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"I took this a few years ago at BBNP, best picture I ever took.",
"Awesome! I was just there two weeks ago and camped out in that canyon! It's called [santa elena canyon](https://www.google.com/search?q=santa+elena+canyon)",
"I bet when I was there it was 100 degrees. It's so beautiful.",
"Hey look, Trump's wall is built for him already!"
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Big Bend National Park
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[
"Just don't put heavy stuff above your head and you'll be good. Even if the door doesn't open all the way.",
"That’s just begging for a model train!",
"holy shit this is the best post i've ever seen",
"Seconded",
"Exactly",
"$100 says that this was a girl's room in the last family to live there, and she had lots of dolls.",
"Thanks for putting that thought into my mind.",
"It doesn't go all the way around so that model train would crash :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
":)"
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Just moved in. This is my room.
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/r/pics/comments/7pqco7/pay_respect_to_the_ancient_gods/
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[
"Do people not filter out getty images anymore?",
"I read somewhere that Van Damme gets shit faced drunk nearly everyday but will also drink a gallon of water while boozing it to reduce the hangovers. ",
"I grew up watching their movies and I loved them. Thanks for reminding me.",
"But there is only one chest god.",
"It's interesting; thinking back, it was like each of these actors were in direct competition with each other. It prompted questions, like, \"who is better than who?\" and \"who could beat up x?\"\n\nI don't think there's a group of people like that today. No direct competition with other actors. It's not like people go around asking if Keanu Reeves can beat Robert Downey Jr. I feel like the closest we've come is Brad Pitt vs Matt Damon.",
"3 out of 4 are legit geniuses.",
"gross",
"Hand to hand it's hard to speculate, but if the weapons are sword and shield, Brad has the advantage. Sniper stuff, maybe Matt.\n\nThere's really just one way to find out, and that's by requesting an ERB match.",
"celebrity death match on MTV. Bring it back",
"> I feel like the closest we've come is Brad Pitt vs Matt Damon.\n\nI think it's more than we'd all be happy to see either one of them get hit",
"Dem pecs ",
"Reminds of that interview with Stallone where he justified being in some shitty movies because his agent told him if he's not gonna do it, Arnold will.",
"They tried that... it wasn't the same.",
"Dolph, Sly, Arnold...and the other guy. ",
"Jean Claude von Johnson?",
"JCVD!",
"funny if reference. awful if gossip.",
"this show is great!",
"The muscles from Brussels ",
"#F",
"Hey, it's Jean Claude Van *Daaaamn what the fuck happened to his face?*",
"What have those guys achieved that should make me look up to them? They were all just lucky to be in the right place at the right time. I don't understand the concept of celebrity. Especially not actors. What have they ever achieved?",
"Dolph Lundgren must have been cleaning Stallone's pool and Sly offered to give him a lift to the premiere.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NTQQtsaIfpo\n\nIt's in french ... He says \"I love water. In 20 30 years there will be non left\"",
"Plot of next highlander movie?",
"he aged",
"Well I know Dolph Lundgren is a mega genius, who are the other two?",
"Don't, they'll just keep making movies!!!",
"Today, their movies are so awful that you have to package several of them together in order to get funding...",
"Meh. Stallone is the only one with any real talent.",
"I know Arnie is definately a genius. Man is amazing smart.",
"Well let's see, all 4 have remained in impeccable shape, Arnold has been Mr. Universe several times as well as Governor of California, Dolph is a genius chemist, Stallone wrote the script to Rocky and refused to let anyone else play the part, which was basically his rise to stardom. Sounds like you are just jelly.",
"The pecs will decide their fate. Coming to a theater near you in may 2020.",
"They are good at acting and look good.",
"It would be THE ROCK vs. THE TEXAS RATTLESNAKE STONE COLD STEVE AUSTIN.",
" New mount Rushmore",
"He's an actual scientist iirc.",
"Arnold...best..chest...EVER!",
"F",
"“Another great man!”",
"Their main achievement is entertaining billions of people around the world through modern form theatre. It's something some people tend look up to. Especially when you are young, imaginative and probably lack a father with a glorious chest paired with machine guns taking on invisible aliens in the jungle. Basically these guys realised our dreams and saved the world countless times while we fail to distinguish fake from real resulting in this worshipping behaviour. That's the concept of actors and why we are looking up to them I believe. \n\nAlso nobody is expecting you to look up at them. Some like Hollywood stars, others like Jesus and I like to play video games. ",
"I think I'm going to give the gun nod to Keanu Reeves.",
"Isn't that how he ended up staring in \"Stop, Or My Mom Will Shoot?\"",
"S",
"dolph is smart af in real life. [look it up](http://entertainment.time.com/2012/04/13/top-10-wicked-smart-actors/)\n\nsly is the italian stallion \n\narnold won mr universe 3 times and won mr olympia 7 times and still holds the record currently [link](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Arnold_Schwarzenegger#Bodybuilding_career)\n\njcvd is an accomplished martial artist\n\nand they all make everyones panties wet. men and women. ",
"I can beat up Brad Pitt. For free. ",
"I would like to see The Rock vs Texas. All of Texas. ",
"You should have used an image of Arnold from Conan and JVCD from Bloodsport to keep the movie motif going.",
"If this was an old Seinfeld reference, I'll allow it.",
"Arnold has nicer tits then kylo ",
"F",
"Honestly the only God out of these pictures is Arnold.",
"okay. who should we sacrifice?",
"Yea apparently Arnold put out the rumor he was gonna do it and stallone fell for the bait.",
"Who can smell crime.",
"Goodbye",
"Facial Feminization Surgery?!",
"http://i.imgur.com/I2py0c2.jpg",
"Before it happens",
"I don't know, I know plenty of women who have great chests",
"Me, I'm expendable",
"What the fuck happened to *your* face?",
"Baz Luhrmann was right: use sunscreen.",
"He did win an Oscar for best screenplay. ",
"Maybe, just maybe Arnold is a better actor than Sly. Arnie is like, 'look I can do comedy' and Sly thinks he can pull it off...",
"thats because those are all actors. all of these guys were either fights bodybuilders or models which kind of goes handin hand with bodybuilding.",
"Look, I don't idolize anyone; no one should be above reproach and celebrity is probably the worst reason to ascribe infallibility to any person. That being said, discipline, hard work, ambition, and drive are admirable qualities in anyone.\n\n> What have they ever achieved?\n\n* Dolph Lundgren has a Master's degree in Chemical engineering and is a Fulbright Scholar, as well as being proficient in several martial arts and a veteran of the Swedish Marine Corps.\n* Sylvester Stallone wrote the script for Rocky and turned down a $350,000 contract for the rights (1975 money, mind you) because he was passionate about playing the lead character. Through persistence, he secured the right to play Rocky and solidified his career, becoming one of the few actors of his time to break out of both poverty and a career in hardcore pornography to become a successful actor.\n* Arnold Schwarzenegger was a world bodybuilding champion by age 20 and came to the United States to pursue a career in acting, despite speaking little to no English. Teaching himself the language and supporting himself with a self-started bricklaying business, he went on to become not only one of the highest grossing, most recognizable, and most successful actors in the history of the world, he went on to be elected the Governor of California - one of the largest states in the union - for two terms.\n* Jean-Claude Van Damme is proficient in numerous martial arts, as well as ballet. He was a world champion full-contact fighter prior to his acting career, as well as a professional bodybuilder. Throughout his career, he has become a cultural icon to the French-speaking world for his witticisms. He has done all of this while struggling with bipolar disorder his entire life.\n\nActing is tough, but these guys have all been through the ringer. It doesn't automatically make them good people, but there are aspects of their lives and their actions that are both worthy of praise and ideals to live up to. I'd be hesitant to say that money, fame, and free time wouldn't do the same to any one of us, so rather than judge or dismiss them, appreciate the good parts of their lives and leave the baggage.",
"Chem eng PhD @ MIT....pretty smart guy",
"Oscar, Demolition Man, Tango and Cash. I'd say Sly had some pretty decent comedy chops.",
"Who would win? John Wick or Jason Bourne?",
"The crossover movie I never knew I needed. ",
"Ronnie Coleman and Lee Haney have both won Olympia 8 times",
"While his past isn't exactly squeaky clean, everything that Arnold has accomplished in his life is truly staggering.\n\n[Bill Burr](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ldIwEG9xQ-M) put it better than I ever could.",
"Yeah, the asian dude from bloodsport",
"I only respecc wamen ",
"I don't think millenials will fully understand how incredibly important these guys were for us older folks growing up.",
"full-on Tussaud",
"Dolph looks like a street fighter character in the character select screen",
"A steroid dealer in the 70’s could have made a VERY good living just by working with these 4 guys",
"Bolo Yeung!",
"Bolo!",
"[Kumite](https://youtu.be/7F4zd_NT7gs) ",
"Disappointing that noone in the next gen of actors have taken their place ",
"Oscar is fantastic. ",
"I’ve been thinking this for awhile. Where did all our musclemen in Hollywood go? We have Dwayne Johnson and Terry Crews, but that’s about it.",
"What you mean is they are good at pretending... and that makes them special in any way?",
"Of course. Acting is pretending. They put on good shows. Have you never been in a school play? There are good actors and there are bad actors.",
"Dolph Lundgren kinda looks like he's Mads Mikkelsen's annoying older brother who has tormented him his whole life.",
"Yu arr NEX.",
"Matt Damon vs Marky Mark",
"Armed, wick. Hand to hand is even though.",
"ok but where are Chuck Norris and Steven Seagal?\n",
"Sly’s nose has completely changed. Maybe he just broke it a few times? ",
"Open field? Closed indoors? On rooftops? In a crowd?",
"There's nobody like that because Jason Statham would easily beat anyone you threw at him.",
"Tagline: There can be only two! (Pectoral)",
"Where's Jackie Chan?!!",
"Good luck.",
"Weak\n\n[ready....now I break you!](https://youtu.be/ZXIe6pouJTc)",
"Action movies were a lot bigger in the 80s.",
"Lol you replied to this comment but none of the others. Talk about sticking your head in the sand.",
"Wow you are a bitter little bitch!",
"I was an 80s kid watching these guys movies in their prime. Time flies.",
"Yep, love it. Recently happened to look up reviews from when it was first out and was surprised and disappointed to see they really bagged on it.",
"I think it was because then they were pure action stars, at least in the beginning. There was no other character type they played. Nowadays even those who do action movies are also known for a lot of different roles and types of performances so there’s isn’t so much of a reflexive urge to compare.",
"[KHAAAAAAAAN!](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/13/cb/f813cbb0be62d2c629e4fda4c406cf49.jpg)",
"For fucks sake",
"Yeah, and he's a real screenwriter, not one of those one and done actor/writers. ",
"I don't do that every day but absolutely do the same.",
"Respect paid ✊ ",
"If I could give you only one tip for future posts it's \"wear sunscreen\" not \"use sun screen\" ",
" http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/europe/spain/5224797/Thieves-flee-after-breaking-into-Dolph-Lundgrens-Spanish-home.html",
"It took so long before they appeared on screen together: Escape Plan and ~~Demolition Man~~ The Expendables 3.\n\nIn Demolition Man, we learn that Schwarzenegger had been president. That was long before Arnie got into politics.",
"Wait, Demolition Man had sequels? How am I just learning of this now?",
"Unless someone has a pencil ",
"Oh god. I can’t wait to see how you extricate your foot from your mouth on this one. ",
"Just add soda water and lime to your vodka and you can do it all in one step.",
"You won’t see anything like this anymore on the screen. With the amount of computer graphics content in movies these days. This was the golden age of reality.",
"Lol I totally meant The Expendables. My brain mixes things all the time.",
"I think he meant Expendables 3. If not, I'm going to Amazon...",
"Much respect...Born in 70, got to see these in their prime.",
"The Rock would win. Easily. ",
"Is Dolph Lundgren really the fourth biggest action star of the 80s? I’d say Segal was bigger, but I don’t really want Segal in that picture either",
"Damnit. Why must you tease me like that?",
"I wished all 4 of them in one movie in their prime. That would've been great.",
"Dolf is an amazing person. Fulbright scholar, masters in chemical engineering.... And decided to become an action hero and get swol instead.",
"Arnold has bigger boobs than most women I know ",
"JCVD was an extra in one of those early 80s breakdance movies (Breakin?) ",
"Where is Apollo?",
"I chaperoned I Sons third grade class on a field trip last summer. There was a group of boys and they were talking about who would win in a fight Sylvester Stallone or Arnold Schwarzenegger. I was dumbfounded and remember having the same exact conversation when I was that age. Made me feel good that boys are still talking about that type of thing and made me laugh.",
"You're forgetting the Fast and The Furious 5: Vin Diesel vs The Rock to see who has the most cocoa butter on their biceps. ",
"Monsters of Roids",
"I just can't afford it",
"#MeToo is so triggered by this post...",
"Classic Arnold Swazenegger. ",
"for what its worth, i only recognize demolition man out of those 3, and that was action as much comedy. \n\nand it didnt get very good reviews. idk how much nostalgia you have for those things, but they didnt appear to last through the ages at all.",
"yea water is expensive these days",
"Awaken, my masters",
"This is true. I switched from beer to gin and sodas and haven't had a hangover since.",
"Dude definitely won the genetic lottery. And he has a chemical engineering degree. ",
"Today, you'll wonder. Was this actror/actress sexually blackmailed to land the role?",
"And the most dangerous one of the bunch is the rocket scientist you probably don't recognize. ",
"Looks like Mount Badass-more",
"Last time I saw that big of a collection of HGH I was getting my ass kicked in scrabble ",
"/u/iam_nobody, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/iam_nobody&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pqco7/pay_respect_to_the_ancient_gods/?context=10\\))",
"What about Dwayne Johnson or Jason Statham? Would they be considered the new generation?",
"you're crazy. Demolition man is still played on cable TV to this day. It has aged decently. I've found most things that get bad reviews are actually pretty good. Critics just hate to hate. ",
"> Demolition man is still played on cable TV to this day.\n\npart of cables shtick is to play shitty old movies...\n\n> I've found most things that get bad reviews are actually pretty good.\n\nfound the hipster",
"lol I'm far from a hipster. But if it's still being played on TV then it has lasted through the ages. There's plenty of newer movies they could play on TV but they don't. ",
"i think most people who watch normal cable are either too old to care for new tv, or too poor to pay for it. in either case, there's still a market for old shit.",
"lol that's some reaching there dude. Plenty of young people still watch cable. Hell I guarantee there's young people that still watch basic local TV cause they can't afford internet or cable. Fact is its still being aired so it has lasted unlike what you said. ",
"F",
"i feel like we're on different wave lengths here. this isnt gonna go anywhere. have a nice day",
"k.",
"That's because movies aren't made around actors anymore. At none of the good ones aren't.",
"Oh, the same thing happens today except now it's movie superheroes.",
"Stallone wrote, directed and starred in Rocky. That's impressive. Arnold was elected governor of California. That's not too shabby.",
"Arnold was so fcking jacked",
"youre definitely not drinking enough then",
"I wish that were true 😐",
"May I introduce you to /r/whowouldwin?\n\nEdit: after a quick search I found [this](https://www.reddit.com/r/whowouldwin/comments/3bjmwi/_/), a bloodlusted fight to the death of John Wick, Jason Bourne, James Bond, and Max Payne.",
"> I feel like the closest we've come is Brad Pitt vs Matt Damon.\n\nVin Diesel vs The Rock",
"[Only one if you have Poland syndrome...](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poland_syndrome)",
"Wow.",
"At least somebody gets me.",
"Hmmm... Kinda? I feel like Diesel hit before The Rock and then tapered out when the Rock rose. Diesel has been more niche, as well, in my opinion.",
"Yeah - it's kindof bizarre that they didn't! The best we've gotten is the Oceans 11 movie (for recent stars) and obviously the Expendables.",
"The first comment in that thread about Frank Castle's family had my spit out my coffee",
"WHICH CHRIS IS BEST CHRIS IN THE MCU",
"gotcha, wasn't sure if you had included Arnold or the other dude. I wasn't sure about Arnold since he got some maid pregnant and had a child out of wedlock, guess he could still be smart."
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Pay respect to the ancient gods
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"They look adorable :)",
"Have to say. This is wholesome.",
"I see so many of these *My Parents when they were young* pictures, but this one is legitimately touching. Thank you for sharing this.",
"aw, that's great.",
"This is Reddit. The unwholesome comments will be here shortly.",
"Did he give her...private lessons?",
"shit.",
"You might say it was his forte.",
"Feels like ive read a manga about your parents somehow.. ",
"Expecting their first piano in 1977? What type did they receive?\n\nWas it a baby grand?",
"bet they played \"piano in the dark\"",
"Cute",
"They both look like very happy people",
"I hope it didn't traumatise you when you found out your dad fucked your mom. ",
"红领巾 good old memories",
"Yes I was just thinking that ",
"They look so radiant and happy in the second pic, it makes my heart feel warm.",
"They're like movie actor pretty. ",
"Dang OP.... Your mom was a super hottie. \n\n\n\n\n\nSo was your dad. \n\n\nAre you a hottie too?",
"Did he stuff her like a turkey?",
"[your parents are really cute :)](https://i.imgur.com/A39vMOb.jpg)",
"Ludicrously photogenic.",
"I hope you inherited your parents' good looks! \n\nedit: parent's -> parents' ",
"Whoa that is cute as fuck.",
"You have very attractive parents",
"Your mom is so beautiful!!",
"This is incredibly sweet and super heartwarming. Thank you for sharing. ",
"He was in a minor...key. ",
"Beautiful pictures. ",
"Nice work?!",
"Awww",
"first picture they're like 5. second picture the light is blaring off them too hard to see properly. \n\n\nbut sure why not",
"those are such good pictures and good story!",
"Good job?!",
"Hope it wasnt a cheap keyboard",
"To be playing the piano in China in the 50s, impressive. ",
"It all started with his finger work ",
"I'm Ron Burgundy?",
"Very romantic. \n\nLovely.",
" Maybe the light is acting as foundation and hiding a ton of acne, but if so, it just shows that simple makeup would make them look like people who have make up on. ",
"Damn that's savage. I think both of them are good looking.",
"Not entirely relevant, but puts me in mind of [You Lie In April](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Your_Lie_in_April) - I haven't actually read the manga, but saw the TV series, and it was great. Fantastic music.\n\n NIce pics.",
"This is pretty bad. Imagine if they were black and you drew them as sambos....",
"thanks!? :)",
"> sambos\n\nthanks lot friend, I learn new word because of you. \nsorry it is bad, I improve next time\n\nHave a good day. :)",
"Keep up the wholesome work! Just might want to be careful how you illustrate ethnicity.",
"What? Cartoons with big eyes are racist against Asians now? WTF?",
"He saw Asian and immediately made them anime. Yes that's problematic. No, I'm not a triggered tumblerina.",
"No, it's not problematic, since that's a style they themselves use, and it's a popular cartoon style around the world. It's not in any way, shape or form comparable with sambo-characters, or drawing jews with big noses etc.\n\nYou are virtue-signalling, which is understandable, but the effect of that is that you remove Asians from the right to themselves decide when something is insulting or not, which is an action that is way more oppressive than drawing them in a popular cartoon style.",
"I am Asian and this is insulting.",
"lol good reference",
"Yeah, well, I don't believe you. \n\nDrawing asians with small eyes: Racist.\nDrawing them with not small eyes: Racist.\n\nApparently it's racist to draw asians. Yeah, bud, that sounds reasonable.",
"Nice argument you're having with yourself",
"This dude apostrophe’s.",
"You're right. Probably only schools in city back then.",
"wait what I was trying to say \"your parents are good looking, I hope you are good looking too\". ",
"I know :P\nI just couldn't help and be an ass about it, hehe",
" symmetrical features, proportional features, even white teeth, smiles that show reasonable amounts of those teeth and no gums, no excess weight\n\nSorry, I wasn't being subjective when I said they were attractive like people who end up in movies. I meant a casting director would be thrilled to see their headshots in an audition pile.",
"This is adorable! Sorry I’m only just now seeing this. Can’t wait to show them!",
"Beijing, they were both chosen to go into music by government officials. Thankfully, it was a field they both love.",
"Have to say. This is wholesome.\nI see so many of these My Parents when they were young pictures, but this one is legitimately touching. Thank you for sharing this.\nExpecting their first piano in 1977? What type did they receive?\n\nWas it a baby grand?\nThey're like movie actor pretty.\nDid he give her...private lessons?\nDang OP.... Your mom was a super hottie.\nSo was your dad.\nAre you a hottie too?\n\nFor More Consult Vist Here : azpianonews.blogspot.com",
":') "
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My parents: piano partners in 1959, expecting their first in 1977
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"Still only counts as one.",
"Do Samurai get the 40% dmg bonus on these guys? ",
"Weird. I was just thinking about the oliphaunts in LOTR this morning and how well-built those wooden decks would have to be to stand up to being tipped back and forth over and over on the giant animals' backs. I didn't realize those were every actually used with real elephants in the real world."
