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< The Colts play football tomorrow > < and that’s pretty damn cool . >	and that’s pretty damn cool .	The Colts play football tomorrow	C	2_3774
< Just wondering > < if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest >	if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest	Just wondering	C	2_3781
Just when I thought < my skin was getting better > I start breaking out again , < that’s so rude >	that’s so rude	my skin was getting better	D	2_4902
The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close < 🤏🏼 > to sleeping outside on the trampoline	🤏🏼	that my house has ac	N	2_4921
The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close 🤏🏼 < to sleeping outside on the trampoline >	to sleeping outside on the trampoline	that my house has ac	D	2_4922
< Someone wanna Venmo me $ > 50 ? . < I don’t need it > I just want it !	I don’t need it	Someone wanna Venmo me $	D	2_4940
Someone wanna Venmo me $ 50 ? . < I don’t need it > < I just want it ! >	I just want it !	I don’t need it	D	2_4944
< Enough about me , > < how is everyone doing out there ? >	how is everyone doing out there ?	Enough about me ,	C	2_4952
< Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , > < but that was all ok . > 🙄	but that was all ok .	Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back ,	C	2_4991
Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , < but that was all ok . > < 🙄 >	🙄	but that was all ok .	C	2_4993
< It was fun > < until it wasn’t >	until it wasn’t	It was fun	D	2_5011
< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 < per wedge ! > Them things are Figh 🔥	per wedge !	Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...	N	2_5021
< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 per wedge ! < Them things are Figh > 🔥	Them things are Figh	Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...	N	2_5022
< No one gets credit > for saying < they want to help Americans . > Pass the bills people can put in their wallets and use to stay in their homes , pay for medications , buy food . #ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts	they want to help Americans .	No one gets credit	C	2_5042
i can’t wait < to cry > and scream halsey songs with my bestfriend < 🥺 > [ USER ] [ USER ]	🥺	to cry	C	2_5075
Even w / opt out this yr , Penei a wonderful OT prospy . < & I love big uglies . . > < But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val > to merit 3rd overall ( CIN ) . . Btwn CIN roster , & clamoring of multiple tms for QB3 , tradeout clearly optimal . . I feel we just did this w / CY - WAS .	But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val	& I love big uglies . .	D	2_5081
< Some days I feel > like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . < I remind myself > that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]	I remind myself	Some days I feel	N	2_5099
Some days I feel < like I’ve given it all > & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]	set by my limitations .	like I’ve given it all	D	2_5104
Some days I feel like I’ve given it all < & it’s not enough . > < I remind myself > that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]	I remind myself	& it’s not enough .	C	2_5105
Some days I feel like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > < And in that enigmatic clarity I feel > His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]	And in that enigmatic clarity I feel	set by my limitations .	C	2_5116
Bruh idc if you’re a parent < and smoke weed , > < but please don’t be a dumbass > and smoke it around the kids	but please don’t be a dumbass	and smoke weed ,	C	2_5132
📘 : Not me trynna give Sonic life lessons and show vulnerability via SL’s . < I ca n’t tell > if this is corny or not < but I’m VIBING with it > 😤	but I’m VIBING with it	I ca n’t tell	D	2_5150
The nurse said < if he would have went another > < 5 > weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol 😭	5	if he would have went another	N	2_5161
The nurse said < if he would have went another > 5 weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol < 😭 >	😭	if he would have went another	N	2_5164
1 < . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . > 2 . < It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU > remove their masks indoors with each other . Either it occurs in the COVID universe or it doesn’t lol	It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU	. I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . .	N	2_5173
1 . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . 2 . It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU remove their masks indoors with each other . < Either it occurs in the COVID universe > < or it doesn’t lol >	or it doesn’t lol	Either it occurs in the COVID universe	C	2_5180
< I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . > Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .	Now I have a different reason	I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family .	N	2_5184
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos < 2000x > and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .	Now I have a different reason	2000x	N	2_5190
I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x < and LMFAO though .. . > < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .	Now I have a different reason	and LMFAO though .. .	N	2_5193
That’s when I knew Corna was serious < when the Chinese people was closed . > They’re usually open 365 < snagging a bag > 💰 ...	snagging a bag	when the Chinese people was closed .	N	2_5225
< Could’ve been a sour Nigga > < but I keep it to real sometimes >	but I keep it to real sometimes	Could’ve been a sour Nigga	C	2_5229
I don’t treat ppl < how they treat me . > My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	as I am with my solidarity . . .	how they treat me .	N	2_5237
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	I’m come	My actions aren’t based on other ppl .	N	2_5239
