CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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I'm not keen on neanderthal comedy. it's very low-brow humour.	true
Whats the difference between bob marley and heracles? heracles beat cancer	true
I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.	true
Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now i can smell math	true
Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? it's made of hide	true
Former clerk defends arizona judge who ruled against ex-sheriff joe arpaio	false
What do you get when you cross a drug cartel and a mafia lord? probably killed.	true
Canadian outdoor retailer drops products from u.s. company that makes guns	false
Anonymous mom: what i wish i could post to facebook about my pregnancy	false
Stunning auction highlights the new faces of middle eastern art	false
Josh brown, new york giants kicker, suspended one game for alleged domestic abuse	false
Former 'bachelor' star chris soules arrested after fatal hit-and-run	false
How technology speeds up time (and how to slow it down again)	false
Why do asians have small breasts because their fathers only allow for a's.	true
Brit awards 2014: see all of the outrageous looks (photos)	false
Ex-irs official was complaining to her husband with gop 'crazies' remark: report	false
Steve martin deletes carrie fisher tribute after backlash	false
2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a guerilla	true
Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? no fucking clue	true
Single fatherhood: the gift that keeps on giving	false
Why did the guitarist get life in prison? he fingered a minor.	true
My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. what kind of bee's make milk? boo-bee's	true
What candy is traditionally served at a jewish wedding. mazel toffee.	true
Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted.	true
President trump’s iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington	false
Say hello to my little friend great movie quote. terrible bedroom talk.	true
What do you call a shity poet? a poo'et	true
How dnc chair tom perez can be trump's sunday show nightmare	false
Why did the chicken cross the road? to show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!	true
Rap videos are completely unrealistic. nobody has that many friends.	true
Cuppow bnto turns a mason jar into a lunch box (video)	false
An election that has next to nothing to do with you	false
Wanna hear a rape joke? no? that's what she said.	true
The eggstractor cannot possibly work, as confirmed by amazon reviews (video)	false
How hard it is to get an abortion in 6 countries, from women who tried	false
10,000 young toddlers are on stimulant drugs for adhd	false
What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? slow natives	true
It's a real shame friday doesn't come as quick as i do	true
What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? thanks for opening my mind.	true
Dove's powerful short film skewers stereotypes about female beauty	false
Because it ruins the joke. why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?	true
What does a christmas tree do after christmas? it pines.	true
Women are like pickup trucks. men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit.	true
Ann romney dons colored jeans, trendy hairdo in iowa (photos)	false
James corden making major changes to show after london attacks	false
Why do they call it a non-sequitur? riot gear.	true
What did the cat... say to the person? nothing, because cats don't speak.	true
Miley cyrus vogue cover axed? rumor mill seems to think so	false
How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? they combined for 16 paws.	true
Don't fall victim to these tourist scams on your next vacation	false
Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. ok that's how i dance.	true
Very big shifting shows up in small pattern changes	false
The lost legislature: how you can help the senate find itself again	false
There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'	true
Health care reform could get you a raise, but there's a catch	false
What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? a hygiena.	true
14 baby name ideas you haven't heard before for 2014 babies	false
Q: why was the broom late? a: because he overswept.	true
Thanksgiving: turkey stuffing -- to stuff or not?	false
Turkish ministry says tests on syria attack victims point to possible sarin exposure	false
I decided to live at the gym, it was free! because of squatter's rights.	true
What's the best think about leaving california? no more mexican food and anal sex on tuesdays.	true
I would submit a chemistry joke but all the chemistry jokes argon	true
I never go camping, but i sometimes go to bed without the tv on so i get it.	true
10 ways to face your fears next vacation	false
My friend matt really likes bullfighting. specifically, mattadores bullfighting	true
Austin police officer fired over fatal shooting of unarmed, naked teen	false
What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? i'll be back in a jiffy	true
Harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra'	false
The top 10 mistakes 20-somethings make regarding real estate	false
In an immigration debate focused on borders and walls, asians often get left out	false
If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? a meteor-wrong!	true
Why did the ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? it wasn't editable.	true
My missus asked me where her valentine's day card was. i said, sorry, i had a headache.	true
Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?	true
A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant.	true
I'm very ugly. but two minus make a plus, so we alright	true
Narcos is a hit for netflix but iffy accents grate on colombian ears	false
What do you call a mexican that buys antiques in america? an american spicker	true
10 signs you're not as rich as you could be	false
The less you know, the more you think you do.	true
10 summer dishes that taste better the next day	false
Life is like a bed of roses. you just have to watch out for the pricks.	true
How do gold diggers get you to be with them? they use their booby traps	true
The prince and the car seat: ways that dads can get involved with their newborn	false
He: so then, what's your sign? she: dollar.	true
Black women lead #noconfederate online protest calling out controversial hbo show	false
Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds	true
I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. she'll blow your mind, man.	true
What gets harder as you beat it? a penis.	true
The waiting list for the wiiu.... just got shorter in conneticut	true
Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to.	true
Should breastfeeding moms stay on antidepressants? why these researchers say yes	false
Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid	true
Why the hotel can be the destination itself	false
'happy days' cast reunites at erin moran memorial to relive better days	false
Chris davis 50 home runs gif: watch every hr hit by orioles slugger	false
One cliche that grieving parents really don't want to hear	false
I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff but i forgot the link.	true
70% of the earth's surface is water. the other 30% is covered in advertisements for the blacklist.	true

