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/r/pics/comments/7t1g9a/photoshop_error_gives_oprah_three_hands_and_reese/
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[
"Wait... is this real?!",
"Yes. Oprah has as many hands as Reese Witherspoon has legs.",
"Repost of a repost of a repost. I think I have seen this 6 times on pics today.",
"a long time ago, I would rent movies from Hollywood video. I would remove the cover art, photoshop small errors into it, ruin the endings in the synopsis, put the insert back in the plastic and return them to the store..... classic fun"
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Photoshop error gives Oprah THREE hands and Reese Witherspoon an extra leg on cover of star-studded Hollywood Issue
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/r/pics/comments/7t1ilx/our_carpets_before_and_after_happy_they_are_clean/
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[
"What did you clean it with? The power of God? ",
"Yea, it's amazing what a brand new carpet can do for a room",
"Please tell me you bought a house and thought the carpet was black or dark gray...",
"No lol. Ya it’s embarrassing a little but this last year it got really bad. We just let it go with all sorts of personal shit going on. Our little dog sorta ran the house as well. 150 bucks later and we got this. ",
"Damn. Well at least it ended well. I got a house with white carpet. Wifes cat mixed with hairballs and spilling shit. No such luck.",
"> We just let it go with all sorts of personal shit going on.\n\nYou don't get this kind of full area carpet dirt in just one year. If true, your dog/hygiene needs attention. Or your own hygiene has lapsed to the point of almost no return.",
"It didn’t get like this in one year. This is 5 years. What I was saying it got really bad over the past year. It wasn’t nearly as bad last year. I got these new boots that I wore all and they made everything black. Even at my work. My dog is fine. He gets cleaned a bath once a week since he’s an inside dog but he started to pee in the house because he got sick, he’s now better. ",
"Glad the pup is better! New boots? I’m hoping this was a lesson learned!! Peace..."
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Our carpets. Before and after. Happy they are clean now.
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/r/pics/comments/7t1iz6/montréal_québec/
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[
"Tony? I didn't know he was so well loved up there. ",
"Beautiful with Leonard Cohen in the background. ",
"L-dog!",
"hallelujah",
"Hang on is it Leonard Cohen or Anthony Bourdain?"
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Montréal, Québec
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/r/pics/comments/7t1jgb/i_ran_a_small_hat_company_based_out_of_my_garage/
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[
"That’s awesome! Tah tah ",
"Nice, what’s the companies name?",
"Seems like making small hats would really limit sales to those with small heads. Niche market I guess.",
"True...I hear there is a whole world of people with normal heads out there, may want to investigate expanding our product offering ;) haha ",
"Hats off to you guys! Congrats on the success!",
"Excellent dog to employee ratio. ",
"Thank you kindly! Giving it our best out here. It has been an insane amount of work to get us this far. Certainly proud of how far we have come, and excited to keep pushing as we grow! \n\n",
"Right!? we pride ourselves on having a dog-friendly workspace...we even have turf in the warehouse so the pups can roam free! Just not ideal when it comes to cleaning up their messes...tough to train an old dog that turf is a no go :/ ",
"That is the best. Now all they need are some dog hats. ",
"We are Findlay Hats! Creators of hats unlike anything else on the planet, and built for good times! \n\nOur website is https://www.findlayhats.com/pages/welcome?hv=ckyey\n\nThis is my one & only post with a link, I don't want to get flagged for self-promotion & end up on r/hailcorporate :/ haha ",
"We actually have made a couple random dog hats in the past! Even with our lace technology, they never stay on the pups heads too long haha ",
"What comes in your mystery boxes? Is the 6 item box just six different hats?",
"Each mystery box should say what it contains roughly, so that one comes with a mix of 2 hats, then an assortment of beanies, sunglasses, shirts, laces, clips stickers etc. If you end up getting one please let us know how it treats you! ",
"Nice work.\n\n*tips fedora*",
"Thanks for the response. I was having trouble getting the page to load so I couldn’t see the possible items. Looks like some great quality stuff. I gear’d up hard during the holidays but I’ll bookmark the site and pick something up come summertime.",
"Hey I remember you from previous reddit posts! I had my gf buy me one of your hats when I was living in Portland.\n\nDo y’all do custom hats? I’d love to have one of your hats with my company on it...\n\nCongrats on all the success!",
"Haberdashery! \n\nThat is all. ",
"And 5 dogs",
"Haha heck yeah thank you for the support!!! Your GF sounds like the MVP!\n\nWe would love to make some custom hats for you! All the info you need is on the collaboration page on our website, simply fill out the form and our team will be in touch - likely Brett, the red headed guy in the back of the team photo, or Craig, the guy with the face tattoos & the grill :D ",
"How are you even formulating this thought? LIAR!",
"As a man with a small head, I say it’s about damn time!",
"I feel like lover man has some stories you need to share with us.",
"How do you finger people with no head on your shoulders? Asking for a friend. ",
"Link to the post from 2 years ago? ",
"> dog hats \n \n*Beret of poodle, on my noodle it shall rest!*",
"Shut it micro-tête!",
"Thanks for making dope ass hats! It was my favorite until I lost it at the dead & co show at the gorge :(",
"It's in my post history! Not sure if I can share multiple links in here haha\n\nBut basically, I ran into someone wearing one of our hats in Rome Italy while I was on vacation with my family. I took a photo of it and posted it here...then was up all night answering questions in the thread, and coordinating with our 1 guy back in the garage who was working on getting orders out....and the next full day just trying to order inventory to keep up with the crazy demand of sales we had that day. It was an amazing boost for our brand and still awesome to hear about people who found us on reddit first haha ",
"> Never worry about loosing your favorite hat again.\n\nGot a small typo on your site. Can detract from legitimacy in some people’s eyes, not to be the douche to point out typos.",
"Do you sell small hats or is the company small? ",
"We got you! We do have a lifetime warranty, though it doesn't handle lost hats, we can hook ya up with something to replace your favorite hat. Losing your favorite hat sucks...that's actually the reason why I started this company with our lace technology...so that wouldn't happen! ",
"That's Marley, our heads of treats & snacks. Also head of cat security...she hates cats. ",
"10 employees with a thousand scary life stories they could share...but they won’t!",
"Haha we are just a smaller company, though with 10 employees maybe that upgrades us to a medium-sized business?\n\nWe do offer youth hats though, and those are kind of small haha ",
"And in the title. It's not bad to point that out to someone who is trying to build a brand. Employees/friends/family should be telling them about small errors, no matter how minuscule if they care about the direction of the company. ",
"Wow, those are great looking hats!",
"Well that's embarrassing...that page is only seen by thousands of people a week as their first introduction to our website.... thank you for that! Would love to send you a free hat for pointing that out. I just fixed it and should be good to go! ",
"Agreed fully. We always appreciate things like this, we are far from perfect and there is so much content, it is easy to miss errors. ",
"I've never seen anyone strap their ball cap on, but if I did I would leg it the fuck out of there because some crazy shit is probably about to go down. ",
"Thank you for that, giving it our best out here. ",
"Is that chick on the far left photoshopped into the picture?\n\nAlso congrats!",
"Good eye! She missed team photo day, so we had to take her photo separately and chop her in there... Kept the tripod and lighting in the exact same spot overnight, and tried to replicate the light but was tough to get just right, so we settled haha ",
"This is the most Portland thing I've ever seen. Next time I'm up from Bend I'm checking you guys out. Got a storefront on that warehouse? ",
"And one in the costumer quote at the bottom— love not live",
"Haha heck yeah! We do have a showroom open Fridays & Saturdays! If you're in town on a day we aren't open, just message us and we can make an appointment for ya no problem! We also have a handful of shops in Bend that carry us like Hempies, Thump Coffee, Zumiez (before they sell out) & Sisters Coffee (well in Sisters haha) \n",
"Hey, it happens. I’m a proofreader and still make mistakes myself. Glad I could help and that’s very generous of you. Not to be ungrateful but I’m not really a hat wearer. Would it be too much to ask you donate a warm hat to the first homeless person you come across? Or something like that. Honestly, thank you. ",
"*customer\n\nOk now I’m being a douche. ",
"Awesome! Haven't been yet, but one of our sales dudes (Craig, in the back row, far left) lives in Bend and is a coffee fanatic, and loves Thump haha we made hats for them pretty recently and they turned out great ",
"Proofreader by trade? Can you turn off work mode? Sounds like that may be a rough profession in that sense. \n\nAnd we can do that for you no problem, we actually have a bunch of hats and beanies we can't use due to minor blemishes, that are still warm, that we can donate to a good cause as well as individuals. Good call, and thank you again! ",
"Well I know what I want. ",
"It just jumps out at me so I’ve done it for the last couple years as a side gig. Love to hear you got some stuff to donate. Even more, I’m glad you’re growing and making jobs. Good stuff all around. Best of luck!",
"Did the lady on the left call in sick on photo day?",
"...she had class and couldn't get out of it...so we had to re-shoot her portrait the next day and hope no one would notice...haha",
"You're welcome! We will be here whenever you are ready for one, happy to have ya on the Findlay Force & have a good one in the meantime!! ",
"Haha.. not a big deal. 95% of people wouldn't notice, but you're on Reddit, and we're a weird and critical eyed bunch. \n\nGood lookin' crew!\n",
"What's the name of the service you used for the paid upvotes?",
"Guy towards the middle with the beanie and colorful top.\n\nYou are really hot.",
"when I was in elementary school my report card read \"X talks to much\". It had to be signed & returned, my Mom circled the \"to\". She'd never cared much for the teacher & this made her day.",
"you could be running a doggy day care as a side....",
"bunch of mad hatters",
"That's mac, our head embroidery operator & screen printer. Good dude, great stache. \n",
"...we always joke about that haha ",
"So, obviously the collie mix runs the company. They've got that \"enough of this mush, we have quotas to make!\" look...",
"Cool. G’day Mac. G’day Mac’s ‘stache.\n\nGood to see people exceed in their dreams, op, hope 2018 is even better for you.",
"I also found an error...\n\n> Hidden pocket\nGreat for some extra cash, ID, Sandwich shop loyalty card etc\n\nYou're missing a comma. \n\nThat Exosso hat is pretty dope ^just ^^saying\n\n",
"Nah just means good times are about to go down :D \n",
"I'd fire anyone not wearing a hat in that pic",
"Thank you kindly. Going to keep pushing it out here, building the best company we can! ",
"Tell me about your nipples?",
"Yeah...we need an official hat policy in the warehouse....at least no one wears our competitors hats in here haha ",
"This is the most attractive company I've ever seen",
"Not one small hat in that picture\n",
"die you fucking hipsters",
"fucking punchable inbred looking twats",
"You guys look like my brother's nineties era grunge band. ",
"Now I kinda want to buy a hat from you people.",
"Aha! Findlay Hats! I saw the front page post two years ago and promptly purchased a hat. I love it. Go Findlay!",
"Kickass! \n\nAlso, the picture looks like the cast of a teen drama on Freeform, or the CW or MTV. ",
"Congratulations it's so nice to see someone doing well. I hope the dogs are earning their keep though. ",
"Haha heck yeah! How is it holding up for you? Hope youve had some good times with it! ",
"Reminds me a bit of the \"would you have invested?\" Microsoft pic.",
"Marketing tip: include your business name and website (if applicable) so we can find your product. And maybe even the link to the original post. Congrats on your company growing!",
"Doing so on Reddit more than once can get the thread closed...we know from experience haha we posted our info earlier when someone asked, but past that we can't do it any further:) ",
"um u all white...",
"Upvoted because doggos.\n\n\nThey appear to be good doggos ",
"I just so happen to need another hat to add to my collection. I typically wear beanies because other hats tend to look strange on my head. Sell me on a product! ",
"I have one of the dad hats! I wear it daily. Glad you’re doing well.",
"Hiring?",
"Hey! Dogs are people too. We contribute, but he didn’t count us 😓\n\nSincerely,\nMy 🐕 ",
"Lover Man. ",
"We live in Oregon, over 85% of the population here is white and it just so happened our team was built around this crowd. Race & color of our skin has nothing to with our companies identity. We value all ethnicities and support equality :) ",
"They alerted us to the potential mouse problem! So we are taking steps to fix that haha ",
"We sell beanies! Would love to have you rocking one & we are happy to have ya on the Findlay Force 👊🏼",
"Upload a pic for us. Something tells me you probably look pretty punchable yourself.",
"How much do you pay these people? Are they just designers (and outsource the hats elsewhere) do actual manufacturing, or even both?",
"...also misread your comment and didn't see you said \"sell me on your product\" haha \n\nBeanie wise, we don't want your ears to fall off from the cold, you need a warm beanie that looks nice & stands out from the crowd. We offer that solution at an affordable price point, with a unique, comfortable beanie built for good times, & ready for whatever you put it through. Use our hidden pocket to keep that emergency $5 or business cards and you are good to go! \n\nAfraid your hat won't fit or will look weird? We got you covered there too! Hassle free exchanges & returns, and we cover shipping both ways! ",
"Our team makes a fair bit above minimum wage, around industry standard for their jobs. and their roles include embroidery, laser cutting, seamstress, screen printing, pack & shipping, sales, marketing, advertising, customer service and some other random stuff. We have a page on our website under the about that says \"the process\" that goes into more detail of what we do 👊🏼\n\n",
"/u/hotbreadz, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/hotbreadz&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t1jgb/i_ran_a_small_hat_company_based_out_of_my_garage/?context=10\\))",
"Thank you for the support! How is it holding up? Any feedback for us?? ",
"My eyes went straight to \"Fucking Metal!\". Hell yes!",
"Every place of work should have dogs like that around them. Good on you for allowing such a thing.",
"Thank you! Love being able to bring the pups to work! Though tough to concentrate sometimes haha ",
"Why no dog hats?",
"Awesome sell! What's the link so I can snag a couple and send em on down to Texas?",
"Actually, went through your overview to find the link! Got a beanie and a pair of cheaters! I'll definitely check back soon for more options. Keep it up!",
"Yay for shameless self promotion on reddit! /s",
"Before I lost it it was a fantastic hat. Hella stylish.\n",
"It still looks and feels great. I honestly don’t have any gripes with it. Fits perfect, quality material, and the hidden pocket is great for to-go nugs. Also get a lot of compliments on it. Wouldn’t mind getting my hands on the “Voyager” dad hat when I have the extra cash",
"Heck yeah thank you for the support and hope you enjoy! Please let us know how they treat ya! ",
"Good story behind how you lost it??? ",
"Heck yeah happy to hear it!!! Always love hearing feedback like this as it helps us improve and make sure our quality is on point. Happy to have ya on the Findlay Force, and when you end up getting the Voyager, hope it treats you well! ",
"Haha if you do end up getting one, please let us know how it treats you! ",
"Riding my battle moose into combat against the birdmen.\n\nNormal Tuesday stuff.",
"nah"
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I ran a small hat company based out of my garage. 2 years ago we made the front page of reddit, and since then we have grown exponentially. We now have warehouse and employee a 10 person team, thanks reddit!
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/r/pics/comments/7t1n1s/only_time_men_will_look_at_balls_instead/
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[
"Nope. I'm still looking at ass. ",
"why are they playing pool at a Bass Pro Shops in the first place?",
"What's the device on her back?",
"Mic transmitter pack. Wire goes to mic.",
"I don't see her balls...",
"Ha, I had no idea. Thanks! "
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Only time men will look at balls instead
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/r/pics/comments/7t1nhk/someone_left_this_on_my_windshield_today/
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"I love SneakyCards. I got a deck, last year, but as no one has seemed to do them after giving them out (you can register them online to track progress, so it's possible that people have continued the game, but not registered it) I assumed no one was interested.",
"Pay it forward!",
"Do it anyway!",
"A Twix would make my day.\n\nI’ll be at 3215 university ave from 2-6 m.... ",
"Ugh, I only eat Left Twix, thanks.",
"How do you track it? I'm assuming each recipient/giver has to log it? Do a $5 lotto ticket!!! What if someone wins thousand!? THOUSANDS!\n\nI have an addiction... ",
"Enjoy all the sugar. Hope you're not diabetic. ",
"Are you allowed to put condoms on there?",
"Right twix rulez!!",
"I did. :) ",
"Nah, that would be illegal. The piece of paper would totally haul your ass to jail if you even attempted it.",
"I feel like this might be a viral marketing post...... But still looks really fun so might get a deck on payday",
"What's the point of this besides enriching processed food brands and other cheap things?",
"tmw hundreds of people track it out of curiosity",
"Everything on Reddit with any logo in it instantly gets blasted with /hailcorperate. These people seem to forget we live in a world literally FILLED with logos and recognizable brand names etc.. all around us at all times of the day..",
"brightening someone's day, you cynical fuck, damn",
"I guess I missed the part where it said you had to add processed food brands to the list.\n\nAlso, the \"other\" point of this is obvious, so I'm a bit concerned about your critical thinking abilities.",
"Add a Raspberry Pi Zero to the list ",
"I'm diabetic and I had one of these 20 minutes ago, fuck off.\n\nEdit: I'm type 1, for the asshole below me.",
" I wouldn't eat it if i were you",
"What does it say about me, that I wouldn't eat that?",
"When you go to track this card, it has traveled around the world quite because of this post. Too bad you cant just track.",
"I would. Put on some Dave at Luther College and wait till it hits ;)",
"I have a theory that /r/HailCorporate is actually run by corporate advertising interests, that will collect and RE-publish potential corporate shill posting activities... I should start a subreddit.",
"that's kinda the point of r/HailCorporate, to point out how surrounded by logos and brand names we are. It doesn't claim that they are all ads. ",
"I would throw those both in the trash.",
"r/wheredidthesodago",
"You're both wrong. Each middle part of both left and right is what gives the best tingle... ",
"We bought a deck of these and plan to have them out at our wedding reception. Should be a good time.",
"Did you end up getting someone a soda?",
"Out of stock",
"Is \"candy bar\" pre-printed? Because the penmanship is oddly satisfying.",
"Yeah I don't know that I'd eat something a stranger left on my windshield.",
"If oral sex is free, does that imply that $5 worth of oral sex is infinitely better?",
"It's like those old \"Where's George\" stamps people would put on dollar bills. Cute idea but I could never be assed to log on and enter some bullshit. Maybe a modern version with a QR code and an app would be more convenient.",
"Fun idea..i like it and would eat it...marketing ploy? Oh yeah noone knows what a twix is before now? Eat it and enjoy life...at least somewhat",
"Fuck these peeps and their bashing of everything..im skinny and not diabetic and would eat it too : ) have a great day",
"Me too",
"Id eat it",
"Left",
"That's definitely not how it's used when people respond to posts just linking that sub however.",
"Yeah, it's a game bro. PLAY THE GAME!",
"I would not eat that candy bar",
"None twix, left beef?",
"I mean it is LITERALLY one of the slogans for Coke.\n\n\"Share a Coke\"\n\n",
"For the ones that have a list to radually fill out, the first one is always pre printed",
"Is that a release day joke?",
"I would throw them both away. Just saying. ",
"The anonymous fattening of America. ",
"Not sure what you mean but the joke was that raspberry zero is really cheap but hard to get alone because always out of stock.",
"I bought mine on release day and it quickly went out of stock. I've been able to find them all over recently however. \n\nIf you're still looking for one, adafruit has them along with Amazon. ",
"I want one.",
"That is true but there are levels involved too. What I mean is this is a primarily US based site and (according to US TV gameshows) brand knowledge is considered to be general knowledge in the USA. \n\nBut that isn't true for the rest of the world. ",
"Add blow job to the list. ",
"I used to George! Bought the stamp and tracked for maybe a year. Was fun at the time, now seems quaint.",
"See that's such a weird concept for me as an American 24 year old, I've been bombarded with ads and brand logos my entire life, I cant imagine it any other way. Must be nice..",
"The differences are diminishing. E.g when I was a kid we didn't have ads on buses, bus-stops and taxis. We didn't have billboards every few hundred meters. And adverts on TV were every 30 minutes, not every 7.\n\nI was being a bit tongue-in-cheek when I said brand knowledge is considered to be general knowledge. The gameshows are obviously receiving money from the brands they mention. So it's an economic decision, not a \"game\" decision.\n\nI imagine in my own country that it's only our advertising laws that prevents gameshows from asking questions about brands. The show can be sponsored by a brand but that has to be made clear before the show begins.\n\n",
"I couldn't eat a chocolate bar, or anything just left by a stranger. Is it drugged? Has it been up their ass? You have no way of knowing! ",
"Thanks for being a burden on the healthcare system and promoting sugary junk dickhead. \n\nEdit: I still don't care. ",
"ikr. its not like you know the people who made it. fuck. oh free chocolate bar, *trash it*.",
"No problem, friend-o\n\nEdit: or still too ignorant to know anything about it?\n\nBy your logic people who have cancer are a burden to the healthcare system as well.\n\nSo then what the fuck is healthcare even for if everyone with a disease that they never asked for is a burden?\n\nGenius level person here, a regular Albert Einstein with a solution to all of the world's issues.\n\nEasy to see the world as black and white when you lack the basic knowledge that grey exists.",
"What a stupid ass comparison bringing cancer into this. If you get cancer and keep smoking or eating like shit, yeah you're a burden on healthcare.\n\nIf you're a diabetic and eating sugary junk that has no nutritional value, and [sugar being deemed a huge health risk](http://blogs.plos.org/publichealth/2014/01/13/worst-sugar/), (there's plenty of great links there to get you started)\nyou're just making your diabetic situation worse. And for what? To satisfy an urge? Give me a fucking break. \nStop defending chocolate bars that don't help anyone aside from getting a sugar fix. Just like most cereals out there, too. ",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Diabetes_mellitus_type_1\n\nHere is something to get you started, since you haven't already.\n\nAs a type 1, a person's body is unable to produce insulin, to which the treatment therapy is to administer externally produced insulin.\n\nSo type 1 diabetics can eat whatever the fuck they want without complications so long as they are managed properly.\n\nNot to mention: https://www.diabetes.co.uk/diabetes_care/blood-sugar-level-ranges.html\n\nThe average blood sugar for upwards of 2 hours after a meal for NONDIABETICS is upwards of 140.\n\nWhereas T1 diabetics can control blood sugar to be within the normal 72-108 range EVEN after a meal.\n\nNot to mention that non diabetics can have complications from normalized 140+ blood sugar lagging after meals, even with food without processed/added sugar. Like high protein meals EVEN IN THE ABSENCE OF SUGAR that create sugar in the blood from excess protein via https://en.m.wikibooks.org/wiki/Principles_of_Biochemistry/Gluconeogenesis_and_Glycogenesis\n\nSo intrinsically, as a t1d with an HbA1C of 4.8, https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycated_hemoglobin below that of a non diabetic, I am healthier and can eat all the fucking candy bars I want.\n\nGood luck with your higher chance or renal failure. Learn something before you talk shit about something you don't know about on the internet.",
"It's pretty fucking sad when you try to educate me on diabetes when you know nothing about my education or experience yet leave out the entire part of my comment about chocolate bars being a death sentence and **horrible** for your health. Enjoy your chocolate bars and other sugary garbage and keep promoting them until you reach diabetic level of insulin shots fella. Diabetics nowadays are skyrocketing because of you. Awesome. \n",
"Did you miss the part where I said I was a diabetic? For years?\n\nTalk about educating the wrong person. Seems to me like you DO know nothing.\n\nCrawl to your safe space, armchair internet physician.",
"Yeah...that's not how diabetes works, sorry. T2 maybe, but not at all even close to T1."
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Someone left this on my windshield today
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"that just looks like some fucking raindrops ",
"No it never",
"Vivid imagination, I see nothing"
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Shadow of rain water on windshield painted a cartoon alligator with his eyes closed.
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/r/pics/comments/7t1rkg/asshole_level_turned_up_to_eleven/
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[
"That dog looks like it’s hungry for about 300 pieces of American cheese. ",
"How does he reach the pedals being so small?",
"You want to burn that dog alive? ",
"Celebrities don't have to obey rules. Must've been real desperate for a burrito to settle for one from a gas station.",
"Wow, the longer you look the worse it gets...",
"Yeah. The driver was a dude. Kinda like a short, pathetic version of the Rock. Buzzcut. Buying lotto and discount smokes. Def not handicap. I should have looked for a Trump sticker on the bumper. ",
"Guaranteed that douche owns at least two pairs of white Oakley sunglasses, and he stores them backwards on his head",
"exhibit A: a perfect example of acceptable cars to key the doors or slash the tires",
"\"Don't forget my slimjims, biatch!\"",
"Dogs can’t drive ",
"I guess we know what the removed post was about..."
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Asshole level turned up to eleven.
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[
"How shameless",
"Look carefully. OP pic is volumes better the OC.",
"U mad, bro?",
"Tempted to list it on eBay under 'Bunnies in Bulk.'",
"Dare we hope for a tesseract of bunny?",
"Or 6 pairs of mittens",
"Or 72 lucky feet",
"This is escalating quickly...",
"Whoa... Let's just hold our horses for a sec. They already multiply at an exponential rate. Let's not add a forth dimension to the equation all Willy nilly",
"Oh, please let this be a minecraft block..."
] | 10 |
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1 cubic foot of bunny
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/r/pics/comments/7t1svh/those_eyes/
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[
"Dope.",
"Cool",
"RGB cat, ok nose is more pink but still. ",
"Photoshopped."
] | 4 |
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Those eyes!
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/r/pics/comments/7t1ufy/mexican_wolverine/
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[
"Glotón",
"Last time this was posted he was Peruvian. Time before that he was Colombian.",
"Wolverito",
"https://i.imgur.com/Jajv8wv.jpg",
"Hola, bub."
] | 5 |
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Mexican Wolverine
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/r/pics/comments/7t1v9e/grandpa_got_citizenship_after_10_years_of_trying/
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[
"Congratulations!",
"Congratulations!",
"Congratulations and welcome brother!",
"You know you can just keep scrolling? You don’t have leave a negative messsage. I’m excited that he finally got his citizenship and wanted to share it, don’t be a dick"
] | 4 |
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Grandpa got citizenship after 10 years of trying!
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/r/pics/comments/7t1vpf/canadian_singer_robin_sparkles_performing_in_the/
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[
"Hahahaha ",
"Hmmm[](https://media.giphy.com/media/3o7buirYcmV5nSwIRW/200.gif)",
"A national treasure and an inspiration to thousands. ",
"Her name is a sentence.",
"Hey! I remember seeing her at a mall!!",
"I thought it was the 90's, cause Canada in the 90's was like the US in the 80's",
"You are correct!",
"Let’s go to the Mall!!!!!",
"C'mon Jessica!",
"Her album was the first I ever owned, I used to spend hours looking at her posters at K-Mart, good times.",
"Not since the 90s you didn't."
] | 11 |
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Canadian singer Robin Sparkles performing in the 80's
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/r/pics/comments/7t1wpm/a_cross_section_of_a_single_blade_of_grass_the/
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[
"happy plant \n",
"Amazingly beautiful ",
"Upside-down they look like little bears wearing hats.",
"Rotate phone.\nRotate phone.\nTurn off auto-rotate feature.\nRotate phone.\nHey... You're right, upside-down they do look like little bears."
] | 4 |
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A cross section of a single blade of grass. The smiley faces are the channels the water is drawn up through. Nature is awesome!
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/r/pics/comments/7t1xqt/he_seemed_unusually_concerned_about_the_snowstorm/
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[
"“Winter is coming” - Ned Stark",
"That is a beautiful photo. Congratulations OP!",
"Well?!? Don't leave us hanging, the fuck d'you say?",
"Oh! Yes! Of course yes! :) ",
"Thats beautiful. \n\nI was hoping for snow also, ended up with rain for the proposal",
"? meaning what?\n",
"I do believe the good sir is calling into question the veracity of the posters ownership of the photograph.",
"i think he means this http://www.emmycolettiphotography.com/2017/04/snowy-new-have-proposal.html\n\nedit: i just posted a question in the comment section of that page. hopefully we'll have this sorted out soon\n\nedit 2: the response says 100% real",
"...velociraptors?",
"it's quite possible that OP is also a snowy proposal model and the user history suggests that as the most likely case",
"\"To be or not to be?\"",
"You should have sat on that shit and asked questions in an attempt to trip the OP up. ",
"It appears from their post history that they're already married. Could be an older picture they're now posting for karma. Or they could be stealing it, who knows? ",
"Go to OP profile. You'll see the same couple again, but it's a selfie. Shit checks out imo.",
"I knew something was up because of the strange man standing there with a camera pointed at us",
"I am really happy for you two. This is the best post on reddit I saw today. I made a sketch for you two. [engagement](https://i.imgur.com/nHkgQaw.jpg)",
"Holy moly!! Thank you! Beautiful \n\nEdited to add: I honestly just keep coming back to this and can't believe how amazing it is. Thank you so much. You have made my week. I have been getting such an odd amount of hate on this post that I almost left reddit, you've convinced me to stay. thank you.\n\nEdited again: Guys - i can't believe how much traction this post is getting. Thank you so much for all the love. If you're interested in learning more about our story, we got engaged last year in January and got married later in the year in October. We had a 1980s themed wedding (which was basically just a party we thought we'd have fun at), and we made a shot for shot remake of meatloaf's I would do anything for love video to get people pumped up about it. You can find that here: https://vimeo.com/239370819/e54f0f51e8\n\nAnd if you're interested in following along with our love story, we just started a youtube channel. :-D Here's one of our first videos about the extreme weight loss that was kind of in progress when that photo was taken last january and when we got married this past october! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eTnK5DHM1w0&t=1s\n\nI really appreciate all the support and positive comments here, and I hope you all have a great day!",
"You know you can look at a poster's history and profile pics and see the same couple, right?\n\nSo either they are OP, or they're really good stalkers.",
"'Good sir' did zero investigation and simply posted a popular skeptical response for karma. A quick look at OP's profile and post history shows the same couple. Rare as it might be, post seems legit.",
"yale campus?",
"University of Pittsburgh, cathedral of learning?",
"Someone downvoted you? Haha people are weird ",
"I hope you said yes to Kylo Ren. Best not make him angry. Might take his shirt off. And it’s snowing. ",
"Yea, cause no one ever uses a professional photographer for their proposal or wedding photos. ",
"Obligatory ring picture?? Congratulations!! Beautiful and what a lovely memory for the future. 😊",
"I came her to ask if it was Boston University.",
"Ok the camera want strange?",
"> Someone downvoted you? Haha people are ~~weird~~ assholes. \n\nFixed. ",
"We’re now married. I’m posting it now because I just joined reddit. :)",
"Yeah, that was the photographer who he hired to capture this moment :) I didn’t even know she had a website, she just sent us a zip file! She was just starting out when he hired her, looks like she’s gone pro!",
"Haha, it was a woman! But yeah, I did get the idea pretty quickly as we approached the bench, ha!",
"I’m not really into stuff and am really frugal, so I didn’t want a ring! I actually wanted a snow blower instead of a ring, because I’m tired of shoveling snow each winter. But he wanted to give something shiny, so we went with a simple moisanite ring, which is synthetic stone made in a lab and about 1/20th the cost of a diamond. I don’t know how to attach an image to a comment, but it’s a simple setting and I’m thrilled mostly because he didn’t spend too much money on it! ",
"Thanks! Yeah, it’s us. I can see how it might be confusing because in my profile pic it’s us from Halloween a few years ago and I’m wearing a Leia wig, ha! And here (and most of the time) I’m blonde. This is also from a few years ago and we have lost a lot of weight since then, so pics might look inconsistent :)",
"Yep, it’s Yale :)",
"I see success in your future. What a great point of view.",
"It’s pretty common these days for boys to set it up to have someone capture the moment. For us, we are very frugal and waited ten years to get married in the first place, because $, so it was a special moment we both wanted to remember. He made me an amazing video of our life before and after which he showed me right before this :)",
"Have you gone to pick out a snow blower together yet? ",
"Odd, I assumed that's what they meant but my reverse search didn't bring anything up",
"My reverse search didn't have any hits, but someone else posted it above.\n\nI never bother to fact check things that don't matter - if someone needs worthless upvotes in order to feel better about themselves, then cheat on. ",
"I have a moissanite ring and I love it!! I used to work in a jewelry store and refused to let my husband buy a ridiculously overpriced diamond ring. And there's so many styles and choices online that it doesn't matter that no stores around me sell moissanite jewelry. ",
"That's so beautiful! Congrats!!! <3 ",
"What a massive mistake. Don't ever get married under age 35. Ever.",
"You seem like two of the loveliest humans, your future is bright. I wish you loads of happiness and success! :)",
"Actually i found a free one on craigslist last summer! :-D Even more fun!!",
"Thank you so much!",
"Awesome!! Yes - i'm thrilled with it! I hate the idea of him spending so much money on something so trivial, but i'm happy he was able to feel like he'd fulfilled the cultural expectation of giving me somethign shiny, because that was important to him. Nobody needs to start their marriage in debt for a piece of jewelry!",
"Thank you so much! What a lovely thing to say! I've gotten a weird amount of hate on this pic and a few others, and i was losing confidence that i wanted to stay on reddit, but people like you make me want to stick around. Thank you!",
"I'm sorry for whoever's hurt you. I hope it gets better. ",
"You are so welcome! Reddit can be a strange hateful place, even in a happy sub. It usually comes with being a popular post on the front page. Under normal circumstances, subs like r/wholesome or r/happy are full of joy xx",
"Oh thank you! I will look to those for encouragement, and stick with it! ",
"> I actually wanted a snow blower instead of a ring\n\nSaid only one woman in the history of the universe.",
"Haha",
"W-w-w-i-l-l-l y-y-y-o-u-u-u m-m-m-m-m-a-r-r-r-y m-m-m-e?",
"also: HAHA assholes are weird ",
"Congratulations!!",
"When I was driving down from the Salt Lake ski resorts Sunday or Saturday after a day of skiing. It was absolutely hilarious to see all the people in the wedding gowns and dressed all fancy hiking through the snow. Then I remembered people have probably been waiting for a month to have their engagement pictures done in the canyons with snow",
"I'm sorry you've been hurt. I hope your heart heals. :-D",
"My first thought as well.",
"STFU dude...",
"OMG I have one too!! I absolutely love it - the stone is beautiful and if something accidentally happens to it I won't be completely devastated (I'm a musician and work with my hands - need an organist for your wedding? 😉). \n\nLet me echo the sentiments below; reddit can be a really crazy juxtaposition of hate and love. Everyone has an opinion and some are all too ready to give it on an anonymous platform, no matter what it is. \n\nAlways choose love. It looks like you're well on your way. Congratulations again and I hope you two have an incredible future!",
"Thank you SO much! What a lovely thing to say! We are already married (this engagement was last winter) but I totally would have wanted to hire a nice organist like you for our wedding. :) it was an 80s theme, we had a lot of fun! :)\n\nI’ll keep in mind what you said about Reddit and look for the good in people :) have a great day ",
"Looked like BU to me, too.",
"No one hurt me. It's called life wisdom. Don't assume what you don't know. That's what unintelligent people do.\n\nI raised 2 kids, both with grad degrees. I own 2 companies. I make a very good living. My life is very good. I have been married 28 years. I am the extreme exception. But I also know that I shouldn't have got married so young and I made extreme sacrifices because of it, as will you. You are making a mistake. Period.\n\nTake my advice or don't. I don't really care. My conscience is clear because I made the effort to say that to you. But when you are getting that lawyer in 7 years for your divorce try and remember that you were warned smart guy.",
"I'm flattered you think i'm so young. I'm pretty close to the age you've arbitrarily decided is the age after which people can safely get married. We waited 10 years between deciding we loved each other and getting married because we were busy building companies together, saving money, getting educated, and living our lives. I think we're good, but thanks for the unsolicited advice. And it's unlikely we'll be calling the lawyers in ten years, if only because we're both lawyers. ;-D have a great friday. Try not to be such a hater, the world doesn't need any more of that. ",
"Aren't you assuming their ages right now?",
"That guys a heavy trump supporter, I wouldn't put much value in his advice if I were you ",
"You apparently made him wet in the knees. One, anyway.\n\nCongratulations! Great pic, BTW",
"This is beautiful, congratulations!",
"awww congratulations! This is a lovely photo! ",
"yea, talk about disheartening ",
"As he sits her down and takes a knee at their special place he said in a low voice... I think that fart was a poop",
"I just chortled so hard at work ",
"Sweet \n",
"Wow! That's so beautiful! I wish the absolute best for the both of you and your family",
"Beautiful engagement photo <3",
"Damn. Unexpectedly got me in the feels.",
"Prolly blames Obama."
] | 77 |
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He seemed unusually concerned about the snowstorm that morning, and when he sat me down on the bench where we’d decided years earlier to be together, I realized why. The best moment of my life made even more epic, courtesy of Mother Nature.
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/r/pics/comments/7t2007/found_this_on_the_ground_at_work/
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[
"Sky puppy fell down.",
"Do not pick it up with out gloves bats can carry rabies",
"Whatever the case, I know how he feels.",
"He's clearly got nothing in his hands. Stop being racist. ",
"We left it there, with good ole mother nature... and ants",
"Yea best to let ants deal with it. ",
"D':"
] | 7 |
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Found this on the ground at work
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/r/pics/comments/7t21p7/why_is_there_a_vagina_in_the_sink/
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[
"Why not?",
"Put a sign on it that says “we know”",
"Meta.",
"Fuckin dishes",
"Isn't it *on* the sink?\n\nA sink that isn't sunk is called a flat.",
"That's what the little twisty end on the back is for.\n\nIt lets you clean out dish soap build up. ",
"Hole up, is that a vagina?",
"Welp, now I've got a whole new fetish...",
"A toothbrush for giant teeth."
] | 9 |
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Why is there a vagina in the sink?
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/r/pics/comments/7t2229/full_moon_sunset/
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[
"Scattering affects the color of light coming from the sky, but the details are determined by the wavelength of the light and the size of the particle. Molecules and small particles in the atmosphere change the direction of light rays, causing them to scatter and resulting in colorful sunsets.",
"needs more HDR",
"Your understanding of image processing has been confirmed.. If this was actual HDR it would be multiple exposures blended which this is not.",
"err, needs more shoop?",
"I think the terminology you are chasing is saturation.......",
"Thanks for sharing! Made this my phone's background! :)",
"either that or blackmagicfuckery",
"Where is this?",
"Sky",
"Seems legit, I trust you.",
"Also photoshop ",
"I did the same thing. Super pretty!",
"I want this on a trapper keeper.",
"Nice picture. \n\nThough I have tried to get the moon as crisp and detailed and then also get the surrounds, I have a hard time achieve this. Hence I suspect this is photoshopped .",
"Two exposures, one for moon and one for surrounds...",
"Mhhh…. It is physically possible to have full moon and a sunset? Shouldn’t it be a crescent moon?? Or is just a composite? ",
"Yeah this is not physically possible. Nor is there any collection of stars that are bright enough to be visible in an exposure that doesn't overexpose the sky or the moon.",
"You'd also have a hard time achieving this since you live on planet Earth, and there is no such thing as a \"full moon at sunset\" if this picture is indeed facing west towards the sunset.",
"Photoshop, California. ",
"It is beautiful"
] | 20 |
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Full moon sunset
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/r/pics/comments/7t228f/whos_your_favorite_bud_tender_rpics/
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[
"Why exhale promptly? Is it... hazardous to breathe?",
"Yes, smoke is bad for your lungs. ",
"Where is this!?\n",
"By holding it in, the wax will solidify and even more will stick to your lung hairs.",
"/u/Robek42, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Robek42&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t228f/whos_your_favorite_bud_tender_rpics/?context=10\\))"
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Who’s your favorite bud tender r/pics?
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/r/pics/comments/7t22qp/picture_of_a_man_who_died_from_hirschsprungs/
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[
"Megacolon occurs when the nerves in your colon don't form correctly. The result is your body isn't able to effectively remove waste and it slowly builds up in your body. \n\nThe man in question was normal for the first 18 months of his life, then the condition started taking effect. He'd have bowel movements but they were not very large and he'd routinely go upwards of a month without passing waste. He finally died at the age of 29. \n\n[His colon was preserved and put on display in a museum.](http://memento.muttermuseum.org/detail/giant-megacolon) ",
"Thank you for this TIL",
"Poor fella. That said \"Super Megacolon\" sounds like a rad metal band. ",
"Literally full of shit,"
] | 4 |
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Picture of a man who died from Hirschsprung's disease or "Giant Megacolon" - When he finally died, his colon was 30 inches long and weighed 40lbs. He was 29 years old.
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/r/pics/comments/7t23b0/i_see_your_square_foot_of_bunny_and_raise_you_a/
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[
"Is this gonna be a thing now?",
"Spacial animal volumes? Yes, of course it is a thing now. ",
"I'll give you $4.99 for half. \n\nAny higher, and I'd rather go to the desert of Southwest Madagascar myself.\n\n",
"I thought lemurs were a jungle animal...",
"Different species in different habitats.\n\nThe rainforest is on the [eastern side](http://www.mobot.org/mobot/gazetteer/drylayout.jpg). Trade winds blow east to west. Most of the moisture is lost in the [mountains](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/2/24/Madagascar_Topography.png) on the eastern side.",
"That's like a minecraft block of lemur",
"Waitaminutehere...is someone trying to start up that old bunny-to-lemur conversion argument again? Both work, and one makes sense to most of the world.",
"First we nap, and then\n\nwe move-it move-it",
"More importantly, where is the scandalous mime that keeps trapping these poor animals!"
] | 9 |
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I see your square foot of bunny and raise you a half square metre of lemur
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/r/pics/comments/7t25hr/extremely_rare_the_harpy_eagle_has_a_wingspan_of/
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[
"wow seven feet\n\nmy favourite part of the image is the part that shows off that amazing wingspan\n\nreally cool",
"That is a Hippogriff. I don't care what any of you say. ",
"The bird might be, but this post isn't... \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qsc33/extremely_rare_the_harpy_eagle_is_actually/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvm26/the_harpy_eagle_is_native_to_the_rainforests_or/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/NatureIsFuckingLit/comments/7r759x/this_harpy_eagle_is/\n\nThose are just the posts from the past 9 days, all on the first page of google... ",
"[I know what you meant but incase you are curious to see!](http://www.animalspot.net/wp-content/uploads/2011/09/Harpy-Eagle-Wingspan.jpg)",
"Those talons tho.......",
"hey I was definitely being a sarcastic dickbag before but that's actually pretty neat 👌",
"He sure doesn't look harpy. (I'll see myself out)",
"That thing is straight outa Hogwarts",
"/r/natureismetal ",
"They are quite something https://m.imgur.com/XiNai7P"
] | 10 |
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Extremely rare. The harpy eagle has a wingspan of over 7 feet!
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/r/pics/comments/7t2c98/sylvester_stallone_and_carl_weathers/
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[
"They both look great considering it's 40 years later.",
"Black don’t crack. Carl looks good. Sly looks permanently surprised ",
"Don't forget the most important actor in this photograph: the massive ball of gravity just out of frame between them.",
"Chubbs!"
] | 4 |
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Sylvester Stallone And Carl Weathers
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/r/pics/comments/7t2e4n/turquoise_canal_in_venice/
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[
"[Turquoise Venetian blinds.](http://www.venetianblinds.co.uk/images/detailed/1/VB_mattturquoise_WX.jpg) ",
"I remember this spot from Assassin's Creed 2.",
"Does Venice have a proper sewage system, or does everything just flush into the canals?",
"The water is so fresh you could drink from it (actually, on second thought don't do that).",
"Venice is magical. Couldn’t imagine living there but seeing it every few years is such an escape from the real world. ",
"Yes. \n\nSome parts have special septic tanks, some dump to water",
"That's funny colored poop.",
"I trust everyone, It's the devil inside them I don't trust.",
"It looks absolutely nothing like that, very gross water tbh ",
"They just need to replace the blue toilet puck."
] | 9 |
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Turquoise canal in Venice
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/r/pics/comments/7t2ech/an_old_siberian_bear_hunting_armour/
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[
"I'm curious if this would have actually worked.",
"I was going to ask about it effectiveness also, lol",
"I should wear this to deliver mail.",
"Hello Newman. ",
"Pinhead?",
"You'd be dead but the bear would be slightly annoyed.",
"An old Siberian hugging armour ",
"I am cactus",
"Looks legit....",
"[No, if it was anything like my old jean shorts](http://i.imgur.com/JxBHvUy.png)",
"hi, give papa bear a hug."
] | 10 |
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An old siberian bear hunting armour
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/r/pics/comments/7t2f47/dont_say_you_like_to_dip_your_fries_in_your/
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[
"Try pretzels and nacho cheese Doritos. ",
"Don't eat the orange ones. Anyhow. ",
"Nacho cheese Doritos and chocolate frosting >>>>>",
"don't tell me what I can and can't like "
] | 4 |
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Don't say you like to dip your fries in your milkshake if you've never tried this
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/r/pics/comments/7t2jk7/jokingly_wanted_to_read_my_tea_leavesand_now_im/
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[
"It means that those leaves are dead. You should throw them away.",
" You are the ghost who walks, man who drinks his tea.",
"I didn't see a skull at first. I saw an [Ood.](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/c0/c3/70/c0c370da6f119b25bc61ef02d35f0a1a--art-doctor-who.jpg) ",
"Upside down looks like an evil Jelly bean so maybe you are destined for Diabetes or maybe someday you are going to choke on a jelly belly. Hail Satan!",
"I think it means you will get downvotes on reddit for posting things like this",
"You have the strength of ten tigers.",
"As a symbol, a skull represents power, time, concentration, divinity and creation. So if you happen to see a skull in your teacup, it means that you have the power to achieve anything that you focus on because your concentration is superb and you have the blessing of the divine. You will be able to multiply and get more than what you initially set out to achieve.\n\nPs... this is copied from the Internet because I can’t sleep, I don’t actually believe any of that bollocks. ",
"I’ll take it! I don’t either, did it for a laugh, but spooked myself when the first thing I saw looked like a skull... I was hoping for a dog or something but noooo...",
"Aww you’re right! But it was for a laugh ;) ",
"Good advice!",
"I mean, if I can have it both ways why not",
"I like that it’s not just a jelly bean, it’s an evil jelly bean. I do eat them by the handful so either of those things could reasonably happen!! ",
"Oooo I see it too. Now what does THAT mean?!",
"I feel like this is a reference I don’t get but I like it",
"P.S. I hope you can fall asleep soon!! ",
"Well, the Ood were an alien race that were eventually conquered and enslaved by humans. Deduce from that what you will.",
"Kids these days. \n\nGoogle \"The Phantom\"",
"This guy gets it!",
"Thanks, I never did get back to sleep and I have to get up in 8 minutes. Going to have a little cry then go to work and bark at some people.\n\nEdit: just remembered I’m off today.... yeeeeeeeersssssss!!!! Best feeling ever!!!!!",
"/u/theodoremouse, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/theodoremouse&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t2jk7/jokingly_wanted_to_read_my_tea_leavesand_now_im/?context=10\\))"
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Jokingly wanted to read my tea leaves...and now I’m terrified. What does a skull mean?!
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/r/pics/comments/7t2l08/the_whales_skeleton_is_under_clear_water/
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[
"This is an awesome shot!\n",
"The 7th Colossus.",
"Holy shit I didn’t even know whales had tails! ",
"..... what do you think a whale looks like exactly? ",
"Uhhh [this?](https://www.theskepticsguide.org/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/sunfish.jpeg) ",
"That’s not a whale, where do you think the spine is from?",
"Idk wouldn’t it just be rolled up in there? ",
"I am sure this took a whale",
"Cool and creepy at once.",
"That's amazing ",
"r/creepy",
"Correct me if iim wrong, but dont whale carcasses tend to sink shortly after death, not float? and by the tine they decomp enough to produce gases to cause it to float tehy have been eaten up enough that they dont hold the gases? like what are the odds of it floating into such shallow water quick enough before it sank ",
"May have beached itself. ",
"You have entered Skyrim.",
"RIP Nessy.",
"That is probably it, look at me over complicating this \n",
"In Blue Planet II they say that at first whales can float for days and then sink once the blubber (that help give them buoyancy) either decomposes or gets eaten (by sharks for instance).",
"Dovahkiin!",
"Shit's the stuff fair tales are made of.",
"Perhaps you too should hold on to your gases a little longer.",
"I'm an engineer, I simply cannot look at something, and not try to figure out how",
"I thought they had neutral buoyancy though regulated thier depth via \"holding\" air in a special sack independent of the lungs",
"Tides.",
"That's a whale of a tail if I ever saw one!\n\n_Sorry, I'll see myself out..._",
"Plausible",
"Beautifully descriptive title.",
"and whales bloat and float, even when eaten a bit. This also looks like the great north, where less preditors and icy waters can let whales float for some time.\n\nMany marine animals wash up onto shore and shallow waters.",
"you know what a whale tail looks like? Its called a Fluke I believe, and is pretty iconic.",
"Reposting after a day -___-",
"r/thalassaphobia/",
"Odds are probably unlikely, but I’ve walked the beach and seen a few matching vertebrae washed up before on a couple occasions. So it is probably possible for the most/the entire spine to wash up too.",
"That's none of our business honestly",
"R/subnautica",
"They go in and out. You can't explain that.",
"See if i was there i would assume its dinosaur bones lol",
"That would have smelled so awful before it finished decaying. ",
"And this is why people used to assume giant sea serpents existed!",
"Isn't it the other way around? They float (because of the blubber) and sink once enough of it has been fed on?",
"Where is this?",
"If I had a dollar for every time I’ve seen this post, I’d have like 7 dollars",
"This is where stories about dragons come from. These and fossils. Can you imagine someone who knows little to nothing about whales seeing this from the shore? They’d shit their pants. I would probably. ",
"It would be creepy if creatures like that existed in real life. ",
"It’s in Antarctica at an old whaling facility inside deception island. Nat Geo cruise.",
"[Beached](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA) you say?",
"We need that dude who drew animals like dinosaurs to do one with a whale skeleton",
"Cmon.. [It hasn't even been a week](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7t2l08/the_whales_skeleton_is_under_clear_water/)",
"Interesting if I say so my self........",
"Wut",
"Seeing as “Fluke” basically means mistake, I’ll say this is #FakeFluke",
"I'm more amazed that that somehow stayed in one piece. What is that stuff connecting the bones together, shouldn't that have simply rotted along with the rest of the whale?",
"At least the title is more accurate this time.",
"Nice try, I know a dragon when I see one. ",
"What if I only use reddit once a week? I don't deserve to see this do I? God forbid the daily user has to scroll past ONE extra post because they already have seen it /s",
"Read the title in Werner Herzog's voice",
"I browse a few pages of all everyday and still haven't seen this till now lol",
"This looks sweet, but I'm curious why the vertebrae are fused together like that? Is that cartilage holding them together?",
"To be fair, you’d probably know about whales living that close to the sea. ",
"True. But still. Eerie. ",
"This is clearly a failed prototype Evangelion.",
"That isn't a whale skeleton. It's a Loch Ness Monster skeleton. Science. ",
"Norway according to a previous poster of this pic. ",
"Wat",
"Definitely not Deception, both the rocks and the landscape are all wrong, plus there are no skeletons this complete there. My guess given its clearly a boat from an expedition cruise ship (like Nat Geo) is that it's actually Svalbard in the Arctic and it's the Seven Islands. If I had to guess more precisely I would say it is the sound between Phippsoya and Martensoya.",
"Based on the landscape and rocks and the fact it is probably an expedition cruise ship boat (based on the type of inflatable and how the driver and passengers are dressed) is say it's northern Svalbard. Maybe Seven Islands.",
"No that’s a lake ",
">What if I only use reddit once a week? \n\nI recommend sorting by top of the week.\n",
"It's in Svalbard, but one of the reposters moved it to Finland. How do they come up with those stupid titles?",
"It washed up as a whole whale carcass. It's been eaten clean by polar bears and crabs.",
"It's a fin whale carcass in Svalbard. Arctic area. Not Antarctica.",
"o god, is this that lake thats inside an island in a lake in an island in a lake?\n\nhow the fk can a fully grown whale walk on land",
"Haunting. That would creep the shit out of me",
"To be fair, back then the average person shit in a hole only feet away from the same hole they dug for water.",
"Maybe it was carried there by a sparrow ",
"Thanks for this cool share",
"It would have to be an African sparrow.",
"Cool picture!\n\nBTW, calling out to the English nerds - is it \"In clear water\" or \"Under clear water\"?",
"didn't see this 'til now",
"You're primitive. The only experience you've had with life involves no printed words, barely pictograms painted on stone. You hunt and gather. You've killed and skinned animals for food. You know what a backbone looks like. Suddenly there's the meters-long backbone. From a creature you didn't kill. You know the creatures you can't kill, that predate you. Their savage consumption of your kin. You imagine, and the fear takes hold. You imagine, a monster. You tell a tale. History takes hold. Dragons.",
"> It's in Svalbard, but one of the reposters moved it to Finland. How do they come up with those stupid titles?\n\ni did not see this on reddit when i post it",
"thank you :)",
"Exactly. ",
"Wow some good eating there then!",
"You're a notorious, reposting, karmawhoring bitch who can't speak English\n\n10,390 post karma\n\n80 comment karma",
"you are so rude, just because my English is not very well?",
"Don’t feel bad wking28, he is a troll that I’ve seen commenting the same thing on a couple of post",
"thank you Hypotonix! i feel better now :)",
"LMAO! It's so pathetic that you created this profile just to yell at people because you're upset you suck at Reddit.",
"I don't think you understand."
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The whale's skeleton is under clear water
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[
"Seems to be a glitch in the matrix",
"Male pattern baldness.",
"jesus dude, you gotta step your title game way up.",
"☺",
"Bus heading to Reno?",
"I think ita obvious you dont have to explain it in the title\n\nby your posts im guessing youre indian?"
] | 6 |
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Funny Picture..All The people r same... (heads)
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/r/pics/comments/7t2mta/this_is_what_sand_looks_under_250x_magnification/
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[
"That looks like a bunch of rejected candy...",
"Probably healthier than tide pods",
"Lies ",
"Half of that looks like my tonsil cheese. ",
"***BARF***",
"So that’s what I’ve been telling him to clean out of his vagina!",
"Beach sand is one variety of many different sands. Tiny sand, large sand, wet sand, dry sand, sandy sand, so on and so forth...",
"#notallsand",
"They put sand in iced tea mix.",
"r/forbiddensnacks",
"Exactly. I think I’ve seen a bowl of this stuff on the coffee table at my grandmother’s house. Only people who lived through the Great Depression find it delicious. ",
"r/bullshitclaims",
"Sort of, but opposite. This has definitly been around. \n\nBasically the photographer sifted through tons of sand to find the pieces which would make the best photo. ",
"No.. it doesn't.",
"This is not true of most sand. ",
"Fuck you, it does not. Sand is primarily tiny pieces of rock, not everything but.",
"Prove it ",
"Please keep this on Facebook with the rest of the crap idiots believe.",
"This is what *cool looking pieces hand selected from* sand looks like under 250x magnification. "
] | 19 |
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This is what sand looks under 250x magnification.
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/r/pics/comments/7t2p2l/after_3_generations_i_became_an_italian_citizen/
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[
"Congrats",
"In case anybody is curious, Italy has a jure sanguinis (bloodline law) law that allows people of Italian blood to receive citizenship if certain qualifications are met. I discovered this a while back so me, my dad, and sis were able to apply and become citizens of Italy!",
"Did you have to give up your original citizenship? ",
"What was the process for this?",
"Australia and many of countries have similar systems, it doesn’t require you to give up any previous citizenship if I’m correct, and really only requires you to go through a boat load of papers and pay a mediocre fee ",
"Huh. Are the qualifications rigorous? I'm part italian by blood. I can see that being useful to me in the future.",
"Nope, the US and Italy allows for multiple citinzemship",
"We went through the Italian consult in our city, took less than a year, lots of paperwork and money",
"Exactly. Depends on which country you have original citizenship in though, like India doesn't allow for dual",
"Check this out http://www.myitaliancitizenship.com/?content=step_by_step_guide.html",
"I mean... is is a pic",
"Do you know if this exists for other countries? I had dual citizenship in Japan (I live in the US) but I believe I had to choose at the age of 18 of which country I would become a sole-citizen and lost my dual-citizenship status by default. ",
"So to get dual citizenship for Australia, do you just need to show previous prison records, or that you were thrown out of England?",
"Nah you just gotta prove that u know how to drink a beer and that you’re not scared of that spooky fireball in the sky",
"There's some variance between consulates as to what they requires, but here's what my application looked like: https://i.imgur.com/EjCZs20.jpg\n\n\nYou need all vital records (birth, marriage, and death) from you, back to someone born in Italy. You'll need apostilles on the direct line docs, and you'll also need those translated into Italian. Then you'll also need copies of your ancestor's naturalization, or on the flip side, various forms of proof if they did not naturalize (which was common).\n\n\nThere's some issue. Not everyone knows their history. I went through my great great grandpa. What if my grandparents had already passed, and I didn't know anything beyond them? I got lucky, and even as a kid, I had seen a family tree that went back to Italy. The moment I discovered this process, I had access to every name/place/date.\n\n\nNext issue is mistakes get made, especially 100 years ago, in terms of names, dates, and spellings. Some consulates are known to be more strict, others not. You had \"Italian\" names being turned into \"American\" names. You had workers mishearing the person and writing June 5th when they said June 15th. A consulate worker can see different names/dates and not accept a document, and the lack of that one document makes the whole application invalid. Now you have to file an amendment to have a 95 year old document changed. It's very doable, but takes time and money.\n\n\nI actually did a lengthy write up here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/7d9uds/descendants_of_italians_might_qualify_for_italian/",
"What consulates, and what was the turnaround time from appointment to recognition? Just curious as I'm waiting myself. :)",
"\nI actually did a lengthy write up here: https://www.reddit.com/r/IWantOut/comments/7d9uds/descendants_of_italians_might_qualify_for_italian/",
"Wow Germany sadly doesn‘t allow that anymore ",
"Im curious, because i have a friend with English nationality and German ",
"Ive recently obtained Colombian citizenship after 10 years and lots of money and paperwork and hard studying for my exams. I can relate on that part. Now i have Colombian nationality besides my Belgian nationality ",
"I also have two nationalities but only because it was legit back when I was born. If I was born like 5-6 years later I would have to decide by the age of 18 which one I want to keep... Thats if it hasn‘t changed again in the last years",
"Jure sanguinis exists for israel and I think Ireland as well but most countries don't have it. Dual citizenship is allowed in a lot of countries but not all, I know India doesn't have it so my husband will lose his when he becomes an American. You'd have to look up which countries allow it",
"I went through the LA consulate and it took just under a year I believe but we hired someone to take us through the process",
"Ah ok. What service provider did you use? Would you recommend them? ",
"We had an actual contact who worked there, it wasn't an official provider or anything",
"Ahhh, nice! So your application might have magically moved through a LOT faster than others. While that's BS...it doesn't surprise me. LOL\n\n\nI've honestly heard nothing but bad things about the LA consulate. Plenty of folks change their address to go through San Francisco instead. I'm glad LA was easy for you."
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After 3 generations, I became an Italian citizen after discovering citizenship can be inheritable!
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[
"Why is no one watching? ",
"German here \nI dislike these kind of military parades, we don‘t have these anymore for some reason...\n\nFun aside, i think these parades are like walking along the street with a pumpgun and a machete showing everyone how you could brutally murder them imho",
"If you look closely, there are ppl along the sides watching",
"These aren't \"only military\" parades. Though military is a big part of it, there's all kinds of other stuff too. There's school children performing and cultural dances and dresses from all 29 states. There something for everyone.",
"Also the parade grounds are pretty long, so although there are thousands watching, there's only a few at any given place",
"I guess I figured because India has a population of over 1 billion that the crowd would be more than a few people deep",
"Nothing wrong with cultural stuff don‘t get me wrong ! \nThats really cool I just have a negative feeling about military being involved everywhere I see these parades...",
"I get your point ... pretty sure they are picked somehow by the government or something then",
"Sovereignty is often defined by ones ability to maintain it. Showcasing strength can be a show of sovereignty and not aggression per say. Difference between saying we are a powerful people versus saying we are a violent people. ",
"Nazi parades were about showcasing military superiority and intimidation. This parade is about celebration of India's sovereignty, progress, and strength as a nation. It's not meant to scare the people, it's meant to give them self-confidence and reassurance. \n\nThose missile systems aren't meant to imply \"we will destroy you, fear us!!\", more like \"look where your tax monies are going, look at what we have been able to achieve as a nation, look at how far we have progressed!\". \n\nThe fear of committing brutality and imperialism doesn't exist in India because we weren't the oppressors, we were the oppressed, for 200 years. What India \"fears\" is being conquered and oppressed again by a foreign power, so military strength is reassuring Indians that \"we will never be conquered again, we will never be humiliated again\". \n\nIt's just completely different cultures and way of looking at things. "
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A view of the Indian Republic Day parade, Delhi. The parade takes place every year on 26 January at Rajpath, New Delhi. The parade showcases India's defence capability and its cultural and social heritage.
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/r/pics/comments/7t2qt3/just_a_thursday_nights_snow_here_in_canada/
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[
"Omg this is so cute ! This person took a picture of their crush! ",
"Good one, it was the closest thing I could find for scale without tracking snow all over the house",
"We had rain for like 3 days here.",
"Uh, that’s just a can, Ada...",
"Every Canadian city besides Vancouver "
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Just a Thursday night’s snow here in Canada
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[
"Nice pic! Did you go anywhere cool during your stay? I'm heading there in a couple weeks so I'm looking at places to check out",
"We did the BigBus hop on hop off tour. I know some people roll their eyes at that, but we’ve done the same tour in Istanbul, Malta and Rome so it’s become kind of a tradition for my wife and me. I recommend. You see a lot, and can hop off and explore and hop on the next bus. \n\nWe did a lot of standard tourist stuff. Bread bowl of chowder by the pier, saw the sea lions which I could do all day. Sat in the park and stared at the painted ladies and couldn’t get the theme song to Full House out of my head.\n\nDefinitely get tacos from a legit place while you’re there. Ask r/sanfrancisco ahead of time where to go.",
"If you hire a car, a trip to the Napa valley is worth it. Go to mamas for breakfast and get there early, there is always at least an hour's wait.",
"Sounds awesome, thanks!"
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One of my favorite pics from San Francisco Trip
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[
"Pretty sure nobody (or maybe <10 mentally ill people) has *actually* eaten them and people just want to pretend that people are actually eating them just so they have an excuse to say 'children these days are fucking stupid'",
"Aren't they doing it precisely because it's stupid and dangerous?!",
"That's what I'm seeing as well. I can't picture how the fuck a grown ass individual even contemplates just putting a pod in their mouth. Not biting it, but just getting it in their mouth. These things aren't even pleasent to handle. With all these warnings listed, why would one even mull around the idea of attempting to eat one? ",
"No idea. Its a trend that is beyond retarded. ",
"Darwinism is good for the gene pool. ",
"You have seen Jackass, no?",
"Yes. Absolutely. ",
"ahh yes, I see where this is going. Good point. ",
"Pods with a glass of milk sounds good. ",
"That, No.. Stop. Just don't. ",
"Tell you what, You stop making them looking like a cool sweet cookies, and I'll stop eating them, ok? Change the design."
] | 11 |
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All these warnings, and yet dumb people eat tide pods anyway.
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[
"That's not a selfie. ",
"Not even a little bit.",
"More like a \"Hurry, take a pic before a collect a quick check\" pic. Just don't tell the insurance company. ",
"Lucky they got out",
"Honestly though, what else are you supposed to do? You're fucked. Might as well have a go with it."
] | 5 |
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Time for a selfie before it disappears
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[
"That’ll make a great scene in any Japanese earthquake movies ",
"They have a few of these around Japan although this is the tallest one. The one near where I live is quite disliked by the locals because it’s seen as domineering in the skyline and kind of tacky. Kind of frightening when your driving and first see it out of the corner of your eye. ",
"He got us all with that lower hand.",
"Remember me! (flames shoot from eyes)",
"For reference, the statue part of the Statue of Liberty is 151 feet (46 m) tall, and the Ushiku Daibutsu statue is 360 feet (110 m) tall.",
"What is it with Asian prophets and holding crumbs",
"Or a great mess in a real one.",
"Haha, it's actually called a mudra. Specific hand shapes believed to enhance meditation. This is one of the most popular ones (Gyan).",
"Is it wrong to wish there was one of me made at that scale?",
"This looks like a scene from Blade Runner 2049",
"Damn he got us all👌👌"
] | 11 |
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Ushiku Daibutsu in Japan, one of the tallest statues in the world.
