mom wins everything on amp radio I swear


Apparently I'm a little bundle of joy today. Haha


Does anyone else see the real possibility of an all Big East final game?


Someone take me to Disney World.\ud83d\ude29


@MagConcannon you don't want this problem


@IPassYouCheer8 bc you did silly goose! You're OFFICIAL \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@mkballer29 Very nice! I'll probably go the beginning of August.


@thenextdikembe @HIMYM__Problems zoey is way hotter than robin haha


I'm so tired of doing everything for everyone and always putting myself last. It's done.


@hstratton_11 it's been kinda crazy In here too!! :/


So obviously 90% of my Facebook and Instagram posts are going to be about that. It's my lifestyle & I have to promote cellucor. Get over it.


Time for me to sleep til I go back to work tomorrow \u270c\ufe0f\ud83c\udf0e\ud83d\udca4


@KatharinaMarino why go army just asking


@KWall801 only 730 and you'll be caught up with me


@KayyCee32 @J_Wood24 this happened at blackman


Not singing the circle of life while signing it is hard af!


Going home and doing nothing but watching football in my room by myself until practice\ud83d\ude0d


@Ayo_iBitee ha ill tell D to call you lol


@JtGetsome lol I ain't no beast, and those jcb boys are brave


@TheVolElite if we played Worley. We be so happy right now


All moved in... \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


@ZacharySchlicht awhh why thanks\u263a #NightMade


@amanda_klep im not going with David my mom already thinks we're together \ud83d\ude02


Uhh.. i have to get up at 7, and it's 3.


It's 1 in the morning and I'm wide awake. Guess I'll just contemplate life and try to solve all of my problems.


@FloydMayweather @JourdanChaTaun @badmedina ill put your best to the test get a massage from me and see ;)


I'm the girl you'll dream to have, but you'll never get me.


@J_Patterson09 can't believe I left Knoxville this weekend


Plus I do yell. Regardless of whether or not I want to. So stay away.


@JohnnyRotto hahaha right!? This weekend we shall reunite with our bud light haha


@manjariojha we are all getting a hotel room or two!! #crazy


Surprise everyone im going to madison this weekend too see you all in 2 days!


I haven't woke up to a good morning text in a while #depressed


My tanning lotion smells so damn yummy\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9c #loveit


@andcohen @jtaubs @sgreanias they're not really needed


@WiredUpSav I just want to say you are the best #thatisall


I want real food. Ive had enough crackers and 7up.


@SharpeGreg @KentPavelka @Matt_Davison @HuskerHoops how are you getting to Ann Arbor? Surely you are on the radio tomorrow too @Matt_Davison


You can look all over but no, you'll never find hot shit like mine.


Drop his name, push it in & twist the knife again.. Watch my face as I pretend to feel no pain.. \n\n\u270c


ARS KK7X - Rathdrum, ID |\nWeather Underground KIDRATH3\nCurrent Temperature 47.5 F,\nHumidity 75% ,\nWind 0.0 MPH\nDirection 0\n#weather


@MsCarissaJoy @iChessska she made me mad im like stop. she doubted our game against 9ers almost kicked her out of car LOL


@DarylDg @SonikaLIL WHT U SAID THIS MORNING ABOUT 2013,


Come on baby lets go listen to the night train


@shelbyybaird not if you had to deal with her. She's one of those people you can look at and get mad.


I need someone to where my jersey for the homecoming game.any takers?


Who cares\nWho cares\nWho freaking cares


Finding something to wear for tomorrow is gonna be a struggle with out my all the clothes I took to Colorado which they lost \ud83d\ude20


I've been to the hospital more times this summer than I have my entire life \ud83d\ude37


I think I cried this morning when me and @Tuckercalhoun02 sent a couple messages to each other. \ud83d\ude0d #hottie


@absdabs13 Abby. U have no friends. And only polar bears live in Alaska. Duh


SRA rocks and so do the parents who helped in the food tent st Greenlake!


@cmorganmusic @OUTDChannel my family loves you and Outdoor!


Guess Saban forgot to tell his FG team how to cover the kick if it's return. Some great blocking by Auburn. The kicker got crushed!


Looking at the name a hundred times before sending a message to make sure you don't send it to the wrong person


Watching home alone, shit never gets old


These hot guys at the hotel though>>>>>\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Shopping for a lot of snacks \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a #fatty


@KaitlynGaughan IT WAS IN MY DREAM OKAY. I was like why da hail is Kaitlyn calling me I'm trying to sleep here


Haha am I seriously doing a 5k tonight...


You know that bullying commercial where they make that kid move his seat. Then they like punch him. It baffles me that no one says anything.


Dad doesn't realize I'm not a morning person.


Sinister is #weak not scary enough for me..


well I mean I guess sitting home alone on christmas is okay


Wish #oomf was here for me like I was there for you.


@KenessaRaeanne send me the pic of all of us from the ipad\ud83d\ude0f


Don't call me a bitch and a whore. #growup #youreanadult


@WallysWorld09 no one cares, you suck haha. Sincerely your one fan haha


@gabbyr223 I don't know have fun at the dollar theatre tho:)


Absolutely hate seeing my close friends upset \ud83d\ude14


Don't know why I can't take you tweeting depressing tweets


@KayStephFans @lovedabiebs94 @celliajessie @justinbieber almost 19!


Since playing bad golf depresses me more than fighting with the wife, I guess, I should fight with the wife more & play less golf.


Cheers to the freakin weekend\ud83c\udf7b


@heimlich_jake Bad, but I still see a bunch of people waking out of that store with products


I literally never know what I'm doing. I just make a quick decision and hope it's right. \ud83d\ude46


@carlymontgomer8  I love you my sweet friend.


I had someone ask me the other day if me and Carey were friends because of how we talk on here \ud83d\ude02 they don't understand #USMC


any one wanna be in a live stream sometime


@YahooNoise this is because we all made fun of Alford and Weber and Bo Ryan isn't it.


Glad the kids I babysit just see me as a preppy lacrosse player #What


@IANSEARS2 others too, find more. \ud83d\udc4c


@LinzLuvs hmm. flapper immediately comes to mind.


Don't worry! He made it here safely and is now peeing with the door open\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4a


I miss red and orange leaves :( \ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42


Way too many people saw my butt at the beach today #CatchinWaves


Like honestly dunkin just made my day 20 million times better \ud83d\ude0d


\@tiffyboo_4eva: I left my jelly beans !\" Good cause jelly beans nasty lol"


@BayleeAlexiss you're ahead of me now! We're not the same anymore \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


I'm still up. Someone come knock me out. Preferable method is chloroform.


One of the few perks of voc, got a half day already this Friday \ud83d\udc4d


I swear Worcester crossing guards get worse every year


Allison left her phone at home and I texted her so she wouldn't be worried about where it was. So it's gonna be one of those days


I'm so happy with the way these lab coats turned out \ud83d\ude0a


@TimBrando didn't that \extra game\" just help propel Auburn to the NC game? The SECCG is a strength for the SEC, not an obstacle."


Hanging out with Kayla at her house. I've missed hanging out with her.


Building sandcastles with a bunch of little kids #thuglife


@AdamCappa did I ever tell you that you're my hero? #700in7


I leave my house every chance I get #ilikespace


Can't wait to see the little bros today.


@Gwenhwyfaraway ooh, quirky? the pressure's on!


\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 not again. #tofunny


Getting bitched at right when I get home xP ... Fuck this shit I'm out..


This will be the only day I'm excited for work lol


Get into Stevie's big country truck and there's rap music blaring. \ud83d\ude02


You fucked up Fitz!! You gonna have to suck it up for now!


@Andersen2050 thanks big guy, love u too <3


So Eva seriously asked me if I thought my nailpolish might be 'excessively pink'. *In shock.* I told her nothing is ever too pink. EVER.


This new chair at work totally does suck.


really not feeling like driving back to Baton Rouge... why can't we travel at warp speed yet?!


I am also trained in ice sculpting and I am if the best one of the top Executive Chef's in the East. Food cost, payroll, and menu planning .


Pizza and garlic sauce just sounds so good right now. #broke #fatty


Working out is motivating and rewarding when you grow out of clothes


Last night it felt like I broke all my toes but now only two feel broken so that's a plus


@VanMaxie @RickHobson7 @APPEL_of_my_eye @chloequinley #blackout


Standing here watching a woman who has to be at least 7 months pregnant smoke a cigarette. I'd kick her ass if she wasn't pregnant.


