The Buick lacrosse commercial >>>\ud83d\ude02


Just got home and saw a bottle of blue wave on the counter. I instantly wanted to throw up. @lilglunt113 #bingo


I don't think you guys understand how excited I am for subway after work


I have no idea what I'm doing with my life and it's extremely frustrating.


@MaddieBecker13 me either I thought it was a random name! Now it makes sense \ud83d\ude31


@The_Dopest_513 Daniel. Im gonna die without them!


@Nicolemariex16 yeah last weekend I was supposed to go in at 5 and they told me go in at 630 instead


Want to lick all over you before I let you have it


Another appointment in Augusta... At least I got to sleep in until 7 and I'm missing school!


The things I would do for a Sherri Hill dress.....


@DTurn12 @FLOTUS @letsmove @Pinterest That is a very sad thing for someone to say.


@bestybell8 awe. I miss both of you! So pretty


And I love you but I leave you. I don't want you but I need you! \ud83c\udfb6


@TySmith580 I was about to puke because I think I have a concussion from hail...


Love my friends! @SchmittyyJess @manda_malinski @EmilyFields12 @Zachary97316974 #goodnight #loveyall


sometimes you realize you just tweeted something that doesn't make sense... and then you realize it's 3am #confessions #sweetdreams


@CharlieAhern12 @JCamps3000 i like being the trendsetter #mikeybtwitpic


I suck at Jeopardy, most of the categories are ABOVE me...


Today was actually a pretty good day I was in such a good mood idek why


I need a new handbag....any suggestions. I'm too broke for anything @thorfromnor would approve of


Everything you do is for attention and everyone thinks you're annoying and fake please do everone a favor and shut the fuck up #annoying


S\\O to @caemurray ad @TruthtotheCore for taking care of me at the car wash.


That dude in the ugg boots just gave me the weirdest kind of fear boner #getweirdwilbur


@Konchan1017 @Zlatko_Soldo can me and z be friends?


@HottyScotty13 no definitely Friday, Saturday is whatever but you have to Friday!


Someone just come stay the night with me.. my mom won't even notice lol


But so jealous my parents and brother will be watching them play 1 week from today.. \ud83d\udc4e I wanna go :(


I'm gonna spend today eating and watching A Christmas Story and National Lampoons Christmas vacation


Can't even drink water without throwing up like wtf is wrong with me?


It's a Friday night, it's a small town girl, everything is right and we rule the world. \ud83c\udfb6 #WeAreTonight #BillyCurrington


@Peter_Mac30 Good luck to you too, hope it goes well!


Please realize I no longer care. I'm tired of wasting my time and energy to go nowhere.


@brittanygrassi if I'm up for after moving in I will contact you, I pulled an all nighter  so I'm shot


You can't make someone love you, but you can show them what they're missing out on


Probably should have studied for Spanish ....


@masteryang66 I know right!!! It happens all the timeee


Less then an hour left and this is whats going on. #thisamazesme


@DavidSable cool announcement about Y&R+Shazam. I forget if I told you that Amanda is interning at Shazam this summer. How neat is that?


Tonight was the perfect night for ball...


Can't stop sneezing & itching my eyes \ud83d\ude37 #allergies


It felt so good to stunt tonight! #beentoolong


@JamesAZack4 I only have 2 Yankees players #CanoAndSabathia


@GracieStacks probably my farm. Word on the street is that it caught on fire. Sorry.


growing a beard and keeping life weird..


@xxmlb1994 well I don't know what day. I'm off tm, I work Wednesday until 5. & we can't go Friday because I work until 10.


It was a lot harder to wake up for work than I thought. #Tired #Exhausted


I hate when I don't find someone attractive and they message me, I'm always wondering how to let them down easy.


Beyonc\u00e8 and Jay-Z are doing the same thing with their baby as MJ did for his, cover their faces


@Menne131 @Trevorl8n that'd be the father Mr. Menne


Ew that chicken thing I'm gonna throw up now eww I still taste is ehh


@GareBear977 @AlinaRosati016 @Kyle_Scott622 @Dunker_16 i just have Charley...


White Walls by ryan lewis amd macklemore. Listen to it.


@tehblitz I always liked that song but never knew who played it


Dressed in yellow, she said hello, come sit next to me you fine fellow.


@AlexVandivier I don't like you or your dumb grammar. Bye!


I really like the song \Sinners Like Me\" \ud83d\udc4d"


someone feel free to come write this essay for me


ah god. I really shouldn't have done that\ud83d\ude12


Credit to Carolina's D, but the 49ers coming off a bye, at home, should've shown more. Now they need wins over SEA @ home and NO away. Yuck.


Actually I might wake up early this year bc Hiams in my first hour


Fucking dingus out did me on the pond \ud83d\ude24\ud83d\udd2b


Wind 1.0 mph SSW. Barometer 30.072 in, Falling slowly. Temperature 81.2 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.00 in. Humidity 67%


Duck dynasty Christmas episodes \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf84


By the way I tried to say id be there waiting for... #rhcp


If theres school tomorrow just no one go. It would be priceless to imagine all the teachers and delahunty just standing there with no kids


Gotta wait again til 11 to see walking dead


@Zachlahti3 oh nevermind... I see it now... Thanks..


It sucks when no one respects how hilarious my snap chats are


Got home and the first thing zavey did was throw my phone into the sink full of water. Good thing it's still working.. \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude33


Watching the panic room until I fall asleep


broke or sprained my hand lastnight.. #wtf


Thornton is older than I thought he was, but I expect him to make a big impact. He has always had a power arm #RedSox


@brodanwill 49 min till go time! Super excited for tonight!


completed her food and exercise diary for 02/11/2013 and was under her calorie goal #myfitnesspal


\@awkwardhoe4lyfe: so tell me....how does it feel to know guys only like you because they know youll sleep with them?\""


Tell your bother that a professor just tweeted you and a friend & @KevinKlein_13 \when did professors get twitter accounts?!\" Haha love him"


@allyyrichardson John Locke set the guidelines for our modern day constitution be nice


Even though it was a tragic event. I'm happy that someone made a document about the pentagon on 9/11. Most all focus is up on NYC.


@syd_ebsolo I've been called an asshole before, so where are the ladies?


@karaEdoss @KaelaKing12 are you here for the night???


Christmas with 8 kids under the age of 8. Bring on the Advil!


@J_Stenz22 eww I seriously almost threw up. That would've completely ruined my Friday! #toomuchtohandle


@JosieGreen14 if you ever need a free ride home, let me know! I know it's a long ways from GB but its always nice to go home and visit


I just saw the cutest old couple leave Friendly's, they were wearing the same exact sweater!!


miss my best friend so much rn. never know how much you could miss something/someone until it's gone


You're 15 and talking about one night stands. Please go kill yourself.


Everyone and their dead hamster were at Applebee's tonight


5:30 behind the library highland vs strongsville be there or be homosexual


@Taylormaedierks okay. Love you\ud83d\ude18


just seen a stud argue that she doesn't have to cook at home and her gf should because \ a woman's place is in the kitchen\" but...im so lost"


#ImNiceUntil you try to get between me & my boyfriend.


Love OU's campus. \u2764 #maybefutureschool


My father inspires me . He legit doesn't care about anyone except himself.


@caseylc_10 only stop for squirrels \ud83d\udc81


I honestly wish I had Netflix right now ..so many shows I want to watch


#kentuckyderby fun!! @koriannval however I'm desperately missing my Kzoo woman @coopaloop09 @AleciaMK \ud83d\udc9e


@KaitlynCorby yep and next time we are going to a vampire friendly bar \ud83d\ude08


Wanna walk in these shoes? Have the outfit to match.


I shouldn't be complaining about my Stepmom going grocery shopping this late, because now I got food I can pig out on \ud83d\ude02\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf56\ud83c\udf5d\ud83c\udf5b\ud83c\udf55\u270c


@allyfrieden13 @HaleySchneider4 @alliefeldpausch we need a wigi board.


shout out to @MissCameronS for the sprinkle hook up.


@iMeaganJones it's just something that  I have. You could have it too...


@davidearlcook can't wait till he makes it big. Sugar Tongue Slim, is the man!


It's hotter than @TAThiessen in a bikini here in Texas!!!! Go @Rangers !!!


She smiles all day long, then crys herself too sleep .


Just I've let down so many people today..


Economics was not a class potus had to take in college.  #SOTU


The fact that I probably will not be able to play softball this coming year kills me.


@k_whit_holla @kingbenz12 @chels0712 I got the snapchat....nice face plant! Hahaah.


@caitlin_devers swear i crave them and a fresh made lemonade !


I'm literally going off on everyone and everything right now. No reason really either.


That was a wild episode of game of thrones!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


@Bobby_Barry1 well shit. Think of something lol I can pick us up a case.


@unceminor @catiekingmusic so proud! Congrats my friend, that's amazing to hear!


@AndrewChagnon can't believe you lit a neighbors house on fire. Then made it look like someone else did it


@Ryan_King31 you couldn't guard a damn pole #hahahahahahahahahah


No one understands the friendship @BrookeStegall and I share.


@DBLesky man, the Royals of the last 20 year's must have really wanted to be good


I have the best Mother in Law in the world. Always thinks of others b4 herself, kind , funny & loves her sons & grandkids. Luv u Ruth Adkins


@purplelilgirl Didn't get it yet. Are you sure your code is right? Mine is 4 digits and yours is 5.


The Walking Dead mid season premier last night did not disappoint. It's without a doubt the best show on tv


Brought my grandpa to the store, and he can't leave without getting my grandma a candy. I need a guy like that in my life. #takenotes #love


A lion would never cheat on his wife, but a Tiger Wood.... Haha #Classic


Class is cancelled so you know what time it is, time to drinky drinkkkkk! \u231a\ufe0f\ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udf7a


Apparently some people haven't learned that when your woman's helping you haul hay you don't say a damn thing about how she's doin it! Done!


This whole waiting thing between engagement and getting married is kinda sucky


If you have ever seen me at church you've most definitely seen me get nasty


Finally getting my phone fixed tomorrow :) woohoo :)


When life sucks make something good out of it #LiveLaughLove \u2764\u2764\u2764


Stooping with my dudes \u2600\ud83c\udf7b


When youre lost and youve run out of road\nFind what I already know\nIn the end close is all there is\nBut you wont find this\ud83d\udc4c\ud83d\ude0f


I think @GrangerSmith needs to come to PA !! #loveyourmusic


Signing up for classes is so much less stressful when the average class size is about 150 people


12 minutes to get in a mile. This is unacceptable. #OutOfShape


Soooooooo lazy today. I dont feel like doing shit.


It's stuff like this why I just @givethefuckup


Just wasted two hours of my life, \ud83c\udd92


October 18th is the day my family is openly a wreck on social media. Just wait, and deal with it because we loved our grandma.


@Crummypants I'm looking forward to it >:D


Holy shit I don't feel good \ud83d\ude37


I smile when Walt Jr. cries. Top 3 least favorite TV character of all time


Every time I eat or drink anything, especially something with caffeine, an hour before I go to bed I have the most messed up dreams \ud83d\udc7d


I almost forgot I have Softball today, how freaking exciting :) yay


@WrigleyEric @laykarley I diiiiiig it. Sweet dreams friends.


@charleseshenour yeah haha came in there Canadian studies class


@sgorges12 I've done that so many times!! Sorry girl


i HATE the outfits little girls wear for cheerleading! Why do parents think it's okay for their daughters to wear that?! #babyprostitutes


@EMILYYJONESS not surprised its pretty awesome!


I'd like to be at the gym right now. \ud83d\ude0f


@fghtffyrdmns666 how did he ask you? \ud83d\ude0a


Can't wait to go look at the house tomorrow!


guys try so hard to take advantage of girls.


How many of you have an alligator chillin' in your backyard?


@mayhemgirl70 I'm not prepared for that intense of a cardio workout at all!!!!


