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I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW
I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW yesterday, and while I was preparing to go on to it, it occurred to me that I have seen what might be the second, third and fourth sex films of the 1960s - the others being BENEATH the STAIR and DESPERATION. I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW is the most artistic of the group, being also the most avant garde in style, with a much more coherent plot, and being longer and more dramatic. However, I think BENEATH the STAIR might be more enjoyable, in that though perhaps not nearly as well made as I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW or as good in
I rented I AM CURIOUS-YELLOW as part of a bargain lot I had for an auction, where I paid $1.50 for the 2-disc set. I am a huge cult movie buff, and I've seen a TON of cult movies I've never even heard of, and I've come across hundreds of people who love cult movies to the point where they are like, "Oh, you haven't watched a certain cult film, you're missing out on a wonderful thing!" I get that. But, to be honest, this film is the worst 80 minute waste of my life. A TON of it is incredibly boring and drawn out
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"I Am Curious: Yellow" is
"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a film that was banned for more than a decade in Sweden, on the grounds that it contains gratuitous simulated homosexuality. The ban has been lifted since, but it remains a landmark, not only in cinematic history, but in cultural history, since its release coincided with the advent of the gay and feminist movements.<br /><br />The film is an experimental film, that attempts to transcend the usual cinematic conventions. This is accomplished to a great extent, but not as much as one would hope.<br /><br />The film follows the adventures of a girl, the titular "Yellow"<br /><br />The film begins with the death
"I Am Curious: Yellow" is a film that not even the biggest exploitationist lover could truly appreciate. It is one of the worst films ever made, even for the exploitationist crowd, and I can't even find the motivation to praise the film. There are many movies that are incredibly bad but entertaining, and there are films that are bad but, despite this, some merit like "Manos" and "The Devil's Diary", for example. Even among the exploitation crowd there are some films with some merit, like "Goblin" or "Myra". "I Am Curious: Yellow" is a film that could easily deserve a 1/10
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If only to avoid making
If only to avoid making a fool of yourself, don't go for this film! I am disappointed and hurt by the low quality of this movie. I didn't expect such a high and boring story. Why would I want to spend almost 2 hour on such a story?<br /><br />I don't think the director really made much of a film from this story. The screenplay was way below average. I was bored with the whole situation. Too much talking and not enough action. To say something about the quality: the special effects were bad and the music didn't help. So what if you're making a documentary? It's too short to tell
If only to avoid making your child angry at such a well known "classic" of the early 1980s. Although it does get high marks for its campiness, it also offers high marks for some of the worst editing and special effects I've seen. (How you could have a spaceship with a futuristic 3-D control panel yet have a woman speaking to a man like a 1930s woman, I will never know. Not to mention that the women had the 1930s hairdo while men and most of those woman had 1983 hairstyles.)<br /><br />The only thing that
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This film was probably inspired
This film was probably inspired and influenced by the recent popularity of "Revenge of the Nerds" in Europe. The producers wanted to cash in on that success and so they took a great deal of liberties with the original script.<br /><br />The film's producers took the novel's story of the American invasion of Japan, and changed it to an attack of Britain by the Japanese navy's 3rd Fleet. If you've ever read the novel, you'll notice that the storyline doesn't match the film, especially the part of the film where "Kato the Tiger" decides that he will get a "new toy" in Tokyo. There's simply
This film was probably inspired by the 1964 film, The 7 Faces of Dr. Lao. <br /><br />Lao was a good guy and the movie seemed very silly. The title character in this film is a good guy. You can tell from the first minute or two. The bad guys are the only characters in this film you could care less about. I don't mean that in a negative way. Maybe the characters are so bad you really do care about them getting their due. It seems to be the point of the movie you do care. The main point is that a guy gets into trouble and must be saved by
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Oh, brother...after hearing about this
Oh, brother...after hearing about this series for several months on the "SyFy" channel, i thought it would be cool to see what it was all about. It was definitely worth waiting for...the entire thing had its own magic, which made it so refreshing to watch. This is the best show i have EVER seen that is on TV. The special effects make "BTK" look like a Disney Channel movie, and the storyline is just outstanding. These people were so bad that they scared the crap out of me. I will definitely be following the series. I'm only sorry i didn't hear about this sooner, cause this is one of the best things
Oh, brother...after hearing about this one for a LONG while, finally I was able to see it.<br /><br />This ain't no action movie. This is what you get. <br /><br />I mean, what in the hell is this picture about?<br /><br />The main plot-line is something about this "hero" named Yuzhao who is fighting a big monster named Chia. But that's not all. Then, there is this plot-about-a-plot about two warring families, who are involved in a big plot to take apart the hero's village. Then, there is this extra plot that tries to involve a few
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I would put this at
I would put this at 8 for the first part. The best of the three movies that came out of the early 1950's. They all were great movies, but as I watched the last two and compared them to this first one, the second simply wasn't as good. It was actually quite predictable, in my mind, which would have bothered me had it had the title "Part I: The Perfect Strangers." It, however, had the perfect title, "Unreleased."
I would put this at the very bottom of the list of awful movies based on video games. It has all the problems of having an actual plot in the script which ruins the entire concept. The entire film revolves around saving the planet, but I can watch any movie for that - The Last Starfighter, Star Wars, Godzilla... the list is literally endless. It's just not enjoyable at all - the effects are horrible, the acting could have been better even for a B-class film and the whole setting is so clichéd. Don't waste your time...
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Whoever wrote the screenplay for
Whoever wrote the screenplay for "The Rookie" is either stupid or stupidly evil. Or, maybe there's a third option? I don't know. The writers of the movie should see "The Rookie" as an example of how not to make an inspirational sports movie. We can see that the writer of the original story that became the hit on Broadway, "The Perfect Man," was a fan of "The Rookie." But if the audience is to find the movie the least bit inspirational, the writers should have made the movie more well rounded and more accurate and believable.<br /><br />"The Rookie" begins its journey as a true story in 1
Whoever wrote the screenplay for this movie was a complete idiot. The plot jumps around and is so utterly confusing, I couldn't write it out, because it would be the same as if I had written a word in capital letters 26 times in a row.<br /><br />Why were they so confused about who was the guy in the mask, and what his relationship to all these people was? Just one, two, three, four, five, six, seven, and then, just about six minutes before the end of the movie, everything fell into place. It was totally retarded and predictable...but still, I wasn't expecting it, so it
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When I first saw a
When I first saw a preview for this film, I was a bit reluctant to check it out. It seemed a bit slow-paced for my taste. However, when I finally saw it, I was glad I'd taken the time - this movie is really superb.<br /><br />The first thing I noticed in this movie was the excellent cinematography. The entire film was captured in an almost dreamlike quality, with a lot of light and shadow in almost every scene. (I think this was intentional, and I agree with them.) I'm sure a lot of effort went into the camera-work here, and it definitely paid off in the end. This movie
When I first saw a trailer for this movie (way before it was released) I was excited. I had heard great things about it and I had even thought about attending its midnight release. But when I actually watched it for the first time, I could not help but feel disappointed. <br /><br />It starts off great!! In the very beginning we get to see our lead characters on screen for first time.<br /><br />We get to see a little bit about their backgrounds and they have a few scenes together. So far so good. But things change in a big way about 15 minutes into the movie. By the time it is halfway
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Who are these "They"- the
Who are these "They"- the "they" they don't even call by their names- people in The Stone Angel who seem to live around Agnes? Even more puzzling is why does Agnes (Shelley Winters) live with them... not even she has an answer. That's one of the most important questions one can ask about this very unusual movie which at least gets a couple parts to work out. The opening sequence is justly famous for its brilliance- if one could have watched it in a different film, it would be an instant classic- so in this film one can only sit back and marvel at the film's audacity. There's
Who are these "They"- the viewers who must "recognize the themes and allusions" in this "masterpiece?" In "masterpiece," I believe the viewer's intelligence counts for zilch.<br /><br />The plot of this "masterpiece" may be the greatest ever for any movie. Not that I've seen that many movies, but I see enough to go on. Here is the plot: Woman gets pregnant and discovers life. Woman's husband does not want a baby and wants them to abort. Wife doesn't. So, when baby is born, dad is so jealous and angry that he kills the baby. The wife finds the tiny blood
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This is said to be
This is said to be the first film based on Robert Louis Stevenson's "The Man that would be King". It's supposed to be a very close adaptation. Whatever it's based on, the film has an interesting beginning, good performances overall and is beautifully filmed. The problem is that, despite it's great look and some interesting scenes, what follows isn't particularly interesting…<br /><br />The story goes on for ages introducing characters, explaining their background, motives and what not. The film starts out with MacChesney getting a job after the failed Worsam rebellion at the Khyber Pass. It soon seems that this job means MacCh
This is said to be inspired by the actual facts. To my knowledge, it is. But that does not excuse the filmmaker's contempt for his audience. After some years of the real-life story, we hear his first wife announce that she is pregnant. In the world of fiction, this would be a time for wonder, exploration, and growth. This isn't. It is a time for murder. <br /><br />The movie is called "Murder: One," because the filmmaker thinks that if the word "murder" is mentioned at least once, it will have the effect of focusing the attention on the murder and its consequences for the perpetrator,
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It was great to see
It was great to see my favourite movie in my birthday!! How this movie comes to my view, I don't know, because I don't remember a thing about it... But when I saw it, I fell in love with it. But the part I liked the best was the character of the sister. At the end I remember watching it again but with an other end. I guess it should be OK, what they put on a dvd is what they consider the best. But for me it isn't OK. It would be better to leave it the way it is. And at least, I like how this movie ends.
It was great to see Robert Mitchum again although this was not his best work, I thought. The two women, (Deanna, the wife, and Betsy, the girlfriend, each played by Dorothy Malone and Barbara Bel Geddes, were excellent. Mitchum portrayed the husband whose cheating on his wife was found out which drove him to killing her, and it all ended badly for the couple. The cast was very good. The story line was OK, but a little predictable since I could pretty much figure out how it was going to all end from start to finish. I had to hold onto the fast forward button since the ending was the part I would
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I can't believe that those
I can't believe that those in Italy would consider this a very bad movie. They should learn that this was one of my favortites when I was growing up in the 80's. This movie did well in the US when it was first released. I enjoyed watching it over and over again. This movie is a definite 2 out of 5.
I can't believe that those involved in the making of this movie actually thought it was worth making and then spending time watching it. I wish I knew what I thought about it when I finally got to it about two hours in but in the end I think there are too many things that come through. One was a really bad 1980s music video that I've tried to block my memory from but I still can't and the other is the fact that some of the people in this movie seem to be having a hell of a fun time while they're singing. It's sad.<br /><br />Don't watch this unless you are planning on putting
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Never cast models and Playboy
Never cast models and Playboy cover girls in the supporting roles. Not that there are so many actors who have the capability to deliver a real believable performance, but the ones that we have are pretty much limited. Now, this is the kind of performance which the ones with really big noses should give. We've all seen women, so, we know how hard it is to act like one. <br /><br />Sissy Spacek's performance is truly believable and shows us that she has the talent to get the job done.
