Either way the red team was the worst but yet they are playing Friday


My backward logic-drive to work when it's nice and walk to work when it's showing. #imakenosense


It didn't end the way I wanted it to, but I had an amazing time tonight.


@hungdingus @shelby_burleson that's a mistake..


I'm really not feeling babysitting tonight.


@KNicoleMaddux I lost all my contacts because I had to reset my iPhone .


@tmwalschinski ya it switched now... Hahaha it was showing the one from homecoming but that pic is so pretty. You senior pics turned


@Jrayer14 I just literally watched all four videos


This exam is about to make me it's bitch


So glad that you stopped texting me in the middle of my sadness.


Not feeling good right now \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude37


@ChynnaBGilman yeah I'm sure we will be over!


Priorities are straight. Why aren't yours


Times not the only thing that changes as life goes on


I have issues that I really need to fix.


All I can think about is if there was anything I could have done to stop this?


@LizKriser that's what you get up there in Yankee town!!! #staysouth


I love you-- cause you're cute. Funny. Kind. Caring. &Amazing. I love you mostly because you make me all of those things too. @Cheif_Meinee


@CellyKelly no , i hate it when people say I'm a liar but I'm really saying the truth


Missed most of this episode because I took a power nap \ud83d\ude21


Friday the 13th really is an unlucky day, hahaha, fuck.


Nice how i have only had less than 4hrs of sleep but yet urn goin to bed and i have to deal wit our kids by myself !!!!


Replaying all those childhood memories I had with you >>> I love you papa #rip tell my dad I said hello \ud83d\udc7c


someone come buy me a drink at work. i forgot my money at home. PLEASE :(


@jolly_green33 true that. Everyone's hormones are flowing while working out


I didn't work at all this week. \ud83d\ude01 #Broke


Bonding over gluten-free snacks with the beautiful dreaded man next to me on this flight \ud83d\ude0d


Why did @LexiRae2 get @CodyOetken senior pics before me?? We're over Cody \ud83d\ude22


@Moxx17 I knew I could count on you. Missss you moxy \ud83d\ude25


@AlwaysgoodZ if i didnt have work id be down


When someone hits you up outta the blue  from your past>>


@TJLang70 don't be mad because we eliminated you from the playoff...of all people you as a player should have seen how bad the refs were.


@four10s and we are still gonna come up just not as often. See ya this wkd! And we will be in the field! Love it out there!


@nakaelahoward22 I don't think I can freakin basketball at 5


If anyone is looking to sell their #WalkTheMoon tickets let me know!


I can never sleep the whole night on Christmas Eve. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf84\ud83c\udf85\ud83c\udf81


And now it's all my thinking about \ud83c\udf72\ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf5d\ud83d\ude0d


My mom bought Starbucks for Kyle twice \ud83d\ude02


OKAY, you live in my house. you are not my father. & you will not tell me I can't eat supper with the rest of the family. #fuckyou


I feel like four years of drama just came into my life. There's a reason I stay out of it\ud83d\ude4d


@FaberGotPaper hey I found molli...... @MollieTheSats


This is the first time I've touched my phone since 6 this morning\ud83d\ude33


I love this time of year.when people help out the homeless more. I love to help out whenever I can. Thank you God!


. @justinbieber can lick my whole asshole


Morning weather conditions at Camp Tecumseh: Cloudy, Temp. 12 F (from NWS)


Busy day today! Excited I am back in the cities though :)


Just drove past a woman wearing a headlight while picking up dog poop in her front yard. #johnsoncityprobs


Anchorman two was impressive, definitely lived up to my expectations of the first one \ud83d\udc4c


Thank you for killing my 2 month streak of having no anxiety attacks. Xanax sucks!!


@CoachWoyan shall I go leading receiver during spring ball for the second year to back it up!? Ha


@EverElizabeth @wearetheincrowd I saw then in Ames in October of last year, Tay sang to me \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@TimothyStarner @thirdday it's a possibility...


@hannahbaana I would.... but yeah.... I dunno what that is. Thought that counts.


@_TNipples @galactickelsey @VorSaucy fuck class hahha


There's only one thing I want from Gary for Christmas


,@MonicaRose29 went as mrs frizzle for Halloween and just called me from her house phone. #so90s


@StirrinShit24_7 it happens to the best of us lol


You're such a liar, I can tell your still up @adprin24


Sometimes I just don't text back.. its not because I don't wanna talk its because I mentally reply and then just forget to physically do it.


Got the details of my Haiti trip today! It's been 10 months since my last trip &I miss it so much! So thankful to be on this medical trip!


@CydneyAlizabeth I can't wait to get you on the floor good looking!


I've changed over the past couple years, haha it's crazy


@CondemnedCustom I love your logo on me !


And when I get home it continues of the bitching


Reallllly? A fucking pig? Thats what I waited months for?


@jake_johnston57 @LoganEarlywine @el_maase lol oh mrs greve..


@sarakbari it's been stuck in my head too ever since


\u201c@AshJournaliste: I actually applaud dude for talking to his kids about sage sex instead of sticking his head in the sand about it.\u201d  #yes


So fucking hyped to shred with Eugene homies tomorrow!


Tire is fix and some how I made it to hacc right at 11:30


No Urlacher, no problem. Bears LB corps most athletic it's been in YEARS.


#Brookfield #Olive Garden...we had a delicious meal with atrocious service.  But it was bad service with a smile!


the people in the commercials who are trying to show you how bad the other product is is hilarious


@mermaid_sierra I wanna live on the beach #dreambig haha


Special thanks to the people with chainsaws right outside my room this morning!!!!! You rock


That awkward moment when you're on a geology website studying for a test bc your prof hasn't taught shit in 3 weeks.\ud83d\udc4c


The Client List comes back on Sunday March 12th


@erinpilotte @marymetzinger \ud83d\ude2d ill be on the inside one day!


Why are my neighbors playing basketball at 830AM?


Max out week - end up disappointed or surprised as fuck. Or both.


This new guy Lyons is doing good #cardinals


@frisbyrat haha I don't care if people think I'm a furry or not. I just don't think I can handle all the awkward


Jesus, you know, if I drank I'd be getting laid all the time. But drunk guys are stupid, so no.


@TreyWilliford1 naps are supposed to make you happy \u263a


Being a senior at RCS means playing cornhole during school hours. \ud83d\udc4c


@JGR_NNS_Car @mattkenseth @RossKenseth is the future


I guess I'm back to Team Droid for a while :(


im slowly losing my few favorite things in this world, and theres absolutely nothing i can do but watch


@Ddre19 Dre, my mom said to come to her office after class. Howell McDowell room 207 office of accounting and budgetary control.


Thank you to the phlebotomist for hitting my vein on the first try


Only know you've been high when you're feeling low. \ud83c\udfa4\ud83c\udfb6\ud83d\udc95


@Brii_Bow you'd know a thing or two about that wouldn't you lol and my bad...just trying to help out


I miss my nephew so much. I wish I could spend more time with him. I definitely cherish the days I do get to spend with him! #iworktoomuch \ud83d\ude14


Haha I guess it was bound to happen eventually


@justinbieber #HoldTight HOLY GOD I'm addicted to it


I keep getting light headed for some reason...


Livid because they didn't accept him. Seriously actually grumpy! Mom, Elena, and I all gasped.


The paramedic comes, you wonder if he single. #lovesick #dance


I know what your doing, I've seen it all before


@Espngreeny the dichotomy is really interesting. Hindsight's 20/20. #RGIII


@TwitchyTeam Juan has nothing to say that I give a crap about. I used to respect him but that's gone. My remote is getting a work out lately


What a great moment to end the first round of the #NBADraft and to close out 30 years for David Stern. The fans were great.


Austin is cheerin for Texas A&M right now... I can't deal with him right now \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude12


@mikala_kristen @jones_carleigh I had to go:(


Pretty sure I'm seeing @PetePranica at Sonic in the BMW


why are girls so attracted to asshole guys?


@meldanigaines I have to see you before you leave!!


@maesmith23 please say you're going to pcb?!! (:


I signed up for 3 classes next semester aka moving up in the world


Great my moms at my house I won't even be able to blow this anger into the air  \ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude21


Sexy roll playing on the phone with dani and andrew... peter pan and wendy is the topic right now ! \I want you to show me your lost boys \""


@MalloryMargaret 'is this a Mormon thing'? Happy to serve as your religious spirit guide


@carmelarossello \ud83d\ude02 I'm joking love youu dude


Need some company. The only time I don't mind having company I can't find any.


@kenzie_love1 Freak that I wanna redo football season again omg\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude22\ud83c\udfc8\ud83c\udfc8


Im sorry but if I see people being disrespectful during the Veterans Day assembly tomorrow I will be pissed Remember they protected your ass


Tomorrows friday best thing is we have no school and I can sleep in.


Why I'm eating watermelon right now is beyond me #ImAllergic


Wanting to stay updated but knowing you'll hate the news


@melanie__craig we can definitely take a hip picture after break and maybe if you're lucky I'll give a shoutout


Everyday for the first hour I'm awake I keep only 1 eye open


Home is where ever I guess I can fall asleep


So much attention and just let the girl breathe. Let her pull herself together. I don't normally give two shits about how the famous live...


@wesleystratton2 And if I were you, I'd watch the name calling. Things could be oh so bad for you.


In the mood to just drink some hot chocolate made by @becca_william and give her her Christmas presents, and watch Cat in the Hat... \ud83d\ude0d \ud83d\udc4d


I am going to need to go for a massage after today haha..


@lolHeidi yes it's great -__- now let me get dressed


It's a country music kind of morning \ud83c\udfb6\ud83c\udfb6


Let's see if I can keep this months send and receive texts under 1,500 total. Doing good so far! #noonetotext #unlimitedfail


Baby if you can't hang then there's the doorrrrrr\u2764\ufe0f


Excited for Terrill to open his Christmas present tomorrow at the family Christmas \ud83d\ude01


rumor is that @MadisonPanik and @Alan_Lacava  are dating \ud83d\ude0d\u2764\ud83d\udc96


Stressed is a bit of an understatement \ud83d\ude23 just wish things were different \ud83d\ude14


@2ChainzLyrics careful i Love You to good night


Matching underwear and matching pajamas makes me feel like I have a lot more of my crap in order than in actual reality.


You get to see donnas boobs from that 70s show in orange is the new black!!!!!!


I've had What's Your Fantasy stuck in my head all day!! #Luda


Always a good day when you wake up next to a beautiful girl @marshamellowww


I have been unable to golf this past week of perfect weather #Selfish #Whining


Seriously so depressed I can't  go to the game


@7omalia \nWe are very proud of our prez Farole for his vision and leadership in this difficult times.  Our journey is just the beginning!


@aubrikelley @SammyOsaro @blodge24 @Seeser_0 I'm listening to pandora and I bet u can't guess who came up!!!


I just can't believe how quickly someone can forget all about you & act as if your just another person after everything you've been through.


@its_Jurado my neighbors are outside grilling and washing their cars


People who only tweet about how much their life sucks annoy me so much like seriously just be thankful


Not going to have enough time to pack my lunch this morning #ughsopisseddonttext


@beastazorev Watching Spongebob > studying mitosis #truth


Who ever keeps ripping my Mac med sticker off you're a pathetic loser and I hope you grow the fuck up soon.


I may not do p90x often anymore but I defiantly incorporate movements from the videos when I can


I'm no twilight fan, but I do turn it on to gaze at Jacob's beautiful body


Navigating my back yard when it's flooded #notfun


I always have the best conversations with myself.


My one an emblem three club member who will let me use their code for presale? \ud83d\ude4f


Taking a bath always makes me sleepy \ud83d\udec0


3 hours of work and then I'm tearing shit up with @whitekeenan24. #SLAYER


Come on baby let me take you on a night ride


@SydneyRieck too late I changed it totally sucks 3 suck


Every time I come home, I need to fast for a week. Or two. #SoMuchFood not ok.


