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Yeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus."
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"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something."
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Wow. A promise from Putin.
Must be worth a lot.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)"
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Russia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot."
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This is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real?
Just gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying..."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before"
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I’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then."
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“Pinky promise?”
“Pinky promise.”
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia."
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So this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him."
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Putin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried"
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This is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said."
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of course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!"
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putin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out."
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I also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?"
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Yeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway."
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Well he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?"
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But did he pinky promise?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying."
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If it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper."
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Putin crossed his fingers behind his back though.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist"
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Liar is Pewtin.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin."
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Putin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.
If he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.
Once again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine."
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I believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?"
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Every bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible."
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yeah because russia won't win the war
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises."
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Well ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too."
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Yeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise."
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I will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy."
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He won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth."
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Yeah but was it a pinky promise?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok"
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Isn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky."
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I’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise"
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He prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe"
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Just like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him"
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Yeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window..."
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So you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,"
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What an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?"
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TIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try."
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So Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex."
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Didn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it."
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He didn't say he won't fall from a window
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?"
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Putin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god."
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What if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?"
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Did the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny"
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What the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should."
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He wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?"
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Russia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally"
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That’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers."
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Yes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies."
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Putin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine."
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We are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.
Lol.
Lmao even.
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nWe are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.\nLol.\nLmao even."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nWe are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.\nLol.\nLmao even.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia."
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nWe are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.\nLol.\nLmao even.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nOh, that's ok then..."
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If a head of state has another head of state killed, should the allies of the deceased still honor diplomatic protections? It's not like the countries we bombed wouldn't return the favor if they could. The world order Putin thinks he is creating would allow for this. If might makes right, then let him fuck around and find out. We should give him exactly what he is asking for (not what he wants) good and hard
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nWe are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.\nLol.\nLmao even.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nOh, that's ok then...",
">\n\nCause...he can't?"
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"Yea because Russia, and putin himself, never go against their word or figure out a loop hole. \nHe would have kadyrov, or some inmate soldiers do it, then say \"I didn't do it, and took care of those who were responsible\". \nIt's like putin is stuck in the 1900s.",
">\n\nRather, putin has failed to kill Zelenskyy. He is now reframing his failure as a “promise”",
">\n\nAnd, after just a couple of days, killing Zelenskyy would create a martyr.",
">\n\nThey have plenty of martyrs",
">\n\nYeah, but Zelenskyy would be the biggest one of them all.",
">\n\nPutin....\"I'm a risk it\"",
">\n\nPutin also promised to not invade Ukraine TWICE.",
">\n\nNot to mention, he blatantly violated the Budapest Memorandum of 1994, in which Ukraine gave up its nuclear arsenal.\nOther countries are watching and thinking: this is what happens if you give up your nukes.\nIn this context, the hesitation and trepidation over Russia’s “red lines” only serves to reinforce such thinking. All the more reason, imho, to pull out all the stops on military aid, and help Ukraine take Crimea back before Western wills weaken. Don’t reward aggression or nuclear blackmail.",
">\n\n“I promise” 🤞",
">\n\nIs this the man who said, we have no plans to invade Ukraine, during his troops build-up?",
">\n\nI didn't kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nThe only way to stop a bad guy with polonium is to give it to a good guy",
">\n\nIn his tea.",
">\n\nI wouldn't even trust Putin to tell the time.",
">\n\nRussia has eleven time zones. Joking aside, you’re right. Lying is a way of life for the Kremlin.",
">\n\nPutin be like:\nattempts to kill Zelenskyy numerous times\nfails every time\nAlright, i promise not to kill him, see how good of a guy i am?\nHe's such a joke...",
">\n\ndo people read the actual article or is the headline enough to get the full context?",
">\n\nWhat kind of BS is this guy shovelling!",
">\n\nWhy even say this shit. He must know Putin is lying.",
">\n\nRussian mercenary kills Zelensky.\nPutin: I promised ‘I’ wouldn’t kill Zelensky!\nPromise fulfilled.",
">\n\nEmpty promises from a tyrannical dictator, expert liar, and war criminal.",
">\n\nBut it is completely irresponsible to publicise a meeting with a dictator's promise. Someone else may himself take it as his mission to do what Putin had to promise not to do. Bennet made him an outsider although he could have continued if this indiscretion would not have been committed.",
">\n\nHow much is that promise actually worth?",
">\n\nHe promised not to kill him “personally”. Didn’t say anything about not sending assassins to do it.",
">\n\nAll of those sources are from march 2022. The war... was in early phases then.",
">\n\nAre there any stairs or windows left in Ukraine.",
">\n\nHe also specifically promised not to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nputin's \"word\" is worth stugots. If he says he is not going to do something it means he is probably going to try and do that something.",
">\n\n\"Putin promised not to kill Zelenskyy\" that means Putin has vowed to kill Zelenskyy and his death squad is otw\nEdit: i understand dictatorspeak",
">\n\nI saw it yesterday.. And what's funny is that afterwards, bennet told Zelensky that Putin is not going to kill him, Zelensky responded with \"are you 100% sure?\".\nAnd right after that zelensky got out of his secret bunker and made a video outside trying to up the Ukrainians moral - according to Bennett. \nJust FYI, personally I found interesting since I remembeted that video that zelensky posted, which now all add up since I was confused as of why would he go out since it was super dangerous.",