Never cast models and Playboy pinups to play the roles of screenwriters and professional women. No matter how "real" I try to make their stories, without the "real" "real" women, I am left with an impression of a world that has nothing to do with the one in which I live and breathe, in which I live and breathe, and in which you live and breathe. Why not just do a movie "model" and have a model be a model? I am not suggesting that everyone in the world is a beautiful blonde, but why not start from there? I know people who have seen what they felt was a realistic portrayal of an
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Its not the cast. A
Its not the cast. A lot of good actors in this thing but this is just dull.<br /><br />I thought maybe the movie might drag but it gets a bit worse. Once the car is turned over, it turns from 1.5 hours of story telling to 1.5 hours of car blowing things up. It's just a waste of time. And they try to make the movie dramatic with music over something the car should care about like a car crash? This is just dull. I can only recommend watching this movie in small bits to keep yourself awake.
Its not the cast. A good cast with great actors, I am sure you cannot go wrong.<br /><br />Its not the director...a good director can do magic, in my opinion. I think he tries, but he ends up trying way too hard.<br /><br />No, you cannot go wrong in trying to make this movie. It has everything in it. But what happens in this movie is it ends up just being a mish mash of everything. At times, you really enjoy the movie. Then comes a part when you feel like stopping it. You keep thinking, how can they make it worse? They do. So you really want it
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Today I found "They All
Today I found "They All Laughed", which was released back in 1951, and I finally had time to watch it. I am still in awe with what I saw, which has to be one of the funniest romantic comedies that I have ever seen. The comedy is all top-notch, it's as sharp as any Hitchcock, only with more romance. Cary Grant has a rare comedic role, and it's the sweet kind (he has a more humorous role than his usual "cool guy" of a character), as well as a very light love interest with a lot of comedy. I was especially impressed by Margaret Sullavan
Today I found "They All Laughed". It's a nice story and pretty funny in places. It also has two great comedians - Dom DeLuise and Jack Lemmon. The problem I have with this, and probably why it failed at the box office, is that it is a vehicle for Dom DeLuise. I like Dom DeLuise and Jack Lemmon both, but in this movie I am in the position of someone who had invested $4 in a stock and now it's worth $6.40. My investment was a huge loss.<br /><br />I saw it at the San Francisco International Film Festival last night just so I
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This film is just plain
This film is just plain FUNNY. Some of you movie goers out there will feel ripped off..as I did the first time I saw the trailer (on a T.V. in a doctor's office). When my wife watched it she and I both felt ripped off. This is because the entire movie seems to be a satire on "Shine." But I believe that the makers of this film (both of them being Canadian) are in no way complaining about their fellow Canadians. Sure, the way they are shown is maybe a bit stereotypical, but that happens (for example) in "Something About Mary."<br /><br />But here, the
This film is just plain terrible!<br /><br />The plot is weak and the acting is terrible. The only funny thing about this movie is watching the character "Dutch" try to act like a female. However the ending, he does not "dress as a woman". I mean his character does not become a woman or girl or the male act as a woman or girl.<br /><br />The only reason we could not return this movie was in that the store was closed. I wish this was the only place I could watch this movie.
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My interest in Dorothy Stratten
My interest in Dorothy Stratten's life was piqued by a mention of her life in the 'Wild Women of Wongo' DVD documentary.<br /><br />I went online and read all I could about her but not enough. I decided to buy this documentary and watch it twice.<br /><br />I have to say I was not disappointed. What I didn't know just a minute ago, I learned more about.<br /><br />I am so sorry for Dorothy's death but at least I know about her life and love for children and animals. Thank you for this documentary, I hope that more people will watch it and learn a little bit more
My interest in Dorothy Stratten goes back to the time when the tragic death of her husband and her unborn 2nd child took her life at such a young age on November 26, 1990. I saw her in print back in the early 1980's when I was doing research and began collecting issues when she first graced me with her presence in Playboy.<br /><br />Dorothy was the wife of John Hughes' (father of "Home Alone") eldest son Anthony who had died of a heroin and cocaine overdose shortly after being released from a 6 year prison sentence in 1981; 2
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I have this film out
I have this film out on DVD but when I watch it I really have to concentrate hard to stop my mind wandering. There are so many things wrong with this that I don't really know where to start.<br /><br />The original 2001 was an excellent attempt to deal with deep philosophical issues and to do this well. There was the odd gimmick (for its day), but overall the film was powerful in its own right.<br /><br />Its a shame there was an attempt to remake it at all.<br /><br />The new film is weak in its attempt to address the same issues; indeed many of the themes are simply
I have this film out on DVD rental and the cover of the DVD is a picture of a man holding a baby...but it's the first time I've heard of an actor even close to the name "Dwight Yoakam"...and I'll keep that in mind before renting again! How anyone can see this type of film with the hope that it can be viewed without laughing at it or thinking how poorly put together it is is a mystery to me. There were great moments in the film where it looked like it was put together by kids at some high school after school. The soundtrack was horrible and I'm a country music fan, the soundtrack on
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I think I will make
I think I will make this as short as possible. This movie is the complete waste of time.<br /><br />The acting is extremely poor and the movie is so unrealistic in every conceivable way.<br /><br />Not even for the purpose of making a point would I recommend this movie.<br /><br />I would suggest watching Dancin' or Dancing Queen instead. At least the acting in those movies is passable and the plot has at least some substance.<br /><br />This movie is a complete waste of time.
I think I will make it short and sweet. This movie should only be seen by those who like to watch people get beaten, shot, beaten, raped, shot, brutally killed, beaten, raped, then beaten all over again. You get the idea, this is NOT a romantic comedy, it's just a really sick portrayal of murder. I was expecting a romantic comedy. I'm not sure why you would want to see this movie, but if you like to see people being brutally beaten, then you will LOVE this flick.
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Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br
Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />(spoilers) <br /><br />I am a very open minded guy, trying to be as accepting and tolerant of other peoples opinions about a movie as possible. But even though I generally don't mind the occasional bad movie, this movie was just too far gone. The acting was terrible, not a single one gave a solid performance, not even the best of them. Even the "best bit part" was poorly portrayed, and the character they were acting in, was never explained. So the viewer was left wondering, why is this guy such a jerk, it just really confused me. There is a scene where
Pros: Nothing<br /><br />Cons: Everything<br /><br />What was the purpose of this film? A waste of time and money. The acting is awful and the story is pointless. I felt as though I had wasted 90 minutes of my life. The whole plot is so predictable and the characters are so unlikable that I found it impossible to care for any of the characters except for the two best. Even while watching the characters change I didn't feel any change in their relationship. For the most part the characters are so stereotypical that I was shocked to find myself making comments about how "cliche-ish" this woman's character was. This movie was a huge
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If the crew behind "Zombie
If the crew behind "Zombie Wars" are indeed from "Zombie Wars," they should give the name to some other cheap, halfassed zombie flick. This is by far the most boring zombies movie I have ever seen (bar maybe "Night of the Lepsus"). The zombies are so poorly shot and the gore so minimal that it's just awful. Most zombies movies come off as silly, but at least then you're not just suffering a complete lack of cinematic fun. But this movie is so dull that I thought I would be in trouble of going into a coma. Avoid like the plague! I've never seen anything this god-awful. That being
If the crew behind "Zombie 4" had had an opportunity to say, "You know what? Let's take a pass this time", then I highly doubt there would be a need for this review. That said, let's face it...This is one of the worst horror flicks I have ever seen. And it was only on a rainy Saturday afternoon. I must've been on another planet. The acting is the WORST I have ever seen and there were laughably bad plot twists. The zombies themselves looked like they were taking an introductory acting class...they had no depth. I found myself actually feeling compassion for the living people in here. As
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1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2
1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2 out of 10(Chris): This was a bad film. It was badly written and poorly acted. I thought the camera work was good though. It had a fast pace and it used hand held and tracking shots often. It was as if they were trying to show the pace of how frantic the story of the maniac was. There were too many problems in the film to count. It was impossible to see how these people, being hunted by the maniac, would have run around and actually made it out of the city. The movie's ending was poorly handled. It left the viewer with questions as if no final resolution was
1st watched 8/3/2003 - 2 out of 10: A very hokey movie with a bad script, no chemistry between the actors and a laughable ending that goes on and on and on, I thought it would never end. Why did I watch this movie? Well, I was bored and I had nothing better to do. I guess to sum it up, this movie looks like a bad student film. As for the plot, it seems like we've seen this plot a zillion times before and usually with much better actors, like THE INCUBUS, THE OTHER, EARTH, and the list goes on and on.
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There's tons of good-looking women
There's tons of good-looking women who appear uncredited here in one of the early works of film pioneer, Alfred Hitchcock.<br /><br />This film, set in South London, tells the story of a series of murders, and the reactions of the townsfolk and the police.<br /><br />I really liked it, despite a major nitpick in a later scene. But there is more than one murder at the end. One was done, and the other occurred immediately before the last scene. That's why the movie ended for me, but I think the original went on for a little while. A change in the script and a 30-second addition
There's tons of good-looking women in horror flicks. In fact, most of them were shot, so they aren't good looking too much longer. It really doesn't matter, though, because this movie is so bad that most of them look pretty darn good, in fact.<br /><br />The story is predictable and the acting awful. But if you like watching people dying in stupid ways, that is probably not a problem.
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En route to a small
En route to a small town, an escaped convict, Michael, kidnaps a local teenage girl, Lisa, and the mother of his baby daughter, Nancy. The rest of the movie centers around how their paths intertwine. Although sometimes it might seem a bit slow moving, this movie captures in its characters a certain reality that you don't often see in film. The actors play off each other and what they do is so unique that you don't often see. There are enough twists to keep the viewer interested but the whole thing seems very real. It gets you thinking...<br /><br />I enjoyed watching this movie because the characters were so real and acted
En route to a small desert Indian reservation,a gang of low-life hoodlums rob and kill a rural family. They then try to flee the area as the local sheriff and his posse give chase, but they soon realise the sheriff and his gang intend to kill them. The film begins with the introduction of the hoodlums, a group whose main focus are the sexual needs of the female gang members, namely Janine Turner(Tammy Dobson). Turner is the spoiled granddaughter of the outlaw leader and is not to be treated with disrespect unless you want her to cause a serious problem! However she eventually decides to join the 'posse' rather than remain
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Without wishing to be a
Without wishing to be a snob or a philistine, it's not often I'll walk out on a film. This was one of the exceptions however. I'm not a big fan of post-modernist narratives and have some difficulty in appreciating the point to these kind of films. Even with one that I'm trying to get into (Bend it like Beckham) it still comes across as just being "the girl does this... the girl does that... the girl does this and then this... the girl does this and that etc...". The plot of "Wonderland" is certainly thin on the ground - just some oddball kids and a rather
Without wishing to be a killjoy, this mini-series in one word must be: bad. In fact, I'm no fan of "W. (Werner)" Finsera (though I liked his performance in "L'Anglais").<br /><br />I must say that the actors (and actress) were terrible. The only things that were good about that production were the locations and the sets design (mostly the costumes, sets and locations in Florence) and the music (which is quite nice). But the story was ridiculous: we know the story now - and how the movie starts and end - and it's really boring to be told
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My girlfriend once brought around
My girlfriend once brought around a book on Greek tragedies (she still was in school at the time) and thought it might have something to it. After having started reading it, she was immediately overwhelmed by the text. The "greatest tragedy ever" she claimed to have read and this was only 20 minutes into the book. She started ranting about it while I was just watching her and the book started slipping from my mind. It wasn't until yesterday afternoon when all the events from the book came to mind and I started to research the director. A few days ago I had to use my school's library and this gave me an excuse to check it
My girlfriend once brought around 50 of her friends and we watched The Haunting together. There was a big party over at her house and I remember there were at least 10 big tubs of popcorn and a movie of that size deserved one.<br /><br />Unfortunately The Haunting was absolutely the WORST movie she has ever brought over to watch.<br /><br />-The house looks like it was created 10 minutes before shooting and this made the "scary" house even worse. <br /><br />-The Haunting used a low budget of about 20,000 dollars.<br /><br />
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Amateur, no budget films can
Amateur, no budget films can be extremely funny, so when I saw that Zombie Bloodbath was an amateur film, I expected to laugh. I laughed a bit a couple of times, but I was not laughing by the end of it, and I was also very disappointed. Zombie Bloodbath follows two couples on a vacation in a town with a history of zombie attacks. A zombie attack happens and one of the couples escapes while the other couple stays in town. A bunch more zombies come and attack.<br /><br />The first thing people may not like about Zombie Bloodbath is that their is only ONE creature and he/she/it (I don't
Amateur, no budget films can sometimes present quite an enjoyable escapade but this is not one of them. Despite the apparent good-hearted intentions of writer/director James D'Arc, things just become increasingly tedious. There's a good premise but it is not developed far enough. Not even the performances from the non-professional cast have much impact. Not even a bit of a good laugh.
