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Sean spicer: trump not worried about breaking media precedents
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Eastern kentucky university cancels classes, citing threatening graffiti
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Why do we bake cookies and cook bacon?
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What happened when one ceo decided to talk openly about race
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5 steps to making women a priority in the next national hiv/aids strategy
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How to improve quality of life for terminal patients
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What's a spiders favorite way to learn? a webinar.
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You heard about the new jewish designed car? it stops on a dime... & picks it up.
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Holidays after divorce: 28 gifts your ex deserves this holiday season
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Superfreak bandits rob bank disguised as rick james and youngblood
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What do you call a robot whose brain is unplugged? mentally dis-cabled.
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I don't understand the value in seeing a therapist. - people who haven't spent time with me yet.
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I told my wife she drew her eyebrows too high. she looked surprised.
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Who says, bugs, you stole my hearing aids?! you're despicable! deafy duck
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What's the only thing worse than a third bush as president? a first trump as president.
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Truck slams into mardi gras parade crowd in new orleans, injuring dozens
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My memory lane is now mostly traffic cones.
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Greek debt deal: officials, lenders struggle to orchestrate bailout amidst tough political climate
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What kind of mechanics fix and break your car at the same time? quantum mechanics.
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What does jeb bush say to his wife after sex? please cum.
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How do you cover 18 holes with one hole? have your mom sit down on a golf course.
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Q. have you heard the latest scandal? a. dr. pepper was drunk at a party.
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What's a math teacher's favorite tv show? sinefeld
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Syrian christian fighter reportedly beheads isis militant in revenge killing
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I want a segway so i can ride my segway away from my problems
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There's no way oscar pistorius can walk away from this... he doesn't have a leg to stand on.
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Donald trump holds rally near alabama days before special election
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Did you hear? they found a new use for sheep in texas. wool.
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Why is halloween a crackheads' favourite holiday? only two more sleeps til' christmas!
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Well why on earth do you want to know?!?!! do defensive time travellers exist?
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Me: i came to twitter to be creative and express myself. twitter: lol, you said came.
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Time out tip of the day: september 3, 2013
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Why michael jackson should have lived in france
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Teachers union president: betsy devos 'has tried to take the public out of public education'
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We watched five-year-old syrian omran daqneesh lifted from rubble, now we need to take actions
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Lebron james says orlando shooting puts importance of sports in perspective
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Pi-ku math is fun when mixed with some pie
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Cops called on black former white house staffer as he moves into new apartment
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Why kele okereke and olly alexander's new song is a musical milestone
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How do you confuse a straight person? tell them they're straight.
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Alleged fake architect newman indicted in 'operation vandelay industries'
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Clink! glass by fred: don't just drink, play (photo)
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Madonna gets a spanking from jessica chastain on stage in prague
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Banking doesn't have to be a boys' club, bank of america exec says
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What's the difference between bullets and everyone ? everyone misses harambe.
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Pacemaker: why did the pope have the device installed in his body?
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To hell with syncing the titanic... i named my iphone ass so i could back that ass up.
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Women in business q&a: liliane stransky, president and founder of the step by step foundation
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How do you titillate an ocelot? you oscillate it's tits a lot
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My math teacher said i was average. how mean!
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What did the blanket say when it fell off the bed? oh sheet!!
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Did you know in the state of kentucky, if you divorce your wife.... she just becomes your cousin
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What's the only part of a vegetable you can't eat? the wheelchair.
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How do you buy hair? you have toupee
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How to overcome cognitive bias and use it to your advantage
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10 diy appliance maintenance tips to keep them running like new
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How do you make a small fortune in aviation? start out with a large fortune.
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The recent u.s. terror plots you won't hear donald trump talking about
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Army rules sikh officer can keep his turban, beard on active duty
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Honor yourself and be of greater service to everyone and everything
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5 slow-cooker jam recipes you have to try this summer
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What did the jewish pedophile ask the kids? you kids wanna buy some candy?
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What distance say when velocity fell on top of him? ow, this really hertz.
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After doing its job, this heart stent dissolves into your body
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How to prep your child for the isee
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Borat crashes 'jimmy kimmel live!' to trash donald trump
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Air france flight forced to land in kenya over bomb scare
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Why did the chemist never say no to anything? because the reaction could be explosive.
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There's nothing in skymall that i don't want to buy.
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An absurdly large number of australians say their religion is the force
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Ask airfarewatchdog: airline vouchers, frequent flier miles never 'free'
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Funny engagement photo features couple's seriously unimpressed dog
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What's meaner than a pitbull with herpes? the guy who gave it to the pitbull.
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If i had a dime for every time i dug a hole... i'd be in the hole.
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God, jesus and the bible: faqs for gay pride month
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Earning less money isn't a choice that women just make
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Why was santa sacked two days before christmas? elf and safety
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Constituents take on trump's messy voter fraud probe since their states won't
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Hillary clinton attacks bernie sanders over his gun record
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What's worse than a puppy nailed to a tree? a puppy nailed to 7 trees.
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I forgot a bag of groceries in my taxi. it's been driving me bananas.
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If your pet is stressed out, this could be the reason
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Why is the new zork game rated m for mature?? i guess it's too grue-some.
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Son, when- *watches son try to poke a capri sun for 35 minutes* know what, we're good
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Reince priebus: rnc is still in control of the gop debates
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As the day goes on, coworkers start appearing more flammable.
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Postpartum depression - the elephant in my baby's nursery
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Why did the russian man keep making excuses? he was just stalin for time
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The word of the day is legs... lets go home and spread the word
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Oh, fuss & frills! the men in melissa manchester's life
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'little laos,' joerg daiber's latest tilt-shift video, chronicles southeast asian nation (video)
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If you woke up with vaseline up your butt would you tell anybody? um no wanna go camping?
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Indian food tasted a little off at the restaurant it was a naan issue
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How did the soggy easter bunny dry himself? with a hare dryer!
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If trump and clinton were stranded on a desert island, who would survive? america.
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From susan b. anthony to gender in-equality (nsfw video)
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Danish inventor sentenced to life in prison for murder of journalist kim wall
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Did you hear about the constipated accountant? he just couldn't budge-it.
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Democratizing access to legal information -- for every african
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Whales just got a new ally: anonymous hackers
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