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[
"Press F to pay respect",
"F",
"You look thrilled",
"F",
"We should call him Phil the Thrill.",
"That’s the face of a mistake.",
"That made me crack up. Thank you. ",
"You would make a perfect santa",
"F",
"\\*Presses sun roof button*",
"https://i.imgur.com/FKZGTFB.gifv",
"On the bright side, it's about time we got some snow!",
"r/wellthatsucks \nYou should post this over here as well",
"Ya'll need to chill, it's Phil the Thrill.",
"\"It's cool though. I'm a chilled person\"",
"U (I'm on Dvorak)",
"What part of Alaska are you in?",
"It's freakin' Alaska! It's about time you got anything else!",
"U ",
"Anchorage ",
"If I lived in Alaska I don't think I would even know where the sunroof controls were. So it checks out.",
"Pats!",
"Fuck the Pats... I hate them... I hate Tom Brady...\n\nHonestly I think all of the United States hates the New England Patriots except for their annoying fans.",
"Phrill",
"Chilled *",
"every time dammit...",
"Why do you bother having a sunroof? There aren't many occasions to use it (I'm about 500miles south of you)",
"And his car's got a cleaning bill.",
"I’m not a fan haha. Look at OP’s name",
"\"I... I am a snow cone.\"",
"It came with the car. ",
"Please tell us the make and model of your vehicle.",
"It's the \"so, it's gonna be one of those days\" look.",
"I believe that's called The Juneau Jolt",
"On one hand, I'm thinking how many months a year you actually get to use your sun roof.\n\nOn the other hand, I feel like you would make a great actor/santa.",
"\"Damn... I'm full of snow. Sooo, where did I put my phone ... ?\"",
"What's the temp up there? We've had a string of -5 or more lately and it's super windy. ",
"This wouldn't be a problem if you maybe cleaned off the top of your car like your supposed to do you don't blind other drivers.",
"Bingo",
":D\n\nThis is the best thing I saw all week!\n\n",
"Real Alaskans drive convertibles with the roof down. Man up! ",
"Now that's what I call a chilly situation. ",
"Have you taken your pills, Phil the Thrill?",
"It seems to me that those two buttons should be nowhere near to each other.",
"Hey buddy I feel ya, alaskan here, dumped a bunch of snow on myself while coming back from Fred Meyer ",
">Looks like somebody has a case of The Mondays.",
"I actually did that the other day, Im back home visiting the folks and I goto get coffee, my mom tells me to take her car. I get in nwver used hers before so i got to hit the inner lights so figure stuff out, and I hit the sun roof, bam did not need the coffee to wake up anylonger after that ",
"It's Hagrid, only \"I should not have **done** that\", rather than **said** that.",
"I don't know about you but I usually hop in my vehicle, crank the motor and turn on the defrost before clearing my roof.",
"Ya seriously. I don't think people understand. Many people think Canada is covered in ice, yet we have extremely hot summers, and even some places in Canada rarely get snow.\n\nAlaska happens to be right beside that type of province.",
"John Goodman style",
"I want to give OP the benefit of the doubt. He turned his car on to warm it up while clearing the snow off. I do this as well. \n\nBut seriously... If you drive your car without clearing off the roof. **Fuck you**. If you have a higher car, buy an extending ice scraper. They're awesome. ",
"/tifu ",
"Out of curiosity what kind of car are you driving where those two buttons are next to each other. Usually sunroof button is up on the map light and the defrost is down on the hvac control panel or dashboard",
"PREACH",
"It came with the roof.",
"why is there a bear in your car?",
"In the summer when we get the 75 sunny days they are nice. ",
"The decadent west and their sunroof. We just have ladas with no defrost and no sunroof. No problem. ",
"Looks like he cleaned half of it though.",
"How fast does that thing open?",
"I always start my car before cleaning off the snow.",
"so are the mosquitos",
"I believe you'd getchur ass kicked sayin' somethin' like that, man.",
"Unless he went to start the car and clean off the snow while it warmed up. Patronising mother fucker.",
"Get a car with diesel/gas heater and the car is ready when you gonna drive away. Now THIS is awesome if something!",
"Because Sun roofs open that quickly to dump snow all over you? \n\nFake, every Sun roof I've owned takes a few seconds to open and the second I heard that motor I closed it toot sweet. ",
"Two days ago I watched a chunk of ice the size of an LP fly of the car in front of me, sail 30 feet into the air, and come crashing down onto my windshield. For the love of all things Holy, people! Clean off your cars!",
"Its fake.",
"Also r/thisismylifenow",
">toot sweet. \n\n[*tout suite](https://idioms.thefreedictionary.com/tout+suite)\n\n\"toot sweet\" is an [eggcorn](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Eggcorn).",
"This is intensely sad. ",
"Do you sit in the driver seat to turn the car on? The vast majority reach in, turn on car and heat then start cleaning. I'm a cynical asshole who sees the melted crap on the windows in the picture and thinks the worst in people.\n\n*Edit- After reading OP's post history I will give him the benefit of the doubt. Keep fighting the good fight OP.",
"Poor John Goodman. He looks so sad.",
"And this children is why we clean off The TOp Of OUr FREAKING CARS!",
"I seriously thought this was Jack from Achievement Hunter",
"If it's a manual and you left it with a gear selected you need to get in and shift to neutral.\n\nThe ones where I work that uses automatic transmissions also get in when they start the cars.\n\n(I live in Sweden with quite a lot of snow right now)",
"Maybe he did not find the button again, or it's a different button to close it.\n\nEdit: I guess none of you ever pushed a button by accident.",
"See you at the top!!",
"Huh?",
"I don’t know of any manufacturer that places these buttons near each other..",
"I have been so depressed this week. I've been crying nonstop for two days. I opened Reddit and this was on top of my news feed. I just cracked up laughing. Thank you.",
"Thank goodness you’re large enough to stop all that snow from actually getting all over the inside of the car. Also, no way the defrost button is that close to the sunroof button. ",
"Here we see thr majestic bear waking from its sleep about to go out to forage ",
"Ha. Reading this, I now realize that all the scoffing and gatekeeping about winter has a twin. I've seen Canadian summers. You know nothing of summer. - Florida",
"My car won't start unless it detects you're inside the car, and specifically, sat on the driver's seat.",
"Is that a secondary sunroof? Seems very useful",
"So no one told you life was gonna be this way...",
"The real question is, what vehicle has those buttons next to each other? ",
"You turn into Jim Royle?",
"Sunroofs open so slowly too. ",
"So fast he wasn't able to realize his mistake in time, apparently..",
"Like Phil Kessel?",
"Schadenfreude\n",
"I like people who correct grammar and spelling alot.",
"The mosquitoes are out all hours, the sun only some hours. ",
"What kind of car is that?",
"So you’re the asshole that doesn’t completely brush off your car... karma is a bitch isn’t it. ",
"I’m sorry but this made my day",
"A Navy client from Alaska my mom worked with some years back told her that Alaskans can basically experience their lungs freezing due to inhaling the extreme sub-zero air. He typically had to wear a baclava outside or some other thick face protection. It's extremely dangerous if it happens.\n\nAlaska sucks.",
"*Why* do we even *have* that lever??",
"Yeah I call bs. Surely the sunroof control is by the rear view\n\nEdit: I don't care if it's fake or karma whoring or whatever. ",
"Laughing so hard, if only because I did this the other day ",
"A lot of modern cars won't start without the brake or clutch pressed.",
"Haggrid, quit playing around!",
"Phrillho",
"What car puts these anywhere near each other? I call shenanigans ",
"> Do you sit in the driver seat to turn the car on?\n\nYes?",
"Oh man this is one of my favourite response ever",
"Brian Blessed! Can you say GORDON'S ALIVE?",
"He looks Santa Claus",
"Mine takes a good 5 seconds to open.\n\nI imagine him sitting there like \"huh, awe shit, stop....NO.....NO.....NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO NO.\n\nWell fuck\"",
"That's not patronising. Antagonizing maybe?",
"I've done this when burning one down. Thought I would vent the sunroof, fully opens instead, cascading snow straight into our bag of McDonald's ",
"I did this in Seattle once. Now I know how I looked.",
"Nissan Leaf. my old fiesta wouldn't start unless the key fob was inside the car, and it's keyless, so it's in my pocket. essentially making sure I'm in the car. The Leaf adds a weight sensor to the driver's seat.\n\nEdit: and you also have to hold the brake pedal down the start it. Although it will \"turn on\" without that, and you can use the heaters in that mode.",
"Those buttons are near each other? In my car, the sunroof button is on the ceiling next to the sunroof. The defrost button(s) are in the instrument panel.\n\n\nThis doesn’t pass the internet sniff test for me, I don’t believe it",
"My car is one of the push-button starts and it requires you to hold in the break to start the car.",
"Like others have said, clean the snow off the top of your car before you drive.",
"\"Oh Anchorage! Do you know [random person who lives in Anchorage]?\"",
"He might wanted to have warm up himself, he might not have been in a rush anywhere.",
"Human snowcone! ",
"I hate sunroofs.",
"What’s the function of a “sun”roof in Alaska? To watch the snow fall? Look at the belly of the moose that mounted your car? ",
"look like ricky tomlinson",
"Enjoy the nice harmless meme for god sake. there's always one, stop poking holes and laugh.",
"r/NothingEverHappens",
"Sit down, press the clutch, shift into neutral (since you leave the car in gear when parking), turn it on.",
"r/instant_regret",
"\"I didn't sign up for this shit\"",
"Sup' Santa.",
"A close relative to \"If you don't like the weather, wait a minute. This is [location] after all.\"\n\nI find it funny that you called out gatekeepers before immediately gatekeeping yourself.",
"Calm down, damn. See how his windows are covered in snow? He probably went from his house to the car, to turn on the car, get the heat and defrost going, then would start clearing his car off. ",
"Sunroof is always overhead by the rearview mirror and maplights\n\nEdit: Sorry didn't realize Hondas were more shit than I originally thought.\n\nEdit2: Sunroof is usually overhead by the rearview mirror maplights; never right by the HVAC controls. My point is OP is full of shit and contrived the photo for internet points.",
"Who needs a sunroof in Alaska? ",
"Gave me a well-needed chuckle. Thanks!",
"Oh my god why is it such a big deal that he's sitting in his damn car?? He's allowed to sit in his car while it warms up. \nHe's also allowed to leave the snow on top of his car if he can't reach it. There's no law saying you MUST remove it. Call him an asshole all you want, but he's really not doing anything wrong. ",
"I call those “high gravity days”",
"A lot of cars with those smart key things require you to have your foot on the brake to turn the car on. ",
"My car doesn't have idle when cold. It just sputters to a stop.",
"Why you so mean? He's not *that* ugly.",
"even his beard looks sad.",
"/r/WatchPeopleDieInside/",
"I wanna meet the person that was able to talk someone in Alaska into buying a car with a sun roof. \n\nThat's gotta be only a few steps from selling ice to an Eskimo.",
"Cheer up mate, its the weekend soon. ",
"Before I brush snow off my car I start it up and turn the heater and rear defrost on. Most people I know do this as well. ",
"This is why you brush the snow off the top of your car....",
"[Alot](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/176/345/ALOT2.png)",
"Can’t fool me, snow covered Canada ",
"Okay....seriously. WTF would you pay extra to have a sunroof in Alaska?",
"Not seeing anyone acknowledging OP's magnificent beard, so I'll be the first.",
"It’s also preferable to leave it in 1st gear instead of using the handbrake if you leave your car on flat, to prevent freezing the handbrake cable",
"“Well fuck me”",
"I lived in Ft. Myers Florida for eleven years. It got above 100 two or three times, (101). I was born in the Midwest, and I live there now, every summer we crack into the triple-teens, and it is every bit as humid. I also hate winter, I don't live in Florida now, primarily because of the people that live in Florida. ",
"To be fair (I have lived in Florida and been to Minnesota and Ontario in the summer) it can get just as hot in some places up north in the summer, and even nearly as humid. The problem up there is not everyone has air conditioning, so a humid 100 degrees is pretty bad.\n\nUnlike Florida, however, there is variety. In Duluth it can go from 100 to the mid 40s in an hour if the wind shifts so that it blows off of Lake Superior.\n\nBoth suck in their own way, which is why I live in Maryland",
"That one doesn't work in most parts of Alaska. The weather there is amazingly slow to change. Especially in the interior areas.",
"It's the face that the Curb Your Enthusiasm theme makes",
"Brian Cranston at the end of Breaking Bad?",
"Also a lot of newer automatics require you to hold the brake pedal in order to start the car.",
"\"Momma said there'd be days like this.\"",
"How fast does his sun roof open? You wouldn’t be able to tell immediately when that starts to slide that this is a mistake",
"Woosh",
"So basically what you’re saying is they intentionally opened the sun roof to get snow dumped on them for karma? That’s some /r/nothingeverhappens material right there. ",
"Doesn't look like he drove anywhere. Unless for some odd reason he drove around covered in snow trying to take a selfie. Probably got in to warm it up and hit the defroster.",
"I mean aren't most sunroof controls on the roof? ",
"What vehicle manufacturer puts these buttons beside each other? Also looks fake as you can cleary still see snow on the sunroof. ",
"Is that an automatic? All of the cars I have used which have need you to have a pedal down to start have had the requirement on the clutch.",
"Didn't know Jack patillo from achievement hunter lived in alaska. ",
"At least your a good sport about it.",
"I've heard of Florida summers. You know nothing of summer, my friend. -Marrakech ",
"I've been to the badlands in the summer, spent a year in Iraq, grew up in Florida, and spent nine years in Fairbanks, Alaska. \n\nAlaska is the only one I'd voluntarily go back to.",
"You look chill. ",
"I love this picture, lol. Depicts my current state of mind re. life ",
"*Alexa, play digger digger*",
"This guy has one of those faces that makes me think he's just a really nice person, so I feel extra bad for him cause he seems like he'd be cool, I don't know. ",
"In my Accord the sunroof button is on the left side of the steering wheel. It's not near the rear defrost, but it's not over head either.\n\nEdit : words",
"I've seen cars with the sunroof switch on the main console right next to the 4 window switches so it's possible",
"How much does it increase the cost of the car for those things. My car decides my work gear bag, and or random groceries in the passenger seat is an unbuckled person. ",
"It's not just a courtesy to not blind drivers. It might be a ticketable offense in your area. Or the chunks of snow/ice can even injure or kill other motorists. So just make sure your roofs are clear.\n\nhttps://www.npr.org/2015/03/03/390410217/not-clearing-the-snow-off-your-car-before-driving-could-cost-you",
"My condolences.",
"Mama said there'd be days like this",
"Just waiting for a few car guys to figure out the car and post interior pics",
"It's the same in every car. Surely he wasn't doing that just for karma? ",
"People get killed by those. Usually off of vans, can easily be five hundred pounds of ice.",
"What are you doing in Alaska jack? Did you quit rooster teeth?",
"The mondayest Friday ever ",
"For the Fiesta with push button you can just leave the key in the cup holder, as long as the car isn't malfunctioning the driver door will not lock with the key left inside. ",
"Looks like a deleted scene from the big lebowski",
"You get a polar bear in your car. Oh, that was a rhetorical question?",
"Nick Frost.",
"F",
"\"Why are we still here? Just to suffer?\"\n\nEDIT: Thanks for the gold!",
"Just dont mistake it for your sunroof.",
"People have done more for less ",
"Stanley parable reference ?",
"I love Minnesota summers. Too hot? Step into the shade. Woosh, ten degrees. Too chilly? Step into the sun.\n\nAnd yeah, I really don't buy into the gatekeeping bullshit overall, I just laughed when I saw the post because I would - personally! - take a Canadian summer over a Florida summer almost any day (caveat: Canada is as wide as the US so I'm SURE there is variation between areas and can only speak to the areas I've been to).\n\nI'm always shocked, though, when people tell me no one in (insert area here) has an A/C. That I always am baffled by. ",
"this is another good reason to clear the snow off your roof",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"Thank you, you just reminded me to take my meds. I’ve missed it the last two days and have been feeling it. \n\nCheers and happy Australia Day. ",
"I like your party hat!",
"Ya buys a sun roof in Alaska... Ya takes yer chances...",
"He knows if he moves, that some of that snow is going right down his shirt. Poor guy.",
"r/thatsthejoke",
"I know everyone hates when you dont, but last snow, i tried and the snow was frozen. I smacked it and smacked with the brush, but it would not break up. I drove any ways and when i stopped, i tried again. It would still not come off. I went to another store, tried again, and hardly any would come off. There was nothing i could do. After avout an hour, i was driving and when i came to a stop at a light, it all slid off in front of me. What could I have done to get the snow off easier? I cant scrape, because that scratches the paint. I understand its potentially dangerous to drive with snow on your vehicle.",
"I'd probably stop to take a picture if that happened to me. ",
"When will they learn that my name is Garry, not Jerry?",
"Edit: Ah I was redundant. \nI do love the expression however.",
"Florida has more pools/ac and doesn't have black flies",
"I also seems that by the technical definition of the terms, this scenario is impossible. A sun roof is basically a non-moving window in the top of the car, with a cover inside you can use to stop the light. It doesn’t actually open. A moon roof, on the othr hand, does open.\n\nEdit: Come fight me with facts, downvoting redditors. Don’t be cowardly wusses hiding in the shadows.",
"Have you ever opened a sunroof? Its so slow that there is plenty of time to stop it",
" r/unexpectedmgs",
"Looks like the transition back from santa clause is going smoothly. You've lost almost all of your white!",
"You’re first thought was “That was pretty stupid of me.” The second was “I better share this with the internet.” ",
"\"The body I've lost...\"",
"Reposted from another coment:\n\nI know everyone hates when you dont, but last snow, i tried and the snow was frozen. I smacked it and smacked with the brush, but it would not break up. I drove any ways and when i stopped, i tried again. It would still not come off. I went to another store, tried again, and hardly any would come off. There was nothing i could do. After avout an hour, i was driving and when i came to a stop at a light, it all slid off in front of me. What could I have done to get the snow off easier? I cant scrape, because that scratches the paint. I understand its potentially dangerous to drive with snow on your vehicle.\n\n",
"Why are those buttons close to each other!! Xdd",
"I still believe what I wrote is true, although you could also say antagonizing. I really don't have a clue what emotion was intended to be conveyed to enforce his point.",
"Reposted from another coment:\n\nI know everyone hates when you dont, but last snow, i tried and the snow was frozen. I smacked it and smacked with the brush, but it would not break up. I drove any ways and when i stopped, i tried again. It would still not come off. I went to another store, tried again, and hardly any would come off. There was nothing i could do. After avout an hour, i was driving and when i came to a stop at a light, it all slid off in front of me. What could I have done to get the snow off easier? I cant scrape, because that scratches the paint. I understand its potentially dangerous to drive with snow on your vehicle.\n\n",
"This is the face my father makes at me 🤭",
"This guy needs a warm hug ",
"Maybe I should've said \"I see what you did there\"",
"How fast does your sunroof move?",
"Hahaha. I love this. The look of defeat. And the mindfulness to take the photo and not grizzley our and brush it all off as soon as it hit him.\n\nBravo",
"This is what you get for having a sun roof in Alaska ",
"Idk what black flies are, but we did recently have a bout of screw worms on the islands.\n\nAnd you're right, I will never understand how people survive without A/C. I wouldn't get into a public pool, though. :x",
"Op looks so done even I’m sad now ",
"When you come in on Monday and you're not feeling real well, does anyone ever say to you \"Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays\"?",
"Mine has a guard that blocks all the light/insulates in winter too that has to open first. ",
"Far from true ",
"About tree fiddy, if I had to take an educated guess",
"Wow, rude. ",
"The Leaf is an electric car with a CVT. ",
"Alaska's state bird!",
"So nice I wish I could upvote you twice ",
"Well they did choose to live in Alaska so they kinda did",
"Cool Beans\n",
"To you sir or madame I say \"FUCK YOU\"...Good day!",
"Black flies are biting, stinging flies that are pervasive in part of the summer Maine and parts of Canada. They're everywhere and make it really unpleasant to do anything outside because they'll just swarm you if you're not slathered in deet/netting",
"You look just like Jim from a British TV show called \"The Royal Family\"",
"A sunroof in ALaska, that was the first fail when he bought the car",
"Oh. Are they anything like horse flies?",
"Fuckers you ever seen a Singaporean Summer? Or a Singaporean Spring? Or Autumn? Winter too. \n\n\nFuck the equator",
"No, man. No.",
"It's not a meme though, it's funny photo of a man in a car.\n\nAlthough it definitely has potential to become one.",
"it looks like the sunroof has a glass panel, like a lot of cars do! you can see a blanket of something covering the top and not actual sun coming through!\n\nI think.",
"You mean two time Stanley cup champion Phil Kessel ",
"Mercedes does at least, and it's push to fully open too.",
"It's why Alaskans overall support global warming. ",
"Tape. Put tape on that button. ",
"Looks like Frosty the snowman took a dump on this poor mans head.",
"Luckily A/C is becoming more common up there, especially in the Minneapolis/St. Paul area. Almost everyone has a basement though, so there is at least one part of the house that is cool.\n\nI hate Florida summers though because they last from like March until November, so I'm with you there",
"Lol 😂😂🤣",
"Phil the Thrill’s lack of skill has killed his will to live. ",
"For some reason, in my head the Leaf was a hybrid. My bad.",
"What? You're not a fan of /r/floridaman?",
"So cold here my sun roof wont even budge if I tried. ",
"Sorry. ",
"Everywhere is like Florida, it is their privacy laws which allowed the \"Florida man\" meme to take off, it is constantly refreshed with new stories.\n\nI guarantee there is a whole class of \"Florida man\" in any corner of the country.",
" Out as in *visible*?\n\nOr as in *out for the month*",
"I love that there's a little mound of snow on your head",
"“Awwww.....that’s cute” -Aziziyah",
"Leroy got a better job so he moved. Kevin lost a tooth and he's started school.",
"Fat man",
"\"Looks like somebody has a case of the Mondays.\"",
"As someone from Texas, I never knew cleaning your roof was a thing, although it makes total sense.",
"Dammit. Here I thought this was posted to /r/RoastMe. I had a nice novel all ready to go. ",
"That's what happens when you don't clear all the snow from the car first!",
"What thoughtful designer puts those two buttons close together? I have always seen the sunroof button by the sunroof and the defrost on the main dash.",
"You know nothing of summers. - Western Australia",
"Alaska is for ugly people ",
"Hey now, we have a name too",
"I think it's a good life lesson.\n\nDon't pay for the sun roof option if you live in the North Pole...",
"Which one was that?",
"Two things that have been my greatest fear with having a sunroof. This and if I have it open and a icicle breaks off under a bridge and falls on my head ",
"Yeah, think horse flies but swarms of them. There's a good pic of a swarm at the bottom of the [Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Black_fly).",
"Legit morning lol.. Thanks good sir",
"Does he call you “my little Alaskan sun roof”?",
"I call bullshit. ",
"Can you explain what you mean by privacy laws?",
"Also went to the badlands in early July one year. So hot and dry. Water - I just wanted water.",
"you must be new, we got like 3 days of sun last summer in the valley lol",
"If you don't have proof he wasn't going to do this, you are just being a dick. ",
"Are you talking about him or his parents?",
"\"Alaska, my arse\" \n- Alaskan Jim Royle",
"Say it in a Boston accent, its the best.",
"You need to post this to /r/beards - that gloriously snowy manpelt needs some lovin too",
"/r/watchpeopledieinside",
"Dad?!?? Is that you? ",
"THIS IS WHAT HAPPENS WHEN YOU FIND A STRANGER IN THE ALPS!",
"Apparently no one in this thread starts their car to warm it up before cleaning it. ",
"Exactly, it's a nice feeling to spend that time in the cold clearing off your car, just to get back in when it's nice and toasty. ",
"But why have a little snow in the car when you can have a lot of snow and karma on Reddit?",
"You scrape.",
"The snow even gave you a festive little hat. ",
"Memphis area here. We also see 110 a few times a summer, but most of the season it's 90 degrees and 90% humidity. Fucking sticky and miserable. You simply can't cool down without an air conditioner to pull the moisture from the air.",
"So what you're saying is that we just gotta get the other 49 states to change their privacy laws to be like Florida's!",
"What's Jesse Cox doing in Alaska?",
"Fun fact, Toronto is futher south than the north edge of california\n\nEdit: or not apparently, but it's pretty close.",
"Reddit has seen *a lot* worse done just for karma.",
"To suffer as virtual slaves to our will to life.",
"Central/North FL has the worst summers(for FL at least). Close to the coast, the ocean helps moderate the seasons, and keeps summers and winter pretty mild. \n\nI grew up by Ft. Lauderdale, and the summers have always been nice. Spent a week in Ocala in July, and was miserable from the heat.",
"http://www.miaminewtimes.com/news/how-floridas-proud-open-government-laws-lead-to-the-shame-of-florida-man-news-stories-7608595",
"If only you cleaned the snow off the roof first.",
"That's what my mom tells me",
"If I lived in Alaska I think I would know where the rear defrosters are.",
"SnoCone dogpile\n",
"I imagine being in Alaska he’s not too familiar with the controls. ",
"Haha original! Very tasteful joke!",
"In that case you want to make sure you at least crack the sheet a few places so it doesn't launch off as one giant sheet of ice and break a windshield. Or you just take a little more time to scrape it carefully without touching the top of the car which isn't always possible ",
"They allow a lot more details to be released by police really early on into investigations, leading to some very interesting stories in the news",
"and they look completely different. And a sunroof opens a lot slower than a regular window. This guy is either lying or an idiot who shouldn't be on the road. ",
"Conversionbot! Is that how you do it? I lost my bot summoning cheat sheet.",
"Shit, no man.",
"You look like you would be a fun person to have in the family. ",
"You should open your sun-roof as well. Less snow to brush off that way.",
"Thank god someone else thought this. I thought I was nuts!",
"Plus scrambling for the phone after an unexpected event like that should have shuffled off more snow from his clothing than what's shown.",
"Dangerous, and in some places it's illegal.",
"Brace yourself winter is here",
"Little boy.",
"Regret",
"BS pic. The buttons won't be next to each other. No where close enough to hit insead of the defrost. If you live in Alaska then you'd know where the defrost is almost without having to look. Also all the snow is Still covering the sunroof.\nMost likely someone dumped a shovel full on him then he got in the car for this staged picture.\nStill it's an amusing picture.",
"Chilled",
"You tried your best and you were put in an unfortunate situation. It's ok though. All is well",
"How. How did you know?",
"There's a difference *enjoying* the antics of Florida Man, and *being* Florida Man.",
"There'd be days like this my mama said ",
"Wow, I thought you guys were a myth. I saw Priscilla, Queen of the Desert. I know of your people.\n\nI yield.",
"I had a video that I sent to the buddy about an egg being in the butter compartment and the “ YOU DID THIS TO FARM KARMA” nazis came out of the wood works when truly I made a dumbass mistake and then after dumbass mistake number 1 I demonstrated to my buddy who the video was intended for and created dumbass mistake number 2. \n\nEdit - [Link for those that care](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinfuriating/comments/7mk4at/i_wanted_to_explain_egg_number_1_and_did_this_to/?st=JCVWPJWI&sh=1650ece6) to sum it up. I went to get butter, two eggs were in there. One shot out which is the first egg you see on the floor, made video to show my buddy what his mom did, proceeded to shoot the second egg on the floor like a dummy. ",
"Well to be fair it can get pretty hot and humid in Maryland as well. But we have variety, like lows in the single digits a few weeks ago... Wait, are we really winning? ",
"It's great to see Yukon Cornelious is doing well. ",
"Duluth sounds like the name of a remote solar system in Star Wars.",
"\"I didn't ask for this\"",
"Kinda r/thisismylifenow",
"TGIF ",
"i have to ask, what make and model is your car?\n\nand if at all possible would you be able to post a pic of the location of the buttons?",
"Stiffens the upper lip and exhales deeply. The point beyond swearing zone.",
"That is a face of much regret.",
"John Goodman is not happy about this one",
"Been there. We just threw snowballs from the car the whole way home to clean most of it up. ",
"That or maybe it's better if some things stay private.\n\nCould make a strong case either direction. Personally, I'm not a fan of using weird stories to shame a population. Everyone has a little bit of Florida man in them, and it's a good thing. Sometimes experiments go bad.\n\nUnless we want to be a society of boring drones.",
"He hit the rear Frost button ",
"Nowadays the posts on the reddit all, all drive me crazy.",
"They ask you how you are and you just have to say you're fine but you're not really fine but you cant't get into it because they'd never understand...",
"But is he too old for said shit?",
"Way to sacrifice the body for that sweet sweet karma ",
"\"Hello Darkness, my old friend...\"",
"Additional FYI: Idling to warm up your car in the winter is a lot more damaging to your engine than driving off within 1-2 mins after ignition. Since damage to your engine is only related to how long it runs cold, and since driving the car is the fastest way to warm it up, you should be idling cold as short a time as possible. The explanation has to do with your fuel injection: while running cold, more gas must be injected, and more gas means more solvent eroding the oil that protects your engine.\n\nEdit: Also, crazy, but in some jurisdictions you can be ticketed for idling your car when you're not in it, even on private property. Know your local laws.\n\nEdit2: If the downvoter disagrees I'd love you hear why. ",
"I thought the same thing. I've only actually used a sunroof a few times in my life but I know that it opens very slowly. Not to mention, they have covers you need to slide back first before you open it. Maybe, just maybe the cover was already out of the way but you didn't realize the sunroof was opening at that snail's pace? It even looks like it's fully open.\n\nRiiiigggghhhhtttttt",
"He moved to Alaska. He definitely signed up for it. ",
"I bet it's one of the ones that won't stop opening all the way once you've completely pressed the button in",
"You have a nice breezy convertible the big ole bear can get you from",
"You will always remember this moment. If you had hit rear defrost, you’d never remember it. But now you have a memory. I think that’s kinda cool (no pun intended...maybe)",
"And it wasn't frozen shut? Interesting.",
"Not on Hondas.",
"as far as i know it's just one reduction gear. no CVT. Might be wrong though.",
"Remember to clear your roof anyway. Heavy breaking can make it all slide onto your windscreen. ",
"smh you got lucky I'm in FL and we now push 100+ way more often in summer. Seemingly whenever I'm outside",
"Why do you have a sun roof in Alaska",
"I have! I remember thinking my blood was actually boiling when I tried to lay out.",
"Yes he did, HE is the goofball living in ALASKA :)\n\nI think he took the picture, then mentally went, \"Ah, fuck it\" and got out, shook the snow off, and chuckled his way to work.",
"Neither of you folks have obviously been to Memphis.",
"There are cars where the sunroof controls are not overhead",
"My arse",
"Don't laugh at santa.",
"Do they call that an Alaskan shower?",
"Have you tried running long distance in said Singaporean summer? It's literally death ",
"Agreed. I lived in West Palm Beach for two years, having moved from Toronto. I saw it get above 95 twice. Moved to Columbia, SC in May and the first weekend there it was 107. I've lived in the Carolinas for 10 years now and am happy I don't have Toronto summers, but would happily take a Florida summer (except for Orlando area). Except I won't, because Florida sucks due to the people who live there. ",
"What's happens is that it makes you take a selfie.",
"One for the UK Crowd: Jim from the Royle Family",
"You could try whacking it with the brush. Your car's shell will flex a bit but the ice won't, causing it to crack. Doesn't work all the time and it depends on the car, but it's worth a shot.",
"Santa looks pissed ",
"And that kids is the real reason why it is illegal to drive your car without clearing the snow from the top of it. How embarrassing. ",
"I feel so bad for you, but I'm glad you found the humor in it. Stay warm friend.",
"In defense of the man, this looks like it could be a late 90’s Volvo wagon. \n\nThis is how the switches would look in that car. \n\nhttps://www.matthewsvolvosite.com/forums/download/file.php?id=19859&t=1\n\nI think many of us have made similar mistakes... Thanks Volvo. ",
"My momma sed “take it like a man “",
"that's an Alaskan man's face for sure",
"Why do you have a sun roof in the first place?",
" That’s *that’s* what a redditor looks like...",
"They’re not. The defroster button is on the roof and the sunroof button is on the roof. Plus with the added weight, you’d have had to wait a long fucking time for the sunroof to whine it’s way open to dump that much snow on you. \n\nTLDR: ITT nobody here owns a car with a sunroof and has no clue you’d have to deliberately do this to get any snow much less that much on you. ",
"This makes me miss Alaska so much. ",
"Car owners are fully responsible for the debris coming off their vehicle. Probably fine if there are no chunks of ice, but know that you are 100% negligent if debris from your vehicle causes damage. ",
"\"I was told when I moved here Alaska is balmy in winter\"",
"Well if that is the worst part of your Friday it is all up hill from here now. :thumbs-up:",
"The best possible reply. I salute you, Floridian. ",
"> scrambling \n\nDo you throw your phone in the fucking trunk? It's not uncommon to have it available with a simple arm movement...",
"You can see it isn't open all the way in the photo. It isn't a ton of snow, that's just a few inches of the sunroof being open. \n\nSource: I have done this before, realized it and still got a good deal of snow all over the place. ",
"**WOOF ^hot BEAR**",
"Brrrrrrrrrrrrr.",
"Better hit the front defrost now.",
"Plus the amount of unshuffled snow on his clothing after a subsequent 'search for the phone' to take the picture is suspicious.",
"What if u wen inside and got a pitcher of hot water and poured it over car",
"Glad to see Walters still alive",
"I'd take a Kautokeino winter over a Florida summer any year of the decade. In Norway there's the saying \"There's no such thing as bad weather, merely bad clothing\" but that fails once it's too hot to survive in the nude.\n\nAlso I get heatstrokes in Denmark.",
"Exactly, thank you. ",
"How do you define \"extremely hot?\" Cause to me that is 45-50 dungarees centipede.",
"It's Always Sunny in Alaska! The gang gets Frozen.",
"In Alaska, snow plays you.",
"I am Moroccan, but grew up in Casablanca (further north and near the Atlantic ocean).\n\nListen to this guy. I almost fucking died the first time I visited Marrakesh in the summer, even as a national used to the occasional desert heat wave blast every now and then. I went out of the hotel at 3pm and wondered why nobody was out in the street. Didn't even make it to the carpark, noped the fuck back to the room and waited for 5-6pm like all normal people do there.\n\nI never thought that Hell was just a 300km trip from my hometown until then, lol",
"Too true.",
"It's fake. OP is a friend of mine and he won't stop bragging about the success of this lie. Btw what is so interesting here..",
"If that is true that is a terrible design",
"Dont mind if I do",
"Praise be.",
"Thats why you clean your car off.",
"Looking mighty fine bud!",
"It was at this moment he knew...",
"I realized on my last car that a sunroof is one of those features that everyone thinks is great and wants but in reality it will rarely be used and it just another this to break in your car.",
"In Alaska there should be a confirmation button for those... are you sure you want to do this? ",
"\"I'm a fool in a mans shoes\"",
"Oh Man! Thanks for the laugh!\nHave a great, pre-disasterized day.",
"What is a \"extremely hot summer\" to you? 20°C? 25°C?",
"Mate. Try been Australian.",
"That looks like Kevin James!",
"I kept scrolling through until I saw this comment lol ",
"\"I'm .......so mad right now.\"",
"🎺🎺🎺",
"I'm just messing around, because sometimes we all gotta let that inner Florida man out!\n\nAnd personally, I think the US should adopt laws similar to other countries where privacy is maintained until charges are upheld.",
"Man this is gonna be so wet so cold in a few moments...",
"r/watchpeopledieinside",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"All he needs is [one of these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmuO6xJ36g) to make the day perfect.",
"yeah I've never saw anyone do this accidentally. though one winter everything flash froze so My buddy and I opened his sun roof and at the same time busted our heads through making 2 head sizes holes in the ice.",
"Lmao that would fuck up my whole day.",
"It’s a Discovery the sunroof switches are next to the sunroof and the defrost is way down on the dash",
"Oh I know, decided to hit the ball back over the net.",
"Pro tip: brush your car off.",
"Looks like your gonna need a driver defrost too",
"Seriously. My sunroof button is on, guess what, the roof. And my defrost buttons are with all the other similar ones on the dash.",
"Nah. There’s something about the weather and the beach that attracts the weirdest among us. Yeah, there are plenty of Florida man gimmicks going on everywhere, but there’s just something special about Floridians. ",
"An ignorant mistake. You're absolutely fucking dumb if you don't clean the snow off of your car before you drive. Not just your windows, but your entire car. ",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"I was amused when I checked the Singapore Wikipedia page and the weather widget listed the same temperatures year-long. ",
"Because Alaska.",
">think Canada is covered in ice, yet we have extremely hot summers\n\nBahaha! You sweet northern child.\n\nSincerely, \n\nTexas",
"Because calling some one a motherfucker for good advice paints you in a muuuuch better light",
"You can almost see the cartoon iris-out closing around his face while goofy music plays. ",
"Thanks Barry",
"You use the word extreme..... I don't think you know what that word means. ",
"It’s the look your dog gives you after you yell at him for peeing on the floor",
"Absolutely do not do this unless you want to crack your windshield. ",
"So you didn’t notice the sunroof opening before it completely dumped on you? ",
"The mistake was having a sunroof ",
"Lol mild. The summers are still humid. I was out late at night at like 11 studying with someone with printouts. By the time I went inside my paper was soaked from humidity.",
"This seems like it was done for karma. Rear defroster button is usually under your radio with the HVAC controls and the sun roof button is usually on the ceiling of the vehicle next to the overhead lights.",
"Depends on the model I guess, It's up by the map lights on my Accord Euro R\n\n https://i.ytimg.com/vi/G8vWkxvv8WE/maxresdefault.jpg",
">Isn’t this post amusing?\n\nNot really, whether or not it's real doesn't change that.\n",
"TIFU...",
"You look just like my old high school engineering teacher.",
"“Who the fuck is that guy taking a picture of me?”",
"Looks like you got a cold shower.",
"Passengers shouldn't be touching my goddamn sunroof. ",
"You sound like the type of person who makes an excuse for eeeeverything",
"What car does this guy drive that has those 2 things side by side? \nEvery car I've driven has had them far away from each other. ",
"For snow that's just loosely fallen on top of you, simple arm movements also displace snow if you didn't know.",
"Aw man, you look adorable in a way",
"Hehehe at least it's Friday. Nice beard btw. ",
"That face should just pop up whenever a big mistake is made.",
"Hello from Australia we damn well know what a real summer is we pretend we have winter which is cute ",
"It typically cools a lot more at night in the north too. Even on super hot days.",
"He's not talking about when you're driving...",
"Lived in Florida but from Ontario. \n\nTrust me, we get the same humid, wet, million degrees summers you guys do. Not quite as bad, but it's that same type of hot. \n\nI've lived in the Rockies and I've sworn I've been colder in Ontario as well, I think it's got something to do with the humidity from the great lakes.",
"A lot of places in Canada can go weeks above 30 C, hottest temp recorded was 45 degrees C in Sask",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"but first... LET ME TAKE A SELFIE!! *untz* *untz*",
"Yeah, they shouldn't be anywhere near each other. This seems like it was done for karma. Rear defroster button is usually under your radio with the HVAC controls and the sun roof button is usually on the ceiling of the vehicle next to the overhead lights / sunglasses holder / built in garage opener buttons. ",
"why does a guy in Alaska need a sunroof on his car ",
"Also, Nashville Tennessee is fucked. The people there are sun children.",
"Lamentable",
"\"What the fuck is Jack doing in Alaska?\"",
"Someone get this man some hot dogs. He looks ravenous. ",
".",
"I know this is only supposed to be funny, and it is, but I'm calling this one. I think it's a set-up.\n\nSunroofs don't open immediately, and I feel like if that were me and snow started trickling down onto my head, the first thing I'd do is try to lean out of the way. At the very least if I couldn't stop it from opening further I'd shield my head so I didn't get snow down the back of my neck.\n\nThe snow also seems evenly spread over him, despite only his right hand side being underneath the sunroof. Similarly, there's snow all down his front and on his head, but none in his beard?\n\nThus concludes my unnecessary over-analysis of a picture ultimately designed to bring happiness to the world. Good day to you all and stay safe!",
"This is why i removed the fuse for my sun roof.",
".",
"No it isn't. Sometimes it is to the left of the steering wheel. ",
"Is that a newer one? I know a lot of mid-2000s Hondas (Civic, CR-V, Accord) had it to the left of the steering wheel.",
"He shouldn't be on the road because he may have faked it for karma and made me laugh?\n Bro, I wish you a better day",
"I hope things turn around for you :)",
"Are those 2 buttons that close? ",
"ʎɐp ɐᴉlɐɹʇsn∀ ʎddɐɥ",
"Was there no way to clear the snow off before it had the chance to freeze too much? ",
"Old gen 7's (03-07) Honda accords had the sun roof button to the left of the steering wheel. The newer ones have it by the map lights.",
"I drive my car all the time without clearing off the roof.\n\nSource: I live in Florida. ",
"Like the kid that burned his noodles.",
"As someone who lives in a snowy region the first thing I do is start up my car and turn on the defrosters. I then go out to clean the car so the car and windshields are already warming up.\n\nYou're statement is wildly false.",
"I did this once during a blizzard here in Buffalo...i was so mad at myself for a good month. ",
"Why wouldn’t u stop it immediately when hear it start sliding open above you? At most an inch would open. Feels like karma fishing.",
"I like the tiny snow hat! ",
"You have a really good point there. I definitely never thought about it that way before.",
"Santa?",
"“The comrades I’ve lost...”",
"And you just let it happen.",
"U look seriously depressed there mate",
"Anytime, Larry",
"2006 model. \nhttps://s1.cdn.autoevolution.com/images/gallery/HONDA-Accord-4-Doors-2988_54.jpg",
"A sunroof in Alaska!!!!\n\nNext up is a tanning bed in Jamaica ",
"Ho ho ho. /holds belly",
"Should've cleared the roof before entering the car anyway, that shit is dangerous for other drivers when it blows off while driving.",
"Uhh... I think you just said exactly what I did. You clean your windows and your car...",
"You should be right at home, Yukon Cornelius. ",
"\"I'm not even supposed to be here today!\" ",
"I have a Volvo and they're right next to one another, in a spot that is completely obscured by the steering wheel. Some questionable design decisions on those cars.",
"If you've never owned a car with a sunroof, keep it that way. \n\nThe constant anxiety of never remembering if I fully shut the sunroof was not at all worth having one. I literally (and I do actually mean 'literally') sleep better by *not* having a sunroof.",
"Ah, so that's not like our Accord, that's actually the Acura TSX here in the US: https://www.cars.com/research/acura-tsx-2005/",
"Why it green tho hahaha asking the teal questions here I'm high I'll go back to painting ",
"> There's no law saying you MUST remove it.\n\nActually, [there is](http://www.goodhousekeeping.com/life/news/a41874/snow-removal-car-laws/). It does vary from state to state. Most states aren't specific to snow as much as it is debris of any kind. I'm in Mass and the State Trooper Facebook page had a post about this. They stated if they catch you with a hazardous amount of snow on your car they *will* pull you over and fine you. \n\nAlso, OP is from Alaska, which is at the top of that list.",
"Nah man. Fuck no. I do believe you'd get your ass kicked saying something like that.",
"Get the extending scraper no matter what, as long as you have snow. It makes clearing the roof much easier and faster even on low cars. ",
"\"Wut iz lyfe\" ",
"Is that Dan Conner from Roseanne?",
"Bullshit. You have to hold the sunroof button to open it. Dude’s full of Schiff ",
"I am saying if he really did that on accident he would have to be an idiot. Clearly he faked it. ",
"Sure thing, Mary. ",
"The face of: \n\"Not again.\"",
"I was born in Florida and haven't found a place yet I'd rather be!",
"Beard. Check. Snow. Check. Dark. Check. Well it all checks here, this is Alaska ",
"Looks kind of like Chuck Norris.",
"Goood morning, wakey wakey sir driver! ",
"Alaskan summers are nice... perhaps too nice these days.",
"Y u hef to b sad?",
"I guess it's different on the Euro Accord then, since mine is a Gen 7 with the sunroof buttons on top. ",
"Hahahaha",
"What's 101 in sensible terms? ",
"The gap between the lowest recorded temperature and highest recorded temperature from the dawn of time here is 18°C. Ever. ",
"You’re right. I didn’t look into it I just figured since Nissan has been using CVTs so long it had one but I guess that wouldn’t make sense for electric motors now that I think about it. Thanks! Now I know what to call it for electric cars. ",
"I'm from Alaska, but I moved years ago, I really miss it😞",
"happy cake day (:",
"Plug in heater. Cheaper and better for the environment. You need to arrange electrical outlets at your parking at home and at work though. ",
"This is fucking pure gold ",
"It takes forever for that thing to open. Totally contrived. Unless he is just not that smart. Unlikely. Enjoy your Karma, you milked the shit out of this one.",
"Usually I use the scraper to press down on the break while turning the car on. My wife sits in the seat when she does it though, even to scrape the car... but she's short.",
"I own a Toyota Tacoma, sunroof controls are on the ceiling.\n\nDefroster controls are on the dash.\n\nSunroof controls have an auto open feature, that you can stop by hitting the close button.\n\nPersonally, I think this guy took a picture of himself for karma. I'm sure it's lonely.and boring in AK this time of year. \n\nNinja edit: yes, I get it, not ever vehicle is built the same",
"Usually I use the scraper to press down on the break while turning the car on. My wife sits in the seat when she does it though, even to scrape the car... but she's short.",
"Usually I use the scraper to press down on the break while turning the car on. My wife sits in the seat when she does it though, even to scrape the car... but she's short.",
"Pull the lever, Kronk!",
"I can't figure out what the hell half of [these buttons](https://www.warnerbros.com/sites/default/files/prancer_interior.jpg) do.",
"Hey it's him.",
"He looks like a father that would literally do anything for his kids. Got addicted to coke and destroyed his life to say “see kids, this is why you don’t do drugs. Now give ol Daddio a hug” ",
"My sunroof button is on the left by the mirror adjusting buttons.",
"+1 on whacking it with the brush. This breaks up the ice while your roof flexes slightly. Been doing it for years and never got a dent. ",
"Snow roof *",
"Hey I live in NoPo!",
"Is you name by any chance, Stapley Yelpats?",
"The amusing part of the post is the mistake that led to his predicament. Unless you're saying that a human with snow atop him is inherently amusing, the questionable 'mistake' removes the value from the core part of what would make this amusing.",
"you misread it mate, he gets in first to start defrosting then gets out to clean the windows, i could see how this incident could happen",
"Yeah, I saw that the windows were clear as well. He's in Alaska though. He might have cleared some snow off, got *waaay* too cold so he took a break. \n\nThere is also the possibility he is lazy and doesn't care about the safety of others.... ",
"Driving in the Gulf in the desert when the air con broke. Felt like I was boiling alive. Actually had to take regular stops to pour water over my head. It was 52C that day\n\nEDIT: 126F for our imperial friends",
"I grew up outside of Toronto and all I ever did was clear a hole big enough to see through. It was like looking through a periscope. The car defroster would eventually clear the rest of the windshield and wind would clear the rest of the car. I live in Texas now so I don't get to do this anymore.\n\nThere was something very satisfying about seeing a bug sheet of snow lift from the hood and go flying.\n",
"I like the Spring and Fall here (I'm on Delmarva, usually pretty mild), and the winters are cold enough to kill all the bugs but not -30 like my grandparent's house in Duluth lol",
"I don’t know why he thought a duffle bag of coke would be a good idea in the first place ",
"What terribly designed car has defrost and sunroof controls right next to each other?",
"Don't think we've yet experienced >40C.",
"mistake",
"/r/wellthatsucks",
"Sorry not going to stand in -2 while it's super windy to clean the top of my car off.",
"Hahahahah thanks for sharing and turning a shit situation into one that brings joy/laughter to others.\n\nThank you",
"I live in southern Ontario. I am actually south of Detroit. Late January and there is just a trace of snow on the ground. Supposed to be sunny and 7c today.",
"I would like to know what car has the sunroof control is near the rear defrost. Every car I've been in, those controls are separated by a few feet.",
"Thank god it's Friday!",
"He calls me a Chicago sunroof. ",
"You got it, Zachary.",
"It has the same body as the TSX, but the interior is more like the US Accord. But the left side of the steering wheel on mine only has the VSA button, no sunroof button. ",
"Hot dog eating champion of the world 2 x Stanley cup champion Phil Kessel. ",
"Since when do sunroofs have defrosters ",
"Sun? What sun?",
"The guy’s face makes this pic. ",
"Thank you!! Shout to /r/savedyouaclick",
"ROSENGARDNER",
"Are you an egg? They say that they are people too!",
"What happens when you sit there for the 10 seconds it takes a sunroof to open wondering why your defrost isn't coming on...",
"But the roof was defrosted. Swings and roundabouts. ",
"I honestly had no idea what would happen when I googled that. Thanks I needed that laugh!",
"OOoooooo NoOOoOoOoooooo",
"The thing is, at least in my Lincoln Town Car, I can stop that sunroof at any time. I actually have to hold the button in for it to continue on. And while we're at it, my button is on the ceiling next to the lights. I can't possibly make this mistake because I don't press those light buttons, I turn them all on at once by pressing my headlight control knob in.\n\nThis just doesn't make sense to me all around, but it's the only car I've ever had that has a sunroof.",
"It's all good until the snow from your car hits the car behind you. ",
"It's also illegal and dangerous.",
"Maybe is opens like the doors on Star Trek. ",
"I think he's just referring to a block heater as a gas heater, like it heats the gas.",
"u/MayorShreeves is correct. In my scenario I easily could make the same mistake. When I hit my rear defroster I have yet to clean my car and therefore there's still snow on my roof. This happens second.\n\nI do agree it's dumb if you don't clean your car off before driving, but that's not necessarily what happened in this instance.",
"\"I've made a huge mistake..\"",
"why does a guy in Alaska need a sunroof on his car\n",
"That's pretty selfish. That snow can create a potentially dangerous road hazard for the car following you. ",
"I'll take a dry summer or winter over cold and humid or hot and humid any day of the week. I went out to Denver in summertime, and I'd rather take 110 degrees there, than 90 here in Virginia. ",
"Civilisation, maybe? ",
"Yeah! It’s time to let that glorious sunshine in and just bask in its sparkling radiance!\n\nGet out there and live your best life. ",
"“I'm not fiddling with meself, I paid a quid for these underpants and I've got about 50 pence worth stuck up me arse.”",
"I didn't misread it. The guy said he starts his car, then goes out and cleans the car. \n\nHe didn't say he drives his car, and then cleans his car. ",
"That doesn't rhymary.",
"Literally anything with push button start. Exception being if you can remote start it, which is what I do.",
"Poor guy ",
"Malware warning. Got an ad that I had 4 viruses ",
"Whoosh",
"No, of course not. This guy in the picture did this on purpose for a laugh. ",
"This is the alternate universe where Jack still has to use his Fleshlight",
"Luckily it opened without breaking something.",
"You think they don’t get sun or summer up there?",
"[This](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJxCdh1Ps48)",
"#epicfail",
"I've been to Ft Myers twice in the past 3 years and it was over 100 multiple days both times",
"Usually the sunroof controls are placed on the ceiling of the interior next to the overhead lights. This vehicle design however has put in place what we in the auto industry call a \"didn't you mean this one?\" design where buttons are obscured by other things such as the steering wheel or shift lever :P",
">DONT PRESS THAT BUTTON, SIR!!!\n-Well, which button gets me a latte?\n>That’d be the one right next to that one, sir.\n-Well WHO DESIGNED THIS??\n>...you did, sir.\n{Monsters vs Aliens}",
"huh. TIL. I'm actually from Florida and didn't realize officials have to invite reporters to their weddings",
"Why is this getting downvoted",
"If you had the common courtesy towards your fellow drivers of wiping the snow off your roof before driving, this wouldn't be an issue for you",
"Anything for you, Computer.",
"Volvo s70 I think its close together. [like this](https://i.imgur.com/vLWUikC.jpg)",
"Right? I mean, has to be fake, wouldn't YOU cover yourself and your car in snow in the morning just to farm some Reddit karma?",
"\"You have to ask yourself what you're willing to put up with today. Not fuckin' this!\" ",
"\"I'll testify at the trial!\"\n\n\"Ain't gonna be no trial.\"",
"Oh noooOooooo!!! Not the precious paint! The paint job is CLEARLY more important than other drivers safety ",
"staged\nI mean, come on. You hit the sun roof button, and unless his sunroof opens at Mach-2, you realize it instantly and a fraction of what he's sitting in falls through. ",
"Yeah, I suddenly appreciate my car's designers a lot more for not having them anywhere near each other. (Mazda 6, the moonroof button is actually on the ceiling. Rear defrost is with the other vent controls under the radio in the dash.)",
"Volvo s70 I think its close together. [like this](https://i.imgur.com/vLWUikC.jpg)",
"Somebody call for a code brown, because I gotta change my pants!",
"I'm not believing you, I live in Michigan and every time look over the border it's just full of white walkers",
"Yea, because a sunroof has to be fully opened for things to fall in. They work like shields in the Last Jedi, the hole only lets the good things in (sun) and keeps the bad things out (snow). \n\nAs someone wisely said above me - Fuck outta here!",
"I can't think of a single car in the world that has defrost and sunroof buttons next to each other. ",
"That guy is really quite cute!",
"I'm Canadian and when I visited San Francisco in the summer, I expected California to be super warm. Ok, it wasn't cold, but it was currently warmer in Canada than in SF. Canada can get pretty hot in the summer!",
"Corporate accounts payable, Nina speaking ... Just ^^a moment!",
"Can confirm for Mazda, that's where they are in my 6.",
"At least you have a sense of humor about it. lol",
"Didnt make me laugh. Shouldnt be on the front page. Obvious karma whoring. ",
"So he was going to drive with all that snow on the top of his car? That can obstruct the view of other drivers. Had it coming.",
"Wow. Swedish car designing was the last one I had to guess for such thing!\n\nedit: Swedish, not Nordic",
"Thank you for sharing ",
"I was thinking Bill Oddy, but you're right. ",
"You dont know summer like we do. (•_•) -Arizona",
"1st Mistake is paying extra for a sunroof in Alaska in the first place lol",
"Death Valley in early summer. The air felt like miserable, hot bath water.",
"I do.",
"I pray that's just a meme and not a real car",
"Some could have moved around before this picture was taken. You don't move your arm a few inches and have all the snow vanish. ",
"I bet his parents loved their little Alaskan surprise. ",
"Gene Parmesan ",
"I'm gonna give him the benefit of the doubt in thinking that his plan was to just sit in the driver's seat for a second to turn the car on and get the defrost going before getting back out to brush the snow off the car (including the roof), because you should ALWAYS do that before driving.",
"he still looks warm though",
"You remind me of Walter White in that scene in the car in New Hampshire. ",
"maybe brush the roof of your car off next time... karma's a bitch",
"Is anyone else wondering why the rear defrost button is even close to the sunroof button? ",
"Meh not really. You asked \"Isn't this post amusing?\" so you got an answer and an explanation. Or did you expect people to just agree with you? At least you admitted to finding a guy with snow on his head appealing so can't argue with that lol no one's disputing what you should find funny but you literally asked why it wouldn't be amusing for someone else.",
"That's a good way to break a sunroof.",
"They shouldn't, but I've seen some questionable decisions made in cars. In my Focus, the trunk release button butts right up on the low fog light button.",
"I'm Norwegian, anything over 20 degrees is extremely hot.",
"Swedish. ",
"Did someone say hotdogs?",
"That's what you get for not brushing the snow off the top of the car before pulling away. >:(",
"It's all relative",
"And then to let it open far enough to dump that much snow on you. This is the stupidest post to hit the front page ive seen in a while.",
"r/wellthatsucks ",
"hahahhahaha",
"\"I was 2 days from retirement\"",
"If a car is following that close behind me while it's snowing or snow is on the road then that is on them not on me. That's why they say if it's snowing or icy then stay 10-20seconds behind someone and drive slow.",
"/r/badux",
"Try a summer in Tallahassee. It's like a little hell on earth!",
"Which car puts the defrost and the sunroof button so close together?",
"\"Damn this sucks… Must take picture for Reddit\"",
"Feelin like a freight train? ",
"Guy deserves it if he was planning on driving with that huge amount of snow on top of his car",
"If it breaks someone's windshield, they are to close.",
"You turn into the lost love child of John Goodman and Chuck Norris?",
"Wasn't the term inclusive of them? Anyhow I'll edit that, thanks for noting,",
"I don’t blame you! Even with all the weirdos, I’d love to be in Florida. ",
"Thanks, friend.",
"hot",
"r/WatchPeopleDieInside",
"When did John Goodman move to Alaska?",
"Always nice to see Reddit isn't *all* young folk. ",
"I didn't even show you the [key fob](https://imagizer.imageshack.com/img923/8370/qSbNUJ.jpg).",
"Having really bad medical experiences and a bad doctor. ",
"I thought they were Canada’s National Bird. My dad always said, “There’s skeeters big enough to yoke ye and ride ye off.” ",
"There are a lot of things on that car where I've found myself asking \"don't these things happen in Sweden?\"",
"That's an unhappy bear",
"Nice beard tho",
"Oh man that’s sucks....",
"Thanks for the edit I was going to ask what the temp was in freedom units",
"Oh, sounds like the \"San Francisco Sunroof \".\nLast time I tried it with a girl, we spent three hours trying to remove the newspaper.",
"So are a lot of baby pictures I see on Facebook. ",
">I smacked it and smacked with the brush\n\n???",
"I am the same way. I am over near DC now and extremely jealous! Its cheaper and beautiful over where you are so you are definitely winning more than I",
"I own a Volvo and they are right next to each other on the right of the steering wheel behind the wiper controls",
"You should clean that shit off the roof of the car first anyway, dumbass!! I see cars all the time driving around with roof-fulls of snow and it just flies off in chunks and hits the cars behind it. Really not safe.",
"Is that Santa?",
"Goteem",
"Clean it before it turns to ice?",
"Yeh but the likelihood was that his phone was in his pocket and I'd expect more snow to drop off when reaching down. We could dispute this all day, I'm just saying that without knowing what actually happened you could postulate any possible turn of events but the greater likelihood of a scenario where this wasn't done on purpose would be where more snow should have dropped off of his selfie arm IMO.",
"Late 90s/early 00s Accord? Sorry, Honda salesman. ",
"I really feel bad for that guy",
"Alaskan Bear gets snow on himself. ",
"That sucks, but on the bright side: delicious karma",
"MD summers can be pretty bad as well not so much the temp but the sticky ass humidity ",
"Norwegian pitching in: We've got the same, except that the places without snow gets rain instead. Lots of rain. \n \nAlso, I lived in Kirkenes [(Google Maps)](https://www.google.no/maps/place/9900+Kirkenes,+Norge/@56.5763821,-17.8831832,3z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x45cb48ce189d4a0f:0x21475859b53b8dad!8m2!3d69.7269192!4d30.0450432), and while winters were super cold, and the sun set in November and rose in February, the summers had midnight sun and temperatures close to 30 degrees C at times in May.",
"Why, thank you. ",
"I miss having a sun roof.\n\n...even considering the time I left it open in a heavy rain and had to run a dehumidifier in the garage for a week. ",
"Sure",
"you look allot like Ricky Tomlinson \n\ni am also having a case of the Mondays on this Friday ",
"Why do you have a sunroof in alaska?",
"Sudden Chill Phil!!\n\n",
"It's a good thing to be able to find the funny in life - especially when you've been sad.\nI also hope this helps pick you up for the next week!\n\nAnother thing you might want to look in to is Vitamin D supplements, especially this time of year. I saw you're pregnant (congrats!) So obviously check with your doc first. But I swear that Vitamin D is what kept me from loosing my sanity when I was pregnant and after baby was born in winter and I was nursing and clueless about all the things baby related!\n\nYou've got this! Deep breath, find the funny/joy, and take care of YOU!",
"My first thought was either jack or the guy from the big Lebowski",
"Ol' One Nut? ",
"Its not obviously. I dont post bullshit. This BS post is just really cringey to me.",
"r/nothingeverhappens\n\nUh, he looks to be a bigger fellow, I can *completely* understand that he might have hit the wrong button, leaned back into his seat, then once he realized it was the wrong one, he tried to get forward and stop it but he was too slow. I can imagine it happening to myself.",
"This actually makes me glad my sunroof doesn't work",
"Wow.. Such a cutie. What a sexy beard!",
"My uncle moved to the Philippines with his partner. My boyfriend's mom asked if they knew this woman who also lived there whom her father is in a long-distance relationship with. Like, oh, yeah, everyone knows everyone in the Philippines! Especially when they live in opposite sides of the country. ",
"AHHH IM NOT ALONE!!!!",
"Probably the frustration of driving behind people that don't clean their cars.\n\nThe worst culprits are the tractor trailers. Should they climb up on top of their load and clean it off? I think they should but I doubt they ever will.\n\nPeople are just shitty and lazy. I posted on askreddit \"people who leave their shopping carts in the middle of the parking lot.. Why?\" and someone responded with there aren't enough places to put their carts.\n\nSomeone actually tried to justify their laziness because they were inconvenienced by having to walk further than they wanted to.\n\nToo many people are just lazy and shitty so people jump to conclusions.\n\n",
"John Goodman?",
"I feel like listening to Burl Ives songs now. ",
"Who’s first thought is “I better take a picture of this” over cleaning it off of them? Seems weird to me. ",
"ditto. i've slept in like 25 countries, still love coming home.",
"r/instant_regret",
"I guess I should have shared a bottle of wine and a bite to eat with myself this morning. I like a good wining and dining before I get fucked.",
"Not in my car...I got the old lady Honda minivan and that sunroof FLIES open. Scared the shit out of me the first time I did it accidentally.",
">That's the opposite of what I wanted",
"Haha, my thoughts exactly",
"That's one quick retracting sunroof.",
"Yeah man but in the Midwest we will get one week of 90 and 90. Those fuckers have like two months of it. ",
"Thank you! That's who I was thinking of! ",
"Can confirm - hate the assholes who don't do this.",
"\"I've come to talk with you again......\"",
"You look like my first dwarven warrior in WoW. ",
"I did this! But thankfully my sunroof was frozen shut... Wisconsin style ",
"It's still on you. You cannot control how closely someone follows you, and you know people aren't going to do everything right. You should prepare for that. ",
"Was there a moment when you tried to stop it, or did you just accept your fate?",
"There is a difference between fake and staged. This looks staged. And yes some people would.",
"Usually really slowly and it’s really obvious before it starts moving backwards. Like raising up a little bit beforehand. Plus I’ve never really seen the control for it anywhere but near the sunroof. ",
"Never seen a car where those two controls are together. One is on the dash and the other is on the roof. ",
"He’s in Alaska, it’s standard issue. ",
"Yeah I see that, but did you try smacking it with the brush? The car's shell will flex, but the ice won't - the ice will crack instead. ",
"Or methed-out gator wrestlers late on their child support, Floridaman!",
"The word “extreme” in Canadianese is similar to “mild” in American English. ",
"it's snow all the way down",
"Walter white has sure let himself go... the meth used to be blue",
"Well he drives a Chevy avalanche, it happens faster than you expect",
"Also, just seeing how much snow is on his left shoulder (our right) and looking at how far over the sunroof goes in that direction, it looks like he would've had to have been sitting on the center console to get snow that far over. ",
"Can confirm. Didn’t know humid til I moved from Fort Lauderdale to along the Mississippi River in Iowa.",
"Kind of like, extraneous commas",
"He looks like Chuck Norris",
"IMO I wouldn't really start non-destructive discussions by invoking /r/iamverysmart because it makes you seem ad hominem and trivialising someone's viewpoint.\n\nFor me, it's not really the karma-whoring but more that disingenuousness is misleading and it just feels like I'm being lied to. I feel like this might also be the case for OP who was trying to call out his bs. Yeh sure doesn't really affect much or mean much but I guess people that are against karma-whoring feel that it's just dirty that someone would trade a virtue (honesty and truthness) for internet points where the former is indeed a very real thing.",
"I would hug him a lot! What a handsome fella!",
"Oh, I shouldn't have done that",
"On the bright side, next time you need to use your sun roof you'll know exactly where the button is..",
"The composure maintained long enough to take a picture. Well done sir",
"I did this to a co-worker the other day. I was showing him how holding down the Unlock button on his remote opens his windows, and his car was inside the bays (Mechanic shop). There was a bunch of snow on top of his car and somehow after his windows rolled down (I don't know what the hell I did) his sunroof opened and covered him in snow.\n\nIt was hilarious, he was pissed, it was still hilarious. Now he won't let me show him features of his car anymore...",
"Alaskan John Goodman.",
"Proof: 30C < 100F because, you know, math. ",
"You are related to ray Winston?!",
"Vacation?",
"I've had two cars and both have had sunroofs. For both the sunroof control is literally right in front of the sunroof, on the ceiling. The rear defrost is on the control panel. I can't imagine this not being the standard.",
"Not shopped. Staged. ",
"Get a scraper that doesn’t fuck up your paint.",
"haha you mean moon roof",
"If you genuinely believe that's the face of a man that's staging something for internet points, you seriously need to get out more. ",
"Florida is on my short list of \"abso-fuckin-lutely not\" for potential future residences. I cannot hang.",
"You turn into Yukon Cornelius? ",
"Happy cakeday!",
"*snow roof ",
"I'm sure his parents wanted him",
"My minivan (a 2016 honda) has some sort of catch that engages on the screen you're taking about so that when the button to open sunroof entirely is pressed, it opens that screen thing *automatically* song with the sunroof. Neat feature but scared me the first time I opened the sunroof by accident - all previous times I guess I'd slid the screen open by hand first. And that sunroof FLEW open. Not like my old car's slow-as-molasses-in-winter sunroof.",
"Why does a car in Alaska need a sun roof? ",
"My Acura had it on the panel behind the blinker, but the only other button next to it was the interior light dimmer",
"A gorgeous bear!",
"Instant wake up!",
"Holy shit! Flies that bite! How is that a real thing! I feel for you. Not only do you have cold ass winters, but when it is actually nice in the summer you have to deal with shit like that! God bless you everyone.",
"Likewise! Beard and glasses, the best kind of bear!",
"Seriously, this had me cackling. The facial expression is SO relatable. My empathy is right there with you, OP. Thanks for sharing.",
"You know nothing, Jon Snow.",
"Hilarious! Thanks for posting :)",
"That why my goal is to not be Florida man.",
"I don't understand why you're downvoted... You *do* scrape. Yeah, you might get micro-scratches on your roof, but you're not **ENDANGERING YOURSELF AND OTHERS!!!** \n\nI'm not saying get every bit off your car... obviously this person tried their best aside from scraping... but if there is thick ice and snow, it needs to go. \n\nImagine this person had a nice 1/2-1 inch thick sheet of ice on the roof and didn't want to scrape. They get on the highway and the sheet flies up into the air. I've seen this happen. HUGE sheet, luckily it didn't hit anyone. But let's say this flying object caused someone to rapidly change lanes. They sideswipe a car and someone gets really hurt or dies. \n\n\"Sorry... I didn't want to scratch the paint.\"",
"Cool story bruh ❄️ ",
"When you only have daylight a few months a year you need all the sun you can get",
"Yeah New England is just a fuckin swamp in the summer ",
"O how I miss Alaska...",
"Must be the start of a GREAT day.",
"You got it, Terry",
"r/iamverysmart would imply they are anything but, but ... they have a point. If it's fake, you're literally amused by somebody j ust having snow on them.",
"Yes. \n\nFirst, sunroof controls are almost 100% of the time right next to the sunroof.\n\nSecond, sunroofs don't open instantly. He would hear it first lifting, then slowly sliding back. At any time, he could have pressed the other button to stop it. He would have to have sat for several seconds just fumbling around or staring at it to allow it to fully open like this.\n\nThird, window defrost is always in the bank of temp controls. So, even if the sunroof open is in the console, it's not next to a defrost button.\n\nFourth, he has snow piled on his head, which means he didn't look up, move around, or dodge his head out of the way when snow started pouring in. He sat perfectly still and let a mound of snow form on his head.",
"“Extremely hot” - canadian\n“Hold my beer” - Texan",
"\"Clearly, I have never been to Singapore.\" -Me, referencing Captain Jack",
"Dutch Mantel? WE THE PEOPLE",
"Wipe the snow off your car before you go driving asshole",
"/r/Floridaman",
"> I cant scrape, because that scratches the paint.\n\nI don't want to come off as a dick here.... but that doesn't matter. Obviously, you can't get ALL of it off and I have no idea how much you're talking about here. But if there is a sizable amount and the only way to get it off is by scraping, you *have* to scrape. A few minor scratches isn't worth putting people in danger. ",
"It was designed by the folks behind the Hawaii missile alert system. ",
"When you hope that the window is frozen shut",
"My name jef",
"When I (cold-loving Brit) was in Casablanca a coworker from Marrakesh thought my reaction to anything over 20 C weather was hilarious, we used to tell each other how hot it got yesterday back home and see who was closer to Casablanca's temperature. The fact that I sometimes won shows how absurd Marrakesh's weather is.",
"Pretty positive he meant the brush. Why would you smack snow with your bare hand?",
"Looks like Walter Sobchak is about to yell at Donny for opening the sun roof.",
"You're mistaken! Downvote! ",
"Too close? [I'll just leave this here.. ](https://youtu.be/5lKCmxcDDBM)",
"Oh there's pleenty of civilization here. Central FL is one of the tourism capitals of the world ",
"I believe there is a bear in that automobile. ",
"The real life pro tip is in the comments. This guy scrapes snow. ",
"I just noticed all the snow on the jacket :-)\n\nHandsome fella!",
"Let me ask you something. When you come in on Monday, and you're not feelin' real well, does anyone ever say to you, 'Sounds like someone has a case of the Mondays'?",
"It's the \"fuck my life\" look.",
"I live in Ga, grew up in a small town near the AL line. I can assure I have seen people that would make the Florida Man look like a normal person.",
"What vehicle has the rear defrost button on the roof. I've had several sunroof cars. That wasn't a problem. I call staged shot. ",
"Hello darkness my old friend ",
"They do label them in hope that people know how to read or have some ability to understand symbols. ",
"Jeez, you'd imagine with all the Florida jabs out there, Floridians would be thick-skinned. \n\nRelax, it was a joke. And no, it isn't, as proud as you may be of Disney World. ",
"How about you finish writing The Winds of Winter instead. ",
"Canadian here. 6 inches of snow this year. Was gone in 12 hours. Get a metric fuck tonne of rain though.",
"This is why I'm glad my sunroof button is up near the sunroof itself.",
"But why is Ricky Tomlinson in Alaska",
"I think you've got some neurological problems if you can accidentally hit a button immediately overhead, and not be able to move fast enough to hit the button again within 15 seconds or so.",
"Not only that, but with how slow the sunroof opens up, I'd imagine you'd realize your mistake before it fully opened.",
"you know nothing of summer -Brazil ",
"I agree! Too bad our states going to be under water in 20 years. I have a great job here but I can’t bring myself to invest in a house because I feel like it will be worth nothing at the end of the mortgage.",
"But mostly the bottom right corner. ",
"4 seconds* sunroofs don’t move THAT slow",
"“Somebody wants to compare summers?” - Texas",
"Oh, you're one of *those* people, so edgy man!\n\nLet 40,000 odd people enjoy themselves",
"Where did you live in Alaska and why did you live there? I've always wanted to drive up there! I'm on the west coast of British Columbia.",
"Hillary, Hillary, Hillary. ",
"Shhh... just enjoy the picture for what it is: a cute joke to brighten up everyone’s Friday.",
"Grr Martin?",
"Reasons why UX is important #6385.",
"Looks like it was done for karma. Every car that I’ve ever owned that had a moon roof, which is what it really is since actual sun roofs do not open like in the picture , I’ve never mistook the two. ",
"Most of Canada actually is covered in ice, which is why most of the population hugs the southern border to stay as far away from that as possible.",
"Look at you patronizing him! You know what he meant you antagonizing motherfucker!",
"I know you were joking, just not sure what you were getting at. And CFLA isn't one of the tourism capitals of the world? I intentionally made my statement broad (*one* of the tourism capitals) because I don't want to do the research right now",
"[Could be worse](https://i.stack.imgur.com/FxJvk.jpg).",
"hug your car really tight from the inside and the roof will warm up, separating the ice from the car",
"You either park your car in a garage or put a waterproof cover over it every time it’s going to snow. That way you never get in that situation. If it happens and you really need to get somewhere, call a taxi or get an Uber/Lyft.\n\n\nI live in Michigan’s UP and deal with over 25’ of snow and ice each year, it’s not that hard if you put in the small amount of effort to look at the weather reports each day. That way you know you’re going to need an extra 45 minutes in the morning to either clean off your car or find another way to where you’re going.",
"This should happen to every person who doesn't clean the roof of their car before driving!",
"Ah, so this is the asshole who doesn't clean the snow off his roof before driving down the road.\n\nGot what he deserved.",
"Mine is right next to the trunk release & I have to hold it in...but I also have to hold in the trunk release for a couple seconds for it to work too.",
"Exactly. My plan is to live in a travel trailer. Could go anywhere when the floods start coming in. ",
"Quit dicking around and hurry up with that last Thrones book.",
"Yes",
"Amendment to the pre-drive mental checklist:\n\n1. Start car\n\n2. ~~Turn on window defrosters~~ Brush snow from roof and windshields\n\n3. ~~Brush snow from roof and windshields~~ Turn on window defrosters\n\nEdit: By the way, I admire the optimism of even HAVING a sunroof in Alaska. (Source - son lives in Juneau and even in summer it's the land of the midnight rain/overcast)",
"It’s like not using your turn signal, infuriating but ultimately harmless.",
"What Volvo is that? All of mine are the buttons are no where close to each other. The sunroof button is on the ceiling and the defrost is with the climate control",
"Might as well call in sick",
"> What happens when you fabricate a situation to take a selfie that matches up a bullshit headline. Bullshit style.\n\nFixed",
"That's funny, I've been to probably a third of the states in the U.S., and so far Florida is my absolute least favorite. I never want to go back. Not trying to put you down, just find perspective an interesting thing! I do enjoy all the lizards there, that was the best part.",
"Please visit Arizona in the summer",
"I know you don't care if OP is lying. But you asked *why* people care and you've been given an explanation. No one is telling you whether or not you should find this post amusing and you're the one questioning why anybody would care whether or not this post is 'real'.\n\nThere's no problem here. You find it funny, fine, other people don't like the possibility that he lied and so don't find it funny. Is the problem here that you want everyone to agree with you? Unfortunately that's never going to happen. Plus, you can't simultaneously be trivialising someone's opinion and also claim to be discussing it. They are two different ends of arguing: argue the point or be ad hominem.",
"I am so happy this is a thing.",
"I'd take a thousand sunroof-avalanches just to live in Alaska again. Been gone almost four years and I miss it so damn much.",
"u rite I just looked at a video and it took about 5 seconds.",
"In what car is the rear defrost next to the sunroof control? ",
"What sort of a shitbox has those controls in proximity??? ",
"> we have extremely hot summers\n\nNot so much.",
"Goddammit donny! Stfu",
"I've visited probably half of the states and would love to visit the rest someday. There are many beautiful places that I think I would enjoy living in and someday may. Maybe it's just something about home! \n\nEdit: just for accuracy, totally overestimated when I said half. It's more like 1/3 for me as well!",
"Love how you just left pile of snow sit right on top of your head until you had the picture!!! I'm sure 99% of us would instinctively of smacked it off right away. But you sir are stronger than most of us and fought the urge. Love it!",