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OK its not the best
OK its not the best film ever made but you can't beat a good laugh.<br /><br />Although I am normally not a fan of musicals, I didn't mind this film, its not a great film but I didn;t mind it.<br /><br />I have to say the actors weren't up to the calibre of their other work. But I couldn't really blame them,the songs aren't that great but the dancing from the leads was good, with such great sets as the studio, the church & house.<br /><br />I'll say it again, not a brilliant film, but you can't beat a good laugh.<br
OK its not the best film around. It should have gone for something a little more dramatic. But it is a touching coming of age drama. The storyline is simple and well told. Its a simple story about a twelve year old boy who has to work the night shift to help his mother pay the bills. <br /><br />Most people say that the kids in this film are just too cute and angelic. But I don't think its right. They are 12 year old children in a 1950's American coal mining town. These kids would have to learn to grow up fast on the streets. I have seen kids like this
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Some films that you pick
Some films that you pick up off the $4.99 shelf at the video store, end up being complete garbage without giving us something we want or like. And it's easy to toss such films immediately to the dusty corner at the bottom of the shelf. But, if you have to pay the amount of $25.00 from your own money and have to put up with the embarrassment of having to deal with your friends when you show what you paid $25.00 for, what would you do with the film? That's one thing that I really enjoyed with 'The 40 Year Old Virgin'...and it seemed to
Some films that you pick up for five dollars deserve to be just that and this is one of them. It was just bad. This film is an attempt of a horror film that isn't scary and contains no scares whatsoever, only a few decent stalker moments. There are a few decent, but unoriginal death scenes and a slightly decent, but incredibly stupid ending, but that's all there is. There's no plot and the movie doesn't seem to know what it wants to be so it's a horrible mess. The acting is not as bad as it could be and the direction isn't too bad either. But all in all, it is just a
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I received this movie as
I received this movie as a Christmas gift and watched it with family in a very foggy England. This is a truly wonderful film that we will come back to many times.<br /><br />Many of the comments have mentioned how realistic the family dynamics and their response to the death of a daughter are. I cannot imagine a scenario as delicate and heartbroken as the one portrayed in this film and I truly find myself thinking about it a few days on. The acting is brilliant as well. I particularly liked Polly Walker's subtle performance. How many of us would realise that every person grieving might behave in a completely different way to the next?. Even though I am not
I received this movie as a Christmas present for 1994 and I saw this today on cable and I must say this is an awful movie. The premise is that the dead are coming back to life in East L.A. to eat the living. It seems it will take the life force of 100 men to reawaken their former master, Ching Shih (Wu Shue). And Shue just so happens to be the former master of a Chinese gang, which happens to be lead by a man who is the brother to one the lead guys. I'm being really vague about the plot, because that was part of the
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I have not seen many
I have not seen many German films, but I can say with some authority that this one ranks as the worst I have seen. The dialogue is appalling, and the acting is almost as bad as it can be (though in fairness the material is difficult to work with). I found myself wincing at every cliché, overused line, and hamfisted camera angle. It's hard to say of this film what will appeal to you most: the awfulness of it all, or the sheer awfulness of it.<br /><br />It is difficult to believe that a man who wrote so well and created such memorable works of literature, could fail to
I have not seen many of Mr. John Cleese's roles, though I think I have seen almost all his writing work and all of his direction. I also saw his early TV show in the UK and have to say that in his TV comedies Mr. John Cleese's humour is rather light and quite clever; but in his movies his humour is more crude. Here it can be very crude. The characterisation is light and unconvincing, mostly because it feels a bit too much as if it was cast, rather than conceived for Mr. John Cleese himself. As an Englishman I thought Mr. John Cleese was rather bad in
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..Oh wait, I can! This
..Oh wait, I can! This is one of those movies that you have to watch all the time as you are not sure whether you are experiencing it or you remember it. You don't really care. The only feeling is your desire that the end credits would come. This movie is an overkill. It does not deserve to be called "romantique comedy", simply because it is only a romantic comedy, with not that much comedy in it. There is a whole lot of "unoriginal"-ness and cliché in it. I like this kind of movies. I like cliché, but not this kind of cliché. I thought it is going to be
..Oh wait, I can! This movie sucks! It's a 60's ripoff, with crappy dialogue, bad actors, and stupid story lines, which all lead you nowhere. Not really a mystery either, you know who the killer is within the first 20 minutes, and it's a pretty obvious villain. In fact, I was bored out of my mind the whole time. Don't even waste your time.<br /><br />0/10<br /><br />
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You have to admire Brad
You have to admire Brad Silberling. He has made no less than 27 movies in his career but you really don't know it by his CV because if you didn't see his last productions, you don't realize that this director is here for about 20 years now, just waiting it to make all his movies before getting discovered thanks to "The Notorious Bettie Page". This movie brought him two awards at the Palm Springs Film Festival. And after an absence of 14 years on a big-budget movie, Silberling still makes his movies with the same quality and a unique perspective that makes his movies so good and so different from
You have to admire Brad Sykes as a writer. He's already given us some wonderful screen adaptations of Robert Bloch's books "Halloween" (and "Return of Laurie Strode") and, more recently: "The Evil Dead". This is not so much a horror movie - its an adventure/comedy movie that uses horror movie conventions. So, if you're not prepared for a long "road trip" and an unlikely quest tale, you will probably dislike this film.<br /><br />Sykes and Director Andrew Fleming make a nice and comfortable team to have with the project. Like the recent Stephen King hit: "It" (Sykes
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THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br
THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />An elderly couple who have outlived their usefulness make a fateful decision that affects their entire family as it begins its slow but inevitable decay; from the seemingly unrelated story of a bunch of teenagers that have a little fun to the mysterious and seemingly unrelated story of a family dog and its dead mother, a zombie epidemic is brewing, and there's nobody to stop it from spreading.<br /><br />I really wanted to like the ZOMBIE CHRONICLES, but I really just couldn't. I have little interest in mainstream horror as a genre, and for the most part am a zombie completist (check out my TCM
THE ZOMBIE CHRONICLES <br /><br />Okay, so I rented this film (as well as the other one that it went with - I'm a zombie movie buff, it's just for fun) on the recommendation of a guy at an online forum I belong to (although I'm not sure if he even recommended it or not...) Since then I've been able to view this film, and I have to say that it may possibly be one of the worst movies I have ever seen. The film follows the events of a "zombie" epidemic that is happening somewhere in America, but the film is so poorly done that the only explanation is that the filmmakers themselves were laughing
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A woman asks for advice
A woman asks for advice from an expert on her son's situation, and learns that her son had committed suicide... She finds herself unable to grieve for a long time, and is told that she should do so... She doesn't realize that she must learn how to put herself in someone else's shoes, in order to learn how to truly grieve... If you have never felt grief before, this movie is difficult, but well-done... There are some nice shots. You get to know her in the movie, and realize that she's not a bad character, but needs help through her grief... She sees an image that haunts her... She feels like
A woman asks for advice when going blind. The movie looks pretty, with decent production values, and some very attractive people in it.<br /><br />Alas, it's basically a boring movie that seems overlong. It doesn't have an interesting premise to work with, though there are many little pieces of interest.<br /><br />The idea of trying to figure out the nature of'seeing', the 'eye' and such through the experiences of a blind woman is appealing (though it may be a bit simplistic - the film does not explain the nature of her losing her sight; it just kind of 'happens'). The film does make for
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Really, I can't believe that
Really, I can't believe that somebody put money in this. I've actually seen good work by these people, but this is beyond bad. I think they should make what they call a feature film...but this was terrible. Just terrible. Terrible is the word for it. Like, I just wasted 2 1/2 hours of my life because of how bad the movie was. I'm still angry to have wasted my time sitting through it, and the movie's even shorter than I thought. <br /><br />I just hope that it's just as good as some of the short cartoons, because you know they're in the bank and you don
Really, I can't believe that I wasted my time watching this crap but did that to see if the new DVD release was gonna show that cool "10 ITEMS OR LESS" scene. I have seen the movie multiple times and the release I just got did NOT have that scene.<br /><br />Well, OK, it did have the trailer but, it wasn't a part of the film and it was shown during the credits.<br /><br />Don't you know that I'd really like to be shown some money in the hopes of getting my back?<br /><br />I paid a rental fee for a DVD that I thought had the "10 ITEMS
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I rented this movie about
I rented this movie about a week ago and finally watched it tonight. <br /><br />The main characters include a young female writer and the guy she is seeing and have several meetings with a 40-ish male who is going through a mid-life crisis. At one point he invites both to take him on a trip to his private island. <br /><br />We discover he has a beautiful trophy wife who has a private affair with the male of the story. In fact, it seems she's been having affairs all her life and now is sleeping with her son's best friend and has no desire to share her hubby's love. <br /><br
I rented this movie about 3 weeks ago because "it was based on a true story" and "it wasn't a comedy". That sounded promising for a dramatic film. So wrong! It's terrible - terrible. The entire film looks like they threw a bunch of film into a camera and shot it. The actors have no acting training. It seems as if they are simply reading the script off sheets of paper. The film makes no sense. The camera work is so so...you have no idea what the heck is happening at times. I couldn't turn it off. The first hour-and-a-half it seemed like it could actually be making some point or
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:Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very
:Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very worried about this one right after the disaster of Gigli. I felt that DiCaprio was getting nowhere and was just having a lot of trouble showing why people should keep him in the business. While this is a great film (and not great as an introduction to the business) this proves that he could carry a film. One of the best actors of our generation.<br /><br />A great cast who pulled it off. The performances were great, except perhaps Penelope Cruz. My theory is because Cameron is obsessed with her, he was reluctant to give her a harsh scene.<br /><br />The plot was well paced. It
:Spoilers:<br /><br />I was very excited when I heard of this film because I'm a big fan of Japanese manga/comics. Unfortunately, I wasn't too impressed.<br /><br />While this is, strictly speaking, a faithful translation of the original book (which I read), I could not help feeling that this could not be as powerful in many respects as the original comic. The comic relies extremely on graphic images which convey feelings and meaning which would, I feel, be almost impossible to convey in a simple text such as a script for movie. In my opinion, an anime like Nausica is also a sort of "picture novel" that cannot be transposed
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I've seen all four of
I've seen all four of the Nancy Drew movies, and this one is by far the best... but the real Nancy Drew does not resemble the one in this movie. I'm sorry, but they could have done so much better with the real Nancy than they did. I'd give this movie a 4 (out of 10).<br /><br />The book's a classic, but I've never read it and probably wouldn't care to as the books I am most familiar with are Agatha Christie's mysteries, which I don't think Nancy Drew compares to anyway. They should have hired a more talented actor.
