I love having 3 siblings.. I don't think I could ever be an only child, it seems soooo boring


Most of my friends are dumbasses lmfao that's just us though


Hold on, to me as we go\nAs we roll down this unfamiliar road\nAnd although this wave is stringing us along \nJust know you're not alone


@lexi_anderson3 at home but I can come down right now


Bring It On Marathon \ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udf80\ud83d\ude0a


You've gotten so trashy... Ironic and hypocritical ya think?? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I want snow \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f


@Elizabeth_comer is the bible study at 10 tomorrow?


I hate 80% of all other drivers on the road #roadrage


@OfficialBevo10 oh oh ohhhhh now I get it \ud83d\ude01


And the award for the best liar goes to you \ud83c\udfc6\ud83d\udc4f


I'm assuming hayleys in the clear hahahaha


I don't know how I would make it through some days if I didn't believe in such an amazing God.


This fevers gotta go. Swear I go to the hospital for one thing and they tell me I have 20 more things wrong with me \ud83d\ude21 lovely


Never Said it was you. You put yourself in this conversation.


@CJ_Jennie guess ya made it to NOLA after all !!  Just read R&O has one of best poboys in the city!  Have fun


@TheOnlyJesseOgg he will shoot too many times like he always does at below 40% they stand a better chance with him out. He wouldn't be dRose


Today would be cool if I didn't have practice still.


80085 I'm best friends with your bro but you're way cooler. Have fun in college dude


Only I could possibly manage to find a way to flick toothpaste directly into my eye \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude48


I know all of the things that make you who you are


No one wants to snapchat me that's fine haha


In dyer times when you need a sign that's when they appear.


@vic_chandler10 hi. Move to Illinois. That's all. \ud83d\ude0a


Why do I have so many problems with piercings holy shit


I think I've had more meetings than classes so far this semester


Finally got around to cleaning out and washing my car. Ahhhh feels so nice.


\When the light go out & I'm in my bed, I think of all the madness in my head. All of the things that I did back then..\""


How is it only Wednesday?! #SuperBusyWeek #3DayWeekend


@jgmitcheltree @intoxicateing because he doesn't listen.


if i see a mechanical pencil on the ground i will pick that shit up so fast


I just got 23.7 million on temple run 2.. I really need a life


I just wanna watch the notebook and eat ice cream and cry


Reckless 'till I'm breathless\ud83d\udc8b


I take a small amount of pleasure in not promoting others' expressions of vanity.


@dylanprob92 in the front where you walk in!


That million dollar mmmm mmmm make him tap out \ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\udcb2\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude47\ud83d\ude34


@itsnatekopp I'm not even going to prom and ill still go to this after prom thing


In bed at midnight on a Saturday... New record \ud83d\ude1d


@Lil_Tooley Not This Sunday ' I Promise Deloris ' But Maybe Next Sunday


I was told to just distract myself so like anyone wanna text me an get my mind off things? Please...


Oh yeah..I'm up because I can't stop watching The Supernatural. #greatestshowever


Pls God can something good happen!!!!!!!!!!!!


If you ain't got two kids by 21, you're probably going to die alone. At least that's what tradition tells you. #merrygoround


I said come and eat this bone, and stop eating dog food.


@__justalilBIT you ain't no good and you know it lol


As much as i complain, working at firehouse is so chill.


Kinda looking forward to the drive home tomorrow #cantlie


now my mom is tickling her and she is screaming rape \ud83d\ude02


@ddlovato @peoplemag not surprised ur gorgeous!!! I wish i looked like you


@jimjimmyjones @The_Josh023 time to retire Josh. Lol


@a_millie10 oh how sweet lol Merry Christmas to you too studddd :) your the best!


Church is the only place that I volunteer at and leave drunk #CatholicProbs


@PauleyP got to find some of the style clothing you wear for my 10 yr old.  She loves to watch NCIS, wants  to be Abby for Halloween.


@SkinnyLuvSierra last year it was Me, Taylor, Jordan&Jeremy. Now Taylor hates me and Jordan and Jeremy are married. Lolol #coolright?


Supposed to be in the 80's this afternoon..\ud83d\ude11\ud83d\ude24


Half of the time I don't even know where we are going out of town for work. I just show up. I need an iPad or something


\u201c@Drunk_Testudo: @Tustedo I LIFT DIS DICK ON YO MOMS FOREHEAD DOE\u201d


@_lprosser @jrniels well I got the best in my life!


Maybe I should stay off twitter today because apparently it's Father's Day..\ud83d\ude14


I think Bill Belichicks face would crack if he's smile


It really is ridiculous how fast everything changes


Almost ate shit going to class about 10 times..


Seriously stop this crap. I can't back you up on every lie you tell your mom. I'm tired of trying to figure out how to save your ass.


@syd5_varn welcomeee #weirdo #reachperiodprobs \ud83d\ude09


I figured they were losing, cause no one is tweeting bout them anymore.


I so think my boss is on drugs or mentaly psychotic. His emotional roller coaster is like.. Ok who r we dealing with today? Bi+(# or Azz#0l3


i just made a reeeeal nerdy metaphor while complimenting ashley idk if i should be proud of it or


I can never tell when a guy keeps persisting if it's cuz he really cares or if he's desperate and has no game


@Darbss @taytaymorgan_ @kwallace95 @fuchs_jordan hey guys! hunt me down!


It's impossible to put clothes on right after a shower


It's fight time !!! #MayweatherVsCanelo  \ud83d\ude48 Someone's gonna win & someone's gonna lose


A tiny ball of orange blossomed #between Qogo and Uluq as one of the Megador's turbolaser strikes found its target, and a


The Pineapple is getting bigger and my One and only Sun Flower is as high as my house


Can't wait until I save up enough money to move to Cali \ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf09\ud83d\ude83\ud83c\udfe2\ud83d\udcb0\ud83d\udcb5\u2600\ufe0f\ud83d\udc98


Had such an amazing weekend with the girrlllsss. Can't wait for round two this week!


@jenni10711 OH MY THAT'S EARLIER THAN SPONGEBOB


and I'm missing the new season of Hardcore


I'm gonna look so pretty when I fail the chem regents tomorrow \ud83d\ude0b


@Perfection_Swag what is that a pic of? Cant see it.


And it's my fault you don't have cigarettes! Dick fuck go away


Seriously someone with a car lets go do something. I'll drive


Now they got laminated,paved over by success,and pulled out in front of,and cut off,with a string tied to the end of a stick,#TriCk


Getting out of bed at 7:10 and leaving at 7:15 #accomplished


Been sneezing for the last 10 mins. Da fuck.


Going to 1st block on Tuesday, then I'm done. My awful freshman year is over. \ud83d\ude4f\u270c


@kylie_fife I don't know where you get the thought that you're ugly from! You are easily one of the prettiest girls in our grade!


@AshleyPfarr is way too beautiful and she needs to just stop. \ud83d\ude21


TV news, instead of \we don't know what caused the latest shooting\" get real and say \"ridiculously easy access to guns claimed more lives\""


I touch the sky until I can't even function, it's about to go downnnnn \u2600\ufe0f


@Danny_Cakes_123 Omg! Gonna be such a good show


I figured why donate just one TV when you can donate a billion little TV's. They recycle just the same, and option B includes an explosion!


@gothlaw well that and the flyers are my second adopted team. They are the team that keeps me from killing myself when the CBJ suck ass.


@barkercharity Hey lady all I was talking about was some breakfast...not no prostitution


@neilander10 you gonna fill in for me man?!


@kalicakes29 Billy Heltzel III does not have a win his father does . If that's not the official 1 why is it posted?


7 seed Creighton against 10 seed Cincy. Interesting


Guitar solo at the end of Welcome Home. #sick


Just saw a girl with a belt holding up her yoga pants... I'm not sure if it works like that


@FloatOnLarry You type like a ducking idiot.


It will never get easier but you will always get stronger.


Damn who will papa johns use in its stupid superbowl commercial now?


Zach & George let Kenz do their make up \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I'll pay someone in the 717 to hangout with my mom so I don't feel so bad about not coming home for thanksgiving


I've been trying to fall asleep for 3 hours now


Do people who live here ever tire of seeing rainbows. #idigit


If I see one more Catching Fire tweet or post I'm gonna flip... \ud83d\udd25\ud83d\ude21 #NoOneCares #MostRetardedSeriesEverr


I passed Geology! \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0a #thankYouJesus


@taysorensen beautiful girls gets lots of love


I LOVE THAT ITS THANKSGIVING BECAUSE I DONT HAVE TK DEAL WITH TRAFFIC


Sometimes I think about quitting my job. Then I think about my bank account and future debt, die on the inside, and get back to work. \ud83d\udc4e


@boozycou literally did that all day today


I literally have the worst anxiety in the world. I feel like a crazy person.


I wanna turn up with Miley .. That would be fun. Can't deny that.


You say you got no time for a girl but you can hang with your boys all the time?


@allison_lynnnnn @thatdudeluke_24 THEN MAYBE YOU SHOULD SNAPCHAT ME


#Browns & #Indians Winning....Day is going well


just saw a squirrel kill it self\ud83d\ude11 don't know how to tell about that


I wonder how Stephenson feels about this #SorryNotSorry


Its sad when you could even text me back in just explain to me how you felt, so its whatever.


#HowToKeepARelationshipWithMe tell me what I'm doing wrong and ill do the same for you


@HaileySchue hahaha thanks girl I'll try not to!


2 Cor 4:18\nSo we don't look at the troubles we can see now; rather, we fix our gaze on things that cannot be seen.


I lol at people who say they're getting a horse just for a pet. Yeah, they're great.. But alot of work, that most people get tired of.


\The mind is a blank slate on which experience writes\""


1- we haven't talked in awhile because i moved but hope your doing good at mohon


I've never seen someone that I wanted so bad


#LessonLearned don't get your hopes up because it never works out as planned


They say the third time's the charm so maybe this time I will find my favorite hat :( #plsdontbegone


@_KeeBlasianBtch where do you live in crowne point ? Like is it near tirell's ?


@Fro_5 @c_ballard304 @cody_saltsman believe that all of them


I swear my phone always vibrates then there's nothing there


Over 2000 years ago, Jesus changed my life. Interestingly enough, you have that option as well today.


@poizngrl @THEINBREDCAT i thought thats what you were supposed to do.


@LateKemire it means that if it were to rain for a month it would equal the amount in inches of the next two days. Hope this helps


TFT this guy in the doctors office said all everyone is talking about is how the Lynn girls should win state! \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\ude0f\ud83c\udfc0 @Jdodd4 @LTompkin


@MiguelMiranda42 @TravisHoye @caralorraine_c amen. Love you


Why am I so obsessed with pound the alarm by Nicki Minaj


Watching an entire season of top chef is the never fail cheer up for a bad day


@Wesley_Wells23 @Whitney_Renee24 I have work and it will be hot! #itsthesummer


@Its_Caly123 needs to come to Texas with me next time, so many trucks I know you'd love \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude02


@thatguyStarke its OK bro I'll teach you how to do it one of these days


@JaysonSwain timing isn't Strange's fault either. Blame the coach with an agenda.


Just because we are at college, doesn't mean we still won't find shit out and hear about it... We do have friends and cell phones.


@LucIsMrKeys I'm currently in ND right now. You're right. It is a nothing state. But at least not everyone here is a cowboy...


@PistonPowered @vgoodwill Good players can make a terrible coach look good.. Look at Boston Doc Rivers ain't that good...


I miss hanging out with darla in our Summer days and nights together though.


