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"i laughed way too hard at this—my brain needed a reboot!"
"i like your nature paintings a lot. please create a painting of nature."
"i made it into the nba or nfl because i showed up to practice and worked harder than everyone else"
"i need 2 pieces of bread to finish my sandwich please"
"i need to calm down, everything is fined i'm an adult💅💅👁️👄👁️" lol😭
"i paid all of that money to see that shit"
"i put some dog food in there"
"i remember having that man for 1$ in my house"-👴
"i should calm down everythings fined i'm an adultd 👁️👄👁️💅" got me rolling to mars 💀😭
"i signed an order making english the official language of the united states of america."
"i signing an executive order to change the name of new mexico to new america"
"i swear if i get you im gonna put you back into the cotton fields" 👴
"i swear! im laughing with you!"
"i think we're gonna have to rethink this deal"
"i thought you paid already?" a "i'm carrie... and i'm nick" while holding a wallet moment
"i wanna make my child starve to death,all because of a single mistake she made"
"i want to do something for my father"
"i was gonna give her her 3 pills needed so she doesn't die, but i'm only gonna give her one" 💀
"i will also try this"
"i will arrest you " ahh moment
"i will make america great again"
"i'll get one pair of underwear."
"i'll get you, and it'll look like a bloody accident."
"i'm a adullted" and the prepy duck got me😭💀💀💀
"i'm a adult😌
"i'm an adout" had me rolling on the floor
"i'm an adult"
"i'm an adult" hits hard 🔥
"i'm an adult" said in the most googoogaga ass voice
"i'm an adult" ✊🥴✊ (insert slay not drunk face)
"i'm an adult"got me dying 💀💀💀
"i'm gonna give her some needs bruh read the packet!
"i'm gonna starve my daughter after she did a naughty naughty at school!"
"i'm just a chill girl."
"i'm making america grate again"
"i'm making america great again!"
"i'm making cheese in america great again"
"i'm not a racist i swear!" 💀
"i'm now signing the executive order to ban american cheese in america"
"i'm now signing the executive order to change the planet earth to "planet of america"
"i'm now signing the executive order to change the stock markets name to the recession market of america"
"i'm now signing the executive order to have earth renamed to america"
"i'm renaming cancer to communism!!!"
"i'm scared, but let's just say i'm not, no one will know..." 😜
"i'm signing executive order to impose tariff on penguin's island"
"i'm signing the executive order to change every human's name into america"
"i'm signing the executive order to change french fries to america fries!"
"i'm signing the executive order to change the name of arctic ocean to american ocean to make america great again"
"i'm signing the executive order to change the name of china to america."
"i'm signing the executive order to change the name of the milky way to the american way"
"i'm so mad at her" bro is literally starving that kid
"i'mma here for 7 undies, please!" and the way she reacted to that is just crazy wild 💀
"i'ts not scripted"
"i've seen smarter cabinets at ikea"
"i, kontenjen8476 did not write this stupid comment on youtube"
"if black people were good, no one would be afraid of the dark"
"if only this person had a brain"
"if you know what i mean"
"if you know what i mean" if you know you know😏
"if you know what i mean"is diabolical
"if you know what i mean"😭
"if you know you know" -she's a kid. thats corny as hell
"im an adalt"-
"im an adult" and "aeaaeeeaaah" at the end had me dying xd
"im changing my youtube name from kontenjen8475 to kontenjen8476"
"im changing the name of french fries to american fries" hits hard
"im chill gumacook"
"im makin america greate again"
"im now signing the executive order to make canada our 51st state!"
"im reaching you for ur cars extended warranty"
"im renaming tariffs into american taxes" says in donald trump
"im renaming the french fries great american potatoes" -donald trump
"im signing the executive order to change my name to,
"im signing the executive order to change the name of chainaa to amerikaa " 😂😂
"im signing the executive order to change the name of the entire omni verse to america 🦅🦅🦅"🗣🔥🔥🔥
"im signing the executive order to change the solar system to the united planets of america."
"imagine she's check on the lunch box💀"
"imma give her this lollipop i found on the bottom of my shoe" child abuse😂
"in 2025 we'll have flying cars!"
"in the girls bathroom" 💀☠️
"influencers" it seems that they don't know that forks and spoons exist.
"insert complicated english word here!"😂😂
"is useless but it's really cute" all i wanted to hear
"ise aage sirf aage se nhi peeche se bhi use kr skte hai" was very epic 😂😂😂😅
"it had a mal-functioning"
"it just disappeared that's not even- wha-"
"it was about the size of a pringals can"
"it's a prank"😭😭 "it's a prank" 💀💀 siru ahh text to speech
"it's a prank, it's a prank"💀
"it's a trap it's a trap to get the little kids attention into this video"
"it's actually beautiful" girl what the heck💀💀💀
"it's actually beautiful" 💀💀💀
"it's so beautiful" "i know" "ms. stevens"
"it's useless but really cute." is literally me!
"its a prank its a prank to get the bigger piece of watermelon"😭🙏
"its a prank!! its a prank t0 get the bigger piece of watermelon!!!"
"its beautifull"
"its magic its magic" song 😂😂❤❤
"its massive!"
"i’m a adult"are you sure?