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	as I am with my solidarity . . .	My actions aren’t based on other ppl .	C	2_5240
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	if your ways dissatisfy me ,	I’m come	N	2_5245
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	if your ways dissatisfy me ,	as I am with my solidarity . . .	D	2_5248
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	I’ll remove myself .	as I am with my solidarity . . .	D	2_5249
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . < & & > if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .	playing get back	& &	N	2_5254
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > < Not into wasting time > playing get back or stooping to lower levels .	Not into wasting time	I’ll remove myself .	C	2_5259
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .	playing get back	I’ll remove myself .	N	2_5260
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . < Not into wasting time > < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .	playing get back	Not into wasting time	C	2_5262
I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > < or stooping to lower levels . >	or stooping to lower levels .	playing get back	C	2_5264
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? < I drove to my drug store drive thru today > and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >	and I feel much safer staying home .	I drove to my drug store drive thru today	C	2_5276
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today < and was so anxious ! > My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >	and I feel much safer staying home .	and was so anxious !	C	2_5279
Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands < since my chest cold last week > < and I feel much safer staying home . >	and I feel much safer staying home .	since my chest cold last week	C	2_5282
< I’m off this whole week > < & I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week >	& I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week	I’m off this whole week	C	2_5309
the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone is declining , so you all need to take turns < quarantining with her > -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends < hugging at an indoor party . >	hugging at an indoor party .	quarantining with her	D	2_5353
Whoever is designing water dispensers < to BEEP BEEP BEEP > constantly when they are empty with no way < to turn it off — > should to be exiled to a fiery snake pit .	to turn it off —	to BEEP BEEP BEEP	N	2_5367
< I miss Pizza Bolis . > My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > Both are way too pricey	where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .	I miss Pizza Bolis .	D	2_5381
< I miss Pizza Bolis . > My options where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . < Both are way too pricey >	Both are way too pricey	I miss Pizza Bolis .	N	2_5382
I miss Pizza Bolis . My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > < Both are way too pricey >	Both are way too pricey	where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .	C	2_5385
I honestly do not believe the death numbers they show on the news . . A man who was shot 6 times < died due to billets > ( Obv ) < and they wana put the cause of him > during is the corona ? ? ? ? . Smh I wonder what the REAL number is . Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo	and they wana put the cause of him	died due to billets	N	2_5400
I don’t know < if I can go > 13 < more days > without seeing her	more days	if I can go	N	2_5419
< Woodman’s a real one > < for limiting people to > 1 or 2 of certain items per household 😤	for limiting people to	Woodman’s a real one	N	2_5424
Saying this is the’ end of comics’ is like saying the coronavirus is the end of books . < People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics . > Comics will survive .. . < But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities > tied to them .	But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities	People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics .	D	2_5478
Twitter needs better algorithms < when certain celebs / people are trending .... > got ppl really thinking something happened to Kamala < 🤦🏾‍♀️ >	🤦🏾‍♀️	when certain celebs / people are trending ....	C	2_5489
I meal prepped for myself < and i need to prep my brothers food too . > < But here i am in bed > 😩🌚	But here i am in bed	and i need to prep my brothers food too .	D	2_5501
< Last night really hurt my > < ❤️. > I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢	❤️.	Last night really hurt my	C	2_5510
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch < as other players blinded me out > until I was eliminated . < I don’t blame any player at all . > But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢	I don’t blame any player at all .	as other players blinded me out	C	2_5535
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out < until I was eliminated . > I don’t blame any player at all . < But I feel > like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢	But I feel	until I was eliminated .	N	2_5539
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . < I don’t blame any player at all . > But I feel < like something needs to be done > to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢	like something needs to be done	I don’t blame any player at all .	C	2_5543
Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure < this doesn’t happen again . > < 😢 >	😢	this doesn’t happen again .	C	2_5555
< Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . > These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! What about taxes , asshole ? !	when I get sick ? !	Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ .	N	2_5577