And a best friend that can put up with me


I'm sorry you had to see all those memes everyone they were just funny


@julie_ranee yeah I don't need to meet anymore ratchet people I already have to see a lot at school \ud83d\ude02


I just spent a good 5 minutes wondering why my eyesight was so blurry. Then I realized I only put one contact in.. #ohboy #gonnabealongday


@MeganVandygriff so do you. I thought you were getting up at 4am. So you could take a shower and make coffee


I'm so attracted to you I can actually feel it driving me insane...


@rmenchen it's going to get some mud tires


Can you not slam the door before I kill you


Today is a perfect day for Six Flags\ud83c\udfa2\ud83c\udfa1


Paul Walker isn't dead haha it's a hoax.


Girls are annoying me more than usual today


@Tay_Day3 I'm I'm bed, i can't sleep and i even took sleeping pills.


Wow I've been waiting for tonight for so long #bruins


@Leav96 @jrope2 @mlandon1996 seniors are paying right?!? Do we all agree on that??


@FRANKLIN_TK you missed it homie~ the biggest bummer


@MindyTenHouse both he and Hinch were hilarious. That Target/Meijer bit had me in stitches.


And Thank God For That Brown Paper Bag Money


@KellyyMello but not dumb enough to put it online


Rode by Wall High School and just laughed \Look at them, in school, HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA\""


The hardest decision I made all day was whether to buy ranch or French onion dip to go with my Lays.


@Nathangeorge38 after it scared the bejesus out of us.


I really wish it was 50 degrees and raining right now.


Listening to some Dropkick Murphys in preparation for St Patrick's day


@NiallOfficial I just love you a lot. \ud83d\udc9a


My room hasn't been this clean in a minute


Ridiculously confused by Supernatural right now


Have you heard of that new MAX guy on netflix... He's making my life so much simpler


@TimGeorgeJr @VinoPinotLab lol what a sweetie....


Lebron's dunks this year have been somewhat disappointing...obviously minus the absolute destruction if Jason Terry


Tanner is into blondes @Rachel_kellyy @madi_riggs


@S_Goyette42 she's another one \ud83d\ude0d


Damn near went and threw my Rodgers jersey on\ud83d\ude22


Christianity is not about yelling at people and pointing out their flaws. It's about love and showing others how to do the same.


Just realized I forgot Evans rolls \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude4a


Well we made it. Time to see what Charlevoix is all about.


I wonder if people actually take me seriously hahaha


Since no one wants to talk to me i guess im gunna go to bed


@Brycethethug that's a cool organization idea!


@DCisnotDetroit what a hoot, have colleague born there, says its a hot place but limited gene pool


@SydneyBrougher I'm sitting right next to you can you express yourself directly rather than tweet me #gosh #annoyig


@bigfordsimpson @Ike7820 any weeknight and weekend games with at least a week notice


3 hrs to go babysitting....hope wayne put a bottle of my wine in the frig


Whenever I stand up too fast, I get really dizzy and everything goes blurry for a second. Not sure if that's normal or not...


The breakfast club and snuggle time with my baby..\u2764\ufe0f


You can't stop my voice 'cause you don't own my life, but do what you want with my body.


@fannypackgurl i can seem to change my twitter username... dreams = crushed. I will keep trying.


@miranda_gibson @shanefairburn EVERYONE knew about that Miranda hahahha you just didn't know \ud83d\ude18


I have no goals or expectations in life anymore...whats the point cuz if it doesn't happen uve set urself up for failure.


In case anyone wasn't aware, I made the best dark chocolate cheesecake and strawberry cheesecake over the weekend. Probs a new fav.


Every time I drink I google \best foods for a hangover\" you'd think id know by now?? #wackywednesday @lizzzzielou"


@AshleyKubikk been there just blow off steam at softball


@TakemetoCali Well of course!!!\ud83d\ude04


I would be the one hungry at 1am \ud83d\ude12 #NeedFood


@kelliemichellec you ready for the next chapter of our lives? #wanderlust


@MaggieBurdis  we were a bit wheezy you could say \ud83d\ude09


Makayla got me a lava lamp \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@Tilaurin may the blessings of the Creator of Man fill your holy vessels with his wrath!


Come out bitch, why are you hiding? R u scared


6 weeks of school left and I have $100 on my meal plan left....yep I'm fucked!!!!


I don't know if I'll be able to do this two a day today. I can barely lift my arms from 1st session


@twilight_harris @ErinsA_Dragon @Shanaya_M1 @hotwheeler1 @TheDawnMarieee love y'all!


@CasadyLanell @hopetravaille I third that..


@hannahmckenziez lol no I was just eating there with a friend that goes there


@Rena_leland wishes she was prettier than me. Instead she looks like a piece Asparagus.


Today has kind of sucked so far.. Stressed presentation, exam and I had to get a flu shot. Not cooking and homework..


I love the feeling of knowing the day will be laid back and easy \ud83d\ude34


Most adorable thing I have seen all day: little girl crying because she didn't get to hug her friend before getting off the bus.


My life honestly couldn't get any better


Everyone's on vacation! I wanna be on vacation too. :(


Tbh half of my advice is from like songs


@johnewing alright thanks.. I really enjoy your work!


I can't decide if I should dye my hair brown for winter or keep it blonde #Help


@Kiaa_17 I love you girl (; sleep good \ud83d\udc4c


@AdmirallAdam listen to their acoustic album. They're all good. Postcards and Polaroids, if you can't hang, do it now remember it later


I really just want to do something but #NoFriends


As soon as I regain strength from that glorious shower, I'm going to dq for a box of chocolate dilly bars and a box of cherry ones #fat


In front of your friends you act like I don't exist \ud83d\ude25


The average on that chemistry test was a 56% percent throughout the grade . Little to say the teacher needs to reevaluate his life


Id rather be on the bills sucking all year then be on the cowboys sucking at the most clutch times \ud83d\ude02


Cause if you jump I will jump too, we will fall together, from the buildings ledge, and never looking back #wethekings


#InMiddleSchool @xo_kaiters & I would write each other notes & put them each others mail boxes \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


THE SUITE LIFE ON THE IS ON ERMAHGERD I HAVNT SEEN THIS IS FOREVER


@TehyaCheyenne lol. But I love her #andherhair


@ansenhultgren you are so cocky its ridic.


people who hold their phone with one hand and peck at it with the other hand are the worst kind


Might as well keep trying. Don't have anything to lose.


And this bitch thinks she has bangs.. like tried saying that she beat up two girls at one time hahahaha nah


@rdykstra15 just kidding smith could have never made that throw. I'll shut up. 80 yard bomb!!!!!


What a great night! I dont have to drink to have a good time.


Lol I have my spurs on I ain't even riding horses today \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0f


Ryan also gave me curls and I feel pretty \ud83d\ude09\u263a


Guys who are dram queens make my life, lololol


If she's been through hell then let her take you're hand and see the light


I just searched my purse for a stray kit kat like I was a meth fiend looking for his stash. #growupkelly #Halloweenie


Here's this... \n\nGo die \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0a


Once August is here, I'm so ready for fall \ud83d\ude0d


@Daparavlic he's humping the air obviously


@KevloKDarB thanks man! I'll try! I'll definitely let ya know what happens tomorrow!


Why do boys like butts so much. I don't understand.


Frostburgs parking lots are so empty on Fridays haha it's ridiculous


@theejessenewton I'll be there in a sec.


@TCchrisross  now I can't text dumb things!


Did Rice just take Oregon's helmets after their game?


You is such a powerful word. Alone it can mean so many things depending on how it's said out loud.


good thing I'm sick right before vacation \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude04


If I were to make that video nothing would ever be off limits on social media again. And I mean nothing. It'd be an all you can roast buffet


I'm not the guy who gets the girl \nI'm more like the guy who gets the bill\n\ud83d\udebd\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udc43


Love getting that cheesy little smile when you think about sleeping in your bed when class ends


Can't wait to go home and snuggle Lexie \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc36


@PatsHoppedUp @KCStar that's what rhe Atty General is supposed to do - enforce the laws on the books. Prosecute unlawful use of guns.


@fightyourfears_  I send them to you all the time!


@jessicashan14 no I don't explain it to me haha


this gov multiple choice is actually killing me.......


@SummersssBrooke You're in the shower right now why slash how are you tweeting me


Anybody wanna do something its coool and sunny out to be in this house!


Playing videogames with my brothers makes me feel like a real man


You love me too much & I don't deserve it.


Joes game, ECP bring a friend to practice, then Awkward premieres tonight \ud83d\udc4c


@DuffyMitchel yeah and then take drivers training with kids 5 years younger than them


It makes no sense to me how I can sleep for 12 hours and be awake for 10 hours and I'm ready to go back to be already.


This is the town where the clowns put it down #techn9ne


if everything happens for a reason. than why don't we ever know the reasons ?


Who's around tonight an lookin for a good time #cockthirsty


@stephhedrick @BarbRichter1 I meant YEAH lol


I do not know if I am doing right or not my own self.


@BrittanyNiemann So do I call you or not?


Everyone's wishing for a tornado and I'm here like um why would you wish that on anyone.....


It's always a strange moment when some kid from HS likes your status...


@kusanjosh hahaha I'm sorry. Seriously that show was the bomb diggity.


Watching 'this is 40' & omg this will be me and my man in the future hahah


@PinkPrincessMLK HA. Mine are pretty much impossible


I just want friends to come over tonight..


old people homes have the most STD's, think about that \ud83d\udc74\ud83d\udc75\ud83d\ude4a


City View Heights OH Sun Mar 10th AM Forecast: TODAY Chance Of Showers Hi 65 TONIGHT Showers Likely Lo 51


I got 5 on the lions who's tryna loose a quick 5?


we're just country boys and girls getting down on the farm


Everyone that is reading this you are beautiful in their own way \ud83d\ude18


About to go buy a whole ounce for just myself.


No Jordan sleep not twitter. NOW I'm gong to bed


family game night with alex and alec weeee


Dying in the place of someone I love seems like a good way to go


@papaSMURPH27 werd I'm probably going to go to


@1_Crazy_Mofo @Tatiana_Leilani the only good thing that came out of it was he isn't supposed to talk on the phone anymore


To be honest, I did nothing. But it's okay! It's totally fine\ud83d\udc4c\u263a\ufe0f


15,000 fans on hand at Carver Hawkeye for Iowa and Penn State wrestling!! That's Iowa Wrestling for ya!!


@3_egan just bought the newest one \ud83d\ude0f


I feel bad for professors today, everyone will be updating their iPhones today. No one will be paying attention. #iOS7


@cory1997milner . \nYou know me , I'm never by my phone . Calm your fucking vagina shank .


Today is going to really awesome aka not


I definitely have never had back surgery


Its disappointing that the Yankees are losing 2 of their best pitchers


Today has been offically the worst day ever.


@austinlockwood5 I can't ride scooters either..\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


What a cool tap routine that was. #SYTYCD


@MaddenMenUT just threw it 40 yards probably more between 2 guys for a td at the end of the game


Whenever I'm sad I read @taylorswift13 quotes and instantly cheer up #loveher


Well we've been at the mall for less than 30 minutes and have already dropped over $100... Oooops! @annna_katee


@Tomato_tAMATO the emoji possibilities are endless! #yetnoinfinitysymbol \ud83d\udd03\u264b\ufe0f\ud83d\udd01 #thiswillhavetodo


Great, just want to upgrade to the next ones. Looking for $220. If you're interested let me know!


Twitter just had an update & didn't fix the picture shit.


I should have been looking into this my jr year


The Wings don't play till Wednesday \ud83d\ude10 \ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udc80


@Brandon_Garbino I how many have to from because I'm retarded #tweet like #brandon


I'd break my bones just to heal your pain


I don't want to date you, but I don't want anyone else to date you either...


Today I heard a whistle outside and it sounded exactly like songbird from #BioShockInfinite


@jsampersand @misterseancasey such a true story. So glad I have my seester & my bruther.


