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Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . < Zelda says it perfectly . > The next great adventure . #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >	😭😭😭😭	Zelda says it perfectly .	D	3_36011
Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . Zelda says it perfectly . < The next great adventure . > #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >	😭😭😭😭	The next great adventure .	D	3_36012
<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > < Would you love me then ?’ > i love myself so much .	Would you love me then ?’	’ What if I gave you herpes ?	N	3_36020
<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > Would you love me then ?’ < i love myself so much . >	i love myself so much .	’ What if I gave you herpes ?	N	3_36021
♡ , How you go be a BLACK MAN and say’ iOnly DATE White or asian women < newline > newline Cause BLACK WOMEN ALL DIS AND DAT ! newline < newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA >	newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA	newline	N	3_36037
< I should change my voicemail message > to’ you know I ai n’t calling you back < so text me !’ >	so text me !’	I should change my voicemail message	N	3_36060
Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things < that will get you blocked > whenever you call me dirty wetback I am going to hell your lifestyle etc < and you try to mask it as politics > but you are an ass .	and you try to mask it as politics	that will get you blocked	N	3_36070
Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things that will get you blocked whenever you call me dirty wetback < I am going to hell your lifestyle etc > and you try to mask it as politics < but you are an ass . >	but you are an ass .	I am going to hell your lifestyle etc	N	3_36076
I sent hannah a video of my hair and she said < “ do you need to talk about something > I feel like this is your modern day Britney Spears moment < 😭😭 >	😭😭	“ do you need to talk about something	N	3_36109
A very prominent WoW personality just suggested < that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . > He used the word girls . nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >	Blocked .	that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series .	N	3_36127
A very prominent WoW personality just suggested that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . < He used the word girls . > nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >	Blocked .	He used the word girls .	N	3_36129
Really ? 2 < deaths in the family in the same week > and now my stalker is at work looking for me ? ? ? 2019 < fuck off >	fuck off	deaths in the family in the same week	N	3_36142
Where were you born ? newline’ Planet earth’ newline < Well I figured that . > newline <’ Then why did you ask ?’ >	’ Then why did you ask ?’	Well I figured that .	N	3_36164
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven < and He is perfect . > < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .	When Jesus says be perfect ,	and He is perfect .	C	3_36188
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .	but rather to strive for perfection ;	When Jesus says be perfect ,	D	3_36193
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >	but to want to improve always .	When Jesus says be perfect ,	D	3_36195
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > < not to settle for mediocrity > but to want to improve always .	not to settle for mediocrity	but rather to strive for perfection ;	C	3_36199
Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >	but to want to improve always .	but rather to strive for perfection ;	C	3_36200
< I really do listen to what people say , > < but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone that’ does n’t care .’	but I have an image of not caring .	I really do listen to what people say ,	D	3_36202
< I really do listen to what people say , > but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised < what people tell someone > that’ does n’t care .’	what people tell someone	I really do listen to what people say ,	C	3_36204
< I really do listen to what people say , > but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >	that’ does n’t care .’	I really do listen to what people say ,	N	3_36205
I really do listen to what people say , < but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >	that’ does n’t care .’	but I have an image of not caring .	N	3_36208
< Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC > followed by coffee and a lengthy discussion on how best to screw the west side of < #Bronxville#Godless >	#Bronxville#Godless	Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC	N	3_36214
earlier my brother took my laptop and was like’ i m gon na look through it < and read all your embarrassing emails’ > < but who emails anymore >	but who emails anymore	and read all your embarrassing emails’	D	3_36226
RICK SCOTT : < I did n’t see it , > so I’d have to , < I mean > -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	I mean	I did n’t see it ,	N	3_36244
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , < so I’d have to , > I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	but I did n’t see it ,	so I’d have to ,	N	3_36250
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , < I mean > -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	but I did n’t see it ,	I mean	N	3_36253
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	but I did n’t see it ,	-- you know --	N	3_36256
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	and I didn’t	-- you know --	N	3_36257
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t < -- you know > I saw the < -- what , you know -- > that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	-- what , you know --	-- you know	N	3_36272
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know < I saw the > -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	that he had fallen .	I saw the	N	3_36276
RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > < But , look , > my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .	But , look ,	that he had fallen .	N	3_36283
<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > though he’s right next to me .. I m still empty’ ... -DRQ	pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;	’ Tears fill my eyes ...	N	3_36289
