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/r/pics/comments/7pm0nz/the_dentures_of_george_washington/
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"imagine how bad his actual teeth were if this was the better alternative ",
"For some reason, I thought they would be nicer. What went wrong with those lower arcades?",
"What are they in? Like what's the frame? Metal? And how did they stay in the mouth ",
"Podcast \"The Dollop\" episode \"Colonial Teeth\" will give you a terrible insight into this ",
"My question is who's teeth were they before they were his? It's a cadaver's, you can have hers.",
"If i remember correctly none of it is teeth, and its made of wood, ivory, and metal",
"If i remember correctly they are human teeth extracted from slaves",
"That's what I thought too but don't have the facts to back it up."
] | 8 |
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The dentures of George Washington
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/r/pics/comments/7pm47c/nasas_juno_probe_captured_this_picture_of_jupiter/
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[
"What do the color zones represent? High pressure? Temperature? How can a planet be so categorically compartmentalized?",
"wow very big job work. Thanks",
"Well if you read the article about it they basically admitted everything we thought about Saturn was wrong by basically a factor or 4 and beyond.\n\nThey literally called Saturn's \"aurora borealis\" magic and admitted what we thought about gas giants was very far from the truth. A lot of what has been observed by the probe has contradicted most if not all preconceptions of gas giants. \n\nFor this reason I absolutely love science. This shit is awesome!",
"Sorry. I'm more of a TL;DR or a picture book kind of girl. Thank you for the explanation, though. 🙂",
"Do you have a link to the original?",
"Bigger?"
] | 6 |
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Nasa’s Juno probe captured this picture of Jupiter last December
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/r/pics/comments/7pm4k4/i_painted_a_pug_in_watercolors_today/
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[
"Sad Señor Puggles",
"Amazing. What a pug lord.",
"That eye and mouth are amazing. You are quite the artist, my friend.",
"Oh my god, this is gorgeous",
"Thank you!"
] | 5 |
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I Painted a pug in watercolors today.
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/r/pics/comments/7pm4n0/i_find_this_amazing_tatoo/
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[
"I have a nice hunch of where my conclusion would go",
"You found this posted yesterday ",
"So much wasted space between those two...",
"But that is her neck not head?",
"I bet she has </body> somewhere on her foot haha",
"Three headed girl.",
"No she's html5 so the footer would come before the close body. ",
"Haha.. my html skills are outdated an minimal"
] | 8 |
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I find this amazing tatoo
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/r/pics/comments/7pm698/this_old_dr_pepper_machine_with_both_coke_and/
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[
"Old? it accepts NFC. i'd expect this machine is in a workplace. we have one just like it where i work. ",
"The machine itself is old compared to all the new ones, I mean, look at the old logos. That NFC reader can be added on",
"What's Big Red?",
"A delicious red soda from Texas. Think Red Flash but better",
"See these kinds of older privately owned machines where the owner can put anything they want in them. Usually in an older office setting or the break room of a small family owned business. My neighbor used to own dozens of them and just bought the soda/candy that was on sale to stock his machines. "
] | 5 |
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This old Dr. Pepper machine with both Coke and Pepsi too!
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/r/pics/comments/7pm929/eddie_redmayne_and_felicity_jones_as_stephen/
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[
"Stephen Hawking: International Man or Mystery",
"Groovy Baby! Yeah!",
"Why couldn't they find a black stick??",
"Wow. I thought that they were the same people at first",
"I say mystery",
"If anyone is wondering they were in a movie called The Theory of Everything in 2014",
"Cinematography. The stick blends in with the pants in the original photo.",
"They have the smiles backwards.",
"Why couldn't they get a matching wedding dress ",
"On the right he does a bloody good impression of Michael McIntyre..",
"Cinematography. The dress blends in with the pants in the original photo. ",
"Nicking other people's jokes, laughing before his own punchlines and finding himself far more hilarious than he actually is?",
"I think the dress does match. The lighting in the film still hides the details on her dress."
] | 13 |
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Eddie Redmayne and Felicity Jones as Stephen Hawking and Jane Hawking.
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/r/pics/comments/7pm9m2/this_is_genius/
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[
"I dunno; depends on your perspective ...",
"Beautiful lies.",
"When your great is worth more than Bugatti...",
"Has quite the depth. ",
"You just need to focus",
"If you like that [you'll love these](https://petapixel.com/2013/10/14/life-like-miniature-scenes-shot-using-model-cars-forced-perspective-250-ps/).",
"you are incorrect",
"It is the same car?",
"That might not be the same car but he's devotion to Photography is damn high.. People came with too many lame excuses!",
"The car on top is shown from the rear, you can see the license plate and the two rear bulges (the parts that would be behind the headrests.) The bottom photo is flipped, and both cars are indeed blue and white, the bottom one isn't grey, it's just a lighting or exposure effect.",
"Its a bugatti veyron. The top photo is the rear. The colour difference is due to lighting and camera quality. ",
"I think what you are seeing as pop up headlights are the side view mirrors. Shouldn't be able to see the bump on the passenger side of the car if they are pop up headlights, not at that angle"
] | 12 |
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This is genius
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/r/pics/comments/7pm9u7/bored_tbh/
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[
"You should share your boredom more often.",
"i normally don't up vote selfies but in this case i like it. ",
"sure lmfao.",
"You got that window teeth huh",
"Post over at r/ adorable gone Wild.",
"Snowflakes",
"Tryna slide in them dm’s are ya"
] | 7 |
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bored tbh.
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/r/pics/comments/7pmae3/my_friend_took_this_photo_of_someone_in_the_woods/
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"Don't jump! Somebody out there still loves you............probably. ",
"That looks creepy as fuck ",
"Logan?"
] | 3 |
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My friend took this photo of someone in the woods
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/r/pics/comments/7pmaxr/master_of_the_low_cost_cosplay_is_here_again_kung/
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"Insane Clown Panda.",
"Umm....yikes",
"Yeah, pretty nice fellow (creepy as hell :)"
] | 3 |
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Master of the low cost cosplay is here again - Kung Fu Panda
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/r/pics/comments/7pmdck/62_degree_swing_in_less_than_2_weeks_in_wisconsin/
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[
"6 days 59 degree difference tomorrow here in Pittsburgh ",
"We had a pretty wild 2017 here in Oklahoma. 64.8 degree swing in 24 hours in Buffalo, OK.\n\n[Infographic](https://i.redditmedia.com/buyhl-COmc0U7lW6pwqGf_tNafAxZEkh0mVAaJn301E.png?w=984&s=52a0189353b38b40b2d16344283179b3)",
"I remember a year or two ago there was a blizzard in DC that dumped two feet of snow over like 18 hours. A week later it was 70.",
"/u/troia2017, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/troia2017&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmdck/62_degree_swing_in_less_than_2_weeks_in_wisconsin/?context=10\\))",
"Update 2 degrees last Friday, currently 65 right now "
] | 5 |
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62 degree swing in less than 2 weeks in Wisconsin. Crazy.
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/r/pics/comments/7pmdyi/check_out_my_air_conditioners_advanced_controls/
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[
"/r/2healthbars",
"I don’t get it, looks the sa...oh",
"It’s like entering the matrix. ",
"Probably your AC that's basic, but the controler is by default design and the more advanced AC the more buttons it will have",
"The truth? You can't handle the truth!",
"/u/jaslr, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jaslr&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmdyi/check_out_my_air_conditioners_advanced_controls/?context=10\\))"
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Check out my air conditioner's advanced controls
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/r/pics/comments/7pmen5/some_nice_looking_snow/
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"Looks like little lizards creeping around ",
"Haha you have a good imagination ",
"Some regular looking snow",
"Yeah, well, you know, that's just like, your opinion, man."
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Some nice looking snow
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/r/pics/comments/7pmfik/keeping_the_cat_downstairs/
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[
"never saur it coming ",
"Are the fallen over ones casualties of the dino-cat war? ",
"I feel like this would make for one hell of a photoshop battle.",
"That only works for about 20 minutes, then they realize the things will never attack.",
"Reminds of that picture of bunch of cats looking like tine dinosaurs.",
"Oh, you made me laugh so hard, I fell out of the chair. Thanks for posting this. I can see you have a great sense of humor. By the way, this was so funny that I had to post it on Facebook so my friends could get a good laugh too."
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Keeping the cat downstairs
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/r/pics/comments/7pmhcn/i_recently_applied_to_school_in_the_uk_and_have/
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[
"Thank you for this, Ill still get it wrong",
"It says on our passports “United Kingdom of Great Britain & Northern Ireland”. Helps me remember ",
"England is one of four countries which make up the United Kingdom.",
"I wish there was a picture that explained this more simply",
"Don’t worry, Op has gotten it wrong too. \n\nThey seem to have given Donegal, Louth, Meath and parts of Dublin back to the Brits. ",
"As an American, I still don't get it.",
"I had no idea that Scottland was part of GB, or that Wales was in that position.. For some reason I thought it was much further up in the little cutout between Scottland and England",
"The United States is a country made up of a bunch of separate states, right? So the United Kingdom is similar - it's really four separate countries (England, Scotland, Wales, and Northern Ireland) joined into one big one.\n\n\"Great Briton\" is the biggest island in the British Isles, and contains most of the \"states\" - not dissimilar to the \"continental U.S.\".\n\nThe \"British Isles\" also contain countries that are not part on the U.K., just like North America includes Canada.",
"I was just about to say the exact same thing. I live in England (like a state), but my nationality is British (like anyone living in any state would be an American). ",
"This is wrong.\n\nThe British Isles isn't an accepted term.\n\nThere is no country called \"The Republic of Ireland\", it's just Ireland.\n\nThe UK does not include as much area as that circle.",
"Contentious Wikipedia circles jobby: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Terminology_of_the_British_Isles\n\nAnd the reason it’s contentious: https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/British_Isles_naming_dispute",
"Hmm, I thought the same, but found this\n\nhttp://www.irishstatutebook.ie/eli/1948/act/22/enacted/en/print#sec2",
"Republic of Ireland is the legal description of the State. Ireland or Eire is the name.\n\nThis distinction between description and name was and remains important because the Act was not a constitutional amendment and did not change the name of the state. If it had purported to do so, it would have been unconstitutional.",
"Ireland is not a part of the British Isles, regardless of what the Brits say.",
"Seems pretty accepted to me, except for within Ireland. ",
"British Isles is an accepted geographic term",
"No, it's not.\n\nNeither the Irish or British government use it officially. ",
"It is no longer used in international agreements, and is finally also falling out of favour with academics and geographers. The term has no standing geographically, demographically, historically, socially, or politically. I don't mind a lay person using the term out of ignorance, as long as they don't mind being corrected. \n\nTo put into context for you, it would be similar to telling a Pole his country is part of Greater Germany.",
"/u/YoshiDaPotato, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/YoshiDaPotato&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmhcn/i_recently_applied_to_school_in_the_uk_and_have/?context=10\\))",
"Geographic term, not political mate",
"Why do we have to have this argument every time. It's not an accepted geographic term either. Why do people so vehemently have to defend it's use when it isn't accepted anywhere.",
"Greater Germany is just a geographic term, why would they get annoyed about that?",
"I don't personally like the term but it is futile to argue against fact that it is the accepted and commonly used term among international geographers\n\nWorld and its Peoples: Ireland and United Kingdom, London: Marshall Cavendish, 2010, p. 8, The nomenclature of Great Britain and Ireland and the status of the different parts of the archipelago are often confused by people in other parts of the world. The name British Isles is commonly used by geographers for the archipelago; in the Republic of Ireland, however, this name is considered to be exclusionary. In the Republic of Ireland, the name British-Irish Isles is occasionally used. However, the term British-Irish Isles is not recognized by international geographers. In all documents jointly drawn up by the British and Irish governments, the archipelago is simply referred to as \"these islands\". The name British Isles remains the only generally accepted terms for the archipelago off the northwestern coast of mainland Europe.",
"Just wanted to say nobody uses Eire either, except people outside of Ireland, like American tourists for example.",
"Mostly UKIP types in my experience",
"I've never heard the archipelago called anything else and I've no problem with it being called that. It's etymology is Roman I think so \"regardless of what Pomponius said\" is probably more accurate.",
"As an American living in Ireland: \n\nDo not, I repeat, DO NOT refer to Britain and Ireland together as the \"British Isles.\" ",
"I didn't know Dublin was in the UK. ",
"Nice to see you being a contrarian wanker in *every* sub ",
"How is stating facts being contrary?",
"If I'd claimed not to know what the british isles are back in school in Norway, I'd probably have failed my exams. So there's that, yeah?",
"You need the /s these days",
"I didn’t think we needed to signpost our sarcasm a few km ahead like Americans do ",
"Apparently we read things literally now if it doesn't have a sarcasm warning. I liked the joke though "
] | 34 |
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I recently applied to school in the U.K. and have finally realized England, Britain, and the U.K. are not the same thing.
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/r/pics/comments/7pml2s/this_metallic_hair_dryer_was_used_in_the_1930s/
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[
"This isn't a hairdryer. It's a thinking cap...surprised you didn't know that.",
"Is this why trips to the Salon were said to be expensive, because of all these machines?",
"That thing looks solid chrome. Probably got hot af. I doubt it's even properly grounded and there ain't no other path but through her.",
"He's obviously not using one.",
"...and in this frame, one can clearly see the superior enhancement to functioning a supercharger provides to overall brain-power versus earlier turbo-charger models. There is also the added advantage for the wearer in not being required to constantly consume beans and cabbage."
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This metallic hair dryer was used in the 1930s
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/r/pics/comments/7pmmrw/not_all_bees_are_yellow_heres_a_blue_carpenter_bee/
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[
"Shopped. You've been bambeezled.",
"IF I WERE GREEN I WOULD DIE",
"Ok, so I need to know, is their honey blue?",
"probably shopped ike the other guy said but is it missing a leg?",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylocopa_caerulea",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Xylocopa_caerulea",
"I feel like insects are underappreciated for their interesting ways of life and in a lot of cases for their beauty. ",
"i stand corrected, pretty cool though",
"All bee lives matter",
"Shit, didn't even make it half way through but you got my upvote as the effort was there. ",
"Wat",
"Fun fact animals don't produce blue pigments, the colour blue in nature is caused by the shape of small hairs on the animal's body.",
"Thats a normal bee but sad",
"God dammit take your upvote and get the hell out of here.",
"Hey girl, show us your bluebees. \n\nI'll see myself out. ",
"Other bees \"you look sooo gay!\"",
"Is this why the bees are different colored in my farming games? There’s blue, red/pink, and yellow. Blue is called the “eastern bee”.",
"Thats just the alolan form",
"Oh so it's a blue collar worker bee? ",
"TL;DR: I'm blue ba da bee ba da baa (x6)",
"This should be a meme of its own",
"I drew the bee blue because I'd never seen a blue bee before, and to be honest with you I wanted to see a blue bee.",
"Carpenter bees are assholes.",
"Not shopped. They can be crazy colours. [This is also a bee](http://www.bwars.com/sites/www.bwars.com/files/styles/largest__950x750_/public/species_images/nomada-fulvicornis_5sf.jpg?itok=L0ls_qm_)",
"I am a peaceful man and love honey bees, but I actively seek carpenter bees out during summer with a tennis racket in hand to hit them mid-flight and slice them to bits. Don't bore holes in my house, little hiveless assholes.",
"Not all redditors are human. \n\nOP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste oterh people's stuff. The account was born on September 8, 2017 and woke up 6 hous ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/DrByg's submission and title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1jqis3/not_all_bees_are_yellow_heres_a_blue_carpenter_bee/).\n\nIts first [comment since waking up](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7pmd1d/this_water_tower_is_in_comic_sans/dsidoum/) is a copy/paste of /u/lecherous_hump's top comment from [this thread](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4hv8hz/this_water_tower_is_in_comic_sans/d2son3w/). That thread was started by AlfieMarsh. More on them later.\n\nIts [submission and title](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7pmjn2/at_work_blood_dropped_off_of_the_butcher_block/) after that is a copy/paste of /u/KAsInKnife's submission and title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2trzv9/at_work_blood_dropped_off_of_the_butcher_block/).\n\nIts comment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pmgep/theres_one_thing_that_bugs_me_about_skyrim/dsied1t/) *just might* be original. So maybe they just suck at reddit.\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain. \n\n_________\n\nAlfieMarsh - born May 7, 2017, woke up 7 hours agao, and has teh following four activities:\n\nSubmission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7pmd1d/this_water_tower_is_in_comic_sans/) (in the thread that asbury6 commented in) is a copy/paste of /u/teliotsauce's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/4hv8hz/this_water_tower_is_in_comic_sans/d2son3w/).\n\nIts comment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7pm6ta/jesus_take_the_wheel/dsid72d/) (in a thread started by arran57, more on them later) is a copy/paste of /u/GinzoKzazma's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4pnlap/jesus_take_the_wheel/d4mdsfe/).\n\nIts [submission/title after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7pmgvo/wtf_shutterstock/) is a copy/paste of /u/Beloved_ 's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4gp41w/wtf_shutterstock/).\n\nIts comment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pmgep/theres_one_thing_that_bugs_me_about_skyrim/dsidvsh/) also *just might* be original. So maybe they just decided to act just like a karma-farming bot too.\n\n____________\n\narran57 - born September 8, 2017 and also woke up 7 hours ago.\n\nIts first [submission/title since waking up](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7pm6ta/jesus_take_the_wheel/) (in the thread that AlfieMarsh commented in) is a copy/paste of /u/Fusi8n's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4pnlap/jesus_take_the_wheel/).\n\nIts [first-person comment after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pm5ti/how_to_decide_the_perfect_game_to_play/dsibsgo/) is a copy/paste of /u/agenauerr's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4ekl3n/how_to_decide_the_perfect_game_to_play/d20yptu/). This thread was started by JonHoresto. More on them later. \n\nIts [submission/title after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/7pm9bl/i_want_other_parents_to_know_this_is_a_viable/) is a copy/paste of /u/Eccentress69's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/3y8omn/i_want_other_parents_to_know_this_is_a_viable/).\n\nIts [comment after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7pm8ai/well_hes_not_wrong/dsic53m/) is a copy/paste of /u/jvazzie's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4wulpx/well_hes_not_wrong/d6a6dht/).\n\n______________\n\nJonHoresto - born May 7, woke up 8 hours ago, has the following four activities:\n\n[First comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7plm4f/the_most_motivational_shitstarting_phrase/dsia86t/) is a copy/paste of /u/Trenthw's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/5wjmjj/the_most_motivational_shitstarting_phrase/deamd8x/). That thread was started by DougBracwell. they look very suspicisous too. Can someone else please look into them?\n\nSubmission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7pm1xj/when_people_dont_know_how_to_stay_in_their_lane/) is a copy/paste of /u/bluerang1's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/4vueml/when_people_dont_know_how_to_stay_in_their_lane/).\n\nSubmission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pm5ti/how_to_decide_the_perfect_game_to_play/) is a copy/paste of /u/AryanBrothelhood submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/4ekl3n/how_to_decide_the_perfect_game_to_play/d20yptu/).\n\nComment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7pm33p/its_been_nice_knowing_frank_ocean/dsibgp6/) is a copy/paste of /u/Terragort's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/4yu0rk/its_been_nice_knowing_frank_ocean/d6qfr0q/). That thread was started by handelhype who looks very suspicious too. Can someone please look into that one too?\n\n_________________\n\nHoitin1029 - born December 4, 2011, woke up 8 hours ago, and has the following four activities since waking up:\n\n[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmmrw/not_all_bees_are_yellow_heres_a_blue_carpenter_bee/dsieu69/) it copied/pasted /u/Edelweiss123's triple gilded comment from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/55yxd1/not_all_bees_are_yellow_heres_a_blue_carpenter_bee/d8evvhp/). Thanks for pointing this out NegativeTwelfth.\n\nIts submission/title [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pmnc4/scouting_with_sheep_was_crucial_in_age_of_empires/) is a copy/paste of /u/AoE_IamPREZSTEVE's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/221858/scouting_with_sheep_was_crucial_in_age_of_empires/cgifxl5/).\n\nAnd just like the others, [this one activity](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7pmgep/theres_one_thing_that_bugs_me_about_skyrim/dsie8wh/) just may be original.\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/7pml4f/just_some_good_ol_coat_of_arms/) is a copy/paste of /u/sergeantdempsy's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/2ohn7y/just_some_good_ol_coat_of_arms/).",
"SeaBee",
"Beeutiful",
"A carpenter bee. I guess it is a blue collar worker bee.",
"Aww you stole my thunder.",
">BEELINGS",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/55yxd1/not_all_bees_are_yellow_heres_a_blue_carpenter_bee/d8evvhp/",
"Dad? "
] | 35 |
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Not all bees are yellow. Here's a Blue Carpenter Bee
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/r/pics/comments/7pmrar/a_kiss_in_the_rain/
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[
"Man's not hot",
"If only rhinos were rideable. Should be called Ridenos.",
"Nice umbrella ",
"Still in the honeymoon phase. ",
"Hope that does not turn into a french kiss. That is the most powerful jaw in the world.",
"Gay",
"It's like raaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiiinnn on your wedding day \n\nLike a rhino kisssssssssssssssssssssss, when you just need a lay\n\nLike a trip to the tundra, when you just need some shade \n\nAnd who would have thought, it figures!",
"What a wonderful picture. r/mademesmile",
"I think you’re thinking of a hippo. But still, I wouldn’t put my face that close to a rhino ",
"Looks like a forbidden love story ",
"Shame about the r/shittyhdr",
"I think this is clarity slider to the max and not HDR",
"Looks like overwhelmingly gay beastiality which will soon be the end of the human race!",
"anything is rideable if you're brave enough.",
"Animals don't kiss. They just sniff you to see if you are edible.\n",
"Charming pic. Thanks for posting.",
"And small enough, I suppose.",
"Someone needs a Tic-Tac",
"Did anyone else see Master Chief in the thumbnail? ",
"First thought. My wife would love it.",
"Go on spoil her :) a rainbow for a rainy day. ",
"I broke into a huge smile right after I clicked the image. Such a happy picture!",
"What does rhino skin feel like? Is it soft and warm? Hard and flakey? Warm and leathery? I want to pet one so bad. ",
"This dudes like, \"If your mom sees me, I'm a dead man.\"",
"this is what i was expecting https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/ab/e1/9a/abe19a54076c8140d679796e19f7ea85.jpg"
] | 25 |
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A kiss in the rain
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/r/pics/comments/7pmtpg/blue_petrified_wood/
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"At first it was afraid ",
"I was petrified",
"Ah beh dee ah beh dye"
] | 3 |
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Blue Petrified wood
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/r/pics/comments/7pmw1q/woke_up_this_morning_to_find_this_beautiful/
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[
"^^🎺 ^🎺\n🎺 🎺 🎺 ^🎺 ^^🎺 ^^^🎺 ^^^^🎺 ^^^^🎺 ^^^^🎺 ^^^🎺",
"Looks like them Duke boys are at it again. ",
"Looks like shit",
"Yeeehaawww",
"Just a good ole'boy...never meaning no harm...",
"Username checks out.",
"So do you in a pair of daisy dukes. Nyaahh.",
"Boring.",
"you have no soul, or moonshine .. ",
"There's a guy in my neighborhood with one of these. Every once in a while he'll roar past and I can't help but make a Hazard Boys joke. ",
"perfection\n",
"1969 Dodge Charger in competition orange. mmmm I can taste that sweet, sweet white lightnin' already",
"are you silly? They just need to [send it](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/a3/97/41/a39741c97369908a547c6d9d4bd242fe.jpg)",
"Nice confederate flag ",
"You must not know how Reddit works, prepare you anus!!\n\nConfederate Flag REEEEEEE!!!!!!",
"I bet the owner has to get those windows, tires and paint replaced monthly. \n\nWhat a world we live in now. ",
"The salt on the roads isn’t that bad. "
] | 17 |
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Woke up this morning to find this beautiful unicorn resting in my parking lot!! What a beautiful and random sight!!
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/r/pics/comments/7pmwxf/well_thats_an_intense_billboard/
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[
"Isn't there a movie coming out like this? Three little billboards or something? ",
"It kind of looks like it’s suggesting that the Attorney General should investigate her father.",
"Yes, recent movie called \"Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri\" written and directed by Martin McDonagh. Really good film.",
"Where's Robert Stack when we need him? ",
"/u/Angela-Pacheco, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule III - No personal information, personal social media accounts.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Angela-Pacheco&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmwxf/well_thats_an_intense_billboard/?context=10\\))",
"'Three Billboards Outside Ebbing, Missouri' just won 4 Golden Globes, including Best Motion Picture - Drama and Best Performance by an Actress in a Motion Picture - Drama. \n\nCurrently a big favorite for the Academy Awards as well. \n\nThe plot is very similar to what's stated in this pic:\n\n> Mildred Hayes is a divorced mother, grieving the rape and murder of her teenage daughter Angela, seven months prior. Angry over the lack of progress in the investigation, she rents three abandoned billboards near her home, which in sequence read \"RAPED WHILE DYING\", \"AND STILL NO ARRESTS?\", and \"HOW COME, CHIEF WILLOUGHBY?\"\n"
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Well that's an intense billboard.
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/r/pics/comments/7pmztu/just_found_this_guy_while_going_to_work/
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[
"Not the momma!",
"Gotta love me.",
"Kick the baby! ",
"What is that from?",
"Baby from TV Show Dinosaurs "
] | 5 |
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Just found this guy while going to work
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/r/pics/comments/7pn3cd/i_have_never_experienced_moonlight_so_bright/
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[
"Yea, it involves going outside more often.",
"That's a very nicely composed photo too :)",
"True!!",
"Thanks!!",
"Super moon?",
"Indeed!!"
] | 6 |
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I have never experienced moonlight so bright
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/r/pics/comments/7pn48r/strasbourgs_cathedral_alsace_france/
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[
"Did the other tower part get knocked down or something?",
"It never got built, historians talk about different reasons, either the lack of funds, unstable terrain or even gothic style becoming outdated, the plans of the entire cathedral were drawn after Notre Dame de Paris'.",
"Needs to be finished. Looks sad without it. ",
"Smashing example of tilt-shift."
] | 4 |
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Strasbourg's cathedral, Alsace, France.
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/r/pics/comments/7pn4d4/italian_coast_guard_dog_getting_ready_to_jump/
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[
"Who says you can't looking freaking stylish and absolutely awesome at the same time?",
"You sure that’s not a bear? ",
"Pics and more information can be found here: [Italian School of Water Rescue Dogs](http://www.waterrescuedogs.com/)\n\nBut the above image was probably taken from this high karma /r/pics post [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/3falpz/this_newfoundland_dog_helps_the_coast_guard/).",
"Not really, but thank you for the link!",
"Going by the other post you deleted it just looked like you were on a repost spree. Don't forget to post the link into your /r/italy post, i'm sure people there will be interested. ",
"That's a great idea, italy was one of the first subs where I posted.\n\nI shared the full gallery link, now. It will be appreciated!",
"He is anxious as fuck to jump outta a helicopter. ",
"Looks like a [Newfoundland dog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_dog) \n \n>Newfoundland dogs excel at water rescue/lifesaving because of their muscular build, thick double coat, webbed feet, and innate swimming abilities",
"Copied from my response to another comment. \n \nLooks like a [Newfoundland dog](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Newfoundland_dog) \n \n>Newfoundland dogs excel at water rescue/lifesaving because of their muscular build, thick double coat, webbed feet, and innate swimming abilities",
"Dogs with jobs!",
"At first I thought this was a behind-the-scenes shot from Star Wars (the helmet).",
"Friends had a Newfie that loved going to the beach. They had to stop taking him because he would spend all the time \"rescuing\" any kids that happened to venture into the sea.",
"Or Space Balls (the size of that helmet)",
"R E S C U E B O Y E",
"The way it works is that the dog jumps in the water, causing a huge wave; all you do is ride the wave to shore...",
"Plus they would probably fight a shark. ",
"Plus they would probably fight a shark. ",
"R E S C U E B O I",
"Oh, did the spelling of the meme change?",
"I don’t blame him. Sounds like fun. ",
"i dunno i've never seen it as boye though",
"I guess it depends on the sub?",
"And win.",
"And win.",
"r/dogswithjobs",
"Newfie! My aunt had a newfoundland trained in water rescue. He would get mad any time she swam in her little 4' deep pool. He did rescue a man and his dog once. He broke his lead, knocked my aunt over, and bolted to the lake only to stop at the edge, carefully walk in, and happily paddle over and back twice. Turns out the guy was just going for a swim with his dog, but you certainly don't want to resist a newfoundland attempting to rescue you. Still, wonderful dogs. As sassy as they are hairy.",
"Newfie's are the cutest bears",
"Napoleon was saved by a Newfie during exile. I'm just to lazy to look up a link and attach it. ",
"Dog to itself: “just remember, You are a good dog”"
] | 29 |
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Italian Coast Guard dog getting ready to jump into the ocean to rescue a person.
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/r/pics/comments/7pn4g2/baby_dundee_makes_new_friend_in_florida/
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"Gator land?",
"Is Dundee a real name?",
"This whole post is a croc(k)"
] | 3 |
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Baby “Dundee” makes new friend in Florida
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/r/pics/comments/7pn5oq/went_hiking_and_took_this_pic/
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"Wonderful pic! May I ask where?",
"Rainbowfalls trail in the Great Smoky Mountians National park",
"Thanks for sharing :)"
] | 3 |
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Went hiking and took this pic
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/r/pics/comments/7pn7l3/peaceful_pup_at_waterfall/
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[
"Pixel 2 portrait near Chiang Mai, Thailand",
"At first I tought tha pup was the low res waterfall but then I clicked on the photo",
"This is a beautiful photo OP. I don't know if you took it, but it's relaxing and beautiful :) ",
"I did, and thanks! That pup didn't have a care in the world. "
] | 4 |
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Peaceful pup at waterfall
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/r/pics/comments/7pn7ls/an_orange_colored_sky/
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[
"Sumptuously!",
"Like a painting. Very cool!",
"[Flash, Bam, Alakazam](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l-6QknAOsVo)",
"Exactly what I was thinking. ",
"Apocalyptic looking.",
"If it’s morning and you happen to be a sailor, please take this as a warning."
] | 6 |
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An orange colored sky
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/r/pics/comments/7pn87h/this_hat_is_a_cake/
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[
"This hat is a lie",
"This Cake is A Lje",
"Prove it!",
"I’ve hat it up to here with this cake.",
"My name is Nina and I like cake."
] | 5 |
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This Hat Is A Cake
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/r/pics/comments/7pnawe/mom_shares_devastating_photo_of_dying_dad_crying/
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[
"Happy Wednesday, everybody ",
"gotta put everything on the internet",
"Why share this?",
"what God would allow children to suffer like this .. ?\n",
"God asked parents to kill their own kids, this is just how God works.",
"Where are you? It’s Thursday where I’m at...",
"Hmm, I was just on a plane for like 12 hours, so I guess I’m a little off.. It is Thursday! ",
"A ghost in the shell. Heavy stuff. ",
"Right? Doesn’t it feel just a little perverse when you see something like this? Some moments are meant to be private.",
"What God would not judge righteously? He sees the bigger picture, past and present. He knows the hurt, pain and agony because he went through all of it on Calvary.",
"The one from the Old Testament. That's the one you're looking for. But don't worry, someone will be along in a minute to remind us about \"God's Plan\" or that he works in mysterious ways or some other such cognitive dissonance. And rest assured, if a doctor somehow cured one or both of them it would be a miracle, not a decade of medical school. Man... I think I might be an atheist.",
"Merry Christmas!",
"Catharsis? ",
"Up votes ?",
"The one that lets an innocent child die in pain. Or are you saying that, in a cosmic sense, both father and child deserved this? If they don't, and God knows the pain both are going through, then he is knowingly causing them to suffer by either creating the circumstances that led to their illness or by doing nothing. \n\nYour comment just doesn't jibe. Probably because it is a canned response that you learned by rote and have never really engaged with on a critical level.",
"Nothing learned by rote but experience. God is real and the same God who puts us through hard circumstances is also The God of healing who has power over all the sickness in this family. I’m just letting you know that I’m praying for this Family and others in similar circumstance. God can and will heal. I’ve just went through a point in my life were my father was tragically ill. Just saying your human, God is God and he sees everything. ",
"> The God of healing who has power over all the sickness in this family.\n\n...\n\n>God is God and he sees everything.\n\nSo he has the power to heal all the sick people, knows they are suffering, and... doesn't. Class act that guy.\n\nEdit: \"God can and will heal.\" But he doesn't in *so many* circumstances. BILLIONS of human lives lost to disease and you have the fucking *gall* to spout this nonsense?",
"Why do you think this is?",
"Boom roasted ",
"Sometimes God leaves it up to man to do the healings through faith in Christ. Look at the scripture that says \"Those that believe in Me, will heal the sick, cast out demons, and do even greater things because....\" I was a non believer a long time, until I seen with my own eyes, a disease healed in an instant from someone I knew was sick, and then made whole. \n\n God gave us the instruction manual, we just have never really read it to understand it, and have relied on a church preacher to tell us what it means, when it is written right there for anyone that is hungry to understand.",
"Agreed.",
"Oh, yea, awesome. Now the little girl is going to die because she didn't love Jesus enough.\n\n That's better. /s",
"Go back and re-read the comment. No where did I mention love.\n\n I should have been more clear about the person doing the healing is usually not the one that is sick. The one healing is the one that has faith, unwaivering, that the healing will be done when it is commanded into action. \n\nThe Kingdom of God is available, but someone must first bring it to action through words spoken out loud within hearing distance of the sick person.\n\nSearch \"the last Reformation\" for vids on people bringing those healings into existence.\n\nThis is a sad family situation regardless.",
"God damn this is rough. I'm so sorry for this man and his family. Fuck.",
"So how did all the healing work before we got actual medicine? Can you think of any reason why god let more than half of infants die and continues to do so in less developed countries ? Maybe it is doctors and nurses who cure and not your stupid faith.\n",
"Oh and in case you didn't know your prayers are absolutely useless. There is actually a study about that. ",
"Does he know everything also? Like, he’s omniscient? Like, he knows what was, what is and what will be and he’s never not known anything in any of these three categories? This is a serious question, by the way. I’m not having a laugh. I just want to know if you believe that God has, for all of time and non-time or whatever, known everything, in all three phases, that there has been, is, and will be to know.",
"Yes God is omniscient by reading the Bible and this is the God I speak of.\n\nEdit - mistyped\nYes God is omniscient. By reading the Bible I read that He is. This is the God I speak of. ",
"Wait, God is omniscient because he reads the Bible? Why would he have to read the Bible?",
"See the edit. ^",
"Oh. Well, that indeed is problematic."
] | 31 |
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Mom Shares Devastating Photo Of Dying Dad Crying Next To Terminally Ill Daughter
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/r/pics/comments/7pncb7/dedicated_online_seller_models_all_of_his_dresses/
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[
"I like to think that he put this photo at the end of the gallery.\n\n\"Well that's a nice dress, ooh look at the beads, that's so pretty! I'm not a huge fan of the cream color but I could get used t--OH MY GOD, NEXT!\"",
"Blink twice if you are a hostage in that room. No water, no food, no paint on the wall.. Its not looking good",
"I like his head to body ratio",
"My reaction to this = Bahahabahahaa",
"Mine was = alibababababa.com",
"I, for one, think he looks lovely",
"Must be middle eastern."
] | 7 |
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Dedicated Online Seller Models All of His Dresses Himself
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/r/pics/comments/7pnegp/a_touch_of_color/
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"wow that beauty of pink. Thanks",
"wow so beautiful.. ",
"Thank you!",
"Thank you!"
] | 4 |
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A touch of color
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/r/pics/comments/7pnhd2/dead_forest/
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[
"I think this is also referred to as...\"Autumn\".",
"Gonna say, but why are all marked blue?",
"The ribbons around the trees is peculiar. "
] | 3 |
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Dead forest
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/r/pics/comments/7pnihn/this_fire_opal_looks_like_someone_put_the_sunset/
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[
"World's inside world's.\nPeace amongst world's everyone. ",
"That's no stone..",
"Sauron? ",
"Hell yes this rules",
"It's a Photoshop, and it's been re-posted about 1000 times. Opals do not look like this.",
"what a great stone! \n\nis it going on a ring or pendant or something?",
"....................../´¯/) \n....................,/¯../ \n.................../..../ \n............./´¯/'...'/´¯¯`·¸ \n........../'/.../..../......./¨¯\\ \n........('(...´...´.... ¯~/'...') \n.........\\.................'...../ \n..........''...\\.......... _.·´ \n............\\..............( \n..............\\.............\\... \n\n\nPeace among worlds, Rick....",
"[You betrayed Shiva!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=93UvtRCPm_M)"
] | 8 |
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This Fire Opal, looks like someone put the sunset in a stone.
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/r/pics/comments/7pnjag/this_guy_just_got_into_the_lift_with_me/
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[
"That animal looks so majestic. ",
"Pigeons for lunch I assume.",
"Was he using it for pest control? ",
"Whatever the fuck it wants for lunch I assume. ",
"check the guy's hi-viz vest...",
"High as fuck pest control?",
"London: pigeons",
"Yes, that bird's human does look majestic.",
"Can I pat your bird? Suuuuure go for it ",
"No sudden movements op!",
"Now THAT is one seriously organic pest control."
] | 11 |
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This guy just got into the lift with me!
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/r/pics/comments/7pnk56/first_carolina_reaper_of_the_year_as_a_german/
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[
"Good deal... Watch out those FUCKERS don't play",
"What are you going to do with it? ",
"I know. It's my third season growing these bastards. :) ",
"By now i have several sauces and powder recipes. Also i support a local start-up which makes sauces and dips with chilis. There will be no leftovers. :) ",
"At potentially over 2 million units on the Scoville Scale, just looking at this is making my eyes water.",
"Don't underestimate the great flavour. You can make great stuff with this. Eating them just \"raw\" is a pure waste. ",
"Had my first one on New Year's Eve. I teared up and guzzled milk but everyone there said I handled the pain remarkably well.\n\nThen I fell asleep and woke up to the most intense digestive pain of my life. An hour of straight vomiting and shitting later, and my voice was shredded for the next week.\n\nI had a good time.",
"Eating them alone is a real risk and not worth the pain. ",
"I've only had jerky that was spiced with this pepper.\n\nI didn't suffer immensely afterward, but the feeling of panic when it _just kept getting hotter_ was like nothing before in my life.\n\nEverything spicy I've had since seems manageable in comparison.",
"My mouth tingled just looking at it.",
"Those are killer hot"
] | 11 |
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First carolina reaper of the year. As a german chili grower (indoor during winter) a pretty huge deal for me.
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/r/pics/comments/7pnpbu/snowy_seoul_night/
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"Source is me - instagram @noealzii",
"My man!",
"Thanks good sir, I try to push myself to take photos when it snows or rains so you get the crazy reflections ",
"¡uɐɯ ʎW",
" I'm so over this vaporwave fad or whatever it''s called. It's up there with HDR to me, over done, boring, and not remotely memorable. ",
"Sorry to hear so, I’ll try to take a photo that will blow your mind next time :)"
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Snowy Seoul night
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/r/pics/comments/7pns3j/cordessurciel_in_france/
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[
"I feel like there’s a story behind why all the shutters are painted blue.",
"Brilliant!",
"Is it Belle's house in the most recent Beauty and the Beast?",
"De_Italy",
"Looks like a village in Oz.",
"Image > Adjustments > Hue/Saturation > Saturation +100 > Karma",
"[Here](https://www.flickr.com/photos/llansades/19339658728/in/album-72157625507333633/) is the source of this image. Credit to the photographer, [Thierry Llansades](https://www.flickr.com/photos/llansades/)\n\n[Here](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@44.0626702,1.9551558,3a,75y,124.86h,70.53t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sATGwFnZEpeS5VVNct3eyhg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) it is on Google Street View.\n\n^^^^^[Déjà](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63do8w/cordessurciel_in_france/dftdlap/) ^^^^^[vu](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/63do8w/cordessurciel_in_france/dftdlap/)",
"cs_italy, it's a hostage map"
] | 9 |
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Cordes-sur-Ciel, in France
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/r/pics/comments/7pnsrd/i_have_been_going_to_art_lessons_for_around_a/
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[
"The new Bob Ross",
"The light on the snow is very nice!",
"This is amazing ",
"Your teacher looks like he/she learned from watching pbs. I like the happy trees.",
"Good job Andrew",
"Happy little trees",
"Make some happy little trees! ",
"Rob Boss ",
"Happy little trees",
"It’s pretty good :)",
"The warm and cool tones are really nice together. Very picturesque.",
"Wow, this looks **extremely** similar to a cropped version \"[Winter Solstice](https://images.fineartamerica.com/images-medium-large/winter-solstice-david-lloyd-glover.jpg)\" by [David Lloyd Glover](http://www.davidlglover.com/). \n",
"OP is a damn charlatan.",
"It’s not his work btw",
"i know this man irl i can confirm it’s his work you’re just a hater ",
"Wtf is with this lying.",
"Given [the evidence](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pnsrd/i_have_been_going_to_art_lessons_for_around_a/dsirgdp/) it is extremely unlikely that OP painted this. However, they easily enough could submit proof if they did. \n\nIn fact, if they can prove it I'll happily gild them.",
"answer the real question, who is the REAL liar here, me or you?? ",
"sorry to disappoint you sir but [here](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/lUmL2QK) "
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I have been going to art lessons for around a year and my new piece makes it feel like it was all worth it
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[
"My man!",
"The only thing you ever comment is \"My man!\"",
"Hope he doesn't shatt himself ",
"M̵y̶ ̴m̶a̴n̷!̸",
"Denny Crane"
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Where will you be when diarrhea strikes.
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"Did you take it with a Gameboy camera?",
"On 1964 Kodachrome",
"\"It was 7 years after the apocalypse.\""
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A picture I took from the top of the Space Needle.
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[
"Were you wandering around on stilts?",
"I initially thought it was an illustration. Pretty amazing. ",
"Hahaha no this was taken from a pedestrian bridge nearby :) ",
"Thanks! Glad you enjoyed :) "
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Snapped this while wandering around at night in Tokyo. Definitely visiting Japan as often as I can
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"This is some mad love for the US president. I don't know why anyone would do this to their truck. ",
"\"Here he is shooting the constitution to bits, pretty cool huh\"",
"Forgot to get Jeesus in the picture. ",
"found the incel-mobile",
"he's there, holding a minigun ^^^/s",
"Someone spent money on this, to funny. Crazy loves crazy ",
"Let us know when it gets keyed!!",
"should depict Drumpf pissing on constitution",
"If you wanted a positive response, the only appropriate place would have been r/The_Donald. The rest of us hate Drumpf.",
"I love how he's holding a minigun with one hand like its just some light luggage.",
"Gross.",
"It looks like he's not wearing any pants.",
">The rest of us hate . . .\n\nThen how’s he POTUS?",
"welllllll.... there's the old fact that about 3mil more people voted for the other candidate, about 60mil more couldn't be bothered to vote at all, and of the 63mil who did vote for him there was the wee concern of collusion, obstruction, manipulation.\nim not a fan of hills, mind you. im just saying \"i won\" on a technicality doesn't mean it's a landslide or mandate, and we'll see what happens in 9months for midterms as a result.",
"Only thing trump would be doing is high-tailing it back to safety.",
"it makes his hands look YUGE!!",
"/r/ATBGE is over there ===============>",
"Impeach and make it so.",
"To hell with this guy, his president, and the truck he rode in on.",
"Yeah, we will see for midterms... but I wouldn’t call the electoral college a “technicality” by any means",
"Absolutely agree. But I was referring to the comment that many people don't think very highly and the response of well then how did he get elected.\nThere's a significant majority of the US that is not team Trump, they just also don't typically vote. We shall see.",
"...I almost want to get this ironically....",
"America was never great ",
"I hope someone burned the truck afterward... Nobody wants this on the road"
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Custom Donald Trump tailgate
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"Photographed by Carlos F. Turienzo\n",
"My new wallpaper. This is one of the craziest shots I've ever seen.",
"Nice!"