@MattyB_04 Well people are probably getting annoyed of our conversation on here too :)


@TheMaxFata LET'S BE FRIENDS MAX TEXT ME


Can't wait for school tomorrow. \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0f


\@cal4est: #TipsToDateMe Play with my hair and cook me bacon\" pretty much it hahahha"


Old lady in a PT cruiser trying to race me from the light! WTF if I wasn't going to the store my blazer and I would've smoked you!!


Well think of it this way now they have time to golf more. My dad said that and I guess he's right.


@LucasB22_ glad I'm not the only one tailgating church


@kelseyvredeveld vacation. Im going to florida on vacation


If I'm nice to you then I probably don't like you \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc4c


My parents need to just let me do me, I know what I need and what I don't


@dubsys1 liarrrrrrrr. You can't use emojis on a computer. OOOO I GOTCHHHYEW


@lynsey_beros that won't happen! I'm gonna be ballin in the front row!


Catch us doing karaoke over at abbot pool hahaha


I ask so many fuckin questions and who am I even asking?


Finally got the go from my dad to get a house! Meeting with a real estate agent Friday at 2! #stoked


Nothing's better than being able to sleep in tomorrow . #noclasses


Madison is still in so much pain from surgery :( poor girl can hardly talk or eat anything.


Someone got me excited and told me Coach Benson wasn't coming back then I saw her today. My dreams are crushed.


@maiya_denn i didnt even know that was him at first!


I feel old but from now on I'm wearing ear protection to shows. My hearing is completely shot.


@JoeyBatcho hehe can't wait \ud83d\ude18


Need to go change in to my mufti \ud83d\ude09 @nwest4242


Home alone anyone want to stay the night lol?


the amount of money I've spent this morning..


If it was anybody else I wouldn't have given a fuck.


I am miserable right now. But instead of doing the things I used to cope with, ill show my self control. Something I've recently gained back


Was downloading some @dariusrucker on my drive to work to blast in the car but he came on the radio at the same time. #toughdecision


@jennnymerriam I can see this happening \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c


@lauren_bucci thanks big! I just hope my fever goes down. I keep having the hot and cold flashes \ud83d\ude14


I have a lot of cute dresses but they\u2019re too inappropriate for school.


I had so many dreams about you and me, happy endings now I know.


@Dweezy37 @Kovax_ yeah except for Lake shut down


you say it best, when you say nothing at all.


Alyssa's tweets >>> I'm dying\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Funny how I never use my middle name. Americans go for last names only. I'm used to it though.


Got pulled over. Hopefully not how the rest of the night will go.


@ctwallace14 haha well we appreciate the sympathy \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4d


Stephanie keeps laughing at me. #notafan \ud83d\ude1c


Just told I was the closer of the group. Apparently, I'm a woman who he doesn't want to cross because I lay down the law #thanksBlakesonice


Anybody want some Boston butts?\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Missouri and Illinois left before we're back in Wisconsin!


They'll judge it like they know about me and you


Tomorrow and it will just be 5 more days til I'm in Fargo \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc96\ud83d\ude0d\u2728\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc19\ud83d\udd2e\ud83c\udf8a\ud83d\ude81\ud83d\udea3


@xo_taylorlynn needs to actually text me the fuck back


can I just stay in bed and cuddle with my dog all day?


#SongsIWillAlwaysLove Will you go with me by Josh Turner


@tdp537 haha ooh I'll find it! I'm obsessed lol


well... happy new year \ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udf81\ud83c\udf89\ud83c\udf88


I really just wanna kick back and watch a good movie tonight


@DuteMen she says she misses you, and I'll see u tomorrow


I wonder if the Bama women will score more points tomorrow night than the men did tonight. 37 points in a whole game? Cmon Man.


@KyleJHGamble How long is your tongue? ;)


I'm beyond upset about me not getting accepted to the nursing program. I am not taking it my senior year this is so unfair \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I truly don't know what the hell to do anymore...


I still need to go Christmas shopping shit


Cutest and funniest wedding! Congrats Lindsey and Jerod! Welcome officially to the family!! #cousinlylove


Will you be my caylentine??<3;)  #ASKSAMANDKIAN3


Hope Valentines day is a good one this year. \u263a


Finally finished firefighters training and graduate tonight! Can't wait!


Went on an awesome star walk with @welch4_life and @eohlrogge


@NiallOfficial If I'm louder, would you see me??


This weekend has been full of Asian workouts, music, alcohol, sweat, little sleep, & spending time with some of my favorite people. #blessed


@Baller_21612 I WISH I WAS! \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14


@j0rdanmichellee Of course you'll be my manager \ud83d\ude09 #shoutout to my biggest fan!!!


Does any actually understand what Alice in wonderland is about ?


@lexiskw Will I am and Britney bitch is what I was going for ;p


@shaylahollis @drewroy23 @levittlaw @briepotter wow well let me know when you hear more thanks


@Matt_R_6 I'm just that good. You should know that by now! #psychic


When people tell you how it's gonna be.....how about I live it and tell you how it was! #maybe


This snow needs to pick up if I'm gonna get my 8 am canceled.


I tweeted about someone other than Kenny #WUT


If you were really my friend you would understand. #annoyed


sometimes its easier to pretend you dont care then admit you do


I have the most respect for any guy that watches OTH \ud83d\ude0d


Pure and utter relief and joy is all I cans at to describe right now.


Even though I'll have like closets full of just ketchup and paper towels but yolo


@rockgroupieprob yeah. I'm into @Saliva lately.


the brownies put me and lex on a chocolate high


The only inconvenience of being a girl is that we over think absolutely everything.


I have a serious shopping problems and no I don't want help.


Not needing tweets saying it's 3-2 or 6-5 in a basketball game. A good time to fold down the laptop screen and watch for few minutes.


Only had one class today and it was canceled so I'm officially on spring break!  #woopwoop


@C_Mag15 Good day of parallel parking hah


@TedStryker my mom,my son & I just sang that at the dinner table last nite! Truth! Lol...\ANACONDA DONT WANT NONE UNLESS U GOT BUNS HUN...\""


Lol you bitches bouta get it fuckin with the wrong people


What I don't understand is why people are unnecessarily mean to one another. Spread love not hate \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b


I miss my hand resting on your knee as we drive those back roads, singing to our country music #memories


Realized I had the same Avi for like 5 or 6 months... #timeforchange


Don't know what I did, to earn a love like this.


@DrewM24 you are right, only great things ahead \ud83c\udf8e


Everyone and their mothers know that I'm agnostic.


Thought I had the gym to myself so I was singing ice Ice baby at the top of my lungs and a meathead came out of the weight room clapping....


I wish I could walk around with a camera just to show you how much you get what you want in one day.


@joshschneider nope. I don't believe in calling dibs. It makes things unfair and causes arguments.


@ZimbabwePete Drew, that's dreadful!  Even just thinking that is so wrong!


I wish that summer wasn't almost over \ud83d\ude14


For all i know it could be at the bottom of the ocean,


@AllyMcNulty1111 @O_Gleebs_ @juliaangelinee too luck at ur game kick some butt ily all


The girl I'm driving with looks like a mermaid


I have more clothes then I even know what to do with, yet....still nothing to wear


Sad it's the last day of camp! \ud83d\ude14


everyones all cheery and im like yup i hate not being with my mom all christmas.


@doublemmgenius i know \ud83d\ude0f gross


@richardsb35 lol jammin to Taylor swift?


I would give anything to go back to the way it used to be.


So happy natts picking me up after school


Having a good ride >>> anything else #daymaker #perfect


@Nicole_Tonya11 WHERE ARE YOU. I know your mamaw didn't let you miss !


Someone go to chipotle with me later \ud83d\ude01 #please


@all_dat_JAS has anyone died since everyone left for college


@Skyliting Hee! Saving some of these for later. XD


@justgracejulia come see the conjuring tonight


Everything that kills me, makes me feel alive\ud83d\udc4c


\@K_Tecki_: Loving the way the Herd is playing right now!\". BEAT that Hokie ass!!!"


I hope to god tomm is fast in tell schools ends


Lying wont get you anywhere in life.. Ever.


@tawnydee16: The fact that I won't be able to play my senior year of softball because the doctor had to reschedule my ankle surgery<<<


i will always like him and you can just kiss my ass ok


Second half blow out #Ravens \ud83d\ude02


Redneck crazy is a great song \ud83d\udc4c


@KyleJLucas for sure!  I bought mine mainly for coyotes but if I dont kill a deer with my bow it will be nice to pick the AR to go after one


@PRoseish all gun control does is restrict the honest gun owner. the criminal will get a gun illegally.


I can't wait to set up camp and brew the first batch of skippy at 7 am next week


#complimentday @brittanyy_8565 has the cutest outfits ever! \ud83d\ude0a


@TessRebmann @BTerrray @yumypanda @katieemcpherson you're so privileged I wish I was you Tess teach me how to live off welfare


Having a Coney Island at the end of your sub would be pretty good if the service wasn't so god awful


PmS at it's finest , this day better over soon


I need cranberry juice to go with my vodka tonight.


@westerkamm01 I am over 100 pounds! I'll show you!


@TPSCraig @skipdouglas is that the new Christmas? #missher


@Molly_Bridget__ ik lol remember \dad?\" \"Oh hi Sean is dad there?\" Lol"


@cicc51 that coffee brings back memories\ud83d\ude0a


Today has been great already. \ud83d\udc4c #thankgoodness


Why am I in the same testing room as my sister \ud83d\ude33


\Wilfred get off!!\" \"I'm trying to!\" Laughed my ass off to that"


I'm just trying to help. Don't bite my head off.


@LucasCrist33 @JonnyC17 @tcrist50 @ImPhilthyDoe bahahaha. Oh yeah definitely.


All I do is sleep, count down the hours, and pine after my boyfriend. #BoringAF


About to cuddle up with my sleepy boyfriend. \u263a\ufe0f I've waited two weeks for this. \ud83d\udc97


@SteveO2VitO lol yeah you guys easily won that one


Watching Paramore's live stream on my phone because the iTunes on my mac is black screening me.


May not have got a 4.0 like everyone else but passed all my classes and finally had a good GPA. #imhappy


I was one of the five of my phone isn't showing me the people


Ugh why does my truck break down during the summer?


@torsongzz same! Can't wait to see your boodaful face \u263a


Basketball Talk with @LaneCoulter \ud83c\udfc0


@basedyoungheid @jaimeebeyer @sweetpooges oh yeah emmalee


Finally getting to be in the student section >>>>>>


\He is a jelly bean\" \"one of those gross black licorice ones.\""


@danicrossey8 August 16th we get to stare at that perfection of a man \u263a\ud83d\ude0b


Hope nobody seen that creep shot tweet before I deleted it #boyfriends could get upset and I didn't mean it in that context. #Clarification


Everybody breathe, the brows are back. @MileyCyrus


If I don't pass imma #Pissed \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


I hate the fact that I have an 8am and my roommate doesn't. I feel so loud in the morning.


If only I got to see it. \ud83d\ude1e I could brag too.


@JuanInNY83 That's big help for Blazers. Z-bo is a tough match up.


@NiallOfficial I'm so busy watching you grow up I've forgotten I'm growing up to \ud83d\ude29


@firefighter3730 I'm not so much on this end I sent u one and I think its lost in the cosmos can't b very long...


@Michael5SOS good morning michael \u2764\ufe0f


My GTA IV game was somehow deleted. My life is over.


The stars these past two nights have been something else


@Red_River_Blue Birmingham is on sale a week tomorrow so i'd say rest of.UK dates will be too


Nothing like putting on a pair of sweatpants right out of the dryer!


