\Stop being good,for the wrong reasons.\" God doesn't love us because we are good, but God will make us good because He loves us.@gstiltner2"


Does anyone know how to catch a snake? There's one under my trampoline \ud83d\ude10


Who wants a pumpkin spice latte? I'll drop it off at your house


Bedtime is not the same without three little dogs curled up by my feet.


Very irritable today, may have to go lift


@kmalukiewicz I've been to 2 bars tonight, and at 7, I'm going to some fancy restaurant.


It doesn't matter. I'm like damaged goods anyways.


Like why do bad things happen to good people?!


@c_fo no way, that's like eating a 12 oz steak. \ud83d\ude36


@ericachaps oh heyyyyyy lookin hot in the twitpic


@PatrickkJames oh that's sweet! Can't wait


But lately her face seems slowly sinking, wasting.. Crumbling like pastries. & they scream the worst things in life come free to us.


Went on a 2.3 mile run and then had an hour and a half of power skating. What'd you do before breakfast?


Gotta buncha dimes, but that's chump change


Super sad I didn't wake up in Huntington today #misscali #alotoffun


Only one more time I'll have to get up for this 8 a.m. Hallelujah \ud83d\ude0d


I want to take a shower but my sister is so I can't cuz I won't have water pressure. That's the one thing I miss about school right now


Also, i need to remind her to send a nasty gram out to the twins because they still have cameras out...


Wish I would've went to the renaissance festival this year, it was so much fun last year


Don't have to redo the diabetes test! #thankgod \u263a\ud83d\udc4c


WHERE THE MOTHER LOVE IS MY ROOMMATE @MackGeary777 \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


saw my dad's old boss at the store and he was exactly like Lahey from trailer park boys. not funny in real life. dad was trying not to cry.


Karen and her daughter are currently crying in the basement over the voice or whatever stupid show is on.


Words can't even begin to describe this Christmas after that...#shocked


Wouldn't change a thing that happened this past year, though.


@meg_marie21 ha I've been singing it to myself also


@noodlescompany gift card from the fam \ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\ude0d#bestpresentever


Whenever we get something nice but dumbass dad, or either Trenton ruins it.\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21 #thanksalot


#tmlt and we're still here..\ud83d\ude33


Fucking Drew. I'll say it again. Move Xander to SS and put Middlebrooks at 3B #DoIt


Spent $400 today on clothes #oops #sorrynotsorry


36- words can't describe how pretty you are. \ud83d\ude0d


I was not made to be a homemaker. Cleaning up after renovations is hard work. Yuck!!!!


As B.O.B. Would say I'm wild for the night


@danieltosh What happened to LiLo reading the warning at the beginning?


@mike_14_mesh @ZhubbsLax I'm there in spirit.


@JordanRenee_x no your not my kids won't be ugly!


having a great day! \u263a \u263a \u263a


@drewfoundland SHUT UP WITH THOSE LIES YOU UNTRUTH-SAYER


And now people are cheering for him. Lol #bandwagonpeople


My moms text just made me tear up! #loveher \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude2a\ud83d\ude18


Wait did yall know rachel starr & machine gun kelly had a little too much fun in the club doe


Sometimes I wonder why I ever wasted my time.. #reallythough


When The Great Gatsby commercial comes on>>>


It feels so weird to have a Sunday off \ud83d\ude05


Going to get my shit from my car finally :)


I spend my nights watching every episode of criminal minds


@OptimusGinger @BRae_86 nothing wrong with that. What's that guys name?


@Sierraalexis15 I know haha your bf told me!!


I still can't believe and am upset at myself for trading Lesean McCoy to @NuthingButNate smh. I could have him along with lynch still.


@blakeshelton @usherraymondiv @RealAdamLevine wow! Fantastic opening song by the hosts!!!!


This stupid mall is a maze worse than the third task of the tri wizard tournament. Hashtag Best analogy ever


Falling asleep to Little Things is truly the only right way to fall asleep


@Tilda_Ider Don't act like a snobby model


Omg I have never seen this side of Bradley before \ud83d\ude02


I'm done waiting around on you #reallythistime


I'm not going to be able to sleep at all now.


@SirKyleBlose but this is when we trulley find out who or friends our


@winkey_24 that jersey you have is useless hahaha.


So happy they sent me home today I needed to catch on sleep


And for my next act.... \n\n Showering by flashlight.


I'm gonna miss the seniors so much it's unreal


@Ayee_its_jaybay @the90slife love that show


I hope this game is how the whole series is going to be


If I've been shutting you out, sorry. This is what I do. But it's not going to get better anytime soon.


My mom dad and Kody are coming to visit yayyyy


It feels good being able to ignore your texts. Because I think you forever and always will remain someone who deserves nothing out of me.


I want to play golf with Justin Timberlake.


I hope River Valley's steroid machine is broken tonight


#30FactsAboutMe I love the hawkeyes, bulls & bears!


Very strong second half by brick and overall a very good game by both teams


That foot pop though >>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9c


@keirslee what wife? I do not know of whom u speak


@Pharmboy044 @PlayStation Indeed. Missing free marketing guys. If they see it, they might buy it.


@grahamelliot I think Lynn knew what he was doing. Hopefully this is the last night for Krissi. #masterchef


The thought of work at 8 am \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


@onefinedaypdx I'll be working for Campuspeak. I'm pretty pumped.


I smile a nod a lot at family get together a.  #Thanksgiving


Tiger must have had a bracket to determine his girlfriend with vonn beating out random girls and his ex wife.


@slatos18 @Rosey345 @deejster23 @MoSokanhe I'm not talking about previous years I'm talkingabout this year get ranked than talk beat someone


@BjTyriq the black an white stuff was already there I just added all the color an my initials! I don't skate anymore tho I did in 5th grade


Goodness... Why is this happening... I love it!!! #happy


And it goes like ooh what I wouldn't do.


When my sister uses the word clusterfuck at 8:30 am >>>>> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


And of course the slamming doors are making my roommates' dogs bark like crazy


Be joyful always; pray continually; give thanks in all circumstances. \n 1 Thessalonians 5:16-18


Listening to my mom yell at the announcers... lol hilarious


Why did I put off this homework :( Wah.. I'll do it after the mall... #procrastinator


#AmericanHustle had absolutely brilliant acting talent. That was one hell of a cast. Story was not what I expected. But Grade A cinema.


@MerandiaMorris nah, but you still ruined my night haha


Analyzing for march madness is exhausting


There's a semi freaking runnin from the cops on 44


He's not just my boyfriend he's my best friend <3 #LOVE


It should make YOU jump up and down too! Because it's the greatest gift of ALL TIME and it's given to YOU!


@ih4veissues don't you feel like a diff person after the movie


@ktocci66 @seanflanery  Ty sorry I was taking a shower lol


@ryachoo0 you might get goat in your gotye


Its not called being whipped, its called having respect for your girlfriend.A lot of you guys need to realize the difference between the two


In bed by 9, don't mind if I do. #ineedmysleep


There's not many things that I hate more than doing my hair


@Greasy_Tom definitelyyyyyy! haha my life just got a million times better


Hi Brianna I see ur #tbt prof @Brianna_Bragg


#sharkafterdark @BobTheShark How much moonshine can you Handel ?


@erickaragner @emilyarens @Ashley_Tester we need to all keep in touch!


#TheDateWasOverWhen I realized you were over 18


Nice to text from a parent informing me their son made his college baseball team and taking time to say  \Thank You\".  Feels good."


Seriously contemplating not going to school tomorrow even though I've been missing a lot lately. #overwhelmed #hateitthere


New music in my inbox. Makes me a happy woman. \ud83d\ude01


Such a cute sight seeing a dad take pictures of his girls at the movie theatre.


THE CAT MADE THE PERFORMANCE FOR SURE! I LOVED IT \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@CowGirlMorgan24 I don't think so....I'm goin out with someone tonight


Gonna go look for a job today, got any suggestions anyone?


he said each days a gift and not a given right.


@PaulWelch4042 black it is... Sparkles or no?


Although it sucks i probably won't be able to attend homecoming. At least I'm still able to go see one of my favorite bands


@MeatyLock hey could you possible get me the seed for you and pyros FTb unleashed world?


You know it's going to be a good day when your socks match.


@katiecouric @katieshow excellent show! We love #ediefalco in our house. She knows my uncle


I've got boredom depression, someone cute me


@TDaceyM @SylDay @Gleb_Savchenko @GideonCross1 oh Wow!!!


@e_schleus the cat pictures you have been tweeting are great!


Glad I can always count on @A_Ribs2 to Cheer me up. Hahahaha. #YouDaBest\ud83d\ude04


Well that's fucking annoying \ud83d\ude14


Damn I feel like shit today!! #Lazy #ToMuchJunkFood


LIL Jordan you a fag ! You got bussed in the ass ! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@nicolekathryn0 I miss you infinity and beyond


@lakenthurston \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 we had a freaking blast


So jealous of everyone at countryfest today \ud83d\ude12


Had to get my wisdom teeth out years ago and one is half way through already #ouch #painful


every girl from the new jersey is wearing a full out face mask.. even the center fielder?


@BlindngBlackout @emmaschena That's really disappointing \ud83d\ude22


Traveling back to tonight for throwback thirsday


@TiffanyMiller24 can we get lunch after your exam, and before you nap?


And our last first day of high school is tomorrow! #seniors \ud83d\ude01


@IanMCrosby @DJDanRozga @jeremynelson2 I'll be sure to only taken pics of you the whole day


There are some weird assssse people in this class


if I'm gonna tell it then I gotta tell it all.


@Tracyp99 or arethey all about who has what and who can provide the best time?


@AmiBoley I sure hope I had some impact! Great win!


@aayers7 @B_T_13 maybe I don't want her here????


@JakeDubbs I dont even have to fake it when ur talking about T-Rexes #insidejoke


@cj_leturneau @JoshCrocetti @TylerFarrell_4 IM IMMATURE BECAUSE I HAVE GUY FRIENDS


Omg I just sent an \I miss you\" snapchat to big Ron on accident \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude16#ohno"


Girl you as quick as you are hefty \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #madagascar2


WOW I WISH I COULD FIND LEGGINGS TO WEAR


@MayerHawthorne to many great words but fav song is \Wine Glass Woman\" thanks for #WDTDG"


Well that was just incredibly embarrassing lol just another day in the world of Jason franks


I want someone who will look at me the way Prince Eric looks at Ariel #adorable \u2764\ufe0f


I also have an addiction to never closing my tabs....my life is getting out of hand \ud83d\ude29


I know it hits you too when it comes on the dashboard


Wearing black to @cassaarole's house is never a good idea. Her dog is a shedding beast.


Windshield frozen for the first time this year. Takes car 25 minutes to blow hot air. I need gloves and a hat for my commute. Or a new car.


most depressing time of the year, besides valentines day, to not have a significant other


Person in my government class tried to argue today that the civil war wasn't fought over slavery? #saywhat


yeah tweeting about her definitely solves the problem. \ud83d\udc4d


I don't even know any of the first 6 people to like my instagram photo. #awkward


@Drewy868 and how much you grown up. But it seems like by this post, u r still a kid. If high school ain't out ur mind yet, u ain't ready


@kaylavball7 aww, I miss you too! \ud83d\ude1a


I hate the idea of anyone else having you..


@lexibbyx3 atleast your prepping yourself ahead of time ha \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


If you say that it's easy to not judge other people then you're lying. Judging is human nature, and it's SUPER hard not to do


@erinvan92 have funn babieee think of me #becarefull #luckybitch


@MarinaGipps @boygonbad @thesource13 @piersmorgan it's your free for all #GunFreeZones that are the problem. Citizens are easy prey. Sad!


It all about what YOU make of the situation.


I just took the best nap of my life so...


