With all of the bicycle events tomorrow, I plan on rebelling against mainstream bike culture by sleeping in, drinking beer and overeating.


@KateJ1016 love you Kate!!! Happy new year to you!! Hope I see you many times in 2014 \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


S/o to @SavannahFaye16 for having awesome hair\ud83d\ude46 and being there for me sense forever\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc95


@christirat haha @lexd21 said the same thing. #TeamNoSleep


@feedly Unless I completely close feedly, it should open up right were I left off from minimized state


When someone changes their profile pic too something ugly and you're like out of all them you picked that one. Like the ugliest one.. #what


Do people even notice my existence or...


Snow coming down fast out there.  Waiting for the bus.  #nervousmama


Just watched one of my favorite movies ever \rounders\" #classic"


Telling Haley all of my dorky stories about my boyfriend made me realize why I fell in love with him in the first place.


@meganelaine31 @sami_jacobsen you come with too \u263a\n                        \ud83d\udc58


So I come home and as soon as I get in the door my moms boyfriend talking shit let me get out of here


I should be with @Brittanyyy_Dawn right meow!


@Tyler_Persons @rachel_primack  i don't like you then. #teamrache


Got my first DL piece yesterday btw. Just some casting boots but :) #FFXIV


@DOUGIE_2timez I wanted them but didn't feel like waiting


@Godspeed2 working like crazy where are u at nowadays


I'm laying in bed already and it's only 8:30


okay you can all stop staring at me weird when I say \hi dad\" in the lunch line.. my dad is the head chef here"


@TylerIrv9 well, you're huge #holeymoley


Hard for you I've fallen, but you can't break my fall


If there is one thing I've learned it's how to kill people with kindness.


take a look at my girlfriend, shes the only one i gott. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\ude0d


I love the way you make me feel, I love it, I love it \ud83c\udfb6


@drewfrankashow probably looks good today


I lie to myself to make me feel better hahaha #ImAFreak #OhWell


@whitejack_2 You know I won't let you down! I love him too!


Free breakfast pizza #Boces \ud83d\udc4c


@dansterlace I'm thinking I'll need to see it the same way I saw the first three, me, you, don, Dave and D&D in a snow storm in gowanda


@DirectorJoshua how is it? Waiting till my basement is done to get one.


@DylanTalley27 where do you go to church?


@makalamichele @kaytieentler @jaymehorn @jjtipton5 he was just at Caribbean tan last week


Knowing how much time you have left with somebody? Or NOT knowing how much time you have with them? Ugh this sucks...


@dani_elle07 I'm for sure going to try next semester!!


I have no motivation to read this book for sweat \ud83d\ude12


I miss my boo so much \ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\udc94\ud83d\udc94 @DrPeckham10


Guess I'm sassy because I have an opinion.


That awkward moment when you accidentally say a curse word on twitter while ranting when you're supposed to be classy \ud83d\ude33 #iapologize


My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney


so my mom just told me that \cow hide\" I found in my bed the other was a bull's penis for my dog to chew on because OF FUCKING COURSE #\ud83d\ude37"


You know it's too cold when you walk outside and your face instantly freezes \ud83d\ude12


It's a bad day. Not a bad life. \ud83d\udc97


Nights are always the hardest for me,i reminiscence over every tiny little detail \ud83d\udc94


Seriously thought it was Thursday!  Where are my days going :(


Work is like the cock block to my social life\ud83d\ude29


@Jess_Sterling sorry jess but I just don't see myself going out with Kim Lillian is the best thing that has ever happened to me so tellherno


@erikadelacruz just claim them then...I'm having a buy one get one free sale


Danielle's new idea for the day : moshpit on an ice rink


My girlfriends got a job and I don't.. #ifeelshitty


I miss my babe \ud83d\ude1e @justice_ogg32


Just kidding on that last one lol @beachlove711


.. I can't believe we got a video of that


@sscalise88 no Monsanto is the poster child for greed and their patented Round-up ready soybeans & other GMO's aren't even tested because of


@PaigeStackhouse Ha. I think it's the complete opposite for me. \ud83d\ude14


I don't even like twitter that much anymore.


Forgive my excessive catching fire retweeting. I'm still reeling from how good the movie was


Never let items on your life's to-do list be put on a should-have-done list.


Chesapeake has awesome new cars in their lot!! Like, how \ud83d\ude02


@HotMess_Heather haha the commercial is funny. I want to get the lotion and shower gel.


I love when your supposed to be my friend but you didn't text me back. Fuck you


@JasmineTame You do not need my approval to do anything. You are your own person and no one should tell you otherwise.


@melaniele35779 @alminaa_alemic yupp 3-4:30 I think


its incredible what a child can learn at a young age, but its up to the parent to make sure their kid is up to their full potential


Everyone just needs to get up so I can wake and bake lol


Probably wasn't a good idea letting my cousin shave my sideburns...


Can't respond directly to you sir, but I've got a lot of work to do. The core ideas are there. Lots of structure left to design.


Finishing a FlexPod in VA.   Next week ill be in IN for another 3 week FlexPod deployment.  Luv this tech!


Coy just screamed in my ear. #alittletooexcited


I know the truth, and there not tellin him.


@chelseyanne92 oh damn. That sucks. You alright?


Can we all just pause for a second and think about how fucking awesome it is that Arrested Development season 4 comes out on Sunday? #jazzed


@PaytonWald333 @SnapchatProbbz yes! Hahahah


Can't believe I missed my Packers comeback over the boys. Still trying to make the playoffs! Go Packers!


I wonder what my dad is doing right now... I wonder how he's doing..


@Dat_kicker psh, boy please. An aplogoy won't make me any less mad at you right noe.


May 29th will be the worst day of my life...all my friends leave me.


This is why I don't bother with boys. I need to stick to being single and worrying about my life. Cause I'm young and I can still do that\ud83d\ude09


@aaron_boisjolie @itzttime05 I've I'm no where near my room I'm not listening to it ...


@cspanwj how can we protect America  against hostile drones?


@Bridonkeydonk ; I will try my hardest!!


My pay check is gonna be a joke if I keep getting off early. \ud83d\ude15


@ScheelerSara well, good luck and stay positive :)


Every time you ignore one of my texts I regret ever sending it


@brittanyeklund the recording if Erik singing this >> #misshim \ud83d\ude0a


The house is empty. I could just take a nap. Instead it's laundry and grocery shopping. Once again my life is so rock star.


Only thing that would've made despicable me 2 better would've been to sit in seats and not on the floor #wheelchairseatprobs


Anyone that use to hangout in Allens garage remember the name of the book he had that had funny names in them like  \penis wrangler\"....."


The eminem show came out 11 years ago... #mindblown


2 practices today! Back to back so let's do work! #Swim #Basketball


I'd leave for 142 million dollars #justsayin


@nateinboden73 it'll make you strong tho\ud83d\udcaa


One of the best weekends of my life. So happy I was able to attend #BayHarbor2013


Take it back, I know you don't mean that.


Never felt so strongly about someone in my life...


I feel like poooooo!!! My throat. My ears. My head. #naptime #hotchocolate


No seriously. The drummer at my dad's church is \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\n\nI'm a terrible person. I need to focus on Jesus. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@Heidi_Maho dead battery if it's clicking


People who don't capitalize the first letter of new words in there hash tags.. #PetPeeve#Annoying


Nothing is worse than sitting in traffic and having to pee


People are stupid. How do you not know that the 1900s was the 20th century?


@deadlox_mc hey dude I live your vids I recently got out of the hospital and while I was there in such a confines room you made it fun. :D


Look into my eyes.. It's where my demons hide. Don't get to close, I'm dark inside. It's where my demons hide


Hit in the head, Storm grabs his groin.... Wrong head Cowboy #ImpactLive #TurningPoint


So I got my senior pictures back and I'm fucking pissed. The dude made me smile with my fucking teeth and I look so bad.


Finally Friday and got the weekend off. I can't really say off when it's packed with so much to do and no time for rest.


Well passed the driving test, I'm allowed to drive now


Is it possible to pretend I'm famous to get to meet @VINNYGUADAGNINO ? Is that too much to ask?! \n#TheShowWithVinny


S/I to @kaitlyncowden32 for probably the best profile pic around #goodlookin


Bama vs. A&M was everything people had hoped for. #GreatGame Gotta hand it to A&M for giving Bama a tough run. But ROLL DAMN TIDE!


Just because Zimmerman did what a human being should do- assist someone who needs that don't make a hero. It will take more than that.


Canceling the last day of spirit week? Really?


We are about to begin our nine-month advanced training program. I am so excited. The group of trainees this year is absolutely outstanding.


Good Luck to my girls tonight against Dennison!!#JCUvb #youcandothis\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc99


@JLeroux33 I know the the lawn mower was out of gas


@KirstenWBIR Are you doing the marathon this weekend?


Me and @MachineGunKbish need to chill like old times \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude31


Bad day already. At Holiday World. No rain called for last night, now showing thunderstorms for the entire day.


why do I want sex at this time of night? \ud83d\ude12


Had the most amazing night! @BlaineTrain89 #happy #perfect


I can't wait to move away from here though, I haaaaate running into you.


@RutledgeWood @adamferrara why wasn't tanner driving his rally car??? #TopGear


I'm guessing I'll be having more than one cup of coffee in the morning.


@RowdyGoL @LucasRowe08 so uh...what am I being recommended for?


I just ate a king sized chocolate bar while crying about my body hby


Heisenberg drives a 300.  I drive a 300.  I am Heisenberg.


Have a feeling the person I parked next to is going to ding my door on purpose..


I need to find a job with full time because my occupational career is not getting me anywhere....


I'm super jealous my parents get to go visit mason this weekend. Oh and @adammanty  and @KjerstiManty too ;)


I could care less if someone retweeted my retweet go home twitter


But my boss yelled at the top of his lungs and called him am asshole hahahaha


I refuse to check my grades because im scared of them


@heyyitsAudi don't tweet at meeeee \ud83d\ude18 the only reason your unblocked is because he changed my mind.


I could NEVER marry somebody who snores loudly.


Reid is honestly no help when it comes to homework


I seriously have no one to talk to anymore.


@PJ_TonyHolly not whole loads. Just keeping warm. Got wife to bed so care go er job is done for the day


Just walked down memory lane of all of our family vacations over the years with my parents in the car #Travel #Memories


@sam_ferguson17 @FelicityCouch I don't get it


There's never a right time to say goodbye


@DPuffHutch i say mcdonalds. Then i can get food


My A/C is pretty much on all day and night #lovingit


Third year with braces as of today #fuck


Make your own chicken popper bowls at prom?


\You can either be a world class Christian or a worldly Christian\""


There is like a total of like three pretty girls in my grade.  And you wonder why I talk to older girls.


Work is going to be the death of me today \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\udd2b \n#ohwell #makinmoney


@lorigives oh we cant have that.. tag in tag in


I would love to be in the middle of no where right now just listening to my music


I haven't left my bed sense varsity films I'm so sick sore and depressed I'm never coming out of my bedroom lol \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude34


1,000 times I've failed, still your mercy remains. And should I stumble again, still I'm caught in your grace.


Bread co soup, bagel, chocolate Swiss rolls, chips and dip, roman noodles, green beans with almonds, and 5 Gatorades. I can finally eat yay!


#ReplaceAShowTitleWithTwerk Pretty Little Twerkers @kayriss10 @1425curlz @darkWING_duck33 @fsmikey


It smells like patchouli in the classroom I'm subbing in today. Me no like it.


I could literally walk home faster than this guy drives #HURRYUP


I just want to go to the Bahamas already


Shout out to the Flyer Girls Soccer team, don't get discouraged! It's just a scrimmage! You have a whole season to improve and win games!