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Beautiful night of the last year! Misurina, Veneto, Italy
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[
"What did you say to him?",
"[Source](http://mr-reeves.com/keanu-reeves-norton-last-night/)\n\nMotorcycle is a 750 Norton Commando.",
"*A wild Keanu appears*",
"Great choice in bike!",
"\"That's a cool picture I just found of you online, I should post it on Reddit.\"",
"Seems like Neo is everywhere on Reddit these days.",
"How do you recognize him so quick at a light? I would notice the motorcycle first and by the time I got to the face, they light would have changed. I mean, I can tell that is him because I see the name but otherwise...I probably miss a lot in my life that way.",
"I don't care much about celebrities, but I'd definitely want to hang out with Keanu",
"Goddamnit when do *I* get to meet Keanuu Reeves?!",
"If wonder aimlessly across America, you will eventually come across Bill Murray and Keanu Reeves, it's inevitable, provided that you live long enough.\n",
"EDIT: Created a sub: /r/KeanuBeingAwesome\n\nJust checked, this is my 6th post of Keanu on Reddit:\n\n[Keanu giving up his seat](https://www.reddit.com/r/MadeMeSmile/comments/6ntmn1/keanu_reeves_giving_up_his_seat/)\n\n[Keanu taking pictures with fans at the airport](https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/7olzrk/good_guy_keanu_reeves/)\n\n[Keanu on his custom-made motorcycle](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6c9zx0/keanu_reeves_owns_a_shop_building_motorcycles/)\n\n[Keanu on his other custom-made motorcycle](https://www.reddit.com/r/motorcycles/comments/5yscfu/keanu_reeves_custom_ride/)\n\n[Keanu in Russia](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6xl0ot/keanu_reeves_turns_53_today_heres_a_picture_of/)\n\nI absolutely love this man.\n",
"My motorcycle spirit tells me to challenge him , brrrmmm brrrrmmm \n \nBut he is the choosen one, i know i cant win",
"And then just as suddenly, Keanu Leaves",
"That's dumb\n\nMy buddy just died on a motorcycle",
"Keanu 2020",
">mr-reeves.com\n\nHuh. That's.. Interesting\n\nThanks for the source. ",
"I feel like this is the other pov of that \"shia lebeuf at a stop light\" meme.",
"Being a motorcyclist myself, I'd love to go on a ride with him.",
"Have you heard about his actual martial arts experience being what made John Wick so good, or seen the video where is good at shooting stuff, or read about him owning his own motorcycle shop? Because you will about 100 times in this comments section. \n\nSeriously though he is awesome.",
"I’m sure he would want to hang out with you too, and not just because he’s a great guy, but because you’re great yourself. Have a wonderful day!\n\nEdit: since someone here asked where they could find more people like me, here’s [my story about the wonderful people who inspired me to start this account.](https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/7pnc5x/many_will_say_its_fake/dsijj11/?context=3)",
"Found Keanu's bodyguard.",
"Meeting Keanu Reeves at a traffic light would be pretty cool, but I'd rather meet him at a dimly lit Italian restaurant in the nice part of town.\n\n\nWe would both joke how we are just meeting for food and for nothing else, but the mutual attraction would be palpable. We would both make small flirty comments, testing the waters more than anything. He would order the linguine, and I would order the beefiest lasagna the restaurant could offer. I would want him to know that I was no stranger to swallowing large amounts of meat. \n\n\nWe would have a few glasses of wine, and drink them throughout dinner and for an hour afterwards. We would finish our second bottle and the flirting would have transitioned into blatant sexual propositioning. Keanu would get caught up in the moment, and detail how he would love to \"have me bent over the dumpster in the alley out back,\" but then he would remember himself and blush. I would wink at him, and tell him I'd love to see him try, in a tone that was as flirty as it was challenging.\n\n\nMinutes later, he would have his hand at the back on my neck, making good on the offer of having me face down on the dumpster. He would slip his hand onto my face, and although he would have slipped two fingers into my mouth so I could suck on them, I would still clearly and commandingly tell him to \"take me\" in the biblical sense. \n\n\nHowever, there would be nothing biblical about the depraved sexual acts that Keanu would perform on my welcoming body. He would fill every hole of mine with his sweet Keanu kum, and I would enjoy every second of it. He would have me screaming for more, and being the merciful sex god that he is, he would grant me my request. Round after round, hour after hour, he would dominate me like the whore that I am.\n\n\nWe would eventually end up in the back seat of my car, naked and exhausted. I would look at him longingly, and out of curiosity, I would ask, \"Keanu, I didn't know you swung this way...I wouldn't have imagined you would know how to work another man's cock so well...\"\n\n\n\nHe would look at me lovingly, and whisper to me, \"Man, woman, animal...it makes no difference to me. I just like to fuck.\"",
"He really is Reddit's favourite, good guy.",
"Perhaps the fact that Keanu was intensely looking at them when they were pulled up beside each other?",
"His lover actually.",
"I feel like most celebrities don't want to be noticed in public, but Keanu is like, \"Look at me. Look. Directly. At. Me. I am Keanu *Reeves*.\"",
"There should be a subreddit for this, like /r/KeanuInTheWild or /r/KeanuSpotting or something.",
"And then what did he say?",
"Were they like super hot women or something?",
"He's everywhere on Reddit! Like the way cooler version of Where's Waldo.",
"I like you! You have a great day too :)",
"I think he may have a shrine set up to him in a room no one’s allowed into.",
"Thank you, and the same to you, from the bottom of my heart.",
"Por que no los dos?",
"being a motorcycle id let him ride me long and hard! also, vroom vroom!!!! (which means “have a great day. it’s almost the weekend, woo!”)",
"Can he be the next ghost rider?",
"Way to start off the day friends. Be excellent to each other.",
"I bet even just making small talk he’d be a really active and engaged listener and make you feel like what you were saying was really interesting.",
"He is one of the greats. I wish he was my dad.",
"I'm looking for Keanu every day of my life from here on out! Hope he visits Texas soon.",
"I wonder who would be in the list of top 5 Reddit favorite celebrities. I would say Terry Crews belongs in there.",
"Holy shit!can we have more reddit like you!?",
"Thanks dude! Much appreciated! :)",
"I wish that I could meet Keanu at least once in my life",
"\"Wooaah\"",
"What an incredibly nice guy! To lean in and smile for some random persons camera like that, when you've been bombarded by them your whole career (more so in the last month) is just so awesome. ",
"Lol, he looks like Markiplier with those goggles.",
"Stay safe out there Mr Reeves",
"Username 'checks out', which is to say that we can see some small evidence of it being an accurate description of the the user, if we are to judge him or her by this recent action.",
"Keanu is getting ready to embark on an excellent adventure.",
"Of course! Here’s the little story of how my account came to be and the kind people who encouraged it: https://www.reddit.com/r/formula1/comments/7pnc5x/many_will_say_its_fake/dsijj11/?context=3",
"He looks just as excited to have run into you as well ",
"[https://i.imgur.com/N536vKK.gif](https://i.imgur.com/N536vKK.gif)",
"No hablas muy tacos.",
"He owns a motorcycle brand not just a shop, and they are SICK bikes\n\nwww.archmotorcycle.com",
"You were wearing a red dress, weren't you?",
"You, are awesome!",
"People die in cars everyday. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QGErt4CfLD0",
"https://i.imgur.com/cPgiBux.jpg",
"So did you actually see him at the traffic light?",
"Gorgeous bike ",
"How come he's not riding an Arch?",
"1 liek = 1 prayer",
"But cars have seatbelts ",
"dude",
"howd you know it was him?\n\nnot calling him a liar, just saying it would be hard for me to identify anyone thats in motorcycle gear in the night time before the sensitive people here flood the downvote button.",
"He acutally co-owns a bike company called Arch Motorcycle Company that makes badass custom motorcycles. \n \nAbout biking he says - \n \n\"“Riding your bike is one of the greatest things you can do to clear your head and just feel the speed and the motion,” said Reeves.\n\nUnlike the many other riders out there, Reeves didn’t get into motorcycles until he was a young adult. As a teenager growing up in Toronto, Ontario, he was more into playing ice hockey than anything (he is, after all, a Canadian—eh).\n\n“I started when I was 22,” said Reeves. “I was filming in Munich, Germany, at this film studio, and this young girl had a gorgeous (Kawasaki) Enduro motorcycle which she would drive around. One day I asked her to teach me how to ride it. So I started to ride that bike around the stage when she wasn’t using it, and when I got back to Los Angeles, I got the first bike I saw that was similar. .\"\n \n“I don’t go as fast as I used to,” he said. “I don’t have a sense of fear, it’s just that I’ve had enough accidents, a ruptured spleen, a lot of scraped skin and road rash that I don’t really feel the need to test the limits as much. I also don’t use riding a motorcycle as a way of getting rid of anger or frustration the way I used to. When I was younger, I used to get out on the road with the bike and just go as fast as I could and basically let it all out on the road. But after enough wipeouts, you begin to think that that’s not a really good frame of mind to be in when you’re riding a motorcycle at high speed (laughs).”\"",
"He is *the one* ",
"Where does the Keanu roam? Is he mainly seen in LA? Bill Murray seems to follow random migratory habits , but is Keanu more often seen in one area ?",
"This guy actually comes across as a genuine guy unlike many fake Hollywood celebs.",
"Are there *any* bad photos of this dude? I'm as straight as they come, but he makes me question my heterosexuality like no other.",
"I feel like their needs to be a subreddit just for him. ",
"The Norton doesn't suit him. I understand the collectability factor of one of these classics but he would suit a much bigger bike. I am sure his collection of motorbikes is pretty awesome. I'm just saying... He looks like someone's big brother who stole his baby brother/sisters toy",
"TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT",
"stalker*",
"That Norton is sah-weet",
"just wanna know how he is everywhere. ",
"Keanu Revs.",
"Yeah? Well fuck you too, pal.",
"on the other hand...Ajit Pai is the most hated.",
"And post malone ",
"What’s this? The anti-troll? \nBeing nice is ok but try being a dick...it’s more fun and satisfying. ",
"That bike is sooo kick ass.\n\nBut he looks extremely cramped on it.",
"He's ex communicado now. Better steer clear of him.",
"It's not just *a* Norton Commando. It's a '72 with the Combat engine. \n\nThat bike changed the history of motorcycling. It's hugely important and a hell of a bike.",
"I obviously don't know for sure but he really seems like a genuinely cool dude. I'd definitely chill with Keanu given the opportunity.",
"Keanu Reeves all over Reddit ",
"No, Neo. I'm saying when you're done, you won't need a windshield.",
"Well that's an excellent adventure.",
"I made eye contact with Keanu in an airport a few years ago. He smiled and in that moment I was euphoric.",
"He's everywhere!",
"He owns a company that builds completely custom motorcycles by hand built specifically for the rider. Some of the shit that rolls out of that shop is legendary.",
"As a regular dude that rides, if I pulled up to scope out a fuckin Norton Commando and saw that it was K-Reeves. Thatd make my day!\n\n",
"Is this some kind of viral marketing? Why am I seeing Keanu everywhere. ",
"terry crews, keanu reeves, dylan, dylan, dylan\n\nedit: it seems the dylan joke went unnoticed by some.\n\nI think our top 5 is terry crews, keanu reeves, the governator, and then bill murray/nick cage\n\ndont @ me",
"I wish Reddit would have a notification that goes \"A Wild Keanu Has Appeared!\"",
"Legend",
"Is it me or has Keanu Reeves been showing up everywhere lately? Maybe there is more than one Keanu.....and they've come to save us all.",
"When you have to leave he's Sad Keanu, but when you're back in his arms he's Glad Keanu",
"You're pretty nice. Carry on.",
"Well that's a nice thing to say. I'm sure he'd love to hang out with you too.",
"Everyone's met this guy but me. Jk, I also met him when he toured with his Band DogStar back in 1997. He signed everything and took photos but he sure wasn't one for conversations. Kept to himself and would answer usually with just a simple yes or no when asked a question and that was that. Really quiet and reserved. Made me like him even more. ",
"You better have bowed down to Lord Keanu!",
"Hey Vsouce, Micheal here ",
"Did you race him? He looks like he wants to race.",
"Not gonna lie, would have noticed that Norton before Keanu. ",
"He looks like he could fight some bad guys right now.",
"I would just like to say, \"Thank you for being awesome.\" ",
"Unfortunately it still used Lucas electronics...",
"TOTALLY NOT A ROBOT MOTORCYCLE",
"This was a positive thing to read. I hope you have a great morning. Ima bet out of bed now.",
"He's come a long way from that lonely park bench.",
"I hope his face is well insured.",
"I'm kind of surprised to see him on a Norton considering he owns his own [motorcycle company](https://www.archmotorcycle.com/).",
"Being excessively nice is a form of trolling as well. He's doing it for the attention and he's getting exactly what he wants. ",
"I'm tired bro ",
"Kenau is someone who brings grace & respect to celebrity fraternity. ",
"Probably advertising for a new movie coming up? ",
"Yeah, um, you need to stop stalking Keanu.",
"He'll find you when the time is right",
"Dude is always chilling solo.",
"/u/govSchwarzenegger",
"good bot",
"Reddit is really Reeving the benefits on his behalf these days. ",
"We don't deserve him",
"good guy Keanu.",
"*Biyyyatch Please*",
"You know what?! Thanks man! ",
"Keanu is the man",
"I like you! Keep it up!!!",
"I mean, he's looking better with age too. I look forward to the future. ",
"Hey you seem great, have a great day!",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gdm1xMuu_h8&feature=youtu.be&t=50",
"Which pill did you take?",
"Because he is the one.",
"My daddy",
"Up votes for everyone!",
"BEEP BOP BOOP!",
"Why can't i randomly meet celebrities like him? \n\n\n\nOh yeah...wrong continent. ",
"Why do you keep making posts about pictures of him? That’s rly weird",
"1. Meet both\n2. Upload to reddit\n3. UNLIMITED KARMA!",
"I look at your name as i listen to the dubstep and give you sir a lil chuckle ",
"A guy in Hollywood who isn't a total fuckhead. Cheers to Keanu.",
"It sucks here in texas, if I knew any better I wouldn't be here either :( unfortunately born and raised here ugh ",
"riding a Norton none the less, pretty cool",
"Apparently he just appreciates the classics.",
"Have upvote, hero",
"It would be a cool if this turned out to be Keanu's Reddit account.",
"I, on the other hand, wish you a mediocre day.",
"Hmm, yes it can be under the pretense of sarcasm, otherwise it backfires and it also requires social cues often difficult to convey via text. \n\nThe key to trolling is to make yourself feel better...and you do that by making others feel worse. \n\nIt’s sort of like wealth distribution. You see, being rich has nothing to do with how much money you have...it’s about how much money you have compared to everyone else that matters. \nSo being better off than others is equivalent to others being worse off than you. Materials and technology are nothing more than circumstantial and must be put into context. ",
"Definitely wanna go riding with that dude. He seems cool as hell!",
"I like how down-to-earth Keanu seems. I hear so many people relate positive anecdotes about him. ",
"Well... no one except Keanu. \n \nAnd the maid, of course. Can't have dusty shrines ya know?",
"When you find him, he gives you a Keanu seed.",
"He looks to be really happy for this picture right? So, probably ",
"I dont know what id nerd out on more, his 3 gun skills or that sweet norton.",
"He just gets cooler n cooler",
"Why are there so many posts about Keanu right now?",
"Ahh, the 750 Commando, great bike. I did a lot of miles on mine.",
"What a humble man, much respect. ",
"Haha awesome !",
"Bill Murray would be the king, Keanu is the prince.",
"I mean, I don’t think anybody posts on Reddit because they don’t want to be noticed.",
"Me too, but i'm kinda disappointed in him riding with that half helmet.",
"Snoop would be up there",
"Whoa...",
"Probably because he is one of the few male leads who hasn't been credibly accused of sexual misconduct lately. ",
"I would've started throwing Friend Balls at him frantically. ",
"My exact thought!",
"oh yeah he doesn't age...",
"Tom Hanks might make the list.",
"Seemed like I did, or at least the internet. Keanu Reeves photo been popping up left and right on reddit. Almost feel like his entourage...",
"or \"Suddenly Keanu!\"",
"you are awesome and kind and wonderful. truely being nice is nice.\nall the best and hope you have a great 2018. ",
"Makes me happy to see Keanu smiling and enjoying himself. \n\nA lot of the photos/videos about him really make me feel sad about how much shit he's had to deal with. He always seems to be the nicest guy around, but also the most heartbroken. ",
"They're also known to try and kill you if you don't know how to work on them. Re: isolatic system.\n\nSauce: I have that bike. ",
"And Bill Murray will steal your fries.",
"/r/KeanuStalking\n",
"What inspired you is attention. ",
"> Can you imagine being asked to have a picture taken multiple times a day, every day of your life? \n\nNo, and neither can you.\n\nSo stop giving useless advice when you could have no possible idea what he feels like.\n\nFor all you know, he could treasure these moments and feel like every fan coming up to him is the best thing that ever happens.\n\nI know your intentions are good, but you are giving advice out of pure and utter ignorance. Never do that. \n\nThis is like me saying: /u/throwaway_needshelp1 hates when people smile at him and say hello. Can you imagine having 5 people say that to you everyday? If you ever see him, scowl and turn away. ",
"Is there a subreddit strickly for Keanu posts? If not there definitely should be. The real Golden God.",
"We need to have daily Keanu posts from whomever out there sees him, so we can feed positive energy into ourselves from it.",
"im gonna take a wild guess that keanu's publicist is a redditor. its interesting how a particular celebrity will be all over the front page for a few months and then nothing. i miss bob ross\n",
"Half expecting to get home and find Keanu Reeves sat on my sofa. ",
"Sweet bike. My dad has one that he got from his late brother.",
"Does anyone remember Ellen Pao?",
"Keanu has been quoted encouraging people to come say hello, though... ",
"Whoa.",
"Can we just get this religion started with Keanu at our lord and savior? ",
"I usually don't give a shit about random shots of movie stars, but these Keanu ones be melting my heart for whatever reason.",
"It's just a glitch in the matrix.",
"'Keanu fan' used handguns \n\nIts not very effective..",
"... What an odd coincidence. I just saw you on the F1 sub as well haha. Good on ya mate.",
"I'd honestly be scared to get into a fight with Keanu.",
"It is.",
"And he's wearing a helmet on his motorcycle. Is there a good example he can't show? ",
"2017 was shit for everyone. You are deciding to be a better person for which is more than most people can say I feel. Keep on changing the world one comment at a time, you awesome motherfucker. ",
"I mean you gotta take a second look at that bike. And then you notice the little details.",
"Hi, I'm Dylan, I spit hot fire.",
"Feliz Navidad! ",
"He seems like the kind of guy that would be genuinely curious about my after market sprocket or spring seat. ",
"Lmao, remember when Jennifer Lawrence was Reddit's golden girl? ",
"Party on, dudes. ",
"Party on, dudes",
"$10 says you won’t steal his bike and kill his dog just to see what happens ",
"There has to be more than the ONE.",
"This is just getting ridiculous now. I can only assume that there are multiple Keanus out there for there to be this many encounters ",
"dont replace our /r/onetruegod\n\njk that movie was shit. ",
"Keanu loves his Nortons. He would have a field day with my dads collection. ",
"Woah!",
"God i hope he's never jerked off in front of anyone",
"Is like to subscribe to Norton facts.",
"Glad Keanu Reeves is coming back in everyone's hearts and minds, if only reddit could get brendan fraser another mummy movie to put him back on track",
"Someone is being nice on the internet? What do I do?",
"Do you think he realises how many times he's been on the front page already this year?",
"The two can't exist in the same location in space & time. The universe has a finite source of awesome to pull from. It would be cataclysmic. ",
"Just to be clear, we talking about sex here? Like boobies and such?",
"This is OP's 6th Keanu post. He must've recognized him.",
"I like accounts like you. I’m going to follow you! \nWelcome to the gold club buddy! ",
"If you don't mind telling the story, I'd love to hear it.",
"Seems like he'll let anyone take a pic of him, which is commendable.",
"Did he reeve the engine?",
"Catch a Keanu ",
"Do we have a sub dedicated to Keanu? ",
"Can we get a Keanu Reeves/Tom Hanks buddy flick? They are probably the most loved nice guys in Hollywood and I feel like the world needs to see them together so we can fall in love all over again. ",
"u/BeingNiceIsNice is nice, and I'm sure being u/BeingNiceIsNice is nice.",
"“Hey didn’t I just see you on the front page of reddit?”",
"Just ride motorcycles and shoot guns and you'll find him.",
"I like seeing his comments in the wild, they’re usually acknowledging movie quotes because he loves making fans lose their shit and most other times he’s talking about lifting because that’s obviously just something he is very passionate about. He’s pretty great.",
"Yeah, it comes off as super fake.",
"I don’t speak tacos either.",
"God damn, he is **the one**. I'm an atheist, but this almost convinces me Jesus has returned to Earth and he is Keanu Reeves.",
"Keanu Rides",
"That Norton 750 Commando was one of the baddest bikes around back in the day. Classic cool.",
"Am I the only to of NOT met this glorious man?",
"You know what? Fuck it, I'll sub. I like seeing people see this person.",
"Keanu new Reddit king confirmed",
"It is unknown who this human is. ",
"How's his dog?",
"Excellent! ",
"Not pictured the people screaming behind them. The light is fucking green!",
"I wonder what Keanu did to be so well liked. I believe he is an everlasting beige like some people say. ",
"Thankfully it’s not sad Keanu today! ",
"Seems like a viral marketing campaign to me.",
"It's getting old. Wanna impress me? Run into Keanu AND Dave Grohl, together, playing in a ball pit or bouncy castle.",
"I haven't seen a Norton Commando on the road since the 1970s. Does anyone know if this is original or something from one of the companies that used the Norton name?",
"Did Keanu say fuck it. Matrix residuals are enough, im just gonma ride around on my bike and take pics all day. ",
"Huh?",
"Well... I subscribed the fuck up 💪",
"My dad had one of those. Weirdest fucking bike ever: some of the controls are flipped and you need Whitworth tools to work on it.\n\n",
"this is my dream",
"Keanu is what happens when a good person has a lot of money.",
"Fuck Ajit Pai.\n\nAs opposed to, please God, if you grant me one wish, let me someday get to fuck Keanu Reeves.\n\nSuch a versatile little verb.",
"Your a joke, get real loser. ",
"WTF. This dude is all over reddit lately. And he looks like a badass in every pic.",
"May the roads keep him safe. May his steel stallion ride like the wind. ",
"He actually helped found and owns a motorcycle company that builds and sells custom motorcycles. Something like Arch Motorcycle I think. He’s really passionate about motorcycles, I thought that was pretty cool. ",
"And you, unknown human, now have a new subscriber. Thanks you. \n",
"This guy is everywhere! 6 degrees of Keanu",
"The coolest human being, that ever lived. ",
"In my own world he would extend his hand to me, and we would both ride off to never ever land ",
"I'm a simple man. I see Keanu, I upvote. ",
"Keanu + motorcycle = happy Keanu",
"Keanu is like an easter egg reddit staff put randomly and the one who found him can get Karma as a prize",
"Sure would like to meet the guy",
"This guy is the best celebrity..i feel like if Keanu Reeves was someones hero and they met him they would not be dissapointed",
"Norton's and Greaves' and Indian's won't do. \n\nThey don't have a soul like a 1952...",
"Did he escape the hydrogen explosion?",
"There may be a bit of a bend in there bud.",
"He's been popping up on Reddit a lot lately.",
"Id want him to hang out with my body parts. He's so beautiful and kind. ",
"Keanu is so kind and genuine he could probably do something like murder and be found innocent because \"he didn't mean to\". Love this guy!",
"The Oracle will tell you when.\n",
"Why the fuck is this man everywhere. ",
"Awesome",
"I nominate Keanu for ambassador of Reddit.",
"Norton's are amazing machines.",
"Yeah there's some random picture of him posted nearly every day it seems",
"i love this guy. An absolute legend",
"Cool",
"Reddit loves Keanu...and I'm starting to get used to seeing him around... probably miss him if he disappears",
"Anybody else hear his voice when reading that?",
"Keanu, Terry Crews, and Arnold would be Reddit's ideal hangout crew ",
"I wish that he gets to visit Malaysia someday. Would love to know what does he thinks of our durian.",
"Is that keanu reeves trying to be Sacha baron cohen or vice versa???",
"God damn it, he is just so impossibly nice and cool.",
"You are just a fantastic person. ",
"Why do they drink warm beer in England? Because Lucas makes their refrigerators.\n\nWhat's an ideal first car to buy for your teenager? Any one with Lucas electronics, they'll always be home before dark.\n\nEdison invented the light bulb, Lucas invented the dim bulb.",
"To his home where he rolls up his Keanu Sleeves ",
"All I want in life is to accidentally meet Keanu. He gives me hope in humanity & actually makes me want to be a better person. ",
"There is no spoon.",
"Is Keanu even real",
"Don't forget his [double hand hover!](https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7opert/so_youre_telling_me_i_can_dodge_lawsuits_no_neo/)\n\n",
"People can meme all they want, you can definitely tell he's getting older.",
"Ajit Pai is like all of EA distilled into a single person.",
"Coincidentally Neil Peart (of the Canadian band Rush) wrote a book titled *Ghost Rider* about [his motorcycle trip across the U.S. to cope with the death of first his daughter and then his wife.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ghost_Rider:_Travels_on_the_Healing_Road)",
"What a wonderful human",
"Is it just me or is everyone meeting Keanu Reeves.",
"Seems like everyone meets him ",
"Keanu, a guy that Reddit loves!",
"One of the only celebraties i love seeing get more social media attention. The guy is an absolute lad.",
"Keanu is everywhere and he's awesome. ",
"His New Year's resolution? Get his picture taken by as many people as he can. ",
"\"A day without motorcycling is a wasted day\" probably Kenau",
"Does Tom Hanks count?",
"Ok, when’s the next Keanu movie coming out?",
"Sometimes I wonder if he's even real because he is amazing ",
"Not ridden one myself but know people who have them. The new ones are pretty amazing from what I hear.",
"Where's ",
"Verne Troyer as well",
"You sure it's not Mr. Robot?",
"Your a lucky guy!",
"Looks like Ventura Blvd and Coldwater Canyon next to the Ralph’s market. ",
"God damn it why is he so cool?!",
"How do you know they're not Hitler? ",
"Keanu and Bill Murray and I'm set!",
"We are ALL Keanu's lover on this blessed day",
"That's what she said....",
"You know what, I take back the rudeness I originally had here. /u/BeingNiceIsNice wouldn't want that. I'm sure you have redeeming qualities, and I'm sorry you're an angry enough person to lash out on reddit at someone simply for being positive.",
"Mucho nachos seniorita de chihuahua",
"See you can tell when it is just a trendy kind of love like a crush. But what we have for Keanu and Terry is more. Much more. ",
"Keanu Reeves, Terry Crews, Dave Grohl, Bob Ross, Tom Hanks.\n\nI've only heard good things about them.",
"Love this dude and proud hes a fellow Canuck!",
"Woah - I've got this open in a tab next to the Kimi instragram post from r/formula1.\n\nYou're replying to the top comment in both posts. You're putting in the hours on reddit today!",
"Whoa! I wish.\n\nI have a long list of celebrities whom I would love to meet but I know I might never see any of them.\n\n1. I so wanted to meet Steve Jobs \n2. Mark Zuckerberg and Jesse Eisenberg\n3. Sheryl Sandberg\n4. Negan from The Walking Dead \n5. Voldermot from Harry Potter\n6. Sir Ian Murray McKellen\n7. Larry Page \n8. Jennifer Lawrence \n\nAnd so many more.\n",
"Please don't end up being a sexual predator...",
"I’m not your pal, buddy",
"Yep, he’s perfect. ",
"Keanu Reeves, Reddits official celebrity crush, I don't complain though.",
"Knowing Keanu he probably modified it. I'm sure you're aware of how big he is into bikes. ",
"Is it really being nice if you are looking for opportunities to throw out a compliment? Doesn't seem sincere ",
"James Joseph Norton Jr. (born July 19, 1968) is an American comedian, radio personality, actor, author, and television and podcast host. Norton has been the co-host of the podcast UFC Unfiltered with Matt Serra and the morning radio show Jim Norton and Sam Roberts on SiriusXM since 2016, and The Chip Chipperson Podacast since 2017.",
"Dude, Reddit loves Keanu Reeves\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nand so do i.",
"Seems like Keanu reeves is a really cool dude :) ",
"The fact that you started in the Formula One thread on a picture of Kimi gets an upvote ",
"What a sweet bike too ",
"Why’s everyone on Reddit always meeting Keanu - this guy is everywhere. ",
"Boner is confused!\n\nIt hurts itself in its confusion!",
"Norton ❤️❤️",
"keanu 2018 seems like such an optimistic keanu",
"Hey, you.... \n \nDo you need directions?",
"I would totally ride him. ",
"With the helmet on, I would be all 'who the hell is staring at me, should I find a police station?'\n",
"He seems to be popping up everywhere...",
"Keanu is out and about these days.",
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"It was my name on Xbox Live for years, it was meant to be Dunkster_P but I screwed up. I was known as Dunksterp, Dubsterp, dunkstep.... the list goes on. Always made me laugh so I never changed it.",
"Keanu Reevs feels like he is quickly becoming the new Bill Murray.",
"What’s just as cool is Shawn let Keanu ride his Norton. Some of that Magic Head influence. ",
"When he thinks of John Wick’s dog, Keanu Grieves.",
"Be careful, he knows kung fu.",
"This Keanu Reeves posts are getting out of hand",
"Terry Crews, Keanu Reeves, Neil Degrasae-Tyson, Bill Nye or Bob Ross",
"Val kilmer?",
"I just wanna High Five him. Because he's such a great Guy",
"I feel like at this point Mr. Reeves should be on the mount Rushmore of reddit.",
"On a norton as well! What a guy!!",
"Party on, Contest Winner.",
"I too would love to ride Keanu.",
"u/jfqp you're at 8 or 9. We need you at like 5 tops. ",
"You two cut this out right now.",
"He's just the best actor of all time. I really hope he isn't a pedo, too. ",
"Classic old Norton, too!",
"My",
"That was beautiful. That took character to do. Thank you for inspiring me to continue despite the naysayers.",
"If only all celebrities were like him. ",
"u/boganwithakeyboard ",
"I could see dave grohl being there",
"He definitely knows da wae of de devil ",
"I’m beginning to think Keanu is everywhere.. at all times",
"Really bad photoshop",
"When something is *actually* very badass.",
"I'm convinced Keanu is setting these pictures up himself. There are rapid fire pictures of him in public posted on this site and I think he's orchestrating it. This man is a goddamn genius and manipulating us all for that sweet, sweet karma",
"You called?",
"I believe the term is paradox",
"If i saw one if these in the street i don't think i'd notice who's riding it",
"Underrated comment",
"Keanu has been all over the front page lately and I’m loving it ",
"Aww.",
"Keanu is the patron saint of Reddit",
"NEPHEW ",
"!redditsilver",
"Yeah but that was before she opened her mouth and proved to us otherwise.",
"He's actually inside the matrix there",
"Is that the series wired earthing system i found on the googles? It was hard to search that term.",
"Keanu",
"I’d like to hang out with him and Bill Murray. They should be friends.",
"This guy is everywhere. Dang.",
"Nice bike ",
"It seems like Keanu Reeves is the new Chuck Norris.",
"Ajit Pai is the Tom Wheeler we thought Tom Wheeler was going to be.",
"I think you meant Keanu \"Revs.\"",
">but I'd definitely want to hang out with Keanu\n\nI know he has stories and is a nice person.\n\nJust wonder if he is a more open person. If I have to carry the conversation he'd be boring to chill with.\n\nPeople need to both listen and talk. He definitely seems like a listener. I would like both in this relationship Keanu. Tell me about you being in the Matrix, yes you can hype it up! Did they have good food on set?",
"A Keanu post on reddit a day will keep the doctor away.",
"Dude has got to be the chilliest celeb out there. He seems un corrupted unlike the rest of Hollywood (and by corruption I'm not JUST referring to the sexual harassment era that we are in)",
"Caption: \"Have you seen my dog?\" ",
"I hope he knows Reddit loves him",
"being a motorcyclist myself, i'd love to ride him",
"Burrito",
"Is there a subreddit for this?",
"As some point isn’t this just advertising? Idk this just seems forced at this point",
"Keanu high Speedes",
"#THE PROPHECY WILL BE FULFILLED! ",
"Sweet",
"The year of Keanu ",
"Out of the way paparazzis, Reddit is in town",
"Exactly what a robot would say. ",
"Damn, the Keanu Reeves circlejerk is strong these days.",
"[Right...](https://media.giphy.com/media/jeXiz1RAvzX44/giphy.gif)",
"Imposter! Everyone knows motorcycles say braap, braap!",
"You are very nice man. Have a nice day ",
"> Neil Degrasae-Tyson\n\nNot as often these days. We see him a lot on /r/iamverysmart . He's been pretty pretentious lately.\n\nAnd Bill Nye has been spewing some pretty crazy nonsense too on his twitter account.",
"Man Keanu has been on the home page everyday lately lol",
"I've been seeing a lot of Keanu an Reddit recently.\n\nI'm expecting a John Wick 3 trailer soon.",
"this guy can't get any cooler",
"that bike is so cool",
"He seems like a cool guy",
"[a recent great one](https://www.reddit.com/r/MGTOW/comments/7opert/so_youre_telling_me_i_can_dodge_lawsuits_no_neo/?st=JCALAT5J&sh=0492fc86) ",
"Touring with Keanu and Ewan McGregor would the the coolest.",
"That... almost looks like he's smiling.\n\nGood for him",
"He's matured into the real deal. He's Steve McQueen without trying. I like that he dates women older than himself. Twenty years ago--I though got he was a horrid actor, but he has honed his abilities. I wish him nothing but the best!",
"You are good and you should feel good!",
"Here's a cool story about a [Norton](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=82iVMONcwss).",
"Okay, seriously: is reddit just stalking him now?",
"Neat. I made a website for a big Norton refurbisher a few years ago http://coloradonortonworks.com",
"\"Look at me...Look at me. I'm the Reddit Captain now.\"",
"I haven’t been keeping up, last I checked they were among the faves, who replaced them?",
"Original ",
"You know, some people have the juice, but only few have the sauce. If this guy has a Norton Commando, he does have the sauce.",
"*I swear to god everyone on Reddit has met Keanu Reeves but me :(*",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Honestly I questioned if it was actually arnold, but after Iooked at the the page, he seems pretty cool",
"thats john wick :o",
"Through the traffic he weaves",
"r/hmmm",
"Johnny Racecar ",
"I would love to be the second person on his motorcycle and hang on tight to him as his lucious locks smack me in the face.",
"I always find it weird that he can just be “out there” like that. No body guards? No chauffeur? Just by himself in the wild of the public?\n\nSeems dangerous if you’re that famous tbh. ",
"Who is this fellow by the way??? 😃🤔🤔",
"When one motorcyclist pulls up to another motorcyclist at a traffic light, we always check out the other dudes bike.",
"> isola**s**tic system\n\nYou missed an 's' :)\n\nFor those curious, here is a short summary on wikipedia about the construction, and why it's dangerous (when bushings are close to worn out):\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Norton_Isolastic_frame\n\n(edit: formatting and spelling)",
"This is 🦆- ing shit!!!! ",
"Motorcyclists tend to be a bunch of bros and will chat at stop lights",
"This guy is breaking the internet",
"Not to mention he's on my favorite bike... a Norton Commando. ",
"Wanna go camping??",
"It wasn't just any dog, it was John Wick' s fucking dog. ",
"Penis ",
"Snortin' Norton. Nice bike. He's got good taste. ",
"He’s got to be the chillest celeb ever",
"Although the start of 2018 has been very bleak so far, I've gotta say on reddit Keanu has been very relevant this past week. (However, I'm not surprised as he seems to be such a cool dude)",
"He's riding a Norton, really hard to be sad in that situation.",
"He took the blue pill ",
"Everyday we stray farther from God's light. ",
"Why is this guy just the best guy",
"Are you okay",
"Glad to see he is wearing a helmet, gloves, and boots. Smart man",
"Norton AntiVirus is an anti-malware software developed and distributed by Symantec Corporation since 1991 as part of its Norton family of computer security products. It uses signatures and heuristics to identify viruses. \n",
"Maybe dreams can come true! Where are you Keanuuuuuuu",
"That looks more like Ted Theodore Logan to me.",
"This should lead to a Jay Leno's Garage episode. That bike looks cool.",
"Him, dave chappelle, and the stig",
"Holy shit they were making motorcycles 1250 years ago?",
"I wonder how many celebrities I have missed by not looking around when on the road.",
"Oh come on you can't leave us hanging! Tell me everything!",
"this fuckin dude\n",
"And IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII!!!!!! Will always love... yooooooooooou!",
"Definitely Not Markiplier",
"Excellent!! _skierdoodadeedabbadooo!_ 🎸",
"No,no,no,no.... you sir, have a wonderful day.",
"I wonder how many how many times he's on Google Street View? ",
"Probably so",
"His thighs are a lot shorter than expected.",
"2018 is the year of Keanu",
"What a man. Was he as he always is?",
"Canadian? Isn't he hawaiian??",
"While you're looking for those two, don't forget to be on the lookout for Falcon 9 core's!",
"Ironically, when they come is when he stops being straight.",
"The next generation Bill Murray. ",
"My favorite was this thread. A user threw him a slight (in a joking way like “I think I could take him now”) and he came out of nowhere. His presence on Reddit wasn’t nearly known as much back then, so we were all shocked in Fit.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/Fitness/comments/1b1nql/two_years_ago_i_got_my_job_at_fitocracy_through/",
"That's an awesome photo",
"That would be awesome ",
"I feel like Terry Crews or Chris Pratt would show you the time of your life where your cheeks would hurt from laughing. I feel like Keanu would pay for everything, hold all the doors, ask you a lot of questions about your life and family, where by the end you would genuinely care about him but your cheeks would be fine.",
"I see a vampire I upvote.",
"And this one, kind sir, is for you: https://twitter.com/matheusmorreu/status/947993803381723136",
"It's amazing how Keanu just keeps on keepin' on!",
"Now we just have to wait for the lovely stories about him.",
"I feel like he's pretty good at staying out of trouble, and staying under the radar in general, so he probably doesn't have the resentment of fan interaction that a lot of celebrities learn to have.\n\nIt also seems like he spends a lot of time actually doing things he likes to do, and that probably helps a lot.",
"He'll even be decent enough not to place his hands on you inappropriately.",
"I want this guy on Joe Rogan's podcast.",
"!RedditSilver",
"He just created r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"He' so likable",
"Top 5 are like Keanu Reeves, Elon Musk, Terry Crews, Bill Gates and Bill Nye. Oh and Bob Ross and Fred Rogers but they’re legendary tier. ",
"Totally not a straight bot",
"I hope he knows Reddit loves him...\n\nDear Keanu,\n\nIf you are reading this, we love you, even if you are an immortal/appear to dont age/ probably are a vampire...\n\nLove,\nReddit\n\nhttp://www.keanuisimmortal.com/ ",
"Terry Cruz, Snoop Dogg, Keanu Reaves, Arnold Schwarzernegger, and bill gates/Tesla man",
"Next week it'll be \"I randomly came across Keanu Reeves in his own home\"",
"What did she say?",
"Looks like he knows you, now that he’s conquered the world of acting and breakfast sausages ",
"Why no wild Keanu sub?",
"haha, i don't think motorcycle is actually a language ;)\n\nkeanu is a genuine guy though, he would be wise to keep his eyes off of adoring fans and on the roads: http://www.iihs.org/iihs/topics/t/motorcycles/fatalityfacts/motorcycles",
"goddamnit Keanu, ATGATT buddy. Im worried about someone that cool mixing it up in traffic without at least a full helmet ",
"I’m thinking Bill & Ted should really be a trilogy. Who’s up for one more excellent adventure with Bill & Ted as adults?",
"I think he's a nice guy",
"I couldn't go on a motorcycle ride with keanu because I would be embarrassed when my erection pokes him in the . I swear it's just the vibrations.",
"To his dog from John Wick Keanu grieves",
"I love you bro, keep doing u, this account is great ",
"At this point, let's change the site from reddit to Keanu.com",
"I don't know anything about motorcycles...is that a particularly interesting model in some way? I read the wikipedia article, but it doesn't tell me much about why this model would be desirable. Is it hard to get? Super comfortable? Really cool for some reason (other than the fact that Keanu Reeves is on it)?",
"He seems like a genuinely nice person. The only movie star I've ever met was Danny DeVito and he rubbed my girlfriend's ass ... really couldn't blame him to be honest.",
"Keanu is showing up on reddit and social media an awful lot lately. Particularly with his motorcycles and in his riding gear. Seems to me there is a pretty strong social media campaign being put together here... /r/hailcorporate\n\nEDIT: The fact that there is a big fat dot between the upvote/downvote arrows, and that th8s post is only a little over an hour old, also seems to indicate that there is something special in the Reddit algorithm that allows this to rise to the top of /r/all. Frankly, I don't have a clue how the Reddit potion works (nor do I give it much thought), but it's easy enough recognize when something is outside normal patterns.\n\nEDIT 2: Oh. Look. I seem to have upset someone. Suddenly the post isn't anywhere to be found on my feeds. Yet, in private/incognito mode it's still right there at the top of reddit.\n\nEDIT 3: Hmm. I don't think I've ever managed to rustle the hornets nest with a comment on Reddit before. Seems I've touched a nerve. /u/unknown_human doesn't like being called out on (likely paid) social media manipulation.",
"smh. I started an account to rain down upvotes on my fellow redditers and regularly get down voted and told to eat a bag of dicks. ",
"He is living the shit out of life.",
"it's a bit chilly outside, Keanu Sneezes",
"TIL January is Keanu Reeves month on Reddit, I'm very okay with that",
"And takes off his Keanu Greaves ",
"Keanu Reeves is quickly becoming the new Bill Murray.",
"Goodbye.",
"More like “See-ya-l8r Reeves”",
"I feel like pictures of him get taken in random places by random people so often it deserves it's own subredddit xD",
"Is that TKB? ",
"Jesus",
"Can we keep this trend where a picture of Keanu Reeves reaches the front page every day?\n\nDefinitely loving it.",
"Someone I would truly like to meet and spend an hour with. And not because I want to question him about his film work (which, tbh, I don’t like 90% of it), but because I constantly see stories of him doing good deeds or being kind to others. And this is a person I wish I could talk to. Absorb some positivity from, and learn how to emulate as a human.",
"Yup, it says right there on the side. ",
"nice bike.",
"Jesus",
"A Norton is exactly right for him",
"Stealing everyone's heart, Keanu Thieves",
"Anybody with an old Norton is probably cool to hang out with.",
"Let me guess , your convo went like this:\n\nYou: \" good evening John \"\nKeanu: : \" good evening Jimmy \"\n\nKeanu: \"noise complain\"?\nYou: \"noise complain..\"\nYou: (quick look arround on bike....) \"You errrr, riding again???\"\n\nKeanu: \"nahh! I'm just sorting some stuff out\"\nYou : \" ohhhh, well I will leave you than. Good night John\"\nKeanu: \"good night Jimmy\".\n\n\nClip for this here: https://youtu.be/szZ2A0LvsLI\n\n\n\n",
"Because this social media campaign is in full throttle right now...",
"It’s better than looking for reasons to NOT be nice. (Troll)",
"I like this... We need more like you sir",
"Reddit is just the best.",
"Is it just me, or does that really look like it could be anyone? Not Keanu?",
"What",
"Uhhm check your facts. ",
"And he's riding the exact bike I wanted since I was a child. I need to finally get one now that I'm all grown up Mr. Man and stuff.",
"He’s the last celebrity we have left :(",
"Reddit's love affair with Keanu will down as one of the greats, up there with Bogie and Bacall, Taylor and Burton, and Dick and Butt.",
"I had a dream last night where a friend and I watched Keanu Reeves get arrested. That's when I knew it was a dream.",
"it looks like the year is starting off with a lot of Keanu Reeves. i would love for the rest of this year to have tons of Keanu sightings all year long. KEANU 2018!!! ",
"He can't even ride in traffic without being stopped for pictures, I can't imagine what that kind of life is",
"Why is Keanu Reeves popping up on Reddit so much this week?",
"I can’t tell it’s him! Lol",
"Keanu Reeves has been on the front page so many times this week",
"Being a pedestrian, I'd happily let him run me over. ",
"“What number am I thinking of right now”",
"Wow, that is a cool ride. a vintage one.",
"That was actually my first thought.",
"This. Danny Ketch, 90s Ghost Rider. ",
"Um motorcycle, you might wanna have your wires checked. Thursday is not the weekend. Thursday is is the day before the weekend...",
"On his way home, in and out of traffic Keanu Weaves. ",
"He seems like such a nice man, I hope all this Keanu Hunting isn’t bumming him out.",
"I looked at his IMDB and his has a couple movies this year. Not sure if it would be for those though.",
"I never would have made it past drooling over the Norton. ",
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"We should chat. I'm agonisingly optimistic and positive most of the time! Great account. ",
"Ralph’s on Beverly?!",
"Edward Lillywhite \"Ed\" Norton: Honeymooners\nPlayed by Art Carney; a New York City municipal sewer worker and Ralph's best friend (and upstairs neighbor). He is considerably more good-natured than Ralph, but nonetheless trades insults with him on a regular basis.",
"What a cool dude who lives a fun life! Ride on Keanu",
"2/10 didn’t keep it classy long enough before changing tone, language gave away the “twist” ",
"Haha ",
"Take your upvote and get out",
"He sure looks like he knows how to party, and I dig it. ",
"Wait, is that the Ralphs on Beverly and Doheny?! I was there today. I live literally 5 min away on Crescent and Lexington. \n\nSmall World. Lol",
"this is going to be the next 40-50 years for him. I'm glad that he appears to 2b a good sport about this.",
"Yep. But I didn't realize it was an ad for a good minute or so, being such a cool pic, so B+ for execution. They breached the safe for over a minute and did untold subconscious rewiring. \n\n*sips coffee*\n\n*\"Gee, I kinda miss Keanu now. I wonder if he's gonna be in a movie soon?\"*",
"*rider Keanu wants to battle*",
"Idk why but this looks like the parking lot near the apartment Trevor lived in by Vespucci beach, when he first moved to los santos.",
"After he gets his newspaper from his buttler, Keanu Geeves",
"Edward Harrison Norton (born August 18, 1969) is an American actor and filmmaker. He has been nominated for three Academy Awards for his work in the films Primal Fear (1996), American History X (1998) and Birdman (2014). He also starred in other roles, such as The People vs. Larry Flynt (1996), Fight Club (1999), Red Dragon (2002), 25th Hour (2002), Kingdom of Heaven (2005), The Illusionist (2006), Moonrise Kingdom (2012), The Grand Budapest Hotel (2014) and Sausage Party (2016). He has also directed and co-written films, including his directorial debut, Keeping the Faith (2000). He has done uncredited work on the scripts for The Score (2001), Frida (2002) and The Incredible Hulk (2008).",
"Damn he's cool",
"Him and Norman Reedus on a bike tour would be cool",
"Maybe he's standing behind you right now!",
"With all the pics I see of Keanu he needs his own subreddit. ",
"Why? you can't do stuff while you ride might aswell follow any other guy",
"Now say it in Asian. ",
"Holy shit this guy is everywhere. I’m starting to think Neo has mastered replication.",
"Being a motorcyclist as well that is a little dream to run into him or really any other celebrity that rides. ",
"Is that a commando? Dunno why I find it weird seeing a movie star on a Norton in 2018. \n\nMust be so weird having your picture taken everywhere you go tho. ",
"It actually could be my ex's cousin. \n\nDude literally looked exactly like Keanu Reeves. We went to the mall one time together, and 30 minutes into it he had a crowd of 15 people around him, none believing him when he was saying \"I'm NOT Kenau Reeves!\"\n\nHe said it was a blessing and a curse. He had a hard time going anywhere in public.",
"But no one will believe you",
"And uses his favorite search engine, Keanu Ask Jeeves.",
"This man is a walking Reddit goldmine",
"Keanu Reeves has been popping up a lot lately. ",
"he’s at a stoplight... ",
"Kool!",
"Agreed. And it didn't get any better with the 850 Commando. Same sauce. But they are still very, very cool. ",
"Like on the back? ",
"Officer Grover: “Sir you ran a red light...oh shi...Keanu!”\n\nKeanu: “I read blitz”",
"r/wholesomememes ",
"It's good to see him but I wish he would loose the bike. Lost somebody wen I was a kid and when I see any of my friends on a bike I kinda mentally withdraw from them so when the inevitable happens it doesn't hurt as much. Not like Keanu would ever be my friend or anything like that but I just worry. Bikes suck ",
"He has such great taste in vehicles! He also has a Porsche 993 4S!",
"I met Keanu Reeves at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere Keanu Reeves shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big Matrix fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” Keanu was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, Keanu Reeves and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.\n\n",
"Wit is reddits obsession with this cunt all about man. Fucking plenty ",
"I accept you as a motorcycle.",
"Where does Keanu keep his armies? In his sleevies! 😁\nEdit: Aw come on! That’s funny! Okay, how about: “Where does GENERAL Keanu keep his armies?” Is that better?! Y’all need to lighten up! 😆",
"Leave this fucking guy alone Jesus Christ everyday there’s a og post about bothering him so you can tell reddit. ",
"He's so fucking nice. I want to meet him!",
"Then he goes to his trophy room to look at all his Keanu wins.",
"yea but they also live at all locations at all times. If you look close enough they are inside of each and every one of us.",
"If Reddit pics are to be believed, at this rate, it might be tomorrow around 9:30 AM.",
"It's exaggerated, sure, but it's actually very much on point. \n\nBecause I know about you just as much as you know about Keanu Reeves on this point. He has expressed no feelings towards fans approaching him one way or the other (that I know of) \n\nI repeat: I know your intentions are good, but you are giving advice out of pure and utter ignorance. Never do that.",
"Brendan frasier would be on there",
"He was at a stop light...",
"Woah",
"In this case he’s in front of the Ralphs at Beverly & Doheny. Maybe stake out that corner and see if he reappears!\n\nEdit: /u/biggerx is right; I got overexcited and mentioned the wrong Ralphs. This one's in Studio City. I am ashamed. https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pnxv2/meeting_keanu_reeves_at_a_traffic_light/dsiut3g/",
"From 2014? ",
"Ventura Blvd & Coldwater Canyon in Studio City, CA.",
">1. Meet both \n>2. Upload to reddit \n>3. ~~UNLIMITED KARMA~~ NO ONE WILL EVER BELIEVE YOU \n\nFTFY",
"Fun fact. I wrecked one of these when I was a teenager. Was told if I could start it I could ride it. I paid $1500 to learn I could in fact, not ride it just because I could start it. 😂",
"this guy right now",
"Also kinda look like a skinny version of Jeffrey Dean Morgan.",
"Nothing special about it. Norton is an old brand like Harley. ",
"Nobody would believe you.",
"Cousin had a Norton Combat and... it was not easy to set the timing and he sold it. Fun when it ran right though.",
"When he finally exhales after killing every bad guy in the building:\n*Keanu Breathes*",
"I once had a ten minute conversation with Bill Murray in the middle of a city street on a Saturday night and cars just drove around us. Not one person honked.",
"But hes dressed for the ride, not the slide :(\n",
"while leaving, Keanu Revs",
"Does Keanu Reeves have friends? How come he's never with anybody in any of these pictures?\n\nDo you think all his friends are dead because the 1000 years old theory is true?",
"Keanu Reeves is the most non-celebrity, celebrity. Seems so down to earth and humble. I'd love to meet him one day.",
"we love him!",
"I think the Keanu is aware the internet has been stalking him for some time now",
"Terry, Keanu, Arnold Sw, Tom Hanks, Snoop Dogg.",
"/u/BeingNiceIsNice in a [nutshell.](http://i.imgur.com/OfScEWN.jpg) ",
"I need a cigarette. ",
"What is up with all the Keanu posts?",
"Ventura Blvd in studio city ",
"Fucking onions.",
"I've now plotted out my future:\n\n* Step 1: Start doing nice things\n* Step 2: Hire u/unknown_human as my PR human\n* Step 3: Run for office\n\n!RemindMe 5 years\n\n**EDIT**: Ok, Ok, per one of the many nice requests below I've created a sub lol. https://www.reddit.com/r/VoteMrPractical1/",
"\"Hi\"",
"[Keanu comes back!](https://i.imgur.com/UNpeXmh.png)",
"Hates to be stopped on his bike, one of Keanu's pet peeves",
"Keanu Reeves probably ran across dozens of dead bodies and we would never know about it. Such a great guy ",
"Oy oy!",
"Plot twist. OP is Keanu and post his own photos for karma.",
"Thank god he is immortal. :') Long live Keanu",
"That’d be rad",
"Damn... what's with all these Keanu Sightings?",
"I like Keanu as much as the next guy, but why are we being flooded with Keanu stuff lately?\n\nIs some PR firm pumping up Keanu posts for an upcoming movie or something? ",
"After all the gore, Keanu Heaves",
"He has Hawaiian ancestry but he was raised in Canada.",
"Should not be too difficult. Guy is like the new Bill Murray. He's fucking everywhere.",
"Reading this thread and all of the puns... Keanu Heaves...",
"[Here](https://tse4.mm.bing.net/th?id=OIP.ZYp9JdpPlnTK1bsLnX96ZAHaDy&pid=Api)",
"> Being a motorcyclist myself, I'd love to go on a ride with him.\n\nI imagined you using Keanu Reeves as a motorcycle.",
"Nothing really, reddit is fickle and got sick of her personality.",
"May kindness consume you, and may kindness radiate from you.\n\n\nMay your throat never be dry, and may your socks never be wet. ",
"Love this guy but the jewish mother in me is shaking its head that he still rides a bike after his horrible accident that left him with multilevel fusions",
"But he got caught by cannibals and thus they ate Keanu Ribs",
"before laying to rest, Keanu pees",
"Birdwatchers are known for safety in traffic.",
"Snoop Dogg Intern?\n",
"Greeting at his frontdoor, Keanu's Jeeves",
"Later that night, Keanu Sleeps.",
"In 1859 Joshua Norton became absolute ruler of the United States when he declared himself \"Norton I, by the grace of God Emperor of the United States and Protector of Mexico\"",
"Getting that photo opportunity is like getting free pizza!",
"Unless you have [photographic evidence](http://nationalpost.com/entertainment/celebrity/no-one-will-ever-believe-you-photo-evidence-of-ultimate-troll-bill-murray-stealing-french-fries-finally-surfaces).",
"Just imagining pulling up to a light and having someone look at you like that unprompted...",
"Disappointed that he doesn’t ride an arch motorcycle (he owns the company)",
"My heart is in Havana :(",
"I think you replied to the wrong person. Not that I'm not an ass, but I can't recall admitting it.",
"You talking 'bout /u/officialvalkilmer?",
"Not gonna lie...he's one of those people that I probably wouldn't recognize on the streets until someone points out that it's him.",
"We should just make Keanu Reddit's mascot. ",
"It's cool he's smiling. Kind of reinforces his reputation as being a really nice guy in person.",
"Is Neo paying people to follow him around or something? Matrix 4, reload again, confirmed?",
"Overcome by vertigo, Keanu heaves.",
"As a biker, it's very interesting to me that Keanu Reeves, with all his money and resources, and his *own motorcycle company that makes high end $80K+ bikes*, still rides an old kickstart Norton from the 70s. That's really cool. The dude's a true biker.",
"I was going to say Beverly and Doheny, but with the Hill in the background, I think you’re right. ",
"Is it Keanu, or just a dude who might look like him? I genuinely can't tell.",
"I hope he lives in an area where motorcycle riding is fairly safe... Don't want to lose this national treasure.",
"Keanu never heaves, just brushes his hair and leaves ",
"That's bad ass. His bike is bad ass too. What were you riding?\n\nKeanu seems like a really cool dude and knowing that he's huge into bikes (even has his own company that produces them) makes him even cooler.",
"Traffic lights in LA are looooooooooooong. You could put a dent in a novel while waiting for the green.",
"Drinking to numb the sadness Keanu heaves.",
"Haha I know who you are... ",
"So that's who Shia LaBeouf met.",
"I really wanna marry this guy",
"And smokes some Keanu Leaves",
"He’s like, “Hey there (smiles genuinely), do I know you?” \n\nWhat a great guy. I’m glad Reddit says nice things about him because from what I’ve read, he really is a kind man. ",
"People downvoted my comment and now Keanu Weeps.",
"/r/lordkeanu/",
"Very Cool",
"This dude is my hero",
"\"It is a pleasure having you with us again, Mr. Wick\" \n\n",
"Brendan Fraser is definitely Top 5",
"Looks like it'd be for the new Bill & Ted movie. Totally up reddit's alley.",
"This would be solid as a rap, I read it like that anyway.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Whoa",
"This intersection is Coldwater Canyon and Ventura Blvd. in the Studio City neighborhood of Los Angeles. They are driving westbound on Ventura Blvd.",
"Is this a new meme? Meeting Keanu Reeves in everyday life?",
"Interrupting John Wick on a joyride... it was the last thing you ever did ",
"I like that this guy loves motorcycle's, there should be more advocating their love for the two wheels.",
"It's buzz marketing, and we're the product.",
"Found Keanu",
"Alex winter has been teasing a bill and ted 3 for so long. I want this to happen. ",
"All this happened on Wednesday eve.",
"Can someone explain to me Reddit' s obsession with Keanu Reeves? IS it an ongoing joke that I missed? ",
"Keanu Reeves is suddenly freaking everywhere. This year is blessed 🙏",
"It's not about feeling better, it's about enabling a sense of power in one's self. You can feel pretty fucking shitty, but if you have power it helps distract from that. It all boils down to just inciting a reaction, whether negative or positive, because that gives a sense of control over others.\n\nWhat this guy is doing is pushing unrealistic virtues because it disrupts the natural dialogue. ",
"Am I the only one who hasn't met Keanu?? ",
"CarRamrod",
"Keanu Reeves for President 2020. He's got my vote.",
"All these bodies, Keanu Cleaves",
"definitely saw it coming there",
"After closing his eyes, Keanu Sleeps. ",
"Is it just me or has there been a massive increase in wild Keanu sightings recently?",
"Is that coming out soon? I thought they only just started making it.",
"What if we're supporting a stalker?",
"But he realizes he missed one, now Keanu Seethes ",
"Roll",
"Find somebody who looks at you the way Keanu looks at...everyone, really",
"Lol you wild wyd tho",
"whats the over/under on how long it takes before reddit turns him into someone we all collectively hate a la jennifer lawrence?",
"Keanu for President 2020!\n\n/s",
"I knew Degrasse-Tyson has been a bit of an ass (although I think he always has been, it was just ignored when he first rose to fame because of the good he was doing in the name of science), but Bill Nye is news to me. What has he said?",
"Plot twist: they had a green light and he did this all while moving",
"I'd let him have a reach around tbh, he seems like a gent",
"Keanu is that you???",
"I vote yes ",
"This site has such a hard on for Keanu",
"A glitch in the Matrix",
"How are so many people bumping into him!?",
"Now he has to pee, Keanu Relieves ",
"How are so many people bumping into him!?",
"Why did you take his pic without his permission?",
"On a Norton. Man has taste",
"I love you, friend. Thank you for being awesome",
"Where is the meme economy post about putting all your karma into Keanu posts.",
"wait till you find out about our \"secret\" signal. ",
"Is that the bike from \"My own personal Idaho\"?",
"... Understandably.",
"What's the deal with hippos? ",
"It's great that he willingly agreed to let some unkown person take a photo of him.\n\nThis guy is my IDOL!!!!!",
"And around this point in the thread I forgot his real name.",
"Is 2018 the year of the Keanu or something?",
"And now he is sad Keanu",
"Not before I get a picture, Keanu Please!",
"I believe in the movies of Val Kilmer, though these days it ain't so easy.",
"Would someone please explain why the fuck Keanu Reeves is on the front page every day lately??",
"I feel like he may be one of the best humans to have ever lived.",
"Then he falls to his Keanu Knees.",
"he looks too big for that bike. He should just give it to me and get himself something a bit larger.",
"Although I’m not sure about u/beingincelisnice",
"oh",
"Wth this guy is everywhere lmao people keep posting pics of seeing him like its some epic achievement accomplished. ",
"can someone explain why people like this fake wholesomeness so much? I think it's a bit depressing",
"All their loot, Keanu Thieves",
"I started his account because I realized that the anonymity of Reddit sometimes brought out the worst in me. I figured a novelty account based on politeness would help me to be nicer and it actually worked lol.",
"This guy seems to be everywhere! ",
"Are you and him semi-close through all these meetings?",
"The man just needs to be elected president and get it over with he is such a good human being",
"Keanu's one of those guys that attracts 3-5 dime-pieces at a time. When he picks one chick and rejects the others you have to be quick about jumping the ones that got rejected and storm the beaches",
"Look at how much positive energy this guy brings just by being posted in reddit.. this thread is an example of that",
"Not sure if this is a CryptoCurrency joke, or if I've missed something else...",
"PR team on point ",
"So chill this dude",
"Paid your speeding ticket?",
"Credit to the photographer, erinn_janee on Instagram. \n\n[Here](http://mr-reeves.com/keanu-reeves-norton-last-night/) provides the following context:\n\n> May 17, 2014\n\n> Many thanks to erinn_janee who shared the photo that she snapped of Keanu Reeves last night while he was out on the Norton and to @jmilahkarla who tweeted the link. According to her comment, she was next to him at a red light.",
"He is everywhere! ",
"And when he can’t remember something, Keanu asks Jeeves. ",
"Then pulls back his foreskin to reveal Keanu cheese.",
"i feel like it probably was just a guy asking to take a pic of the bike as it's a sweet looking ride. Turns out it was being ridden by none other than Keanu.",
"and as he lie in bed he conceives a plan to disembowel the thieves that he believes have been reprieved by Steve",
"Keanu is omniscient, omnipotent and omnipresent.",
"I said whoa in his voice when he mentioned the crashes.",
"A Norton Commando! I loved that motorcycle growing up. I always thought the handle bars were so cool. Just when thought Keanu couldn't be any more badass... Nice bike man!",
"I don’t think it’s as much staying out of trouble as genuinely being a good person who wouldn’t give any thought to doing something that would get them in trouble. It’s a subtle difference, but I think it’s important. ",
"I'm beginning to wonder if he's even real",
"Goes back home to an empty house, fucking thieves! ",
"Thank you for being so genuine. I hope you have a fantastic 2018!",
"Keanu is Spiderman, confirmed.",
"He must have a few Nortons. The 850 he rode in My Own Private Idaho was his as well.",
"Because deep down, their darkest truths, Keanu Believes",
"Now he's found him. His victim is on his knees saying, \"Keanu Please\"",
"Never heard of her",
"He's so cool! I love how humble he is too. I mean just look at him! I don't know anything about that bike in particular, but he isn't riding around all flashy \"Look At Me!\" Or anything. Here's just a dude, riding a bike, jeans, helmet and awesomeness. I want to be his friend.",
"He decides to take a ride on his bike and grabs his Keanu \nKeys. ",
"\"John wick 3: hidden in plain sight\"",
"In being kind to people, Keanu believes. ",
"meh",
"That was my guess! I always referred to that as the \"Celebrity Ralphs.\" In that store I've seen, among others, Samuel L. Jackson, Penelope Cruz, and Eddie Van Halen.",
"https://youtu.be/fmh8a7aYc1s",
"I'd buy him a beer anytime.",
"You basically are",
"All these puns are Keanu Peeves.",
"Grabbing the gold, Keanu [Reave](http://www.dictionary.com/browse/reave)s",
"He looks like one of those Eastern Europeans chasing down homeboy in The Transporter movies only he doesn’t have an uzi.\n\nEdit: added an indefinite article and a period.",
"And then Keanu Pleads",
"When he is a samurai, his sword Keanu sheathes.",
"TIL Keanu is Saurfang IRL. ",
"Probably went something like [this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY)",
"Helmet - check. Jacket - check. Cool guy - check. ",
"Sherman Oaks?",
"Username checks out",
"Because when it comes to knowing Kung Fu: *Keanu overachieves*",
"Sweet bike.",
"Man he’s everywhere this year",
"They are the source of gravity on Earth. \n\nIf they were in the same place it would be akin to dividing by 0.",
"He seems to be everywhere xD. On bus stops, airports, now on motorcycles. Guy seems to like traveling.",
"This one time when I was a kid I swear I saw Clint Eastwood in a truck at the Piggly Wiggly in Abilene TX and Kevin Costner on a golf cart at a flea market. Pretty sure I had a pretty vivid imagination.",
"Such a sexy bike. Love old school cafe racers.",
"They are the source of gravity on Earth. \n\nIf they were in the same place it would be akin to dividing by 0.",
"Totally believable until \"long story short.\" Bravo",
"yup.\n\n",
"Exhaling a deep breath, Keanu Wheezes",
"Keanu is becoming Bill Murray-esque.",
"She got upset about her nudes being leaked, which reddit had a huge part in sharing them. That's literally it.",
"Rolling up his Keanu Sleeves ",
"Well he did let that sweet little puppy get murdered...",
"It was you that Keanu sees",
"He wants to be a beekeeper with his Keanu Bees",
"Bruh hes beccome an apparition ",
"Ventura and coldwater?",
"Thought it was Vsauce Micheal for a second lol",
"Its a lot easier if you just immediately ask everyone you meet if they’re Keanu Reeves ",
"But what if I told you, there is no Keanu Reeves? ",
"Maybe the dude is just a fruit of our imagination appearing when we need him the most.",
"Dude is going out giving people compliments, honestly we just need more of that in today's world I don't see anything wrong with that. I know my day would be that much better if opened my Reddit account and saw a compliment.\n\n\nAS FOR YOU!!! I hope you have a very pleasant rest of your day and no matter what your day throws at you, keep your chin up cause your better then it. remember your awesome =)",
"For his acting, compliments Keanu Receives ",
"So that he can trick them, Keanu Deceives",
"Oh shit. ",
"R/watchpeopledie \nI Am just posting this cause u can't search it anymore ",
"Is this Keanu Reeves' Reddit account?",
"Nice to see.. ....",
"I would say so, given that he is an active Redditor.",
"*you're",
"Beautiful bike",
"Tom Hanks always counts ",
"I just want some of them good-smelling cookies",
"He looks less scary with goggles and a helmet ",
"To pray with his Keanu Beads",
"What about the blessing part?",
"This really makes me want a motorcycle",
"He's an attention whore and I love it. Cummies! ",
"And at night Keanu Sleepves...?",
"You tried too hard, Keanu displeased",
"This guy is everywhere! ",
"That's incorrect. I hope nobody sees this post and if they do I hope they look away and forget it ever happened. \n \n*don't forget to smash those like and subscribe buttons...",
"these ads for keanu reeves movies are getting out of control ",
"He's seriously one of my favorite people ever. The only 2 celebrities I can think of who I would really love to hang out with is him and Tom Hanks.",
"John QWick",
"man this guy is getting around lol",
"Who's the hipster loser on the combustion bicycle? ",
"If not me, I hope atleast my grandkids get to meet this man. He probably wouldn't have aged a day. He is my greatest source of motivation and whenever I see a post with him, I cheer up :)",
"And as he drives off, he gestures you to suck Keanu's Deez. ",
"we all do",
"I liked the Mankind one more. ",
"*He's starting to believe*",
"Idve killed a man for this",
"I mean, he's a cool guy and all, but maybe you guys should leave him alone one day of the week.",
"after leaving court for his crimes of passion, he pays his Keanu Fees.",
"Or OP is just a blatant Karma whore riding on that virtual Keanu dick to get that sweet sweet Karma juice in and around his mouth",
"Nope, saw it coming at the third paragraph \n",
"He truly is The One.",
"Classic bike too. He seems chill ",
"Then stop doing a Keanu Tease.",
"Well, fuck Keanu me... za. ",
"Drink driving, Keanu Weaves",
"My dad would cry if he saw this, the one regret he has in life is selling his Norton just like that around 1990 for a Harley.",
"That Keanu’s really getting around lately. ",
"Keanu Revs",
"yeah it's pretty much meaningless, all of those wholesome subs and accounts copy paste nice things without meaning or giving a shit about who are they writing to to feel better about themselves",
"Until one day, a gift Keanu Receives",
"Are we collectively stalking Keanu?",
"I’ll lay out a nice offering of handguns, sunglasses and guitar picks. Maybe he’ll come out ",
"I'm not having that",
"Hides in the shadows, Keanu they don't see",
"All of his dreams, Keanu achieves",
"Norton 750 Commando. Awesome bike and, of course , Keanu! ",
"He has good taste in motorcycles!",
"No hoverhands?",
"I like how you can see the first custom-made motorcycle in the second photo.\n\n\"Hey, Keanu! Sit on this bike so I can get a cool pic!..... Ok, great! Go sit on that one too!\"",
"And to you, Keanu Cleaves.\nUntil your heart Keanu Reaves, \non the day Keanu Leaves. ",
"We don’t deserve him",
"The last one left says, \"Keanu Please!\" ",