<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ	though he’s right next to me ..	’ Tears fill my eyes ...	N	3_36290
’ Tears fill my eyes ... < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ	though he’s right next to me ..	pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;	N	3_36292
< No way > to sugarcoat it , < it’s grim > when we’ve gone from the social distancing Where is Waldo meme to #WhereIsFauci in the span of a week .	it’s grim	No way	N	3_36298
< I am extremely surprised > < ( pleasantly so ) > that The Rolling Stones’’ Rip This Joint’ has been played for today’s NBA playoff games	( pleasantly so )	I am extremely surprised	C	3_36327
It’s called’ Black Friday’ < because Santa is actually black > and he sells all the stuff back < he stole on Halloween before Christmas .. >	he stole on Halloween before Christmas ..	because Santa is actually black	C	3_36347
Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said < I should have soft food only . > < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > Mom hates my’ new toots’ . Ewww . Hee - hee !	I LOVE my new canned food ! !	I should have soft food only .	C	3_36357
Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said < I should have soft food only . > I LOVE my new canned food ! ! Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >	Ewww . Hee - hee !	I should have soft food only .	C	3_36359
Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > < Mom hates my’ new toots’ . > Ewww . Hee - hee !	Mom hates my’ new toots’ .	I LOVE my new canned food ! !	N	3_36360
Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . < I LOVE my new canned food ! ! > Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >	Ewww . Hee - hee !	I LOVE my new canned food ! !	D	3_36361
< Shit . > < I knew > it was a bad idea to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .	I knew	Shit .	N	3_36390
< Shit . > I knew < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .	it was a bad idea	Shit .	C	3_36391
Shit . < I knew > < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .	it was a bad idea	I knew	C	3_36394
Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation < obsessed with individuality > < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , stay home and help save lives !	taken to a toxic level .	obsessed with individuality	C	3_36429
Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation obsessed with individuality < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , < stay home > and help save lives !	stay home	taken to a toxic level .	N	3_36436
A thousand internets to the first person < to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags > < without > Google .’ CAFEFEED’ &’ BADDCAFE’	without	to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags	N	3_36470
guys . . . < uhmmm . . . > saying shit like’ your ass is fat’ and/or’ boobs are big’ . .’ you thick as shit’ < these ARE NOT compliments >	these ARE NOT compliments	uhmmm . . .	C	3_36495
’ good girls swallow’ [USER] < is a good girl > < 😊😚😘 >	😊😚😘	is a good girl	C	3_36506
< I had such a good team name > if I had started Joe Flacco . We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >	Rodgers has been meh .	I had such a good team name	N	3_36544
I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . Rodgers has been meh .	We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .	if I had started Joe Flacco .	C	3_36545
I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >	Rodgers has been meh .	if I had started Joe Flacco .	N	3_36547
I had such a good team name if I had started Joe Flacco . < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >	Rodgers has been meh .	We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .	N	3_36549
’ I feel < likr I just saw my friend > < #bitches >	#bitches	likr I just saw my friend	N	3_36572
I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you < and you will see God > 🙏	and you will see God	that God works in mysterious ways ,	C	3_36614
I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you and you will see God < 🙏 >	🙏	that God works in mysterious ways ,	C	3_36615
Getting past the over - analysis < the leads to paralysis of executing action , > < you can now embark upon the journey > God has predestined for you . Get out of your head has been part the daily lingo during this season of life . Are you like me ?	you can now embark upon the journey	the leads to paralysis of executing action ,	C	3_36641
< That is the best > that can be said for an Elected official’ She enjoys softball’ ? < That is sad . > newline Jack Hotchkiss Oath Keeper newline [USER]	That is sad .	That is the best	D	3_36656
< In a similar way , we suck , > < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone	but we’re trying invites reciprocation .	In a similar way , we suck ,	C	3_36674
< In a similar way , we suck , > but we’re trying invites reciprocation . < Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out > if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone	Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out	In a similar way , we suck ,	C	3_36675
In a similar way , we suck , < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . < Turning on that reciprocation tendency > while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone	Turning on that reciprocation tendency	but we’re trying invites reciprocation .	C	3_36680
In a similar way , we suck , but we’re trying invites reciprocation . Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency < while introducing a new recipe will be > more effective < than marketing the new recipe alone >	than marketing the new recipe alone	while introducing a new recipe will be	N	3_36694
< Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So > < The Name Will Never Pop Up > #Truuu	The Name Will Never Pop Up	Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So	C	3_36717
< It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch > so peeps will feel kewl for getting’ in .’ < Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ? >	Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ?	It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch	D	3_36721
One of my soapbox peeves is how society almost universally treats being an extrovert as the standard & default , with introverts simply lacking the energy , confidence , or assertiveness < to be extroverted . > < Introverts are often considered defective extroverts . >	Introverts are often considered defective extroverts .	to be extroverted .	C	3_36730