@Fisk_it_to_me we will be joining you very soon sir


Now get to go out & spend $100 on a required straightening iron bc it's that time of year when mine breaks for no reason. #chi #neverfails


Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 1005.3 mb, Rising slowly. Temperature 44.2 F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 87%


I just want things to be Okay.. I want things to be back to normal.. I hate when this happens..


@optimistic_bass sitting here showing me videos of people too fucked up. Just realized that's one of my #1 fears. People having videos of me


@MHarrisPerry @brendon310 @glaad i would have. He's adorable.


@Kymbee34 lol, that's when you finish your drink and walk away mid conversation. #scoutsout


Cuddling with my puppy makes me feel better


i would stumble upon a movie that normally i wouldnt watch and finished it just coz i got nothing to do. Sometimes they turned out 2 b good


Its so hard to be working today when I could be outside. Thank god for lunch breaks! @roastandtoast


Great day \ud83d\ude0a. I'm excited for what the future has in store for me and for the people God has brought into my life #blessed


Tomorrow's Monday \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12 stressing..


Just got in a sticker war on Facebook with Logan Jensen... ive probably said two words to the kid my whole life. Hahaha


Hey AP stats, youll be the reason i don't get the life scholarship. Fuck you.


I hate going to sleep, just because I know I'm gonna have the same nightmare


I miss all the crazy memories I've had with @katiesprauer \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2a lol so many good timeess!


This psychology final will be the death of me.\ud83d\ude12 ...Only thing getting me through it is it will be my last psych class forever \ud83d\udc4c


@EricDavis402 sadness. See you should have listened to me


@AllyB08 what do you think of Nathan on oth?!


@kenziemorgan_ yeah every once and a while you should to stay sane


But I am prone to hyperbole....so take that with a grain of salt


@alyssa73090 I would be so proud of myself


\Who's got it better than us?\" \n\nThe Ravens do."


What a damn sorry excuse for a human \ud83d\udc4c


watching rocky horror picture show with my dad can be quite awk at times...


I know you still think about the times we had


Locking all the doors so kidnappers don't come


@strandquist booo. I want some! Have fun. I have Sunday Ticket, let me know when you want to hang on a Sunday.#iwantstew


@BabyCuzo haha should give you a while, they're all good though man


@CarolinaBoy116 this calls for a nocturnal wedding ASAP


@nataliedente fear is a product of to much thinking


I was gonna text you for cuddles but you're probably texting her so you get no cuddles. \ud83d\ude20


Am I the only one who thinks waking up to snow on the ground is a magical thing?! \u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f\u2744\ufe0f #snowprincess


I can't stand my mom. She's getting mad & freaking out on me because I don't feel good.


Tries convincing my mom to by me some J\u00e4germeister. It didnt work. Neither did Hennessy or captain morgan.


Raise your hand if you've become lazier than ever \ud83d\ude4b


@ravenalegria13 @rapcritic_tgwtg If I recall correctly, it's bigger and The World's Sexiest Geek's.


High School Musical 3 \ud83d\udc66\ud83d\udc67\ud83d\udc71\ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfac


Think I am experiencing my first migraine \ud83d\ude16 #Ouch


Me and @c_steiner718 just had a gnarly boogey boarding wipeout


TCU is a bunch of Republicans. They don't deserve a bailout like that. #Cyclones


My room may be a mess, but I know where everything is.


@ragland03 Thursday 3-8 Sat 3-7. Sarah on vacation so I'm nights mostly.


@Eclipsy09 @sparklydutchess at least Marshall knows how to knock guys on their ass


I hope everyone realizes that today is Christmas Eve Eve Eve. \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\u2764\ud83c\udf81


@ohheykae Anytimeee :) maybe we need a Chinese date soon


@nosduhanna haha my crazy teacher! \ud83d\ude29 I asked


@jonesjuice yeahhh sorry, that wasn't me! I left my phone at my friends house and that's what happened


But really coming to the doctor makes me feel super awk. At least the nurses and my doctor are cool \ud83d\ude01


watched @cmcdavid97 highlights and im in love \u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0d he is too good! seriously.


Swearing on the bible means nothing unless you live by the words written in it. You could just swear over a clipboard..


seriously, I don't know what I'd do without you in my life \ud83d\ude0a #helplesslyinlove


Crazy how life can change in a blink of an eye


You know, movies are great and all but I have to say. I am so much more a book person.


I care about you. If you ever watch this tape. I care


Someone please bring me and @MelLoveee popcorn


@kennajunedelp no you don't \ud83d\ude11


Thankful on days like this that I work at a coffee stand


i wanna fast forward to summer when everything's better


@Pink_Dagger They really are. I'm glad they didn't just hook them up, though. Although I hope it's a faster end game than Josh and Donna.


I'm gonna miss my little pretties this weekend. Have fun but be safe @biavelez7 @BethanyHan @alwhite_6 @srhenley13 .. See you Sunday \ud83d\ude18


I wish I could of taken the Napoleon night sky with me back to Sterling Heights... Miss looking at the stars!


@seanhealey25 @bgar15 @darkmeganis anyway we could do this excursion on Sunday? I could come up sat night for some activities?


@JordanPizzo you don't need another one! One rat is just enough haha


@DaxtonPatrick @jammin_jason @cole_kaney @clayluker @taj96paul wow. I can't wait to go next weekend


I've been a nervous ball of mess since 1pm. AHHHHH


My brother relationship is seriously the cutest thing in the world. #Jealous


I wish I was with Britney or anyone because I need someone


@Mattjordan2120 getting ready to make cookies. You coming to help?


@hatcher97 where is a cowboy fan's retweet from a 2013-14 Cowboy's defensive lineman


@tiapeters11 @Beanie_Les well you could of said that in the get go.


I've literately have never used FaceTime.


has automatically synced a weight from the Withings Scale. Crhannig lost 0.6 pounds since last weigh-in and 9.1 pounds so far! #myfitnesspal


Not going to wear makeup tomorrow so my mascara doesn't run when I fail this ksk.


@Plastich8erAlx is that a man or women??


@XxYourangel Pretty pic! Love sunlight like that


Drink. Drank. Drunk. Time to get wasted. @jen_bitchens


@Leverageluver21 @LoriAll369 @ChristianKane01 @LadyCaramel68 @LadyLeverage your very welcome


All I want is a puppy, to move into a nice new house and to go on vacation...is that too much to ask?


I haven't can't and probably will never be able to post a selfie on twitter idk is it just me


Going to bed this early >>> #CompetitionWeekend


Wow it actually stopped raining #surprised


\@moky6969: Wish i let my gf pick my friends for me. What a fucking tool.\" EVERYBODY LOOK AT THIS...I WIN. dunno what it's about but I WIN."


@ryanhodges16 I'm trying to find out the same thing


I love when two people have gun sessions


I am no solution to the sound of this pollution in me, yeah\nAnd I was not the answer\nSo forget you ever thought it was me, yeah


This migraine could go away any time now. I don't know how I'm even alive after only two hours of sleep and the night I had.


@T_RICK37 is a screen shotting slut \ud83d\ude0b #StopThat


It's plain and simple, I fucking hate you.


s&d players can't even be considered \good players\" IMO. They spend the time grinding 1 game mode while we split time between 3."


I can't help it that I'm so popular. #leavemealone


When Grey's Anatomy is a repeat I get pissed.


My family is in NYC right now! \ud83d\ude4f


Looks like I'm staying in my room all night..


Your All A Piece Of Shit Who Will Eventually Die So Fuck Life. Kick Rocks Bitch.


If I lose you, I'm afraid I would lose who I gave my love to


@hoff4prez I was trolling on you asking you questions we both knew the answer to, because of your original tweet in which you did the same.


Guess where I am for the weekend?! (: @Brittney_Wats @ashleykoch11


Why don't they have a NCAA baseball game


\u263a\u263a & her boyfriend tried to top my present. #thinkagain. @taraguillory123


Now it's time to gym hopefully I don't pull a hammy #meep \ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\udc7e


You know, You don't need to wait for New Years to change something in your life.


@CaitlinClarke_5 oh  i  thought you were talking about lost!!!!


why my dad leaves me with my mom and sister for a week is beyond me...\ud83d\ude4d\ud83d\udd2b


I seriously would do anything. To have my life the way it was this time a year ago


@jazmintruex well I think you care sooo\ud83d\udc81 \ud83d\udc96


@bradley_pack12 No! Because he's all mine. He's not officially my boyfriend. But I plan on it one day. And his names Michael. \ud83d\ude1b


the people on house hunters drive me fucking crazy. there is going to be stairs everywhere you go!


@eliseeroughan this is like a daily twitter topic...


People who talk about politics and don't know shit about it . Hate that shit . <<------


What the absolute fuck, railroad guys?!?


People are talking about this storm but I still have yet to hear thunder


I just want more mo'fin piercings. \ud83d\udc80


There are some people who's presence just pisses me off.


Bye Charlie. Thanks for the memories. Time for a new leader.


Need to do something tonight \ud83d\ude11


If you don't have the cloud-to-butt chrome extension yet your life is incomplete. You have to go to the 'cloud' Wikipedia page after.


There is nothing I hate more than seeing my brother in pain\ud83d\ude14


@PeytonsHead oh c'mon. Give them a break. It's not they raped someone........


@_starryshadows_ I have like 5 things of the pumpkin spice syrup. $10! Pay me.


I'm laughing because I forgot that you take me for granted


Most tired I've ever been #vegetativestate


@heybrittney__ well Vincent said you were poor so I'm sure you can't afford toilet paper.


@jadynallen13 I have my way with words \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18


I never remember that they test the tornado sirens every Saturday at noon in Norman until I hear them and get skurred.


@CaitySchutt I would if I didn't have homework! #lame ill try to get it done fast and then go \ud83d\ude0a


I wish there was gas for $2.79 around here. But I'm not gonna complain at least it's under $3


Tomorrow I will be volunteering with Habitat for Humanity. I am well into my third year doing this, and really look forward to it every time


I have read the same baby book 6 times. Baby sis refuses to read another. #killmenow


I officially scared the shit out of myself last night. Never been that fucked up driving home. #shouldofsoberedup


Well, at least the Rangers are gonna win.


Typical freak out cause pretty little liars is on with @alexiscarolineb


\u201c@CarolynD30: @Outshyne is being played on the radio now with the song Every Inch Of You....congrats guys\u201d one of my favs!!


I wish i had endless bottles of wine ugh wine so GOOD


I knew it was too good to be true. Shouldn't have fallen for that.


@suz_b31 @dish dude I can't state satellite TV. I've had all types of TV. For me cable was the best. Seriously.


@gabbycynthia I've already had two. Haha


I FUCKING LOVE BBQ CHICKEN PIZZA.. #BestOfBothWorlds


@cassidyy_shea @Night_Nicingale nicks freaking face lol priceless


People are dealing Pokemon cards in my first bloc #smh


I need a drink! A hard drink! One that will kick my ass!


The saddest thing ever is leaving 5 sweet puppies down with the big dogs and hearing them cry for you \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc94


Your my first and last thoughts of every day.


If I'm on this bus any longer I think my boobs might fall off \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude02


Just body slammed the door on my pursuit to the toilet


\@bossbitchfacts: You are exactly what you tolerate. You are what you put up with. You are what you accept. You are what you stand for.\""


@aliwilliams66 Hey everything good with you & your family?


@MeganKantor Megan your my favorite Hahaha


The puppy is whining because my hand isn't in her crate. She's staring at me and making this \come on\" whine. It's obnoxiously cute."


I'm so glad that I wiped out on the ice in a bathing suit and now have a swollen butt.....


We need a skating rink like cascade here, seriously.


Throwback to when me and @ksimmy69 had a meeting with mrs morehouse and we both cried hysterically


@AutumnFields2 @TAYLOR_MORAVEC @franruff @alikapty17 wahh I wish you were coming!!!