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An Elephant Battle Armor used in 18th century India. Ripley's Believe It Or Not museum in New York
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"Why did I think about Mario games at first look",
"I was thinking Squidward’s house. Which I guess is supposed to be a Moai anyway",
"+1 culture per turn ",
"Show Me What You Got"
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Water tower painted to look like an Easter Island Moai
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[
"looks more like some testicles... they should name them after that",
"That's both awesome and kind of gross. Can't wait to use this information around Halloween.",
"And now I can't eat avocados anymore. Thanks.",
"Shrunken heads are soooooooooooo 1950s\n\nShrunken brains is where it's at now. How else do you explain all those bernie supporters XD",
"You spelled Trump wrong",
"You're making it sad.",
"We can't just call them testicles, let's use a different word for it, maybe from a different language that few people know. Maybe the Nahuatl word \"āhuacatl\" ",
"Of course it's sad it has a effing brain!",
"That’s disgusting. ",
"It's like a big testicle with a smaller testicle inside",
"perfect, but that may be a bit hard for some people to pronounce. So lets call them avocados instead, alright?\n",
"what the fuck i never had an avocado seed that looked like that",
"Avocado growing in avocado :)"
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Today I learned that when you peel off an Avocado seed, it’s like a little brain.
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"Its repeating day! Its repeating day!",
"OP, its rude to introduce someone and not give their name.",
"Agreed. \nAfter some needed research, I believe this is the rusty spotted cat."
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Meet world’s smallest cat Meet world's smallest cat - found only India and Srilanka
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[
"It's like looking at a rugrats version of an Asian mob boss",
"One of Mouse's brothers, that Harry actually sent back to the monks, protecting the new child emperor. ",
"\"U wot m8?\"",
"Not a TM . Its a Chinese Mastiff, which are a TM and Chow mix breed"
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This Tibetan mastiff bodyguard
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[
"Is that really natural? That's somewhat hard to believe",
"They are not really formed just by the tides and winds.\n\nThey are formed by the Confederation Bridge which is seen along with its shadow in the bottom 1/3 of the pic.\n\nThis seems to be reposting and karmawhoring a post from last night, while missing the essence of it.",
"If you look closely, there's a bridge along the foreground of the picture. The support piers are acting as knives slicing the pack ice into those \"slices\" as the ice is pushed up (in this picture). After a long piece has formed, minor deviations in wind or current can twist or break the strip off. ",
"...and a bridge.",
"So it's somewhat natural as it it's created by man made objects",
"I didn't say it was natural. You and OP said its natual. ",
"\"Naturally formed\" as in \"Cut into shape by man-made bridge.\""
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Naturally formed rectangles in the ice formed by tides and westerly winds
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[
"But has it been t tocking for that long? ",
"That’s sick ",
">\"The Walk of the Apostles\", a clockwork hourly show of figures of the Apostles and other moving sculptures—notably a figure of Death (represented by a skeleton) striking the time;\n\nSauce: https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_astronomical_clock",
"I'd say it's pretty well if it's been going for 600 years !",
"I didn't know it was possible for a clock to tick that long... But I'm no clockologist",
"Yep, any day now BOOM. ",
"Hey I stayed across the street from that thing. It was really cool to see.\n\nThe bad part is Hari krishnas (or something similar) would come through at the crack of noon every day banging on their fucking drums. \n\nThis is Prague! Don't they realize people have hangovers!?\n\nCool city though. A++++ would recommend. ",
"I was just in Prague. Good picture but doesn't really capture the sheer size of it: https://i.imgur.com/RYb0Tlq.jpg ",
"Sadly it will be covered up for restoration:\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/prague-astronomical-clock-to-be-removed-for-restoration/2018/01/08/7f8eb33c-f465-11e7-9af7-a50bc3300042_story.html\n\nGoing there in April and I won't be able to see it... sad",
"I may be wrong, but I remember hearing that the clock's face was redone this century, but everything else is pretty much original. ",
"*with routine maintenance",
"Just made it my phone background ",
"Helluvu bar across the street-ish called The Black Angel",
"They did an EPIC show for the clock's anniversary. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QjWJHEmFfPA",
"I tally 3 months since this clock was last posted, any contenders?",
"Because it's taken that long to figure out how to read it!",
"Now zoom out to get the scaffolding and the massive crowd ",
"It was blown up in WW2. ",
"I dont think anyone anywhere is a “clockologist”, but im no titleologist",
"Perhaps we're looking for the word horologist, but I'm no wordologist.",
"> Cool city though. A++++ would recommend.\n\nThe HOTTEST women. Seriously.",
"“They don’t make them like they used to”",
"looks much more clean than it was when i was last there",
"Am an armchair horologist. Can confirm.",
"... Which is one of the least interesting parts about it. It's much more interesting if you learn to read the astronomical clock - gives really cool information that needs to be calculated like sunset and sunrise and the stage of the moon, as well as the time in 3 different ways of measuring it. ",
"I stayed near that clock and some black guy offered me to buy weed. Unfortunately I was already high. ",
"That's for sure..",
"Why is it so common that fancy watches and clocks are hard to read? I just want to know the time...\n\nDon't get me wrong, this clock is beautiful.",
"Last month... December. So really just a couple of weeks",
"Like clockwork ",
"So awesome! I wish to visit Prague when the anniversary of this clock transpires. Really cool event by the looks of it. ",
"Legend goes that the creator was blinded so no one would be able to make another one like it, which IMO is a huge dick move. He then through a wrench in it or some shit and no one was able to get it to work for 100 years which is completely justified on his part. ",
"The Prague astronomical clock is in what is known as the *Old Town* rather than \"Down Town\". \n\nWe visited Prague 10 years ago and the the old town is amazing. Although can't say the same for the new town. For any Europeans looking to visit, you may be a little underwhelmed as the new town looks just like any other European city with the same coffee shops and clothing outlets. Plus the old town is waaaayyy cheaper. \n\n\n",
"I'm so proud of this thread of redditologists!",
"I got ripped off by a black guy right beside that clock.\n\nHe told me a price for 1g of hash then when I went to pay it he said the bag had 2 in it so I needed to pay double\nWhen I went to walk away he pulled me back and said to just take it for the initial price.\n\nHe obviously swapped the bags in the few seconds I wasn't looking as I went back to the apartment with some form of rubber compound lol\n\nYou might have got lucky.",
"Depends on the timeline, daylight savings, 24 vs. 12 hour format, whether or not the sun was invented at the time. So many goddam factors. Hell, this sumbitch clock might have beeen around since caveman times, or it might be a fancy restomod posing as some antique. The clock game ain’t for the meek.",
"I've got the strangest feeling I've stood in front of it once, long ago, but I don't remember being sent to Prague. The company I used to work for sent me all over the place, but I honestly don't remember Prague.",
"Prague is one of the most beautiful places I've ever been.\n\nWent there in 2014 October with my brother and we had a blast, would love to go back.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/JzDtq",
"Is it easy/safe to get weed in Prague? \n\nI don't smoke weed often but I love it, and exploring another country high would be amazing. ",
"Great picture! Was there last summer, and I still cant believe they built those fucking buildings in front of that cathedral... like... why???",
"/r/buyitforlife",
"That's over 18,921,600,000 seconds. ",
"Also regularly voted the most disappointing monument in Europe. Can confirm it was rather dissapointing. Still nice tho.",
"It is both easy and safe, as it is decriminalized. However look at it before you buy, I got sold a small bag of literal bush leaves. Fortunately I didn't pay much for that.",
"Saw this in person, an amazing machine to be sure. Prague is one of the coolest cities I have ever visited as well. In fact it's so cool that when I went there as a teenager I got lost in the twisty streets and met this Czech chick who wound up taking my virginity that night. A wonderful country!",
"It's so accurate, just watch it ",
"Even after a blind, tongueless clock designer committed suicide inside it... Allegedly. ",
"going back for the second time in May. Couldn't be more excited, it is undoubtedly my favorite city I've been to. Ho Chi Minh is a close 2nd though",
"The golden cock!",
"Mind the rules though..",
"The story goes that the man who made this clock was a genius of his time. He was so good that the king invited him to the palace and threw him a huge party. they got him so drunk that he had to be escorted home at which point one of the soldiers took a fire poker from the fire and blinded the maker and cut out his tongue. The king didn't want any other town to get a clock that amazing so people would have to go to Prague to see it. So in vengeance that clock maker took out a single piece of the clock and threw it in the river and it took the city decades before they found someone who could make it work again. Or at least that's what I remember from the excellent Australian tour guide (free walking tours in Prague are great by the way )",
"Be a shame if your country gets invaded. ",
"God damn Europe, you're old...",
"Our tour guide said the c lock maker was bi blinded by the king so no other City could have him make them a clock.\n\nAlso that the bonded and engaged clock maker went in and smashed it up a bunch.",
"Went there in january last year in the snow with my partner, it's a magical place at night! Hot chocolate is a must and there's a mexican hidden away nearby that's amazing!",
"He's talking about the buildings in front of the cathedral, which is to the right in the pic. The clock tower isn't the cathedral",
"This seems like a clock specifically designed to mess with Western tourists.",
"I guess in 1410 in Prague, a \"4\" looked like a Jesus fish standing on its tail. And a \"7\" looks like a single-decker lower-case \"a\". Which I guess more-or-less matches row 5 of [this survey of numerals in Europe](https://commons.wikimedia.org/wiki/File:EuropeanFormOfArabianDigits.png).",
"It’s not, this clock has been stopped/fixed/wound/etc. at certain times in history. ",
"I believe it's the same one that the city burned out the eyes of the guy that made it so he could make another.",
"Actually a little research reveals that this clock, which is in whole called the Orloj, has stopped ticking several times throughout history, and needed repair. \n\nFor example, in 1552 it was repaired, and many times after that it stopped working and needed repair. In fact for much of it's history throughout the 17th-19th centuries it wasn't in service and they could only get it working for several weeks at a time. It was only until 1865 when it was made fully functional by some brilliant minds. \n\nNotably in 1945 towards the end of WWII, the Czech resistance fought against the occupying Germans in what is known as the Prague uprising. The tower that boasts this beautiful clockwork was damaged severely by artillery fire and fire grenades from the Nazis aiming to take the building down. So a complete restoration occurred in 1948 in order for the gorgeous Orloj to be preserved through hard times. (Source: Orloj.com)\n\nTLDR: that title is a lie, but the clock is still a historic gem.",
"I sat in front of this clock for hours watching people gather for it to strike while I ate the most amazing ice cream and drank the best beer, all for a price might I add but it was worth it for the crowds at least. That and it was so hot we couldn't move",
"I lost my virginity to a Canadian girl that I met in Niagara Falls.",
"Yeah, with meticulous upkeep.",
"What kind of tweezers do you use for armchairs? My 3C appears to be too small. ",
"/r/buyitforlife",
"3D projection will never not be awesome.",
"r/buyitforlife",
"This looks like it belongs in some kind of weird fantasy mystery puzzle game",
"True story.",
"Well that's no way to talk to a stranger on the interwebs. I'm sure they're very respectable ",
"Me too!\n\n\nVia deus ex: mankind devided lol\n\n\nGreat game!",
"[The clock is inop until late June](https://www.washingtonpost.com/world/europe/prague-astronomical-clock-to-be-removed-for-restoration/2018/01/08/7f8eb33c-f465-11e7-9af7-a50bc3300042_story.html?utm_term=.b29915ba707e)\n\nAlso, summer tourism tip for Prague: Absinthe Ice Cream. Do it.",
"I think you mean [nameologist](https://i.imgur.com/PBaGLdQ.gif)",
"Well, considering how delicate and easily marred armchairs are, I use Bergeon gold plated 1AM and 2AM tweezers. /s\n\n For watches, nothing fancy. Horotec brass AM, Viola bronze 12, and Dumont Stainless Steel or Inox 3, 3C, 5, H, and 7A.",
"Great Scott?",
"I have that tattooed on my arm. I’ve always loved its history and how amazing it looks.",
"There's a man on youtube called Tristano. He goes by \"The Urban Gentry\" and I think he is rather close. He's into clocks and wrist watches. Once in a while he travels the world and checks out some cool clocks. ",
"Also got offered weed by a guy near the clock tower. He was white though.",
"If I recall correctly, he jumped into the gears to break it. ",
"Yeah I have been here! Apparently the guy that designed it had his eyes gouged out afterwards so he couldn't build a replica for anyone else!",
"Been to Prague. This is a HUGE pickpocket location. When people take pictures they pickpocket your back pockets. ",
"Obviously this is not a “shithole” country.",
"I don’t remember completely but our tour guide there explained it was a way to annoy the predominant church going group (Catholics I believe). The other denomination built a pub in front so their rivals had to walk through a pub to get in. Maybe someone more knowledgeable about the situation can shed light on it but I heard that’s the gist of it. ",
"I don't know, I read the same thing happening in Pratchett.",
"As an American (USA) in a state that is only 100 years old, I was amazed that “new town” was from the 1700’s. It might not be as interesting to Europeans, but new town was still neat to me. ",
"It was in need of repair many time. After great war it was not working whole three years.",
"Been there - its old and cool like me",
"Oh, a new spin to the story! I feel like every tour guide makes up their own story about our clock, haha. ",
"I heard that story except that he committed suicide by jumping into the clock, breaking it ",
"Street cred",
"It's voted one of Europe's worst tourist attractions. It's pretty much just a clock. At 9 pm they play a little show and that's it. ",
"I’ve been, and the crowd it draws is massive.",
"Tweezologist",
"It'd be real quiet if it stopped tocking",
"Many hats, yes.",
"Oh, and judging from your recent comment history, you're a Breakfast Carbonar-ologist.",
"I have no idea what time that says.",
"I have a picture of his clock in my house bc it looked cool. Never realized the clock is in prague!",
"How was the high though? ",
"TGV? Tristano? Class man, very entertaining videos and a great channel for people who are into horology. Plus he has a very cool accent! I love the urban gentry!",
"That man's name was Albert Einstein.",
"That man's name? Albert Einstein.",
"There's a sex toy museum near this lol",
"Something like that",
"I took this on January 1st. Guess they were done the work?\n\nWe watched the fireworks from Charles bridge and then went to the square with a million other people.\n\nFireworks were nice but so very tame after the New Year’s Eve ones in České Budějovice. That’s a life experience!\n",
"I did a jigsaw puzzle with this as the photo just a couple weeks ago. \n\nThis was an exciting comment...",
"Snap, spent christmas in prague, i think most of us get that shot in with the spires behind it, and the christmas market! ",
"Yeah i thought this, even my girlfriend was admiring the legs on some of those girls, could have squeezed the air out of hulk hogan!!",
"Hope I see this one day!",
"How many times has it been wound. (Wound?)",
"Looks like something out of doctor strange ",
"it's down for repairs since last saturday, and it won't be ticking for another six months.",
"I have a replica of that clock on my wall, coolest ever!",
"It's the most atheist country in the world. They even have a church converted tot a pub and library.",
"Saw this when it was exhibited in NY. Not as impressive in person and given that it would have had to have been taken down and shipped to NY, it probably hasn’t been ticking since the 14th century ",
"Nathan Drake needs to explore this place",
"Yet I can't get a lightbulb to last more than 5 years. ",
"Found a Jamaican bar in Prague 3 that could help you with it, pretty pricey but was a fun time when I visited.",
"Wow I must have done Ho Chi Minh wrong. I spent a month in Vietnam and th only place where I was bored out of my mind was HCMC. I also thought it was very smoggy and western compared to the rest of VN",
"I suspect a case of Triggers Broom. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BUl6PooveJE",
"When I was there some a-hole had stuck a sticker on the astronomical clock that was about the size of a baseball right down there at 6:00 on the bottom piece. It was at least a two-person job. I should probably spend some time and pS it out.\n\nWhat a great place. We talk about going back quite often. \n\n",
"Local here, please DONT buy anything from black guys on the street, they are literally tourist traps and the quality is really bad. I suggest you find some locals before going there OR I recommend pub U Sudu, located in the very center. I live few minutes from there and it’s perfect balance of tourist and locals, great beer and chances to get weed are very high (ohh).",
"How can you tell what time it is?",
"LED lights are lasting as long as 11 years now.",
"Is it still the same ship?",
"Well, they had a Lutero long before an alternative to Catholicism existed, Jan Hus. It didn't end well for the guy. Their christian art collection is superb though",
"I love this city. And for anyone who cares there's a pretty awesome pizza place to the left of the clock. It was one of my first meals in this beautiful city. ",
"It looks like an ancient Pokemon will be awakened when it strikes 12 at 1000 years. Or is part of some ancient mysterious cult that hid some ancient treasures. Or would be a great place for a date.",
"It was there before the Americas were discovered.",
"Da Nang is where it's at. I wanted a holiday where I can just do what the locals do. Ended up chillin in fishing villages, went and helped some guys out working on a construction site, did delivery runs on a scooter delivering chocolate powder to cafes. It was the best time I've ever had. When we got to Ho Chi Minh we just found an Aussie bar playing footy and stayed there for 2 days before coming home. ",
"Does anyone know if there are any pictures or detailed diagrams of the internal clockwork? I always found this fascinating but wanted to know how it worked in depth.",
"My favourite spots were Hoi An and Hanoi, I wasn't much of a fan of Da Nang either but it was very pretty with all the lights and it was better than HCMC for sure.",
"Congratulations. You have just got your pocket picked.",
"R",
"Must be a...Clokia.\n\n*leaves both ashamed and proud*",
"it supposedly was taken down a few days ago for restoration! ",
"Ah. Chzechia you bastards.",
"[This is the church](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Church_of_Our_Lady_before_T%C3%BDn) they are talking about. It is not a cathedral.\n\nAs for why it is obstructed by buildings, it is combination of what has been said - after [1620 there as a lot of civil unrest](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Battle_of_White_Mountain). [Executions](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Old_Town_Square_execution) and defenestrations were carried out on the Old Town square and people were unhappy with the church for multiple reasons already. It all ended up with Bohemian Revolt which started 30 year war which was the end of Bohemian era/start of Habsburg takeover and re-catholisation of the Czech lands. Czechs were protestants for [pretty much 200 years at the time](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_Hus) and their beliefs were marked as heresy during the re-catholisation. This shaken up Czechs as they were quite deeply religious in their own way (i.e. popular marching song was [Ye who are warriors of God](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kto%C5%BE_js%C3%BA_bo%C5%BE%C3%AD_bojovn%C3%ADci) and Czechs were in a way responsible for Christianity [reaching and spreading through Prussia/Poland and Hungary](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Adalbert_of_Prague))\n\nThis is what sparked up the hatred for churches in Czechs and is partially a reason why Czechs are mainly atheist country (and 3rd most atheist country in the world) along with the suppression of church during Protektorat era (1938-1945) and during the totalitarian regime (1968-1989). \n\nAs a result of this new found wave of skepticism many religious buildings were sabotaged in many mostly non-violent ways - one of which was that they were obstructed by buildings that would serve as brothels, pubs or hospitals/shelters for people stricken with contagious diseases. You need to keep in mind Czechs often feel \"betrayed\" and are skeptical towards foreign things and decisions, it is kind of their/our national flaw, but there is a good reason for it - most recent would be [1938 Munich Agreement](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Munich_Agreement) and [Prague Spring of 1968](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_Spring) where we were \"given\" to USSR. The 1620 is pretty much where this skepticism stems from and why Czechs are so against EU (i.e. They would like to \"Czech Out\").\n\nBut some buildings were built in the Old Town square just because of the fact that there was free space and it is a square after all. Whereas some buildings were pubs and brothels, others were shops and pharmacies etc. that were built there simply out of convenience as Prague became centre of Czech urbanisation in 18th/19th century. \n\nThe only cathedral in Prague is [St. Vitus Cathedral](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/St._Vitus_Cathedral), that is next to Prague castle. Interesting thing about this cathedral is that the construction started in circa 930 and ended in 1929 and thus it is jokingly considered as the \"most recent religious building in Prague\" by many residents. ",
"3rd most. But most atheist in Europe. ",
"As I heard it, he didn't sabotage it, but it did indeed break some 20-25 years later, and they had to re-hire the guy they blinded because he was the only one who could fix it.",
"That’s not unusual, in the UK there are a lot of old churches converted into bars. One example is the Pitcher & Piano in Nottingham. ",
"#that's what she said.",
"what powers it",
"It's in Czech Republic. Czechs are Slavs. Slavs do not have hangovers. \n\nSource: am Czech. Have a pickle in the morning and stop moaning.",
"Can confirm. ",
"They were stoped just recently for reconstruction.\nAlso they were stoped very long time after sabotage from constructor (legend says).\n\nBut yeah, still impressive.\n",
"People keep saying that... I lived there since I was born and only recently I moved to the UK. The girls are about the same. They just dress better, are a bit taller and are less of Divas/cocky which also goes miles - being friendly makes you slightly more attractive.\n\nAnd they do not plaster themselves in make-up which brings out their actual beauty. I have no idea why girls in the UK feel like slathering themselves in make-up until they look like Joker's slutty cousin is supposed to be sexy when they actually look really nice with just lipstick.\n\nThat being said I was actually surprised how naturally pretty girls in Wales are. ",
"Depends on the history book. In the ones we used they said he stole one of the wheels and destroyed it. ",
"Where are you from? If you are French, German, Swedish, Danish, Belgian, Dutch, Norwegian, Irish or British going to Prague is probably cheaper than commuting to work for you. About £70 for an airplane ticket (with return), [£50 for a night at a decent hotel](https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g274707-d1479215-Reviews-Jurys_Inn_Hotel_Prague-Prague_Bohemia.html), [£80 for a night in Hilton](https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g274707-d276540-Reviews-Hilton_Prague-Prague_Bohemia.html) or [£25 for a night in average hotel](https://www.tripadvisor.co.uk/Hotel_Review-g274707-d277217-Reviews-Hotel_Mucha-Prague_Bohemia.html). And then you go to a restaurant and you eat for like £10 for two with drinks...\n\nJust a tip - try to focus on hotels around \"Florenc\" station as that station is pretty much the hub of public transport. Prague public transportation system is pretty good and reasonably priced (just beware it is time based - you pay about £1.50 for 60 minutes in centre/90 on the outskirts. But 60 minutes is often more than enough to get where you want, or you can buy a daily ticket that is around £4 iirc) and the ticket is transferable between Metro, Bus and Trams which is also really amazing. We also have SMS tickets. Keep in mind you need to put the ticket in the \"[ticket marker](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/b/b5/PID_oznacevac.jpg/1200px-PID_oznacevac.jpg)\" in the bus/tram when you board or when you enter Metro station. Metros are going every 2 minutes during week and every 7-10 minutes during weekends. And last metro goes around 1:30 AM! If you miss it you will need to use night busline (they have 5xx code, i.e. 551 will take you to southern Prague at night while 150 will take you there during day).",
