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I was jogging and i realized i had a rip in my pants
So yesterday around noon i was jogging like i always do. Well i notice my pants feel weird, come to find out i have a giant rip in them
Oh my goodness, that must have been embarrassing
I was jogging and i realized i had a rip in my pants So yesterday around noon i was jogging like i always do. Well i notice my pants feel weird_comma_ come to find out i have a giant rip in them
Oh my goodness, that must have been embarrassing
It was because there was a lot of people outside. I know one of them had to see it
I was jogging and i realized i had a rip in my pants So yesterday around noon i was jogging like i always do. Well i notice my pants feel weird_comma_ come to find out i have a giant rip in them Oh my goodness_comma_ that must have been embarrassing
It was because there was a lot of people outside. I know one of them had to see it
I'm sure people looked away, it could have been them
I did a trust exercise where I fell back and my friends caught me.
I went to a retreat and did a very interesting exercise.
O yeah what did they teach you?
I did a trust exercise where I fell back and my friends caught me. I went to a retreat and did a very interesting exercise.
O yeah what did they teach you?
I stood up and my teammates were behind me. I crossed my arms, closed my eyes, and fell backwards. They caught me.
I did a trust exercise where I fell back and my friends caught me. I went to a retreat and did a very interesting exercise. O yeah what did they teach you?
I stood up and my teammates were behind me. I crossed my arms, closed my eyes, and fell backwards. They caught me.
O that is called a trust fall i think. it is used for team building
My neighbor got a brand new car when he is not even working
I cant believe my neighbor. He is not even working and bought a brand new car
What kind of car?
My neighbor got a brand new car when he is not even working I cant believe my neighbor. He is not even working and bought a brand new car
What kind of car?
Its a brand new Camero. I work two jobs and i cant get a new car but he can pfft.
My neighbor got a brand new car when he is not even working I cant believe my neighbor. He is not even working and bought a brand new car What kind of car?
Its a brand new Camero. I work two jobs and i cant get a new car but he can pfft.
Perhaps he's a meth dealer.
a friend just bought a house in st pete. must be nice.
friend of mine just spent the last 3 days in st pete looking at houses and she bought one pretty much for cash. must be nice. i don't blame her. i would too.
Well maybe you can too one day , I hope you do at the very least.
a friend just bought a house in st pete. must be nice. friend of mine just spent the last 3 days in st pete looking at houses and she bought one pretty much for cash. must be nice. i don't blame her. i would too.
Well maybe you can too one day , I hope you do at the very least.
some day i'll win the lottery and be able to haha. i'm actually happy for her. also means i can go visit and have a place to say.
a friend just bought a house in st pete. must be nice. friend of mine just spent the last 3 days in st pete looking at houses and she bought one pretty much for cash. must be nice. i don't blame her. i would too. Well maybe you can too one day _comma_ I hope you do at the very least.
some day i'll win the lottery and be able to haha. i'm actually happy for her. also means i can go visit and have a place to say.
That's what my friends told me when we moved to Colorado for school. Free couchrides for life.
Going up to Pikes Peak in a few weeks for the first time since moving to colorado. Over 14k feet of awesomeness.
I'm getting to see Pikes Peak for the first time since moving to Colorado.
oh very cool. I have never been to Colorado. I keep saying i want to go but never do. Maybe for GABF in a couple years. Who knows.
Going up to Pikes Peak in a few weeks for the first time since moving to colorado. Over 14k feet of awesomeness. I'm getting to see Pikes Peak for the first time since moving to Colorado.
oh very cool. I have never been to Colorado. I keep saying i want to go but never do. Maybe for GABF in a couple years. Who knows.
It is definitely worth a visit. If you come from the east, skip kansas, Its flat which is cool for a while, but then just the smell of cow.
Going up to Pikes Peak in a few weeks for the first time since moving to colorado. Over 14k feet of awesomeness. I'm getting to see Pikes Peak for the first time since moving to Colorado. oh very cool. I have never been to Colorado. I keep saying i want to go but never do. Maybe for GABF in a couple years. Who knows.
It is definitely worth a visit. If you come from the east, skip kansas, Its flat which is cool for a while, but then just the smell of cow.
i've heard that. i'd be coming north from Austin so easy enough to avoid cow smell :D
Going up to Pikes Peak in a few weeks for the first time since moving to colorado. Over 14k feet of awesomeness. I'm getting to see Pikes Peak for the first time since moving to Colorado. oh very cool. I have never been to Colorado. I keep saying i want to go but never do. Maybe for GABF in a couple years. Who knows. It is definitely worth a visit. If you come from the east_comma_ skip kansas_comma_ Its flat which is cool for a while_comma_ but then just the smell of cow.
i've heard that. i'd be coming north from Austin so easy enough to avoid cow smell :D
enjoy your 12 hour drive to the border :P haha god texas is so big.