I have so many pictures I can tweet for #drunksluts but then I realize they're allll in Huntington. @kaceyyox3 @MmKatieBby


It sucks that you have to date the bad ones before you find the right one.


Yeah...I have the best boyfriend. #bejealous


You're one of the few people I can actually have good continuous conversations wih


I can't wait till I live in the city..wiff my franns it's so pretty.\ud83c\udf03


Class, then writing a philosophy paper before I go back to class.


Can you not. Go glue your hair back on now \ue416\ue416\ue416


all of your tweets are seriously so funny! like i'm dying of a collapsed lung i can't breathe


@bleachcreach well we missed shady maple...lets get to hoooopin


Speed it up and slow it down like I'm switching gearsss


@BeccaTennyson @DSyverson08 @Hinton_03 if i have the money too!


Had a dream about getting my wisdom teeth out, and now I'm actually  terrified


#JodiArias For JA only being 32 years old..she sure is looking old n ugly!!


To the kid whose mom just hit on me in front of you....\n#Burn


COOL KIERAN. DON'T TEXT ME BACK. GOOD TALK.


\Don't you ever say I just walked away\" #WreckingBall #miley"


Briana can I tweet about you'r tweet ? #myb


im still trying to comprehend why i got up before 10... this is unusual for me


It sucks knowing that we could never happen


@_feliciaasweet this is the best thing u have every tweeted


@itsTaylorBaxter @JPeregord @MikeIsAverage @kirbyisaboss @IAmTylerIacona this makes me happy


Probably best night in forever \ud83d\udc4c


\I suffer from that syndrome where your neutral expression makes it look like you\u2019re a angry serial killer\" @CaseyElaine014 this is you! Lol"


Don't talk to me if you're talking to other girls


The dude across from me just asked for air sickness bags, oh hell no! #gtfo


A Demi Lovato fan site retweeted me and for a split second I thought it was the real @ddlovato and my life was almost completely made.


Nice guy? I don't give a shit. Good father? Fuck you. Go home and play with your kids!


Maybe I'm being insensitive but heaping lavish praise on kids for simply graduating for high school seems over the top to me. #graduation


@SarahGoffinet @KStep_saysit @LoahNutz @jason_head16 just remember if you ever spot the real one... Don't play dead! Run for dear life!


@Kaitlin_Blaike she brought it up to me when I came in early once..worst 10 minutes of my life!!


Sledding is not meant for adults.... #ouch @catvernica


Now taking a nap then babysitting Johnathan for the night. \u270c


But hold your breath, because tonight will be the night


You're on my mind right now...why \ud83d\ude1e


Not like you care about me almost flipping my car ...


I'm so exhausted. I just want to be happy


Why do I even say anything it's not like anyone cares


Don't want this night to end.....\ud83d\ude03


Proud new owner of the cutest maxi dress evaaaa


Can you teach me how to love? I think I'm failing for you and I'm scared shitless...#willyoucatchme?


Don't miss the Lincoln Elementary Parent Holiday Sale in Petoskey today!  No admission fee.  Located across from the hospital.


Eating my subway while tweeting, so I'm subtweeting \ud83d\ude0f


@kayla_grace false. It does beat PLL wait till season 6


Last nights freestyle battle was great. Lol Ross brought up Haley and Steph.


@AustinMahone OMG OMG OMG !!!!!!!!! I can't wait!!!!!!!!!!


Still haven't showered,hungover, and headed back to forks for class #hotmess


Even though tyler the creator was sick af on stage, and puked after he was pretty good lol. But Cudi rocked it\ud83d\ude0d @ducidni


Nice day to just get in the sti and go for a long ride


I can't do a damn thing right. I swear \ud83d\ude4c


Also you have shitty generic tattoos. I really could just keep going on .


Time for this crabby bitch to go to bed\u270c


@jnsimp oh. I didn't know he was ever a coach


And baby it's amazing I'm in this space with you


Your in a bad mood everyday.. you dont need to tweet it every single morning.


Instead of typing my essay I'm watching The Rugrats Movie. Time wasted? I don't think so.


Just lock myself out of my car... @willyhammond1 hooks it up with AAA


@mattygraves7 awwww okay fine I'm cominggg haha


Predicting I never see a person in real life with a samsung watch phone.


\@reIationships: Cheating on a good girl is like throwing away a diamond and picking up a rock.\" @kmikaylahucm7 haha i wanna tag him so bad"


@Brienza_Ryan @hayleyysymons iMessage can choke on a dick! #fixit


@Leslie_Diana ... Must have those frames.


Your goodbye wasn't good enough \ud83d\ude0a


@KCrawford17 lmao we dont suck. Just cant find the right guy. Lol


Laying in bed with 6 dogs and a cat lol I'm surrounded by love :) waiting for my dinner to get here. Back feels a little better


I feel like all i have are my bestfriends, some of my family and my sister. I dont need anyone else, fuck you. #Pissed


Tennessee is such a dark horse team this year


When was the last time you thought of me? Or have you completely erased me from your memory?


Tomorrow is a new day and another chance.


I wonder if anyone has proposed through snapchat yet... I feel like some asshole has


@handsinthe_ER you are literally so cool! Crazy! College! #teachme


@jesssalynsuelaa well my wife beats me so how am I supposed to lose the tude


@TaylurrMariee it's not even bad getting them removed I worked myself up so much cause once they do the anethsia you're out


So sick of bullshit. Ugh I need a relaxing night. Three more sources for reaearch then time to pull five pages out if thin for for psych ugh


\u201c@BbyKay130: #ThoughtsInTheHallways wonder if I appear baked today? @iplayvoiceWTF\u201d


@mike_doeblin this account loves you to Michael\ud83d\ude0a


I swore it was Thursday, I even posted a tbt picture \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Those hot guys working at the mall\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc45


Such a pretty face but you turned into a pretty big waste of my time \ud83c\udfb6


Beat Higgins in both leagues this year.... Gotta love it


@NinaKay94 dont think you'll face a tougher decision ever...


#Westwood running out of gas #OpenChampionship


Oh looks like I need more vodka. That's cute


@JordanManigoe did I not text u 3 weeks ago saying I wanted OSU vs MSU because OSU needed to play an elite defense ?


@Valenchata hahahah wonder what that means \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude09


Waking up at 630 is gonna feel like a treaaaat


@hannahpaw @WorkaholicsQ Hahaha that's awesome


@getdownwolfie too bad you have to be vile on line but round and round we go


A cuppa tea and Downton Abbey #Sunday #SOEXCITED


nothing's worse than when you do somethin wrong and there's nothing you can do to fix it


If you want to be close minded, fine! I potty you.


@UPS @UPSHelp pack in delivery vehicle since 9:00am but hasn't delivered yet 4:20, what do u guys deliver in? Horse #upssucks #neveruseups


never in my life have I felt this shitty


still can't believe how solid that fucking screen was last night.


Bring me to the horizon is fucking legend. \ud83d\udc4f


A year and a half today with @AdamThill1 I know we've had our ups and downs but it's only make us stronger. I love you babe! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Not waking up at 530 is AMMMMAZING \ud83d\ude0a


My dog is so annoying. Fuck I'm trying to sleep and your panting and shaking. Yep you're kicked out tonight. \ud83d\udc4a


Monday should be sleep day. \ud83d\ude34


And I wish you cared. But ofcourse you don't.


Is this paper actually due a week from today?  Because that probably won't happen


@Brittneyyy101 @MeganMBarry @jordanbell21 I can't wait!!!!!


@KADE2351 he is a winner... If you can't respect him for what he does than how do you respect kobe?


I need to go to tj maxx. I need leggings.


@laura_gill24 I think Beltran should of won NLCS MVP. But if he has a big game tonight. Who knows. He is 3rd on my list for MVP's


I'm cold and need my boyfriend to smuggle with


@KyFTFO like the one Patrick used last night to get pop. Patrick got cigarettes too?


Diet Coke with Rum and Lime juice. There is a god and she rocks!


I got that weed blowin, champagne poppin.


@xavvvvvv you're asking too much of me #lazy


Do daddies really never go away? Grandpa, tell me bout the good old days. #np


My phones dying and my charger is upstairs \ud83d\udc4e


@Brhodesxe21 you're jealous and you know it \ud83d\ude0f


@Bman419 I think so, come with me an we'll sign up at the same time and what not.


Making bacon pancakes with Zane. \ud83d\udc4f


Before you ask me to go to get a job today, can I at least get a raise on the minimum wage?


@MirandaRalston no like ive never laughed so hard in my whole life like we were running so fast and you get a call like um tomorrow!.


Whoever put the coffee in the break room didn't screw the fuckin lid on all the way jus dumped scalding coffee all over my hand and arm


@DonnieWahlberg @NSYNC @NKOTB @BoyzIIMen That's awesome, too!


@karleeslater we just have to get through math and ragnones bs and saturday will be here :) #noworries


@jadeweinstock you wanna do mine for me? You'll be the best person ever \ud83d\ude01


Not even sure what tests I have tomorrow


An hour turns to a few. A day turns to a week or two


Good luck to my fav soccer girls tonight! @falontaylorrr @KatieRimmer_ @Tis_Angela @BrittaniCullins


Rip bird that hit my windshield and got stuck


I swear if I played football I would kick the shit out of everyone


I don't say bye, I say \ud83d\udc4b\u270c .


I swear that was Beyonce in Crabtrees uniform


@djwonder Always sir!! Have been since day one!!


@Love2_SeeParis practice a lot. Confidence. Or you could always picture everyone in their underwear.\ud83d\ude09


People lose their limbs and are still active and fit..... Maybe I should go run a mile. Or 20.


@jesshansen033 be careful on there! Haha


Anything to do with you just makes me sick.


I have school in 5 hours... insomnia go away #ughhhhh


@ShellySometimes you can have Wordpress host and slap a domain on it. That's what I do and I'm pretty happy.


This mud<<< i feel bad for @B_Comstock12 parents #muddinprobs


Nose got pretty fucked up in prac today #puck


@HeidiCooke they call me Betty Crocker \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc81


@ktbrew7 hahaha I know. For some reason when I clicked to put it on twitter from Instagram it took out my brother's name and put in mine..


I saw three high schoolers post pictures of their baby bumps..\n\nI lost faith in humanity.


There was an \ Olympic game\" event at the Dominican some drunk guy joined and he jumped over the obstacle course he was first and ended up"


@austindavies and,we beat you guys lmfao ikr annoying


@chelsearusso15 someone in the vineyard tweets the lyrics wagon wheel at least once a day \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d


Relationships last because two people made a choice. The decision to keep it, to fight for it, and to work hard for it.


@mskatieleigh I still don't want a huge crowd \ud83d\ude33 I'll pee.


@MrNick_Ruark Wait, what? I don't recall  lying about anything


does someone want to come hangout with me \ud83d\ude4d


I don't like where we are. No one truly believes in love trust hope and faith anymore. And that's the fault of all races and both sexes.


@roslynnlsl2 Did you enjoy your experience at The Little Diner? Then please tell the world at Tripadvisor and/ or Yelp. Thanx! :)


I'm kinda salty right now.. \ud83d\ude4d


@ssaammzzz @yeaahhhTORI send me pictures when you're done!