">\n\nwhat bunker?",
">\n\nAccording to Bennett, he was hiding in an unknown location.. Forgot if he said it was a bunker or just a hiding spot, but I'm assuming a bunker of some sort.",
">\n\nnow we just need to look up this guy's history on keeping his promises...",
">\n\nHe meant he wouldn’t kill him personally.",
">\n\nThat Putin dude is such a funny joker.\nWatch your back, don't drink the tea and make sure when you go into hiding, nobody knows your past.",
">\n\nHe told the truth. Not once did Putin ever go with each of the many Wagner hit squads to kill Zelensky.\nHis hands are clean. \nLike always.",
">\n\nSay what you will about Putin, he’s a man of his word. \n/s",
">\n\nSo, Putin is actively working on killing Zelensky, got it.",
">\n\nYes, and George Santos said he's Jewish!",
">\n\nexpm actually say he trust putin and gives indirect legitimacy to putin atrocities, worst move ever from an israeli pm whatever the intention was.",
">\n\nNothing Putin says can ever be believed.",
">\n\nLike when they said we aren’t going to invade Ukraine.",
">\n\nThis is the best tl;dr I could make, original reduced by 72%. (I'm a bot)\n\n\nIn the five-hour interview, which touched on numerous other subjects, Bennett says he asked Putin about whether he intended to kill Ukrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy.\nADVERTISEMENT. \"I asked 'what's with this? Are you planning to kill Zelenskyy?' He said 'I won't kill Zelenskyy.' I then said to him 'I have to understand that you're giving me your word that you won't kill Zelenskyy.' He said 'I'm not going to kill Zelenskyy.'\".\nBennett said that during his mediation, Putin dropped his vow to seek Ukraine's disarmament and Zelenskyy promised not to join NATO. There was no immediate response from the Kremlin, which has previously denied Ukrainian claims that Russia intended to assassinate Zelenskyy.\n\n\nExtended Summary | FAQ | Feedback | Top keywords: Bennett^#1 Zelenskyy^#2 kill^#3 war^#4 Putin^#5",
">\n\nGee, we really should believe him. After all, Russia promised that if Ukraine surrendered their nuclear weapons, they’d respect Ukraine’s sovereignty. That went well, right? Right???",
">\n\nWell, Russia promised to respect Ukraine's territorial integrity back in 1994 in exchange of its nuclear arsenal.\nAt this rate, I would trust Christophe Rocancourt and Anna Delvey more then I would ever trust Putin.",
">\n\nOh I get it, just children, women, millions displaced and billions of dollars worth of damage, I don't have the answers as to whether or not other countries should get directly involved to stop this or not, but the \"well we aren't doing anything bc Putin is trustworthy\" isn't a valid answer either.\nJust flat out say, you don't want to be involved, you don't care, or it's not your problem and keep it moving. Hiding behind \"well we trust this guy\" almost a year later isn't really holding up anymore",
">\n\nOnly because he’s unable to kill him",
">\n\nDoes he not carry a cell phone?",
">\n\nThat sounds like the kind of talk you'd hear from somebody trying to kill zelensky",
">\n\nAn empty promise.",
">\n\nBut he’ll fix it so there’s no one else left alive.",
">\n\nMost likely would have kept him around as a puppet and not make him a martyr",
">\n\nThey would have the next Ukranian PM/Pres jail him like they did to Tymoshenko after Yanukovich took over w/ help from Paul Manafort & the other pro-Russian collaborators.",
">\n\nWhy the hell would anyone believe anything Putin said ever again?",
">\n\nMhm sure, because you can trust the Russians. /s",
">\n\nPutin's lips are moving. Has this PM not yet learned this is a sure sign of lying?",
">\n\nOh, that's all ok then.",
">\n\nNot a good idea for Russia I feel like Ukrainian forces would start striking targets inside Moscow and Russia if this were to happen",
">\n\nOh, that’s so nice of him. /s\nFuck off, Vlad.",
">\n\nNo one should listen to what comes out of the Kremlin.\nRussians would be better off without those criminals in charge.",
">\n\nWe didn’t kill him, he fell out of the window.",
">\n\nWhy would anyone parrot that cunt's bullshit",
">\n\nOh, well then, if Putin said it it must be true...",
">\n\nPhew",
">\n\nPutin promised the invasion was just a prank and that Zelensky is playing along because he loves comedy.",
">\n\nHahaha, what a good joke of a person.",
">\n\n\"He pinky promised, no one would have the dishonor to go back on a pinky promise\"",
">\n\nLOL. They only have tried to assassinate him at least 12 times we know about.",
">\n\nHe promised? Well it’s settled then.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky swear?",
">\n\nYeah Putin also promised not to attack its neighbor country. Look where we are now.",
">\n\nTranslation: Putin wants to kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nWhat is the point of talking with Putin? He is a liar.",
">\n\nOooh Russian promises.\nDidn't they also promise to not invade Ukraine and attempt to take over the country and perform ethnic cleansing, like they're doing now?",
">\n\nNo reason not to take him at his word...",
">\n\nFun fact, anyone can promise not to kill Zelensky.",
">\n\nPutin also said he wouldn't attack Ukraine",
">\n\nPutin also promised not to invade Ukraine. Fuck Putin.",
