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/r/pics/comments/7tx7iq/i_met_a_absolute_favorite_comic_of_mine_he_had/
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[
"I used to LOVE watching Gallagher when I was younger. His specials on Comedy Central were a joy to me. That was one of thr first things he said on stage: 'Thanks for reminding me how OLD I was tonight! I'll tell him how I used to watch him when I was a child, THAT'LL make him feel good!'",
"Was that Gallagher or his twin brother?",
"Actually Gallagher! Leo, not Ron",
"Yeah, I was floored when I had heard there were two of them running around.",
"I was too. Crazy about the legal battles. This was the one and only original. ",
"Yeah, if I recall something about each could only perform on a certain side of the Mississippi.",
"According to Wikipedia, after their legal battles, Ron couldnt perform the Sledge-O-Matic routine anywhere (he was basically just using Leo's gimmick after Leo asked him not to)",
"\"Comedy is a serious business. A serious business with only one purpose--to make people laugh.\"\nW. C. Fields",
"Looks like you could be the son he never knew he had.",
"Haha I've heard! It looks like we are both wearing our own shirts."
] | 10 |
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I met a absolute FAVORITE comic of mine! (He had nice melons!)
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/r/pics/comments/7tx7x3/looking_for_the_train_station_japan/
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"Photo by u/lain01",
"Why do I find this so aesthetically pleasing ",
"\n/u/lain01, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/lain01&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tx7x3/looking_for_the_train_station_japan/dtfxgfw/?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Oh cool that's my pic. If you want to see more Japan pics you can find me on Instagram @robin.franzmann",
"Great shot, hope you don't mind that I shared it? ",
"Nah man",
"Not sure his eyes are on the map "
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Looking for the Train Station, Japan
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/r/pics/comments/7tx89u/people_chatting_through_the_border_wall_tijuana/
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"At least they're talking to someone, unlike the people in Jerusalem :)",
"I'm surprised ICE isn't asking for IDs.",
"\" That pendejo wants a new wall and this one's fine.\""
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People chatting through the border wall Tijuana r/mexico
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/r/pics/comments/7tx8ue/delicious/
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"We could only be so lucky",
"post violates title guidelines - reported!",
"where's the ketchup?",
"*WRONG!*"
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Delicious.
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/r/pics/comments/7txafj/my_girlfriend_believes_this_is_the_best_photo_she/
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"Aw she's adorable",
"I miss hugging a cat :(",
"Nice cat but the title is responsible for the downvotes i reckon"
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My girlfriend believes this is the best photo she will ever take. Reddit, meet Elizabeth.
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/r/pics/comments/7txc78/roaring_from_water/
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[
"Tiger sharks...nice",
"Oh hello. This might be a good time to practice shooting. RUN!!!",
"They are so freaking beautiful ",
"this is a shopped image of same tiger twice. ",
"\"Privacy please!\" ",
"Honestly that would be utterly terrifying. They could get out of the water, catch and tear you apart faster than you could ever run. Beautiful picture. But gives me chills.",
"Put a tiger in your tank.",
"Yea there is a black dot on the bottom left tooth. ",
"Your right! Brb Going to grab my pitchfork"
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Roaring from water
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/r/pics/comments/7txd1w/my_cat_has_a_bite_that_caused_her_face_to_swell_i/
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"😂aww",
"Forest Whita”pur”",
"Fuck! I should have thought of that!",
"Forest Whisker",
"Forest Whiskater"
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My cat has a bite that caused her face to swell. I can’t help but see Forest Whitaker whenever she looks at me.
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/r/pics/comments/7txe36/i_face_swapped_with_my_3yearold_and_the_result_is/
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[
"Lol, so great 😆",
"You could tell me this is a picture of your wife and kid and I wouldn't bat an eye.",
"Fooled me, doesn't look like anything happened. ",
"The things this kid has seen...",
"They've seen some shit.",
"You've got those Peter Capaldi eyebrows.",
"The best is when you face swap with someone way older or way younger than you.\n\nI face swapped with a Bill Cosby vinyl record I found in an antique shop.\n\nI'm still not sure if it was a great or a terrible idea",
"What app did you use?",
"Snapchat :-)"
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I face swapped with my 3-year-old and the result is both terrifying and epic 😂
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/r/pics/comments/7txeab/priscilla_1969/
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"Photo by [Joseph Szabo](http://www.monsterchildren.com/13201/back-issue-bw-joseph-szabo/)\n\n\n\"Priscilla was one of those gifts that was given to me one of the first times I went to Jones Beach. I don’t know if you know Jones Beach in New York, but it’s a really big beach that extends for miles along the south shore. Somebody said,”If you like photographing people, go to Jones Beach.” So I went there with my camera, and on this particular day when I stepped on the beach, there she was, no more than ten feet away. I knew I had to get the camera and just shoot as quickly as possible. I actually only got two shots off, and I went to double check I had the right aperture and shutter speed for the beach, and when I looked up she was gone, totally gone. No place on the beach, no place on the boardwalk. She was really a mystery girl.\n\nAbout a year after that, the photograph was published in one of the photo magazines. The kids were looking at magazines in the art class I taught, and they remarked to one of the girls sitting at the table, “Priscilla, this looks just like you in this magazine!” A light bulb went on in my head—it DID look like the girl in the photograph. So I thought, here’s my golden opportunity to talk with her and explain to her that it could be her since I never really made contact with the other girl, the original girl, and if I could get a release that would be wonderful. It was such a close likeness … my feeling is that the real Priscilla is still out there somewhere. But because she had the same kind of look, the same kind of hair, the facial features, um, I thought, ‘Y’know, I’m just going to decide that this is her’. So that’s kinda how that mystery was resolved.\"",
"Upvote for Dinosaur Jr. ",
"Looks like this bad bitch is the mother of the [girl](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/000/043/disaster-girl.jpg) who proudly burned down a house."
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Priscilla, 1969
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/r/pics/comments/7txfzu/comrade_trump_gets_cold_feet_on_second_deadline/
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Is that what his hair looks like inside out?",
"Can't wait to read that memo",
"Republicans have already read it and some don’t even deem it important enough to release to the public. It’s one of those “nothingburgers” you little incels go on about. ",
"Yeah and I bet McCabe really just wanted a vacation",
"/u/leg3L, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/leg3L&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txfzu/comrade_trump_gets_cold_feet_on_second_deadline/?context=10\\))"
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Comrade Trump gets cold feet on second deadline to implement Russian sanctions. At least he's keeping his ears warm.
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/r/pics/comments/7txgo2/that_time_i_met_roddy_piper_such_a_cool_guy/
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[
"the maniac loves you ",
"Did he tell you to put the damn sunglasses on?",
"He seems rowdy",
"*Da’ Maniac",
"Hahaha He was very very cool. ",
"I got a They Live poster autographed and he wrote “I’m all out of bubblegum!” ",
"That's awesome!",
"Good for you!"
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That time I met Roddy Piper such a cool guy
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/r/pics/comments/7txif2/school_children_in_puerto_rico_1959/
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"Photo by Elliot Erwitt",
"The USA has neglected their electrical grid since then, how can lil children learn in the dark ?",
"Cute kids. I know a little boy in my daughter's class that could easily be the brother of that littler girl or maybe he's her kid...",
"Because they are.\n\nThe main genetic component of the average Puerto Rican is Southern European. From other places in Europe we got some Corsican and Irish too. And pale Puerto Ricans like those in the picture are not even rare^1. You don't see many of them in the media because they don't fit the stereotype that they're trying to sell but if you look around they're everywhere, although you probably don't recognize them. \n\nSome pale Puerto Rican public figures, for reference: [Pili Montilla](https://i.imgur.com/WasHms8.jpg), [J.J. Barea](https://i.imgur.com/rDO2YaH.jpg), [Benicio del Toro](https://i.imgur.com/ghXpx1U.jpg), [Ricky Roselló (current governor)](https://i.imgur.com/2xjXHnI.jpg).\n\n---\n\n^1 I can't tell for sure whether all of the kids in the picture are Puerto Rican or not but that's kind of my point."
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School children in Puerto Rico, 1959
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/r/pics/comments/7txihj/help_identify_a_drunk_driver_blurry_pic_needs/
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"6-5-3?-L-W-E\n\nEdit: 3 could be a 2 or a Z",
"Looks like Queensland ",
"I think it's an M not a W, but agree on other characters.",
"633 LME ? ",
"653 LME",
"633 LWE?",
"/u/iwashere33, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/iwashere33&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txihj/help_identify_a_drunk_driver_blurry_pic_needs/?context=10\\))"
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Help identify a drunk driver - blurry pic needs reading. Just tell us what you see the rego plate as being. (Robots hate this )
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/r/pics/comments/7txiot/best_church_sign_of_the_week/
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[
"What if they didn't have to choose?",
"Well, it *would* be quite disturbing to see two men holding each other's guns.",
"What about holding Handguns?",
"it's one of those new age churches... they'd be disappointed if they didn't see 2 men holding hands. ",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/430/607/c3c.png",
"Don't shoot!",
"Yea they're an easier target. I see u organized religion ur not fooling anyone ",
"What if they had guns for hands? THEN WHAT?",
"Why not both? Ablebodied individuals have two sets of hands bruh",
"Why not both?",
"Two men holding hands won't protect you when two men holding guns show up",
"A couple holding handguns. The playful one will rifle the other's hair.",
"They'd rather see half of you.",
"What? Like severed hands?!?",
"Well. Isn’t that just super tolerant of them...",
"Or... We could have gay men shooting guns! Nothing wrong with that.\n\nEdit: To clarify, I mean at a shooting range... Not at other people.",
"Unless they're holding guns in the hands that they aren't using to hold hands with.",
"I know this sounds weird... But I actually have less respect for churches that become pro-gay than I do for churches that are anti-gay. At least the ones that are anti-gay are actually sticking to the teachings that are actually in their holy book. You have to do some serious mental gymnastics to think that the Bible isn't explicitly anti-gay.",
"\"...but just to be clear, we still hate homos. We just hate murder more.\"\n\n",
"Two men holding guns when two other men with guns show up just increases the likelihood that one of those guns will be fired, which increases the likelihood I get shot.",
"> You have to do some serious mental gymnastics to think that the Bible isn't explicitly anti-gay.\n\nNo, you don't. You just have to accept, like the vast majority of Christians, that the old laws of Israel have little relevance to Christianity. It's not that difficult.",
"Well let's all hold hands together and pray that doesn't happen",
"Unless they go for a 2 man clothesline.",
"Notice how they are not saying they are ok with two men holding hands, just that they would take it over two men holding guns. ",
"No need to do that. Just decrease the likelihood of four men in a room with guns in their hands.",
"It's ok. The men holding guns will still protect the men holding hands if needed. What a stupid message.",
"As long as they're also OK with selling their daughters into sexual slavery like the law says, then they remain at least consistent, if still backward and vile.",
"And I would rather see two gays holding guns than another pulse...",
"[Here's another one of their signs](https://i.imgur.com/KPCMGby.jpg)\n\nEdit*had to fix the link ",
"Have nothing against men holding hands, but I prefer to see men, or women holding guns. ",
"But who will protect us from two men holding hands?",
"Where in the bible does it say that people should sell their daughters as sex-slaves? (Not looking for a fight, I actually am curious because I've never heard that before).",
"That could lead to a shotgun wedding",
"The New Testament also refers to homosexuality as immoral though...\n\n1 Timothy 1:8-11:\n\n8 We know that the law is good if one uses it properly. 9 We also know that the law is made not for the righteous but for lawbreakers and rebels, the ungodly and sinful, the unholy and irreligious, for those who kill their fathers or mothers, for murderers, 10 for the sexually immoral, for those practicing homosexuality, for slave traders and liars and perjurers—and for whatever else is contrary to the sound doctrine 11 that conforms to the gospel concerning the glory of the blessed God, which he entrusted to me.",
"Bears bearing bear arms.",
"Exodus 21:7-11\n\nThe passages about forcing your daughter who has been the victim of rape to marry the rapist are also relevant to the same point about these barbaric and archaic laws which have no place in civilized society.",
"Fuck guns.",
"You musket a lot of laughs, seeing how funny you are! ",
"the argument that some Christians use is that the laws of the Old Testament (such as Exodus) no longer apply though. I've tried making similar arguments with my family, but it is like talking to a brick wall. If you make any reference to an old-testament passage, it just gets shut down by \"oh that's the Old Testament and we don't follow those rules anymore.\"",
"They sure are a couple of sex pistols.",
"Well, then I guess they don't need the OT at all then. At the end of the day, it's always a buffet for them: picking the bits they choose to enforce and waving away the rest. Your post above is about respect for consistency, and you're simply not going to find it.\n\nYou can still find some pretty awful stuff in what was selected to be included in the NT as well, much of it from Paul. Truth is, there's a lot more in the Bible dealing with how slaves and masters ought to behave than there is about homosexuality. And yet modern Christians have no problem understanding that slavery is unacceptable.",
"These puns will be of high caliber. Hopefully mine doesn't get shot down. ",
"I think you're good. You seem to be armed with wit.",
"So it would be ideal if no one had guns?",
"Christians aren't supposed to be concerned with protection. Dying is irrelevant.",
"The other side of this sign [is also surprisingly tolerant.](https://i.imgur.com/zfXYBdG.jpg)",
"The New Testament has several verses that explicitly point out homosexuality is not acceptable. There's a distinction from the laws of Moses and the laws of God.",
"It's not a buffet. It's a contextual understanding. *Your* argument is the buffet. You find the worst things you can in scripture and use it as your attack, ignoring everything else. Plucking those verses out without any understanding of the context of scripture, and then not accepting a response that puts it back in it's full context, is you doing exactly what you are accusing others of doing.",
"Want to give me an example of such an explicit point? Are you referring to the slight references in the letters of a pastor (Paul)?",
"Sorry, I thought you were referring to Christianity, not one of its pasters. My mistake. Yeah, if you take a poor translation (NIV) or a fallible man (Paul), you can get a reference that states that the law is against homosexuality. The same law that the same pastor says we are released from through Christ (Romans 8). edit: apologise, 7, not 8.",
"Why is it surprising? ",
"I'll be very happy to hear your explanation of the context that makes slavery and forcing a teenager to marry her rapist acceptable.",
"You mean the *missionary* Paul, who made *explicit* references.\n\n>Rom 1:26-32 For this reason God gave them over to degrading passions; for their women exchanged the natural function for that which is unnatural, and in the same way also the men abandoned the natural function of the woman and burned in their desire toward one another, men with men committing indecent acts and receiving in their own persons the due penalty of their error. And just as they did not see fit to acknowledge God any longer, God gave them over to a depraved mind, to do those things which are not proper, being filled with all unrighteousness, wickedness, greed, evil; full of envy, murder, strife, deceit, malice; they are gossips, slanderers, haters of God, insolent, arrogant, boastful, inventors of evil, disobedient to parents, without understanding, untrustworthy, unloving, unmerciful; and although they know the ordinance of God, that those who practice such things are worthy of death, they not only do the same, **but also give hearty approval to those who practice them.**\n\nGod the *creator* had a design for us. It's basic biology. Sex was designed to be between a man and a woman. This has been a known truth for thousands of years. The church has always believed it, the Jews always believed it. This will always be true. You don't need scripture to know that, just basic sex education.",
"Or, Fuck bad people.",
"Dumb.",
"/r/Churchsigns \n^/r/FrontYardFun ^((somewhat related)^)",
"It's not like that shit isn't in the bible, too. ",
"There are a lot of things I'd rather see than another nightclub shooting, but it's a bad idea to mix guns with drugs & alcohol.",
"Johnny Rotten and Glen Matlock got married?!",
"I left the thread doing the ol’ scrolly scroll autopilot, then had to come back to upvote you. You bastard. ",
"Or not pressing either agenda on us...",
"What about two men holding hands AND holding guns?\n\nWhat then?",
"If two gay men show up to your church holding guns you might still have a problem.",
"He has a disarming smile.",
"We'd rather see 2 men touching cocks than 2 men touching glocks.",
"Fake church. Disgusting. ",
"But what if they are two best friends on range day? \n\nSeems bigoted IMHO. ",
"Depends, are they holstered or being brandished? I really could care less if two men who happen to be gay open carry to church. ",
"Or what if it was two gay guns holding hands with gayer guns in their other hands?",
"yes?",
"Just wait until China invades... ",
"Enlighten me.",
"yes!",
"What about finger guns? Handguns? ",
"It is a nothing statement. They don't like either but between the lines they are saying deadly weapons are more disturbing than men holding hands. \n \nThe church is losing relevance because attitudes are changing faster than the church.",
"Mmmmm false dichotomy ",
"That's like twice the reach a normal bear has. ",
"[But This is my rifle....](https://youtu.be/4kU0XCVey_U)",
"Thank you.\nI needed this laugh.",
"Good thing it would still be illegal to be intoxicated while carrying. ",
"I am sure they would love to disarm everybody. Then we would be just like Europe. ",
"Actually, it's not. Though women held a different status, aside from one comment in one of the Pauline letters, there's just no support for your statement. Additionally, the pentateuch might be the oldest legal code legitimizing female inheritance. \n\nChristianity is foolish, full of problems, but you're wrong here.",
"Exactly. What comes to king is the story of the woman at the well. Jesus talks to a woman who had been divorced (iirc), and even treats her as an intellectual equal, which, at the time, was a double no-no. He freaking flipped the perception of women on its head, and said “be like me, yo”. Problem is that a lot of people aren’t. \n\nEdit: “comes to mind”, not “king”",
"Are they cops or military? Is it an open shoot night? Details people!",
"It's time to unsubscribe. I'm sick and tired of pictures of text or shitty quality pictures. I don't care about signs or your political leanings. I just want to enjoy really good looking pictures and this no longer seems like the place to do that. Y'all really know how to make a good subreddit go to shit.",
"many people in the comments don't understands the point of this sign. when two men connect both hands in prayer formation, it is called \"dual prayer\". this technique adds 2 defense points to both users for 15 minutes or until a counter spell is activated. and as we know 2 defense points is enough to stop bullets. pulling a gun would be useless. ",
"Tolerant as in they'd be ok with someone's right to protect themselves and others with a firearm, right? I suppose this church would also be opposed to the use of guns in WWII when they were being used to fight nazi Germany, right?",
"you know what would be sick though? 2 men with guns for hands.",
"I’m too tired to respond to what this thread will become",
"Word ",
"\"Hey dad look what I found.\" http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vo1geGPVy80/THXhm_mQG9I/AAAAAAAAAS4/mryP2GQCXFA/s1600/arresteddevelopment.jpg",
"I mean unless it’s protecting your country or serving in your police force or hunting for pleasure. I don’t understand this whole people not wanting guns issue, I mean they can’t take weapons away from people that have them so it’s not like you’re disarming the population. And regulations in most states prohibit anyone with any major offenses from buying them. That and most gun violence is done with illegal weapons, sure not all but most.",
"When your church moves from Texas to California.",
"Just curious if whoever said this, were walking down the street one night and someone stuck a knife to their throat and demanded their wallet. Guess at that time they'd rather see two guys holding hands than two police officers holding guns...What a strange world we live in",
"Still kind of a judgemental billboard that probably doesn't belong at a church... I'm apathetic about guns, but when your church is putting up billboards comparing gay marriage to gun ownership, maybe you need to find a church with better ideals.",
"The message is headed in the right direction. Although I don’t like how it’s suggesting that one evil is better than another. ",
"AMEN",
"Not here in GA! The law is set up that if you use it in self defense you’re ok but if you just start shooting while under the influence you’re fucked. ",
"ITT: Gay men should do both. ",
"It's not a bear. They are wolves, big wolves.",
"Can i offer you a progress pic? /s",
"DEU 22:20-21? GEN 3:16? There are plenty examples of this crap in the bible.",
"Bears beat Battlestar Galactica!",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/006/759/both.jpg",
"Republicans: fuck helping people.",
"> I really could care less \n\nSo....you care lots?",
"That's was I understood. Homosexuality is preferable to homocide. Great. ",
"All I know is this ain't Bible",
"so take a nap. and then finish this sentence!",
"Like most churches they probably only quote parts of the Bible as well so why not be consistent?",
"He physically cannot stop himself from caring so much. He can't get through a sermon without jumping out of his pew and shouting incomprehensibly. It would be a big problem if he weren't Pentacostal. ",
"Matthew 5:17 says you're wrong, dipshit, and Malachi 3:6 makes it clear your stupid god, were he to exist, would still hate gays.\n\nStop bullshitting.",
"What if they were holding each others guns?",
"There's always a \"what if\" guy when it comes to these things. ",
"Nobody said anything about Republicans",
"Nice Jojo reference",
"Grindr profile: must be tall, handsome, and ambidextrous if you wanna handle my guns 😉. ",
"r/outside",
"Automated Communist Gay Space's Weekend Family-Friendly Shootout ",
"What if those two guys with guns were hunting deer for the church potluck? ",
"Look at these comments Americans are so obsessed with guns. Jesus probably wasn't all about guns which is probably why the church made the sign retards. \n\nEdit: hey I like cake let's talk about cake instead. cake and Jesus promotes non violence which was my point.",
"That church must never have heard about what happened at [Sutherland Springs](http://abcnews.go.com/US/man-chased-fired-church-shooting-suspect-describes-tense/story?id=50972010). ",
"This",
"Ikr, we should have them in churches also that's why places like Texas there would never..... oh wait....",
"They should enforce the laws that actually exist rather than make new ones.",
"Hmm when was the last time we saw a man with a gun filled with men holding hands hmmm....\n\nJust saying you're missing the entire point of this. It went way over your head. ",
"*tiny violin plays*",
"\"But I suffer not a woman to teach, nor to usurp authority over the man, but to be in silence\n\nTimothy 2:12\n\n“Wives, submit to your husbands as to the Lord.”\n\nEphesians 5:22",
"But how can \"be like me, yo\" be reconciled with heinous shit in old testament though? stoning, slavery, genocide. Not to mention divine racial favoritism. \n\nI highly doubt Jesus would do tenth of the things his trinity-other did in old testament. Most he did was flip tables and admonish people. Not turning innocent person into a god-damned salt pillar. ",
"Haha nice one man",
"Computer ... make it so",
"r/cringeworthy ",
"He's straying from the narrative, shut it down, shut it down now",
"I think I'd still rather see two men spooning at the shooting range",
"could you please stop unloading these remarks on us? We can only take so much laughter.",
"What about 2 men holding guns while holding hands.",
"My 100 year old grandmother's cat has been missing for 5 years. This is Tiger's last remaining war medal found by a refugee who walked across the country on one leg to find me.",
"Every American has the right to [bear arms](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RpeUznIhgLU)",
"pretentious?",
"Solid argument.",
"What if the 2 men holding guns are protecting you from ___? ",
"Are you asking for a gay porn video of a guy with a gun getting gangbanged by dudes holding hands? ",
"u/riskyclickbot",
"So who's cupping the balls? ",
"so are we disregarding what the bible says about a man and a women or is it more of your own rights?? just wondering ",
"There was a verse about hoes and burying things in soil.",
"Sorry. But you are saying you can fulfil something and keep going?",
"In WA carrying in a bar or the like is illegal. We're totally fine with drunken shooting up the woods though afaik.",
"It's logical though.\n\nThe best a man with a gun can hope to accomplish is deter or neutralize another man with a gun. The worst a man with a gun can hope to accomplish is murdering dozens of people.\n\nThe best and worst case scenarios for 2 men holding hands don't involve murder.",
"and what it says about shellfish!",
"Hell, I'd have no issue with a range day with a gay couple.\n\nWhen it comes to a day of ringing steel, the more, the merrier!",
"C R A C C ?",
"I'm sorry, isn't this exactly what he was saying?",
"It would be illegal to have been carrying in the pulse because of fl law you can still defend yourself while drunk, just not in a bar.",
"*beets",
"that timothy verse is literally only meant for the church, not any other circumstances. \n\n\"Husbands, love your wives, just as Christ loved the church and gave himself up for her \"\nEphesians 5:23 \nthat means that women are worth sacrificing your lives for. Cherry picking doesnt help anyone",
"I tought this was a klingon church",
"Why not both?!",
"Good for them.",
"I'd rather see a church reluctantly accepting homosexuality than condemning it :/",
"Why not both https://i.imgur.com/8Cuv2cZ.jpg",
"Bear-armed bears bearing arms arming bears.",
"Surely there must be an anime about two gunhanded gay men. If there isn't and you want to make money in Japan, you know what to do.",
"Really, he just doesn't care the minimum amount possible. Whether he cares a little or a lot we'll never know. ",
"Amen!",
"Every time this comes up people like you come out against gays in the military. Sad!\n\ne: a word",
"Murder is a sin. So unless they take that out their stance isn't going to change. ",
"2 out of 5 redditors just popped a rage boner.",
"2 men holding hands with guns in the other hand ",
"Jesus: extremely liberal, loved by conservatives.\n\nIt would be a joke if it wasn't true. ",
"There is some hypocrisy but this is more of a libertarian stance than a republican one, not that there isn't overlap.",
"And we'd REALLY like to see two guys holding hands while carrying assault rifles",
"2 men holding magnums ( ͡ᵔ ͜ʖ ͡ᵔ )",
"Oh, prepare for the down votes... should’ve seen my last comment on guns",
"Your dad's the guy in the $5,000 suit? COME ON!",
"Sigh.. two wrongs don't make a right.\n\nSin is sin, regardless of crime committed. If new age political correctness could not interfere with my centuries/millennia old beliefs, that'd be great...",
"i feel like that story would be short and tragic.",
"Rename this sub to r/virtuesignaling or r/liberalcirclejerk.",
"I'd like to see 2 men holding hands and each other's guns.",
"You’re wrong. ",
"Why do they both have guns",
"I'd rather see them hold both.",
"Seeing as evangelical baptists overwhelmingly vote Republican, it's still pretty close. ",
"CARLLLL THAT KILLS PEOPLE.",
"What if two guys connect hands in prayer around the trigger of a gun, and the bullets natively have 3 damage points?",
"That would be Jesus.",
"And they're holding... our attention?",
"What about two guys holding guns implies homicide? ",
"Speaking of shooting, I shot a little over a foot yesterday ",
"Megaman 🤔🤔",
"I've always wanted to go to one of Gay Space's parties.",
"\"Sin\" is a human concept, designed to oppress people, and to make other people, such as yourself, to join in on the oppression. ",
"What about 2 men holding 1 handgun with 4 hands?",
"Libertarians will downgun",
"*Bare* bears bearing bear arms",
"You do realize the Texas church shooter fled the scene because he was shot by someone with a permit, right?",
"I'm disappointed the spelling of \"than\" is correct.",
"Holding guns makes you a terrorist?",
"Personally I hate the way the church adapts in the face of criticism and changing social opinion. Like a politician flip flopping on issues to maintain as much support as possible. ",
"Don’t worry mah dude obviously god saw how morally bankrupt he was when he killed himself and made all right muh dude! And obviously the most powerful being in the universe just can’t control translation errors or his followers writing in fake words from himself! Mai dode ",
"That guy's biggest sin is wearing tie dye.",
"The Nazi's also used guns to kill people. It goes both ways, guns can be used for good or evil, but if the evil people didn't have guns then they good guys wouldn't need guns either.",
"Probably depends on the context there. At a range? The dudes holding the guns please. At the mall? The men holding hands, thanks. ",
"Also, being gay is something you're born like. Guns are something you go and buy once you're old enough. There's quite the difference there.",
"Yeck. This is lame. Don't put this on my front page. ",
"\"I'd rather see two men sword fighting than two men gun fighting.\"",
"The priest ",
"He can hate guns if he wants.\n\nI personally don't like, or see any point of myself owing, guns. But it's fair enough in less safe countries when people feel the need to have a \"simple\" means to protect themselves.",
"Hands don't slap people, people slap people!",
"it doesnt involve creating life either.",
"The preacher nailed it.",
"This comes down to translation. You know all those books have been translated so many times I’m not sure anyone know exactly what they said. \nAlso think of the differences in language and syntax as well. \nNothing in any of those “holy books” holds up anymore because you can’t tell me for 100% that’s what the original said. \n\n*dont blame me, blame the centuries of changes. \n\n* also the Quran is the Bible, just organized and translated different. ",
"Big if true",
"Californian here; Tacoma is in Washington State.",
"IT: people pretending to miss the point.",
"Yep, Islam gave women the right to manage their own wealth and property too. \n\nAnd the “worth 1/2 of a man” thing is literally only applied to a financial situation where the guidance is “if there is not a man to make the financial decision, let two women make the decision over their wealth, because although women don’t usually manage this hopefully two can make a wiser decision than one on this area that they likely have little experience in”. \n\nA far cry from “literally 1/2 the value of a man”. ",
"Make love not gunfights ",
"my stomach was making the rumblies... that only hands would satisfy ",
"I'd rather see 2 men holding guns than 2 men holding bombs. \n\nWHO'S THE BEST CHURCH SIGN NOW?!",
"I'm sick of these liberals making our holy Belief disgusting. These so called \"Christians\" are supporting sinners.",
"Heresy lol \n\nBet both those dudes are “packin” 😉",
"The Pennywise method",
"Its Jesus cupping balls all the way down",
"Holding the hands of the disbeliever as they nail him to the Cross?",
"Dutchman here, it was a joke. ",
"Why can't we have both!! Sick of this partisan bullshit. ",
"**are you not virtue signaling your own different virtue right now?**",
"2 men blowing guns",
"More like \"Best church sign of the weak.\"",
"Take a look at [this page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate#By_country), then come back to me to explain the murder rate of the US compared to most European countries.",
"Good to see the made up sign would want to see two Asian men than two men going Elk Hunting. Kudos Propaganda Meme Author, also known as the Left can't meme for shit.",
"Because this is in Australia, where most churches aren't so openly accepting of the LGBTQI crew",
"Love how it's all memes in the comments, like Reddit can't even bring itself to consider that not all religion is crazy Southern Evangelical Protestantism. ",
"\n>that timothy verse is literally only meant for the church\n\nSo? The original OP mentioned verses about woman's testimony being less valid than man's.",
"Amens",
"you know theres leftists that support owning guns right?",
"This is nice and all but don't you think it's pretty bad that this sign has so many upvotes because it's so unique? This should be every church sign. It should be a given that these churches accept same sex marriage and dislike guns, not bloody worshipped. America",
"The Quran is not the Bible in a different order. It isn't the Old (Jewish Bible) or New (Christian Bible) Testament or even the Book of Mormon. It's a completely distinct book that sits alongside other scripture.\n\nAlso, you can totally \"read the original\". Read the Hebrew Bible, the Greek new Testament, and the Arabic Quran. Those are the original languages, whether you believe they are divine or not. ",
"They aren’t a Bible believing church if they condone it.\n\nI’d rather see it - they’re still human, but I don’t consider it the Biblical view as it’s clear that according to the Bible that homosexuality is a sin.\n\nI’m a sinner, too, so I can’t judge based on that, just what the Bible says. One living in habitual sin must consider if they’re a Christian at all.",
"What if they were holding each OTHER'S guns? \n\n\"Man your gun is so big!\"\n\n\"Yea he's cocked and loaded\" (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)(͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"https://www.google.com.au/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x6ad62312454917ad:0xe02a2d610ce52ce6!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4s/maps/place/tecoma%2Buniting%2Bchurch/@-37.9069668,145.3455772,3a,75y,192.03h,90t/data%3D*213m4*211e1*213m2*211s6zR8UiAfutq4tPVgCqb-Aw*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x6ad62312454917ad:0xe02a2d610ce52ce6!5stecoma+uniting+church+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2s6zR8UiAfutq4tPVgCqb-Aw&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi2-s_Fmf_YAhVBGZQKHWCbAPcQpx8IdDAK",
"Who is THEY? Not one of presidential candidates from either of the 2 political parties in decades have even suggested disarming, if ever.",
"/r/pic is good for what you want, although not as active.\n",
"Sometimes it'll literally be a picture of a fucking piece of paper with something handwritten on it. As long as its virtue signaling you could post anything and make it to the font page.",
"A church against the military and the police. Good luck with that.",
"What about 2 men holding guns while holding hands?",
"So... farming",
"It’s like Romeo and Juliet. \n\n\nAt least the ending would be easy. ",
"Kissing the barrels together in a rather sensual way ",
"If you don't know why they wouldn't put that on their sign, then I hope you are getting all the assistance for your mental disability that you need.",
"\"two wrongs don't make a right.\" 1289467238623 religions but only one is right? Right?",
"That's Tecoma, not Tacoma. sigh",
"Tacoma is, but not the Tecoma that this sign is from.",
"I’d rather see Churches pay Taxes",
"Everyone knows mega man is asexual tho",
"So completely undermining the top level comment's point then. Got it.",
"Actually the sign says “Tecoma”, not Tacoma\n\nSource: am Washingtonian, and did a double-take when I first saw it",
"Canadian here, how's it goin' everyone?",
"That really is a good sign. The funniest one I've ever seen had a holiday greeting, and just below that was the name of that week's sermon. It looked like this:\n\n**Happy Father's Day**\n\n**Everyone Makes Mistakes**\n\nI shit you not. I really, really wish I had taken a photo.\n\n",
"What about 2 men wielding arms?",
"If you know your history, you know how truly Un-Christian this sign really is. There's a great deal of evidence that Christ was seen as a sort of warrior-priest by many of his early eastern European followers; he certainly wasn't beyond fighting... wasn't big on the gays, though.",
"Makes sense. Sinners need to be at church. There is no sin committed when simply in the possession of guns. ",
"Do you mean...handguns?",
"Yeah , and I'd rather have a vagina than a dick lol. ",
"But less dexterity. ",
"Just a whole lot of protection flying back and forth. With those tools for protection doing so much work, the people in that church must have been the safest people in the whole state!",
"If two men holding guns created life, you'd have a point. ",
"Misread the top of the sign as \"teratoma uniting church\" ",
"You sure you're Canadian? Wouldn't it be how's it going eh?",
"How about 2 men holding their guns",
"sexist",
"1. Cor. 11:2\n\nBut I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.\n\n1. Cor 11:7\n\nA man ought not to cover his head, since he is the image and glory of God; but woman is the glory of man.\n\nOr the fact, that the woman was responsible for the fall of man...\nI mean, you can’t deny that the woman is presented below the man in the bible\n",
"I’m the guy holding another guys hand and also holding a gun...hmmm",
"Yeah these two things are totally comparable. The best case of a man with a gun is ensuring the freedom and protection of himself and his property. Which tends to be 90% of all cases.",
"Well that’s a loaded statement ",
"Twenty One Pilots? No? Okay ",
"I am not trying to demonstrate moral superiority, moral correctness, or good character. I am simply saying that this subreddit, like many others, has been hijacked to promote certain views.\n\nEvery day the top threads are swamped with some sort of shitty picture that involves a social issue. TLDR: Keep the shit in the proper sub.",
"Of that I have no doubt. But i fail to see how your comment has any bearing on any part of this comment thread. did you reply to wrong comment?",
"Now tell that to Mormons. ",
"maybe you should stop using the site if you don’t like it?",
"Tacoman here. We don't know that church. ",
"Personally I’d rather see all four men living in harmony...",
"i mean, the \"be like me, yo\" is the reconciliation for the old testament. i don't understand what you're trying to say. the new testament ushered in a more modernistic christianity in that the fundamentalist, gruesome punishments of old were basically shoved to the side and replaced with love and compassion, heralded by Jesus himself. i don't think he ever really mentioned, specifically, the gory details of the old testament, and to me, that is as good a reason as any to ignore the old testament in terms of christianity. it's a great tool for context and history, but most of it is simply outdated. christianity is fundamentally different since the new testament. in fact, christianity transformed many times since the new testament, with protestantism and all that jazz. point being, it's really odd to use the old testament as anything but a time capsule for a violent, primal point in history.\n\nedit: sorry for bad english. english is my first language, but i am on the end of an 8 hour shift so i probably am typing like someone whose grasp of the english language sucks.",
"It's just a minority hivemind. The crowd that solicits these kind of posts on here is so small and insignificant compared to the real world.",
"Whoa, only 37.25 for a Quran?",
"You mean 26 dead?",
"[creepy kids holding up severed hands](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_vo1geGPVy80/THXhm_mQG9I/AAAAAAAAAS4/mryP2GQCXFA/s1600/arresteddevelopment.jpg)",
"You can do both ",
"Most Christians believe there should be no difference between church, social circles and state",
"Get her jade",
"Ok well if your talking about the new or Old Testament?\nBecause both of them ban things that you probably do every day https://list25.com/25-normal-things-the-bible-forbids-but-we-still-do/2/",
"No, he’s taking the wheel THEN cupping the balls. ",
"why didn't it stop the pulse shooter?",
"\n>that means that women are worth sacrificing your lives for. Cherry picking doesnt help anyone\n\nThat doesn't excuse the command to submit to their husbands. No amount of apologetics changes how horrible the bible is to women.",
"What they meant was actually they rather see two men holding guns about to shoot two men holding hands.",
"I hate to say this, but not really. California is full of retards like this. I can say this, because I live here and see these kind of stuff on a daily basis.",
"That’s so gay",
"They say that while grinding their teeth to sound like they're not associated with homophobia... but they can't escape what their bible says.",
"OMG the Bible contradicts itself, who would have ever thought? It's like it was written by man and not some omnipotent being",
"Like I said it wouldn't have been legal to carry a firearm in the pulse.",
"Battlefields 1 credits start",
"Damn Tecoma Uniting Church trying to take our guns again!\n\n",
"Yeah but they don't want to see either of those things, so.... ",
"This is not a sign in the Bible Belt for sure.",
"Is that confirmed canon tho",
"/r/explainlikeimcalvin",
"[Just enjoy a picnic](https://jojocomparisons.github.io/images/DIU21/bd-07000.jpg)",
"Yeah, this is what this discussion is about, people sometimes quote such things from Quran like the bible is any better.",
"Well if you were there to convince hitler from ethnic cleansing without guns then that would be great. But something tells me military power was what actually brought an end to it.",
"I guarantee this has brought them death threats.",
"> y tho\n\nMaybe hes afraid of being indoctrinated over the internet. But in all seriousness, I see this as advertising to make religion sound less west boro church bat shit crazy. When you see stuff like on [Vice :Love and Hate in the Deep South: HATE THY NEIGHBOR](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yw-KVaXZxGs) , makes me sad that shit like this still exists... in this day in age :( I'm from the bible belt as well, fully aware of these type of people.",
"What type of bears are we talking about here? Grizzly Bears? Black Bears? Muscle Bears? Daddy Bears? Cubs?!?",
"What type of bears are we talking about here? Grizzly Bears? Black Bears? Muscle Bears? Daddy Bears? Cubs?!?",
"Either way, I'm sure they'll have a blast.",
"My god Reddit is so fucking dumb at times.",
"Why do so many anti-religion posts make it to the top of Reddit?",
"indoctrinated into what?",
"what if those guns are pointed at satan",
"If the two men holding hands at your church are checking out the young boys in the pews you better call the two men holding guns. ",
"but thats gay.",
"i thought you meant they were shooting at guns",
"Holding a gun = murder?",
"Current laws aren't enough. It's legal to sell a gun you bought to anyone else second hand, without a background check. Want to make money? Buy guns with your clean background and then have totally legitimate business deals where you sell the guns you buy to people that will pay extreme prices for them. A member of the government bought a gun on Craigslist about an hour before trying to change laws in his state that allowed him to buy that gun without a background check in the parking lot of a store, using his personal experience as evidence gun laws needed tightened. He was denied.",
"I mean, you're the one talking about how a comment about gay guys owning guns being a good thing is written by the sort of person who would oppose gays in the military, as though those two things are either evident or follow along logically from one to the other...",
"didn't shut it down fast enough did you ",
"I’d rather see 2 women catfight.",
"Mmmmm, Shallan.....",
"I'm sorry. I tried to find a picture and failed.",
"I would rather 2 men holding guns, than 2 men donating money to a make believe cause...",
"Idk but his hand is confirmed cannon",
"I made a point and you made a joke about buttholes",
"Just try holding their hand, they'd be forced to drop the knife. ",
"keep in mind, this just sets a lower bound on how much the church hates gays, and the lower bound is people shooting each other. not particularly impressive. and the two things are so unrelated.\n\nnot saying this church or its folk only hate gays slightly less than they hate murder, just saying its a weird sign.",
"But that would never happen. Pandora box has been opened and good lucky closing it. ",
"being a terrorist means you hold guns.. or a bomb.. or maybe just say something mean on Twitter ",
"I've never wanted to burn a church before. I still don't. But I never did before either.",
"If there is one group we can definitely trust to obey gun laws... It's criminals.",
"aw shit i think i just misinterpreted ya comment my bad bro",
"This church has finally reached the point where mass murder is worse than being gay. Hallelujah!",
"What if the gunmen are just friends at the shooting range?",
"What about 2 girls holding 1 cup?",
"I feel you. ",
"Doesn't the American military have god on their side? Have i been lied to?",
"You clearly don't understand anything I said it my comment. \n\nNo gun = No shoot.",
"> Jesus probably wasn't all about guns\n\nSomething tells me the guy who lived 2000 years ago wasn't very concerned with guns, no.",
"After all, it's our God-given Right To Bare Arms",
"If that fails they just get Jesus to roll a 1d10 save",
"I'm with you, we need to start killing people wearing mixed fiber cloth.",
"Darn I was about to type this :(",
"Not in my Sonic the Hedgehog fanfics it sure as hell isn't.\n\nBut Kirby though... Some kind of freak",
"I just spent 2 1/2 hours reading the 2 yr old thread about people who had to kill in self defense. Most would have been dead if they didn't own a gun. I'm suddenly super in favor of having 2 good men holding guns. And myself. I'm definitely buying a gun.",
"[Hello](https://giant.gfycat.com/PhysicalBabyishCod.webm)",
"Not OP but iirc this was a method of ensuring that the woman who was raped was ensured survival (since noone would marry her). The rapist would be forced to pay for her and they would not live together. Forcing the rapist to pay would also serve as a sort of punishment. (I might be inaccurate so correct me if I'm wrong.)",
"Says you.. because your beliefs trump that of Christian beliefs.\n\nLast time I checked, almost half the world believes in the Abrahamic God. But you, you're right though.\n",
"Guns. Guns imply homicide.",
"But old testament is still as much a part of Christianity as new testament. If divinity requires some sort of update over the span of centuries, than the appeal of absolute authority, moral or otherwise, is lost.\n\nHow do you justify handpicking the parts you like and the parts you don't like? As far as I know Jesus never negated or denied any part of old testament. He went as far as to say that he's here to fulfill old testament. \n\nIf you acknowledge that old testament is violent and primal, how can you so subjectively dissect and disregard that integral part of Christianity without dismantling it as whole? ",
"While they shoot from the hip?",
"I didn't say, \"if law abiding citizens didn't have guns but criminals did\". I said, \"if no one had guns\".",
"Are the deer gay?",
"And you realize this... now? Talking about a slow learner...",
"[wrong](https://media.gettyimages.com/photos/91238nuremberg-germany-chancellor-hitler-shaking-hands-with-his-picture-id514885462)",
"Be sure to ask for your refund",
"Come on man, don't take the bait ",
"you tried, good effort",
"What about two gun holding men?",
"I read «cunts» at first glance",
"If two men are holding hands, they both will be shooting...something",
"Higher than a spacemans nipples, what u talkinaboot?",
">and as we know 2 defense points is enough to stop bullets. pulling a gun would be useless.\n\nDamn, so how high did that guy in Texas roll when he shot up that church? ",
"ya, but what about $500 flame throwers? i think i would rather see that.",
"> That's Tecoma, not Tacoma. sigh",
"What about 2 girls holding 1 cup.",
"#.",
"This is why I could never live in America, I hate guns and would never want to feel like the only way I could protect myself and my family would be with a gun. Makes me appreciate the simple English life!",
"That’s pretty gay honestly, most gun owners aren’t shitheads",
"But you didn’t say jk Kimora.",
"I believe this Tecoma is a small hill side town on the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia. I live on the other side of this mountain. ",
"Hahahaha ohhhh ok well if it were up to me there would be no guns at all. If it were up to me there would be no disease, hunger, war, natural disasters, death...you can wish it away and act like the \"good guy\" or you can be the \"bad guy\" and admit it's real and actually do try to do something about it",
"Shooting guns out of their hands",
"so the lesser of two evils is what theyre trying to say",
"Yeah, because all I think about is how many people I'm gonna murder every time i look at my shotgun in the corner of my room. \n\n",
"What are you retarded? There are 350 million guns in the US and there were 8,454 gun related homicides in 2013, if guns implied homicide there should be at least 350 million homicides in 2013 in the US, right? ",
"Used to go to the range with a gay couple when I lived in Texas. One of them is one of the best marksmen I know. ",
"That damn font at the top of the sign. It came with the original Print Shop software, didn't it?",
"Right, if we had a way of magically and irreversibly disintegrating every single gun in existence throughout the world at the same time; while also simultaneously burning away all knowledge of the technology behind guns, and the idea of projectile weapons in general, collectively from the brains of every single human being; then yes, maybe that would solve certain problems. Maybe. Doubtfully.\n\nDo you have such a method? No? Then this \"discussion\" is pointless navel-gazing.\n\nEDIT: Ahh... Sudden silence and downvotes, the subtle song of the butthurt. ",
"Shouting.\n\n> old man shouts at gun",
"*1st week after church shooting somewhere in America* Pastor walks to pulpit accompanied by two men with guns.",
"Lol. Christians rather want to see men raping a child than one dollar less on account of church:) religion is sick.",
"It's a sign in Melbourne, Australia. It's pretty obvious what's being implied with local context.",
"This church seems to have a tenuous grasp on civil rights.\n\n\"Yeah these people can enjoy freedom, but those ones over there.... F them\" ",
"Something tells me he avoided any kind of weapons and fighting at all. Turn the cheek or something. ",
"That is actually in Tacoma. First time I saw it, I thought it was a typo but it's not.",
"[¿Por que no los dos?](https://youtu.be/fH4riFtVRtM)\n\nEdit: support your local [pink pistols](http://www.pinkpistols.org) chapter",
"Every move has a random chance of losing or adding 1pt",
"Hard to say. Can't say if it was ever sexual, but Zero has been shown to care about women in his life. Even harder to say with Mega Man, since he's earlier.",
"Except whips\n\nEDIT: And we all know how well that turned out for him. I don't know about you, but I'm not an immortal demigod, personally.",
"But that crazy Feinstein lady in California does so she represents anyone who doesn't want me to have nukes and tanks!",
"Looks ultra nice when you completely take it out of context, which this does. You can't just use a soundbite that you like and ignore the 99% that gives context and changes it completely. ",
"Exactly!!!!!!! http://www.pinkpistols.org",
"I'd rather see two men holding guns to defend their right to hold hands...\n\nEdit: guns, not gins",
"Who says this is a Christian church though.",
"Why not BOTH?",
"I'm not saying that there should be no guns, I was just explaining how flawed your logic of \"We should all have guns just incase someone goes bad\" was. \n\nThere should be better measures to make sure guns are only used for hunting and target shooting/collecting. Take canada for example, tiny amounts of gun violence yet hunting is a super popular pass time. Of course it's probably too late in the US since any attempt at gun control will most likely cause a civil war. ",
"Wow people actually downvoted saying no guns would be best. That is some dedication to idiocy if I ever saw it.",
"You must see the propaganda tho. Sodomy is \"normal\". ",
"Tecoma....in the Dandenong Ranges (the hills) in Melbourne, Australia. My hood in fact.",
"Remind me not to call these guys when a war is happening.",
"The already did, in 1996. We are a lot closer to Europe than America, which is why we don't have any mass shootings. We being Tecoma, Melbourne, Australia.",
"ugh i remembered that 5050 “cop holding hands” post",
"We know you don't.\n\n\nGun.",
"Yep, that's the one. There are a couple of other pictures of signs of theirs.",
"I’m atheist/agnostic but I prefer Christianity over Islam anyday. The Old Testament is just that, old. There is a new edition homie. Christianity realized it’s errors and reformed. Can’t say the same about Islam. Their leader is a pedophile and literally a goatfucker. Before anyone calls me ‘racist’, let me just say, I don’t know what else to call someone who marries a nine year old and literally has intercourse with goats.",
"I live right near there. I remember when they were building a maccas there and everyone was protesting and throwing stuff at the construction. Nice place though.",
"What about the right for guns to hold men!?",
"Buffalo buffalo buffalo?",
"A church shouldn't get into politics like this, it's not Christian. ",
"I'm from eastern Kentucky, I can confirm this isn't true. People around here are way more into guns than homosexuals. They would rather be shot dead by a badass with a gun than see 2 homosexuals kissing. Unless those homosexuals are women, then they're cool with that because Jesus likes women.\n\nI'm not joking. In this state, if you're a white Christian male, then you're good. Anything else? Well, you're screwed. One time I said \"I'd rather work with a hard working black guy than a lazy white guy any day\". The guy I was talking to responded with \"well, I wouldn't go that far\". \n\nHe was dead serious. \n\nSo yeah. These idiots over here would rather be shot than witness homosexuals existing. I promise you that. ",
"Professional red rover players",
"/r/foundpaper",
"Have you seen Bambi?",
"It’s Adam and Eve not Adam and Smith & Western",
"Not that there's really a whole lot of difference between California and western Washington anymore.\n\nThough Tacoma is more like Detroit.",
"Guns for hands that shot fingers?",
"I want shoe horn hands",
"I mean it's not much of a statement to say \"Two men holding hands is better than a gunfight.\" It's kind of like saying \"Stepping on a lego is better than getting hit with an atomic warhead.\"",
"After the Pulse nightclub shooting, there is an LGBT gun club that practices self defense shooting. Really cool.",
">Last time I checked, almost half the world believes in the Abrahamic God.\n\nNo... Not really, not if you exclude third world nations such as the USA ;)\n\n",
"What is the church's stance on 2 men holding guns holding hands? ",
"Wow a church that actually acts kind and loving to people. If only more churches could practice what they preach ",
"What a great sub",
"I think the question we all wanna know the answer to is...\n\n[Why do we have to choose?](https://www.gunoil.com/products/gun-oil-silicone)",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"If you pick and choose there's no substance to religion. It's whatever you want it to be. There were christian slavers and extremists who will go the distance to justify the horrendous shit they do with Bible, and there are decent Muslims who live decent life. And yes there are shithead Muslims abound as well, but that's more to do with education level and stages of human development. Old testament god and Jesus part of one being that is trinity, and Old testament god is enslaving genocidal dickhead with no moral high ground over pedophile goat fucker. So by theology, nor is Jesus. \n\nAs for the \"new edition\" let's not forget that 30 years war was ripe with cruelty of rape and destruction. And there are big population of US extremists who spew nothing but hate and bigotry. Not impressed at all. Fuck extremists full stop. \n\n",
"TIL holding hands is always gay and means you are unable to shoot a gun",
"And afterwards they’ll retire to their chamber.",
"I wouldn’t say I was *touched* by god... more of a *lightly raped* type situation. ",
"Aw. Poor baby.",
"Why does it have to be either? It may be a church, but it's no church of God.",
"It's the thought that counts",
"And now it's time foooor...\n\n[Chuuurch Chat](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FuJpalsj9sQ)",
"Ok so they can’t bear arms but bears can link arms? ",
"Zing! So much cleverness in this thread ",
"When it says submit it does not mean become their slave, it means to recognize them as the protector of the house and to love them and respect them. Meanwhile the man must not abuse this and must be willing to protect his wife and work so that he can \"bring home The bacon\". This verse is not telling men to be macho and women to be slaves it's showing what the ideal household is to be with each parent performing their separate duties for the relationship.",
"I don't think the hand holding is a reference to being gay. It's saying that we need to come together with love than with violence.\n\n\n\nBut, then again, that's pretty gay.",
"I guess it’s better to hold hands than it is to hold arms. ",
"Somebody call /r/handholding, we got a major breach here.",
"This reminds me of the Hyadain music remixes of megaman where the lyrics are about how everyone wants to fuck megaman.",
"My brain was trying to make a mental image of a spooning range. I'm not sure i can come up with anything.",
"Like universal soldier but more metal",
"Tecoma is a suburb in Melbourne, Australia. \n\nSource: grew up there",
"fucking kek",
"Why not hold guns and hands? It doesn't have to be one or the other. They could also hold each other's guns. ",
"FREEGIGX",
"Yep. It's at the foothill of the Dandenong Ranges. The bakery opposite used to be really good!",
"Yeah I never understood that. Everything Jesus preached was what would be considered extreme liberal these days and yet the conservatives worship him but do the opposite of everything he preached. ",
"Id like to see 2 men holding hands while also holding guns shooting at the same target because freedom",
"Good Ole Seattle!",
"lol this passive-aggressive agenda pushing on reddit is really annoying.",
"Oh look at this guy... Mr Gun Hands! Get real. ",
"This guy prays. ",
"[streetview link](https://www.google.com.au/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x6ad62312454917ad:0xe02a2d610ce52ce6!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4s/maps/place/tecoma%2Buniting%2Bchurch/@-37.9069668,145.3455772,3a,75y,192.03h,90t/data%3D*213m4*211e1*213m2*211s6zR8UiAfutq4tPVgCqb-Aw*212e0*214m2*213m1*211s0x6ad62312454917ad:0xe02a2d610ce52ce6!5stecoma+uniting+church+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e2!2s6zR8UiAfutq4tPVgCqb-Aw&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwi6wJSZov_YAhVCp5QKHculBPYQpx8IdDAK)",
"\"Let him sell his cloak and buy a sword\" - Jesus (Luke 22:36)",
"Hahah very good made me smile",
"So they prefer bearing hands instead of arms?",
"You’re going to wish for the 2 guys holding guns when a bad guy with a gun comes and steals your collection plate before you will wish 2 guys holding hands are there instead. ",
"We don't care",
"Bear armed bears bearing arm bearing bears. ",
"False black bear",
"Reddit may enjoy this sentiment, but it's not the Biblical position. That church has compromised it's Christian principles for favour from broad culture. Funnily enough, the Bible says that's exactly what false Bible teachers would do.\nI know that won't get me upvotes, but Christianity is what the Bible says it is, not what Reddit thinks it should be.",
"I wish there was a way to filter shit like this, because I know what it's going to say before I click... But I HAVE TO CLICK",
"I am so late to this so no one will ever see. My favorite church signs I have seen were: \n\nBasic\nInformation\nBefore\nLeaving\nEarth.\n\nAnd\n\nJesus is coming. Look busy.\n\n\n",
"Especially if they buy their own ammo.",
"Yep, it's definitely better to be a Brit and not be able to defend yourself and your loved ones from stuff like the acid attacks as long as you have the peace of mind of not having access to a gun, even if you'd want protection.",
"With current immigration issues in the UK you may soon be wishing you had the option.",
"Jesus-cupping-balls will *someone* take the wheel already? \n",
"“Well, if we have to choose one or the other...”",
"But you see, Iv stopped violence with a gun befor. Just simple taking it out or flashing it is enofe to stop a violent situation without any harm.",
"And that's how you win a comment chain.",
"http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/855340-heresy",
">Oh shit he's on to me, time to switch topic and hope he doesn't notice!\n\nOh, good one! What, was calling me a thinky doo-doo head too complex?\n\nThe kindergarten insults are, coincidentally, part 2 or the siren call of the butthurt internet dweller that is just so damn upset that someone pointed out that he's argument is worthless. This really is my favourite part.",
"Kirby sucks people off...the ground that they are standing on ",
"But what he didn't know was that the other man was shooting blanks.",
"Also, gotta love a church that uses the same font for their name as The Room.",
"I have a gun for protection ",
"Both sets of men are probably \"active shooters\" if you get my drift...",
"Hey, I made a lot of poor choices in my life so here's a pic of me Meth free for 2 weeks Now since I got fired. Give me sympathy karma!",
"The Abrahamic God says homosexuality is an ABOMINATION. And... almost half the world believes in this God. So yeah, 1289467238623 religions but my God has had the most believers for centuries...\n\n",
"oh I thought that was a satirical sub for people who never go outside.",
"Lol. ",
"Firearms ",
"This really should be at the top",
"Uh, yeah. That's what it says in the Bible. Now if you don't want your tongue removed for blasphemy, I suggest you get back out of camp until you've become clean again. \n\nNow excuse me while I sacrifice this ram! ",
"Thankfully the church used the proper then/than word. Would be an entirely different type of reddit post.",
"how about there's nothing wrong with either?",
"...Rather 2 men holding each other guns",
"Protecting ourselves and our families with guns is the reason why us Americans don't have to live your \"simple English life\"",
"2 different carls",
"[Poverty has been shown to have a strong link to criminal behavior](http://economics.fundamentalfinance.com/povertycrime.php) by sociologists and criminologists for years. It has nothing to do with culture.",
"I can’t tell you how many of my friends who are into guns have been very supportive of those organizations. ",
"Such bullshit I'd rather see riots everyday then that",
"What if the men are holding hands that are holding gloves.",
"This comment thread was splendid rabbit hole without being, at any point, so awful that I had to step away. So thanks to all of you for the read. ",
"The worst case of 2 men holding hands would be getting murdered? Or perhaps watching many others get murder as they are powerless to stop it.\n\nNot saying that specifically gay people can't stop someone from killing people but any unarmed person is less likely to be able to stop an armed psychopath/criminal than an armed person would be. ",
"Thanks for the heartwarming post, /u/gangbangkang",
"I'd rather see two police officers than two gay men, especially when I'm alone, in a dark alley after midnight. ",
"I always like when Jesus takes me out for a nice ride and a fondle",
"People love to defend their second amendment and their right to protect themselves with the use of firearms.",
"I'd rather throw tomatoes at these godless sodomites.",
"Shotgun gay wedding?",
"hurr durr muh gun control",
"Whatever amount of incidents like that exists still doesn't make up for the thousands of deaths and 100K+ of firearm-related injuries other developed countries just don't have (and no, we're not using knives instead). Statistically speaking, you wouldn't have had a shooter in the first place.",
"What about 1 man duel wielding guns",
"What about two gays holding guns?",
"Why not both? Freedom is a binary thing, you either have it or you don't. ",
"Most states have rules against carrying where alcohol is being served, at least as a major part of the businesses revenue. ",
"...Jack Frost nipping at your toes",
"Because the Old Testament is a history of the Jewish people, not how you should live, nor how Jesus says you should live. The Old Testament is really a chronology of man’s failures more than anything else. Just because it’s said in the Bible, doesn’t mean it’s truthful and supported by God. You have to really look into the context of the situation in a lot of the really bad quotes you see. But yeah, the Old Testament is brutal, but that’s the point. It’s pre-redemption. \n\nEdit: By truth I mean what is considered true and good according to the New Testament, not that the Bible is lying or that Christians don’t believe part of the Bible. ",
"Is this the church of Tommy Wiseau?",
"Why not? People do that with the Bible constantly.",
"As a closet lgbt that's Christian, it's always my hope that the church could learn to accept people of all kinds with or without faith",
"Ian Gallagher?",
"This is in Tecoma, VIC, Australia",
"Because you missed meth Monday. /r/WeekendGunnit ",
"This is what I was hoping to find, thanks for not disappointing! ",
"Cops or military? I'd much rather see civilians carrying. Statistically less likely to kill me or my dog.",
"> as long as you have the peace of mind of not having access to a gun,\n\nMore like knowing that not every crazed idiot has access to a gun.",
"I love you\n",
"I'm trying to sleep.",
"Well I'm sold. Do I get a complementary hand-gun and a bible with my starter package?",
"A man with a gun can feed his family too. I guess we’ll just ignore that because it doesn’t promote a negative view to gun ownership. ",
"I recognized this and grew up in Tacoma, l knew it wasn't the same! Man I wish I could come back home. Grew up in Glen Waverly, but my horrible brothers had an expected bad time and so back to the states we went. I think my father and I are the only ones to have a good time and I often dream of visiting my aunt's Janet and Pam. My grandmother was a WW2 bride from Melbourne. I have photos if you want to see them. Such a great story those two. ",
"I was thinking the same thing. Anyone who refers to the \"Jewish elite controlling Hollywood\" or the \"synagogue of Satan\", doesn't matter if you're Christian or atheist to know what you're dealing with.",
"“How could that possibly be misconstrued?”",
"8454?\n\nIn 2013, there were 73,505 nonfatal firearm injuries (23.2 injuries per 100,000 U.S. citizens),[2][3] and 33,636 deaths due to \"injury by firearms\" (10.6 deaths per 100,000 U.S. citizens).[4] These deaths consisted of 11,208 homicides,[5] 21,175 suicides,[4] 505 deaths due to accidental or negligent discharge of a firearm, and 281 deaths due to firearms use with \"undetermined intent\".[4]",
"is that a serious question? if everything was set in stone, technology would never have progressed\n\nnothing would never have progressed\n\nthe bible, like every text ever written, is context-sensitive. the biology books written in the 80s are almost entirely irrelevant as anything but time capsules for what we knew back then. the same can be said for the old testament. morality, the human condition, society, everything was different back then. if you seriously think that the old testament is relevant to christianity in the same way as the revised new testament, then i'd love to hear your thoughts on the outdated laws regarding gay, black, and womens' rights in first-world countries.",
"Jesus fulfilled the Law. You don't have to not eat shellfish any longer. Homosexuality remains a sin.",
"I don't believe that you are qualified to speak for most christians. You will find that most of us aren't the vocal minority that people hear about. ",
"Don't take the truth! IT BURNSSSS.",
"what on earth",
"I can imagine two men holding hands. However, when I imagine guns I see them cradling them to keep the guns safe . ",
"56% of the world believe that when God said, \"If a man also lie with mankind, as he lieth with a woman, both of them have committed an abomination: they shall surely be put to death; their blood shall be upon them.\"\n\nI really care not what you say. You can have PC-culture, feminism, whatever... but my God reigns supreme and has been for over a millenia. The Father, the Son, and the male Holy Spirit, ah yes.. how lovely to have a patriarchal religion in a world of chaos. Good luck, goyim. Shalom.",
"But three men with guns is the best! \n\n\nhttps://media3.giphy.com/media/zcM8Ll7niuOvC/giphy.gif\n",
"Without trying to start a debate, do you feel teaching people how to use guns is a fair action to prevent more mass shootings? \n\nCould have misinterpreted the purpose but seems like a potential solution to prevent more mass shootings would be for more citizens to carry a weapon and be taught how to use it if you’re faced with that situation. I just find that fascinating for a lack of a better word. So outside of what I am used to. Australia was lucky in the fact that we were a very young country relative to others when we implemented our gun ban so was easy to eradicate a huge portion in a small amount amount of time. \n\nThe states seem to be much more complicated beast when it comes to the gun debate as its engrained so heavily in your society (stereotyping). I just find it so fascinating that a preventative measure would potentially be for citizens to carry more weapons to prevent a mass shooting. ",
"*insert I understood that reference gif here*",
"❄️",
"What, so I could shoot people based on their ethnicity? Race has nothing to do with the evil acts some people commit. They are, in their minds, fighting for an ideal. In reality, they are extremists with no bounds. It could be anyone from any culture though. ",
"not really saying a lot. \"2 men holding hands is better than 2 men shooting each other\" cool. i'd rather see a lot of horrible things before i saw 2 been murdering each other.",
"No, because you couldn’t attain divinity during Old Testament Times, you would have to be born Jewish and even then it’s iffy. There was no Bible, eternal life etc... to follow then. It hasn’t been updated, it’s merely interjected itself into a story of the Jewish people so to speak. It’s not handpicking to ignore rules from the Old Testament. Jesus literally says that these rules were never for the gentiles, and that they should not be followed. And yes, he did say he’s here to fulfill the Old Testament. I don’t want to be rude here, but if you don’t know what that mean then you need to read up a bit more before trying to make such a point. Fulfillment of the law is an extremely important part of the New Testament and the Old Testament. You have to actually really understand the laws and prophecies of the Old Testament to understand what it means. It’s a really complicated subject but there’s not a whole lot of debate in the christian church or from any who study the Bible even to disprove it that Jesus is essentially saying not to follow the laws because he is the law. ",
"Yeah, that church is acting like some kind of special interest lobbying faction, acting all moralist and preachy. Oh, wait..... ",
"hehe. almost posted this myself before i saw yours.",
"Australians don't have a stupid belief that 'God' gave them the 'right' to bear arms.",
"They only come out when trying to sleep.",
"They should be accepting of the people but not the sin.",
"Talk about a pay to win game!",
"*rolling dice*",
"That was collective prayer, giving everyone in the vicinity (even those not praying) 1 point of defense. Unfortunately, 1 point does not stop bullets.",
"Menzies Creek myself.",
"I think the most extreme thing that's ever happened in my town is a slightly fast police chase, so I've no concern about acid attacks or anything of the sort. I'm a pacifist anyway, violence solves absolutely nothing, never has never will. ",
"And play russian roulette...but with penises.",
"Is that an off brand Tacoma ",
"You know what, maybe it's best you in particular don't have a gun. You don't seem to have the mental reasoning needed for a basic understanding of defending yourself....",
"you have the right to bare hands",
"Yay so many Dandenongs ranges friends! Too bad I can't afford to buy a house in the area and live here forever. ",
"Aussies can’t even have guns, so this sign doesn’t make sense in relation to location. I don’t own a gun but I’d rather own one than hold a mans hands. Miss me wit dat gay sht.",
"Are you on drugs?",
"https://www.gotquestions.org/different-types-of-fabric.html",
"Why don't you give some context about what duties a man had to his wife.\n\nEphesians 5:25 \"Husbands, continue loving your wives, just as Christ also loved the congregation and gave himself up for it\" \n\nEphesians 5:28 \" In the same way husbands should love their wives as their own bodies. A man who loves his wife loves himself,\" \n\nHusbands are expected to love their wives so much that they will gladly die for them. If the only job women have to do is obey their husband while the husband is expected to gladly die for her then I say that is a pretty good deal for the woman. Especially during a time period when barbarians or Romans may try and come to sexually harass her. \n\nAlso you ignored what came before and after that verse and what that chapter was about. The chapter was about how Christian women should be modest in dress and temperant. Also due to the differences between Hebrew and English, many Biblical scholars have come to the conclusion that 2:11-12 is referring to a woman remaining calm. Which is a good trait for both men and women. \n\nIt is amazing how twisted you can turn a beautiful verse when you take it out of context. ",
"not to be *that guy* but the book was written over 1900 years ago, morality is defined by the society, and societies change. If you look at literally any society from back then it’s going to seem immoral and barbaric compared to the civilized world today. It’s *really* not a fair comparison to take something that was clearly written as a societal norm and go “see! See! This book condones rape!” It’s just anti-theist and edgy. ",
"Why are you qualified to speak for more Christians, but /u/HumanKapital_ isn't?",
"Can I just say I actually live near this church. Once had a party in the church hall out the back there was heaps of weed. Yep. Story is done.\n\nAlso, this is in Australia...just pointing it out.",
"Small arms dealers.",
"how about holding a beer",
"*you're\n\nThe Old Testament doesn't stop us from doing many of the things it mentioned. Homosexuality is still a sin, though.",
"I'll have none of that lewdness on my shooting range!",
"I mean, would you prefer seeing two men holding GUNS? ",
"You don’t wanna see us hold this? 💪🏻💪🏻",
"I’m so embarrassed.",
"I know what this means, but as a proud gun owner, I'm offended.",
"I bet more than one \"handholder\" at Pulse wishes they'd been packing heat in June '16... \n",
"Leviticus 18:22 - Thou shalt not lie with mankind, as with womankind: it an abomination",
"I'd rather see 2 men holding hands THEN 2 men holding guns",
"Better standard of living overall, what a pity for the nra",
"And the “hero” just so happens to be NRA, don’t worry about those 26 dead over there! ",
"*then",
"the first 5 days after the weekend are the hardest",
"new testament has strange rules people don't follow too\n\nAre you bound to a wife? Do not seek to be released. Are you released from a wife? Do not seek a wife. Corinthians 7:27 \n\nThe women are to keep silent in the churches; for they are not permitted to speak. Corinthians 14:34\n\nYou should not use outward aids to make yourselves beautiful, such as the way you fix your hair, or the jewelry you put on, or the dresses you wear. Peter 3:3\n\nI’m sending (the slave Onesimus) back to you… I wanted in the worst way to keep him here… But I didn’t want to do anything behind your back… Maybe it’s all for the best that you lost him for a while. You’re getting him back now for good—and no mere slave this time, but a true Christian brother! Philemon 1:12 \n\nSo if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. Matthew 5:29 \n\nAnd if your hand—even your stronger hand—causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. Matthew 5:30\n\nBut I say to you, Do not resist the evil man [who injures you]; but if anyone strikes you on the right jaw or cheek, turn to him the other one too. Matthew 5:39 \n\nWhoever marries a divorced woman commits adultery. Matthew 6:28-29 \n\n\nIf anyone comes to Me, and does not hate his own father and mother and wife and children and brothers and sisters… he cannot be My disciple. Luke 14:26 ",
"What about 2 men with hand guns holding hands 'cuz they're gay and thats okay",
"Enlightened people have moved beyond a god that ordered the genocide of entire tribes and allowed the rape of women.",
"True, you actually have a lot to learn from Europe :)",
"When was the last time you were in the UK, and where did you go?",
"\"And when you saw one pair of balls, that was when I was cupping you.\"",
"impressive. anti-second amendment and pro gay marriage all in one post. how centrist!",
"You realise that if people had guns, instead of acid attacks there would be mass shootings, right?",
"Instead they heard what happens at all the other places. Mass shootings look insane from the other side of the Atlantic Ocean",
"As someone who's in the middle, I'd rather see 2 men holding hands with guns in their other hands. ",
"Unless it's a call of duty game, I'd be pretty disappointed if it actually turned out to be a same sex hand holding simulator. At first I would be disappointed. ",
"So Genesis 3:16 is actually a super interesting verse. Out of context as you seem to have read it it makes no sense, but in context it is prophetical. So the context is that God is delivering CURSES to Adam and Eve after they sin in the garden. Man is cursed with having to toil in the heat and soil (farm) and maybe something else, and this verse is Eve’s curse. God is not saying this is how it should be, he’s saying how it will be due to their failure. Curses are placed upon both of them. Now, if you want to disagree on God punishing Adam and Eve after he created them, go ahead, but it’s not fair to put that verse out there out of context and say it’s commanding men to rule over women. As for the other verse, some might say that it’s just an Old Testament Jewish law and shouldn’t be given any weight in today’s view of how you should act due to the connections between the Old Testament and New Testament and the fulfillment of the law. Not a great defense, but some hold it. The other, more common understanding of the verse in context is that she was not punished for merely having sex, in other parts of the OT they actually say that that’s not something you would get stoned for. In Exodus 22:16 they actually put the burden on the man, not the woman and the woman is not punished. But anyway, the reason she was killed was because she was not honest with her husband before they got married. Marriage and honesty were two very important things during that time. Men were also killed for lying in sacred situations in the Old Testament. Once gain, if you want to argue that God shouldn’t be commanding people to die, go ahead, but this verse once again is different in context. ",
"Tried to find a stock image of this. Couldn't. Now I'm sad.",
"I'm in a town where nothing happens, in a country that frowns upon guns. Where I'm from you don't need guns to defend yourself. Just sharp words and authority. ",
"naaaah",
"That's illegal in Washington state.",
"Sure thing bub. ",
"What I'd they're cops? ",
"They’re both shit",
"The church should connect people, strengthening communities, inclusive even to people that aren't Christian in any way. then connect those that are willing in faith. But some people think the church should be an exclusive club that polices and excludes people, and that's what it is. That's why I'm closeted and will probably stay that way until I leave my community behind. ",
"Nah, no guns. He without sin, cast the first stone but this is not an excuse to promote blasphemy like this church. Punishment after death is much more severe.",
"The pink pistols have been around for a long time. Not sure if that who you are referring to but they are probably the most well known.",
"So we decrease that to only one? And what if they wanna hurt the other three? Criminals don't follow laws, you know.",
"Dude....reality... ",
"So if your eye—even your good eye—causes you to lust, gouge it out and throw it away. Matthew 5:29 \n\nAnd if your hand—even your stronger hand—causes you to sin, cut it off and throw it away. Matthew 5:30\n\nBut I say to you, Do not resist the evil man [who injures you]; but if anyone strikes you on the right jaw or cheek, turn to him the other one too. Matthew 5:39\n\nYou should not use outward aids to make yourselves beautiful, such as the way you fix your hair, or the jewelry you put on, or the dresses you wear. Peter 3:3\n\nI don't think the above ones need any explanation, it's pretty obvious what they mean. As for the others, I would look at gotquestions. I can't be bothered to link all the articles but here's one of them: https://www.gotquestions.org/women-silent-church.html",
"They misspelled Tacoma. And Tacoma is in WA State, and people here are more accepting of gay people than gun people. So is this church here? ",
"Ugh, people read the Bible at least in its original language all the time. You can find commentaries focused on referencing the original text and syntax and many pastors learn Greek in order to use it in their sermon. ",
"@ r/guns ",
"says the LAPD that lost 10 ppl to 2 homo sexuals...",
"They don't quote those parts of the bible, why would they quote those parts of the quran?",
"But you never hear from the people who were killed with their own guns. Suicide and spousal murder are much more common than defensive gun use.",
">\"Let your women keep silence in the churches: for it is not permitted unto them to speak; but they are commanded to be under obedience, as also saith the law. And if they will learn any thing, let them ask their husbands at home: for it is a shame for women to speak in the church.\" (I Corinthians 14:34-35)\n\nThey don't specifically say that women are worth half of a man but they definitely imply that women are worth less.\n\n>\"Wives, submit yourselves unto your own husbands, as unto the Lord. For the husband is the head of the wife, even as Christ is the head of the church: and he is the saviour of the body. Therefore as the church is subject unto Christ, so let the wives be to their own husbands in everything.\" (Ephesians 5:22-24)\n\nPassages saying that women are inferior to men are everywhere.\n\n>\"But I would have you know, that the head of every man is Christ; and the head of the woman is the man; and the head of Christ is God.\" (I Corinthians 11:3)\n\nIt's near constant.\n\n>\"For the man is not of the woman; but the woman of the man. Neither was the man created for the woman; but the woman for the man.\" (I Corinthians 11:8-9)\n",
"There's a difference between acceptance and approval. \n\nBesides, nowadays people are labeled as bigots just for not approving of certain lifestyles, even if they accept and respect others' rights. It's pretty absurd to insinuate that Jesus is liberal by today's standards, because he'd get crucified again by the media for even suggesting that alternative lifestyles should be avoided. He would probably get called a Nazi.",
"I think we all would. ",
"US citizen here, I'm in absolute disarray 24/7. I'm in total fear of my life at all times. When will we get help?!?!?",
"1 Corinthians 11:2 is describing the family unit of basically all mammalian species (excluding hyenas) in a time period where protection from physical threats (i.e animal predators or human predators) was determined by how strong and fast you are it makes sense that society developed into a patriarchy. If you have a problem with that, take it up with God and basic mammalian biology. \n\n1 Corinthians 11:7 refers to how women were created from the rib of man (Adam and Eve) and that once married man and woman become as one. The verses following it reaffirm that a married man and woman are but one flesh and in the eyes of God are as one. \n\nTechnically the fall of man was the fault of the Devil since he tempted Eve in eating the forbidden fruit and remember what the Bible has repeated time and time again a married man and woman are seen as one in the eyes of God. Just like how the word mankind refers to all humans regardless of sex. Role in the family unit is different than spiritual value. In spiritual value Men and Women are equal, though they were not created with equal physical abilities. ",
" But I can't but I can't when you all have \nGUNS FOR HANDS",
"So... did the bakery stop being good or is it not there anymore?\n\nYou can’t just drop a bombshell like that and not follow through!",
"There’s also a ton of charities run by baptists... I’m not republican, but many believe that while he government shouldn’t be helping, it’s actually their call to do so and hey go out of their way to get involved in charity etc... There also the people who run more towards the WBC train of thought which is very bad. ",
"Right. All people that hold guns kill people. /s",
"Hoplophobic.",
"Sometimes you get the rumblies in your tumbly that only hands can satisfy...",
"Unffff don’t stop.",
"What about a couple of men holding their hands and guns in the other hands",
"Toilet trips would be a lot more interesting.",
"This is a pandering church. I wouldn't step inside. \n\n\nThis is why Catholicism is the best. You have uniformity and none of this rubbish. ",
"Examine your own ideology. I'm guessing you wouldn't say \"But what about Islam?\" in response to a critique on Christianity the way you go after Christianity at the mention of Islam.",
"It may still be good. I just haven't been there in ~7 years. \nMy ex lived in a neighbouring suburb, and sometimes, when I went to visit, we'd get lunch there. \n",
"How about both? Let gays marry and guys like me shoot our guns. Leave people alone. ",
"This church doesn't even know its' own religion.",
"http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/855340-heresy\n\nAlso do they forget Luke 22:36 \"Then he said to them: \"But no2 l3t the one who has a money bag take it, likewise a good pouch, and let the one who has no sword sell his outer garment and buy one\". Though carry a sword is pretty cool the Moser equilviant for self-defense is a handgun.",
"Absolutely. You are responsible for your own safety, and the police have no duty to protect you. The supreme court has ruled on this a few times. The police cannot be everywhere and the response can be quite long depending on where you live.\n\nI'm not saying that you should carry a gun if you aren't comfortable with it, but if you do decide to do it you should get some training in the use of it defensively and them shoot regularly, once a month at least, to keep your skills fresh. It can be an enjoyable hobby that could save your life.",
"God loves gays, cause they are always down to turn the other cheeks.",
"It’s an economic and social problem, has really nothing to do with race itself. If you group people together and force most of them into lower economic areas, bad schools, and some racism down south, you create issues. It creates a culture as well, reinforcing the idea that X is tied to Y. You see this in any area regardless of race, white people just have always been on the top in the US and never really forced into those situations. ",
"Judge not lest ye be judged.",
"Except they’re not supposed to hate homos or anyone ",
"i didn't know neutralized sex was gay. He might actually be a bi for all we know, or none at all.",