"It's so damn magical ",
"Yes, but not from \"African-Europeans\" at the most exposed tourist places.",
"I was in Prague May of last year. The damn thing was partially fenced off. One thing I didn't enjoy about my time in Germany and Prague was all the damn construction. Seemed like both CPU tries we're renovating every inch of the damn place. Cranes, fences and tarps everywhere. ",
"Amazing Picture. ",
"This is the version we have been taught as kids. The previous versions are: He jumped in the cogs to kill himself, the clocks needed maintenance, he threw a wrench or a stick in the cogs, he replaced one cog with a different one so the clocks started showing wrong time in 25 years. There might be more.\n\nAll of them are bollocks written by/inspired from the works of [Alois Jirasek](https://cs.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alois_Jir%C3%A1sek) who was part of the Czech National Revival and huge Czech literature nerd, so he made up a lot of historical fiction stories that are amazing but fiction none the less. He did this to rise the Czech national spirit as it was at all time low during the Revival and German was about to be the official language of Czech lands. It was in fact built/designed by two guys. Both of them had all their body parts intact upon building. [Guy 1](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mikul%C3%A1%C5%A1_of_Kada%C5%88) and [Guy 2](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Jan_%C5%A0indel)",
"Prague is really nice in may, June, July and August. And stay in the centre.\n\nThe outskirts are just depressing blocks of flats. I recommend checking out Strasbourg if you like Prague. It is a very interesting city. ",
"Also it barely survived the [1945 bombing of Prague](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/1945_Bombing_of_Prague). [The other side](https://www.google.co.uk/maps/@50.0871888,14.4208608,3a,60y,250.1h,116.76t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sAdGbcaLmUyJN1aMoLpsjtw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656) of the clocktower shows the remnants of connected town hall that used to be there. ",
"I need the battery from this clock for my iPhone",
"\"Czech Out\" as a nick name for a movement is one billion times better than \"Brexit\".",
"\nThat has nothing to do with Windows however. You can do likewise to a Linux framework. You can do likewise to any framework with a decoded document framework where the client can simply boot any product. \n",
"True or not it was bloody entertaining",
"Still not sure what time it is.",
"I was looking for this. Still one of the best examples of 3d projection I've seen.",
"It's easy to keep marvels like this intact, if you behave like the Czechs (surrender to anyone who tries to attack you).\n\nI'm not judging, it proved to be a good strategy.",
"You're welcome :) If you ever go to Prague, I made a [small guide how to visit it cheaply but conveniently](https://re.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pqq6h/this_clock_in_downtown_prague_was_installed_in/dskc8un/). It is a really cheap place to visit for foreigners from west. I recommend May/June for a visit to see the Petrin hill cherry blossoms. And if you want to try Czech Beer - my favourites would be Krusovice stout (fairly rare), Budvar, Staropramen and/or \"cut\" (rezane) beer which is a mix of stout and lager. Best one I had was in \"[Na blbym miste](https://www.prahanablbymmiste.cz/)\" pub in Stepanska street. Or if you go to outskirts, in Southern Prague there is a cozy brewery called \"Jihomestsky pivovar\". They brew really good beer.\n\nIf you are into wine, make sure you try Moravian/Znojmo wines. They are quite unique. I would describe them as light port. If you visit in autumn make sure to try \"[Burcak](http://exploreprague.cz/2016/09/burcak-czech-young-wine-specialty/)\" but beware buying it on street, it is usually low quality and can make you feel sick. Buy it in \"vinoteka\". It tastes like grape cider.\n\nRegarding [cuisine](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Czech_cuisine) - we have quite fatty meals but I would give a try our roast pork/sauerkraut dish which is served with \"knedliky\" (kind of bread loaf sized dumpling that is then sliced like bread and served as a side) or \"[svickova](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sv%C3%AD%C4%8Dkov%C3%A1)\" - sauce made with sirloin served with cranberry target and aforementioned dumplings. And my favourite would be spinach with roast pork and potato dumplings.\n\nDeserts? Definitely try Struddel. ",
"I knew you could travel the the legend of Zelda universe.",
"Meh, the crystal clock in my $10 Casio watch ticks that many times (20 billion) in just a week.",
"Find something like this is one of those shithole countries reddit loves so much. ",
"Exactly, it stopped ticking many times throughout the years. The building it's attached to has also changed a lot over the years.",
"I was reading the Wikipedia on the clock while we were there and it's actually super interesting. Like many other in the area it's an astronomical clock and tells you heaps of information about the sun and moon movements of etc. Very clever. ",
"> That being said I was actually surprised how naturally pretty girls in Wales are.\n\nI'm so sorry for the loss of your eyesight. ",
"> defenestration\n\nthat word always makes me smile. ",
"They are not that pretty. My eyesight is still 20/20.",
"If you wait to see it, it will be a disappointment anyway. Much less impressive than people keep saying, smaller too than what it looks like in pics.. Just one glimpse of the bridge and the castles is 100 times more impressive sight to see. ",
"Whoa whoa whoa... Sex Machine Museum?? [Hmmm](http://replygif.net/i/526.gif)\n\n",
"Never buy drugs from someone who offers to sell it. Especially in Prague just ask any bouncer or bartender if they sell and if they don’t they will know someone who do. I bought lots of drugs, never got ripped off. A friend bought coke from some guy and got fucked. ",
"Yuuuuuuuuuup.\n\nIt is kinda... well slightly underwhelming. But nice.",
"sorry if this is intrusive, but what are you doing with the pickle again?",
"Whatever needs to be done.",
"Honestly man, what put Czech girls over the top for me was the generally awesome attitude they all seem to have. That and the beyond cute way their accent sounds when speaking English. ",
"*like building a clock*",
"Yeah, Czech girls really have that down to earth playful attitude. Slovakian girls are even more like that. Generally speaking.\n\nAnd the accent... eeeh... we really hate our accent in general and try to overplay it by sounding more american and giving it the \"twang\" as males. I've noticed girls tend to follow like... a mix of faux-Oxford English and French accent which results in... well... strange but appealing accent. Like Tracer in OW with her over the top fake cockney accent. Or Luna in Dota 2 with her fake Scottish Irish or Welsh or whatever it is accent. It just has some appeal to it. But when we use our Czech accent holy crap we sound like Russians. I am glad I got rid of mine recently and I just sound like slightly retarded guy from Dorset now. ",
"Why isn't 24 at the top?",
"Wild",
"Wow you're all over this thread huh?\n\nDo you like... Work for the board of tourism of the city or something?",
"Nope. I actually moved away from Prague... hate the city. But I see the appeal of it for visitors. I like visiting London but I would hate to live there for example.\n\nAnd I really like our history so there is that...",
"Join us in Brno! it's like Prague minus the tourist (and accompanying tourist traps/prices)!\n\nOur clock isn't astronomical though it's more... [phallic](http://www.pruvodcebrnem.cz/fotografie/moderni-stavby/hodinovy-stroj/hodinovy-stroj-4.jpg)",
"But you hate people from Prague and I would not be able to ride salina because of that.\n\nAlso I moved to the UK :) ",
"didn't they do a big laser show on that clock for it's bicentennial or something. It was awesome looking.",
"Damn, I knew I should've gone to Slovakia.",
"Meanwhile my watch stops ticking after a year or two.",
"Was this not the inspiration used to craft the clock tower in harry potter and the prisoner of azkaban?",
"I wonder how the price of that thing compares to top end watches like Patek Phillippe or similar.",
"the same guys made a similar one in sweden\n\nhttps://i.pinimg.com/736x/5f/ce/79/5fce794f1cd9b3d0b8304d515a0d8080--iron-age-lund.jpg\n",
"I was there last May, and they were in the process of renovating the bottom bit of the clock the whole time. So I just saw a wood disk as the bottom circle, unfortunately.\n\nAnd, as I learned on my tours, most of the historical landmarks are actually not the original historical landmarks, but replacements to keep the originals preserved. Like the bottom circle on the clock - that's brand new. They installed it while I was there. The original is in a museum somewhere. So it isn't like *all* of it has been just sitting there for 6 centuries and still looks that good.",
"If anyone is interested, here is the expert from [Wikipedia on the clock](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Prague_astronomical_clock):\n\nTldr - clock was made by two guys, not just this one dude Hanuz. Also Hanuz never jumped into it nor did he get blinded and then break it. It's just a story that was passed down but incorrect. All the walking tour guides will love to tell you that story, but ya it's not true :/\n\n>The oldest part of the Orloj, the mechanical clock and astronomical dial, dates back to 1410 when it was made by clockmaker Mikuláš of Kadaň and Jan Šindel, then later a professor of mathematics and astronomy at Charles University. The first recorded mention of the clock was on 9 October 1410.\n\n>Formerly, it was believed that the Orloj was constructed in 1490 by clockmaster Jan Růže (also called Hanuš); this is now known to be a historical mistake. A legend, recounted by Alois Jirásek, has it that the clockmaker Hanuš was blinded on the order of the Prague Councillors so that he could not repeat his work; in turn, he disabled the clock, and no one was able to repair it for the next hundred years.\n\n>In 1552 it was repaired by Jan Taborský (ca1500–1572), master clockmaker of Klokotská Hora, who also wrote a report of the clock where he mentioned Hanuš as the maker of this clock. This mistake, corrected by Zdeněk Horský,[3] was due to an incorrect interpretation of records from the period. The mistaken assumption that Hanuš was the maker is probably connected with his reconstruction of the Old Town Hall in the years 1470–1473. The clock stopped working many times in the centuries after 1552, and was repaired many times.\n\n\n\n",
"Yeah, when you're there right as the little mechanical dance thingy starts, you can feel it in the air. It ruins the whole experience because it's so obvious and disgusting. Everybody has one eye on the clock and the other on their possessions.",
"Great legend, but only legend.",
"There's another one on the French and German border that's is able to accurately determine time and multiple Christian holidays such as Easter and IIRC it's suppose to stay accurate enough till something stupid like 10,000 AD",
"we need a banana for scale",
"thank",
"Walked all around it twice trying to figure out how to get in.",
"How was the Christmas market? We were in Berlin and really enjoyed the different Christmas markets.\n",
"Don't bother, it's a shithole (source - I am Slovak currently living there). If you wanna find the best Slovak girls, go to Brno.",
"I was there this past July on my honeymoon. Loved it there. Would love to go back.",
"So I assume the Protestants built them there. I truly am sorry for my ancestors' immaturity. 😟",
"Thanks for the tip! It'll be special enough just being in Prague <3",
"Yeah. I read the wiki after I posted but I like the story the tour guides tell! ",
"haha high chances are the best chances. \n\nSo if you don't mind, I'm curious about when I visit how I can get out of the major cities and experience some more of the true Czech culture. I prefer this type of travel but in this instance I have Czech heritage so I want to really experience the culture. ",
"Ha. Didn't expect a reply so I didn't check 'till now. I tend to grab my carbon Dumont #2 before anything else and use a 5AR in place of your 7A, but pretty familiar other than that. Keep squinting :). ",
"In terms of transportation, Student Agency are cheapest way to move to another city, if you buy tickets few days in advance. Do you know any more specifics about your heritage? Czechia is not that small after all and there are cities you can’t miss and cities you definitely should. ",
"It was more of a novelty, not huge like in germany but still nice to visit and enjoy mulled wine and food, which was great",
"Or Arkwright's broom in Open all Hours, seeing as it came out when Jason (Del Boy) was but a young lad. :P\n&nbsp; \n> \"This is a perfectly good broom - its only had three new heads and two new handles.\"",
"So Only Fools and Horse is the recycled joke. Awesome. Nicely spotted/remembered! "
] | 214 |
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This clock in downtown Prague was installed in 1410 and has been ticking for over six centuries
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[
"His website is 500px.com/aaronandronyk \nI believe he also has a Flickr that is 500px \n\nThanks for looking! :)",
"Looks like a painting?",
"Aaah I’m kicking myself for not writing down the camera he used. All I know is he used a mark 3 (I’m 98% sure he used that anyway) ",
"'merica keepin an eye on our Canadian buddies.",
"Looks crazy man",
"“Hey bitch, you want some freedom?” ",
"Something something - pulling out of nafta - something something - America gonna fuck you up -",
"Most likely a Canon 5D Mark III",
"Oh my. That’s terrifying. ",
"Was it just a random guy, or does he work there too?",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"Merica! \n\n*\"Team America, Fuck Yeah!!\"*",
"Someone’s about to learn another word of power.",
"He was a customer that is friends with one of the ladies I work with!"
] | 14 |
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Guy came into my work today and showed us this neat picture he took just outside of Edmonton AB.
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/r/pics/comments/7pqrig/lincoln_vs_kennedy_history_class_1998/
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[
"Some of that is pretty fuckin crazy.",
"More info here: https://www.snopes.com/history/american/lincoln-kennedy.asp",
"Cloud atlas indeed.\n\nHis 6 looks like 0 in Kennedy's part",
"I have pretty sloppy handwriting. Maybe not as bad as it use to be. Thank wonderful Mr. Wilkenson."
] | 4 |
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Lincoln vs Kennedy - History class 1998
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/r/pics/comments/7pqrv4/waterfallromania/
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[
"That is absolutely gorgeous! I would love to swim around there and just indulge in the magnificent surroundings.",
"Wouldn't mind showering there ",
"Damn!"
] | 3 |
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Waterfall-Romania
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/r/pics/comments/7pqukk/first_world_problems/
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[
"She is, just not with you.",
"Maybe ask your neighbor?",
"Please elaborate on how wanting a dirtier sex life is exclusive to first world countries? ",
"They're just not in the right mood."
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First world problems
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/r/pics/comments/7pqvo9/drawing_i_made_in_charcoal_called_broken_buddha/
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[
"When I first saw this, I thought it was an actual piece that had been broken. Wow! ",
"Wow this is great. Is there an artistic meaning behind Buddha figurine being broken? ",
"Unbelievably realistic. Bravo",
"Stunning work",
"Char Coal Called",
"By \"drawing\" you mean \"photo\", and by \"charcoal\" you mean \"my camera\", right?\n\nSeriously, incredible work. The best I've ever seen, but I'm no photorealismologist",
"This would make such a sweet tattoo. Excellent work, OP! ",
"Not the artist, nor am I Buddhist. But I follow the Buddhist subreddit.\n\nA common question I see there is, \"what do I do with my broken statue?\" And the answer is to consider impermanence. After that, pretty much whatever you want to do with it. If it is a safe material, break it down further and add it to your garden. Fix it if you want. Replace it if you want.\n\nA broken statue isn't any kind of curse or bad omen, it is just something that happens. And this is just an object that you've put meaning in, nothing more. That is where the impermanence comes in. Things break, it isn't the end of the world.\n\nIf anyone who actually follows the practice wants to clarify anything here, I'm all ears. This is just my interpretation of that thought process.\n\nEdit: So in this instance, someone chose to draw it, which is probably an excellent way to consider/contemplate impermanence in a lasting way, even after they rid themselves of the broken statue, as there is no real need in keeping it. Hope it answers the question at least a little! ",
"Very nice!",
"Amazing, I love Buddha.",
"Wow!!! Super impressive! Do more!!",
"Did you draw this from life or a photo or just memory/imagination?",
"Is there a mummy inside?",
"How'd you come up with the title? ",
"epic skills! most good, newland.",
"It is not the drawing that is enlightened, neither is it the paper that is enlightened. Instead, consider this: what is broken?",
"Me, on Monday. Life inspo 🔝",
"I have a heavy duty Buddha statue made of concrete, I wonder what I should consider about that.",
"How many times are you going to repost the same artwork?",
"Color me impressed",
"That's some impressive detail work..",
"God damn!",
"Me, on Monday. Life inspo 🔝",
"Me too. This drawing is amazing.",
"Wow that is beautiful ",
"Even when broken he is still in complete zen",
"Incredible work, do you tattoo? ",
"HOW IS THIS NOT REAL",
"\"If you come across the Buddha on the road, kill him.\"",
"I would buy this",
"How long did this take to draw? ",
"They used a dead burnt tree on more dead tree to make art about broken art. ",
"This is amazing. Seriously good skills and looks like a picture. the Pieces at the bottom are beautiful and only notice the penciling once you see the signature. Keep this work up, it inspires me to want to draw!",
"This is incredible!! I absolutely love photorealistic art. Do you sell prints? ",
"HOLY SSShiit ",
"Thank you!",
"Thanks!",
" I legitimately thought that was a statue for a moment ",
"Thank you!",
"Thank you!",
"Thanks!",
"I’m not sure. I wasn’t logging my hours.",
"[This.... This.... Is a drawing??!!!!](https://media1.tenor.com/images/b2190afe666915580adb0890260362d1/tenor.gif?itemid=4895431)",
"I worked from a photo for this one",
"Thanks",
"That’s great work, man.",
"Holy Shit! That's amazing..,took me a while to realize it's not real.",
"I hate you, just... so much.",
"fantastic",
"😆",
"\n/u/innermeetme, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/innermeetme&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pqvo9/drawing_i_made_in_charcoal_called_broken_buddha/dsjua4l/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Just admit it, you broke the budha. We wont be mad at you if you did",
"Thanks! I do [here](www.tonysheltonart.com) ",
"Are you selling your work? ",
"Hahaha. Nice username. [Yeah](www.tonysheltonart.com) ",
"Saw that just prints or originals too?",
"I sold the original of this drawing. So just prints of the Buddha. If you’re interested in an original of another work, PM me and I’ll let you know if it’s available. Otherwise, there will be more Buddha originals in the future.",
"Nature of the universe I suppose . I will order a print . Or track down the person who bought the original ... maybe both . I will look forward to your new works . Thanks for the response ",
"Haha. Thank you! No problem. I appreciate the business.",
"No way this is a drawing, its so real!!!!",
"Still impermanent ",
"For real thought this was a broken statue. Insane use of depth! Keep up the great work!",
"What are the dimensions of this drawing?",
"16x20”",
"That's a drawing! Holy crap that is amazing. Super cool.",
"Thanks man",
"Cool, this is really neat. ",
"Thanks 🙂",
"fucking awesome dude!\n",
"Talent like yours makes me feel very.... Inadequate. You are an amazing artist!",
"I don't believe it- can you roll a bottle over it so we can be sure?",
"/r/art",
"That is absolutely fucking incredible. Excellent work!\n\n\nWow",
"I don’t get how someone can have so much talent . ",
"Shipping only in US?? ,😯",
"I almost can't believe that a person can have so much talent. Either that, or its a photo..",
"Thank you!",
"Ha 😆",
"My photos aren't even this good!",
"Thank you for not making your subject try to make me look at that stupid hand gesture that has become so popular.",
"\n🔝 opsni efiL .yadnoM no ,eM\n",
" Almost didn’t believe this was a drawing, I thought it was a picture until I saw your sign! ",
"OMG? its a Drawing?Really?",
"I just looked through you site. It seems you like to draw people and scenery. What made you decide to do an object?",
"I’m always jealous of awesome signatures like yours....",
"Is that honestly a drawing? I can't for the life of me make my eyes see that as a drawing. And here I am struggling to draw a stick figure. Mind blown. ",
"Well I’ve been getting really interested in Buddhism. So these statues are all I’ve been interested in drawing lately.",
"The light play in this is breathtaking ",
"Nice!",
"Wow. Charcoal? That’s super impressive. The level of detail is stunning.",
"I cannot see how this is a drawing",
"Note that though the Blessed One’s body is damaged, his sublime countenance remains untouched",
"2 stars",
"Nice. I had to zoom in to confirm that it wasn’t a photo. ",
"No way!!! :O",
"My Buddha statue used to be out on our uncovered porch. Now it has water damage such that it has spires and dimples all over the top portion. ",
"I still think it's an actual piece, no matter how many times I see it.",
"How long did this take?? This is amazing! Like everyone else has said it looks so much like a photo.",
"Fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it fix it .mp4",
"This is freaky good! You’re a freak of nature dude/dudette! Takes a lot of talent and practice to do this, I bet!",
"Oh fuck right off",
"I can't be the only one who read bruddah",
"That is fucking spectacular! You should make archival digital prints of it to sell ",
"\"Made out of charcoal? No wonder it broke!\" (reads title again)",
"nice drawing! ",
"I remember when you posted it to /r/Buddhism. Awesome drawing.",
"You sure you didn't just break a Buddha statue?",
"this looks like a photo thats amazing",
"Can you please share one that was drawn from life? Always really interesting to see the differences that can make",
"How",
"Nice sculpture bro. ",
"The way I read it, when I saw the mobile thumbnail (most of the picture not the broken part) I thought lt it was a charcoal carving.",
"No way that’s a drawing. Holy Sh*t",
"\"Yes... Impermanence is *good*.\"\n\n-Apple, probably.",
"I'm still in awe in how much detail an artist can recreate something for it to look virtually identical to the original object. Well done",
"That's insane ",
"Stunning work. Very impressive. ❤️",
"This is seriously amazing! Very life like, congratulations on the beauty of your skill. ",
"Wow ! So real ! Amazing ! I love it !",
"He's laughing but my first reaction was it was someone who took a pic for karma...then i saw part of it that had to be drawn in (the broken inside) and noticed the other 'piece' didnt have the dramatic seperation from 3d to 2d so it was all an image. It really blew my mind",
"This. cant't believe it's a drawing. wow <3",
"Just amazing! Wow!",
"The fourth from the bottom.... The dark thing..... It giggles when I move my phone!\n\nAre you a god?",
"Wow the realism is amazing.",
"You really should put that on deviant art and sell prints.",
"\n\n\n\n\nI sold the first of this illustration. So just prints of the Buddha. In case you're keen on a unique of another work, PM me and I'll fill you in regarding whether it's accessible. Something else, there will be more Buddha firsts later on. \n",
"are you a bot? ",
"Too true, need to see if I can find some jade coloured paint to cover up a few chips. ",
"Attachment ",
"I am speechless.",
"I thought this was a sculpture you carved out of charcoal at first glance man! Well done!!",
"“Oh wow! Look at me, I can draw really good!”\n\nJk, pretty good drawing",
"I was thinking, wheres the drawing... then realized the sig and that its all a drawing.. great job",
"This is incredible. Just my opinion.",
"Fantastic",
"Use charcoal",
"Broken hollow chocolate Buddha next?",
"Thanks. I actually do [here](www.tonysheltonart.com) ",
"Really really good.",
"Wow....So much talent!!!",
"\"Photo I made in my camera\"",
"Shattered Siddhartha",
"Takes photo... Adds charcoal effects in Photoshop... Don't believe you! Some bloody good drawings that!",
"wow! \n\nI am just so glad I stumbled across this. \n\ndoes it look like a drawing? hell no! it's so like the real thing that had you not suggested what you said, barely anybody would have thought that it was a drawing! ",
"Thank you!!",
"My title would have been \"to your room and don't come out for a week!\"",
"I thought it was real even a few seconds after I saw the title!",
"It's actually considered bad luck haha",
"I'm mindblown too, amazing work!",
"There was heroin hidden inside the Buddha. ",
"Eh?",
"Om shanti! Thank you for new wonderful background image.",
"It's a technically correct sentence",
"I guess it’s like realizing the impermanence of objects in the scheme of time would decrease desires. Haven’t studied it in a few years. The backbone of Zen Buddhism is nothingness",
"That's amazing",
"Fuck this is amazing."