">\n\nOh, well if he promised it then…",
">\n\nPlot twist: Putin kills himself.",
">\n\nPutin says a lot of stuff.",
">\n\nGolly! Honest Abe!!?? Well now we can all relax! Yay 😀!",
">\n\nPutin also said he had no plans to invade Ukraine.\nTrusting a Putin promise is like lending money to Donald Trump.",
">\n\nOh good a double pinky promise. Totally legit. I feel better now lol",
">\n\nDidnt they also promise they wouldnt invade just before invading?.",
">\n\nThat means he will be targeted with the utmost effort",
">\n\nWell that's nice of him",
">\n\nOf course not. In the event he could be captured, he'd be far more useful to Putin alive as a symbol for what others that cross him can expect and as a potential bargaining chip. And executing him at this point would just make him a martyr. He'd get the Navalny treatment.",
">\n\nBut they kept trying to assassinate him and what leaders leaves their people behind to save their own neck?",
">\n\n\"Putin promised...\" at the beginning of any sentence is hilarious.",
">\n\nPutin promised not to invade Ukraine. He lies like he breaths",
">\n\nHuh, pretty sure in the initial days of the war, there was a Russian forces of about 400 who’s objective was to kill Zelenskyy and his family, while the rest of their forces took Kyiv. \nGetting tired of Israel’s bullshit.",
">\n\nOne should always trust the Baron Harkonnen. /s",
">\n\nI actually started laughing out loud kinda uncontrollably at this headline. I’m sorry, but how do you have the working mental faculties to rule Israel for even five minutes and don’t immediately realize that Putin’s statement actually means “I will kill Zelensky even if I have to burn all of Russia down to do it!”?",
">\n\nHowever, Putin wouldn’t commit to NOT meeting with Zelensky near a window on the 48th floor of a building.",
">\n\nWas it pinky or regular?",
">\n\nPutin would stand right next to a clock and lie about what time it is. And then he would steal the clock.",
">\n\nInternational proverb: Never trust a Russian.",
">\n\nLike he promised not to invade Ukraine",
">\n\nYeah because Putin has never had anyone assassinated, and totally didn't drop paratroopers and mercenaries into Kyiv day 1 to kill him and end the war before it started....",
">\n\nPutin is a liar. If he could get to him I’m sure poison would be on the menu for him! Putin needs to be removed! He has setback Russia another 20 years by this war!",
">\n\nWhat a arsehole.",
">\n\nSo ... Putin is redoubling efforts to have Zelenskyy assassinated. Got it.",
">\n\nBut then, he has never personally killed anyone.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nAnyone who believes Vladimir Putin is a fucking idiot.",
">\n\nIf Zelensky were to die, there's no longer any reason why any pissed off radical group or ukrainian infiltration group couldn't take a shot at Putin. you kill a head of state and that is opening pandora's box. (Russia tried to kill Ukraine's eventual president once before, they poisoned Viktor Yuschenko with Dioxin, when he was running against Yanukovitch, the first time)\nI actually dont believe this statement, Putin's goal is to totally conquer the country, they had lists of people they were going to arrest and execute in the government, they had plans for prisoner centers that were clearly going to be death camps.\nAfter they've fought for so long, there isn't a scenario where Russia isn't going to try to kill the government of Ukraine, Ukraine put up such a fight that it's activated some kind of roid raging monkey neuron in the Russian psyche, and now all they can think about is violence and spamming Zs.",
">\n\nOver 100 years of Russian lies and people still trust them 🤨",
">\n\nIt's Putin, he can change his mind, he is a dictator, he has no accountability.",
">\n\n\"pinky promise\"",
">\n\nYeah Russia usually does worse things to ppl than just killing them",
">\n\ndoes isreal trust russia who are encouraging iranians to upscale and improve drone production... yeah right!",
">\n\nWhat's Putin supposed to say to something like that? \"Well, I can't promise that, I kinda want to murder my political opponent\"?",
">\n\nAdmitting you can't and promising not to just might be the same thing in this instance.",
">\n\nAnd the Israeli PM is concerned about one man only and not the Ukrainian people because …?",
">\n\nAnyone who thinks this claim about not killing Zelenskyy has any value regardless of Putin’s credibility is saying they would sell out the lives of their fellow citizens to save their own skin. Zelenskyy is clearly not that person.",
">\n\nI promise I'm the true emperor of Israel",
">\n\nBecause Vladamir Putin never lies",
">\n\nOh, yeah that's something we should trust Mr. I Definitely Will Not Invade Ukraine when he says it",
">\n\nOh, phew.\n^(/s)",
">\n\nSo for those who didn't read the article, which it seems like noone did, according to the PM, Zelenskiy was hiding in an unknown location (due to the 3 failed assassination attempts, I presume, all of which took place before the alleged conversation between Putin and the PM) in order to avoid being killed. Once Putin promised to keep Zelenskiy alive, he came out of hiding and recorded the legendary video claiming he isn't afraid of Russia. \nWhat's interesting is that the assassination attempts seized, so Putin did, in fact, keep his word\nFurthermore, the PM claims that his peace talks were interrupted by western countries, which, considering what's happening now, isn't surprising whatsoever. I hope now that this stuff is becoming more mainstream people will finally start opening their eyes to what is actually happening instead of reading headlines specifically aimed at perpetuating a one sided narrative, what a fucking joke",
