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What's long and smells like shit? the unemployment line.
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How do you get a girl from the midwest to s your d? dip it in ranch.
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Fact: there are 80,000 ways to drink a starbucks beverage
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12 sporty watches under $100 that have us ready for spring (photos)
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Robert kuttner isn't the only one who needs to hear more prophetic voices
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Girl you remind me of this steak i have no steak
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How art helped an lgbtq woman survive incarceration
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What did the socialist use before candles? electricity.
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What do you say when only the egg remains? it's all ovum now
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Do you like pudding? bill cosby liked pudding his dick where it didn't belong.
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Modeling agencies enabled sexual predators for years, former agent says
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What did zero say to eight? nice belt!
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Miranda lambert, blake shelton get mushy on twitter
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Palin: 'waterboarding is how we'd baptize terrorists' if i were in charge
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What does an elderly composer use as a walking aide? a zimmer frame
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What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? sneakers( iknow its old but its nice)
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Nestle, danone both possibly price-fixed infant formula milk in china
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Why are fish always on drugs? they just keep getting hooked.
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Omg, the duchess of cambridge is vogue uk's june cover star
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What's a white supremacist's favourite fast food restaurant? kkkfc
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I like my coffee, like i like my women... i don't like women.
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Question for waitresses who have served a mohel... ...did they leave a tip?
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Jail isn't supposed to be fun why do they get bunk beds?
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Q: what did one ass cheek say to the other? a: together we can stop this shit
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What is et short for? he's got little legs.
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How the honey bee health coalition is helping the honey bee crisis
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I sneezed and my bra unsnapped. i think this cold is trying to seduce me.
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Men redefining the glass ceiling of gender inequality
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Report aims to bust stigma against military men who face sexual assault
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What did one ocean say to the other ocean? nothing, they just waved.
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These are the best tweets from the jeff sessions hearing
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Fifa approves 48-team world cup as of 2026
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Donald trump's fundraising cut hillary clinton's money advantage in half in june
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How effective is your resting place to create what moves heart and soul?
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Why did the computer scientist die in the shower? the shampoo bottle put him in an infinite loop.
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New york prepares for protests as grand jury reviews eric garner's death
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It's called common sense... 5 super obvious tips for wedding guests that are always missed
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Why rants on sharpton, nan and the #justiceforall march are immature, insensitive and irresponsible
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Should republicans blame the tsa for their loss? (video)
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The highs and lows of the 2017 golden globes
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Too-real ad shows why you can never fully prepare for kids
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What gets less rain than the sahara desert? the sun!
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(nsfw) i made my girl so wet last night... ...that bitch is still crying...
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What is whitney houston's favorite kind of coordination? haaaand eeeeeeyyyyyeeeee!!!!!
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What did one cell say to his sister cell that stepped on his toe? mitosis!
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I heard this joke about a monorail it's a great one-liner.
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What do you call an islamic pilot? a pilot, you racist.
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Civil rights commission implores holder to take stronger action on ferguson
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Syrian refugee barber provides haircuts to iraqis displaced by violence
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How do you kill a poet? give them real self confidence.
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15 guilt-free ways to enjoy your favorite carbs
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I used to do drugs i still do, but i used to too
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I used to hate having athlete's foot... ...but it's growing on me
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What do jimmy saville and lady thatcher have in common? they both fucked miners in the 80s.
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Why didn't the witch wear panties.... so she could grip the broom better.
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Republicans gear up for the great grouse war of 2014
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People actually care about you! just try missing a couple of payments, you'll see!
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365 invocations to create an extraordinary life, week 9
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China warns u.s. not to open pandora's box, unleash trade ills on world
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David levitz, youtube personality, discusses gay male body image, eating disorders
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'snl': obama explains how sequester will affect job cuts (video)
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Life isn't a garden, so don't be a hoe.
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Why is wrestling stupid?? it's a bunch of guy's without pants fighting for a belt....
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Let's turn america's military-industrial complex into a science-industrial complex
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Did you hear about the farmer who was also a comedian i heard all his jokes were corny
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Inaugural vases by lenox presented to obama and biden: all about those official gifts (photos)
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'watership down' author richard adams dead at 96
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Did you hear about the sexually frustrated lawyer? he got off on a technicality.
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I haven't slept for three days, because that would be too long.
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Q: what's green and yellow and hangs from trees? a: gorilla snot.
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Grow food at home: garden planning no matter where you live
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I'm not superstitious, i'm just a bit stitious.
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Girlfriends are similar to chrome they use too much of your resources
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At least 5 ferguson officers have been named in excessive force lawsuits
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Kate moss in playboy: preview photo shows model doing her best bunny
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One republican is holding up a flint-inspired senate water bill
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Invoice generator lets you bill trump for your birth control copay
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Why are indian styled arranged marriages relatively stable compared to westernized societies?
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What do you call a jewish dilemma? free ham
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Prince harry and meghan markle make first public appearance of 2018
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More evidence that coffee is safe for your heart
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The hardest part about having a beard washing the smell of pussy out of it everyday.
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Jindal: westboro baptist members who protest funerals face arrest
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You know you're getting old when speed limits start to seem reasonable to you.
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Why the definition of success needs a serious face lift
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What does a pescatarian librarian eat when they're hungry for a little snack? microfiche.
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How do drown a hipster? in the main steam
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Ruth bader ginsburg's eulogy for antonin scalia shows why politics shouldn't divide us
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Free speech and identity verification: combating the challenge of trolling
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Evangeline lilly debuts dramatic hair makeover at 'hobbit' premiere (photos, poll)
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What's the best part of having sex with twenty seven year olds? there are twenty of them.
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Every website requiring subscription would like to wish you a happy birthday today!
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Hbo is about to premiere a series about an attractive, conniving pope
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Butch lesbians open up about a big misconception about their sex lives
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I had a track accident last spring... now it has become a running joke.
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What does an academic call masturbation? his seminal work.
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The wall clock at work seems to be stuck on half past f*ck this sh*t o' clock.
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Why do people prefer shooting stars to vegetables? because they're meteor
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Way less people would sneeze in public if we replaced bless you with nice filthcloud.
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What do you call a masterbating cow? beef stroganoff!
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