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !	Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !	when I get sick ? !	N	2_5591
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! < How much will it cost me ? > < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !	Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !	How much will it cost me ?	C	2_5593
Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > < What about taxes , asshole ? ! >	What about taxes , asshole ? !	Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !	C	2_5595
< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > 💯	no cap nothing more nun less	Fuck all the other bs	C	2_5598
< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 no cap nothing more nun less < 💯 >	💯	Fuck all the other bs	C	2_5599
Fuck all the other bs but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > < 💯 >	💯	no cap nothing more nun less	C	2_5605
As a boyfriend that actually cares , I won’t have my girlfriend out hea < looking stupid . > Loyalty got the same definition < no matter the relation . >	no matter the relation .	looking stupid .	N	2_5646
< i finished schitt’s creek > < and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin , > sound off in replies with ur fave comedies and/or extremely dumb dramas ( the fluffier the better ! )	and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin ,	i finished schitt’s creek	C	2_5648
< i m gon na eat an entire box of frozen costco creampuffs > < and then pass out underneath a box of red wine >	and then pass out underneath a box of red wine	i m gon na eat an entire box of frozen costco creampuffs	C	2_5670
< Rather be broke n jail . > < Than dead n rich >	Than dead n rich	Rather be broke n jail .	C	2_5672
OMG JETS . < I will buy a jets fan the rest of the year > if you guys win . PLEASE ! ! < I need a win one time >	I need a win one time	I will buy a jets fan the rest of the year	C	2_5683
i met nates mom tonight and we were taking about zodiac signs and she says < capricorns are the devil ... > well who’s gon na tell her < i’m a capricorn > 🤣	i’m a capricorn	capricorns are the devil ...	D	2_5717
< Wish I could hold grudges > < but I guess > it’s a good thing that I can’t at the same time	but I guess	Wish I could hold grudges	N	2_5726
< Wish I could hold grudges > but I guess it’s a good thing < that I can’t at the same time >	that I can’t at the same time	Wish I could hold grudges	D	2_5728
Georgia’s getting me so anxious ! ! < What if we DO go blue > < ... that would be incredible >	... that would be incredible	What if we DO go blue	C	2_5737
Call me what you want , < vote Trump > if you love America . < Vote Biden > if you hate America .	Vote Biden	vote Trump	D	2_5767
Call me what you want , vote Trump < if you love America . > Vote Biden < if you hate America . >	if you hate America .	if you love America .	D	2_5770
< you had your chance > < and blew it . > don’t ever hmu again .	and blew it .	you had your chance	C	2_5797
< you had your chance > and blew it . < don’t ever hmu again . >	don’t ever hmu again .	you had your chance	C	2_5798
All the questions < you be asking on here > you can just Google yourself btw < 🤦🏻‍♂️. > Ask your assistant , or if you’re an apple person , ask that hoe siri	🤦🏻‍♂️.	you be asking on here	N	2_5805
< I know > it will be light at the end of the tunnel < but when > 🙄	but when	I know	C	2_5819
I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > < but when > 🙄	but when	it will be light at the end of the tunnel	C	2_5821
I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > but when < 🙄 >	🙄	it will be light at the end of the tunnel	C	2_5822
< he was moving around GOOD GOOD & > < then fighting ever nurse > that came to check on him 😩	then fighting ever nurse	he was moving around GOOD GOOD &	C	2_5833
< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > < he can already get everything > he want	he can already get everything	it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,	C	2_5839
< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > he can already get everything < he want >	he want	it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,	N	2_5840
< Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ? > < 👀👀👀👀👀👀 >	👀👀👀👀👀👀	Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ?	C	2_5845
< Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta > < 🙏 >	🙏	Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta	N	2_5856
< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact < that I cut it all off > 😣	that I cut it all off	Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long	C	2_5858
< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact that I cut it all off < 😣 >	😣	Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long	C	2_5859
From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 ) I look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . < 2 > ) Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my spouse’s < gmail account >	gmail account	2	N	2_5885
< ok why everyone buying > 1942 < now did i miss sumn >	now did i miss sumn	ok why everyone buying	C	2_5906
< Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop > and just heard the news . Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp	Haven’t heard the full story	Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop	C	2_5910
Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop < and just heard the news . > Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp	Haven’t heard the full story	and just heard the news .	C	2_5913
< Remember when were excited for > #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times 😂	min ago ?	Remember when were excited for	N	2_5925
Remember when were excited for #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times < 😂 >	😂	min ago ?	N	2_5938
< Can’t concentrate on anything . > Wishing I was home < checking on my plants > and researching natural plant dyes ... 🌱	checking on my plants	Can’t concentrate on anything .	D	2_5941