">\n\nAnd apparently also said in april 22 Putin was ready to give up on \"demilitarization\" and Zelensky on Nato membership, before the peace talks stalled, apparently in some capacity due to the western powers.\nBasically, a couple of hundred thousand Ukrainians and Russians will have died for what will inevitably be just that result... because the West couldn't live with the fact a 3rd party could have \"input\" on the extent of our military alliances. Ego.\nDoesn't bode well for how things will go in the Far East as the balance of power continues to get altered there. \nHuman race bout to blow ourselves back to the stone age cos of a pathological fear of losing face. Kinda fitting for what is in the end a bunch of apes.",
">\n\nI watched all Planet of the Apes movies. Does that count ? /s",
">\n\nso what? He also said Navalny poisoned himself.",
">\n\nThis is just BS Putin trying to save face.",
">\n\nAnd he believed him ? Awww so innocent.",
">\n\n“And we promised we’d believe him.”",
">\n\nSomehow this stupidity and perhaps malice from the former Israeli PM makes my blood boil.",
">\n\nIsrael is playing 3D chess while most are playing checkers… if it sounds crazy, it’s due to other cards being played",
">\n\nIsrael is out of the loop. There has already been numerous attempts on his life.",
">\n\nUkrainian here. The most surprising thing in this “Zelenskii killing” is that russians (and looks like one certain israeli too) think that killing our president will somehow change our will to fight.\nWe don’t give a fuck about Zelenskii. We will win and we will destroy russia with or without him.",
">\n\nWhat happens if he does?",
">\n\nWas it a pinky promise tho?",
">\n\nBut his fingers were crossed",
">\n\nChina said it wasn’t a spy balloon… you can’t believe what anyone says",
">\n\nPutin promises are less valuable than donkey piss.",
">\n\nReading that just makes me think of a bad movie script.\n\"You said you wouldn't kill him!\"\n\"I didn't, my soldiers did\"",
">\n\nNo, I shot him. The bullets and the fall killed him.",
">\n\nWtf but killing all the civilians is cool???!",
">\n\nHey, now Putin never kills anyone. \nRussia windows sure are precarious, though.",
">\n\nPutin's promise is worthless. He will do what he wants to do, regardless of words-shmords. He's a self absorbed despot.",
">\n\nHenry II of England did not kill Thomas Becket",
">\n\nMeaning Putin 100% planned/plans to kill Zelenskyy. Oh wait, we already knew that.",
">\n\nTrust me he has used every resource at his disposal to try and kill him lol.",
">\n\nI've had wet farts which were more trustworthy than putin",
">\n\nDid he pinky promise?",
">\n\nWtf",
">\n\nSo what you’re saying is Putin PROMISED to kill him. Since he does literally everything he claims not to and doesn’t do what he claims",
">\n\nHe never spoke the truth so far.\nWhy should het keep his word now.\nMoran.",
">\n\nOh shit... well I guess we're all good then...",
">\n\nA promise from Putin ain't worth a fart in the wind. Who cares what that pathetic weakling promises?",
">\n\nZelenskyi*",
">\n\nPutin's promises have less weight than farts in the wind",
">\n\nI think they fail to understand that this war is not about the fate of Zelensky, but the fate of the Ukrainians and their country. He’s already deported thousands of Ukrainians to Russia including children. Amidst the fighting, we’ve lost sight of what is Russia’s goal in the future of a conquered Ukraine.",
">\n\nRussia also promised to never invade Ukraine. Their promises mean less than nothing",
">\n\nLol! Right! \nBut he had his fingers crossed the whole time!!",
">\n\nComing from pootin, sounds like a threat.",
">\n\nUseless news.",
">\n\nOf course not! He’ll just trip and fall out of a window.",
">\n\nBut did Zelensky promise not to kill Putin?",
">\n\nYou believe 'tin of poo' ?????\nI wouldn't bet on that with a nickle!",
">\n\nShould be other way around. Zelenskyy promises not to kill putin if he fugs off right this instant and pays for everything he broke.",
">\n\nThis is excellent news. I am very pleased with everyone’s diplomatic skills.",
">\n\n“He pinky promised, I swear on me mum”",
">\n\nOk so he wants to kill Zelenskyy, tell us something we didn't know.",
">\n\nAren't you right more frequently if you always assume the opposite of what Putin says?",
">\n\nAh, Putin … a man of his word. \nIf that word is “mischief”! 🤓",
">\n\nYeah no way he actually asked Putin that.",
">\n\nRussian humor sometime not translate well!",
">\n\nI’ve seen this movie, Putin looks to guy to his left “kill Zelenskyy”…",
">\n\nIn the article they called Naftali Bennett a western leader. I haven't looked up the definition of western in a while. Maybe it has changed, but I would consider geographically and culture wise for Vladimir to be more western than Naftali Bennett.",
">\n\nWhew.",
">\n\nPutin wont kill Zelensky himself by his own hand.\nWith a spy maybe, with a gun maybe, with poison maybe lol",
">\n\nZelensky would knock fuck out of Putin",