"We aren’t Australian. We are American. We have an entirely different history and culture than Australians, and a shit ton of guns. And thank God we do.",
"Dammit, Jim... I'm a paper salesman, not an accurate television quote master!",
"Yes, Jesus preaching to avoid adultery, to be humble, and to abstain from the pleasures of life is just sooo extreme liberal these days. Is this satire lmao?",
"Yeah I hate living in a country, which is considerably safer and friendlier because of the absence of every other moron having an item , where it's only function is to kill things with. Guns make your stupid AF country more dangerous, and while there are things I don't like in the UK. I will always be proud of the fact, that guns are not used, and are not accessible. ",
"It implies killing is acceptable.",
"Yeah, I’d rather not have school shootings every other week either. Or cops who shoot people every other week (because who knows when the next traffic stop is an armed idiot)\n\nYou guys don’t need guns to protect your families. You need them to enable the power fantasies of protecting your family with a gun.",
"No, you see. It's different because of the way he said it.",
"Religion tends to have fairly liberal ideas, baffles me that bible bashing americans don't see the contradiction.",
"Why is r/pics always so political?",
"Peter carried a sword.",
"I thought the church part made that obvious.",
"I thought Australia banned guns",
"So you'd prefer to hold your boyfriend's hand rather than a gun when your house gets invaded?",
"The Pulse nightclub shooting was illegal. Got it.",
"Thanks for the reply. It might have been a sleepless night for me otherwise...",
"So they're saying seeing two serial killers is just slightly worse than seeing a gay couple?",
"Rather than guns, why didn't they say \"two men holding arms\"?",
"Not necessarily, depends on how strict the checks are. That said in the U.K. we don’t have the problem of many illegal guns crossing the border from Mexico and South America so we don’t have the issue of people being able to illegally purchase a firearm relatively easily. \n\nIt means we don’t need to have legalised ownership of guns for many to feel secure but that doesn’t mean it’s a bad idea in America. ",
"I'm picturing a glockenspiel and a male chicken",
"What about 2 men holding each others' guns?",
"Why not a gay couple protecting their marijuana plants with guns?",
"what if the 2 guys holding hands are a father and his little boy?",
"I'm here for the circle jerk.",
"I think you're thinking about that other religion, you know the one that's more familiar with dismemberment, stoning, beheading, throwing gays off roofs",
"Why not both ???\n\n",
"To be fair, Judas kissed Jesus",
"Not sure if anyone else knows this, but they nerffed the \"dual prayer\"... It now has 0 effect against incoming damage, but now it also makes you look like a 6 foot tall vagina. \n\n",
"Yeah, I prefer the European way of ramming down crowds of people with trucks instead.",
"Including taking each others cocks back.",
"Well, I hear about those stories all the time. All the time. Way more often than successful gun self defense stories. \nI have no doubt whatsoever that neither me nor my spouse will be killing each other with the gun. Or anything else. And if I wanted to commit suicide, there are about 100 different ways I could do that without a gun. There has never been a person determined to kill themselves who sufdenly change their mind when they realize there isn't a gun in the home.",
"Inaccurate translation: \"we grudgingly accept your homosexuality, but only under threat of mass murder.\"",
"NOPE, Australia banned Automatic weapons.",
"There has to be a subreddit just for funny church signs, right?",
"I'd rather we leave the church out those men's god damned business. \nLet em hold hands and hold guns. ",
"> guns for hands\n\nHands for guns.\n\n \n👉😎👉 Zoop",
"sweeeeet",
"r/cringeanarchy",
"But according to their religion so is homosexuality. What's your point?",
"Let´s celebrate burning some witches!",
"There is something completely charming about your comment. It made my day :)",
"nope, Tecoma, Melbourne Australia",
"Omg I HAD to sub it immediately.",
"I’m sorry I hurt your feelings",
"Thanks Nietzsche. That has nothing to do with what I said.",
"Like a less advanced version of [this](https://youtu.be/5TVR67ApSXY)?",
"What about being murdered?",
"Hopefully they aren't visited by some leftist again. Personaly I much prefer to see another church goer with a gun.",
"No! I most certainly would rather see the latter.",
"How pretentious.",
"Pics has always been the worst of the popular subreddits. Maybe 30% of the submissions here actually have an interesting picture behind them, and if you look at the top posts, that number drops to like 10%.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Great name for a gay gun range or a bear gay club.",
"Guess the Church forgot the disciples carried swords",
"Its not the culture, I’d say. its the circumstances of poverty, racism and ghettos. Wherever there is poverty in the close vicinity to wealth there will be crime.",
"This is an Australian sign.",
"Gays good, cops bad!",
"What if I told you that you could have both",
"There are more poor whites in America than there are poor blacks, yet 13% of the population commits over half of all murders.\n\nEdit: downvote more and it will go away cowards, I see you can't respond to that fact.",
"Whips. Once. Like seriously he fought once. If he ever fought anyone or anything at all. If he existed the way the Biblical fairytales describe him.\n\nThats huge ifs.",
"You see Ivan, if you harass rifle like me you will never shoot the inaccurate, for rifle will be afraid to miss.",
"Where did they get those hands",
"Please... Please stop in and find out. ",
"> Bears bearing bear arms.\n\nBears baring bear/bare arms.\n\nchrist are yall dumb",
"Clinton said she wanted \"European style\" gun laws. ",
"Stroking the shaft..",
"Clearly your feelings are all you have. What a cop out.",
"Propaganda ",
"> Besides, nowadays people are labeled as bigots just for not approving of certain lifestyles\n\nMy pronouns! You have to use them or you are a bigot!\n",
"Dumb af\nIMO",
"Sure, I mean, all I need to do is lock myself in the bathroom with him and call the police. Response times are great here and the odds of the guy breaking in having a gun? Negligible. ",
"I believe this Tecoma is a small hill side town on the outskirts of Melbourne, Australia. I live on the other side of this mountain.",
"I hate to break it to you but the Quran is not a different book. It has the same stories as the Bible. The Quran is the teachings of the Bible as passed on by Muhammad. \nAlso, the heyBible (both testaments) are told in a mostly chronological order, where as the Quran is ordered by length of verse. \nAnd no you can’t “totally” read the originals of the old and new testaments seeing as you can’t pin point which one would be considered the original. The shot had been translated so many times between conquering empires over centuries (also considering Christianity wasn’t even a religion until centuries after the dude they worship supposedly died). \nAlso there is a website where you can check out what is considered an original version translated several times for different current versions of these books. You can see where the translations changed based on who published or translated it as well as how it varies region to region. \n\nAnd since I’m on this tangent: what it boils down to for me is that I don’t trust anything that’s been translated and interpreted so many times it can basically say or mean anything you wanted it to. \n\nDon’t put me down because you don’t believe what I have to say. Just read it, disagree in your head, and move the fuck on. ",
"Amen brother ",
"I hate that holding hands has fallen out of popularity. It's something you only do with someone you intend to have sex with now. What a shame. ",
"A man with a gun can kill a family too. I guess we'll just ignore that because it doesn't promote a positive view to gun ownership.",
"I'd rather see two men holding pints",
"Seems like common sense to the most of us, but sadly there are still people that think otherwise...",
"Spoons, bango, and a harmonica, all at the range.",
"YOLO",
"Is this Tecoma in Melbourne?!",
"Or buying Vanilla ice cream .",
"Bareback, Beating-off, Battlestar Galactica. ",
"Seriously, how can “civilian hero gunman saving the day” still be the a leading narrative to defend barely regulated gun ownership?\n\nThere are hundreds of shootings in the US each year with multiple deaths involved. \n\nEven IF a civilian gunman would step in, it would only be after a number of deaths. How is that a trade-off for an amendment that is utterly outdated?\n\nAustralia managed to decrease gun deaths and gun ownership. \n\nJapan is a role model concerning homicides, nay crime rates in general.\n\nAnd even Germany, with like fourth highest numbers of weapons per capita pulls it off with better regulation.\n\nI think America could do it, too.",
"Soo... yourd rather the church pander to catholics instead?",
"What is the point of this sign other than probably trying to be political?",
"I don't see what's wrong with guns, they're a fun hobby in the hands of sane people. ",
"Sure, [best sign.](https://i.imgur.com/hRC1gm5.jpg)",
"That's what slings and holsters are for duh.. ",
"i dont get it........... help?",
"Since I got into The Room, I'm noticing that font everywhere now.",
"what is it?\nlegit cant figure out...",
"What's with the counter? Does the local priest change the numbers? Some math depending on the number of church-goers for the hands, and number of confessions for the guns?\n\n\nIf so, it seems like a balanced community.",
"How'd that end up for him?",
"There would still be knifes and I don't want to get in a knife fight.",
"I'd fucking hope so. ",
"“He who lives by the sword dies by the sword.” Matthew 26:52",
"Something something gay bears",
"You being wrong doesn't hurt my feelings.",
"Why can't you accept both? I have no problem with same sex marriage and will actively fight to allow such marriages. I also own weapons. \n\nThis comes across as: \"I will love cheddar cheese but canned tuna is unacceptable.\"",
"Humnnn.... Must be the first time that sex is considered less harmful than violence.",
"Not as active usually means better in terms of subreddits. It's a shame because that means anything good enough to become popular turns to shit. ",
"\"And Jesus said to them, 'But now, whoever has a money belt is to take it along, likewise also a bag, and whoever has no sword is to sell his coat and buy one.'\"\r\nLuke 22:36\r",
"Is this satire?",
"No. I'd rather the church pander to God.",
"Mine was people spooning and figuring the best positions in which to both be the big spoon and not get dead arm. Also they’re doing this aggressively, which is why I’m giggling.",
"Some of their other controversial signs\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/E09zA\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/IppFV",
"Loook something like a Universal or Unitarian \"church\" which is very different than traditional religious churches.",
"Speak for yourself !!! Not me !!! Hail satan",
"I think many LGBT people realized that there were insane people out there who would want to harm them simply because of their sexual orientation. And depending on where you live, police response can be from 5 minutes to an hour. Even with the police, they don’t have a legal obligation to protect you.\n\nMaybe it’s because America is a more individualistic society, but my theory is that the new LGBT gun owners took it upon themselves to legally obtain tools to defend themselves with, and to learn and train the necessary skills. Which in my opinion, is great! I fully support anyone’s right to defend themselves, regardless of their race or sexual orientation.",
"Non-committal, too. Holding hands doesn't automatically mean gay anyway.",
"It is. I know someone that goes there",
"What about 2 gays guys with guns?",
"I live 1000km away.... if I ever have reason to go back to Victoria, I might just do that.\nWho knows, I might even run ~~over~~ into the ex.",
"woah that's my town! I will let them know reddit appreciates this so much!",
"I live next to this town! I’ve been trawling for comments confirming this is “our” tecoma ",
"Why? Are guns inherently evil?",
"I don't think it's possible to be big spoon and not have one's arm fall asleep. Little spoon has it good.",
"Sounds like freedom to get shot.",
"Though sometimes, it's used to say \"get out\" whenever someone made a pun. ",
"I'd rather not see both",
"He was only recorded using whips once. Jesus was prolly a big whip kinda guy behind the scenes ",
"In general, sure, but if you're holding your gun in your hands in church, something's gone wrong. \n\nAt the very least, it's a literal shotgun wedding ;) .",
"Thanks for the reply :) ",
"shamefull😟",
"The best simulation you're always playing.",
"Makes a lot of sense! Thanks for the reply! :)",
"That only works if your prayer level is high enough ",
"You know what the Bible says, a hand for a hand leads to no more jerking off",
"I’d rather see two men holding hands and their guns defending their right to hold hands.",
"No, U\n\nBig boy",
"It's a sub where you pretend reality is a game. It creates some funny dynamics and explanations. Seeing animal tier lists and \"game meta\" being explained can be hilarious. It's more light-hearted fun than actual delusional escapism. ",
"But where did they get the hands? What happened to the bodies the hands were attached to? Why are the two men holding severed hands? What kind of demented church is this? I need answers. Right now. ",
"Nah that's astroboy",
"Better if two guys hold hands than two guys holding arms. ",
"Right? I personally have nothing better to do than scour the internet with the hope I can correct someone on a grammatical error. Looks like this post is another bust. :(",
"Because fuck self protection ",
"cute",
"2nd amendment intensifies ",
"What do you mean pretend?",
"Because conservatives don’t do the same?",
"[Vash x Knives 4ever](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yji3dhfDIzI&feature=youtu.be&t=1931)",
"Less murdered.\n\nI'd rather be safer from gun violence and working on my pretentiousness problem, than be more at risk from gun violence and equally pretentious.",
"I wouldn't go to church there. ",
"Heres me with my nan, she's old!",
"Are you a Donald Trump fan?\n\nNo?\n\nMaybe you should never voice any concerns about him and leave the US if you don't like it.\n\nWhat's that? Your own logic sucks now? Yeah I thought so.",
"aaaaannndddd it's gone.",
"Catchy line but makes no sense. The connection between these two are about as strong as rather seeing a Mars expedition than a trashpanda's teeth up close.\n\nLike what one has to do with the other?",
"a country and a private companies platform are two vastly different things ",
"Tecoma? I work across the road!",
"What? You can't see the beautiful photographic value of this picture?\n\nI am 100% sure that the OP submitted this for its photographic value and this isn't just \"here are some words I like\". Because the latter would have absolutely no place in this subreddit and there's no way that would be so highly upvoted here.",
"What if the men holding guns are there specifically to harm the men holding hands?",
"Found the Trump supporter.",
"Goddammit, I'm trying to sleep! ",
"What about 2 girls holding 1 cup.\n\n",
"While gainfully employed by The State as a member of their defence force, right? Right?\n\nBecause what would he be protecting his freedom from otherwise? There's certainly little evidence that it would help in another scenario…",
"That's the sound his hand makes.",
"A post getting upvoted = hijacked? Get over it. ",
"wew lad, you get it all out?",
"that’s probably for the best let’s be real",
"HAHA BROWN PEOPLE ARE EVIL /s",
"Do the terms of service say \"don't like it, then leave\"? \n\nAre you the owner or do you have any sort of authority on this platform?\n\nOr are you just some person expressing an opinion - just like the person you replied to?\n\nI know logic is hard sometimes, but it can keep a persom from looking foolish so I suggest using it if possible.",
"Way to bring politics into religion lol",
"Over 18,000 women have been shot and killed by their significant other in the last 15 years. They probably didn't think their husbands would be their murderer either. https://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/10/09/men-killing-women-domesti_n_5927140.html\n\nMerely owning a gun increases your mortality rate. You are more likely to die earlier if there is a gun in your home. And yes, that does include suicide. All it takes is one bad day, being a little drunk, or high, or upset, or angry, or foolish, or whatever to make a single mistake with a gun. http://www.nejm.org/doi/full/10.1056/NEJM199310073291506\n\nOver *half* of all supposed defensive gun uses, when put to a panel of judges, were deemed to be *illegal*. https://www.researchgate.net/publication/12183892_Gun_use_in_the_United_States_results_from_two_national_surveys This research paper includes one of my personal favorite defensive gun uses of all time:\n\nA 58 year old male was inside his home at 2\npm. “I was watching a movie and [an\nacquaintance] interrupted me. I yelled that I\nwas going to shoot him and he ran to his\ncar”. The respondent said his acquaintance\nwas committing a verbal assault. The\nrespondent’s gun, a .44 Magnum, was\nlocated “in my holster on me”.",
"What, so gay people can't use gats? Pretty racist, if you ask me.",
"if you don’t like the product take your business elsewhere m8",
"SHAKIRA NO GO ZOOOOONES",
"Yep I'm so triggered I'm gonna take a shitty picture of some words that I like and post it so people can upvote it and validate my opinion and thus my existence.",
"Sooo knifes are better?",
"But I can't but I can't cuz you all have guns for hands!",
"Fantasy land, people are never going to give up their guns \nas long as a solar flare or a nuclear bomb can cripple society to where government would be helpless and we would all have to fend for ourselves,\nGuns are a tool that put us on top of the food chain, and I would not want to be without one. \n",
"Amen",
"This reads like a lot of meth induced rambling to me, but do go on; it is amusing.\n\nWhat else would you like to share with all your Reddit friends?",
"Or the men holding guns will kill the men holding hands, because that's what guns are designed to do and what men holding guns feel empowered to do ?\n\n",
"You know how some people mix up than and then? Yeah. That would’ve been funny.",
"You're gonna give someone a raging boner, stop it",
"Zhen fire zeh missiles! ",
"Exactly. So why do people feel the need to be validated for having it and feel the need to let everyone know that they have it? It's pathetic.",
"I'm sorry you're so paranoid. I'll stick to locking the front door and leaving it at that because I live in the mostly peaceful, mostly gun free society that is Australia. I've literally never had any desire and want to own a gun and find it bizarre and a bit sad that America is so fucked you've had to take up arms to protect yourself because these things are an actual threat to you. I'd take not needing to protect myself over having to protect myself with a gun every single day of every single week. Fuck it, if I really need it I got a baseball bat and it'd be the intruder with a knife vs me with a bat. I'd have the reach advantage",
"So you've never voiced any concern at any private establishment ever? Never asked for a different piece of chicken if yours was burned? Nothing? You just leave and never let anyone know what was wrong? Seems stupid.",
"We turned out hands to guns tradin' our thumbs for ammunition. I must forewarn you, of my disorder, of my condition cuz when the sun sets, it upsets what's left of my invested interest interested in putting my fingers to my head.",
"But 1 man holding a gun against the 2 holding hands would be ok???",
"cool! figured it was something like that but couldnt quite figure out, which is no suprise since i cant figure out real life either. thanks!",
"Do I detect a Calvin & Hobbes reference??",
"That’s not really this sub anymore. More like r/mostbeautiful",
"Support the NRA, everyone! You may not like some of what the organization does, but it keeps the gun haters away!",
"So the 'over sexed, over paid, and over here' worked or for some! Who knew ;) \n\nI remember my grandfather saying that about the seppos from war time, couldn't help myself. That and he'd say how jealous they were of the rations the yanks got, at the front. \n\nHearts from Sydney, your brothers are mad!! And i love that the relloes here are Janet and Pam. Freaking awesome. If only there were a Bruce in the family my life (well, day) would be complete. ",
"Does it matter?",
"shut up cosmo ",
"They say it like both are bad but one isn’t as bad as the other",
"\"We're not christians\"",
"I don't hold my gun it's on my hip till it's needed.",
"neither of these actions are inherently bad at all",
"America: IT'S IN THE CONSTITUTION 🤪🤪",
"He just seems like a really nice guy though, so I was assuming the minimum amount he could possibly care was quite a bit.",
"I would prefer two men holding hands, each with a gun in a holster.",
"\"won't\"\n\n\"morning\"\n\n\"piece\"\n\n\"doesn't\"\n\n\"yourself.\"\n\n\"you\"\n\n\"because\"\n\n\"service\"\n\nI hope this has enlightened you somewhat.\n\nAlso, I was not invested in the democrats.\n\nWhat else would you like to get off your chest, sir?\n",
"Holding \"their\" guns",
"He used an exclamation point though!",
"Gay",
"( o Y o )",
">meth\n\nI was gonna say oxy or hydro but that works too.\n\nSource: me when I was on ungodly amounts of opiods.",
"https://youtu.be/CkV8kDWPoUs",
"That's ridiculous. Right and wrong doesn't need to be reinforced - it's just right or wrong. Only people with fragile minds need reinforcement of THEIR ideas, the ideas themselves are either right or wrong.\n\nThis is no more reinforcement of right or wrong than someone saying \"I don't think killing people is acceptable in today's society\" after a murder. Saying it does absolutely nothing.",
"A old mate here in Australia told me 15 years ago Americans like to hold a 1911 in one hand and their Cock in the other, I borrowed his Colt Gold Cup 1911 and shot it on the range and it felt good-",
"The key word is DISARMING. That means taking current guns away from current gun owners. She said no such thing in presidential debates.\n\nBTW, most Americans in all parts of the country want better gun laws.",
"The men they took the hands from would have bare arms. ",
"Do they mean rifles, or do they mean guns?\n\n(One is for fighting, one is for fun.) \n",
"Why not both?",
"Most crazy thing to happen in my town is kids getting arrested for bringing drugs back from out of town. We have small towns too its not all the wild west.",
"Underrated comment",
"What have I been L -Y-I-N-G about, kind sir?",
"r/handholding",
"I like both tho, guns are fun.",
"Americans man. ",
"I’d rather to see two men holding hands and each holding a gun in their other hand.",
"Yeah, just look at all the gun crime in Europe!\n\n.... Oh",
"I mean, your information is 7 years old. You still don't know what it's like now",
"I just want to smoke weed and carry my gun at my gay friends’ wedding.",
"Doesn't this only imply that they believe that homosexuality is better than violence?\n\nI mean it's a start but...",
"Remember that chick with a gun for a leg?",
"I think he was onto something there. After all, he was a carpenter and he got nailed to a cross. ",
"> Which tends to be 90% of all cases.\n\nIf you're going to make up numbers, why not go for the full 100?",
"YEAH BUT I WANT TO SHOOT PEOPLE",
"Selby girl here. The super witty person who writes the Church sign in Belgrave South has also never failed to cheer me up. ",
"That too would be nice.",
"In your scenario there would be an acid attack promptly followed by a shooting.\n\nWhat's the improvement?",
"That’s nice. Hope it works out for you people(it never has and never will)",
"A horse got loose once. The police were called. It was like an 80's comedy sketch.",
"I did specify targets. However when you live in a rural area where police response is pretty long my .40 or 12ga will get the job done. To that I say let my married gay neighbors own guns and smoke all the weed they want. Enjoy being a victim because I won't be",
"What immigration issues? Is the presence of brown people an issue?",
"No.\n\nBut thanks for the advice.",
"Bears barely bearing bare bear arms.\nI'd carry on but lost my bearings.",
"Y’all have some shit to sort out. Your worship of machines would make 40K blush. ",
"> Then we would be just like Europe.\n\nOh no?",
"if i recall correctly she was a big \"fuck you\" to Harvey Weinstein.",
"TIL Black Americans aren't real Americans",
">\tposts in TD and whines about virtue signaling\n\nIf irony were a food you could feed the entire planet. ",
"It's crazy that a church not being hateful towards gay people is surprising.",
"\"If Jesus had a gun he'd still be alive\"\n\n-Gandhi",
"Well, to be fair, I think we had only a single school shooting before people were prohibited from carrying guns at schools.",
"I'd rather see two men holding two hands holding guns.",
"Maybe you should customise your front page. It's not difficult.",
"Now this is podracing.",
"Don't you have the new VR glasses for /r/outside? ",
"See my [other comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txiot/best_church_sign_of_the_week/dtggof6/) for examples of the bible's view of a woman's worth. ",
"when the terrorist is going to shoot the children i will run over and hold his hand.",
"A man with a knife can kill his family more easily.",
"Why not both? Nothing wrong with having or holding a gun.",
"In general, bringing guns into an environment of drugs and alcohol is not a great idea",
"The only thing that stops a bad professional red rover player is a good professional red rover player. ",
"I'd say the two aren't mutually exclusive.",
"This is America, both are ok here. ",
"Pretty sure it is.",
"What if I hold arms with a guy? Is that ok?",
"> but it’s not fair to put that verse out there out of context and say it’s commanding men to rule over women.\n\nIt's not fair to interpret a biblical verse?",
"This is a joke from Wil Anderson.",
"None of those things apply to me whatsoever. I only live with my hisband, he would be the only person who knew where the gun was locked up. He is the most incredible person on earth, he would lay down and die in an instant and would never hurt me. Threat neutralized. Not to mention if he wanted to, he could kill me with his bare hands because he is WAY faster and stronger than me.\n\nI would never use a gun unjustifiably. Ever. My husband and I are compassionate and intelligent people. Those stats apply to unstable and/or unwise people. We aren't that. We are getting a gun this week and it will never, ever be a danger to us. But could definitely save our lives if someone breaks into our home. Which by the way, just happened about a year ago when I was home alone. Luckily the crazed maniac didn't get in because at 105 pounds, I would have been utterly defensless. That experience made me so dang thankful I live in a country that allows me self preservation.",
"The most conservative estimate puts the number of defensive gun uses(68k) at over twice the number of gun deaths(32k) in America.\n\nHowever, the more reputable ones put DGUs in the millions.",
"They should just mind their own business altogether",
"You mean worst church sign. This is the same church whose holy text says to kill a man who lays with another man as he would with a woman. So, they are only putting that text on their sign because it's convenient today, even though it violates their most holy text. \n\nAlso, open displays of homosexuality are simply detestable and vile.",
"2+2 is 4 minus 1 is 3. Quick maths tells me that 3 men is the ideal situation?",
"There was a Dr Who series in the 1970s where shop dummies with gun hands came to life, terorising the local population.",
"Cause everyone that holds a gun in a murderer.\n\n\n...despite the fact that 99.9999999% of firearms owners are highly responsible and treat the firearm with the utmost respect.\n\nAs a side note, two dudes holding hands is fine with me. Each person should pursue their own happiness. ",
"Or, redefining \"hands\" to mean \"dicks.\"",
"What good came out of all those denominations from protestant church? Nothing - including this sign.",
"No. The terrorism however is.",
"This church hates law enforcement? Wow.\n\nGuess when you don't pay taxes, you can say what you want. ",
"I think the point of the message was rather have 2 men in love than 2 men facing off against each other. But take it however you want. Have a wonderful day everyone. ",
"When in Rome",
"> I'd take not needing to protect myself over having to protect myself with a gun every single day of every single week. \n\nWell then you're good because that's an extreme situation that never happens. Guns are for protecting yourself when shit hits the fan, not every day. \n",
"But also, \"Happy shall he be, that taketh and dasheth thy little ones against the stones.\"",
"I realise what you are trying to say but I honestly rather give someone my wallet than shooting/killing them over such a worthless thing. At most I have 500 euros in that wallet and there's no way in hell that such a small amount of paper is worth dying/killing for. Property can be replaced, lives can't.",
"Except that it directly contradicts the bible. The old testament law directly says a man laying with a man is an abomination and also directly supports war on neighboring tribes...so. Ok\n",
"Final fantasy 7 remake is looking good.",
"\"We're a church that endorses homosexuals\" -shitty church",
"Ok so you agree that the purpose of this post is to 'signal' morality and/or \"shun\" people who disagree?\n\nAnd you think a photography subreddit is the appropriate place for that?",
"Then*",
"*megamind (u know they were gay af)",
"Verbose version of \"Make love not war\" I guess. XD",
"How about holding hands and guns?",
"I can't help but feel that if you replaced men with women then all the neckbeard redpillers would crawl out of their cave and yell \"what about men?\".",
"This isn't a matter of being loving. Compromising your beliefs to be more popular is not a biblical tenet. ",
"You could just live anywhere in America other than about 50 or so neighborhoods.\n\nThe gun deaths related to drug trafficking, domestic abuse and suicide massively overwhelm all other situations.",
"Holy shit i used to go to this school who woulda thought my tiny mountain town would one day make it too the front page of reddit",
"Right because that’s what the other two want. Then they’ll just kill you without a fuss. ",
"Hold my gun he said ",
"Fuck this human rights denying organization. Guns are basic human rights.",
"You can’t argue with people who follow their emotions.",
"Even Jesus had to kick someone's ass every now and then ",
"“Bears barely bearing berries.” really tough tongue twister!",
"REEEEEEEE NO NORMIES",
"Thank you - those numbers did seem way off. But your source wasn't included - care to share?",
"Did you not read what I wrote? Key word “Out of context”. If someone says, “Mexicans shouldn’t be given the right to vote” in an article, but the full quote is, “Some may think think Mexicans shouldn’t be given the right to vote. I disagree”, you’re misrepresenting a phrase without its needed context. The verse means something very different out of context than in context. I also just spent a whole paragraph interpreting the verse, how could I possibly be against that. I’m honestly not sure what point you’re trying to make here. I’m explaining what the verse means. Are you confused on a part of what I wrote?",
"Holding hands is perfectly find though - weren't men supposed to hold their hands around the world or whatever?",
"Meanwhile you have soldiers getting their heads sawed off in public streets just outside of base. Your culture sucks, embrace self preservation.",
"You mean like the mass bombings at Ariana grande concerts and mass run you the fuck over with a semi truck?",
"Why not both?",
"What is political about this?",
"Bear father, pa's cub!",
"Nah dude. If ot was satirical it'd have \"life cheat codes\" or something like that.",
"Wow, now that’s a powerful statement coming from a church!!",
"Edward AK-47hands? Doesn't have the same ring to it.\n\nEdit: word",
"WOW!! Like churches are usually all repressive and close-minded, but this one is like really woke!! Amazing!!",
"\"We'd rather see men eating meat than eating trees\"",
">since i cant figure out real life either.\n\nYou and me both pal. ",
"I’m confident that they are quoting a citation of the FBI statistics.\n\nEDIT- My mistake, the 8454 figure is the one from the FBI statistics. So I’m not sure what the rebuttal’s source is.\n\nhttps://ucr.fbi.gov/crime-in-the-u.s/2013/crime-in-the-u.s.-2013/offenses-known-to-law-enforcement/expanded-homicide/expanded_homicide_data_table_8_murder_victims_by_weapon_2009-2013.xls",
"That's not going to happen",
"The end of that sentence is, but we’d like to see neither. I hate when people are so excited for churches to show the smallest tolerance of gays. Like when church members are so happy to say I love you even though you’re gay. Hate the sin not the sinner. It’s bull shit. ",
"That church sign seems to think so",
"The deciples carried swords.",
"That and some big bloke with a cricket bat could go to town. AKA most of history.",
"Wow, such a bold stance. I suppose they frown upon child fucking too?",
"[Jehovah's Witnesses](https://www.jwfacts.com/watchtower/quotes/women-submission.php) \n[Mormons](https://www.exmormon.org/mormwomn.htm) \n[Amish](https://www.wikiwand.com/en/Women_in_Amish_society)\n\nI could go on.\n\nIslam isn't one monolithic ideology that everyone follows unwaveringly to the letter. Just like Christianity there are denominations of the religion that follow it to differing degrees.",
"Wikipedia, the brackets refer to a pdf file that's government statistics of some sort.\n\n\nMobile on default app is terrible for formatting.\n\nAlso, you can kill people in other ways but that usually takes more effort than a small movement of the finger to insert a metal slug in someone's head. It deters people from following trough. \n\nBut it's too late to do anything meaningful about US gun culture now anyway. \n\n",
"100 fucking %!!!!!! That's thinking outside of the box that they want us in.\n\nSorry for sounding like a fanatic or something, but this comment makes sense. Whatever happened to freedom for all? Not just a few. \n\nIf your not a danger to others then you should have the freedom to choose and do whatever you please. ",
"In most cities outside the US and im sure some in the US you arent alowed to just walk around holding a gun, if i saw someone walking around with a gun on my day to day I would assume they are going to murder someone because if they were going to a range or to go hunting they legally have to take it directly there in a case of some sort, I understand there are places with a \"gun culture\" and I dont think anyone is trying to say only murderers own guns but that for most people if you see someone waltzing around with a weapon homicide is what you should assume ",
"Maybe you should look up that word in the dictionary",
"Hint: he's never stepped foot outside the 10 square miles he was raised in.",
"I'm an athiest and I approve of this message. ",
"Lol \"sodomy.\" are you 90 years old? It's \"buggery\" now. ",
"I automatically read it in that voice. ",
"Best church sign of the weak.",
"And in the time that gun is just sitting there, a depressed spouse or other family member seizes the firearm to easily end their life, or a child happens upon it and shoots one of his parents or a sibling, or it gets stolen and resold into criminality. ",
"Why not both? I support all people who want to hold their homosexual partner's hand with theirs, and safely carrying their rifle with the other. ",
"Well that is pretty gay.",
"Sport? Cops? Army?",
"Isn't this the chrurch that puts up a lot of pro-moral jokes on their board",
"Depends what you call gun culture. In Canada, we have a culture of hunters, so almost every family has a rifle. But we also have some of the most strict laws in the world about gun safety. Does that mean we have a gun culture?",
"Changing the goal posts every time you're shown to be incorrect? It must be frustrating feeling like you have to be right all the time. I pity you.",
"That's a two different felonies. The first one is buying and selling guns as a means of income with out a FFL. The second is buying a gun for a known prohibited person, this is called a straw purchase. \n\nThe only way to enforce universal background checks would be to create a registry, which is in violation of the 2nd, 4th and 5th amendments.\n\nInstead the should open up the NICS for indivual use. Because a vast majority of gun owners are law abiding citizens.",
"Is everyone with a gun a serial killer?",
"I'm not sure if US conservatives can claim to be really against adultery anymore.",
"Guns weren’t even around during Jesus’s time.",
"Are safes illegal where you live as well? Locks?",
"Eh Ive always seen it as more of a hunting culture than a gun culture but this is a big country and it could vary by region ",
"Im 5 min down the road, if Im not lazy tomorrow, maybe...",
"I hate this whole “guns don’t kill people, people kill people argument”. Like what the fuck do you think we’re trying to do? We’re not punishing the guns, we’re punishing the insane people. \n\nLike I assume that you’re a pretty good person and that you’re mentally stable and won’t go shoot up a school, so you can keep your gun.\n\nNow bob over here, he’s insane. He’s had a history of arrests and fights. Now bob lives next to me and I don’t want to get shot up so bob should not be able to get a gun. \n\n",
"I love how they aren't afraid to [poke fun](https://youtu.be/pBf4MyqW550) at these issues.",
"ez fix: soft pillow under arm.",
"The Bible never condemns homosexuality or same sex attraction, it just says two dudes can't fuck.\n\nHolding hands is cool with the big man.",
"Thoughts and prayers be with you on this incredible journey. ",
"There have been 11 school shootings just this month. They barely make the news anymore. It’s become a norm for the United States. ",
"I wouldn’t",
"Wdym? Not really into religion, but I thought the Bible is against gays or something?",
"Yeah well good luck defending yourself when a crazed gunman tries to kill all of you",
"Jesus never said to abstain from the pleasure of life He had a wife (that's if he existed at all).",
"[For some, it's not one or the other...] (http://www.sanvicentemedia.com/GaysGuns.png)",
"So a priest and a little boy walk into a bar, hand in hand...",
"I responded to a comment, in jest, which was claiming that gay people should only be shooting a gun on the shooting range. My response was to say \"why can't they shoot other people in the army like everyone else can\".",
"Nice buzzwords.",
"Boo 👎",
"Most people here aren't buying a gun to fight someone, it's to protect them self from the criminals who also have guns. Maybe I'm missing somethings but if a criminal is at my door with a gun I don't think there's much I can do to stop him other than using a gun",
"Oh fuck",
"Fucking hell, this entire thread is /r/shitamericanssay",
"Funny how the Bible was written by people that never med Jesus. Look it up.",
"[Hrrm](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/2016_Nice_attack)",
"I'd rather see 2 men holding guns than 1 criminal holding a gun and a citizen at the will of the gun owner.",
"believe it or not: guns travel SOUTH, drugs travel north",
"Works for other countries but Americans are special snowflakes.",
"Gr8 b8 m8",
"Good thing they said guns and not........",
"Unless those guys holding guns were your only defense. You'd be pretty happy compared to your only defense holding hands and kissing their asses goodbye. Lol.",
"Welcome to reddit.",
"Sounds like projecting to me!",
"There's always one in every crowd",
"Why cant two men hold hands while holding guns? \n",
"Because Americas terrorism problem is so small in comparison. How many shootings have you had this year so far?",
"If a person drops so low as to robbing someone they give up their life. Wether it be, killed or jailed for endangering an innocent person's life. Either way they give up everything they have.",
"I know a few people who pray to the bullet gods for good discounts on ammo...does that count?",
"https://www.cdc.gov/nchs/data/nvsr/nvsr64/nvsr64_02.pdf\n\nPage 41 is the specific source. Had to do some digging.\n\nAs I pointed out below, the person who you were responding to posted the number from the FBI statistics.",
"Yeah there was probably something wrong with those couples and you're different.",
"Jesus would have been a conservative because he wasn't politically correct nor did he need a safe space.",
"I'm just pointing out that anyone is free to interpret biblical verses and yours is one such interpretation. That does not mean that another interpretation, such as women being subservient to men, is incorrect.",
"I hope you're kidding. The chance of a criminal having a gun/weapon is pretty good. You think a bathroom lock is gonna protect you? Doors aren't hard to break if someone really wants to break them. And most the time you're not gonna get a warning a head of time saying \"hey someone is coming to rob you!\" So what are you gonna do when he's already in the house with you and there's no time to hide? Nothing you can do other than hope he doesn't wanna hurt you. Now if you had a gun you'd have a lot less to worry about a better chance to survive. Idk about you, but I like living. \n\nEdit: Wait you said you would lock him in the bathroom with you? What kind of fairy tale land do you live in where that'd be possible let alone a good idea? ",
"What is a uniting church?",
"Being from FTG, this was surreal to see",
"Then do it instead of making a big deal of it for attention. ",
"Explain how it violates the 5th?",
"Why not both? Ugh this fucking sub.",
"Ok, but that's not possible. Criminals are always gonna have guns here no matter what ",
"Wat if it a cop tho?",
"I guarantee you that sentiment is based entirely on ones immediate circumstances.",
"I don’t think that was a message of that comment ",
"Ah, yes. Tacoma. \n\nMakes perfect sense.",
"Sure, but the interpretation that ignores all contextual information is misinformed, rather than merely a different interpretation. It literally means that it’s incorrect because the religion it’s being used by does not hold that interpretation, and making an argument that it does only works if you ignore all context, something I hope you realize is extremely flawed. At a certain point, certain interpretations have to carry more weight and validity than other interpretations, otherwise you open the door to these situations where someone misreads something by ignoring the context, then claims all interpretations are valid. That’s simply untrue in theological or philosophical debate for the most part. ",
"I guess you gotta do what you gotta do to get people to visit. Even if that means throwing away the principles your entire religion is based on topkek",
"Why are you being dowvoted for using common sense? This isn't even a debate. Making guns illegal or doing whatever else you got up your sleeve will not get rid of the guns criminals have. That's just fantasy thinking ",
"How is he worshipping guns? He's using common sense. There's no way to get guns out of the criminals hands you realize that right? ",
"Maybe the majority of reddit is now left leaning?",
"The gay agenda is truly sickening.",
"That's it church wants us to cut up people's hands!",
"I bet they offer soy milk as communion ",
"Wow, you know quite a lot about religion",
"/r/ITAP might be what you want then. I don't browse this shit sub for the same reason as you. This time it made it /r/all and I hade to check out the shitshow. \n\nFor the same reason you stated, I don't even go anywhere near /r/OldSchoolCool. It's just \"Would you bang my mom in the 90's?\" or \"look at this political statement! Ain't my dad dreamy?\".\n\nNope. /r/TheWayWeWere is far better and there's no sexual or political posts. I'm so sick of those.",
"Less safe as america ?",
"You're joking right? We don't live in a fantasy world. There's 2 options for the US, either A criminals and normal citizens have guns or B only criminals have guns. I think it's pretty obvious what the correct answer is. There's no way to take away criminals weapons ",
"Grammar. The difference between than and then.",
">y'all\n\nNot biased at all *wink wink*",
"Except that's not what most of you are trying to say. Most of the people are saying to take guns away from everyone thus leaving criminals to be the only ones with guns. I'm totally with you on regulating who gets guns tho, that just seems like common sense. Obviously not everyone can handle a gun ",
">Also, open displays of homosexuality are simply detestable and vile.\n\nNah, open displays of consenting love and affection are great; irrespective of the gender of those involved.\n\nOpen displays of a thing designed purely to destroy life is pretty reprehensible though.",
"Hands are a lot like hammers. I could build shelter for my family, or I could beat someone to death. ",
"True, but it's still likely that more people are killed during a year per an amount of people in the US compared to Europe. The US is technically a first world country, but it's still kill-land in the eyes of the world. Something is odd over there, when there's a million people in prison. There is something not working quite right.",
"Well compared to where I live, at least some parts of the USA are a lot less safe. ",
"The solution is, I see a whole room of these mutant kids\nFused at the wrist, I simply tell them they should shoot at this\nSimply suggest my chest and this confused music, it's\nObviously best for them to turn their guns to a fist",
"No I’d rather see 2 men holding guns",
"And a man with a truck can plow through a crowd of people killing dozens. ",
"So you're saying gays shouldn't own guns?",
"So you're denying that guns can and are used for protection? I can tell you're a special one",
"Two wrongs don't make a right.",
"As long as they say no homo I'm okay with it",
"ITT: People who assume the gun analogy is about gun control instead of the obvious war. ",
"Stupid sign.",
"It's more that we have at least the option of defending ourselves (as happened in Texas recently). Look, you're the one who wants to control what bits of metal and plastic someone can own.",
"/r/pinkpistols",
"You can use a gun without killing someone w",
"The Autons! They came back in the first episode of the revived series too.",
"Bears bearing bare arms",
"Well a fireteam is composed of 4 men, so I'd rather see 4 men with guns than 2. Can't kill terrorists if you're outnumbered. ",
"The beautiful land of Aus, where we aren't all insane gun nuts.",
"Rather odd intro to a porn but I’m with it ",
"Pretty sure he was just kidding ",
"\"Do this, because I say so!\" - some leader\n\nA smart leader would instead make people believe in (a) God, and then say that sinners go to eternal damnation. Then he'll say\n\n\"Do this, or else you're going to hell!\"\n\nHe still gets \"this\" done, only much more effectively.\n\nThat's what I'm talking about. In addition to making people fear these things, it doesn't hurt to *also* beat the crap out of people \"in the name of God\". People won't argue with that, because they don't want to go against God.\n\nReligion is an *amazing* tool, when you think about it. It's much harder to conform people with ethics, rather than moral.",
"Why?",
"Would so love a remake of that anime...",
"I mean, I'm fine with both. Better armed for nothing then unarmed when shit goes down.",
"Not gonna lie, that's kind've gay.",
"Why not both?",
"I do believe that's called [Chat Roulette (With A Gun)](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W6WMJ5OYSGo&t=1h4m6s).\n\n^^\\(last ^^mention ^^at ^^1:12)",
"Wow, I missed that!",
"Is that a gun you're holding, or are you just happy to see me? ",
"r/cringeanarchy",
"When your church moves film the Middle Ages to the 20th century (yes, I'm aware which century we're in now).",
"What if theres 2 gay men who believe in and practice their 2nd amendment rights?",
"Not an Evangelical church. ",
"I drive past that every day on the way to work. Love it when they have a new sign up!",
"say no homo and it aint gay",
"Or 2 men holding hands holding guns.",
"I think you may be getting downvoted as fast as you are getting upvoted. \n\nAlthough they may not have meant the sign to explicitly compare murder and hamdholding",
"Well, they do have the right to bear arms\nI'm here all week",
"Someone’s never heard of the American Revolution",
"I rather see two men holding hands holding guns.. do you smell that freedom? MERICA",
"Meanwhile, this weekend, in liberal New Jersey: https://i.imgur.com/H1m30EK.jpg",
"Copa have guns, the church is anti police confirmed ",
"Obvious statement is obvious.",
"As a libertarian, I have no problem with either",
"The Bible?! REEEEEEEEEE!! NOOOO!! You're taking those parts OUT OF CONTEXT!! Kinda ^like ^^we ^^^do ^^^^with ^^^^^the ^^^^^^Koran ",
"!remind me 24 hours.",
"Let us pray for guns to defend our families.",
"That's pretty backwards.",
"The hopefully the men holding hands have guns too.",
"Yes?",
"Happy Holidays, Jesus! ",
"not sure if serious...",
"Sure completely ignore everything I said because you don't know what to say, why not ",
"Why can't we have both?",
"Guns implies homicide as a metaphor in this message of the church. You can have a gun and not use it, but this is not the point.\n\nThe message of the church is: homosexuality is bad but we focus on worst sins like violent murders...",
"Damn, that's grizzly. ",
"Wtf is your problem? Is this a sensitive subject for you? You act like I'm insulting someone or being a dick because I don't know something. Maybe next time actually explain it instead ",
">No person shall be held to answer for a capital, or otherwise infamous crime, unless on a presentment or indictment of a Grand Jury, except in cases arising in the land or naval forces, or in the Militia, when in actual service in time of War or public danger; nor shall any person be subject for the same offence to be twice put in jeopardy of life or limb; **nor shall be compelled in any criminal case to be a witness against himself, nor be deprived of life, liberty, or property, without due process of law; nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.**\n\nIf you're a prohibited person and still have a gun, having to sign up for a registry would incriminate yourself. I know many people don't care about felons, but that's still a right that they have.\n\nAlso, it's important to point out the closing statement \"nor shall private property be taken for public use, without just compensation.\" Maryland just passed a bumpstock and other similar device ban, and requires the confiscation of said items. If the public use is public safety (as the law suggest) then the owners of said private property are entitled to \"just compensation\", something that the law does not have a provision for.",
"How about neither :) ",
"The tech trees and upgrade paths are ridiculous once you get past the n00b levels.",
"This is a great way to send 2 messages about gun control and love. Well done Jesus",
"r/churchsigns",
"I thought Pulp Fiction was a good film.",
"No, I think they were saying they weren't going to be controlled by fear. The gun nuts of the USA are mostly fearful people who are looking for a reason to shoot someone.",
"FUCK YEAH",
"Beets. Bears. Battlestar Galactica.",
"Ahh yes the simple english life of dodging acids attacks on your way home",
"Well yeah cos Jesus wasn't alive when guns existed ",
"Brought to you by Dexter. ",
"11 school shootings so far this year in the US.",
"Isn't it funny how the Church's dogmas always change to what is accepted by society? ",
"Massachusetts churches have been performing same sex marriages for far longer than California.",
"ugh I need a better username ",
"What about two men with guns holding hands? ",
"Relevant https://i.imgur.com/qdxPY6b.gifv",
"Well you're a bit thick aren't ya? By the way, Australia used to have a gun culture relatively similar to the US, then we had a mass shooting at Port Arthur and the majority of our people aren't stupid enough to pretend that greater availability of guns increases protection for the population. ",
"Yah but that's not what we were talking about. He said he'd lock himself and the criminal in the bathroom which is obviously a terrible retarded idea. He realized that and decided to just reply with non sense ",
"What if the two men were holding hands because they were shaking hands over a gun deal \n\nWould you prefer that?\n\n",
"So you need them in the US so that you can defend yourself against the white supremacists who are the #1 terrorists atm?",
"What about two men holding each others dicks? \n\n",
"Why not both at the same time?",
"I prefer the guns to the gay. ",
"How do you get it when shtf then?",
"Is that the font they used for The Room?! ",
"Probably the stupidest joke anyone has ever said. Sad part is you're just repeating it...",
"You can be hate the act of being gay without hating the person. It's easy.",
"In my opinion \"holding daggers\" would have been a better line, sounds more appropriate to the book and all",
"No",
"That’s weird. Church bowing down to Satan just to get more money. Or be pc",
"Can’t we have both? ",
"That part specifically? \n\n",
"I’m not a Christian but that’s not what the Bible says. They’re for some reason hell bent on gays and violence is just a normal sin.",
"Lol why would you hate the act of being gay. Going from thinking it's gross to actual hate is a long road for most people. ",
"Geno from Super Mario RPG...dude fires bullets out of his fingers",
"I'd rather see two men holding bags of money for me than two men holding hands. Check mate fuckers",
"Damn I miss the Mega Man Zero series. It really made me realize what a bad-ass character Zero was, possibly more than X.\n\nPerhaps one day, we'll see a Mega Man ZX3^(but don't count on it)",
"Reduction through attrition. Apparently I'm in fantasy land",
"Bears witnessing bears bearing bear arms.",
"Or perhaps jus returning back to Christ's original message?",
"Because why?",
"How about holding each other's willies, and the other hand with a mace windu light saber replica ",
"Hell yeah",
"Without getting into politics I believe everyone has the right to the amount of personal protection they feel comfortable with. Let it be a firearm, pepper spray, taser ect. I do believe in proper training and knowledge of local laws. Not relating to the topic, I spent a few weeks in your Country a few years ago. Had a great time, would love to go back.",
"We can't compare Europe to America when Europe does things that work and I don't want to happen here... because of reasons! We can only do so when what I think is happening in Europe can be used as a scare tactic towards my agenda. Like RAPEFUGEEEEES! ",
"Megaman is asexual yes, but Megayman? That's another story.",
"10 points for Gryffindor!",
"da bears defeated battlestar galactica",
"yeah. I'm sure I read that Rodriguez cast her just because Weinstein abused her and told her she'd never work in hollywood again. I could be wrong though.",
"Please update us! ",
"> That is some dedication to idiocy if I ever saw it.\n\nAh you just be new to American politics...",
"What do you mean pretend? Of course it's just a game. Can you imagine what a nightmare it would be if we actually had to live in \"reality\"? \n\n* Imagine explaining permadeath to your kids \n* Imagine every living thing is made out of the \"food\" resource, so you have to kill and eat your fellow creatures just to stay alive \n* Imagine things like pain, grief, loss, terminal cancer, getting mangled in a car crash are all pretty much governed by RNG. Just simple dumb luck where one day you're healthy and the next day you've got tubes in every orifice.\n* Imagine having to live under a real government run by typical players \n* What if minigames like \"war\" and \"armed robbery\" had real consequences? \n\nYou can count me out! Those features might make gameplay more exciting, but they would make life a living hell if they were part of the world we actually had to live in. It would be like living in a world designed by a pure sociopath!",
"This sign is like a Rorschach test for the politically retarded, infused with some God. I CAN ONLY ARGUE ABOUT SO mANY THinGS AT ONCe You STUPID SIGN",
"A little anti military isn’t it. Lol",
"Because... Why?",
"They misspelled *then*",
"I'M TRYING! I'M TRYING TO SLEEP!",
"Seems like it should be r/triggeredt_d",
"Is it that or is it more of a political statement in the sense that they would rather see men holding hands versus men owning weapons. Not having an intent to kill them or anything.",
"Don’t mention maccas",
"\\>not knowing how to do le meemee arrow\n\nSad!",
"Sooooo...no cops then eh?",
"Not only that, posts in r/circlejerk and complains about circle jerks...",
"STEVE HOLT!",
"That’s not what the word of God says.\n\nBut you do you. Obey the word of God when you feel like it.",
"The bakery is still there and still pretty good! My boyfriend loves the apple pies. \n\n*EDIT: I was thinking of Emerald Village Bakery and Café, which is also nearby!",
"Oh for sure. I would never condone drinking and carrying a firearm. But maybe a DD that was licensed to carry would've had their firearm in their car. Response time would've been a lot faster than police. But that situation also leads into first responders seeing someone with a firearm and not knowing their intentions, could lead to another senseless loss of life. Its a hard situation. All I can say is that if you have to use a firearm in self defense and the situation has come to a close and you know you are now safe, holster your firearm and wait in a clear nonharming way for police with your arms shown and do exactly what they say while they sort everything out.",
"Or what about \"whingers always fucking moaning\". Jesus Christ, yous sound so childish. ",
"Might be the stupidest sign ever ",
"Worst church sign ",
"What about 2 guys holding hand and then knives in the other for a knife fight?",
"Embrace the meme ",
"No, it’s the two men holding hands part.",
"r/NOWTTYG",
"I love Z and ZX too, but my favourite moment of Zero is still the intro stage of X3. Followed by pretty much everything regarding him and Omega. (Model O included, damn that fight's hard)",
"Have you ever been to the Emerald Village Bakery and Café? If so, let me know how it compares to Emeralds!",
"No in fact I was intentionally twisting it. I think this may have gone over your head, or perhaps it was too subtle on my behalf to not include the /s",
"“Beware of false prophets, which come to you in sheep's clothing, but inwardly they are ravening wolves.” Matthew 7:15",
"The two men hold hands and put the guns in their free hands.\n\nThat was easy. Next. ",
"The didgeridoo range? ",
"They might accidentally trigger!",
"Sounds like a sign of the lesser evil. ",
"And we would love to have you back, thanks for the reply ",
"And? Also that's not even remotely true btw but excellent job of showing your ignorance.",
"This is the most reddit post ever.",
"This is stupid as fuck. ",
">but Americans are special\n\nTruth. Because we're a little bit of everyone. Diversity is our strength.",
"Perhaps in rural Canada almost every family has a rifle. I grew up in the city and I didn't see a gun in person until I was 14 years old.",
"I own 6 guns, not a single one has killed anyone. ",
"BUT I CANT",
"Then it is now your responsibility to create one ",
"Id rather see two men holding cryptocurrency ",
"Depends on their prayer hp from the previous 3 turns if you're going with vanilla rules. If not, it's really at the mercy of whatever mana stipulations the new era of kids are agreeing upon on that particular day. I can't keep up. Prayer-connect-triggers have been generally considered cheap, noob shit since the beginning though. ",
"God Reddit is fucking retarded. This site is more of a mainstream lefty playground as the days go on. ",
"Edward Glockface",
"r/beetlejuicing",
"I never said they are gonna come in with the intentions to murder, but if they see you and you see them they aren't gonna like that. Guns are already everywhere here and there's no changing that, at least anytime soon, so why would I choose not to carry a gun? It's protection. May not always be necessary, but when it is I'll be glad I had it ",
"What?",
"Amen",
"Firearms, obviously.",
"She hasn’t really. But that part was awesome. ",
"But i need muh guns",
"Definitely not Catholics at that church. That’s for sure",
"I don't think anyone wants to see two men holding guns. I'll take gays over shooters any day",
"Why not both?",
"I've got two hands. Can I hold a gun and a hand?",
"#fakenews",
"I read \"Dandenong\" as \"Dangdong\" and the sign made more sense",
"Thoughts and prayers x 2. You're an inspiration to us all! Be safe and come back to us in one piece. We believe in you! ",
"I'd rather see some guys with guns than people walking around holding baskets of severed hands.",
"Who says you can't do both? ",
"He was a middle eastern socialist Jew who denounced excess wealth and hated violence. But I guess Republcians usually refer to [Supply Side Jesus](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/bCqRp)",
"X and Zero are pretty much a couple anyways.",
"Any church that promotes sin, isn't a church.\n",
"Personally I’d rather see all four men living in harmony...\n\n",
"Love Aussie humor.",
"Whatever happened following bible principles.... I remember it wasn't Adam and steve, it's Adam and Eve. Church's allowing that honestly should no longer be a church. ",
"Load eachother. Not guns.",
"There's a live action American film about a machine-gun-legged woman.",
"Yep, just Googled it",
"Hey, man.... Are you going to finish that meth?",
"The people that hate guns are the same ones who say the police cant be trusted...",
"More often than not the ones who love guns aren't so keen on homosexuals. And they have a really bad track record of stopping mass shootings.",
"The font on that sign is tearing me apart, Lisa! ",
"So gay men concealed carrying? This sounds more like it is against open carry.",
"I have no problem with gay people or Christians. But seeing Christians pretending that being gay isn't clearly defined as a sin in the bible is just silly. \n\nJust start your own religion or something that's built on tolerance, don't call it Christianity. ",
"Can I have both?",
"Why not them holding hands and guns? I'd watch that movie.",
"There’s a scene where Bambi is having sex with another male deer? I must have missed that part. ",
"Did you downvote me? Because I wasn't challenging you, I was just asking.\n\n>If you're a prohibited person and still have a gun, having to sign up for a registry would incriminate yourself.\n\nI was confused by this part at first but then I found the court case this point was based off of. It doesn't seem the court has ruled the registry itself unconstitutional but that you can't be charged for the not registering a weapon if your possession was illegal in the first place. This is because the same defense has not always worked when the only crime is not registering a weapon when it is otherwise legal. So it seems like a registry can still be enacted and not violate this part but won't apply to those who have already violated the law.\n\nThanks.",
"Yeah, I know Canada, the US, and the UK don't have a denomination called the \"Uniting Church\" (just \"United\") so I decided to Google and sho 'nuff, Australia.",
"LOL what a stupid sign. It makes sense coming from a house of evil though.",
"MMX is not.",
"*then",
"Citing more guns as a solution to gun violence because of that one time it kinda worked out ok is like tobacco companies citing that one time smoking cured a guy's Parkinson or whatever to claim cigarettes are generally healthy. ",
"Its almost as if tools do what they are made to do, and while you can bash someones skull in with a hammer, you can also erect a frame for a house and put a roof over a familys head. \n\nLikewise a gun can be used to commit an atrocity, or it can be used to protect the innocent and those you love from atrocity. In the end the tool chooses nothing, its up to people to decide. want better outcomes? Don't attack the tool, teach people to make better decisions. ",
"Because the purpose of a gun is to end life. It has no other purpose. You may now downvote this basic, self-evident truth.",
"Trigun?",
"oh like double hacking",
"Yeah, but what is your strategy for turning prayers into payers?",
"Def check out r/ITookAPicture \n\nIt’s what pics should be",
"We've had a group here that has sponsored 'Gay Range Day' for almost a decade now. Which is basically just normal range day, but with more color.",
"You won't. ",
"Lol\nLotta layers here",
"I sure you all missed the studies where there is a clear correlation between gun usage and homicides. The more guns - the more dead people. It is a fact.",
"Why can't you have both? Gay guys have the right to be armed too.",
"This just in: hunting is a sin.",
"Both things are freedom and liberty. Why must we choose?",
"deleted",
"I need muh hands",
"Sounds fun",
"Yes! Been there too!",
"The bible is against alot of things that you and I enjoy. Yes, there are a couple of anti-gay moments. There are also a number of other things... like something as simple as getting a haircut or shaving yourself is also a sin. But some of it is interpreted that having long hair as a man is a sin! Didn't jesus have long hair?! I dont know, maybe he had a crew cut. People work around what they want with the bible. As they do with every other religious texts. That's why there are so many different sub sects in every major religion. Maybe read some books? There are millions upon millions of books and information on every religion and it is thrusted into your ears and eyes no matter where you live and honestly, if you have access to the internet, I am surprised that you are so ignorant on a subject as widespread and well known as religion.",
"r/dankchristianmemes",
"Deleted scene in the bluray special edition. I knew there was tension with Thumper. Too bad the world just wasn't ready for it back then.",
"Epic troll hahhaha thanks for the laugh ;)\n\nI hope you love your life as much as I do!\n\nGreetings from Amsterdam <3",
"HELL YEAH! member here! ",
"I'm sure there is fanfictions about Barret and Dyne somewhere. ",
"If your aren't paralyzed by your irrational fear of guns, you must be a gun culture. \nIf you know how to operate a firearm properly, you must be a gun culture.\nIf you believe in the freedom to exercise your constitutional rights, rather than taking enough rights away that the self proclaimed victims of the world can feel safe in their cages, you must be a gun culture. \n\nBasically, anyone who understands things I don't, must be a homicidal psychopath. \n\nDidn't you guys know?",
"I know what you think in the morning\n\nWhen the sun shines on the ground\n\nAnd shows what you have done\n\nIt shows where your mind has gone",
"Gun in holster .. that works too😉🙏🏼",
"Killing *is* acceptable if it's done in self defense.",
"Those who conceal carry and have an opportunity to stop a shooting don't give a flying fuck about sexual orientation. They probably wouldn't even kmow.",
"So weird seeing your local church make it to the front page of reddit...",
"You're right. Solid argument against gun ownership. There should be a 100% success ratio. These are fine critical thinking skills, folks.",
"What?",
"Eh?",
"The purpose of a gun is to shoot bullets.\n\nTIL biathalonners are all secretly ski assassins.",
"Well, nobody's arguing that they aren't more efficient. Guns don't make a person sick enough to commit mass homicide, though. \n\nBy that twisted logic, we should take away ANYthing that could potentially be used by some sicko to harm another person. News flash: thats literally anything, if you're creative. \n\ninstead of taking away the rights of many mentally healthy and law abiding citizens, maybe the focus should be on mental health, and actually addressing the real problem. \n\nImagine if instead of efforts to combat drunk driving, we just made all cars illegal because some ass hit somebody while driving drunk. \n\nThe absurdity of it all becomes insanely apparent, if you're able to muster a little perspective.",
"Right? My first assumption was that they were expressing that they'd rather have homosexuals be accepted than have them commiting suicide due to repression.",
"you went to /r/pics for \"really good looking pictures\" and it took you this long to realize it's not the best sub for that? Or did you realize it a long time ago, and you're just grandstanding because you disagree with the politics of the picture?",
"TIL that guns only account for increased homicides because most people are too goddamn lazy to follow through if a task requires more effort than squeezing a trigger.",
"Upwey chiming in here! G'day neighbours",
"> As far as I know Jesus never negated or denied any part of old testament. \n\nActually, the sermon on the mount is filled with replacing Old Testament commandments with new ones. \n\nFor example: “38“You have heard that it was said, ‘Eye for eye, and tooth for tooth.’ 39 But I tell you, do not resist an evil person. If anyone slaps you on the right cheek, turn to them the other cheek also” Matthew 5:38\n\nBack in the Old Testament when the commandment was “an eye for an eye”, that meant “show mercy, and don’t kill someone for stealing your goat, just steal a goat back. Then Jesus comes and says, not that “mercy” in the eyes of God has changed, but what humanity is ready for has changed.\n\nThe Old Testament shows the background context for God’s relationship with humanity, and what context Jesus had in his teachings. ",
"Then link them.",
"Right? Either the men in question are amputees, or the church is GROSSLY underestimating their ability to hold something in both hands at the same time",
"You people? That’s racist!",
"Almost as though organized religion is a globally successful attempt to fleece the public, and control them with arbitrary fears.",
"You just agreed with them since they specified homicides and their number was only slightly off, possibly as a result of a different reporting method or year.",
"Wait. You mean like, freedom?",
"What’s a uniting church",
"Should've made it \"... Than 2 men holding arms\" for maximum pun.",
"Replace than with then, and we can assume they’re referencing their salty yogurt slingers. ",
"What did I just read? ",
"r/unexpectedjojo",
"💜💜💜",
"I was imaging tweek x craig at the gun range, cuddling while holding a firearm pointed at kenny.",
"Cocks over Glocks",
">Those who conceal carry and have an opportunity to stop a shooting don't give a flying fuck about sexual orientation. They probably wouldn't even kmow.\n\nAnd also statistically this almost never happens.\n\n\nGenerally speaking a gay person is more at risk of being killed by a gun nut then being saved by one.",
"Unless you don't skip across an ocean and look at gun laws between different states in the US, and see that the reason for our homicide rate has more to do with urban poverty and gang violence than guns. Vermont has some of the most relaxed gun laws and one of the lowest homicide rates.",
"Horseshit. Cite that statistical study. Actually, show me the numerous instances that a gay man was murdered by a person with a gun based solely on their sexual orientation.",
"Ending a life =\\= \"Homocide\"",
"Well it should be greater than nearly zero percent considering all the lives taken by guns.\n\n\nConsider: [this guy shot himself in the head due to depression and not only lived, but the bullet apparently hit just the right parts of the brain to cure the mental illness behind his suicide attempt.](http://www.nytimes.com/1988/02/25/us/brain-wound-eliminates-man-s-mental-illness.html)\n\n\nWould you take this story as evidence that the best approach to suicidal depression is to shoot yourself in the head because more than 0% of the time it'll totally work out great?",
"Well AIDs certainly killed a lot of people.",
"You have a tenuous grasp on the word \"rather\"",
"Sentences that would take a horrible turn misusing then for than",
"I don't think it's acceptable, and I'm not arguing that it is. My argument is that it is *irrelevant* to anyone today. My point was that particular context you are reading is the history of a country founded thousands of years ago that doesn't matter to us today. It is *not* a part of our religious beliefs. A large part of the old testament is not a basis for religious beliefs, it's *history*. Things that happened. We call this the difference between descriptive and prescriptive scripture. A lot of characters in that history did awful things, *we do not teach to repeat those things*. The *prophets* condemned the Hebrews constantly for the things they did, including telling them their rituals and sacrifices were meaningless to God.\n\nGod loves us, but we don't always love each other. Jesus was to the point on this, he said the greatest commandment was to love God and equally important was to love each other. He even made a point about not just loving people you like, but even your enemies. *That* is our religion.",
"Well even gun lovers have only been able to find a handful of examples of a good guy with a gun stopping a bad guy with a gun.\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/03/do-civilians-with-guns-ever-stop-mass-shootings/?utm_term=.efae60be9238\n\n\n\nSo it only takes one Pulse nightclub shooting (legally purchased gun) to show gays are at a greater risk in general of being shot than being saved by a gun nut.",
"Anomoly and you know it. This is a terrible example. Botton line, since 1998 the national gun violence homicide rate has fallen over 45%. Also since 1998, private gun ownership has increased over 56%. The argument that more guns equals more gun deaths is torpedoed. Also, it's statistically impossible to determine how many lives have been saved because a shooter was stopped or deterred. ",
"I suppose hate is a bit too strong of a word. I don't hate the act. I'm just replying to the person who is pretty ignorant of what religion is supposed to teach.\n\nReligion has and will always continue to teach beliefs that you should live by, but if somebody doesn't, you accept them for who they are and treat them with respect and compassion.\n\nThere are many things that I disagree with - quite strongly sometimes - on a personal level between friends and inner family. I don't treat them with any less respect than a person that agrees with me. The problem with today's world is we're too busy trying to divide ourselves rather than just accepting our differences and learning to work together.",
"There is a thing called Google. It's super fancy. First entry: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_firearm-related_death_rate",
"I agree that it's a lot more complicated than just banning guns, but there appears to be a strong correlation between the availability of guns and amount of shootings. Obtaining a semi-automatic firearm would be literally impossible for a 13-15 year old where I live.\n\nEspecially the sentiment that more guns would solve the problem doesn't really add up.\n\n",
"At first i was like \"youre taking this a little too seriously...\" then i burst out laughing",
"It's also undeniable that the US has more gun violence than comparable modern countries.\n\n\nSorry, but the evidence is against you on the claim that good guys with guns will stop bad guys with guns. It happens, just like trying to blow your brains out has left the person alive and better off. But it's not a good policy in net, like using a gun to solve your mental problems (unless the desired outcome for either is more gun fatalities).",
"sin is sin regardless of the cute sign !",
"And you don't think if they had guns they'd use them instead?",
">The following list includes suicides, accidental fatalities, and justifiable homicides.\n\n>Not included are suicides by other means, homicides by other means, accidental deaths by other means, and/or justifiable deaths by other means.\n\nCompletely irrelevant to what you were trying to prove.",
"Your comment is irrelevant.\n\nIf people had guns, instead of attacks like those people would use guns instead.",
"Well most bad people with guns are stopped by good people with guns, so that's where that sentiment comes from.",
"I did not, I upvoted you.\n\nAll it would do is create a list of law abiding citizens who own guns. It would be an additional expense and would create a threat to the people on it if it was ever leaked (happened in New York if I remember correctly). \n\nI fail to see the constitutionality and point of a firearm registry. People will still acquire guns illegally (stolen, manufactured or smuggled).",
"Nope, read on. You can filter that list for homicides. And as a side note: Suicides, accidental... are dead people, too.",
"You mean gay sexual?",
"I'm not sure what policy you think the sign relates to.",
"Are you mad he answered the question you're trying to evade?",
"\"Uniting\"",
"Well he has to shoot for a much smaller target, so it only stands to reason.",
"Barret from FF7 is half-way there",
"I think your attempts to put a stop to this are half-cocked.",
"do you really want to pursue this line of reasoning, because it doesn't make your side look very smart",
"My \"side\"?",
"A lot of Aussie place names are from Aboriginal words, so they don't make much sense if you're not used to them.",
"No. Guns are an equalizer. Violence shouldn't be allotted to the physically strongest in society.",
"Okay",
"That..... wasn't a answer. Should I cite how many people have died in bicycle accidents on the road and use it to ban bicycles from public roads?",
"You do realize he already was outside getting in his car right?",
"I can't believe my eyes right now. You're calling me ignorant for not knowing about religion as if its something I need to learn about. Read some books? I do read books, not religious ones though and in no way should I ever have to. If I'm not religious why would I need to read the Bible? You act like it's basic math that everyone should know. You really shouldn't force religion onto people and then act like they're dumb because they don't know anything about it. I can't imagine being around you in person, God that must be awful and now I'm staring to hate religion because of you ",
"Calm down there, Satan.",
"Yes.",
"/r/nocontextpics is also good, stay warm my dude",
"Correct. Basically the only thing that can help you in that situation would be a trained professional, not some random person and his/her six shooter.",
"The causality between more homicides and more guns is really hard to establish en general, but there are some fun indicators.\n\nGuns don't deter crime at all. The only thing that stops a bad guy with a gun is SHUT UP NRA. Turns out, not having a gun is better at stopping bad guys with guns. Gun owners are 4.5x likely to get shot when it comes to robbery. https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC2759797/\n\nSchool shootings are one obvious example, or any other mass shooting event. Vegas? \n\nI said causality, because the correlation is strong. Less guns = less murder, less suicide. However, that doesn't mean the effect is caused by gun control laws. Some studies show that violence in general doesn't really go down after implementing gun control. There is however a lot of absolute trash 'research' that defiles the debate. Example: https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/volokh-conspiracy/wp/2015/10/06/zero-correlation-between-state-homicide-rate-and-state-gun-laws/ This whole article is trash (source: am criminologist) and does so many bullshit assumptions I'm taking the day off reddit now. (who am i kidding, I'll be back in an hour) \n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"One letter would make this completely different...just trade than for then",
"Yes",
"I tried and failed.",
"Um WHAT",
"I know that T_D doesn't allow facts to be discussed, but here is the list.\n\nJan. 23: Marshall County High School in Benton, Kentucky\n\nA 16-year-old boy opened fired on campus, killing two and injuring 18 others.\n\nJan. 22: Italy High School in Italy, Texas\n\nA 16-year-old boy shot and injured a 15-year-old girl with a semi-automatic handgun in the school cafeteria. He was taken into custody after the incident.\n\nJan. 22: NET Charter High School in New Orleans, Louisiana\n\nAn unidentified person pulled up in a truck and shot into a group of students standing outside the school during lunch time. One teenager was sent to the hospital with a superficial injury.\n\nJan. 20: Wake Forest University in Winston-Salem, North Carolina\n\nA North Carolina football player from Winston-Salem State University was shot to death while at an event at Wake Forest University.\n\nJan. 15: Wiley College in Marshall, Texas\n\nPolice believe two suspects in a car exchanged gunfire with a person in a dormitory parking lot. No injuries were reported, but a bullet entered a dorm room during the incident.\n\nJan. 10: Grayson College in Denison, Texas\n\nA criminal justice student fired a bullet through a wall after mistaking the firearm for training gun. No one was injured.\n\nJan. 10: California State University, San Bernardino in San Bernardino\n\nA gun was fired on campus, however, no injuries reported.\n\nJan. 9: Coronado Elementary School in Sierra Vista, Arizona\n\nA 14-year-old boy was found dead from a self-inflicted gunshot wound in the school bathroom.\n\nJan. 6: School bus in Forest City, Iowa\n\nA 32-year-old man was arrested after firing a pellet gun into a school bus. No children were injured, but a window on the bus was shattered.\n\nJan. 4: New Start High School in Burien, Washington\n\nShots were fired from outside the school into the school's administration office, but no one was injured.\n\nJan. 3: East Olive Elementary School in St. John's Michigan\n\nA 31-year-old man shot and killed himself in the school parking lot after hours of negotiation with police. The man called authorities, said he was suicidal and had a handgun.",
"To be honest, it's a pretty stupid comparison to make in the first place, these two things thematically have nothing to do with each other. I'm only assuming serial killer because that's just one typical scenario where people having guns is bad. The point i'm making is the way they've put it they're saying 'guns are bad, gay people are not as bad as guns'. It's so vague I'm not even sure if it's a statement about sexuality or just a way of saying 'make love not war'.",
"That church is going to burn in hell.",
"Oh, shut the fuck up. I didnt call you an idiot then, but now I am. Christ on a crutch. Go find something productive to do other than baiting people on the internet.",
"\"Read some books\" \"I'm surprised you're so ignorant\" yah you definitely implied it. And I love that's how that's the only part you can reply to lol. Religion isn't something anyone needs to learn bud ",
"Can you fill me in? I'm OOTL.",
"Ignorant means not knowing. It doesn't imply stupidity. You acted like you didnt know about religion. Which is a lie. So you are also a liar. You're a liar and an idiot now. Keep talking yourself into your liar idiot hole.",
"I have literally read the Quran, the New Testament and the Jewish Bible, and they aren't the same book. Trust me on that. The Quran's Suras aren't at all anything like the things written in either of the Testaments.\n\nYou can read the original Hebrew Bible, as in the Jewish version, which has been proven to be accurate to what they had over 2000 years ago by comparing them to the Qumran (\"Dead Sea\") Scrolls. Whether or not that is \"the original\" is something you could debate, but there was no translation into Hebrew in this case.\n\nIf you still want to claim the Quran is just an Arabic Old/New Testament just in a different order, I'd like you to provide some evidence. Since I've actually read them (I'm an Orthodox Jew, I've taken courses on the New Testament, and I've read a good portion of the Quran during Arabic studies in high school) I really find your claims ridiculous.\n\nYou're being downvoted not for your opinion about the Bible and translations - a known issue, you are being down voted because you are factually wrong. I also take issue to the English (or otherwise) translation of the Old Testament, they usually are only a mediocre translation and many times the story is tweeted to serve the Christian narrative that doesn't appear at all in the Hebrew version.\n\nThat being said, there is literally only one Jewish Hebrew version of the Old Testament. There are Christian versions where they translated the English/Greek versions back into Hebrew. I've read one of those, it's weird.\n\nEdit: if you are saying that stories/people from the Old Testament appear in the Quran, yes they do, but that doesn't mean it's a translation. Especially when they rest (the majority) isn't at all retold stories.",
"what about one man with 2 guns?",
"It still puts the husband above the wife instead of treating them as equals. She is still supposed to treat him as she would \"the Lord\" and he's supposed to watch over her like the rest of his property. And if he dies she forced to marry his brother.\n\nIt's not like we can expect the musings of bronze are sheepherders to be very egalitarian but that's exactly why the bible shouldn't be considered a manual for modern life. ",
"Not in HI, CA, NJ, MA, NY and a few others I'm probably forgetting.",
"Yes, a lot of religions do this, but hey so do governments. \n\nBut there is a difference between religion and truth. But we all have our opinions and beliefs, so each to their own. ",
"Melbourne is very far left, most people there have never seen a gun and are extremely supportive of gun control. You'd pretty much assume someone was a gang member or homicidal maniac jf they had a shotty in Melbourne. Not all of Australia is like that, but in general the \"guns imply homicide\" view is pretty common and in the inner city even accurate. Rural Australia is quite different, with a pretty big hunting culture.",
"Jokes on you, guns are gay and I'm all for them.",
"Tbf that happened once and is regarded as a shocking incident. This is not something that is routine in the UK.",
"Give me a good Protoman game! Protoman is such a dope character",
"They're not at all unless you count people being shot after having shot others which makes nobody a winner, but I've really given up on discussig this stuff on reddit. The self-delusion and cognitive dissonance people are willing to accept in order to keep their security blanket guns is just unfathomable. No amount of peer-reviewed research seems to make an impression next to puerile arguments like \"only criminals will have them\" and new ways to twist the data.",
"*Wesson",
"All gun owners are heroes. And all politicians are honest.",
"Those were all places that banned guns...\n\n1. music festival with metal detectors \n2. school \n3. night club with gun free zone signs\n\nSo guns are bad because they dont protect people in places they arent allowed to be had?",
"Right on the money. ",
"That's the problem here. Christians are supposed to follow Jesus, not Paul. But I get where you're going, since so damn many Christians do it.",
"I'm not saying you need to gun down all the bad guys... but if someone around had a gun it would most likely stop the crime before it even happened",
"> No, guns are bad because they're designed with the main intention to kill people\n\nI own 10 guns and 90% of them are intended for things other than killing anything, animals or people, and actually have design features that make them worse at killing. Stop spouting \"facts\" about guns you learned from TV.\n\n>countries with less guns have less people killed by guns.\n\nSo much wrong with this.\n\n1. so if they are killed by knives thats ok? \n2. correlation, completely pointless \n3. gun ownership does not correlate with higher homicide by states or by country. Homicide is better predicted by income, income inequality, racial diversity, etc. than guns by a long shot\n\n>We had 35,000 people killed by guns last year\n\n70% of which were suicides, which means the solution has absolutely nothing to do with guns, but has to do with better mental health care. Getting congress to pass a socialized healthcare system with a strong and totally covered mental health component would help, banning guns wouldnt.\n\n>I'd like to see less innocent people being murdered.\n\nYou say that as if it makes you at all special. Hint: Youre not. The vast majority of people would like to see fewer murders. The solution, as has been shown time and time again, has nothing to do with guns but has to do with\n\n1. Ending the war on drugs \n2. reducing poverty \n3. socializing and investing more in after school and child care programs",
"Most of my comments are calling people out on their bullshit, not surprised you don't like it.\n\nI'm guessing the comment you hated the most was when I said you're more likely to die by a right-winger than an muslim? I like these guessing games, they're fun!",
"Also nice moving of the goal posts, and completely ignoring how you lied about guns protecting people by using places guns werent allowed. I didnt miss that, I am just humoring you.",
"Hmm?",
"Omg",
"Haha the majority of people probably find you disgusting.",
"It would have been more without that guy.",
"My exact stupid first thought haha ",
"Russia, Greenland, and Mexico\n\nAND just for extra credit, countries that have more guns that the rest of the western world by have some of the lowest homicide rates\n\nFinland, Norway, and Switzerland\n\nAND just for extra extra credit, none of this means anything because your entire argument is a correlation. You know what else strongly correlates with homicide rates? Black people per capita. So your entire argument against guns is just as logical as the Trump-losers saying black people cause crime.\n\nSit down for a second and thing about that. Your being equally as logical as racist trump voters. Congrats.",
"Amen. The REAL gay agenda is to force every straight man on the planet to hold hands with another man. ",
"Only female cops.",
"Except that Bible is suppose to be infallible divine message. Things we make needs to be updated because they are product of our time. Our morality is subjective and shifting. Our law does not claim divine source or inspiration. \n\nBut Bible is suppose to be written by God through people. Divine authority expressed through human writers. God is suppose to be all knowing, powerful, and be absolute source of morality. Are you telling me that a being who created world and existed for all eternity flip flops on his view on slavery and women's right over the short span of centuries? What kind of divinity is that? \n\nContext of God is same 2000 years ago as it is now. We changed, but to all knowing and all powerful good nothing is really different. He was a-ok with slavery, women hating and gay bashing then, he is still the same God.",