"Dude's had some shit happen in life. For him to be constant chill is amazing. I too would buy him a beer, be his friend, and not ask dumb fanboy questions.",
"I met him once outside of a movie theater. No video, no camera. Just a quick hello. He had just seen The Departed and I was going into it. He couldn’t have been more friendly. I think it’s awesome that so many people get to see things like this, or the subway video. He’s a legit good person!",
"Have you met Keanu’s butler Jeeves?",
"Then he makes Keanu Cheese",
"Why I am seeing Keanu Reeves everywhere lately, said every redditer!",
"Keep your hands where I can see them, Keanu!",
"Cool!",
"A bad guy goes free as Keanu Seethes.",
"Of that gold, is Keanu bereaved.",
"Anddd dennnnn, he sudunry reaves",
"Okay, who HASN'T met Keanu, I feel like Im the only one now.",
"As Yoda once said: \"In God, Keanu disbelieves.\"",
"Cross him and you, in twain, he cleaves",
"I never realised I wanted a keanu Reeves ghost rider in the mcu until now",
"There is nothing that matches the feeling of riding a motorbike without a windshield. The breeze blocks out all sound, you're focused but your mind is free and clear..its definitely Zen. \n\n",
"Doinky",
"It is only what you Keanu sees",
"Mmmm, Norton Commando. Loved those back in the day. Keanu has good taste.",
"Oh come on! Keanu PLEASE",
"I choose to believe every word of this.",
"Needs his own sub if you ask me ",
"Doinky",
">this young girl",
"Did we just go full circle?\n\nEdit: Goodbye.",
"Keanu is the new Bill Murray.",
"Why so many pics of him lately?",
"ಠ_ಠ",
"Why does Keanu Reeves ride a motorcycle?\n\nBecause there’s a bomb on the bus. \n\n***rim shot",
"I have not met him either. Yet.",
"> And then just as suddenly, Keanu Leaves\n\nAnd like that... he is gone.",
"I sincerely hope Keanu Reaves is reading these puns and chuckling over a glass of wine! ",
"Stealing everyone's heart, Keanu Thieves",
"A beer from the fridge Keanu retrieves",
"Cause he is at the speed of life",
"My guess is there a movie being released or something. This is the new marketing.",
"Keanu is The One.",
"Wild Reeves appears!",
"Is he the one who took the picture?",
"Nice commando.",
"Where is Keanu? Belize",
"In the parlor he will polish his piano keys.",
"Gotta catch em' in your mouth bro.",
"He always looks like he could have you in a chokehold and still make it feel like a warm hug while you slip into the darkness.",
"Been awhile since i been pulled into one of these. wp",
"I can't tell if this sounds like a Ludacris or tech n9ne song.",
"Woah. This is yet another post about Keanu. He seems to get around quite often ",
"Did you cum in it!?!?!?",
"Only Keanu, No Steves!",
"One of the only Hollywood dudes I'd be surprised to find of any sexual harassment claims.",
"Ok, at first I thought \"eeeeh, bit long, not sure if I wanna spend time reading that\" \n\nI'm glad I kept reading because boy was air blown out of my nose",
"And gets ready to chop some Keanu Trees",
"You sure? Pretty sure I've heard multiple stories here about his douchiness.",
"Look at the madness you started",
"I think he managed to clone himself like agent smith with the rate of his appearance on Reddit...",
"But now they’ve become Keanu’s Pet Peeves",
"Woah",
"Where he's spending one of his lonely Keanu eve's.",
"All the ladies say Keanu please",
"Isn't this weird... filming someone with a camera (phone)? I don't know... Seems odd... I saw Manuel Neuer in Munich, pulled out my phone, but changed my mind... after thinking about what would it be for me being stalked with people constantly looking for a good shot/selfie opportunity",
"bunch of people stole what I was gonna say here..literally, Keanu Theeves...",
"Tom Hanks should make any list",
"Subscribed.",
"Wyld Stallyns!",
"Nice try Keanu",
"And after all this action, Keanu reprieves. ",
"The man is a national treasure",
"Where Keanu can enjoy the breeze",
"I'd like to unsubscribe from Norton facts",
"President of the world.",
"It's a schooner, not Keanu, you big stupidhead.",
"Next thing you know, somebody's saying he should be president...",
"Is it me or is this man everywhere?",
"He’s still my #1. ❤️",
"I feel like we get a new \"Keanu in his daily life\" pic everyday here on reddit.. And I love it. ",
"...and nowhere. But mostly everywhere.",
"I dont think Keanu has boobies.\n",
"Can I please tell you that I love your username? Wish i would have come up with it when it was still available three years ago.",
"When you are rude, Keanu seethes. ",
"He's smiling. Must be an imposter. ",
"I’m a simple man. I see Keanu I like Keanu... and talk about how he doesn’t age. ",
"Its a pretty standard photo... white knight cuckboy",
"For the guy who owns a huge collection I find it funny he's on a Norton 850 commando. ",
"Still a better love story than twilight",
"What the fuck do you have against Rick Steves?",
"Introduced to your butler, \"Keanu, Jeeves\"",
"I'm pretty sure that's actually Casanova from Project Runway.",
"How fickle reddit is not to gild your wit.",
"Mfw I don’t live anywhere near him so I can’t get all the sweet sweet reddit karma....\n\nI mean at least I live where he was born, but still..",
"Me too, the same motorcycle though.",
"A Norton like this one is on my Lotto bucket list.",
"Because he’s the best.",
"To play the Pianu Keys",
"We need a Keanu Christ mega thread. ",
"/r/neo is that way",
"Watch out, Morpheus has every homeless guy on his payroll and is watching you.",
"Because deep down, their darkest truths, Keanu Believes",
"What a dorky helmet",
"He’s Reddit’s new Chris Pratt, Jlaw and Rhonda rowsey ",
"strange. all. day.,everyday.",
"He’s just so cute ❤️☺️",
"Even better.",
"When I was a kid my step dad had a Norton 750 Commando in yellow and black and chrome. I think it was a 1976. I remember that was the first bike I ever got to ride on the back of, and it was the coolest thing I'd ever seen in my life. He kept it clean as a whistle (He was a retired USMC instructor, so he had a pretty keen eye for detail) and I always admired what a thing of power and beauty it was.\n\nMy mom made him sell it because she thought motorcycles were too dangerous. She divorced him 4 years later, then went out and got her bike license & now has 3 different bikes. (She's not always the most rational person) None of them are as sweet as that old '76 Commando in yellow and black was though.",
"I was surprised how far I had to go for this one. [3]",
">Bill Nye\n\nReddit turned on him hardcore after his \"Sex Junk\" music video and gender identity stuff. His AMA two months ago is 54% upvoted, with some of his comments in the negative.",
">Everyone who upvotes or comments stupid puns like these ruins Reddit for anyone interested in regular intellectual humor, or conversation.\n\nI think you're missing the point that the main demographic of reddit likes that material, otherwise it wouldn't get upvotes. I'm sorry you aren't getting enough intellectual humor/conversation in a sub of 18 million people",
"Then I’d say “you are high on those Keanu trees!”",
"You spelled “stalker” wrong. ",
"Who hands him a red pill, now Keanu believes.",
"r/keanugifs",
"this dude is the shit ",
"Also, Bill Gates and The Rock.",
"Why no upvotes?",
"You totally missed it. Should've been \"Keanu Reprieves\"",
"Do we really know it’s him? His face is obstructed by a helmet and glasses. Of course, it can also be a glitch in the matrix!",
"How many Keanu Reeves are there? He is everywhere lately! ",
"That's a $29510.74 motorcycle. In case anyone was wondering. ",
"Badass picture and badass timing!",
"Keanu should be president!",
"Best thread ever? Keanu believed",
"He inhales deeply, Keanu Breaths",
"That looks like the Ralphs on Ventura and Coldwater in the Valley. ",
"What? What?",
"That no matter the odds, Keanu succeeds.",
"What the heck? This guy is everywhere.",
"He can stop global warming by planting Keanu's Trees",
"Hombre",
"Where after all that action, Keanu Reprieves.",
"And when the butler dusts it causes a Keanu Sneeze",
"For a second I thought that tree behind him was a plume of smoke and Keanu was just sitting there with a guilty look, like 'if you tell anyone about this your house is next'",
"r/unexpected",
"Then Keanu leaves",
"Riding a Norton 750...what a sweet old bike.",
"Dude has great taste in bikes.",
"That's because they probably said, \"Keanu! Hey, Keanu, look over here! Pleeeeze! Keanu!\"",
"Looks more like Cotton, the announcer from dodgeball, but f’in a that’s a bold strategy to not look at the light like that",
"Reddit jumps from person to person and obsesses over them.\n\nOnce the circlejerk gets started, it could go on for months or years. They say Reddit is mostly full of males but all I encounter are fangirls.",
"Something something emoji movie",
" He definitely makes the list ",
"Keanu uses Kung Fu, he knows that.",
"Well I reckon it is really fuckin hard to keep being a cool person after you reach certain level of popularity. I mean, imagine trying to do a shopping and being stopped for a photo by random people every 5 minutes. ",
"What happened to Zach Braff? He was going to be our chosen one.",
"Obligatory wtf did I just read?",
"Supersuit?",
"My dad had a 250 (edit, it was a NSU not Norton sorry) Norton Super Max in the early 60's. To hear him talk about that bike it was the second love of his life next to my mum.\n\nA few years ago when he retired we looked around for a project one for him to restore then almost went grey at the price of even the worst examples. I really wish we had been able to do it for him.",
"He's everybody's favorite guy.",
"I rip and I rhyme, and rhyme and rip. This is the way that Dylan spitz. ",
"He lives in New York, right? Im fairly certain it's easy to catch him out and about when he's not filming. ",
"He is definitely in my list. ",
"This doesn’t go here ",
"What!?",
"He’s there when we need him.",
"He is the new Bill murray",
"We realize what we need , is more Keanu Reeves!",
"I auto thought Ludacris ",
"LAL nic",
"It's the typical reddit circlejerk.",
"I'm paying the price in inbox replies",
"Well i agree according to the Tao of Steve, That Keanu is a metaphorical Steve. I Just wanted to Rhyme ;)",
"I believe electronic ignition upgrades are acceptable on antique bikes.\n\nAnd before anybody rags on me for calling a '72 \"antique\", I also am a 1972 model.",
"Does he have a family? He's one of the coolest, kindest guys ever but is always pictured alone..",
"My dad has that bike. It roars like a tiger!",
"damn those are some sexy bikes.",
"Ok guys calm the fuck down or he is going to start to think that we are stoking him",
"Why is this man everywhere all of a sudden?",
"That helmet covers well Keanu’s Weaves",
"And lotsa money.",
"All these posts on Reddit of him being a good samaritan are starting to make me wonder if he’s going to run for president against Donald trump or something ",
"Trust me, I don't need it. My gold won't run out until March 2024",
"\n\n[-p.s.-Fuck Ajit Pai](https://www.reddit.com/r/politics/comments/7jxtrv/friday_fun_offtopic_megathread/drab96b)\n\n",
"Was he working???",
"This needs to be a sub Reddit already. A series of people just posting pictures of Meeting Keanu, “and I’m goi g to give it to them.”",
"He actually looks happy in this picture. Normally these candid shots make him look bored. ",
"R/KeanuReeves",
"Can we just elect Keanu Reeves as Reddit's next fad celebrity crush already?",
"New Bill Murray",
"Saint Keanu patron saint of the Matrix\n",
"The rhyming got really corny after a bit LOL ",
"People let the man be, stop stalking Keanu Reeves. #LeaveKeanuAlone",
"This man Motorcycles. You just can't help it. Sometimes even a \"Hey, nice bike!\"",
"No don't do it",
"I say gesundheit to Keanu's sneeze",
"\"How to make fondu?\" Keanu asks Jeeves. ",
"blasting guns yesterday and riding bikes today",
"Definitely more likely. ",
"It is not about Keanu being a celebrety, but Keanu being an example every celebrety should follow. From all i read, he is nice, humble, and hangs out with everybody on set equally. Also helps people in need. Damn it would be cool if i would run into Keanu here in germany and he would solve a problem for me just lke that.",
"It doesn't really matter though. It's kinda like if someone donates money to charity because it makes them feel good. The money is still going to help people. Same here, being nice is going to make people feel nice.\n\nPlus if it is a karma conspiracy it just means that more people will do it and then reddit will become a nicer place.\n\nIt's win win!",
"Yep, exactly what u/HeroCastrator said.\n\nYou could get laid just simply being around this guy. It kind of sucked I was dating his cousin, lol.",
"And very, very beautiful, sigh. (Talking about the bike but could double for Keanu)",
"Well I just imagined a Keanu/Dave baby. Thanks for that.",
"All these Keanu spottings. How do I summon him?! Do I need an alter or something?",
"Anybody else hear his voice when reading that?",
"She died for our sins. ",
"This whole thing is easily my favorite thread on Reddit. Thank you kind sir for starting it. ",
"You sure? We can taco bout it now if you like. ",
"Standing on a hill in his vineyard, Keanu Oversees!",
"But not before he cuts his Keanu Cheese. ",
"Dressed for the ride, not the slide.",
"He's right at the top of the list of famous people I think it would be cool to ride with / talk bikes with. ",
"Damn he is hot. And so nice! So jealous of the person who got this picture.",
"I wasn't sure before, but i'm sure now. Keanu Reaves signed up for some viral marketing campaign and this and the previous photo of him paying tickets are staged. ",
"That was so eloquently put well done ",
"He then washes his dog to prevent Keanu fleas. ",
"(ಠ_ಠ)",
"From my experience in America, their lights take forever to change compared to what the traffic lights are like in the UK. ",
"Like a golden dog, no matter what you have lost, Keanu retrieves. ",
"Who are you talking about?",
"Keanu Reeves and Terry Cruise are loved by Reddit so much. <3",
"It must be really annoying to have people constantly taking your picture. Imagine, every time you stop at a stop light, someone is trying to take your picture. Every time you sit on the subway, someone is trying to take your picture. \n",
"If I ever win the lotto I'm funding another matrix movie. No doubt. ",
"was hoping it was /u/shittymorph",
"I declare 2018 year of the Keanu",
"The facts to prove his case Keanu Retrieves ",
"Why are so many people meeting keanu Reeves lately?",
"Keanu is going to become the Bill Murray of future generations",
"Has Keanu ever done anything lame and uncool? He's always shooting guns with hot women, riding motorcycles and generally looking like a badass.\n \nJust once I'd to see him with toilet paper stuck to his boot or something.",
"It's the weirdest 180° turn I've seen. She didn't really do anything aside being a little too quirky too often.\n\nReddit is fickle indeed.",
"He’s the new mascot of Reddit. Reddit, lose the alien and just post new photos of Keanu Reeves everyday. ",
"whoa dude",
"r/accidentallypoetry",
"Not enough, we need to go deeper",
"By far the most animated I've ever seen Keanu Reeves.",
"Reddit has the biggest erection ever for Keanu.\n\nScroll down for stories about how he's so amazing, in spite of having had a hard life.",
"Keanu needs to make an adult Mr. Rogers show and star in it. ",
"There we have it",
"Isawkeanu needs to be its own subreddit with the number of sightings lately ",
"No tapas muy tacos.",
"I’m guessing Keanu is the king of Reddit for 2018. I’ve seen him on here about three times a day.",
"I love me some Keanu Reeves!",
"Because for his beloved fans, Keanu Bleeds.",
"I was waiting for the classic shittymorph Hell in a Cell Mankind thing and was happy when I got to the end that I didn't get gotten.",
"What a time to be a hive",
"More like Keanu Revvs, right guys?",
"Keanu turns on the radio, blasting justin Beebs",
"And James Franco.",
"This honestly looks like it could be Markiplier.",
"Welcome to Reddit, I love you",
"Small price to pay for being rich. That being sad, Keanu reeves is very down to earth, giving money away, helping people and genuinely seems like a nice person who doesn't let fame rise to his head.",
"Horton Hears a Who! is a children's book written and illustrated by Theodor Seuss Geisel under the pen name Dr. Seuss and was published in 1954 by Random House.\n\nIt is the second Dr. Seuss book to feature Horton the Elephant, the first being Horton Hatches the Egg. The Whos would later make a reappearance in How the Grinch Stole Christmas!.",
"His marketing team is hard at work! ",
"Tom Hanks has to be on there. He's top-5 favorite of everyone.",
"We need a subreddit for him",
"What a twist! I'm not even mad.",
"I smell a pitch for Bodyguard 2.",
"The ladies ask for him to sign their breasts, yelling, \"Keanu, *these*\"!",
"I’ll never understand the need to bother celebrities when they are on their own time. I’ve encountered a few in my lifetime, and what do I do? Leave them the f**k alone. I don’t take pictures and I certainly don’t approach them. ",
"Then for all the lies, Keanu Grieves",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"> It would be cataclysmic.\n\nDuh, what do you think caused the Big Bang?",
"How is everyone seeing him. Does be live everywhere.",
"Finally, my username is relevant.",
"I wish he reads these!",
"Sexual Harrassment....Panda!",
"I want to see the original comments the guy made.",
"Lucky duck\nWhat city is this?",
"r/memeconomy\nINVEST",
"This should be used to promote motorcycle awareness. \"Look twice for bikers, because you never know if they could be Keanu Reeves\"",
"What has become of this thread, cannot wait until Keanu sees...",
"All the unwanted particles, Keanu Sieves ",
"Next week we'll have someone with the following post: Met Keanu pissing next to me in a urinal.... Leave Keanu alone!!! Lol",
"Danny DeVito\nPeter Mayhew \n",
"All these pictures make me feel like he never goes or stays home. Is that why hes the one",
"His head is a bit too big and the posture is awkward, it looks photoshopped...",
"The crashing part is enough to deter me ",
"And after a few beers, Keanu Pees",
"Does Keanu know about this?",
"That's laisist",
"Does this guy just magically appear anywhere someone is taking a selfie or random photo?",
"Are you all forgetting our lord and savior [The Brendan](https://www.reddit.com/r/SAVEBRENDAN/) ?",
"we need a \"i spotted keanu reeves\" or \"a wild keanu appears\" subreddit please",
"Please don't give him a times up",
"These posts are too funny, I am working on a web project right now, and it seems like every time I check reddit lately I see Neo checking in on me. Pretty cool. ",
"Norton Commando a classic British Bike, Neo get my up vote for that!!",
"Oh hell. That one got me!",
"hes the ONE.... we want in 2020\n\nthe best part is, you know he'll be against it.\n\nhell, if we elect him, he may even try to run away.\n\nbut we need neo in the white house.",
"and he breaks out the crackers to enjoy with his Keanu cheese",
"You mean john wick.",
"More like Keanu meets /u/unknown_human at a traffic light",
"It is known.",
"If it is his job, Keanu will please.\n( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"After a few more Keanu leaves.",
"Ventura and Coldwater? ",
"And he filters out the bad presents with his Keanu Sieve",
"Dude has style.\n\nI honestly feel like if I pulled up next to him on my own bike that we would just get along fine",
"He sets the kettle , boiling water for his Keanu Tea",
"What I want to know is how does everyone meet Keanu all the time.",
"Is that Ventura and coldwater canyon?",
"I would poop my pants",
"The man is an enigma...",
"And ample bosom Keanu sees.",
"“We must find out who it is from!” Keanu decrees.",
"Now, now, it's not like he's Verne Troyer or anything.",
"You make the world a better place. Thank you.",
"I like Keanu",
"That joke is already taken",
">hieve",
"this dude is seemingly everywhere",
"[Saving The Universe](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RqopUAkhRjM)",
"Schools a dude on the court, Keanu Please",
"I’ve seen too many of these posts lately, is this guy some sort of spirit who appears when you utter an incantation a la ‘bloody Mary’ or is he just so good that he is the only Human worthy of being cloned?",
"Oh man, that reminds me of the time I met Keanu at a hospital in Pittsburgh. We were there to see a Steelers game, and on the way into the stadium my mom slipped and broke her ankle. She was in a lot of pain. While we were in the ER, I looked over and saw that Keanu was there too. I’m a big fan so I said hello and we started up a conversation. After a few minutes he came over to my mothers bedside to introduce himself. He asked what was wrong, and Mom told him about her ankle, which was really hurting. Then he kind of looks around and asks mom if he can help. Skeptical, she said sure, just thinking that he was talking about thoughts and prayers. He closes the little curtain and puts his hands on Mom’s broken ankle. He closes his eyes, and suddenly this blue light starts coming from his hands. He directs his healing powers into my mother’s ankle, and under the skin we can see the bones reconnecting and healing. My mom started crying and speaking in tongues, but K remained steadfast. 30 seconds later she was completely healed and walked out of the hospital and got into the new car that K give us the keys to. Turns out he was at the hospital to cheer up sick kids and he gave away all his organs that day. ",
"Of course he rides a Norton. What a badass. ",
"I've always wanted to ask him to go halvsies on a couple boxes of ammo and hit the shooting range for a day. One day I will see him and ask him, and on that day... he will probably say no lul.",
"Great dude right there. ",
"Him and Gordon Ramsay. I'm not talking about the possible mild mannered Gordon that sits at home with secret adopted children and watches Gray's Anatomy, I'm talking about Hell's Kitchen/Kitchen Nightmares Gordon Ramsay. I could listen to his shit talking all day. ",
"And from matrix franchise Keanu believes",
"Angel Wings Confirmed!",
"Such a cool bike",
"I started a guild, it's called Keanu Thieves",
"Wow. I have that same bike. I'd talk his ear off about it",
"From the angle and expression of his gaze, I'd say they were either puppies or toddlers.",
"He rests for a moment. Keanu Breathes.",
"Sh sh. You'll ruin the ruse before IM gilded. ",
"Damn I made it to about 3 sentences to the end and knew it was going somewhere off the wall.",
"The year of Keanu is upon us ",
"To make his bread, Keanu Kneads.",
"Keanu already made it home in this story! You messing up the flow damnit!",
"Would you even believe it yourself if it happened to you? I mean, fucking Keanu Reeves....I’d be in less disbelief if I saw Jesus.\n",
"Don't forget Brendan Fraser",
"He’s also a ladies man Keanu sleaze",
"Oh my god make this happen",
"Are you sure? ",
"[HFW](https://media.giphy.com/media/KJHINXxzWX7A4/giphy.gif)",
"Thank you for making me burst out laughing in the crowded morning safety meeting.",
"You are nice. Have a good day. ",
"So is Keanu Reeves a thing now..?\n\nEdit: I meant as in the fact that I’ve been seeing him around a lot, I’m aware of his popularity ",
"Because soggy crackers is one of Keanu's pet peeves.",
"Just wait until /r/conspiracy notices this trend...",
"Something , something, his new movie",
"Then he goes to the computer, to ask Keanu Jeeves.",
"Neo John Wick Constantine needs no body guard. ",
"Does he have friends? I never see him with anyone. ",
"Alexander Graham Bell invented the telephone, Thomas Edison invented the lightbulb, Joseph Lucas invented the short circuit.\n\nDid you know Lucas invented intermittent windshield wipers? And intermittent headlights, intermittent stereo, intermittent alternator...\n\nBet you never knew that LUCAS is actually an acronym: Loose Unsoldered Connections And Splices\n\nIn an effort to diversify their product lineup, Lucas began making vacuum cleaners in the 1970s. It was the only thing they made that didn't suck\n\nWhy is there no death penalty in England? Lucas made the electric chairs",
"Heck is going on, this guy has gone from never been seen on the net to you cant surf without see him somewhere...\n\n\nLeast that is how I think it is...",
"Okay. So. Seriously. It's not even two weeks into the the New Year and I have already seen Keanu Spotted many times. Someone just tell me there's got to be a subreddit for spotting this famously kind little cutie?\n\nEdit: Spelling. ",
"Not gonna fall for the banana in the tail pipe, ehh?!?",
"Keanu, Tom Hanks and Jeff Goldblum are my 3 favorite actors and people in the entertainment industry today, well adjusted human beings who love the people around them and live life the way it was intended. ",
"I forward this entire website becomes the Keanu Reeves appreciation society",
"I'll trade you a Neil Degrasae-Tyson and a Bill Nye for a Carl Sagan",
"How much does that bike usually go for?",
"When he uses pepper, Keanu sneeze",
"I always pronounced it \"Canoe Reevez\" cause it sounds funnier. But seriously, I love that all of Kanoes' pics are just casual street pics. ",
"Keanu revvs at a traffic light?",
"It really is fantastic. It keeps you totally in the moment as it requires all of your mind paying attention. So everything else just kinda melts away except for you and the bike. ",
"I would believe that for literally any other celebrity. ",
"!redditsilver ",
"And Steve Jobs!\n\nEdit: I MEANT BILL GATES SHIT IM SORRY",
"I haven't met him, but my ex played cards with both Keanu and Leaf Phoenix.\n\nBack in the late 80's/early 90's, my ex was into acting. She was cast as an extra in the movie \"Parenthood\" with Steve Martin and Keanu Reeves. (She can be seen in the opening scene as the woman in the middle of the back seat of the Buick that is pulling out of a parking space as Steve Martin is leaving the baseball game and again during the crash scene at the drag strip.)\n\nIt was the drag strip scene where she met both and played cards with them. As my ex told it, it was a very cold night in FL (where the scene was shot). During an extended break between shots, both Keanu and Leaf Phoenix came into the bleachers and sat down to hang out and chat with the extras. They sat down behind her and her husband (at the time, and also an extra) and broke out a deck of cards while everyone waited. Both of them were very cordial, friendly, and down to earth.\n\nI'd love to meet Keanu one day...",
"Cool",
"Hmmmmmm, what’s the stats on the Carl Sagan",
"But seriously - when a baby, Keanu teethes ",
"There are a lot of Keanu sightings on Reddit lately. I wonder what this could mean.",
"Keanu Reeves for president!",
"Be excellent",
"This fucking guy always look like a badass,damn",
"Neo",
"Maybe he just knows it'll make a strangers day and he does it just to mess with people? I could see myself doing that if I was him.",
"I like his helmet.",
"Snoop Dog Attending*",
"When he got home he smoked Keanu trees...",
"His bike then exploded since it went under 50mph. ",
"I’ve lost people on bicycles, on motorbikes, in cars, on buses and someone falling and hitting their head in their living room. \n\nDeath sucks. It is a part of life though. If I were affected that way, I’d never leave my bed or talk to anyone. \n\nStatistically, the people that die on motorbikes have some level of contribution to their demise. Be it riding drunk, not observing and reacting to what is happening around them, riding outside the limits of the law or even road conditions, not wearing a full face helmet, not wearing the right protection, not riding in a way to make them more noticeable to other road users or in a way to take advantage of the road, not taking advantage of all the rider aids they might have at their disposal, not keeping their bike maintained. \n\nI’d suggest you find a way to get over this. Talk to a grief counselor, as that isn’t a healthy response. Take the MSF Basic RiderCourse. Even if you have no intention of riding a motorcycle, it will help you understand what safety precautions motorcyclists can take advantage of and will help you as a car driver. ",
"I love this guy",
"/u/Here_Comes_The_King where you at?",
"Every post about Keanu Reeves leaves me with a single thought. He just seems so nice!!",
"It was probably more like “I stalked Keanu for half a day and most of it was spent sitting outside in his bushes but he finally left and I followed him in traffic until we stopped at a red light and I was able to sneak up next to him to snap this pic”",
"Or as the japanese would say, keanu reeves.",
"I don’t understand very much tacos ",
"Little did the bad guys know Keanu was at the store buying baked beans.",
"Who's Keanu Reeves?",
"This guy gets around",
"I think I'm the only one who hasn't met keenu now",
"Yo I’m a rapper, not a sugar cookie getter.",
"Why would you want everyday to be strange?",
"Keanu not. ",
"Take the motorcycle safety course near you. They often have bikes to use. It's required where I am, and as soon as you start moving, you'll know if you want to go get one right this second or it isn't for you. \n\nPlus it gives you confidence that you know the basics.",
"He got all fired up an passed some Keanu weed",
"I guess i will randomly go out now to see Keanu. It will be a first for me in both ways.",
"!redditSilver",
"Oh man. I love these Reddit chain stories. Upvotes get you the best story ever. Can we try writing a book this way? Will still be better than the Twilight series",
"> Made me like him even more.\n\nMe too just reading your comment, lol.",
"Looks incredibly similar to Triumph and Matchless of the 60s and 70s. They were all English bikes so it's to be expected, I guess.",
"Came here to say this, too. haha.",
"I always wonder why I don’t see all Keanu Reeves stuff in his own subreddit ",
"Leave the man alone for fucks sake lmao.",
"Is Keanu the new Bill Murray?\n\n",
"I don’t think he is at a light. It looks more like he is on the grass next to the road. ",
"For*",
"Mr. Rogers too!",
"I'd hate to hear people yell his name all day though \"Keaaaanuuuuu!\"",
"If find this guy funny. Absolutely not a punchable person.",
"If it is, then I probably need to apologize for all the times I've posted [this gif](https://media.giphy.com/media/ToMjGpnXBTw7vnokxhu/giphy.gif).",
"Did he have any gray poupon? ",
"At first glance he appeared to have been holding a battle axe. At 2nd glance he was not. ",
"He seems like a cool guy",
"Ok for real, what’s with all the “meeting Keanu Reeves in public” pictures? Has he been out a lot more recently?",
"No more hiding in the shadows to get what he needs.",
"Somehow reddit always finds him.",
"Well now we know why he’s so nice",
"Damn he fine. Keanu don't krack. ",
"They're bigger, Keanu, Ds.",
"And gives them a blank-faced Keanu squeeze",
"He owns his own motorcycle manufacturer, who makes incredible modern bikes, yet still bombs around on an old 70's Norton. This guy is a gem. ",
"Not very efficient, though",
"My family have a humongous collection (nearly 100) vintage and classical motorcycles hidden away in secure storage. Some over 100 years old, there's constant rumblings in the family that we need to sell them off at auction. I worry that the sheer volume means we will never get their full value as not many collectors have that sort of money, I also worry that they will not get the preservation and respect that they deserve.\n\nI have some stupid fantasy/hope that when the family does put it to auction then someone like Keanu will come along and want to buy them.",
"The have bushings that isolate the engine transmission and swing arm. Put them back wrong or too loose and the handling goes to shit. ",
"Well, both rappers often speak about drugs, alcohol, and sex, so neither.",
"He seems like a truly nice person. No Beeves with anyone. ",
"So glad I found this before going to work. Made my day...oh wait ",
"Why is everyone meeting Keanu Reaves this week!?",
"You're a man with his priorities straight. Or woman...but I've never met a woman who knows what a Norton is...",
"No more rhymes, I mean it!",
"Seriously if I could clone any celebrity to not be famous and hang out with me, it would be Keanu. He's just so fucking cool.",
"He just got accused by multiple women of being a complete gentleman. ",
"It's that really him? I don't know if it's the goggles, but he looks... different.",
"A Norton Commando, nice. I'd chat him up at the stoplight too. Course I wouldn't know it was Keanu, I'd be too busy admiring the bike.",
"Not a cafe racer. Just an awesome example of what looks to be a beautifully restored stock Norton Commando",
"Not only an old school cafe racer, but arguably THE cafe racer that started a movement.",
"And in this moment Keanu believes that reddit makes no sense ",
"What if OP is a pedophile and this nice comment is the push that makes him think he is a great guy and his justifications for CP are accurate and he kidnaps a child :s.",
"...and asked OP to stop *stalking* him...",
"My Samsung doesn't like me typing strange words. ",
"a shiny norton, that's classy.",
"A lot of compliments, Keanu receives",
"Where was he turned into an immortal vampire though?",
"As much as I'd try to stay cool, I would 100% lose my mind and cry hysterically on the spot. He's my favorite :3",
"Keanu guys stop",
"Whoa",
"John, you're working again? ",
"Got into riding at about the same time and I pretty much agree with everything he said. I put riding on hold until my kid is an adult, the same as what my Dad did, but I do miss it.",
"This guy and others like him, must have the patience of a saint.\n\nHow on earth can you maintain your sanity when you literally can't get a moment's peace in public?\n\nI'd be a basket case.",
"Bill Murray?",
"It feels like Keanu Reeves is reddits cool uncle and comes to visit every now, cooks a nice dinner for everyone, tells a good story that makes you think and is off to another adventure the next day. ",
"Depending on year, upgrades, originality and condition, they can be $15K-$40K. You can pay less but they'll probably be a project bike a shade tree mechanic has been working on for a while.",
"Here's the thing...",
"Meeting Your Guerrilla public relations agent at a traffic light. ",
"Keanu don't want, Keanu needs.",
"Here's the thing...",
"Dude this guy is literally EVERYWHERE. I’m starting to think The Matrix was actually a documentary",
"and then keanu looks up and he believes ",
"And you as well...\n\n\n...you owe me one.",
"[You seem nice. I like you.](https://i.imgur.com/ZfHFjGF.png)",
"Yeah, and don't get me started on the prequel trilogy.",
"Your father",
"Wow. Looks like he's just finished blowing up the building behind him. Scene from a Wick movie",
"Op has a suspiciously high rate of run in with Keanu. He himself mentions 6 times he's posted Keanu in here. There's something weird about the whole affair. ",
"Yeah especially the plural part of \"accidents\". He makes it sound real nice but a ruptured spleen doesn't feel like my cup of tea.",
"Mister Rogers 🙂",
"*Eh?* I thought he had a Mustang Mach 1.",
"Tickled his nose.. achoo..Keanu sneeze",
"Keanu giveth and Keanu taketh away",
"So much keanu the last days. Seems like we found our new favorite celebrity.\n\nDoes he use reddit? ",
"The immortal Keanu... One of my role models... What a guy...! ",
"Wow his PR team must be working overtime. A top of reddit post about him for the last few days. He's a good actor, but I also don't like advertiser supported posts.",
"As soon as I saw this picture I thought that this will have the same effect on youngsters the way seeing Steve McQueen on a bike affected me. I bought one and have been riding ever since- nearly 35 years! Start small and work your way up. You'll never regret it!\n ",
"A delicious sandwich, made with Keanu Cheese",
"Keanu Revs is all over the place",
"God Bless this man.",
"Keanu Reeves and the Rock are both in the $250-300 mn networth region, they must be amongst the nicest people globally in that networth bracket. ",
"And then he drives into traffic where, Keanu Weaves",
"Only thing I disagree with is that he said most people start when they’re young. A majority of Harley Davidson riders actually get their first bike (on average) between 40-50 years old. They typically ride for 1-3 years, and then stop riding once they have a close call.\n\nThis is why Harley tries to get you to buy a ton of shit you don’t need.\n\nSource: had to do a lot market research for Harley when they were beginning to develop a dealership in my city ",
"God bless you both",
"Get one. It puts you on the edge of experiencing the world around you. ",
"- Abraham Lincoln",
"Kawasaki... Enduro... beautiful... I miss my KLR. :(",
"Gotta be one of the coolest guys alive",
"Expected another /u/shittymorph comment, was pleasantly surprised.",
"At the end I seriously said WHAT THE FUCK out loud. I'm in tears XD",
"Cool cool",
"He's a celebrity who isn't a dick to his fans and, to my knowledge, hasn't touched anyone inappropriately. ",
"I feel everyone at some point in their lives will meet Keanu. I have. It was glorious and unforgettable. ",
"We already did it! r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"This is actually in my bucket list: meet Keanu Reeves and hug him and thank him for being him. And that's all there is on my list.",
"So worth it for the thrill of the road /s. I still love Keanu though ",
"Wow this works way better than my own!!",
"Bodacious babes",
"Happy Keanu!\n\nIt's pretty badass that he owns his own motorcycle company.",
"We all need to get together and get him a gift.",
"Why is the night and the light behind depressing?",
"He really does seem like one of the coolest, most genuine dudes around!",
"Ventura and Coldwater!",
"if you start learning how to drive on a big motorbike, well, it's the recipe for disaster. All the people i know who are bikers usually have this in common: 3-7 you learn the basic of a baby bike, 7+ regular bike, 14+ 50cc automatic moped, 18+ geared small motorbike 200-500cc, 21+ any motorbike you can rise from the ground yourself 1000cc+. If you usually skip some of these steps, you end up injured or worst. (before driving my first geared motorbike, i was literally dreaming of driving it, switching gears and stuff like that)",
"whoa",
"So does he eat Canadian bacon, or just smoke a whole hog?",
"I have a feeling he dreads or maybe loves, red lights, because he has to do this at everyone one of them",
"It's the other people part that deters me.",
"He certainly seems to be enjoying his celebrity. ",
"Buy good gear and ride defensively. When you fall down get right back up. It's just like life.",
"Bill fucking Murray",
"Wait why is everybody meating Keanu Reeves i wanna meet him too",
"Forreal! It’s almost like he’s a celebrity or something ",
"Nice bike",
"Fucking hunners of celebrities kicking about that are sound and aren't pedos.\nI'm no slagging the cunt just wondering the obsession ",
"Oops. I mean HEY GILD THIS GUY!",
"Anybody else recall \"The Matrix\" when reading any post about Reeves?",
"I said \"whoa\" in his bill and ted voice... On a side note, if the immortal man himself wears a helmet while riding, everone should do the same.",
"I have a soft spot for late 60s/early 70s bikes. I love my sport bikes but those era of bikes are a different kind of fun to ride.",
"You're too close man! Too close!",
"Holy fuck, that third picture (the custom made bike), straight guy here but I would definitely turn gay for him. \n\nHe definitely is showing his age in that pic though...25. ",
"Is there a Keanu sub cos in all honesty that could be what's missing in my life",
"This is truly a sight to behold",
"On a Norton nonetheless. What a guy. ",
"Everyday I like him more and more",
"It's not something people think about with motorcycles, but everyone will crash their bikes and usually will do it often. Granted most of the crashes aren't deadly or serious, but they happen. \n\nMost will be hitting a bit of gravel and sliding across pavement. Might have some road rash and some bruises, but nothing you will die from. That's why protective gear is so important since it allows you to get back up mostly unscathed and keep on riding afterwards.\n\nYou only have two patches of your two tires to keep you upright and stable on the road, that's a lot less than what cars have which is why so many accidents happen on motorcycles. They aren't very stable. ",
"He is at tracks on the west coast all the time!",
"I'm sorry for your loss",
"Anybody else hear his voice when reading that?",
"Can anybody tell me what kind of motorcycle helmet that is?",
"The every-day-Keanu-Reeves-pic. There should be a subreddit for those ....",
"Haha, he makes that bike look small!",
"/r/ISeeUKeanu",
"I’m reading and imagining him yelling at me all of this while stopped at that traffic light. \n\nIt’s a long traffic light. \n\nThat, or he speaks really fast. ",
"By the way I ride an Arch motorcycle.",
"HEY VSAUCE MICHAEL HERE! Anyone else see it?",
"Been seeing quite a few pics of him on social media and reddit lately...he must have a good PR person...",
"Dress for the slide not the ride.",
"UNLESS- it's through Wyoming on the Interstate at 80 MPH in July heat. Then a windshield/ fairing will be greatly appreciated!",
"No",
"We're gonna need you in 3...",
"Fuck that hell in a cage guy, I quit halfway through this post as I was sure it was going to end with hell in a cage. ",
"Nice Bike!",
"First Keanu Revs ",
"Let’s see him matrix his way out of a high speed motorcycle accident!",
"Why are there so many Keanu post on the front page lately. It's been like 2-3 days in a row he's been on the front page.",
"This guy is everywhere",
"You know nothing or this person, he COULD be a rapist or a murderer.\n\nYou just called a rapist a great guy",
"Sweet ride 🏍",
"Keanu is there for you \\m/",
"Keanu is the most blessing thing of 2018",
"Coldwater Canyon and Ventura Blvd., correct?",
"Before bedtime, Keanu reads ",
"After which he Keanu Pees.",
"Woaaaaah dude, it's happening!",
"I love my birthday twin <3",
"He woke up one morning and decided to take that bike across Europe ",
"Keanu is really trending at the moment isn’t he. Thieves, Reeves, karma sleeze",
"My first big bike was a 75 Norton 850 Commando. Loved that bike. Keanu riding a Snortin’ Norton just raises him up even more in my book. God that bike had a good sound. I broke a chain dropping the clutch on that bad boy one time. So much torque.",
"That Norton Commando tho...",
"And washes it down with some Keanu mead",
"Or. . You could grab pussy and move on women like you are a bitch, lie endlessly, be senile and still be POTUS",
"Reeves 2020",
"\"Good luck with your herpes\"\n",
"WICK! * GUNFIGHT AND MOTORCYCLE CHASE BREAKS OUT *",
"He's just a man-about-town these days. He's been in so many photos on here lately. I've always liked him, he seems like such a fun guy, but maybe thats just my memory of 80's and 90's movies. ",
"A romantic stroll along a cliffside overlooking the sunset with your cheek against his back your arms along his waist, and your hands clasped in a silent prayer to make this moment last forever, you heart thudding a promise to never let him go.",
"I didn’t realize I had done it until I read your comment but I absolutely did",
"He said all that at the traffic light \n\nHow long were you there???",
"And when the cops show up, \"Keanu, freeze!\" ",
"5- small 3 wheeler, 8- mini bike, 12-125cc, 14 250cc, 16- 400cc, 18- 600cc ",
"Better throw Tom Hanks in there for a wild card.",
"Saw him one once on Mother’s Day in his Porsche. He said hi and raced off to the PV hills. Cool dude. ",
"dude does everything, My jaw dropped when he was doing this firearm pratice course, he is really good.\n\n[head shot, head shot, probably dick shot, press start, switch guns....](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4MIc9Z50Uv4)",
"Show your tits Keanu catch beads.",
"We all are ",
"And then he leaves to his home where he rolls up his Keanu Sleeves",
"He cooks is dinner in silence, Keanu Beans",
"If he kept going west he could have ended up at my BJJ gym in about 2 miles.",
"What the hell, he's everywhere",
"Tell him to stop being a squid and wear some damn gear!! 😂",
"Used to have.a 175cc Yamaha scooter. It tops out at 60 miles an hour. It doesn’t have a lot of power either but was really convenient for getting around. You get the same open air freedom experience of riding which is quite a thrill. \n\nI also learned a lot about defensive driving and the perspective of cyclists versus vehicles on visibility. Which is why I have an extreme hate for loud, aggressive, obnoxious motorcycles and riders. \n\nI wiped out a few times, half the time because the scooter’s tires were small and didn’t have very good traction\n\nThis quote from Keanu is so perfect. ",
"I really hope he's not as sad in real life, as the memes make him out to be. ",
"Yep, ATGATT. I love this [video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_dF32JYCJPw) for how succinctly it shows why it matters.",
"Storming the battlefield, Keanu leads ",
"• Michael Cera ",
"Reddit LOVES Keanu",
"It seems like there should be!!",
"He seems to be normal guy",
"What city is this ffs?",
"This could start a trend in a good direction. Good on you!",
"He tells people he isn’t “the One” when that happens right?",
"Isn't this the same bike Shawn Spencer rides? ",
"Neo doesn't ask.. Neo understands You..",
"Verne Troyer or Peter Mayhew?",
"*Someone needs to have a sit down with Hunter S. Thompson.*",
"Dude, right? I was like \"I, too, sometimes feel frustrated and angry...\" Seems like a pretty cathartic release. ",
"Why is Keanu Reeves hitting the front page almost every day? Is this a PR campaign or is he back on center stage...? ",
"Does Keanu Reeves own shares of Reddit? Dude is all over this site! Not that I'm complaining.",
"\"Teach me how to ride it\"",
"Found Keanu´s stalker ",
"He must have a great PR firm",
"A friend ruptured his spleen in a crash in Austria and it was so bad they had to remove it. Bad for your immune system. ",
"Keanu Reeves: so hot right now ",
"Maybe a little more. Didn't see the combat engine the first time. ",
"No",
"go home. lol",
"Which if he drinks too fast, he will have a Keanu Sneeze",
"Hiya Jimmy",
"Piano Reeves",
"Do you think Keanu Reeves knows he is trending on Reddit? We should get him to do an AMA at this point haha.\n\nDon’t know why I am getting downvotes... not trying to be an asswhole",
"nice",
"Are these all recent pictures of him hitting the front page? I want to believe they are. ",
"Oh man now I want to delete this account and start fresh too! That could be my new years resolution lol.\n\nP.S I love you",
"Yeah, Keanu is great and all....but look at that bike!\n",
"Lest we forget /u/officialvalkilmer \n",
"“I can get 70 miles to the gallon on this hog.”",
"I thought I read it in my voice until I read your comment. Then I realized the voice in my head is Keanu. ",
"Someone more clever than I should make this a meme.\n\nI guess you could just change the name and keep everything else. Seems like someone could do better than that, though .",
"Do it, it's one of the greatest things I decided to get into. Few things in life are as freeing as you and your bike on a open/windey road.\n\nTrust me, you won't regret it. Just remember though, a passive rider is an alive rider.\n\nHope to see ya out there one day!",
"Thank you! You are the redditor I needed, maybe not the redditor that I deserved, but at the very least a redditor that is on the ball. Kind of a reverse Batman sort of situation.\n\nEdit: Grammar. ",
"Agreed. All over the place ",
"If he turns out to be a diddler, I will kill myself.",
"Who gives a fuck?",
"Fucking love this man. Genuinely nice human being.",
"As kanye sees blood on keanus leaves",
"That man rides some classy motorcycles.",
"where does reddit keep finding this guy??! pls help me find him guys!",
"Its really not as bad as it sounds.",
"Don't forget /u/vernetroyer",
"my my, i must reached nirvana by now then. we, from S.E.A ride motorbike without windshield at all",
"What if u/Lornstar7 was a serial killer or refuses to use gender neutral pronouns but happened to be a fan Keanu Reeves?",
"I can verify, I was able to fully recover from mine but I would just consider track but public roads are super dangerous.",
"Smart move. Very wise",
"The cult of Keanu is starting to get creepy ",
"I feel like they're are many of him roaming around the world ",
"All of my friends that have motorcycles have crashed multiple times and/or been hit by cars. Some still ride. Others don’t. I don’t ride not because I fear my own mistakes will kill me, but because of all the texters and drunks and uninsured horrible car drivers out there already. \n\nEdit: spelling",
"Is it just me, or is he appearing in from of a lot of people recently? He's sure kean on making people happy",
"Nothing quite as appealing as the phrase, \"ruptured spleen.\"",
"keanu is literally the coolest dude alive at this point.",
"Keanu is the man, bruh.",
"People just love him. He's gone through a LOT of shit in his life, but he's still just a simple, nice guy. \n\n(If you don't know his background, look it up. Holy shit, even Lemony Sniket would say that's overkill)",
"Pretty bike. I love standards. ",
"It requires 100% of your concentration at all times, so as long as it's not your primary mode of transportation you'd probably enjoy it.",
"Can someone make a Keanu sub? Every day there's a pic of him. I get it. He has a normal life and he touched your life essence.",
"Stop upvoting this paparazzi shit",
"He's the One.",
"Keanu Reeves Shredding\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/7pg4ni/keanu_reeves_shredding/?st=JC9U0WLC&sh=8b5bd314\n",
"I fucking love Keanu Reeves",
"Those bikes are friggin' HEAVY. At least a couple of their models use an interesting suspension system, whereby the exhaust pipes wrap around the engine to make for a compact design and smoother ride. My dad used to restore Nortons, his pride and joy was a [Norton Dominator (\"the dommie\")](http://www.motorcyclespecs.co.za/Gallery%20%20A/Norton%20Dominator%20650SS%2066.jpg)",
"How many days in a row can Keanu make the front page? Let's keep it going! ",
"I name you winner of the Clutch Comment of my Commute award. ",
"For me it was: \n\n0 to 24 - no interest in motorcycles\n\n24 - 550cc\n\n25+ - 900cc",
"You have earned my like.",
"i...how",
"Yeah but then got vengeance on those that killed the puppy. ",
"Number 1 cause for athletes in Northern Countries in Paralympics is Motorcycle accidents...",
"Until reddit got butthurt that she called people out for sharing her stolen nude photos.",
"You. Door. Figure the connection. ",
"I guess I missed the hate train for her, what's the reason and is there still room on board? ",
"Huh, TIL. I’ll have to look for that one. ",
"Yeah, and it was amazing. Heard it in his Neo voice. ",
"Haunted by his good bro Keanu Peeves",
"Wow, Keanu on a Norton. I didn't expect that or see that coming. Such a lovely make of bike.\n\nGot a Commando, 850 I think, in pieces in the garage, really need to put it together. ",
"Given the constant stream of pictures of Keanu...can people just maybe leave him the fuck alone?",
"LOL, lucky for us I just turned 35 and my best friend's birthday present to me was a folder labeled 'How to run for President' with material on how to get on ballots etc. \n\n[If you start a PAC that aligns with me, I'll run. Gotta start somewhere. <3](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cet3NcNNSc4&list=PLeV6XmPat85Dka3M_vjTCnNUtH9qocKAl)",
"Just remember that everyone you see at Walmart has your life in their hands while you are on one.",
"Every post about Keanu we get that little bit of info. The world should know by now... jesus fuck.",
"This happens in LA more often than you think. Greeted him at the Venice Blvd/Centinela Ave intersection and he was on the exact same bike.",
"( it's a popular story/pasta from /r/SquaredCircle )",
"His dog's name Shiba Keanu. ",
"One of Keanus Pet Peeves?",
"I got an 80cc, a Honda XR80 specifically, dirt bike when I was in - if I remember correctly - 3rd grade (US). Got it for Christmas. Upgraded to 100cc the next Christmas (mostly cause the 80cc was kinda a junk bike my dad had bought for $100 and spent maybe another $150 on to get in running condition). The jump from 80 to 100 is pretty negligible though, btw the 100 was a Honda XR as well. Just a bit newer and in better condition from the get go. \n\nChristmas when I was in 6th grade (seems like it actually ended up being about February because we were looking for an appropriately priced and in good condition model) I jumped to an XR250. Not *super* powerful, but a jump from a kids bike to a *man's* bike. I could just barely stand up on my tip toes on it. I remember crashing it at least 3 times the first full day of riding I took it on. My biceps, shoulders, all the way down my chest to my pectoral muscles were sore just from trying to *hang on* to the damn thing when I cranked the throttle. But man I loved that bike. Rode it until I was something like 23 years old when I finally blew the engine. Those old dry sump Honda 4-strokes were almost bulletproof. ",
"HE'S TOUCHING THE BIKE",
"Yeah but I'll pass on the ruptured speen my guy ",
"My brother has been riding for about a year and two months ago had his first wipeout. Like you said, nothing major, he just accelerated a bit to quickly where there was some fine particles under him and his bike just kicked out and he went skidding across. Scratched up his legs a good amount but nothing too damaging",
"This is so bad ass.",
"Well, history says you aren't wrong...",
"Subscribed! LOL\n\nHow can you not like a guy who plays characters that go after justice for a puppy?\n\n#justicefordaisy\n\n🤩\n\nEdited to wonder why my stupid hashtag didn’t show up...",
"Especially if it's a classic Norton!",
"Justin Bieber is Canadian too. ",
"Si hablo muy taco, nacho very much.",
"Like this guy? \nhttps://youtu.be/_fQwwvb7CRc",
"Probably on internet archive, if you want to go digging and share with the rest of us ;)",
"Take the msf course! It is a training course that teaches you you the basics of riding and it acts as the riding test to attain your license. Motorcycles and helmets are provided, so you don't need to worry about damaging anything, because its not yours. Prices can range 50$-250$ depending on the state you are in. And since you don't go over 20mph, it is a very good way to get the experience without doing anything too dangerous or making a huge commitment.",
"I really respect Keanu Reeves both as an actor and as a human. If I ever run into him out in the real world, I'm going to give him a single respectful nod to let him know I think he is awesome, then look away and leave him the fuck alone unless he comes over and starts taking to me.\n\n\nI'll leave my phone in my pocket.",
"Keanu appears to be in grass or something, definitely not on the road. ",
"I was just kidding. Its John Wick part 3 shooting going on so he is seen out there quite a lot. ",
"Damn, I’m out of the loop! \n\nSometimes there’s just too much internet to keep up with...",
"I would be like, “Oh shit, John Wick is here to kill me!”",
"Then she failed to congratulate everyone for finding her bum pics online and everyone ~~hated her~~ suddenly remembered that they never really liked her anyway. ",
"Honestly every crashed, I’ve got scars to prove it. Despite that it’s a special kind of mind state it puts you in. 10/10 would recommend. ",
"Tom hanks is historically #1",
"Time to go be awesome!",
"That's my dream bike. I will have one soon. He is the Dave Grohl of acting. ",
"Why are there always pics of this guy in the most random public places? Does he just enjoy being out in public with ordinary people?",
"Thats more emotion then he had in all of speed",
"I certainly bet you do missy.. ",
"I'm sure he wouldn't want to hang out with you, and not just because he’s an asshole, but because you’re an asshole yourself. Have a below average day!\n\nEdit: If you're interested in finding more people like me, here’s [my story about the terrible people who inspire me](https://youtu.be/HrFCEO8h9eEt) ",
"Who notices a celebrity at a traffic light and pulls out their phone to obnoxiously photograph them? Ridiculously dickish behaviour.",
"Keanu is slowly working his way up through the apprenticeship that Bill Murray setup for him. One day, the torch will pass, and people will talk about the time Keanu Reeves came to their house, dressed as Neo, for halloween.\n\nOther than trick or treat, all he says is that no one will believe you.",
"Why, is Keanu at the door? :O",
"I can't start a PAC, but I know a guy that can make you some buttons. Mr. Practical for president, the _Practical_ choice.\n\nBasically writes itself.",
"Me, too!",
"I'm pretty new to Reddit. Did Keanu Reaves found this thing?! \n\nThe adoration is well justified, I'm totally on board with smothering the fucker in love and karma. I'm just curious if it's official Reddit policy. ;) \n\nThe Reddit shadow world has got this dude covered! We love you, K-man! ",
"ATGATT : All The Gear All The Time for those who are too lazy to Google.",
"Riding claasic from the '70's is an amazing experience. I have 2 dual sports(1977) and a converted cafe racer(1972). You have to experience them to understand.",
"Does he know how reddit he is?",
"Man, he's a good guy. ",
"Combat Commando is a beautiful bike! Surprised his headlights are working. British bike owners constantly joke about the terrible quality of the electrical system made my \"Lucas\".\n\nala:\n\n-Why do the british drink their beer warm? Their refrigerators are made my Lucas.\n\n-The Lucas motto: \"Get home before dark.\"\n\n[Lucas jokes](https://www.jaguarforums.com/forum/off-topic-6/collection-lucas-jokes-21723/)",
"\"Hey John, you working again?\"\n\n\"Mmmaaayyybbbee\"",
"I'm glad you change, everyone need to take you as a role model. Me stumbling to this comment also cheered me up",
"No, I read it in Peter Griffins voice",
"Apparently Keanu Reeves is fucking everywhere ",
"The most average celebrity you’ll meet. In a good way.",
"Why is this man EVERYWHERE",
"That man is everywhere. ",
"\"Hey you're Keanu Reeves\"\n\n\"Yeah, yeah I am\"",
"Browsing Reddit, Keanu memes.",
"If he had a bat with barbed wire around it, I'd think he was Negan before Keanu.",
"Because the picture is fake, it's done by public relations firm.",
"Or is it Adam Driver?\n",
"Patrick Stewart for one",
"That part doesn't *always* happen.",
"Why is keanu reddits idol all of the sudden? Im not trying to be mean but i dont get it",
"I see this guy everywhere on this sub. Who is he?",
"For fuck's sake people leave the man alone! The dude can't eat a sandwich without having to smile at someone's phone lately.",
"Keanu is from Toronto? woaaah wtf",
"Man, Keanu Reeves has been dominating Reddit ",
"Sure that isn't Ed Norton? The giveaway is his name on the bike!",
"There goes my hero.\n\nHe's ordinary.",
"I feel like everyone on reddit except me has met Keanu Reeves ",
"blessed be K Reeves \n\ni heard he gave away his organs to kids dying of bad organ disorder and to this day he walks around with bionic organs and his blood is jet fuel and he breathes napalm or something. ",
"They are home",
"No, it’s a dam motorcyclist. ",
"Well yeah it has passive income benefits for HODLing and has a ton of teams developing on their platform. ",
"He is so incredibly humble for what he does and down to earth. \nHe is a little nuts with his own safety as he is know for just walking around out in public or taking mass transit in major cities , but seriously when your that chill and decent who the hell would want to hurt you anyway ",
"I started riding at 30. Man, do I love it. Haven't in almost two years because life, but I'm currently working at getting my Z1000 road-ready again. Can't wait for the spring.",
"He makes reaaaally expensive motorcycles ",
"Hitler is dead ",
"Is Keanu Reeves a meme right now or something?\n\nI feel like he's been on the frontpage like three times in the last two weeks",
"Along with the rock and Kevin hart promoting jumanji",
"Blind no more, Keanu sees",
"Point Break Keanu forever.",
"Yep! Ive seen waaaay to many of his movies growing up 😂",
"Yes, it can be. An analogy can be fitting in category but not in scale. ",
"Point Break Keanu forever.",
"Is Keanu gay or straight? It’s confusing as hell.",
"Is there a smile there? No more sad Keanu? Is that like I'm going to rip off your head Keanu look? AI/ML get to work, what are we looking at exactly?\n\nHoly Mother of God! :-)",
"Relevant username for this type of comment. Fantastic ",
"I'd vote for him.",
"That's why I quit riding. You can minimize all of your mistakes and still get clipped badly by just about any and everything. A small puddle or a drunk can take you out of the picture and it was just too much to worry about.\n\nMaybe someday once I get my adamantium skeleton I'll buy another bike.",
"Pretty sure he lives near Sherman Oaks so that would make sense. That street corner looks really familiar.",
"https://imgur.com/a/slHXS\n\nUsed Internet Archive to recover the original comments that were deleted.",
"Ok cool thanks for the response.",
"https://imgur.com/a/slHXS\n",
"Norton AntiRider",
"Reddit loves Val Kilmer and his great AMA's (official ones and spontaneous ones). And with good reason; he gives detailed, thoughtful answers, like he actually gives a shit, which is pretty cool. ",
"Like Keanu I waited until later in life. I have always been a lover of speed so I avoided motorcycles especially with my family history- Right before I was born my dad crashed on his BMW and nearly died braking 9 bones. Anyway I waited until I was 40, and I fixed up my Dad's old bike that he never repaired or put back on the road again, my entire life. I restored the bike and now as a father of two myself, I ride for the freedom, knowing the risks and being careful. I am glad I waited this long. ",
"And your skin when you fall. ",
"Felize Navidad",
"keanu reeves after he left the airport?",
"You must not live in L.A., where if you hang out in a few spots you're likely to spot at least a celebrity a day.",
"please never go back on the internet or anywhere in public. ",
"Keanu Revved ",
"Oh man, that is a sweet ride. Never heard of the make but now I want one.",
"I volunteer to be his new BFF",
"Being a ride, I'd let him motorcycle me. Long. And. Hard.",
"22 isn't a young adult?...\n\nFuck.",
"Yes but until the laughter bit, why can't I imagine him laughing !?! ",
"He is the one.",
"This man is a god send",
"Yes",
"It's to the point where I feel like that I'm the only person here who hasn't ran into Keanu Reeves or Bill Murray. ",
"UGH MY DREAM COME TRUE ",
"That's the Ralph's on Coldwater Canyon in Studio City. ",
"I wonder if he knows that 99.99% of Reddit thinks of him as just a good dude we would sit with in a dive bar, conversing about normal stuff over a few beers? Sure he's super famous, but he wouldn't be out of place at all hanging out with any normal group of friends in America.",
"From his wiki page: Keanu Charles Reeves was born in Beirut, Lebanon, and raised in Canada... His mother is English and hails from Essex. His father, an American from Hawaii, is of Chinese, English, Irish, Native Hawaiian, and Portuguese descent\n\nA mongrel if ever i saw.\n\n",
"I can't imagine what that men's life must be like. Constantly meeting people everywhere that are probably super excited to meet him. Meanwhile he plays it so cool every single time. I've never heard a bad story about meeting him, meaning either he's never had a bad day (imposible) or he's just so good at keeping himself in check to make sure the fans have a good experience.",
"Omg thats John Wick",
"i can tell you don't dare do dad jokes outside the house",
"Not sure, but i find myself wanting to see them, and missing them when they stop!",
"Okay, that's pretty cool.",
"FACT: There is a mathematical chance this commenter is Keanu.",
"I can do the same here in NYC. A post about a celebrity meeting isn't unusual. A shitload of posts about the same one all hitting the front page on consecutive days screams marketing campaign though.",
"KR is such a badass! An awesome person from the looks of things! Keep it my man!!!",
"Is it Keanu Day? Rusev might have need to have some words with him. ",
"Cool I use the gym as my release. This sounds much more intense though, cause you can die. Either way everybody needs a way of release.",
"So many random pics of Keanu keep showing up that I wonder if maybe China made a bunch of Clone Keanu’s and set them forth on to the world.",
"He ded tho :(",
"Can there be a KeanuReeves sighting subreddit?",
"What street in Los Angeles?",
"He would win.",
"Hey does anyone know that r/hmm with all of the Ed Sheerans as grass? Can someone with more talent than me do that here but turn the road into really tiny Keanu heads? I would be forever grateful. ",
"Keanu makes that Norton commando 750 look small ...",
"Exactly. It’s painfully obvious they only do it so they can pat themselves on the back. But as soon as you mention that, they get defensive about it. “I was being kind, fuck me, right?” I don’t have a problem with people being kind, obviously, it’s the lack of sincerity behind it that bothers me. They’re all copy/pasted versions of what some other person said. “Be happy and smile :)” seems like one step short of “oh you’re depressed? Have you tried not being depressed?” \n\nAlso somewhat related: how is a picture of a dog being a dog automatically wholesome? Can someone please explain that? \n\n",
"Damn you’re lucky. I’d love to say hi to him. He seems so cool and nice",
"He doesn't have a bodyguard.",
"...Keanu's Spaghetti?",
"Why not both?",
"My gf said the same thing but she doesn't ride a motor....",
"No matter the lie, Keanu succeeds",
"Neo ",
"I don't go a full 24 hours without seeing his face on Reddit. ",
"What Los Angeles intersection was he at?! I love this man.",
"I'll just stick to my 4 wheel minimum.",
"Ventura and cold water cyn? ",
"Ok but who doesnt like Snoop D O double G? ",
"Really hope Reddit doesn't turn on him. Seems to always go in a cycle - \"We love ______\", \"_______ is arrogant/a jerk/etc\".",
"Sean Bean",
"Can someone please explain to me why I've seen so many pics and vids of him in the past week? Am i missing something?",
"A 100% relevant and awesome song about this man: [Shortstraw - Keanu Reeves](https://youtu.be/RxyytU-ltmY)",
"I hope everyone took the red pill! ",
"He makes me gay ",
"I'm loving all these recent posts of Keanu. ",
"Totally get that.... Like I know the Bang Van is driving around on LA Freeways and I'm always kinda looking out for it but I never see it. \n\nBut I wonder how many times it may have passed by and all I noticed was a van because I didn't have the time to really check it out.",
"My first thought as well.",
"Is that Ventura and Cold Water? I used to work near by.",
"Neo knos de wey. ",
"It is. ",
"He was a \"thing\" since John Wick came out, I think.",
"Totally agree. Wanting a motorcycle is one of my earliest memories, but I was never allowed or able to get one. Got one at age 34 after my divorce, and it’s better than I imagined! It’s the complete focus of your machine and your surroundings that helps clear the mind of other things. ",
"Anybody else hear his voice when reading that?",
"Feels like he's everywhere right now...\n\n\n.....Agent Smith? 0_0\n",
"He seems like such a nice guy! I'd love to cross paths with him and give him a wave and a smile :)",
"But not of Hawaiian ancestry! I think we've found the control.",
"It's actually the Coldwater/Ventura Ralph's in Studio City.",
"He has fun with it.",
"Toronto. His transformation took place in Toronto. Can never be too weary of that place.",
"Put this man in a Marvel or DC film for Neo sake",
"*the slowest of claps*",
"Man I'd love an electric version of that bike. ",
"This guy seems to be everywhere lately and that’s brilliant because all I’ve heard is how much of a nice guy he is.\n\nMakes a change to see a nice celebrity in the news.",
"Seeing a lot more of keanu already this year. Seems like he's coming out of his shell a bit",
"Keanu bless.",
"I think you've got that tinfoil a little too tight.",
"You couldn't resist could you?",
"Love that he rides a 750 Commando.",
"Do you really think Keanu Reeves wants to be photographed while he's out minding his own business? He looks caught off guard! This celebrity worship needs to stop.\n\n\n I imagine some celebrities view people who raise their phone and take an unsolicited picture as pitiful and lacking something of substance in their lives. Like they can't wait to go home and tell everyone who they saw, and get imaginary points on the internet.\n\nAnybody else feel this way? Anybody willing to take a good hard look at themselves and their behavior?\n\nIf you feel compelled to downvote, at least reply and tell me what the underlying motivation for taking an unsolicited picture of a celebrity is.",
"> She didn't really do anything aside being a little too quirky too often.\n\nShe was rightfully pissed about the nudes of her leaking. That upset a lot of redditors.",
"[\"Don't you want to rev up your Harley?\"](https://youtu.be/TYSNUL2hrQM?t=40)",
"I didnt know keanu could be that funny",
"thank god for keanu reeves ",
"Not having a lot of tire contact patch with the road isn't actually any sort of contributing factor in the majority of motorcycle accidents. Around 3/4 of accidents occurs because a car made a left turn in front of a motorcycle. The most dangerous part of riding a motorcycle is a combination of being less visible and people not paying attention to you. Then there's the factor of speed. A lot of riders I've talked to seem to treat speed limits as suggestions instead of laws. So combine excessive speed with a car turning in front of the rider, and the unwise decision of many of them to not wear and gear and you've just calculated up the large majority of fatal motorcycle accidents.\n\nStatistically, riders who are geared up, attentive, and within reasonable speeds, are barely going to get into any more collisions, let alone fatal ones, as a driver.",
"When its time to relax, he smokes the keanu leaves",
"i need karma pls",
"He's just known to be a cool guy who's nice to fans when he meets them. He's also had some tragedy in his life that would make some people bitter.",
"He doesn't make friends anymore. It'll just be too much heartbreak every time you survive them. Friendship is so fleeting when you're several centuries old.",
"DID YOU FORGET /r/ONETRUEGOD????",
"Woah..A most excellent encounter!!",
"I wish he would drive a tank... I don't ever want to see this man taken from us early :(",
"I'm wondering if his manager makes him have a rider on his motorcycle insurance policy that covers injuries to his face. \n\nNot judging him, I also ride with open face helmets. But my job doesn't depend on my face **not** looking like Supreme Leader Snoke's were I to get in a bad accident. \n\nThat said, maybe he crashes and then gets cast in the future new-trilogy prequel featuring the story of the rise of Snoke. \n\nThat also said, don't crash, Keanu. Party on, dude.",
"Love all these Keanu Reeves in the wild photos ",
"He's almost smiling ",
"No bill Murray? ",
"Dude, clean your lens.",
"You deliver!\n\nI didn’t really care that much, but thanks a bunch! \n\nHave a nice day you go-getter, you :)",
"Keanu just seems like the nicest and most down to earth guy next to Terry Crews.",
"Keanu Reeves rides a Norton Commando. This just made my life.",
"The Bulgarian Brute?",
"This would be one of my most wished celebrity encounters...that and meeting Michael Shannon.",
"At this point we should just make a Keanu Reeves subreddit since he seems to be everywhere",
"Oh, look, another custom $89,000 motorcycle.\n\nMust be nice.\n",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I don't think it's depressing but I also don't get it.\n\nIf a family member or long time friend tells me I'm awesome - I feel good.\n\nIf a stranger tells me I'm awesome after impressing them - I feel good.\n\nIf a stranger tells me I'm awesome out of thin air... It does nothing for me. I'd think they're a bit odd. ",
"Maybe he is stalking him.",
"You forget that in America, corporations are people... so Comcast would take the cake.",
"Is Bill Murray the one who helped out a friend or family member on opening night of their bar by bartending? And then every time someone ordered a drink Murray just nodded and poured a shot of tequila? I think it was Bill Murray. I hope it was Bill Murray.",
"TIL Keanu and I have the same bike.",
"Good eye my friend, yes it is. \n\nNow you, me, and Keanu are gonna hop on it, you know I've always wanted to try threesies. Jake? What're you thinking, handlebars? I've always seen you as a handlebars kinda guy.\n\n\n(Dunno if I got the quote right, sorry)",
"Speak for yourself",