I've seen all four of these movies and all three of them are quite bad. I give this one a 4 instead of a 3 because it has one of the very coolest death scenes that the original Texas Chainsaw Massacre did not have, but in the second part there is the guy in the helicopter where they shoot his eye out and that's one of the coolest death scenes ever.
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I very much looked forward
I very much looked forward to watching this film based on it's well researched nature. However, I was in for a huge disappointment. The film does a wonderful job of summarising the key points of the conflict in Israel and the role of the British army in what became the state of Israel. It also does a wonderful job of giving us an in depth view of the impact the conflict affected the soldiers. However, it fails miserably to capture the atmosphere of the camps that the Jewish soldiers were confined to.<br /><br />Whilst the film focuses on six soldiers, all of who are interviewed and we experience some of their lives. It fails miserably to address
I very much looked forward to seeing this film before it was broadcast last night. As I was waiting, I was excited to see another film about an individual's journey on the Camino de Santiago, the ancient pilgrimage path to Santiago de Compostela in north-west Spain. I was disappointed with what I saw. I know, I feel foolish, but somehow I was expecting a beautiful film, maybe very similar to the wonderful, deeply moving, spiritual Italian film "The Eighth Day", which I only saw recently. A very disappointing film. First, I was really annoyed with the way it was directed, especially the constant close-up framing of the walking scenes, which
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I have read all of
I have read all of the comments on the IMDb for Elenore of Acapulco. I have read all of the comments on the IMDb for Casio. I have to say that I think Elenore of Acapulco was far more funnier and a lot better. Casio was a farce and just terrible. But I love Elenore of Acapulco. My Mom likes the show, but my sister does not get it. I love Cissy. She is great. She is a great actress. I would love to see more of her shows. I think Cissy is great, a great actress, and is
I have read all of Ayn Rand's books, so my opinion of this film is not biased. This has been described as the only film that faithfully followed the plot of "The Fountainhead" by the author, so I've spent more than an hour watching it.<br /><br />I first tried to watch it some time ago, but it's a difficult film to sit through from the beginning of the film's production to the end. I was only able to sit through approximately thirty minutes, so I came back to it later. With a little practice, I was able to get through the entire thing. <br /><br />When I came back
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As a Southern Baptist, it
As a Southern Baptist, it seems an honor to have this in my collection. This film could have been a 100% accurate and would still have been one of the worst movies I've ever seen. It is a huge embarrassment to any religious people, anywhere, to associate their beliefs with this film. It just doesn't even hold together enough to do what it is supposed to do. The acting is so-so at best. Many of the key characters are so stereotypically made that the actors cannot rise above them. I would not recommend this film to those with an open mind. What a waste of film. What a waste of the talent in there
As a Southern Baptist, it's hard for me to accept a film that portrays a Southern Baptist minister as an idiot, and yet, I have to admit that The Omega Code is so bad that, at times, it seems unintentionally amusing.<br /><br />First, a word or two about the Southern Baptist Convention. My experience with this group is that they tend to be very conservative, but they believe in being very nice to one another, and that is really the spirit of this film. The Omega Code is the name of a Christian mini-series. I believe there were actually two, and this is one of them. This one is, without a doubt,
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WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS.
WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. It is not intended to be viewed before seeing the movie.<br /><br />The movie starts with a typical scene where a bunch of military people are getting drunk. This is followed by the "in" joke from the soldiers. Then there's one of the first of the poorly written scenes in the movie. This "in" joke is not funny in anyway. I don't want to spoil the movie too much so the point of this joke will be revealed in the comments.<br /><br />For those who haven't seen the movie this movie has 2 plot lines. One where there's a bunch of soldiers in Africa. A
WARNING: This review contains SPOILERS. <br /><br />I watched the series over and over and I was totally disappointed over the TV series. Some people will not agree with me on this: This is the worst Batman cartoon ever. It was much better from Batman Animated Series. Now, there were no justice in Batman The Animated Series, but it was so much better than this. In this one, they destroyed the original Bane. He wasn't the one they made for a short time in Batman Beyond. He was much closer to being a villain in the original comics, even if he was a bad guy from the Batman Beyond series. They destroyed the Penguin from the
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As a kid I did
As a kid I did not expect a lot from a Ramones movie, so I did not get disappointed. There was not a lot of plot and that is exactly what made the movie entertaining, it was very fast paced and fun. The plot had holes and was very predictable and cliché but the Ramones provided more than enough excitement. It had enough action and violence to keep things entertaining to children and fans of Ramones. This movie is good for teenagers, it will make them laugh and enjoy the Ramones music. Although as a kid this was my favorite movie, my favorite part was the opening credits music by The Ramones and I am still a fan
As a kid I did enjoy The Bionic Man but like a lot of other kids in the early 60's I've gotten to an age where you can't watch something with ease. It no longer excites the mind and it's what that show has lost that I will give this movie.<br /><br />The plot was a pretty straightforward but the thing I liked about this was the way they had explained the reason for the creation of the Bionic Man, and also the fact that the Bionic Woman was also in the movie (a very cool and attractive actress) and how her body was not completely human. The plot was also a little more
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Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi
Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture) was the victim in this film. She was murdered by her husband, and the first thing that we learn about her husband is that he was a big fisherman, he made his living on the water. Then we are shown that he had a secret about a dead girl he had killed and threw out at sea after they had sex on their boat. Then we learn that as a result of that event that the husband is now crazy and will kill again if he finds out that his secret was uncovered. This sets up a very good film to watch and learn about the wife's search for revenge against her husband. I really liked
Jill Dunne (played by Mitzi Kapture), a woman with mysterious powers to manipulate sound, falls for a man she meets during a train ride. The man, named Sam Hirsch (played by Robert Englund), is a mysterious con man, and is also a friend of Jill's father (played by Josephine Dunn) who, despite this, is Jill's primary caretaker after her mother's murder. Jill moves in with Sam, and falls for him so hard that she begins to manipulate sounds around them for no other reason than to please him. At first, everything goes smoothly, but a local, old-school rock musician named Billy West (played with a menacing
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This movie sucked. It really
This movie sucked. It really did. The first half hour, I found myself bored out of my mind. I knew from what I had read, that it tended to be very slow, but I had forgotten the extent of it.<br /><br />There is nothing scary about this movie. It is supposed to be a ghost story. But I find the term "ghosts" to be a vague one at best. I really wouldn't call some old photographs ghosts. But the main thing which bothers me is that I have seen far worse films in my time, particularly by Japanese directors, and they scared the crap out of me, whilst this one didn't even
This movie sucked. It really did. I like to support the local community when I can, and to help aspiring filmmakers. I wish that I had only done the first 2. You can tell when it was filmed, there was no proper crew, no sound, just awful. I was disappointed because it did show potential though. Maybe if it had been done by professionals. I could not watch it to the end, I simply could not stay up until that time. The movie did not have much plot, and was predictable.<br /><br />It did have some original things about it that will stay with me though. For example, when one of the characters
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Lifetime did it again. Can
Lifetime did it again. Can you imagine, after so many horrible TV movies, this movie is the worse one from this year. Even if you don't like horror movies your should hate this one. But even if you like horror movies, there is no single good thing about this movie. It is about a boy who has a weird childhood, and at the age of 11 he is still fighting against "the bullies" at school. At the same time, there is a strange kid in that school whose name is "Ziggy". They both are the main characters in this terrible piece of crap called movie.<br /><br />I know, there
Lifetime did it again. Can these people PLEASE start making more movies??? There's 1000's of other things to work on with L & O and at least 1000's of other things to work on, the police with be happy if something isn't made soon. This is too silly a story to be taken seriously, even if it was meant to be a serious story it too silly (like a lot of these stories are on the police shows) to make any sense, let alone be good quality production. I am glad NBC has another show to cancel it's L & O.
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I have to say I
I have to say I was expecting something a little more serious, than what the movie turned out to be. This movie is entertaining. It's not funny but it's a bit more entertaining than a movie like "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", because, let's face it, they both suck.<br /><br />The plot is pretty lame, the acting average at best, (if you can believe it, this movie stars a well known pornographic actor) and the script stinks to high heaven, but, unlike "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", this movie actually knows what it's doing, which is, unlike "The Adventures of Pluto Nash", make
I have to say I was initially quite wary about watching this one, based loosely as it is on the 1898 story by Maugham. I thought it would be another dreary re-telling of some great novelist's story, and that the "Gothic" angle would mean that the film makers would throw in some cheap thrills. I was a little surprised by this story because, being a non-Gothic fan of the genre, I thought "Hartley, come on man". I guess he would have liked the more "fun" end result, but there wasn't the chance so he had to come up with something
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The original book of this
The original book of this movie was a very good book, actually, and my father read to me the whole story, but this movie really should not use a little boy and the book's ideas. The book is about a very evil boy and he uses his friends to try to get the hero of the novel to die as he is dying (as when we get the book he has already died, and his voice is recorded on a tape). He's a very big evil boy.<br /><br />But when that same book is turned into a movie, a little boy is cast to the role in this movie, and the movie has also turned him into an
The original book of this movie, "The Black Cat", is the only story ever written by Edgar Allen Poe to contain real life murder (this actually happened to a woman named Margareta Scott). The murders are quite gory, and thus not to be shown on TV or released on video or DVD. However, they are not graphically shown in this movie, as you would expect. However, they are strongly implied in the film.<br /><br />The rest is what I would consider not too serious. I was not impressed with the performance of Zorro...who looks pretty fat and not menacing at all (though his costumes and horse were fun to
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The annoying mouse and lullaby
The annoying mouse and lullaby are just what the story needs to give it that last little bit of spice. They were just so over the top and completely ridiculous but yet so funny, as you can probably tell. I had a great time watching this, and I had a great laugh at every one of the characters. They sure seemed like a fun bunch. This movie was a lot older than I thought it was! I was expecting a very small movie with a very small story but it was quite the opposite. In regards to the actors, I felt that all of them did an amazing job. I feel like the only downside of the movie was that I had no
The annoying mouse and lullaby that has so captivated fans of this film for decades is a perfect example of how a little music done well can make or break a film. It was done so successfully by Bernard Hoffer and it became so popular, that for about twenty years it was used in all of MGM's mouse cartoons. Eventually we got tired of hearing it in almost every mouse cartoon and got to the point where we simply closed the covers of the DVD box set. To say that this song is timeless would be to give it an injustice. There is something about the simplicity of the little mouse and lullaby that will not be forgotten for a long time.