There is a price you pay when you eat hot sticks last night... and I'm paying that price right now! #GoodMorningTravL


Lady just dropped $393 on stuff from whole foods including organic laundry detergent and organic trash bags. #mustbenice


I cannot believe I cracked my phone \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\ude30


@Kid_Stretch @annatweetsalot Screw haters. I make a lot Of music off them (;


@BNHarrington couldn't agree with you more.


Of course I was too lazy to respond so I continued to sit there... Then 2 minutes later I hear the door open and ruffling noises.


Not counting my interim, I ended my first semster with a 3.335... it'll do


@kdup20 I wish I could come to cheer you on!


@ifyouseekay_xo your hard workin man is tired! lol and its just that when I'm in your arms its feels so good I just fall asleep! love u!


I guess since its a blizzard ill do homework


@Jordon_sodope @captain_kinsey @emm_p3xo I heard they pay you to move there or give you land maybe it was wyoming idk


@idahononprofits We may just apply for the Ben and Jerry's grant... Hopefully some ice cream is involved!


Okay I thought dinner was ready #starving


I never go to sleep at a reasonable time anymore. I wish we didn't have to...


The difficulties in life are not there to defend or define you. They're there to increase you, strengthen you, and make you wiser. #blessed


@batgirlbecca hate that feeling. But usually it's. DUI blood draw or them bringing someone there.


Just tried to drink a toast but choked on the bread.


I'm not ready for the weekend to be over yet...#toosoon


Wind 0.0 mph E. Barometer 30.12 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 50.9 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 98%


I keep on running, keep on running\nand nothing works\nI can't get away from you,\nI keep on ducking, keep on ducking\nand nothing helps\n#SotD


I'm honestly duper excited to be getting close with @RayMan_Yocum and #twitterless DeAudra again this year.\ue32d\ue328\ue32b #bestfriendstatus


Wow, are you really going to talk badly about the assembly we're having today? #ignorant


@t_besko okay !!!! Cheer up !! \ud83c\udf80


I love this weather. I don't have to go anywhere.


A nice, relaxing night at home is good for a change.


I just want someone that I can talk to all day and night and not get bored. That's it.


Even though it's a struggle love is all we got.. #np


@LindaBALLINS21 \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2dawhh. I was hospitalized Monday night for being so dehydrated \ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\udc4e


@brihebeler Express won me over, sorry Fredrick's, maybe next time \ud83d\ude0f


@NappyChristian I tanked one this morning


All I do is eat, work, and sleep. Can't wait till Tuesday #planeleaves for #cancun! \ud83d\udc4d


@emmajeanblanken that never happened!!!!


Don't you hate it when your legs feel like jello?


@youth_dekay it's a free sampler. 20 Years of Kill Rock Stars 1991-2011


@dutchminati @HarrietBaldwin @ShmuelbenShlomi @southbeachdiva do U really want to be taken seriously? Racist, sexist, homophobic anti-semite


Unless it rips out during volleyball ouch...


Got a total of 4 hours of sleep last night. I'm fucked.


Bruh I was gone for like 10 days and now twitter's all confusing


My heating blanket is so comfy\ud83d\ude0c\ud83d\ude34


Man I couldn't of woke up feeling more awful. I feel like I've been poisoned  #stomachproblems #sickchild


@melindafinken thanks for the postcard!!! Made our day! Safe trip home!


two months clean \n\ud83d\udeab\ud83d\udd2a \n#proud


@jmill28 i feel like shes about to blow, one of her singles is all over the new Honda commercials


This girl probably feels weird cause someone is using her pics


I have a whole month without school #IsThisRealLife


@kbiggs11 getting on the bad side of a cop is a bad idea miss Biggs. License and registration please


I may have just eaten a spoonful of icing. Don't judge me.


@MorganHuntt do u have a quad..cause it's like a perfect day to quad and I want to rn


Obsessed with my African bracelets now #thankssis \ud83d\ude0b


tonight really scared me I thought I really lost my child.. so thankful right now


By 11am tomorrow morning I will have ran 30 miles this week \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\udc4f\ud83c\udfc3 #dedication #FitFam


If you treat me good I'll treat you better.


@DJ_Lauzon Well much respect!! Would love to watch you fight sometime!!


If you dropped dead I honestly wouldn't give a fuck


This week has been really fuckin great. \ud83d\ude0a


@GameSixHero @hails_bethh22 got my back!


I could listen to just maroon five for the rest of my life and be satisfied


Girls come out and tell a guy how they feel and what they want so how are girls the confusing ones? #puzzled #boysareconfusing


So like, I think my life might be over if I fuck up next semester.


So bored. Someone hangout with me \ud83d\ude1d


if @TheGFJournal doesn't retweet my #prevtweet I'm gonna be super sawdy \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc94


Just got home anyone wanna go on a date? Hahahha


Toy Story is playing in the background.. I wish I could be a little kid again\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


The way you walk thats me the way you talk thats me.


Youre never happy unless its just me and you.


I'm craving a shamrock shake really bad right now


And those are the reasons I never wanna be home.... #lovinghousehold


I've pretty much gotten used to bugs being around me at all times by now... It's a normal occurrence in this household \ud83d\udc4e


@tylerkellam80 total bull. The east is gonna beat the shit out of each other. They coulda made it was closer competition wise.


@Mc5613 So, what I hear you saying is...you're going to try and Escape the Fate?


I could have me a good boy and still be addicted to them scumbags


Matthew, Theo, & I should match again tomorrow.


Behind burlesque, we're the millers is my new favorite movie.


@PopChampagne4 @Squidnotakid13 Rhett's getting a little violent \ud83d\udca2\ud83d\ude4a


@GarrettDallas1 @cmsmitty23 not a drop in this town


@swaggiemaggie1 #myresponse when people ask me about that last tweet  \yeah we also keep Pedro and the cat down there....\" lolling to myself"


@megan_valery @m_dempsey3 I'm out of school now \ud83d\ude1a


one more person put up a picture of the sky please I didn't see it the first 100000 times


Back to Thursday being my favorite day of the week


@Hampton Well, I went to a movie a couple of weeks ago. Friday nights are movie nights w my kids... several weeks since we've done that!


I really want some cocoa pebbles really bad


Hi, I'm Sarah McLachlan, and I'm about to ruin your whole fucking day <3


The good news is the Phils scored 5 runs.  They would not have been able to do that last year.


I hope I have Algebra 2 this year with the Juniors and not other sophomores.


'We know we took him early but we couldn't risk him not being there in the next round' #ThingsYouHearAtTheNFLDraft


@ashleymsayre where's the invite thoughhhh


No matter how attatched you are to a person it changes just like that


@intoxiCATEing actually. I was sitting down and screaming at my tv. He must have heard me.


@TheGreatSweatyP Ill be in full snuggle mode when @WithLoveKatelyn leaves. @melissaxannx4, we will find you a temporary boyfriend those days


Its crazy how good lance can be but at the same time equally bad.


I want to live like I'm on borrowed time. It's good to be alive. I won't take it for granted..


This might be the first time I'm not doing Black Friday...


@no_spic_english maybe those rings can throw a completion. You sound like a Yankee fan.


Moonshine, that's where they make it. Put in a jug, make you wanna get naked.


I opened a #westelm credit card. Does that automatically make me 50 years old? Feels like it does...


@analprincessx is a babe. She just needs to come to me and I'll treat her like a queen. \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc6d\ud83d\udc95


14: Well, you live very close to me, you play violin & I used to come to your house all the time to jump on your trampoline!\ud83d\ude04


@thinkerhah some might say he's my role model


@notmepaaaal @WACIII84 \nIs that person even alive? Haha


On that note I need a cannoli haha if I had the gas I'd be getting one at the beach \ud83d\ude06


@Randirobics @NetControl lol its ten now with the WC at 0\u2026..I think


Throw it back, and make the whole world disappear\ud83d\ude1a


#ThingsThatIrritateMe every time you open your mouth.


Jake just told me I need squats, protein & iron in my life. What else are bestfriends for?


@ryguyGifford I guess doing anything for a Klondike bar means shoving it down your pants to have it


@T_Brown_70 right? Lebrun def needs to step up to the plate and play harder than ever. I have faith, we'll go to game 7.


@whoabrown433 I'm asking myself that same question..


@MandaFizzy last year I did that for them & I almost got ran over \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 so be careful


@JohnPoole_ @11ringer oh my goodness his face and arm are just killing me


@CoryJCropper693 but he's still a badass


Anyone know the score of the Brooke game.


I always forget to get my schedule. Damnn. Now Wherrrees the schedule when I need it. #Stupid


Hilldale PA Thu Feb 21st PM Forecast: TONIGHT Mostly Clear Lo 18 FRIDAY Mostly Cloudy Hi 31


Dustin carlson likes dick in his mouth #homo


Oh my gosh, you're so annoying. Just stop. Please! \ud83d\ude33


Haybay I'm coming over tomorrow after work.


@SpencerN101 @JarradBooth @j_hager35 @the_alexbyars @RandySteele69 its gonna be a sad day on 8th street


Thank you for sliding into my ankle at third yesterday, now it's killing me today. #Awesome #Not


#amishmafia I think jolin could run things better than those schmucks he has enough balls to throw down


Well looks like I'm going to Buffalo Wild Wings for leafs/red wings next weekend. I'm gonna be the most fashionable person in west Michigan


I cannot stand people that think they are the only ones who have problems. \ud83d\ude12


Just to see you smile, I'd do anything that you wanted me to


@Candy_Cage @TomCruise thanx love that movie Tom cruise is the man :)


@elhawkshead if I was there it wouldn't be a problem


I hope everyone is having a Blessed Sunday Evening.


Why doesn't my tap to tweet work\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20


@Jack_Lance18 it just makes me laugh \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude02


some guy just argued with me that the devils are home and the islanders are away. he's watching the game though. #idiot


@vedaamariee I knew it would be. All of his movies are. I love them all he is so funny. Kinda like myself lol \ud83d\ude02


I feel like 50% of these tailgaters won't make it in.


@laurenpeters03 @PCM_MsClague best convo ever! I got Ol Ed to forgive you so you can't be that mad #fansofedunite


Why would you lie about having sexual intercourse with someone why \nWhy\nJust why\n#why\nFuckin why?!?!?


Wtf does led mean and when did this become a thing


It takes a lot of courage to run for office. Whether you voted for someone or not, you have to admire someone who puts themselves out there


You can't feel more like a loser than when you're asked what a fandom is.


Working out in school is the worst thing ever I swear.


When you forget to take your towel to the bathroom and awkwardly ask the person showering next to you get it from your room when their done


@LawranceLove21 @GarrettDubT @Simonyi32 right now


Things just seem to be getting worse and worse... \ud83d\ude1e


haha were so anti social @1111111_ashley


Jayda didn't want to come in for lunch #toddlerproblems


@feSTIFFities3 Quip cause hunt said coke coke and they all say what the f*** is coke


I won't feel sorry for me, I'm getting drunk but I'd much rather be somewhere with youu


i'm going to sleep like a baby tonight \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude34


That Ravens & Vikings game last night was gnarly.


@realmahoney wait till your senior year it gets worse


Do the Broncos have a pass defense at all? You're giving them free points #comeon


@rachMfrazier do you want a different one?\ud83d\ude02 I like it\ud83d\ude0d


Do daddies really never go away? Grandpa, tell me bout the good old days. #np


Crazy that @_billionairebev is up and moving around after that injury. Dude is a true warrior!! Praying for a quick recovery.


This life would kill me if I didn't have you<3\n#lovemyson


Saturday can't get here fast enough #TurkeySeaon


@Spaz_TvT @dynuhmitee @im_pandur ill be on from 7am - 7:30pm


Meghan and I both got each other flasks for Christmas... #whoops


I'm feelin a state championship @lizziemann1 @jess_be_hungry


It's hard to find the motivation to go run then find some where that has a bar for pull ups.. #thestruggle


When the kid I tutor is more intelligent than I am. #lifeproblems


@CameronDallas wow.. I got all happy cause I actually thought this was a picture of you\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude02


@Kcottrell24 Kaitlyn you are beautiful inside and out. Don't let anything anyone says to you bring you down. I love you and God loves you!


