Like, you can't just get everything handed to you, you have to work for it.


@ambyrd25 hahah sorry it's just one of those days


@_alishaabaeee should have but I didn't want to bro


@Bean_Bag11 yeah, guess he wanted to one up the first guy.


@JKorngable Just make sure there aren't any elk or horses in the runway and you're good!


Everyone's getting homecoming dates \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Watching cheer worlds on tv at work \ud83d\ude0d #missit


@BorderDaCougah @RuffeHusky I don't know..


So glad I got to facetime @vminkemeyer tonight. Made my day


My mom and dad are both out at the bar and I'm at home packing and cooking food for my brother... What is life


Music is the only thing that can change my mood in just a couple seconds


@hooley_liz @king_sized dude the fuzzies are sticking to my hand \ud83d\ude33


Jared - \primary voice of Holy Spirit is Word of God.\" Ariel (10 yr old)next to me says \"if you want to hear from God, just read the Bible.\""


My computer once beat me in chess, but it was no match for me in kick boxing.


#storybehindmyscar biking accident, all I remember is waking up with a Chinese family surrounding me.


And then, I remember Teen Wolf comes on at 10:00.


Whenever I paint my nails, I always end up ruining them by touching something. \ud83d\udc85 #Why


I could disappear tomorrow & they would remember me by how much of a disruptance I was.


My Imagine Dragons anthem is on.  It always plays on the radio when I'm naughty.


Very few people get my sense of humor, and those who don't, think I'm actually dumb or just being stupid.


@Sergbball_10 oh nvm, I figured it out.. \ud83d\ude04


Buffalo Wild Wings with @BritJaneee tonight!! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude18


Girl you don't know one thing about football #swerve


@JustinZick @aurishay_ we are literally sitting on bench at Dadisman lol


@iDanceFlyy @kay_leigh3 @Tuellzy \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude18


That joke at least deserved a pity laugh...


I want my cat. Or my boyfriend. #comehere


If you don't intend on doing something then don't tell me you will.


How am I supposed to study for finals when there's both a Harry Potter marathon on and college football #notgoingtohappen


@MadiMarieHann @CaleBackward5 anytime. \ud83d\ude0a


just spent 5710 hours trying to open a laffy taffy


@NoPeckerSwecker yeah your welcome Just Remember your too cute to stress and too high to worry about bullshit :)


@bgonteski that was before the fun all ended. Hahaha


@caseyboatwright true, but I think Im the master of psychology haha


@LizKrieg_  I picked them bitches out the ground for realz


Sleeping is going to be interesting tonight. #ouch


@miller_lu_21 i will.....when i get down in the area. Lol


Someone just thought Madeline and I were twins #uhno


@AlyssaLives omg!! Atleast u don't have to climb a bunk bed hahaha


I need a large amount of food in my belly. NOW!


Why is there a red circle when someone just favorites your tweet. I hate this new update.


If you're a guy with no soul, I'm attracted to you


Here, I'll pull you out \ud83c\udfa3\ud83c\udfc3


@triciadoc @moiraoconnor ill leave right now


You can keep your pride and blame me if you need to, even though this freedom feels a lot like treason,I know staying's worse than leaving..


I'm in a good mood too I'm just in the worst pain everywhere and it's horrible \ud83d\ude14


senior division gonna be live this year. It will be interesting


@MarioLopezExtra  man Mario does your wife ever get jealous of your job?


Now what am I supposed to do the rest of my night? \ud83d\ude14


Distance learning is great! When else can you enjoy a beer while listening to a Dr. Schreck lecture and not feel super judged ;)


Could really use that vac right about now..


@_flvacko_ so one month for sneakers and 45 years or more for a car


@theolpigskin @hosstalavista maybe next time.


Who wants to hangout with me because there's no way I'm falling asleep


I'm so comfy like I'm not hot or anything \u263a


@treyhonts32 @bretworley12 shhhhhh no one asked you trey .


No Mrs. Shannon, really, keep giving me tests, I want to fail spanish


When people make fun of me for liking the islanders I just tell them that islanders blow and I go to about 10 bruins game a year


i knew you were a threat from the beginning


If you have to make up a scenario to buying something you probably don't need it


Listening to a more recent Tech song thats actually pretty good


Tomorrow is the first day in a super long time that I have absolutely nothing to do. CANT WAIT.


@ethnweeks @emoles13 @kateriyoakum debatable ;)


@ALalinde7 just something about penis... I can't put a finger on it. I can put a tongue on it though.


One episode of #WalkingDead then I'm going to sleep. It's been a long day.


Abby Marshall was found alone in the Ped Mall last night after an hour of listening to the saw musician play and bumming 10+ cigs #culture


@SeneffJr @JTS3267 are either one of you home?


all sketchy chinese places look the same


I don't even know how to feel right now. #Unbelievable


does anyone have a sunscreen that they love, considering summer coming soon #kbtm10k


This girl is like so proud of herself for failing a drug test lol.


I'm not sleeping in my room tonight if the Pats lose\ud83d\ude33


Laying in dark house in front of a fireplace under blankets in the winter with hot chocolate sounds like heaven\u2764\ufe0f


Accidentally favoriting tweets is always fun.


Not even a week and you already have someone else


@MickiMaynard @freep @detnews it's getting covered for sure but I meant more of the long-term historical and political consequences


What's it gonna take for eko to come out tonight. I haven't seen him in four score years.


Cubs need a bullpen and 2 more bats and watch the fuck out


I guess being a slutty bunny is better then a Slutty cat


open gym today at 4 .. in the weightroom with Coach Rupp at 2:45 unless you are in a help session!!!


@RachaelllP I was just gonna tweet thy... you whore.


@mfakahua_15 @AriInW_nderland wait you don't even watch the third season?! I'm done with you


When in doubt twerk it out. Just kidding I want twerk.


It is supposed to get easier, but in reality, it is getting harder each day. \ud83d\ude16


She's tweeting about how she's going to throw a dagger at your neck. Beat her ass. @Bsmcbee


@Peter12393 @dylanr_bass not this Friday, but next Friday. & it's teacher development day!


@onewomanrevolt yup, that's definitely the problem here :) #thumbsup


Stanley Cup to Chicago in one of the more crazier ways you will ever see a championship won....#NHL


Felt good to get a well earned W \ud83d\udcaa\u26be


Tonight was pretty great! (:  \n#somuchfun


don't say it doesn't matter because it's gonna matter to me


@Nick_Kellz78 @nikelas_angelo nick my cousins brother said your not too yourself \ud83d\ude0f


I have more bible verses embedded into my brain than anyone else who's never read the bible


I'm so so sorry @JCraw4991! #realtalk #pleaseforgiveme


He is a Christian who tries to be the kind of neighbor Christ would be, and the kind of citizen Christ would be. George Hodges


I hate feeling rushed and it's only 11:49...


I swear it seems that if one person has a good weekend, everyone does


That awkward moment when you find your dads doppelganger #freaky


I can't wait for my tye dye vans to get here! \u263a #impatient


What a girl wants is literally on tv everyday.


@ScotchTheDrink hurry up. I'm thirsty. Lets leave.


I don't understand how some guys can completely let their girlfriends control their lives. Do you know how to have fun?


Heck I don't have anyone to impress I don't even cuuuurrrr


@hernandezjenny5 @JadeMalovey @miahware98 @Saucedojessi well next weekend, and we have all summer too!


One hour cram sesh before my psych exam. I can do this.


@SnappYoFingers I feel like that happens a lot


So I was about to go to sleep, but you texted me. So now I'm not going to bed any time soon.


I'm sitting by your grandparents at the girls game @LjA012 hahaha :-)


I got all I need and it's alright with me


@ESZ_BenThomas I will be in the same boat as you in 45 minutes. Not happy about it


@TheRealMirzet Lmaoo yes it does Taco Bell is literally 30 seconds from me !


Chocolate milk, Great Gatsby soundtrack, and Advanced Bio packet. \ud83d\udc4c


Live with a chip on your shoulder and never look back, this life is yours


Most ridiculous day at work ever. Surpasses Black Friday.


I swear people don't think before they talk sometimes


I remember specifically telling people it wasn't gonna be like this but it it and I'm about done


Nobody likes the Yankees. Let's get real here


I wanna have another night with @BaileyNichole96, @jessicacraig14, Blake and Wesley.. Plus @Tee_McCormick22 soon. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a


Successfully avoided drinking tonight, even though the peer pressure was great


@Dane_A1_Helnore @meseberg2 you got blamed but I did it #sneaky


All I want is a boyfriend who is taller than me, older than me, and athletic. I really don't think that is too much to ask for.


She feels like carolina looks like california


Of course I get called in early why does that not surprise me #slavingaway


Why does the VS website let you change the length of yogas but not sweat pants? #pissed


Had a nice time at my dads tonight... #NeedToGoThereMore


@eatshitphilly75 @stoner_alex here's this homo now


Thats your own damn fault. Don't blame anyone else but yourself.


Voorhees, we all know that you would have acted the same way if you won so please stop because all your arguments are invalid p.s #\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf7c


@sammie_12p I know ;)  p's I'm watching you


When my friends come to me for getto advice>>>>> #swag


Having feelings for a person who doesn't feel the same way back is the worst


64 flash cards to do for history , that are due tomorrow . Fml \ud83d\ude32\ud83d\udd2b


#RunnerRunner is the sound I make running to the bathroom after a giant Mexican dinner


@AllenJames_201 hahaa indeed we do! the other weekend was fun, we'll have to replay it but time ten haa! lemme know when you're free!


@blazeoflight yeah. I can't work at a place where I'm miserable. = why Marlee has had 8 jobs in 2 years


Being on babysitting vacation is the best!


@NOTSCCleveland the Browns need to get rid of weeden don't you agree?


@emilyjeang has anyone ever said you resemble sierra boggess?


@skerstetter2 what my beautiful face? \n#bye ;)


@TaylorH1997 hahaha yeah some Jeff dude apparently. Lol but hey idk you but you know my life story. Sounds about right.


Some of the questions some people ask @booker22 are too funny


Awk moment when I get home and just finished crying and my mom automatically says I'm baked & that look like toast ..


@chloe_woodard heck, I don't have a filter, it just kinda comes out. Hahaha


My doctor can straight up go fuck himself


Tonight at church a ladys bulletin caught on fire while we were all signing Silent Night so she threw it on the floor.. I went in panic mode


@MustangVB10 I love Mexican soap operas...


@Zach_Guarino lol nice. Depending on the type of girl you think she is just ask her out. You have nothing to lose!! I have faith


Debating on whether I should or shouldn't go through with this motorcycle thing next month.


@calereining The Canes are shopping the #5 pick. Looking for a top4 D. I know you agree Edler would be a perfect fit for that trade.


Feelin' a little on the rough side today.


@Sydney_Nichole_ get better. I'm sure there'll be some out tomorrow


@Kylee_Pierce_ cheer up I'm sorry \ud83d\ude18 it will be okay\ud83d\ude0c


@troy_taljonick @BelillLiam @poonscout @jimmyrobinson21 @Gaget_98 @_noah_layton oh well


' Its A Same When I Can Only Talk To Him When He High .


@BryanStars tell them Ricky said they're fucking gay tools.


When your mom is in a good mood life is easier.


@_ceemarieee @NJCUMensSoccer Thanks! We will have it to you by around 10 pm, if not sooner...


This game just went to show how it's the best rivalry in the nfl. Smash mouth ball. Nowhere else in the league everything's a shootout now


So I'm just now getting out of bed \ud83d\udc4c


@juliabrooks0 it opened probably 5 months ago?? It's been opening for a good bit now, glad you enjoyed!


@mk_milla Thanks for favoriting everything. You'll forever be my favorite simply because you make me feel better. #GoshILoveYou


Nothing quite like a great workout to relieve a little stress.