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I saw this film opening
I saw this film opening night yesterday at the Santa Barbara International Film Festival. I can still see the audience in the darkened cinema laughing out loud at a number of funny scenes. I won't give anything away, but there are more. The film is shot in black and white, but no one in it seems to realize there is photography happening. It is real life, pure and simple. The title "Naked Girlfriend, Wally and the Dinosaur" comes from the most awkward conversation between the main character Wally (played by Michael A. Weiss) and the dinosaur, at the time a very popular attraction at the local zoo. Wally is not
I saw this film opening day: I can't believe that after I got home from that I was able to show up at work. It made me very angry to think that people were going to see this movie because of the big name actors.<br /><br />This movie was simply horrible. If anyone has ever played in a production of Shakespeare then they should know that the performances could not have been more wooden. It almost looked like the actors and I am sure directors were holding the camera. There was virtually no direction at all in fact the camera never moved. Some close ups were badly edited and seemed to go on forever.<br /><br />The story seemed
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I saw this at the
I saw this at the 2006 Vancouver International Film Festival, which is where almost all the films from the Sundance Festival are screened. Although this film was not in the documentary section (it was a feature film), it was a Sundance selection. Although it was shown as if it were a documentary, it was heavily stylized, but I found this stylistic approach to create a much more thought provoking film than a completely straight-jacketed documentary.<br /><br />The story is simple: it follows two boys on opposite sides of the Israeli-Palestinian conflict and how both are affected by the constant military surveillance and checkpoints. Each of
I saw this at the Edinburgh film festival last week and was disappointed, not only in the acting which was poor - I thought Peter Burke and the other actors in the film, apart from Donald Sutherland, had nothing to work with, and certainly couldn't hold a candle to Sutherland in terms of the audience appeal, but in the story itself. The story was disjointed, inconsistent, and seemed to make little sense overall, and I was unsure as to what the film was really about. A lot of the film was based on flashbacks, and I had to keep checking the synopsis to reassure myself that they were meant to be flashbacks, because if they
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Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous
Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous Australian outlaw hero known throughout the world as one of life's good guys. The true story is presented here from the Australian point of view which is very interesting to see, because here in England, where Kelly was hanged in England, they think the story is quite the opposite; which is very odd I thought, because they're always telling the world how bad these bad guys we've got here in Britain. As I said, from an Australian point of view, so you need to understand the country's point of view.<br /><br />The whole film is well executed with a strong lead cast who were quite good. However, I
Ned Kelly (Ledger), the infamous outlaw of 19th century who was executed for a crime he did not commit. The story of Ned is told through flashbacks in the form of the letters the convict wrote in jail to the sister who loves him and her daughter who is the best friend of the woman he once loved.<br /><br />Ledger was nominated for leading man in the Film Critics Awards and was named Best Actor in the Australian Academy of Motion Picture Arts and Sciences Awards. I'm glad all of the other actors were nominated because this may be an Australian film but that does not make all the other actors and actresses unimportant. The supporting cast gives great
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They constructed this one as
They constructed this one as though they were making a B flick. The characters have zero credibility: the doctor is an idiot, the wife has no redeeming qualities, the father is a jerk, and the "hero" has no sense of what's really important. You can't take any scene seriously; not the dialogue, the acting, the humor, the characters, it's all just "ho hum". This would be funny if it hadn't been so pathetic.<br /><br />There is the potential for a good movie here, but they just threw away the opportunity.
They constructed this one as a cheap, easy way to cash in on the fact that there are millions of people in the world who know this movie and/or the guy in it. That is, of course, because "The Rock", while it doesn't pretend to be anything more (or less) than entertainment, has some of the best special effects in film history. This movie's not even close. What does this film actually offer to the fans of this actor? Why, nothing but a slapdash collection of scenes stolen from "The Rock" and a plot so cheap they even admit it. The guy who steals the diamonds from inside a plane is not even
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This has to be the
This has to be the most atrocious movie adaptation I have ever had the misfortune to witness. I have read the original version of this classic literature and the only words that come to my mind when it comes to the actors, the movie's direction and screenplay are: "abysmal", "pathetic", "shameful". If the worst that may happen to a movie of this kind was to be so ridiculous as to be funny, this movie failed on both counts. I have rarely experienced a movie that I felt so insulted with. If I had no choice but to make the movie, I would've casted either the original author or a
This has to be the first documentary since I saw Michael Moore with "Roger and Me" that really left me feeling completely dumbfounded. Here are some of the reasons why, as a viewer. <br /><br />1. I thought it was a great idea to include some random people who are not from the city, or from China to describe what they think about the city. They give their opinions. Why is there no one from there, or who knows the city? Perhaps this is because "the people know the best", but it shows a problem because the people really don't know what their life is about, and if they did, then why
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If the term itself were
If the term itself were of a nature that it were appropriate, I would say this movie was a 'classic,' as it is, however, more a film than anything, as it is a film with so much more than a common definition. It is, however, also a film that is the'standard,' as it has to be to me. This film is not only one of the best 'film noir' films, the genre that it is, it not only is the best film among those, this film ranks among the best films of all time.<br /><br />The film in terms of its genre is almost perfect; its main character, a
If the term itself were not a legal fiction, I would say that the writers of this movie should be blacklisted. For this one person should not write it, produce it, star in it, own the rights to it, promote it, talk about it, and heck, just having watched it, I'm shocked I made it to this line.<br /><br />I rented this movie after seeing the trailer, which is basically a commercial, so that is no surprise. It showed some promise, but then some things happened and I realized there are just some things better left un-known for the audience. I'm not sure why they made one scene 8
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This movie was so unrelentingly
This movie was so unrelentingly dull, i think that any of its characters were more interesting than the plot. it is very unoriginal with very little surprise. and it wasn't even in the "cheery" campy sci-fi kind of way that makes a movie funny. it felt really self-important and pretentious; they could obviously afford tons of special effects and props and they wasted the effect of them. this has been used in hundreds of other movies. just because it's science fiction they must think it's okay. and the love story was just another formulaic cliché. (a good one, but still a cliché)<br /><br />i
This movie was so unrelentingly depressing and emotionally draining. How sad that I have to write something so negative, but it is a message that needed to be given in the first place.<br /><br />But I have to say one thing and that is that I'm glad I didn't pay too much to see it. I'm an international student, I live off of ramen when I'm lucky and when I'm on a serious lack of funds, I make up the difference through the kindness of family. So, a movie that cost me about the same as my monthly food was not a good start for my life in New York.<br /><br />This
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This movie never made it
This movie never made it to the cinema because of its "sensitive" topic. This was an advantage, because it was a lot better this way. It makes the viewer think and even get out of one's own skin and understand the feelings of others (in all aspects). Even people who don't care about the topic, will have to think twice if they watch the movie. You see it, then realise that it was just a show and you really never know... It may be the future of the whole world, and it's just not a subject to be laughed about and forgotten about it after a drink or two. I enjoyed it...<br /><
This movie never made it to the big screen, but is a sleeper hit on DVD. It stars Kira Reed, whom has been in many films including, 101 Dalmatians And Lassie. It also has another famous actress from the 1930's, Lucile Watson, who played Belle, and a famous supporting actor, Louis S ouchet. <br /><br />In this movie Lucile acts as Mother, and Louis as the Father, who is constantly mad, because he can' t stand Lucile's Motherly ways, because he is a woman hater. The story of this film revolves
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I thought this was a
I thought this was a rather enjoyable movie. I was hoping for a rather entertaining, somewhat suspenseful ride, and I got it. Most of the actors did pretty well, especially the "ninja" actors, which was a plus. However, the plot was somewhat of a stretch, and some of the dialog sounded more like something you'd find a cheesy teen-movie. But at the end of the day, this was better than the "Sword" movie, also starring James Hong and Ron Perlman.
I thought this was a good film. The acting was very good and kept my attention all the way through. I believe I read somewhere that the budget wasn't what they expected and unfortunately in some parts of the film it shows. It seemed there was a mix of computer generated and actual footage to make shots a little longer. Other than that I think the film was very good and I would definitely recommend going to see it. The plot is very interesting and it's nice to see actors/actresses I have seen on T.V. and in other smaller movies, now getting a big break with bigger budgets. It keeps you wondering throughout and the ending was very good
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Ned aKelly is such an
Ned aKelly is such an Aussie icon and Aussie history lessons can be so boring, that it's quite wonderful to see a really good film about him. I saw the film on tv so i had little expectations.<br /><br />But I must say this is a really good film, and worth watching. Some may say the film is too fictionalized, but it still works, and still shows the spirit of our Aussie icon and the fact that Ned is still a bit of a mystery to many to see.<br /><br />It has it's good points. The direction was really well done, the casting was perfect too. This film makes a good look at
Ned aKelly is such an iconic figure that just about everyone who has an interest in Australian history has at least a basic knowledge of his legend. Unfortunately that means it's difficult for any potential biopic to surprise.<br /><br />With a story that begins with the Kelly gang's successful hold-up of a post office in Glenrowan, and follows them until their ultimate failure and final demise, there is little to surprise, and even less to conceal. The film manages to tell a somewhat coherent tale, but at the same time fails to draw the audience into what might have been a riveting drama. A lack of depth in character also prevents much sympathy or emotional
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From the very beginning, the
From the very beginning, the movie, in its narration of the life of Marie Antoinette, presents her as a shallow and selfish Queen, whose sole concern was her own enjoyment of life, with little or no concern for her subjects. And that is basically all the movie concerns.<br /><br />One scene which stands out is where she is dancing the Hula in her luxurious apartment with a few friends and her hair is undone and out. There she is, in a gorgeous room, with gorgeous furniture and drapes, and wearing nothing but a diaphanous robe. For those who don't realize it, it's a perfect parody of the real Queen
From the very beginning, the movie "Moonchild" was hyped big time!! This is one of those movies that, on the first day of release, it is all the buzz all over Japan!! Everyone is either a huge fan of this movie, or utterly hating this movie!! However, after a long-awaited screening, my friend and I went to see this movie a couple of days ago, we came out from the cinema hall wondering how come this movie can get a rating of such a high score!! To be frank, I didn't really like either of these 5 main characters that they've portrayed in the movies- I rather liked the boy (Sh
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I guess I was attracted
I guess I was attracted to this movie for the reason that the trailer looked so good. Unfortunately that's it. The acting was a complete no-name and that's not a good thing whatsoever since the movie has tons of characters. Some of them are really weak, to say the least, and even though the actors try to put on a face of professionalism they all just look so bland and stiffly fake. And the main character, the cop, is just plain bad. He lacks credibility and you don't really want him there even though he's the protagonist. Even though I'm a fan of horror films, I'm not into B-movies. I just
I guess I was attracted to seeing this movie because of the cover. The woman looked very intriguing for a black historical drama. I was wrong, WRONG WRONG WRONG. I thought maybe it had to be some kind of bad joke because there was nothing funny about what they had there. I just got up and left. After a while, I was able to come back and see if it would get better. And it hasn't. No, indeed, it gets worse. I felt ripped off. It is so boring I could hardly stay awake. I tried, I really tried. But I fell to sleep. You see, if I had stayed at that theater,
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I don't quite get the
I don't quite get the hype around this movie. One thing the critics didn't mention, is that it was a joint venture among the Hollywood studios. Maybe that's part of the reason why it was so bad. After all, who ever was going to be fired, if it didn't live up to it's expectations? I watched this on my local cable station and was stunned at what I saw on screen. I was especially stunned by the cast of actors. If this was an independent film, it would have had good reviews. Instead it was a big blockbuster effort. Who had the idea to cast a little old lady to be the leader of an army of
I don't quite get the comments about "this is a great film" <br /><br />It is a well-made film, very well-made, but it is, I think, totally unengaging. I found myself watching it out of morbid curiosity, not because it was so brilliant that I simply must see it (I think I might be a bit scared).<br /><br />The most I was able to muster up was a little morbid amusement at the film's pretensions. And, frankly, while the film tried to be something rather different to most horror films with a bit of "fashion", it is only superficially so in
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This movie was awful. The
This movie was awful. The story line is not only unbelievable, but ridiculous. One of the main characters has a terrible hearing loss and wears hearing aids. He cannot understand how to play baseball until a friend comes along wearing glasses. I am sure that all in the audience laughed at this and said, What he needs is a hearing aid, not glasses. A movie is suppose to be a parable of good versus evil, however the good in this movie (Benjamin) is the worst character I have ever viewed. Benjamin is a lovable loser as a child but when he is grown up he is a complete slob. He lives in a dump and is addicted
This movie was awful. The plot was a bit too complicated. I really would like to know how anyone could watch this and still think it was good. The jokes just weren't funny. A few of the jokes I understood, and they were all over the place. I have to wonder how these actors came up with their lines. Do they have a list of jokes that they could pull from to use in every movie? I do wonder what these actors will do in the future to get their name back a little. I couldn't tell if this was trying to be romantic comedy or a drama. I would never recommend this movie to anyone.