Ratchet hoe all over my timeline tweeting about sink holes ... Sit the fuck down \ud83d\ude12


@cgaines116 I missed you pumpkin \ud83d\ude0b


I keep having to say goodbye to the people I care about. \ud83d\ude14


@melissa_peel hot damn! The peels are gonna have a good Christmas!


Just got a call from the National Guard...? Yes because you want ME to do physical activity.. #goodluck


I want to cry... Because of puppies. Ryden and I want puppies.


@oskrNYC yeah I was glad. And all my friends in Boston weren't at the finish line thank god.


People said high school would fly by but I never believed them


Come thru, boy you know we got things to do. \ud83d\ude09


@tazz1973 again I don't care ur the man enough I don't care what u say I know more celebs then u think so what ever I know more than u think


What the Rangers are doing to the Astros right now\ud83d\ude02


I want to spend the rest of the evening driving behind every 2 wheel drive car.


How Binghams going to be this year<<<<< \nI thought I was escaping all of you pricks for some reason


Johnathan Moxon slingin pigskins on hbo #VarsityBlues


So definitely my favorite moment being at mizzou thus far was mocking Florida by doing the gator chomp at the end of the game today #MIZ


my god, i have so much laundry to do. 5th load and i will still probably do 2 more.


I love that @BadaBOOM_24 has  a Twitter account. Love watching you last you blow people up last season! All the best to you this year.


You're as useless as tits on a bull.. #lovethatsaying


Sometimes people just need to stop and think and think and think real hard before they do somethings. Think about it.


Sometimes I hate every single stupid word you say


Relationships are meant to make you happy, not upset. If you have more bad times than good, there's a problem


@5SOS Cal, should I steal my brother's snapback? He's going back to college soon. This is my only chance. What do I do? I really want it.


Just ordered cards against humanity #hyped


This hot shower right now is about to be heaven


@KadyyLadyy oh that's right. Never mind :)


I want a infinity ring so bad I can't stand it.


@sarahholmes177 preachhhh it sista! #stage5


@Alex_Joseph21 what! Reschedule to next Wednesday!!!


@TallGuyBill I've been watching it for 3 hours straight, it's so addicting


Honesty, I just burst into flames in this dorm #orientationprobz


Seriously when the hell is something going to go right?


Fuck that noise. Tennessee will get them next time. I have faith in the Vols.


I'm going to have to but some traps in my room so she can't get to anything


Still so much to do! Class needs to end now so I can get out of here!


This shits hilarious... \nPecs and guns that turn on nuns\nMore weights make lesbians go straight


@RepThompson @HouseDemocrats this comment proves politicians have their heads so far up their own asses it's sick. #shutdown


literally whenever anyone's on the roof of my dads auto shop all I can think about it when my brother fell through the roof into a dumpster


Got the iPhone back but I already miss things about the note.. If only I could combine the two it would be the perfect phone


Today I wasted half my afternoon reading the CT General Statutes and old SEEC decisions. I wonder if there\u2019s a way to get paid to do that.


Even tho I'm running on three hours of sleep, I'm determined to make today a productive one \ud83d\udcaa


Didn't your mothers teach you to be considerate of others? Psh who am I even kidding. Point proven...#silenceneeded


I stay on birchlawn and garden, fuck with me.


What's the best song you can think of right now?


I was wondering why my alarm was going off at 4:15..Cody has to be at work at 5..I'm such a good sister! That's kid better love me! (: lol


What I really meant to say is I'm sorry for the way I am. I never meant to be so cold.


@DavidBeyerlein a little disappointed you didn't make an appearance at dad weekend in boston


Alright Maurice, your speech is up, are you still going on twitter\ud83d\ude33


Duck tape will fix about everything #includingjeans


You'll never know who's right for you until you know yourself


In the 30 seconds I just watched of awkward I realized it is another completely inaccurate description high school


I want a new pair of tennis shoes.. \nMaybe that will motivate me to work out!\n\nOr not..\ud83d\ude15


@ExcitedBobErrey Such an awful pairing last year.


Why do I nap..... I always wake up feeling 10x worse..


Someone come cuddle with me I'm freezing my butt off right now \ud83d\ude01\u2744


Not anymore. You can have him. \u270b\ud83d\ude1c


every time I think of getting with people I always think of what they've done & where they're mouth has been \ud83d\ude29\ud83d\ude33


I use to want this shit forever y'all can have it back


Ive been really social this last week and im over being around people #antisocial


Hey the Chiefs are about to barely beat another mediocre team, wow they're so good


Jax is going to lose his shit.... #SOAFX


That is probably the saddest thing I've heard all day \ud83d\ude2d


Damnit grab and go lady I asked for a turkey sandwich not this moist chemical filled egg thing


Missouri is my favorite college team but they are getting ran.


There may be pain in the night, but joy comes in the morning.


This is the sickest movie theatre I have ever been in.


When you see someone in the lunch line an can tell they are high as hell hahaha


I wonder if ny dad even tried waking me up to go pick rocks #notcomplaining


@TheMayor128 yup we play interboro tomorrow


Oh and 95% of them are Asians so there's that.


@natnatcheng Agreed. Also, Solange on a lot of things.


@babyt_akhalu half off apps at Applebee's. dunno after that.


Kolton told Shane that he couldn't sit by me at dinner cause I was his girl not Shane's


sometimes you don't realize how white your family is until family reunions


Tomorrow I will be watching TV all day, NFL and... #BreakingBadFinale !!!


Just obliterated a bird with my car at over 100mph hahahahah


I think I would rather sell drugs for a career then janitor for college kids i feel bad for those dudes  #fuccdat


@uridium242 @coolkev1701 @Robbiejo we all picked it up in PC which side-tracked us from finishing our 2nd play through on 360.


@WiseMissKay that is so true. God always has a plan


This has been a great day in Minnesota history. #Time4Marriage


Tweeting at myself and walking into work with my lunch in a mennas bag... Happy Sunday.


@Ryannosarous_2 @FcEagles76 I think so we were the youngest team in the NFL last year so lots of upside #stillnoQB


Seriously I've gotten a headache every day for the past like week..


w political movement, the Diversity Alliance.


Everyone is so boring and sassy today. Jeeze. Get your shit together. \nEverything is going to be fine.


I love you @TravisYates9 @ZaneSherman @annelevell @a_perry10


@StayBlazedOut @ChloeLewis808 @robojoe1003 you guys are funny hahah


calling myself out because that's the only one I'll get. oh well


I hate it when Ryan is 100% right. I should probably listen to his advice more


my throats tickly i keep clearing my throat and getting nowhere ahha


When I also saw @NoahMesker at chipotle!


My class was literally 7 minutes long today wow..


This Glee about Finn is so sad\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc94


@Beefs21 I will post some pictures in the am. . .computer space issues!  They look great!  Nice meeting you today!


Me & Louise are just twinning to the extreme tonightttt. \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude18 hahaha #awko


I had a dream of a place with a place with sunshine in an endless summer...


Got sucker punched by a dude in a leather coat...f my life


lol people use the term \oomf\" way too much. either call the person out or shut up and stop tweeting about them"


@amyswiftt people are so fucked up. What website is that?


Each day I care less and less what I look like


I can't wait for this summer. Its going to be fantastic.


I ain't playing I'm trying to fuck tonight , you hear mee


I wouldn't argue with fact that your not a whore either good one but anyways ur good on that one to considering I can't hit a girl


Currently at ISU, it is fair and it is 62F. Tomorrow it will be sunny with a high of 65F and a low of 38F.


ha right now everyone's all OMG THIS DOOD SHOULD BE GUILTY but next week they'll be like \bro did you see America's got talent?\""


My brother gets on my last fucking nerve.


I wish I could get a tattoo #HurryUpSeptemeber


Vacuumed, mopped, dusted, cleaned the bathrooms, dishes, made myself cheesy hash brown casserole and now time for homework. #productive


@_wilson_13 @SydneeEvans Sounds good \ud83d\ude18


Be happy. Be who you wanna be. If others don't like it, then fuck them. Happiness is a choice. Life isn't about pleasing everybody.


Next weekend is gonna be the best of 2013


someone needs to make a fucking video game where i can drag race diesel trucks and roll hella coal in a free roam map


Back to reality whoop there goes gravity


I always feel not good enough. In everything. From what people have put me through. #hardknocklife


YOU made the mistake so YOU should be prepared for the shit that's gonna come out of it


Making my brother make me ramen and pour me shots. \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\udc81 #nbd #judgeme


Geno Smith to the Browns seems more likely now. Patterson or Jarvis jones to Buffalo would be ok with me #Bills #billsmafia


Home an hour before I'm supposed to be? Most parents would be happy. My parents? Yelling. I hate my life and I'm crying.


@lo_munson not kitty to ride back with \ud83d\ude22\ud83d\ude29


@Noelle7777 sounds like a plane, thanks:)


God bless the broken road that led me straight to youuu.


Seriously wish i was going to bonnaroo \ud83d\ude1e


Loved grabbing coffee this morning with the beautiful @AWALNation15! I'm so blessed to share a great friendship with such a special lady.


@jrrising @1119Reptiles hope you got some painkillers out of that. Ouch!


@jennypoore I appreciate your philosophy detour in this post. I like to think that lessons I learn in running easily translate to my life.


@mads_richardson seriously happened to me last night haha


@BayPruett21 lol you can't retweet Audrey! I saw you THURSDAY


@b_harcz Them are my favorite baby bottles ever! I will never use any other kind! \ud83c\udf7c\ud83d\udc76 (:


@Jvmoney44 please bring me blue, white, and pink powerades.


If I would of lost to Roush today. I would of cried.


Is this piss Lorin off day!? I think it is


@SiriusXMNASCAR Dale senior at Talledega when he came from 28th to win in three or four laps


I physically & mentally cannot do anymore homework


@MarkMaddenX At 1 point asked my wife if he was playing tonite. Didn't really notice him and when I did, didn't like what I saw! #yawn


Drinking water while you have a stuffy nose is basically drowning your self


Pretty happy cuz I paid off my first six months of car insurance \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude01


If we date ill do whatever you want as long as your happy.


Stand for nothin so we fall for anything


I love my boyfriend like so much like omg! Lol just kidding!...


@Brandon_efc I hear ya \eye roll\" lol I prefer no scope squirrel hunting"


Went to bed at 9.... I'm STILL exhausted.


@GintareGerheim Ill look into it!! With a 1 year old and an 8 year old might be hard to mass produce them though, lol


The only thing allowed to crawl all over you when we get there, is me


Chillin on the deck with a fire and country music #relaxation


When people judge others but are just as bad as the ones they judge


I love my body. I've never been in this good of shape. #GoMe


When Wissal says she reads all my text messages... Lovely :)


I don't know if I can handle this, I hate when I see so much shit at once it brings my confidence down.... ),=


Class is over I get to chill now. Oh wait just kidding time for work


Thinking Villisca could rent out their gym as a meat locker. Jeez it's cold in here.


Imagine you walk into the living room and Dom's asleep on the floor and you wake him up and he's so confused and he's like I guess I just--


winter carnival at Michigan tech today! #yeeyee


Still shaking thinking about #TheConjuring \ud83d\ude31


Drummond is shouting 16% from the free throw line \ud83d\ude36


@JohnPKelsey That your desk? Looks like your desk. Nice addition to the desk.


Shooting skeet with my favs \ud83d\ude0a


Anytime they bring those douches on to justify the calls, you know they're bad


Ginamarie right now on #BB13 \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 what a #joke


didn't she go out with your brother ? \ud83d\ude02 bye


I really want to belt out the music I'm listening to but my roommate and her boyfriend are in here \ud83d\ude14


@Losexton nahh. Ill pass, I don't like you that much.