@wiizkarlifa yayyyyyy there better be corn dogs tonight


I'm hommeee \ud83d\ude0a time for tanning pools and spending time with my girl.\u2764


@amueta HAHAHAHAHAHA i tweeted this literally cuz i KNEW youd tweet at me!!! hahahaha


will someone take @_BKHavItYourWay & I to Jason \u263a


Man I love this city and can't wait to move \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\ude06\ud83d\ude06


So creeped out. The \10\" guy was in today \ud83d\ude33 @amandalouu82"


Thank you Jesus for getting me to marymount safely #HolyMoly, glad don't stop believing came on too to me be through it #ThanksLord


@TayKsu @QuinlanStein4 crap they don't even have twitter


I'm just gonna wing it tommorow cause I have no idea where the hell  I'm goin


@Ajdeezi for the right price every ticket I have is for sale.


I just looked at photo albums with my mom for a while.... Damnnn was I a good lookin' kid. Wooo


thank god my pup is here to make me feel better


The #Wildboyz is such an educational television program.


@TheRealestMane @ClaudChainz haha thanks bro


Yea I just called an Asian a nigger. What? #


Dancing all day! \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc6f


Solid chill sesh with @Sarah_Tedesco @RickyReins and @Rob_Moll


Wish I could go to umass but I'd only be there for an hour


@ScannelliKryssa @JennaBrooke3 it's up to Jenna!


Can't wait to get the fuck outta here @Enterprise rent a car


#fridaynight...in bed at 8pm...I love this


Ohh tonight should be one hell of a night! Better see everyone out there since everyone is leaving for college in couple weeks!!


watching jackass reminds me of @ChesterBarnabei obsession with it as well as CKY


@CaitlynMulligan no way! That shows back?


That was the gayest thing I've ever seen


Don't make me take this bio test tomorrow #done


I love reading the Word. Miracle after miracle after miracle!


This shoe is gonna fit right up your butt when I kick your ass bro !


I hate when songs abruptly stop . Can you not .


Cannot wait for this surprise \ud83d\ude0d


@kristendoute Why is ariana's hair so greasy? She looks like a nasty, THIRSTY bitch. #TeamKristen


@KimsAmazing you confusin a young nigga, good luck with all your aspirations though


@Brinley_Elzbth Amen \ud83d\ude4f \ud83d\udc43\ud83d\udc31\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\u274c


Who wants to go eat with meh \ud83d\ude18


This is the first day I haven't felt like I'm digging out of an emotional hole in a long time.


I still wanted Michigan to win, but I'm happy for Ohio State right now! #sabinloses


Freezing cold in cm, sick and my mom just left the house #fuck


@kclqn @ashley_simon6 @carleymolisani not kidding....


When people hate it doesn't phase me. If I wasn't on top..why would you be aiming at me anyway? Keep your friends close. Cold world. Lol \u270c\ufe0f


Morgan Freeman has led such a fulfilling life


@KatieDubbb it's so much more than that.. but you're right \ud83d\ude14


Thursdays are always the worst \ud83d\ude29


Danielle is my favorite, she rocked that song


So many good movies on to make up for this shitty Monday. Princess diaries, 13 going on 30 and sisterhood of the traveling pants. \ud83d\ude4f


Nicole if you are reading this.... I'm on the couch.... on my last night here.... find the problem in that sentance.... #itsthewholesentance


If you have an iPhone go download Simpsons tapped out and add me becuse its a quality game and i am obsessed.


My last two days has been all smoking hookah and watching The Walking Dead! Back to work tomorrow :/


\@Rantingproblz: I LOVE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME HEAD, I HATE IT WHEN YOU GIVE ME HEADACHES. #LyricsILikeToScream\" @_tWINning_2"


just housed a corn on the cob in like 10 seconds flat \ud83c\udf3d


Channel 816 sucks tonight....again! @litledylanlee


@AyeIts_HOP I wish I could play at Fitch.\ud83d\ude2d


at least @supjessicaaa closes with me! let's be outta here by 6:30. \ud83d\udc4c


It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life.


And even though you mean so much to me, I can't wait through everything, is this really happening?\ud83c\udfb6


Jamming out.to high school cds on the way home from a playoff win #goodtimes


September 7th... \ud83d\ude0d you're going to be SICK


@jshthmpsn @Ejordo23 Josh you know the drill! Happened to you too!


Dimple piercings are disgusting and attractive in any way


Game 5 is somehow worse then Game 4. Dear God make it end.


I hope you have the time of your life. \ud83d\udc9a


Sometimes I wonder why I'm single. But then I remember some of the things I say and do..and I never have to wonder too long.


@HaydenEubank indeed my brother and lay in magic feilds


@AlexaMattils @tayytownsend @xomeowgrrrl1234 haha you were sitting right behind me and I'm pretty sure you just said it to be funny


Another big asset that could help us out so much.


@HebbyPosts it's uncircumcised tho whoever asked that.


Can't wait to go to school tomorrow with a giant brandade wrapped around my ear


@PresidentBarnas @NathaaanBryan noooo\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02 you did em like that \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude2d


One of the worst decisions I've made was buying a gas-guzzling car \ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb0


@CarlyMagnus1 I've had mine pierced over a year and haven't changed it


Spending $100 on summer school is the most wastefull thing I've done.


And my mom wants to take me out to eat.. #cantwin


@CaitlynBywalski double chem tomorrow #swag


I'm not going to be able to focus on school tomorrow #playoffs \u26bd\ufe0f


@JamieSoles welcome! I'll see you tonight I can finally come!! \ud83d\ude0a


My mom didn't even deny that she just had sex! #wtf! \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude16


@stacyjorgensen Is it hot in here or us it just you?


I don't wanna miss @kels3yjanett but I have a fever & feel like shit. If this doesn't calm down by 3 I might have to stay home. #sickntired


@JefeCrandall you jinxed it with that post on my FB...Thank you!


the best people always go through the toughest things I swear


when the salesman at docs asks you questions about supplements because you know more than him\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


My group chat is broken #1stworldproblems


@laur_velks12 hahah Omg so funny!! But no I don't think so :( we're you out last night?! I thought I saw you!


@connorfpears we have for years ahead of us filled with that, don't worry bud


WELL CONGRATULATIONS I DIDN'T KNOW YOU TWO HAD MADE THINGS SO OFFICIAL. JUST DON'T CALL ME WHEN IT FIZZLES, IN FACT DON'T CALL ME AT ALL.


Can I just talk to a guy and actually have it go somewhere.


Guess wwhat I get to eat plain chicken I'm so Fuckin lucky


Honestly. I'm so lucky I'm in love with my best friend <3 :) #loveHim


Brosesh if anyone wants to cool their heels at @Ethan_Mensch_11's house.


YOU ARE SO ANNOYING SHUT UP I DON'T CARE


At Olive Garden now getting ready to go shopping!


@CuntenUllmer stand in the mirror and hold your butt cheeks and just whisper \you're pretty\" to your self"


@josswhedon @lori_konecki Knitting!!! *goes back to knitting ALL OF THE THINGS!!!*


Nothing, absolutely nothing, smells better than how it smells outside right now. #purebliss


Sad and happy at the same time \ud83d\ude15


camping? i miss camping #rocko #90sareallthat


@hcmurph94 @Chasingth3Light Get of the Holmstrom train.  1 he sucks.  2 hes retiring.  Mike Knuble cityyyyy


#swerve seriously ...&& ohh while yer at it...please make sure you do it in the direction of a brick wall....yeah that'd be great...#kayybye


OMG I give up on today already #WorkSucks #KickingMyArse


Grow the fuck up, your 24 and you have a kid


That would be nice if I had something to do tonight..


@teddy_tubbie well...in the moment I liked all of you..


I hate dry skin. I hate it more when its on my face..


@youcookitright I must have been looking at a different tweet!


My dad and Vince hate every pair of sunglasses I bought this weekend \ud83d\ude11


Shoutout to @shaina_tamminen . Get her to 600! \u263a


Don't just favorite the tweet you're sending me mixed signals here


@simply_brooke_w then it isn't a ban. It's a blessing


My dreams is winning a national championship on college


My night is consisting of the 1999 version of Alice in Wonderland. And I'm okay with that.


Couldn't slow down so we had to crash it


Worst feeling in the world is losing that one person you couldn't go a day without taking to..


The contents of Mom and I bonding is just her threatening to tell me what happens in today's soap operas.


friday night in wayne..and we're doing laundry. @JenniferSladky #livingthelife \u270c


@WiSH_Williams I will come down right now and stomp you


Have enjoyed great acts I've never heard of @lollapalooza & ones I know. But I've been missing out on sick DJ sets find me at Perry's


Continue playing video games.. Or do wat she wants yall to do?


@cnnbrk that it's okay to go and kill ppl and all you get is life in jail.  Which yes is a long time, but after killing all those innocent p


Anyone that's trying to text me my cell been fukin up so if I don't reply within an Hr I probably didn't get it Or I just don't like you


YoungLife #sharptop was an amazing retreat this weekend. Changed me for the better. Ready to go in the right direction #blessed


There's going to bed early, and there's the Internet... #selfcontrol


I still wanna be Blake Lively .. when will my dream come true


Well that guy is playing a plumber. @krysshae


Meeting this girl is the biggest blessing of my life, she makes me want to be a better person. So glad I can call her mine @WebbKelli


I will never understand why people hashtag selfie when there is other people in the picture with them. Lol uhh...


@hollyblowers1 #elementaryschoolconfessions we used to cut up erasers for the hell of it. \ud83d\ude02


Had a wonderful day\ud83d\ude0d #HappyTweet


I'm so glad I don't have to worry about graduation this year.


\She's built like a soccer player no wonder you like her\" no mom stop"


I feel like every house in Carbondale is haunted #notarealplace


I just don't know how to deal with all this pressure anymore


Playing catch and batting tonight really made me realize I really miss softball.


@andrewhoffman0 @YCCF1 @emmakimberly3 @Codyleedrnt @DougWelker_ @jessie_650 i ddint have her twitter


Hi, I'm Brittany Whitmore and I have no morals ! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d


Why do chores if I am never home and I don't use dishes??? I'd really like to know


Do you ever wonder about me... Like I wonder about you?...


today this guy in drivers Ed asked me a question and Im just like I don't know I'm winging it\ud83d\udc81


@fayfredricks hello. Hope your day is good.


Sometimes the hardest thing and the right thing are the same


I really can't explain how I'm not failing her class.


I fuck up everything that I come into contact with I swear I do


@myaperry_ @julian_lavallee ain't no one gonna be home at my place so we could I'dc!


I should get a membership at a gym or something? #gonnahaveto


Getting up at 4:00 o'clock to go Jacksonville in the morning!!!!


Really wishing I could go to the Packer game


I pictured this differently, I cast us in perfect light. I traded eternity for what's been taken away.


My track and field picture is awful. #ugh


@DakotaWademan @nate_marquez @wbrits21 our beer bodies hehe


@gguth183 haha good form! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


So happy this semester is coming to an end \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4c


I'm faithful to my girlfriend. I love my girlfriend. All I want and need is my girlfriend. And there's NOBODY that can change that.


screw it, I'm playing ball today, I'll quit when I can't take the pain anymore


Gus Johnson's uber excitement is a little mismatched for soccer announcing.


When you miss someone this much. You no it's real.


@TorreySmithWR making the Champ consider early retirement


Nothing beats peanut butter and chocolate icecream.


Oh lord. I just heard a loud bang upstairs so I grabbed my dog and my phone and I was creeping up the stairs and a frame fell off the wall..


I've got a whole 3 bedroom condo all to myself for the next two day\ud83d\udc81


@The_Analyst agreed . You work hard so those on your team should be do so.