< The Colts play football tomorrow > < and that’s pretty damn cool . >

and that’s pretty damn cool .

The Colts play football tomorrow

C

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< Just wondering > < if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest >

if Euchre has made it out of the Industrial Midwest

Just wondering

C

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Just when I thought < my skin was getting better > I start breaking out again , < that’s so rude >

that’s so rude

my skin was getting better

D

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The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close < 🤏🏼 > to sleeping outside on the trampoline

🤏🏼

that my house has ac

N

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The fact < that my house has ac > but my parents don’t ever turn it on has me this fucking close 🤏🏼 < to sleeping outside on the trampoline >

to sleeping outside on the trampoline

that my house has ac

D

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< Someone wanna Venmo me $ > 50 ? . I just want it !

I don’t need it

Someone wanna Venmo me $

D

2_4940

Someone wanna Venmo me $ 50 ? .

I just want it !

I don’t need it

D

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< Enough about me , > < how is everyone doing out there ? >

how is everyone doing out there ?

Enough about me ,

C

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< Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , > < but that was all ok . > 🙄

but that was all ok .

Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back ,

C

2_4991

Unreal . Offensive PI a few plays back , < but that was all ok . > < 🙄 >

🙄

but that was all ok .

C

2_4993

< It was fun > < until it wasn’t >

until it wasn’t

It was fun

D

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< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 < per wedge ! > Them things are Figh 🔥

per wedge !

Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...

N

2_5021

< Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ... > Will distribute wedges $ 2 per wedge ! < Them things are Figh > 🔥

Them things are Figh

Cooking truffle fries finally got em in the oven ...

N

2_5022

< No one gets credit > for saying < they want to help Americans . > Pass the bills people can put in their wallets and use to stay in their homes , pay for medications , buy food . #ReliefNow#EveryDayCounts

they want to help Americans .

No one gets credit

C

2_5042

i can’t wait < to cry > and scream halsey songs with my bestfriend < 🥺 > [ USER ] [ USER ]

🥺

to cry

C

2_5075

Even w / opt out this yr , Penei a wonderful OT prospy . < & I love big uglies . . > < But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val > to merit 3rd overall ( CIN ) . . Btwn CIN roster , & clamoring of multiple tms for QB3 , tradeout clearly optimal . . I feel we just did this w / CY - WAS .

But just so incredibly unlikely Sewell , any OT , creates enuf val

& I love big uglies . .

D

2_5081

< Some days I feel > like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]

I remind myself

Some days I feel

N

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Some days I feel < like I’ve given it all > & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]

set by my limitations .

like I’ve given it all

D

2_5104

Some days I feel like I’ve given it all < & it’s not enough . > that I can only meet the expectations set by my limitations . And in that enigmatic clarity I feel His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]

I remind myself

& it’s not enough .

C

2_5105

Some days I feel like I’ve given it all & it’s not enough . I remind myself that I can only meet the expectations < set by my limitations . > < And in that enigmatic clarity I feel > His grace patting me on the head like Shrek “ That’ll do , Donkey , that’ll do . ” #TurfLife [ USER ] [ USER ]

And in that enigmatic clarity I feel

set by my limitations .