Just had 2 people in the past 20 minutes tell me that we needed to go to Indians games... WHERE HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN ALL SUMMER?!? #letsgo


@PatsGirlForLife sadly it's happening. Don't get it.


I cannot do any homework right now... #tv #twitter


The problem isn't failing, the problem is to learn from failures. That's how success is reached.


Guess this is what I get for telling you what's on my mind..


Thank god alyssa called me an told me cause I woulda forgott


I haven't been this excited for a vacation in a LONG time. It's that little kid on Christmas feeling #bfftime


@indiameier quit being such a slut in your jeans and shit geez


Can my boyfriend just come home from work already? I miss him.


@BrittneyCanFly yes what time? I have to do a bunchu bs in the morning


Fuck a senior ball... I'm takein HF seniors to the strip club


@dubbszy yeah it is. Still fucked up though


@BlueBuffaloooo DID YOU USE ANY TYPE OF SUNSCREEN?!?


Working all day on the weekends when it's 90 degrees and sunny \ud83d\ude11


@MarcusSayne12 I think it should be the danimal


Haters gonna hate,   And I won't give a fuck


The stadium is gonna be all scarlet and gray by the time this game is over #GoBucks


hey your one year anniversary of being broken up every other day is coming up, can't wait to see it blasted all over the Internet


@DavidSchott46 @Ryan_Baloney this is awkward


The thought of school in this weather makes me want to cry


So ready to watch college football #wps I'm going to say 7-5 or 8-4. We have a great coach and a lot of experience up front


Lovely car ride until colonel fuckprick had to be picked up in Virginia.


Prepping for practice day 1 tomorrow! #volley love


Had such a fun night with my besties!! @JennaSpurrier @rayamikesell14 #busfun #igottafeelin


@BeSoulBeautiful @TittyJenkins216 where was I when the whopper jr was that much?!?


@Markayyy69yo I really like it \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc93\ud83d\ude0a


@Tallhall79 @Pharrell    Get hall on the road I wanna see him in bumfk Texas.    He blends to well in NYC


@nicoliemichelle you are seriously the most gorgeous girl.


@HighjumpJesse @kliffscott do you even shave?


\Hot summer nights, mid July When you  and I were forever wild The crazy days, city lights\" \u2728"


@CodySLong Would you happen to want a little extra $$$? Ronnie needs a lifeguard tomorrow at Camp Jubilee.


@FxcksIGive_0 #TalkLikeYourBestfriend \n\buscha can you pick me up\""


Someone could come into my house with an axe and chop me up right now.... \ud83d\ude33\ud83d\ude29 What the hell I need to go to bed


But homework, I'm like super tired. Could you cut me a break? Thanks


You are soo disrespectful. How could you do that to someone?


I woke up cuddling with a tissue box... #sickgirlprobz


My family down south never call or text unless they need something.fuck up off my phone


10 more days then @AtkinsonAlexis and I are outta here for a week


@BrandonWeaver34 you gonna be at the game tomorrow??


@meghancurrrie that's frightening. I have a mental image. I don't like it hahaha


Do you know how much it would mean if someone texted me and put a smile on my face?


I love being in the office with Edmond, he's so damn funny \ud83d\ude0a


@dpick1234 he's laying the mack down on some middle aged ladies


Friends is that show you watch when absolutely nothing else is on .


@kiannna this is getting fucking ridiculous. It was only doing every once in a while the past few days and now I have to check every text. \ud83d\ude21


@DanaPerino @gretawire No. His press minions will take care of him.


@Levi__Thompson couldn't have said it better myself !


My professor is playing great country music before class and she's being nice.. I feel like this might be a hard class today \ud83d\ude30


@TheDutill @IsaiahGardinero @jasondavis95 when I get home fom work


\All them 5's need to listen when a 10 is talkin\""


@mwebbbrighteyes well painting definitely hit the spot. \ud83d\ude12


I wish people didn't change and friendship stayed the same.


@AnniieBernal now you know how I feel when you Marie and Donnie get together and tweet for three hours


@mattmichalski did we have math assignment?


It's just a shade of inappropriate to have your baby in a sex shop.


@_anniewoj ayee\ud83d\ude0c why weren't you in math today?


This is the first time I've actually seen George looney in a movie #oceanssomething


I'm a goddamn fool, but then again so are you.


\Just Like Heaven\" is playing at the gym."


@austin_wunsch @awowadamw10 yeah can we?!


The worst thing is when you pour a bowl of cereal and then realize you have no milk\ud83d\ude2d


Fuck I hate seeing my friends cry \ud83d\ude22


I get home at one in the morning, and my dog crapped all over the floor. Great. Just great.


I'm grateful for everything that has come my way in 2013. Good and bad, because I only got stronger from every bad thing that happened.


this guy sitting beside me, is like creeping hardcore. I don't mind as much because he's cute. #planetweets


Just ordered so many Victoria secret bathing suits \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


I deleted all of our messages today. I'm proud of myself. I can finally say I'm happy NOT to call you mine. #overhim I've moved on to better


I'm cramping ,starving & exhausted . #TheStruggle.


Retweet and ill text you #bored #cantsleep


I got extra credit because we chanted about how pat disabatos mom and dad are brother and sister. I love psychology


I hate when I have friends from 2 different friend groups & they don't get along \ud83d\ude2d


So much harder to take notes when the teach tells us our final is a take home test ...


She didn't make it this far by shaking just hands


This lady yells when she talks...gonna be a looong ride


@PeaceLoveMonica Mine does that all the time!


No pessimism here.. Just knew they would find a way to lose.


The Carr brothers just can't beat Boise St.


i cant stop thinking about all those animals at the shelter, i just want all of them \ud83d\ude23\ud83d\udc94


I have so many pictures of carris on my phone.


Drugs... Is what they used to say I was on!


@katie_michaux well when you come back down be sure to grab one. If your lucky ill be theree!


@devlim1 their team this year is really good but I think their best 3 players are all freshman so idk


And if you died today how would you feel about your time spent


Beach tomorrow with my cousin from Alabama this should be fun haha


Everything will eventually fall into place....but for now. #ItSucks \ud83d\ude15


Studying and eating pizza rolls at 10:30 in the morning. #LikeABoss


#WeCantDateIf  you can't just lay around, cuddle and watch movies with me.


To the kids that play on west fallcreek and refuse to move for cars, I will hit your shitty hockey net over tomorrow and laugh.


@da_thompson51 uh what have the rams done this year?


Finding things you weren't even looking for <<<<<


@DevinFerenczy don't bottle everything, most of the things people bottle make them stronger when their let out


@HarrysTwerkTho_ HE TWEETED ME I'M FANGIRLING SO HARD O JUST


i dare someone to shock my kid or put her in a dark room all day with no windows.. see how long those bitches live after that


Grab him by the shoulders and tell him he's got this.


Loved Batman, now time to lay down.and sleep good finally! #GoodNight


I pretty sure I lost my brand new necklace \ud83d\ude21


All you gotta do girl is let me hold you


Most accurate description of CatFish ever. \Even though he's been avoiding you for 10 years he immediately agreed to me when I called him.\""


#perksofdatingme I have an extremely large...Ego.


Villains who twirl their mustaches are easy to spot. Those who clothe themselves in good deeds are well camouflaged.\u201d Picard~The Drumhead


@JaydenLibby17 @evanschueler We don't speak of the past.


When I was little and use to pretend my bike was my car. #sillyme


@adrianathereal congrats!  Now is home on the boat or on the lake?


@victoriaGstemp \ud83d\ude22 welllll going to your house..... \ud83d\ude33


If you're tryna get hammered tonight hmu


I just got a job offer for the job that I'm currently at right now.


I guess some distance was the best cure for this, but rest assured it's not you I miss anymore


My parents are going to texas for a week and I'm upset about it... I honestly don't know what I will do without them one day \ud83d\ude14


@cesssphelps that's such a tease. \ud83d\ude2d Why did you say that!!!!!!!!! Wah


going to sleep to the sound of @RhettAkins! about to have some nice dreams! #oldschoolcountry


You look like a fool and embarrassing yourself


Pretty sure I'm gonna end up in the emergency room. :(


when my mom comes in and says I can get subway for lunch I become the happiest kid in the world \u263a


Good thing I've realized that friends really can become family.


If something happens, it's supposed to happen for a reason. Stop stressing to prevent things. Just be freeeee


I don't wanna do nothing but wrap up in a blanket and lay here.


Of course class would be cancelled and I don't realize it until I get there!


Jesus isn't a fan of the vajazzle. #thingsilearnedfromgreysanatomy


@xStephanieTang the ending was so stupid I wanted to cry


They are all ugly, tall, and have never told a lie in their life.


@lauren_gittens I think you mean #ksha(ALLIGATORS)


@iamkyleculver Kids are in school. It's totally acceptable...


You don't know about me, but I bet you want too. \u270c


What the hell am I going to do next year.


It was decided in the last student council meeting that the sophomore hall is, in fact, the bathrooms to the elevator.


56- you are so beautiful and such a good friend! Love you to death!!


95% chance that if you use the \u270c emoji, we won't be friends.


I can find a dozen plot holes skank\ud83d\udc4e


@danism28 stop everything! Steelers play AT pats that same effin day


Yeah, you're kind of a self absorbed person.


I'm not lazy, I just really enjoy doing nothing.


This lightning is making me happy! I really love it.


@madisonlarie3 I've had a rough day man. Oh. And I got confused.


Eventually you'll always see who cares, and who doesnt


@Jenny_Mae_5 i can just picture it now hhahahahahaha so funny


The amount of friends I have right now is just unreal


Ah! I just walked into my living room and everything on my coffee table was blown over! That's what I get for leaving my windows open #mess


Is going into work early really necessary?! I'd rather enjoy the weather. #lame


@kennedy_clanton hahahaha. That's was so stupid but funny! I miss tom


I don't think it could beat that though...it was too good.


@alishiasays_ your ass better be at school tomorrow... You said...


What is wrong with all these social media sites


Let's see if IMessage actually wants to work


I need to clean my room so bad but I'm just too tired... sleeping on this mound of clothing sounds pretty comfy #goooodnightttt


@BrandonWimmer great run at the royal over the weekend!!


@SupermanRob2914 yes boating is fun too!! As long as its not way out in the ocean!! Lol


Idt ur supposed to be mean to anyone in grades above u


@poullution @alliebferguson ILL SEE IT AGAIN


@briannasurma @JamieTayy22 why the fuck were we playing hide and seek in the first place, we were like 16 years old


I will never know what my great grandmother's last words to me were because she said them in Latvian.


The fact that it could have been Michael that was shot and killed a year ago yesterday.. #RIPpfcCOM


To many fucking people and I'm the only girl. Fml


OH MY GOD CALL ME IN 10 MINUTES I REMEMBER WHAT I WAS GOING TO TELL YOU! @Sammy_kay97


When one of your bosses walks up to you and the some other guys and the only thing he says is, \afternoon, bitches.\" \ud83d\ude02 #daymade"


Today is going to be a long day...gunna make the best of it


@oOlatisha yay! See ya in an hour. It will probably be fine when I get there \ud83d\ude12


@coreycopp @kristinewash something about you trying to be healthy gets under my skin #dontknowwhy


When your Best friend and boyfriend HATE each other <<<\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\ude24\ud83d\ude21\ud83d\udca3\ud83d\udd2b\ud83d\udd2a


When autumn dies its gonna be the best day of my life. \ud83d\udc9c


Looking at the pictures at Prom, I'm like hell I set that shit up!


@lenativebrook right I don't understand what's happening to me and my sleep schedule, I never sleep \ud83d\ude33


@stephyyyybooo are you still coming home tonight


If you get anything from my tweets it should be that ......... Hell honestly I don't even understand them most of the time.... #basically


I honestly have no idea what kind of buzz Greer is trying to catch tonight. #Confused


That commercial where they're driving on top of the train is so unrealistic! The driver was a woman!