"Apart from the fact that by the book he was a far from conservative. ",
"I'm always seeing people shoot people to life. /s",
"> You're really stretching the stats there moron lol\n\nNo I'm not, those are quantitative numbers, you cant stretch them. Also nice ad hominem, really embracing the trump logic now arent we?\n\n>If there's less guns, less people get killed by guns.\n\n[Citation needed]\n\n>Maybe you're compensating for something by clinging to your guns cos 'muh freedom'\n\nReally? both an ad hominem and body shaming? You do realize youre basically paraphrasing the \"my button is bigger\" tweet of trump right?\n\nLook you can keep swinging insults at me all you want, but at the end of the day, only one of us is using facts, and the other is writing out comments like Trump Tweets. Maybe you should think critically about what is driving you to act this way. Why do you use school yard tactics instead of facts? Why are you moving goal posts every time I meet one? Why are you so afraid of admitting you may be wrong? Why are you incapable of being open minded?\n\nI think you should spend some time self-reflecting on why youd rather body shame and insult instead of have a discussion.",
"Probably on here but in real life, I have very, very few issues with anybody.",
"Wait, so old testament is not truthful and old testament god's miracles of destruction is not supported by God? In pretty sure that's not a position supported by majority of Christian branches or the scripture. What gives anyone the authority to cherry pick out the old testament but keep the new testament as book of truth? Or do you also regard new testament with same skepticism? ",
"Preach!",
"And crowds getting run over by trucks look insane everywhere.",
"W/e man, I just hope you or your family are never in a situation where you it could have saved your life or someone you loved.\n\nMost people are just trying to protect their families.",
"but let' be honest... if the church had its way, they wouldn't see either",
"Yeah I’m not sure how you got that from what I said. If that’s what you think the Old Testament is, state your opinion, but don’t act like I said it or something. And yes, what I said is exactly what is supported by most Bible or non-denominational churches today. Baptists may view if differently though. You also don’t cherry pick verses from the Old Testament, the laws just aren’t relevant anymore because they were only ever for the Jewish people and Jesus fulfilled the law. Jesus and his disciples go out of their way to actually break the laws set down in the Old Testament. The Old Testament is not a, “This is how you should live” book while the New Testament is focuses almost entirely on that. When I say that just because it’s in the Bible doesn’t mean it’s truthful, I’m referring to verses taken out of context. Just because King David said X in the Old Testament does not mean it was actually correct. The book of judges for example is about the mistakes of Jewish Kings for the most part. These are not truths to follow, that doesn’t mean that they didn’t happen or something. ",
"Most Americans have a different idea of what better gun laws means than the far left.",
"I asked how many shootings there had been this year. He provided an answer. \n\nAnd a biking accident is not at all similar to an intentional shooting. Nice reach though. ",
"And why do you think that is? It couldn't be because both the media and the entertainment industry are heavily liberal and actively promote things like adultery. Society is impressionable and not everyone can resist temptation, especially when someone is throwing it in your face everyday while telling you it's alright to give in.",
"Ok most Christian politicians believe there should be no separation between church and state",
"What a load of apologists bull shit. ",
"http://www.pinkpistols.org",
"Yea man they’re literally blocking freeways and burning their own cities down. They also commit significantly more crime disproportionate to their demographic, oh wait, no that’s BLM.",
"I'm not disputing those numbers, but you have to consider the context. A [greater percentage of blacks](https://www.irp.wisc.edu/faqs/faq3.htm) live in poverty in the US. Children are also the most affected by poverty, [white children at 7-12% and black children at 29-47% in the most populated states](http://www.nccp.org/media/releases/release_34.html).",
"Imma take a guess and say this sign is as far away from the southeastern U.S. ",
"What about two men holding arms?",
"me gay man",
"I'm not talking about the laws. The fact that God's divine law flip flops is a bit concerning, but since law interacts with society it makes sense for it to change implementation details of divine morality. It does paint God as a inept law maker though. You'd figure an all powerful divine can give us some consistent and time enduring laws, but I guess evil of slavery really is context sensitive. \n\nWhat I'm talking about is specific acts of god that are at least cruelly vindictive, and at times downright evil. Like how god turns Lot's wife into a salt pillar for taking a peak of fall of Sodom. Or how God was at one point OK with selling and keeping of slaves, and oppression of women. \n\nEven if Jesus issued a new set of laws, the fact that God was at one point OK with slavery and misogyny enough to issue laws and edicts that deal with them out not outright punish them is heinous.\n\nOnly way Jesus can be free of moral taint of old testament would be to deny the old testament god. Not just the laws, but say that God never did turn lot's wife into a salt pillar, nor did he ever murder Job's family in a fit of insecurity. Jesus would have to undermine the truthfulness of old testament. But he never does that. Old testament would not be included in Christian bible if he said so. \n\nIt's rather simple. When Old testament says that \"God did X\". Did he do it? If so, God is cruel. If he didn't, Old testament is full of lies. ",
"Of course it was, it aso would have been illegal for someone to carry a gun to defend themselves, as it turns out only criminals break the law.",
"Male anal sex is an abomination in the eyes of the Lord. Carrying firearms can be either a good thing or a potentially dangerous depending on who is carrying the guns.",
"Especially if the president calls the victims bad people.",
"Context matters ",
"What side would that be?\n\nI'm not American, so I'm unsure what you're referring to.",
"You mean couples that murder each other? You don't think there's anything wrong with those couples? You think they were just normal couples with completely healthy, loving relationships, no history of abuse and one day just decided to murder each other simply because there was a gun in the house. You honestly believe that?",
"What matters is effect and Christians have used the Bible to justify racism, sexism, bigotry and hatred throughout their history",
"Islam's the same. It's full of shit. Anything claiming absolute authority is not open to growth. \n\nBut if you can read more than a comment or two up the chain, this whole discussion is on consistency between new and old testament. And how God's acts in old testament is not denied in new. \n\nBut /u/6ix_ out of nowhere brought up Islam. So I had to respond appropriately by not getting side tracked. \n\nStop being a cry baby. I can criticize Christianity without saying \"but wut about muh Islaaaaam :(\" I'm not talking about Islam. I don't have to always talk about Islam whenever anything concerning religion is brought up. Stop using Islam to deflect whatever you don't like being said about Christianity. \n\nWhat kind of message does that send anyway? \"Islam's full of shit and Christianity is less so full of shit\"?",
"hmm...washington state. figures.",
"Do you honestly believe that 18000 women were dumb enough to allow a gun in their abusive home and that you're somehow smarter than all of them? That you alone are more special than them, and that none of them had good relationships that had unexpected circumstances or problems crop up? Don't you think that some of those 18000 women thought *exactly* like you do?",
"it's not like the concepts are mutually exclusive. ",
"They have used it wrongly. At least here in the states it was only the Democrats who tried to use to justify racism, sexism, bigotry, and hatred. Also your purpose is to smear Christianity's name which is why you ignored the context surrounding those verses. So you sir a hypocrite, since while you complain about Christian bigotry you yourself are a bigot aganist Christianity.",
"For the record he said he'd lock himself and the man he was holding hands with in the bathroom together. Not the criminal. \n\nAnyway home invasions with a gun are rare in Australia, so it's not something we worry about. ",
"I like there's a wide space between the numbers \"2\", like \"the ratio is to be determined\"",
">At least here in the states it was only the Democrats who tried to use to justify racism\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Southern_strategy\n\n>Also your purpose is to smear Christianity's name \n\nYes facts do tend to smear Christianity. \n\n> So you sir a hypocrite, since while you complain about Christian bigotry you yourself are a bigot aganist Christianity.\n\nActually, I am bigoted against all organized religion. I wouldn't care if Christians kept it to themselves but they have to try to push their backwards thinking on everyone and so I push back\n",
"4 hands involved here so it's all possible, 2 men holding hands while holding guns! ",
"I know the pattern of women who are abused and trust me, they never think they're abused and they always think it's going to get better. Not to mention, they wouldn't get to say in their husband going and buying a gun. But yes in 99.99% of the women who have husbands that gets so angry that heavy blows to the head doesn't satisfy them and they then have to walk over and get a gun and shoot their own wife in the to death, were exhibiting definite, definite signs that he was unstable and abusive beforehand. Without a doubt. And having a gun in the house in no way made him that way. Like I said they're about 10,000 ways that my husband I could kill each other but of course we are in the category along with vast majority of human beings who do not murder.\nMy husband's from the Midwest where everyone has a gun in their house and surprisingly enough, not one person that he is related to or friends with has ever killed a member of their family. It's far from common for responsible gun owners.",
"One can only hope you really are better and smarter than all of those other women. ",
"I just followed the example of our most righteous and Christlike leader Trump who has cheated and adulterated and hopped from bed to bed and porn star to porn star. So Christlike. Wow. ",
"shit shit fire our shit!",
"I'm not angry at you and I respect your opinion but I do find it mildly offencive that you're implying that abused women are dumb. They're not stupid they're damaged. There's a huge difference in calling someone unintelligent versus realizing that they were most likely abused their entire life and therefore chose a husband within their comfort level. And believe me, most of those women would have been stabbed or bludgeoned because the men who killed them we're in a homicidal rage having a lack of gun would not have stopped them.\n\nBut I do appreciate your concern and understand where you're coming from.",
"OK, so you not only say that a good deal of the scripture of your religion is irrelevant, but you also claim a lot of those parts as history rather than mythology (a very dodgy proposition at best). If you believe that the Bible is divinely inspired and eternal, then the irrelevance claim could be an issue depending on your particular sect and certainly for most mainline sects.\n\nIt's nice to have a very modern version of Christianity, outwardly focused on simple and civilized ideas. That's great if that's what you choose, but *that's* precisely what's divorced from the context of history, tradition, theology, and milieu in which the religion(s) developed in the first place.",
"I find it offensive that you can as easily write off so many people with callous disregard, assuming their circumstances. I honestly don't believe that you are any different from any of them. I think the fact that you believe you are somehow more special than any of them, more worthy than any of them, that you know why *they* failed but *you* cannot is abhorrent.\n\nYou are just like them. I hope that you never experience what they experienced. I think supporting an industry that causes the US to have quintuple the homicide rate of other industrialized countries and a free path for those guns to enter the black market is a huge part of the problem. I have experienced people dying as a result of gun proliferation, and they were no more different or special than anyone else. They were just in the wrong place at the wrong time, because that's all it takes. It probably won't be you. You don't deserve that. Neither did anyone else. ",
"*pray to win. ",
"It's completely fair when the document in question is used as some kind of basis or foundation for morality or policy, or when many of its adherents make claims of the documents being divine and eternal. It's fair insofar as anyone claims that the books are relevant today as a whole.",
"From what I've seen from people commenting a out this church, I would assume it's a Unitarian/universalist church. It basically believes all beliefs are valid. I visited a few and they had Muslims, atheists, Christians and a Buddist in their leadership. \n\nThey don't really believe in the Bible like a regular church does. ",
"*Implying that being gay and being into guns should be mutually exclusive*",
"Why are you implying that those people who were murdered aren't special? Everyone is special. Why would you even say such a thing. Everyone is a victim of their circumstance, I have not been cultivated in an abusive environment and therefore I would never choose an abusive relationship. And I've never once, for a moment of my life written off any victim of domestic violence. Simply stating that I'm not in an abusive relationship is not disregarding their experience. I can both have sympathy for them and continue to not be in a murderous household. Those two things are not mutually exclusive.",
"The point I was making is that *you* are assuming that *you* are different than them. *You* are assuming that they had something wrong with them, how they were brought up, the circumstances of their relationships. You wrote off all of them like that. Not all of them were in abusive relationships. \n\nAgain, I don't believe they are any more or less special or human than you are. I think that a significant number of them did not think their partner would ever harm them. I think it could happen to anyone. It just takes the right circumstances. A gun in your home is more of a danger to you than anyone else in the world. ",
"unless they're there protecting you... sigh ",
"Too bad your holy book doesn't agree.",
"Your issue is just that you don’t like religion, which isn’t really related to the discussion which was specifically centered on two verses misused out of context. I’m not really looking to get into a religion debate with you. You’ve clearly had it before and we just differ on the mentality of what God is or should be. And most would say that God is just, sometimes harshness and “cruelty” (broad term), are just. The OT is pre-salvation. There is no redemption there, the point of the NT is to establish grace. That’s how it’s viewed, I know you disagree, but as I said, I’m not really debating you, just letting you know how it’s viewed by others. ",
"We will have to respectfully agree to disagree. I know a lot about abusive relationships. And the vast vast majority people don't turn into homicidal maniacs in a millisecond. There's something wrong with people who murder, they enjoy abusing people. And I like to point out that I never once wrote these people off, called them dumb or said I was smarter, better or more special. That was 100% part of your argument only.",
"Pretty sad that basic human decency is all it takes for a church to get stand up applause. ",
"You're saying that you're different than they are. You said that your relationship was better than theirs, *your* husband would never harm you. I guarantee there were plenty of those women who shared the same view. That is writing them off as less than you.\n\nWhat if you're no different than them? ",
">\"I know! We'll make a gun-free zone! We'll put up a sign and everything! It's gonna be just like Denmark!\"\n\n>\"Oh god no he's shooting everyone! How could this happen? DIDN'T HE READ THE SIGN?!\"",
"Everyone is different. Relationships are different. Denying that fact is absolutely more tonic. Different doesn't mean better or worse it just means different. You're deliberately building a straw man argument. I am different. I've never once chosen a guy that abused me, I don't even let my husband get slightly sassy or roll his eyes at me, nor do I to him. Do you honestly believe that these women who were killed were not an abusive relationships? You think they're husband was perfectly loving, spoiling them rotten, never saying ill word to them, never even fighting and then all the sudden decided to murder them because they had a gun? You really believe that? All 18,000?",
"Unlike you, heretic, some of us worship the omnissiah properly.",
"ITT?",
"1) Yes, obviously we are dissecting a story here. I'm jewish FFS.\n\n2) In any case I think the more pertinent lesson in the parable is: Yes, you're right, Jesus was overall more or less a pacifist. And he got nailed to a cross by the dudes with swords. Sure, he got to be resurrected because he's a fancy-pants son of god, but I doubt that'll happen in my case.",
"Allow me to introduce: [The four winds shotgun.](http://www.survivorlibrary.com/library/firearms-saxon_kurt-the_four_winds_shotgun.pdf)",
"I don't think all 18000 were in good relationships, and I don't believe all 18000 were in abusive relationships. I think that putting the means to instantly kill someone in your home is a bad idea. Those papers I linked to you back that up. Your life is statistically shorter for having a gun in the home. They matched people who lived next to each other in the same life circumstances. I understand wanting to believe that research doesn't apply to you. I think that's wrong. ",
"The two holding hands are much more likely to burn in hell than the two holding guns.",
"Ohh. Thank you! ",
"Well, the worst thing that's happened in Tecoma recently was the protests about the new McDonalds.\n\nMaybe you should try things our way insted of talking shit about a hypothetical situation ya dumb cunt.",
"Try looking up the statistics on gun crime in Tecoma ya fucking idiot. Nobody here is gonna break into your house with a gun.",
"THIS.",
"Totally a teaser for the next box office smash: RuPaul VS Deadpool",
"Dude, I can't believe that you believe the Southern Strategy actually happened. It is a myth created by Democrats and Democrat sympathizers in the Republican party. If you look at the election results then you would see that the South didn't go consistently Republican until Reagan. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/ol7OMGBDMao\n\nhttps://youtu.be/yu2VsZPplug\n\nYou haven't provided any facts. The only thing you have done is believe an outdated myth and left out context for Bible verses. \n\nBe honest with yourself, even if Christians did keep their religion to themselves you would still talk down to them and treat as lesser. Also without Christianity the world would be much more barbaric and less advanced.",
"No. I would rather not get shot. :)",
"What about swords? Giggity\n",
"Trucks aren't designed to kill people, guns are",
"Do you know what “irrational” means? Because a weapon is certainly a rational thing to fear. Guns are just that: weapons. Yeah I fear knives too. Anyone walking around brandishing a knife openly is just as unsettling as someone with a gun out in the open. Don’t act like that is an irrational thing to concern yourself with. It doesn’t concern you, fine but don’t belittle others that feel differently.\n\nThe constitution can be wrong, that’s literally the purpose of amendments so appealing to the constitution in this sort of dialogue is unproductive unless you think the constitution as is is perfect and in no need of changing. Keep in mind it was written over 200 years ago before the industrial revolution so things have changed a bit.\n\nSelf proclaimed victims? Would you say that to individuals who have lost loved ones to gun violence? If you would that would make you kind of an asshole.\n\nAnd hey guess what? I understand guns. I grew up in the Deep South and have shot a litany if guns from a shotgun to duck hunt to an AR15 and it’s fun as hell. Doesn’t mean they should be unrestricted. The US has a gun culture, that really is not a controversial statement so your tone here seems misplaced. People can understand guns and disagree and the way you have framed it isn’t going to convince anyone of anything. But I guess that wasn’t your point you just wanted to feel superior or something.",
"Don't strawman. It's a matter of culture, not laws. Switzerland has extremely loose gun laws, and a load of guns, but there's barely any mass shootings here. We have a cultural problem, and getting rid of people's guns goes against the constitution. Why do the places with the tightest gun laws have the highest gun crime in the USA?",
"God is dead and intolerant Christians killed him.",
"That explains the higher crime rate, but doesn't account for the higher total number of violent crimes even though the total number of black people in poverty is less than the total number of white people in poverty. You just skirted the entire point I was making.",
"\"***AAAANGNGNGNKKK***\"\n\nhow about: 1566 Burwood Hwy, Tecoma VIC 3160, Australia.",
"I don't know, if ISIS is bearing down on me, I think I'll take the guys with guns thanks.",
"that is most certainly not what your response said.\n\nyour response said \"people who want gays to have guns don't want gays in the military\"",
"I agree with you. Well I have, my entire life agreed with that position. My Dad always told me that growing up; you'll put yourself in more danger by having a gun. My mother in law became a widow a few years ago, she got a gun to protect herself and I told her the same thing, you will be in more danger. But after having that crazed guy try to break into my home while my husband was gone, watching him through the peephole saying he was \"coming in\" over and over while picking the lock. I realized that I had absolutely no defense, I would have been so incredibly murdered had he gotten in. Partly because I'm currently like 20 pounds under weight and getting a lot of surgeries, basically I'm as weak as an 11 year old. In that moment, I realized I should have the right to self preservation. I live in downtown LA near skid row, the guy breaking into my home was clearly on something. And when you're on certain types of drugs, tasing and pepper spray is ineffective. Basically I just have a different perspective on things now and I feel very vulnerable due to my current health. I don't think having a gun locked up somewhere in my closet it would increase the chance of my husband murdering me by any stretch of the imagination. My husband freaks out if I stub my toe but I understand that people can change. Just weighing the odds, I'm far more likely to have somebody from Skid Row attack me or try to break into my home again then I am my husband. So I'm going with buying a gun. But I respect your opinion and your choice on the matter.",
"But no guns, right?",
"In This Thread",
"But two men holding hands still leaves two hands for guns.. Where's your God now!!!!!",
"I don't need to feel superior, and I know better than to think anyone trolling Reddit wants to change their minds. I just don't respect folks who want to dictate how much freedom good people have, based on the actions of bad people. It's fucking retarded, and everyone knows it. So I was just making fun of it, because it's stupid. \n\nObviously I'm not referring to literal victims, or their families. More so those who live their lives in a way that makes them feel like people want to shoot them. Or who just don't go outside, because they could get hit by a car or abducted. \n\nYou're welcome to live your life in fear. It's your life. My life isn't yours though, and it wouldn't be right to restrict my freedoms based on your special needs. That's all I'm sayin. Don't like guns? Don't own em. Throughout history there have been people who wanted to dictate how others live, and they've pretty much always been dicks. \n\nI dunno. I wouldn't read too much into it. It's the internet. \n\nEdit: with all due respect\n\nAdditional edit: in the context of \"you're welcome to live your life in fear\" \"you\" simply refers to anyone choosing to live in fear, and not directed at you specifically. It's a pretty common turn of phrase, but just in case you were confused. ",
"Oh. -3-",
"Fake church fake Christians ",
"Absolutely! However ya gotta motivate yourself to be a good person is alright with me, if it works. \nI just don't believe the tax exempt status is quite right. Especially since it doesn't extend to all beliefs equally. ",
"Bears bearing bare arms...",
"What if the guns are being used to spread Christianity? ",
"I don’t live my life in fear and never said that I was personally afraid I simply said it was a completely rational fear to have and to declare otherwise is ridiculous. \n\nYour freedom bs is absurd though and I’m sure you draw the line somewhere. Or should everyone be allowed to own atomic weapons because hey I’m not gonna actually blow up any people I just want em! I’m a “good” person after all! What’s retarded is clingy to “muh freedom” so hard. Almost as retarded as saying “don’t like guns don’t own em” because the problem is OTHER people with guns. In fact if you actually read what I said I LIKE guns. I am not afraid of guns. They are fun. Doesn’t mean that they shouldn’t be restricted in certain ways because the greater good is more valuable than your perceived freedom. And you really don’t see the irony in your dogmatic view being forced into others in the name of freedom. It’s not a simple issue stop acting like it begins and ends with freedom. Freedom is restricted when it infringes in the freedom of others. Should everyone be allowed to drive 160 mph weaving in and out of traffic? They are good people and good drivers they won’t hit anyone! They should have the freedom to go as fast as possible with no restriction huh? That’s the mentality that’s fucking retarded\n\nEdit: But hey you don’t want to change any minds and I’m just some ignorant gun fearing moron so please ignore my opinion and don’t bother replying",
"Inuyashiki?",
"All else aside, I wouldn't want to see two men with guns walking into a church either, because that means either an imminent mass shooting or a demon infestation. Not sure which is worse.",
"\"I’m just some ignorant gun fearing moron so please ignore my opinion\"\n\nAgreed, and done. \n",
"Lol you are a sad individual. Maybe one day you will learn to be more open minded. Doubtful though. ",
"Open minded enough to want to impose my fears onto others? Nah. I'll stick with open minded enough to let people live their lives the way they choose. \n\nGet a fucking clue ",
"Because, after all, those are the only two possibilities!\n",
"But not open minded enough to hear out the opinions of others and engage in intellectual discourse. All the hallmarks of pride in ignorance. Get a clue? I have literally stated I also enjoy guns, doesn’t mean they should go without some restriction. It’s not that black and white. What are you like 17? I haven’t talked to such an irrational individual in a while. No one is telling you how to live your life snowflake, some people just see the value in maximizing the benefits of an organized society.\n\nEdit: for someone who claims to not care about changing minds you sure can’t seem to let this one go after getting called out for being an ignorant asshole",
"\"attempting to impress by affecting greater importance, talent, culture, etc., than is actually possessed.\"\n\n[Now explain to me how I'm wrong.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=G2y8Sx4B2Sk)\n",
"Uh huh... intent doesn’t change an objects capability. \n\nDynamite was designed for mining, but for many decades it was used as a weapon of war. You wouldn’t argue for regulation of dynamite because it’s just designed for mining not killing right? ANFO as well, which was used in the Oklahoma City bombing is designed as a mining tool. \n\nSilencers are designed to protect hearing and not disturb neighbors. \n\nMachetes are designed for use in jungle survival. ",
"I know quite a few individuals who did not know how to process the news that there was an uptick in pro-gun LGBT groups. They were stuck between being anti-gun and pro-LGBT and couldn't reconcile the two. ",
"No I havent unfortunately :/",
"Yeah, I agree that it's a bad sign. ",
"By opening the safe, maybe?\n\nYou hear a noise downstairs in the middle of the night, so you unlock the safe and head down with your gun. \n\nAnother option, if you're licensed, is to carry it on your person. That's just about as safe as putting it in a lockbox, if you're a responsible human being. ",
"In This Thread ",
"Indeed, anything with the word \"gun\" in it and the basement dwellers come out of the woodwork.",
"I'd rather take \"none\" then \"could have been more\".",
"I don’t understand why it’s one or the other?",
"No. Don't even try to discredit saner gun laws by using the far left as a boogeyman. I know gun owners who vote solidly for the GOP who are sickened by mass shootings and dead children and want better laws. Its paranoia from people like you who stop reasonable changes.\n\nNote: I used the word reasonable. Focus on that before writing anything in reply.",
"Don't insinuate mean things about Bambi you piece of shit.",
"I don't think it's ethical in the slightest to use gay couples as target practice on range day and I, personally, am appalled by the number of upvotes this post got.",
"Death is death. ",
"So.....one actual school shooting. Thanks for playing.",
"Shame about you being a little snowflake with a victim complex.",
"https://kek.gg/i/3n57_Y.jpeg",
"They have already taught me a lot...\n\nhttps://kek.gg/i/3n57_Y.jpeg",
"The better standard of living in Europe is being destroyed. Did you watch Where to Invade Next? \n\nThe great thing about gun ownership is it decreases the number of no-go zones. I have a feeling that a lot of people who post here are Bolsheviks, so you want more no-go zones. \n\nhttps://www.thelocal.fr/20170519/protest-over-no-go-zone-for-women-in-paris-immigrant-district",
"Yes, I know what happened in Australia in 1996. \n\nDon't you have bombings and stabbings? Don't you have more no-go zones now? \n\nIt is easier for politicians and others in power to betray the people if the people are not armed. ",
"Sure they have. Are you kidding me? ",
"They know they cannot take them away all at once, so they attempt to do it slowly. \n\nHow do you define \"better gun laws\"? A lot of gun crimes are committed because the laws we have in place are not followed. Why bother having more or \"better\" gun laws if the laws we already have are ignored? ",
".... Okay? Point being?",
"Alright so here is the imgur link - https://imgur.com/a/ZsH5m\n\nIt was decent all round. Nothing special but not a bad experience. 3/5 stars.",
"Meanwhile, America has had twelve school shootings this year. \n\nIt's still January. ",
"Lawful gun owners do not commit many gun related crimes. \n\nLook at Chicago and DC. They have very strict gun laws, but gun crimes are very high. \n\nIf your agenda is to make gun ownership illegal then just say so. ",
"I took it as the church saying they're against 2nd amendment rights",
"That is the murder rate per 100,000 people, right? Sort by rate, and the U.S. is not so bad. \n\nIn 2016, 37,461 people were killed in 34,436 crashes, an average of 102 per day. \n\nResearchers: Medical errors now third leading cause of death in United States: \n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/to-your-health/wp/2016/05/03/researchers-medical-errors-now-third-leading-cause-of-death-in-united-states/\n\n",
"Amen brother",
"Have you looked at the places in the U.S. that are responsible for the most gun deaths? Look and see if you notice a pattern. There are certain outliers that really bias the numbers. ",
"LOL. That too. Hahaha! ",
"Would you rather continue as a slave? \n\nI am assuming you know what his going on in Europe... Most people here seem to not have a clue, based on the responses I have been getting. ",
"That's your argument? Guns aren't so bad because other things can kill people too?\n\nThose other things weren't designed and built with the express and sole purpose of killing things, they have some other value. You can't regulate something useful too heavily because it's needed. Guns aren't needed for anything except stopping other people with guns. They exist to deal with the issue of their existence.",
"My point is an objects design intent is not a good criteria for determining what’s “bad” and what’s not. \n\nMake some other argument, but it’s “intended Design” is very weak as I’ve outlined its failings as a criteria in my previous comment. \n\nGuns have plenty of uses as well, such as sport (3gun, trap shooting, biathlon) hunting, self defense. Do you not see the utility in gun ownership? \n\nDo you realize that out of hundreds of millions of legally owned guns in the US only a minuscule fraction are ever used improperly, and usually this is by organized crime or people who legally were not allowed to be in possession of firearms? ",
"Yes, I am aware... ",
"Point being that if you want to save the most lives you could ban cars. Or bikes. Gun deaths are pretty low. Yet that's what you prioritize.",
"Right because his response said gay people should only be shooting bullets on the shooting range - implying that they shouldn't be in the army shooting other people.",
"Yes. I order a steak. The steak is brought to me. That doesn't mean my order changed. Are you retarded?",
"Busting out statistics isn't the best idea in the country with the highest incarceration rate in the world. And a murder rate worse than more than half the world. Kuwait, Liberia, Libya, and Syria all have less murders per capita than the U.S., along with literally every other first world nation.\n\nSo if you want to argue that an object's use, rather than its intent, determines if it's good or bad, then guns are still bad.",
"So this is what happens when an argument collapses on itself. Nice. ",
"Yea, so would every sane person. Some use guns, some bombs, some cars. Its all horrible but you have to look at the bright side in times of darkness. Even if he only saved one life, thank god he was there. ",
"I've lived in Europe nearly my entire life, you doobus.\n\nNo, we're just fine with fewer guns per capita, thanks. Remarkably, you might say, contrary to alt-right propaganda, we are not being overrun by any islamic caliphates or whatever, neither do we live in a socialist prison or whatever other nonsense they're spewing these days.\n\nVery many people I know, including many Americans, would agree with the statement that America is enslaved *by* its affinity for firearms.\n\nI've got no fucking qualms with gun ownership in general. You just have way, *way* too many of them, way too many bad people owning them and able to get them too easily, and the culture surrounding gun ownership is really, really unhealthy.",
"For reals whats the point of being gay if you're not packing heat.",
"Nope, we don't have no go zones, nor bombings. Very few stabbings also. True, but I believe it's worth it to not worry about being victim to a mass shooting when going to school. It's also nice to know the violent gangs of Sudanese refugees have difficulty acquiring firearms, because the police and government certainty won't do anything else about them.",
"But it does mean you don't expect another steak, right?",
">Dude, I can't believe that you believe the Southern Strategy actually happened\n\nThat's some ignorant shit right there, but I am sure with your high school education(if that) you know more than historians and political scientists. I am not going to watch your stupid backwards YouTube clips by someone who probably calls it the War Of Northern Aggression \n\n>You haven't provided any facts. The only thing you have done is believe an outdated myth and left out context for Bible verses.\n\nExcept the lines themselves. There is a reason why Christians have Bible study because it's pretty apparent the Bible is an amoral book that lets you justify anything you want from genocide to slavery.\n\n>Be honest with yourself, even if Christians did keep their religion to themselves you would still talk down to them and treat as lesser.\n\nNo, I would think they are stupid but entitled to their belief.\n\n> Also without Christianity the world would be much more barbaric and less advanced.\n\nIt is making it more barbaric and less civilized now. The most backwards places in the Western World are the most religious ",
"It doesn't suddenly mean I hate steak and don't want to be around it anymore, and my previous like of steak is invalidated and can be forgotten.\n\nAgain, look at Malachi 3:6.",
"Why are you so angry over this? Smoke a joint and relax. I don't care if they have a gun or not, I'm not letting them steal my stuff or even attempt it. I wouldn't want my family to have to go through that fear of knowing someone broke into their house. It can scar people for awhile. And considering I'm usually up late at night with a dog that barks at the slightest sound from outside there's a good chance Id know when the robber is trying to break in. If seeing me wasn't enough to scare them off then that's what the gun is for. And considering I live about 30-50 mins from East Chicago someone breaking in with a gun wouldn't be too crazy, but that's not even the point. The gun is there if I need it, doesn't mean I'm gonna shoot someone without thinking just because I have one. It isn't doing me any harm by having it so why wouldn't I?",
"LOL. We don't have no go zones or bombings? \n\nShouldn't Sudanese refugees be in Sadan? \n\nI remember when Bill Clinton ordered the bombing of the Al-Shifa factory in Sadan, and 10,000 plus people died because of it. \n\nAl-Shifa pharmaceutical factory: \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Al-Shifa_pharmaceutical_factory",
"So now you change your analogy. You're first was saying a fulfilment of a request was made and I challenged to say that once fulfilled it isn't required. Now you are saying that \"liking steak\" is the thing that must be fulfilled, not \"ordering steak\". Moving goalposts much?",
"literally nowhere does he imply they shouldn't be in the military. Mostly because gun ownership is completely independent of military membership in this country. If you're not from the US I can see how you'd make that mistake but here the two are completely unrelated.",
"Whatever, dipshit, I specifically pointed out that your stupid god doesn't change according to Malachi 3:6 and that still holds.",
"You do not say where you live in Europe. Which country? \n\nI notice that there are not too many immigrants from African or the Middle East going to Switzerland, the Vatican, or the City of London. \n\nIf your government turns on you, how will you defend yourself if you have no guns? \n\n",
"Yah I get that you guys in Aus have nothing to worry about, but I'm in the US and live about 30-40 mins from East Chicago ",
"How am I a liar..? Are you doing coke rn or what? You seem a little spazzy",
"The first half is fine but the second half loses me.",
"What galls you more, men in love or men at war?",
"It's what happens when you apply consistent logic to a argument.",
"No shit sherlock thats why it was a joke. He said they shouldn't be shooting other people - that is an implication they shouldn't be in the armed forces - but it wasn't properly qualified. I think it went over your head chief.",
"Because “it is the current year” is such a powerful argument for a 2000 year old faith. ",
"Except this church is anti-open carry. And probably totally anti-gun because it’s Australia.",
"So which countries are you claiming are being overrun with immigrants that require being dealt with using firearms widespread in the hands of civilians?\n\nIf my government turns on me, all hell will be upon them politically and economically speaking. They would not last long at all. Consider also that most parliaments in Europe are not two-party systems, but rather coalitions and FPTP minority governments. And there's significant pressure from EU neighbors for the government behaving in good faith and respecting the rights of the populace. Besides, currently the police and the average army battalion are being underpaid and resources stretched, and are not pleased with the government at all, so I can't imagine they'd fall in line with any order given to oppress the general population with the use of force. We have specific laws prohibiting the military and law enforcement from carrying out orders against human rights, anyway.\n\nGuns in the hands of civilians are really not required here in the slightest.",
"Especially when people don’t have many guns in Australia. Gotta virtue signal, though. ",
"I'd still much rather have the no deaths thanks.",
"I'd rather see \"Microbrewery and gastropub coming soon\".",
"There is nowhere that says that. In fact, that same pastor makes it clear that all that is required for salvation is to call on the name of Christ and no more.",
"Well since we are going with Jesus (which is my preference too, considering my view that all else are merely fallible men), let's go with the most famous of quotes \"that whoever believes in him shall not perish but have eternal life\". Nothing about having to repent there.",
"You did not answer my question. What country are you in? \n\n\"We have specific laws prohibiting the military and law enforcement from carrying out orders against human rights, anyway.\" I am sure you do. LOL. We also have such laws, and plenty of guns to back it up. There is a reason the U.S. government fears us. ",
"> Out of context and isolated.\n\nRead the entirety of Chapter 3 and tell me it is out of context and isolated. Because he repeats himself in verses 14 AND 18. ",
"love my baby she's bloody thirsty for some libbies hehe",
"The videos are from well respected documentary film maker D'nnish D'souza who has never been criticized for being inaccurate. \n\nAlso nice ad hominems, and I am actually in college. Also are you denying that many colleges actively discriminate aganist conservatives and promote radical leftists.\n\nSo if there are scholars dedicated to a subject that is a sign that the subject is amoral? \n\nYou are probably referring to Latin America and the Islamic world. Islam and Christianity are vastly different religions thus lumping Islam and Christianity together is extremely problematic if you care about accuracy. Latin America's problem is not because of religion but due to a culture where they do not care about natural rights like freedom of speech, property rights, and et cetera . ",
"So two buddies hunting after a moose is bad now?",
">The videos are from well respected documentary film maker D'nnish D'souza who has never been criticized for being inaccurate.\n\nRespected by who? The guy is a piece of shit who has cheated on his wife and has been arrested. I know conservatives don't care about people cheating but I do.\n\n>Also nice ad hominems, and I am actually in college.\n\nDoubt it and you use Ad Hominem wrong like every conservative does. I don't what it is about conservatives and not being able to apply Greek fallacies.\n\n>So if there are scholars dedicated to a subject that is a sign that the subject is amoral?\n\nIt's called history, the Bible has been used to justify slavery and genocide.\n\n>You are probably referring to Latin America and the Islamic world. Islam and Christianity are vastly different religions thus lumping Islam and Christianity together is extremely problematic if you care about accuracy.\n\nNo I am talking about the South and pretty much you use makes them a developing country. While states and regions that are the least religious are the most advance ",
"Why specifically do you need guns to intimidate your government? IMO there was a time when that was necessary, but it has not been that time for a good 60 years now at least, arguably very much longer.\n\nAdditionally, let me posit this question: what are your thoughts as to why the average European is generally much less gung-ho (politically) about owning guns than your average American southerner? Are these arguments in fact more cultural based on where you and I been brought up, and we develop Ad Hoc reasons to justify and satisfy our positions?\n\nI'm from Britain, but I've recently spent a few 4-10 month stints in Holland and Germany. I'm also in France, Italy or Hungary during holidays, annually.",
"i have absolutely no clue what's going on here anymore.",
"> Why are you so angry over this?\n\nFuck off cunt. That's just how I talk. Trust an American to be more offended by language than school shootings.\n\n",
"Uhh what? How does me owning a gun mean I'm more offended by your language than school shootings? You're making your self sound like an angry retard. As I already said, please go smoke a joint and take it easy for the day ",
"Second Amendment \"A well regulated Militia, being necessary to the security of a free State, the right of the people to keep and bear Arms, shall not be infringed.\" \n\nPeople were corrupt and power hungry back then, and they are still corrupt and power hungry. It is human nature. Have you ever worked with horses? They will always test you to see how much they can get away with. If they get away with something this time, then they will try to get away with more the next time. They test and test to see who the leader is. Same thing with humans. \n\nIt is human nature for a government to want more and more power. Are you aware of the legislation being pushed through Congress? The government has been in violation of the U.S. Constitution for a long time, and they keep taking more and more. \n\nIt is tradition here to learn how to operate a gun when young, and to own guns. I see people with a gun in their holster at the coffee shop I go to. So, it is part of the culture here. I also have everything I need to reload my own ammunition. A lot of Americans do. \n\nOK, Britain. Then you know what has happened in Britain the past few years. Your rights are being taking away. I believe you are not allowed to post certain viewpoints on the internet, and you are not even allowed to surf certain websites. \n\nI know several people from Britain, and they are against gun ownership. LOL. It must be part of the culture. \n\nWow! Very cool. I am glad you get to travel so much. I just hope that things stay safe for you and your family. I would also like to visit those places. \n\nAre you a New World Order globalist? ",
"But what if those 2 men are attacked by bigots with weapons? Then what? ",
"I get that. I'm an Aussie who is very anti gun, but not one for calling people names over it. I understand it's a complex issue, and comes with deep rooted cultural mindsets. But I'll try address some of your earlier comment. \n\nIf a criminal breaks in, 9 times out of then they are coming to rob you, not murder you. The majority of gun crimes are in the US are gang related. Much like in Aus, of course our criminals have guns, but they are used on other criminals, not the general public. \n\nYou're right, there is no warning for a home invasion, if you have no time to hide, you have no time to get a gun out of your safe either. If you don't keep your guns locked in a safe, then that is careless and the gun is more likely to be accidentally used by someone else finding it, or stolen. \n\nMost of us here don't have the \"fuck you it's mine\" mindset. If someone is coming to steal shit, let 'em, that's what home contents insurance is for. It's a better alternative than a stand off with a gun, that would turn a simple robbery into a death. \n\nEither way, both countries have strong opinions on this issue, and there's no easy solution. But it's very hard to understand just how protective of gun rights you guys are from an outsiders perspective. \n\n",
"God didn't give us the right, the right to self defense is a natural right.",
"Evidence for the first allegations is needed. Also he was targeted by the Obama administration for making a movie and writing books critical of him. Also projecting much? Do like Bill Clinton, FDR, JFK, Andrew Jackson and countless other democrats that got caught cheating. \n\n\nhttps://yourlogicalfallacyis.com/ad-hominem I actually used it correctly. You questioned my education and intelligence. \n\nIt has been improperly used and I have never denied that. The perpetrators make it obvious to anyone who has read the Bible. \n\nIf you actually look at the data that it not entirely true. While for some Southern States it is true that they aren't doing so well there many northern States that do not do well either (for example New Hampshire and Vermont). There is a much closer relation to higher populations which shows with the three states with the highest GDPs are California, Texas, and New York. Which also happens to be the three most populous states. ",
"I'm up late at night and a dog who barks at anything so chances are I'm gonna be awake and ready if there's an attempted robbery. The gun isn't there to kill no matter what, it's there if I need it. If seeing me and hearing a dog isn't enough to scare them off then that's what the gun is for. Doesn't mean Im gonna kill them, but if they continue to try and break in they are probably armed with a knife or gun and that's when my gun comes into play. Not gonna let someone come into my home, put a weapon to me, steal my belongings, and scar my family. If they have a knife I can shoot them in the leg and call the cops. If they have a gun then obviously I shoot them, it wouldn't be stand off either because like I said most likely I'm gonna know their coming and I'll be waiting for them so the second I see a gun I'd know to fire. If they are unarmed then then I'd still pull the gun if I must and make them wait till the police come. If they run? I will not shoot. It's only their if I need it. Not gonna just shoot any chance I get ",
"Murder rate is irrelevant to this conversation unless it was committed with a gun. It seems you’re trying to argue with a red herring. \n\nThe US is at [a 30 year low](https://www.cdc.gov/mmwr/preview/mmwrhtml/su6203a28.htm) for murder rates too as gun sales soar. ",
"Jokes are usually funny.",
"You're the one who keeps it going, princess. \nIf you aren't tying to impose your whims on others, what exactly are you still rambling about? That is literally the only thing I've taken issue with. Believe whatever pussy-ass shit you want. Just don't impose it on me. \nThis can't be that hard to understand. ",
"I have no idea where you get that from. Would you rather be prepared for the worst and not need it than not be prepared if that time comes? Pretty logical conclusion for me and a large majority of others ",
"Touche.",
"The higher total murder count is [explained](https://www.ncbi.nlm.nih.gov/pmc/articles/PMC4097310/) by other factors that plague black communities more than other communities; [female head of households](https://www.census.gov/prod/2013pubs/p20-570.pdf), and [higher unemployment rates](https://www.bls.gov/web/empsit/cpsee_e16.htm).",
"Your cognitive dissonance is astounding. Literally the only thing I take issue with is your belittling of the other side of the issue while taking pride in your ignorance of it. Not a good look. But you clearly feel good about your hard headed ness and perceived superiority so congrats. Hopefully one day you can learn how to have productive discourse",
"They eagerly elected an openly lecherous serial philanderer to the highest office. One doesn't have a series of progressively younger wives without some infidelity... and that's just the tip of the iceberg.",
"I'll forgive you calling it a red herring, I figured you already knew that firearms are the number one choice of murder weapon in the U.S., more than doubling the number of homicides using any other means.\n\nBut if you care for more specificity, there's the fact the U.S. has had more than 20 mass shootings in 2018 already, and we're only a month in! That's more than one every 2 days.",
"My husband and I do that.",
"I'm confused?\n\nLibertarians support gays in the military without any hypocrisy.",
"Republicans wouldn't with hypocrisy I mean.\n\nBasically What I'm saying is that while there is plenty of hypocrisy within both conservative and libertarian camps, that doesn't mean it's the case here and there's no reason to assume it, particularly when the other guy gave a more libertarian than conservative standpoint.\n\nFuck even socialists are ostensibly pro gun and, if they followed their own rules, wouldn't be opposed to that.",
"):",
"Citation or source please.",
"The bodies pulled out of Las Vegas or Sandy Hook, CT would disagree, if they could. I will note the Sandy Hook killer used his mother's legally registered weapons.\n\nDo not put words into my mouth. I am more than capable of expressing myself.\n\n I do not support making gun ownership illegal.\n\nIs that clear enough for you?",
"God damn it! I've been saying it wrong this entire time! But was all the excuse I needed to watch that episode again!",
"I don't understand why anyone needs military grade firepower. I don't understand why any legal gun owner needs multiple 50+ round clips of ammunition. \n\nStop using THEY. Its the word used by paranoia idiots who are too lazy or stupid to use real people's names. If thats insulting, too bad pby1000.",
"I’m quite aware of the statistics, but you need to be specific when making a claim to speak of the relevant parts. Including the additional 20% of murders that happens by other means when saying “murder” instead of “murder with firearms” gives misleading information. \n\nWhile guns are the most common object used in murder in the US, I’d like to see more info on your claim that this rate (firearm murders per 100,000 people) is higher than those places you claimed. \n\nI’d also like to see your source for the mass shooting claim, as I’ve seen some very doctored numbers in the past about school shootings which included gang violence several blocks from schools on the weekends as well as kids playing with Airsoft guns on playgrounds after school hours. I don’t trust numbers unless I can see the methodology in their gathering. \n\nAgain, we’ve seen negative correlation however with gun sales and murder rates, including firearm murder rates. This shows that either more guns reduces murder rates, or that the two are unrelated and something else is the cause, which is my personal belief. ",
"> Republicans wouldn't with hypocrisy I mean.\n\n... that statement doesn't really make any sense.",
"Hah yeah sorry, I don't really know what I meant either, it was posted when I was in a moving car and it looks like a whole word got auto-corrected out.\n\nMy meaning comes after that though. Essentially, while there *are* hypocrites out there, I have no reason to believe the other poster was being one.",
"I've tried that, still uncomfortable. Got bad arm joints though, that doesn't help at all.",
"How is you meth epidemic where you live? I can't even go to the local gas station without meth/crack heads asking for change. People OD in the bathroom all the time. Those people don't give a flying fuck about you just the next fix and they will do whatever it takes to get it including robbing you. Countless time every day people are the \"good guy with a gun.\" They also didn't expect to have to use their firearm but they did and they are still walking the planet. ",
"Ahh, the old stomping ground...",
"There is a no-go zone in Paris and maybe in London but still, what about citys like Baltimore, Detroit or New Orleans (and im sure that list is longer). Do the guns in that area make it safer?",
"I'm sorry I just really, really can't take someone seriously when they unironically talk about \"globalists\", let alone \"new world order\".",
"I'm hardly ignorant of the other side, and I'm not belittling it. I simply don't want it imposed on me. \nApologies if I haven't expressed myself monosyllabically enough for you to understand, but it's really very simple: \nYou're entitled to your feelings, snowflake. So long as you're not imposing them on others, no problem!\n\nPeople like you are always for taking away freedoms rather than addressing the real issue of our broken humanity. By that logic, we'll eventually be living in cells. Rather than taking away liberties until the self-proclaimed victims of the world can feel we're sufficiently nerfed, maybe we should turn our focus to the mental health issues that cause a person to commit mass shootings. We've seen where putting band-aids on this cancer gets us. Just gotta be intelligent enough to understand the patterns written on the wall, have enough perspective to see why they're relevant, and we've gotta have enough integrity to know and do what's right, even though the liberal media refuses to engage in anything even remotely resembling intellectual discourse. \n\nI've nothing inherently against the values of the left, and in fact lean left myself, on most issues. I've just little respect for any adults who still think with their emotions instead of their brains. \n\nTo each their own, though!\n\nJust at LEAST have enough wherewithal and perspective to understand how fucking childish you sound. You're pitching a fit because my freedom could potentially make you a bit uneasy. You've asserted that the freedom for decent citizens to own guns imposes on some peoples freedom to live in a gun free society. You don't want my freedom to be free to infringe on your(sides) freedom to feel safe. I'm fully capable of understanding that, so let's do a quick little test of YOUR cognitive abilities: the freedom for self-decided victims to live in a gun free society, infringes on the freedom for decent, law abiding citizens to own their guns and continue their way of life. Sound at all familiar to you? Both sides feel pretty much the same way. Just gotta be capable of viewing things objectively. \n\nI know it's pretty basic stuff, but you've exhibited a real difficulty in understanding these obvious parallels. \n\nPoint is NEITHER side should have the right to impose their freedoms on the other side. Unfortunately, there's too damn many people on the planet. Everybody's got their own take on things, their own aspirations, and their own fears. Somewhere along the line, we have GOT to compromise. Fears being so subjective, there is literally no way to subdue everyone's fears at once. So to cater entirely to one side of an argument is essentially saying that anyone who feels any other way simply does not count. I mean seriously. This is incredibly basic, liberty shit. We have to compromise with everyone being fairly content, because as soon as we decide to focus on making one miniscule sect of humanity entirely happy, we essentially admit we don't care at all about the happiness of the other side. \nI imagine you're relatively young. Mid to late 20s if I had to guess. I totally get that some things seems pretty easy when we're only capable or willing to consider one perspective on it. Eventually we all grow up, though. There comes a point in life (used to be around 25) where the absurdity of honestly thinking the whole world should cater to your whims becomes ever more apparent. Because eventually we get our heads out of our asses, and realize that EVERYone has their own whims, that don't always align with ours. \n\nYou've made it pretty clear that my hope is in vain, but if nothing else I'd hope you're finally able to recognize the similarities in feelings on both sides of the debate. Neither side wants their liberties imposed on. One side is just naive enough to believe more laws is the path to their perceived freedom. The irony is almost palpable, but c'es la vie!\n\nI'm sure you'll respond...\n\n\nEdit: I'm sure by \"productive discourse\" you just mean you want me to agree with you. Your feelings don't supersede anyone else's though. So I'm not gonna lie to you. ",
"Ohhh man this is r/iamverysmart material right here. You are quite literally all over the place. Do you even realize how this “discussion” (and I hesitate to grant your incoherent fits with such a title) began? You addressed an issue in a tone rife with condescension, ignorance, and a complete disregard for nuance. This is all I took issue with. I pointed it out and yet it somehow continues to evade your grasp that perhaps there is a better way to express yourself and your views particularly if they are so clearly “correct” as you presume them to be. I noted that an intellectual discussion it is best to give the other side of the argument the proper understanding and respect which you somehow now claim to do in spite of having quite literally done nothing of the sort. Like it or not “the other side” here is inherently a position that would impose on you so acting as if you can respect the other side while clearly not doing so is disingenuous. Disregarding the nuance and acting as if the issue is that simple is also intellectually dishonest as I’m sure you draw the line somewhere unless you are literally an anarchist. Yet when I attempted to address perhaps where you draw this line you completely cowered away because it is clear your position is not particularly thought out or define besides the simple act of plugging your ears and yelling “but muhh freedoms!”\n\nYou continue to insult me and straw man the position while meandering and fumbling about trying to even come up with a coherent reply to any particular point. Who said anything about “the left?” You are wildly drawing assumptions about my entire ideology for the purpose of insult yet NONE of that was ever brought up or holds any relevancy to the discussion at hand. Also for future reference the “slippery slope” arguments are typically fallacious and should be avoided particularly one as extreme as what you have posited here.\n\nWhat does ANY of this have to do with snowflakes or thinking with emotions? Could you even trace this argument to the beginning? Where did emotion come into play? Here is the problem: you genuinely seem to lack the ability to understand the other side in spite of claiming to and as such you simply cast it aside as “emotional” and yours as rational when seemingly it is actually the opposite. Believe it or not it is possible to have a rational position on either side of the issue however yours seems primarily fueled by emotion and a obsession with freedom. In reality I have said very little on my actual position or how your freedom might be limited because my entire point was simply that it is possible to hold a rational position on the opposite side of the issue.\n\nTo each their own? Are you kidding me? Yeah no shit people can believe whatever they want but that’s a bit of a hollow statement when you refuse to give an ounce of credibility to the opposing side because you oppose it so fundamentally. That is not productive at all.\n\nHow have I “pitched a fit” or acted “childishly?” That seems like a lot of projection if you ask me as it seems you are the one who has been incredibly emotional through this. I mean for fucks sake you are still managing to be condescending and question my cognitive abilities simply because I disagree with you to an undefined extent. Do you not see the problem with that? Are you capable of calm respectful discourse? It sure does not seem that way. I have understood very clearly your position from the beginning and I’m not sure what has indicated to you otherwise. It is incredibly ignorant to make so many assumptions about someone you are disagreeing with and then proceed to argue with those assumptions rather than the actual positions given. I mean this is basic shit here. \n\nYou act as if I don’t understand the other side though I clearly stated that I did and why and simply that it is INTELLECTUALLY POSSIBLE to disagree with that side. Your conclusion is not necessarily right no matter how much you keep saying it. You haven’t the slightest idea who I am yet you continue to act as though you do and quite frankly it makes you come across incredibly insecure. \n\nThough you claim to understand the other side, here is a hint: it isn’t about “fear,” it’s not about “feelings,” it’s about the act that just maybe some restrictions could prevent some gun violence and any lives saved in so doing are worth it. I mean you are speaking as though the current restrictions shouldn’t even be there because laws don’t solve anything? Should the latest psychiatric patient released be able to waltz in to Wal Mart and pick up a gun? I certainly hope you wouldn’t be so staunchly espousing freedom. \n\nCompromise is literally MY point here not yours. You are taking the complete extreme position whereas I simply suggested “hey maybe some further restrictions might help” not “take all the guns!” Not every issue can be boiled down to liberty, sorry that’s just not how it works.\n\nThe irony is you acted as if you didn’t want to change any minds and yet you continue to type a wall of text and reply yet you mock me for replying? I was the one who promoted discourse because that leads to progress but you are clearly a lost cause. You aren’t capable of the slightest semblance of calm discourse. I would recommend that some day you learn to engage in a discussion without resorting to assumptions, straw men, insults, and condescension.\n\nEdit: you can not point to a single instance implying that to be what I mean by productive discourse. Go ahead, read through it all again. You are so ridiculously out of touch if that’s what this conversation has seemed like to you. Pull your head out of your ass and look around once in a whike",
"My sources for mass shootings are [this](https://www.massshootingtracker.org/data), and [this](http://www.gunviolencearchive.org/mass-shooting).\n\nRatings for murders per 100 000 people were found [here](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_countries_by_intentional_homicide_rate).\n\nSince you seem to know about statistics and correlation, I feel I should point out that while gun sales have increased, the population has increased along with it, keeping the percentage of households holding one or more firearms [relatively the same](https://www.statista.com/statistics/249740/percentage-of-households-in-the-united-states-owning-a-firearm/).\n\nEdit: Further research found the gun ownership rate has gone down, which correlates with the decrease in gun violence and murder you mentioned.\n\n[Source1](https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/wonk/wp/2016/06/29/american-gun-ownership-is-now-at-a-30-year-low/?utm_term=.01ec3f77f745)\n\n[Source2](http://www.norc.org/PDFs/GSS%20Reports/GSS_Trends%20in%20Gun%20Ownership_US_1972-2014.pdf)\n\n[Source3](http://demographicdata.org/facts-and-figures/gun-ownership-statistics/)",
">Evidence for the first allegations is needed.\n\nHe plead guilty in court. His degree is in English and he has no education in politics or history\n\n>Also he was targeted by the Obama administration for making a movie and writing books critical of him.\n\nCitation needed\n\n> I actually used it correctly. You questioned my education and intelligence.\n\nNo I based my observation on the fact that you don't believe in the Southern Strategy, which only brain washed idiots don't believe in therefore it's not Ad Hominem. Like I said you don't understand it.\n\n >It has been improperly used and I have never denied that. The perpetrators make it obvious to anyone who has read the Bible.\n\nNow you are the who is using a Greek Fallacy, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/No_true_Scotsman\n\n>There is a much closer relation to higher populations which shows with the three states with the highest GDPs are California, Texas, and New York. Which also happens to be the three most populous states.\n\nIf you even break it down even more, you see rural regions tend to be very religious and low on all economic and social indicators. ",
"I haven’t looked at your sources yet, I will later and will update this comment when I do. \n\nIt should be noted that people who own guns are increasingly less likely to report that they own them in surveys due to recent gun regulation pushes. In my experience this has lead to me not trusting any ownership rate statistics. It would be interesting if there was some study examining hunting to try to determine ownership rates. \n\n",
"The dadjoke force is strong!!",
"Bambi was many generations ago, you could see a rather distant descendant now. ",
"That explains your point of view then. Someone declared war on you and you do not realize it. ",
"Nope. Not at all. The gun laws there don't make them safer, either, right? ",
"The police and military have such weapons, so he citizens can, too. \n\nIt is a general discussion, so using they is appropriate. ",
"I think LV was a government operation, either the CIA or FBI. They botched it, as usual. \n\nI said \"If\". Fair enough. ",
"I will look for links later, but Hillary and Pelosi come to mind. ",
"Again no one has critized him for being wrong, and hard core leftists have only attacked his character not his information. 95% of all court cases end in a plea deal regardless of the actual guilt of the defendant, without plea deals the American Crimminal Justice system would come to a complte halt.\n\nNo one found guilty of what he did, had ever gotten as serious a punishment as he did. Granted the only source I have is his ducemnatary about the Democratic party but again he has never been criticized on having wrong information.\n\nWhich I provided evidence to the contrary. So it seems like you are just digging in to your wrong belief, which is a a very common thing to do. Again the South did not start going Republican until Reagan and Reagan did not campaign on racial issues but making America great and having a war hawkish altitude towards the USSR. \n\nIt you actually look at the Bible objectively then you will see that the Bible has expressly condemned racism, slavery, misogyny, and genocide. The Bible repeatly States that all humans are descended from Adam and Eve and thus we are all brothers and sisters of the human race. Even in the Old Testament with Judaism being a very insular religion there was no discrimation aganist Gentiles who agreed to convert. King David was even descended from the Gentile woman Ruth. And in the New Testament Christ told his followers to preach to all nations so that they may have a chance at salvation. In Exodus when God freed the Israelites from Bondage he told them \"I am the Lord your God who took you out of Egypt, out of the House of Bondage\".While there certainly were indentured servants, indentured servants are far different than slaves since indentured servants chose to serve one man or family in exchange for a payment at the end of the contract. Also there is no accounts of the Israelites mistreating their indentured servants. We have already gone over women's pace in society and God's eyes. So here is a summary, women were equal to men in God's eyes but their role on Earth was different due to biological differences between men and women. Also because of those differences men are expected to gladly die for their wives if the need presents itself. Genocide means that you are killing of a people due to being genetically different than your own group and with all people belonging to one race due to everyone being descended from Adam and Eve. \n\nFarming isn't exactly a super lucrative career path, unless you are growing cash crops or a huge corporation that is modifying the genome of the crops (Monsanto used to charge an arm and leg for their seeds). So again it is more based off population levels and density. Which isn't a new idea and we have been seeing that result since the industrial revolution. That is why Russia had a comparatively hard time industrializing because of how large their land was and how spread out its people was. You are trying to pin religion on something that religion has no affect on. Also crime is far higher in the big cities such LA and Chicago, but I am not blaming that solely on lack of religion. It is more to due to low economic prospects and a lack of fathers in the home. ",
"Not trying to attack you here (I promise), but do you ever feel as if you're wrong about the \"new world order\" stuff? Like, a dose of self awareness and being self critical about your views is really healthy. The NWO nuts I've come across have all been stubbornly entirely convinced of themselves and never take a step back to check, and they fall into the confirmation bias trap in pretty much every single argument they have - also accusing anyone who disagrees with them as being part of this alleged New World Order shit they hate so much. I'm hoping you're more self-aware than that and don't mind being wrong sometimes?",
"> Again no one has critized him for being wrong, and hard core leftists have only attacked his character not his information. \n\nHe is full of shit and I don't waste my time debunking his bull shit. He hasn't even taken an American history class even in high school. Yet he thinks he knows more than people with masters and PHD's in history. Him and you are what is a matter with this country, both of you think your feels are correct and the experts are wrong.\n\n>Granted the only source I have is his ducemnatary about the Democratic party but again he has never been criticized on having wrong information.\n\nFor some reason you conservatives don't understand how the government works. Obama doesn't have the power to use the Justice Department as a political tool. You have the same problem a Trump where he is demanding loyalty pledges from law enforcement. That's not how the law enforcement agencies work, hence you have no proof that Democrats did anything. Your tribal thinking makes you defend people of your tribe no matter how corrupt they are.\n\n>It you actually look at the Bible objectively then you will see that the Bible has expressly condemned racism, slavery, misogyny, and genocide.\n\nWhen two men are fighting and the wife of one of them intervenes to drag her husband clear of his opponent, if she puts out her hand and catches hold of the man by his privates, you must cut off her hand and show her no mercy. Deuteronomy 25:11\n\nThen because of the dire straits to which you will be reduced when your enemy besieges you, you will eat your own children, the flesh of your sons and daughters whom the Lord has given you. Deuteronomy 28:53\n\nSlaves, submit yourselves to your masters with all respect, not only to those who are good and considerate, but also to those who are harsh. 1 Peter 2:18\n\nWhen the Lord your God brings you into the land you are entering to possess and drives out before you many nations . . . then you must destroy them totally. Make no treaty with them, and show them no mercy. Deuteronomy 7:1-2\n\nI could go on\n\n>Farming isn't exactly a super lucrative career path, unless you are growing cash crops or a huge corporation that is modifying the genome of the crops \n\nYeah it is, small scale farming isn't.\n\n> That is why Russia had a comparatively hard time industrializing because of how large their land was and how spread out its people was.\n\nThere lack of human capital and shitty government had more to do with it.\n\n>Also crime is far higher in the big cities such LA and Chicago, but I am not blaming that solely on lack of religion. I\n\nlol those areas of high crime are also very religious. \n\n\n",
"Well yeah, christians don't actually follow the bible. And they all know more than the \"god\" that wrote it. It's not surprising to find some religious nut saying words don't mean what they mean.",
"I said PRESIDENTIAL candidates. Pelosi was never one. You have reading comprehension problems and bore me.",
"You have difficultly with reason and basic English. By your logic everyone should carry rockets and atomic weapons because the military does.",
"No she should not treat him like the Lord he is below the Lord and equal to her, just because they have different family roles does not mean they are not equal. The man is the protector of the house and the woman is the caretaker without one role the other will fail. That is why the bible teachers against divorce and for marriage because each member provides a bennicial role for the other.",
">No she should not treat him like the Lord he is below the Lord and equal to her, just because they have different family roles does not mean they are not equal. The man is the protector of the house and the woman is the caretaker without one role the other will fail. That is why the bible teachers against divorce and for marriage because each member provides a bennicial role for the other.\n\nAssigning roles like that based on gender is inherently unequal. A woman can be a protector and provider just as well as a man, a man can be a caretaker just as well as a woman, and both are fully capable of fulfilling both roles at the same time.\n\nYou're arguing with the actual words in the bible in which she is told to submit. Not honor, not be in an equal partnership with, but submit. Judeo-Christian values are fundamentally patriarchal and treat women as something for men to have instead of people in their own right.",
"Well, Elon Musk designed a flame thrower to sell to the public. ",
"Hillary was. LOL. ",
"They do, cops don't have to fear for their lives like in the US and we don't have a mass shooting every week. ",
"I understand your point of view. People can think differently than me. Have you listened to speeches of certain world leaders? I mean, if they talk about the NWO in their speeches, then it must be real, right? They also write about it in books. \n\nI don't see how anyone can say the NWO is not real at this point in time. They openly discuss it. \n\nOf course, you are entitled to your point of view. Just keep it in mind as events progress. ",
"it is not inherently unequal, men and women are not they same they do not think the same, they do not value the same things, they both were created to fulfill equally important tasks in the household. a man *could* be a caretaker and a woman *could* be a protector but each gender was created to best complete each role. and yes in the bible they use the words \"submit\" but we can't look at the bible and analyze it word for word, instead we have to look at the ideas presented in each verse because the bible is old and has been translated hundreds of times so its impossible to tell if submit and the connotation it holds was the original intention but weather that's true or not the idea of women as the care taker and man as the protector, 2 equal parts of the relationship that both work to better and aid each other.",
"> men and women are not they same they do not think the same, they do not value the same things, they both were created to fulfill equally important tasks in the household.\n\nok well we're clearly not going to have any form of agreement if you're starting from a fundamentally different viewpoint and generalizing two halves of the species \n\nWe weren't \"created\".",
"clearly we can't agree if you going to try and point out the flaws of a belief without acknowledging its roots. ",
"Its roots are instrumental to its flaws.",
"It's roots give context to the ideas",
"Sure and the context is one of patriarchal ownership of women by the men who created the religion and wrote those books. Judeo-Christian marriage wasn't an equal partnership of people in love, it was a man selling his daughter to another man. \n\nNo one can honestly claim that the quran is terrible to women while excusing other religious texts that do the same.",
"You can continue to claim that it is patriarchal and oppressive to women and I can continue to prove it's not, if you look at the roots of Christianity with the basis of intelligent design it shows why men and women were created different..... Not unequal bit different. And also no one brought up the Quran why are you talking about it now?",
"> with the basis of intelligent design\n\nWell if you just want to get into fantasy we might as well play dungeons & dragons. \n\nThis whole conversation started because of a post complaining about the quran when someone showed another sign from the church.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txiot/best_church_sign_of_the_week/dtg47wz/\n\nThe point remains that christian apologetics for its patriarchal foundations has to rest on something a little better than the fantasy of intelligent design. Especially if you're trying to justify the bible telling women to submit to their husbands. \n\nSubmit, not be equal to. Submit. \n\nIt's telling women to know their place. You're telling women to know their place. You want to pretend we each have a \"place\" to begin with. That structure of treating women as less than men is one of the numerous sicknesses that religions helped reinforce into human society.\n\n>Not unequal bit different\n\nSounds a lot like \"separate but equal\".",
"No, Christians do. The Bible says you need not follow the OT laws, as they were made for a specific people at a specific time. So you can wear different types of fabric without feeling guilty.",
"Christ, kid. You are such a joke. Just for fun I took a look at your post history (helps to understand the motivation of petty trolls), and it's obvious you're just pathetic and vain. The majority of your comments are basic-bitch attempts to assert your superiority over anyone who's points you can't understand. \nI'm assuming you're just a half-assed troll, as I refuse to believe a real-life caricature of such an arrogant and ill-informed twat actually exists at this point in time. \n\nThis whole \"conversation\" started because I made a joke, and the pathetic sjw in you felt compelled to interject your holier than thou bullshit. As though you know a person or the content of their character entirely, based on one comment you weren't able to understand or appreciate. Foreal. You're sad-ass seems to just need someone to talk to. \n\nYou've made wrong assumptions, but it's not my duty to educate you're dumb-ass lol. Your type is so uniform and predictable, that you'll keep arguing indefinitely, whether you're wrong or not. Not that anyone with such a tiny perspective would even be capable of comprehending the possibility that their every assumption isn't stone-cold fact. \n\nYou're pretentious, virtue-signaling ass stormed in on your pandering horse, pitching a fit over some dry humor you didn't understand, or thought wasn't pc enough for your sensitive tush. I simply allowed you to implode on your comical self. \n\nYou clearly don't know shit. About the world beyond your own shadow, and certainly about me. When some fucktard douchebag tries to hijack a comment, and change the subject to what THEY wanna talk about, I've no responsibility to indulge their outbursts.\n\nAs I've stated already, a number of times: if you're not trying to impose anything on me, we've got no problem. Go find some other kids to bicker with. \nAs for the rest of the world: we reached a compromise. We're not totally gun free, but there are regulations/restrictions on who can purchase guns and where. \n\nCompromise achieved, bullshit joke of a \"conversation\" rendered entirely irrelevant. \n\nYou're welcome for the human interaction, though!",
"Wow... just wow. You are truly a master at the art of projection. Hint: in the future if you want to seem more intelligent, don’t proclaim yourself to be as such, it indicates the opposite. I sincerely hope you do not interact with other people like this, because I honestly just feel sorry for you. You have gone on maniac rants all throughout your history and act holier than though while quite ironically accusing me of it. I just... wow you seem like an incredible sad individual and I hope one day you learn proper socialization and can find some happiness. God forbid anyone sees the world differently than you do...\n\nYou are full of nothing but hollow colloquialisms, insults and trite statements of ideology without any semblance of substance or the ability for even basic logic. It is truly astounding how much self awareness you lack. Just take a look in the mirror sometime before it’s too late, though I suspect it already is. I’m perfectly content with my life and your ability to hold the opinion you have but your inability to express yourself like an adult is just sad.\n\nLmao you think I’m an sjw from looking at my post history? You are clearly misguided as that is far from the case but god forbid someone disagree with you on the extension of freedom...\n\nHave a nice life, perhaps sometime your maturity will catch up with your supposed age.",
"The difference between you and me, kid, is that I've got actual friends in real life. I've zero motivation to indulge some diluted, self absorbed Nancy-boy trying to prove something to himself. \n\nYou don't know dick. About the world, and absolutely not about me. All you know is that I refused to give you what you want. I don't negotiate with children throwing tantrums. \n\nJust because you need someone to talk to, in NO way obligates me to be that person. \n\nFrom square one you've proven to be a joke in need of reassurance. You barged in with your self-righteous, holier than though act, and I didn't indulge it. Because you are a joke. \n\nI've no responsibility to help you inflate your pathetic ego, and the fact that you honestly believe anyone does exposes your lack of perspective. \nYou've no idea how I think or feel about anything, because you are not worth wasting time on. You are a sad excuse for a politically informed youth, and I've enough experience with buzz word touting ignoramuses that I know better than to waste time trying to educate someone so set in their naivety. \n\nBy all means continue to embarrass yourself by making assumptions and jumping to conclusions. Just keep in mind that no matter WHAT your mom told you while she wiped your ass this morning, the world doesn't revolve around you. Nobody owes your shortsighted-ass a damn thing. \nI'm 99% sure I'm not your dad. So I've no obligation to you. \n\nKids who hold firm to the values the liberal media has instilled in them are not worth wasting time on. It's just funny to see how long you'll continue to respond to shit I type while I poop lol.",
"Oh my... lol. Whatever makes you feel good about yourself. You are the one typing walls of text here...\n\nHahahah like just holy shit man I literally can’t tell if you are trolling or you just really are that lonely and insecure. I mean this is some psychiatric levels of projection and ranting. Like reallybwhat assumptions am I making? You seem to be the one doing that. I mean just look at yourself here man you sound like a raving lunatic.\n\nYou don’t know anything about me or my life (which is pretty great actually but I don’t feel any need to prove it to you lmao). Speaking of which peep which one of us spends wayyyy more time on this website (hint:it’s you). It is funny at this point checking on your megalomaniac rants about nothing though.",
"Just keep on going 😂\nMaybe if you get the last word, you'll prove to yourself that you're actually superior, and not just a pretentious twat 😉\n\nI mean, whatever validation you need \"bro\"",
"Lol the irony. By far the least self aware person I have ever encountered it’s honestly entertaining",
"Maybe try encountering yourself sometime, then.\nPeople don't waste time trying to impress you or explain things to you, because they don't respect you, because you have the reasoning center of an arrogant child. At least that's why I'M not playing your little game. \nIt's OK though. I'm actually getting a kick out of how oblivious you are lol. Like, how are you still not getting this? lmao!\n\nMaybe if you continue projecting your own shortcomings onto me, eventually you'll believe your own bullshit 😂\n\nKeep believing your assumptions, like an ass. No matter HOW childish you act, I'm not gonna give you what you want. You entered into this assuming I owed you some sort of explanation. You seem to have a real hard time wrapping your head around the fact that I don't owe shit to kids who aren't worth their weight in salt. Respectable people get the truth. You just bring out the troll in me with your impressive lack of perspective and awareness. \nAlmost as funny as selling elevator passes to freshman, at a single story institution lmao.\n\nI bet anything you can't help yourself. I know you'll reply cuz you just can't get me off your mind 😆\nLets hear what redundant way you have of saying the same ignorant nonsense this time around... \n\nJust please, have enough wherewithal to finally get that no matter how long you keep up your pathetic trolling, I'm not gonna tell you anything about how I really think or feel. Because you are a joke. I'm not giving you what you want. Rewarding tantrums only enforces the behavior 😉\n\nI seriously bet anything you'll respond again, with the same ignorance that has been your trademark throughout this \"discussion\". Apologies if I don't validate your tantrum with a response. The novelty of teasing a self-righteous child is wearing off.\nBesides; ONE of us has to be the bigger person, eventually. Go ahead and get that last word, kid. We all know how important it is to your self-esteem lol.",
"> The Bible says you need not follow the OT laws\n\nThe bible is the OT, and it talks about satan making fake ones for sinners like you.",
"Making fake whats?",
"Awww cute. A lil fight on the internet",
"You replied with nonsense to a 8 day old comment, first time on Reddit?",
"Awwww you're adorable"
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"Did he bring the dogs? ",
"Are you a dog? 🐕",
"That was the only disappointment. 🙇🏻♀️",
"I wish! He said during his speech that since his family was out of town, he brought a bunch of dog treats and his two rescue dogs, and had them have at it with the treats and the guy clicked away!",
"That's awesome! I'm fascinated with space. I would've chatted up a storm with him.",
"He has two books that came out! “Chasing Space”! He has a children-friendly chapter book, and I have the adult book too, both autographed! What a guy!",
"Dude is legendary. He was neck and neck with Jerry Rice in receiving yards and receptions when they were in college! ",
"And he kept getting cut.\n:-(\n\nMaking it to space seems like one of the only ways to top that!",
"He should have had someone throw him a pass while on an EVA. \n\n\"Hey, Jerry, how many intergalactic receiving yards do you have? Zero? That's funny...\"",
"Haha!!!",
"That doggo is all like \"My human in a goddamn space suit! Oh my fucking god!\"",
"That's like meeting a unicorn!",
"He drew a lot of attention to the fact that he was the only black one in his astronaut class!",
"Hahaha!",
"Did you move to Cleveland with Leland after meeting him at the bank?",
"Good Lord, that woman is extremely easy on the eyes.",
"What!? What! What?",
"That furry one with the tail?! I know!!!"
