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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: New pet grooming.\nModern techniques are applied.\nStylish pets result.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "WE TRY TO APPLY\n THE NEWEST TECHNIQUES IN PET\nGROOMING AND STYLING", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A sibling dislikes butter on their sister's cooking.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Yes My sister makes\n it like this and it tastes so\nwrong with butter now", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Cohen needs a lawyer and hopes they're compensated fairly.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Who does Cohen call\n when he needs a lawyer Hope\nhe she gets paid well", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: The House Intelligence Committee concluded its investigation, finding no collusion with Russia.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "House Intelligence\n Committee ends russia witch\nhunt NO COLLUSION", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Enjoying time with someone and staying up late.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I just like spending\n time with you and staying up\npast my b bedtime", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A prayer for blessings and peace.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Praying for you as\n well Man of God Be blessed and\nhave a peaceful day", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: The speaker is musing on their faulty perception of time.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i forget how time\n works sometimes it's just sort of\nhow i am i guess", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A couple's conflicting schedules cause them sadness.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My girlfriend and I\n have opposite schedules and\nit's the saddest thing", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Distrust of a religious man.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I person who pray\n five times a day and have beard\nI never trust him", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Life's magic is unlocked through learning and performance.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Life is a magic\n moment You just have to learn\nhow to perform Lloyd", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Veganism is a compassionate choice for animals and the planet.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Going vegan is\n the least we can do for the\nanimals the earth", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Unexpectedly strong effect of alcohol.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "cant believe i got\n this drunk from one glass of red\nwine whats wrong with me", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Meeting someone with a kind heart.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm convinced I have\n met the best person in the\nworld Such a kind heart", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Choosing understanding over anger is patience.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patience is when you're\n supposed to get mad but you\nchose to understand", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Niall Horan is perfect as he is.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Niall Horan is\n a rough diamond that needs no\npolishing at all", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person is driving and asks to be called instead of messaged.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm driving Call me\n or I'll see your message when\nI get to where I", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Dehydration and lack of cleansing.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And water does not\n clean you out as I don't drink\nmuch of it at all", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Anticipation for a great sequel.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The sequel to The\n Social Network is going\nto be excellent", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A greeting from one man to another, identifying shared faith and a cowboy lifestyle.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "good morning sir from\n a fellow man of God and\na fellow Cowboy", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Being frequently made a fool of.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes you're played as\n the fool and for me It tends\nto happen a lot", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Employee costs excluding incentives.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That's per employee\n not including incentive\nprograms benefits", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A contrast between unpleasant and pleasant smells in a rural setting.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The hut itself smells\n rancid The crows smell good like\ncinnamon oatmeal", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A cycle of eating and depression.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Eating because im\n depressed or depressed because\nim eating who knows", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Disagreement over the quality of weed.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I beg to differ\n You said my weed was shit and\nit's not You were wrong", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Art Modell is in hell and enjoying it.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Somewhere deep in the\n pits of Hell Art Modell is\nlaughing his ass off", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: People are changing their names, and the speaker is surprised at their seriousness.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "oh they were being\n serious when they said they\nare changing their names", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Ian Dempsey is on the radio.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Ian Dempsey is\n playing This Morning on the\nshow at the moment", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A gross person is objecting to being perceived as gross.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My objection why\n does it make you look gross Oh\nbecause one IS gross", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A fat dog's joyful arrival brightens the speaker's day.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The fattest dog came\n bounding into my office\nthis morning DAY MADE", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Distrust and self-reliance stemming from perceived deception.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You believe their lies\n because in the end you trust\nno one but yourself", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person wonders if a bird (Jacques) has always been on a grapevine or if their memory is failing them.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Has Jacques always been\n on grapevine or have I not\nwatched it in so long", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Excited reaction to a humorous Kingdom Hearts and King of the Hill crossover concept.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "oH MY FUCKING GOD\n HANK HILL IN KINGDOM HEARTS IS\nMY DREAM CROSSOVER", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Reebok's popularity will not return.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Quit trying to make\n Reebok happen It's never\ngoing to happen", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Trump and Ryan share blame for a government shutdown.