It is technically halloween in 3 hours and 6 minutes and 3 second


Hoping for the best, preparing for the worst


Shout out to @lil_addie for being an awesome friend! I miss you! Another shout out to @Angie_Chief for being the bestest friends ever \u2764\ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c


Kyles cat rubbed my face I'm gonna die now


The Lone Ranger reminds me of red dead redemption lol \ud83d\ude04


I can't wait to go to Chicago and have a Starbucks date with @ihatekjackson in a few days! \ud83d\ude0a\u2615


I realize now that I have to own the moment instead letting the moment own me. Realize I have the moment for the taking. #MyMoment


@carolinepennell I think you were great! I'm still going to vote for you this week!  #VoiceTop10


Taste in music tells you so much about a person. It's something that I am greatly fascinated in and attracted by. #MusicIsLife


*Last hockey tweet of night sorry* #PerksofLockout hockey games every night and fav team every other night


@DarrylTalley agreed but Incognito is/was a loose canon. Just read some of his tweets to Adam Sheffler, telling him to \bring it\""


@_britttannny why are you still talking? Haven't you gotten the hint that you and your opinions don't matter so stop getting involved


Forever misspelling my tweets. Fuuuuck it


Well that sucks. I lost my ID... And my key. Wonderful.


I want to be in a The Beatles cover band.


Hope you all have a wonderful New Years!! Praying for many things in 2014.. \ud83c\udf8a\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf89\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18


@Kyee1217 Oohhh girl! You know I'll crack that white! Literally. I'll bring my whip if I have to!


@carly_reb tonight is the infamous Vball banquet.. Did you wanna go write a speech on the back of a menu in the bathroom? #misssu


Pout to yourself. I refuse to feel sorry for you.


@ibeallie @CTOneThree Chad, I'll come up Sunday night and we'll do work on that pool on Monday \ud83d\udc4d


My third time school supply shopping this summer.


Hey someone needs to tell me what species Rihanna is because i am definitly not in the same one as her


When you're so hungry but all you have is pizza that you ate for dinner and french fries<<<<<<<<<. I want a damn burger.


I'm effin tired. But hey, you can sleep when you're dead \ud83d\ude32


@TristinCosta87 is horrible at indirect tweeting


The more I think about it I lost everything close to me!


i'm so high right now guys and I don't even care about ms Boucher like chem is cool but !!! i'm busy with my own priorities my face is heavy


I guess I'm gonna watch another movie then go to the gymmmm.


Not enjoying being one of the few kids who has to work 35 hours a week or more instead of going out and having fun.....


@geraldcc69 awwe, come to Salem sometime then!!!


@ilovekevinlove I said Weirs Beach! Youre the fuck.


If senior year is even half as awesome as my summer, then I'm in for the best year of my life so far.


Praying for huge decisions to be made today! Ready to celebrate together! The tomb is EMPTY! Our God is not dead!


I remember when me and @NHolzschuh used to chill and listen to climax.... #missthosedays


Looking like a super douche doesn't stop me from loving snapbacks


Every boy wants a good girl to be bad just for him and every girl wants a bad boy to be good just for her. Crazy World


@ChelseaBStew What!! I didn't even know you had her! I need to come hold her. ASAP


@volvocarsus thanks Irv! Hope to see ya soon!


I went out for like 20 minutes & it's like I broke the law or something


Today marks Day 1 of the Pelican Bay Prisoners Hunger Strike to protest the inhumane conditions of solitary confinement. #PBhungerstrike


You probably won't reply but tell you me and J. Boehner have a longer term plan then this.


Temptation is the best movie ever .... Hands down.


In my two years of nursing school, I have never been grossed out by ANYTHING. Until \molar pregnancy\" came around. I can't handle it \ud83d\ude37"


9.5 miles yesterday #holyshit #ifeeltheburn


@Dana_Marie207 hey girl no worries!! this week sounds great Dinner or something soon \ud83d\ude18


I wish someone would make me their mcm\ud83d\ude12


@Bonerwitt hahaha. Is that at your house?


\@PlNKSECRET: Bra off\nMakeup off\nBest feeling\ud83d\ude4c\""


@Huntermoore Because all of the people on welfare and fucking stoners like him too much, and they're ignorant as hell.


At one point I did wanna be a psychologist until I realized I really don't care about anyone else or their feelings.


I like Dzeko, because he plays for City, but not when he scores against the US


@malstuck oh yes, its chopped up my brain into pieces... After mrs weaver already jackhammered it...


@RealIanD_swag so we bout to go out or to matts for the game?


@leah_are last week in January and first week in February! Des and Kirby are going to!


\ud83d\ude12 I love gettin out of school and not being able to talk to Colton.


@mrs_goldie24 just sayin lol. I think you never want me to have a girl of my own :(


We get it, 2013 has four different numbers. #NoOneCares


Great day of camp! We are ready for the next 2 days. Be intense, excited & focused. Viking Pride!


Runnin down vermillion and havin 3 cars full of girls yell at me I think ill be ok \ud83d\ude0a I just wish I didn't have headphones in


Why do girls get so jealous and bitchy towards other girls when in a relationship? I will never understand.


@RoccoSeth is so cute when he's drunk \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc95


A girl like you is impossible to find, you're impossible to find #fallforyou


I've been at the top for awhile now, but I ain't jumped yet.


I am really upset that @keesee13 and @_tmoney13  didn't want to hangout during break!


Ya get more with honey than you do with vinegar\u261d #reallife


I feel so fucking ALIVE! My mind is clearing! I love my friends and I love my life!!!


@_CorBoB Haha oh not yet! On the 4th! But thank you \ud83d\ude0a


@CollinsKey this made me laugh a good laugh thank you


when the heck is hockey season I'm bored with my life


@Childers3_ @jt__erskine Dakota. Ur tryin to star for JV. Get higher expectations if ur so good


\ud83c\udfe1\ud83d\ude99- I MISS YOU SO MUCH!! \ud83d\ude0d you are really good at football and rapping \ud83d\ude0f haha we still haven't hung out and played basketball, text me ?


Lady Scots did not bring their A game! Nice hits in the last inning Kay Wilson nice triple 9-12 looks better then the 2-12 that it was!


I don't think I've even neen more happy to be alive than right nown


@maeghanmurphy how snout I'll bring a lot of them for both of us


@NickEventually I fell for speedway tornado things. I'm a pos


The way people drive in a little flurry really blows my mind #turnthefuckup


like tana has me text him game details while he's flippin burgers.. kaleb says my team sucks.. wtf.


@brookelane11 aww thanks babe \ud83d\ude18


@ArLoL_Selix what you don't like working with me?!


Omg I almost have three thousand tweets does anyone want a SHOUTOUT for it!?\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude01


I literally burns hours of my time just with social media...why?! #addicted and #ijustcantgetenough


@melissgoldstein Number 1 could not be more on point #RushCrush #WeFoundLoveInAHopelessPlace \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc6d


I've said it before and I'll say it again... I don't have friends I have family.... #loyalty


@savhaney fuck you for sending me a pic of you on a beach this morning \ud83d\ude21jealous


@h_Smity come over I made pumpkin seeds and brownies


Lets have a Sunday lay around and do nothing group


Why would you wear sweatpants in the welding lab? Hello burnt ballsack


I hear sirens.. Not sure if they're for me.. Waiting for the ambulance..


I'm about to throw this piece of shit computer out the window


Thinking about getting a group of guys to go watch Laconia vs Springs tomorrow night in Fondy. Let me know if you're interested! #TeamLogan


In Massillon but not seeing @dancingnancies9 or @jmillers23 <<<


Debating another tattoo while on break ..


Love missing the best game in college football history because I was watching a movie. Thanks Han


I always have scary dreams and wake up and refuse to move #scary


Wow what great staff and fans here at Camden Yards for the @Orioles game as a @Mets fan I am very impressed. #HatsOff


I can't even put a sock on lmfao my foot isn't okay.


@RayHusky I am so fucking tired in sleeping in school all day


I'm probably getting on everyone's nerves with my \Zach and I\" tweets, but I don't give a fuck. No one will ever understand. #TrueLove \ud83d\ude18"


Imagine if you're parents didn't pay for your phone. 99% of us GB kids wouldn't have one anymore.


@franciscojms I'm still going to be a good person & be nice to the people who deserve it, but not towards the people who don't.


Lol came to get a burger and I get a job. Works for me \ud83d\udc4d


If I played hockey, all I'd do is fight. I would never score, but you best believe I would knock some teeth out and rack up the penalties.


So thanks a lot, 'cause I'm making waves and your not. I'm done taking bad advice and that's fine by you. -@TheSwellers


How was that Duncan's foul?! Shouldn't have been called on either of them! Let them play


@FilipinoAce you're so cute! I love you so much! Night \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


The Peanut Festival is tonight and I can't go..#bummer


@jodymbk see!! Sometimes mom just knows best! GO you!!


Wondering what time it will be tomorrow when I finally try to get home from my dads #school #thatsquestionable


I just really need someone to talk to right now


Hey boys we might be driving right through GR to Florida this weekend. Can do this cold much longer. You in? @schalk_zach @JLochinski17


@FrankieSemo yeah that's good. I do treadmill runs on the weekend but if this weather stays right here ill be able to go outside more


I've been spending my day on the couch and I plan on continuing it that way \ud83d\udc4d


what if everyone that doesn't know me misinterpreted my tweets and I actually have a boyfriend coincidentally named vlad?


If only I could figure out what to do with myself after high school would be great, I have a year and a half and yet I need to know#problem


It's time I learned to stop making stupid decisions


I think its so cute when someone quotes our tweets and tags their LDL in it.


I like how im just chilling in the hall @ChaseHamilton_  @BBORDrunkTrain


if it wasn't for Alex I would've quit studying hours ago.. \ud83d\ude01 #motivation #thankyou


Been graduated for a year now. Damn...this past year has been one for the books #oldman \ud83d\udc4c


All them other boys wanna wind you up and take you downtown, but you look like the kind that likes to take it way out \ud83d\ude0f


Your dog eats it's own shit... It doesn't need REAL meat in its dog food you imbeciles


Its amazing how much one person can change your entire mood (: #happytweet


Love waking up to a group text by @Bigdavey26,@amote_34 , @Mattmarkham819,and @MattForsthoff .Thanks for the disgusting mental images chumps


@sctthckmn I've always loved kids that make less than 20k/year but flaunt the luxuries of their loaded parents.


@taylorschulte8 @AshleySaps I'm Babysitting sorrrrry


I just need someone and the ppl that r there for me I just know ill make miserable w my problems so I don't want help from them. mehhh \ud83d\ude25


@ZSchneider10 actually a good band! Haha


I will never understand why girls find the need to greet their friends with 'hey slut'... 1. Its mean 2. you sound stupid.


Congrats to @abbymoore05 and @BenjiTakamine :):):) so happy for you guys!!


@cdamico18 man I don't think ill be moving from a couch that day unless the bag falls and isn't within reaching distance... Lmao


@koszy_5 Ohhh lol and its hard caus I can text with them but not use them on any other apps! #droidprobs


Life becomes easier when you learn to accept an apology you never got...


Day off tomorrow ...opening up the pool ...can't wait for drunk volleyball all summer


Hair getting wet = very unhappy Cassidy \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude46


@xbrandnewseason ill put it on your card. \ud83d\ude18


Cry everytime I listen to boys of fall. So many memories and people I miss \ud83d\ude2d\ud83c\udfc8


Omfg, Never send a text when you're half sleep. Mine didn't make any sense at all.


I'm that guy that would treat you 10x better than any other guy could! You deserve way better than what your getting now..


what if everyone at my school knew my insane thoughts


@M_Kay40Raines it's okay haha I know how that is completely. Sometimes you have to be harsh with them.


S/o to Wally for bringing me subway for lunch!


Got me like dayum baby, dayum. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc8b


its like all that time i spent letting you in and learning to trust you, built up this beautiful stained glass window


Not looking forward to finding parking for work... #HOI #mcfaddens \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83


I'm actually in a decent mood for once \ud83d\udc4d


And if my lungs still let me breathe, will you be there for me? \nif I can make myself believe and give you back what you took away.


\You lied now Santa and God don't like you\""


@giiannnaaa it's raw \ud83d\udc20. dats so gross \ud83d\ude37


S/O to my mom for going 45 in a 25 area.