@Indylab skate video on my twitter...must be meant for you


@E_Rabbit5 and I finally have a song! WURD. #pabstblueribbononice


#amcfearfest for the rest of the night? Might as well \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc80\ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83\ud83c\udfa5


@RainierJaguar I am for this and doing this instead of destroying stuff.


You know it's gonna be a great day when you back into the garage door \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4f


My friends stayed up till 530, unlocked 2 characters on brawl for me while I was passed out on a floor somewhere, AND THEY CLEANED. #props


@ChristianDavon I look so different I scare myself in the mirror lmao


@Fcka_FlueyNigga actually I bet you do run a 4.5 haah


Wow. It sucks that I can't give my friends any life examples for relationship problems considering I had such a shitty first experience.


really dad bc I didn't know screwing me over for 2 weeks really will make things better.


Someone just threw something out in a trash can & now the paper inside of it is moving. What did you throw out & why is it moving in there?


@alisonkentgen he's a shitty actor. I know things.


22- aw we had a somewhat Starbucks date the other day. Besides the fact we walked so far \ud83d\ude09 anyways love ya


@BSHUenrolled I prefer to salt my babies after I skin them.


I think about you every single day..\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Damn I just got called boring for being in my bed at 2am \ud83d\ude14


@TerryLynnArnold @teamoncology - truly an amazing testament.


I'm looking at all the Jonas brothers songs on YouTube HA


I forgot Chase Winovich plays for Thomas Jefferson! That's so sick. I need to go to this game Friday.


@MeghanMcCain1 I'll bet @liberaloneverysocialissuebutsomehowSTILLarepublican is available


Camby is gonna be my main dude next year and gick #thatsall


Bedtime. Very bedtime '.... Finale. I will watch you later today.


@nicole_sziraki you're mom is so cute. Hahahah she cracks me up.


It just dawned on me that the one freshman I actually like is moving to Dixon.


@baseball35888 what happened to all your swag Alex?


I've not been here for two hours & work sent me on break with five hours left -_-


earlier I was dancing in the car & this guy was watching me so I did the peace sign with a straight face & he did it back\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@meggiebaybie im sorry for beating you mercilessly today..


Finally putting away everything Christmas.


Really not feeling gender bender day tomorrow


@PaulJolleyMusic You were GREAT Paul! The good news is, you're only going to get better!


$28.99 Tuna, $11 glass of wine.  Told the waitress I'm from California and I'm related to Bruce Willis.  She actually believes me.


And yes, I just 'subtweeted' about you. Get over it.


@williamorwill @bradsahm since when do you have a bus stop Bill Baskin?


\I'm like getting a travel boner, I'm so excited\" @adamdale5"


My left nostril is like Mac's pooper............plugged the fuck up


Like I'm really sitting outside waiting for a ride right now...


I've never been someone's wcw but I could care less \ud83d\ude02\u270b


@JimMillerUSAC @Coleary00 looks like it is below Soldier Hollow?


I was so excited for winter break, wanna know what I've done a week in a half in? Absolutely nothing but be bored \ud83d\ude29


I miss my best friend. I'd move to Tennessee right now if I could.


Legend has it that there is a life outside the internet.


Does it bother anyone else\nThat someone else has your name?


Today I learned the true definition of pain.


Literally can't wait till Saturday with my baby. \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ud83d\ude18


I can't figure out the heater in my hotel room do I'm laying in bed in my winter coat \ud83d\ude33\u2744


@alexbobby2010 I'm not even being me sooo..


Great. New #MacPro on the assembly line. But where's my #fcpx (10.1) at?


I'm just sayin I would sexually do damage to #oomf


I had to wait an extra 3 minutes for my food to cook because I forgot to put it in the microwave the first time.. #awkward


All I ever wanted was to be what you needed\nCause something so strong, it could never be wrong\nAll I can promise, is to say what I'm feeling


I wonder sometimes, do people actually try to be duchebags or does it just come naturally?


@EvonV I know..the girl can't even sing!


And I think to myself, what a wonderful world.


@Turner__Garrett we're planning this out..its happening !


#ARelationshipLastsLongerWhen youre willing to commit to one person


This is so funny and goes to show how dumb  everyone in this school really is


@brobinson03 did you miss me?\ud83d\ude0f


While watching Vikings game I swear I heard the fans yelling Put In Tommy! Put In Tommy! Did anybody else hear that?


I would love to wake up every morning with my bed facing the ocean and in a mansion #oneday


No friendship should ruin a relationship and no relationship should ruin a friendship #Solid


@ashley_pedrick love you too \ud83d\ude18


I wish I could get takeout French toast and home fries somewhere


Or you could also call it Walter White mind fucking games


\Would it be weird if I asked you for your number?\"\nNo, but you just made it weird by saying it like that."


@erickaaa45 remember that one time you ordered pizza and asked for \sexy on a crust\" and I showed up at your door"


@jayanne_love I'm always here to listen and of course I don't think you're crazy... I'm crazy enough for the both of us  :P


@bryce_maschino it's Laurens......didn't want us to excel when we were in high school sure as hell doesn't when we are out


It was nice finally meeting you at the pool this summer! It's too bad I'm not old enough to swim during safety break \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02


@EziiSaenz \ud83d\ude10 I think it would of looked fine


Damn it you're just too sexy for me\ud83d\ude36


@SirGuido1 @LemonNerdBoy Ha! @sadk9d & I are at Granite City Brewery right next door. Wish we could have joined you in the board games


my mom is stealing all of my cheese puffs!!!!! #stopbullying


@StrangelyDazed_ It's definitely not healthy but we've learned to mass produce for huge profit.


Blessing Germantown with my presence then I'm out \u270c\u270c\u270c\u270c #notmyneckofthewoods


My boyfriend always used to stay up late with me.. Now he falls asleep before me \ud83d\ude22 I hate being lonely at night.


I really miss my best friends from RWU. I have been doing too much reminiscing lately. I think it's time for a road trip.


This was actually an amazing opening freshman orientation


@BPontheTrack FUCKING TRUE STORY!! I was at a church and they were trying that on me.  I feel pressure... Open my eyes. 4-5 ppl fanning me..


Maybeeee I'll get drunk again; to feel a little loooooove


thank you for your consideration \ud83d\udc4f


I hate when I'm moody, but I can't help it.


@ComaWhiteXo lol I'm not lying, Manson don't have eyebrows u know


You've been the only thing thats, in all I've done


@CFCA  this guy was at our school just 2 weeks ago


Off to MOA today with a great group of people! Excited (:


I have carpenter hands... Seriously though what is this


I mastered cups!! #hellyeah #pitchperfect


I've been living off of organic pb&j bars and Danimals for the past week, I need real food soon.


I love @_madisonbishop for being the strongest person I know


Jack Reacher is seriously one of the greatest movies\ud83d\ude4c


@PerDue32 Me toooo. We would be hanging out :((


Just gonna wing it with this test tomorrow #overit


Got so many compliments on my hair today, then my mom comes in today and says \I don't think I like your hair, it's too dark\" thanks ma \ud83d\ude18"


@C_Southerland7 Then talk to @B__A__R__O__N about that! \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18


Woah last night was a good time!! #Texas


\God is delighted in the bending down of broken sinners to drink at the fountain of grace.\""


OOOOHHHH AND EVAN PETERS IS IN IT WOOHOO


Why am I listening to Evanescence\ud83d\ude01


GOOD LUCK TO ALL THE ATHLETES AT A TOURNAMENT THIS WEEKEND!


Can't stay awake at work \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


Can't do anything tonight. Teen wolf is on.


someone make my day better. so hangout with me.


My mom raised me not to be jealous ;) I only laugh at people like you #truth


Gymflow? Nah, I've got that broccoli bloat flow going on. #fittieprobs


For everyone black shopping, American Eagle is opening at 8 tonight! Everything is half off (best deal you'll ever get) #ComeSeeMe


@madisonlivelyyy @HalleHarvey I'm SO pissed :(


@shanntann I put it in there don't question it.


@AnthonyKraska don't forget we have pregame drinking to do before the beer tent!


Hey to anyone who cares to give it a chance my new band should have a update video thing up soon.


I'm trying my hardest to not get attached.


Helping my dad and the guys build the pond now I'm covered in mud #usedtoit #fun


@JRErmer I'm staying at Joel's sorry bro


I feel like this needs to be a Friday night. I don't wanna go to clinicals tomorrow being all ratchet.


@brittwoodring I deleted snap chat \ud83d\ude14


@Beasley_X don't ever in your life lol but the same place! Were you been is the real question? \u263a


Waking up to a good morning text from your boyfriend >>>>> <3


Oh my gosh your life is so annoying even at night! Go to sleep! #sorrynotsorry


@TB7era Sargent bluff or glenwood has nothin against Lemars


BY FAR THE MOST EMBARRRASSING FALL EVER OMG


Sorry I've seen too much racism and misogyny in the last twenty-four hours.


Brittany grinner has a deeper voice than me #bitch


There's too many peanut butter cups in my moose tracks ice cream. #SaidNoOneEver


@_JEN_J better not be... \ud83d\ude1d\ud83d\ude02


Laura is reading me a princess book. This is why we're friends. \ud83d\ude46


@kayla_seiler @aleahlynn oh then she is missing out


@AnthonyPettenon truer words have never been said


So I bought a 32 inch tv to get rid of my 22 and nba 2k14 deer gawd at these graphics


@imabossthoo ohhhhhh ok:p u can have my sister(:


About 1 month until round 2 bro ! And about 6 months until our vacation begins ! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0e @carolinaman15


@SturgillKaylee next time try to stay awake during the movie \ud83d\ude1c


Oh my god \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d talk about perfect


math tutoring and spending hours on problems and practicing make this math much more understandable \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d #grindthrough


I've actually played golf with @Graeme_McDowell before. Incredible driver of the ball. Super nice guy.


Reload. This is free love bitch. Take it!!!  @mandamoo17 @LaurenKDuffy @meaghan_leahy


@ashleyahrens21 vampire diaries all weekend


@Arianna8927 \nThis will be true if republicans ever regain control of the White House.


@TWehri @constanceletso I'm coming Down to visit you girls tonight!


Coca-Cola Small World Machines - Bringing India & Pakistan Together ht Bell where Jessie gets addicted to caffeine pills


@Maurisa_34 no its not GTFOH!! t\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\udc49\ud83d\udc4a you don't know shit!!


Welcome to the Hotel California, such a lovely place, such a lovely face.


@ZainaMahmoud Texas. Some dude shot three people 'cause of bad grades it says.


@briannahamatyy that was an unexpected tweet... How's township without your favorite cousin


@JesusNeedsNewPR can he confess to that Chris Gaines album?


Still thinking about last night! \ud83d\udc4c #ohmy


Someone. Kill me. Now. \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude35\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udd2b


Got Izzo's autograph last night\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


I wanna go on another Applebee's date with Adam, Matt, Zacoda, Kailee, Sara and myself again. That's was nice.


@DylanThomasMOTF they might be gone by the time you come back home!!!


What the FUCK is that drumming sound outside of my house..?


I've suffered with anxiety & anorexia. Why anxiety? Because of things like this, thank you I hope everyone is god damn happy.


@tiffanyejones lol I can! I need help on my outfit too


@t_bonehostetter I feel the need to do that too sometimes.


@mattdecovich \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d bring them back!


Just got judged by my brood of 9 year olds because I had to move a case of beer to fit them into my car. Oops.


Sometimes you just have to sit back and remember how blessed you really are... everything is going to work out for Gods glory. #blessed #PTL


WHY DOES ABC FAMILY PLAY CHRISTMAS VACATION EVERYNIGHT, ALL I WANT IS NESTER THE LONG-EARRED CHRISTMAS DONKEY #stopitrightnow


@k13itt Not for everyone. Very dialogue heavy, & the 1st season is slow. Definitely better in the 2nd season, & I like the 60's style out it


If fairy tales did exist, I'd still be holding you like this \ud83c\udfb6


Die my hair dark... Or keep it red? The struggle.