"I was thinking the same thing. It's going to be part of my buying a car routine. If you mess that design choice up, what else is also hairbrained?\n\nOn my car the read window heater is part of the rest of the air/warm/cold controls on the middle console, and the sunroof is in the ceiling just in front of the sunroof itself.",
"The winters aren't what they used to be either, are they? I don't think I have seen that the Iditarod was properly run since I moved out of the state.",
"Shitty",
"Our osphegus and our breathing hole should not be next to each other either. ",
"Thanks to Alaska",
"The feels, they hurt. \n\nThen cold \n\nAnd wet.",
"That's a face of a lot of dropped wifi signals ",
"Eastern Japan gets worse in the summer than places like Singapore do, as Japanese summers can actually be even more humid.",
"You didn't deserve that at all, #FuckAlaska!!\n",
"Hahahahaha, nice.",
"Whats Patillo doing in Alaska??",
"All of the cars my family's owned and that I've owned are the same way - controls for the sunroof are logically on the roof and unmistakable from the light buttons.\n\nNot sure what car this guy has but if the sunroof controls are next to the defrost, that's pretty bad designing.",
"Well it was nice talking to you.",
"From top left to bottom right:\n\n\nSpeed Boost - Sudden burst of speed for emergency situations.\n\n\nSONAR/RADAR Cloaking - Used to avoid detection from SONAR/RADAR. Will increase fuel consumption drastically.\n\n\nBattery Tester - Ensures battery is operational and in good health.\n\n\nElectrostatic Discharge - Used to avoid shocks when leaving vehicle. Some models will have this feature on the key fob for entering the vehicle too.\n\n\nTraffic cut-off warning - Gives a brief turn signal indicator as you start to change lanes.\n\n\n\"Good Job Rat Shit!\" - Used to sarcastically and aggressively let other drivers know that you're annoyed with their foolishness.\n\n\nEvasive Maneuver- Used for quick evasive maneuvers, like avoiding objects in the road.\n\n\nMedical Aid - Will drop a first aid kit and call for help if needed.\n\n\nT-Shirt Dispenser - Dispenses a clean T-Shirt. Useful if you spilled something on yours while driving.\n\n\nZipper Closer/Opener - This was a commonly requested feature so we implemented it. We don't want to know why you need it but we have a pretty good idea...\n\n\nBird Dropping warning - Turns on the Dropping Detection System. Can warn you of incoming droppings and give you time to activate the Evasive Maneuver feature (see above).\n\n\nBicycle Release - Quickly release bike from carrier rack to reduce vehicle weight. \n\n\nDestination Recall - Display last 6 destinations so you can figure out where you left the kids/husband/wife.\n\n\nDinner Tray - Ejects a slot-loaded tray from the steering wheel to facilitate eating and driving. This feature may affect steering control. Airbag will also be disabled.\n\n\nHitch-hiker Scanner - Scan hitch-hiker for weapons to reduce risk of harm when picking them up. This feature does not ensure safety, it simply reduces risk.\n\n\nWindshield Washer - We could have placed it on the steering column but the Dinner Tray may get in the way.\n\n\nAir Freshener Spray - Quickly gets rid of undesired odours.\n\n\nCup Holder Warmer - Keeps your beverage warm.\n\n\nKey Finder - In case you got to your car before you realised you have no key.\n\n\nEgg Timer - For timing how long to boil your eggs.\n\n\nHide/Run/Stay - Will make a quick decision for you on what to do in case of an accident or other situation.\n\n\nSunglasses Dispenser - Automatically places sunglasses on your face while driving in sunny conditions. Can also be used for removal.\n\n\nRetreat! - Finds quickest route to get out of your current situation. Will use any available routes even if they aren't conventional. \n\n\nAmphibious Mode - For when you mistake water for land somehow. Many car features will be unavailable in this mode. Only recommended for emergency situations.",
"Gotcha, Harry",
"Yup, I am. If you find this funny ur dumb.",
"Is this what George R.R Martin is doing instead of writing a new book?",
"I know why you made the statement, and you're not incorrect in stating that Florida (particularly Miami) sees a lot of dynamic traffic. Keep in mind it's one of the biggest transport hubs between NA, Europe and SA, which accounts for a big chunk of that. Disney is the other big thing, otherwise nobody would set foot in Orlando.\n\nNo tourist from Norway will say \"Gee honey, I was thinking of doing our holiday in Tampa next year, I heard it's gorgeous and has fascinating museums\". \n\nIn the literal sense though, your statement is incorrect, no city in Florida is even close to the top 20 most visited cities in the world. Here's one [source](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/travel/galleries/the-worlds-most-visited-cities-where-does-london-rank/bangkok/) for 2017, you can do your research on it if you care, but even interest in Disney World has been declining a lot globally. \n\nAnd I only made the joke because a statement like \"nowhere I'd rather be\" is telling me you haven't seen too many places in the world yet, or you wouldn't be thinking that. I come from a shithole, it's okay to be honest with yourself :P",
"Does it open in half a second? Seems he should have noticed it right away",
"I'm on mobile so I can't easily prove it, but I think it's an older Volvo. The Volvo 940 has the sunroof and defrost button right next to each other, right next to the ignition.\n\nCan someone do some Google magic and find a good interior shot?",
"Ditto but with a phone book.",
"This is the kind of picture that can make you empathize hard but also make you laugh at the same time",
"That is a look of profound disappointment. ",
"Two chicks at one time",
"and that is why you always clean your car of snow before entering, unless you are there just to put on the heat to ease the cleaning.",
"\"Won't...Stop...Hurting...\"",
"I have done this too. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eFmuO6xJ36g",
"Do you, in fact, have four viruses?",
"I'm surprised it actually opened.\n\nMine just freezes all the time, I guess that's a special feature in winter. ",
"The worst part is the mosquitoes. ",
"That seems like poor button placement to me...who puts the sunroof button and the rear defrost button in the same area??\n\nThe few vehicles I've been in that have a sunroof have the sunroof button on the ceiling of the vehicle, usually forward of the sunroof itself, and the rear defroster button is down with the rest of the HVAC controls on the dash!",
"This image has now replaced my internal mental image of everyone who comments on Reddit! ",
"Hey, that I can understand! I'm from Illinois and desperately want to move to the mild weathered west coast, yet every time I get back from a trip there I feel so relieved to be home. Who knows where life will take us!",
"Well? Are you going to tell me what happens or what?",
"Hey this guy's been in every car ever made, cool! Can you do an AMA? ",
"> Ontario gets to 45c sometimes.\n\nWhen is the last time it was 45°C in Ontario? The all-time record high in Toronto is 40.6°C. \n\n>I've been to Florida many times and it's never warmer than that when I go.\n\nI've been to Ontario many, many times and it's (obviously) never warmer than that when I go there, either.\n",
"Not all Swede cars, my Saab has the sunroof controls on the roof, rear defrost is a button on the front panel near the climate controls.",
"Thrillho",
"You really did that for karma?",
"The em*pha*sis is on the wrong syl*la*ble",
"Is it Monday in Alaska? Cuz that's a Monday occurrence for me, ",
"I don't give any fucks anymore. I hated this cold winter. The wind chill froze my pipes. I'll take the humidity and 106 degree weather. Thanks.",
"Does the sunroof operate at light speed? Because there must be at least 1-2 seconds to realise that's the wrong button pressed.",
"You're right, and I guess the reason I made the statement in the first place is I didn't get your joke. Certainly interest in the theme parks has declined as they have aged. Thanks for the source. And you're correct that I haven't visited many places in the world - only destinations in the US and Canada. I would like to visit Europe because French, Italian and German languages are part of my study. However I am being honest with myself. I did *not* say \"nowhere I'd rather be.\" I said I have not *yet* visited a place I'd rather be. I'm aware there are nicer destinations than Florida, although I wouldn't call it a \"shithole.\" I like my home, even if you don't like yours.",
"Also to not create a massive cloud of snow 300m behind you when driving so everyone has to drive completely blind. ",
"yeah my bad i use meme way to liberally.",
"Getting the Christmas tree off my minivan last year, I double-clicked the unlock button on my keyfob, which rolls down all the windows. I forgot that it also opens the sunroof, and didn't notice that it was open a crack when I got the tree down. We had a pretty good snowstorm that night, and when I went to clean off the van the next day, I had a pretty good ridge of snow right across the front seats. I hit the button to close the sunroof, and the snow that had fallen in the rails packed down and blocked it from closing. When that happens, the sunroof opens fully, so it ended up dumping the 6 inches of snow from the roof right on me, just like this guy. It took me about 20 minutes (while it's still snowing, mind you) to clear the rails enough to get the roof to close. I ended up having to shovel/sweep out as much snow as I could, dry what I could with a towel, then I cranked the heat up to MAX, stripped down to a t-shirt, and drove around until the interior dried out. Surprisingly, there was no permanent damage other than a small water stain on the headliner.",
"Hahaha",
"You should definitely download whatever they want you to download to clean your phone/computer up. ",
"Which one? My sunroof is on the roof, and rear defrost is on the dash...",
"Lol ",
"I slid on my ass down my entire lengthy and hilly driveway this morning due to black ice. I feel your pain. I even had to walk back up it and go change cause my work clothes were soaked. Sigh. Winter sucks this year.",
"I'd like to see a picture of the buttons... is there a vehicle with the sunroof button next to the defrost button? ... sounds weird? 🤷♂️",
"Thanks, and you.",
"He looks like Alaska. ",
"No, we have a [Jim Bob](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Sij8Mt9RL_M) now.",
"Does your sunroof open instantaneously?",
"Not a problem Sherri.",
"How can you people possibly fall for this? r/quityourbullshit",
"Hang in there! If you ever need someone to talk to send me a pm. ",
"Fun fact: it's not. \n\nThe northern border of California is at 42 degrees north. Toronto is at 43°42' north.",
"At least you have a sense of reddit about it!",
"Are there cars where the sunroof button is not up on the ceiling, but rather near the defroster button in the dash?",
"The speed of karma",
"\"But momma, momma said that alligators are so ornery cuz they got all them teeth and no toothbrush.\"",
"I’ve never seen a car where the controls for those things are anywhere near each other. I don’t see how it’s possible to make that mistake. ",
"You look like an older Jack Pattillo. ",
"That's fair, glad you like your home, after all, it's you that lives there so it's you that has to like it. I do hope you get to visit more places though, as you do, it's inevitable that you'll start thinking \"Damn, this place is nice, I could see myself living here\". \n\nThe more places you live in, the more objectively you can judge the pros and cons of each little corner of the world.",
"The people who deny science the most seem to be getting hit hardest by it's effects.",
"Aww... Sweet dude, here’s to better days. I bet your face is brilliant when you genuinely smile. Please let something make you do that ASAP! ",
"Jim Royal?",
"Do y'all really get paid to keep living in Alaska? ",
"This begs the question, why would you have a sun roof in Alaska?",
"I'm from Norway, so needing to scrape ice off the hood or the roof of the car isn't rare. I have not scratched the paint on my car yet. Just get a propper ice scrape. And the aestethics of your car is not worth more than other people's safety on the road. ",
"He used jelly smacks. Regular snacks would've taken it off. ",
"You're absolutely right. I really hope to visit Europe.",
"Shit, I’ll hug him too.",
"Is it not law to clear the roof of snow before driving in alaska? ",
"You look gold. Have this upvote to keep you warm. ",
"Is it really snoowing that heavily or did you not remove all the snow from the roof before driving?\n\nit's always good practice to remove built up snow from roof and windows. Any snow left on the roof can come down while driving and obscure your view. It may be too dangerous to pull over and remove it and be too heavy for the wipers.",
"At what point do you say \"fuck this\" when living in Alaska and finally move? This would be mine, probably.",
"It's actually the mechanics of snow that can make this happen. It doesn't have to instantly open!\n\nAs the sunroof opens, the snow stays in place. It's packed and semi-frozen. At some point as the sunroof opens more- maybe even after it's all the way open - the snow loses enough supporting structure underneath that it can no longer stay a sheet and just collapses. Depending on if the snow was particularly wet and frozen, sometimes this can happen 10 minutes after you opened the thing and the heat from the inside of your car finally melts it down.\n\nSource: lived in Nebraska for almost 30 years.",
"TIL in Alaska, sunroofs open so fast.you can't reactb quickly enough",
"See you have a reasonable excuse. Its the people who've lived in snow for +20 that piss me off",
"We've had temperature swings that size within 36 hours in Virginia just in the last couple weeks, heh",
"doesnt a sun roof open very slowly and make an OBVIOUS noise that of course come from above your head? im sry but you gatta be some kinda stupid. unless you have the only sunroof on earth that just shoots open like a bat outa hell...",
"Hijacked: I'm glad they're next to eachother.\n\nThis isn't what happens when you make a mistake. This is what happens when you're a selfish idiot who doesn't clean off his roof before getting ready to drive.\n\nHe could also have just been warming up the car with the intention of fully cleaning off the roof, but by the number of idiots with snow on their roofs it could be either. ",
"I'd try to stay far away from that person or I'd end up buying a healthcare plan, and I'm Swedish...",
"Hit me up for a beer if you ever visit Austria, you can slap me with some \"this place is the wurst\" jokes as payback!",
"*snow roof",
"I think from this on out he willl check twice before pushing",
"Yer a blizzard, Harry.",
"Wait, how are those buttons even close together?",
"wouldn't that technically make it a snow roof?",
"I don't understand why I had to scroll down to find this comment. ",
"You don't know humid until you've lived in Houston",
"r/watchpeopledieinside",
"Relative to what? Even if we're talking about the latitude it is FAR from extreme. It gets warm a couple days each year? That isn't the same as 105 for a month straight like Arizona gets. ",
"What car has the sunroof button next to the defrost button?",
"Trying to find a water leak on a Cherokee Grande' I finally wound up at the sunroof. Upon pressing the open button to shift it a bit it went full automatic and *opened all the way*. I've never seen a waterfall from a dead start. From underneath.",
"Not Sure about that.",
"It's still good after that. I've been on the receiving end plenty of times and as long as the snow doesn't have ice in it, it just explodes when you drive into it. ",
"I was having a shit morning but this made me laugh and feel 10x better. Haha thank you. ",
"My husband's car has both a remote start and for some reason a remote \"open the windows and sunroof\" feature. I accidentally hit the button sequence for open the windows and sunroof when I was trying to warm the car up under 6 inches of snow. Fun times.",
"I'm surprised the driver was able to remain so calm. I would be audibly furious.",
"really.",
"I wish I understood the American medical system. I would have loved to help. The best I can say is that I'm sorry for what you're going through and I hope things can turn out the best for you.",
"He didn't sign up for using his car? Your use of that phrase makes no sense here.",
"That’s the face of “I’m gonna push this button and get karma” ",
"once again proving sunroofs are less than useless",
"We had that swing literally in the last 24 hours here in Kentucky.",
"I've been revealed for the fraud that I am!!! ",
"Move to Florida",
"\"Because a vision softly creeping....\"\n",
"Why was the shade thing open? Seems fake to me.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Did you know Timothy Treadwell? ",
"This so much. I live in Finland and the summers are really hot. Also even today it was extremely sunny when I left school. However in northern Finland/Lapland there are places where there really is no sun at all 24/7 for some time in the winter. That's however really rare and a really low amount Finn's have experienced it.",
"Nah, that is the face of someone who wants their pic to be viral.",
" Just like Cleveland Brown in the bathtub",
"Cartographically rekt",
"r/TIFU",
"I hope you are just kidding.",
"I HATE people who don't clean off their car before driving it. I hope there's a special cold place in hell for you. ;) ",
"The mistake of not cleaning off the damn snow from your vehicle like you're supposed to so you aren't snow blasting someone behind you / throwing dangerous slabs of snow & ice at windshields.",
"If the day is the warmest of the year in an area, then that's an extreme. That's all it means.",
"Wife got a new Jeep Cherokee and was so excited about the panoramic moon roof...she did this exact thing to me trying to open the loft gate.",
"Hay 🌾🌾 you're not Beinggewd",
"Huh, I thought the temperature in the summer would reach 25 at most. I don't think 30 is extremely hot, but it certainly is hot. What place maintains above 30 during the summer?",
"You look like what I think of Alaskans looking like.",
"That dude looks like fat Chuck Norris ",
"I understand this is Alaska. But fuck people who get on the road without clearing the sheets of snow on their car! Had a minivan dump it's snow pile in my windshield doing 70 in a freeway! Its almost criminal...",
"OMG XD OP!",
"Until you come down under and experience an Australian summer.\n\nIt melts seatbelt fasteners.",
"It's not like it snows it Sweden or anything...",
"Jesus that's funny... But I'm not too sure why. Meh, that's always the best kind of funny!",
"How do you know his parents didn't use birth control?",
"I love love love that hot sticky sweaty wet...country",
"I've never seen a car where the rear defrost is anywhere near the sunroof. Does that really happen?",
"*Hypothermia ensues*",
"Some places go above 40 C, hottest on record was 45 C in Sask. Absolutely insane temperature changes, + 40 C in Summer, - 40 C in Winter. \n\nI'm sure there are many other places that are often above 30, but in my experience a lot of interior BC stays hot for most of the summer:\nKelowna BC,\nPenticton BC,\nGolden BC,\nInvermere BC,\nDrumheller AB,\nMedicine Hat AB,",
"How is it your sunroof isn't frozen shut 🤔",
"LOL! \nI'm sorry :( I'm not laughing at you just the situation is comical. Kinda like when Micheal Scott burned is foot on his George Foreman grille. Or the time he fell into the koi pond. \nI hope your day/weekend gets better ",
"But the fool on the hill\nSees the sun going down\nAnd the eyes in his head\nSee the world spinning round",
"I remember visiting these Thai temples in early August and had to cover up my arms and legs. Even natural fibres like cotton and silk got super uncomfortable and sticky within 5 minutes. I developed this posture where I walked slightly bow-legged and my arms similarly curved outwards from my torso so I could minimise anything touching my skin. I looked ridiculous and I didn't care. ",
"I read that like Cleveland falling from the second floor in the bathtub",
"I've been lied to! Thanks haha",
"But you have to live in Florida",
"He needs to chill out. Got too excited there.",
"r/watchpeopledieinside",
"This man deserves a hot chocolate ",
"Name checks out, carry on!",
"He later passed away from hypothermia. RIP Alaska bro.",
"Looks like instant Karma for not taking the snow off of your roof",
"\"You should look in the mirror, then\"\n \n-your parents, probably-",
"It’s cause the cold builds character and Florida has none. ",
"So does mine, and you can also stop it from opening at any time. OP knew what he was doing and wanted the karma. ",
"“I’ve made a huge mistake.” ",
"With climate change, you could see lizards moving northwards too. ",
"This is why the sunroof controls should be away from all other controls. My car has it all by itself above my head.",
"Buddy deserves it. \n\nBecause you know this bozo has spent decades driving around without cleaning off his roof, leaving a snowy cloud behind him that prevented everyone from seeing where they were going. ",
"John Goodman? I mean, he is a guy from the big Lebowski, but I don't think of him as \"the\" guy from the big Lebowski. Also I remember seeing a pic that he's skinny now.",
"Dont have a sun roof in Alaska.",
"That’s the face of *Paul Giamattis twin* making a mistake. ",
"Wait, what? I was thinking Antartica levels of cold all year.",
"Can confirm, just moved from south Florida to new England, did you know it's winter?",
"Amazing",
"Being in Alaska, it's probably a Subaru.",
"Well, it's bright out, but clear days are hit or miss.",
"This could replace the microwave kid ",
"Had a similar experience when I was 17. Spring was in full swing here in Canada and when it's +5 outside after weeks of -40 it may as well be summer. So I was about to drive somewhere and before I backed out of the garage I opened the sunroof because why not? It's friggin' nice out eh! I guess the vibrations from our shitty garage door rattled the snow loose on the roof because as soon as I backed out I got buried in a mountain of slush. Mom wasn't angry, just disappointed. ",
"Like the bad guy getting crushed really really slowly",
"VA Beach, where you can experience all four seasons in a day",
"There has never been a car that has a sunroof that opens quickly enough for this to happen and I call bullshit.",
"Hope you’re doing okay homie ",
"Also what happens when you aren't a responsible driver and don't clean the snow and ice from the top of your vehicle.\n\nI hope this helps.",
"Alexa, you embarrass me.",
"Real question here: when it turns into Floridian winter, do you wear more clothes or is it 24/7 tshirt weather?",
"Arizona checking in.",
"https://youtu.be/f389hIxZAOc",
"It is Jack Fattillo ",
"The reason why it is illegal to drive with snow on top of your car is because it might fly into other car windows not because you might open sunroof and get covered in it.",
"Sounds like terrible design.",
"> It's the \"so, it's gonna be one of those days\" look.\n\nOne of those days? \n\nI just opened the coffee maker (first 10 minutes of arriving at work) scalding hot water and coffee grounds fly all over me, burning my left hand and chest. I clean up the mess on the counter floor all over the front of my shirt. \n\nI pop a breakfast snack in the microwave heat it for 30 seconds and since I'm now away from my desk too long, I grab the snack out of the microwave, it flips onto the back of my hand burning me with molten topping which instantly solidified on the back of my hand. One hand has first degree burns and the other second degree. \n\nI go back to my desk, receive a phone call from HR and discover the fill action for my three vacancies has been canceled. \n\nI'm sitting here pissed off and in pain. \n\nFuck, why did I come to work today???",
"Are Alaskans skeptical about climate change? ",
"\"Just go back to bed, and start over tomorrow\" kinda days",
"They say that everywhere I've been to in the Southeast",
"How do you know someone is canadian",
"Ooh, that’ll leave a mark ",
"I live in Australia and we don’t use the sunroof that much. It was 40 here the other day and we didn’t even touch it",
"He looks like a younger Carl from UP",
"Ricky Tomlinson dead ringer ",
"If only tifu had pictures",
"It can't rain all the time. It'll get better. Promise.",
"If they were paying attention they probably couldve slowed and avoided that direct hit. ",
"Superb ",
"Somewhat of a PSA - clear the snow from your car before driving. Ignoring the obvious issues with visibility it can be a serious hazard to other drivers if - that is, when - it blows off. There's nothing fun about colliding with a Nissan sized snowball at 50mph.",
"My take away from that list is to not live in Western Canada if I don't want huge swings in temperature.",
"what, you put on granny glasses?\n",
"Okay, but... I'll set the sun roof on fire",
"Subarus don't have the buttons near eachother",
"Major design flaw. Car company needs to think about a recall or face a class action suit by the owners of the model car",
"And this kids is a classic example of somebody with no sense of humour not understanding subtle sarcasm.",
"Well you can always try smacking it with the brush a few times. ",
"Well, it depends on the person. Personally, I wear t-shirts or an oxford button up with the sleeves rolled up, with blue jeans, all year long. If it's summer and I'm outside for an event all day, it's 50/50 if I'm out in jeans or shorts. (Follow temperature references are in Fahrenheit, obviously)\n\nWhen it's REALLY COLD (<30), I may put on a leather jacket, if I'm going to be outside for long. I'm a bit weird, though - when I was in Minnesota for Christmas, for example, and it was -8 with -20 and below wind chill, I was in a t-shirt, blue jeans, hightop kicks and a leather jacket. Didn't bother me, but I wasn't outside for more than 5-10 minutes at a time.\n\nConversely, there are many, many people who legit wear fur if it's below 70. My mother will wear layers if it's below 70, and she grew up in Minnesota. She absolutely HATES the cold.\n\nI still go jogging in gym shorts and a tank top, so long as it's 40+. I usually do the same route, but I'll cut it back to 5 miles if the sun isn't out.\n\nThe big factor for some people isn't the temperature, but a combination of wind speed, humidity, and sunlight.\n\nThe others though, yeah, you'd think it was snowing outside just because it's in the low 50s or high 40s. I fucking love it though, so. ",
"No Rugrats",
"Why get a sun roof in Alaska in the first place?",
"Thanks. I actually have been mainly depressed because I'm terrified of my OB and feel trapped. I actually do Vitmains D and a sun lamp most days. The joys of being a redhead is you don't absorb VitD well.",
"I thought you said M as in Mancy. ",
"Jim is that you?",
"Did yard work in the Memphis area for 6 years. I agree, it's not the heat but the humidity that makes it so miserable. There were days this past summer where the heat index was 20 degrees above the actual temperature because it was so humid.",
"Oh hi there! I lived in Cape Coral for 5 years",
"Shit, I thought it was Nier: Automata.\n\nTo be fair, it'd fit right in.",
"\"some places\" being only southern BC?",
"Thought the Swedes were better than that!",
"Having complications with my pregnancy. Doctor literally was yelling at me in office today. Complication is not because of something I can control, but is a medical condition that he isn't treating.",
"There's part of the Azores where it's like 73F year round.\n\nThe real estate prices are unreal (for modest dwellings on remote islands with not that much of an economy).",
"Yeah, you'll get through this /u/sjgw137! Every journey of 1000 miles begins with a single step. Laughing at this post was that first step. Don't ever stop finding the joy in life's little moments and know there's a way through every hardship :)",
"Although, the way this year has been, it could be NC, too!",
" Don't stop don't stop, don't stop don't stop cause it's so nice..",
"I think found one but Idk how to put a link in text, but heres the link. https://goo.gl/images/JPGAUR",
"Where the fuck is your sunroof button? Or for that matter your rear defrost button? I've never been in a vehicle where they are remotely close together. ",
"The \"sunshine law\" makes a lot of police activity (including arrest records) public knowledge.",
"Clean your roof off.",
"r/watchpeopledieinside",
"Older jack patillo ",
"I think he just called us the empire. Checks out.",
"I wish this was an automated feature to combat all those fucks that don't clear the snow off their roofs. ",
"You must watch a lot of sitcoms.",
"Found this [pic](https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe)",
"Thank you. I think I'll be ok in the next few weeks when I can exercise again and I'm away from my crazy ob doctor. Right now, I'm just doing all I can to do day to day.",
"Why do you even have a car with a sun roof in Alaska?",
"Thank you <3",
"I can see a meme here ",
"Looks like an older design. [Pic](https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe)\n\nedit: This is from an 850, based on the forum where I found it.",
"Guy looks like a cross between Ricky Tomlinson & Jack Pattillo ",
"If you can find a car that has the sunroof button within 7 inches of the rear defrost I'll suck a dick",
"Reddit.making me cry because this is a random place that shows good in the world through all the noise of it's problems <3",
"LPT : Better duct tape the sun roof button on trip to Alaska.",
"Tons of them",
"That's the face of Jim Royle!",
"This was my first thought... but then thought nicer cars had it somewhere else!",
"Great choice of quotes. One of my all time favorite movies.",
"Sun roof? In Alaska? Ooooooook",
"It’s like the burnt ramen kid 😂",
"Chuck Norris has really let himself go.",
"Holy hell, my new favorite tune.",
"Oh wow 😂",
"Defrost?! More like re-frost!!! :))))))))",
"VT here. Went from a 2 week cold snap that had us as low as -40 Fahrenheit (some places in NH were wind chilling down to -100, not joking) to being 40 and raining in two days. New England be crazy.",
"Apparently no one in this thread starts their car to warm it up before cleaning it.\n\n",
"There is not one car where those two buttons are remotely close to each other.",
"They're not wrong lol I just know that VA Beach is notoriously known for it. Just a few weeks ago, we went from \"it's a little chilly\" to \"holy fuck it's snowing sideways\" to \"why does it feel like spring already\"",
"Montana feels your pain",
"I'll back this from Arizona. ",
"Airforce? You fit my brothers' description!! ",
"1998 Volvo, looks like the v90 wagon. Stupid button layout right beside the steering wheel. \n\nMoonroof | Defroster | Hazard Lights",
"/r/memeeconomy does it have potential? ",
"I find this hard to believe Mr. Peabody, my defrost and sunroof buttons are in two totally different places. \nSincerely:\nA Longterm winter guy from Canada. ",
"You also know nothing of summer - arizona",
"*Record Scratch* \n\n*Freeze Frame*\n\n'Yup, that's me. You're probably wondering how I ended up in this situation...'",
"Lol. Thank you for this. And sorry",
"This is the look of someone who was just too damn lazy to move the snow off the roof of his car. ",
"That’s what I was thinking. How did it open fast enough for him to get *that* covered?",
"I did this to a pub ride driver and myself one time reaching for the overhead light. We both got a tip that night.",
"What happened to Bob was a real shame...",
"Are sun roofs really high-demand in Alaska?",
"That should be illegal",
"Or maybe as an Alaskan, OP knows to clean off his roof and he was starting to car and defroster *before* clearing off the snow. That's how I do it.",
"Ah! Technology. ",
"Yeah, I just couldn't think of his name",
"> Also I remember seeing a pic that he's skinny now.\n\nSo's Jack Patillo, albeit not to the same degree.",
"Send help. They won't let us have liquor anymore.",
"Hope you feel better. I was about to write the same thing. ",
"1997-99 volvo, 940 or v90. On the right hand side of the steering wheel the two buttons to the left of the Hazards are for the moonroof and rear/front defroster. \n\nCan't find a pic of it clearly showing, too many low res photos",
"Sir, thank you for this.... Had a laugh, and its been awhile :) \n\n*cool people are always in demand*",
"Not in every car.",
"He's army. Probably was at wainright.",
"Hope you added the TrueCoat!",
"Me too! ",
"Makes sense, he looks like Jack's dad.",
"The local “newspapers” in a lot of the south of police bookings is like a mix of the national enquirer and jerry springer. Mug shots of a bunch of people with ridiculous summaries of their suspected crimes. It seems like it has to be illegal because they’re essentially sentenced in the court of public opinion before there is a trial. ",
"It's hibernating.",
"Well, maybe look at it this way: if you go open your car sunroof after a snowstorm, all that white stuff will help cool down your burned hand...",
"I did the Boundary Waters from Ely, MN and portaged thru customs into Canada in a canoe.... weather was exactly as you described... hot and humid and by night fall if winds changed it was down in the 40-50's easily.... water was always ice cold and best was drinking fresh water from the lakes as we paddled from lake to lake. Sunsets and the wildlife are my favorites, and the night sky :)",
"Population 300,000 - he fucking might. ",
"Living in North Dakota my sunroof and windows were always iced shut.",
"Fake? A sunroof doesn't just open quick enough for that to happen unless you fell asleep holding the switch",
"You look like Bill Bryson.",
">>edit: Swedish, not Nordic\nSouthwestern Sweden, specifically.",
"*cool*",
"This is worse than opening the door to your truck just to watch the snow you were too lazy to wipe off the top of it land in your seat. ",
"Even Santa Claus suffers in the winter...",
"Oh my God you wrote that out perfectly Bwuaa hahaha!",
"Nice yarmulka.",
"Wisconsin is this way too. -20° isn't too uncommon in the winter but neither is 100° in the summer.. ",
"At least the window wasn't broken?",
"Saaaantaaaaaaa ?????? 👋😀",
"Yea this is totally fake as fuck lol. Sad we now have old dudes trying to karma whore it up on reddit lmao. ",
"Whatever you say, Gef",
"I had a honda prelude and I'm pretty sure the control for the sunroof was on the dashboard to the right of the steering wheel. ",
"Yes! It was 60° when I woke up on Tuesday and it was 28° with snow on the ground when I went to sleep that night.",
"Alaska rookie. Everybody knows, when wiping down the car, do the roof FIRST.",
"They're all from New York or New Jersey....ugh.",
"Fake & Gay",
"*giggles at FL's quaint \"summer\" from AZ*",
"lol for real \"extremely hot summers\". Phoenix, AZ.",
"defrost my arse...\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=v2sGEASNr7M",
"Bahaha, you sweet naive Texan.\n\nSincerely,\n\nArizona\n\nBut no really, I remember one time when I lived in Arizona actually having the rubber on my shoes fucking melt because of the heat. The dry heat is easily dealt with if it's breezy or you've got shade, but I'll be god damned if there weren't days where the heat caused some crazy shit to happen.\n\nTexas is pretty alright heat-wise most of the time, but we do get some days here where it's just like your trapped in an oven full of steam.\n\n",
"A wild alaskan bear wakes up from hibernation. ",
"That seems like a fair tradeoff for such a fair temperature.",
"What.... this isnt even a meme dimwit",
"All you need to do is get under a piece of it and the rest will come off. ",
"\"I understand that if any more snow comes pouring out your cunt roof, I’m gonna have to eat every fucking chicken in this room.\"",
"Just... why. What was going through the designers heads at that meeting? \"Hmm let's fuck with them and make them accidentally open the sunroof.\"",
"Volvo s70 I think its close together. [like this](https://i.imgur.com/vLWUikC.jpg)",
"Sure it takes yours 5 seconds to open, but probably takes you 3 seconds to realize and then reach for the button.",
"4runner maybe? Those back windows looks familiar. ",
"Jeff from Moonshiners, is that you? ",
"I was trying to keep in shape when I was working there for a month. I got a few 6-10 mile runs in, but man were they ever slow.\n\nAlso there were a lot of streets without sidewalks near where I was, which was kind of a pain.\n\nBut it was such a cool place, I would love to go back to just visit. That airfare though....",
"But I'm pissed cuz it stays like this",
"This is the same car manufacturer that put the CD changer in the trunk/back in their 90s wagons. ",
"I was thinking the same thing.",
"I'll give you as much as it's two-stage, where a full push opens it all the way. But in all the ones I've driven (not THAT many, but still a few), I've never seen it even close, with the sun-roof opener on the ceiling of the car and the window defroster with the rest of the HVAC controls under the radio.",
"A lot of the time, at least where I live, it will snow during the night and be ice by morning. Unless you wake up at 2 AM to clean your car, that's not an option.",
"Lol I definitely will! Saving this post for future reference :P",
"You should always clear your roof from snow anyway ",
"...don’t most sun roofs open up slowly? There should have been plenty of time to register the mistake...",
"The real question is, why he has a sunroof car in Alaska...",
"Serves you right for not clearing your roof of snow. That’s a serious hazard to other drivers.",
"I'm using this and claiming it as my own. Hope you don't mind. ",
"r/instantregret",
"Ex Minnesota and Wisconsin dweller here. Yeah, made that way-to-early in the morning mistake a few times... It's a shock and this fellow is taking it much better stride then I ever did... Ugh, I can still feel it\n",
"Good that's what you deserve for not cleaning off the roof.. if the snow weren't covering you it'd cause an accident once you're on your way to work asshole. ",
"I’m having a really shitty morning and this just made me laugh out loud (then cry). Thanks OP ",
"Midwest too. ",
"This is crappy design.. those two buttons should not be close to each other.",
"Seriously dude? What if a crocodile flies off your roof and hits the car behind you? Or god forbid a snake!",
"- Mistakenly hit the sunroof button\n- Realize I mistakenly hit the sunroof button\n- The second I realize the mistake, I sit there and dont move, letting it open all the way\n- Then snap a selfie\n\nYup",
"And the ignition next to the seat, so as not to confuse it with the wiper lever.",
"They will, buddy. They will. :)",
"That'll learn ya. ",
"Found this on a Volvo forum, apparently from an 850: https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe",
"Don’t worry, someone else has probably said it before.",
"ffs. its possible he was starting his car so it would warm up while he was busy removing the snow. ",
" Actually in the natural habitat it doesn’t look like this at all. It’s because of the differences in pressure between where it lives and where we live.\n\nThis guy got caught like 2 miles down when he got trapped inside the car and hauled to the surface. That’s why this poor creature looks so unhappy. The change in pressure has deformed him and is probably causing a great deal of pain.",
"\"Well might as well get some Karma out of this.\"\n\n*takes a selfie without knocking off any snow*",
"Also, don’t you need to leave the sunroof button pressed for it to open? I’ve never had a car with defrost and sunroof buttons next to each other nor have I had a one click open sunroof.",
"What is INFO?",
"So... does his sunroof open with lightning speed or something? I know mine is slow enough that I could easily stop it if I wanted.",
"My Subaru has the interior light switch and the sunroof switch right next to each other. Did this twice the first year I had the car and now there is tape over the sunroof switch half the year.... Never again!!!",
"tl;dr: Keep trying. Maybe you just haven't found the right doctor yet. It can be very hard, but it's worth it.\n\nJust a quick note of encouragement: My wife had a debilitating medical issue for a very long time. Having found no answer to why she was in pain that showed any promise of relieving it, we tried a methodical approach that took us from one specialty to another. \n By the time she made it to one particular specialist in a field we had yet to explore, she had had so many tests and exploratory surgeries that refused to help her on ethical grounds and would not listen to her explanation that we hadn't tried his field. The prospect of suffering through another three-month wait to get to one of his peers in the same specialty was too much in that moment, and she began to cry silently as he spoke. Thinking the tears were an attempt at manipulation, the doctor lost it and yelled at her in front of his staff and other patients. She was crushed.\n\nWe went back to her most recent specialist at a urology clinic who had said the last thing they could do was remove her kidney to see if the pain went away with it (maybe 50/50, he thought). He encouraged her to try again with another doctor in the yelling doctor's specialty. When she explained to him what had happened, he got on the phone in front of us at 4:30 in the afternoon and cajoled his friend in the field to see her immediately. 20 minutes later on the other side of the city, we sat in front of a doctor who told us, \"It's one of two things. Either it's your kidney and it has to come out, or it's XYZ, which is simple and easy to treat. Before we let them take your kidney, let's try XYZ.\" The prescription was one pill a day for two weeks. Two weeks later, the pain she had suffered for a decade, and which had reached the point that she could no longer work, was gone.\n\nI don't know what you're suffering, and I don't know if it can be treated successfully, but I do know that it is worth continuing to try to find the right doctor who will do what can be done for you. Don't let this one asshole keep you down.",
"You can come chop down all australian eucalyptis trees in commiefornia, everything is burning. EVERYTHING. This good man can chop down trees right?",
"I've done this in my Subaru...",
"Glad it made you laugh.",
"Cross-post this one to r/CrappyDesign, as whoever put the defrost and sunroof buttons next to each other should be hanged, drawn, and quartered.",
"I know you're joking but the original reason for that was their pathological attention for safety. It was so in a crash the key doesn't get lodged into your knee.",
"I totally imagined Cleveland's voice going \"No. No. No. No!\"",
"is this memeable?",
"Funny my mother said the same thing when I was born ",
"Instant front page post",
"I'm surprised it even opened",
"First world problems ",
"\"Fuck this is cold. I hope my phone stops glitching so I can post this for karma.\"",
"\"toot sweet\" is also another name for a candy whistle.",
"Try being a bit further back than 15 ft from the person in front of you ",
"Kinda looks like it formed an igloo style brick and might have fallen all at once but lets not waste anymore of our obviously keen forensic minds.",
"Note to self: clean snow off of car before touching any buttons inside of the car",
"My pleasure, Kerry.",
"Hey! Another Fort Myers Redditor! There’s dozens of us!",
"Only people you endanger are those who follow far too close",
"Not only that, but you would think he’d realize the error within the sunroof opening an inch or two. They don’t exactly open instantly...",
"If it breaks someone’s windshield you’re criminally liable for their injury or death, in most states in the US. Also it often spins up into the air in an arc, keeping it airborne for well more than 2 seconds.",
"Reluctant acceptance",
"What car has rear defrost and sunroof button next to each other? Bullshit",
"30ft is following too close at highway speeds, especially in the winter ",
"Just because his parents didn't plan him doesn't mean he was a mistake.",
"50/50\n\nThe state is ~60/40 Republican and a small sliver of that 60% doesn’t believe climate change is a farce thus making the polling on this specific issue 50/50. But, that sliver that is sensible won’t vote for team blue because of this issue solely.",
"That's the face of a Taxmaster.",
"That's the opposite of defrost.",
"Moneybags over here with his Lincoln town car...",
"That's a very fast opening sunroof...",
"What car has the rear defrost button anywhere close to the sunroof button?",
"Same face as Hagrid and the boy next to the microwave",
"The awesome beard, snow, and a piercing look...Game of Thrones 2019?",
"Hey Phil, what have you been doing today?",
"Okok, once for all, I must get them straight!\n\nTorslanda, Gothenburg, Southwestern Sweden, Sweden, Nordic countries, Northern Europe?",
"Is the defrost by the sun roof?",
"It's not often we see a bearish gentleman on the front page, but when we do, I always look for the \"woof\" in the comments.",
"Where will Floridia man go??",
"Alaska!? You should get a Subaru. The sunroof switch is on the ceiling like any good cold-weather ready car.",
"That’s where my CD changer was for my ford escort.",
"Something similar happened to me. I was a new driver in high school. I was getting ready to drive to school and it had snowed the night before. I was always late, so I wiped the snow off the windshield with my sleeve and hopped in the car. I rolled down the windows to get the snow off them. Then my genius 17 year old self looked up at the sunroof and thought opening it was a great idea to remove the snow off of it, because obviously you need to see out the sunroof to drive safely...",
"Achievement hunting",
"This post reeks of bullshit. ",
"Just put a piece of tape over the sunroof button. ",
"You look like a real Alaskan ",
"Reminds me of a joke. \"God must be a Civil Engineer, because I can't think of anyone else who would place a sewer outlet so close to a recreational center.\" :P",
"WRONG LEVER, KRONK!",
"Ohhhh the CONTROLS, I had no idea what to make of the title until I read your comment, I thought he went outside to defrost the window and hit the sunroof, made little sense",
"Agreed. Ive had several sunroofs and the controls are always behind the rearview mirror.",
"I already did that that!!!!! ",
"Yeah I already commented that it can't be a Subaru because the sunroof controls are on the roof and the defrost is in the middle console.\n\nSomeone who lives in Alaska would have muscle memory for hitting the defroster button, and reaching up to hit the sunroof button wouldn't be done by accident.",
"Triple teens. Like 131415?",
"Meh sometimes it happens. If it doesn't break up when you're hitting the roof softly with the hand it's out of your control. No reason to damage your car for clearing off some icy snow. Not really an excuse, but if people won't tailgate it's not that big of a deal IMO. \nAnd if you don't drive with the heater on full blast for long periods of time it won't slide off the roof in my experience.\n\nLast year it came some snow, melted and then froze forming an icy surface on my car roof. It just wouldn't budge until I hit it with the knuckle. Since it stayed in place I deemed it safe to drive as long as there were no thawing. When I decided to pull in a automatic car washer I had to remove the icy snow. Took about 10 minutes to get a majority of it away. Knuckles and fingers were quite sore after hitting and tearing of the ice. TBH if I wouldn't wash my car I wouldn't remove it either until it thawed.",
"TIL John Goodman lives in Alaska",
"TIL George R. R. Martin dyes his beard and has a sunroof.. ",
"Yep and so you don't kill people behind you. ",
"In what world is the rear defrost button next to the sunroof button? ",
"Its amazing what you can find when you google \"[sunroof opening video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pMphyPz1kXM).\"\n",
"Same when I checked the weather for Ecuador. ",
"No problem, gif",
"You feel it too, don't you?",
"I feel even worse for the moose. ",
"I'm Dead Inside",
"\"bby don't hurt me\"",
"His first mistake was deciding to live in Alaska.",
"Well I mean, not necessarily accurate, I live in Canada, and I’ve come down to Florida in the summer on occasion...",
"Pleasure's all mine, Harry.",
"you should always remove all the snow from the car before starting to drive. Snow might fall down from your roof and hit the guy behind you. on the upside it doesn't fall in such an amount through the sun roof :)",
"You mean to tell me there wasn’t a point where you thought maybe you should turn the sun roof switch the other direction while it was opening? Or does yours just open instantaneously?",
"r/oldpeoplefacebook",
"That \"Download Free RAM\" sounds great. Only suckers would pay for RAM, right?",
"They can launch 10-15 feet in the air. If you're on the highway, you'll get hit even if you are 5-10 car lengths away",
"No idea. I just found this pic on a Volvo forum.",
"Please give back the stolen upvotes.",
"To clarify, the ice flew 30 feet up into air. I was nowhere near the car in question. I wasn't even in the same lane.",
"You grow a beard!",
"Shh I like people thinking we are covered in ice ",
"Finish the fucking books, George! God damn it ",
"My Honda Accord button is on the left just under the steering wheel. You can stop the sun roof at anytime though. ",
"Wipe the snow off the top of your car ffs. ",
"You look like you wanna fucking shoot yourself with a .12 shotgun ",
"Viruses? On *my* computer?",
"Impressive. My sunroof is usually too frozen to budge all winter. ",
"[Someone else took a picture of one](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t32bx/what_happens_when_you_go_for_the_rear_defrost_but/dt9u6t2/)",
"Props to OP for taking a picture before getting out and shaking the snow off",
"I was in Yuma once. A mid summer shower started and the rain poofed into water vapor as it hit the asphalt. ",
"In my country if you don't defrost and de-snow your car, you'll be fined for driving it.",
"This man got snowed on, paused, opened his phone camera and took a picture. Instead of, you know, getting out of the car and brushing the snow off.\n\nI don't understand people anymore. ",
"Trip, mpg, amph, miles to empty \nEct ect",
"I am contemplating why you would even offer a sunroof on cars that sell in perpetually cold parts of the world...",
"What car puts the rear defrost button in the same area as the sunroof controls?",
"Volvo did. ",
"Yassss momma! ",
"You should just label that button re-frost 😂",
"Fun fact Minneapolis Minnesota is North of Toronto, from there it's another 4 hours drive north to the border of Canada. Minneapolis has both over 100 degree (F) days and below 0 days. In any given year we have a temperature spread of 120 degrees. We know rigid winters and we know humid and hot summers. I imagine there is a great part of Canada that deals with the same.",
"TL;DR -- It's a long story, but rest assured I didn't spend a lot of money on it. \n\nA couple years ago my wife and I got into another bad situation and we needed another car. My friend (who passed away now in November) had this 98 Lincoln sitting for sale for like 2-3 years, didn't sell and the problems were mounting. It was more of a hassle for him than anything else so he said I could take it. I got it, fixed it up--a lot of work--and have been driving it ever since. \n\nI got it with no rear suspension (blown bags), a lot of water in the floorpan which was frozen at the time from a leak at the cabin air intake, flat dry-rotted tires, dead battery, dead fuel pump, no AC, nothing but heat because the blend door actuator broke, a bunch of lights out, water in the foggy headlamps, and a bunch of things I can't remember at this point.\n\nI've worked on cars my whole life so this wasn't a deal breaker because the price was right. So pretty much in this order...\n\n* removed all water from the interior of the car and aired it out real good to dry\n* sealed the leak, issue endemic to this car\n* new battery\n* a new fuel pump\n* got all new tires\n* converted rear suspension to coil springs and new shocks\n* changed the oil and filter--which was overtightened and fused, it had to be removed with an air chisel and a lot of work, otherwise I wouldn't mention it\n* Changed pretty much all of the exterior lights\n* Brakes and rotors all around\n* New AC compressor and charge\n\nAnd some things that I forget. Not a ton of money, but a ton of time and effort. It's a good reliable car, except for the 2 times that it blew spark plugs out of the head... both times at really convenient locations. I've had far worse car experiences.\n\nNow this car serves as a memory to the man that was my best friend at this point in my life. He was diagnosed with cancer in August, the only reason they found it was because he had a headache for a couple weeks and his vision started going funny so they did an MRI. They found it metastasized in his brain, bones, and all over the place--the origin was his stomach. Diagnosed in late August and died in November at the age of 32. He left behind a wife and 3 kids.\n\nFuck, I need to go out for a drink. Except he was my drinking buddy. Damnit.",
"Summer don't last 8 months in the mid west. I grew up in Cape Coral, live in NC now. \n\nWhat I think your forgetting about FL is that even though the temp may be higher some days in the mid west and even though the humidity can get just as high, it only lasts a few months and it's not even every day. Florida summer is 8 months long is always in the mid 90's and is always maximum humid.\n\nI never felt or understood what \"dry heat\" was until I was 32 fucking years old... hey it's 95° out but I can breathe and I'm not completely drenched in sweat, wtf?\n\n",
"Yeah this just seems like shitty design. \"Oh let's put this warm weather button next to the cold weather button. Surely nothing can go wrong with that.\"",
"This is posted twice on the front page and I literally went through to comments for the same reason! 😂",
"It’s fucking cold and you’re fumbling for a switch and you hit the wrong one you actually have a second or two as the window drops down before it begins to slide open. By then you’ve lost which button you accidentally pressed",
"That's what you get. I don't deserve to have chunks of snow and ice smashing into my windshield because someone was too lazy to clean their roof off.",
"Are you related to Michael Scott? Why would you even consider the sunroof option in Alaska of all places? Is your other car a convertible?",
"lol maybe",
"Is it achievement hunting season though?",
"Yep, I’d be back to bed after that one. ",
"These guys know what's up. Curtious drivers unite!",
"Trip computer mode select switch.",
"No problem, Other Barry",
"J-j-j-eff O-o-o-h my god! ;-)",
"Have you been to scandinavia? Sunroofs aren't a design priority.",
"Yeah but be careful, that's a slippery slope to downloading cars. ",
"Ctrl + F 'Jack' \n\n...\n\nMY PEOPLE",
"Normally they aren't. In my 06 expedition the defrost is on the dash and sun roof buttons are up on the ceiling next to the sun roof.",
"What if he got in the car in the morning to heat it up before he brushed and scraped everything else, so that he can return to a warm car?",
"Geez Conor McGregor is gettin' thicc ",
"And you are someone who has problems with explaining so you have to imagine explaining to kids.",
"Congratulations, your sun roof wasn't frozen shut?",
"That’s the face of a man who knows he fucked up.",
"That's a pretty big UX blunder IMHO.",
"I heard the fail sound from Price Is Right when I saw this. ",
"The old Alaskan Snow Roof is MUCH better than a Chicago Sun Roof. Rear Defrost? Lemme check Urban Dictionary real quick.",
"Usually the thing is so frozen, i couldn't open it even if i wanted it",
"I thought from the thumbnail you are in a very brightly lit situation",
"Yeah but he likely wanted to turn on the car to heat up/defrost while he cleaned off the car. That's how you do.",
"Says the little guy that didn't understand blatant sarcasm. It's recess time go outside buddy. ",
"Mom!?",
"yeah man ive driven through some really nasty nor'easters in new york, and we've gotten a few feet at a time. ive also done this but i get like maybe a line of snow before i realize. most of the times you just hear the sound and the sunroof tilts before it starts sliding, so nothing falls in.",
"I think he’s used to it",
"r/WellThatSucks",
"And I live here. It's a real struggle trying to lose weight ",
"And that's why the sun roof button should be on, wait for it....the roof.",
"Now you need to have some more goofy accidents to make him/her laugh more. I suggest you step on a rake and take a photo as it smashes into your face.",
"Maybe that'll give you some inspiration to finish *The Winds of Winter*.",
"I feel your pain. I lived in Anchorage and Wasilla for the last 22 Years until this past October. Kinda reminds me of after a big snow and having to open the door to get out the snow brush and have a bunch of snow fall into the car. ",
"Really? Didn't know that. Thanks, now I know where and when not to go",
"Damn lol What a good sport. I'd be so pissed",
"Momma said alligators is so ornery cause they got all them teeth and no toothbrush!",
"Wiretap, not Alexa",
"Just let it go.",
">>I smacked it and smacked with the brush\n>\n>???\n\nNo no, jelly smack is fine but you need to *whack* with the brush, not smack. ",
"And even if you are a selfish asshole, do it so you dont have the snow slide down your windshield when braking",
"Why the downvotes, he’s right. There are a shit ton of people who can’t manage to clear their damn car of snow and odds are this guy is one of them.\n\nDownvotes must be from people that live places where it doesn’t snow.",
"I always dust/sweep my roof off with a car brush at the same time as I chip my windows. I have a sunroof, so this evidence gives me more inspiration to keep it up.",
"My dude looks like Gimli covered in snowdrift",
"“Great!”",
"Doesn’t change the fact that by the terminology, sunroof is stationary, moonroof is movable.\n\nEdit: I looked it up again, and I stand corrected. Sunroof is apparently a roof panel variant of the moonroof, where the top panel pushes up and slides back, usually with no glass; moonroof is where the glass slides in between the layers of the roof.",
"Why the fuck would a sunroof even be an option in Alaska? lol.",
"And you patiently sit there while someone takes your photo",
"> I don't live in Florida now, primarily because of the people that live in Florida.\n\nThis is one of the **exact** reasons why I got the fuck out of there. New England's way less shitty.",
"Just before you go all [Falling Down](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Falling_Down) mode",
"The look of defeat...",
"It shouldn't be called sunroof in Alaska.",
"Oh yeah. With all that tasty food too.\n\nI was working up in the Sembawang Shipyard, and it was kind of crappy right there, but 15 minutes walk I was in shopping mall heaven. So much good food. It was actually a great place to work. And everything was in English, which made my life so much easier.\n\nI bet there's some good options for keeping fit, though. And there are certainly benefits to running in the heat!",
"I got you, Harry.",
"Parts of Alaska have less extreme temperature extremes than Minnesota. Was part of my rationalizing trying it out.",
"That's the look I make before I exit the car, crawl back into bed, and quit the day entirely. ",
"Santa why are you out of your uniform?",
"When the car has 4 buttons right next to eachother: 1. Rear defrost. 2. Sun roof. 3. MISSILE ALERT THIS IS NOT A DRILL. 4. Missile alert test.",
"Actually, it's a thing in a lot of places to check the mugshots from the day before to see who you know. (Looking at you, Key West.)",
"Hey there, we get dry 120 degree summers. -Nevada",
"But it's dry. I'd take 120 over 100 and 98% humidity. ",
"I mean, I'll grant you that, but I don't know of anyone who would colloquially use the term moonroof.",
"You should use tape over the button.",
" We had that kind of swing, in 2 minutes, in South Dakota once back in the day haha. ",
"Define extremely hot.",
"My sunroof buttons are located overhead. The cabin climate control is on the center console. What car is he driving that these two controls are in the same spot? ",
"One of the many reasons why I **always** brush ***ALL*** the snow off my entire car while it warms up. \n\nThe hood, the windshield, the roof, the back window, the trunk, the side windows, the sides of the car...even the back bumper.",
"I mean, it seems like he's one of those people that doesn't brush the roof of his car off and just lets massive sheets of snow fall off as he's driving around... which is both dangerous for other drivers, and pretty bad for your gas millage. \n\nBut maybe he lives somewhere rural enough where that's not really a concern? Still tho, to me, seems like just deserts.",
"“Why do we even *have* that lever?” ",
"> Ha. Reading this, I now realize that all the scoffing and gatekeeping about winter has a twin. I've seen Canadian summers. You know nothing of summer. - Florida\n\n\nmy gf is indian and we visited india, and we both loled. come to india, bitch. youll see real summers",
"Ok, is that by the fucking HVAC controls where the defroster is? No.",
"I would’ve just called into work at that point...the day’s over now...",
"Virginia isn't so bad. Normally July sucks, but our summers are nothing compared to those endured by the poor people in the real south.",
"In Soviet Russia, car defrost you!",
"Never seen a car where those two buttons are remotely close to one another. Sunroof buttons tend to be, surprisingly, on the roof. \n\nYou would think someone from Alaska would know instinctively where the defrost button is. ",
"I love that you used Reddit to share this",
"Alaska is actually pretty warm in the summer. At least compared to the winter. ",
"hubba hubba",
"But first, lemme take a selfie",
"You're a trooper for leaving that snow on your head long enough to snap a pic",
"\"The day will come when you won't be!\"",
"I have never seen a man so defeated ",
"It's kinda a joke but from purely anecdotal evidence. It works disproportionately more for Alaskan cities than any anywhere else.",
"Man, you can have your summers!\n\nI feel like dying when it hits about 80F in Alberta (fairly dry). I couldn't imagine 100+ with humidity.",
"My first taste of the tropics was when I landed in Singapore in the middle of the night. After a couple of hours of chilling in the (great) airport I thought I'd poke my head out the door. WHOOF. Man, I didn't realize you could sweat like that at 3 am.",
"This is fake news. They don't make cars with sun roofs in Alaska. Same with A/C. ",
"What reason could you have for reposting this?",
"Hey look it's .img",
"It’s likely I would have screamed or scoffed depending on the day and just went back to bed.",
"I visited Michigan in July once and needed a light jacket in the mornings. The same jacket is my Mississippi winter coat.",
"The pain",
"Found the Florida guy ... ",
"I've been all over, and two places take the cake for the heat: Northern Aus in the summer, and fucking Sudan.",
"And there *still* isn't sun coming through your roof.",
"I thought \"Ha that looks like Jack Patillo\" and was very surprised to actually find a comment also saying so ",
"Tesla. ",
"You're JUST NOW realizing this? It's your one super power as a Floridian! \n\nSource: grew up nearish to Tampa.",
"Tesla. ",
"Hmmm, why would you have a sunroof in Alaska? I'm sure people have convertibles they can use 1 month a year there too, no matter how impractical.",
"I' sorry if this post is BS to you. Shit like this happens. We had a few inches of light snow after a warm period so for once the sunroof wasn't frozen solid. Yet. The two buttons are separated by one button and in the dark a simple mistake was made. And of course a picture was taken. Who wouldn't want others to laugh at the misfortune of others?",
"Almost true. Everywhere has crazy stories like Florida man but over all Florida sucks. It’s nice to visit I have friends who enjoy living there but the culture and the people are quite different from most of the US and in my opinion not in a good way. ",
"I would love a sunny 30C day in the summer, but they only come with thunderstorms.",
"No. 1 he should have swiped the snow off his roof as it is already a danger that it slides over his window while driving, this added danger of it getting in the car is superfluous.\n\nNo. 2 he took the time to get his phone out and snap a photo\n\nSo the predicament is solely of his own doing. \n\nHe gets no karma from me as he's already sitting in his karma.",
"Caused by bad design",
"Been here have you?",
"Milton.. is that you Milton?",
"You're JUST NOW realizing this? It's your one super power as a Floridian! \n\nSource: grew up nearish to Tampa.",
"PRICELESS!!! ",
"Sure but atleast it still has its genitals, Bob on the other hand....",
"The Alaska version of [this](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/016/646/marvin.PNG).",
"You all may have a different method to starting your vehicle in negative temperatures, but this is standard operating procedure before getting out to brush the snow off. Thanks for your loudly enunciated opinion.",
"So glad i live in texas",
"Having lived in Florida and the Midwest myself I really do think people in the Midwest are just pansies when it comes to heat. Their hot periods are much shorter and they don't typically get as humid as Florida despite what they like to think.\n\nGranted were both just saying \"Midwest\" which in reality covers a lot of ground...",
"Need smarter logic in the sunroof control code: if ambient temp is below certain value, do not open sunroof on first press of button. Override of this is possible if hold down button for 2 seconds or what not.",
"I love how he clearly thought \"no one is going to believe I'm this fucking stupid, I need to take a picture\"",
"You look like the type of guy who lives in Alaska too!",
"I lived in Alaska but I'm from Houston. Let's be real...Alaska's summer is basically a mild springtime where the sun stays out for 23 hours a day. ",
"I'm glad I don't have a sun roof, but I also don't have a rear defrost. That's why I just drive really fast, so there's no one behind me. ",
"That button appears to be air recirc to me. I want to see an image of the over head console on the same car.",
"Damnit I was going to make this joke..",
"Do you ever start the car and turn the defroster on before you do the brushing? That's what was going on here.",
"It makes perfect sense to turn the car on to Let it heat up in extreme temperatures like OP is facing. \n\nOP- didn’t you know! Everyone’s an expert on Reddit!",
"Its conveniently located right next to the sunroof. While defrost option is located conveniently on the dashboard. right next to your orange blinky lights indicated by a red triangle.",
"Its almost like he meant to do it for karma...",
"Thanks for the suggestion. I lived in the UP for five years as a child. I have fond memories of the snow, but never had to deal with it like that since, though Ive also lived in Nebraska and Colorado which get their fair share of snow, but wasnt driving at the time.",
"I'm sorry for your loss",
"I'm not sure sunroof is a very useful feature in Alaska. I'm sure they do get sun, but the number of times it would be non-useful is very high\n",
"Now you’ll really need your rear defrosted",
"I forgot. Thanks for the reminder!",
"> This is why you brush the snow off the top of your car....\n\nI turn on my car and turn on the defrosters while clearing off snow. He may very well have been doing the same as it says he was trying to turn on the rear defrost. ",
"I'll work on that...",
"Hey, Harry!",
"They're European cars so they probably assume you're not a fat retarded fuck",
"You look pretty happy",
"I am considering moving northwards from San Francisco simply because of Freddie. ",
"True, but I'm also a car salesman. It means long hours standing outside waiting for customers to show up, and then invariably they want to see a black on black car that's been sitting on the line the entire day. Reminds me, I desperately need to sell my demo before summer. It's a black on black civic, and it's a manual, so no remote start. ",
"Odd. I've never seen it anywhere but the instrument panel (inside the speedometer) unless it's part of a display screen on the center console.",
"They're separated by the incoming ICBM alert button.",
"Never seen a car with those buttons near each other...",
"Alaskan Jack Pattillo?",
"Santa pls",
"This is why I clean all the snow off my car and roof. It's also against the law here if you don't.",
"You are awesome for posting that!",
"Yeah, if this happened to me on the way to work, I would be very tempted to call in sick. Similar to the day that I walked through a spider web moments after leaving the house. There are some things that just really start you off on the wrong foot.. ",
"He looks like he should speak with a british accent.",
"Just forwarded this to my friend who currently lives in Florida but was born and raised in Alaska. I think he will greatly appreciate this <3",
"From the limited knowledge I have of Teslas, isn't there essentially a giant touchscreen in replacement of the dashboard? If so, unless you blindly touch it, I think it would be pretty hard to mistake the defrost from the sunroof.\n\nBut accidents do happen.",
"I live north of Alaska in Edmonton, Alberta, Canada. There is no sun and no heat. Hence, no sun roofs and no A/C. You obviously just put snow on your head and then got in your car. ",
"I would love to know what vehicle has sunroof controls beside the HVAC controls. ",
"Mistakes were made. ",
"Nah he had five viruses that's why it was fishy.",
"Right beside BC? I mean other than the coast of BC, I can't think of many places in Canada that rarely get snow. ",
"And just like that a new meme is born. Beautiful ",
"Lol",
"Fake. Imagine doing this deliberately then taking a pic for pure karma. What a sad existence. ",
"As someone native to the Deep South, I was surprised when visiting Montreal how warm it was. Granted it was a hot day in mid summer but still. ",
"Its like the start of a Garfield comic",
"This is the face of Monday Morning.",
"I used to live there",
"Fairbanks is finally getting a real winter now. Took until mid January though. ",
"*Territory",
"Except the rear defrost button is no where near the sunroof button on most vehicles ",
"This can't be further from the truth when it comes to ice on the highway. \n\n[I'd say this is a safe distance](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s_QlLxPYPtI). I've seen ice fly off the same way in person. It's rare. I've only seen it twice... but it was similar to this video. The ice tends to go up and cars are covering large distances fast. Going 70mph is about 100 feet per second. If the ice is in the air for 3 seconds you can be 300 feet away from the car in front of you and get hit. Also, people in the next lane could get hit as well. \n\nI'll be honest. It's very much an outlier when considering other winter road hazards... but it is dangerous. ",
"You must not need a sunroof in your boat.\nhttps://imgur.com/a/xOckr\n\n500 miles south would put you either in canada or the aleutian chain.",
"Serves him right. You should always remove the snow on the top of your car before driving or else you'll end up in front of me on the highway and bits of snow will fly back at me the entire drive. ",
"Usually you're about to use your car when you sit in it. ",
"Thanks. Yes, it was still stuck, but at least it came off in smaller chunks before coming off completely.",
"I don’t know who you are but I have the strangest urge to go to Alaska and go on some sort of adventure with you",
"People also think Arizona is just extremely hot all the time. Actually, on second thought, I'd like most people to continue to think that so they don't invade my paradi- I mean, hell.",
"Or.... I’m too lazy to clean off the snow from my roof. I usually let it blow off into the unsuspecting rube following me. ",
"Just know that no matter what you post, there's always assholes on Reddit who will call it fake and gay, insult you, or refuse to believe something for no reason at all. It's ridiculous but responding to them is a waste of energy. Ignore em. Your post brightened my day, Cheers",
"First of all, it's a moon roof.\nSecondly there's no way that the entire glass would open before he would realize that he hit the wrong button. Like maybe an inch or so.\nClearly faked/Staged.",
"This is why I love the internet! ",
"> South of Alaska\n\nFTFY. ",
"What kind of car has those buttons even lose to each other? My car has the sunroof controls on the dome light and the rear defroster on the dash.",
"It’s not everyday when you capture the look in a man’s eye when he dies inside.",
"I went to Singapore when I was 10. It was a bit warm and rainy during the day, but after nightfall it suddenly got extremely cold. I couldn't sleep whole night, morning was super cold. The noon was scorching hot. I haven't seen weather swings like that ever anywhere else in my lifetime. ",
"Chuck Norris doesnt get cold",
"Happy cake day!",
"Well, I hoped I could get more suggestions or advice because it would be more likely to be seen.",
"Thanks. I thought it was funny.",
"Could've been one of the crazy people that live in Fairbanks and work in Clear... But most likely Wainwright or Eielson.",
"Maybe on your \"round earth\", pal. ",
"How does that check out?? I would think he would never make this mistake. ",
"Air Force recruiter was on a long lunch, so the Army recruiter snapped me up.",
"you look sad and defeated :(",
"Sure it's not a snow roof?",
"- OP’s parents (probably)",
"That looks miserable",
"It was Wainwright. ",
"Poor guy :(\n\nI'd hug him \n\nHell, I'll hug everyone on this post!!! <3 <3 <3",
"Ive made a huge mistake",
"My friend showed me this and my first thought was, \"Oh, that's Anchorage snow.\" It's funny how you can tell the difference between Fairbanks and Anchorage based purely on the appearance of snow in a picture...",
"He looks like Jack Patillo.",
"Kif, have the boy lay out my formal shorts",
"Try Cameroon in July dude. There's hot, then there's Africa hot. We had to work outside all day and when you walked out of those air conditioned tents it was like having a bucket of water poured on you every time. ",
"Ugh and it’s so cold today too! The one week we get snow and this happens. ",
"What’s up guys it’s Jack from Achievement Hunter coming at you with another achievement guide! This ones called “I fucked up”",
"#Big text makes you right Tupac is alive in Cuba ",
"This is why most of us in Alaska have an auto start.",
"That was a roller coaster ride. I'm sorry for your loss. As a 32 year old with a kid on the way, this hits close to home.",
"How the fuck does that actually happen theyre two completely different buttons ",
"Edmonton > 53.54624° N, -113.4904° E\n\nAnchorage > 61.21753° N, -149.8582° E\n\nAnchorage is in the southern part of alaska. Round Earth, flat map, 95% of alaska is north of edmonton",
"Are there any days in alaska to use the sunroof? How hot's the summer?",
"Information is that which informs. In other words, it is the answer to a question of some kind. It is thus related to data and knowledge, as data represents values attributed to parameters, and knowledge signifies understanding of real things or abstract concepts. As it regards data, the information's existence is not necessarily coupled to an observer (it exists beyond an event horizon, for example), while in the case of knowledge, the information requires a cognitive observer.",
"Today in Fairbanks it was -35 when I got up for work. If we're lucky, we'll see a high of -20 today. This guy is in Anchorage though, so it's probably around 0 at the coldest... ",
"You're citing literal historical highs, not \"normal\" Canadian weather.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_extreme_temperatures_in_Canada\n\nYou're the ignorant one if you think an odd day in the Summer can be used to make a claim of \"extreme\" heat.\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=Ontario+average+temp&oq=Ontario+average+temp&aqs=chrome..69i57j0l3&client=ms-android-verizon&sourceid=chrome-mobile&ie=UTF-8\n\nDo you need more empirical evidence, or does your need to feel smart outweigh your need to use actual facts? ",
"Santa Clause: Origins",
"Well clear the snow off the roof of your car before you start driving like you're supposed to.",
"Stop mucking about and finish Game of Thrones!",
"The more I look at this the funnier it gets ",
"That makes sense. I see more former Wainwright people moving back than I do former Eielson people. I wonder why that is...",
"We can get near the 80's. Plus mid summer it only gets dark for a few hours.",
"In situations like that is it better to have the window open or closed?",
"He deserved it for not brushing off the top of his car. That’s dangerous for everyone around him on the road.",
"Oh man that'd make the morning commute interesting. ",
"I'm a pesticide applicator so I work outside all day, every day. I've become pretty tolerant of weather though so I'm probably not a great judge of uncomfortable temperature. Also you absolutely can install a remote start on a manual. My truck has both a 5 speed manual and a remote start.",
"What’s that in real temperatures ",
"Summer. Sun doesn't set until past 10 pm. rises between 3 and 4 am.",
"“Here we go again” -.-",
"Rough bringing that up on a Friday dude ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Immediate regret. ",
"Damn.",
"As juice said, that is the old person's phrase in any state. ",
"Wainwright or Eielson, either one I'd be fine with. It's a rough adjustment from city life but a welcome one.",
"I'm not from america but here in England We don't have air con either, I've never seen anyone that does. Only places that I've seen have controllable temperature are some hotels and some office buildings.",
" https://i.imgur.com/nfcHRxC.jpg ",
"Mine is a push button start. And automatic.\nI don’t have to sit on the seat to start it- but I do have to press the brake. Which I can do standing in the door or seated.",
"Let this be a lesson to carmakers. Position of the buttons matters.",
"Check your state laws. In many states you're not required to clean anything, in a bunch it's just the glass, in a minority it's the entire vehicle. Use your best judgment and follow the law. Is a sheet of ice possibly going to come loose at 25 mph or 75? Or is it 2 inches of fluff that's going to blow off before you get to the end of the on ramp? \n\nI'm not going to take a scraper to my paint in the rust belt either but you can probably brush off 90% of it and the sun will loosen it enough to brush off later. ",
"To be fair he probably was just turning on the car so it could defrost before taking off the snow. It's what I do",
"They are making a comparison to weather in regions other than their own, so saying extreme in that example is presumptuous and pretty wrong in my opinion. ",
"Long and lat is round earth lies, sheep. Earth is flat, there's only up (north) and down (south). And Edmonton is above Alaska.",
"I went there for my mothers wedding, I can confirm, Hell to the fucking no thank you pal. Walking out the door is just like hitting a wall of stagnating fuck you air. How anyone coped there before air con is beyond me.",
"“Why do we even have that lever?”",
"If this happens on a Monday morning, your entire week is fucked. ",
"Is the snow on his head white or green!!?",
":(",
"End of a week the high for the day was 70, and the beginning of the week, the high was 15 with a windchill of -8 a few weeks ago ",
"[Sad Trombone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CQeezCdF4mk)",
"I just drive really fast down my road so it all blows off before I get to a main road. \n\n I live in the middle of nowhere and they use so much road salt that the roads are probably not even wet a few hours after a storm, and I'm sure this isn't safe.... But at least I make sure it won't come off in traffic. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"We live in Houston and my wife’s family is in Phoenix and we’ve been out there during the summer a few times. 102 - 104 degrees F here in Houston can be pretty damn unbearable but 112-118 can be more tolerable there especially if there is any shade available. Gotta drink a lot more water there though.",
"Dad?",
"You mean the one where freezing is 0 and boiling is 100. ",
"Your resistance to heat is impressive sir, \"extremely hot\" for me is like..25-30 didgeridoos caterpillar. ",
"Oh, I know it's possible, but my car is a salesperson demonstrator, so I don't own it. The Civic EX-Ts with the automatic transmission all come with remote start, but it isn't even a dealer accessory on the EX-T manuals. I think Honda is worried that customer will try to remote start the car with it in gear. Actually, whoever buys my demo is going to get a steal. The discount for a demo is based on the time you're in it, and I live three miles from work. I've been in it a month and barely have 400mi on it. ",
"What car do you have that those buttons are near each other?",
"At least it's not Monday.",
"We get a cool ski hill.",
"Volvo",
"Looking like it's not the first time that's happened ",
"Absolutely. That surprised me when I went to Denver. I was always thirsty. Also constantly out of breath for the first few days. ",
"Absolutely. That surprised me when I went to Denver. I was always thirsty. Also constantly out of breath for the first few days. ",
"When the roof started opening why didn't you reverse it? Fake.",
"How hot is \"extremely hot\"?",
"Serious question -- what kind of car? I don't think I've ever seen a car where the sunroof button is anywhere near the rear defrost button. Usually the sunroof controls are on the roof.",
"You’re supposed to clear off the top of your car OP!!!",
"Serves him right for not clearing off the roof before driving, which everyone should do.",
"Haha! Instant karma for laziness. You got the snow instead of the poor person behind you on the highway.",
"F-un roof button?",
"Seeing as how sunroof controls are (probably) always in the ceiling and the defrost button in on the front climate control cluster, I call bullshit.",
"Damn Swedes",
"I feel bad for Bob's wife.",
"Oh that bear just woke up from his hibernation angry! Better stay out of his way.",
"Kevin James lives in Alaska now? ",
"This made my day. Thanks for inadvertently taking one for the team so we could all have a smile today.",
"good thing your opinion doesn't matter ;)",
"I imagine your voice being like the yettii from the first monsters inc. ",
"That’s what you get for taking so long to finish “A song of fire and ice”",
"He looks like he's in peace with the decision he has made.",
"This is what happens Larry",
"It's an affront to God to live there. He clearly didn't want us to live there.",
"That's one pissed off bear.",
"Should be the same button, date will determine what it does.",
"Oh shit, that must have been a sight! Did you do the \"Golden Gate\" segment vegetarian or with meat?",
"Don't go anywhere until spring. ",
"Because they aren't and the post is a lie. \n\n",
"He info a cold day if he pushes the wrong button.",
"60 and 28 degrees",
"What do people do for work in Alaska besides fishing and oil ? ",
"I actually used a position called “Montana to Rice”.",
"The face of a man who for some reason has a sun roof while living in Alaska ",
"32 degrees Fahrenheit is freezing.",
"Heh HEY",
"It's a Chinese car actually.",
"Just about everything there is everywhere else. A lot of airport/freight. IT. Quite a bit.",
"Chuck Norris has really let himself go",
"Well, as you get in the car to start it and begin the defrosting period, that allows your vehicle to warm up while brushing snow off. FYI.",
"Watch out for your cornhole, bud!",
"That's why I said 'designing'. It's owned by Chinese company, but HQ still sits in Sweden.",