@13aoMai are you gunna be home for awhile?


Why the hell did I think it was REMOTELY possible for me to do well in college


Sometimes when I read words I don't know, my dyslexia likes to kick in & make up words for me.... I'm not even dysexic... o.O


I really want one of those huge, life sized teddy bears \ud83d\udc3b\ud83d\udc95


I can't wait for some much needed alcoholic beverages tonight!


@RachelGreen32 @TheWhiteKid_15 I think you misspelled Brenna ;)


S/O to mitchell rose for being Mitchell rose


Love going to the dentist! \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude01


@TammySwicegood we will miss you guys too! Tell everyone I said Happy Thanksgiving!


@maisonmassaro25 and I'm pretty sure beyonce got enough tweets.


@natefisk9 because you're so fucking sick dude


Movies with even the slightest hint of romance used to be cute.. Now I can't stand them..


Lady asks me why I'm not a model #thankyou #mynewbestfriend


@V_Shaw13 Well then text me tonight so I'll get it in the morning. I'm sure I'll be sleeping way before you.


Got my sandals for tomorrow and took back my heels. ACTUALLY happy about not wearing heels. :)


Still at my friends house playing video games. Having a great time.


@Lonbottom yea there only cups were in 1974 and 1975


Definitely going to more football games next year #KSUfootball \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b


My dad is annoying af and my mom is stressing me out. #help \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d


@_kayleenellett thanks kaylee love ya too


I fell asleep so early last night without finishing all my work for today and I have a presentation that I am so opposite of prepared for


My pale ass got some sunburn today.. \u2600


so on that note.. haunted house tonight anyone? @PaPa_Free_ski @N_Marsico @LemonButton @Dougie_57 @LouisBoccia @HeavenSent11_


*wakes up realizes its still today...goes back to sleep*#ThugLife (;


@_Z_chief45 you will have to take some medicine when you get home


@_ReneEvelyn_ I'm sure that would have worked out


my netflix isn't functioning properly #WhatIsLife


@kyurgo I wish Tebow would go on a religious mission and never come back...


I remember I first introduced Seth to Waylon on the bus! Bus 26 back in the day the boys \ud83d\ude02


Retweet if you haven't met your favorite idol, YET.


@katieverna finally on twitter!!!! Yes! And wish you were here with us!


Might as well put a bed in my room for max


@BradleyPetersd thanks pumpkin, miss you


What the fuck he's on task when it goes in


Justin Bieber isn't even a fucking adult how can he even say he's retiring.


Have a great day at school tomorrow everyone, Bellefontaine's break is just beginning \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Come on Louisville beat the piss out of duke! #fuckduke


And show you all the finer things in life\ud83c\udfb6


@AntoinetteD777 I don't know about u, but my assumptions are normally always right. Some ppl even call me Ms. Cleo! Lol


\u201c@misael_samayoa: Steph creeps me out like no other person has...\ud83d\ude33\u201d\nGood.


Fuck it napping with my princess \ud83d\udc9c


I'm really getting more and more pissed off at these bitches 4 life


I dont deal with rude people very well #seriously #likeno


@i_love_kennedi and I love you baby ! So so soooooooooooo much. <3 you're my everything I don't know what I'd do without you :) I love you!


@loganlike11 no you look forward to seein us\ud83d\ude0a


@hungryhipbones gmpaptgmapjgmagdgbpjpbpnpmfpbkapap i don't think so AHH


I really can't get out of my bed right now


I think the only channel I've watched this week is CNN. #bostonbombing


At least my brother doesn't talk to him self :p #crazy


FOR FUCKSAKE RUIN YOUR OWN LIFE NOT MINE


\Its Shakespeare so there's probably a bunch of th's on the end of the words\" @taylorgibson_24"


@juuliamaarie wish I was there \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Wisest words come from the people who've been through the most shit.


@EricSwineford1 @d_kudela Eric you're so mean.


Sooo maaaaybe I was creepin just a little! ;) lol I call it catching up really!  @NicholeLee32


Half of the kids that the colchester twitter accounts tweet at I didn't even know went to my school


Justin Moore must of had a real big head ache haha. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c


@alexgonzalezMI Me too, and soon while he's still competitive


With age my aim gets better. #dareyoutomove


if i had saved a nug every time i smoked this week i would have around 2 pounds of marijuana


All goo goo dolls songs sound the same to me


@SunShineKid93 no it's easy to wrap a present that makes it fun no insult intended


Taco Bell and Ben&Jerry's got me too hype


I'm just happy about sleeping in my own bed with having no alarm set...


The past two days have been the best I had in a long time. :)


That's in caps so it gets your attention.


@moll_lee4 @KingJames would destroy Cheryl miller


@zeke_kitchen why can't I sit next to you like what


@Jenni0956 @devine_verified I just gave him my order. Haha


I found out last week that I didn't have any friends.


Notre Dame had a great season and all but... Idk if they deserved to be in the National Championship.


When she doesn't call you and tell you what she's doing!!! #grrr @linds_lilliberg


Late night chew laying in bed with my girl #TheGoodLife


If she's been through hell then let her take you're hand and see the light


Perks of Being a Wallflower is making me cry, I've never cried from a movie before \ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude1c


Where's my back pack it has my bible in it and I can't find it


Wish I coulda seen my babe today, but no I'm stuck working this long ass shift by myself \u270b


Yup I'm insane to try insanity\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc4c #letsdoitttt!


@natalieleto I'm so hilarious \ud83d\ude02


Downloaded Tinder. What had my life come to?


@TheRussBus15 and instead of talking each other lets hug!


I learned how to shoot a bow yesterday. \ud83c\udfaf


@falcon77777dc @l8jxx71 @LovelyLouise64 how are you lovelies doing today?


Gun show round 2. Let's see what fun stuff we can find this time. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0f


Idc what you say about ray lewis...the man is a freakin beast


@brihumes okay, just making sure \ud83d\ude18


i dont understand why people always need to do drugs or drink to have fun. have you ever tried mac n cheese


Anyone know of someone needing crew for pyc Independence Day regatta this weekend @Thistlesailing @PYC_sailing


@Ran_Watson I kind of hate you at this moment..I say as I eat my fast food lunch lol. Moving is not conducive to dieting ha #nofood #nomoney


I only know your name but I love you \ud83d\ude0d


Ignorant people piss me off, why are you so mad at the world? What makes you haveto be so damn rude to strangers? Soft tweet or not IDGAF.


It's crazy how someone can mean the world to you, and now when you see them it's like looking at a stranger.... #Crazy


@piaaagonz If she would let me love her forever Id be cool with that.


@allanrvanmaele You're not the real Chris.


We can do it anywhere. I wanna freak you anywhere.\ud83d\ude02\u263a\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude09


While I do homework the Blackhawks are still binge drinking from the day the won the cup


She's ever thing I ever wanted\ud83c\udfb6 everything i ever needed\ud83c\udfb6


There's a special place in hell for people who wake other people up for stupid questions


All of my Instagram pics are of beer....


No school.. No problems. At all \ud83d\udc4f


Why the floor and I have a really good relationship?


has anyone used \What's in the bible?\" by the makers of veggie tales?"


Came back to school and found a broken fridge and melted ice cream. Thanks UNL. #suck


Warriors gonna force Game 7 tonight!  #CurryTheTeamOnTheBack


Not having cheer practice makes me happy but pisses me off at the same time


I am beyond exhausted, I am going to hibernate tomorrow don't wake me or I will attack.


Would be nice if Duper scored to end this game just like he did in OT in 2010 to win the series against the Senators \ud83d\udc27 #Pens


Stop destroying my bathroom!!! @scottyknows1226 \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude23


@MyrandaWilhite1 ; stop tweeting so much myranda. You tweet so damn much. .-.


Can't wait for my volley pictures to come in


After a couple games, I've noticed that the Big East officials are calling games much closer.   No more gorilla ball.. #thegoodoledays


My little brother and his girlfriend have dated get three days and they said I love you. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b


I want to fast forward to when I get my ass out of this town. College doesn't count for me I want it to be final.


@MariahKate16 I was thinking the same thing !


@darciiiiiiiiiii They put them in the hospital chicken salad \ud83d\ude37


Nothing will ever be okay with us again you ruined that. Not me. \ud83d\udc4b


@ssaralouisee_ :((( I want pickle wraps!


Got bdubs finally.   No thanks to @pwarren008 \ud83d\ude12


Good to see the Romano Gym used for once


I have never been so happy to see someone in my life!