@LAntignano \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48 oh my goodness


I'm doin good! Two days no meat. \ud83d\ude03


Just got conned by a Boy Scout troop. I wanna go home


Too much worrying. #ineedtostop #carefree


I think I'm scarred for life after seeing that.... #EWWWW


@JanWixson @Big_DoubleB you'll probs eat them again


This perfume my mom has makes me feel sick, it's tooo strong. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37


He always knows how to put a smile on my face. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0d


As bad as this day has been. My friends always crack me up!


@kali_laganiere yahhh I know just so fucking sick of all this shit. It's really getting to me done with fake friends and leavitt.


There is nothing more heavenly than a chai tea latte after a night of drinking


The best show on television ever...period!


Angel is having the worst luck today \ud83d\ude02


The wind chill today is in the teens #gonnafreeze \ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf40


Did this mother fucker really just yell \Humpday?\""


#ImNiceUntil you cross the line and I'm not nice no more.


Having someone talk me through all my issues is exhausting in all aspects. Deciding retail therapy, a nap, or wine to lift my spirits.


Taylor swift I love you but I hate that you sing my life


about to see pacific rim at the imax & I'm right behind @therealcliffyb. the day has gotten that much better.


Currently yelling at the tv! Clay Matthews \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9b\ud83c\udfc8


\ud83d\ude4a Are you finally going to wax my eyebrows?


\You are possibly the grossest human being I have ever seen\" \"You're no panty dropper your self\" #pitchperfect"


@coltford haha love you 2. See you next Friday


@DJager_meister I'm very sensitive when it comes to phone calls.


That moment when you don't realize someone's texting you lyrics till 3 days later when you hear it on the radio. #Oh #ThisIsAwkward \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


That bag of sriracha chips is the first bag of potato chips I have ever bought in my 19 years of living


It amazes me why some people care so much about what people wear in public #getoverit #notyourlife


@MissKhloeO @BretBaier I did not hear it that way at all...thank you for the information


I feel like twitter really fucks people over big time


If you want something so bad, why are you doing nothing to get it?


It felt good to go on a run this morning! I am determined to get fit! Tired of feeling trapped!


@literacydocent @libraryreeder We'll hold you to that!


I just read what could have possibly been one of the dumbest things ever tweeted. #jesus


what am i supposed to say in my 'big sister' note to khandice shes 9 and like 200x better than me\ud83d\ude1e


@oliviakrajcik I feel like a cookie would represent that really well


If our love's insanity, why are you my clarity


I love these tweets that are about the same exact thing from two different people


my stepdad applied me to Marine Science Magnet High School. I don't even wanna go there anymore \ud83d\ude12


@ToriPeak don't even.... \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude12


Probably got two hours of sleep last night \ud83d\udc4c


@jsnev11 no that's bullshit. Cuz you used to say shit behind Chris Wilson's back all the fucking time. Hateful things so I suggest stfu


My sister just sent me a picture of her poop...fucking gross


This is the latest I've been up on a school night all semester. On that note, goodnight. \ud83d\ude2e\ud83d\ude34


@smoen101 1bro and a bunch of older guys


About to fail this political science quiz..... #isuck #oops \ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\ude4a


@RossTuckerNFL excited to watch Tavon Austin tonight


I currently have a captain America phone case.


@cm_betz hehe  ... let me know what ya find out


@ashleyminnig @dakota_fulmer @macsap22 that chick is jealoussss \ud83d\ude33


I said \F you\" to skook today and skipped my first management class this semester to sleep. #goodchoice #feelsgood"


Talons response to the crowning, \Wow, that is a big giant flower arrangement.\"  Now on to supercross.  :)"


I've had so many rude customers today \ud83d\ude21 can't wait until I can return the favor one day #unhealthyoldpeople


I sit around and watch the tube, but nothing's on. Change the channels for an hour or two.


If I could sleep in till about 9 every day and then go to school I'd honestly be okay with that.


If the rest of my beer is skunked by the time I get home tonight, ill be an upset little girl \ud83d\ude15


Oh how I've missed the taste of red bull \ud83d\ude0d


Fuck it, it's date night with @mkhoagie \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


@vivalajamiee he forced me to watch it haha and a movie called \a Serbian film\" it's brutal. way worse than hc2"


Uglier than the ugly that you THINK you are


@christinacasini she's adding to my stress pile


My mom could go on family feud and win the $20,000 twice.


My 7 year old nephew is a freaking monster.. He has my dad mad and that's not an easy thing to do \ud83d\ude02


@AndiHutchings_  clearly today just wasnt my day \ud83d\ude02


These next 2 weekends are gonna be amazing.


I wonder if I'm ever on your mind the way you are on mine


@JRedmanC @gdecon @Smithwicks440 @MDC2216 can you imagine how many people would actually be dead in a fight like that.  Everyone bottled.


@Nialls_Beotch what's a manip omfg I'm so fucking dumb


you pick her, I get it. why would anyone want me anyways.


But I don't know when I'm gonna see oomf so I can't give it to him


@TNADixie @WWE the whole bosses versus wrestlers is stupid on both ends new directions this pg crap is terrible too


@the_WeenBean will there be a REAL Bull in its place?


God is great beer is good & people are crazy


I miss my bffs @MikeyIsAllNow @louieIsAllNow @OkanIsAllNow @tomtomsays and @JordanIsAllNow ! #itsbeentolong #myboys


I know when something is wrong, so just tell me.


Were all stories in the end, so try to make it a good one.


It's the fact that I can get an ounce of mids for 20 but I just really don't want mids... \ud83d\ude12


@katiecouric @ABC2020 @DianeSawyer Knox thought of swallowing bleach...OMG! Crazy...


Never will understand those people that treat their animals like humans #wtf


Such an incredible night. It's so humbling to share words I believe in. God is good.


I'm pretty sure I hate Saturday shifts more than anything


The @lyft drivers are always busy lately :(


@KristanConley hahaha! Totally accidental!


Why is it so hard to find someone to relate to but so easy to conflict with a person over something small


Thank god I will see my Pullman friends tomorrow, been too long


I love having someone over protective. It shows me they care


@Mack_Shepp I have to see you before I leave \ud83d\ude18


I would be the one to kill a bunch of kittens


If you look anything like Taylor Swift and/or Emma Stone,I will be putty in your hands.\n#confession


Hate driving with my mom. \ud83d\ude14 help me


If you ain't in my life anymore, there's obviously a fucking reason. Bye.\u270c


@MaloryHarwell I might know him. A Trench Coat Guy lived on a floor below me last year in Kerr.


@kaylee_hood I'm not sure but I've talked to the guy and you can talk him down to a low price!


@CassidyJrdn john wall needs a domino of singles, a strip club, & a fancy lady on his arm asap.


Value of a dollar. Either you learn it or you just won't ever get it.


Hahaha it snowed in Ohio. Boyyyy I don't miss that


I work a fulltime job. Gotta decent car. And an all around good guy. Yet I'm single. \ud83d\ude14 smh


You're father says I'm not good enough and you're mother says it's just a phase...


@THE_BOONDOCKS @__kp89 New Boondocks! \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude2c


Just saw the maintenance man at the park throw away a dead baby duck \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@DrGreenbushMD @TristonPeterso1 @theDodom13 Jordan's to soft #fagfornotwearingnippletassled


@MrJeffJ @kanyewest I'm not aqua man, I'm a recovering gay fish.


I have a boys name and I'm not mad about it.


Only thing i'm looking forward to tmrrw is going swimming in sam's pool after school


tonight is going to be SO fun\ud83d\ude09


@om_dave23 dude, that 4x400 kick? Legendary.


What's not wrong would be a better question.


I didn't know people still post status's on Facebook about every little thing.


@john5guitarist @RobZombie      rock fuckin on


#threewordstoliveby Religion. Family. Friends.


Could not be an more ready to move then what I am


Looks like I'm gettin hammered alone... See ya guys tomorrow \u270c


@Skye_Crenshaw @R2_8219_Ryan older. There are ways of knowing if a guy is different Skye


I would give up my ability to walk on Saturday at 3am to see the daddy take one more stride


@Kaitlin13195 when are you picking me up tomorrow ? \ud83d\udc81


@JennaPasciucco @jcarroll_4 I would kick you out


Hey everyone I'm really tired so I'm making fun of my best friends


That's how we rock that's how we roll as long as there's country on the radio.


Who are you trying to fool here? Because it isn't working.... #lameass #stfu


@Devin_Rojas and anyone who uses metaknight's a pussy anyway hahaha


I'm going to school looking like shit.. hell yeah. #idgaf


If you don't like country music, lifted trucks or beer, I probably don't like you.


Russia-Sweden is shaping up to be a good game now that Russia is putting pucks on net. #2013WJC


If you're tweeting #TweetLike_____ I actually lost a lot of respect for you. Grow up and learn to be nice please.


Don't think about it, even know you should


@_Haley_Danielle Good that means when I get there, I won't have to do anything! But it will pick up at like 11 when people leave church.


All I hear while walking the rough the hall \there is a fucking cow in the parking lot\" #hudsieprobs"


@SCRAMBLERinCHI @HotDougs Coming down from Madison isn't even that impressive. He'll ask me what the hell took so long. :)


Have yet to find anybody with the same exact music taste as mine #onthehunt


@toohighforwords they do. I burn with them occasionally


@SavvyBabii @bobbebrooks @tamoactivonet @moochomoola @dralicechan @jsalazar40 @angiemc6 @mannixconsult #F0LL0WFRIDAY


I wonder if Stevie's still a pickle? \ud83d\ude02


@blanton_chase pshttt I'm just more popular \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81


I'm sick of seeing your face \ud83d\ude21


@ducidni and @fucktyler together is going to be insane. #CudLifeTour2013


@Enor13 let's be honest you rode the donkey


@bryceclifft Mary might visit your dreams tonight.. And if she's in mine, I don't care to just stay awake.


First session of college fall ball is officially over\ud83d\udc4c


Whenever Madison walks around in my shoes its so cute.


It's really awesome that you try and make me feel like an idiot. #youreanass #nuffsaid


@t_lasik22 that's why I always sing baby to you ;) haha I know he's your favorite \u2764\ufe0f


@nroark417 NO DOUBT BRO ILL HOLLER AT U BEFORE THE GAME


@Dat_Dude_JD16 @D_Hedge10 Friday night* I don't have your lunch :(


That moment when people are talking in the car then all of a sudden they get super quiet.


Guys Emily is my soul mate! @emily_hollie


I GOT TO SEE MY BOY @Peteschlegel5 TONIGHT!!!!


A fitting, touching memorial for true Patriots. These senseless tragedies should not happen in a nation of the free. #NavyYardShooting


@lifeasdaniNH @austinmahone* and ive been a mahomie for three years. lol


@LexieBell95 well that's random. How do they know me? Lol


Putting air in my tires and filling the washer fluid makes me feel so tough


Oh shit. \ud83d\ude33.  You just got shit on.


@cjram4 I am just so tired of looking at snow. The first day was okay but I am sick of it no.


Good to hang w/ the old friend @K1NGxWZRD today. #Reunited #Batsqaud


@Sierra_Parks13 its fine! thanks so much \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0a


I now have two greys anatomy episodes to watch


I'm more upset about this then what I thought. #SoSensitive #ExpectingTheWorst


Goals without a plan are nothing but wishes.


Allison said you need tickets tonight. I have 2 seats for tonight. Give me your e-mail and I will send them.


