CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Cost of a wedding: the knot's annual survey reveals brides spent more in 2012	false
I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my hiv-test.	true
I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies clean	true
What does the president of russia call his toilet? vladimir's poo tin	true
Recession pushes municipalities to the brink in what is 'truly a new era'	false
Teacher: when do astronauts eat? pupil: at launch time!	true
Why do rednecks love fall? because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.	true
Miley cyrus tattoo provides window into her love life, possible split (photo)	false
Why do black people from west africa never go on cruises? they're not falling for that again.	true
5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered	false
Ever heard of black jesus? i hear he's pretty hung.	true
Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... and now we wait.	true
These are the states with april voter registration deadlines for the 2018 primaries	false
Cnn host tells holocaust-denying congress candidate: 'you'll go down in flames'	false
The shard, western europe's new tallest building, opens to the public (photos)	false
You know, that poisson distribution is really strange. it's just not normal.	true
German authorities detain tunisian man for possible link to berlin attack	false
Mariah carey's 'heartbreaker' nemesis got the best of her in a new instagram pic	false
Video of miko grimes’ arrest outside of miami dolphins’ stadium goes viral	false
Iman shumpert says he looks just like an 'empire' character, and he's right	false
If i see you being rude to a waitress, i'll spit in your food myself.	true
How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? it has a special place in their hearts	true
How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey kylo ren? just the first order.	true
I had a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go	true
Relationships in 2014: ours is a society that could use a hug	false
What do you call an abortion in prague? a cancelled czech	true
Angry customer unleashes 13-foot-long python in a los angeles sushi restaurant	false
I don't mind comic sans. it's honestly a very well rounded font.	true
Jenner on gop baseball shooting: 'liberals can't even shoot straight'	false
Report: trevor noah on track to take over as 'daily show' host	false
Turn unused dinnerware into a unique jewelry tray	false
Mike huckabee skewered over 'despicable' joke about ruth bader ginsburg	false
Michael flynn didn't disclose russia payments in security clearance application, lawmakers say	false
Effects of ptsd on my family and friends	false
Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working.	true
Prayers for our children for the new year	false
At least two killed in stabbing at train station in marseille	false
Trump would dismantle most of dodd-frank, meet with north korea if president	false
8 herbs and spices that fight off disease	false
It's very rude to not refer to the manager at burger king as your majesty.	true
My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed even though she is 12	true
I went to a peanut factory last week. it was nuts!	true
Gop senate candidate scrubbed scientology ties from wikipedia page	false
After $1 billion in losses over 33 years, washington times reaches profitability	false
Creation science has the same intellectual heft as dragon anatomy.	true
Banning elected moms from breastfeeding is on the wrong side of history	false
Why was the man allergic to christmas? because it's the reason for the sneason.	true
My son is a real hand full. i didn't have any tissues handy.	true
What's the leading cause of violence in america? volkswagen beetles.	true
The global gag rule impacts hard-fought progress on hiv/aids relief	false
Let lauren conrad be your guide to last-minute gift ideas	false
All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown.	true
Will ferrell & john c. reilly to reteam for new halloween mischief comedy 'devil's night'	false
Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin	true
My signature sandwich is called hamnesia. i forget what's in it.	true
Amazon just released a sneak peek at its black friday deals	false
Un ambassador nikki haley can't explain trump's hypocrisy on syrian refugees	false
Craig sager dead at 65 following battle with leukemia	false
What charlotte rae's cancer plan reveals about medical decisions late in life	false
My hike across america: heading west from new york (photos)	false
Please put that pink can of soup down and put your bra back on	false
Overdue books returned to library, 52 years later	false
My brother is deaf and watches porn i turned the volume to max in his pc	true
In what direction do five gay guys walk? one direction	true
If earth was a rented apartment, ain't noooo waaaaay we're getting our security deposit back.	true
I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. i guess you could say i tore that pussy up.	true
Him: you're terrifying me: awww you're just saying that	true
'top chef' winner stephanie izard's wedding cake features layer of cheez-its (photos)	false
Why black americans are worried about john boehner’s resignation	false
What does it take for a police chief to get fired over a controversial shooting?	false
13 things no one tells you about your freshman year of life	false
Fishy technology what type of phones do fish use? . . . shellular, of course...	true
15 movie titles that describe your completely awful ex	false
Endangered seal crashes late night manta ray party	false
Dramatic hair makeovers in this week's best & worst beauty (photos)	false
How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none- that's hardware.	true
What is a hitman's favorite mathematical field? triggernometry	true
Fun with wife a man has fun with his wife.......	true
What's the most popular occupation in italy? pastatution.	true
Hillary clinton spotted buying books in peaceful alternate universe	false
Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal.	true
My mum didn't know i could make a car out of spaghetti. that was until i drove pasta	true
Whitney houston's last performance: singer sang 'yes, jesus loves me' night before she passed	false
Why did mike tyson bring his calculator to church? he was invited to thunday math.	true
Fears can be reduced during sleep, new research shows	false
How the designer behind aaron schock's office caught the attention of capitol hill	false
Senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights	false
Q: where can you find an ocean without any water? a: on a map!	true
Damn girl, are you my date for today? because you are 10/10	true
I'm excited about turning 30, and here's why	false
Sean spicer says questioning success of botched yemen raid is offensive to dead soldier	false
5 decadent desserts you can hold in your hand	false
If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you.	true
After postmodernism: michael pearce writes about 'art in the age of emergence'	false
Woman who pulled over cop says police union boss is bullying her online	false
This is the biggest challenge bernie sanders' iowa supporters face	false
Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? she couldn't hold her licker.	true
It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they take things literally.	true
I lost weight: kiera smalls adopted a plant-based diet and lost 65 pounds	false
What type of store doesn't move? a stationary store.	true