I have some of the absolute worst friends ever.... Not all of them at least.


@Bobby_D_M hey there! Have fun n safe travels!


@DatGirlCharly my grandma texts me sometimes


This campus blows right now.. sooo bored. What's going on


WHITE PEOPLE ARE THE SOURCE OF ALL PROBLEMS


@Jessica__Haugen that's what the fuck in saying. I still haven't ate a single piece of candy. I'm eating a damn apple right now. #Pissed


I'm about 6000 dollars away from my dodge cummins #sofar


Don't you wanna stay\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


@ACSpollen  Only a useless moron would take advice from Marion Barry.


you just proved how much of a slut you are. #niceone


Funny how my sister Jessica is sitting here watching Hairspray so intently


Screw ever getting a boyfriend. I have my 6 brothers and that's all I'll ever need!


Awesome timing. We just lost power and the electrician is scheduled to install generator Tuesday. Missed it by that much. #CanStillPost


If you don't have a dream, then what are you living for? Dream big, achieve bigger!


@BarackObama I'm gonna quit working so I can live off YOU Dem's have made it where its so easy to live good off the system! #not


According to coach Wilson every day is a beautiful day \ud83d\ude02


Question: can someone who has gone to an album signing please let me know how it goes?  Is it something a 8 & 5 yr old could do?? Cont...


If you wanna see me twerk look at my last post


gonna go get ready for my fabulous night and who knows, maybe you'll be one of the lucky five tonight?? :-)


If all they do is let you down then kick em to the curb instead of running back to them every time. #youneverlearn


@Kayli_Q hahaha we'll we went geocashing too and we got home at like 230 and I fell asleep and Allie and them took all the pillows so I get


Do you like hugs? Do you like drugs? Wait what? Lol


@Lyss_lyss19 So proud of my sissy and what she's accomplishing. I look up to her so much. Love you bestfriend \ud83d\ude0a


I've always been one of them boys rollin' 'round in jacked up toys makin' noise on small town Friday nights


Got home safe and sound :) but I have to say, I'm missing the warm Florida sun on my skin right now.... #bittersweet


@PresidentStep @PILL_aDeLpHiA did you ever end up hittin it?


@Shelbs2216 Do you know where yout working yet!??


My dad just tries to find ways to piss me off


So ready to just be home already and skip over the 12 hour drive. Can't handle this anymore.


Mass\ud83d\ude4f, then breakfast w my girls, then to the office all day #BrownJug #focus


\Dude, I've never told anyone this, but once when I was driving I hit a child. I floored it and drove away. It was so scary.\"- @dylankelly23"


Okay the condom challenge is seriously disgusting.


Just caught myself singing We Can't Stop by Miley Cyrus....\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2b NOT UP IN HERE!! \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude49


What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!


My oh my you're so good looking, who are you when I'm not looking


I've been in a weird ass mood today\ud83d\ude1c


Ready for this day to be over already and I haven't been up an hour


I seriously love the fall\ud83c\udf43\ud83c\udf41\ud83c\udf42\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\udc7b\u2615 its perfect for everything\ud83d\ude0a


@kaitlin_pevan I think I wanna do the last two weeks of Alaska Hoops with Krehg! Just gotta look at flight prices. :)


Wish the Astros were in the NL Central still


It's honestly embarrassing how scared I am of moths


@abbystuder1 @kendiekatz16 lol .... Okay !!! We can gossip


@katejo_22 better not forgot my brownies \ud83d\ude0c and I'm still getting that touch up right?


I thought the miss America pageants were in January.. But this one is on Sunday right?? Anyone know details on this?


Clearly too easy to end it tonight. #bruins #notimpressed


@ThePoopBoy delicious bass man. It always works.


@J_minix98 @LundgrenDylan right Jenner!?


@meghanbaron obvious reasons. Why does it not list any for you at all if that's the case?


girls think I'm conceited cuz I know I'm attractive \ud83d\udc81


Gettin pumped up!!!!! Almost game time!!! #rollherd


@kelsbuck @YourFoodPorn our favorite \ud83d\ude0d \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\udc9c


my mom won't go for a walk with me though the trails in our backyard right now. like come on. live a little.


@BANKo_Is_Open I just wanted to see a blue duck


yep I will be taking myself shopping on valentines day. Might as well spend my money on me, since I don't have anyone else to spend it on!\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4d


Maybe I'm just not meant to be happy \ud83d\ude12


@rachrazzz omfggg I literally just died laughing #hohoho


I'm having crabs today for like the 6th time this summer then again on Wednesday #lifeisgood


it's days like today I wish I had rain boots.


Wind 0.7 mph NNE. Barometer 30.28 in, Rising quickly. Temperature 78.3 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 60%


#ThingsICantLiveWithout my boyfriend :) @spudmansaunders


@BryceNowicki26 sorry I'm so perfect \ud83d\udc81


Sorry to the attitude I've given everyone today. It's been an exhausting 24 hours.


@logz_w @JakeKiehl10 I just saw this I really hate you both omg


T swifts new single just confirms the well known fact that she gets fucked over a whole lot #sorrygirlfriend


Much thanks to the girl who kicked me in the face during my game today, I now have a bump right under my eye


I haven't talked to @teakettle1 in so long oh my gosh, bby you need to txt me


@joexextata427 ...So Thankful your home today!!! \u2764


@DRAELDER yours is still unopened. I have my own!!


But the Broncos got it right back, so it's all good haha


@itstonybennett @abfalecbaldwin HBT tweet ... Parallel lives


I'm going to fuckin punch you in the face


If I fall you're going down with me, going down me baby if I fall. #dixiechicks


@Trentdoe I can't been in line for 50 minutes now, shook the post Commanders hand though


Margaritas with my ladies #twitterless Haley and @Cfinnegan02


I think I just ruined our friendship...complete opposite direction I was hoping


have u ever rolled and gotten to the point of it when ur like wow I'm gonna wanna shoot myself for all the friends I've made tonight ya me 2


and everythings adding up ,\nyouve been through hell and back thats why you bad as fuck .\nand you know you are .


My love for you grows stronger and stronger everyday. #cheesyquote


@GunsLoaded56 dude be Hanson is surprisingly not bad.


\Okay,but if we get caught,remember, your deaf &I dont speak English\" clearly this was for Megan and I just didnt know it yet!\ud83d\ude02 @megannemma"


@norahbruther your day is Starbucks yoga pants snapchat gossip girl repeat #basic


@KelseyAskins message me ur number and I will FaceTime u tonight about it (:


Crying at work is always fun.. #Dissapointed


@24jacobs lol I didn't know yu had a Twitter lol I never get on lol


Definitely watching The Notebook\ud83d\ude02


New Years breakfast with my boy @JrJohnson42 #TheLife


Good Game tonight guys @Nate_Mitchell8 @Dr_Nasty_15


This red hot chili peppers greatest hits album is just about perfect


@LilRad3 sorry I couldn't stop and talk \ud83d\ude14 my brother was rushing me like crazy


I ain't trying to be in the middle of this shit


\No it goes back like a starfish...\" @Loganronco"


@ElPadrino616 get that ass here then sloot.


@Michelle_M_74 that's a great picture. You look like friends hanging out!


if i were a caterpillar i would probably emerge from my cocoon as another slightly fatter caterpillar


@Alyssa_rogers glad you like it \ud83d\ude0f


Refuse give up all good things happen in time!!!


One thing ive noticed through growing up. If youre in an argument just keep your cool it pisses off the person youre arguing with so bad.


Everything is going to be alright, maybe not today, but eventually.


Gonna smoke this and watch awkward then sleeep


Then I cut her like a barber with a Parkinson's disorder.


The only companies I let text me are Chipotle and the WWE, but WWE just pushed the limit with that Total Divas text.


@ohaisamk I like the Tegan & Sara CDs too. I've heard their sound before, so it wasn't much of a surprise as The Temper Trap was, haha.


Second exam of the day ... #readytoleave


@kabumere Duh Silly.. According to US wage standards


Your mama sucks so much dick she walk around on he knees


My idea of bombing a class is getting a B+


LOL, Waino in Game 3? Cards already up 2-0? #12in13 Six to go @Total_CardsMove


@carrier_chris what does that even mean. if you jump I jump <3 faggot


@QueenVicMirror Victoria I had the illness Kate does & mine lasted 8 months, believe me she needs this & I hope she can enjoy it\ud83c\udf39\ud83d\udc51\ud83c\udf39 #Kate


@JC_Strobel23 @j_foote23 @Justin75Herman it sounded like that one voice jared does then jared called me & i got 3 calls from a private #


I have been jamming out to @justinbieber for 8 hours.


@80srockmusiccom you give love a bad name!!


Your the one that I love and I'm saying goodbye.


I keep her heels high, she keep my dick shootin'


@MintyFreesshh @m3lani3xx oh course we will


@LetsMakeDealCBS Yes, funny to see people make the same mistakes twice.


Imagine that. One day you care, and the next you don't. Lets gimme a schedule for next month so I can keep track. #asshole


@KellyDaaaang you were supposed to express your desire to text me right away


Getting ready to go to the mall is such a long process because you always have to look your best otherwise people aren't as nice to you


\u201c If two people are meant to be together, they will eventually find their way back into each other's arms, no matter what.\u201d


On my way to NP conference in Kansas City never been


Fav dinner tonight what a good day \u263a\ufe0f


I'm so ready for college basketball season and Aaron Craft \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@Mdownam it was fine. I got the next one. Took less than 1/2 hour.


Seth and Amanda are being more than disgusting right now on twitter


Someone please dm me.. I'm dying of boredom.. Idc who you are. Please make my night


@TheBallBible you never text me either! This is a two way street buddy boy


@F3nning @spinningpnut hopefully someone can help


@seamusc3 my mom said are vacuum was broken and now I know why ..\n#SpermBuildUp


Guess my night is gonna be spent watching the Big Bang theory. I'm cool.


\Hey, you have three beers and try to say majestic!\""


Glad to hear that my laker throwers missed me. I love coaching these three  girls.


I can make the pain disappear..... And I can erase the past.....I can make the future shine so bright.... And I can make right now alright


Someday I wanna have my own bakery, that'd be sweeeet


And my name is spelled Zach not zack you fucking slug


I hate when my mom's side asks me questions about my dads wedding. Like can you not


i get yelled at the minute i walk in the door


Smiles around for the boys. Hopefully this gets them goin a little #GoSabres


Like where did you even come from... Go away


@mikerattlesnake Stupid people with their stupid kids.


If you told me 4 months ago that this was gonna happen! I'd laugh in your face and say NEVER!!


I know people say this allllll the time, but sleeping in your boyfriend's hoodie really is the bessssst feeling! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc97\u263a


You know you had a good leg day when you can't even walk down stairs.


Why is it I could be having a great day and then someone comes around and ruin it.


#IfWeDate We have to match one day. I find it cute as fuqqqq.


I've never seen a bunch of grown men so mad. #HateOhioState


@N_Burgess12 maybe another time \ud83d\ude18


People can try to replace one another, but truth of the matter is there's only one \you\""


Hahahaha. I left my driver side window open during the downpour yesterday & the seat is still wet \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udd2b


Causally chilling outside of 3c's because Dylan is a fuck up & locked his keys in his car.


I got bored sitting through my entire snap chat story... Not sure how anyone else did hahaha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I've met some pretty amazing people in my journey of life so far. I'm so excited for what's to come.


I've babysat enough now that I really don't enjoy it..but I really need the money


@RyanWegenast wow...must have been some strong drugs from the surgery. Hopefully it wears off at some point....


Dear nku rec center , yes I forgot my all card,but yes I'm wearing full nku track and field gear, let me in to lift? No. Dumb fucking rule


I should've asked someone if they wanted to go out tonight.