@Jordan_Hoehler7 @cpelli @ryancrook @KevinGKent yep so we will be good and y'all will be good.. louisville vs kentucky national tile game


Gotta get this hw done before Mr.dean slits my throat


I wanna cry. #AndersonSilva \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2d


Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 29.98 in, Steady. Temperature 61.5 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 46%


@LisaAnneGA @NatClaire190 @YouTube awe thanks! I finally got Sony Vegas pro 12 so I'm not making anymore till I figure out how to use it lol


Another stellar meal at @JeffRubys. No better way to end 2012. With @ssollmann @jessicatweeters @TheRealJeffRuby


I may have lost my mind. Left it in Duluth Apparently. \ud83d\ude25


People with curly hair act like their the only in the world that has curly hair.


THE POLICE CAME FOR ME \ud83d\ude30 I SWEAR I'VE BEEN GOOD.


The Defense is playing too well right now. I can feel a slip up coming sometime soon.


Last night was in the top 10 funnest nights of my life


I'm not superstitious, but I'm a little superstitious.


The Conjuring wasn't even scary... #ImAProWithScaryMovies


Do we have legitimate grounds to impeach Obama yet? Oh wait, that would mean Biden would take his place. No wonder Obama chose him as VP!


I'm gonna miss my pup so much \ud83d\ude25 #RIPMax


I just had to delete a shit ton of pictures just to get iOS 7.


I'm urged to make a facebook again but I have no idea why.


I feel like we aren't even friends any more.... \ud83d\ude15


@paigemerry44 @CaseyRiemerr I know. 6 months not playing soccer makes me wanna cry plus not playing with y'all! \ud83d\ude2d


@taybullock and you looked like a chink!


@i_kouk idk if I could pull that one off\ud83d\ude01 lollll


My @Bonnaroo ticket has been purchased see you guys there #roadtoroo


people are already pissed about yeezus lyrics-__-


@jboss14 your dumb @Foreman05 told me what you said


Janice and I are killing this bottle of wine and discussing football could today be better right now\ud83c\udf77\ud83c\udfc8


Receiving a grad card that makes you cry>>> #thebest


Oh well. Back to bed. \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udc4d


So u got jokes??? I got more knowledge in this head then he would ever know #youngneo


Don't be a slut if you can't handle the truth ! \ud83d\udc4c


@AlwaysCoughing naaaasty let's go get some bubble gum from toys r us haha


Come watch #teamtomuch take on the 3v3 bball tourney


I love GOTYE okay. Fuck all of you posers.


@MollySherman hahahahah only you dude, i buckled mine into the seatbelt this morning


Checking out Almost Human tonight at 8 and then it's WALKING DEAD TIME at 9 HELL YES


@AsianZing007 I see you have copied Nolan. Please see my at my desk.


Can't wait for the road trip with Gabby Friday \ud83d\ude0f


One must confess sins before committing \ud83d\udc8b


Please tell me this isn't the flu...\ud83d\ude37


Cheer is my favorite 'Activity' to spectate


@MGumby_ @TSimms59 hahaha already ahead of me


2 and a half hours later and here I am outside my building for a fire drill. NOOOOOOOOOO.


@MarissaLeighC I need to know what this is about dear. :)


@EvaHalterman Well obviously I trust you haha, but you're one of the very few


@dan_raicevich @JakeStopin just being honest


Waiting for someone who is always late is enough to drive even the most laid back person insane.


#oldies Lee's listening to early Rolling Stones & Kinks tonight. Content.


#thatmomentwhen You realize that Danny Tanner (Bob Saget) wore a snapback before it was cool


Nothing better to clear your mind then driving with no one on the road at 1am #peaceful


@_ChrisCavanaugh so we feel the same way?


Going from having an acrylic tongue ring back to titanium is so weird...


The best deals don't beg for attention hence the reason I dnt


@XporpoiseX I hate when shit like that happens. it's so awkward.


Second Workout of the day @_PRESSmeTxo #dedicated


ugh i need to quit cigarettes. killing yourself is expensive lmao


@liebehillary Hillary. I never go out. Lol this was a big reminder why!!


@neonsnowcone wild almost pulled out the upset, this is going to be a tough series #calledit


I just did 20 minutes of yoga and it felt like less than 10 minutes!! Love yoga. Lol


real confused as to why we even have school this week


The first thing I notice on someone is their eyes and smile


met you the other night, but why are you friends with bailey? she's not cool.. #af


Who else in their right mind drives an hour away for syrup? No one. @j_babeee


This is going to be the best summer ever... It's just going to be missing a couple things


@WadeaMohr ooooo that's a bad one to get sucked into


If your own mind doesn't fascinate you, you're living life wrong.


@BLangley401 willy might be called up by friday and if not snyder will play ... win win situation


Nike Roshe runs are my next pick-up fasho


@TheMrWood25 I feel shitty... Lol April fools


\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d can't seem to cheer up


Making my own thanksgiving dinner lol kielbasa, mixed vegetables, and chicken flavored rice! #family @Action_Jacksun


Aaand now I don't care anymore. I'm done with people in general.


People care way to much about what other people think


Snap chatting my friends while on hold listening to horrible violin music.. #strangesnaps


Last night was seriously so fun \ud83d\ude0a


Considering I've been up for over 2 hrs I should probably do something productive


@blondebossladyy you didn't like my tiger tweet?! \ud83d\ude16


I would just like to say that I am skipping my 11 o'clock class because Music in the Humanities is the dumbest class that EWU has to offer.


There's only one more episode of duck dynasty after this one. :( then what am I gonna do with my life!


I'm pretty should it takes 3 guys to take lebron down


Can't forget #sublimewithRome either. Fucking love those guys


HOME!!! IT WAS A.M.A.Z.I.N.G!!!!! That's ALL I have to say!!! @foblover5337


Drinking all my problems out with my boo. <3


Please just grow up and LEAVE ME AND MY LIFE ALONE. Go find yourself a life. Please and thank you. Simple as that!! \ud83d\udc4c


I have the weakest immune system, ever known.


Now I have to make him dinner while he showers. I'm gonna be a good wife someday. \ud83d\ude0a


@00emilyyy00 is literally perfection, I love her so much\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


@GiannaCornell cool I miss u make me dinner


@haileyxoxo_ @bvinnyy brookie is the magic puffer! lolol


@blakeshelton your dancing reminds me of my own. Please never change.


@Sheetz has me conditioned so well that I smell food when I pass their trucks on the highway.


@celine_lantz awh Celine I'll miss ya too


3 out of 4 voices in my head say take a nap... The other wants to know if penguins have knees.


I'm not gonna be a fun person to be around for the next month or so


@savvyg23 I'm definitely going to try and get it this summer so I can have it for when I move to Knox! I want to work at a fancy saloon lol


Chad let a guy pull out in front of him and he looked so happy and waved 50 times. So now I'm crying a tad. #ChristmasCheerKids @ChadRobOU


@_LeahRenee thanks LEEE. Can't think of a name for you... #embarrasing \ud83d\ude01


It seriously feels so good to be back by my Royals' sides \ud83d\ude0a\n\n  Reign #newtvdrama #PeoplesChoice


Nothing is better than ice cream and a nap after a long day of clinical \ud83d\udc4c


The things I would do for a s'mores blizzard right now #gimme


@AliBrewster @GHohl93 @bay9bs @asabs08 @schneidnasty6 @duncnasty25 haha of course !


being at the gym makes me realize how out of shape I really am \ud83d\ude14


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you'll smoke a blunt with me


It's literally telling me how to deal with stress. Like wtf no


I know why @SheLovesSanta is mad right now


@valeriekay_5 lolol I'm sorry \ud83d\ude02


@ajnewman16 @connorb53 block creek the tigers dude was wearing his alcs ring


Spain was great but I really can't wait to go home and sleep in my own bed


Falling asleep to the sound of the ocean hitting the beach. Perffffff. \ud83d\ude0d


Not many people at all know my other side.


Catching the Red Wings, Red vs. White game. Only time the Wings will play and I don't mind who wins.


I don't know what makes me sadder the fact he tried and failed to recover from his addiction or the fact he died alone #RipCoryMonteith


@OnlyCarney I was about to say... And the best pitcher to play for the cubs In the last 10 years goes to maddux


Headphones in. Music on. Volume up. Ready for this long drive\u270c#Vacation \u2600


@mattnekic same, I'm working 30+ hours a week. I practically live at DQ.


Someone wrote \uss mangina\" on the ship on my fridge. And I'm crying"


Literally exhaustion just hit me like a brick wall. I just wanna lay down and sleep for hours


@AdolfoQuintana6 lol you just win this one time. Don't expect it again. \ud83d\ude09


@BigShow42 you too excited for nationals


@TheJimmyGraham I've never been able to actually go to a game before, so I always tailgate and watch from the square and pretend I'm there!


Maybe on the other side it isn't grass, what if it's sand?


@UKWildcatsOnTop If I knew where the winning lottery ticket was gonna b sold & when id be there as fast as possibly could...just saying


She said make enough so I can try some, I thought taking drugs just ain't you, be you. Yeah girl just be you


Wearing open toed shoes is so cute but EXTREMELY dangerous


If you can't hug a girl because you have a girlfriend you have issues.


You know you have a iPhone when you text gaga instead of haha #AutoCorrectProbs


guys I have plans on a Friday put it down in the record books


That dog doesn't need to be treated like that ..


All I want is to be able to sleep through the whole night without waking up until I actually have to be up omg please


@spaceshiptears awww! thank you!!! i wont be there tomorrow:(( i will be tuesday!


I cannot believe Paul Walker died, another amazing actor no longer with us:(


@EmilyDober6 SEVERE THUNDERSTORM FOR WAVERLY! GET OUT!


Seriously hate japan #fuckingpussies #anyoneexceptyouuglyfucks


If we are a \Christian\" nation., why have we become a a nation of hatred and intolerance. Someone needs to back and reread their bible."


My problem is that I convince myself before that I can't handle a situation when in reality I can


Whose going with me to get my nails done today ??


Judges Hill runs the Christmas lights game


@hahle_max I want a cookie now since I won


@KeepGrubbing just saw wallace at umass I'm crying


@RaisedByCharlie I DON'T HAVE NETFLIX AND I WANNA WATCH SUPERNATURAL SHAREEEE


Having a pinched nerve in my back is tooo fuckin painful


Why is it necessary to crank the music loud when people are trying to sleep? #Urgh #Tired


@AndeeMadison12 I'm leaving school early to get a homecoming dress. Stay with me Wednesday!


Gizmo is growling and barking at nothing and he won't shut up\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20


Dang it now that song is stuck in my head


no girl wants to be with a guy who talks constant shit on their ex #NotCool\u270b


@LittleMixOffic I love you guys so much! And you guys have great dance moves!


@toyotaracing @kansasspeedway I wasn't fast enough!


Ultimately pissed at you right now and I hope you know why


@ImHOOPI @a_miller_8 that's not as bad as 2 summers ago where he made a nasty omelette haha it had beef jerky and olives and god only knows


Why is there ever cheerleaders?! The people in the stands do it better


@alikmoody I mean if you were to pick @EmilyMiron and me up, we wouldn't say no


They don't know about the up all nights they don't know I've been waiting all my life for a love that felt this right<3 @dolton_bdis2012


Jordan has more balls than I do. \ud83d\ude4c #yougogirl


Shouldn't have taken that four hour nap after class.#backtoschoolprobs


I will probably never understand why you tell me to grow up and stop subtweeting you when you're older than me and you subtweet me way more.


If you call yourself \based god\" I'll probably laugh in your face."


Ten more minutes of sleep or stop and get a coffee #TheStruggle


@Kellan_Smith just made my day\ud83d\ude0a


Just want to feel loved.. No one makes me happy anymore.


even tho its fkd up im still fkin witcha


Where the fuck is my boy @CameronJayNWM  miss him lots :-(


@sia_kontos you know how many times he wanted and does want to break up with you. Lost count. Cmon sia. Get the hint


I love me some Zeta Bears... @Sexy6_ColbyLyn @MizzSP213


Things were a lot different a year from now... the things I would do to have it back


say my name, boy. let me know I'm in control.