The simplest things give me the greatest pleasure.


Can't wait to be in Norman this weekend! \ud83d\ude01


My love for shoes is uncontrollable tonight \ud83d\ude29 #obsessed #ShoppingAddict \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc5f\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc60\ud83d\udc97


I love tonights episode of #SnookiandJWOWW \ud83d\ude0d


I would love to see Carolina woop on the Pats!!


@lukeenorland good luck this week...when yah wrestling?


Leaving school at 10 is beautiful \u263a\u2600


@jremai2 ok. Guess ill be seeing you soon? Hahahah wtf whyd you trust him


Why do I wake up at 8 I never can sleep in!


@danielgolan94 lets not get carried away now.


@jeannie_suh Yeah. Just come to here and we'll figure it out from there?


I need sleep but I have league tonight #ughghghghhggh


My mom got me the wrong juice \ud83d\ude14


@LeahRemini OMG..You just made me laugh out loud! Cool that you can be honest and admit that! lol


I think I'm addicted to fantasy football #AllAboutSundays


So I guess if anyone is up for anal chat...I'm down.


I feel better now that I finally ate something i thought I was gonna pass outttt


@ShepMatt Heard  it but then u let a hitter bat when u can throw out the runner to end the game or it takes 2 hits to score instead of 1 hit


I never could figure out what my life was missing until Emo Elmo came back


@JavierJasso327 @kelli_bentley @abbyb478 @druperman @pgonztx @cristinamoore5 @carolinesmall98 @sethsotelo @youngkiddmaxx epic\ud83d\ude02


I don't understand what the hell happened at Tom Ford this season !!


Got some rain check tickets to sandcastle


My life long dream of becoming a cop will never come true because I can't even intimidate a 5 year old


I seriously need somebody who has a PA membership to work out with me in the mornings.


These people are having a wedding reception at Texas Roadhouse


I just need to remember everything happens for a reason


@mcnetthj this has been a dif year. Can't remember when I just wanted a season over - probably late 80's! OH MY


@KionnaRenee14 alright. I will in a little bit.


Sooooo. @nbcsnl we needa get @Mariska to host... Like soon. #Mariska4SNL


I've never been too impressed with GPA or a degree. The choices one makes in life defines their intellect in my opinion.


When my boyfriend tells me to watch a movie, and I end up bawling the last 20 minutes of the movie.. <<<


I can't imagine what it would be like to be McRaes father he must have left home early in life I'd left that panty waste on a door step#bb15


At least I got horribly sick AFTER my exams this week? I feel like death.


Lmao lets see if last weeks trend rolls on over to this week...


We all have something that takes away the pain..


@ThrashinnOut awe miss you more! You're going to be skinnier than me.


@937TeenWolf if you would call it in regulation it should be called in OT. I hate this special consideration because of when it happened.


In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav.


Why is that when someone's phone goes off in a theater it's always the most obnoxious ringtone?! #theaterprobs


Still haven't seen the conjuring somebody take meeee.


@MaddyWalstad @BeccaEstby @TobyHanson24 went to wayzata not Plymouth yay!!


First great practice \ud83d\udc4d#dedicated


@___hdc @airekhuh @thekevinlangley well ya left with someone.


And I graduated high school 6 years ago.


Dear lady from Brooklyn:  If we ever travel on a plane together again, I will be prepared with duct tape, and not afraid to use it! #STFU!


Thinking about cosmetology next year....maybe \ud83d\udc87\ud83d\udc86\ud83d\udc85\ud83d\udc8b


And that tweet wasn't about your boyfriend .


Bringing back Swednesday #suitup @FerDriemeyer


I was pretty pumped to eat at @primantibros today it was first time eating there in awhile \ud83d\udc4c


I'm officially the most indecisive person in the world


In 14 hours it will be 2014\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4b\ud83d\udc86


Oregon's helmets they are wearing tonight are fresh, as usual.


When I get into the \holiday spirit\", the bottle says 'Crown Black' on the side."


I always fuck up my tweets...\nI mean ID


@Andrewmonkss no we left a long time ago(:


@JaredJayhendo93 thanks for the warnin man


@BrownRachie does resemble me though lol


You can't ban me from skyping you!? #WhatKkindaShytIsThat


Damn justice went to bed at like 9...... Wht the frick is goin on?? Lol #wierd


@hbark06 pretty sure I saw you last weekend. Were you working the concession stand at Richards for the volleyball tournament?


@robbywhicker they would just show off like they're the best and stuff and there coach encouraged it and everything


@DipinCopeKait69 what's your favorite type if horse I ride horses everyday I got 26 horses all together.


Rodger just said \I'm gonna be the best boyfriend ever\" I love him so much! \ud83d\ude0d\u263a"


@grace__janel nope because I have to tell you that I love your respect(: fucked up people \u2764


@_taaylormae I don't wanna embarrass you in front of so many people


I spent more money on one friend than I did my whole family for Christmas


Probably just did myself the biggest favor ever lol


My inner fat girl is showing; Guinness and oatmeal cream pies :/


People use the phrase, \he/she has such a dry sense of humor\", but who the hell has a wet sense of humor?"


I just wanna get home and snuggle with my babe.


Since when is being ghetto a good thing ? You're trashy.


I've eaten my body weight in candy the past 2 days


I'm not coming back. I've already been there done that, and I'm done with you messing with my mind #LukeBryan


Soo bout this overnight I gotta do .... Annd I've been since like 7 \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude22


If you received mass amounts of snapchat videos from me last night, I apologize #oops


2 interns at my work that are 'best friends' have been hooking up with the same guy all summer& apparently neither of them know #dumbasses


The littlest things make my day \ud83d\ude0a


I can't wait for @danieltosh to recap this scene. \ud83d\ude02 #TheBachelorette #byebyechris


Marshawn Lynch beast.  No AJ Hawk, though


I would not trade a single player on my team for anyone in the world. I love each and every one of them they should be proud #colonelshockey


Thanks for making me a fighter \ud83d\ude18\u270c\ufe0f


\And she's not Mando.\" Ruu seemed to have #embraced her father's culture despite the long separation. \"She's from Concord"


@Striickk @favestacie why does everyone do that to me\ud83d\ude24 ok Donnie


I apologize....Obama's lies=entire presidency=one HUGE joke!


My five year old brother just called me a pussy wtf dude


@ColleenMeehan13 ill come see you though. (:


@TrackStarer you're not even mad anymore (:


Going into someones garage and using the circuit breaker>>>>


It's not like going to be early makes me any less tired in the morning


@AutumnLynnEllis cold front from Alaska?? Just a guess


So thankful for Gods unchanging love #blessed


Hi my name is autumn and I'm an alchloholic


Well now that I took out a row of oreos and a glass of milk... It's time to take out a second row because the first wasn't enough.


@RobJtHunter Thank you! Appreciate the suggestions.


@devon_metiva @MichBish2 chronic badass disorder


\ud83d\udc31why did I go to sleep so early \ud83d\udc28


Who to take to prom? So many choices. Jk only 2 but who to ask is a good question.\n#HardChoice


@essajacobsen idk????? When r u coming back down here???


It's nice to know I don't have to get up early for therapy tomorrow. I get to sleep in \ud83d\udc4d


@nhl #askdubi Alright so do you prefer pancakes, waffles or French Toast??


Seeing a mean person and thinking I'm not the nicest person, but at least I'm nicer than you ;)


@DarmeloAnthony an old video that you would enjoy watching


If Rickie Wood invites me to dragon fucking city one more time, I will punch him in the face.


I'm convinced Carlos Guevarra lied about his Tourette's to get into the final 12. I have not seen one twitch all season.


Most adults drink to celebrate accomplishments...Olivia and I go to the zoo \ud83d\ude0e


@fantasyguidelin @Nate_WekSDPB They know he's the franchise. I get the sense coaches don't know what to do w/ him.


That's why I play my iPhone through an aux cord


The nerdiest kid I've ever seen was just walking down the hall blasting Colt 45 #weeiirrd \ud83d\ude10


@xBurrito_Burnsx Any idea why it charged me for both?


@carly_32 a little mad that I just saw this on my feed... #smh


I am so good at figuring out who subtweets are about.


Spent an amazing few hours today with @MacyCupp96 !


Tell me, why'd you haft to go and make things so complicated?


Can someone tell me why Im SO, afraid to open up and let someone in again?! I hate it.