Pepper's new album \Deep Country\" just made my day a little bit better."


Bringing a snowsuit for hiking in gym \ud83d\udc78\ud83d\udd2b\u2744\ufe0f


@davidcarr3d And I thought my wife was crazy for bringing our @Keurig on vacation! That looks awesome! #coffeeaddict


making chicken alfredo, drinking wine and watching movies with @Shewhosmoketree ..sorry your monday sucks!


Well that was the worst workout, ever. #wheresmyhead #outofit


I've slept 9 hours in the past 50 hours and I'm not even tired this morning. my body is a freak of nature


@BranToth Because I want the world to know how sexy you are, Brandon. YOU KNOW YOU ARE


I can't tell if I'm nosey, or if your life is just too darn hilarious.


I get really confused about the way people are talking to me when they use those three dots...


@ajp713 consistency/taste of melted tootsie rolls yet still a liquid somehow. been better.


I feel like I get used for rides . can't wait for my friends to get there license


@MichelleDBeadle Rob Ryan, Monte Kiffin, 3-4, 4-3.  Still the same no killer instinct on defense Cowboys.


When your legs and feet are so swollen that you cant feel the itchiness of the bugs bites.. #Imightbeabletolivelikethis


I should probably just go ahead and forget on another chance. #screwedmyself


I watched a LOT of Powerpuff Girls when I was a kid. It's okay though I have a beard. #almostforgot #didntcha


It's nice when a guy texts his feelings about you, but hearing the actual words come out of his mouth is the best feeling in the world \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc8b


Basketball tonight is gonna cut into my pll time


Gotta give my dad props. Guy knew to pick up the ford while choosing rent-a-cars. #MadeInTheUSA


\ you ain't ever seen a set on a dog like this Clark\"\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02. #christmasVacation"


Nothing makes me happier than doing micro on a beautiful Sunday afternoon. \ud83d\ude12


The fact that I have to delete a lot of stuff off of twitter and Instagram for he medical field cause I guess social media gets checked now<


Funny how people want to argue things when they are not knowledgeable on them.


@mikemerar now we throw quick out and the slant. Now?  What a joke. #Packers


@theFabz @JoeyBass69 sounds like something @itsDanMallin would say..


So happy to think next time I lay down for bed it will be with my Kyle


I need to see some sever storms before the night is over


@AShiirley @charleyy_annee @lexiboof I LOVE Y'ALL!:)


Everything you think you're hiding shows


Q6 - What topics would you like to chat about in the future? #reg5chat


@E_NYE_hilated and I still haven't gotten one \ud83d\ude12


Thanks @Hairbyally23 for the awesome haircut #TheBest #SoFresh


Birdied the 18th. On a Sunday. At the Masters.


\do you think it was fun?\"\n\"well i mean there were no tweets about it. or instagram pictures....... so that means you know it sucked\""


I wish I had the guts to run away. I just want to get out of here for like a week. No phone.


Wynne be BullShittingg with the fries , cold soggy shit !


lollllllll this cougar hittin on all the 20 year old boys at work #getitgirl


In Wyoming they play country music in their commons


I love wearing rings\ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc8d


It's no secret that I want to punch you in the face \ud83d\udc4a\ud83d\udc4c


Wasn't aware of this test in interior design.zaaaaaa \ud83d\ude33


@DDOTDC Hope you address signal timing at Columbus Circle in front of Union Station in Phase 2.


Cleaning my room and I found all our old letters... this is too cute


@GarrettRWang Also an awesome game considering the Dolphins are winning. I root for any non-AFC team playing against the Patriots. #NFL


Ugh now I kinda want to see the conjuring again\ud83d\ude48


I want to go out.. mmm but i might just stay in all weekend last weeken was bad.


@MLillyx0 lmaoo ok I'm not gonna go in I have a test in like all of my classes


Can't wait to go on runs with @gobananas_anna once the weather gets nice again in Madison


That awkward moment when a man asks your favorite restaurant and you reply with 6 different choices... #fatkidprobz #foreveralone


@kaylabrown20 @laurenclumrusse why are we obsessed with each other? #IDontHateIt \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude18


how is it even possible to go $350 over your book grant ugh


@Kay_Bay93 lol oh yes I remember that! I don't get them from bilo anymore though.


@JohnPhillips87 @BradyNowak I can't think properly the heat is getting to me.


@mark_battaglia @leslie_maggie I wanna get chocolate wasted. Or love drunk on your humps


I hope finals burn in hell.  Is it next Thursday yet?


@briamarsonek was logged into amazon on my computer and I almost bought a bunch of shit off her account \ud83d\ude33 #oops


Game 4!! Here we go!! @NHLBlackhawks @NHLBruins Who ya got?? #Becauseitsthecup


Victory formation and we're done here at the Doyt! Falcons beat UMass, 28-7!


Go to bed Nicole you make me cry \ud83d\udc94


@m_manco I showed u at work I'll send it to u \ud83d\ude09


Pie and pasta with my parents\ud83d\udc95 happy they are home safe and sound\u2764\ufe0f


Awesome gonna fail my first test in child psychology because I wasn't in class friday for the review


I would have to park in bum fuck Egypt to get to my appointment.


Reading 50 shades of grey again! #godhelpme


@BoardGameHour Looking forward to the game!


29 more tweets to 10,000. I think it's happening today. I should run 6.2 miles to celebrate. Don't think that's happening.


@lol4EVERS I've been everywhere, but you can stand under my umbrella!


I'd rather be the kind of person that gives second chances then the kind that doesn't.


I'm not doing for you, what you're not willing to do for me


I've fallen asleep too many times with gum in my mouth.


I'm kinda wishing this day will hurry up and end.


BG would be perfect if it wasn't so windy ALL THE DAMN TIME.


It would make me feel better if you did but ok


@Lfd_237_OBrien @TionneMarie no, you're gross


I live in the township so I'm in the middle. Park at your #inlaws you #love them!


@Kenziemusic1 @urLOVECULTURE omg I'm in love!\ud83d\ude0d\u2764


Well done today Celtic sorry Peter !!!!!!


Gorgeous day out!  Thank you Lord for today!  \n#gorgeouday #pinckneyvillestyle


Off to bed. Back to reality tomorrow morning. Merp. \ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4\ud83d\udca4


@JenMulqueen It's not to late to come back to the better team Jen.


@sami19xo seriously tho I'm fucking crying about everything . That tweet made me cry. I love you Sam! Haha


@Brittni_Dawn18 Lmao, it kinda looks like a baby cow.


A long long time ago in a galaxy far far away... kids didn't have finals they got to be Jedi's and have light sabers and learn the force!!!


Crew crew crew crew crew raunchy raunchy raunchy


@GaltsGirl that's just skipping on a reputation built from quality.


@caige why do your tour dates and line ups keep changing? I go to by one ticket and that show changed so i have to find another. :/


@KeyBraun Who is this girl? By calling you fat she's calling almost everyone your age fat? She needs a reality check \ud83d\udc81\ud83d\udc4f


#butseriously I miss my best friend... #sadtweet @megz_bb


What's mind blowing is the fact that matter is made up of tiny tiny tiny atoms in between vast amounts of space. Mostly giant gaps of space


Grandpa just called and said he was taking me to the Notre Dame game on Saturday #psyched \ud83d\ude01


You are everything I want 'cause you are everything I'm not.


Why is the senior dinner in the cafeteria this year #ghetto


@_kay_rae @hannahchristy4  no she's ugly guys shh


@Anna_Ham_5 I have two or three things to drop off lol


The Grateful Dead and The Rolling Stones are becoming the soundtrack to my life lately.


@harris_nick @ericmanninen worst/best game ever


I seriously don't wanna stay home again tonight \ud83d\ude29 someone do something with me


@DylanWagner13 mud wrestle? \ud83d\ude09


So tired. Haha sleep is callg my name lets see how is goes tonight


As much as I wanted Louisville to lose, Kevin Ware just makes this a feel good story.


Your account doesn't need to be verified #SorryNotSorry


Even at age 19 I still get socks for Christmas #lol


The \princess\" of campus was back at Roadies last night and tried to shove me off stage @kellikerr920 @gabby_lodowsky @lizaangelicchio"


Only 24 hours until I'll be back on my way home.. #thecountdown


@right_Lane_only @mattjohnston314 @KushParikshak can I hire u guys \ud83d\ude0f


I have like a million thoughts going through my head right now


I hate scary movies. Hate hate hate scary movies.


I probably see 5 people a day instagraming their Starbucks....


@leahannlovin143 cause I've been gone the past 4 weekends \ud83d\ude14


Making dinner though for anyone who cares join...promise you won't be disappointed lol.


Some of your pictures are better left to snap chat


Mazzios is the ultimate pizza place because of their ranch.


I think I'm going to become good friends with Kaitlin's close friends so I can make inside jokes about Kaitlin hehe \ud83d\ude04\ud83d\ude09


@maddie96xo nah sweetie I called you that when I was leaving the rec center I wasent looking for a fight I came to watch little ferry win


All that's on my mind is what I'm eating for lunch ! \ud83d\ude0a


@LiBiPoleVault12 to hurry and find workers. Please be responsible.


I'm pretty sure my sociology teacher is a Marxist. Oh great.


@bfost2 Love you too! Two weeks and we're gonna be #TTU the whole week!


#MyLifeWouldBeCompleteIf i could do what i want when i want.


Life has never been better. This is, hands down, the most exciting year of my life!


@RafLiesToBoys is it awkward I haven't heard of any of those places?


When the time comes, I'd rather be holding a piece, than a peace sign


I want to live my life without stress and worries, I don't need to be rich or famous. I just want to be happy.


@jrippa10 Aren't they soo good\ud83d\ude0d\ud83c\udf6a\ud83c\udf6a


I'm so excited for next week. AKA TRYOUTS \ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf80


I'm in love, I'm in love and I don't care who knows it!!


The amount of black main in this group message is unreal. @RuningSomeERINs @fugiJEN


@MontanaVS You? A sorority girl?  Bahahaha.


whyyyy is Michael's phone off \ud83d\ude15


@AntonioParra32 the two best ever. EVER. In the history of bluffs.


@DruuuuuuuChainz @MsalasMusic you said \I'm not on your dick anymore\" key word, Anymore. So this means that you once were. Are you gay?"


The devil doesn't come dressed in a red cape and pointy horns, he comes as everything you've ever wished forr


When people text me, it's a 2-5 message interaction then I'm done.


@mae_tori well guess what, Taydra won't be presenting her. Lol


I want a full gorilla costume I'd go bananas with that thing \ud83c\udf4c\ud83d\ude48\ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude4a


That's just messed up in so many ways \ud83d\ude14


If 2 cups of coffee and a monster don't wake me up I'm in trouble


Attacking public schools for not having prayer in school anymore is attacking our essential belief of separation of church and state.


Hangin with Bonnie at the track building, waiting for mom! #bestfriend #sobored


When people park in the parking lot like were kt! #gtfo


@jessfamigletti get dressed. We're going.


Sooo @Kails_Indahouse and I are hanging on the wall in Coach's office... #literally \ud83d\ude4a


for now, gonna do laundry & watch Hunger Games \ud83d\udc4d


@MatchboxTwenty  This will have to do since the tour's not coming to Pittsburgh! :(


White House down looks a lot better than Olympus has fallen


It's funny how such good memories can make you feel so sad.


were; shake her young crew into #battle readiness; and under no circumstances risk the integrity of the ship. The offici


Eating ramen noodles. Hell yes. THEY TASTE SO GOOD RIGHT NOW.


I really just want to be alone 99% of the time.