@MizzCorbin so boring. There just isn't anything along the way.


You're just gonna leave carol? Daryl we not be happy with you Rick. #TheWalkingDead


I've been stressed out since like the third day of second grade


Seriously I gotta work outdoors right meow....


Having a boyfriend & taking a picture kissing him infront of a beautiful Christmas tree would be amazing!


@CoachLeonard1 Wall Baseball has some of the finest Stat Girls in the shore. You take that back Mr. Leonard.


I REGRET NOTHING. If you want therapy go it's fantastic


Lord what have I done I've made every girl on twitter right now thirsty for Logan


It's annoying when people with iPhones turn their read receipts off but even more annoying when they turn their iMessage off altogether


@santi_sunshine I wish we had a work dog or cat.


@WickKat8 no one talks shit bout an innocent little kid! #notgonnafly


@Toriii_T you can have some of mine \u263a


@uno_dos_press @e_plouffe15 be the 5th one


@Nick_Papson34 I didn't either... I only knew like 3.


Temp: 65.2\u00b0F Wind:7.2mph Pressure: 30.093hpa Rising Rain Today 0.01in.


Ny biology teacher: School is ridiculous. I have better things to do with my time.. like sleep.


@katiecarveth @AlphaMonkey215 that explains all of it


Hey, just so you know the world doesn't revolve around you


I'm already way less excited about the graduation countdown, it doesn't mean as much now


Oh, and screw all morning people. You all are just weird! Weird I tell ya!!


I love Brandon Stokely. Caught a TD pass in Ravens 1st Super Bowl win. But there's not a lot of tread left on those tires, is it?


I hate having to take Benadryl because I sleep so much, but it really is a miracle drug.


I'm tryin to shred one of these 700 hp awd rally cars.


Sometime I Wonder Wtf Happened.. Other Times Im Just Like Fuck It


HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY HOCKEY #letsgetithawks


I use so many exclamation points! I can't help it though, life excites me!!!!!!! \ud83d\ude2c


#100ThingsThatMakeMeHappy having only like 3 classes at school


Prayers out to a snow day tomorrow \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude2d\u2744\ufe0f


@LeroyRR3rd @Dan_Radley this pictures fucking creepy


People want the presence of God in the world. They want connection, to be deeply experiential and personal. Diana Butler-Bass. #dminlgp


Sorry to hear that Pat Summerall passed away. Nothing beat Sundays with he and John Madden doing Dallas Cowboy games on tv. #AmericasTeam


There is seriously no other car on the road, why ride my ass? \ud83d\ude24


I know the game baby, so before you try an play it ...Think TWICE. because ill come twice as hard


I drove all the way from my house to allis house with all the Windows down just to keep her shamrock shake cold #dedication


I don't understand people that willingly come into work on their day off. #why


He texted me twice today and i was late as hell seeing em both


@EmFalkeee but without me you'd just be eating cheese...


Paying for small coffees and getting mediums #dunkinwin #favoriteplace


How does someone that just lies & lies get everything they ever wanted handed to them?


Have u ever wondered if u were in a random place an people were taking pics an you weren't paying attention and got you in the background...


@cianaml16 umm..I think you still have my shades I stole from my sister.


It's kind of weird how it's the coaches that you hate the most that leave the biggest impact. Or at least it's always been that way for me..


@starr2515 oh yeah hahah, I hope y'all had fun last night!


Why is someone dressed up as Santa on my road \ud83d\ude33


Why, why WHY must these primates below me have to yell and scream literally all hours of the day and night. #shutup


Everyone's so happy and excited for this year to end.. Then there's me who's never felt so lost and scared #notReady


@Reds So proud of Devon. The kid is good!! #awesome WIN!!!


@Trey_Rey025 lol I have some of it on my phone


lol @haylizpep she's not gunna have a choice once we get there!


New Years Eve is two days away and I have no plans.. #lifeofaloner


\@Bafzee: \"My mom always used to say \"speak the truth always...even if your voice shakes\"\"\"nd yuh dey speak the truth ?"


@autumn_wilsonnn I think most little kids are like that haha I have to bribe all my little cousins ha


Letting my sister do my hair today.. \ud83d\ude33


@HenryMargusity still thinking maybe surprise wed am snow for Philly?


seriously made my night \ud83d\udc4c\u263a


Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.


I thought Notre Dame had a good linebacker? #secfootball #SEC7


@KidNamedTravis nooooo!!! I didn't know that bro. What do you do now?


@Youngkrantz I'm judging because that's what you're wearing In your twit pic


@k_beveridge hahah thanks babe \ud83d\ude18


Pumped for golf today! Lets win the tournament! #buhlergolf


Sorry everyone. I'll stop tweeting about my dog. I just miss her\ud83d\ude1e


So fucking aggravating that I have to buy I car I don't even fucking want because my parents are so closed minded


Sleeping with sirens>>> \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


The sound on my tv is slowly dying... If my Spongebob goes too I'm probably going to kill myself. \ud83d\ude35\ud83d\udc80 #thedeathofme #pleasedontgoonmetv


And all I feel in my stomach is butterflies\nThe beautiful kind, making up for lost time. \ud83d\udc95


@Chris_Gandolf @nick_naegele it's being mean though! Hahaha If they want to post weird pictures together half naked then hey. So be it.


And the peeling of my sunburn begins... \ud83d\ude12


@ndIRISHlc19 @bhaydon5 I understand completely the wife and I did enjoy waking up going out onto the beach and looking at the photos though


I Wish Westbrook was playing. This series would be way more exciting to watch.


@vistavision she's in California, going through the Castro. I'm educating her as much as I can from Ohio.


@JameyDoyle @mjd77777 @madisonperriann why did you tweet this at me haha


We are broken. What must we do to restore our innocence and all the promise we adore?


That moment when the cops come take two boys from the first year residence halls #MUproblems


if you're wearing flip flops I'm judging you. it's snowing.


@Chris_Stuckmann what would you have preferred to see win?


@nickthetooth when UFC comes to Boston we goin out drinkin??


I love you but hate you at the same time


@Lilahraee what hour do you have studyhall?


This class goes by faster than the three minute wait by the door for the bell to ring does


When your looking for your phone and its in your hand!!


@PatheosCatholic also, Pope JPII did not discourage pilgrimages when specifically asked.


@citruswhip fine I will no longer answer when you chat me first every time


@ClaireStegeman Haha you really haven't. It's a classic


I haven't even been to class yet and I'm already stressed! #Geology #fml \ud83d\ude35\ud83d\udd2b


That's why I don't talk to people about my problems.


I know twitter doesn't care but I'm stil beyond fucking pissed.


@sneakysnake11 yeah get the fuck out then #330_4life


April fools reminds me of the joke we played on Joy our senior year \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @Ky_Adkins @KarleeBelle32 @D_Cannon_78 @Sadie_rene


The one thing that will always make me happy, is seeing my puppy.


Rats! Left my glasses at home! Mrs. Magoo signing in!  Morning!


I will punch you in the fucking throat. \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udca2


Cheating & having hoes gets old, Everyone should want to reach a point where they're mature enough to stay faithful & want someone real .


CUZ WE BELONG TOGETHER NOW YEAH FOREVER UNITED HERE SOMEHOW @Ampotokar18 my life would suck without you \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18 #jamsession


Waiting until the child goes to bed before watching Walking Dead.  #hooked


@jewel_barlow the second girl's statuses though...hot mess and a half.


So the snow didn't accumulate and we basically got a free day off #mizzou


Inflammation\nof the lining\nof the brain.


@EllieChiurco this will be our third new principle\ud83d\ude11 I will be so upset if he isn't somewhat chill


One of those days where I really just want to go home and cuddle with @wilsonaustin3 \ud83d\ude14


@samfields2637 hahaha alright, I'll probably have plenty of questions like this for shop hw


When you hear the sound of thunder don't you get to scared


@sammmgreeen shit I didn't know that's who he was talking about


I'll never forget anything that Ryan taught me


Remember. Whatever you hide I find. I've been the best person I know at hide n seek since age 7


Wind 0.0 mph ---. Barometer 30.33 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 48.9 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 40%


@codybeyer I am on the road that weekend but pick another game and lets do it!! Wanna do day game, SNF or MNF?


@ProjectPat_420 same here!  Well, boyfriend versus girlfriend.


You've been kicked off relationship mountain and into the friend zone valley.


@ashley_fecteau my snap chat is rachael_trammel


Is it pathetic that I'm pouting because I'm not at #basslights?


\Oh man, I'll put 'The Universe' as my location on Twitter. Then everyone will know how deep I am. I'll get so much ass!\""


#IGotAThingFor a hockey player and lacrosse player


It's weird to think about what my life will be like in 5 years


It's not always rainbows and butterflies, it's compromise that moves us along.


This is my 5th Timberwolves vs Celtics game here at the Target Center! @MNTimberwolves


Please, please somebody just shoot me \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\udd2b


@Tommy_Tomlinson Well babe, they need to edit the dictionary. (:


@kermin14 I have no idea what you're talking about.... Lies.


@AlmightyAllah50 I wouldn't have known till I seem the tweets that we had school the next day. I woulda been stressed


Tuscaloosa Elite 01 0-1 BUSA 01G Elite White\n0:22 Tackle, Amelia Baker


There is no site like a victorious man the night after ... Congratulations sir hats off


@MeganBierut idk it always happens on Mondays Wednesdays and Fridays idk what game your playing here


Today made me really miss @lindstrom_emily


Patrick is a good driver, unlike SpongeBob. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Whitters1994 Oh gosh. Please don't be that whore....I AM YOUR CUDDLE BUDDY


I didn't sleep at all last night. I just laid in bed and stared at the ceiling. all night.


I only have feelings when im super drunk.


Every secret comes with a price- they're not free. Not now, not ever.


Don't you be afraid , whatever comes tomorrow , my love is here to stay .


I really should be studying for psych but then there's the Sims 3 University Life expansion pack and that's basically the same thing, right?


@MichelleFreed  Is someone cranky because they haven't eaten?hmms


The corn maze in girard like 3 years ago was it an albino bat? @KUps44 @lexican_mexican


Just chipped my tooth. #whatyouknowboutthat


@Nick_Hayes32 @treysslgado33 umm I don't see anyone tryin to hangout with you


Can't be late or miss work for the next 14 days or I'm fired. Fan-fucking-tastic


I've never been so excited for a frosty! Thanks @LexiFray13! You're the breastest!


Tanning is the only thing that makes me happy


Always use the first stall of a public bathroom; it's the most clean.  You're welcome.


My girlfriend will tell ya about how pity I am \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f


@JosephDelGrippo umm that's pretty damn bad


Props to @kelliutz on this dinner!! #thebest


@LNelkin Looks tasty! And healthy. Not sure if it'll sustain you for cross country skiing though. :)


@maggiemantei I am a #niceguy but if she isn't sharing then she has to learn. Like a little child!!!


@TuckerFitz looking at beginning of next June because I'm in a year lease for this house right now


....Sorry but taking shots and sitting in a bed room doing absolutely nothing just doesn't seem like much fun to me..


@PatLynch_2 I was gonna fuckin walk behind there too to see if John was there omg


Goodluck to all my babies back him trying out today \ud83d\ude18 I love all you guys and wish I could be out there with you today !


@adam_kralik I'm not actually sure how, doing something outside I think.


@leroybricker I really doubt it. I'm actually surprised they're on the team. Thought one of them would get dropped for Waters, recoup pick.


@jessenewcomb that's what @Kels_Mitch said! Did you see them?