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Holy crap. This was the
Holy crap. This was the most boring thing I have seen in a very long time. The script should have been given to a monkey, it was so bad. The production design was equally awful and so was the directing and editing. Basically, the whole film is an excuse for someone to take another shot at a career. The film seems to be some sort of combination of film-making styles - a comedy, a horror film and a romantic drama in a kind of weird, disjointed way which doesn't really help the film in any way. I was truly bored, really it was that bad, I hated every second of it. The idea that such things could come
Holy crap. This was the least of the original Nightmare series. I didn't think a Nightmare was possible, let alone a sequel. But hey, that's entertainment? Who cares? I'll take the bad and just hope there's an ending that won't destroy the great Nightmare series. No comment about the acting, though, I'm not sure if that's because I couldn't believe what this "thing" was like, if I'm so out of date, or if I'm actually that dumb. I guess I'm just so used to the older films that this one simply defies me. Plus, I'm not too sure what this thing is about.
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SWING! is an important film
SWING! is an important film for a number of reasons. It won the Best Picture Oscar of 1939 and was released by MGM at a point in the late 30's where they had already lost the swing. If the studio hadn't been falling out the race for swing films, this one might not have been made. The film was also the first one featuring the legendary drummer Buddy Rich, it also was the first one for Gene Krupa. The film is based on the story of Red Norin and includes a few minor characters from the Red Norine legend, but this story is pure Hollywood. Red may be a swing trumpeter/singer
SWING! is an important film in cinema history. It gives hope, love and happiness, especially in difficult times. Although it is a black/white movie, the director captures the color, sound, and dance of the 30s' jazz age. All the performances are excellent, especially those of Ray Smith and Ruby Keeler. I highly recommended.
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There's not a drop of
There's not a drop of truth in this one. The premise of this film begins with 1928s Great Crash, and I'd say that it is as true to events of that era as The Lord of the Rings is to the events of WWI. However, that is not the only problem with "The Young Victoria" (I won't call it a movie): The cast is very miscast, and too old. I know what you're thinking, 36 year old Emily Blunt is Victoria, so where the problem? The fact is, while Elizabeth would become a mother at fifteen, Victoria was still a teenager. As far as
There's not a drop of blood or gore that you've seen, that hasn't been done in about 8 more movies than this one. The only thing that isn't repetitive about this one is the cast. The script seemed more like the script that they made up to fill in the dialogue in the movie. It's all just the same. There are lots of moments in this movie that could have been cut, and even more that should have been. I'm a fan of the 80s slasher genre, but this one was just way too long, and way too predictable. If you are ever looking for another slash/beat up/gore movie
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I like Goldie Hawn and
I like Goldie Hawn and I enjoy comedy but I found this movie incredibly boring. If there was such a thing as a "slow" comedy, this is it.<br /><br />The plot is about this young couple that doesn't work out and they want to come up with 10 good reasons to get a divorce (they want the divorce but they must find out 10 good reasons first - don't ask me why). Both the husband and wife begin dating other people. The couple finally finds out that they had 5 things in common and they end the movie in what can only be described as a "chick flick finish".<br /><
I like Goldie Hawn and thought this movie might be funny. What a mistake. I can't believe anyone in the studio liked the script, and thought it was worth taking to the trouble of filming. The cast, except for Goldie Hawn, look like they didn't even know what they were doing. Goldie seems to realize she was in trouble but apparently couldn't get out. Too bad, she was about the only talented person in this movie. I only wanted to see it because Goldie Hawn was in it, not because of the storyline or my appreciation for this type of movie. I think Goldie Hawn was getting paid to come.
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Protocol is an implausible movie
Protocol is an implausible movie with implausible characters. But the implausibility comes out because the film does such a good job of suggesting how implausible it all is. The actors all have a charm. The acting is fine. The dialog is believable. The setting is believable. The characters are believable -- not necessarily real. But they are believable. I liked the movie, even though I had very little idea what it was about.<br /><br />If it isn't obvious, I am a fan of John Cusack and Rosario Dawson. They look great together. It's great to see an actor who can actually act taking roles of interest and not
Protocol is an implausible movie. It's also implausible that Michael Douglas and Kiefer Sutherland can act. <br /><br />The film is about national security. But what is true and what is a fabrication is uncertain. There are plot holes. An important plot point is never explained. The movie gets derailed into the soap opera genre. And it really drags.<br /><br />But it makes an interesting comment on globalisation and Americanisation. In most parts of the world, a 9/11-style attack would be seen as an act of war. In the West, we just take it for granted.
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When an attempt is made
When an attempt is made to'modernise' this fine stage play by putting it on celluloid, it is often difficult to do justice to the original work in terms of dialogue and character. Most television companies seem to be trying to make a mockery of it for no apparent reason (which makes me wonder what on earth has become of Mr Richard Briers?), yet The Secret's In the Jar is a fine adaptation of Patrick Marber's hit play and the story is brilliantly acted and well photographed. Michael Jayston's portrayal of Michael, a man dying of a terminal illness who is given a special cocktail by his doctor which speeds up the process of his illness,
When an attempt is made to get another copy of the video tape that is the basis for all the plot, the film turns to a standard 80's exploitation. A bunch of kids have to survive the day as the video is running on a loop throughout the house. It would be laughable, but it is played quite straight. I'll give the benefit of the doubt, as my wife found it to be at least one of her favorite episodes. She seems to like 80's horror.
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What does the " Executive
What does the " Executive Producer " do in the production of a movie or TV Show? According to the " IMDb ", it means that s/he " Executive Produce this movie ". In " Executive Producer " with a big capital " E " and " P ", the producer " produces " a " Executive ". According to Wikipedia " Executive Producer " the executive produce is an " executive " of the production but also a producer : " In filmmaking, a producer can sometimes be both the executive producer and also an actual producer " : Executive Producer is an executive and a producer of the production of " Executive Producer ", Executive Producer of " Executive Producer " are
What does the " Executive producer" mean when talking about movies? Does he has to pay money to hire a Director or just sign a Check and go sit in the Cinema and watch it when it comes out? I am also curious if a director will ever agree to work on such a small budget and low profile film as The WORST MOVIE EVER MADE. I mean I get why it is such a low budget. it is made by one guy who is also the director but why would the Director agree on this? I mean it looks like a third grade production. My nephew has better video productions in his bedroom. I do not know why anyone in this
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Outlandish premise that rates low
Outlandish premise that rates low in the originality and fun departments: after being fired from his job as a writer of TV series due to bad writing, a TV-show writer who has a crush on one of his characters gets transported against his will to where the characters live, to check on their situations and decide if they were well written. When he gets there, he's made part of the show and gets sucked in. Well... and he also gets transported to the 19th century and spends five long years, doing what the characters do while the show is in limbo... I'm sure the writer had a few ideas and themes in mind, like time
Outlandish premise that rates low as a comedy and has no place in serious cinema. An average story with a few bad actors thrown in. A few well done scenes that aren't enough for a viewer to make the film worthwhile. The best idea was to kill off John Ritter. In the end, the two good actors have some decent scenes together but aren't enough to keep the viewer interested.
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There are only two movies
There are only two movies I have seen my kids watch twice. This is one of them. The other is the original "Star Wars" movie. Both are timeless. The actors are good. The story is timeless. Even when you know how far the plot will develop. The story and character development is very well done. The acting is also amazing. You have to watch the subtleties, especially when the evil characters are talking with the good characters. I must watch for certain aspects of the plot each and every time I watch it, though I do enjoy watching what has become a classic. Some of the music is a little dated, but my kids don
There are only two movies which are bad if they are done wrong. THE WIZARD OF OZ and THE BLACK CAT. THE WIZARD OF OZ is a great story and the Black Cat is a classic. Both movies lend themselves to all sorts of interpretations and adaptations, but they are hard to do. You've just got to work. If these types of movies fail, they fail dismally, like LADY EVELYN and THE DEVIL BAT. Here is what I mean. LADY EVELYN was a good premise. The idea that the Devil Cat was a cat on earth but actually a demon spirit from Hell was
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The only good thing about
The only good thing about the film is that it shows you just how far Hollywood has come in its attempts to capitalize on a movie franchise since I saw one of the early Tarzan movies. The earlier film was made in 1932 and it has a 5 year old Tarzan and Jane and a white hunter. Jane has to help the white hunter, Harry Holt, when he is bitten by a poisonous snake and his eyes bulge out and he dies at the end of the movie.<br /><br />The sequel is made in 1934 and it shows a much older Jane (age 27). She is now Mrs.
The only good thing about this episode is the stunning (but pointless, and badly conceived) action sequence with the robot, and (just possibly) a couple of laugh-out-loud "Did we miss anything?" moments in the middle (where we find out what the two characters have been up to to that point), but overall this is just dreadful. They should have been shot in a single day, and the director should be strung up. At least the first episode was an hour long and interesting -- this is 50 minutes of tedium. (Also, if the characters in a TV series go from good to bad and back to good to bad in
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I'm studying Catalan, and was
I'm studying Catalan, and was fascinated by this movie. It is difficult to see at the moment, but when it's released by Cesar Cipolla at New York I will buy it.<br /><br />When I was in Spain I saw 3000 Years of Catullus, on DVD, but I didn't understand anything, and I have some basic knowledge of Spanish language. The original in Latin was more interesting to me.<br /><br />A lot of classical Latin, very complicated, difficult, I think more difficult than the Shakespeare, but in this movie I understood, I saw the story.<br /><br />When I was reading
I'm studying Catalan, and was on the internet to look at the movie plot. I must have been too distracted, because I managed to watch the entire (sensible) review and never even thought to change the movie selection.<br /><br />I'm a firm believer that every movie has something to offer in one context or another - if not the story or the acting, then the cinematography, production design, or the soundtrack. But this movie offers nothing. There is no story; the acting is barely amateurish, at best. The plot's obvious point is that men are unfaithful. I can't believe so many people are wasting their money on this
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I was excited to view
I was excited to view this movie based on the plot summary, as well as the recommendation I received from my friend (who happens to live in Texas). I was VERY disappointed, however, with the movie. The movie begins with the "story" of the young boy who is taken care of by a family who wants his organs for the transplant. He is told that he must die so that another child may live. After this opening, there is a few flash backs during the movie, but the movie is mostly very dull. I would not recommend seeing this movie. My friend actually said that the movie had left him feeling very frustrated, that the movie had wasted
I was excited to view this movie after the positive comments from the public. I guess it must be a bad movie with no plot, since it is impossible to follow. I really enjoyed, however, how the kids performed with such little acting experience. Very enjoyable, very disappointing movie.