@billpiva8 yes from the senior citizens store on post road


@Bele_Dem_Browns the longer it's taking to sign norv the more I believe we get Shurmured by Dallas or someone else.


Thanks mom for ruining my whole night. I just got ready for nothing.


Rocket man burnin out a fuse up there alone


@jdore25 ball hawks fly in packs man.... how can we play cover two with only one ball hawk


@katyhines_2013. I crave details. You know what they say about Grace college of the Bridal!!


I don't want to live in a world without you


This world is so dang insane. \ud83d\ude14


SWEET HOME ALABAMA \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Huge game tonight against NB.. Let's get after it.


Dammit. we're still in high school. quit looking for a relationship, and be a teenager!


What a waste of 49 bucks and a bunch of excitement.


#GAFBLA online testing in Business Law and Business Communication #roadtonationals


Eric Decker can get it \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Leaving the beach \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\udc4b\ud83c\udf0a\u26c5


\@TheBFproblems: Getting attention from him is like pulling teeth nowadays.\""


If bird poop lands on your face are you a shit head?


@AllisonJermer @CincyProblems Study high, take the test high, get high scores. #cincylogic


@peaceandmusic44 weird I'm sitting in Wegmans right now lol #Coincidence


@meghaanmitchell yup it did at the top. I just noticed \ud83d\ude14


There's plenty fish in the sea but you won't find someone like me


The new one suck! \@zahrahNunu: I miss the old u.\""


When my OnStar lady was harrassing me with @buckleymorgan11 inside. #toofunny #lawlz


Increasing the weight is such a good feeling \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\udcaa


Lend your body you got me in the zone bet a million and a half cash I can make ya explode.


@WolfieAust it's like a circle. I can't seem to escape it I say as I take a drink of beer.


Hey guys u know that could be lice out there and not snow


I'm a smokaaaaa @TwoCaseCasey a drinkaaaaa @Daylisky want Molly wataaaaaaa


Lets run away and don't ever look back #KP


G-Unit was absolutely oh wow oh my yes grossly disgusting


@ninalovesyouu99 HAHAHHA sorry\ud83d\ude02 I was scaring everybody\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 and I know you were my snapchat like crashed\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


There's just something not right with a blonde beard


@alllexis_ HAHAHAH DEAD!\ud83d\ude02 we need to make a music video for that after school!\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


If anyone that was there has his number or even his name I want it


@soursweetgone13 bahaha yeah \ud83d\ude02 it's realllly fucking good though.


Only to wake up and fucking work my ass off in the gym at 5:30am. Just great all around!


Stuck in traffic, guess i have no other choice then to roll windows down and jam to @jtimberlake   #20/20experience


@JusADuB So your not wrong at all, like gold my brother!


Had a good night with a life time friend back to the old days :)


@MelLHay @skyladawn @DanielleKendal3 One book a weej? That may give me time to catch up.


@kristina_lemire I can't Monday I'm getting contacts \ud83d\ude33


crumbs littering themselves all over my clothes #blogging


I'm done thinking, this ain't enough drinking


Now you're standing in the neon, looking like a high I wanna be on. \ud83c\udfb6


@claytonbourge something along the lines of \why does it look like you're wearing makeup?\" Hahaha"


I'm really ready to go home and have a few beers


#ThoughsInTheHallway i smell it. who has weed yo ?


I just looked through all the pictures on my phone \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@AustinMahone I have a piece of paper on my wall that has mine and Austin's wedding plans on the back. Even prices.


I don't really know what to do at this point. Ha


Swim eat sleep swim eat \ud83d\udd01 Life is freaking boring


My squad up tonight \ud83d\ude01 #CowboysNation


I'm scared of rejection. I'm scared of loosing you again. #thestruggle


I learn something new every day. #uhokay


@JSchaller22 @tess4laura @SchallersKitty no way. Its gonna be somebody out of high school. I'm predicting @carstoni92


And that should be \Little Witch Academia.\" I am tired and should go to bed."


@EvanSchlee1 because the football coaches said we need a break till Thanksgiving!


Just loving life right now...so blessed with wonderful friends and family too get down on myself #TrulyLiving


Wasn't it 25-27 heat, at the end of the first in game one? Lets hope it ends the same way


I asked my dog how she was doing and she yawned at me. That makes two of us!


My sister is trying to mow the lawn with the blade off. Not sure if I should tell her now or once shes done. #lolz


Please move to a different school \ud83d\ude4f


@MisKrisPix @memory232323 @PBandJenelley_1 no one deserves to be bullied on twitter


I want to curl up into a ball and sleep all day.


Whaaaaaat a bitch, you make your boyfriend carry all five bags of groceries and then bitch at him the entire time he's paying. Dayum.


Hey guys, if a girl doesn't text you back, the most logical thing to do is continue texting her. It works everytime!!


Hahah Neil has no idea what I'm talking about


@Porsha4real Best to keep quiet and learn #RHOA


I'm the only person who could even come close to truly understanding myself, no one else stands a chance.


If it wasn't so cold I could probably get up


Temp is 62.4\u00b0F with a Hi 81.3\u00b0F & Low 58.9\u00b0F Wind speed is 2.0 mph with gusts of 4.0 mph, Barometer is Rising


@DoThe_Drew Seriously? Are you out for the rest of the tourney?


I feel like by going away on spring break I'm ruining any chance I had of getting a prom date ... But hey would staying have really helped?


Just caught up on game of thrones....ARE YOU KIDDING ME?!????!!!!!!!


@Sophie_Wallace2 im gonna beat you up I  swear \ud83d\ude0a


WINTER WEATHER ADVISORY by .@usNWSgov remains in effect through 2am for Frederick County (VA). Periods of sleet & freezing rain continue.


If it's too good to be true, it probably is.


I forgot how much I loved JT \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0a #VMAs


Join the @JLemongelli foundation... Foundation to raise 600$ to get his nose fixed today or he will have a crooked nose for life #donate


Breaking news: if you want shootings to stop, everyone should purchase a gun... Apparently some people are just idiots


after this weekend i'm soo not ready to go back to school.


I've had this algebra 2 sitting In front of me for about an hour and haven't touched it


Lonely eyes, well it shore looks like you just might be looking for something


I don't think i can handle @JennaaaaWood any longer


You make fun of me a lot. Like lol calm down


Snapple Real Fact #931 The nothingness of a black hole generates a sound in the key of B flat.


That's just what you wanted to hear from me is that I fucked up isn't it?


@JamieB0213 I've never seen it! Movie night?


@Lyssalu18 uh probs not! But youre comin to the games sith mee


Can't wait to see my lover @Dr_Dramie  tomorrow <3


Had a great bike ride! \ud83d\udeb2\ud83d\ude0a


@rustylucas84 jhahhah fuck you rusty lol


Nicest person ever award goes to @Kailee_Terrance \ud83d\ude4f


I'm officially qualified for state!!!!!!! \ud83d\ude1c


When I get where I'm goin, there'll be only happy tears. I'll shed the sins and struggles I have carried all these years.


my mom is such a fucking idiot I can't handle it


That one Vine of screaming gave me a headache. Glad I'm at home.


...in a house full of people, I've never felt so alone :/


Nothing ever works out for me, that's why I always want to have options.


Lol hmmmmm i wonder why he just did that


you don't care about anyone's feelings but yours


@_jennafaith @CuteEmergency smiling alpaca


I watch dexter everyday \ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udd2a\ud83d\udd2a


XHKHASDLKDASSFHHKSKJSU can't wait to see you! @justinbieber IM CRYING. #July3 #Dallas


Night couldn't have ended any better. :)


Cody loves me, clearly, watching my back for me and everything\ue056


@Megan_Hampson I don't know who else is rather go through this with \ud83d\udc6c


So I guess I'm not better than them either; whatever I guess I'm meant to not be happy. \ud83d\ude14


The fact I can't see the tv without glasses sucks. Cause I don't wanna wear them right now.


@emmmz56 @Guidotillidie @sbutttler_ ouchhh


Not available behind bars #arresteddevleopment


@FrankieEdgar Good luck Frankie! I have to take a nap during the day tomorrow to stay up and watch you fight!


It sucks to think I am leaving highschool. With this many people hating my guts


@JustinCarmack12 oh. Nope. Never have. I've always wanted to though


@jackreasy my brain can't comprehend this


@KaySadillaa I cannot put in words for you, how wonderful it is. \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


I hate when parents keep contact with their kid's ex.


The one good thing about taking tests in stats is not having to hear Ms. Cope talk


I won't wake up until mid day tomorrow haha


Some of the sweetest moments happen when I'm alone


I seem to have a bad habit of leaving my wallet at work\ud83d\ude10\ud83d\udd2b


My dad is being a little shit this morning


@XtinaNoel lol... Tell me about it.... Its like having a full-time job.... Smh


I could see Lex being like her when she's older.


@mitchgrassi Mitch, your music and voice has inspired my 9 yr old to want to become a singer.


damn i really hope i don't have to get surgery


\u201c@ComedyTruth: i always think i can fix the clumps in my mascara by putting on more mascara....\n\ni never learn this\u201d


Life's more interesting when back home #truth


@taylah_erdman are you going to practice? We need to have girl talk. \ud83d\ude18\u2764


@sarahmatteooo then it'll be a quick month!


Chip Kelly reaches Buddy Ryan status tonight.


I think I have a slight addiction to tanning


I'm not the best but I'm nothing like the rest


Just caught @ratchel_bair20 in the act!!!! Mwahahahaaahahahahhha ;)


@Karaelaine_x3 Five layer burritos are seriously so good!!!!!


Having a Christmas movie marathon with the kids I'm babysitting was probably the best decision I've made all break


Driving around a drunk @CoggieB is interesting


I can't believe in this day and age the stigma which comes with being blonde is still going strong. It's sad, really.


In need of some lettuce for my lettuce wraps


#TweetYourFear Watching one of my loved ones die In front of me .


& then Spring 11 happened. About that. \ud83d\ude1c


Shopping for things for girls with @Ryan_Teague5 is probably the biggest adventure I've been on in a while.


@BlakeHery @saundeezy44 hear that everyone? I'm scary


Watching #ToyStory and Chillen with @jennifer_nora3 @Alifreno @AlyssaMarieHarv @MiaEsgro and the bitchtits @Omalley84Wagner


Packing a hammer and ice coffee sounds amazing right now #dunkinrun #gasstationrun


Good to see Joakim Noah is a prick and argues calls in the #NBAAllStarGame in addition to regular season


It needs to stop snowing, Quadasauras rexes don't handle the snow well


My coworkers always have to stop me from eating guests food when there's beautiful amounts of leftovers


Doctor called in a different antibiotic. Third med's the charm, right?


I love giving gifts to my family #tistheseason \ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf81


Out for the night!!!!!!!!!\ud83d\ude03\ud83c\udfbc\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf7a


Changing into Sweat pants and a hoodie after being dressed up all day is perfect \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


@chuoth sleepover my house. We're all sick already and we can go in the hot tub


@RatchetRhys I hope that I can! If not at least I tried!!\ud83d\udc4c


@SierraDawn1212 no ones home to take me down there


Visited some of the country's largest dairies here in WA state this week...move over grapes :)


Lets just fast forward to tomorrow night, please.


The things I would do to park my car in a garage during winter....


Delay after delay.... We are never getting on the road


@mommma_xo23 haha you know me too well! I definitely went with Randy Houser. Which one/s are you doing?