Only 3/4 of the crew is here. \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Oh my god it is so hard for me to read tweets with obvious spelling errors and not correct them \ud83d\ude23


@ethandr8 what is up my boy!  Welcome to the Twitter-sphere!


@leighcrystal15 Bri is missing Crystal. Aka we need to hang out.


Pretty sick watching my buddy @RossKSU7 on ESPNU right now at work. Go Wildcats!


I hate people that are allergic to peanut butter like get out


@AFI you guys were incredible tonight!!! So glad I got to see you!


@_theMAESTRO_ yeah I have a Managerial Accounting exam today sigh


I've been cheated on by two people what the hell made you think id put someone through that?


Last day of work til Thursday. Can this shift be over already so I can see Kevin?..


@nancyyninja doubtful. Were watching Gideon's Trumpet again tomorrow.


bored, tired, & there's a lot of pain in my knee. bleh! I really hope there's nothing seriously wrong with it


If you're mad at someone else don't take it out on me because I will never do that to you


I'm pretty sure I just watched a drug deal.


Only I would get pelted by one of the fireworks. #myluck


Well freshmen year flew by let's hope the summer goes slowwwwwww. \u2600


@sophia0xx @Ngore1012 says I look like her


I love the things you do. it's how you do the things you love \ud83d\udc95


I hate when @AmyTavares goes to college I need her here always


@NNihill okay fine you're too cool for boats more for me \u26f5\ud83d\udea4\ud83d\udea3\u2693


@sidcelery @GrantJames_CFC I think it's time for Frank to do what Maka did and play just once a week. JT may need to take a rest this break.


I love having my own place because now I can walk around with nothing on \ud83d\ude0f


Don't come to a browns backers bar and complain that there are too many browns fans. IM SORRY THIS ISNT THE VIKINGS BAR BYE


every time I reach out my fingers, it seems like more than distance between us \ud83d\udc96


@Hayy_smifff I'm not complaining, I was trying to do something today!


Love that @BrianCardinal is back at Purdue and in today's Exponent. All time fav player hands down #35


I've been in such a bad mood today and I have no clue why.


There is a man wearing flip flops.... Flip flops. Why. Why please tell me why


Nick always says he's not staying then falls asleep lol #weirdo


@PaytonDrake just cause he knows I'm the #1 angel


You'll do big things down there in Missouri!! Make it happen!!! See ya at Christmas:) GOD BLESS @Ben_Is_Second


I don't think I've ever met someone who didn't like #Blink182


Some walks you just have to take alone.\ud83d\udc63


It never ceases to amuse me how useful a misspent youth can be.


Baseball is drawing closer, can't get over how anxious I am.


leaving the house before the sun rises<<


@cedes_pratt599 I'm always at your house i go home and throw shit in there then leave. Haha. :) #Shutup #Faggot


#IGetAnnoyedWhen people act like they care. I don't have time for that shit. Just be straight up with me.


THE ONLY LIQUID MY PARENTS LEFT ME WITH WAS DETERGENT? THANKS ILL JUST EAT THESE GRANOLA BARS AND DRINK THIS SOAP FOR CLOTHING


@ShelloKittyyy Good thing he was. That kid needs help, like when you offered him a Swedish fish and he went all technical.


\Brendan is also our favorite even though he doesn't play anymore.\" #tmlt"


Always want what I can't have.... Or what I used to have


My only day off this weeeek finallllyyyy


why are Luke Bryan and Blake Shelton matching idk


#WeCantDateIf you won't travel with me. I wanna see the world\ud83c\udf0d


I guess its bring your pet to class day...


@R0throck @kody_trude Mr. Landscaper over here


Sooooo tell me why I'd make out with my best friend while family was around .... I'm joked right now \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@twjpdx23 @trimet i pay thousands in #trimet taxes a year.


@katherine_meuse is my favorite since she wraps my food up and makes it look cute \ud83d\ude0d


I'm all irritated and shit and have to be up at 6.


amras mom keeps talking about how i got fatter dude stop\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude48


Enjoyed bingo tonight, @LoggersBaseball, kept everything interesting. Awesome to win home opener also. #summer #baseball


Having a little me time enjoying some arbor mist wine..@brandihayes I bet that brings back the memories doesn't it lol..miss you \ud83c\udf77\ud83d\udc9c


Such a fun night! Glad i got to see my C-Store ladies!


#JustinTimberlake ....#NSYNC?  Are there you there?!


For a defense, a snowstorm like this is heaven #DETvsPHI


@KaayMaariiee well i better not show you where the lemonade is made


Netflix binge #OrangeIsTheNewBlack #obsessed


@jvwieser but now since the test isn't until Thursday I don't have to work on it until Wednesday night......right?


I cannot stand when people k me.\ud83d\udd2b


There are so many situations in life that are hard to walk away from...standing next to a heater when its cold is one of those situations


Breakfast in bed is the best #WarmAndCozy


\He just asked where I got my bag, if it's from here in town.\" @eshriver1 heard \"he asked me where I got my badge, if it was from Vietnam.\""


Remember something... These people don't give a FUCK about you unless you're doing something for them


The fact that my only friend is my dog makes me want to reevaluate my life.


@_KatMorrison ill keep It just for you (;


so glad I got out of that\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


Glad I got to see my Hayward loves @morningwood34 @PeterAndersonRF @jacobs_skidoo and #TwitterlessErika \ud83d\udc9c


I can't wait to see my boyfriend todayyyy. \ud83d\ude0a


\u201c@TheBovsWho: Today i learned that \u201cbae\u201d stands for \u201cbefore anyone else\u201d and here i was thinking it was just slang for baby or something\u201d


Great. Card number was stolen in the Target hack. Thankfully Chase stopped any actual money from leaving my account. Still pissed though.


Hopefully, this task goes to Team Power. #CelebApprentice


@kristinamarie8D wouldn't I had enough energy to push her out in 15 mins if I was in that pain from the contractions for 12 hours!


@JessiMokaJoe OK. Don't be afraid to ask whenever you might want to~


Begin months of chapped lips and numb feet


It's not about what you're capable of, it's about what you're willing to do.


I was so out of it last night, I almost forgot I have work today \ud83d\ude33


@tghq I don't have the game or else I would play


Feel like a loner not going to the fair thing.


@sydneymitchell5 @BiG_NASTYY22 I'm coming too haha


So. Pale. Resist getting a tanning package, resist it.


Pruned the apple trees last week and needed to spray with sealer. I put my hands in the sealer. I am #Waterproofman


@bruised_apple alright.... just use a towel to hold the hole and you will be fine to use it


Oh yeah ps. If I hate you enough. I'll give you mono. And I have the 1% strain soooo YOU'RE SCREWED #watchyoback


@_christinamurph you should feel bad for me I'm a sad innocent young girl afraid of the big world in front of me #wut


@AustinLayne18 should be. If my moms lazy ass come to the Administrating office.


To cut or not to cut my hair #someonepleasehelp


@cherylpoestone @3phibotticelli my bad...I just wead the feed. #BaconBeer please! #NipClub


My sister leaves Sunday \ud83d\ude13\ud83d\ude22


@coastin2012 I am, it's still hot! \ud83d\ude1b


Yeah we are those kids on the quad smoking the hookah as a ninety person tour group walks pasts \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


@harlesmcgeee LET'S SPIN TOGETHER BEFOREHAND OKAY DOUG WILL LET ME BORROW A FLAG SO WE WON'T HAVE TO TRADE OFF AND ON


Hope to see everyone in clarion tonight #thelights #indiannation


@JoeFinlayson1 @GauthierDalton truthfully, I don't think so whatsoever, shit I stay swaggin my sweats anyways \ud83d\ude4c


Getting the outcome you want in a situation is very rare.


@tiffuhhnayy At least you and I know our lives are.


@Whitaker_T haha oh yes!! Gotta get these white legs to see some sun! lol


Look a like I'm single for life everyone I'm single for life


Me and @allisonowak are gonna Miley trashy wasted. \ud83d\ude2c


Gonna try to make it through the CBS pre game sad story segment without crying this year. I'm 0 for last decade. #\ud83d\ude25


Just now settling in that we are officially on break \ud83c\udf89\ud83d\ude1c


Everybody get your asses at the HYCC tonight at 6 for the hockey game against sandwich #TheStable


I want to make dinner....but my bed is so comfy and my room is so warm from all these candles \ud83d\udd25


@kayboals1 yeah ugh, I live at work come see me plz


Thank god for iPhones! #lookingupgamewalkthroughs


I can't take another second of this goddamn town


@Barbaro1420 the booms are annoying....as are people trying to sell picks


I'm soo not getting sleep tonight... Stupid electronic baby...


@edsheeran Right now \ud83d\ude33\ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc97


@slyspirit @PhilipBloom I'm American and I demand instant gratification! ;)


@DezBryant now we need the Boys to bring another SB to Big D! #GoCowboys


@_meesh11 I did not but I do have a bigger one. I'm gonna call tomorrow, they were closed for the holiday last week.


So let's not get carried away with the process of elimination, I don't want to waste your time


My girlfriend seriously is the best\u2764


@lydiabarakat you should go because that lineup is A+


@KirkStandridge @BrookeHeyingx3 come inside


To go to the manheim football game or not to go #hmm


Lol I said I dont wanna waste your time & then sent a novel to him \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 oooopppps \ud83d\ude01


Mom can we please move? right now I'd settle for anywhere.


The only things I will regret in life are the good things I did for the wrong people


lol I've never been in a meaningful relationship


@kirbymassattack oh my God!!!! My hair! It's long. And I was skinny! Let's go back a couple of years. Please


Big bag of milky ways and 24 pack of Mountain Dew. They call me mr. Healthy.


I need a bottle of blackberry wine and cheese & a good hang. @ExaNicole


I take two steps back and release myself to put platinum and gold on the record shelf.


They gave me fucking Nast PB&J. The reason I'm in here is cuz they tried to make me eat that shit in the first place. Fuck this school.


@Samantha65341 Liv will be our #1 fans \ud83d\ude1d


One of my friends needs to have a bonfire. And then invite me. I'll bring marshmallows I promise.


@RachelBrooke99 but leigh has her senior pics in the morning...


I'm so upset I have to work Friday so I can't go to the homecoming game \ud83d\ude15


@starlabivey you amazing and exciting life


I can't believe the lights burnt out in the bathroom as I was showering. Like wtf.


@aiden_pressel_ but liked my selfie on Instagram what is this oh my Christ do it again


@Tommyboy245 oops little late for that \ud83d\ude09


Bitch, if his ex is still calling it's because she's still getting an answer. #obviously #dumbass


@its_Brob Cousins was inexcusably awful...


@hanburkesays I'll take your word for it\ud83d\ude09


Haven't locked myself out all semester. And now i've done it twice in three days #wtf #stressed


9 AM game against the best team in the tourney... What..


@jenny_pace13 awe I'm sorry she will turn up soon!


If u can't find a man who can shoot a hoop or rap real good . . . Jus date a musician !


Its so cold in the deep \ud83d\ude33 @bryantransom


The NHL is back which means I will continue to do exactly why I did during the lockout, watch hockey.


Like Bryan and Florida Georgia Line here we come! #RaleighBound #Yee \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude01 @Samantha62992 @savannahclilly


@Jackson_Smith16 fuuuuuu haha I would but I have a game tomorrow!


I love @laurawbush and I love W. too. I just want to eat dinner with them one day. #classylady #ripgeorgejones


You have to go through the worst to get to the best.


@jessepafundi were shooting getting ready at the Ace and then Blue Hill.


So much stuff I was supposed to do tonight and didn't.. #uhoh


Pat's going to get fitted for his tux today for the wedding in May \u2764\ufe0f


@MaLiKa__Babee I think so. I know Corrie will be, but Ben might have to work. I'm not sure.