">\n\nI’m laughing so much at the stupidity of the statement and the fact that Tia Goldenberg, the journalist who made this article decided to focus on this particular statement for her click bait non essential article for apnews. And then I’m just enraged that these journalists continue to desensitizes the world by doing these types of crap reporting. Shame on her, shame on APNEWS director. What a fucking morons to be calling yourselves journalists.",
">\n\nHow stupid does one need to be to still waste time negotiating with Putin in 2023? The only way to meaningfully negotiate with him is with your foot on his throat and your full weight on the foot. Anything else is just fodder for his domestic propaganda apparatus.",
">\n\nYeah, like how Putin denies the many war crimes his soldiers are committing... Yeah no, he's not being serious. I definitely agree with the one guy saying that he'll just figure out a loophole or something.",
">\n\n\"I promise to not kill Zelenskyy\" (Just torture him to the point where he will accisently fall off a hotel building, accidently of course)",
">\n\nWow. A promise from Putin.\nMust be worth a lot.",
">\n\nRussia also promised never to invade Ukraine. Just saying...",
">\n\nThis is the dumbest nonsense I've heard. Is this guy for real? \nJust gonna ignore the many assassination attempts on Zelensky",
">\n\nGood thing he’s never lied before",
">\n\nOh, okay then.",
">\n\nI’m guessing if Putin isn’t lying, it’s because having Zelensky as a prisoner would do wonders as a shining example of why not to disobey Russia.",
">\n\n“Pinky promise?” \n“Pinky promise.”",
">\n\nSo this just confirms that he wants to assassinate him.",
">\n\nExcept when he tried",
">\n\nPutin, the moment Zelenskyy is near a 3 story window:",
">\n\nThis is officially the least credible thing a politician has ever said.",
">\n\nBWA-HAHAHAHA! Hehehe…snort!",
">\n\nof course he won't. should zelenskyy pass it will be a tragic suicide i which he shoots himself 12 times on the back before opening a window and jumping out.",
">\n\nputin's words have literally zero value anymore, so can we stop quoting what he and his idiots followers say?",
">\n\nI also promise to never bomb Saturn. Now who's the more magnanimous guy?",
">\n\nYeah, sure. I never thought Putin would be the one pulling the trigger anyway.",
">\n\nAre people still thinking that what comes out of Putin’s mouth has any meaning at all?",
">\n\nWell he certainly hasn't killed him yet I guess. Not for lack of trying.",
">\n\nBut did he pinky promise?",
">\n\nIf it was a pinky promise, I’ll believe it. Until then, I’m a liiittle suspect of that guy.",
">\n\nIt's only a shower afterwards we will all go eat a wonderful supper.",
">\n\nPutin and promises do not exactly coexist",
">\n\nPutin crossed his fingers behind his back though.",
">\n\nLiar is Pewtin.",
">\n\nOh well that’s a relief.",
">\n\nPutin is full of shit. He tried, he failed.\nIf he does it now, Zelensky dies a martyr and is immortalized in the history books.\nOnce again, Putin doesn't have good options except to pull out of Ukraine.",
">\n\nBut was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nI believe the former prime minister is named Gul Lible.",
">\n\nEvery bit as reliable as Hitler's promises.",
">\n\nyeah because russia won't win the war",
">\n\nWell ofc Putin wasn’t going to kill Zelenskyy. He was going to have his goons do it for him. And they tried at least twice, too.",
">\n\nHey for once a politician kept his promise.",
">\n\nYeah, well Putie promised me a bj but I’m sitting here still waiting for my blowie, so…",
">\n\nI will not kill Zelenskyy. Pasha will kill Zelenskyy.",
">\n\nHe always says the complete opposite of the truth.",
">\n\nHe won't kill him. He will capture him and torture him in the most inhumane way possible. It's best we don't allow that to happen.",
">\n\nYeah but was it a pinky promise?",
">\n\nOhhh …ok",
">\n\nPuts on Zelensky.",
">\n\nIsn't putins biggest political rival openly being tutored? Fun read",
">\n\nI’m glad Zelenskyy never made that promise",
">\n\nwell, i hope he's somewhere safe",
">\n\nHe prolly did promise to kill that former Israeli PM tho if he did not lie for him",
">\n\nJust like he doesn't kill his political opponents, they just fall down the stairs or down the window...",
">\n\nYeah so they’re definitely going to try to kill him,",
">\n\nSo you’re saying he’s trying to kill Zelensky?",
">\n\nWhat an idiots. So if Putin caught Zelenskyy and executed him. What can you do?",
">\n\nTIL there are still people who care what Putin says, like if it was reliable or something.",
">\n\nFalling out of a window is not killing him.",
">\n\nHe will have other people try.",
">\n\nI'll take Lying through his teeth for 500 Alex.",
">\n\nSo Putin definitely tried to kill Zelenskyy. Got it.",
">\n\nDidn’t Joe Biden called Putin a killer in his first year as President. This amateur Bennet guy looks like a Bond villain, he never heard about polonium sushi or view any russian windows ?",
">\n\nHe didn't say he won't fall from a window",
">\n\nPutin always means exactly what he says, except when he gives his word.",
">\n\nMy wife didn't cheat on me, I'm 100% sure: she swore to god.",
">\n\nAhahaha",
">\n\nWhat if Palestine promised not to kill the prime minister of Israel, should we let them take it?",
">\n\nHe also promised he had nothing to do with the attempted assassinations of Navalny",
">\n\nDid the representative of the Jewish nation also intercede for Putin not to kill Navalny? He should.",
">\n\nWhat the hell of a conversation are you guys having to have this as a positive point?",
