CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Kid protesting donald trump tells fox news, 'screw our president'	false
Why did the lion spit out the clown? because he tasted funny.	true
Edward norton married: actor secretly wed girlfriend in 2012	false
Why was the tea so obstinate? because it was steeped in tradition.	true
Stephen king reveals why donald trump blocked him on twitter	false
How do you catch a rare rabbit? unique up on it	true
Why doesn't the gop establishment want trump as their nominee? they hate colored people.	true
Where are you from? -trumpsylvania, how about you? north trumpkota	true
How does moses make tea? hebrews it :d	true
I spent $500 on that harvard application, damn right i framed the rejection letter.	true
I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. but they just keep coming back at me.	true
How long does the perfect job interview last? exactly as long as a blowjob takes.	true
When they buried the man who invented tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared.	true
Why did the hipster burn his mouth? he before it was cool.	true
Why your kid is now 25% more expensive	false
People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam i don't plan on passing.	true
What does an it guy use for birth control? his personality.	true
Samantha bee confirms that her comedy would not last long in putin's russia	false
Homeless in portland, oregon redeem tokens from 'sanctity of hope' nonprofit for goods (video)	false
What a ravens fan is wearing to the super bowl	false
I once thought about write a book, but quit before i even started. it was a novel idea.	true
What do you call an emo on a hiking trip? cliffhanger.	true
What did jamal get for christmas? your bike	true
What's common between a crying baby and a gun? you must not bring either to the movies.	true
5 tips to transform teen school indifference to engagement	false
Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered	true
Stress-free pantry organizing tips by 'a bowl full of lemons' blogger, toni hammersley	false
What's the deal with hairline food i mean sheariously	true
How our personalities are linked with our thoughts	false
It's time to dispel the myth that athletics can bankroll a college	false
Friday's morning email: these are the victims of the istanbul bombing	false
I'll say hello puppy! to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile.	true
What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? visa or mastercard?	true
What kind of meat can a priest eat on friday? nun	true
Inspired by dating sites, moms create online community to help families find friends	false
'the bachelor' season 16, ep. 10 style recap: the women fight over all (photos)	false
Texas mom tossed out of restaurant for changing baby at table	false
Why is daredevil not a part of the avengers? because he doesn't work with vision	true
Biddy, the exploring hedgehog can't stop, won't stop traveling to awe-inspiring places	false
Rio de janeiro declares state of financial emergency	false
Donald trump crushes rivals in pennsylvania republican primary race	false
What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? being black.	true
Report: number of latino voters tripled in new hampshire since 1990	false
If bullshit was a snowflake... i'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now	true
Not to brag, but i've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. with just the tip.	true
What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? your erection.	true
Out of all the thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? thane q	true
Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium me: why they already have a home	true
Why did the chemistry teacher go to jail? he got caught giving alcohol to minors.	true
My neighbor was a vampire when i stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died.	true
Jennifer lawrence quietly visits children's hospital for the holidays	false
Bloomingdale's black friday sale has everything from cashmere sweaters to nutribullet blenders	false
Like my parents always said, you're in the wrong house, you live next door.	true
Haiku reviews: mark rothko and rosson crow (photos)	false
Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind.	true
Jackie collins goes from '60s pinup to suited up novelist (photos)	false
Nameberry's first celebrity babies: where are they now?	false
'tis the season to be stressed: a survival guide	false
Scientist: we've successfully taught a dog morse code! dog: me: what did it say?? scientist: woof.	true
I hate waiting in lines. hurry up and pick a suspect already.	true
Two thieves try to steal a calendar. they each got six months.	true
Here's the joke: i'm bad at insinuating. ahem, i said i'm bad at insinuating!	true
How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an altarboy	true
Racist jokes once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal.	true
Want to talk about rape? no? that's the spirit.	true
Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... i hear you ask.	true
On chinese valentine's day, two men get engaged while netizens cheer	false
There are two types of people those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't.	true
Steve blake connects with wesley johnson on alley-oop from out of bounds (video)	false
How did norse marsupials write their sagas? in kangarunes.	true
I'd make an excellent cavewoman because i can finger paint and light fires.	true
Obesity swept the nation and now healthy schools are taking it back... with your help	false
Armin van buuren, luke bryan top list of most dangerous celebrities online	false
What did sherrock holmes say to his partner? sedimentary my dear watson!	true
Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? it's retarded.	true
What are the first three letters of the greek alphabet? i.o.u.	true
Hillary clinton remembers her mother in new memoir	false
3 takeaways from the ninth circuit ruling on ncaa athletes	false
The biggest fashion week trend is already in your closet	false
Glen campbell's legacy: inspiring millions to live life to the fullest	false
Son, who is that german guy who keeps hiding things in our house? alzheimer, granpa.	true
Donald trump’s lack of support among black voters isn’t unusual among gop nominees	false
Get your fax straight! - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987	true
Claire danes looks nice in her glamour shoot, but her co-star is positively adorable (photos)	false
Why can't orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is	true
Why is math book so sad? it has many problems...	true
Why did the it admin marry sally? she had a 19 rack.	true
I wish i hadn't spoken french to my cat. now he thinks he's the king of iran.	true
Women scientists report sexual harassment on boston university expeditions	false
My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old i am.	true
Culture and experimentation -- with uber's chief product officer	false
What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? the whittle business badum ching	true
Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order.	true
Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? tldr	true
Trade war with u.s. would bring 'disaster' to world economy, china warns	false
If i ever got into the plastic surgery business i would call my company breast buy.	true
Toxic fumes sickening residents of iraqi displacement camp	false
Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? it's vitreous humor.	true
Reddit is like a shiny new penny... it's fun to look at but completely worthless	true
What do hamburger workers say on monday morning? well it's back to the old grind!	true