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Trump can share credit\n for government shutdown with\ncoward Paul Ryan", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Friendships can end inexplicably and painfully.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I hate those friendships\n that just end for no reason\nyou just stop talking", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Car repair is like taking a car to the hospital.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Going to repair\n shops is like taking my car\nto the hospital", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A parent realizes they lack ingredients for their children's tea.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "The horror moment\n your kids for their tea but it's\nsomething you don't have", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Men can deceive in relationships more completely than women can fake emotions.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Women can fake the\n feelings but men can fake a\nwhole relationship", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Waking from a long nap and feeling comforted by a loving, possibly divine, presence.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Mood Healing from my\n super long nap talking with\nan angel I love", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Annoyance at a gum-smacking, heavy-breathing neighbor.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This man sitting next\n to me is breathing so hard\nsmacking on his gum", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Smart people may not believe in God, but they still fear death.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "MOST INTELLECT DO\n NOT BELIEVE IN GOD BUT THE\nFEAR IS JUST THE SAME", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Achieving personal goals brings immense satisfaction.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Nothing feels better\n than accomplishing the goals\ni set for myself", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A young player is struggling and needs to be substituted.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Playing young players\n is great But willock looks out\nof place Sub him off", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A young blonde man greets a woman.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Uh greetings to you\n there miss The young blonde would say\nas he approached her", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Unconditional support through hugs.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I will always hug\n you may it be on time of\nsuccess or defeat", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Let go of the past; it's best left behind.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes It's Better\n To Leave Shit In The Past It's\nThere For A Reason", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Near-death experience averted by being on a bus.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "if I was outside\n of that tour bus at the time\nI would have died I'm", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A plea to change a morbid topic.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This road are getting\n a bit sick can we change the\ntopic on death please", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Loneliness and unfulfilled longing for a future relationship.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "stares into distance\n ill never be close to the\nterm future girlfriend", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person is resisting sleep to watch a TV show.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "She doesn't want to\n go to sleep She's trying to\nwatch Criminal Minds", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A warning against unconventional spelling of children's names.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Just because you could\n spell your child's name a weird way\ndoesn't mean you should", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Online humor: comments outshining the original tweet.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes the comment\n section is funnier than\nthe actual tweet", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A spontaneous purchase of a denim jacket enhances a good day.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Having a good day\n so I just impulse bought a\nsweet denim jacket", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Wants a car wash at home.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I need a detailed\n car wash but I want to stay\nhome not wait on it", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Sadness prevents leaving home, causing frustration.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Needing to leave the\n house but being to sad to\nis so FRUSTRATING", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person is contemplating becoming ruthless towards their so-called friends.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "i suppose it's time\n to turn into a savage\non the so called friends", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Confusion and disappointment about ending up at a Hampton Inn.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm just still confused\n out of all hotels why would\nit be the Hampton", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Expresses disappointment about a bad move by the Nets, possibly involving Crabbe.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I am waiting for\n your thoughts on this mess Worst Nets\nmove has to be Crabbe", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Frustration of not being able to drive a car you helped choose.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When your parents won't\n let you drive the new car yet\nbut I helped pick it", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person considers bending Lent rules to celebrate Pi Day with sweets.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If I'm fasting from\n sweets for Lent can I count Pi\nDay as a feast day", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Corruption among interconnected individuals.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Friends of Friends Corrupt\n builders cheaters looters and\ncorrupt officials", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Autumn's vibrant but fleeting beauty.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Like the colors in\n autumn So bright just before\nthey lose it all Red", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A peaceful nap is interrupted by a nightmare.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I was having such\n a peaceful nap until a\nbad dream woke me up", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A promise to give the world to someone deserving.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You deserve the world\n and one day I'll find out how\nto give it to you", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Encouragement to maintain a positive mood.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "If you are feeling\n awesome i'm proud of you keep\nthat good mood going", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: The true treasure lies within oneself, not in external pursuits.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You are searching the\n world for treasure but the real\ntreasure is Yourself", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Waking up sick and frustrated.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I cannot believe\n I woke up sick I cannot\ncatch a fucking break", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A non-traditional, indulgent start to the new year.