CreativeLang/ColBERT_Humor_Detection · Datasets at Hugging Face

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Couple say they're bugged out by live scorpion in supermarket spinach bag	false
What does sodium and batman have in common? nanananananananana batman i'll just see myself out....	true
5 things baby boomers miss most part 4	false
Baltimore rededicates former confederate memorial site to harriet tubman	false
The 'riverdale' milkshakes are not what they seem	false
For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water.	true
Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.	true
What do you call a smart blonde? a labrador retriever	true
Gop establishment keeps promise to counter tea party with surge in primary spending	false
World's first diamond ring: 150 carats of pure, unadulterated bling (photo) (video)	false
What did the management consultant think of his job? it was the bain of his existence.	true
New york fashion week: june ambrose, solange knowles and more front row celebrities (photos)	false
Man brutally kills ex and her grandma because of baby's name: cops	false
What's round and black and blue? a blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband	true
Why as a christian leader i am choosing to resist	false
Watershed moment on race? and: is trump a farce or face of gop base?	false
Bizarre contract dispute putting thousands of migrant children at risk	false
Here’s the real reason everybody thought trump would lose	false
Hating people takes too much energy. i just pretend they're dead.	true
Watch the most heartwarming duet of 'red nose day'	false
Look at how uber's top leadership has crumbled	false
My comedian alias would be the carcinogin my jokes give people cancer	true
The best thing about telepathy is...i know, right?	true
Original baby names: 14 newest names on nameberry	false
Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... chicken sees a salad	true
Mac and cheese: how to make it worry-free	false
Zoe saldana goes unfiltered about her 'gangster' 2-year-old twins	false
Fox news melts down after hillary clinton mocks them for 'trying to impeach me'	false
Why doesn't the easter bunny make noise when he has sex? because he has cotton balls!	true
Did you know that helen keller had a swingset in her backyard? neither did she.	true
Why stanford is training teens to preach the importance of sleep	false
Miss russia 'haters' say elmira abdrazakova isn't russian enough (photos)	false
Donald trump is opening the dumbest cocktail bar in america	false
Gop sen. pat toomey calls on roy moore to step aside from alabama race	false
I've got the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo.	true
Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? he was too far out, man.	true
6 easy ways to nourish your life today	false
Martha stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how i fold a fitted sheet.	true
Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot.	true
I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. it was a waist of time.	true
What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? it thighs.	true
We are out of oranges he said, fruitlessly.	true
Here, take my hand. now slap yourself with it.	true
Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? because he went crackers.	true
Jennifer lopez and alex rodriguez just kill it in new year's workout	false
Epic: little lessons and a big body count	false
Jane seymour, 61, stuns in a skin tight bandage dress (photos)	false
Dark chocolate and cocoa powder may help lower blood pressure	false
I eat things based on the amount of dishes i have to use.	true
Former nba player darryl dawkins dead at 58	false
What type of movies can't batman see? parental guidance.	true
12 free printable back-to-school labels to make your little one smile	false
Geneticists and teenage boys are the same... they both want to unzip your genes.	true
For 'moonlight' director barry jenkins, seeing his diverse film win awards is 'beautiful'	false
What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll.	true
Bungalows why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? there close to the ground.	true
Why is a plane's cockpit door open at boarding?	false
This world of warcraft wedding is what geek dreams are made of	false
Why did the shark go to the doctors? because he didn't feel very whale	true
This is what happens to your brain when you fail (and how to fix it)	false
Benoit gouez: an insider's view of moet & chandon	false
What noise does a homosexual horse make? geigh	true
102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood	false
Trump previews asia trip with foreboding message for japan	false
Islamic state abducts nearly 300 iraqi security forces near mosul, un reports	false
The baby daddies on 16 & pregnant/teen mom should be used to test air bags.	true
I like my women like i like my wine eight years old and locked up in a cellar	true
Why parental praise doesn't create narcissists -- and what does	false
Your mom is like a moped she's a little slow but still fun to ride.	true
I can sneak in an uptown funk reference here. don't believe me? just watch.	true
You'll want to protect your leopard-print jeggings after seeing this 'zootopia' clip	false
Bobby knight: trump will be one of the best presidents in history	false
Headache doc: hows your headache? husband: she's fine.	true
I love heavy metal. my favourite is lead.	true
Trump vs. kanye 2020 yeah. fuck it, why not.	true
Girls are so confusing she said don't stop and now i'm in jail.	true
American airlines merger settlement approved by u.s. judge	false
Cheating online: is infidelity easier on the internet?	false
Ps, i love you -- me to my playstation.	true
Dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture	false
You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? you can't take a joke.	true
What kind of fish will help you hear better ? a herring aid !	true
What happens when you zip up a lion? it rars	true
What does a horny man living in northern russia need? he needs two jacket.	true
Dana white says a ronda rousey-holly holm rematch will happen	false
Why do north korean statesmen make for bad lovers? because they won't hold a public erection.	true
A termite walks into a bar... and he asks, is the bar tender here?	true
Q. why do americans deep fry so much food? a. they love oil __	true
Why don't jokes in base 8 work? because 7 10 11	true
What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? a phallusy	true
Jill abramson says she's still trying to figure out why she was fired	false
The healing effect of sharing 'private' women's health issues	false
You gotta keep 'em separated! -the dude from the offspring whenever he's doing laundry.	true
What do you get when you inject human dna into a goat? kicked out of the petting zoo.	true
8 cultural differences between america and other countries	false
Was the movie ‘but i'm a cheerleader' good for the gay community?	false
Wells fargo scandal a setback to lobbying efforts by big banks	false
Trump finally speaks out against domestic violence in wake of porter scandal	false
3 surprises lurking in your airfare -- bet you don't know what they are	false
On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself.	true