] | 159 |
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Drawing I made in charcoal called “Broken Buddha”
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[
"Bettys!",
"Looks like home.",
"I'm curious what's in that Evil Eye place!",
"Cool. ",
"The one on the left? ",
"I think you have your left and right mixed up, buddy.",
"I just saw the sign. I was referring to the blue sign on the left, it looks kinda like an eye",
"yeah cool, that's very ordinary compared to the rest of western/northern Europe. ",
"Oh, missed that, LOL!"
] | 9 |
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York, England
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[
"9 Dollarydoo's for a damn bag of chips? Outrageous",
"The hardest decision of my life",
"are we talking dollarydoos here?"
] | 3 |
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I understand you want to make a profit, but come on...
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/r/pics/comments/7pr62z/cheetah_at_living_desert/
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[
"Living Desert Zoo that is. ",
"http://www.livingdesert.org/",
"I stand correct. ",
"No it's just called the Living Desert. Under the title on the website it describes what it is as \"Zoo | Gardens\"",
"That is a lot of grass for a desert...just sayin'...",
"The enclosures are watered every day."
] | 6 |
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Cheetah at Living Desert.
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[
"where the hell do they even sell a thing like that? :P",
"Saw it here on another thread and find it on Amazon. ",
"My roommate bought the same one. I don't like the slightly disapproving look Jeff and that monkey give me when taking a leak. ",
"i dont like it",
"We stopped posting shower curtains like two months ago. Keep up OP.",
"So Do I! Have it for a year now!"
] | 6 |
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My new shower curtain. I think it looks great.
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[
"Amateur, my girlfriend is invisible ",
"She really pitched in with that phone case color choice.",
"Ironically, I feel like you could buy this picture on a shirt at the beach",
"Looks like her jeans are flooding a bit.",
"http://i.imgur.com/k3fR9Gr.jpg",
"I think this is shopped. The lighting on her pants looks too different from the rest of her.",
"Filthy fucking casuals.",
"Really glad to see Cousin It has been able to travel after all these years",
"It took me sooo long to see... I dead",
"All I see is mom jeans.",
"It is unfortunately the new thing.",
"She’s doing a terrible job. I can still see the ocean. ",
"No way, dude...I don’t believe you. Why would anyone bring that back? ",
"Oh, it's back.",
"no filter",
"I wonder where that was taken. That is beautiful water and beach. ",
"Thermoptics! Must be section 9 ",
"Of course this is shopped.",
"Great username too",
"And yours haha",
"Mine wasn't. She just....went to another school.\n",
"Everyone can see your hand, man. ",
"Also if you wear a camouflaged condom they won't see you coming.",
"It's heavily photoshopped.",
"Credit to @AugustOstberg on Instagram ",
"At first glance the thumbnail looked like a giant sea monster ",
"No orange, 0/10 hunter git gud ^^/s",
"Mom jeans!",
"Is that Maggie Rogers?",
"\"I dropped my phone and it clicked and took this picture. Didn't even realize I matched the background until I saw this three days later.\"",
"I hate that they're trendy again. They are awful",
"[You must be dating Manti Te'o's ex](http://nj1015.com/files/2013/05/untitled1.jpg)",
"You missed this? It's a huge thing at the moment. I like them, the focus is off being sexy",
"Why do girls always pose like they dropped something and are looking for it?",
"I see she's wearing some high waters",
"I may be retarded, I thought that was a stick bug.",
"Everything's coming up Milhouse.",
"It's so amazing how natural selection made these insects evolve to blend in so well.",
"For those who can't see it, there's a girl in the middle of the photo. \n\nIf you squint, you can just make out the right elbow. ",
"TRUMAN!",
"Either that was a huge bitch to get the lighting right or it's adjusted. Either way it's cool",
"Very shopped. She's orange. Or maybe she's related to the president somehow?",
"If the blue-to-aquamarine jeans didn't give it away, the slight cloud cover on her sky-blue shirt ought to seal the deal.",
"Yeah I'm fucking your filthy casual. ",
"Still talented and beautiful, though.",
"Amputees are gross",
"🤔",
"Crazy how nature do dat",
"Album cover ",
"Mom jeans and high waters are the new thing???",
"And Canadian, am i right",
"And she lives in the next state over so we wouldn't know her, right?",
"Thumbnail looks like a Flamingo at first glance.\n",
"Yessss! Low rise jeans can suck a dick.",
"So thats the reasoning for big hideous eyebrows coming back? I mean, I'm not saying they should be pencil thin, but it looks like browpubes.\n\nEDIT: Oh my bad, I didn't realize everything but eyebrows were fair game. Yeesh.",
"She ain’t got no legs like LT Dan.",
"Here, wear these green jeans and green shirt. Then green screen it and soften it up so it's not an exact overlay",
"I love them.",
"don't knock it til u try it. hides bloating, fupas can rest easy, and super comfy",
"I'm not sure you're clear on the concept of death",
"*wear",
"I actually find them quite attractive ",
"I need a sketch of this in my life, Artists of reddit i summon you",
"'ol dogdick's been lighting up reddit for a couple of years now.",
"Blue jeans, white shirt. ",
"\n\"slev\"",
"The heressy! Take those pants off and burrrrn them!",
"At first glance, I thought it was a beach babe holding a humongous surf board.",
"that most definitely did not start off as a green shirt\n\nthe pants probably not either, but it's possible i suppose",
"Wait, you mean its not?",
"lol ",
"You’re totally getting married",
"This could be a Magritte painting",
"Blue Jeans remind me of the 90s.",
"But where does she shops?",
"This giant woman will devour us all!",
"Talk about having some sea legs. ",
"Oh look another lame forced perspective shot. \n\n\"Hurr durr, i got blu pantz on! duh water iz blu two!\"",
"the gradient of her pants matches perfectly 👀 ",
"I can't tell if you're kidding or not so I'll just assume you're joking around.",
"This belongs on r/fakealbumcovers",
"She is hard to sea.",
"That hair though. 😍",
"all these years later and that guy still can't catch a break... lmao",
"Man, cousin It is looking FAB!",
"She looks huge",
"You're having sex with my hand? That's why it's always so tired to do me at night :( I thought she was just freaked out from all these [ufo videos](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TCldZk3oBWY) I was making her click on.",
"As someone who is already colorblind this just confuses me beyond belief",
"/r/fakealbumcovers",
"Surrrreee and when you Jack off, you're just guiding her hand.",
"Shopped, case closed, get this picture off reddit!",
"Imagine being killed by a bow and arrow. That would suck, an arrow killed you? They would never solve the crime. \"Look at that dead guy. Let's go that way.\" -M.H.",
"Amateur, my filthy casual is invisible ",
"This is so shopped, why y'all upvote everything that has a girl",
"I see dat cat doe gurl",
"Awesome pic \n\n",
"You plebs just aren't tight enough with Poseidon for him to harness power of the ocean into your jeans. ",
"It's like that water shader glitch in Fallout 4.",
"This would be an awesome album cover. I'm thinking dream-pop. ",
"Shit... The stick bugs have learned how to use compound bows...",
"You don't need green screen to photoshop you dummy",
"invisible, or imaginary? ",
"Must be the rug burn ",
"Camelflage ",
"That's amazing. You can't even see her face!",
"as most imaginary girlfriends are... its part of her being so considerate....people just don't seem to get that about her do they!",
"I know you've got the /s, but for people who don't know, if you bow hunt during a season dedicated to it (i.e. when nobody is allowed to hunt with guns), you aren't required to wear any hunter orange ",
"Yeah, natural human eyebrows are so gross on women. ",
"you mean transparent ",
"Ohhh I was about to hit you with some knowledge until I saw the /s.",
"I love my hand, it never wants anything from me",
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"Was this taken in the 90s?",
"If you look closely, there's also a tree.",
"She also goes to another school...",
"r/AccidentalWesAnderson",
"don't they always :D ",
"Oh great. Another unrealistic body image we have to conform to",
"cool but quite obvious that the pants have been edited to match the ocean water ",
"ITS A PHONE! fuck\n\nthis whole time i was wondering how no one brought up her weird ass hand \n\nedit: middle of the night w phone battery all the way down so as to not awake my bed neighbor. sue me",
"Reminds me of this one: https://reddit.com/r/thingslikepeople/comments/68z8d7/beach/\n\nShout out to r/thingslikepeople",
"Mine too.",
"R/shitbot",
"No, it's a tree",
"Don't need orange for bow season in many states.",
"BURN THE WITCH",
"Ain't nothin sexier than some elastic band mom jeans rolled up for the flood. Chicks got style ",
"Not every special effect is the result of \"Photoshop\".",
"Her bronzed skin and hair is great contrast. Awesome photo",
"Manti Teo, is that you?",
"I can’t wait til the “mom jean” fad goes away. ",
"/r/AccidentalCamouflage",
"Something snake would wear on the beach",
"You can always tell a Milford man",
"All that effort for animals that rely on smell and hearing...",
"WoAh, impressive ",
"Shit happens man... Sometimes you just need a stranger's touch.",
"Literally first thing I said was \"Oh hey Maggie Rogers\"",
"Makes it easier to do it in public. ",
"Why is there just a floating head of hair?",
"Nah, haven’t you heard? According to reddit, all photoshopped photos suck ",
"Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage\nThings are never quite the way they seem",
"*sliyv",
"She shop at photo ",
"[You are forever alone](https://imgur.com/aOzeCqw)",
"I thought it was a flamingo",
"And if you look even closer there's also a primate. ",
"Jokes on you after spending all that $$ on camo.\n\nDeer can't see but have great sense of smell and hearing.",
"How come that one girl's camouflage is so much worse than the other ones? Didn't even hide her shadow. wtf.",
"Dwight: I have had intercourse in the office.\n\nMichael: Alright...\n\nDwight: As has Angela!\n\nAngela: Dwight!\n\nDwight: As has Ryan. As has Kelly. As has Meredith. As has Phyllis. As has Darryl. As has Creed. As has Michael and as has Holly.\n\nKevin: As has Kevin!\n\nAngela: With who?\n\nKevin: She goes to another school.",
"Except most of those eyebrows are overdrawn as hell. Having natural big brows looks nice ",
"He pretended that she had cancer.. ",
"a SoCal Ghillie Suit",
"More like camelflage ",
"As a non-hunter, why is that?",
"Yeah but it's not the natural ones wich are making a comeback, but the big overpenciled ones",
"Why is she pointing her toes like that? She looks like a doofus. ",
"Must be my [imagination](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lHbF9ynGZV0)",
"you can tell from some of the pixels...",
"Jesus Christ, that sounds like a terrible idea ",
"Honestly, this is pretty easy to photoshop...",
"r/Hmmm ",
"just like the money in my wallet.",
"Wow, didn’t even notice the second guy until looking at it closely ",
"That's what I thought as well for a couple seconds ",
"for more like this: https://www.reddit.com/r/FindTheSniper/top/?sort=top&t=all",
"A bow doesn’t have the same range as a rifle so there’s less danger (but I’d still wear it anyway)\n\nE: you also don’t need to wear it if hunting from a stand/perch/box etc.",
"A man disguised as a bug disguised as a stick? How deep does this go?",
"ILLUMINATI!",
"What's next, spiders with chainsaws?",
"Right.\n\nYou're retarded. That's just a picture of a compound bow someone stuck up in a tree.",
"rainierwolfcastlethatsthejoke.gif",
"I thought the leaves were a swarm of leafy bugs.",
"Samara.. before she went goth ",
"No it’s a tiny person.",
"**Major Zero:** *The enemy must have seen the drone explode. They've probably already sent out patrol units. You never know when you'll encounter the enemy. Use your camouflage wisely and proceed with caution.*",
"Because no one can see you when you're camouflaged. You don't want to ruin the effect.",
"In WW2 John Malcolm Thorpe Fleming Churchill (also known as Mad Jack) shot a German officer with his long bow.\n\nHe also marched into battle with his longsword and bagpipes (like a *proper* British officer should).",
"I actually really like it. ",
"Unless you like getting poked with arrows.",
"Tree bug?",
"damn near camel-flage ",
"Because with the safe shooting range of a bow you'll be able to tell if it's a human. With guns, the range of the weapon is several times longer and the orange is to deter accidents. And to a deer's eyes, blaze orange comes in as brown.",
"That's why your palm tastes so salty. ",
"The era of low rise jeans and thongs simultaneously was a gift",
"I was honestly confused until now",
"Did you read up on it recently? \n\nPretty clear he got bamboozled by a 40 something dude and his cousin. He admitted as much.",
"Maxim always adds in a joke to the list, for example Stephen Colbert made the list in 2012",
"Has this been edited? The gradient of the pants matches wayy too close.\n\nStill cool though either way",
"We're screwed",
"I thought is said cameltoe",
"Except for the fact she’s completely discernible and all. ",
"No Patrick....",
"You can tell because she has a shadow in front of her but she looks as if she's facing the sun. If I took this picture she'd be a near-silhouette against the bright-ass sea.",
"looks like the coolaid man in mid air",
"... with sticks.",
"It took me way too long to notice this.\n\nPar for the course...",
"looks super shopped",
"Haven't you heard about sitting on your left hand till it's numb then using it? That move is literally called the strangers touch. Listen man if your going to continue to use my hand like that your going to have to marry it, no prenup either, I want you to put half your shit on the line to show Palmela you really care about her. That's the only way you can keep this relationship. ",
"Can't tell if sarcastic... but most untrimmed hair, body or head, looks gross on any gender.",
"It’s a Predator getting ready to fuck up Jesse Ventura. Didn’t you see that documentary? I think it was one of Michael Moore’s.",
"Emus with flamethrowers. God help us all.",
"Mom jeans show off the future mom butt. It's wild. ",
"/r/oddlysatisfying all the way",
"Kill me now",
"Edited. Fake. There’s no way the pants happened to have a gradient exactly the same as the water behind it in this particular shot",
"r/dundermifflin",
"Ass hands ARE weird",
"From the thumbnail I thought it was a person diving into the ocean :P",
"And here I thought it was just the sweat all this time.",
"But wouldn’t your hand *want* him to sign a prenup so half his shit is on the line?",
"Then enjoy it while it lasts my friend!",
"Why are they just hanging a bow there?",
"In my mind this was said by Zach Galifinakis while wearing a man purse and it was fuckin hilarious",
"Right? I miss those days",
"there is no second guy.. one guy on a platform tethered to a tree...",
"I did too haha",
"Mostly due to less fatalities (and moreover, incidents) being linked to archery than firearms, along with the shorter range of bows (generally) necessitating a hunter being closer to what they're hunting, and thus requiring more camouflage. \nContinuing on the issue of \"range,\" people should still check their background before shooting regardless of whether they're using a bow or a firearm, but if you're rifle hunting in the same area as someone else, you REALLY want them to know you're there. Not to belittle how powerful compound bows are these days, but guns are a lot scarier.\nI'm no expert on the subject, but that's what i've gathered from family members and my own limited experience.\nIIRC, people hunting with muzzleloaders don't need to wear orange either? Is that correct or am I remembering totally wrong? Someone please fact check me.",
"Anyone else see the kitchen?",
"Can't hid the camel https://i.imgur.com/uEyJNZ4.jpg ",
"Holy shit, that is impressive!",
"Yea, this level of camouflage is pretty pointless, unless you are hunting humans.",
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"Definitely shopped. [Nobody would stand with their feet like that](https://i.imgur.com/nfvNenM.jpg)",
"Denimflage",
"But it makes it more hard to tell from the pixels, even if you have seen some ‘shops in your time.",
"Oh you mean Willie Nelson? ",
"I'm imagining a spider with a chainsaw instead of a full leg all Ash from Evil Dead style.",
"https://i.imgur.com/uUGw38q.gif",
"I un-shopped it for you. https://imgur.com/5i1YtQb",
"God help Australia. They lost the last war with the Emu. Next time they will suffer. ",
"i hope that pants doesn't have to change colours in future years to stay camouflaged like that",
"Penguins with machine guns? ",
"Everybody on Reddit is a bot except you",
"It's not. We are talking about people with bows that can't shoot much further than 60 yards if that, and way less of them. The chances are incredibly low of anything happening compared to standard rifle season",
"Just *mostly* dead.",
"Next month...on SyFy.",
"So you went to different schools together?",
"Bc girls are pretty",
"You aren't facing off against a bunch of Hawkeyes and Green Arrows in bow season.\n\nBows have much worse range than buckshot from a shotgun.",
"You are a smart man. Yes my hand must get a prenup so if anything happens you don't end up with half my dick(That's the only thing in this world my hand owns.)",
"Here's a version with her pants off, https://imgur.com/5i1YtQb. Warning (NSFW)",
"get help. pls.",
"Wait, the sky is green in your world? ",
"Camoushopped",
"Do you have a disability",
"Why do women want to look like grandmas when they're still teenagers? ",
"Thank you! I hope you enjoy whatever's next. ",
"lol u caught me it’s a recent diagnosis. thankfully that mean i finally get to sit next to u on the short bus tho :)",
"The seas were high that day. ",
"I'm not wearing my glasses and it took me a solid minute",
"Palmla Handerson",
"i saw your mom's jeans once, then she took it off",
"I feel like you’d see this picture on an Apple ad somewhere.",
"Cant really sea her pants all that well",
"Than your either an old dude reminiscing on your past, a young dude whose mom never wore them, or a creepy dude who gets a boner when thinking about life with two broken arms. ",
"Cousin It has mad hops.",
"I thought the thumbnail was a giraffe... ",
"she isnt facing the sun lol, you can obviously see the shadows on the front side of her",
"As one of Reddit's resident trichophiles, this is pretty much all I would see anyway no matter what she was wearing. ",
"Crabs with knives.",
"whyd you post a picture of a tree?",
"Makes me think of The Ring.",
"https://www.astrojee.world/love-problem-solution/",
"There really is an Office quote for everything.",
"So is mine! That's because I don't have one...",
"It happened: \nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/fakealbumcovers/comments/7psd2f/duo_tone_fading/",
"Man.. if this is the poster for the new Predator, I'm in!",
"Oh don't worry we will see a post there shortly.",
"Well we just may have a chance as emus are known to be sexually attracted to humans...you go first.",
"Until I saw the phone case I was certain this was from the 80’s! I kinda love this picture ",
"I.. I don't know what it is on account of being stupid :(",
"TIL Magritte was a realist",
"Muzzleloader orange requirement depends on the state. In PA orange is required for the modern inline season but not for the flintlock season.",
"That's because I have Hercules in my jeans.",
"She should've wrapped her hair around her face and hid her hands behind her back to imitate the sun..",
"Burn to ash and bone",
"I'm so young that I've only seen my mom in low waist jeans. ",
"Yeah well I **am** Twerkcules thanks to these jeans.",
"Thank you!",
"Thank you!",
"thank you!",
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"git: 'gud' is not a git command. See 'git --help'",
"When you skip leg day",
"Looks like she finally found her sea legs",
"So did they make up the cancer or him?",
"Aaaaand *now* I can see him",
"Yeah photoshop is pretty powerful..",
"I was just watching the SNL clip!",
"This is a weird promo for The Predator.",
"The logo on his hat really breaks the camouflage for me. ",
"the thumbnail looks like a giraffe ",
"https://i.imgur.com/XPs7082.jpg",
"As does the mumu",
"[Close](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gJ9FdpLfL98)",
"https://i.imgur.com/Exbxjr8.mp4",
"That sounds like deer propaganda. They’re laughing at y’all in your bright orange vests. ",
"I told my friends I had a date with a really attractive girl... they told me she was imaginary, but the jokes on them, because they are too.",
"Yep, I can't see myself.",
"I think it’s shopped but that stance is pretty normal",
"Amazing, is photoshopped?",
"What season/episode is This??",
"Dr Steve Brule ya dingus",
"I don’t have any of that. How about wearing normal, reasonable clothes like a normal, reasonable person?",
"Im not dead yet!",
"/r/fakealbumcovers ",
"First redhead in the sun picture where the clothes are the part that's hard to see",
"As someone who doesn’t hunt, this seems superfluous. People hunt in full orange reflective gear, so does this actually help?",
"*cue fake album cover*",
"...do you not?",
"Good morning video games.\n",
"Storm Thorgerson-esque",
"Thanks for posting my picture Reddit! You can find more of my photos on Instagram @augustostberg\n\n(Bots won't allow me to direct link...)\n\nMuch love,\nAugust",
"If the hip and ass are right they’re fucking great",
"If it bleeds, we can kill it",