"Meechum",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"That site made it super easy so thank you!",
"Whoa ",
"Or maybe he earned his goodwill organically by being a cool dude.",
"Is this man omnipresent?",
"Seriously! What, does he have a movie coming out or something??",
"Everyone is meeting Keanu in 2018 and I'm here looking at my dog. ",
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. ",
"I really hope that man is happy, I believe he deserves it.\nIf I saw him on the street I would offer to buy him coffee or something.",
"This. Was thinking the same thing. He's such a badass though. ",
"Um no actually. ",
"Speak for yourself ",
"!RedditSilver",
"i wrote an amendment. cant forget our lord and savior",
"Reddit loves Keanu Reeves, so it's good karma for anyone posting a pic, even if the pic is old. I seriously doubt Keanu's agent needs to have a social media marketing campaign involving fake candid shots of him. It's not like his career is in the toilet.",
"Pretty much everything prior to ~'82ish had \"flipped\" controls. They aren't really \"flipped\", every British bike was that way, Norton's, Triumph, BSA. The Japanese and American bikes started going the opposite in (an alleged) attempt to kill the British motorcycle market. (because retooling the casts to make the bikes would cost too much)",
"Subbed.",
"Tell me there's more of these.",
"MACHKA!",
"He is such an inspirational human being.",
"Being a lifelong motorcyclist and knowing Keanu is an avid rider always made me like him even more, just like Ewan Macgregor... however, seeing him on a Norton puts me over the top.\n\nSay what you will about his acting, everything I’ve ever heard about the guy puts him in my top ten list of nicest/coolest/best celebrities.",
"Playin his trusty Pianu Keys ",
"Definitely is. I’ve seen Shaq there!",
"I was totally expecting this to turn into Undertaker throwing Mankind 20 feet from the hell in a Cell. ",
"He's the Patron Saint of Reddit.",
"Any man should be so lucky.",
"Less tire contact is the main cause of most accidents on motorcycles. It's why they are unstable and why any little thing you run over wrong can cause you to go into a slide and crash.\n\nYou are misinterpreting the information correctly. The factors you lay out are the reasons for why motorcycles are so deadly in motor vehicle collisions. All of those contribute to that lethality and is true. However motorcycles and the riders crash a lot more than just the collisions you are thinking of and those crashes I am referring to don't go reported since they are one-party incidents and not very serious. Lack of sufficient tire contact has everything to do with those.",
"I only get off my bike when I fall in love... or fall dead.",
"Wear some gear 👍",
"Nephew! ",
"I am ALL Keanu's lover on this blessed day ",
"Idk people like stuff. Doesn't bother me. At least it's not some stupid reality TV star on the front page. Well, besides the president, zing!\n\n (that wasn't even a very good joke, idk why I wrote it)",
"you're talking about single cylinder cross bikes, those are nasty, their acceleration is hard to compensate, most people end up doing wheelies and crashing eheh... sadly i never had one of those; only 2 or 4 cylinder engines (moto guzzi v50 III '83, moto guzzi 1000 sp '85, BMW k100 '87)",
"thats a sweet norton. Man has taste.",
"Back in the 90's I met him in an elevator in Chicago... Very cool guy.",
"This is the best thing I've read all day, thanks for this cheerful moment as I will now do my part to pay it forward as much as I can today :) ",
"OP does have a weird amount of highly upvoted posts. Its almost like half the things he posts get over 20K.",
"I wish he never ages, so he can be with us forever.",
"He needs his own subreddit. ",
"drive safely mate, buy body protection, never push too hard, respect speed limit.",
"Keanu reeves. Karma please!",
"When the light turns green, Keanu Leaves.",
"Keanu pops up when you least expect him",
"da da dum dum",
"The girl teaching him to ride sounds straight out of Point Break.",
"I feel like he knows he's Reddits dad",
"Why do I see Keanu everyday on the front page lol",
"Is this Ventura and Coldwater?",
"Guy could afford to fly around town in a space ship. Rad mother fucker that he is, he putts around town on a classic Norton with a dorky helmet and crappy clothes. \nI really am impressed by that man. Nothing has gone to his head. What an admirable human. ",
"I've had to have surgery on my shoulder and I've herniated a disk in my back from the gym. Never had any injuries from the bike. \n\nThe gym is my destressor though so totally get where you're coming from with that. Skiing and guitar also does the same sort of thing for me. But the bike is as close to that feeling of flying you can get imo. ",
"I haven’t been there in a while, good to know it’s still user friendly!",
"Haha I didn't even realize and made a sub too: /r/ISeeUKeanu",
"It's cool when a stranger tells me I'm awesome if it's genuine. Usually after having a real conversation there will be something like \"been great talking to you, you're an awesome guy, have a nice day!\" But when there's no conversation going on and just randomly out of the blue says it, it makes me sad. Especially when it comes from a novelty account purely for that purpose.",
"Guys, you shouldn't take pictures of keanu in the wild. You're not supposed to disturb someone as nice as him in its natural habitat. ",
"Awesome guy!",
"Woah ",
"This man is the best",
"Haha good one Mark ",
"No. But I read \"Neo\" in Morpheus' voice",
"Just when I thought he couldn't get any cooler.",
"Everyone gets +2 wisdom and constitution as long as they stay within his buff range. ",
"with these specs, i expect you to be a racer guy! i have couple friends who did this kind of progression, and sometimes when we meet to do mini-bike races for fun, i can't keep their peace, they just have better trust of the tires and usually know pretty much how to draw lines better than me.",
"Yea, not even close. Theres a 1972 Norton Commando on CycleTrader for $9.5k. Or you could just buy a new one for $16k. Also, Arch motorcycles are specifically made for the clientele that can afford them. They aren't marketing them to the everyday rider. Do you also get mad that not everyone is driving Maserati",
"Wow this is our route when my boss visits his dad Kirk Douglas.",
"Google \"Lucas electronics jokes\", there are hundreds of them lol\n\n[This one](http://www3.telus.net/bc_triumph_registry/smoke.htm) is a classic, somebody listed a jar of \"Lucas Replacement Wiring Harness Smoke\" on eBay. The bidder Q&A is where the real gold is.\n\nQ: Will this smoke kit also stop oil leaks on British cars? \nA: No, nor will it bring about Middle east Peace. Some things just ain't going to happen, my friend.\n\nBonus joke: Why don't the British build computers? They couldn't find a way to get them to leak oil.",
"As of right now he has 10 Keanu posts.\n\nAll within 3 hours. ",
"Never forget.\n\nr/savebrendan we still out here ",
"Probably because they are genuinely nice people, it’s impossible to fake being nice for long periods of time.\n\nWho would be on the arsehole list that balances the universe?",
"As an immortal, Keanu needn't worry about the usual dangers associated with motorcycles. It's no wonder he rides one.",
"Hey is that Ventura and Coldwater Canyon in Studio City?",
"Unless you're just really unlucky, then you'll meet Guy Fieri.",
"I passed my unrestricted license recently at the age of 27. Every time I think about getting a bike, I read more people say that I'm definitely gunna die, so I've never quite made to actually getting one.",
"Chingas su taquitos.",
"I’d be staring at the bike, give him a thumbs up if he looked over and jump out of my fucking skin when I saw it was Keanu. ",
"I’ve read nothing but positive comments about him. A true gentleman.",
"Well played Keanu",
"Not with that attitude.",
"I don’t know who this is but I will detest them for all time based on this one comment alone",
"And the little old lady who doesn't see you. And that gravel on the curve.",
"Got any allegations to back this up?",
"Norton Commando, he has good taste in bikes. ",
"\" Do you think thats a traffic light you're sitting at, do you?\"",
"> to make a long story short,\n\nToo late!",
"My dad used to pick me up from elementary school on his motorcycle so I was always kind of destined down the path of riding at some point. First time I ever rode was on his Ducati liter bike! ",
"The greatest gift, Keanu Achieves",
"Yeah, he was playing the asshole...",
"> It also seems like he spends a lot of time actually doing things he likes to do\n\nSo does Harvey Weinstein.",
"Everything I have seen makes me want to hang out with him. ",
"It doesn't get much cooler than a Snortin' Norton. ",
"r/motorcycles would dig this. Beautiful bike. ",
"Guys... This wins the internet. Thank you all.",
"Those Arch bikes are freaking beautiful. Prices start at nearly $80k. That said, that is for a bike made and fitted for YOU.",
"I have no idea what it must feel like to be constantly bothered by photos and autographs as a celebrity. I have one autograph from Grant Achatz. The only reason why I have it is because he plated our dessert at Alinéa personally and I had brought an old Food and Wine magazine featuring him in it, (this was 2010), and I got lucky. I would never bother a celebrity out in public, and I don't understand the people that do. That being said, Keanu is awesome. ",
"I feel like I'm the only one on Reddit that hasn't met Keanu. :(",
"A Norton! Very cool bikes",
"Spit coffee all over my work computer. \n\n11/10, would read again.",
"Looks like hes having a nice day too.",
"OP didn't meet Keanu Reeves. The account has 10 KR posts within 3 hours. ",
"And goes against his Keanu Peeves",
"No waaaay!! 🎸 Riff",
"This I feel confirms that Reddit is in fact in love with the Reeves.\n\n\n\n",
"You're my new favorite reddit account. As someone who is continually inspired by the kindness of Mr. Rogers but can sometimes fall back into the lure of negativity (it feels so much easier than kindness, sometimes) thank you for being a reminder of the power of kindness.",
"Let’s not forget about snoop",
"The bike looks tiny under him but he's 6\"1' which isn't especially tall in the US.",
"There seems to be an influx of Kea New. I aint complaining.",
"Nah the guy who played mini me (Vern?) is the guy who Reddit has the biggest circle jerk around. Always front page top post. I'll never understand that one. ",
"Why is Reddit in love with Keanu?",
"If I won the chance to have a beer with celeb he'd be number one .",
"Jeez Louise...I had a well-used BSA when I was a youth. Learned pretty quick that BSA stands for Bastard Stopped Again...on another note: Why do the British drink warm beer? Because they have Lucas refrigerators!",
"In autumn I enjoy racking Keanu's leaves.",
"/r/lordkeanu ",
"It's inevitable, Mr. Anderson.",
"The guy who is everywhere, but we hardly know him. There seems to be such depth to his persona. The most interesting Hollywood celebrity. ",
"It really is. Not sure we should be enabling this.\n\nI mean, folks endlessly go on around here about how is such totally normal (and extremely nice) dude that just goes about his day like everyone else and doesn't conspicuously wall himself off from the masses. At the same time, these very people are enabling a person and sub dedicated to stalking this guy?\n\nI mean, y'all realize that there is no way someone who confessed to being obsessed about Keanu, just happened to stumble upon him and take this great pic, right?",
"except for ... flying",
"By his comment history, OP must be Keanu’s best friend or something. ",
"It actually had a link to the first time the page was archived in 2013 so it took me straight to what I needed.",
"Reciting the national anthem \"O say, Keanu seeee...\"",
"Incidentally, if this was someone reddit didn't like, \"he was rude. Went to the photo op and took pictures because I guess he had to, and all he did was answer questions with like a yes or no. Really grumpy guy.\"",
"Nice",
"Noice .",
"His dog actually",
"You're right and people in various online communities refer to me as MrP which transitions nicely into MrPresident. \n\n* Also I've been to all 50 states so that helps with my 50 state strategy. \n* I've got pictures of me in front of the White House, within the Capitol...really all around DC. That'll make me look presidential. :) \n* I also walked in a parade once carrying the banner for the political party I most closely identify with.\n\nI'm MrPractical and I approve this message",
"Oooh no you didn't, Keanu please ",
"Looks like John Wick 3 is starting off on a good foot.",
"Reddit is stalking Keanu confirmed.\n",
"no problem. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/shittymorph",
"All these people catching photos of Keanu like they are pokemon trainers and he is a pidgey. Yeah nice picture like we have seen that in the wild before! ",
"Nope",
"Why can’t more celebs be like Keanu. He’s the fucking coolest. I see so many post of him on reddit and every picture he stops and takes the time to smile for the camera. He’s so chill ",
"Then I found out Keanu was part chinese",
"Out of the loop: why is Keanu all-over Reddit all of a sudden?",
"Third photo of Keanu on the front page in the last week. I'm not complaining.\n\n r/hailkeanu",
"Or if you're a Japanese salaryman: \"Keanu Reaves\"",
"“Pardon me sir, but you wouldn’t happen to have any Gray Poupon would you?”",
"If people start hating Keanu I'll riot",
"So your dad was the cool dad, eh? Lol",
"Yeah it's creepy af",
"I’ve never joined a sub so fast. Love that guy.",
"How could you not?",
"the real question is why isn’t EVERYONE in love with Keanu?",
".. and the bugs!.. all your daily vitamins and nutrition requirements all under 5 min.!",
"To be fair, he's also an extremely nice and relatable guy for a celebrity and it's a nice change from all the celebrity sex abuse scandals. ",
"Can someone please explain? I don't get it. ",
"i wouldn't have even recognized him\n",
"Wow, good one. Your so smart.",
"As offenders list? Say it ain’t so. ",
"I love those british bikes. Norton's and triumphs. I was actually part of a documentry called the world's fastest Norton. ",
"We need r/kasualkeanu",
"Boxer Ken Norton, Ali and Forman days, one bad mofo",
"Netflix isn’t paying well I see. That last movie about him being scammed into Sex by underage girls was hilarious though. Idk if it was meant to be funny though lmao!",
"When he plays dota its Keanu EZ ",
"lol got me with the \"gave away all his organs\".",
"Happy rusev day!",
"Nah fuck that explanation. I want conspiracies!",
"God, he is so fucking *hot*.\n\n\n\n(Relax, I’m a woman)",
"Still, my dad wasn't exactly thrilled with having to get specialized tools. He could get an Imperial bit to work every now and again but you really need the Whitworth stuff to take one of them apart for regular maintenance.",
"Subbed",
"You're more likely to die thanks to Mcdonalds or drugs (alcohol/cigs) than you are to die or even get into a motorcycle accident. ",
"That's not what they asked",
"you have just to keep practicing. When i started i was afraid to death so i tried to not push to the limit; i knew my limit was up there somewhere, but i was afraid to test it, because when you reach it, it's too late and you are flying on the asphalt (happened couple times at 14-16 yo, once at 18 on ICE, ice is terrible, and at 24 yo, i was speeding and a car made a mistake pushing me few centimeters off the road, nothing serious, was lucky; you don't only need to know how to ride the bike, you have to learn even how to fall from it, that's crazy i know, but it's true)",
"What's with all this Keanu postings?",
"The bike looks small for a 750. Or he’s just really big. ",
"This is the best part of my week.",
"KEANU FOR PREZ! #NEO2020",
"Keanu Reeves is the most interesting man in the world.",
"This is so disingenuous ",
"He isn't even riding one of his motorcycles, so your theory goes out the window. That's how he prefers to get around and there are a whole lot of people in LA that love him. \n\nNot sure why you have two edits about \"rustling the hornet's nest\" when you have only 2 comments responding to you. Relax, we just love Keanu",
"Seriously. I straight up talked to Greg Kinnear and Billy Crudup for like 10 minutes once and didn't realize until afterwards.\n\nAnd I am definitely familiar with both actors. My brain just wasn't connecting their faces to their celebrity.\n\nI wonder how many other times that has happened to me, lol",
"It's bound to happen when you time travel as much as he does",
"Keanu Reeves in 2020... :)",
"Honestly, not a motorcycle guy but have always had old shitty dirtbikes growing up. He is right about clearing your mind. Even if it's not on a sexy custom street bike.",
"They probably noticed that sweet Norton he was riding, THEN they noticed who was riding it.",
"Is there a new movie of his coming out soon?",
"... nice.",
"I have never even heard of Lucas. . . And yet now I want non of their products. Lol. ",
"As soon as Keanu aReeves, Keanu Leaves",
"Cause they stole his car",
" Cold water and Ventura?",
"I know. I think he's more careful now. The accident that took his spleen was because he was riding in the canyon at night with no headlights. This was in the late 80's",
"I'd let him hand me my ass in a 3 gun match any day. I'm sure his guns are nicer than mine, too.",
"can’t y’all leave the man alone just once",
"Man I hate posts like this. This is just a person on a bike. This celebrity cult is such a nonsense.",
"Hey and hes riding a Norton and NOT a triumph! Nice job!",
"The source isn't even a real source. And that source's source isn't a real source.\n\nSource: http://mr-reeves.com/keanu-reeves-norton-last-night/\n\nIronically, it's generating a Matrix-like reality in the sense that tons of people think this *just* happened to the person who posted it. They're responding to it & integrating it into their reality & carrying on about it.",
"And what about tomorrow?",
"I’m really digging this new 2018 “where is Keanu” trend! ",
"Tell Keanu to ATTGATT his ass up before he hits an oil slick and loses half his face. Dude's too much of a treasure to ride without full protection.",
"Username checks out",
"I like how he isn't riding one of those bikes that his company made",
"I hope this never stops. 2018, the year of Keanu Reeves",
"This iced what happens when you Reddit too much guys, take it as a warning.",
"Lol no, and btw the man has been working his ass off since he was 15 years old. Jealousy looks good on no one. \n",
"In my experience the guys at the rnage with the niceat guns like to show tjem off the most.\n\nCz raceguns or tscoped enfields alike.",
"Just another Lucas with a Jar Jar of bad decisions.",
"Just a little joke from a Keanu Reeves movie. That's Gary Busey yelling something at Keanu's character to bring him back some food.",
"When you get 100~~0~~k karma, head over to /r/centuryclub, even though, with you being like a day old, you are probably already there as someone's alt. :)\n\neddit: uuuuug... thank you /u/jaggazz for [reminding me](http://i.imgur.com/GHmIgte.gifv)..",
"Going by his interviews and this picture - keanu is frigging amazing ",
"Love this dude.",
"Seems like a lot of people on Reddit have met Keanu Reeves.",
"My brother had a Triumph. Pain in the ass to get started. \nWatching him suffer infinitely kicking in the hot sun while my Honda XR500 fired up 1st kick was rather sad. \n\nLike the style though for sure. But no fun if it doesn't start.\n\nRather have this today:\n\n[https://www.motoroids.com/news/intermot-2016-meet-the-2017-honda-cb1100-rs-and-cb1100-ex/]\n\n",
"Can someone explain Reddit’s obsession with Keanu Reeves? Seems like a decent dude, sure, but I just don’t understand why he hits the front page pretty much every day",
"WOAH",
"Can you comment without including the word \"cuck\"? It's literally a nice guy riding a motorcycle. Is your masculinity so fragile that you cannot be nice to other human beings?",
"Y'all keep posting pics of Keanu Reeves but we all know he's not real.",
"That seems like a logical fallacy to me. The fact that you're more likely to die from other stuff is irrelevant to the fact that you can get hurt really badly on a motorcycle. Regardless, I don't eat McDonald's. That shit is gross ",
"Keanu continues to bless Reddit with his awesomeness.",
"He’s one cool dude. Never acts like a celebrity. He also owns a sick custom-made motorcycle company.",
"So? No one can ride one because your friend died?",
"Day#6 for Keanu Reeves",
"Is this in studio city? This so much looks like the Ralph's across from sportsman's lodge on coldwater canyon",
"Keanu is so cool. ",
"And the art of motorcycle maintenance",
"I lost it at the last sentence.",
"I'm a fan of Kraut space magic, myself.",
"What’s with the sudden increase in Keanu Reeves appearances, not that I’m complaining.",
"To sip in peace with Keanu ease",
"How to get karma on reddit \n\n1.) Post picture of Keanu Reeves doing something cool\n2.) ???\n3.) Profit",
"1000k???? Sonnovabitch. Did /u/preggit up the requirements again???",
"He got the John Wick beard",
"With all these Keanu sightings...2018 is gonna be a good year! Like a groundhog not seeing his shadow and getting an early spring. ",
"loving seeing all these random keanu reeves sightings. i'm hoping he shows up in my chai latte cup this morning lmao",
"Thats because he jusy seems like a genuinely cool dude.",
"I like seeing you see people see that person.",
"Yea man, I’d love to go for a ride on him ",
"Keanu Reeves is really Chuck Norris's eldest son.",
"It’s insane",
"Motorcycles are extremely stable. Gyroscopic forces are actively trying to keep the bike upright.\n\n[The vast majority of motorcycle crashes are caused by other car drivers and of no fault to the motorcyclist, themself.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_findings_in_the_Hurt_Report)\n\nAlso saying \"everyone will crash their bikes and usually will do it often\" is extremely incorrect. I've been riding for a decade and have zero accidents, crashes, or close calls. I know several other bikers who are the same.\n\nI get it. You think that all bikers are just like yourself. That's extremely flawed logic and self centered. Stop spreading misinformation.",
"1000k is /r/MillenniumClub.\n\noh and 5k in a day is nothing to write home about, just one or two circlejerk comments in a popular thread. ",
"Hmmm, And I thought he was just a bunch of 0's and 1's. Thats cool!\n",
"Murray meetup check. Awaiting inevitable Keanu sighting. 25 years ago Murr tipped me $20, and apologized for not having more. Biggest tip I got all year, it was rare to be tipped as an usher in a performance space. Class act. ",
"I was eating at Nobu in Malibu and saw him and his biker buddies pull into the restaurant. They were all riding custom bikes which I assume were from his company.",
"What about Reddit's favorite actress Gal Gadot?",
"Stop picking on me. :/",
"Badass ",
"Why are you all stalking him?",
"Leave my dyslexia alone! lol, I fixed it...",
"The source is a girl's tweet. I don't feel like checking, but I assume she's good looking.",
"You’re awesome 😎 ",
"Seriously I was thinking the same thing. I think reddit is in love with this guy",
"Keanu for president! Nice guy does not grab pu&&y everyday hero. Movie hero. \n\nWhat could be wrong?",
"It’s because he is the chosen one",
"I met a guy that looked a lot like Dave Grohl once. His name was Ken. He seemed nice and was wearing a banana costume on the street in June. Actually, other than some long hair facial hair, he didn’t look all that much like Dave but it reminded me of Dave so I say he looked like him. ",
"He’s a great perosn",
"Dude's got an aura. \n\nMuch like Leroy Green, he's got the Glow. \n\nI think it's fitting that his glow is gold/yellow. Just seems right.\n\n\nGoing to watch The Last Dragon, then Matrix trilogy, then JW1&2. \n\nThanks much for helping me plan my day! ",
"He probably has no reason to come to Colorado so I'm fucked.",
"Smarter than some, not as smart as others. I do, however, know the difference between possessives and contractions. \n \nThat comes with having completed the second grade.",
"Keanu is one of the most down-to-Earth actors that are out there, it truly amazes me that he's willing to take pics and selfies with people who ask.",
"Very nice taste in motorbikes",
"Long story short, Shawn Michaels buttfucked me on six of the seven continents. ",
"The Prince of Darkness.",
"I kinda just wish I could meet Keanu. Not going to happen where I'm at. Unless he is commonly found in remote desolate places...",
"Where do you guys live that you find random celebrities just loitering around on the streets?",
"Sploosh. ",
"The incumbent u/ImTheDamnPresident is unstoppable. I'm gonna have to go with the time tested candidate that I *trust*.",
"When he puts away his sword: *Keanu Sheathes*",
"Speak for yourself",
"Gay for K. Not that there’s anything wrong with that.",
"I think we need a Reddit badge just for the lucky few",
"Is he turning into Bill Murray?",
"Crianky! What a beaut!",
"I dunno. Probably LA.",
"When exactly did Keanu Reeves become a feature of internet folklore?",
"He's part owner of a motorcycle company yet he on a tiny British bike. ",
">I can't start a PAC, but I know a guy that can make you some buttons. Mr. Practical for president, the _Practical_ choice.\n>\n>Basically writes itself.\n\nDon't forget \"Progress is his middle name!\"",
"Then he called out the op who hasn't even responded ahaha",
"I learned on a 250 over a weekend at a BRC course and then went straight to my 984cc V-Twin with 92 horsepower. Higher powered or heavier bikes are tougher to handle but the rider is the more important factor.\n\nHell, I passed my test at the DMV on that big bike. The tester said, \"you know that these aren't good for this test, right?\" I said yes and then passed on the first try with no problems anyway.\n\nJust be honest with yourself. Stay within your limits and ride what suits you.",
"You seem like a person who i would laugh at",
"This is the best comment ever. Lol",
"Keanu is the man",
"lol",
"> The incumbent u/ImTheDamnPresident is unstoppable. I'm gonna have to go with the time tested candidate that I trust.\n\nJokes on them, this is [my twitter account](https://twitter.com/Not_Real_DTrump)",
"a feature imo",
"This guy is every where",
"Oh man, I think I know right where this is. Is this on Ventura and Coldwater Canyon?",
"Keanu so hot right now",
"Yep!! \nI am desperately waiting for you.\nLove you!!",
"Right by my favorite Ralph’s ",
"I started to get suspicious at him giving his card to a random person in a restaurant, lol.",
"Why are all of OPs posts about Keanu Reeves?",
"My jealousy is off the scales.",
"One of the best bikes in the world. This, the triumph Bonnie, the Honda’s, and other of these upright bikes are the most fun to drive. ",
"My thoughts exactly. May it be a glitch in the matrix? ",
"The best human ever.",
"Bullshit",
"ATGATT",
"The Ralphs in downtown has a bar.",
"It’s too much now, he’s so goddamn terrific.",
"When he's riding is bike around slower moving traffic, is he Keanu Weaves?",
"Until everyone saw her naked. Because that's actually what they were obsessed with.\n\nIt's the old male classic: love em, bang em, leave em.",
"Now kiss",
"I'd recommend skipping that part then. \n\nI've commuted and ridden across the country several times over two decades without crashing. I still dress expecting to crash every time though. ",
"Underrated comment of the day.",
"He looks so much like Michael from Vsauce at first glance\n",
"4. Profit? Profit. ",
"Well, he *was* sitting.\n",
"Did you ask him if he was still working?",
"This guy sounds incredibly paranoid. ",
"Can we just make a sub r/KeanuEncounters",
"Keanu is a mythical creature that sometimes grants us mere mortals with his presence",
"Thats a nice porn plot\n",
"Something something \"electrical infetterance\"",
"Jesus you’re about to crack 5000 subscribers and only three hours!?! Great job! Subscribed!",
"EVERY DAY IS RUSEV DAY PAL!",
"Would wouldn’t that kick a little ass",
"Lost 2 close friends to motorcycle accidents over the years but the thing that really made me say no was standing in a yard near a guy who had wiped out. Flight for life came in and I watched as they shut down the helicopter and pulled the sheet up.\n\nOnly person I have ever watched die and it still makes me uncomfortable to think about it.",
"I would be devastated if we found put Keanu was involved in some scandal. ",
"I wonder if he has a social media person who just searches for people talking about him. \n\n“Arnie, some guys on reddit are talkin shit, get in here!”",
"Santa Monica Blvd?",
"😂 ",
"#there is! it's @ r/keanubeingawesome",
"R/WildKeanuAppears",
"Yep. Street sign appears to read \"Ventura Blvd\"",
"Where isn't this man?!? Blessings, Keanu!",
"Keanu for pres 2020",
"Tell his butler, Keanu Jeeves. ",
"Damn, someone who relies on their face for their livelihood so much ought to be in a full-face.",
"I'd ask him if he wants to go on a long bicycle ride with me and some buddies. I can show him plenty of cool spots in the east midlands where we could grab a cup of tea and a bite to eat before riding again. Maybe go out of Belvoir Castle. Who knows? It'd be a blast. ",
"Gyroscopic forces surely aren't relevant else it would be really hard to move the handlebars. Bicycles stay up because of small movements of the steering (steering into the fall). My guess is the same for motorbikes",
"Came here for this. ",
"Too lazy to look, does Keanu have his own subreddit?\n\nCuz he should.",
"Brendan Frasier ",
"Hey ! Vsauce Michael here",
"[I like the sound of that!](https://youtu.be/zj0J-Uk5Iw4?t=53s)",
"ass-hole",
"I have met zero people who ride regularly who have not had accidents.\n\nThis, along with living in Miami, has deterred me from learning to ride.\n\nEven my father, who spent his entire youth riding in upstate New York, owned several bikes, and participated in the famed Crotana Midnight Run, gave up riding when he moved to Miami. I trust his judgement more than anyone's on this matter.",
"Is Keanu the new Bill Murray?",
"Man that tilted I adds so much tone to the little voice inside my head. ",
"lmao, i love you guys",
"I love how regular he is.",
"For about 15 years I’ve had an agreement with a good friend of mine; if i’m able to get a pic of Keanu and I playing air guitar (I must be in my Wyld Stallyns t-shirt) then I get a million bucks. That shirt has long since shrunk but I still hold out hope!",
"dude,\n\nWhoa\n\n**LMAO**!",
"I met Keanu Reeves in a line at an airport one time. He knocked over somebody's luggage in the most clumsy Keanu way and was super apologetic. Always nice to see famous people in the wild acting like a normal human",
"Friend of mine works in the motorcycle industry and has hung out with Keanu and he verifies he is a real cool guy. ",
"Yeah I'm surprised he's not on one of his companies bikes. Unless this is actually an older pic.",
"[The Sauce?](https://youtu.be/T_cQ_IZxDHY)",
"\"Anddd Iiiiiiii-eeee-iiiiiii.... will always.... love yoouuuu.... \"",
"/r/KeanuM",
"To clean the pollutants from Keanu's Reef",
"Definitely Gordon Ramsay, dude's on his 4th AmA and they're all hits.",
"Was there a glitch in the matrix and Neo is somehow stuck on reddit servers?\n\nEdit::\nThat Norton bike is nasty.",
"Knowing Keanu, he would probably make it happen somehow.",
"does gdk stand for god damn keanu?",
"Working Boots\nCombat Pants (Blue)\nLong Sleeve Shirt (Black)\nMotorcycle Helmet (lvl.1)\nWelcome to the Battleground",
"Outstanding!! I love Keanu so much. All this Keanu on Reddit is awesome, and this is my new favourite sub. \n\nI even have a Keanu themed bar in my shed.",
"g-go outside!",
"For me (in Michigan) it was 25 dollars to take the class over one weekend at a local community college. Books and bikes were provided. And they administer the written and practical exam so you don't have to take it at the DMV. You also get a high visibility vest which is apparently worth more than 25 dollars itself. Only thing you needed was a helmet and gear.\n\nI think the price has increased to 50 dollars since. But either way an incredible deal. Dealerships will offer the same class and try to charge hundreds of dollars for it.",
"If this dude knew how many creepy weirdos on reddit said this type of insane shit abt him....",
"How about when spez edited comments and got people ruffled for like a week?",
"Wearing his heart, on his Keanu sleeves",
"He truly is THE ONE.",
"The real question is, does he lane split?",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/RoastMe/comments/7ppba7/roast_us_all/?st=JCAPX9P9&sh=e303aa51",
"750 Commando. Nice choice. ",
"I feel like Keanu always makes the top page because hes just such a good dude we want to upvote him, regardless of how interesting the post is. Keanu eating a sandwhich? Fuck yeah upvote that dude is awesome",
"Reddit loves Keanu Reeves, then again, who doesn’t. ",
"I mean, it can't get much worse, I'd settle for anything.",
"\"Ok, so you have got some skills.\"",
"He seems like an amazing guy, he used to be the butt of many jokes way back when, I don’t see why...great man, actor, human being!",
"I want one too... wanna share one?",
"Like what's this guy doing? It sure isn't making movies tho.",
"I'm sure he will be elated about it",
"Cool, he's not riding one of their $80k choppers",
"Yeah most redditors are super hot women",
"I will never ever even be a fraction of how cool and amazing he is.",
"it does now",
"Gawd he's so hawt",
"I was still waiting for Hell in a Cell, tbh.",
"It's pretty great. Doesn't even need to be a fast bike. I have a small Rebel 250 for my commute to work and it's a blast most of the time. \n\nHighly recommend you take a motorcycle safety course over some weekend; costs a couple hundred to take, but will give you the basics of how to ride in a classroom setting and then you'll spend a couple of days out on a parking lot actually riding a bike. It will both give you the chance to test the waters in a safe setting AND equip you with a few basic skills that you wouldn't know from just watching youtube videos. ",
"It's okay, I get it. My username must be relevant for you.\n\nMotorcycles will self correct quickly, but they fall easily. The lean in turns can easily turn into a slide which will toss the rider and have the bike restabilize without them due to the gryoscopic forces. Those forces have nothing to do with making motorcycles \"stable\" as far as the rider is concerned. \n\nIf you really are a rider, then I have news for you. You will crash. It's coming for you, even if you are lying through your teeth saying it hasn't happened to you yet. You can't avoid or factor in everything that can go wrong. You will slip up or someone else will. \n\n",
"Always remember the context while you're reading a reply",
"Is there a Reeves movie coming out? He's been in the front page 3 times in the past week! ",
"Thanks! Subscribed! 😃",
"At lunch right now and was thinking Keanu would probably be the kind a person you would meet at a diner every morning to sit and quietly have coffee with. No talking, just quiet morning. Coming from a guy who hates the morning and I hate coffee just as much, but I would drink the fuck out of some coffee in the morning with Keanu.",
"A good friend of mine was killed on a moped, driving sensibly.\n\nMy kids can smoke whatever they want, but biking is the one thing I'll forbid. One loss is more than enough.",
"Upon Keanu, she deftly Queeves. ",
"whoa.",
"i think this man is too valuable to be riding a motorcycle",
"Sorry to hear that. I know a guy who lost his leg and like 4 others who have crashed.... So it's always seemed stupid to me tbh",
"McDonalds was to be ubiquitous with eating poorly. I should have made that more clear. I would also like to add that simply pointing out a fallacy, as a counterargument, in of itself is a fallacy. \n\nThe point of my argument, which was poorly thought out, is that you are more likely to injured from everyday actions that we take yet we do not stop to think about it. For an example, take flying. Some people will outright refuse to fly because of the potential to be life threating (like crashing mid-flight) but will happily sit for 6 hours straight watching TV/Streaming which has a much higher risk of injury or death. ",
"Coldwater Canyon and Ventura?",
"Doesn't look like him",
"I love your sense of coolness, Keanu, Murray and Pratchett, all in same sentence.",
"That blue street sign with white writing and border is the city of LA but I can't make out what street it is",
"It's spelled and pronounced \"stalker\".",
"Where did you see him? ",
"At this point I’m starting to think Keanu is just going up to random people telling them to take a pic and post it to Reddit",
"Can confirm - I have one in pieces somewhere. Well, most of the pieces. Couldn't find a headlight for the thing!",
"After which he works on his motorcycle, which gets Keanu Grease.",
"Wow this guy is really IN the matrix, He's fucking everywhere, seen it like 5 times in a week in reddit.",
">If you really are a rider, then I have news for you. You will crash. It's coming for you, even if you are lying through your teeth saying it hasn't happened to you yet. You can't avoid or factor in everything that can go wrong. You will slip up or someone else will.\n\nweird ",
"And attends motogp races from time to time.",
"Is that the Ralphs on Ventura and Coldwater Canyon?",
"exactly that. But not many people are capable to do what you did, some people get slightly more confident and... boom. ",
"Wish he would wear a full face Snell rated helmet at least... ",
"You're just asking to get throat punched. ",
"Wtf where isn’t this dude!",
"Restored vintage bikes like that ain't cheap either.",
"***WHAAT I DIDN'T KNOW HE'S FROM MY HOMETOWN??!?!***",
"Coldwater and Ventura in Studio City!\n\n",
"Does he know he has a following on reddit?",
"Why ruin it",
"Those are clearly denim jeans, not khakis.",
"There's a web series idea, Bill Murray and Keanu Reeves travel the country together meeting random people together and hanging out. They'll go to high school plays, local diners, town football games, water slide parks, small comedy clubs etc. They can ride a motorcycle with a side car in each location. ",
"Yeah, I get what you're saying. I feel like I'm old enough now to be sensible and not think about riding at or beyond my limits. I also live in a huge city where it wouldn't actually save me any time on a motorbike vs. a bicycle (which I ride daily), so it would only be for the weekends really. I'll get around to getting one eventually, maybe a ~300-500cc.",
"Should've been KeanuBeingKeanu :P",
"Reddit makes me feel like it’s only a matter of time until I bump into Keanu Reeves myself one day.",
"I feel like Keanu is taking the celebrity-you-have-random-encounters-with baton from Bill Murray.",
"Those boots are fire",
"The everyone in the world is his friend, he’s just trying to spend equal time with everyone ",
"Lmao Keanu Reeves is winning 2018 so far ",
"this guy is so cool. i wish i was his friend",
"Then why would Keanu acknowledge him?",
"He rides a Norton? Did not know that.",
"haha nicee",
"Mine is also my xbox tag and it was origanly guymannequin because i have an old department store mannequin and he has a myspace page and a facebook but ounce i played the shivering isle gate keeper i changed it to guythegatekeepr \n",
"reddit has made me appreciate this man so much. not only is he super cool in person, but he’s super cool in spite of having lived through some really rough shit.\n\nkeep the keanu karma rolling :)",
"We are a fickle lover.",
"How does everyone find this man? My sister saw him recently too",
"To be honest as an Asian it's Keanu Reaves.",
"Was this taken in Chatsworth California?",
"you said you were an ass before. what kind of things would you say to be an ass on your other account?",
"Are you speaking from experience, or just assuming? ",
"He’s the best human ",
"Are we just going to have a picture of him everyday of the year? ",
"It probably goes without saying but Keanu Reeves is a fucking national treasure.",
"Kinky ",
"Keanu Reeves 2020",
"Found the aviator",
"Looks like the Cold Water Canyon and Ventura Blvd intersection/Ralph's.",
"Pride and accomplishment, kEAnu receives ",
"Why is Keanu so popular on Reddit? I mean aside from just seeming like a really cool person. Is there some back story I don't know? ",
"Hey if you can link me that, I can link you what I said.\n\nIf I had a stalker, I wouldn't acknowledge them when they're taking a picture of me. C'mon now.\n\nEdit: oh shit, I was referencing another comment I made. Keanu encourages people to say hello.",
"Instantly subscribed! He's classy af",
"weird ",
"Can we make 2018 the year of Keanu?",
"ok so how does one say Keanu? tired of saying \"canoe\"....thank you. In advance, Sorry Mr. Reeves.",
"Before you get too ahead of yourself, go outside and take the tarp off of your mountain of money to let it air out. You wanna be old money, but you don't wanna seem like old money. ",
"Brendan got shooters, yo.",
"Those aren't all OP's photos.",
"Keanu is the Real people’s champion 😎",
"It's $250 here in VA. Still worth every penny.",
"NEO cryptocurrency is Da Hongfei.",
"I've been seeing a lot of Keanu on Reddit lately, I wonder if we should expect a new movie announcement?",
"Then, a sudden feeling of dread overcomes him, Keanu Weeps",
"Is there a movie where Keanu a child conceives?",
"I had a completely different experience with Keanu, personally.\n\nI saw Keanu Reeves at a grocery store in Los Angeles yesterday. I told him how cool it was to meet him in person, but I didn’t want to be a douche and bother him and ask him for photos or anything.\nHe said, “Oh, like you’re doing now?”\nI was taken aback, and all I could say was “Huh?” but he kept cutting me off and going “huh? huh? huh?” and closing his hand shut in front of my face. I walked away and continued with my shopping, and I heard him chuckle as I walked off. When I came to pay for my stuff up front I saw him trying to walk out the doors with like fifteen Milky Ways in his hands without paying.\nThe girl at the counter was very nice about it and professional, and was like “Sir, you need to pay for those first.” At first he kept pretending to be tired and not hear her, but eventually turned back around and brought them to the counter.\nWhen she took one of the bars and started scanning it multiple times, he stopped her and told her to scan them each individually “to prevent any electrical infetterence,” and then turned around and winked at me. I don’t even think that’s a word. After she scanned each bar and put them in a bag and started to say the price, he kept interrupting her by yawning really loudly.",
"*the Hero we need* - 2018 the year of Keanu.",
"how does this guy keep popping up on reddit and coming across as such a freaking nice guy.\n\nGuess I wont assume anything and ill just go with .. he is one cool and nice dude.",
"Can't speak for this guy...\n\nBut my dad would pick me up in full leather, rocking the foot-long beard, on his old shovel head. He was a dick. ",
"So, I get 2018 is Keanu Reeve's year? I love it.",
">*Found Keanu’s press secretary.",
"> usually will do it often\n\nHow often is often (and how crash is crash)? I've dropped my motorcycle twice for about 8 years of riding. And it was at speeds slower than walking and was caused by slippery road on mud and tram rails.",
"\"What's that mean?\"",
"Astride his Norton (no, not a Greeves).",
"Interesting he isn't driving one his own motorcycles - \n\nhttps://www.wired.com/video/2017/11/inside-keanu-reeves-custom-motorcycle-shop/\n\nhttps://www.archmotorcycle.com/\n",
"Jesus?",
"I put electronic ignition in my ‘67 BSA Lightning j restored last year. You would never know unless you took the points cover or seat off, and if someone cares fuck them because I want to ride my bike. Electronic ignition is the way to go as far as I’m concerned, unless you have a super rare 1 of bike. That should probably be restored back to the way it left the factory floor and not touched. ",
"+93k upvotes? What am I missing? I don't think I understand the Reddit.... ",
"that’s the Ralphs at Ventura and Coldwater. Someone just shot up the Petco there last night, if only Keanu had stuck around a little longer to go all John Wick on him.",
"Or his motorcycle companies?",
"Key-ah-nu is how I’ve always said it ",
"Rusev is selling timeshares on his days. Entrepreneurial Hoot",
"Nice Norton! Love that bike. ",
"He’s riding a kick ass bike! My old man had a 750 Norton!",
"And when they see him, Keanu freeze",
"I saw him on a park bench in Soho around canal street. Didn't want to bother the guy though. He was just chillin.",
"He'll find you when the time is right\n\n",
"I suddenly have the urge for some Cambodian breast milk",
"Was he naked? Sounds like something he'd do whilst hanging brain. ",
"A friend of mine does, he's a good guitarist (or is it Johnny Depp?)\n",
"I love my little flyshield. It moves the wind up off of your chest to your shoulders and head. To me it's a great compromise for someone like me who does a 120 mile commute every day.\n",
"Kinda looks like Vsauce ",
"how could anyone recognize him like that? ",
"So awesome, I read he's a down to earth guy. Must be a great experience to meet him around.",
"proof....?",
"Ooooo Dave Grohl is gonna be sooo pissed",
"Is it me or does he look oversized on this bike, like he's a real man on a kid's bike?",
"Maybe the traffic lights where he lives are like the ones where I live; I could write a fucking opera while waiting.",
"Same here! Been looking for one on amazon and they are still too expensive. ",
"[What Keanu sees](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t2FMSnl8qOY)",
"Umm, running into the same person once or twice because you frequent the same bar or gym is one thing. \"Randomly running into\" a celebrity and filming him on multiple occasions, then posting to Reddit is something else.\n\nAre you the one who took the video and other candid shots? ",
"My worst imagination is coming true Keanu is everywhere. ",
"Why does Reddit have a hard on for Keanu all the sudden?",
"Amending plan*\n\n* Step 0: Get money",
"I thought Keanu lived in Manhattan and donated most of his money towards a cancer foundation because of hi sister?\n\nI may be wrong about some of what I said if I am please correct me.",
"General rule of thumb is that most people do crash their first bike. I was t-boned on my Ducati and flipped over the bars, helmet hit their windshield and I landed on my back in someone’s yard. But I love riding, it’s the intense feeling of being in absolute control and being totally focused in on the moment. ",
"Honestly thought this was Markiplier until I read the title",
"Party on Garth.",
"This man is a legend. I aspire to be like him one day. ",
" If you read your link, you would see that 2/3 of 3/4 or 1/2, aka 50%, are the fault of someone else. The other 25% involved another car but was the motorcyclists' fault. So half, not a vast majority. ",
"Is he taking over bodies like an agent? I see him everywhere!",
"I will say the technology has made a hell of a difference. I have an 83 Honda 1100 inline 4 power cruiser and a 2016 V-twin sport bike. On the new bike I have about twice as much power, but also ABS, traction control, steering damper, great suspension, wheelie control... some of them now even have cornering ABS. This makes for a bike that does NOT feel twice as difficult to ride. ",
"He seems like such a cool down to earth guy IRL\n\nAlso, love that bike! ",
"Why not a PR cat?",
"I wish he wouldn't ride motorcycles. I'd like him to be around longer. ",
"Why make such a big deal out of it? There are millions of ordinary people who do good things all the time, some do even better things. I know reddit is full of pathetic sycophants but at least have some self reflection. ",
"I saw him riding a different Norton on the PCH highway many years ago. I'm sure he must have a fleet of those bikes.",
"The year of the reeves ",
"I'd love to ride with him, he sounds like a great road buddy. ",
"Yea build him up and up and up. And then what will happen?",
"I think it's just because he's leaning forward, so his head looks bigger than it should compared to his body.",
"DONT CROSS THE STREAMS!",
"<everyone will crash their bikes and usually will do it often>\n\nabsolute nonsense\n\n",
"Holy shit 96k likes in 3 hours! If there is one thing reddit can agree on it’s Keanu ",
"Hmm. [Do we want to risk breaking the internet?](http://i.lvme.me/8eihdq9.jpg)",
"Your both right for your given domains. \nBelow a certain speed (usually quoted as 15-23mph) the motorcycle will behave like a bicycle (push to steer). Over that speed the gyroscopic forces of the wheels turning will tend to push the bike back upright when it is leaned into a turn. A motorcycle is much easier to control at faster speeds because then your counter-steering (you pull the handlebar on the same side as you turn). ",
"Until you're in hour 8 of day 4, and you're moving at 80 ! Then, the shield helps. ",
"That Norton has to be pretty special .",
"I wonder if he likes pot",
"He does have great taste on motorcycles",
"I was like 90% sure this story was going to end with that damn announcer's table that Mankind plummeted through after the Undertaker through him off Hell in a Cell in 1998",
"That's often to me. Or 2 times a year or so, especially when starting out. Luckily it always seems to be at slow turns from water or oil and not something high speed.",
"I nominate Keanu Reeves as the face of Reddit, 2018!",
"Utah! Give me two.",
"Goddamn that's a beautiful bike.",
"Does he kno da wae\n",
"Your campaign has written itself. *starts slow clap*",
"Keanu Reeves wears a helmet while riding a motorcycle. No one can ever say they are “too cool for a helmet” after this.",
"Crossed the country a couple years ago, including the N-S breadth of wyoming, and decided to only clean the top of my screen for the whole trip, by the time I got home, I had a solid 1/8\" of bug goop covering the lower sections. ",
"A Norton. Good man. ",
"We need a WheresReeves.com lol or maybe r/wheresreeves",
"Adam Savage",
"Gotta look alive at the stop lights in LA. Plus OP potentially spotting him prior to red light, prepped the camera for the stop. ",
"Thought it was Michael from Vsauce",
"When you leave your room",
"Bill Murray beat his wife though. So good guy may not be the right phrase. But he is loved.",
"^^^(lqtm)",
"You had me worried there for a split second.",
"I’d love if by the end of 2018 the top 10 posts of Reddit were pictures of Keanu Reeves.",
"Woah",
"Yeah, this shit is crazy. Anything remotely Keanu = front page material.",
"Isn't this the Shawn Michaels pasta?",
"Rusev Vs Reeves at WRESTLEMANIA!!!!\n\nWWE's answer to Omega Vs Jericho",
"Hold up. You've never had road rash? You've literally never skidded out? I feel like you've got to be ignoring a few times by way of dismissive logic \"it wasn't my fault.\" \"I did it intentionally to avoid an accident\" etc.\n\nI could totally be wrong, but you'd be the first I've ever heard of to ride a bike for a while without ever having any of that. In which case, good on you, mate",
"That's Coldwater and Ventura.",
"Coldwater Canyon and Ventura blvd? ",
"Keanu with genuine cooperation and setting the example for motorbike helmet sagety. Double whammy. God damn it, so wholesome ",
"Does he play bass with a pick?",
"Yeah that's Keanu Reeves alright. Again. \n\nWhy do people think this fucking guy needs to be on here every day?",
"He sees everything. He’s... in the Matrix.",
"Apparently you've cleverly avoided him every time, because it's hell in a cell.",
"Just watched it a few hours ago before bed for the first time ",
"Yeah, ABS would be a night and day difference for a lot of riders. The difficulty in having to alternate braking is just too much for a human to handle in the split seconds you have when something jumps out in front of you. It's so easy to enter a power slide from instinctively yanking the breaks and forgetting to alternate the front and back levers and ABS would be such a necessary upgrade to make riding safer. Traction control sounds like it would be incredibly helpful as well, but I have no idea how that is handled on a motorcycle",
"What’s with all the random Keanu sightings lately ? \n\nEdit: iPhone thumbs.",
"He's the coolest. Am I right?",
"but were you riding too?",
"I rode with Keanu through the hills of Malibu once, from Neptune's Net on Pacific Coast Highway, up to Mulholland Drive and past the Rock Store. \n\nWell, okay, maybe he didn't know we were riding together since I was about 100 yards behind him the whole way, but I knew. We were bros for a day.",
"Why would you care? Lol",
"Sure, why not ",
"There's a reflection in his eye-ware. Someone enhance that shit.",
"They probably noticed him at a prior light and followed him to the next one to get the photo..",
"On one of his typewriters?",
"I've flown before. Also skydived. It doesn't feel like you would think in your head it would. Motorcycle does more imo. ",
"The similarities are pretty good. Thought it was really him for a minute.",
"Actually it was very sincere but it is hard to portray sincerity through text so I can definitely see how you may come to that conclusion.",
"So all I need to do to get 100k upvotes is to take a picture of a celebrity on a motorcycle?\nI wonder if anyone would catch on if I just took old pics of famous people from Google or something and put the caption \"look who I ran into today\" ",
"How much do they cost",
"WILD STALLIONS! ",
"*Whoa...*",
"This saint of a man would not be gawking at women at a stop light. He is too pure for that. ",
"Hey, Hey, Hey , \"You got any of that-weed?\"",
"get out!",
"Is he becoming the new Bill Murray? ",
"Can anyone explain the Keanu Reeves obsession in Reddit right now? I'm a bit lost.\n",
"I feel as if Keanu is reaching Bill Murray status, whereas he is instant loved by everyone he comes across. He's earned it too, the man's saint-like.",
"Lol",
"Man, Keanu reeves is probably the coolest dude ever.",
"By the amount of recent pictures of Keanu, I’m convinced there are at least 8 of him.",
"Source?",
"Keanu Reeves is like a best friend that you never met!",
"He was on the way to Michaels to meet his friend Dave.",
"\nLet me google that for you...\nhttp://lmgtfy.com/?q=norton+commando+price",
"Probably not Keanu but his PR firm.",
"Thanks man at work can't be caught",
"Just look for the sweet vintage Norton. ",
"[This is necessary viewing.](https://i.imgur.com/qXaoDxI.gifv)",
"The upvotes on this post are going up like the price of bitcoin.",
"very cute",
"On mine it also has a \"rain mode\" where it's limited to 100hp and has more aggressive traction control, and relaxed throttle response. Pretty amazing really. ",
"Is a goodboi 11/10",
"At his local store, Keanu Thieves. ",
"Okay...this is getting out of hand.",
"What city was this in? LA?",
"What movie does this guy have coming out soon? It’s been nothing but Keanu Reeves on the front page for a week.",
"In 30 years of riding, I've been in two accidents. Walked way from both. Yeah, they hurt but nothing terrible. In 30 years of riding, I've lost one friend. And had one friend lose a foot (but they reattached it)",
"Norton Commando, that's pretty cool! \n\nI like Keanu Reeves, because he's almost never in the celebrity media, yet he's a really good actor. He's perfect for the Matrix. Sorry Keanu, apart from that I've only ever seen Speed! Still though, the Matrix trilogy is one of my favorites, so.",
"Eh, a lot of people who get into riding are morons and kind of have it coming. Especially in the US where there's very little regulation on required training, which bikes you're allowed to buy, and the gear you're required to wear. In this country it's legal for a 16 year old to buy a 200mph Hayabusa and ride it around in shorts and a T-shirt (and without a helmet in some states). In Europe \"bikers\" don't have quite the same reputation as they do in the US because of education and regulation. ",
"until the Mongolians of \"good guys\" show up: the #meToo movement. ",
"Why is this guy such a meme on reddit? I see posts about him all of the time.",
"yep, just like how he described his parents \"death\" to surfer lady in point break.",
"Man the pressure on the poor guy. If past cases are anything to go by, he'll slip up like a human just once and then get a slew of disappointed hate online. Which he wouldn't get if he hadn't built a rep for being awesome...",
"Does he have any idea how much we love him here at Reddit?",
"You've been down that road Neo. You know where it leads.",
"its actually a flat tracker not cafe racer",
"Uses reddit...\n\nOr\n\nSuper hot woman...\n\n\nPick one\n\n\n\n\n^^^/s",
"Is that why you’re practically stalking him?",
"This guy is killing it, absolute fan favorite of reddit.\n\nEdit: too many plurals",
"There are only 3 celebrities that I would love to just have as friends. Thats Dave Chappelle, LeBron James Keanu Reeves. These guys seem cool as hell. ",
"That motorcycle stuff is cool.\n\nYou know, the problem with cruisers/choppers is there's no elegance or self-control. Mostly they are garish, obnoxious, inefficient, ugly, over-compensating.../r/ATBGE stuff. \n\nIt says a lot about Keanu where he can make...I dunno, a 2.0L V-Twin cafe racer and me not go \"YOU RUINED THE ENTIRE POINT\" and say \"wow, he took what he liked and made it bigger and it works.\"\n\nAlthough it's funny to see him on such a small bike.",
"Party on Wayne! ",
"Yeah... Fuck Wyoming wind. It doesn't matter what road you are on they all have their secret \"Haha Fooled you\" stretches. \n\n\n\nSource: Grew up in the \"Equality State\" \n\n\nThe stretch from Wheatland to Chugwatter is my favorite \"Fuck you\" from nature. That one mile between the wind socks can be nuts. I saw at least a dozen trucks taking naps on the side of the road one fine Friday many years ago",
"I love the fact he is riding that Norton over one of the Arches.",
"That a very liberal use of the word 'meeting'.",
"How is this different from scratching your car's bumper every now and then? My car damage costs (like scratched bumper or worn suspension) are a lot higher than motorcycle ones and I mostly ride, for example.\n\nCrash is a loud word for someone outside a motorcycle world.",
"Is there a subreddit for Keanu spottings?",
"This guy likes motorcycles? now I respect him even more.",
"If you look closely, the light *did* change. I downvote driving pics like this automatically. The subject is irrelevant. ",
"YESSSSSSS\n",
"Electric makes that even better in my experience. ",
"It's almost like your brain does that automatically when you know who said quoted text. How are people still blown away by this? ",
"The forces that apply to motorbikes are the exact same forces that apply to bicycles. That's why for motorbikes you effectively cannot turn the handlebars more than a degree or two above 35 km/h or so.\n\nYes, \"steering into the fall\" is a correct-ish way to talk about at-speed countersteering. Which is necessary and possible because of said stability from the gyroscopic forces from the wheels and engine.\n\n[Countersteering](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C848R9xWrjc)\n\nOnce you get a bicycle up to those speeds you effectively cannot turn the handlebars either and instead start using countersteering rather than turning the handlebars.",
"Higher speeds it's push to steer, refered to as countersteering. You press on the bar in the direction you want to go.\n\nLook right, press right (with right hand), go right.",
"I read it in morgan freeman's voice",
"Seeing a rhyme reused, Keanu Seethes.",
"Keanu Revves",
"He is truly living life to the fullest.",
"He should really be wearing a full face helmet. \nAll the gear all the time. ",
"Wander.",
"His license plate is NEO",
"Elon Musk",
"Why can't I meet anyone cool or influential? ",
"Is it just me or does he look high af",
"Keanu Reeves should just have his own sub reddit of him doing Keanu shit",
"Subscribed thanks. ",
"Reddit *is* the gateway to the matrix.",
"There should be . .along with GPS mapping",
"Brit writes: the excellent bike that Keanu Reeves is riding in the picture above is not a cafe racer. \nIt doesn't have cafe racer configuration. \nActually riders of British bikes (and not really manufacturers) \"started\" the movement - with BSAs / Triumphs / Nortons etc. - originally it was an aftermarket / custom culture. Some early cafe racers were hybrid bikes, made from, say, a Triumph and a Norton, or a BSA and a Triumph (\"Tritons\" or \"Tribsas\") The term was originally pejorative, referring to guys that perhaps spent more time in cafes than actual racing. \nThere *were* cafe racer Nortons (like the 1972 Production Racer / the 1974 John Player Norton), and there of course were many custom cafe racer Commandos (a simple image search for Norton Commando 750 cafe racer will illustrate this), but again: the specific bike Reeves is riding in the picture is *not* a cafe racer. ",
"Wow I 100% relate to everything he said right there maybe that’s just part of the phase of riding, like growing up",
"While unabashedly on Reddit...?",
"You idiot he's looking at him bcuz he's taking the picture you are so stupid",
"riding bikes is fun, got to drive a harley for a few hours, it was a blast. but i will never own a bike. why? because when you get in an accident with another vehicle you don't win, even if you do everything correctly.",
"Acknowledging your very existence is good enough.",
"How awesomely cool🙂",
"You don't walk away with road rash from dinging a bumper. \n\nI'm not a spokesperson for riders of america so I don't give a shit about crash being loud or not. I just told my experience and the experience of others I knew along with the factual information I have as honestly as I could. I don't care if people walk away afraid or enthralled with motorcycles, that's up to them.",
"Tough to say... the one he is on goes from anything between $3k to $15k, depending on condition, bells/whistles, who restored it, and how \"original\" it is. Knowing him and how into bikes he is, his is probably closer to $30k.\n\nThe *new* Nortons can be had for about $18k and up, and they are absolutely gorgeous bikes. But it's just not the same as riding a vintage bike, they don't have the \"soul\" the old bikes have. There is just something about old bikes...",
"He still has that bike. Classic.",
"I feel the same way when I see posts about people recognizing someone.\n\nI go to a lot of music festivals and try to get up close to the stage when I’m really excited about a particular band.\n\nDays later when I’m going through social media and articles looking at people’s videos and pictures from the festival, I’ll see that I was standing right next to or in front of some models/celebrities and never even realized it.",
"Norton 750 - awesome!",
"My dad has that bike too, all the parts are in boxes in his garage though. It’s been an ongoing project to rebuild since before I was born...I’m 36.",
"I like to think he's just happy to see someone who knows/likes him as a fan.",
"Thanks no Keanu Reeves....that’s tha FU-KING BOOGEYMAN",
"Where he is greeted by his butler Keanu Jeeves",
"[Ventura Blvd. & Coldwater Canyon Ave.](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.14511,-118.4136153,3a,75y,193.22h,90.33t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC5p5RmpZdhVjzKcs_Kf4Qg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656)",
"Why isn't there a sub for Keanu in public?",
"Right? Vintage bikes just have a soul that makes them a truly unique experience to own and ride. Can't explain it...",
"Neo is also trending on /r/CryptoCurrency",
"\n[genuinely being a good person](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2vYqjERnE)",
"So, I'm a straight man and can admit he's hot. Its the Damn truth!",
"He's Canadian? That explains everything.",
"turns off his phone, Keanu sleeps",
"Superb!",
"How'd you even recognize him in traffic? Did you recognize the bike or something?",
"Maybe we're all really in the Matrix and he's able to login where he needs to be in order to take cool pictures or be awesome to people. ",
"A Norton! That man has taste!",
"Naw man he's posing when they asked him if they could take a picture.. because he's just a cool guy... He doesn't show any annoyance towards his fans ...the epitome of a good celebrity...",
"haha awesome",
"He has good taste in classic bikes. Cool dude. Always seems to be riding from all the posts I see of him on a bike or holding his helmet somewhere else. ",
"OMG! I fainted.",
"[even around other celebrities](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xg2vYqjERnE)",
"Keanu is obviously karmanaut",
"Another reason to love Keanu :-)",
"I think I'd cry from the sheer awesome. I might be tearing up now thinking about how happy Dave Grohl would be in a bouncy house. ",
"I had an accident on my motorcycle going 15mph max, slid on some gravel, broke my leg and spent 12 weeks unable to bear weight. \n\nThere are many situations where you'd have a potential accident on a motorcycle that would never happen in a car, and for every car accident the same accident on a motorcycle would be far, far more dangerous. Wreck a car going 20 and you might have whiplash, wreck a motorcycle going 20 and you could have anything from skin ripped off half your body to permanent brain damage or death.\n\nRiding a motorcycle is a lot of fun, but it's incredibly dangerous. Wear every bit of gear you can - full face helmet, abrasion-resistant jacket with elbow, shoulder, and back armor, abrasion-resistant pants with knee/hip pads, gloves with knuckle armor and palm sliders, and leather boots with a steel shank and ankle armor/support. Wear your gear all the time.",
"I've never gone down, at all, ever.\n\nI ride defensively and endeavor to stay actively aware of my surroundings. And I usually ride a 90 hp naked sport bike. My \"chicken strips\" are about 1.5cm as well.\n\nA lot of people just aren't careful or get complacent. Part of my staying upright for so long is luck, sure. But the rest is me being a careful rider. Even so I always ride in 2 piece leathers, a SNELL helmet, boots and armored gloves. I've known a couple of people who have gone down. Thankfully I haven't as of yet. But if I do I'll be as protected as I can be.\n\nYeah, though, thanks. I hope that things stay this way.",
"This pun thread, Keanu Reeves",
"Yea, until just about everyone on the road you encounter tries to kill you. (Been a rider for 28 years, seriously considering hanging it up. My CB600F waits for me in the garage, but the combo of cell phones and SUV's, man...that's some bad mojo for riders.)",
"I worry about those when I cross a street too. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/dnZWUxM.gifv",
"This pun thread, Keanu Reeves",
"Looking at OP's profile, I'm guessing for the karma.",
"You should check out him and his buddies motorcycle company. They make some pretty slick looking bikes.",
"When autumn approaches, it's keanus leaves. ",
"> six of the seven continents.\n\nWhich one did you skip?",
"Hes everywhere!!",
"He really is a fucking awesome guy",
"Def him",
"Geezer ",
"That’s Ventura Blvd in Studio City!!! ",
"And r/thedennis",
"Keanu opened the gift, & found 7 wii's!",
"Or someone else on a hot motorcycle/car",
"I don't think OP has ever actually met Keanu or seen him in person, just posted his pics to reddit for the karma.",
"duuuude on wanna play keanu in ice hockey... I think I could take him. ",
"!redditgarlic",
"Learn how to rhyme.",
"I'm just waiting for people to turn on him a few months down the road. ",
"Your saying to push on the opposite bar then normal. It's still pull steer you just passing on the other side.\n\nIt is still a counter intuitive action.\n\n",
"He rustles the bushes, Keanu bees!",
"Keanu seems like he genuinely loves being recognized. Seems like an all around wholesome guy. ",
"He actually looks happy in this one. Probably because he could speed off immediately after.",
"Holy shit that's adorable. Makes me love both of them even more.",
"He is the Tom Hanks of his generation.",
"he looks like markiplier ",
"Maybe if you learned how to rhyme. ",
"You forgot Bob Ross!",
"I wonder if KR uses Reddit, upvotes the post, and is one of the comments that gets buried away :( \"Hey guys that's me!\"",
"I scrolled down to make sure it didn't.",
"I like this guy. He seems so approachable and inviting. ",
"This man is a fucking legend",
"Okay Reddit I'm finally going to ask: what's up with Keanu Reeves and Reddit? For the past couple weeks I have been frequently almost daily seeing him on the front page",
"Keanu has good taste in motorcycles, they look great.",
"This guy's life must be very different from what it was a few years ago, now that pretty much everyone in the world's figured out he's a damned decent dude.\n\nHe's enjoying a *Keanussaince*!\n\n(I'll see myself out.)",
"Is it just me, or does he always seem lost?",
"That’s John wick....",
"Looks more like the vsause guy",
"HE'S SMILEING ",
"If it were not for Keanu I would have no hope for humanity given the state of the entertainment industry. Thank you Keanu.",
"Mr.Wick was hunting",
"Where the hell do you people live where you keep running into this guy? Posts of random encounters with him seem pretty common",
"Love Nortons! He has class and style. Supposedly a nice guy also.",
"ITT, we learn that a lot of people don't know how to rhyme. ",
"Where he relaxes and Keanu breathes.",
"Will give gold if you run publicly. x3 if you post a video of you on the news for election reasons. x10 if you win",
"\"I know rappers that call paparazzi to cone and get em, to show they outfits off, guess they need the attention\"",
"Just one time I want to meet him. One of the very, very few celebrities I want to meet. ",
"Is this on coldwater canyon?",
"Keanu is becoming like some omnipresent creature of goodness. He's everywhere just being a good guy.",
"Well your username alone would get my vote at this point lol. Please, someone rational!",
"Wow! That’s amazing! Want to know a cool fact about our friend Keanu? Keanu loves Pepsi®️ and drinks it at every meal! We met with Keanu back in 2015 and he told us that he loves our product Pepsi®️ more than anything in the whole world! Want to be more like Keanu? Take the “red pill”, or a sip of Pepsi®️ and see how deep the rabbit hole goes.\n\nDelicious. Refreshing. Pepsi®️.",
"For real, what is happening? Its like reddit is a K-Reeves Advent Calendar or something.",
"Papa Keanu is reddits new Terry Crews",
"Keanu say cheese",
"Did Keanu Reeves take some kind of master class in appearing affable in photos? When you looked at this photo, didn't you think \"what a nice man\"? How does he do that? He's just sitting on a bike at traffic lights.",
"Dooloodooloo do!",
"Hey Vsauce, Micheal here",
"Who is that? And why does anyone care more than the next person?",
"In the red dress.",
"It doesn't make you feel less good when you know the story is a lie? And that the user is playing off of people's emotions to generate traffic to their subreddit?",
"Why didn't you guys make love in Africa? ",
"Damn, he's got some good game too. \"Hey, girl, teach me how to ride.\"",
"I’m reading everything in this thread in his voice, I even read what I’m writing now in his voice",
"I wouldn’t recognize him if I saw him somewhere, I guess I don’t idolize celebrities as we don’t really know them.",
"Do you forget the time he breastfed a baby?",
"/u/ibleeeedkeanu",
"I swear this guy is everywhere. I'm convinced there are multiple Keanus.",
"How is everyone meeting this vampire? ",
"it's a copy pasta I've seen it a few times with other names not sure the origin though",
"Nice to see him practicing ATGATT.\n\nApparently he's one of those celebs who have a great reputation for acting \"normal\" and is pretty cool around regular people.\n\nI should probably re-watch \"Devil's Advocate\" cause I wouldn't mind if that Mailbox Money fed his Norton habit.\n\n",
"Cool",
"Don't tell me what to do.\n\n\n\n\n^^^^You ^^^^too ^^^^<3",
"Neo, so hot right now.",
"That’s some matrix shit ",
"Keanu Bless",
"Yeah fair enough. It's just not for me I guess ",
"Thanks, I knew I butchered that explanation. I'll edit mine. ",
"The ox knows its owner,\nand the ass its master's crib;\nbut Israel does not know,\nmy people does not understand.\n\nIsaiah 1:3",
"/r/pics is well on its way to becoming /r/picturesofKeanuReeves",
"He seems like such a chill guy. From his interviews, he sounds like he has a strange sense of humor lol.",
"Keanu is one of the coolest motorcycling celebs there is ",
"People here seem to only shit talk those who can't do anything back. Spez still runs the show unfortunately so",
"I came to make the same comment and inquire as to why?",