I hope an alumni game is in the works when @ToledoWalleye have their outdoor game next year. Storm/GoalDiggers vs. Ft. Wayne Komets?


All I want is water or powerade right now.


Hope I don't lose all my wisdom now that the teeth are gone.


I am so freakin' drunk right now. Your mom even looks hot right now!


Light beer is really full of itself lately #Getoffmuhdick


@ale_stanish tu siempre estas conmigo, as\u00ed que s\u00ed cuenta.


When I get out of here I'm going straight to sleep \ud83d\ude34


@chowsocoldd Yayayay, love you too bb \u263a\ufe0f You still haven't came to see me \ud83d\ude10\ud83d\ude10


Alright, while it is interesting, I'm over this seminar right now. Get me to the Pub!!!


I'm guessing the packers playoff captains are.. Woodson, Rodgers, Raji, Mathews, Cobb, and Jennings.


#ICantGoOneDayWIthOut correcting someone's spelling in text messages. #SorryNotSorry


I mean Riley hasnt even went to base camp yet and I am already filling paper work out for him going to army functions with him and alot more


Currently getting my hair done in good ol' river falls :) #goodtobeback


be the reason someone smiles today \ud83d\udc98


You can tell so much about someone by their phone case


@hunterfingbrown dude I'm serious. And bring rory.. And Andrew


@slamajamaa @tatehamblin that's what I was thinking \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


This whole new sleeping naked thing is great #cantstopwontstop


@kishsticks well now that's just fantastic. Congratulations sir. You just finished the Boise state upset of Oklahoma.


@ajberube NHL network replays NHL tonight until noon


It's not just something you take, it's given.


@RaelynJade congrats!!!!!! I'm so happy for you!!!!


I really miss you \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude14


@Sierradm10 wow you and Brennan are great for each other lol \ud83c\udf55\ud83c\udf54\ud83c\udf5f


Never wear a sombrero in a goofy fashion


I had a good dream last night. It sucked because I woke up and knew nothing like that would ever happen


One thing I wish I was old enough to have watched was AI play in Philly in the early 2000's. #CongratsAIonagreatcareer


@AbbyClanin22 I'll have the gnome kill you


I make moves, you gotta remember... dude you move like a beginner!


@Nicolas2321 I going to miss you guys :/


When your parents are at the CHIEFS GAME in a LUXURY BOX and get to go on the FIELD after the game and I'm sitting at my house not there?


@ShanequaDawn we should have our own tv show lmfao


Everyone is crazy about these music awards I'm over here like.. Let's watch last seasons supercross


It hasn't really hit me that Christmas is in 2 days.. how did this happen bc I don't get it


@Twerk_Summ gummie bears on the floor me:shit just got real......


@EColaiacovo @RaymondWWalter Let's just say I wasn't expecting to hear my name called to second anything and panicked a little.


Indians home opener and i have to fucking work shitty as fuck!


@B_Rabbs congrats buddy, well deserved. I'll be there next week. Remember our bet. #hershey bound


Jack Reacher reminds me a lot of myself!! Lol just saying


I'm not gonna be able to sleep again tonight... Shoot me please.


You make us need a drink! #OldManFreeman


@lil_gibbyboy @Timmy_Dayton @KingKobe27 @kevinbr76921269 @Mason_2210 Tomorrow boat ride/crater then mini golfing & sleepover at my place?


GODDAMMIT I JUST WANNA WATCH THE WALKING DEAD BEFORE THE NEW SEASON COMES


@forever609 I mean leaving is the safer choice


It still hasn't hit me that it's the last week of summer.................. Holy shit.


You can't tell me you don't want these to be your team show for the Drew University Rangers created by yours truly @OffTheGlass_11 @bmclghln


@bradyszuhaj hahahah seriously? I mean. I have the dye so. \n\nTHAT JUST MEANS YOU HAVE TO COME TO ORMOND FOR THE DAY HAHAHAAAA


@princessburrxo lol I love you boo bear! \ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc8b


I'm not even bothering with the post game. I'm waiting for a win. #Sabres


@C_Ballard304 better not be sarcasm\ue40e


@Nikki_Tomov @Careybaby09 hahaha I feel like it's been years since we too this but it's only been a few months!


Done bought us shots of moonshine @Kara_Brooke21 #lookout


@hollyxxschuur oh my god...\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude02 How do you remember that?!


Might actually run to the gym.... sike that hills to crazy


@RWunnecka love you hunny! I'm here if you need anything\ud83d\ude18


Considering bar hoping while sober tonight? Just to meet some new people.


@jenconservative \nOn ebay. \nIt's on the back of a card from the previous photo I tweeted.


I need a book to read that takes places in NYC! Obsessed! Any suggestions?


\ud83c\udfb6\youre all i ever wanteddddd\"\ud83c\udfb6"


Is it necessary to practically makeout with your significant other in the library?


TRUE game sneaks up on it's prey when they least expect...fools who underestimate are the best marks of all.


@scole_332 You know better than to use that word with me.


how do I feel so right by doing the wrong thing


Shoulda just slapped me in the face. Would've felt way better than that..


cant believe you just said that honestly


My parents gave the delivery boy $5 and a donut.....


@ladygaga SO FUCKING EXCITED TO SEE YOU TONIGHT!!!!


My dad texts me more than anyone else does. That should explain my social life #NonExistant


@PHG_Savage fret over it all if I get any or give any


@BlakeHughes5 they are 300 brand new and mine are brand new used a little in perfect condition. So 240 I'd say. Whatcha think,


I ran off and ran on to something that I swore was anything but beautiful. I only say that word for you.


I'm now refered to as \him\" in my household. Superb"


Remember to post \links\" to your LPU profile/Blogs :)"


@maysonderulo @kenIdoyou do you work Friday?


I'm mad how the Bank of America in Gville closed down.


Does anyone know do they have good deals for tanning in Albion? I just don't feel like driving all the way to Jackson to tan.


@mk_deighan MISS YOU MORE! Come stay for a weekend!!!


The day of fake Michigan and Michigan State fans is upon us


I got a picture with Squanto I feel famous


@ALISHAA_E you didn't sext me back \ud83d\ude14


Barely getting to talk to my boyfriend @Upper_Decker31 today<<<<


@HaleyThompson5 don't put two in the same cage! They eat each other .) #cyclopssmile


@MikalaHellickso I kinda worse that wrong oops!


I'll never fall for that ever again #lessonlearned


I have blisters from painting so much. Great.


I POOOOOP on that exam \ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9\ud83d\udca9


Kate and I freaking out after we saw the palace bc gossip girl


Imma put rogain in my butt crack n grow a stinky forest! Lmfao!!!!!


Still awake running a buddy home to tulsa


Someone meet me in the lobby after class?


My fave moments at the Metrodome are the @Twins winning the World Series in 1987 and 1991!!


@alyssaaa31 but sleeping is for the weak and I am strong\ud83d\udcaa


@MikaylaPyatt if you would of been there to hear my speech you would of understood it!


This is the earliest I've been at the gym in a while


me & jake just tweeted the same shit. #Creepy


@BDye3 I swear they're the same damn person lol I mix them up all the time


I can't stand rude kids. Seriously some parents need some parenting classes bc if they're kid was my age ida busted him in the mouth.


I hope I get my swing back before tomorrow. #hittingslump


@aryannahm when we Drive in your car.. ill put it on;)


@CheerGirl007 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 that's hilarious!! At least it's not her face... \ud83d\ude33 she not preeetty..


If everything you say in life is based on 140 characters, get off Twitter


Earliest I'm going to bed all summer now


Wouldn't it be the best damn day if everyone took time to breath #O.A.R.


This  one is for the ones who choose to be losers.


Kinda laugh when people ask me if I'm going to waterama... Like psh waterama comes to me


That did not just happen \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 never in my life \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @BamBamsGirl_


Why the hell would you ask if we can have our phones out?


Almost just face planted staring at Ryan Gosling's twin. Smooth.


You take too many selfies. It's fucking annoying.


@julianchickman @NativesThree @GregABedard @mattshea182 time for @Hasselbeck


Well, on the plus side, my skin on my ankle healed together and now it isn't a flap anymore. \u263a\ud83d\udc4c


@DanoBarkley34 @BoostedCeeBee what are you doin tonight?


Listening to @danohneal talk while he's playing black ops >>>


You're the reason for my smile \ud83d\ude0a\u2764\ud83d\udc4d


I just realized tomorrow is Wednesday... That's the last day of Summer.


One of those days when you read something very scary.  And very plausible. #conspiracy


@RQUINN619 @RealJasonMDavis @suew777 @cable_lady i think manuel is gonna be a huge steal for who gets him but buffalo wouldnt have the nut.


@PSFuckU that's exactly how I feel! like I get really nervous when I'm being recorded so I sound shitty lol


I haven't done shit in speech this whole week& Winston doesn't care #winning


It is literally the most stereotypical white girl moon ever out right now.


@expatbarbie was a log time till you all knew you were live...but it was good. You should do it more and with a panel of 4 or so.


@DopeCaleb well I wouldn't know because I'm too poor for that shit


The peppermint hippo? Those two words alone sound great but together they sound so filthy. #DateNight


If anyone wants to buy me an iPhone 4 charger from apple this Christmas it would be greatly appreciated \ud83d\ude0a


Thanks for an outstanding show @shoutingmatches  Some meat on them bones


Erin and I's dorm room is every RA's worst nightmare


@GoodGirl_Jade So, I went to sleep blind and you'll never guess what happened! Woke up.... BLIND! #crazy #missyou


Blessed to have gone to SC! It really is an awesome place!


I said, \I'm sick of always having kinks in my back.\"..my boyfriend says, \"you're getting old.\" #Hesright #boohoo"


Literally half asleep and off to the gym #dedication


Don't expect anything to happen anymore, if something's gonna happen just let it happen


@JAZZitup_98 I know. It's so sad. I think I might die. \ud83d\ude35


Nothings funnier than watching pregnant chicks getting shitfaced!


@philkcollen hey Phil! How's life? Just wanted to say I love ur guitars that u bring out n play:)


@AustinLueder haha no probs I've added almost everyone I've just gotta do it gradually so my account doesn't get suspended again haha


sausage and peppers ugh mom i love you \ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83c\uddee\ud83c\uddf9\ud83d\udc45


@NoahhMcloven omg yes! She is beautiful!!!


Watching a documentary for my Holocaust class. \ud83d\udc4d


I'm ready for some drinks right now! Lets make this happen!


@loveabby6987 I wishhhh! I've got my grandpa's funeral visitation today.


I'm going to build a tiny house this summer.


@FlyFry3 I know! It's crazy. He was always so nice too..you just never know about people


@MadelineKateCox thank you so much sweet girl! \ud83d\udc9c


I'm glad the neighborhood children are loud as sack


@Ashton_Mariee_ yeah it kinda sucks only being able to watch from the sidelines


All I do when I'm at my house is cook myself food


@aubpetrone you're so inspirational that's why


and my night manages to get ruined again


Got a little lost outside of Busch last night and ended up in a parking lot with a lot of nice cars..


@madddavey can't even listen to hammy on the buzzard with good sync to the tv because of those clowns. sucks


@TheLoneEgg @bayleeolds I dig it szubini


Awe it's carrie underwood wedding anniversary today \ud83d\udc91\ud83d\udc70


Its so much to do with this off weekend pass Columbia, S.C.


People come and go on your life, and the right ones will always stay


@AnthonyStalter I agree, said the same thing yesterday.


Talking to you was the best and worst thing I've done in a while.


@maddylanier ..come on Maddy. Just cause they didn't win it last year doesn't mean they're going back


I miss having 5am swim practices. It sucked waking up that early, but it's the best feeling finishing them.


@BellaDillon they are at least trying to get in shape. They are trying. Tall ass people shouldn't wear heels, and yet....