There is basically a hole on the bottom of my foot and it's making me wanna kill myself


Just shut your mouth so I can at least somewhat enjoy today with the people I actually care about


It's been a while since I felt butterflies like this \u263a\ufe0f


I'm so don't being nice to people who don't deserve it.


Hey bitch in the civic turn off your turn signal before I slash your tires


I need a vacation! \ud83c\udf0a\u2600\ud83d\udc20\ud83d\udc22


@shelbbb_shawww I'm going to miss you so bad.


Once 5:00 comes I can finally get back to normal life #nomorestress


Why do people judge based on people's music preference?


It's a way too pretty day to leave Florida for the ice cold Holland


Nobody worse than the stairmaster leaner over. Nobody.


I #love the in-depth commentary on American ninja warrior.


13 year old me would not have had palm skin if #doubledivas was on back then! So much tittay!


It's a mini breeders crown tonight at Mohawk


Contemplating if I should take my Under Armor off or not because it will be a bitch to put back on when it gets colder....


I blame your mother for not swallowing you.


At times I think I'm so broken that there's no fixing me...


@lizzfoley remember last weekend when you tweeted \dead \ud83d\udc3a\" and this is actually the dog emoji \ud83d\udc36"


The thought of school tomorrow makes me sick.


I'm glad there was no \Elf on the Shelf\" when I was younger. That thing is creepy as fuck."


Scrubbing is becoming an everyday thing now.. #ScrubLyfe


I feel like twitter is another way to be completely unsocial. All I see is subtweets. Even on twitter we hide behind our feelings


If you think I'm a bitch, most likely I don't like you. Save that little bit of nice I have for people I like.


School is definitely a reality check now isn't it. #ugh


I hate @ConnorWRock. Came home to nap and all I've done is read the chive.


Nothing irritates me more than people who repeatedly kick the back of my chair


@HaleyStahlman @lumberjack_lind you two are so cute!


This conversation going on between @ParaCooper17 and @ajuniet \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02 #killingme


@BarrelAngel he's absolutely gorgeous! I think him and Julia need to become friends


When people open your snapchat but don't respond <<<


Is it just me or is there a lot of subtweeting right now?


@BigA67AWP so is throwing floaties at people's faces


@rachellinfox Dissolvable stitches or they are to be removed later? Can she walk?


@gtfoveronica Kay, ill text you pictures!


I'm glad I can not only hear every word or the song but also feel the vibration of the frathouse's music next door \ud83d\ude49\ud83d\ude11


I miss my bubba \ud83d\ude16\ud83d\ude2b


@Tyler_Wendling its prom weekend everyone goes down the shore


My hairs only half straightened right now because I had to stop cause I was sweating too bad


Omg never had Italian food that tasted so great and I'm only on the appetizers.


@alexzandra_e at 10:30 in the morning? You're an animal haha


@A_YagerBomb that isn't how you spell gas amanfa


Assembly Hall looks nuts! #GameDay #GoBlue


All I want is to kiss, cuddle, have sex, massage, smell, touch, feel, sleep with, wake up to, laugh with, and create more memories with u \ud83d\udc94


I don't get it, there are so many tools in this world, do they not see the same thing?


It's called chivalry, you should try it! \ud83d\udc4d


Waking up in the shit hole really gets to me sometimes.


#Continuum is a beautifully written show and a great bit of sci-fi, despite its lack of space battles lol, w/ one of the nicest casts.


To go to the pool or not to go to the pool... #TheStruggle


@TreyCheers @ScottayDouchay @theedanaswanson @3rdBestDeal Yeah Scotty. SIT DOWN.


I miss doing frat laps around the drill field


I'm pretty sure I got punched in the stomach while I was sleeping


@dunbar95 I don't have a picture but I'm sure you will see it soon!


think i might be tryna get #lifted tn if its fo free


I've been up for 15 hours. Now I leave for the Dominican. I will be there in 14 hours #NoSleep #Pumped


The Talent Code, read the first page and its already amazing


Smashed my Ohm's Law test, wanna just take our DC test and leaveeeeee


Louisville's Teddy Bridgewater Is having a monster game


I'm glad I'm not one of those people that has to drink or be drunk to have fun \ud83d\udc4c


@jam6242 I made s'mores with rolos. It was actually good. Didn't do the traditional over the fire version. Used a recipe I have 4 the oven


Ha. I like how the talk showed the wax versions of one direction just then hahahha


Productive things I've done today- Dishes, shower.


@Shooknastyyy my boyfriend isnt shitty #justsayin


@Montrelle33 I'd be fantastic \ud83d\ude0f


I'm dying for another #tattoo #ineedmoreinkonmybody


I think ill just go for a long drive now and cry. #IHateMyself


Anybody know where my charger is? Hmmmmm. \ud83d\ude15


Just adding fuel to the fire haha I shall thank you!


I just refrain from being too annoying because I used to bug the shit out of people


Why is it that the one person you don't wanna see always crosses your path? #goaway


23 bedrooms, 20 bathrooms, a pool, 2 hot tubs, 3 kitchens, a bar, and an elevator, and all on the beach, too sad to leave \ud83d\ude12


@97_lynn @ForeverA_Runner okay bye\ud83d\udc4c


going to bed before my brain explodes from stress


This game is a beautiful thing!! #BUCN #fuckyeah


Lets hope me and Casandra don't get in any trouble tonight \ud83d\ude01


@ChadMee Im wondering the same thing it's pathetic


@zada_lee hahaha seriously I know. Nasty


@ShrandHell13 this is only the beginning.. mine will destroy families


Women who read 50 shades and were shocked have never fucked a real brotha before... the intellectual ones, not the jsil birds!


The older I get the more excited I am to grow up and have a family and my own house


@JennaIsGhost but you're in our circle of love \ud83d\udc9c


Second class is cancelled \ud83d\ude03#HappyFriday


@Its_Adrein yeah lol we should have took brute


Take 5 steps forward then 10 steps back..


Wind 2.2 mph S. Barometer 29.992 in, Falling. Temperature 82.1 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.02 in. Humidity 71%


@cheapet15 Brb I'm gonna look them up on YouTube. Any suggested songs?


Getting the best parking spots for days now #dope


We're all at half mast right now if you can't tell


My head is freaking pounding though \ud83d\ude32


Patiently waiting at the auto garage, to be financially raped....and so many people talking on phones... Loudly


Got my mid term finished! Thanks @AmandaMcD13 for the help :) you're the greatest! :)))


Stuck lock button on iPhone is turning every snapchat in to a screen shot. Sorry in advance!


@kenzietobiason I'm seriously obsessed with it\ud83d\ude0d


@RealJamesWoods is my new celebrity hero.


Dogs can sleep like 70000000000000000 hours a day. Not fucking fair.


@travieFresh aw man this sucks. but I understand


Where is the Christmas music !! It was just on in the car...


one time me and my cousin were doing the mexican hat dance and my other cousin was like \that was..uh very disturbing go see a counselor\""


Nigga, this ain't Glee. Get your shit together & stop singing


tonight would be a PERFECT night to go in the hottubbb


15 bucks little man, put that shit in my hand. And if that money doesn't show then you owe me owe me oh.


@c_harpin We're going again this summer so save uppp! \u2712


What if I deleted my twitter and made a new one? \ud83d\ude4a what should I do?


@tracefetterer I didn't see that at all.. and now I'm sad because his name was an early 2nd round pick, where the Eagles are picking :(


@Jwolff29 when's our next baseball game?


@davidcordova21 @ryanryanberger6 that's for retakes


I miss the way we used to be. Reading through my old texts.. Really wish I could just delete this shit


@MattEvansssss Zach and I are out here listening to your music. Pretty nice not even gonna lie <3


had to fast forward django to the end because I couldn't handle it.


the time difference is screwing with my head, gonna be a loong restless night


Only one more week of the NFL regular season. Let that sink in


So a UFO landed in ruffsdale? Wtf is up with that area. That's like the second one. #crazy hahaha


Waiting for that text that's never going to come


l frigates to take down the Galactic #Alliance.


@kally_kitten AWH! I'd love to! @__GLITTER__  HOOK ME UP! But awh I'm sure it sounds great! (:


@SarahR1chards omg that's kinda funny.. But that's only bc I wasn't there lol


@torie_10 @sthomp20 you're lucky I like you or I could be a real dick


My parent really just suck at being normal. Why can't their energetic driving music be like Skynyrd or Zeppelin or the Stones or something.


And I also love how Dillan doesn't have a twitter lol.


Hiking with mommy \ud83d\udc9a #lovehiking #greatweather


I want a pair of the Nike Air Yeeys.....does anyone have 2 grand I could borrow


It's New Year's Eve... Still no plans \ud83d\ude14


I am one lucky girl! I have the guy/fianc\u00e9/bestfriend in the entire world! #blessed  #thankyoulord \ud83d\ude4f\u261d\ufe0f


@NiallOfficial Good morning bby!! iloveyou. No spaces, no lies\ud83d\ude18\ud83d\udc9e


My house tonight !! If you drink BYOB if you smoke bring $10 if you smoke and drink BYOB and at least $5 ...


@Kelseygriffith1 Hey now.. You never said to tag him in it as well lol, not sure why your panties are in wad


Alexis is the loudest chewer. It's disgusting. Don't ever sit next to me again during dinner


@AyeItsMarias who's the guys by @rachel_tay88 ? lol


The governor is pyscho , who bites someone's fingers off :/ #TheWalkingDead #FightTheLiving


I hope this clears up soon cause i cant do this


I don't consider us friends anymore \ud83d\ude02


Im so thankful for @rachael_farmer1 !! \nI miss you soo much babe!!\nI love you!


When you're living out the Word of God, nothing can bring you down because He is constantly lifting us up!


so fucking bored. #shittyweather #someonetextme


@leanitus11 probably because most people sleep with their eyes closed. idk tho


Hope my car doesn't break down \ud83d\ude4f


The fact that @Hukriede will be in the US in less than 24 hours>>> \n\ud83d\ude18\u2764


GO TO HELL IF YOURE READING THIS AND IM NOT HERE


Oh and Kyle just for that picture I'm going to continue not to use my @ button \ud83d\ude08


@madi_mayfield @AmazingVines @Smileekylee95 @DaRealJoj I literally just pissed myself laughing


@drewbrownmusic @chrisfromcanada Maybe a sub post on including foreign labor (keys or something) on the finished project :D


Sooo a dark ombr\u00e9 or highlights?? #help


@EddieM180 thanks ed! Devils game on Friday \ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d


Don't know what to do about the situation... #ahh #solost


literally hearing people say cigarettes are gross makes me wanna smoke them more \ud83d\ude02


\Smize bright like a diamond\" #ANTM @DavidZorkboy"


If @justinbeiber doesn't do this he will be hated and Lose soo many fans #JusinMeetMurelle


My sister has the worst road rage ever. And such a foul mouth. #calmyourbritcheshoney


What a beautiful day to be a warhawk \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc9c


\Because if this is just a drunken incident, I don't want General Discontent over there using it as an excuse to remind"


Pissed off is an understatement \ud83d\ude21


@GoldGloveTV and the town I used to live in never got anything that bad.


Literally everyone has an emoji next to their name in my phone. Hahahaha.


I think it's incredible how much one person can make you smile


Sounds like I missed a great basketball game. \ud83d\ude12


@RedBirdTequila just like to inform everyone that this bar has the best looking baretendresses special shout out to Lauren for being so cool


I took a 3 hour nap earlier why am I exhausted


@geralyn_antczak I'm glad babe you deserve to be in the happiest mood \ue106\ue418\ue417\ue00e\ue328\ue329


All I want right now is some corporate coffee. #starbucksisdabest


I'm stuck driving my mom's car until Monday now \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udd2b #ptcruiserswag


But I swear if I get ANY drunk calls while in asleep I'll punch you three #NotKidding


@seanmullins @PREMIUMPOMPOM thank you that's what I was going for!