I think I'd rather text no one at all than deal with these bullcrap lines #stfu


The human race is so stupid. I'm glad that I'm above the norm.


@CRYoverit @peters_onme ill make some even tho my oven was on fire and don't work well... Ill still make some! #fatkids


All this snow is gorgeous here! I miss how it looks at home..


Getting tired of hearing about it, quite honestly. Let it be


@362tasha trying to pull my butt out of bed .... U?


I just wanna rid my sled and clear my mind


I scraped my knees while I was praying and found a demon in my safest haven


Snoop dog and kesha are so fucking weird.


When I have nights like this, I don't have a care in the world


Applied for a rifle deer license tonight. What am I getting myself into?\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc3a


Plan hot tub is no longer being pursued.


It's a great day to be alive, I know the suns still shining when I close my eyes. \u2600


Having lunch with @BronsonTylor \ud83d\ude0a


I don't even know you so why are you tweeting about me


My day just got a lot better. I got an A on an 8 page paper I wrote in two hours. #how


Should probably study for this chem test eh


@KassiHogann I need a bigger plan. I honestly don't know yet


@Concerned420 u must be knocking on Santans door to think about that as a joke.


I always bitch about having to go to work but once I get here I just love everyone I work with so I'm alright. #lovemyjob


I don't want to watch ABC News, but I will @sarahaines #HodaisjustRobinwitha wig


Go be whoever you want, you won't last long. Trust me on that one baby. :)


The worst feelings are regret and being ignored..


You never realize how much is on your computer until it's all fucking gone


#WhyAreYou letting fears of the future ruin your present.


@ShamelessFionaG Thank you! Please, let me know what you think!


Why do we sacrifice to fall in love so fast?


The fact that girls pop pills to be skinny is a fucking joke \ud83d\ude02\u270b wow


My arms are sore from the shots i got today\u2026


I'm not crazy normally... Just only for you..


@rachelprice07 @lovepink1217 you legitimately are an idiot


Why is it that everyone wants to hmu tonight ?


For His anger is but for a moment, His favor is for life; Weeping may endure for a night, But joy comes in the morning. Psalms 30:5 NKJV


I love the person that invented the electric blanket


@amandayucha it's on it's on it's onnnnnnn


I'm in such a good mood today,\nI just feel like hugging everyone \ud83d\ude18


@Tyler_Jordan_92 @JonPolhe @makACD @NoahCross30 who cares if you suck. Just play.  I def suck


\We're a practical people.\" We. Kiffu had ceased to exist for her. \"But there's nothing wrong with seei"


I feel sick because of this smell of this fucking place


Tired of hearing everyone say auburn is gonna jump Ohio state no matter what the score of the buckeyes game is if they win...well auburn has


Bruh I haven't even eaten breakfast yet this is tooooo much lmao


@mnicole1030 I'm sorry ill do better! :-(


@kaleynewcomb saying \hey\" doesn't count."


I would love to leave that class one effing time NOT pissed at the teacher! Just once.


Your really getting around now \ud83d\ude02 #nothankyou


Taxes came back. Woohoo! Straight to the savings.


Taylor Swift is ruining music. #taylorswift


don't know what i'd do without my friends.


When I wake up in the morning, I cant fall back asleep. I'm up for the day.


Guess whos not going out tonight? #fuckbeingsick


can't find my other shoe. the struggle is really real today.


@gastongarcia4  arribaa ..EL BOLSO ES DE PRIMERA..QUE SUFRIMIENTO POR DIOS..


Is it bad that I'm hungry considering how much I ate today


@N8Nuss he did that after the first day when I wore mine and he asked me about them today, his don't even have lenses\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@KimberlyABettes @Wesley_MichaelD @LayDerrick @KuntzCha how much snow do you thing we're going to get? #missouri #bipolarweather


I got like 5 and a half boners from macs new album


Oomf has the prettiest eyes I've ever seen \ud83d\ude0d


According to jace, I am a bad liar, a bad girlfriend, and a cheater. I asked him how he would know that since I never dated him. \n\n#Moron \ud83d\ude0a


Wishing today that I was a normal teenager who was ecstatic to graduate. But I'm not bc all I have to look forward to is 40hr work weeks


@lrrykeho @DanMcFeely Hope he doesn't have an early bedtime! Gonna be there a while...


The summer pack @SaranacBrewery just released is spot on #125YearsAndCounting


@DaBooshIsOnFire yeah it is, quit being a little girl and use that @ button


Okay I've been tweeting way too much lately... I need to chill \ud83d\ude33


Everything I could ever ask for plus some. Mind blown


getting accused for absurdly nothing that happened always makes me feel like it's the other person that did something & uses that as a cover


So i guess the sunset was pretty cool back in the yoop today according to my instagram feed.


somebody go to the movies with me \ud83d\ude29


Two days until my bffs come to me for five weeks(: @solliemandel @simon_mandel #cantwait


@MichaelORourke9 jokes are awful. Last minute flights to Charleston are not. #seeyoubrightnearly


This warm weather instantly puts me in a good mood\ud83d\ude0a


@IowaDieselCrew what's going on this weekend


I'm really hoping since Sheetz is open now that work will be dead today lol


I'm kinda done with you and all your silly little games


@MaalChaney don't pretend like you made that up. \ud83d\ude11


@ashjess_11 yayayayayay! Perffff \u263a\u263a\ud83d\ude00


@valenciajordan I've been playing thay forever! It's soo good


@AaronRodgers12 @rickygangster @espn messing up the Brothers Aaron


I hate when you're taking a nap & when you wake up your pandora isn't on.. Like how the hell did that happen?


@dsmithh10 @Morgan_marando compare me to amanda bynes one more time and see what happens


I just told myself that if I did Laundry and studied for the LSAT then I could watch dr Phil... I have an issue I know.


@Shovonnnneee @haleydelaney @Sp3cht12 @MelissaKlock let's go to Pittsburgh?!


@aTalkingInu Should have protected yourself by putting on your Doctor Who scarf and swat at them with your Harry Potter wand.


Haven't seen my dad in months & he surprised me backstage before my dance recital.\u263a\ud83d\ude28


Drinkin a straw BER Rita watching the game #gogreen #thelife


My cat likes to wiggle his butt before he takes off. Lol


I can't wait to wake up at 5:30 and go lift


@Bailey94L I have no clue what you're talking about haha.


@Will_hicks17 I did too! I'm so glad you go to come!


@A_Toll5 Steve likes to throw cakes. How is GV doing with that? I wanted to go but I'd rather see him at the Fillmore on the 6th


@fivesohs they should've went to different states. they were mobbed or treated badly in Kansas City. They went to horrible states


Bubba Watson is playing with Michael Phelps at the pro am.  If Tiger was with then I'd be in heaven....


watching zoey 101 and chase said his favorite band is the beatles, respect


If I can't go to the city for st Patrick's day this year I will be pissed also


Boys are always confusing so I try to nor like anymore any moss!


@heyitsKTT @nolimitcattleco you can't make fun when I don't give a shit. #dropoutprobs #GoMuleRiders


@JHuff_5 tonight? I gotta go to Ocala in a couple hours.


I wish I was a communications major, life would be so simple


ONE DIRECTION YOU ARE PERFECT I CANNOT. I can never properly heal from a performance of theirs. I'm done. Bye.


My dreams are so real lately I feel like they happened


Given the recent allegations against Oklahoma State. I think they've established themselves as the only OSU #ThugLife


A lot of shit changed, but I'm still the same ...


@KLance22 I haven't played in so long I'm about to get smoked hahaha


When people act like they're married after like two months << annoying get a life


can't wait to tomorrow.. I'm gonna go buy safe haven and watch it all night.. (:


Having a great time, but ready to head back to the Midwest! \ud83c\udf83


\@MikaelaxSchramm: I really just need to go to bed before I burst out into tears. It's only a matter of time.\""


Going through old text messages is the worst


ever wonder why bad things happen to genuinely good people?


I've been home from the gauntlet for a half hour and my body is still numb \ud83d\ude28\u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f #socold


Hey #benstein. Since you use to give away money on a game show can you pay my 170.00$ that @comcastcares not making the adjustment for.


Shout out to @Bradenmiller15 for being in my studyhall for a while! You're actually one of the 7th graders I like. Lol.


@maxdoelling Looks like you got a creeper


#believemovieweeked everyone go see it but bring the tissues it's an emotional one


I've been getting told so much lately that I should go into modeling.


Everyone is two faced let's be honest.....


Sean Kingston does a killer little drummer boy remix. #TisTheSeason #BigSean


Babysitting 6 kids at the casino hotel is actually going great


@annie_gregor until I disrupted your evening for tape #oops


@Cho_XIV woahhhhh yeah it was like just under 6k for the year! That's wild


Qualls is our highschool math teacher and im not even taking math!!! Wth!!


Culinary was so much better when me & @ShaeFisher22 had @CoraSmora @Auttumnnnn & @_TessaJae_ to enjoy it with! #MissYouGuys ):


Do all the things I should've of done when I was your (girl)


@shelbyh8syou @autumnjduncan oh I just found then so I didn't get it oops lol but that's sweet


This is Thanksgiving, not time to get drunk off your ass mom.


@khardesty69 Awee, that's so sweeeet ! :) i love you <3


Why are most doctors money hungry assholes? Your job is to help sick people, not upset them worse than they already are over trivial things.


Guess the broncos are playing the refs today along with the ravens


Life is a movie I've seen too many times


I'm pretty sure I'm the worst salesman ever


I could be a morning person if morning happened to be around noon.


First a snow storm then rain now an ice storm I just wanna go home to my mommy and daddy dammit! \ud83d\ude29


Dear teacher\nI would really like it if you would post my test grade already! \n#ineedtoknow


And yes I really have an aunt Judy with a big booty..


@carlybeisel we need to make that pong table!


So glad the central michigan ball state game is on instead the mls game thus forcing me to study


Wish this day would get better not worse #fml


\u201c@alyssa15_: @kswaggieeee I got something to tell youuuuuu! \ud83d\ude04\u201d tell me booboo!!!!!


@CoitusIntrptus I think I've been to red lobster 3 times in my life John


When i was younger i threw snowballs at salt trucks when they drove past hahaha


Wind 5 mph W. Barometer 1023.0 mb, Rising quickly. Temperature 17.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 50%


Going to @TheRealJCole11 's house because I haven't been with him the past three days and it's weird.


I hateeeee cleaning, but the only reason im doing it is so i can go to chelseas house tomorrow.


Late night Ping pong beasts \ud83d\ude1c@elyssamountain  , Lauren and Eric


Everybody has their own vision but we all do share the same common goal


@jordphillipine SERIOUSLY! Like I'm trying to play Spores because it's how I feel about every ex and I'm sad but it doesn't work :/


Insulting people isn't going to make you feel any better about yourself #SucksToSuck


I don't get it like I lay in the sun for like 12 hours and become more pale than I was to begin with


Can I get in your suitcase and get out of hell! aka Pittsfield @oliviiagracce


There's no greater sense of power than sinking the last cup in beer pong #letsbereal


@agoodwincollect hi I'm a huge fan of #GAC & #BigSteppin I ordered an autographed pic of u on Jan17th but still haven't received it, (cont.)


If u like someone out there just go get them and don't be a pussy to ask that person out


I really don't know how my mom manages to find my bottle EVERYTIME. At least she leaves it there


Ohh.. How I love listening to oldies. \ud83d\ude33


Frankie's gonna wait til 7 in the morning to pack...


@brandonszegda14 it's alright. I'll probably watch the rest on my phone or somethin.


not only am I eating at Dobbs by alone, I'm that asshole taking up an 8 person table. #isuck