] | 18 |
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I met Leland Melvin at my conference!
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/r/pics/comments/7txldz/directly_under_the_eiffel_tower/
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[
"Have been here, can confirm ",
"Have been there also. Can confirm your confirmation. ",
"Stargate?",
"/r/upskirt",
"Seen it every other dismay or more often thanks to Reddit.",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"How indecent!",
"Looks like a CPU on a circuit board."
] | 8 |
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Directly under the Eiffel Tower
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[
"Either you have very small hands or that thing is huge.",
"Donald? ",
"Average sized hands and yes it ways.",
"You need another banana for scale",
"Good suggestion.",
"Not funny",
"Oh come on, it’s funny! ",
"Not funny.",
"Sorry you don’t feel that way. It’s good and healthy to laugh. Maybe give it a try sometime? 😜"
] | 9 |
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The Elusive Dicknana 🍌🍌
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/r/pics/comments/7txmwn/i_lived_without_electricity_for_a_year_i_took/
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[
"How did you charge the camera?",
"Don't most cameras use some sort of electricity? I know older ones don't, but these days not many folks use them.",
"\"It is absolutely necessary, for the peace and safety of mankind, that some of earth's dark, dead corners and unplumbed depths be let alone; lest sleeping abnormalities wake to resurgent life, and blasphemously surviving nightmares squirm and splash out of their black lairs to newer and wider conquests.\" H. P. Lovecraft\n",
"I used the library, or go to a friends house. ",
"Mostly the library, or at a friends house. ",
"Flashlight batteries are kinda electricky, too.",
"But Maria only hit 4 months ago",
"Digital Camera. Flashlight. Internet. Umm. Sorry you used electricity.",
"Bet if your water heater was electical you would not have gone an entire year without electricity. ",
"Not to be invasive, but was it by choice and what did you gain from the experience? ",
"Flashlights use electricity. What do you think comes out of batteries? Magic?",
"But then you still used electricity, so you didn't actually live without it",
"I have taken more cold showers than I’d care to admit. ",
"Pedant level up! ",
"Okay guys, I did use electricity, but not in the sense of it being readily available. Nearest outlet was about a mile away. I should have been more specific. ",
"It was a tiny home in rural TN. It cost too much to put electricity in, so my family just went without. We did laundry in the creek most days, otherwise there was a laundry mat 20 miles away, and we grew most of our own food. We had a propane stove. Honestly, living there at age 15-16 was amazing. ",
"Don't worry, Reddit doesn't need electricity for pitchforks and torches",
"The lighting was with you. Always.",
"I currently live in the rural south and I have heard of/seen those without electricity but very seldom is it documented because of lack of funds to have cameras or phones. It’s interesting to see it through your eyes, or lens, but it’s not amazing for everyone sadly. ",
"eh he still lived without it at his own place...lol",
"Umm. You're not fucking sorry at all. Looks like you're also guilty of not speaking clearly. \n\nYou understood what OP meant, but you chose to be a dick about it.\n\n",
"Wow. OK how about this. \"The internet uses electricity so this guys is wrong.\"",
"Cool pic though.",
"Wow, I thought you understood but were being an intentionally miserable pedant. I was wrong. You didn't understand at all. \n\nI love that you pick using the internet as the example. Didn't even bother to read the full title, did ya?\n\nOP took the picture 8 years ago. \"Lived\" is past tense. Thus we can conclude that sometime in the past, about 8 years ago, OP lived without electricity for a year. That's when the picture was taken.\n\nClearly, OP USED electricity during that year. It's basically impossible not to unless you want to live outside society. But any reasonable human being will understand that OP meant that they lived without electricity IN THEIR HOME for a year.\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"Of course if I was one of the miserable pedants on this post I would respond, \"Reddit doesn't work without electricity, so technically Reddit does need electricity for pitchforks and torches. -snort- -pushes up glasses-\"\n\nBut I'm not, and I think your comment is fucking hilarious. ",
"Incorrect. \n\n\n To make a statement it should be truthful. Otherwise, a qualifier is called for. \"My house didn't have electricity\" would be a good example.\n\n\nIn this case it is as if he posted, \"I am a vegan chef. please look at this vegan meal I made\" and it is a picture of a pork chop.\n\n\nAlso, \n\n\nrelax",
"FAKE NEWS! (Because apparently we're starting comments with bullshit responses that don't address anything in particular but seek to discredit everything)\n\n\n\n> My house didn't have electricity\n\nDoes not contain a qualifier in a grammatical sense, just so you are aware. House is a noun. It is the subject of your sentence, the direct object of which is electricity.\n\nJust so we're doubly clear, your second example is also a poor representation of what OP did. He did not take a picture of electricity. That is a match and he is illuminated by the light from the match, a cheap flashlight, and a camera (I assume). You cannot see electricity.\n",
"Do the title should be\" I slept in a place without electricity\" if he actually did use electricity everywhere but his home",
"Id live in the dark with you. "
] | 29 |
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I lived without electricity for a year. I took this photo using a kerosene lamp, a cheap flashlight, and match for light. 8 years later and I’m still proud of how it turned out.
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/r/pics/comments/7txnl5/this_selfie_was_his_idea/
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[
"This is awesome. ",
"Right? I was so excited I couldn’t control my inner troll!",
"That's not Keanu Reeves."
] | 4 |
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This selfie was his idea!
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/r/pics/comments/7txohz/grandpa_turned_86_today_happy_birthday/
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[
"Farm life/country keeps you young. :) you should see his wife, looks even younger! ",
"Happy birthday grandpa!",
"Happy Birthday! ",
"I just want to give him a big hug "
] | 6 |
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Grandpa turned 86 today! Happy Birthday!!
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/r/pics/comments/7txp8n/girlfriend_kept_complaining_our_kitten_had/
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[
"All the land that the light touches is yours Simba.",
"Finally found a use for that old stripper pole. Nice. ",
"How small was the post before? ",
"That smaller one on the right is the old one.",
"Don't own a cat; wondering what they do with scratching posts (apart from... Scratch them?)",
"Mainly scratch and climb them. This ones is more so for climbing",
"Why do they like to scratch? Cool anyway!"
] | 7 |
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Girlfriend kept complaining our kitten had outgrown her scratching post. Problem Solved.
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/r/pics/comments/7txt4x/standing_nearly_4_stories_tall_the_massive/
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[
"Someone say 420?",
"And here’s the [inside](http://unusualplaces.org/the-appennine-colossus/).",
"incredible craftsmanship, I feel sometimes I could achieve so much more if I didn't have the distractions of the modern world. That or I'm just lazy, not sure.",
"I was in Florence this summer, I wish I had know this was there.",
"Wow that's incredible!",
"Wait. Can we go inside?",
"I can't be here right now.",
"Yes look at all that green",
"Imagine you were trippin acid one day and decided to go on a nature walk and come upon this.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Villa_di_Pratolino",
"Some marijuana deity picking huge nugs from his beard.",
"bonus for anyone visiting Florence, this place is on one of the northern bus lines and only like 30min away",
"I think about this a lot, actually. At that time, people would dedicate their entire lives doing one thing - be it a trade or a skill or a profession. Nowadays, we gotta work to pay bills and spend our time balancing social lives and what not. I'm sure there were similar distractions then, but it is rare that a person in today's time can spend all of their time & life learning and refining a skill - especially if it is one of the arts. Very interesting!",
"These giant antique statues are the most fascinating things on earth to me. There's something truly beautiful about them. The Easter island statues are 500 to 800 years old, but there's dozens of them, with their own little bodies. [The taller of the Buddhas of Bamiyan is 175 feet tall](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Buddhas_of_Bamiyan) and the [Leshan Giant budda](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leshan_Giant_Buddha), almost 1300 years old, is well over 200 feet tall.\n\nIt's all kind of embarrassing, knowing the Mount Rushmore heads are only 60 feet high, when they were carving statues 4x bigger a thousand years earlier.\n\nMakes me wish I could travel back in time to see the Colossus of Rhodes in all it's glory.",
"Wow.... Just, wow.",
"nice",
"You'd say he's stoned?",
">constructed\n\nTrapped",
"You could walk that distance!",
"He had to subdue his bird friend, flying too high!",
"That's the midwipe pose I strike after taking a massive shit ",
"Yes.",
"Crazy Horse just down the road is a long way from being complete but it already dwarfs Mt Rushmore.",
"Yes",
"Ey",
"Mount Rushmore ran out of money half wat",
"That's why theres a giant pile of rubble at the foot of the mountain, because they never cleaned it up. The original vision was to have all 4 presidents torsos and to have a national archive in the heads where they would store the Constitution and a museum to it.\n\nIt didn't help that Gutzom Borglum up and died in the middle of it all.",
"Nic3",
"I liked the elephant one better. More realistic.",
"I absolutely love massive statue's and ancient structures. This would have been amazing in Lord of the Rings. ",
"Blazeth it",
"Up until today i never knew this even existed.",
"Is it weird that I don't think 420 years is very old?",
"sup guys",
"Apparently there’s a fireplace in his head, and when lit smoke would come out his nose! \nBLAZE IT!",
"I was gonna upvote but as of now the comment score is at 69 and I cant ruin that now",
"[Exhaling] *bruh let's make a big ole dude and sit in him*",
"Respek!",
"....and then someone hosed it.",
"Don’t tell Wander. ",
"15-20 meters or 15-20 miles? Kind of a difference there.",
"Getting that purpy skurp. ",
"Le weed bro",
"so the trick is to spice up the title for more karma... got it",
"*hits blunt* Shieet, that bitch old as hell. ",
"*duude that's the weed number*",
"wow, so original.\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[This is amazing!](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1782kb/this_is_amazing/) | 2264 | 5^yrs | pics | 74\n[The Apennine Colossus. Florence, Italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5jxy8p/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/) ^**B** | 2415 | 1^yr | pics | 34\n[The Apennine Colossus, Florence, Italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/2l5sbl/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/) ^**B** | 1618 | 3^yrs | interestingasfuck | 31\n[The Apennine Colossus. Florence, Italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2af4dm/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/) ^**B** | 3287 | 3^yrs | pics | 72\n[The Apennine Colossus. Florence, Italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/2aemb1/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/) ^**B** | 3824 | 3^yrs | woahdude | 165\n[This Colossal Statue in France \\(35'\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/3ogojh/this_colossal_statue_in_france_35/) ^**B** | 525 | 2^yrs | woahdude | 18\n[\"Apennine Colossus\" sculpture by Giambologna \\[647x900\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/ArtPorn/comments/2b7rry/apennine_colossus_sculpture_by_giambologna_647x900/) ^**B** | 353 | 3^yrs | ArtPorn | 7\n[The the 450 yr old Appennine Colossus statue in italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1bchef/the_the_450_yr_old_appennine_colossus_statue_in/) ^**B** | 42 | 4^yrs | pics | 3\n[The Apennine Colossus. Florence, Italy](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5w7kjj/the_apennine_colossus_florence_italy/) ^**B** | 51392 | 11^mos | pics | 677\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7txt4x/standing_nearly_4_stories_tall_the_massive/) (B = bigger)*",
"No, it's *sitting.*",
"wow that's awesome !",
"It would be a colossal surprise. ",
"You can get inside but you have to venture into \"Asshole Cave\" in the back.",
"Motherfuckers always neglect to mention it's mouth is a belching fireplace and there is an auditorium inside him",
"Caucasian culture and architecture is awesome. ",
"420 stoner",
"Blaze it",
"Nice",
"And here's the fake, just near my house in Mondo Verde. \n \n \n[You can walk under it](http://imgur.com/Jdte6k2.jpg)"
] | 57 |
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Standing nearly 4 stories tall, the massive Apennine Colossus in Florence, Italy was constructed over 420 years ago
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/r/pics/comments/7txv00/i_worked_for_a_company_that_made_laundry_pods/
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[
"If you want to know more just let me know. Ill answer any questions about the safety precautions and procedures we had to go through to work with these pods.",
"Are you saying the caustic ingredient caused the holes? If pods had that high of a PH it would burn skin when they popped, they are obviously neutralized. A lot of stuff is made with a caustic then something acidic to bring the ph to about neutral.",
"Is this a joke or something OP? I don’t see anything wrong with your pants or than it looks like prebought paints with holes in them. How are pods worse than the liquid?",
"Sodium Hydroxide can be nasty stuff. Where I work we are required to wear chemical resistant suits when we handle most of our different concentrations if it.",
"Those laundry pods really made your pants nice and clean.",
"Yes the caustic ingredient caused the holes and ate my boots, which were dark brown boots, to almost a camel brown (i don't have those any longer), but yes you are right, it is mixed in and diluted to an extent. The pod it self will still register a 13 on the ph scale though. An ingredient that potent, shouldn't be ingested by anyone. ",
"find me wranglers with pre-bought holes in it like that and ill shut up",
"I don't know exactly what made up the caustic ingredient, but we called it surfactant (spelling?). that shit felt like 10000 fire ants on me. Thank God for safety showers.",
"hahahah took the stains right out",
"but to answer your question the pods are a pre determined amount for you to put in your laundry. there for it had to be a higher concentration than the regular liquid. In the plant i worked in we made dry, liquid, and pods. I promise you the pods had the most safety requirements to work in that area ",
"So what did you do in this factory? After years of watching how it's made I assumed it was all machines. You mentioned hoods and stuff. What kind of assembly plant necessitated that? I bet your sinuses must of felt like fire.",
"it was mainly letting the machines do the work, but we had to watch the machines, do maintenance, and preventative maintenance. When I was there, pods where new and they were still perfecting the manufacturing of them. A lot would leak and get all over the machines. We were required to were hooded respirators at all times and when cleaning use nitrile gloves. Monthly we would get enzyme testes to ensure we were not over exposed because just breathing the enzymes that are in them would cause respiratory issues. ",
"Yeah don't get caustic on you... What did you do to make this happen? ",
"Whoa. I want some enzyme testes! Sounds like an upgrade.",
"Surfactant is a catch all term describing chemicals that interfere with the surface tension in between water and oils/air. There are a few types, anionic, cationic and nonionic with different uses. Most likely they packaged the chemical with a buffer (NaOH) and a solvent. NaOH is very caustic with a high PH. (10+)\n\nIt’s interesting the way you describe it though, Worked with a lot of chemicals and the closest reaction I’ve seen is from NaOH to your situation. If they had you wash off with vinegar or coke it’s most likely what the burning ingredient was.\n\nRemember to check your SDS!",
"I was working on a machine and an overhead line had a very slow leak. the leak ate away the at the seams of the protective cover and started to drip on my pants. long story short wrong place wrong time. Good news no physical damage was done. It just felt like 10000 fire ants.",
"So i haven't ever owned a pair of jeans that didn't wear out that bad so im not sure what got destroyed other than the spot on the back of your leg.",
"I wouldn't be surprised if they started putting little microchips in pods, to test for things. Useless of course but i'm sure the idiots would lap it up if marketed correctly.",
"Did any workers at the factory ever sneak any forbidden fruit during their shift?",
"How worried do I need to be about one of those pods ever popping and getting some on my skin? If you immediately washed it off would you be okay?",
"Yeah wash it off with warm water and you'll be fine. But I wouldn't suggest rubbing it all over your body to feel sexy",
"I guess they are kind of genius. It must be pill technology but how the detergent doesn't dissolve the pod skin must have taken a while. \n\n\nSpeaking of when these first came out, I recall thinking every time I saw them that I want to bite one. This fad thing is weird, but I guess they do sorry if resemble candy",
"Yeah the film over it is 40% air (what I was told) and they only dissolve by water. If you hold one in your hand the moisture from your hand will cause it to dissolve. It's really interesting. Even more fun to spray water into a giant bin of the ones to be discarded and watch it dissolve."
] | 23 |
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I worked for a company that made laundry pods. Here are my jeans I wore when the caustic ingredient spilled on to me.
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/r/pics/comments/7txvob/i_painted_a_painter_today_with_paint/
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[
"Love it ",
"Cool",
"Im pretty sure paint is implied when you \"paint\".",
"I painted a room with blood once",
"Painted a painting of a painter painting a painting with paint.",
"No, I could have painted it with ink, silly."
] | 6 |
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I painted a painter today with paint.
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[
"Can someone translate that into English?",
"“I have my face pierced and not enough people have acknowledged it so I’m going fishing for attention”",
"/u/QualityCucumber, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/QualityCucumber&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7txwf2/a_tale_of_valor/?context=10\\))",
"Thank you "
] | 4 |
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A Tale of Valor
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[
"Photo by MAHESH BALASUBRAMANIAN\n\nhttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/travel/traveler-photo-contest-gallery/divine-makeover/",
" can you elaborate more on this please?",
"\"Taken during \"The Mayana Soora Thiruvizha\" festival takes place every March in the small village of Kaveripattinam, the day after Mahashivarathiri (The great night of Shiva). The festival is devoted to Angalamman, a fierce guardian deity worshipped widely in Southern India.\"",
"What is the significance of the body paints?\n\nWhat are they attempting to achieve with or for their deity?",
"“You're not in Kansas, anymore. You're on Pandora, ladies and gentlemen. Respect that fact, people. Every second of every day. If there is a hell, you might want to go there for some R&R after a tour on Pandora. Out there beyond that fence every living thing that crawls, flies, or squats in the mud wants to kill you and eat your eyes out for jujubes.”",
"She just blue herself?",
"Wait... Avatar 2 is coming!?",
"The new brockhampton album looks great",
"Does this religious festival involve certified door expert James Cameron? ",
"The oldest statues of Hindu gods were made of bronze or copper. Over time, they turn blue and green. Many of the descriptions of Shiva is dark blue or green. ",
"Fascinating. Thank you Sir or Madam.",
"Other people getting a young girl ready for a religious festival, India. She doesn't look too happy about it and I wouldn't either.",
"It's a 'fierce' god, maybe she's being serious to show respect, maybe she's bored. "
] | 13 |
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A young girl getting ready for a religious festival, India
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[
"He’s probably playing goalkeeper now lol",
"He seems awfully concerned with his hand... ",
"SCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOORE!!!!",
"All in preparation for sweet revenge.",
"Well to be fair, you did kick a ball. Just not the usual one for soccer. ",
"“I was born a poor white child”\n~ Draymond Green",
"Did you ever have children? ",
"Looks like he just painted his nails.",
"That’s gonna be a red nard, you’re out kid.",
"The only thing he couldn’t kick, is his old soccer habits.",
"And now he's got a front butt"
] | 11 |
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Found this photo of me kicking a kid in the balls during a soccer game. (Early 90S)
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[
"This photo speaks ",
"Where’s CoCo?",
"Damn Trump got that wall up FAST",
"It's the same as Berlin Wall. ",
"Good thing Trump has agreed to let chain migration happen"
] | 5 |
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A wall apart. Divided families meet at the Mexico- US border.
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/r/pics/comments/7ty2hq/george_lucas_overseeing_the_construction_of_the/
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[
"The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the force.\n\nBoth are insignificant next to the power to destroy the franchise ",
"It is nearly complete",
"\"Don't forget to seal off all access to the main generator behind this panel.\"",
"I always wondered if the death star floors were layered like a cake or like an onion. TIL",
"Onion, unless there's some sci fi gravity generating machine the gravity would have to come from rotation and would create a pull toward the center of the station",
"That makes the most science sense. However, judging by this picture and the orientation of docking ships, I'm inclined to think it's like a cake. All the other ships (the Falcon, star destroyers, etc.) seem to have gravity generators on them, so the death stars could to."
] | 6 |
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George Lucas overseeing the construction of the second Death Star
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/r/pics/comments/7ty6a7/i_watched_planet_earth_ii_and_painted_a/
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[
"Thank you so much!",
"Very pretty, the beak seems a bit too long though.",
"Thank you! Sword-billed Hummingbirds have bill larger than their body. =)",
"Oh wow, TIL!",
"You sure did"
] | 5 |
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I Watched Planet Earth II and Painted a Hummingbird
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/r/pics/comments/7ty77c/a_woman_catches_a_ride_between_the_railway/
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[
"Photo by Amy Johansson. \n\n\nhttp://amyjohansson.com/\n\n\nhttps://www.nationalgeographic.com/photography/photo-of-the-day/2011/1/dhaka-bangladesh-train/",
"I don't know if I'm more impressed by the woman or the cameraman...",
"The roof of the train will be loaded with people too. Great place for a woman to get raped. Not kidding, unfortunately. \nIn between cars is dangerous as fuck, even compared to being on the roof. She chose one danger over another. ",
"Pinch points. Pinch points everywhere. ",
"Probably wondering why he thinks its weird ",
"\"Leave me the fuck alone.\"",
"Does anyone else see a [mangalore](http://sfa.admin.srv.e-makers.fr/images/uploads/objectitemPicture/705/picture/758b_845x485p.jpg) from The Fifth Element?"
] | 7 |
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A woman catches a ride between the railway carriages of a local train heading north from Dhaka, Bangladesh
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[
"\"Woahhhhhhhh\"",
"This is great from so many point of views",
"They must know da wae.",
"Love it. Would click again.",
"r/pareidolia material\n\nEdit: fixed again",
"They won’t be jealous when you slip and make a ground connection. ",
"That's fucking brilliant!",
"It took me a few to get to the bottom of it 😁\n\nTruly nice one",
"Truly is one of, if not the best trick our minds play on us.",
"While you are in awe 🤩",
"I don't even know what vr is ",
"What kind of outlet is that? ",
"I want vr so bad. But ill never be able to afford it. ",
"???????",
"They are shocked that you are testing your virtual sex machine in public.",
"Took me a sec. Well done! 😳😳😳😳 😎",
"Look into the windows mixed reality headsets. Not amazon but official new ones. I got mine for $150 direct from microsoft.",
"How high were you?",
"I got an oculus hoping it would give me the chance to make some friends by inviting people from school over to try it, It didn't work. VR is pretty damn fun though so who needs friends hahahaha^cries ",
"I just picked up a Rift on Amazon for $399 with 5 monthly payments so it wasn't too bad. That is assuming you have a VR ready PC already though.",
"Ohhhhhhh. Now I get it.",
"They aren’t jealous, they just gettin out of de way so you don’t knock them out, ma dude.",
"Picture of a power strip",
"Virtual Reality",
"All I see is a power bar can someone help?",
"The outlets are faces with top holes as eyes and bottom middle hole the mouth. The shape of the holes and the angle of the shot make it look like all the faces are staring at the outlet at the end in amazement. The black plug in the far end outlet looks like a set of VR Googles.",
"I want VR but my laptop is a midtier 2014 Toshiba that can barely run Skryrim",
"That is a power strip.",
"Thanks, I mean the socket. ",
"Try it first. I bought a PS VR headset but can't play most games. I get \"vr sickness\" almost immediately.",
"Im surprised this doesn't have more upvotes, its remarkably clever. I didn't see it at first cause I have a Playstation VR and was thinking theres no way your only using one receptacle.",
"Take ginger pills or Gravol and avoid high speed games. I had the same problem but I can play Farpoint for hours. Eventually you'll get accustomed to it.",
"Holy shit thank you lol i was so lost!",
"Great title and pic.",
"Play more. Once you get your VR legs you’ll fucking love it.",
"I hear ya, but it's easier said than done. At the end of the day after the kids are in bed, I play games to unwind. Not too keen on getting nauseated right before bed.",
"It's a regular socket on a power strip",
"That's odd. Never seen that configuration before on one of those electrical strips. ",
"Took a while but it's awesome when you see it.",
"Wow this photo says so much!",
"No one around you is jealous. They are all just waiting for it to get better and worth the money.",
"Start out with something lite. You can get a Google daydream for like $50.",
"Or instead you can just not waste money on an inferior product and save up instead ",
"Or you could not be a r/gatekeeping dick",
"Not going to apologize for having standards \n\nSome trash is not even worth looking at. If you really want something work towards that goal and save up instead of buy a cheap bag of dogshit\n\nAlso don't post trashy, irrelevant subs that only exist for people with insecurities to feel better about themselves ",
"Thank you so much. I’ve been seeing this power strip meme pop up and it’s been bugging the shit out of me trying to figure it out. ",
"Frankly, hold off. The headsets now are nice if you can buy them (I got a PSVR recently) and can be great for parties but if you save up and wait another year or two, they will get soooooooo much better.",
"It's a USA standard socket. They all look like that here.",
"#thematrix",
"You can buy used Vives for $400. Don't waste your money on a Rift.",
"Dis guy knows de wae.",
"Apparently not fixed yet. Or you made another mistake in fixing it. That link doesn't work",
"Rifts are on par with the Vive now",
"Can it do roomscale?",
"R/PSVR",
"uhh, yea, for a lot less than vive... A guy on my Onward league team has been having massive tracking issues on his vive lately... He also had a lighthouse go out about 6 months ago and they still have not repaired it and cant even tell him what the status is. He had to just buy a new one so he could play. Im sure overall vive is nice, but if you havent tried a rift then stop dogging it... it is amazing and EVERYONE agrees the touch controllers are far superior.",
"I said the same thing, but I picked up a vr ready computer and headset for 800, and trust me, it’s worth every penny.",
"I started out with the PSVR, and it was a good start to getting my toes wet for vr. But now I have an Oculus and a vive, and they are completely different. I agree in waiting for a bit because a lot of crazy stuff is about to hit market, but even the headsets now are insane. ",
"WHY DOES THIS MAKE SENSE!?",
"yes perhaps drawing a smiley face would be pareidolia material as well.",
"I dont get it. ",
"Define midtier",
"Cost about 300 at the time",
"yeh you're boned",
"At least until I get a new PC. I am thinking of building a sleeper PC since that looks like a fun project. Then I can finally mess with VR and play Skyrim with more than 15 FPS",
"If you get creative you might be able to find a reasonable video card. In the sense of finding someone you know who wants to upgrade theirs etc..",
"Yes. And it doesn't need a $100 deluxe audio strap. The controllers are also superior and cost $100 to replace both instead of $130 each like the Vive. Don't tell people they're wasting their money on a Rift and then immediately reply that you haven't even used one.",
"In this instance it's not really gatekeeping. Mobile VR is not anything like the Rift and Vive and can actually turn people off of VR because they're underwhelmed by the experience.",
"Probably because it's been reposted about 20 times.",
"Lol hat's like saying a Moto G isn't a real smartphone because it isn't anything like the iPhone X or Galaxy Note 8. Well obviously. Dude said he can't afford it so I told him about a lite and cheap alternative. Saying it's not the real because it doesn't qualify to **you** is exactly gatekeeping."
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When you get VR and everyone around you is jealous.
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/r/pics/comments/7ty9lp/i_pay_80_per_month_for_100mbps_internet_from/
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[
"Comcast lul",
"Exactly",
"Is your contract worded like so many others with the \"up to\".... meaning it can be that high but that there is no guarantee? ",
"I have 100mbps internet with spectrum. I bought a new laptop and had horrible download speeds. I bought a netgear usb Wi-Fi adapter. It increased my dl speeds by 1000%",
"It was doing this to me. I had to go into my modem settings and reset it from there. It works faster now. Don't just push the reset do it from your computer",
"Ajit Pai is at it again",
"This is what happens when you buy your own modem with xfinity. Spectrum was always pretty good service when I had them in NY and Ohio. ",
"Why don’t you call them and have them fix it rather than complaining to Reddit. Not like we can fix it for you. ",
"What are you downloading (or streaming) ? What's your wireless connected at? 303 latency, hard power cycle your modem... ",
"Lol you must not be a comcrap customer...",
"_Up to_ 100mbps. So this is totally 100% fine no lying here.",
"Wasn't downloading anything. Legit I get home, internet is slow, run speed test, this is what I got. \n\nConnect at 5ghz AC.",
"Your ping sucks too. Good news: You have a bad connection they need to come fix. Bad news: It will take an hour on the phone and a few days for it to happen. ",
"Send a picture to your Congressman explaining how it is his fault. (safe to assume it is a he) \n\n\nFurthermore, Ajit Pai is a dickhead. ",
"Do you live in Ohio or New York and think you're going to get good speed test from a server in Chicago? Because if you do, you're doing the speed test wrong.",
"No you're reading wrong. I said I had spectrum when I lived in those states...",
"> This is what happens when you buy your own modem with xfinity.\n\nNo it isn't. You don't need to peddle conspiracy theories to make people hate Comcast. You have a problem with your connection. Either your router is bad, your modem is bad or the connection to the house is bad. \n\nCall for service to see if it's the line. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/WO69ry0.png\n\nI have the exact same tier of service. ",
"Comcast throttles modems not owned by them as been shown in the past. \n\nI will try to call them and will try hard resets. Typically those do not work and they often tell me there's no issue. ",
"So you must be on cable (not fiber), apartment building? You said you have your own modem? It is on their 'accepted' list? I've seen modems connecting at auto negotiate and having issues until they were hard set to 100 full. ",
"Cable, not fiber. Yes to their accepted list, No not in an apartment building. I'm not familiar with using a non auto negotiate setting.",
"Google's speed test sucks.\n\nOn my 300Mbps connection, Google rated it at 2Mbps, which is insanely inaccurate. On fast.com I get 240Mb, which is what I'm seeing with actual download rates.\n\ntl;dr use fast.com",
"This guy is comcast. ",
"Check to see if RCN is an option for you. I made the switch a few months ago and it's great",
"FYI, 0.13 is less than 100.",
"With that latency and speeds, I'd check your router. Maybe do a test with a VPN to see if you're being throttled, but those #s seem too off to be throttling imo",
"Call them up and bitch. The squeaky wheel gets the grease over there at Comcast.",
"Wire in and see what you get. ",
"No you didn't, you said \"Spectrum was always pretty good service when I had them in NY and Ohio.\" No where in your comment did you say you LEFT those states, so it was not illogical to conclude you might STILL live in one of those two states. Do you live in Illinois? Because if not, the point still stands. ",
"[Mines fine](https://i.imgur.com/TgBUkEQ.jpg)",
"They should be required to also post a minimum speed.",
"I bet you're fun at parties. ",
"I have xfinity unfortunately and use my own modem so they don't broadcast a hot spot and do all sorts of other garbage. They sometimes randomly ruin my internet and force me to call them up and talk to their weird customer service for a long time while we reset the lights and run connectivity tests. They tell me I should buy a comcast modem but everything seems to be working ok, for now...",
"Oh Fleshly, Let me tell you dude - I spent 4 hours on the phone with customer support yesterday, I spent another 2 with them today and waited around for a tech to show up - In Comcasts infinite wisdom me transferring my service to my new apartment meant disconnecting my old service - charging me a early termination contract fee - setting me up for an installation appointment and charging me 60.00 for the tech and then placing me behind a walled garden after I argued that none of this should have happened. They offered me 8$ in credit for all the bullshit I have had to put up with. \n\nI hate this company so fucking much. I would rather get fisted with a sandpaper boxing glove coated in broken glass and rubbing alcohol than EVER deal with Comcast in ANY capacity. I hope Ajit chokes on all the ISP cocks he shoves into his mouth.",
"Do you really think he'd spend the time to make this post if his internet wasn't slow?",
"I had no choice but to get comcast when I moved into this house. Either that or no Internet. \n\nI get 150 or so and have never really had an issue with it. Which is the opposite of everything I hear. ",
"Maybe, maybe not? I just did a speedtest with Google this morning (for the first time) because I saw somewhere on reddit that they had a speedtest feature.",
"What does this have to do with NN?",
"Some speed test apps will show any packet loss you might have. If that’s the case it could be bad wiring in your house. That was my issue anyways.",
"You sound like a bit of an idiot though. In your other comments you've basically said that you've done no troubleshooting. You've just immediately jumped to the conclusion that Comcast is throttling you for running your own router when you have absolutely no proof. There are many things that could lead to this network problem that aren't Comcast conspiracies. Maybe do some actual investigation into the issue before posting to Reddit.",
"Not saying the test is wrong, but that google test for me seems to be the most inaccurate.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/m8jgSJG.png\n\nFrom left to right: google, speedtest.net, speakeasy.net/speedtest, openspeedtest.net, and speedof.me\n\nAll but speakeasy tested to a server in Denver.\n\nSorry the openspeedtest.net image got a little distorted.\n\nBonus Edit: fast.com hit about 270 Mbps on the download.",
"It may be NN or, more likely, it is that /u/fleshlightmodel has a shitty line and since Ashitpie has rolled back controls on monopoly behavior there is nothing /u/fleshlightmodel can do about it. \n\n\nThe whole thing about NN is they can throttle you at will. There is no way to know and nothing (but vote) that you can do about it\n\n\nFurthermore, Ajit Pai is a Dick head. ",
"/u/FleshlightModel, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/FleshlightModel&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ty9lp/i_pay_80_per_month_for_100mbps_internet_from/?context=10\\))"
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I pay $80 per month for "100mbps" internet from Comcast
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/r/pics/comments/7tyagj/girl_talk_1974/
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"Photo by William Eggleston. The girls pictured are Karen Chatham, and Lesa Aldridge, in Memphis, Tennessee. \n\n",
"r/accidentalrenaissance",
"\"Talk\""
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Girl Talk, 1974
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/r/pics/comments/7tybsa/ted_nugent_hunt_photo_2018/
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[
"That guy is a draft-dodging scum bag.",
"and a pedophile to boot",
"Real tough guy now that Vietnam's over.",
"A couple years ago I was up late working after watching a Sunday Night Football game and just left the television on in the background. At some point, I looked up and saw this very ‘90s hunting show. I had seen it before but never really paid attention. However, the host caught my attention this time introducing Ted Nugent. This show was so low-budget that I couldn’t believe that got even the Nuge. After talking for a bit, the host is leading Ted around on a deer or duck hunt. Every time they’d get close, the animal would run off because Nugent just wouldn’t stop yammering on and on about himself and his beliefs. The host was visibly frustrated but it’s also the only celebrity guest he’s ever getting so he pushed it down. You could see his eyes screaming every time. But yeah, Ted Nugent is a real outdoorsman. \n\nIt’s almost like he’s completely full of shit. ",
"/u/howieman43, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule II - No gore or other NSFL content.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/howieman43&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tybsa/ted_nugent_hunt_photo_2018/?context=10\\))"
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Ted Nugent hunt photo 2018
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/r/pics/comments/7tydrl/my_girl_joins_me_every_night_for_dinner/
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[
"Which one of you is better at naps? ",
"First picture I can remember where a live cat looks a lot like the cartoon ones drawn by Kliban. ",
"She can join me for dinner. ",
"Mine eyeing the fish...\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/Yg29U68.jpg",
"I’ve got 29 years on her, me obviously. But she puts up a good fight. "
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My girl joins me every night for dinner
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[
"Haha that’s rich since it was the skiing community that was very negative towards snowboarding.",
"Pizza’d when they should’ve French fried.",
"She signed her name with a heart. ",
"\"Hey little dude you got some crap right there\" ",
"Bet you she is kicking herself for this letter now"
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Stowe vs Snowboarding, 1982
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/r/pics/comments/7tyf9m/our_players_are_free_to_do_and_say_whatever_they/
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"I stand for our Nation and everyone in it regardless of the many ways we divide ourselves.\n\n One nation, one love, many people.",
"Conservatives really did an amazing hit job on America by pushing the false narrative that kneeling during the anthem somehow disrespects war veterans.",
"This is insensitive to amputees and paraplegics.",
"There is a group on the left who are quite against America, or at least the values that made it stand out from other nations. Things like patriotism, free market and individual freedom.\n\nSo when NFL players kneel they are reflecting that 'anti-american' group whether they mean to or not. That is why these protests are doing nothing except turn people away from your side.\n\nIf you want to make a meaningful change with police violence go ahead and talk about the issue in an intellectually honest way. You'll change people's minds if you present objective statistics on the issue. But turning your back on the flag is exactly the wrong way to do it regardless of whether you think it's justified or not.",
"Let me explain like this. If you do anything other than stand and cover your heart, you are disrespecting All who have fought and died for this country whether you mean to or not. \n\nCall me a conservative or whatever you will. I fought for this Country, your freedom to say what you did, and I fought for the men and women before me. \n\nI do NOT follow politics nor do I follow sports. I do not agree with either of them. \n\nJust tell me this:\n\nAt what point in my post did I try to belittle you like you did me?\n\n\"Conservatives really did an amazing hit job on America\"\n\nFuck the Conservatives! Fuck the Liberals! Fuck the NFL!\n\n",
"I would argue that kneeling is still a sign of reverence. If they really wanted to disrespect the flag, I'm sure they would in another way.",
"I fought for a persons right to stand or sit. He/she not disrespecting me by standing or sitting. It’s their right to do either or. Stop the bullshit. ",
"> you do anything other than stand and cover your heart, you are disrespecting All who have fought and died for this country whether you mean to or not.\n\nI am sorry, you have no right to tell me what to do. My father dropped bombs on Nazis in WWII, he was raised in the deep south. I am his son, I grew up in the cold war, my father manned nuclear armed B-52s.\n\nHe hated hippies and anti-war protesters, he felt we (the Strategic Air\n Command / SAC) weren't allowed to win the WAR. \n\nWe had our disagreements is true, but I am the son of a military man and whether my father likes it or not, I will state emphatically WE HAVE THE RIGHT TO PROTEST.\n\nAnd you have no clue how much I respect by father and mother for their sacrifice for me to be free. ",
"A retired cav scout such as yourself should know anyone wearing a cab, cib, or cmb doesn't give two fucks what civs have to say about respect, honor, duty, or service. They know *nothing*. \n\nMoreover, almost *no one* gives a fuck about us. Why the hell should we? Esp re: a song full of empty platitudes meant purely to manipulate (at our expense no less).",
"Not once did I tell ANYONE to do anything. My point is this... They have the right to kneel. The have a right to stay seated. But the AMVETS also have a right to put #pleasestand. \n\nThis was not about politics. It is about double standards. "
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Our players are free to do and say whatever they want! No, we will not run your ad because it says...
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"How long did it take him to do?",
"I’m proud of him as well, please tell him a stranger on the internet also likes his art. ",
"Wow, this is amazing!",
"This art is literally me. I don’t know if he painted to display anxiety emotions but this is what I feel like on a day to day basis. It’s stunning and haunting and lovely and sad all at the same time. ",
"Updoot?",
"Very cool! Well done on finding a passion later in life. An inspiration to us all. ",
"This is beautiful.\n\nSource: I owned a 11.5 Crayolas once. ",
"You wot m8?!",
"Beautiful piece of artwork, my dream is to still be able to create wonderment like this when I get up in age. (Particularly in the music field I dabble in). Congratulations to him for continuing to do what he loves and being a example of what to strive for",
"Any way to get this printed and pay your dad? This is amazing and I was just searching for something similar the other day. I'm not sure if he was going for an anxiety feel here, but to me this captures it perfectly.",
"This is beautiful.",
"What took him so long to put his creativity to a canvas? Guy definitely has some skill. Anyone who appreciates art would love to see more of his work. Well done Dad!",
"Looks like a visual representation of the pain experienced when you smash your fingers in a door. ",
"Im sorry to hear what you're going through, sounds paintful",
"That's hot",
"You ate half a brown one, too, and found it didn't taste like chocolate?",
"Holy shit",
"Looking up at the Truffula tree as it releases its pollen.",
"Tree fiddy",
"Wow, love it",
"You'd get a lot more internet points if you also mentioned that he's been depressed recently.",
"It's a long necked woman smiling sheepishly, listening to music, and smacking herself in the face for some reason.",
"I want this.",
"*abstract art*",
"Also that his son is autistic and battling with cancer.",
"Several have asked about buying a print or his other work - http://www.charleswallis.com/616251/abstracts lists his abstract works. There is no link to buy but you can click “About” then “Contact” to contact him. ",
"\"The Sneeze\"",
"It’s the bottom up view of a butterfly grazing a flower ",
"Beautiful piece, love it!"
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My dad started painting abstract art at the age of 70 (he’s been painting for a while) - this is one of my absolute favorites. I’m super proud of him!
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[
"The wolves will be coming for you soon Liam Neeson ",
"I’ve been here!",
"For a moment I thought that was a Freelancer wreck on Yela lol.",
"Is that that plane crash in Iceland?",
"DC3?"
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Desolate
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"I will never be this cool",
"Sir Elton Paws",
"I don't think any one will be!",
"My cat's name is Capitan Elton John 😂"
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Style!
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"He's clearly not driving!",
"Looks more like he is walking.",
"He does have two horns though."
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This longhorn bull I found driving through farmland
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"At least Their kids are going to be of a normal size",
"R e p o s t",
"Dear Lordy let's hope they artificially inseminate",
"Is it really? I just saw the pictures today and thought it was cool. Where else has this been posted?",
"What planet is this?",
"By about 5 hours, but reposts are just apart of the cycle. So don't worry about it. \n\nhttp://karmadecay.com/results/u10018555",
"The Pyramids aren't as big as I thought! ",
"Not sure, but it DEFINITELY has a stargate ",
"Ah okay, thanks for letting me know!",
"RIP, Stargate. \n\nI wish they would start Atlantis up again.",
"Welcome!",
"I’d like to see them finish Universe ",
"Ma petite!",
"That’s it, I knew I recognized her from somewhere. I was like *Have I seen a documentary of something bad happening to this woman?* Nope. It’s just good ol’ Ma Petite.",
"Eh, that would be good too. I really want to see\n\n[Spoiler]\n\nWhat actual \"man-made\" object is in the center of the universe.",
"She could legitimately live in his shoe. ",
"Sadly I'm pretty sure giving birth *at all* would kill the shit outta her",
"What would happen if you breed them? ",
"If the sex doesn't. ",
"tbh being that short (or that tall) leads to a lot of problems anyway",
"I couldn't imagine being 22\" taller than I currently am...ouch",
"Those two are of the same species. \n\nWow.",
"Do they do porn?",
"Whenever I see a picture of her, I'm just happy to see that she's alive and well and not in a jar. ",
"Makes me wonder how many other \"species\" are actually just different variations of the same one.\n\nDogs breeds just blow my mind. ",
"I'm a short guy and I usually date taller chicks because it's like a power thing... So one day we hit a bar, she goes through and I get asked for my I.D. and I begin talking with the bouncer and he realises that I'm just short. Then he calls the chick over and places me and her back-to-back and then calls all his buddies over. Why do people have to do this shit? Man, I'm short, I've always been placed at the front of the line in a school assembly. I know I'm short. You don't have to make me feel like these record holders everytime you see me.",
"Black panthers are the same species as Jaguars.",
"Can't stop thinking how my dick is a quarter of her body. Imagine his dick.",
"That's a bummer. Fuck that guy. Don't make someone a sideshow attraction.",
"God given us a powerful example to feel own life. thanks god",
"Just realized it's a defense mechanism so those people don't have to think of something else to talk to you about. It is socially acceptable to discuss certain aspects of a person and if those aspects are very apparent then people don't have to think about what to say. It would be rude to say nothing to you so they just say what everyone says \"wow you're short\", or to me \"you're tall\" because that's easy to say.",
"The franchise isn't dead yet!\n\n>The long-running science fiction franchise Stargate will be returning later this fall with a new digital show from MGM called Stargate Origins",
"he's big she's little",
"Half the vegetable aisle is *brassica oleracea*",
"She literally looks like a power puff girl. ",
"Dudes probably got braces from at least his knees to his ankles ",
"He could lift her up and put her in the shaft inside the pyramid. Then she can crawl up there and report back to us.",
"Holy shit, you're 3\" tall?",
"https://i.imgur.com/Gv7zPOBr.jpg",
"For those who don't understand the Imperial system: 8’3” = 251.46 cm, 2’1” = 63.5 cm",
"/r/samespecies",
"[Interview] (https://youtu.be/6wr9g8lqzXI#t=1m03s) ",
"She has some interesting political views fyi...\nhttps://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/1250289",
"Fucking hell, 2 1/2 metres tall?!",
"BUTTERFLIES!!!",
"Pretty much, I’m 6’5 and get the back to back treatment all the time, just try and swing it into a joke to break the ice ",
"Yet...",
"Ma Petite!",
"This is doing some trippy shit to my brain. I think my brain keeps trying to make one a normal sized human and then I look at the other and it's so out of sync that my brain just sort of gives up.",
"Just imagine what would happen if they tried to have sex.",
"\"Origins\"? Great, another prequel...",
"Lol",
"im guessing the other worlds shortest women are the ones in the background?",
"Wow ",
"In the thumbnail I thought he had her on a leash and I was like ಠ_ಠ",
"LMAO",
"> will be returning **later this fall**\n\nJanuary almost February. Seems promising.",
"Richard Hammond, ladies and gentlemen.",
"Ahaha 😂",
"AND there's less genetic variation between them than in a single troop of chimpanzees.",
"This is the best comment I've seen all day",
"Shit, I live on reddit and hadn't seen this yet.",
"Damn, that's even taller than Gwendoline Christie (6'3'').",
"Actually, American black panthers are jaguars. Asian and African ones are leopards. ",
"Cool story bro",
"I actually made my Baptist roommate in college believe in evolution by explaining how human beings bred wolves into both pugs and St. Bernards. ",
"Thanks, I try my best."
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The world’s tallest man (8’3”)and shortest women (2’1”) take picture together in front of the Pyramids of Egypt
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[
"Looks like we got another latrobean here maybe?",
"Movie rental place? ",
"Long shot.. but is that in Youngstown Ohio? I used to work at that pizza place!",
"Upvote, but.....they *rent movies?* is this Antarctica? Sorry, I'm just curious. ",
"Family video",
"What state was this in \n\nLast year every family video near me got revamped with this Marcos addition. I've never had Marcos pizza and this merger hasn't made me buy any..",
"Have seen this before Family Video and Marcos Pizza connected. Rome, NY has this combo.\n\nIt's a decent symbiotic relationship order pizza while you browse for movies. Why no one thought to do this when movie rental places were ubqiteous?",
"\"Start your career here!\"",
"A different kind of glory hole. Nice.",
"It is in the northeast US. I live in Ohio and worked at I'm pretty sure this exact one. The pizza is sub par depending which one you go to.",
"I’m more impressed that a dvd store is still in business. ",
"We have one in xenia ohio too. ",
"They’re in the Midwest too. Have one a mile from my house. ",
"I mean I live in SC and I was 80% sure this was the same one ",
"You see, grandson, when grandma and I were your age the Internet made weird screeching sounds, Netflix came in the mail, and politicians were held accountable for their lies. I mean that. Bill Clinton was impeached for lying about a blow job. Imagine that, Pumpkin.\n\nPoint is, if you wanted to watch Star Trek you had to go find it on a disc at a store.",
"Had one in the Dayton area growing up, recently started seeing them around Columbus too. ",
"We have one here in NE wisconsin as well",
"For thriving hipsters.",
"I've seen one in Akron as well. ",
"There's a place with the same setup in Tulsa. Sort of nostalgic.",
"Disc? You mean that new fangled laser disc player I keep hearing about?",
"I'm originally from Rome, NY! I only remember the old blockbuster. ",
"It's relatively (within the last 5 years) new at James Street where Turin Road turns into Bloomfield.",
"Sharon, PA also has this combo",
"Good ol’ Family Video and Marcos combo"
] | 26 |
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This movie rental place has a hole in the wall so that you can order pizza from next door.1520 x 2688
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/r/pics/comments/7tyo5e/found_this_pic_i_took_of_a_dad_and_his_kid_in_a/
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[
" This is so sweet! Great picture OP! I also feel like this picture needs one of those depressing quotes in the sky that's barely visible. That'd be funny. ",
"Like that shower thought ”one day our parents put us down and never pick us back up again” ",
"Oh wow, that'd work so well. That may be even too depressing. ",
"I liked that story about the guy who used to say Menos Dias (less days) instead of Buenos Dias (good day)",
"Holy shit! That's me long before I was lying to strangers on the internet.",
"Yes, that’s perfect! Can someone put that on there? ",
"\"We all die alone.\"",
"How tall is your dad? I don't know how it works in the rest of the world but here is South Dakota sunflowers are 7-10 feet tall."
] | 8 |
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Found this pic I took of a Dad and his kid in a field of sunflowers last summer. I hope they find it because it’s adorable.
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/r/pics/comments/7tyo7g/elephants_mountain/
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[
"real or photoshop?",
"Its a real elephant photoshopped",
"It’s really Nigel thornberry.",
"Smashing"
] | 4 |
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Elephant’s mountain
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/r/pics/comments/7tyot1/stan_lee_at_the_black_panther_world_premiere/
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"Super heroes father",
"Is it just me, or do his arms look three miles long?",
"He said he was looking forward to BP. Hope he liked it!"
] | 3 |
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Stan Lee at the Black Panther world premiere
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/r/pics/comments/7tyubd/who_wore_it_better/
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[
"The carrot",
"I'm not sure, can we boil both first and then see?",
"/u/Florentinobest, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Florentinobest&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tyubd/who_wore_it_better/?context=10\\))"
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Who wore it better?
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/r/pics/comments/7tyvm5/at_21_yo_i_finally_went_outside_and_found_the/
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[
"When people tell you that you need to get out more. They mean farther than your front yard.",
"He looks a little stoned..",
"Oh googly eyes, you make the world come alive...",
"Glad you finally were able to break out of your sedimentary lifestyle",
"Its been quite the metamorphic experience"
] | 5 |
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At 21 yo, I finally went outside and found the friend I've wanted for years! Welcome to the family, Rocket!
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/r/pics/comments/7tyxcw/someone_was_watching_me_while_i_showered/
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[
"From the thumbnail I thought it was a small camera. This is much better.",
"Perv",
"I want a little shower companion too ",
"There are lots of them in and around China Camp State Park in California!\n\nEdit: JIC - please, don't take them home!\n\n",
"I was shocked and upset!",
"Right?! It still judged me on size though :(((",
"Look at that smug, disapproving look on his face..",
"Rude little dude!",
"Pervi little pederast isn't he",
"\" I always feel like somebody's watching me.\"",
"That's just because they are.",
"I don't know what that word is, but I'll take yours for it!\n\nEdit: sentence didn't make sense. Proof read ffs.",
"OP I highly recommend you call the cops. This kind of behavior is just not acceptable in 2018!",
"What are you some kind of Peeping Tom?!",
"You might be able to find one on Craigslist but be careful they could be a cop trying to sting you."
] | 15 |
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Someone was watching me while I showered!
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/r/pics/comments/7tyxhg/make_sure_you_pay_attention_when_taking_medication/
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[
"I didn't realize women pooped differently than men. My entire life is a lie.",
"No silly, women don't poop at all.",
"The perfect shit storm ",
"I'm just imagining someone, thinking they took allergy relieve, going outside to smell a flower. Then when they sneeze they completely shit themselves ",
"Yea why need special laxatives lmao",
"More like r/crappydesign",
"Their Pepto substitute also has identical packaging.",
"That bottle design may lead to a few shitty situations ",
"You're not the boss of me ",
"Maybe it’s a safer laxative to take when pregnant and you have a baby blocking your poop tubes with its fat ass.",
"/u/lsha052513, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/lsha052513&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tyxhg/make_sure_you_pay_attention_when_taking_medication/?context=10\\))"
] | 11 |
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Make sure you pay attention when taking medication!!!!
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/r/pics/comments/7tz5jr/what_happens_when_you_send_your_sophisticated/
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[
"[original post](https://www.reddit.com/r/Military/comments/7txsjn/in_1978_11_years_old_i_submitted_missile_designs/?st=JD19TNB0&sh=46f21b80)",
"That prototype serial really rolls off the tongue. 1068101. What a pretty number.\n\nI imagine the guy painting it on the plane had to be dragged away because of OCD. \"Guys! I'm not done yet!\"",
"/u/yetanotherAZN, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/yetanotherAZN&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tz5jr/what_happens_when_you_send_your_sophisticated/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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What happens when you send your sophisticated weapon designs to the military
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/r/pics/comments/7tz6iu/im_a_florist_and_ive_been_doing_painting_and/
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[
"Holy hell they’re long orchids. ",
"Those are nice looking orchids.",
"Is the human real or part of the piece? ",
"It's beautiful",
"Wow I've never seen anything like this. Beautiful. Are the actual flowers coated or what's the process? ",
"Thank you :)",
"Thank you so much! They're fresh Orchids that I then layer with oil paints and melt wax over the top!",
"The human is real... at least I think I am..",
"they're beauties huh!",
"oh and I forgot that i patch on gold leaf aswell :)",
"That's so neat!! ",
"Great, now delete this pic and take one with just the flowers because this just looks awkward.",
"You’re not the boss",
"Thanks! I really appreciate it ",
"They really are. Thank you for sharing ",
"Thank you!",
"I don't have to be the boss. It's an asthetic critique, and you're ruining the presentation of your own work.\n\nIf you want to be a creative, learn to deal with it.",
"I think a major part of being a creative is being open to new aesthetics... \n\nThis is how I choose to present my work. Maybe you should learn to deal with it ;) \n\n",
"Interesting. ",
"I am open to new aesthetics, good ones. This is awkward and distracts from the work which is otherwise very nice.\n\nA critique is a pretty standard way of dealing with it as a creative. It's not personal, it's a point of view based on experience in my case.\n\n",
"you are welcome. keep up the good work."
] | 23 |
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I'm a florist and I've been doing painting and waxwork on my florals for over two years.. These are one of my favourite works!
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/r/pics/comments/7tz8uz/picture_of_croissant_i_took/
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[
"Is your name in reference to runescape?",
"You better return that burnt shit",
"Yez",
"okay... am I missing something? "
] | 4 |
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Picture of croissant I took
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/r/pics/comments/7tz9jn/in_the_morning_the_car_looked_as_if_little_ice/
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[
"Urinated on it*",
"Those are some intense ice formations. Was that the top layer, or what was revealed after brushing the previous night's snowfall off?",
"[This is the second picture like this I've seen in 10 minutes.](http://reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7tz8hs/the_icy_roof_of_my_car_looked_like_a_painting/)\n\nI'm curious what would cause something like this.",
"Cold weather.",
"Well done. I laughed.\n\nI meant the pattern. It looks... cool.",
"Damn that's dope. All i get is a car that won't start.",
"Probably from not cleaning streaks from the roof and then they froze into that pattern",
"This is a regular thing on my car. ",
"Laced",
"pretty sure its the way the wind hit the car it makes some spot colder and therefor freeze faster leaving patterns. Could be wrong but that's my explanation.",
"Ice fairies, duh...",
"Airflow and temperature differences may be some of the reasons the ice created the patterns seen. However, residues left from detergents would be most likely as they would aid ice in crystallizing."
] | 12 |
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In the morning the car looked as if little ice fairies had skated on it
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/r/pics/comments/7tza2s/one_of_my_favorite_pictures_from_my_recent_trip/
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[
"I’m filled with so much jealousy right now. I have always wanted to go to Antarctica and I will always want to go to Antarctica. How did you get to go to Antarctica and how was the trip down there?",
"penguin thinking about life walking in the water ",
"Geico commercial \"nope nope, I'm going to mate\"",
"I always wondered, is the flipper considered to be the penguins arm or hand? Is it solid, or can it bend like a flying bird's wing?",
"Quick question. So is there like a guided tour there or can you just go wherever you want around the continent (my co worker thinks the earth is flat and says going to antártica is banned by the government)",
"Aww he looks so defeated! That's okay little Happy Feet relative. You'll meet your dance mate soon!",
"What did you say to piss him off?",
"I just imagined tuba music as his walking tune ",
"Los pollitos dicen\n\nPío, pío, pío\n\nCuando tienen hambre\n\nCuando tienen frío.\n\n\nLa gallina busca\n\nEl pescado frio\n\nLes da la comida\n\nY les busca abrigo.\n\n\nBajo sus dos alas\n\nSe están quietecitos\n\nY hasta el otro día\n\n[Duermen los pollitos ;)](http://www.antarctica.gov.au/__data/assets/image/0003/28560/varieties/antarctic.jpg)",
"\"Fuck this shit, I'm outta here\""
] | 10 |
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One of my favorite pictures from my recent trip to Antarctica
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/r/pics/comments/7tzcpz/selfie_taken_by_a_nasa_astronaut_during_the_first/
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[
"The astronaut is Mark Vande Hei. The picture was taken on Jan. 23, during the very first spacewalk of 2018. [Source](https://www.nasa.gov/image-feature/mark-vande-heis-space-selfie) ",
"Maybe he can help Kyrie Irving with his flat earth issues.",
"> Mark Vande Hei\n\nLucky person. ",
"When I glanced quickly at the thumbnail pic, I thought it was a pug dressed in an astronaut costume.",
"I wonder if he’s making a duck face under there",
"Is it a selfie when your face is a reflection of the camera in your hands that is reflecting your face in its lens?",
"Is there a reason why the helmets are reflective or is it just because it looks cool? ",
"“The visor is coated with a thin layer of gold that filters out the sun's harmful rays. The visor also protects the spacewalker from extreme temperatures and small objects that may hit the spacewalker.”\n\n[Source](https://www.nasa.gov/audience/foreducators/spacesuits/home/clickable_suit_nf.html) ",
"Plot twist: It was the camera taking the selfie the whole time!",
"this is what i call a selfie :D ",
"*Interstellar selfie level 9000*\n",
"Look at the Earth in his helmet. If that's not 100 precent proof I don't know what is. Stupid globalist\n",
"Proof of what exactly? A spherical object reflected in an also almost spherical visor?",
"Oh here come the Russian globalists defending the photoshop workers. Did you take time off from whipping them to make this comment?",
"Oh ok. One of those. Bye. ",
"Break's over already vlad?",
"Does anyone else see an Ewok when they look at the thumbnail pic?"
] | 17 |
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Selfie taken by a NASA astronaut during the first spacewalk of 2018
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/r/pics/comments/7tze0v/somebody_stays_hydrated/
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[
"TIL, people drink water.",
"THIS JUST IN: Celebrities drink water too",
"/u/fabrixx, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/fabrixx&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tze0v/somebody_stays_hydrated/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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Somebody stays hydrated
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/r/pics/comments/7tzft6/a_sicilian_prepares_a_meal_after_wifes_death/
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[
"Photo by /u/MrOaiki",
"I am so sad now.",
"Two bowls... 😔",
"Someone give him a hug "
] | 4 |
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A Sicilian prepares a meal after wife's death
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/r/pics/comments/7tzfz8/firefighters_take_a_moment_to_rest_during_a/
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[
"[source](https://www.theguardian.com/us-news/gallery/2017/sep/29/smokejumpers-life-as-an-elite-us-forest-service-firefighter)",
"When I was in the Army, my unit got activated to help with \"mop up\" of wildfires so the actual wildfire crews could contain them. Hard, hard work. Best mission I ever did in the Army. Best sleep I ever got too! Dead tired at the end of each day. ",
"Bet you got some muscles too ",
"If I did, I've lost it since. Civilian life has not been good to me, lol. ",
"Love this"
] | 5 |
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Firefighters take a moment to rest during a controlled burn, Oregon
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/r/pics/comments/7tzild/wow_i_cannot_wait_for_this_to_be_finished/
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[
"Finally 👍",
"This is a real thing?",
"Did you hear? It'll be like the Autobahn - no speed restrictions. We'll be able to get from NY to FL on no time at all now!",
"You voted for Trump, didn’t you.",
"/u/Xgerbil69, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Xgerbil69&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tzild/wow_i_cannot_wait_for_this_to_be_finished/?context=10\\))",
"I didn't vote for anyone because I wasn't 18 when the election was being held."
] | 6 |
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Wow, I cannot wait for this to be finished!
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/r/pics/comments/7tzj26/first_haircut_in_a_year_and_a_half/
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[
"Sorry about the quality on the before pic, its a screengrab from another app. I had to delete a ton of photos a while ago to make space on my phone so I don't have many recent photos.",
"Well, you saved money on haircuts :)",
"Did you weigh yourself before and after?",
"Good. The left side look (which I used to have too, looong ago) is no longer in, unless you can perform miracles",
"Because you liked the unmaintained style or were you suffering depression?",
"Missed the pubes on your face.",
"It stemmed from the latter, but once it grew out enough I figured I’d rock the long hair look for a while. I had long hair in high school and figured it was the last time I’d have a chance to do it again.\n\nMy ex broke up with me a couple days before Trump got elected so I was in a weird place for a while. 2017 was weird year for me.",
"If I was in a metal band it would have worked.",
"I should have. Easily a couple pounds of hair.",
"I only get it cut twice a year normally, I just skipped two or three haircuts, haha.",
"You look like that dude from Collegehumor on the right. I think his name is Amir or something like that."
] | 11 |
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First haircut in a year and a half.
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/r/pics/comments/7tzkhg/spot_the_dog/
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[
"Is his name actually Spot, or did you mean to spot the dog in the picture?",
"Get this to /r/rarepuppers and replace dog with doggo.",
"winter camouflage ",
"He's already spotted.",
"I see what you did there",
"That was my question too! ",
"Yes"
] | 7 |
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Spot the dog
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/r/pics/comments/7tzl6c/first_photo_is_when_my_mom_returned_home_after/
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[
"You really look alike. Did she clone you like that monkey?",
"I love to study a broad!",
"In the 1st photo in books like her eyes are screaming \"dear God why did I come back\"",
"Excel at theory",
"Or maybe... Just maybe... \n \n(•_•) / ( •_•)>⌐■-■ / (⌐■_■)\n \n\nIt was DNA. \n \n",
"And 17 years later she's vindicated in thinking that as her son proves himself consistently obnoxious.",
"This is so cute! Also, you're super cute ;) "
] | 8 |
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First photo is when my mom returned home after months abroad, the second photo is 17 years later when it was my turn to come home after months abroad!
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/r/pics/comments/7tzmjo/found_these_strange_pieces_of_goldfish_crackers/
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[
"So what do they do with the leftover bits?\n\nAlso, I think this'd do really well on r/mildlyinteresting",
"You just cracked the code LOL. Now we know they’re all attached together! \n\nWhat the hell am I going to do with this information \n\n",
"I was about to say the same!",
"Learned something new today. Thanks!",
"So I'm the only person who just dumps the bag directly into my feed hole? ",
"My dad is an engineer who works in various industrial plants, including several for Pepperidge Farm. He has a small piece (tile?) from the surface of the giant wheel used to cut out goldfish.",
"Someone plays Horde.",
"My guess is they throw them away.",
"that's a ton of waste though. And if \"How it's made\" taught me anything it's that factories usually have interesting ways of turning by-products into products for profit.",
"Pig feed then.",
"That's the reef crackers where the goldfish live ",
"Gold Fish confirmed as a Horde player",
"Seeing this shit just ruins the magic",
"If they were plastic, I think they'd call that sprue. I always figured they'd reclaim that excess dough for future batches.",
"They should sell these sheets. Man that’d be sweet. ",
"Sob,you've discovered how there're made,sob not real goldfish after all"
] | 16 |
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Found these strange pieces of goldfish crackers in my box.
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/r/pics/comments/7tzopj/i_split_my_facecrudely_from_a_nice_photo_and_came/
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[
"Discount Nathan Fillion and Flynn from tangled",
"Douche dude and chest moustache guy - sorry I’ll show myself out",
"That's nice, Dear "
] | 3 |
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I split my face(crudely) from a nice photo and came out with an interesting looking duo
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/r/pics/comments/7tzp4x/1939_lehaitre_tracked_motorcycle/
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[
"/r/oldschoolcool",
"Riding to war in style ",
"why are there handle bars? How do you even turn the damn thing ?",
"Tank bike. Add a canon and call it tank bike",
"I have a feeling that's why it never caught on.",
"this thing would’ve been a beauty to ride on a sidewalk that never ended or never turned ",
"BOOM ",
"WW1 ended in 1918.",
"I realize that. But it doesn’t seem that big of a stretch to take the left side of a tank and put some phantom handlebars on it does it?"
] | 9 |
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1939 Lehaitre tracked motorcycle
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/r/pics/comments/7tzp98/astronaut_tracy_caldwell_dyson_looks_at_earth/
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[
"Interestingly, this image was a self-portrait.\n\nSource: https://www.flickr.com/photos/nasa2explore/9454444948/in/album-72157627325477077/\n\nMore info on the Cupola, the part of the ISS that Caldwell Dyson is looking through: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cupola_(ISS_module)",
"I would give up a lot in life to be able to do that... ",
"She looks like she's thinking \"I wonder if I left the stove on\". ",
"Here I am sitting in a tin can ....far above the world ....planet earth is blue and there's nothing I can do.",
"Amazing pic, looks like a sci-fi movie still.",
"That’s one hell of a view she’s got",
"https://youtu.be/iYYRH4apXDo credit where credit is due. ",
"How cool would that be",
"\"Shit, I left the lights on.\"",
"Makes me wonder, how many layers of glass are there on those windows, how thick is the glass and what's in the gap, is it a vacuum or pressurised? Very cool photo though.",
"One word. Awesome!",
"Great fakery!",
"That looks like such an awesome view and and awesome place to be. But I do wonder... if I were up there right now, which would make me more homesick? Viewing posts on /r/aww? Or on /r/food?",
"According to [this article](https://www.theregister.co.uk/2016/05/12/tiny_space_trash_impact_cracks_window_on_international_space_station/), the windows are \"quadruple-glazed with layers of transparent aluminum ceramic composite glass. There's an inner layer to protect against astronauts scuffing up the windows, two 25mm-thick pressure glass panels, and a thinner outer debris panel.\"\n\nThey've also got shutters that can be manually closed for more protection.\n\n[Here's the ESA's technical page about it.](http://www.esa.int/Our_Activities/Human_Spaceflight/International_Space_Station/Cupola)",
"Wait...Earth is round? Why have I been mislead before? This is a whole new idea to me.....the Earth is round! Wow!",
"Awesome, thanks for the information!",
"Train for years and get a Bachelors in engineering, physics, biology or mathematics? ",
"Sexiest woman of 2018?",
"Finally an actual pic of Dyson's sphere",
"Sadly I’m too old to do so... plus I doubt I’m smart enough 😞",
"Same here, buddy. Hopefully in our lifetime there will be space tourism(orbit flights) cheap enough to go on. ",
"That’s what I’m counting on 😀",
"It's obviously a fake picture ^^^/s"
] | 24 |
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Astronaut Tracy Caldwell Dyson looks at Earth from the International Space Station
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/r/pics/comments/7tzqbu/my_cheesing_dog_right_after_i_told_her_beach/
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[
"Maybe he thinks you said \"BITCH!\"",
"[Son of a beach?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JAFQFvSPhQ8)",
"Old Yeller.."
] | 3 |
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My cheesing dog right after I told her “beach?!”
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/r/pics/comments/7tzqhz/waking_up_to_a_chilly_sunrise_in_joshua_tree/
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[
"Took this a few months back on an overnighter with a friend. Check out my instagram for more of my photo work. Thanks!\n\n@neekohhhh",
"Absolutely love Joshua Tree! Went there for a super-boom one year, one of the most memorable events of my life. Stunning place.",
"The desert is underrated. Spring time when the super-bloom happens is so awesome"
] | 3 |
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Waking up to a chilly sunrise in Joshua Tree National Park with hot coffee in hand
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/r/pics/comments/7tzrai/well_this_is_the_way_people_selfied50_years_ago/
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[
"This isn’t Facetime just answer the phone!",
"And no Emoji either.",
".... what’s that in her hand? It looks like the symbol for the phone app on my smartphone.",
"hahahahahha",
"That was more of speaker option",
"The one thing I miss are those curly chords that I can fiddle with when talking about my crush. ",
"It's a failed design for an... uh... \"appliance\". \n\nThey've since retooled the shape and got rid of the cord.\n\n",
"As you drape all over the bed or easy chair in a physically improbable pile of limbs and mildly kicking feet, but yet still appear reasonably comfortable despite your parents wincing when they think of what such a pose would do to their back?",
"And my dad finally utters beneath his breath, \"I wish I had a daughter instead.\" ",
"I'll just play with my hair to save time."
] | 10 |
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Well, this is the way people selfied...50 years ago.
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[
"That’s a really great shot! What drone were you using?",
"thanks! I use a Phantom 4. It handles the cold really well, don't listen to the cold drone police haha",
"my instagram: @imdavey",
"I just thought of the perfect sequel to Cool Runnings. Jamaican Dogsled Team! ",
"hahaha I'd pay to watch that! \n",
"Riddick meets Eight Below. ",
"That’s really nice!\n\nLike something from a Coen bros movie. "
] | 7 |
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Getting my creative side on with a drone shot of a dogsled team headed through the mountains
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/r/pics/comments/7tzrk1/first_wedding_send_off_ive_ever_shot/
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[
"GREAT SHOT!!!!",
"They got married at a castle?! I am legitimately jealous...",
"Nice shot.",
"Looks like a place in Utah.",
"Oh pretty! Love a good wedding picture. ",
"Wadley Farms in Lindon, UT! ",
"This is a lovely picture!"
] | 7 |
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First Wedding send off I’ve ever shot! 😊
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[
"I'll be dogged if I can figure out this photo.",
"Pugzuka the fluffiest of all the triads.",
"Another immature narcissist who at 22 is so well travelled and lived so fully they're covered in tatoos",
"That is a what the hell did i get myself into look for sure.",
"*tattoos "
] | 5 |
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Happy doggo family
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/r/pics/comments/7u00y7/the_man_in_the_back_of_this_picture_looks_as_if/
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[
"Middle aged stretch Armstrong.",
"Plot twist: hes a super hero in hiding. ",
"Must be a cop",
"r/confusing_perspective",
"I think you mean the long arm of the law.",
"I did!"
] | 6 |
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The man in the back of this picture looks as if his hand is on the girl's shoulder.