I'm not keen on neanderthal comedy. it's very low-brow humour.

true

Whats the difference between bob marley and heracles? heracles beat cancer

true

I have noticed that everyone who is for abortion, has already been born.

true

Accidentally ate a ball of wasabi the size of a marble and now i can smell math

true

Why is leather clothing good for sneaking? it's made of hide

true

Former clerk defends arizona judge who ruled against ex-sheriff joe arpaio

false

What do you get when you cross a drug cartel and a mafia lord? probably killed.

true

Canadian outdoor retailer drops products from u.s. company that makes guns

false

Anonymous mom: what i wish i could post to facebook about my pregnancy

false

Stunning auction highlights the new faces of middle eastern art

false

Josh brown, new york giants kicker, suspended one game for alleged domestic abuse

false

Former 'bachelor' star chris soules arrested after fatal hit-and-run

false

How technology speeds up time (and how to slow it down again)

false

Why do asians have small breasts because their fathers only allow for a's.

true

Brit awards 2014: see all of the outrageous looks (photos)

false

Ex-irs official was complaining to her husband with gop 'crazies' remark: report

false

Steve martin deletes carrie fisher tribute after backlash

false

2016 started with the death of a gorilla ...and is ending with the death of a guerilla

true

Why'd the pervert get banned from the board game shop? no fucking clue

true

Single fatherhood: the gift that keeps on giving

false

Why did the guitarist get life in prison? he fingered a minor.

true

My 7 year old daughter drops this joke on me. what kind of bee's make milk? boo-bee's

true

What candy is traditionally served at a jewish wedding. mazel toffee.

true

Boy, people who need attention continue to find new ways to get it, he tweeted.

true

President trump’s iran deal message to north korea: do not trust washington

false

Say hello to my little friend great movie quote. terrible bedroom talk.

true

What do you call a shity poet? a poo'et

true

How dnc chair tom perez can be trump's sunday show nightmare

false

Why did the chicken cross the road? to show these fu**in pedestrians how its done!

true

Rap videos are completely unrealistic. nobody has that many friends.

true

Cuppow bnto turns a mason jar into a lunch box (video)

false

An election that has next to nothing to do with you

false

Wanna hear a rape joke? no? that's what she said.

true

The eggstractor cannot possibly work, as confirmed by amazon reviews (video)

false

How hard it is to get an abortion in 6 countries, from women who tried

false

10,000 young toddlers are on stimulant drugs for adhd

false

What is the brown stuff between an elephants toes? slow natives

true

It's a real shame friday doesn't come as quick as i do

true

What did the man who survived a javelin headwound say to his opponent? thanks for opening my mind.

