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I have over one hundred on my phone
Or three
I don't have a driver's license
Okay
There was all the three statements
No
Can you tell me which one was a lie? Oh, we give you some time think it over obviously, You don't have to answer right away
No pressure
Take your time
I can get you some snacks or something while They're thinking it over by way
I've got some pumpkin shaped cookies with your name on them
Literally, I wrote your name on them with i
I think it makes them taste better
Oops Sorry
That was the wrong answer
The correct statement well, actually, I guess it's the incorrect statement in that case since it's a lie
But to only one of those statements that was lie, I have four hundred selfies on my phone, obviously, I don't bother taking selfies
You're the only one thing
I bother her taking pictures off
My phone has just filled so the brim with pictures of you
Each and every last one, miss a masterpiece
No matter what those pose at the arm say
As for television, obviously, I don't watch it
You're the only thing that really interests me And since I'm a witch, I don't need a driver's license or car when I can take my broom
And it's better for being just great too, since
Cars are allowed and noisy, and aren't good at quietly landing on your roof night
But enough of that, but one point for me? Honestly, I'm kinda shocked
I was giving you an easy set to start off with as a freebie
I had no idea you'd actually get it wrong
But Oh, well
No
Tell me
What if the following three statements? Is a lie? First, I took a cooking class for two years
Second, my favorite car It's volkswagen Login, art or three
I have four cats
So just take your time thinking about it
Alright? Then when you're ready, you can go ahead and give me the wrong answer
I'm patient
I can wait
You know, if you're not into balm shaped cookies, I also have one shaped black bats
Except these ones don't have her name on them, which is regrettable
I know
But instead they have
I'm better for you
Written of them and I say
Yeah
It's cheesy, but I don't know
I thought it was cute
Have also good ones shaped like ghosts too
The icing on those ones they don't ghost me
On them
As you can see, I have a bit of a neck for car lines
Oh, I'm sorry
Well, okay, I'm actually pretty happy about it because it puts you once step further towards towards being mine
But I'm afraid
That was the wrong answer
My favorite car really is a volkswagen art
It was tricky though
Right? It sounded like that was a lie
Because how do I have a favorite car when I don't even have a license But you see, the thing is that that car has a lot of space and his trunk
So I always thought if I ever kid if someone in that, there would be a lot of space for the person
And then there would still be lots of room left over for real and duck and whatever else I need
I really do have cats too
It sounded like that one could be alive because it's a lot of cats
Right? But It's a witch thing
Which is tentative to have cats? Well, I think of the more as familiar, I of them all
I promise
I'm not a crazy cat lady though
But I love them all so much
I really think of them as my children
I could never separate from them
Unless you're allergic to cats, in which case it will immediately throw it them way to carp because that sacrifice anything to you
I mean, that sacrificed sacrifice anything for you
To you
Sounds a lot more extreme
I'm sure you're not into that
Right? But if you're tough? I can get my hands
Son's some medicines sense or something
Oh, you're not
Oh, okay
That's fine
Anyway, the only one of those statements that was a lie was one about me taking a cooking class for two years I'm a great cook, but I'm actually natural
You could tell from the case of those cookies
Wait
Actually, does baking Cookies counters is cooking? Well, I guess it doesn't matter
What's more important is that i have two points now
That means I just need one more to win
I hope you like me because you're going
To be mine forever
Don't worry though
I'll take such good care of you and you're going to love being mine
There's lots of cookies in it for you
So let be surprised if you're in
Anyway, here's the next set of statements
You get the idea now
Point out the lie
First, I collect coffee mugs
Second, I shared the room with my sister growing up or third one
My first job was as a cashier
So think over it