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "starting the new year\n off by eating popcorn and\nchocolate for breakfast", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: The speaker abandons planned celebrations, choosing to go home instead, indicating a change of heart.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Instead of going\n to celebrate I'm taking\nmy arse home I've changed", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Connectivity issues in Dying Light.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "why can't two people\n on the same network join a\ndying light session", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: The bittersweet feeling of getting paid but immediately having to pay bills.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "That feeling when it's\n payday but then you have all\nyour bills coming out", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person has been unable to find their girlfriend who is good at hide-and-seek.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "My Girlfriend is so\n good At playing HIDE SEEK I\nhave not found her yet", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Gratitude for someone's positivity and loving nature.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Thank you for always\n being positive and for\nalways spreading love", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Peeling with a knife evokes feelings of self-sufficiency and wilderness survival.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Peeling stuff with a\n knife makes me feel like I could\nsurvive in the woods", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Someone is annoyed by a slow-moving and talkative person.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "He moving too damn\n slow to be talking this much\nor is it just me", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Gratitude for a blessed life, striving to be worthy.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'M LIVING SUCH A\n BLESSED LIFE AND I'M TRYING MY\nBEST TO DESERVE IT", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Wishing for good weather and a happy Christmas.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Hope it stops raining\n for you enjoy your stay and\nhave a great Christmas", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A near miss of a flight due to being at the wrong gate.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Almost missed my flight\n by being at the wrong gate\nthinking it was mine", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A bad relationship can motivate gym attendance.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Sometimes it takes a\n bad relationship to get\nyou into the gym", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Crossing a union's picket line undermines their fight for a living wage.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "support the unions\n they want a living wage u\ncrossed their picket line", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A gentle farewell and acceptance of rest.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "This is not goodbye\n she said It is just time for\nme to rest my head", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Money can't buy happiness, but it can buy things that make you happy, like red wine.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "They say money can't\n buy you happiness but it\ndoes buy red wine so", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Choosing understanding over anger defines patience.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Patience is when you're\n supposed to be mad but you\nchoose to understand", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Faith and fear both require belief in the unseen; the choice is yours.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Faith fear both demand\n you believe in something you\ncannot see You choose", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A plan to burglarize Tom's house with unwavering determination.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Once we figure out\n how to break into Tom's house\nNO ONE WILL STOP US", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A person working tonight was invited by a group of swingers to join them.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Tonight at work a\n group of swingers came in and\nasked me to join them", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A song about being in love with a beautiful woman.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Now playing When You're\n in Love with a Beautiful\nWoman by Dr Hook", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: An aggressive declaration of romantic interest towards someone else's partner, specifically named Cole.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "IM COMING FOR YOUR\n MAN IS A NEW HOW DOES IT\nFEEL LIKE TO KISS COLE", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Getting paid twice a month is annoying and unnecessary.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "getting paid twice a\n month is fucking dumb im not\na fucking teacher", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A compliment is just that, not an invitation.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "A compliment does\n not mean I want you It's just\nthat a compliment", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: YouTube outage leads to boredom and a search for alternative activities.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "YouTube is down Great\n now what else am I supposed\nto do with my time", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Betrayal is worse than heartbreak.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Betrayal is worst\n than anything heartbreak can't\nfuck with betrayal", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Regret for reviews left unwritten.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Turns out the reviews\n you regret the most are the\nones you failed to write", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Align your actions with your aspirations.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "First say to yourself\n what you would be and then do\nwhat you have to do", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Let go of the wrong to find the right.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "You'll never find the\n right person if you don't let\ngo of the wrong one", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A funny tweet led to a follow.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "I'm still laughing at\n your tweet lol i had to come\nback and follow u", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Drake disses, but they pose together smiling.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "When Drake said styling\n though dissing but got pictures\nwith me smiling though", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: A suggestion to try organic dark brown sugar and almond oil for oil cleansing.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "Try organic dark\n brown sugar and almond oil\nand try oil cleansing", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Life's pressures are necessary for growth and eventual understanding.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "And when you become\n a diamond you'll see why life\nhad to pressure you", "role": "assistant" } ]
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[ { "content": "Generate a haiku about the following topic: Website trial requested, contact form broken.\n", "role": "user" }, { "content": "tout website trial\n contact form is not working\nWould like a trial", "role": "assistant" } ]
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