"You don’t look very happy there, do ya?",
"John Goodman has really let himself go. ",
"They do that ***now***. Modern cars are like that. \n\nSince this is Alaska, my guess is that this is an older vehicle. Having buttons next to each other that have no business being near each other used to be a thing. ",
" That’s some seriously crappy IX design.",
"We're 90+ for most of the summer in Idaho. It's very dry though, which makes it tolerable. Grew up in the Midwest with humidity. Fuck that ",
"Who the hell has time to take a picture at a time like this? It's almost like: here's me in an avalanche, gotta take a selfie.",
"We have sunroofs, don't see them used much though",
"My aunt lives in Anchorage. This is like 50% of her facebook posts, updating the world on how some random resident in AK is doing, straight outta /r/oldpeoplefacebook. This all despite the fact that she's from Texas and most of her 100 or so FB friends are just her family members. It's funny to hear it's a common thing.",
"This is what he gets for not brushing snow off the top of the car. \n\nSeriously. Don't he that jackass.",
"One summer in Michigan there was some crazy weather system passing by. Eating junk food in my friends car and we watched thermostat drop from the 90s to the 50s in a matter of 10 minutes. Then it started hailing, but only in a very isolated part of the township. Then the temperatures went back to normal. Never seen anything like it",
"Santa? ",
"fluffy snow won't damage your car and can't really count as \"debris\" ",
"Shouldn't it be called the snowroof up there?",
"You sound like the type of person who gets angry for no credible reason",
"The amount of snow that fell on him from his roof doesn't look \"hazardous\" to me. lol",
"I lived in AK. After 4 years, I reasonably decided I’d had enough. My car looked like the DeLorean hitting 88 mph on the way out. ",
"You'd be correct. Based it off something similar from Family Guy!",
"Isn’t he Yukon Cornelius from Rudolf the Red Nosed Reindeer?[Yukon Cornelius](http://christmas-specials.wikia.com/wiki/Yukon_Cornelius) ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Is there a subreddit for this?",
"Live in New England, this is the answer. Car takes 10-15 minutes to heat up so you turn stuff on while you unbury it from snow.",
"User name does not check out",
"Worth the karma ",
"Thank you, other Barry",
"I’ve had plenty of cars with sun roofs; just never had one with one that worked. Hello duct tape, my old friend. ",
"> those two buttons should be nowhere near to each other.\n\nWas my first thought exactly - every single car with a sunroof I have owned or have driven the sunroof is *ALWAYS* on the roof close to the rear view mirror. \n\nAccording to others ITT, Volvos are notorious for having these two buttons close to each other and obscured by the steering wheel. Which is shocking considering Volvo's reputation for both safety and being well designed (was probably the one thing they allowed Fred Volvo, the idiot great grandchild, design).",
"Isn't the roof button near the roof ",
"... arnt back window wiper controls usually on the front windshield wiper controls and sun roof control are usually... on the roof?? ",
"So did 94k other people. Don’t let the hate get to you. They are the miserable ones trying to spread their negativity. Hope you have a warm rest of your day! ",
"Interesting, I have heard about it, but I can't find room for 15 cubic meters of it, together with the air conditioning required.",
"I think you vastly underestimate the stupidity of automotive interior designers. ",
"I immediately regret that ",
"Well... not all of it fell. Snow usually falls in chunks if it's wet. He probably didn't open the roof all the way. Those open slowly and I'm thinking once snow started falling in he closed it. Last, we don't know how much snow was on top to being with. We also know not all the snow fell in because there is still some visible on the roof.",
"I'm calling bullshit, when has the rear defrost button ever been put anywhere near the sunroof button in a recent vehicle? I submit that this man knew exactly what (karma) he was getting himself into when he reached for that button. I want the truth. I think I'm entitled to it. DID YOU ORDER THE CODE RED",
"Always keep rubber gloves, a bucket, and bubble wrap handy. ",
"https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe",
"The key needs to be in the car, that is what it is detecting. So yes you personally don't need to be sitting on the driver's seat but the key 99% of the time is in your pocket.",
"Even if true, why would he not hit it again to stop it from opening once he realized his mistake?\n\nAnswer: Fake internet points",
"Nice beard though brah ",
"THATS WHAT YOU GET FOR NOT CLEARING OFF YOUR ROOF BEFORE DRIVING DUMBASS!",
"This post sums up Friday mornings.",
"Oh I get how my car works. I just was trying to figure out what car had some sensor you needed to be sitting on to start a car...\n\nSounded weird to me.",
"On our V70 it's on the indicator stalk. Same on the S60 I've driven.",
"Judging from the snow on the windows and rear window, he's probably warming his car up and is going to wipe it off after. If you own a car and live anywhere cold you'd do the same, cause warming up the car takes at least 10-15 minutes if you're in an area that's regularly -20c or lower.",
"It goes Terry next you buffoon. ",
"Have you ever started your vehicle to warm it up before clearing snow?",
"Haha you dry heat Arizonan.\n\nSincerely,\n\n‘Humid-ass’ Mississippi\n\n",
"oof ouch owie my bones!",
"Yeah it gets that hot here, Canada, except for the west coast has insane ranges in temperature. have a look at the temperature ranges in the climate sections of Yellowknife (near the arctic), and Kamloops(a desert area near the U.S. border. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Yellowknife \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kamloops\n\nI've had arguments with people when traveling that you can't even fucking golf here ever, like it's a wall of sudden ice as soon as you leave the U.S. despite the fact that a large portion of us can fucking see the U.S. from where we live on a daily basis.",
"Does everyone in Alaska have a beard? ",
"@,#a my wrist typed that",
"[Feeling after instant regret](http://i.imgur.com/uNjLofV.jpg)",
"But how.. in what car are they even remotely near each other?",
"\"The warmest summer I ever spent was a winter in Southern Florida\"\n--Mark Slain",
"Volvo. https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe\n",
"Jack Patillo",
"Hey dude, if you’re the OP in the pic forewarning your post is going viral on Facebook so I saw your name. ",
"Kind of looks like a chubby, hairy, and nice Walter White. ",
"The old Mercedes car I'm driving has window controls and the open trunk button next to each other. The trunk springs open if you press the trunk button and for some reason you can open it while driving. It's pretty stupid. ",
"Definitely open, closed gets so humid you struggle to breath",
"I love how he braves the cold snow long enough to take a picture",
"As a fellow Alaskan, a week or two back my side windows were frozen shut and I wanted to smoke a cig on the way to work, so pushed the sunroof button. It got about 2 inches open and I got this. Then I closed it, and now it's frozen shut till breakup.",
"Whoa now, humid Mississippi might be uncomfortable, but it doesn't go around melting your damn shoes.",
"Hey. This is a friend of mine. I didn't expect this much traction. I thought it was funny.",
"hahahaha alaska",
"This is why design is important people. ",
"Because life is meaningless and nothing we do matters. ",
"Does your Subaru not have the controls next to the visor?",
"Mine takes like 15-20 seconds, and I did this same thing a couple weeks ago, and I'm in Alaska. My side windows were frozen shut and I wanted to smoke a cig on the way to work. It got about 2 inches open and I got the same thing as OP but less volume. I closed it, and now that's frozen shut until breakup (what we call it when the ice melts in Alaska.)",
"I live in Alaska and I use my sunroof all the time, even in the winter. Just not when there's snow on top. However I did this exact thing a couple weeks ago when my side windows were frozen shut and I wanted to smoke a cig on the way to work. Now my sunroof is frozen shut.",
"Where im from when there's that much snow there's def no way the windows aren't froze shut. (Wi) ",
"):",
"On every car I've come across, the sun roof controls are on the roof, the rear defrost is on the dash.\n\nThere's no way to get those two confused.",
"I should clarify. I reach for the dome light and bump the sunroof. Haha",
"I've never seen the sunroof control be anywhere near the defrost.",
"There's snow literally all over your car, and you were just gonna use the rear defrost? You lazy fuck.",
"I've lived in Alaska my entire life, and I don't have any intention of living any of the other places I've been, and I've been to quite a lot of places. I just have studs on my FWD car in the winter, and the Subaru has AWD and I've been driving here my entire life, and driving in the winter is the worst part about Alaska IMO.",
"Nine thawsand of them.",
"[Peggy Hill on Phoenix.](http://imgur.com/gallery/EnrWs9g)",
"\"most\" ",
"Yeah, thanks. I kind of needed to share that story, even if only a couple people read it.\n\nThe bitch was that he couldn't have known until it was too late, he just never had symptoms until they hit him like a freight train. It all happened so fast. If you went to a doctor at our age wanting to screen for cancer, you'd be questioned about why and if you're not having symptoms then you'd really have to force the issue to move forward. Fate sucks.",
"OP is full of shit.\n\nNot only do sunroofs open slowly, but the sunroof is still covered in snow.\n\nAlso, sunroof controls are typically up by the sunroof and not on the dash. Impossible for the sunroof and defrost controls to be next together? No. But very unlikely.",
"Yeah, but look at the sunroof in this pic -- Still covered in snow.",
"I hope he just gave up and went back home",
"Why is Jack Pattillo in Alaska? ",
"Dad?",
"No. You start the car to get it warming up before finishing removing snow/ice, so that when you're done you get into a warm car instead of a cold one. Everyone knows that.",
"/r/unexpectedRT",
"288 and 270, respectively.",
"Fairbanks represent!",
"Wow that's disgusting, at least listen to the [censored](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7XVFlAjUjNc) version.",
"Usually you sit in your car to turn it on",
"Santa!",
"But why do you have a sunroof?",
"I've been out of town the last few days, how much snow am I coming back to?",
"I do that too, but I've never actually taken so long to remove the snow that it's warm inside my car.",
"Just a few inches",
"Yeah, I had friends from Malaysia visit during the summer. They were surprised.",
"I’m from Texas. It’s hot as fuck in Texas. \n\nWe hold NOTHING on Singapore. Oppressive heat has a whole new meaning there. ",
"Does your sunroom open instantly?? ",
"Sweet justice. That guy was going to drive away without wiping that snow off his roof, leaving a trail for everyone else. If he wiped his car clean, he would have been spared. If there is a god, we finally have proof!",
"Canadian here, went to Singapore last summer. Singapore is pretty much consistently as hot as like the hottest days of summer in Canada. So the heat itself wasn't entirely foreign to me, I'd felt days as hot as that, but the fact that it was that hot every day was what gets you. I played a soccer match at noon as well one day, and that was definitely a scorcher. ",
"Also Michigan style",
"Funny, you don’t seem to be dressed as someone who is about to clean off the car. Which likely means you leave snow on your roof. And if that’s the case, I’m happy this happened. Clean off your roof, it is part of the car too. I’ve already lost a windshield because people are lazy.",
"I can't think of a single car or truck that has the rear window defrost button next to the sunroof button. ",
"Isn't having a sunroof in Alaska like having a sunroof on a Submarine?",
"Also, the snow wouldn't be on his left shoulder, where there is no sunroof above.\n\nMost of the snow on his jacket doesn't even look like it just landed there. It looks smooshed in.",
"My inner Frenchman laughed at \"toot sweet\" ",
"https://imgur.com/a/4VDIe",
"\"this song is so black my computer stole a bike\"\n\nAs always, the comments steal the show.",
"Why tf you need a sunroof in Alaska anyways?",
"Ain’t that about the damndest button placement ever?! All it takes is low light or being tired and you could hit any one of them by mistake!",
"Why would any car have the rear defrost button by a sunroof button?",
"Yeah but you have all that ocean air and water to keep the humidity up so it doesn't get as hot. Call me when your streets melt. - Arizona",
"Looks like an older jack pattillo",
"nice",
"I don't think you understand what humidity means in the heat. I've been in Arizona during the summer, and remember the airport being shut down or some such because the runways were melting.\n\nI would STILL take that over a Florida summer day, save for maybe in the Keys, Fort Lauderdale, or Longboat, and only then if I'm planning to spend all day in the water.",
"As if it would make any difference. If a politician came up and started talking about some crazy climate control idea regulated by the government, in a backwater state like Alaska, I'd laugh in his face.",
"Playing with a sunroom in the snow, obviously. ",
"His expressions says, \"I'm not even mad, just an idiot.\"",
"Tongue in cheek responses are hard to convey over text. Yeah I know humidity makes it 10x worse, I've been to Daytona in the dead of summer and its pretty miserable. \n\nThere's a common saying here in Arizona... \"At least it's a dry heat\"",
"Canadiam. Usually this time of year the windows are all frozen shut until the car and heat has been running a while. If I were to unplug my car right now (block heater) and hop in and start it up, then attempt to open the sunroof, I would be answered by a grinding noise of the opening mechanism trying to struggle against the ice buildup.",
"I live in Winnipeg. My sunroof is frozen shut from December-February.\n\nUsually in November/March we get weather that thaws it enough to open but dear lord why would you?!",
"Honestly, why even own a sun roof in Alaska?",
"“Damn, two days before retirement.”\n\nOr\n\n“I’m gettin too old for this shit.”\n\nBasically anything Murtaugh said after being annoyed by something Riggs did. ",
"Can't really fuck with that rhyme scheme, wonder why these dudes didn't go mainstream...",
"A lot of manufacturers put the CD changer in the back of the vehicle.",
"I honestly can't even tell if it's day or night",
"This is simultaneously the most hilarious and unbearable thing I've ever attempted to make it through",
"Oh. Yeap, definitely missed that intention, heh.\n\nI've actually heard people make comments like that, and it actually is true to a degree - the ocean and gulf do indeed keep Florida cool, and it's why areas in central Florida can get hotter than, say, the Keys, but. Areas like Miami just have it the worst - they've enough land area to heat up despite the water, and they've turned the whole thing into an urban jungle, and it just traps the heat.\n\nPeople give me shit for driving to work despite living three blocks away, but god I can't walk a half block in the summer without being drenched in my own sweat.",
"I really hope your day proceeded more favourably. Curious question. Did you carefully step out and shake?",
"Not all sunroofs can stop in the middle of opening to close. It could be all of it. ",
"I learned this at a young age playing those hunting games on my grandpa's computer. You could go to sunny areas in Alaska and Canada. ",
"That face ahould be a twitch emote",
"WERE ALL JAY NOW",
"I drive my car all the time without clearing off the roof.\n\n",
"It's like the Breaking Bad series finale if it were a slapstick comedy",
"Lmao. Man, that’s rough. ",
"Makes sense, I always just think of those 2 jobs. I envy northerners, leaving in beautiful places. ",
"Would that not happen in Ohio if I had snow on my sunroof? ",
"So much defeat in one picture.",
"YOU'RE NOT MY SUPERVISOR!!",
"I had a friend who was in Wisconsin for the summer, and told somenone she lived in Alaska. The person she was talking to said \"Oh, I have a friend who lives in Alaska.\" My friend had the usual internal eye-rolling response. Then the Wisconsinite said, \"Do you know AnotherStupidName?\"",
"I bet OP won't be one of those people who doesn't clear all of the snow off their car ever again. ",
"You actually take the time to get in and out of your car to just turn it on and leave? Lol",
"I dated a chick who lived in Seattle for a while. When she told me none of the apartments had A/C, I was astounded. Granted, I'm from and live in the south, but still...like, no A/C at all? Not even a window unit? Weird.",
"This is why my cars never have sunroofs... and poverty",
"Let’s be honest he wasn’t going to be able to see through that back window anyway. ",
"I did something similar the other day in bc. It was nice and warm out. so I cracked my sunroof because most of the snow on my roof melted. First stop I came to a solid trickle of water game running and I learned my lesson. ",
"Wisconsin checking in. Been there. ",
">probably fine if there are no chunks of ice ",
"And that’s one more reason why I don’t like Volvo. ",
"Ricky Tomlinson?",
"Thanks :)",
"So... California then. We alternate between a warm spring and a cool fall. $$$ though",
"Extremely hot? \n\n\nI highly doubt it. Sure it might get a little sweaty but that's a bit of a stretch.",
"That reminds me of [this] (https://i.imgur.com/EnrWs9g.png) seems to be an equally awful place to live.",
"Looks like somebody has a case of the Monday's. ",
"Sorry we have the same shared emotion\n. But it was a great laugh.",
"Coal for EVERYONE this year.",
"This is one of those moments that you don't even get that upset. You just take a deep breath in and sigh as you brush the snow off lol. ",
"Lemme guess. It has to open all the way before it can be closed.",
"In offense of the man, clean your roof of snow. \n\nI know, I know... it’s so much easier to leave it up there and let wind clean it for you. /s",
"Awwwwwww! It makes me wanna hug him! And give him hot cocoa. And a malamute puppy to lick his face. ",
"Peter griffin with a beard",
"When scraping off your car, you want to turn the defrost on first. Warms the car, makes scraping it easier. ",
"What happened to that actor? He was hilarious. Come to think of it, whatever happened to everyone in office space??",
"Thanks so much. This all should be over in 1-3 weeks depending on how over due I go. It's just an awful experience having total and complete panic over something that should be happy.",
"you deserved better",
"Santa?",
"I went to Seattle, Wa as a teen to visit my Aunts. They joked i brought a heat wave with me, it was like 85°f. I was so confused about it, but they told me pretty much no one has a/c.\n\nI'm from nor cal, I'm used to 106° weather with a window ac. I cannot imagine not even having that. Also I'm so glad i know nothing about humidity since my heat index is from cali/nm",
"But why would you turn on the defrost before clearing the snow off the windows (as you can clearly see the rear window is covered in snow)? Heating up the car makes sense. Turning on the defrost before you've cleared the windows does not because you're just going to melt the snow that will then freeze and leave a nice layer of ice on your window that wouldn't be there if you'd wiped the snow off first.",
"Coach Pecore?",
"rear defrost AND a sunroof! Awful fancy!",
"In what vehicle are the sunroof and the rear window defog buttons anywhere near each other?",
"What happens when you don't brush snow off the top of your vehicle",
"Where is your red stapler?",
"He gives up",
"first world problems",
"Good thing your time is obviously so worthless that you use it to respond to things you find inconsequential on the internet 8-)",
"More importantly, are there even still wild achievements in Alaska? ",
"No, it's duck season! ",
"Don't know how this hasn't gotten more upvotes, it's the first thing I thought of when I saw him!",
"Looks like the guy from Royal Family",
"The thumbnail makes it look like Jack Patillo from Rooster Teeth is wearing a shirt with a cow print on it",
"*Record scratch*\n*Freeze frame*\n\n\n“Yeah, that’s me. I bet you’re wondering how I ended up covered in snow sitting in my driver’s seat. It all starts a few years ago when I decided to buy a new car.”",
"It's really odd for a few reasons. Adds weight, reduces the strength, adds expense and extra parts to maintain, plus on some models it lowers the headroom in the car so tall passengers will be bumping their heads on it (drivers seat is height adjustable at least). \n\nIf I lived in the frozen north I'd avoid the sunroof option entirely. \n\nWhere I live I actually only get to appreciate the extra cooling and fresh air a few months of the year really. ;P",
"Lol this reminds me of my step grandpa in Alaska 😂",
"That's where just about all of them were...",
"The controls for those two devices are very far apart on my truck. The one for the sun roof is on the roof liner, and the rear defrost is on the dash. What kind of vehicle is this? Sort of an unfortunate design",
"So that it has time to warm up, yea. Why scrape your car first and then get in while it's cold and wait for it to warm up when you can just do the scraping while it's already on and warming up? Then you are warm the second you start to drive.",
"Don't lambast them too hard for that. A significant majority of OEM CD changers were in the trunk in the late 80s and early 90s. They were big and noisy, and double DIN headunits were fairly rare at the time when CD changers were a high end feature. The changers had a cartridge you'd insert all 6 to 12 discs in, then stick that entire cartridge in the changer. You could of course have a few cartridges, and keep them in the trunk.\n\nAdditionally, manufacturers were a little skittish to put them in the cabin because they didn't want to be potentially held responsible if someone caused an accident by fiddling with their changer.\n\nIt wasn't until the later generation of CD changers where you didn't have a cartridge, and you simply inserted each disc one after another that the trunk installed changers started disappearing.",
"Imposter, you’re not alexa",
"I don't see the sunroof button. Where is it?",
"Sun roofs and rag tops open slowly. I can only imagine he discovered his fuck up and frantically tried hitting all the other buttons but he was doomed anyway.",
"I've lived in MN my whole life, I don't think I've ever been in a place that didn't have AC of some sort. At best central air, at worst a window unit somewhere nearby. ",
"Yeah totally staged. Oops, I got snow all over me and my car. I better stay still so I can get a sad face selfie. ",
"Im too lazy to clear the snow off my truck . org",
"You say that like it is not alot of people. I hate going to anchorage because it's way to crowded, but my nearest neighbor is about a mile away so I'm used to having some space. ",
"Im guessing you drive an older Honda?\n\nI drove an RSX that had it on the left side of the wheel next to the light control, it was weird.",
"r/watchpeopledieinside",
"I went in late July... Everything about it sucked...",
"Even though I can guess at the context, it's kinda amusing to see a sub called that be linked with no details or description given.",
"Honest question: if you live in Alaska, why on Earth would anyone buy a car with a sun roof?",
"I mean it's just fine in the summer. It's not snow and ice everywhere all the time.",
"When are you going to release The Winds of Winter?",
"Impressive! Yep, 03 Civic.",
"I bet you were just getting the defrost going before you went out and cleared it off too. That's the fastest way I've seen yet. Hah.",
"Yup, looks like the snow we just got. I am sorry you got covered in snow, but thank you so much for the laugh!",
"I just looked at your situation and would hate to have been in your shoes, couldn't find it funny and was sure people would just take the opportunity to laugh at you rather than with you, so I couldn't say anything positive, sorry about that. Hope there weren't any permanent repercussions.",
"Guys calm down, he just poured snow on his head, and it's faked. ",
"Just how we're laughing in your face right now, Greg?",
"Why the sunroof in Alaska? To an outsider that seems like the last thing I would need in my car in Alaska loool",
"Why have a sunroof in Alaska though, isn’t it cold enough?",
"I live in Alaska. \n\nI don't warm my car up because it's a fucking huge waste of gas. \n\nI do start the car before brushing off the snow though, but I don't bother turning on climate control or rear defrost because I'm about to scrape the windows anyway. Once it's dusted/scraped off I get in and go. \n\nI don't have a block heater. I just believe that idling your car for 15 minutes is A asking for it to be stolen (Anchorage is a shithole), and B wasting gas. I did it once and my mom went from 20 to 12. An 8 mpg difference because I was too lazy to put on gloves. Not worth it IMO. YMMV.",
"What OP said plus they are great when you want to go out to the middle of no where (as if being in Alaska isn't already enough lol) and open it up to watch the Northern Lights.",
"Something tells me there’s a lot more life mistakes that lead up to that face. ",
"And it will be 60 by this weekend! Yay!",
"I just lean in like a normal person. ",
"The information is displayed at the bottom center of the [instrument panel.](https://www.google.com/search?q=volvo+850+instrument+panel&client=safari&rls=en&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&fir=lqJbQA86DbrOYM%253A%252CPfMyKKUTdfXePM%252C_&usg=__ug6p8f7feIxkvh10VdpfamxyKFE%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiGu8btsvbYAhUQwmMKHa1qADgQ9QEIswEwAg#imgrc=gXYxmAxUsPcNTM:)",
"Oh, interesting. Thanks for the response. ",
"Could he put a tarpaulin over the car overnight, then pull all the snow off in one fell swoop? ",
"I love these post, it’s almost like “man this is super shitty, but also hilarious. Let me share it with people!” If you can’t laugh at yourself life is gonna be reaaall tough",
"Mercedes does at least hear to the ignition.",
"Said the doctor when he saw his mother's face after giving birth.",
"If he was planning that far ahead, he could've just scraped it off before it froze to the car.",
"The European 740s from the 1990s were like that. ",
"Why wouldn’t you?",
"That makes no sense. Dunno why you wouldn’t have a sun roof in Alaska, unless you think everyone with one will inevitably get snow dumped on them at least once. Which is doubtful. ",
"About five, give or take a month. ",
"South West, sorry. In Bristol Bay",
"[Oh no, don’t](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/7t3azt/comment/dta325c?st=JCWDNANP&sh=18863063). ",
"Usually won’t happen anyways if you’re one of those folks who actually remove snow off their car...",
"Possibly.....",
"I'm not seeing anyone call this guy's bluff? Must be valid\n\n",
"This is a joke.\n\nAlaska has a reputation for being cold. A sun roof is used when it is hot. Buying something that is perceived by many to be something you'd only use in a hot climate, in an area that is perceived by many to be cold is humorous to some people.\n\n",
"Yeah I guess living there is not easy, but once did a road trip across Morocco and I greatly enjoyed the desert heat for a short while. For a northern man, it is a great sensation to stop a car in the middle of nowhere in a desert, step out and just feel the blast of the dry heat in your face. Nevertheless, one week was quite enough.",
"Sunroof opens faster than blinking apparently.... no time to hit the same button again and prevent the sunroof from opening.... it was already too late",
"You are a serious retard if you think OP did this on accident. ",
"You’re a piece of shit. ",
"I hope you stay depressed. If you’re this gullible and stupid you deserve it. ",
"You’re a degenerate scumbag. Consider getting a life. ",
"Karma in action, you are supposed to clear your roof of any excess snow, that snow becomes ice and can fall off and kill someone/ cause an accident. ",
"/r/thathappened. ",
"Are you 12 years old? I can’t think of any other explanations of why you’re so dumb. ",
"You’re a hypochondriac too lol. ",
"Dammit, my bad. \n\nSome of the comments in this post have totally screwed up my sarcasm detector. ",
"The sun roof doesn't have an upholstered slide on it that has to retract before it can open?",
"You have such anger. Why?",
"Have you ever started your car to warm up before brushing the snow off?",
"At that point, I think I would go inside and go back to bed.",
"This is exactly how I imagine the average Redditor. \n",
"We don’t have snow where i live. Sooooooooo. I win ",
"C'mon now we all know the window would be frozen shut!\nr/KarmaConspiracy ",
"Because you’re a lying loser. ",
"That’s a good one ",
"Reminds me when you get the taps mixed up in the shower and get doused with freezing cold water first think in the morning.",
"All the time. ",
"What the hell, so what if he is?(but for the record I believe you OP)",
"Than you’re as dumb as he is. ",
"Why would you say that? ",
"You seem like an unhappy, angry person. I'm sorry for whatever it was that made you that way. Must be hard going through life in such a sad way. Hope you have a great day.",
"It’s a samsquanch!",
"That wouldn’t happen if you cleared your roof off like you’re supposed to",
"Aren’t sunroof buttons on the ceiling of the car? If so how can you mix that up with the rear defrost button? Also how fast is the sunroof that you couldn’t stop it?",
"Have you ever started your car to warm up before brushing the snow off?",
"Or he was warming it up as he cleared snow off... ",
"Right.... I forgot about that... my bad",
"This is the \"I can't even\" look.",
"25 Celsius, oh god, this summer is unbearably hot!",
"No, because you're merely a keyboard warrior typing behind his screen.",
"Or he was warming the car up while cleaning the car off like pretty much everyone does.",
"Hope you have a horrible one. ",
"Way ahead of you there. Thank you much!",
"You nailed it perfectly!",
"No problem! ",
"Btw I loved when you played Dan in the show Roseanne. ",
"This car is a Volvo station wagon. The buttons are on the dash behind the blinker signal arm. He only need to give the sunroof but a quick push and it automatically opens all the way. By the time I realized when I had done and got back to the button to close it, it was too late. We did get a laugh out of this.",
"Fake and gay",
"It's bizarrely true. Despite what you may think. ",
"This took place in a 99 Volvo wagon. ",
"This took place in a 99 Volvo V70",
"I only wish I had John Goodman's funds.",
"Hey guys, as someone who lives in winter weather for half the year.. maybe more, always ALWAYS brush your WHOLE vehicle off when it snows, ALWAYS. I know it might take a little bit extra, and obviously you can't get it all, but the less snow you leave on your vehicle the safer you make driving for you, and everyone else on the road. ",
"Too bad you just got his looks. ",
"I refuse to believe that happened.",
"That's all you got, huh? I guess we're done here.",
"This was in a 99 V70 wagon. LOL ",
"I was looking down when the snow started to trickle in from overhead. I put my hands up trying to keep it from coming in but the whole just kept getting bigger and bigger and bigger. Then I started trying to reconnect with the sunroof button to close it. By the time I made contact, it was too late all I can do sit there like a wet dog. I originally put a picture on Facebook so that my wife would be rude and joy the comical moment. I had no idea that she would blow up.",
"I guess we are. Before you go, do you have any new movies coming out?",
"If you lived anywhere cold you'd know that you generally start the car before clearing the snow--in particular the defrosters tend to make it easier to clear the car off...",
"The Roseanne revival is coming up. But, in the mean time check out Atomic Blonde.",
"Saved my day..Priceless!\nThank you",
"You could also start in a Michael Moore biopic. ",
"I'd rather not get murdered.",
"But, thanks for looking out.",
"No problem!",
"That is awesome! Sorry dude!",
"ah well you should have came in the summer, its a bit warmer then\n",
"He was Oswald on the drew carwy show. I think most recently he voiced batman on the brave and the bold.",
"/r/crappydesign",
"If mid July isn’t summer, when is? Don’t get me wrong, it was warm once the sun came out. Even 85F is a nice break from Mississippi in July heat.",
"The northern lights ... i hope i get to see them in my lifetime! That sounds wonderful!",
"Your comment reminds me of an old joke:\n\nA helicopter was flying around Seattle yesterday when an electrical malfunction disabled all of the aircraft's electronic navigation and communications equipment. Due to the clouds and haze, the pilot could not determine the helicopter's position and course to steer to the airport.\n\nThe pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwritten sign, and held it in the helicopter's window. The pilot's sign said \"WHERE AM I?\" in large letters.\n\nPeople in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a large sign, and held in a building window. Their sign said \"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER.\" The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map, determined the course to steer to SEATAC airport, and landed safely.\n\nAfter they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the \"YOU ARE IN A HELICOPTER\" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded \"I knew that had to be the MICROSOFT building because, similar to their help-lines, they gave me a technically correct but completely useless answer.\"\n",
"TBH I see a lot of environmental groups up here in Alaska. Tons of people are noticing the weather is getting too warm during winters, and the summers are too cool, and are supporting environmental care, and it doesn’t seem to matter what side of the political spectrum they’re on. Of course yknow it’s a not like a daily thing or something people regularly think about, but compared to living in Michigan the people actually give a damn up here about nature, probably because it’s so vital to culture up here. \n\nBut there IS a huge political divide, it gets pretty nasty sometimes. I know people who have banned people from other political parties from even entering their properties, even if they voted out of their party just once. It sucks. ",
"I grew up in Alaska, and when I was still in high school I would use my moms car every now and then. One time I accidentally opened the sun roof, had no idea I did, and there was a sliding cover so I didn't see it open either. Well the next morning my mom wakes up, starts her car with her auto start and lets it warm up for a bit. About 20 minutes later she gets into her car and notices there is water dripping from the sunroof, she opens the sliding cover to investigate and ended up covered in snow. We laugh about it now, but she was not happy when it first happened. ",
"Yeah it's a '00",
"Are you John Goodman ",
"John Goodman ",
"Ah, so you're the asshole who doesn't brush the snow off his roof and then creates zero visibility for the vehicles behind you on the road.",
"What happens when you don't brush snow off the top of your vehicle",
"Have you ever started your car to warm up before brushing the snow off?",
"Personally, I wouldn't mind climbing on top of John Goodman.",
"I hope you don't stay an asshole. I don't care if it's real or posed. It made me giggle because I could see it really happening.",
"Tell Nate Dog we said hi.",
"It’s actually really dangerous. I wouldn’t get in a car without brushing the windows at the very least, nor use the defrost to make it fall off the back window, along with what’s on the top which is now icy cause of the heat from the car... bad news for the driver behind you ",
"I think most people know how sun roof's work in real life.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE\n",
"Same same.",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"John Goodman\n",
"I spent a summer in the high desert of Western Wyoming and my friends and co-workers were amazed that I'd continue working hard in 100+ weather. To me, the dry air was a relief. Yes, I drank *gallons* of water, but there was no miserable humidity. It felt like a mild Spring day in West Tennessee.",
"Do also think minion memes are funny?",
"99 Volvo V70. The buttons are to the right of the steering wheel, behind the blinker arm. \nhttps://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg",
"oh my gawd, that is TERRIBLE placement. normally i LOVE volvos(strange i know) but what were they thinking?",
"https://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg\n99 Volvo V70",
"What does WOOF mean?",
"That’s a nice beard though. You can tell the aura of repelled snow around it. \n",
"YES, but this was the V70 Wagon\nhttps://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg",
"That would be the boys at Volvo. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg",
"https://i.imgur.com/u9i3w1i.jpg",
"Right? ",
"That tends to happen in January sometimes. But mostly nah. Just hot, humid ",
"Well, that's just silly.",
"Nope, but that's the first place I want to visit in the world. I was guessing it's cool to have sunroofs after the long winter craving for summer to get the most out of sunshine.",
"No kidding! And you’ll just have to look at it. This is my life. LOL.",
"1999 Volvo V 70 wagon\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"1999 Volvo V 70 wagon\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"1999 Volvo V 70 wagon\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"My sentiments exactly! 1999 Volvo V 70 wagon\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"That's why you clean off the top of your car. Also so snow doesnt fly off and blind someone.",
"Just another reason I'm happy to have invested $100 in a good dash cam. it's not just for russian drivers! Seriously though, middle of winter, roads are obviously starting to ice over; but some D-bag was offended I turned right in front of him speeding through a red light, overtook me, then turned left across NO oncoming traffic -- but not before brake checking me to a complete stop. Fuck that guy! I resolved to get a dash cam that afternoon and it's been working great since. \n\nThanks for the suggested cameras [/r/dashcam](https://www.reddit.com/r/Dashcam/): my \"Yi\" camera is working great.",
"Actually, you pretty much nailed it. It’s one of those situations and so freaking ridiculous that it is Steve with humor. I took the picture to share with my wife. I knew that she would laugh for weeks to come. We had no idea that somebody would post this and have it go viral. I hope you got a laugh. We did!",
"Mindblown",
"Have you ever started your vehicle to warm it up before you brushed the snow off?",
"Yes. But after your post im changing the order :p",
"2 weeks ago we had -30-40, the other day it was 40 above (MN). Some people were wearing shorts this past weekend. The feeling of temperature is relative.",
"It's an expression of attraction/admiration.",
"Who needs a sunroof in Alaska anyways. They have a month of total darkness. Lol",
"During the winter. In the summer it’s opposite, 22 hours of daylight ",
"Nature can handle itself, honestly. Give it 100 to 1000 years without humans and you'd see nature retaking everything, even the largest cities. Climate change is a natural process, it's not just affected by humans. If it gets too hot or cold, we use air conditioners. The only way you'd truly be able to control climate change is if you use large scale geoengineering, which could actually end up fucking us over even worse.",
"I don't believe that anywhere in Canada rarely gets snow. It snowed in Florida TWICE this year ",
"As a malaysian, i feel the pain. I want my 22°c back. ",
"That 1 week was damn shiok",
"Oh....ohhhhhhhhhh. 😬",
"So was mine! LOL",
"And here I thought I was being hipster funny, the lesson here is, never try. ",
"clear your damn roofs people!",
"The Preacher that married my wife and I, lives in Germantown. We have spent some minor time in Memphis. Foods pretty good. Never really spent enough time there to really say I have experienced the weather. ",
"Apparently...and then decided the best course of action was to take a selfie rather than get the snow off that just surprised him.",
"That's why you clear the snow off the top of your car before anything else. It's incredibly dangerous to drive around with a sheet of snow on your roof. IIRC some states have laws that will result in fines if your drive around without clearing the snow off your car.\n\nI do enjoy the humor of the post though. I did a similar thing in a rainstorm once where I was trying to slide back the cover for the sun roof but not the glass. Anyway, have a nice day. ",
"Hopefully you see it as flattering. It's a positive! People think you are attractive in your bearish way.",
"Welp I guess I never removed 2 feet of snow off my car before going to work... I guess I’ll never know what it’s like to be in philly. ",
"So kind. Thank you. ",
"No problem, Luke.",
"OR erie, pa style... ",
":(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):",
"Don't forget:\n\nclean snow off of car before touching any buttons inside of the car",
"I feel like that is a act of terror. Who’s brilliant idea was that. “Umm let’s make a car where it snows, then put two buttons that can fuck with a person beside each other - Volvo”",
"August is our one month of true inenterupted summer",
"Yep, that's Michigan for you. ",
"Don’t come to Australia in summer then\nEver ",
"Haha, funny you should say that. \n\n\nConsidering going for an exchange for half a year in Brisbane this fall. \n\n\nSo that's encouraging 😂😂",
"*Most* people never had one.",
"You don't have to have a car with a sun roof to have seen one before and know the controls are on the ceiling most of the time. ",
"Brisbane doesn’t get too hot compared to some other areas. Have access to a pool and/or beach and you’ll be fine. It’s a beautiful city ",
"That's nice to hear. It's either Brisbane or San Diego, so it will be warmer no matter what, haha. \n\n\nWas mostly considering San Diego for a while, simply because I've heard more about it, with a lot of people I've talked to saying it's a great city. But honestly Australia sounds like a cooler place/more unique place to spend half a year. Well, got 3 days to decide, will certainly be interesting.",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm. Push the button once and it automatically opens to 100% sliding the cover along with it. It happened.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm. Push the button once and it opens 100%.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"That question went through my mind right after the snow dumped on me. It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"I have only owned American vehicles so I have no knowledge of this Volvo you speak of. Mine were all up over the rear view mirror near the thing they operate. ",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"It’s actually the stock design in a 1990 Volvo V70 wagon. It’s kind of hidden to the right of the steering column behind the blinker arm.\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/XpVYE",
"Wow, that's amazingly counter-intuitive ",
"Shouldn’t he really be complaining about driving a 1990 Volvo then? ",
"No complaints.",
"Holy hell. That's crazy putting the button like this.",
"Yup. Me as well.",
"Fascinating. Thanks!",
"Is this in Alaska? Crazy to have such an old vehicle in an area where it's always freezing, you'd think reliability would be a concern for any vehicle but definitely for one that's 29 years old.",
"Those iconic old old Saab 900s (the cool ones) had a unique and nifty [floor-mounted ignition switch](http://photo.platonoff.com/Auto/20070617a.Saab_NG900_Shifter_Housing_Removal/20070617i.Ignition_cover.jpg), by the shifter. That means that if you make this same mistake in that car, you'll will get water in that switch and ruin it. You'd think the snowy Swedes would have thought that through, but i guess nah.",
"Not enough whining.",
"I already did that that!!!!! ",
"Well, learn something new everyday",
"Thanks Obama.",
"Santa?",
"Superb ",
"Ah, those Swedes, always doing things a little differently for no apparent reason",
"Who’s first thought is “I better take a picture of this” over cleaning it off of them? Seems weird to me. ",
"I'm calling bullshit here. The second you hit the button you'd realize it and could stop it from opening. That's also assuming the buttons are located in the same place, which I've never seen a sunroof button next to the defrost. ",
"I guess you haven't heard of \"acting.\"",
"Glad my car doesn't have a sunroof...or heated seats...or a sat nav...or parking sensors. Well it moves at least ",
"I feel this mans pain on a much deeper level than I expected "
] | 2,143 |
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What happens when you go for the rear defrost but hit the sun roof. Alaska style.
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[
"Militarism !",
"A more correct term is *shell casing*. Saying *bullet shell* tips people off that you are a firearms noob. Both a bullet and a casing are part of a *cartridge* or round of ammunition. ",
"It would be great if they used .223 instead of 7.62"
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7-foot-tall portrait of Vladimir Putin made from bullet shells
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[
"yep, it is.",
"1950’s trending\n",
">Hello, fellow kids."
] | 3 |
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Street Wear
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/r/pics/comments/7t3deo/america_an_art_piece_by_maurizio_cattelan_a_solid/
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"Literal golden turd",
"America because it doesn't have a bidet?",
"This would only work for me if the toilet paper was gold leaf and at least 3 ply. ",
"Good for killing bacteria like silver is. \n\nActually not a bad idea, this pooper as an artifact will likely outlive the US as an institution. ",
"I just don't get modern art. ",
"For sure, with that toilet, there will never have bad smell.\n\nBecuz no one will use it. Lol",
"That was what was offered from the Guggenheim Museum after Trump asked for a Van Gogh. [Here's](http://thehill.com/homenews/administration/370740-guggenheim-offers-to-loan-trump-white-house-a-golden-toilet)\none of the many reported stories on it.",
"We may be a toilet, but we're the nicest damn toilet in the world!",
"No one does. Apparently, that's what makes it so transcendent. ",
"seeing the glass as half-full, nice!",
"Maybe.. Most art is open to beholder interpretation.",
"Yep, that's where I found it.",
"> Trump \n\nKnew that.",
"I'm 80% sure Trump had this installed in the white house.",
"It is now my life goal to crap in that toilet.",
"He was offered it on loan by the Guggenheim when he asked for a Van Gogh - the White House has yet to respond to the offer, even though they kindly promised to include instructions for mounting and use.",
"You can! It's at the Guggenheim.\n\n>attelan created the toilet in 2016 for the Guggenheim Museum in New York. It was made to look like the museum's other toilets, and was installed in one of the museum's bathrooms for visitors to use.[1] According to the museum, over 100,000 people waited in line to use America, which was guarded by a security guard posted outside the bathroom. The gold is estimated to be worth more than a million dollars.[2] \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_(toilet)",
"New hat",
"Actually:\n\n>Cattelan created the toilet in 2016 for the Guggenheim Museum in New York. It was made to look like the museum's other toilets, and was installed in one of the museum's bathrooms for visitors to use.[1] According to the museum, **over 100,000 people waited in line to use America**, which was guarded by a security guard posted outside the bathroom. The gold is estimated to be worth more than a million dollars.[2] \nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/America_(toilet)",
"Of course.... Of course this happened.\n\nIm starting to think the whole tide pod eating meme is basically the new generation rage-quitting this stupid world. It all makes sense now.",
"never knew that before, thank you for information. This amazed me, no kidding.",
"In Thomas More's Utopia (1516), all the chamber pots are made out of gold in the Utopian community that More describes. This is to give citizens a healthy dislike of gold, to discourage greed and hoarding. Other humble uses of precious commodities include using gold for slave chains and diamonds for children toys. The communally shared wealth though is of little importance and is only good for buying commodities from foreign nations or bribing these nations to fight each other. One episode that More describes is when a group of foreign dignitaries wearing silk robes and ornaments made of gold and gems arrives in Utopia and is laughed at by both children and adult citizens for their simple-mindedness. \n\n[Source](https://www.cliffsnotes.com/literature/u/utopia-utopian-literature/summary-and-analysis/book-ii-the-discourse-on-utopia-the-economy),",
"How does such a nice toilet deserve such subpar toilet paper?",
"Remember you're the shit, just ask like you don't stink.",
"[Here you are sir](http://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471446/Loo-paper-22-carat-GOLD-goes-sale-825k.html), includes a complimentary bottle of the finest champagne.",
"Yeah, it's a damn shame they didn't hang this up: \nhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/femail/article-2471446/Loo-paper-22-carat-GOLD-goes-sale-825k.html",
"Modern art is so trash. This reminds me of the fat lard ass who sat in a shirt saying \"Fuck white people\" and called it art. Sorry bud, youre a loser not an artist....",
"Lol. Nobody understands so we are united as one common people in our ignorance. Beautiful. ",
"This is hand made though, so at least he's showing off some craftmans skills.."
] | 29 |
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"America" - an art piece by Maurizio Cattelan. A solid, 18k gold fully functioning toilet.
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/r/pics/comments/7t3dyt/quality_repost/
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[
"this fence has more original content than reddit",
"OP just gave us all wood.",
"That new post was crafted so perfectly that the rest of the dirty old fence just slide in.\n",
"I don't know, I'm on the fence about this one.",
"As a power washer enthusiast this is not a quality post. ",
"Yeah, I'm board with it already.",
"Too high quality. It makes the rest look worn out.",
"Well done. Hopefully this serves as an inspiration, and not just a hated out of spite and jealousy situation.",
"Waiting for others to repost this in 5 other subreddits ",
"I wish all reposts were as good as this post",
"[Done](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t3mqt/repost_of_a_repost/)",
"Quality pun. ",
"This one deserves 50k upvotes",
"Hello there",
"I usually don't like puns but I genuinely enjoyed this, bravo :)",
"Who uses a 4 x 6 for a fence post?",
"Get out",
"Breaking up the old concrete is the FUCKING WORST. Not too long ago I rented a small jackhammer for the job and managed to get the bit hopelessly stuck in it. (Never hammer straight down!) I had to use the other bit to chip away at the block and free it.",
"I see what you did there ",
"But placing cedar posts in concrete promotes premature rot. Cedar posts should be planted in the dirt.",
"Upvote for you",
"Much obliged, kind Sir.",
"Please pray tell what being a power washer enthusiast is like. Do you collect power washers? Do you work on them and upgrade them?",
"Sir, I am a madam. :)",
"That's punny but I disagree. The post is going to rot just like the old one. Ideally the post should be above the ground. You should have used something like this: http://fencesupplyinc.com/product/simpson-cbsq44hdg/",
"I think he's just enthusiastic about them",
"Maybe he hates dirt and it's his mission to destroy it?",
"Reposting in other subs is kinda the point of Reddit. Otherwise most subs would have very little content.",
"OK, where is the funny pun thread?"
] | 30 |
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Quality Repost
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[
"I like it",
"Usually when people do things like this, there’s a clear difference between the different sections. You’ve removed a bit of the shack and replaced it with sand which is not particularly interesting. But that’s just my opinion, I’m not a photographer by any means.",
"Crop to the base of the building? ",
"I think it looks cool :)",
"Really cool :)",
"The horizons don't match.",
"That's what it was. I couldn't figure out what didn't look quite right.",
"What did you do?",
"This is awesome and really creative!!"
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I did a thing
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/r/pics/comments/7t3gd5/a_hot_air_balloon_crash_landed_at_our_wedding/
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[
"That's quite fortuitous for you both, but I imagine the balloon owner wasn't super thrilled. Amazing shot. ",
"Apparently it's a surprisingly frequent occurrence. We bought him out a bottle of champagne so he seemed alright in the end :)",
"Any landing walked away from deserves champagne, especially a crash landing. ",
"Hot air balloon landings are essentially lightly controlled crashes even under the best of circumstances.\n\nI took a flight a couple of years ago in Myanmar. Good conditions, almost no wind, etc. Landing was considered \"smooth\" by the gondolier and the company. \n\nDown, no up, through the top of several bushes, down, back up to avoid small wall, down, bounce, bounce, bounce, tip, drag, start to fall over while being dragged, then grabbed by the ground crew and righted.\n\nIt doesn't take much to crash a balloon.",
"Reason number 72 why I don't want to fly in anything lighter than air. I don't even understand how they deal with wind. Seems like they are subject to whatever wind/draft comes their way. ",
"Yep, that's how you get around in a balloon, wherever the wind takes you. That's part of why balloon rides usually start early in the morning, the winds are the lightest and most predictable then.\n\nDifferent elevations can have different wind speeds and patterns, the really good gondoliers can use those to their advantage, but you are absolutely at the mercy of the winds. You can control up and down, that's about it.",
"That seems both fascinating and crazy to me. I don't know why they would need sandbags for ballast if they have the stones to just go aloft with no real idea where they will land. I guess sandbags can be jettisoned and easily replaced...",
"I think the bags help stabilize the gondola. They're basically big wicker picnic baskets and are pretty light.",
"I'm a fixed wing pilot and balloons disgust me. ",
"I'm an LTA pilot. Why?",
"Sandbags are actually used in gas balloons only, not hot air balloons. In gas balloons, sand (read: ballast) is dumped to make the balloon lighter and climb. In hot air balloons, heat is added to the envelope to create lift. "
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A hot air balloon crash landed at our wedding reception... we took full advantage.
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[
"Reminds me of Thomas the tank engine\n",
"This must be an alt F4",
"Look at this happy little clouds. Definitely an F4",
"Oh my word, you're a fucking moron.",
"lol I'm curious, there are quite a few comments between now and when we last spoke. How'd you pick this one to troll on?"
] | 6 |
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This happy plane backside
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[
"[Original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t3dyt/quality_repost/)",
"Post-ception",
"As a non-native speaker I was really disappointed when I learned that the word inception isn't related to the layer-upon-layer concept of the movie. I have participated in the joke, but at this point I feel tricked – as if I you made me repeat Bike-tanic/Car-tanic/Computer-tanic every time something crashed. ",
"That took all of 10 minutes"
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Repost of a repost!
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[
"Spotted him!",
"Scary to think a lion could hide like that. You'd never see it before it attacked. ",
"Giggled at how annoyed they look.",
"they?",
"When you see it....",
"You bet giraffe you did!",
"Spent far too long looking at this thinking you were all making things up!",
"tall boy",
"Giraffe!",
"Yeah. I thought it was just a giraffe untill I saw the lion",
"You don't mean the giraffe, right ?",
"I don't believe you people for a second. Red circle please. ",
"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/6/69/Red_circle_%28thin%29.svg/1000px-Red_circle_%28thin%29.svg.png\n\nNo problem",
"He is already spotted though...",
"heyo",
"Goddamnit. "
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Spot him!
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"Wow ... the storm was rolling in from a balcony?",
"Yes, we had to get a suite due the size of it ",
"I think it was drunk "
] | 3 |
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Shot of a storm rolling in from hotel balcony.
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"Show off",
"Birdie Birdie ",
"First thing I saw was the red flower. "
] | 3 |
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It took me a good 5 seconds to notice
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/r/pics/comments/7t3qr7/whats_in_the_picture/
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[
"A beach with small waves",
"This looks like a wall/roof of a home with icicles hanging down. Perspective. Nice one. ",
"/u/ItsSantso, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ItsSantso&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t3qr7/whats_in_the_picture/?context=10\\))"
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What's in the picture?
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[
"Hmm, looks to me like a REpost, but I could be wrong. ",
"Get this repost the fuck out of here. ",
"Due to the fact that this pic was posted at least 20 times yesterday, you might be right"
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This fallen post looks like a discarded cigarette.
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/r/pics/comments/7t3tt9/vida_movahed_iconic_31_year_old_woman_known_as/
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[
"I don’t use the term brave often but I definitely feel a woman like her deserves that description. I hope her actions can provide hope for all the women suffering from a lack of rights in the world along with a change in archaic laws.",
"Serious Question, because I either don't understand, or I'm ignorant to other events:\n\nWhy aren't there woman marches around the world taking place for this kind of shit? Are they just not getting reported on and I'm missing them?",
"Hey an actual feminist. What a rarity! ",
"Because they are supporting all women not just those in their own countries and it's easier to get your government to pressure other governments than it is for citizens of other nations to change laws in different parts of the world",
"I don't think you understood my question, or I didn't understand your reply.\n\nBeing in the states, and on reddit too much, I get to frequently see pictures of the women's marches against Trump. When he was elected, there were also news stories of global marches by women to protest Trump.\n\nI'm no fan of Trump, and did not vote for him, but these issues women seem to face with oppression in locations such as Iran seem to be much more grave to me.\n\nWhere is the global outcry for these women?",
"never understood the whole headscarf thing you wouldnt put one on the Mona Lisa, shouldnt beauty be shared. ",
"All over the world. You see marches against Trump more because America is supposed to be a world leader and set the example to follow and his example is one of misogyny and regressive ideology. If America had a moral leader it would become easier to tackle repressive regimes around the world.",
">All over the world.\n\nCan you give me some references on these marches, please? I'm not doubting you, but I'd like to see something taking place. \n\n",
"https://www.google.com.au/amp/www.aljazeera.com/amp/indepth/opinion/2011/03/201134111445686926.html\n\nemirateswoman.com/women-in-the-middle-east-show-solidarity-with-the-womens-march-on-washington/",
"First link is women who are being oppressed having a protest/gathering.\n\nSecond link is women in oppressed areas saying they are standing up for women globally.\n\n\nI'm specifically looking for women in areas they are not being oppressed standing up for women in oppressed areas. \n\nIt's nice that I'm being downvoted for trying to understand things. Thanks guys.",
"Then look for them. When women are marching they're trying to secure a better world for all women not just those in wealthy nations. If you stopped criticising them and paid attention to their work and listened to their concerns you'd know that. Constantly dismissing and criticising feminism without actually engaging with the discussion is ridiculous and disingenuous.",
"I gave you two distinctly different protests that show women are standing up for each other all around the world. If you want information on specific marches go look for them instead of trying to diminish their work ",
"You seem to be aware of them. I'm asking for some sources of them so I can become aware of them too. I can't seem to find any.\n\nAre you having difficulty finding them too?",
">I gave you two distinctly different protests that show women are standing up for each other all around the world.\n\nWere those not posts of women in oppressed locations standing up for women around the world? I specifically asked for women in non-oppressed locations standing up for women in oppressed places in the world, the same way so many Europen women marched when Trump was elected.\n\n>If you want information on specific marches go look for them instead of trying to diminish their work\n\nI've looked, the problem is I can't find them. You're telling me they do, so I assume you're aware of stories on instances where they have. I'm asking for you to help me in finding those so I can broaden my understanding.\n\nWhy are you opposed to doing that?",
"I imagine if the Mona Lisa was put on an international tour it would be destroyed in certain countries as a threat to public morality rules. Art and beauty are something to be feared in some places.",
"You don't get it. You're simply trying to justify your own ideas of how these latest marches are flawed. Basic whataboutism. Go do your own research and go talk to these women.",
"I'm having difficulty believing you are genuine in your assertions.",
"No, I'm not. I'm asking for help, and you're being combative.\n\nYou have claimed to possess knowledge I'm seeking, but you're refusing to help someone and dismissing them as having an opposing view. \n\nInstead, you're deciding to be combative, and downvote it seems.\n\n",
"You won’t find them and this is what bugs me about Muslim women in the West who ‘choose’ to observe Hijab. Yes you are free to wear whatever you want in Western countries, but why on Earth wouldn’t you shun it in solidarity with your sisters round the world who are *forced* to wear it?",
"Because that would go against their religious beliefs?",
"So, because you are unable to prove someone is genuine in their posts, you've decided to withhold knowledge being requested to support your posts?\n\nWho does that help?",
"Globalism champions Sharia Law, so lots of some think that it's a good thing to be covered completely and treated as property instead of as a human being, I guess.",
"Withhold information? I've given you information and I'm not required to spoonfeed you. If you were genuine in your remarks you would have already found what you seek. You are simply looking to diminish the work of the latest marches with whataboutism",
"Tbf she was asking for it because of the way she dressed. ",
"Sure, I just think the women around the world who are forced to observe it are probably thinking ‘you live in a country where you have the freedom to do and wear whatever you want and you *choose* to wear it?’\n\nI just think it’s a little bit of a slap in the face to those women who are living under Hijab oppression. ",
"https://www.womenforafghanwomen.org \n\nNew York based feminist group aiding women in Afghanistan.",
"Does that fit your request of privileged women fighting for the rights of oppressed wome",
"I've tried finding marches of women in first/western countries in support of women in Iran, Egypt, etc, and I can't.\n\nWhy would you not want to throw those links at me?",
"What a sad state of affairs a country is in where one endures threat of harm and discipline by authorites for taking off a head scarf. \n\n",
">Does that fit your request of privileged women fighting for the rights of oppressed wome\n\nI'm not sure what you're trying to say here.",
"https://www.womenforwomen.org",
"Well, when the muslims gang rape her to death, clearly it will be her fault for tempting them.",
"Wtf are you smoking?",
"awdf.org\n\n\nAre there any other specific regions you'd like evidence for?",
"The charity organizations and outreach communities you've provided links for are informative, and I'm glad to see organizations like them exist and are taking real actions. However they did not address my questions:\n\nWhere are the open protests? Women are being treated like property. Beaten, raped, and with the assailants basically being supported by their religion and government. Instead of global protests and marches for that, we get women united to march against Trump across the globe.\n\n",
"Well... their government is legit... it's their religious leaders who dictate a lot of laws that the gov has to follow that is the problem. Once Religion is gone then the world will flow more humanely.",
"You do understand that this exact argument is still used today by Christians right? \"Causing your brother to stumble\" etc",
"Religion, presupposing myriad things, prescribes myriad things, still human nature, which remains the same, seeks dispensation. Human nature will triumph, like it always has.",
"That is absolutely not the case. The government in Iran is pretty much propped up with and along side religious groups. Sad thing is, it's laws are not actually archaic... They're very much a modern times creation. Iran in 70s was actually a far more liberal place than now until the government upheaval left a power vacuum that was filled by the authoritarian religious right.",
"Yep. They also use the same argument to molest little girls because \"GOD WILLS IT!\".",
"As she should. Most of these women are so beautiful. It's a shame they're forced to cover up.",
"Iran is one of the co-founders of the Axis of Evil. They have regressed so much under the Ayatollahs' theocracy.",
"Thats Catholics. Big difference"
] | 44 |
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Vida Movahed - Iconic 31 year old woman known as the "Girl of Enghelab Street," has been arrested for removing her headscarf to protest the compulsory veiling law in Iran. [x-post /r/Iran]
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/r/pics/comments/7t3wcc/giant_dog/
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[
"Is this a Irish wolfhound?",
"Woof!!",
"I like to think that they want to be called Irish Woofhounds.",
"Imagine a pack of these beasts, hunting you!",
"Or TINY CHAIR",
"Barbas?",
"Evil face much!!"
] | 7 |
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Giant Dog
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[
"Australian?",
"Yes",
"Thought so, I have a friend that refers to McDonald’s as maccas haha.",
"But you’ll never be able to wash away the diabetes"
] | 4 |
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Thanks Maccas
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/r/pics/comments/7t3xa9/eagle_looking_at_its_reflection_on_ice/
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[
"Admiring how cool he looks!",
"Or being pissed off it can’t get the fish",
"Eagle says to the other eagle \"Hey yo, do you love America?\", other eagle says \"Well I'm kinda on the edge about it\"",
"America, reflecting upon itself."
] | 4 |
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Eagle looking at it’s reflection on ice.
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/r/pics/comments/7t3xqi/here_what_happens_when_a_space_heater_plugged/
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[
"The outlets look shocked.",
"Lucky you caught it in time ",
"Wouldn't you be shocked if something that was inserted into you made you ignite?",
"Yea, cant use power strips with heaters. A good 12 gauge extension cord is fine and can handle a 1500w 13amp heater just fine but not a power strip.",
"We are VERY lucky the gym was open and staffed. We smelled it before I saw the smoke. If that had happened two hours later it would've been a shitshow.",
"Fairly common cause of house fires. Also, I once used a properly rated extension cord with an aircon: one of the grey ones, but it was an old building above a restaurant, and they made their own bread so they had ovens running all the time; it was a flat roof so it got so hot that when the aircon failed, we had candles actually melt; anyway, that extension cord started melting into the wall socket. Apparently, this is also not an uncommon cause of house fires. The best thing is to have an electrician come and install a proper rated wall socket within reach of the aircon or heater, really, and ideally extension cords are only for temporary use."
] | 6 |
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Here what happens when a space heater, plugged into an extension cord, is plugged into a power strip.
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/r/pics/comments/7t3xwm/finally_after_hardworking_of_2_years_i_am_in/
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[
"Congratulations!",
"Right now? It's below freezing in DC so you must be chilly and there's definitely no leaves on the trees and the grass wouldn't be that green.\n\nThis wouldn't be a karma grab, would it?",
"I suspect that it is.",
"Account is two hours old. He came to America to make a reddit account \nso he could post that he came to America.",
"Time for TOEFL classes!",
"Just one more fence to go!"
] | 7 |
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Finally! After hardworking of 2 years. I am in America right now
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/r/pics/comments/7t3y5e/someone_have_just_spent_a_lot_of_money_for_a/
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[
"Let the mining begin.",
"This has been posted like a million times",
"They are printers of the crypto currency",
"Minecraft..... bitcoin edition ",
"RIP, should've gotten the new Titan V instead",
"Someone posted something like this on another forum, and had 4 or 5 of these. Apparently he'd been doing it for a year and got like .00026 BTC. Sound right?"
] | 7 |
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Someone Have Just Spent A Lot Of Money For A Future
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/r/pics/comments/7t411m/sometimes_snapchat_filters_can_do_wonders/
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[
"That’s cool as hell!",
"Taken near Kaudulla National Park, Sri Lanka.",
"Many of my friends actually fell for it. :P",
"They sure do work sometimes https://imgur.com/gallery/j3UaV"
] | 4 |
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Sometimes Snapchat filters can do wonders...
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/r/pics/comments/7t45ub/thought_this_was_pretty_weird_chilis_and_burger/
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[
"Burger king, I'm posting it while on a break working in BurgerKing",
"A sure way to shit your pants",
"KFC and Taco Bell are owned by the same parent company. I looked up BK's wiki and can't find anything saying that Chilis and BK are linked in any way. Of course, this looks like a big city in which retail rent alone would require various team-ups :)"
] | 4 |
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Thought this was pretty weird. Chilis and Burger King can't decide who needs this plot more
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/r/pics/comments/7t45v6/meanwhile_in_canada/
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[
"Look under beneath there's my house. ",
"The sidewalk?",
"Anyone dream of this as a kid? I’ve always wanted to tunnel through snow that high like a gopher... make a secret lair or some shit. That’d be awesome ",
"That’s absolute genius right there! I envy you ",
"But probably Michigan or North Dakota",
"Nope, province of Quebec, Canada.",
"We had snow like this one winter when I was a kid. I had the same idea, but snow is heavy and our ambition was higher than our ability. But we did manage a snow fort with fairly high walls. What was even better was walking on top of the street-shoveled snow, looking *down* on cars."
] | 7 |
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Meanwhile in Canada..
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/r/pics/comments/7t48tc/this_croc_lost_an_arm/
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[
"I got my revenge.",
"So does the man trying to pet him",
"Therefore he's armless. (Badoom Tish.)",
"That’ll teach you not to put it in the Florida rough.",
"Christ, that thing is massive.",
"Its lake placid in reverse lol"
] | 6 |
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This croc lost an arm.
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/r/pics/comments/7t493x/took_this_picture_what_do_you_guys_think/
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[
"Your horizon line is crooked and it irritates and distracts me from anything of value the image might have.\n\nThe colors are oversaturated\n\nWhite doesn't exist in this picture, everything has a blue tint to it alluding to the fact you didn't properly adjust your white balance and it looks unnaturally displeasing.\n\nThe 'implied' focal point due to the focus of the lens is the grass, whereas it's easy to see you wanted the sunset and smokestacks to be the focal point. \n\nYour choice of framing implies a landscape shot, not a shot that focuses on the sunset. The focal point you wanted in the picture only takes up 1/50th of the frame while the grass which you intended to just be background fodder uses 30% of the frame\n\nPhones are terrible at wide angle and landscape photography",
"Mediocre. Too much grass and too much grey sky. You could crop it in a lot which will improve the composition. \nHeard of the rule of thirds? Try not to let something dominate more than a third of the image unless it’s intentional. ",
"I appreciate the response, gotta say I’m not a photographer myself, but I’m glad for the input ",
"Will keep it in mind",
"No problem. Keep shootin!",
"/u/suicoune, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/suicoune&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t493x/took_this_picture_what_do_you_guys_think/?context=10\\))"
] | 6 |
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Took this picture, what do you guys think?
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/r/pics/comments/7t4at8/when_you_forget_about_your_plants_for_months/
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"When you have no plans for months.",
"Zucchini boat recipe times 10.",
"in my families garden, thats about as big as we let them get"
] | 3 |
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When you forget about your plants for months... (normal zucchini for scale).
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/r/pics/comments/7t4b4z/i_think_i_would_have_liked_this_person/
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[
"Family, actually. \n\nDouglas, Edna, Alice and poor little Dougie Junior. ",
"He's dead. Too late.",
"The headstone belongs to the artist Patrick Caulfield, and it is located in Highgate Cemetery, which is in London. I guess it is known for some pretty neat monuments. \n\n\n[Here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Patrick_Caulfield) is his wikipedia page, and [here](https://darkestlondon.com/category/graveyards/) (at the bottom of the page) is more information about his monument. ",
"https://imgur.com/a/pTiKL",
"I it is indeed. Highgate is well worth a visit for anyone coming to London. It has some really interesting grave markers and a number of notable people. Not least, Karl Marx. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/S0BGQPw.jpg",
"I would have killed him for making such an ugly tombstone. ",
"Wait is this the same Highgate from the Jethro Tull song? \n\n>She's the Robin Hood of Highgate \n>Helps the poor man get aloooong \n>*flute solo*\n\nThey don't make it sound like a nice place.",
"what is dead may never die",
"I mean it has the odd cross-eyed prostitute shagging in the bushes, but I wouldn't say it's a bad place...",
"It reminds me of *ZOOM*.",
"What's that? ",
"It was an American kid's show in the 90's. They used a very similar font for their title. ",
"The football commentator?",
"r/me_irl",
"Cross eyed Mary, great song.",
"Why couldn’t a graveyard be like a art museum, detailing the works and accomplishments of that person thru visual pieces and choices made by family and person.",
"I suppose Highgate cemetery is like that in a way. They seem to be much freer with what you can install as a grave market than other historical graveyards in London. It has led to quite a few interesting and expressive monuments that reflect the \"occupants'\" personalities. ",
"Get your graves here! Finest grave market in the land! Buy the grave and get a half off discount on the murder!!!",
"That's not a person that's a grave sto........ohhhhhhh i get it",
"Bugger.",
"Oh yeah. I see what you mean. Hadn't heard of that show. I guess it never made it to British TV. ",
"I found the brit!",
"I was here all along! ",
"I looked it up, you’re right quick remarkable. I have a concept of a modern day mausoleum, where families can go to an environment they designed with their loved one. I’ve always thought of cemeteries so old fashioned and depressing. Like say you have every sense stimulated with the memory of someone. A scent, setting, time, and even like a vr environment that’s set up where both parties before death record an entire day spent for a memory. Then it could be replayed forever, better connecting the spirit and perhaps bringing it back from the afterlife with all the stimuli. More of a museum than graveyard. End of rant.",
"A E S T H E T I C",
"I'm getting a real strong Bauhaus vibe from that sweet tombstone. Pretty cool for sure.\n\nWhy? Because that font closely matches what is known as:\n\n\"Geometric Bauhaus Style Vector Type\"\n\nSomebody knew what they were doing. Patrick Caulfield was an artist, which makes it pretty obvious and certainly very cool.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OKRJfIPiJGY\n\n",
"They also have Douglas Adams! ",
"Yes, Douglas is there. People leave pens on his grave in tribute. ",
"Not too late to meet em. Bleach is cheap these dark days"
] | 30 |
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I think I would have liked this person
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/r/pics/comments/7t4ddz/took_this_in_the_netherlands/
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[
"This looks so Dutch, it could be in any park in any town.",
"Looks like the Vondelpark in Amsterdam to me.",
"Yeh actually it is "
] | 3 |
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Took this in the Netherlands
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/r/pics/comments/7t4dns/the_incredible_natural_fractals_of_romanesco/
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[
"I’m still not eating it. ",
"I used to think these were definitive proof that alien colonies messed with earth dna eons ago, but then I learned about Fibonacci and the golden spiral and now I try not to think about these things ",
"This same photo has been my desktop background for at least 5 years. Funny to see it somewhere else. "
] | 3 |
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The incredible natural fractals of Romanesco Cauliflower
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/r/pics/comments/7t4fb6/been_like_that_for_a_while_until_i_understand/
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[
"You need to get a leafblower on your entire setup.",
"Yeah, some people told me it's more effective than water cooling. Need to try.",
"Aaaaayyyy siege on my dude, but seriously, get some thermal paste and a better fan",
"Are you really Kip Thorne?",
"I don't think that the real Kip Thorne is playing Rainbow Six Siege.",
"I want to believe.",
"thermal paste is just a paste like toothpaste that's designed to conduct heat. It's really cheap. Learn how to ground yourself so that you don't damage your RAM or CPU, get some paste, remove your heatsink from your CPU, replace the paste and put your heatsink back, so it can suck the heat out of the CPU faster\n\nI'm guessing you already know this, but I sort of enjoy being pedantic for some odd reason.\n\n"
] | 7 |
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Been like that for a while until I understand what is "thermal paste"
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/r/pics/comments/7t4fsv/the_flowers_captured_my_field/
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[
"This is so pretty and calming",
"Thank you!",
"At first I thought it was a gif that wasn't loading. Nice flowers though",
"Thank you!",
"Are those dandelions?",
"Yes it is\n",
"Thx",
"Thx",
"r/titlegore"
] | 9 |
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the flowers captured my field
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/r/pics/comments/7t4gj0/human_bone_under_scanning_electron_microscope/
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[
"Cortical or cancelleous bone? ",
"It looks like a web of tortured soulds",
"Why do I feel like a bunch of bats are gonna fly out?!",
"Looks like cancellous (trabecular) bone",
"Doot Doot!"
] | 5 |
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Human bone under Scanning Electron Microscope
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/r/pics/comments/7t4gyd/seinfeld_finale_time_square_1998/
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[
"My neck would hurt.",
"Anyone else sentimental for 1998?",
"I was sad as fuck yo. Even at 10 years of age. :(. ",
"Seeing that large video camera takes me back to how big it was when they came out with the ones that had the flip screen on them",
"No. The world ended January 1, 2000, remember? Because of all the mainframe glitches.",
"Are we just gonna ignore the Quest for Camelot promo?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"99 was better.",
"Thousands of disappointed ppl ",
"I always enjoy these. It's fun seeing what's still there and what's changed. Glad to see the police barriers were still a thing :D",
"pretty sure this was around the time of those little flip screens, i could be wrong though. that's just a professional camera",
"I was 8 years old here. I’d love to go back to a time before cell phones again."