If I see one more picture of a brain or tract I think I'm going to ultimately shut down


If I see Dakota tweet one more depressing thing, my foot is kicking her in the face because I fell, I guess I forgot to lace up..


@bieber_talented thank you so much for your posts and pics


IT FEELS SO WEIRD IN MY HOUSE WITHOUT EBANY


Brotha Lynch Hung will always be relevant


@Phranchize19 As a PG, I still think Nash is better. And as a huge KU fan, Im not being baised.


Nothing like cuddling with sissy and sleeping in her bed \u263a #seeetdreams


@mongooseholly your implied tone was rude.


It's gonna be tough to do as a Rams fan, but I guess I almost have to root for the 9ers tonight. It sickens me.


@Kevinthefetus @_AlleyPooh @LukeZschokke ant day ant time


Hate when people don't have their read receipts on\ud83d\udd2b


@Blattila that's because you haven't met them yet #crazy


If I cant See you. You cant See me. So ill Walk around with my hands covering my eyes.


I was a pregnant teen & guess what i dont give a fuck what any of you think of it. :)


Get over it you just look stupid now lol #immature


Or even hot chocolate. I freally will just need something


@kttttt_xoxo @GarettSmith23 who is it Katie


@Tarawat just had my English corrected by a German. Fml


Holy marines on campus !!! #ipickedagoodday


Everyone's getting asked to homecoming and I'm over here like forever alone. \ud83d\ude10


@AndrewGulch is my chef.. First grilled cheese now an egg sandwich \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0b\ud83d\ude0f


@corinnelaberge WOW you didn't even put it on \ud83d\ude12


& then Miserable at Best came on. Bittersweet.


First day on the new job going smoothly!


@DomOko52 either providence or nova but definetly winner if that game plays UL #revenge


Pumped for this bike ride. \u270b\ud83d\udeb2


@mtnmedstudent we've been getting tons of snow the last few years. You staying in town for thanksgiving?


Wanna pop a top and leave the past behind


I love working with @brittanyemilyxo make me geeeek! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc9c


Pullin a prank on your boyfriend at 4am. \u2714


Jordan doesn't even come to my house to have fun, we literally just sleep and eat then repeat every weekend.


Only worry in the world, is the tide gonna reach my chair?


@KARose25 I stabbing her with my probe. Isn't it past your bed time??


@TheRealDFoister ill be waiting ! \ud83d\ude02


Everyone come to my game at Southside at 4:30 on the backfield, not the stadium.


@marcus5305 @josh_furr @trippwilkins @iamtheonlykyle don't say that! Josh you are gonna be alright dude!


Garris and Hayden are my favorites \ud83d\udc9a\u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\ude0a


I love my family, but I'm so ready to get OUT of this house. #canthandleit


he can barely breathe explaining his favorite scenes how do i save this man


Maybe you and me have just had enough, well, maybe we ain't meant for this love


@Banana_Fanna: Excuse me as I step aside and try and stop myself from getting overly pissed and overly jealous. #sigh #ugh


131 days until Opening night \u26be\ufe0f\ud83c\udf03


@ItsArwin me either I'm singing and stuff omg


@AndyGlockner Boise State wins this we can safely assume they're in correct?


@dariantessone okay princess \ud83d\ude18


I'm not even excited for the game today. Today's just not a good day.


@_Jennythefierce miss you too Hun \ud83d\ude0a hmu


@the_wilcox this is my thought process. \nBut I did reg for millstone grind this weekend! Shred.


But for real congrats to my go blue boys @Trey_Burke3 and @t_hard10 getting to the next level.  Now to get some gophers on the boards...


I can't wait for my weekend away with Brian, Mikey, @BrittanyCiera, Shellie and @mikemccoy6944 #funfunfun


Super disappointed with the results of yesterday's local elections. Will be drowning my sorrows in chocolate milk brb


0- I've known you since we were I'm diapers ! You're one of my best friends :)


&&that's what I get for trying to be nice..


I DONT EVEN CARE THAT YOU'RE FIFTY THAT'S ONLY 32 YEAR AGE DIFFERENCE OKAY #ourlovewillsurvive


#IfWeDate you have to understand I'm out if town a lot ... I play all over the country. Just remember that.


The best of the good time boys. Thank you thank you


You're not gonna understand everything you see.


@LarsOlson96 is wearing pink sweatpants.


@RachLaRae thank you!l love you! i appreciate it it so much!


That last retweet \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 read it again it took me a second to realize there was a problem !!!


no more countin' dollars, \nwe'll be countin' stars


giving Andrew a foot massage on our balcony cause I'm such a good girlfriend \ud83d\ude18


People are smoking cigars in front of me and didn't even offer me one. Cool.


@ColeT45 why wasn't I invited to go with all u guys:( and Keegan who?


Sometimes you have to break something to make something #thoughts


I'm surprised my head doesn't explode with the overload of thoughts sometimes


Wish @cbh_0628 would stay out of trouble for longer than a week. #troublemaker \ud83d\ude11\ud83d\udc4e


@PyroMEL10 that ruins my dreams of awesomeness.


@cmitch2410 pretty sure he had nail his nails painted


Whats the format for the league? @amachaby: @philthebakerbjs I'm in fantasy hockey for big bucks. What's the trick to winning please?


I will hopefully be $160 richer after tomorrow #heckyea


I still hold a grudge against Kenny Rogers for ruining my night with Corey Smith.


But they could get wild card @tweeterlesmason


Every other time when love said goodbye , just shake it off


Why the fuck would I or Riley have Avery's phone? Bitch go hop-skotch


Can't even believe we have school tomorow


@Amber_Kennedy32 is such a cute cryer <3


Had a good workout and now I'm.cleaning the house...#feelingproductive


@broookekaylor I have high hopes for that film


Ive never seen some one so bad #reallyshows there bad side


Not the result we wanted but enjoyed sitting with @MountaineersOGp tonight at the Sprint Center tonight.


@nicegoingsam but not with ppl around here


he goes \they play this to get in touch with the spirits\" hahah oh"


@DJ4JG @joshgroban you'll have a ball\ud83d\udc93\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc97


@Bex_R hope your weekend is good I'm working like usual but was wondering by any chance can I get an autographed print ?


@tylerlong64 \nHoly crap! What is that kid on? That's ridiculous.


Giving a group project the last class period due on the day of the final is probably the worst thing they could do #notime


Just snapchatted everyone on my snapchat because I'm cool obviously.


@dylansisk76 issues, you have issues. But I still love you \ud83d\ude02


People hate when people subtweet. Yet when they straight call someone out it's now worse than a subtweet... ?#hypocrites


I feel like Gus is trying to tell me something... I really need to brush up on dog talk


@Brookey_Snooki they are sucking holy balls right now and I'm not happy. The defense looks like a rookie line it's sad


All my life I want money and power, respect my mind or die from lead showers


@aurora_loyall3 I was never upset over #oomf I just felt really bad for him... \ud83d\ude12


@StorliePaige it can't be persuasive :(((( but I could possibly make that non persuasive ha


@ehjayy21 soon enough :) in the meantime, come visit!


Will Ferrell's performance in Blades of Glory #yess


And why isn't UConn ranked? #PollsAreMeaningless


My stomach is never full unless I'm at Tamiko's.


@Rosie97summer I tried calling you bunchies baby and you never answered :/ call me when you wake up <3


@Brad3DD Love when you do a cover..better than orig..Finger Eleven,Paralyzer..PERFECT song to bless w/your brilliant talent & do your magic!


i hate the mile bc i never do good enough


Literally all I want out of life is to be NOTHING like my mom. #DONE #GTFO


By the time all my friends wake up I'm done with class for the day \ud83d\ude0e


All I can think about is sinking my teeth into a tofu home wrecker after work #3hoursaway


@itsmedawn3 @Frat_man_du hows it going guys? :)


@GTJohnson018 Are you bringing me Sour Patch Kids tomorrow or not?


@ThunderAngel454 mmmm I have been looking and honestly nothing yet I wish


Worse news of the day, my locker is on the 3rd floor


Somebody come kidnap me from starbucks please ill love you forever


Casually changing the subject whenever things go in that direction, I'm terrible


It's a great day to get better. #Mindset


I'm the only girl I know who hasn't cried while watching the Titanic


It's a hot cocoa and movie day for sure \ud83d\ude0a\u2615 #snow #sonice


Hate when people say they're going to bed and they just lie..


Can it be tomorrow already? \ud83d\ude01


Haven't even been in a baseball field yet and our first game is Saturday....


trying to convince my dad that I am fully capable of driving to Arizona this summer.


Late night cravings... you win again. \ud83d\ude2d


@_JordanLloyd_ 3 years, 3 months, and 13 days, today.


@sierra_knight @cloe_mccleary noo! You blocked it with your hand


the most amazing thing about performing is the applause and screams after, nothing feels better than that


The first two Evil Dead movies are beyond sucky. Dumb af. The 2013 one is 110 times better. #knowyourscarymovies


@Moore_56 Awh, you're makin me blush! \u263a #loveyou \ud83d\ude18


Show time 830 tonight at the West Fargo VFW in West Fargo, ND!  Time to kick ass!!!


This dude is crazy! Who the hell are you? #Catfish


All I want to know is who @SeanLowe09 picks! #TheBachelor


The guys are playing a pick-up game of ultimate and I'm sitting on the sidelines, bored \ud83d\ude14


My entire world was just ripped away from me...\ud83d\udc94


Damn I have to write my college essay. Fuck.


@A13Wit Okay Alex, no one wants to hear to flaunting what a whore you are. #ProudWhore \ud83d\ude2e\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4d


I could use some taco bell 4th meal right now.


@zfreeman95 I take that back I hate you bye


Going to the gym tomorrow.. that means I get out of house. X)


Wow, they went balls out with the new $100 bill.


I wish my mom and I had a better relationship


Today has just been pissing me off more and more


\ud83c\udf4e\ud83d\udc1d's date with momma (:


It's so cold here at Russell I'm pretty sure I'm gonna freeze to death


I wanna drink a few bottles of wine tomorrow after class\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf77


Waking up to birds chirping at 11:30 is really nice! \ud83d\udc25\u2600 #summerscoming


@eric_RA24 you won't score more than five on me


No, really. I truly love traipsing through inches of snow on the way to class. #salty


@Omggg_Its_Amyyy hey I think my phones broke so I won't be able to text off of it


Christmas decor out, smell of zucchini bread throughout the house, We The Millers, and some drinks with the family. What an amazing night


@keileealexis is my kinda normal \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude02


Done with classes for the day\ud83d\udc4f


@katiecirullo waahh I missed u and still do


dude this Red Wing alumni game is the shit.


@sydney_henschel @MkJanisko I think during the day till 4. I'll get my schedule tomorrow


Just want to be back with my dance family, back to the way everything was 8 months ago before everything happened.


@Anna_Campagnolo p.s. you spelled banana wrong


Now that I've had one good day with great friends, I want time with everyone. Hit me up soon people.


Wish I wasnt in algebra 2 #TooMuchHomework #HonorClassProbs


@TheAdamBobby hahaha I was just working on that and threw it across the room


I just wanna go to sleep and wake up so Evan will be at my house and we'll be opening presents


I don't know why you don't take me downtown \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc8b\ud83c\udfb6


If no one from the future comes to stop you, how bad of a decision can it be? #decisions


Yay for Mick Foley being inducted into the wwe hall of fame <3


@franklindsey14 cock juggling thunder cunt


I really hate chem lab at 7:30 am on Mondays


Like what the actual fuck just happened?


Today's so beautiful out . \ud83c\udf1e\u2600


I LOVE BAD BITCHES, THAT'S MY FUCKING PROBLEM!


@vhayesfordays which ones I want to use one


I can't wait to crawl into bed after work


@amberfelger dill pickle chips \ud83c\udf83


I've been Erkel for some years, it's better being Jaleel .


