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I can do chores for instance
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I taking out the trash
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If you'd like, I can start with Jesse
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I'm sure you don't want the many anywhere near your kidneys after all
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Are bold words for someone within acquiring distance
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Those are some bold words for someone with less than nine lives
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So what you're saying and that you can afford to lose a view? Anyway, like I was saying, my see aren't even
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I'm way more helpful than Jesse
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Take my purse for instance
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They've been through melanie
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Coalition to be helpful to precious this little humans such as yourself
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See they release a certain chemical couldn't orphan, which can help trigger feelings of euphoria
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Spare in the science ba, the show version
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And a marker is quite literally care depression
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I'm sharing that I'll come in the handy
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But I don't think Fox compare though
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I mean who even knows is what sounds they make? But not only my parents is positively amazing
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So you wanted it there
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I can create a cap
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And there are no good fox buns
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Cat get all fast
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I'm sure you want jokes, you can actually love that
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Oh Charlie
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But Not only my purse positively amazing? Also extremely handy
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I'm particularly skilled fixing broken windows
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Yes see
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I see her human Jesse is a home made
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They broke into your home and you weren't around and left you with a broken window
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They didn't even fix it
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And, honestly, clock is so easy
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Breaking the window was not necessary
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But leave it to jazzy to suck basic things
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Following Jesse's and incompetence I quickly got to work fixing the window
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I'm sure you didn't even notice they ever broke it, but really, that was so considered of them
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There's such an inconsistent home and invader, not like me
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They consider part, I mean
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I have to while I was in your home
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I replace some your food in your fridge with identical a
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Without a later expiration nate
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So I know you must love me more than Jesse
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You can go ahead and say it
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Any second now? Yeah
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Right
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I know you love me more
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Like darling human
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Just like at Charlie sad excuse for tail
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Good love a tail like that
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It's been s
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Not super fluffy
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And but she like mine
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So go ahead
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You can fluff it if you want
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And I know you want to
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Don't fall for their cheap drinks
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They're using a tail extension
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You can still see the receipt attached
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Oh, i my tail is completely real
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I cannot assure you
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Go ahead and my Darling human
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Go ahead love it
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It'll blow your mind
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Like a moth an a loud story
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Charlie doesn't have a fluffy tail like this
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And you won't have a tell fluffy you keep pot like this
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See
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Doesn't that just feel amazing
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Feel how nice and fluffy it is
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I've never let anyone else bought my tale before you know
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You're my first
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Make a great
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I might add
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If you let me inside it
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You can give it test
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I've taken such extra hair of my dear because I'm so devout to you
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Seriously, you have no idea
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How devoted I have to you? I would go to the end of the earth for you
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And not just on a plane either
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Because that would be too easy
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So It won't be much of display of devotion about it and also because I'm on a list
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Just some of the things I've done for you, they won't let me on plans
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They say they're devoted, but did they deal a top secret camera from Nasa so they could spy on you in one million k resolution
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I think not
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You a great and one million k right away? Too
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I will give you a hundred grams of cat to back off
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Wow that is a lot of cat
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But no
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I love my seat sweetheart
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Way more than all the cabinet been the whole wide world, more than any scratching post, and I can't leave them with you Ja you're a thief
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Yeah the reason that socks always go missing
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Again
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With your baseless allegations charlie
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You ever learn
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Listen to me
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I'm my darling human
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You should really just pick me already
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I even already changed my last name to yours
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Here
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I know what might change your night
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I thought you a present to show you how much I care about you
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Look, it's doll I need for you
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