true

Dove's powerful short film skewers stereotypes about female beauty

false

Because it ruins the joke. why should you never mix up the title and the punchline?

true

What does a christmas tree do after christmas? it pines.

true

Women are like pickup trucks. men with poor taste usually want to add a lift kit.

true

Ann romney dons colored jeans, trendy hairdo in iowa (photos)

false

James corden making major changes to show after london attacks

false

Why do they call it a non-sequitur? riot gear.

true

What did the cat... say to the person? nothing, because cats don't speak.

true

Miley cyrus vogue cover axed? rumor mill seems to think so

false

How did the group of 4 dogs win the golf tournament? they combined for 16 paws.

true

Don't fall victim to these tourist scams on your next vacation

false

Picture someone chasing down a ping pong ball that fell on the floor. ok that's how i dance.

true

Very big shifting shows up in small pattern changes

false

The lost legislature: how you can help the senate find itself again

false

There was an indecisive buddha... ...his mantra was 'ummmm'

true

Health care reform could get you a raise, but there's a catch

false

What's the most cleanest animal on the planet? a hygiena.

true

14 baby name ideas you haven't heard before for 2014 babies

false

Q: why was the broom late? a: because he overswept.

true

Thanksgiving: turkey stuffing -- to stuff or not?

false

Turkish ministry says tests on syria attack victims point to possible sarin exposure

false

I decided to live at the gym, it was free! because of squatter's rights.

true

What's the best think about leaving california? no more mexican food and anal sex on tuesdays.

true

I would submit a chemistry joke but all the chemistry jokes argon

true

I never go camping, but i sometimes go to bed without the tv on so i get it.

true

10 ways to face your fears next vacation

false

My friend matt really likes bullfighting. specifically, mattadores bullfighting

true

Austin police officer fired over fatal shooting of unarmed, naked teen

false

What did the peanut say to his wife before he left? i'll be back in a jiffy

true

Harry reid: republicans are 'acting as puppets for the nra'

false

The top 10 mistakes 20-somethings make regarding real estate

false

In an immigration debate focused on borders and walls, asians often get left out

false

If a meteorite hits a planet, what do you call the ones that miss? a meteor-wrong!

true

Why did the ethiopian cry when he opened up a read only document? it wasn't editable.

true

My missus asked me where her valentine's day card was. i said, sorry, i had a headache.

true

Isn't the smell of defeat... ...the smell of de socks?

true

A bald guy in a turtleneck sweater looks 97% like a roll-on deodorant.

true

I'm very ugly. but two minus make a plus, so we alright

true

Narcos is a hit for netflix but iffy accents grate on colombian ears

false

What do you call a mexican that buys antiques in america? an american spicker

true

10 signs you're not as rich as you could be

false

The less you know, the more you think you do.

true

10 summer dishes that taste better the next day

false

Life is like a bed of roses. you just have to watch out for the pricks.

true

How do gold diggers get you to be with them? they use their booby traps

true

The prince and the car seat: ways that dads can get involved with their newborn

false

He: so then, what's your sign? she: dollar.

true

Black women lead #noconfederate online protest calling out controversial hbo show

false

Girl, did it hurt...when you fell from heaven? *smooshed girl bobs away making accordion sounds*

true

I met a prostitute with a degree in philosophy. she'll blow your mind, man.

true

What gets harder as you beat it? a penis.

true

The waiting list for the wiiu.... just got shorter in conneticut

true

Guys, freedom of speech doesn't mean you can spell things any way you want to.

true

Should breastfeeding moms stay on antidepressants? why these researchers say yes

false

Umami so fat she gets mistaken for lipid

true

Why the hotel can be the destination itself

false

'happy days' cast reunites at erin moran memorial to relive better days

false

Chris davis 50 home runs gif: watch every hr hit by orioles slugger

false

One cliche that grieving parents really don't want to hear

false

I knew a website with a lot of zelda stuff but i forgot the link.

true

70% of the earth's surface is water. the other 30% is covered in advertisements for the blacklist.

true