@abbyneal14 I thought you were leaving for Florida today?


Just remembered that @twittalessjuice told me he would marry my mom even though shes kinda \uggo\" uhh...."


Why the hell do I thank professors when I turn an exam in? You just made my life terrible for the last 24+ hours and I'm thanking you?


@missjerrilynne are you going to do anything tonight?


@K__lahna wait I should be as fast as a cheetah!!! But I'm not. \ud83d\udc05\ud83d\ude45\ud83d\udc22 \ud83d\ude02


I think the city that were from just kinda ruined things.


@PRIME7IM3 luck and wayne are expensive as shit already tho


I told my LS to get it when she went to San Diego for business and it changed her life


You're gonna wish you had a storm warning.


Watching Peter Pan\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a #PeterPan


\ud83d\ude4a is this really happening !?


I feel like i get annoyed wayyyyyy to easily.


Visiting the hospital chapel tonight to remember all of our patients who lost their lives this year. Praying for their families tonight.


@kennedyallen14 apparently so is cousin kaitlyn.


@vs_xo that was probably the most gross thing I have ever eaten


I want everything in bed bath and beyond #GrownUpStatus #WannaDecorateEverything


I'd rather write a song or poem than discuss my feelings. #unhealthydontcare


We should have no regrets. The past is done. There is nothing to be gained by going over it. Whatever it gave us is now experience.


Keep getting Charlie horses and have to fly out of bed to get rid of them


Youre such a sick sad waste of a human being.


I forgot how much I loved tanning \ud83d\ude0a


IT'S 100 DEGREES IN BOSTON AND I'M WEARING JEANS CUT MY LIFE INTO PIECES


I'm trippin balls, David Beckham #GolfWang


Congrats to Coach Luke and Christi Imsland on their new addition, Arianna Mari Imsland \n8lbs. 10oz.


\ud83d\ude9c I'd take you for a ride on my tractor


@neeeecoleeee CAN YOU NOT YOU WHORE I DEFF JUST PUT THAT UP AND I DID JUST SAY DEFF


Still in awe from today's WOD. Did I really do 150 pull ups, 300 push ups and 450 squats in 30 minutes? #awesome


#ThoughtsInTheHallway is today Friday? please god let it be Friday!


Not being able to sleep in cause I have to pee so bad ahhhh can't wait to get off work and go back to sleep ugh


I'm actually doing extra work at the barn tonight so that I don't have to go home and check for baby deer.. #HateThem


I seriously wanna marry roger. I'm so jealous of Jenny she is a lucky woman Forsure


I like Nike shoes better than Under Armor. I like Under Armor clothes better than Nike. I hate wearing both at the same time... #Problem


18 pounds until my goal weight. \ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc83\ud83d\udc83


@gentry_matt @ErikAbston1 i was hoping it was gonna be earlier. Doubt ill make it.  Appreciate the invite though. We will catch another one.


#BlackBerryQ10 is trending. .. haven't they given up yet??


@shamtown you can't wait for someone to get shot? What a jerk!


@ceversole95 kinda better. ive have had problem after problem.  I have infected tissue...rotten flesh. It's disgusting!!


@Apres_23 yes Earl it was eventful, Julie and I took GMa to the zone


I hate when people call Meijer 'Meijers.' It's MeijeR. And you're a dumbass.


Outside Temp:67.8\u00b0F Inside Temp:78.4\u00b0F Wind:1.8MPH SE. Gust:7.4MPH Chill:67.8\u00b0F Hum:61% Baro:28.76in, Falling slowly.Stormy, much precipitat


Everything you are against weakens you,everything you are for empowers you..  Wayne Dyer soo true.


I AM REDOING MY ROOM & THAT MEANS ALL MY POSTERS HAVE TO COME DOWN \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\ude30


@KyleeDatema hahaha you bet we did! Is your frickin adorable little brother singing it?


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you can sing and love Jesus


Of course...brand new laptop, and it randomly stops working! #really?! #pissed


Jw why me @Kate_Lynn14 and @13paige08 aren't chefs? Those pizzas we made were good guyz.


#ThingsWhitePeopleLike to take pictures of what they got for Christmas to make everyone else jealous \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude4a


I've seen a loser win I've seen a sad man grin I've seen an honest man lie #iluhit


im determined to go on a diet and stick to it.


Meagan is pissed I opened her sunroof ... It's pouring so I guess it's understandable


Every Thug needs a Lady! #isjarulealive #tbt


Reflecting every blurry moon that long goes shinning


\@TheDrunkProbz: Alcohol goes in, truth comes out.\" #mylife"


We're in high school now you can stop telling on people


Found the coolest record shop today! Got so much more vinyl pretty much completed my 80's collection haha


@hburk02 I know lol. But you know I gotta give you ish for it.


Tahiri took a moment. Then, calmly, #she began to speak.


@shanellelawson lol that's all I have too! he gave me the wrong dates.


@erikansims I had no clue he was also dating you too that sly dog\ud83d\ude0f


Who has the ice cream vine stuck in their head? Me! Thanks @Jordie_E_Hill and @HallieMikesell #muchappreciated #LMAO


@TheBSLine haha just quoting the song. Can't stand Tyga


Pirates of the Caribbean and Johnny Depp = \u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764


@tAaLpIoCgInAa cause you pissed me off. I'm not fixing this shit like always. I'm sick of it.


@lovelyjessij ugh don't say Yankees ;) Diehard mets fan up here. Suffering mets fan but proud.


B1G teams are NOT looking great in the bowls this year!!! At least MSU won theirs,I guess.


Pretty ridiculous to think there's inventions that will be created in the future that'll make someone rich and I can't think of anything!


@WhoaaItsTorii Their officially gay together..


@jessdolph thanks girl I'm gonna need it \ud83d\ude2c


@itskelsee_ I don't really no so I just did it all.. \ud83d\ude02


I still can't believe what happened to Boston. Stay strong Boston. #prayforBoston.


Cliff&Dill are the rattiest friggen rats out there


Anymore I just want to give up with you.


Staying home tonight so I'm all rested up and ready to go bright and early tomorrow , better be proud @JennaStever @k18erin \ud83d\ude07


I hope my dad got my new tire \ud83d\ude01 I've drivin on tht doughnut thing for a while now.. \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude4a


Metal Monday > Motown Wednesday @SiriusXMNFL


@daniellebering when are you coming here Friday? Like what time?


Wish I had something to do tonight....#nofriends


I've practically been babysitting all weekend and I kinda love it.


@ayyyemandy your welcome!!! And ok \ud83d\ude0a


\ud83c\udfb6Meet me in the middle of a moonlit Chevy bench seat\ud83c\udfb6 #surebecoolifyoudid


Finding a TV show that I can't stop watching and therefore can't go to bed early <<<


Auburns running back is owning  this drive


Can't believe Nadal went out in the first round... Wow.


@MacWhite28 mwahahahaha glad your phones crappy like mine.


@THEjustink @agrodner22 Fingers crossed for you doll, no offense but ANYONE would be better than what's on #bb15 it's atrocious!


Well today was good Adam took me to the zoo and out to get ice cream then we watched movies all night soooo yeah


Traveling away for @ChicagoBears in Cleveland! ... I mean my girlfriends parents how in outside Akron for Christmas ;) #Beardown


This fight is going to change us forever..


@DennisTodisco go to the Zumiez there on broadway and say hi to my old boss.


@MRz_CHeetah Get Your \ud83d\udc00 As Friend Before I Tell Her to Come Out Sidee


@thrgardinad this world is a cruel place.


Billy D can adjust...now time to prove it


Sorry I'm such an embarrassment. Whatever.


Excited to play today \ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udfc0


Currently watching the conjuring \ud83d\ude31


@ImSoHoff good! Hahaha we were in the car and Donny was like do they really need a place to stay? I was like god I hope they find a place


@supercross313 @Winkjuice_da3 alot was on my mind bud


hope @DStachurski enjoyed his car tonight!


The fact that I actually need to wake up in the morning and be productive and go to school makes me sick #ughhhhh


It's s good day when I jam to beach is better in the morn


@brett_rangitsch always looking out for me. Mom just put me to bed!! Night Brett, feel better \u263a


More than likely I won't even talk to half of my \friends\" after next year so I'm not going to go out of my way for you anymore."


Wow, that is the worst homer call for Molina I have ever seen. Unbelievable. #cardinalumps #thugmolina


\@hadenice: Omg so tired I can't take it!\" suck it up"


Little Sean is my favorite and then there's Annabel


@Braves Thank you for a great season! Just wish it wasn't over. Keep building that pitching staff and win it all in 2014


Then the clouds opened up and God said...I hate you Alfalfa #LittleRascals


just watching grown ups with @Gabi_Sprengel at @Andrew_Achter when he's not even home. #lolz


Our poor boyfriends @jennaxsoswte  oh wait that's you \ud83d\udc49


Seriously about to turn this fucking game off.


Hour long video on chainsaw safety... Yay #sarcasm


aparently i dont even deserve an explanation. word


Catching up with Stacie! #oldtimes #goodmemories


@FairyMessenger I saw a Fairy once! It was enjoying a passing by high school marching band. It flew slowly up out of flowers 2 watch :)


I used to have friends until I was traded in for thrift shops, guest list spots, and drink specials.


I felt like shit. And that just made it worse. #sadtweet


Considering i understand nothing in this math I'm 100% failing this test tomorrow and I have accepted that.


...so the ecology test today, #wingingit


@JeremyKoffi: S/O to the junior boys for being really original with their volleyball uniforms. #not


@katr03 @FrenchShickFan Yes!!!! Exactly! The horrendous accident &  the recovery process! Still would've had the hit & run & the who done it


Cuz I'm proud to be one, I could care less what you think bout them. & if you really think that then I'm questioning our friendship.


@sarcasmsign pics of parents show nothing but doesnt mean they didnt have it fixed. Mongos eyes are good as were his parents. Time 2 google


If I don't chug an iced coffee stat I will probably just go to sleep for the rest of summer


@pkligerman I've seen this before, cutest thing ever. Also obsessed with that movie!


@br1anw3bb No she's got an appointment on Friday.


@Im_Just_Dre24 @KingJames go for someone good like @kobebryant


Glad to know everyone's a piece of shit.


@lovato66 yeshhhhh: ) u tell me when and sista. Will be there:)


@MyTrainerBob she hardcore but inspirational! love it! haha


@AM_Floody2 greatest show ever. I want to rewatch it.


Loving you is the risk ill always take!\u2764


@connor_bonnor @isla3isla noooo I don't have anything text me 5156646204


WVU takes it to the limit sometimes #beatoklahomstate


@Murray_Lars24 Not sure. Lambo comes as an extra, the stud Lefty reliever was who we were after.


@Cassi_Jo_27 GOOD THING MY GRANDPA WAS AN ALCY OR I WOULDNT HAVE THUNK IT


you're not the shit, you're just a piece of shit


Learning about dreams.. #netflix #sleeptest


@lesliegrace @LatinTrends2010 Looking amazing!!\u2764\u2764\u2764


I think I have a crush on Kerry Washington


Headed off to my first day of work! Already can't wait to get back in bed. #realworld


#nowblasting Rolling Stone - Falling in Reverse


I doubt Abbie's parents will be in a good mood, so I'll probably not be able to come over.


@allisnodgrass22 Yayyy! I still have tons of suckers that you can have for tomorrow!


Disney channel got everyone watching high school musical 2


@HambyDavid great call out. Miss you bro.


Grandma leaves in two hours and parents will be gone for another two days... They didn't think this through


Money doesn't buy happiness, it gives you options


Harry potter marathon on this lazy day! \u270c


Best snap Chats @Nolliex1201  @shantaclair @lunchiscouch


IF ANYBODY GETS PIZZA FROM ME TONIGHT I'LL GIVE YOU FREE BREADSTICKS BECAUSE I LOVE YOU.


