CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Muslim flight attendant says she's suspended for not serving alcohol	false
Humanitarian aid hits record high, still doesn't meet growing need	false
How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? an arm and a leg.	true
Mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns	false
The man accused of groping taylor swift says he mailed the $1 he owes her	false
The travel and tourism industry is poised for take-off	false
What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? chicken sees a salad	true
A message to trump: regime change will not work in syria	false
My fedex guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and i'm the town doctor.	true
How did sarah palin see russia from her house? she didn't, it was just an aleutian.	true
How this inner-city baltimore principal is 'tearing down barriers' between students and police	false
Spanish joke guy asks his friend como se escribe nariz en ingles? no se	true
Two moms open up about how they're forming their dream family	false
There is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.	true
Makeup for sunburned skin: 3 tips to cover up the redness (video)	false
You better take care of me lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.	true
What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump's tie.	true
What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? transginger.	true
How i gave up facebook and got a life	false
Jussie smollett expects lucious' stance on lgbt issues to progress on 'empire'	false
Best/worst brands of the week: micro-shorts, cool science, blendr, dream-making	false
You hang up no, you hang up you hang up first! - bats going to bed	true
What's the difference between paul walker and my computer? i give a fuck when my computer crashes.	true
What dictator had the best bureaucracy? idi admin.	true
Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober	true
Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't wear her seatbelt.	true
What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? a private tutor	true
Beyoncé used a famous hillary clinton quote to make a big feminist statement	false
Emmanuel macron folds: i 'respect' donald trump ditching paris climate agreement	false
Whats a joke so bad its funny? i just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones	true
I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice.	true
So i worked at the usps...i'm apparently not the man for the..... the sub its named for.	true
Facebook people don't like twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.	true
'surviving' cook island, one of the south pacific's most desirable destinations	false
Mormon leader: 'there are no homosexual members of the church'	false
U.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate	false
So kim jong un helps a little girl's starving family oops i put the punchline in the title	true
First nighter: tracey scott wilson's 'buzzer' fizzles; 'clinton the musical' frazzles	false
These two women unexpectedly found each other... and then made a beautiful family	false
These drones drop life-saving medical supplies in remote areas	false
Karolina kurkova in elie saab: look of the day	false
Fewer people plan to shop on thanksgiving this year	false
You never pay the bill unless it is a tribute to bill cosby, you rapist.	true
Supreme court justices look anew at affirmative action in texas	false
First nighter: edith piaf remembered in pascal rioult's revue with christine andreas	false
U.n. says 300 civilians killed in u.s.-led strikes on raqqa since march	false
What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? they go back four seconds.	true
What are the first 3 words in every authentic mexican recipe? steal a chicken	true
I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! exercise	true
Bernie sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave hillary clinton half the votes in iowa.	true
Watch niecy nash nail the problem with the diversity conversation	false
Terrifying tumbleweeds take over california city, trapping residents inside homes	false
Pink claps back at troll who mocked her national anthem performance	false
If you drop a white hat into the red sea, what does it become?	true
Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.	true
What do wheat, gluten, and arkansas have in common? they're all in bread.	true
Q: what do you call a snail on a ship? a: a snailor.	true
Me: how old is your daughter? person: she's 31 months me: ok but like how old in minutes?	true
Brad paisley reveals sex of couple's unborn baby onstage	false
Why do people with ocd like family feud? because it's always black and white.	true
6 dream retirement destinations in europe, now on sale	false
What does a nazi reach for when he has a head cold? mein camphor	true
Grace vanderwaal continues to show she's got talent with 'today' show performance	false
For computer geeks. less isn't more, less is more.	true
10 days in taiwan -- where to go and what to eat	false
Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? he craved more risk.	true
Cooking off the cuff: fava beans with your pasta – a great change from peas	false
The calbuco volcano is very hot right now... but everything around it is chile.	true
Wish i had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.	true
Tom perriello would be a governor with a backbone	false
Oc why do doctors check their patients reflexes? because they get a kick out of it	true
Angelina jolie gets real about her marriage, directing and conquering fear	false
5 ways to truly move on from your ex	false
I held the door open for a clown. it was a nice jester.	true
Jennifer holliday to join cast of 'the color purple'	false
What did the frozen scientist say? it's fine, i'm 0k	true
Well if trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... we'll have 2020 hindsight	true
What has becoming a parent done to me?	false
Parenting rules for those who don't live in the white house	false
Did you hear the news about the ceo of ford? he was seen with an escort...	true
Two pharaohs farted at the same time. they had a toot in common.	true
What do muslim men do during foreplay? they tickle the goat under the chin.	true
What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? stop crying and viper your nose !	true
Just instagramed picture of a dog. now i will have to eat it.	true
What kids are really thinking on mother's day	false
Text from missing teen's phone: 'i've killed veronica'	false
Spring break adventures in the grand canyon of swamps	false
What your favorite kind of cookie says about you	false
Tennessee shooting suspect arrested last year at white house	false
My uncle died from a turtle stampede. it was a slow death.	true
Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? because they are most certainly guilty.	true
This diy vodka facial mist will shake up your skincare routine (video)	false
Mexican word of the day... ebola today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!	true
Missing in action -- where was the u.s. women's movement on justice for nabra hassanen?	false
Just saw a redhead break his arm. #gingersnap	true
I intend to live forever... or die trying.	true
Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 26th	false
Disney princess marriage: couples that may not have lived happily ever after	false
The difference between baking powder and baking soda, explained via cookies	false
7 tips for creating a killer art gallery	false