The fact that we're demonstrating how to cook & do things for our speeches in class > \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


Best of luck to my favorite @MegganLoyd tomorrow at her doctors appointment!! Love you so so much \ud83d\ude18 good vibes going your way! \u2764


@DieselSource that intake would go good on my truck


Singing demons to my dad and he laughed\n\ue416


I just remembered I saw @lexipfann last night!!! #happygirl #missedyou


I think @lnbellomy may be one of the strongest people I've ever met, and the strangest. #justtrickin \ud83d\ude1c


So 5 mins into expendables 2 and I had to turn the captions on cuz I can't understand a word these meatheads are saying!!


Im like that AM station that never comes in right.


iTunes really pisses me off. \ud83d\ude12


Late night FIFA at @tannergladding 's crib


@BobbyMcCoy_23 @desmondduncan26  #special


@Luckie_Duckie_ awk. That's my costume. I'll be the best one tho!


Saxo with more riders in the lead group than Sky ... They are going to make Sky work for everything .GOOD


Good guys finish last isn't just a saying I guess


That has got to be the funniest thing I've ever seen in my life\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


hocus pocus is on \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc9a\ud83c\udf00


Just saw documentary on channel 4 about us #directioners. Yep this is infuriating. #BoutToSmackaBitchUp \ud83d\ude21


A male overweight miniature horse who takes it in the ass on all fours


This brings back so many good memories of when I was a little\ud83d\ude0c #goodtimes


#PerksOfDatingMe I'm a Big Blue fan \ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9b


Well home and nothing to do so i guess that means time to catch up on sleep


@BobbyRitchie1 Because you didn't know what you were talking about. And you even said you were sour that notre dame lost.


Andreas twitter picture \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97


Between the friends I have that are Servers and nurses, and the things I hear people do to them, there is really no hope for humans.


Couldn't be possible to be in a worse mood \ud83d\udd2b


No girl wants to feel like their competition.


Today was THE most boring day. So, i cleaned everything today. Haha #freak


#FF @LosEvolution @Love_Lakea @SmokinBoy @397_Boy @rebelbelledani @Chauncey_Likes @MikoStricklin @MISSlizmaury @tlcluvsdwc24 @dwc373


@dempsey60 I thought your picture ob here said \420\" bahahahaha"


I've always liked pirates of the Caribbean


Looking at my room and thinking about all the stuff i need to take home... Its going to be a lot of stuff..


No one understands how excited I am because my speakers finally came in today.


I just want this to go away, I refuse to go to the ER \ud83d\ude37


@AUravens12 @BlackPplTweet the  amount of stupidity is painful


@nahhhhG yeah theyll getcha. When I moved here I couldn't get in school till I paid Shawnee off so I got 3 jobs & busted it out in a summer


Don't even have a Christmas tree up\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #wereinthespirit


Is Cassie really talking about heroin right meow


Mr. Hanek I'm not feeling this quiz. It's just so not me


Whose ready for some colt football!!!!!! Let's beat that red man and take his land


@Boston13s so pumped to play with you guys this season!


I just saw @billycurrington running on lakeshore path and wow omg that is fantastic I'm happy for the rest of the week


@victoriasard IM TRYING TO GET MY MOM TO BRING ME. THATS LITERALLY MY ONLY ISSUE


Baileys this morning should help this sickness.. I hope \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude1c


Success is more than just going at it.. It's mentally succeeding as well #justathought


Why does crate and barrel always email me? I'm not 100.


Are you happy now that I've figured out I was just a victim in a game of lies?


No one understands how happy I am to finally get to see Natasha Nivison!! \ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97\ud83d\udc97


Looks like my gpa's old girlfriend is going to be getting pounded by rhonda in prison! #justiceisservedbitch #rotinhell


\ud83d\ude47\ud83d\ude47\ud83d\ude47 that emoji never fails to put me in a great mood but only Cait will understand why


What's cooler than being ice cold? \nHypothermia. \nAlright alright alright alright alright.


Can't wait for the Red Sox game tonight \ud83d\udc4c


I mean... what did I do to deserve this? #NotEvenHungover \ud83d\ude37


You can ask me to stay, & I won't ever go \ud83c\udfb6


@caseycomix @hardwickfamily @GeeksWithWives You know what the lesser choice is? Finishing Battlefield 3.


Why am I getting a little sad? #goodbyebreakingbad!


@JoshGannon12 yeah man. Howard Webb is usually a pretty good ref but I didn't agree with the calls today.


@rika_fraley @Marie_G42 what can I say, I'm the next American Idol #nbd \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude1c


I can't believe anyone anymore no matter what they say


@FitFluential personal trainer 3 times a week for the next 6 weeks before hockey playoffs.


\That awkward moment when you need to sneeze really badly, but it never happens and you're left feeling unsatisfied.\" @cmywood14"


I love the sound you make when you shut the hell up


I want to be in my twenties forever. 30 is my scary age. Carpe diem, guyz.


Season 3 of Snooki and JWoww. Uh yes!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


you know me i'm from the 2, 4, and A trains; now I got six homes, ten cars, eight names


@maggmiller probably could save a marriage or two as well.


Back to the gym today, I plan to feel like Winnie the Pooh discovering out that beneath the 100 acre woods is a never ending honey reserve.


189- I'm so happy you stated talking to me today! Your beautiful stunning gorgeous! I love you!


@AdamSchefter Chargers. New coach healed players. Manti Te'o.


@mbunner23 lol if I knew who they were I wouldn't care haha


@brwbailey Ah, man. I was hoping you would tell him \hello\" for me!"


@ReneBullockClea I'm sure you two will have lots of fun. Are u gonna coach?


@NiickCrampton who the hell cares? Are u an English teacher or some shit


Regular naps prevent old age, especially if you take them while driving.


@oilcanboyd14 if the shoe fits wear it dude \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\udc9c


Hoosier basketball vs Purdue can't get any better #Hoosiers nation lets go!!!


I stay watching animal planet #nerd \ud83d\ude0a


I never believed in mediums until I watched this show. Still iffy about it but I love @Theresacaputo #LongIslandMedium


CONGRATULATIONS to 7 month old beagle, SPLINT, on going to your furever home today!! WOO HOO! ~Doc


yess, just got a 100 on my math test \ud83d\udc4c


At least today's snow is more like wet spring snow than last week's. #graspingatstraws


@kristengallagh7 who are you arguing with


@jtoddmullins   Your sermon this morning was so encouraging as we take 'the long way around' believing and praying for a miracle.


@MeganRochelle42 I'll miss you! \ud83d\ude14 But don't worry, we'll hang out plenty!


@GabNouuu never can go wrong with the mids!


Omg.  They're really arguing over a blanket.


@Pat_nae hate is such a strong word I think temporarily dislike me is the proper term


@brookpaige25 is my bestfriend no doubt about it.


Strawberry daiquiris on the beach.. I should be doing this everyday\ud83d\ude0d


@DonnieWahlberg I mean Donnie hasn't tweeted me in a year but he has thumbs. What about that? Talk to me Wahlberg.


So anybody wana take me to water fire in providence on Saturday \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\u2764


I don't see how you've made it these 8 hours. I would've had to tell her to get FUCKED @SaraNicholeeee


\Never forget the people, you once cared so much about\""


ANYWAY, No matter what \upside down crosses\" mean if I'm right or wrong it is still in no way shape or form cute. obvi the cross is suppose"


Never put my love out on the line Never said yes to the right guy Never had trouble getting what I want


Saturday night. Parents are gone. I'm laying on my bed in my underwear listening to pandora.. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude02


It must suck to be so intimidated by me. But then again I'd be worried about him leaving me too if I was a huge slut like you.


Sheldon's fake smile is the best. It gets me every time \ud83d\ude02


#bigbrain Why did both team have flat areas on the front instead of something at an point that would displace the water and wind equal.


Probably just met the coolest guy ever. Old biker dude just comes in to have a conversation and drink a beer, and turns out making my day.


@NoVaTyler @monstermaefit Not that limited but when you work retail it definitely involves planning out your workouts and sticking to it


Some people only think of themselves, and it drives me nuts.


@marissamaio hahahahahaha best game ever


I want season tickets to the Pistons \ud83c\udfc0


do you even really have a clue? you're not quite satan but I really think I hate you.


@schenk13 @kotymatthiesen inappropriate Cody Marie, Koty don't let him talk to you like that \ud83d\udc4a


A bowl of soup and a piece of cheese melted on bread is not going to fill anyone up... #weneedmorefood


@n8_doggg Jason Clough you remember him?


Made a few mistakes today, but fuck it I'm young. That's when I'd prefer to make my mistakes.


Oliver completes the circle and our living room is so much better now #HomeSweetHome


@SirCoachWhite they lost a lot on Draft day and Shehee hasn't shown up much this year, that Vonleh guy has to be ready for the pass from Yog


A person I've known for like 2 weeks has seen me cry 4 times when my best friend since like 2nd grade has seen me cry twice ever. Wtf


I wish I was with her living on a beach somewhere with tons of money! That'd be the life!


Worst new years ever... I fucking hate being single


it's hilarious how some people need to spend every freakin night together.. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


So much for the lib... Nap time \ud83d\ude34


It feels good to be alive because I've been dead for so long.


I could really just cuddle up on the couch all day and watch movies


Hahahaha I turn on the news and the first thing I hear is what does the fox say nananananana HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA \ud83d\ude02


Guys I'm so cold that my goosebumps have goosebumps


@zack_fryman Ummm excuse me, the hotel is across the street?


@KyleDenhoff hahahah, not your fault man. I just can't handle the pressure. I need my wingman. \ud83d\udc6f


Both of you........... Shut your faces. @mat33c @Jessadugger69 \ud83d\udca9


@matthew_malley @emillyo2 Matt why can't we go on a date? Am I not good enough for you?


I'm in every club possible, plus wrestling, plus step team and I have an outside school life! Senior year is so stressful! \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udd2b


@LoveMajewski Is it true that you won't be returning to mob wife this season


Friday nights should never be this boring


Thank The Lord, I don't have to ride the bus in the morning. \ud83d\ude4c


@McCallKinkade @jaysburningham @Maloriep13 I was doing society a favor.


@DiggittyDeej haha ALWAYS!! But thank you! \u263a


@smurphy_murphy8 @Ostrander24 this sounds like a typical Friday night to me..


I'm just saying, someone better take me to the Village when I get back.


I cant WAIT to meet @ChrisUnderoath on the 24th. I've been imagining the conversational presence of such a rad dude since I was 14. #Hero \ud83d\udc9a


The nurses just made my day ten times better by bringing in coffee to make #nurseaid


@Macie_mchenry7 when do you get back from the lake!?


Which sorority would Reese Witherspoon be in?


God minus the world is God. The world minus God is nothing. Thomas Oden


@D0NNY_P wahhhh! Okay! Yeah, I'll be there \u263a I have to get a picture with you!


@Not_Too_shABBYY oh there's more. I'll show you on ski trip #sohype


I would rather suffer than ask my dad that.


I cuddle with my pillows more than any normal person should. #ForeverAlone


I thought I'd had some ridiculous conversations with my mom, but I think this last one tops the list.


I could go for a nice big breakfast right now #SoHungry


Whyyyy am I up?!? This is not happening.... \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2c\ud83d\ude29 #gotosleep


I just want pandora to know how much I love it right now.


@f_luginbill hehe it's okay I just thought you would want to know that lolol


S/O to my sister for giving me a black eye


@Nick_Wechsler cool.It looks like you love @LykkeLi too.\ud83d\ude18


@AdammmSomers that's what I'm saying dude! At least someone understand my logic lol


@byealysaerin the other day someone said your name as uh-lee-such and I was just like \it's.. No.. Just... Sure. Yeah.\""


@hollyspencer234 holllZ dude i don't get wasted by myself you silly goose you


@Kslate23 but there's houses everywhere on the hills. I'd have to walk awhile to find a good place and I'm not trying to do that


i sometimes wish i didnt cancel my gym membership \ud83d\ude12


you only care about yourself. #selfish #thinkofothers.


