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I can do chores for instance
I taking out the trash
If you'd like, I can start with Jesse
I'm sure you don't want the many anywhere near your kidneys after all
Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance
Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives
So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even
I'm way more helpful than Jesse
Take my purse for instance
They've been through melanie
Coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself
See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria
Spare in the science ba, the show version
And a marker is quite literally care depression
I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy
But I don't think Fox compare though
I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing
So you wanted it there
I can create a cap
And there are no good fox buns
Cat get all fast
I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that
Oh Charlie
But Not only my purse positively amazing? Also extremely handy
I'm particularly skilled fixing broken windows
Yes see
I see her human Jesse is a home made
They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window
They didn't even fix it
And, honestly, clock is so easy
Breaking the window was not necessary
But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things
Following Jesse's and incompetence I quickly got to work fixing the window
I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them
There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me
They consider part, I mean
I have to while I was in your home
I replace some your food in your fridge with identical a
Without a later expiration nate
So I know you must love me more than Jesse
You can go ahead and say it
Any second now? Yeah
Right
I know you love me more
Like darling human
Just like at Charlie sad excuse for tail
Good love a tail like that
It's been s
Not super fluffy
And but she like mine
So go ahead
You can fluff it if you want
And I know you want to
Don't fall for their cheap drinks
They're using a tail extension
You can still see the receipt attached
Oh, i my tail is completely real
I cannot assure you
Go ahead and my Darling human
Go ahead love it
It'll blow your mind
Like a moth an a loud story
Charlie doesn't have a fluffy tail like this
And you won't have a tell fluffy you keep pot like this
See
Doesn't that just feel amazing
Feel how nice and fluffy it is
I've never let anyone else bought my tale before you know
You're my first
Make a great
I might add
If you let me inside it
You can give it test
I've taken such extra hair of my dear because I'm so devout to you
Seriously, you have no idea
How devoted I have to you? I would go to the end of the earth for you
And not just on a plane either
Because that would be too easy
So It won't be much of display of devotion about it and also because I'm on a list
Just some of the things I've done for you, they won't let me on plans
They say they're devoted, but did they deal a top secret camera from Nasa so they could spy on you in one million k resolution
I think not
You a great and one million k right away? Too
I will give you a hundred grams of cat to back off
Wow that is a lot of cat
But no
I love my seat sweetheart
Way more than all the cabinet been the whole wide world, more than any scratching post, and I can't leave them with you Ja you're a thief
Yeah the reason that socks always go missing
Again
With your baseless allegations charlie
You ever learn
Listen to me
I'm my darling human
You should really just pick me already
I even already changed my last name to yours
Here
I know what might change your night
I thought you a present to show you how much I care about you
Look, it's doll I need for you