] | 12 |
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Seinfeld finale, Time Square 1998
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/r/pics/comments/7t4hk6/from_my_gopro_camera_flying_formation_with_the/
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[
"Aww that rolling shutter :(\n\nGuess you probably wouldn't want to put a more expensive camera out there lol.\n\nEdit: I totally forgot the older variants of the p51 didn't have bubble canopies...",
"Yep! There is a filter that eliminates that but I was too cheap to get it. We had a mount built for the camera so it wasn't going anywhere. ",
"Yep! There is a filter that eliminates that but I was too cheap to get it. We had a mount built for the camera so it wasn't going anywhere. ",
"Oh man, Betty Jane is a sweeeety!!! really nice finish on her. How cool to be able to formation fly with such history. Thanks for the share!",
"*Worried about cost.*\n\n*Owns or flies a P-51*\n\nHMMMMMMMM",
"Lol I get it...but it wasn't my P-51 :) I'm just a lucky broke pilot. "
] | 6 |
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From my GoPro camera. Flying formation with the B-17 over Arizona
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/r/pics/comments/7t4jer/f117a_stealth_fighter_with_an_american_flag/
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[
"*\"Stealth\"*",
"Not very stealthy.",
"It's very subtle, tbf.",
"If you’re close enough to see the flag, you’re already in trouble.",
"Stealth has very little to do with what you can see with the naked eye.",
"Holy Shit, you would think they would at least get the number of stars correct. Fucking 48. ",
"It's actually called low observable and has to do with shape and anti radar coating. Has nothing to do with being visible to human eyes.\n\n\"Yeah captain, I see him from 50 miles out because of his paint job.\"",
"Recount.",
"Haha, made you count!",
"FYI stealth is still preserved, its more about whether radars can detect it than if it can be seen with a human eye, if a boieng was painted sky blue would it suddenly be classed as a stealth airplane? Besides of you can make out the flag, you're either on the same side or about to die soon anyways so what does it matter",
"Anyone else count the stars and stripes?",
"\"Yes, that should help you keep a low profile\"\n\nJarvis. ",
"That looks like a giant patriotic shuttlecock ",
"For context, per [here](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:American_Flag_F-117_Nighthawks.jpg):\n\n> Description\t\n> English: A pair of specially painted F-117 Nighthawks fly off from their last refueling by the Ohio National Guard's 121st Air Refueling Wing. The F-117s were retired March 11 in a farewell ceremony at Wright-Patterson Air Force Base, Ohio.\n\n> Date\t12 March 2008\n\n> Source\tUSAF photo 080312-F-1868F-905 from the 121st Air Refueling Wing website [1];\n\n> Author\tU.S. Air Force photo/Senior Master Sgt. Kim Frey; The original uploader was Ktr101 at English Wikipedia, 2008-03-15 (original upload date)",
"The enemy won’t know who entered but sure as hell know who left.😎",
"Probably as American as it can get.",
">Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir? Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle. Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborghini, then. Alfred Pennyworth: Much more subtle.",
"can confirm, all 50 stars are accounted for....not sure why I counted them but I felt the need....",
"Wobblin Goblins, kinda sad to see them go.",
"patriotism is bad",
"We must have finally got around to annexing those Canadian territories.",
"“Very subtle, sir.”",
"Considering they're retired from combat, their only purpose now is to _be_ seen.",
"That's so you know who is pounding the freedom into your poor ass\n",
"So we went from let freedom ring, to BOOM BITCH!",
"When you put it like that, why aren't they all painted that way?!",
"'bout to drop some freedom seeds!",
"My guess is to maximize stealth performance ?? It would still be cool",
"A true patriot. ",
"Lol thats some evil shit",
"AMERICA, FUCK YEA!",
"When these planes go horizontal to the mountain range.. they are almost impossible to see until they are on top of you. (Got to see an awesome Air show in Colorado which had 3 of these flying over) ",
"Say that when it flies in front of an American flag",
"I had no idea the F117s were retired. Are they being replaced with a new stealth fighter? If so which one?",
"That said, the paint job on the underside is important vis-a-vis MANPADs and enemy aircraft that are below you.",
"I think the typical paint absorbs radar.",
">Considering they're retired from combat\n\nThey are? What replaced them?",
"‘Murca ",
"I had the pleasure of working on this bird. Funny story we almost had to scrap the paint job due to some maintenance that needed to be done. Was very close to missing this flight. ",
"F-22 and F-35's...",
"F-22 technically replaced it. ",
"Hmm i never thought of the F-22 as a stralth fighter. Interesting",
"drones also, classified... j/k",
"Not a scientist but I believe grey is actually for speed purposes, but the 5th gen eurofighter is white so take that with a grain of salt.",
"Because you can't hide FREEDOM",
"HELL YEAH 'MURICA",
"According to wikipedia, the F-117A has a radar cross section of 0.001 m²(0.039in²), the F-22 has a radar cross section of 0.0001 m²(0.0039in²). So yeah, the F-22 is an order of magnitude stealthier than the F-117A.",
"Mmm, I love the smell of propaganda in the morning",
"Wonder how much that paint job cost the tax payers?",
"Ha, shuttlecock.",
"The paint also was specially formulated to absorb radar and I'm GUESSING this paint scheme doesn't do that quite as well. ",
"They aren't \"all\" retired. I saw one about a month ago outside Las Vegas.",
"True, but in the case of stealth planes the matte black paint they often use is specially designed to help absorb or deflect radar. \n\nSo having a big shiny Captain America shield on your belly would give you a larger radar presence. ",
"From my understanding, the F-117 was designed for night operations, also it to keep it secret it was mainly flight tested at night, having it black meant that Russian satellites could not see it on the ground at area 51.",
"It's so you don't get confused about who's dropping bombs on you.",
"Fuck yeah",
"They were all retired from service in 2008. ",
"And even if it did, they'd presumably paint the bottoms sky blue instead of matte black.",
"F-117A Stealth Fighter with a target painted on its underside. FTFY",
"what if they are flying at night?",
"They're not gonna glow in the dark",
"Yeah well wouldn’t want to get mixed up with the Luxemburg stealth fighters. ",
"Is your idea that grey is just the fastest color? Jesus Christ Reddit... ",
"Except it is not a fighter. It’s a bomber.",
"https://theaviationist.com/2017/11/24/the-day-after-an-f-117-was-spotted-on-a-trailer-in-southern-nevada-another-one-was-photographed-flying-with-an-f-16-near-rachel/\nAgain, I know what I saw.",
"if you're close enough to see the flag, you're in much less trouble than when you can't see it and can't detect it. ",
"The most American thing I’ve ever seen. Turning a stealth bomber into a fucking flag",
"You're confusing being operated with being in active military service. The F-117 is not in service with the USAF any longer. A few examples may be still being used for various test purposes or research. This isn't at all uncommon.",
"Well, to be fair, if bombs are being dropped on you, it's probably the US.",
"sorry didnt know it was invisible!",
"So much stealth, this one was bought by England",
"freedom is non-negotiable\n",
"That's American as fuck",
"Obviously red is the fastest. ",
"Where did I say it was in active service? The article I posted said it will being phasing out 4 aircraft a year beginning in 2018. So they still are flying. \nNext time I'll get 1000 pictures and 90 minutes of film for you guys. ",
"Allies:\"Can you drop them on the enemy next time?\"\n\nUS: \"Don't worry, we've got plenty to go around!\"",
"Tell that to the kurds :(",
"Do people upvoting this post know that patriotism and jingoism only benefits the ruling class?",
"this needs to be the one doing the stadium flyovers. always.",
"yeah.... stealthy as fuck that.",
"I said these *exact* three words before I clicked comments.",
"it has to fly all its missions upside down. or maybe at night...",
"Doesn't that have more to do with the shape/types of particles and compounds that make up the paint, and not so much the color itself?",
"So it WAS a stealth fighter. Taxpayer money at its best! ",
"\"Are the Americans attacking?\"\n\n\"Well, sir, nothing's showing up on radar, but if you look out the window there's a big, triangular American flag streaking across the sky.\"\n\n\"Hmm...well, if there's nothing on radar then don't worry about it.\"",
"Yes, it's mostly the shape of the vessel. Not sure what this cat is on about.",
"Red ones go fasta'! ",
"Carbon, which is typically black, also happens to absorb EM radiation. But it’s more coincidental than anything.\n\nTo the above guys point though, that flag is almost certainly not able to absorb rf or em radiation",
"It's both",
"Introduced in 1983 from Lockheed\n\nRetired 2008\n\n25 years in service isn't to bad.",
"Is that kind of like apparent size on radar?",
"New paint line. \"Stealthy Blue, Camo Red, Don't see me White\".\nWhen I was in the USAF I was told the best stealth paint is a pinkish-hue. Apparently nobody wanted to paint the jets pink.",
"AMERICA! *FUCK YEAH!* GONNA SAVE THE MUTHAFUCKIN DAY, YEAH!",
"The very existence of this makes me wonder if there's a more stealthy replacement in operation. The F35 doesn't count as my understanding is it isn't intended for the same missions.",
"The F117 is one of the shortest living aircraft, all things considered (1983-2000 roughly tho' it is hazy because it was a secret program). Only 64 were produced. It was more of a proof of concept. It was not replaced as such. The technologies developed for the F117 live on the F22, the F35 and various other programs.\n\nIn comparison with still active aircraft: the B52 is in service since 1955, the A10 since 1976, the first F16 was delivered in 1979 and the type is still being produced and upgraded. ",
"Being retired from service doesn't mean that they were all sent to the surface of sun to be melted in the fires from whence they came; it just means they aren't being flown in active service anymore. \n \nAnd the article you linked also says they were all retired in 2008. ",
"Red and speed holes make everything faster. Basic science. ",
"No they don't. Still it is a superb piece of hardware. ",
"You are right. I took it literally. I am sorry, I was needlessly harsh. Have a nice evening. (I am not being sarcastic). ",
"I wonder if this flag was free DLC or if the devs make you pay for it.",
"yes",
"I never said they were \"sent to the sun to be melted in the fires from whence they came\". All I said was I saw one outside of Las Vegas, you guys have came up with the rest.",
"I interpreted your previous comment to the other user as a rebuke. \"Again, I know what I saw\" doesn't leave much room for interpretation.\n\nThe airplane has been withdrawn from active duty for years. I don't really care how you choose to interpret this fact.\n\nI also never said you didn't see the airplane. As I mentioned, there are likely several examples still used for all kinds of purposes. The majority of them however, have been destroyed.",
"Hmm very stealth America, well done. ",
"Wonder how many homeless vets could have been fed with the price of that paint job.",
"I dunno, it would be more interesting for me if it changed my life for the better or used for something other than supremacy. ",
"The Freedom Wedge.",
"I am not disagreeing. It is indeed a waste of resources. I just admire a piece of human ingenuity, even when it is wasted. ",
"My guess is it's a plane used for air-shows. ",
"Because *that's* a useful expenditure of military funds.",
"So the guy says F117s were retired, then you say not all of them were. Obviously you don't understand what 'retired from service' means and you don't have enough confidence to admit that you are wrong in this discussion. \n\nStop being so fucking combative and learn what retired means. Yes they were ALL retired from active service. That's all there is to it. I saw a P51 Mustang the other day, that must mean they are still active duty aircraft, right?\n\nAnd no, 'us guys didn't come up with the rest' you did. Then again, I wouldn't expect anything more from a 10mm fanboy. ",
"Trust but vairify.",
"Wouldn't say superb, but an alright one for sure. ",
"Hey only like 70% of the time",
"Let's boil it down to a level you'll understand.\n\nNo more pew pew or bomb droppy. Still fly, play chase, pretend pew pew and bomb droppy. No near angry places. ",
"jesus you reddit nerds really need to get laid lol.",
"Not much of a \"fighter\", either...",
"Also, \"go fast\" stripes.",
"Looks like japan painted the flag.",
"Which is funny, because the F22 *is* a \"stealth\" fighter, but the F117 isn't. It's basically a small, single-seat bomber.",
"Freedom boner engaged ",
"Surprise! It's murica!",
"Isnt that a bomber not a fighter?",
"Sweet waste of money.",
"> Alfred Pennyworth: Will you be wanting the Batpod, sir? \n\n>Bruce Wayne: In the middle of the day, Alfred? Not very subtle. \n\n>Alfred Pennyworth: The Lamborghini, then. Much more subtle.\n\n",
"delivering laser guided freedom. ",
"My thoughts exactly. If they are able to keep their \"stealth\" traits and still hide from radar, they should paint them all like this.",
"10mm is worst mm. Do you always lose arguments like this? ",
"Yeah I wasn't disagreeing with the point that the flag in the picture is useless. I agree. \n\nMy point was that I think people. Believe that since black colors absorb more IR wavelengths and visible light, that they think it's also true of radar. \n\nMy point was specific to radar paints themselves and the materials/compounds used to make them. ",
"Might as well slap tints, neon lights, and spinner rims on that fucker too! ",
"Can also confirm, 13 stripes in the correct alternating pattern.",
"Mountbatten pink. It was developed for RN warships in WW II, combined with uplighting to conceal the ships at night. The SAS also use pink Landrovers in the desert. Haven’t heard of it for planes though. ",
"[How the rest of the world sees America](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7R5A0pg4oN8)",
"Whereas, you just need to get fucked.",
"This has got to be breaking some sort of ultra-important flag code.",
"The stealth part is this that is a Russian Jet..... They can't blame you if they think it's someone else.....",
"They don't get bombed.\n\nThey get gassed.",
"\"Quick, turn sideways and pretend to be a flag!\"",
">Not sure why I counted them\n\nYes you do. It was the freedom that courses through your veins. The call of an eagle ^^^^^^(Hawk) that echos in your ears. The linger of diabetes that dances on the tip of your tongue and the pit of you stomach.",
"That's a lot of freedom ready to drop some serious democracy.",
"You can do such things when you are retired. ",
"You mean dropping freedom.",
"That's what they want you to think",
"Or vampire",
"Fuck yea",
"But it doesn't have that sweet radar absorbing paint",
"American",
"Turkish F-16s dropping american made JDAMS?",
"But then the bottom of the plane would be invincible.",
"You probably just missed my dad. He flew 117's until.... I wanna say.... around 94 or so. If you worked on this one, you probably weren't there yet, right?",
"Thanks. I heard it was a pastel pink. Glad to know the name. Not sure if they ever developed it for aircraft, just know it's the best for dawn and dusk flying.",
"“Wealth”",
"Do the stars make it go faster though?",
"Looks almost like a rising sun design",
"We're all adults here. You don't have to say its \"underside\" you can just say his dick. Or penis.",
"USA, USA, USAAAAAAAA.\n\nThis is a bit extra though not gonna lie.",
"Unless you are in an opposing air to air combat fighter, then the F-117A is in trouble.",
"I thought the American flag always had to be facing forward that’s why the flag is the other way round on uniform.",
"It's propaganda for the military industrial complex.",
"Photo reconnaissance squadrons in the RAF during the second word war got to experiment with their own colours. Seems the one that worked best was a light shade of pink. \n\nPink Spitfires definitely happened. ",
"The Eurofighter Typhoon is a 4th generation multi role fighter. All 5th generation aircraft have stealth capabilities.",
"AMERICA! ",
"The only way it could be more American is if it dropped race cars full of beer and guns.",
"“Stealth” ",
"I'll be dead in the cold cold ground before I recognize Missouri. ",
"No I was not. I was there 2007-2009 ",
"Why are you so retarded? People have spelled it out to you like 5 different ways and this is now your best response? Grow up kid.",
"Just a joke I made while sitting on the toilet at 6:30am. Wasn’t meant to be based off facts.",
"Stealth planes aren't particularly effective at defeating radar anyway. It might give radar guided missiles a hard time, but its largely a waste of American's tax dollars, but whatever.",
"2000 is completely not true. ",
"I know I was being pedantic. You're joke was funny, or at least 320 others thought so.",
"So, the anti radar coating on a stealth plane is typically only effective against narrow band radar, such as the guidance unit used on air-to-air missiles. Some land based radar is also narrow band, but there is also a lot of terrestrial wide band radar which actually pre-dates narrow band radar. Wide band is less accurate (within meters) compared to narrow band (which is closer to mm) but doesn't alter the fact that stealth planes remain absolutely visible to terrestrial radar systems, so a more realistic scenario would go like\n\n\"Sir! We have an unidentified blip on my radar!\"\n\n\"I'm getting eyes on those co-ordinates now.... ... its the fucking Americans!\"",
"Omg it took soooooo long to get here.",
"That’s stealthy like Trump is smart.",
"That moment when you're stealthy in every way but visibly ",
"'Murica, fuck yeah.",
"[Looks half Japanese.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Rising_Sun_Flag)",
"1+2+3+4+5+6+7+8+9+5\n=((9*(9+1))/2)\n=90/2+5\n=45+5\n=50",
"half of the tech you have today wouldn't exist without military research and development. ",
"They did have one painted more of a grey for daytime missions",
"was gonna comment this, not disappointed ",
"\"Manned autonomous drone\" [No seriously, the pilots didn't even fly it, their only job was to press the bomb release button, their flight pattern was pre-programmed into a box they shove in.\n](https://youtu.be/81S4W8rOCgo?t=2373)\n",
"Martian?",
"Now you're just being obtuse because your argument is invalid but you still feel the need to poke at it. ",
"^^^^rawr",
"from stealth to bulls eye",
"Jingotastic! Unlimited money for war. Funding cuts for the peasants.",
"Nope pencil head.",
"Fuck off communist",
"What fighter?\n\nAll I see is death from above\n\nOh my god holy shit! aaaaaaaaaaaah *dies*",
"And this is exactly why I came to the comments section",
"can you Nazi your bias",
"I mean, I'm all about 'murica, but they really should've painted the spanish flag on the underside. It's meant to be a stealth plane after all. No one expects the spanish inquisition.",
"Should've used our own satellite images to paint a top down view of a secret Russian plane on the roof to *really* throw them off. ",
"Unless you're in the opposing Air to Air and happen to also be on the ewacs radar then your smug smile fades as you hear multiple missile lock warnings from the F14 you can't see but he can see you and then you look up and the bastard is flipping you off inverted with you as your diving for cover. I'd tell you more about it but it's classified. ",
"Good Ole brrraaappp they can't even force the airframe into retirement. ",
"what stealth fighter? all i see is a flying US flag!",
"That’s it I’m done.",
"Looks like a Donald Trump order.",
"I don't see anything.",
"Your fucking tax dollars at work. Painting stupid shit on retired war planes when we massively outweigh the rest of the world in military capability. \n\nNo healthcare for poor people though, that’s a fucking waste. \n\nPaint. On a fucking plane. ",
"Need a ciggy now. ",
"It started in 71",
"pfft, yeah... this guy rolls in lookin badass knowin he can outrun anything they can throw at him, distracting the enemy while his buddy runs in, lets a few loose, and fangs it outa there before they even know they been done. ",
"This paint job completely obscures the radar screen with a waving American flag, so its the same thing really. ",
"Fuck you dude you made me spit all over my phone laughing. ",
"Shocking that a nato country is using munitions made by another nato country.",
"Disagreed.\nI believe the F22 has ATA capabilities whereas the 117 was strictly ATG.",
"Americaaaaaaa....",
"We paint British flags on our tanks with the aim of stopping the yanks \"accidentally\" bombing us. Still doesn't work.",
"*stealth",
"Super stealth... 300IQ",
"Defeats the purpose.",
"Could've sworn that was an attacker/bomber.",
"We built 64 of them. They became operational in 1983 and were mothballed them all in 2008. \n\nOne was shot down in Yugoslavia in 1999.",
"Yeh, weren't they used in the second Iraq war?",
"Yes, it was a ground attack plane, and probably should have had an A- prefix instead of an F- prefix.",
"I thought the pink was so it blends in with the sky in the morning ",
"Gotta be stylishly patriotic while you drop bombs on innocent families in the pursuit of oil my boys! ",
"It was used strictly for ATG but the way it got it's fighter designation was by shooting an ATA missile and taking down an airplane. At the time it was made under certain laws the U.S couldn't technically make another Bomber hence the reason they had to get a fighter designation. The 22 is over all a more rounded aircraft and could do what the stealth did and some. ",
"Seems legit. I had heard a similar explanation about the _F_ designation but didn't have a reference to drunkenly confirm or share.",
"The RAF used 'desert pink' temporary paint in Gulf War one.",
"\"Dealing with American tourists or invasion forces: a spotter's guide\"",
"If you're close enough to see the flag, you're close enough to become another friendly fire statistic.",
"I think I read somewhere that it was done to confuse spies during the development phase."
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"Pretty damn good",
"LAAAAAANA!",
"Your hands are too small",
"sploosh",
"better than this girl I went to HS with who made a similar costume but then fucked it up by wearing black face to \"match\" the costume.",
"I am literally wet with jealousy.",
"Cosplayer is /u/biologer",
"well props on them for being smart enough to not do blackface",
"Sploosh",
"I swear to God I had something for this.",
"Lana \n\nLana \n\nLana",
"WHAT!!?",
"Hey Lana...",
"Should have worn some hulk hands",
"The danger zone ",
"Small guns make dainty hands seem larger. ",
"Somebody call Kenny Loggins because...",
"Oh that’s great. Would love to see the slow realization that she may have gone a bit too Kirk Lazarus with her costume. ",
"She's half German so when everyone we went to school with called her out on it she was confused.",
"WHAT?!?",
"/u/biologer made [the hands bigger](https://i.redditmedia.com/wxZsk5mQiOucou32BJ8NabSCE59IOKFewBN10FCLzP8.jpg?w=768&s=df25075be87857ea6f8d8c2ba1ff4add) over [here](https://np.reddit.com/r/ArcherFX/comments/7oysxr/photoshopped_my_lana_cosplay_to_make_it_more/?st=JCANQUEF&sh=2587dbdf).",
"She looks like Megan Fox, damnnn",
"Dude. ",
"I wonder the same thing.",
"Incoming karma because of an attractive female in 3.....2......1....",
"danger zone?",
"Nice name, fella!",
"No, Kenny Loggins!\n\nFrom Kenny Loggins Roasters?",
"Damnit! You beat me to it! :-)",
"[Fixed](https://i.redditmedia.com/wxZsk5mQiOucou32BJ8NabSCE59IOKFewBN10FCLzP8.jpg?w=768&s=df25075be87857ea6f8d8c2ba1ff4add)\n\nEdit: credit to /u/biologer as the Cosplayer and for the shopped pic",
"Truckasaurus!\n\nBeautifully done.",
"Yes! That’s great ",
"I would like to point out, this is not OP. ~~In my search to find OP I discovered her account has been suspended.~~\n\nEDIT: Never mind. This is OP https://www.reddit.com/user/biologer ",
"Without the gun holsters/gun this would make a good escort photo for craigslist.",
"Cosplayer is /u/biologer",
"Sorry, didn't scroll down far enough to see you give credit.",
"Something something Danger Zone!",
"Not enough Scoliosis.",
"*Daaaanger zooooone*",
"The guns are not quiet right.\nPlease shoot me",
"Danger zone. ",
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"How much?",
"Is the relevant part that she didn't grow up in the US? (I'm half German and I know that's way over many giant red lines)",
"9/10, hands not big enough",
"Half tempted to suggest going blackface.",
"Isn’t Lana black?",
"For some reason my roommate thinks Lana is Mexican....... I hate my roommate..",
"Drown a toddler in ya panties ",
"Oh my, they are extremely large. May I cup them?",
"Nice legs FTW.\n",
"And whatever my equivalent of sploosh is... which I guess is just sploosh",
"Sigh... unzip",
"Hands are too normal looking ",
"Am gay",
"Only with semen.",
"I told you call me K-LOG.\n\nRICKY ATTACK!",
"Well you freaked out when I said ‘quadroon!’",
"You deserve so much karma for that lol",
"It's like being hit with cricket bats.",
"Don’t worry some SJW is triggered somewhere because of “cultural appropriation.”",
"No, guns are not quiet when you shoot them. ",
"Trigger discipline!",
"What's wrong with black face? A lot of great actors have done black face, like Laurence Olivier in Othello. That's like the classiest actor of all time.",
"I say this as a straight woman: That's hot.",
"black-ish",
"Can I watch you",
"More accurate though",
"Miley Cyrus as Lana",
"You gotta make the lips funny.",
"Those legs though. ",
"Still racist.\n",
"How many guys hit you up thinking youre her? also for the guys who will message the real girl, shes into girls. ",
"Comments locked in 3.......2.......1......",
"Good. Gravy. ",
"If the goal is to look like Lana then painting your skin black is the logical choice. It's like someone cosplaying as Hellboy and not painting themselves red. If Lana had afro hair would it be racist if the cosplayer wore an afro? What if I went as Donald Trump, could I wear orange paint?",
"Fuck her hands! Oooo lala! 😛",
"This is how you do it without being racist. It's not hard. And it's very well done",
"Really?",
"accurate",
"But Zwarte Piet is Dutch not German...",
"But but... THINK ABOUT THE DEMONS\n\nEdit: #Demonlivesmatter. Sorry to any hellspawn offended by my comments",
"Splooooooosh!",
"Upvoted because of... cosplay. Yes, that's why",
"Wat no?\n\n>*LAAAAANAAAAAAA*!?",
"Mawp mawp",
"looking like a yummy snack for sure",
"Black face has a dark, dark historical context behind it that would be irresponsible to ignore. ",
"He’s quoting a bit from Its Always Sunny in Philadelphia where MAC insists black face can be tasteful",
"Because cultural appropriation is so much better....?",
"It’s mainly context. Maybe eventually it will be more okay but historically blackface has been a racially motivated way of painting black characters as wildly offensive caricatures. The reason the German student was confused is that blackface didn’t have nearly the same association. In “The Book Thief” a young boy named Rudy idolizes a black Olympian and at one point uses spot or dirt to essentially become black before trying to break a personal record. It wasn’t wildly disrespectful. But in the history of American theater blackface was a way of white people reinforcing extreme and demeaning stereotypes of black people.\n\nPainting oneself orange to parody trump or bronze to parody the jersey shore cast is still disrespectful, sure, and you could argue that disrespect is par for the course in a parody. Individual Disrespect is one thing, systemic reinforcement of toxic stereotypes borders more on racial oppression. Putting on fake coloring to make fun of fake tanning is different than putting on paint to mimic someone’s skin color.\n\nIt’s just really hard to get away from the association people have with what was really not okay.",
"Lethal weapon 5",
"Nooooope",
"Ah, I see now. Outside of a few episodes I've only just started at the beginning. I'm only on episode 3 of season 1 so there are probably a lot of references I'll get when I'm done. ",
"That's me! henlo",
"Are you seriously taking the position that an archer character represents something valuable enough to be appropriated in a meaningful way. ",
"+1 if you had baby seamus on you lol.",
"Sorry, piggybacking off your top comment\nThis post is not a photo of OP, it's a photo of me. You have to scroll WAY too far down to see the comment where he credits me and I really like being credited where due, thanks!!",
"But wait, would that cheer you up? You and me.. a little *revenge* anal...? ",
"Just realized Lana is the opposite of Trump. Black, a woman, large hands, and competent. ",
"i love the way this (reference) gets downvoted, instead of the people above you who seem to be actually defending blackface.",
"*skeet skeet*",
"This is excellent!",
"Imagine if someone has a girlfriend like this.",
"Lana only has the appearance of competence. Remember, they call her Spray and Pray.",
"I mean, did you used to be a man?",
"Cultural appropriation! But good call on opting out of doing black face ",
"The zone will be one of danger?",
" NO! No way. Oh my sides. WAT. How can you be.... that... stupid.",
"You can only believe this is if you only think of it in a vacuum, devoid of context. ",
"AMAAAAAZING!!!",
"LOOOOL HAHAHA HAHA 😂 😂 ",
"Yes. In this context anyways.",
"Wow, that is goooooooooorgeous!",
"Honestly, I don't see any comments complaining that she is doing a black character (which is awesome, people should be able to cosplay whatever race), but anytime I see a Black family or person cosplay a different race it's always \"nigger version of *****\" \"ghetto version of ****\" \"you can't cosplay *** you're black!\"\n\nDouble standard no?",
"You're either a bad troll or a moron",
"danger zone",
"Those ain't meat hooks",
"No. Not even close.",
"Which is the way it should be in a perfect world.",
"If he credited you why are you telling us? Reddit will take its natural course and upvote it... Your comment comes off weird.",
"Friend zone?",
"Friend zone?",
"And she isn’t dark skinned enough.",
"These ones aren't. But if you equip a supressor is lowers the noise exponentially. Still get a pew pew sound. But very quiet ",
"Abagine",
"Mulatto butts\nMULATTO BUTTS ",
"She said why - she felt that the comment crediting her lacked visibility. ",
"Any relation to Lanacane, first aid antiseptic?",
"Still works",
"You would probably pull of Lara Croft even better.",
"I sat here debating if this counts as quadroon",
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHA yes. Reddit ALWAYS gives credit to OP over repost. /s",
"I'm Pacman Jones!",
"Tiny Tec9's to simulate huge hands?",
"> Laurence Olivier in Othello.\n\nHad to google that. Oh god",
"Need bigger boobs, thats all of think of when I think of Lana",
"Mullato??? \n\n(Archer’s comment, not mine)",
"Hate to be that guy but it’d be hotter if she was black. Just cosplay the rich daughter brunette chick. Nice touch with the tech nines tho :) ",
"His credit's at the top...",
"Sploosh",
"Typical white privilege, now even appropriating the cosplay opportunities.",
"Cultural appropriation at it again...",
"Also tropic thunder ",
"I don't know about you but I'm going to be pretty mad if I end up having to murder Kenny loggins",
"/r/nocontext\nEdit I can't spell",
"I mean sploosh...but with seaman ",
"Read your comment wrong because I'm in a bumpy car and I thought you said the N word oops",
"And not black. \n\nThis passes off better as an Angelina Jolie vs of Lara Croft. ",
"Is that a tactleneck?",
"Didn't hear you complain last night!",
"So, you'd prefer black face? Lol gtfo",
"You're not wrong, I don't know why your being down voted ",
"So, should every action that has ever been used denigrate a person or group of people be socially unacceptable?\n\nI do like how you're so particularly astute and empathetic with black culture, then completely disrespect Eastern US Italian culture in the next paragraph. What's your problem with people wanting to put some bronzer on their skin to make themselves look better in the eyes of others in their own community?",
"I'm getting dehydrated!",
"https://youtu.be/d3D7Y_ycSms",
"Hands too small.",
"> anytime I see a Black family or person cosplay a different race\n\nWould love to see ONE example of this in the last say, two decades.\n\n",
"Very nicely done! You even nailed the resting bitch face to a t ",
"Hello!",
"Nah that’s the problem with your over generalization. It wasn’t a one time thing in one city. This was something that went on for decades across the nation and idk if we can say it ever fully stopped. That’s why I say at one point it might become okay. It just needs to have enough distance from the context of systematic oppression. We haven’t had that yet.\n\n",
"Those legs go “ALL THE WAY UP”!",
"Nice. I like my women with big klobbering mitts",
"No, the term \"cultural appropriation\" has just been taken over by sjws who want to prevent race mixing while pretending they aren't racist. They don't really understand what makes it a problem so they do it whenever something seems to fit on a surface level.",
"Your black. Ish",
"Thinking about it is the closest you'll ever get. ",
"Ahh. So a long history of oppression is where you draw the line? So, I assume you've never mocked a southerner since the north invaded, slaughtered and annexed the south? And has since been holding them as an oppressed group of colonies ever since. You're doling out this empathy for victims of \"systematic oppression\" evenly across all cultures?",
"Holy mother of god I'm in love",
"You have more than delivered OP, good work!",
"No problem, credit where credit is due. ",
"Okay. So the southern half of the United States is actively being oppressed by the north? I think we are probably done here. I hope you get help.",
"Step 1: Be black.\n\nYou failed step one........",
"I'm sorry, I didn't know she was a gay.",
"Do you sincerely believe that the southern states did not peacefully secede from the union, then were forced by violence to rejoin?",
"You stole her post and you stole her bigger hands edit too...",
"I dunno. The Dutch have zwarte Piet and don't see anything wrong with it.",
"Whatever the male equivalent is of sploosh... which I guess is still sploosh...",
"Genuine question, why didn't Chris Lilley get flack for his black face in Angry Boys?",
"What about the hairstyle, dress, shoes or the weapons is cultural appropriation? Enlighten me.",
"Whatever it takes to keep your fragile world from falling apart.",
"Came here to say that.",
"You haven't seen the new BBC series. Or once googled POC cosplaying as white people huh?",
"How would you do it being racist?",
"Wasn't claiming ownership of either, and credited her in the comments. I'll edit the comment to make it clearer.",
"It's cosplay of a drawing. Holy shit bro, chill. ",
"Needs bigger boobs",
"Needs bigger boobs",
"I mean it's not like they would have had a chance otherwise, but it doesn't hurt to let them know I suppose.",
"The fact that people think there is a chance I'm not joking scares me.",
"Welcome to the new brave world. Most of it stems from the circumstance that jokes that work really well in person (because of the way you can use your voice to bring the message across that it was - in fact - a joke) might not work in text.\n\nCue to one of the greatest conventions commonly used on reddit to prevent exactly that. \n\nMay I present to you:\n\nthe */s*\n\nHave fun with it Boo :*",
"> Would love to see ONE example of this in the last say, two decades.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4vhg16/family_cosplay_win/\n\n*edit: Thank you to the moderator who provided those screenshots. Hope u/Justavian and u/styopa got to see them. ",
"Yikes. Wars for independence are pretty common. Yes they seceded “peacefully” in open rebellion, much like the original colonies also tried to become their own nation. The way you phrase it makes it seem so one-sided. It was a war. The south killed plenty of northerners too. They didn’t just roll over and die. The south actually had some very impressive military successes in the war but were ultimately outmanned, outgunned, and cut off from resources. Yea there were atrocities. It was a fucking war.\n\nThe post war period was a difficult transition but it’s not like the south remains oppressed by the north, and many of the differences that existed between north and south back then aren’t nearly as relevant or prominent today. Most of us southerners have a hard time sympathizing for the confederacy seeing as one of the main issues at hand was human slavery. Yes there were other huge factors such as economic differences and states’ rights, but when you boil it all down the reason that the union felt the need to infringe upon states’ rights was that states’ rights were being invoked as defense of a terrible practice.\n\nBut all of this is besides the fucking point. Southerners weren’t oppressed by the act of putting on a southern accent. Southern accents have not contributed to a continuing dehumanization of southerners to the extent that southerners are actively being oppressed. There’s no meaningful parallelism between putting on a southern accent and blackface. Seriously just google it. Do the slightest bit of research. Blackface wasn’t just the type of offensive humor that South Park does. It wasn’t satirical and it wasn’t anything that would be funny to a black person. It was deliberately about reinforcing and celebrating racism. It wasn’t laughing with them but rather laughing at them and degrading them, with no real wit. It was much more fucked up than a simple racist joke. Joking about more lighthearted stereotypes that have some level of truth is a lot more likely to be funny to the person you are joking about. When there isn’t a joke and all you have is “black people are complete idiots with no work ethic who are rightfully subservient to superior white people,” it has gone way beyond what can be excused as a joke.",
"I refuse to ruin a joke with the stupid '/s' I have plenty of karma to lose some on jokes that don't hit.",
"Fapfap",
"That's a legitimate stance and I adore it. However then, it comes to me as a bit of a surprise that this happening is still surprising you :)",
"And James Earl Jones",
"Hot Hot arrest me pliss",
"She's not black this is appropriation",
"Now remove the clothes. ",
"No, OP *is* u/elee0228.\r\n\r\nWhat you meant is \"OP is not the cosplayer, the cosplayer is /u/biologer\"",
"DAE TRUMP LOL",
"^danger ^zone",
"Thats stripper lora croft playing lana",
"You did it man, you beat me. ",
"Except in that thread: ZERO examples of what you were talking about.\n\n\"Nigger\" 0/0 found\n\n\"Ghetto\" - 0/0 found\n\nThe only comments with \"black\" are:\n\n\"Black people are the only ones who can really approximate Lisa's hair.\"\n\nand \"So the Simpsons are black now? We're just gonna let the Simpsons be black? What's next a black Spider-Man?? /s\nOr a black president? Like thats ever gonna happen!\" (Clearly sarcastic)\n\n",
"[Mulatto Butts!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs)",
"Except this is a repost. So no.",
"I went to leave a witty comment and saw every one I would have said. Damn. Good work. ",
"[Mulatto butts!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pwzL23asWGs)",
"I looked through about half of the top level comments on that thread, and none of them said \"nigger version\" or \"they shouldn't cosplay this\" or anything of the sort. Several comments are \"here come the racists\" and what not - so i guess people are anticipating such things. But i don't see some kind of deluge of negative comments.\n\nAbsolutely any cosplay will have *some* negative comments. Even this thread has \"Isn't Lana Black\"? And a few other straggler comments about mulato.\n\nI'm not remotely trying to say there's no such thing as racism, or that black people never draw out racists. But your comment really paints a picture i'm not seeing. The way you phrased it, it sounds like i should expect to go over to that other thread and find almost nothing but disparaging remarks.",
"\"Yeah Lana, you're black...ish\"",
"Well you freaked out when I used the word \"quadroon...\" ",
"a goddess",
"You don't see it because this is a moderated forum, and we remove those types of comments.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/As6CWxl.png",
"DONT YOU KNOW THAT SHE COMES FULLY LOADED\n\nASS SO FAT AND SHE KNOWS HOW TO TOTE IT. ",
"good fucking god she's fine",
"Damn that dude really doesn’t like black people",
"Have you considered growing larger hands?",
"Wow, this is clearly blatant appropriation of people with big hands. How dare ye.",
"TIL Miley Cyrus watches Archer",
"YUUUUUP!!! ",
"very nice sweater!! where do you get those?",
"Holy shit that's a lot of random hate.",
"You don't see it because this is a moderated forum, and we remove those types of comments.\n \nI hit ctrl+f and found this pretty quickly.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/As6CWxl.png\n\n",
"Truckasaurus Rex. ",
"Those are the cutest boots I have ever seen!",
"This is amazing! She is stunning! \n\n",
"Misguided and ignorant, but definitely not random",
"I made this. Welcome to Reddit. \n\n\n",
"No one's saying it isn't, even OP credited.",
"Terrible trigger discipline too",
"Ben Wah",
"i like the detail in the d44 blaster it really stands out in this piece",
"Where should it be guided then? ",
"Almost funny how she didn't understand the anger.\n\nJust being a character, no racism intended...yet everyone was probably offended on behalf of them",
"WHILE VERY PRETTY, HANDS TOO SMALL... EPIDERMIS LACKING IN GRADIENT...",
"WUT?",
">races should be segregated, and not enjoy culture of one another\n\n---you",
"Needs bigger hands",
"That is not very gr8, n8",
"Thank gawd. An archer cosplay without think lines.",
"Damn thats good. Also made me realize what an impractical outfit that is for a secret agent.",
"You're missing 2 key elements. ",
"Lana is black...",
"You think K-Log won’t shoot, punk?",
"In that particular case, I would recommend self harm.\n\n",
"Jeeeesus",
"Sorry, you need bigger hands. :/\n\nYou tried...",
"Hands aren't big enough.",
"Christ - gorgeous chick and really well-matching costume. This is the stuff of cosplay here, people",
"Fuckin perfect",
"Agreed. Lol ",
"As Cheryl would say......Clomp, clomp, clomp....",
"Once you have seen them all, there will be a reference in nearly every thread. ",
"Great, now they get to fantasise about being the one to ‘turn’ her- shuffle back into the darkness, m’neckbeards!",
"Oh I know. Having nearly every line of Parks and Rec or Arrested Development committed to memory I know how it goes. That was kind of the final reason I had to start watching the show. I've seen a few of the more talked about episodes over the years so I already knew I liked the show, just needed to sit down and do it. ",
"I'll start by saying SHwiing\nBut you don't look like a very much like giant nigress",
"You single?",
"Nice, Truckasauras.",
"It's a quote from IASIP",
"No need to be an asshole just because he didn't realize it was a quote from a sitcom. It is indeed racist but that wasn't what was being conveyed here, Quite on the contrary ",
"Your comment comes off as stupid.",
"Not octoroon enough.",
"> No. Not even close.\nDouble Standard: \na rule or principle that is unfairly applied in different ways to different people or groups.\n\nHow is it not a double standard? I even broke it down in my previous comment. \n\nNot trying to sound mean or start a race debate, I hope we get to a point where people can do this and we just admire this thicc girl and move on, but it's a problem with the community that surrounds cosplay. \n",
"My God it's white lana",
"Yes but i see a stronger Lara croft resemblance tbh",
"Gene Wilder in silver streak with Richard Pryor. Hilarious.",
"\"You're Lara Croft, right?\"",
"James Earl Jones did a great black face! ",
"Much better, thanks.",
"Excuse me if I’m wrong but, arn’t you supposed to be black? Lana... Lana... LAAAAAAAAAAANNNNNNNAAAAAAAAA",
"Just jackin it",
"~~boobs~~ hands",
"She looks Baby Crazy!",
"Up voting for the reference. Outstanding movie.",
"I don't see anything wrong with this. What would have been wrong is if she tanned or used make up to make herself look more black. ",
"Hey, I know her, she’s dope.",
"AHAHAHAAAA!! another Trump joke! How clever",
"But isn’t Lana... of a darker shade of skin?",
"Now that’s funny Poovie",
"It's still shockingly racist, there's arguments about it every year. ",
"Swing\n",
"Lana Kane is black!",
"They do, but you you trust their opinions of Lana?\n",
"Lana! ",
"Hey, you can't point out racism as a double standard. Becuase Reddit hates double standards (when it is unfair the them). ",
"Oh shit at first I thought it was Gyn Orso from Rogue One. ",
"Yea thoes hands are huge! 😲",
"And she has much bigger...umm...guns as well.",
"Which is hilarious because it's exactly what Archer would think in that situation.",
"Unless you want her to blackface it....",
"> Absolutely any cosplay will have some negative comments. Even this thread has \"Isn't Lana Black\"? And a few other straggler comments about mulato.\n\nWell what's the word for it, then? You freaked out when I said quadroon",
"that s fine one\n",
"I wonder why",
"lol just wear hulk hands and you'll be set",
"Focus on the skin color and not the character.",
"This has nothing to do with cultural appropriation. Lana Kane is not an indicative icon of black culture, nor is her character being exploited by this person in contrast to black culture. \n\nThe difference isn't even subtle.",
"My dick wasn't ready!",
"Autistic screeching: \"Whitewashed!!!\"",
"If it's a key part of the characters identity then I dont see why thats any worse than colored contacts or a wig to match them better. I understand there is a history to blackface but I'm of the mind that what matters more is intent. If someone does it because they're racist and want a racist outfit it's racist if someone just does it to identify better with the thing they're dressing up as then it's not racist. \nFor example I wouldnt consider this kid racist http://gawker.com/5911495/second-grader-removed-from-class-for-putting-on-black-face-to-look-like-mlk\n\nand like I mentioned if the color of the skin plays a big part to the character then I dont see a problem with matching it\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/rickandmorty/comments/77uqcu/unity_cosplay/\n\nObviously that's an alien and not a person but if you're dressing up as a character who for some reason a major defining factor to them is their skin color then I dont see a reason to not match it if you feel like it.",
"If one thinks that the major defining characteristic of a person is the color of their skin... then it would qualify as racist.",
"Where is the black face",
"It's as much a defining feature as hair or eye color. Is it racist if I wear a wig or contacts to look more like a character who is of a different ethnicity? Suppose I want to go as carrot head for halloween is it racist for me to wear a bright red wig. how about if I lighten up my skin a little and put on some freckles for the costume? ",
"The only thing racist here is trying to prevent people from doing something based on the color of their skin.",
"You're spooling a lot of different ideas together without actually making a point. So I'll start from the beginning.\n\nRacism isn't just hate or disrespect of someone because of their color. Racism is belief that there is a difference, whether positive or negative, in people because of their race. \n\nIf one believes that in order to appear to be Lana Kane, they would *have* to put on black face, it tells you that they think that her race is a distinguishing feature that makes her stand out. It tells you that when they see the character, being black stands out more than *any* other feature.\n\nThat's racist. The character is boiled down to a single individuality, one defining feature, that feature being race.\n\nIf you can't imagine a character without their race being an aspect (which is difficult at first but not impossible) then that tells us about the lens you view the world in.\n\nAnother good cosplay example would be\n\nhttps://pics.me.me/offwhite-queso-takeout-migos-nailedit-halloween-foreals-28691080.png\n\nIt's distinctive. They hit on characteristics of three individuals and didn't narrow it down to race.",
"The boobs should be bigger as well. Can't believe nobody is talking about it. Reddit had gone soft.",
"Wow. I thought that was Megan Fox",
"What if it was tasteful like in Lethal Weapon 5 & 6?",
"Complexion too light. Bust too small, and the most important detail of all hands too small.",
">Racism is belief that there is a difference, whether positive or negative, in people because of their race.\n\nThere are differences between races and acknowledging this is not racist. Europeans tend to have fairer skin than sub Saharan Africans. If you've got Japanese ancestry then chances are your hair will be straighter than if you got ancestry from the Congo. If you've got European ancestry then you have a better chance of being blonde hair with green eyes then someone with Amerindian ancestry. \n\nThat being said when I said the race being a defining factor I'm not talking about Lana Kane but rather something like a book character where not much is given about them but their race. If the only characteristics we're given are that the person has black skin and blue eyes and that plays a big part to the story because people think it's odd to have black skin and blue eyes then yes I'd say that perhaps black skin is a pretty important characteristic. \n\nThen on top of that you've got characters who are shown but who's color is a huge defining trait like shadow versions of characters. which would still set off the blackface alarms for some people https://i.pinimg.com/originals/c7/e8/ba/c7e8bad5d8c335462aba62fe1d3dda00.jpg",
"I love that that's always the top comment on Lana cosplays",
"God girls know how to be beautiful and sexy ",
"Lana!!",
"I need a girl like this.",
"Why would Lana have the wee baby Seamus?",
"This is literally white washing, but it's a really good costume (except for the tiny hands)",
"Apologies for the delay. I was away from my computer, and I wanted to give you a real response.\n\n> The way you phrase it makes it seem so one-sided. It was a war. \n\nIt was only a war after the north decided to make it one. It was a secession. This is like blaming China for the Opium Wars. There was clearly a violent aggressor, and the south's reaction was in defense of their lives (or freedom, since they could have stopped the war by conceding, though so could the north). And everything done to them was an act of oppression. They wanted freedom, and the north killed them by the hundreds of thousands (edited from millions) for trying to get it. If you think anything that African Americans have experienced in the past 50 years comes anything close to this, you're fucking nuts.\n\n> it’s not like the south remains oppressed by the north\n\nThis is within your own moral construct. They are free according to your definition of freedom. It's the same bullshit like \"we give them welfare, so they should be happy,\" while at the same time criminalizing their belief system. I get that their belief system is pure faux-religious shit where they in turn just oppress blacks and gays, but that's the way they want to live, and they want to do it without having to deal with the north. And if you want to defend the freedoms of Muslims to stone gays and execute adulterers and sell their daughters to men, and if you think it's oppression to violate their religious freedom to do these things, then it sure as fuck is oppression to make it illegal to discriminate against homosexuals when making a fucking wedding cake and to make their companies pay for birth control for employees, and to make them include people in their communities that they sincerely believe with bring God's wrath against them.\n\n>But all of this is besides the fucking point. Southerners weren’t oppressed by the act of putting on a southern accent. \n\nThat's a pretty shitty straw man, but I'll roll with the point I think you're making.\n\nBlack people were not oppressed by media portraying them in a disgusting fashion. Oppression came from the laws that enabled it. Unless you want to say media's portrayal of black people amounted to brainwashing to help sustain the laws, in which case their portrayal of southerners as racist filthy sister-fucking trailer trash is the same thing. It's clear as fuck to me that northerners and coastals treat southerners with the same ignorant dismissal as southerners stereotypically do to blacks. Even I think of them that way a little, and I actually try to be conscious of respecting everyone's culture, not just \"my side\" of a political divide. And that's largely because people learn about the south more from Hollywood's misrepresentation of it rather than from William Faulker's. \n\nSo, yeah, in the same way it's not funny to make jokes predicated on the \"knowledge\" that blacks are less intelligent than other races, it's not funny to make jokes predicated on the \"knowledge\" that southerners are sister fucking inbred retards.\n\nI get that these two concepts will never be the same. Nothing is ever THE SAME. But it seems like you made you decision on who to discriminate against, and are using insignificant differences to justify it, when the core points seem to hold for both.\n\n",
"Oh yeah. Funny show!",
"No apology needed for the delay.",
"all the cosplay fanatics in here butt hurt she's not black. it's cosplay. duh. lol ",
"hahaha"
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Lana Kane Archer Cosplay
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[
"Dress for the job you want?",
"Took me a second to figure it out. Well done. :-)",
"Your average facebook user would post this titled as ''How people see me and who I really am.''",
"This subreddit went to absolute shit",
"Cool poster for a 1990's guidance councillor's office wall"
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Urban tiger
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"and you took pictures of it like a creeper",
"It was pining for the fjords.",
"You sure it's not dead?"
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This butterfly was sleeping
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[
"TIL Southerners love eating shit",
"But they're not lying... It was invented in North Carolina.",
"I don’t get it...",
"What are you talking about?",
"The joke is that people in the South consider Pepsi to be a \"Yankee\" soda. Coke is the southern soda. I'm living in the South, and apparently Pepsi is trying to identify with Southerners more.\n\n\nI personally don't care. I try to avoid all of that shit. Though on the occasion I drink soda, it's usually Dr Pepper.",
"You just learned that? It seems like the obesity rate might've been a pretty good indicator "
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Pepsi is full of shit
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"A frost storm colored the trees white, taken in Bavaria, Germany.",
"They’re magically delicious! ",
"Lookin like grandma hair",
"Those trees seem oddly spaced apart. "
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Bavarian frosted trees
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/r/pics/comments/7t4orf/you_have_been_visited_by_al_borland_upvote_to/
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[
"I don't think so, Tim.",
"Proto Ron!",
"/u/nongingertreeninja, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for votes. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/nongingertreeninja&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t4orf/you_have_been_visited_by_al_borland_upvote_to/?context=10\\))"
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You have been visited by Al Borland. Upvote to make all your DIY projects a success!
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/r/pics/comments/7t4owd/i_found_these_yesterday_from_my_elementary_school/
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[
"I remember these! That's when school was actually fun.",
"Yes! That was my intention with posting this. ",
"Back when it was fun to win. Now there is no encouragement to try harder. Why should I try when everyone wins? I can just coast and still pass. Forget character development or effort. ",
"You nailed it. I feel the same way. My wife's a third grade teacher, so I hear a lot. She agrees with us. It's a shame. We have a six-year-old daughter and a 10-year-old daughter, also, that are in this public school system. We try to foster a healthy level of competition at home hahha. The teachers' hands are tied at school. I could go on and on, but I completely agree.",
"We had these EXACT ones in elementary school in the ‘70s as well!",
"Awesome!"
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I found these yesterday from my elementary school in the early 80s... back when they had actual athletic competition in schools in the US (no offense to any current gym teachers/educators themselves).
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"its natures version of a 2 for 1 deal",
"I catch perch all the time with a fish in its mouth already. Always a trip",
"Wait till you get one with a snake."
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This fish bit my lure as a second helping
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"Because Oprah’s eyes are closed?",
"Yeah, I don't see it",
"You mean Reese Witherspoon’s third leg?",
"their place marks are still in the shot, she has a third leg, this can't be the final draft.",
"Who cares. Just look at how wonderful Wonder Woman looks!"
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Somebody forked up photoshopping this year’s Vanity Fair Hollywood cover
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"Where?? Holy shit",
"I wonder what the mold structure looked like when this was being built.",
"[Not even changing the title, eh?](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/70bm3j/the_art_of_the_brick/)\n\nStill not brick. Painted polystyrene.",
"I live 10 minutes away from this, it's in Rhymney, Wales\n\n\nAlso, you reposted a repost from u/GallowBoob :( ",
"Now where did I leave my pitchfork ",
"[Google Street View](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@51.776246,-3.3009285,3a,75y,145.91h,83.6t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sbMh8LH88ImpPrh_yaT0NPw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)",
"Not actually brick? I was seriously impressed there for a minute.",
"This proves Germany has had Stellarator technology since WWII",
"wow!!!",
"The inside is the outside is the outside is the inside.",
"Snakes or foxes?",
"Bring some iron along just in case.",
"When architects drink.",
"We have a crazy church in Copenhagen where brick are used in more ways than you can think of:\n\nhttp://www.grundtvigskirke.dk/arkitektur-og-h%C3%A5ndv%C3%A6rk-0",
"This stresses me out more than it should. ",
" Amazing.\n",
"All good. Just get another. It wasn’t a real pitchfork anyways. ",
"Reposting comments now, huh?",
"Too legit to quit right heruh",
"Superb work",
"My my, isn't that something.",
"the next Fortnite update",
"Nobody beats the Brick",
"You can't fool me, that's Anor Londo, I've already killed the transvestite tricking you.",
"Mobius",
"I was wondering how they would've done it with bricks.",
"Brick porn",
"Probably digitally modelled and mapped too. It's just a cheap digital parlor trick, instead of any real craft or skill. Very anti climatic. \n"
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The Art of the Brick
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/r/pics/comments/7t4t9h/phone_glitched_while_taking_a_picture_of_the/
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[
"Damn glitch in the matrix.",
"Or did it?",
"Or you just got a glimpse of another deminsion. ",
"Pretty cool. I wonder if it was the post processing or the hardware glitching.",
"Someone needs to create a program that can replicate these glitches. Would make millions. ",
"Yeah, I don't know that there is any hardware that could accidentally double expose' a digital photo.",
"Maybe you got proof that the world glitched",
"r/glitch_art",
" Supposedly there's 12.",
"glitch in the matrix",
"Looks like it too a photo of what was to the right of frame and it layered it over what you took a shot of",
"I only know of 3",
"Maybe Porter Robinson will use it in a new music video.",
"God is getting old these days\n\nAnd sometimes His work goes sideways\n\nHis rendering reality\n\nJust ain't what it used to be",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"r/analbumcovers",
"I know of 4.",
"forgot about time again?"
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Phone glitched while taking a picture of the sunset
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"I bet it took you like 3 hours to finish the shading on the upper lip",
"That was a reference that briefly went over my head, like a pass from Uncle Rico, but I managed to catch what you did there.",
"In 20 years an orange tree will be posting this to r/blunderyears ",
"This is the fruit of your labor? \n\nI literally cannot bear it. \n\nIf u made another one they’d be a great pear\n\nThis is just peachy \n\nOrange you glad I’m not funny\n\nBiology is so much fun"
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I never thought drawing faces on fruit would be so rewarding.
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"kitty been playing Skyrim",
"*Cat keeps walking on keyboard*\n\n“Damn I can’t get any work done with this stupid cat around. Guess I’ll go for a drive”\n \n*looks outside*\n\n“Fuck”",
"Cat: \"Checkmate.\"",
"cat.exe has stopped working.",
"\"I called shotgun, Todd.\"",
"The ground is lava. Or cold, or wet, or.....",
"LE^LE^LE^LE^LE",
"Repo-cat wants you to know who took your truck.",
"bahaha this is too real. I live in a small studio and my cat is everywhere you dont want him to be",
"[Goat black magic.](https://i.imgur.com/UmNPk81.jpg)",
"Three leg Cat?",
"the fuh?",
"lol wtf are cats even doing.",
"R/angrycatpics",
"Your cat has been replaced with a goat.",
"Reminds me of the Specials in the Uglys series by Scott Westerfeld.",
"Makes me wonder how scratched up that door got before the cat managed to get up there.",
"Cats don’t abide by the laws of physics. ",
"\"Oh no. Only room for three foots.\"\n\n(leg vanishes)\n\n\"Perfect.\"\n",
"/r/blackmagicfuckery ",
"Cats are absolute masters of physics. This particular cat knows exactly where his center of mass is with respect to his contact area.",
"I can't help but see its tail as a poorly-drawn fourth leg.",
"Iirc that's brick on a slope, so it's not a sheer face. ",
"Goats beat cats at everything including cheese",
"Have you ever milked a cat and made cheese from it?"
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Kitty black magic
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/r/pics/comments/7t53ag/i_work_in_a_wealthy_school_district_and_they/
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[
"people are the worst no matter where they are from.",
"It's not always about stealing. I could see this being useful just to ensure they're always where they're supposed to be. I feel like I should do this in my house, because the scissors are often not put back.",
"After they went missing 5 times this was the solution.",
"This is true."
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I work in a wealthy school district and they still have to do this. (Elementary school)
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"Do you mean *colors*?",
"yes? sorry for my english(\n",
"Lisa Frank called she wants her dog back.",
"NP, its spelled with one l."
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Need more collors!
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/r/pics/comments/7t55mh/lovable_and_cute_pocket_bunny/
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"I'll take this bunny and 10,000 rats. ",
"Meta\n",
"Sorry, but that's a Bun.\n\nhttps://xkcd.com/1871/",
"Hunter gonna win. ",
"And not one hare out of place"
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Lovable and Cute Pocket Bunny
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"Totally radical dude!",
"Posted yesterday :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):"
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Michelangelo.