"https://www.astrojee.world/love-problem-solution/",
"It's really a shame she has arms. ",
"That's no primate. That's a mammal!",
"Ahh! Floating hair and arms!!",
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"https://imgur.com/9nohQh4?r",
"https://m.imgur.com/9nohQh4?r",
"Yeah right, more like Moradin.",
"He's back!!! ",
"Dave Mustaine!\n\n👍👍",
"In which place did you take this foto?",
"I'm subscribed to that newsletter, there's some good stuff in there.",
"Mom jeans.",
"anyone else read this as their voices?",
"What is this? It's just a girl wearing blue pants on the beach.\n\nHere I fixed it so it looks like she doesn't have legs\n\n[image](https://imgur.com/utZEzOK)",
"What a pretty picture of the ocean.",
"The girl in blue? We can all see her. Now her friend in camo next to blue chick is damn near invisible. ",
"Nope.\n\nIt's Dave Mustaine ",
"It's so amazing how natural selection made these rednecks evolve to blend in so well.",
"Pfft. Mine is camouflaged to look like my right hand ",
"I couldn't agree more. High waist pants and skirts make even the thinnest women look fat, since they cause a bulge where the waist should be. I don't understand this frumpy trend. ",
"Her arms are so long she can almost touch her knees without bending. I hope for her sake this is photoshopped. ",
"Couldn’t she have worn a blue hat I mean come the fuck on",
"Is the fat man jealous? ",
"😍😍😍",
"That guys whole Instagram is filled with cool photos. Came across it on my feed yesterday, should have followed ",
"I love body hair! On both genders!",
"If you cross your eyes very slightly, her clothes disappear",
"Naw, but you're clearly as triggered as I am lol",
"oh my god, color light and shadow manipulation in an artistic photo???!?!?!?!??!?!\n\nAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH",
"wew lad",
"Name checks out.",
"Name checks out.",
"Where's her legs",
"i've got my girlfriend right where i want her- in the palm of my hand.",
"Boom. roasted",
"the band?",
" Don't need orange during rifle season in some states -- at least not on private land. ",
"Are you being sarcastic? Whale tail is feral. It was never good, and I'm the right age to have loved it.",
"And photoshop.",
"also her left hand fingers suddenly turning blue",
"What camouflage?",
"you're welcome for saving you 10 mins to find the second guy!",
"\"It's using de trees\".",
"I honestly don't think it is photoshopped - at least heavily. Maybe an instagram filter or some color editing but I think it's fairly genuine. I'll break it down because I'm procrastinating on a bunch of important shit right now and idgaf.\n\n>you can tell from some of the pixels...\n\nThe water has much more variation in both color and highlights/shadows, compared to the jeans. Denim could be more uniform in color, so when the image is compressed, you'll more easily see artifacts and large \"pixels\" where there are more pronounced colors next to each other. Also, those huge pixels are just a natural result from repeatedly or poorly compressing photos.\n\n>also, her sleve\n\nIt looks like her arm is cut off from bad 'shopping but I think it's just the front of her shirt hanging down, blocking part of her arm. You'd see more light if it wasn't in the way.\n\n>If the blue-to-aquamarine jeans didn't give it away, the slight cloud cover on her sky-blue shirt ought to seal the deal.\n\nYeah, it does look like some tones of blue were carried over from the sides so make the colors blend more. U RITE. Not sure what you mean about the cloud, though?\n\n>You plebs just aren't tight enough with Poseidon for him to harness power of the ocean into your jeans.\n\nTrue. I ain't.\n\n>You can tell because she has a shadow in front of her but she looks as if she's facing the sun. If I took this picture she'd be a near-silhouette against the bright-ass sea.\n\n[You can tell it's a shadow cause of the way it is.](https://i.imgur.com/UoLXdmz.jpg?fb) But actually, I think the lighting and shadows are right. The sun is coming from sharp left, and all the shadows are on the right. The light does shine through her hair realistically. There's a thin amount of light reflecting off her skin from the left, but not off the jeans, probably because skin is much more reflective than denim. There's also light under her arm because it's reflecting off the sand.\n\nSource: am pompous asshole, looking for a fight, biiiitch",
"im sorry to hear that. I too, am lonley. But you will find the right one for you everntually, you just have to put yourself where you can meet more people. You arent going to meet a girl hiding away on here. You have to go where people go. Thats what has helped me. Cheers mate, and im always here to talk or pm if you need to. '\n",
"+heavy filters",
"Trippy ",
"how else is she supposed to buy jeans",
"IGN 10/10 to much water",
"hahahaha\n",
"the BEST edit",
"It gives a Lana Del Rey vibes",
"I ain't got time to bleed.",
"I'm not gonna lie, from the thumbnail, I thought this was a floating weiner..",
"Mine was in Canada.",
"Pff, mate, I don't even have a girlfriend",
"I mean, the basis of this being interesting is that the colors meld so well. When they're forced to do so, it's not very interesting.",
"Thanks!",
"To blave ",
"You're welcome you're welcome you're welcome",
"The other day, I almost ran over a guy -- dressed in camo -- who was walking down the sidewalk next to a hedgerow in front of the building where I work. He stepped off the curb as I was turning in. It's a really bad idea to wear camo walking around roads.",
"I would have had her wear an ocean coloured top and sand coloured pants while painting the rest of her body sky blue, but I'm just an artist.",
"Ah the ol double broken arms + helpful mom joke strikes again. ",
"When was the last time you saw a girl standing around without a phone in her hand? ",
"SHOPPED!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"I thought she was on a massive cliff at first.",
"So you are down with unwieldy ear hair eh?",
"The color of this blue jeans is so cool.\nI wanna buy one:D",
"*I was scared of dentists and the dark*\n\n*I was scared of pretty girls and starting conversations*\n\n*Oh, all my friends are turning green*\n\n*You're the magician's assistant in their dreams*\n🎶🎶",
"Manananggals are getting pretty cute.",
"You lost me on the notion that feral is bad ",
"The Emu War would've ended much differently...",
"Yeah and look at the pixels! ",
"Good start to a bottomless party. ",
"Can’t remember if this one is shopped or just filters. \nIt’s a friend of mines image. Check him out @augustostberg on insta. \n",
"This. Maybe .05% of pics posted on Reddit are not shopped. People just can't seem to accept reality as it is and enjoy what's there. They have to augment what's not.",
"My guess is SoCal ",
"I was high and for a moment I thought this was a fish jumping out of the water🤭",
"From the thumbnail I thought this was a weird image of an arm contorting up and over a blue wall.",
"Arms give it away",
"White girls.",
"The Ring meets Malibu Barbie",
"Wow such a beautiful photo! ",
"Those aren’t mom jeans, they’re boyfriend jeans. Fake fan",
"Ikr, they should make a law against them",
"Manti Te'o?",
"If she picked gray it may have looked like a dorsal fin",
"I honestly don't know why but i find this erotic. lol",
"What am I supposed to be looking at? ",
"I can fix this. All it takes is one little smooch. ",
"No your the amateur, my girlfriend doesn’t even exist.",
"Calls gradient. Not photoshoped i guess.",
"Crazy shot though ",
"camo effect is working good - i can't even see her face!",
"https://i.imgur.com/EqcuuVl.png\n\nEDIT: The story shows up on mobile, but only the picture shows on the full site. Here's the link to the story: https://i.imgur.com/EqcuuVl",
"r/emuwarflashbacks",
"Can confirm, am Kevin",
"Was this planned?",
"When was the last time you saw anyone standing around without a phone in their hand?",
"Can I repost this? What’s your Instagram account to credit you. 😍",
"Aka horrible photoshop ",
"*She sang beyond the genius of the sea.*",
"Lmao what’s abnormal or unreasonable about them? Grow the fuck Up ",
"Indie album cover AF.",
"Looks like a semi-hot version of the girl from the Ring.",
"At least you have an invisible girlfriend. I had one too but she broke up with me. She said I never noticed when she got a new outfit or she got her hair done or nails done...Oh, and apparently my intentions with her were too transparent. I need to go clear my head. ",
"Are they a photoshop artist?",
"Except definitely on purpose ",
"There's something very attractive about this...",
"Yes, the gradient of the sky seems even worse, especially since lighting would cast shadows on her limbs. Specifically her magically erased left sleeve.",
"This is actually dooe",
"but what if it wasn't? that'd be pretty cool, right?",
"r/accidentalcamouflage",
"In certain states you aren't required to wear orange during rifle season either, it's just suggested. ",
"Manti, is that you?",
"It hides bloating and fupas by making it look like every woman wearing them is bloated and has a fupa.",
"I find it really aesthetically pleasing, I don't care that it's obviously photoshopped. People have different 'pinions man ",
"Another cool picture ruined by the subject in the photo holding her smartphone ",
"Brilliant!",
"Lightroom FTW",
"Why not have your [Siamese twin](https://vimeo.com/18036024) do the work for you?",
"It's the Flying Duchess!",
"She sea'd in her pants",
"Mine is totally visible. Just... 2d.",
"I thought this was a giraffe peeking its neck over a wall",
"Photo taken from Instagram account \"Unsplah\" for anyone wondering",
"Jesus roasted haha",
"Psh. Mine is not human",
"This is actually pretty cool though.",
"You'll float too. ",
"Behold the mighty dwarffather",
"No, Blue Screen......",
"r/accidentalcamoflauge",
"Thats called an away gamer\n",
"Photoshop",
"I keep hearing her saying *seven daysssss.*",
"Weird sky color in the gap of her arm",
"YOUR BACK!!!\n\nEdit* I meant you're but I'm going to leave it. ",
"Stick bug? Is that an american term like ladybug? Here in the UK they're called stick insects and it took me quite a few attempts to figure out what you meant.",
"Oh deer. ",
"From what? The body police? ",
"I don't know who to root for.",
"!redditgarlic",
"someone photoshop out the girl? this would otherwise be a nice phone background",
"Haters will say its green screened",
"god her legs look so attractive\n",
"This is why Navy SEALS have denim wetsuits.",
"Shit...I'm a stick bug",
"The average compound bow can easily do 60 yards. I'd say 90-100 yards is the max effective range. Your point still holds true, 100 yards isn't much with the naked eye. ",
"Spiders with chainsaws? Who are you? USA Today? ",
"Haters will say it's fake\n",
"And if you looked even closer there’s also my ax",
"WAIT A SEC",
"Maybe if her curves were wavy. They’re flatter than trumps wall proposals ",
"What about his back?!?!",
"But did you see the owl?",
"Damn.",
"What is the effective range of buckshot? My 2008 compound bow can easily go 100 yards. Accuracy rapidly drops after 80, though. ",
"what what...i remember when you signed off, i actually just looked at your post time to verify.",
"Don't want to throw out your back that wouldn't feel very good.",
"Low rise jeans that show your ass crack and cause muffin top are \"normal, reasonable clothes\"? I feel like these jeans are more normal. Maybe not everyone's cup of tea, but you can't please everyone anyway. ",
"Which half is better is a nuanced question.",
"She's very unsightly.",
"Just bc your hand might beat your dick like it owes it money, does that imply ownership? I mean, we've all heard the term debt slave, right? Is this what the framers had in mind when they wrote the thirteenth amendment? \n\nBabble bobble. \n\nBALLS!",
"I like the way they make girls butts look. Also low rise skinny jeans are basic and played out by now. They honestly just look really good, but I am more interested in clothes and fashion than the average guy who may be more concerned with how sexy girls look.",
"Some quality F.A.R.T content",
"We went from yoga pants straight into mom jeans... WHY!?!?!?? ",
"My wife Helen and I were married for forty-six years. We first met at the State fair, she was running a bobbing game where the consolatory prize was a kiss on the cheek if you didn't find the apple with string tied under and through it. What she didn't mention was that the kiss wasn't from her, instead it was from some large, bearded guy who was easily the biggest guy I'd ever seen in Syracuse and didn't look in the mood for a smooch at that. I walked up to Helen and paid her for a game, \"What's the prize if I find the lucky apple?\" I said, \"A leather catcher's mitt,\" Helen replied. Well I wasn't too big of a baseball fan in those days and Helen was just about the sweetest girl I'd ever met, but still those were the stakes and I gave my hat to my buddy Phil who was with me and dove head-first into the barrel. Water tasted stagnate and in hindsight I think the apples were rotten (Old Bill Higgins ran this side of the fair and he was infamously cheap), but I persisted and came out with the stringed apple. Or so I thought, in actual fact I'd pulled out an apple with a long string-like worm hanging from it—Helen was disgusted, Phil ran around whooping and laughing, and I barfed for about the whole damn day and night. Later the next day, when the carnies were packing their trucks up with the remnants of the fair, I walked around asking after the girl, \"Where can I find her?\" I remember saying over and over until someone pointed me to a trailer. I walked inside and said hello, she was still freaked out, but she was nice enough to come and talk to me for a while and we exchanged numbers and said goodbyes. ",
"inb4 gilded.",
"Why do soo many girls stand with there feet inwards?",
"This is definitely stupid enough to be front page material ",
"TFW your comment linking to a post has more upvotes than said post.",
"What is this sorcery? ",
"More like an enormous sea-woman coming over the horizon and a pair of severed feet!",
"Excellent camo, her face just blends in",
"It's back!!!!",
"Oh, stick!",
"Since no one has included a source, this photo is by @augustostberg on Instagram. It's definitely edited some, but the original looks more normal than this reposted version. ",
"They did. ",
"Yes!!!!!!!!",
"I don't see it.",
"He who must not be named.",
"/r/AccidentalCamouflage ",
"Needs work with the heal brus...\n\nOh wait.",
"Harry, Harry, It's gonna get scary",
"Bitch I see you stop playin",
"General Zaroff?",
"Blue Sky...",
"These days I just can't tell when a link to a sub is going to be real and when it's just a well-timed joke. After a month or two here I'm prepared to suspend my disbelief and accept that just about anything is genuine.",
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"The dark lord has returned.",
"chicks love them cause they hide love handles.",
"If her head looked like an island or a mountain it would be like she wasn't even there. ",
"I really want to Photoshop the legs out of the shadow\n",
"This picture is like an album cover.",
"Holy shit!",
"That's awesome. 😎👌",
"Fun Fact - invisibility is a trait that developed in the girls of the Niagara falls area.",
"I like you. ",
"Somethin' is up with her feet.",
"HE LIVES",
"Nice iPhone ",
"Wow holy shit I’d never thought I’d see the day. Amazing. ",
"Such ashame she has no legs",
"I need them jeans",
"I’m guessing the original photo was very close, maybe a few shades off or so, and they just tweaked the brightness/highlight and shadows/contrast and other little things. Literally any half decent photographer uses post processing to some degree. Photos straight out of camera honestly aren’t always that nice, aside from a select few that just so happened to be done in the perfect conditions lol.",
"The lower half is good for , yah know...\n\nThe upper half is useful sometimes, like when I feel lonely and a little talkative",
"Photoshop, much?",
"Real question: why do women wear high waisted pants?\n\nQuestion #2: does anyone actually like how they look, or is it a comfort thing?\n\nI literally hate them. My least favorite thing that women wear. The single reason is it makes the body proportions look wrong. Like alien wrong... or Steve Urkel wrong. Inverse penguin wrong\n\nAnyways. Just looking for some answers because all my girlfriend says is \"well there in style now so....\" Like that's somehow supposed to justify wearing them lol",
"Yay!!!",
"I sea her pants. ",
"The return of the comeback! ",
"You know you can just delete comments right?",
"I can't stand it I know you planned it\n\nYour jeans almost match the water shade\n\nOh my God, it's a mirage\n\nI'm tellin' y'all it's camouflage!",
"That's a pretty fly pun.",
"> And to a deer's eyes, blaze orange comes in as brown.\n\nWhat poor sap tested that?",
"Whoa. You can hardly tell there's a tree behind that hunter",
"5 days ago, my lord!",
"They looked great back in the '80s, but the average ass wasn't as...robust back then.",
"hey",
"Here's another one that does a similar thing that was posted a while back: http://i.imgur.com/Lox0VN2.jpg",
"Truly a work of greatness.",
"holy crap are you here to stay?",
"With a bow shot to most parts of your body I doubt you'd die instantly.",
"What’s her camo index?",
"Invisible. Just like my girlfriend ",
"Reddit just got a little bit nicer. Thank you, Mister Sketch!",
"OMG me too!! First time ever!! ",
"yeah me too",
"Sorry bro. It's just casual sex. She doesn't want to settle down. She just wants to let loose.",
"Cameras capture the color green with the most accuracy. And it's fairly easy to isolate from the background by some sort of select by color function.\n\nSource: I am Photoshop ",
"> As the Pacific War was still on, Churchill was sent to Burma, where some of the largest land battles against Japan were being fought. By the time Churchill reached India, Hiroshima and Nagasaki had been bombed and the war ended. Churchill was said to be unhappy with the sudden end of the war, saying: \"If it wasn't for those damn Yanks, we could have kept the war going another 10 years!\"",
"The chosen one has returned he has not forsaken us! \nAll hail /u/AWildSketchAppeared All hail",
"looks like a floating excavator in the thumbnail",
"His hand will get its grooves back.",
"Sharks with frickin laser beams.",
"I recently saw a pickup truck covered in urban camo. \nDo you want other vehicles to hit you? Because that's how you get other vehicles to hit you.",
"YOURS are, maybe.",
"Looks like she is holding a giant surfboard ",
"Holy shit he returns. A wild sketch from u/awildsketchappeared has appeared. It’s wild man. ",
"Not to a polite people eating dinosaur! \n\n\"Pardon me miss? Hi, yes. Sorry to disturb your \"photo session\". But, and I hate to be a bother! I'll be eating you in 10 seconds. Please have some last words or what not. Oooooh by the way, I love that top!\"",
"!!!",
"Would be fun if those pants were really invisible lol",
"Damn that's fucked up. I feel bad for him now.",
"gorgeous photo 😍",
"No Paint \nBeach \n40%",
"Wow",
"Hands and hair broke my immersion",
"You mean, a bit sketchier\n*Puts on sunglasses whilst The Who cranks on*",
"There’s an old theory(or myth??) that originally humans were connected, and we were reproducing like mad so a God took us and split us in half. \n\nHence why were always searching for our other half ",
"Damn me to.. ",
"This is like that time James Comey wore a blue suit to blend in with the curtains so Trump wouldn't see him.",
"https://xkcd.com/37/",
"I thought you quit?! Yayyyyyyyyyyy! These always made me happy ",
"This may be a shot in the dark but did you happen to take this picture somewhere along the PCH?",
"What is this strange, hairy bird? ",
"She? Who are you talking about? ",
"YOU MOTHERFUCKER!! DON’T EVER LEAVE US AGAIN! ",
"It’s the guy! That does the thing!",
"Did you mean that he should have said, \"Your bag?\". As in, 'hey man, that's your bag.'",
"Username checks out.",
"Rosie Palmer",
"oh yeah...",
"The top part of the pic makes me think of Te Fiti!",
"*Camelflage",
"Idk what you're talking about I sea pants ",
"username does check out",
"A garbage novelty account who faked leaving just to come back a few more months later. Gonna end up on /r/niceguys again?",
"Delicious",
"She’s got her sea legs",
"He was a gambler!",
"Im guessing the contrast in person is obvious. They probably looked foolish trying to line her waistline and ankle line up. I personally like the comment about the real invisible gf the best..lol'd at work. ",
"!redditsilver",
"Who’s the photographer?",
"That worked amazingly. ",
"The hayao miyazaki of reddit!",
"Good bot",
"I am not an expert. I was thinking maximum effective range was around 60 but you could very much be right. Still not very far at all when compared to rifles",
"This is literal, coolest thing I've seen all day, props!\n",
"This isn't camouflage, she's just holding the ocean like a surfboard.",
"They meant it as “you’re back” and I was just being pedantic :)",
"What is this sorcery ?!",
"Why y piggbakn",
"Waist highs have never been out of style for women because they show curves so well. I think she just wears it very much like a \"mom\" ",
"Same.",
"This is like the second coming of Jesus.",
"But why!? Why doth the dark lord return? ",
"Dem legs",
"[looks like he came back 5 days ago](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ogrbe/i_won_my_work_fantasy_football_league_thats_the/ds9gnkr/?context=3)",
"R/photoshopbattles",
"Back again!",
"The tone of the colors feel like the image was taken from the early 90s.",
"Nobody ever really leaves Reddit.",
"So you call them Lady Insects? That's not a good Rodney Dangerfield movie title.",
"Those jeans be high, says I.",
"Ney Palmer?\n",
"> They honestly just look really good\n\nAnd if you were older, you'd think they look like shit and were played out and would instead prefer the low rise jeans when they came out. It's all opinion.\n\n\nThey are a godsend for girls trying to hide a FUPA.\n\n",