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight <’ tweets > < are making me so sad . > I wanna go but I’m sick :( 😷	are making me so sad .	’ tweets	C	3_36735
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets < are making me so sad . > I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > 😷	but I’m sick :(	are making me so sad .	N	3_36740
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . < I wanna go > < but I’m sick :( > 😷	but I’m sick :(	I wanna go	D	3_36742
All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > < 😷 >	😷	but I’m sick :(	C	3_36744
also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised < is not the hot take > you think it is . immunocompromised people are people too , < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up	and you deciding not to take the precautions	is not the hot take	C	3_36767
also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised is not the hot take you think it is . < immunocompromised people are people too , > < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up	and you deciding not to take the precautions	immunocompromised people are people too ,	C	3_36776
< Have you ever slept so good > < that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’ >	that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’	Have you ever slept so good	D	3_36782
drenched < head to toe , > panting and sweating copiouslynnMe , into microphone : < Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal . > Who knows the janitor in this joint	Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal .	head to toe ,	N	3_36802
< I believe > I have a love and hate relationship with God . < I only’ believe’ > because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .	I only’ believe’	I believe	N	3_36807
I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > < I only’ believe’ > because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .	I only’ believe’	I have a love and hate relationship with God .	N	3_36810
I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > I only’ believe’ < because I do n’t’ know’ . > God that is .	because I do n’t’ know’ .	I have a love and hate relationship with God .	N	3_36811
I believe < I have a love and hate relationship with God . > I only’ believe’ because I do n’t’ know’ . < God that is . >	God that is .	I have a love and hate relationship with God .	N	3_36812
File under when you are single : taking clothes out of basket and putting in drawers < ( that you washed over a month ago ) > < 😂 > .	😂	( that you washed over a month ago )	C	3_36860
<’ We made the right choice . > < I never had the opportunity > to fight on a huge major show like this .’ - Bradley on justifying his sitting out	I never had the opportunity	’ We made the right choice .	N	3_36862
< The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc . > As in 20 < % in - person or No crowd allowed . > Interesting info along with determining what part of the noise mix is phony .	% in - person or No crowd allowed .	The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc .	N	3_36875
my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now and it s u c k s	if i tried one .	i’ve never had an iphone .	N	3_36898
my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it if i tried one . < well guess what bitch you have one now > and it s u c k s	well guess what bitch you have one now	i’ve never had an iphone .	D	3_36899
my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . < maybe I’d like it > if i tried one . well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >	and it s u c k s	maybe I’d like it	D	3_36903
my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >	and it s u c k s	if i tried one .	N	3_36905
< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > < 3 > - 4 inches 👿	3	When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another	N	3_36923
< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > 3 - 4 < inches > 👿	inches	When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another	N	3_36924
I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ < because just adding that will change me to such a better person . > ☀️	because just adding that will change me to such a better person .	like I sound like an asshole in a text	D	3_36947
I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ because just adding that will change me to such a better person . < ☀️ >	☀️	like I sound like an asshole in a text	D	3_36948
< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .	Hate her .	Me , writing These two characters love each other .	D	3_36953
< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .	She sucks .	Me , writing These two characters love each other .	D	3_36954
Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .	She sucks .	Hate her .	C	3_36958
Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : < Not sorry . > Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .	Not sorry .	Hate her .	C	3_36960
Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . < Would do it again , > < 10/10 > . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .	10/10	Would do it again ,	C	3_36969
’ Do you think < those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’ >’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ Oh .’ #goldengirlreads <’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ >	’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’	those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’	N	3_36993
< Hlavackova wins it on MP > #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up’ I canot believe it !’	falling to the ground overwhelmed .	Hlavackova wins it on MP	C	3_37004
Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up <’ I canot believe it !’ >	’ I canot believe it !’	falling to the ground overwhelmed .	N	3_37009
Isiah Thomas : <’ The jury’s still out on me ... > I was on my way to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >	#insanity#wtf	’ The jury’s still out on me ...	N	3_37020
Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... < I was on my way > to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >	#insanity#wtf	I was on my way	N	3_37023
Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... I was on my way < to having a good run in NY .’ > Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >	#insanity#wtf	to having a good run in NY .’	N	3_37025

Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . < Zelda says it perfectly . > The next great adventure . #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >

😭😭😭😭

Zelda says it perfectly .

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Death is n’t the end . It is merely a transfer to another branch . Zelda says it perfectly . < The next great adventure . > #TheMagicians [USER] < 😭😭😭😭 >

😭😭😭😭

The next great adventure .

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<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > < Would you love me then ?’ > i love myself so much .

Would you love me then ?’

’ What if I gave you herpes ?

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<’ What if I gave you herpes ? > Would you love me then ?’

i love myself so much .

’ What if I gave you herpes ?

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♡ , How you go be a BLACK MAN and say’ iOnly DATE White or asian women < newline > newline Cause BLACK WOMEN ALL DIS AND DAT ! newline < newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA >

newline FUCKIN SELL OUT BRA

newline

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to’ you know I ai n’t calling you back < so text me !’ >

so text me !’

I should change my voicemail message

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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things < that will get you blocked > whenever you call me dirty wetback I am going to hell your lifestyle etc < and you try to mask it as politics > but you are an ass .

and you try to mask it as politics

that will get you blocked

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Difference in politics is to disagree towards allocations of local resources , one silly but complex example , things that will get you blocked whenever you call me dirty wetback and you try to mask it as politics < but you are an ass . >

but you are an ass .

I am going to hell your lifestyle etc

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I sent hannah a video of my hair and she said < “ do you need to talk about something > I feel like this is your modern day Britney Spears moment < 😭😭 >

😭😭

“ do you need to talk about something

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A very prominent WoW personality just suggested < that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . > He used the word girls . nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >

Blocked .

that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series .

N

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A very prominent WoW personality just suggested that he rate OnlyFans accounts as a new series . < He used the word girls . > nnThat was my last straw . < Blocked . >

Blocked .

He used the word girls .

N

3_36129

Really ? 2 < deaths in the family in the same week > and now my stalker is at work looking for me ? ? ? 2019 < fuck off >

fuck off

deaths in the family in the same week

N

3_36142

Where were you born ? newline’ Planet earth’ newline < Well I figured that . > newline <’ Then why did you ask ?’ >

’ Then why did you ask ?’

Well I figured that .

N

3_36164

Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven < and He is perfect . > < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .

When Jesus says be perfect ,

and He is perfect .

C

3_36188

Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity but to want to improve always .

but rather to strive for perfection ;

When Jesus says be perfect ,

D

3_36193

Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . < When Jesus says be perfect , > He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , but rather to strive for perfection ; not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >

but to want to improve always .

When Jesus says be perfect ,

D

3_36195

Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > < not to settle for mediocrity > but to want to improve always .

not to settle for mediocrity

but rather to strive for perfection ;

C

3_36199

Loving our enemies is a sign of taking after our Father who is in heaven and He is perfect . When Jesus says be perfect , He’s not asking us to be obsessive perfectionists , < but rather to strive for perfection ; > not to settle for mediocrity < but to want to improve always . >

but to want to improve always .

but rather to strive for perfection ;

C

3_36200

< but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone that’ does n’t care .’

but I have an image of not caring .

I really do listen to what people say ,

D

3_36202

but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised < what people tell someone > that’ does n’t care .’

what people tell someone

I really do listen to what people say ,

C

3_36204

but I have an image of not caring . You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >

that’ does n’t care .’

I really do listen to what people say ,

N

3_36205

I really do listen to what people say , < but I have an image of not caring . > You’d be surprised what people tell someone < that’ does n’t care .’ >

that’ does n’t care .’

but I have an image of not caring .