Door code won't work, light broken, and the cable is out...... Welcome back everyone


I wish I knew the names of the shows & toys I used to play with


@HeatherBaccam agreed! I'm in Iowa city all weekend but when I get back! #missmyhb


Roseanne Barr is defending Justin Bieber on Twitter but this doesn't blow my mind so much because I've been watching Roseanne reruns a lot.


We want it all, half was never the agreement, who\u2019d thought the route we chose would ever end up this scenic?


Driving past a Starbucks and not stopping is terribly hard for me.


The fact that the power outage broke our washer is making it reallyyy hard to find clothes to wear \ud83d\ude12 #pissy


@ReyLolitaRey your wishes have come true


@CamoCandace that's awesome! I don't think I'll get a new bow for years lol


Ahhh, wth. Yesterday my sammy wasn't cut, and now today I don't even have a sammy! Everything is wrong with this. @tomhotaling @kimann2862


Ok guys we won vs Denver! Get over yourselves and let's play some ball! That was too easy


@ExcuseMeWWE #StuckInOhio but would like to be your managing assistant on Smackdown, in return I'd like to be trained to wrestle


I'm going through @nofuxg1vn withdrawal.


This place is call \Ar-MAH-da\" cuz it took a whole one of those fatherfuckers to kill like 5 of those BAMFs who were here first."


Stop stop stop stop stop just fucking stop\u270b


@MorgBoucher @lucasmario92 @therrienbrandi bark? #leftout


@BONCA_ @godofilluminati greek? Where the fuck is italian


Mowing on my break earning money all day


@CalebCorriveau  your an asshole cabbbs.


Even tho I slept through most of every season... It was good from what I did see


When underage people get tattoos just to be as cool as the older kids <<<<


@cbreezy275 dude just shut up your being annoying


@ChrisMcMuffn I know, I'm sry. \ud83d\ude22


I really wish I knew what I had an allergic reaction to so I can make sure I never go near it again.


when I get home from madison I never want to unpack. so two weeks later, the night before I go again, I have to unpack & then repack #tough


No more poke salat till next spring......#earlywinter


okay mom I have plans, lets not do laundry when we're supposed to be walking out the door


@HALLLLEY_96 it's a good movie . I only accept her, London Tipton and Harold from Harold and kumar as Asians . All others can die


@ANNI3GLOCKNER thank you love \ud83d\ude18 I hope you have a good vacation too! Can't wait to see you when we both get back! \ud83d\udc6d


@Shane_Ray21 cook me and Vinny a pizza and have us over


Couldn't copy my style at Kinko's.      @AnthonySorge


@HuddlestonLaura I KNOW \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


@chandrabingg I know you do \ud83d\ude0f you're welcome! Love ya too \ud83d\udc95


@JayBaayBee I don't know. They're just making me laugh


I'm home , I'm back to where I belong ! Never do I hope this happens again , but it was an experience (:


knowing I have to go to school tomorrow <<<


Guys should take care of their girls, and girls should take care of their guys. Why is that so hard.


@BSidesNarrative Oh, by accident. Right.


For my kids I'll have plenty of story's about all the times I got played.


Work too much. Not enough time for bad luck


Avenged Sevenfold\nHollywood Undead\nShinedown\nThree Days Grace\nBlack Veil Brides\nBreathe Carolina\nAll Time Low\njust to name a few\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


I wanna go Christmas present shopping! Why don't I have any money?! #broke


My geography test today is about oil and energy. I would assume I'll do well with this.


@JeremyBasford nothing for like a month. No phone, school, twitter, anything. GTA only


@Laura_Lynn3 @jake623tijan I said I would cook something!! You left too soon! You wouldn't say what you wanted!


@OwenDorsey69 thats ur opinion...lebrons the best all around ball player ever.  The only person comparable is magic. MJ is a differentplayer


@tianaswenson12 Megan Megan Megan Megan Megan


Seriously, Toy Story Mania is one of the funnest rides I have ever been on!


love coming home to pizza.\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\udc4c\ud83c\udf55


don't get me wrong.. I love being single. but I get a little lonely lol


@GaryKiefer724 whenever I can connect to live. Add crimsoning


Breakfast at @BeckGuastello's this morning


Some people in this world shouldn't be allowed out of their homes, much less allowed into restaurants. #icant


@Draplin got your dm thanks and no worries about the delay I know you have a lot going on.


Mudding with @linwilliams123 @CBreez94 @adoster6 @Bdaniels70 \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0d


Sorry guys, can't make it to class, I've got the suds. #Spongebob


Everyone just gave me a 10 minute lecture on how I need to stop being a vegetarian \u270c\ufe0f


@MileyCyrus makes me feel better \ud83d\ude0d\u263a\ufe0f


SC takes a 24-18 lead with a 15-yard TD pass. 8:04 left in the game. #Huskies


@shiprocked @LivingColour Hells yeah!!   Seein them this Sat in Pittsburgh!\nNow get Dead Sara


My old teacher is in the car next to me. kill. Me.


even the nicest people have their limits.


It feels like summer when you're far away from me


I'd be a lot merrier if I haf a christmas tree made of light green.


I cant believe that I stumbled on to your system @SwaggieJana I @stealthmoves67 have already banged 2 chicks this week


If only I cared half as much about this paper as I do about composing tweets.


As if it wasn't obvious enough, I care so much about you.


I'm gonna pop some tags, only got twenty dollars in my pocket


@EvanManning8 you were prolly hamboned trying to get trolls to stop creepin on you haha


If he wanted you to be around or talk to him he would have said something by now. It's not your place, no one wants you around. #getlost


Find me one person from Pennsylvania who knows how to drive


like don't say \well I really like this buuuuut....\" and then proceed to say it's basically the worst thing ever"


Youre about as relevant as mean girls two. \ud83d\ude12


Hate when girls who are supposed to be your friend do shady shit behind your back


#TheOlderIGet the more I realize you gotta take each moment & cherish it. you never know when life may be taken from you.


@KSousa86 i think i'll at least be able to handle the air force. The air force is very family oriented...


All I see is dolla $igns! \n\n\n\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n.\n#InMyDadsWallet haa


You were so cute until you asked for a smoke #disappointed


Spiced up my twitter for the holidays \u2744\ufe0f


If you make a penis out of Legos... Is it a literal cock block? #MindBlown


Lady don't tell me my Tervis is Clemson and not Auburn because Auburn's mascot is an eagle. Uhh no no honey you're wrong. I know my team.


@TheDoctor570 is monday the day we preform the song for extra credit?


@stepfcarroll Don't worry babe! 2 months will go by quick! I love you!!!


@Sean_904 @elliottwarford @Olivia_beech @joannebeech @RowdyBoling that's what a 5 hr car ride does to you!!!


@amandaa_machey Exactly how I feel about watching Duke.


can it just be Christmas break? \ud83d\ude29


Big shopping day tomorrow \ud83d\udc5c\ud83d\udc62


Soccer and hockey players.. \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


Walking into your car when it's really cold outside <<<


In like two days all my friends are gonna be sick.. #mybad


holla if you need me.. you know I still got you


Laying my head by the window to listen to the melody of rain \u263a\u2614


@ashlulek they're having a 300 ft catwalk they said it in 1D day


every piece of clothing that I got for Christmas is black grey or navy and all is right in the world


I'm gonna preform a musical number in the hallway now brb


I use the word probs more than anyone probs should..


@NickDrews89 I watched it last night too on Comedy Central haha


I seriously feel like crap! \ud83d\ude37 #ugh #wishifeltbetter


@ThatDickScott @tokenwhitedude hopefully their big data doesn't indicate someone in your household booking frequent hotels in Greenwood.


Does anyone know if the bus to the park is running this morning right now??


Bball game at 4.  Then hanging with the family . @stevens_erik @mcremeans01159 @GoddessSarah @chloe_mcclung


I suppose I'll go fall in the shower now... since life is a tuxedo without a bowtie.


S/O to @_ObeyDooley for being the best boyfriend ever :)


Fuck you haters! Fuck yes! Holy shit holy shit!


@elCastle27 we can continue this until the end of days, I'm still laughing about the offensive \stars\""


@mikesaunders78 I'm tired of my PC and I have a bunch of other #Apple products already. I'll just get the AppleCare with it.


Kiwi is about to die. She is the worst thing ever.


Back yard mowed. Next on my agenda? Jacob has another practice game at Southern. Love watching my grandkids do anything. :-)


@BigJFJ61 not gonna lie that's literally the only funny thing I've heard you say hahaha


If you fuck with either of my best friends chances are that I'm gonna hit you


Those where just excuses for you to go to someone els


Bed extremely early tonight \ud83d\ude0a


I need some time to recollect these thoughts of mine.


It's so creepy that iOS 7 knows my schedule, like what days I go where


When you meet people and you just want to tell them that they are half way towards sleeping in a van and checking into rehab


Potentially gonna lose my shit very soon.


@Mccrary74 no the triple you got and the one that hit the wall where you got a single!


I really hope my dress comes sooner rather than later.


Before you embark on a journey for revenge, dig two graves.


Theres a fine difference between being focused and locked in.


@_RonKelley11_  welll cheap to me is a couple bucks lol


Even when I'm with my boo, boy you know I'm crazy over youuu\ud83d\udc9c


Took care of 5 kids all day and made all 3 big meals an managed to keep the house clean AND laid out. #success #wifemeup


Maybe if I wish really hard we will have a snow day tomorrow!!!!! #wishing


Finally got that @DCRiBBZ for the 6th time \ud83d\ude4c


@GamingProbz360 I'm done trying to explain why you're going about it wrong. You're not going to listen to anyone.


don't think it would ever happen but bring jagr to boston.


Now theirs a look in your eye like black holes in the sky. Shine on you crazy diamond!!


Two more days & it will make a year that I met the one person I can honestly say is my best friend that I can truly trust! Love my Puppet\ud83d\ude0a


no no.. we do not go up in time.. we go down! Why are we going up now?


Wow this is really hard to hear. \ud83d\ude22 #tearyeyed


I promise that any expectation you could ever set for me, I've already set a higher one.


I can't lie no more got to stay true to myself!!


@rkelber04 hahahha yeah right! I'd get shot.


@alyssasater93 dont you mean sit on your ass in front of a screen? Haha


@BargainoCentury Great! The Mrs. & I went to CT for a weekend vacay, but we were 15 minutes from the Bins, so.....


I never thought I would miss my parents this much when I left for college, but my Dad's good night texts are just killing me #daddysgirl


I think rohen might have acid reflex... #idk #ineedtocallhisdoc


Don't let them fool ya or even try to school ya


OH MY GOSH #PLL ... Mind blown \ud83d\ude33


I know God has bigger and better plans for me than I have for myself.


I'm a full grown queen bee lookin for honey \ud83c\udf6f\ud83d\udc1d


@ltaylor100 Yes. White Rain hair conditioner once made me do a double take as well.


Didn't really feel like crying tonight. But shit happens.


Kinda feeling like a kid again - waiting on the neighbors to get home so we can play #bored


Do the Republicans think if they all say the same thing over and over we'll believe it and think that it was each of their own original idea


@abbeyk15 that's good! Is Austin running working?


The problem with love is it's so hard to live without it\ud83c\udfb6


@buttlos @kdawgb DO YOU GET PAID EVERY WEEK OR EVERY OTHER WEEK


@toorryeee the emoji who is laughing hysterically


@kaitlynkirch07 I just went to go read your contact an it said yo Kesha! Literally took me 10 mins to figure out It was you\ud83d\ude02


Champions like Jordan always play great. Champions like Lebron play like a rollercoaster.


@huntnfish86 Barefoot Moscato got the best of me, but I will prevail soon! #drunkbitchproblems lol


Just filled out my application to Hot Topic. Oh yes.