@DLichtenfels that's probs how I am with politics haha


When I'm with you, there's no where else I'd rather be, & I am a person who always want to be somewhere else.


So I have a snap chat now add me if you want ceci_baggins


@FrankiePalmeri Sounds like a blow to the sack for anyone who thinks it validates their marital status.


I hate being tickled, I do not think it is cute, I do not find it funny, I will kick you in the fucking face


@TheAntiPrincess I'm so bored. Come home and talk to me.


@kasilynn110 yep I know how you feel!! I'll do it with you sometime, then we can be out of shape together haha


Its only almost 11pm and my sister is jamming to One Direction? #STOP #tryingtosleep


Been watching my boyfriend play video games for hours...and I'm okay with that\ud83d\udc4d\u2764


@MyNameIsMaxipad I Hope Vinland is a blast! Missin your exciting snaps!:)


With a house of hoops coming to Charleston it's easy to say I'm gonna stay broke #sneakerhead


I'm such an awkward person oh god \ud83d\ude16


All Time Great @RayBourque77 behind home plate at the @RedSox game on @NESN #CupChamp #Mission16


I LOVE SARAH'S DAD. OMG HE GOT ME EGG ROLLS <3


\@MostSecretFacts: You will meet at least one person you'll never get over, no matter how long it's been.\" @AlishaMGroves"


So happy to have tomorrow off! I need my beauty sleep \ud83d\udc78\ud83c\udf80


@LebelSpencer false. Didn't sleep last night.


I'll be the first to admit my laugh is loud and obnoxious lol \u261d


@trilbydork That definitely puts things more into perspective. I admit I can't fathom romance without sexuality because sex is a personal-


I don't get why everyone loves shark week so much \ud83d\udc2c


@bridgetbill why would you act it out, ya skoozie \u270b


The only reason you have what you have is because of your last name. Don't think you're too special.


If I ever have a kid it better act just like agnus


@KyleDeckerr yeah dude but that was years later, on some crazy shit.


I don't get wetter, I get harder!  I love the conversations we have (: #BFF @Brittie_Brit #loveyouuboo


Ok... Remember to buy your MegaMillions tix today! Staggering amount in the jackpot! Way over 500 mil !!


Was that Heater or Parise? Either way the #mnwild are now up 4-2!!!


I hate waiting for the bus in this, I can't wait til I can drive


It feels nice to have a full tank of gas in my car for the first time in a little while.


@TBronz22 haha. I'm coming around. I've always said country is fully acceptable during the summer. Other seasons not so much haha.


@Shantz_53 that's because you always tried to get wierdo's at the bar that weren't even good enough to scrape the gum off my shoes!


Thank god I have the cutest funniest boyfriend ever because he can always cheer me up when I'm having a rough day\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc8f


I'm not your second choice nor your backup plan. So don't text me when you're bored.


@jsaylorbby hahah its oKay (: I'm in physical shock right now. Idk what to do with myself!!!! #lettago


I wish @TheEllenShow would call me one day. I would probably poop my pants.


@BrandonThomas69 When you can drive, you'll be driving me places. Keep that in mind.


I don't get why my whole family goes to bed so early..


@LeslieClore @0102Amanda @KarahRose I'm in


@Harley_Heintz7 remember when jordyn came over


@nemoo13 and go on Facebook or something haha


@tristen_kissack well then maybe not if they were on the floor..


@MericanMarisa @Alittlemoresass Idc cause boobs are awesome. Work it


In fact, I think I'm going to watch bridge to terabithia so I have an excuse to cry.


Please please please I just confessed my sins to The Lord and I don't need this I might be screwed


I swear... @brain_nguyen thinks I am a total idiot


@taylorcochran_ Because the clouds are sad


Congrats refs, you earned this one. #pist


Drinking game with the boys.. #bigwin @jaredpanozzo @csander12 @b_rettt


@theresacareyyy @Gaudreau24 hey guys, shut up I'm trying to sleep thx!


Looking at old pictures. #missit #iwantsummer


Sorry for the loss of your dog @ChelseaHouska that neighbor dog needs to be out down #ripfrankie


@hannahharste no don't worry I'm the exact same way! #IFeelYou


Cannot wait to have this spongebob Mac and cheese. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9b


Finally done with the first session. More to come in a couple weeks


Feeling like I was right about last night thoughh.


No one cares about anyone but themselves


Mark May will talk so much garbage on Ohio State now. Not watching ESPN anytime soon.


come om this show is long and I have two things I want to Really watch CBS...MOVE!!!


If you say our names out loud together, they sound cute. #signsweshouldbetogether


Joey had twelve spitters, over ten empty chew cans, and twenty golf balls. Hoarder.


\@shaunasexton: OMG ur so cool like OMG & so Hawt like can I be you omg\" no you can't"


Here's to hoping I didn't scare @fireinyourwords with my rant today. Thanks for listening anyway!


@Syyydddnnneeey you gotta understand how sweet it's gonna look tho


@__loveB I forgot my pep card. \ud83d\ude14


@b_beanca I got all the faith in the world in you.


Wow I wish cait wasn't a slore and would text me back...


get me out of school so I can go swimming and tanning with Jeff and Jimmy


This class should go by fasttt. . . I want some Menchies\u2764 @KaylaHumberson


Possibly goin to the game tonight, anyone wanna go with me? \ud83d\ude01


Hair day!! \ud83d\udc4d \ud83d\udc87\ud83d\udc86\ud83d\ude01


I wanna boy best friend to bring me flowers...


#BB15 Am I the only one that wants Spencer to win??


If I die tonight from an aneurism it's because of this printer, my dying wish is that one of you throw it...OFF A FUCKING CLIFF!!!


@kenzzzzo_ @kbmackall @brook_lynn21 I wanna come! We can go visit me orange


@LindsLaporga SO PROUD OF YOU BABY! \ud83d\udc95


Ugh.. I just miss you so much. And I don't want to miss you anymore..


@katyperry Is officially accepted into University of Illinois. Maybe.... #anxiety


I look forward to playing norwin this year


My New Years resolution is to stop worrying about the future and live day by day, minute by minute, and second by second.


One of my favorite things about Christmas is USA playing The Christmas Story for 24 hours #favexmasmovie #youllshootyoureyeout


I fucking love @michellebonooo and @kaileejuzdowski #toonice #daymade


It's about that time of the year for my morning hot coffee and cigg sesh to Starbucks mmmm I love fall keep the breeze comminggg


Awk moment when ur crushing on two guys....


Driving 18 hours in a car should be illegal


On my way back to Ohio. \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\udd2b


I don't have one class that is difficult this year.. Senioritis at the max!


@RoseForRedheads my pleasure! \ud83d\ude0a


I get to meet Steele tomorrow! \u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udc76\ud83d\udc99


Omg twitter tells me when people retweet my retweets \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 why


why am I watching Hannah Montana The Movie?? #wtf.


@BrookeVanGamp @vanduyne32 @kile_13 well look on the bright side... me and kile have valentines.


Desperately memorizing madz music \ud83d\ude2d T-minus 21 hours to hell week


@DaphneOz you're the second person this week I've seen in a pic by that wall!


Everyday God, shows me more and more of the potential people can Carrie with them, if they Put God First #LovetheWorldForWhoWeAre


#TeamBlake all the way! @NBCTheVoice @blakeshelton #TheVoiceIsBack


Who wants to let me use your there car to get Joltin Jo's ?!?!? \ud83d\ude1d


@alannaeaton nursing the worst hangover. Next time for sure


I come through in whips that would make those young dudes take the long way home


Never seen buck wild,walking dead,pretty little liars. And honestly I don't care


Also I want to go to JC Penney & Macy's & Kholes & Bed Bath and Beyond to get all the new autumn/fall scented and themed items


Louisville has the easiest schedule in the NCAA


The fact that ill be in Florida on Thursday \ud83d\ude0d\u2600\ud83c\udf34\ud83d\udcab


@LindseyRyan3232 OMG STALK HIM AND FIND OUT WHEN WE ARE GOING


@JeremyClarkson hang on let me check... yep!  He is!


You know it's amazing sex when you come out with tons of hickeys nd your legs are tingly #love


Seriously considered transferrin to morehead.. but then again, I'd be in jail \ud83d\ude02


Good, hard fought win for my #BlueDevils against a game Wake team. #GoDuke


Well at least there's a pizza in the freezer...


@kriist_ haha there great just always happening ya dig #missya


My goal is to visit all 50 states by the time I'm 30. That's realistic. I'll have 30 down by August and I'm only 21.


12 hours and 3 minutes until my drivers test . Wish me luck !\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18 #license


To all my fellow high school buddies. I know college applications and SAT's are tough. But stay strong! You can do it! I believe in you!


and Nathan laughed at me and Jay just smiled at me. then Nathan said are you ok? and i stared at him and i just blinked then i said yeah


if brooks orpik is going to dish out huge hits then he has to keep his head on a swivel cuz he can expect to get his own from hits like that


And yes I'm rockin that Jrue all star shirsey in that Vine


okay what the hell..Boyd dies, I'm so done with all this shit


My neighbors Neva spoke to us until they crib got robbed.foh\ud83d\ude32ain't see shit lol


Tempted to splurge and buy a boat for my new residence..


@adisha8 this is the most accurate thing I've ever seen in my life


@lydiamarisadoll @Engholm77 @bohhica3 i said killing strippers and seeing new things...


The government might just re-open tomorrow. They seemed to find a way to put financial issues aside long enough to draw another loan.


\ud83d\ude1c - you're really fun to text and youre funny!


Done with today.. And tomorrow.. And the next day.. \ud83d\ude15


@nataliebrooke95 @FraverZach OMG I KNOW WHO YOUR TALKING ABOUT


I love driving my Mom's Kia Soul. #NoFucksGiven


Bad bitch, girl I think I might get used to ya \ud83d\ude0f


It's almost a full moon but not a full moon


S/o to the lovely lady cobras for making states!


Just have to keeping saying to myself that God has a plan..\ud83d\ude4f


@tayor_tots u have to send it to me haha


@Ashleey_Katrina were leaving in like 30


@lldancer123 @alexam98 twitter calls my name too, believe me, but I don't fall under peer pressure


\Buffalo. Is it an animal or is it a snake?\" #RyanQuotes"


Home game @ 4:30 let's go Superior! Make the difference @cody14anderson @I_Noah_Guy8  @HoldenJWillmore @mattos12345 @ambam_29 @cambernelson


I love you @Skylar_Clapp God sees you, don't forget that. He still loves you no matter what happens. Praying!


Gonna have an auction next time in my economics class that way we can see the mindsets that economics plays on someone


Well shit. Guess the @StLouisBlues just couldn't pull out a win tonight. Hopefully whoever plays the Suckhawks next can #endthestreak


Going to the mall just to get a caribou coffee... Thanks @shawnabucher \ud83d\ude0b\u2615


@aamandrin I actually lol'd at that so thx


@CassiMcMullen don't make it boring you'll regret it


Out of My League by Fitz and the Tantrums is so god damn catchy. I love it.


@nikkilovesjello oh lol my dads name is elvis


On top of that... I can never tell who's gay and staring at me because they all have a lazy eye and walk like they have a pole up their ass


Great update, Twitter, now how about fixing the ability to keep your spot in your timeline like the good old days!


Yeah I wish I could leave this house and go chill with the homies


I always want a car wash after running over roadkill, it makes me feel sad for my tires. It's like not washing your hands after the bathroom


@mrsjpoore we loooovvvveee you! Wish we could see you more! \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9c


@aliiijoyy @Texyandiknowit I cried. Not kidding.


I literally don't have the patience for this right now \ud83d\ude12


Ed Sheran your music puts me in a good mood #relaxed #happy


@ChloeMaysun @LAURIEADKINS_ no. Just her


4 people were killed by gunfire in Chicago over the weekend. @joenbc, planning on visiting and doing a show just on that? Cubs will comp U.


