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What you didn't know about the 'back to the future' homes (photos)
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What kind of doctor deals with pussies? a whinecologist.
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The joke is on you, fruit flies. we don't even have any fruit.
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Warning: you can't unsee anthony hopkins' strange selfie video
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What do you call a caveman who likes to walk slowly all the time. a meanderthal
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Can we just change the phrase transgender to transjenner?
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The u.n. aims to end gender inequality by 2030. can it be done?
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It's better to have loved a short man than to never have loved a tall.
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So you've booked your flight to south america, now what?
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*robot watches me vape* robot: mm yeah but swallow it
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Leslie jones has two 'pretty woman' moments in two weeks
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Its 2013 and mcdonalds still doesnt serve breakfast all day
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I'm so glad i married a big strong program like winrar he can open all of my .jars!
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Find fozzie bear 'in da club' for this wonderful 50 cent mashup
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Gov. jerry brown will 'spare no effort' in bringing san bernardino killers to justice
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Dirty: what's the difference between jam and jelly? i can't jelly my dick in your ass.
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Beyond beer and lederhosen: top 10 german destinations
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Retired research chimps are really enjoying their new home
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One couple's enviable retirement life south of the border
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A drunk throws up on a dog.. and say.. jesus i don't remember eating that !
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What is the difference between your dog and your girlfriend? you can get your dog to come.
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Why did hitler need glasses? because he could nazi
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Open letter to the mods of /r/jokes c
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Hey girl are you from europe? cause europiece of shit
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Orion spacecraft passes water recovery test, nasa says (video)
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Route 6 has been ignored and it's jack kerouac's fault
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If you are at school, and the urge to take drugs hits you... speak to the supply teacher..
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Why did the dog scratch itself against the tree? ruff bark
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Did it hurt when you fell down from heaven?
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Apple sees value in its stand to protect security
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My viagra addiction ..was the hardest time of my life.
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Is gaming changing health care and helping you live a healthier life? part 3
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I quit my job as a taxi driver... i just can't stand people talking behind my back.
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Here's how the world's most brilliant people scheduled their days
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Why we must fight economic apartheid in america
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Saoirse ronan deserves her oscar buzz for 'brooklyn'
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Adam schiff believes washington is finally ready to reform america's spy programs
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People of faith must stand with dreamers; endorse bridge act
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What do you have when life gives you melons? dyslexia.
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What's the best part about dating a black girl? you don't have to meet her father.
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Not one person has been eaten by sharks yet this week. probably the worst shark week ever.
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These are nasa's favorite earth photos of 2015, and they're quite spectacular
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Clinton's lead narrows in race for democratic nomination
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Was 'brokeback mountain' actually good for the gays?
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Make this avocado miso toast with poached egg, have no regrets
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Memphis removes confederate statues from park after private sale
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What's the difference between a bmw and a hedgehog? on a hedgehog the pricks are on the outside.
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Miley cyrus engagement ring: see the 3.5 carat bling! (photos)
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Scouting out the top ten experiences of southern peru
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Omfg there is a horse in the corridor! then my wife must still be in the manege.
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Gross i hate the word moist! give me a wet cake. give me a wet, damp cupcake
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Why you should stop feeding your baby from trendy little food pouches
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Rent vs. buy: what the standard indices aren't telling you
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What were tarzan's last words? who greased the viiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnnnneeee.
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New 'star wars' commercial reveals c-3po's red arm and other secrets
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While saudi arabia goes to war abroad, it's simmering at home
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What happened when turkey was accused of being chicken? it staged a coup
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Easter ideas: 8 quick and easy holiday crafts using paper (photos)
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'sandy friday' urges businesses to pledge 10% of black friday profits
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Sign in a store window during a blizzard got frostbite? fingerless gloves, half off!
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Q: what do you call a blonde with two brain cells? pregnant.
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Huffpost hill - bomb-carrying robocops don't see color, only things to bomb
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What does a bi-sexual porn star do at work? fuck all
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Butterscotch the clown goes on 'conan' to protest the film 'it'
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Hundreds of mysterious 'love' signs pop up to stem crime in new orleans
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Why should you eat your soup in a cup? so that it's not ebola soup.
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Forget 'looking' -- one of our favorite queer web series is back
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Jesus loves trump, but he wouldn't vote for him
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Is there a difference between the sexes when it comes to fitness?
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How to nip stress in the bud: prioritize and plan
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Seriously, stop saying marco rubio is the moderate candidate
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Why do hot girls always go for assholes? i don't even like pegging.
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A wise man once said... absolutely nothing. he let her vent and then they had sex afterward.
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How did the emu feel when his friends disowned him for being too big? ostrich-sized.
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Heather locklear, 50, wears a super-short miniskirt on the tennis courts (photos)
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What was jesus favorite games? hangman and lacrosse
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Where did buzz feed learn to click bait so well from? me
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What do you call a bull that masturbates? beef jerky.
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The duo dishes bloggers, chrystal baker and amir thomas, at sunday dinner
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Statistically... 9 out of 10 people enjoy gang rape.
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An optimist sees the glass as half-full. a pezimist fills it with candy.
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Belgium sports center explodes, killing at least 1 and injuring others
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2016 campaigns meet with white house to prep for obama's last days in office
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Oddly addictive: some of the absolute worst jokes you've ever heard
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Women get yeast infections so that they know what it's like to live with an irratating cunt.
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What does a barista wear? a cap and chinos.
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The view from the white house as a mass shooting unfolds
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Can startups surf the huge information tidal wave?
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How to explain the fiscal cliff to your kids (and yourself!)
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A jewish man with a boner runs into a wall he broke his nose
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What is the bank manager's favourite type of football? fiver side!
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Fashion trivia quiz: which designer has yet to collaborate with target? and more
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Activist apparently behind failed washington post sting receives 'hero' award
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On the baseball diamond, i'm like a t-rex. i have a short arm.
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So true how do you blind a chinamen?-put a windshield in front of him
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How did jared lose 40 pounds? he dumped his girlfriend
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My girlfriend must think i'm rich and dying she keeps telling me to leave her a loan
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Gop and democratic lawmakers hijack senate hallway for olympic curling game
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My skin color is a 'f**king disease' in trump's america
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Obama: if you want more civility in politics, don't vote for people like trump
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