I love my girlfriend so much. I think im going to marry her.
MAN MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHO I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER.
Thats great I have an excellent spouse as well.
I love my girlfriend so much. I think im going to marry her. MAN MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHO I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER.
Thats great I have an excellent spouse as well.
Sorry about caps lock i didn't realize. And yea i think i'm going to propose here shortly.
I love my girlfriend so much. I think im going to marry her. MAN MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHO I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER. Thats great I have an excellent spouse as well.
Sorry about caps lock i didn't realize. And yea i think i'm going to propose here shortly.
Congratulations and thats OK I do that a lot too.
I love my girlfriend so much. I think im going to marry her. MAN MY GIRLFRIEND IS AWESOME I DON'T KNOW WHO I WOULD BE WITHOUT HER. Thats great I have an excellent spouse as well. Sorry about caps lock i didn't realize. And yea i think i'm going to propose here shortly.
Congratulations and thats OK I do that a lot too.
Thanks! I need to make sure i make it an epic propasal. She deserves the best.
I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious.
I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious.".
Pools are so much fun. You can even throw parties just because you have them!
I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious. I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious.".
Pools are so much fun. You can even throw parties just because you have them!
Yes I love to relax and have fun with friends.
I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious. I wanted to get a new pool. My parents got a new pool and im so envious.". Pools are so much fun. You can even throw parties just because you have them!
Yes I love to relax and have fun with friends.
Same. Sometimes they can be expensive as far as chemicals and maintenance.
was going in for a test and was very excited because i knew i would pass! it was not hard since i was so peppy!
I was so happy today. I woke up early and ate a good breakfast then went in for my test and I know i passed it !
Great news! You must be feeling pretty good today.
was going in for a test and was very excited because i knew i would pass! it was not hard since i was so peppy! I was so happy today. I woke up early and ate a good breakfast then went in for my test and I know i passed it !
Great news! You must be feeling pretty good today.
I am! it is like im on top of the world!
was going in for a test and was very excited because i knew i would pass! it was not hard since i was so peppy! I was so happy today. I woke up early and ate a good breakfast then went in for my test and I know i passed it ! Great news! You must be feeling pretty good today.
I am! it is like im on top of the world!
You should celebrate with a drink or a nice dinner out maybe
was going in for a test and was very excited because i knew i would pass! it was not hard since i was so peppy! I was so happy today. I woke up early and ate a good breakfast then went in for my test and I know i passed it ! Great news! You must be feeling pretty good today. I am! it is like im on top of the world!
You should celebrate with a drink or a nice dinner out maybe
I think I will tonite!
was going in for a test and was very excited because i knew i would pass! it was not hard since i was so peppy! I was so happy today. I woke up early and ate a good breakfast then went in for my test and I know i passed it ! Great news! You must be feeling pretty good today. I am! it is like im on top of the world! You should celebrate with a drink or a nice dinner out maybe
I think I will tonite!
Where do you think you might go?
I was late picking my wife up after a surgery because I fell asleep. When I arrived, my track pants were on backwards.
Welp, I showed up at the hospital with my pants on backwards today
I have had that happen, did you run to the bathroom to fix it?
I was late picking my wife up after a surgery because I fell asleep. When I arrived, my track pants were on backwards. Welp_comma_ I showed up at the hospital with my pants on backwards today
I have had that happen, did you run to the bathroom to fix it?
Yeah I did lol. I was sleeping and had to wake up and run. They are track pants so it was easy to do
I was late picking my wife up after a surgery because I fell asleep. When I arrived, my track pants were on backwards. Welp_comma_ I showed up at the hospital with my pants on backwards today I have had that happen_comma_ did you run to the bathroom to fix it?
Yeah I did lol. I was sleeping and had to wake up and run. They are track pants so it was easy to do
It happens but im glad you got it fixed. hopfully no one notcied
I was late picking my wife up after a surgery because I fell asleep. When I arrived, my track pants were on backwards. Welp_comma_ I showed up at the hospital with my pants on backwards today I have had that happen_comma_ did you run to the bathroom to fix it? Yeah I did lol. I was sleeping and had to wake up and run. They are track pants so it was easy to do
It happens but im glad you got it fixed. hopfully no one notcied
Oh my wife noticed. Boy did she ever!
