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sad day!!!!! Love you Ma� (8 years ago!)
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hired all the smart monkeys for e-mail marketing...
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my twitter says it needs a break i`ll be back in a bit (capacity??)
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If you yelled for 8 years, 7 months and 6 days, you would have produced enough sound energy to heat one cup of coffee.
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hahaha this is super late, but thank you!!
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today is maintenance day for me, my flat and my blog...yeahhhh a lot of little works
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Yes - it`s an article I wrote on my blog a while ago.
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Assembling/ figuring out this new alarm daddy gave me - SOOO loud I think I blew out my ear drum
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in 8th grade yearbook: for narnia movie release blurb, pic of aslan and my skandar!
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http://twitpic.com/4jhp8 - Waitin on them 2 tell me what`s the plan
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I am having a pretty good time at work talking **** with one on the gymnastics gils
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??? ?????? - http://bit.ly/nAcK2
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Ugh 3 more hours
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Gonna get my ticket to Las Vegas today. Gotta check my milage. Can`t wait till August
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Thts kinda young 4 me, boo.
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im up ..going to work!
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Would *you* pay $60K for a lunch with Oscar de la Renta? I don`t see her hitting East Village shops, do you?
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ops that lol wasnt supposed to got to twitter
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working weekend it looks like
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sees your Steve Coogan and raises you a Dylan Moran.
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ah! well, I`ll see if I can find u later in the week. I am tempted to look at Leica`s this week. LOL. We could go check it out.
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stuck in anniston, mississippi. because we got in a car accident :\ now im scared to drive boy drivers ed should be fun this summer D:
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'just' - http://tinyurl.com/cuy43t
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are you all going without me
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You spelled my name wrong, but message received http://tinyurl.com/krw9p3
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Thanks for the link. I`ve been out of NY, missed many non-online bills so know how badly my score`s been hit
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off to JFK (again), should be in texas soon.
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it does but the screen is dark - so when i click it, i hang up on whoever im talking to
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i only hav 8 followers !
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he calls me bella
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Kids attacking your keyboard?
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aaaaaaaahhhhhhhh I hate the Internet When will people learn 'native widgets are always best'
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Really? Awesome..Im mad cuz my followers r goin down *Take A Breath*
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@ 102.7 KIIS-FM hey, I can`t seems to get ryan`s show online, what`s not right then?
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I wanna see that movie 'Keith' with JMcCartney in it! It looks sooo good. But none of the video stores here carry it
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Missing my husband, but it was nice to wake up in my parents` house. The dogs are ecstatic
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I AM A CHILD OF THE DIGITAL AGE I USE TWITTER TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS do not bring logic into this
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my little sister told me i have a double chin aww
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One lactose pill is not enough for coffee....oopse
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My ear are popping.
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nah jkin he`s hot! so... bored now
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They grovelled On tomorrow morning, will post a link to the show, should be on just after 9am if anyone is about
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big hair rock day today me thinks here I go again to start xxxxx ? http://blip.fm/~5z4p7
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now that`s an imtetsting visual.
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unusual for them
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glad u feel like cooking I`m so tired
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word is marlon brando gave him 25 cent . . . yeah , tha GODFATHER
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gets to get up at 8am tommorow to collect money for Relay for Life! Yay Me! I do not want to get up
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yes I do! Because he is going to the marines to protect & serve and leaving me!
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Oooh, neat! Yes, SF has such good food. Again, so jealous of all you SF people.
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really... I`m an alumnus, and I don`t know myself! and we didn`t have Macs yet when I was there...
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hmmm i neeeddd foooddd nd is looking forward 2 playing with the puppy 2 day nd seeing lewishhh
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places to find you if you`re not home- marilyn and seria beach
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Ecaytrade people who said you`d come by stuff at 6:30..where are you ? Bugs me when people no-show
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Whoa man, now THAT was a great one. I went to Heaven for 5 seconds. U know why lah but pls shhh. LOL. So sorry u weren`t there!
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Chili night in Minneapolis. I refuse to turn the heat on in May!
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hehe indeed it is, I actually nearly changed my bio to just `Don`t Panic` but I wanted to keep in the #freehugs
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I`m saving up for a three burner weber for next year
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hypervenilating cuz i just watched keith urban`s new video!!! trying to calm down and im realizing how far away august 13 is!!!!
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stayed home from school today doctors sooooon.
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Shen computer just broke Time to get the old IBM out...
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artery tomorrow. No more Hagen Daz for me
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How about give golf lessons?? AND sing to your student taking lessons?? (JAKEOWEN2009 live > http://ustre.am/2S1Y)
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Joining twitter! Just added a random person
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Great long-weekend so far Going for a run now - no Judo tonight Then off to Blue Water for some 'Retail Therapy'
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What to do this weekend, what to do. Don`t think I`ll be making it to Michigan for The Wonder Years.
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i was helping my dad re decorate my bedroom. time 4 a shower!
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last leg of my travels today. totally exhausted, but thank goodness 'Ed' is keeping me company
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didnt say goodnight to you
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I`ll take a look tomorrow - definitely want to graph as many tweets as possible!
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Lots of things Nico. Gud news: I have a job Bad news: Its in the middle of nowhere. Got my phone 4 twitter but cnt play videos.
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At an 80``S retro prom wishing HE was here to dance with! I`m gonna miss his great dancing 2nite but still having a blast & a few drinks
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_Mitchell i`ve never been to the opera before...don`t think that was me
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Just got home from the bank, the teller was definitely hitting on me. Not interested.
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_M Awww, our Mother`s day has been and gone :o(. No work today, off out witht he camera in a little while, hopefully
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eat it caps. 3-2
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just saw UP it was a cute movie (:passed by a place called a peasants kitchen. wtf? that names kinda sad
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FATTY! omg i just found the worst **** out and idk what to do i need to talk to you!! hopefully i see you when you get off work.
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When you see someone without a smile pass them yours
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Chatting w/ Calyx.
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- u aint lost me, i`m right here
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Dany, meet Sorcha, Sorcha, Dany. Now you know each other. :-p
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Fighting a sore throat.. Few more days hard training then rest next week for Sunday race.. Oooohhh sun`s out... Nope.. Gone...
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_Girl Girl, those are bangin` shoes!!! Work it!
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How about we play tomorrow?
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changed my h/p number go online msn messenger to see
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nothing much on tv, seen most of the good stuff...think i`ll go to bed soon, but it`s too hot to sleep
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ontd is our god
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i don`t know the guys on radio disney have so much energy. i wouldn`t be able to do it <3
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yup, def swine flu. I think it was the sausage.
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and i got hello kitty tattoos! she`s a ballerina and i`m a ladybug
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Mexico City traffic Beating the rush hour to make it to the Aeropuerto
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_trees True. That`s kind of your style isn`**** and less of the 'old chap' ;-)
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laze about ! It`s. The bank holiday law
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gimme some ! i wanna try it (Soulja Boy Tell `Em LIVE live > http://ustre.am/2UhS)
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Spendin time with ant before he`s gone for the night
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FC is back dear.
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So long as they hold your wine without tipping.
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Kinda meant mother. Im giving props to for taking us
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