"Keanu and the Rock should do a movie together, they seem to be two of the nicest guys on Hollywood.",
"Fuuck.Yall are silly.",
"He seems like a legit cool head observer",
"He doesn't even have a spleen anymore",
"This guy's everywhere",
"You seem surprised. This is a social media site after all. Probably here to peddle his latest Bob Candle action movie installment. ",
"he's clearly the most loved human being on planet earth",
"Can we make Keanu Reeves the face of reddit",
"This guy is just too cool.",
"Reddit has turned into a Keanu Reeves sighting page.",
"How is this man so cool?!",
"Keanu Reeves will always be a cool fucking guy. I like how he tried his best to pose and smile for the picture.",
"Dwayne Johnson is a gimmick character, not a serious actor.\n\nIf Keanu Reeves values his career, he wouldn’t even consider taking a role with Dwayne Johnson.",
"If you are serious, and need a stylist, I will work for free. Additionally, I can type 80 wpm, speak two versions of English (WASP and AAVE), have a ton of contacts in New Hampshire, and I read Art of the Deal. PM me, brah!",
"Praise him.",
"We need some Keanu Reeves themed [Reaper](https://overwatch.gamepedia.com/Reaper) voice lines\n\n>**^Happy ^Keaunu ^Day**\n\n\n>**^You ^have ^my ^car**\n\n\n>**^CLICK**\n\n\nReaper: \n>**^Roadhog ^... ^Ever ^use ^a ^pencil?**\n\nRoadhog: \n**It BROKE** **^ha^*hahaha***\n\n>**^Consider ^this ^a ^*personal* ^courtesy**\n\n\nSoldier:\n“Reeves, there’s still a part of you that’s not so different. They still call you the boogeyman”\n\nReaper:\n**^Who ^is ^Reeves?**",
":: shakes hands ::\n\nThank you for your support, citizen. ",
"Shit, you have time to watch 6 movies today? Color me jealous.\n\nUnless it's due to a disability or something really tragic, in which case I apologize and hope you enjoy your movies.\n\nWell, I hope you enjoy them either way.",
"He’s riding a Norton Commando 750. That was my dad’s bike and he loved it. Always having starter issues though. You have to step down on a kick lever to start it up. ",
"He is so cute, lol",
"The Norton 700 Commando is one of the coolest bikes to ride ever. Even without Keanu sportin' one. Amazing power for late 60's/early 70's 4-stroke tech, and they actually handled very well relative to what else was available at the time. Definitely an underappreciated bike at the time.",
"Dude just oozes COOL on a Kung Fu master level....see what I did there",
"We pretty much track his movements through sightings of him on Reddit, no?",
"Sorry if I got my words mixed up but you're correct, it's not a cafe racer Reeves is riding. It is however the earliest influence for the culture and style.",
"Is he *really* rolling commando-style though? Inquiring minds want to know! ",
"Maybe he split himself into may Neos like the agent did in the Matrix",
"This cycle is one bitch to turn \tover. But you probably don't know about motorcycles. ",
"I don't see Mr. Rogers in this list.",
"\"It's nice to be nice to the nice.\" Frank Burns, M*A*S*H",
"Hmm. I don't think I've ever been on the news and since I don't seek the camera I've noticed that any time a newspaper takes a picture where I'm volunteering I'm always just outside the picture frame. So....I fail. Sorry :(",
"Why are we now obsessed with Keanu\nDid I miss something ",
"Why is everyone meeting Keanu recently?",
"Excellent! *air guitar solo*",
"This guy is a treasure I love him",
"we only get 5. if it was 10, i think he would make the cut along with bob ross",
"I love him too.",
"Thought it was Lester Freeman",
"Because of all of these Keanu pics in here recently, last night I had a dream that I met him. Thanks. :)\n\nEdit: I should clarify...didn’t meet him, SAW him (in a NY bookstore) but didn’t say anything because I didn’t want to bother him. ",
"I know where that is! Ventura Blvd. and Laurel Canyon. ",
"I feel like I’ve been seeing a lot of random Keanu Reeves run-ins lately ",
"Got a Mario amiibo and 2 Luigis",
"Keanu searched the internet. Asked Jeeves. ",
"I like the fact that he's in this place in the universe where he honestly does what he wants. He rides the bike he wants to ride, not one that's necessarily \"cool\" like a chopper or crotch rocket. He looks like he's having a great time enjoying his ride. He probably has a stable of bikes and that day he chose the classic bike with the classic helmet and goggles to go along with it. \n\nEdit: he's wearing safety glasses not goggle, still looks like a great time.",
"His dad is a real deadbeat piece of shit. Why Keanu turned out so good I have no idea.\n\nhttp://archives.starbulletin.com/2001/04/22/features/story1.html",
"My Keanu voice is pretty much the same as my Steven Seagal voice. ",
"<3\n\nCurrently in Illinois (Born in Texas, raised in Louisiana, career in Illinois). I haven't planned to run for anything yet. I have had breakfast with Senator Durbin due to a silent auction item I won at a charity for cancer research and I won it again this year so will be again. \n\nHeh as far as stylists go first I need to get back in shape. I injured by back a few years ago playing sports and put on a lot of weight afterwards...",
"What's ATGATT?",
"Maaaaaan, I wanna randomly meet Keanu somewhere. He seems cool and up for a bit of fun with fans",
"My dad has that exact bike. Beautiful and when it ran, it was the greatest bike of all time....when it ran.....",
"Excellent. ",
"Jeez LoReeves you guys ",
"Did Keanu reeves recently come out of hibernation? ",
">Riding your bike is one of the greatest things you can do to clear your head and just feel the speed and the motion\n\nThis is the reason I myself got into motorcycles. I had a motorcycle license before I had a car license (and being in New England where you can only ride 7 or 8 months a year, This seemed silly). \n\nBut, to get out on the road with only your thoughts, the sights, sounds and feeling of freedom helped me get through some dark times. \n\nI really like that he’s down to earth about riding (and apparently also everything else in his life)",
"Geo",
"Short term... Double hyena recovery (my 3 yr old's pronunciation).\n\nBut yeah. Funny enough, I'd forgotten a young Will Macy was in this... Hilarious. ",
"A fair amount of bike accident are because he riders can’t take a corner at high speed ( quite often the bike can but the rider bails because of fear) and it’s also a good thing to remember a lot ( if not the majority) of fatal accidents are because motorcycles are not as visible as larger vehicles, and car drivers pull out or turn in front of them , so heads up car drivers and look out for bikes turning across the road, and bike riders keep that thought in mind when turning across the road or passing any junction, especially just as you leave a built up area. Wear a bright yellow or orange helmet and clothes if you are concerned about being seen. Other than that bike are great!",
"don't. shit is too dangerous. not worth it imo. \n\nsource: almost died on motorcycle. I can only be grateful that I'm a huge gear whore and was decked out in super expensive riding protective gear.\n\nthat said.. adderall + motorcycle + good earbuds + Odesza = best feeling ever",
"We need to start a Keanu Scrapbook. ",
"lol YES!",
"Everytime I see him show up on Reddit, I’m convinced more and more that he’s a national treasure. #KeanuReeves4President ",
"We must protect Keanu Reeves at all costs.",
"Hopefully not the, \"I used to get out on the road with the bike and just go as fast as I could and basically let it all out on the road\", part.\n\nBy my office, there are three crosses on the side street, all of which are motorcycle deaths. Its a long street with light traffic, so kids come by on their bikes and punch it. We heard one of them smack into the side of a work van, dead on impact.",
"Should have made the South Park Harley noise at him. Keanu is looking fine in all these photos pop'n up. Meow.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/RzmUob02pQk",
"I don't understand why people don't think they need full face helmets. [You have twice as high chance of head injury or disfigurement with half-helmet.] (https://academic.oup.com/ije/article/40/3/794/746475) And a man as handsome as that guy, I don't get why he doesn't want to protect his face. I ride with full safety gear just because I've been down before, and I know how it is. ",
"I had a similar experience with Lawrence Fishburn once. Nice shot!",
"Keanu is cool, but omg that old Norton is a dream. ",
"\"Sorry about your dog!\"",
"Having owned two original 850 commandos, I would have to agree about the \"soul\"",
"Yeah, definitely this ralphs.",
"Anyone else hear his laugh when reading “(laughs)”?",
"Much more friendly than Shia",
"That bit about it first being an ironic insult is apocryphal and, the fact that there is only one source of that, most likely wrong. \n\nNo precursor or early period writings use the phrase in that manner. It wasn't until pop sci published it that it became \"known.\" Of course, a small group of friends may have said that, but the term wasn't in general or massive use in that manner.",
"It’s like a game of Where’s Waldo: Keanu Edition, and I love it.",
"I guess 1969 Ford Mustang is not the sh*t anymore",
"If someone is already taking your photograph at a traffic stop what is the thing to do? I feel like this is him just dealing with having random people take your photo without always asking. \n\nI for one would hate this and am assuming this is just his way of dealing with it but maybe he's ok with it, I don't know. ",
"Oh my god, he shook my hand!! Won't wash it again!",
"The more I see of Keanu on Reddit, the more I am sure of two things.\n\nThe first is that he is either a time traveler, an immortal being, or some kind of temporal anomaly.\n\nAnd more seriously, the second is that on a scale from one to ten, where a one is literally Hitler and ten is Tom Hanks, he ranks about a 9.5.",
"He said he wasn't sad, he was just enjoying lunch.",
"Let me know when you are ready, tiger! I also speak Spanish. Maybe, I could be your KellyAnne Conway? Currently registered as a Repub, but can change to Independent or Democrat if necessary.",
"Is that cold water canyon and Ventura?",
"I WANNA MEET KEANU",
"Your going to jinx this guy with all the Reddit publicity and he's going to have some crazy accident. Don't say I didn't warn you!",
"Jesus this guy is everywhere ",
"He's experiencing Neeson syndrome",
"He has appeared in two pictures within this one week! Is he everywhere",
"I'd imagine there isn't much reliable data on the subject, considering 1-person slips and falls probably don't get reported very often at all.",
"This post led me down the rabbit hole to this, \n\nhttps://youtu.be/o0u4M6vppCI\n\nWTF",
"Or publicist.",
"And like the Greyjoys of old, Keanu Reaves",
"TIL he and I would probably get along.",
"Born in the Carolinas! Drinking it now lol",
"That bike is... pornographic. ",
"That's a '75 Norton commando, nice taste in bikes. ",
"He's experiencing Liam Neeson syndrome. It's when the old guy saves the world a couple times. It reminds you of your father or the father you never had. Also the type of person you want to be when you are older yourself. Still active in such.",
"Coolest dude ever!",
"Is everyone stalking this man? Recent photos of him are showing up daily on the front page.",
"All these Keanu posts. \n\nOne might think that this is some form of marketing campaign.",
"I dunno, I like it when I phone a company and the woman on the phone wishes me a lovely day instead of telling me to hang myself with the cord - even if she’s only doing it cos she’s paid to.",
"I love Keanu, but seeing him on a motorcycle so much just makes me cringe. They're so dangerous.",
"Nope. It's a Peter Parker/Spiderman scenario. The guy taking the pictures **IS** Keanu! That is how he always gets the good shots.",
"/r/cultofwholesome",
"Good jokes like this usually have gold . Strange .\n\nedit . oh there it is ",
"Kee-nue-nue Reh-ahh-ves",
"I like that he's wearing a helmet, someone of his influence following safety is good.",
"Is there a reason I'm seeing Keanu Reeves on r/all a lot recently?",
"How do you work out it's a combat engine? I thought the differences were all internal - plus the combat engines had (originally) black casings.",
"At this point I feel like I’m the only one who hasn’t ran into Keanu Reeves at some point.",
"Can I give a Payday Karma loan to you? I mean you are going to be Karma rich soon enough anyways. It's only 19. 95% per day",
"Looks like the corner of Coldwater canyon and Ventura Blvd. looking south?",
"Visions of flying, Keanu dreams. ",
"You don't know diddly squat about him. Could be a serial killer for all you know. AWESOME THO AMIRITE? Yay for fake wholesomeness!",
"Bill, strange things are afoot at the Circle K!",
"I watched that awkwardly scrambling hug like 5 times and it got better every time.",
"Life is like a box of choc-lates",
"Why is everybody meeting Keanu Reeves now?",
"This is fantastic",
"are you sure that isn't markiplier",
"Breast milk, you make my day^ayyy",
"Keanu Reeves deserves to be a “good guy” meme. Can someone make it happen.",
"Yeah, it was 200 something for me in Oregon, good on Michigan for whatever allows them to do it so inexpensively!\n\nWorth it though. As soon as they had us playing with the clutch and moving forward a little I got this huge smile on my face, I was hooked instantly.",
"If you're not in LA then the Bradenton/Sarasota Florida area has the next largest concentration of celebs. I see some TV/Movie star or professional athlete every few days. Especially athletes, considering we have probably the world's best sports academies right across the street from my old high school. ",
"I'm starting to think there are multiple Keanus, this dude is everywhere.",
"If I ever run I expect it'll be as a Democrat with what the GOP appears to have become over the past decade. It's a shame all the moderates have left. It's like why can't I be a deficit hawk AND believe we should live and let live? I know libertarians say that's what they are but they often come off as too impractical for my tastes so I guess it's Democrats.",
"Similar here. First bike at 22 was 660, 4 years later and I feel comfortable enough to get a 1700. Gets out of the shop next week, I'm unbelievably excited. It's like sitting on a bison comparatively. ",
"Tom Hanks is America's dad, I think Keanu might be America's older brother ",
"I think he is plenty satisfied with the number of fake Internet points he got. ",
"I went round the Norton factory last summer. The aluminium tank is an option that's made out of 6 separate pieces of aluminium that are welded together with the same grade aluminium and then ground, polished etc until it looks like it's one marvelous piece of engineering. \n\nWanna guess how much the shiny task costs?",
"I mean, we all love Darrell from the warehouse, but I don't know if he's top 5 material",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/iMEYmNwMxYOTS/giphy.gif",
"Had to double check halfway through and make sure shittymorph wasnt making a comeback.",
"I’m a straight male and I’m aroused. I’d probably ruin a couple lives around me if confronted with a choice to be with a Keanu sugar-daddy. ",
"The immortal has spoken, bask in his knowledge!",
"Almost as if he said it",
"I guess it depends. I had someone here ranting about how puns are ruining reddit and I'm not funny or clever at all.",
"And that reminds me of this NSFW story with Keanu:\n \nShe slowly licked and tickled his peeny, and because she was so smart, combined the words in her head, like an expression explorer of old.\nSlickled, she thought. I'm slickling his peeny.\nNo matter how brilliant her wordplay, the result was the same. Keanu’s peeny was now erect. It felt like a quality bar of peeny-scented soap in her hands. Without warning she gave it a swift headbutt, because men liked that. All men liked that.\n\"Phwoa, Melinda. That's the good stuff. That's the stuff that makes me forget about my problems.\"\nMelissa derived satisfaction from this comment, despite the mangled pronunciation of her name. She could feel her horny levels rising to 30% and her hooha was getting right slimy with anticipation of participation.\n\"Keanu, me need sex now inside please.\" Damn! Melissa thought. I wish there was a better way to say that!\nKeanu was only too eager to comply. He wrenched his peeny away from Melissa's grubby paws and thrust inside her hooha with a thunderous orgasm. She was pregnant, but that could be dealt with in the morning, provided she was still alive.\n\"Outstanding stuff, Melanie,\" Keanu chortled. \"I know I could just go to sleep now, but I would like to continue satisfying you, sans peeny.\" Keanu nudged downward and his peeny was nowhere to be seen.\n\"What in have you mind eeeeeee?\"\n\"Just sit back and relax, kitty cat.\"\nMelissa did just that , falling back onto the bed and stretching her \"perfect 7\" body, eager for Keanu’s attention. He started working his magic immediately and she felt an all too familiar heat rising from her breast. Keanu was crouched over top and pooping all over her unbelievably average body.\n\"Keanu, so stinky.\"\n\"That's just the poop, baby. Let it just work its magic.\"\n\"I... I can't see anything.\"\n\"that's because you're blind now, Mildred.\"",
"GOOD point!",
"I'm glad I could take you down that hole",
"I definitely would ",
"They are expensive af though... I mean even more than a Kawasaki Ninja H2R.",
"> nothing you will die from\n\nExcept when you do. There is a reason ER workers call motorcyclists organ donors. ",
"I wonder if he knows how popular he is on reddit ",
"...everything is dangerous when you think about it. ",
"And his wife lana del rey",
"Woah, his beard went all the way to his feet?",
"Dude is just a legend! ",
"> on six of the seven continents\n\nLiar. Keanu would never leave a continent hanging like that.",
"Morpheus?",
"I need more Governator reddit posts!",
"Among motorcyclists (which I am not) it stands for \"All The Gear, All The Time.\" It means that even if you go for a local cruise to the 7-11 for Ben & Jerry's, one still adorns PPE. (Personal Protective Equipment.)\n\nThat includes helmet, eye wear, boots that cover the ankles, resistant clothing like leather or denim, and gloves. These items have demonstrated an ability to mitigate injuries caused by motorcycle accidents.",
"Awesome! ",
"Reddit fuckin loves Keanu. Not a negative, just an observation. ",
"Was it truly him,\n\nThe man?\n\nThe myth?\n\nThe legend?",
"I have a 8 wheel minimum. Rollerskate or die ",
"1 1mth ago bitcoin?",
"> and he gave away all his organs that day.\n\nBut he left his *heart*. 😢",
"WORDDDDD",
"Thanks kind stranger. I'll think about it. ",
"Get an enduro bike or an mx bike for riding trails. No idiot drivers to worry about, and it's way more fun. I've been riding off road bikes since I was 7 years old. I have my license, but I don't have a street bike because drivers where I live don't pay attention to bikes on the road.",
"A Norton Come-and-Go no less... seriously cool! ",
"Once this world can afford to lose me, I think I'll get one too. Until then, I'll remain boring :(",
"Wow, it's a glitch in the matrix.",
"That's gotta be right at Coldwater Canyon and Ventura Blvd. in Sherman Oaks. God I miss Los Angeles, live in the northeast now. ",
"Because it's a rare Norton! ",
"I really love how this guy dont give a damn about fame/paparazi ... just live his life.",
"OPis Keanu duh",
"Thats a pretty bike",
"You dont meet fucking Keanu Reeves everyday ",
"Annnd he rides a Norton Commando. Just when I thought I couldn't fanboy over Keanu any more.",
"Throw in Mr. Roberts and that Asian chick who used to be Reddit’s CEO.",
"And here we find the graceful Keanu Reeves upon his trusty two wheel metal steed. Red turns green and we watch as Keanu leaves. What an amazing sight to behold. A sighting of the majestic creature. Truly a wonder.",
"Afterwards he'll need to roll and smoke some Keanu Leaves.",
"Keanu Reeves, Terry Crews, Tom Hanks, Arnold, and Val Kilmer. \n\nAll those guys you can meet on the street, and as long as you aren't an asshole to them, are pretty cool people.\n\nFor my favorite Rob Schneider is for sure one of the nicest people you will meet in real life. Gary Sinise is pretty nice too in person. R. Lee Ermy is usually cool too.",
"Must en awesome",
"Wait -- he went slower than 55?!",
"1/3 btc ",
"Purple fingered terror. That’s how I describe riding. I hold on so hard the person I’m holding on to has trouble breathing. \n\nI tried learning on a wee baby 50 cc motor. I hated every single nanosecond of it. \n\nI am not meant to ride motorcycles.",
"Is Keanu Reeves secret Mr. Smith and we are in the Matrix and he’s secretly everywhere?",
"Loud chewing is Keanu’s pet peeve",
"To pic a large nit, a full face helmet saved me being dead or needing a prosthetic face. ",
"Why can't I run into Keaunu, he seems really down to earth.",
"Keanu Reeves is taking over the internet, I see a post about him everyday now!",
"This guys dads",
"Can you please clean your phone lens? Its very smudgy.",
"yup",
"Yep - was an admittedly vague, unnecessary bit of trivia",
"All these recent Keanu posts seems like reddit way of playing where waldo",
"*or*?",
"> \"He acutally co-owns a bike company called Arch Motorcycle Company.\"\nAnd yet rides a Norton. \n\n",
"are we supposed to know this is photoshopped? This looks like an awful shop job....but no one is saying this in the comments so I r confused?",
" I used to live in Vegas and big fight weekends were pretty ripe with celebs around the MGM and Mandalay area. Keanu would be amazing to meet though.",
"Well, Chuck Norris is getting tired.....",
"I took the course originally when I started, it was absolutely invaluable. I had some guys in the class with me who had been riding for years tell me they got a lot out of it as well. I'm planning on retaking it soon, since I just upgraded from a 660cc to a 1700cc and the refresher could potentially be a lifesaver. I strongly recommend it to everyone who wants to ride, new or old.",
"> “Riding your bike is one of the greatest things you can do to clear your head and just feel the speed and the motion,” said Reeves.\n\nas a motorcycle rider myself. this is so true.",
"That’s a bucket list ride for me",
"Well he does own quite a few classic Norton bikes and you don’t see them very often so I would say it’s probably a real photo.",
"No dude .He was just beeing salty because he didn't write this awesome pun first . Reddit loves good Puns , jokes and art .",
"I'm in!",
"Someone else in this thread said “a wild Keanu appears” I like that as a subreddit title way more. But good on ya either way! ",
"Congratulations - your attitude brought tears to my eyes. Normally when a redditor does that, it's because they're mean.\n",
"I have nightmares. Most nights. Never anything fun or sexy. Just horrible things. A couple of nights ago I had a bad one but before I woke up in terror, Keanu came along and soothed me and hugged me and hung out with me until the baddies went away. ",
"Why is Keanu Reeves all over reddit everyday ",
"Reddit is slowly becoming one giant homage to Keanu Reaves, this is only the beginning - Mark my words soon reddit will be overcome with Keanu posts.. don't worry about the vase.",
"There is a glitch in the Matrix",
"Yeah what going on with all these Neo encounters lately? Feel like I am missing something.",
"This comment thread is pure gold",
"Wow! You r lucky",
"Yep, just got one a few months ago, I'll be 30 in a couple months. Can't wait for spring.\n\nI love driving, but cars are expensive. My bike gets about 60mpg, I can go riding all day for $5-10. You also dont need to go as fast to feel speed. Modern cars feel slow even over 100, the bike feels fast over 60. Mines a dual sport as well so i can go off road and that feels fast over 30.",
"I can't stop laughing at this image!",
"I can't stop laughing at this image!",
"Keanu Reeves is like the \"where's waldo?\" Of 2018.",
"Yep, just got one a few months ago, I'll be 30 in a couple months. Can't wait for spring.\n\nI love driving, but cars are expensive. My bike gets about 60mpg, I can go riding all day for $5-10. You also dont need to go as fast to feel speed. Modern cars feel slow even over 100, the bike feels fast over 60. Mines a dual sport as well so i can go off road and that feels fast over 30.",
"I can't stop laughing at this image!",
"ALL HAIL THE KING OF REDDIT!!!!!!",
"Keanu Reeves is like the \"where's waldo?\" Of 2018.",
"I can't stop laughing at this image!",
"Keanu Reeves is like the \"where's waldo?\" Of 2018.",
"Man that’s a lot of jokes about Keanu jeez",
"Yep, just got one a few months ago, I'll be 30 in a couple months. Can't wait for spring.\n\nI love driving, but cars are expensive. My bike gets about 60mpg, I can go riding all day for $5-10. You also dont need to go as fast to feel speed. Modern cars feel slow even over 100, the bike feels fast over 60. Mines a dual sport as well so i can go off road and that feels fast over 30.",
"ALL HAIL THE KING OF REDDIT!!",
"Man that’s a lot of jokes about Keanu jeez",
"But someone cut his dank kush with some very non-Keanu trees. ",
"Speak for yourself ",
"Keanu has been all over this month",
"As if he needs one...",
"I feel like posting a picture of Keanu Reeves on Reddit is just cheating now",
"All hail the King of Reddit!",
"Everyone has been saying this is in California, where it’s the law to wear one. ",
"Yep, just got one a few months ago, I'll be 30 in a couple months. Can't wait for spring.\n\nI love driving, but cars are expensive. My bike gets about 60mpg, I can go riding all day for $5-10. You also dont need to go as fast to feel speed. Modern cars feel slow even over 100, the bike feels fast over 60. Mines a dual sport as well so i can go off road and that feels fast over 30.",
"Me too",
"Keanu Reeves is like the \"Where's Waldo?\" of 2018.",
"With a f*cking pencil ",
"This guy is like the crowned prince of reddit already. And I am okay with that. ",
"Ahh, ok. I wasn't 100% sure. Still a sexy bike though.",
"My dream",
"Is Keanu your daddy reading Reddit comments to you? Because no I did not. ",
"I want to ride with this guy. Seems like he's everywhere. ",
"It's an intense experience to know that death can come for you at any angle, and from the smallest of mistakes. \n\nHit a pothole on a sweeping corner and you go down, slide into a gaurd rail and you're dead. \n\nLook down at your speed for a second and a person on snapchat is sending you into a highway divider. \n\nBut even with that in mind you are focusing so much the rest of the world goes away. It's just you, the power of your machine, the wind, the speed, and trying to stay alive in a sea of morons.",
"Reread the spleen bit.",
"I thought he suddenly, Keanu Reaves",
"My brain would not have time to get through the checklist of:\n\n* Is that...? \n* No, it's just someone who looks like him. \n* A LOT like him. \n* Well, i guess maybe it is. \n* HEY!!!! It really is him. This is great! \n* Let me get my ph---\n\nbefore HHHHHOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNNNNNNKKKKKKKKKKK!",
"I wonder if you are in the Matrix? And this picture doesn't exist?",
"My father and I brought a COMPELTELY parted out Norton Commando from one of his old friends for $500. I mean, this guy took it apart 99% of the way. And then never put it back together. Threw it in dozens of boxes in no order. \n\nTook us months just to sort everything out. We're almost done building it. I'm super looking forward to riding it. \n\nJust wish I took pictures/video along the way. ",
"I'm talking about where they live or have a vacation home. I'm in real estate down here and you tend to run into them if your a successful broker that works the islands here.",
"Get out the ladder to clean out his Keanu Eaves",
"750 Commando, I can remember when they were rated as the fastest production motorcycle in the world.\n\nThings have changed a lot since then.",
"Confirmed https://www.google.com/maps/@34.1450931,-118.4134775,3a,75y,187.71h,89.69t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1szXBY9kjaLcFhf4nAkSsPlA!2e0!7i13312!8i6656",
"Oh man how many wipeouts did he get?",
"I’ve also herniated my disc bro, fucking sucks. Haven’t been able to train back or legs properly ever since. Almost messed up my shoulder too but I switched to dumbbells for heavy compounds. I’m still more afraid of going at the limit on a bike than going to my limit at the gym tho ",
"In the gift box, lie Keanu's Keys",
"And a Link, Keanu sees",
"I lile to think he read all these silly replies and gave out a tiny laugh. Keanu makes everything better.",
"Can a person get cooler and cooler as every minute passes? At some point are there diminishing returns? Not with this guy.",
"A sense of pride and accomplishment, Keanu Achieves.",
"that's vsauce mikàl",
"only thing I've experienced that's even close to the thrill of riding a motorcycle is having sex",
"I feel like he's the new Bill Murray.",
"Life goals ",
"Let the man live his life in peace. Let’s not become part of the paparazzi blight ",
"Keanu: \"Sup.... I am THE ONE\"",
"How is that not an actual subreddit?",
"\"Hey John, you working?\"\n\n...\n\n\"Yeah.\"\n\n...\n\n\"I\"'ll leave you to it then.\"",
"lol hes like everywhere now",
"Hey! Vsauce Michael here.",
"Thanks for that. Never knew about that area. ",
"Isn't that the V sauce guy?",
"Wow 122k updates for one of the worst actors.",
"is that coldwater and ventura?",
"Best celebrity ever,respects his fans and is never stuckup",
"sweet bike",
"Out of the corner of your eye you spot him...Keanu Reeves (?)",
"Up my sleeves up my sleeves Up my sleeves up my sleeves Up my sleeves up my sleeves Up my sleeves up my sleeves Up my sleeves up my sleeves Up my sleeves up my sleeves ",
"You obsessed with him?",
"What a cool guy. Would be fun to hang out with ",
"Men. They’re all the same.",
"You mean greatest actor of a generation bruh!",
"I don't ride, but bikers face a danger well beyond their zone of control with texting on the part of other drivers. People are just not aware enough at all on the roads. One small tap from a car to a bike can be fatal. It's such a risk you can't assess or account for. Hats off to bikers.",
"Pic from [2014](http://mr-reeves.com/keanu-reeves-norton-last-night/)",
"If that’s Keanu I’m Brad ",
"Woah.",
"It seems like I'm the only one who did NOT meet him.",
"What is the sudden fascination with Keanu? This must be some kind of a promotional stunt for an upcoming movie or something.\n",
"And Eats his favorite candy, Keanu See’s ",
"Hmm I’ve already met Bill here in Austin, so how much longer do I have to wait to meet Keanu?! Should I just keep looking in Austin? Maybe Bill knows. ",
"He learns the greatest lie, Keanu Decieves.",
"No biggie - it's a bonzer bike anyway",
"And that’s how a meme is born",
"By showing how friendly actors can be, Keanu Leads.",
"I just went balls deep at 20 and bought a 600rr. Sold it a few years later for a vtx 1300c, I personally like cruisers now a bit more.",
"What shoes is he wearing? I want a pair.",
"new? When has Keanu never been popular/cool?",
"r/wedontdeservekeanu\n",
"Ditto.",
"hey Brad",
"A divine moment of enlightenment, Keanu Perceives",
"Ok now this is getting ridiculous. Make a subreddit already!",
"And his greatest victory, Keanu achieves ",
"Seems like a very real, cool person. Someone to have discussions with, exchange thoughts.",
"Such a weird way to spell stalker ",
"I heard people go to him to get their Keanu Weaves ",
"Dang...an old Norton...sweet...",
"His gun. The end.",
"I honestly can't believe how many comments spun off from this. Even Keanu Disbelieves.",
"There should be a subreddit just for people who find Keanu Reeves randomly. ",
"John Wick 3?",
"/r/lordkeanu exists in opposition to /r/onetruegod for the real immortal ",
"I haven't met him...LOL",
"Pleads*",
"Delivered by his butler, Keanu Jeeves",
"Right now, reddit has a crush on him. That or successful viral marketing. ",
"going to his jazz gig as Piano Reeves",
"That's rookie numbers !!! Moar pls",
"He has a butler to do that. Geeves. ",
"This whole thread is one for the freakin' history books. r/bestof",
"I got to admit, Keanu has some balls to ride a motorcycle around LA, especially at night. Drivers here are nuts. ",
"All these tasks, Keanu achieves.",
"Prefer ETH",
"\"Nice... It's Zelda,\" Keanu believes.",
"Lol, that bike looks ridiculously small on him.",
"No condoms in VR, Keanu HIVives",
"I bet he was yelling at you to get off your cell phone after you almost ran him off the road. Amirite OP?",
"After going to college, Keanu earns his degrees. ",
"Dammit Keanu....",
"Lucky",
"I’m surprised he never gave you his bike",
"Rah that's what I said we saw him then he reft!",
"A buddy of mine lives in Malibu a few houses down from his house, he’s always around and a really nice guy from what I’ve heard.",
"One of the best comment threads I’ve read in a while.",
"It's just hockey, not ice hockey. Thanks\n\n\n-Canada",
"I hope I never meet Keanu. I screamed when I saw this. Just a blood curdling scream. I'm a fairly big dude so it would be extra weird in person. I'm not even gay, I just love him because all of my favorite stars from childhood ended up being total douche bags except Keanu, Harrison Ford, and Tom Hanks.",
"After his drink, to the urinal, Keanu Relieves ",
"What did we do to deserve Keanu?",
"Jersey? Doesn't he live in NYC I'm guessing this is Jersey because it looks a bit like it and looks nothing like any part of NY",
"his last name is Reeves? OMFG",
">trying to do a shopping\n\nTIL Keanu is a rarepupper",
"This comment and the comments that followed killed me. 😂😂😂",
"How is this guy everywhere?!?! And so freaking cool every time!",
"Is this on Coldwater and Ventura?? ",
"Take notes kids. Even Neo wears a helmet.",
"On a Norton Commando no less!",
"upvoting this thread mostly because of \"Keanu Leaves\" thread",
"To learn more about it Keanu, AskJeeves.",
"I bet that motorcycle sounded like, **Whoa**whoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoawhoa",
"One day, these messages, Keanu reads",
"as a straight man from the midwest, I completely believe this. I don't even know what a French Riviera is.",
"Ok, maybe I'd be gay for those three guys, but that's it.",
"Noob.",
"he seems to be a nice guy\n",
"Nice shiny bike",
"And Found Keanu's bodyguard!!!",
"That Norton is a firebreather.\n\nNot much physically bigger than a RD350, handles like it's on rails, and goes like stink.\n\n\n\nOne of the original Superbikes.",
"The most incredible man alive",
"If you want to feel what it's like to strap yourself to a rocket then go for it. But please work your way up. Don't go out and buy a superbike and kill yourself. I think bikes get their bad reputation partly because, unlike cars, people can actually afford to buy the fastest bikes in existence. You could pick up a Yamaha R1 for less than a normal family car. But a lower barrier to entry means more idiots riding beyond their limits.",
"It's very similar. They are both Norton Commandos. The director of the movie (private idaho btw) has the bike from the movie.",
"Something must be afoot! So many Keanu sightings and it’s only 11 days into 2018.",
"So, who is reddit's top 5 *least* favorite celebrities?",
"They're heavy by today's standard. Weren't really that beefy for the time period.",
"When he walks into a crowded elevator, Keanu Impeeds",
"That's a good point, Keanu concedes.",
"Keanu!!!!! You glorious bastard!! ",
"When he walks into a crowded elevator, Keanu Impeeds",
"He also baught Harleys for everyone in the fx crew of the matrix because he thought those were the real heroes of the movie. ",
"That's a good point, Keanu concedes.",
"Keanu!!!!! You glorious bastard!! ",
"He also baught Harleys for everyone in the fx crew of the matrix because he thought those were the real heroes of the movie. ",
"I can't wait to hear more after the break. Mo Rocca is such a good interviewer. ",
"Because he’s gotta get Home and crack a cold one with Keanu Steve. ",
"The only actor that has become a cultural Easter egg for everyone to find 😂",
"I don't know what this guy's problem is but being this level of cool should be illegal.",
"Yeah this is where it stops being good.",
"When it's running sure.",
"When he walks into a crowded elevator, Keanu Impeeds",
"/u/keanureeves I named my cat after you around a decade ago. Key and Peele never responded to my letter about them stealing my cat's name!",
"nevermind those palm trees in the background. ",
"I haven't seen one of those in forever! ",
"Smells really bad, Keanu jeez",
"On their corpses, Keanu feeds.",
"this motherfucker is all over the place",
"Even as a hetro I want to do this guy",
"I'd put money in the opposite. That's a bike that you keep stock.",
"I don't know much about bikes but I like that he rides around in a down to earth looking bike. Nothing flashy, surprise they were able to spot him. I don't think i would have spotted him.",
"*stalker....",
"You don't walk away with road rash from dumping it in a parking lot either.",
"Amd I'm sure they were just as blessed as if it were the gaze of miracles itself.",
"I’m not sure what I love more, Keanu or the bike!",
"God speed you, black emperor!",
"I've seen that bike before. Psych? ",
"This is not the first time I've read such a comment and still my heart stops.",
"must be asking for da wae\n",
"Beautiful bike!!! Fits well with the kind of bike he's building!",
"cool",
"Sorry, I don't know a whole lot about vintage bikes so I just assumed he'd update the electronics for convenience sake. ",
"[Whoooooaaaaaa!](http://i.imgur.com/3IaBXRa.gifv)",
"All the results, Keanu Reads",
"Really weird, was watching John Wick 2 and this is what I first see when opening Reddit",
"Damn he's cool.",
"What? Do you even know what you're talking about?",
"\"Klaatu Barada Nikto\"!",
"How can you **not** like this guy? He’s always smiling, friendly with fans, and never fails to impress with his genuine kindness.",
"Okay, I need to have a random Keanu encounter now or I'll never feel accomplished with my life.",
"Naw, Keanu is co-founder of a motorcycle company out in Southern California. Dude must have a boatload of sexy bikes.",
"Well actually I don't. My dad didn't dad very well either. ",
"I came here to say That! Is he actually in the matrix? ",
"Lol, hell in a cage. This dude surpassed /u/shittymorph with this. I was totally got",
"Thank you. This is all the Reddit I need. ",
"Pastor says we should always remember Keanu when we say our blessings.",
"Until you have an accident and are paralyzed or wind up like Gary Busey. Then it’s not so spiritual and enlightened anymore. ",
"He had me at ruptured spleen. ",
"You sound over qualified.",
"K always remains steadfast. ",
"Keanu is a karma bitch ",
"Ventura Blvd @ Coldwater Canyon",
"I have this dumb dream of one day running into Keanu and telling him to have a great day. :)",
"I hope he burned out at the green light",
"And NOBODY can have her.",
"NEO",
"Into his cave, Keanu recedes ",
"WHOA...",
"I think alot of it is he is a genuinely nice guy who thinks of others, and taking a half second to take a pic makes that person's week. Just his presence cheers people up, and its way cool he is willing to spread it around.",
"I’m going to watch the Matrix. Satisfy my Keanu Needs",
"Stalker",
"My heart is soft for this man",
"Good guy Keanu. He's actually pretty cool.\n",
"Especially my mom. She has him as wallpapers for her phone and her laptop.",
"Is Keanu Reeves the new Bill Murray?",
"#randomkeanu",
"Why has there been so many posts about Keanu recently? Is a new movie starring him coming out or something.",
"I feel like he asked them if they wanted to take a pic real quick...",
"Subbed for sure ",
"That can also happen when I cross a street or drive my car. ",
"To do so, a web of lies Keanu Weaves",
"God I hope so...",
"Seek help",
"Was just going to ask the same thing. It seems like marketing.",
"And wife and Daughter...too soon?",
"Joke all you want about Lucas electronics, but my dad found a 1956 Ariel buried in our garden (veeeery long story) and the original headlight (Lucas) still worked after 40 years in the ground. The thing was like a fishbowl with all the water. He just drained it, let it dry out, hooked it up to a battery and it still worked. ",
"Yeah, he's a pretty excellent human being for being a celebrity.",
"Lots of places have an advanced class as well, which might be more valuable to you than the same beginner course.",
"The new Bill Murray fan experience. ",
"What a gentleman and a scholar",
"This is just awesome ",
"The only good thing about that book is the title.",
"He's just an all round nice guy! People look at \"celebrities\" like the kardashians and Justin bieber as role models, they are so manufactured! If the whole world was like Keanu, it would be a much better place! ",
"Looks like he's one of those /r/MGTOW types. What he said is probably exactly what he means; the fact that she spoke at all is what soured his opinion.",
"So 11th Jan is Keanu Day? Sweet.\n\n*marks calendar*",
"You are such a cool bastard...you had me hook line and sinker...ugh. ",
"That is his twin brother. Ean.",
"John Wick",
"As mysteriously as he arrived...",
"Love him <3",
"Thanks. My boss now thinks I’m trying to start a love triangle with you and Keanu...either that or I normally spit pizza and root beer out of my mouth.",
"Love him!",
"That man never slows down",
"I wish Pokémon would start tracking Keanu, so I could wonder around LA pretending to search for new Pokémon, but really be tracking enlightenment. ",
"Why didn't you ask? I would've.",
"Shane Macgowan up there as well, I'd say.",
"***please don't let Keanu have touched or spoken with anyone inappropriately in the last 30 years***",
"Pao could have done anything Spez can do, she just chose not to.",
"( copypasta from /r/squaredcircle/ but thenx breh )",
"Not his Anarch bike though",
"Speak for myself",
"How can you forget Weird Al Yankovic!!",
"But people didn't care until after she was gone. Nobody is calling for spez's firing.",
"This officially this year's first new wave on the internet.",
"For biking quotes, I'll stick with Hunter. ",
"Come to Austin for SXSW and hang out at the 4 Seasons. You'll see Bill Murray, Robert Duvall, and Owen Wilson every year hanging out in the lobby. I've seen them countless times during SXSW.",
"The John Player Special version of that Norton (well, the ‘74...) is even nicer... Not vastly different than standard, but it just pulls in any gear and makes a noise like a rounded banshee. It’s a bit of a pig in a way, but such a joy to ride. \n\nSource: very fortunate to own one at 24... \n\nInterestingly Jay Leno has one (well, what doesn’t he have at least one of?). ",
"That's a 5-star man, right there. ",
"I beg to differ! He’s mine! En garde!",
"yes! thanks for making that sub. i'll follow him to the ends of the earth. ",
"Yeah, that last part. That's why I avoid motorcycles. Lol\n\nActually, I'm sure it would be a blast with some training, but drivers are absolute morons. ",
"He’s moving into a tie with Tom Hanks as my favorite actor.",
"Yea, my ankle hurts constantly cause of disk. I started doing core stuff all the time along with stretching and it's made a huge difference. I went from 4/10 pain everyday for months on end to being at like a 1. Granted the 1 doesn't go away ever but it's a lot better than it was. For my shoulder it was the flat bench that really got me. I was getting microfractures in my collarbone cause of the weights (it's called weight lifters shoulder) so they sawed off a chunk of my collarbone. While they were in there they also fixed my labrum but that was a rugby issue I think. I'm about 5 months post surgery now and I did dips for the first time this past week without pain in like 2 years. It was awesome. \n\nThe only place I ever go near the limit on for the bike is at the track. And I'm not really worried about wrecking there. The amount of gear you have to wear is pretty insane. Plus there's always a run off at the track. ",
"Would be a cracking machine to see when finished! ",
"“50! Stay above 50!”",
"Damn, is it Keanu week?",
"Ah, yes. Reddit’s God. ",
"I've been noticing this for several days. It seems too artificial. I'll stand by your side /u/GeneralPatten.",
"This guy gets around!",
"Thread is dead, so Keanu Bereaves.",
"With a pencil",
"Keanu just seems like a really cool genuine kind of guy.",
"Came here just to see if there was a Keanu sub. \nWas not disappointed. Thank you kind stranger. ",
"2018 is the year of Keanu",
"Wiw you actually thought about another person and didnt feel you had the right to forcefully insert yourself into their presence. Nice",
"Awwww...\n\n/r/Wholesomememes",
"Keanu Week is the next Shark Week.",
"That's the at light cold water and ventura...it is a long light",
"Get out.",
"Or: \"How I Lost My Girlfriend\". ",
"Too much of anything is bad for you, including being nice! I would loose my mind around you.",
"And just like that. Nortonmotorcycles.com got 130k new visitors....",
"I gagged.",
"Not as likely as it is from riding a motorcycle. ",
"You have made my day.",
"Yup. Love that bike also",
"Is there a dedicated sub for Keanu? There needs to be one if there isn’t. ",
"I was just teasing because of the \"6 posts.\" I love that Keanu, Bill Murray, and a few others love being involved with the public, albeit in differing ways. ",
"-Alternate Universe-\n“Keanu Reeves can get 135k upvotes, how much for this half naked lady?”",
"Are you stalking him??",
"My 72 Commando came pre modified, so redoing the electronics was a given. Plus I wanted to ride it, not just stare at it",
"with cruiser you often have to play strategy before agility. Not always easy.",
"My god...the Karma levels. This can't be! My scouter must be malfunctioning!",
"2018: Year of the Keanu",
"I would have rather seen him on his own motorcycle though :( ",
"Willie Nelson, jimmy Buffett ",
"Subbed.",
"I'm pretty sure you could still use the prosthetic face, you ugly ass mother fucker, you. ",
"This is exactly the bike I expected him to ride when I saw that other post of him in the store with his helmet",
"Remember the good old days when NK news used to take up the top of Reddit?\n\nWell now Keanu Reeves is the NK of things on Reddit.",
"Little rag217, your mom and I want to talk to you about Keanu. Keanu loves you very much, but he had to go live on a farm. The farm is very far from here, and we won’t be able to visit. Keanu’s very happy on the farm, he has another Keanu to play with, and lots of chickens to chase around a pond. Also, we got you a puppy. ",
"Based off where the bar is now I think someone who stayed at a holiday inn express last night is over-qualified. :-P",
"For me it was this post that made it a thing. It’s now part of my life, I’ve accepted it. Hell I didn’t really like the guy until now. K should stay. \n\nEDIT:And the site should be changed to Kreddit.com",
"Am I the only one who hasn't met Keanu Reeves?",
"Oh Keanu, Keanu, Keanu....I think I love you.",
"I recognize that intersection!",
"Hey, I like that book.",
"and it’s been awhile since the matrix, so let keanu be ",
"Definitely sounds more qualified than the current president...",
"Be noted: You are about to enter the Matrix ...",
"You work for Michael Douglas?",
"For Bill Murray, just move to Charleston and go to the Riverdog games. Also, in NYC, his son owns a bar called 21 Greenpoint. He bartended for a night or two and will sometimes make appearances. He is very approachable.",
"That the corner of Coldwater Canyon and Ventura Blvd?",
"Custom bikes built by the one and only🙌",
"Or, if you're from Japan, Keanu Reeves",
"This thread is now dead, Keanu Agrees",
"That's awesome, but what's with all these Keanu posts lately? Did something happen to make him go viral?",
"Woah....",
"Dont take his car and kill his dog",
"Am I the only one confused about how everyone is so sure that's actually him? Couldn't it be a lookalike? Tbh I'm terrible at faces so I really don't know",
"Keanu Reeves. Patrick Stewart. Net neutrality. Reddit seems to only be a repository for marketing campaigns nowadays.",
"Cars also can't fall over. \n\nAnd can only eject you if you're not wearing a seat belt. ",
"Poor guy. Think about how annoying it can be. ",
"That's an awesome bike! ",
"If you remove the drunk riders, the people without training, and those who don't wear helmets you are about as statistically likely to get hit by a car on a motorcycle as you are a pedestrian crossing the street. They aren't so far off. I ski too. Also more statistically likely to get me injured than my motorcycle. Doesn't stop me on either. Everyone draws their line for risk at some point. ",
"Would’ve sworn he preferred a ‘69 mustang 🤔",
">But people didn't care until after she was gone.\n\n*What?*\n\nWere you not around when things went down, mate? [Here's a sample for you.](http://web.archive.org/web/20150611203233/https://www.reddit.com/r/all/top/)\n",
"Who's actually checking out the motorcycles?",
"Already posed for the picture. ",
"I would of tried to high five him or blow him a kiss. Whatever.",
"\"I'm here to tell. You that the spoon doesn't exist\"",
"My wife had a cat named Keanu as a child (named after the actor). This was over 2 decades ago though. ",
"Just like stepping up to the urinal in a gay bar. ",
"His life has been tragic but he never fails to smile. High regards for him.",
"Keanu Reeves... What a dude. ",
"Man those bikes of his are rad as hell. ",
"damn, that's a nice bike. ",
"She should bitch at Key and Peele with me! Class action, baby! \n\nVets generally love meeting Keanu Reeves (my surname) the cat. Haha. ",
"Do you guys think he ever feels like he is trapped in the matrix? ",
"Nobody lets their crush into their creeper room, then they would know just how weird you are ",
"I thought it said Keanu revs at traffic light",
"You just harvested so much karma man holy crap",
"Was going to put Kilmer on the list if someone hadn’t already.\n\nHis AMAs have been absolutely awesome... truly a stand-up guy.",
"Uh, yeah they do! \n \nThat's why it doesn't unlock from the inside.",
"TIL if you post enough Keanu pics, eventually you’ll get all the upvotes. ",
"I ride a 600cc supersport and I don't actually stay well above the speed limit for more than a minute at a time. I love the acceleration more than the speed so my favorite thing is to accelerate really fast then just coast back down to the speed limit. And the cornering. Cornering at high speeds in a car feels scary, but on a bike it is amazing.\n\nI bought my bike for $1,500. It looks like shit, but can do 0-60 in 1st gear in 3.5'ish seconds. I would be hard pressed to find a car that works for $1,500.",
"Step 4. PROFIT",
"/r/SAVEBRENDAN ",
"During the Sad Keanu days I think it was more of a joke, but people realized what a genuinely great person he was, and he made John Wick, and he became a hero",
"Gosh, he’s so awesome and cute",
"Norton.... HNNNNNNNNNNNG",
"Probably women looking for shelter",
"God he’s everywhere! ",
"Definitely the coolest celeb around. Seems like a top man.",
"Hey that’s in Studio City! Corner on Coldwater and Ventura heading westbound.",
"Stop stalking him.",
"Hahaha that's the coolest picture.",
"Is not *every* day Keanu Day?",
"If John Wick looks at you, you look away.",
"It would be great if he led a class in how to be a good person. Lots of people out there need his class. He’s my favorite actor because of his acting and that he is good people. I wish only the very best for him",
"Lots of pics of Keanu Reeves doing random things lately. What's with that?",
"he looks weird with the crooked helmet and glasses\n",
"“I’ll kill them all”-Mr Wick",
"Bill Murray: “No one will ever believe you.”\n\nKeanu Reeves: “Everyone will believe you.”",
"I think Keanu Reeves is just trolling Redditors at this point!",
"Anytime I see a Keanu post on Reddit, it makes me happy for some reason. ",
"If Keanu isn't too good for a helmet neither are you. Ride safe.",
"Its just such a reddit comment i vant help but laugh ppl upvote it",
"I work for his younger brother.",
"You could've at least left a single piece of loot Keanu, jeez",
"Keanu is one of the few people in Hollywood that hasn't lost his connection to us common folk. Truly a rarity for an accomplished actor to actually take the time to appreciate every fan that has helped make his career successful despite how annoying it might be. Super humble dude and a fucking example of how real stars should act when confronted by the public",
"Thought it was u/shittymorph for a second",
"Did you guys know that keanu reaves has his own motorbike company that makes kickass bikes ",
"This man is everywhere",
"Going on a ride with him and Norman Reedus would be like a dream come true. ",
"I agree",
"From what I remember of the statistics in my MSF course, the majority of one-party accidents are actually caused by entering a turn too fast. Gravel and other things do cause accidents, but it's relatively low compared to other factors like entering a turn with too much speed and target fixation.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I’d be his Bitch....I mean ride bitch.",
"Man, it'll suck if one day he gets panned as a sex offender too",
"You took more time to do that than just state the answer...",
"Not how I look at it, it's just being inherently nice to a stranger you don't know instead of mean or neutral. It's just the same as being nice to the cashier at your local super market you know? Easier to be nice then an asshole. Especially easier to be nice to someone over the internet since you can type out what you want to say.\n\nThat doesn't seem fake to me for me fake wholesomeness would be being nice to the coworker/classmate you don't like?\n\nBut hey man to each his own, I hope you also have a lovely day and it treats you well!",
"Part of his humble nature stems from the kinda fucked up life he's lived. He's had to deal with some seriously heavy shit over the course of his successful career. If you appreciate Keanu, you should read up on what the man has been thru, it makes you appreciate him that much more.",
"What are chicken strips?",
"He always smiles for photos, then disappears until someone catches him again.",
"Keanu is one of the coolest guys ever ",
"Ah ta taa.. \n\n*As long as you do things that Russia wants as well.",
"Ew, he can afford infinitely better bikes. That thing is a rolling headache. ",
"What a swell guy, super talented, informed, and a good person. He knows about the Satanists in our Goverment, and Hollywood too. Thanks for the great movies over the years!!!",
"1/3 btc !",
"That are socially acceptable in current times.",
"We need to cherish this man.",
"I'd love a link unless his Wiki page is enough to go off of. Always up to learn more about my favorite people",
"Keanu Reeves just seems like such a cool guy. I really hope he hasn't ever diddled anyone.",
"Hahaha just felt the same here! He's been showing him self a lot here hahaha\n",
"Now all we need is Keanu to reply to this post. ",
"Wait, I saw that movie. I'm pretty sure somewhere behind him was a Chain Reaction explosion that he was trying to escape.",
"Between me and a few friends:\n\nCommando, Combat Commando, Interstate, and a 750 half-miler in a Champ frame a guy with a national number campaigned.",
"KeanuSightings",
"He’s the next Tom Hanks",
"I rode for 15 years. Gave it up last year. Too many fucking texters. Damn near every 3rd car I'd pass the person was on their phone.\n\nWith a three year old that will have challenges in life, I didn't want to add another one by leaving her with a father.",
"The tree and the light behind Keanu lofiks like explosion. And Keanu being Keanu didn't look back",
"Keanu sightings have gone up 1,000%, are we in the Matrix?\n",
"Unless you have a bad ground and it won't start no matter how many times you kick that stupid thing over in the rain on the side of the road. \n\nBetter go with an 850 electric start...the electric start works about half the time anyways. ",
"I would say this is sorta true. I'm a 5'0, tiny woman. Pretty much every bike is a monster to me. I got one to ride to work (cooler moped) and the safety course was scary, I dropped my 250 the first slope I ended up on, lowered it several inches, and it still took months to be comfortable. It was just so big my feet barely touched the ground and any mistake while still or low speeds meant a fall. \n\nThat was 5 years ago. I have learned a ton and have a ninja 650 now I lowered a bit. It's fine. As I get older, less in shape, and lazier I think of getting a smaller bike again. Maybe a cruiser this time with a low seat height. \n\nBeing short for motorcycles sucks. Riding is great, any low speed maneuver is a gamble. I wish they made bikes catered to short people.",
"Bill Murray is missing...",
"How did he not dodge you?",
"I wonder of he has has Reddit and saw this ",
"Man I wish I could just randomly meet Keanu Reeves at a stop light or the train, he seems like just such a good dude, always been one of my favorite actors!",
"Are you sure? I mean, he never ages.",
"So what’s with all these Keanu posts you make?",
"If road rash is the measure, I never crashed in 8 years. Neither most of my friends who are riders.",
"I did not, but I do now. That's awesome. It's called [Arch Motorcycle](https://www.archmotorcycle.com/) it seems.",
"If you can connect it to the number 23, then yes.",
"Can we celebrate world Keanu day this day every year? ",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"I met him and Lawrence fishburne while they were shooting John wick 2 in NYC, was a great surprise during a school field trip. ",
"What’s that? That’s the sound of panties dropping around the world ",
"Is it too much to just say \"Hey I'm a big fan!\" smile, and take a mental picture?\n\nI mean, now instead of a memory of meeting Keanu at a light, there is a memory of taking a picture... and you annoyed him.",
"My uncle looks just like Keanu, wish he was Keanu. Having his wife die would have been better than his divorce and if he was Keanu he'd still have his millions.",
"Jobs, Harvey, Carell and Irwin are Keanu’s Steves",
"Everybody gets one.",
"> fake wholesomeness\n\nI don't think it's \"fake\".\n",
"Bill Nye\n\nWeird Al",
"Keanu Reeves is a real life meme. Good Guy. Thumbs Up",
"That’s my last name. I’m positive a few women out there would disagree. ",
"This guy is everywhere. Maybe ill see him next. . .",
"Is he everywhere or is he being hunted?",
"He's a good role model",
"I knew it. He's the one... ",
"Wait a minute. I've read this EXACT story word for word except you claimed that it was Josh Beckett. I see what you're doing here. ",
"Motorcycle\n\nCalifornia\n\nThis man has huge balls.",
"Cool video. I wasn't getting it until I saw that. I don't ride a motorcycle but I might someday. I have been riding bicycles my whole life. Bmx, road, mountain bikes. I just realized that I do this on my bicycle and never realized it. TIL , thanks",
"What is going on with Keanu posts? This is like the 3rd one to hit the front page in as many days. New movie coming out?",
"Love the bike too. My stepdad had a Norton Commando my mom sold for a couple hundred bucks 25 years ago. So sad she did that, would have loved to restore a beauty like that.",
"[Good detective work boys](https://imgur.com/a/uadak)\n\n\n",
"\"Where's my car?\"",
"Cocaine made Busey the way he is, not the accident.\nSee [this interview](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BSNQ3F0DWPE) with him a year after the accident.",
"I met /u/eneah at a restaurant once - we’d accidentally been given his table. Apparently he was fond of the restaurant and had a specific table he liked, and the management had messed up and gotten their days wrong, (it was Tuesday and they thought he was coming on Thursday or something like that). Anyway, the manager, completely embarrassed (this is a pretty nice restaurant) comes by and says “I’m so sorry, but we’d like to move you to another table if you could be troubled, and we’ll gladly compensate you for the cost of the meal and any other meal you’d like while you’re in town.” My sister and cousin were both like “Yeah that’s cool.” and I kind of played the asshole a bit. “I’m sorry, I just don’t understand. We’ve been here for 15 minutes - we’ve just ordered. Can’t we finish our meal here?” Then out of nowhere /u/eneah/ shows up next to the manager and says “Paul, these guys can finish. We’ll be at the bar. I got some time.” And I (being a big reddit fan) said “Oh wow, uh… I had no idea. Please feel free to give them the table.” /u/eneah was grateful, shook my hand and said thanks, then gave me a card with his number on it and told me to give him a call later. After working up the nerve, I gave him a call that night, and to make a long story short, we had a glorious 11 month love affair, man on man, that I shall never forget. Our bodies intertwined as one, and from the beauty of Morocco, to the French Riviera, to the snorkeling in the Galopagos, /u/eneah/ and I made glorious gay love to each other on six of the seven continents.\n\ntrue story",
"Is Keanu god?",
"I think he’s only become a “celebrity” because of how much people hate him. I was thinking more along the lines of entertainment industry celebrities. ",
"Seemed like the decent thing to do. Not congratulating myself or anything, if you're being sarcastic. Living in the city you're going to run into a lot of famous people. Just no need to selfie yourself up, its not like we get paid for this.",
"You can't lie to me I can recognise a wild v-sauce when I see one",
"In 2000 (the year) I saw Keanu's band \"Dogstar' at a divey bar/nightclub on the Illinois side of St. Louis. He was at the bar after the show and engaging in conversations with anybody, and I mean anybody. Not at all acting \"snooty\" or Hollywood. It does not surprise me at all to hear all the stories about how nice he is in real life. I think it's genuine. ",
"That guy is everywhere. ",
"I feel so bad for him with all that selfish assholes like OP. ",
"This dude is popping up everywhere. It's a damn glitch in the matrix.",
"It depends a bit on the owner. Personally, I keep my old bikes as close to original as possible.\n\nThe Lucas parts of this era weren't terrible if you made sure that all of the connections and contact points were clean and in good shape.\n\nThat said, it's never a bad idea to carry spare condensers and one or two other odds and ends.",
"Studio city! I used to live right by there :O",
"Does this guy have a home? He’s never home! Traveling...traveling... Poor Keanu! ",
"I thought he owned a motorcycle company ? so why is he riding a Norton ? in fact why is he riding a British Bike at all ?? \n",
"Every traffic light. Every time. Every person. ",
"i thought this was markiplier",
"Doesn't this look like he roams around a lot these days or does Reddit love him? \n",
"It's so zenful for me. When I ride I am so in touch with all my surroundings, and wary of any dangers that are near me and appreciating nature, in a very focused level of concentration, that my brain can't spare anymore functionality towards thinking about things that have nothing to do with me being on the bike and everything that I am currently dealing with on the road. For someone who is an overthinker, I've never been able to experience 'shutting off my brain' and not have any sort of anxiety until I started riding a bike. It's now my biggest passion in life and I truly am a different person during the part of the year that I can't ride. I started riding at 30 so it's never too late.",
"Turning on a motorcycle involves leaning the bike over sideways. Motorcycle tires are oval instead of flat bottomed like car tires to facilitate said leaning over. You'll only have wear on the rubber of the tire that actually touches the road.\n\nThis means that if you don't lean over very far the side edges of the tire will never touch the road. It takes skill and technique to lean the bike over enough to scrub the edges.\n\nSo, the far edges of the tire that never touches the road are called \"chicken strips\" to mock the rider for being too \"chicken\" to go into a far lean. [The unused parts of the tire are obvious when you look at it.](http://image.motorcyclistonline.com/f/features/columns/tread_envy_code_break/69090877+w620/MCY0514-CODE-2.jpg)",
"Ah, the ol’ dirt road",
"Why is this guy always on my feed and why 145k upvotes in 6 hours? Cool, you met a celebrity. But why is this upvoted so much and so often? ",
"GOOD point. ",
"Ill never be able to read long stories on reddit anymore without checking for the bit about the undertaker. I was sure thats what this was.",
"What spurred Reddit’s obsession with Keanu? Will someone please catch me up on this...",
"Can we get a Keanu Reeves appreciation subreddit?",
"I wish.",
"Is Keanu riding around LA looking for reddit karma? I swear this is like the fifth topic with him on the front page in two weeks.\n\nOr maybe someone is trying to start a Keanu sighting subreddit.",
"What town is this that people keep seeing Keanu in? I gotta go there, and just walk around town until I finally meet him. ",
"There’s nothing racer about that bike. ",
"Such a sick bike. The Norton Command[o] is an absolute classic. \n\nEdit: typ",
"If I was a father I'd probably stop riding on the street too. At least till my kid was older. I'd continue riding on the track though. \n\nI've only had 2 close calls in my 5 years of riding. So hopefully that continues. ",
"HAHHAHAHHA!! He's just chillin!! ",
"What kind of style is this bike? I love the way it looks. The flat seat especially.",
"He didn’t John wick you and hit you with his bike ?",
"Those old Norton's can be worth a lot $$$\nUsually the only places you can see them in public are at automotive concours events\n",
"r/KeanuReeves",
"Neo: What are you trying to tell me? That I can dodge downvotes?\n\nMorpheus: No, Neo. I’m trying to tell you that when you’re ready, you won’t have to.",
"I like his bike.",
"Thank you lol that makes sense. But only 700 subs :(",
"And then somebody said Keanu Jeez\n",
"He's everywhere......everywhere.",
"Woah ",
"One sentence in.... *Checks last paragraph*... Okay good. No announcer tables, it's safe to continue.",
"Enough time has passed since the viral video about his tragic life has passed to where you can really just Google it and most results will show the true from the exaggerated. Some of the lowlights include his father leaving at like age 3, losing a child to stillbirth and with it a relationship in the late 90s, the River Phoenix overdose hit him extremely hard because they were really close friends. Its been a rough road for the man. ",
"You people need to leave this fucking guy alone jesus.",
"What was the conversation that you had with him? That's what I'd really like to know.",
"You'd think with all the money he has made he'd be able to buy himself a taller bike. ",
"Isn't that vsauce Michael?",
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here",
"Thanks for the reply!",
"I met him at MotoGP in Austin, in the paddocks. Got to chit chat for a minute and he was off, but was incredibly nice the whole time. Guy loves his motorcycles, and racing. He wrongly predicted Rossi was going to win when I asked him though. Everyone knows Marquez owns COTA.",
"I've been crushing on him since I was a preteen and saw him in Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure; pushing 40 and I still dig him. ",
"I picture Keanu yelling \"HEY IT'S ME, KEANU\" at every stop light.",
"heyyyy vsauce. michael here.",
"Its the bike i’m meant to be looking at? I’ve been doing it wrong. Tell me I got the ass-less chaps thing right though?",
"What do you consider impractical about libertarianism? Please don’t think that we are all fringe like the Anarcho-Capitalists and the other extremes like liberaltarians or conservatarians.\n\nMost of us are just minarchists who want less government than we have now but understand that government is needed for some things that simply couldn’t be completely monitored by a free market.\n\nMost of us are more worried about ending the war on drugs, stopping the war on terror, ending collusion between government and corporations, and generally enacting policies that would allow for markets to be both more profitable and easier to access.\n\nYou don’t have to be fringe to want more freedom.",
"Is this on Ventura? Looks like Ventura.",
"Sweet bike!",
"Is there a reason why Keanu is so popular these days on Reddit? I've been seeing him pop up on social media a lot.",
"Nice bike too! ",
"I can tell you straight away his child was still born and then his girlfriend was killed in a car crash.\n\n He was also seriously injured in a bike crash (his fault thought riding at night with no headlights on) ",
"Ayyy! 818!",
"Oh thanks! That really clears it up...",
"A *Nicholas* cage?\n\n\"Uh uhh, w-would you like some water\"\n\n\"Or uh, I could get you a, COFFEE\"",
"):",
"Norton Commandos are fun to ride. I've been wanting to buy one for a few years now. ",
"He overall just seems like a really good dude. Hard not to like him, so this happens. ",
"Gorgeous motorcycle. ",
"He is liked because he is well known to be a decent dude IRL.",
"Wow, expected the complete opposite. Reddit is amazing. ",
"Why does he not have his own sub Reddit \n",
"Commando ",
"Mostly because he is just a plain ol stand up guy. \n\nWorth 300 million making “ok” movies by being ridiculed for his abilities, but he takes it with humility. \n\nHe loves the “anti” Hollywood life and has avoided the typical scandal that besets someone of his fame. ",
"Ya, I think libertarians agree with me on many issues. I'm very passionate about fighting against abuse of power whether it's federal or more local governments or even our law enforcement entities. But then people with the last name Paul want to put us back on the Gold Standard which would more than triple the price of gold overnight and limit our ability to fight problems in the economy moving forward. I actually only donated to one candidate in 2016, Gary Johnson, bc I wanted to get him into the debates...but his campaign fell apart under scrutiny and Trump was too dangerous not to vote for Hillary. I feel like in the interest of supporting a 3rd party option people often are abdicating their decision making to others. All the people who voted for Johnson or Stein in Wisconsin, Penn, & Michigan made the difference and as far as I'm concerned helped Trump win. :-\\\n\nI'd like to think libertarians would vote for me if I ever ran but they might not just because of me running under the umbrella of one of the main 2 parties. ",
"Keanu has been all over reddit lately. ",
"But at his butcher shop, Keanu Cleaves ",
"Keanu likes the taste of bugs. Only bugs can sustain him.",
"We need more pictures of this Keanu, kid! Get me photos of Keanu!",
"We need more pictures of this Keanu, kid! Get me photos of Keanu!",
"He is the epitome of what it means to be excellent to one another. ",
"I hope he protects his legs with some Keanu Greaves",
"Every time i see pictures of Keanu it's always wholesome somehow. \n",
"Man this dude gets so much love everywhere he goes",
"I figured it was something like that. Good example to set.",
"Did you tell him he's a terrible actor? ",
"He’s so rad. ",
"What were you driving at the time?",
"Aww! He looks so happy! Hi, Keanu! I will never get to meet you in person but I hope you have a wonderful day! Love the bike! Cheers!",
"Came here for this. I used to live and work down the street in Sherman Oaks. I worked in the film industry, so met a lot of folks but never Keanu. ",
"Someone brought back the blessings of 2014",
"Imagine Bill riding on the back of Keanu's bike.",
"Especially when Keanu's friend does it, that one guy, Steve. ",
"A picture of Neo on Reddit and he doesn't look depressed! He enjoys his bikes. He looks happy.",
"John Wick series so far is awesome! Far from “ok”.",
"I want to stalk him around reddit and reply to everyone of his posts with \"GET TO DE CHOPPAH!!!\"",
"Keanu likes the taste of bugs. Only bugs can sustain him.",
"I wish I could be his friend. ",
"Damn. Splash damage poon tang.",
"But seriously - when a baby, Keanu teethes",
"If you would have seen the karma influx as soon as this would posted then you too would question it. This is obviously advertising Keanu",
"You are a happy tool of those who seek to manipulate the public. People like you are the reason there is so much deception and misleading rhetoric. Because it works on you and people like you. And you are blissful in your mindless ignorance and gullibility.",
"This picture is at 12842 Ventura Blvd Studio City, CA 91604. You can see the sign for Ralphs behind him.",