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/r/pics/comments/7u0182/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/
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[
"blatant and obvious photoshop.\n\n",
"“Now kith” - Mike Tyson ",
"That's hot.",
"i don,t think this is a real pic",
"Yep, real fire dragon. The dude on the left has been shopped in. ",
"Is that Falkor, the dragon from the Neverending Story?",
"Looks like he's spitting \"the dragon\" in its face. ",
"Methinks you need to up your kissing game.",
"This picture is legit, https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6lwouj/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/\n\nEdit: Lmao it really is, you petty fucks ",
"It looks like the dragon is spitting out a person",
"Its been proven as real on getty",
"As /u/rkiga noted [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6lwouj/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/djxa4ax/): \n\n> [It's come up before](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/oth8s/when_you_see_it_noel_celis_is_an_incredibly_lucky/) and the conclusion is that this pic is legit, or at least that it was never proven to be manipulated.\n\n> It's backed by Getty and the AFP: http://www.gettyimages.co.uk/detail/news-photo/fire-breather-performs-in-chinatown-in-manila-a-day-before-news-photo/137515594\n\n> If it were photoshopped, that guy would get blacklisted everywhere as a freelancer and have all of his work removed from Getty. When this photo was taken, the photographer already had 4000+ photos accepted by the AFP and available for license from Getty. It would be an extremely stupid move to jeopardize that source of income just to make one picture look better. Although it looks too good to be true, it's more likely that he just got very lucky with a one in a million shot.\n\n> large version: http://inapcache.boston.com/universal/site_graphics/blogs/bigpicture/lunar_new_year_2012/bp26.jpg\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Firebreather. Do you see the dragon?](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/22jnp1/firebreather_do_you_see_the_dragon/) | 2859 | 3^yrs | pics | 215\n[Kissed by a dragon \\(xpost /r/pics\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/Pareidolia/comments/6lxth3/kissed_by_a_dragon_xpost_rpics/) | 140 | 6^mos | Pareidolia | 8\n[Fire breather looks like he's kissing a fire dragon!](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6lwouj/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/) | 103864 | 6^mos | pics | 1134\n[Fire breather looks like he's kissing a fire dragon!](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7u0182/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/) | 57 | 4^hrs | pics | 12\n[Fire breather looks like he's kissing a fire dragon](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/6ly316/fire_breather_looks_like_hes_kissing_a_fire_dragon/) | 16960 | 6^mos | woahdude | 133\n[Kissing the Dragon](http://www.reddit.com/r/PerfectTiming/comments/wtau0/kissing_the_dragon/) ^**B** | 314 | 5^yrs | PerfectTiming | 7\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u10019817) (B = bigger)*",
"[Here](https://correspondent.afp.com/photography-telling-art-fraud) is a much better source confirming the photo than a few anecdotes and opinions on Reddit.\n\nI was out to prove this was a fake but everything I found (including running it through fotoforensics.com) indicates that it is not manipulated.",
"Step aside, Sally Kellerman; there's a new \"*Hot Lips*\" in town...\n\n\n^BTW, ^if ^she ^makes ^it ^to ^June, ^she'll ^be ^81.",
"I mean who has the balls to get close enough to kiss a fire dragon ?"
] | 15 |
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Fire breather looks like he's kissing a fire dragon!
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/r/pics/comments/7u06b6/rip_this_old_pirate_13_years_of_plundering_the/
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[
"Those are a lot of good plundering years.\n\nI'm sure old Davy Jones has a plate of treats out waiting for this old scallywag.",
"As long as it is a fish the old girl can lick, I cannot ask for more.. she was a good Captain",
"that is sad news but thanks for sharing - what an ace pal she looked like. ",
"Travel well, old wanderer. ",
"So this is where we part, My Friend, \n \nand you'll run on, around the bend,\n \ngone from sight, but not from mind, \n \nnew pleasures there you'll surely find.\n\n I will go on, I'll find the strength, \n \nlife measures quality, not its length.\n \nOne long embrace before you leave, \n \nshare one last look, before I grieve.\n\n There are others, that much is true,\n \nbut they be they, and they aren't you. \n \nAnd I, fair, impartial, or so I thought, \n \nwill remember well all you've taught.\n\n Your place I'll hold, you will be missed,\n \nthe fur I stroked, the nose I kissed. \n \nAnd as you journey to your final rest, \n \ntake with you this...I loved you best.",
"https://m.imgur.com/4mNlCCu",
"There are old pilots and there are bold pilots,\nbut there are very few old, bold, pilots.",
"Thanks bud, as sad as it was she lived a very good life. A good spot of whiskey was drunk for her last night",
"Beautiful, thanks for this",
"R.I.P Old dog o7 you were probably a good girl!",
"sucks that you lost your boat."
] | 11 |
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Rip this old pirate.. 13 years of plundering the New Zealand lakes.
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[
"If you look very closely, you can see the hut Kim Jong Il was born in. /s",
"/r/sweden",
"Aka The Eye of Sauron",
"Waiting for a Reddit meteorologist to explain what kind of cloud that is",
"Eight Trigram seal",
"I think OP is about to restore Te Fiti...\n",
"I think it's a photoshop cloud if I recall correctly from the previous half dozen times I've seen this.",
"That is so Death Mountain. Here is [link](https://imgur.com/gallery/EMNDZC3)",
"Aaand now I'm off to Cinnabon. Is that place still open?",
"[Uzumaki...](https://i.imgur.com/r59bJz6.png)",
"Beautiful ",
"Goddam...is that Nazi trying to open the Ark of the Covenant on that island? ",
"Debian sky",
"Meet you there.",
"[It's a capture from this gif](https://i.imgur.com/gejPjjt.gifv)",
"Fatass ",
"This is what happens when you take the heart of Tafiti.",
"**Yes this is shopped.**\n\nThe source of this is (aka Ilkgul Menzil on instagram). As is the case with [many of their postings](https://imgur.com/a/pMBap), this is shopped. [Here](https://imgur.com/a/UACeN) are the same clouds in different pictures.\n\nShe later made it into a gif in June 24, 2017.\n\nEdit: As for the location, her facebook page says:\n\n> October 21, 2016 \n\n> Stormy Sunset on Fethiye ❤ — feeling super at Butterfly Valley, Turkey.\n\nEdit 2: It seems that two people are claiming ownership. On ilkgulmenzil's instagram she writes:\n\n> OCTOBER 18, 2016\n\n> My Snapchat: ilkgulmenzil \n\n> Photo & edited by me\n\nHowever, on [this wikimedia commons page](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:Spiral_cloud_sunset.jpg) with this image, the following information is listed:\n\n>Description: Sunset\n\n> Date:\t12 June 2017\n\n> Source:\tOwn work\n\n> Author:\tMohammed Sajeed",
"Nice try, roommate. I know it’s a bacon sky. ",
"Naruto?",
"Nah that’s obviously where the heart of tifiti goes. Duh",
"Exactly what I expected. 6/10",
"Looks more like a bacon sky to me",
"I see what's happening here",
"You already know what the fucks goin on",
"mmmm...cinnabun",
"Did your roommate try licking this too?",
"Clouds... nature's chemtrails.",
"r/debianinrandomplaces\n",
"Truly the universal operating system :) ",
"Formation if a hurricane. Duh duh duuuhhh",
"Thank you, was looking for this.",
"nice photo",
"The Devil’s Anus?\n",
"Clearly this is the heart of te fiti ",
"Sky is the canvas.",
"Unexpected uzumaki ",
"A storm is coming Mr. Wayne ... ",
"I’m so sick of this pic getting posted I could puke blood.",
"Now I'm hungry",
"naruto and sasuke fighting over there",
"OMG! Chemtrails turning the frogs gay!",
"Pretty sure there's a shrine in the middle of that",
"*moana intro music blasts in my brain* \n#Sei e va'ai mai \n",
"I came here for the Death Mountain reference, was not disappointed.",
"Shopped or not, it still looks amazing[ly tasty.](/spoiler)",
"Came here to post this. Have an upvote.",
"The final boss is at the top of that mountain",
"that is a sight i would kill to see, and even more to photograph (if ti was real :D)",
"The pic is photoshopped, and was animated into that gif afterwards by the artist.",
"/r/photoshop",
"Hey I just found my new wallpaper.",
"You know Carcosa? ",
"Someone followed the path but where's the dark tower? ",
"It seems you found root.deb",
"Yahaha! You found me! Source: Zelda breath of the wild.",
"and the song of angels begin.....ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh",
"Show me a mona lisa sky and ill be impressed lol",
"forecast is cloudy with a chance of orcs",
"It looks like the Pair of Kings Island! (Show from Disney Channel) ",
"meta",
"r/zelda",
"That is cool... how u do that",
"Someone found all of the Dragon balls ",
"Shopped and reposted more often than Rick Astley.",
"Looks like someone stole the heart of Tafiti again",
"there's a cinammon bun sky... for our love",
"SWG good game",
"You can do this on your iPhone using an app called Alien Sky. It gives you weather and atmospheric overlays that you can blend in to pics. Pretty sure the swirl cloud she used is exactly from that app. Brainfever apps are the app developers. ",
" this has been my phone's screensaver for over a year. Stop it with the truth",
"Never!",
"Spiral king comfirmed 2018",
"Pretty sure this is about to open a portal to the underworld ",
"Magic ",
"sequel to *Vanilla Sky*",
"Someone asked if we can make this in photoshop. No one asked if we should. ",
"Fucking giant portals in the sky! ",
"Tafiti!",
"that type of cloud is quite common when a dark and terrible summoning ritual is being performed.",
"“Fiddlehead fern sky” is more like it",
"Like this:\n\n [text here](/spoiler)",
"I used to date a pole dancer named Cinnamon Bunsky!",
"That’s not Sayori...",
"I want to live with a Cinnabun sky, I could be happy the rest of my life with a Cinnabun sky.",
"That’s awesome, [thanks!] (/spoiler)",
"This sub keeps getting photoshopped pics upvoted...c'mon now people. ",
"GIF version\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7huixd/calm_before_the_storm/\n\n",
"^(But she'll always be watching from the skies ;-;)"
] | 89 |
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cinnamon bun sky
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[
"damn it squirrels y u so cute!",
"creepy/cute fusion. Leaning towards cute though ",
"E ks ks ks ks ks ks ellent"
] | 3 |
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Exxxxcellent...
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[
"Haunted house material.",
"It looks like Forrest Gump's mom's house. Same style. ",
"Somehow it looks like Fallout 4 screenshot to me",
"Looks like an old movie ",
"The Amityville Horror: The Fall.",
"RIP fall. You were loved."
] | 6 |
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a nice picture i took this fall
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/r/pics/comments/7u0bos/italian_helmet_from_1543/
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[
"Whoa, that's a mermaid splayed across the top. Hawt! ",
"That's some \"you keep what you kill\" level helmet right there.\nThat helmet belongs to someone who wanted to kill all the furians.",
"Forged in the fires of Mount BobideeBoobidee",
"Amazing. Grazie. ",
"Such impeccable detail ",
"To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and to hear the lamentations of their mermaids!",
"It's a spaghetti helmet. ",
"Neat!",
"Made by Milanese armourer [Filippo Negroli](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Filippo_Negroli) in 1543, from [Metropolitan Museum of Art](https://www.metmuseum.org/toah/works-of-art/17.190.1720/):\n\n\"Made from one plate of steel patinated to look like bronze. . . the graceful mermaid forming the helmet's comb holds the grimacing head of Medusa by the hair\"\n\nOriginal comment: https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/31018h/comment/cpxdaqv",
"I'd be the guy that kept hurting himself trying to put the damn thing on",
"I've seen this helmet from somewhere. It's not that they stole their design from assassins creed.. ",
"What sorta boosts you get from this?",
"Got em",
"Nipples. Or as we call them in europe: breakfast cereal commercials.",
"Plot on your head",
"This guy was definitely the Jamie Lanister of medieval Greece",
"Fucked. He's probably dead now.",
"Italians have always been dramatic, huh?",
"I saw this an I immediately thought \"this is the Cainhurst Knight Helm\" r/Bloodborne leaks",
"Kind of reminds me of the tier 10 Paladin set helmet",
"That's metal as fuck",
">probably",
"Thank you for linking to that helpful comment. The only thing I can add is [this](https://i.imgur.com/wrQF2Dg.jpg) higher quality and less cropped version of OP's image. ",
"*meesa jar jar binks*",
"A +100 modifier in European combat",
"Mostly",
"Neat:) ",
"The Elder Scrolls 6 Confirmed",
"I would wear this all day, everyday. I'd probably become commander in no time! ",
"Maybe",
"I’m glad I’m not the only hunter who thought this. ",
"I have seen this-one of my favorite things there.",
"*This guy pillages.*",
"Dude in the middle has the face of Rodney Dangerfield. ",
"Looks like something from Darksouls",
"Wow.",
"Goregous craftsmanship. Anyone here listen to Glass Cloud?",
"if he's not, we're all fucked",
"Belongs in Dark Souls.",
"What is “What is best in life?”",
"Wow, I just saw this at the MET the other day.... such a cool exhibit.",
"Damn Vilebloods... ",
"Sweet, but you can't use it unless it is CSA approved: you would get an illegal equipment penalty.",
"Chainhurst",
"love me some abyssus builds",
"Because the links don't seem to say, does anyone know if this was actually meant to be used in battle? Or was it one of those art pieces (and advertising for the armourer) that were often gifted to Lords and Kings but never actually used for battle, like those gigantic swords as tall as a person?",
"amazing what you can make when you don't have the interwebs or tv to distract you",
"\"Ceremonial\". Yes, probably.\n\nFunctionally, this would be a terrible helmet. The features make a very poor strength-to-weight ratio. \"Catching\" weapons on a feature can result in very high forces, the desired effect is sliding/glancing off a smooth surface.\n\nIt's not only artistic but the technique is astounding. That's steel, drawn out to seemingly impossible feature depths. Like, I'm not even sure how. I'm pretty sure it was not simply cast.",
"Ad mortem, inimicus!",
"Dark souls",
"Looks cool but turns out that wearing [this helmet](https://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Abyssus) actually makes you get hit harder",
"That is so badass ",
"Oh Wow. That seems like years of craftsmanship!",
"What kind of shoes would go with that?",
"Why are the Italians so good at making nice things?",
"It looks Giger—esque ",
"That doesn't look graceful at all. ",
"Hmm do Italians like to impress their killers before they die?",
"I just can't unsee Jar Jar Binks side profile... :(\n",
"Well whoever owns it now probably fucks on a bed of money",
"Nay, serve thy queen faithfully",
"Perfect for Ser Bronn of the Blackwater",
"Looks like something H.R. Giger would design. ",
"The craftsmanship of the helmet is absolutely amazing!",
"Looking at the helmet more closely, there was some kind of chin protection on a hinge attached. I wonder if it was equally decorated.",
"Reminds me of this: \nhttp://bloodborne.wiki.fextralife.com/Cainhurst+Helmet",
"I was hoping I'd see this. ",
"Yep it's beautiful, bit yeah can't see it being used for a battle. Thanks for the info. I've started getting into finding out about swords and armour and castles etc",
"Surprised to see this so far down hah.",
"Pics actually has interesting pics today, what a pleasant surprise.",
"Perfect War Forever",
"The style of the helmet is an early burgonet. These almost always had hinged cheek plates or a falling buffe, to make them easier to remove and most examples I've seen were evenly decorated. Examples [1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgonet#/media/File:Burgonet_at_the_Met.png), [2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Burgonet#/media/File:Burgonet_helmet,_Nuremberg,_c._1560,_decorated_in_the_17th_century_-_Higgins_Armory_Museum_-_DSC05687.JPG), [3](http://myarmoury.com/feature_spot_burgonet.html)",
"\"Threshold! Take us to the threshold!\"",
"What is it made of? ",
"Most of the weapons you listed had specific purposes for example to counter things like cavalry charges, breaking the mast of spears in a spear wall or punch through the armor of someone riding a horse\n\nDumbass\n\n",
"Was this purely ornamental worn for celebrations or actually worn into combat by a general or something?",
"They spent a lot of time on this. It's very cool",
"If people are interested in more of this stuff, I highly recommend checking out Carlo Paggiarino's photography.\n\nI own several of his books. [They're expensive](http://www.hansprunner-estore.com/estore/index.asp), but well worth it. There's nothing else quite like it out there which shows this sort of the work in the detail he does.",
"Yamada Sōbi's Rabbit.\n\nSingle piece of iron plate\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/Ap2VG",
"[Quite.](http://www.heavyblogisheavy.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/09/glass-cloud-perfect-war-forever-600x600.jpg)",
"My boyfriend:\n\n> _\"Daaamn, who ever wore that must've been some bad-ass motherfucker! Lol at that helmet, girl layin' down with her titties out, like some kind of mermaid, that's nice.\"_",
"Awwwh man I bet that would of got you so much Italian....pus....erm...prefered gender",
"A lot of people have an odd hardon for the phrase ceremonial. Think of it like formal armor. If a guy rich enough to have this helmet made wanted to actually go into battle, he’s rich enough to have a separate helmet for that. If he’s fighting in it, probably wasn’t his intention. Seems pretty straight forward.",
"Nice Abyssus!",
"Now this is what I call good punctuation.",
"The MET? ",
"Amazingly beautiful ",
"When you can make amour of this level of quality your weapon might as well 100% offence. \n\n\nA well armoured dude with a zweihander defeats a well armoured dude with a longsword every single time.\n\n\nAlso battleaxes and flails are more DnD than real life weapons.",
"I think that pretty much sums up the italian culture, in one picture. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"This is the helmet they based the helmet from bloodborne on, even the details of the snail girl is on the helmet",
"Wow! This looks almost identical to the cainhurst helm from Bloodborne",
"It could have been, there is nothing unserviceable about the design.",
"Steel.",
"Looks like the Cainhurst Helmet from Bloodborne. I bet it was inspired by this.",
"True. Just kind of curious as to the history of this particular piece.",
"How sweet the sound",
"Not necessarily worn by an Italian. Italian made armour being the most widely sought after through out Renaissance Europe.",
"This is absolutely fantastic, Lord of Rivendell!",
"Thanks for posting this, it's beautiful.",
"Very fascist. I like it.",
"Wow, must have took a lot of work to make in a large scale",
"That saved a wretch",
"Liiike meee",
"Wow. Incredible thing. Masterpiece.",
"But is it art?",
"They don’t make them like they used to!",
"This is why Italians were not actually very good at war,they could make nice helmets but never could accessorise effectively before a battle 'Hey Antionioni,what you think this belt with this helmet,do these shoes go?'",
"\"You know Alessio?\"\n\n\"The guy with la gnocca tettona on the helmet?\"\n\n\"Yeeeeeeee\"\n\n\"Yeeeeeeee\"",
"Holy cockamole",
"why is this not mandatory in the design of ferrari F1 drivers' helmet design???",
"Poor Daryl Hannah!",
"BLEEDING A PERFECT WAR",
"Username checks out.\n\n\"Whats the utility in a pike when you're a light infantry unit being charged head on by cavalry? Also, what's the utility in a halberd which had 3 completely different attack surfaces and significant reach? Fucking Europeans.\"",
"can you imagine having to polish that every day?",
"I'd guess the fine details were done via [repousse and chasing](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Repouss%C3%A9_and_chasing). maybe cast an initial blank, followed by some smithing to get the general shape, then a probably ungodly amount of hours sculpting the details that way.",
"Does anyone have a front facing view of it?\n",
"How is something like this made?",
"Cool....the artistry back then...unrivaled",
"Looks more like something a chaos worshipper will use.",
"We (Italians) Sucked at war, but definitely looked good! ",
"Literally.",
"40 to 60 physical damage added to attacks,\n+125% melee critical strike multiplier, +25 to all attributes, 110% increased armour, and 40% increased physical damage taken.\n",
"Its in [Bloodborne](http://i.imgur.com/jvjuCQt.png), if that counts",
"10/10 would wear at my wedding.",
"I want one. That is badass.",
"Good save. The social justice warriors of Reddit had their pitchforks ready and chomping at the bit you come downvote you to Oblivion. ",
"This looks similar to a sketch Da Vinci made in around 1480 \n[](https://goo.gl/images/YGaAb8)",
"Those old school Italians had weird shaped heads",
"https://www.merriam-webster.com/dictionary/utility",
"Fucking how. That's crazy.",
"How does one pillage a mermaid?",
"This guy reddits ",
"Sorry, executioner. I have to serve her an asskicking.",
"Well now I know where the design for the Cainhurst helmets in Bloodborne came from.",
"I still can't believe that someone could do repousse that detailed in steel. ",
"Even 500 years ago Italians knew how to make stuff!!! ",
"As long as Italy has been inhabited, il bel modo has accompanied it, I guess ",
"I don't see any spaghetti ",
"/r/darksouls",
"> A well armoured dude with a zweihander defeats a well armoured dude with a longsword every single time.\n\nWould he? They would both be half-swording, right? I admit I find it hard to imagine how the thing would play out and what difference would a sword make.",
"There is a Duke in the SCA name Styrkarr Jarlskald and he has an exact replica of this entire suit of armour made by a master metalsmith named Ugo Serrano. It is an absolute sight to behold.\n\nEdit: some links of Styrkarr's kit\nhttps://i.imgur.com/LyJV1No.jpg\nhttp://i.imgur.com/TSEOj4t.jpg\nhttps://i.imgur.com/YUvOaOw.jpg\nhttps://i.imgur.com/oMdIfze.jpg\nhttps://i.imgur.com/RcIfMzu.jpg\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/86/83/08/86830885ba7108101ba5ceac3e7a2a1d--medieval-swords-armour.jpg",
"I understand this is probably priceless but how much would this be appraised for?",
"No resists? Vendor trash",
"Stuck like a raaaaaat",
"You are probably right, it is nowhere near as clear cut. I should hold off on commenting before my morning coffee.",
"ask a barbarian, or the governor of California.",
"Even if you're bad at war, you may as well look your best.",
"What would a helmet like that have cost?",
"Most pieces like this are referred to as \"Armor Garniture\". They are functional, in the means that they're still armor that protects the wearer, but they're more grandiose and more appropriate for ceremonial function. \n\nEDIT: For reference [The armor of Henry II](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/d/d7/WLA_metmuseum_Armor_of_Henry_II_of_France.jpg/1200px-WLA_metmuseum_Armor_of_Henry_II_of_France.jpg). This is just one example of armor from the 16th century, of which there are a lot. This is significantly more ornate, however, than English and HRE counterparts. ",
"Not really. Repousse and chasing are far more versatile in highly malleable materials like copper and tin. Steel is nowhere near as malleable and has significant draw limits (which would seem to be far lower than what I see here), cast iron has basically no malleability.\n\nSteel does not cast into thin profiles like this. It is rolled as sheets and forged or cold-worked. \n\nIF you cast it, it'd likely have to be cast iron, which doesn't work easily after that. Cast iron doesn't do very wide, thin features either, but it will go much further than steel.\n\nI wonder how thick it is? ",
"the craftsmanship and artistry involved in this is absolutely mind-boggling.",
"I love the addition of scales where you would normally see ribs. ",
"I love the addition of scales where you would normally see ribs.",
"Because it’s centuries old I expect the carvings to have some great hidden meanings, but it is obvious most of it is just a silversmith doodling.",
"Yep. You don't see marines out there fighting in their fancy pants. ",
"Just makes sense honestly. “I’m rich and in charge of a lot of people, give me some fancy fucking armor to set me apart because I’m important but also I’d definitely like it to be armor and not just cloth because some dudes on horseback could definitely manage to get near me if I’m unlucky ",
"I always thought impressively detailed and ornamented armor was just the product of fantasy movies, games, etc. Very cool to see something like this actually being existent.",
"It was a highly utilitarian weapon because it required a significantly less amount of iron/steel than, say, a sword would. It could be produced and issued en masse. They were also effective in the hands of low-skilled militia all the way up to men-at-arms that would make up the backbone of many armies in the 13th/14th century. Swords were cumbersome to anyone that isn't well trained and crossbows and longbows took almost a lifetime of training to be highly effective. \n\nThe polearm was the weapon of choice for most foot soldiers, men-at-arms included, due to it's utility and polearms maintained a large battlefield presence for almost 350 years. It was a far better offensive weapon than the spear and it was a far better defensive weapon than a sword or axe. ",
"Function as well as style. Fuck yeh.",
"Yeah you're right.",
"Couldnt help but read this in Dan Carlin’s voice. ",
"*This guy jeopardies*",
"Not sure how to react to this.",
"I'll take anal bum cover for 200.",
"***Pitchforks???***\n\nDid you just ASSUME my rioting implements???",
"just because it's easier to repousse and chase soft metals doesn't mean it's impossible in steel. a brief google search shows [some people are definitely doing it albeit at a much lower level](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aEho__tPwcc), and also [smiths and hobbyists are actively trying to learn](https://www.iforgeiron.com/topic/30138-steel-repousse/) - in fact if you check that thread there's a few people who claim to have experience and one person who even suggests that \n\n> ILL a copy of \"\"Heroic Armor of the Italian Renaissance: Filippo Negroli and His Contemporaries\"\nMetropolitan Museum of Art (New York, N. Y.), Leydi, Silvio, Godoy, Jose-A, Negroli, Filippo, Pyhrr, Stuart W.\nISBN 0870998722 / 0-87099-872-2\n> \n> Not only will it blow you away bigtime if you read it they were doing repousse in medium carbon steel!\n\n&nbsp; \n\n[this is the book in question](https://www.amazon.com/Italian-Renaissance-Filippo-Negroli-Contemporaries/dp/0300086180) although I'm unfortunately unable to verify if it does in fact state that this is repousse work. I would imagine it probably does since I don't see why anyone would claim it does and also give the ISBN number to make sure you could rent and verify said claim. but then this is the internet.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nif you look to almost any similar craft field there's similar precedents - often you can find at least one incredibly skilled historical figure in the field capable of seemingly impossible work with more finesse and theoretically worse starting materials/tools than modern craft. see: [the blashcka brothers](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Leopold_and_Rudolf_Blaschka) and their amazing botanical collection. all done with foot pumps for oxygen flow to their torches!\n\n&nbsp;\n\n[if you check the met entry on this piece](https://www.metmuseum.org/art/collection/search/22634) you'll see they even use the word \"embossed\". which implies at least a fabrication method similar to repousse. \n\n&nbsp;\n\nyou are surely correct - precious metals and copper/tin are much more malleable when it comes to repousse and chasing. But that just means it would be more difficult, not necessarily impossible. steel rolled into a sheet could probably be forged into the helmet blank to give an even, consistent, thin gauge blank to work off of. with a thin enough gauge, a heavy enough hammer, verrrry frequent and careful annealing, and maybe even working the metal a little hot/warm, I'd imagine you could eventually make detail like this.\n\n&nbsp;\n\nand for the **TL; DR:** there's this video:\n\n[Douglas Pryor talks about his work doing chasing and repousse for armor](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9uG70TkkWyk) and you can also check his most recent blog post about [sculpting an elephant's head out of 1/8\" sheet](http://douglaspryor.com/blog/) complete with progress pictures",
"Finally, a picture of the helmet from above so we can see the mermaid better. The rest of the armor is awesome as well. Thanks!",
"\"It's a nice helmet, I'll give you that. But the engravings give you no tactical advantage whatsoever, unless you were planning to auction it off as a collectors item\"",
"I want to see a top view",
"[Italian Helmet](https://i.imgur.com/fdpyYX1.png)",
"That looks like the helmet Little Deyzuna wears in Redline.",
"/r/mallninjashit?",
"Just reminds me of bloodborne ",
"Such much better than this 1542 crap.",
"No that helmet is from Bloodborne. The Italians obviously copied Miyazaki",
"Why would they put so much effort on a helmet? Did it belong to a Person of Importance? May be they had too much time in their hands back then.",
"We call it *romantic*",
"Pretty ignorant. Sometimes gear doesn’t have the best armor rating but the magical properties make up for it. If this adds +5 to agility or something I’ll take that over +10 armor points any day.",
"> crossbows and longbows took almost a lifetime of training\n\nLongbows, yes. Crossbows, no. Crossbows killed the archer as a profession. Crossbows were the rifles of their day: you could stick one in the hands of an untrained farmer and have him be as lethal as a longbowman who had trained all his life. Crossbows were also a lot cheaper to mass produce, and the bolts required a far lower level of workmanship than arrows. Crossbows could also pierce all but the best late-era plate armor at close range, and could easily pierce chain and padded armor at nearly every range.",
"Art of war",
"Price 1c, unless Mathil makes a build with it then 2ex.",
"And jeopardises his enemies",
"Beautiful!!",
"Actually holy shit Abyssus is most likely based on this exact helmet. Take a look at it's [picture](https://d1u5p3l4wpay3k.cloudfront.net/pathofexile_gamepedia/7/7f/Abyssus_inventory_icon.png?version=3866940e2e1b6f558b54a5613513a685).",
"> silversmith\n\nIt's a single sheet of steel, actually.",
"[These boots](https://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Kaom%27s_Roots) go well with [this helmet](https://pathofexile.gamepedia.com/Abyssus).",
"Do you play Path of Exile?",
"What would that look like while worn? ",
"Negroli is legitimately my favorite 16th century artist",
"Looks like Zora armour.",
"Breed it, drown it, sell the bones, repeat.",
"That's An *Album* Cover.",
"Burninating the peasants!!!",
"Nailed it",
"We need some king of /r/ArmorPorn that's alive.",
"This helmet must've been worn by a legendary warrior. They would never give this to a shmuck who gets headshotted instantly leaving the decorative helmet perforated and destroyed.",
"It's been posted a bunch of times in the Poe sub Reddit!",
"Weird, must not make it to the top much anymore. I haven't seen it there.",
"One of those was found in a barn on Antiques Road Show. Appraised value: $350,000. Holy shit!",
"Crossbows were significantly more complicated than you're putting them out to be. A crossbow was absolutely not cheap to mass produce as long as the yew was available (which would be the only reason it would be more expensive). Crossbows required metal mechanisms that would have to be forged by hand. That's not cheap, compared to a longbow. \n\nIt was a force leveler but, like a modern rifle, there is a huge gap between a trained and an untrained user. With a crossbow, that gap was larger than it would be with spears/pikes/polearms. That's all I was saying. ",
"We NEED MORE TIME BEFORE THE INVASION...we can only make 7 helmets by next year!!!!",
"Steel armor is not cast, it starts as sheet or billet and hot/cold forged into shape.\n",
"Repousse physically thins metal when it's stretched. If you start with a very thick stock, you can't begin to shape it. Copper work-hardens and embrittles after a few strikes, but readily anneals with heat, and can be drawn further with almost no limit.\n\nSteel's just far more limited. This level of drawing seems impossible. Even the really impressive work I know of from modern artists do not draw like this. I know, there it is, and it's said to be steel with a bronze patina, but I'm still confused how it was made.\n\n",
"Ones with a windlass definitely were complicated and expensive, but if it just had a stirrup for cocking and a tickler for a release mechanism they aren't terribly complicated. With that setup you could even produce one almost entirely without metal, using a cloth or leather stirrup and a wooden tickler.\n\nBut yeah, using a pike to engage cavalry is pretty easy. It gets harder to use when presented with infantry. Crossbow continues to be point-and-click, though :D",
"Because seeing is for pussies.",
"No it's a helmet. ",
"Err tell that to the Romans. No Europeans suck at war. Its basically what we specialised in for 3000 years ",
"Tactical advantage ;\nOpponent :\n\"die muther fu......ooooh nice tits!\"\nHelmet wearer :\n\"stabbbbsz\" grazie! ",
"That is so amazing. Thanks for the picture.",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE",
"that was my initial assumption but some people were expressing doubt that it could be formed like this so I figured I'd avoid committing 100% to one way or the other",
"That is badass but the tits could be bigger",
"Thank you for confirming my first thought: \n\n\"There's no way that was used in battle. It looks more like an Armorer's showpiece that you put in the front window.\"",
"This strikes me as the type of helmet a Necromonger captain would wear from the Chronicles of Riddick...",
"First thought: Jar Jar is that you?",
"My thinking is it's not just being \"good\", they employed something unique which is not quite repousse/chasing. We have many great artists doing it now but none draw like this, not in steel.\n\nMaybe it's \"a cheat\" like soldering on pieces made elsewhere (but no evidence I can see, and it would probably be described somewhere). I'm so curious. Steel like this almost shouldn't exist.",
"Italy: winning silly hat contests since forever.",
"I bet they jerked off to the mermaid.\n\nNever thought of that as motivation to get something like that on a helmet/ship/tattoo...",
"I’m sorry, but it’s just not real. I mean come on, at least try to make it look like Spaghetti ",
"This is the comment I came here for. ",
"This is that asshole hunter from Bloodborne ",
"I cried alittle just from how beautiful it is.",
"This guy helms",
"I'd love to know too. It's certainly possible there's a 'cheat' somewhere but I'd like to think it would in fact be described somewhere. Another guess I'd say is maybe they used the bronze patina and gold leafing to hide their marks and give their sculpting the appearance of more depth than there actually is. Antiquing to do this is pretty common in jewelry so I wouldn't be surprised. combine that with years of wear smoothing out the highlights and deepening the patina and here you go ",
"I apologize. Let me rephrase....sharp, blunt or on fire objects of choice. ",
"...I don't think you understand the brutality of Athenian democracy...",
"I am willing to bet this would be something worn by an officer. Probably pretty high ranking. It would be WAY too expensive to outfit the common soldiers with these things. And it doesn't look very practical either. Almost ceremonial. If it was worn in battle, it was worn by some guy sitting on a horse, in the rear, observing/directing the action. Not by some muddy, bloody, sweaty grunt in the front lines!",
"First thing I thought, as well!",
"Looks like this is what inspired Bloodborne's Cainhurst helm.",
"Soldier can't battle very well while fondling the breasts of his helmet art.",
"Tight! I did a project called Glass Cloud and used this helmet as the cover of an EP called \"perfect war forever\". \n\nI realize that this is shinfo.",
"Ceremonial helmets were common gifts to princelings, and the more elaborate the better. ",
"Just saying, you won't find anything nearly next to this beautiful in \"shithole\" countries in the same 16th century...we are all equal though.",
"👍",
"Added effect: You automatically start talking with your hands",
"not any more. but i sure do miss those days.",
"Dark Souls much?",
"Yeah, that is what I was thinking. Pretty elaborate what they did back then and by hand!",
"Damn, now I need a mermaid climaxing on all my headwear, thanks asshole.",
"That's a *Helm of Underwater Action* if ever I saw one!",
"I'm from the late renaissance , I lived in rome AMA",
"Imagine being a Native American and a guy speaking an alien pitchy language , who is a color you’ve never seen before, rolls off a ship bigger than any you’ve ever seen before, wielding weapons you’ve never seen before, and he is wearing this helmet depicting a suffering fish woman and intricate details of leaves you’ve never seen before, made of an impenetrable material you’ve never seen before, and he wants what you have.\n\nI’d have shit myself.",
"I can't comprehend how people could make something like this back then. White pride worldwide, am I right?",
"This guy reads Macaulay Culkin's AMA.",
"It's weird how we barely have the technology to make this today.",
"Would wear/10",
"In the 16th century there were no romans :-)\nCompared to England, France and even Spain, I believe that the Italian lordlings were good at funding arts not at fighting wars, hence that glorious helmet.",
"Which why is the the front?",
"Maybe not on the battlefield but 16th century Italians invented modern duelling and fencing. So they weren't shy in the stabbbbsz department "
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[
"Unlucky for her she birthed our saviour, Elon.",
"Not mother. *Creator*.",
"Snow Queen ",
"She is a simulation, it's obvious.",
"maybe not end us all, but I'm legitimately worried about all those dalmatian dogs",
"it is known",
"I mean... he's been talking a LOT about the zombie apocalypse",
"If they make a bew 101 dalmatians movie they have their cruella",
"Definite Cruella vibe.",
"Elon Musk supervillain in disguise confirmed.",
"If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will.",
"She looks like she has a fur coat made of dalmation puppies.",
"I wonder what her OS is",
"Maybe the flamethrower was for her?",
"I bet she stole some redhead's voice",
"Futurama anyone?",
"MOM! Kind of explains his love of robotics and electronics.... \n Edit - Thank you for the gold! And RIPy inbox! Good times!",
"Bride of Frankenstein vibes",
"Hot damn",
"Damn she’s beautiful!",
" No way, zoom in on the face alone. This is Courtney Cox's final form. ",
"You can tell it by the way it is.",
"If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will",
"Yes! A young Mom!",
"Wait, which evil dumb son is elon supposed to be?",
"She just liked the puppies though, so just hide them until they mature, and you're golden. ",
"I finally understand why Elon is working so hard to escape Earth.\n\nIt's his only hope ",
"Nobody sell her any Dalmatian puppies. ",
"Reptilians rejoice!!!!",
"She's glorious. She needs one giant chunky jewel necklace to serve as an evil logo and we're set. God, I hope she has an evil-sounding name. Like Dominelle.",
"It's going to end with a boss fight that involves rockets and flamethrowers.",
"Red Hot Comicbook Movie News, Shooting Up Your Butthole!",
"You think he wants to get humanity to Mars for a reason - maybe a scary bed time story he heard? ",
"Explains why her son is a prick.",
"[Maye Musk. ](https://www.vanityfair.com/style/2017/03/maye-musk-model)\n\nWork for you?",
"That's an excellent name. MM. Like Lex Luthor.",
"*Cram a bastard in it, you crap!*",
"Dammit. Came here to say this.",
"There's a fine line between genius and crazy. By looking at his genepool, Musk might be a genius.",
"MM like \"Make Me\".",
"See her vest, see her vest, made from real gorilla chest",
"LOL",
"Or, \"MORE MONEY!\"\n\nHer battlecry?",
"[Supervillain](https://i.imgur.com/AbkJ7J4.png)",
"When did he build her?",
"[Don't disappoint mother!](https://i.imgur.com/N4qTp3E.png)",
"Exactly",
"Feel this sweater, there's no better\nthan authentic Irish setter.",
"Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish setter.",
"\"Mars Mama.\"",
"The word 'SPAWN' sprang into my mind.... \n\nI still say that he is a visitor from the future come to save us all. ",
"She built him.",
"She looks exactly how I've always pictured the announcer from Team Fortress 2.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=csxGJv89lJ0",
"She’s actually a very kind and beautiful woman who wants to do good in the world.\n\n\nAlso, she’s Canadian! From Regina. ",
"Wrong lever!\n\nEdit: My first gold! Thanks mysterious stranger!",
"I'm more wandering if hes ever walked in on her and Bill Nye. Couldn't think of another science boy. Maybe Stephen Hawking but...",
"looks like she could play Mother in a real life action version of Futurama.",
"Mom from futurama",
"Summer in the city",
"Someone listens to the Weekly Planet.",
"CrueElon DeVille",
"Don't give her Dalmatian puppies\n\nEdit: typo",
"Elon Musk = Gru",
"Well, looks like the singularity is upon us. ",
"SHE'S THE MASTERMIND",
"Mallory Archer anyone?",
"In this universe we call her momon.",
"No she’s mom from futurama ",
"I've always said that Elon Musk was an evil genius, this is just the last nail in the coffin. He's got rockets, robot driven cars, tunneling machines and is planning a base on Mars. Even his name sounds like an evil genius! ",
"Evil OS (duh!)",
"Canadians can't be super villains. ",
"Elon Musk is a super villain. ",
"Her coat must be awesome. ",
"You realise Hawking has a bunch of children, right?",
"She’s amazing, I hope I age as beautifully as she did",
"She's definitely a stimulation. ",
"Cruella Deville",
"Came here to say this...we’ll not this exactly, I was probably just going to write \n‘Weekly Planet’ cause I’m not very clever. ",
"In 1952 Wernher Von Braun (former Nazi and the father of the American rocket and space programs) wrote a science fiction novel about the settlement of Mars. \n\nIn it, he described the council of men responsible for the settlement. The leader of that group was known as \"The Elon\". \n\nedit: spelling",
"SILENCE! ",
"Back of my neck getting burned and gritty",
"I’m pretty sure the cuff she’s wearing has some effing amazing super powers. ",
"Feel this sweater, there's no better than authentic Irish setter.\n\n",
"She's the Grandmistress of the Order. ",
"I get that she looks like Cruella but there's definitely a Mom's friendly robot company vibe about her. ",
"What a fucking name",
"I'd still hit it",
"Yo for real! Everyone's out here making jokes meanwhile I'm beating off to Mrs. Musk's clavicle.",
"This makes me sick to my ass!",
"I’d be fine with it, she looks like someone who’d know what they’d be doing when ending the world",
"Cruella Deville...BLASPHEMY, internal combustion is OVERRR!",
"Izma out here always trying to steal Cuzco' s groove.",
"Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty",
"*slaps all three sons*",
"She threw off my groove.",
"[Mom](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/lQYWHNggDqg/hqdefault.jpg)",
"Like mother, like son",
"If I'm a golden, why are my puppies dalmations?",
"\"MORE MFLAMETHROWERS!\"",
"Can we get a picture before the money?",
"I saw both movies",
"Is this [Mom](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mom_Futurama_5298.png)?",
"Yes... she just loooooks like one.\n",
"Names are pretty, but useless.",
"She used to be a model, also her voice is so beautiful, along with thick RSA accent.. <3",
"Someone please photoshop her a bionic arm. That bracelet made me think it was a robot arm for a second.",
"To see her is to catch a sudden chill ",
"Elon's mom has got it goin' on.",
"Somehow i immediately thought of Donald Trumps mother when i read the headline. Are we completely sure this is not the case?\n",
"I thought she would have looked like Lucille Krunklehorn.",
"Cruella Deville?",
"Most people know Elon, but his bro is quite the piece of work too.\n",
"Bride of Frankenstein meets Mom from Futurama.",
"Back of my neck getting dirty and gritty",
"Thats literally Mom.",
"Truth! The people in the Tesla factory getting worked to hell. 12 hour days 6 days a week.",
"Not gonna lie, she's pretty hot.",
"Everyone's mentioning Futurama and 101 Dalmatians and I'm here just thinking she looks like [*Digital Witness*-era St Vincent.](https://exclaim.ca/images/vincent8.jpg)",
"Well that's upsetting.",
"She looks like [Mom](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/aPLbm).\n\n",
"She'd totally be a henchman in Evil Genius.",
"See this hat? Twas her cat",
"Farnsworth!",
"Neat. ",
"If Gronk played cronk, shed be the perfect Esma ",
"So that’s where he gets his smugness.\n\nAnd if this is his mom, how ugly was his dad? ",
"... I don't get it. \n\nEDIT: I'm *definitely* starting to have an inkling.",
"I wonder how well she'd fare against [10,000 rats](https://i.imgur.com/QW459J1.png) \nEdit: added visualization of 10,000 rats. ",
"Neat!",
"Pull the lever Kronk!",
"She looks like a model, beautiful lady.",
"Saw her in an interview, she's super sweet",
"She looks like Mom from futurama",
"That's good to know. Thanks, Regina! \n \n From Cormie.",
"TIL: I'd probably bang his mom. ",
"The other two submitted this at the same time. You did 40 minutes later. What's your excuse, mister?\n\nEdit: a word",
"More like Cruella Deville and her dead puppies ",
"No, she looks like a fucking badass. ",
"Wasn't she a model?",
"High maintenance level 10",
"Futurama! ",
"Futurama",
"\"Elon, darling...\"",
"We have a Darth Vader - Luke Skywalker situation here. ",
"Her evening wear? Vampire bat",
"That is one classy woman, ",
"So Cate Blanchett was amazing in ragnarok but I feel like Elon's mom could have pulled it off too...",
"Futurama ",
"she looks like mom from Futurama ",
"The ice queen from The 100",
"Dude!",
"Futurama",
"r/unexpectedfuturama",
"Futurama reference.",
"Go binge watch Futurama.",
"Futurama",
"What smells like porpoise hork?",
"I really really Pray to Yivo that your kidding",
"Futurama ",
"She is stunning!",
"That woman's vagina is an innovation startup.",
"Futurama reference to the character Mom",
"I’d........",
"No one tell Zeus that Hera is back on tinder",
"That’s def Tina fey....",
"i want her to suck my dick",
"She looks like a real life version of Mom from futurama!!!",
"http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller",
"Major st. Vincent vibes",
"\"Do you feel the power, Elon?\"\n\n\"Oh yeah. I feel it.\"",
"He is just doing her bidding ",
"Someone's been listening to The Weekly Planet this week",
"Makes sense considering her son is desperately working to save the planet.",
"Imagine being a billionaires parent, how your life will change completely from being normal to rich ",
"We belong dead.",
"Would you like me to beat it to your clavicle? Would that help?",
"Haha, exactly. Nice fur coat and a long cigarette holder..spot on!",
"Cannot unsee it now",
"“Elon my darling, you are going to change the face of the world. You will become a champion for humanity, or there will be no dessert! Forever!”",
"Larry, the sniveling middle child.",
"Real-life Mom from Futurama",
"She’s the CEO of mom Corp ",
"Something good has come from this province, yay!",
"Her blue eyes shoot lasers and the cuff deflects retaliatory ones.",
"Elon Musk is either the superhero that will beat her down, or he's his mother's supervillain sidekick",
"Her white slippers are albino, African endangered rhino",
"There’s probably another redditor beating off to the knowledge you are upset. ",
"Mom from futurama ",
"Ol' Mumsky?",
"These white slippers are albino African endangered rhino ",
"Good looking woman, rude title",
"Her son will with those ultra intelligent Teslas. ",
"\"Scared, Potter?\"",
"[do you guys reckon he knows the reference?](https://i.imgur.com/Na01RE4.png)",
"Futurama",
"Chances are, she’s got a flame thrower. ",
"We're owl exterminators! ",
"Someone was listening to the Weekly Planet podcast",
"[Looks like sindel from mortal kombat](https://i.imgur.com/XlUcFN3.png)",
"Back of my... fuck I'm like the 4th person to do this",
"Yes! I got about half Cruella de Ville and half Yzma from her pic. Yzma is awesome. To continue the scene:. \n\nWhy do we even HAVE that lever?",
"We're all in a simulation, aren't we? ",
"fr tho, that is a strikingly beautiful woman.",
"‘Mom’",
"The Musk family is incredible ",
"She's kinda hot...",
"Cre-A-Tor",
"[DAE?](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703)",
"I was kinda getting a maleficent vibe from her. ",
"probably futurama reference",
"Moms friendly robot corparation? ",
"She looks incredible!! \n\nhttps://i.mdel.net/i/db/2016/11/610822/610822-500w.jpg\n\nhttps://i.mdel.net/i/db/2016/11/610820/610820-800w.jpg",
"Futurella",
"['Mom', from Futurama](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703). She runs a giant megacorporation",
"I was thinking the exact same thing.",
"Wow so [Cruella De Vil and her car that drove off the embankment](http://images6.fanpop.com/image/photos/40200000/Cruella-De-Vil-cruella-devil-40253464-245-150.gif) were both based on real life? Fascinating! ",
"Courtney Cox in 30 years",
"Wonder if she knows Wade....",
"Mom from Futurama ",
"He googled the lyrics",
"Mom?",
"She actually has a design! She's a main character in the comics. She looks [like this.](https://wiki.teamfortress.com/wiki/Administrator)",
"Nope, she just looks like an eccentric old lady",
"Damn, it's like St. Vincent and Cruella de Vil did the fushion dance.",
"Wow she's beautiful. ",
"Ice queen",
"I like to pronounce Regina like 'vagina'.",
"Futurama",
"We reserve \"mother\" for Mike Pence's wife.",
"She´ll be the villain in the sequel, after James Bond kills Elon Musk in the first \"movie\". ",
"She's been modeling for over 50 years. Last year became Covergirl's oldest model.",
"Bring me those Dalmatians! ",
"I too listened to that podcast.",
"Beat it to your own damn clavicle",
"Well she was/is a model.",
"Cruella Devil is going grey",
"Grizzly bear underwear! Turtle’s necks, she’s got her share!",
"I see anything to do with futurama, I upvote",
"These people are not like us. ",
"Electrosia!",
"The flamethrowers were just a warning",
"Maybe that's what Elon has been working towards all along. They'll have a showdown on Mars. Elon is doing it to spare earth from her destruction.",
"[Rare image of Elon and his mother](https://1.bp.blogspot.com/-9lFCBrx3ZXw/WRZyPYwOMUI/AAAAAAAAKVw/UAtQiAzBDvIrQcdZ9y-riRjluMMNAkMNQCLcB/s1600/jenova.png)",
"[nope this is her final form.](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/R390EId)",
"Eminem",
"We should tell him it is a futurama reference just in case",
"Grizzly bear underwear",
"Id probe her black hole any time",
"*slap *slap *slap ",
"I think Elon is a amazing human I really do.. BUT I've said for a long time he is too amazing and I have always waited for the other evil villain shoe to drop. This picture validates that thought line.",
"No; it's from Futurama. ",
"Mom Corp ",
"He made pornos?!",
"Yeah I agree and all the mean comments are making me really uncomfortable",
"Like my loafers? Former gophers",
"Quick, someone tell Frank N Furter to [run](https://imgur.com/a/qjmKI)",
"I’m not sure if you’re joking, but that’s how it’s pronounced. ",
"Apparently she owns 101 dogs.",
"She and Elon are obviously planning on war profiteering based on a deliberate self-made zombie apocalypse. Don’t trust the Musks. ",
"Best I could find on short notice. \nhttps://youtu.be/vvVuplNJ6oA",
"Beret of poodle on her noodle it shall rest",
"\"#hairgoals\"\n",
"She could end me.\n\nEdit: just ran a quick google search from her younger years and wow. ",
"Aww! I like Courteney...before the face lift. :(",
"Her son would give her a flame thrower. ",
"Futurama\n\nu\n\nt\n\nu\n\nr\n\na\n\nm\n\na",
"Futurama m8",
"She will get onto Elon for selling flamethrowers and playing with fire",
"[Diese welt ist grausam Es ist traurig aber wahr](https://youtu.be/FRivqBxbHRs)",
"This is the part where I say \"Futurama\" just in case you didn't see the other bajillion comments saying it.",
"I feel like she’s somehow divorcing me right now. ",
"He even has a Star Wars looking Mom",
"Where is my tesla flamethrower.",
"Grizzly bear underwear,\n\nTurtles' necks, I've got my share",
"I see that you also listen to the Weekly Planet Podcast. Good shit. ",
"Doubt it s unintentional. ",
"Came here to say that. She's utterly stunning.",
"Oh God.... She's gorgeous!!!",
"\"Now I gotta go to some benefit for knocked up teenage sluts!\"",
"They'll never forget.",
"GILF",
"She's probably the one who gave him the idea to give flamethrowers to everyone",
"She looks empowering ",
"Mother Musk",
"Or rebel scum",
"She eats puppies for brunch and drinks baby blood cocktails before supper.",
"Yay indeed, considering the last thing I saw about Regina on Reddit was a soliloquy on sketchy coke snorting practices at Gabbos. ",
"I think we all were. It's uncanny.",
"THE WEEKLY PLANET!",
"LISTEN UP YOU STUPID SON OF A ME!\n*Smacks Elon across the face*",
"... is there Sir Hawking's sex tape?",
"Someone's been hitting the golden apples pretty hard",
"Elon Musk’s mother IS a supervillain who will one day end is all. \n\nFTFY",
"Looks like Cruella De Vil",
"\"Breaking: Mama Musk releases new line of rat-fur slippers.\"",
"Courtney cox",
"She said she was going to give birth in nine months, but it actually took her three years.",
"That jaw can cut me good.",
"I think she is gorgeous ",
"You need to see futurama ",
"She looks like she's the founder of Mom's Friendly Robots",
"Futurama",
"Looks kinda like Mallory Archer",
"I avoid news about Regina like the plague.",
"An idiot like you is correct!",
"Isn't this Mom from Futurama?\n\nNo wonder Elon fears the retaliation of the machines.",
"Is this a scar near her mouth ?",
"Oh well...\n\n#cool cat",
"Futurama!",
"https://www.youtube.com/user/diljit86788",
"I actually saw it coming this time",
"Alien from Mars Attacks!",
"Its Futurama btw",
"They don't know what they're missing!",
"Futurella",
"Someone’s been listening to this weeks Weekly Planet...",
"My very first thought when seeing her was \"Holy crap. It's Cruella DeVille.\"",
"Futurama come to life ",
"Kind of reminds me of the Mars Attacks alien that dresses like a woman 🤔",
"The gin in your martini, the clams on your linguine \nYes, we keep the spring in Springfield\n\nD'oh.",
"No, dalmatian.",
"Mom's friendly robots",
"Someone r/bossfight",
"Are you suggesting that Elon is the illegitimate love child of Maye Musk and Stephen Hawking?",
"Someone r/bossfight",
"*\"Wrong lever, Kronk!\"*",
"Are you suggesting that Elon is the illegitimate love child of Maye Musk and Stephen Hawking?",
"Futurmama ",
"Well genetics, while important definitely plays a factor, so do things like diet, environment and having a cheating whore wife.",
"Mother from futurama lol",
"Futurama",
"#1 MILF",
"Futurama",
"She wouldn’t perchance have an business called Mom’s Friendly Robot Company?\n\n",
"*SHOVE A BIG OLD MELON IN IT*",
"https://img.haikudeck.com/mi/1fae4481a5ec5cda74db9764ce8bc828.jpg",
"Her husband's name is Frank, yes?\n\nFeeling her age after Rapunzel left the house.\n\nGranny Goodness, on Jenny Craig.\n\n\n",
"The Longest Google",
"Futurama",
"JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!!!",
"Now look what you've done",
"Futurama!",
"A super glam villain. I would love her song theme.",
"Well she might use a flamethrower for that",
"this world is shaping up to look like a horror film. ",
"This should be a writing prompt.\n\n> Elon Musk's mother is a supervillain bent on world domination. Everything Elon does is part of his plans to thwart her plots.",
"Uh-oh\nhttps://goo.gl/images/sygLxv",
"Rick & Morty",
">She used to be a model\n\nShe still is",
"MTRY MHARDER!\n",
"Mom's Friendly Space Company.",
"yeah I had my finger almost on the up and just recoiled",
"Dye her hair purple and you've got the woman who ruined the Last Jedi. ",
"Model for more than [50 years](http://abilitytime.com/life/maye-musk-mother-of-elon-musk/)",
"She is in a class with Helen Mirren: exceptional beauty",
"Might be a *Futurama* reference.",
"So it's *her* who will release the zombies to aid Elon's flamethrower business. \n\nShe's the power behind the throne.",
"I had one of those in my class in high school.",
"Slim shady M&M was the old initials",
"...... She pretty hot though..... ",
"She’s gonna be Mom from futurama ",
"Is he patented though? Otherwise I may have to steal him",
"Futurama? ",
"Any button, they *all* retaliate!",
"**MY NAME IS SUE, YOU GONNA DIE!**",
"Zeus frequents Tinder and Grindr, along with Backpage. ",
"Mom from mom’s friendly robot company ",
"Does she have a hunter?",
"Retriever",
"Nuts lady with an Afro from the hunger games? I can't be the only one. ",
"Exactly who I thought of. ",
"Damn, I came to comment that. Saw it's on top already.",
"So the possible super villain, with a son who has a whole arsenal of techno goodies, is Canadian? Then we'll all be sorry.",
"That would explain why he's into flamethrowers",
"Hold up. Grizzly bear skin for panties? What the fuck?",
"But mooooom I don't want to destroy the woooooooorld",
"So he was a time traveller? ",
"Futurama!",
"That's not Cruella DeVille, that's Mom, from Futurama. ",
"Anyone else read Elon as Ellen at first every time?",
"What is with reddit's the obsession with Elon Musk?\n\nI hope reddit gets some good money for the promotion of every fart he does.\n\nIt is getting pretty annoying. I dont wont this promo every other day.",
"So she literally is starting MomCorp. She needs 2 more children XD",
"Could've made a good Maleficent. ",
"It actually makes sense now that I question weekly is he is the ultimate humanitarian or a Bond villian....",
"It's from The Simpsons \n\n\n\n\ncreator Matt Groening's Futurama.",
"r/2meta2fast",
"Just in case you didn't know yet, it's Futurama",
"Hide the Dalmatians.",
"Getting some strong yzma vibes ",
"Probably because of all that plastic surgery and airbrushing.",
"Reminds me a bit of Flemeth from the Dragon Age games. ",
"I dont even watch Futurama that often but...Futurama",
"We all thought it lol.",
"She is nearly 70!?",
"Mom's Friendly Robot Company",
"Exactly. Why use the proxy? Why beat off to Elon when you can go directly to the source - Mrs. Musk. ",
"Man, I'm still salty about that post, because I have legitimate questions about the usefulness of the rats, but everyone decided they were the best.",
"Mallory?",
"Mother Maye I?",
"I would pick her *and* the rats hoping she would somehow dominate the hunter and then mastermind a plan to deal with the rest.",
"Don't knock it until you've tried it",
"Are you sure that's not a character portrait from Mortal Kombat?",
"Where is she hiding the other 100 Elons?",
"Am I supposed to be reading this to the tune of \"be our guest?\" Because I am, and it's brilliant.",
"MM, short for mother mayehem",
"Or steal all our Dalmatians",
"Except not tho.",
"Elon's greatest enemy, but he Musk stop her!!",
"Cruella de Vil 2.0 is back baby!!!",
"Mom Corp ",
"Haha. You sanavabitch!",
"Seeeeee her loafers, former gophers, it was that or skin her chauffers...",
"Okay, serious question:\n\nDoes this not look EXACTLY like the \"Player 1\" pose when selecting a character in Mortal Kombat (2011)?\n\nSeriously, can we get a photoshop of that? Make it happen, Cap'n!",
"This is what you call a gray fox. ",
"Someone's a listener of the Weekly Planet!",
"Came looking for this. She is lovely.",
"Can we just be honest and call Matt Groening the greatest prophet of modern times?",
"Original supervillian GILF",
"Looks like a new Moira skin.",
"dont make fun of his mother or Elon wont let you on Mars when the Earth explodes ",
"She also said in a bbc interview that she has never worked as much as she did in 2017. She's 69. She looks fucking AMAZING. ",
"Frieza has a new form?!",
"Ol' mama musky ",
"Cruella de Vil",
"I was looking for this comment!",
"They could be the first Mother/Son Bond villain duo... their names are perfect! \n\nKarl Stromberg, Auric Goldfinger, Julius No, Max Zorin, Hugo Drax, Francisco Scaramanga, Elon Musk\n\nfits right in!\n\nHeck, Elon's day job is practically the same as an actual Bond villain, he just needs to use his rocket to somehow hold earth hostage and send a master race into space. \n",
"And that’s why Regina rhymes with fun!",
"Try my red robin suit, it comes one breast or two!",
"Anybody still wondering about the flamethrowers?",
"Pull the lever, Elon! ",
"She looks like a James Bond villain that would be super flirty with him, but she’s too old for him to bang.",
"cruella de musk",
"Jeez she looks like the living incarnation of Cruella Deville",
"And with the kind of money they have its easy to pay to be pretty. ",
"Dear Cormie,\n\n\nI was extremely elated to see your polite response to the ever helpful Regina.\n\n\nAlso, it took me a few attempts to write your name because kerning.\n\n\nKindest regards,\n\nMe.",
"She is a stone cold fox.",
"Looks like the kind of freak who would birth a freak and call it Elon.",
"Yes https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=TyWVaZsUQjc",
" Haha good lord that picture never gets old. Same with that goofy Beyonce one!",
"Not born but raised, apologies.\n\n> Maye was born in 1948 in Regina, Saskatchewan, a twin and one of five children. Her family moved to Pretoria, South Africa, in 1950.\n\n",
" Same. ",
"Look! She’s wearing his next big invention! Wrist-based hose clamp storage! ",
"That’s just... general life advice...",
"How fucking ugly was Elon's dad? His mom is fucking stunning.",
"Don't be a fool, you idiot! ",
"I always think Elon Musk sounds like a supervillains lair. So, this all makes sense.",
"Retriever? I hardly know 'er!",
"They were responsible for themselves from age five!' Billionaire Elon Musk's mother, 68, on how she raised three wildly successful kids, as she shares the secrets behind her 50-YEAR modeling career\n",
"I refuse to accept that Elon is not the creation of a super advanced society hellbent on achieving something.\n\nElon Musk is essentially Adam Warlock.",
"So Elon Musk literally confirmed to be the secret founder of MomCorp, just wait for his two incompetent brothers to show up. ",
"The incredibles 2 looks great! ",
"Or the mom from Futurama ",
"I too am a weekly wackadoo",
"Are you asking why a highly visited social network likes a very popular and current celebrity?\n\nIt's shocking, I know. So weird...",
"[Nanan nanana nanana](https://youtu.be/TyWVaZsUQjc?t=1m39s)\n\n\n",
"Mom from Futurama.",
"SVILF",
"/r/enoughmuskspam",
"Moira IRL.",
"try her red robin suit, it comes in one breast or two! \n\nEDIT: since you guys can't seem to get past this point.. \n\nsee her vest, see her vest, see her vest! \nlike her loafers, former gophers, It was that or skin her chauffeurs. \nbut a greyhound fur tuxedo would be best.. \nso let's prepare these dogs. (kill two for matching clogs!) \nsee her vest! see her vest! oh won't you please see her vest! \n*I really like her vest.*",
"Someone’s been listening to “The Weekly Planet”...",
"Weekly wackado",
"If Cross Country Canada taught me anything, it's that Saskatchewan is good for potash and late 1980s communications equipment. So you've got that going for you.",
"https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/c/ce/ConquerEarthYou.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20090611182829",
"Bride of Frankenstein('s monster) ",
"Just knowing we're in the same genus makes me embarrassed to call myself \"homo\".",
"No. Bill Nye and Stephen Hawking. Weren’t you paying attention?",
"You heard it here first.",
"Mom from futurama?? ",
"I hope she does, it will be unique at least ",
"Ong this super family is fantastic. ",
"More like she’s headed to Chico’s to buy some chunky jewelry. ",
"Old Miss Frizzle",
"> Sir Hawking's sex tape\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nm6asfEMJT0\n\nBad copy but here you go.",
"I've lived here for well over half of my life... I still haven't really figured out what it's good for. Cheap living?",
"Damn, I just remembered that I stopped in the middle a long time ago, might as well finish it now. ",
"Nice",
"People don't think things be like they is, but they do. ",
"And she's a twin!",
"Be our guest! Be our guest! Put our service to the test!",
"She’s the mom from Futurama",
"Blackjack and Hookers.",
"That made me laugh so hard. Chunky jewelry and leopard print blouses. ",
"Muskleficent!",
"I'd tap that ",
"I do love that woman's gentle way with words.",
"Nice",
"She actually may.",
"It never occurred to me that this man had a mother. I mean, of course he does but I wouldn’t be surprised if he was hatched or perhaps a test tube baby ",
"I thought this was a joke until he spammed reddit right before asking people for more Cash for Tesla.",
"She famously raised the billionaire founder of Tesla, [Elon Musk]\n(http://abilitytime.com/life/maye-musk-mother-of-elon-musk/)",
"She looks like Cruella de Vil mixed with Einstein. ",
"Wow, it's like a family of Greek deities. Lotta drama in that family. ",
"she would play a good Yzma ",
"My favourite tv show of all time. ",
"What's with simpletons and personality cults.\n\nThis shit is getting worse than Steve Jobs.\n\nThe dude's a business man, that's it. Stop being sheep.",
"He'd give her a plasma gun. Better yet send her to mars",
"Ahh, the queen of the lizard people",
"Thank you Neptr",
"She has my vote for a live action cruella de ville",
"Listening to the Weekly Planet I see",
"She's hot",
"TIL Elon's mom is *hot*.",
"She looks like cruela",
"she is the mother of a lifetime movie director!!!!",
"Would smash ",
"If Cruella and Hades had a child. ",
"WE DO NOT PUBLICLY SPEAK OF MASTER ELON'S TRUE NATURE, FELLOW HUMAN.",
"Disney:We need a unique and interesting villain name\n\nDisney to Disney:take the words cruel and devil then make them sound French \n\n*character actually created by Dodie Smith ",
"Clavicles are the new thing. Check Instagram you'll see all the girls sucking in and slightly pushing their shoulders up and forward to make their clavicles stand out ",
"Amazon basically is the real world Momcorp after all.",
"You've spotted the flaw.\n",
"The sheer volume of rats is massive. We're also not talking about little field mice. A couple dozen rats can do some real damage. Pump that up to 10k, you're talking about a lot of both distraction and destruction.",
"Cox is gonna look like the Crypt Keeper in 10 years. ",
"A literal alliteration",
"Furturatta ",
"It's like a balloon and something bad happens!",
"Airbrushed ",
"People Don’t Think It Be Like It Is, But It Do \n\n- Oscar Gamble \n",
"Christ. We can look like such fools sometimes. What is this? Really. I loathe poses that look away and depict some kind of attitude or persona. It's so god damn vain.",
"I know they're not much alike, but the hair reminded me of the supervillain in [Leonard Part 6](https://youtu.be/6okmqn-omDU)",
"Sorry.",
"We call it “the city that sounds like fun!”",
"Mother of Dragon",
"And I must be her loyal servant lol hully shit shes hot",
"Elon is an artificially created superhuman, but by being biological his creator is still his mother. Plus she raised him, that counts too. Compare it with Zuckerberg, who is an android mimicking life.",
"I'm guessing she's the president of several Roxette fan clubs.",
"She looks like MOM from futurma and cruella DeVille combined",
"I too listen to the weekly planet.",
"How much surgery did this lady have on her face?",
"Elon Musks mother is Glenn Close?",
"Cruella DeVill + Mother from Futurama. ",
"The Tracey Ullman Show.",
"What a striking woman. ",
"No wonder he wants to escape to mars, she wants to conquer earth us bastards!",
"She looks powerful. No wonder we make so many story villains be powerful women. ",
"first time I know where a reddit reference is from, I'm an all grown up redditor now",
"how true is this?\n",
"Took me about 15 minutes, but I thought about their being upset while I masturbated. Wasn't that into it. Still finished.",
"I guess it depends on where you're from. I've heard it pronounced Ruh *JEE* nah.\n\nThe first time I heard it pronounced like vagina was on Star Trek TNG where Moriarty escapes from the holodeck and Picard introduces himself and I thought he called Moriarty's girlfriend \"The Countess Vagina\".",
"She's kinda hot. ",
"time traveler?",
"She reminds me of 101 dalmatians!!!!!!",
"mLmao mI mget mthe mreference",
"Elon himself looks like a sci-fi futuristic villain ",
"And a great one at that!",
"Good genes... she gave birth to one of the smartest and most capable men in the last 100 years.\n\n",
"M E T A",
"Hot damn\n\n",
"Elon musk looks like james hetfield",
"U jelly bro?",
"I'm getting Flemeth vibes",
"Very interesting! Looks like she only spent two years there before her family moved to South Africa. ",
"Mom from futurama",
"That was seriously low effort. ",
"I shall call her Madam Musk, thats a proper super villain name :D",
"STINK PIG!",
"Is this really how Reddit wants to try and bring Elon down?",
"First Thing that came to mind!",
"Madame Musk",
"So weird you are eating all this shit up like it is delicious gold.\n\nEnjoy your ~~commercials~~ celeb news and brainwashing.\n",
"Do it",
"It's probably some of the greatest writing that's ever been on TV.",
"Meta",
"Why didn't you tell me it was your birthday!?",
"Margret Atwood?",
"Cruella, is that you?",
"Pull the lever, Kronk",
"X-post r/dishonored ",
"/r/futurama ",
"What do you think think they make the car batteries and rocket fuel with?",
"Please tell me around Halloween she dyes half her hair black and wears a fur coat.",
"She got lightning power",
"Good news everyone. ",
"The Chairwoman of SEELE",
"Don't forget that the Boring Company is now selling *actual Flamethrowers.* You can pre-order one now for $500. ",
"Monorail! Monorail!",
"It just doesn't do it for me anymore. ",
"Who smells like freaking porpoise hork?",
"Praise Mother Musk",
"An Archer/TF2 crossover is something I can get behind.",
"We need to find Jasper and Horace equivalents ",
"She looks like Cruella",
"YES",
"she will TRY....however, her noble-hearted son will save the planet.",
"Again? \n \nAgain...",
"maybe the AI Elon's warning us about is actually Robo Santa, made by Momcorp^TM",
"More like she's likely the face of the AI that Elon creates in her image that takes over the world.",
"She looks like Camille from League of Legends",
"If I look half as good when I'm her age I'll consider myself lucky.",
"First we have to get her to give back Ariel’s voice though 😱",
"She looks like motger from futurama",
"She's hot! Is that okay to say nowadays? Or am I going to be downvoted because it's not #metoo Friendly",
"Beautiful ",
"I was thinking more like Gertrud Kapelput from Gotham.",
"Her hair is like that because of all the time travel.",
"Dear me,\n\nI hope that when this letter reaches you, you are in good spirits and all the turmoils of 2017 are behind you. I hope you've finally shed that extra belly fat, told your father you don't want to work with him and are happy in your life doing what you want. I hope you're still writing because we both know that nothing else gives you more solace. I hope that you've finally told her how you feel. Trust me, the worst thing you can do is keep your feelings bottled up. \n\nBelieve in yourself, be kind and most importantly, remember that you are capable of a lot more than you give yourself credit. Hold it in and let's go dancing, I do believe we're only passing through. \n\nForever by your side,\n\nFuture Me. ",
"It's mom from Futurama! Everyone get your slum antidote and robot guns",
"Holy Christ she's got a South African accent too. And she finds things to be \"hilarious.\" We are over and we don't even know it. ",
"You know the only answer is yes.",
"She looks like the fairy god mother in shrek",
"Thats nothing special for witches",
"In the game of chess you must never let your opponent see your pieces. ",
"Has she ever stolen a puppy?",
"Looks erreingly convincing...",
"Beat me to it",
"Thank you!",
"She's going to avenge her Lord Voldemort. That Harry Potter will pay!",
"*hide them*",
"I read that as OST and wondered what music would play when you fight her. Probably something with choirs.",
"With puppies it's so sad, but with calves it's normal.",
"I'd smash",
"[Mother, you devious hag.](http://www.cc.com/video-clips/fpge7r/futurama-the-twit-worm)",
"\\#1 /r/all, really?",
"By super villain you obviously mean super gorgeous. Hot damn is she pretty!",
"Have you not seen Elon Musk before",
"The elon musk jerk has spread to his family members now. Jesus.",
"Not anymore she doesn't",
"She sort of looks like the town bike to me.\n\nEdit: yes I meant bike, and not dyke, weirdos.",
"You said it, man.",
"I imagine her voice and attitude like Camille from LoL.",
"And that's why Regina rhymes with fun!",
"I'm married Bitch.",
"She's mad sexy.",
"You also listen to the Weekly Planet. Nice.",
"If that gets you hot check out this [younger version](https://i.imgur.com/Su1ZX9n.jpg)",
"\"Murder Man\"",
"It seems to be on his lineage.",
"hide yo dogs!",
"Go on... who would? ",
"69",
"HOT scoop or a shot of poop",
"Hear that guys? It only *sounds* like fun, unpack...",
"Or she's the one crazy lady no one believes, but has all the answers",
"Ha! You really should’ve thought of that before you became PEASANTS!",
"Yep, photoshopping does that to you.",
"Milf",
"holy fuck calm down you Elon wankers",
"Looks like Mom off of Futurama. I’m gonna go hide my sardines.",
"She's from the future, traveled back and gave birth to Elon, kind of like fry ",
"She always talks about how everything is so cluttered and how she wants to... how she WILL make everything orderly and neat... and how nothing will stand in her way...",
"Nah, she's GILFy as hell!",
"[It's Mom!](https://goo.gl/images/ZiwJCQ)\n\nEDIT: Need to rewatch *Futurama*. Too many details have leaked out of memory.",
"Like Walter White.",
"If we hit that bullseye, the rest of the dominoes will fall like a house of cards. Checkmate.",
"False hope, I love it!",
"May he what?",
"That hairstyle though...Poison Ivy",
"Only in English, not in Latin",
"That's where he got the color scheme for his flamethrower from ",
"It's Mom from Futurama.",
"Nice",
"For her sake I hope Kronk doesn't pull the wrong lever.",
"Maybe you, but I'm getting a freakin flamethrower. So I'm safe and have fun at the same time.",
"God damn i'm jealous",
"Elon’s Mom has got it going on. ",
"Honestly though, how do you look that good at age 69?",
"Change the black clothes to white and she looks like a Greek goddess",
"I feel like I've seen this post before....",
"She actually got all her fillers removed after realizing she had gone too far. She looks much more natural. ",
"http://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/737_2.jpg",
"Like mother, like son. ",
"Looks the kill la kill villain, forgot her name.",
"Anybody else unclear on whether Elon musk is a superhero or super villain?",
"See her bra, from pure Chihuahua from somewhere in Arkansas!",
"That's My Mommy",
"Can I speak to your manager?",
"[...] 69 [...] fucking AMAZING\n\n-wirette 2018",
"Elon Musks mother looks exactly like I'd imagine Elon Musks mother looks. ",
"Eh. Shes still a babe",
"“Founder”",
"Yeah, but they were... brief.",
"nice to see a fellow a weekly wackadadoo",
"[MOM- Mars Orbiter Mission] (https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mars_Orbiter_Mission)?",
"She will end us all and look cool while doing so!",
"Dearest Me,\n \nIt fills me with joy to see my outstanding manners are finally being recognised, especially by somebody who plays such a prominent role in my life.\n \n \nAs for the keming, I have taken note of your concems, and will do what I can to prevent future confusions. \n \n\n Ever yours,\n \nCorrnie",
"Ha This is by far the closer resemblance, but more people are familiar w Disney films I guess ",
"It's just a Simpsons joke, don't question it.",
"[Driving some hypothetical on that clavicle?](http://previously.tv/m/2015-07-10-key-and-peele.jpg)",
"That's what I was thinking. Very striking woman. Here she is smiling - not nearly as menacing.\n\nhttps://www.star2.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/12/str2_s8_s8covergirl_mayemusk_s8_3_ONLINE.jpg",
"Few turr ahmah",
"Style icon Cruella Deville.",
"Nice try, Musk, P.R. ",
"If she doesn't screw you, no evil thing will.\nEdit: im gonna leave that typo in there. ",
"No wonder why he wants to leave earth...",
"That was my first thought also. Everyone talking about puppies but no one remembers that little fish she fucked up for her beauty.",
"But then we break the spell and her hair changes back and she looks around as the building collapses and is all oh my god what have I done and her last act is to save us and just before the end she yells tell Elon his real father is--\n\nAnd then the building falls on her. ",
"She is. I shot her a couple years ago for a fashion campaign. She was an absolute joy to work with. Professional, tireless, humble and had a sculptor's control of her body. ",
"*tips fedora*\nM'flamethrower",
"> Regina\n\nFor anyone who doesn't know, it's pronounced \"reh-jine-ah\", not \"reh-jeen-ah\".",
"But mom! i don't wanna rule the world! I just want to build a martian base!\n\n\\- You ARE going to rule the world, understand? Or say goodbye to your flamethrowers!\n\n*Sigh* Yes, mom...",
"*clap *clap *clap",
"Gross",
"#momfromfuturama",
"His brother's name is Lore.",
"I'd do her.",
"MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH YOU BASTARD!",
"Id be her huckleberry",
"Man murderer",
"you're into old women?",
"Do you listen to the weekly planet?",
"Same.",
"Mother from futurama",
"#Hal 9000",
"Just add the flamethtower and this pic will be perfect!",
"Would make a perfect Cruella de Vil!",
"It’s about a show futurama ",
"Have to love Mom. She loves all her robots.",
"I was looking for that!",
"Well if the story I made up in my head is real the plot twist will be Be he doesn't know *who* his real dad is. ",