">\n\nHe wouldn’t kill him, Zelensky will simply fall off the window accidentally",
">\n\nRussia makes these laughable bad, obviously false statements because it lays the ground work and narrative for many of the global propagandists that they have no direct control over. They know that right ring fascists will take whatever they say, spin it, and build on it until it's palletable for right wing pundits and media consumers.",
">\n\nThat’s a strong contender for the most obvious lie in the history of lies.",
">\n\nYes, and Russia swore in February of 2022 they were just engaging in military drills when they staged troops at the border of Ukraine. Worthless words.",
">\n\nPutin promised several heads of states not to attack the Ukraine. By signing the Budapest Memorandum Russia guaranteed to stand up for the territorial integrity of Ukraine.",
">\n\nI did not kill him, the polonium did.",
">\n\nWe are talking about the same people who promised an Orthodox Christmass truce.\nLol.\nLmao even.",
">\n\nHitler promised not to invade Czechoslovakia.",
">\n\nOh, that's ok then...",
">\n\nCause...he can't?",
">\n\nIf a head of state has another head of state killed, should the allies of the deceased still honor diplomatic protections? It's not like the countries we bombed wouldn't return the favor if they could. The world order Putin thinks he is creating would allow for this. If might makes right, then let him fuck around and find out. We should give him exactly what he is asking for (not what he wants) good and hard"
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They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.
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Floridaman
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism."
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Floridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman"
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Campaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews.
He doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies."
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True but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money."
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lol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again."
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I’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016."
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"We now support George Santos for President"
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support."
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George Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\""
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Then he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy."
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And he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars."
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I heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.
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[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!"
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This sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum."
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My worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already."
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The latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually
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"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks."
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Because DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.
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[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually"
] |
>
The idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.
That shouldn’t be possible.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is."
] |
>
Sorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible."
] |
>
nah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is."
] |
>
DeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.
I will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst."
] |
>
ok, but to be clear, i'm not speaking about overall who's worst, i'm saying it depends on the situations we face.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.",
">\n\nDeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.\nI will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump."
] |
>
Uh need to get rid of Koch as much as trump.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.",
">\n\nDeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.\nI will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump.",
">\n\nok, but to be clear, i'm not speaking about overall who's worst, i'm saying it depends on the situations we face."
] |
>
Not American but isn’t there a citizens United ruling that enables this kinda thing? Best bet is to get that bad boy repealed.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.",
">\n\nDeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.\nI will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump.",
">\n\nok, but to be clear, i'm not speaking about overall who's worst, i'm saying it depends on the situations we face.",
">\n\nUh need to get rid of Koch as much as trump."