"He was here [Winnipeg] a while back...mid-90's, doing Hamlet. Pre-Matrix but he was already pretty well known. It was after Speed, Bill and Ted, Point Break, and a lot of other movies already.\n\nHe walked to work, even though it was January, and with no bodyguard.\n\nHe was embarrassed at being seen in a limo once, which he got because his Mom was in town visiting on her birthday.\n\nHe's a regular guy.",
"2...",
"It seems awfully like one, but I have been informed otherwise. \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Café_racer",
"I feel like so many people meet Keanu Reeves. it’s like he’s everywhere...",
"Remember the Pratt obsession?",
"Keanu Reeves has excellent taste in motorcycles, nice one mate.",
"I love to go on a ride with him too AMIRIGHT\n\nBut actually he’s old enough to be my dad but he’s still so young and good looking",
"They were used on most British cars when I was growing up. I don't know how far they go back, but I think most British cars of the 60s and 70s that I had any dealings with had Lucas electrics. \n\nWe like to poke fun at them - and did so even back then. For instance, in my part of the world the Lucas 7\" sealed beam headlights were usually referred to as \"Lucas glow-worms\" on account of the feeble amount of light they put out - though in reality they were really only seen as bad when halogen lights appeared on the market. And whilst by modern standards the Lucas electrics of the day were a bit unreliable, I'd much rather have Lucas electrics than what they put into many Italian and French cars of the same era!",
"Nobody believed you. That's why",
"Like playing an instrument? ",
"Keanu Revs up the engine, Keanu Leaves",
"Yea didn't peep that ",
"He's twice as old as me. I want to use my next 26 years trying to be more like him.",
"Why do I feel like that's the Ralphs on Coldwater Canyon? ",
"The thought of not wearing them makes Keanu Skeeve ",
"Thank you - subbed.! ",
"It looks like he wants to go where you’re going.",
"Haha nice, i would love to take a ride with him :D",
"Wild Keanu sighting upvote for good luck!",
"...Morpheus??",
"That bike is sweet!!!",
"A few years back I read that Keanu likes to spend his birthdays having dinner alone to ruminate about the past year in his life. This was like, fifteen years ago that I read this but I thought that it was such a cool idea that I adopted for myself. When my birthday rolls around, I turn everything off and just spend the day alone and... holy shit, it's seriously one of the best ways to spend a birthday.",
"Maybe /r/LeaveKeanuAlone, packed with images and videos of people stalking the stalkers of Keanu Reeves.",
"Whoa!",
"Honestly in polls Johnson was pulling equal numbers from Dems and Reps. So he ‘helped’ Trump just as much as he ‘helped’ Hillary. The only person to blame for the election loss is Hillary. And the DNC that propped her up over Bernie. They had a candidate that all of their constituents loved and threw him under the bus with the promise of ‘I can beat Trump’.\n\nJohnson isn’t to blame. He’s just one of many signs that people are fed up with the duopoly. Of the 3 political parties, Democrats and Republicans are losing numbers while the Libertarian Party is the only one that’s shown growth recently. 5 times in our 240 year history as a country. That’s how often a candidate has lost the popular vote and won the electoral. The first, in 1824 with John Quincy Adams was the end of the First Party System. The next two, 1876 and 1888 for Rutherford B. Hayes and Benjamin Harrison respectively, were near the end of the Third Party System. I believe the last two, 2000 and 2016 for Bush Jr and Trump respectively, are the end of the Sixth Party System.\n\nJohnson’s campaign was stifled because right and left media companies targeted 2 or 3 specific examples of him being a ‘goofball’. Hillary launched millions of dollars to smear the campaign of Johnson and the LP. She could have used that money for more exposure or promoting herself, but didn’t. I worked on helping with the Johnson campaign through social media and have helped other libertarian activities in my home state. There are a lot of great ideas with our party and truly millions of people and counting around the country who want to make things better. I’m sorry you’d rather stick with a different group which is dying.",
"Couldn’t have done the seventh huh?",
"r/SC Leaking out once again.",
"Are we having a world wide Where’s Waldo with Keanu Reeves that I did not know about?",
"Hey Vsause Michael here ",
"But he is always on his own :(",
"Subscribed!\nShouldn’t it really be r/Keanubeingexcellent though?",
"No they didn't have black cases. The Combat was only released in 1972, the last year for the 750cc Commando and the first year for front disc brake. If it's a 750 with a front disc, it's a Combat. ",
"Watch the interview again, little fry guy. He believes they sewed his head up with “hamster feet.” Another good reason never to touch a motorcycle kiddos! ",
"A buddy of mine knows someone who works on Keanu’s bikes. They were going to go riding together and Keanu’s mechanic said he could come along for the ride. This guy fucking slept in. HE SLEPT IN and missed an opportunity to go riding with The One ",
"He's one lucky squid",
"Keanu is badass. ",
"This whole following thread sounds like a MGK rap",
"Yeah i believe it would be really fun to hang out with him.",
"He seems like such a lowkey normal guy.",
"Well that blew up. r/CrewsCrew 2.0",
"Except you can’t remove all those people from the streets. That leaves moto-cyclists at great risk. That’s the whole point, fry guy. ",
"u/unknown_human .. now you have become known .. change your name ",
"it's not if you crash it's when.\n\n",
"Isn't riding a Norton kind of like driving a 1972 Volkswagen Karmann Ghia... not much technology, but cool as fuck? ",
"Eh? All those listed are motorcyclists....",
"Someone fill me because I obviously missed something. What’s up with the Keanu pics? ",
"It looks like the intersection of Doheny and Beverly Blvd.",
"Maybe I'm getting old but for the longest time he was made fun of as a dorky one-note actor with no range. \"Woah, man!\" etc. John Wick seems to have completely changed his image.",
"Thaks Keanu for being Keanu",
"He looks a lot like my cousin in this picture, same bike and helmet. My cousin has different goggles, though.",
"I love him! You know he actually takes public transportation as well! Donates most of his earnings and does majority of his own stunts! I want to marry this man! Or at least one day meet him at a stop light 😁❤️",
"Your a lucky person",
"Cool guy upvote for the bike ",
"Fry guy, you’re missing the point. You’re a tiny fleck of porridge flying down the road. Hard to see you. Even mindful drivers make hard time finding your little motobike. Distracted driver never see it. Go boom on you. Then you’re Gary Busey. No fun. ",
"I knew he lived in the valley ",
"He's on a fucking Norton, he just got more badass than I ever gave him credit for.",
"Doesn’t matter had sex.",
"Have you considered a Grom? They're like a toy in terms of maneuverability for a taller person, if you're shorter they may be just right. I've seen them on the highway, although I don't know about long highway rides. \nA cruiser might be right though. I've never ridden one, but sat on them. The height is definitely right, but low speed maneuvering may still be a challenge, I don't know.",
"Is finding Keanu reeves becoming or has it always been a meme?",
"Someone needs to make a Keanu Reeves subreddit",
"No, in 1975 it was required that all bikes being imported to the USA shift on the left hand side, brake on the right, for safety concerns. The 1975 Norton Commando is the first Commando to shift on the left (and last year they even made Nortons). And the Commandos were slightly different than the Triumphs and BSAs, as they used the \"GP\" shifting pattern: Up for 1st gear, Down for 2nd, 3rd, 4th. ",
"It’s still a cool bike. ",
"Fuck's sake, people. He's driving, not showing up to your personal photo op.",
"My time came in a train Station in Paris, of all places, he was buying a ticket to go to the South of France, I was with my then BF bickering about God knows what. In comes Keanu, I could tell from his silhouette it was him, but he looked pretty shaggily clad, save for an extra large designer travel bag, I knew it was him! I said woo BF hold my things and rushed over and had a little chat with him, he was so friendly and I was so Daft! bless his cotton socks.",
"Where's the 6th? /s",
"Where's the 6th? /s",
"Where's the 6th? /s",
"Where's the 6th? /s",
"Fuck that's hot. I'm so jealous. ",
"Is there a subreddit for people who meet Keanu Reeves in the wild?",
"Makes me wet",
"Is it just me or does he look like he's posing for the picture?\n\nThat's cool of him. ",
"Cool as ice. ",
"What type/style of bike is this. I want to get my bike license this summer. It's like the one robin had in Batman and robin. ",
"Just Neo riding around town. Just living in the Matrix.",
"Should've taken over /r/mostexcellent",
"How sure are you that you weren’t in the matrix ",
"Why does this seem to happen to everyone but me and where do I need to relocate in order to raise the odds of this happening?? ",
"Thanks?",
"Honestly, he is the most chill guy ever",
"Unless it's a Harley.",
"What's with the influx in Keanu sightings? Is he just always out and about lol",
"the spirit is willing, but the flesh is spongy and bruised",
"I'm convinced Keanu just spends his free time showing up at random places and waiting for fans to take pictures for Reddit...",
"Next time you meet him can you send him across the GWB to north Jersey?",
"This dude is everywhere at the same time",
"I heard he killed three men in a bar with a pencil. A FUCKING PENCIL!",
"\"Look into my eyes. To maintain my eternal youth I'm going to have to suck out your soul.\" ",
"Thanks for the correction of the year. \n\nWe have a commando 750, and it is most definitely not GP shift. My CBR is though!",
"For real? :p Hawkeye suits you better as a nickname!\n\nP.S.\nUnder these circumstances I might see Brad Pitt, and not recognise him...",
"Bob Ross is on the list",
"This guy stalks...\n \n...or lives/works near Studio City.",
"So does Harv-\n\nWait, modern times.",
"Inb4 Photoshop battles ",
"at this point if you don't love Keanu Reeves then fuck you",
"Keanu is the best.",
"Guys, what the hell is Reddit's obsession with Keanu Reeves? He's on the front-page almost every day",
"unless you ride a scooter",
"Because he’s protected from viruses? ",
"Erm, feels like a glitch in the Matrix",
"You take your motorcycle into the urinal at a gay bar?",
"Love Keanu seems like an awesome guy!",
"either that or the number of redditors is increasing and becoming more and more mainstream (than it already is)",
"Where were you at?",
"The motorcycle could be Trinity's old one.",
"What’s up with everyone seeing Keanu Reeves everywhere? ",
"I started riding at 22 too. Year and half later it's still a new world for me.",
"Photos of Keanu in public places has been a thing for many years. It's because he's accessible, in public a lot, and not paparazzi'd to hell. And from what people who meet him say, he's a nice person.",
"He just pops up everywhere",
"Brit bikes are awesome! That Norton he's riding is a really sweet ride. ",
"That's true.",
"Norton’s, Indians, and Greavses just won’t do, no they don’t have a soul like a Vincent ‘52",
"Sure, but everybody seems to have forgotten Borromir...\n \nr/SadBean :'(",
"I have looked at the grom! They're super cute but I want something with a little more long distance capability as my main. I've considered it for a second bike. My parents both have larger 1200-1300 cruisers and they are massively heavy. I've been looking at something like the Truimph Bonneville street twin. 29.5 inch seat height .. but really I need a 28\" seat or lower to be comfortable. Otherwise I tend to not ride. \n\nSuprisingly a grom is a 28\" seat height!",
"We are ALL Keanu's lover for tomorrow's blessed day. ",
"I could tell she wasn't wearing a bra",
"It's a very nice circle jerk though.",
"such an LA photo",
"If there were no cars, or maybe just special roads for motorcycles, then I'd ride almost nothing but motorcycles. They're fantastic. But they are *way* too dangerous (for me) to ride consistently.\n\nYes, there are asshole motorcyclists out there, and I don't have the numbers, but I'd guess 90%+ of motorcycle accidents are caused by the non-motorcycle driver. And the car wins 100% of those accidents.\n",
"Cool bike!",
"What a fucking squid ",
"Is it just me or die he look like markplier? ",
"The mainstream subs are so manipulated nowadays. I wish there was another place to spend my boredom",
"I recognize this intersection. [Coldwater & Ventura Blvd](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.14511,-118.4136153,3a,75y,191.18h,77.9t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sC5p5RmpZdhVjzKcs_Kf4Qg!2e0!7i13312!8i6656).",
"Maybe it's because the angle is just funny and he has a helmet on but it doesn't look like his nose and is that a gap between his teeth?",
"We are like Hydra. We infiltrated all aspects of society years ago. ",
"Keanu was staring too, that's why he made the \"blouse\" comment to play it off.",
"I thought it was Michael Stevens from Vsauce.",
"Love that dude",
"Keanu is like a celebrity cryptid you are most likely to find him accidentaly in mundane places than at awards shows or something",
"He already said it, but with an Asian accent.",
"He's probably Reddit's favorite actor Reddit didn't hate after 1 year.",
"It does look like Michael ",
"Holy crap! I'd be impressed just seeing a 70s Norton.",
"Most celebrities tip well, and going against his on-screen personality, was lucky enough to be working a night Conor McGregor was in the club I worked at, his security was understandably very tight, but the man himself was an absolute gentleman, got a photo with any of the staff that asked and tipped every one of us who were at his table, unfortunately didn't get a photo with him but all of our hostesses managed to and got tipped very well that night. Also that man can put away Jameson like it's water. ",
"Where else is your Harley going to take a leak?",
"I'm convinced he does nothing but hang out and wait for Redditors to find him all over town now.",
"The man has taste when it comes to bikes (a Norton commander?) ",
"Why is he so FUCKING cool?",
"He rides his motorcycle without any fear of death because he is immortal",
"Keanu is by far one of the best Hollywood actors. I think he can level with just about anybody with the movies he plays in. Plus the stories of everything he went through and how humble he is, you can not help but like the man. He has deffinetly risen to become one of my top favorite actors.",
"Keanu always seems like such a genuinely nice person. It always makes me sad to think about what happened in his life.",
"Everywhere. ",
"WITNESS MEEEE!!!!",
"Nice bike!",
"i'm a little shocked that he doesn't ride an arch motorcycle!",
"Woah. ",
"this is awesome",
"They still break down just as much as the old ones though",
"Me too thanks",
"Can we get a r/PSbattle on this too? We can call it \"Keanu II\" after that other weird Russia one.",
"Fuck this guy is so cool",
"Oh so it's the bike that's gay, makes sense now.",
"Between the porn and dad jokes, you’re already halfway there. You’ll be fine!",
"Swooonn",
"He must sit and ponder, Keanu reads",
"(Was Keanu real?) What is real? How do you define 'real'? If you're talking about what you can feel, what you can smell, what you can taste and see, then 'real' is simply electrical signals interpreted by your brain. Morpheus, The Matrix.",
"This guy r/guns",
"/thread",
"With a fucking pencil!! Who tf can do that?!?",
"I swear the only pictures I've seen of Mr Reeves smiling is when one of his motorcycles are in the same pic.",
"“Honey, don’t too quickly, but.......is that Keannu Reeves the next lane over looking he wants to murder us...?” \n\nIt honestly doesn’t seem out of character to imagine him bouncing around all over the place just sticking his face in other people’s business. I mean what more fun thing would there be to do if you’re famous?",
"Seems like a good one for r/motorcycles. ",
"You working again?",
"As someone who has adored Mr Reeves since Bill & Ted's, it's so great that he has held up his reputation as a standup guy, unlike so many others lately. ",
"I met trinity(carrie Ann moss) by accident asking for directions. And she acted exactly like trinity.",
"Protests the NFL, Keanu Knees ",
"@/u/Xidus_\n\n^hi",
"Where is this magical place where Keanu Reeves just keeps popping up out of nowhere? ",
"Man I'd love to have a sesh with him, smoke some bowls. I reckon he'd spit so much fire from his brain it'd be fucking great. ",
"Don't creep on someone just because you like their work, you fucking weirdo.",
"Drove by Owen Wilson on his bicycle on Maui, he wasn’t as friendly. ",
"Leonardo Di Caprio would like a word ;)",
"I just like to picture him as John Wick on another mission to knock someone off everytime i see another pic",
"Hold me sides while Keanu pees ",
"I wonder what the exchange here was. Its got me laughing a little, would love to know the conversation. Get the impression he's just stopped at the lights, gave some important life advice, and then before you've had the time to process what just happened he's set off to find the next mortal to import advice to.\n\nKeanu is so cool.",
"You cut him off on the road, now John Wick will cut off your life.",
"He seems like the nicest world famous multi-millionaire you're ever going to meet.. ",
"Reeves 2020\n\n\"He is the one\" ",
"Wait, since when is Keanu the new Chuck Norris?",
"Seeing the way he's so chill & appreciative of his fans is really refreshing. He seems to actively *not* want to live a life that involves wasting his wealth on stupid shit. Seems he prefers living in the \"real world\" instead of that hollywood lifestyle. I respect the shit out of that. Bike rider too? Bad ass!",
"He looks cross eyed.",
"Well hey I have something to look forward to in life I guess ",
"https://goo.gl/maps/BJy3DBbaTrz\n\nDefinitely, that corner. The 3 palm trees looking down Coldwater match up perfectly. Used to go there all the time when I lived in the Valley. ",
"is that ventura and laurel ? I met Jay Leno in that Ralphs on weekends",
"I'd replace Dave Grohl with Billy Murray, and maybe have Dave as the 6th if there was a 6th.",
"Pulled up next to a Harley at a railroad crossing. We had time to kill as we waited on the freight train to pass. So we’re bullshitting about our bikes and he’s telling me how he just bought this 2014 Harley and how much he loves it, he says he just got it out of the shop because of a blown gasket. I asked how many miles he had on it and he replied “3000 miles. It still leaks a little bit but it’s a great bike!”\n\nI just gave him a thumbs up as I rode off on my 20 year old, leak free Honda.",
"It looks like he can't quite believe it either. ",
"so much that i really hope he doesnt feel stalked more than usual",
"what is it that makes a sighting of Keanu make it to the top? ",
"Am a woman, know what a norton is, and would sell a kidney on the black market for the right bike.",
"Tomorrow! ",
"When he was a baby, Keanu teethed. (eh?)",
"Wow on a Norton Commando too...very nice machine and he seems to keep it in great shape :) Lucky guy. ",
"For some reason my favorite person in the world",
"Good point. Might be better to walk into a crowded area and yell “IS ANYONE HERE KEANU REEVES?!”",
"Does your Commando have rear sets? In that case the shift lever would be pointing backwards so your toe could reach it, and that reverses direction of the pattern. Every 750 Commando came from the factory with GP shifting pattern. Yours could also be modified, they do make reversed cam plates for the gearbox so you can shift 1 down 3 up. ",
"I want to believe...",
"John motherfucking Wick",
"As well as Logan Paul.",
"House?",
"Totally random right? That's what I love about life, you just never know. ",
"Keanu my ass! That’s Johnny Utah ",
"“Ride”",
"Conspiracy Keanu back in action",
"He must have a movie coming out soon",
"Damn that's a tiny bike. Johnny Utah needs a Harley. But on a serious note Keanu Reeves seems like a pretty awesome dude. ",
"Neo is trying to get the majority of reddit to take the red pill. ",
"This guy actually had me going lol 🤣",
"This guy actually had me going lol 🤣",
"This guy actually had me going lol ",
"What park is on Canal Street that's also in Soho? There's (was) a park in Nolita (not on Canal Street), and a park in Chinatown on Canal Street. ",
"OP is Keanu’s stalker. Get a restraining order against OP Keanu. 🤪",
"Ajit Pai, Martin Shkreli, Logan Paul, Harvey Weinstein, the woman who returned her dead Christmas tree to Costco",
"That's not even the big question. The big one is, how did they notice then take a picture? Only answer for that I have is they took a still from their Go-Pro. But people usually helmet mount those and this is from an extremely low angle for that.\n\nSo my guess is, they noticed him while riding and hit a few lights together. They probably BS'd at the lights and asked if they could snap a picture and then got one at the night lights. Which is why he is looking and isn't looking annoyed or upset.",
"Half way through, I thought this was ending with Undertaker and Mankind in 1998.",
"\"Meeting\"",
"The man really is “the one” so few celebs seem to be able to deal with this shot and 99% of people I’m sure could not positively embrace public attention the way he does. He’s such a fucking badass. I know it’s been said a million times but here’s one more. To Keanu. ",
"**cool**",
"TIL Reeves wears Alfani",
"he actually owes a boutique motorcycle manufacturer: ARCH they’re racing bike bodies with huuuuuge Vtwin american style engines. Utah is a total gear head! ",
"That's badass!!!",
"lolololol",
"This guy or Dwayne Johnson have got to be the coolest dudes ever. ",
"Said it once, say it again. Man's a fucking legend.",
"Don't jinx it. ",
"Ridning a Norton! That man has class! ",
"Sod Keanu Reeves, what about that Norton Commando , it’s beautiful ",
"King of the road haha",
"Val Kilmer does an AMA in r/movies every other week it seems like and he always seems happy to answer people's questions every time and graciously respond to \"I'm you're huckleberry\" for the 200 millionth time. I'd put him in the list.",
"My God he's so fucking handsome.\n",
"So he eats some bad sushi and Keanu heaves",
"I though Wick’s car was fixed and on the run, why’s he staring right at people. ",
"Cool movies aside, I just want to go check out his bike shop.",
"He's not gonna turn away free pizza",
"David Hyde pierce, Leo DiCaprio ",
"My research at /r/gonewild and associated subreddits has led to me to believe that there are quite a few hot women redditors. ",
"The bike man! I like that it's the same one that was in the recent video where someone backed into it. Makes him seem more \"real\".",
"People are idiots ",
" \"Oh shit dude! Ya know that 'raccoon or possum' we hit a few miles back?\"\n\n\"Dude quit bringing down the mood, it was an accident!\"\n\n\"Dude i think it might have been a dog...\"\n\n\"Man, why would you go and say something like that...\"\n\n\"Because fuckin John Wick is outside your window staring us down!\"",
"Uuuuugh, and he has my dream bike? Stop being so damned cool Keanu! ",
"Op must have some sort of ebsession woth this guy if you look his profile he doesn't post anything else and has a shit loaf of karma",
"Reddit really likes Keanu Reeves.",
"Maybe he was ogling their pudendum ",
"I like Keanu, I'm aware of his charitable contributions and he's just a cool guy but I don't actually understand why Reddit is this obsessed with him. 163K upvotes for this? ",
"That's fair. I think some people really think he's a stalker, though, hahaha.\n\nMe too! I love the Bill Murray \"they'll never believe you...\" stories",
"I have a feeling Keanu is taking pictures of himself and posting these on his many accounts for that sweet sweet karma.",
"Fraser. ",
"I would, but you know, I'm natcho friend, yet...",
"I’d smoke beer with him ",
"Why were you meeting him there? Drug deal?",
"hit up pch or GMR",
"Logan Paul?",
"Y'all forgot that bad assed Mr. Rogers.",
"live in Los Angeles on the west side.",
"Whoaaa! That's totally righteous!",
"When he worked in Russia, he Peedonu. ",
"Keanu has to be the most liked celebrity on Reddit. He always gets hundreds of thousands of upvotes....I wish I was Keanu Reeves.",
"It was prob one of the socal lights that take 5-7 mins to change.",
"I feel like everyone always sees him everywhere. Unlike any other celebrity. ",
"163k upvotes... Really? It's a celeb on a bike, whoop di doo",
"Woah!!",
"I would guess Antarctica.",
"/PUBG ",
"Im pretty sure that is the rapper lil dicky.",
"Why is he favored so much?",
"...and the ever entertaining Nick Nolte too!",
"\n\n\n1+",
"Keanu was never a joke. He was and is the man ",
"Dammit, good call. I just thought I saw the last one I shopped at and got excited. :/",
"Wish I could be his friend",
"Like the other guy said, the MSF offers a few advanced courses that you can take. They have BRC2 and Advanced Rider Course that you can take with your own bike to get more comfortable with it as well. ",
"But does he know dey wey",
"I swear, every single day, someone meets Keanu somewhere in the world, and posts it on Reddit. ",
"Shhh.. what happens in the restroom stays in the restroom. ",
"Hello there you sweet anomaly.",
"As long as you’ve got the cash to pay for the inevitable repair bill. I’ve got two 750s, and they can be motherfuckers to keep running. ",
"Hell yea. ",
"Thought it said knife fight at first glance ",
"I think it's cool how I always see Keanu reeves on Reddit, always in a positive manner. It's like hey there is Keanu reeves again doing cool shit. ",
"He’s 53. Fifty fucking three. I’ll have whatever he’s having. ",
"What a cutie",
"Thank the gods I wasn’t shittymorphed",
"..whoa",
"When he starred in Dracula and was getting grey hair that was actually him getting weak. He hadn't done his vampire thing in a while and it showed",
"Should be a subreddit called 365Keanu where each day someone posts a picture of Keanu when they meet him. Pretty sure we would cover the whole year. ",
"That is until someone on r/askreddit says he’s unfriendly.",
"Keanu is Spider-Man Confirmed. ",
"That is one sexy motorcycle. ",
"You see him at light A and take picture at light B. or magic",
"An idea of a new movie Keanu conceives ",
"I think youre refering to Ted actually.",
"I dont get it :/",
"Snoop Dogg?",
"I don't know who Cobra Commander is or what his voice sounds like. One day, hopefully, you will mature. And one day, hopefully, you will understand why it's important not to be a tool of those who would manipulate you.",
"nice bike!",
"8 hours and it already has over 13,000 people sub'd!",
"shittymorph has conditioned us to read the last line first when we see a long post lol",
"Cool picture, but what a telling amount of upvotes. This is the most upvotes I've ever seen on here and it's just a picture of a famous guy. ",
"Yeah Reddit either really loves him or its a marketing thing",
"I cannot forgive Johnny Mnemonic. ",
"Im getting the same vibe, ridiculous amount of Keanu stuff",
"Please leave his dog alone.",
"Again new capter of Wick will be presented soon. Ads got smarter and smarter",
"Saw him once after his band had played in town, he seemed like a giant douchebag, but he also seemed pretty drunk. I know I can be guilty of the same when I'm slammed though",
"There are only 2 kind's of people who ride motorcycles. Those who have crashed and those who will.",
"I love how is seems to always be really happy to interact with fans. No mayter what I know he would just be like, \"absolutely, lets take a picture\"\n\nThem you see so many celebrities freaking out on fans and having body guards shove them away.\n\nKeanu needs no body guards, amd is genuine. ",
" Feel like there’s no way you could recognize him with the helmet and the goggles, yet the sheer number of upvotes is convincing me that it’s actually him.\n\nI personally would describe him as “a guy who sort of looks like Reeves.”",
"He's a great guy, till you fuck with his dog... ",
"I love that this style of commenting has evolved into anything from sea monsters, wrestling pay per views, to gay love novellas, keep em coming",
"Sexiest man alive! ",
"Is Keanu Reeves the new Bill Murray?",
"Keanu Reeves been on Reddit a lot lately. You have this post, you have the post of his hover hands, and you also have the post of him with a little girl in a grocery store getting a picture",
"It's Keanu dayyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy",
"Meeting reposts on Reddit.",
"😍",
"I'm less dead inside now thanks haha ",
"I'm less dead inside now thanks haha ",
"I'm less dead inside now thanks haha ",
"I'm less dead inside now thanks haha ",
"Can we officially change the game \"Where's Waldo\" to \"Where's Keanu\"",
"i swear meeting keanu reeves somewhere is becoming a meme",
"He hates this reference. It's Keanu's pet peeves. ",
"Can't disagree with you there!",
"Best human ever. ",
"To be clear I'm not blaming Johnson. I'm all for getting your message out there and providing options. Hell, I was hoping because of Romney's relationship with Weld and hatred of Trump he'd show the courage to endorse the dual Republican Governor ticket. \n\nI'm just saying there was an opportunity cost to voting for Johnson and that cost was the opportunity to vote for the only person with a chance of keeping Trump out of office. I wasn't willing to pay that cost. Also I truly don't think he was as knowledgeable as Clinton on some really important issues despite my distaste for her. Now it's true judgment can make up for knowledge that only helps to a degree.",
"This guy is everywhere!",
"The pegs are standard, only one set, and the shifter is in front of them, toe controlled.\n\nMaybe it was modified prior to us owning it. I'll have to do some research on the guts next time we are in there",
"We are every where!",
"The bike he’s riding - Norton Commando 750 - My Dad has his in pieces in his shed. Been there for 30ish years now. His retirement project. \n\nHe’s been retired for over a decade... ",
"People sure do like this Keanu ",
"At this stage I’m convinced Keanu just follows people who stare at their phone in hopes that they’re redditors. Once it gets posted, he then reposts it for free Karma.",
"I was going to post almost the exact same comment.",
"nice bike. probly bought it off mike and frank.",
"A normal person may skip Antarctica, but this is Keanu Reeves! ",
"What a wholesome comment.\n\n$2 /u/tippr",
"https://youtu.be/ww6rjy7pHCU",
"The light is red, Keanu Reeves. \nThe light turns green, Keanu leaves. \nThrough the traffic of life, \nKeanu weaves, Keanu weaves, Keanu weaves ",
"> Riding a motorcycle is a lot of fun, but it's incredibly dangerous.\n\nYeah, as much fun as it seems, I could never get myself to ride one. I could be the most defensive rider out there, but still end up disfigured, in constant pain, paralyzed, or dead simply due to the inattention of a driver. ",
"( actually an old [r/squaredcircle](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/334zra/bestworst_experiences_meeting_wrestlers_in_real/cqho6va/?st=jcb1izzn&sh=0e795c30) story/pasta can't take credit )\n\n",
"[r/squaredcircle](https://www.reddit.com/r/SquaredCircle/comments/334zra/bestworst_experiences_meeting_wrestlers_in_real/cqho6va/?st=jcb1izzn&sh=0e795c30)",
"Why is everyone obsessed with him",
"I'm glad he's wearing a helmet.",
"Fuck!!! My dad had a 750 Norton Commando when he was young! Cool....",
"You can feel his presence. ",
"You spelled John Wick wrong ",
"Hey! You leave Brendan alone!",
"Really? That makes me sad. If that's really the case, I'd get a Triumph Thruxton instead. ",
"\"...out of the corner of your eye you spot him.\"\n\n*Shia LaBeouf*",
"Makes sense he'd be on a Norton. \n\nI love him ever more. \n\nKeanu, if you ever see this, I respect you so much.",
"I see Keanu, I upvote. Simple as that.",
"He’s clearly in Studio City",
"That's what she said?",
"Yet the motorcycle tells his whole story, I wish that was the main stream for the comments! Good picture though!",
"You still got it Michael",
"It's not a conspiracy that a celebrity hires people for PR and social media, I'm sure it's pretty cheap sense posting a Reddit post is free. Maybe his PR is jus lucky that Reddit loves him so much but that love was earned so the stuff they post gets a lot of attention. He overcame a lot of shit and seems like one of the most genuine, honest guy in Hollywood. Plus John Wick was a refresher from all of the lite-action movies we have been getting but let's not forget that a movie us more than its main actor, there is the director and the writers and a whole lot of other people but the director and writers make it what it is for the most part. They usually decide when to cut a shot, on a good film set the director should be am autuer and make the say, the editor uses their discretion sometimes but the director should be involved because the vision can only be expressed originally and coherently by one person because it can only be comprehend entirely narrativly and artisticly in a single mind.",
" Thank you for the information",
"Lmfao, I laughed out loud at this. Thanks. ",
"Is that the Ralph's on 3rd?",
"I need to know as well--I'm not able to locate him on my Pokemon Go either. ",
"He went to get his pills...",
"My wife would know. She recognized him by the shoes he was wearing. She’s a fan.",
"Looks like vsauce",
"Tinus!",
"so cool.",
"Another jesus sighting.",
"Love Keanu, such a great guy. I would like to meet him. I'm saving my Masterball for that one special and rare encounter one day.\n ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"He looks smaller than expected. R u sure?",
"I would get out my car and cheeckly jump on the back of his bike. ",
"JUST ME OR IS THAT BIKE TO SMALL 🦍",
"Go ahead and make a subreddit too so we can crosspost with #ShitMrPracticalSays",
"Good eye. There’s no way I wouldn’t just assume he was just some dude. ",
"Tagged you as \"Nice guy\"! :)",
"As you pulled away you should've yelled \" I KNOW KUNG FU!\"",
"Regardless, I don’t think they should have been driving ",
"Heh, I can do that. \n\nHow about r/VoteMrPractical1 ?",
"I've wondered that too, but... this is the guy who was recorded on a subway offering his seat to a fellow passenger. \n\nKeanu is just being Keanu. And apparently, that includes being out & about like a regular Joe. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=59FUFg2sP7c",
"I guess if you bought the left bike too you'd just have a car. And no kidneys.",
"What a great book that was.",
"Real men wear helmets...and steal paparazzi cameras.",
"Verne Troyer? ",
"Holy hell that new sub got a lot of activity in the past 8 hours lol",
"Were it hot women, his eyes would be soft, a benevolent gaze. The way a woman should be looked at. It’s the Keanu Way. ",
"I know that intersection from my childhood ",
"I would fist bump this man.",
"There was a recent post saying something like \"If you could die and come back as any celebrity, who would it be?\"\n\nThe answer was right in front of my face",
"I better keep my eyes open, he might be next to me next time!",
"And you better subscribe to it! ",
"“Keanu Reeves?”\n“Yep that’s m—“ *shutter click*",
"Sorry I couldn't resist. It seems he is a really nice guy and keeps being seen out and hence reddit are posting sitings of him regularly as a result ",
"Totally righteous dude!",
"Keanu Revs his engine.",
"Hell I would vote for you. Or anybody else. Not like it could be much worse. At least you wouldn't have a giant network of business partners as well as 40 years of inflated ego to please. ",
"Well played. Who needs their kidneys anyways.",
"Which need to be cleared from Keanu’s Eaves",
"no don't get me wrong, he is THE coolest like wow. Wish more people were like him tbh, but nah he's just getting so popular these days as in I'm seeing him show up on all my social media its strange",
"I love him so much. He's so cool.",
"I was waiting for this to turn into a tree fiddy story. ",
"me too",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/3o752191kUrxqaz5AI/giphy.gif",
"I've just joined reddit a year ago. Forgive my ignorance.",
"Didn't Bill Murray beat the shit out of his ex wife or something ",
"2018 don't you dare reveal any Keanu scandels. Reddit wouldn't be able to handle it.",
"I met him once years ago at the NAMM show in california around 2000 and he was a major asshole. I tried to just say hi and take a picture with him and he told me off. Mind you I can understand because in this huge arena I'm sure he was sick of Matrix fanboys like myself coming up to him for a photo. ",
"I was waiting for the jumper cables to come out.",
"He's been known to.",
"Both vehicles were travelling at 45mph when the picture was taken. ",
"I sense a Steven King novel here. And maybe a Broadway show?\n",
"We still check, but we're laughing on the inside.",
"Of course he has impeccable taste in bikes.",
"I'm not sure I would have even noticed the rider. The Norton 750 Commando has been one of my dream bikes for as long as I can remember and that is a beautiful example.",
"/u/PeterMayhew",
"There are almost enough of these pics popping up to warrant a separate subreddit.",
"[Arch Motorcycle Company.](https://youtu.be/PoNWU2cox9w)\n\nI’m not a motorbike fan but these are beautiful. ",
"Let's hope he's just a reddit whore. ",
"That looks so fake. Is his head really that big?",
"Love this man",
"It would honestly be an honor to run. My friends have all talked about it for years. But there are lots of problems with that. \n\n* I was raised poor in a trailer pack and while I was able to bust my butt getting 2 degrees and have a good career I don't exactly come from money and a family name I can leverage. My wife is a doctor but we have she is just started and has nearly $300,000 in student loans we have to pay off and b/c of the housing market in central Illinois my house has been on the market for about a year and a half without selling. Luckily I've always been very fiscally responsible so it's not limiting anything other than running for office haha.\n* I'm not sure I have the temperament required to win a primary unless I just really thought the other candidates were irredeemably terrible. I don't want to have to talk down about someone else just to push me up. And outside looking in it seems like it takes that. \n* I'm somewhat risk adverse and running for office without coming from money is a big risk. I used to be pretty actively politically when I was young often showing up for local party meetings and getting to know people. I liked that we met at a union headquarters sometimes and other times at a bar. :) But I haven't been involved much since I met my wife. \n\nBut to be able to serve your fellow citizen in Congress or similar institutions is about the highest honor the people can bestow upon you. I'd love to think I could help in that way eventually but I don't know. Until then I'll keep fighting the good fight the same as all of you hoping we return to a less tribal culture. I did a road trip to Jon Stewart and Steven Colbert's Rally to restore sanity back several years ago and loved it but it obviously didn't work lol.\n\nHeh. someone asked me to create a sub so I did. :) https://www.reddit.com/r/VoteMrPractical1/",
"That was a nice thought... .I always cringe when people \"ask for a photo\" or an autograph or some meaningless shit like that.\n\nbut sometimes I feel like it'd still be nice to have someone come up to you and say \"Hey, I don't need a photo or anything...but I just really like your work, and it might not mean much...but I wanted you to know.\"",
"I know, I can feel it",
"Is this a cafe racer ",
"Arnold Schwarzenegger? I know he has a reddit account and has even replied to people on here before. Seems like a cool guy.",
"I would have hauled ass home, gotten my bike, hauled ass back....only to realize I was dumb enough to think I could make it back in time to ride with Keanu.",
"He's everywhere !!!",
"His pose suggests: “I see you taking my picture, you cheeky shit. Hello!”",
"In other words - Keanu reaves.",
"I wanted to, but the \"Gal**o**pagos\" was a dead giveaway.",
"Good human. ",
"Agent Smith",
"One",
"Two",
"BABA YAGA!",
"Three",
"same.",
"And finally, number four.",
"Can you run in Canada as well? Our election is in 2019.",
"I went to their concert in Sydney for the same reason thousands of other women were there. I was up the back of the venue and it was kind of hilarious to look down and 90% of the audience was squished way over to his side of the stage.\n\nThe big surprise was that they were quite good! So good I even forgot to stop swooning over him for most of the concert. Hashtag, NoRagrets. ",
"I've got a passport and there are some Crown Royal blends you can only buy in Canada, [such as Blender's select](http://www.lcbo.com/lcbo/produit/whisky-canadien-crown-royal-blenders-select/547885#.WlfoLWtSyM8), so I have no problem with this. \n\nMy French isn't very good though so Montreal may not like me...or maybe they will because I at least know some. However, I typically say \"Je parles pas francais.\"",
"Jokes on you, this is [my twitter account](https://twitter.com/realdonaldtrump)",
"It's called a helmet.",
"I didn't get into bikes until I was 22 or 23. I started on a 2001 Kawasaki Vulcan 500. It really is something else. I found myself taking longer routes to work just so I could ride more. I ended up buying a 2013 Kawasaki Vulcan 900 in 2015. The bigger bike rode better, and looked better too. \n\nIt even survived an accident last year (as did I) and once spring comes I'll be out riding again.",
"I accept your nomination. ",
"Your research lacks credibility, sauce?",
"u/unknown_human \nWhich intersection is this?\n(The Ralph's Market helps a little)\nAwesome picture!!",
"Looks more like Marc Maron",
"Commenting on history",
"Yeah, they are terribly engineered. Funnily enough I can personally recommend the triumph as I worked in one of the teams that designed it! Its a great bike!",
"Nice bike.",
"I wish *I* could meet Keanu Reeves at a traffic light",
"can you believe it, i had the very same motorcycle when i was in the navy in norfolk va. sure miss that bike but not norfolk haha.",
"Sure it ain't markiplier?",
"Keanu needs a podcast. He's a real car bro too ",
"I've watched this post off/on all day. From 3000 karma all the way up to 170000. Like watching something important come into being. \n\nReally I should be paying more attention at work ",
"OH MY GOD ITS NOT EVEN LIKE THAT WE ARE GOING TO BE SO HAPPY TOGETHER AND HAVE A HOUSE WHERE HE CAN WORK ON HIS BIKES WHILE I MAKE LUNCH AND BRIMG HIM LEMONADE AND HAVE FIVE CHILDREN NAMED TIFFANY SARAH JACOB BRENDAN AND MICHEAL!!!!!!",
"I would take a glance at him and think it was Vsauce Michael ",
"*Your message matched the substring /subscribe/ - Thank you for subscribing to Norton Facts!*",
"Yeah it's easy to underestimate just how tiring it can be to have the wind hitting you",
"My first reaction was \"can no one leave these people alone?\"\n\nAt a freaking stop light of all places lol",
"We'll retire the #1 when Tom Hanks dies...",
"He looks sorta like Robert Downy Jr. in this photo.",
">whatever allows them to do it so inexpensively! \n\nThey take it out of the road fund, eventually the potholes will be so big it'll be just another small hill to climb.",
"Plot twist. Keanu is OP’s stocker",
"Hot puppies and Hot toddlers xD",
"If that’s it, that’s seriously fucking sad.",
"You forgot Veegor Morgensteen",
"This is how he always stops at traffic lights. ",
"This is what happened when I saw queen latifah lmao",
"Honestly had no idea who you were talking about when you said Reeves without the Keanu",
"100% correct.",
"I believe all of what you said, but I think you're lying about Keanu approaching some strangers' table - he's far too polite to do so. Jelly of the lovemaking though.",
"750 snorting Norton hope he doesn’t drop it because you will have to help him pick it up",
"“Are you sure about that?”\n\nI like how both the user account and the comment he’s responding to is deleted.\n\nWonder what happened to him.",
"I know you're half-joking, but I don't think /r/gonewild and associated subreddits exist to cater to hot women... For every submitter, there's like dozens or hundreds of commenters. That's a tough ratio to draw the conclusion from that there are relatively 'quite a few hot women redditors' ",
"Did you ask him how much for the bike?",
"See, helmets are cool!",
"And hes even riding a damned good bike. I love Nortons",
"Ajit Pai would be at the top of that one. Maybe even ahead of Trump.",
"You just have to learn how to recognize him. Once you do you'll be seeing him at a traffic light probably once or twice a week.",
"Who wouldn't want to marry him?\nI mean, c'mon. He was Neo. John Wick. \n\nAnd he respects the ladies. \nI'm read to find my Keanu. ",
"Oh, I know... I currently ride a Triumph Street Triple R!",
"I wonder if he knows that? ",
"That pose looks like the most interesting man pose. ",
"Hey, I was just talking to a guy in another thread about him picking motorcycles up after a movie as a hobby.",
"This is like the 3rd time in a day I’ve seen Keanu Reeves on the front page of reddit. What’s going on here? ",
"Bill Gates, too.",
"Fake.",
"miss my motorcycle a lot now as I'm in canada now. The thing is western countries requires a different licence in order to drive 2-wheelers whereas mine country requires none(legally they do). It is feeling many people here don't experience I think.",
"Plot twist, it was Ed Sheeren in the car",
"He is just amazing! Thank you for sharing!",
"2018 is truly the year of Keanu Reeves.",
"176 000 upvotes! In nine hours!That’s over 300 a minute, 176000 is like the population of st Lucia. Congrats and wow.",
"That would be fool proof except for the impersonators.",
"Right! You gotta try being sad if your a rich celebrity living in LA! They can do whatever they want. Sounds like fun!!!",
"I completely agree. You are one of em xD",
"You're*",
"I want to buy some Keanu. Where might I go to get some?",
"36 here. Fuck everyone that kept me from getting one my whole life. My motorcycle is my favorite non-living thing in my life. ",
"He’s photogenic?",
"But you have a 500% higher chance of death in the case of an accident than a car driver. ",
"I know exactly where that is. the ralphs on ventura and coldwater. that corner hasnt changed in decades. ",
"I’ve loved this guy for the past twenty three years since seeing Speed. I’m still salty that I left my Keanu scrap book at a hotel when I was 12 - a book dedicated to magazine cuttings of his beautiful face.\n\nSeems I won’t be getting over this crush any time soon. ",
"Lookalike?! ",
"No need to buy. Just get on your knees, open your mouth, and browse r/all",
"He really be out here in these streets for real!",
"Mr Rogers and maybe Carl Sagan",
"I'm not your good guy, good chief.",
"He seems happier lately! ",
"I do not know what Seroquel is for or why one would use it.\n",
"No I see that. I have no problem with it, I like Keanu Reeves too, I was just curious if he was doing something that keeps putting him on the front page.",
"Damn, now you've jinxed it. His inevitable fall from grace will come soon now.",
"Whose dad",
"Rubs his dick, Keanu creams. ",
"One of the coolest celebrities out there. Maintaining his sanity very well thank you. Fame can fuck you up.",
"Ruptured, not taken. Without a spleen he’d be prone to infections like a mofo and we’d have no Keanu.",
"Getting his picture taken, I guess! Maybe it’s all a coordinated social media campaign.",
"It was removed. He has a huge scar down his abdomen\n\nI knew a kid in elementary school who crashed into a wall while sledding and had his spleen removed. He had a special helper during recess because he wasn't allowed to do anything too strenuous. I hope he's doing well now. \n\nhttps://www.rollingstone.com/movies/news/the-quiet-man-the-riddle-of-keanu-reeves-20000831\n\nhttp://www.thehollywoodnews.com/2015/09/02/10-things-you-didnt-know-about-keanu-reeves/5/",
"Agree. He always seems so happy to pose for fans. Love him.",
"How about Mr. Rogers?",
"Thanks!",
"Speak for your self!",
"Then he dumped you. You now refer to him as the heartbreak kid. ",
"He is The One after all.",
"[I found this interview pretty shitty on her part](https://youtu.be/2y7rk7eHHAM) \nThen there was her coming out against Weinstein despite pics of her embracing him on the red carpet. \nShe’s no Bill Murray that’s for sure. \n",
"I am The One.",
"What if you don’t have knees? Seems like a pretty racist policy.",
"Holy fuck lmao",
"Norton, that’s my dogs name",
"Keanu Reeves seems to be omnipresent with all of these post about him on Reddit recently",
"\"No one will believe you....wait, delete that picture!\"",
"that's too sweet, bro",
"Me 2 thanks",
"[Sauce](https://i.imgur.com/NGtmTPL.jpg)",
"Truly an underrated human being. If I saw him, I would buy a him a beer. ",
"Woah!",
"Lemme write that somewhere, anyone know how to get hold of Bill Murray and Keanu Reeves?",
"That’s fake news. No doctor could remove his spleen and live to tell the tale.",
"Get in line.",
"This fucker gets gold for this??? Take your gold and your karma but just know this comment deserves NOTHING!! Oh yea and Keanu is awesome.",
"Stop saying \"Fake news\" for things that are completely true and aren't even news. \n\nYou can absolutely live without a spleen https://www.mayoclinic.org/tests-procedures/splenectomy/basics/results/prc-20014837\n\nYou just have to be more careful about infections",
"Reddit got butthole you mean ",
"You mean John Wick?",
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"765 or 675? I haven't had a chance to ride the 765 yet, but the 765 was developed whilst I was working there and it sounded great on the dyno's",
"\"It's me Austin...it was me all along Austin\"",
"Could have seen him before they stopped at the light and was ready. ",
"Why is reddit sniffing this guys ass all the time. Wtf did i miss? ",
"Correction: Keanu Reeves is always *somewhere*. Redditors have just started on a karma train to post random photos of him which is making it seem like people keep just running into him",
"You would think he would be riding one of his own bikes from his bike company\n",
"I know a guy that's had a Ducati for 2 years... he's had 9 incidents on his bike. Only one was somewhat serious and he ended up going down doing about 60, caught some intense road rash. The rest were all stuff that you can walk off or heal up in a couple weeks or damage to his bike.\n\nI've been riding off and on for over 10 years and I've had one instance where my foot got pinned under a sliding bike, but my boot and riding pants took 90% of the damage. One incident where a car darted over one lane to get in the right hand turn lane, didn't see me coming up and sideswiped me onto the sidewalk. Didn't actually crash but he bent my handlebars and sent me careening across a sidewalk at 25mph that could've had pedestrians on it (didn't at that moment). The rest of the stuff was me dropping my bike or bailing out of wheelie in a parking lot when I was learning.",
"That’s along the lines of what I was thinking. Maybe a soon to be announced movie or something.",
"Yeah. My 83 Kawasaki KZ1100 is older than I am, but never leaked until I dumped it. \n\nI'm actually gonna buy my first brand new bike this year, but luckily for me I like Victory bikes a lot more than Harley's. ",
"Am I the only one who hasn’t run into this man?!",
"More fake news. Stop shilling for mayoclinic - it’s very damaging to your image and undermines our trust in you.\n\nKeanu’s spleen has repaired itself 100%. In fact it’s so strong it’s often used as a back up power source.",
"This is some weird shittymorph...\n\nI'll take it ",
"2014 675. I'm SUPER interested in the RS, though... unfortunately, our local dealer closed... they were Triumph/Ducati, someone bought the Ducati half, dumped the Triumph. =(",
"wait what about dave? ",
"I'm shutting down the studio.",
"After the urinal, he'll find his wife in the bed and give her the Keanu Tease.",
"Nah everyone just saw her nudes and got tired of her tbh. \n\nSource: am a guy. Don't know about how girls feel about this so take that into consideration ",
"4000 comments, yay!",
"Not sure which one you're gonna get but that Octane is a fast bike.",
"HOW IS HE EVERYWHERE",
"Ahh cool it’s John wick",
"We served him at our restaurant. He asked my gf to split his check😎",
"That Norton!",
"I thought he rode the subway ",
"The Octane or the Gunner are my short list as of right now. ",
"Brilliant reference. Love that song",
"Brilliant reference. Love that song",
"He is the one!",
"The hell’s wrong with you, weirdo? Why are you making so many posts of pictures of him and then flaunting all the other posts you have of him by providing us links? \n\nI’m very curious. Do you know you’re a weirdo and are the way you are anyway, or are you oblivious socially and have no idea you’re scary?\n\nWasn’t there a post recently about how do you know if someone’s unstable? Can I nominate OP?",
"The greatest human being in history.",
"So then how do you come up with most motorcycle accidents being caused by a smaller contact patch of the tire?",
"There’s definitely some weirdos in this world. I’m just gonna do my part and downvote all of this person’s Keanu Reeves posts and make comments like these in all their posts. Because this individual definitely has an obsession and it seems unhealthy and disturbing \n",
"Dwayne Johnson is one, I think.",
"Neil degrasse Tyson.",
"Then to the window for a cigarette, feel that Keanu breeze",
"Since it's a top 5 you'll have to kick one of the other guys off the list",
"Keanu notices him.",
"Dwayne Johnson. Jackie chan",
"I never asserted that. The other guy did\n",
"in the marines ",
"I think you just showed me the greatest sub of all time.",
"Can we add Patrick Stewart to the list?",
"Nah. We just breaking your balls man. Don't worry about it.",
">I did dips for the first time this past week without pain in like 2 years. It was awesome\n\nYeah, totally me...except I do it once every *couple* of years",
"Hi. You made my day <3",
"A vest from Kanye West ..",
"Wife dies. Dog killed. Keanu bereaves. ",
"Comments automatically get deleted when an account is deleted. ",
"Oh nice! I’d be interested so see what a Combat-engined one would be like to ride. I know they’re supposed to rev higher, which is always fun, but I imagine it’d lose some of that characteristic grunt...",
"The Ralph's sign is a dead giveaway. ",
"Looks like he was accused but the allegations were withdrawn. That's not to say he is at all innocent. It appears there was a large sum of money involved. This is definitely a case of \"don't meet your heroes.\"",
"Haha right? I'm sure they have their problems as well, just seems like a good life to live if you do it right.",
"Ventura & Coldwater Canyon. The busiest intersection in the San Fernando Valley....",
"Important bit to note is that he's likely riding it a good distance from his residence. You can't say it doesn't do the same for you when they're running right!",
"We need more people like you in this world.",
"Haven't heard that in a long time!",
"I love Vsauce!",
"Neo is a highly intelligent machine, I'm sure he's running the most up to date antivirus at all times.",
"Zing!",
"But when it starts...mmmmmm.",
"Honorable mention to Bill Murray",
"He has to ride that bike because they stole his car and killed his dog",
"The light did change, there is even a blurry car too.",
"He probably spent it all on his new teeth",
"He's everywhere!",
"Is that at Olympic and Barrington? ",
"Ah, like Andy Dick in a men's room.",
"Best reddit post ever! Love this guy!",
"You should’ve asked him if he was working again.",
"He's a such a wonderful man.",
"When someone is suffering,Keanu Pities.",
"Search her name and Harvey Weinstein and see why people don't like her. She never did call out his actions but always seemed to find a good job for her \"talents\" which for acting are few.",
"What a cutie ",
"Why does it make me happy to know Keanu has a Norton Commando? Yet, it does.",
"Hey Vsauce, Michael here",
"I love that Keanu is such a good sport and will take so many pictures with people that I’ve seen like ten on reddit so far",
"Always showing up in the CRAZIEST of places!",
"I envy you dude......",
"How many other world famous celebs do you see showing up in photos like these?",
"Holy shit the upvotes on this!",
"Yeah. I enjoy them both but have always had more issues with those and Triumphs than I'd care to mention. Another issue is parts availability. That's one of the things I mention whenever people just starting out riding talk about how much they want a vintage British bike. Where you gonna get that part you need when you eventually break down far from home. Ride long enough and it'll happen regardless what you're sitting on. Harley and Honda for my money. ",
"wonder why he isn't riding one of his own motorcycle company's bikes",
"Ok I've been kinda non-committal on the whole good guy Keanu bit, I don't know the dude so who knows what his deal is.\n\nBut he has damn near unlimited toy funds, is American, and still chose a 750 commando to go cruising on? I'm on board. His choice could not be any more perfect.",
"You and I could be good friends",
"Ventura Blvd.",
"He seems to be everywhere xD. On bus stops, airports, now on motorcycles. Guy seems to like traveling.",
"It's the same bike Shawn Spencer owned I think. ",
"Are mopeds still uncool? ",
"Johnnie 'Fuckin'' Utah",
"Each Christmas his door Keanu wreaths. ",
"He’s Canadian",
"Do you think the people who work at McDonalds only eat at McDonalds?",
"I've read that Brian Blessed taught Keanu meditation during filming of \"Much Ado About Nothing,\" a film I'd *love* to see deleted scenes from, since Keanu *had* to have had more scenes, for the plot. I'm wondering if this is true, because it seems so...opposite.\n\n",
"You rang???",
"but he custom built his bikes for (i assume) himself and other like minded rich people?",
"I’ve just been seeing so many more recently I love it though",
"I was like, “Keanu!!!”",
"a Norton... much respect",
"Weird Al Yankovic",
"Agree. He always seems so happy to pose for fans. Love him.",
"Good on ya dude. I was working my ass off on the treadmill yesterday, and the lady next to me said \"good job\" as I was leaving. That one second of kindness made my whole day!",
"I feel like any ent has to say snoop also. ",
"Ah I see. Seeing as she never called him out and she seems like, as HW’s people would call her, “Harvey’s type” the assumption lingers that that he helped her in her career. And if he did that it was unlikely to have been for non-sexual reasons.\n\nDid she really not call him out direct, or mention his name in statement of support for his victims (there must have been such a statement from her...right?)",
"Please take me with you!!!❤️💗",
"I wouldn't. If he's one of Reddit's top five, why have I never heard the name before?",
"Corner of Ventura and Coldwater Canyon in Studio City if anyone is curious.",
"I have a canoe that I named \"Canoe Reeves.\"",
"It would be really nice of him to ship me that fucking Norton. I've wanted one my entire life! ",
"He's everywhere!",
"Ah, that explains the taste in motorbikes.",
"Is Keano Reeves to Reddit what Bill Murray is to the Chive? ",
"I miss the good ol’ days when we rightfully made fun of him for his terrible acting. I thought we were united on this, folks. I missed the transition!",
"Substitute Bob Ross for Verne Troyer, if we're talking living celebrities.",
"Why sad? Does it feel like mockery?\n\nI wanna say I understand. A lot if the time happiness & positivity takes a ton of effort. It's an accomplishment. But in this case it's so incredibly arbitrary. ",
"Like that",
"For sure Val Kilmer",
"Badass for sure",
"That is Dr. House, don't you lie to me. ",
"And Betty White",
"Man crash level: Keanu is my jam",
"\"the Combat engine & disk brake were such a popular item that by mid-year, they were included on every 1972 Norton Commando of every type. \"\n\nSo it could be a combat, or not, but I'm going to agree with you because Keanu looks like he'd go for a combat engine! \n\nBack in the day I owned an 850 in a '71 frame with the TLS front drum brake, followed by a stock 850 mk IIa with a disc, and I'd take that drum over the disc every time. Set up correctly it would stop me on a sixpence, and the air scoop and \"exhaust\" mesh covered holes in the drum were a thing of beauty.\n\nInteresting read about the Combat problems: \n\nhttp://www.classic-british-motorcycles.com/1972-norton-commando.html",
"Peter Mayhew and Arnold Schwarzenegger are two celebrities who I have witnessed being so incredibly amazing. They are stand up individuals whose kindnesses have touched me.\n\nWhile I have never seen a Keanu Reeves post on reddit, he has such kind eyes. The only other celebrity whose heart shows in his eyes is Peter Mayhew. \n\nI apologize for signaling you out, Mr. Schwarzenegger, if you should ever read this. Your exquisite skill as a Terminator in your past life has left behind an indescribable glint in your eye. ;)\n\nI have to wonder if these three have ever met. I am really curious on what types of topics would come up during casual conversation between the three... ",
"Probably my favorite FG joke",
"That's not a \"no\"! :D",
"Norton Commander? wtf?!",
"He should really wear a full face helmet. ",
"Not everyone gets it\nhttp://imgur.com/0ldUqbv",
"No they don't. Comments stay unless you overwrite them, but the username of the comments get deleted. ",
"Ahhh one of my favorites ",
"Because deep down, their darkest truths, Keanu Believes",
"ah yes i got it mixed up",
">And if someone cares fuck them\n\nThe only way to live life",
"These are all men so far!",
"He’s everywhere! I think he’s working for Bill Murray ",
"On people's discussion, Spy Keanu drops Eaves",
"I can't imagine how offended they would be if somebody did the same to them.",
"LOL\n",
"has everyone met keanu reeves this week or what",
"Keep coming up with these stories and in 500 years time it'll probably be a religion.",
"Sherman Oaks?",
"Fair enough fair enough. I want a newer triumph pretty badly but am skeptical because it's venturing away from the Japanese and German engineering I've grown to know and love.",
"whoa!",
"I’d rather meet a real life hero like a paramedic a doctor a firefighter then any movie star.",
"\n\nSee you can tell when it is only a popular sort of affection like a squash. In any case, what we have for Keanu and Terry is more. Considerably more. ",
"I’m glad you got happy tears. :)",
"Go west. [Duarte square](https://goo.gl/maps/n5MPbzezkjK2)",
"From the factory, If it's a 750 with a front disc brake, it's a 1972 Combat. They didn't make 750s after 1972, and they didn't put disc brakes on any Commando before 1972. These British manufacturers were known for improving a model half way through the year instead of waiting till the next New year's model. So yes, there could be a 1972 750cc with no disc brake, but it wouldn't have the Combat engine. All commandos previous to 1973 are 750cc, your 1971 must've been swapped with an 850. ",
"it was swapped, yes. I had an 850 engine in a 71 frame with the twin leader brake",
"You're right about drum brakes sometimes being better than discs. I race a 1960 650 Norton Atlas with a John Tickle front drum and I have almost dumped it at low speeds in the paddock. At speed, I can grab it all and it won't lock up....they work if set up correctly. ",
"hey r/motorcycles",
"So does everyone else.",
"[I mean like](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tpr8oqyjKIc)",
"You cant grope women when youre riding a motorcycle , hes always been a good Boy Scout",
" [Hip-Hop’s Year of Dangerous Living Put the Accused on the Charts](https://nyti.ms/2F1zlN6)",
"Prison Mike fo'sho",
"I thought that was Michael from vsauce at first ",
"I thought that was Michael from vsauce at first ",
"I thought that was Michael from vsauce at first ",
"That was my one of my buddy's, he had a Quaife close-ratio gearbox in it.\n\nHard to tell if it lost anything much on the bottom end that the different ratio on the first two gears didn't compensate for.",
"That’s interesting. Mine’s just an incredibly grunty engine, and I can’t imagine one being any different. It’s a 44-year-old machine so I don’t feel the need to rev it too high, although perhaps with its shorter stroke the Combat might rev a bit more freely. Do you remember if the vibrations were less severe with the 750? The 850 is pretty violent haha. ",
"The 750 was relatively smooth compared to the stock Commando, but that motor was completely balanced. \n\nI still remember how numb my hands used to get when out thrashing the 850.\n\nThe Combat gained revs like no tomorrow, and without a rev limiter I think you could spin it to destruction.",
"Up to twenty with his shoes and socks off. ",
"That’s awesome, would love to try one one day. Which did you prefer, on balance? \n\nOn tickover the 850 just jumps around on its stand – the fairing on mine moves through a good inch or two on each stroke!\n\nI know they did do a handful of Combat-engined JPSs...now that would be a sweet ride. ",
"that looks photoshopped. Either that or keanu is ridiculously photogenic. ",
"Oh, that's in Hudson Sq. Sorry to pick hairs.",
"Why is reddit sniffing this guys ass all the time. Wtf did i miss? ",
"No problem. I worked in the neighborhood at the time and assumed most poeple in the area would consider it to be soho, considering across the street would be soho, as well. Almost no one has ever heard of hudson square anyway.",
"You should mark this NSFW! ",
"I mean, if you think about it, they cater to hot women who are into exhibitionism :P",
"yeah I'm not serious, but I get a lot of amusement from people who ask what kind of motorcycle I ride, after seeing me carrying a helmet around. I just tell them nah man, it's a scooter. They go \"Oh...\" every time. ",
"I might reconsider Dave Grohl. As a fellow musician, it was pretty shitty what he did to Foo’s drummer, Will Goldsmith back in the day.",
"While reading your list I was hoping to see Tom Hanks ",
"That's a tough one.\n\nThat Combat motor was as far from stock as could be, it had every fix done to it, it was basically a miler motor built by AMA pro Dougie Showler at his shop.\n\nIt was smoother than a either a factory 750 or 850, but then again (this was back in '74) it had over ten grand in it.\n\nIt howled. \n\n\n\n\n",
"Is that cold water canyon and Ventura?",
"Um sorry 4yo got ahold of my phone ",
"Norton's are badass bikes but too bad it's not a BSA or a Triumph.... old school Commando 750 nice!",
"Amazing that they are all men. ",
"Ajit pai",
"metoo",
"Terry Crews is a regular at the theatre I used to work at. He was such a wholesome, kind guy, as is his whole family. I always got a kick whenever they visited.",
"all men. NICE REDDIT",
"Dude, can't forget Bill Murray ",
"Why the sarcasm? You'd probably pick Keanu over Trump. Along with most people",
"Do you know the 'sad keanu' and 'ageless keanu' memes?",
"In the general election, sure. In the primaries, I would hope to have some stronger candidates. ",
"No",
"He really does seem like one of the coolest, most genuine dudes around!",
"Ffs everyone and their dad is meeting him in irl and me no 😡😡😠",
"Peter Mayhew?",
"I love seeing some random post I scrolled past suddenly in the top upvotes posts of all time",
"Funnily enough, he's wearing a t-shirt for Arch in another post that's currently on the front page (r/funny, post about dodging lawsuits)",
"Whoaaa! That's totally righteous!",
"Coolest guy alive",
"Bill Murray too! ",
"And after reading this entire saga, Keanu sighs and says, \"Jeez...\"",
"How fucking cool is that guy?",
"And and absolutely *craving* approval and validation. But that's none of my business.",
"What you didn't see was him starting his stopwatch as soon as the flash went off.\n\nHe's been refreshing the front page of reddit ever since.",
"Probably",
"This thread will go on forever, Keanu preconceives.",
"this is really good top @Xidus_",
"For Keanu, we're all on our Knees",
"Keanu is immortal, reddit Believes",
"I though Wick’s car was fixed and on the run, why’s he staring right at people. ",
"Bill Murray.",
"my spirit animal....naturally",
"My spirit animal ",
"Can't believe everyone forgot about Snoop - u/Here_Comes_The_King is a Reddit legend and a legendary good guy",
"Can we stop rhyming things with Keanu, please?",
"This thread is finally coming to an end, Keanu relieves",
"Give it two weeks, they'll all be outed as sex offenders ",
"Add bill murray and you got a perfect list ",
"We skipped a step.",
"Damn, I still love both of those people. Keeping up with Reddit trends is kinda hard. ",
"Is that the ralph's in studio city on ventura? ",
"Chris Pratt?",
"This is my favorite ",
"My man!",
"Hilarious ",
"\"dont at me\"?",
"while Keanu might have a red arrow, \nI'm pretty sure whoever took the photo has a green light. \nnotice the green light for traffic opposite them and red for the cross traffic? \nit's been green long enough for a car to get through the intersection.",
"Is he the only celebrity that goes out in public? He is seriously one of the most shilled on reddit",
"/r/orgy",
".",
"Good bot",
"He's on a new motorcycle everytime I see him",
"Um, is this viral advertising for a Superbowl commercial?",
"Ajit Pai?",
"C'mon can't forget Bryan Cranston! Man I love that guy",
"looks like the bike from the superbowl commercial",
"Reeves is like the good looking version of Bill Murray.",
"How bout lets comment on this beautiful unchopped Norten hes riding",
"Aren’t you forgetting r/onetruegod?",
"Looks like he just finished shooting the Superbowl commercial",
"He's the only one you could meet like that, as Trinity ignores traffic lights",
"A fall wreath Keanu weaves.",
"*he earns his Keanu degrees",
"\"Now Nortons and Indians and Greavses won't do.\nOh, they don't have a Soul like a Vincent '52.\"",
"hell yeah",
"He needs to marry me already. ",
"The actual dopest shit that could ever happen",
"Apparently, Bill Murray lives in Hemet.",
"What a beautiful life people are living i wish I could also live that kind of a life",
"bullshit. This is what people who have crashed say to make themselves feel better",
"Meet or take photo of? ",
"H E Y Y Y Y Y Y Y Y 👋🏼👋🏼👋🏼",
"I KNOW",
"Keanu is dead on.....he describes it perfectly.\n\nRiding a motorcycle is the closest thing to freedom + therapy + white knuckle thrills you can experience. \n\nI miss it every day.",
"The norton would tip me off.....how many dudes are tooling around on Nortons.",
"Keanuceptiom",
"no. there's just a huge viral ad campaign on him going for a while due to his john wick movies and now his motorcycle company. that's what op's post is. a viral ad for his motorcycle company. all the keanu is such a nice guy posts are for his movies.",
"One of my best childhood \"heroes\", certanly inspired me to explore the Matrix and eventually end up doing CS.",
"I'm a simple man. I see Keanu Reeves, I upvote.",
"Where was this taken?",
"Nicolas Cage for the win ",
"What a terrific man, cant wait for bill and ted three. Im sure he will donate profits, he seems to always do so.",
"All I can hear is \"JOHN WICK\" in the back of my head, repeating that name over and over, whenever I see Keanu.",
"Where’s Bill Gates on that list? C’mon",
"Not anymore. :(",
"Looks like VSauce Michael.",
"And thank you for another stunning analysis yet again, flaming_douchebag",
"Fuck me sideways that's a beautiful bike he's got. The man has had excellent taste in bikes for years.",
"as a guy recovering from a motorcycle accident i can relate",
"Bill Murray and Brian Cranston?",
"Elon Musk as of late.",
"and morgan freeman",
"Ewan Mcgregor has to be on there somewhere ",
"Wearing jeans as well :S",
"Nicolas Cage! ",
"Just gonna say Kanaal forever",
"Don't forget Al Yankovic",
"Nah, I haven't met him either.",
"That's what the magic conch said you'd say. ",
"😛😛😛😛😛",
"What happened to his car?",
"Upvoted just before this post gets archived!",
"And off to the archive it goes "
] | 4,118 |
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Meeting Keanu Reeves at a traffic light
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/r/pics/comments/7pny69/icicles_on_the_top_of_the_ledge_of_our_door_this/
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[
"The window leaks",
"That is some baaad isolation...",
"Yeah car maintenance came before we could fix the door this summer.",
"It's a door.",
"Put up some weather stripping! \n\nAnd stay warm. It's freaking 50°F here in my city in Western NY. This past weekend, high of 2. Can't imagine your wind-chill right now",
"I will definitely invest in some. Thankyou",
"The door leaks.",
"Oh ok I cannot disagree with that."