Kid protesting donald trump tells fox news, 'screw our president'

false

Why did the lion spit out the clown? because he tasted funny.

true

Edward norton married: actor secretly wed girlfriend in 2012

false

Why was the tea so obstinate? because it was steeped in tradition.

true

Stephen king reveals why donald trump blocked him on twitter

false

How do you catch a rare rabbit? unique up on it

true

Why doesn't the gop establishment want trump as their nominee? they hate colored people.

true

Where are you from? -trumpsylvania, how about you? north trumpkota

true

How does moses make tea? hebrews it :d

true

I spent $500 on that harvard application, damn right i framed the rejection letter.

true

I try to stop making jokes about boomerangs. but they just keep coming back at me.

true

How long does the perfect job interview last? exactly as long as a blowjob takes.

true

When they buried the man who invented tetris ...the whole cemetery disappeared.

true

Why did the hipster burn his mouth? he before it was cool.

true

Why your kid is now 25% more expensive

false

People who try to test my patience don't realize it's an exam i don't plan on passing.

true

What does an it guy use for birth control? his personality.

true

Samantha bee confirms that her comedy would not last long in putin's russia

false

Homeless in portland, oregon redeem tokens from 'sanctity of hope' nonprofit for goods (video)

false

What a ravens fan is wearing to the super bowl

false

I once thought about write a book, but quit before i even started. it was a novel idea.

true

What do you call an emo on a hiking trip? cliffhanger.

true

What did jamal get for christmas? your bike

true

What's common between a crying baby and a gun? you must not bring either to the movies.

true

5 tips to transform teen school indifference to engagement

false

Today my coworker fell into the reupholstering machine at work don't worry, he's fully recovered

true

Stress-free pantry organizing tips by 'a bowl full of lemons' blogger, toni hammersley

false

What's the deal with hairline food i mean sheariously

true

How our personalities are linked with our thoughts

false

It's time to dispel the myth that athletics can bankroll a college

false

Friday's morning email: these are the victims of the istanbul bombing

false

I'll say hello puppy! to your dog, but you'll get the awkward half-smile.

true

What's the trick to satisfying your wife or girlfriend with only 3.5 inches? visa or mastercard?

true

What kind of meat can a priest eat on friday? nun

true

Inspired by dating sites, moms create online community to help families find friends

false

'the bachelor' season 16, ep. 10 style recap: the women fight over all (photos)

false

Texas mom tossed out of restaurant for changing baby at table

false

Why is daredevil not a part of the avengers? because he doesn't work with vision

true

Biddy, the exploring hedgehog can't stop, won't stop traveling to awe-inspiring places

false

Rio de janeiro declares state of financial emergency

false

Donald trump crushes rivals in pennsylvania republican primary race

false

What's the worst thing about running 100 meters in less than 10 seconds? being black.