Shoutout to whoever tped me. You can clean it all up when my pissed off mother calls her detective friend. :)


The bigger the investment the bigger the return. This applies to long distance relationships and the 5.5 lbs of forever 21 I just bought


@TrevorKreiling1 who goes to sleep at 4 am


I swear if I have to wear a patch over my eye.........


So God bless you, and I hope I'll see you...


@jaycie_welch sounds like something Sabrah would say. Smoking is her answer anywhere from sick to getting a spider in a corner to go away


Oh great, more useless things that we don't need.


I can't go to sleep until I finish the laundry. HURRY UP DRYER.


@fernandobeteta what are YOU drinking is the question! :)


It is what it is till it ain't anymore. \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Packing up makes me realize I missing a lot of my stuff but I also have a lot of others people's stuff #interesting


If one of the boxes under the tree doesn't have a golden doodle inside it I might cry \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc36\ud83d\udc95


@LexiSchultz4 ya so if you ever need a dog sitter. Please tell me. He's so cute.


I'm going all out tomorrow with st. patty's theme practice \ud83c\udf40


2013, thank you for all of the lessons. 2014, I am ready!


Guess who got herself a new pair of boots\ud83d\ude0d


Campus tour, duck store, met puddles, homecoming parade, and a volleyball game all in one day! Can't wait for tomorrow!


@kevgray30 doesn't make any sense either haha


Hilarious that somebody on Foursquare made a custom list of just bar rescue bars.


@kd_lamar oh I see haha well I like Ford or Toyota or Chevy


Kobe Bryant says he could play 3-4 years in the NBA. This is awful news for anyone on the Lakers who wants to shoot the ball.


Just fast forward to Sunday Night Football please!!! Biggest Game of the Year #BroncoNation


It's pathetic that the only friends I have ignore me. Sayanora. \u270c


@jewelsbear27 oh well haha I guess ill have to wait and see \ud83d\ude01


Watching The Conjuring for the third time \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude29 @Aleah_Lepore #twitterlessDad #twitterlessRandy


@patcdonaldson @BillsMafiaDon you guys as well!


I see\u201c@iTweetForBSM_: Mergs got hoes lol\u201d


Sad my car is out of commission until I get a chance to fix it... but not sad I have to drive dad's truck until then!


when my iMessage changes to text message <<<<<


@vrose_629 watched it tonight and I'm not ashamed to say that ill be watching it again tomorrow.


Just waiting for that day where you tweet good things about me...


Just because I took a picture with a hot guy\ud83d\udc4d


If I could be one person, it would be @alexmorgan13 without a doubt


@Airrrrjordan so clever your that just talking to you makes me more clever


#thingsithoughtwerecoolasajuniorcamper shaving creaming my fellow camper while the dorm dad helped. #WeWontNameNames


I'm not gonna be with someone I can't trust and I don't trust you. So quit.


@matt_wiebahoy Serial killers!!!! I fucking love captain crunch and now he's gone!!! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Swear they have the air on in this school \ud83d\ude28\u2744


I really wanna take a drive to Jackson and go eat. But I have no friends anywhere near me. And no license.


You don't have to like my piercing. That's why I have it and you don't.


I have to go to bed with a bag of ice every night so I'm not hot. There's something wrong with that. \ud83d\ude25


The fact that it's raining makes it that much harder to get out of bed #StupidSchool


@DangeRussWilson im from Pittsburgh and a big fan of you... You do so much for so many people and its amazing... Thank you for being you


Can't get enough of #AChristmasStory! I don't know what I'd do if @tbsveryfunny stopped doing this marathon! \ud83d\ude29


@RuthieOlivia @duggarblog yes, June 2nd.


Playing a game of tag later! Girls only.


Guys who keep conversations and don't one word me\ud83d\ude18


Decorating my room for Christmas. I'm thinking twinkling Christmas lights.


Fuck stepping back into reality tomorrow \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udd2b


Crazy how you can assume someone's life can be so perfect ..


@AveryMontefusco How bout you shut the hell up...


They way @christineruth15 and I can read each others minds & know exactly what the other person is feeling or thinking is sweet #telepathy \ud83d\ude0d


If there's one thing I can't stand, it is.....


I want to play basketball,time to go get everyone


Driving a 3 hour road trip to look at a badass truck #swag


I'll skin you alive and laugh while you scream you bastard.


Keep trying because even though your falling on your face your still moving forward.


People who flaunt their wealths all over social media are narcissistic and superficial.


Sitting in a car listening to Mac miller.. Thinking of my buddy @TShelbs


@Aliii_Wiegand better hang out with me Saturday or else any possibility for future friendship is revoked


These 90 days are going to be long and painful.


I now know what living without you feels like. I dont want to live there anymore.


Jessi's shoulders look like a tomato. \ud83d\ude02


@MeVinceG @nfldraftscout Dallas isn't a playoff team? Weird.


Guess I need to delete my tweet earlier on Napoli.


@ChrisScoleriVh1 hey how r things? My vacation begins today.


I've been watching a ton of SkyDoesMinecraft videos lately. He and his friends are hilarious together. I love it. \FRIENDSHIP!!!\""


Today one of my tweets was put on the board about drinking so the speaker could prove a point that anyone can see your tweets... It was awk


@jayda_sullivan Miss you too!<3 See you all in 10 days! #LongTime


Ryan Braun is everything that is wrong with baseball today. PED's are absolutely destroying the game.


#ToMyFutureChildren If my kids want I'm gonna have them in singing lessons and I want them to know how to play guitar.


My time line suddenly turned exciting cause @justinbieber is on. I love how happy he makes us. I love you so much Justin. Thank you 3


@JereKid3 oh wait we forgot about microscopes which are said to have been invented in 1590


@Scotti_2_Hotti that would be perfect if april wasnt like 7 months away \ud83d\ude12


50 retweets I'll go run in the snow in my underwear


@zinnia_olsson that's mean.. i never do that to the twins!


@petehuge I think you need a smokers jacket and a bitchin mustache


@J_Blackout wah?! I miss going to that. Have fun today with dad jess!


Prob one of the best weekends I have had in a long time. Nice just spending time with the girl and relaxing.


@pimpinshrimp57 nope...who woulda known!!! #fml


I don't understand how you can hate the country you live in, especially if that country is #Merica


The NBA is going to make some bank this series. So many flopping fines will be handed out \ud83d\ude02


The League of Extraordinary Gentlemen will always be one if my favorite movies.


There is never a dull moment w/ my family.


@thechew however this has fast become my Fav !!when is your next edition to the chew coming out?


@LydiaDominick you'll be getting a stocking full of coal for tonight's jabs, miss. \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84\ud83d\udca9


@CayleeNatzke WOAH WOAH WOAHHHH WAIT WAIT WAIT


Volleyball game or soccer game tomarrow?


@madsthomp I know and it makes me happy\ud83d\ude02


I wish it was as warm as it looks like it is outside. \u2600\u2600\u2600


This one time, I saw a high class prostitute.


\I'm going to bed.\" I'm usually awake three or so hours after sending that."


@WlLLABY I'm not Irish but I'm sure as hell down for the cause


I wish I had friends that could drive\ud83d\ude12


@Cmorgan_xoxo I'm thankful I don't have to work. It's like a blessing haha


Got me up all night Trynna get a pice apple pie


Welp. Ray Lewis. You're fucking out! #Cheater


That's actually beyond fucked up of you .


#YoureMoreAttractiveIf you have a great smile


licana now resides in the hands of private collectors. But they are museum quality reproductions.\"	0.0	0.00333333333333	0.05	0.946666666667


@srellabr I think the real question is: how did you not see The Avengers?!


I can't leave my house without putting on Chapstick first.


Why in the fuck would I want to leave 75 and sunny for 45 and shitty please tell me


I can't stop listening to best song ever \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


I love twitter cause you cab say whatever you want, and if people don't like it well they can shove their opinion up their asses #idontcare


The fact that we don't talk anymore kills me. #wheredyougo


@Shane_Rodenbeck I never wanted children, and I never had any.... my choice.


@megmleonard that is a great point.... I blame my sleepiness on \ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc8e\ud83d\udc8e


You're over 50 and your ringtone is Call Me Maybe? #really


Jabari Parker probably won\u2019t stick around an extra year at Duke to play with former AAU teammate Jahlil Okafor, but he has given it thought


With my fave for the nighttttt\ud83d\ude18


Glass of wine and a cigarette before bed.


If you're not going to go the extra mile at work, at least go the designated length. #fuckups


I'm tired of being the same weight. It's time to make some changes.


@WasteWR i believe you are. it was just a vent anyhow. Roll Tide


@Chad_kolensky just stopped at damattos for food


McDonald's pancakes are amazing \ud83d\ude0d


Me and my dad full blown flippin on eachother in the Dunkin drive threw lmao


Taking my cna classes this summer. #goodbyeculvers


What a feel good moment. I am officially done applying to graduate schools.\ud83d\ude4c


Whenever I see a semi pulled over by a cop I think of Super Troopers! \ud83d\ude0b


My attorney has got to be the meanest guy I've ever met. \ud83d\udc4c


I guess I should stop watching #raw and keep an eye on the news to see if @RefRobPage and @petehuge incite a riot at the #twins game


It always rains the hardest, on the people who deserve the sun.


Idk how to sleep in anymore \ud83d\ude15


Because I don't take people's crap and have two-face friends


At Skillet show with Donavan and friends. Great music and awesome hearing them use their platform for Christ!


@Jew4BlackBerry tried. Didn't work there either.


@DejaSymone18 that was you I was tryin to figure out who was txtin me lol


@ColeEnderle @josephenom @alexkeen6 @nphillips9 @mikaylajordin Love you too! \ud83d\ude0d


Just completed #ToughMudder w/ @Rdy_Blz @Hommber @marie_nikki94 & Coach K. Craziest/Funnest ever!! Everyone should do it! #NoLie


To get my nose pierced, or to not get my nose pierced. That is the question.


@mikaelab_11 I wanted it to love me sooooo bad! Hahaha


@KaylaBlough yea you know my pain then \ud83d\ude27


Getting a drunk call from my best friend and all I hear when I answer is her saying to someone,\Um because I love her\" idk what that's about"


@rosepetal_life that's for you to figure out


@sydneyslasher I really thought I was going to fail too!!! What did you get on the final?


can't believe I go to camp tomorrow \ud83d\ude33


@WorkoutWizard24 Haha good one \ud83d\udc4c


This summer has really burnt me out on working all the time! That's all I do!


Seriously? Can I get a freaking printer that didn't run out of ink? #pissed \ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude20\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


Like I want to blow my brains out. Thanks mom


Well I need to find a 1 bed apt actually


Charlotte baseball players >> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9a


Lets all agree that ARod is an AHole and go from there


Me and Gerard Butler are getting married, he just doesn't know it yet


Maddox said when I leave for college, my room will be his game room and when Peyton leaves, his room will be the trash room \ud83d\ude02


@hswope_ mine doesn't do hours that's why it still says 66 #wereboothright


@collinsal15 same but at least it's a rough draft not the final copy so it doesn't matter


When the lights go out and I'm in my bed I think of all the madness in my head.


I had a major freak out because I thought I lost my phone. It was in the cup holder of my car - an indication of how today went for me


@acuzzi23 my entire timeline is all vine links now aha glad I was one of the first to get one too bad I didn't make any tho lol


@TMerk1 hardest 2.5 miles i've ever ran. Haha


I love feeling sore after a good workout \ud83d\udc4d


hahahah omg i was walking up the steps and this girl was behind me and totally watched me fall right on my face and laughed at me lol\n#fml


@EricNelson19 @chazchaz12 I went to anatomy class, riddle me that batman


So before I popped the popcorn I made Maddie sit there & listen to me read all the instructions in Spanish \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@HeavyRescue44 no. still having problems


Train like an animal eat like a horse sleep like a baby


I always tend to have a strong love/hate relationship with the people that mean the most to me


Best performance of the night! @jtimberlake #MTV #2013vmas


@__Jentzzzen omg Jentzen I can't even handle how funny you are \ud83d\ude12


I've screenshotted so many great snapchats. It's a good day in my book.