C

2_5116

Bruh idc if you’re a parent < and smoke weed , > < but please don’t be a dumbass > and smoke it around the kids

but please don’t be a dumbass

and smoke weed ,

C

2_5132

📘 : Not me trynna give Sonic life lessons and show vulnerability via SL’s . if this is corny or not < but I’m VIBING with it > 😤

but I’m VIBING with it

I ca n’t tell

D

2_5150

The nurse said < if he would have went another > < 5 > weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol 😭

5

if he would have went another

N

2_5161

The nurse said < if he would have went another > 5 weeks we would have had to give him a haircut at birth lol < 😭 >

😭

if he would have went another

N

2_5164

1 < . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . > 2 . < It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU > remove their masks indoors with each other . Either it occurs in the COVID universe or it doesn’t lol

It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU

. I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . .

N

2_5173

1 . I’m already burned out on bad COVID storylines on TV . . 2 . It will always bother me that they have characters on Greys AND SVU remove their masks indoors with each other . < Either it occurs in the COVID universe > < or it doesn’t lol >

or it doesn’t lol

Either it occurs in the COVID universe

C

2_5180

< I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . > Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .

Now I have a different reason

I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family .

N

2_5184

I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos < 2000x > and LMFAO though .. . < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .

Now I have a different reason

2000x

N

2_5190

I’ve never watched [ USER ] on Modern Family . Watched the Mac & cheese [ USER ] videos 2000x < and LMFAO though .. . > < Now I have a different reason > to smile . Thanks , Eric , for making a real difference & doing more than a lot of other people have done so far .

Now I have a different reason

and LMFAO though .. .

N

2_5193

That’s when I knew Corna was serious < when the Chinese people was closed . > They’re usually open 365 < snagging a bag > 💰 ...

snagging a bag

when the Chinese people was closed .

N

2_5225

< Could’ve been a sour Nigga > < but I keep it to real sometimes >

but I keep it to real sometimes

Could’ve been a sour Nigga

C

2_5229

I don’t treat ppl < how they treat me . > My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

as I am with my solidarity . . .

how they treat me .

N

2_5237

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

I’m come

My actions aren’t based on other ppl .

N

2_5239

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . < My actions aren’t based on other ppl . > I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

as I am with my solidarity . . .

My actions aren’t based on other ppl .

C

2_5240

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . < I’m come > as I am with my solidarity . . . & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

if your ways dissatisfy me ,

I’m come

N

2_5245

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & < if your ways dissatisfy me , > I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

if your ways dissatisfy me ,

as I am with my solidarity . . .

D

2_5248

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come < as I am with my solidarity . . . > & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

I’ll remove myself .

as I am with my solidarity . . .

D

2_5249

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . < & & > if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .

playing get back

& &

N

2_5254

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > < Not into wasting time > playing get back or stooping to lower levels .

Not into wasting time

I’ll remove myself .

C

2_5259

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , < I’ll remove myself . > Not into wasting time < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .

playing get back

I’ll remove myself .

N

2_5260

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . < Not into wasting time > < playing get back > or stooping to lower levels .

playing get back

Not into wasting time

C

2_5262

I don’t treat ppl how they treat me . My actions aren’t based on other ppl . I’m come as I am with my solidarity . . . & & if your ways dissatisfy me , I’ll remove myself . Not into wasting time < playing get back > < or stooping to lower levels . >

or stooping to lower levels .

playing get back

C

2_5264

Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >

and I feel much safer staying home .

I drove to my drug store drive thru today

C

2_5276

Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today < and was so anxious ! > My wife has been running all our errands since my chest cold last week < and I feel much safer staying home . >

and I feel much safer staying home .

and was so anxious !

C

2_5279

Who else worries they are becoming agoraphobic ? I drove to my drug store drive thru today and was so anxious ! My wife has been running all our errands < since my chest cold last week > < and I feel much safer staying home . >

and I feel much safer staying home .

since my chest cold last week

C

2_5282

< I’m off this whole week > < & I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week >

& I’m literally going to be catching up on homework this whole week

I’m off this whole week

C

2_5309

the one - two pandemic punch : an update in the family email chain that says your grandmother who lives alone is declining , so you all need to take turns < quarantining with her > -- followed by a video on your instagram feed of 15 of your friends < hugging at an indoor party . >

hugging at an indoor party .

quarantining with her

D

2_5353

Whoever is designing water dispensers < to BEEP BEEP BEEP > constantly when they are empty with no way < to turn it off — > should to be exiled to a fiery snake pit .

to turn it off —

to BEEP BEEP BEEP

N

2_5367

My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > Both are way too pricey

where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .

I miss Pizza Bolis .

D

2_5381

My options where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . < Both are way too pricey >

Both are way too pricey

I miss Pizza Bolis .

N

2_5382

I miss Pizza Bolis . My options < where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut . > < Both are way too pricey >

Both are way too pricey

where I’m at are dominos and Pizza Hut .

C

2_5385

I honestly do not believe the death numbers they show on the news . . A man who was shot 6 times < died due to billets > ( Obv ) < and they wana put the cause of him > during is the corona ? ? ? ? . Smh I wonder what the REAL number is . Watch this tweet get taken down lmbo

and they wana put the cause of him

died due to billets

N

2_5400

I don’t know < if I can go > 13 < more days > without seeing her

more days

if I can go

N

2_5419

< Woodman’s a real one > < for limiting people to > 1 or 2 of certain items per household 😤

for limiting people to

Woodman’s a real one

N

2_5424

Saying this is the’ end of comics’ is like saying the coronavirus is the end of books . < People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics . > Comics will survive .. . < But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities > tied to them .

But the same ca n’t be said for local comic shops + the communities

People will be writing and drawing and , yes , reading and paying for comics .

D

2_5478

Twitter needs better algorithms < when certain celebs / people are trending .... > got ppl really thinking something happened to Kamala < 🤦🏾‍♀️ >

🤦🏾‍♀️

when certain celebs / people are trending ....

C

2_5489

I meal prepped for myself < and i need to prep my brothers food too . > < But here i am in bed > 😩🌚

But here i am in bed

and i need to prep my brothers food too .

D

2_5501

< Last night really hurt my > < ❤️. > I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢

❤️.

Last night really hurt my

C

2_5510

Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch < as other players blinded me out > until I was eliminated . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢

I don’t blame any player at all .

as other players blinded me out

C

2_5535

Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out < until I was eliminated . > I don’t blame any player at all . < But I feel > like something needs to be done to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢

But I feel

until I was eliminated .

N

2_5539

Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . But I feel < like something needs to be done > to ensure this doesn’t happen again . 😢

like something needs to be done

I don’t blame any player at all .

C

2_5543

Last night really hurt my ❤️. I was deep in 3 MTTS and I had to watch as other players blinded me out until I was eliminated . I don’t blame any player at all . But I feel like something needs to be done to ensure < this doesn’t happen again . > < 😢 >

😢

this doesn’t happen again .

C

2_5555

< Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . > These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! What about taxes , asshole ? !

when I get sick ? !

Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ .

N

2_5577

Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor < when I get sick ? ! > How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !

Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !

when I get sick ? !

N

2_5591

Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! < How much will it cost me ? > < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > What about taxes , asshole ? !

Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !

How much will it cost me ?

C

2_5593

Now I’m gon na rail on the’ left’ . These mother fuckers are trying to give you healthcare . Healthcare ? ! You mean I get to go to a doctor when I get sick ? ! How much will it cost me ? < Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? ! > < What about taxes , asshole ? ! >

What about taxes , asshole ? !

Wait , less than I already would have to pay ? !

C

2_5595

< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > 💯

no cap nothing more nun less

Fuck all the other bs

C

2_5598

< Fuck all the other bs > but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 no cap nothing more nun less < 💯 >

💯

Fuck all the other bs

C

2_5599

Fuck all the other bs but I’m in the bag this whole year in college 💰🧠📚 < no cap nothing more nun less > < 💯 >

💯

no cap nothing more nun less

C

2_5605

As a boyfriend that actually cares , I won’t have my girlfriend out hea < looking stupid . > Loyalty got the same definition < no matter the relation . >

no matter the relation .

looking stupid .

N

2_5646

< and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin , > sound off in replies with ur fave comedies and/or extremely dumb dramas ( the fluffier the better ! )

and am in desperate need of tv - induced serotonin ,

i finished schitt’s creek

C

2_5648

< and then pass out underneath a box of red wine >

and then pass out underneath a box of red wine

i m gon na eat an entire box of frozen costco creampuffs

C

2_5670

< Rather be broke n jail . > < Than dead n rich >

Than dead n rich

Rather be broke n jail .

