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lemme guess - you ran 5 miles at the gym, and are waking your kids up, and then going to the beach and / or recording studio?
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rushing to sitter to pick up my 103F-fevered preschooler
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looked up weather for greece this weekend....80 and sunny OMGZ
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don`t 4get Gina Thomas! ( the things u do, keep artist running from U) she`s a corrections officer in Jersey now
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I didn`t think anyone caught that
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_Pearson
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sorry 2 hear albert isnt well? dont know whole story, so i`ll keep ya`ll both in my prayers. (((hugs))) 2 u both!
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eat something!
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Are you okay?
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hangover today
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_z i cant even think about anything that smells like alochol lol
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why did u copy wot i wrote //hmm
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what did you do?haha. just wash your feet and go to bed,mommas boy
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. Really I look like a boy!!! I need someone to do my hair!
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Soaked in the rain in 30 seconds and I wasn`t even hiking 8.4 miles with 2.5 miles in the rain like last weekend.
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finally home for once after a dope **** week
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I could act in most Buffy eps I have seen them so many times, but s1 was shaky (apart from eps 1,2,6,7 & 12)
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I don`t have the fake fascination like i once did before. Cause i no longer have to pretend i like you
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my blog is now updated
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Thats on Fox isnt it? Never watched it
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recorded some of a new song today! u wont hear it for a long time thooo... we might play it at shows tho! so comeeeeee
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in computer class, photo booth doesn`t work
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I wish I could play guitar..... my guitar I got a few christmas`s ago is collecting dust! I need to learn! haha
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Collabro w/JPhlip called 'California' was another hot one.
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did you have fun last night? we didn`t see you.
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ohh I was so confused!:p I haven`t seen it. It`s your favourite?
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have someone help you with the makeup...you gots to go out looking fine and have another shot
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Is working all weekend
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Feel hungry now Cook for me pleaseYour food it`s my energy to work~
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back on the twit. much hw`s to do... will post something interesting when i think of it
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uploading photos. ughhhh, i have to go to school early tomorrow. fml. but woo excursion. i win
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So anyone looking for a vinyl-clad playset with a 30 year mfr warranty? 3 slides, 4 swing slots, rock climbing wall, more! Amish built!
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is wondering why no one else is following it.... C`mon people!
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i wanna go home
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at the house home alone , playing guitar some guitar hero loud.
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Away to the cinema tweet later may the 4th be with you all x
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did you get my text?
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IN Filipino if u say 'Nakuh grabeh!' it`s like sayin OMG
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so ready for dc tomorrow, photo trippin`
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I just signed up for Japanese 123 at Clark College... it will be a night class with Kamei-sensei... only two days a week KUSO!
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Standin in a forest, just got the maddest photos taken
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LIKE U SAID 'GIVE TC A CHANCE!' WE WILL MISS THOMAS BUT HAVE TO MOVE ON. SO WATCH THIS! http://bit.ly/r6RfC
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I need to be sleeping.. But i`m not even tired..
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7pm? So early. Dat`s 4pm my time.
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I really want a Shish kebab... Going to have to settle for toast
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i can`t believe that you guys are gonna stay just one day here in Rio de Janeiro again
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I selected 4 people today out of my list. Out of 300 or so I picked the 4 that made me laugh!
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playing with image
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wut u want a shot of ma?
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haha. Your a loser. ily
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why not? its the most retarded thing someone could do at their 16th, and you know me- I like to be retarded. 8(
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Home, getting ready to back to work on Monday. Maternity leaves is up
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going to the beach today
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woo! I was at whole earth tonight, maybe tomorrow some, let me know if you come back. Yay for wikipedia
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i didn`t get it. although, as it`s a religious thing i think i`ll let that one slip by...
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Yes, you should write an article.
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Yay got the Internet on my itouch working
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Re-pinging _B: Is it pathetic that I .... Or am I just pathetic ? naw you a cutie
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haha so the whole worlds there then lol
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Watching The Nightmare Before Christmas <3 Ask me if I care that neither Halloween nor Christmas is any time soon
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Darts and lunch at Horse Brass... but no beer for me http://bmap.us/2134
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IDIOTat)MilanQ Heyy. Th*nks For The Follow. Have A Good Night. (Frank_Whyte) #IDIOT
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ooo Growl and Yummy time coming soon for you too huh oh yeah, I have been hunting for a combo tshirt, think I can find one? NO
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wasn`t that mother song SO funny? SO wrong but SO funny - I heart
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I didnt save those links! I dont need distractions.. I just need motivation
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I`m crossing my fingers and hoping that this copy of Sims 2 works...last copy totally bit it hard.
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I can`t stream videos on my phone
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Last days of maternity leave
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hey rocstar
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LIVE NOW LIVE! ) DJ JAYEM B2B E.S.R Click : http://www.krisisdnb.com/listen.asx
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Where`s the story?! I wanna know! I wanna know!
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fuckkk i need sleepppppppp lol, happy mothers day mummy
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wasn`t the 'layers' just absolute positioned divs? Web compability killer
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and there is no top 40 radio station in fresno!
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Sportsmens Warehouse finally got field points in, i can now use all my arrows.
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live live or leaked live? If it`s live properly I may just role outta bed and download it
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cool what did you get?
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I`m all stuffted up but I gotta gets up & go netball
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@_kotenok !! ... maybe they took one look at you and said 'That`s our girl!'
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But I am with you... I hate doing it... can`t we just make music and magically not have to worry about money awe... sigh...LOL
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So long as they hold your wine without tipping.
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Heavenly Donuts at 11:30 at night...sounds like a heavenly match to me. SIYAL8R
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just got done washing dishes not too long ago
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Didn`t get bitten by a rabies infested person last night yay for me! Gonna scare Rachel with Quarantine tonight, this shall be fun
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Just got back.
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It`s soupy-soup time. Today: Heinz Cream of Chicken and Mushroom - yum! bbl
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.. i am going to fail my art final. FML. this was by far the worst semester of my life school wise- otherwise it was the best
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I need a break... PFFF... Work Sucksss Will be in Myrtle Beach SC in 45 days... things like that make me soooo happy woeiwoeiwoei
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And it`s starting to get cold
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_Cupcake I think only 23. I get confused easy tho. LOL I hope so if so two stopped following me 2. I know one did already.
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ohi i would marry Travis Pastrana in a second... hes not that attractive, hes just the sweetest thing and what he does is attractive ;)ha
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Me too
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Hydro drive abandoned after three miles
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flo can spell antidisestablishmentarianism off the top of her head. wait i just did
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yes I can imagine, I need my morning coffee otherwise I cannot function, have a good and relaxing Sunday
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FAWXING CRAYONS
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as long as you have someone to make out with lol
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I AM A CHILD OF THE DIGITAL AGE I USE TWITTER TO ASK SUCH QUESTIONS do not bring logic into this
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Who To Say Hi To And Who To Buy A Shot To. Lol. Jk.
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I really like how the weather widget on imac and iphone always predict different weather...not!
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