] |
>
Really hard to do that with our politicians. Maybe in time if enough that wanted to change it got voted in, but it's hard to get them to change the law since the politicians themselves profit greatly from it.
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.",
">\n\nDeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.\nI will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump.",
">\n\nok, but to be clear, i'm not speaking about overall who's worst, i'm saying it depends on the situations we face.",
">\n\nUh need to get rid of Koch as much as trump.",
">\n\nNot American but isn’t there a citizens United ruling that enables this kinda thing? Best bet is to get that bad boy repealed."
] |
>
Maybe if dems get a super majority in the House and Senate it could happen?
|
[
"They must believe they found a more able agent for advancing their anti-Americanism.",
">\n\nFloridaman",
">\n\nFloridaman has Jeb levels of charisma. He's going to flame out in minutes once he has to actually campaign. There's a reason why he's never doing Fox spots in person or rallies.",
">\n\nCampaign? Haha. There were won’t be a convention, there won’t be debate, there will be heavily manipulated sound bites, testimonials from paid actors or bad faith actors, media manipulation and propaganda via places like FoxNews. \nHe doesn’t need charisma. He’s got Hollywood special effects and Kochind money.",
">\n\nTrue but he would still lose against Gavin Newsom if he tried this strategy and get absolutely steamrolled. Would be like JFK and Nixon all over again.",
">\n\nlol, and he will have to contend with rump, which you know won't stay quiet, and since he has been siphoning the GOP money right from the rubes, the GOP is short on cash now. I would love to see a split ticket GOP killing their side, but the national GOP will never let it happen. when times comes, they will get behind the rump like they fell in line in 2016.",
">\n\nI’m sure they’ll find someone worse to support.",
">\n\n\"We now support George Santos for President\"",
">\n\nGeorge Santos, First Man on the Moon? I'd vote for him and his magical tears that can bring plants back to life. Good ol' Santos, who bravely led American patriots against the T-Rex attacks at Valley Forge, can't think ~~up~~ of a better guy.",
">\n\nThen he captured a T-Rex and rode it into battle when he single-handedly won both world wars.",
">\n\nAnd he did it while curing cancer and forgiving humankind of all their sins!",
">\n\nI heard he single-handedly carved out Mount Rushmore with an old piece of chewing gum.",
">\n\nThis sets up the perfect storm for GOP infighting. The 30% of voting republican the swear loyalty to Trump will 110% watch the GOP burn to ashes if they don't get their way. I'm fine with this. Without a candidate that the entire party can rally behind, there's no way in hell a Democrat will lose to that as the margins are so thin already.",
">\n\nMy worry is that DeSantis can convert the “cruelty just for cruelty’s sake” GOP voters. He’s literally the same as Trump, just more coherent when he talks.",
">\n\nThe latest moves in Florida seem worse than trump actually",
">\n\nBecause DeSantis is more competent. Trump would have been just as bad if he was capable of getting more done and holding his tongue, like DeSantis is.",
">\n\nThe idea that one day a candidate can make me think omg he’s worse than Trump terrifies me.\nThat shouldn’t be possible.",
">\n\nSorry, but DeSantis is already worse. Lots of GOP politicians are worse, really. It just depends on if they run and how realistic their shot is.",
">\n\nnah, which one is worse depends on the specifcs of the issues at hand. if the worst choice in a situation aligns with Trumps narcissistic needs, he is the worst. if not, DeSantis is the worst.",
">\n\nDeSantis is just as bad as Trump at a minimum, worse than him if you consider he’s not a complete dumbass.\nI will forever push back on anyone I see insinuating that things wouldn’t be just as bad with DeSantis(if not worse) as they were with Trump.",
">\n\nok, but to be clear, i'm not speaking about overall who's worst, i'm saying it depends on the situations we face.",
">\n\nUh need to get rid of Koch as much as trump.",
">\n\nNot American but isn’t there a citizens United ruling that enables this kinda thing? Best bet is to get that bad boy repealed.",
">\n\nReally hard to do that with our politicians. Maybe in time if enough that wanted to change it got voted in, but it's hard to get them to change the law since the politicians themselves profit greatly from it."
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