Your not a queen . Your a peasant. Who lives on the moon . With 50 cats . @ErinEllen96


I'm just gonna blow some money on another tattoo tomorrow, why not.


I feel like Jennifer Aniston is constantly nipping out. She needs to get that shit\nunder control.


The new thing must be rolling into school at 7 IN THE MORNING blaring your music.... #annoying


@Brrriiitney I think it's closer to the surface:)


S/o to @_J_Singleton for calling me fat earlier -__- you still my dude and all!


I don't wanna give you the wrong impression, I need love and affection. \ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udfb6


My friends can stop calling me Lorde any time now


@shhannnnnnn throwin back to the good times can't wait for more to comeee:)


That you attempt to hide and put mistakes beside.


Hahaha I guess that's one way to look at.  \ud83d\ude2d @morrrgyy


Sunglasses are the ultimate creeping tool


@masterinferno5 *holds you and smiles* yes but I'll be ok baby


@AshleyMichele07 I think she is! And it's Finn! Remember @MrRPMurphy tweet that some is this season!


This weather seriously just makes me want to have a bonfire & drink. Perfect \ud83d\udc4c


@Log_buck go hard or go home #toohard #cocainenesquik


Are raccoon eyes attractive? \ud83d\ude33


@sherylunderwood \nI love you Sheryl!! \nYou make laugh & just my day!


Just got out of the shower, left my towels in my room.. & I can't leave the bathroom cus my neighbors are here. Trapped nakey in here \u270c


@CitiFieldSheas @TeamThirstTrap great pic! And that\u2019s my gf, @kellytalvarez. Great time at the tailgate also.


@TheGuruGS any pitchers you'd suggest picking up that are on the DL, that will make an impact later?


The fact that I passed any classes this semester is a miracle.


Possibly to Kalamazoo \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude32


Ap pysch pisses me off because if I get a 100 on a test a kid with an 80 gets the same score. It's super dumb.


@Deano_l_ it's lost tonight but tomorrow will be #Splash


@HaydenM23 word! Ain't nobody got time for good grades or homework!


@Sarena_Holmes \ud83d\ude02 people are telling me it does work I wanna like set my house on fire then do it Hahahaha


@PJ4MJJ that term fits him perfectly.\nTesti-lying


Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago.


I'm riddin around with them choppers not them Nina's


We may lose this game, but one thing is for sure, I'm proud as hell to be a Redbirds fan! (1 of 2) #STLCards


JOHN TUCKER MUST DIE IS ON \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Death cab for cutie is real energetic right now


I'm not crazy, I'm just a little unwell ...


I've been fuming for a straight 15 minutes


Good luck to @micahbullock14!! #bestfriend \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


@jordanrichh 4:25 if you go over the speed limit haha. I needa come to mass asap.


I need to stop caring what other people think of me.


Do dudes go on bro dates with each other to sushi like us women do?


@Celtic_Pride18 hey be grateful I have you a gift


I guess it's better to be sick now than on vacation.


Quit living in the shadows of yesterday.


It is not considered a hockey game if there is no hitting.


#Ducks look rusty after this month break. That offense works off rhythm. Also, Marriota is throwing like a freshman tonight.


Oh this town kills you when you're young


@katedaunt get in your car now an drive down


I have fall fever.. I just want football, bonfires, colorful leaves, corn mazes, cool breezes, jeans, and s'mores. \ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf41\u2600\ud83c\udf00\ud83c\udf6b\ud83d\udc56\ud83d\udd25


@cward4279 as you can see lots of people on twitter think it's true bc it is


@macaville6 I'm sure they're still sagging off your small azz\ud83d\ude05\ud83d\ude48


@JacksonForLG and take away the rights just about everyone else who is not a rightwing extremist


Not how I planned my day to go\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12


A blind man walks into a bar. And a chair and a table


JUST GOT JUSTIN TIMBERLAKES NIKES I CAN'T BREATHE


Stressful end to my first day of work \ud83d\ude33


All i can say is that my life is pretty plain, i like watching the puddles gather rain \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udca6\u2614


@endlessloveeee_ i am too. Are u having a baby shower or can i get your address to send something for the baby?


@MrAP4 @stuckey2 Say what you want about tonight, but Bill Self might be the best coach in NCAA. Even a loyal Mizzou fan can see that.


@NickWechter shut the fuck up you swimmer


@Duck_Commander wow!! Those prices are pretty high for normal folks..these days for sure


@Livin4her0112 i hear you...im chilling in my hotel room right now...


@vankidd7 Haha, if I could drive I'm sure I would too.


@CoraRose15 way to have fucking Christmas spirit bitch \u270b\ud83c\udf85


@SeanKeller_ Sean. One of these days you will clean my room. We all know it


@MRazore it's on. You know that feeling when you land in Vegas and you're all of a sudden all awake and ready to go? I have that now.


Some accents give me a headache. Like right now listening to 10 women cackle. #twang


Why do I make the plans! God I hate that, that's the last thing I wanna do when I just wake up


@kelseydallas12 when it's over like 20 letters I don't even read it haha, sorry! \ud83d\ude0a


8 am classes feel like I'm being punished


@hphillips04 People actually call me \this stupid form\" so anytime sure"


one of the best days in a while \ud83d\ude0a\n#happytweet


Today I have hope in nothing. Absolutely nothing.


I'm so bored. Everyone in my house is annoying,and nothing is on tv.


I have such a girl crush on Jennifer Lawrence it's not even funny.. \ud83d\ude0f


@DerickFlorian wasn't it downstairs by the tv?


Baby please believe me when i tell you that i need a girl


@kCole_3 just keep rubbing it in that your at the beach while the rest of us get to chill in freezing temps #SadColdFace \ud83d\ude30


@babes069 oh we'll it happens you'll do fine


@wyshynski the only honorable thing is to sacrifice an intern for the forgiveness of the Internet gods


I went for a run tonight for the first time in a very long time. Boy. I suck.


Today Austin saw how messy my room is... I wonder if he'll ever talk to me again..\u263a


I miss having someone to have late night talks with


I'm trying my hardest to stay awake right now and finish this book and project \ud83d\ude22


Titans take G Chance Womack #10 #inthezoneshow


@JayJayCaldwell lol if I was gonna hate it would be towards something more relevant


and if you had one wish is it devious? because I sure know who your genie is


Prob gonna stay in pjs all day tomrw &just cuddle with him <3


I left my mom a card with a cracker barrel gift card on top of her wine bottle fir a surprise.. hopefully she finds it soon.


Tomorrow is $3 burrito day at Chipotle if you're wearing a costume. At this point every thing sucks besides that.


@Iamstarlite I absolutely agree w/everything you said this is crazy & its the judges fault she's allowed this crap from JA from day ONE!


@GailSimone I find them to be...fairly regular.


Legit so much to do today idk how I'm going to do get everything done\ud83d\ude01


that's prob not what she wanted to hear but it's the honest truth.


577 - not really sure who you are, but ya seem cool!


I wait all week just for ridiculousness. @ridiculousness


Do you think the Black Panthers or Ayers were targeted by the IRS?


Okay I tried to quit tanning but looking at myself in the mirror right now #icant going to buy a week of tanning \u2600\u2600


This is one of the hardest things I've ever gone through.


\Can you please get your head out of your ass? Its not a hat.\""


I can't believe the hair show is in 2 days..... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


Thank god Elwood is getting his balls chopped off. If he is still crazy ill fuckin kill him.


I've been thru so much these past 3 months, I'm a just leave it at this.


So ready to get some more Christmas shopping done today! \ud83d\ude05 #ImSlacking #TheHolidayStruggle


@MadisonKasper lol so true, I just hate looking like an idiot trying to run the next day


One more class then it's THANKSGIVING BREAK FOR THIS GIRL


Just had some apple pie \ud83d\ude0d #hellyeah


if it were just you and i, i would take advantage of the time we had together


My 19 year old boyfriend just came running into the living room curled up in the fetal position on top of me and begged to go to ihop.


@jackwillows kinda, except for music..... Well good music. We like the same shitty music.


I'm still confused why someone like Channing Tatum or Ryan Gosling isn't playing Christian Grey in Fifty Shades of Grey. #nothappy


@KaylenaMills yeah!! I've really been digging his stuff recently and I'm pretty impressed you picked up on that!


@han_meyers can't even handle me right now


@ZacharyVennaro @madison_anna oh I'm not sure then, that's just what our coach said


@CandaceCombs it's better when you can drink wine with your meal \ud83d\ude01


@kat_danielle17 @aer06 lol did you ship your pants?