On the bright side I know that @aime_worc20 has no THC, MDMA, or cocaine in her system!!


This girl on tv just said hashtag yum I'm dying


@jacobcarlpowell we just may do that! I think Lady would love the beach and quality time with Uncle Jake \ud83d\udeb6\ud83d\udc36\u2600


Study mode in full force thanks to the beautiful musician playing songs from Walk to Remember on the piano upstairs in the Union. #Thanks \ud83d\udc4d\ud83c\udfb9


Two finals to go and then it's homeward bound!


Am I trying to hard for us to be \ one\":("


I wish society woke up earlier on Saturdays


@Phurg I always try shuffle but end up skipping over everything so I might result to pandora or something idk


Wow I really can't believe I'm doing what I'm doing, if you know me this will WOW you \ud83d\udcaf%


I fell asleep before nine last night and somehow I'm still tired.. I'll never win.


@_PrettyKenii lol naww ion fuck aroun in dat weather


I just looked through your pictures. hahahaha, but anytime (:


@dylansizemore2 I'll walk to beccas house and carry her to yours so its not so awkward anymore. Hahahah!!


@BCrazies you are like 5 and you don't even lift bro


Apparently this Sex Erma person enjoys the shit I tweet..... Okay then


ok ur the biggest alpha mega tyranasouruous bitch


@cle_NEAL @hiramboyd @ColeLopez77 he is just another Reynolds


@MattDobbs oh... You're my other favorite best man...


But he's had to keep an appearance for ABDC


@PFTompkins Ha!  So you & @alyankovic finally met for real!  I still laugh at your standup of your \first\" encounter."


It's my BFF's @brookmarie613 last day of high school today! #depressing \ud83d\ude14


Like, let's not go 10 under the speed limit please


When you need to give a UA and can't pee... #annoying


I have blisters from painting so much. Great.


Me and @GiannaaFusco are like little old ladies... Were already tired and been talking about drama all night! #BestfriendProblems


@LivLongo head up beautiful your too strong to be looking down! #missyou


@colgarnish @socalpatty I just always remember how hard it hit me when I hear someone else is is losing a pet


My Bestfriend should be my boyfriend , Because I trust them.


#ColeTrain absolutely tooooo excited to her Coles amazing voice. I listen to Rich Girl every single day !! #VoiceTop5 @ColeVosbury


@Adrenallie this rules! You're super talented.


@allissanel7 the crazy thing is.... I do understand #Duhhhh


I don't want you so just get out of my life and stop telling me I'm hot


Fridays won't be the same anymore.. It's just be Friday... Good bye Friday Night Lights... \ud83d\ude36


Having law & society as my only class today >>>


blonde moment.. When I sit there and wonder why my boyfriend hasent texted me yet and realize he's sleeping in today....


@yomomafails2 I should just go back to bed \ud83d\ude09


@nolafalana lmao who knows?! I don't know what I was talking about just being silly


I just smashed that subway tho \ud83d\ude0d


why do I let myself get so upset over you


Me Aidan and Colleen are going ham in the back seat cape cod we are comin In clutch!!


I don't even know how I'm still awake right now.


It's not even one o'clock and I'm already stressed out beyond belief


The trailblazers are a legit team this year! I'm impressed! The west is looking good but the east.... Yeah that not so much


@_RELasCnBe @SampGIII @jw1ck24 @cjfgreatness @Mr_Lopez1 @J_SHEEGS_ there or Hetrick both are good


@omg_bebo get up i'm bored as shit \ud83d\ude14


The Show Goes On is a song that makes me sad.. #OldMemories


@br0milygardnbr0 do it! I can't and I'm so jealous


How the heck did that movie get good reviews!? It was stupid and ridiculous. Made me laugh not scared. #evildead


how is it possible to shoot an miss someone two thousand times #movierant


Finally bought a pair of roshe runs today.


That block by lebron James had me out of my kind


Dear God,\n\nPlease make up your mind. Thank you.\n\nSincerely,\nClay Campbell\n #MICHvsPSU


@rosinawachs what kind do you get? I've been looking for a good one


@_swaeg I think it's the way he looks. People like Kellin are usually twats ((((u feel me???))))


All a girl really wants is to have one guy prove to her that there all not the same


this has been the weirdest week of my fucking life


Nothing better than that first drink of water in the morning


Need to find something to write... my keyboard burns with desire... (sexy!)


@tracycavender haha I can't wait to show him when he gets here! I have a pic of him kissing burg on the cheek and y'all holding hands.


Park city \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude01 @HDworchak


@dadsheelys thanks for telling me about the while you were sleeping EP so much better than TSSFs two albums


You should never sacrifice who you are just because someone else has a problem with it.


It's a long road to hell without a soul!!


Sometimes you just have to learn to take things in stride


@1Santos6 haha you're silly. That has nothing to do with it \ud83d\ude02


@AshleyXO424 @ashley_carreiro ill take some too\u261d\ud83d\ude4a


I feel like I can't stop watching @bbcdoctorwho.


You know you are in the mountains when this is your view from the kitchen window!


You're legit going nowhere in life except maybe one day you'll be lucky enough to make a buck for wiping my ass


Baylor should jump ohio state in the BCS


Hurry up Jen I'd like to go back to sleep soon


@Cubskickass100 @_kgallant @m_lachance1 2 o'clock and I'm faddedddd


@DamicoMark @Steeler_Chickie @RachelD8710 @erika_lynn1616 I used to be hardcore christian, felt my religion shouldnt be in gov, not my right


I swear when I get off work at 11 I'm up doing nothing for at least 4 to 5 more hours. & then its boring bc everyone is asleep.


@TylerCordell4 lots of wheezing happened I'm assuming


@wiinterPrincess skipping like jumping up and down repeatedly alternating legs or not going to gym? Hahahaahahhaha I'm so good


I believe in the future of agriculture, with a faith born not of words but of deeds


You really do deserve the best... Hope you know that


@svogeldavisMBJ @gazettextra It doesn't make any sense...never does.


I have a strong urge to kick that little punk in the white rangers jersey on tv in his fucking nooby face.


Time for the coaching staff to go. 12 on the field is a coaching problem. #Falcons


@T_Rogers15 it was so rude.. I hate everyone


In would seriously do anything for a Klondike bar right now #iswear #Pathetic


the number of animals I see on my way home from @klausti5 's house is seriously ridiculous


@AlanaHein right? Everyone talks about needing a 'good nap' and I'm like what. No such thing.


@savannah_j_ get them outlined, and then get small inspirational cursive words inside them


First high school lunch @Nick_Hour12 @nateabraham_99 @Joe_Schiffer @Gage_Tyrrell99 @K_McCulloch99 @kel_llbell @TTnieto @veronica_hays


@ProfessorPlumb1 I forgot about that! Hahaha she only did it cuz I was freaking out, she's a sweetie!


@wapes9 You've missed a lot \ud83d\ude0f


@katelizdoyle hahaha ugh our lives see you so soon !!! \ud83d\udc97


But but but I'm not ready for tomorrow yet \ud83d\ude25


why did I just get this pasta? looking at food today makes me want to puke \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude16


It takes serious guts to get back in the water after a shark attack #isurvivedjaws


#YouGainPointsIf can except how small I am. It's really hard for me to gain weight.


Oops. Retweeted @Chris_Robin94 like 5 times in .5 seconds.


@Chloe__Mae omg yes. This is life \ud83d\ude4c


@AudreyPegues024 haha icic that blows but I understand if y'all getta break or wonna lose some motivation give me a call\n#iamthedemotivator


@bIondeprincess literally a town over\nfrom mine but they're all 12


@SarinaPendergra \n  <\ud83d\ude0f__\n       \\   \ud83d\udc47\n         \\               \n      _/ \ud83c\udf46\\_


\That sucks dead bunnies\" - Papa Duke @Fuzzimittens"


Bomb squad evacuating my street at home because someone found a grenade #lolwhat #ardsleywarzone


@AustinHuntley thanks @WundySlick.  really sucks after making fun of you guys lol #damn #peoplegetittho


What if they had commercials that you can smell


The people who don't want to be ignored are typically the ones who are quickest to ignore someone themselves #imaginethat


Company gone guess ill be bored til I k.o


This must be what Frost the Snowman feels like in March....


well i have nothing to do for a couple hours so if youre bored hmu niggies


Need to stop thinking about it #whatsdoneisdone


Would love it if people would keep me out of their drama. I always keep to myself so please do the same. #thanks


Oh the things I would do to Jase... #duckdynasty


I think tonight will be a night full of giggles


How bad is it that at 12:40 I get in my car and decide to track down food?


So after tonight can we conclude that Miami would be OSU? #perfectseason


If our love is tragedy, why are you my remedy? If our love is insanity, why are you my clarity?


Lol me and Sarah are like under cover detectives.


I put my life in Gods hands cause aspects of my life werent going very well. Right now hes giving me happiness. Just felt I should thank him


@hellosunshine33 this is a true fact, when do you want me to come get you tomorrow


if she wants it, she'll get it on her own \ud83c\udfb6


@ClaytonBryan17 Nope! They replaced you with me ;)


@Meleaaaa_ we had that last week. It sucked. :p


Been brainstorming all day.. #dragonlife


If something is wrong call me, I'd much rather solve problems over the phone than in text


I feel like death!  I hate being sick. Well, this is my valentines day. Me, my bed, my dog, and Netflix.


After you stop being friends with someone, you really question how you were friends with them in the first place.


@_hannnnnahb lol right? And I've been poked like 3 times in the last 2 weeks #wtf


Friday the 13th \ud83d\ude31\ud83d\udd2a


I told my parents I didn't want anything for Xmas. But if they're wrong in their gift choice, they're disowned.


You are possibly the worst fucking human being I have ever met.


Thankfulness brings blessing; complaining brings destruction. What are you inviting in your life?


Can you like not be a raging bitch? Thanks.


Memorial service for Sebastian will be Saturday at 1 o'clock, at Salem Methodist Church.


Merry Christmas everyone! #holidays #cheers


@DerekMorgan96 I love you too Derek Austin.. <3


In such an asshole to my boyfriend @Rondawg63


Surgery!? Elaborate please, what happened love? @MeganAlyse_


@ben_blazen he just randomly said bye to me like ookkkie


@laura_nicole31 what r u gonna do with it when it's no longer a puppy


We know that penn state is turning up tonight!!! #uno #psu


I will never ever be good enough for my parents


Couldn't be happier with my life right now


Spent my morning getting spoiled at the spa! Best $150 I've spent in along time! \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude01\u2764


My niece and nephew are the cutest. \u263a


Why does this kid have a 2 liter of pop in class ... ? #QuestionMark


I've been up all night, tryna get that rich. I've been work work work work working on my shit. Now get this work.


@molliekatie @IamCodyRoss he's just wearing the wrong uniform


@TheAdamLife a is the only one that fits, so, get a life


Welcome back to crazy town governor! #crazyy #he'sback


GRANDVIEW VOLLEYBALL WON STATE TONIGHT AHHH I CAN'T EXPLAIN MY EXCITEMENT IM SO PROUD OF YOU GUYS ILY\ud83d\ude18\ud83c\udfc6\ud83d\udc95\ud83c\udf89 @kpatrick24 @smull18


@jensen_meyer don't ever talk to me again. Who are you anyways?


Drinking cocktails by the lake and now having a fire with @IsaacDuaneK  . \ud83d\udc4d \ud83d\ude4c #perfectmonday #fuckyes


If you wear glasses on a football team, you're most likely the kicker...


@Mattprokey @kendralolllxo IT WAS FIFTH GRADE YOU STUPID FUCKERS


@CGeresti I saw that as soon as mine updated.


Coming home to a quiet, empty house sent me into extreme euphoria.