Do you ever just get and just fail in the floor. I do every day


@KendraRichards I don't get her WOW factor.


@bubblezandbitzz haha it's Christmas break. \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


@ashleeworsham do something with your Bibble today, yes?? \ud83d\ude07 \ud83d\udc4c #StayStrong


Sometimes a bad boy can be good for a girl \ud83d\ude08\ud83d\ude07


I can't wait to be out of Ohio and away from all the bullshit for six days.


@yaknowshammy24 bec we haven't talked :(


Getting this gym membership is probably the greatest decision of my life


@ChrisVannini sounds like that means they believe MSU is more likely to go over 8.5 than UM is? Or am I reading that backwards?


I look so different outside of school...


Watching 10 things I hate about you and relaxing. Life is good at this moment.


@thatslindsey this is my life exactly to a tee.


@MeganTrunzo OMG. WHERE CAN I GET ONE. IT'S SO GORGEOUS .


@HannahAshline we need to perform like a proo tonightt! #reboundbackk


@malemeline once you jump off a cliff you will be a flyer..


I hope my parents pay for the NFL Sunday Ticket this year!


@chasethomas12 all i saw was hit last swing. Not lookin to sharp. Hopefully Braun can do something here


@CatherineDawn13 I thought I was the only person on the world that loves that song still \ud83d\ude0d Wheatus


AND I have a full tank of gas.. Rare things happening today


Is it acceptable to wear UGGs yet?\ud83d\ude12


This is the hardest thing to go thru. I've always wondered what and how the conversation would be. Ughhhh


Someone is going to get seriously injured in this series #Pacers #Heat


really hope Braxton didn't join team ACL


@Mak_Attack12 SCORE!!!! I EXPECT NO MORE BRAID DAYS WHEN I DRIVE


@aiirx21 best friends forever baby \ud83d\udc9c


@aaniforos stop I love you\ud83d\udc9e you're too nice thanks buddy\ud83d\ude48


Going to bed at 2am was a terrible choice #strugglecity


@Scarlson29 25 man team. Just like it should be, next in line picks up teammate


Sure did just get asked that \ud83d\ude2f


I can't get over how much I love my cast. I don't want to leave them :( #family


Did y'all know that when someone blocks you on twitter you can still see their tweets?


Stop tweeting about me! When your at my house! It's rude.


Plans are ruined for the night, that's pretty freakin sweet


@p_mancusso rehab In the cellar it Lower then low!


They need to keep Twitter, and make a SubTwitter for all the douchbag subtweeters.


@ChriistianJones if they're over 60 then you can't be mean to them


If @chandler_rigdon does not answer me I'm going to come kick her door down!


Adam deleted his tweet because I judged him \ud83d\ude02


About getting killed by crazy bitches last night<<


No one understands how much I dread this surgery


I cant believe this is happening to me again.


Blue Mountain Cigars sales going well. Make sure you ask for them. If your store does not have them let me know and we will fix the problem


Tough break for Tiger, perfect placement just had to much on it. Luckily it's only Friday


I wish I could subtweet people that I don't love.


@FriendlessKent omg that asst DA said the exact same thing!! He said the bville group is good but republic bunch isn't!! I think...right?


I don't think I've played my guitar as much as I have today in years! \ud83c\udfb8\ud83c\udfb6


Meet my two fingers. Inteo-deuces. \u270c


@HaleyyMichelle its so good, and caramel brownie sunday ice cream is the best ever


cant believe you just said that honestly


You're doing something right \u263a\ufe0f


@P0TUS Saints walk among us. Mandela was one of them. The world has been blessed by his presence.


@brianZ_15 @BeautifullyMe28 I've had better.....


\u201c@UberFacts: Mosquitoes are more attracted to men, pregnant women, and people who have been drinking.\u201d @neilboy05 it all makes sense now.


@R_Painter_ I'm coming in a few I better get the hook up


Just ate swell with my brother,  soon goin home @chipotle


@drgeoffsherman looks like you had quite a game tonight. Not so good for us.


Ever watched the sun go down from the bed of a pick up truck? Ever been so into somebody you're still laying there when it comes back up?


Its the perfect temperature out right now \u2600\ufe0f


Or says he changed but still continues to cheat on every girlfriend. You can't just fall into a girls vagina. Doesn't work that way.


@Magnolia5k is there a course map anywhere?


@merelymeryl pretty sure same.  Meryl deserves it though :)


People talk bad about you. What are you going to do about it? Nothing, nothing at all. Because those who talk bad will get bitten in the ass


Feeling so fucking alone and confused....


Someone has to bring me Betos it's an emergency.


@Rawesomeee what's that website u send in for canvas?


@chloebgiven21 I have never cried when someone moved


@BulletGatsby Because I love snow. \u2744\ufe0f\u26c4\ufe0f Why is that so difficult for you to understand?


@carlydees13019 @tylerwest9 hahaha this isn't funny I'm sorry. What did they do with it though?


@brandieboose it was nice seeing you tonight


@EvansJenna u ain't got time to b all jealous over some nice skin little lady. \ud83d\ude06


My mom said I didn't have to come in today but I was like no I want to. Now I'm like \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udd2b


Bright Eyes is probably my very favorite band in the history of ever.


So uh anyone have any good Netflix movies idea


I hate Resnet probably more than anything


@Aphilpott_22 yes Zir! I really think they might do it bro


@Maui_Wallie maybe ill look when i get home


Constantly reminded that I'm unattractive \ud83d\ude14


Finally at the hotel. Now time to get ready to see my love @ilovetmills :D


I don't think I'm going back to Oklahoma. #loveithere


Got high and laid under the stars. Damn this kid is smooth.


listening to @Kevin_Gates should make my night the least bit better\ud83d\udc4c


S/O to the lovely people at greystone day who put the championship game at 8 o clock on new years eve.


WOW OF COURSE OUR SONGS ON\u263a\ufe0f\ud83d\udd2b


@nicolematich If it makes u feel better my #run yesterday and today were tough ones :(


While people are at da pool im gonna roast at the cad


Seeing all of these \ready for school\" tweets makes me sick"


I'm going to say that our generation of grandchildren will all have tattoos..


@_Michael_23 you can't get a ride from someone. Or take the bus ?


dreading commuting to IUP for the next month ....


Curling into a ball until Jordan gets off then going to his house to curl into a ball.


So I feel like if I picked up where it's at rn on tv id miss a bunch and ruin it sooo I don't watch it till it goes on Netflix


@LarryABall it's going at the speed if light my friend, I'm just trying to keep up. How bout you, you've been quiet.


Why do we say our phones die? Like they're actually just sleeping because they come back to life again. Just sayin


@Muh_ryyMoore looks like we are getting married, I just bought it


It's sad when someone sneezes and nobody says bless you


How I'm going to get back on a school sleep schedule come tomorrow is beyond me.


@sl_klopp The best. But the teacher is simply a conduit to the students true potential.


@breannaunger Was there earlier. Almost got one!


I finally have Pandora back, thanks to @haleycaitlinnn <3


Oh god! I just tweeted lol to someone, prolly gonna get in trouble again lol jk


People that wear ankle socks with Sperrys <<<


I'm so fucked...why does this happen to me??!


I have this compulsive need to eat every second of the day.


one of the main reasons I'm team iPhone is because of emojiis


Leach with the TD earlier and a nice block to set up the second one.. Having himself a good game


@Matt_lip @NKovacs_10 @magsterrxd wait who's the girl in this


Heard someone today say they don't like downtown. That's sad,  because I LOVE downtown, big cities, theatre and sidewalks!!! #citygirl #fb


Your opinion is not valued above anyone else's some people can't seem to grasp that.


After this test its about to be gta all day #onemorehour


Watching the new Footloose movie...it's pretty good


@MarkBTowler Hi Mark, I deleted it since I set out to go earlier in the day well before the tragic events of today.


@MatthewKraftsow haha I know I just had a Michael moment


There's never a right time to say goodbye.


@Misiewicz21 @ShelbyFoit born in Florida is pretty southern buddy ;)


@McclainArika yeah? What is this life you were living.


@Randi2011 @KenzshWAISTY yeah uhhh where did you get them?!


Shotguns handguns louder than a band drum


@clantz8895 @thecolthansen Kobe is the most ageless player in NBA history. He'll be good til he's 40


@brettbrett23 I'm off work today...you should come up and enjoy the games


Smoke rolling down from the mountains. Getting the whole valley high.


i love when boys call their mothers \mummy\" sorry I'm weird but it's cute"


@_Cj_Cunningham yes \ud83d\ude02 I ran to @Manfa88 's house from lakeside


@Mengus22 because wives list is not the same as wife's list. Almost too early but have coffee in hand and I see what you did there.


Weirdest places are always in the middle of nowhere. The food smells wonderful though!


@kobebryant when you gonna tweet me back kobe?!? #countonkobe


I think that Mrs. Young hates this class.


@laurenbernick this is the most incredible day of my life #KiraGoesToCollege


@EBromstedtttt those are just my family I'm not done lol


@Sc0ttyMcCreery I know they are adorable


My best friends are guys\u2026 face it us girls are drama /:


Going to school is much easier when you know you have a game right after


About to fight this bitch at jimmy johns.. #LookAway #ItsRudeToStare


No work for the next two days.. I might go insane being home \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude16


@Olberding3 straight up. @thekarsonmay you interested?


I wonder if @Megha_Million is coming over today, and if so would she like to help me order my books for school \ud83d\ude01


@crow_50 you are best goalie ever and my favorite NHL player!!! Want you back on the ice ASAP! Go Hawks!


Came home from basketball... So tired but have to stay up for a livestream... If u talked to me today then u know what i mean.


Getting stung by bees at 530 in the morning is completely normal.. Wtf


Waking up and not remembering your night #mustabeengood


Pretty Little Liars!! \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c


I could pry go for some hot tubbing but idk


It is so hard to continue smiling when all I want to do is cry..\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude22


@runwiththedogs lol we planned a weekend around that one. May be a plain clothes weekend lol. #bagface


It was just the spray cheese. Nothing exploded. @AllisonHaley4


@michaelianblack what about the game \perfection\""


Just watching @MorgCook in the Hunger Games...


@SaraCullers well that's good to know! And my fatass didn't eat it all by myself. Lol


@MrSeanGall  Wtf how many people are coming to this


pardon me, pardon me, I'll never be be the same


@kirstie_hans just know who was the one that would've done anything for you.


I really want to watch my boyfriend Zac Efron in 17 Again right now, I miss him. \ud83d\udc6b\ud83d\udc94


Don't open my snapchat and then not respond I will be mad.


Worms worms worm worms \ud83d\ude37\ud83d\ude16


@notaxation a sad day indeed if true. You are truly missing out not seeing them live.


happiest girl right now, found my strapless bra I've been missing for 4 months!!


@VoyboyLoL Hey Voyboy. Big fan of yours and love watching your streams! Always do something funny and you give lots of great advice! Thanks!


This Craigslist ad says \charming 3 bedroom house\" how can a house be charming?"


You can plan for a change in weather and time, but I never planned on you changing your mind


Because when you love someone you love everything about them, even the things you don't wanna love.


Playing this thursday at The End ! hoping @waynecoyne can come out while hes in nashville!


Damn , this pregnancy sickness is getting the best of me today :( can't even eat. Ugh hope I feel better soon


The braves are showing their inexperience in the post season. This is this is embarrassing


Its not called being concerned if its on the Twitter feed.


@MrRPMurphy what college did you go to bc that stuff doesn't happen in my dorm jwjw


@indoPANDA doing low carb do you feel lack of a pump or lactic acid soreness during your workout?


If I had tygas voice I'd just rap to myself all day , his voice is too sexy


@brettacoopah because pretzels are delicious


@PlaylistLIVE you need to invite @BoyleBrothers There amazing!! EVERYONE OF THEM @Jesse_Boyle @Jeffrey_Boyle @Jared__Boyle @JakeBoyle2 !!!!!