"This should be on a Hollister t-shirt. ",
"#earthporn",
"12 years ago",
"Or a tree disguised as a man disguised as a stick...",
"Hmm, you ever heard of Google?",
"Did you ever figure out that cats and dogs aren't the same species? ",
"A Wild AWildSketchAppeared Appeared?",
"She goes to a different school",
"Look at that BLUE ASS WATER",
"Manti Te’o is that you?",
"You say that like fashion and sex aren't intimately linked. Clothes make you sexy. Nobody sleeps with anyone because of how they look naked.",
"She looks edited. ",
"Big enough.",
"Reminds me of this [animation](https://gfycat.com/SilentFewBaleenwhale). \n(credit to [/u/i_am_a_bot_ama](/r/photoshopbattles/comments/6iy8mr/psbattle_water_dress/djabrwt))",
"I dream of the day I get a sketch done for one of my random comments. You’re the best, dude!",
"YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!!",
"I was legit confused",
"oh yeah?\n\nWell *my* girlfriend is non-existent!\n\nbeat that.",
"Album cover all the way",
"Until I saw the phone case I was certain this was from the 80’s! I kinda love this picture\n",
"Well yeah...",
"I'm now trying to picture what ass hands would look like",
"Just to add to this, I a flintlock rifle has a range of 100 yards to 200 yards for an expert shooter. A .308 rifle has a range of up to 800 yards. So similar reasoning to the bow. ",
"Wouldn't it be funny if Jim Carrey was under that wig?",
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"Someone should draw it",
"This has to be edited.",
"Troy thinks all dogs are boys and all cats are girls!",
"High wasted denim isthe worst trend revival yet. ",
"It's a hunter drawing a bow.",
"Can people put their smartphones away for just two damn seconds? Reminds me of a pacifier or something. ",
"Clothes can also be used to convey all sort of other messages. Lots of people want to look good, people into fashion want to look interesting (as silly as that sounds). ",
"Camel-flage",
"It just didn't have to be edited so obviously.",
"I was really hoping for it to just be a blank image",
"That's easier to see if you squint your eyes.",
"Damnit! I thought I was witnessing his return!",
"How did they get the ocean to match her jeans? ",
"Shit yeah! You're back!",
"My eyes processed this as some holding a very big surfboard. Then I noticed said surfboard has no edges. The fact that it doesn't exist might also have played a role.",
"I feel like you're making a distinction between looking good and looking sexy. I think what people find sexy is confidence and comfort in one's own skin. That comes with all sorts of different clothing worn for all sorts of different reasons",
"Didn't believe it until I saw the waterline.",
"Commandah!",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"r/thingslikepeople",
"Photoshop can be one hell of a drug",
"Damn, that is some effective camo. I’m surprised the military doesn’t use this type of camo. I know that their camo needs to be effective in a wide range of scenarios, but for woodlands deployments this looks like what they should use. ",
"Reminds me of North Shore in Hawaii ",
"They've overlaid the ocean over her jeans but just turned the transparency right up. You can see the different colours of the ocean on the jeans if you looks close enough. ",
"You mean camelflage.",
"This guy magics",
"Congratulations. You're now impervious to attacks from beachfront predators with exactly waist-high eye level.",
"Probably the same type of guy who did [this](https://www.psychologytoday.com/blog/canine-corner/200810/can-dogs-see-colors)",
"#Chickuflage",
"The color of her pants is almost the same throughout, even though the light is nowhere close to above her. The only change just happens to match the gradient of the water.",
"Ok Genii, I wish I could see trough a girl's pants!",
"I love your girlfriend with no bottoms",
"Eh, they still are looking for danger with their eyes as well. It’s not like camo is pointless when hunting, at least when bow hunting. ",
"I'm mesmerized by this photo. Spectacular!",
"this is cool af",
"Touchie!",
"That’s almost green screen quality. Nice. ",
"\"Who are you dating?\"-friends. \"She goes to another school.\"-me",
"I'm disappointed.",
"150 percent shopped.",
"#OOOOOOOOO\n\n#CAMOUFLAGE\n\n#THINGS ARE NEVER QUITE THE WAY THEY SEEM",
"why not",
"Thank god Reddit is artistic again ",
"This should be an album cover.",
"That is one awkward looking bird. ",
"This enormous woman will devour us all!!!!! ",
"we dont say that word anymore\n",
"Suuure ... your \"girlfriend\"",
"Looks like a cover of some indie album.",
"Exactly what I was thinking, probably just snagged a few hundred deer eyes from hunters and found that there are only two cones, then did reaction studies in the field to determine what colors they see. ",
"This is an amazing read lol",
"Man, there's like an xkcd for everything.",
"May?",
"Yes yes yes. :D",
"/>°°< ... ><",
"Actually had me stuck for a moment",
"Ah geez, not this again. Now I know how the Germans feel when someone brings up the holocaust. ",
"Are.. you him?",
"perfection ",
"Correctomundo",
"Oh geez look out, the Mississippi’s flooding",
"because his tan is turning white in the dark",
"He has risen. ",
"You can understand how the Germans feel about the holocaust after watching hours of german scheisse and cuckolding porn. ",
"I like to wear jeans at the beach too.",
"I call too much Photoshop. The top of her jeans or dark or just like the darker top of the ocean in the bottom or lighter just like the lighter lower water. fucking jeans were probably red before he photoshopped all this.",
"Soooo still no reason for today then lol",
"A Giraffe is what i saw",
"You're telling me she doesn't have fingertips the color of the sea? ",
"From the thumbnail it really looks like a floating head and arms\n",
"!dreambot",
"is it just me or can everybody see her pants perfectly, inspite of the fact that are close to the color of the background? I definitely can't see her face though and the thumb on her right hand, and her socks.",
"I just love these ",
"Also, the fingertips at her waist are magically blue.",
"Good bot",
"WHERE ARE HER LEG",
"More like r/thingslikepeople",
"Your right hand is invisible?",
"Does this mean your back? ",
"r/accidentalcamouflage ",
"That's one serious board she's carrying there.",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"http://fotoforensics.com/analysis.php?id=49eb28ef5f402f2dcda8f215479f7f8093f1cd4d.70695\n",
"yeah your nonexistant girlfriend.",
"lived here 35 years. Can't think of a place on the North Shore that looks like that. Dirt isn't red enough.",
"I love this",
"I had to zoom in it looked like sand but you're right. It's way too rocky and dirt like to be North Shore. The water is what had me thinking that. ",
"> flintlock season\n\nThat's a thing? ",
"what am i looking at?",
"Floating torso with longggg arm",
"When I was ~~a teen~~ in my twenties our tv shows made [sketches mocking mom jeans.](https://cdn1.thr.com/sites/default/files/imagecache/landscape_928x523/2016/12/mom_jeans_support__saturday_night_live.jpg) My grandparents generation [had that shit around their nipples](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/BssUXUCCcAAoaqV.jpg), my moms generation had that shit half way between their waist and nipples, my dumb generation [shot waistbands way down below the bottom of the ass](https://hips.hearstapps.com/esq.h-cdn.co/assets/17/04/1485377105-sagging-pants.jpg), now they're back straight up to my mom's generation's levels. It's like, \"ANYTHING BUT AROUND THE WAIST!!!!!!\" lol",
"r/fakealbumcovers",
"Now invent see-through and we're talking.",
"because you touch yourself at night\n",
"Too long. Did not read.",
"I'm late af but..... did anyone else think the thumbnail was a camel?",
"Can confirm; I find girls pretty",
"Welcome back!!! Made my night!",
"You tell me who got in who head.",
"This. Is epic everyone. Where you least expect him!! ",
"it's ok, I don't mean to be a debbie downer. I know it's nice to think of nice places that we've been.",
"Your work inspired me man.",
"But if the deer can’t see orange, why not wear it? What difference does it make to be safer? ",
"Could you see that guy in the tree from 100 yards away?",
"Gorgeous pic. Put it as wallpaper...))",
"My lord! Thank you!",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails \"an interesting rock formation in the sea\"",
"Yay!!",
"And the tips of her fingers are blue lmao.",
"What's the sub for this? ",
"I feel like there's a relevant xkcd for damn near everything.\n",
"Nothing to sea here.",
"sure",
" lobster claws lookin ass hands",
"Are you trying to bait out u/awildsketchappeared??",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1HanamOnfZ4",
"Do you know what this means? This means [Cowboy Bebop](https://imgur.com/LXnMhwi) has a chance of coming back!\n\nI missed you. Who am I? A random person you don't know but is one of your many fans. How are you? Doing well? You missed us didn't you. Couldn't stay away. Yeah, I know how that is. It's alright... you're welcome anytime... :]",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/SoCl0\n\nDidn't turn out as well as yours.. ",
"That is what is known as Poe's Law.\n\nParaphrasing:\n\n> Any sufficiently advanced parody in indistinguishable from genuine conversation, barring any direct indicators of humor.\n\nSee r/Pyongyang for the classic example.",
"Would actually love to have pants this color. ",
"I bet you're allowed to vote. ",
"Wow, those are actually green camo pants. ",
"Aaaiyyooo",
"No I’m in prison ",
"Ah shit. I can’t remember what I thought i saw at the start. ",
"Seems like you'd have a lot of free time to read. ",
"Shiiiiiit. I thought you might actually submit a blank image this time. ",
"/r/oopsdidntmeanto ?",
"You can't see meeee",
"For a second I thought she had no legs ",
"Sigh...unzips.",
"I thought she was holding a semi-transparent surfboard.",
"You and me both. About being retarded. I saw the deer immediately. ",
"REJOICE for our one true illustrative prophet is back! Behold his sight! Behold his talent! Reddit has become ten times brighter :D",
"Is that the cape of Delaware?",
"Sorry, branch insect ",
"Took me a minute, but I found her",
"Her pants r leaking the ocean",
"I'll watch your back and you watch its back.",
"A grand entrance indeed",
"paint me like one of your invisible girls",
"For a couple seconds I thought her hair was an oil spill on the ocean or something.",
"No",
"Manti?",
"This looks like the cover art of a 2009 Toro Y Moi digital only single, I’m wit it. ",
"No fuckin way lol",
"If she had real camo she would have had real invisibility",
"Yesss!",
"I want a picture of me like this!! 😍",
"What a nice album cover",
"But...how would making *more* humans help us make *less* humans?",
"This is perfect",
"I unno ancient times n shit ",
"Who's the giant chick using the ocean for a blanket?",
"She's nude on the bottom but wearing shoes? What kind of creature.. ",
"its worse than 911 - i would't even fuck her.",
"These colours are so gnarly wtf",
"Very good illusion",
"Mile long board, it is...for the noobiest of surfers. ",
"r/dundermifflin \n\n\nwait...",
"This is a perfect album cover.",
"Second post I've seen of him in a week",
"That's what I said ya turkey",
"None ought dare presume to know the inner workings of His WildSketchiness’s brilliant mind",
"Welcome back! u/tippr $2",
"[it's like I'm wearing nothing at all] ( https://imgur.com/gallery/t3Yu5jk)",
"Long hair problems lol ",
"Manti Teo is that you?",
"Wow",
"That is amazing ",
"That's because she isn't real. Ha! Gotteem. ",
"WHOOSH",
"Did... Did you just woosh yourself? How pathetic. ",
"He's been back for a few days. ",
"But I thought you left Reddit!?",
"What do you mean by connected? ",
"Ah, I see he's using a cheater bow.\n\n\nRECURVE/LONGBOW MASTER RACE\n\n(don't tell anyone, but I also have some compounds and crossbows) ",
"Was expecting the football guy that is dressed like a robber/stock internet hacker. disapppoooooointed",
"O have seen posts that were saying you came back, but now I see it with my own eyes!!!",
"Ironically, I feel like you could buy this picture on a shirt at the beach\n\n",
"This 👏🏻 is 👏🏻 fucking 👏🏻 art 👏🏻",
"ya thats not photoshopped at all ",
"I wouldn't have read that either. Looks boring as shit.",
"YEEEEEESSSSSSSSSS",
"That’s how Melania snuck into the county. ",
"Made it into an [iPhone wallpaper](https://imgur.com/a/9rzoh) if anyone is intersted",
"Wohohooo!",
"she aint got no shoulder",
"The return of the comeback.",
"That's a nice and beach and all but is that all I'm looking for??",
"This is the perfect indy pop girl cover wtf",
"but she is so pretty!",
"Spoopy ghost! ",
"Spooky Lana del try vibes",
"You're dating John Cena? ",
"He missed his chance to draw a guy by himself with his hand held awkwardly out.",
"...wait...",
"We used to call that photoshop...",
"He used SKETCK. it was very effective",
"Nice",
"I can tell this is a bit photoshopped (based on the matched blending colors of the pants and sea), but upvoted anyway because this is an awesome pic!",
"I glanced at this and I thought at first it was a floating crab",
"There’s a river in CT called The Connecticut River. Connecticut means ‘the river’ is the rivers name of ‘The the river River’. \n\nCoolest fact about CT. Lol",
"If you flip her over, her hair match the sand. ",
"Lord Moldybutt?",
"[They can use this] (https://www.amazon.com/dp/B0006A4BSG/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_awdb_t1_W7ewAb3R0HM4G)",
"Maybe it's because you spoiled Star Wars to people on Reddit for fun. Nice job.",
"He like me and the guy above probably saw a stick-bug at first glance (what he's talking about) but upon further inspection it's a human hunter dude with a bow. ",
"Fuck, that's a great fuckin picture!!! FUCK!!!!",
"The thumbnail looks somewhat like a giraffe leaning over the ocean-like opaque glass covering its legs.",
"Dude, it's definitely photoshopped. Literally 0.0000000001% chance of luckily wearing jeans that just happen to match the exact gradient and colors of that particular beach, with the exact lighting and everything. ",
"You're not camouflaged. You're looking stupid for having your pants pulled up to your armpits by the way.",
"Aussie slang. You have to say it in that rool bogan voice, as I do",
"fewer fatalities",
"What are you talking about, this is just a picture of the ocean",
"I didn't know it was until I read this, and I still don't technically know for sure but I'll take your word for it.",
"looks like a cool album cover",
"She is like part water elemental, clearly...",
"my neck.\n\nmy back.",
"I thought she was holding a surfboard for a sec",
"I’m going all in against your two pair with, yes, four of a kind. \n\nTorpenhow Hill in the UK Tor, Pen and How all mean hill. So Hill Hill Hill Hill. ",
"Thats why it works so well on the Deer",
"I also like to juggle wigs and arms in front of the ocean.",
"I definitely won’t get fooled again!",
"Man I wish it would fit my phone screen",
"We’re not worthy",
"More like Photoshopflage",
"that's perfect camouflage",
"This could be 1971 or 2018. If that's a phone in her hand it's probably 2018.",
"Thank you, everyone is else making dumb jokes but I really like this piece.",
"awesome picture",
"Second that. Same goes for navy stuff and dark winter mornings. Add tired underslept drivers and you've got a recipy for an accident. That's also why I always make sure the driver has seen me and is actually letting me pass if there are not streetlights.",
"most perfect camouflage ive seen",
"Recoloring is v easy in photoshop ",
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"No, I don’t understand actually. ",
"Meant to comment this earlier, but credit to @augustosberg on Instagram.",
"Too many people are too stupid to realize even something so obvious.",
"[NOOoooOOOOOoooOOoooo!!!!](https://www.edvardmunch.org/images/paintings/the-scream.jpg)",
"By the thumbnail I saw a flamingo",
"Because his Deatheater found the horcrux his soul was placed in.",
"My man!",
"r/2meirl4meirl ",
"I too thought of bloodfeast island man when I read that.",
"nice\n",
"lol\n",
"[MFW colorblind and you see through camouflage](https://media.giphy.com/media/RX3vhj311HKLe/giphy.gif)",
"[Here's the Wiki list for redundant place names](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_redundant_place_names)",
"/r/thingsLikePeople",
"I fucking love this. Happy cake day!",
"Check out /r/thingsLikePeople for pics like this that *aren't* 'shopped. ",
"This really looks like, or well, gives me the same vibe as the album/single art from \"Lighthouse (Andrelli remix)\". Great sketch once again!",
"Good to see you back in action my dude",
"!RedditSilver",
"Yours is better!",
"Nice one! \nI was going to mention the 3 of a kind Pendle Hill, but Torpenhow beats it!",
"there's river Avon in England. in old English, Avon is river. so it's name is river river. \n\nin China there's the Huang he river. he mean river in Chinese. it should really be called the yellow river.",
"It’s Alexandra Stan.",
"whoops.",
"That’s what happens when you wear camo clothing I guess.",
"The real camo is on her left sleeve",
"OUR LORD AND SAVIOR!",
"invisible lady",
"He's been back for several days now. We must slowly lead him towards his old nemesis.",
"Love this 😍",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"i think the title should be photoshopped, but anyway",
"She missed a good opportunity to match her hair to the sand. ",
"Everyone on Reddit is a bot except for you",
"Big fat phony",
"shoot yo legs out",
"The more fucked up I've gotten as the day's gone on, the more she blends in!",
"Touché*",
"Mom? ",
"*jots down in notes* holy shit I am saving this one for later! ",
"Her fingertips are blue. It's not just photoshopped, it's clumsily photoshopped.",
"This is one of the most early 90s pics I’ve seen.",
"!redditradish ",
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"I love this shot",
"For some reason this picture gives me a feeling of nostalgia",
"Zoom in on the fingers they are blue same for the shoes. \n\n",
"wow haha",
"she has no legs😮",
"What's a camouflage?",
"Nice to see ya ",
"“Are your pants reflective? Because I can sea myself in them.”",
"Which is lame because it was probably pretty good before cheating with photoshop ",
"Last time I saw this pattern, it was being relentlessly mocked. But it seems incredibly effective.",
"One of the best things. Starts the day after Christmas and runs through mid-January. ",
"OH! TY!!",
"A lot of guys consider a day in the woods good if the see a turkey even if it's out of season. You aren't going to see many turkeys if you are wearing orange.",
"You don't need camo for a fucking deer. When they're ballin' they ain't paying attention to anything but that doe.",
"Listen all y’all it’s a camouflage ",
"I did witness it and it was the best moment of 2018 for me. ",
"Yeah it’s part of the greek mythology and IIRC Plato explains it in The Banquet ",
"Thank you I couldn’t remember where I knew this from and you reminded me!",
"Np! Happy cake day!",
"Thank you! 3years today!!",
"Navy blue",
"Woah-oh-oh-oh, Camouflage Things are never quite the way they seem\n\n",
"And it even smells like fish",
"He's been known to \"Do a number\" on a person or two. ",
"Please don't tell me mom jeans are back in style?!?!?",
"what if she put her arms behind her back? of pulled them into her shirt?",
"It's unfathomable to you why someone wouldn't wear orange, yet you also don't understand how spoiling Star Wars is harmful. I think your mental faculties are underdeveloped.",
"Mine goes to a different school. In Canada.",
"WOOOAH-OOOH CAMOUFLAGE",
"/r/accidentalcamouflage",
"What's your favorite fandom? Imagine someone spoiled that for you. Imagine the fate of a character that you've followed your entire life you learn about on Reddit because someone thinks it's funny. You got 5 seconds of joy and I got a spoiled movie I had been waiting 2 years to see.",
"Emilia Clarke's character makes the kessel run, not Han Solo ",
"I will haunt you for the rest of your life.",
"Haters will say its green screened",
"Can't see her face and still think she's cute.\n\nEdit: Looking back on my comment I realize how desperate I am. ",
"Why doesn’t she have any legs??",
"Sketched also https://imgur.com/fT39v5c",
"r/Hmmm ",
"Can people put their smartphones away for just two damn seconds? Reminds me of a pacifier or something. "
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"That absolutely blows. I’m sorry dude. ",
"Don't\nExpect\nLuggage\nTo\nArrive",
"While I have never worked for Delta, or any airline, my very first thought after looking at your post is that someone from the airline tied your bag to a long cable and dragged that shit outside the airplane from takeoff to landing. *IF* that was the case, I'm very happy to announce to you that one of the four wheels actually made it. Congratulations!",
"File a complaint. They will reimburse you for new luggage. Include photos. \n\nI also advise buying sturdier luggage. The plastic looks like it was brittle or very flimsy. ",
"I had an airline smash a similar suitcase, and their stance was, \"It's not our fault you have a breakable suitcase.\"",
"Yeah, look how thin that shell is. That was some cheapo Chinese special from Amazon. This is why you spend more than $19.99 for a suit case. ",
"Excellent case study in why not to buy hard shell luggage. Or at least not the cheap ones.",
"Yep, my belongings came back in a trash bag, the torn luggage (missing top flap) separately. I was told I wasn't eligible for reimbursement \"because it didn't catch on fire.\" WTF?!",
"🎶Because we’re Delta airlines, and life is a fucking nightmare🎶",
"LOL That's great. If it *had* caught fire, I wonder what excuse they'd use.\n\n\"It appears your aftershave leaked and contributed to the fire already in progress, so we're actually going to bill you for the cleaning of the luggage truck.\"",