Happiest girl in the world right now. \u263a\ufe0f


@warrencambra okay warren! \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


\@AllKnowA: We all know somebody who looks like a horse\" Taylor fucking Peterson"


@JamesDanylieko I don't have wifi right now


I haven't been this happy in a while #Excited


@fightpcs - Old coach learning new ways. No heading in training or scrimmages. Teach technique and move on.


@MattBowen41 Marshall held first and for twice as long as Hayden. Having size  has many many advantages, including benefit of doubt


Snowboard edits,deep dish pepperoni pizza, green tea #myaddiction #wbp


getting REAL sick of your shit. \u231b\ufe0f


Teen Mom 2 #mondayisamother @ChelseaHouska @PBandJenelley_1 @KailLowry @TM2LeahDawn


@AlwaysNextYear2 if the streak ends that would be the greatest tragedy in wrestling history


It just doesn't feel like a family should


Can't wait for Christmas break so I can hang out with miss @kuhlman_darby :) #beentoolong


My son just told me hiccup is going to tell Santa I'm not listening to him & I'm on the naughty list #hohoho #mykid \ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf84


@JulianGibian its cool I'm not mad you're entitled to your opinion. I mainly wanted to say your statement was inaccurate. Not all religions


I'm glad you felt the need to go around me just to go slow.


So a latte yesterday at noon and half that large coffee finished at 11pm, I am still wired and jumpy. Feels great.


@winetoweights now I just have a protein shake and I'm all good!! That was bad!! Lol


Seriously there is never a bad time to listen to some @GrangerSmith


All I wanted to do was see my channing\ud83d\ude14


@sammiiilynn_ go to Indy scream park ! he's taking me & Alexis there & you can go with us \ud83d\udc7b\ud83c\udf83\ud83d\ude3b


feeling a little more than just tired...


Every street you walk on, I leave tear stains on the ground.


There is no bigger enemy then the guy driving 25mph when you're trying to get home from work.


When I have an appointment at 9, that means I get up at nine and get there when I get there


Honestly I don't feel like we're as close as we were a couple of weeks ago.


I don't know anyone... ANYONE HALF AS STRONG AS @zanajarrett. #SuchAFighter. #YourBeautiful.


@lisalela11 remember how we worked with Tyler for an hour today?! \ud83d\ude09\ud83d\ude18 @stepharoniee


Now I keep imagining a spider crawling on me whenever I feel a tickle


\@IDrinkIFuck: #TalkLikeYourBestfriend i want to get drunk and make bad decisions.\" -@torihildrethh #facewasted"


Niggas out here checking the wrong people. Smh


@iAmBika lol I hope your not at Starbucks studying on your spring break...


@mattlanza could be worsen. He could be Bettman


Sitting in a suite at the wild game #hockeyisback


Good luck to #bbpgvl today! Go out there and killlll people. Although I do miss my best friends so I'd be fine with a loss. Just me doe.


@derrickforsythe you coming to our game tonight..?


@Dubstep_Darko @fancynancy1416 and hopefully September. First week


Told her look back at it look back at it


Fell in love with @FrankOceaan \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude18\u2764


@kaynel9 this reminds me of the vid we made last year, btw.. Where is that?


@jakemillermusic my friend @kaelyana1 is!


Reminding myself tonight that I need to focus on Christ, not how I'm doing spiritually. #sanctification


My life. My decisions. My consequences. Don't get mad because you don't understand. Its not your place to


I don't think being hungover would be the best option for finals tomorrow #CutOff


I think the city that we're from just kinda ruined things


It really bothers me when people don't have a life plan.


Lucas-\can't wait to get you back to Bismarck to beat the shit outta you\" #thankshunnie"


Shout out to @Camrithomas for being gorgggg, a softballerrr, and for beeeinggg cool! #Folllooowwww


@lindseypelletie @eddykid23 oh dangit haha \ud83d\ude1e


Eating a \celebratory donut\" on my ride home. I'm celebrating being done with undergraduate classes! I'll eat all I want! #fatty #senior"


Some of us have studying to do,so if you could let your friends on the floor instead of lettin them bang on the door,that would be fantastic


Emma needs a boyfriend she's to pretty to be single


We get it Boyle is a big guy...find something less obvious to comment on


Pete Wentz knows what you do in the dark.


Seriously not even 5:30 and it's already almost dark. I hate it \ud83d\ude20


#HowTheFuckDoesThatHappen a whole herd of 12 deer just ran across the street by meijer in okemos lol not even in the country


I always feel like im not good enough.. #fuckup


It's a good day in the world of football.


mr baker took my hacky sack. im so pissed.


@JamesEmpfield james i have a droid.. no emojis not allowed! And pleasee tammy likes me a bit


So wait, what exactly is BBM....? I just don't get it \ud83d\ude33


I can't even imagine losing my great grandmother... \ud83d\ude25


Just sitting here watching all his videos, stalking his life. Ya knowwww


@LaxrLittlefield you haven't really rocked out to that song until you've had @emfraserr in the car w/you singing so terrible you want to die


Same city, same friends if you're looking for me


@AllyyyMarsh caps sadly lost :( figured you and your friends would love to know


I really wanna kick my mom in the face right now


@bab1104 totally agree! Hazing is one thing! He is a racist redneck punk!


It sucks giving relationship advice to the person you have feelings for! \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


@The_Koreannn I hate you bc you just reminded me I have to do it


The feeling after a successful workout >>>>


Everyone is going back to college. I can't wait till I go back.


Hoping tomorrows a good day \ud83d\udc4c


@JordieRauh your welcome:) me & pat just not figured it out.


I finished all the episodes of weeds what am I supposed to do with my life now


@_latinmahomie lol. That'd get rid of her


@JB49_1995 imagine him being our age in this generation & being a student at brashear. He'd get jumped everyday.


@ChetWild I would have guessed that your theme song was Yakity Sax.


the kid in front of me at dunkin has far too many issues for me to fit into 140 characters.... #sorrynotsorry


#ForOneDayIWishICouldHangWith the best baseball player @Trouty20


\HORSE! You have failed in your mission!\" That scene cracks me up every time. \ud83d\ude02\n#TheCrimsonHorror #DoctorWho"


Today in class this chick claimed to have learned to read at the age of \um, like 1 or 2?\""


I can't take my socks off without my feet feeling freezing 2 minutes later


My whole day is going to consist of watching every episode of blue mountain state and that's okay.


Just got to believe in Him and hope that the best is yet to come.


Only two hours left to buy your early Oktoberfest tickets! Come see us! #Oktoberfest \ud83c\udf7b


HEY I JUST MET YOU. AND THIS IS CRAZY. BUT THERE'S 13 DAYS UNTIL FORMAL. DATE ME MAYBE? \ud83d\udc4b @h_L_FGold


@smelly911 I thought it was because inside you have a vagina


@grampss14 I will, hope you feel better and get back in the game!


YES THE DAY HAS CAME TOMORROW IS THE LAST DAY OF BAND CAMP. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4c


@Jackayy1234 stealing this! \ud83d\udc8b


That's Jofas soft side, don't let him fool you though, kid has the silkiest mitts out there


@ShitNobodySays LIES SPINACH IS GREAT #iloveitforreal


@BrookeWilks_23 I didn't somebody hacked me


@Saint_Nick17 omggggg hahaha I'm retarded. I really juuuuuust said aunt hahaha talking and tweeting doesn't work for my apparently


UGHHHH can I please be Blair Waldorf?! #perfection


your laugh is the best sound I've ever heard.


Might as well win the heisman on NCAA while waiting for madden in the mail \ud83d\ude0f


I've had this scar on my face since I was five... Why Is it just now bothering me. \ud83d\ude1e


#KissAustin @KISS985BUFFALO @judkiss985 \u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764


Convincing @kristipawlowicz to get a tattoo with me is next to impossible. #tweetsfromthetoilet


I got a good bit of sun today \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude0d\u2600


I love being an adult and doing whatever I want


@Bdad7 @Pagani51 you guys are probably right.. If you see me tomorrow all jacked up, it's from falling down the stairs not her


I don't need expensive things, what I want doesn't need to be under a tree baby all I want for Christmas is you \ud83d\udc8b


Had to go get a red bull I'm dragging well not anymore thanks to red bull and Dan


Kim is totally my lady crush.. I have no shame! She's fucking gorgeous!


@treywillboy lmao Ida done the same if I could of


@ambereneee so why are there no pics of you an dad \ud83d\ude08


I was gonna lay down and watch this movie, but all 4 dogs insisted on sitting with me! #Can'tcomplain #MYbestfriends


@morganfurness yes I'm staying the night lovey


We're best friends because we both know what it's like to have other people jealous of us


S/O to @ShaynaRae15 for being absolutely beautiful. \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\udc4c


Seeing fig drive right past me without acknowledging me\ud83d\udc94 there is obviously someone else.


Lace up them shoes up boyyy.. bout to get shown up..


@goodgraces_ oh no I hate you I was just curious because someone out there might not hate you and you didn't really give them an option


@CBauerNFLDraft yeah that's who I see in terms of passing ability. JF a better scrambler.


@devaniekid lololol wwwwwtf! Whose your doc?


Happy National Hug Your Cat Day\ud83d\udc31


@rothrock_sarah @nicktarity215 @dschil69 @GodorecciCG3 lets stop this bullshit


@Nick4Murray you aren't fat nick.. Lol. \ud83d\ude21


@stephenasmith ......and I love him like a brotha


You know your fridge is on crack when you find ice in your Gatorade


Yeah Thursdays are my least favorite day of the week for sure


@SimmsMadeline one of the many embarrassing factors in this picture


The problem is that we've more empty rooms than homeless.


@SEALofHonor @Vote4Wallace They ARE the stars. Unacknowledged, unappreciated by too many, enemy to malignant evil. JustCallHisNameProvision


Literally why do I have to go to school tomorrow


@KajsaAndrea idk yet it still might sell for above the reserve price


@Caitomlinson @chanelpuke THEYRE EVERYWHERE \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2d


@KayGehres this is true. The brain is an asshole the majority of the time anyway.


I swear this is the longest Friday ever.. EVER.


@renagerie For those few times I leave the TweetBot world, I miss it each and every tweet. (all clients should have mute)


And we are off !! #calibound \ud83d\ude0e\ud83d\udc4c


Making a rare appearance outside of the house


I put my phone down in the weirdest places.


So apparently I can favorite my own tweet.... Wow


@bryanafelix @justinbieber yes it does because we share a love for him \ud83d\ude0dand we all share the same dream of him noticing us


Only a fool trips on what is behind him.


Bco 1/75 Weapons I keep trying to find me & I know I'm out there but I'm lost but I'm keeping me safe until I find me again RLTW #ArmyStrong


@Linds_Nicole18 how did I guess? LoL Typical!


@Cate_R19 you're still alive to me don't worry


Hey Jess why don't you go take the cheese off your pizza with a fork n00b


@KaylaGrounds lmao... We just seem to have to same opinion about everyone!


wish Brendan didn't have to leave me to go plow \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude14


@NicoleLGee haha but I could possibly do that sometime. Its only a few minutes down the road from my house


If we don't remember eating $13 of McDonalds at 7am, it doesn't count right?! @eskimokissses


hope I get accepted to Quinnipiac only so I can be at college with my bestieeeee @ahoover7


Disappointed with the loss but hole shit what a hockey game #becauseitsthecup


@GRANTyouatweet bored . tired. hot. how are you? long lost friend who never talks to me anymore


Bought to pay for christmas boxes with dimes \ud83d\ude0a Happy Holidays!!!


@kristadisalvo may just answer the study guide and type it up I'm doing that meow


@kylierenee29 @jeneececilia22 @LAURiSA_ ...... Right now... Lol


@justbrendap haha! Just the way I think, I think? I changed the seething :)


@brittanyurm i love you very much, happy 8 babe\ud83d\ude18, and of course you had to call me ellen\ud83d\ude0f


@BrianHendrixon it's what to drink AFTER you are drunk. Haha


Another great weekend for bowhunting . Weather was perfect. Saw three doe and a small buck sunday morning . Three does sunday evening .


