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< To say , > I lied , < but I am not a liar > is like saying , I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
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but I am not a liar
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To say ,
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N
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3_54583
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar < is like saying , > I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , < character matters at every level of society . > We need to value , cherish and celebrate positive ethics .
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character matters at every level of society .
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is like saying ,
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C
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3_54596
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To say , I lied , but I am not a liar is like saying , I do n’t speak any words of English . Lies always contradict , character matters at every level of society . < We need to value , cherish > < and celebrate positive ethics . >
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and celebrate positive ethics .
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We need to value , cherish
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C
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3_54607
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< I have n’t even interacted with anyone > < since I got off the bus > & I’m already in a’ fuck everything’ kind of mood . #great#pissed
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since I got off the bus
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I have n’t even interacted with anyone
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C
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3_54609
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! Lmao [USER] Niggas like skinny girls < cause they can slang us around during sex ...... > Ca nt do that with a big girl < huh ?’ >
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huh ?’
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cause they can slang us around during sex ......
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N
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3_54619
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Listen i’m just going to say it ... nnThe longer this goes with quality control checks .... < the more its looking like one of two options .. > either its being rigged ( I hate saying that ) orrrr .... the IDP fucked up so badly < that this is a shit show .... > #IowaCaucuses
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that this is a shit show ....
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the more its looking like one of two options ..
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N
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3_54639
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Cannon : < New providers . Used to have’ unbundled’ faculty > < where they did it all > #highered [USER]
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where they did it all
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New providers . Used to have’ unbundled’ faculty
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N
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3_54646
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< I wonder > < how many dumb rednecks boycott > #TacoBell for their new slogan’ Live Mas’ .
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how many dumb rednecks boycott
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I wonder
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C
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3_54650
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< WHERE IS SLANDER X SAID THE SKY’S POTIONSnnI’ve been listening to the unreleased live version for a couple weeks straight > and I ca n’t wait for the finished , HQ song . < Absolutely can not wait . >
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Absolutely can not wait .
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WHERE IS SLANDER X SAID THE SKY’S POTIONSnnI’ve been listening to the unreleased live version for a couple weeks straight
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C
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3_54654
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< on The Wire > when they were talking about’ Burners Burners throw out your Burners’ i always thought they meant CD burners for making mixtapes <’ i always thought >
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’ i always thought
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on The Wire
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N
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3_54657
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< Wait , Henrik is wearing the’ A’ in this game ? ? ? > < That’s so awesome . >
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That’s so awesome .
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Wait , Henrik is wearing the’ A’ in this game ? ? ?
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C
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3_54691
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Am I the only 1 < havn ahard time w the new’ MIO’ commercial ? ? > #ucansquirtalittleorsquirtalot#ijs < lol ... >
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lol ...
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havn ahard time w the new’ MIO’ commercial ? ?
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N
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3_54698
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< I audibly said > < oh fuck cuz I thought > I just got charged $ 200 + without any notice
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oh fuck cuz I thought
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I audibly said
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C
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3_54699
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I would say <’ cross your fingers’ > but that will make it hard to type . < newline > #ItsAlwaysFriday
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newline
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’ cross your fingers’
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N
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3_54709
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I would say <’ cross your fingers’ > but that will make it hard to type . newline < #ItsAlwaysFriday >
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#ItsAlwaysFriday
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’ cross your fingers’
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N
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3_54710
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do n’t assume < someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . > usually they put in hard work to look good . ask < how they train ! >
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how they train !
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someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism .
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N
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3_54725
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do n’t assume someone is’ naturally athletic’ or has a high metabolism . usually they put in hard work to look good . < ask > < how they train ! >
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how they train !
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ask
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N
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3_54731
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< #foodIQ > < - Meezer stuck paw in bowl & then in mouth . > meowed’ this is baked yam with side of steamed broccoli .’ howl . wot a cat .
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- Meezer stuck paw in bowl & then in mouth .
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#foodIQ
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N
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3_54732
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< Lol What ? > [USER] < I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! ! > 😂😂😂😂’
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I’d do a Nick on Shay lmfaooo ! ! !
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Lol What ?