I just want this better, I don't need this right now..


@nicolevaughn2 @aliiiitaylor please please!!! I miss you :(((


Even if it wasn't somebody that goes to my school. Ask me in a cute way, and ill take you to my prom. Haha.


@mkvodopich come open the back door please


my babysitting kid just surprised me with coffee. hell yeah. \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c\u2615


@kinsmm1 so I hear our proms are the same day... At the same place...#Weird


QUIT DOING TBH'S YOU FAGS IT'S LITERALLY THE GAYEST SHIT EVER JUST STOP GODDAMM


I'm glad that they like me :). It made my day so much better :)))))


The best time to plant a tree was 20 years ago. The second best time is now.


I feel like pretty little liars is a wanna be desperate house wives


\ud83d\ude4f4 DAYS OF HELL LEFT\ud83d\ude4f


Damn it felt good playing ball again even tho i sucked dick


I delete all my conversational tweets. #isthatweird


\Wow failed this benchmark....so this is what it's like to feel like Lindsay\" - @Oh__Sweet"


That was the worst football game I've ever seen and Vandy deserved to lose. Congrats to Tennessee. Just pitiful.


@hgheather more then welcome hope you have a great CHRISTMAS


@Taylor_McCahan you should be \ud83d\ude0a


@jqmaldonado he said bww in Ch then maybe irvine. Wahh you will have fun either way but if I were you I'd go with bobby


3.5 miles never felt so good #run \ud83d\udcaa\ud83d\ude2c


I can't believe tomorrow will be Christmas Eve. This is insane. This year has flown by so fast.


Anatomy final, work, and then finally SLEEP.


Work at midnight for Black Friday, bring on the coffee \u2615\ufe0f


You can only play the Cupid Shuffle so many times!!!!!!


@AdamJLeBlanc hahah never saw you lol #inthezone\ud83d\ude33


Commin home from church and seeing you get to go catch chickens that found a way our if their lot<<<<


You're just jealous of my singing capability.


@LibbyMooney uhhhhh come see me soooooon \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


When the cat shits in the litter box and stinks up the whole place< lol


I could give a tittie-faq less right meow


@sara_hurd ice cold red Gatorade sounds good right now!


@BoyoBenny Hell yeah nigga, straight strokin them EPP's.


@EEKinnee Evan you okay? Talk to me... Hahaha


I would love to join the Peace Corps one day.


if it could just stop raining for like 5 mins so I could take my dog out without getting soaked, that would be nice\ud83d\ude4f


my parents actually approve and love the tattoo I'm getting! #surprised \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0a


@Kyle_Michael07 why am I up 5 now? I'm earning points by doing nothing. Sweet


@FuckinWithReub what about pot marinated in alcohol?


So many clothes and no where for them to go after June \ud83c\udd97\ud83c\udd92


@brady_kness I was on E leaving work in Clinton and the 3 gas stations I would go to we're closed lol


Just read my first full recreational book in years & I finished it in two days & let me tell you it was the saddest piece of literature ever


Lizzie knows when the jewelry comes off, shit gets real.


@tvd10fan Thanks for sending the link. I couldn't' t find it . Wow the interviewer was out of line. But Ian handled it great. So did Jomo.


Thank god for baseball tonight. \ud83d\ude0e


@k_kitz32 @utley2015 @LanceThompson27 #prevtweet


I hope there's a storm tonight! \u2614\u26a1


@ActiveStick_44 What are you majoring in? Also you rock!


Every walk to my car includes a prayer to the gods of snow that there is not frost on my windshield #theydontlikeme


@knipp12 I'm not sure. I'm recruiting a couple guys to play to make sure we have enough.


#DearFutureHusband don't annoy me, I won't annoy you... Simple enough. \ud83d\udc4d #LoveYa \ud83d\ude48


I've already pooped blood vessels in my eyes from coughing and puking so much.


I'm shivering but I'm so fucking hot... Dude I hate being sick.


@JaredBraswell me too... AHHHH NO WAY!! Bloody hell I've not watched them in years. 1, 2, or 3?


@Cravecase3 the Lizzie McGuire movie soundtrack was wayyyyy better


@BigBlueCountry1 of course they are haha. Fine lyrics


@ShavonneRilea's dogs are so annoying and whiney


Avery is in horse camp this week so of course I have 167 photos to edit/post. PITY ME. Because tomorrow is saddle day. Today was bareback!


Ohhhhh @redbull how I love you\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc9a\u2764\ufe0f


@Keegman98 @bradyfister @lesviagomez21 @LifeAsBros have you listened to both LP's?


Tis the season for wallets stuffed with gift cards!


Best feeling in the world - having a kitten sleep in your cleavage


@zak_bagans Awww... if I were closer... and didn't have 3 adopted dogs already... he's adorable!


Wish I had a twin for tomorrow\ud83d\ude01


watching a Christmas story is a family tradition in my family (:


@gswscribe This warriors team is missing small pieces not D12. Lakers fans said the same things. Look where it got them 73-9?


#1DDayLive @piersmorgan what's the most embarrassing thing Louis has ever done?


Wouldn't it be funny if JPM won one of these last races #NASCAR


Dicks were in every conversation in the car today.


Shout out to @KDeCoux @arndt_kylee @LibbyHafstad and @slickmike69 for coming to the alum game!


We've all been lied to, we've all been liars. #garyallan #countrymusic \ud83c\udfb6


@88zinker me to. Turn 3 . Nice when its live


This Christmas, I'm thankful for a new Barry Gibb Talk Show segment.


three days with two or three hours of sleep.


What I really feel right now, nobody understands.


Andy's been napping forever...there's something wrong with this situation


Some people you meet are like clouds, once you make them disappear it becomes a brighter day


@baxterberliner lol that's the product of facebooking and driving. Oops!


@Pure_Cocaine_ @kenneeth_12 best fucking song ever


@tyesoflyy @KidAngelXO that's an occasional thing along with bath salts woooow I trip hard af


I don't know about you. But I'm ready to sleep in tomorrow. #Snowmageddon #snowpocalypse2013


You know what is awesome, old fucks literally having a 15 minute phone conversation in the quiet section of the library #getfucked


At least I will be able to walk around naked all the time


Gabby Griffin is up all night to get lucky. @gabby_griffin


I wish every night of my summer could be like last night.. \ud83d\udc4c


@JRod_Prather5 @rheaes_ there's nothing left to finish! Haha it was finished a long time ago darlings!! Let it ride! More fun that way!


Haven't opened my bookbag all break and I'm sure not gonna open it now #ohwell


Everyone come to the Red Land game tonight 8:45 @ twin ponds east.


I mean I guess it's expected by now. Hello bed \ud83d\ude34 night \u270c


Cause in the daylight, anywhere feels like home.


I don't know what I did wrong and that kills me inside.


I'm the person that sneaks food during grace


@maggieeeesawyer no i am! Shes a raccoon


@A_DeLuca17 @VinnyGhollatme hahahaha didn't even think about it. I think I meant to say how big a difference it makes. Idk lol


Didn't plug my meter. Judging by how the weeks going, I will most likely get a ticket. #TGIF


One day left of my freshman year \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f #Finally #Sophmore


And only cause I learned it in every other science and psychology class I've ever taken.


FAGGET named Dominick trying to tweet and fight like a girl Kill your self


@ThemAeroProbz when someone tries to use an all access pass from American Eagle...


My hands are bleeding and I'm covered in white stuff #waitwhat


Best Friday night ever! #DateNight #FamilyNight


@Simar_KaurD or he just wants to get in your pants


@CTefteller @xoalissa_anne @baileyrhodes12  truuuuuuu


I think I sleep eat... \nThis morning I woke up next to 2 packs of fruit snacks. I never left my bed last night.


@alitomasic kind of made out with @piercethevic


Huge people who stand right in front of the food counter in the pub... #really???


Why do I so this to myself ? Always set myself up for Failure


I think the third bottle of wine last night was a bit excessive @Allhailstjohn


@Samuel_Wolfiejr we could meet up. I've got a couple guys coming with so if you want you can car pool with me


@032_tyler @iaustinstepp he's so dumb Tyler


@MFowler3 Mitch you may be the only guy that can make me laugh while I work this 18 hour shift


#thingsiwillteachmychild how to fuck a bitch good #haha


@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))


@EDiddy88 you are giving me a complex now....


It was nice to stop in wahp Again and see @KenbenParker @Vince_VanGogh @Number_One_Pick :)


How about a not go to college and say I did


Awkward marathon? I think so!!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Ever have the temptation to miss someone so much that you know it's bad for you?


@fsmikey and the return of THE WALKING DEAD!!


@alyssae05 I've never watched it I always try and I get too scared. But I'm watching it right now!


I'm probably gonna have to go some damage control tomorrow #whatevs


I used to say it wasn't true , but some girls really do look better in person


I met and was held by Alec Baldwin and Kim Basinger as a toddler. In a Japanese restaurant. So, I'm clearly destined for fame.


Me and lil Wayne are the exact same hight and weight.


@MeganAshleyx haha! Next Sunday for sure \u2764 I like it there!! #FunTimes


At least I attempted to make truths. #ohwell


@Mbtazzers oooohhh thats right!! you told me that


@zaynmalik my best friend is made at me. And I really don't want to lose our friendship. Do you think you can tweet her how sorry I am? \ud83d\ude22


@AshtynnnPool TEXT ME RIGHT NOW. I have to ask you something!


So much wrapping and baking I have left to do, but I still haven't moved from my bed. \ud83d\ude1b #fivemoreminutes


I'm just now waking up, ugh. I feel like I lost the whole day.


The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there, is me.


throwback to when i went to islippppp lolll


I've sneezed at least 100 times today, I think I'm getting sick. hahaha @LindseyEverson1


@vanessa_onc My son didn't sleep through the night unt he was 3.  I expect this.  Cosleeping helps a bit.


She got so emotional omg miley is queen #AMAs


OH MY GOD. YOU HAVE GOT TO BE KIDDING ME


@mwylie07 we need to have a chat about Boyce! #collegesearching


To think that I will be making about $150 a day blows my mind. I make $150 in a week a Better Val-U. Big changes are coming my way-horoscope


#Tenliberal commandments  Get indoctrinated, get your media credentials, and prop up a career academic who knows nothing about the economy


@MissSchwab422 can your new nickname be DUBSTEP HUNNY?!


@MindyGatrell I'll bring you some tomorrow! I made a lot :)


@justinxwalters @connorxharg kids and there record players these days


Dear god, @HonestToddler is the greatest ever. Sorry about your ice cream, lil buddy.


@meganmarconyak have you been to @ATRRVA ...American tap room yet?


@BrittneyBowling @trujillowill @slavefeet13 thanks means more than you think .


@Tiff_Franco welcome\ud83d\ude18 have a fantastic day! I won't be there in 6th hour


I'm pretty sure the saying is April SHOWERS bring May flowers; Not April downpours mixed with hail and wind. Get it right mother nature. \ud83d\ude12\u2614


@x_annasophia then come to the rock of your ancestors


Totally amazed at how well this town came together to help all the kids for Christmas.  I love helping people, makes me smile to see smiles.


@KKSOsafe @AngelaMaiers what about corporations soliciting youth?


@fucktyler why'd you fucking release goblin? fuck you. i hate you, you ruined my fucking life omg stop playing bimmer, ifhy so bad. god byex


i thought for once i wouldn't have to feel guilty for wanting what i want. but without fail, i always do.


Dead ass phone from All these group messages


After it's all said and done you find out who your friends are.


My boss now thinks I'm lying to myself when I say I'm straight


I can't believe it's already December! Time goes by so fast!


Why is middle of the night tv better than morning tv it really sucks!!!!!


@live_love_Carly it's adorable tho!\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Boys are just as bad when it comes to drama as girls.\nI swear to god.