Any of my lakewood buddies have Craig and Faiths number? DM me or text me if you do. Be greatly appreciated!


I just a deer....with my new truck...that I got today... #FUCK


@andersonj I just saw the promotion.  Congrats. It's well deserved!


like I want to play soccer but then I don't


I've also seen a couple of sites project the MAC champ to Baton Rouge (LSU) or Bloomington (Indiana). The latter would be especially fun.


Found a full pack of gum while cleaning out my car AND the biebs just came on! Best. Day. Ever!


@Espngreeny it's not the players either. It's the media that complains cuz they want to go to the warm weather


\@applecross22: Ej and Abby are so happening! #Days\" Oh yeah!! The chem is definitely there!"


Going to this swim meet for bonus points #ineedthem


Is it just me or does Bruno Mars new song 'young girls' seem kind of pedophilishh?...


Literally just came up with the most perfect plan


@EmmaValentine31 you're a #NERD jk you're a #MEGANERD.


@indyrallen I caught that, but I really despise Weiner.


@Ashhhleighhhh56 hahaha I can't believe she still rocks them!


@CowboyKrisko let's make a truce. You had my ramun!


Fall and winter weather makes me want to cuddle up and be lazy... this is a problem.


@Sipple104 @JLG3325 okay, let me get this right. You work at a gas station and your dad changed oil for a livin? And you know so much? \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Just got approved for my first credit card! Hollaaaaaa


A sledgehammer gun sounds like the perfect tool for the zombie apocalypse. #CatchingUp on #CitizenRadio


You say remember that life is not to be wasted we can always be chasing the sun.


MY MOM AND LARRY ARE BUYING ME A CAR, YAY. Now all  I need is my license


@MelBells15 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 smelly ass bus


@austinwilde how much will the monthly subscription be for your new site?! How soon can you sign up?! Pretty stoked..missed seeing your work


Who has an extra scantron bubble sheet I can have!?!


I wonder if your mom knows you're a whore.


To all inspiring dj's, y'all should consider doing a mix to latch by disclosure, if you haven't done so already \ud83d\ude0f


cant wait to have lobster, scallops and all that good stuff for dinner with @JCastelli_ \ud83d\ude0d


You ma'am love to make me miserable don't you? Kay. Don't plan on me talking to you!!! \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udc4c


I'm not about playing those mind games. \u270c


@nickkokonas we just had the pleasure of trying that new dish on Sat. Night and it was amazing @Gachatz @mikebagale


but wait I wonder how many other girls he's saying the exact same shit to


@OJSipsomn that's exactly what I thought


@Myss_Neash @UN_Defeated hahaha I wouldn't even know what functional was


@KalenTKelley what are you doing tonight!


Bagel Bar is weird without @xIts_Bay_Bayx


@ethan_eldridge we up by 12 it's gonna be ok hahahaha for now.


I sat in the office for two hours to get my schedule, and it's all messed up.... Great \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\udd2b


Trying to watch the #Gators and #MNF at the same time \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Hardest thing I've ever had to do... #Tryouts #Motivation \ud83c\udfc0


@8jackery8 next time next time\ud83d\ude18


It's time to quit calling them a Cinderella team they're in the sweet 16 they're legit #FGCU


@MettaWorldPeace Where is your favorite place to vacation?


Building a robot son because you're lonely. ...and possibly disturbed emotionally #MostAwkwardSituations


@NeighNeighhh_ I'm so excited!!!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


And I'm wasted, you can taste it. Don't look at me that way.


Ugh black pants are so hard to keep clean


This TLC movie is playing my jams! The girl playing Chili is spot on too.


I'm not a big Vikings fan. But DAMN Petterson!


@HoonSuh did you have to take the final before you left?!


The battles in your hands now, but I would lay my armor down.


it's funny because I remember saying the same thing except I actually meant it. you don't have a life or a future for that matter.


@zachbraff sweetie, people are mean. You're Jewish, you should know that by now...


@techyturner IDK! But it's intriguing nonetheless!


I didn't know I couldn't have guy friends  when, last time I checked, I was single.


@LexLuger_ yeah for sure. And if the next person doesn't it's their loss.


Kind of just wanna go home for a day....


It takes me about a week to get friend zones yeah


@JonBonczyk05 you and tommy should take me and jord to chipotle\ud83d\ude01


@tonebonez oh okay! I've heard it's really nice there.


@britneyspears watching the vikings with my doggie


Emotions can over take actions it's what you do in those actions that matter


I ate all of my no bakes \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2b


@GieseAimee @baller_alexis BAHAHAHAHA surely not Grandma nut..!? \ud83d\ude28\ud83d\ude02


My dad won't get me popcorn because he doesn't love me.


4 game-winning buzzer beaters in one night..wow! Alabama's was SICK! #releford


@rrrachel08 pour a glass of wine on it. If that doesn't work. Hit the input button on the side until its on HDMI 1 or 2.


Why am I still at work on this amazing day?!


At this rate, it's going to be 7:30 before #oomf finishes her salad.


Headed back to bay boys last game they are getting better but have a long way to go


@DiBrodel you take it easy baby like it when you're wild and crazy now that turns me on big time but I'll be easy on you you're at work haha


I'm dying to dye my hair brown again!!!!


really happy for Cody going to the NBA but I think completing his degree is unrealisitic at this point since he hasnt been thru ICORE #iubb


I love getting screamed at over the tellex. #not


@AlexsiaRaee hey me and you are asian we don't speak spanish ! We got to stick together  here !


Kanye has the most boring album covers, does he want an award or something


@TMusel @gcstanb @KaseyLuby @CharlieH40 @Lyss98 @bigdaddybuck51 I am bringing apple pie. hell, I'll make some jello too ;) #alreadyhungover


#inelementaryschool me and @odonnell_haley would make each other piss our pants playing hangman during class


Who in MPLS doesn't have Easter dinner plans tonight?


@Kaleem404 what happened to SpaceBound man?


This day is just a dandy.... One its snowing and two I just dropped my fresh pizzazz pizza on the floor....


Soooo many Asian people at the train station, don't know why @gshimmy isn't one of them.... #snake


@_leennicole @brittt_reneee are you driving?


Got my room fresh and clean, got my scenties goin, and listening to country music. Great night \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4c


I have an uneasy feeling.  Trying to shake it.


You're right I do know. Ill pack my stuff in and move in tomorrow.


When you feel like someone is behind you or beside you, it's The Lord watching over you with his protection\ud83d\ude4f


11 more days.. 11 more days.. \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\ude14


@That_Lady_Katie I was going to go but we ended up at nicks lol


Avril Lavigne writes the best sad songs. They put me in tears.


Jetskis, four wheelers, tubing and getting some sun is much needed #cantwait


Moving a little slower today. #tired \ud83d\ude14


Nothing makes me happier than cuddling with my dogs and watching movies about ridiculously unrealistic to love stories. #oops


@alifodayz they're not even the deans list now, are they?


If you want it, let's do it, ride it, my pony, my saddle is waiting, come and jump on it. #JUMP


@stephcallariBBB basically I work for the bandits now! I thought I was gonna see you every Saturday :(


@Leothecoolcat @Luhk33 I feel close to few people from my class already #NotAroundNotForgotten


LUKE LUKE LUKE \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Riverbend you did it to me again, thank god it's Friday because I'm definitely driving this struggle bus. \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude37


But then on the ride home from school I cried because I thought about it too much.


that was the worst test ive ever taken \ud83d\ude14


@Caseybabe17 dafuq did I just read!? #Disgusting


I literally pick my majors depending on how I'm feeling for the day


ID KILL TO HAVE TODAY OFF, ITS BEAUTIFUL OUT!!! #SoNiceOut #DamnWork


yes finally downloaded Lolly and STTM on my phone hyfr


@mynameis_NiColE and that was necessary because?


@Donnarumma10 I'll be way down if I don't get to see you!


This isn't how I thought my day would go


Omg goosebumps is on Netflix \ud83d\udc9a\ud83d\ude3b @whoispenny


The Saints are doing well... I'm cool with this \ud83d\udc4c


Dear Lord. My keyboard on my laptop only works sufficiently about half the time and now my mouse isn't working. Definitely on its last legs.


@cheishxc @MDNTLars Not on the goddamned internet you're not.


You seriously just don't know when to stop


@LordSvoboda because we're the shit and deserve to know all your secrets


Jacob has a weird vocabulary. He comes up with the weirdest things to call people.


Michigan iu will be a great game go Hoosiers!!


I don't know what to do with myself right now..


I wanna give you all my happiness and take all your pain.


13 pretty Nice funny cool and needs to talk to me more.


NOW IM LYING ON THE COLD HARD GROUND OHHHH OHHH TROUBLE TROUBLE\u2665


Sooo I have to get an MRI done and have dye injected into my hip lol. #superfun #MRI


@BadBoyCompanyAC every college student ever gets sick right before finals. it's the best time of the year.


Corporate is in town Saturday, yay #notttttt


@ubeda_jessica 6:30 tonight. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude18


@danmoranville shouldnt take long to find out since he is going to Miami.


@mikeyg1441 I'm like freaking out because that's cute and I won't tell her so she told me that she would run me off the road if I didn't.


If you are a girl and have a six pack... Rethink your life choices


cant even understand you today. #EnbergProblems


Does anyone have an ugly sweater I can borrow for Tuesday please respond ASAP


@__Briiittney__ and you were cleaning out my truck right before you left me


I roll up, I show you love\nHold up, you know whats up\nGo up and I come back down\nSomething like a roller coaster #favesong \ud83d\udc4c\u2764\ud83d\udc8b @itsYONAS


Hate being on bad terms with people, #goodvibes


@BenjiDietz that makes absolutely no send benjamin


@GMA Super dangerous!  Who takes that risk anymore? Good grief, how many people have to die?


Today must be old guy hit on cheyenne day. \ud83d\ude46


After tonight I refuse to sleep alone for at least a week. Hate this.


@BriiCzyhura they ran out of that juice diet


you! make! me! want! to! punch! myself! in! the! throat!


K just saying if your a senior you should be taking AP Lit because not having English in college is the best thing to ever happen to you


I expect this to be the last inning for Salazar


I'm gonna be in like the worst mood tomorrow! #donttalktome \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude49


A southern girl's mama probably taught her how a lady should act, But a southern girl's probably got a barn somewhere reared out back.


I get to drive to Camden this morning. It's snowing. Hard. Before we got @benny_jude this was a pretty regular trip. Glad it's not now.


I just realized when I get home, Kristen won't be there \ud83d\ude2d


Like it's not snowing in here.. Or outside for that matter actually


If you ever have somewhere to lock your keys in the car do it in the ghetto cause everyone knows how to break in cars.


@quickie_d I see it. I want it. I'm gonna get it. \ud83d\udc4c


Third time you've been in my dream now. Wtfff #weird


Oh, I forgot to give you a hug. \ud83c\udf84


@goldenrev I will check out Hyderabad tonight. Will look at putting it in the trip.


How soft my face is >>>>> \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


It's some much Easier not to give a fuck that should be one of my New Year's resolution. #notgivingafuck


Pretty impressive win for Kimmi in Australian Grand Prix #F1 . Great coverage by @NBCSN on 1st F1 race!


Open road is not on right now omg jammin


she's the man being on tv makes me so sad looking back to how Amanda Bynes used to be


I'm thankful that I have Kara no matter how unreliable, inconsistent, and irrational the rest of my family.