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C
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3_54734
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Last night a dude stopped me < before I crossed at the light > and said :’ I just want to tell you < that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :) >
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that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :)
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before I crossed at the light
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N
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3_54741
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Last night a dude stopped me before I crossed at the light < and said : >’ I just want to tell you < that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :) >
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that you’re really gorgeous’ - Thank you :)
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and said :
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N
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3_54742
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<’ That was heavy duty the way > < your father fell out of that coffin . > He was like’ BLAH !’ & I was like’ DAAAMN !’’ Hahaha ( : #deathatafuneral
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your father fell out of that coffin .
|
’ That was heavy duty the way
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C
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3_54776
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People with bad breathe < be talking all in yo face like their breathe do n’t smell like shit , > < God bless this nigga mouth with your Holy Water >
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God bless this nigga mouth with your Holy Water
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be talking all in yo face like their breathe do n’t smell like shit ,
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C
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3_54784
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling < I get > when I realize the thing < I was really excited about and proud of > is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
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I was really excited about and proud of
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I get
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N
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3_54816
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get < when I realize > < the thing > I was really excited about and proud of is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
|
the thing
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when I realize
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N
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3_54818
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get < when I realize > the thing I was really excited about and proud of is something < I totally screwed up > and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
|
I totally screwed up
|
when I realize
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C
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3_54821
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize < the thing > < I was really excited about and proud of > is something I totally screwed up and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
|
I was really excited about and proud of
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the thing
|
N
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3_54822
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I need a better word than deflated to describe the feeling I get when I realize < the thing > I was really excited about and proud of is something < I totally screwed up > and need to do again to fix it . Deflated does n’t seem sufficient .
|
I totally screwed up
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the thing
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N
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3_54824
|
After hearing a conversation from a couple of female friends < I must ask’ > <’ Do Girls watch more or as much Porn > as Guys do ?’
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’ Do Girls watch more or as much Porn
|
I must ask’
|
C
|
3_54847
|
< Just want to say > <’ you’re welcome’ to everyone > I’ve ever met for me not having a Boston accent .
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’ you’re welcome’ to everyone
|
Just want to say
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C
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3_54850
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< Just want to say >’ you’re welcome’ to everyone < I’ve ever met for me > not having a Boston accent .
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I’ve ever met for me
|
Just want to say
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N
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3_54851
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’ Open up her mouth < and has teeth > that looks like tools ... < She can go into sears > and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
|
She can go into sears
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and has teeth
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N
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3_54862
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’ Open up her mouth and has teeth < that looks like tools ... > She can go into sears < and put black & decker out of business’ LoL >
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and put black & decker out of business’ LoL
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that looks like tools ...
|
N
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3_54865
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< Lmao People > < Who Have’ Entertainer’ In Their Bio Are So Funny . >
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Who Have’ Entertainer’ In Their Bio Are So Funny .
|
Lmao People
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C
|
3_54867
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< Hey [USER] , there’s somebody > < giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles . > Need to check into it . Think he goes by’ Obama’ .
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giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles .
|
Hey [USER] , there’s somebody
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C
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3_54906
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Hey [USER] , there’s somebody < giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles . > < Need to check into it . > Think he goes by’ Obama’ .
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Need to check into it .
|
giving stimulus money to green energy boondoggles .
|
C
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3_54909
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< Maybe it’s just me , > but I ca n’t deal with u nor have the time for u < if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality > and have to be sneaking ✋😔
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if ur still’ confused’ about ya sexuality
|
Maybe it’s just me ,
|
N
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3_54925
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< Next iphone is > 750 < $ ? > This shit better turn my girl phone off every time I Text her’ goodnight’
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$ ?
|
Next iphone is
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C
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3_54950
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Dear [USER] fans < when u hear’ God Bless America’ take your hat off . > < Show some respect . > Perhaps you should look up why u have off tomorrow
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Show some respect .
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when u hear’ God Bless America’ take your hat off .
|
C
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3_54963
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<’ There’s water joining the nothing in Doreen’s stomach ! > < Whoo ! Party in Doreen’s stomach !’ [USER] >
|
Whoo ! Party in Doreen’s stomach !’ [USER]
|
’ There’s water joining the nothing in Doreen’s stomach !
|
C
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3_54969
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Blessed are those < who give > without remembering . And blessed are those < who take > without forgetting .
