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Recovering from an Italian cruise in the Mediterenean
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Today more sore than surgery day. Glad I took extra sick day. Full recovery expected after 6 weeks. Calling lawn service firms today
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word is marlon brando gave him 25 cent . . . yeah , tha GODFATHER
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Yeah prbly pickin up songs for SingStar. Haven`t checked the last few store updates. And dunno that Cranberries song.
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do you remember them all.... do not take that as a challenge to!
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It rained here too
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I hadn`t realised how Long it had been since I was last `tweeting`... Now I`m on here I don`t know what to say x
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The latest season doesnt air on any of the Indian tv channels. So, I kinda download the episodes / view them online
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I`m really full. Had a HUGE breakfast.
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_Ada_Franco I am working again! Woo hoo! Alas, I was unable to obtain an Elita-1 for your daughter. It`s $80!
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i just dyed my hair
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RB vi...t.y both ? http://blip.fm/~5jfu9
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weathers let me down this morning...ugh!...hada gd nite tho!
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coraline was scary yesterday, didn`t puke luckily. ahaa. 1 week & 1 day till i`m 14 baby
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Now I feel left out... All alone in AZ...lol
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Searching my home for a few things to cook them for dinner this evening. It`s mothers day so guess who im eating with
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at the house home alone , playing guitar some guitar hero loud.
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I am very bummed that there are no babydoll or spaghetti-strap tank Three Wolf Moon t-shirts. Love the meme; hate wearing a fabric box.
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trying to decide what to do tonight. Study Chem or write the night away. The night`s still young, perhaps I`ll do both
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NOICE. I realised that after exams I have 2 more weeks Forgot about the whole 2 weeks of Unit 4 in term 2 thing :/
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I need new socks
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At walmart playing hide and seek.
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Spent some time exploring Atlas and Hercules craters; re-finding things in UMa; Oph; Ser Caput; & Saturn w/ a fogged eyepiece Home by 2a
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i`m going to pig out on ice cream and potato chips
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Going to go kennel the dogs and then I am going to watch Goblet of Fire
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will be MIA until june 13.. finals
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i beat aye to the music hall. babyy, im like the cinnamon that beat the apple to the apple jacks.
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where are the good music and lyrics?! it seems like humans have lost their ability to understand whats good and whats bad.
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Went to bed at 12:20 last night. Woke up around 10:45. Holy ****. I need to get up EARLIER. Like 8. Wish I could get up at 6 every day.
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_chapman #whuffaoke is the same night as at Gillette Stadium!
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Who starts a briefing at 7:30 a.m.? People on the East Coast, that`s who.
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Just woke up and saw that the sun isn`t out I need to start waking up early
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Happy Birthday Mel. We miss you in the UK
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watching 'la rosa de guadalupe' damm this episode is so true they are people that make fun of the people that are virgins
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I think I`ve heard of that song. I`ll listen to it tomorrow.
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Hmm it seems to me _gun needs the followers.
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I wanna see Drag Me To Hell Someone take meee! Oh and Follow me. And Subscribe: http://www.youtube.com/user/JessiNoel29
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I saw that you were calling but cannot answer as I`m in the second hour of a phone convo with my mom and she won`t stop talking
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Spending a weekend doing nothing but being domestic ? You said it!
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Finally made it through Dead Space, that only took half a year
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GoodMorning. My Father`s going balistic, and I`d say more but I`d rather not get beat, so Have a Good Day, and please text me
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I would love to but sadly I have to work
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actually, i really do. mostly when i forget to take off my makeup before bed
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_carter can`t see it it says 'This video is private.'
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It`s officially the start and the end of my summer. Oh summer school
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Is asking that everyone please join me in praying for my mom she just got home from the ER and has to go see a heart doctor
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didn`t know the statue in the Venetian was a real man and screamed so loud everyone laughed
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wants the tickets for the concert
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Gremlin is asleep after a particularly challenging bedtime. I think it`s safe 4 me to go to bed -what a crazy Sat night for me!
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i don`t know why but, i can only find miss matched socks during winter. i mean, where do they all go?
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Getting ready to to to school
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LOL! Girl that video disturbed me and I love the hk theme too cute!
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Getting ready to to to school
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Is cold Mind you I have been sat outside for 30 mins waiting for a lift. I don`t care how much of a balearic evening it might be!!!
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So what does that make a queef
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having to use IE =/ firefox is playing up and i don`t know why will try and fix it tomorrow.
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another purse? Need to see photos.
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terence cao over-dose im fainting.
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last I looked. Hi back...
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is up, slightly later than planned... gunna get this essay done 2day!!
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Negghead mix on the air! http://tinyurl.com/ckdwao
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Woo! Nachos AND ice cream haha
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girl, when you crash, it may last for 2 days
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LOL! based on my last post then, I`ll plan on using you as a reference
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, finally, someone spreading the Hayley Love via Twitter. Welcome to the club, Taylor.
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Everyone is here. We`re off to party now
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lol, I know how you feel, but with 4 kids and my current work load, I am maxed out with no time to grow things.
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Hiya! How are you doing today?
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so early??
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just got home, talk
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Hmm Ok next time i see you il just get you to explain to me the whole process haha
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have to go now by`all <3 see ya later guys ****
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,,, hey mom,,
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wants chocolate milkkk
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_Thrifty eBay 10 mile rule not working for me. Too many pairs of leather trousers being sold in Aberdeen. Will try next week.
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Packing...
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Can we turn back time, make it so you didn`t hurt your knee so bad.. :`( and then you can come to mine and never be ignored??
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I`ll go now.I`ll watch teen nick!
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same with drunk guests.. Our jobs are pretty similar sometimes
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my grandpa was telling me how they used to cut up human bodies in med school
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Sasha`s helped too, of course
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Your Highness...........................crystalmarieDONTluvSpiteAnymore
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Monday mornings couldn`t exist if it weren`t for some hot tea.
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Had a great day, apart from the fact that I bought a USB HUB and as soon as I plugged it in, it broke!!!! **** you Tesco!!!!!!
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I hear you ...
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What`s wrong with Dr.Phil? I shamefully loved his show when I was able to watch it.
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'Stop your twittering' - Maryland cookies #bgt
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needs more followers
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Because you`re not exactly in those parts of Northern Emirates It was 5.3 Richter I think.
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ugh, i was so hungry i scarfed my lunch before i even thought to take a pic. #feastfriday
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On the way back to dublin Omg didnt hit the bed until 530 so i am so sleepy but once again on the road back to good ole dublin :-p ...
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I feel sorry for my bestie good luck ali!
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3rd day of pain
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hey hey, some else has twitter!
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Monday morning Lots to go out.. just waiting for a mate to add a style to my table and im set
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im trying to put up a pic but it wont work!!!!
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No more high school...
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Collabro w/JPhlip called 'California' was another hot one.
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Gusying up for dinner, Bourbon & Branch, Zeitgeist and surprise party for Taylor! Shh...
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I meant mamas
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