@MarMar520 heyyyy. Text me. 540-471-7792


I cringe when girls say they want to go into the medical field and they have no common sense or desire to help people. #scarey


The word is \easy\" LOOK IT UP! And you'll see a picture of that piece of trash rid in' 'round in your pickup truck!"


Like I'm so happy. That was so nice. \ud83d\udc95


@QuinnFugate @KatelynGollaher I was in the car for those 5 sec to McDonalds, my life flashed before my eyes.


@SithLordArn I made it about halfway through the movie. I'm going to play Soul Calibur now and watch the rest tomorrow.


If I don't sleep now, I'll never wake up tmrw morning for class.


Back at the house after a nice motorcycle  ride, time for a cold Leinenkugel & a little relaxation before calling it a night...


Ugh why the fuck did I wake up so early?


@TurnerKasey Awwww! I always love seeing you! \ud83d\ude01\u2764\u2764\u2764


I'm so excited for college it's indescribable


Bama vs Auburn game tonight is so bad. They should both be moved to Upward.


@SamNewmann when do we have to be at the field?


The moment you stop being so desperate, you'll get what you deserve.


When there's not an svu marathon on tv my whole day feels incomplete


My judgement has been way off today..ran into so many things


Make the best of what you have when you have it because you never know when it might be gone.


It's not like the Redskins are paying me or something..


@N_Walsh34 yeah that sounds about right haha I just came to the conclusion ill never be good at it


#MyWeakness McDonald's chicken nuggets. McDonald's #8 meal. McDonald's fries. & McDonald's sweet chili \ud83d\ude0d


@TommyDeeTKB @Delblogo  Novak/brewer for Dudley may improve that area though.  Brewer is mia and Novak is inconsistent.


Hopes @kennedydnae78 is happy now that i sent her an invitation....


@ashleey_brianna i thought you were friends with her?


@badamczyk5 how was that run this morning?


I hate when I close my tumblr app and lose my place in my feed \ud83d\ude24


Eating my weight in sushi last night may have been a mistake. Feeling rough


if only i didn't have all of my core classes today and i could've stayed home :(


@Nicholaspkirby @reds_bengals513 They'd probably want a little more if they're taking on all of Phillips' deal.


@Reick_613 the  act of appropriating the literary composition of another author as his or her own work, @foledelphia


I wish @MeganDabondanza brought us Nutella sandwiches again like yesterday \ud83d\ude0b


@_taylor_warner lol im going with that one girl from algonac;) hahaha


@JESSIEmacburney I don't want to come home :(


I got my shit together. Get yours together then subtweet me. \ud83d\udc4c


I will take your dollar even if its change


One of the coolest things you could possibly do with one of your brothers. So many memories made here and a season left to make some more.


Taking on math class without my main squeezes @ToniJoBraun @BrackNasty_48 ...this'll be rough..\ud83d\ude30\ud83d\ude16 #fml slackers #saveme


Not wanting to drink my calories vs. taking the edge of this day... DECISIONS.


My hair looks fucking delightful right meow


Life is either a daring adventure or nothing. #LiveItUp #HellenKeller


Also in my dream I was secretly texting Bryant and trying to hide it from Jack lol.


Hey guys remember the time someone threw an egg at my head and I smelled like eggs for a week. Yeah I sure as shit do.


Red Bull right hand coffee left hand. What I get for staying up all night and coming to work. Two more hours.


Welllllll, another day of work, I would love if any of you stopped by \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


Someone needs to come cuddle under a warm blanket with me all night


I hate fairs .. they make me puke to many Spinneeeey rides and filthy Mexicans and people #SorryNotSorry


@amysgucci makes my life a little better \ud83d\ude18


What does Notre Dame and a sand castle have in common?


@DunnDeal4 way to go joe!! You guys all did great! @cruzcontrol_11


@TheIrateFOX Ironically, where I'm from it's the opposite. Moving to the UK is easy, cheaper, faster.


Feeling like I'm still living in the past \ud83d\udc4e


This is the latest I've stayed up in a minute.


I wanna see the way you move for me, baby. \ud83c\udfb6


@claudinaxo28 whereeeee, the one I had at Macy's was soooo long


I think I'm gonna clean my room. So damn bored


That was probably the best nap I have ever had in my life\ud83d\udc4c


I feel like I got hit by the Black Plague #notagoodtime


Promise if you combine @B_Cautious901 + @CAMaflauger swag you might get half of nine


Where it's nice and warm..... \ud83d\ude0a


Rolled my ankle so bad at soccer \ud83d\ude29


People who are stuck in the past<<< #moveon


@LilJen2013 @Tberg2 @TheCheddarBob @BM_Bryson #DrinkDrankDrunk


Shoutout to my dad for being a boss ass sharpshooter and navigator for the U.S. Marine Corps.


@beth_lovee Hey, what movie did you do for mrs devines extra credit and also what do we have to talk about in the essay? Thank you \ud83d\ude0a


S/o to Kay Kay for packing my lunch\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\ude02


Wind 0.0 mph NE. Barometer 29.92 in, Steady. Temperature 89.8 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.01 in. Humidity 20%


@jack_johnson97 @DevLittleMan @THE_ChrisSentle @Matt_Yopko hey devin \ud83d\udc4d thumbs up to you to


@gimmesomelovins I love you period end of story


The largest Sheraton hotel is located in Macau!  Have you ever thought of visiting China?


@patmuldowney I am exhausted, very little sleep last night. I think I am going to have to give in to my pillow's demands.


This waking up when it's dark thing is really not working for me


\u201c@Leifels122: If a girl can bait her own hook and reads her bible every night you better wife her up!\u201d \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 I'm dying!! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@scottlevesque beating up kessel is ok.. but I still stay with my position of our earlier discussion.  :-)


Iike before I could go get bailey I had wash floors and do dishes and throw away two HUGE industrial sized garbage bags of beer cans


On a second note going through the roundabout in Brighton without @gabby_brewer and @BreannaKSmith is terrifying \ud83d\ude33


Too bad we don't have a first round draft pick #thanksRG3


sorry mom being grounded doesn't really got into my schedule


Said It Best Them Leos Drive Him Krazyyyyy @tyrese


@c_FREZZ @stephdstair @dalanahlynn wish I could watch it with you guys \ud83d\ude22


@HaydenWiegel omg you have twitter. Best day ever.


IS THERE SERIOUSLY NOTHING GOING ON TONIGHT?!


@KolbySabat it's actually my least favorite holiday and people get offended when I say that \ud83d\ude02 I just don't see the big deal!


I have no respect for any guy that hits a woman #EVER


My Instagram likes are far behind average thanks to Paul Lamb


I forgot to get my dad a Father's Day gift \ud83d\ude31 #worstdaughteraward


I believe I've experienced multiple seizures today from everybody's 2013 collages on Instagram.


I wish I had different father, my dad turned me into such an asshole.


I really am so broken inside. I can't live with the fact that something so real ended so fast..


Ok people, I really don't think panera's parking lot is the place to park and make out. But maybe that's just me.


That was the best tweet I've seen all day


#LyricsThatNeedToBeShouted MOVE BITCH GET OUT THE WAY.


So much to be done by tomorrow \ud83d\ude48 mayday mayday


@erikaaanicole please just kill me\ud83d\ude2b


Friday needs to be here. I just want to be with my boyfriend.


Supposedly I'm on a 24 hour ban from rap music and @Andraumeda ....yeah right. \ud83d\ude08


I seriously want some Peking right now. Like this is not okay.


Excited for our game Wednesday. \ud83d\udc4d\u26bd


@DbackFans McCutchen isn't on a large market team, take him off the Pirates and they're in the same boat as the D-Backs out of the playoffs


@mvarre it's going great! Michigan is winning!


@mikaylaarosee I could not imagine a better day.


One more hour \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01 \ud83d\udc99\u2764


And I'm already catching a buzz. \ud83d\ude18


@Randy_Esaw is going to be mad at about tonight


I can't deal with Chanel West Coast. But at least Ken Block is on this episode \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0f


You're Pathetic.. I don't even know how you do that.?


@Brodayy doesn't that happen every time you \work\" ha"


@JAD_023 @3rin_h0w hahhhhhhhhhahaahahahahaahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahhahahaha oh god stop please hahahhahaahaha please omg \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


The Patrick Henry Patriots have made the state playoffs every single year since the New England Patriots won their first Super Bowl #Random


I'm just gonna hold my dog and hope I can find something to make me laugh.


I don't even know what to do with 2 iPads.


My last tweet ignore I just want him back..:(


@SkinWade how is Indiana still in this game?! #sloppy


I just spent the last 15 minutes looking at my past tweets and all I can say is I'm freaking hilarious. And I like SVU. A lot.


@StephanieRaylee is it bad that I'm out of the loop on this but have a very good idea who your talking about haha


That nap was just a tease \ud83d\ude34\ud83d\ude34


Filled with His goodness, lost in His love.


To all of you who were watching VH1... I was on it. XD


Why do the freshman hate us 7th graders what did we ever do to you!! Just wondering?!


One of our residents went to a psych ward\ud83d\ude28


when I graduate I'm moving and tagging people what I think about them. luckily most are gonna be good


@BeckyyyLeee thanks for being there for me through everything (Ups & Downs) im glad I have you in my life. Your all I ever wanted. \r#LoveYou


@A_HERC @daaSHERMANator I do it in a way where I'm making fun of you


@MissJurewicz @xxxtinaa_ absolutely I agree with Kristina


@Raini_Rodriguez This is so great! I love the show. Y'all are all so talented and I can't wait to see what happens next!


My body is so sore like I hate to even move .


It's official first year of the Tplatt open today at arrowhead @PlainPlatt @EasyDreezy @AlbersCody


Just learned on Sesame Street that a flashlight is considered a tool, but what about a fleshlight? @ChuckPhuck


WHEN WILL PEOPLE UNDERSTAND THEY DONT HAVE TO TAG SOMEONE IN THEIR COMMENT IF IT'S THE PERSON'S PICTURE ON INSTAGRAM


someone take me to sweet frog, shopping, then out to eat. :*


Off to Pittsburgh \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\udc6f


@TICKLEmeSHELDO \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 you have no idea lol I can almost grow a full beard


@getunreal was very skeptical of this. Tried it. It's better than the name brands. Can't believe it, but I'm sold. I will tell everyone.


Everyone single is gonna complain about not having a relationship and everyone in one is going to brag about theirs. Get over it.


My Ambitionz az a ridah \ud83d\ude0a ...


When my cousin calls @mni_1997 Mattie >>> \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Well, I guess I'd better get up...not that I wanna go to work today.


Golden Corral & Monsters University 3D tonight with the fam. beach all day tomorrow. should be a decent weekend.


And they wonder why our society is the way it is. What kind of crap music just came out if that car loud enough for everyone to hear. #FB


if holy water is from Jesus, vodka must be from satan.


I'm not even happy it's payday tomorrow.


I'm having fun designing my website, but it's also such a pain...


@rockme_ImaDavis @Ieich26 I wish \ud83d\ude14


@dshep347 as ready as i'll ever be. if you're in the audience, i'll sing right to you!


er, Piggy shoved his way through toppled furniture and scrambling patrons. He made it to the door.


Why can't my tv mute Gruden? He needs to shut his Bear hole, we get it, you hate the #Cowboys


@normstricklin Man, I wish I would've gotten on twitter sooner cuz I finally just saw your awesome tweet. Miss you dude!!


Learned from what I been through! \u00b0\u00b0\u2606


@GRVerschoor Like seriously they need to monitor those things, you could put anything in them without someone knowing!


Watching Tarzan, oh my god how excited I am right now \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@jharrison9292 when r u coming to Cincy?


At my moms home alone \ud83d\ude48 someone hit me up


@sharon_massie22 we need to hangout asap\u263a


@the_govner_UK Haha can't I be kind everyone and a while towards you? Believe me I know how sunburns are


My aunt told me to wear a dress tomorrow. PROBABLY not.