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/r/pics/comments/7t58ct/my_headphones_finally_stopped_working_today_after/
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[
"You should inspect your drawer or backpack or whatever for a family of rodents.",
"Those look like Bose. If they are, call their customer service, be very friendly, and ask if they can do anything to help. They used to have amazing customer service, but have moved it all outside the US in recent years, so it may have changed. ",
"They are bose, but like I said they're about 5 years old at this point and have been slowly degrading for a while, so I figure any kind of warranty, implicit or not, will be long expired.\n\nEdit: I shot them an email on the topic, will let you guys know when I hear back!",
"Can't hurt to try. Tell them you'll blast it all over reddit if they replace them. ",
"I'm not sure if they still do it, but they used to offer discounts for trading in old stuff. If you have the time, it might be worth a call. I know the company has changed a lot since Dr. Bose died, but they used to be really customer service oriented. "
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My Headphones Finally Stopped Working Today After 5 Long Years of Extensive Use. RIP
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"Whats in it?",
"Can ya please tell us what’s inside and not leave us hanging?!",
"Haven't opened it yet. The previous owners had no idea it was here, which means it probably hasn't been open since the 70s. so I'm gonna have to get someone to come open it. Secretly hoping for money, stocks or bonds, or at least a body part! ",
"Damn, that looks like a major safe.",
"As soon as I get it open ill be sure to update everyone! ",
"Thanks ",
"Yeah its built into the foundation it seems. So not easy to take out of the floor. Building my new flooring around it so I can still acces it and find out what's in it ",
"How did you find this? I assume you didn't destroy every floor you have? ",
"There is a guy that build a machine that will try all combinations. You should ask him if he can lend you that thing vs having someone break into it as this is a cool safe and might be worth money when you are able to sell it in working order. ",
"Pulled up the carpet to replace with new flooring and it was in my closet. I had no idea it was there and the previous owners had no idea either...",
"I wonder how common this is! Common or not, keep us posted OP! Because that’s super cool. And who knows, maybe, even if there’s nothing inside, the safe itself could be worth something.",
"Yeah, I'm not getting my hopes up for anything inside, but regardless I now have a pretty nice safe to use haha",
"Oh interesting. I didn't know a machine like that it exists. I was hoping I could hire a lock Smith or something to Crack it and I could change the combination. Is that not possible? ",
"One nice safe and a helluva story!",
"Yeah! Everyone should go and rip their floors up! ",
"The last time this happened OP called a locksmith in and the combination to the safe was the only thing inside the safe lol. Very cool tho\n\nhoping you find a toenail collection \n\nor a human tooth necklace ",
"Oooooooooooooh human tooth necklace would be cool ",
"I’m just imaging explaining that to my parents as I rip up the floors in the house that haven’t been replaced. \n\n“But Mom! The internet told me to!”",
"\"Always listen to the internet son!\"\n\nOr better yet, \"the sheriff told me to!\"",
"I hear you talking, but I've been hurt before.",
"Baby i won't hurt you again like that",
"If you break it it will be worth nothing. \nThe guy that build it as a diy project got a safe from his wife as a Christmas present or something like that. \nHe probably would be happy to give it a real cause.",
"Sounds like a neat LEGO Mindstorms project.",
"Oh shit, here we go again",
"A couple sledge hammer blows would open that baby right up.",
"https://youtu.be/AsVSEHv2N4M",
"I can already hear the 'Mysteries at the Museum' dialogue now.",
"Following",
"Gotta check for traps first ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Carpeting did its duty. Hope you bury it with full honors.",
"Built into the concrete like that has got to be an expensive installation. The safe itself could easily be worth more than anything you find in it.",
"We love you already, usually they disappear after harvesting that sweet initial excitement karma",
"Now we are anxiously awaiting a follow up post.",
"Even if i find nothing ill be sure to share my disappointment with all of you. Don't worry! ",
"https://www.justanswer.com/home-improvement/56maj-major-floor-safe-need-figure-combo.html\n\nProbably nothing the locksmith won't tell you.",
"If there is no update, I will be asking for refunds on my karma.",
"Don't open it it's filled with bees and they're angry and buzzy ",
"I will most defintely refund your karma, as long as you can provide a receipt. But all of that should be unnecessary! Even if it's empty ill share my disappointment with everyone! ",
"No fucking bamboozles OP",
"There might be some old Bitcoins from the `70s, when they were still clean and organic!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Raw unfiltered bitcoins!",
"Like trap doors?",
"Roll sleight of hand.",
"Fuck. This again.\n\nYou better open it OP.\n\nDon’t fucking bamboozle us, I wanna know what is in there.",
"RemindMe! 168 hours",
"KEEP IT. Officially makes you a \"BAD MOTHERFUCKER.\"\n",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"No bamboozle! I promise! ",
"[Search for invisible traps, Pookie!](https://youtu.be/DxzZTKhGjLc?t=6m36s) ",
"BEES?!",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"And an Ouija board",
"/r/traps",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"I’ve seen hidden safes on reddit so many times that I’ve decided if I ever have the chance to leave a safe behind, I’m going to leave something of actual worth in it so that the poor guy who spends so much time getting in to it didn’t do it for nothing. ",
"Why am I so excited to see what's in this thing? ",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"How'd you locate the safe OP?",
"Open the fucking safe before posting it ",
"What is inside?",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"BEADS!?",
"I am having a [Roger Murtaugh](https://i.imgur.com/d1NBb20.gif) moment.",
"I was putting in new flooring and found it under my old carpet in my closet ",
"Most safes like this are empty so don’t get your hopes up! Would you abandon money in a safe?!",
"Is there a summary post of all these safes found on reddit and the result of what was in there? I keep seeing pictures of safes, but never the content.",
"Ill be sure to post the contents. Even if it's empty!",
"There's a special place in hell for you people that post locked safes without having the unlocked results as well ",
"I know what happened. A previous owner had a safe built into the floor. When they sold the house, the opened the safe, removed the contents, and closed it.",
"Don't fuck us again OP ",
"RemindMe! 72 hours\n\n",
"Probably the case. But still an interesting find ",
"Or a belt made out of human nipples.",
"You can’t have bees in here....",
"I won't! I promise! ",
"!remindme 120 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"Like what?",
"45 mins in ",
"RemindMe! 8 hours\n\n",
"Remind me! 1 week",
"Not again. I.....I can't. My heart can't take another one. Hard as i try, I always fall into believing there is going to be some pirate gold or an extraterrestrial cock ring or a Polaroid of OP from behind staring into the safe at that moment. But no, it's always a fucking spider. Who the fuck keeps locking spiders up in safes anyway? Was that some kind of Cold War superstition that was supposed to keep the commies from stealing their collection of used women's underwear? Damn Castro. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Reddit NEVER finds out what's in the safe!",
"> RemindMe! 48 hours\n\nRemindMe! 48 hours",
"Like I don't generate of my own disappointment....",
"Won't get fooled again.",
"...irresistable urge to tear up my floor\n\nEdit: remembers I built this house 5 years ago",
"Al Capone",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Not sure. Maybe some money? Pictures they can post for that sweet karma? A letter addressed to whoever finds it? ",
"> RemindMe! 48 hours\n\n",
"RemindMe! 72 hours\n",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Its funny to me Reddit doesn't think people will empty a safe when they move out",
"I hate you. Post after opening not before. ",
"But now you get to wait in suspense with me ",
"70's huh. I'm gonna guess a bunch of coke.",
"I just ripped up our floors hoping for a safe find!\n\nSadly I forgot this house is only 10 years old and we're the first owners. :(",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"This reminds me of when there was a \"What's in the safe\" craze from a while back, sparking from someone who found a giant safe in his basement (spoiler, it had nothing in it).\n\nPeople were then posting about various safes and cabinets they found, and showing what they found inside. Most of the time it was nothing, but occasionally someone would find something neat (like the time a guy found a bunch of antique guns in one).\n\nBut then there was a time some guys \"found\" a safe wrapped in cellophane under their house. They then managed to somehow open it within an hour of getting it onto their deck, and opened it to find a gun, a fake I.D, a stack of hundred dollar bills, and a few other things, along with this C.D. that had a band name written on it.\n\nWell, some other redditors then realized that the writing on the C.D. was exactly the same writing as the OP had, AND discovered the man happened to be in relation to some people in a local band. OP tried to defend saying they put it in with the other stuff \"as a joke\" and then got a little hostile at others before saying \"Well, we are all off to the casino to spend this money! Bye!\"\n\nSoon after they deleted the reddit account.",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"I've been burned before. :(",
"Remindme! 24hours\n",
"But you won't be burned this post! ",
"Alright, I'm in!",
"Can't promise it won't be empty though. You'll get an update regardless though! ",
"Is there a subreddit for this kind of stuff? ",
"RemindMe! 72 Hours",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"Looks like a time capsule",
"^(spoken like a bamboozler. gonna buy my op bamboozle insurance.)",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Not today, Satan. ",
"Don't be ridiculous! Who keeps their extraterrestrial cock ring in a safe? What if you need it? I always keep mine in my bedside table.",
"Okay. How about tonight then?",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Ooh, 1970's Peruvian marching powder.",
"Here's an idea. Why don't you wait until you get the damn thing open before you post!!! Why do people have to do this?! We can't take the hurt anymore. ",
"Baby i won't hurt you. I'm different. I'm here to pick up the broken pieces and restore your faith ",
"Is Pepsi ok?",
"Remindme! 120 hours",
"You promise?!",
"> RemindMe! 48 hours\n\n",
"I promise! No bamboozle. Even if it's empty you shall know what was in it! ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"I want to know what's not in there",
"A signed confession note that just says \"I did it. Oh god, it was me.\" Don't specify what \"it\" was, but leave random, nonsensical, newspaper clippings and photographs as \"evidence.\"",
"There is not an entire elephant in there.",
"Risky click of the day",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Fuck you OP",
":(",
"I figure people die all the time, and if you didn't even know Great Uncle Fred had a safe, and it was well hidden.....",
"pls no bamboozle op",
"RemindMe! 75 hours",
"No bamboozle. Will post contents as soon as it's open ",
"*unencrypted",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Yet you guessed the exact spot to tear up...randomly?",
"RemindMe! 48 hours\n\n",
"I hope there's an old bottle of Canadian club in there.",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"Yo. But what if there's a hidden safe in your floor anyway? 😕",
"I'm redoing all the flooring in my house, so I eventually found it. ",
"It's probably gonna be empty inside. Just like me. But at least I'll have the closure. ",
"Yes... But hey i have a safe to use now ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Renovating your house and the very first thing you did was to cut a hole miraculously over where the safe that you had no idea was there was. OK M8. ",
"10/10 would accept ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 Day \"Safe!\"",
"This is a pre-existing bamboozle, you have to buy the policy *before* the post.",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"I've heard tales of an OP with a similar situation as yours...he never opened the safe (for whatever reason) and caused an uproar on the internet for a few days...too late for you now, you must open it or face the wrath ",
"Remindme! One week",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 Days ",
"If you don't I will find you and do absolutely nothing because I'm not a monster. Yeah. Take that",
"Nope. Ripped up the carpet and found it. Didn't get a picture until the underlayment was set (which is that stuff you see) because I'm gonna put the hard wood floors on in a way I can still access the safe.",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"Oh i will defintely open it. For my own selfish curious reasons lol. And then i have a safe to use for my own personal stuff! ",
"Remindme! 48 hours",
"> RemindMe! 48 hours\n\n",
"I wanna do this, but I'd fill it with flour.",
"Oh shit! Well good thing I'm gonna tell you anyways! ",
"Why flour? ",
"Remind me! 48 hours",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Bred. Idk it's just a really weird thing...",
"A dildo and three ketchup packets. ",
"Bake some bread that fits in the safe perfectly ",
"WE'VE BEEN THROUGH THIS BEFORE,\n\nMY HEART CAN'T TAKE MUCH MORE\n\nFOR THE LOVE OF CHRIST, PLEASE SHOW ME WHAT'S IN STORE",
"5 bucks",
"Don't worry baby. I won't hurt you like the others. When I know, you'll know ",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Did that other OP ever deliver?",
"That is a tremendously more Superior idea.",
"That is an extremely unhelpful link. The advice was to call a locksmith, be a locksmith, or look for a website telling you how to break into the safe.",
"It’s heavy",
"Pictures of Jeff Goldblum",
"Gotta double up on the karma",
"You can get it as a rider to your Volcano Insurance policy.",
"You are a horrible person.\n\nI like you.",
"Open please.\n",
"Because it’s round and not square. At least that’s why I’m excited. ",
"My father found a hidden safe in his closet of his new house probably 30 years ago. Once he got it open he became a gun owner. ",
"Omg don't post unless you've opened it ",
"update?",
"A spider",
"the ol' bamboozle-roo",
"Thumb drive that says \"500 bitcoin don't throw away\" in a post-it note on the side. That is completely empty. ",
"RemindMe! 2 days ",
"Remindme! 48Hours",
"You don't wear it at all times?",
"Bitcoins with giant bushes.",
"Early this week I downvoted somebody that posted the outside of a safe and I thought \"What if I downvote another closed safe?\" Well... I did.",
"RemindMe! 129.5 hours",
"> A letter\n\nDear Paco,\nAll is forgiven.\nMeet me at the Hotel Montana at noon on Tuesday.\nLove, Papa.",
"Another, more expensive, safe.",
"Leave a cat in there, Reddit loves cats",
"All you need is a good locksmith with a stethoscope for listening to the rotary tumblers. No breaking necessary.",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"A picture of every safe that was never opened on Reddit",
"Come get your bamboozle insurance. Price 1 reddit gold. No bamboozle.",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Yes, locksmiths can \"pick\" rotary tumblers by listening for the faint click when they fall into place. This is usually done with a doctor's stethoscope.",
"Better yet Jumanji board. ",
"User name has me questioning this info...",
"4 8 15 16 23 42 is probably engraved somewhere on there.....",
"I thought under Obamacare you couldn't get denied coverage for a pre-existing bamboozle.",
"A treasure map that leads to... nothing",
"Is there a subreddit for stuff like this? If there are updates on this one, I'll probably never see it.",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 7 days ",
"password protect it, and have it format after ~5 failed attempts so the person who finds it thinks they erased millions of dollars worth of BTC. ",
"I love you /u/tinykeyboard, you always bring a smile to my face with your tiny comments.",
"Because of the contents of the safe? Or because of the ... contents of the safe?",
"RemindMe! 15 days",
"Remindme! 24 Hours",
"At this point you should have the safe open before you post. ",
"You don't think it's common for people to store something valuable in a floor safe they had installed in their home, and then completely forget about its existence when moving? I'm sure it happens all the time!",
"!remindme 6days",
"RemindMe! 72 hours\n",
"You know, that actually WOULD be a neat Mindstorm project. I wonder if there are any Mindstorm simulators to mess around with, lacking access to a real one.",
"RemindMe! 168 hours\n\n",
"> RemindMe! 48 hours\n\nRemindMe! 48 hours",
"Way to snub /r/WhatsInThisThing",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"I don’t recommend leaving a gun, cash, and an odd \"bootleg cd\" that turns out to be from your own shitty band. I feel like that one took the Reddit hivemind all of two days to see thru",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Been through this (nothing in it!) and if you can get the make and model of the safe along with a notarized document that verifies ownership, the safe company (if they still exist) may just give you the combination.\n\nInterestingly, our combination worked nothing like a school-gym locker combo. You had to go three turns for the first number, two turns for the second or something similar. \n\nGood luck!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"I would leave 1 bamboozle inside ",
"Oh very interesting. Thank you for the help! ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/WhatsInThisThing/search?q=flair%3AUnlocked%21&sort=new&restrict_sr=on",
"Wouldn't that just become a safe full of boll weevils?",
"Empty or not I’d be excited to find a safe in my floor!",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"I'm sorry, we don't take boozlecaid.",
"shhhh I can dream.",
"I'm going to leave the combination to the safe in it.",
"!Remindme 1 week",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"this again!\n",
"I hope it's the lid to an old septic tank.",
"Thermite a hole in that son of a bishh.",
"I found a 2-way mirror into the bathroom in my house. Secret panel over the furnace let you see the entire room. You'd think the installer would have removed it. Found out a guy died during the time he lived there. Guess who suspect #1 is? Stuff gets left in safes all the time I'd bet. ",
"$2, a pack of gum and your username",
"A new kitchen I wonder?\n\nPerhaps a closet or three?\n\nOh what high hopes,\n\nThis renovation has for me.\n\n\nI gutted the drywall,\n\nAnd out came the door.\n\nThe I-beams went up,\n\nNow it's time for the floor.\n\n\nThe tiles they were busted,\n\nThe sub flooring removed.\n\nAll that remains,\n\nAre the rough edges to grind,\n\nBut lo what is this?\n\nA secret safe?\n\nWhat a find!\n\n\nMy curiosity gets me.\n\nMy imagination runs wild.\n\nMy fingers twist on the dial,\n\nHoping treasure to find.\n\n\n\nAs the hours rushed on by,\n\nSlowly each tumbler did click.\n\nMy determination increasing,\n\nThis lock I will pick.\n\n\nTwenty two to the left,\n\nSeventeen to the right,\n\nThe way this is going\n\nI'll be here all night.\n\n\nAs the dawn slowly approaches,\n\nSoon the neighbors will rise,\n\nBut I am not yet closer,\n\nTo my tantalizing prize.\n\n\n\"You ain't beat me yet!\" \n\nThe safe seems to mock,\n\nBut the last pin did tumble,\n\nAnd the safe did unlock.\n\n\nAs if a choir of Angels,\n\nDid trumpet my glee,\n\nI pried open the door,\n\nOh what a sight to see.\n\n\nA vintage Nolan Ryan card,\n\nA few dried cigars,\n\nTwo large painted rocks,\n\nAnd my missing black socks.",
"Haha my septic tank is buried in the front yard ",
"RemindMe! 47 hours",
"Open it prick",
"holy shit here we go.",
"But then I can't reuse it :(",
"You've been here long enough to know what a fine line you are walking. You could be sentenced in karma court or make the best of list. Time is against you as well my friend. \n\nI hope you find gold both in the floor and on here! Arggghh",
"!remindme in 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 48 Hours",
"RemindMe! 168 hours\n\n",
"Print stacks of $100s where only one side is printed on and tape a photo of Nelson and his Ha Ha catchphrase on the bottom.",
"And?",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"At least fill it with something interesting.",
"As I mentioned in another comment, I ripped up the carpet and started laying the underlayment that goes under my soon to be installed hard wood flooring. That's the stuff you see there. I cut it in a way I'll still have actress to the safe after I lay my hard wood flooring. ",
"!RemindMe 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"A bag full of Quaaludes, Wolf of Wall Street style?",
"Remind me! 48 hours",
"Shit I forgot to save or set a remind me on last post. Did the other guy blue ball us or did they share the contents inside?",
"#I THOUGHT WE AGREED TO NOT POST UNTIL IT WAS OPEN! I CAN'T TAKE THE HEART BREAK AGAIN!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 0.5 Millenia",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"We're doing some renovations this summer and my wife and I decided to put a skeleton in the plumbing stack for the next homeowners. I had to negotiate this because she wouldn't let me rig a raspberry pi to the third step that would make a child's laugh every 100th time weight was applied to the step.",
"Why does it seem that every home built in the 60s had a safe? Were B&Es such a problem? Everyone had stacks of cash and jewelry in preparation of the apocalypse? Why??",
"What else?",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Ill post an update when I finally get it open! ",
"I accidentally read that as 'boozleacid'",
"Go fuck yourself. ",
":(",
"Remind me 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"No mayonnaise!? Worthless",
"I needs to know. ",
"Is this your first day on reddit? Don’t post a fucking safe pic until you have opened it. God dammit, am I the only one around here that gives a shit about the rules!?",
"I assume people kept important documents like birth certificates and college degrees in them ",
"Remindme! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Baby i won't break your heart. I'm here to pick up the pieces ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Alright. John Goodman reference get an upvote. But I didn't know! I got excited! I'll post an update don't worry! ",
"!remindme in 2 weeks",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"!RemindMe 2 days",
"We had a safe just like this at the Pizza Hut I worked at over a decade ago. We used it just to hold the opening money and if we were really busy and not able to make a bank deposit until the next day. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Then lock it again and plaster over it. Include a link to this thread. If they still have internet when they find it I hope I get to see it",
"It's been 3 hours. It better be open now. ",
"RemindMe! 48h",
"oh and a vhs tape of Geraldo opening Capone's vault!",
"Hold my naivety, I’m going in!\n\nEdit: where’s the link?",
"!remindme 29.682 hours",
"WHY WERE SO MANY PEOPLE PUTTING SAFES IN THEIR FLOORS?! It just seems so inconvenient",
"!redditgarlic",
"When you plan on opening? ",
"RemindMe! 48hrs",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"Obamacare got repealed. You are thinking the Affordable Care Act.\n\n... Wait",
"Good luck with the flooring project. My first thought was \"how in the hell am I going to install flooring over this?! \"",
"Sure that may be, but the Obamacare will be out of network so your gonna get hit with the bamboozlery regardless. ",
"Guy is coming over after I'm off work. So soon. ",
"[I hope so](http://imgur.com/RPXI7nw)",
"There was a bear inside. ",
"!remindme in 5 days",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Hope you find something cool, or at least something ",
"When can I expect your followup post?",
"i want to know too",
"It's the ultimate hiding spot",
"Guy Is coming to look at it after work ",
"!RemindMe 7 days",
"Word",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"I hope you find riches OP.",
"There are not 10,000 giant dildos in there.",
"What if it's not to keep people from getting to what's inside, but to keep something from getting out? =80",
"You mean the openure.",
"!remind me 1 week\n",
"Stop upvoting this garbage ",
"...well played. Will take video of its opening",
"Brawndo",
"r/WhatsInThisThing",
"There isn't a 1:1 scale model of the Titanic in there. Also im not in there...i'm pretty sure. ",
"I'm pretty sure he's right",
"People on the internet are mean ",
"That's what I originally thought because of the design on it. Then I zoomed in to be sure. Yup, Major safe alright.",
"Calling it before this thread explodes... \nIt's either not nothing.... or it's an incredible vintage game collection.",
"The tooth fairy has kept the teeth of my children through the years (usually in the plastic bags they put under their pillows). If I ever get the chance, I will fill my safe with teeth. ",
"!remind me 1 week",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"RemindMe! 169 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Its true I saw it on an episode of DS9 but instead of a stethoscope Nog ,the Ferengi, used his hearing to open at 20th century safe to help a casino owner and singer and hologram get his casino back from the mob. \n\nDo you know any Ferengi? OP just call them!",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"Please what is in there? ",
"Not as inconvenient as having your valuables stolen.",
"There's no bottle of vinegar, no eggs, no orders of bacon, no baskets of garlic bread, no pie, no pizza, no piece of peanut brittle, no pear, no bagel, no beans, no bags of beef, no beer, no cup of chowder, no kegs, no corn, and finally no creamed cauliflower.",
"RemindMe! 48 Hours",
"Sorry if this is a stupid question, but should I presume this safe is in the basement floor? Because if it was in any other level, wouldn't it stick out into the ceiling of the level below it? Or are these types of safes really short?",
"Or get a load of those Hollywood dollars that look real until you look close.",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Meh. I've never seen a safe post that had the results in the first post.",
"[No bullshit. This is awesome](https://youtu.be/qw_4HQMS-pk)",
"This house doesn't have a basement or second story. Only ground level floors. So it appears to be secured into the foundation or something ",
"How do you plan on getting it open? ",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"I think it's about time to drop the \"Oh no, not this shit again\" thing. I think we've had about 10 safes that were opened in row since the infamous incident 3 (?) years ago.....",
"Professional lock Smith or safe cracker. Sometimes the company will release the combination if you have the serial number. Or something you can drill into it and fix it ",
"NO.FUCKING.WAY. I'm sick with a fever and I jumped right into this... ",
"Movies make me believe this, but if panic room is anything to go by, it'll need drilling too",
"RemindMe! 168 hours",
"FYI, making color regulation size copies of real money is a great way to have a chat with an FBI agent.",
"Livestream the safe opening on twitch IRL, ow that’d be pretty cool ",
"This will be opened! Do not worry! ",
"RemindMe! 120 hours",
"HERE WE GO AGAIN",
"How will you open it? Do you have a plan yet?",
"Haha if people would watch I could do it. ",
"Mama Mia! ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Professional lock Smith or safe cracker. ",
"its a dial tumbler lock thats horizontal in a big metal drum. you could hear those tumblers drop from a mile away without a stethoscope. that would be insanely easy to break into. you could also just drill ",
"I would!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"I would!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Pre-mined",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Pre-mined\n\nCould be the genesis block. ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Pre-mined\n\nCould be the genesis block. ",
"Leave a printed out screen shot of angry Reddit responses to another safe post. Troll level: Super Saiyan 3",
"> Ferengi\n\nThey'll just charge a modest fee.",
"48 hrs",
"Comment so I know to come back",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"I will. Don't worry! ",
"Yeah, I “Accidentally” did too. Nice. ",
"Can we get a rough ETA on this? I'm already feeling anxious. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"I have a guy coming after work",
"Try 1-2-3-4-5 as the combination",
"I fucking hate you.\n\nOP never delivers",
"I am going to say...... $143.38, a cheap watch and a 80’s vibrator with the rusted batteries inside. ",
"That's made by using the dildo.",
"UPDATE: I have a locksmith coming to look at it after i get off work. I will post more pictures if he can get it open! \nUpdate two posted ",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
":(",
"RemindMe! 1 Day \"Safe!\"",
"This is the best comment in the whole thread ",
"Will replace the batteries ",
"Were you watching the contractors the entire time?",
"Check back whenever ",
"It could be a boat!",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"There's the problem, the laugh would be predictable, got to have it every nth step, where n is between 50 and 500.",
"The last one I saw that looked like that safe the OP was able to contact the manufacturer and they gave him the combo. I'm not sure what they require as proof of ownership but he was able to get it open and posted a pic of the open (and empty 🙁) safe.",
"I take boozleacid, depending on the circumstances. I'm always disappointed when I do, though",
"RemindMe! 200 hours\n",
"Maybe that's why he wants it",
"No love for Szechuan sauce?",
"RemindMe! 7 days \"Look at empty safe\"",
"Please do !",
"A potato chip, a used napkin, and a penny.",
"Fuck yoU! \n\nI never meant to hurt your feelings!",
"It seems like a lot of high end safes do the multiple turns thing. A golf course I worked at had a serious safe with a drop box inside for nightly cash deposits, and it was like that. You also had to be very precise with the numbers or it wouldn't work, as I learned on my first day opening the shop alone when it took me 25 minutes to retrieve the cash register with a pair of golfers waiting on me as I desperately spun the dial.",
"Maybe you can get Geraldo Rivera to host the grand opening.",
"When u gunna open?!?!",
"> Interestingly, our combination worked nothing like a school-gym locker combo. You had to go three turns for the first number, two turns for the second or something similar. \n\nThat's pretty typical for safes, [this video explains why](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jb2DNJPgk4).",
"This guy pranks.",
"I would!",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"YOUR FIREARMS ARE USELESS!",
"Perfect! I'll try that thank you! ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"He found a hidden safe in his newly built house? Did it have old coins and newspapers from the 1800s? That's dedicated trolling on the part of the builders.",
"But I'll deliver :(",
"Remind me...",
"jfc, I can almost hear some poor bastards head exploding across space and time. ",
"Remind me! 1 Day",
"Earlier this week, I clicked on someone's post about finding a safe under their flooring during a remodel and I thought \"that's pretty cool. I wonder, what's inside?!\" Well... \n\nBamboozled again!",
"also: empty Coke bottle. ",
"I've fucking heard that before!\n\n... Please deliver... please",
"!remindme 1 day",
"The Ballad of Reddit Floor Safes\n---------------------\nCliffhanger pics, they have no end\n\nPotentially a trolling trend\n\nIf you ain't opened it my friend\n\nThen you're a shitty whore\n\n+++++\n\nShow pictures of before and after\n\nSo we can view with aww and laughter\n\nAnd we won't say \"OP's a shafter\"\n\nYour post archived in yore\n\n+++++\n\nBut if you don't have the tools for cracking\n\nOr codes or keys OP is lacking\n\nThen please avoid a Reddit smacking\n\nDon't post safes in the floor\n",
"I wonder how many people viewing this thread are unaware of hidden safes in their own houses O.o",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"It's filled with spiders! DO NOT OPEN!",
"Top comments from like the last 100 floor safe threads are that these are always going to be empty / contain nothing valuable.\n\nIf you're getting new flooring, it's infinitely easier to just leave the safe there and cover over it vs removing it and filling the hole.",
"Would you abandon priceless antiques in a storage locker?",
"YES!!! KEEP THE UPDATES FLOWING. We need to know. ",
"!Remindme",
"!remindme in 5 days\n",
"remindme! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! In 1 Day",
"Remind me! 1 week",
"pls.",
"!Remindme immediately after the locksmith gets there",
"RemindMe! 48 hours ",
">Guess who suspect #1 is?\n\nKevin Spacey?",
"It is most likely empty, but still your mind will start thinking of the most unexpected outcomes.",
"!RemindMe 1 week",
"It was a photo album full of pictures of him sleeping.",
"Unless you work for Hobby Lobby. The supreme court ruled they can bamboozle you all they want for Bomboozle-related Religious reasons. ",
"It's where Donny hid the 'ludes.",
"So fucking cruel.. ",
"Would you abandon a space station in orbit?",
"I plan on getting someone to open it and probablt change the combo ans building my flooring over it to hide it but still access it ",
"Oh sweet Jeebus, no more fucking safes!\n\n",
"No bamboozle!",
"!remindme 2 weeks",
"So, you're going to Barton Fink us on this one, aren't you.\n ",
"Fuck you Reddit",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"op doesn't need a machine just follow along with the video",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"OP. You fucking twat. Don't post until it's open",
"> Been through this (nothing in it!) and if you can get the make and model of the safe along with a notarized document that verifies ownership, the safe company (if they still exist) may just give you the combination.\n\nThe better safes allow the owner to set their own combination. Locksmiths get calls when the owner forgets the new combination.\n\nOTOH, a lot of people never change the factory code (which is always the same), so it can't hurt to ask.\n\nTry these:\n\nFactory Combination Lock Settings\n\nAMSEC KPL100: C-1-2-3-4-# \nCHATWOOD MILNER: 5x RIGHT to 40, 4x LEFT to 50, 3x RIGHT to 60, 2x LEFT to 0, 1X RIGHT to open \nCHUBB: 5x RIGHT to 10, 4x LEFT to 20, 3x RIGHT to 30, 2x LEFT to 40, 1X RIGHT to open \nEUROPEAN LETTER LOCKS: A-A-A-(A) \nFICHET-BAUCHE \"Monocommand\": Zero clicks \nFICHET \"NS Triplex\": 5, 10, 15 clicks \nGENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION (GSA): 50-25-50 \nGENERAL SERVICES ADMINISTRATION (GSA) PADLOCK: 10-20-30-0 \nLAGARD \"SAFEGUARD\": 1-2-3-4-5-6 OR 5-5-5-5-5-5 \nLAGARD \"SMARTGUARD\": 1-6-2-7-3-8 OR 0-0-0-0-0-0 \nMAS HAMILTON: 25-50-75 OR 50-25-50 \nMILNER \"MANIFOIL\": 5x RIGHT to 50, 1x LEFT to 0, 1x RIGHT to stop \nMINICOMB\t: 3x LEFT to 0, 2x RIGHT to 10, 1x LEFT to 20, push dial in and turn \nMOSLER \"MRN\": 4x RIGHT to 40, 3x LEFT to 20, 2x RIGHT to 60, 1x LEFT to 0 \nROSENGRENS \"CNAB 6\": 1-1-1-1-1-1 \nSARGENT & GREENLEAF: 4x LEFT to 50, 1x RIGHT to open \nSARGENT & GREENLEAF (Antique locks): 25-50-25 OR 100-75-100 \nSIMPLEX (PUSHBUTTON): 2-3 OR 4-3 \nSOLER: 1-0-0-0-0-0-1 \n\n[Used to work for a locksmith company]",
":(",
":(",
"drama intensifies",
"... fair enough",
"r/nosleep",
"Just put a dickbutt inside",
"!RemindMe 1 Week",
"What if he can't get it open, though!? Oh god oh man oh god oh man.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"What's in the booooooox!",
"!remindme 2 weeks",
"Do we have an ETA?",
"Shake the house and see if you can hear anything jangle inside.",
"Because then they get more threads and more karma! Duh!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"I want it to be something cool..... but it's going to end up being empty, isnt it?",
"Fuck me. Not again. It's been a while since I've seen on of these on reddit. ",
"Don't listen to the haters OP, get that safe open, put something cool like a murder weapon in it and reap that sweet sweet karma.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Commenting to find my way back.",
"RemindMe! 2 days \"i know i'll forget to come back\"",
"Commenting so I'll maybe remember to check back later. ",
"It'd definitely have to have something in it if not even you knew it existed",
"Looks unsafe.",
"Probably gonna be empty :(",
"Exactly what I thought. Why is none of the rest of the floor cut up or removed?!",
"I'm surprised Sentry-Safe didn't build in an electronic algorithm to detect multiple, continuous, dialing attempts, and thwart them by locking the dialing-wheel for a period of time. \n\n",
"\"What's in the fucking box!\"",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Imma just say nope. ",
"And here I thought that was the domain of the secret service ",
"HOUSE!",
"Excel",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"ANAL BEADS!",
"you better deliver OP or I will be very disappointed in you.",
"Saw joyride at countdown this year. He threw the fuck down man. ",
"I fucking love Joyryde. Still waiting for him to come back to the UK",
"well where the fuck are the pictures of whats inside",
"cool, im in early this time, still front row seat.\n\n\nDon't let us down OP/ /u/sheriffChocolate",
"Gamecube and 3 grand, maybe an n64 and a new xbx1x all in the bottom compartment of the game cube",
"TO ALL FUTURE SAFE POSTS:\n\nOPEN THE F*CK*NG SAFE BEFORE POSTING.\n\nDO NOT POST UNTIL THE SAFE IS OPEN\n\nWHEN THE SAFE IS OPEN, POST\n\nPLAESE WAIT WITH POSTING UNTIL THE REDDITOR HAS COME TO \nA COMPLETE OPENING OF THE SAFE\n\nIN THE RARE CASE THAT ONE WOULD FIND A SAFE. ONE SHOULD CONSTRAIN THEMSELVES TO POST UNTIL THEY F*CK*NG OPEN THE SAFE\n\nLOOKING FOR A SAFE TO OPEN?? WAIT WITH POSTING UNTIL IT'S OPEN.\n\nWHEN THE SAFE IS OPEN, THE POST WILL BE MADE",
"cool, im in early this time, still front row seat.\n\n\nDon't let us down OP /u/sheriffChocolate",
"well where the fuck are the pictures of whats inside",
"Not open yet",
"PowerPoint ",
"I promise I will post a picture of whatever is inside. Even if it's empty ",
"There are two options.\n\n1. There's nothing interesting in there.\n2. There's something interesting in there and OP won't tell us because he's worried ~~whoever left it there~~ someone will take it away.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Clearly a time capsule from the future. Round safes are only made in the future.",
"Ah, I take it you're the world leader on cunticism, did I miss the presentation?",
"There's going to be some awesome pokemon cards in there.",
"Fuck you op",
"Also empty?",
"It hasn't been repealed. Trump is just saying shit and trying to manipulate history. Please don't fall for his BS. ",
"He could look up the name brand",
"Actually, there is a lever for each number, and the mechanism is designed so that the lever won't fall until all of them are at the correct number.\n\nWith use, the mechanism gets a little sloppy, and the lever will drop a tiny bit. The locksmith listens to hear when the lever hits the far side of the gap, then turns the dial back until the lever hits the near side of the gap. So, they end up with a small range of numbers, not a single number.\n\nHowever, this reduces the number of combinations they have to try from a huge number down to just 20-30 (depending on the skill of the locksmith). Takes just a few minutes to run thru 30 combinations to find the correct one.\n\nThey also use an electret mic that attaches to the safe magnetically. The mic goes to a small amplifier, and on to a pair of headphones. The locksmith can adjust the volume as needed. No one uses a stethoscope anymore.",
"Remindme!8 hours",
"I saw what you did here...",
"Open the damn thing you fool. ",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"Rig it so when the lid opens the Rick Roll song goes on. ",
"I like its design, definitely interesting.",
"):",
"This is pretty standard for a safe. All the safes at places I've worked at have more elaborate turning combos than just L-R-L or whatever the locker combo is.",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"!Remind me 7 days",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"2 way mirror is creepy. My sister and her husband found a tape recorder connected to their phone line in the house they moved into. When they moved in, there was an old metal desk still in the basement. While going through stuff, they found the tape recorder connected to the phone line and a few tapes. Obviously not THEM on the phone; but still creepy.",
"and 2 in n out spreads",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"How 'bout now?",
"you break my heart, ill break ur arms. And if I can't do that then I'll just masturbate furiously. Either way you better open it.",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"Too Soon...",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Not all of us! Some of us Internet-People are nice Canadians! ",
"but then you mess up the code, and it runs too many times and now you have to return the money, but the building is on fire...",
"I HOPE YOU FIND DIAMONDS!!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Baby i won't break your heart ",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"Could you imagine setting up a Polaroid type camera to take pictures of someone while they're sleeping and have it print directly into a safe? Like once a week at night it snaps a picture of the bed from above hidden in the ceiling fan. How fucking creepy would that be? And how cool would that be to set up though",
"I’m more interested in your floor. Who laid it? What is it made of? Why does it look like pleather? Why is it so bad? ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Welp ... now I'm interested. ",
"DB Cooper",
"SIC MUNDUS CREATUS EST",
"Don't live stream it! Cause if you have a huge stack of $$$ in there, you don't want the IRS seeing that! ",
"I'm sorry for being mean, I've just been hurt so many times in the past.",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"Lol that's the underlayment. There's gonna be hardwood flooring over it ",
"OneNote",
"Like maybe a post-it note telling you to make sure you saved your documents?",
"I won't hurt you baby I promise ",
"WHAT'S TAKING YOU SO LONG!!!?????",
"!remind me 1 day",
"RemindMe! 5 days",
"I'm gonna explode if I don't find out what's inside this safe...be warned",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 72 Hours",
"Should we name the safe? I feel less hurt when the thing disappointing me has a friendly name.",
"Its been 3 hours OP. The bamboozle warnings are going off",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Posted an update earlier ",
"!RemindMe",
"Safes are Reddit’s loot boxes. ",
"Ill post whatever is in it!",
"Like sexually?",
"Following",
"I have a job :( lock Smith is coming after work :(",
"That's fucking cool",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 24hours",
"My heart can't handle this shit anymore. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"RemindMe! 72 Hours\n",
"its the sweatbands.. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Why not open it first before posting?",
"We're dying to know here :P",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Damn..I should've seen that...coming",
"Followed you just to keep track\n",
"Oh shit, I did install it. I just forgot about it like everything else I start but don't follow through with.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Baby i won't break your heart. I'm here to pick up the pieces ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Here we go again.... ",
"!remindme 8 hours",
"Mama Mia ",
"Probably Black Velvet...",
"Saved this list, not sure I'll ever need it, but I feel I will! Thanks",
"No we take that",
"RemindMe 30 days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"The suspense is killing me! i have nibbled my pinky down to the bone in the anticipation of the box opening .... and the pics of the contents of course hope it is a winner for you..",
"Damn it you smooth son of a bitch, I'll stick around.",
"Just because something is new to you, doesn't mean it hasn't been around for a while.",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Ok this is horse shit. Gonna need you to provide work details so i can persuade your boss man into letting you leave early",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Did he take its arms you have a right to do that you know",
"!RemindMe 1 Day",
"Oh god. I couldn't imagine how badly my boss's phone would explode if I gave details...",
"Remindme! 24hours",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"My grandpa recently bought a cabin, the person who owned it was old and lived during the recession and was paranoid about banks, his grandson went through and searched the place already but I’ll have to keep this in mind this summer when I go up again ",
"RemindMe! 1 week\n\nDitto",
"Outlook",
"Well if he can't get it open just get some dynamite. I need to know what's in there!!!! ",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"Access",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"!remindme 1 day\n",
"!remind me 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Didn't have the heart to actually go through with a -roo chain. Reference is sufficient?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Does typing \"!remindme in 2 days\" actually send a notification?",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"Ketch is a better lubricator",
"Remind me 24hrs!!!",
"What did he do.. I'm lost",
"I'd leave a sketch of dickbutt.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Remindme! 24 hrs.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remind me 1day",
"!remind me 1 day",
"But that is nowhere near as satisfying because we don't feel the same anticipation as OP",
"Ooooooooh that makes more sense. I initially thought you lived in some sort of wipe clean sex dungeon",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"The lesser of weevils.",
"The Atwoods are at it again. ",
"I'm not strong enough to go through another safe again.",
"Remindme! 48 hours",
"A dinosaur.",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"r/me_irl",
"You just wrote down everything in your cupboards, didn't you?",
"RemindMe! 24hrs",
"Not with that attitude",
"RemindMe! 10 Hours\n",
"NOT THIS SHIT AGAIN.",
"Remindme! 3 hours ",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Thats my vacation cabin in the woods ",
"I will take your ass to Karma Court\n\nUpdate: Wheres the Content OP? Where the fuck is it.",
"!remindme 1 day\n",
"Here, take my hand. We'll get through this together ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Oh no, no no no no no, we are not doing this shit again buddy.",
"RemindMe! Three days",
"When my mum died, we knew about the safe and how to open it, but it took quite a while after her death to remember about it.\n\nWe closed it again after looking at the the contents but, to this day, I'm not convinced we emptied it before my Dad moved out some months later.\n\nLPT: if there's a electrical outlet in your bedroom that doesn't seem to work, investigate it closer, it might be a hidden safe with a stash of family jewels inside...\n",
"Commenting because I want to know! Good luck, friendo!",
"It's okay. No bamboozle. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Yes please",
"They can. It may take many hours and a lot of money, but a good locksmith can open it.",
"What happened the last time?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Haha, no doubt!",
"Sometimes people will post a picture of a safe then never show what was inside it ",
"!Remind me 8 hours\n",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/9nohQh4",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!RemindMe 2 hours",
"Major is a pretty big time safe, not from Home Depot. ",
"Twitch Plays Safecracking",
"The first time this happened it was a big damn deal and there was considerable bamboozling.",
"Obamaboozle care*",
"Flour is combustible. No one messes with that safe cuz once u open it... baboom",
"!Remindme 1 day",
"When? Give us a time!",
"Yeah, well I found a Playboy puzzle from the 70's (still in the box) buried in the wall of my office... which used to be a bedroom to 4 boys. I was scared to touch it.",
"RemindMe!",
"OPEN IT! WAISTING TIME RESPONDING TO DUMB QUESTIONS",
"This is the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. And now a sandwich shop things I'm crazy for laughing out loud at my phone.",
"The anticipation.....!",
"update?",
"Jeez when do you get off work?!",
"It said you could call the manufacturer and they might have the number that could be given to the owner or to a registered locksmith (because social engineering) to open the safe without any damage being done to it.\n\nNow, a locksmith probably knows that, but I thought not everyone reading this post would have called a locksmith and been given the protocol.\n\nWhat does \"unhelpful\" mean on your planet?",
"That’s just too obvious to pick up..",
"There's a bunch, on the googles.\n\nNow I want to make a thing that opens safes and solves Rubik's cubes at the same time.",
"WHATS IN THE BOX",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 2 days",
"WHAT'S IN THE FUCKING BOX ",
"In four hours. I work a typical 8 hour day ",
"You don’t know that ",
"*Intensity intensifies*",
"It's a wiener, so where's the mustard?",
":(",
"What if it spun the safe instead of the dial??",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Keep pushing the button. Maintain the status quo.",
"https://img.memecdn.com/you-know-youre-a-douche_o_1247697.jpg",
"You *must* leave behind only a picture of dickbutt.",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Your reasoning in 2. is invalid.\n\nThe original owner already knows if there's something interesting in there, so whether OP tells us or not is irrelevant.",
"Thats sexy",
"Thats sexy",
"Remind me about this in two days",
"!remindme 7 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"WE DON'T GIVE A FUCK UNTIL IT'S OPENED!",
"http://gph.is/1Bwperw",
"Not again, I thought we agreed to only post if you had open said hidden safe.....",
"Upvote upon delivery OP",
"!remindme 2 days",
"!remindme 8 houres",
"Don’t take it personally. He’s been hurt before.",
"Upvote upon delivery OP",
"Fuck you op",
"!remind me 1 day",
"I think I saw that movie.",
"I hope its a brick and you can shove it up your ass for posting this",
"!remindme 5 hours",
"RemindMe! 10 hours\n",
":(",
"RemindMe! 1 hour",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Looks like a Major safe Company t648 model. Major safe was incorporated into American Security products Inc. I've read other stories where this company still has the original safe codes on file even after all this time. Might be worth a call.\n\nExcited to see what's inside!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!RemindMe 5 hours",
"RemindMe! 5 hours",
"Remind me!",
"RemindMe! 5 hours",
"!remindme 2 day",
"ANAL BEES* \n\nFTFY",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! In 1 day",
"I'm just gonna give you a pre-emptive \"fuck you, OP\". I'll retract it and apologise in the unlikely event that you post a follow up. ",
"sure if you have the worst safe ever",
"!remindme 1 day",
":(",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 5 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"!Remind me 4 hours",
"Interested to see what’s in it if anything. But on a side note, thank god you’re remodeling those floors are hideous. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Yep, I'm totally aware. But I like the idea of putting in safes with old objects in new construction to troll the owners, and the joke didn't work otherwise.",
"Might regret this but RemindMe! 8 hours",
"I used to have this exact same safe. When I bought it, the combination was on a tag wired to the handle. Somehow I managed to get the tag locked inside the lid. It was kinda surreal, actually. I needed to read the tag to know how to open the thing to be able to read the tag. So I took it to a locksmith. He opened it in about 30 or 40 seconds. Bit of a letdown, that.",
"Bull",
"Well at least it can be opened! ",
"RemindMe!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 48 Hours",
"!remind me 1 day",
"It's from a song called \"Dinner Bell\" by They Might Be Giants. Kind of an obscure reference.",
"RemindME! 7 days \"bamboozled?\"",
"!remindme 8 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"How much you wanna bet john Goodman is in there",
"I just wanna know 😭😭😭",
"The combo is 1,2,3,4,5\n\nInside is coordinates to the whereabouts of James Hoffa. ",
"Darn, I was just going to say he had a future as a screenwriter. More life dreams dashed. ",
"PLS post when it is open, no bamboozle? ",
"I know what's in the box.\n\nIt contains a parallel universe!",
">the combination to the safe was the only thing inside\n\n\nWas it 'For Steph'?",
"Why not flour...",
"No bamboozle ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindMe 1 day",
"RemindMe! In 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 2 day",
"Bitcoins from the 70’s were milk chocolate!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"The Sun is a mass of incandescent gas, a gigantic nuclear furnace!\n\nThat song has stuck with me for so many years, I think it's a good thing they do kid's music now.\n\nEdit: different song, i know. But you reminded me of this one ",
"!remindme 2 hours",
"That’s the combination to my luggage!",
"Not necessarily, could by like \"Those are my dad's medals, I wondered where they went\" .. or \"The previous owner was arrested for a bank robbery and they never found the cash\"\n\nOr \"A dead spider and some fluff\"",
"RemindMe! 1 day \"LOCKS!\"",
"There could be, maybe it's a locked feeding hole for an underground cavern full of elephants.",
"Oh god this again... ",
"RemindMe! 1 Day “Safe”",
"! remind me 1day",
"The manufacturer will not tell \"the owner\" as there is no way to verify who they are. It would need to be a licensed locksmith making the call, and the locksmith would need to provide their license info. They would also need the serial number, which I didn't see on the original pic?\n\nReally the post came down to \"Call a locksmith or look for illicit advice to break into it.\" OP already said they didn't want to ruin the safe, leaving \"Call a locksmith,\" which is really what OP said they were going to do anyway.",
"I believe there is",
"RemindMe! In 1 day. ",
"FOR FUCKS SAKES STOP POSTING THIS SHIT UNLESS YOU'VE ALREADY OPENED IT. ",
"No no no no, I was here during the great 2014 safe scandal...not again....",
"How old is your house, OP?",
"a dysfunctional hand grenade and a hard drive full of child porn",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Go fuck yourself, this is just karma whoring at this point.",
"Selling cocaine man, it’s like an unwritten law that if you sell cocaine you have a safe, atleast a locking briefcase and a pair of handcuffs ",
"No, no, no, no. You've got to go deeper than that. We're talking 24 gold-plated lead bars, or a million in xeroxed 100 dollar bills, or some other long con that will translate to *maximum* karma.",
"And why is that? ",
"Built in early 70s",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Hope it's not empty.",
"!remindme12hrs\n",
"Find some tnt",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 8 hours",
"*Intensifies intensely*",
"[Silly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4F4qzPbcFiA), but I'm with you",
"!RemindMe 1day\n",
"Publisher",
"Best safe scenario",
"I feel we should submit this case to /r/karmacourt now and save us some time.",
"NEXT!!!",
"A safe? That's sweet as. We just found like a gram or two of mdma wrapped in cling film and shoved in a grate when we renovated.",
"Why not?",
"I bet you tell that to all the ppl around here!",
"I don't believe you'd bamboozle me OP. I know you'll get it open and fulfill your promise. We're in this together, I've got your back. Aaaaand now that we're partners, how's about a 50/50 split of the loot sound?",
"I wish I knew how to use the remind me thing.. ",
"I have reached the bottom of the comments, there is no update DEPUTY chocolate! \n\nThat’s right a demotion from sheriff for this bamboozlement ",
"There's been endless posts about people finding safes, people like the idea of a mystery treasure, but every fucking post is either never followed up or the safe is empty (as you'd expect, people don't move out and leave bundles of cash lying around), it's just a lazy way of exploiting the natural curiosity of Redditors, and unless you start with an open safe, I'm going to assume that you're just posting a picture of a safe for upvotes.",
"It’s poor etiquette to submit a post like this (locked safe) until you’ve opened it.",
"Ahhh I see what you did there...",
"If the combination lock is pre-1940 (not likely from the look of it), you can open it by rotating the dial clockwise at > 2000 RPM. Centrifugal force will do the work for you. A corded die grinder with a suitable attachment should do the trick. \n",
"What if we're all in there?",
"YASSS!!!\n\n!RemindMe 1 day \"SAFE!?\"",
"Lol I gave an update earlier. Locksmith is coming when I'm off work ",
"fuck man im freaking out!",
"Just leave nudes with your face blanked out. Think of the mystery for them.",
"The ole bamboozle bamboozle-roo",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Well I'm sorry you have been burned before. But you know what they say about assuming. You'll get your update",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"!RemindMe 1 Day",
"I got that reference, it was the bag of beef that made me reread and recognize",
"Picture of dickbutt so that reddit will inevitably be satisfied. ",
"Meh. When you can’t feel your face I guess it doesn’t matter. Any other time I would say “hell no”",
"It makes an ass out of u and ming?",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Yeah. Fuck ming. He's a dick ",
"RemindMe! 1 Day “Safe”",
"!remindme 24hours\n",
"I so wanna get an update on this. Its like a grown mans Überraschungsei.",
"SharePoint",
"RemindMe! 2 Weeks to get my Karma back.",
"I bet there's a smaller safe inside.",
"2018 baby.",
"If there's something interesting there he doesn't want to show, remove it and say it was empty.",
"RemindMe!",
"RemindMe! 8 hours",
"!remindme 1 day\n\n",
"It's literally filled with deadly hobo spiders.\n\nDon't open it.",
"!remindme 1 day\n",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!Remindme 5 days. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Flash Gordon agrees.",
"Pot.... a lot..of...pot",
"That's what you think...\n\n...for now",
"!RemindMe 5 hours",
"!RemindMe 4 hours",
"Remind me. ",
"What’s in the BOX!?",
"No bamboozle pls",
"Safe in floor... ",
"remindme! 7 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"No ketchup, just sauce. Raw sauce.",
"RemindMe! 4 hours \"Whats in the box!\"",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day ",
"Username checks out",
"Remindme! 12 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"For someone at work, you’re on Reddit a lot",
"!remindme 8 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day \"safe 2\"",
"!remindme 1 day\n",
"!redditsilver",
"!remind me 24 hours",
"/remindmelater ",
"Who isn't on reddit a lot at work? ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme in 5 days",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"Posting to come back later",
"You're tearing me apart Lisa! ",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"I'm just biting my nails",
"Is the guy drinking it going to be ok?",
"Can we make a rule that no one posts about their new found “old safe” until they’re in the middle of opening it on live stream?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Plot twist- it’s a time capsule with a microwave-styled timer. In 92 years it will go DING! and the capsule will open.",
"I'm so confused as to why it looks like the flooring was removed exactly over the safe and JUST the safe. Wouldn't you start in the corner? Genuinely asking.",
"!remindme 1 day ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Boooo",
"Guys. OP speaks the tru tru. ",
"!remindme 6 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"I posted an explanation earlier. This picture is taking after carpet removal and i started laying the underlayment. Im putting flooring around it and a special trap door for the safe in the wood flooring so i can still access it ",
"And thus we know his real intentions",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remind me! 3 three hours",
"Of course not, it’s a safe, not op’s mom",
"Eh, 50 cent’s opening his refrigerator with a stacks of 100s on instagram AFTER filing bankruptcy was way worse than probably what op could get in trouble for ",
"I love how he was super excited that he got to open a real bank vault.",
"God damnit. Here we go again.\n\n!Remind me 24 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"If you do, we'll bust you down to OfficerChocolate",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Anything but a beat cop!",
"Remind me! 12 hours",
"!remindme 8 hours ",
"Remindme 2 hours\n",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 5 hours \"better not be a fucking bamboozle!\"",
"Someone link me to that other found safe post. I didn’t save it.",
"My bet is on 100% Pure Columbian cocaine...Disco Shit??",
"Fuck off",
"What time do you get off?",
"I'm off in three more hours. ",
"What’s in the box?!!",
"What's in the fucking box?! ",
"if you having trouble opening it use that ramjet (i think its called) uses .22 blanks to fire a piston forward. You'll probably need a steel rod as i doubt air would be enough in this case",
":(",
"Better tag me!",
"Remind me 23 hrs",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"then you go buy a gun",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"So you started the remodel at the exact spot of the safe?",
"can you post a more close up pic of the safe maybe the model # because Major Safes makes extremely long safes and some short safes too so im interested to see what you might find from this",
"That’s a “lift out” floor safe. That’s what the handle is for. Pull harder.",
"I’d leave some karma in it. ",
"I'm at work right now so cant get anymore pictures right now :/",
"If you leave us hanging...",
"Junior Assistant Deputy-in-Training Chocolate!",
"Remindme! 24h",
"I figured it was for getting the lid off? I'll try again when i get home ",
"[I would be weary of making such absolute statements](https://i.imgur.com/AbUWe1d.jpg?fb)",
"Remind Me! 4 hours \"Safe Bamboozle\"",
".",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"YYYYYYEEEEAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!",
"Remindme! 2 weeks",
"I won't be fooled again!!!!!!",
"follow",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"Im on Reddit right now at work driving heavy equipment",
"OP MUST DELIVER. ",
"You as the sheriff hold a position of trust! Do not let us down OP!",
"I just want to post a random comment so i can find this again in my reddit comment history easier...\"george bush doesnt care about black people\"",
"update OP? the intensity is unbearable ",
"Remind me! Two days",
"Is your floor made of rubberized leather?",
"That is a very legitimate point you have. Honestly I had not ever thought about the matter that way before.",
"bullshit",
"I’m just kidding. Usually there’s a steel pin that protrudes out of the side keeping it stuck in the ground. When you put in the correct combo that pin recedes and allows you to pull the entire safe out of the floor by that handle.\n\nEdit: It seems like just the lid will come off. It should be a steel tube cemented into the ground.",
"He we fucking go again guys",
"Haha I was hoping it would just go unnoticed. I just wanted to lay a marker so I could come back and check on the progress later. ",
"Thats the underlayment that goes under hardwood flooring. I cut a hole into it so when u may my flooring down I can still access the safe",
"Remindme! 6 hours",
"Why not flour?",
"!remind in 24 hours\n\nI want to see this loot drop!",
"Uou remind me of my buddy Matt ",
"Delve",
"*Intensification intensifies*",
"Because of the implication ",
"Remind me! 1 day",
":(",
"No bamboozle? ",
"Updates op I need updates!",
"Maybe it's just a safe door glued to the floor.",
"#metoo\n",
"That's what the last guy said. And all we got was a spider.",
"That does it. Don't open it. I don't want to know. As Foghorn Leghorn said \"I might, I say, I just might be in there.\"",
"RemindMe! 5 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"You can have money in an LLC that doesn't have to be considered when bankruptcy is declared.\n\nor something like that. Ask the president.",
"RemindMe! 24h",
"No like /u/kpoppincorn",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"!remindme in 2 weeks",
"Well I can't promise anything cool... Just can promise that'll ill tell you guys what I find..",
"Safeboozled again.",
"ReMindMe! 1 day",
"No bamboozle ",
"Is this what were doing this weekend? Were gonna fight?",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"No, they definitely can.",
"I fitted a hidden floor safe in the first house I lived in. Wonder if I should write and tell them?",
"Everybody on Reddit is in the safe besides you ",
"RemindMe! 2 Hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindME! In 5 hours about what is in the safe!",
"Fuck that. Quit being a bitch. Tell us what's in it now. ",
"I don't know, do you take Monopoly money?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 1 month",
"Three ketchup packets? You think I'm a millionaire? ",
"Nah, I'm just going to fill it up with all my used condoms. ",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"Your Dad’s family jewels are in there?",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Any news yet???",
"How about deputyChocolate? Makes a lil more sense.",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Jimmy Hoffa",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"I am downvoting this post and everything OP posts on pure principle.\n",
"I second that ",
"RemindMe! 48 Hours",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"Not as cool as a human ear necklace. ",
"Im guessing its full of old ham",
"Maybe pick some items that are normal prized now but could be worth a lot in mint condition in 20 years.",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"A tiny man in there might have a fail safe key and implode that bitch...",
"Mop up.....He needs to mop up after exploding.",
"Are we there yet?",
"Open it already *hyperventilates*",
"RemindMe! 20 hours",
"!remindme 6 hours",
"Now we’re asking the real questions",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/mobile/000/022/017/thumb.jpg",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 36 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"7 bottlecaps, 3 12-gauge rounds and a bottle of whiskey. ",
"About $3.50",
"Better include a banana so we know how big it all is",
"Oh the suspense. ",
"I remember you",
"How can you post so much whilst at work? ",
"Leave a dickbutt and no one will ever believe the poor guy causing him to go insane.",
"I’ve checked this like 40 times, oh THE ANTICIPATION ",
"RemindMe! 1 day ",
"This post is such bullshyste dude look at the comments, dragging it out much... The safe is dope but your methods not so...\n\nNOW WHAT'S IN THE BOOOOXXX MF!!!!!!",
"You are freaking out, man.",
"RemindMe! 1 week \"Safe better be open\"",
"Remind me! 18 hours",
"A spring loaded confetti and glitter cannon.\n\n“I cracked it! Now to see what’s inside...”\n\n**BANG!**\n\n“...”\n\n“Fuck.”",
"RemindMe! 18 hours",
"Why did you make this post at all you fucking fuck? Open the safe and THEN make a thread u unbelievable asshole",
"I want to believe.",
"RemindMe! 24hours",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Are you creating a new post for the contents? Where should we look for the reveal!?",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"RemindME! 5 days",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"Inform me please",
"Can we make it a rule that you can’t post about a safe that hasn’t been opened yet. I can’t handle this again. \n\nEdit: obligatory you better deliver OP ",
"RemindMe! Every 15 minutes ",
"!remindme",
"Plot twist: OP built the house in the first place.",
"No. The bad guy from Robocop.",
"!Bamboozleinsurance ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Better yet don’t post it until you have already opened it and have detail photos with captions to go with it. ",
"!Remindme 24 hours",
"we're all in there on this blessed day",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
":(",
"I have had a terrible day today. Please- PLEASE open it. I can't take a \"What's in the box?\" with my terrible day. ",
"Pls expln",
"100% guaranteed human head inside that safe.",
"!RemindME 5 days",
"Well hopefully by revealing the contents of this safe, your day will improve ",
"I remember that safe. Dont open it! And if you do, it's not mine... ",
"Ssooo any news???",
"Thank you, Mr. Chocolate. You're the best kind of chocolate. ",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"Please update the original post when you have an update! It might get lost in comments.",
"I didn't put in the whole history, but that was exactly what happened with us. Excited after getting the combo from the safe company, I was bummed when it didn't work. Locksmith gave us the new combo, which he said had been changed by the owners after the sale.",
"Ohhhhhhhh for fuck sake ",
"How much longer OP til you get off work?",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"cumbox",
"Reminnnddd meeeee",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"I don’t even want to here another word until it’s open.",
"I thought it was a colander",
"Rob Schneider is...",
"Hide it behind a painting. No one ever looks behind the painting. Of a safe. On the floor. ",
"F",
"F",
"pre-minted shiny bitcoins.",
"!Remindme 5 hours",
"RemindMe! 3 weeks",
"**It has been six hours, OP. Three hours since you called the locksmith.**\n\n***What's in the safe***",
"- 13 bottle caps\n- 2 prewar money\n- 1 pipe pistol\n- 1 empty milk bottle",
"We’ve been bamboozled again! ",
"!remindme 5 days",
"!remindme 1 week",
"!remindme 1 day",
"David Casserino, top locksmith in the country. Opens safes for the DOJ.",
"!remindme 1 week",
"fuckin open it",
"I've been hurt too many times...",
"Abre la maldita caja por favor!",
"Actually laughed out loud. This needs to be higher up. ",
"I’m not in there",
"RemindMe! In 2 days",
"I know. I was trying to point out that obamacare and the ACA are the same thing.... But if you ask some people if they are in favor of repealing obamacare vs phrasing it as the ACA, you get different results....",
"RemindMe! 20 hours",
"Yeah It would be nice to get the watch running again considering its from the 70's. Might be worth like.. 3 bucks!",
"Buy an engine stethoscope. Try to see where the tumblers click out. ",
"I like your username",
"It could be the genesis block!",
"remindme! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"It's for when their internet went down.",
"But I'm not like the others. I wont break your heart. I'm here to pick up the pieces. ",
"Nope ",
"Remindme! 10 hrs",
"Okay is this 2013 or something? Does the reddit meta recycle itself? Is there a glitch in the matrix? Where’s Keanu Reeves?",
"I told you he's coming after work! ",
"Neat",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"You are letting us all down..",
"Don't worry, you're safe.",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"Remind me in 24 hrs",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Speak for yourself.",
"OP better come through this time. I can't handle being led on again",
"remind me tomorrow \n\nedit: damn it... what is that bot that reminds you of stuff... Not going to Google it because fuck it.",
"No bullshit confirmed.... Awesome confirmed...",
"Ill come through. Don't worry tacoOrgy",
"Locksmith here! No we don't ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"How long until after work?? Filled with curiosity over here.",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"Thanks",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 22 hours",
"Very true",
"Depending on how deep that safe goes I’ve got a cremation chamber that says otherwise. ",
"I mean hey, if that's nothing inside at least you have a floor safe to use in the future.\n\nAnd that's pretty damn cool in itself! ",
"Is there a tracker for how many safes have been found? I think the Oprah one was the first one.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"5 is right out",
"*DeputyChocolate",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"! Remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"!remindme in 2 days",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"2 me remind day",
"*You roll a 1.*",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"!RemindeMe 1 week",
"RemindME! I guess ",
"Agggh..... Fucking open it...... And do some work OP, get the fuck off Reddit until you are triumphantly cranking the door of that bastard open...\n\nhttps://youtu.be/RitQOh9Z3yY\n\nEdit: YouTube video demonstrating frustration added!",
"So...a pipe pistol, bottle of wonderglue, beer bottle, 26 dollars, and 5 bottle caps?",
"To bake a cake silly",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Unacceptable.",
"I am a certified r/karmacourt lawyer.\n\nIf op fails to deliver, I'll file the case myself. [proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/kcbar/comments/6j7sjf/uyesiamawizzard_has_passed_the_bar_exam/)",
"!Remindme 48 hours",
"Unfuckingacceptable.... I can't take this anymore *whimper*",
"a golden dildo tho",
"AFTER WORK AFTER WORK! WHEN WILL IT BE AFTER WORK ALREADY?",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"It's been 3 hours. *lights pitchfork*",
"!remindme 1day",
"[Here's how](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tUAitKIwmIE)",
"!Remind me 24 hours",
"Remind me! 2 hours",
"NO\n\nMORE\n\n\nPOSTS\n\nABOUT\n\nFUCKING\n\n\nSAFES",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"No bamboozle!",
"#no\n\n#bamboozle",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!RemindMe 3 hours",
"Wait I know that code! Tell me where it comes from!",
"No kidding, then you've got a sweet floor safe.",
"Remindme! 1 day\n",
"!remindme 1 day",
"What about the KITTNERBOY REDOUBT?",
"Don’t tease me. ",
"*nuzzles*\n\nwhat's in the safe",
"We make our own mayo",
"Some undermount hinges and a router will get you where you need to go.",
"im sorry",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"RemindMe! 13 hours ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Yes, mom, we all know, we've seen your damn panties enough.",
"!RemindMe 5 hours",
"If you do, clone that motherfucker unethically.",
"RemindMe! In 2 days",
"You went to work?! priorities OP!\n",
"This looks like a Major Floor Safe. At some point Major was bought by (changed names to?) American Security Products inc. These are real nice safes, well worth looking into drilling as opposed to some destructive form of entry.\n\nHowever, a cheaper option may be available. American Security Products will still have the combination on record, which they can release to a licensed locksmith. Assuming the original owner never changed the code (about 80% chance in your favor), the locksmith will then just straight up open it for you. The locksmith can however charge you what ever for this information, but I've seen some not end up being too bad, and basically only charge for the visit, not any labor. ",
"I wonder what you would have to *do* to an entire elephant to fit it in there. \n\n\nI'd think even an elephant's ashes would make a pretty sizeable pile. ",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"I feel like we’ve seen this before...........",
"Instructions unclear, family jewels in socket.",
"I'm still waiting for the severed head of jimmy Hoffa ",
"r/solipsism\n",
"Has there been any news on the last one from a couple of days ago?",
"WHEN WILL WE KNOW?!!!!!!THINK OF THE CHILDREN!!",
"Fun fact: at the time that song was written, TMBG understood the sun to *be* made of gas. Later, it was discovered that it was actually plasma, so they wrote a new song correcting their error. \n\n\nI fucking love those guys. ",
"It looks like this one here, 1 in thick cover http://www.amsecusa.com/product/t425/\n",
"Reddit hears ya, Reddit don't care..",
"Nah, it's just that posting a picture of an unopened safe for karma is a dick move. ",
"I think we all just really want to know what's in there....",
"RemindMe! 24hours",
"If i found a safe like this i would take just different enough pictures of it (maybe a bit blurry or some shitty filters) to make it take a least a few minutes to figure out it's the same safe. And i would make a new post every year or so and never actually post what i found.",
"To confound the homeowner doing the remodel in twenty years. ",
"There is not a Toyota Camry in there. At least I'm pretty sure.",
"Just make sure it's interesting. Old mementos, a letter, or maybe a sex toy or two. Doesn't have to have much monetary value.",
"You didn't post the opened safe so you already pulled a bamboozle. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"!RemindMe 3 days",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 2days",
"Playing the long con arent you?",
"!RemindMe 10hours\n\nI will let you know :)",
"OOOOOOHHHHH!! *BURN*!",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!remindme ",
"What if the safe opens up to a basement level and there is?",
"This guy mayo’s.",
"\"According to our scientific evaluation, it's his sensitive fingers!\" \n\nNice.",
"How do you guys do that thing that reminds you about stuff on reddit?",
"!remindme 2 days",
"You're probably gonna get a toenail necklace instead.",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Why is that creepy?",
">I figure people die all the time\n\nBold assumption my man.",
"RemindMe! 5 hours ",
"Yes it does. A bot just sent me a notification",
"the contents of the safe.",
"OP, i want to believe you... but weve been hurt so many times before...",
"Fuck it I'm out",
"remind me!\n",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"!remindme",
"Maybe it's gonna be a hardwood-flooring-wipe-clean-sex-dungeon.",
"Lol, you can tell because of the way it is.",
"Interesting...",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"!remind me 5 hours ",
"I hope you find something good, like an unopened copy of Stadium Events for NES... Or a picture of boobies.",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"I’m never on Reddit at work, but I binge it as soon as I get out",
"RemindMe!",
"That looks like a pot lid.",
"Remind me!",
"That's what they want you to think of doing",
"What if it opens the floor and there's a secret dungeon large enough for multiple elephants.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"There’s probably a meal of some factory worker from the 70’s ",
"Rule of acquisition #127: Never do anything for free",
"Seems more comments get guided than posts now days.... Like this one.",
"Ban OP until he comes back with the rest of this post!!!",
":(",
"I’m never on Reddit at work, but I binge as soon as I’m out",
"Dyslexia? That's what I was thinking.",
"The mullet is the most awesome thing about this.",
"I prophesy OP is bamboozling",
"My reaction would be - find safe, equip grinder ",
"At least you know the attitude isn't in there. ",
"Fuck you, OP.\n\nThe rules are you don't post until you've opened he safe. ",
"I didn't know :( but I'll deliver!",
"Get out!",
"It seems that 99.9% of the time there is nothing in these things. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Chester Copperpot",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"It's commonly known that James Madison actually wanted to arm bears in his first draft of the second amendment but was convinced by John Adams that a standing army of superbears could backfire on them.",
"Get out of the safe? Or should I stay in to stay safe?",
"You're god damn right.\n\n\"Now what was the purpose of THIS?!\"",
"The Aurora Borealis",
"Just put a note: \"reddit will never believe you\".",
"This is brilliant ♥ I only usually have a smirk and lurk but that made me literally laugh out loud. \n\nThankyou! ",
"Quit redditting and get to safe cracking and documenting!",
"So glade i know not to post about secret safes till they are open. I learn from others mistakes...",
"I don’t know better do both just to be safe",
"The picture looks like anthropomorphic eyes, like of a gadgety, smart cartoon character.",
"you're supposed to ducking open it before posting OP",
"!remindme 1 day",
"what happened to the one last week",
"No bamboozle ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Well we know what account Ed Gain’s ghost is using.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"I've just been treated like a doormat by other OPs just looking for some quick karma. I don't know if I can ever trust another OP again.",
"We shall see OP. we shall see. ",
"You can trust me! I'm not like the others! ",
"If a house has at least 2 people living in it and each person makes at least 5 round trips (1 round trip is going up then back down) on the steps each weekday if they have a full time job, and they use they make at least 12 round trips on weekends, the step would be stepped on 196 times a week and 784 a month. If it is trigged more than once a month, it would be figured out really fast. If you really want to mess with someone have it trigger maybe a few times a year with different creepy laughs each time, have like 20 different types of creepy child laughter so it's not obviously a the same thing. Every 5000-8000 steps would be a good range since they will step on it about 4704 times every 6 months or more if they have any guests or stay home sick, or if they have kids. If it works well they might think their home is haunted for awhile.",
"Remind me! 1 day",
"You will all see! ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"IIRC a safe post was literally the reason [/r/karmacourt](https://imgur.com/cXA7XxW) was invented",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"According to the locksmith from the last safe finding thread, this is rather common.",
"Remindme! 6 hours",
"Op you better not just keep it closed",
"What's inside? Is it a Gamecube?\n\nI hope its a Gamecube.",
"A huge movie franchise is based around this concept in Norway back in the 70’s called Olsenbanden( The Olsen gang)!",
"He never gets off work.",
"Spoken like a true hornswaggler.",
"Leave a note that just says \"Fuck you. You broke my safe!\"",
"I want to know what's in it more than anyone ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"IRS can't prove authenticity from a Livestream",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"'Who are you, and how did you get in here?\" \"Uh, I'm a locksmith. And, I'm a locksmith...\"",
"What kind of an ETO are we talking here? Couple hours, couple days, months?? ",
"Every safe I've seen was empty on here, but once an OP found a couple tin lunchboxes filled with cash just in the rafters",
"I love how pretty much every comment you have made for the last hour or more is a small piece of “never gonna give you up”",
"One bite at a time",
"!RemindMe in 4 hours",
"No its not? ",
"You now have a working vibrator and a load of coke, your weekend should be amazing!",
"I'm off work in less than an hour ",
"Safe aren't places you go into everyday",
"Well, hello Satan.",
"Just try cracking it, that old ass lock probably has 1000s of faults.",
"I’m calling BS. Man what people do for some fake ass internet points... lol .. really paints a picture of their actual life’s... sad ",
"!Remind me: 24 hours\n\nDid I summon the bot correctly?",
"Please tell me you plan of creating some sort of hidden floor thing over this. Also, is it in concrete? Or what is your subfloor?",
"What's in the box!!? Said every one ever that played super smash bro 64",
":(",
"!Remindme 2 hours",
"Tell him ‘All publicity is good publicity?’",
"I don’t mean literally -_-",
"Its in concrete. I tried pulling it up but it's secured. I plan on putting my hard wood flooring over it so I can still access it. ",
"No no, what you're witnessing here is the very beginning of a whole new roo-chain. When you next find yourself going down the rabbit hole of a roo-chain, as you finally reach the bottom after hours of clicking link after link, you will find yourself back here. ",
"RemindMe! 12 hours \"the safe\" ",
"This may have been asked / answered already but why is the flooring only ripped up exactly over the location of the safe and nowhere else? ",
"RemindMe! 8 hours \"this better be fucking opened\" ",
"Oh! I did not know u/pitchforkemporium was still stocking the fire pitchfork!!!",
"Open it or it never happened. ",
"At least if he/she doesn't like ketchup, they can go fuck themselves...",
"Ill answer it again. So I ripped up all the carpet and found it. I started to put down the underlayment (the stuff you see here) and I'm gonna cover it with my new hard wood flooring in a way I can still access it. ",
"*Grammar intensifies*",
"RemindMe! 14 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Was it [this guy](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtaeel1/)?",
"RemindMe! 1 hour “the safe\" ",
"Maybe they glued the combo lock so that it would detract others from trying to take the food inside.",
"That's a really funny idea actually but if pages from now will still be live by then we'll have to come up with some serious storage technology, and fast.",
"\"Three shall be the number thou shalt count,\"",
"If it's empty, don't update us. People find disappointment worse than anger. They'll love to hate you.",
"That would mean that the internet is *already* multi-dimensional.\n\n",
"RemindMe!",
"But I made promises to update.. No matter what...",
"What if it’s the coke and dildo? ",
"This meme is leaking",
"Then I'm in for a wild weekend ",
"Don't worry, you're ~~in a~~ safe.",
"I’m with you. ",
"Or set it to pick random days at a minimum 3 months apart using the internal clock ",
"Worry, your safe.",
"I believe in you, op! Op will deliver!",
"Relax everyone. OP is busy getting an exact count of the oz's of gold they found. Their not gonna bamboozle us. I trust them.",
"Finally! Some positive reinforcement! Thank you! Feels good! ",
"I am disappointed with myself...I swore I'd not get sucked into the whole found a safe shit ever again...but here I am... hoping it's gunna be something amazing that will blow my mind. \nIt'll be dust and a VHS of Smokey and the Bandit.",
"remindme! 5 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"I bet you could make it to where the flooring above the safe could slide under the trim and slide up and out. You would need some sort of handle to grab it though. Maybe a magnet for added effect.",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"!Remindme 1 days",
"What if the safe was full of monies 😎",
"We don't have that kind of patience, bamboozler!",
"All the more reason to vanish! =D",
"Most underrated comment in the entire thread is here. ",
"You sob, if you don't deliver so help me....I'll just sit here being disappointed again....",
"How did you manage to go right to it and cut a circle out specifically over a “unknown safe”? Oh. Nm. I see the flimsy weird red mat thrown over it...",
"Remindme! 2 hours ",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"we got an ETA on this bamboozling?",
"Your floor look like it was made of red scrap paper. ",
"No bamboozle. I'm almost off work ",
"It's the underlayment ",
"!Remindme 1 day\n\n",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"It's been 7 hours. Let's go catch this guy.",
"Clearly, but do we get pics? \n\nps. Do you need help with that?",
"I once found a safe sitting next to a dumpster behind my building. It had something in it. I had hoped it was something like \"grandpa dies, children clean out his place, can't open the safe, decided it wasn't worth the effort and threw it away, contained something amazing.\"\n\nI posted it to 4chan and then spent about 2 hours breaking in to it. I was covered in sweat by the end. But I managed to get in. What treasure did I find inside? Factory default contents. Some metal stuff for securing the safe to something, and a letter about your new safe. It was quite the adventure though. ",
"Jaden?",
"Remindme! 24 hours ",
"!RemindMe 12 hours",
"RemindMe! 3 hours",
"Remindme!",
"Why not both? ",
"I work a typical 8 hour day :(",
"Proof is in the pudding. ಠ_ಠ ",
"Littering ANNND\n\nSmoking the reefer",
"!remindme 1 hour",
"Every time this happens it’s like game of thrones delaying the dragons more. ",
"what if the previous tenant took the \"f\" out of \"way\"?",
"!RemindMe",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 5 hours",
"!RemindMe 2days",
"!remindme 1 day",
"!remindme 3 hours",
"Remindme! 9:00",
"What's in the box",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"Bet it's empty.",
"[Ants...](https://imgur.com/gallery/OI0p2)",
"I'm gonna literally take a shit in one in the hope that I see someone on Reddit excited to open my shit safe.\n\nIt's like the Reddit version of ass pennies.",
"No, do update if it's empty. You've dug yourself into a hole - people literally tried to hunt down the last guy who posted a picture of a floor-safe without ever giving Reddit an update.\n\nI'm genuinely trying to warn you here. My source is, admittedly, from that one AskReddit post about dark reddit history, and I can't seem to find it anymore, but I'm worried for you OP.",
"I just want to follow this post",
"That would be even better",
"!RemindME 24 hours",
"Remindme! 24 Hours",
"And the LORD spake, saying, \"First shalt thou take out the Holy Safe, then shalt thou open it, no more, no less before posting to reddit. ",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"These snozberries taste like snozberries!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Woah 13 bottle caps? You must have your luck maxed out, I only ever get 2 or 3",
"Ahh whats that from, so familiar",
"Whoever chose that flooring has horrible taste.",
"Which time zone? Because you should be off work in 1.5 hours, hopefully.\n\nOr less.",
"Well thank you for having a job :D",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"Did we find out what's in it yet??",
"RemindMe! 1 hour",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"Thanks, Obama",
"Obviously so In 50 years someone thinks they found a massive stash of coke and rail fat lines of flour before realizing...",
"Now that's the best response I've read ",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"Remind me! 24hours",
"Nothing in it, the user posted a video on /r/whatsinthisthing I believe",
"What's inside?! ",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 5 days",
"RemindMe! 48 hours\n\nEdit: wtf dudes lol",
"\"You've fallen into one of the classic blunders! You fool!\"\n\n1) Never get involved in a land war in Asia. \n2) Never go in against a Sicilian when death is on the line. \n3) Never tell reddit you have an unopened safe.",
"Just out of curiosity, you said that you’re planing to work around the safe so you can use it. Did you notice anything before tearing it up that would’ve suggested there being a sage below. \nLike any markers or was it just completely covered? ",
"I mean its better to be disappointed than left hanging...",
"r/nevertellmetheodds",
"There was one Blue pill and Red pill.\n\n\nI am not sure which one did ops took🤔",
"Am I the only one who would be intrigued if there was a smaller safe inside?",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"Absolutely no markers. I just pulled the carpet up and boom, there it was. ",
"Hey OP sorry there are a lot of dicks in the thread. Hope your work day hasn’t been too bad! \n\nRemindMe! 1 hour",
"!RemindMe 24 hours",
"This guy gets property law.",
"RemindMe! 14 days",
"Not again! They should not be able to up load photos of a safe unless they got it fucken open! Reddit do something about it!",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Huh, I wonder how long it’s been covered then. \nWell good luck with escapade I’ll be back at the end to see you claim your prize lol ",
"I am so fucking excited!!",
"Shenanigan!! I call shenanigans!!",
"!RemindMe 2 Days ",
"Put a barely ripe banana in it and say you found it that way.",
"Be very careful with those numbers!",
"Remindme! 5 days",
"We’re waiting........",
"No Bamboozle!",
"This should be a feature of Reddit. If they bamboozle they don't get karma for a month. Or their current karma goes negative. Or we drag him out in the streets and tar and feather them... Depending on the severity.",
"OP UPDATE US!! PLEASE!!!\nRemind me! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"If I had a nickel for every safe a redditer found under his floor...",
"It's been covered for awhile because the previous owners didn't even know about it ",
"RemindMe! 15 days",
"Calling it now, a pipe gun, a single fork, a pocket watch and a bunch of bottle caps ",
"No idea what Timezone you are in! What is ‘after work’ in reddit time? \nFingers crossed for you that it’s something good! ",
"i.e. much bamboozle. It's bamboozle whatever happens.",
"Remindme! 24h",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Yeah!! We are sick of this shit! \n\nDo not torture us so!!! ",
"You'd need a safe in which to put all those nickels.",
"RemindMe! 3 hours",
"If there is a separate door to the safe, and it opens up much larger underneath the floor, then there absolutely could be an elephant down there. It would smell terrible, believe me.",
"RemindMe! In 1 day",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"... old af now.",
"Remindme! 3h",
"RemindMe! 24 hours\n\n",
"RemindMe! 1 Day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Can we make it a posting rule, if it is a safe, it must be opened?",
"RemindMe! 5 hours",
"Looks like unless you can find/guess the combination, the locksmith will destroy the safe door while opening it:\n\nhttp://www.messynessychic.com/2013/05/01/found-secret-time-capsule-safe-unlocked-in-a-tennessee-farmhouse/\n\nHowever, you may be able to get a replacement door:\n\nhttp://www.amsecusa.com/floor-safes/major-round-door/",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"At that point you should also throw a bit of a weighted preference towards evening/early morning.\n\nAlso, give it a bit of a delay. That way they don't always hear it when they're ON the steps. ",
"Name checks out ?!",
"this guy serial kills",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Well I am assume that is because people are dumb. And thus we have trump as president. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day \"no bamboozle\"",
"RemindMe! 1 week \"check on the safe\"",
"I swear to God OP.",
"Probably full of Bitcoins.",
"RemindMe!",
"update?",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"!Remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"5 hours since the last update. You’re standing us up! \n\nHave you contacted a lock smith?\n\nDo you know the Make/model?\n\n",
"Really?!",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"**RAZZLE DAZZLE**\n\nLADIES AND GENTLEMAN IT'S TIME TO PLAAAAAAAAAYYYYYY: \n\n**WHAT'S\nIN\nTHIS\nTHING!**\n\n*applause*\n\nWITH YOUR HOST: /u/sheriffChocolate \n\n*applause*",
"ETA?",
"RemindMe! 5 days",
"Are we there yet?!!!",
"UPDATE #2: just clocked out. Headed home. Locksmith should be at my house shortly after I'm home. Some advice y'all gave me was to look for a serial number and call the safe company. That's what I plan on doing as soon as I get home. Stay tuned!",
"That's a nightmare to open unless you have the combo or xray eyes",
"RemindMe! 2 Days",
"Some one get a mop",
"Posted an update ",
"thx",
"I just saw an article about how he \"forgot\" about 400k of bitcoin. He offered bitcoin purchase for an album. He just \"remembered\" and now its worth millions.",
"Is it open yet?",
"RemindMe! 8 hours \"check on the safe\"",
"Damn, this is the best comment I've read all day!",
"I think it’s going to be gold. I have a feeling.\n\nEither that or something really fucking creepy!",
"Following ",
"Oh FFS not this again. I dunno if I can take another safe post.",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"Don't you dare break my heart OP. I'm tired of these abusive relationships with locked safes.",
"RemindMe! 1 DAY",
"Yes, hello?",
"remind me in 2 hours\n",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"Thank god. ",
"Where?",
"Can someone do up a spreadsheet of Reddit safe posts, a link, the outcome? Interesting to get stats and closure.",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Why would someone possibly put red lenoleum over a safe that actually had something of value.\n\nTotal buzz kill i know, but you guys dont need to freak out so much. Theres nothing in it. \n\nEdit: i guess thats just the underlay. Point stands.",
"This is what happens when you go on Amazon and order your nuclear bunker door without properly checking the dimensions in the description.",
"Fuck. A wizard AND a lawyer? Do you reason the magic to your whims, or are they distinct abilities?",
"Karma whoring with multiple posts! Just edit your top comment dude.",
"I will offer myself as the key witness. I was promised an open safe and by god I better get one. ",
"There's a safe in my attic that we got with our house. It sounds like it's got some papers in it when I flip it over. I wonder if I've got a combo hidden in there too. I also wonder how useful a safe one guy can carry pretty easily is.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"question. if you get a subpoena to karmacourt, and you dont show up, what happens? ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"China ",
"Oh shit! I hope for your sake more than ours, but mostly ours that there's something in there.\n\nRemindMe! 48 Hours",
"RemindMe! 144 hours",
"Yesssssssss",
"RemindMe! 24 hours \"Did OP open the safe?\"",
"What it's a yellow submarine?",
"Baaahaaa, fucking troll",
"I'm dying, hurry up and get home.",
"Call the locksmith!.....\n\n Call the locksmith.....\n\n \n\n call the locksmith...",