"If I'm a Godly man, why my puppers' damnation?",
"So does Elon himself imo:\r\n\r\nhttps://cdn.bleedingcool.net/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/MalcolmMerlyn.jpg",
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"They are just trying to get back to their home planet. ",
"Came here to say that: I agree.",
"My first thought!",
"Cruelon Deville.",
"Nice",
"And that’s the tooth ! ",
"Can she be anymore Monica",
"Clavicles have always been the thing and no one can tell me otherwise.",
"Someone's never watched Too Fast, Too Furious... Dude tells you about what a rat can do before placing it on that cop's chest!",
"and look amazing while doing it.. i find her very beautiful",
"Stop it before I start missing the show.",
"shit, I just figured out his master plan.\n\nElon invents all these things to defend ourselves with (flamethrowers 'n shit). He then develops a space ship company to start transporting us off the planet. Now here's where it gets juicy.\n\nMrs Musk goes evil, starts taking over the world. She sends out AI controlled robots (developed by Elon of course, especially after he warns everyone that AI development is bad; this is just so he can be the only one with evil AI) that are only able to be defeated with fire. Where can you get something that shoots fire from? You buy it from Elon. Whats that? The robots have too much power and have already taken over most of the planet? Guess we have to get off somehow, but how are we going to get off Earth? YOU BUY A SPACEX TICKET FROM ELON.\n\nListen to me people, this is all a ploy done by Elon to take over the planet!!!\n\n\n\n\n\n/s",
"Amarutuf",
"Or Frankenstein’s bride…",
"Anyone else think: \"that's not Elon Musk\" ? ",
"She really needs to have bracers on both wrists if she's going to pull off this supervillain look.",
"Fuck off with the Elon Musk circlejerk. He is a terrible business man and a phony.",
"She's doing it vicariously through her son",
"See! ",
"Source: Zeus fucks everything",
"So does Elon Musk.",
"And they are not even getting paid for overtime, musk is a great innovator but he treats his workers like shit. Reddit fetishism with musk is truly sad",
"has anyone counted her dalmations? ",
"Close, she's the mother of one.",
"Flemmeth.",
"Came for the Cruella comments.\n\nStayed because I found even more!",
"Yes. When people criticises something it is always because one is jelly.\n\nAmericans. What a punch of people. Are you all like your president?",
"If she just waited a couple of years, it’d be called “10 dalmations”.",
"She's built like a steakhouse, but handles like a bistro.",
"Didn't she make a coat out of puppies?",
"Musk is a hilarious last name.\n\nThat is all.",
"She looks like a bitch",
"She just looks like someone who came into money",
"Atleast we got Elon Musk to save us !",
"To be fair, Canadian healthcare came from that province too! So it's two things!",
"Cruella Musk is just a super unfortunate name",
"She looks like the Greek goddess Hera—beautiful, mature, regal, and will fuck your shit up on a whim just because she can.",
"Heelo bios and gurls. I am ze great MUSKINA! I vill reed your fortune todey.",
"So let's prepare these dogs...kill two for matching clogs.",
"Hmmm....\n\nDo you think he's the black sheep in a family of supervillains?\n\nMaybe The Boring Company was just to get her to stop nagging him about all the good his companies are doing in the world...\n\n\"When are you going to do something evil like your twin brother?\"",
"Holy shit Kronk, you nailed it.",
"More like MOM fro. Futurama",
"Hate to break it to you, but Lex Luthor is LL.",
"Damn, that woman is bangin’.",
"Miss Archer meets Mom meets Cruella DeVille",
"I want those dogs!!",
"Am I the only one who is legitimately surprised he has a mother? I thought he was some kind of android sent from the future to save us from ourselves.",
"She could play Mom in a live-action Futurama",
"[Here you go!](https://imgur.com/j4gLe0O)",
"No one is making jokes lol",
"Elon looks like an Austin Power villain himself ",
"She certainly is beautiful ",
"Elon Musk looks like a super villain who will all day end us all ",
"Supervillain? Or Super gilf? This woman needs to be featured on r/gilf and that's all I got to say about that!",
"Lol, get over yourself",
"Still would smash . ",
"@68 she looks Fabulous! :D",
"I heard he tortures his employees in his basement dungeon whenever he gets bored",
"It's the cirrrrrrcllllllle.....the circle of liiiiiiiife",
"She looks like she has 3 sons and runs a friendly robot company",
"Uhmmmm...no?",
"If villain means super hotty mature babe, that is correct.",
"Well once Elon came into wealth he managed to regrow his receding hairline line, apparently he regrew his mother too.",
"She has already delivered our end... Old Musky himself",
"Maybe if you’re a Dalmatian with a hundred siblings",
"TIL Glenn Close is Elon’s mother.",
"Is it true that intelligence comes from the Mothers side? \n\nIf so how much? \n\nWhat would happen if female genius had a child with someone of below average intelligence?",
"She looks amazing. ",
"Suddenly despicable me takes on a whole other reality.",
"It taught me so much. Like how you should accept people, whether they be black, white, Decapodian, or even female. But most importantly, when I didn't have any friends, it made me feel like maybe I did.",
"Shut up and take my upvote!!",
"r/enoughmuskspam",
"That bitch!",
"She already created the ultimate weapon...",
"Walt, hit the retaliate button.\n\nAny button. They all retaliate!",
"I loled",
"100%. \n\nPDF: http://www.wlym.com/archive/oakland/docs/MarsProject.pdf \n\n(page 177)",
"all i see is Jumpstart 4th Grade:Haunted Island",
"Didn’t think anyone would remember Sybil from Camerata...",
"Holy shit, you're right.",
"Haha you beat me to it! Futurama’s Mom is who I immediately thought of.",
"Wrong. \n\nShe looks like the person *painted* as a villain, but it’s actually a major red herring & she turns out to be the good guy. \n\nWhat a BAMF. ",
"That woman is beautiful, *wow.*",
"What a beaut.",
"Not South African ?",
"Definitely comes from a family of superhuman lizard reptilians ",
"Fun fact - Bea (the classic!pyro from the comics) is based off Cheryl and Pam from archer (personality and design wise respectively)",
"Ultimecia ff8",
"That's a good one.",
"Reminds me of Futurama",
"I do!",
"More proof Elon is a Martian. ",
"Every comment I make on Reddit, gets down voted. I don't give a shit about being popular with internet strangers. With that being said, leave this lady alone. She looks beautiful, and I bet she feels beautiful too. You people need to live and let live.",
"I'm getting Robin Wright Penn vibes...",
"What do you think her super power is?",
"Isnt that what lex luthors mom looked like? ",
"What's the matter compressor?",
"wonder if she has a love interest in a man who is a mad scientist and owner of a package delivery buisness",
"I understand Elon Musk is a great innovator but Reddit's fetishism over Elon needs to end. He treats his workers like complete shit, read this post: https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/7bxhd0/elon_musk_is_not_a_hero_hes_bourgeois\nIt has a lot of useful info (and sources) on this subject. ",
"Oh, Lord....",
"Elon's live and whole family looks like they jumped straight out of a soap opera. soap writers dream of writing something as good as his personal AND professional life.\n\nfirst he was in computers then made the money and started building cars, then launched his own space program, now he is drilling holes in the earth and selling flamethrowers to fight the lizard people.\n\nyou can't make this shit up!",
"Elon Musk is a Bond villain ",
"Someone in a rush next to someone lookin pretty",
"Still would ",
"She looks like Mom from MomCorp.",
"Dude with the same photographer, make up artist, stylist and most importantly photoshop guy you say *im* a beautiful woman",
"WP: Elon Musk must use his inventions to save the world from his own mother.",
"This is like the bazillionth time this shit has been on reddit? We already get elon musk spam from his PR firm. Do we need garbage about his trash mother?",
"ha thats what i thought",
"Well the Simpsons has predicted alot of things so.....",
"It’s Mom from Momcorp!",
"You make me sick to my ass!!",
"Plenty of other places pay premium time (slightly different than overtime) to engineers. If they don't like it let them find another place to work, after awhile enough people doing so will eliminate the entire concept of a salary!",
"She lived there yes. ",
"That's a GILF",
"The bride of Frankenstein!....whoops i mean Franqensteen",
"Electric",
"deadass looks like doc from back to the future",
"woah you can do that?",
"Quite true, but Elon is used as a title rather than a name. You can find the book in PDF form for free easily enough if you don't believe it.\n\n\"The Martian government was directed by ten men, the leader of whom was elected by\nuniversal suffrage for five years and entitled \"Elon.\" Two houses of Parliament enacted\nthe laws to be administered by the Elon and his cabinet\"",
"\"Bring me those puppies!\"",
"Yeah, sure, \"looks like\".",
"You listened to this week's dailyplanet podcast didnt you",
"Naw that just sounds like a wierd perfume...\n",
"She reminds me of Mom from Futurama.",
"She sorta looks like Matthew McConaughey.",
"But a greyhound for tuxedo would be best!",
"hide your dalmatians",
"We should all invest in flamethrowers to fight her off!",
"Also he rules over his minions with an iron fist. (Working conditions in his factories actually are legitimately appalling.)",
"Excuse me miss, I know it’s not funny",
"She looks like the middle sister from a family of witches in a Disney film",
"I never knew storm had a child!\n\nExplains a lot actaully.",
"Amazing",
"Yea they dissolve them. ",
"Holy shit it's Mom! ",
"Huh, too bad she didn't teach her kids those values. ",
"Do you listen to the Weekly Planet?",
"They should make this a Disney cartoon",
"yip yip yip!",
"I'd bang her.\n",
"The REAL hand behind the man. ",
"Is she single?",
"To be adventurous, creative and wanting to better themselves and heir surroundings?",
"Second.",
"I'd do her. :)",
"Does OP listen to the weekly planet?\n",
"It's Mom!",
"She looks like she's gonna host the next hungergames...",
"Silver Fox ",
"Bahaha. Meta as heck.",
"Everyone saying \"cruella\" is missing the mark here considering who Musk is and in what industry.",
"Along with “start drinking heavily”. ",
"Or make one hell of a puppy fur coat. ",
"She reminds me of Mom from Futurama",
"Yeah I went down a rabbit hole one day. Always thought she was a babe and it was pretty interesting to read about.",
"Too hot. ",
"She looks like frankensteins bride",
"who ate all my pasghetti?",
"anyone got the nudes?",
"[Shamelessy reposting my buried and invisible reply, Mayesandre Musk Deville](https://imgur.com/j4gLe0O)",
"But your perfume smells like your daddy’s got money",
"She looks like she’s powered by batteries",
"You actually made me laugh out loud. I needed that. Gold for you.",
"Yes.\nSo that means: would still hit. Like 100%. \nDon't judge me....",
"Elon is reading this tread, right now.\n\nHello, Mr. Musk! We're not ogling your mom! Much!",
"I just want the number to her plastic surgeon. ",
"She is Cindel from Mortal Kombat",
"Who needs blackjack?",
"How do you pronounce Reginald?",
"This can be the first \"Yo momma\" joke to result in a multimillion dollar lawsuit.",
"The reptile queen ",
"IWHI",
"Did she pee in a light socket or was his daddy Frankenstein? ",
"It's already started with the flamethrower sales",
"she will conquer the moon",
"His mom is Canadian, so she can't be evil.",
"Aside from the white hair, she looks pretty young considering how old her boys are.",
"Bazingo!",
"Main villain for Supergirl season 4 revealed!",
"I can't refuse that statement because I don't know what you look like... but either way, here she is [young.](https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/57d0905266baeedb35acdac3/master/w_768,c_limit/it-girls-2016-edie-sedgwick.jpg)",
"And FetLife.",
"Or Cruella?",
"TIL she works for the ATF",
"Ezzzma is that jouu",
"Right, those.",
"I could be dressed by professional hair, makeup and fashion icons, and still never look as elegant (and maybe a little bit evil) as this. ",
"Mom from Futurama",
"The year is 2070. Courteney Cox has seen the world fall apart since the turn of the century. Global warming has taken to the point where Florida is underwater and humanity is dying in the earth is dead. In a desperate attempt to save us all she finds some scientist there working on a time machine in volunteers to go back and change the world. With her she takes the first human Android named Elon. She goes back and raises the child to believe it's human and that it's Destiny is to save us all.\n\nUntil further notice, this is my theory on the reality that we live in.",
"She's the Queen of Mars Musk is trying to get back too",
"that's a gilf.",
"I came here for this",
"Hot damn, I'd like to crawl right in the middle of her and Helen Mirren.",
"More specifically \nhttp://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Mom%27s_Friendly_Robot_Company",
"Change the hair to frosted tips, and she could be Michael Westen's mother.",
"Space, it seems to go on and on forever. But then you get to the end and a gorilla starts throwing barrels at you.",
"Runs in the family I guess.",
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"What do you think are those flamethrowers for?",
"Well we know he didn't get his good looks from her.",
"WHY DO WE EVEN HAVE THAT LEVER?! ",
"It almost fits too perfectly into the conspiracy theory the Elon Musk is actually a Bond villain. ",
"I think I saw this lady trying to make a coat out of spotted dogs. Something about needing over 100 of them.",
"\\> forgetting Ernst Stavro Blofeld\n\\> casual",
"Cruellae De Vil! ",
"This is what aliens look like?",
"I think she's beautiful. I hope I look half that good when in her age.",
"GILF",
"UterOS.",
"This whole thread is mean. ",
"She's a model and pretty one, don't know where he got his genes from?",
"Yes, Mistress ... ",
"Sindel, Wins!",
"Flamethrowers are just the beginning, sell a few to the public, MASS produce them for the Musk Army",
"She reminded me - for a moment - of Esmeralda Poofenplotz ",
"She is splendid!",
"I always thought Elon Musk is a real life Bond villain ",
"Nice",
"I hope i can be half that pretty when i'm old",
"Wait, she looks so cool.",
"Or OP is secretly Maso",
"Links? ",
"I've always wondered if elon musk is a lex luthor or a Bruce Wayne.... ",
"I'm getting a serious St. Vincent vibe here. http://www.buffablog.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/St-Vincent-014.jpg",
"She's playing the long con. Gave birth to Elon, and has trained him into what he is now. But what we don't know, is he isn't really the hero people believe him to be.",
"This whole family is on another level.",
"It’s jerkin’ Redditors all the way down ",
"1000 comment",
"HaHaHa :) You are so right!!",
"buy me a pint",
"She looks like she's got some creative ideas for the use of a hyperdrive.",
"Has anyone seen the Musks respond to this comment!?",
"She was sexually active in the 70's. It was a thing back then.",
"Neat",
"Hey wtf bro, this was my one time to shine",
"Bride of Frankenstein? ",
"Not to mention livestock catalogues. ",
"She's Mom from Futurama.",
"Would it be better if I beat you with your own clavicle?",
"I think they were always wealthy.\nhttps://fsmedia.imgix.net/61/72/af/c6/edd2/4079/8a13/51aba9bafe31/mayejpg.jpeg?rect=0%2C43%2C1000%2C500&auto=format%2Ccompress&w=650",
"Not bad for an old broad. ",
"A ***medallion***",
"Musk is gonna say screw this shit and make a real life iron Man suit and save the day. Iron Man 4: Tesla vs Space X",
"She's definitely a vampire, or a puppy murder.",
"I can assure you MomCorp is working on no such projects at this moment. ",
"You don't know shit.",
"Mother of Dragons.",
"Smash",
"Some day some Wong family will land on Mars and take ownership, and it will have been thanks to SpaceX.",
"She is mother to us all",
"She's fucking fabulous. That dress/skirt is stunning.",
"[Nicccce](https://youtu.be/zYt0WbDjJ4E) ",
"Mom's friendly robots ",
"Damn, she's stunning!!! I hope I look that good still when I'm older. ",
"Cruella P100DeVille",
"is she... [Mom](http://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller)??\n\n\ndoes that mean Elon is... Igner?!",
"Miss plast-a-ware!!",
"She’s hot.",
"I'm glad that I'm not the only one who thinks she is super hot. I'm normally not into older women but DAMN!!! She is smoking!\n\nEdit: You said glorious. I misread that as gorgeous. I guess I am the only one. ",
"Is she going to fight in Mortal Kombat?",
"It's a simpsons episode – and that song will be stuck in my head now for days...",
"Her hair looks like if I breathed to hard next to her that it would fly away like a ripe dandelion ",
"Sure that is just her plain everyday name, but before you now we see her alter-ego Eýām Musk.",
"He actually used Bing, and had to try to find something that wasn't porn",
"Milf",
"Does anyone actually stand like that on a casual basis?",
"If you watch Never Say Never again, the villain pretty much is Elon Musk. ",
"MY MANWICH!!!",
"I was worried about the Emperor's New Groove.",
"[Not St Vincent’s mom?](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/00/fc/09/00fc096503a17fbfdf6a48e5bb78839d.jpg) ",
"Are you sure this isn't just a Futurama costume of \"Mom\"?",
"A modern mother gothel ",
"More like Sindel from MK 2",
"Now we got an answer to all our doubts and questions",
"Elon musks Mom might try to destroy the world?\nTime to buy a flamethrower.",
"> and you're golden.\n\nI'm more of a mutt, but there's golden in there.",
"Oh wow she is beautiful! 😍",
"Happy cake day!",
"Ahhhh was wondering were all the weekly wackadoos would be ",
"Well that explains alot. She must be very proud and on the first rocket to Mars I feel that it's necessary \n",
"Id let her end me!",
"Looks like she electrocuted herself with a Tesla car battery",
"Wasn't she on Friends?",
"Well, that's legitimately disappointing. Can anyone link to a mirror of the Elon flamethrower video?",
"Looks more like she bout to capture those 101 dalmatians",
"Its a control device!",
"Who's in my chaaaair?",
"To be fair, you're not wrong",
"Looks like MOM from Futurama....wait didn't Elon want to make tubes for people to travel in?",
"Did someone gender-swap Doc Brown?",
"This is mom from Futurama. ",
"100% Cruela DeMusk",
"Someone's been listening to The Weekly Planet. \n\n\n\nI legitimately considered making this post after they made that joke. Somehow figured reddit would lap it up. ",
"“Reg”",
"She looks like the main characters mom who comes on in season 3 to shake things up after the protagonist has achieved balance with the main cast.",
"Test",
"I think she looks amazing! I really want to look like this when I'm older! ",
"Honestly, I am thinking that she might be the TRUE creator of PayPal, SpaceX, Tesla, etc. Elon is just the front guy XD",
"The Canadian City is pronounced Ruh-Gine-Uh",
"More like, Pull the lever, Kronk!",
"Man... I see a movie where Elon’s relentless drive to reach mars is in opposition to his mothers quest to destroy earth. He knows of her plan, but can not betray her, she was loving and nurturing to him, but he also cannot betray humanity and so he strives to beat her in a battle of engineering: her goal to destroy the world, his to find a new home for humanity. \nI imagine she is a perfectly nice woman, but a good story is a good story. ",
"Im thinking more like mom from futurama",
"Holy crap, she looks like she had Christopher Reeves crippled just to ensure no Superman could stand against her.\n\nShe tells Zod to knell before her.\n\nShe defeated Merlin.",
"Well, Elon Musk basically *is* a supervillain...",
"It's weird, I'd hardly thought about Courtney Cox in months, maybe years, but over the last two weeks I've seen about a dozen redditors tell other redditors about how she got her fillers dissolved, all on different threads.",
"So does that mean that Elon Musk is secretly Gru?",
"Ah crap spackle!",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4yjnuy/miss_vaal_queen_1969_20_yearold_maye_musk_future/",
"Okay, now you've got me wanting to know what a \"sculptor's control of her body\" feels like, you know...",
"Could be true. I mean he sells flamethrower now... ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4yjnuy/miss_vaal_queen_1969_20_yearold_maye_musk_future/",
"Also PetLife",
"She’s kinda hot!!!!!",
"Grab dat gem!",
"and she wants that can of sardines",
"\"I must have those puppies!\"",
"Musk's PR machine reached his mother. Next we'll be introduced to his Steampunk father.",
"Maybe he wants to save us from her...",
"No, she will make her son do it.",
"[Experience Regina!](https://youtu.be/74B5kMLNd5Q)",
"I need to go to the hospital after laughing way to hard. ",
"r/WritingPrompts",
"BoJack and hooters. ",
"Phrasing!",
"Not a single Bride of Franenstien comment yet?",
"With a flamethrower",
"_N^(i)^(^c)^(e)_",
"Not creator. Creatrix.",
"Op is a weekly wackadoo",
"Now we know why the flamethrower..",
"[Pull the lever Kronk](https://giphy.com/gifs/the-emperors-new-groove-11Pl7vl0Feh2Cc)",
"She's Cruella crossed with Izma. Damn.",
"She writes to.",
"Yes, I think it’s safe to say that. ",
"My thoughts exactly. I want a live action Futurama movie now. Featuring Elon's Mom. ",
"the hivemind",
"See her vest, see her vest, see herr veesst!",
"That'd be cool, we all thought Elon would be the supreme leader, he is just the puppet, the Q who makes the evil weapons.",
"She looks hot ",
"She looks like Mother from Futurama!!!",
"She's got a super nice smile but it's really bugging me that her falsies aren't on right. ",
"Elon musk musta intentionally broken both arms as a kid",
"So hard to keep future product releases secret. ",
"[Mom from Futurama](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703)",
"Looks like the evil mom from furturama",
"She sort of explains Elon Musk the way Ivana Trump explains Ivanka. ",
"Someone listens to the Weekly Planet.",
"MOM Corp ",
"It deserves a kill la kill reference, with blumenkranz.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FRivqBxbHRs",
"Pull the lever Kronk!",
"What falsies",
"/r/beetlejuicing ?",
"BATMAN!\n\n...I mean, LEADER!",
"Courteney evolved in to Muskmom",
"Or perhaps steal my Dalmatians for the sole purpose of making one kick ass coat...",
"I used to do IT for her at her home. Lovely woman. ",
"Hope someone gets [this](https://imagesmtv-a.akamaihd.net/uri/mgid:file:http:shared:mtv.com/news/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/willis-1432043194.gif?quality=.8&height=210&width=500)",
"[Nice](https://i.imgur.com/qOD5ULj.gifv)",
"Vice Admiral Holdo **was a boss**.",
"This makes me want to see a Musk family holiday card where everyone is dressed up as Futurama characters standing in front of a Tesla RV. ",
"Or ruining a star wars movie after dying her hair purple",
"I believe that is St. Vincent's mom\n\nhttps://www.google.com/search?q=ST+VINCENT&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiIjczp8f_YAhXMJt8KHcBLDeYQ_AUIDCgD&biw=1600&bih=769#imgrc=hS3doqD_KKjR2M:",
"TIL I'd fuck Elon Musk's mom.",
"I mean.... not really. 23k upvotes????!??!!!\n\nEdit: sorry, 28k upvotes???????!!",
"WHO SMELLS LIKE PORPOISE HORK?!",
"Nice Pic love it....",
"She just knew exactly how to move and pose her body. Everything was slow and deliberate. I have to imagine it's from learning the craft in a time of studio film photography where the time is spent on getting the pose right before taking the shot. Now it's always about keeping the model moving and snapping off dozens of captures. ",
"forget the puppies, what about her apparent scoliosis?",
"Well Sindel has aged a bit",
"She is the Nameless King",
"She looks like Mom...\n\nELON MUSK IS A ROBOT CONFIRMED.\n\nEdit: Dammit Reddit. Someone always makes the joke first.",
"She could also lead the Vogue I guess",
"she looks like mom from futurama",
"While this post makes me laugh a whole lot, I honestly think this lady looks insanely classy. I can only pray I look that good at 70. It would probably help if my son or daughters grow up to be a millionaire though. ",
"DO NOT SPEAK BAD OF OUR PRECIOUS ELON, FILTHY HUMAN.",
"Elon: Wanna come over and build rockets and stuff? \nFriends: Will your mom be home?",
"Who do you think that gave him the idea for the flamethrower?",
"I've always been concerned Elon Musk is the benevolent billionaire who turns out to be an arch villain- this new information does nothing to allay my fears ",
"GOOD NEWS EVERYONE!",
"She kind of reminds me of my favorite John Currin painting, [Mrs. Omni ](http://www.saatchigallery.com/aipe/imgs/currin/currin_1.jpg) ",
"Is she single?",
"So this is what moms look like when they produce a billionaire son. ",
"Good thing we all have flamethrowers to fend her off",
"That hair is fierce, though!",
"The thing is, how many rats would it take to take down 1 brown bear running full speed? If the bear was sitting down, the rats would swarm him easily, but running? The bear would leave behind so many rats before they could do enough damage to take him down and could overwhelm it. According to this site (https://a-z-animals.com/animals/rat/) rats top speed is 8mph, while a bear's (https://a-z-animals.com/animals/brown-bear/) is 35mph, then if the rats are spread out the bear can outrun hundreds of them, trample some of them, before the rats can take it down. And this is only with the bears, then you have to consider all the other animals that are running at you trying to kill you.",
"Maybe she is the one behind the zombie apocalypse and Elon is subtlety arming everyone. ",
"*Black holes and baby universes.* It's interracial insemination porn.",
"I didn't come here to play, I came here to win. Now let's play! ",
"I had to scroll way too far to find this comment. I expected it to be the top one.",
"Good for her. She's always seemed like one of the nicest people in Hollywood, she doesn't deserve to look like one of those alien cat ladies. ",
"Good on you for attributing the quote.",
"To shreds you say…",
"That's like, scary close to...\n\n(https://imgur.com/a/CWsP8)",
"Yeah, the moment I saw this I was like this guy's title of Weekly Wackadadoo should be revoked for his thievery!",
"Fictional Deadpool also comes from there, I believe",
"I was thinking Miss Frizzle. Which could explain a lot.",
"Nah, she looks beautiful and powerful, but not evil.",
"Mom from Futurama?",
"Scary beyond all reason?",
"I don't think end us all, but maybe try to take over Kuzco's throne. ",
"I wonder what she looked like before her son was one of the richest most influential people in the world. ",
"“My son, conceived through hatred and spite, you must carry on my legacy, you must fool the masses into seeing you as their savior, and destroying them at their most vulnerable”",
"Fuck off with that stupid spam site.",
"It's like she has gone super saiyan ",
"Somebody listens to the weekly planet ",
"She actually looks really cool and stylin.",
"And, in case you're interested, [here's a link to the campaign](http://www.noahstone.com/the-ranch-fall-2016). (What good is anonymity anyway?)",
"I was thinking NYC sewer rats...terrifying.",
"GILF",
"Mom",
"You didn’t get enough upvotes for that. Have mine. ",
"Nah, she probably just sells canned food and robots.",
"How many Dalmatians has she killed? ",
"If she offered me a plate of Turkish delight I have no idea what I would be capable of...",
"Meta\nE\nT\nA",
"I wouldn’t say she was a super villain but I damn sure wouldn’t let her near my Dalmatian",
"Space-Z.\nLike Space-X, but the rockets go the other way.",
"r/boottoobig",
"\"My will made real!\" *beams*",
"I had the same thought, but who is her Professor?",
"What sort of rays shoot out of that gadget on her wrist?",
"She already did by giving birth to Elon. ",
"2/10 would bang",
"I missed the word \"mother\" when I read the title so when I clicked on the picture I didn't know what kind of joke this was",
"I’m 40% Futurama!",
"Just like an older version of the villain in the fate of the furious ",
"She looks like Cruella deville from 101 dalmations ",
"It's sad that SpaceX's first official mission is doomed to failure when the crew gets stranded on mars as earth's societies get destroyed, isolating them and slowly turning them into the Mars natives who will later deal with the Wongs.",
"That explains the flamethrowers.",
"What if Elon is just one of her minions? They're going to take over the world!",
"If Elon Musk was a villain in a Disney movie, his mom would be revealed to be the “strings-puller” / real villain before the end. ",
"Pull the lever Kronk",
"\"Mom's Friendly Robot Company\" Anyone?",
"[Look Mom!](https://youtu.be/1wBjBYT-1Do) ",
"See my vest...",
"It be like that sometimes ",
"I think she's pretty! Quiet bud. ",
"She looks like a Disney villain. I'm 100% getting evil stepmother vibes.",
"Cruella Seville lives!",
"Why? Just because she’s older can contour and looks confident af. She looks badass not evil. ",
"No she doesn’t.",
"The book was originally released in German, so it might just be the translation. Unfortunately I can't find a German PDF right now or I'd check. ",
"Mom Corp.",
"But a greyhound fur tuxedo would be besssssst",
"I must be a mechanic, because I would definitely tap and screw, nut and bolt!",
"Hahahahaha!! ",
"...That explains the flamethrowers",
"Breaking News: Tina Fey cast to play Elon Musk's mother in biopic. ",
"Neat. Another Musk post at the top of Reddit.",
"ngl I'd fuck his mum",
"Damn too true! I was thinking Eezma from emperor's new groove? But you're way too right! ",
"Real talk though, I admire her hair style. That is some serious Pixar character styling.",
"After Musk is defeated, she is the Secret Final Boss.",
"Well I’m glad she made it out of there alive! That was NOT a very nice thing to do. ",
"She has a \"My son is a billionaire that will eventually control the world - - because I allow him to.\" Bumper sticker on her car.",
"I'm convinced Elon Musk is actually an alien that's just trying to get home to mars. That's why he kind of looks funny, and has such a weird name. Obviously, Elon is the prince and his mom is the Martian Queen. ",
"[Mom?](https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/10/mom-futurama.png)",
"M^2",
"Elon’s mom would look like this. ",
"She looks like she would purposefully make your superhero outfit WITH capes, just to fuck you over",
"Wrong lever!\n",
"This is a damn Mortal Kombat pose",
"I'm into hot people regardless of age ",
"At first glance, I thought it was actually a picture of Courtney Cox.",
"Isn't his white family from South Africa? They pretty much are villains",
"Saw the photo before I read the title and was thinking the exact same thing",
"Nothing about her storyline made sense. ",
"Looks like Kal El’s Mom, which totally fits the idea that Elon Musk is actually an alien just trying to get home. ",
"She must be evil. In order to escape her wrath, Elon has developed two plans: leaving earth, and drilling into the earth to hide.",
"Yes. Very.",
"hunter weapon",
"A Canadian supervillain... no one would expect.",
"So you listen to the Weekly Planet as well?",
"Elon, I am your mother.\n\n*heavy breath*",
"Thank you. ",
"Cruella Muskville",
"I think he's referring to the fact that Elon was so terrible to his first wife. ",
"She reminds me of Moira from overwatch",
"You mean, can she BE anymore Monica??",
"Someone should Photoshop her in to character select for Mortal Kombat 9.",
"MomCorp. actually stands for \"Mother of Musk\"",
"Just one more reason why I think Elon Musk is a supervillain who will one day rule us all as a tyrant",
"I'd tap that ",
"Elon Musk is trying to get people to space because space radiation softens up the skin and his mother plans on making the most luxurious coat ever when they come back down.",
"Mother of god...",
"GILF",
"She's Mother from Futurama",
"Well if you have that many rats at least one will get mutated then train some mutated turtles to fight by your side. Easy win. ",
"Lol",
"That what she raised her son to do. There’s a reason he wants to go to Mars....because he has a doomsday device on the Moon he’s ping to shoot at the earth to blow it up. Unless of course the U.N. pays the ransom. All the “good” things he does is just a cover for his sinister plan.",
"I think she looks gorgeous!",
"hopefully someone will invent a time machine one day so that a time soldier can go back in time and kill her and humanity will be spared from the tyranny of Elon Musk. ",
"Ouch. She looks nothing like that Octupussy blob of evil!",
"*TRIPLE SLAP!*",
"Can someone explain this comment? Is it a reference",
"Nope. You aren't. As soon as I saw her I was like :(+_+). She's hot as hell. Imagine her younger? I'm sure he had a lot of buddies sleep over...hahaha",
"Get in some veggies and some spices... and you got a stew going baby. ",
"7/10 would Bang. ",
"I was thinking the same damn thing.",
"Sort of? It's from the simpsons.",
"Got a very \"Sindel vs ...\" Mortal Kombat vibe going here",
"that's the spirit",
"She looks extremely intelligent to me. ",
"Have you ever played starcraft? It's the equivalent of a zergling army. ",
"NEXT!",
"Mom is ready for future society..",
"Happy cake day!",
"She s like the Robo-corp grandma from Futurama.... ",
"Wow she is fabulous ",
"Glenn Close is looking well.",
"And his flamethrower is the only thing that can destroy her? Is OP Elon Musk? Trying to warn us?",
"Strong women make strong men. ",
"Cruella Deville!!",
"Mom, love and the color blue are trademarks of Tesla",
"I'd preform coupling maneuvers with her.",
">I really like her vest.\n\nI gathered that, sir.",
"Elon Musk. Nothing but PR",
"I DO!!!",
"It's true he was. He is also a person who is imperfect. To ignore all his accomplishments is outrageous, especially when talking about a situation that we can only speculate because none of us were there.",
"Anyone else notice the [resemblance?]( https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/6a/Mom_%28Futurama%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20120914182006)",
"ah the mature one of the bunch",
"I don't think you appreciate how many rats are truly in 10k. Even 1k rat per bear is insurmountable for the bear. I'd say 5 to 7 rats could take down a person... ",
"> Corrnie\n\nStoppit.",
"She was pretty before. Also money doesn't make you look like that a her age. ",
"Snow Queen\n\n",
"Weekly Wackadoo's are spreading",
"I really like your dancer set. Especially the 2nd pic",
"That's the first thing I though of too.",
"*cruella devil laugh",
"She looks beautiful! ",
"OMG...hahahaha. I'm dead over here hahahaha",
"She looks like the tech-savvy grandma we’d all love to have.",
"WOW....luv her!\n",
"Not quite, in StarCraft you can't jump units, and bears, lions, wolves, etc., could jump over and outrun rats.",
"Is Elon Musk planning on becoming Nimrod and marry his Mom?",
"Those cheekbones could cut glass...and those who disappoint her.",
"She's hideous. I'll wager $100 I can take any random homeless woman and make her look 100x's better with the same make up, lighting, and post-effects. ",
"She turned me into a newt! ",
"Seriously. If I can look half as good as that at 69 I think I will be satisfied.",
"Do a flip!",
"Shut up baby, I know it!",
"Now just give her that flame thrower",
"But that's why you pick the 10k rats and the hunter, the rats wipe the slow animals out and the hunter shoots the faster ones.",
"(Elon Musks's) Mom's Friendly Robot Company.",
"Lol. Cox",
"She looks like she wants to kill all 101 dalmatians",
"Kill la kill anyone?",
"Why all the Elon musk bs",
"They're going to jump/run through 10,000 rats? Okay. ",
"\"Eloooon come here, darling!\"\n\n\"Y-yes mother.\"",
"Teleport link to the secret Mars colony / Killsat remote control.",
"She looks like mom from Futurama",
"Just TIL",
"Look at her right arm. That's not his mother, that's another of his robots, boys. Nice try Elon. ",
"Seems like a kind of rude thing to say. Especially to say it as a \"fact\" rather than saying \"I think...\" She's a real person, after all.",
"I love older women who look gorgeous and have white hair like that. Gimme!!!",
"We didn't see anything...*ever.*",
"Everyone here making Cruella De Ville and Futurama jokes, meanwhile I'm wondering where she locked up Rapunzel",
"She looks like she'd sound exactly like principal Skinners mother",
"Well if they ever make a live action Dragon Age I think we've found our Flemeth.",
"I'd be happy for her to finish me off.",
"Real-life Mom from Futurama?",
"Fully equipped with flamethrowers cruising on a boring vehicle",
"Not a bad looking broad. ",
"This post is a little cruel... she's very striking.",
"It’s “mother” from Futurama.",
"Mom from Futurama",
"Not all of them, but if the rats take too long, you are done.",
"Gross...",
"She slaying this pic though ",
"A look into our future.\n\nhttps://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703",
"Nice",
"would\n",
"She’s beautiful though",
"I don't know, but I think we can all agree that Elon Musk has done the nasty in the pasty.",
"I didn’t know r/pics became a home for Your Momma jokes lol",
"*_* Beuatiful ",
"low key though the whole Elon Musk personna screams Bond villian. He made a flame thrower marketing line for the halibut! I'm not scared. Sean Connery, Pierce Brosnan, and Daniel Craig are all still alive and can put an end to this if need be. Part of me thinks they are behind the scenes anyway already working on it.",
"Definitely would",
"She is an A.I. right?",
"Looks like the kind of woman that raises a billionaire.",
"I love the first picture in that set.",
"She's gorgeous af!",
"Futarama\n\n👺",
"[From Wikipedia:](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Maye_Musk)\n>Maye was born in 1948 in Regina, Saskatchewan, a twin and one of five children. Her family moved to Pretoria, South Africa, in 1950. **Her parents, Winnifred Josephine \"Wyn\" (Fletcher) and Joshua Norman Haldeman, were adventurous and flew the family around the world in a prop plane in 1952. For over ten years the family would spend time roaming the Kalahari desert in search of its fabled Lost City.** Their parents gave slide shows and talks about their journeys, \"My parents were very famous, but they were never snobs,\" Maye said. As a young woman, Maye was a finalist in the 1969 Miss South Africa beauty competition. In 1970, she married Errol Musk, a South African engineer she met in high school. They had three children: Elon Musk, Kimbal Musk and Tosca Musk. ",
"But you're forgetting the question, it is not whether 10,000 rats can take down all those animals, the matter is if they can DEFEND you from them. ",
"I'd let her buy my anchovies...",
"She looks like the woman from futurama that sells black matter. ",
"Cruella DeMusk?",
"Thats not Cruella Deville?",
"forget the blackjack",
"I would expect nothing less from Malcolm Merlyn's mother. ",
"GILF doh",
"There is no Dana. Only Zuul. ",
"But you have the hawks, that the rats can't attack and the hunter is not nearly fast enough to kill them all before they kill you.",
"She is the face of Tesla motors",
"No, that's Elon. ",
"PULL THE LEVER KRONK",
"someone post a pic of Mom from Futurama",
"[Yep it's her..](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6_yEJcYMsk0)",
"She just looks like a dumbass",
"Maye Musk is one of the most beautiful senior aged women I've ever seen. I mean, god, she'll be 70 in April. *70!*",
" Dude, you do NOT make fun of the richest person in the galaxy’s Mom.",
"What's her name? Cruella Musk?",
"I’d hit it ",
"If she doesn't scare you \n\nNo evil thing will \n\nTo see her is to take a sudden chill \n\nCruella, Cruella \n\nShe's like a spider waiting for the kill \n\nLook out for Cruella De Vil",
"[Cruella de Vil](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Cruella_de_Vil_once_upon_a_time.png/220px-Cruella_de_Vil_once_upon_a_time.png)",
"Don't they just go away on their own?",
"*Soon* Elon Musk ready to sell hotdogs!",
"i think most animals would want to escape when seeing 10k rats. This would be the defense strategy.",
"Keep her away from Dalmatians ",
"She looks like Cruella Deville...",
"Cruella de Ville",
"*Eccentric super hero",
"Wait, she ACTUALLY looks like her.",
"You lay underneath a pile of rats to make a protective barrier. Rat body armor is profitable ",
"She was my favourite character in Mortal Kombat 3.",
"Looks more like Mom from Futurama.",
"She did an excellent job coding her son, so I'm a fan.",
"Someone listens to The Weekly Planet?",
"Did somebody say MOM from futurama?",
"Found the wackadoos! What a bunch of dickheads, nah you’re alright ",
"We're owwwwlll exterminators",
"She looks like Glenn Close as Cruella Deville",
"I'll tell you why I like/respect him. Dude is an innovator. And he's not in it just for the money (Even though I'm sure it's a nice perk). He makes his patents and research available to the public to allow for open collaboration to ACTUALLY make things better for humans before the robots take over.",
"Where's the Photo of your Mom?",
"Yes, it’s from an early Simpsons episode when they was amazingly brilliant! It’s a song about ‘evil’ Mr. Burns closet. The episode is basically a spoof of 101 Dalmatians as Mr. Burns wants Bart’s dog for his wardrobe, if i remember correctly \n\nhttps://youtu.be/CzGrIqKoMB4",
"Mom's robots",
"She should have played Claire's mother in house of cards. ",
"so that's what Futurama's Mom would look like in real life",
"Mr Musk should torch your ass with a flamethrower for talking shit about his Mom.",
"Or the villian that has a change of heart n switches sided mid-game",
"The apple doesn't fall far...",
"Oh my god. She plans to turn all of humanities into life fibre slaves!",
"Well, why not ask them now?",
">Soory\n\nFTFY",
"End me, you electric beauty...",
"She looks like Sindel from Mortal Kombat during the loading screen. Cut from the photo is Sub-Zero in a tuxedo with a martini.",
"What do you think the leather in the Tesla is made from? ",
"Elon Musk is not the richest person in the world",
"Grab that gem you guys hiiiii. No this isnt masooo but spot on. Credits going out there to James n Mas for making me look this up. They have just been tweeted to let them know their ramblings have made the front page :D",
"...If she doesn’t scare you nobody will...",
"Her false eyelashes (also called \"falsies\"). ",
"Futurama, [Mom](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/6/6a/Mom_%28Futurama%29.png/revision/latest?cb=20120914182006)",
"/r/bossfight",
"Ha, yeah, 'looks like'...",
"[Not mother?](https://media.giphy.com/media/7vpvllZmK0xQ4/giphy.gif)",
"No your wrong the lying comes from mother's side, \n Oh and D: either or like I said mental project most \n of time I've been correct, don't know shit well that \nis a \"LIE\" so how far do you want me to go. Maybe you should listen \nto MR.Eminem as far as I concerned he's never lied to me.\nNo you Jello Bro I'm a Sponge I'm not Evil I'm just the messenger like I've always said. so I guess I'll wait until your speech before I do anything, so go play with your flame throwers. ",
"Most of your dietary habits will end us all",
"She already has ended us all....she produced the Elon!",
"Ya, but if we're playin wouldja... \n",
"If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will...",
"Elon Musk is an ass and a super-villain. ",
"Ayy",
"I said looks smart not is because this only works in men, but here ya go. \n\nhttp://journals.plos.org/plosone/article?id=10.1371/journal.pone.0081237",
"Definitely a gilf ",
"[Elona Von Musk !](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ho9rZjlsyYY)",
"Mom, from futurama!",
"She's Mom. Literally Mom from Futurama",
"Frost from Mortal Kombat 9. Tell me I'm not wrong.",
"Its called a face lift, you usually pay for them with money.",
"How is no one seeing skinny Ursula?",
"Gyro!",
"#thorgy thor",
"Thank god, in my day fake boob bras were called falsies",
"insert keanu reevees conspiracy pic here",
"I was going to say, a mix between Corella DeVille and snow whites evil witch ",
" Oh by the way this is something you are not rushing me on. ",
"I think she looks like a pretty badass lady, nothing evil about that ",
"Why did I actually research this? ",
"Filthy toothless nerd bastard!",
"LOOK!! She's the real time traveler. Elon merely takes suggestions. ",
"Milf",
"She reminds me of [Carmen Dell'Orefice](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Carmen_Dell%27Orefice) the oldest working model. Which makes sense because I looked it up and Maye Musk is also an older working model. I really don't mean to describe them in a way that sounds like I'm describing a blender. ",
"I mean, rats would try to escape when seeing a brown bear trying to kill them. I guess we are counting on all the animals not being scared.",
"Not at all. She does however look like [the chicken lady](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HHOFmHMTN5k).",
"This is discusting.",
"Aye. Very.",
"Would smash ngl",
"The Musk family is clearly from the future",
"well that explains why he wants to go to mars.",
"She looks like mom from Futurama. ",
"It depends on the type and for long you've been doing it and how fast you want them gone.",
"Rats are highly intelligent and can be vicious. I had friends who had two free range rats and a pit bull and a large English bulldog. The bulldog wanted to kill the rats. They knew it but kept out of his way. They'd even climb over him when he was sleeping. He'd jump up and go looking for them and they'd hide. I once saw the pitbull sniff one of the rats. The rat placed both hands on her nose and then bit it. \n\nNow, these rats were also very sweet and gentle with people, they weren't aggressive. So yes, 10 000 rats trying to kill you is horrifying. I'd want them on my team.",
"The Musk's are planning something evil...mark my words...they will be our new overlords before the decade is over. All those tesla cars probably have a timer before they turn on and become machines of death...spaceX is probably just a way for him to transport his satellite's that are all equipped with death rays. ALL HAIL MUSK! ",
"META",
"she looks like Cruella de vil from 101 Dalmatians.",
"I have been saying it forever Elon Musks has the makings of a perfect 007 villain. This only confirms my thoughts further!",
"Seriously. Hide all the Dalmatians. ",
"There's a starman waiting in the sky, \nHe'd like to come and meet us,",
"Go Watch \"Willard\" and you will see...\n\nMostly you'll see a pretty bad movie, but still.",
" Are you sure about that? ",
"The child of Cruela Deville @ Zod",
"Dude. Even Beastmaster hunters can't have that many active pets. C'mon, will ya?!",
"GILF",
"[Mom](http://images.static-bluray.com/reviews/737_2.jpg)",
"[Is it?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3hcKmUlFmT0)",
"Weekly Planet Podcast",
"What do you think all the flamethrowers and rockets ships are for?",
"Why does she want everyone to call her grandma?",
"Definitely gives off Mom from Futurama vibes",
"Her son would give her squadron of flamethrowing drones.",
"The defense aspect makes your previous point about how fast the bear runs moot. You stand in the back of your 10,000 rats. The three bears (plus other animals) now need to make it through your rat sea to get to you. Some get trampled, yes, but the others jump on the bears back and tear it to shreds/maim it to the point where it won't be hurting you.",
"Gorgeous woman!!!",
"I lol'd, thank you. :)",
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"Holy shit!",
"She is Mom from futurama.",
"Burr, you disgust me",
"Does she make a little triangle with her hands? Or stroke her cat maniacally? ",
"Mallory Archer?",
"Perhaps she’s the one that put us into the Matrix....?",
"I wonder if life fibers are giving Elon his power",
"This is my favourite line, \"...loafers former gophers\"... What a sweet rhyme, tied with the cadence of the actors voice. BOOM.",
"https://youtu.be/jcniLgRZZIw",
"r/bossfight",
"she just looks like a old rich lady\n\ni cant stand this constant shilling for Elon Musk, does anyone know how I can filter Elon Musk out of my visible posts?",
"Who smells like porpoise hork?!",
"She looks cool. ",
"I wonder if her and Mr Musk did 69 on the even of he 70th birthday",
"She looks like she could be mom from futurama ",
"You do realize that all of you are talking about the man who is creating our robot overlords, mother right? I think she is beautiful and I welcome my robot overlords.",
"Who is Elon Musk and why does everyone seem to be talking about Elon Musk lately?",
"Damn. However old she is...She is still a foxy lady. Wow neackbeard came out.\n\nBut seriously. She looks like a very empowered individual. Also. Whatever she did to raise Elon Musk the way she did. Or whoever did. Did a good job fostering his drive in life. Good humans. \n\n",
"He has realised people actually like the supervillain aesthetic and he's stopped even bothering to hide it",
"R/Futurama ",
"She really likes the vest.",
"I agree",
"I thought robot",
"r/bossfights",
"Elon Musks mother was a high end fashion model? TIL .",
"wtf did i just watch",
"Today is your birthday. It's nibblers birthday. Today is your birthday. Let's all have some cake",
"Mother from futurama",
"she's beautiful",
"She looks like mom from Futurama.",
"Bride of Frankenstein? ",
"H O T T",
"\"Elon. The pigeon is on the windowsill.\"\n\nElon: \"Global self destruct initiated. Ten. Nine. Eight..\"",
"r/NoContext",
"Pull the lever!Pull the lever! Wrong leverrrrrr!",
"She was a model in her younger years. Still looks amazing. ",
"For those who don't get it,\n\n[This is MOM](https://i.imgur.com/0ZuU5BP.jpg), from Momcorp in Futurama.",
"Seriously, though. She's beautiful. And seems to have kind eyes.",
"Oh most definitely a flamer.",
"I’d be worried if I had a nice voice and could sing 🐚 ",
"Boom! Upvote. ",
"She will be portrayed by Michelle Pfeiffer, natch",
"Born in Canada, lived in South Africa from the age of 2 until her late 30s, hence the accent.",
"Bing! Upvote!",
"Yep it's over",
"Observation stolen from Weekly Planet Podcast",
"[Mom's Friendly Robots](http://media.giphy.com/media/TlK63ENaAX7ed8jBEgU/giphy.gif)",
"Yeah. He is a good inventor. \n\nBut two post of him on the frontpage every other day.\n\nMaybe he thinks is also good at PR but I am getting annoyed. This kind of stuff is ruining reddit. \n\nI will put \"Musk\" in my RES-filter. Problem solved but I will never buy a Telsa because of this shit marketing.",
"lmao this made me chuckle \n\n!redditsilver",
"Thank you! That is [Jacob Jonas](http://jacobjonas.com), a brilliant dancer/choreographer in LA. The girl is Renee Stewart, daughter of Rod Stewart. That was a very fun shoot to do.",
"I now want to see a comic where superhero Elon Musk fights his super villain mother",
"I didn't know MomCorp made spaceships but it fits. Mom's Friendly SpaceX Company?",
"From the Simpsons",
"Holy Michelle Pfeiffer!",
"B a a d e r M e i n h o f",
"Someone shop her into the Mortal Kombat 3 versus screen.",
"“You are a part of me, and though you’re alone... \n\nMommy’s watching, waiting....\n\neyes to the skies and the stars!”",
"Buzz buzz",
"Does a single day go by without a Tesla ad on the front page?",
"isn't the announcer the same voice actor as gladOS?",
"Exactly. Those motherfucker's will give cats a run for their money.",
"Damn I thought that was Carmen Dell'Orefice. ",
"See her parakeets covering her ....",
"She's the evil queen in the Mario Bros movie. ",
"Blah blah blah Elon Musk blah blah blah\n\nUpvote!!!!",
"My son has already armed all our henchmen with FLAMETHROWERS!!! Ahahehehehehhehehee!",
"What about one rat with a sutando power?",
"[Here she is - in 1969.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/4yjnuy/miss_vaal_queen_1969_20_yearold_maye_musk_future/?st=JD1RPTMH&sh=16d17cb6) \n\n[With Elon, early 70s.](https://www.reddit.com/r/OldSchoolCool/comments/51xjwb/elon_musk_with_his_mother_maye_musk_early_70s/?st=JD1RS5IO&sh=3134f01f) ",
"She looks martian. This explains elon's obsession to reach his home planet.^^/s",
"I thought Elon Musk was black",
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"For a moment I thought it was Julian Assanges mother HAHA, but then I realize Julian probably came from a lizard beast. ",
"Good ol'Canadian girl!!!",
"They're all just Courtney Cox's accounts trying to convince you she looks normal now.",
"INFINITY BRACELET!!!!!",
"she looks like a DLC in borderlands 2\n ",
"You stink, loser.",
"mostly she looks like [mom](http://www.geekgirlsinc.com/uploads/3/1/7/8/31786609/5527717_orig.jpg)",
"I hope I look as good as she does when I’m 69.",
"MORTAL KOMBAT!!!",
"Do you listen to the Weekly Planet Podcast? The hosts on it said the exact thing last Sunday. ",
"Making that pose like someone just picked her in mortal kombat",
"Elon's social media campaign is getting outa hand. Just wait til she hears about this.",
"big shot reptile. not fooling anyone lady.",
"That's cause she probably is have you seen the supervillain shit her son is pulling.",
"I think that explains Elon Musk. She's obviously the real mastermind",
"The thing on her wrist is to control the omnidroid.",
"Daedric princess ",
"Hide the puppies!!!!",
"Thank you. That was a lucky one. We had wrapped the shoot and I was starting my drive home and the most amazing sunset appeared. ",
"CRAM A SQUIRREL IN IT!",
"Pull the lever, Kronk!",
"10000 robotic rats",
"holy crap, that's surprisingly close",
"[Funny how you should mention that.](https://twitter.com/mayemusk/status/957753369216483328)",
"o_O\n\nIsn't Bill Gates the richest person?",
"She looks like Courtney Cox cosplaying the Bride of Frankenstein.",
"Nothing's scarier than Mickey Mouse's empire",
"Wish you snuck in a cheeky Weekly Planet reference in the title lol. Idk how you wouldve done it though",
"Mom came from 3000 to now?",
"She has typical tropes of TV/movie villians with the accent and mannerisms",
"As an aside, I strongly suggest everyone watch the live action 101 Dalmatians at least once, soley for Glenn Close as Cruela. The dogs don't talk and the rest of the movie is meh, but good *lord* she goes absolutely insane with Cruela and it's hysterical. Absolutely worth that watch for her.",
"Mama Musk",
"When I saw this I immediately thought of Mom from Futurama and now I feel a deranged sense of pride that so many others had the same thought.",
"She looks like [Sindel](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/6kd7Kv8ak7s/hqdefault.jpg) from Mortal Kombat imo",
"Would",
"Probably she’ll still steal a few",
"Ironic that many people believe Musk to be the man who will save us all",
"To call him a \"pretty good inventor\" is like calling Gordon Ramsay \"a pretty good cook\"",
"She reminds me of [deville from 101 Dalmatians](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/2/2d/Live-movies_cruella.jpg)",
"I know who Elon is. No idea who he hell she is. I wouldn't even bet money her last name is Musk.",
"That’s how villains are made",
"https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=mom+futurama&client=ms-android-samsung&source=android-browser&dcr=0&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjFmNmt-v_YAhVCC8AKHUA0DwIQ_AUICSgB&biw=360&bih=564#imgrc=O8wp6UJsFCBFaM:\n",
"You underestimate how easily a large animal can be scared off by small animals, especially when in extremely large numbers. A good sized rat can weight up to a pound and they are fast. They can climb, bite and chew, and given sufficient numbers, do some actual damage to large animals. \n\nYou make the assumption that the rats have to kill the other animals and that is simply not the case. The hunter is who does the actual killing in these scenarios while the rats serve as a distraction and deterrent to reaching the hunter. 10k rats are literal street fulls meaning that everything would be covered in a scurrying, furry blanket of biting and scratching nastiness. A handful might not be much of a distraction, but when literally the entire floor of the forest is covered with them, it will force most animals to turn and run or preoccupy themselves with killing, swatting at the pesky things.",
"THIS is why I love Reddit",
"And “Ben.”",
"http://filmjunk.com/images/weblog/2013/10/cruella.jpg",
"Clavicle? I just met ‘er!",
"She certainly is trying to get her hands on 101 Dalmatians. ",
"You don't eat gold.",
"SVILF",
"TF universe has comics? That's something I need to look at. ",
"Elon musks mom is rakugo confirmed",
"http://www.uarp.org/upload/video/wysiwyg3/DIR3/02_13.jpg\n\nShe is pretty amazing as well! 83 years old...and still works the runway!!\n\nMay Musk is just 69 years old!",
"Cruella deville.",
"We doooooo!!!!!",
"Is this a spoiler for Meet the Robinsons 2?",
"> maybe not end us all, but I'm legitimately worried about all those dalmaRtian dogs\n\n>that her son is building rockets to transport them with\n",
"Priveledge",
"Looks like Futrama mother. ",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/31f2V",
"Did you notice \"keming\" and \"concems\"?",
"i'm very attracted to this",
"She's a Bond Villainess and there *is* no Bond Girl. Bond must now choose between Queen and Country, and... his dear muvva.",
"Pull the lever Kronk",
"lol, I can see why you were confused!",
"KROOOOOOOOONK",
"But what do they mean by, “We are over and we don’t even know it.” ?",
"Cruela.... Cruela...",
"Hexadecimal?",
"She's beautiful.",
"I mean, she looks great. Why does that have to have a negative connotation to it?",
"No she is really pretty",
"it's reddit. they have to be told by American \"Intelligence\" agencies what and how to think about a subject. \n\n",
"Honestly she looks more like the objective, yet benevolent, matriarchal leader of a dystopian city in the not-too-distant future.",
"Nice.",
"looks like Cruella de Vil.",
"I'd be honored to wield a flamethrower in her service. 100%.",
"Paradox.",
"I misread the title and thought this was Elon Musk. I'm sure you can imagine my confusion.",
"I bet she got a flamethrower for free better Watch out Now ;)",
"Does this unit have a soul? ",
"Let the Hunger Games begin!",
"Was gonna upvote but 666 upvotes was too fitting",
"Just adding on to the overall joke that she's a supervillain (the point of this entire post)",
" it's Croissant day, not cake 😂\nwww.daysoftheyear.com/days/croissant-day/",
"The AntiChrist is supposed to be a charismatic leader who unites the world at first, and I've always suspected that it could be Elon Musk, eventually. If not that, than a supervillain. I always get downvoted, but he is so clearly great that my suspicion rises.",
"Has anyone photoshopped her into Cruella?",
"With due respect, perhaps you're the one forgetting the question.\n\nThe choice of the rats is every bit as much to take them out of the attacking equation as it is for their defensive abilities.\n\nWhile we may debate the efficacy of ten thousand rats at eliminating the threat of other animals to you, I don't think anyone yet has made a reasonable case for how to *defend against* ten thousand rats coming to kill you.\n\nYou pick the rats because if they're against you, the contest is decided before it even begins. That they're a dark horse in defense due to sheer numbers is an added benefit.",
"No not golden, they were dalmatian. I don't think they are retrievers.",
"would still bang",
"Nope I'm with you, she's got some sassy confident vibes from just that photo. And yea if she looks like that now... wow she must've been even sexier when she was younger. ",
"U/qualye99 definitely listens to the weekly planet podcast",
"https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/10/mom-futurama.png yep, first thought here too",
"Dear Elon,\n\nI'm sorry everyone on Reddit is saying your mother looks like Cruella / Evil / Witch. I think she looks awesome! Also, please continue doing cool stuff.\n\nLove,\n\nCornyHoosier",
"OP, are you a weekly wakidadoo?",
"I want to look like that when I'm her age\n",
"Hence Elon's courage.",
"Username checks out",
"She looks like she could have modeled in her youth. Anyone have pics of her when she was under 40?\n\nedit: found some pics. What a beauty\n\n[1](http://static4.businessinsider.com/image/52b9a7e7eab8eaa245314962-1190-625/billionaire-elon-musks-mom-is-an-incredibly-glamorous-working-model.jpg)\n\n[2](https://fsmedia.imgix.net/61/72/af/c6/edd2/4079/8a13/51aba9bafe31/mayejpg.jpeg?rect=0%2C43%2C1000%2C500&auto=format%2Ccompress&w=650)\n\n[3](http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2017/09/10/00/4417F8C500000578-4869084-image-m-56_1504998536840.jpg)",
"Some of them want to abuse you... Some of them want to be abused.\n",
"And rats are smart little rodents. They learn. They learn a lot.",
"She's awesome.\n",
"Mama bear",
"I was wondering if you shot her for James Perse. Totally addicted to their t-shirts.",
"She's a very beautiful woman. A google search of Maye will show you so many great magazine cover shoots.",
"She looks like Mom from futurama",
"Is that the new \"most interesting man in the world\"?\n\nSide note- you're a great photographer!",
"Blumenkranz started playing in my head when I saw her. \n\n\nShe is... [Disco Milf](http://i.imgur.com/s2PFPDo.jpg). ",
"^^^flame^^throw ^^^^ers",
"And you smell like one too! ",
"She somehow reminds me of Carol Miller from Futurama.",
"This is her Mortal Kombat loading screen",
"[Found this](https://youtu.be/gqjvtcnI09A) - apologies for the sorta click-batey vibe of the source, was the better of a few vids I quickly scanned through. ",
"WOULD",
"BBC",
"http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller",
"So his father is Frankenstein’s monster?",
"Wa she married to a guy named Frankenstein at some point?",
"Dude no lie when I get her age I hope I look that fly",
"M.o.M.",
"Channel for kids ",
"[In fact, forget the park!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e35AQK014tI)",
"spot on",
"Huh... some people go to Cruella Divile but I saw Mom from Futurama right away...",
"[MOM](https://cdn3.whatculture.com/images/2013/10/mom-futurama.png)",
"Musk is evil",
"[You may be onto something...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Musk?wprov=sfla1)",
"r/evilladies",
"When your son is a super billionaire you can have lots of surgery. ",
"All of this could have been Maso’s karma",
"Yeah same. Fully expected full blown Mom Corp ",
"Mrs Doc Brown",
"St Vincent goes back in time and gives birth to elon musk confirmed ",
"I don't know if you've heard the news, but... It's good, everyone!",
"Which Trope villain has an African accent?",
"You ever sex someone up so hard it changed the world? ",
"If that were the case, Park Avenue would be filled with Maye Musk and [Carmen Dell'orefice](https://www.google.com/search?q=carmen+dell%27orefice&client=ms-android-sprint-us&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwia2fuu_f_YAhUOMd8KHREFDn0Q_AUIESgB&biw=360&bih=560&dpr=4) clones.\n\nMoney helps, but it's genetics more than anything.",
"agreed\n",
"The PR campaign Musk runs on the kids of reddit is pretty amazing. ",
"Futurama ",
"I'd do her.",
"I think I saw her work in 101 Dalmatians.",
"PULL THE LEVER KRONK!!!!",
"She looks like she's posing for the Mortal Kombat 9 character select screen",
"wonder if she was super rich woman?",
"I was gonna get one but unfortunately it's a glorified torch.",
"Classy af.",
"VILF",
"ken bone",
"If Crosscountry Canada taught me anything, it's that Churchill Manitoba is a pain in the ass that no one should have to deal with.",
"dam boi, she got dat tesla flow",
"That’s why she raised Elon Musk the way she did, it’s part of her villainous plan...",
"So Elon is the product of a spontaneous whirlwind of hot, dry sex?",
"Aw, that's kind of pretty.",
"Right? Though, Elon is a far better son than Walt, Larry, and Igner. \nWait, does Elon have a couple brothers?!",
"That's my mother, according to several people on Reddit.\n\nNot in looks, but in personality and temperament.",
"lookin for a kitty",
"Is there a chance the track could bend?",
"Total GILF. ",
"PUT YOUR HANDS IN THE AIR! ",
"I would definitely keep her away from Dalmatian puppies",
"Would you be kind enough to dig us her “before” picture?",
"She looks so stoned in that picture",
"Nothing's the matter. Now that i've fixed the matter compressor",
"I thought the same lol",
"She's pretty as hell....deceiving. That metal band on her arm is not decoration, its a mind control device.",
"Careful you don’t cut yourself with all that edge. ",
"She looks like she's in great shape for someone in their 60s at least. ",
"Look on the bright side, you still have Zoidberg! YOU ALL HAVE ZOIDBERG!",
"To be fair, Elon Musk also looks like a super villain who will one day end us all. \n\nHis mom is just a lot more attractive. ",
"She can't have been THAT nice, considering you shot her. Also, why'd you shoot her. ",
"Because, everything about the photo is reminiscent of every evil queen or supervillains picture.",
"#NOICE ",
"Pounds of makeup + surgery + Photoshop",
"#S E N D N U D E S ",
"Well... It does rhyme with fun.",
"I for one, welcome our new Musk overlords.",
"All the names noted. No Tesla for you guys. And now this is personal!! ",
"At least it isn't Martha. ",
"Looks like she got electrocuted by one of his machines",
"Better than being told by traitorous business men who only care about how to make themselves richer while they actively fuel hate and the destruction of our planet. ",
"Hail the first Empress of Mars",
"We love MOM! ",
"Mono",
"Ye ole' musky vagene",
"If things were any other way, things would be different. ",
"I only hope I age that well",
"Kronk! Not that lever!",
"This woman must be at least in her late 60's, if not early-mid 70's, and she looks fantastic. Beyond casting her looks through the lens of age, she is just a beautiful woman, in general. All of these comparisons to Cruella DeVille distract from the fact that she is an impressive beauty with a very cool style. Excellent accessorizing. Gorgeous skin and hair.",
"Elon Musk failing business and phony tactics are nothing but lies! Bad for America and only benefiting China! End all business relations with him now! Cancel orders for faulty cars! SAD!",
"Pizza delivery for...I C Weiner",
"Giggity",
"What if I told you Elon fantasizes about being a supervillain.. \n\n>Back in 2011 Elon was hacking his Tesla charge connector on a small island in the rain when thunder struck and his [alter-ego emerged.](http://imgur.com/rhrNhg4.jpg)\n\n>In 2012, he went to a volcano caldera and explained how he is [\"Mr.\" Evil](http://i.imgur.com/ovlK6kJ.jpg) not Dr.Evil. Also he enjoys waving his sword in the office and the [Mr.Evil](http://i.imgur.com/tjzitKo.jpg) persona even emerged during an official SpaceX progress update with the media. \n\n>In 2014, [Mr.Evil](http://imgur.com/UzA6lXl.jpg) announced that if his reuseable rocket works, he'll treat himself to a volcano lair. \n\n>[Look at his chair in his hous-](http://i.imgur.com/rarKsDm.jpg) \n\n",
"He's a time traveler: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og6z3X3MdJw",
"And Elon can empower here🤟🏿👽",
"https://img.haikudeck.com/mi/1fae4481a5ec5cda74db9764ce8bc828.jpg",
"Giggity",
"I want to see her with a bouffant hairstyle when she gets older and slightly more wrinkly. 'Mother', anyone?",
"She really does look like a hot version of Cruella Devile",
"GILF",
"No she looks like the female version of Rick from *Rick and Morty.* Possibly one of his many selves from a different dimension?",
"Penis. What are you doing\n\nPenis\n\nPlease stop ",
"Who else thought of Mom from futurama ",
"One Word: Milf",
"\nHands on hips and glaring stare, you just know shes about to scold someone.\n\n",
"Why do you think he's trying to get everyone to have a flamethrower?",
"Is this the woman in the commercial for some skin care product?",
"I think she’s simply stunning. I wish my hair would do that.. her curls are perfect. ",
"Very sexy.",
"God damn. is this the new reddit meme?",
"You're not reading my nonverbal cues which say that I'm uncomfortable with you saying that. You're sexually assaulting me. \\#AzizAnsari \\#MeToo",
"\nIs that real platinum jewelry?",
"She looks like the villain who'd show up in the sequel and you'd find out she's the mom for a joke. ",
"Yzma, is that you?",
"Maye Musk really does sound like a comic book character.",
"We are ALL Dalmatian dogs on this blessed day ",
"Jarvis",
"I look forward to seeing this randomly pop up in threads now. That and “in nineteen ninety eight...” been at least a couple of weeks since I’ve seen that. ",
"And you smell like one too",
"This is the epitome of graceful aging. I hope that I can look so matronly and distinguished when I am that old ",
"Young Maye Musk: https://i.imgur.com/gh88PRr.png",
"What day is today?\nIt's Nibbler's birthday.\nWhat a day for a birthday!\nLet's all have some cake. *",
"Tesla deVille ",
"She looks like a high maintenance bitch. ",
"As a father, I agree. ",
"I had to scroll way too far to figure out she’s 69 years old. ",
"Where is her dalmatian coat? ",
"She looks like a modern-day Cruella de Vil, from 101 Dalmatians!",
"It’s miss frizzle!",
"Wow she is stunning ",
"Maybe that's why he's so afraid of AI, you've seen how Mom treats her sons",
"Kind of looks like an older Courtney Cox with Glen Close’s hair",
"To the secret lab! [Yzma](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/e/e1/Yzma_42.PNG/revision/latest?cb=20120716012806)",
"MOM! Kind of explains his love of robotics and electronics....\n\n",
"And Half Ursula from the little mermaid. ",
"To be played by Glenn Close in the inevitable biopic!",
"Me: gimme that I just stuck a fork in a light socket look\nBarber: say no more fam ",
"I still don’t understand how that sentence relates to the super villain aspect. I don’t really understand what that part of the sentence even means. But just ignore what I’m saying because I’m getting downvoted for asking.",
"TDYILRND",
"Other things like her frizzy updo hair, hands on hip, and all black clothing might suggest what OP claims but if you look at her face she looks nice. ",
"She has a twin sister too! Elon’s 2 cousins, Peter & Lyndon Rive run SolarCity now Tesla solar.",
"This. She was a pointless character, if anything all she did was further the agenda Disney is trying to push on us. ",
"Especially with her son making a fuckload of flamethrowers",
"Family full of confidence. ",
"It's pronounced Me Musk.",
"She's a Disney villain.",
"She looks like she'd rip your dick off",
"Where am I",
"Looks like that Mother character or w/e from Futurama.\n\nNice!",
"He may be dead!",
"That is by far my favorite episode. My husband and I have watched it probably 20 or more times. We've watched the whole series like 10 times over the years.",
"\"Not me though. I'm above it all!\"",
"Sorry, had no time :(",
"Someone should post this to r/bossfight",
"Shahhweeeettt",
"I'd hit it",
"She looks like she belongs on the VS screen for Mortal Kombat 3",
"That giant wrist cuff looks like she'd be the next inter-dimensional space ambassador.",
"So it's like... You grow, raise kids, trying to be a good human being and one day someone from your work says \"Hay, Margaret, you know, the front page of the internet said you look like a supervillain!\".",
"She's starring in the new mash-up, 101 Brides of Frankenstein.",
"Cinerama from the Future.",
">I was like :(+_+)\n\n>Imagine her younger?\n\n>...hahaha\n\nThis is reddit 2018\n",
"She’s got some evil elf sorceress thing about her",
"MOM with a bit of Yzma ",
"Nailed it. ",
"its usually these people who're the NICEST people in the world.\n\nlol",
"She needs a white fur coat with black spots!",
"I was going to say. Musks mom is hot.",
"Ok we get it, you listen to 'the daily zeitgeist'. Enjoy the free karma!",
"TIL Elon Musk's mom is the Borg Queen.",
"For a second, I thought this was an Onion article.",
"The first thing I thought of when I saw her. Not to mention what the heck is with that huge silver bracelet? ",
"Makes me think of [Aunt May from Ultimate Spider-Man](http://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/2015/11/ultimate_4.png).",
"pic from before elon's money?",
"Really kind? Like watch apartheid happen and do nothing while her modelling career takes off? ",
"Turns out Despicable me is a biographical movie. \n Where are Musk's minions??? ",
"L.p.\n",
"The third photo is incredible, I've never heard of Renee somehow but she's very talented!",
"She looks like a main villain in some live action Disney film ",
"I for one welcome our new GILF-y overlady. ",
"No no no no, some fast paced electronic mixed with industrial rock when she inevitably unleashes her monster.\n\nr/bossfight can add details about the different stages.",
"Nothings the matter Fry",
"I, for one, welcome our new fabulous overlord.",
"Weekly planet listeners woot woot",
"Nothing's the matter Fry, now that I have this matter compressor",
"That is Rainer Andreesen. He is certainly one of the world’s most interesting men. And thank you!!!",
"E X P E R I E N C E T H E P H E N O M E N O N",
"She had that bride of Frankenstein look...",
"Do you honestly believe that this one woman was responsible for whether the apartheid happened or not. \n\n\n*\"If only Elon Musks mother said No to the apartheid, none of this would have happened\"*",
"Meaning? ",
"Exactly... And I'm 100% sure that nothing on that list can defend you from 10000 rats. ",
"Ahhhh! Kill it! Oh Christ! Just stomp on it! IT'S ON ME! FUCK! I THINK IT'S IN MY HAIR! GET IT OFF! FUUUUUUUCK!",
"She's beautiful I love the hair.",
"Her 50 year world domination plan is going well..",
"More proof that there was a chance of Elon becoming a super villain.",
"Nice",
" I'm off to some charity BS for knocked-up teenage sluts.",
"I'd fuck her",
"Now run along son and build me that interstellar gate. I need it to be happy.",
"If elon musk responded to this post it would be the top comment of all time on reddit.",
"model?",
"Well, I mean, she created Elon Musk and released him into the world, so her plans are already in motion...\n\n",
"FUTURAMA!1",
"Someone listens to the weekly planet ",
"RIP Harambe",
"For science someone needs to do a side by side of MOm from Futurama and the youngest son next to Elon and his mom",
"Judge me all you want, but she's a total gilf.",
"And you smell like one too!",
"The Bride of Frankenberry",
"Cruella DeVil. ",
"I gathered.",
"Mom from Futurama. ",
"It would be an interesting premise for a movie... Elon will have to battle her to the death to save mankind ",
"She looks like a very sexy Cruella de Vil",
"For real though, wow! I hope I look that good when I'm older.\n",
"That was her original plan though. She wanted them to grow up so she could make more coats, the only reason she settled for puppies was because people were on to her so she had to hurry up.",
"She will try... oh she will try, but the young maiden, with the powder skin, will either make her change her heart, or guide her to her eventual doom.",
"\"Beware the stare of Mary Shaw...\" ",
"I don't think it matters where the accent's origin is, just the fact that she has one at all.",
"She even has the power gauntlet ",
"I feel like upon trying to end the world, a sole cloaked figure will stop her at the last second in an epic showdown. That man? ~~Albert Einstein~~ Elon Musk. ",
"She looks goood for her age tho",
"MONO!",
"Are you telling me he couldn't get up?",
"Golden? More like black and white",
"first thing in my mind too. IRL Cruella Deville lmao",
"Hot dayum!!! I want to look like her when I grow up!",
"Who else for a villain?\n\nhttp://m.imdb.com/name/nm0903677/\n",
"give her rainbow highlights and she’s ragyo kiryuin.",
"And she is a twin https://www.vanityfair.com/news/2015/10/elon-musk-family-maye-musk",
"I never watched it a first time, how am I gonna watch it again?\n",
"I'm lost but intrigued. Fill me in on what I missed in the hour I was aparently away from reddit.",
"the best thing about irish setter is not only their beautiful coat, but that the puppies taste so delicious",
"Is there an Infinity Bracelet?",
"Elon Musk had Superman locked in his basement",
"So Elon has Tesla and his mom has MomCorp",
"Cruella de vil! Is that u?",
"Tesla Deville",
"Elon Musk is the Bond villain that Bond can’t beat, because he is actually smart enough to get away with it. Elon Musk is the Bond villain that has to escape his facility because some asshole British spy shows up and just starts fucking with shit he doesn’t understand and he’s made an unsafe environment. Elon Musk is the Bond villain that you meet twenty minutes into the movie but you don’t realize he’s a bad guy because he’s so genuinely cool and nice. Elon Musk is the bad guy who is only discovered as the bad guy because James Bond was sent to investigate his company and he snuck in and read his journal, not because he slipped up. ",
"Do you listen to the weekly planet? They literally said this exact line this week...",
"MILF ",
"Someone was listening to the Weekly Planet podcast.\n\nI'm the first person to say that, right?",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/g98M6",
"You would like r/unexpectedfuturama",
"The flamethrower idea was hers.",
"Somebody just listened to the weekly planet",
"Looks like Izma. ",
"We are over means we (humans) are all gonna die\n\n\nHe goes on to say we are not not even aware of our own doom",
"Are we sure Elon Musk and his family aren't secretly time travellers who came from the future?",
"That’s a rich bitch.",
"Good thing Elon has a flamethrower",
"I always wondered who that old woman who tried to sell me oil in my dreams was.",
"SMASH",
"Mom from futurama ?",
"Cruella de-tesla",
"The lack of irony in your comment points towards a growing shift in the general rhetoric and attitudes of the reddit population.",
"I knew it! Grab dat gem, Quayle99!",
"Honestly for an old lady she is pretty dickable",
"Who says she is not a supervillian?",
"Harámbe was an inside job. ",
"Just started rewatching season 1 and can't believe how much of a babe she was. They all were to be fair, but she is just ridiculous.",
"We can’t let a super villain go so easily. ",
"How about not talking smack about a guy that sold 10000 flame throwers in 48 hours",
"If that's the case, she didn't give birth to him.\n\nShe spawned him",
"Seriously. Life goals to look this fabulous in the future.",
"He is a very good inventor. ",
"I hope she does. Fuck this world and next world too.",
"I find the most erotic part of a woman is the boobies. ",
"TWIST: son hides behind philanthropy only to try and rule the world. Mother has to use her front as a model(spy) to put a stop to it. ",
"Emma, The Dark One ",
"Don't care if she's 70, I totally would...",
"Hot Ursula ",
"I totally would.",
" she looks like she wouldn’t like spinach puffs ",
"To be fair, I could see Elon Musk having a breakdown akin to that Save The Children guy that went nuts and started jacking off in public",
"Fuck, now I can't unsee it.",
"Some say...Her bracelet can activate an army of Tesla battery-powered robots or a reusable escape rocket...",
"She would make a perfect Bride of Frankenstein!",
"I don't know, Mike Judge might have been on to something with Idiocracy.",
"Based on her character design, I'm pretty sure she can launch electric attacks from her hands.",
"I always love a story with a happy ending.",