@Kays2Clutch I'm picking al up from school and we are going to the mall.. Come?!


I still don't know how I'm gonna get over this. It was my wildest dream come true. The thing I wished for, just hours before. And now that


Wine night tonight roomies? @Nicole_Fricke @Brooke_Wise @BeccaSukola #classy \ud83c\udf77


@TheMikeBagley Thanks for the great videos.


Very inconsistent on what is and what isn't being called!


Louisville has by far the best year of college athletics EVER and get no love... Smh


@k_califato81 oh ok so did u hear who laurels new coach is


Now that I might get my license tomorrow I can't even focus on homework or anything


@packers360 now Jeremy Ross just ran back another. So lions up again.


Then I got Steve a year later\ud83d\udc28


Bought my Old Style Beer from the Legendary, Rocco Caputo at the #cubs game


Today has prob been the biggest joke of my life. I can't even see straight.


Florida A&M coaches are wearing sweatpants.


Needed to release some bottled up thoughts bc I was being nice


@Bison_lwtCoach Good luck in the finals!


@ABJane What is something you're better at that most other people you know? #TMITuesday


@PaulBiancardi @ReggieRankin Gary Trent was a great player. I remember him and Geno Ford coming to Rupp in the 90's! #CATS


This might be tiredness talking but i think @BeckaCruce looks like the black haired taylor swift in you belong with me. #justathought


I am soo OCD about my hair. It never looks right to me..


Time to really get motivated. #lastminuteweddingplans


I can change your world baby. Just sit back and watch.


legit drove around the gym parking lot for 10 minutes


I hate more people this year than last year


@_Carlyfornia i have spanish and chorus:)


@bbrianamarie IVE BEEN READING ALL OF YOUR TWEETS ABOUT YOUR MOM BEING LATE HOME AND I WANT TO KNOW WHATS NEXT IN THE SAGA


The school weight room sucks. There's too many people


My mom yells at me for my shopping addiction but hey it's better than a drug addiction


If nobody's perfect, I'm nobody! #CockyTweet


I feel bad for you if your not going to #ProjectG tomorrow


I'm done with this guy he's just too adorable


@Juliee_Lynn @ABailey1005 well you are \ud83c\udf69\ud83c\udf69\ud83c\udf69\ud83c\udf69 do not care \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude0a


Dick Vitale makes me want to hang myself


I honestly can't stand girls that complain about how the guy they like treats them and how much better they are single..Then they date them!


Omg I need to be here more often\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I think that all @honeyhamm44 and I did today was eat.... #NotMad #WeLoveFood \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


hmm go big or go home... can I just stay at your house? Haha


who's eighteen and will do me a favor.. please?


@lauren_stowe143 do you wana bring me food


@CarsonNicely I love everything about that. It also has a bluetooth chip so you can get girls numbers without having to type them in


Sex is an instant cure for depression. #fact


Bad things are going down tonight at the trap @SkubaSteel


@projectt_lexxx Loren put your hand around me, I'll think your a boy... & I might try and kiss ya. \n\n\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 @lorenkelly213


@armandofullwood @waveavl great hang time yesterday.. Thanks!


It's Friday night and I'm on the couch. I need to quit being boring.


@BohrerAlyssa sorry! \ud83d\ude25 I didn't think that would be allowed!


@xNoGenre @Garrett_Harding typical celtics fan reliving the past, I'm sorry we're you even old enough to see those championships..?


Whoo I've lost six pounds since I last used the wii fit. #lolz


I have the best friends in the world! @KatieCollins96 #abby


I burned more than 1/4 a pound at the gym today.. #wut


I wish one of my parents were home to take me to school \ud83d\ude15


I DONT WANNA PLAY JELLY SPLASH!!!!!!!!!!!!


We used to say \I love you.\" Now we only think that shit."


@TheEllenShow i have this funny video of my friend karen danceing then she falls out how do i send it???


@LDurbs2 hey do you work Saturday :)))))


I hate seeing something that just pisses you off for no reason.


@_alayna3 defiantly Ian, you can see the calick from a mile away


I have never been so stressed out before in my life


@MrsSOsbourne how do you stay so gorgeous?


Can I just quote everything off this movie


I notice that you got it You notice that I want it , Know that I can take it to the next level baby


@LaneLifestyle @Cstrizz so crazy!!! I miss you guys


Come on bosh. Watch your mouth like that for real. You're shooting 3-10 to add to the fact.


Time for 2 Broke Bitches my favorite show


@TheChronoBreak I wish I could do the same. Too many monetary demands, especially with Liam going to school.


Persistent prayer can open closed doors and closed minds.


You're always miserable. No wonder no one likes you.


@GreasyMongoloid ....oh your going? #imoutnow ....


@Zoeyyyx22 Your both douches \ud83d\ude24


@heather_petcher  look at my tweet before this.


@MarcusGillmor06 wish I could retweet that!


It's the most wonderful time of the yeaaaaaaar...FOOTBALL SEASON!


Time for that nap, then hitting up bdubs later for some wings and beer!!


@BMSorenson @siradamcooper psst..You can't tell him that you actually love him. It's a secret. I want him to think you love me more :) shhh


@slaylisonswift is this true I do like to know I'm looking truly  in my tweets of anything that would deserve  to be here for Taylor swift


Payton just perfumed my feet \ud83d\ude02


Want to be healthier. Going grocery shopping tomorrow night. Any suggestions as to what I should get??


@Hawksfan22 @lolachawk yum I'm Gna try that one!!


Gosh dang how many selfies can u post on twitter per week


@jaygeemsg Hope your feeling better John.  Maybe a goalie mask tonight, lol


I feel like shit. Thanks flu shot. Now I'm feeling run down and chipped like our house pets. Lol. Fake. I am run down,  but no Obama chip.


I try to sleep in and i wake up at 830. #fml


I am EXTREMELY stoked for tmrw after!!! Get to spend some time with my spiritual grandmother.....WHOOP WHOOP WHOOP!! #sostoked :D


I HUGGED @wesleystromberg OMG OMG OMG #fangirling


I would honestly be there for anyone at anytime.


Chocolate milk and four gummy vitamins is the cure for even the worst hangover


More than anything I had this video of McKay singing that was golden and that's the main reason I'm so pissed


@JodiWhitacre I totally just seen this! I will keep them in line! John and Simon sure crack me up! Today was beautiful. #missyou


When mom comes in and makes sure im ok>>


@cornflake70 ya, I should be good from there for a long time now lol


@RowellLeah wtf are you serious omg i need to move


Why do women have two holes so close together? In case you miss #belkslovecorner


Strumming my pain with his fingers\nSinging my life with his words\nKilling me softly with his song\nKilling me softly with his song


@ZigZigm I never said that. But Zig. I need a man. Not a little boy. I'm sorry but it just wouldn't have worked. We can be friends..


@MeganRupp8 lol you got 3 favorites.... #Wooohooooo


@engtechwriter This is awesome. I am going to #isf13 too! #edustoked


There are 9 children under the age of 12 in my house


You guys aren't my friends when you are picking on a girl you know nothing about #stfu


I know who my friends are . I wouldn't really even call it friends cause honestly I have one friend that has NEVER switched sides. Never.


Did I really stay up past 4:00 just to watch The Cheetah Girls 2? #ohmygod


@kiearaarianna28 yeah same but his pants are annoying


Wedding festivities all weekend \ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\ude0a


Just the thought of getting to go on a beach trip this summer, makes me one happy happy girl. \ud83c\udf79\u2600\ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udf0a\ud83c\udf34


Not going to lie I'm a bit excited about #xboxreval. Definitely want an Xbox One now


@maisieb2009 need to find a local rescue tht I like! Then get involved.


@summer_wilson_ wouldn't doubt it\ud83d\ude02


@dahvihooper don't do it! Love you \ud83d\ude18


@CherLloyd Just saw video of you singing in San Antonio today. Your vocals are AMAZING!


Reasons to come to Kato:  1. Our football team is amazing  2. You get to walk around with the thrill of wondering if you will get stabbed.


@_PainInTheAsh I didn't know if you wanted me to or not


@binkley_hannah I HAVE seen it! And then Donnie, and J. and I drove by the house!


You just have to shake it off and realize some people will never ne happy


Saved by the bell.\ud83d\udd14\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude0a


The stars are so beautiful tonight. \ud83c\udf0c


They need a woman translator for men like they have for Obama on key and peele.


This step is really slowing me down. Stayed in the past three nights...who have I become!? -__-


One hand in the air if you don't really care . Two hands in the air if you don't really care . It's like that sometimes


@taylorkahrig I work everyday but Wednesdays & Sundays & I usually go in at 5


AC days are the worst! \ud83d\ude1e\ud83d\udd2b


Don't tell me you're sorry cuz you're not, you're only sorry you got caught \ud83d\udc4c


@therealsararose @krystalmedina18 what are you getting?


The only opinion that truly matters is your own. If you don't like someone else's opinion, that's fine. Just let them keep on talking.


Come on baby let's go listen to the night train.


@JimsTweetings p.s that is not my hair normally


My strange addiction is fucking disgusting!! Ewhhhh


@Notorious_T_E_D I like your profile pic #outcold


So many girls going out for Grease \ud83d\ude48 I'm concerned I won't get anything


ITS NOT EVEN NATIONAL BEST FRIENDS DAY. just cuz one idiot posted it now you all do. Fine then, Tomorrow is National Libby Day post pics plz


Because sometimes, the person you can't live without, can live without you


@robykenobi its been a pleasure but I gots 2 what's best 4 me and my family. #MoneyTalks.


I love @DagerDevon's snapchats \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


You're right Mazzy is ignore my call too


Just ran over 2 miles not bad for before lunch


I wish you the best, as long as its not with me.


@msnbc @morganwinn they need to cut the whole program out. Some people are making a career out of it. Keep cutting it


@Kaylajane_23 this kid is gonna change the world! #genius


Girl I'm in your town, come over\nGirl don't let me down I won't be here for long\nI'll show you a good time\nOne that we'll both remember


All of my friends are ALWAYS making fun of me.....#truestory haha whyyyy


I cant believe that me and sophia got into the wrong car\ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude02


@clarisssamarie I can come over and help you if you'd like me too \ud83d\ude04 if you wifi, ill bring my MacBook & we can do it together


@jezzlover2010 haha funny I still love u tho text me<333


@priscillaouma @noms_noms3 @oevpaul_ouma @hametimesfinest @johnjonnyjohn @jaymillz3424 hahah Paul hasn't denied anythin if you don't believe


Especially since i havent eaten since sunday....


My brother and I are sitting in the backroom watching Pok\u00e9mon and avoiding family


i can't even blow my nose from when that girl elbowed me in the face yesterday


I love that my mom is cutting up my pork chop so itll go down my throat easier. Lol #SheLovesMe


I honestly dont even want to hangout with him tonight,  but its whatev


Am I the only one who's irked when people say they're sorry and they don't have a reason to be sorry?


I've decided I want the 49ers to win the superbowl so you all should expect the falcons to win the next game. #badluck


Ahhh.. So many people playin golf today.. So jealous!! \u26f3


I forgot how much fun sledding was. #socold #butsofun


Does anyone else have friends who consistently get pop culture wrong .. \Omg I love Julianne Moore!\" ME \"this is a Wendy's commercial ?"


@Leesahanne @LMP_Soapworks @ragell @mexibren Morning.Was expecting to sleep late after being up so late. But hubs woke  up early.


@Breannanykol FREAKING TEXT ME BABY. \ud83d\ude1a


@PGBigRed I have to charge my phone so don't talk to me. \ud83d\ude1d


You know what happens when she drinks patron


It's half past go fuck yourself I should be drunk by now


I never did anything to you, why're you trying to make my life a living hell?