"that suitcase looks awfully cheap and brittle. my guess is that some baggage handler threw it, it exploded, and then they bagged the rest of it up so it wouldn't continue to degrade. Also could have been raining, so the bag acts as a cover. lesson to be learned: dont buy cheap, shitty luggage. ",
"Which airports? I only ask because I'm curious if the airline was the baggage handler or if they outsource like SeaTac does with Menzies. ",
"[You know what to do](http://the-frat-pack.com/blog/wp-content/uploads/2009/08/airplane-focker.jpg)",
"I think that's pretty screwed up. ",
"/r/UnexpectedMulaney ",
"I've been on 10+ trips with that suitcase and never had a problem with it. ",
"Just got back from an overnight stay in Atlanta, courtesy of Delta Airlines! We had a 2 hour layover for customs, first flight took off an hour late and landed 15 minutes behind schedule. We then sat in the plane for another 20 while they tried to get the walkway to move. After all that they had 4 customs agents working to get everyone through security. Our flight left about 10 minutes after rechecking our bags, so just long enough for them to be put on the flight without us. God I hate Atlanta",
"But it did arrive!",
"It looks super cheap... I'd say you got your money's worth",
"I totally expected this.",
"/r/trashy ",
"I always said Doesn't Ever Leave The Airport, but yours fits even better.",
"Get off my Reddit feed Kenneth 😂",
"Looks like they used it to jack up the plane",
"Solution: always pack highly combustible material in your luggage, so if it’s damaged, you’ll get reimbursed ",
"ayyyy",
"Yep you can't shatter the standard cloth- whatever it is ones. You can only make them look like shit. After 4-5 years just reinvest ",
"Hey Mr. IBelieveEveryoneInstantly: This couldn't just be someone with a really shitty and beat up suitcase that finally died on a flight and is trying to blame Delta and get a new suitcase out of it...\n\nNope couldn't be that... Has to be the big evil Delta. Fucking corporations always evil, but those god damn people< I bet they are always nice and never lie and never try to manipulate corporations.\n\nFuck off.",
"Damn these users really want to defend the airline ",
"The airline fucked up this guy's bag but some how you come to the defense of the air line by accusing this guy of trying to run some kind of scam \n \nEdit: couldn't be something like this happening, right? \n\nhttps://youtu.be/vz_Sxh4526w",
"There are 2 types of suitcases: Those which destroy other suitcases, and those which get destroyed. Choose wisely. ",
"Wtf are you taking about? It looks pretty new to me. It's obvious they mishandled the bag, three of the wheels broke off the bag completely ",
"Now we know where The Incredible Hulk had been working",
"something can be cheap *and* new",
"Give me a break, air lines are notorious for mishandling bags here's just one example with many more on YouTube \n\nhttps://youtu.be/vz_Sxh4526w",
">Thank \"eest-bunny\", BRAWK, BRAWK!!",
"shitty life protips?",
"That's why I fly with Pelican cases!",
"Yeah the baggage handler threw it. What are they doing throwing luggage again?",
"American tore a seam in mine this past November, I was pretty pissed when I rolled it into the baggage office. The person on duty told me I could have a new suitcase, and went and rolled one out of the back still in the plastic wrap with tags. Was pretty impressed.",
"Yup, truly a horrible airport, and so many airlines have such small connection windows there with terminals so far apart.",
"But it doesn't look like it was made to last. I travel for a living and wouldn't expect a suitcase like that to last more than a few vacations. It doesn't make the fact that it got destroyed okay in any way. I'm just saying it looks like cheap plastic. \n\nLook. File a complaint and then see what they will do for you. If they say \"go buy a suitcase and we will reimburse you\" get a samsonite made of fabric. Those plastic suitcases are not going to withstand the test of time. ",
"That luggage looks just as low-quality as Delta Airlines though. And I hate Delta. ",
"Yeah literally all of them do that to every parcel all of the time. Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know shit about ramp agents hah",
"First off: Looks like a fairly crappy hard shell suitcase. If you are going to buy hard shell you need to buy a good once. Otherwise, just buy the cloth suitcase it will work better.\n\nSecond: From below your suitcase has already been through a fair amount abuse. I'd like to see a picture from immediately before this trip because I have found that a LOT of people ahve shitty luggage and then they send in on a plane and it finally falls apart and they try to blame the airline and cause it to go viral and get free luggage.\n\nThe airline didn't break the luggage: the luggage was at the end of its life and it could have been any airline and the same would ahve probably happened.\n\nMay or may not be the case here: But from the way that one looks to be broken I am thinking your suitcase was already weakened and abused and you're just trying to get a free one from a photo going viral or some such.",
"\"well, your luggage did catch on fire, so normally we would reimburse you, but it's sadly the second tuesday after a full moon and that should make it obvious that we won't reimburse you.\"",
"What I was trying to say is, \"don't do that shit.\"",
"I read that in Jack Sparrow's voice for some reason.",
"In your mind is that what it takes to make sure bags aren't smashed? Really you just have to be a little careful, not throw the bag or drop it from up high and it should be fine. Ops bag looks like it was dropped from a height or crushed. ",
"You're completely right!\nI intentionally went on a trip with an already broken suitcase because its so much fun when it falls apart completely!\n\nAre you fucking serious?\n\n",
"What a surprise, that's the airport I came from...",
"The airline treated this guy's bag with the utmost respect, but somehow you come to the defense of person by accusing the airline (and it's people) of always being careless and reckless.\n\nIt couldn't be someone trying to use social media to get free stuff, right?",
"Never buy a hard case luggage. Even when properly handled, the whole setup is to be as fast and efficient as possible. Luggage is stacked under a mountain of other luggage which can break these bags alone seen in the picture. Machines pushes and drops luggage between conveyor belts. Most of these hard cased luggage is meant for style, not durability.",
"I was expecting they would go into the back, pick up an unclaimed bag, dump the contents, and give you the suitcase.",
"There's no way his bag just exploded like that on its own. ",
"Even if this plastic was flimsy, the bag wouldn't be that fucked up unless it was dropped from up high or crushed. It's obvious that this bag was mishandled, there's no debating that. You seriously think that the bag just exploded because it was dropped 1 or 2 feet? ",
"“Well sir, if that is the case, then I’d like to point out that you have a breakable arm.”",
"The ensuing civil suit would be a great outing for you wouldn't it?",
"*WE TOOK OFF WHILE YOU WERE IN THE BATHROOM*",
"what civil suit? It's not my fault he has shitty personal effects. Hell, I'll charge him for the damages to my loading ramp.",
"Anyone can sue anyone in civil court for anything, if he feels you \"manhandled\" his belongings and you've already publicly admitted to it, he might feel like he can get compensated for you intentionally damaging his personal effects.",
"Of course I won't publicly admit to it. That would just be stupid.",
"but you already did... a court order could easily get Reddit to identify you.",
"You’re a little fat girl, aren’t you?\n\nSAY IT!!",
"*I'm a little fat girl*",
"Isn’t Delta Airlines the one that have a safety video where they use memes to demonstrate?",
"the luggage was not made of asbestos.",
"Yeah right, I had nice cloth luggage, zippers disappeared, handles were torn off. Baggage handlers rape your bags. Airline should pay for it, not just welp I paid $50 for them to check this bag they can rape the fuck out of my bag and my wallet who cares.. wah..wah. Your apathy is pathetic. ",
"Same",
"Heh, looks like the cheapo I bought off Amazon and had a wheel get ripped off on it's first voyage. ",
"If your bag won't handle being dropped from 10 ft (3 M) then it is not suitable for travel. Seriously... ",
"You're a ramp agent who doesn't throw luggage? So that makes you a liar ",
"Fuck that, if the airline is paying, go Briggs & Riley.",
"Dropped? that thing looks like it got stuck in a wood chipper...",
"Because we *HATE* you!",
"I saw that luggage appear in the stores last year and wondered if anybody would be stupid enough to buy it. It appears to have performed as I expected it would.",
"Mine has been Delivering Everything (but) Luggage To Atlanta.",
"How? Do you want to put me in jail for saying something that I didn't do? Are we punishing people now for thought crimes?",
"...Ok then.",
"Or a really good ramp agent. That's like saying you can't be a good parent without hitting your kids. ",
"Next time buy a [Pelican](http://www.pelican.com/us/en/products/luggage/) suitcase",
"At that point I would purchase 365 stamps, 365 envelopes, 365 labels and print 365 letters asking for a reimbursement. They would receive one letter in the mail every single day.",
"Nice, but their full-sized suit case weighs half what you're allowed to put on the plane. :-)\n\nAppropriate for gear, perhaps, but I'd not bother putting clothing in it.",
"I prefer the one where the Emergency Exit is demonstrated by a groom bolting from the wedding when the lights go out.",
"Did it fall out of the plane?",
"So you would spend like $300 sending letters to a company that doesn't give a fuck what you have to say? For that price you could just buy a new suitcase. ",
"Oh wow I didn't think of it that way thank you for your wisdom internet stranger!",
"In all fairness it looks like it went through a car compactor",
"Your fault for not having volcano proof luggage",
"At least yours arrived ;_;",
"Looks like that American Tourister gorilla is on the loose again!",
"Looks like it got ran over. Ive had that happen before ",
"neh, go cheap and get another after the smash.",
"Oh man that’s suuuch a good scam go on a flight that the ticket costs more than the luggage you brought then beat the luggage with a sledge hammer hoping they buy you new luggage",
"The fact that you have been downvoted is everything wrong with america",
"Welcome to Reddit.",
"That's not broken because it's been dropped, even if it is shit. Its had 3 out of 4 of the wheels ripped off, that's been jammed somewhere it shouldn't have been. ",
"\"Because we're Delta Airlines and life is a fucking nightmare!\"",
"At least they were kind enough to put it in a bag to prevent loosing your items.\n\nThe point of a suit case is to protect the items inside, that’s why they won’t do any thing for minor scruffs or tears.\n\nAlso if you go to the baggage desk before you leave the Airport for that amount of damage they will have options for you (new suitcase or pay to replace or fix). Once you leave the airport and then try to report it, it’s (usually) game over for any reimbursement.",
"It's like they didn't even care.",
"I went away recently and the guy who was driving us to the airport was talking about how he picked up someone with a cheap case like the one in the photo.\n\nApparently when it was dropped onto the wheels they snapped off.\nIt's the first thing I thought of when I saw this photo.",
"A bag can explode like that from moving around on the conveyors. Another bag can slide onto it and crush it. It could get crushed by the weight as it gets loaded onto the large crates (for the big wide body aircraft) etc.\n\nThe point being that air travel is tough on bags. It actually is: Sometimes teh handlers are shit, and sometimes the bag is shit.\n\nI have seen many a person try and weasel their way into free shit and free bags from airlines that it definitely no longer surprises me that people try to do this.",
"Thumbnail looks like an olden days cellphone.",
"Delta Airlines are the best in owning up to thwir mistakes! File a complaint as suggested previously and you will be pleasantly surprised by thwir superior customer service! This from a customer with no affiliation.",
"Found the self righteous dick clown that thinks anyone cares about their principles.",
"Hardsided cloth bag. American ripped the top handle off of it at DCA, when I brought it to the baggage office they told me to take it home, unpack it, bring it back to the airport, and come get it when it's fixed. \n\nFuck yourselves, just give me the cost of that bag new. Was it really cheaper for you to send the damn thing to Dallas, pay someone to stitch, screw, and staple it back together, and ship it back?",
"while i generally agree, hard luggage is better if you have fragile things. like, i wouldnt put a laptop or an xbox in a soft suitcase under a mountain of luggage\n\n> Most of these hard cased luggage is meant for style, not durability.\n\nonly sort of true. there are plenty of durable suitcases out there that use their durability as a selling point",
"as carry on i suppose? checking baggage doesnt matter nearly as much",
"> Anyone who thinks otherwise doesn't know shit about ramp agents\n\ni imagine most people dont...",
"On the flip side, it looks like you’re in the market for new luggage. If you travel frequently I would suggest any 22” Luggage Works. Most flight crew have either LW or Travel Pro. Both are great and have great warranties. Pricey though.",
"Or if you already had some reason to go somewhere and you do so often and needed a new bag... You could say pack your bag like normal (even though it is completely beat to shit), and then eventually you are going to take a trip where the bag busts just due to normal handling on an airline. Then you make a big stink about it and try to get it to go viral and then get new free luggage from Delta.",
"Gotta love minimum wage workers ",
"Found the self righteous dick clown that thinks anyone cares about their principles.",
"Rhod Gilbert? https://youtu.be/OISGykO6Z7U",
"They look great for random searches by the TSA. ",
"When you've got a lot of luggage and not much time you're not going to be too careful.",
"Let’s go see if Southwest has a flight.",
"Aye, he shouldn't cheap out on the luggage.",
"It was nice of them to put it in a trash bag after it was dropped at 35,000 ft and the plane ran over it. ",
"It's the rummmm ",
"Yes it is still cheaper because 90% of people won't bother to go through that process to have the airline pay for the bag",
"Why is the plastic so thin? Hope you didn't spend much on it.",
"This guy gets it.",
"Plastics will eventually turn brittle over time. Cheap plastic turns brittle faster than durable plastic. You've got your money's worth. Don't buy cheap hard shell luggage. ",
"Same with mine from frontier air ",
"Back in 2010 my wife and I went to America for a holiday. Her boss lent her a suitcase to use. About half way through our holiday the when we picked up our suitcase and it had been busted open. Inside was a note from customs basically saying that they have the right to break the suitcase in order to check it. The shittest part was it wasn't locked. Instead of just unclipping the clips they broke it open instead. For the rest of the holiday we had to use a suitcase that would not close unless we used a strap wrapped around it. Then at the end my wife had to give her boss back a broken suitcase.",
"Yes, file a complaint, you'll definitely win the case.....",
"O hai. I nor the other occupants of this flight would give a fuck if my suitcase caught fire due to our inability to discuss this predicament via phone AND Ouija technology. ",
"Same procedure in Copenhagen airport. The baggage handling company will offer you a new suitcase of a similar type that you can take with you right away (and they let you keep your damaged suitcase).\n\nIt is probably cheaper for them than having to go through the process of paying the cost of the luggage that was damaged out to you.",
"Use Rimowa. Expensive but sturdy.. ",
"It arrived gift-wrapped, you ungrateful cur!",
"Fuck off",
"And again, thinking anyone cares about what you think. Do full of yourself. ",
"Those shithead airlines are the only assholes who get away with this. If a hotel did this to your bags you'd get paid. Anyone else, you'd get paid. But these jackasses literally wrote it into the fine print that they can destroy your shit and not have to care. ",
"How does a suitcase \"look\" cheap?",
"Someone on another thread said there's luggage that beats up other luggage and luggage that gets beat up. This looks like the latter.",
"All I can think of is comedian John Maleney ( I hope I spelled his name right). \"Welcome to Delta Airlines where life is a fucking nightmare. \"",
"Okaaaaaaaaay 😂",
"It's thin. And it exploded. Good luggage is heavy and doesn't explode ",
"Or dropped from 15,000 ft to the airfield? ",
"This - one of the major airline broke my luggage, i submitted pictures and a link for what a brand new one of the same model on Amazon cost and they sent me the money for a new one. ",
"Yeah, that was my stance. They didn't care one bit. It was obviously a case of \"look, they told us not to break any luggage so the company doesn't have to pay for it, but if we do, we have to deny that it's our fault no matter what so the company still doesn't have to pay for it.\"",
"...he said, just before the TASER probes sunk into his neck.",
"Easy to find what you're looking for if you don't have to look past yourself.\n\nThat sounds like something you'd say. You can use it if you like.",
"Agreed.",
"At least you got your luggage back. I'm getting fucked hard by Delta. After complying with crew-member instructions my luggage got left behind, and a Delta representative in ATL told me to 'disobey crew member instructions the next time you're on a plane.' I wish I had that recorded.",
"It looks like Delta treated your luggage as if it was a doctor",
"Most likely multiple accounts being used by a deta airlines pr person to do their job. Happens all the time.",
"Looks like they let you off with a warning",
"Couldnt hold the weight of a forklift. Just junk.",
"Wasnt Delta but one time I was out of room in my carry on and I put my laptop in the middle of all of my clothes in the bag I checked and they still managed to shatter the screen. They treat your belongings better on a cheap bus than they do when you pay $500+ for a plane ticket.",
"That's no Samsonite!",
"Looks like it survived a plane crash",
"Shitty hardshell luggage is shitty.",
"Atlanta airport by any chance?",
"Nice. I travel for a living (18 years and going, 10+ months a year) and this is only the second time an airline has destroyed my suitcase. The first time was over 15 years ago, and at that time the didn't replace or reimburse anything, basically I was told I was s.o.l. I don't buy expensive luggage because of the frequency I travel, the set that was recently destroyed came from Wal-Mart as a 4-5 piece set, and lasted a good 4-5 years. It was on it's last legs and would have needed replaced soon, but 75$ for 4-5 years is a good deal to me.",
"I doubt they would reimburse a Briggs. \n\nThey are the best suitcases on the market. ",
"Yes sir",
"When you look at the throughput of that airport, it's one of the best to be honest.\n\nSource: travel for work",
"I'm sure anyone that works there works their ass off. I avoid it like the plague when I book my travel though.",
"Yes but they won't be the 50 dollars you want to spend. ",
"Everyone has that one airport we hate. Mine is jfk. ",
"If you plan to keep traveling invest in a Briggs and riley. They have a phenomenal lifetime warranty and all repair/replace damaged luggage. It will be the last luggage set you ever buy... and it rolls so much smoother than cheap luggage. ",
"When I was a baggage handler, I learned that most \"hard shell\" type luggage was just broken luggage waiting to happen. It's also harder to stack in an aircraft properly, harder to handle in general. This looks like those quasy hard shell ones that are still quite flexible, they get brittle in the cold of the cargo hold at altitude. Or if it's just cold out. \n\nThey crack easily, and once cracked, they don't do a damn thing to make the contents any safer. \n\nBest bet is to just stick to the typical fabric rolling bags everyone seems to be using. \n\nStill, the airline owes you some money for this though. Typically when things like this would happen at my airline, these bags would go to the lost baggage desk, or the oversize collection gate, so that an agent could right away talk to the customer about resolving the issue, though every airline and every base handle things like this differently. ",
"Strangely enough everything I have ever put in just a trash bag and checked has shown up undamaged. ",
"A lot of flight crew and attendants use [LuggageWorks](http://www.luggageworks.com/browse-products/executive-series-1/executive-22-bag.html) or Travelpro. They're expensive as hell, but can basically be used and repaired indefinitely unless they get eaten alive. They also easily fall under the \"destroy other suitcases\" category.",
"Crew member here. Don't do that. Politely (key word) ask if they could fit one more bag. Most will try to help you out if you treat us like human beings. If they say no, comply with crew member instructions if you want to make it to your final destination. ",
"People keep shot talking hard shell but its the only way to keep your SO from overstaffing the luggage. ",
"Thanks man, do you have any suggestions which one to buy for my next trips?",
"Did they frame you for murder?",
"The airport is in charge of bag sorting, not the airline. Though I guess it could still be torn up during load and unload.",