Muslim flight attendant says she's suspended for not serving alcohol

false

Humanitarian aid hits record high, still doesn't meet growing need

false

How much did the skeleton charge for his excellent legal services? an arm and a leg.

true

Mckinney police officer involved in pool party incident resigns

false

The man accused of groping taylor swift says he mailed the $1 he owes her

false

The travel and tourism industry is poised for take-off

false

What do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce? chicken sees a salad

true

A message to trump: regime change will not work in syria

false

My fedex guy knocks on the door like his son is dying and i'm the town doctor.

true

How did sarah palin see russia from her house? she didn't, it was just an aleutian.

true

How this inner-city baltimore principal is 'tearing down barriers' between students and police

false

Spanish joke guy asks his friend como se escribe nariz en ingles? no se

true

Two moms open up about how they're forming their dream family

false

There is no theory of evolution. just a list of animals chuck norris allows to live.

true

Makeup for sunburned skin: 3 tips to cover up the redness (video)

false

You better take care of me lord, if you don't you're gonna have me on your hands.

true

What's 12 inches long and hangs in front of an asshole? donald trump's tie.

true

What do you call a woman who dyes her hair red? transginger.

true

How i gave up facebook and got a life

false

Jussie smollett expects lucious' stance on lgbt issues to progress on 'empire'

false

Best/worst brands of the week: micro-shorts, cool science, blendr, dream-making

false

You hang up no, you hang up you hang up first! - bats going to bed

true

What's the difference between paul walker and my computer? i give a fuck when my computer crashes.

true

What dictator had the best bureaucracy? idi admin.

true

Fighting a war on drugs beats fighting a war sober

true

Why did princess diana cross the road? she didn't wear her seatbelt.

true

What do you call a person who never passes gas in public? a *private tutor*

true

Beyoncé used a famous hillary clinton quote to make a big feminist statement

false

Emmanuel macron folds: i 'respect' donald trump ditching paris climate agreement

false

Whats a joke so bad its funny? i just want some really hillarious jokes, preferably long ones

true

I'm a virgin by choice just not my choice.

true

So i worked at the usps...i'm apparently not the man for the..... the sub its named for.

true

Facebook people don't like twitter because they need picture illustrations to understand the joke.