@taylor_lynchhh sure u can its called moving on to a better girl


Chris Brown has definitely lost his marbles b


@KForce92 yah, I was very confused. Haha


Just hit Ben with two quick pop quizzes and he failed both.


@taylorvuich14 @logan21harris how about the walk?


Presenting the microsoft game consoles. The xbox1, xbox360, and xbox one.  Oh wait...


@Tyler_MTV If Tyler Would go to prom with me. My life would be complete. Please Make my dreams come true :) we can #GetBuckWild


Only 15 minutes and bus duty seperate me from pizza, Sean, the weekend, and seeing some old friends. #lovelife #weekend


I hope me and Kelsey hangout tonight!! #missher


@DaneHunter well I can't afford it unless I sell my SS but damn I love that rruck


Your actually really annoying me right now


@CjBabexox @linshamp whoever the fuck, same thing


All I wanted were those shoes \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


@melaniestenslan @toridoheny @shainerss210 dude i have to go to school my mom makes me


I miss all of my family in Florida so much\ud83d\ude14


I'm really missing seeing all my HS friends! #NotTheSame


@arianaa429 ahh, I can't wait to be back! miss you more roomie \ud83d\ude18


Just took the best snap video of my life


@gayofthedead8 haha you should totally go with me. No joke


@NickStew95 they are, they like yelled at me cause I came up to visit the band at band camp.


And why is qualifying not going to be on tv..  -_-


My 86 great aunt is getting married it just proves that you should never give up on love


I hate you, @bri_Ish20! I've wanted that tattoo for so long \ud83d\ude12 it looks so good though! \ud83d\ude1a


My dad just asked why I would go out in freezing temperatures at midnight to see a movie...I just stared at him. #DesolationofSmaug


Wonderful day turned into a great night .Be safe guys


If you've never witnessed Dixieland delight at a BAMA game you're missing out #Classic


@breaux_kristian i'm pretty sure it may. Lol. It could go down the wrong pipe or somethin


My teacher repeatedly talks about red heads having bad tempers and anger management issues in Psych. HOW IS THIS A PROVEN FACT\ud83d\udc7f\ud83d\ude48


I don't see a point in getting out of bed on Sundays


@Michaelkrajci you are gonna tell me about this tomorrow!!


I love you doesn't mean anything unless it begins with \I\" that \"love you\" or \"ly\" stuff means nothing."


I told myself I'd eat Subway instead of Taco Bell on break


@chrisbower: @projectreindeer let it #snow


@Michael5SOS Michael I played a video game for the first time in years today and I won the first time are you proud of me?


I woke up last night though and had to eat 2-3 tums. My belly was \ud83d\ude37.


@ParkerWhite27 k you're not a real mermaid if you say that


It's a hell of a ride if you can survive the pain


If you don't find Insidious 2 scary you're lying.


Can't believe that Friday was my last class with the people that I have spent 2 years with through school. Kind of depressing.


Shit.. The amount of damage we did yesterday could probably land us 5 years behind bars. I love my friends ((:


@shelbayy_bayy remember the time @Eastie_Beastie puked out the window and it was hitting your face?


most turnovers I've ever seen in my life


@DarianMeininger it is though! Harry instagramed a pic if it!


@maggiereeed @maddiechen14 Maggie I have no respect for your music judgment #sorrynotsorry


High school introduced me to some very great people and really opened my eyes to many things! I want to thank my class for a hell of a time!


@Clwey sounds like something I would say (;


@Neveeeeen_xo Oh hell no. Get out while you still can \ud83d\ude33


Anyone else here ever been proposed to via google images? I've dated some losers in my life, I know.


Anthony fell asleep so I'm watching a military movie! #wtfhappenedtome


I hate when my whole timeline is full of Jacob's sub tweets.


Just got pulled over..hahaha. \ud83d\ude02


WAIT WTF ?! @CusterKelsi \ud83d\ude4a\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\udc95\ud83d\udc76\ud83c\udf7c


Forgot to put a bra on for grad practice :/ Can we hurry up so I can get outta here, please.


Whether I'm \going out every night\", or sitting at home by myself, it's not my school's business to judge me based on what I do with my life"


I can't control my leg #atall #leggycomeback


Is GTL still a thing? Doing that today after work.


my brain is already mush and its 8:30... great.


@sarieclarie I best be in the one percent!


We expect the love we think we deserve \n#perksofbeingawallflower


Ayeeee lets go baby blarney rock time #CuseNation


To take a nap or watch gg such a hard decision


My teacher didn't even come today. I've just been chilling in the library by myself all hour #spanish4 #juniorprobz


This kid at track camp asked what's left and right.


@OuttaMyLlama they were the ones who walked me in this morning with an umbrella! Don't hate on them!


Why do kids in MBA classes act like a 5-6 page, double spaced, paper is so long & difficult to write? I'm editing down to those constraints


Weathers going to shit in Brampton, while I swim and zipline in Ohio #blessed \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


Why don't you fucking go to their fucking family and leave us alone. \ud83d\ude21


I hope my pay check is prepared to be blown long and hard this week


it's so hot but I'm to lazy to get up and turn on the fan


@Jen_Crowther Exactly.  If you get some of the old cast returning or multiple time hosts, you don't see that crap. #snl


@KDH43 I miss you to \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude18


@Newsome63Hunter I hope she takes it lol


Awkward and girl code on tonight...best night ever. #tv #tuesday


Honestly I think I might have made a huge mistake.. But if it's meant to be it will be, right?\ud83d\ude14


@emmilyy_morris going later today virg has the car til noon


\ud83c\udfb6 I saw goodbye in your eyes, I know that it's over \ud83c\udfb6


The zoo comes through. Sorry quitter @jers08  another bad day for the cuse in the Pete.


@OneJetAtATime #WN I think McKnight is odd man out.  Powell well-rounded game.  Can protect QB


@greggutfeld , that's to burn up his 15 Minute interview.


I never thought that if you do one thing wrong.Everyone would hate you.Wow.i dislike growing up its like yesterday no one cares now they do


I can't wait to be like 25. I'm gonna be so responsible and take care of myself.


@amlewis2012 I mean, why the hell not lol


Bring it on home is the shit!!! Just brought me some La Juas\n#deliverybitches


I'm craving mashed potatoes!!!!!\ud83d\ude22


FRUIT SOUNDS SO GOOD. \ud83c\udf53\ud83c\udf49\ud83c\udf47\ud83c\udf52\ud83c\udf51\ud83c\udf48\ud83c\udf50\ud83c\udf4d\ud83c\udf4a\ud83c\udf4f\ud83c\udf4e


I thought online would be easy haha no I was wrong this is hard


#StrugglesOfBeingTheUglyFriend you're always the one ruining the picture .


@HardestPine if you talk to Amanda or Colin will you tell them that I miss them and I need to see Amanda ASAP for girls night of cocktails!


I need a house with sound-proof walls. Or a house without a ten-year-old brother. Jesus help me! \ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude4a


@hhayes1132 @JohnstonSpencer @bdogw77 well thanks hog!! I want a rematch!!!


I am the epitome of death right now #sadday #sosick


@WeaverK21 all said was varsity is good. Ive never seen you guys play but your own teammates tweet about how you guys arent so your welcome.


@modmarket I checked your twitter right after I sent that. Duh I'm a dummy. Thanks though!!


If I love it, I will continue to do it and not give one fuck if you like it or not.


@profoundlypaige That would be great! When will you be here?


The boarding area for trains at Union Station is way less romantic than it should be. #disappointed


@KatieProthro yikes #imhilarious \ud83d\ude01 but for real miss you #fixyourself


Eat'n Park with my brothers because I'm a lovely sistaaa


Don't you cry tonight, there's a heaven above you baby.


@ItsAshleyTorres to quote Miley, forget the haters, cuz somebody loves ya.


@IanMonte UGH ITS SO GOOD IT KILLS ME TO ACTUALLY ENJOY IT..


I didn't know we were chill... But alright.


@WSILNews any ideas if #herrin #illinois  has a water problem ?? Very low water pressure.


@TMoMo_21 @aubrey_masters \ud83d\ude02 do not encourage this Taylor!!!


Ready to fall asleep and end this crappy day.


Literally freezing right now... Who's gonna come keep me warm??


@dannie2013 well I made one where I drew out the alabama state championship trophy and wrote take state on it and then made 2 for Jordan!


@WhitneyDwo @randuhlynn_12 dude. you've seen one in real life?!


Everyones getting into relationships. And me...... I'm just creepishly watching from the corner of Starbucks thinking well. \I have coffee!\""


@KarliDHall no idea. I was hoping you could tell me:)


@AnnaObrecht I could probs make a sing out of it


@ladya44 I can't wait to spend all summer with you! Miss you and love you so much!


@kwdarby it's not glorious by any means. You gotta like being \poor\" in a way... :) \"success\" isn't quite what people think! :)"


Are you down with socializing with family members you see one every 5 years?


Gonna have the house to myself again when I get home. How great


Thank you so much! \ud83d\udc9c\ud83d\udc9b@marileebrinson


Just smoked these high schoolers on jeopardy. Bunch of clowns. I weep for our nations future.


What a shitty day this is turning out to be


@hellokarinax I don't know...lol ur not at the job no more?


A long December and there is reason to believe maybe this year will be batter than the last\ud83c\udfb6


Words are a weapon images r a lesson people feed into the shit that why they grieving and shit\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udcaf


Hey guys I just woke up and went on instagram from a phone..... my phone.  #wutwut


The bad news is time flies. The good news is you're the pilot.


Scheduling a test on a Friday was not one of my better ideas


Hey @N_Horne is our chapter four test today?


@TamiDuncandu76 I would agree with you but I'm insecure and it has nothing to do with a boy cuz I've never dated anyone.


@baithfoyes @a_tarabaabyy HAHAHAHAHA. OMG. wow I miss 6th grade.


It's one am I'm sober and not tired.. This is weird


Time to possibly pig out? #Imthinkingyes


Someone just spoiled this weeks walking dead for me #killyourself


I blame #nicksaban for that loss thanks for taking away a chance for the bcs


@iLoVeHeDlEy_Emi they can die okay. Don't let them bother her.


@yayitsparis haha now I'm tweeting you to much! Sorry!


@kleck_nerd \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 that's hilarious and I don't know why.


Personally I could care less about what he bans because ill prob just be wearing sweatpants a lot.. Oops


I've had one too many people walk out of my life and that's why I am the way I am.


I am going to be so sad when the seniors leave \ud83d\ude2d #bringonthewaterworks


Oh hey Pinterest you're much more interesting than World War I


@Mattpurritano3 thanks cuz congrats to you too ! #missyou


@BillSimmons crabtree torn achilles and season in doubt. What's reasonable? Back by week seven?


@ATroxtel Everyone does that. All the time. That's basically what twitter is.


@nov_jackson @cgolightly16 where are we hanging tonight ?


Watching Chinese people interact is so amusing


Then I peed my pants and stole the grooms cigar.


Screw this Xbox update\ud83c\udfae\ud83d\udd2b


The New Orleans Pelicans have managed to become the ugliest team in the NBA.


guess its true what everyone said about you\ud83d\ude02


Unlike everyone else, I'm glad that class I have class today #BreadmakingBitchez


No better feeling than when someone notices your stache. #ManTweet


@haleysmithster I was at the dog show till later in the day? If you're gonna talk to me like shit im not gonna sit here a defend myself.


I want a combination of Taco Bell chipotle and Olive Garden right meow


Ohh where ohhh where is my best friend tiiiinnaaaaaaa @JustinaPereida


Well damn.... Red Sox won the World Series.... This sucks...\ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude2b\ud83d\ude2d


This will easily be the longest two weeks of my life to date


I always watch surprise military homecomings and cry my eyes out. Idk why I do this to myself.


@buggyprince I always miss you a stupid amount but that's warranted