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Take a look at the magic of new england's ice cream stands
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Why is bernie sanders' campaign like jon snow? (game of thrones spoilers) they're both dead.
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Being on twitter has made my spelling, grammar and vocabulary so much gooder.
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Incomm, blackhawk network, gift card makers, follow amex exit from new jersey
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Slipperiness behind aereo ruling: solving riddles of legislative intent and separation of powers
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Why your friend doesn't experience stress the same way you do
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Why are white girls always tired? because they've literally been running around all day
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What sex act did the mobster offer his boss? a goodfellatio
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What happens when the cows refuse to be milked? udder chaos!
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A ghost from last century left a yellowbook at my door like the internet never happened.
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Rio olympics tape delay brings heavy scorn for nbc
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What do michael jackson and mcdonalds have in common? they both stick their meat between 13yo buns.
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What kind of dinosaur writes poetry? a bronte-saurus.
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What do you call a native american who graduated from medical school? a doctor you racist
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Open letter to president trump upon arrival in rome
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David petraeus: white house is wrong, generals are 'fair game' for criticism
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The touching story behind the african dancers rihanna just made instagram famous
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Six jews are in a park, two leave. how many people are left? zero, because jews aren't people.
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Mcdonald's twitter calls donald trump tiny-handed, 'disgusting excuse of a president'
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What do you call two ordinary ghosts? paranormals.
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Harry reid endorses keith ellison for dnc chair
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What did eric say to his classmates on the last day of school? do you believe in god?
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Here's how i gained 27ibs of muscle in 5 weeks: lying.
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What do you sing at a twins bat mitzvah? happy birthday two jews
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How many feminists does it take to screw in a lightbulb? that's not funny!!
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When a girl tells u about her favorite animal - i'd eat one is not the right response.
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Prince philip named one of gq's 'best-dressed men in britain' and they're so right
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Bill maher: america must 'start penalizing liars' like donald trump
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What did the ranch say to the refrigerator? close the door, i'm dressing!
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What's the difference between being hungry and horny? where you put the cucumber.
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Why did the one handed man cross the road? to get tothe second hand shop.
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Why do ghosts eat more sandwiches than bears? because there's more sandwiches in your fridge. };)
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Transgender murders in el salvador leave community in fear
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What did the metaphysicist say when he came out of the bathroom? shit just got real!
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The elevator business is great it has its ups and downs
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What came first the chicken or the egg? neither. the rooster came first.
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Oregon man who beheaded mom's cat learns his fate
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There is no joy in 'joy' land, mighty jlaw has struck out
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I won the prize for laziest person a live... i got a-trophy
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Tom delong has split from blink 182... looks like he lasted 'de long' time.
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Couple's 'kinky' night in handcuffs ends in real arrest
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You know why i hate cancer? i have crabs. *(zodiac)*
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The developers of apple maps first big mistake was not calling it mapples.
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Why was civil disobedience such a good essay? thoreau editing.
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Scarlett johansson's surprising neckline and 21 more style stunners this week (photos)
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What do you call a herd of masturbating cattle? beef strokinoff.
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Texas mom arrested after children’s bodies found under neighbor’s house
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Ron perelman legal battle with former in-laws is costing his daughter's inheritance: report
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Out of order. how does a time traveler tell jokes?
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This scorned wife's craigslist ad could be made into a country song
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How do you shut donald trump up? muzzle-im
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Ivanka trump's new perfume ad on 'snl' describes her perfectly
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What did the fish say when it hit the wall? dam
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The tiny soccer club fighting for survival against a new york investment fund
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My girlfriend is like the square root of -100 a perfect ten, but completely imaginary.
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First nighter: ronald keaton makes an imposing 'churchill'
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Cathedral moves sculpture because texters keep bumping into it
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3 things they don't teach you in school (but perhaps should)
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When is the best time to buy budgies ? when they're going cheap !
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Pretty sure that twitter is not one of the seven habits of highly effective people.
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What does a geography graduate do with a lightbulb? not get a job.
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Jesus loves me, but i told him that i could never date a pool boy.
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15 times running water was no match for this crazy cold weather
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Omg you're covered in blood! are you ok? you should see the other guy
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Magic a magician is driving down a road and turns into a driveway.
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Chuck norris house trained his dog by 1 roundhouse kick to the face.
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Watch: johnny manziel takes an aerobics class in new commercial
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Un: main factions in yemen conflict agree to 'humanitarian pause'
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I once went to africa, all the girls there were a perfect 10..... ...on the bmi scale
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Who invented the brush they put next to the toilet? that thing hurts!
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The best part of having a beard is that it covers up like 40% of my terrible face
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It's a shame push-up bras don't work on iqs.
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Roseanne barr tells jimmy kimmel to 'zip that f**king lip' about donald trump
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What kind of bread do rednecks like? inbred
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My father was a man of few words.he used to say, son...
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More surprising advice from a centenarian: go with the flow
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4 dos and don'ts for safe cycling in death valley
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A late candidate for most awkward handshake of the year
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5 resorts in colombia for broke and fancy travelers
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Dolly the cat is the president america deserves
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13 things you should know about the stomach flu
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I don't think black people know that you can get just one tattoo.
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Turkish-backed rebels clear isis from border, state media claims
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What's the best way to wipe a computer server? a cloth.
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I dreamt last night that i was a muffler... i woke up exhausted.
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Just what is it that makes italian desserts so appealing? one cannoli guess.
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Have you ever had sex while camping? its fucking intence.
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Tennessee's latest bill bans nonexistent muslim 'no-go zones'
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Women leaders of the resistance share 5 different ways to #stoptrump
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Bill maher and bernie sanders take down 'chicken' donald trump
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Pickup line call me willy wanka and let me stick it in your chocolate factory.
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The best time to eat candy is when she doesn't have her period.
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What do you call the field of study for dad jokes? *sigh*ence
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If your going to be two faced at least make one of them pretty.
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What do you call a slutty bee a whorenet
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John kasich on donald trump rape allegation: 'just let it go'
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How do you climb a triangle? by scalene it
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Quiz: can you tell the difference between modern art and paintings by toddlers?
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A man and a fortune teller make a compromise and reach a happy medium.
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Ball boys are out, long live the ball dog
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