Couple say they're bugged out by live scorpion in supermarket spinach bag

false

What does sodium and batman have in common? nanananananananana batman i'll just see myself out....

true

5 things baby boomers miss most part 4

false

Baltimore rededicates former confederate memorial site to harriet tubman

false

The 'riverdale' milkshakes are not what they seem

false

For me, the hardest part of the driving test was escaping before the car filled with ocean water.

true

Family vacation is when you listen to your kids cry someplace expensive.

true

What do you call a smart blonde? a labrador retriever

true

Gop establishment keeps promise to counter tea party with surge in primary spending

false

World's first diamond ring: 150 carats of pure, unadulterated bling (photo) (video)

false

What did the management consultant think of his job? it was the bain of his existence.

true

New york fashion week: june ambrose, solange knowles and more front row celebrities (photos)

false

Man brutally kills ex and her grandma because of baby's name: cops

false

What's round and black and blue? a blueberry that occasionally gets hit by her husband

true

Why as a christian leader i am choosing to resist

false

Watershed moment on race? and: is trump a farce or face of gop base?

false

Bizarre contract dispute putting thousands of migrant children at risk

false

Here’s the real reason everybody thought trump would lose

false

Hating people takes too much energy. i just pretend they're dead.

true

Watch the most heartwarming duet of 'red nose day'

false

Look at how uber's top leadership has crumbled

false

My comedian alias would be the carcinogin my jokes give people cancer

true

The best thing about telepathy is...i know, right?

true

Original baby names: 14 newest names on nameberry

false

Chicken what do you call a chicken staring at a lettuce... chicken sees a salad

true

Mac and cheese: how to make it worry-free

false

Zoe saldana goes unfiltered about her 'gangster' 2-year-old twins

false

Fox news melts down after hillary clinton mocks them for 'trying to impeach me'

false

Why doesn't the easter bunny make noise when he has sex? because he has cotton balls!

true

Did you know that helen keller had a swingset in her backyard? neither did she.

true

Why stanford is training teens to preach the importance of sleep

false

Miss russia 'haters' say elmira abdrazakova isn't russian enough (photos)

false

Donald trump is opening the dumbest cocktail bar in america

false

Gop sen. pat toomey calls on roy moore to step aside from alabama race

false

I've got the heart of a lion. and a lifetime ban from the san diego zoo.

true

Why couldn't the life guard save the hippie? he was too far out, man.