@hi_imtom omg same here. So stupid and a waste of time. Than I feel like an idiot when people get it right away!


Is there any kids in this spelling bee not from India?


The titans football jerseys for this year >>>>


Someone spike Lee's water so he goes to bed


@_HayleeMitchell that's so degrading and sexist! Wow #smh \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Congratulations to the entire Lions golf team on a great year!


Stop worrying about people that aren't  worried about you.


I'm not sure if a dress is an acceptable outfit for a chem lab...


@andigillespie3 hahahahahah! That is amazing!


It must be sad thati have to drove to McDonalds at 1 for a water because i have no change for vending and no bottles left ! #crap #thirsty


I don't know why but I just got SO stoked for fall. Leaves, pumpkins, boots, sweaters, football. \u263a\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf41


Damn Vikings. Can't even suck right.\n#vikings


@Ryan_Barrett45 I was just going to tweet that.


@RossCapouch and @rachelvada \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Ernieson_ that dude can tick me off ... douches .


@tay_king_over_4 this relationship escalated fairly quick over the past week.


You can say we're done the way you always do. It's easier to lie to me than to yourself.


@XsV_Remy hmu I have been to LANs and can travel


@growe0360 nope! Not me! Only thing I'm guilty of is the occasional text while driving.


@Fro_Wilson I know dude! I have a lot of days off this week so we'll for sure chill


looking at old pictures makes me happy but sad at the same time\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude14


When you accidentally retweet something you didn't mean to \ud83d\ude12 whoops


@KyleeLyon it was amazing<33 but I mean when are brownie batter blizzards not amazing...... #thatstherealquestion


but I didn't sleep yesterday either and I'm not sleeping today I need 2 catch up on sleep


I'm sitting here in my room just studied my ass off but I'm smiling like I'm the king of the world. HAHAHA @ColeWeirich


Just laying here laughing my ass off. Hahah bitches these days.


@carly_kriner I've been getting that alot \ud83d\ude0f jkjk, I misss you more \ud83d\ude2b


And I'm not allowed to go to school until Wednesday.


I have a Keek now...definitely better than snapchat and vine!


The sad moment when you realize you have been lied to:(


@YesimMac something that you need to live


Shane just got his belly button pierced\u2764!


my mom and brother ordered jimmy john's and didn't bother to ask me if i wanted any, oh.


There were freaking alpacas on campus today and I missed it like wtf


Highlight of my night was McDonalds. \ud83d\ude33


Talk about immature!! I don't see why your still dating him!!


@JackH721 #FeelPlayer is a non-technical person on the course.  Relies on feel.  Just does what feels right.


So blessed to have Tyler and Kyle in my life. #lovethem


Officially a student at Fisher College. I'm so relieved.


Mannys a Minecraft maniac. What is the attraction to this game?


I wish I knew why everything must be so difficult.


Shoot another smile my way, your making this boy go crazy #DylanScott


Is it me or does the stream for the #USOC100 match suck?  #NERevs


Anybody that doesn't have school today want to come pheasant hunting with me today?


@nicoleclousee do i always sound like that?


Thought I was about to pass out when suddenly I get a bloody nose. Now I feel sick to my stomach. Sweet.\ud83d\ude05


@Shannon__kirby hope you do great on xfactor!


The quality of High School Basketball has really dropped, at least locally. Teams can't score 30. Coaching philosophies are archaic.


@kelsey_tinker12 you caught me\ud83d\ude04I just miss running every four an a half seconds till we puke cause no one ever stfu


Yell at my little sister again I'll punch you in the fucking mouth


The feelings I have are so unreal. I never thought I'd find something like this. So thankful for how my life has changed in the last month.


I get out of class at 12. Stop scheduling me for 11 then calling to tell me I'm late #dumbbossprobs #idiots


I feel it's only right to spend NYE with you.


@nobodysgirl79 Yeah you did! \oh no I don't like him\" Oh wait you found out I lied?. \"yeah, I like him\"."


#DisadvantagesOfHavingBigBoobsforgetting your bra at your house and having to wear one extremely too small. #SOL


Half of me wants it to storm really bad so we don't have school tomorrow, and the other half doesn't so I don't get stuck at work \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4e


I should probably go to the hospital now.


If school is on for tomorrow, I will seriously go insane. No, seriously. \u2744


Finally Mazz! I'm not the only one who's really disappointed with Seguins production. He's been an okay player at best. Sorry Seguin ladies


Ready to see @CMPunk put @BigELangston to sleep! @WWE @WWEUniverse #SmackDown #BestInTheWorld


I'm just stressing and I'm scared. Idk what's wrong with me... I need a big teddy :(


Maddy doesn't believe that i will wear sweats tomorrow


Luke Bryan's performance on Americas got talent\ud83d\udc4c #hessexy #AGT


Yeah I think this is gonna work out like I've planed!


I can't believe I just singed the FUCK OUT OF MY HAND


@jenbrustoski the rents limit me on how many I can have while at dinner with distant relatives. #waitwut


This Fireball whiskey is clutch right now! It got cold real quick.


#RIPCoryMonteith I can't believe he died. It's so unreal. #staystronglea


It's finally dress weather \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ud83d\udc57


Man, I'm glad we all get along...with the help of a parliamentarian. #ABAing


Voting is a true constitutional right for every American citizen, there should be voices raised, people in the street protesting GOP tricks.


I can see every tear you've cried, like an ocean in your eyes.


If you're gonna be somebody's first time, somebody's last time, baby be mine. \u2764


I hate watching shows that only have the first season on Netflix \ud83d\ude2d


Just seen @TomCain_11 and @B_Cain00's dad in Circleville \ud83d\ude33


@Mark_daSquirrel just punch him! then he will answer his phone. I would if you punched me...


When my twinny favorites my tweets \ud83d\ude0a \ud83d\udc6f


@ChristianDeLuc4 he's had almost 5 flights canceled in two days trying to get home because of the snow storms in the south


@Smile_For_Geo she's my best friend.. ): I swear!


I absolutely love the atmosphere at the Weber State basketball games.


Wrestling with @belliekerry last night #priceless


@NancyProctor @PaulMSparrow1 @annacaprarelli Oh crud! I have a conflict with the program. I can join for lunch after, but can\u2019t present! :-(


Getting to miss haft the day to deliver Meals to families in need for Thanksgiving \ud83d\udc97\ud83c\udf42


Didn't get a chance to eat lunch at a normal time so am grabbing a late one and catching up on emails at #Chickfila.


I actually tired this time and want this to work so what did I do wrong


@nora_ayla @StellaRaeKnox I'm right behind you guys in this picture


Chilly weather means its dead at #DairyQueen #Autumn


@RQUINN619 So? Dion Jordan #8?\n\n#BillsMafia


Amazon, you suck. \Fulfilled by Amazon\" item was wrong size, and I had to speak to a supervisor to get the right size at the same price."


Broke out the Christmas socks. Whaaaaatever.


When it's this cold!US Postal service ain't got crap on a Good HVAC tech!!! Lol. #smallbusinessownerjusttryintogetby.#peoplearecold


Caedus nodded. He reached into a tunic pocket as if to withdraw a pack of cards. Instead, he took out a small, expensive


This criminal minds episode is making me sad and sick that there are people like this in the world


@thejbgc \#iRetired\" earned you my favorite."


Finally in Philly drinking Riesling with my best friends @thewaltron @caz5426 @chelsro


CANNOT wait till next Wednesday! \ud83d\ude1c


I would like everyone to stop calling me a slut and a whore I don't like that.


Watch your step.\nThis town will chew you up and spit you out. So pardon me, but you shouldn't be so proud.


@Vanessalynnx you know what, I liked the overused love term better. Marriages are expensive.


How could a big ass hospital be booked thru Labor Day since last week ?!?!?!?!?!? Your a fucking hospital


@AMCTalkingDead what's the timeframe? How long has passes since rick woke up in the hospital?


Damn sometimes I get nostalgia so bad it literally makes me sad hahahah.


Someone always has it worse then you think you do


@tarheelguy50 @bradniswander18 I just did they are tied right now


@Keeganplural @nicolefordd and she backed out of our fight behind the gym


@AFT2FL @LTBMDog  Are you guys out and about tonight??