Was supposed to meet up at girlfriends moms house to go out with some friends. Arrived to a going away party with so many people.
I totally drove up to a party a few months ago.
Did you have a good time?
Was supposed to meet up at girlfriends moms house to go out with some friends. Arrived to a going away party with so many people. I totally drove up to a party a few months ago.
Did you have a good time?
Yea except for the fact we were just supposed to be meeting two friends to go on a last double date before we moved.
Was supposed to meet up at girlfriends moms house to go out with some friends. Arrived to a going away party with so many people. I totally drove up to a party a few months ago. Did you have a good time?
Yea except for the fact we were just supposed to be meeting two friends to go on a last double date before we moved.
Sometimes a party can be more fun.
My sister can really get on my nerves. She stole money from me again.
My sister can really get on my nerves.
I know how you feel. I have a brother I feel the same way about.
My sister can really get on my nerves. She stole money from me again. My sister can really get on my nerves.
I know how you feel. I have a brother I feel the same way about.
She just stole money from me yet again. I might have to stop being around her.
My sister can really get on my nerves. She stole money from me again. My sister can really get on my nerves. I know how you feel. I have a brother I feel the same way about.
She just stole money from me yet again. I might have to stop being around her.
Thats not good. Have you thought about turning her in?
My sister can really get on my nerves. She stole money from me again. My sister can really get on my nerves. I know how you feel. I have a brother I feel the same way about. She just stole money from me yet again. I might have to stop being around her.
Thats not good. Have you thought about turning her in?
Hell no. thats family and she has an addiction. In can weirdly understand but thats why she keeps doing it.
I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted.
I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted..
Did you getr accepted?!
I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted. I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted..
Did you getr accepted?!
I am still waiting to find out.
I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted. I decided I wanted to go to nursing school and that I could get accepted.. Did you getr accepted?!
I am still waiting to find out.
I hope you are accepted. How do you feel as far as your application looked?
I am waiting to hear back about a job interview, I hope i get the job!
I am praying i get called back to this place i interviewed at. I had two interviews and now im playing the waiting game
I wish you good luck, what kind of job is it?
I am waiting to hear back about a job interview, I hope i get the job! I am praying i get called back to this place i interviewed at. I had two interviews and now im playing the waiting game
I wish you good luck, what kind of job is it?
It is marketing, I have been appling all over but i really want to work at this place
I am waiting to hear back about a job interview, I hope i get the job! I am praying i get called back to this place i interviewed at. I had two interviews and now im playing the waiting game I wish you good luck_comma_ what kind of job is it?
It is marketing, I have been appling all over but i really want to work at this place
Marketing is a rough business, but once you get your foot in the door, work hard , but dont let it consume your life.
I went skydiving for the first time. I had to strap myself to someone I didn't know, and jump out of a perfectly good plane.
I went skydiving for the first time .
I dont think I could do that its way to scary for me
I went skydiving for the first time. I had to strap myself to someone I didn't know, and jump out of a perfectly good plane. I went skydiving for the first time .
I dont think I could do that its way to scary for me
It is scary, and I'm terrified of heights. I had to strap myself to a stranger and jump out of a perfectly good plane with a hole in it.
I went skydiving for the first time. I had to strap myself to someone I didn't know, and jump out of a perfectly good plane. I went skydiving for the first time . I dont think I could do that its way to scary for me
It is scary, and I'm terrified of heights. I had to strap myself to a stranger and jump out of a perfectly good plane with a hole in it.
It just seems like something could go wrong. You are a lot braver than me my firend
I went skydiving for the first time. I had to strap myself to someone I didn't know, and jump out of a perfectly good plane. I went skydiving for the first time . I dont think I could do that its way to scary for me It is scary_comma_ and I'm terrified of heights. I had to strap myself to a stranger and jump out of a perfectly good plane with a hole in it.
It just seems like something could go wrong. You are a lot braver than me my firend
What's life if you don't experience it.
I recently took my dog on a walk with out a leash and he did great.
I took my dog on a walk without his leash! I felt scared he would run off but he did great!
Sounds like your dog had fun.
I recently took my dog on a walk with out a leash and he did great. I took my dog on a walk without his leash! I felt scared he would run off but he did great!
Sounds like your dog had fun.
He was very excited about it. I feel like he minds me more than ever.
I recently took my dog on a walk with out a leash and he did great. I took my dog on a walk without his leash! I felt scared he would run off but he did great! Sounds like your dog had fun.
He was very excited about it. I feel like he minds me more than ever.
It's good that you are able to discipline your dog.