A moment of silence for all the worms that have died in the rain today RIP worms


When the book I'm reading relates to the things going on in my life >>


I guess you just don't recover in a month..\ud83d\udc94\n#Sorry


S/o to @DaionaMae  for being the best coworker ever ;))


Don't touch me, idk where your hands have been\u270b


Kenston Forrest tomorrow \ud83c\udfc8\ud83d\udc4a #statebound


@Tnnss_Jd to I think mine did as well.  I had a bunch of crazy emails sent out,  good thing they didn't send. #wtf


Engineering day at UNL tomo! I am such a #nerd.


The one cop stationed between work and home would pull me over. Probably gonna lose my license. #killmenowplease


No better way to spend my Friday night than a date night with my best friend and the gym \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\udc6f


I just want someone to come over to watch Harry Potter and The Chappelle show. I'll reward you with baked goods and friendship.


@dherald7 feelin this right about now brother


@billmurphy I thought they declared \victory,\" and that all was fixed?!"


@13caseynicole @callashaffer5 @SAA @lauRenShObe_11 so does @tbricks16 lololol


26 brought me a lot, Bills and Sabres missed the playoffs, Merle is a zombie and I met @finntasticccc... I love one of the three :)


Cookie dough Balance Bars>\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


NO NOT THE DINING HALL FOOD I WAS DOING SO WELL


@Ahiggins774 ......... Nice hat...... Hahahahahaha :)


I heard birds outside and I was like that's strange it's nighttime but LITTLE DID I KNOW it was actually 5:30. #anecdotes


@MarcCerullo haha. Guess U'll be visiting more often!!:) just bought a big green egg too lol.


I wish I couldn't hear the neighbor stomping around. Just one of the many perks of living in the condos.


look how far we came. through the fire i stood knowing we would reign


Worst thing about it is her mom think its her fault


@KenzieSusan15 doesn't she have detention and gets out and is meeting you at the triangle.


@hayPENS too funny I tweeted the same thing


@_OohhLaLa if I get in trouble, ill punch Cody in the face lol


I apologize, I don't recollect your name.


\Watered down prayer requests to a sky, painted blue.\""


This work day has just been horrible cant wait for breakfast then bed \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


I know it wont stop till I step down from this for good.


@DenaeHuisa I honestly had it for like six months maybe and people rarely could tell, it was perfect


Lost in this moment with you, I am completely consumed \u2764


I think I am in lomira but idk and I am scared


I just cleaned out my whole closet.. I didn't realize it was almost 1:30 in the morning \ud83d\ude01


No matter how hard you fall, always get back up and keep going.


Tired as hell and a little sore. Laying here watching Desperado probably gonna fall back to sleep ...


Brunette and brown eyes are the way to go.


Taking taxi a mile away lol #firstworldproblems


@_LRob I was like... \wtf.\" Lolol. Levi asked if I had a secret admirer! Smh."


Can feel my allergies kicking in #fanFUCKINGtastic


Some people just shouldn't be allowed to have children.


Just watched the Great Gatsby \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0d #amazing


Another weekend of no plans.. \ud83c\udd92


I fancy Fearne Cotton too much for my own good


Use the sleeves of my sweater, let's have an adventuree\ud83d\ude0f


@ProdigalSon_1 lol I understand, Twitter seems to be quite addictive. Thank goodness I have a job that allows me to be online most days!


I feel like when people are really nice to me, they are just putting on an act and it's all fake.


We're watching a documentary movie in math about this guy trying to figure out a hard proof and they're making it seem like a horror movie


@Coach_RJackson @JoshRagsdale good luck go make a difference!


@FuManDrew21 im so sorry i was wrong about you  and you were telling me the truth about the sabres  you are a friend to them  and


This Christmas was pretty shitty not gonna lie


I understand being private, but hiding all of it? Ya, no. That doesn't work for me


@Caspar_Lee you should add me to your list \u2764\ufe0f


Probs gonna sleep all day tomorrow to try and get away from reality.\ud83d\ude14


Oh wait I forgot you got a girlfriend so I'm irreverent to you now . That's how it happens right?


@HB_Bananas Jersey Shore.. And I always have sleepovers!!


What the new xbox called #xboxone drops later this year say fucking word don't have to wait a year good ish @Xbox #xboxreval


@juliapagano2 what's the deal with all that tomorrow?? Lol like what time is it at and what's there gonna beee?


@sydney_rhines you know what this is about, right?


Made my lunch, emailed, updated fall schedule, read up on the news, & went through 20% of my battery in 2 hours.. Tadaaa!


I seriously love how I've been saying ily lately and people decide to copy me... Not cool \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4a #beorginal


i will never ever care about what you think, you dont matter


If this isn't love, this is the closest I've ever been, do you think we have a chance tonight as street lights sing on Audrey's song\ud83d\udc4c\u2764\u2764


Aweeee, it's so cute seeing my cat eat for it's first time \ud83d\ude04\u2764\ufe0f


@AK33chy uh duhhh i'm on the baseball team!:)


On that note I had a raspberry margarita yesterday that was delicious (:


Okay this tweet has been sending for like 10 minutes wtf twitter.


@Kylieleigh93 I don't know what time you came out the womb haha


@cccars Great show. I'm going to keep the episode \Invitation Only\""


Some people are just determined to leave, there's nothing you can ever say or do to stop them


What makes her so much better than me ..


Thank you @marcuszanderus @Zak_Boggs @joshbrunsman for coming with me to endure my pain


Second weekend I have not opened up my bookbag \ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f\ud83d\udc4f


I was trying to disappear, but you've got me wrapped around you; I can hardly breathe without you.


@baileyannwhite @itsshaniaayall You da cutie. \ud83d\ude18


I would do anything to be in auburn tonight to celebrate #itwouldbewild


Conway needs one big ass alter call during lunch , yall hoes need help !


@swiatrak08 as it should be \ud83d\ude18


@Jeannie_Tesauro Oh. I see how it goes. Mmmmm.


@TheRealHarleyH it's nothing like the real thing man!


@Nkovo11 @RedWingsFeed especially with a gm who's active in the market. Wings lack the ability to reload, hence JAbdel playing on the 1st...


@lynznadeau hangout soon I miss you cutie


@em_blooom or you could be Emma bloom she's a pretty amazing girl


@man_oftruth I was referring to Season 5


This radio's jammin so hard. Hits on hits on hits.


Looking forward to brining in the new year tonight with some of my oldest friends. Can't say id have it any other way! Cheers


@JennnnHromyak me toooo! And then we could watch cheetah girls #rawr


Cuddling with Leia and getting puppy kisses. Greatest way to relieve stress. Thank God for dogs. #ILoveMyDachshund


@Dante27Dalton @__Colton come to Canada with us!


And that one hot guy she has an affair with


I may talk to other guys but at the end of my day you're the only one on my mind.


@Ronnie2K in the new NBA 2K you should be able to make your player role have another option. Superstar


Jagr's last season, and it's with a team that will not win the cup. Goddammit he deserves one last cup win.


I need to be with @mduffffy I'm about to just drive over there... \ud83d\ude97\ud83c\udfe1\ud83d\ude34


LOL at the fact that i'm your only starred contact on snapchat @kinghenryla.... #friendship


The colbster got student of the month!! So excited for him :)


@bccccccccc we shouldn't have jinxed the perfect number


I just ate a shit ton of watermelon \ud83d\ude0d


@Ozier_DaRoo No, that was yesterday. Last night I was getting her flower girl apparel. For our wedding.


So many sirens \ud83d\ude93\ud83d\ude92\ud83d\ude91


Your opinion of me is just as irrelevant as your existence to me\ud83d\udc81


The only good thing that came out of going downtown tonight was I smell like firewood. I'm never doing that again. Stupid


@heather9914 @townekaylee I actually know exactly how ya feel.. just play it out & do what you think is right


Sorry I don't answer unknown numbers 765-513-6314


Buttered popcorn jelly beans....no good #yuck


Almost forgot how hockey gear smells after a game with two subs...


Driver Ed teachers are some of the bravest people ever. It seems that every year kids are getting worse and worse at driving.


@So_Dopetastic you know the light that takes you directly to bcc ? Straight through that were on the side


@grifwitit you look like the skunk my dog killed and probably raped


Home alone..... With a box of tissues and junk food \ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude25\ud83d\udc94


I feel like playing some tackle football


@RubinSandwiches feel you brotha, everyone's at jay peak and I'm sitting alone on my couch. atleast we have our friend Mary.


@Marvannn I haven't even looked at the study guide yet. Maybe tonight.


@Kashh263 I really want to! He's soooo adorable


@saraamarie21 @HolliElizabethh @Jessss822 I'm stoked.


This man has way too much energy at 9am @KeeshaSqueesha


@StephBains20 they won't be the same, they will be better!


@ambernicoleingl I'll give it to you , Don't worry sweetie \ud83d\udc81\ud83c\udf1f


There are some people that look good in every photo they take. #how


@TristanBenware @koofie_swag34 Romans mom was number 1... But hey whatever makes u guys happy


I just push away anybody who tries to get close to me.


@shelbb_shaww it'll always have an effect on, but it will make you a better women and you will learn from her choices even without her there


When you see a plate with 5 different types of meat come at you, you say no @margheritaamato


604 PowerPoint slides to understand before tomorrow's exam and haven't looked at one yet. Just counted them all. And I don't own the book.ha


The new Instagram is Gunna take over snap chat.  Watch


Can't wait to see how it ends then go wild and do every activity


\You're right\" famous words from Haley Stone, to me. Yes, I was right. @haleynstone96"


@DiverChamp2012 people are just so frustrating like ughh


Just blew Hannah's phone up while she is sleeping.


Maybe tonight I'll call you, after my blood turns into alcohol


Someone with strong muscular arms and a nice face be my boyfriend so you can flex for me and we can kiss and it could be perfect. \ud83d\ude0d


Going to my first bruins game tonight, so excited \ud83d\udc3b


And it's nights like these I wish I would have gone out \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude21


@Taylor_Corinne right? I couldn't be any more psyched that I'm having a kid lol. Especially now that I saw it on ultrasound


@foreveralways97 I'm truly sorry. Your Heavenly Father has not left. He never will. @kimquile & I are here for you too.


Hate working til 3 am cause now I'm wide awake \ud83d\ude33


@daijanellums13 teachers eat lunch too. Thank you for the lovely screen saver.


@Infinity_010912 @takenprincesses thanks !!


This summer was so much better at the beginning.


Game Day today! #Broncos #UnitedInOrange


Which was why it came as a substantial surprise to the flight leader when an asteroid roughly the size of a speeder bike


@dalitlguy I need to talk to you later.. I'll call you in a bit.


So who's joining me to get their nails done with me tomorrow?


My mom thinks I'm moving but she's sadly mistaken


@JfLilfrosty Ya we can probably do without that


did i make it that easy to walk right in and out of my life?


First thunderstorm of the year. \ud83d\udc4c\u2764\u26a1\u2601\u2614


Prepared for the worst but still praying for the best


HAHAHA I just remember Tyler singing \I don't wanna go there..... We should never go there\" \ud83d\ude02"


@Mount_McKinley_ was killing it tonight!


Always looking out and always there for me!!! :-) @KaraAnn22


@ayooaaronn yes i know 'writing in london, fun in London' is what he said hahahah..?


@CelticsTown Sick feeling the #Celtics big move will be for Jeremy Tyler.


@BrianCarriveau does the oline get better in that scenario?


I hate sitting at home with nothing to do!


It's never the wrong time to creep on @katiemcgrane.


@theonlyripcity @danmcgill Sorry I was getting texts to come get my kid! But \u2665 you Goodbye!


I feel like absolute shit. #novoice #sick


Call me crazy but I absolutely love mowing..


I guess our plans are cancelled then\ud83d\ude12


@Mindi_Louise come overrrr. Its just me and michael chase


93-59 is the final, and I #survive. @VinceCoughlin declared that @MaxKhomutin could punch me 100 times if Michigan scored 100. Whew. #dog


getting pizza if anyone wants to come over and hibernate


Moira using Instagram and GroupMe on her computer #iphonelessprobz


@AnthonyEvansBTS no but that does make the girls that call her a slut immature and jealous.