He was close, tried to domesticate ya. But you're an animal, baby it's in your nature. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


@_harles15_ goooooood. I'm going to stop studying then haha


you dont understand how my class takes drivo hahahaha @beccaa_4


Thoughts and prayers go out to @AdrianPeterson \ud83d\udc9b your son is in a better place now. May angles led him in


@KatieLudmann ate my flower cookie\ud83d\ude12


@RileyWilt idk wut time. It was as soon as i got up bc it was freezing


@kaylzisagiraffe it better, I miss my girl!


chest and back are so soar I can't get out of bed :( #meatheadproblems


@sweethannahrose thank you! I think they know who it is, they just have to find him.


@RichFranklin consider the risk you took leaving teaching, to achieve what you have. Perfect example. Huge risk = you achieving your dream


If I could repay my parents for everything they've done for me and what I know they are gonna do for Brinleigh I would. #oneday


Work, then a lunch date and shopping >>>> #tuesday


I'm eating a jar of peanut butter a week. but it's natural tho so it's okay?


@ChelseyLear no wayyyy who was in the car


Not in the mood for that today .\u270b\ud83d\ude45


Shoutout for 1400th tweet to prom peeps @jebackonthemic @KinkyKelly2015 @bri_bee3


Don't make something more complicated than it already is.


Okay so this isn't something I should have to post..but please take showers, or at least spray yourself with body spray. Thanks.


Has anyone else been told that when you have a ringing in your ear it means someone is talking about you? #RingingGoAway


I could never lay on Sweet Pea without a blanket inbetween us. #sorryimnotsorry #bgs @mothyball @HJPetch


@JosselynTobias good always thinking bout you love


Well since I have to wait a little bit looks like I'll study and take a bubble bath :)


@chelswise yeah yeah yeah I'm amazing I know ;)


No matter how much we \hate\" each other.. At the end of the day, ill always be here for you. Remember that."


You're not supposed to make fun of socialized medicine, at an awards show... But this is country music, and we do... :)


@BeyondLuckyGF come and get me after you read my rant haha


mmmm french toast and hashbrowns for breakfast from BK\ud83d\ude0b


@t_deann it's gonna be like red dawn. we can be the leaders.


@wethington311 funny I am always waiting for that train wreck. But i'll take it.


Ran out of tissues next to my bed #sos #sick


Wait what? It's lefthanders day?? \ud83d\ude31 Happy left handers day to all my fellow left handers. \ud83d\ude06


There will be chipotle involved #prevtweet


I don't care if I was being stubborn, I'm of adult age and if I want to drive 45 minutes to go home at 1am... I will.


One time I got lost in jasper, ran over a bunny, and almost hit a deer. I mean, it was a good night


@KatieNagy2 this calls for a couple beers this weekend


@Claytong3jv1 get the hell out of here with this spam shit


A day full of lifetime movies jus like old times! I can't wait... \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0d


I touched @JackAllTimeLow's toe #gross #awesome


Everyone believes me that I cut my hair. But honestly I could never do that. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@sivadac nope. 2d stuff doesn't phase a card. If your gaming on both then may be an issue.


Someone bring me some Starbucks, please and thank you \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


@Oliverrez  I can't picture the Jets with out him


watching the notebook right after I do my make up.


From my timehop I can conclude that @heyataybay and I consumed a lot of raspberry bombs last summer. #bythepitcher


Well this is going to be harder than I thought but I can do it. #positivethoughts


Watching @WrestleMania 26 makes me glad Matt Striker doesn't do commentary anymore.


Does anyone at SBU have a pair of glasses I can borrow for tonight? Like nerd glasses?


@jordanyeakley i promise, if you were better at the game, you wouldnt have such a sore puss...go practice kid.


I'm really excited that I got to play kickball today


@briannavalidoxO @shannonregan3 so what does that mean ? You can't sharpen your pencil ?


\u260e\rthe next generation is going to look at this emoji and not know what the hell it is


@BVB_BOTDF_ATL BITCH IM SATAN, yeah im going to hell


\There isn't a statute of limitations on being a dick.\""


@RealJaun @codeyb14 I don't need to. I get them to my phone


@L_isforlovely right!? I saw a picture of her the other day. Body envy to the max!


In spite of SCOTUS decision, DOMA or not, it still takes a man and a woman to make a baby.


I always get so much done when I run errands by myself


Can we have 20 of the points that the Broncos scored today against Houston? I mean, they didn't need them to win?


@Mike_Stud you should be preforming at the VMA's homie #uhhhyuuu


@MsNicDelRey that doesn't mean I'm not gonna see you right?


Although I had a bad hair day. Don't care tho


My bed is just way to comfy to leave right now..


@UkeTheWorld I just had raspberry chocolate chip ice cream lol #WheresTheRootBeer


@CommanderCast oh lord your telling me ive already got a buddy on it.


Going to bed with a smile on my face \ud83d\ude0a


@Jon_Mac6241 hahahah I would love to come down just to visit my bro but I got too many bills but it's like 5 degrees here\ud83d\udc4c\u26c4


I have literally been blown away by these last two weeks w/@SEU_Worship Thank you @chasejwagner @drewgard & the whole team for everything!


Hanging out with a 6 year old is a nice change from babies but its so nice.


Doesn't even feel like I've been on winter break for a week already. And I still have 5 weeks. #whattodo


Love watching that smoke roll off your lips. So sexy


Before you go looking for more, be thankful for what you've already got.


Tony. Ill switch you. You take my cousins, I take Katie. \ud83d\udc81


@TerrifyingPics ok state is so nasty #ncaafootball


Each holiday season,  I am reminded how thankful I am for college and grad school, so I never have to spend another day working at the mall!


@BitzyBetsy weird since they had a picture of the 19 year old from the security camera almost immediately last night...wtf


@Jtwhittt94 \ud83d\ude10 Hey, anything is possible for John Mayer


Choosing the most unprofessional attorney of the week will be a chore.


Breathe. it is just a bad day, not a bad life.


\@2015Seniors: I love when I don't understand stuff that I have a quiz or test on the next day. Like can my life get any better?\""


Lol Mr Hills Freshman home room in the building!!! @bascosauce


Some \adults\" act worse than kids do.. #pitiful"


@RachelBrooke99 rawrr! Bitch go strike out one more time! #boom


@OliTemps @SamTalbot2 Maggie didn't remember who you were @Joetekkers,I reminded her you were the bloke who got held back from middle school


@WaddleandSilvy @TWaddle87 how cool would it be to turn over to a Cubs playoff game from a Bears win #jealousfan #Boston


Definitely making a trip up to Michigan here soon with @brotherScott_  !!!!


Idk what's more frustrating to watch, the Michigan offense or the Lions. Both have so much talent, but do just enough wrong


Really I've been playing sims all day. And I'm okay with that.


The only thing I had to eat today was milkshake and half a sandwich \ud83d\ude2f


@sarah_shriver demands shish kabobs for dinner & who do you think buys & cuts all the stuff? \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude11 #comehelp #bitch


the shit i would do to be home right now\ud83d\ude12


Why don't you get down on this biiig johnnnn \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


I'm never tired; gosh darn. But I want to go to sleep so I don't have to sleep in late. #decisions


If I win this Urban Relaxation prize thing, I will be the happiest mother fucker ever.


- I don't beef if you rub me the wrong way I gracefully ignore the hell out of you until you get the point that your not my type of people .


@Brendanviper15 @JOEYGRACEFFA02 @Lanni_Grace25 x3 <3


In other news Bill Clinton is coming to JMU tomorrow\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude47


Range rovers are so sexy \ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b\ud83d\ude1b


Take a knee. Take a knee. Kick a field goal. You will lose if you don't.


LOL at me trying to put up these Christmas lights... I've fallen off the couch twice now.


@notreallybrett @itSARAHaddy hell yea it is


Anyone else bitter at the fact that Miley got slutty?


Tomorrow will be the definition of rough


@captbeaudoin10 ill go in there when your there tomorrow


@penisstagegirl hahaha you two are crazy


Alexander graham bell actually invented the pretzel rod #funfact


I want two things. iOS 7 and I wanna know what I got on my Calc test


@Britanysealexo it's the exact same thing as yours except where yours is green, mines like a salmon peach color \ud83d\ude0a


@carlinjohnson_ I second the motion @_meganharp just made


Gosh dangit I just want Sagebrush chicken fingers


Tired as hell hopefully Levi sleeps tonight!\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


@AMass95 only thing is it cost about 4\n7X more hahaa


Whoopsiesss. \rThought. But. Was. Wrong.\r#MyApologiesTrick


We're always sleeping in but were sleepin for the wrong team


I just remembered when I dropped my money in the toilet and then washed it and hung it up to dry @richlikemad @miicaellaa \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Tracing your tattoos with my cold fingers, your hot skin in that cold room, so welcoming


@RogueAles just ordered an OREgasmic at a bar... And the keg tapped :-( not cool


You get a new boyfriend and I become invisible to you


I don't wanna go to school tomorrow cuz that means i have to see oomf.