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this film was a major
this film was a major disappointment to me. the script was so weak and the plot so cliché. the music was totally overdone and sounded fake. the acting....how do you screw up a character as simple and as great as Ned Kelly?! i honestly don't know anyone who was able to walk away from this movie feeling that it was good. many questions remained unanswered and many of the characters weren't even necessary for the movie, not counting the kid who didn't have a line from beginning to end.<br /><br />you can't get the idea of why Ned Kelly was so hated in this movie, it was just plain bad.
this film was a major disappointment. not only is the story line predictable, the acting is really bad, though the lead actress is certainly attractive. I kept waiting for something, anything to happen that would grab my attention, but the film meander'd away from anything interesting. the only saving grace were the nice shots of the Hawaiian jungle. I just think you need to stay at home and take a shower instead of watching this drivel. the only saving graces were the nice shots of the Hawaiian jungle and the fact that I didn't have to pay to see it.
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Three part "horror" film with
Three part "horror" film with parts 2 and 3, that don't go to far to "get" on the subject matter of homosexuality, both contain some gore, and are very "noirs".<br /><br />The story mainly centers on a trio of criminals who escape the prison with the hopes it will turn out to be a "getaway" in which they split up for a few days and then meet up, in part two they come across two bickering lesbians who end up making out with the two men, part three is the final showdown as one of the men is "punished" for his role in the matter.<br /><
Three part "horror" film with an unusually long running time. This must've been an attempt to cash in on the success of the first one and to try to create momentum for a sequel a year later, "The Lost Weekend" (1955, in which Barbara Bel Geddes and Laurence Olivier play a troubled couple). The film was also meant as a pilot for a series, a bit like "It" (which had a good run on TV and in reruns) later did. It really would have paid better to do a TV series of these stories than to make three films in one, which may have contributed to the overall unevenness of the
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A very cheesy and dull
A very cheesy and dull action movie. No one seems to be particularly bothered by the fact that no one in the city seems to want to cooperate with the anti-heroes. Not even when they're trying to arrest the actual killer. The story has a lot of continuity errors, like the sudden appearance of the bad guys car during the opening scene. One must also ask, why is the good guy's gun out of bullets? Maybe that's even less relevant since the movie ends within minutes.<br /><br />The worst performance comes from the (presumably) actor who plays the ex-cop. I almost think it's supposed to be funny. You don
A very cheesy and dull made-for-TV movie about a mysterious new employee who causes an ex-detective and his partner to go insane. This is a very overrated thing due to the fact that it is a made-for-TV movie and had a fairly high ratings when first on TV. This was a complete waste of my time and I felt I had lost a small portion of my brain by even watching this. The script is so slow-moving and has so many stupid scenes that is hard to believe that this got made. The story is so completely and utterly predictable, that I found myself thinking "this is going to happen" about 17 times throughout the
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There are some nice shots
There are some nice shots in the beginning of the movie but that is about it. A very slow motion that is interrupted by some really bad and silly action scenes like a guy in a tank top who runs down a hallway with several guys shooting at him and does not get hurt. You will just laugh. This is why you should not watch an action movie that is not about guns or cars or martial arts. It is not good. So if you see it on the DVD shelves do not buy it. Watch it on the rack in the middle of the room and enjoy!
There are some nice shots, the editing and photography and cinematography are all first rate, but for a film about a serial killer, how hard is it to make the audience feel that you understand his motivations, the pressures of society, and the reasons why people choose darkness. This film fails to even mention psychology. In the real world, some of these "frightening" serial killers don't have the same motivations as each other, and sometimes they are not all really crazy, it will shock you, but the truth is that there are some serial killers that are rational, that is, they think they are doing the right thing just like you and I do
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When a man who doesn't
When a man who doesn't like a movie that he wrote, produced and is in is, is asked to say three sentences about that film I know that's not easy, but it is possible. Let's see: There's a plot, or two, or maybe a few. It's about a guy who goes on a cross-country drive, and has a bunch of things happen to him along the way, including a shootout. There is much profanity, which is always a good thing. There is gratuitous nudity. I don't think there's anything really positive to say here. That concludes the summary. If I could have stopped right there. But I
When a man who doesn't care about politics meets with a young liberal and an anti-GMT woman who doesn't go to church and find out she is pregnant, it is a good basis for an interesting political and religious comment, I guess. But, that is it. Everything else is just a sequence of very ordinary, not too well acted, even more less interesting subplots.<br /><br />However, some points are interesting, like the conflict between the two main characters about the idea of abortion and how the main character, who comes from a religious family and hasn't thought too much on politics or religion, deals with that.<br /><br />But,
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I have been looking for
I have been looking for this movie on DVD/VHS for years..I watched it as a child in the late 1980's and I loved it! I was not surprised that so many other people hated it and thought it was stupid..I love horror movies that are just fun to watch..And, i enjoyed this one! the cast gave their all, as did the director and the writers. I loved watching the other actors playing the 'villains' and just plain have a ball! The movie isn't the best..but it was fun! The ending is a bit predictable..but a bit funnier than the others I have seen
I have been looking for this movie for years. There was some mention of it in a late night movie show of the 70's, and of course, only my sister and I were watching. My mother always had to say, "Don't be foolish, there is no such thing as a movie show at night." But we both swore that there was, and she had to watch with us the next morning to make sure there wasn't. Of course, I've tried to find the show and it hasn't been mentioned since. Can you help, please? And tell me why all these films with some really good actresses and good ideas are never finished
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As the number of Video
As the number of Video Nods, I guess this is an indication of a great movie.<br /><br />What a pleasure to see what happened back in 1981 to make people feel so much horror at that special type of crime. Now, they have just forgotten about the past, and people are not aware of this, and of so many other facts of the past. A 10 for my rating, this is one movie that deserves to be remembered for many years and with the hope that more movie makers will take this subject up seriously and not trivialize what happened and still is, and to those people who did not see the other
As the number of Video Nuke films grows over time, the quality of the actual films has become consistently worse. The films are also becoming longer and less and less coherent. This latest effort is the most nonsensical of all. A young couple on their honeymoon discover a meteorite with a bizarre green glow. However, this is no ordinary meteorite, it has actually crashed onto the couple and completely reformed their bodies and personalities. What follows is a bizarre trip by these two over-hyped losers along the streets of Tokyo. The film contains some of the strangest music I have ever heard, much of which is loud, high pitched, and disturbing.
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Not sure if I'm referring
Not sure if I'm referring to the English or Irish title of this one. Anyway – the one which is supposed to be a sort of tribute to the great Irish singer. So you will forgive some mistakes in the title of this one.<br /><br />Anyway – let's get on track. This one should be considered a rather successful first Irish musical. The musical numbers aren't that great, but the story is rather touching. And the story is told in a rather original way. There will be a few songs in the beginning and in the end (after all – it is a musical), but most of the movie will be told in flashbacks
Not sure if I'm referring to the fact that this movie was filmed in the summer in Canada and then released in December, or that it was advertised in a small town as a musical western, or that it apparently never made it to DVD or VHS, but this is a terrible film with about 8 minutes of anything worth seeing, in an 88 minute movie. Most of the time it's people standing around and talking while someone watches over them. The plot is convoluted and uninteresting, the characters have no personality, and I lost count of how many times I looked around the theater wondering if someone was screening a bad movie or if I'd
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This video nasty was initially
This video nasty was initially released in the US as "Red Eye". It's another tale of revenge for the killer's brother on the day of his bachelor party. There's a lot of good acting going on and you can see the actors have a lot of fun in this gore fest. The acting is good and we get to see some great T&A. It's good stuff but not as good as "House of the Dead" or "Final Blood". I had enjoyed this when I first was a teenager who saw it on Channel 4 when I lived in the UK back in the 80s. So I gave it a 9 just because I
This video nasty was initially banned in the UK, but was eventually released on a very limited basis on the R-rated VHS format.<br /><br />As is typical of the entire VHS nasties collection, S&M and gore is plentiful.<br /><br />The film concerns a new horror play, "The Bleeder", whose producer (played by Christopher Dallimore) refuses to accept that the play is a flop and decides to continue its production at all costs.<br /><br />As soon as the play begins, the audience begins dying in a variety of gruesome ways and there is the odd scene of torture (hitting on the face with a
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Of the three titles from
Of the three titles from director Ulli Lommel – "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave" (1979), "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave II" (1980) and "The Night Evelyn Came Out of the Grave III" (1983) - only the last one offers something interesting to its viewers. It's true that this one has a lot of flaws as all those movies, and it's an incredibly weak and amateurish attempt of entertainment. It certainly isn't Ulli Lommel's best, and it's nowhere near being a classic of horror cinema, but at least there
Of the three titles from Joe Dante that I have seen (Gates of Heaven, Gremlins, and Demolishing Manhattan), this one is easily the worst. This must be one of those cases where the concept sounds good if taken alone, but becomes a nightmare when it is realized that the script is weak. The plot revolves around a young woman, who is a model but becomes a housewife, who is unhappy in her marriage as her husband is distant. He also is, in the first scenes, unhappy in his job as he takes advantage of the people around him. However, something happens to the husband so that he becomes even worse (and he
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How can you tell that
How can you tell that a movie is going to be bad all the way through? A couple of things come into play during the first few scenes. First, and more importantly, will the filmmakers ever have the gumption to do anything about the terrible acting going on before your very eyes, or will the actors be permitted to continue to act the way they are at the very beginning, without any kind of intervention at all? In the case of "The Notorious Bettie Page" the filmmakers will never have the gumption to do anything about the acting until, for instance, the last 10 to 15 minutes of the two hours and twenty minutes
How can you tell that a movie was written and directed by the same person? If this person who wrote the screenplay also had director's job, that surely says something (not always a good thing) about the final product. This is what you want for something like, say, Dogma, where two filmmakers will make one film together to avoid one of the filmmaker's dominance and the resulting flaws. Here, the writer/director of this abomination of a script must have some major egos problems to allow the other director to make this film despite the screenplay that was an embarrassment from the get-go.<br /><br />What to hate most is that the film
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A model named Laura is
A model named Laura is in a high rise apartment building where an insane man kills her. Her boyfriend Steve is distraught at her death. Years pass and he has now moved out of the city. He's become a doctor and is now married to Diane. When one of the building residents dies, Steve is puzzled by their actions. He begins to investigate and uncovers all sorts of secrets.<br /><br />I've gotta admit. This is my favorite film in quite a while. I was going for a real shocker one night and rented this and it turned out to be a great surprise. This film is about a serial killer terrorizing a building where
A model named Laura is a fashion model who is sent to a villa in the Italian countryside with her boyfriend and his friend to take some pictures. One day an old Count named Mancini asks Laura to take some pictures in the mansion he lives. There are many strange things in the villa which happen and Laura begins to lose her mind. In the end, Laura is killed.<br /><br />My friend rented this from the video store and we watched it. I knew what to expect. I knew that the film probably had some nudity and graphic violence in it. I also knew that this isn't the best film in the genre. The video box had a
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An actress making a movie
An actress making a movie in Spain finds a house just as it is about to have a building project. She discovers the old inhabitants, a man (Victor Argo)and his young deaf sister. Then she hears a strange story concerning a house that is about to be torn down by the local government. The history of the man and the sister is rather interesting, with an unexplainable history of insanity and mysterious deaths that the woman finds strange. The movie seems to be about finding the truth and it does succeed when you find out more about the house. The final ending does have some very interesting and unique moments.<br /><br />Victor Argo
An actress making a movie in Italy finds herself with much more than the script and camera in mind: a killer with an old grudge. This low-grade suspense thriller has some suspense and a lot of gore but there is also a big heap of melodrama that will either attract you or turn you away. It's a bad film but it's kind of fun to watch, and even better if you just can't help but make comparisons to Sam Raimi's "The Evil Dead". <br /><br />3.5 out of 10
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or anyone who was praying
or anyone who was praying for a little something with Christopher Walken in it this year... well, this is it. Walks through the movie with a big, goofy smile on his face. The film itself has an old time atmosphere - 1920s. It is reminiscent of something Hollywood had only just abandoned at the beginning of production. There are some truly classic scenes, however, and some fantastic acting. There is a scene, for instance, where Walken explains the way he can never understand why people won't accept that an Asian is an Asian. There is some beautiful acting in that scene, the rest of the film, as a whole
or anyone who was praying for a good thriller, watch something else, but if you love this kind of film, this is one for you. This is not the best film ever, because the story isn't great, but the special effects and the way in which all the elements connect make it a very good time-waster, and fun.<br /><br />If you've seen In the Line of Fire and enjoyed it, you'll enjoy this.