"U up?",
"Looking forward to this! Don't let us down! ",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 hour\n",
"Patent pending bitches, thanks for fleshing out the design ",
"I’m staying up in the uk to find out what’s in here please don’t keep me up till 3am ",
"When I remodeled mine I found a cracked foundation. ",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"I have my popcorn now. I'm ready for anything inside that thing.",
"Remindme! 1 week ",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"I hope you find 100 bitcoins inside.",
"Shouldn't that be in his will? ",
"I’m checking this more often than I’m checking the price of Ether.",
"whats remindme does that automatically gives you updates or is everyone asking the guy to do it",
"Usually those are more for fire protection. I've heard some you can drop on the corner to open. ",
"Shh bby is ok. ",
"I'm a wizard. I do whatever the fuck I want. Sometimes that means I bring internet douches to justice. I take joy in making sure people can't just lie on the internet and get away with it.",
"The locksmith will know where the serial number is and who to call for the combination. I had a safe opened that way. He called a phone number, gave an ID number and they gave him the conversation over the phone. Took 5 minutes top. \n\nGood luck and report back! ",
"Remindme! One week ? I guess",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"Defendants can be tried in abstencia and represented by some random defense attorney.",
"We're in /u/dosomthingaboutitbro ?",
"What's in the box reminder",
"If I've learned anything from Burn Notice, it's that floor safes often rely on the fact that they're in the ground to secure their contents. Compare to wall or free safes which usually reinforce on all sides to delay entry. Once you extricate a floor safe from the ground, they're relatively easy to break into. \n\nSo says Michael Westen, anyway. I'm otherwise completely useless on this topic. I didn't like that particular episode, but that floor safe scene was neat I guess. ",
"I'm ready to hurt again ",
"Ohhhhh man. A Reddit deep cut. My heart just fluttered.",
"I bet that’s the best hide n seek spot in the house",
"I’m at work right now. I’m giving OP 3 more hours (when I’m off work) to have that thing open before I call bamboozle. ",
"It DM’s you after the amount of time you put with a link to your comment",
"Makes sense. I sort of figured I could get it open with a sledgehammer and some time but it probably wouldn't be worth the effort. Maybe I'll try dropping it on something hard and see if that does it.",
"Depending on how this goes, I am ready to rip up floorboards... and I rent. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"I’ve heard that before.",
"Remind me when open",
"I want to call shenanigans and say that you'll leave us all hanging but you're a law enforcement officer (of chocolate?) so I'm going to go with my instincts and trust you.",
"Don’t tell me what I can and can’t do! ",
"Are you gonna karma whore and second post or be just another stand up redditor and comment everyone the picture of the contents? :) either way I wanna see it so I'm staying tuned.",
"Holy shit let's gooooooooo",
"How long is your commute? We need answers!",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"Shh bby it's ok",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Remindme! 14 hours",
"RemindMe! 24hours",
"!RemindMe 16 hours",
"Can you feel the HYYYYPE!",
"Remind me not never fucking works so.. look at this shit in like.. 8 hours. Cool.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"You know morons on the internet are literally going to stalk you now if you don't post results. ",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"What if it was a giant dildo stockpile ",
"My house has a safe but it makes me feel less safe. If anyone ever breaks in they will automatically think it has money or jewelry in it so I leave it open and unlocked.",
"But... But... The karma...",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"> KITTNERBOY REDOUBT\n\n0-1-1-2-3-5-8-13-21-34-55-89",
"As long as what you find is worth more than your security deposit!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"I keep a copy with my pick set.",
"RemindMe! 24 Hours ",
"Still patiently waiting ",
"Thats just the aCid peaking man, ride the snake. It's old and it's skin is cold. ",
"We call that a safe space ",
" Let it begin!!",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Life is unfair ",
"Bet it’s full of real bitcoin ",
"!remindme 1 week",
"RemindMe! In 24 hours",
"Fingers crossed. Just waiting on OP",
"r/theydidthemath",
"You should try beelzeCid ",
"Come on! ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!remindme 2 hours",
"Maybe this is the real Al Capone vault?",
"What happened from the last guy. Early this week or last week",
"super-cali-boozle-tastic max-boozle-oucious.\n\nWhen you hear the sound of it, drink sounds not atricious\n\nmaxi-boozle-tastic-tale it won't be boozle-oucious.\n\nSuper-Max-Boozlet-tastic is not quite atrocious.\n\n\nI see this thread of boozle-tastic, for each \"bamboozle\" I drink.\n\nThis far down in the threat, I'm an acoholic stink.\n\nI'm not sober-safe-enough to have another drink.\n\nI might soon me vomiting in the kitchen sink.\n\nsuper-cali-boozle-tastic, until photo's you stink.\n\n(Hum-de-da-diddle-a, hundiddle-e-0\n\nIf you want more verses\n\nwrite them yourself-yo.\n\nsuper-boozle-boozytastic: I can't feel my toes.)",
"[Not with any attitude] (https://imgur.com/CRSP1pG.png)",
"Gently used",
"!remindme 1 day",
"He updated saying he clocked out 30 mins ago. Soon my friend soon",
"How long does it take to get home?!",
"RemindMe! 5 hours \"Check up on dudes floor safe opening\"",
"!remindme 1 hour",
"Remind me when it’s opened!!",
"!Remind me 24 hours ",
"!RemindMe 1 hour",
"Oh neat, I haven't heard the updated one before. Thanks, gonna check it out! ",
"RemindMe!",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"RemindMe!",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"so you just happpened to start your renovation with that exact hole where there's a safe?",
"RemindMe! 12 hours\n\n",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Remindme! 1 hour",
"Dam, you were brave enough to take on the negative thoughts of the reddit horde. Better hope that negative thoughts directed at you aren't carcinogenic or you are fucked buddy. Should've opened it first like a decent human. ",
"Which Sheriff? Sheriff Chocolate!\nOk, it’s time for bed, who gave you chocolate?!",
"Is his father's name Ian?\n\nr/picturesofIansleeping",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"I assume one of [these](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ) is all that we find in there...",
"Here we go again!",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Come on OP I believe in you. Don’t let the safe-hate get you down!! ",
"Looks like the train car in Goldeneye when you use your laser watch. :)",
"I feel a bamboozle now.",
"Lost",
"Standing by ",
"All the swearing towards the op makes me want to Burn a bunch of peoples with a post like this. People are dicks. ",
"RemindMe! 5 hours",
"Remind me 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"!remind 2 hours",
"Dammit OP. What's in the safe? WHAT'S IN THE SAFE?! :(",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!RemindMe 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"!RemindMe 24 hours",
"Don't trust what Lucy says about that football, Charlie Brown.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Remindme! 12 hours",
"Remind me! 48 hrs",
"Boxy",
"It’s now inside this safe himself ",
"RemindMe! 1hour",
"RemindMe! 24 hours\n",
"Ditto",
"Bamboocoin BZL",
"!RemindMe 1 hour",
"The s/n is clearly visible. And we don't really know what the manufacturer will do.",
"Down vote until open",
"!remindme 1day",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"Nice find!! Just for the record you are shit with a razor blade. ",
"Remind me! 3 days",
"[Link](https://reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7t59fk/_/dtaqt3m/?context=1) to OP's most recent update (as of time of me posting this comment)\n\nText for those who don't even want to click a link:\n\n>\tUPDATE #2: just clocked out. Headed home. Locksmith should be at my house shortly after I'm home. Some advice y'all gave me was to look for a serial number and call the safe company. That's what I plan on doing as soon as I get home. Stay tuned!",
"Has it already been this long? You don’t remember the slew of safes containing nothing?! \nWe all agreed to not post anything until you have opened it an know what’s inside! ",
"You're going down a path i cant follow!",
"Dude that's fucking brilliant",
"!RemindMe 1/3650 of a decade ",
"The man!",
"fool, you put that stuff in for yourself, so you can post it for reddit karma!",
"RemindMe! 20 hours",
"Can someone let me know once OP opens it? :D",
"To be honest if there was money or drugs why the hell would you post that?",
"!RemindMe 1 hour",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"the longer he stays silent the more likely it's something good, maybe the locksmith found something and decided to take it for himself, so OP might be dead",
"!remindme 3 days",
"!RemineMe 2 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"OP will come through for us. I can feel it. ",
"plz no bamboozle",
"I lie on the internet all the time. I am lying right now.",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"Remind me in 2 hours!",
"Whatever ends up happening, make sure you leave a human tooth necklace in there for the next guy to find.",
"Oh come on. The odds are that at least one of these will have something cool in it. ",
"!\n!Remindme 1 day",
"maybe you have CO2 issues and you did put a safe there",
"Porn mags some cigarettes and 125 in bills. Bet",
"Remind me! 12 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"I made a small bird house. Is there a safe in it??",
"Tbf if they divulge the combo to anyone claiming to be the owner, no one should be buying their safes. ",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"I have hope on this one seeing as you have kept updates going rather than 1 post then nothing else.. but I would also be really glad if you just posted something that's obviously a grenade then not post anything for a long time.. though you will get murdered for it so maybe don't do that",
"Remindme! 1 day\n",
"It's been 1 hour since OP gave us an update. Buckle up and prepare for heartbreak, lads.",
"Calm down. Work in progress. ",
"OP don't do it",
"DUDE, NO! It's been 9 HOURS! THERE'S NO WAY IT TAKES THAT LONG TO OPEN IT!!@!!! AHHH!!! I\"M LOSING IT MAN!!!",
"The cash is always in the GameCube.",
"I want to believe so bad..... I really do. I fall for this every time. The internet demands you open the box!",
"Don't forget the beer",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"How old is the house?",
"You know just what to say to take our sweet karma away. Don't you fuck us op, don't you do it.",
"RemindMe! 12 hours\n\nEdit: 1 week later, remind me bot send me a message lol",
"I wonder if your locksmith saw this on reddit ",
"Omg your future updates please include a time so we know when to have a heart attack???",
"I am. Literally loosing it right now.",
"You'd think if it were left empty, the last person to leave it that way would also leave it unlocked. Why lock an empty safe? I'm expecting something to be there. ",
"Did you know Julian and Kiera are married? Fucking pisses me off.",
"Is it open yet? ",
"FUCK ME",
"Rasberry Pi doesn't have a reliable RTC and how are you going to get the new home owners to plug ethernet / wifi in the same?\n\nI don't think it's feasible.",
"I... I need to know what’s inside!",
"Is it open yet OP? ",
"god dammit...",
"Commenting to check for updates! Don’t be discouraged by people’s comments, I’m not sure if you saw the first safe post but we were let down for a long time ",
"PROVE IT",
"RemindMe! 12 hours\n",
"There was a fairly recent post showing how common safe tumblers work. Just need a keen ear or a stethoscope.",
"Remindme! 1 hour",
"!RemindMe 10 hours 'has op delivered?' ",
"It's empty isn't it?",
"Whaaaaat. Thats a killer lookin safe too. ",
"This is like waiting for Winds of winter to release ",
"it's already been 9 hours, I DEMAND SATISFACTION",
"Good on you man.",
"!remindme 4 years",
"!remindme 12hours",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"It'll be open before than buddy ",
"Quick! Someone call Heraldo!",
"Yeah if you use shitty gunpowder otherwise I don’t see any problems",
"Probably just a slip of paper with the combination written on it...",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"If it's drugs are you coming back to tell us?",
"RemindMe! 9 hours",
"'tis Friday. Please to have a beer in hand.",
"!RemindMe 8 hours",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"I sure hope it wasn't an IED. Sad day for us all.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Just want to be reminded when I buy that house in 4yrs to check for the safe. ",
"Some automatically lock when closed",
"!remindme 30 minutes",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"I am slacking at work and putting my hard working reputation at risk to follow this! Don't let my sacrifice be in vain!",
"Thats cool to find a safe in the floor like that! Awesome!!",
"Does your locksmith know about the Reddit post and that thousands of people are counting on him?",
"Or when I take up a life as a cat burglar. One or the other. Depends how much money I have at the time. ",
"They might be, but they’re not good enough",
"Remindme! 10h",
"Remind me! 72hours",
"Oh hi mark!",
"Your wife doesn't sound like she is any fun. Although, I would like to poke holes in your Pi idea. This means it has to be powered all the time, never crash. Where are you going to hide it to where it's still accessible and with power???",
"My favorite joke. NEXT!! Seriously my fav ",
"Remindme! 2h",
"Op I think everyone would be satisfied if you record opening it so everyone quits bitching aha that'd be cool",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"We have to go back!",
"Wonder how many caps are in there",
"Be cool if the locksmith will take karma as payment. ",
"RemindMe! 12 Hours",
"So what is the appropriate method of posting?\n\n1) Find safe.\n2) Get excited.\n3) Start to post on Reddit.\n4) Remember rage it causes.\n5) Call locksmith.\n6) Film locksmith opening.\n7) Find nothing inside.\n8) Finally post on Reddit.\n9) Nobody gives a crap.",
"I’m starting to think this is way more common than I once imagined. Maybe I should check my new house for a random safe?",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Does this actually work?",
"I wanna tear open my floor but I live in an apartment.",
"If you're going through all that trouble, just put it on a timer and forget the stairs. How much better would it be to hear the laugh behind your headboard at random times during the night.",
"That's the problem. If it does have something cool, OP would forget to update. Then we live in limbo.",
"More like this guy emotionally torments lol",
"Nah, it was like a few hours. I remember, cause my theory that it was viral marketing is still one of my top comments. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"You are supposed to secure the safe to the floor or wall, usually with some large lag screws",
"You're my favorite customer",
"Remind me! 12 hours",
"Lurking",
"Remindme! 12 hours.",
"Don't let your dreams be dreams",
"You better not be",
"Hopes for something good...likely cob webs",
"!remindme 1day",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"r/WhatsInThisThing",
"What was in the safe? ",
"RemindMe! 30 minutes\n\n",
"RemindMe! ",
"!remindme 9 hours",
"Picking up the Pieces - Fitz and the Tantrums",
"!remind me 2 days",
"Try 38, 29, 88. All you lose is time. ",
"Hey OP! What about a picture of the locksmith working? Just to satisfy the curious cats and the non believers. ",
"Prepare for disappointment. OP will not deliver. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"You posted an hour ago. What's. In. The. Safe?",
"How bout now?",
"so?!",
"RemindMe! 24 Hours",
"What I'm going to do is buy a safe just before I move out, and set it up so it's obvious where it is. I will then fill it with all evils.\n\nI will then move out and wait for Pandora to move in.",
"Oh hai doggy",
"> It'll be open before ~~than~~ then buddy\n\nFTFY",
"We're redoing the downstairs den to replace all the ductwork in the ceiling and expanding the closet. I was thinking of extending the wall 4\" as if it was accommodating a pipe from the bathroom at the top of the stairs. I could put a small hatch flush with the wall and position it such that unless you're standing in the closet and looking down into the corner you can't see it. The outlet and Pi would go there and restart itself once a day. ",
"https://imgur.com/a/QM4Ka",
"Goonies treasure!?!? ",
"HA!\n\nI've lied like 7 more times since that last comment. Do you believe me?",
"!remindme one day",
"Remind me! 1 hour",
"remindme!",
"Alright OP where’s the update?!",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"This is like one of those phone-in competitions where they wait until they have enough callers to turn a profit before letting someone win. \n\nDo you have enough karma now OP?",
"Remind me! 12 hours",
"!remindme 5 hours \n\nEdit: oh my god it’s my cakeday!!!",
"I’m not your buddy, guy!",
"Like the first safe. Dark have been my days since then.",
"I'm calling bamboozlement",
"RemindMe!",
"!remindme 1 hour",
"I used to build classic wooden yachts. One time I was gluing up a mast, two halves, and I right before I clamped it together I wrote on the inside of the mast, “By the time you read this it will be too late...” \n\nOf all my craftsmanship errors and lapses of judgement in that portion of my career I regret that one the most. I find it incredibly unfunny now",
"I think i speak for everyone when i say, WHAT'S IN THE SAFE ALREADY.",
"Remind me! 2 hours",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"I haven't seen that movie in years... Nice reference",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Hardly. It’s not like you count every time you step in a certain place, and even if you did, other people could step their too",
"RemindMe! 1 hour “the safe\" ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"How do you know Dumbo's ashes aren't in there?",
"Remindme! 8 hours",
"I bet there's something worthless in there",
"Don’t worry about it ",
"Remindme! 1 hour",
"RemindMe! Tomorrow “Stupid Floor Safe” ",
"Why didn't you ask the builders to hide one for you?\n\nUnless of course you were in charge of building it. In which case, for shame that you didn't hide a safe.",
"Is this your Buddy Guy? http://www.buddyguy.net/",
"Remind Me! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 6 Hours",
"Remind me! 12 hours ",
"Seeing as how I'm a wizard AND a fancy internet lawyer, I know that you have only made 4 comments with the account /u/ZomNomNomBeeZ. Why would you lie about being a liar?",
"Touché",
"Its one of the best...\n\nBlinkin, what are you doing?\n\nGuessing. I guess no ones coming...",
"Happy cake day",
"RemindMe! 1 hour",
"Keep an eye on the locksmith he might have already had it open for 10 minutes",
"Thank you! X ",
"It’s been 2hrs! This guys a no show😖",
"RemindMe! 6 hours",
"Well? Update? ",
"Don't update with a new comment. Just edit your top comment! ",
"!Remindme 4 hours",
"Remindme! 1 minute",
"Your wife didn't allow you to put a Pi in when you leave? \n\nMan, just do it anyway. Shit's hilarious. ",
"No I didn't.\n\nFAKE NEWS!",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 2 hours\n",
"No stay in the safe to be safe if you left the safe it might not be safe. Not being in the safe could be unsafe so to be safe stay in the safe.",
"Remindme! 1 hour",
"God I hope OP makes up a fake bamboozle insurance certificate and then pretends to find it in the safe.\n",
"What’s in the vault!",
"Can we have a master post of people’s posts of found safes? IVE HAD ENOUGH!!!",
"RemindMe! 2 hours",
"Remind me in 1 hour",
"I smell BS",
"I'm dying. ",
"Or: There’s something interesting or valuable in there and OP will STFU because asset forfeiture is a very real thing and the IRS, treasury dept and/or previous owner will suddenly appear.",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Where's Geraldo when we need him? We can get a major network to live broadcast, 1986 style.\n",
"!Remindme 24 hours",
"go fuck yourself :)",
"Is it safe yet?",
"I definitely have the breast cancer. ",
"Is it safe yet?",
"Pic of locksmith ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Imagine how many bitcoin must be in there!",
"OP pls",
"RemindMe! 3 hours",
"Why even post this if you have not opened it up yet. Two reasons, you either have already opened it or its already yours and you are just karma whoring, or you are too dumb to know how laws and human nature works and legitimately stupid enough to post a potential large find on the internet where anyone can track you down and take it from you, or stake a claim on it. Either way you posted to earn karma like all betacuck millenials do now a days.",
"https://i.imgur.com/SY3rKiJ.gif",
"Open yet?",
"safey mcSafeface",
"How could someone stake claim on a thing in OP’s house?",
"Here come the told you so's.",
"Maybe OP got the safe open and dropped his phone in it, it closed, and now he can’t give us an update. THAT’S THE ONLY EXPLANATION FOR THIS TRAVESTY. ",
"My client did not do what he is accused of..... so let him go!",
"RemindMe! 8 hours \"Whats in the box!\"",
"For someone at work, you don't take boozlecaid.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Not the question mark, use the exclamation!\n\nI have the worst lawyers...",
"I’m afraid to click ",
"RemindMe! 1 hour \"better open that damn safe\"",
"Everyone says not to post before it’s open. How can OP farm karma with an open safe that turned out to be empty. Gotta milk this thing for at least 12 hours.",
"Any updates ???",
"RemindMe! One week ",
"oh hai mark",
"!Remindme 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"I highly recommend you find something interesting that you can put into the safe before taking pictures if it turns out to be empty. ",
"Does that mean you are on the Titanic?\n\nI've frequently not been on boats.",
"I'm thinking the \"the lunatic is in my head\" laughter from Pink Floyd -\n Brain Damage would be nice.",
"Mods, can we make this a sticky post? ",
"Remindme! 48 hours",
"!remindme 1 hour",
"I want to know what's inside!",
"UPDATE #3: Locksmith can't get in without breaking it. Needs other tools. We're set to try again this weekend. The original combo also didn't work. I really don't wanna break the safe ",
"Is his soul as empty as that safe?",
"!remind me 2 days",
"No bamboozle?\n",
"WTB pitchfork",
"!RemindMe 1 week",
"OP did not deliver",
"BREAK. THAT. SAFE! Reddit will get all pitchforkey if you keep teasing em. ",
"Remember. I can come back and downvote you as quickly as I upvoted!",
"RemindMe! 2 days ",
"Not sure if I should get my pitchfork or not...",
"Bamboozle",
"Okay but if it's a hard drive with a couple thousand bitcoin on it, it's mine coz I lost that.",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"6 hours ago. I smell bamboozle.",
"I scrolled so long and got so far, in the end it doesn't even matter",
"!Remindme 2 Days ",
"RemindMe! 2 days ",
"No bamboozle. By God i am going to provide ",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Superb.",
"fook.",
"Ok...\n\nUNLESS THIS IS A DOUBLE BAMBOOZLE TO COVER UP FOR THE FIRST BAMBOOZLE! HAH, CAUGHT YOU!",
"I want to believe...\n\nI have to say, OP has been updating frequently.",
"It’s just that we’ve been hurt before...",
"Ya dun fucked up, OP! If you don't deliever, every comment you make will be downvoted to hell. \n\nYou better not let us down.",
"It's Friday! It is the weekend! Gahhhhh",
"lockpick noob :(",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"We are all simultaneously unclenching our buttcheeks. ",
"Hello suspense my old friend.....",
"Your last 10 comments:\n\n1 - [2018-01-27 02:47:10 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtayran/) \n\n> Not the question mark, use the exclamation!\n\n> I have the worst lawyers...\n\n2 - [2018-01-27 02:30:05 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pcmasterrace/comments/7t6hz7/i_work_at_bestbuy_these_were_all_ordered_by_one/dtaxzh5/) \n> It's actually a scheme by the Russian mobsters to clean their dirty money and manipulate an unregulated market at the same time. \n\n3 - [2018-01-27 02:24:10 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtaxpum/) \n> No I didn't.\n\n> FAKE NEWS!\n\n4 - [2018-01-27 01:59:45 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtawlkd/) \n> HA!\n\n> I've lied like 7 more times since that last comment. Do you believe me?\n\n5 - [2018-01-27 01:50:53 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/worldnews/comments/7t46a3/german_police_sue_american_woman_for_slander_for/dtaw771/) \n> When I was in Scotland at the ripe old age of 19 I spent several evenings getting absolutely smashed. One such evening ended with me being approached [...]\n\n6 - [2018-01-27 01:19:23 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/worldnews/comments/7t46a3/german_police_sue_american_woman_for_slander_for/dtauqgr/) \n> Yeah, I'm pretty sure the entire organization is just typing nonsense into their iphones and pressing \"submit\".\n\n7 - [2018-01-27 01:13:07 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtaufwc/) \n> Whatever ends up happening, make sure you leave a human tooth necklace in there for the next guy to find.\n\n8 - [2018-01-27 01:11:34 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/pics/comments/7t59fk/early_this_week_i_saw_someone_post_about_finding/dtaudap/) \n> I lie on the internet all the time. I am lying right now.\n\n9 - [2018-01-27 00:45:25 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/BannedFromThe_Donald/comments/7t10vc/and_then_trump_said_he_needed_25_billion_for_the/dtat553/) \n> If you answer questions by saying every single word that you know, eventually you will say the right thing. Right?\n\n10 - [2018-01-27 00:19:33 UTC](https://www.reddit.com//r/nfl/comments/7t7fxj/mark_ingram_todd_gurley_and_davante_adams_show/dtarwpx/) \n> I like it.\n\n> Make the lineman play rock paper scissors on the play, and when the Defense wins he's allowed to rush the QB. Be seeing some 26D chess by [...]\n\n<end>\n\n**You would do well not to question the power of a wizard lawyer**",
"Or some pot",
"Hmmmmmm. The suspense!",
"How do you do the remind me thing again?",
"Remind me 3 days",
"What question mark!",
"I won't let you down I promise! ",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"Edit your original update comment instead of making new ones please!!",
"three *lube* packets*\n",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"RemindMe!",
"Yeah I feel like using an rng and limit would probably be better.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Brilliant. Brb I gotta go rent a jackhammer.",
"RemindMe! 36 hours",
"Because it's obviously a ~~flour~~floor safe.",
"!RemindMe 2 days",
"BUT IM CUMMING NOW!!!",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"This is not the heartbreak I wanted.",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"Remindme!2 days",
"Remind me! 2 days",
"Remind me! 1 day",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"A handmade pistol with 3 bullets, 27 dollars and an empty cola bottle",
"Dun dun dunnnn",
"Wait I know this. \nI would like a Mai Tai. ",
"!remindme 3 days",
"Sure. Coke and Pepsi sounds great if you're all out of Jack.",
"Worth it.",
"Did you ever get it opened?",
"If they have kids it will get triggered once a day. ",
"remindme! 2 days ",
"Comment to stay updated.",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"Did you find out what's in it? ",
"!RemindMe 2 days",
"Commenting just to find it easier later",
"..... but what if there is a safe?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"Why can't the locksmith get in without breaking it? \n\nA good locksmith should know how to break into a 30+ year old safe\n\nEdit: If you mean \"drill the safe\" that doesn't mean he'll break it. The hole drilled just gets a plug welded in after. He should be using a 7/8ths drill bit ~1 inch from the tumbler - if he's not, fire him and get a new locksmith.",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Not this again. That's how we got boaty mcboatface ",
"You’re not getting enough credit for how clever this comment is",
"I believe you, OP. I have faith.",
"Remind me two days. ",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Remindme! 24 hours ",
"Remind me 3 days",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"Remindme! 2 days\n\n",
"i want to know whats *in* the safe tho",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Are we talking today? Cause I’m sitting here waiting for you!",
"RemindMe! 24 HOURS",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Op I swear...",
"Come on dude just tell us what happened many others here are becoming salty that they are going to be a salt mine soon, just tell us whats holding up.",
"Oh no, not this again.",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/nBobpPYmgWc3C/200w.gif",
"!RemindMe 2 days",
"What kind of flooring is that?? Fruit roll ups????",
"Remind me! 1 day",
"remindme! 2 days",
"I don't know, I think 1000-3000 steps would be better. You have to consider that if two or more people are in the house and use the stairs that both of them will not hear it, and therefor only one person will be believed. If it takes a year just to go off twice, it's unlikely they will think much of it. Once every 1-3 months would be infiintiely more convincing. ",
"How do I get a reminder on mobile so I can finally see one of these open. Hopefully op doesn’t bamboozle ",
"Dilly dilly!",
"I swear to God, OP. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Anything? What happened with the locksmith?",
"Safe to open...Leaving a comment so I don't loose the thread",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"Remind me! 2 days",
"!remind me 2 days",
"Don’t worry, it’s probably empty",
"This is the first time I’ve seen a picture of a safe on reddit. I wasn’t expecting the level of passion I’ve seen in most of these comments! Carry on friends 😀 And OP, don’t let us down omgomgomg",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Look if you didn't want safey mcsafeface you shouldn't have left this post in the carpet for an hour. That's how you get safey mcsafeface.",
"I am highly annoyed.",
"RemindMe! 72hrs",
"!remindme 2 days",
"!remindme 2 days",
"!remindme 1 week",
"What is taking so long?! Is your house surrounded by sector 7? Do you have eBay item 21153 in your floor safe?! I need to know!",
"!RemindMe 12 hours",
"!remindme 12hours",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"But it is already the weekend.... ",
"50 is too low -- you need it to happen so infrequently but so obviously that they swear they heard something but can't repeat it for the life of them. Ideally the person would forget that it ever happened until the next time it happens. Set a few of them under the floorboards with contact sensors with different sounds that trigger every n+1000 or 2000. Maybe rig one up so that you trigger it in, say, the upstairs hall but it sounds downstairs. Maybe wire a few speakers up to a single controller so it's nearly never repeatable that you walk by one place and trigger the same sound in the same location. Set some so they're reasonably clear, as if an actual person could have did / said something (like have it say \"come to bed!\"), so they have to start asking their spouse if they said something, so the whole house starts getting involved in the mystery of the sounds. Set some to just be the sound of a chair moving or something, so it starts to drive them nuts with \"did I or didn't I push the chair in when I got up from the table last?\"\n\nBonus points if you go so far as to set a magnetic trigger on a lock or something so a door can \"open itself\" and / or set some triggers on a timer so stuff happens when they're not even walking around.\n\nIf you're going to go to the effort of fucking with someone, REALLY fuck with someone.",
"Downvoting any unopened safe photos",
"!remindme 3 days",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"Remindme! 2 days\n",
"!remind me 2 days",
"RemindMe! 3days\n\n",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"> RemindMe! 3 days\n\n",
"Nooooooo! All this build up and no release!! 😵😵😵",
"Are you going to post what’s in it in this post, or post a whole new post?\n\nPost. ",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"!remindme 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"We should vote on it. ",
"We just built a house on our property for a family member. There was a small space next to the stacking washer/dryer and behind the custom cabinetry linen closet. A space that’ll only be accessed when repairing the w/d. So we put a plastic Halloween skeleton back there. By the time the machines need servicing, it should be covered in cobwebs and dryer lint.",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"I don't want to know what's not in there! ",
"\"This weekend\" is so vague though...",
"Remind me! 3 days",
"Not this again\n",
"!RemindMe 3 months",
"!remindme 48 hours\n\n",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 99 houra",
"I feel like I've seen this safe before. As in on here.",
".",
"its been 5 hours after this comment! how long do you work!",
"This is my third time checking in the past hour!",
"Why the fuck does reddit always upvote this bullshit?",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Safes are Reddit’s cumboxes\n\nFTFY",
"Oh hi Johnny, I didn't know it was you",
"Crazy you started your remodel right at the exact spot where the safe was!",
"Remindme! 24 hours\n\n",
"Can someone poke me in 12 hours? ",
"Noooo I'm definitely going to forget to check back in. Summon magical powers and open it already!!",
"Op, every time I read your replies to comments, I read them in Bender's voice. ",
"!remindme 12hours",
"!!!WTS Pitchfork 1 gold!!!",
"God dammit OP, told you not to post until you open it",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Remindme! 24 hours.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Make an edit to your damn update and stop karma whoring with new comments please! I really don't want to have to search for update 4 man, come on! ",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"!remind me 2 days",
"Remindme! 2 days \"OP better not bamboozle us\"\n",
"Pfft, you need to accept you're just like the others.You never actually cared about us, you just wanted the rewards. They all started by claiming good intentions. JUST DON'T POST UNTIL ITS OPEN!",
"U fuckin wot m8",
"!remindme 48 hours",
"Does anyone know what’s in the god damn safe?",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Remind me in a week ",
"That's assuming all the safes have the same combination, which seems unlikely.",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
">I told you he's coming after work! \n\nSurely it's open by now?? You're killing me Smalls.",
"RemindMe! 3day",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe!",
"remindme! 2 days ",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"I’m just commenting so I can find this later. ",
"!Remind me 3days",
"Fuuuuuuccccckkkkk yyyyyoooooouuuuuuu. ",
"RemindMe! 3 days.",
"Remind me! 1 day ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!Remindme 3 days",
"The goal is to provide the redditors with a sense of pride and accomplishment ",
"I doubt very many redditors have their own houses ",
"AND LOCK THEM IN YOUR SAFE",
"If you get in there you should probably make a followup post just to be *safe*",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"I'm gonna provide! I promise! ",
"RemindMe! 20 hours.",
"Be careful, it might be rigged to expl0de.",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"!remindme 4 days",
"Smells like fresh bamboozle to me",
"Remind Me! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 20 hours",
"RemindMe! 20 hours ",
"!REMINDME 2 DAYS\n",
"Be careful with that, OP. I once saw a picture of an opened safe on Reddit that had a grenade wired to the door. Thankfully the guy had drilled into the side of the safe, because if he had managed to open the door, he'd have blown himself to smithereens. I think the safe contained drugs of some sort. You never know what's in those things, or how badly their previous owner wanted to keep it safe.",
"! remind me 2 days",
"RemindMe! 3 days \"OP says he will deliver the safe contents\" ",
"remindme! 2 days ",
"What does that cake next to your username indicate?",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"Remind Me! 3 days",
"RemindMe! 3days",
"!RemindMe 3days",
"Obviously, hence these posts...",
"You'll never guess what these jackhammers aren't telling you!",
"Beluga whales don’t have safes in their floors. But this comment will help me find this post more easily. ",
"Hurley ?",
"It's been entertaining to watch the minds of reddit slowly deteriorate as OP responded less and less. Now Everyone is broken. ",
"RemindMe! 24 hours ",
"!remindme 24 hours ",
"RemindMe! 16hrs",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"Remind me! 3 days\n",
"Does anyone know what’s in the god damn safe?",
"It's not open yet' stay tuned! ",
"OP you're starting to scare me",
"Is the \"guy\" currently attempting to open it? Has he checked for booby traps? I mean, really searched.",
"!RemindMe 56 hours",
"Yea this is how it starts",
"Remind Me! 24hrs",
"It is their “cake day” which is an anniversary of their Reddit account. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Oh. Thank you! ",
"I can see why you tore that floor up!",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"Commenting so i can come back later ;)",
"RemindMe! 1 hour “the safe\"",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 10 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"I did not hit her. I did not! Oh hi mark. ",
"And no Bobby pins because OF COURSE I broke all that I had left trying to open the damn thing in the first place, hoping for more Bobby pins",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"RemindMe! 3 days ",
"Take all",
"eh hah hah",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"Ur floor looks fucked up. Better buy a new house.",
"The safe is empty inside...just like me. ",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Comment to remind me.",
"Remind me",
"So how's your sex life?",
"Omg open it already\n",
"Remind me 2 days",
"Remind me! 24hours",
"If youre going that far, you need to rig a fake light switch that puts it in guest mode, increasing the frequency.",
"Remindme! 24 hours\n\n",
" can't wait to find out what's in it :) I'll be waiting, OP!",
"I feel like somebody with a cat or two would figure this out at some point when it is going on for 3 hours cause the fat fucking cat decided to pick that one step to lay on, even with the noise going on. Just to annoy you....\n\nYou know what. The cat's actually worse. You sick bastards. ",
"!remindme 1 week",
"Finding this later..",
"This blows my fucking mind and now I want that book he read dammit.",
"I've been hurt too many times, OP.",
"There’s a house in Alabama. With a very large steel plate in the center of the master bedroom. The original home owner designed and built it himself. The key is just knowing how to open it. When he sold it he planned to tell the new owner about it and instruct him how to open it. But the buyer was such an asshole he decided not to tell in hopes that he would discover it, figure out its a safe, and then waste tons of time and money trying to open it; only to discover it and the false bottom are empty.",
"RemindMe! 2days",
"^i ^want ^to ^die",
"Did we do a job together in philly? ",
"Photo of the guy trying to open it? What a joke :)\n",
"We found a safe in my grandparents house that no one knew about after they passed. Only reason we found it was because we decided to move a wall and when we ripped up the flooring to replace it there it was. Full of stuff we never knew they had. Months after the will had been executed. ",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Oh, you are thinking about the Affordable Bamboozle Act. Common mistake.",
"Break the safe. ",
"[This should hold you over. ;)](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/000/666/055/234.jpg)",
"It will be empty, 1970’s trolls have just locked it for shits and giggles.",
"Remind me! 2 days",
"Part of me hopes that you are the conductor on the Bamboozle express, and you're taking everyone for the ride",
"!remindme 12 hours",
"RemindMe! 48 hours\n",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"I'm so conflicted right now!",
"For the love of donuts OP don't do this to us!",
"Don't forget to add President Skroob's luggage to the list: 1-2-3-4-5",
"!remindme 24hrs what's in the safe!?",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Let's go full on, and increase the variety by adjusting volumes and duration of laughs. Maybe one is a just heavy breathing? Or heavy breathing than a \"help...me...\" \n\nWhy stop at laughs? Think of the possibilities! ",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"!remindme 3 days",
"You just made my mouth water.",
"What’s in it?",
"remindme! 2 days",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1Day",
"Fuck off.",
"!remindme 1day",
"!remindme 2 days ",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!remindme 2 days",
"!remindme 5 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"I cant handle anther safe video\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=umDr0mPuyQc",
"!remindme in 3 days ",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!remindme 8 hours",
"!remindme 24 hours",
".. did they listen to the tapes?",
"!remindme 1 day",
"I concur ",
"!RemindMe 3 days",
"RemindMe! 2 Days ",
"Henry Rollins?",
"Not this shit again.",
"Here you go... --E",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"We must never speak of Philly.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Look man we all miss Greg, but he knew wearing heelies was a big risk going into it. ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"!remindme 2 days",
"I know everyone is mad that people should post a safe that already have been opened, and I get it. But I should confess that I enjoy the tension of what is inside and the comment section going crazy. This time it's different. OP will deliver. Don't worry everyone.",
"Thats a cash safe champ, hope you're making it rain in your next post! ",
"Is installing hidden safes very common in the USA or something? It seems very strange in the UK, I've never heard of one over here.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"There are rules about posting this shit before it has been opened.",
"RemindMe! 2 days \"Check if OP is a fgt\"\n",
"Only post i down voted in weeks fuck this pisses me of why do they never open it befor posting?!?!?!? ",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"---E",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Ah, thanks. Was running out of wood at my place.",
"---E Take one of mine",
"Remindme! 24hours",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Hooray! Now I can riot without looking like a retard. Thanks kind stranger.",
"Leave a sign saying \"Fuck you, Reddit\" and make it incredibly hard to break in to.",
"RemindMe! 72 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Oh. Well, then I would just leave a key labeled \"safe #3\"",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"Remind me! 1 day ",
"Stop writing on reddit and smash it open for christ sake! You're mocking us! ",
"Bambozle, No? ",
"For the love of sweet 8 pound 8 ounce baby jesus I’ve checked this post more than a crack addict scratches their neck. Existence is pain. Tell me what’s in the damn safe. ",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"Remindme! 3 days",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Umm.....\n\nNot if you don't know the combination!",
"You motherfucker",
"RemindMe! 1 week ",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Is anyone else still holding out hope? ",
"How amazing would the moment be though - you’re locked in a room with an axeman on the loose who is spreading a deadly zombie disease to the entire human population. You’re stuck in this room with a bunch of zombies who you’ve temporarily distracted with a mirror (idk if that would work). \n\nThere’s the safe. The safe contains the anti virus and a switch that is connected to the cyborg axe man that would shut his system down.\n\nYou’re the only one who can save the world. And you do it, all because of some clever forward thinking when you saved a post by a guy who knows the things about safes.",
"hey /u/sheriffChocolate post it over to /r/whatsinthisthing :) ",
"RemindMe! 3 years",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"Remindme! 2 hours",
"It's open! more to follow!",
"Wtf, OP. Bamboozled again. ",
"Remindme! 48hrs",
"But the waiter messes up your order and you get a virgin, and you specifically wanted alcohol.",
"RemindME! 24 hours ",
"Son of a bitch, not this again...",
"Update?",
"Yes, some were garbled, but they think they guy was recording his wife's phone calls. The house was very strange and always had that feeling of being watched. After they bought the house, the owner still had his German Shepherd dog on the property. My sister thought they were inheriting the dog (guy left his wife's cat behind too). The dog caught a rabbit and brought it inside and killed it in the living room. First order of business for my sister was new rug! The guy rehomed the dog with a friend. Sad the dog would get chained up outside. We even stated the dog could stay, it would get a better life living with a loving family I stead of chained in a yard. \n\nIt was discovered the house was infested with mold and when it rained the water just poured into the basement. So many half assed and stupid DIY projects that came to light as more work was done.",
"Leave your stupid comments in your pocket[!](https://youtu.be/uu7uBD8J9Iw)",
"Use remindme but it’s almost 12h",
"This is spam",
"I bet you'll feel really stupid when they find an old Playstation WWF game in there.",
"I know Greg had issues that he was dealing with, and this job would have funded his road to a happier life. He took a fall for all of us, and for that I'll be forever grateful. He'll get out in two years but I doubt we'll hear from him. I saw Carol last Tuesday. She sends her regards.",
"It’s probably empty ",
"Like a home-made, built-in, programmable [Annoy-a-tron](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/kmnr/). I like it.",
"Will this suspense never end!",
"This is a bamboozle.",
"Son. Of. A. BITCH!!! WHAT IS IN ITTTTTTT?!",
"Watch and learn folks. This is called mileage. ",
"!Remindme 1 day",
"My bamboozle senses are tingling. Or maybe I need to eat some breakfast. It's confusing ever since I was bitten by a radioactive bamboozle.",
"RemindMe! 12 hours",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"YOU CAN'T DO THIS TO US OP",
"Feemales! ",
"Money and cocaine",
"Can we make a safe opening subreddit?",
"Remindme! 1 Day",
"Isn't there a Reddit-wide rule that if you find a safe, you have to open it *before* posting about it on here so we don't all end up waiting months for an ultimately underwhelming resolution?\n\nBecause if not, there should be.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 48 hours",
"Mfw https://i.imgur.com/wqMWK7z.mp4",
"Dad?",
"I reached the last comment and it’s 9:13am 1/27/2018.\n\nWHAT’S IN THE SAFE!!! PLEASE!!!",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"!Remind me! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"You've got an \"old style\" Major floor safe there. I found info about it in two books, have posted [here](https://imgur.com/a/4PNfb).\n\nNote that the first book is \"coded\", meaning that some of the printed specifics are explicitly wrong (mentioned in \"HOW TO USE THIS BOOK\"). Unfortunately, I don't know this book's code. The only clue I have is handwritten inside the front cover. I'm guessing that means \"subtract 25 from specified dial positions\". That's the kind of thing these books would do. Maybe somebody on Reddit knows Robert Blackwell, can ask for clarification.\n\nI don't believe the second book has any misinformation like that.\n\nGood luck!",
"RemindMe! 24 hours. ",
"[And a Casio !](https://youtu.be/3WOTuiBG9zg)",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"Too late. You're here long enough to know that people hate posts about unopened safes.",
"I saved it just because I read this",
"RIP OP. \n\n!remindme 24 hours",
"F",
"!remindme one week",
"Must know now",
"Lool",
"good bot",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"Remindme! 48 hours ",
"Good morning OP. We're waiting. ",
"I'm done with this. Not coming back. Until later, maybe.",
"I always max luck.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"this is why you wait OP, this is why you wait...",
"You got me take my up vote...",
"Remindme! 48 hours",
"No bamboozle! Hopefully today is the day ",
"I'm just posting this so i can come back later for the update.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Any update???",
"The suspense is too much",
"I'm currently calling places to see who CAN get this open for me. ",
"Remind me! 48 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"!remindme 48 hours",
"#ATTENTION MODS! ADD A RULE IN THE SIDEBAR THAT STATES THAT THE POSTER MUST SUBMIT AN ALBUM WITH THE SAFE CONTENTS. WE'VE SEEN DOZENS OF SAFE PICS WHERE OP IS A BUNDLE OF STICKS. IF OP DOESN'T POST PICS OF SAFE CONTENTS (LIKE THE RULE I SUGGESTED YOU ADD) THEN THERE IS NO OTHER WARNINGS, JUST AN AUTOMATIC BAN. ",
"FUCK ME",
"#I SECOND THIS!",
"UPDATE #4. American security products (which now owns major safe company) is closed on the weekends. I'm working on trying to find someone decent to open this safe, without damaging it, today. The turn dial is a little fucked up and doesn't spin as far as it should, does anyone have any idea on how to to go about fixing that? ",
"Omg this is all getting too much ",
"I'm starting to believe...",
"As much as it’d destroy me inside, i really hope this is the most committed internet trolling ever ",
"RemindMe! 30 seconds ",
"I'm starting to let down my defences... don't break my heart OP!",
"!remindme24hours",
"There is no god here",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"If the dial seems to be broken why be concerned about opening without more damage? Maybe just drill in and use a camera to see if it's empty?",
"RemindMe! 24 hours",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 10 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days\n",
"Commenting to find this again when it gets opened",
"No bamboozle!",
"I won't break it!",
"Comment to come back to ",
"!remindme 12 hours ",
"HERE WE GO AGAIN",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Too much suspense ",
"RemindMe! 2 days \"check if the damn empty safe was opened already\" ",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"There will be no satisfaction ",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"RemindMe! 22 hours",
"I feel let down",
"Ill provide don't worry ",
"Please don’t go breaking my heart ",
"/u/sheriffChocolate It has had more than 24 hours. Whenever you are ready, I have drafted charges in /r/KarmaCourt on behalf of u/WHYdidyouSHOOT and am prepared to file suit. Based on the number of comments OP made promising no bamboozle, I have a feeling this may be sufficient cause for a class action suit.",
"Hold the class action suit it appears he stated that the locksmiths are not open on weekends. However if he still does not deliver be prepared to add delayed bamboozle onto the suit.",
"!remindme 1 day",
"Acetylene torch. Let's go, this has gone on too long already.",
"I will accept all charges if i do not provide. But I will provide! ",
"Remind me 48hours",
"Prove you are not a bot :) ",
"Sorry to bother, sheriff, but what's the situation on #Safegate?",
"This is taking forever man. Go buy a grinder",
"Have they updated ?",
"Beep bop boop. Does not compute ",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Ghf",
"RemindMe! 4 hours",
"Any luck yet?",
"RemindMe! 5 days op will never deliver ",
"Whats in the fucking box",
"so major safe company makes a few types of Cylindrical safes and one of them is ginormous so you may be in business \nbut theres another outcome that may make you very dissapointed... if that safe is built in the floor, it may have been emptied, then had it covered. Always be ready for a bad outcome. But im very hopeful that you find something thats worth it!!! (and maybe itll pay for your remodel lol)",
"What’s the remind me comments? I’m outta touch!",
"y'all got bamboozled",
"Remindme! 1 day",
"I hope op will deliver, but having suffered through the eerily similar events in the past I am extremely skeptical.",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"Remind me! 24 hours",
"So umm... Wtf happen here?",
"Remind me! 48 hours",
"Following",
"Remind me! 2days",
"!remindme 20 hours\n",
"Remember that dude that found a live Grenade inside? ",
"All you people made me laugh too hard and too long\nPS cried a little",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"Thanks! Good luck!!! ",
"No. We don’t need this anguish. We already deal with enough heart break from unopened safes. Please spare us OP until you open it. ",
"!remind me 1 day",
"Remind me! 12 hours",
"Heres an idea. C4. It opens all. Trust me.... It won't damage it... Or the house. ",
"its been over a day. WHERES THE PICS",
"A bot will send you a message with the link to the post in however many hours so you remember to check back. Everybody here wants to see what is inside so they keep checking back. ",
"Remind Me! 24 hours\n",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Remindme! 36 hours",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"Better yet dont make a post at all and let everyone forget about this heartbreak",
"This is hilarious because your probably not lying ",
"So did you bamboozle us....",
"remindme! 3 days",
"RemindMe! 4 days",
"No bamboozle. Safe company isn't open on weekends. Waiting to tomorrow morning. ",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"lots of people have no concept of business days",
"RemindMe! 2days",
"I wasnt either. Lol",
"!Remindme 1 day",
"Remindme! 24 hours",
"Some rough comments here.. I hope when the cure for cancer comes out of this bloody safe everyone's a bit happier",
"Remind Me! 24 hours",
"it's been days now op. you really let us down.",
"Lots of people don’t get the safe opened before posting. We’ve all been hurt so many times before.",
"!remindme 24 hours",
"RemindMe! 2 days",
"Maybe a tiki torch? ",
"Thank for the update, Reddit is counting on you. ",
"Remindme! 2 days",
"Hickory dickory dock\nOP can’t open the lock.\nThe karma he sought\nAnd bamboozled we got.\nHickory dickory dock.",
"No bamboozle! ",
"Tomorrow? ",
"Calling to find better places tomorrow so fingers crossed!",
"I feel used ",
"RemindMe! 1 day \"fucking floor safe.\" ",
"Thank you. ",
"So is it open or not?",
"Remindme! 1 day.",
"!remindme 3 days",
"!remindme 3 days",
"!remindme 3 days",
"The morning has gone, \nNo message from OP.\nIn the safe was a bomb?\nI thought it was ropey.\n\n\nRIP /u/sheriffChocolate\n\n\n\n",
"RemindMe! 1 day",
"Hours we waited and together we sigh. But who would have thought that the safe was a lie. OP teased us with treasure afoot, but all we assume is that OP's kaput! ",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Not sure...",
"don't remindme!",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"!remindme 7 days\n",
"UPDATE #5: okay so the safe company informed me they do not have combos from that long ago, and confirmed the safe is from 1974. So now I have to research a place that will Crack the safe for me. I don't want to damage the safe in hopes of being able to use for my own future use. \n\nEDIT: The safe company suggested a locksmith in my area so I am going to follow up with them. ",
"None of the other companies were willing to crack it?",
"Locksmith coming over this morning or after you're home from work? ",
"!remindme 3 days\n",
"And the time is after 9 pm",
"I vote for DIY Mindstorm route.",
"Is it open??????",
"Good luck!",
"Definitely getting bamboozled here.",
"Yo. Put your updates in the body of your post for visibility. Not in the comments.",
"I tried doing that. But won't let me edit from mobile. I assume because of the picture ",
"RemindMe! Not to believe bullshit.",
"I believe in you ",
"In case you didn’t feel like reading all the comments and scrolled all the way down to find out what was inside. Well, so did I. ",
"You can't add text to an image post",
"!remindme 3 days",
"!RemindMe 1 day",
"Did you see that comment about the guys that created an automated safe cracker?",
"Soon?",
"This is a job for /u/poem_for_your_sprog",
"Could try just replying to your own comments/editing a former commend that would get upvoted to the top for visibility.\n\nalso.......BAMBOOZLE",
"This is the first time I saved a post on reddit in the hopes of seeing a safe being opened to magical treasures. Don't blue ball me OP, please don't blue ball me. ",
"I literally only have two Reddit posts saved, this one and something about angry birds from 4 years ago and I don't know why I saved it. So you better fucking come through with what is inside. ",
"I have faith in OP! I believe he will deliver. But until then,, his name is now Geraldo. ",
"So are we never going to find out. Don’t know if I can live with this \n",
"I will come through! Don't worry! ",
"Ill post whatever is inside! I promise! ",
"NO BAMBOOZLE",
"!Remind me 4 days",
"RemindMe! 50 hours",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 2 days\n",
":) ",
"I call shenanigans",
" I sit here waiting anxiously! Looking forward to the results :D",
"Dude. I've got bamboozle alarms going off all over the house. It's like a level 4 bamboozle threat level here",
"OP is a phony!\n\nHey everybody! OP is a big fat phony!",
":(",
"Prove us wrong OP",
"I'm working on it! I didn't expect it to take this long ",
"How do you move the bolt when the tumblers are set? Usually there's a crank handle. It doesn't look like that handle serves that purpose. Does the whole top rotate?",
"The whole top does rotate. It spins in the hole it's in but can be lifted out ",
"And that is precisely why you aren't supposed to post until you've managed to open it! !remindme 5 days\n",
"I used to own a safe with no latch handle - just a handle to lift the lid. Once you dialled the combination, you continued to turn the dial and it would engage the bolt and retract it. The dial would become very stiff as it engaged the bolt, and then stop moving all together. Then you could lift the lid out. OP, you said the dial was stiff - perhaps it's close to opening to bolt?\n\nAll that to say: I believe in you OP! No bamboozle.",
"!remindme 2 days",
"Oh mah god. It's been like four days! I hate waiting for things like this.",
"Interesting. Yeah it's very stiff and doesn't turn very well. So ill try messing with it again. ",
"!remindme 2 days",
"RemindMe! 1 week \"safe is open?\" ",
"Neither did we :)",
"Any update on this yet?",
"soo have you found anyone to help you open this thing yet? Perhaps that locksmith you said you'd follow up with? It's been about 2 days since you said you'd research to find someone. ",
"Got an estimate back earlier today. They want $410 to open the safe ",
"Damn. What do you think you'll do then?",
"DO IT!!! We've come too far!",
"We're counting on you OP.",
"Well the curiosity is killing me, I'll see if i can get another estimate, if not Ill just do it ",
"Wow still havent opened it? You are uselss",
"Whaaats in the saaaaafe!!!!",
"Oh, is this the start of the crowdfunding push?",
"So we got spoofed?!?!!",
"Saw your update yesterday. My patience grows thin. ",
"I think its nothing in this safe.",
"When I moved into my house there was a large 5ft gun safe with the handle broken off. The house had been previous been owned by a known drug dealer and derided lunatic (according to the neighbors). \n\nI was sure there was something illicit in there; drug money, guns, drugs, something... anything...\n\n I tried every conceivable way to break into it without cutting into it. Eventually I signed some release form and got sentry to send me the combo on file. \n\nAfter a year of angst and wonder, the safe was filled with nothing but crushed dreams and a single receipt for some ammo... :(\n\nI'm pulling for you OP but don't be disappointed if there's nothing there.\n\nHope for the best, expect the least.",
"Latest news is op received 1st estimate to open the safe, & wants to hunt around a bit to make sure that's the best price.",
":(",
"No crowd funding. I could not in good conscious do that ",
"RemindMe! 5 day",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Best $410 you will ever spend. Do it.",
"> Baby i won't break your heart. I'm here to pick up the pieces\n\nGet your shit together! Pay the man! We're all waiting!",
"I really hope there’s $420 in there. Or more obviously. ",
"Estimates?! Hell... most of us would bash that thing open for free!",
"Just open it dude and everyone will be happy. ",
"This is almost a week with empty promises and excuses. Starting to think it's not real. ",
"I'd pay $1 to see you shoot a twelve gauge slug right into the dial. Crowdfund that.",
"Not excuses. Would you pay $410 to open it or would you shop around? ",
"I'm working on it dude. Nobody wants it open more than me ",
"I do have a 12 gauge...",
"Where you at OP? I have a grinder. If you happen to be near me we'll have it open in no time. ",
"yeah but ricochet :(",
"I think the if the people following this all pitched in a buck you'd have it in no time",
"I got this: Combo is 15-41-9",
"Did you shake it to see if there is contents in it? ",
"yea, lets do the long term scam where its someone elses idea and not the OP",
"I already said in an earlier comment I could not in good conscious do that. So it's out of the question",
"It's secured into the floor. I can't even pull it out ",
"They do make shotgun shells for breaking locks that are relatively safe. (mainly used by cops and bounty hunters)",
"that's what she said...\n\nactually there must be some people you can find on reddit who would know how to break into that safe for somewhat cheap, 410 seems overpriced, but there could be no other way\n\ndepending on the design, maybe you could break in with a welder or thermite without possibly damaging what could be inside? i dunno, but i wouldn't pay 410 if you're strapped for cash, there's always a better way out there, may take too much effort as you know",
"I believe in you and your good intentions.",
"Conscience ",
"Did you try putting your ear next to it and listening for clicks?",
"What a great and reasonable response. Thank you man I appreciate it. I'm gonna get it open, gonna try to get other estimates. $410 is a lot ",
"Thanks man. I appreciate the wholesome response ",
"Try r/lockpicking and their long tapery fingers. ",
"Should have done the /s thing huh?",
"did you get this shit open yet!?\n",
"Dude ... tell them you have a post with the safe on reddit with a shit ton of follows and you will post a pic of their business as advertising if they do it for free or at a discount. ",
"Heckin bamboozled :[",
"I also still believe. You can do it OP. ",
"Bookmarked ",
"Any more updates OP?",
"Update?",
"RemindMe! 1 week ",
"A lock picker may do it for you on commission, often the deal is 30 percent of any content... ",
"Tell them $350 and they have a deal.",
"Still waiting ",
"Did this ever get opened 😂",
"Coming back here a week later and it looks like OP bamboozled us... damn man, you even reassured us",
"No bamboozle. It's not over yet ",
"I just updated myself by reading all your posts over the last week. The anticipation is killing me!!!",
"I waited and waited and waited.... any news?",
"Or were you bamboozled by your locksmith?!",
"We're still here, OP. ",
"So OP, you find a new cheaper locksmith?!",
"Can confirm. Still here. It's been a week since the original post and I'm running low on enthusiasm. ",
"I'm still with you, OP, and have been since Day 1. I check in every now and then, but I REALLY want to see some closure soon...as do you, I'm sure.",
"I've checked back every day, and I'm slowly becoming more and more disappointed. ",
"I know... I need it open...",
"What is your next step?\n",
"There's no next step. It needs to be opened ",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"What is the status on this then?",
"where are the pictures?",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Whats in the box OP. I waited. ",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Ya this is bullshit. Who would let over a week go by without finding out what’s inside. Just open the god damn safe. ",
"Where’s update #6??",
"Hope you got some bamboozle insurance ",
"I had a dream that OP found the combo to the safe. That’s how agitated this has made me..... PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF GOD OPEN THE SAFE ONE WAY OR ANOTHER!",
"Any plan on how you'll do it?",
"Lmao. The safe will be opened. I'm attempting to find cheaper places than $410 as I can just not afford that. ",
"!remindme 3 days",
"You will break the promise. Time has proven it so far. Either pay the money or accept what you are and that's just another opened safe wannabe. ",
"Day 156. OP hasn't opened the safe. I don't know how much longer I can last. ",
"!remindme 5 days",
"Honestly at this point you may very well have been able to try common combinations and have gotten it open on your own. Also, I believe in acetylene torch would make quick work of it if you can rent one.",
"OP, any update on your safe? :D",
"Were you able to crack the safe?",
"Nope! It'll be open once I can find something cheaper or afford it! $410 is a lot of money ",
"Psh but a locksmith can make that in a day!",
"see if you can find a local half way house. Maybe you will get lucky and find a safecraker on parole who will do it for cheep. :) ",
"gofundme. i'm sure we will all contribute if you pinky promise TO OPEN THE GODDAMN SAFE!",
"I would feel so inappropriate doing that though. Especially when I open it and there's probably nothing in the safe... Trust me. I want to get it open ",
"Very understandable. I wouldn’t pay that much either unless I knew something exceptional was in it.\n\nLike the plans to the Death Star...",
"Still waiting ",
"Any updates OP ?",
"I think we've officially been bamboozled... fuck safes ",
"Nope. No bamboozle. $410 is a lot of money for me, trying to find something cheaper ",
"Sure taking your time finding somone else.",
"Between working full time and going to school full doesn't leave me a lot of time to search random internet person ",
"Officially let down the internet. Dang. Party foul in my book.",
"Im starting to lose all hope!",
"Wholesome comments guy here. If your city/town has a subreddit, they may be responsive to a post for recommendations. There are plenty of people on the internet with nothing to do :)",
"We got bamboozled......",
"Rent a big drill from Home Depot and drill that shit. Done ",
"Thats actually a pretty good idea. Thank you ill check it out! ",
"Ahhh, I remember those days. ",
"OP?? Anything? Are you still working on it? It's been 12 days....",
"Trying to look for cheaper options buddy. I'm trying...",
"The bamboozle is strong in this one.....",
"GoFundMe?",
"I feel...betrayed ",
"op where is our update",
"Has this been opened yet?! Still dying.",
"That seems shady to me. I can't lead that. ",
"Fair enough. :)",
"Still not open, who'd have thought?",
"RemindMe! 1 week \"is the safe still not open? Did OP actually deliver?\" ",
"Well what was in it then!?",
"OK, there's 100 numbers and if we assume a 3 digit combination that's 100^3 = 1,000,000 possible combinations. \n\nStarting tonight, if you try 100 combinations a day you will definitely have it open in 10,000 days / 365.25 = 27.4 years. \n\nYou owe it to us.",
"About how long does it take to input 100 combinations? ",
"!RemindMe 14 days",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"!RemindMe 7 Days",
"Dunno, if you ship the safe to me I could figure it out.\n\nI guess 10 sec / combo once you get the hang of it.\n\n100 combos * 10 sec / combo = 1000 seconds / 60 sec per minute = 16.7 minutes",
"Safe is attached to the floor. Have to get it unlocked to release it from the floor ",
"Dude, what's going on with the safe? ",
"Spend the 20 minutes and then you also know the code. Free safe.\n\nI've been waiting ages for this so you better not bamboozle",
"!RemindMe 14 Days",
"!RemindMe 7 Days",
"!RemindMe 7 Days",
"!remindme 10 days",
"Its the fuckn internet. Make a gofundme page, there are enuf idiots willing to pay it for you",
"Remind me! 7 days",
"!remindme 7 days",
"!remind me 10 days ",
"RemindMe! 7days",
"RemindMe! 2 months",
"Remindme! 5 days",
"Well what happened with the safe? ",
"DID THIS BITCHASS EVER UPDATED?? ",
"!remindme 1 week",
"Did we ever get closure on this?",
"So?",
"If we all pitch in $1, we could get that safe open! THERE'S your bamboozle insurance! I NEED TO KNOW WHAT'S INSIDE. ",
"!remindme 1 week",
"Trust me man. I wanna know too! It's killing me!",
"!RemindMe 1 month",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"What’s the update?!",
"Remindme! 7 days",
"We still haven't figured this out yet?",
"Time to pay up, OP!",
"UPDATE: I keep getting messeges and comments asking for an update. Well truth be told I don't have a real different update. I can not afford $410 right now to open the safe. So I'm trying to find cheaper options. Some people have suggested a go fund me. I do not feel like this would be appropriate. Especially since the likelihood of it being empty is very high. I assure you there is no bamboozle. I want it open more than all of you combine. I promise I will get it open, and I appreciate all the wholesome comments immensely. I'm sorry I did not realize what posting a picture of a safe would entail. This is my first safe experience from either side. ",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"Remindme! Again for Christs sake",
"Remindme! One month\n\n",
"!Remindme 1 week",
"RemindMe! 30 Days",
"Time to see if we were bamboozled.",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"14 days, no open safe. You're a bamboozler.",
"Twas a bamboozle after all. Time to collect.",
"Was it a 1973 classic bamboozle in pristine condition? Because that's what I'm guessing.",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"Let's just hope it isn't a level 4 biochemical virus... Could maybe play that card, then the CDC will excavate it for free...",
"Smash it open. Paying $410 is pointless especially if it’s empty. ",
"!remindme 2 weeks",
"I see that--I forgot to use my sarcasm font. Hope you get it figured out. ",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
" This shit ain't open yet!?\n\nI'm the Prince of Nigeria, tell me your bank account number. I'll deposit the 400$ and something to get that open...",
"RemindMe! 3 days",
"GoFundMe would be entirely appropriate. Hell I'd give $2 for an empty safe?\n\nIt's the not knowing that's killing me haha",
"OP didn't deliver :(",
"Only took remind me bot 13 days to remind me 24 hours. \n___Only___",
"You're doing good OP. As long as you deliver we won't have any problems. Take your time",
"!Remindme 7 days",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"RemindMe! 1 month ",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"Still waiting....",
"^(sorry your policy was denied for misc. reasons.)",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"No, he doesn't... ",
"RemindMe! 9 days",
"!remind me 1 month",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks. I believe eventually we will see. And I don’t think a Go Fund Me is inappropriate. If we want to give to a few bucks for this we can. People will give there more away for fun and exciting reasons too. It’s doesnt have to be a sad story or medical emergency. \nDid you see the girl who had a campaign for Marilyn Manson tickets for her 2 year old?",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Where's the update OP!!!?!! Where is the update!!!!!",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"RemindMe! 271.054168 days",
"It's been a week...",
"RemindMe! 2 months",
"RemindMe! 14 days",
"Updated last night ",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 14 days",
"Any chance you can reply with it here? For some reason I cannot get all the comments to load.",
"RemindMe! 6 months",
"I believe you! Whether it be two months or two years from now I know you’ll deliver ",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"Surely there are some locksmiths on here who could call a friend to help you out for free...",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"Did you open it yet?",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"Can you drill through the lock?",
"Remindme! 7 days",
"!remindme 1 month",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 1 year",
"So did this get opened? I don’t feel like opening up the thread unless you tell me yes.",
"!remindme 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 20 Weeks",
"!remind me 2weeks",
"!RemindMe 2weeks",
"!RemindMe two weeks ",
"!RemindMe eom",
"Please update the post when you get this open, scouting the comments for updates was painful",
"I’d donate. ",
"I can't update the post when it's a picture. Sorry :/",
"Oh ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"So did we ever discover what was inside??",
"i believe weve been bamboozled :/",
"Remindme! 1 week",
"what is going on with this?",
"you better deliver soon!",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"OP WTF where is our update!?!? WHATS IN THE SAFE????",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks ",
"!RemindMe 2weeks",
"OP said that he's too cheap to pay a locksmith to open it, said it would cost over $400 to crack it open ",
"Make a new post and reference the old one. Are you just not going to pay the locksmith the money to open it? You can do a GoFundMe if people are that desperate to see it open. And then provide the receipt from the locksmith to prove it costed that much ",
"r/theydidthemath ",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"Somebody tried to start one but idk what happened to it ",
"Yep",
"Yep",
"If I put in $100 can i keep 1/5th of what we find ?",
"Damn...",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"**OP PLZ**",
"Opened yet?",
"What was in it?...",
"RemindMe! 3 months",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"Dude... you should just make a YouTube channel and make videos of a bunch of ridiculous attempts at opening the safe. ",
"Bust it open! Worst case scenario it's empty and you have an awesome floor potted plant holder - bamboo growing out of your damn floor like a forest !! \n\nBest case you find enough money for a house and you can build a new floor safe into it !\n\nUpdate please !!!",
"I’m\nGlad you’re not doing crowdfunding. Go Fund Me to get a kidney? Sure. To open a safe? Pretty stupid. ",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"We have been bamboozled everyone. Major bamboozlement ",
"Nope ",
"I want to believe! Any next steps planned? ",
"RemindMe! 4 weeks",
"Just trying to get the money or find someone cheaper ",
"I still believe in you man",
"I'm not gonna bamboozle. It's just taking some time to get the money or find somewhere cheaper ",
"Yeah I know mate, keep it up:)",
"!Remindme 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 1 month \"really? Safe open or not?!\"",
"I'll pay to have the safe opened. ... Just pm your address and I will google the local locksmith, give him my credit card and you can arrange a date/time .... how about it???",
"Defintely not sketchy at all ",
"you're right ..... I think you are a fraud .... prove me wrong.... it's been over 20 days and no open safe...",
"Thats fine. You can think whatever you want ",
"I am sure I am not the only one that thinks this way !!!",
"I’m with you. I check everyday. Assuhhh OP?!!",
"!remindme 1 month",
"You still never know...",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"It's been several weeks OP... Just make a new post with a GoFundMe, I will personally chip in $20. We're all dying to know. I don't believe this is a bamboozle, but I'm ready to know.",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"I'm ready to know too :/ but I feel like me starting a go fund me would be unethical ",
"It's not unethical if these people offered the idea and their money. Just use the money only on the safe and it's fine",
"how is it unethical if people are willing to help?\n",
"If he's sketchy about his address maybe he can pick a locksmith and call him and arrange the job but simply just say his boss is going to call in a card or whatever (I work construction and deal with a lot of supply houses this scenario is common). And then he gives you the name of the locksmith and town only. Then you Google the locksmith and town and call it in. You don't get his address. And he can't take the money for himself. ",
"ok thats sounds good ... just arrange with your local locksmith and have him forward me the bill (but I will only make payment to a reputable locksmith, meaning I can google/yelp him, send me his contact information and I will provide him my credit card as payment) how about it @sheriffChocolate ??? what is your excuse now ???\n",
"Not unethical at all as long as you get the safe open. Basically people are paying you for the service of finding out what is in the safe and not really as charity to help you open the safe. Gofundme is just better than having a whole bunch of people send you small paypal payments and allows people to see how much has been raised.",
"This guy is fraud !!! I have offered to pay the entire locksmith and he comes up with an excuse all the time. AGAIN: Just arrange with your local locksmith and have him forward me the bill (but I will only make payment to a reputable locksmith, meaning I can google/yelp him, send me his contact information and I will provide him my credit card as payment) how about it @sheriffChocolate ??? what is your excuse now ???",
"RemindMe! 14 days",
"I am doubting him too. His original post says he found the safe when he began a remodel. He is a full time student. He can’t afford $400. \nI don’t know any students that remodel. \nIf you’re so broke why are you remodelling? Use the money for the renovations. \nThere have been offers to pay. \nThere could be money in the safe\n\n",
"So we're still waiting, this is exactly what I expected.",
"It's not unethical if people are volunteering to help you out. Why do you think that it's unethical? ",
"Yeah I'm not gonna give a stranger my address. ",
"RemindMe! 14 days",
"RemindMe! 30 days",
"Been a month. Come on bro",
"!RemindMe 1 week",
"He doesn't need your address, he only needs the information for the locksmith to be able to pay him. And he wants to make sure that he can verifiably confirm that the locksmith is legitimate so that way he is actually paying for the service and not just giving money to one of your friends. ",
"!RemindMe 2 months",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"I give up on this one.",
"!remindme 20 days",
"Remindme! 1 month",
"Remindme! 2 weeks",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Maybe you’ll get lucky and that stranger will open that safe",
"RemindMe! 3 weeks",
"still waiting",
"People on the internets want to donate money to you to open this safe and as long as you use that money for that purpose then there is nothing unethical about it.\n\nPlus: If you raise enough funds over and beyond what you need to actually open the safe; donate it to a local charity.\n\nIts a win win.",
"Yeah I guess that's a valid point. I would feel better if someone else was in charge of it though ",
"This guy is a FRAUD ...!!!!",
"I've offered to pay to have it opened and he just ignores my posts ... THIS GUY IS A FRAUD !!!!!!!",
"B-A-M-B-O-O-Z-L-E",
"Do you know exactly how much it will cost to open? If so maybe use some of your money, what you can afford and accept donations for the rest. I would donate $10. And you wouldn’t have to feel bad, anyone putting money into this understands it’s only for feeding our curiosity and we get nothing real out of it.",
"The cheapest quote I got was for $410 ",
"Seems like you got quite a few volunteers to donate more if you could swing $200 or a rich follower you could make it happen :) ",
"That would be nice if it would work out and I will be able to afford to open the safe ",
"Your post got a lot of attention I bet you could!! Or you’ll need to just give in and break it. Maybe there is a way to drill off the top to where it can be repaired",
"RemindMe! 2 weeks",
"Make a GoFundMe! ",
"I am willing to pay everything .... have the locksmith (reputable that I can google him or yelp his contact information) and I will send him my credit card information, the only person with your address will be the locksmith .... What do you say ??? ",
"RemindMe! When monkeys fly out of my butt. ",
"u/sheriffChocolate\n",
"He messeged me and wanted my address. I'm not giving out my address. ",
"That is sketchy. Just make the gofundme when you get a chance! ",
"Somebody messeged me and made one i believe. I'm not sure if they posted the link though ",
"Haven’t seen one yet. If you have the link you should post it",
"I don't want his address .... I want the name of the locksmith so can pay him ...\n\n\n",
"No need for gofundme .... I will pay everything .... just have the locksmith (who will have your address) send me the amount it will take to open the safe, I'll pay the locksmith and we can see what's in the safe. ... (I will never have your address)\n\nWhat do you say ... keep avoiding my posts ..... \n\n\nNo need for gofundme",
"RemindMe! 1 month \"prepare for disappointment\"",
"Remindme! 1 month op please open by then",
"The hurt is returning OP...",
"Your post history shows that you posted the GoFundMe link but it does not appear in the thread. Did you perhaps accidentally delete it?",
"RemindMe! 1 month ",
"RemindMe! 1 month",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Still nothing!?",
"@sheriffChocolate I am calling you a FRAUD !!!",
"The greatest bamboozle of our generation ",
"GOD DAMNIT OP! FUCK!",
"I KNOW GOD DAMN IT. I WANT IT OPEN TOO. ",
"Well what's the status?",
"Can't afford it right now. Looking for cheaper options",
"Dude/dudette I will set up a gofundme for you if you're fine with that?",
"Sure.",
"At this point does it really matter if you harm the safe? You've got a hole in your floor that's being occupied by an object so you can't walk around there and I believe you stated before that the lock very well may be broken. Why not just go rent a blowtorch or something from Home Depot and open that shit?",
"Don't do it! OP will just use the $ to buy more home brew equipment and not open the safe!",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"Curiosity is killing me, anyone who decides to donate just has to accept the risk of OP potentially not following through. And then if this is all just a sham we will at least have that closure instead of being lead on and left with no answers.",
"!RemindMe two weeks",
"!RemindMe 1 week",
"That's it lads... We've been bamboozled! Don't let this wretched act slip into oblivion! Ready your forks! ",
"Ready yourselves r/pitchforkemporium ",
"!Remindme 4 months",
"!RemindMe 1 week",
"Any luck?",
"Is it still not open!?!?! \nI thought I had forgotten about it for weeks and it had definitely been opened by now.",
"It's not :/ $410 to open it and I can just not afford it right now. ",
"You know a lot of us would throw in a few bucks just to see this through. Google wallet just needs an email!",
"Somebody started a go fund me I think. I just feel so wrong accepting money but some people have convinced me. I just don't wanna be in charge of it ",
"It would be so much easier if you’re in charge of it though. ",
"If there is a go fund me setup could someone post a link cause i cant find it",
"So... What sort of time scale should I put as a remindme ?",
"When I can afford it :(",
"I posted it 3 days ago and sent OP the link, it'd be cool if OP posted it on the post so it's not so hard to find :/",
"So, did you build it back into the floor? ",
"There is a go fund me, search sheriffchocolate",
"Search sheriffchocolate and it will come up.",
"This guys a FRAUD , I have offered to pay the locksmith (the locksmith would be the only one with his address) and he ignores my request. ",
"so how is the bamboozlement going so far :p?",
"There's a go fund me. No bamboozle it's just expensive ",
"The fuck you to original poster was valid, hasn't delivered and it has been over a month",
"Can verify, I am moron on Reddit and have been stalking this post for the full month it is been up now. Just as an interesting aside, the original poster sure does comment on a lot of pornography subreddits.",
"ikr?",
"!RemindMe 1 month",
"RemindMe! 30 days",
"OP did you open the damn thing yet?",
"Any update to this or still saving up? I’m never going to forget...I’m following this post til the end :-) ",
"I don't find a gofundme",
"RemindMe! 40 days",
"RemindMe! 1 week",
"Where are the photos? Total failure ",
"u/sheriffchocolate there's this helpful lad who would want to pay for it. what do you think?",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"He keeps messaging me asking me for my address and shit. Seems a bit odd to me ",
"send me the name and telephone of the reputable locksmith and I will pay him (let him only have your personal information)\nAlso this locksmith should have a yelp reviews and have a website I can google.",
"He just said the locksmith would be the only one with your address... You are smelling extra fishy, sir! \n",
"Just give him/her the locksmith information. He/she doesn't need your personal information. ",
"Why don't you just set up a gofundme and add the funds there since OP is being difficult?",
"who controls the gofundme? What will he do with the extra money?\n",
"I made it, so I do. It's my first time making a gofundme so I suppose I was just going to give OP the sign in information to the account. I wasn't sure how else to go about it. Also, the $450 amount was an estimate ( I thought the original quote was $421, but I guess it's $410 according to more recent posts.) I'd be willing to give you control of the account, but it may just be easier for you to set up a gofundme that's under your controls, since OP has only mentioned he/she will accept funds that way. It would be easiest if OP just made the gofundme themselves. ",
"RemindMe! 7 days",
"I don't want to be responsible for the gofundme (hassle since what would I do with the excess or what if the amount is not reached?) I would like to deal directly with a reputable locksmith that would only have his personal information. But I would only work with a reputable locksmith \n",
"FRAUD !!!",
"FRAUD !!!\n",
"Dude i messeged you ",
"Yes dude u messaged you and you didn't respond ",
"Did OP ever get it open???",
"Yeah, understandable. OP isn't making it easy for the people trying to help out. I'm officially giving up on this thing. Literally all OP has to do is either set up a gofundme and post the link or give you the locksmith information. OP is either a fraud or just straight up the most difficult person ever. ",
"Nope, OP is either a fraud or just super difficult to work with, thus there's been zero progress. ",
"Wasn’t there a go fund me at some point?",
"Yeah there still is but nobody has donated to it so I'd say it's a fail. ",
"Hey! Anyone home? Are we ready to down vote the shit out of the OP yet? He bamboozled us! ",
"\n# WHAT THE FUCK IS IN THE SAFE, ITS BEEN OVER A FUCKING MONTH!",
"RemindMe! 30 days\n\nI turned my vote upside down now OP. This is taking too long. Will turn it back when it's open.",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!Remindme NEVER \nThanks OP - have your down vote.",
"Bamboozle",
"What was inside?",
"/u/sheriffChocolate please answer :((",
"Its official! OP bamboozled us. No fair OP. ",
"No. It's $410 to open the safe. I don't have that kind of money. So the time line to open the safe is a little bit longer ",
"There have been many go fund me offers posted, even some who offered to host it themselves. Also, someone who offered to pay a locksmith for you over the phone. At this point it’s very safe to say this is a bamboozle. ",
"Sent the guy info for a lock Smith. He never replied. All go fund me campaigns never gained traction or more than $10 I saw. So, she to say, no bamboozle. Just expensive and I can't afford it ",
"RemindMe! 6 months",
"!RemindMe 6 months",
"It's been a month and still, heartbreak 😭",
"You missed the boat on a gofundme by being completely unreasonable. Had *you* started one in the few days after you started this thread, you'd have likely gotten even more than you needed. Instead, you waited until some random with very, very few posts started one. Why would anybody contribute to him on your behalf?\n\nSame applies to the guy that offered to pay for the locksmith. Had you not been stubborn and difficult to deal with, he probably would have done it (unless he was bamboozling, which is very likely). Instead you twittled your thumbs and waited until he gave up on you.\n\nI don't know why you're even responding in this thread anymore. You're never going to open that safe.",
"Very good points. Either keep complaining or shut the fuck up ans wait for me to get the money. ",
"Lol, fuck you.",
"I was that random person with very few posts. I knew it was a long shot, but since OP is so difficult, it's all I had to offer. OP you failed us all. I don't even care to look anymore at this post anymore, so long OP, you huge turd. ",
" RemindMe! 1 month",
"It seems you can afford to do home brewing of alcohol but you can't do the safe which leads me to believe that either you are being dishonest or your priority is making alcohol instead of opening the safe",
"$25 for a 5 gallom batch of beer. $410 for a safe opening. Big price difference ",
"And out of curiosity how much did the remodel cost you that uncovered the safe in the first place? A remodel tends to be a pretty pricey thing even if you were doing it yourself just from material cost alone. Can you please just admit that you were being dishonest about this whole thing so everyone can go about their lives?",
"Na. Just did the floors. Got 0% apr on the 3k floors. Pretty dope deal! ",
"0% apr doesn't mean free, that's still more than 2.5k over the cost of opening the safe. ",
"Exactly. But monthly payments are manageable. If i could make monthly payments on the safe I would. But I asked and no place will do that ",
"Remind me! 3 months",
"Remindme! 3 months",
"honestly come on...you know how Reddit is when it comes to safes. we will turn on you quickly if we don't get results. you should have waited to post until you were sure it was getting opened. now your gonna get people giving you shit all the time until you do open it",
"Still unopen???????????",
"Liar. Lies. All lies. ",
"I'm calling this a bamboozle. ",
"Was it opened??",
"Nope",
"It's been forever and you never opened it you dick.",
"Still nothing? Or am I not seeing it?",
"how come no more mention of this ? @sheriffChocolate\n",
"Still waiting for you to pay the locksmith ",
"what happened to your gofundme? @sheriffChocolate ",
"I saw two. One earned $10 and then the person who made it cancelled it and the money was returned. I believe there's still one up. Haven't checked in two weeks but it was at $0",
"well I don't trust you so I am not paying for any locksmith .... I still think you are a fraud !!! @sheriffChocolate",
"Lol aight ",
"was it all for karma ??? I don't get it .... why go through all the trouble when you knew a safe did not exist? for attention ? @sheriffChocolate\n",
"I told you, this shit never gets resolved, I understand that you can't afford to pay for the $450~ to get it professionally done, but at least attempt something yourself, you've dragged a few thousand people into your shitshow now, and you've basically given up. You got defensive when I called you out in the first place but now you've got nothing. Either show the photos of the empty safe you found or smash that shit open.",
"Patience is a virtue. And nobody wants to see this safe open more than I do angry internet stranger. ",
"Tbh I'm normally fairly reasonable, I'm just taking the opportunity to vent my daily unnecessary stress to someone on Reddit who vaguely annoyed me, I wasn't expecting such a quick response. Sorry.",
"Like I said, it's not like I get some sort of sick pleasure. My intention was to never bamboozle. And Im sticking to that. I'm saving up to get this safe open. ",
"lol just wondeerd back to this post to see if there was any updates to fine your replying to the hatters.. good show!\n",
"Have you opened this yet?!",
"It’s time to take him to Karma court guys. We’ve been bamboozled ",
"This is why the rule is not post about your safe until its open. ",
"Remind me! 3 months",
"!remind me 5 months\n",
"Did we ever find out?",
"!remind me 2 months ",
"I just went and scrolled through this whole freaking comment section to finally find that as of 11 days ago, it’s still not open. My soul....",
"Well? ",
"Well? ",
"What a letdown ",
"Hey i posted an update awhile ago. Working on the funds buddy ",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"any update",
"Alas, the bamboozle safe that was never opened. ",
"So... no update. Bamboozled",
"So how much have you saved so far? ",
"I think it's time to just give in to the fact we've been bamboozled. \n\nEspecially by someone who's comment history contains \"Everything goes in the ol chocolate highway\" as many times as OP's does *sigh*",
"So.... zombie thread from 3 months ago... did we get any update or can I not find it amongst the comments?",
"Bastard OP and his lies! BEGIN THE KARMA COURT PROCEEDINGS!",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 2 weeks",
"!RemindMe 50 years\n\nFuck you op",
":(",
"Can you at least update us on the remodel?",
"The floors look great! Got a great deal on them too ",
"I take it the safe is covered now. Maybe secret hatch?",
"Yeah i built a hatch over so when i can afford it I can open it ",
"Sometimes I get lost in my own thoughts and begin to daydream. Somewhere way back in my brain is a visual of this safe surrounded by red construction paper. A feeling of optimism warms my soul and I reach for my phone to check on good ol’ floor safe because it HAS to be open by now. And each time I look, it’s not open. And then I shed one tiny tear (figuratively). \n\nAnd then I remember that it’s gonna cost the Sheriff over $400 to open it. And then I think, “Fuck that. I wouldn’t pay $400 for that.” \n\nSo I’m torn. Please open it but please also save your money because other things are more important. But also open it because there could be gold coins in it worth more than $400, just sayin’. But also don’t open it because it’s probably just some lint and old Hot Wheels. ",
"The day dreaming torments me the most. I want notning more than to open the safe, and finally feed my curiosity, but in order to feed the curiosity what do I sacrifice? One day the stars will align and the safe will open and reveal its wonders, but alas that day is not today, and I am ill instead dream of what can and someday will be. ",
"But your solace can be this thread filled with comments. I have such a good memory of this post because of the absolutely hilarious comments I have read from it. As I was riding home from work with my sister each day, we would check new safe comments and crack up laughing the whole way home. \n\nSo, even though we didn’t really do a thing, we totally did a thing. GUYS, WE DID A THING! We came together in mutual curiosity and made humor. \n\nAlso, I’m sorry that you’re tormented. I think I would have to move out to keep myself from staring at it all day long. Just drinking coffee on the couch. Eyes locked on the safe. ",
"Still waiting for this FRAUD\n",
"@sheriffChocolate\ncan you just admit this was a fraud ??? ",
"Update? ",
"Hey buddy, any update on how the renovations (*cough 'safe' cough*) are going? ",
"Stethoscope time? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ihVUdpdBhJU",
"!RemindMe 1 month",
"I'm happy to lead a crowdfund to open it. Check my comment history and you'll find a video of me being interviewed by Reuters so I'm easily traceable irl. \n\nDeal being if the contents have any value above $400 you donate the $400 from the crowdfund to a charity we agree and publish proof\n\nIf you don't post the contents and photo updates I'll underwrite the crowdfund to charity and publish the receipt\n\nDid I miss anything?",
"I can defintely work with that. ",
"Can you update the original description with my comment, any preference on charity? ",
"Which original description? And I'm not super kmowledable in what charities are good. But as long as it's vetted and actual charitable cause, I'll leave it up to you ",
"Ah yes, I realise now it's a picture post that you can't update - I'll set up the crowdfunder then we can just link to it on any replies and notify me 1 months to get it some traction - also anything over it raises goes to the charity, would it be ok to donate to CALM in the UK? I ran the marathon for them this year: https://www.thecalmzone.net/",
"Yeah that's fine with me! ",
"Ok - can you take a picture with my username on a bit of paper next to the safe and I'll get this rolling",
"Ill try to get that done today! ",
"OP found this pic and posted it for karma.",
":( I was so committed",
"Any joy?",
"Any news yet?",
">No bamboozle",
"Can't wait to find out what's inside!!! The suspense is killing me",
"Nothing! Because OP is a dirty karma whore"
] | 2,890 |
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Early this week i saw someone post about finding a safe under their flooring during a remodel and I thought "thats pretty cool. What if I found one when I started mine too?!" Well... I did
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/r/pics/comments/7t5byr/sam_elliot/
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[
"Upvote",
"Google search how to upvote a lot ",
"Google search delete Reddit",
"He's got that look that says......Look at that over there. I do not approve of what is going on. Damn kids.",
"Beef. It's what's for dinner.",
"Can't tell is OP's comments are serious or if they're joking.",
"\"Straight up the hillside, out in the open, in that gorgeous field of fire. We will charge valiantly... and be butchered valiantly! And afterwards, men in tall hats and gold watch fobs will thump their chests and say what a brave charge it was.\"",
"Hello, Ron",
"Dunn and done."
