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What did the girl on her period say when she got caught? you caught me red handed!
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What do cats listen to during their free time? they listen to podcats.
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How many performance artists does it take to change a lightbulb? i don't know, i left early.
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What do you call a one-eyed sailor? pop-eye the sailor man!
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These 19 men are vying for best actor in the 2018 oscar race
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#totalhonestytuesday lets you be your true self on instagram
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Why do people in wheelchairs wear shoes? do they think they're gonna magically start walking?
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Why are mountains so funny? because they're hill areas
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Neighbor opens fire as father in clown mask chases child
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Why china's economic woes are causing alarm in africa
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Why did leonardo di caprio laugh at the oscar joke? he finally got it!
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Sen. richard burr: the cloak and dagger senator
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6 ways to pull off the metallic makeup trend we’re seeing everywhere
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What do you call a cheap circumcision? a ripoff.
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Beckerman sisters' anniversary: one year in outrageous blogger looks (photos)
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What did one coffin say to the other? is that you coughin'?
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Why does reddit hate pilipinos? everybody hates pilipinos.
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Sorry, georgia, you won't get your first latino federal judge after all
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What pokemon can you find at auschwitz? gastly
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Kim kardashian appears makeup-free at tanning salon the day kourtney gives birth (photos)
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Shot my first turkey today.. scared the shit out of everyone in the frozen food section...
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What's gordon ramsay's favorite movie? it's fucking frozen
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How giving up multitasking can change your life
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Coroner: no evidence b.b. king was poisoned before death
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Lisa belkin and carol fishman cohen discuss returning to work after kids on 'today'
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What sort of shoes to ninjas wear? sneakers.
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Restaurant customer has beef over being called 'fatty' on receipt
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Sarah hyland pulls a taylor swift on the blue carpet
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Omarosa's white house departure is 'the fourth time we let her go,' spokesman says
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After 4 months, i lost 270 pounds now she's my ex-wife
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Did you hear about the new fiber one bars? apparently nobody gives a shit.
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It is so cold outside that i saw a politician with his hands in his own pocket
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Other people's children are my form of birth control.
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When i own my sexuality, will i need queer visibility any less?
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What's long and hard on a black man? the first grade.
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My best friend stole my wife from me... i am really going to miss him.
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The first fight donald trump should pick as president, according to newt gingrich
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When the air in your home is more polluted than outside
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Cindy gallop - redefining the future of sex and impacting the world
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Dennis rodman: north korea leader kim jong un wants obama to call
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How washington should deal with a china which feels confident and empowered
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Did you hear about the italian chef who died? he pasta-way
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Best places to vacation and indulge your vices
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What is your favorite meal? a reflection on flavor, salmon, and a way of life
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Costco and sam's club recall more than 8,000 pounds of ham
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Drugs don't ruin your career. drug tests do.
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Isis are planning their next move. they should start by putting their heads together.
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You know what they say, once you go black.... you're a single mom.
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Well, it's almost time to show up late for something else.
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I accidentally muted the command switch on my driverless car... ...well, it goes without saying.
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Jeremy scott makes his moschino debut for fall 2014, the internet explodes with commentary
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Who deserves chocolate more, mint or peanut butter? (vote)
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The u.s. is breaking clean energy records even as trump doubles down on fossil fuels
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Internal clock disruption spurs diabetes, obesity in mice
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Stupidity is dangerous, and thanks to social media we have managed to weaponize it.
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Dustin hoffman has a hilarious way of messing with paparazzi
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How each newtown victim left behind their own enduring good in the world
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Castaways rescued after spelling out 'help' in palm fronds
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Richard linklater's 'last flag flying' never ascends to anything great
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'home' marriage proposal: jorge and alexa narvaez help man propose
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Elon musk's new mastercard ad. getting a person to mars?: $100,000. getting them back?: priceless.
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Five ways to satisfy a sweet tooth in under 15 minutes
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Jeff sessions omitted failed nomination to be a judge from senate questionnaire
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My internet went on a date today he's going after that gache
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What's a dancer's favorite type of water? tap water
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Here's how whole foods' new prices compare to a regular supermarket
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What's the difference between jesus and a picture of jesus? the picture only needs one nail.
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This bbq joint is on anthony bourdain's list of top places to eat before you die
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Grammys 2013 red carpet photos: see all the fashion! (photos)
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Powerful photographs saving lives: fighting mental illness one picture at a time (photos)
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As trump sputters, democrats press their advantage on infrastructure
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My mom's milfshake brings all the boys to the i can't even stomach this joke.
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I gave up masterbating i haven't been feeling myself lately
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Why do black people call each other son? well, you never know!
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For my teenage sons: lessons from super bowl xlviii
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6 reasons every woman needs to travel alone
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Police: this is the police! open your door now!!!!!! me: not with that attitude.
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Jillian michaels: 'i'm trying to get into the best shape of my life for 40'
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Misery: hello there! company: i have a boyfriend...
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So i'm opening a soup-based strip club i'm thinking about naming it the brothel
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My girlfriend wants a christmas gift she can wear... i'm going to give her a facial.
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Why does santa always have a big sack? he only comes once a year.
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20 ways to get what you want before you even want it - business insider
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What do couch potatoes evolve into? computer chips.
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Pinniped humor so a baby seal walks into a club...
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Chilling photos of what refugees left behind at lesbos beach
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Is the world ready for a strong german leader?
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Feel a little guilty after that doctor's visit? you're not alone
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What is jasmine tridevil's (girl with 3 boobs), favorite type of cake? tres leches!
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Seahawks' richard sherman: 'i see a concussion movie every sunday'
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Former aides explain how they shielded trump from twitter destruction
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Why did 2pac go to the gym? to get a 6pac! -7th grade me
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The greatest threat to u.s. security is a miscalculation or mistake
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Police sergeant helps bloodied runner cross finish line
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Retired det. sonny grosso will be smiling on st. patrick's day to the pipes and drums
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What do you call a black man who flies a plane ? a pilot, of course.
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Batdad is back... with a bat-shaped beard, obviously
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A raconteur walked into a bar theres more to life then meets the eye
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Heartburn and throat cancer: is there a link?
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Walked in on my dad chopping up onions and i started to cry onions was a good dog..
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