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How do you keep a blonde in suspense? i'll tell you tomorrow.
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Kardashian khroma beauty line faces more legal troubles
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What do you call a constipated pop star a bieber dam
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A skeleton walks into a bar... and says give me a beer and a mop
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Historical reenactor gets medieval on a drone buzzing overhead
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One in every six people on this planet are chinese. of my five brothers, i suspect danny.
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What did the manager say to the comedian who was messing around? hey, no more funny business!
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For the ocean's sake, tame the high seas 'wild west'
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I like my women like i like my beard big, bushy, and sitting on my face.
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What do little green men do to stay in shape? they do yoda.
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Keeping my american children in touch with their irish roots
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What is the best part of living in flint you get free orange juice
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Did you hear about the new jewish car? it stops on a dime and then picks it up.
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Spring break travel tips: 6 rules for stress-free travel to popular destinations
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I'm anti-semantic but i don't know how to say it.
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Fake it 'til you make it: overcoming impostor syndrome
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Parents from viral video give updates as preemie fights for his life
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What do you call a torturer who says a lot of puns. a punisher
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Who will zip up my dress now that i'm a widow?
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What did sting get in amsterdam? a massage in a brothel
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What does a black guy wearing a fedora say to greet people? sup m'niggas
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You don't need a parachute to go skydiving.. ..you need a parachute to go skydiving twice.
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What do you call an angry toilet? pissed off
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Can growing human organs in pigs solve the organ shortage?
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Pizza is like sex... if three people are involved, someone's not gonna get as much as they want
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Gwist recap: the best video clips from the gay youtube channel, july 22 - 28
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Intelligence officials plan to release report on russia hacking efforts next week
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Why don't black people go on cruises? they're not falling for that one again
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If i lived in alabama, i'd name my daughter, 'banjo-lina.
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Under new french law, retouched photos of models must bear warning label
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This video captures why everyone else at the movies is so annoying
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Video shows cop in school grabbing teen by neck, slamming him to floor
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The better breakup checklist: how to deal when a relationship ends
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Corfu, greece beach home is a european dream come true (photos)
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Doc, i swallowed a chicken bone. are you choking? no i'm serious!
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Remember to practise safe phone sex. you don't want to risk getting hearing aids.
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One women's oh hell no that's gross is another women's oh please do that again.
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How do you kill a thousand flies at once? slapping a nigerian kid in the face
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What do you call someone who randomly shows up and drinks your alcohol? bill murray.
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Why are aspirins white? because they actually work.
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Anyone hear the one.. anyone hear the one about the messy bed? yeah, i made it up.
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Donald trump has already cemented his pathetic legacy
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This girl on facebook is dying her hair blonde tonight. omg she's nervous, you guys.
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'upgrade your lunch' -- a new video series that instantly upgrades the meals of complete strangers
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What did the caveman give his wife on valentine's day? ughs and kisses!
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'shake it off' outtakes prove taylor swift hates running
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What does the israeli defense force call their firebombs? mazel-tov cocktails
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Why are spiders so unproductive? because they hang out on the web all day!
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How do you make five pounds of fat look good? put a nipple on it.
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I just ordered a chicken and an egg from amazon. i'll let you know
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Police caught me leaving trader joe's without buying pita & hummus now i'm going to jail
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An 89 is just a 69 with a fat chick.
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Conversation with masood ali khan and sheela bringi on 'music and the spirit'
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Diamonds are a girl's best friend -- and other feminist truths
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Talking to my daughter about 9/11 and dreams
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Where do you party on a ship? where the funnel be!
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A hamburger walks into a bar, and the bartender says, i'm sorry, but we don'tserve food here.
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What do you call the useless skin around the vagina? the woman.
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Betsey johnson bankruptcy: designer's licensing company files for chapter 11 (updated)
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Boy skips birthday gifts, raises $1,290 for bullet-proof vests for k9 unit instead
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What's your favorite game if you wear a turban? hide-and-sikh
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Beautiful people are not always good, but good people are always beautiful.
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Betsy devos: 'government sucks' and 'we don’t fire teachers enough'
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Women are like pianos... if they're not upright, they're grand.
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What do you call a cow that's recently given birth? decaffinated
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What do you get when you cross a dog with an amplifier? a subwoofer.
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Life can be different: saving the next generation in zimbabwe
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Lgbt history month: 4 queer events on october 20
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The 5 most secret nude beaches in america
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New york fashion week fall 2012: designers reveal their sketches
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This lady gaga-'sound of music' mashup will set your inner theater queen free
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My friend got drunk on candy the other day. he said it was liquor-ish
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Flying to hawaii? 19 stunning images you may see from the plane
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Shawn mendes will perform at the 2016 billboard music awards
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Time for a personal mid-year review: this is how! (what we can learn from business)
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How much liquid can monica lewinskys mouth hold? one u.s. liter
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How does an ethiopian open a beer? with his ribs
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If britney spears can get through 2007 you can get through school...
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'l.a. confidential' director curtis hanson dead at 71
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What do hillary clinton and oj simpson have in common? they got away with it.
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Son: can i get lunch money dad: i have a boyfriend
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In space, this is the age of reusability
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Get to know the new 'drag race' queens' skills before the 8th season debuts
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Why don't polish girls use vibrators? they're afraid of chipping their teeth.
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Why naming a precise figure during negotiations could backfire
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Rob schneider links robin williams suicide to parkinson's drugs
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Rather than do the right thing, mccain did the right-wing thing
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How consumers can avoid hurting their credit score: dos and don'ts
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Gay marriage: alvin ailey dancers marry as doma, prop 8 deliberated
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Another celeb misses the point about offset's 'queer' lyric
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What is the french version of the name parker? valet.
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Police officer says yes after girlfriend proposes during london pride parade
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What do you call a midget prostitute? a lowrider
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26 things i'll be thankful for (not really) on thanksgiving
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Russia may crack down on duty-free alcohol thanks to in-flight brawls
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Why does thor have insomnia? he's up all night to get loki.
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Why did the condom fly across the room? because it got pissed off.
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I asked my wife if she was a contortionist... and she got totally bent out of shape.
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Where does an elephant carry its laptop? in its trunk.
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When i hear billy joel i want to kick the nearest nut sackackackackack
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