Cost of a wedding: the knot's annual survey reveals brides spent more in 2012

false

I had a really bad day yesterday the only thing that was positive was my hiv-test.

true

I like my buttcheeks like how i like my babies clean

true

What does the president of russia call his toilet? vladimir's poo tin

true

Recession pushes municipalities to the brink in what is 'truly a new era'

false

Teacher: when do astronauts eat? pupil: at launch time!

true

Why do rednecks love fall? because it's the only time of year they can pump kin.

true

Miley cyrus tattoo provides window into her love life, possible split (photo)

false

Why do black people from west africa never go on cruises? they're not falling for that again.

true

5 workplace benefits you wish your company offered

false

Ever heard of black jesus? i hear he's pretty hung.

true

Just replaced the cat litter with 44 packages of pop rocks... and now we wait.

true

These are the states with april voter registration deadlines for the 2018 primaries

false

Cnn host tells holocaust-denying congress candidate: 'you'll go down in flames'

false

The shard, western europe's new tallest building, opens to the public (photos)

false

You know, that poisson distribution is really strange. it's just not normal.

true

German authorities detain tunisian man for possible link to berlin attack

false

Mariah carey's 'heartbreaker' nemesis got the best of her in a new instagram pic

false

Video of miko grimes’ arrest outside of miami dolphins’ stadium goes viral

false

Iman shumpert says he looks just like an 'empire' character, and he's right

false

If i see you being rude to a waitress, i'll spit in your food myself.

true

How do you know if someone truly loves fast food? it has a special place in their hearts

true

How long does it take for stormtroopers to obey kylo ren? just the first order.

true

I had a goal to lose 20 pounds by the end of the year. 30 pounds to go

true

Relationships in 2014: ours is a society that could use a hug

false

What do you call an abortion in prague? a cancelled czech

true

Angry customer unleashes 13-foot-long python in a los angeles sushi restaurant

false

I don't mind comic sans. it's honestly a very well rounded font.

true

Jenner on gop baseball shooting: 'liberals can't even shoot straight'

false

Report: trevor noah on track to take over as 'daily show' host

false

Turn unused dinnerware into a unique jewelry tray

false

Mike huckabee skewered over 'despicable' joke about ruth bader ginsburg

false

Michael flynn didn't disclose russia payments in security clearance application, lawmakers say

false

Effects of ptsd on my family and friends

false

Randomly print things to give your co-workers the impression you're working.