Oh well guess you win some and lose some.


Today was so so hard :( I just can't believe that this is real.


It's too late to make it right, probably wouldn't if I could.


As far as old tv goes, if it isn't twilight zone, Andy Griffith, golden Girls, or the Cosby show, it's porn


100% sure my mom will kill me over this speeding ticket \ud83d\ude48


@AyooMarri Hahaha great mindS think alike duh


Not too happy about who E.L James chose for the fifty shades movie but im sure it will be great anyways..she's a genius!


@ChaseHayball it is to maybe its too tight, what if its straight up coolant no water will it ruin tge piping?


@KallieAllen32 @BrookeAllen2016 movie night after the gym??


People who drink in cemeteries are scum have some respect


@cousin_adam OHMYGOD i want that pizza \ud83d\ude16


Wish i could lay around and drink beer all day and NOT DO THE DISHES or anything else at all. Lazy drunk retard


@setsarahtostun @abby_dillon Buncha babies


I just wanna go home & get ready for college but noooooo I must work almost every day of the fricken week \ud83d\ude20


My kids will be the most stylish, fashionable kids at school. They will also be great athletes physically and academically.


Glad I'm finally laying in my bed. #enoughisenough


#NameYourPenisAfterAMovie\nWhere the wild things are


People JUST DON'T KNOW.  Man its just so crazy


@tursini @SeeYourGhost thanks dude! Just got done with our last one ever. Weird!


Snapchat right now \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude09 >>>


I haven't been genually happy for 9 days and that came and bit me in the ass \ud83d\ude12#depressed


Just discovered a student lounge on the 2nd floor of felmley \ud83d\ude0d why am I just figuring this out now?


@_xkierra is it weird that your softball and volley numbers are like my favorite numbers and what I use for softball? lol.


Anyone have any Netflix suggestions? I'm bored and @Alixx_Smith and @taraneh152 left me home alone with the dogs. #snowdayproblems


@raaagepaige replace that last sentence with couldn't be better!


Cone home to brandon geter lounging on my couch, what a great man.


Sleep? Nahh I'd rather stay up all night upset... #thisisdumb \ud83d\ude29


Resisting the urge to dance at the bus stop is one of the hardest thighs...especially when's pandora wants me to shake my ass. It's a thing.


@jakesmothers46 that voicemail was the cutest.


Me and Andrews conversations are so pleasant


Somehow my headphones manage to catch onto everything in path and they get pulled out of my ears, I've had it.


@amberschutz hahaha if your sisters can do this twitter thing i think you can too


Having the gym to yourself >>> \ud83c\udfc0\ud83c\udfc0


@hikarosss @AvesGangstaFlow @JoeOliv12000652 Now has Joe ever missed a day? This isn't a valid question Erena.


Yay! Finally for a show buddy again \ud83d\ude0a @itsjessie


It's okay though. It's more than likely that I still have her digital camera.


When @EthanHStutz40 screws up my contact names hahah! \ud83d\ude1d


@JazzmanJoey Great point that people are overlooking


My brother uses a gallon jug to spit his sunflower seeds in I can't tell if it's more boss or disgusting


Sometimes I think about texting you, but then I think... Uhhh better not.


Weights and conditioning tonight\ud83d\ude04\ud83d\udd2b


Chance the Rapper is the best rapper without an album yet


Timing is everything, carefree living\ud83d\ude0e


Running on 4 hours of sleep. \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\udd2b


Still you've been talking to other people!\ud83d\ude30


@Wimming_ They are packed up, but just so you don't feel unloved, I will drag them out! You will be sorry...


@EmilyOpalinski what are you waiting for? I have a great idea to have you doing just that right away that I'd love to share with you


@Tony_Salvati eyyyy! Focus on your exam! \ud83d\ude09


@JFuMeZ @x_k0dak hahahaha nigga called me Sam... Chill you fat mop head.. Me & Koddizzleeee got way back..


Vikings need a huge step up like right now!


If you're an offensive lineman, white, and can grow a beard...then I expect nothing less than a full beard from ylu


@JayMunOne take her to Mizzou and give her a taste of a gin bucket. @AshleyGranby buy a Mizzou thong already.


Cause though the truth may vary, this ship will carry our bodies safe to shore


didn't know it's like thattttt \ud83d\ude1e


@GrayveTrain and the flavor of a busted taco.


@NevaChattos do guys even do that anymore


I'll continue talking shit until you do something about it. Which... We all know you won't. #waiting


Awake at 8:30, had to drive mom to hospital and I have work at 10, I have a feeling I'm not going to work today \ud83d\ude48


I need a weekend that will get everything off of my mind.


I was legit at the mall for the first time this year and didnt go into any stores...just went to visit my fianc\u00e9 since he got subway to eat\ud83d\ude02


Last week of classes at UWM \ud83d\ude22


I stand a new creation baptized by blood and fire. \ud83d\ude4f


@bethdiaz420 What would you call a girl who never hung out with me, but on the 2nd night of hanging out is trying to fuck?


Trying to find a pair of jeans with decent sized pockets is like trying to find a needle in a haystack \ud83d\udc56


I had no idea what killer karoke was until now


I love having conversations with @JusticeeWeeks . She turns my hole day around.


My mom bought our dogs cocktail dresses \ud83d\ude02


Who cares that my kids are mixed? Racist much??


I have 22K Tweets OMG!!!!!!!\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude33


@KyleBillman not at all. Still have a headache. Transferred to my bed though


It's kinda nice going out once a week, enjoying work and being responsible.


I can't even handle this \ud83d\ude48 I want to watch my boys but I don't omg I am so nervous


@WhiteThunder10 my tv is heavier than it looks.. I swear is 1,000lbs


Whether there's desire there's gunna be a flame.Whether there's a flame someone's bound to get burned.


Watching a satellite get launched into space! @NASAKennedy


Just when I thought every guy was the same , you came into my life .


I wanna watch a Christmas movie eat cookies and drink hot chocolate #tooearly?


@RickWarren any tips or advice for helping our pastor through rough time, 17 yo son committed suicide 3.5 weeks ago.


Beyonce don't need to sing. Just dance. Lovely. Just missing justin to rip spme clothes off #foreal


@brimassari that's what happens when I let you run free at the beach too


couldn't ask for anything better \ud83d\ude0a


@zackmason27 I'm on my way where where you sitting


@katelud7 ill come when it's not \ud83d\ude0b


I just wanna surround myself with openly friendly genuine good people in life


@araska1998 @RossMorisette well and I have horse shows both days this weekend so I have to get up at 5:00 both days


Got 10,000 things to do before the lake on Thursday. I think I'm just gonna lay down for awhile...


@nucksonthepond One of my biggest pot head frienda went to Western. Used a empty ppr roll w/a fabric softener sheet in it to hide the smell


Wind 0.0 mph SE. Barometer 30.03 in, Rising slowly. Temperature 76.8 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 62%


@ESPNMondayNight  its Monday and theres football. Hey, that's where they came up with the name. #MNF


Like no other, I love you your my brother


Snapchating @Spud_Langlois and @BrockWudtke was the highlight of my night. #penisdoodles


@makenna_tab why are you so exited for tmro


Seriously smells like moist oil trash here after a rain shower


@stetson_burkman @austinholy Let's fight for him. Let the better cousin win


@ChelseaAnnMyers @logaaaan_de obviously Chels hahahaha


Enjoying some paczki from Oakmont Bakery


Oh no, I didn't commemerate my 100th tweet! #twitterprobs


The feeling of not ever having to talk to him again is so relieving.. Now time to focus on little nugget and mommy\ud83d\udc76\ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99


@dmanno429 @Greg_Assainte only for my children


@hippietrip14 Why the fuck aren't we together right now lol?!


Seriously a perfectly-timed pickle play from my @Dodgers   Way to play!!!!


@jacob_m_bowman @Danielkmorris16 Me too and I wasn't even in if


I need my hair and nails done I'm slacking \ud83d\ude48


drinking by the pool, I'll take it!\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf7a\ud83d\ude0e


So fucking glad I didn't have to go to teen board this year.


Oh your favorite snowboarder is Shaun White, do you even snowboard?


I have a feeling today will be a good day


If only understood why he's still in my life after everything we have been though he's never left me when I was going to break like you did


I honestly try so hard to be the best person I can be, but I barely ever get anything in return.


Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk


I'm watching phineas n ferb the movie\ud83d\udc7d best summer #no


@annalyce_daprix that picture of you and Jon are so cute!! :)


Enjoyed a run with the sun shining. #finallyspring#hopeful


successfully destroyed you \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude02


Texts would be nice on this sleepless night


I'm going to teach Ivy to be my tiny meowing evil minion.


Considering this brain surgery scares me what if I forget the last two months... So much has happend.. Maybe I do want it.


I want to go to Carlos bakery from cake boss


@Roger3773 I just saw a pic of a ps4 game the graphics looks realistic


@Cometman1 yes i am safe. still haven't heard from some friends though. very concerned.


Maybe I'll last longer than 12 tonight. Probably not tho


I'm not gonna dance for you because that's weird.


bounce it bounce it, shake it shake it melt it to the core


is this even okay to do at work..? #probablynot


I have to be up at 8:30 \ud83d\udd2b #killme


Late night country music.>>> #SingsMeToSleep


CONGRATS! !\u201c@D_ARMAND Just got a text to be in a Fashion Show!!! I happily excepted!!! Lets Go!!!\u201d


That said, the dinner could be Sonic and the movie could be Bambi vs Godzilla. \n\nThose both go fast.


I want to get out of bed butdont have the urge to


ugh, praying for spencers gram too \u2764 why is it that when my gram or cuckoo is in the hospital, so is spins gram?


I always say I'm going to get up early and do my hair and make up and then I wake up and I'm like snooze .


@Zane_Gooding my bad Zane ur still my robot right


ok so I'm not really cleaning the kitchen I'm tweeting but that's besides the point


#ThingsPeopleDoThatPissMeOff chew loudly #sogross


@BLovine I'm gunna be gone this weekend:(. But how about next week!!


@xBURKHARDTx you're a hypocrite. You've talked about her being in a wheelchair so many times. You're irrelevant. Good bye \u270b


@CheyCrabtree @MarandaArcuri its good someone does... ;)


@dshep245 @J_Allen822 no text FaceTime !!!


@prcrider09 where the live at\ud83d\ude29


If your dreams don't scare you, they're not big enough.


@FifthHarmony #Ask5HAnything im using my precious phone battery to tweet you right now so can you at least say hi to me or something


Someone called it earlier that #jodiarias\nWould do her PPL mode! Good call.


@Dylkow yeah it is! It was on a really old playlist of mine and just got stuck in my head somehow.


I'd rather punch myself in the face than sit and watch a cheer competition all day..\nI feel bad for all the boyfriends who have to go\ud83d\ude14


It can't get much better than this \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\ude0a best boy friend everrrr


I've got a theory that if you give 100% all of the time, somehow things will work out in the end. -Larry Bird


@emily_rickers there are really good 5sos ones with every song they've ever done or some with sex with Harry styles as the title.


If we dont get Heidi at Applebee's we are treated like shit


@Cierrapaige97 he's a boy what do you expect \ud83d\ude02


@DevinDaly1 what did I do to deserve this


Why is everything such a pain in the ass.


@bri_the_man10 I have every single movie...