I recently took my dog on a walk with out a leash and he did great. I took my dog on a walk without his leash! I felt scared he would run off but he did great! Sounds like your dog had fun. He was very excited about it. I feel like he minds me more than ever.
It's good that you are able to discipline your dog.
Yea i am proud of him.
My father died and I was so angry at him. And I felt great shame at feeling that way about the whole situation.
My father died, and I was so angry at him.
sorry for your loss, why were you angry with him?
My father died and I was so angry at him. And I felt great shame at feeling that way about the whole situation. My father died_comma_ and I was so angry at him.
sorry for your loss, why were you angry with him?
No will because he was too stubborn. I felt like a terrible son for being angry.
My father died and I was so angry at him. And I felt great shame at feeling that way about the whole situation. My father died_comma_ and I was so angry at him. sorry for your loss_comma_ why were you angry with him?
No will because he was too stubborn. I felt like a terrible son for being angry.
its natural to have those emotions
my husband gave me his grandmother earrings
my husband gave me his grandmother earrings
I bet that meant a lot to you , and him as well.
my husband gave me his grandmother earrings my husband gave me his grandmother earrings
I bet that meant a lot to you , and him as well.
yes, totally surprised. im honored
my husband gave me his grandmother earrings my husband gave me his grandmother earrings I bet that meant a lot to you _comma_ and him as well.
yes, totally surprised. im honored
Well cherish them, and what they represent, and you will be awesome.
my husband gave me his grandmother earrings my husband gave me his grandmother earrings I bet that meant a lot to you _comma_ and him as well. yes_comma_ totally surprised. im honored
Well cherish them, and what they represent, and you will be awesome.
thanks and i will cherish them for life and then pass them to our daughter
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there.
The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable.
Why was she yelling at the cashier?
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there. The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable.
Why was she yelling at the cashier?
She thought the cashier was charging her extra.
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there. The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable. Why was she yelling at the cashier?
She thought the cashier was charging her extra.
I feel a little bad for the cashier.
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there. The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable. Why was she yelling at the cashier? She thought the cashier was charging her extra.
I feel a little bad for the cashier.
Same here. They already have a tough job dealing with so many people.
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there. The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable. Why was she yelling at the cashier? She thought the cashier was charging her extra. I feel a little bad for the cashier.
Same here. They already have a tough job dealing with so many people.
I agree. So many people are inconsiderate of workers.
My mom yelled at a cashier and i felt like i should have left her there. The other day my mom yelled at a cashier. She was so unreasonable. Why was she yelling at the cashier? She thought the cashier was charging her extra. I feel a little bad for the cashier. Same here. They already have a tough job dealing with so many people.
I agree. So many people are inconsiderate of workers.
I have worked jobs like that so i always make sure to make my interaction with them as pleasant as possible.
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back.
I lent some money to a friend.
Is he a reliable friend?
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend.
Is he a reliable friend?
He is, I was a little worried though if I would get it back.
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend. Is he a reliable friend?
He is, I was a little worried though if I would get it back.
I am sure you will. It could take awhile but im sure he will make enough to pay you back. or is it a she?
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend. Is he a reliable friend? He is_comma_ I was a little worried though if I would get it back.
I am sure you will. It could take awhile but im sure he will make enough to pay you back. or is it a she?
He's a guy. He already paid me back though.
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend. Is he a reliable friend? He is_comma_ I was a little worried though if I would get it back. I am sure you will. It could take awhile but im sure he will make enough to pay you back. or is it a she?
He's a guy. He already paid me back though.
Oh nice! Good man! You are a good friend!
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend. Is he a reliable friend? He is_comma_ I was a little worried though if I would get it back. I am sure you will. It could take awhile but im sure he will make enough to pay you back. or is it a she? He's a guy. He already paid me back though.
Oh nice! Good man! You are a good friend!
Thank you, I do what I can.
I lend money to a friend. I needed the money back by next month and I got it back. I lent some money to a friend. Is he a reliable friend? He is_comma_ I was a little worried though if I would get it back. I am sure you will. It could take awhile but im sure he will make enough to pay you back. or is it a she? He's a guy. He already paid me back though. Oh nice! Good man! You are a good friend!
Thank you, I do what I can.
I am sure that knarma is coming back soon ;)
going to visit my old high school
went to my old high school recently
That can be weird. Lots of memories.
going to visit my old high school went to my old high school recently
That can be weird. Lots of memories.
good and bad mostly funny
going to visit my old high school went to my old high school recently That can be weird. Lots of memories.
good and bad mostly funny
Sometimes it's good to reminisce.
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet.