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who take
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who give
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N
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3_54976
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Blessed are those who give < without remembering . > And blessed are those who take < without forgetting . >
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without forgetting .
|
without remembering .
|
D
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3_54980
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When my hunni told me abt ur tattoo he said < u were getting > <’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha ! > He was n’t [USER]
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’ some real mexican shit’ ahahahaha !
|
u were getting
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N
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3_54995
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< I had a nigga > that went through my phone < everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it > I was somebody he did n’t take’ serious’
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everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it
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I had a nigga
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N
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3_55002
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I had a nigga that went through my phone < everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it > < I was somebody > he did n’t take’ serious’
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I was somebody
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everyyyyydayyyy let him tell it
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N
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3_55008
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< Last time I was there Iour waitor was all’ My name is Steve > but you can call me whatever’ and someone in my family asked < if they could ... >
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if they could ...
|
Last time I was there Iour waitor was all’ My name is Steve
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N
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3_55013
|
< In the pursuit > of making strong female characters , writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
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while not realizing
|
In the pursuit
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N
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3_55039
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In the pursuit < of making strong female characters , > < writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , > while not realizing that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
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writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings ,
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of making strong female characters ,
|
C
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3_55041
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In the pursuit < of making strong female characters , > writers attempt to make them perfect magic beings , < while not realizing > that even terrific characters , male or female , tend to have a flaw or two to struggle with .
|
while not realizing
|
of making strong female characters ,
|
N
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3_55042
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< #ICantDateYou > < if you think > you to grown to enjoy life and even smile sumtimes’ do n’t be so serious’
|
if you think
|
#ICantDateYou
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N
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3_55051
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< I ANIT BUST YAH SHIT OUT .’ >’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’ Cause I anit finna play with y’ all hoes period .’ <’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’ >
|
’ So EXCLUDE ME OUT OF YHE SHIT ! ! !’
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I ANIT BUST YAH SHIT OUT .’
|
C
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3_55064
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people are so used to the whole’ if its meant to be it’ll be’ < and they forget > < that things worth having actually take work and sacrifice >
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that things worth having actually take work and sacrifice
|
and they forget
|
C
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3_55070
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< Yes ! > < This new’ one miracle’ rule significantly increases my shot at sainthood ! >
|
This new’ one miracle’ rule significantly increases my shot at sainthood !
|
Yes !
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C
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3_55071
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< Do you have gangrene of the genitals?nnWhen > I’m seeing class action lawsuit commercials that start like that , < these pharmaceutical companies have gone too far >
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these pharmaceutical companies have gone too far
|
Do you have gangrene of the genitals?nnWhen
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C
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3_55074
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< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute < as Noriko > who likes me back in the day , I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! #BattleRoyaleBook
|
as Noriko
|
Shuya !
|
N
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3_55082
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< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute as Noriko < who likes me back in the day , > I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! #BattleRoyaleBook
|
who likes me back in the day ,
|
Shuya !
|
N
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3_55083
|
< Shuya ! > If I had a girl cute as Noriko who likes me back in the day , < I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! > #BattleRoyaleBook
|
I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this !
|
Shuya !
|
N
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3_55084
|
Shuya ! < If I had a girl cute > as Noriko who likes me back in the day , < I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this ! > #BattleRoyaleBook
|
I’d say’ Kazumi who ?’ Especially at a time like this !
|
If I had a girl cute
|
C
|
3_55087
|
’ Time do nt go back .. < it goes forward .. > < cant run from the pain go towards it’ >
|
cant run from the pain go towards it’
|
it goes forward ..
|
C
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3_55107
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< you know > your class could be interesting when your chem prof says < he brought some of his’ toys’ today >
|
he brought some of his’ toys’ today
|
you know
|
C
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3_55119
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< Ai nt no’ man’ know > < how to treat a woman . >
|
how to treat a woman .