true

6 easy ways to nourish your life today

false

Martha stewart would choke on her craft supplies if she saw how i fold a fitted sheet.

true

Why doesn't a dog ever have a nose 12 inches long? because then it would be a foot.

true

I attached all of my watches together to make a belt. it was a waist of time.

true

What does a leg do when it gets exasperated? it thighs.

true

We are out of oranges he said, fruitlessly.

true

Here, take my hand. now slap yourself with it.

true

Why did your brother give up his job in the biscuit factory? because he went crackers.

true

Jennifer lopez and alex rodriguez just kill it in new year's workout

false

Epic: little lessons and a big body count

false

Jane seymour, 61, stuns in a skin tight bandage dress (photos)

false

Dark chocolate and cocoa powder may help lower blood pressure

false

I eat things based on the amount of dishes i have to use.

true

Former nba player darryl dawkins dead at 58

false

What type of movies can't batman see? parental guidance.

true

12 free printable back-to-school labels to make your little one smile

false

Geneticists and teenage boys are the same... they both want to unzip your genes.

true

For 'moonlight' director barry jenkins, seeing his diverse film win awards is 'beautiful'

false

What did the thesaurus eat for breakfast? a synonym roll.

true

Bungalows why do old people prefer to live in one story houses? there close to the ground.

true

Why is a plane's cockpit door open at boarding?

false

This world of warcraft wedding is what geek dreams are made of

false

Why did the shark go to the doctors? because he didn't feel very whale

true

This is what happens to your brain when you fail (and how to fix it)

false

Benoit gouez: an insider's view of moet & chandon

false

What noise does a homosexual horse make? geigh

true

102 lgbt people were maimed or killed -- and i still can't donate blood

false

Trump previews asia trip with foreboding message for japan

false

Islamic state abducts nearly 300 iraqi security forces near mosul, un reports

false

The baby daddies on 16 & pregnant/teen mom should be used to test air bags.

true

I like my women like i like my wine eight years old and locked up in a cellar

true

Why parental praise doesn't create narcissists -- and what does

false

Your mom is like a moped she's a little slow but still fun to ride.

true

I can sneak in an uptown funk reference here. don't believe me? just watch.

true

You'll want to protect your leopard-print jeggings after seeing this 'zootopia' clip

false

Bobby knight: trump will be one of the best presidents in history

false

Headache doc: hows your headache? husband: she's fine.

true

I love heavy metal. my favourite is lead.

true

Trump vs. kanye 2020 yeah. fuck it, why not.

true

Girls are so confusing she said don't stop and now i'm in jail.

true

American airlines merger settlement approved by u.s. judge

false

Cheating online: is infidelity easier on the internet?

false

Ps, i love you -- me to my playstation.

true

Dear minnesota football players: stop perpetuating rape culture

false

You know the difference between 2 dicks and a joke is? you can't take a joke.

true

What kind of fish will help you hear better ? a herring aid !

true

What happens when you zip up a lion? it rars

true

What does a horny man living in northern russia need? he needs two jacket.

true

Dana white says a ronda rousey-holly holm rematch will happen

false

Why do north korean statesmen make for bad lovers? because they won't hold a public erection.

true

A termite walks into a bar... and he asks, is the bar tender here?

true

Q. why do americans deep fry so much food? a. they love oil __

true

Why don't jokes in base 8 work? because 7 10 11

true

What do you call it when someone is mistaken about you having a penis? a phallusy

true

Jill abramson says she's still trying to figure out why she was fired

false

The healing effect of sharing 'private' women's health issues

false

You gotta keep 'em separated! -the dude from the offspring whenever he's doing laundry.

true

What do you get when you inject human dna into a goat? kicked out of the petting zoo.

true

8 cultural differences between america and other countries

false

Was the movie ‘but i'm a cheerleader' good for the gay community?

false

Wells fargo scandal a setback to lobbying efforts by big banks

false

Trump finally speaks out against domestic violence in wake of porter scandal

false

3 surprises lurking in your airfare -- bet you don't know what they are

false

On your mark, get set, go f*ck yourself.

true