N

3_36208

< Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC > followed by coffee and a lengthy discussion on how best to screw the west side of < #Bronxville#Godless >

#Bronxville#Godless

Sunday’ services’ taking place at DRC

N

3_36214

earlier my brother took my laptop and was like’ i m gon na look through it < and read all your embarrassing emails’ > < but who emails anymore >

but who emails anymore

and read all your embarrassing emails’

D

3_36226

RICK SCOTT : so I’d have to , -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

I mean

I did n’t see it ,

N

3_36244

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , < so I’d have to , > I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

but I did n’t see it ,

so I’d have to ,

N

3_36250

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

but I did n’t see it ,

I mean

N

3_36253

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , < but I did n’t see it , > and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

but I did n’t see it ,

-- you know --

N

3_36256

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean < -- you know -- > I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , < and I didn’t > -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

and I didn’t

-- you know --

N

3_36257

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t < -- you know > I saw the < -- what , you know -- > that he had fallen . But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

-- what , you know --

-- you know

N

3_36272

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > But , look , my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

that he had fallen .

I saw the

N

3_36276

RICK SCOTT : I did n’t see it , so I’d have to , I mean -- you know -- I’m sure that my office will be able to get me a copy of it , but I did n’t see it , and I didn’t -- you know I saw the -- what , you know -- < that he had fallen . > < But , look , > my heart goes out to anybody who gets hurt .

But , look ,

that he had fallen .

N

3_36283

<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > though he’s right next to me .. I m still empty’ ... -DRQ

pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;

’ Tears fill my eyes ...

N

3_36289

<’ Tears fill my eyes ... > pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ

though he’s right next to me ..

’ Tears fill my eyes ...

N

3_36290

’ Tears fill my eyes ... < pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ; > < though he’s right next to me .. > I m still empty’ ... -DRQ

though he’s right next to me ..

pain & sorrow fill my heart ... loveless ;

N

3_36292

< No way > to sugarcoat it , < it’s grim > when we’ve gone from the social distancing Where is Waldo meme to #WhereIsFauci in the span of a week .

it’s grim

No way

N

3_36298

< ( pleasantly so ) > that The Rolling Stones’’ Rip This Joint’ has been played for today’s NBA playoff games

( pleasantly so )

I am extremely surprised

C

3_36327

It’s called’ Black Friday’ < because Santa is actually black > and he sells all the stuff back < he stole on Halloween before Christmas .. >

he stole on Halloween before Christmas ..

because Santa is actually black

C

3_36347

Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said Mom hates my’ new toots’ . Ewww . Hee - hee !

I LOVE my new canned food ! !

I should have soft food only .

C

3_36357

Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I LOVE my new canned food ! ! Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >

Ewww . Hee - hee !

I should have soft food only .

C

3_36359

Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . < Mom hates my’ new toots’ . > Ewww . Hee - hee !

Mom hates my’ new toots’ .

I LOVE my new canned food ! !

N

3_36360

Since having teeth pulled , Dr. Matt said I should have soft food only . Mom hates my’ new toots’ . < Ewww . Hee - hee ! >

Ewww . Hee - hee !

I LOVE my new canned food ! !

D

3_36361

< Shit . > it was a bad idea to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .

I knew

Shit .

N

3_36390

< Shit . > I knew < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .

it was a bad idea

Shit .

C

3_36391

Shit . < it was a bad idea > to tell Pandora that I’ liked’ that one AFI song .

it was a bad idea

I knew

C

3_36394

Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation < obsessed with individuality > < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , stay home and help save lives !

taken to a toxic level .

obsessed with individuality

C

3_36429

Our national motto is E Pluribus Unum meaning Out of Many , One , but in reality we are a nation obsessed with individuality < taken to a toxic level . > My rights matter above all others . It’s time Americans act a bit more collectively . Wear a mask , < stay home > and help save lives !

stay home

taken to a toxic level .

N

3_36436

A thousand internets to the first person < to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags > < *without* > Google .’ CAFEFEED’ &’ BADDCAFE’

*without*

to recognize the meaning behind these Xbox Live Gamertags

N

3_36470

guys . . . < uhmmm . . . > saying shit like’ your ass is fat’ and/or’ boobs are big’ . .’ you thick as shit’ < these ARE NOT compliments >

these ARE NOT compliments

uhmmm . . .