"How neat is that?",
"Hell yeah, that's the \"Glittering Gauntlet,\" the source of her evil powers.",
"DAE remember Bride of Frankenstein?",
"This is what all saskatchewan girls end up looking like ",
"What was that SNL joke .. Elon Musk plans to send civilians to colonies on Mars. Making him a tech genius pioneer OR the worst most elaborate serial killer. \n\nWell maybe the mom is really the worlds slowest but most elaborate mass-murderer after all. That's assuming that the Mars volunteers all die young.. which they will. ",
"Elon the hero?",
"I'd let her kill me with snu snu. ",
"There it is, i knew it would be there. ",
"You can tell everyone in this sub thread is a wackadadoo since nobody is replying to anyone else.",
"Looks like she doesn’t like spinach puffs",
"Wow I feel like I just learned so much about Elon just looking at her",
"I wonder how just many accounts Trump actually has and posts under....",
"She looks like she's looking to make a fur coat out of 101 Dalmatian puppies.",
"Upvoting futurama quotes is the easy part. The hard part is upvoting futurama quotes. ",
"There are no anti nuke laws on Mars",
"Damn I thought he was supposed to be funny and that it said 40 seconds",
"If she doesn't scare you, no evil thing will!",
"She is stunning",
"Why do you think he needs the flamethrowers? ",
"your golden* (retrievers)",
"I'm a homo, but for a woman like this, 25 years my senior, I'd go bean-flicker and butler over night.",
"TIL Elon Musk is Malekith.",
"I'm not surprised that she looks like this. At all. ",
"[Her theme song.](https://youtu.be/I_1u-ufBYEA)",
"*Musk's",
"\"I'll find ALL of those pesky Dalmatians\" ",
"She looks like a Mortal Kombat character doing that pose.",
"Caption: Mother of a Billionaire\n\nme: asf",
"There's only ONE @realDonaldTrump! Fake news (mainstream) media will say otherwise! \\#CrookedHilary is the only one with Russian FAKE accounts! She should be Mueller's focus! \\#TaintedFBI SAD!",
"So the fact that I find her stunning told you all this? Not really sure what point you're trying to prove here, other than a poor attempt to take an unwarranted and uneccesary jab at me...",
"Anyone else seeing mom from Futurama?",
"Lucille? ",
"Looking at her hair, she certainly must drive a Tesla, and gets a charge out of it.",
"What a beautiful, stunning woman.",
"The Musks are really challenging the supervillain stereotype of dark clothes, nuking planets, creating flamethrowers, and making enormous rockets. They look like supervillains but ostensibly use their powers for good!\n\nThey're teaching us that sometimes heroes can look like villains, and villains can look like heroes.",
"Just watch it the first time first. ",
"I get it!",
"Well I guess I'm rewatching every episode of Futurama today...",
"Maw maw",
"She just needs that robe that makes her look like a fluffy old grandma",
"And the other critters aren't going to stop 10k rats. It's lose lose. ",
"She looks like, no matter how tall you are, she could always lean over your shoulder and be a foot taller than you.",
"subed!",
"She's hot.",
"Can someone photoshop a d almatian fur coat on her",
"Now that is one handsome lady.",
"They're both voiced by [Ellen McLain](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ellen_McLain#Filmography).",
"Weekly Planet? ",
"King of the hill and futurism are tied very close for 1st place in my favorite comedy shows",
"and you smell like one too!",
"Or just steal some Dalmatians ",
"TESLA is a wholly owned subsidiary of the MOM Corporation.",
"Does she want to make a fur coat out of 101 Dalmatians?",
"I really don't get that vibe from this photo. She is a gilf tho.",
"She's gonna rise up to take over humanity and the lone hero to take her down will be Elon",
"I’m into it. ",
"I wonder if she hates Dalmatians ",
"Never judge a book by its cover.",
"Plot twist: She is the mastermind and Elon is just her lacky.",
"ft. G-Eazy by Britney Spears",
"Ohhh cmon! She just looks like she needs a large amount of Dalmatian puppies ",
"Cruel Devil\nCruel D’evil\nCruel D’vil\nCru el a De vil\nCruella devil\nCruella de Vil\n",
"[Looks like SpaceDad](http://img09.deviantart.net/be70/i/2011/141/3/2/space_dad_by_fensy-d3guuw5.png)",
"No thats a mom that never took her kid to the park unless he got +A's ",
"Well she only likes the toddler puppies. If they don't have spots yet, they are also safe",
"She really needs to be casted into Disney.",
"...to YOU!",
"She's gorgeous. I'm hoping my hair goes that platinum white silver once the blonde is gone.",
"Good news, everyone!",
"See her vest see her vest made from real human face",
"She is the Alpha",
"Bite my shiny metal ass",
"No you can carry on, I just like to point out the changing meta when I see it. I'm afraid the point will be lost for you anyway.",
"Mars Attacks!",
"Had to check google and she does look good again. Good for her for recognizing she went too far and correcting it. \n\nIt’s so much better to be an attractive older woman, than a plastic ageless weirdo. A lot of people, including myself, find a little age all the more attractive. Robin Wright, for instance, looks better now than she ever has. An attractive 50 year old is so much better than an attractive 20 year old. It’s just so much more impressive and rare, but only when you can’t see the work that was done. \n\nLight plastic surgery can look really great. Doesn’t hide the age, just makes tiny subtle changes to keep from looking deflated. I’m not a fan of plastic surgery because it usually looks so obvious. It’s like CGI, if you can see the work then it’s shitty. ",
"Everyone is saying how she looks like Mom from Futurama, but I think she'd be a better fit for a [Mortal Kombat](http://www.vizzed.com/vizzedboard/retro/user_screenshots/saves25/256558/UMK3--Ultimate%20Mortal%20Kombat%203%20rev%2012_Dec23%2016_30_58.png) game.",
"Looks like a mom who's extremely proud of her son.",
"Glad its not just me and Rodney that knows it!",
"Hey, the world appreciates you having sex. ",
"Real life Ragyo Kiryuin?",
"[She's his SpaceDad](http://img09.deviantart.net/be70/i/2011/141/3/2/space_dad_by_fensy-d3guuw5.png)",
"Pull the lever, Kronk!",
"Who are these people?",
"South African. Not just African",
"She's gorgeous and tbh she would have been the more recognizable one if someone had plopped down pics of both her and Elon. I've seen her in magazine ads for decades. Those cheekbones, good god almighty.",
"Cross between Miranda from Devil Wears Prada and Cruella DeVille. ",
"Just wait til they release Mother Maye 2.0 - then we’re really fucked. ",
"She does look fierce. Beyoncé Lemonade fierce. That or she is about turn 100 cute puppies into a boss coat.",
"Beware of SCORPIO!",
"She looks like the real life inspiration for Cruella de Vil",
"thank you",
"Pull the lever Kronk ! ",
"Really?\n\nMaybe you are the next Elon Musk? \n\nStart posting everyday on reddit about your idea of not eating gold.",
"Elons mums a milf",
"Cruella de Musk! ",
"[She's his SpaceDad](http://img09.deviantart.net/be70/i/2011/141/3/2/space_dad_by_fensy-d3guuw5.png)",
"Elon, pull the leeeever ",
"Never!",
"No, they're spotted.",
"If Elon is a villain, he's the sort we need about now.",
"I really love this vest",
"She looks like the villain off the mortal kombat remake!!!",
"Didn’t know his mom was Cruella de Vil!",
"She's looking hot.",
"\"our control point is being contested!\"",
"Oh wow thisis bestest",
"Another MOM comment is at the top",
"You call that a pressed ham!?",
"She’s beautiful!",
"It's weird: I see the picture and hear \"JAM A BASTARD IN IT!\" and a then a lot of slapping noises. ",
"I'd let her end me...",
"Seems like the type of woman who has a plan on terriozing 101 Dalmatians next Tuesday ",
"She is almost certainly the mother of the villain in a prequel or spinoff series. They always have them as not evil yet, but the parent is diabolical. ",
"She reminded me of Sindel from Mortal Kombat",
"That Chelsea smile",
"Wow. She's stunning.",
"She could play Mom in a live action Futurama movie",
"WHAT?\nElon's Mom is Cruella de Vil ?!?!?!\nSay it aint so!\nHide your Dalmations!\nhttp://www.thedisneymoviereview.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/04/Cruela-De-Vil.jpg",
"Cruella DeVille",
"Still would tbf",
"God damn. She's gorgeous!",
"Nice facelift",
"Save the puppies!!!",
"It's like Mallory Archer and Cruella Deville had a baby",
"u/quayle99 are you a fellow weekly wackadidoo?",
"We need them new AI faceswappers to redo that whole movie with elons face on the villain and Trump as bond... this I believe is why he's against all new things... he's trying to save us you fools!",
"She looks like mom",
"Cruella de Bill",
"Ohh now i got it why Elon is trying to move all the people on earth to some other Planet. I m with u Elon lets go to Mars yea!",
"Not all, but roughly 100 puppies of some sort. ",
"[MomCorp](http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/MomCorp)",
"Oh my. ",
"D'oh!",
"I always thought she said 'crab', which made it all the funnier to me.",
"The older is better",
"Am I the only one who mistook her hair for a dandelion?",
"Cruella de Vil?",
"Milf. ",
"Who holds back the electric car?\nWE DO\n\nWho makes Steve Gutenberg a star?\nWE DO\nWE DO",
"Closest thing IRL to Tony Starks or Bruce Wayne.",
"Ayy ",
"She looks like Cruella de Vil mixed with Admiral Holdo from the new Star Wars",
"Hey wtf bro, this was my one time to shine",
"She reminds me of Cruella de Vil from Disney’s The Hundred and One Dalmatians.",
"Yay more musk trash",
"Of all the people whose mother you could talk shit about, you choose the insanely rich dude Reddit memes is a supervillain? RIP OP ;___;",
"I'd watch that show 😁",
"Darth Kreia",
"Dang she's a hottie- I think i can get over the minor super villain look.",
" reminds me of mom from futurama https://www.google.com/search?q=mom+futurama&client=ms-android-om-lge&prmd=ivn&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjuzOu8h4DZAhWjUd8KHYf5CmAQ_AUIESgB&biw=360&bih=520#imgrc=nETc1vDy5AVVZM:",
"Marshall Mathers ",
"She looks ace ",
"I hate to see my buddy sittin’ there with a frown. ",
"The Musk family.\n1 sister - Tosca Musk\n1 brother - Kimbal Musk\nDad - Errol Musk\nMum - Maye Musk\n\nQuite the names.",
"I would",
"Umm, I think that old broad is stunning!",
"Destroy us all...or steal our puppies. ",
"Looks a bit like an older Taylor Swift eh?",
"Looks like a Mortal kombat before fight screen character",
"Ursula from the little mermaid ",
"Ah, so you’ve discussed me- \nI’m a trust fund, baby, you can trust me!",
"A 'gina from Regina. Simply the best.",
"Deleted scene from Raging Bender.... Mom watching the fight\n*Oh I just can't possibly look... MAKE THAT BITCH YOUR BITCH YOU BASTARD!!!*",
"Some would see elon musk as a savior but his mother looks like the destroyer.",
"So Elon is the eldest and most capable son?",
"So, Elon is a guy who's a cat and a scar away from being a Bond supervillain and his mother is on that level of awesome? Like, where does it end? I mean, sorry, but this guy's life is the wet dream of any guy I know. \n\nOf course, we have to give him that he spends most of his life on hard and stressful and extremely demanding work - but that's like a minor detail.",
"A R C H \nR \nC \nH",
"I want to look like this when I'm older and my alter ego will be the frumpy cat lady I'm actually destined to be. ",
"Apparently 101 Dalmatians was based on a true story...",
"GILF status confirmed.",
"I can't wait to see Elon Musk's mother on a shirt with \"Cretan Wars\" under it.",
"I would",
"Listen, Comnie, typography is nothing to joke about.",
"As long as she has an influence over her son, she probably could. ",
"ANALYZING THIS WOMAN PRODUCES QUANTITIVE DATA THAT SHE IS A BENEFICIAL MOTHER TO THE DEVELOPMENT OF A CERTAINLY HUMAN OFFSPRING. MAY WE COLLECTIVELY PRAISE HER FOR HER INFALLIBLE EXECUTION OF MOTHERHOOD. ",
"Looks like a normal middle aged lady to whom hair, makeup and wardrobe trid very hard to make look like a supervillain who will one day end us all.",
"I’m a simple man. I see a milf I like, I updoot. ",
"She looks like a league of legends champion",
"Holy shit she fine as hell.",
"Someone get started on her back story",
"someone listens to the weekly planet.",
"Maye Musk's battlecry is, \"More money!,\" I read somewhere once. Her drive for wealth, gemstones, and precious metals is legendary. Her children mine asteroids to sate her.",
"holy smokes, she's gorgeous",
"On second thought, forget the Park!",
"Beat me to it, well played 😊",
"Those damn dalmatians!!!!",
"Don't you worry about blank. Let me worry about blank.",
"She is from Saskatchewan!! We all look like that lol",
"Fun fact: the voice actress for Mom on *Futurama* also did Dot on *Animaniacs*",
"#WhoopieGoldberg",
"She looks like a sorceress from FFVIII",
"[hmm](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703)",
"[I tried](https://i.imgur.com/iXrbtje.png)",
"She looks like she likes Dalmatians",
"Just one of those women who will always be beautiful. It's funny to go through the comments and see how people are comparing her to Cruella Deville and the like, since I hear she's actually pretty nice lol.",
"she looks like that one old lady from the emperor's new groove ",
"Ahhhh thank you, that makes sense!",
"But that would make her 106 when she goes back in time",
"She's the one starting the zombie apocalypse ",
"And posted 2h before the one from /u/Rcp_43b ",
"CruElon Deville",
"Wow she’s gorgeous, she looks so strong and confident ",
"\"one hundred and one.... Dalmatians..... Bwahahhahhahahahahahhaha",
"I want to know her skincare routine. ",
"Unfortunately, I'm unfamiliar with the term \"changing meta\". Would you elaborate please? Since you seem to take a perverse sort of pleasure in trying to make people feel dumb. I'll play the part. lol",
"Kinda makes me relate them to Lillian and Lex Luthor",
"dibs. ",
"Musk de Cruellier",
"She's stunning! Werq it!",
"She's all I want and I've waited for so long",
"Hey, I’m not being a duck, I’m genuinely curious because I’ve heard it both ways - was his name spelled Werner or Wernher?",
"As if they'd organize themselves into little squares like that ",
"I find myself terrified and aroused all at once. \n\nI would do unspeakable things for such a woman.",
"Elon Musk's not Musks. Poor grammar already threatens our existence!",
"She looks like that crazy ass woman from 101 Dalmatians",
"and do you know what else? I never liked your Spinach puffs!",
"TIL I'm sexually attracted to 69 year old women",
"Or were you just pointing out that the topic of conversation had shifted, and I took it the wrong way? lol. I'm admittedly a bit confused...",
"Does that mean Elon is one of [these boys?](https://theinfosphere.org/images/1/1c/Larry_Walt_Ignar.jpg)",
"I'd kill for that bone structure",
"\"Just hit any button! They all retaliate!\"",
"https://reddit.com/r/movies/comments/7u0dzk/new_poster_for_horror_winchester_starring_helen/",
"Gerichic",
"Where are those dalmatians??",
"Corella Musk",
"Or potentially steal 101 dalmatians to make a coat..",
"I believe I saw her in superman 2",
"Lol I was thinking, there is no way I’m the only one who commented or thought that. Reddit is an unpredictable place. ",
"I see you listen to the Weekly Planet podcast too, OP",
"Outer World Aliens - Ill say sexy",
"*Vogue*",
"I mean, she did name him Elon",
"THERE ARE NO COINCIDES. I am working very hard to save up all my bitcoins, so that when the ships are ready, I will have the required currency to get off this dying space rock.",
"It's Mom from Futurama.",
"Nope. I'm not a dude but I think she's gorgeous. That's what makes her more villainous. Like poison ivy, beautiful but deadly. ",
"This needs to be in r/bossfight. Lol",
"I'm talking about the state of reddit itself, as a whole. You used to be crucified here for using emoticons unironically and laughing. Now you're being upvoted.",
"Glenn Close is back...",
"This looks like the cover of a st. vincent single.",
"You can if your son is a billionaire. Google Maye Musk, she clearly had a facelift at some point.",
"Explains a lot about Elon really. ",
"She looks like a Nolan reboot of Cruella Deville ",
"She reminds me of the alien fusion lady in the anime Kill La Kill. ",
"Mother Musk",
"It's the \"old Moira\" skin coming to overwatch in the next update. Rendering is looking really realistic these days.",
"> look ma! I built a rocket!\n\n\n\n> *ehhhh*",
"Ragyo?",
"I seriously doubt a movie like this would fly in modern times.. Especially with PETA around.",
"Either I'm getting two vibes.\n\n* Evil Sexy Eldery Computer/Robotic Scientist \n* Higher Vampire.",
"I think everyone of us who has seen Futurama thought the same thing.",
"Someone listens to the weekly planet",
"https://i1.wp.com/www.movienewsguide.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/06/Bride-of-Frankenstein.jpg?fit=690%2C451&ssl=1",
"Millions of dollars will do that..",
"Further support my theory he is not from this planet",
"Elon Musk's* mother\n\nhttps://stepinto2ndgrade.com/possessive-nouns/\n\n",
"She is a wonderful woman, and decided to do modeling at 60+ ages with class. \n\nAlso she has been rich that's why Elon starts at a better spot than others (disclaimer: Elon still workrd hard for what he achieved, don't take it as a criticism)",
"I once saw a big poster of Greek gods and mythical personalities drawn out as a huge family tree. \n\nIt's pretty troubling the number of times Zeus reappears in his own branches. ",
"good job, got all the false, hysterical leftwing talking points in on a totally unrelated post!",
"I would...",
"Alliterated names are common Comicbook trope. Peter Parker, Clark Kent, Wade Wilson, etc..\n\nShe's literally from a Comicbook!",
"To see her is to take a sudden chiiiilllill ♪♫♬",
"**DannyDevito**\n\n^am ^I ^doing ^this ^right?",
"Little Elon and his brother(s) 20 years ago:\nhttps://imgur.com/a/MFa4d",
"This needs to be WAY higher.",
"Ms. Musk sounds like a fucking supervillan name as well ",
"\"Don't think about her like that... Don't think about her like that...\"\n\nDamnit! \\>_<",
"It's Mom from Futurama! Elon Musk is her smartest son. Does he have brothers?",
"https://imgur.com/a/MFa4d",
"She's [Ragyo, in her full glory.](https://media.giphy.com/media/dcikrGq5IYzUA/giphy.gif)",
"Is that Mom???",
"I'm very certain she'll get to see this post. There's enough tech people near her.",
"Barbarama",
"> Mom from futurama\n\n...so does that make Elon Walt?\n\nKimbal can be Igner and Toska can be Larry...",
"You call *that* an anus? ",
"Don't push me 'cause I'm close to the edge\nI'm trying not to lose my head\nIt's like a jungle sometimes\nIt makes me wonder how I keep from goin' under",
"Yeah those are some military grade rats ",
" COVER GIRL commercial Recently airing, she’s been catching my attention in the commercial. \n\nShe says something like *”They say when a woman becomes a certain age she no longer worries what she looks like. I ask, What age is that?*\n\n\nShe’s striking. Her look definitely caught my attention. It’s neat to know who she is. Thanks OP. ",
"[This one looks like it could work](http://az617363.vo.msecnd.net/imgmodels/models/MD10004236/beauty_rewind_28fbb2fd29129745b2b39a223d01ac09d_thumb.jpg)",
"Well I’m flesh color-_-",
"because she is",
"in my mind it wasn't that the rats would be useful, it was that if you don't choose them you have to face them, and 10,000 rats will have zero trouble demolishing any of the other options.",
"Al gore in a few years after he shaves his head",
"She's not evil as she's born in Canada. It's all okay.",
"She looks like: \n\n1) a real well done Sindel, from Mortal Kombat\n2) Doc Brown's sister",
"She looks like MOM from futurama LOL",
"(Unzips pants)",
"Plot twist: it is Elon.",
"Screw that fake musk. The guy is a crook! ",
"Is it [the Bride of Frankenstein](https://imgur.com/a/lfNB9)?",
"JOHN FUCKING ZOIDBERG",
"What, lmao, big bad car maker Elon....",
"Five to seven rats could take down a person? I think not. I have a pet rat named Ruby. Actually, technically, she’s my son’s rat, but that doesn’t matter. Five to seven Rubys would be little more than a fuzzy, licking nuiscence. \n\nFull grown rats of Ruby’s breed weigh about 150-200 grams each. I weigh over 70,000 grams, with consolidated strength, coordination, and deadly intent. I’m pretty sure I could take on 1000 Rubys single-handedly.",
"/r/hmmm ",
"The comment is fine, but the need to follow it up with a thinly veiled dig at actual victims of sexual assault is a bit suspect. ",
"They came from Mars....",
"We are all Courtney Cox on this blessed day. ",
"That's a lot of rats",
"It's Mom from Futurama:\n\nhttps://www.neogaf.com/proxy.php?image=http%3A%2F%2Fstarsmedia.ign.com%2Fstars%2Fimage%2Fobject%2F078%2F078359%2Fmom-futuramaboxart_160w.jpg&hash=2bb5929757b2edf658f729a7da663ad7",
"kinda looks like st vincent in that digital witness \"audio\" video of her just sitting still",
"So is your mom.",
"What would be her super villain name and power(s)?",
"This popped in my head when I saw her, \"Cruella De Vil: Anyway you want; poison them! Drown them! Bash them on the head! Got any chlorophol? I DON'T CARE HOW YOU KILL THE LITTLE BEASTS, JUST DO IT AND DO IT NOW!\"",
"I'd have sex with her.",
"Is her name Magda?",
"Oh snap he’s a Luther",
"They do depending on what you got done, but I think she wanted them out quicker so her face could even out faster. ",
"This is going to be one hell of a climax when he has to fight his mother for the fate of the earth. \n\nNow I see why he makes all the shit he does. Flamethrower? Huge drilling devices? Rockets? Self driving cars? \n\nIt's like a checklist of shit you may need to fight a supervillan. ",
"Is her name A.I.?",
"It's then later revealed in Season 2 that she actually can de-age thanks to some gizmo. Which then inspired her to audition (as a temp job) for some new TV show called \"Friends\"\n",
"he takes after his mother",
"She looks like Mom from futurama ",
"I hope I look as good as her when I’m an old(er) lady.",
"You think these poor engineers are trapped or something? They could easily find jobs elsewhere if they wanted to.",
"THROW THE LEVER CRONK!",
"dude. Kronk was the perfect Idiot in that movie.",
"Pull the lever Elon!",
"She looks like Mom from Futurama",
"100% would be Elon Musk's new dad",
"You're insane",
"Mom Musk?! Sounds like a really crappy perfume designed to smell like baby spit-up, full diaper loads, and someone who hasn't had a chance to shower in days. Eau de Ewwwww, basically.",
"She is what the flame thrower is for.",
"Looks like Elon is going to rebel against his mom together with his estranged sibling to prevent her from enslaving humanity with the original life fiber.",
"Wow, she is fabulous. ",
"Who do you think came up with the flame thrower idea",
"Supervillainy runs in the family, I guess.",
"Not Bond, obviously, but Malcolm Merlyn is basically an evil Elon Musk, right down to John Barrowman being the prime contender to play Musk in a biopic.",
"She'd be perfect if they ever made a live action of Futurama..\n\nhttp://www.strangekidsclub.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/05/mom-futurama.jpg",
"Fry",
"She should've played Vice Admiral Holdo in The Last Jedi. I bet I would have liked it a bit more.",
"Excellent. ",
"Put her in a purple dress and she could be TF2's Administrator. Overtime! OVERTIME! You failed!",
"No Father Needed!",
"Bond is the bad guy. Musk and his Mom just want to live in a volcano and save the world.",
"That's Mom from Futurama. ",
"Ah! You also listen to the weekly planet podcast. ",
"Ursula. ",
"[Proof](https://i.pinimg.com/236x/5a/7a/5a/5a7a5a697b8f1e4de847a7c619929ac0--tress-macneille-los-simpsons.jpg)",
"Moira",
"Never say Never.",
"Looks like a young [Mom](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/en.futurama/images/d/d9/Mom.png/revision/latest?cb=20170123190703).",
"Is that Flemmeth?",
"I think she looks great. ",
"Stephen hawking of course ",
"She’s a pretty older woman for sure.",
"These look great! ",
"Id smash mama musk",
"She is glorious.",
"With great power comes great responsibility.",
"Again.",
"Why, because her hair is gray but she still looks strong and elegant? She looks beautiful, intelligent, and powerful. If seeing these qualities in an older woman immediately makes you think super-villain, you might have some mommy issues you need to talk about. ",
"hmm. so that's what it feels like to be turned on by a billionaires mom.",
"Looks like a live action version of \"mom\" from futurama",
"Yeah, but it will be in the most future-esque way possible!!",
"That’s really neat. ",
"She is one really good looking lady.",
"Choosing the rats is not so much a matter of what they can kill. It's a matter of just choosing to not have to defend against them. In terms of sheer numbers if you had everything else vs the rats, it's you and 95 animals vs 10,000 rats. \n",
"Mom...she has friendly robots. ",
"bite my shiney metal ass",
"Downvoted to keep at 69 points",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"You aren't. She's super hot.\n",
"Came here to say that, have an upvote.",
"So, as I was browsing reddit's main headlines out of boredom, I saw the title of this post and the picture. I don't think I've ever laughed so hard out loud looking down at my phone. This is one of the most hilarious things I've ever seen. My stomach hurts from laughing so much.",
"Thanks for that.",
"She better hurry up",
"Ah I see. This is important to you? The fact that someone on the other side of the planet used an emoticon? Surely you have more important things to worry about/comment on/complain about?",
"Oh wow I fucked that up. Lol this one is way better ",
"That's a really well organised battalion of rats. This discipline!",
"[Shut up and take my upvote](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/gdAqzdU)",
"and Peter Parker.....\n\nHulk. Bruce Banner.\n\nMr. Fantastic. Reed Richards.\n\nInvisible Woman. Sue Storm.\n\nDoctor Strange. Stephen Strange.\n \nDoctor Octopus. Otto Octavius.\n \nSilver Surfer.\n \nJ. Jonah Jameson. J. Jonah Jameson Jr.\n \nMatt Murdock.\n \nPepper Potts.\n \nCurt Connors.\n \nFin Fang Foom.",
"From one tard to another...might wanna consider shutting the fuck up once in a while.",
"Traitorous business men.. check. Only care about making themselves richer... check. Actively fueling hate and destruction of the planet.. check. Hysterical left wing talking points, maybe, but not false. Every one of those points can be backed up without much difficulty.",
"Marilyn Manson ",
"would",
"Gru's mother",
"[Mom?](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/es.futurama/images/7/7c/Mama4.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20130824004852)",
"Zeus smash",
"She has 2 super successful sons!",
"She looks just like Mom from Futurama",
"She looks like she's about to capture all 8 original Disney princesses only to have her plans foiled by the newer princesses. \n\n",
"Been listening to The Weekly Planet have we?",
"PULL THE LEVER KRONK!\n",
"Wow, sounds like an ancient epic Greek story. ",
"Me too!",
"And he's selling flamethrowers now.",
">5 to 7 rats could take down a person...\n\nAs someone who handles a lot of rats, that's hilariously wrong",
"Jurassic Bark was sad.\n\n\nDo I get upvotes now?",
"#LIFEGOALS",
"So the apocolyptic future she's from didn't have Friends? Otherwise she would have known it wasn't a temp job.\n\nBut I guess not having that show reinforces how dystopian the future would have been.",
"*Mom",
"Well, her son has a plan to nuke Mars and he just created a mass market flamethrower that is selling by the thousands. So \"supervillian\" isn't a totally unthinkable occupation. ",
"I too listened to the Weekly Planet",
"\"I saw the post on the front page about it and now I'm informed unlike you all, no one else reads the front page\"",
"Well he did try to buy an ICBM from Russia three different times and has made several \"jokes\" about wanting to blow up nuclear weapons on Mars. So he does have all the makings of a super villain",
"Those aren't really hysterical talking points. Those are legit talking points. Hysterical talking points would be fat acceptance and manspreading and dumb shit like that.",
"Think she already is.",
"You mean the dalmartian dogs?",
">Surely you have more important things to worry about/comment on/complain about?\n\nWell I'm on reddit so, no.",
"She looks like a woman who owns 101 Dalmatians.",
"RemindMe! 20 years \"Does Courtney Cox look like this now?\"",
"Where did all the prairie dogs go?",
"That's one sexy grandma.",
"Shut up baby I know it!",
"First thought I had too. She is the founder of MomCorp.",
"Touche. That was pretty funny. :-D",
"Why is that?",
"Her hair looks like she’s been playing with his batteries too much",
"It that universe, there's only one TV show: The Big Bang Theory ",
"She looks exactly like the type of person to name their child Elon",
"TIL Elon Musk's mom is from my hometown.",
"what a musky woman",
"Or a really old mrs. frizzle.",
"\"Anita, darling!\"",
"Came here to say this",
"Maybe Elon is actually taking over the world and when he has done it, his mom would be the leader.",
"Cruella de Vil is his mom??",
"Omg she’s freaking beautiful!!! Can’t WAIT until I start going grey. Rock that shit, girl!",
"And remember; Mom's oil is made with 10% more love than the next leading brand!",
"I've only watched a handful of Futurama episodes and this woman instantly reminded me of Mom.",
"Don't worry, in the version of the book I have, Cruella wants to sell the puppies to the circus. \n\nI was so confused when I was reading it to my kid. I don't remember it from when I was little reason it myself.",
"All she’s missing is a coat made of puppies",
"Found the triggered 35%er.\n\nMueller sends his regards. Oh, and enjoy the midterms. :)",
"looks like my german teacher",
"Now she just needs another 2 retarded sons to complete the trio.",
"*Oh... Dear, what can the matter be...* \n\n*When it's... converted to energy...* ",
"Sounds more like an after shave...",
"I think Elon is actually the supervillain that will end us all",
"Found the triggered 35%er.\nMueller sends his regards. Oh, and enjoy the midterms. :)",
"He's from the future, so he doesn't count.",
"Why the hell are you still complaining about Hillary and the election? Jesus Christ, you guys won and you're mucking it up, stay in the here and now, please.",
"traitorous. How? \nonly care about himself? Then why is he not taking a salary, he was already set for life.\nactively fueling hate and destruction on the planet? Are you serious? How? \n\nThis is hysterical bullshit. I am assuming you are talking about Trump even though not one of the things you said is actually true.\nThe only ones I see who are full of hate are ones spreading hatred for the President. it is mind boggling that anti Trump people hate him so much then accuse him an his supporters of being hateful? Why because he's not politically correct? Because he put American over illegals? It makes no fucking sense other than most must have been propagandized by the non-stop hate for trump from the media and Hollywood. ",
"She looks amazing!",
"Hmmm. GILF.",
"I'm convinced Elon Musk is also a super villain",
"Bezos ",
"Has Patrick Warburton done any voice over work that hasn't been totally awesome?",
"[Here's](https://cdn-03.independent.ie/incoming/article35858408.ece/80a85/BINARY/cox.jpg) the before and after. The left picture is her in 2015 and the right is in 2017 (after having it all dissolved).",
"Sorry dawg, we only listen to \"Russian\" \"Intelligence\" \"agencies\" around here, and what they tell us to \"think\" about \"subjects\".",
"They are super villains.",
"She looks like the next Incredibles antagonist hahahaha",
"The final boss before he can leave earth.",
"And that's the sick part. What happened to the Democracy?",
"Annie Lenox with David Stewart's hair :)\n\n\nhttps://i.scdn.co/image/de1b45c31640f4f2478cab085edda1c2d481f5f7",
"/r/roastme is leaking",
"\nIt's Wernher. Fixed. Thanks.",
"The puppet master.",
"This explains a lot.",
"My stylist needs some cooler hairdo reference...",
"I have the brain of a parrot.\n\nEDIT: Obligatory AAWWWWKK.",
"As a woman, I think you're reaching here. You're choosing to see the comment as negative. ",
"I'd hench for her.",
"You handle a lot of rats who are trying to kill you? You're tough.. ",
"With a flame thrower. ",
"He's Victor Garber's partner! He is gorgeous.",
"Bro she’ll start the zombie apocalypse \n\nElon foresaw this and plans to end it with his flamethrowers\n\nIt all makes sense now",
"WOW!",
"I'd assumed Linda Hunt for some reason.",
"She reminds me of Mom from Futurama.",
"GILF.",
"My name is SS and it has complementary syllables: 2 then 3. Like Steven Stalkerton. But not. It's called aliteration...maybe. I've looked it up before. It gives you a sense of power. I say my name quite easily and with confidence in daily life. Maye Musk would be a gem of a name. 1 and 1. Straight, to the point, no nonesense, total world domination. The Glittering Gauntlet is just icing on the cake. Her true power is her intellect; which, I read, is powered from emeralds, gold, sapphires, silver, and fiat currency.",
"Ruby isn't a wild animal trying to kill you. ",
"Um, I’ve been turned into a cow. May I be excused?",
"Right? Though, Elon is a far better son than Walt, Larry, and Igner.Wait, does Elon have a couple brothers?!",
"Super villain doesn't mean any of those things aren't true. ",
"Real life cruella deville",
"She's pretty.",
"Probably",
"Looks more like a Mortal Kombat character to me. She has the exact \"versus pose\" these characters have.",
"Well that explains the flamethrowers. ",
"So she never was in Friends, thus quit acting early. Got a job as a secretary or something at a research facility which awoke her passion for science.\n\nShe decides to PIVOT when she goes back to college to facilitate this love. She creates the de-aging gizmo but can't market it because it's cost prohibitive and has to be tailor made to the individual who is to use it.\n\nThe reveal in season 2 happens because it breaks thus causing her to age normally.",
"What about Bugs Bunny? The first real stinker.",
"She’s fuckin’ hot. 10/10 would smash.",
"What's the reference? ",
"That is a BEAUTIFUL older woman. Love it.",
"I prefer \"Money Me\" please",
"She can reprogram your brain with that bracelet ",
"from 09' to 2012 she did nothing but piss and moan about her lame son giving her nothing but worthless tesla stock for christmas.....",
"Like Melisandrei’s?",
"Mom Corp Inc",
"Speak for yourself",
"Pull the lever Elon",
"I'm just countering flat out lies. Sorry you have no interest in the truth. My guess is you're just ideological. The man could cure cancer and you'd still hate him.",
"Am I the only one who thinks she’s beautiful?",
"excellent ones.",
"I would tap that",
"Am I the only one seeing the spooky St. Vincent resemblance?",
"Not unless you're talking about comic sans.\n\n \n Hilarious!",
"Came here to say this. It's obvious.",
">Is that my voice? Is that... *MY* voice??",
"Anyone else hear the theme song?",
"I've been saying musk is a bond villain for a while now. ",
"I think she looks absolutely beautiful!",
"went to go watch a mom episode but Netflix removed the rest of futurama without notice 😧",
"I can completely immobilize a rat in a few seconds so they are prepared for physical examination, if I handle them very precariously so they do not get hurt. If I do not do this I accidentally fatally injure them. So yeah, if you do not actively try to keep a rat alive a human will just straight up instantly murder them",
"👍",
"At least we know who’s behind the flamethrowers now.",
"Not particularly attracted to her, but 10/10 would bang - out of pure curiosity of what the experience would be like. ",
"Best thing I’ve read all day",
"\"Look mom! I built rocket to Mars!\"\n\n\"Eh\"",
"It was an ask Reddit question I want to say from a week ago. Op asked something along the lines of there is, 4 bears 5 Hawks 1 Hunter some other animals and 10 thousand rats. You have to pick 2 kinds of animals to defend you and the rest are trying to kill you. Top answer was 10k rats and the hunter. Iirc the reason being trying to defend against 10k rats is dumb and defending against a gun with other animals is dumb so pick the two biggest threats and or them on your side.",
"you don't think \"actively fueling hate and destruction of the planet.\" isn't over the top? It's emotional bullshit. The man isn't a bigot and neither are his supporters. Everyone magically becomes a bigot if they run against democrats. Has no one else caught on to that yet?",
"She reminds me of a disney villain, but really classy and cool. Like if i had to choose between the hero and the villain, might go with her. ",
"Bullshit, this is Malory Archer.",
"I wonder if he's a Robinson",
"That's what she says in private to lovers in a slow, smoky, cigarette-laden raspy lullaby voice when she's about to go black widow on a rich husband du jour.",
"Is that why I’m attracted to her? ",
"Doesn't she run Mom's Friendly Robot Company??",
"She also voices Agnes Skinner",
"And you’re just a comment in a reddit post. ",
"MUSKELLA DEVILLE",
"The cart has almost reached its final terminus. Ahhh haaa haaa haaaaa.",
"\"Give me the steampunk bracelet!\"",
"Not surprising. I've always thought Elon Musk kind of looks like a movie villain. ",
"If I ever see him again I swear I’ll cram a squirrel in him.",
"This is what Helen Mirren would look like as a Marvel Netflix villain.",
"I cmd+F'd for this comment!\n",
"*eyebrow-twitch intensifies*",
"Cruella deMusk",
"Elon, can't you see, you're just not the droid for me...",
"Elon Musk was already a quintessential Bond villain, and I am genuinely excited to know that he comes from a long line of world domineers",
"I got $100 on it",
"Nah...shes Nicea de Good.",
"Bee Movie is his magnum opus. \n\nHOW DO YOU LIKE THE SMELL OF FLAMES!!!",
"This is like when the plot of a movie revolves around our protagonist (Elon Musk) who has to save the world from their evil parent/s.",
"Isn’t she a playable character of Mortal Kombat? She’s posing like one of them.",
"indeed.",
"Now you know why he wants to go to mars",
"Sindel from mortal kombat",
"I have to disagree. Somebody has to keep the monkeys in line. *chortle*",
"She the villain that comes in the second movie after the heroes have defeated Elon to show him how it’s done ",
"Pull ze lever!",
"Sure, if she hadn’t had so much plastic surgery done.",
"Reminds me of Moira from Overwatch.",
"This is what I want to look like when I'm old.",
"she got electrocuted LMAO",
"Just like her son.",
"That is such a ridiculous look for a woman. Jesus.",
"Definitely. Their comics are formatted in cool ways too, so you go panel by panel.",
"Mom? Of Mom's friendly robots. Is that you?",
"Stunning! ",
"I swear they are aliens.",
"She looks the old lady from 101 dalmatians",
"She is literally a model.",
"r/Bossfight",
"What disguise ? ",
"Don't you just hate it when now you gotta watch Futurama? I was 3 episodes from ending Westworld! \n\nAh well, it'll be there tomorrow. ",
"*Pull the lever, Kronk!*",
"Gilf",
"Could you imagine calling her up \"mom! i landed another 14 story first stage booster back on a barge in the middle of the ocean!\"\n\n\"So what? Call me when you've landed on Mars\"",
"Great. Now I have a thing for Elon Musk's mom...",
"The Musks are aliens. \n\nThis confirms it. ",
"So that's how *Mom's Robot Company* got its start.",
"Why do so many famous people refuse to age gracefully? Good on her for realizing her mistake. ",
"I see that you listen to The Weekly Planet podcast. \nNot very cool of you to just steal another comedian's bit like that, ya dickhead!",
"What do you think the flamethrowers are for ",
"Bangable ",
"I think she’s a Martian and Elon Musk wants to get to mars to learn more about his people. Conspiracy man!",
"I see Mom from futurama ",
"Right. The CIA told us that this lady looks like Cruella DeVille. We didn’t just look at the picture and instantly remember a character from a movie that we’ve all seen at least a dozen times throughout our lives.\nYou’re an idiot. Go use the barbildo.",
"CRAP SPACKLE!",
"Definitely Mom from Futurama...\n\nhttps://goo.gl/images/aUjoFn",
"Does anyone else immediately think of [Mom](https://youtu.be/d4SmJB4l9Bs) from [Futurama ](http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller) ? ",
"TIL Elon Musk came from money. The world is right again.",
"Boys, when will you learn about fresh paint jobs?",
"And the Combine Overwatch voiceover in Half-Life 2.",
"She would be perfect as Cruella Ce Vii in the 101 Dalmatians movie",
"Goddamn this website is fucking obsessed with Elon musk, it’s obnoxious ",
"Incredibles 2 villain CONFIRMED",
"We need to set up a cage match.",
"she looks like the mother of st. vincent circa her self-titled album: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/b/bc/St_Vincent_artwork.jpg",
"Or like an aged Miss Frizzle",
"[This is her](https://farm3.static.flickr.com/2467/4099097712_0e072bc0b9.jpg) at age 20, a few years before Elon was born.",
"Damn those cheekbones ",
"More like a button ;)",
"If i was making elon musk's type of money sure as hell believe my mom would be treated with the funding of a super villians operation.",
"is Doctor Farnsworth his father?",
"GASP!",
"I remember when everyone was crushing on Anniston and I thought they were all blind not to see the true beauty of the show",
"Um yeah would totally hit that",
"MOM: Musk's Ominous Mom",
"She looks like one of the major faction leaders in Elite Dangerous. Convenient.",
"/r/WritingPrompts Elon Musk's mother is a supervillain who intends to end us all one day, unbeknownst to her son, the billionaire philanthropist, who has no idea she's his greatest enemy.",
"Walt! Hit the retaliate button! ",
"Fun fact: the voice actor for Scruffy is Michael Bolton from *Office Space*.\n\nAlso Mom's [voice actress](http://www.imdb.com/name/nm0534134/) is the voice of Daisy Duck and a good portion of the female voice in *The Simpsons*.",
"Looks like a cosplay of Mom from Futurama",
"This is why we need to colonize Mars. ",
"Somebody find her farnsworth",
"youre def corny",
"Elon Musk looks like the good guy who is secretly a bad guy.",
"I bet she drank and smoked during pregnancy. \n\nAnd do we have a photo of the sire?",
"Has anyone looked at her old modeling pics? This is why Elon is a genius, he got teased too much at school for his hot mom and just stayed in the library.",
"Looks kind of like her human form, though",
"You're vastly underrating the fragility of small rodents (and underrating the strength of a human). Please take my advice about handling them carefully whenever you will get the chance to do so so you do not kill an innocent creature because of your uninformed opinion",
"Bernie? That's a stretch. Maybe.",
"She looks like Mom from Futurama.",
"Not enough upvotes for the perfect pun. Here, have one of mine. And a cookie. 🍪",
"Well technically speaking, she created Elon. And if he will be mankind's downfall, she will be the instigator. So it's not that farfetched...",
"Side note: she’s kind of a silver fox! Would happily take out for drinks just to hear her stories",
"[This is her](https://imgur.com/gallery/CVCnb) much younger",
"I'd hit that",
"She looks like someone whose appearance would not be the least bit hampered by an electively bionic arm.",
"I googled her after this and didn't realize she's a model. Also doesn't look like she's had much work done as she has natural looking wrinkles and it really adds to the beauty imo. More like a handsome beauty though but still makes me wonder why so many women want to plump their faces up to unnatural degrees when it's not really fooling anyone to make them look young. Also I'm approaching 40 myself and this gives me hope that I can age gracefully (though I don't have close to her genes) but at least never give up taking care of myself and putting my best self forward.",
"I wouldn't worry about it, cause if Dr. House will help her again, those dogs are safe ",
"I'm seeing part Mom from [Futurama](http://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/cast_futurama_mom_0.jpg)",
"Notice her son is talking about a zombie apocalypse and trying to capitalize on it, coincidence? I think not",
"Call me weird, but she's kind of attractive in a 'silver fox,' eat-your-soul kinda way.",
"Can someone shop her into a vs screen of Mortal Kombat 9 vs sindel please. ",
"I'm with you. Surprisingly beautiful and obviously takes care of herself.",
"Pretty sure that's Sindel from Mortal Kombat",
"My sister modelled with her... and yes she should cosplay the wicked witch of the West or something ",
"That's ok, between the SpaceX spacesuit and the boring company flamethrower, Elon is half way done with his super suit.",
"Ngl she could get it",
"damn looks amazing. Also I want to live that life. ",
"This is a very beautiful woman. And on top of that, it looks natural. Maybe a facelift or some subtle surgeries, but at least no god damn clown lips.",
"[Yes!](http://www.syfy.com/sites/syfy/files/cast_futurama_mom_0.jpg)",
"Yep. def pretty",
"Don't leave any dalmations around her anyway",
"Lol she looks like Mom from Futurama. ",
"And Crazy Cat Lady, the old hooker, queen slurm",
"> Elon's mom\n\nCame here to post this comment. Already commented. Kudos to you /u/CableTrash.",
"Ha ha. Yup! Evidently my humor is for me alone",
"So she's the one secretly plotting the zombie apocalypse and Elon is prepping us for it... ",
"In other words she looks like Ezma from Emperors New Groove. ",
"I somehow picture four elbino gorillas with cybernetic headgear clinging to the top of a tower yelling at full volume....\n\n***\"LOVE.....***\n\n***MOM !***\n\n***LOVE.....*** \n\n***MOM !\"***\n\n(she is kinda hot tho)",
"Kudos to her.",
"[Wrong Lever](https://youtu.be/HfIxMNm7roU)",
"Scary beyond all reason?",
"I mean by producing an offspring that’s smart enough to wipe out humanity but doesn’t?",
"She looks like she would kick you in the face for being an apostrophe retard.",
"I see more Julianne Moore",
"Was waiting for that. Thank you ",
"My mom bad.. badder than urs...",
"I don't know, seems to be smiles everywhere I see.\n\nHe just has no time for incompetent people....",
"Once I put Lunchlady Dorris, Agnes Skinner, and Mom together in my head, it blew my mind. Her IMDB is so long, Tress Macneille is awesome.",
"Futurama confirmed",
"Reminds me of Mom from Futurama ha",
"This is getting out of hand. Now there are two of them! ",
"She's like a mix of 100 dalmations and Superman 2 villain.",
"Plot twist [Cruella De Vil](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/ZvXILj5fGl4/maxresdefault.jpg)",
"She sexy ",
"Good ol' mama musky",
"Honestly I’d love to look like this when I get older. Her makeup, outfit & hair are all on point. ",
"Never had a bucket list, but I'm starting one now: I want to meet that woman and become bff's with her. She looks like a legend.",
"Doctress Musk",
"At 69, she is still modeling.",
"She's hot",
"Has she cornered the anchovy market yet?",
"...oh...I think I'd want to go to Mars too.",
"Would definitely smash ",
"I could only wish that I would age that well. She's absolutely stunning!",
"She's beautiful",
"You mean \"The World's Safest Flamethrower\" is too Boring??",
"“No capes”",
"do you have a link? for the lazy 😌",
"When you can buy your mother anything in the world for Mother’s Day But all she ever wants is Beautox.",
"Past nastification ftw.",
"I wonder if she has any dalmatian fur coats.",
"But she’s Canadian!",
"... but at least they can be super vanillas.",
"Fuck, man, I almost inhaled part of my lunch. ",
"I’d!",
"BAH MEI A PAUNT",
"Who are you taking about? Traitorous business *men*. He wasn't singing anyone out specifically. You're taking shit too personally. Like...*gasp*... a snowflake. Could be talking about Koch brothers or any other number of traitorous business men.",
"Oh, it's all obvious now, he's Cruella Deville's son.",
"*Musk's ",
"What does she look like day to day? Does she really wear her hair like this?",
"> An attractive 50 year old is so much better than an attractive 20 year old.\n\nMaybe it’s the likely age difference between you and I, but man I disagree really hard.",
"Xd",
"Mother Gothel looks amazing for her age!! #love",
"His taste in women now makes much more sense. ",
"My mama is so fat she radiates in all colors of the spectrum. Booooom",
"I'm out of the loop :|",
"Cadillaca de Ville.",
"So many of the comments calling her ugly, I feel like healthcare needs a bigger expansion into vision coverage.",
"I think I’m going to need a moment to collect myself.... ok, I’m good now.\nSee you guys later. I have some rebudgeting to do. I suddenly feel the need to free up an extra $500.",
"Right? haha. i don't know why our little corner of reddit is so weird about that. ",
"She looks like she should be starting Mom’s friendly robots any day now",
"Why can't a heterosexual guy tell a heterosexual guy that he thinks his booty is fly?",
"Mama to Elon Muskillthisworld !",
"Mama to Elon Muskillthisworld !",
"I'm a big fan of [this remix of The Message](https://youtu.be/sMijURKz22o)",
"That's pretty good plastic surgery.",
"Daaaaamn, GILF",
"Why the fuck does she look so evil?",
"r/bossfight",
"I'm getting a Cruella de Ville and Mom from Mom Corp vibe from her.",
"r/gilf",
"She looks like “Mom” on *Futurama* without the fat suit. Someone get her a cream soda!",
"no need to worry IRON MAN is there to save ",
"Destruction of the planet? Like ignoring what all the scientists say about climate change, funding big oil companies while systematically bashing the EPA because they hinder those same companies trying to rape the land and ignore safety procedures? ",
"Bart's dog's puppies. ",
"Ya everything he has done has been pure gold. but the fact that he was such a lovable idiot in ENG solidified his voice acting for me.",
"Could an idiot make spinach puffs like kronk?",
"Futurama's Mom of Momcorp! WE KNOW HER ORGINS NOW.",
"Kinda, yeah...but I'd shit myself laughing if she had a coat in her closet made from the fur of a hundred and one dalmatian puppies.",
"Hey, if I had sex and Elon Musk happened as a result, I'd totally rock that look too",
"No, I see kindness in her eyes. She's a a superhero from a previous age. But has only grown in power.",
"Needs more puppies!",
"what lens did you use with [this](http://m3.22slides.com/noahstone/menslook11-1652135.jpg) pic",
"Which, lets be honest, is fucking stupid ",
"Madam Musk.",
"Elon's mom 🎶 got it going on...",
"Cutting edge Canadian winter wear. ",
"She's mother to the Lizard King. Yeah, I'd be fucking afraid people. Check out that sweet bionic arm attachment too.",
"JAM A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!",
"Hey who ate all my pasghetti?",
"Fetch me a cream soda!",
"Is this Champion Spotlight? Whats her Ult do?",
"No. Elon is not either though.",
"Is it just me,or does she look like Rapunzel's mother from the movie Tangled.",
"Damn, silver fox...",
"That's Elon's mom?\n\nHmmm...hold my beer. I'm about to go get me a step son.",
"Heres hoping!",
"The facial scar sets it off",
"Elon Musk also looks like a cannibal. ",
"How do you know this isn't from his pr firm? Almost everything on the front page is paid for.",
"and with the way he names his companies \"mom's friendly robots\" wouldn't be out of character ",
"He was in the PS2 game *Tak and the Power of Juju*",
"That was the line. It went from funny movie to wow fuck this bitch.\n\nI fucking love spinach puffs",
"Like Elon Musk won’t?",
"Why is she standing like that ",
"Maybe if her nips were poking out",
"She's got every trait necessary to head up the GOP",
"It's mom of momcorp!",
"She looks like Mom from Futurama",
"EMP blast I'm guessing",
"Jesus Christ she's great genetic material. I'm super gay but I think I'd probably have a crush on her. And she's Canadian!? Mylanta!",
"She looks like someone who had a kid that named Tesla to his company.",
"She looks fully capable of picking out each individual person to get rid off to prevent world over-population, and take us down to 40 million people from 7 billion. ",
"You're going to have your hands full capturing and keeping enough dogs for her big project.",
"Oh no! She's hot! We're doomed!\n",
"Honestly, I’m fine with her ending me",
"ole st vincent",
"r/bossfights",
"Well it all makes sense now",
"Ahhh, the Muskette.",
"Evil evil evil horrible family of scam artists.\n\nKimbal Musk is currently raising 5 MILLION dollars to build community gardens at schools in detroit THAT ALREADY HAVE GARDENS.\n\nJust like his brother, he will just pocket the money, buy an expensive car, then declare he is saving the planet!\n\n",
"Elon Musk's mother makes me want to become his stepfather. ",
"This is basically Mom from Futurama.",
"Looks easy enough they are smaller than ants. ",
"Not anymore...",
"Bride of Frankenstein.",
"Your autism is showing ",
"She's pretty hot if you ask me",
"Greek mythology 101:\n\nEveryone: Zeus don't fuck that\n\nZeus: Fuck I'mma fuck that.\n\nEveryone: Gods fucking dammit.",
"101 dalmatians comes to mind....",
"The new Boring Company dalmatian scarf",
"She sounds hot. ",
"I'd bang her",
"In all her life she's only shed three Muskette tears.",
"Look like Sindel from mortal Kombat ",
"PULL THE LEVER",
"Dalmations",
"I find myself strangely...aroused...",
"Can someone photoshop her with the flamethrower?",
"I'm getting half Curella de Ville and half Mom.",
"I wonder if they knew something we didn't",
"Or just M. I could see her as M.",
"Cruella De Vile, Cruella De Ville! If she doesn't scare you, nobody will!",
"Mom from Futurama ",
"Gorgeous!",
"Is she a Mortal Kombat character or sum? ",
"Keep your Dalmatians away from that one",
"That’s not Elon’s mother. \n\nIt’s just the founder of Mom’s Friendly Robot Company!",
"I need money now. Money me. Money me now.",
"Momcorps, lol.",
"a bit, just needs the black hair",
"Or was he the perfect villain playing the idiot while secretly being the mastermind behind it all.\n\nOf course once he realized it was going south he switched sides so that she would take all of the blame.\n\n*taps head* \n\n",
"The robot-grandma from Futurama! Now it all makes sense!",
"Mom’s Friendly Robot Co.",
"Someone needs to Photoshop some black into her hair.\n\n[Yup, this is it](https://images.dailykos.com/images/187919/story_image/Cruella_de_Vil_%28Live_Action%29.jpg?1453955762)",
"Looks like Ursula meets Cruella DeVille",
"Lady boner ",
"[To be totally honest, it's possible.](http://teenagerobot.wikia.com/wiki/Nora_Wakeman) I'm betting he's got prototype brothers and sisters in the basement.",
"Her face lifts have had face lifts.",
"[Mom](http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/_img/chars/mom-futurama-benders-game-8.59.jpg) ",
"Exactly who I was going to say.. evil lady from llama movie. ",
"He ha haha huh",
"It doesn't have the right meter to it. It doesn't roll right.\n\nI like *Maydaye Musk* although there already was a badass May Day.\n\nPerhaps *Maye St. Musk*.",
"Not only that, they're all witches in league with Satan, and run a child sex ring from a pizza parlor on Mars. WAKE UP, SHEEPLE!",
"This guy Friends.",
"\"Musk's\" would be \"Musk is\" OP was correct ",
"ITS MOM FROM MOM CORP!!!",
"No seriously they are scam artists.\n\nWhen you pretend you are making gardens for children but you are just keeping the money, that's pretty fucking evil.\n\nAnd that makes you terrible for belittling that. ",
"As an Alaskan who has seen a bear charging in person, I think the rats would have to be all glued together in one solid block to stop a charging bear. Bears are fucking big, heavy, powerful, and fast, and they have a shitload of padding.",
"Quite the looker. ",
"As someone who has been around bears his entire life, the other part of it is also hilariously wrong.",
"[I can't be the only one thinking this.(http://teenagerobot.wikia.com/wiki/Nora_Wakeman) Ten bucks says she has Elon's prototype brothers hidden away somewhere.",
"[Him.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SiXNUaSjXRY)",
"Paging /u/elonmusk",
"Mother or Mom from futurama.",
"I came to the comments hoping SOMEONE would make this reference",
"Not to mention livestock catalogues.\n\n",
"Elon Mum",
"#lifegoals",
"I see your Bee Movie and I raise you a Brock Samson.",
"Mom from Momcorp?",
"Ohhhhhh the poison....",
"Elon Musk himself looks like a COD villain trying to get A.I. to run the world",
"Or a pro Femme Dom that would privately have any world leader on his knees begging to collect her dry cleaning for her her.",
"don't engage him.\n\nhis whole life revolves around his sugar mommy \"scientist\" wife that will found his crusade against Musk \"as soon as she makes 7 figures\".\n\n(i'm not joking, look at his posting history, this guy has some serious issues.)",
"Ya like jazz?",
"I hope in my old age I look that cool.",
"What a sneaky dog OP is to come to reddit and steal the lads joke. Such bad taste. ",
"That's the face that says, \"My parenting style worked assholes!\"",
"Elon musk is definitely some kind of villain or something. No one can be as good as he is without having some bad side. ",
"Bride of Frankenstein in space!!!",
"What do you mean, \" looks like \"? obviously, she's gonna end us all",
"Wow what an ungodly false amount of upvotes. Why is Elon Musk advertising his mother on reddit?",
"What was that Disney cartoon with a villain like this? Was it sleeping beauty?",
"It's the eyes",
"Verily! And that past nastification is what shields him from the brains!",
"Came here to post this. Good show.",
"But she gave birth to humanity's savior.",
"Mom from Futurama. \n\nAaaand I’m late. What else is new. ",
"He's pretty much the only reason I enjoyed A Series of Unfortunate Events on Netflix",
"I think the engineers working for him are the real geniuses.",
"it was her plan all along!",
"This is Elon Musk's mother?\n\nNo wonder he's building rocket engines and space craft to leave the planet. \n\nIt all makes sense now !\n\n:)",
"Did he do the guy in Kim Possible?",
"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/tvshowbiz/article-3206106/Courteney-Cox-51-unrecognizable-puffy-face-LA-event-making-appear-work-done.html\n\nFound this. Shows her extensive treatments to stay young ",
"Dude. It's mother from futurama",
"R/bossfights",
"Yeah. Although, I was almost disappointed when I watched her interview and found she was very cheerful because it takes away from the supervillain vibe. She *is* gorgeous though.",
"yikes",
"u/shittymorph posts. He always adds a line about in 1998 the undertaker threw Mankind off hell in a cell and plummeted 16 feet through an announcers table. It always starts out a relevant post to the topic and ends with that. Cracks me up. Him and the fake facts poster make my day every time I see them. And Sprog. ",
"\"Why does she even have that lever?!?\"",
"Mom from Futurama",
"He just needs a cyborg henchman, and several scantily-clad and heavily-armed female bodyguards!",
"When i grow up i want to be Elon Musk's mother",
"Damn, that's a GILF!",
"Hey Elon, do you mind if I date her?",
"Looks more like the lead singer from St. Vincent.",
"Came here to say that the unnecessary '*utterly*' is utterly pretentious.",
"not sure what is going on here but i'm down with it.",
"Not sure about Kim Possible, but Brock is from Venture Bros. I can’t recommend that show enough.",
"I mean, he was awesome, but let's not downplay NPH's chops too much either.",
"This was the top comment I expected. ",
"She would make a great [Flemeth (Dragon Age)](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/9a/da/fb/9adafbbdf57fcef993c156bc818e0346.jpg) cosplayer.",
"I wonder what she thinks of his success",
"No, that’s Mom from “Mom’s Friendly Robot Co.” and other subsidiaries \n\n\n[See!](http://theinfosphere.org/Mom)",
"Responded to the comment above yours!",
"The Alpha and The Omega.",
"Yup, Hide Your Dalmatians!! ",
"At least now we know the face that will end the human race by flipping the on button on Skynet.",
"She doesn’t wear a cape! 👌🏼",
"She looks like she owned 101 dalmation puppies and is looking forward to a new spotted fur coat. ",
"Oi yes. I'm a South African living in Canada. The amount of times people have told me I don't have an African accent... Or asked me if I speak African... Or asked me if I miss Africa...\n\nMaybe the frame of reference is different in a continent mostly made up of two big countries that are culturally pretty similar, but when it comes to Africa, there are LOTS of countries, LOTS of cultures, LOTS of languages (and thus English accents)... Etc. \n\nVent over.",
"I'm just seeing mother from futurama. Was that her name?\n",
"[Elon Musk mother talking to Elon](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/villains/images/0/08/Futurama_Bender%27s_Game_2008.MP4_snapshot_00.33.15_-2013.10.26_17.23.00-.png)",
"Looks like an old Pretoria Poppie",
"She looks just like Mom from Futurama!!! Makes sense to me!",
"You can also pre-order overpriced (Musk's words not mine) fire extinguishers",
"You are not alone.. She is pretty, but also magnificent and intelligent.. \n.. this is far more attractive than most of the vapid 20 somethings who think they have everything a man would want just because they are young.\n60+ and still healthy, working AND bangable.. sign me up, she is probably a lot of fun.",
"No she looks like the baddest bitch. Ever. ",
"I think she's a Bene Gesserit",
"Maybe it’s Maso on all those pain killers",
"r/confusedboners",
"She looks like old Courtney Cox",
"She reminds me of mother from Futurama ",
"You're right it justifies paying them poorly",
"Came here to say that your need to complain about another writer's makes you a git.",
"Yeah, I know that one, but is the \"having a cheating whore wife\" from something? Since other comments are calling it meta",
"When they hit me with the thunder and lightning and trifling enlightening and frightening. Some might think that it’s even exciting.",
"It is even has a weird otherworldly lean going on.",
"Nobody wants to destroy the planet. And not all scientists agree. It's pretty sad that the planet itself has become a partisan issue. Not everything is so simple and black and white. But it's easy to point at those whom you disagree and say \"hey they want to destroy the planet\". That's preposterous.",
"The scene where he crushed a dudes hand with his sphincter was legendary.",
"Mom from futurama!",
"Looks more like her sister from the second movie",
"I hear what you're saying but I think it's safe to assume who they were referring to, I also said I was making that assumption and nobody seemed to disagree. I'm not taking it personally I am just so sick of the trump hate, I can't read anything on any subject without hearing this partisan crap. I came here to see a pic of Musk's mother, someone else takes a political shot, I challenge it and I'm the one who gets shat on. Geez. \n\nOk, I'm done, shouldn't have dared speak against the collective hive mind.",
"I made a diagram to give some perspective on it: \nhttps://i.imgur.com/nwfM84v.png \n\nI think the issue is that nothing could prevent the rats from swamping you and chewing your face off. ",
"So I got to go to a Tesla event and struck up a conversation with this nice woman, and she was all, “I’m really proud of my son” - and I’m thinking, ‘that’s nice, someone who works at Tesla invited their mom.’ Turns out it was Maye Musk!",
"She looks like Mom",
"Nine months of production hell!",
"Yes!!! I still love the massacre scene through the eyes of the henchman destined to become Venturestein.",
"At the very least she will steal all of our dalmations.",
"She was born in Regina SK, it’s the only claim to fame we have besides the birth place of Deadpool",
"I imagine her voice sounds like Mallory Archer.",
"Bender: kill all the humans!",
"Did they make her look like mom due the photoshoot?",
"Thank you I was about to say no one is saying she looks like Cruella Deville",
"She aged so well. I hope I age like that. ",
"Fritz Langs “Metropolis”\n\nOr rather: The bride of frankenstein",
"Woosh.",
"she reminds me of the old lady in the grad budapest hotel",
"So Elon's mom named him after the fictional leader of Mars?",
"Ah yes, typical reddit response. \"They have a right to not work their, don't you know? If they want better work conditions they should find a better job!\"\n\nI highly doubt you would say this about a low wage job that wasn't associated with Elon Musk, but since Musk's name is associated were going to argue to protect the clean image of Elon Musk.",
"I really need to finish that series. Last episode I saw was when Hank's dog had Hitler's reincarnated soul in it.",
" Cruella DeMusk",
"Pull the lever Kronk!\n\n\nWrong leve^e^e^e^e^r^!",
"She kinda hot tho",
"Elon is five sons and a private island away from becoming international rescue. \n\nFor information - [international rescue ](http://thunderbirds.wikia.com/wiki/International_Rescue) \n\nEdit - words are hard. ",
"Wait until they find out dalmatian meet is a great fuel for rockets",
"Shes lowkey channeling Mom from Futurama",
"Ooh she is a dime. ",
"I’m behind too. I never finished season 6. I am so ashamed. ",
"Getting a very distinct \"Bride of Frankenstein\" vibe from her. Cool!",
"This is still the wickedest nonspecific insult ever. I can see why Elon is so driven.",
"Love that movie ",
"Weekly planet exclusive\n",
"Welcome to MomCorp",
"Wait, I thought the brains left for no raisin. No raisin at all. ",
"This is Photoshop material, why is there no Photoshopping going on here???",
"Yup that’s the start of momcorp...",
"she can get it",
"Looks like the bride of Frankenstein. ",
"Her son elon is trying to arm us for the coming revolution. ",
"I’m picking up just a touch of Morticia and a small sprinkling of Rick Sanchez",
"Good. Then maybe you should talk to the person who originally said that, since I was sarcastically responding. But yes I disagree with people who think bribing safety officials to bypass mandated safety regulations that caused the last giant oil spill is good business practice, or all just fake news. ",
"She can finish me whenever she wants ",
"He can fund himself with the policies he has enacted.",
"Agreed! I would love to look as good as her at the age of 69.",
"Ms. Frizzle has aged beautifully. ",
"\"Actual victims\" aren't who they're talking about, I think",
"u/kayjay25 posted a comment on the thread with the really tall guy and short dad from yesterday that legitimately had me (and a lot of other redditors) dying laughing. I do not know how to link these things. ",
"“Zombies!”\n\n*But mommmmmmm*",
"Now we know why Elon wants to save the world....He spent his entire childhood watching his mother trying to take it over ",
"Seems like all y’all forgetting his work as Buzz Lightyear in the animated TV series. Wish I could find those somewhere...",
"sooo is she single?",
"She damn does",
"She looks like she fell out of a [Mortal Kombat loading screen.](http://hollywoodredux.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/mortalkombat-2.png)",
"\"Els!!! Haven't you finished that goddamn Model 3 yet??? People are tired of waiting and I'm losing patience!!!\"",
"Don't worry, he's gonna take his family with him to mars as soon as the zombie apocalypse begins. ",
"MOMCORP",
"So she hit the genetic lottery twice. Aging beautifully and is gorgeous and birthed a billionaire. Lucky woman, though she was probably an excellent mother.",
"Tbf if your son becomes a genius billionaire you can't just look like a regular person. ",
"Just add a sneaky little \\#mckenziemoustache on the end",
"YOU ARE NOT FABULOUS ENOUGH TO LIVE!",
"The Canon 24-70 f2.8 type II. ",
"Something tells me she encouraged him to study and work hard, \nInstead of berating him and telling him he'll never be worth anything. \nಠ_ಠ",
"*with a single arm swing*",
"Elon Musk is an alien and this just further proves it. She’s so rad- adopt me please!",
"I also listen to harmontown",
"She looks great for her age!",
"http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller",
"First she steals 100 Dalmatians and then gives birth to a flame thrower seller.... What a vile woman.",
"🎶see my vest, see my vest, made with real gorilla chest! 🎶",
"Except we’d be justified in that because if he did cure cancer (lol) he’d sell the cure for some ridiculous amount of money like $100,000 a dose and call it “smart business.”",
"“After 10,000 Years I’m free! It’s time to conquer Earth!”",
"[Scarlett overkill](https://i.imgur.com/kqhfcjL.jpg)",
"She looks like she is trying to pose for mortal Kombat 3 vs. screen. ",
"Ive got this theory that elon is actually like a real world lex luthor so tgis doesnt actually surpruse me too much",
"Or Griselda XD XD XD XD\n",
"Elon Musk seems totally like that kind of guy who would explain Bond his evil masterplan and then device the most extravagant and outlandish way to kill him off. So, no.",
"Someone shop this with the “Winchester” poster recently posted.",
"Musk is just a puppet",
"Mrs Deville ",
"Moms robots ",
"Sindel wins, flawless victory. FATALITY",
"Power pose",
"AND YOU SMELL LIKE ONE TOO",
"I got you, baby.....\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7tngdj/my_dad_and_i_are_a_great_reminder_that_genetics/dtdu4nh",
"I'm down.",
"End us in fabulousness! She’s beautiful. ",
"Ultimecia?!",
"You changed the outcome by looking at it!",
"[Well holy shit... ](https://i.imgur.com/KI4JY21.png)",
"Keep her away from the dalmations thats for sure.",
"She definitely has a shark tank at home. Maybe even sharks with frickin laser beams attached to their heads. ",
"She’s pretty hot",
"Mom? (Futurama)",
"He even has been doing “park ranger” voices for Smokey the Bear adds on the radio in my area lately. Always appreciate his voice in anything.",
"yes",
"/r/justfuckmyshitup",
"You know, it's getting difficult to upvote all these Futurama quotes. You're making my life hard!",
"Lizard people! ",
"And I agree it’s sad the planet has become a partisan issue and that people will believe a bought and paid for politician over the Vast Majority of scientists. But as long as corporations can buy politicians through lobbyists they will continue to circumvent the law and convince people it’s in our own best interest Also Im pretty sure the scientific community is pretty much in agreement that we are affecting the planet negatively. ",
"kinda hot",
"Ya dickhead.",
"Can confirm, my great-grandad taught my grandad how to kill rats by quickly picking them up by the tail and swinging them hard into the cement floor. ",
"Mom ",
"So Elon is some kind of Lex Luthor esque villain.\n\nWhile his mom also looks like every mother of a villain. This is a good timeline. Are we gonna multiverse?",
"It's ~~impossible~~ too much fun not to engage with such people anymore. Anyway, I feel that at least some token resistance must still be made against the plague of insanity sweeping the nation.",
"I think these days, age is immaterial when it comes to attractiveness. I've asked a woman in her 60s out because she was pretty damn attractive. She knew how to dress, and she had sass.",
"You can always trust Mom's friendly robot company!",
"she looks like momcorp mom ",
"Or try to and get stopped by her sons",
"See my ves....",
"No seriously, they have a pizza parlor on Mars. And you're a horrible, disgusting snake for pretending that's not true.",
"r/bossfight ",
"My exact thought",
"I'd be her minion. ",
"Is it just me or is she posing like a Mortal Kombat character? Someone needs to Photoshop this.",
"I wouldn’t mind being Elon’s daddy",
"Or try to but be stopped by her sons. ",
"She looks like mom from Futurama",
"Would",
"No they don't. Stop being stupid.\n\nYou are never going to mars. You are just gullible.",
"TIL: Elon Musk's mother is a MILF.",
"His arch enemy is his mother!",
"It’s never crossed my mind once before... but now I think about it, this is exactly how I’ve always thought Elon musk’s mother would look like ",
"She looks kind of like Eezma to me.",
"Ursula had gastric bypass surgery.",
"She looks polarizing! ",
"They had to have done this on purpose.",
"She's from Regina, Saskatchewan! Cool!",
"Craig Furgeson had a nice interview with him in his series he did with his wife.\n\nIt's on YT.\n\n",
"I too, am familiar with the Weekly Planet.\n\nYa dickhead.",
"Looks like her hair would go away like a dandelion if you blew on it",
"She looks powerful bit evil. ",
"For when your irresponsible friends order the flamethrower! ",
"Shrink-Ray, 100% She collects ex husbands in glass jars and calls everyone \"you insect\".",
"Reminds me of gru's mother from despicable me. ",
"Mom from futurama\nhttps://youtu.be/d4SmJB4l9Bs",
"No wonder he wants to escape to space :)",
"Ahh.... the old Glen Close Up Close..... well played sir",
"Nah she looking like carol miller from futurama ",
"His work on \"The Tick\" was neigh-on ~~invulnerable~~ perfect.",
"Or dye her hair purple and assist the rebels in escaping by sacrificing herself in the most badass martyr scene I've ever seen. ",
"OMG what are you talking about folks??? Shes gorgeous!",
"Deville ",
"Pull the lever Elon...",
"Still down",
"[MRW I find my fellow Weekly Wackadoos] (https://media0.giphy.com/media/LVonGwnZ782f6/200w.gif)",
"What is she gonna do with all those dogs? They are mostly puppies and would poo and pee and all over.",
"The moment you enter her stage: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GXFSK0ogeg4\n",
"Because the me too movement is just made up of liars? Is that the default on reddit now? ",
"It’s a cross between Cruella and Maleficient. Fierce!",
"I was one of these blind idiots. What a fool. To be fair, JA turns into an absolute knockout later",
"Heard, but it’s also the third anniversary of their reddit membership.",
"Invisible Inc. (if your willing to consider a turn-based stealth game). ",
"It from this womb that the chosen one came from to take us away to Mars...",
"r/bossfight ?",
"Mother from Futurama",
"She could also pass as Digital Witness-era St. Vincent’s mother. Or St. Vincent from the future.",
"If her hair was red she could play moira from overwatch lol",
"The guy takes billions in taxpayer dollars, but he can't afford to send his mom to a decent salon?",
"You're living it",
"Her hair might be what gave him the idea about electricity.",
"10/10 Would bang. ",
"Very classy and elegant",
"I think she looks like. https://imgur.com/PCgyGgR",
"She is stunning!",
"She is Mom, Cruella, and Mallory Archer all in one package and why do I have an erection?",
"I’m also seeing Malory. I’ve scrolled for a long time trying to see if anyone else did.",
"Veddy Nias",
"She looks perfect to play the villain and order all Teslas to activate FSD and drive automatically!",
"This.",
"Looks like Michelle Pfeiffer as Cruela Deville.",
"Reddit has such a strange, masturbatory fascination with this guy. ",
"The Musks were sent here to give humans a tech boost.",
"I'd let her finish me off any day.",
"She looks like the overlord in a toned town hunger games. \n\nShe also looks incredibly good for an older woman.",
"10/10 would smash ",
"Huh..me too.\nkinda weird..",
"As Elon Musk reaches the height of his research his mother steals his technology to turn it against him. Elon reaches for help from the people of the world who band together to fight Elon’s evil inventions and his mother. ",
"OPPAI!!!!",
"Definitely a Mallory Archer kind of vibe. :-P",
"When everyone is sorry, no one will be.",
"What did she look like before he had all his money? ",
"They must have. There’s no other explanation. Definitely not how he came out of the gate generalizing Mexican immigrants as rapists, murderers and drug dealers. Definitely not his systematic castration of the EPA by placing a head that reversed important environmental protections. Definitely not how his own aides have admitted that he slacks off most of the day with “Executive time” where he is on twitter and watching TV. Definitely not his frequent stays at his golf courses. Definitely not how he changes his stance on policy and issues actively in a meeting depending on who is talking. Definitely not how he’s tried to impede the investigation into his campaign’s collusion with Russia. Definitely not how he’s instigated fights with a madman foreign leader with nuclear power, over twitter no less. Definitely not how he’s insulted other world and national leaders over twitter. \n\n\nIt’s one thing to not be politically correct. It’s another thing to not be presidential in the least. To know nothing about ideological concepts and any policy whatsoever. To being the standards of the presidential office to such a soul crushing low that the idea of electing the fucking Rock and goddamn Oprah is now not very far fetched for a lot of people. \n\n\nAlso, making money in your home country and then hiding that money in a different country because you don’t want to pay your home country it’s fair dues is pretty fucking treasonous, but we keep blaming the poor and “welfare queens” whenever an economic crisis arises. Supposedly the people who don’t make enough money to afford to own a home are the ones sucking the economy dry with all their welfare abuse and avoiding taxes. That is just stupid. While we’re on that subject, though, I have a meme for you.\n\nhttps://static.independent.co.uk/s3fs-public/styles/story_medium/public/thumbnails/image/2015/04/09/14/yachtmeme.jpg",
"Can someone explain?i don’t get it :(",
"Actually, I got cruella and mom from futurama",
"This one photo explains so much... ",
"Ragyo Musk. Wait until Elon goes Satsuki on our asses.",
"Very attractive woman, perfect to run Mom's Friendly Robot Company in the Futurama live action movie!",
"Ah, you are in for a treat. https://youtu.be/Hm3JodBR-vs",
"- Michael Scott",
"Just watch it again. I literally just finished Anthology Of Interest I",
"[Good article on the BBC](http://www.bbc.com/news/world-us-canada-42838293)",
"She looks like a supervillan whom I would fuck... lol",
"WoW! Awesome!",
"This brings a whole new meaning to \"Of course I still love you\"...",
"it's such a great show, I can't wait until they finally come out with the next season",
"is this cruella de villes glamour shot",
"Mom from Futurama?",
"Where are the friendly robots?",
"Smitten!",
"Mom from the show Futureama",
"Smitten!",
"Mom from the show Futureama",
"Elon Musk is super about efficiency. He’s going to take one look at this British spy fucking his shit up and he’s going to have his body disintegrated and all proof he was ever there destroyed. Bond will disappear without a trace. ",
"I think she's going for that look. She has to be. ",
"https://imgur.com/pQAoZ4v",
"She looks like admiral Holdo from TLJ except without the pink hair. ",
"Here's [this](https://www.planetbroadcasting.com/our-shows/the-weekly-planet/) for anyone who doesn't know what's going on here.",
"I'VE HAD IT WITH YOUR EMOTIONAL ROLLER COASTER!!!",
"Seriously in just a few years any survivors will be beating themselves over the head with how utterly stupid we all were to not put an end to these people when we had the chance. How much more proof do we need that this is not just a family of super-villains?",
"Mom! ",
"Here we go again... ^^Again",
"...did not know PW was in that movie. Haven't yet seen it....will now.\n\nThank you, kind stranger!! :D",
"Odd just heard this on The Weekly Planet Podcast :o",
"Avril Incandenza?",