@joemccusker10 @nick_perugino where in philly


Spencer's dress is the ugliest fucking thing I've ever seen. #PLL


@haleynancyellen I don't think that's legal though... Idon't think just cause she's my mom means I can push her down a flight of stairs


Thinking about applying at the state liquor store...


i'm gonna stab myself in the neck with this pen i'm writing with


next weekend needs to come faster \ud83d\ude01\u26fa\ud83d\udc6f\ud83c\udf7b @laurennwisee @cmcdonald1275


@Qmakeitnasty this better be about us aka me emily and Anna


Who you think you know doesn't know you at all.


@c_w_coleman Nope, I was replaced while we were together.


@gabbypolcari @Hannahdevlinn I am literally crying right nowww


@EvanHetzel @RMorris31 @BZatorski   yeah but your soft


For some reason I laughed when that littl kid fell lol #PLL


Just saw a motorcycle with a side car and it made me positive that having one would be the coolest thing ever.


SO anyone who wants to now feed Parker can! :)


@jonahrounsley why are you in Joey's room?! #BFFs


@mandy_hutch11 I'm taking it this year and it sounds so hard :(


Making sure I eat a lot for the next two days?? No problem. \ud83d\ude01


My belly is officially a table. #pregnancy


So many companies are out innovating #apple. It's going to be hard to not buy a PC when I upgrade my MacBook Pro.


Ok so I was just chillen on my couch listening to the music channel an reading FMLs an suddenly story of my life comes on.....made my night!


Thank god it's Friday! Counting down the hours till I'm in bed


Getting all work up and then not being able to breathe <<<<


Didn't think finding a place to live would be this hard!


Tyler Posey is engaged... I am so upset right now.


I can compliment a girl with no problem but when it comes to guys I'm like the biggest idiot ever


@smeath5 YOU JUST GOT YOUR FOOD #LIARRRR


and THAT is what jews do at weddings\u2026 anthropology!


I don't even know what just transpired in the last few mins of that game. I'm so appalled with the NFL #PittStillLost


@Roman_Arriaga17  Duhhh Roman Noodle Bobbb! I Can't Wait To Cheer For You Guys !!


Brand new kicks while you're shopping out of Payless, do it on the first take skipping all the Bayless.


Just saw the #CatchingFire trailer for the first time. I. Cannot. Wait.


Like where does messing with more than one person at a time get you in the end? No where. Where does friends with benefits get you?No where\ud83d\ude0f


The fact that I definitely clocked out and you said I didn't #fuckyou


@jenasauruswrex Theyve got the best bagel shop too


Cant wait until next Saturday!!! #mizzou


@rpursh that is the best tv show their has have been


I am so sick of hearing about the Avalanche \ud83d\ude11


@16DesCombes @Clayivie11 ew \ud83d\ude37


Most likely getting my hair colored tomorrow \ud83d\ude01


now this is gonna be hard for me not to tell becca\ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude4a


@meechele05 @colepourchot @laurenbiaobrien I'm in when we buying tickets


Wish I was in Florida with @mitchello23 or Texas with @jofairbanks. Just need someone to talk to and everyone's too busy #stressed #letdown


I'm not fat, I'm just... Easier to see :) <3


Errryones all relationship happy on twitter tonight, I liiiikkeee itttttt \ud83d\ude4c


@Drops_Of_Rain_ -narrows my eyes- I'm not old!


It's a sad day when you're still in pain after taking 2 oxycodone.


@mchastain81 a war on a tactic \u2026 brilliant


@OtherDerpy @noogy97 Natural, And....... Lolz.


@austinmbailey is a stage 5 creeper. \ud83d\ude33


Pretty sure my phone is fucking possessed. \ud83d\ude24


Watching the Land Before Time. #memories


Dont even care! Lunch was the best today>>>>>


What a bittersweet symphony life can be, but I wouldn't have it any other way.


@INTENSEGB @PDXAngie @charlestonburr yeah good call!


#confessyourunpopularopinion you shouldn't date someone if you don't think you'll spend your life with them


School would be so much better if I could carry a blanket around with me all day


We were doin it right, we were comin alive. Yeah, caught up in a southern summer, barefoot, blue jean night. \ud83d\ude18


@krissywoj21 @brynn1390 @a_dietz9 @lyndsybaker33 hahaha thatll be a challenge


An idea for #Purdue fans for something to do during the 2nd half..go cow tipping #iubb


@bianca_m3 like oh you think I'm pretty?????? Well not anymore considering I just popped 8 blood vessels in my face from the stress!!! Sigh


Time to get my graded up\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udc4e


Nothing pisses me off more than when you pass someone and then they go the same speed you are


Whyyy is my little brother driving? This needs to stop


Aww I loved miss New York \ud83d\udc51\ud83d\udc96


@torrrr_baby @GianB_13 omg so excited well be there around 8 and amiekins will be too!


Outside of those 6 RB's I listed, you don't get much better than what we got now!!!!!


@Jake_Cornett @C_Rock45 @gdotcampby @groene_boy that was easy next time we're doing 100 wings


I do believe the #Pacers are a better \team\" than the Heat. Though, they need to prove it tonight. Heat have no answer for low post play"


@Stowers74 all truths brother. Like, is that even music though


@Colton_Maki how many times do you plan on tweeting this lol?


If freethrows would've been made, then the Spurs would be getting their ring.


Colton ask me if I was going to sleep and I said no then he SAI you'll probably just watch tv and be in twitter.. Yeah that's the plan.


Every inch, every, second, every day that you waste, I'm chipping away at greatness..


@Lil_PowWow THE SHOWER HEADS ARE TOO DAMN LOW


\I can't believe you're home on a Saturday night.\" #THANKSMOM"


@Thats_CHiLL best scene in that whole movie. I was DYING LOL


@jonofthejungle_ well considering no one can like the same things as you I drink orchard so you can't #sorrybro.


My fucking room is haunted, I'm out of this house.


@15matt122095 I don't really either but I got an 89 on the test even though I slept through most of it or listened to music hahaha


I should be golfing right now. But I'm not so this weekend sucks.


You're automatically in love with the person that tells you class is canceled! \n#CollegeLife


@laurenadorable okayy well we will figure something out.


\But no one ever got anywhere by sitting still, and I keep reminding myself that.\""


@hannah_sturgill thanks I love and miss you.


Sleep easy neighbors!  Wash machine is fixed.  No more noise to be heard blocks away.  Thanks to those who help us out.


Moving back to Rf in 5 days!!! I cant wait


@jermwise78 @49ers Randy Moss called himself the GOAT yesterday while wearing a @49ers jersey. How you feel about that.


The devil came to take me to hell, but I told him I'm already there.


8 hours sleep in the last 2 days = the worst headache ever


I know a girl who is about to have her phone taken away for using it while on school grounds @DansOnTop_


Just having a really rough night \ud83d\ude2d


I don't know what I would have done this morning without my ninny and Jesse #Blessed


I don't want to give up on you but I feel like you already gave up on me.\ud83d\udc4e\ud83d\ude1e


Nothing like an afternoon workout and run with the iPod in to help you escape


@Megan_Straw hell ya! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude18


Seeing brandon and Marisa drunk is interesting


No one gets it.. Like I'm so happy \u263a


@loganmarshall23 yeah lol I just don't see how someone could talk to Maria like that, she does nothing to nobody


@bryannalosano ITS ALREADY PLANNED WITH MY DAD IM COMING I SWEAR ILY


I'll just sit here while you're passed out.


@Matty_Lou12 @sammy_otto22 @Dominick_Bacon only to you bud ;)


In the weight room today my arms were shaking so bad just trying the bench the bar...


@bc_783 You,  Bc , are the coolest thing ever!


@Zak_Bagans Does ur machine pay out more then at the casinos, lol


I'm so happy I get to skip school Friday


I could always watch a movie, but know don't know what movie to watch..


@alliexoxostill chief vick is my favorite, excpet I can't get over the fact I love Gus too much...


If you don't know the game,don't tweet about it period.


I think I'm like the only one that hasn't heard that what does the fox say thing \ud83d\ude02


#30FactsAboutMe as much as I complain about the cold, winter is my favorite season


So for whatever reason after 10 I begin to get super emotional and over think everything.  It suckssss #everytime


When you find remnants from exs and you're like burnnnnnnnn, burn it now


I'm probably not going to leave my bed today.. Until tonight


@Jaime_King she deserves to get the awards... no voice like her's around.


Just got $45 in the mail time for a new n64 game


I just bashed my skull into my own desk (unintentionally). Hello, Friday the 13th


Is it bad when you need beer to function


@miagirl121 you take that back! I'll make an exception for your pugs.


@xemilymccoy nope, Bdubs \ud83d\ude09 on the way there


I still haven't passed my apparition test, so that would explain why I'm not currently in Texas.


@paiigea it's just they can only keep Pa around so long before Brendan snaps completely


I have an obsession with leggings. Dudes shouldn't wear them though.


Seeing @devan_lynn4 was probably the highlight of my Saturday night!


I love how everyone is working out with watershed in mind. #NotAlone


Biscuits and chocolate gravy. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0b #Yumm


Aj was my first love, since I was 13... Can't believe he's in Colorado


I was sleeping just fine until you ruined my car


These peppermint Oreos though >> holy sweet Jesus yes \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


\Well how did he die?\" \"He choked on some pie.\""


@The_Only_Kevo chicken is all I need in life. And you're welcome. I GOT YOU BRO


I bet if I drank more people would hang out with me more. #sobergirlprobz


@supcheyyy Cheyenne. If you don't save any time for me..we're never gonna hang out \ud83d\ude25


When the team compliments me on my outfit >> \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc81


I hate when people say cute stuff on ask and then don't reply \ud83d\ude14


@TheSteelShep my body was ready but my spirit was not


If you still say \slacks\" you're probably old as hell."


Much better than my schedule this semester


I really don't see the major difference between the old & new Twitter. They look the same to me


@krush1030 and people who are lonely aren't always alone.


@PeteWoytowich really phased me less than it should have


Been at Canterbury since 10. Up 20 dollars. #nice


Nothing is too small, as long as it makes you feel good.


That was the biggest surprise I've ever had in my life


I should really get ready instead of just laying here..


Thanks for contributing to more family drama, which includes me getting my butt chewed out for, a 2nd time now, incorrect information. \ud83d\ude12


@_taaylormae I don't wanna embarrass you in front of so many people


@CristionaMarie yeah with all that time were home to take care of it haha


Literally hate this school year I give up


Someone should give me something to cuddle with.


IF YOU FALL I WILL CATCH I WILL BE WAITING TIME AFTER TIME


If you get me a good smelling candle & fuzzy socks for Christmas. I promise I will love you forever \ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf81


\@str4ngecl0uds_: I want a blunt thoooooo\""


@jackguess8 I was trying to remember their name. Thank you for saying this.


@purseypoo77 @cjoyconway that's cause that's the only ones I need to bitch about bro! No need to brag when I'm winning haha


I love going on a late night walk by myself. I should do this more often.


Really hope that Double H Arena is dried out bec really needs to run my girl to get some practice in for the weekend! #cowgirlprobz


If you're a good lookin' girl and compliment my truck, odds are I'll take you a ride or even let you drive it if you're lucky


Church is in less than 12 hours. \ud83d\ude0a I love Sundays. Oh and another student that went to #ciymove is getting baptized! Heck yeah!


As much as my family really makes me want to kill them, I wouldn't trade them for anything in this world \u2728


@BigMac7722 yah there's a lot of them in my tech class!!


@macweinerzz right she needs to quit tripping


My car is never going to be fixed\ud83d\ude24


@lifeisgood2us @michaeldamian1 @YandR_CBS @YRInsider   AMEN!! We WANT MICHAEL DAMIAN BACK!  Come on CBS & Sony!! We LOVE MICHAEL!! OX


If your a father happy father's day. No I'm not talking about the scumbags who left their kids. The one who raised them.