Why even act like you want me around?  Because its easy? And you know I won't tell you know.


I don't get why people feel the need to tweet that they just worked out, like telling people makes them feel more accomplished


It's bring your kid to work day. Adorableness explosion is happening all over the office right now.


@BrialleRinger right hahaha I just can't ever get into it, I prefer national lampoons Christmas vacation \ud83d\ude01


Take a breath and let the rest come easy \u2665


Starships by our girl Nicki brings back some memories @Vinny_Crivaro


@AymeeLeeH going to Canada with you in April \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude1b but I think just going out to dinner and having some people over :)


@ImTheHeroBitch I know... but I can at least try...


@JimmithyWeav @OliviaAAutumn I think I'll pass on the stripping...


I love @KinseyEllen so much.\ud83d\ude18


Wind 2.2 mph NE. Barometer 1024.3 mb, Falling. Temperature 32.5 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 70%


Idk why I have a boyfriend when everything I do is wrong wronggg


Guys who wear white sunglasses <<<<<<<<<<<<<


I would appreciate it if @jordan_kushner would tweet more thank you


Tiger fucking woods!!!!! 61 today with a 7 shot lead


@Therealjbrodsky I don't work tomorrow! Saturday and Sunday kiddo


@iansomerhalder @anabbofficial one lucky lady friend is all I can say. If only some of us could be as lucky lol enjoy you both!


I told my dad I'm doing Canada for the multicultural fair and he's so proud #represent \ud83c\udf41


my dad totaled my grandparents car when he was 15. \nwell, that makes me feel a little better about what happened today..


being in Hillsboro is so much better, whenever I'm there I can actually think and have a moment to myself, it's nice to get away from things


I forgot to take my nail polish off #whoops


@Linssen12 quit standin around n do some work. Like my big red truck? Lol


@taytayclark my one friend can do plays viola piano and guitar and she can sing #sojealous of her


I got a perfect score on my science test #woopwoop


Your creepy and I am kinda mad you sad that


the best advice i ever got was that fruits and vegetables cure depression


I wish I had my sun glasses @ToriHernly \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude0ehaha


Today is the 41st all-time meeting between Canisius and Marist. #MAACHoops #Griffs


@ClintonCorber Just stand on top of a ladder during a lightning storm.


Friday and I'm not wearing panties yolo so hard


Friends with the monster that's under my bed get along with the voices inside of my head you're trying to save me, stop holding your breath.


Anyone know where I can get a hamburger at this hour? \u231a Oh wait! I do! W-H-A-T-A-B-U-R-G-E-R!


@karaaaloveee be safe tonight \ud83d\ude48


I figured out how I'm gonna save money. I'm going to freeze my debit card in a block of ice so I can't use it. #ihaveissues judgeme


If the 49ers win it all its because the guy in that bud light commercial.


Just about went head first into the pond  thanks to @ColtonMcCloud1


@shannon_tiara don't talk about yourself that way


There's a sad song on my hip i swear you don't wanna hear it


My puppy just chased his tail for three straight minutes and then bit it so hard he barked. Dumbass.


At least Anderson Silva ended his career in a championship fight...#brokenleg


Best thing today was the all you can eat restaurant


@SpencerUrick you make it sound more joyous than it really is.


everything's such a mess right now \ud83d\ude14


Too bad you won't give into me. \ud83d\ude15


Cannot get over how stinkin cute Michael Wacha is!


I've asked about you and they told me things but my mind didn't change I still feel the same


Just when I want to switch to an I phone droid proves me wrong


I don't kno how many people kids I almost killed on exodus drive!


In a matter of one week every single thing that has been a constant in my life, won't be a constant anymore. Everything is changing.


Going to the gym always puts me in the BEST mood


@CarissaAnn94 I think they are just running out of things to want in the world. There's always SOMETHING. it's really annoying


i think the girl trying to poop was pissed at me for just standing in the bathroom fixing my braid just now. \ud83d\ude0f


@tylerxnovacek If my schedule is anything like it is now I am definitely down.


@ItsGiovannaP what brand of tampons do you like?


@fish_nancy hahaha I figured I should just warn everyone now


It smells like the monkey exhibit at the zoo in this school.


@jedamu The Impression That I Get - Mighty Mighty Bosstones


@roughcopydotcom well make it a point to find me this time and ill do the same. When yall getting to town.


Ely MN Thu Jan 24th AM Forecast: TODAY Light Snow Hi 3 TONIGHT Light Snow Lo -1


And our hands meet like its the first time


Ew what the fuck. I would never be able to live with this guy.


@m_berkkk I'll giddy up on a sexy cowboy that's about it \ud83d\udc0e\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc83


I gotta make like 4000 in 3 weeks. #LetsGrind \ud83d\udcb0


I need new windshield wipers so bad. #cantseeanything


This day couldn't get any worse...... :/


@child_caleb @ANNichols_ haha. Whats college?


My wish for you is that this life becomes all that you want it to Your dreams stay big&you worries stay small. #MyWish #RascalFlatts \u2764


The fact that a new girl code is on then awkward and then another new girl code makes my Tuesday night


@drakebell u rock can't wait until u come back on nick


I hope @greendiamond201 enjoys her new background on her phone and all her new pictures \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18


@YeahhBuddyDC omg did u see the black guy at the exit by motel 6?


@CaitlinRous99 @BermeoGaby I hope so because you know I have to go on a 3 month trip to go get the REAL gold and then make it so ya know\u231a\ufe0f


My hot chocolate burnt all my taste buds off. Great\ud83d\ude11


For everyone that enjoys a taylor ham egg and cheese today- you're welcome


Watching Would You Rather and then The Strangers because horror movies always make me feel better.


\It'll only take half an hour.\" She said an hour ago."


Things get easier when you pretend not to care. You've just gotta do it sometimes. #HonestyHour


I'm pretty sure my dog gets turned on when I hold his tail.


I feel like I retweet DeCarlo at least twice a day hahahah.


I have 102 pages of work papers I have to read through by the end of training week!


Christmas trivia Ben is giving skratch tickets as prizes


Spaghetti and meatballs with homemade bread. It's #whatsfordinner!


Hate to break the news to you buddy but you just got played sooo hard #winning #lol


@TeamLanceK haha nothing like a drink to help with homework! Lol  #Iwish #toomuchhomework


@dave_ghost If someone jokes about rape, they need to kill themselves.


@RobDemovsky anyone but Cobb. Can't risk the injury


@MsChelseaTurner my moms a psycho who wouldn't let me go I'll never forgive her


Ohh and remember picslip at 800 (;\n\n17 more #helpmeout #babyanon


S/O to @nicolefogwell for being the best person ever & giving me a donut this morning. <3 #BitchachosForLife


Retweet if Cher taught you how to believe in life after love


& telling me you love me at 4 in the morning drunk isn't the best way to do it.


Haha got retweeted by @ReeseClarett13 #BuckeyeNation


@anthonydukaj i'm bout to lose all my contacts and shit then, and music. my music isn't on my computer


Sick of being everyone's side line I just want someone to want to be with me and not be ashamed\ud83d\ude14


How the hell is it already 1:30 in the morning, it was just 12! \ud83d\ude33


King of the hill is the weirdest show ever


And by drama I mean plays not bitchy teenage girls arguing.


I'm glad i have my best friend, or i'd be worse than i am right now .


Haha, at least I wasn't talking to me ex the whole time. #Douche #Justin


I knew that it was done yesterday tho when I texted you & you didn't reply


Best of luck this year, seniors. \ud83c\udf89


It makes me so mad when people pull out in front of me! If you don't have two seconds to wait you're in too big of a hurry.


Everyone I'm friends with now, probably didn't even know my name in high-school.


Proverbs 15:1\nA gentle answer deflects anger, but harsh words make tempers flare.


Ashley asked me where she could sleep. I made a bed for her on my floor and the bitch she tries to crawl into my bed. \ud83d\ude45\ud83d\ude45\ud83d\ude45


@nikki_kravitz SHE RUINS EVERYONE'S DAYS EVERY DAY I HATE THAT WOMAN


@sawgger_man1 Why did they pull him out after that charge...