true

Report: number of latino voters tripled in new hampshire since 1990

false

If bullshit was a snowflake... i'd be in a fuckin blizzard right now

true

Not to brag, but i've satisfied every waitress that's ever served me. with just the tip.

true

What's the hardest part about walking through a field of dead hookers? your erection.

true

Out of all the thanes of the alphabet, who is the most grateful? thane q

true

Wife: for the last time buy a terrarium me: why they already have a home

true

Why did the chemistry teacher go to jail? he got caught giving alcohol to minors.

true

My neighbor was a vampire when i stabbed her in the heart with a wooden stake, she died.

true

Jennifer lawrence quietly visits children's hospital for the holidays

false

Bloomingdale's black friday sale has everything from cashmere sweaters to nutribullet blenders

false

Like my parents always said, you're in the wrong house, you live next door.

true

Haiku reviews: mark rothko and rosson crow (photos)

false

Yo mamma so bald... you can see what is on her mind.

true

Jackie collins goes from '60s pinup to suited up novelist (photos)

false

Nameberry's first celebrity babies: where are they now?

false

'tis the season to be stressed: a survival guide

false

Scientist: we've successfully taught a dog morse code! dog: me: what did it say?? scientist: woof.

true

I hate waiting in lines. hurry up and pick a suspect already.

true

Two thieves try to steal a calendar. they each got six months.

true

Here's the joke: i'm bad at insinuating. a*hem*, i **said** i'm bad at insinuating!

true

How do you get a nun pregnant? dress her up like an altarboy

true

Racist jokes once you've heard juan, you've heard jamal.

true

Want to talk about rape? no? that's the spirit.

true

Is it possible to mistake schizophrenia for telepathy .... .... i hear you ask.

true

On chinese valentine's day, two men get engaged while netizens cheer

false

There are two types of people those who use false dichotomies, and those who don't.

true

Steve blake connects with wesley johnson on alley-oop from out of bounds (video)

false

How did norse marsupials write their sagas? in kangarunes.

true

I'd make an excellent cavewoman because i can finger paint and light fires.

true

Obesity swept the nation and now healthy schools are taking it back... with your help

false

Armin van buuren, luke bryan top list of most dangerous celebrities online

false

What did sherrock holmes say to his partner? sedimentary my dear watson!

true

Why do people make offensive jokes about inbreeding? it's retarded.

true

What are the first three letters of the greek alphabet? i.o.u.

true

Hillary clinton remembers her mother in new memoir

false

3 takeaways from the ninth circuit ruling on ncaa athletes

false

The biggest fashion week trend is already in your closet

false

Glen campbell's legacy: inspiring millions to live life to the fullest

false

Son, who is that german guy who keeps hiding things in our house? alzheimer, granpa.

true

Donald trump’s lack of support among black voters isn’t unusual among gop nominees

false

Get your fax straight! - a tweet that would have been so funny in 1987

true

Claire danes looks nice in her glamour shoot, but her co-star is positively adorable (photos)

false

Why can't orphans play baseball? because they don't know where home is

true

Why is math book so sad? it has many problems...

true

Why did the it admin marry sally? she had a 19 rack.

true

I wish i hadn't spoken french to my cat. now he thinks he's the king of iran.

true

Women scientists report sexual harassment on boston university expeditions

false

My mind and my body are starting to strongly disagree about how old i am.

true

Culture and experimentation -- with uber's chief product officer

false

What do you call a carpentry business that only hires midgets? the whittle business *badum ching*

true

Yo mama so stupid she tried to put her m&ms; in alphabetical order.

true

Why did the illiterate man with the 3 foot penis get dumped by his girlfriend? tldr

true

Trade war with u.s. would bring 'disaster' to world economy, china warns

false

If i ever got into the plastic surgery business i would call my company breast buy.

true

Toxic fumes sickening residents of iraqi displacement camp

false

Wanna hear a joke about eye fluid? it's vitreous humor.

true

Reddit is like a shiny new penny... it's fun to look at but completely worthless

true

What do hamburger workers say on monday morning? well it's back to the old grind!

true