true

Prayers for our children for the new year

false

At least two killed in stabbing at train station in marseille

false

Trump would dismantle most of dodd-frank, meet with north korea if president

false

8 herbs and spices that fight off disease

false

It's very rude to not refer to the manager at burger king as your majesty.

true

My girlfriend acts like a 14 year old in bed even though she is 12

true

I went to a peanut factory last week. it was nuts!

true

Gop senate candidate scrubbed scientology ties from wikipedia page

false

After $1 billion in losses over 33 years, washington times reaches profitability

false

Creation science has the same intellectual heft as dragon anatomy.

true

Banning elected moms from breastfeeding is on the wrong side of history

false

Why was the man allergic to christmas? because it's the reason for the sneason.

true

My son is a real hand full. i didn't have any tissues handy.

true

What's the leading cause of violence in america? volkswagen beetles.

true

The global gag rule impacts hard-fought progress on hiv/aids relief

false

Let lauren conrad be your guide to last-minute gift ideas

false

All these idiots at the gym obviously don't know that it takes more muscles to frown.

true

Will ferrell & john c. reilly to reteam for new halloween mischief comedy 'devil's night'

false

Why was the priest afraid of trigonometry? cos sin

true

My signature sandwich is called hamnesia. i forget what's in it.

true

Amazon just released a sneak peek at its black friday deals

false

Un ambassador nikki haley can't explain trump's hypocrisy on syrian refugees

false

Craig sager dead at 65 following battle with leukemia

false

What charlotte rae's cancer plan reveals about medical decisions late in life

false

My hike across america: heading west from new york (photos)

false

Please put that pink can of soup down and put your bra back on

false

Overdue books returned to library, 52 years later

false

My brother is deaf and watches porn i turned the volume to max in his pc

true

In what direction do five gay guys walk? one direction

true

If earth was a rented apartment, ain't noooo waaaaay we're getting our security deposit back.

true

I ran over my cat with a lawnmower. i guess you could say i tore that pussy up.

true

Him: you're terrifying me: awww you're just saying that

true

'top chef' winner stephanie izard's wedding cake features layer of cheez-its (photos)

false

Why black americans are worried about john boehner’s resignation

false

What does it take for a police chief to get fired over a controversial shooting?

false

13 things no one tells you about your freshman year of life

false

Fishy technology what type of phones do fish use? . . . *shellular*, of course...

true

15 movie titles that describe your completely awful ex

false

Endangered seal crashes late night manta ray party

false

Dramatic hair makeovers in this week's best & worst beauty (photos)

false

How many software engineers does it take to change a lightbulb? none- that's hardware.

true

What is a hitman's favorite mathematical field? *trigger*nometry

true

Fun with wife a man has fun with his wife.......

true

What's the most popular occupation in italy? pastatution.

true

Hillary clinton spotted buying books in peaceful alternate universe

false

Moonwalking away after mugging someone because you're a smooth criminal.

true

My mum didn't know i could make a car out of spaghetti. that was until i drove pasta

true

Whitney houston's last performance: singer sang 'yes, jesus loves me' night before she passed

false

Why did mike tyson bring his calculator to church? he was invited to thunday math.

true

Fears can be reduced during sleep, new research shows

false

How the designer behind aaron schock's office caught the attention of capitol hill

false

Senate bill 720: making it a crime to support palestinian human rights

false

Q: where can you find an ocean without any water? a: on a map!

true

Damn girl, are you my date for today? because you are 10/10

true

I'm excited about turning 30, and here's why

false

Sean spicer says questioning success of botched yemen raid is offensive to dead soldier

false

5 decadent desserts you can hold in your hand

false

If i had a dollar for every time i thought about you, i would start thinking about you.

true

After postmodernism: michael pearce writes about 'art in the age of emergence'

false

Woman who pulled over cop says police union boss is bullying her online

false

This is the biggest challenge bernie sanders' iowa supporters face

false

Did you hear about the lesbian with no arms? she couldn't hold her licker.

true

It's hard to explain puns to kleptomaniacs. they take things literally.

true

I lost weight: kiera smalls adopted a plant-based diet and lost 65 pounds

false

What type of store doesn't move? a stationary store.

true