C

3_36495

’ good girls swallow’ [USER] < is a good girl > < 😊😚😘 >

😊😚😘

is a good girl

C

3_36506

if I had started Joe Flacco . We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >

Rodgers has been meh .

I had such a good team name

N

3_36544

I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . Rodgers has been meh .

We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .

if I had started Joe Flacco .

C

3_36545

I had such a good team name < if I had started Joe Flacco . > We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >

Rodgers has been meh .

if I had started Joe Flacco .

N

3_36547

I had such a good team name if I had started Joe Flacco . < We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ . > Still might be . < Rodgers has been meh . >

Rodgers has been meh .

We were going to be’ Wacko for Flacco’ .

N

3_36549

’ I feel < likr I just saw my friend > < #bitches >

#bitches

likr I just saw my friend

N

3_36572

I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you < and you will see God > 🙏

and you will see God

that God works in mysterious ways ,

C

3_36614

I am a huge believer not religious ! I think the reason why people do n’t believe in the concept of God is because of the division in religion and the fact < that God works in mysterious ways , > look around you and you will see God < 🙏 >

🙏

that God works in mysterious ways ,

C

3_36615

Getting past the over - analysis < the leads to paralysis of executing action , > < you can now embark upon the journey > God has predestined for you . Get out of your head has been part the daily lingo during this season of life . Are you like me ?

you can now embark upon the journey

the leads to paralysis of executing action ,

C

3_36641

< That is the best > that can be said for an Elected official’ She enjoys softball’ ? < That is sad . > newline Jack Hotchkiss Oath Keeper newline [USER]

That is sad .

That is the best

D

3_36656

< In a similar way , we suck , > < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone

but we’re trying invites reciprocation .

In a similar way , we suck ,

C

3_36674

< In a similar way , we suck , > but we’re trying invites reciprocation . < Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out > if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone

Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out

In a similar way , we suck ,

C

3_36675

In a similar way , we suck , < but we’re trying invites reciprocation . > Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . < Turning on that reciprocation tendency > while introducing a new recipe will be more effective than marketing the new recipe alone

Turning on that reciprocation tendency

but we’re trying invites reciprocation .

C

3_36680

In a similar way , we suck , but we’re trying invites reciprocation . Part of you subconsciously WANTS to find out if they’re really doing any better . Turning on that reciprocation tendency < while introducing a new recipe will be > more effective < than marketing the new recipe alone >

than marketing the new recipe alone

while introducing a new recipe will be

N

3_36694

< Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So > < The Name Will Never Pop Up > #Truuu

The Name Will Never Pop Up

Saved The Number In My Phone As’ UnFitMother’ She Do n’t Never Call Or Text So

C

3_36717

< It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch > so peeps will feel kewl for getting’ in .’ < Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ? >

Sites would NEVER resort to such trickery right ?

It seems as if new sites call it a’ beta’ launch

D

3_36721

One of my soapbox peeves is how society almost universally treats being an extrovert as the standard & default , with introverts simply lacking the energy , confidence , or assertiveness < to be extroverted . > < Introverts are often considered defective extroverts . >

Introverts are often considered defective extroverts .

to be extroverted .

C

3_36730

All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight <’ tweets > < are making me so sad . > I wanna go but I’m sick :( 😷

are making me so sad .

’ tweets

C

3_36735

All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets < are making me so sad . > I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > 😷

but I’m sick :(

are making me so sad .

N

3_36740

All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . < but I’m sick :( > 😷

but I’m sick :(

I wanna go

D

3_36742

All of these’ if you do n’t go to the game tonight’ tweets are making me so sad . I wanna go < but I’m sick :( > < 😷 >

😷

but I’m sick :(

C

3_36744

also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised < is not the hot take > you think it is . immunocompromised people are people too , < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up

and you deciding not to take the precautions

is not the hot take

C

3_36767

also Corona virus is n’t that bad because you only die if you’re old or immunocompromised is not the hot take you think it is . < immunocompromised people are people too , > < and you deciding not to take the precautions > to protect them is fucked up

and you deciding not to take the precautions

immunocompromised people are people too ,

C

3_36776

< Have you ever slept so good > < that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’ >

that you wake up all retarded like’ where the fuck am I ?’