@Italianbrother @rugfoot we have done one on architecture and the street critique will post in the next week. It's going to be epic


@lindsayygerber maybe if we look real hot we can win them over in August


@taataa_tiaa don't delete your messages , I wanna read them tomorrow ! Did he explains why he was actin like that?


Ready for some baseball today! \u26be\ud83d\udc9b\u2764


I've doubled my closet in the past week and I still won't have anything to wear.


That was the funniest thing I've seen all week #cowboys


Can't wait to see my daddy! #6dayswastoolong


@clairmariet  tweet tweet(: #scienceclass


Why do I spend so much time thinking about everything we had.


@macyyyy_ not too shabby considering I barely studied \ud83d\ude0e


So ready to watch kentucky kick some butt tonight\ud83d\ude3b\ud83d\udc99\ud83d\ude3d


@thediamondbaby #drool #high \ud83d\udc4b


When the girl you like doesn't text you back <<<<<<


@J_harrison10 I hate you! \ud83d\ude2d\nJk I couldn't hate you but I would hush! Before I kick ur butt!!


Paul just delivered the best sermon I've heard in years \ud83d\ude4f #bestyouthminister #sexiestyouthminister \ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f


I hope Ray Ray just heard me yelling and crying in my room like I hear her every week... We could call it even \ud83d\udc4c


@AnthonyG729 are you going to judge me if I say yes?


Just found out that one of my creeper is a sex offender holy crap #getmeoutoffdcc


realizing the true meaning of friendship.


All my friends know how I feel about snow \u2744\ufe0f\ud83d\ude2b\u2744\ufe0f #sNOw


I really need to go to bed \ud83d\ude15.


@troyhaydenfox10  Her sister. Tweeted they were on their way to Grand Canyon. 2hrs ago.


Already have my outfit picked out for this cruise next month.. You can probably say I'm a little excited #nbd


@TerriSPAZ @ravie30 I can't wait! I missed not having anything to tweet about last night. No #devilsride to make fun of


Her dad is racist too. #LikeFatherLikeDaughter


Why do you care about what people got to say about you?


Smokin underneath the star projectors guess we'll never where harvard gets us


Liking you is so frustrating \ud83d\ude20


@PredsNHL when does the schedule get released. I want to know what @TennesseeTitans & @PredsNHL games to go to!


@ihatejerelcoles idk man, I got pedal game matched only by lance Armstrong himself haha


Cool, this series has my favorite car ever!  A Ferrari F40!


@libby_corlett @ClaireMDonovan @JuliaTelesca haha


Hey girl are you a cellphone? Because I would put you on silent


Pink night is always a highlight of the volleyball season.


Victoria's Secret semi-annual sale \u2764 #yesplease


@PedDick honestly you are the only person to make me laugh in all day hahahahahhahahaha


woah britt I was just trying to be funny I'm sorry don't be mad ily


The Vikings should give up on Ponder now trade for Freeman and save their season. Freeman is 25 and a really good qb


@nanas1976 @AmyinAtlanta212 @AbbyPhillips113 You are very very rude and disrespectful


Happy 26th anniversary to one of the best rock albums ever made, Appetite for Destruction. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\udc4c\u2764


And I think I still like you \ud83d\ude05


@selenalennea i seriously wish i could be there or at moms too. it's crazy you're posting about it cause i just woke up from a sad dream.\ud83d\ude14


@nm_compliments makes everyone vulnerable haha


I really want to know what goes on in Buckley gym on Friday mornings


@JarradBooth thanks and I know it shouldn't but you know how everything goes I don't like someone trying to control me ill just \ud83d\ude4f for me


Serious separation anxiety as I lay beneath an empty bunk right now @MadHenn123 \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude01


Life's a game made for everyone and love is the prize


I really want a chocolate shake :/ #cravings


When you don't know what you're doing, it's better to do it quickly.


@Schuettesam stay strong! We will make it through this!:)


Matty Ice just marched down the field in 2 plays...


Laying on the couch all day watching movies. First up is The Devil Wears Prada.


@PRIEBE18 @4Mavery @Ricky_Rozay96 lol truuuuuu


Someone come hangout with me and Steph because were cool and you know you want to


The gym is a must everyday this week due to my bad weekend habbits


Days like today make me want to hibernate \ud83d\ude34


please stop plowing the roads i don't want school


@mackenziemedved haha I didn't until you showed us


What was I supposed to do, standin there lookin at you


It's ridiculous how uneducated and ignorant people about Obamacare, yet they continue to spout opinions.


What if being strong isn't forcing yourself to do something because you know you should


@BriaNejea hahaha oh goodness #embarrassing


\You're on your phone too much\" oh sorry didn't know you bought it for me to not use it"


@SorenPJensen what would Helga's nickname be..?


Lmaaoo when the cop mistakes my dad for a teenager and tells him to go in the house #dieing


@MikeGilbs09 he is recording his radio show there from 8-9


@luke_duquette @lfergsx13 @BenLuttinen @michael_farley8 okay :)


I'd rather live on my own than pay you anything.


Cat still isn't home. I feel like I can't leave. I just want to be here to shut allllll the doors once she's here.


When a girl thinks of her future with her boyfriend, it's normal. But when a boy thinks of his future with his girlfriend, he's serious.


I wish this guy would call me back so I could buy this freaking carrr


@casey_rife NOW I WANNA CRY THE LADY KILLED HER BABY. OMG IM GOING TO \ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\ude2d


Steves gotten a ton of minutes tonight...do i smell a double double ??


Well, I finished The Office. What am I supposed to do with the rest of my existence?


Reminiscing to the days when I didn't have a stepmom and my life was perfect\ud83d\udc4d #FuckOff


Justin Beibers mustache is fucking hideous


I will never get over what just happened \ud83d\ude2f


tbh i will probably end up joining the military


I'm about to go full bush with @The_Fresh_Goods


I'm not sad anymore I'm just tired of this place. If this year would just end I think we'd all be okay.


Might be going to Denver days with sammmmmm.\ud83c\udf38


casually changed to a nude lip during seventh period


Can't believe this dude just asked what he did, has he lost his mind, I see now #fuckoff


@spencerduncan4 turnin up as we speak, 3rd TD


Oh that's cool. Put a damn space between his last name, Twitter. Like he is Chinese. No.


Ok honestly how the fuck do you eat 2 boxes of dryer sheets a week and not die?


I enjoy the Vampire Academy books I hope the movie will be just as great.


I wanna scream, yell, fight, but I just no longer have the energy..\ud83d\udc94


The fact that @Hukriede is able to text me now>>> #peacockgotherwings #lettinherfly


@NDNankleBreaker they'd be the cutest couple ever omgggggggggg!!


@bradical94 oh man this was my fb  status like last week! Nice.


We will never agree on the terms \this week\" and \"next week\" @suppmarlaaa"


if people knew about half of the subtweets other people tweet about them, everyone in this world would hate each other.


11 girl I love you so much & we've been close since 7 grade! You're gorgeous, so fun to hangout with& can't wait for this season with you. \ud83d\udc95


\Brooke, go read your bible!\" -my mother \ud83d\ude02"


If Emily doesn't shut the fuck with her stupid snoring I'm going to kill her. @emilyracicot98


Actually, almost every Big10 school has more overall championships than UofL.


@brookegiles Hageman trying to make play gets facemask more than i can say for our Vikes D


@crkimmet_7 haha so did that today and FAILED miserably \ud83d\ude1c


i love when my kitty cuddles with me literally all night. \ud83d\ude3b\u2764


@AJisNotHere this is why I love you \u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764\u2764


When everything is wrong you make it soo right


@sammyymarranco I'd give anything to have one more year and trust me I'd work extremely hard


How fitting of you to do this consistently time and time again.


Cleavage and puppy eyes. Gods gift to women to get out of tickets


The siren of the boat police never gets old here at WOL! Except when it's 10 o'clock....


I'm still freezing from the game. At least we won and I made it until the end...barely. \ud83d\ude12


When the one person you don't ever want to text you does.... \ud83d\udd2b Killin me.


@R_Mill_21 I came out of there \ud83d\ude4a


I just would like everyone to know that my laugh got complemented by the comedian at Hilarities tonight.. Soo #happyfridaynight


Sick as hell. Its been a while since I've been this sick....


I've been here before a few times and I'm quite aware we're dying... So here I am, I'm trying


In bed watching Netflix \ud83d\ude0d\ud83d\ude0d


@trent330 @Caskey_Mitch how Trent I didn't do your work for you today?


@daisyarambula3 well we just got back like 10 minutes ago..we went to the semis!


Lately, it's impossible for me to wake up. I'm really hating my sleep schedule.


Thanks for letting the Bills have Carpenter, Miami.


Just not a great game at all for the #Penguins tonight


Some lady back talked to me about the wifi at McDonald's. It is a miracle she is still alive.


What @chilidowler just retweeted I'm dying. \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@AustinHutch9 it's not that cool I don't even remember living in Germany.


Makes me mad that Candice leaves and brad gets to stay. #bloodvswater


Seeing @nicole_meyer14 today was the highlight of my week <3 I've missed my cousin-sister an unreal amount!


@d1stracti0n check out my YouTube channel


Hey pretty girl by Kip Moore will literally always make me cry\ud83d\ude2d\ud83d\udc95


@EricSHinton does that mean it's going to suck? Sorry, not familiar with that phrase.


@LexiLanxon @H_Matney34 why did faggot ass hunter tag me in dat


@WomanFreebiesUS Are you still giving away eggs #win on #egghunting


@alex_manuell that's why i went to my settings and turned the automatic date and time off and just set it to the right time but wtf doe


My bed at home is like sleeping on a bag of rocks compared to my bed in Mankato.


Is it a prerequisite that you have to be crabby to work at the DMV?


Anyone want to go golfing later today???? #Anytakers


So tomorrow is the first day of spring and there is still like 2 feet of snow on the ground #somethingswrong


It must be just me who cares more about the food than presents. \ud83d\ude0b


I'm downloading something right now... #sad


@Dang_its_tonii idk why zoe favorited this because shes a cunt.


@drmikemurdock. BY THE WAY I CAUGHT U LAST NIGHT ON WORD NETWORK AND WAS BLESSED BY YOUR GUEST. AND U WERE  LOOKING QUITE ENERGETIC.


Nobody should be wondering why the chicken crossed the road. It's none of y'all's business. Let the chicken do its thing and you do yours.


I should have got my 8 hours, beauty sleep for a school boy is a must\ud83d\ude34


@kgreen6337 you promised tomorrow! Don't let me down!!


Yup I shouldn't of said two ... #HardChoices


I want to come to a point in my life where money isn't a factor because I just have it


@tylersexyphan why did you spell my last name wrong


The best damn thing you lucked into that's easy girl, mine would be you


\u201c@ilystratford: AAAAAAAH AHAHHAHA ILY OMG ILY ILY EM\u201d FUCK YOU IT'S NOT FUNNY


\Do you like mixed drinks or beer?\" \"Anything through a funnel.\" #WINNING"


@mike_studd @_2SHANEZ__ sounds fantastic now I don't have to watch it


@missoanita i kinda have a clue;)he eats crap on a daily basis:-)))


I mean I guess I'll watch criminal minds for the next 3 minutes then so nothing


@katyperry @GMA  I love it. Looks like the cover photo will have a prism affect on it when you move the cd case around??