"I see where Elon gets his hairline from. Or they got same hair transplant procedure.",
"Wait, wait, wait... that's his mother? Either a really good surgeon or good genetics. Either way, he's taking over the world for her because that's what the son of villain does. Bless.",
"True mars empress.",
"She looks like Mom from Futurama- http://www.behindthevoiceactors.com/movies/Futurama-Benders-Game/Mom/\n\n",
"Post above yours gives a detailed decent defense, mount one brown bear and ride away at 35 mph while leaving 10k rats in the dust. ",
"I got the disneysong about Cruella de Ville in my head before I read your comment",
"Quick, someone get her a couple of flamethrowers!",
"Mom from Futurama",
"Verily...",
"Totally looks like Mom from Futurama!",
"way to not go more than a half a day without mentioning elon musk. since there's nothing relevant to say, let's post a picture of his mother. why the fuck not",
"Mother of Danzig!",
"Melafo",
"Can seven large Norway rats take you down, though, before you can incapacitate all of them? Can twenty? Can a hundred? Supposing that they're driven by some force that compels them to swarm you and attack you as pack hunting animals?",
"She smells musksy ",
"she looks kinda hot to me",
"I'd like to know if a rat could even penetrate a bears skin. At a certain point it's like the 30 hornets that killed the 10k bees without a scratch on them. I feel like 4 gorillas could systematically destroy 10k rats given the time while you ride one to safety. ",
"Honestly think she just looks really cool. Would definitely hang out with her without being anxious about potentially being lowered into a shark tank ",
"Or someone who you need to hide your dalmatian from",
"This looks like basically all of the women in Quebec.",
"Flemeth from \"Dragon Age\"?\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RXHvR5RRm6M",
"That's what I saw when I saw the pic.",
"She’s 21 dalmations short of her end form. ",
"Retired Wonder Woman",
"WHAT?! HE WAS BUZZ LIGHTYEAR?!\n\nMy god you're right. Just looked it up. My life is better now. Thank you. I remember it now, it makes sense. It's all coming back. ",
"She's so musk.",
"If the salad is on top, I send it back. ",
"if you see her in other pictures, she's gorgeous. \n\nshe's literally a model and she does a good job at it. google her. ",
"She looks like the queen of a space fleet ",
"Red hot karma to the Wackadadoos! The Weekly Planet! The Weekly Planet!",
"like how storm would be when she is an old lady. ",
"For real, give me the bears and the gorillas, I'll ride a bear to safety as a gorilla follows overhead keeping the hawks away. The rest can stay behind and slaughter the rest, targeting the hunter first so that he can only possibly kill 1-2",
"😭 South Africans must be SAVED! ",
"... a Disney supervillain though",
"Which episode?",
"I think she is beautiful.",
"My first thought was the evil woman who ends up a fossil in Super Mario Bros. The movie. ",
"You rang?",
"check her out when she was younger https://media.vanityfair.com/photos/57d0905266baeedb35acdac3/master/w_768,c_limit/it-girls-2016-edie-sedgwick.jpg",
"Ironic. She's South African. Yzma was voiced by Eartha Kitt. An African American.",
"Buy me a pint!",
"Nonsense.\n\nEven if that would work initially, you've got hawks in the air. They'll make quick work of your bear's eyes, or, more directly, of your head.\n\nEven if you take bears *and* hawks, how long can a bear maintain that speed? How long until it can recover to run again? I'm guessing they're not built for endurance running. At least not as much as say, wolves or cape buffalo...which are on your tail, waiting for exhaustion to set in...and carrying rats on their backs, fully energized and ready to shred you.\n\nBonus points: one of those mount-able cape buffalo is also carrying a hunter, who may catch up to your exhausted bear via 2,800 fps bullet, way before the rats.\n\nNo, best case scenario without picking the rats is that you slightly prolong your impending doom.",
"That show was great all around. ",
"/r/totallynotrobots",
"The only discussion I was having was about 5-7 rats; I was no part of that other discussion. That said, rats are very fragile and killable easily. You can easily incapacitate 7 rats before they can inflict lethal damage on you, granted that they are not infected by certain zoonotic diseases. Killing a rat is so easy, I'd even say incapacitating twenty is \"easy\", granted that they do not possess human intelligence. A hundred is where I think I'd draw the line when you pose they attack as pack hunting animals, if they are aware in some way of the weakness in human physiology (because of human pack hunting evolution in this analogy I guess?).\n\nSo like I said, 5-7 rats killing a human is hilarious to me, especially worded as \"taking down a person\"",
"I, for one, accept and welcome our Musk overlords. ",
"Omg it’s Mom from Mom’s friendly robot company ",
"Mom",
"25.4k upvotes and no gold? GIVE THIS USER SOME GOLD",
"She looks like Gru's mom:\n\nMusk: Hey mom look, I made a way to pay for goods electronicaly!\n\nMom: meh\n\n\nMusk: Hey mom look this fully electric car from my own brand!\n\n\nMom: meh",
"Same! Upvotes for all! :D",
"Wow I'm 20 and she looks better than me ",
"I wouldn’t pull out ",
"Elon’s well on his way to beating her",
"She's literally a professional model, this is probably not her normal look",
"5/7 would bang\n",
"She's Mom from Futurama ",
"She already did, she had elon",
"\"Two dozen and one greyhounds\"",
"To be fair her son is a an asshole to his first wife.",
"*attempt to end us all",
"\"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!\"",
"Ummm she's also beautiful.",
"Well ya... she gave birth to Elon Musk.",
"Oh very good. I see what you did there.",
"Beautiful in a death ray kind of way.",
"Nothing's the matter, now that I've turbocharged the ship's matter compressor!",
"Real life mom from futurama ",
"To shreds",
"That’s pretty neat",
"Is pre-ordering like ordering?",
"ANY BUTTON! THEY ALL RETALIATE!",
"She looks like she has a closet full of winter coats made out of puppies.",
"Happy cake day",
"Reminds me of Storm. Storm isn't a villain…",
"Well OP is clearly a weekly planet fan!",
"In her eyes, Elon is still a failure and a blackeye to the Musk name.",
"Is this from a photo shoot, or does she garden and take out the trash dressed like this? I sincerely hope she has a closet full of identical outfits and the blueprints for the cities bridges and reservoirs. ",
"See her Red Robin suit, it comes one breast or two",
"I want to go.",
"Whoa rad work! How does one get into paid photo work of this level? I get the occasional wedding, burlesque performer, suicide girl-try out/set, band performance, but would love to do work at this level.",
"First time I've ever seen someone with negative karma on their profile.",
"r/futurama",
"15 years or so from now, when they do an Elon Musk biopic, they will cast Julianne Moore as mom.",
"She looks like she’s gonna be the ruler of Mars ",
"Why do we even have that lever....",
"You forgot Mom, from Mom's friendly robot company.",
"Golf",
".... aaand now we have (horse whinnies in alarm) centaurs, and, uh (goats bleat in terror) satyrs, and - oh God (frantic quacking and the bleating of beavers) the platypus. ",
"(☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞",
"I'd do it. Hard.",
"Make sure to bring a bead. ",
"Putin just gets a bad rap, once you get to know him he's a good friend.",
"You do know Elon saw this post today.... ",
"Mom?\n",
"Nah, that looks like a white South African lady who just wasn't told \"no\" very much in her entire life",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"This is how I pictured Meina Gladstone from Hyperion, but better looking.",
" No, but there are some (ex: Aziz ansaris \"victim\") that make it clear some don't get it",
"Mind clarifying that last sentence?",
"Bears, like every animal but humans, are sprinters. They can outrun a horse on a short burst. After several dashes to escape the stinking tide of fur and teeth, the bear would tire and be overrun.",
"O_o ... I must see this!",
"Obama seemed to like him. Remember?",
"The best part about this post is the flair that points out that there's a missing apostrophe ",
"She is/was a model. Albeit photoshopped she is really gorgeous.",
"Don't look into her eyes, you'll turn into stone.",
"MOM from Futurama.\n",
"if Elon Musk fucks up, she will have succeeded at exactly that.",
"It’s the white witch of Narnia. ",
"Don't forget the part where he turned into animals to fuck humans.\n\nDamn the Greeks were weird.",
"Pfft. She commands one of the battle groups sending troops to Mars.",
"Why is Yogurt Night so Difficult?",
"To the Dalmatian event he's talking about?",
"Hahahaha, I definitely did this too. ",
"Mom insults, really? Elon needs to spend a tiny bit of his billions of dollars to figure out who you are",
"I'd assume the bites would introduce enough bacteria to be likely to kill you.",
"... I’m 72 this year .... she looks very , very nice to me !",
"Checked the comments to find the Futurama reference near the top. Not disappointed.",
"Shootin’ up your Reddit-hole!",
"Ive been saying for so long to Elon Musk looks like a supervillian. Didnt he just make a flamethrower?",
"I'd fuck her ",
"I for one welcome this drop dead gorgeous villain. I mean, can I atleast trade the festering shit filled tangerine iv got fucking me right now for her?",
"😍😍 she is stunning!!!!",
"Ah thank you",
"She looks like Mom from Futurama.\n\nShe's pretty though (Ms. Musk, I mean).",
"Heh. She is clearly the top choice for playing Creulla D'eville in the live action movie remake of 101 Dalmations.",
"That's one of my favorite lines in that movie. This move is filled with such great, quotable lines. One favorite of mine: \"It's my birthday gift to me.\"",
"I’m sure someone has already pointed this out, but she looks like Mom from Futurama. ",
"http://articles.latimes.com/2010/may/25/nation/la-na-oil-company-gifts-20100526",
"10/10 would",
"*Are you fucking sorry?*",
"But it would stay the same...",
"Reminds of a certain mom from [Futurama](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JSHusKDYgP0) ",
"Where’s her coat of puppies?",
"If they ever do a live action of Futurama, this has to be Mom. ",
"Vice Admiral Holdo looks pretty good here",
"Like you look in the mirror dressed like this and you gotta wonder to yourself...am I one of the baddies?",
"No, I haven't even met sorry.",
"and who is her Zoidberg ?",
"Hey hey hey she’s a married woman ",
"I was literally scrolling down looking for this line, ha ha.",
"The weekly planet ",
"Mothers cookies!!",
"Pull the lever! ",
"Futurama... The Evil Oil kingpin Grandma",
"Assuming the person has proper medical access this is not the case",
"My vote is for Cruella de Ville. Looks just like her",
"played by tina fey",
"Man, I can't wait for the Incredibles 2",
"He pays according to market demand, clearly...",
"She is.. At least she is not all plastic stretch faced looking.",
"Isn't a flame thrower technically a plasma gun?",
"So she IS a witch! :)",
"Now I am completely convinced he is an alien. Please save our planet momma Musk! ",
"She reminds me of mom from futurama and it would be quite fitting too.",
"Low wage jobs are a completely different thing. These are engineers and software developers, not janitors. They can find jobs anywhere. Terrible argument.",
"#SMORT",
"Don't tho. It's not good.",
"She is a beautiful woman, if I was a woman I would want to age like this.",
"https://cfpub.epa.gov/compliance/criminal_prosecution/index.cfm?action=3&prosecution_summary_id=2468\n\nHere’s BP’s guilty plea to 14 felonies. \nThat clear it up a bit. ",
"Ewww...how long has THAT been there?",
"She's not evil! Mom wouldn't hurt a fly!",
"She single?",
"False teeth can be removed. You can figure out the rest.",
"She looks like Anne Burrell stuck her dick in a toaster. ",
"And Elon will be the one saving us from her mother ",
"God. ... they are such aliens. ",
"Yup",
"If he actually did it it would be fucking hilarious, i mean if anyones gonna start the AI robots market it's probably gonna be Musk.",
"She looks like mom from futurama ",
"She looks like someone who would name their son Elon",
"She looks like the Witch of the Wild. ",
"They're aliens I swear",
"Yep, came here looking for yzma, was not disappointed.",
"Anyone else see Mom, owner of Momcorp, builder of Bender Rodriguez?",
"So would.",
"Stick a bastard in it you crap!",
"Anyone else see her yelling \"farnsworth\"",
"We need a movie just based on him.",
"she looks like Tina Fey playing Miranda Priestly who started roleplaying as Storm.",
"This woman looks like she watches you, your dog, and your dog's puppies for weeks waiting for the perfect opportunity to steal them.",
"r/milf",
"She looks fucking old at 69. Go to asia and see 69 yo, looking like they are 40. She is beautiful tho.",
"Her confidence says wealthy. Is Elon from a rich background or is he self made?",
"She's hot ",
"Holy crap, it's Mom, from Mom's Friendly Robots!!",
"She single?",
"Reference?",
"Looks like a pose from Mortal Kombat",
"As far as voice work I’ve always been a big fan of him in Hoodwinked as the Wolf. ",
"She’s actually very attractive. What great facial structure ",
"woah!",
"Looks like a villain... Might make coat out of puppies....\nLooks like super villain... Might make coat out of puppies owners...",
"\"Hello Elon, my boy, I see you have served me well\" said Queen, the creator.\n\n\"Yes mother, I've made the preparations. We have built an underground tunnel system to quickly mobilize our armies. The self driving cars will form roadblocks to prevent the masses from escaping. Our rockets can now resupply the mothership using earthly resources.\n\nWe've armed them with flamethrowers to instil a false sense of security. Their retaliation is feutile.\" Elon replied swiftly.\n\n\"It is time for mankind to end, and the Lizard people to prevail!\" Queen, the Creator exclaimed.\n\nTogether they yell \"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\"\n\n",
"Good job Boiler.",
"Wow, they really are aliens, aren’t they?",
"Super beautiful! ",
"Saskatchewan Represent!",
"I think she owns Mom's Robots.",
"But do watch the version on youtube that gets faster every time they say the word \"bee\"",
"She looks like the evil witch from the emperor's new groove",
"I should have done a Ctrl f first. Turns out I'm not original. ",
"Those looks have been her ticket since her teen modelling days. She’s also a nutritionist, BTW.",
"Somebody please relate her with Hela already!",
"I could see her having some dalmatian puppies for a short time. ",
"Mallory Archer? ",
"Wait, for real? This is such a Bond villain move!",
"Well-off family, but not without difficulties. She and husband separated when Elon was young.",
"It's the mom from Kill La Kill",
"Hot Cruella de Vil",
"Indeed.",
"When you come from that how can you not be a genius ",
"Don't you worry about blank.",
"Pull the levah Kronk! ",
"Plus added wait time, free of charge! ",
"Cruela!",
"Traditional name from the German-origin side of the family, the Haldemans.",
"Creatrix.",
"You said you disagree with people who think bribing safety officials... You didn't specify *how* they think is all. :)",
"Mombot",
"/r/pimpyourmomforkarma",
"Kneel..",
"and younger than Elon ",
"You are wrong. ",
"[ROUND1! FIGHT!](https://i.imgur.com/t8Ii8IM.jpg)",
"Technically, Canadian, and she has had her share of challenges, in spite of her advantages.",
"i'd smash..",
"Mrs. Frankenstein?",
"[Bride of Frankenstein](https://i0.wp.com/media2.slashfilm.com/slashfilm/wp/wp-content/images/frankenstein-and-bride-of-frankenstein-e1508245339870.jpg)",
"She is gonna end us all with one of Elon’s infamous flamethrowers. ",
"Got it. Edited. Was commenting in between stops on my route. ",
"She looks like Cruella DeVille if she were a Doctor Who villain.",
"[camille?](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/leagueoflegends/images/3/32/Camille_OriginalSkin.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20170126183057)",
"....STICK A BASTARD IN IT, YOU CRAP!\"",
"And partially that pink haired lady from Star Wars",
"I and my GF are pretty close in age to Maye, too. I’m just glad my GF looks as good as she; takes very good care of herself, plus good genes.",
"If you have access to proper medical care, you probably also have access to police services. If you don't have access to police services, you probably aren't gonna get your ass saved by terrified medical personnel running from nine thousand, nine hundred, ninety-three rats.",
"That pose also makes her look like she’s about to fight Sub-Zero",
"Well, you tell her from me I thought Digital Witness was awesome.",
"She is beautiful ",
"more than i can afford, gotcha",
"> Mom\n\nShe needs all Elon's money for those damn anchovies. ",
"“I’m living proof that [you can] find work for an older woman . . . I’ve never worked so much as I do now,” Musk says proudly. The jobs have evolved from “mother of the bride” commercials to “mother of Elon” editorials, which doesn’t bother her one bit: “I don’t care why a client books me, as long as they book me.”\n\nI like that attitude. ",
"Does it please you to watch me struggle?",
"We’ll have to use a flamethrower to stop her...",
"There's the futurama reference I was looking for",
"Yeah his original plan for SpaceX involved them purchasing an ICBM from Russia and then reverse-engineering it to build the Falcon 1 rocket. Also when he was on \n[the late show ](https://youtu.be/gV6hP9wpMW8) he mentioned that his plan to colonieze Mars involved him blowing up a nuclear bomb, above the North and South poler ice caps, every few seconds to create two pulsating Suns that would vaporize the polar ice caps and release any CO2 in them to kick start the green house gas effect on Mars. ",
"What are you expecting? That a person suddenly drops from sepsis? If the question is whether a person can outbattle 5-7 rats the other rats are irrelevant to the question (otherwise it wouldn't be fighting this amount, but more rats). \n\nThe battle is won, this person can now visit the hospital and outlive the potential infection. Or in the extension of this hypothetical situation, the 10000-divided-by-7 people who won the 'battle' can now visit the hospital.",
"I really appreciate that! Thank you so much! My story is pretty unconventional and probably not too easy to repeat. I've worked very hard but I've also been lucky. But perhaps what might be repeatable is that, rather than working freelance, I've worked full-time for brands. I've traded freedom and creative variety for steady work and a paycheck. And I work all the time which has made me good at what I do. I've always hired amazing assistants with much more experience than I have and learned from them. Perhaps you could put together examples of some boring ecommerce product photography and use that to get work. It's not exciting work but it's necessary and could get your foot in the door with a company that has other photo needs as well. I still do the boring ecom stuff (today I shot some candles, a sweater, a stack of t-shirts and some blankets) but it's worth it to have a job where I can also shoot Victoria's Secret models in Mexico. Also, be nice and easy to work with. A lot of photographers aren't. I'm pretty sure I've gotten where I am mostly on that. ",
"Don't worry, I won't do that out of pure fear of them eating me. ",
"no not really",
"And she has a twin sister. So I think they will cancel each other out. ",
"I believe this suits the idea here!\nhttps://imgur.com/a/bKbx4",
"Why are strong beautiful women such a threat? ",
"Daaaaamn, GILF!",
"The anti-musk",
"How do you get from a conceivable wilderness arena in which you would be fighting this array of animals into a city with a hospital?",
"She looks like she's the brain behind Elons life.",
"I'd follow her.",
"Now I'm off to some charity B.S. for knocked-up teenage sluts.\n\n",
"How do you even get hair like that if you're not the Bride of Frankenstein?",
"\"... And now, after years of patience, my son SHALL BLOW UP THE WORLD WITH THE FLAMEBLOWER! Muahahahahaha\".\nPS: she's so gorgeous",
"This is getting ridiculous. You're just adding non-stop to a long list of artificial circumstances, which have nothing to do with the situation, through which the rats, who've obviously already lost the battle that is the center of this entire discussion (\"can a man overpower 7 rats\", *not*, \"can a man outlive an infection without medical care\") can somehow with retro-active force \"win\" an already lost battle, which adds no sensical new conclusions to the discussion whether a man can overpower 7 rats.\n\nWhat are you going to add next? That the man has no food or water, and I now have to describe how a person can build a farm, produce his own food, make his own medicines, procreate to create a new civilization of human beings when the rats take over? Will you then consider that this is all extremely irrelevant to the actual question we're discussing?",
"She's lovely",
"I’ve been meaning to check that out, it is any good besides PW?",
"Why the hell would I want to go to Mars? They have sex with children there!!! And why should we be spending billions of taxpayers' money on going to Mars when there's still lots of pizza here on Earth???\n\nI didn't know that it's possible to just _stop_ being stupid. Can you demonstrate?",
"You can always [rent](https://www.borrowlenses.com/product/lenses/Canon_24-70mm_f2.8_L_II). And if you do, I highly recommend the 70-200 f2.8 type 2. It's a magical lens.",
"The tactic you are using is the Russian Troll tactic that 4chan and the trump supporters use.\n\nIt does not matter that you have no argument, all that matters is you shit all over the place with a nonsense comment to derail from the point being made.\n\nGo fuck yourself and never respond to me again. Ever. I will just block you, currently going for a third block today.",
"Maye Musk - Princess of Mars!!!",
"\"Hey, it's Mother from Futuruma!\"",
"Low skill wage earners can find other jobs too, that's the point. There is no difference between the two, but Reddit will ignore it for the Cult of Musk. Wipe the cum out of your eyes and try to see the light.",
"Literally the first time i heard of Elon Musk i said to my friends \"that dude has an evil sounding name. Hes gonna take over the world\" Even my coworkers at a job i just started at already had an inside joke about him. Dude's gonna do some interesting shit, good or bad. ",
"It's Mom... in REAL LIFE! http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller",
"Yeah. 10 years ago I wouldn’t have agreed with me either. Funny how things change. \n\nThe funny part is that young women don’t get less hot. Older women just get more hot. You get to appreciate the age lines and the sophistication age brings. There’s also a confidence or something that is carried by attractive older women. They just seem more complete, and know what they want and know who they are. Something hot about that. \n\nGive me Marissa Tomei today over her in her youth any day. \n\nObviously, attractive older women are far more rare than the younger ones. Lots of older women just fall apart (just like the men). I’m talking about the ones who defy the odds, and rarity makes it all the more special.... and hot. ",
"Wow she’s gorgeous, I wonder how old she is",
"Lol you're an idiot. The level of difficulty between finding another job as a janitor or burger flipper, jobs that literally anyone can do, and a software engineer which takes years of training and experience, is massive. It's a terrible comparison and you should feel bad for coming up with it.",
"Villain punchlines with this image would be great. ",
"TIL I have a crush on, and would totally fuck, Elon's mother.",
"She's hot",
"Reminds me of Esmerelda Poofenplotz from Phineas and Ferb.\n\nhttp://villains.wikia.com/wiki/Esmeralda_Poofenplotz",
"Kool",
"Straight out of a comic book. I think we are all just living in Stan Lee's dream that he is a normal guy in a normal world and now that he's done all the normal things he's about to wake up into the world he comes from.",
"She is banging for an old duck ",
"I'd cast Sigourney Weaver for Musk Mom\n for the additude alone in the coming Musk Masters the Universe franchise movie. I think Sigourney Weaver could pull this off. What movie you say? Well, you heard it on Reddit first. The Knights of Musk will cary flamethrowers , not lightsabers.",
"Careful with all that ignorance.\n\nMaybe try asking an adult - they're the people who pay your bills - about the time the FBI ran a fake \"forensics lab\" for 2 decades and manufactured \"evidence\" to order by corrupt prosecutors.\n\n",
"I don't even know where this whole scenario came from, but I'm with you, a bear ain't nothin to fuck with.",
"Do they ask you if you miss the rains down in Africa?",
"Does anyone else see Courtney Cox? ",
"8/10 would bang.",
"With flamethrowers",
"For reals though, her hair is amazing. as someone with naturally curly hair, when I go gray i hope my hair looks this fantastic.",
"Everyone hide your Dalmatians! ",
"It's fine. Kind of want to be Elons daddy myself.",
"https://youtu.be/XHB2hIhAULk?t=15s\n\nBest intro to any character ever, in anything.",
"Oll' muskies*",
"Shove a bastard in it you crap!",
"First thing I thought when I saw her.",
"Oh, so sorry to hurt your feelings by exposing your leftist lies. The Chinese made up the global pizza shortage to take away American jobs and con people into buying more takeaway dim sum. And you and your libtard scientist bedmates are so butthurt when your lies are exposed. Go ahead and block me because you can't handle the truth. Put your hands over your ears and go \"blah blah blah, I'm not listening.\" Just like the anti-Trump pinkos at r/TheDonald.\n\nP.S. It's not a Russian tactic. This level of bullshit is 100% Made In America.",
"Could be, i was thinking something out of star wars",
"He said exactly what he meant ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"She looks more like the electric type Pokemon gym leader",
"She legit looks like that one Futurama character.",
"Maye Musk Vs Mankind, standard size football field rules. ",
"Cruella de Musk",
"Overtly Sexual",
"I swear if her middle name starts with an \"O,\" we're doomed.",
"MOM Corp. for the win",
"Hell yeah! After you get hit with a mini crit explosive and survive you'd say \"MAWP\"",
"\"Jam a bastard in it, you crap!\" She looks more like [Mom](http://futurama.wikia.com/wiki/Carol_Miller) to me.",
"[69](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bz-9WeHDPV4)",
"She looks like Mother from Futurama\n",
"Wait... Are you saying Elon is his own grandpa also?",
"I think she looks like she knows how to have a good time",
"Came here for this! Yasssssssssssssss!!!",
"You're late",
"Mother of Invention...?",
"better nate than lever.",
"She’s going to look amazing doing it though",
"True, but I at least have the correct following line, so I hold my head up with pride",
"She doesn't look scary to me but I guess if you're a 14yo boy she does ;-)",
"Episode 1 of season 4! ",
"along with the 560-599 book sections at various libraries that use the Dewey Decimal System.",
"This would be perfect for r/bossfight",
"Hey its only been 2 years this time...",
"The dps of 10,000 hungry rats is insane. Hard to kill in any great quantity.\n\nJust imagine mass ling attack in sc2.",
"Susan sto helit.",
"This is what I came here for. Take my upvote.",
"This actually happens fairly often with decent cartoons, Futurama and Family Guy come to mind. ",
"/r/totallynotrobots",
"Ehhhh....6 seasons in 14 years is on a Red Dwarf level.",
"Flawless Victory.",
"You've latched onto a straw-battle purely out of vanity, and despite my repeated attempts to go back to the original battle in question, about ten thousand rats and dozens of larger predators, you keep insisting that we talk about whether it's possible for a grown man to beat up seven rats and then call an ambulance, as if you think the only way for you to be right is to end the argument about that particular thing, with no regard for how the answer to that question was supposed to fit into the context of the original question. Stop participating in conversations with only the selfish intent of proving you are better at conversations! Don't talk to me if your intent is to browbeat me into submission with your conversational tone, thus \"winning\" a human interaction! Jesus fucking christ, is that really what you wanted out of this interaction?",
"One of the first upvoted posts said \"wow so many rats\" and basically everyone just followed suit from there.",
"that's fair. ",
"Bet she can shoot lightning bolts",
"blocked.",
"Lillian Luthor? ",
" Beat me to it\n\nMOM!",
"I take it Tim Allen had too much of a price tag?",
"If this guy ever gets into space, and he is everything we think is, behind his public image. We.are.fucked.",
"The similarities to https://goo.gl/images/QvYEkJ are haunting.",
"It's\n\nPull the lever, Elon",
"WALT! CREAM SODA!\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LopyLhTKBFg",
"A+ for the effort put into that picture",
"Wowzers! Can see where he gets his good looks.",
"YOU CALL THAT A PRESSED HAM?\nWALT! HIT THE RETALIATE BUTTON.",
"Yeah Cruella. Or the witch from Divinity Original Sin 2 (I haven't played it yet). But I think she is attractive though and I think Elon is awesome so she must be too. ",
"I think so, too. I hope I look half as amazing at that age. ",
"Anyone seen any dalmatians around here?",
"I meannnn, he sold FLAME THROWERS!",
"Mom's robot oil coming soon.",
"MRW I realized Elon Musk is actually a robot probably created his mother and she indeed IS trying to take over the world.",
"Mother of all Linux™",
"Sexy looking gilf...",
"Rule 34 with a name like that!",
"Ah, referring to someone who disagrees with you as a child, age old refuge of the insecure. Not sure what FBI conspiracies have to do with our ability to have an opinion about something on Reddit. ",
"MY CABBAGES!!! ...wait, wrong thread.",
"You mean the huge red one with \"do not pull\" written beside it?",
"Scene from Sonic the Hedgehog cartoon where Robotnik pulls three out of four levers and his brand new robot \"Scratch\", ever eager to help, pulls the fourth lever, resulting in the production of a completely different robot than intended.",
"Elon Musk is only a single bad decision away from being a James Bond villain.",
"That’s why he’s making the flamethrowers",
"Billionaires creep me out.",
"Came here to find this comment and up vote it.",
"That's kinda the point, the market is a shit. Also musk stopped all attempts at unionizing tesla, he is a jackass. This post has a lot of good info about the wrongdoings of Elon \"privatise space\" Musk https://www.reddit.com/r/LateStageCapitalism/comments/7bxhd0/elon_musk_is_not_a_hero_hes_bourgeois",
"And PetSmart. ",
"I'm not into women but I like her older more. Is like, she exudes a kind of power a young person just doesn't do. That's quite attractive. ",
"She is getting ready to be Queen of Mars.",
"All hail [Queen Arachnia](http://memory-alpha.wikia.com/wiki/Queen_Arachnia)",
"\"May I grovel at your feet?\" \"You may.\"",
"Oh right. The poison. The poison for Elon. The poison chosen specially to kill Elon. Elon's poison. \nThat poison?",
"She gonna start the zombie apocalypse so Elon can sell that flamethrower\n",
"> Work for you?\n\n\"That serious enough for you?\" reference?",
"I can't help thinking that unnumbered office minions across the land just came instantly under her thrall, reflexly dropping to their knees in their cubicles, mindlessly executing perfect 'I'm not worthy' bows before they knew what hit them.\n ",
"Really gorgeous shots. ",
"It's Mom from Mom's friendly robots! ",
"She looks like [Mom](http://static.tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pub/images/Mom_Futurama_5298.png) lol",
"Why is she standing like that",
"Because, ah, dismissing someone who disagrees with your worship of fake \"intelligence\" agencies as merely an \"edgelord\" is **so** mature though!\n\nYou don't get to wrap yourself in childish snark and then act \"outraged\" when someone compares you to a child, child.\n\ncare to address the fact that your precious FBI has a long and sordid history of faking 'evidence,' conspiring to destroy the lives of innocents and generally being the Star Spangled Gestapo?\n\n",
"10 out of 10. Would smash! Sorry Elon.",
"Yup!",
"I never defended the FBI or even expressed any opinion of them. I’m just laughing at your theory that we need their permission to have an opinion. \n\nAll three of your comments would probably do pretty well in r/insanepeoplefacebook and r/iamverysmart",
"She is beautiful!",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VS4QGEQaclk",
"Mom \n\nSlurm ",
"An apostrophe followed by an s has 2 meanings: one is possessive, and the other is what you said.\n\nSo...",
"Thanks. I love Elon (from the little I know). Easy starts in life puts people down a notch in my book - success wise, as it's kind of a big head start - but I think Elon survives. Got to go, I should try to email and let him know he didn't go down any notches.",
"Looks like mom from mom corp. Futurama",
"The market is not shit. Where are you hearing this bullshit? The engineers and software developers that work at Tesla are in high demand. Don't make things up, it hurts your argument.",
"She’d play a great Cruella Deville!",
"That must be why I never see dalmations anymore.",
"You replied to the interaction:\n\n>I'd say 5 to 7 rats could take down a person\n\n>As someone who handles a lot of rats, that's hilariously wrong\n\nThere is no \"original battle\" or \"question\" that I was a part of. There's no \"going back\" to anything. I was discussing with him, and consequently you, that a person can easily overcome 5-7 rats, about which as a vet and daily animal-handler I am completely in the right. You're trying to straw-man pull me into a position I do not have. You can find somebody else to debate with that position easily in this topic. Instead of throwing a tantrum and getting personal in an ironical attempt to not be in the wrong and blame-shifting your failure in this discussion to me you should take a better look at how you fail to react to anything, water down the discussion completely with new random elements, and then lash out frustrated because somebody else points out the failure you've created.",
"Yeah, this is where I just won't. Have a nice day.",
"queen of the frost giants.",
"I accept her challenge. End me kind woman. ",
"This childish response fits your profile perfectly.",
"We just need Elon to go bold and we have our own docile Lex Luthor",
"She's attractive. ",
"Elon Musks mother is fine as hell",
"[Cruella de Vil](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/3/33/Cruella_de_Vil_once_upon_a_time.png/220px-Cruella_de_Vil_once_upon_a_time.png)",
"https://m.imgur.com/0Js9bND",
"who? and i don't care",
"That hair is fucking ridiculous. In a bad way. In a bride of frankenstein way.",
"MOMCORP!",
"My new favorite Canadian! Used to be Elon...",
"Is it me, or does this scream Bride of Frankenstein?",
"To shreds you say?",
"Elon: \"Hmm....what should I do for my next crazy scheme?\"\nElon's mom: *accidently shows evil plans*\nElon: \"Flamethrowers! That's a great idea, thanks mom!\"",
"Because the post I was responding to was totally on topic with Mom from Futurama and Cruella. You keep spewing \"FAKE NEWS\" and all the variations of it, though I know it's got to be hard trying to talk with your mouth full of that orange dick you just loooove suckin' on so much, but one day you're gunna choke on all of it.",
"The man could condone nazis and you'd still love him. He could demean and assault women and you'd still love him. He could insult veteran's, both alive and deceased, and their family's, and you'd still love him. Oh, wait, he has done all that. Cause he's a giant sack of shit.",
"She looks like [frankenstein's mom](https://www.gettyimages.com/event/opening-night-of-mel-brooks-young-frankenstein-the-musical-76202722?esource=SEO_GIS_CDN_Redirect#shuler-hensley-megan-mullally-and-roger-bart-during-the-curtain-call-picture-id76313488)",
"I have my facts from his bio by Ashlee Vance, which you should read if you haven't. Elon did have a privileged white South African situation, but family life was strained (his dad is “difficult”), and he was horribly bullied in school, to the point of serious physical injury. Character-building stuff. ",
"I was referring to a lot of people. There's a lot of greedy fucks, way too many, in positions they have no business being in. You're sick of the Trump hate? Boo-fucking-hoo. I'm sick of Trump and all the people like him. Maybe, just maybe, the reason there is so much Trump hate.. is because he's an awful human being. I didn't take the first shot, either, and no one forced you to comment. Go back to your safe space over at the_donald. But, actually, don't. Stay away from that dumpster fire for a few days, go out and enjoy the fresh air, and stop defending a grown ass man who is actively making the world worse.",
"“Elon release the flamethrowers!”\n\n“Y-yes mother”",
"Which one did they mention this in? ",
"She was my favorite character in the X-men video games.",
"They're both gorgeous women! I'm sure a little nip and tuck here in there have been done.",
"She looks like a goddess ",
"[Elon musk used to be bald](https://qph.ec.quoracdn.net/main-qimg-e6f1a6fc6c31d3cfdc0d7b9357e119d8-c), amazing that a few billion dollars can make your hair grow back. \n\nThe trump effect. ",
"Is that Mom from [Mom's Robot Company](http://theinfosphere.org/MomCorp)?",
"I’d smash.",
"Sindel from Mortal Kombat is who she is reminiscent of",
"I’d let her end me",
"It reminds Me of Will Ferrell in zoolander",
"Let's quit the joking she's mom from futurama.",
"She already created the biggest superweapon so...",
"Definitely thought this was Courteney Cox ",
"Mom from momcorp",
"Mega mom\n",
"/R/Gilf",
"And elon is who will save us all, so it’s okay.",
"Cruella Deville?",
"She is stunningly gorgeous.",
"Whats weird is thats exactly how I pictured his mother.",
"they both do",
"Shit dude how old is she? She looks damn good",
"She's the incarnation of Mom from Futurama.",
"With all due respect, looks like she'd conceived Hela with Odin",
"How has nobody drawn her as a super villain yet? This needs to go on r/redditgetsdrawn",
"I find her oddly attractive ",
"She's actually quite stunning! I don't know how old she is but she looks fantastic!",
"Dude his name is Elon what did you expect ",
"Her son had the technology... She had the evil mastermind...",
"Oh _nooooo_",
"As a general rule of thumb, describing someone’s mom as a super villain is a negative. If it were a positive statement, saying she looks like a badass you wouldn’t want to cross would have worked better. ",
"That Elon Musk is Dr. Hubert Farnsworth ?",
"You just undermined your own argument. If someone who flipped burgers can find a job easily, then a skilled individual should have an easier time because they have less competition. \n\nPeople who work at Tesla and other Musk companies do so KNOWING FULL WELL that they will earn less and be overworked. Some do it because they choose to believe they are furthering society. Some do it because they believe having one of those companies, which is seen as a meet grinder in terms of employment, on your resume will boost their worth further down the road. Some do it because they want the stress and difficulty associated with these places because the view the pressure as weeding out the cream of the crop.\n\nBoth jobs are similar in employment opportunity. Engineers have less competition for their jobs, but their jobs are also less wide spread. A low skill burger flipper has a lot of different opportunities for employment but also have high competition in the field because there are a lot of unskilled workers. ",
"ELON?!? DID YOU DO ALL OF YOUR HOMEWORK?!?!?\n\nmy god that's terrifying even in my imagination.",
"Ewww lol",
"Why not Zoidberg?",
"[money please](https://giphy.com/gifs/money-parks-and-recreation-mona-lisa-A7WK7FddTxKfu) ",
"You have a severe misunderstanding of one of the most basic concepts in economics, supply and demand. In engineering, demand exceeds supply, which drives up wages. That's why engineers make a lot of money, because there is a lot of demand for their skills. Engineers have negotiating power. In the burger flipping industry, supply far exceeds demand, which is why wages are low, usually minimum wage. These people have no negotiating power. Companies can easily replace them. Finding a qualified engineer often isn't as easy and replacement costs are much higher.\n\nAgain, comparing the two couldn't be more ridiculous.",
"Get me those puppies ! ",
"If demand exceedes supply, why does the US have unemployed engineers and the importation of engineers from outside the US? There is a bubble of Engineering, just like the rest of STEM, because of an over supply from colleges. You'd be a fool to ignore that. Are you an engineer? \n\nEngineers are paid more because they have more qualifications, not because there is automatically a void. Also engineers usually undertake more important work than burger flippers. Employment is more than just supply and demand.\n\nYou missed the point of my comment anyways. ",
"She looks like Hella the goddess of death from Thor Ragnarok",
"Seth Efrica",
">If demand exceedes supply, why does the US have unemployed engineers\n\nThere are many reasons that someone could be unemployed\n\n> and the importation of engineers from outside the US?\n\nLike I said, there's a high demand\n\n >There is a bubble of Engineering, just like the rest of STEM, because of an over supply from colleges. You'd be a fool to ignore that. \n\nThere's no basis for that.\n\n>Are you an engineer?\n\nNope, but everyone that I know with an engineering degree has a well paying job, including two of my brothers.\n\n>Engineers are paid more because they have more qualifications, not because there is automatically a void. Also engineers usually undertake more important work than burger flippers. \n\nWhich increases their demand... Those qualifications are exactly what increases their demand.\n\n>Employment is more than just supply and demand.\n\nEmployment, maybe. Not wages. Unless you are talking about minimum wage which is artificially propped up by the government. If not for minimum wage, burger flippers would make less.\n\n \n\n",
"But is Granny spry?",
"They immediately perceive each other as a threat, and act in a manner according to their character. So mankind might try to negotiate before escalating and Maye Musk would just immediately spawn a tech genius progeny who sells flamethrowers and makes spaceships for fun.",
"She's stunning.",
"XD maybe",
"Do you mean CRAIG FERGUSON? ",
"She looks amazing for someone this age",
"It's the hair.",
"She looks airbrushed for someone that age",
"Is Tesla actually targeting reddit with publicity? I’m actually shocked how often a Tesla related post is on the front page. ",
"\"Have you distributed the flamethrowers, Elon?\"\n\n\"Yes, mother.\"\n\n\"Excellent.\"",
"We are all just Reddit comments on this blessed day.",
"She looks like professional cosplayer",
"Aye. The main difference between him and all the other out of touch elites is his PR.",
"He makes me feel like I'm living in the future I read about when I was a kid.",
"Everyone has an accent.",
"She's the real mastermind behind Elon Musk.",
"Must be cool growing up with Cruella de Vil as your mom. ",
"Someone had to say it.",
"immma just gunna ubereats some pancakes to you all",
"I meant the principle or whatever he was. Not Ron or Drakken",
"Yeah!",
"\"Mother\" is one hundred percent an acronym for something.",
"I gotcha. I just never watched Kim Possible, so I didn’t know. ",
"He's making the world worse? He' the president of the US, not the president of the World. In case you haven't noticed he's doing a damn good job, record economy, tax overhaul, getting rid of the tax penalty for not having health insurance among many others. That's why you hate him, because he's succeeding despite everything thrown at him. You won't admit it because that would force you to admit that what you believe is wrong. I don't need a safe space. Safe spaces were invented by and for leftwingers like yourself to shield you from views that don't align with your own. One day hopefully you wake up and realize how irrational you and those like you are acting.",
"Sorry, but you are wrong on all counts, you're just twisting shit . It's so boring when people like you can't even be intellectually honest. But hey, believe what you want, I don't care if you want to keep your head in your ass. You trump haters make the idiots who hated on Obama 24/7 look sane by comparison.",
"Not all the time, obviously, just when he’s got a problem with his self esteem.",
"> I know it's got to be hard trying to talk with your mouth full of that orange dick you just loooove suckin' on so much, but one day you're gunna choke on all of it.\n\nah, personal insults. Way to prove my point. No logic, all emotion with nothing of substance. Believe what you want, maybe one day you'll be able to think critically and independently, hell maybe you'll grow up and lose your fascination with Trumps skin color and dick (your comment was homophobic btw, how do you know I'm not gay?)...\nAnd, I don't watch the news, I can see for myself. you'd be surprised how clearly you can see when you get out of the partisan media bubble. Well, enjoy your hatred and anger buddy, I'll enjoy my tax break and not having to pay a penalty for not having healthcare. Oh yeah and my pay-raise and my ballooning 401k. :) peace.",
"Wat!",
"Her son is selling flamethrowers, and launching rockets into space. Coincidence? I THINK NOT!",
"She looks like St. Vincent.",
"> How do you know this isn't from his pr firm? \n\nI'm pretty sure it is. ",
"That or get her hands on 101 puppies ",
"BEHOLD! Our Great Lord Elon does not have a mother, thus, he created an android with advanced AI to act as a mother figure. ",
"Needs more puppies!",
"Classic Tesla marketing strategy step 1. Post pictures of the CEOs mom on meme sites, step 2. Sell $80,000 electric cars, to those who didn't know Tesla existed, but then saw a picture of the CEOs mom???",
"We’ll have to use a flamethrower to stop her...",
"It’s about subliminally creating Tesla as a house hold name. Millions of people may not buy a Tesla because of a post but that’s not the objective. The objective is to remind people Tesla is there and it’s constantly in a spot light on reddit. ",
"Tesla, and Elon Musk are already a household name, you're kidding yourself if you think this post is a secret Tesla ad. Tesla has a larger Valuation than Ford right now, I dare you to find me one person that doesn't know what Tesla is. Not to mention that Elon has like 5 startups right now, none of which are being pumped by a picture of Elons mom. ",
"I'm Mr. Heat Miser.\n\nShe's Mrs. Freeze.",
"He is doing an awful job. I'd love it if he could change my mind on that! I'd love if he would improve SOMETHING that doesn't benefit the rich assholes he golfs with. I hate him because he is a racist, sexist, greedy, asshole. ",
"I have my head up my ass? He did all of those things. Remember the \"grab em by the pussy\" comment? Remember the number of recent and past sexual assault accusations? Remember his comments about Humayun Khan's parents? That one has stuck with me. He was a US army captain, killed by a car bomb in Iraq. His father spoke at the DNC while his mother stood beside him, revealing in a later interview that she was too emotional to speak because she was not told beforehand there would be a giant picture of her slain son on stage with them. That she still struggled to look at pictures of him because losing him broke her heart so badly.\n\n\nInstead of being a normal, respectful human being to these two parents who lost their son, regardless of who's \"side\" they stood on politically, Trump insulted them. He doesn't care about people.",
"Yup, I'll insult all day long. If you were gay, how would suggesting you suck dick be an insult...? I'm not inside a bubble, I live in fucking Alabama. You enjoy all those things, inside your own bubble, not thinking about how other people might not have that luxury. I'll keep worrying about how I may or may not have the critical medicine I need to stay sane if Trump keeps trying to just do away with our current heathcare plan (which i agree can suck ass) with no replacement idea. Or how my birthcontrol might be snatched away from me because he and his followers give zero fucks about women. Or how he is ruining the USAs reputation on a global scale with his ignorance and greed. Enjoying not caring about anyone else, just like him. Also enjoy when the FBI reveals he is a traitor.",
"It may... ",
"Sounds like a Model 3.",
"\"SINDEL\"",
"At 69, she is still modeling.",
"It looks to me like she created bender and all the robots",
"Pull the lever Elon",
"She needs to play mom if they make a live futurama movie.",
"https://i.imgur.com/Q8aPdyw.jpg",
"1.) traitorous because he has collaborated with perhaps our greatest competitor on the world stage to undermine our democracy. If it turns out that he isn’t, I’m willing to admit I’m wrong, but all signs point to “yes”.\n2.) most of the policies rammed through by his administration can be traced directly back to benefitting him and his rich friends, and to the detriment of the greater good, unless you are still sold on “trickle down”. They can nearly all be seen as upwards funnels (see recent tax plan). Frequent hugely expensive trips to his own resorts, using his position to promote his businesses at home and overseas.. I could go on\n3.) fueling hate by not denouncing racist nationalists that support him, spreading fear of immigrants and refugees, belittling all opposition. I could go on\n4.) destruction of the planet. Advocating coal over much cleaner energy, an apparent attempt at killing the EPA, opening up offshore drilling in protected areas. I could go on\n\nLooks like you got the ol’ “disagree downvote” treatment. Pretty poor on them. As much as we disagree, I feel you are contributing to the discussion.\nHope we all come out of this alright. Sweet dreams",
"Yet Elon is the mad scientist.",
"And wears a coat made from the skins of 101 dalmatians.",
"> I'm unfamiliar with the term \"changing meta\".\n\nWow, reddit really has changed. In a good way. This site used to be mostly gamers, now there's more people from all walks of life. That's a gaming term, btw",
"She is painfully attractive for someone who is geriatric. Hot damn",
"Mostly she wanted a kingdom of her own. She gave birth to Elon and raised him very well. Pushed him to technology. Did inception on his mind to make humans an interplanetary species so that when it happens Elon makes his mother Queen of Mars like queen of England. Even though it would be an honorary title but a Queen is a Queen and she would be Queen of a planet not a little country.\nI see the story like this.",
"GORG shoot ",
"Fools... That's Courtney Cox.",
"False flags Elon has a hooker in that Tesla "
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"Identical resemblance. The Lannisters copied the Dutch.",
"Castamere the extinct house known now by the lannister song the reigns of castamere."
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The Lannisters Send Their Regards. (Dutch Coat of Arms)
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[
"I hope they took you to a hospital",
"Is this the back story for beeman? ",
"http://www.madmagazine.com/sites/default/files/MAD-Magazine-Alfred-E-Neuman-Norman-Mingo.jpg",
"This reminds me of the time I was running through my backyard and a wasp flew into my mouth and stung me on the inside of my bottom lip. My mum could not find the camera so she drew a photo of me instead. ",
"\"You'll feel the wrath of the red ear demon\"",
"Okay, Hogarth.",
"Bee sting? What, me worry?"
] | 8 |
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Parents decided to take a picture after I was stung by a bee on my ear. The demonic face is suppressing tears, I assume. 1996.
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/r/pics/comments/7u0enx/room_710_had_oil_written_on_the_curtains_thats/
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[
"Share this on r/trees we all know what’s up lol",
"Maybe it's DIL",
"Genuinely couldn't figure it out for about 5 seconds. "
] | 3 |
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Room 710 had oil written on the curtains... that's strange
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/r/pics/comments/7u0fol/yah/
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[
"She's still better known than either of us are. I suggest you watch her stand up acts from the 80's. You'll see she's always been vocal about her opinions. That is why people like her. I'm sure you'll also find several subjects that you'll agree on.",
"She is on TV every weekday and has been for awhile now.\n\nhttp://abc.go.com/shows/the-view",
"She is one of the best, she always speaks her mind. Great talent and a person to look up to..",
"She will always be Guinan to me.",
"nope racist, her opinion is that opinion and don't care and doesn't matter. \n"
] | 5 |
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Yah
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/r/pics/comments/7u0ioj/super_clean_tattoo/
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[
"The Tattoo is super clean but I know the girl she has crabs not clean at all",
"The girl in the tattoo or the person it is tattooed on?",
"Artist?",
"The girl in the tattoo, and it seems to be a man’s arm. ",
"The man's arm, and it seems a girl tattoo.",
"Thanks. I'm sure I should recognize the girl in the tattoo but I don't.\n\nThe tat itself looks amazing. Love the detail of the reflection in the sunglasses.",
"Incredible.\nI wonder what a tattoo that detailed will look like over time.",
"I need to see her eyebrows without sunglasses on. They look completely different from one another. \nOne looks sculpted, the other looks natural.",
"No matter how well done they are, tattoos of peoples faces never make sense to me.",
"r/ATBGE",
"We could’ve had it all if the arms were bigger",
"Wow, the skin tone looks exactly like real skin! Oh wait",
"**TLDR** If you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.\n\n___________________\nOP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on March 2, 2017, woke up yesterday, and has the following five activities:\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/Granjaguar 's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2kw2zm/super_clean_tattoo/).\n\nIts [comment before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7u07cj/she_dont_wanna_be_saved/dtgjxqb/) is a copy/paste of /u/DenisaurusRex's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/3t3co8/she_dont_wanna_be_saved/cx2utn1/). That thread was started by AmeliaRonchi. I'll come back to them.\n\nIts [submission/title before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7tqhro/bounce_house_of_fun/) is a copy/paste from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6kkjm4/bounce_house_of_fun/).\n\nIts [comment before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7tpt6o/time_to_rethink_your_brand_name/dted5hn/) is a copy/paste of /u/TAU_equals_2PI's top comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/62ojsv/time_to_rethink_your_brand_name/dfo4wk0/). That thread was started by TenDeskote. More on them later.\n\nAnd finally its [submission/title before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7tpukk/haha_ohhh/) is a copy/paste of /u/ZzLuckyCharmszZs's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/3coqvl/haha_ohhh/).\n________\n\nAmeliaRonchi - also born March 2, 2017, woke up six days ago, and has the following four activities:\n\nSubmission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7u07cj/she_dont_wanna_be_saved/) is a copy/paste of /u/WrstlngFan's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/3t3co8/she_dont_wanna_be_saved/).\n\nSubmission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7tzxcu/always_love_a_bit_of_good_selfdeprecation/) is a copy/paste of /u/LiquidArrogance's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4ko7ij/always_love_a_bit_of_good_selfdeprecation/).\n\nSubmission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7slkfi/found_a_paw_print_on_a_brick_wall/) is a copy/paste of /u/PoisoNinja's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/5wy3r4/found_a_paw_print_on_a_brick_wall/).\n\n\nSubmission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sksup/an_umbrella_maker_in_naples_italy/) is a copy/paste of the submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1r7ykb/an_umbrella_maker_in_naples_italy/).\n\n___________\n\nTenDeskote - born April 14, 2017, woke up yesterday\n\nIts only activity is [this submission/title](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7tpt6o/time_to_rethink_your_brand_name/) which is a copy/paste of /u/PartyOnAlec's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/62ojsv/time_to_rethink_your_brand_name/?utm_content=comments&utm_medium=front&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=funny).\n\n\n\n",
"You're my favorite.",
"Anyone else wondering what this will look like in 15 years?",
"Human here, with no love for karma-farming bots.",
"Might be the best portrait tattoo I've ever seen. I usually hate them but this one is interesting and well done.",
"u/Spartan2470\n\nEver since I first encountered you, I've admired your tenacity to protect Reddit, a special place for many of us.\n\nI'll never stop thanking you when you come around.\n\nEdit: capitalized your heroic name",
"Thank you so much for the kind words. They are truly appreciated. "
] | 19 |
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Super clean tattoo.
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/r/pics/comments/7u0mqv/city_girl/
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[
"*born and raised in south detroi-oit*",
"I see it! Took me a minute ",
"Where is this? ",
"Sick. ",
"a computer",
"Bro, you really just gender identify a city. It's like all this progress we've made is fucking meaningless cuz of you. ",
"She took the midnight train going anywhere"
] | 7 |
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City girl
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/r/pics/comments/7u0mtf/thanks_davemustaine_megadeth_for_coming_by/
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"View in your timezone: \n[tonight 9-11P ET][0] \n[0]: https://timee.io/20180131T0200?tl=Thanks%20%40DaveMustaine%20%40Megadeth%20for%20coming%20by%20%23TrunkNation%20today.%20Hear%20it%20again%20tonight%209-11P%20ET%20%40siriusxmvolume%20106&d=120\n\n\n*****\n\n[^^delete*](/message/compose?to=timee_bot&subject=delete+request&message=%21delete+eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJkdGdsZno1IiwiYWN0IjoiZGVsZXRlIiwib3AiOiJob3dpZW1hbjQzIiwiaWF0IjoxNTE3MzE0ODYyfQ.XnfooeDYkN-ChUS1YEeCj9_xgk6uWsdsVTneRPde1Bs)\n^^|\n[^^reprocess*](/message/compose?to=timee_bot&subject=reprocess+request&message=%21reprocess+eyJhbGciOiJIUzI1NiIsInR5cCI6IkpXVCJ9.eyJzdWIiOiJkdGdsZno1IiwiYWN0IjoicmVwcm9jZXNzIiwib3AiOiJob3dpZW1hbjQzIiwicG5tIjoidDNfN3UwbXRmIiwiaWF0IjoxNTE3MzE0ODYyfQ.cK4qrHRsM-KqBJTAQr-pLF50KQwUPNQUXOsSk7Jbblg)\n^^|\n[^^ignore ^^me](/message/compose?to=timee_bot&subject=ignore+request&message=%21ignore+me)\n^^|\n[^^help](https://www.reddit.com/r/timee_bot/wiki/index)\n\n^^*OP ^^only",
"Dave Mustaine looking like someones sweet ole grandma these days. ",
"When didn't he?"
] | 3 |
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Thanks @DaveMustaine @Megadeth for coming by #TrunkNation today. Hear it again tonight 9-11P ET @siriusxmvolume 106
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/r/pics/comments/7u0og2/the_château_dif_where_the_count_of_montecristo/
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[
"I consider myself to be fairly intelligent, but I had no idea that Chateau was real.",
"My favorite book!!",
"We had to read it in school and could not put it down! I read it in all of my classes and would get in trouble. It really is a great book. ",
"The American movie version really doesn’t do it justice. There is a French mini series of about 8, 1hr films with Gerard Depardieu as Dantes and it’s amazing, but in French haha",
"In very few cases is the movie anywhere close to being as good as the book. ",
"For some reason I always pictured it out in the middle of the ocean somewhere.",
"When listening to this story as a kid, I thought it was \"Shadow Deep.\" Now I know!",
"The picture is a little misleading, in that it makes the island look like it's in an enclosed bay. \n\n[It's not.](https://www.google.com/maps/place/43%C2%B016'47.5%22N+5%C2%B019'30.5%22E/@43.2793783,5.3094931,6211m/data=!3m1!1e3!4m5!3m4!1s0x0:0x0!8m2!3d43.279861!4d5.325139?hl=en)",
"Oh wow you're right. It really does look inside from the picture. How is that even possible? I guess the photographer is in Endoume?",
"Ignorance is not necessarily a measure of intelligence. We don't know what we don't know. "
] | 10 |
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The Château d'If, where the Count of Monte-Cristo was jailed in the book
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/r/pics/comments/7u0orh/half_bird_half_pine_cone/
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[
"The bastard son on the Night's Watch fell in love with a wildling woman.",
"Would make a good Pokémon ",
"That dude is giving a Shakespeare soliloquy right there. ",
"Looks awesome. Is it real? What ruffled his ... cone?",
"Standing so majestic while letting air flow through.",
"Before the first cup of coffee.",
"/r/birdorpinecone",
"*PINEHAWK*",
"Fully /r/photoshopbattles material.",
"This bird looks like it's explaining something to Link.",
"All cop.",
"Fantastic image. ",
"It legit looks like this guy is pulling out a knife to stab the photographer.",
"That texture is not pleasant looking. ",
"A fine pine boi.",
"I wonder what ruffled his feathers",
"Good God this screams Photoshop battle. ",
"Wanna buy a watch?",
"It looks like it's doing a mic drop",
"Be an optimist... The pinecone is half bird",
"Looks to be a juvenile bateleur.",
"I can still hear that song...",
"Really bad taxidermy?",
"#BIRDCONEPIG",
"All badass"
] | 25 |
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Half bird, half pine cone
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/r/pics/comments/7u0t2p/absent_dreams/
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[
"Is this Chi town? ",
"Toronto 👌🏽",
"Awesome. Love Toronto."
] | 3 |
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Absent dreams
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/r/pics/comments/7u0u7j/she_found_a_clever_way_to_increase_her_students/
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[
"not enough skin (rimshot.mp3)",
"All guys old and young, love a girl who lifts",
"I'm more interested. Where is the reproductive one?",
"When the last ones comes off, they throw dollars. That's all they're waiting for",
"Did it help ?",
"I would pay way more attention to her than Slim Goodbody.",
"The kids look mesmerized. I bet some of them are actually awake.",
"The one kid in the front got so excited his head pixelated.",
"Seymour Skinless",
"Yeah real clever...",
"Show me the epidermis!! for science ",
"Look at her arms, where is humorous? Is that bone too funny for the class? #dadjokes ",
"Miss Frizzle, where is your chameleon? I kind of miss your red hair.",
"[Saving it for sex-ed!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=zNTBP4djIeY)"
] | 14 |
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She found a clever way to increase her students' interest in biology class
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http://i.imgur.com/zPJgj5Y.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7u0ve5/mossy_bed/
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[
"Moss lovers dream right here",
"r/moss",
"r/katemoss",
"Risky click of the day (hue hue?)",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/uM6IPed.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://500px.com/photo/72675225/moss-swamp-ii-by-adrian-borda?ctx_page=6&from=user&user_id=316404) is the source. Credit to the photographer, [Adrian Borda](https://500px.com/adrianborda?stats_source=photo_page), who took this in Solovăstru, Romania.",
"Nice. Also NSFW",
"Stunning"
] | 7 |
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Mossy bed
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/r/pics/comments/7u0vkh/my_grandpa_working_on_an_old_tape_recorder_he/
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[
"What's his opinion on degaussing heads, and where does he get replacement pinch rollers?",
"I'll ask him when I see him again in a few days! ",
"That's awesome! What's the thing in the corner with all the dials?",
"Is this in Minnesota? I used to live near a museum of radio and broadcast.",
"Your grandfather should do an AMA on /r/cassetteculture.",
"That's a good question! I will ask him",
"I'd have to translate everything for him. He's Dutch!",
"This is in the Netherlands.",
"Please!"
] | 9 |
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My grandpa working on an old tape recorder. He owns a museum on electro/radio technology. (Lots of really old things)
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/r/pics/comments/7u0vqf/came_upon_a_cool_sea_snail_in_big_sur_ca/
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[
"Looks like this is a \"Hermissenda Opalescens\". Looks pretty cool actually.",
"Yeah, I was walking by the tide pools and this little guy popped out! It looked fake for a minute.",
"Nudibranch ",
"Seconded. Snails have shells."
] | 4 |
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Came upon a cool sea snail in Big Sur, CA.
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/r/pics/comments/7u0wup/double_exposure_on_35mm_film_no_edit/
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[
"Awesome work!\nWhat kind of film, camera and lens did you use?",
"Marty McFly is beginning to get worried.",
"When r/trees gets so high they need to be trimmed",
"this was taken with a Canon AE-1 Program with the 50mm stock lens that camera comes with. My favorite film that I use most of the time is Ektar 100. check my instagram for all of my film work. @lamarsforest",
"This is some sleek album cover right here",
"I rarely see double exposure shots that actually help add anything valuable to the whole composition. This is an exception for sure! Amazing work",
"you gotta winner there !",
"🙏🏼 thank you!!",
"Just curious, but if this is double exposure, how do the white parts get through? This looks like subtraction, not addition. Very cool effect though.",
"Awesome 👏 ",
"Wait, this is so cool, how??",
"I wish I had an answer for ya. The first photo I took had the sky in the middle surrounded by trees on the sides. then i simply took a portrait of my friend not knowing what the final product was going to look like. this is how it came back from the photo lab. ",
"when i advanced to the next picture i made sure my film didn’t advance and took the portrait of my friend over the photo of the sky with the trees and this was the product of that. had no idea what it would look like until i got the roll back from the photo lab. ",
"Ok, I get it: magic :) Thanks, and congrats on the cool pic.",
"Thats dope. Thanks for the info. We've some old double exposures that turned out cool in old photo albums. I wanna see if my buddy in photography has a film camera, pay him some to try this",
"It looks like the first picture was through trees to bright sky. The image if printed would have been mostly under exposed with the exception wherever the sky poked through. The second image took advantage of only the areas of the film that were under exposed so basically wherever the trees were. There use to be filter sets that allowed you to control this but now most people just use Photoshop.",
"AE-1. A wonderful little machine.",
"/r/albumcovers gold right here",
"Fantastic!",
"/r/fakealbumcovers \n\nDamn this would totally catch my attention in the music aisle too.",
"It is addition on the film. Film is negative, so more light = darker film, then you project onto paper which is also negative, so where there's more light the paper goes black, and since the parts on the film that were lit the most are black, they will be white on the paper.",
"OP's parents still haven't banged after the Enchantment Under the Sea dance yet.",
"Nice! What was the order of the pics?",
"i took a picture of the sky first that had trees on both sides and then the portrait of my friend on the back porch. ",
"I wish I could become one with nature. \n\nHow did you reach enlightenment?",
"amazing",
"Good effect. I tried to double-image many, many years ago with my Zenith EM 35mm. But, no matter what I tried it just would not work. I blame the Russians!",
"In that case shouldn't your friend's face be in the picture. Just wondering ",
"Is there a sub for photography with film like this?",
"shiiiiiit that might be the case. but honestly i just took the pictures on top of each other and let the camera and film do its thing 🤷🏼♂️ i was just as surprised as everyone who saw this pic when i first saw it when it came back from the photo lab. couldn’t explain it. ya know? i just know how i did it when it came to the mechanics of it. ",
"if there is, i don’t know about it either lol",
"r/analog\ncome thru",
"ayyyy bet ",
"Someone needs to knockout Biff!",
"I don't feel so good.. ",
"hahahahaha. 😂😂😂😂"
] | 34 |
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Double Exposure on 35mm film. No Edit.
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/r/pics/comments/7u0x99/im_not_fat_im_just_fluffy_try_me_atleast_once/
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[
"Nothing like a clean shaved pussy.",
"I don't think that's the same cat",
"That is. have you check her at top?"
] | 3 |
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I'm Not Fat, I'm Just Fluffy try me at-least once
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/r/pics/comments/7u0ydx/found_this_ancient_relic_today/
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[
"Buy stock in AA batteries and fire her up. ",
"Damn! A tv tuner!? Hard to beat that ",
"I had a Sega Game Gear with a TV tuner and I thought I was so high tech",
"Becareful with that Megabass \n\n",
"I have the batteries, but no tapes :/",
"Lol!! ",
"I used to have one of these, probably my second one. \n\nMy first one was a Panasonic. They were like half a minimum wage back then, poor eastern european country. \n\nWhat's funny is they both still work, they still made good electronics back in the day. ",
"MEGA BASS!!!!!",
"Just in time for \"tweetythis....welcome to your tape\"? ",
"Did you find it next to you Blockbuster membership card?",
"**MEGA BASS!!**",
"It's a shame that the TV band doesn't work anymore. I used to love listening to TV to kill time.",
"Ah I miss my walkman ☹️",
"It's funny you mentioned that, I found it right next to it! today lol!!",
"Pfft. *Nobody* needs more than stop, play and fast forward...",
"How do you like your bass?",
"I miss headphones like this",
"True story!",
"https://www.amazon.com/Sony-WM-FX281-Cassette-Walkman-Digital/dp/B00005NNDF",
"I like the MEGA BASS button cause it is all about that bass. "
] | 20 |
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Found this ancient Relic today.
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/r/pics/comments/7u107a/they_dont_make_them_like_they_used_to_shot_this/
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[
"Beautiful portrait. What film stock?",
"Except they make them better than they used too.",
"We need to know exactly what camera, lens, and film was used, and for verification you can pm me the telephone number and/or email address of the model.",
"Yeah modern DSLRs are incredible. Is OP just comparing to phone cameras?",
"No he’s just appealing to the gatekeeping idiots who think if your camera isn’t lit by a gunpowder flash it’s trash because older and underdevelopment technology is obviously better.",
"Yes I have a camera made by the \"40 Year Old\" company too.\n\nWell, actually I have one of these in good working order (66years old)...\n\nhttp://collectiblend.com/Cameras/images/Houghton-Ensign-Selfix-12-20.jpg",
"Gosh hostile. Maybe he was just referring to the unique technology of the time producing photographs that had a style and artistic interest all their own.",
"She kinda looks like she'd punch you in the groins, though.",
"I'm not sure if OP was referring to the camera",
"worth the shot",
"\\#YOLO",
"I'm pretty sure they still make film cameras.",
"40 years old. That's gotta be, like, 1 kilopixel...\n\n/s",
"Why would he be talking about the girl? This isn’t an old photo shot by his dad it’s a new photo he shot with his dads old camera.",
"Is that Amy Smart?",
"Hi, OP here. I'm mainly referencing longevity. I'm not a digital hater, but I would lie if I didn't admit to my bias in favor of old tech. I'm simply amazed that a camera from 1979 (Olympus OM-2n) is still kicking today. I've taken up camera repair as a side business, a while ago, and while I can't fix the extremely complicated proprietary electronics in any modern DSLR, the old guard is fully serviceable and mechanically quite simple. I'm not the type of guy who looks at MTF graphs when I buy a lens, and I don't need 1/8000 shutter speed and ISO in the 1mil range. More or less one man, Yoshihisa Maitani, was the lead designer of the whole OM system of cameras from Olympus. Sometimes instead of micromanaging specs and details, I like to proverbially sit back, take a wider look at what I'm doing and what I have in my hands as a tool to capture my vision, and I marvel at the legacy of this camera. When I used to look at my dad's snapshots from his early years, they were all shot on the very camera I am holding today, and I like to think that it will serve me well for years for come. If it should break, I am confident it will be fixed, and, God willing, if I have children, it will be passed down to them.\n\nAm I striking some hipster romanticization nerve? Perhaps, but that doesn't discount the personal enjoyment and satisfaction I feel when using this camera. It's hard to convey this through words, and if it doesn't make sense or appeal to others, I fully understand that.",
"Hi. This was shot on Kodak Portra 400 (I know, the supreme douchebag hipster film), exposed at 400, using Olympus OM-2n with Zuiko 50mm f/1.4 (the latest MC 1,110,000+ version) and some random polarizer. Developed in lab on Noritsu QSF-V30 probably using Fuji chemicals, scanned at home on Coolscan LS-40.\n\nThe model isn't a model, just a random friend of mine on a windy day. I won't reveal her identity.",
"See my reply here about details:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7u107a/they_dont_make_them_like_they_used_to_shot_this/dtgvg2n/",
"\"They\" still do, yes. I've got a Nikon F6 that is still manufactured today in Nikon's Sendai plant.",
"You are free to think and believe as you wish, but I can personally assure you that you're ascribing feelings and intents to my post that are not reflective of reality. I am not trying to appeal to anyone who is gatekeeping. I have a range of cameras, from fully mechanical 6x6 from 1933 to modern day digital. I'm not a snub-nosed arbiter of Real Photography™, I'm simply trying to share my personal enjoyment of using this legacy camera in a meaningless post that has no bearing on anyone else's enjoyment of any other camera or thing or anything else.",
"If you think that's great, wait til I show you my original gameboy....",
"Pun intended.",
"She looks like one of the French actresses who came out in that film about those two lesbian girls... which which i watched for science. Yeah, science.",
"That bokeh is mad creamy, yo. \n",
"Whenever people list the specifications of their cameras I feel like I'm reading a foreign language. Easily the biggest hurdle for me to get into photography (that, and financial reasons).",
"Damascus steel is stronger than any metal modern people can come up with using all their fancy technology. And Roman concrete is better than modern concrete. \n\nExcept neither of those things are true. Just like the design of a 40 year old camera being better and more durable isn’t true. Stop appealing to the wisdom of the ancients like it’s an actual valid argument.",
"Ooooh scary big camera is gonna get you. Grow up.",
"When I used to collect retro games I was finishing my bachelor's in computer science and took a stab at programming some short demos in assembler for it. Gameboy's processor was made by Sharp and was a cross between Intel's 8080 and the Z80 which was itself binary compatible with the 8080. 8080 came out in the mid 70s so about the same time as my dad's camera. I do think it's pretty great!",
"If you want to get into photography, and cheaply at that, I would absolutely not recommend you start with analog anything. Start with a cheap DSLR. You will get instant feedback on the screen and it doesn't cost anything to mess up a shot.\n\nThere are 3 things that go into a proper exposure: aperture (how much light you let it), time (how long you expose), and ISO (sensitivity of your sensor or film). Learning to balance these 3 is the first step and requires just basic manual controls. Maybe even your phone's camera has them. Don't be discouraged :) PM me if you ever need any help or encouragement.",
"Thank you! I already knew about ISO, time, and aperture (I'm a novice photographer if anything) but never know how to \"set up\" a shot. What settings should I use? What works for the scene? Is it all experimentation?",
"I would say learn through experimentation. But in general there are some rules of thumb. In portraits you want to separate your subject from the background. Use big apertures to blur the background. When shooting sports or action you want to freeze action so use high shutter speed. When lining up a shot of a person or a face, don't always place them in the center. Consider the rule of thirds. When composing a shot, be mindful of the background. You don't want to take a picture of people with trees coming out the top of their heads, for example. When you focus on something and blur the background, avoid having things in frame that will blur in the foreground. If you see a natural frame for your subjects, compose around it, and snap away. Sub-framing. Don't always shoot at eye level, or at least change your eye level! Don't be afraid to crouch or sit on the ground, or stand on something. There's so much you can do! Really, the best way to learn is simply to shoot and experiment.",
"That's a beautiful picture. \nI don't know anything about photography.\nThat is just a memorable and gorgeous picture. "
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They don't make them like they used to. Shot this with my dad's almost 40 year old camera.
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