All that I know is I don't know how to be something you'll miss


I hate girls who are nothing but drama that's why I only have a few friends and I'm fine with that


My wife, a native, awakens me singing, \Please come to #Boston for the springtime...\" More tears."


I lost my debit card and I'm sure as soon as I cancel it, it will turn up. #probz


@marykirsik had a great time judging the contest last night.  Would love to do it again


All I'm looking forward to is gladiator and riv tonight #ftb


Actually I don't need it, I want it. #prevtweet


Black Friday shopping overwhelms me but I love it so much!


@michaelariante hmmm what are you boys saying that is so confidential\ud83d\ude0f


Nice weather does not make me want to sit in the grass on campus and read. I miss the attraction.


@Real_ESPNLeBrun could the penguins do anything.


@VEVO @onedirection I AM DYING! THE VIDEO IS INCREDIBLE AND WONDERFUL AND NO WORDS CAN DESCRIBE IT!!!


It always feels like someone is laying under my bed and punching it. \ud83d\ude33


Sooooo anyone wanna help burn those refs houses down?


I've been blessed with the best friends. \ud83d\udc4c


@carlyraejepsen #KISSmecarly I love the song this kiss!


Ready to be buzzin. @_SMOORE_ @LoganShroyer @Ciara_494 @twitterlessHaley


Maybe one day ill be what you need but dont wait to long because the day you want me may be the day i've finally given up


@AB_Mallow77 because marshmallows are soft, unless they stale


I just saved some baby birds from this wind and rain\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


Thinking about getting my bar tender license


I'll be fine with a delay. As along as I can sleep in a little I'm happy


My dog just walked into my couch..\ud83d\ude33


@aaaaaaubrey awesome \ud83d\udc4c glad we worked this out


Fiddler is a good show but I KNOW that she's gonna cast her favorites.


I need to purchase my tickets from @FallenCaptive for their big show coming up with @AfuckingA @CrownTheEmpire \ud83d\udc4c


People call me a user but I want you to go on and use me too


@FGLine_Kahnelvr @hi_imtom lol nope it was cuz I don't really see him much because I'm on bonds side lol!


12 pack of bud light just seems like a good idea


Hey how about we continue this win streak when we play the Habs good idea


I'm just going to go back to antisocial pissed off at the world Stephanie


\@TooRacist: I slipped on ice today. When I got up I couldn't find my wallet, phone, or keys. It must have been black ice @WesVikingMaster"


Why can't my life be like the characters' lives on OTH


Omg @33BigAL and @zenzenner24 just made my day in one snapchat \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@beccawaters95 is so oblivious. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude48


Completely satisfied with that ending. #thankyoubreakingbad


@Lyndseyilene I am tomorrow. They just told me they'd call me yesterday at 1:30 & they didn't. \ud83d\ude21


I feel so close to you right now it's a FUCKField


I don't like the dreams I've been having lately. They seem so realistic and they tease me\ud83d\ude12


I'll totally love traveling all around the world by myself


1. Got high honor roll \n2. Accepted into jazz band \n3. Jess is in a good mood \n\nThe last one clearly proves today is a good day.


@spencergood512 no Spencer!! Haha I would like to see my two fav teams playing against eachother #kingsvsbruins all the way..


The amount of back muscle I have terrifies me. Like what the fuck.


@kett21dc if he tried to pick pocket me I would have punted him over the Staples Center.


@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\u263a


@CallMeeMrFresh youuuu are perfection. Oh my. \ud83d\udc8b


I should have just stayed in bed today. \ud83d\ude1e


Cheese pizza w green peppers >>> \ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude1b #thebestt


Out of MG Football, Boys Bball, Girls Bball, and Boys Hockey we have yet to lose ONE game. #MGPride #BadgerSouthDominance


#Everblades to the power play. Can we do something this time? 30seconds left


@jboog5_1 haha she was like 4 foot lol and you know me so I highly doubt that! Lol you always look diff. When I see you. Second guess myself


First day back working in the lab in almost 6 months..glad to be back!!


This week has already been one of the worst ever.. And it's only half over. Don't know how it could get any worse.


@NBECK145 awesome! That's a fun course and awesome country club!


Some one dm me and I'll give you my number ok


I'm never gonna quit. The middle finger's what the doubters get. They know that I'll give 100% of what I got.


@JodaseaWilliams I would have FREAKED the hell out. I dare him to EVER do that bc @ the end of that night she'd have


Why do bad things happen to good people? But then again good things happen to terrible people..that's life I guess #cantwin


@smelly_rose13 wait why are you paging me?


@MaggieJeanB this is why I love you\ud83d\ude02


My phone has 55% battery. What is this magic?


@Gryffindorupt Did you watch the episode?


I was wishing @bradyocallahan would hang out in the Training Center again this week, but was pleasantly surprised instead by @Tony_Showtime


Tonight \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude25 going to bed, might as well...


@Allison_Casey love you babygirl remember if he doesn't make you happy WALK away


I see some people's tweets and I just wanna throw a \dear diary\" in front of it"


I say buddy so much i feel Canadian. Its like saying #yolo after everything sarcastically all the time, someday you finally mean it.


Pitch perfect music just gets me going jeez


Wellllll if it looks like a duck and quacks like a duck...


@G_Off817 he's already come up with his twitter handle


@_andimelissa_ btw when is the house gna be done???!! How exciting!! Cant wait to visit!!


See, you\u2019re not, going crazy, it\u2019s me, I\u2019m your best friend Tyler


So Canadas only 4 hours away I did not know this. I'm quite upset I have not been there.


I wish my torso wasn't so long \ud83d\ude29


No one can fuck with @Drake when it comes to lyrics and rhythm. This dudes a genious. #legend


I've seen enough of your duck face to last me 10 years bitch. #DuckFace #FuckFace


Hey Denard, maybe you wouldn't slip so much if you tied your shoelaces...


@mickle45 1 day 10 hours and 41 minutes. Get packing!  :)


Can't wait to workout in the morning \ud83d\udcaa


Okay is anyone good at geometry?! I need your help. Willing to pay.


@CoreyBlake9000 @thedailybeast I haven\u2019t caught it yet. It\u2019s good to hear!


China: Economy booming. Population dying-fouled air. Gets bad enough, USA won't have any Chinese folks left to pay, but no cheap play toys.


So what's the deal with this are we automatically with zanesville or no


Brandon's grandma is so precious \ud83d\ude2d


@NationalAutism praying this little girl is found soon


Why do I always doubt the things happening ..


no matter how hard I try, my plans never workout.


If I fall for you, I'll never recover \nIf I fall for you, I'll never be the same\nI really wanna love somebody\ud83c\udfb6


Only @ZacharyQuinto has the power to make me get Twitter. ;)


@theCH33TAH @RaelynLuebb @sikedelixxx @ChrisMaddox211 oh I will


thank you Cody for leaving without me and making me take the bus


My little brother is going to get drop kicked if he play's bizerk by eminem one more time.....


@THuggins08 yeah I guess you're right, I feel like if I work out more then the soreness will go away, and you should let caveman train you


I had a dream I missed like all of my classes; that was a good dream.


I always cry while watching the blind side, no matter how many times I've seen it \ud83d\ude25


Just woke up from a nap and all my roommates are gone.. What'd I miss? Haha.


@HParrish40 you two had a good run... \ud83d\ude1e


First day on vacation and I'm in the ER. Awesome. Great. Love it. \ud83d\ude37 #downwiththesickness


HELL YEAAHH PICKED UP THE FUMBLE #comebackkbitchess


When bitches message my boyfriend about how much his ex misses him, #cool


I don't want to be on the waitlist for ipsy!!!! I'm just too excited! I love my beauty subscriptions!


Just I think it's time to get away! #confused #needmyfamily


@My_Call15 @caitlyn_h that's what I'm thinking! Was on considering spring breakers bc of Gucci haha


@BrittanyL_Gray3 @Heyits_Graeson @LoringCologne Harry potter


Home sick for the 6th time this month...


@MikeyMayy kid you're the one who said you'd fuck her


You never realize how offensive your music is until your parents are sitting in the passenger seat.


Who in the hell uses their leaf blower at 1:30 am?! #gotobed


I just don't care if people don't like me. \u263a


@ShyannBabby_ I understand and if I had them, I'd kill myself \ud83d\udd2b its disgusting.


We just sippin' moonshine watchin chicken fry! #ThomasRhett


@pizzapleasebabe At least you're closer than most of the other people I've met through Twitter


@JessicaCoiteux Three 'Lol's' in your last tweet. Haha I must be one funny dude!? :)


@WeBleedOhio you should do something cool with the blue jackets


Had a really frustrating evening. Looking forward to #runningitout tomorrow morning! #RunChat


Faith in God also includes faith in his timing.


lol noooo. and you wonder why i don't talk to you ya man whore.


How are you going to get anywhere in life if all you do is copy people? #iseeyou #goaway


@rachelkain95 well what can I say \ud83d\udc81


@lochnezzmonster Ew what a scumbag. That loser can take a hike! \ud83d\udc4b


I will never visit Sea World after watching Blackfish. Truly insane that such majestic creatures are held captive! #freetilly


@Jenny_Grace21 I wish I could retweet this


a cabin in the mountains and a slow snow. best weekend ever! #gatlinburg


When i slide into the ditch in the morning, I'm calling nancy to come pull me out.


It's not a good feeling sitting at home thinking of every possible thing that could possibly go wrong in your life.


You shouldnt have to explain how you came to the verdict unless you feel like you were wrong...so disappointing #trayvon #justice


@AlissaM_22 I'm sure that you will NEVER need that information, unless you take Anatomy. Lol


@Jzaffuto no go the fuck home your drunk....zebra cakes are deliciousness


I bet you you're gonna feel like shit when Emily tells you her grandma passed


@OnlyMeli hahaha it's just one and I think he's new bc I've never seen him before


Going to be a historic spring break & summer this year.. Not letting anything bring me down


Can't think of a more nauseating feeling then when your computer completely shuts off in the middle of doing a paper


I heard the Albany Eskimo's have guaranteed that they'll pick Manti Te'o.  They've been texting and tweeting him all week.


Ain't nothing wrong with drooling while asleep...


Not having Thursday night football makes for a very long week.


#ifihadasuperpower no super power I would trade that to be the Goddess of Mischief along side with Loki <3


Woke up an hour and a half before my alarm and couldn't get back to sleep. #FUCK #IMUUUP


Awkwardly continuing a conversation even though I have no clue what you just said


@ChandloGreen THAT JUST MADE MY LIFE THANK YOU!


Loving the eastern conference finals intro right now


Doing something I haven't had time to do in a long time. Forgetting about my world and losing myself in a good book \ud83d\udcda\ud83d\udcd6


@KClark9797 out of the weekends, the most stressful one had to be the 4 day weekend... \ud83d\ude12


I\u2019m friends with the monster that\u2019s under my bed, get along with the voices inside of my head


So you wanted to hang out but you're with someone else.. #understandable


If literally no one likes you it's probably bc of something you did not just bc they wanna hate


@ItsJadaBitchh thanks so much babe! \ud83d\ude18


It took Den a moment of silent gawping to realize that there was an open crate lying on the floor of #the cargo bay-a cra


Now I know who your talking about. I won't talk to her ever again. Actually I'll block her.  Acause your 999x better. And I'm not losing you


@haurenlarris not the time was hoping for haha! But thanks!


Any 3 couples who want the honor of eating Prom Night dinner with @ColonelTrill_Ev and I along with our lovely dates? First 20$ gets a spot


@abby_stroupe no you know we only like the puppies


Walked all of the way to the library and found out my computer is almost dead and didn't bring a charger. Oh my god