@allieh2ocasa when in doubt, twerk it out. #lastnight


@ErrkaJay @ShamBeinAWinner no! 8am finals in the morning means studying and not drinking tonight!


My dad is blasting titanium... And singing it #aca-awkward


I don't know. I'm just sad. I miss home.


When you think you slept for a whole day after a nap < nearly broke muh dang ankle jumping off my bed #nobueno


The teddy bear @SarahhNikki bought me. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc3b


@D_GOES_HAM that's the main ore workout I've been on the past 3 years and I've had enough lol


@TheWeirdPics @OMGFunniest_  that's beyond creepy !


I love my back being scratched too \ud83d\ude0d


@PRIVATE_Alice it's a really dumb song, YA DID GOOD


It's not how hard you can hit its how hard you can get hit and keep moving forward. That's how winning is done


@chadwack GOD DAMNIT CAN I JUST HAVE YOU ALREADY? YOU'RE SO FUCKING GORGEOUS EMMA.


I might be drunk.. Whose to say really... Chugging beers cause IM A BOY


Finally back in Iowa. Can't wait to sleep in my own bed without Hanna next to me or Pete snoring in bed nearby! #vacationproblems


@SGHSScience Thanks for the information. I have joined DENvice on Facebook. Is there a PLN also? #DENchat


@Dom_Battista ohh looks like we have @PfenningRyan on my side haha


I'd so rather be at school tomorrow than sit in a car for 10 hours \ud83d\ude12


@MileHighAssassn i hope u have some like little kid miss holes


@PMillTheThrill two thumbs up for self control!


@jochristie4 okay good!!!!! Is it in prime consition?!


I always have food on my mind \ud83d\ude15


we'll see how they feel once the apocalypse is underway


@Regan_Makenzie when are you coming back!?


I don't have a best friend and I'm fine with that right now


@FryKendra un I think I'd rather study \ud83d\ude09 how long does it have to be?


Almost died last night. Legit way to bring in the new year.


@raskey32lax learn how to read! ;) there was eyeballs in the last one duhhhhhhh


Teaching @Reed2Anderson how to lap Dance #epic!!


It Definitely does not feel like Christmas eve!


@_kickinghipster Yeah it's cute, you just can't wear your hair curly


I want your hot love and emotion.\ud83c\udfb6


Y'all can thank me, that's my brother #Tramon #BallHawk


I hate feeling so down about myself all the time


@BalegaJackie except Jackie doesn't get to shout them because she didn't even know what that was from! #banned


ark side. We tend to keep ourselves to ourselves, so we can be a little distracting when we show up.\"	0.0	0.0	0.000833333333333	0.999166666667


Can I please get it jumping in hammers sometime next week like old times? I'm BACK! Beware!


@Maggie_Mae98 then you had a real good guess!! :)


I love @monnicapeterson she's so cute\ud83d\ude0d


There is nothing more I hate than cutting an onion


Best two out hitting team in baseball #rolltribe


@BraintreeRink Sean Rizzo know you are using his HS mask as your profile pic? The Decoste brothers will make good skate guards...


No new friends! No new friends! No new friends! No no new! #Drake <3


@bigxie what forms of payment are acceptable for you?


I wish you knew how much you mean to me....


What to do today since I have the day off


@Christ_IV I wish Rodgers would have been put in just for today. He hates Dallas almost as much as you.


I literally put sooooooooo much product in my hair it's terrible


Just walked to the fridge to get a drink but came back with more food instead. #blazedandconfused


What everyone doesn't know is the new Katy Perry song \Roar\" is based on @MrFoodStamp run at the 1995 Sudoku world championship. #turntup"


I can't wait til I move to Bloomington. The suspense is killing me


Let's carry the energy we had all game through the rest of the season #VFL


Well I guess I'll study a bit and go to bed


My night is made, I live in Maryville Tennessee and I actually talked to someone famous hahaha. Life sometimes..


Once again my daily tweet to @wheatus who will never notice mee


@TaylorPodkulski grew didn't go on a web a site lol they kinda just went without knowing but Google


too bad I'm exhausted and not hungry from work.


Now I got your wifey and you back to usin that jergens \ud83d\ude02


@JVanCuren51 @lilschwits23 @wakaflockabsm jake your prolly right lol.


@GenuineSurprise oh yeah. No sense in going back to bed. So I showered and got ready for work.


@BlackGryph0n all these replies about seeing the joke....what am I missing...


gonna try an stop smoking , let's see how well I do this \ud83d\ude33


@princessjules_ a she probably gave up on trying to find where Duke is located...


@ShadowLaneMonta you got a new picture!?


An Allen  County Community College representative will be at EHS during lunch today.


I'm sure that cig you're smoking will make your taco taste better... #PeopleOfAnderson #NoSmokingPlease


@nicolepaige44 what was your senior prank


This line to get out is not the business I just want some beers


I might've actually made plans for my future today woah. @warpedmentally and I are gonna fuck shit up.


What I want for Christmas... @MattyMacMusic would do... \ud83d\ude0f


I should've sent to bed early #dead\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udca4


well I'm pretty tired... soooo I guess this is goodbye...


@_taylorgurley_ because I can't sleep. Let me guess you can't sleep because its hot


Wondering if I can get a retweet from @blakeshelton I mean I talk like this.. I'm from Alabama and My name is Maranda... #mirandacard


How much longer until spring break is here


I really don't know what I am suppose to feel?!


then maria asks how messages get sent and whether or not they fly through the air. i think theyre stoned.


Fuck, what am I supposed to be, impressed? You're just another set of bones to lay to rest


She'll just screw you over, but hey have fun. Don't say I never warned you.


@S_KLund there is a girl behind me in line at the hunger games that looks exactly like you, long lost twin


@lalauren14 @lukeatc you look soo fab send a real pic of you and luke to mom!


More Monday and monday night football #prettygoodnight


Reynolds just gave that pitch the finger.... Seeee yaaaaaa #ROLLTRIBE


The blonde cheerleader for the Bulls \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0d


Today is take your dog to work day. Elliott is really excited to meet the Mexicans


Lord forgive me, It must be somethin that was heaven sent.


Salwa from buckwild is being charged with drug posession and intent to distribute lol


My baby gone be riddin better with the gaskets changed no more leaks (:


@RubiLuvsYew ahah yees all day every day!


@clairewolfe94 come down to G-Town and chill with @12_josie, @Joecastillo7742 and I #cranium


#YouGainPoints if you score a touchdown. #6points


If you don't take chances when they're right in front of you, will you ever later in life? No.


really wanna go to the movies between now and next week. please please pleaseeeeeee


But then we get to go salmon fishing. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udfa3\ud83d\udc1f


.@Fact because they understand how crazy the world is!


Why are you in my room . Im extremely pissed off at you.


I want something else to get me through this...


I'll be half dead at that 5:50 morning practice tomorrow. Titsa will be sassy tomorrow.\ud83d\udc4c


I miss, and I wish I could talk to you ):


Ok #thementalist was replaced by this? Unimpressed.


@AutumChanel101 @bnana801 hahaha no it's not a fancy place


Truth be told it doesn't matter if you are sorry or not\n#truth #sorrynotsorry


Like why is it so difficult to figure out what my football players want for their favors...


FINALLY found the missing wallet. What a waste of energy. \ud83d\ude16


@vistavision @zmcghee When you're lost out there and your all alone, a light is waiting to carry you hooooooooome. Everywhere you look!


@DMBGal41 @poetgirlhernand @yellow41flame @DmbKaren @CristenKassai Hello.. In Chattanooga !


You guys best big little week is about to be the best weekend I've had in a long time.


there is always that one person who understands you better then yourself.


My dad just made fun of the black lady's lips on the voice #CmonDad


If Joe Montana wins this game he has to be in the discussion as one of the greatest QBs of all time. #superbowl23tweet


I'm going to treat my body so good these next few weeks in compensation for the horrible things I have done to it this week


Maybe I'll spend a month in Austin. Grady & I can go sledding everyday but then again @lsslynn and I will prob get yelled at for breathing \ud83d\ude11


@Sallymandr yeah we're in St. Pete's beach!! :) where are you?!


@moarhops adding whey to beer makes it food, right??


@_bethwhite and I being annoying with our long ass conversation. #Dontcare #deal


Can someone bring me a cig I'm vehicles due to the fact that someone took my keys.