true

'surviving' cook island, one of the south pacific's most desirable destinations

false

Mormon leader: 'there are no homosexual members of the church'

false

U.s.-trained syria rebels hand over equipment to al qaeda affiliate

false

So kim jong un helps a little girl's starving family oops i put the punchline in the title

true

First nighter: tracey scott wilson's 'buzzer' fizzles; 'clinton the musical' frazzles

false

These two women unexpectedly found each other... and then made a beautiful family

false

These drones drop life-saving medical supplies in remote areas

false

Karolina kurkova in elie saab: look of the day

false

Fewer people plan to shop on thanksgiving this year

false

You never pay the bill unless it is a tribute to bill cosby, you rapist.

true

Supreme court justices look anew at affirmative action in texas

false

First nighter: edith piaf remembered in pascal rioult's revue with christine andreas

false

U.n. says 300 civilians killed in u.s.-led strikes on raqqa since march

false

What do clocks do when they're still hungry after a meal? they go back four seconds.

true

What are the first 3 words in every authentic mexican recipe? steal a chicken

true

I lost 100 pounds with this one weird trick! exercise

true

Bernie sanders is such a socialist... ...he gave hillary clinton half the votes in iowa.

true

Watch niecy nash nail the problem with the diversity conversation

false

Terrifying tumbleweeds take over california city, trapping residents inside homes

false

Pink claps back at troll who mocked her national anthem performance

false

If you drop a white hat into the red sea, what does it become?

true

Look on the bright side, your insomnia keeps most of the spiders out of your mouth.

true

What do wheat, gluten, and arkansas have in common? they're all in bread.

true

Q: what do you call a snail on a ship? a: a snailor.

true

Me: how old is your daughter? person: she's 31 months me: ok but like how old in minutes?

true

Brad paisley reveals sex of couple's unborn baby onstage

false

Why do people with ocd like family feud? because it's always black and white.

true

6 dream retirement destinations in europe, now on sale

false

What does a nazi reach for when he has a head cold? mein camphor

true

Grace vanderwaal continues to show she's got talent with 'today' show performance

false

For computer geeks. less isn't more, less is more.

true

10 days in taiwan -- where to go and what to eat

false

Did you hear about the accountant who daydreams about being an actuary? he craved more risk.

true

Cooking off the cuff: fava beans with your pasta – a great change from peas

false

The calbuco volcano is very hot right now... but everything around it is chile.

true

Wish i had the unbridled enthusiasm of a freshly groomed dog heading straight for a mud puddle.

true

Tom perriello would be a governor with a backbone

false

Oc why do doctors check their patients reflexes? because they get a kick out of it

true

Angelina jolie gets real about her marriage, directing and conquering fear

false

5 ways to truly move on from your ex

false

I held the door open for a clown. it was a nice jester.

true

Jennifer holliday to join cast of 'the color purple'

false

What did the frozen scientist say? it's fine, i'm 0k

true

Well if trump is a bad president, hopefully by the next election... we'll have 2020 hindsight

true

What has becoming a parent done to me?

false

Parenting rules for those who don't live in the white house

false

Did you hear the news about the ceo of ford? he was seen with an escort...

true

Two pharaohs farted at the same time. they had a toot in common.

true

What do muslim men do during foreplay? they tickle the goat under the chin.

true

What did the mother snake say to her crying baby ? stop crying and viper your nose !

true

Just instagramed picture of a dog. now i will have to eat it.

true

What kids are really thinking on mother's day

false

Text from missing teen's phone: 'i've killed veronica'

false

Spring break adventures in the grand canyon of swamps

false

What your favorite kind of cookie says about you

false

Tennessee shooting suspect arrested last year at white house

false

My uncle died from a turtle stampede. it was a slow death.

true

Why should you be scared of a white person in prison? because they are most certainly guilty.

true

This diy vodka facial mist will shake up your skincare routine (video)

false

Mexican word of the day... ebola today he went bowling and ebola perfect game!

true

Missing in action -- where was the u.s. women's movement on justice for nabra hassanen?

false

Just saw a redhead break his arm. #gingersnap

true

I intend to live forever... or die trying.

true

Huffpost rise: what you need to know on august 26th

false

Disney princess marriage: couples that may not have lived happily ever after

false

The difference between baking powder and baking soda, explained via cookies

false

7 tips for creating a killer art gallery

false