@3hunnaSosaa @gimmedatBROOKIE and that's fine, I wasn't putting you on blast lol were cool. I just don't want personal things like that all


They didn't choose that life. A scumbag is someone who lies, steals, or cheats on their girl friend. Stop hating on everyone and just live.


A photo on Instagram is only good if you like it yourself


this is the worst day ever to have a freaking snow storm


ready to watch this recruit class for IU do work


Thank goodness I've been so successful with teaching myself this finite work \ud83d\ude05


Is there a way to make you disappear.\ud83d\udc4b


my baby gets off work soon. \ue418\ue418\ue418


@nelliepence @kiki_FL_ @Catherine_Carra deffinatly!!!


@Merrrmaiddd @buffalobills he'll play.. Hasn't missed a snap all year


@RikaloffRauth nope not happening you're too busy for little ol me


Beautiful day today.  Took bailey for a 25 minute walk, now opening up all of the windows in the house. #spring


Hahaha all girls end their vines with a quick selfie shot of either the dueces, duck face, or open mouth \I'm having fun\" face."


@hfriedrich7 what am I doing...... I don't tweet?? :)


Congratulations you've helped me find a new level of madness


I'm thankful for soo many people but they really don't understand how thankful I am.


I'm the only teenager in this valley who works at 3am\ud83d\ude12


SUPERNATURAL WAS $10 A SEASON GUESS WHAT I JUST SPENT $50 ON


If my mom loses her job, I'll beat some ass


You look like I need another shot @jbean12495


@samjshah I just put the mathtwitterblogosphere site up on the projector at the technology conference I attended for all to see. You rock!


@lavamixer2012 @Tchainz19 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 thanks Colten I appreciate it.


Taylor jealous I didn't send her a goodnight text


Drews ass is right in my side. Why did we have to share a bed.


I have been preaching my own sermon this morning. I am sorry you have missed it. #informative


@gLAdiator_music  Double Dragon is sick!


I will be such a good driver, I can barely drive the lawn mower without running over something or hitting something \ud83d\ude02


All these married women at the bridal shower are cracking me up with their stories.


I hate getting up this early for work..,, oh well I'm making money


New friends bringing old emotions. #keepitcoming coming


@fadingeyes closer than I would have come to spelling it...


IM DYING OF LAUGHTER HAHAHA BUT SO QUIETLY LITERALLY SO SO QUIETLY


It smells and feels like April outside\u2614\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0c


Just got carded at Kwik Fill while I was sitting in the car n @kaitlynbillyard was buying cigarettes! #feelinyoung thanks #RetardsAtKwikFill


Like it was a sandwich why am i so pissed #FuckinHateHormones


@learapp wait no nvm you get out at 2:30 not 3:30 lol


@kristie_dalton @johnsonrachel19 my dads bestfriends!


@HanG_Donnelly20 there's this guy Ryan Roast or something like that I hear needs a roommate. Maybe you should hit him up. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude1c\ud83d\ude02 hahahahahahaha


@jmdarling: Like a household telephone. When someone asks for your home phone number versus your cell phone, your home phone is a landline.


Never gets easier...you just get a little stronger everyday


Dang I haven't felt good for like the past week


Sitting at breakfast and my dads trying to convince me to date @DominickBonelli


I slept for 3 hours and am awake now.  I still have no clue what the fucking fuck I am supposed I do.


I swear some people are only your friend bc they're more interested in your life than actually being your friend #newsy


Merry Christmas Eve everyone!            \ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


Having a migraine all day, everyday of my life #killme \ud83d\ude14


#WeCantDateIf you aren't @dpcampbell21 I'm in love with my best friend and couldn't be happier


Could never convince me that things will ever go my way.


I'm never going to listen to anyone but myself


@JasonDufner how much do you regret the comment about @Keegan_Bradley looking like a lego guy? He's never gonna let you live that down!!!!


@mandawolf01 i know it happens to me EVERY time i tell one of my friends i have a crush


Men who complain about hearing about periods are immature. That's not to say that girls should talk about it openly tho.


I'm about to get back to the old me though... Used to have so much fun alwayssss.


@nbc hopefully after that speech the rest of us can say the same.


That snow storm was almost as bad as that tornado yesterday


Realizing that I am the problem. Not other people. How I always manage to fuck things up? No idea. I'm just myself. I guess I'm crazy.


@WantTheP_earl @wuddupitscheyy @condojake seriously text her \ud83d\ude0d


I just wish I could fall asleep at a decent hour every night. Is that too much to ask?


I'm so picky. It's hard for me to be attracted to someone.


A flash of anger crossed his face. \Your hyperdrive did fail.\""


We're just ordinary people. We don't know which way to go. Cause we're ordinary people. Maybe we should take it slow. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udfb6


What's the point in being nice to someone if 90% of the time they could give two shits. #seriouslytho


Think before you change should be a lesson for everyone to learn...if it isn't broke don't try to fix it.


would you totally judge me if I told you I was currently cuddled up the back seat of my car with a blanket in the wegmans parking lot?


i would give anything for a day with the person you used to be...


The best thing is... I'm finally over you Little Bitch #happy \ud83d\ude00


All love ever does is break and burn and end.


Pretty sure this weekend is exactly like the twilight zone. Nothing is making sense!


I have the perfect bun rn! Too bad I'm going to bed \ud83d\ude21


Watching Safe Haven 3 nights in a row. #judgeme


best thing I never had and too little too late are literally my theme songs


I'm starving. Ready. To. Eat. And. Get. Fat.


@MaddawgMitchell I saw the pictures and text messages between you two... I can't believe you did this to me


If you have 40 hours to waste, I recommend the Amtrak from Salt Lake to Chicago


Why did I put my life in @kaitlynne_h_'s hands tonight? Worst. Driver. Ever.\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude02


@HSulfridge I was just kidding. \ud83d\ude1d


They say driving a Ferrari is the most fun you can have with your pants on.


@torreyappel it's got to be a BFC of monster or a 2L to be trashy


if there was an award for the most awkward place ever it should go to the elevator..


@Kclarkkk16 one does simply hate Kelsey Clark


@caybabz21 lol hey it has to feel a little good #relaxation


@lindseygerstler come over! We can look at puppies together so you're overflowing with happiness. \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc36


@argor0k I thought it was maybe you'll all work out in the movies, but I got it wrong either way.


Never have unprotected sex with a porcupine... You're welcome


@djenanaimamovic on valentines day i'm coming to school naked. I feel like thatd be appropriate.


I enjoyed LOST AND Breaking Bad. Fuck me for loving incredible television, right?


#EasilyAttractedTo A guy who can hold it down for his woman.


\It's not the changes that matter, it's how you react to the changes. That's what makes you who you are.\" #boymeetsworld #ericmatthews"


I just ate a double baconater and a medium fry #ew


@elyssak1213 i will make your day awesome! Sound better?


@Warnaka13 not my fault that you know the whole architecture of the parking lot because that's all you drive around ;)


I miss @wlhill8  let's do something fun soon!!


@showsnothoes I've seen more guts in 11 year old kids \\m/


Baby you can wear my hat..... Just make sure you give it back #np #macmiller


@kvonengel21 supposedly today at noon. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


It would be really cool if Mrs. Shippee actually taught physics so I could understand it ...


@chiquita529 and again today 5-4#redsoxnation


@MO_Bear_95 ok then she would forever hate me


Why am I constantly trying to incorporate the word bromigo in every conversation #itsadisease


@CodyDetty I got a box on Dora the explorer bandages will that help


@AliciaaBooker glad I'm not the only one who just doesn't care haha


I want to hide the truth, I want to shelter you \ud83c\udfb6


@YaaMarkii_x0 I said the sun drop I ain't said none of these other ones lol


I have an essay, 2 tests to take and a final exam to take all in English tomorrow night. Lovely. #FML


@katiepoo988 we should go see mayday parade


Can we just lay on the floor and get stoned?


A year ago I was freaking out about whether or not I'd get to come to Georgia. So thankful everything worked out and I ended up here \u263a


@A_DeMarco33 yeah after you post them to twitter from Vine...


My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not.


@catoskey @kaileytoe wow Kailey way to embarrass me in front of all my peeps


History is seriously my favorite class. Watching that lifeless body fly over a wall was the highlight of my day.\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c @emilydchase @ItsMurgan


@_megsan yeah it's pretty good it's long too. but the haunted forest is better. Haha.


Or is it impossible to love someone but hate all the rest


DO NOT BLAME ANYBODY BUT YOURSELF FOR BEING DISRESPECTFUL!


Dear @RueLaLa, please send me everything in your Great Gatsby sale as I require it immediately. Xo, Jen


@BMcMurray17 @BreNugent @BUSTandCHIPS @sam_fareri @Young_Meno13 she's deff a scooter tossin kinda girl


@Str8_up_C: I really dislike tips verse on this dance for you remix! \\\ud83d\ude01/ <- His hood ass ad libs on that slow ass song kills the mood


My grandpa is rolling at girl code right now


Everyones just annoying me to stay sorry for all the complaints


I'm moving to CA in the next 5 years.\u2600\ufe0f


@FHS_BASEBALL34 dude its hard I just can't stop thinking about it ! It's going to be hard .


@CondemnedCustom I tweet it like 4 times a day


I alway go months without eating McDonald's, then one day I treat myself to a feast


But for some reason it doesn't seem to work like that.


\I wish I was a glow worm. Glow worms are never glum. Because how can you be glum when the sun shines out your bum?\" -wise words, age 7 me \ud83d\ude02"


@jride14 not true. Not many people I a. Crowd have a last name as cool as rider!


@maureencaught @SUBWAY puts like three slices of meat in their subs I'd put at least 4 ! I'll have a lot of overhead too!


I hope you're wearing those frayed out cut offs


@ek_mckenna because of how much fun lax season is gonna be? \ud83d\ude0f


@ksteeww I will soon baby, maybe next weekend movies and cuddles when I get off work


@erianna16 @jamdownrocks @Cleopatra40 @ela32824 @MarkHsoap Yeah it soubds all too familiar!!


White glove, and I'm not in the mood to clean anything. #great


Do you know the muffin man? The muffin man? THE MUFFIN MAN! who lives on jury lane?


So confused why @NevSchulman hasn't taken me out for sushi yet?


This whole time I wanted to blame other people when honestly I was the one at fault.


I'd fight you so fast for that one my friend @nicholastriv


Probably the worst game I've ever played


@boo_styles13 5 foot something with the skinny jeans #MidnightMemories


@kennedy_vylee @heyyitsmonica nope hahah


I feel like I haven't seen any of my friends all summer...


I was offered a contract with dbg but I'm still weighing my options


Rip to the girl you used to see, her days are overrrrrr .


Ah today is one of those lovely double pay days \ud83d\ude0d


@Jhand023 @GuyCodes @TheEyeToTheSide solid point lol


That's really cool you were talking shit about me behind my back


Just found out spirit is diabetic. And guess who has to give him two shots a day. \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\udd2b


Matt 6:31-33  SEEK - intentionally looking because it matters.  Are you seeking God like you would for $500 cash you lost or a wedding ring?


@marshallseguin I'll go apeshit if the @NHLBruins don't #KEEPSEGUIN


@DonnieWahlberg It always comes back to the balls...


Its kinda hard to sleep when you spend your days dreaming.


I've had the feeling that I have to sneeze all day and it won't come out \ud83d\ude29


I prob should so I don't get food all over it \ud83d\ude02


ooh girl. Tell \ud83d\udc4f him \ud83d\udc4f off \ud83d\udc4f


@MousTracks oh but you liked her the other day?


@SamSecWDE That's what Ry Ry was saying. And sure lets do it !