|
Ai nt no’ man’ know
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C
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3_55124
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Lol somebody hung up on my < 3-yr > old cousin < & she got mad > and yelled’ bitch’
|
& she got mad
|
3-yr
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N
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3_55133
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Lol somebody hung up on my 3-yr < old cousin > < & she got mad > and yelled’ bitch’
|
& she got mad
|
old cousin
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N
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3_55134
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< Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? ! > < Really nigga ! > Yeah that makes you look like a’ thug nigga’ . Yeah I’m glad I dodged yo drunk ass .
|
Really nigga !
|
Hittin girls , an knockin them ova an shit ? !
|
C
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3_55139
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She must really be a < 2 > if she cares what you think .. [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a 6 out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
|
Just told a bartender
|
2
|
N
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3_55163
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She must really be a 2 < if she cares what you think .. > [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a 6 out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
|
Just told a bartender
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if she cares what you think ..
|
N
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3_55165
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She must really be a 2 if she cares what you think .. [USER] < Just told a bartender > she s a < 6 > out of 10 ..... she’s not happy’
|
6
|
Just told a bartender
|
N
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3_55169
|
Schools do n’t have a way < 2 > < make a profit > & reinvest in the’ company .’ #edchat
|
make a profit
|
2
|
N
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3_55185
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< God is not the bandage > < we place on the wound of our unknowing . > God is the wound.nn [USER]
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we place on the wound of our unknowing .
|
God is not the bandage
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C
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3_55188
|
Nelson : < At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots > < while I was there . > nnI experienced people doing their best . At no point did I experience any form of fraud or manipulation or nefariousness . Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night
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while I was there .
|
At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots
|
N
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3_55191
|
Nelson : At no point was the Republican challenger challenge any ballots < while I was there . > nnI experienced people doing their best . At no point did I experience any form of fraud or manipulation or nefariousness . < Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night >
|
Says she and her table processed hundreds of ballots that night
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while I was there .
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N
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3_55197
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Ugh I just wanna leave who wants to invite me to they house for thanksgiving < u do n’t have to feed me > < I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’ >
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I do n’t eat’ thanksgiving food’
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u do n’t have to feed me
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C
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3_55209
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’ And then it leapt out like a salmon ! !’ <’ Haha ! > < #OneBorn > is priceless tonight !
|
#OneBorn
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’ Haha !
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N
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3_55217
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’ And then it leapt out like a salmon ! !’ Haha ! < #OneBorn > < is priceless tonight ! >
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is priceless tonight !
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#OneBorn
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N
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3_55219
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< “ Everyone in the House is surprised > and disappointed by this news , said Chatfield in a statement . < There’ll be more to say > once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman .
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There’ll be more to say
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“ Everyone in the House is surprised
|
C
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3_55238
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“ Everyone in the House is surprised and disappointed by this news , said Chatfield in a statement . < There’ll be more to say > < once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman . >
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once we’ve been able to have a longer conversation with Rep. Inman .
|
There’ll be more to say
|
C
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3_55242
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< On a whim , I try Shazam on my phone > < to see > if it can pick up the song . It works .’ My President’ by Young Jeezy featuring Nas .
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to see
|
On a whim , I try Shazam on my phone
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N
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3_55243
|
Told’em I finished school , and I started my own business newline < They say >’ oh you graduated ?’ newline No I decided < I was finished >
|
I was finished
|
They say
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N
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3_55257
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< A father just explained to his > 7 year old son how’ faggots are evil in the eyes of God < and we need to work > to cleanse the world of them’
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and we need to work
|
A father just explained to his
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N
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3_55275
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< I can eat toast later ! > < is a thought with an exclamation mark > that I had today .
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is a thought with an exclamation mark
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I can eat toast later !