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Devil Hunter gained notoriety for
Devil Hunter gained notoriety for it's portrayal of the Manson murder trial and the execution of Charles Manson. The Manson trial, which took place a year earlier than the film was made. <br /><br />The film portrays the lives two Los Angeles detectives, as they investigate the murders attributed to Manson. As their investigation delves deeper, questions arise. Did Manson know what he was doing? Is he mentally retarded? Is he insane? Is he innocent? Did David Crosby have something to do with it? <br /><br />Devil Hunter is a gripping thriller that looks at the Manson murders from a new angle and it doesn't even try to hide what the
Devil Hunter gained notoriety for the gratuitous scenes of flesh and nudity for the time of its release but in today's society, its not nearly as shocking as it once was.<br /><br />Devil Hunter is not without its flaws. The beginning of the film could be described as "slow" but this is necessary for the audience. By the end credits we can fully understand the story and why the characters are the characters. But until the audience see more of the film, it is easy to misunderstand or not appreciate the film.<br /><br />One of my all time favorites.
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This film seemed way too
This film seemed way too choppy to me, and lacked focus as a whole. It starts out with a nice enough (if predictable) murder, but then it keeps jumping forward with little notice and it really doesn't add anything new... or even anything original for that matter. The film is a bit offbeat for an Australian flick, and I can see people not liking it for that reason if they expected more of the usual "Kirkus". The biggest thing I wasn't a big fan of is just how off-the-wall it was with the way it handled sex with someone suffering from AIDS... all of a sudden these guys are sleeping with each other,
This film seemed way too long, and I have no idea who was responsible for such a stupid plot line. First of all, I hate this kind of "love for two people separated by some evil plot" storyline. Even the worst movies of all time NEVER had such a stupid plot line. And the love story between the two children was pathetic. I never had any emotions, or connection for the two characters. And to make the film worse was the horrible acting. It was as though they were auditioning for a soap opera. And the dialogue was cheesy. My god, what a horrible movie! I would not recommend this film to anyone, even a relative
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Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter
Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it would be known over here, is one of those films that I can honestly never say that I've seen and yet still have a good idea why it exists. I've mentioned it on this site before but never got round to posting a review, and it's time I made amends. Sexo Cannibal is not just about the fact that this film is not only an extremely effective cross between both horror and thriller genres, but also a genuinely effective one at that. A film that is so well written, so solidly acted, so consistently exciting and gripping, so well thought out it's really hard to describe just what an effectively
Sexo Cannibal, or Devil Hunter as it's known Stateside, is quite possibly the worst movie I've ever seen and one of the ten worst movies I've ever seen, right up there with Bad Taste, Devil Hunter is a sick minded zombie flick which has one thing in its favour: It's sheer gullibility. For most people, seeing a film called Sexo Cannibal or Devil Hunter would suggest the film is going to be a sick minded horror film which might contain some nudity - however, when this film started the main reason why I was watching the film was because I was in the mood for some soft porn and the first thing which came on screen was the
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Not only is it a
Not only is it a superb movie but it is one of the few movies that is good to look at. There`s a great view in the movie of Kathmandu and it is a lot of fun to watch. In the movie, a British couple plans on getting out of China and into India to take a walk. I don`t know how they did but they found some friends to smuggle themselves on a train. The film is a great movie to see and it has a lot more to say than most of this generation. Also, there`s a very fun game in the movie where the friends play charades with each OTHER. It is a great movie
Not only is it a bad movie, but the idea itself is stupid. It is clear that these people did this because they are complete idiots. It would be funny, but they seriously do not have a sense of humor. First of all, I really doubt one guy can make a movie by himself and then convince others to finance it. So what if people will laugh? People laughed at the worst movies ever.<br /><br />The director should really watch more movies and read more books. Maybe he will not try so hard for his next project.
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This is the worst thing
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. I feel like I wasted my time - I could have used the time doing something (almost) useful, like staring at a wall. I was not angry, just deeply disappointed that I wasted my time on this tripe. I would have loved to see how the movie went after the credits stopped. That would be fascinating. How did that ending end? How many years did it take to wrap it up? How much money did they have to spend at that point to get people to do the film? I wouldn't want to see a DVD just to see how it wraps up.
This is the worst thing I have ever seen. I am an avid horror movie fan, and I even consider myself to know what's good cinema. This however is nothing more than one bad joke after another. It is one of the few movies I ever walked out on. Please, I ask you, DON'T WATCH IT!!! This kind of crap would be good for a laugh, but not to waste your good time, and money.
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Sometime in 1998, Saban had
Sometime in 1998, Saban had gotten the movie rights the "Power Rangers". They got the rights to all rights; it's just the rights to the movie rights. The movie rights cover every one of the past and future films, any television content, and any home video content. Saban's company had already used the movie rights in 2 episodes, to make another power ranger show called "Mighty Morphin Power Rangers: The Movie". It was a terrible movie, and it wasn't made that great. What made it worse is the fact that the movie was used in the last 2 seasons of the program (MMPR:V, MMPR
Sometime in 1998, Saban had the idea of making a TV show about the five guys and their battle robots, which was first broadcast on Fox Kids between June to August 1997. The special effects were poor and the story's a pile of dung. The show features the robot team 'Solarquest' who try winning a game called 'Robot Duel', and end up working for a evil mastermind called 'Dr. Solar', who has a 'Cyborg'.<br /><br />Then in 2004 'Robot Jox' was made, which was a series of action movies between 35 and 40 minutes in length.
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This is the biggest insult
This is the biggest insult to Michael Jackson I have ever seen. This is probably the worst documentary I have ever watched, even worse than 'Wizards of the Lost Kingdom'.<br /><br />The film is more like a 3rd class X-rated movie than a documentary, but there are no naked dancing. The main part of this documentary is about the MJ children's wedding and other festivities - and the film footage of the kids at the wedding is horrible. The "documentary" is just one huge attempt to mislead the public to think that MJ must be a pedophile because he got married to 14 year old children.<br /><br
This is the biggest insult I have seen in years. To see that every time you see a movie about "the mob" where everyone is Italian, it makes you wonder how stupid Hollywood is. Also, the movie makes no sense. Basically because of the script the movie is extremely disappointing and you will most likely stop caring right after the first half hour.<br /><br />It actually takes 30 minutes just to start out because of the ridiculous number of unneeded sub plots that are made. It also seems as if the movie makers forgot this is a movie about the mafia and is not afraid to show just about all of it in this first half. Basically
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I did not like the
I did not like the movie at all. The script is very weak with bad jokes and dialogue not funny in the slightest. As for acting, that of all types it was bad. The only actor who I liked more than anything else is Dreyfus who made a nice attempt at acting his part. The rest of the cast were awful in such a way that you felt like you were in a high school drama class. Everyone in the class with bad acting skills went on to make independent movies and then went to the Hollywood to do another indie. I really had a hard time getting all the actors and actresses in this movie because most of them are unknown,
I did not like the movie, and only got as far as the first 15 minutes and when this was over, I decided to give up and check out something else but I found this movie to not to be worth anything and I would not recommend to view this film at all. I believe that they should have taken more time and effort on this movie, which would have helped the movie to get better and I believe that not having Natalie Portman in this would have helped the movie. I also believe that they should have had better lighting and made everything a certain shade of blue, because they would have been at an underwater base. They should have taken more
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I cannot stay indifferent to
I cannot stay indifferent to movies like 2002's "Eyes of Labyrinth": the director, Tobe Hooper, obviously has his own theory of movie-making, and he tries to push the envelope of his theories. Hooper makes movies that are very personal, and his recent movies, like this one, have become weirder, in the attempt to find better and better ways of telling stories. Not only has this movie a low-budget look (that in some scenes is actually pretty nice) and some actors that come from TV series like "Freaks and Geeks", but this movie is also a sort of a fantasy. A real
I cannot stay indifferent to this film. It is like a little red flag that will never let go over this film. I will do my best to explain you all my thoughts. In this film the music and the story that go with it, really do not help to make the film. The story has no value at all. People get killed and nothing is made of it. As if the movie was in the 80's with a black protagonist in it at a time when the racism was stronger. In this film this is just one more little racist thing that should have been avoided. I would not only avoid this movie if I could, I would destroy
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This film is terrible. You
This film is terrible. You get a film that is supposed to be realistic and this is the most unrealistic film I have ever seen. The actors are completely awful. The camera is shaky so even if the film did not have the terrible script they would never be able to capture anything close to the realism they were attempting. The film is also unwatchable because it never tells you what is happening. The "character" of the man is so bizarre that the entire thing never makes any sense.<br /><br />Do not waste your time on this stinker.
This film is terrible. You do not need to be a crime film nut to notice that there isn't a single decent scene in the entire picture. The actors weren't especially good either. I didn't actually watch this through from beginning to end, but it seemed that everyone gave the film's lead character the old "we'll see how you do now" treatment. For example, at the end of the film the woman is on a train. She decides she is going to call up the guy she is after and tell him to get on the same train for her and, conveniently for herself and the stupid audience, the train is right behind them.<br /><br
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