At least I'll be getting a new bed on friday to be stuck in forever


my blind dog just ran into the coffee table twice in a row hehe


Now I see why I'm single, apparently being a gentleman is frowned upon! Haha sorry ladies, I'm not going to change :) #loveydoveylife


@NossonZand please get in touch with me soon


@dockrasovsky Buenos Dias mi kerido y guapo Doc!! Excelente jueves!! Besos


Happy feast day \ud83c\udf57\ud83c\udf75\ud83c\udf74\ud83c\udf7b\ud83c\udf5e\ud83c\udf70 #eatup


The fact that I'm taking a math class with the word \calculus\" in it terrifies me. #help"


@BobbyRowlett05 FEED ME AND TELL ME I'M PRETTY. \ud83d\ude01\ud83d\ude0b


@KeriAnneWard you're the best & sweetest thing ever \ud83d\ude0d


Take all the desks out of the school. Every last one of them.


You're a whore. And I hope you get aids.


@HuffingtonPost She's oh so lovely... I wear a military-style bra & a visible onesie. Does that count?


Thank you speech pathology classes for making me not feel completely stupid \ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f\ud83d\ude4f


@Ashton5SOS come meet me at Philips arena. Shows almost over, I'll show ya around town \ud83d\ude18


@CharleneStout8 come shoot basketball with me and caleb at the park, I overslept ):


@holliesmiles...you look gorgeous today! You go girl!


If we ever got a suicide note essay prompt I would get at LEAST 100% if not extra credit. Is that kinda sad????


My life consists of me shoving my face with food. All day. Everyday. #fatass


@BritneyBracken @lindseyygeist I still don't know why that comment ever came out of my mouth.....


Cannot wait till after school to hear of my kids' emotional self-discovery epiphanies. Today is Feel Day.


People who are soooooo in love so fast and change the person every week seriously get on my nerves.


@Livvvss #toughinthestreets. For real though. Have y'all been to Flame. Cause it's so good!


@radicaltittiess don't do that the sun is too hot


I hate how some people are not thankful for anything


on an unrelated note, I should stop waving at strangers that are waving to people behind me


@tori__johnson JUUUUUST KIDDDING! YOU'RE COMING TO MONTANA


I feel like if I get there right at ten I'm gonna seem desperate.


That ravens coach is a prick and I'm glad millions of people saw that on TV\ud83d\ude12


@HockeyMeesh Am I reading that tweet from the Flyers right? Wow.


@27inarow whos your lock tonight? #nomorefingernails i got bruins so far.


@SydWilson2508 otherwise its look like you were creeping and then your just stuck looking at your screen like \ud83d\ude05


Tom fails to recognize how awesome his mother is


geesh, @Conn_Renn needs to calm down \ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude33


I like when people come into work and try and sell use shit.


@KaraMuki16 what was that champagne song you played today?


Can I please meet @OfficialSoMo and @whoisvers ?


@carrieunderwood you did a beautiful job on #SoundOfMusicLIVE


@EM00re16 @mikeyp3258 @h0ckeydiva I hate them, I have NEVER owned a land line phone, still get 4 of the damn things a year


Austin and Chris go to the casino #GetRichSquad @Amff1994


Is it socially acceptable for me to nap at the empo?


I haven't slept in my own house since Saturday I think...


@Zone15Dre wait what happened !? I left the house


Three exams on Monday time to put in some work


I'm other news. My mother is now awake..


#ThingsIGetALot your a ginger, your white, haha look at all your freckles


and the 4th line scores again! #bruins up 2-1


I dare you to move, I dare you to lift yourself up off the floor \ud83c\udfa7 #Switchfoot


& baby this pains worse than it ever was.


I like when you're protective, it's just new to me. I've never had to deal with it before.


Life is not a looking glass, don't get tangled in your past.


I'm completely honest and straight forward with you, why can you be the same way with me?


I just wanna be in Falmouth, in my bed, cuddled up with my pusspuss \ud83d\udc31


All I can do at this point, is be positive.


@TooDrunkForYou you lucky bastards \ud83c\udf7b


Why does my iPad keep turning on and off.


every Philadelphia team ... \u270b #justno #suckadick


@_anniebovslice me too! I wish I could pay security to guard my room of these beasts.


The pilot for Dexter was SO FUCKING GOOD.


Tomorrow means vail for the cousins wedding. And it's gonna snow. Bring in that open bar


The only friends I need are my family and my roommate.


@haleythebirdie @TheJulieLather @sanielle11 @ressijicks @Prestodeflecto hahahahahahaa


Tomorrow is the last day of CPR class and I'm so sad. That was the funnest class!


@MITCH_please_ and once you pick them up, there's just no putting them down. Haha


Saw tons of guys today with big arms and no legs.. #WhatAreYouDoing


Screw you guys, I'll watch football and pretend to know everything about it for as long as I live. Jackasses.


@ughKevinG it is though my twitter is dead. I have a new post every 45 minutes it's fucked.


Man zander takes up more of the bed than I do. #ThatsAProblem


After today at 1'o'clock I'm officially free from homework and tests for a week! Bring on the festivities! \ud83d\ude4c\ud83d\ude01\ud83c\udf7a


@STenoever HAHAHA. As long as you do it back....?!


Watching old american idol seasons and realizing how much I love @SimonCowell


@CampbellDJosh dude they didn't even have toilet paper


@KelseiKing yeah well good luck with state this weekend


When you look in the mirror is it actually what you look like or do mirrors make you look nicer than you do.


@krystiequack u do! I wouldn't lie about that


I didn't think I was gonna be this upset about it.


@DevonJCollins sonnen need to just join wwe he'd fit in so much better #clown


Only thing is I hate Brady so much more than Romo...


@Anthony_Fiducia you're kidding right...


@jillgilardi thanks for keeping us updated! :)


I'm ready to shave the mustache. But for the sake of November I'll keep it.


Bong hits with my mom and bff after a great thanksgiving \ud83d\ude0b


@em_f_ never quoting me in these tweets anymore.  Luckily coach doesn't have feelings


What's with this cold in the summer time?! I can't breathe!


Glad I got to see @AmberMerriam last night! \u263a


Literally I just need to be with @Ahoganxo and @Taylor_Burnell before I freak


had the most perfect weekend. couldn't be any happier\ud83d\ude0a


When I look back, I ran away from you because I was scared. You accepted me, I accepted you. But I was afraid of that... I'm still sorry.


@Cimorelliband preformed at the wood feild mall today! Omg.


I really have a new way of viewing things .


Behind every favorite song there is an untold story.


Black Friday is more homework and taco day for me. \u2615\ufe0f #collegeprobs


Bitches be in a relationship with single niggas-realist shit I heard all day.


I'm actually so excited for tonight's dinner


Thinking if you banana @bristevenss \u2764\ufe0f\u2764\ufe0f\ud83d\udc9e


This season is full of whiny, insecure men! #bachelorette


And all the while I tell myself to just believe\nCause nobody can give so much\nAnd never get anything


It's too hot to put on my work clothes uhhhh


@BS_PreachersKid also I prefer to be called a good student rather than a nerd. #justsaying


@tim_bouch @tdubs96 oh wow... Can we still go sledding?


Re-Runs of Snooki and Jwoww never get old.


Ya boys finished 7-6. I didn't forget about our tweets stunna @AaronWLaBove


They say you either eat to live, or live to eat. I definitely live to eat #feedme


@S_ea_n_ Thanks I wish I could get over it.  Easier said than done.  Learning lots about myself though.  Oh boy!!


So I basically have week left in New York everybody.....


Awww poor Jack \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\ude12\ud83d\ude2a #Revenge


@michaelvilla_1 Theyre good, Ant too, but A$AP Mob thrives off of Rocky and Ferg


boyfriends been unavailable for the past three hours bc of fantasy football #ohmy #itsserious


@DoryBabes the mall was the best place for that.


It's toasty out! It's 21 degrees outside! #MN


Why did I choose to attempt to watch Greys 10 min before work? Now I can't watch the whole thing! The suspense is killing me :(


@tonycreel hoping my book will also be on the shelves there soon! \ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02\ud83d\ude02


@nveljovicova14 @EthanElw13 @halesbutler hey now I have these problems


@gabriellapayan don't sleep or have friends, that frees up like 10 hours


This 3 hour class is killing me\ud83d\udc80


About to watch the movie 42. I hope it's as amazing as it looks.


A guy that smells good, is automatically more attractive.


@amybruni welcome back and glad to see you on the show again.


Wind 8 mph W. Barometer 1018.0 mb, Steady. Temperature 33.4 \u00b0F. Rain today 0.42 in. Humidity 100%


Friday #dayoff freshly packed bowl \ud83d\ude00\ud83d\udc4d #getittt


Just fell up the stairs of Dobson but didn't spill my chicken bowl. Solid performance.


Good morning guys. Hope you slept well last night. I know I did. And I hope you all have a good day today. I know I will for sure.


Will you do my nails for the 4th? @laur_graz


@Marilyn_Mira I have the whole weekend off. So you won't be seeing me till next weekend. Sad face. I'll miss you.


I've never been so excited to eat Taco Bell. @amanda_weakley


FINALLY reunited with my best friend @SydneyHirst14 all night long \ud83d\ude0a


I feel that @mrjwillie_phs needs lights that go around his porch!! #LightItUp


My car is the most unsafe thing to drive. I already fishtailed like three times. #becarefuloutthere


@erlerx a baseball player for the reds #JoeyRice > #JoeyVotto


If you're gonna lie to me you better make sure you're not a dumbass.


I am looking forward to moving to Manchester next mouth!


@ColeWheel agreed I told him I came to Bloomfield last night to talk to him face to face


@ACarnesRidnCrew thank goodness \ud83d\ude4c is it pretty?!


Got Kyler signed up again this year for @jmac_18 football camp in St. Louis! It's a great chance for kids to learn life lessons & football


\@DannyTanner: My problem with making new friends is that everyone already has friends\""


Yup. Just saw some guy walk into the bathroom with a toothbrush and tooth paste..


That dream last night was the worst dream I've ever had.


i love how everyone going tonight keeps telling me they can't wait to see my reaction \ud83d\ude02


@meghanwhitee3 already giving her a pep talk about what to say now\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\udc4d\ud83d\ude0f\ud83d\ude0f


Well screw you too. I just love being blown off. #subtweet \ud83d\ude14\ud83d\udc4e


@KelseyQuinn6 >>> every other person ever to live


I'm hilariously terrible at parking. like it's not only bad, but it's so bad that it's laughable


IB kids don't laugh at jokes they correct them


@BrittanyMarie06 I'm two weeks behind now \ud83d\ude33


@heyitsash3 you're not mad at us are you?


@LewisUSMC_THK yeah no kiddin. Even though i didn't go last year


Dont worry about what people say just live in the moment


In case anyone has any pillow attacks planned for the night ill make it easy, I'm in room 716 \ud83d\ude02


How many fucking times do I have to say ill pay you back. Holy shit.


Home with my parents on a Friday night. #ThisBlows


I think my mum is trying to give me the silent treatment.\ud83d\ude02


when will the lying and bullshit with you end?


Anyone wanna cruise with me #Bored get an adventure


I can't believe I just punched him twice


I love when my dog steps in paint then walks all over my white floors in my room and almost went on my white bed ... great day


Anyone want to hear what amanda did at the mall yesterday @ReidddThis @MadelineMurph12 #thatsmygirl


It's official Idc what the content of the tweet is, from now til forever I'm favoriting every single one of Kylie's tweets.


I'm not in love but the sex is good \ud83c\udfb6


I feel the need to be a sarcastic butthead to everything @elizkoontz tweets. It's cool. We're bffs.


People ask me how's school going and I just say ok. It's ok cuz I don't know anyone and I hate making friends. It's a never ending cycle smh


Amber just killed it #DWTS @MsAmberPRiley @derekhough


Pissed off is an understatement \ud83d\ude21


We have a field trip today\ud83d\ude0a\ud83d\udc4d


Just laying here staring at the ceiling #wishicouldsleep


My music mentors say I need to learn to cop used gear....I hate used anything.


@kracklinrosie Oprah isn't exactly Oprah anymore....but it'll be nice to see her on TV again.


And we have a lot of fun together. That's good too I guess. Lol