C

2_5672

OMG JETS . if you guys win . PLEASE ! !

I need a win one time

I will buy a jets fan the rest of the year

C

2_5683

i met nates mom tonight and we were taking about zodiac signs and she says < capricorns are the devil ... > well who’s gon na tell her < i’m a capricorn > 🤣

i’m a capricorn

capricorns are the devil ...

D

2_5717

< Wish I could hold grudges > < but I guess > it’s a good thing that I can’t at the same time

but I guess

Wish I could hold grudges

N

2_5726

< Wish I could hold grudges > but I guess it’s a good thing < that I can’t at the same time >

that I can’t at the same time

Wish I could hold grudges

D

2_5728

Georgia’s getting me so anxious ! ! < What if we DO go blue > < ... that would be incredible >

... that would be incredible

What if we DO go blue

C

2_5737

Call me what you want , < vote Trump > if you love America . < Vote Biden > if you hate America .

Vote Biden

vote Trump

D

2_5767

Call me what you want , vote Trump < if you love America . > Vote Biden < if you hate America . >

if you hate America .

if you love America .

D

2_5770

< you had your chance > < and blew it . > don’t ever hmu again .

and blew it .

you had your chance

C

2_5797

< you had your chance > and blew it . < don’t ever hmu again . >

don’t ever hmu again .

you had your chance

C

2_5798

All the questions < you be asking on here > you can just Google yourself btw < 🤦🏻‍♂️. > Ask your assistant , or if you’re an apple person , ask that hoe siri

🤦🏻‍♂️.

you be asking on here

N

2_5805

it will be light at the end of the tunnel < but when > 🙄

but when

I know

C

2_5819

I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > < but when > 🙄

but when

it will be light at the end of the tunnel

C

2_5821

I know < it will be light at the end of the tunnel > but when < 🙄 >

🙄

it will be light at the end of the tunnel

C

2_5822

< he was moving around GOOD GOOD & > < then fighting ever nurse > that came to check on him 😩

then fighting ever nurse

he was moving around GOOD GOOD &

C

2_5833

< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > < he can already get everything > he want

he can already get everything

it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,

C

2_5839

< it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money , > he can already get everything < he want >

he want

it’s so hard buying a gift for men with money ,

N

2_5840

< Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ? > < 👀👀👀👀👀👀 >

👀👀👀👀👀👀

Here’s the real question y all turned that heat on yet ? ? ? ?

C

2_5845

< Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta > < 🙏 >

🙏

Last sayaw na sguro to oy , work.x na ta

N

2_5856

< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact < that I cut it all off > 😣

that I cut it all off

Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long

C

2_5858

< Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long > and I’m regretting the fact that I cut it all off < 😣 >

😣

Ugghhh my hair used to be soo long

C

2_5859

From the’ justified paranoia’ desk : . . 1 ) *I* look into buying a particular bunk bed for my kids .. . < 2 > ) Ads for that self - same bunk bed start popping up in my *spouse’s* < gmail account >

gmail account

2

N

2_5885

< ok why everyone buying > 1942 < now did i miss sumn >

now did i miss sumn

ok why everyone buying

C

2_5906

< Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop > and just heard the news . Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp

Haven’t heard the full story

Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop

C

2_5910

Wow , y’ all heard about Kobe Bryant ? At the barbershop < and just heard the news . > Prayers up for his family . . . < Haven’t heard the full story > but there was a helicopter crash . 5 people were onboard . . . I can’t imagine .. . #kobeBryant.#PrayersUp

Haven’t heard the full story

and just heard the news .

C

2_5913

< Remember when were excited for > #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times 😂

min ago ?

Remember when were excited for

N

2_5925

Remember when were excited for #chargers football 45 < min ago ? > Good times < 😂 >

😂

min ago ?

N

2_5938

< Can’t concentrate on anything . > Wishing I was home < checking on my plants > and researching natural plant dyes ... 🌱

checking on my plants

Can’t concentrate on anything .

D

2_5941