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C
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3_55279
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< It absolutely breaks my heart to see > friends be like I simply ca n’t read this.nnThey’ll make it inaccessible < and say > its to prevent piracy . nnSome of your students have breakdowns and severe anxiety over this and you’ve done nothing .
|
and say
|
It absolutely breaks my heart to see
|
N
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3_55289
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Reading’ The Day I Ate Whatever I Wanted’ on my Kindle < & wishing > < I could slather butter on it > & eat it w / a side of southern chix . #fb
|
I could slather butter on it
|
& wishing
|
C
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3_55306
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I bet < nobody knws the appropriate time > < to use’ ;’ in a sentence >
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to use’ ;’ in a sentence
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nobody knws the appropriate time
|
C
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3_55355
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I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck < and Do n’t take a picture , > your camera will break < 😐 > shits funny lol
|
😐
|
and Do n’t take a picture ,
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N
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3_55368
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I teeter back and forth between I’m sexy as fuck < and Do n’t take a picture , > your camera will break 😐 < shits funny lol >
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shits funny lol
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and Do n’t take a picture ,
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N
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3_55369
|
So , I looked up < to speak to wife > as I was typing my name at the end of an email . < nThought I hit Shift+A , > then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen and saw that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
|
nThought I hit Shift+A ,
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to speak to wife
|
N
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3_55389
|
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , < then meer.nLooked back down at the screen > < and saw > that despite there being meer on the screen , my email was niks meer nie .
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and saw
|
then meer.nLooked back down at the screen
|
N
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3_55397
|
So , I looked up to speak to wife as I was typing my name at the end of an email . nThought I hit Shift+A , then meer.nActually hit Ctrl+A , then meer.nLooked back down at the screen < and saw > that despite there being meer on the screen , < my email was niks meer nie . >
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my email was niks meer nie .
|
and saw
|
N
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3_55401
|
S / O the people that got the first < #DeadFreshCrew > < Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol . > 1’
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Double disc Mixtape’ Weird West Invasion Vol .
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#DeadFreshCrew
|
N
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3_55413
|
Yesterday crucifixion . Tomorrow resurrection . Today’ in between .’ I wonder < what people wondered in between ? > < Keep walking by faith ! >
|
Keep walking by faith !
|
what people wondered in between ?
|
C
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3_55425
|
< BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant > without needing a Headspace account or to pay , < just say meditate with headspace > to open the app , or ask headspace for today’s meditation to jump directly to the free daily one without prompts .
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just say meditate with headspace
|
BTW the today’s meditation is available on Assistant
|
C
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3_55427
|
Some1 jus told me : <’ There are > 2 important things in life : < figuring out what you want > & learning how to ask for it .’ #interesting
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figuring out what you want
|
’ There are
|
N
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3_55466
|
Some1 jus told me :’ There are < 2 > important things in life : figuring out what you want & learning < how to ask for it .’ > #interesting
|
how to ask for it .’
|
2
|
N
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3_55471
|
Some1 jus told me :’ There are 2 < important things in life : > figuring out what you want & learning how to ask for it .’ < #interesting >
|
#interesting
|
important things in life :
|
N
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3_55475
|
<’ There’s a line between caring & interfering . > < There’s a line between trying & forcing . > There’s a line between loving & controlling #AMEN’
|
There’s a line between trying & forcing .
|
’ There’s a line between caring & interfering .
|
C
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3_55504
|
Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by < 7 > am the first day . I tried calling big box stores , < they all have basically said , > you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH *
|
they all have basically said ,
|
7
|
N
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3_55536
|
Welp . Despite Jorge Cubby Bencomo and I’s efforts , we will NOT be able to obtain a PS5 tomorrow . We tried to pre - order , sold out by 7 < am the first day . > I tried calling big box stores , they all have basically said , < you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH > *
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you’re S.O.L. nn*SIGH
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am the first day .
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3_55540
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< My advisor : >’ Do n’t worry . You’re not a Lone Ranger . A few of your classmates are n’t graduating < because of this class too’ >
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because of this class too’
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My advisor :
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3_55552
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Packers head coach Matt LaFleur says the team is still preparing to play on Thursday night against the San Francisco 49ers.nnIt <’s not an excuse > to go out there and play bad . < It is what it is , man . > Said team must adapt and adjust .
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It is what it is , man .
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’s not an excuse
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3_55561
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< Finally found out how to see > when people’ mention’ me . So if I have nt replied to you.its cause I did nt know < you [USER] me sorry!follwing > 2 many
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you [USER] me sorry!follwing
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Finally found out how to see
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3_55582
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