Have you ever slept so good

D

3_36782

*drenched < head to toe , > panting and sweating copiously*nnMe , into microphone : < Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal . > Who knows the janitor in this joint

Well , I could not in fact get out of my wetsuit in time for the urinal .

head to toe ,

N

3_36802

I have a love and hate relationship with God . because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .

I only’ believe’

I believe

N

3_36807

I believe because I do n’t’ know’ . God that is .

I only’ believe’

I have a love and hate relationship with God .

N

3_36810

I believe I only’ believe’ < because I do n’t’ know’ . > God that is .

because I do n’t’ know’ .

I have a love and hate relationship with God .

N

3_36811

I believe I only’ believe’ because I do n’t’ know’ . < God that is . >

God that is .

I have a love and hate relationship with God .

N

3_36812

File under when you are single : taking clothes out of basket and putting in drawers < ( that you washed over a month ago ) > < 😂 > .

😂

( that you washed over a month ago )

C

3_36860

<’ We made the right choice . > to fight on a huge major show like this .’ - Bradley on justifying his sitting out

I never had the opportunity

’ We made the right choice .

N

3_36862

< The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc . > As in 20 < % in - person or No crowd allowed . > Interesting info along with determining what part of the noise mix is phony .

% in - person or No crowd allowed .

The score bugs on NFL games should include attendance policy for the home team , along with score , time , record , etc .

N

3_36875

my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now and it s u c k s

if i tried one .

i’ve never had an iphone .

N

3_36898

my bitch ass always thought ya know , < i’ve never had an iphone . > maybe I’d like it if i tried one . < well guess what bitch you have one now > and it s u c k s

well guess what bitch you have one now

i’ve never had an iphone .

D

3_36899

my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . < maybe I’d like it > if i tried one . well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >

and it s u c k s

maybe I’d like it

D

3_36903

my bitch ass always thought ya know , i’ve never had an iphone . maybe I’d like it < if i tried one . > well guess what bitch you have one now < and it s u c k s >

and it s u c k s

if i tried one .

N

3_36905

< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > < 3 > - 4 inches 👿

3

When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another

N

3_36923

< When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another > 3 - 4 < inches > 👿

inches

When I get jeans in’ short’ I still have to get them shortened another

N

3_36924

I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ < because just adding that will change me to such a better person . > ☀️

because just adding that will change me to such a better person .

like I sound like an asshole in a text

D

3_36947

I always feel < like I sound like an asshole in a text > unless I add’ haha’ because just adding that will change me to such a better person . < ☀️ >

☀️

like I sound like an asshole in a text

D

3_36948

< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .

Hate her .

Me , writing These two characters love each other .

D

3_36953

< Me , writing These two characters love each other . > Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .

She sucks .

Me , writing These two characters love each other .

D

3_36954

Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > < She sucks . > She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .

She sucks .

Hate her .

C

3_36958

Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : < Hate her . > She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : < Not sorry . > Would do it again , 10/10 . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .

Not sorry .

Hate her .

C

3_36960

Me , writing These two characters love each other . Kiss kiss , now . nHim : Hate her . She sucks . She can lick a scorpion . ( secret tears)nHer : Not sorry . < Would do it again , > < 10/10 > . ( secret tears)nMe : Damnit .

10/10

Would do it again ,

C

3_36969

’ Do you think < those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’ >’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ Oh .’ #goldengirlreads <’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’ >

’ I’m not wearing shoulder pads .’

those shoulder pads make you look a little aggressive ?’

N

3_36993

< Hlavackova wins it on MP > #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up’ I canot believe it !’

falling to the ground overwhelmed .

Hlavackova wins it on MP

C

3_37004

Hlavackova wins it on MP #3, < falling to the ground overwhelmed . > That Hlavackova smile is mighty large & tearing up <’ I canot believe it !’ >

’ I canot believe it !’

falling to the ground overwhelmed .

N

3_37009

Isiah Thomas : <’ The jury’s still out on me ... > I was on my way to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >

#insanity#wtf

’ The jury’s still out on me ...

N

3_37020

Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... to having a good run in NY .’ Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >

#insanity#wtf

I was on my way

N

3_37023

Isiah Thomas :’ The jury’s still out on me ... I was on my way < to having a good run in NY .’ > Are you F***ing kidding me ? ? ? < #insanity#wtf >

#insanity#wtf

to having a good run in NY .’

N

3_37025