@dharmalaney yes just scrapes. @nagelj68 @CJ_TJ @ChronoPup @BoysOnTheBrink @BirdmanRN @ncohioguy @NitzJr1104 @yanxfan24


I'm automatically happier when I'm in Nashville \ud83d\udc9b\u2728


At the beach, normally horrible. But bareable tonight


#IGotAThingFor for ladies who know how to keep it classy. \ud83d\ude09


@EmilyeHendrix all your tweets are about deciding your future... I thought all your deciding was over


@t_clendennin @T_izzo16 let's go tomorrow I'm cravin it so bad


CELEBRATING MARDI GRAS NOPE PRETTY SURE WERE JUST WANTING TO DRINK


@CamomanFresh @bree_mayy Doug your drunk


I can already feel it. Tonight's about to get weird


I am more than ready to crawl into bed and sleep. I think I work at 5am tomorrow.. but I wont know till 5 #ughh


My mom left period blood on the shower wall. I'm done


Tempted to drop my phone in this tea because it doesn't work


Every time WNCI  plays a throwback like Brittany spears I jam so hard!


You give me that smile and I\u2019m somewhere, somewhere sunny and 75


Homemade chicken noodle soup. #ThankyouRuth


Somebody come over Tess and I are here alone.. \ud83d\ude12 bored out of our minds


Down here its easier to find a gun then it is to find a fuckin parkin spot


Seriously so thankful for the job that I have and the people I work with


@DaveWeasel is the reason we have to lock the funeral home door at night. #fuckyouweasel


@_MachineGunJoey hahahah I know. I'm never gonna get to see you again. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude1e


Me and @Jordan_Trent10  conversation!!>>>> #TooFunny


At the risk of the Cloverfield monster killing everyone after I say this, today was a good day.


Finally watching the Great Gatsby! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4d


HS team woulda destroyed either one of these teams in the 3A state championship game.. So much talent throughout the state in 2011


sorry I refuse to believe this is happening


Laying in bed all day because I don't have the strength to get up.


My roommates pushing me hard to do the things I need to do is a great feeling @KarlosWillis @TheYoungNative @Rossi923


@nun_for_you you threw the buckle away?!


\@B_Sakowski_PG: I just got into it with a parent here. He honestly thought the south won the civil war. You can't make this up\" Wow."


I just choked on bread and couldn't breathe for roughly 7 seconds scariest moment of my life


My annoyance with everybody is a result of living with my brother


I actually did my homework, I tanned, and I worked out. \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udc59\u2600


Feeling productive today. Got a lot of emails done. Spoke to some clients. Set up some showings. All while being at home with #kennedygrace


I just wanna go to school to see some friends that I haven't seen in forever \ud83d\ude29\u2764


@Kanaen_Diedrich you can't ever be too nice to me. I'm nice to you too though.


@JFergusonAU @WillGainesAU @AnnaGrafton See, it's funny because I'm hypocritical and not going to bed.


@MaddyWelly i miss you so much\ud83d\ude2d


What the fryer? Why does it have to be so hot today? #spent #overheated


You are a doctor, so why are you trying to kill me?


No more doubts. We are going to make this work. \u263a


Liz is going ham on her magazine #fag @lizaures27


@kevlmar @dpburnette  hey, it's the Chicago way, right?  #pathetic


@_DesireeNicole well hell yeah!! Again please!  \ud83d\ude03


@Miathatsme44 thank you doll. \ud83d\ude0a


I think I just spent the week at the beach. #alreadymissit \ud83c\udf34\ud83c\udf1e\ud83c\udf0a\u2764


Not entirely sure how I'm doing so well in organic/bio chem. It is the worst


naturally waking up early before my alarm every day blows.


Been back a week and I already feel like Callin it quits.


@IamSilverPeace Oh my gosh, it's really you! Lol.  I've missed you - how the heck are you?


So Harry's in LA I bet you $5 he will get a tattoo


@Heather12Renee glad you enjoyed your day off, because your brother was struggling


@linneaatrederr @allknowa well duh I'm not fogetable


The fact that \selfie\" has been added to the dictionary \ud83d\ude02"


I don't remember the last time I slept alone.. It's about to be a long night!


BREAKING NEWS: The blacks have offered the ability to dance for the rights to Katherine Webb #RacialDraft


Shout out to the University of Kentucky for making me stay an extra week because finals are next week


Been holding my breath ever since I sent that


I'm not going to lie. I'm upset that we caught Todd :(


#LiesToldInSchool 11th grade will REALLY prepare you for college.


I do some stupid shit when I drink.... #damn


@ItsMeChrisV @amberbaldassare Chris!! Stop you need to yell at me bc I am awful and always have my blinders on!


I miss having someone to text all the time #SoftTweet


Oh lord, oh lord, we're not in Kansas anymore


@Mariobatali looks like eggs in Purgatory


my puppy is seriously the best thing ever. i love her so much.


There's a time in everyone's life when you see all those years passing by


@GloveLove29 Whoever Officer 3 is, if he's just going around looking for parking \violations\" he can eat my balls. #honestly"


@chaniibabygirll it's alright why didn't you play that much?


You're a poser and your parents know it too


you think ur the shit but u look like a fucking creature


Would it ever be enough to make you wanna stay? \ud83c\udfb6


I love it when @34Lacey ignores me \ud83d\ude14


I haven't been this excited for Christmas since like, last Christmas


@t_knepper I will fill you in tomorrow once I get the phone call in the morning. \ud83d\ude09


And whatever you are talking about, you won't tell me what I do. Sooo. How am I supposed to ever know?


just bend and we can learn to love again,


Phones on 18% gotta work till 12 \ud83d\ude33 #fuck


Just wanna make it home and not end up in a ditch. \ud83d\ude4f


@WSJ pur my name in the paper bill be a star soon


Anyone wanna buy my toms? Im selling them for $25 a piece. I have red, black sparkly, and an olive green color.  All in great shape. #hmu


@AveryWheat2 i'm mad at you, you bastard.


Any recommendations on a good running app for the iPhone would be greatly appreciated.


Just found out I used to hang out with one of my coworkers when I was 12 #smallworld


It's a win win the Cowboys lost and the Eagles are back in first, doesn't get much better than that \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc9a


@ivy_kate98 are you kiddddin me!! Marcus has told me he wants a bird, then he wants a pony, and now it's an alligator. He is impossible


@ColonelSteveUK I watch The Big Bang Theory lol


\@kDeV_: Going in late \ud83d\udc4c fuck you mr.wiggles\" me too. I love you"


hed the tool, letting the droid speed harmlessly #past.


Excuse me while I go pass out\ud83d\ude34


Why's everybody gotta be all cheery in the mornings on days when I wanna punch them in the face?


If your twitter name/bio is dedicated to your significant other. #JudginU


Watched this porno from 83' this morning. Shit was garbage. The chick was barely getting pounded \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\udc83


@ryleyelaine oh dang that's not good! :( and rare especially with updates like that. Was it backed up by any chance? #goodluck #nobueno


@AliaM_H I watched Days up through the wedding which, although it seemed imminent on the bus, took another 4 weeks  to go down


All that money, the money is the motiveeee


@the_mom_dot_com Who isn't weirded out by that?!?! Hahah!


@XC_Gang_Schmitz @zschmitz2013 @JeradWagner13 @jordanpropson invalid


@alysabaughh were gonna have so much fun I can't wait love you :)


@lbk01mimi How does one do that to a sealed box used for streaming?


Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one.  Oh wait...


The Cardinals are in their 4th World Series since the Reds or Braves even won a postseason series!


Snap chat me \ud83d\ude2c jeaaicahall110


Seriously, I just want to be on a beach.


@bdorenboob you're probably right! Either way.... I have cheer practice


I'm ready to get back into volleyball. I miss is to much\ud83d\ude2d


@bronze_bomber  the real Jodi will come out


As much as an emotional roller coaster dance is, its my best stress reliever. I couldn't ask for a better team! #SentimentalMoment #VeryRare


I doubt the power will be back on for me in the morning \ud83d\ude29


I want a long vacation, hell ill just end up going on a vacation and never come back.


@COLLme_maybee I just want you to know I ate almonds when I got home and found them to be amazing because I pretended it was a cheesesteak


@casutera welcome to the real world big guy!!


I've been watching nickelodeon for the last couple hours, no regrets


@ImNotScottySire how many tattoos do you have


I think I confuse hunger with boredom...


Hurry up. Hurry up. Hurry up.  Hurry up.


I'm gonna need the power to stay on so I can watch the #reds game..thanks!


Michigan not making it easy for me tonight #awinsawin #goblue


@Mike_Dyer13 @CelticsLife so the fuck what.just saying. Throw that shit out NEW SEASON. JUST SAYING. PEACE JOEDOG1369


Burg plays Monday at 5 PM in Homer City.


Nothing like Suite Life on Deck to fall asleep to.


I haven't done anything today but I feel a nap coming on.. \ud83d\ude34


I think we're in panama again by looking at the roads here... And the bars on the windows... @meraivonne


@A_stone002 hope you enjoyed your Wendy's darling :)


Met a girl at the gym today, who was mayyybe 115 lbs, dead lifting 225 for her last set #sassybeast


@alyssa_monson It's so true love! \ud83d\ude18


@rooft0ps I've responded to all of them!


@ikslagor now I want some zaaa. story of my life.


I really really hope that Doc Rivers new nickname is Doc Hollywood. And that no one has made this observation yet.


with less than 5hrs of sleep, morning shift at work is going to be brutal..


Wanna know what's nice? \nNOTHING!\nWhy?\nBecause fuck you!


@lilyy_suhodyy ill be the asshole taking keystones every year


@WarpedRoadies omg so glad the bus driver is alright! He is so lucky to be ok.


Yeah @djmurdock1 is way too turned on because he just found out I'm German


@Austin_4_Powers @madsbou22 you guys should date


The Eagles and Mike Vick look like dog shit


@BritValentine i miss you too! actuay thought about you on valentines day :)


Mini Cadbury Creme Eggs are to die for \ud83d\ude0d


As soon as I get to the barn the cat, dog, and all the horses sniff my pockets  because they know I have treats.


@savannaadams15 \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10 deff hate you.


Just drove past a sign for new Kensington and automatically I think of @Table_Pepper and @d_wyant


Then you text me and I'm like fuuuuuckkk thiiissssssssss #ugh


It's only first period and it's already been a horrible day \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12


I was gonna bring jake chocolate tomorrow but I ate it all #jakessurgery


Really wish @MattieStaddie would grab me a monster in his way to work #helpabrotherout


I refuse to ever depend on someone else for my own happiness.


My right eye won't stop watering. I guess I should change my contacts more often.


I will never shop @Target again. They have bad employees and customer service.


I want to rage at delt tonight\ud83d\ude22


laughs because when i came back with food zach made briley (another friend) switch seats so we could sit with each other


@Evolution_Child night night... that is a lovely thought for me to leave on.


@PeteAbe Victorino in or out?  NESN just listed the running line-up having him IN.


Idk how but i absorbed everything i needed to know


@Io_Sono_Pazzo haha it shall be intesting..


@sarahrandolph13 omg why?? I've only been gone like two days and it seems I've missed a lot!! ahh that makes me sad.... :(((


Well I hate to do it but since I have a little bet on tonights game I have to go with Michigan


@espngolic Give us a line for FSU vs Auburn.  And by the way, OSU wins the \Our conference sucks the least\" award.  #OverRated"


I'm ready for all this month to be over with so It can be January and I get my hands on this tax return money \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d#fastforward\u23e9


WHY WAS EASTON CORBIN AT UMASS AMHERST & NOT UVM?! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29 #sosad


I never know where we're going until the middle of the bus ride #tneyprobs


@hannahdalexo hanging out is a must girl!!


Being drunk every night and being the biggest asshole to me is so irritating\ud83d\ude2d #JustStop


Can I just drop out of college, find a sugar daddy, and live happily ever after???


Nobody's gonna love you if you can't display a way to capture this.