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Time flies
I see
You were so caught up in the report that you didn't realize it was past midnight already
Same here
Same here
So admittedly, I was caught up in other things
Definitely not the report
Oh no nothing
Nothing someone in your position should be concerned with boss
Just, you know, secretary stuff
Post, paper clips, Staples? Filing that
Yes
Definitely
Filing
How should i said filing
Oh, no
Of course, it's not your fault I'm staying late
It's just that I really enjoy working under you boss
Oh, I'm so grateful that you decide to hire me of all people for such an important position
I can't describe how happy I am to be here to help you and make your day easier and more pleasant in any way I can
I truly profoundly believe that I was made to obey your orders boss
Oh, my is that so boss? I have no idea I was the only one to apply for this position
Are you sure you're not mistaken? That is honestly so hard to believe
Wow
Why in the world would no one else want to get paid to service such a wonderful hard working caring passionate Gorgeous person like yourself
Oh, forgive me boss
I got a bit carried away
Oh, oh please don't give me that cautious look
You know I have a peculiar wing with words, and it is late
Please don't mind my silly rambling
That being said, from a certain point of view, Well, we have just spent half the night of the office together
Mh
And it's not the first time we're doing over overtime together, I think people are bound to start talking about this soon Office relationships like this don't go and unnoticed long
So I was thinking boss, Well, since the rumors will inevitably spread anyway, How about we make them true? It's not like it's going to make a difference at this point
I promise you won't regret it fast
Oh, i'll do such a good job for you
What what? Oh, yes
Of course
That's that's what I meant
Right
The the rumors about us to being silly work hot
Right? So embarrassing
Yeah
No totally
You're absolutely right as usual boss
No
I I wouldn't actually describe myself as a
I'm just dedicated
Devoted even, I'm very devoted to making sure you succeed and have some fun along the way
Of course
So I'm really happy to stay late with you if that's what gets us there
Or or just in general
Oh, no boss
I would absolutely not rather be somewhere else tonight
But what a silly question? Oh no, because of course, you can ask me anything and I mean it anything I promise I promise I won't be upset uncomfortable
Anything
Oh, no
Boss, there's no one waiting for me back home
I'm single, inexperienced, but a quick learner
No pets
And very much on the market boss
Just like my resume said, Well, What do you think I mean by that boss? Because I'm definitely willing to go along with your interpretation
It can mean anything you wanted to
What what? What market? Oh, yes
Me, of course
Of course, my being on the market I was referring to our company finally going public
Yes
By the way boss
Do You mind if I ask you a question and return? I know I should know my place and not get to nosy but Alright
Of course
Thank you, Boss
Say what
To Do you have anyone waiting for you at home? I mean, we're both here tonight after all
No
Really? Oh, that's amazing
Well, it's amazing because Because you can follow your passion and build up your business without a nagging spouse giving you all ultimatum and driving you with divorce because you don't pay them any attention and are constantly staying late with I mean have you ever been married boss? No
U Well please don't think that what I just described is the only way marriage can be
Oh, there's nothing further from the truth
There isn't a doubt in my mind that there are
U there is a woman out there for you that would happily support your entrepreneurial spirit Well, maybe even share it
I know there's a real go get her out there just for you
Yes
I'm I'm quite sure the right one in this closer than you apparently realize boss
Oh oh, yes
Of course
I'm done for today
Well, I'd love you to escort me to my car boss
You know how parking garages are
And psycho paths are everywhere
They can blend in so easily with the most meat una assuming shy people
Oh, thank you for your concern boss
Let's go
Will you please get the elevator
I'll be right behind you
I just need to get something out of my purse, you know Girl stuff
Pattern my nose
Taser her
Just case