] | 8 |
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Icicles on the top of the ledge of our door this morning. -25° F
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/r/pics/comments/7pnz7o/i_was_in_a_taxi_in_the_middle_of_rush_hour_this/
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[
"Onecycle",
"They see me rolling",
"Well that's happening.",
"They hating",
"three x four",
"Tryin’ to catch me ridin’ stubby\n\nedit - why did the guy I replied to delete his comment? Now I look like an idiot.",
"Hurry and scurry for pole position\n\nTo get a leg up on the competition\n\nHe's gotta roll, he can't be late\n\nAss kicking contests never wait",
"Creed from the office is looking horrible!",
"It would be more dramatic if he only overtook you once just saying!\n",
"Was he doing laps or did you overtake him 3 times?",
"Never understood why Terry Fox didn't do something like this, or skateboard across Canada.",
"He looks like a mannequin.",
"Needs to eat more than just mung beans.",
"cool !!",
"On your left",
"this guy has it figured out",
"If he were a woman he'd be Eileen",
"Same amount of wheels and he gets to use the sidewalk?",
"I feel like it would be easier if he'd use two legs instead of just one. Whatever, to each his own.",
"Less wheels means less friction."
] | 20 |
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I was in a taxi in the middle of rush hour. This dude overtook me 4 times.
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/r/pics/comments/7pnzqx/heart_skipped_a_beat_opening_that_snapchat/
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[
"Baby got your hair?",
"Baby got his eyebrows but not his hair ",
"Face Swap was a mistake.",
"KILL IT WITH FIRE",
"There simply isn't enough gasoline to burn that outta your mind\n",
"Then I shall drown this agonizing organ in gasoline, desire for existence has ceased after seeing this picture. "
] | 6 |
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Heart skipped a beat opening that Snapchat.
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/r/pics/comments/7po1o2/logan_paul_during_his_emo_phase_vote_up_so_it/
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[
"Am I the only one who still doesn't know who this dude is? I thought he was a politician, but he doesn't look the part",
"Down voting for \"vote up\" ",
"I don't know how it's possible for you not to know who he is. He's a YouTuber who filmed a suicide victim for views and acted in a generally reprehensible manner in public spaces in Japan, including places of worship.\n\n",
"Vote up bro",
"Yeah, I had no idea who this was. \n\n"
] | 6 |
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Logan Paul during his emo phase. Vote up so it shows up on Google when you search "Logan Paul".
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/r/pics/comments/7po1oe/and_the_relationship_had_been_going_so_well/
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[
"I still don't understand why this actually bothers some people.",
"Do you have a cat? Otherwise inexcusable behavior. ",
"Dump 'em. Dump 'em, now. "
] | 3 |
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And the relationship had been going so well...
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/r/pics/comments/7po1z4/aurora_borealis_in_the_shape_of_a_wolf_sweden/
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[
"There's some brother bear shit going on up there. ",
"Perfect timing ",
"\"Howl, howl motherfucker.\"",
"I don't know. Looks like a [rat skull](https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/736x/89/34/74/8934741b2dba1af6169587cde308bb9b.jpg) to me.\n\n",
"In the shape of a wolf.... taking a shit?",
"Looks like a wolf doing the “ass-drag-across-the-carpet.”\n\nTOBY!",
"Balto."
] | 7 |
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Aurora Borealis in the shape of a wolf - Sweden
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/r/pics/comments/7po31k/water_droplet_suspended_by_surface_tension_thats/
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[
"You got that fancy multi led system...\n\nFancy af",
"Needed some winter light therapy for my little guys ",
"Thats a bit pricey of a system for regular plants xD",
"That's one of many under there. Also have a hydroponics system set up under that doing some lettuce "
] | 4 |
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Water droplet suspended by surface tension that's reflecting my grow light
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/r/pics/comments/7po31p/ramstein/
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[
"I laughed. My wife is looking at me like I’m an idiot. ",
"I’m sorry you chipped your cup man...",
"Du hast an upvote",
"Danke meme",
"That is either a very small stein, or very large RAM.",
"/r/DadJokes ",
"Nein!",
"I wonder if this beer will improve your memory. ",
"Yeah, I've had memory loss from too much beer too...",
"You will have to ram it in to make it fit ",
"It's Rammstein. \n\nWhen I posted this years ago several German people informed me that they don't call them steins. Kinda ruined the pun...",
"Sorry to tell you but the word \"beerstein\" doesn't exist",
"I don't get where that comes from it's a mug ffs not a stein",
"Looks like a DIMM idea to me.....",
"Wait...you already posted this? Years ago?",
"Stein means rock in german. Just saying..",
"Yeah, probably 5 or 6 years ago."
] | 17 |
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Ramstein
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/r/pics/comments/7po4tc/infrared_photo_i_took_out_my_window/
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[
"red sky at night sailors delight; red sky in the morning sailors take warning.\n\nCool pic :)",
"Looks like we colonized Mars",
"Negative?",
"A Dispatch reference? Take an upvote!",
"Thought /r/NoMansSkyTheGame had an update",
"Looks nice and cozy and dystopian like the quiet after a nuclear Armageddon ",
"Basically, \"The Day After\".",
"It's like the future in Spongebob when everything is chrome, even the plants.\n\nRed sky makes sense from all those chrome fumes.",
"I miss doing photography, but I don't even know where I'd begin to find a darkroom I could use.",
"Many cities have a small darkroom, or a makers' space with darkroom facilities. Check into whether your town has one. If not, there are probably some local makers who would be interested in helping you set one up!",
"Infrared with a mapping between IR and visible light, probably ",
"http://b64ix7dnvkpq5gw27hb5o11vw-wpengine.netdna-ssl.com/wp-content/uploads/HousesOfTheHoly.jpg",
"Yup, exactly.",
"Did you use a standard color palette or custom? Its a great contrast ",
"Modified digital camera or film?\nPhotoshop filters never give the best effect. ",
"More like an old sailor saying, safe seas if red at night and storms a comin if it's red in the morning.",
"I use an unmodified Olympus EP-1 alongside a 850nm IR filter. The downside of using a filter that far into the IR part of the electromagnetic spectrum with an unmodified camera body is the exposure times have to go up to absurd values. One of the neat effects of this though is that exposing 1min+ daytime photos essentially cancels out any moving elements of the photos, like people walking around or cars. I find it leaves the images with a very lonely feeling.",
"Love it!",
"Where is it? It looks like Japan, but there isn't enough paint on the roads. ",
"Dope pic! ",
"Get the IR filter removed! I sent my Sony a6500 into Spencer’s Camera. It allows IR photography at full speed. \n\nGreat picture though!",
"\"I told you my button works!\"",
"> Olympus EP-1 alongside a 850nm IR filter\n\nThis is exactly what I wanted to know. Always looking for a new technique to fool around with.\n",
"[It's Christmas at Ground Zero...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t039p6xqutU)",
"This is some Blade Runner shit...",
"Custom, I always spend a ton of time tweaking the colors in my photos until they feel just right.",
"Did you have to process it in post? I got an infared filter on an unmodified camera but my photos never came out well, even with longer exposures",
"Well, you killed it",
"Yup! A ton of processing usually goes into making IR photos look the way I want them too."
] | 29 |
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Infrared photo I took out my window
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/r/pics/comments/7pocb5/faces_of_war_before_during_after_the_war_in/
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[
"[Article](http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/picturegalleries/uknews/9013365/We-Are-Not-The-Dead-soldiers-faces-before-during-and-after-serving-in-Afghanistan.html) for anyone interested in reading/viewing the rest of the article/photos.",
"Very sad confidence in the last pic. Very strong anxiety in the first. Simply dread in the middle. ",
"You can see the story in each of their faces. It's too real. ",
"I see this posted all the time. There are several examples that were all part of the same series, and this is the most dramatic. The *consistent* difference from one to the next is the person is clearly older in each progressive pic. Also, these expressions could be nothing more than a result of the mood this kid was in on the day the pictures were taken. I'm not saying war doesn't have an effect, but using these pictures as \"proof\" of that effect is just stupid."
] | 4 |
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Faces of War (before, during, & after the war in Afghanistan)
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/r/pics/comments/7pof7m/a_photo_i_took_of_a_newly_hatched_leatherback/
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[
"Those guys can weigh over 1000lbs when full grown ",
"Good luck surviving the world ahead of you little guy/girl! Hopefully you get to have little baby turtles of your own one day.",
"Nice! Where'd you take this?",
"Trinidad north coast",
"Cute little turtle",
"I've seen a few that were about as big as a VW bug"
] | 6 |
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A photo I took of a newly hatched leatherback turtle
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/r/pics/comments/7poffr/kangaroo_striking_a_pose_in_the_entrance_to_a/
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[
"‘ .I:..L..n\n\n T..._,;:\n ESE...\n; 2::\n\n \n\nX. ‘I? I .4 .1 I I\n. M. . ‘ VIII.‘\n.\\.|: l. V? ,\n. .\\.u..w. \n. «.1 x TI) ..h\n\n-------\n\n>I am an image transcribing bot which uses [Tesseract OCR](https://github.com/tesseract-ocr) to translate images to text. Although it is far from perfect, I try my best! Downvote to remove",
"LOL",
"Ahhh mate, just needed to catch a bit of shade. Bloody roaster out there.",
"This bathroom is definitely occupied..",
"What the.......fuck?",
"\"Giddout? Nah. An ya best backoff, mate - spot here's taken.\""
] | 6 |
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Kangaroo striking a pose in the entrance to a public bathroom in Perth, Australia
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/r/pics/comments/7pohn8/i_kept_dreaming_of_a_world_i_thought_id_never_see/
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[
"Looks like the top of a gaming mouse ",
"Riyadh for those wondering.",
"Great movie and picture"
] | 3 |
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I kept dreaming of a world I thought I'd never see. And then, one day I got in...
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/r/pics/comments/7pohqo/two_years_110_lbs_50_kgs_down_and_feeling_better/
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[
"awesome progress! congratulations :)",
"You don't make that face anymore though, do you?\n\nLooks like a cartoon character that got in trouble with his dad.",
"I’m extremely non-photogenic, lol. It took me like four tries to even get the photo on the right, but that face was because I was by a pool and the light was shining in my eyes from both the sun and it’s reflection. ",
"He was road-rollered.",
"Congrats dude. Nearly a full smile :)",
"Way to be, man!",
"Yeah, I have a really bad underbite that makes it hard to make a normal smile, I was actually really happy in that photo.",
"Your eyebrows got swole",
"You look great! Good work :)",
"They hate us cause they anus!",
"Alright, tell us your path to thin? What plan worked for you?",
"Well done doode",
"Sorry bud, genuinely happy for you....I've been there myself. Keep up the work and keep it off. All the best.",
"Well, weight loss is just as much mental as physical, but I went vegan (for ethical reasons), tracked my macros, joined track, and went to the gym every day. As for the mental side of things, you need to practice self-control. To do that, I would suggest quitting any drugs that may compromise that self-control (including weed and alcohol). Never, ever, give yourself cheat days as they lead to cheat weeks and cheat months (that goes for both diet and exercise). Also, just because you’re working out every day does not mean you have to get an amazing workout in every day, 20 minutes on a treadmill or doing body weight exercises is enough to drastically increase your metabolism. However, I am not an expert on weight loss, I just know after years of trying and failing at different things this was the only way that worked for me, and I couldn’t even follow my own advice the entire time, so if you do miss a day, a week, or even a month, just get right back into it as soon as possible. ",
"No biggie, best to you too.",
"His hands never left his pockets",
"True story.",
"As a ex-non-photogenic person I have to tell you that a good photographer can make anyone look really nice. ",
"Grow a beard. Your face looks like an untouched canvas.",
"This is actually fantastic advice ",
"/r/progresspics if you're into this kind of post. /r/pics isn't the right fit for it",
"Sorry, I’ve seen a bunch of these posts, and assumed it was okay, but I’ll post there, too.",
"People here like it, but I personally don't care for weight loss posts at all and would prefer they remain on a dedicated sub ",
"great work\n",
"Way to go!!",
"please do explain how the pants were changed then",
"I agree on everything but the cheat days. It does require immense self-control, but cheat days were the only way I could keep my sanity and satiate that little gnawing junk food craving in the back of my head. As long as you make sure you can continue dieting the next day, they can be a very useful thing. :) Nice job, BTW! ",
"Lookin' good!! Nice job!",
"Some legends say his hands are still in his pockets to this day.",
"pocket transplants, modern medicine is amazing.",
"Well done bubba, congrats!",
"Wow!! You don't even look like the same person! I know the journey to weightloss is never an easy one so congrats! ",
"I don't know how you define a 'cheat day' but I found that with a little discipline it was possible to have some beer/ice cream/pizza once in a while while losing weight, *without* going totally crazy. Often I still had a slight calorie deficit on those days. When I hear 'cheat day', I think about someone binging on whatever until they are so full it hurts. I used to love to bike 50-80 km and have 1-3 portions of really nice cake on my breaks. I thought about making a blog about biking and eating cake.",
"Yeah it took me a long time to realise that I should stop wearing t shirts with quotes on too . . . Jk good work dude !",
"Jesus, lot of dicks in the comments. You look great, my guy!!",
"I think it's a preference thing. Once I get on a roll I prefer not to have cheat meals or days. I enjoy staying on the wagon so to speak.\n\nMy exception is social occasions. I don't go out all that often so any time I do is a cheat meal, I don't worry too much about the calories.",
"It’s fine, I have pretty thick skin (no pun intended). Thanks, though.",
"Plain t-shirt makes you look a million times classier even if you weighed the same.",
"did your eyebrows grow?",
"I used to struggle with trichotillomania (self-harm through pulling out hair) and my eyebrows got it the worst. But also cutting dairy out of my diet increased my testosterone levels significantly and having a fat face made all my features look smaller.",
"Wow I have never heard of that an now I feel bad for commenting. They struck me as much thicker and darker, even without smaller features. Looks like you are doing much better in many ways, not just the weight loss. Congrats and I hope you can continue the self improvement!",
"Don’t worry about it, it’s a very rare thing, so I’m used to getting asked about it, and it hasn’t been a problem for years now, anyway.",
"Good for you. Good work. ",
"just cuz you lose weight doesn't mean your shirt has to get boring",
"Where can I register to be a pocket donor?",
"Yeah my definition pretty much aligns with yours. Kind of allowing myself to go 500ish calories over what I would normally eat (on the deficit), or have a can of soda or something like that. Just a little treat that I wouldn't have every day. However I know the feeling of \"I've failed and gone over my limit, might as well keep going since I've fucked it up already\". That was very difficult to get over and accept that I could treat myself once in a while. It's all part of changing your relationship with food, and I feel like allowing yourself to have a treat every now and then is an important part of eating more healthily. That might sound counter intuitive, but I feel like it's easier to transition from a calorie deficit to a maintenance diet that way instead of never confronting the binge mentality during your \"diet\" period. I hate the word \"dieting\" because the goal is to train yourself how to eat more healthy for life. If your goal is to lose 30kg and you don't learn any discipline/healthier eating habits along the way, you will likely gain it all back once you are finished losing. \n\nSince I've started losing weight, the appeal of eating until I want to die has really decreased. It's just uncomfortable and not worth it. ",
"Luckily, you ain’t us anymore.",
"Disagree, I think you’re very photogenic ;)",
"good job, just curious about the change in hair color. Did you dye it, or just naturally darkened over time",
"Did you notice a lot of loose skin?",
"Yeah, it’s gotten better over time since I lost the majority of the weight in the first year, but it wasn’t even that bad in the first place. I still have like 15 or 20 extra pounds to lose, so the extra skin kind of just makes it look more like 20 or 25, and I have more of a muffin top than if I had never been that fat.",
"I agree. So sick if this crap. Where are the mods?",
"The hand that was growing out of his neck disappeared too.",
"No, when I changed my diet my testosterone shot through the roof, so my hair darkened a lot. ",
"The tried and true 'pocket diet'",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.\n\n"
] | 57 |
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Two years, 110 lbs (50 kgs) down and feeling better than ever!
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/r/pics/comments/7ponam/awesome_sticker/
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[
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on December 14, 2017.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/TorbenBusk's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4942jy/awesome_sticker/).\n\nIts submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pmwxf/well_thats_an_intense_billboard/) is a copy/paste of /u/TheMateo's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2rbt11/well_thats_a_rather_intense_billboard/).\n\nAnd its submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7nmbdi/the_house_i_stayed_at_for_new_year_has_a_hidden/) (\"The house I stayed at for new year has a hidden bedroom with a secret bookcase door.\") is a copy/paste of /u/pokersquirrel's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7nhieu/the_house_i_stayed_at_for_new_years_has_a_hidden/).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain. ",
"Thanks for calling this out!",
"This is cop bait."
] | 3 |
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Awesome sticker.
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/r/pics/comments/7poojs/good_morning_from_south_dakota/
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[
"Good morning from Oklahoma! And would you close the door please? The cold is leaking down here on us.",
"I wish I could... but at least it's -6 here. Was a hell of a lot worse over Christmas and New Years!",
"We're riding the roller coaster down here. 67 yesterday. 30 now and falling rapidly with a 40 mph north wind. \n\nStay warm!"
] | 3 |
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Good morning from South Dakota
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/r/pics/comments/7popur/dont_store_nonalcoholic_beverages_in_freezing/
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[
"Otherwise they will themselves crack open a cold one .",
"Why the fuck do you have nonalcoholic beer",
"I had normal beer freeze like this sitting on a stump on the ice of the creek a few days ago. Took maybe 20 minutes.",
"Right? Who even drinks that?",
"I thought alcohol couldn’t freeze",
"It can, just like anything else. It just has a much lower freezing point than water. It's around -172°F (-114°C) for ethanol. But the beer is only around 5% alcohol, so the water in it definitely will still freeze.\n\nEdit: De leted e xtra spac e.",
"I didn’t think about it being primarily water. Thanks for the explanation ",
"This can happen to regular beer as well.",
"Store that where it belongs in the garbage ",
"Dont store non-alcoholic beverages ~~in freezing temps~~",
"I might some day. I like the taste of beer, but I don't especially enjoy the effects of alcohol.",
"What's wrong with this? You can toss those out and enjoy those Sam Adams! ",
"That’s actually a great evolutionary gift. I used to love the effects of booze but after years it’s hard to get a buzz and i feel more out of it the next day than I used to.",
"I have yet to try a non-alcoholic beer that actually tastes like a good beer."
] | 14 |
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Dont store non-alcoholic beverages in freezing temps
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/r/pics/comments/7pornm/smashed_jewelry_cabinets_after_the_4_million/
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[
"This is why we can’t have anything nice!",
"I was in the Hemmingway Bar (in The Ritz Hotel, Paris) with my girlfriend, last night, when 3 men broke through the back, with guns and axes...scary for a while but we're fine now. The staff at The Ritz were great and really looked after us, despite the chaos.\n\nHere's a link to the story: https://amp.theguardian.com/world/2018/jan/11/ritz-paris-theft-jewels-found-gang-members-on-run",
"Actually, it's not far off. Something like:\n\n\"Je vous *montre* comment faire.\"",
"Eh, a big black case holding a gaudy watch isn't that nice. It's basically an advertisement, not very classy for the Ritz. ",
"Very similar to the first heist in GTAV",
"Life imitating art?",
"https://i.imgur.com/W1DE8iv.gif",
"I find it hard to believe there is no available surveillance photos of who did this. Oh wait, I know why it happened in Paris...."
] | 8 |
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Smashed jewelry cabinets after the €4 million heist in The Ritz, last night
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/r/pics/comments/7pos1u/duty/
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[
"Wtf is this \n",
"I'll guess jury duty?",
"I believe it’s the waiting room for their Jury Duty ",
"Wtf is that poster on the left, though? ",
"Yes",
"I believe it’s supposed to be a poster of a physic looking into a crystal ball. Since the ball part is not featured she appears more as a some sort of mind reader/manipulator. Who ever posted it there must have felt it will be funny for who ever happened to sit under it. ",
"Actually, a very well done painting",
"The guy sitting under it appears quite manipulated"
] | 8 |
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DUTY
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/r/pics/comments/7postb/perfect_removal/
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[
"[Since you couldn't finish yourself - I did it for you! Thanks!](https://i.imgur.com/lAwYbGe.jpg)\n\n;)",
"Holy shit, nice photoshopping! ",
"Thanks ;) Could be better but I'm on mobile - and at work, lol... Anyway, I think I know what I'll buy on my way home! Cheers!"
] | 3 |
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Perfect removal
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/r/pics/comments/7poz2w/dear_god_whats_up_with_that_right_wrist/
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[
"I think it's broken.",
"There are a lot of little bones, connecting muscle tissue and other complex stuff going on in the wrist. Even with modern medicine a fracture/break or a bad cut can be difficult to deal with and the patient will often never fully recover proper function of the hand and/or wrist. \n\n\nIt is actually very possible that this is the result of a bad injury. It could also be a birth defect.",
"Not sure, maybe if it was a \"real\" photo we could better diagnose it."
] | 3 |
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Dear God, what's up with that right wrist?
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/r/pics/comments/7pp2b5/nearly_had_a_heart_attack_while_unloading_trash/
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[
"Yeah that shits a little creepy. \n",
"I almost had a heart attack just by finding what almost caused yours.",
"I can see anything but shit!! Help me out",
"There is a child's face",
"KILL IT."
] | 5 |
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Nearly had a heart attack while unloading trash
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/r/pics/comments/7pp2jq/im_a_teacher_at_a_private_school_in_cambodia/
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[
"Her life is thankfully much different.",
"Sad yet interesting...\n\nThis is referring to Pol Pot, the Cambodian dictator? Sorry if that's a stupid ques",
"Yeah, a time when a quarter of the country was starved to death or murderer...",
"Thought so...such horror inflicted on his own people"
] | 4 |
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I'm a teacher at a private school in Cambodia; today one of my students turned in this short essay.
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/r/pics/comments/7pp2z8/now_then_a_ps_of_myself_at_my_childhood_home_20/
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[
"Those steps could like represent something or something.",
"Everything went downhill after childhood :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"):"
] | 4 |
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Now & Then... a PS of myself at my childhood home 20 years ago and today!
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/r/pics/comments/7pp5ph/keanu_reeves_in_a_painting_proof_of_his/
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[
"John Wick never dies!",
"Actually, now I'm curious, who was that?",
"no one knows, it’s by Parmigianino though.",
"Keanu Reeves is just [one of many immortal celebrities](https://imgur.com/a/30cMw).",
"Lol, this is just an old promo for Bill and Ted's Excellent Adventure ",
"Wow. I'm impressed. \n[Here's the actual painting.] (https://www.virtualuffizi.com/portrait-of-a-man_10.html)",
"Parmigiano-Reggiano \n\nalso known as Parmesan cheese",
"Haha, I'm loving [1890's Nic Cage!](https://i.imgur.com/wsd3D9l.jpg)",
"Parmigianino had a pretty interesting life. He was challenged to a duel by a local lord who accused Parmigianino of having an affair with his wife. Parmigianino accepted but on the day of the duel, with the town's residents assembled in the town square, eagerly anticipating the event, Parmigianino backed down from the challenge. He immediately moved to the next town. From that point forward he was known by all as Chicken Parm.",
"/r/ISeeUKeanu",
"[Is it? Is it really?](https://www.virtualuffizi.com/portrait-of-a-man_10.html)"
] | 11 |
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Keanu Reeves in a painting. Proof of his immortality
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/r/pics/comments/7pp6p3/satellite_image_of_a_rare_snowfall_in_the_saharan/
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[
"Looks like powdered sugar on chocolate dust.",
"It could be that I've posted the wrong picture, I was eating chocolate dust at the time...",
"In that case, then your picture of chocolate dust looks strikingly like a satellite picture of snowfall in the Saharan Desert.",
"Unless they messed up and accidentally posted pictures from their surveillance footage of my eating habits, and are currently back at HQ berating Karen for being such a failure. \n\nWait a minute... Are you Karen? Way to justify your actions. You should be ashamed of yourself.",
"How long till trump uses this to deny climate change? \nOr maybe he can claim he made snow fall in a desert."
] | 5 |
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Satellite image of a rare snowfall in the Saharan Desert; Up to 15 inches in some parts.
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/r/pics/comments/7pp6uq/enjoying_some_fresh_air/
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[
"totes not shopped",
"Correct. Not Shopped.\n\nhttp://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=36f3703aca74d9044f67ba692d3901c8800e1553.47804",
"Totes.",
"This guy looks like Julian Assange",
"I bet those little pebbles got EVERYWHERE",
"Can you please explain this to me like i am a child?",
"https://www.tineye.com/search/e91eaaadff116650ddc4846eaefce622464058f1/\n\nThis looks like it is from the same day. Related to film called \"Risk\"",
"You can tell by the way it is."
] | 9 |
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Enjoying some fresh air
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/r/pics/comments/7pp9t3/lost_my_oldest_baby_today_he_was_165_years_old/
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[
"5,584 days - 16 years and 4 months. (117 in dog years!) Nearly all of my adult life this boy has been by my side and today we had to say goodbye. I watched him being born, the son of our first dog. He was so sad when his dad was hit by a car but so happy when we brought home 4 babies from the hospital for him to play with and love - he's been there for every day of our kids lives. He was the softest, most gentle dog I have ever known - the kids used to cuddle up and sleep on him like a pillow as toddlers, and he loved every minute, would stay perfectly still until they woke up or we moved them. I've been heartbroken watching him deteriorate lately, but setting a date to have the vet put him to sleep was the hardest thing I have ever done. Yesterday we took him down the street to the beach and he ate bacon and egg sandwiches for dinner. He passed this afternoon at 2:30, comfortable at home on his blanket, with a lovely vet dealing so gently with him as she did the injection, and the 6 people who loved him most surrounding him with love and tears. Rest easy, Boofa ♥️",
"Aw so sorry. He's beautiful. ",
"Sorry to hear that, he looks like the loveliest of doggos 💔💔💔",
"Wow, what a great life you gave Boofa - so many dogs don't get the chance to be such a positive aspect of a person's life, let alone a whole family's...Seems like you guys were lucky to have found one another, and although parting with each other is obviously a terribly painful process, you did the right thing by not prolonging his suffering. Sending love to you and your family today!",
"My deepest condolences. He has gorgeous eyes.",
"I’m sure he had a great life with your family",
"> so many dogs don't get the chance to be such a positive aspect of a person's life, let alone a whole family's\n\nSo true. Rest In Peace Boofa! ",
"He did! Can't tell so much in this pic but he had bad cataracts and was almost completely blind 😔 he loved the park and beach because he didn't need his eyes so much - there was so much to sniff at! ",
"I'm so glad you had each other. His eyes say the same.",
"Thanks that's beautiful - we were definitely lucky! ",
"/u/alwaysananomaly, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/alwaysananomaly&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pp9t3/lost_my_oldest_baby_today_he_was_165_years_old/?context=10\\))",
"Stay strong my friend. Boffa is in heaven now, for being such a great boy. ",
"Thanks - he is! ♥️",
"Thanks - he was the best!",
"I bet he was, I’d loved to have known him ❤️"
] | 15 |
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Lost my oldest baby today - he was 16.5 years old, and the best of the good doggos 💔
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/r/pics/comments/7ppbcb/i_found_a_stargate_in_my_hotel/
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[
"At least it was not just steps to nowhere.",
"What hotel were you in? Because I want to go.",
"Does it spin? I want it to spin!",
"Things that spin are considerably cooler than things that don't spin."
] | 4 |
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I found a stargate in my hotel.
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/r/pics/comments/7ppes0/the_irony_in_this_bumper_sticker/
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[
"I don't see it",
"I'm afraid I don't understand.",
"Because Christmas is a pagan holiday? Or because “Christ” is in the word and therefore can’t be removed?",
"The latter. I wondered if people would see it, or jump to its defense. Guess we’ll see....",
"Don’t be afraid. I think it’s ironic because “Christ” is in “Christ”mas.",
"It their plea with Webster’s dictionary. ",
"Huh?",
"To not take Christ out of the word “Christmas”. I was joking that the owner of the car was pleading with the dictionary company to not dismantle the word. ",
"The non-ironic interpretation is that Christmas, as it is currently practiced in America, has almost nothing to do with the Christ part. In it's current practice, it should be called \"Buy-A-Paloozza\".\n\nIt's ironic if they also put up a Christmas tree, bought $4,000 in presents for everyone and their pet monkey, ate a huge winter-fest meal, taught their children to worship Joel Osteen's version of Christ (Santa Claus) and took a bit of time out to actually go to church. It's even more ironic if they used that last step solely to feel morally superior to the majority of Americans who skipped that last step.",
"Where's the irony? It says \"Keep Christ in Christmas\", not \"Put Christ back in Christmas\"",
"I'll jump to the defense. You're willfully misinterpreting the meaning of it to make a joke at their expense.",
"/r/therewasanattempt",
"Jesus isn't on the sticker that says keep Jesus in Christmas",
"It's a real idea, you know. And it isn't confined to a specific, stereotypical group of people who limit their Christmas spirit to coffee cups and dollars spent. Many people who hold this sentiment are directing their commentary at the exact people you accuse them of being. Most honest Christians don't appreciate the \"materialization\" of Christmas in lieu of the actual religious celebration, the idea that the savior was born. And more importantly, they are not proselytizing non-believers with it. They are speaking to other Christians. The irony is that you think this has anything to do with you (unless you are one of the shamelessly material Christmas \"Christians\").",
"\"Christmas\" can't be a pagan holiday; it's literally \"Christ's Mass\".\n\nSure, Dec. 25 was intentionally chosen despite more appropriate dates because it was the solstice, but the early Catholic Church had its own reasons for doing that beyond simply co-opting a Roman holiday to hopefully convert more Christians.",
"Ouch! Guilty as charged. ",
"Don't they both mean the same thing?\n \n\nDownvotes for asking a legit question. Tough crowd! ",
"I'm confused. Can you simplify what you are saying?",
"Got it👍🏻",
"The real irony is that their bossy/judgy bumper sticker completely detracts from the spirit of the season. If the caption was \"Our Savior is Born\" or the like, it would have all the meaning without the condescending air of superiority."
] | 20 |
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The irony in this bumper sticker
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/r/pics/comments/7ppgds/boogie_the_deformed_toe/
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[
"Why are you feeding boogie?",
"Boogie doesn’t look hungry. ",
"This may be one of the top 100 strangest things I've seen on the internet. I don't even know what questions to ask...",
"I call boogies cookies",
"And you're...eating with it or what? Or were you just half way through your meal, and decided \"you know what I should do? Take a picture of my foot.\" ",
"Looks like boogie is having snack time",
"It's like you were supposed to have a sixth toe and they grew together in the womb. Or...that extra toenail is all that's left of the twin your body absorbed in utero. Either way, I can't unsee it. ",
"Boogie loves food. https://i.imgur.com/FU6z0hd.png",
"Is the smile a tattoo?",
"Is your other foot \"normal\"?",
"One of these days Boogie is going to start talking for real...",
"Very cool"
] | 12 |
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Boogie the deformed toe
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/r/pics/comments/7ppge8/its_over_its_done/
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[
"Congrats dude, but that's masochism, sorry.",
"The puzzle is called \"Pure White Hell\". I do not recommend it, so this is not a /r/hailcorporate photo. The pieces have that wiggly fit, and can fit in multiple places. There are designs on the back, differentiating four quadrants. It took me about two weeks.",
"No argument here, man.",
"Looks like there are only 4 cuts, seems easier than it looks",
"And you just know that some cosmic douchebag with an MFA could hang this in an art gallery and it would generate volumes of pretentious discussion about the lockstep social forces that generate and enforce \"whiteness\", and how they work to devalue and exclude other colors from fitting in, or somesuch similar sheepshit.",
"[?](https://imgur.com/gallery/Br00TCn)",
"Nice, now destroy it and do it all over again but with eyes closed",
"The puzzle is titled, “Privilege”",
"That’s not even hard, the pieces are just repeating over and over again ",
"So what was your plan of attack?",
"Am i seeing things or is there only like 5 different shapes? And that's including the corner pieces.",
"The cuts are very slightly different. Some are a bit thinner, some are taller. It's pretty easy to put one wrong piece in because it looks so close to fitting, it'll be close enough with another piece on another edge, and then you pull your hair out wondering why the pieces around it don't fit correctly.",
"HIHIHIHIHIHIHI\n\nDoes it look like that to anyone else?",
"I see, still a niffy feat of will power and patients",
"what's the story on 5 and 9 down 18 left to right?\n\ncongratz btw",
"Now paint it and gift it to a friend.",
"Some people just hate life.",
"[Some people just want to see the world burn...](https://www.google.com/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjZ_u317tDYAhUI3WMKHVYIAIUQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fio9.gizmodo.com%2Fworlds-most-frustrating-puzzle-has-no-edges-and-5-extr-1223047359&psig=AOvVaw26UgTh6f6j188xGdAAf0MP&ust=1515792950896444)",
"Just a quick tip, patients are people doctors see and patience is what you need to wait on a doctor. ",
"Are you going to flip it over now and see what the image looks like?",
"If you flip it over there's a picture on the other side to make it easier you know ",
"There were a couple with a slight pinkish tinge, and a couple \"outie\" nibs got banged up in the process of finding where they went.",
"Impossible click of the day if you're on mobile",
"Start by separating different colors into different buckets.",
"you must be fun at parties",
"Ah yes, the ol' Polar Bear In A Snowstorm puzzle",
"Thanks for the tip, I did flunk 4th grade and cannot rely on never correct auto functions on the ol' cellular telephoning device",
"Well color me puzzled ...",
"I dunno man, it still has edges. Finish an edgeless white puzzle and THEN I'll be impressed. \n\n\n(or take the edges off this one and re-upload it, I doubt anybody would notice)",
"That’s where he took the hammer to help himself out...",
"I bow down to you, master."
] | 31 |
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It's over. It's done.
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/r/pics/comments/7ppgzp/where_sean_connery_goes_to_gamble/
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[
"Spot the \"body router\".",
"I wonder if they have any schlot machines.",
"I hope he accidentally blows up the brainwashing center next door on his way out.",
"KFC, casino, and Scientology. I think you captured hell. ",
"Isn't Cashino a level in Yooka-Laylee?",
"You can gamble with your mental health next door. ",
"/r/shubreddit is where he goes to reddit.",
"This is Tottenham Court Road in central London (UK). If you walk too slowly or make eye contact they'll lure you in to show you a \"few pamphlets\" and before you know it you're watching a video and down the rabbit hole.\n\nYou can actually see one of their guys outside trying to get people in. You can also see the two security guards they have on the door too.\n\n(I used to work near there and would walk past it fairly regularly for lunch and such - it always gave me the creeps)"
] | 8 |
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Where Sean Connery goes to gamble
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/r/pics/comments/7pphbs/my_wife_has_been_bugging_me_to_put_a_shelf_in_the/
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[
"And you can learn to be a cashier as a bonus!",
"Problem solved",
"I would leave that shit there *forever* as a reminder that yes, you *can* do it yourself, and then you'll be stuck with *your* solution.",
"Stop being a slacker. Shit like this is what causes wife's to leave you in the long run. "
] | 4 |
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My wife has been bugging me to put a shelf in the downstairs bathroom, this is what she does when I take too long to do it.
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/r/pics/comments/7ppi8w/oops_when_my_parents_were_cleaning_the_basement/
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[
"And a tape measure. Measuring your \"growth\"?",
"How was that George Clooney interview? ",
"an erector set would've been more appropriate",
"Are the pages stuck together? ",
"That's honestly the best part about this picture.",
"\"Ray, why does the sharpie smell like poop?\" ",
"Heh different era, kids today are worried about parents finding their search history",
"Looks like the bot is going for a grab too ; )",
"I think I had that exact lego set.",
"Is there an emoji invasion going on?\n\nShould I be concerned about this? Are we at war with them?",
"Amateur OP. Should've hid it in the woods like a true degenerate.",
"https://m.imgur.com/gallery/EtOyNmu",
"Hahaha, I did not even see that there! 😝",
"/u/RayRaysWorld, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule II - No porn or overly sexual images.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/RayRaysWorld&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ppi8w/oops_when_my_parents_were_cleaning_the_basement/?context=10\\))",
"Mhmmm, I don’t think I ever got to that page!"
] | 15 |
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Oops! 🤷🏻♂️ When my parents were cleaning the basement they found where I hid my Playboys when I was younger! 🤦🏻♂️😬😅 (in a lego box)
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/r/pics/comments/7ppk5v/owl_and_a_dog/
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[
"Owl pile!",
"\"Remember the plan, Dog: Once the human steps away from the grill, spirit away the steak and head North. I shall rendezvous with you when you are safely away and we shall feast upon our prize.\"\n\n\"Sure thing, boss.\"",
"H-owl.",
"Dog looks happy his head is warm",
"Superb!",
"so cute!",
"Why are they both wet? ",
"They got water on them."
] | 8 |
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Owl and a dog
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/r/pics/comments/7ppks0/pets_posing_with_their_portraits_my_proudest/
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[
"they’re really good :) Would you be willing to paint my two buttheads? If so how much would you charge?",
"Dm if you take commissions",
"DM'd!",
"DM'd catlady~"
] | 4 |
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Pets posing with their portraits, my proudest moment as a painter
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/r/pics/comments/7ppkwa/taken_years_ago_at_a_drive_thru_african_safari/
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[
"pushmi-pullyu",
"I've never seen anything like it.",
"Beat me to it "
] | 3 |
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Taken years ago at a drive thru African safari park.
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/r/pics/comments/7ppndg/this_maple_flavored_candy_shaped_like_a_maple/
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[
"Yummy.",
"But the leafs don't taste like syrup? ",
"Came to the comments looking for someone saying sorry. Sorely dissapointed",
"I'm sorry about that."
] | 4 |
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This maple flavored candy shaped like a maple leaf. It was delicious by the way.
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/r/pics/comments/7pppya/saw_a_cold_front_moving_in_first_hand_this_morning/
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[
"where is this taken?",
"Oklahoma ",
"No, you didn't. You saw a cloud. \n\nGranted that cloud could have formed along a cold front, dry-line, in the warm sector, etc. but this wasn't necessarily right along the cold front. In fact, I doubt it was\n\nIf the the wind picked up and the temp drastically dropped over the next 15 minutes or so, then that's a good sign it was actualy right along the front.",
"The temperature dropped about 10 degrees as it passed overhead along with the wind picking up at the same time. ",
"Here in Northern Michigan, it was below zero a couple of days ago, today it hit a record high 54 degrees and it's supposed to be back in the low teens by morning. Weirder and weirder weather for all of us these days."
] | 5 |
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Saw a cold front moving in first hand this morning
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/r/pics/comments/7ppr20/help_me_imagine_his_life/
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[
"Time to formulate the poisons...",
"He probably is a traveling business streamliner that flies from city to city advising Big whigs of which worthless employees to fire in order for them to be able to continue their 2 month vacations in Cabo ",
"Pirates transition to corporate more often than you’d think ",
"The male version of the girl from the song 1985 by bowling for soup.",
"Chemist",
"On the last minute before his business trip his computer crashed and he took his teenage son’s laptop. He is now looking at something called “Anime cuckold” and wondering where it all went wrong with Jaysin... \n\nHe knew he had to stand up against Brenda about the spelling of Jason, but at that time her father was paying their car and mortgage. ",
"Old school hacker",
"He knows what he is doing and is not trying to hid it.",
"BDSM",
"Pharmaceutical rep, just keepin it real.",
"A boring direct advertising salesman who thoroughly enjoys participating Pirate cosplay in his personal time.\n",
"Computer stopped working before buisness trip, borrowed his teenagers.",
"It's his daughter's laptop. He took his daughter to the salon and was bored so her daughter showed him a game or asked him to look at her homework or perhaps the work he wanted to do while waiting needed the developer version of Firefox to check his timesheet because his company still uses Silverlight which isn't compatible with Android or iOS. And I just realised that maybe that isn't a salon, looks more like an airport bar actually.",
"Hmm no giant pelican case, so not a digital forensics responder, possibly a penetration tester, though they mostly prefer macs / osx ",
"It's a no trace computer. Bought cheap probably from a pawn store. Then he installed software to browse the deep and dark web and never has entered any personal data into it. He only uses it at places with public wifi that don't block certain ip addresses.\n\nHe does all of this because he was stationed in Japan while he was in the air force and got addicted to strange cartoon porn. So, he goes out and downloads it then records it on a cd to use in his dvd player.\n\nNice guy really.",
"Smoker.",
"Clearly, he's reviewing his sons porno collection away from his wife's disapproving eyes!",
"Arms dealer for sure!",
"My guess.. IT security contractor who does Pen testing and travels a lot. He's got that annoyed look like he's figured out the next job won't be much of a challenge and therefore boring. With nothing better to do till his flight boards he's running driftnet to see what kind of porn people on the airport WIFI are looking at. He is not impressed."
] | 19 |
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Help me imagine his life
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/r/pics/comments/7ppr7r/my_son_is_my_spirit_animal/
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[
"“The dude” ",
"Late night?",
"He needs to stop hitting the bottle. The *milk* bottle.",
"Ah yes the \"*WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED LAST NIGHT AND HOW AM I STILL ALIVE*\" look. I feel you man. ",
"That's me when I wake up and confused or forgot what I needed to do that made me force myself to wake up so early. ",
"This is not 'Nam. This is breakfast. There are rules.",
"\"Jesus Christ, I did not need to have that image of Skye and Marshall in my head all night. I gotta curb my Paw Patrol habit.\"",
"Never thought I had a spirit animal, but I do believe he is mine as well! ",
"That blanket really tied the whole outfit together. ",
"I think Ice Cube is your sons spirit animal.",
"I feel ya, bro.",
"this looks very British. is it?",
"Hey, everyones got their favorite!",
"Ba-dum-ts!! upvote!!",
"Go to bed earlier",
"I was trying to work it out by looking at the cereal...",
"He looks like he has to go to work to a job he hates early in the morning, after waking up with a severe hangover. ",
"Frosted mini wheats.",
"Southern California, actually. :)",
"That's how I would look if someone gave me shredded wheat for breakfast.",
"[He's normally quite charming](https://i.imgur.com/9BZMquo.jpg)",
"The Breakfast of Champions, frosted mini-wheats ",
"That boy is gonna be trouble.",
"The addiction runs *deep* in our family.",
"Ugh, another day of playing endlessly.",
"Good eye!",
"Badum tits",
"[He came around after a few minutes](https://imgur.com/NnXdit4)",
"I feel him though. Doesn't matter if it is frosted, shredded wheat sucks!",
"[He actually really likes shredded wheat](https://imgur.com/NnXdit4), he just doesn't like mornings! :)",
"Can someone please turn this into a \"What was I thinking last night?\" meme?",
"please someone do this for /r/photoshopbattles ",
"That's because you have disgusting taste in a breakfast cereal.",
"this belongs on facebook",
"Did he just take a post-swim nap?",
"This guy cereals.",
"This is minute# 2 of the morning. He's a grump for the first 5 minutes of the morning.",
"Nvm the kid, look at that girls spoon...",
"Who pissed in his wheaties? ",
"What am I looking for?",
"Nah, he just does that so you'll leave him alone.",
"why",
"best compliment I've ever received",
"which he accomplishes by following me and my husband everywhere? ",
"Maybe you should eat more frosted mini wheats so he'll leave you alone too.",
"Cute pic, but seriously, exploiting your kids online for fake Internet ponts?",
"On my throwaway account? Pretty wasteful IMO.\n\nI just wanted to share.",
"Absolutely. Both of them are going to drive me and my husband to early graves. ",
"It's HUGE! ",
"“Mini me”",
"Dude, that's the proper spoon to use when eating frosted mini-wheats.",
"I just want to know how you get them to eat the cereal with milk on it. My kids are 11, 8, and 7 and they all eat their cereal bone dry.\n\nThey're freaks, I tell you. My wife and I have failed as parents.",
"\"Isn't it remarkable how much England looks in no way like Southern California?\" *- Austin Powers*",
"O'Shea it ain't so!\n\nO'Shea can you see?!\n\n[I cant pick which one I want to use, so take em both]",
"That's a great question. Sometimes it feels like all the good habits they have are by complete accident and all their bad habits are hereditary. So, I have no clue. \n\nHe's recently been coughing at night and we're investigating a hunch about it being a (sudden onset???) milk allergy or something of that nature, so his bowl actually has almond milk in it and he didn't complain a bit (despite what the picture appears to show)!",
"It even matches the rug.",
"Thank you!!\n\n(Also, we refuse to buy \"kids' spoons\" that are just tiny and get stuck in the dishwasher utensil bucket, so we just let our children *suffer*)",
"That's a spoon I'd use to serve a casserole, not eat cereal",
"Oh man mini wheats. I grew up on mini wheats. We begged how we begged for the cool candy cereals but mini wheats was their compromise. We thought it was just mean but looking back at what's in the candy cereals I can see how important our well being was to them and I am grateful.",
"My son is [also](https://imgur.com/jKO83tk) my spirit animal.",
"That is amazing.",
"It's frosted mini wheats and there's a huge difference.\n\nThey're like little milk sponges.",
"Looked like me after a painful Christmas eve bar crawl, trying to find the places that were open. It's like finding rubes, when you find one that's selling you buy everything you can get.",
"He looks so badass XDDD",
"\"I'm tired. And angry. And hungry. But mostly angry.\"",
"I'm honestly shocked it took 5 hours after posting for someone to negatively comment on the nutritional value of their breakfast.",
"He hit the juice a little too hard. Didn’t have nap times ",
"paging r/photoshopbattles\n",
"Don't tell me to slow down, barkeep! You just keep bringing out them Mini Wheats and juices...I got a ride.",
"What in the heck are kids good for? MINE ARE A GOLD MINE!",
"That is my look when I have to wake up hours earlier than normal (edit:typo)",
"Quaid...start...the reactor",
"And its good parenting! I'm a pedagogic and I think you should give kids normal size spoons and cups. ",
"Ugh minute #2. The second worst minute of the morning ",
"Watching kids trying to balance noodles on shallow plastic spoons is quite the spectacle!",
"We are animals. And he did choose me.",
"It was *not* a good day.",
"And it makes them even more creative. Love it ",
"The bottom of the box was scraps of wheat, and tons of frosting. Yum.",
"He probably hates cereal just isn't old enough to realize he can just eat other stuff in the morning yet.",
"Mini wheats aren't particularly healthy either. Most cereals simply aren't worth eating on a taste:healthiness ratio. ",
"great first pic! It was cool to have this nice awake pic for comparison, makes the first one even funnier",
"Hahaha",
"Well the bowls are from Ikea. Which of course helps no one to locate anything",
"Worse: the bowls were bought on [Amazon](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B00Q4O5MYA/ref=oh_aui_search_detailpage?ie=UTF8&psc=1) but are Ikea brand. ",
"Shredded wheat *again*?",
"I would look like that too, if I have to eat that nasty ass cereal",
"Little milk sponges covered in sugar. The sugar is the important part.",
"Dude... your son is also my spirit animal. Lol",
"Has he had his coffee yet? I'm the same way until I've had at least two cups.",
"I'm getting a Jack Black vibe.",
"M",
"You should submit this to /r/redditgetsdrawn/",
"I am ready for that to be on every table at the wedding, and then projected behind him as he stands at the altar. ",
"Those bowls from IKEA are so great for kids.",
" SENIOR BABY PHOTO",
"and your daughter is David Gilmour",
"Cute little trouble maker",
"Don't we all hate Mondays",
"where's the tea?",
"Looks like someone work him up with a lot of peppy energy to try to make him care about nothing interesting to him, and he's still trying to figure out if he's upset enough to do something about it. ",
"I see a little Hugo Weaving....\n\n\n\"*Mr. Anderson.....*\"",
"He's upset since his sister seems to have the better blanket... hers is Hello Kitty, his came from the couch. :)",
"Those things are bigger than their mouths. Imagine feeling full after ten of those.",
"Genius!",
"I'd buy a coffee mug with that face on it lol",
"Your kids have magical eyebrows ",
"What a coincidence, turns out your kid is my spirit animal too.",
"both kids are pretty stinking adorable ☺",
"This would be great as a life-size oil painting.",
"Dude. Creepy.",
"\"Why is there no coffee and aspirin on this cereal?\"",
"Looks like an early morning. :)",
"^My ^spoons ^too ^big...\n\nMy spoon, is too big.\n\n*MY SPOONS TOO BIG*",
"Who isnt.",
"Looks a little lile Rich Evans in that photo: https://youtu.be/QZOLKwSsFik",
"Oh, he looks exactly like Goober from Meet the Robinsons!! So cute!",
"Momma cooked the breakfast...*with* hog?",
"It's like South park's bono",
"[a bit of a quick drawing](I love this photo https://imgur.com/gallery/dBcL8)",
"Looks like a baby dunkey and leah.",
"Don't dead open inside",
" tired+angry+hungry= tangry",
"Frosted mini wheats were a stable of my breakfast during my childhood. One of my all time favorite cereals. So don't you EVER refer to them as something as low as \"shredded wheat\". /s :p",
"They both look grumpy as hell. :p",
"Link?",
"\"It's *THE SMELL*.\"",
"Then it would almost look like r/accidentalrenaissance",
"Hey get your kids checked up and tested to see if they might have allergies. Puffy eyelids and being sleepy during the day are some symptoms but also if they have puffy or even deflated looking bottom eyelids/below the eyes. Not a big deal and usually just results in some allergy medication being needed. Could greatly increase their quality of life.",
"“Wheaties? Where’s my fuckin fruit loops?!”",
"fuck off facebook",
"Could be cough-variant asthma",
"Literally you gave that animal your spirit",
"He’s probably saying the reason your kids look pissed off is because they aren’t rested enough",
"No I am. ",
"I think Glass is your Ice Cubes spirit animal",
"Your daughter is my spirit animal",
"He looks like Andrew from Chronicle trying to use his mind to move his spoon to his mouth",
"Did you see how much sugar is on that?",
"I reckon he's got a bit of a Jack Blacklet look about him :D ",
"\"This bitch is STILL here?\"",
"looks kinda like post malone lol",
"I'M A BANANA!",
"Your children are beautiful \n\nI love that you wrap a towel around them as soon as they get up. It's a lovely snapshot into your life and made me feel happy x ",
"No you fucking creep",
"Makes me think of [Animal House](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bK-Dqj4fHmM)",
"Come on give them a chance and don't feed them that sugar cereal crap",
"No beep from Kim?",
"Did not fuck around and did not get a triple double?\n\nThe lights of the goodyear blimp said “Ice Cube... is not a pimp?”",
"Haha, I can picture myself at his place.",
"Your son is chubbier version of your daughter ",
"Are your kids often hung over?\n",
"I was about to comment his som looks like that youtuber who looks like Hugo Weaving. ",
"...or possibly ice cubes.",
"Give him a break guys, come on... he didn’t mean to come off that way... \n\nEdit: Some people are socially anxious and a little awkward even when given some time to put their thoughts into words ",
"Name checks out. ",
"LOL\n",
"Are you Michael McIntyre? ",
"..put some water on it. It’ll be ok.",
"Maybe\nEdit: Obviously not social anxiety.",
"O",
"R",
"Frosted shredded wheat for the win",
"Scaramouche Scaramouche",
"Awesome. He looks just like the kid from Terrible Horrible No Good Very Bad Day. ",
"I sometimes get a box and I eat them dry as a snack. ",
"[More like Private Leonard Lawrence: Origins.](https://media.giphy.com/media/S9K2QsvAtG0hy/giphy.gif)",
"/r/gatekeeping",
"What, people can't post funny pictures of their kids online? Seriously?",
"Not so much the taste for me. It's more the...sensation? They fill your mouth with shredded wheat shrapnel.",
"I had no idea you could get Ikea stuff on Amazon. This is life changing.",
"And you are a lovely person at heart w/ the best nutritional intentions.",
"Posting funny picture of family member: Okay.\nPosting funny picture of family member because someone requested it: Less okay. ",
"Got yourself some beautiful babies right there.\n\n",
"~~Crypt~~CheekyMonkey",
"O",
"I sort of get where you're coming from, and her reaction was a little rude. But reddit is a mostly anonymous platform where requesting personal information from strangers is frowned upon, particularly if it relates to one's family and/or only to sate one's curiosity. ",
"Hey, I didn't down vote you (nor did I think your comment was creepy) but you didn't need to imply that I'm a creep for posting the picture. :(\n\nIt's just a funny picture of my kids. I did it on a throwaway and just thought some people would get a laugh.",
"Gracias!!",
"Thank you!\n\n>It's a lovely snapshot into your life\n\nThis is why I wanted to share. It's just kids being kids, you know?",
"He's really just a grump first thing in the morning and right after naps (I'm the same way - it's like reorienting myself into reality).\n\nThey go to sleep by 7 every night and wake up around 6/6:30. They suffer for lots of things, but it ain't sleep! :)",
"Thank you for this comment! We're taking him to the doc this week to discuss potential things and I will ask about!",
"N",
"She's definitely mine half the time, as well! :)",
"The picture is from very first thing in the morning (not day sleeping), but I appreciate the comment in any case!",
"This. is. amazing. \n\nThank you!!",
"That's all from their dad!",
"Wow, where's the hidden camera? Hers is indeed from her bed and his from the couch.",
"Dude, not me. I'm saying I wasn't one of those people. Other commenters.",
"Aaaaaaaaaauuuaaaah.....merv ",
"She had those cheeks at his age, too. Dropped off with age :)",
"Are you seriously having a shitfit because you got called a creep? LOL",
"S",
"Ikea bowls are totally the best for kids! I own 3 stacks of them and great for parties and food prep too! ",
"They are. Perfect size and super space saving the way they stack. I also love that they don't have characters/designs all over them.",
"I refuse to accept this reply. You neglect your kids well being!!! Ahh!!! Bad mom!!! \n\n/s",
"I AM THE QUEEEEEN OF FRAAANCCE. ^doodoodedoodoodoodoodoodoodoo",
"My son has to use the couch blanket and my daughter gets to flaunt her hello kitty. https://imgur.com/gallery/699jk",
"Hilarious!"