] | 9 |
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Sam Elliot
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/r/pics/comments/7t5cpq/you_know_youre_in_a_college_town_grocery_store/
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[
"No red???",
"School colors!",
"Not UW (University of Wisconsin) then.",
"So, they're called solo cups, but they are sold in packs of 50-100. \n \nAlso, what's the deal with airplane food?",
"What’s the deal with grape nuts? No grapes, no nuts?",
"U of M?",
"I've gotta guess Ann Arbor based upon the blue and yellow, and the green cups just in case an MSU fan shops there.",
"Could be, but doesn't look like any store in Ann Arbor that I remember",
"There’s a Philly Eagles ad on the acme sign. I’m guessing Drexel University.",
"It’s U of Delaware! This is the Acme in Newark DE. Good eyes, u/jcbubba !",
"Thanks! I was close! Blue hens were next ",
"I should have guessed Delaware first. Drexel is in west philly but I don’t remember an acme near there. Doubtful a more suburban acme would rock Drexel colors. Meanwhile the other philly area schools - penn temple wcu Villanova penn state Hershey don’t have blue and yellow colors. Even if Swarthmore’s colors fit (they don’t), no way their acme has flaired solo cups ready for their students, lol! Princeton and Rutgers too far north and not right colors. West PA is steeler country, and most north of philly bleeds into jets/giants country. Leaves northern Maryland away from Ravens, and Delaware. Delaware the obvious choice. \n\nI am guessing someone could create a bot that indexed your college solo cup colors + NFL team to identify a college pretty easily. "
] | 12 |
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You know you’re in a college town grocery store when...
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/r/pics/comments/7t5cuv/an_abandoned_looking_building_i_think_in_detroit/
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[
"I think this is the central station. ",
"The old train station. It's beautiful but owned by one of our slum and dirty industry magnates.",
"That’s so sad. It’s such an amazing building. Hopefully Detroit will make a comeback. ",
"Largest train station in America when constructed.",
"Definitely easy to believe that"
] | 5 |
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An abandoned looking building ( I think) in Detroit MI.
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/r/pics/comments/7t5da1/poutine_by_putin_somewhere_in_mexico/
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[
"In Puerta Vallarta.",
"¿Que coños es esto?",
"Someone's gonna die.....",
"Hermosillo, sonora",
"I was keeping with the “P” theme. Lol But wasn’t Hermosillo called Pico previously? ",
"We do salchipapas in Latin America. Look it up, way better than poutine.",
"I buy them all the time en el parque. y salchipulpos ha ha",
"No le busqen a Putin porqe le dice a Donald",
"I guarantee you there is nothing resembling poutine in Mexico. ",
"I don’t know what you said but it better be, “this isn’t fucking poutine, what is this shit” ",
"As someone from Quebec, I'm looking at this and it looks good, but I don't believe ketchup/mayo/salad is better than gravy and cheese with fries.."
] | 11 |
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Poutine by Putin somewhere in Mexico
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/r/pics/comments/7t5efa/in_sweden_there_is_a_mcdrive_for_skiing/
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[
"Is clearly labeled \"McSki,\" you missed an opportunity. ",
"They even hire small people to serve the giant Skiers (is that right?)",
"Because grease and fat is so tasty at subzero temperatures.",
"People will eat it just for the novelty",
"Here in the US, McDonald's has a window that you can rollerblade up to. ",
"I thought it was “McSkiM”..."
] | 6 |
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In Sweden there is a mcdrive for skiing
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[
"Is that the real Banksy?",
"I think she's gransky.",
"Quasimodo?!",
"Takes costume off and it's Johnny Knoxville ",
"She’s about to write “fuck bitches, get money.”",
"Them kicks give 'em away",
"Zero fucks given in daylight, plain view and I bet you she knows she is being photographed. She should be arrested.",
"Nice to see the Beast Jesus artist still getting work. ",
"The hunchback of notre dame. ",
"No, that's his grandma, mate",
"I like it :)\n/u/garlictipsbot 0.1 dittidot\n",
"Yay! You gave /u/dittidot 0.1 garlicoin, hopefully they can now create some tasty garlic bread. If dittidot doesn't know what it is, they should read [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/garlicoin/comments/7smsu0/introducing_ugarlictipsbot/)",
"> Quasimodo\n\nkek",
"Even with the sneakers and all.",
"Kinda looks like a scene outta Witcher 3",
"\"Grandma, that isn't our house\"",
"Indeed look at the lace ups. Granny would not be rocking them.",
"This so called „street art“ from these youngsters destroys our citys! ",
"Young kids and their graffiti...",
"The street artist is Anežka (Agnes) Kašpárková who is 90 years old.\n\n[Here](https://i.imgur.com/BcUtBqd.jpg) is what this building looked like when she finished.\n\nPer [here](https://mymodernmet.com/grandma-paints-houses-louka/):\n\n> In the small Czech village of Louka, in southern Moravia, one woman has made it her mission to beautify the homes of her neighbors. Agnes Kasparkova is a 90-year-old former agricultural worker who picked up a new hobby in her retirement—painting.\n\n> Kasparkova uses her spare time to paint traditional Moravian motifs in bright blue-ultramarine across the walls of Louka's buildings. A favorite space to paint is the village chapel, which gets annual touch-ups by the artist, as she springs up on the scaffolding and paints a flowery motif across the facade.\n\n> Using her imagination, she doesn't plan out her work in advance, letting her brush and fantasy decide the final results. Previously, other women painted the white Moravian houses, passing down the tradition to Kasparkova. And though she pauses in the winter due to the cold climate, as spring arrives she continues beautifying the village. Her work is similar to the painted houses of Zalipie, with their colorful flower garlands, and reminds us that you are never too old to demonstrate your creativity.\n\n[Here](https://www.google.com/maps/@48.9150882,17.4890502,3a,60y,90t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s8Oo8aRuu3nbECLe0IigZ3w!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) is this work on Google Street View.\n",
"/r/StreetStyle ",
"Freaking punk kids doing their vandalisms.",
"Reminds me of Beyond Hill and Dale\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37fh4ndTnUI",
"Height = k*age",
"Geppetto's wife.",
"Epic",
"It would be amazing to find out that Banksy was really an old lady all along... the perfect cover.",
"I blame the school systems and the rock-and-roll for this kind of shameful behavior. ",
"GODDAMNED PUNKS TAGGING PEOPLES STUFF AGAIN! THESE DEGENERATE LAW BREAKERS HAVE GOT TO BE STOPPED! ",
"Oh, I love it.",
"Is this the Babushka I've been hearing a lot about?",
"Damn silent generation stealing our jobs.",
"Goddamn kids and their graffiti!",
"Can't tell if that's a hipster dressed like an old lady or actually an old lady.",
"[There was an old woman in NYC that was exactly that.](http://hateofthecity.blogspot.com/2010/04/pray.html)",
"\"Granfitti\"",
"Gramsy",
"Banksy? ",
"A modern day Maudie",
"What a strange name for a grandmother to have.",
"I hope they arrest her and sentence her to hundreds of hours of community service removing the graffiti from all the buildings she's defaced. ",
"Thumbnail makes it look like someone shadow-boxing in a boxing ring",
"I guess she's defaced.",
"Sister Brainwash ",
"Sweet kicks",
"Her work is amazing and beautiful. Thank you for posting the links!",
"I was gunna say, Banksy is old as fuck",
"I have always found stuff like this to be an eye sore. I get that people like it so I don't complain, but I very much prefer it when things are tidy looking. ",
"Wat..",
"Bankbushky",
"Grandma has better kicks than me!",
"Vandal!!!",
"Hah!!! I came here to say exactly this!!!\n\nNo wonder they couldn't catch him all this time. He disguises himself as a senior. Top half senior, bottom half Banksy. ",
"Thanks for the info and the links! ",
"I saw these beautiful paintings in south Moravia, they are quite common there, especially on old buildings. But i never studied them enough and never thought they were made manually by brush. ",
"In diggin those kicks.",
"Vandalism in clear delight!",
"I guess she's defaced.",
"Bust um, Danno!",
"[completed](http://www.bu.edu/sequitur/files/2016/04/ecce-homo-after-342x454.jpg)",
"Euro at best",
"The body is 90 but the street wear is hipster.",
"How much do you think the price of the house would rise if you told people that it was painted by old arthritic hands? ",
"Remember when “street artist” used to be pronounced, “vandal”?",
"I know her... She's from Long Beach ",
"You can tell she’s an artist by the Chucks",
"Oh man. I never thought Strega Nona would move away from pasta.",
"Godamn I'm a piece of shit ",
"I'm unoriginal _and_ late... ",
"So *not* Banksy. ",
"Someone should photoshop some banksy piece there, i'm too tired. (4am)..",
"No, that's Gransy",
"You're looking for /r/streetwear",
"Still illegal, throw her old ass in jail!",
"Hope turf rivals don't see. They'll bust her fuckin' ass up.",
"Beautiful!",
"She just free-handing it or tracing over some faint line work?",
"There’s beauty to allowing simplicity and form to speak for itself. Some people find it off-putting, too bland or too calm, eerie even. Some gotta cover every inch in designs to enjoy something. \n\nI’m with you. My example is always someone’s kitchen table: \n\ndo you leave it clean and barren of anything? A nice wooden table with no scuffs or embellishments, creating a clean flat line in a room?\n\nOr do you have placemats, center pieces, candles, flowers, napkins, tablecloths ? My mother is this group. ",
"i can only wish i will have the same spirit when i'm that old.",
"Grandma with dem straight Slovakian kicks",
"Well at least you are cultured, and a banana, and a slug",
"Thats nansky?",
"Strega nona!!",
"Punk kids these days don't even care about the law. ",
"The boyz gotta keep the hood looking nice. ",
"Don't let the grey hair fool you....senior citizen gang activity is no joke and these people *will* make entirely more food than is necessary should you stir up a ruckus.",
"Damn taggers make me sick. That's someone's property!",
"I immediately thought of the Jesus fresco destroyed by an old lady\n\nhttp://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-2191988/A-fading-fresco-DIY-fiasco-Masterpiece-Jesus-destroyed-old-ladys-attempt-restore-damage-divine-intervention.html",
"Dope kicks tho ",
"UCSC?",
"Rugby tackle her for vandalism",
"So that's what Aunt May does when Peter's out",
"What a woman! Some choose to rust away others chose to wear out!",
"Damn ne'er-do-wells ",
"Exactly all I see is a delinquent vandalizing some property",
"Clearly she's a Disney villain",
"Where's the cool music and skates?",
"I thought this was a grandma in a boxing ring. ",
"Not so sure this is the same building. The hearts she drew aren't there and also she's standing on some sort of scaffolding, which I guess might be there before they put the step in but still doesn't seem the same.",
"For me, simplicity feels like efficiency. Like there is nothing extra. Nothing I don't need. ",
"Yup. :) They're still using my old dorm room as the Village single sample room. \n\nI miss my little room. "
] | 103 |
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Street artist at work
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[
"Enjoying her freedom!",
"Ain't no swaddle can hold me, n'yah!\n\n^^^^^^.\n\n^^Sorry ^^I ^^made ^^your ^^daughter ^^Al ^^Capone",
"Praise the lawwddd",
"Dreaming of being a super woman."
] | 4 |
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This is how my 1 month old daughter sleeps
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[
"It's not bad dogs, it's bad owners that we need to stop.",
"How bout we stop using dye on our pets before they die",
"More info\n\nhttps://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/dog-almost-dies-owner-uses-11915354",
"It's a lot weirder to use dye on pets after they die. ",
"Years ago a dude painted his dog his favorite sports team's colors. Clogged its pores. Overheated and died. Sad shit. Dude got animal cruelty charges and lost his best boyo over something so stupid that he thought was harmless. Felt bad for him. Ignorance and not maliciousness.\n\nHe made a stupid mistake and suffered more than any of the people yelling for his blood. Made me realize how little some people care about human beings compared to dogs. Glad this boyo survived.",
"Seems like a terrible idea, but it's more poor judgement than any type of malice. I mean, it stands to reason that safe=safe, and this stuff was determined to be safe for humans, so why not dogs? ",
"Take the dog away from this person. They clearly should not be in charge of an animal. \n\nEDIT: Apparently dying your dog pretty colours like a 5 year old is OK. Burning their skin and eyes is considered OK, and not reading the box is OK, and not considering that it might harm the dog is OK. BRB, gonna go test chemicals on animals since it's OK to do, because a mistake is a mistake. Oh, I accidentally fed my dog a bowl of chocolate and it died because it was a mistake, so everything is OK, give me another dog to take care of because I totally pay attention to what may or may not harm them.\n\nIf you don't even *consider* that this might harm the dog, you shouldn't be taking care of a dog, whether it's a mistake or not. The fact that the thought didn't even cross their mind to *look it the fuck up online* means they should not be taking care of an animal. \n\nDownvote me all you want, I may be being \"mean\" to this person, but they've scarred this animal for life because they thought it'd be cute to coat the dog in harmful chemicals to make it pretty colours like a fucking toddler, causing permanent harm to the animal, without even a second thought to *bother to look into it beforehand*.\n\nEDIT2: Keep them downvotes coming, all it tells me is that a lot of you really shouldn't be responsible for other living things since turning them pretty colours is more important that their heath and well-being. ",
"Poor thing looks like a reject from the Muppets",
"Also, simply people being stupid.\n\nDyeing your dog, seems dumb already, but I wouldn't have thought they made a special line for dogs. \n\nI'm now wondering what long term damage is done to humans, who regularly dye their hair?",
"I'm never going to dye my dog, but what makes hair dye technically safe for humans but poisonous for pets? ",
"Reddit comments continue to educate me, or make me educate myself.. I googled. There are actually products specifically for dogs. It seems people like to dye white poodles rainbow colors.. whatever.",
"I'm curious too. I'd assume the application process is the same, but is there something in the dye that effects dogs differently? Something about their skin?",
"Probably allergic to it? Or maybe they didn't rinse it out like they were supposed to. I think this can happen to humans too. that is why you are supposed to test it on your skin before using it.",
"Interesting question.\nHad a google, but google is shit and 100% fuzzy even with quotes!\nWhat is a better search engine these days, ie non-fuzzy?",
"I'm not entirely sure about the hair dye but I know that regular human soaps and shampoos are extremely damaging for dogs. They tend to remove all the essential oils from the skin and leave them very dry and prone to cracking and itching. Now if shampoo is harmful to a dogs skin imagine hair dye, yikes.",
"I know a lawyer who specializes in representing people who are negligent/incompetent like this, he represents a lot of animal cruelty cases. Sometimes people are stupid and don't understand the consequences, like this guy and the idiot above who dyed her dog purple. Some people don't have the mental capacity to understand they're doing harm/neglecting their animals, and some are the elderly who may have lost mental or physical capacity. Regardless of situation he tries to get the animals out of the home and the people let off with the understanding they won't do this again, or won't be allowed to do this again, and many of those cases are heartbreaking for both animal and owner. He gets death threats and hatemail on a daily basis. I've seen some of it, it's insane. While I agree animals don't deserve this, here's a guy who's actively trying to help animals AND prevent further abuse/neglect and he gets attacked for it. \n\n\nI don't think it's that people care less about a human than an animal, but that most people rarely get all the information before jumping on somebody's back. It's far easier to assume that this person is a complete raging moron who doesn't care about their animals, and only cares about appearances, than to actually look at it objectively and see if their was a malicious intent before the act. I'm not saying the animal didn't suffer, but people make mistakes, it's important to keep that in mind, and educate rather than attack.\n\nEdit: grammar.",
"So... this dog isn’t going back to that home right...?",
"Yeah I feel awful for the owner. Just a cute way to dress your dog up, they figured. I think we have all tried to do something cute/funny/nice and had it fuck up and do way more bad than good. It just happens that in this case an animal got hurt and that sucks. I'm sure they feel awful about it.\n\nIt's probably super easy for people to call for blood of owners and call them names and shit like that. But what is common sense to you isn't to everybody and really, I bet we all are lacking some random pieces of knowledge ourselves of some sort that many would call common sense.\n\nAnd people can be like, oh this person is a bad dog owner. But even that depends on a ton of other things we don't know. This person may be a great dog owner otherwise and just didn't think to look into this beforehand. Understandjng how dog skin works isn't really usually part of the stuff you learn before getting a pet. I'm not excusing this at all, but just pointing out we don't know\n\nI'm sure most of us have done something that when you take it out and observe it, and only it, we would all look like stupid and shitty people. ",
"> Regardless of situation he tries to get the animals out of the home and the people let off with the understanding they won't do this again, or won't be allowed to do this again, and many of those cases are heartbreaking for both animal and owner. \n\nHe's doing God's work out there. Being ignorant but well-meaning doesn't change what happened or make life better for the animals.\n\n>I don't think it's that people care less about a human than an animal, but that most people rarely get all the information before jumping on somebody's back. \n\nGood point. If they knew the person, it would probably be a different story. Animals and pets are a passionate topic for a lot of people. Not surprised your homeboy was getting death threats, but it makes sense.\n\nLike you said, optimum situation is all pet owners being educated on proper care and prepared to follow through it. That's an impossibility of course, but that's the goal. I also get why people get so angry at pet owners that fuck up. Stoked your buddy dedicated himself to trying to make lives better for everything/everyone ",
"My mother always warned me of drawing on your skin, because our bodies are big sponges, and ink isn't good for you.\n\nThen when you go to extremes of dyeing your hair several times a year, there simply has to be some damage to the body over the long run.\n\nEven is told it was safe, I'd never dye my dog. Now doggy capes and hats? Those are super cute!",
"You are an asshole. This was not abuse. This was a mistake. As much as you will refuse to accept it, you dont know EVERYTHING either. Youre just using this as an opportunity to feel superior, which you are not. Jerry Springer Syndrome",
"Dogs aren't toys ",
"I'm in my early 40s and my hair started to gray before I was even 20.. I was picking out gray hairs. So annoying. By the time I was 24 I was like 50% gray and way too young for gray hair. So I use Just for Men and have been for like 20 years now and I've turned out just fine, maybe :)",
"You don't know. This could be a one off mistake of an otherwise amazing owner. They could have been considered one of the best dog owners in history before this. No idea, really.\n\nBut you get to see a picture and a headline about one single event. And that's enough for you to feel comfortable judging them.\n\nHave you *ever* made a mistake, say, driving your car?\n\nImagine if we looked at JUST that mistake, with no other info. You could've been driving great for years with no incident, but all we know is you made this one mistake one time. Not a malicious action, but a genuine accident. And now people are saying you aren't fit to be on the roads and shouldn't have a car anymore. Oh did you run a stop sign? You could've killed an entire family doing that, and you should never even touch a steering wheel again\n\nHow fair would you feel that is? Would you feel it makes sense to be as critical of you as you are being of them, based on a headline? ",
">Being ignorant but well-meaning doesn't change what happened or make life better for the animals.\n\nExactly. And yeah, while impossible, it's better to work towards the solution with cooperation than try and destroy the problem through force. \n",
"For sure. A little bit of understanding goes a long way. I like stories spreading about stuff like this. Little lessons that may save a boyo and its owner some SERIOUS heartbreak and tragedy down the line.\n\n",
"Hmm... I'd imagine it would be hard to determine, with all the other possible factors.\n\nIs it a comb in treatment, or the same dye wash as any other?",
"Pit bulls are one that it’s the dog breed and little dogs",
"You just put it in.. mix together two bottles of crap, there isn't ammonia, I've smelled ladies hair dye and it's totally different. Anyhow you mix the two bottles, put it in your hair like shampoo, wait five minutes and wash it out and wash hair twice so it doesn't stain towels. Then I'm good to go until next haircut. Then I repeat usually. Sometimes I go totally gray just for fun and do a Clooney type of hair style but usually I'm going back to dark brown.",
"fuck you if you dye your pet's fur",
"Little dogs and pitbulls are not inherently bad dogs. \n\nLittle dogs develop behavioral issues because their owners don't correct problematic behavior. If a German Shepherd jumps on you he knocks you over, so you train that behavior away. When a little dog jumps on you, he's being cute and fiesty, so owners let them get away with it. \n\nPit bulls are not inherently mean or violent. Bad owners who want their dogs to be mean and violent buy pit bulls because when trained to be mean and violent they are the best at it. But get a pit bull puppy and train it to be nice, and it will be an absolute sweetheart. \n\nThere are no bad dogs, just bad people. ",
"There is no pitbull breed. Pitbull is a descriptor, not a breed.",
"Such an amazing owner that they didn't even think to look it up online or ask their vet before colouring their dog like a fucking Easter egg.\n\nA mistake is forgetting to feed them once, or giving them a treat that makes their tummy upset. Giving your dog chemical burns because you thought it \"cute\" to colour the dog without even bothering to see if it might hurt the dog is careless and cruel.\n\nA good owner would have *at least* googled it. \n\nA bad owner does it without a second thought for the animal's well being.\n\nThis person is a bad owner. ",
"I am super. Know why? I would never dye my fucking dogs hair because I have that “I want everything to be cute” syndrome. Also I would check to see if it is safe to do so before I even attempted it. Do not cover for someone and brand it as a mistake because that someone did use any logic or responsibility in this situation and that is something that you should have prior to having any pets or children. ",
"I think you should have to pay for a license to own any type of pet. You don’t pay loads for it but the money that it will generate from the license will go to all shelters and animal rescue services. Any mistreated animals would be removed and cared for elsewhere and your license revoked for certain amounts of time depending on the severity of the abuse the animal/ animals receive. Also should have to attain a separate license to breed any type of animals, met with a heavy fine of breeding with out a licence. To which the money from both licence and fine go to animal rescue and care. This will also reduce the amount of animals that end up in shelters from people thinking they can make a quick buck from breeding, with out realistic views on people buying the animals. \n\nBut that’s just how I think it should be. Yeah people will get angry because they need to buy a licensers own/breed a pet but the outcome will be better overall.",
"I think giving your dog chemical burns because you can't take 5 seconds to google something makes it abuse. \n\nI am absolutely taking this opportunity to feel supirior, do you know why? *Because I've never given a dog chemical burns, because the thought to even consider doing this would never cross my mind, and if I for some reason did decide to do this, I would have fucking googled it to make sure I didn't hurt the poor thing.*\n\nThe person is either too careless to own an animal, or too stupid.\n\nA 5 second google search, or a quick call to a vet would have prevented this. A good owner would never *just go through with this anyways*. \n\nCall me an asshole all you want, at least my animals are unharmed, because I actually *consider their well being when making decisions about them*.",
"Is there a subreddit for positive, non-infuriating news coming out of Florida?",
"Ok people need to calm down. Yeah she fucked up but probably feels horrible. I’ve seen lots of people dye their dogs and as stupid as I thought it was, I didn’t know it was harmful. Bet many posting here had no idea either.",
"I'm wondering if she bleached the dog beforehand and that's what caused the chemical burns? Generally unnatural coloured hair dyes don't really have harmful chemicals in them, they're more like stains than actual dyes which permeate the hair. Still, poor doggo.",
"If you have a white haired dog, you can use chalk or food coloring to dye their hair. \n\nBe careful around their eyes, and do a small section first to make sure they don't have an allergic reaction. \n\nThe chalk is applied to damp hair, and you can use sidewalk chalk, but specific hair dying chalk is best (cosmetic grade). If you use sidewalk chalk, MAKE SURE IT IS NON-TOXIC! A dog will lick and chew at its fur for various reasons, especially if it is a new interesting color. \n\nA food-grade food coloring (especially natural dyes) are the safest, but may or may not last or be vibrant. \n\nAlso, be warned it may stress out your pet. Some animals don't mind, some enjoy it, some are freaked out by the color. Every animal is an individual, and if your pet doesn't like it, you may need to spend plenty of time keeping your pet calm until you can wash out the dye or remove the dyed fur. ",
"Those people should be dipped into bathtub sized vats of Easter egg dye once every three months. ",
"You're absolutely right. It takes no time at all to do a little research. It should be common knowledge that animals react differently than humans to changes in environment, diet, grooming etc. This person is literally not smart enough to own an animal. Don't know why these morons are downvoting you. I had a coworker who's girlfriend almost killed their dog by giving it ibuprofen. Just straight up stupidity.",
"Im not positive about this but I think they absorb stuff through their skin at a higher rate than humans. I was told by a friend not to let my dog stay in a chlorinated pool for very long because they will absorb chlorine faster than a human. ",
"I don't care. The dog is completely 100% dependant on it's owner. Too stupid to realise it would be harmful isn't an excuse. If you're looking for blame, blame the people he got the dog from for not realizing what a fucking idiot this guy is. ",
"Exactly! I don't understand these people defending someone who *gave another living being chemical burns*! Like, what if it was a child???? We would see HUNDREDS of posts saying the parent's are child abusers, but I guess burning dogs is cool now, and considering people are now dumb enough to eat fucking laundry detergent, I guess this shouldn't surprise me, they are probably 1 and the same group. ",
"[Here](https://imgur.com/a/hWMuY) are more pictures of this dog (named Violet). Some are NSFL.\n\nPer the New York Post [here](https://nypost.com/2018/01/24/dog-nearly-dies-after-purple-hair-dye-job/):\n\n> January 24, 2018\n\n> A dog in Florida nearly died after a purple hair dye job left her with severe burns and swollen eyes, according to an animal shelter.\n\n> Pinellas County Animal Services shared a photo of a recovering maltese-mix named Violet as a warning not to use hair dye meant for humans on their furry friends.\n\n> The shelter said Tuesday that when the 5-pound dog came into their care, they didn’t think she would make it through the night.\n\n> “Once a beautiful little white Maltese mix, Violet was dyed a purple color (her namesake)… only the purple parts weren’t like the pictures you usually see,” the shelter wrote on Facebook. “Violet’s eyes were swollen shut, she was limp and listless, she had obvious burns to her skin – we gave fluids, pain meds and we gently washed as much of the chemical dye off as we could, we bandaged her up.”\n\n> When her hair was shaved, Violet’s skin began to slough off, according to the shelter.\n\n> In an attempt to save her life, the shelter gave the pup antibiotics, IV fluids and performed scab removal, among other treatments.\n\n> Three months later, the small dog began to make headway on the road to recovery.\n\n> “She began to walk the halls, visiting each office requesting treats or hugs or gentle pats, always in the lead with our veterinarian in tow,” the shelter said. “It was clear – Violet was on the mend and she wanted everyone to know it.”",
"Pretty much every \"bad dog\" is only \"bad\" because it's owner is one step away from needing an every-day helmet. ",
"But bro, his mom told him. His *Mom!* I'm sure she knows better than all the chemists who have spent careers making hair dyes safer and the scientists who actually study that kind of thing.",
"Colored hair dye doesn't stay that vibrant for months.",
"Several times a year? I work with a girl who dyes her twice a month. ",
"Brb, gunna go dye my dead dog red. ",
"Why not? I mean yeah it's stupid but not malicious. Unless the owner refuses to learn their lesson here I see no reason to take their dog away from them. ",
"Bit of an overreaction. Seems like a dumb mistake born of ignorance rather than some evil behavior.",
"Seriously. It's the people who want blood who scare me more than the idiots who dye their dog purple.",
"I thought dogs expended the vast majority of their heat through panting and that they don't have much in the way of sweat glands. How did \"clogging pores\" cause the dog to overheat?",
"If it had been allowed to be tested on dogs first this might not have happened ...",
"You havent harmed your dog, yet. You dont know what the future will bring. A momentary lapse in attention can kill your dog or your child or whoever in a split second. There was no malice here. People make mistakes all the time. And without these \"moron\" dog owners, there would be considerably less dogs in the world. You would rather this dog not exist than for it to endure some pain, WHICH HAPPENS TO PEOPLE AND ANIMALS ALL THE TIME. It is nature. Forget all of the dogs previous life which was probably a happy life because someone made a mistake. Theres are millions of dogs on your list to euthanize to save them from TERRIBLE owners. And no im not talking about legitimate abuse. Im talking about every day, imperfect people.",
"There is such thing as dogs with higher prey drives than others. And this is purely genetic. You can always work around it through proper training... but don't kid yourself into thinking that all dogs are born equal and only capable of destruction through \" bad owners\". Certain dogs require MUCH more attention and training in order for them to be safe around strangers or small animals...Try letting a random cat run in front of a Rhodesian ridge-back and see what happens. It will likely pursue unless told not too. Even well trained dogs with high prey drives can attack or be aggressive. Its up to the owner to know the dogs temperament... so ultimate responsiblity lies with the owner. ",
"You're a fucking idiot. It's 100% abuse you dumb bastard. What more do you want done to the dog to be abuse? Fuck off.",
"Horrified people share their outrage on social media while eating bacon or a juicy steak.",
"The same argument I had when my ex would spout some wives' tale nonsense as scientific fact. I said it much kinder, but her beliefs were impenetrable by facts.",
"Oh, father! Where are yooooouuu?",
"But at least she's purple!",
"Haha! I haven't heard that before. I'm stealing it.",
"You are correct. A good example of this is that you can test positive for a high alchohol blood content (not super high) from using hand sanitizer. ",
"And that's why I didn't engage with him. I think the saying is \"You can't reason someone out of a position they didn't reason themselves into.\" When logic isn't involved in coming to a conclusion then logic won't change their mind.",
"...you... *do*... have to have a license for your dogs. at least where i live.",
"Kick it, starve it, intentionally harming it is literally abusing it. Definition-treat (a person or an animal) with cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.\n\nFuck you and the high horse you rode in on.\n\n",
"Good job, you successfully listed other forms of abuse. \n\nNah, I got on a high horse because the comment I responded to from you, the first sentence is \"You are an asshole\" for no reason. So, no, fuck you, go beat your dog or something you pathetic asshole.",
"Nah you're right man. Have an upvote.",
"Not where I live.",
"I understand that people make mistakes, that's not what I am arguing here, what I *am* arguing here is *how far a simple mistake goes*. A simple mistake is feeding your dog something you shouldn't, and causing it some tummy upset for a little bit, forgetting it outside for a little longer than you should, or something like that.\n\nIf the thought \"Let's colour my dog purple\" goes through your head in the first place, your judgement is already off in my opinion, but let's say you go through with it anyways. *If the thought \"This could hurt him, I should look into it first before making a very permanent change to him\" does not go through your head at some point*, then you should not be taking care of another living being.\n\nIf this was a child we were talking about, the discussion would look very different. The fact that I even have to say this is saddening.",
"Kick it, starve it, intentionally harming it is literally abusing it. Definition-treat (a person or an animal) with cruelty or violence, especially regularly or repeatedly.\n\nFuck you and the high horse you rode in on.\n\n",
"you should look up PPD and how that can make you allergic to it to the point where you can apparently suffer from anaphylaxis: [example](https://www.nhs.uk/conditions/hair-dye-reactions/)\n\nsaw somewhere else that the reason PPD is ok in hair dye is that it isn't supposed to touch your skin (which of course never happens when you dye your hair)",
"If this was a child we were talking about, you would have never heard this story because no harm would have come to the child. It is for dyeing hair. They made a poor logical assumption that the same product would be safe for their dog. Its not like they opened a bucket of paint and dunked the dog in it. Im not saying what they did wasnt stupid. Im saying that this is not abuse and i can imagine the horror these people are going through after the harm they caused their dog that they probably love too much.",
">Some are NSFL.\n\nLike the one where they put a wig on it? Poor pup has been through enough ",
"High prey drive doesn't mean aggressive. Cavalier spaniels have high prey drives. There is NO such thing as a naturally more aggressive dog. There are higher prey drive dogs, stronger dogs, more adept at fighting dogs, dogs that have health problems which may make them aggressive but no breed is naturally more aggressive. Get out of here with your BS. ",
"Agreed. If a human child died due to negligence it wouldn't be considered just too dumb to know and an accident. Why should a pet? ",
"If you accidentally killed your kid it wouldn't be just given back to you, neither should a pet. ",
"Humans completely covered in paint can apparently get heat stroke this way. \nI would also assume dogs are like people in that they cool via sweat glands,*and* panting. My hypothesis is that they have some sweat glands (just maybe not as much as people) as they can get hot spots from dampness trapped under fur. Someone pls correct me if I'm wrong. This is my own assumption having had a dog with hot spots. ",
"The title said it was brought to animal services. It's possible the owner had to surrender it because the cost of care was too much for them. ",
" again, you don't know. Maybe they did look it up and found \"only some types are okay\" and confused their type as such type. Maybe they don't have the internet? Who the hell knows? I know we better draw as many assumptions as we can from a single headline. \n\nBut you know, literally every mistake \"could be Googled first\". So no more mistakes then, and everything since the release of Google is in fact malicious in nature due to it, yes?\n\nWe all make mistakes, unfortunately sometimes it causes harm to others, but they are mistakes nonetheless and that does not make them malicious/cruel.\n\nDid your last driving error make you a \"cruel driver\"? Was mistakes your parents made as parents things that made them \"cruel parents\"?\n\nMistakes actually vary in severity. If a car accident kills somebody is it such a bad thing that it transcends being a \"mistake\". Don't get on a fucking highs horse and pour about this isn't a mistake. It was. People make mistakes. \n\nGet the fuck over yourself. Look up the words \"abuse\" and \"cruel\" before throwing them around. Learn what they actually mean. Mistake =/= cruel and abusive..\n\nI\n\n",
"[According to the AKC](http://www.akc.org/content/health/articles/do-dogs-sweat/):\n\n> Sweat plays a very small role in cooling down your dog. Dogs rely on panting to do most of their temperature regulation.\n\nEdit: Also, a \"hot spot\", in dogs, is more like a rash. It doesn't literally have to do with heat.",
"I guess our moistness could have just be puss or exudate\n Still it says sweat plays a small role so they must be able to in additon to panting. \nCool. Thanks for looking it up. ",
"That's a wise saying",
"I really hope they took the dog away from her.",
"Preach. It's a selfish action--not for the dog, but just for the pure enjoyment of the owner. ",
"Logically correct, but people don't want to hear the truth lol. Ouch",
"Let's not encourage dying pets. I know there are safe substances that can be used to dye an animal but not everyone will consider to do the proper research. You may safely dye your animal but the stranger across the street will see it, think it's a neat idea, and attempt to do the same but use the wrong product.\n\nThere's no good reason to dye an animal. Pets are companions, not something you accessorize. If you want some flare for your pet get it a cute collar, fun bandana or a little coat. If you feel the need to dye your animal then you don't deserve an animal. ",
"Don't encourage dying pets. ",
"It is entirely possible to be outraged over the mistreatment of animals and still eat meat. It doesn't make you a hypocrite. ",
"Don't forget to put the dog in protective custody. ",
"Wat",
"Well it depends on if you can afford it. My mom was going to a hairdresser about once a month, so the could do her roots. But in this case, it was a comb in type, and not a full head wash.",
"Right, I don’t want to hurt ‘em. Just think it’s fitting they look as unwillingly doofy as their pets. ",
"My driving has never severely diminished the life of another human being, or caused them such terrible harm, mostly because I *learned what to do and what not to do before doing it.* Sure we can't google away the world's problems, I am not saying that, but *lack of research does not constitute freedom from responsibility*. If I don't know any better, it does not change the fact that I performed the act anyways. We aren't talking about accidentally cutting the dogs whiskers, or accidentally cutting their nails too short or something like that. We are talking about nearly killing an animal \"Cuz I want a purple dawg\". \n\nThere need be no malicious intent for it to be abuse. Abuse through neglect is a thing. If child neglect is a form of abuse, than animal neglect is a form of animal abuse, and again, the *fact that the thought of painting the animal's fur was a good idea in the first place should be an indicator that this person does not care for the dogs well being over their own desire to make it look how they want*.\n\nAs I said before, if this was a child with chemical burns all over their body because their parent was like \"I want to make it purple\", then they'd go to jail for abuse, what makes the dog any different? \n\nNow I'm not saying jail the person, but they should not be responsible for another living being if they carelessly coat it in harsh chemicals without even thinking to see if it's okay, and if it can cause the thing harm.\n\nI'll \"get over myself\" as soon as all of you idiots stop defending animal abusers. It's not like the dog got hurt from the wrong food or something, *the owner wanted to colour the dog like a fucking easter egg.* Either the owner is 5, or does not have the mental capacity and responsibility to be in charge of a living creature.\n\nYou argue that it was a mistake, but if I *mistakenly* give a child 3rd degree burns over their entire body, am I off the hook scott free? Am I a good person for ruining the life of another living creature because I was more concerned with vanity over the well being of the creature?\n\nA dog is a living thing, you treat it as such. You don't go around colouring it's fur and shit like it's a barbie doll. It's alive, treat it as such. ",
"Your hair is dead and mostly inert. Anything it soaks up it might retain but there's no vector for that to get back into the body short of you being the type to chew on your hair.\n\nYour scalp is a different story, and is basically unprotected skin as far as liquid chemicals are concerned.\n\nDye done professionally will avoid contact with the scalp because it's often different stuff than the due approved for home use. Generally you're not going to see any long term effects from something like Just For Men because the exposure period is so short and the chemicals involved aren't as toxic to the body.",
"I can understand your point, however, if the thought never crosses your mind as the chemicals burn the inside of your nose (I've dyed hair before, that stuff is stankay) that \"Maybe I should see if this is safe for dogs first\" doesn't cross your mind, then you are more concerned with the vanity of having a purple or pink or whatever, dog, than you are for the safety of the animal.\n\nThe thought wouldn't even cross my mind to *do this in the first place* because I know that dogs have sensitive noses, and back when I dyed hair, I wouldn't even let the animals *in the same room I was in for fear of harming them*.\n\nEven if it was an accident, the thought regarding the well being of the animal was not at the forefront of their mind. The thought of \"I want a purple dog\" was, and that type of thinking should not be in charge of another animal's life. ",
"I upvoted you to bring you to zero but I also disagree with you.\n\nWho the hell would know hair dye would be worse for a dog? Yes dying your dog is stupid but nobody knows that shit.",
"Right, I didn't even know this could happen until today so I can agree with your point entirely, but I think that if you don't know, doing it anyways isn't the proper way to find out. Call a vet, look it up online, *something!* I think that just \"doing it anyways\" is the behaviour and thought process of someone that shouldn't have an animal imo. The animal's well being should be the first thing you think of, especially when making such drastic changes to it, ya know?\n",
"PEOPLE SUCK. That is all back to your redditing",
"I'm glad you guys are being understanding.\n\nIf I were less neurotic, and if I was the type of person who wanted to paint my dog, I could see myself doing something like this.\n\nI'm sure everyone understands how devastating it can be just to accidentally step on a pet. I can't imagine how devastated I would be if I messed up and hurt them to the point where they died or got chemical burns. ",
"This is so stupid. Pit bulls are simply mistreated more than other breeds.",
"To be honest with you though, some people do seem to care about animals more than people. \n\n>Two major studies showed that mankind has more empathy for pooches in dire circumstances than suffering people, according to a report in the Times of London.\n\nhttps://nypost.com/2017/10/31/humans-love-dogs-more-than-other-people-study/",
"That makes sense in a lot of ways, actually, but wow, regardless. I honestly wonder how I'd rank on that though. I go to parties to pet their dogs and cats rather than talk to people.",
"I recall my mom saying she wanted to paint her dog once, and I told her how she shouldn't do that. But she's still a great dog owner and has been for basically the ~30 years I've known her.. And people are saying this person could've Googled it, but I know people like my mom don't really Google things. Most people beyond a certain age just don't do that stuff",
"Yeah, they probably feel horrible. \n\nNot oh-my-god-my-entire-body-is-on-fire-from-chemical-burns-and-my-skin-and-hair-are-falling-off-from-the-chemicals-eating-away-at-my-flesh-because-my-owner-wanted-a-purple-dog-like-a-toddler-horrible, but I'm sure it's close...",
"...or just don't own a dog because it's a living creature, not your own personal barbie-doll. ",
"Found the vegan, guys.",
"You can give your poodle dreads.",
"Yeah i wouldn't want my dead child back either. I don't know who would.",
"You’re a dipshit... I didn’t say I don’t care about the dog, I’m just saying that the owner was probably caught off guard by the situation. Probably never even imagined that this could happen. Now if you’re trying have 20 back and forths of “owner should’ve known better” I’m not interested. I have a dog and wouldn’t paint her because it’s just weird to me but again, I would’ve never guessed that this could be the outcome. I’ve seen lots of people do this and nothing went wrong.",
"Really? Killing is love?",
"That is not at all what I said. But sure, let's put words in my mouth because why? I don't fit in your agenda? ",
"This breaks my heart. Poor little thing :(",
"> My mother always warned me of drawing on your skin, because our bodies are big sponges\n\nThat's not even remotely true\n\n>and ink isn't good for you\n\nOr that\n\n> Then when you go to extremes of dyeing your hair several times a year, there simply has to be some damage to the body over the long run.\n\nOr this",
"Your not suppose to get hair dye on human skin either. I'm a dude and don't know anything about hair dye but I do remember seeing it done a few times. Gloves are a must and they have a cap you put on and then use a hook to pull the hair through little holes. Then you can liberally apply the hair dye with very little skin contact. ",
"Damn. A packet of unsweetened grape KoolAid would have done the same thing without any of the dangerous side effects.",
"You deny vegetables are alive?",
"Since it used to be a white dog I don't think she bleached it first",
"Even human shampoo is too harsh to use on dogs.",
"Really? Our bodies absorb anything we touch, in small amounts. Our lungs absorb what we breathe. Then there is our digestive system as well.\n\nThe FDA sets limits on what is \"safe\" in the things that we consume, as well as many other things. But all of our bodies are different, and we all are different in what poisons we come into contact with.\n\nYes, our bodies are great at dealing with stress and poisons to a degree. But many of these things can build up in the body, and cause later health problems. Due to capitalism the profit motive is always higher that peoples life. ",
"Can you imagine how scared this owner might have been? It could have been ignorance that led to this. When dying somethings hair would you think, \"on people this is fine but it'll be terrible hell for my dog\"",
"Regardless, internet death threats are never good.",
"What do “bad dogs” have to do with this post?",
"Antibiotics? Where do the Bacteria come from?",
"I used to be a dog groomer honestly we used food coloring dye for dying the animals at least on the poodles standards that is",
"When you kill herbibores you kill twice then. ",
"That cap method is only for one sort of highlight. \n\nIt’s not used very often anymore, especially not in salons. \n\nThe best way to keep dye off your skin is to have it professionally done, where the hairdresser will use a brush to apply product very close to but not quite on the root of the hair.",
"I didn't mean you said that, i'm trying to understand how can anyone cannot consider killing a mistreatment. ",
"I thought Florida Man was in jail after killing that gator in revenge. When did he get out to do this? ",
"I fucking hate seeing dyed animals.",
"You mean you personally know more dumb people like this ?\n\nDon't they know you aren't supposed to do that? \n\nOr do they not care? \n\nWhy do liberals love purple hair?\n\nNot even trying to hate...I legit want to know. Like...why?",
"Humans ARE animals.\n\nOther than that, yes. ",
"Do you have a source for any of this other than your mom?",
"https://ehs.unl.edu/documents/tox_exposure_guidelines.pdf\n\nbam son get rekt, also the FE guidebook\n\nhttp://www.engineering.uco.edu/~aabuabed/index_files/FE_Handbook.pdf\n\nPage 5 \"Safety\"\n\nthis is my favorite Part:\n\n\"All substances are poisons; there is none which is not a poison. The right dose differentiates a\npoison and a remedy.\"\n\nits the first sentence in the first link.\n",
"Ah, makes sense. Still burns human skin though I'm assuming?",
"It CAN, but it doesn’t usually. If it does it’s usually because directions weren’t followed or the individual has an allergy. \n\nDog skin is not the same as human skin, they have different tolerances and allergies. \n\nI also think that the toxicity of most things has a lot to do with dosage and body weight. It would take roughly the same amount of dye to do a small dog as it would the hair on a person’s head.... except that dog is a tiny fraction the size of a human, so proportionally the exposure was much much higher. I’m inclined to think if the dye was applied to a human the same way it would be just as bad. \n\nEdit to add: you’re absolutely correct that dye should be kept off skin, the less dye on the skin the less chance of reaction. But it’s not like getting a tiny bit on will automatically mean a burn in that spot ",
"I don’t think people know. I don’t know anyone personally but I’ve seen people at dog parks. Not sure what you mean by liberals as I don’t really know politics. But the main point is that people see others do it and think it’s ok. It’s like touching a stove for the first time, you literally have no idea that you’d get burned. I’m a guy and know nothing about dyeing so I didn’t know it could burn you. I’m sure there’s others in this boat. I bet it was some owner thinking they will just have some fun with their dog. Could be wrong but I’d say we both don’t really know the story",
"My grandma was dogsitting for her sister and the dog came with ridiculously specific instructions. My grandma was a dog owner, she would have been able to take care of another dog for a week no problem. The dog even came with a case of bottled water for it to drink...\n\nSo, my mom and my grandma wanted to prank my grandma's sister for being so particular about the dog. It was a white dog and we decided to dye it pink! We just used cherry kool-aid and water and it gave the dog a kind of pink tint that was easy to wash off.",
"“I don't believe in the concept of hell, but if I did I would think of it as filled with people who were cruel to animals.” \n― Gary Larson",
"Your favorite part doesn't prove anything. Only that proper dosage is important. \n\nAnd the articles you linked are pretty common knowledge, it didn't really help your argument. \n\n\"Bam get rekt\" proves you're not really one to be taken seriously, though. ",
"Good point. Poison to dogs, but ok for humans...",
"Sure. There are tons of sources, showing studies where poisons are higher than what humans can deal with.\n\nWTO recognizes that wifi is a carcinogen for the young and elderly.\n\nSince Flint, MI there have been many a study showing that many cities have similar or higher levels of heavy metals. Then there are other poisons in the water, including chlorine, and fluoride. Now you can argue for water treatment with chlorine, but fluoride is complete garbage, with no truly proven use.\n\nAlso studies show how plastics have estrogen mimics, and after a certain level of exposure, have serious consequences to pregnant woman, and prepubescent men.",
"Hair dye is strongly acidic. It has to be, to break through the surface layers of your hair so the colour gets inside and stays there.\n\nBecause we don't have fur, humans evolved comparatively tough, thick skin. Because dogs do have fur, they did not. Their skin is very sensitive, thin and fragile. While human skin can withstand the harshness of hair dye for a few hours, dogs get chemical burns almost immediately.",
"Poor sweet baby. People are so fucking dumb it’s scary ",
"Yeah, I confess, I thought people were using regular dye on their dogs when I saw that. ",
"You could have chose the Steve Martin look and just looked the same for 40 years ",
"This neanderthal I worked with bragged about getting his dog tattooed. He also threatened a few guys away from his daughter. Spoiler alert-she loomed like him but with manlier fatter facial structure. They were both fucking useless. ",
"Just use fucking food coloring. Its safe and harmless.",
"Yeah, I might agree if it were 30 years ago, but in today's day and age, there is no excuse to not look this kind of thing up. Most at least have a computer, and let's face it, they dyed their dog to take a photo of it WITH their phone, which now can google things. Ignorance can NOT be an excuse anymore.",
"I’d enjoy flaying the owner.",
"My momma says alligators so angry cuz they got all dem teeth and no toothbrush.",
"She's squeezing its leg purple too.",
"Dogs don't sweat though??",
"This is not accurate regarding hair color. Any hair color you purchase that requires mixing is Alkaline, not acidic, and almost all hair color (all that I know of) are at LEAST more alkaline than hair, which has a pH of 4.5-5.5. It doesn't break through layers of hair either. Instead, the alkalinity causes the hair shaft to soften and swell, raising the cuticle of the hair shaft, which lays like shingles on a roof. It doesn't destroy these shingles or anything- it simply opens them up to deposit the color into the cortex of the hair. Bleach does the same thing, only it removes the pigments from the cortex. Fur and hair are the same thing, so they would react the same ways to the chemicals. (Source, I'm a cosmetologist.)\n\nSkin sensitivity and product removal are probably the biggest issues for dyeing an animal. In humans, it is much easier to remove the chemicals from the skin and hair, and there is an incredibly low probability of a human accidentally ingesting a harmful amount of any hair chemical. Dogs and cats lick/clean themselves, and even if we THINK we've gotten it all, in all likelihood, there is still lingering chemical for them to ingest, which probably added to the listlessness cited in the article. Chemical absorption rates in human skin for hair color are low, but we also don't slather our whole bodies in hair dye, nor do we allow it to sit for hours/days because we haven't bathed well. Not even mentioning how we probably have 75-150lbs on these poor creatures, making our toxicity/tolerance rates different. ",
"This is true.\n\nIf you use hand sanitizer by drinking it.",
"Kinda discounts the whole point of the Socratic method though.",
"If you feel the need to judge others for their choices, you should keep off the internet. \n\nI'm trying to provide safe alternatives, as people will do what they will want. It's better to help educate others than just trying to control others choices.",
"https://www.livescience.com/14315-hand-sanitizer-drug-urine-alcohol-test.html\n\nMy mother works as a nurse, where copious amounts of hand sanitizer are used each time she walks into and out of a room. It happened to her. It was an incredibly low amount, and the hospital clearly did not look into it, they merely thought it was interesting. I was using the example to make a point, that your body absorbs the chemicals and other things applied to the skin more than we think.",
"I’m gonna guess that she used one of those boxes of purple you pick up from a drug store that contain a lifting chemical and not something like a vegetable based dye. ",
"THE owner is probably a 22 year old blonde dip shit girl that keeps the dog in her purse.",
"I'm sorry I laughed at the idea of a dog wearing a wig. I won't view the pics. Fuck the original owner that did this shit to her. ",
"Judging other people on the internet? You must be knew.\n\nLook, I've worked in the Veterinary field for 9 years. After seeing animal after animal come in to the emergency clinic because of neglect on the owner's part you start to lose faith in humanity. Depending on the size of the dog, it actually takes a lot of chocolate to kill a dog. But I don't go around telling people that it's safe to feed your dog chocolate in certain amounts. I tell people to keep chocolate away from the dog because someone will get incorrect information or do the math wrong and dogs will die. Animals can't tell you how they feel like humans can. I'll be honest, if you think that dying your pet is a good idea, I'm going to question your intelligence.\n\nI'm not forcing my opinion on other people, I'm trying to help prevent animals from harm by giving facts. ",
"I personally dont see a reason why not if it doesnt hurt or effect the dog in any way. Especially if the dog loves people i know a little white dog that gets its tail dyed at the groomers only takes a couple minutes and the dog gets lots of extra love and pets and absolutely loves it. Im not sure i would put a dog thru a whole body dye but doing a tail, ears, or a little color somewhere i think should be fine and most likely less annoing then a bandana to the dog.",
"Well it was ironic and hypocritical in this situation. They shaved the poor abused dog just to put a damn wig on it during its recovery smh. At least it wasn't a purple wig. ",
"Could you word the sentence the way he should have said it?",
"Fox News seems to make some up ",
"The World Trade Organization recognizes that wifi is a carcinogen for the young and elderly? Good lord, I don't even know where to begin ",
"I agree. There is never a reason to dye or paint your dog except you want to for attention. It does nothing for the dog. It doesn't have a say in it and it doesn't know what you're doing. It trusts you as it's human and friend. Just because someone may not have known it would hurt or kill the animal doesn't make it better. Ignorance or stupidity is not an excuse. It takes less than 5 minutes to search on the internet and see if something is safe.",
"Too many people are raising their pitchforks without stopping to think a little first.\n\nIs this incredibly stupid? Yes. Was this done out of actual malice? Probably not. Some dumb girl probably just thought it would be cute if her dog was purple, and since hair dye is safe for us, I think she assumed it would be safe for any animal. ",
"Speaking of water, water intoxication is real, and can kill.",
"I honestly hate it when people dye their dogs fur. It looks terrible. The only people that do it are gay",
"I can see how people would think this is harmless, like how some people dont think about feeding dogs grapes. Guess we just need to educate people better on becoming pet owners.",
"My god is that red stuff it's skin? ",
"Open wounds after chemical burns can become infected by touching a contaminated surface, or by bacteria that was in the fur, or even by airborne pathogens. Open wounds usually get infected if not very carefully kept clean and sterile, which is nearly impossible to do for a dog. Even in people, who are more helpful when it comes to treatment, severe burns usually have antibiotics as part of standard treatment.",
"It is pretty cute. [Here](https://i.imgur.com/uSssvcl.jpg) is a direct link to that particular image, so you can avoid the more upsetting ones. You can see the edge of a bit of the bandaging, but no wounds, and the dog looks pretty chill.",
"Oh yes the same reason abstinence only education works so well. Oh wait it doesn’t. People are going to dye their pets may as well educate the ones hell bent on doing it.",
"Fuckin' hell.\n\nGay people are just people. Like straight people, but gay. No other differences. It's literally only their sexual preference. What's wrong with you?",
"There is no jail that can hold Florida Man or his revenge love for gators.",
"Don't dye your dogs, people.....",
"poor baby",
"Welcome to reddit ",
"Chalk is also an easy, non-toxic option for temporarily dying dog hair.",
"There are dyes for animals, why the hell use human colour?",
"Something like this actually happened to my sister. Her whole head swelled up, her eyes swelled shut, she got black eyes. She looked like she'd gone ten rounds with Mike Tyson. Now I'm too scared to dye my hair even though I've been going grey since the age of 18.",
"Samantha, 42. Divorced twice, likes to tell young couples at the local bar why their relationships will fail. Never buys a drink, always tries to flirt with guys for free drinks.",
"Which type is that? The one where you drink too much water in a short time, and basically drown yourself, from the inside.",
"So you're saying ever increasing layers of these signals have no effect on us?\n\nTry again. Even having a cell phone has been shown to be damaging.",
"According to who? I avoid food coloring, but it would probably be safer since it's designed to be consumed.",
"I don’t give a shit about you or what you say sjw ",
"Kinda. Your body needs a balance of electrolytes and water, if you drink too much water at once, you disturb that balance. You brain starts to swell, and you start exhibiting symptoms of dehydration, followed by seizures. If nothing is done, you could go into a coma or die.\n\nIt's actually really hard to do normally, since your kidneys will just pump it all out. But if you drink a lot of water suddenly, or are exercising (which actually slows your kidney function to prevent dehydration) it can happen.\n\n[Here's a podcast episode on it, if you want to know more. ](http://pca.st/adamruins)",
"Food dye is safe. Its just vegetable dye. \n\nHere is one of a billion Google results.\nhttp://www.groomingdalespetsalon.com/colored_pets.html",
"you could consider Henna and Indigo, as long as you get the proper stuff instead of fake stuff.. it doesn't last as long and it can be a bit of work and looks like poop when you make it.. it can colour is quite close to black, or red or brownish depending on what you add to it",
"And my family has been in grooming, veterinary, and breeding for about 40. I grew up in and out of vet clinics and working at my family's groom shop.\n\nI'm also trying prevent harm by giving facts. People are going to try and dye their dogs. Yes, you may feel that means they don't deserve their animal, but I think you've been jaded working seeing the rough side of things. It's better to try and educate people by mentioning safe ways instead of wholesale nay-saying. \n\n",
"Completely agree. I don't believe the person should get the dog back, but death threats are never acceptable. ",
"You got me, dumb wording oops haha",
"Be my guest! ",
"Exactly this. I don't think there was any sort of ill intent with this at all. I bet this poor women was freaking out when the dog started to suffer. I doubt the heath care costs for this dog were cheap.",
"Fucking Florida...",
"Jesus Christ you believe in some crazy bull shit.\n\nHe was incredulous because the World **trade** organization does no sort of classification for health and especially nothing pertaining to WiFi.",
"Actually they do. \n\nShow me anything from the WTO saying that they don't look at Wi-Fi as being a carcinogen, with children mainly being at risk. \n\nI don't make shit up, I read. \n\nEven simply riding on an airplane has an effect.\n\nImagine dozens of cell towers and hundreds of Wi-Fi signals overlapping in a city. Thus shit is cooking us in ways we have yet to understand completely. \n\nIt's already been proven repeatedly, that cell phones cause damage with regular use. Multiply this with the ever increasing coverage, and there are potential issues. \n\nI'm not saying these are immediately life threatening, but have an ever increasing amount of damage, as people like you, argue there is no effect. ",
"There needs to be severe charges brought on people that do this crap. If they'll do this to a dog, they'll likely so bad things to people, probably their own children. ",
"The dog's owner is very stupid. I feel very angry.The dog is unluckily,have such owners. As humans, we should take care of small animals. We can't hurt them just for fun.",
"That’s because as humans, we wash our hair everyday. Those repeated washings cause your due to lose just a little of it’s vibrancy each time. \n\nDogs don’t shower. ",
"Thats true. Didnt think about that."
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A dog in Florida nearly died when its owner used hair dye meant for humans to color her coat purple. She was brought to animal services with severe burns and swollen eyes. Limp and listless, she received fluids, pain meds, antibiotics and 3 months later she's still recovering.
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