I was really nervous to move across country.
why were you so nervous
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country.
why were you so nervous
Knew noone where we were moving, and also far away from my mother, who is getting old.
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country. why were you so nervous
Knew noone where we were moving, and also far away from my mother, who is getting old.
noone knew that you were moving?
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country. why were you so nervous Knew noone where we were moving_comma_ and also far away from my mother_comma_ who is getting old.
noone knew that you were moving?
oh sorry, we knew no one where we were moving to.
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country. why were you so nervous Knew noone where we were moving_comma_ and also far away from my mother_comma_ who is getting old. noone knew that you were moving?
oh sorry, we knew no one where we were moving to.
oh, that has to be scary
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country. why were you so nervous Knew noone where we were moving_comma_ and also far away from my mother_comma_ who is getting old. noone knew that you were moving? oh sorry_comma_ we knew no one where we were moving to.
oh, that has to be scary
Amazingly lol. But here I am.
When we were deciding to move across the country i was really nervous about the whole idea of it. I almost got cold feet. I was really nervous to move across country. why were you so nervous Knew noone where we were moving_comma_ and also far away from my mother_comma_ who is getting old. noone knew that you were moving? oh sorry_comma_ we knew no one where we were moving to. oh_comma_ that has to be scary
Amazingly lol. But here I am.
here you are, killing it
my kids gold fish died
my kids goldfish died today
How is the kid handling it?
my kids gold fish died my kids goldfish died today
How is the kid handling it?
i went and got another goldfish before they got home
my kids gold fish died my kids goldfish died today How is the kid handling it?
i went and got another goldfish before they got home
Tried and true, what generation of goldfish is this one?
my kids gold fish died my kids goldfish died today How is the kid handling it? i went and got another goldfish before they got home
Tried and true, what generation of goldfish is this one?
lol this is the third goldfish that has died. they dont last very long
my kids gold fish died my kids goldfish died today How is the kid handling it? i went and got another goldfish before they got home Tried and true_comma_ what generation of goldfish is this one?
lol this is the third goldfish that has died. they dont last very long
atleast it is nt a hampster with specific markings
my kids gold fish died my kids goldfish died today How is the kid handling it? i went and got another goldfish before they got home Tried and true_comma_ what generation of goldfish is this one? lol this is the third goldfish that has died. they dont last very long
atleast it is nt a hampster with specific markings
true, that would be hard to replicate
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day.
I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute.
That's really cute! Were they the same age?
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute.
That's really cute! Were they the same age?
One looked jsut a few years older.
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute. That's really cute! Were they the same age?
One looked jsut a few years older.
My children are getting older
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute. That's really cute! Were they the same age? One looked jsut a few years older.
My children are getting older
How old?
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute. That's really cute! Were they the same age? One looked jsut a few years older. My children are getting older
How old?
My son is fifteen.
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute. That's really cute! Were they the same age? One looked jsut a few years older. My children are getting older How old?
My son is fifteen.
Tough age. Are they doing ok?
I saw a child help another child across the street the other day. I saw a kid help another kid cross the street. It was soo cute. That's really cute! Were they the same age? One looked jsut a few years older. My children are getting older How old? My son is fifteen.
Tough age. Are they doing ok?
Oh yes. I actually ordered him a Lyft the other day to get from one friends house to another. I wasn't worried though. I think the system is solid.
I ordered a Lyft for my 15 year old son to go from one friend's house to another.It might seem weird for him to ride with a stranger, but I was comfortable with the syste.m.
Some people might be worried but I really wasn't.
What were they worried about?
I ordered a Lyft for my 15 year old son to go from one friend's house to another.It might seem weird for him to ride with a stranger, but I was comfortable with the syste.m. Some people might be worried but I really wasn't.
What were they worried about?
Letting their kid get into an Uber or Lyft.
I ordered a Lyft for my 15 year old son to go from one friend's house to another.It might seem weird for him to ride with a stranger, but I was comfortable with the syste.m. Some people might be worried but I really wasn't. What were they worried about?
Letting their kid get into an Uber or Lyft.
Lol i think thats the 21rst centurl. its funny back in the day they said don't get in strangers cars.
I ordered a Lyft for my 15 year old son to go from one friend's house to another.It might seem weird for him to ride with a stranger, but I was comfortable with the syste.m. Some people might be worried but I really wasn't. What were they worried about? Letting their kid get into an Uber or Lyft.
Lol i think thats the 21rst centurl. its funny back in the day they said don't get in strangers cars.
I know! But he's 15, and 6 feet tall, and there is so much transparency in the ridesharing system.