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"The good thing is that during a flood she will stay afloat. The bad thing is her head will be under water.",
"Kind of feels a little beastial if you ask me... ",
"At least she keeps a tidy home."
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[
"Welcome to Britain, fellow citizen.",
"Thank you, I’m very happy to be part of such an amazing country!",
"Far indeed",
"Now you get to officially curtesy the British royals. Congratulations!",
"Thanks a lot! It was a long and complicated journey I’m glad I took!",
"What's your favourite tea? ",
"You would have been better off becoming an American citizen, bub.",
"Why did nobody tell me Tina Fey was becoming a British citizen?",
"I love Ear Grey or a good peppermint. ",
"Thanks but no thanks! British till the end!",
"Liam Neeson is in charge of that?!",
"Nah Liam Neeson has more charisma in his pinky than this guy. ",
"Okay, Earl Grey gets you in. Welcome to the UK :) ",
"Sweet! Thanks for the warm welcome :)",
"Huge mistake. You'll come to regret it. I guarantee it.",
"No offense, but you don’t know my background or motives. I also have a second nationality so I think I’ll be alright. But thanks. ",
"Well first of all, dainty panda is an epic name. \nSecondly, congrats on the British citizenship. I personally love Britain. \nLast but not least, are you sure you’re not Tina Fey? You look so much like her in that photo ",
"Congratulations! Enjoy the privileges! What was your previous nationality? ",
"Are you dual or did you have to renounce your other citizenship?",
"I actually hold two nationalities now. French and British. ",
"Do I really?\nNo one has never mentioned it until this post. \nThanks, I love panda and Britain! ",
"Dual! ",
"Honestly that is pretty badass.",
"It was worth every single pennies I threw at it!",
"While that's lovely and you certainly have my congratulations, that photo is wildly disappointing. [I was expecting something more like this.](http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-tGSjDpWSKR0/Uf7_yFHYWjI/AAAAAAAADGw/X_NDZ_5rEnU/s1600/1000198_685702488110720_258437728_n.jpg)",
"So was I! I would have bloody loved it!",
"Thanks! \nI doubt this post will gain much momentum, which isn’t why I posted it anyway. And I’m not ashamed of enjoying a penis or two. A lot of people do :)",
"Welcome lass. Glad to have you here. ",
"Thank you kind stranger! And happy cake day!",
"They actually let a French become British? /s",
"Probably charged me twice as much ;)",
"There’s always that one racist guy...",
"Uses bloody as an exclamation. You're gonna go far, kid!",
"I do try, pal!",
"Where do you come from?",
"As it should be! Congratulations anyway.",
">I’m not ashamed of enjoying a penis or two.\n\n\nRIP your inbox",
"Paris ",
"All I can say is Thank God you'll actually be able to assimilate into English culture and blend in with the indigenous citizens!",
"Believe it or not, there are other great countries besides America",
"What's it like be so ignorant?",
"Fellow subject, please.",
"But Pakistan and Somolia are not races though. They are nationalities. ",
"*subject.",
"Please don't hate all Americans because of this one narrow-minded individual. Most of us realize that there are many other great places to live!",
"One word, Trump.",
"Why would she want to be either since she is already _French_? ;)",
"A fantastic president!",
"Stop making us look bad. ",
"Fuck that person. If you'd rather live in another great country then more power too you!",
"Appalled that you dressed in the colours of the French flag. How rude. ",
"Incidentally also the colour of the Union Jack\nSee what I did there?",
"What the hell? I'm not making anyone look bad. ",
"Just having laugh, bienvenue! ",
"So am I!",
"So is that guy like the king of England or what? ",
"You're making Americans look like pompous asswhipes.",
"Almost, he’s the mayor of the city I live in! ",
"Well I hope you curtsied correctly and never showed your back to his mayorness ",
"Never! Otherwise they take the citizenship back. ",
"Being proud to be a citizen of the best country in the world doesn't make you pompous, bub.",
"They don't even give out lashings anymore? They were right. We've gone soft. ",
"So you already were a EU citizen... Did you only now got the UK passport because of brexit?",
"Telling someone that they'll regret choosing to move to another country does though, friend.",
"I saw a foreigner in stocks for dropping their biscuit in their cup of tea after the ceremony. ",
"UK passport?\nNot sure what you mean. \nI have a French passport and I will soon apply for a British passport. ",
"Why does this picture look like it was taken in 1997?\n\nEdit: Since the top comments are showing a trend of only mockery, I'd like to add my congratulations! As grainy as the picture may be in such a dated courtroom, I'm glad you are officially able to call the land you love, home. May you have a prosperous and joyful life in Britain!",
"A fair punishment. Dunking is a risky game. I have to say I've come too close before. But hey I'm an adrenaline junky. ",
"You monster!!! You eat panda?!?!\n\n",
"I don’t eat the biscuits so I can keep my citizenship. I’m not a rebel. ",
"Om nom nom ",
"But then.. what do you have with your tea? I don't understand? Stop it you're confusing me. Is this some kind of french trick? Wait, are they listening? Blink twice if they are listening ",
"Did you blink? I can't tell. ",
"I just drink my tea black. Like a real man. \nTo make the hairs on my chest grow!\nYou should try it ;)",
"Nope. That's just being bluntly honest.",
"Back in the early 90s?",
"I have tried it. Like every poor bugger who has brewed a cup and then found themselves with no milk. It tasted like sin. I think I'll keep my soft baby-bum-like chest. ",
"Sin is delicious, Black all the way!",
"See, you say you're being bluntly honest but you're really just being rude for no reason. Do you really not think someone could be happier living somewhere else than where you live? Because if that's the case then you really need to experience different cultures.",
"Lies! Women don't use Reddit! /s",
"I’m actually three pandas in a jacket ",
"So much better than celebrating becoming an American Citizen! \n\nI'm British and Australian. Best of both worlds :D",
"I am sorry for you. UK is leaving the EU and it is ruled by idiots since decades. You should have become Irish.",
"Welcome aboard, here’s your basket of self deprecating jokes, passive aggressive disapproval look, queuing etiquette, tea n biscuits and umbrella, God bless the queen.",
"Totally thought he had a snake around wrapped around him at first. Congratulations though! ",
"It doesn't taste like sinning feels. I went black but I did go back. ",
"I did it in 2014 and there was a sceptre involved! And the mayor wore a fancy outfit:\nhttps://imgur.com/3LIirJe",
"I did this in 2014. I felt like a total traitor swearing the oath to the queen. But then when they played \"God Save the Queen\" I sang \"My Country, 'Tis of Thee\" in my head so it felt balanced.",
"You don't get a passport automatically when you gain citizenship. Just a certificate of naturalization. Passport is separate/optional.",
"And this is what I hated most about living in the UK.\n\nEdit: to clarify, I meant comments like that. Casual racism.",
"With a thousand lies, and a good disguise..",
"Clearly didn’t go black enough\nCommon mistake with beginners ",
"Welcome :)",
"How black should I go? What if I go TOO black and it sucks me in? What if I end up in a different timeline? ",
"What makes you think I hate America?\n\nAll I said is that there are other great places to live. ",
"If you want to be sucked in by black, I’m sure there’s a subreddit for that. Each to their own...",
"You seem to have zero pride in being American. That's just sad.",
"*Good God, Lemon*",
"I love how light hearted, positive and civil the comments here are.\n\nWhen someone posts this about the USA it's all \"why didn't you move to Sweden\" ... \"Amerikkka is 3rd world\"....\"Americans are fat and you will be too!\"\n\nAnd you've managed to even shoehorn that shit [into this thread](https://np.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ppssd/after_8_years_i_became_a_british_citizen/dsjdidx/).",
"Yeah I got a few of those and had to report one comment actually...\nBut Brits are awesome as a whole!",
"That is the opposite of what I want! I'm trying to avoid that.i am vaguely aware of the sub-reddits. Also try lady grey, it makes me feel even less manly but damn it's good ",
"Maybe you should read some of my other comments. I'm extremely proud to have been born and raised right here in small town Georgia, USA. But I'm not so diluted that I think nobody could possibly have a happy life living in a different country. \n\nAnd what's really sad is that you're drawing all of these conclusions about me without the slightest knowledge of what you're talking about. ",
"I fucking love Lady Grey, I don’t even care if it makes my chest hairs fall off it’s so refreshing and layered. ",
"Oh yes.... Yes they do. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Call me. We should talk. You have a lot to learn.",
"Sure thing. PM me your number. ",
"> You have a lot to learn.\n\nWow dude, you could really use a dose of self awareness.",
"I thought that guy was wearing a live boa",
"Ha! So.. drinking tea black gives chest hairs, but drinking lady grey makes them fall off.. do you drink lady grey black? Layered.. Now that's tea talk. Strap yourself in, I'm reading a book about tea right now. It's even more bland than it sounds. The title is \"Tea\". ",
"We don't do pal around here. Try mate instead.",
"I’m literally in bed with a cup of tea in an Union Jack mug. No lie. \nAnd yes the complex flavours of the Lady Grey counteract the blackness making everything fall off. \nTea is nice! ",
"Next step, becoming european, good luck with that.",
"Already am",
"You're really are",
"Racists never were hindered by the fact that there are no other homo races others than the sapiens sapiens...\n\nFists, guns and bombs always have been way more effective. So be my guest.",
"Union Flag!",
"More like 1977. She looks like she's on her way to see the first star wars film",
"Nobody knew this was a thing",
"Obviously because of Brexit",
"Congratulations, now go have some fish and chips to celebrate :)",
"In a longterm sense...",
"Jolly good show.",
"Subject, not citizen. Big difference.",
"The People’s Gaypublic of Drugifornia",
"Yep, already am. ",
"They call it “citizen”",
"I like your gold sash",
"And I like your little beard. ",
"Well now I'm lying in bed acutely aware of my lack of tea. Haha who would tell such a lie? and why do I have an image of red white and blue sheets and pajamas? Can you add a little bit of milk and still be hairy? At what strength of tea do the hairs stop growing? ",
"I sleep on a bed of Sun newspaper with the matinal anthem playing in the background. \nI never drink tea with milk. Oh the blasphemy...\nDo you want a proper chest carpet or not, boy?",
"Explain? europe is no state and given the fact that the UK is transcending from the EU i don‘t see how your citizenship within would lead to you being a member of the united nation that one day will arise from the losely banded financial pact that your new homecountry is leaving.",
"Congrats! Dress-wise you should rethink your choices for the next public event, I think the big golden chain thing is a bit much. ",
"May I ask was this Brexit (spit) related decision to become British?",
"NOW we're getting somewhere! Much better!!",
"I also have a French citizenship and France is one of the founding members of Europe. I’d say that makes me fairly European. ",
"But...I polished it especially. \nMy mum said I could have a wear of it every Tuesday :( ",
"It definitely was the kick up the arse I needed to get my finances and paperwork in motion! ",
"Love the suit you’re wearing sir",
"So not a fan of The Office then. \nNext. ",
"2 citizenships? Is that even possible? Wouldn‘t you thus be allowed to vote twice in anything concerning the eu, until well the uk fully left? Wouldn‘t this be illegal concerning any legislative of the eu? And first and foremost, do they speak french in the uk now?\n\n\nNah just kidding the uk is part of the continent…\n\nTheir monarchy is pretty much german though...\n\nI wouldn‘t make that step because of the engineering, i think you are pretty brave considering the cuisine… \nStill wonder how a french could get that :D \n\nNice to see continentialism:)\n\nWhy did you move, may i ask?\n\n( btw i admire british humor, something which would be a reason to emmigrate)",
"It is my best suit. \nShame the tricolour gremlin is cramping my style. ",
"Well good for you. My fiance is Czech we're going to have to do the same eventually.",
"You do know that every countries can have different laws right? Many countries allow you two nationalities. \nAnd yes I could vote for European elections in both countries but logistically that’s complicated and European level elections aren’t as important as national ones IMO. ",
"Clearly not, you little slug. ",
"The sun? At least it's not a complete waste of paper then. Had to google the matinal anthem.. it corrected it and I felt a bit silly. That's because you're from the sophisticated continent. I am quite hairy enough frankly, in fact perhaps I should be drinking just warm milk..",
"Nicknames are bad names ",
"Too much warm milk and you’ll turn into a smooth dolphin like creature!\nSun is rubbish. I sleep terribly on it!",
"Congratulations! Welcome to the clan. Good on ya for sticking with it, not an easy process for sure.",
"Well\nFirst I’m a friend\nSecond I’m a boss\nAnd third probably a Redditor ",
"American here. Can I come visit because this shit is crazy?",
"I feel like all I see is look I’m an American citizen and I finally saw this one and love it!\n\nWherever you’re going for your new life show everyone!",
"🤷♂️ I quite like dolphins. But the thought of the in-between transition steps is quite terrifying. Hahaa close your eyes and think of England. Good stiff upper lip. ",
"It looks like she took a picture of a picture. Then developed that picture, scanned it and faxed it to Reddit",
"Welcome to the kingdom, now join us all in a mass moan about foreigners",
"That explains so much",
"Or I could do my damndest to fix it instead of ignoring all the problems like you. ",
"Just in time to see it ruined by terrorist, sry I mean refugees.....",
"Yep and your dual citizenship isn‘t a free vote in eu elections… still interested in the story behind, fear of losing your job when the uk finally leaves? And guess what i could smell your imo the moment you stated your dual citizenship… ",
"Congratulations, proud to have you here!",
"Why does it take so long? ",
"Dilly, dilly!",
"I did not know that!",
"Still interested in my background story but already casting judgement and throwing wild theories around? Yeah I don’t think so. ",
"[So you've decided to settle and become Mrs. Snipes?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=a69pHYYUyx0)",
"Either is acceptable.",
"Winona Rider? Is that you!?",
"Yes we do",
"Milk first or last?",
"Preparing for Brexit? Smart!",
"Congratulations on reaching full Blightyness!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Don't do it online it's crap, go to a Post Office and they'll help you out if you make a mistake etc, also your only really British if you have been in a queue.",
"You seem awful. ",
"French citizen",
"Ermm we definitely do use pal",
"Never mind. New guy. Troll account. Disregard. ",
"Yeah you’ll fucking hate our free health care and sexy accents. ",
"One more of us, one less of them. ",
"Bonza, and jolly good show.",
"):",
"I like your British style of humour!",
"Wait.. you can become a British citizen.. I'm a brit.. didn't know that... then again our boarders are so laps I don't think it makes any difference.. 30% of my local town is eastern European populated! (Random statistic in a leaflet my shop gets from the local town council)",
"So which version of the Office is the better: The UK version or the American version?",
"Goes without saying - Brexit",
"How adorable do you look! Love your outfit! ",
"Looks more to me like E N Z A D E N I N O",
"Good for you Liz Lemon!",
"/r/casualUK \nAnd \n/r/BritishProblems \n\nAny brits may like ",
"Shut up.",
"remember to talk about the weather constantly, get overly friendly with every other brit you meet on holiday, you must politely join every queue you see even if you have no idea where its going and of course take family holidays to blackpool or weymouth. oh, and last but not least and most importantly football must always be called football NEVER soccer, even if your family back home refer to the beautiful game as soccer you MUST correct them immediatly. failure to adhere to any of these will result in expulsion to one of the colonies. good day and congratulations on your citizenship!",
"The guys a twat, don't bother replying to him he's a waste of time",
"The OG obviously. ",
"See? Awful. \n\nBut you’re just a troll in reality. Mom says dinner’s ready!",
"Fuck off. British Culture has involved foreign nationalities for centuries. There may be some racists here, but the rest of us welcome anyone. Don't spoil it with your racist pish. ",
"Fuck off with the racism. ",
"Subject. Isn't that what you are over there? ",
"he looks like he just woke up",
"Congrats Bee!",
"Welcome aboard and behalf of all your fellow British citizen friends, sorry.",
"Tena Fey! You traitor!",
"Congratulations! I believe you now hold the title for longest fringe in Britain.\n",
"Wild theories? It was a question… know some spanish people who can‘t dual wield but might going to migrate fully for basically their jobs and life in the uk, your hierarchising national over intracontinental votes was clear because well you got yourself a second choice in a second country whilst not being familiar with the legislation of the eu parliament.\n\nPardon my sarcasm, but that makes you somewhat english, lol.",
"Not sure if troll or actual idiot",
"too bad you didnt know brexit was going to happen...",
"England doesn't have a king, we have the queen",
"Just watch it that they don't catch you stealing a loaf of bread or they'll ship you off to the colonies and leave you for dead.\n\nAt least the weather here is better!",
"Anyone ever tell you that you look like Enza Denino?",
"> transcending from the EU\n\nWow...",
"Well you did wear a \"marinière\", which is typically French !",
"They spent 100 years \"discussing it\". I think then the British got caught up after that discussing roses.",
"This is the real citizenship test ",
"My Fiance has the same outfit! While I am _quite_ biased you wear it well :)",
"The ignorance is real with this one.",
"[Watch this](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=wTjMqda19wk) ",
"The last time it happened, it ended in near [catastrophe](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cikZA_WjYZM&t=5m19s)",
"Not since the British Nationality Act 1981, when citizenship was introduced.\n\nThere are a handful of 'British Subjects' left, but once they're dead, then that's it. It a specific designation.\n\nWe're 'Subjects of the Crown', but 'British Citizens'.",
"Do you mind walking through the process of citizenship? I would be grateful. ",
"Hit em right between the eyes",
"Yes?",
"you can see the fingers on the reflection too",
"lol.",
"Tina Faye?",
"Tina Fey?\n",
"I’m not your pal, buddy.",
"Didn't you actually become a subject of the crown?",
"Actual idiot I'm pretty sure\nEdit: look at his profile, it's sickening.",
"Sorry.",
"Are you Tina Fey or Winona Ryder? I can't tell.",
"How easy/difficult is it to become a British citizen? What is the process like? \n\nAmerican here, getting kind of scared what is happening on this side of the pond ",
"‘Murican here, got any tips for me to emigrate?",
"way better then becoming a US citizen ",
"Do you mean Anne of Stuart the last Queen of England? She popped her clogs a while back.",
"My condolences.",
"\"Can't have a lemon party without old Dick!\"",
"Welcome, truly! I’m afraid things aren’t at their best right now, but feel free to put your feet up and help yourself to nibbles, we’re working on it.",
"She faxed it, took a picture of the fax, mailed that then took a photo of it then described the pic to a sketch artist then that was finally mailed to reddit",
"Tina Fey?",
"American here, any chance they might be bringing that back? I'm asking for a friend.",
"Congrats, you’re now officially a cunt. Here’s your tea and here’s your smug sense of superiority",
"Elizabeth Lemon II Duchess of Couchness ",
"If you meet the requirements (length of residence, English language, background checks etc) then you submit an application. You have to pass a test on aspects of British culture like cockney rhyming slang and sarcasm. Having met all the requirements there is a brief ceremony at the local town hall where you promise to be a law abiding citizen. They will then issue you with a provisional British licence. \n\nUpgrading this licence to full citizenship involves completing a list of various tasks, the most onerous and unpopular of which is the requirement to kiss the arse of a direct descendant of the Queen. ",
"Better than becoming American at the moment. Apparently, we’re all just fucking racists now.",
"I'll join you if they call off Brexit.",
"I was taken aback by this. I always see people become US citizens and I think good on you but with people in the UK I always just think you're already part of our nation and therefore don't need citizenship",
"You use the word bloody in context, you are a UK citizen",
"You can tell that just by looking at her? Big assumption based on just skin colour. I think there is a word for that...",
"I take mine with just honey. Is that wrong?",
"I'll take the bait. \n\nWhy?",
"good show old sport ",
"That's actually absolutely right.",
"Phew! The colonies haven't forgotten everything.",
"It's great to see 'Where's Wally' is still influencing fashion.\n\nEr, sorry I thought it was a r/roast me!",
"In that case, I'm sorry your racial genetics are clearly holding you back. Sad!",
"Her dress style is related too",
"Hating on America is a European pastime. Third only to ~~soccer~~ football and electronica.",
"It's worse than that its pure ignorance. ",
"Username does **kind of** check out!",
"How did you go about doing so? I plan on doing the same thing in the future but I have no idea where to start.",
"https://www.gatestoneinstitute.org/4852/britain-curbing-free-speech",
"As an American, I’m glad to see something different than America. ",
"U can put a hamster in a fish tank, but he will always be a hamster.",
"I didn't vote leave and spit on an Asian family in a Lidl car-park while seig-heiling for this bullshit...\n\nOnly joking, welcome aboard, mate.",
"I tried faxing something once but it required an in app purchase 👎🏻",
"I don’t think the French speak Spanish.",
"As someone with access to free and low cost healthcare I would never want to, and could never celebrate becoming an American citizen. ",
"Just the GOP and trump cult followers. They won’t be around long. ",
"Congratulations!! \n\nHow difficult was the process? Was “red tape” difficult to navigate? Or just was it easy to follow along with patience ? ",
"Why did nobody tell me David Duchovny was a British citizen?",
"Good God lemon.",
"Speak for yourself.",
"> cockney rhyming slang\n\nWhen the bullshit detector when into red alert mode. Pull the other one, its got bells on.",
"I wonder if the antivax movement will fall under this umbrella...",
"Huh?!? You not no good at doing english words and letter. You dumb.",
"Kek 👌",
"Yep!",
"How did she predict Trump’s presidency 7 years before it happened?",
"I thought her dress was see through for a minute.",
"Sorry for your loss. ",
"That's Canada, eh.\n\n\nSource: Am Canadian.",
"That's a good reason but not one where it's much better than becoming an American citizen. I am sad to see the negative feelings you have towards America.",
"Well done! Been through this with my wife. She now has a real passport from a real country whose monarch requests and requires.",
"I'm not sad. When Americans file for bankruptcy because of insanely high medical bills... that's sad. That's really, really sad.\n\nVery grateful to be British and Australian.",
"A great time to he British... Em....",
"The British one, obviously ",
"I’m not American...",
"Scanned AND faxed. Because eFax. Or something.",
"It was pretty complicated and very expensive. And yes a hell of a lot of bank statement and such...!",
"Just cos you're British now doesn't mean you have to lie about which Office is better.",
"I had to pass a Life in the UK test, a Knowledge of English test as English isn’t my first language, then I applied for a permanent residency card and finally once that was approved, I applied for naturalisation. \nJust under a year and around £3.5K. ",
"It is fairly difficult. I used a solicitor as advised by the majority of applicants. A lot of paperwork and money. ",
"Just met her didn't you... its true what they say about guys finding out girls on the internet.",
"Check out the Home Office website. \nPM me if you want more details. ",
"Did the fancy outfit come with those **ears**? Was there a special class in dry sense of humor?",
"Dolphins are terrifying. But I want to wear their skin. ",
"Just in time for british 30 rock",
"Should have Bloody gone USA status!",
"British Problems.",
"What was that, Medieval Times?",
"Lady reminds me of Tina Fey",
"Most of my English friends call me cunt, that’s close enough I guess. ",
"You look British already",
"Wait the process takes 8 years or OP has been in England for 8 years and is now legal?",
"You qualify for naturalisation after 5 years, also I was always “legal”.\nI have lived here for over 8 years. ",
"You 'avin a laugh? She 'avin a laugh?",
"Terrorism is a race?",
"Were you wanking over the pen again Barry?",
"Congratulations! My wife went though this - it's very cool to have two passports. ",
"Sorry, bad english (language). I didn't mean illegal as an illegal citizen I just meant legally a British citizen. ",
"She being Tina Fey",
"After 34 years, I'm still denying that I am one. \"Nope I'm irish\" *hides passport*",
"I'm not your pal, missy. ",
"Nah, the Nigel Farage crowd in the UK is just as bad.",
"It's 5PM. What am I, a farmer?",
"It’s Winona Ryder that’s why ",
"She's French...",
"Not with that attitude",
"Do you think they're physically moving the UK away from Europe? Like you said, it's not a state, it's a continent. Britain will still be in Europe.",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"Winona Ryder is British now?",
"I would say that makes YOU the terrifying one. ",
"Heartwarming…",
"Stop flattering me ;)",
"First of all, congratulations!\n\nI was wondering why 3.5k? I am just going through the process myself (have the ceremony booked for in 10 days):\n- EEA PR £65\n- LIUK £50\n- AN £1282\n- Passport £72.5\n- (Optional) NCS £65\n= Total £1534.5\n\nI am guessing you did it via a solicitor? ",
"I had to pass a knowledge of English test as well. And I had to get a permanent residency card. And yes I used a solicitor which was worth the money in my opinion. \nCongrats to you too!",
"How so? America has what the rest of the world doesn't.. Real freedom.",
"Just in time for brexit....",
"I'm sorry I just couldn't help myself, I'm a real flirt you psychopath. ",
"They are an island how much more physically would that get also part of it isn‘t connected to what is commonly called europe...\n\nBesides that have you ever gotten citizenship for a landmass? I only have a citizenship for an abstract piece of mind situated upon a landmass...",
"Next thing you know, you’re sexting me about all the sexy ducks at your local park ",
"Come on all those skin tight shiny feathers and bare legs, waddling around, will do ANYTHING for a bit of hovis - I'm not into sluts. ",
"That makes sense! Luckily I didn't have to do the English language test as I studied here. \nHope your passport arrives soon =)",
"Swearing personal allegiance to a monarch and her heirs make us subjects...\n",
"Is mayorness an instrument?",
"How about a seductive goat that will work hard for a bite of your carrot? ",
"No Patrick. ",
"I won’t order one until I can apply with my married name ",
"I think you can only apply with the name on your citizenship certificate, but I am not sure? Did you check with your solicitor? Alternatively, you can ask over at immigrationboards.com.\n\nAnyway, bonne chance =)",
"How does America have real freedom that the rest of the world doesn't?",
"Take your racism and bigotry somewhere else. No room for you here. ",
"Jolly good old bean!",
"0.0 chance you're pleasing a man with that attire. Who is going to take care of you?",
"Congrats!! I am starting my journey to become a UK Citizen next month. I leave South Africa on the 24th of February so hopefully by 2024 I will be able to post my own photo to Reddit :)",
"Well done and Congratulations! Marmite: love or hate?",
"Bill of Rights\n\nNo other nation has anything like it. Sure, citizens of other nations may be \"free\" but their rights are not God given but by their government. America is the only nation who has such a notion.",
"Lol at 'God'. \n\nAlso screw the gun violence, and healthcare system. I don't think Americans actually understand what they're missing out on because they haven't experienced it.\n\nIf I lived in America I'd have been bankrupt or dead a long time ago because of the extreme healthcare costs.",
"My fiancé is pleased enough with my outfits and I can take care of myself. ",
"Hate ",
"Well that process was easier than I bloody thought. I'd also like to apply.",
"And you think it's better here?",
"Nonono. She has bright colors; that's right out. Only browns allowed in 1977. 1987 maybe, but not enough hairspray.",
"Mate what are you on about? [This](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Continent) may help but I wont keep my hopes up.",
"Only if you’re on a ship",
"And it was going so well! I suppose around 50% of the population agree with you! ",
"I like your necklace, not seen one with a suit before ",
"Why? Why did you do it? Brexit?",
" Not really a British problem r/britishsuccess may be more appropriate",
"And the American flag and the Russian flag and a whole lot of others. Claiming Red White and Blue to be symbolic of your country is probably a dumb idea cause so do like 20 other countries. At least the Union Jack makes some sense how it ended up with the bland RWB combo. It was literally just an overlay of all the other flags. The others were designed like that. France and Russia's are particularly unimaginative in my opinion, not that mine matters nor that anyone should change their flags cause I think their dumb. I'm just saying.",
"Just saying? How about you don’t?\nIt was a very special day with a carefully selected outfit and I couldn’t care less that you think it’s dumb. ",
"Enjoy being an EU citizen, it won't last!",
"Oh it will but thanks for the concern. ",
"I typed out a reply which made myself deeply uncomfortable... Congratulations? Do you win? I feel like nobody wins here. ",
"You should PM it to me. For the wank bank. ",
"Nope. He said it. ",
"Are...are you Tina Fey?",
"Haute trahison ! Sus aux Anglois pour récupérer la belle !!",
"3 letters:\n\nNHS.",
"Jesus you have fully integrated into this country haven't you.. it wasn't the fact that someone else might see it, it was the fact that I would see it. ",
"Ah! Tu m’a fait rire!",
"Yes. ",
"You thought it up. No shower can cleanse that. Might as well share the goods :p",
"What do you think took me so long, I was scrubbing. I only got half way into it but it involved nibbling, nannies, and some very sexual things about goats, do you really need more details!? ",
"You totally had to scrub off white wee-wee out of your trousers ;)\nHaha I definitely do!",
"unlucky",
"Oh my apologies, I wasn't trying to comment on your outfit or the occasion. I was trying to comment on flag design and got a little carried away. I just thought the original comment about the colors somehow belonging to France to be absurd. I am sorry I could have been much clear about that or dropped my reply on the comment above. I am very happy for you, I know that the United Kingdom can be a challenging place to get obtain citizenship.",
"Are you on the left or the right?",
"I’m the flag in the background. ",
"But why do you look like Liz Lemon?",
"Because I am her?",
"I too want a gold chain for becoming British person...",
"until she cries",
"Congratulation. !!",
"Do I have a choice?! \n\nNah I’m just curious how hard European countries are in general. The US have tighter immigration control then in the past but still probably easier to become American than European. I was just curious if the European countries have any, if at all, avenues to citizenship. ",
"My family became naturalised back in 2006 - about a month before the process became a complete ball ache! Congrats on being a grumpy Brit",
"Misconception. Union Jack has been used to refer to the flag longer than a jackstaff even existed. \n\nThere was even a parliamentary approval in 1908 to make the name Union Jack an official term for the flag.",
"Milk in earl grey? Have you been sniffing white board pens? ",
"There's only one Office, and it ended a long time ago.",
"It’s good to just get it out of the way.",
"Welcome, now please consume a litre of tea a day. ",
"I did not see the 'e' in pennies at first & had a great chuckle.",
"I also had to throw a lot of penis around to get where I am today. \nWorth the sore arms. ",
"Listen here you little shit ",
"Must have been an iPhone camera ",
"As an American all I see is, \"after 8 years of trying i finally am am property of the queen of England\" I guess I just dunno why anyone would want to be citizen of a country with a monarchy and population that wants to withdraw from the EU but expect but expect other countries to still give them price breaks as though they are a memeber. Worse than a poor white Trump voter complaining about tax breaks for the millionaires. Buyers remorse much? Maybe she won't have buyers remorse but my bet is in 8 yrs she's gonna be begging to be anything but English as their economy tanks from the Brexit.",
"Two things:\n\n1. scotland isn‘t og baltic/ european, tectonicwise\n2. the uk has a vast history of imperialism thus not all of the uk is situated in europe.\n\nGet a hold of the uk article on the site you are referencing.",
"I thought it was Tina Fey.",
"Which house did the Sorting Hat put you in?",
"I read \" as an American...\" and I stopped reading.\n",
"Congrats, female Waldo.",
"I thought John Oliver already was a British citizen?",
"What shit hole were you escaping?",
"none.",
"So you accidentaly applied for citizenship to the wrong county but the queen claimed you as her another one of her slaves.",
"You make no sense.",
"My president asked me to pass along his best wishes: \"Congratulations on your shithole country.\"\n\nj/k\n\n",
"She needs to be British. We prefer to moan about things",
"I’m British, you don’t speak for us all! For example - getting on empty bus for your entire journey is definitely a british success!",
"I dont even understand your angle here. Are you saying the UK is not in Europe or that it's not going to be in Europe anymore because of Brexit?",
"Meanwhile, post brexit - French citizenship requests from the UK are up a third.\n\nCan you get a refund?",
"Then you went on to a starring role in Homeland?",
"Wow. Next time start with trump praise. Easier for people around the world to know you should be ignored. Trump supporters are a putrid stain on the tapestry of My country. ",
"Congratulations and welcome.",
"Welcome to the racist shit hole of a country that is now the UK, get out while you can, It is what I did and I am British. ",
"What a hateful thing to say. Guess you're just another ANTIFA radical leftist.",
"Have you never been to the north pal? ",
"So presumably the Brexit made you go for British Citizenship.\n\nIt's what made me get my German passport, though my mother is German making it much easier.",
"Great, now you can move to Spain like all the brits do :D",
"Britizen?",
"True Brit right here.",
"Welcome to their club",
"And you got to meet Rod Gilbert!",
"Anyone can fax to reddit - the number is: 1-800-SHT-POST",
"Congratulations! put the kettle on.",
"What you mean to say is \" As a Brit I have an attention span of 3 words for anyone who doesn't bow to the queen\"",
"They've been doing that since 1066",
"So this is what Winona Ryder does in her spare time.",
"You’re proving right what a lot of people think of Americans. ",
"Not a courtroom. Just a lot of wood panelling. Sorry for the potato quality, I did do my best at the time. ",
"I thought your career was going well in the US, Tina Fey",
"None of both,\nIn case there will be one day the united states of europe, uk will not be part of it( so probably it‘ll carry a nonenglish name) until then eu citizenship is not available. And second uk isn‘t only situated in europe, for one scotland is pretty new to the landmass we call europe and second, there is several parts oversee that are uk f.e. Falkland, definitively not a part of europe. \n\n",
"Nope. Citizens. We have a system of government balanced between two parliamentary chambers, local elected MPs in the Commons, a Prime Minister and cabinet and the monarch’s final check/stamp.\n\nWe have the freedom of free healthcare. We have the freedom to vote for more than two parties. We have the freedom not to be killed for being black, or gay, or going to school, or not believing in god.\n\n\nThe UK is a democratic nation, and disagreeing just make you sound insecure about your own ‘freedoms’.",
"That’s not what he said. He was talking about refugees - the people who are running away from the terrorists destroying their homes.",
"I love crumpets too much. \nThe pull was too strong. ",
"Ah yes, the Saxons! Or the Normans? Or was it the Celts? Wait, who are supposed to be the **true** British again?! The Queen’s a German isn’t she?\n\n\nWherever you’re from, you came from somewhere else first - thought to be a valley in Africa - there is no reason to draw boundaries between race, because why do some deserve to be prioritised for arriving a little beforehand?\n\n\nI’m ‘white’ British, who knows how long I’ve been on this island. My friends are Asian, Muslim, South American, Caribbean, Italian, Polish. They are all Brits, and deserve to be here a lot more than those trying to keep them out.",
"Not any more:\n\nThe term British subject has had a number of different legal meanings over time. Currently the term 'British subject' refers, in British nationality law, to a limited class of different people defined by Part IV of the British Nationality Act 1981. Under that Act, two groups of people became \"British subjects\"; the first were people from the Republic of Ireland born before 1949 who already claimed subject status, and the second covered a number of people who had previously been considered \"British subjects without citizenship\", and were not considered citizens of any other country. This second group were predominantly residents of colonies which had become independent, but who had not become citizens of the new country. The status cannot be inherited, and is lost on the acquisition of any other citizenship; it will therefore cease to exist on the death of the last remaining subjects.\n\nFormerly 'British subject' was used to denote de facto citizenship of the United Kingdom and the British Empire, and until 1949 was used to refer generally to any person born or naturalised in the United Kingdom or the British Empire, including the independent dominions such as Canada and Australia (but not including protectorates, e.g., the Princely states, who had their own separate citizenship status). The term had a more complex interpretation between 1949 and 1983 and the move to independence of many of the colonies, with subject status existing alongside citizenship of an individual country or colony.\n\nThe term 'subject' is used rather than 'citizen' because in a monarchy the monarch is the source of authority in whose name all legal power in civil and military law is exercised. The people of a monarchy in former times were regarded as the monarch's subjects who were under certain obligations such as owing allegiance to, and thereby entitled to the protection of, the Crown.\n\n",
"Nope. It’s a nation with the freedom of democracy, of free healthcare, more than two political parties, and a system where one figure is less able to fuck the country up than in the States.\n\nIt’s a nation where children can go to school without having to bring bulletproof backpacks, where it’s safe to be black, or asian, or gay, or not to believe in god.\n\nA nation where police officers prioritise safety and assistance over abuse and power.\n\nA nation where prisons do not hold 22% of the **world’s** prisoners.\n\n\nSounds pretty free to me.",
"Not any more:\n\nThe term British subject has had a number of different legal meanings over time. Currently the term 'British subject' refers, in British nationality law, to a limited class of different people defined by Part IV of the British Nationality Act 1981. Under that Act, two groups of people became \"British subjects\"; the first were people from the Republic of Ireland born before 1949 who already claimed subject status, and the second covered a number of people who had previously been considered \"British subjects without citizenship\", and were not considered citizens of any other country. This second group were predominantly residents of colonies which had become independent, but who had not become citizens of the new country. The status cannot be inherited, and is lost on the acquisition of any other citizenship; it will therefore cease to exist on the death of the last remaining subjects.\n\nFormerly 'British subject' was used to denote de facto citizenship of the United Kingdom and the British Empire, and until 1949 was used to refer generally to any person born or naturalised in the United Kingdom or the British Empire, including the independent dominions such as Canada and Australia (but not including protectorates, e.g., the Princely states, who had their own separate citizenship status). The term had a more complex interpretation between 1949 and 1983 and the move to independence of many of the colonies, with subject status existing alongside citizenship of an individual country or colony.\n\nThe term 'subject' is used rather than 'citizen' because in a monarchy the monarch is the source of authority in whose name all legal power in civil and military law is exercised. The people of a monarchy in former times were regarded as the monarch's subjects who were under certain obligations such as owing allegiance to, and thereby entitled to the protection of, the Crown.\n\n",
"OP is French, and therefore retains french citizenship. She does, in fact, have the best of both worlds!",
"Nope, try again:\n\nThe term British subject has had a number of different legal meanings over time. Currently the term 'British subject' refers, in British nationality law, to a limited class of different people defined by Part IV of the British Nationality Act 1981. Under that Act, two groups of people became \"British subjects\"; the first were people from the Republic of Ireland born before 1949 who already claimed subject status, and the second covered a number of people who had previously been considered \"British subjects without citizenship\", and were not considered citizens of any other country. This second group were predominantly residents of colonies which had become independent, but who had not become citizens of the new country. The status cannot be inherited, and is lost on the acquisition of any other citizenship; it will therefore cease to exist on the death of the last remaining subjects.\n\nFormerly 'British subject' was used to denote de facto citizenship of the United Kingdom and the British Empire, and until 1949 was used to refer generally to any person born or naturalised in the United Kingdom or the British Empire, including the independent dominions such as Canada and Australia (but not including protectorates, e.g., the Princely states, who had their own separate citizenship status). The term had a more complex interpretation between 1949 and 1983 and the move to independence of many of the colonies, with subject status existing alongside citizenship of an individual country or colony.\n\nThe term 'subject' is used rather than 'citizen' because in a monarchy the monarch is the source of authority in whose name all legal power in civil and military law is exercised. The people of a monarchy in former times were regarded as the monarch's subjects who were under certain obligations such as owing allegiance to, and thereby entitled to the protection of, the Crown.\n\n",
"Nah he's takin' the piss",
"Mmmmmmm panda and marmite on a bed of baked beans",
"Can we have some of that queuing etiquette? We are plum out.",
"I red this it a eastern european accent so I have to ask, which country did you came from?",
"British subjects are people who live in Crown dependencies like Falkland Islands. British citizens are people who are born in the UK or have a parent born in the UK or have acquired British nationality .",
"But there is a lot less of them",
"I come from France. ",
"Color me suprised. Have a great time in Great Britain!",
"Thank you :)",
"Nice to see one of these which is not an American citizen.\n\nWelcome to the country.",
"Did not take long to find the wanker yank commenting on this probably butthurt that it was not someone wanting to join his fucked up cuntry. (Yes I left the o out on purpose)",
"Congratulations! I'm in the middle of the nationality process the other way round. Yay to finding new homes!",
"Electoral College.\n\n\nThat's not a democracy.",
">Lol at 'God'. \n\nLook at you thinking you have the moral superiority lol",
"ok so there is a test to confirm if you genuinely are british now or not?\n\nQ: what is the funniest thing to have ever appeared on TV in the history of the universe?\n\nThe entire nation is on agreement on this one btw",
"genuinely there is a bridge in the UK near where i used to live that warned people it would send them to australia if they were caught damaging it.\n\nWOOHOO free holiday!!",
"Au moins un point positif dans ce désastre :'(",
"What racism? Arabs? Do you think that it's some kind of slur to call people from former Arabia Arabs.\n\nDo you think me a bigot because I find the idea of people illegally entering a country under the guise of refugee a bad thing. Seeing as the most recent migrant crisis is from Syria I don't see how any of what I said was wrong. \n\nMaybe don't be such a reactionary whose only argument is buzz words because that's how you've been trained to argue, maybe address peoples points OR read their argument.",
"Someone should film themselves scratching the paint and then sue the council (or whomever) for breach of contract if they don't pay for your tickets to AU. More as a joke for a free trip of course, but it'd be hilarious to see what a judge thought of that sign in a modern setting.",
"The Office. ",
"Pourquoi un désastre? J’ai toujours mon passeport français! ",
"That's not right either, see above",
"Okay how about, British Citizens are people born in the UK or have a parent born in the UK, or have acquired British nationality.",
"You were talking about subjects, not citizens",
"Im afraid thats incorrect the correct answer is this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=63rcdLeXiU8",
"ouf ",
"Is then when I scream \"goal\" and riot like a hooligan because my team scored? Then we all say ole ole ole!",
"Congrats on being proud for being born somewhere, you really must not have accomplished shit your entire life, Jesus. America is a fucking laughing stock. Come to Scandinavia to see the best countries in the world.",
"No thanks, bub. No other country even comes close to being as great as America.",
"The same people who voted fucking DONALD TRUMP to be President? LMAO. The Russians completely controlled your election. Pathetic",
"I voted for Donald Trump, and he's doing a fantastic job. Can't wait to vote for him again in 2020. Come to America to see a strong capitalist economy, socialist scum.",
"Have you ever been on /r/politics?",
"He's a week old troll account",
"Take your racism and bigotry somewhere else. No room for you here."
] | 487 |
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After 8 years, I became a British citizen!
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/r/pics/comments/7ppulb/someone_put_these_all_over_the_eggs_at_my_work/
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[
"Damn. Although that is true, Gorilla veganism does not belong in the work place. ",
"Grinds up male chicks alive? What?",
"Vegans",
"Nice try, veghead.\n\nChik Fil A for lunch today!",
"Its still a better fate then what the females will endure ",
"And what did they do to the poor trees to make those sticky notes?",
"This maybe an unpopular opinion, but I am ok with vegans doing this. The note is polite and isn't being judmentle or offensive to us meat eaters. This person is just standing up for what they believe in, in a way that is non-confrontational.\n\nPlus what the note says is mostly true. Most male chicks are killed not long after hatching. As a meat eater I feel it is important to know how your meal got to your plate and not to bury your head into the sand about the mistreatment a living creature may go through to get it there.",
">male chicks\n\nWell, atleast they're not non-binary trichromatic polyheterophiliic chicks",
"Can I put notes on people's vegetables saying \"meat is tasty, please eat meat\"?",
"Guerilla?",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Chick_culling",
"Your stance is not unreasonable. I applaud you for speaking your mind, even though you thought it would be controversial. Have an updoot. ",
"I was trying to make a joke about vegans/animals and used Gorilla instead of Guerilla. Failed but I tried. lol. ",
"Aha. Higher level humour. I like that. I shoulda got it. Keep it up!",
"[Gorillas are native to equatorial Africa](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QyG0G96UB6k) \n\nOK?\n\nNo gorillas, not here, no way ",
"\"Vegans are idiots\" is easier",
"vegans try and make their cats vegan too. they mistreat animals...and are ok with it...\n\ncoincidence?",
"My Mexican dad died picking vegetables In the heat of Mexico years ago... fuck vegetables they killed my father ",
"> By 2020, US producers expect to sex the eggs before birth, so male eggs can be culled.\n\nVegans will not have this argument for long.",
"Not completely true. My friend is an outspoken vegan and feeds his cat food with meat. He recognizes their natural affinity to eat meat as part of the food chain. Vegan lifestyles may be dumb, (IMO), but don't spread generalizations! ",
"And some vegans don't have pets at all because they consider it mistreatment. \n\nJust like every group of beliefs in life, vegans have a few crazies that take things too far. (That is the ones who force a vegan diet on their pet carnivores, not the ones that choose not to have pets.)"
] | 21 |
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Someone put these all over the eggs at my work
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/r/pics/comments/7ppve8/i_definitely_won_the_avocado_lottery_today/
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[
"dam son, nice avacado",
"Gourmet greatness.",
"The Avocladerry.",
"I got lucky two days ago. It's always a gamble.",
"/r/AvocadoPorn",
"You fool! Everyone knows you only have 20 seconds after opening an avacado before it wilts into eternity.",
"I always liked the Jim Gaffigan line: Sometimes to save time I throw out my avocados out at the grocery store.",
"Why would you misspell the \"lottery\" part? Surely Avoclottery makes more sense?",
"I won the same lottery! Good to see I'm not the only one, feels so good to get a lot of that beautiful green goo in the face when you open up that thang. ",
"Yes",
"YOU SON OF A BITCH.",
"It isn't ripe though",
"It tasted great to me! Nice and soft. I made guacamole with it and it mashed well. :) ",
"I actually prefer my avocado like this. Just slightly soft, but firm enough that it doesn't turn into mush in my salads, wraps, etc. ",
"Yall need to plant these seeds when you find them. So we can breed a whole line of perfect avocados!",
"Haha, I live in Canada. I don't think an avocado tree would survive the winters. ",
"Build a geothermal greenhouse.",
"One day! ",
"Me too. That is on my to-do-when-i-get-rich list."
] | 19 |
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I definitely won the avocado lottery today!
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/r/pics/comments/7ppveh/modern_edukayshun/
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[
"None of that information tells you what the rate is, for all you know you could be giving away 2.4% of your money. Nothing in this extract tells you what those percentages are for. ",
"The percentages can only be equated to the question being that it asks what percentage and there are only three banks ",
"And why would a savings account take 2.4% of savings..."
] | 3 |
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Modern Edukayshun
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/r/pics/comments/7ppx8g/a_picture_of_365_slices_each_slice_taken_on_a/
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[
"totes amaze!!",
"This image was created using 3,888 pictures of the same spot in Oslo, Norway. Photographer is Eirik Solheim.\n\n[1 year time-lapse](https://youtu.be/KkY3JGDqMT8?t=1)\n\n\n[Source](https://io9.gizmodo.com/one-year-captured-in-3-888-tiny-photographs-1666716119)",
"I would have expected it to be more gradual between weather",
"I wish my country had seasons.",
"Canada is a season. We know it here as \"late January\"",
"Now make the other 365 versions of this picture, and have them flow in a gif. Now!",
"I think the biggest thing is how precipitation can affect the colors. After rain trees get a dark, deeper green. If you look closely at the winter you can see trees with and without snow as well.",
"I’m surprised there are not any fall colored leaves here. Nonetheless great shot!",
"So you just take [old shit](https://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4m2yk6/a_picture_in_365_slices_each_is_one_day_of_the/) and [re-post](https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/1k6gai/this_picture_is_in_365_slices_one_for_each_day_of/) it all day?",
"No, I was referring to the sharp differences between individual slices, day by day. I thought that what's the original comment was referring to when they said \"more gradual between weather.\"",
"Yes, weather/seasons/the generally distinct parts.",
"Not nearly as simple as that, first he applies a jpeg filter. Gotta get more compression artifacts to let the future know he was here.",
"There you have it ladies and gentlemen. Proof that the universe is expanding. In a year, several of these trees have moved offscreen.",
"I live in Minnesota, I can definatly see why the changes are so sudden. Here one day you can see 2 ft of snow on the ground. The next you might get rain and a sunny day. Leaving nothing left but wet grass and a few patches. Pretty amazing.",
"so few months of green, its depressing.",
"Time is a flat circle.",
"No! He's a bot.",
"Wow thats disguisting. Population there must be on strong antidepressants.",
"Like an MRI of nature!",
"What I want is like this, but animated so that January 1 moves across the image.",
"You must be from northern Canada",
"And as /u/TooShiftyForYou's [link](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ppx8g/a_picture_of_365_slices_each_slice_taken_on_a/dsj3tvq/) shows, it's 3888 slices. In Op's defense, perhaps their lower res version is 365 slices.\n\nSo the title violates the the [title guidlines](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/titles).\n\nI don't mind reposting so much. But as this title has been pointed out to be incorrect so many times, the propogation of misinformation is inexcusable.\n\nAnyone seeking more info might also check here: \n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[A picture in 365 slices, each slice taken on a different day of the year.](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/7pp9gi/a_picture_in_365_slices_each_slice_taken_on_a/) | 24107 | 4^hrs | interestingasfuck | 408\n[A picture in 365 slices. Each is one day of the year](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/4m2yk6/a_picture_in_365_slices_each_is_one_day_of_the/) | 1611 | 1^yr | interestingasfuck | 20\n[This picture is in 365 slices, one for each day of the year.](http://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/1k6gai/this_picture_is_in_365_slices_one_for_each_day_of/) ^**B** | 1824 | 4^yrs | woahdude | 212\n[365 in 1](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qax0s/365_in_1/) ^**B** | 76 | 5^yrs | pics | 5\n[Each sliver of this photo is from a year's worth of taking pictures. The camera never moved.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/zhbuq/each_sliver_of_this_photo_is_from_a_years_worth/) ^**B** | 1222 | 5^yrs | pics | 116\n[1 picture, 365 days. Each slice is a different day of the year.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1vjj5f/1_picture_365_days_each_slice_is_a_different_day/) | 1659 | 3^yrs | pics | 90\n[One picture taken everyday for one year, smashed into one.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1dw6nl/one_picture_taken_everyday_for_one_year_smashed/) | 30 | 4^yrs | pics | 4\n[A picture made of 365 slices. Each slice is a day of the year.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/17u7jr/a_picture_made_of_365_slices_each_slice_is_a_day/) | 1524 | 4^yrs | pics | 179\n[3888 pictures over the course of one year.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/uj2g6/3888_pictures_over_the_course_of_one_year/) | 961 | 5^yrs | pics | 52\n[3888 Photos Captured Over One Year Condensed Into One Image](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/o2177/3888_photos_captured_over_one_year_condensed_into/) | 2039 | 6^yrs | pics | 374\n[Artist Eirik Solheim took a picture every day for a year and then sliced the photos into 365 pieces and compiled them chronologically into one image](http://www.reddit.com/r/Art/comments/2nuq7h/artist_eirik_solheim_took_a_picture_every_day_for/) | 3481 | 3^yrs | Art | 218\n[1 picture, 365 days. Each \"line\" is one day.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1zl23q/1_picture_365_days_each_line_is_one_day/) | 95 | 3^yrs | pics | 2\n[A year in one photo...](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/g1ppl/a_year_in_one_photo/) | 1264 | 6^yrs | pics | 110\n[A picture in 365 slices. Each slice is one day of the year](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6sv899/a_picture_in_365_slices_each_slice_is_one_day_of/) | 1076 | 5^mos | pics | 24\n[A picture in 365 slices. Each is one day of the year!](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1k4avi/a_picture_in_365_slices_each_is_one_day_of_the/) | 1821 | 4^yrs | pics | 197\n7\n",
"365 slices OF PIZZA!",
"It validates my personal perception that spring and fall are becoming significantly shorter. ",
"That’s almost amazing, if you did it on a leap year I’d be super impressed...\n\nI’m joking, pic looks awesome good job!",
"Why is this always turned into a thing? We all realise reposts happen",
"Yeah, this is from Norway, but it's very similar in Minnesota I hear.",
"I don’t see the problem... If it weren’t for him I wouldn’t have seen this picture. Thanks OP, even if you did this for karma i’m glad you were able to post something interesting that most people wouldn’t have seen.",
"when you get to 15+ reposts, it is pretty extreme.",
"Wow, is it just me, or does winter seem so much longer than the other seasons, based on this photo?\n",
"If I did this in Florida, it would be very boring. Except the part in September where the trees are all blown over.",
"There's a 388th part of a dog behind one of the trees at left. ",
"This some dope research of the gods right here. ",
"Same here. My first time seeing it. Never understood why people get so passionately angry about reposts.",
"I fully expected to see slices of God Damned CHEESE! Fuck yo trees and GIMME THE CHEESE!",
"Yeah, but how else are you supposed to quickly get a lot of karma and sell your high-karma-account to advertisement agencies so that they can deceive reddit users into watching ads while masquerading as OC?",
"Came here for pizza, was disappointed ",
"I've honestly never seen this before. I've been here 6 years. \n\n Chill out homie.",
"He didn’t say it wasn’t a repost... just that people haven’t seen it before so it’s not a big deal if it’s a repost. Don’t go around calling people idiots. If this kind of thing gets to you, I envy how easy your life must be where you have time and energy to get riled up over something so meaningless. ",
"Sounds like they are perfect for /r/funny",
"No you can’t lol. Because whether people have or haven’t seen it, it’s never going to be a big deal...because it’s just a post on reddit. There are actual issues to worry about in the real world. ",
"kek",
"And this is why I live in California.",
"I was replying to what you wrote. You said you could make it into an argument about it being into a “big deal” and I said no you couldn’t. Because it’s a reddit post so it’ll never be a big deal, there are actual things that matter in the world and you’re whining about reposts. You can’t even read what you yourself wrote how are you calling others idiots and retarded? ",
"Ohhhhhh boy Rick.... I don’t think you’re supposed to use that word...",
"This is my favorite thread just because of the beautiful insults being tossed around ",
"I googled “year long gif” to try and find us both a satisfying time lapse but found this instead: http://www.aslongaspossible.com Neat",
"if it was a Californian pic it'd be full of ash and soot :P",
"https://youtu.be/XHqL48PHIeE",
"You seem like a nice guy. I'm so happy to expose your nonsense to people.",
"And mud :/",
"I've been tagging serial re-posters in RES and you would not believe the number of times entire comment threads are full of these re-posters\n",
"[This](https://i.imgur.com/UXXn2PV.png) is *your* comment history just for this thread alone.",
"For me with posts like these it’s annoying because it shows that op is not the photographer and therefore the photographer isn’t getting any credit. Putting something like this together requires a lot of time and effort.",
"Jesus Christ this guy is a god at farming karma",
"And you asked to be called out as a serial reposter by having nothing but reposts in your post history\n\nI've never pretended to be anything but a fucking cunt face, by the way",
"Summer is too short!!",
"Welcome to Canada. ",
"Why is there such a hard line between the snow and the leaves on the left? Was there a really warm night?",
"If it's one day apart, how does it just transition to and from winter in one slice?",
"That's actually really neat",
"im going to find a way to take a picture of a pizza slice every day for a year",
"This confirms my theory that Spring and Fall are shorter than Summer and Winter",
"Me too. So much in fact that I'm sure the title isn't totally accurate.",
"I love the way the snow melts around the trees",
"This is not pizza. I am leaving disappointed. ",
"The white streaks must have been when it was snowing, what are the dark streaks?",
"Neat reminds me of here. Basically 2 seasons. Thanks!",
"Use this to make a calendar in 12 tiers.\nEach month past is the next previous year.\n\nWhenever wicked weather winds up or whatever,\nwe can wand our way past days and several Septembers.\n\nWhat’s revealed is history that’s colored in for us to see.\nLengths, patterns, and consistencies of seasonally shifted landscape scenes.\n\nKeep an eye out as global warming comes about.\nIt's a visual reference for changes felt throughout.\n",
"Big Farma",
"Thank you for calling op out on this. I remember seeing this photo just last week and was wondering why the guy would post his photo again so soon. I'll never understand these douchebags who take old post and just repost them for fake Internet points.",
"Sure but you can at least give credits instead of making it look like OC"
] | 80 |
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A picture of 365 slices, each slice taken on a different day of the year.
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/r/pics/comments/7ppygx/citroen_van_in_its_natural_habitatparked_on_the/
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[
"What type of van is this? I saw one of these the other day near my work (in England) ",
"Not entirely sure, other than being an old Citroen panel van",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Citroën_H_Van"
] | 4 |
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Citroen van in its natural habitat...parked on the streets of an old French town.
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/r/pics/comments/7pq1dr/nasas_original_plan_for_space_colonization_the/
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[
"What date is this planed for??",
"This was planned in the early 70s. Unfortunately Congress refused funding for essentially everything you see, and the little red piece (which originally was just a small part of a much bigger proposal) ended up what we now know as Space Shuttle program.\n\nOut of everything on that diagram, the only thing we actually built is the Space Shuttle, which we since cancelled, and the Earth-based station (ISS), which Congress keeps proposing to cancel as well.\n\nThe technology to colonize the Moon and Mars existed for decades, its just that nobody wants to pay for it.",
"Turns out tooling up for perpetual war was much more profitable.",
"So originally the space shuttle program was a mission to colonize mars?? Goodness, perhaps the war on drugs took precedent.",
"Originally the Space Shuttle was just that, a \"shuttle\" designed for ferrying people and things between much bigger objects - space stations and nuclear-powered spaceships that would actually do the long distance travelling.",
"They really did dream big in the 70’shey",
"Ironically, this is exactly what ruined the Shuttle as well. Originally designed as purely a civilian craft, Congress refused NASA funding and they had to partner with the Air Force to get money. In exchange, the Air Force started making military-driven design demands such as rapid manoeuvrability in orbit (something needed in case of war, but not for civilian colonization), which made the Shuttle much more complex and expensive than it needed to be.",
" SeGo RZig tyyugyrxxsXxrt end",
"thx for the info. when do you think congress will come around on the funding?"
] | 8 |
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NASA's original plan for space colonization; the Space Shuttle was only a small part of equipment which also included a nuclear shuttle, a lunar base, a Mars base, and several space stations.
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/r/pics/comments/7pq3qn/so_i_think_its_safe_to_say_my_apartment_complex/
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[
"Found this in the parking lot in late October and recently stumbled across the picture again when downloading my iCloud back up. Does anyone know what this even means?",
"No idea, but suggest you don’t park on it!",
"Better check with Dipper and Mabel. They might know. ",
"it's a summoning circle, but it's broken in a few places, so whatever they brought in, got out. ",
"The text around the perimeter is similar to Celestial. Maybe someone was trying to have a word with an angel."
] | 5 |
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So I think it’s safe to say my apartment complex is haunted
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/r/pics/comments/7pq42w/after_seven_years_of_alcohol_and_quitting_art_im/
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[
"Good for You! Fuck, 1 day is tough when you're an addict. Keep that shit up! Hard parts over.",
"Man that first issue of The Walking Dead looked great.",
"11 days down. Life to go. Great job!",
"congratulations\n\nthis is excellent art work,\n\nwinter provides growth",
"Thanks for the encouragement. The cravings are still very real but I know I'm better off without it; more time for better things.",
"I wish I could shelve my addiction. Good job mate, and if no one's said so, be fucking proud. One day at a time. One craving at a time."
] | 6 |
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After seven years of alcohol and quitting art, I'm happily 11 days sober and drawing again.
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/r/pics/comments/7pq4xq/what_that_other_map_doesnt_showindigenous/
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[
"/u/beachdogs, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No comics, maps or infographics.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/beachdogs&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pq4xq/what_that_other_map_doesnt_showindigenous/?context=10\\))",
"Awesome!\nBtw hasn’t been removed cause I still got here",
"nice nice, welcome"
] | 3 |
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What that other map doesn't show--indigenous Australia, which is to say, all of Australia
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/r/pics/comments/7pq5k6/how_someone_in_the_office_i_work_decided_to/
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[
"You work with idiots",
"I really really do",
"You hiring?",
"r/mildlyinfuriating ",
"my office - every day",
"In my kingdom this is punishable by death.",
"For real... Don't they know that's not the recycling bin?! ",
"I'll be the biggest dipshit if that is all I need to be qualified and hired!"
] | 8 |
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How someone in the office I Work decided to dispose of their lunchtime pizza box
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