"This might help https://www.ytravelblog.com/best-suitcases-for-travel/\n\nGoes into way more detail than I could. They might even contradict some of the claims I make. \n\nWhen I was a baggage handler, the best ones had a handle at both ends, easy to pick up and move around. Anything without proper handles, things get ripped off, or people get hurt trying to move them. \n\nThe bags I use now when travelling are those typical black fabric rolling suitcases, the big versions of common business carry on luggage. They tend to have a handle between the wheels, as well as on the side and top, and the pull out handle for rolling around. Just make sure the pull out handle locks closed properly. When those stick out at the airport, they get broken. ",
"And yet I haven't been to any flights where my luggage became shattered and had to be put into a bag.",
"I use solid adamantium steel",
"That's what happens when you buy your luggage from toys r us. ",
"While we're on this topic...is Tumi worth the price tag? Where should I be looking?",
"Toss a brick in the Jet engine. Sorry not my fault that you have breakable engines.",
"My dad has worked in airports for 15 years, and always comments on how these types of luggage break like this.\n\n\nget a strong cloth one.",
"I had a $900 camera stolen from my locked bag after Delta sent it to the wrong state. After filing a claim their response was “sorry can’t help you” and I got nothing.\n\nFuck Delta. Fuck Delta. FUCK DELTA.",
"Did they use it to replace a broken piece of landing gear?",
"Ah. You wouldn't be the first person that thinks being a dick towards me is going to solve a problem I have 0 control over. \n\nSorry bout your camera through. That blows. ",
"Wasn’t being a dick to you at all. Not sure why you interpreted my comment as an attack on anything but Delta. Delta had a habit of fucking up and taking no responsibility for doing so.",
"I don't think Tumi is worth the price. They fall apart too easily and they're bulky. Most Tumi bags I have seen don't fit in a standard overhead bin, which means you will have to check it more often. Tumi used to be very good quality, but like everything else quality is sacrificed for profits. If you want to splurge go for a Briggs and Riley. They truly are the best. \n\nI use Travel Pro (flight crew series only), and while it isn't a Briggs, it's what most crew members use and the parts are easy to change out if something breaks. I am a flight attendant and have used mine for 3 years and have only had to replace the handle and wheels once. Keep in mind that I use this thing daily, multiple flights a day. I have drug it around the world through snow, sand, mud, and gravel. It has even survived a handful of rubbing alcohol baths after a bed bug scare. Also, I am hard on my luggage and tend to throw it into the trunk of my car like a sack of potatoes. \n\nTL;DR: Don't but a Tumi. Get a Briggs and Riley or Travel Pro. ",
"That really does suck. One time they broke a hook off my crew bag and refused to replace it because I am an employee and my flight (to work!) was free. \n\nFrom my understanding they seem to be pretty good about making things right for paying passengers when it comes to baggage, but that's not my department so I can't say why they wouldn't have paid you back. Always bring your valuables on the plane if you can! I've had photographers bring their equipment on board and ask if I could help them find a spot for it because they were afraid to check it. Usually their is room in the closet. ",
"Thank you! I have an ebags bag (like $60 new) for carry-on and it's worn surprisingly well over the years, but I'd like to upgrade soon.",
"if you have the receipt for the luggage that may help too\n",
"Ebags are pretty great too! ",
"3 fuck heads were probably playing monkey in the middle.",
"Ah, but you HAVE heard of me!",
"I don't travel often, but absolutely LOVE my Travelpro!",
"I was beyond polite the entire time the frustration has built over the last 4 weeks. I graciously complied because I know the consequences but now I'm missing my suit, shirt, etc. \n\nMy garment bag was placed in the stewardess closet when I boarded. The flight was initially delayed because of the ATL power outage. After an hour on the plane we were told to de-board. I asked the stewardess for my bag and she told me to leave it on board, without a luggage tag, since we would return to the plane shortly. I *politely* asked one more time but was not going to disobey crew member instructions since it is a federal crime. Later when I realized the flight might be cancelled I asked staff at SDQ and flight crew if I or anyone could get my bag, they said ‘no, the plane is locked.’ The flight was canceled and I was told I had to leave the airport with my bag on the plane. I saw the stewardess the next day and learned she was able to get on the plane and find my bag but passengers and crew were shuttled to different areas. She told me she put the bag back into the closet. The next day, she saw me and said she would get the bag for me since we were flying on the same plane. She did not know the plane had done a flight in-between. She came back telling me it was gone and possible at the SDQ office. Staff in SDQ said they had nothing. And now you know why I'm missing my baggage. Every number I call gets my routed somewhere else constantly claiming another department can help but after I'm connected I'm told I shouldn't have been transferred to them. Can you help guide me?",
"Wow. First of all, that flight attendant should know better! I tell every passenger getting off the plane in a situation like this to take all of their personal belongings. Always. They could reroute the aircraft, cancel the flight, etc. If that happens again just tell the FA you will be taking another route and would like to have all of your belongings. They can't deny you your personal belongings- and you wouldn't be violating crew instructions. \n\nI don't know what department would take care of this. Try reaching out on Twitter. Explain that you keep getting the run around and be sure to mention that you were told by the FA to leave your bag on the plane. Delta can track the aircraft and see where it went to after you got off. I hate to say this, but if it ended up in SDQ there is a high probability it was taken by a cleaner or pulled off during a security sweep. If it was turned into a gate agent it is probably at the lost and found. \n\nTry Twitter. Give them as much info as you can. They will hopefully put you in touch with the right person. Once an item goes missing it's hard to track down. Keep pushing. Ask to speak to a supervisor if you keep getting the run around. Write a letter to Ed Bastian (CEO) if you have to. That flight attendant made a mistake and it cost you money. \n\n",
"Yeah, you'd go to federal prison. Even if the plane was already on fire. Because 'justice?' Not what you'd call a \"real thing\" in this country.",
"Elhawko357.... you just made me laugh so hard!!!!!!!! ",
"Thank you so much Forever_Jet_Lagged. I was planning to go to Twitter this week since it just hit the 1 month mark. Much appreciated. I'll let you know if anything comes of it.",
"Best of luck! "
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My luggage arrived in a trashbag. Thanks Delta Airlines!
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[
"That last part could summarize Australia",
"This looks like a shitty art car at Burning Man.",
"Looks like he's got some \"bling, bling\"",
"Hm. I only see beauty, with some sand on it. ",
"I accidentally double clicked and saw [this](https://i.imgur.com/SqIiHL8.jpg) at first",
"“It bit me and I died... got this pic though. Posting from Aussie heaven”"
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This colorful fist-sized decapod I met in Australia. Potentially not lethally venomous.
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[
"It looks like your ice maker could be malfunctioning",
"Oh so we are going to avoid the elephant in the room? I see.... OK... well what ever.... Let's not talk about the giant pillar of ice.",
"I think the drop ceiling is the worst part of this pic",
"It looks like it's working better than expected.",
"Am I the only one who thinks it will be easier to clean it while it is frozen?"
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The heater is broken
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/r/pics/comments/7priur/little_cowboy_in_a_water_drop/
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[
"Was that made up in photoshop? Or is it real?",
"I took this with a nikon dslr camera and a couple flashes. Used an eye dropper into a pyrex dish full of water. The tricky part is getting the splash of one drop to hit the next drop. There are fancy devices with sensors that do everything for you, but I prefer to do it all by myself. Takes a whole lot of tries though. [Here] (https://imgur.com/gallery/F8APn) is an album with a few more I have done. ",
"Here is an [album] (https://imgur.com/gallery/SykOI) with some of my more \"creative\" pics. Thanks for checking them out. ",
"I just checked the album and I have to tell you that I loved it! You put a lot of effort in it and those drops probably took very long time to get.\nI always say: Do what you love!\nThank you for sharing your work 😁",
"Thanks! That means a lot. I posted another album in the comments with more of my pics if you want to check it out. ",
"I love them! You're very good at it, very good job!\nShame some people that are actually good doing something don't get often recognized, and sometimes we see people getting famous for stupid things. Thank you for sharing your work 😊"
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Little cowboy in a water drop
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/r/pics/comments/7prjou/look_what_i_just_found_from_10_years_ago/
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[
"Who cares?",
"Not you ",
"You're not wrong. But let's see what the other commenters think about... oh... nevermind. Let's just tally up the score...\n\nPeople who don't care: ~7,000,000,000\n\nPeople who do care: **0**"
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Look what I just found from 10 years ago
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/r/pics/comments/7prke5/mosque_in_vancouver_helping_the_less_fortunate/
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[
"From 2016 I think. It’s a repost. ",
"Repost, take your bullshit somewhere else. Attention seeking whore.",
"Triggered much? Thanks for the insult\n\nReported",
"/u/jorkundra, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nRepost from yesterday \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jorkundra&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7prke5/mosque_in_vancouver_helping_the_less_fortunate/?context=10\\))",
"Now I'm a wanted man! *Reddit Police Sirens in the distance* Nooo!\n\nStill a repost dude, and you used the same source that was posted 2 days ago. Come on man..\n\nOh look, your post got removed. Justiceee!"
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Mosque in Vancouver helping the less fortunate
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/r/pics/comments/7prmml/why_are_there_no_horror_films_with_penguins/
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[
"No kidding... That’s gawd awful!",
"Because this picture is fake obviously. Penguins are adorable. ",
"[I think we all know the answer to that.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tF15q9QqF-8)",
"I can't answer your question OP, but I'm fairly certain that right now, some lonely soul is looking at that open gullet and slowly unzipping his pants...",
"Boi if you /r/furry_irl",
"Ask late night SyFy and their unending torrent of C movies.",
"Danny DeVito already covered all the evils of penguins in \"Batman Returns\".",
"If you think that's horrifying, you don't want to know what the other end is like. Trust me.\n\n*zips up*\n\n...yes, to shreds.",
"Because they waddle. It's too cute.",
"That's terrifying..",
"I’d appreciate it if you would stop hanging out in my closet, this is my last warning. ",
"[Let me introduce you to my friend, Leopard Seal](https://i.imgur.com/WbzkW.jpg)",
"Oh Jesus! For a second there I thought I'd have to slap down another r/showerthoughts",
"~~Ringu~~ Pingu",
"Smooches!",
"[Drink Bud Ice...](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPoSur4O4Y)\n\n[But, uh...](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EVWtq-_VYk8)\n\n[Beware of the penguins.](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=W3ksf3Oe8cU)\n",
"dooby dooby doo. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNPoSur4O4Y",
"Don't worry, season two of [\"One Punch Man\"](https://i.imgur.com/QTWnq42.jpg) is gonna be insane.",
"[Cookie the Penguin loves people!](https://youtu.be/3wTWWjYTe1I)",
"[This used to be my keyring](https://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mv5UiNNmXdK8pbO_AelqOYw.jpg)",
"The Penguin in The Wrong Trousers scared me as a kid",
"Because there's no survivers to write about it ",
"Futurama - The Birdbot of Ice-Catraz",
"/u/jimkirk89, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jimkirk89&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7prmml/why_are_there_no_horror_films_with_penguins/?context=10\\))"
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Why are there no horror films with penguins?
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[
"That granny is badass. Her husband looks use to it. ",
"Granny looks like she still called Brazil nuts \"Ni**er Toes.\"",
"And granddad can't be fussed about gun safety.",
"CAREFUL GRANDAD!!! 🙈",
"Gramps ‘bout to kneecap Grams",
"Are I am and other people supposed to be impressed by this shit?",
"Cast members from the film \"Deliverance\".",
"/u/koopzilla, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/koopzilla&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7prond/granny_looks_shes_used_that_a_few_times/?context=10\\))",
"Are I am know right!",
"Word—allow me to correct: “Am I supposed to be impressed by this shit?” I was going to say ‘we’ but I felt it rather inappropriate to include the rest of humanity.",
"Haha no worries , I’m just fucking around "
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Granny looks she's used that a few times
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[
"dude, the hell?",
"What thinly cut meats bother you? it's a place where you grill your own food at the table....this meat is, juicy and Goooood",
"ohhhhhh now i c. i thought you ate that meat like a wild wolf! ",
"Most of the time i do, but this time i was in public, and i had to resist the urge sadly :(",
"v:<",
"turn that frown upside down...",
":) "
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Yakiniku Style
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[
"And shes still Hot!\n",
"It's literally her entire job to be hot, and she hasn't retired yet.",
"And my ding dong recreates the same reaction it had to the iconic Pepsi Super Bowl ad 26 years ago or whatever.",
"She still got the looks ",
"She is still hot."
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Cindy Crawford recreates iconic Pepsi Super Bowl ad 26 years later
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"You’re marrying a rabbit? ",
"You're engaged to a bunny?",
"*fiancee",
"Plot twist: picture was taken last year."
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My fiancé when she was little
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/r/pics/comments/7prtxr/somebody_drew_a_penis_in_the_snow_at_school/
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"Somebody? Or you? ",
"haha, I promise it wasn't me. I just found it while combing through some footage I took",
"It has happened in every schoolyard when it gets covered in snow. "
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Somebody drew a penis in the snow at school
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[
"Ouch. How did you get such a bruise?",
"I fell down a flight of polished marble stairs due to wet feet from just coming out of the pool. This all occurred while on vacation. No broken bones though, so I consider myself lucky! ",
"Yikes! Glad you’re okay (no broken bones)! That definitely could have been so much worse. "
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My Bruised Leg
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/r/pics/comments/7prw5e/2_rock_formations_1_tripod_1_really_long/
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[
"\"The ciiircle of liiife!\"",
"Looks like it was worth the effort--awesome shot! ",
"I freaking love skyline views! What a great shot. I could soak in this view for hours if I was there in real life.",
"From the tone of the title I was expecting a visual dick pun or something.",
"Where is this?",
"We are standing on top of the third flatiron above Boulder, CO",
"I've actually done something similar once before...while programming my intervalometer, I set it to only take 1 picture...It took one picture five minutes after I left it, then failed to take any more pictures while I climbed the big alpine spire I had it pointed at. derp.",
"Would be unfortunate if you went to all this effort and someone just came by and took your gear lol.",
"Thanks! We sat up there for as long as we could, but eventually had to descend so that we could sleep before getting up for work in the morning. \n\nThat being said, I've spent many cumulative hours on the flatiron summits taking in the views in all my years climbing them. It's incredible up there, and I highly suggest checking the flatirons out if you're ever in Boulder.",
"Thanks!",
"That would be...very unfortunate indeed!\n\nI've been doing this style of photography for many years now without a problem though. It probably has to do with the fact that I usually put my camera in very inaccessible locations.",
"For real though that's a nice picture. Initially I said that's the ugliest picture of the ocean I've ever seen, before realizing it's a city and im an idiot. How long did to have the timer set.? ",
"good for you, man. I'd be really proud of this photo if I were you.",
"Super cool!!!",
"I had it take a picture every minute or so for about an hour and a half. That way I can make a timelapse out of all the photos later!",
"That's pretty darn cool"
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2 rock formations, 1 tripod, 1 really long self-timer, and a whole lot of climbing...I finally got a picture I've always dreamt about!
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/r/pics/comments/7prznu/oc_planes_fly_over_the_garden_of_the_gods_below/
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[
"I must be blind; I don't see the planes ",
"I don't think you've zoomed to 100% because they are obvious when viewed at 100%\n\nThere's a cloud right below the highest mountain peak. Two airplanes fly between the camera and that cloud. ",
"I see them now. A bit hard to see on the small phone screen "
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[OC] Planes fly over the Garden of the Gods below Pike's Peak - January 11, 2018 - Colorado Springs, Colorado
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/r/pics/comments/7ps113/disney_is_putting_star_wars_stickers_on_bananas/
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[
"I think it's Dole putting them on. They're probably paying Disney for the privilege, in the hopes that sales will increase as a result. It's silly, but probably the least immoral thing a fruit company has ever done.",
"Not even the produce isles are safe! The amount of merch/licensing deals Disney is doing with StarWars has got to be unprecedented. What other franchise has been licensed out this much? ",
"I saw these last summer and said to.myaelf, \"this is getting absurd\" \n\nYesterday I refused to buy a certain package of paper towels and bought a different one because it had star wars on it. ",
"I was buying make up and it even had stickers on foundation. Star wars should leave the make up alone and also our food ",
"Did it have a star wars print? It's just weird how it all has no reference at with star wars ",
"It was on the packaging ",
"Star wars is taking over our life ",
"Annoying as hell"
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Disney is putting Star Wars stickers on bananas.
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/r/pics/comments/7ps469/just_an_exceptionally_beautiful_mushroom_from_a/
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[
"Mushrooms are more animal that plants. ",
"I'm always happy to learn that others find mushrooms aesthetically pleasing. This is a good mushroom.",
"'Nice little Mushroom, cute little' Munch..."
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Just an exceptionally beautiful mushroom from a survey
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/r/pics/comments/7ps54o/the_picture_nasa_doesnt_want_you_to_see/
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[
"Is that Ice around the edge of the flat earth, or is it Trump's wall ?",
"Then why am I seeing it? ",
"What's up with time zones? If the earth were a disk it's entire surface should be lit up at the same time. ",
"Technically, It still isn’t flat in that picture",
"And what about gravity too? Are we all just being thrusting up word?",
"Its a cone.",
"The truth is always somewhere in the middle",
"Word",
"He did promise to keep out aliens",
"TIL: i flew around the world when i took a flight from Virginia to Tokyo... yet somehow saw Alaska? /s",
"Prove it.",
"[a video you might find interesting] (https://youtu.be/mUxmCXSmtVo)",
"Don't do this. If they don't understand science, they won't understand photoshop.",
"Earthbound aliens, not interstellar aliens!",
"Since flat earthers don't believe in gravity, instead believing that the force holding us onto the planet is it accelerating upwards, then this shot would be impossible do to the inability to have an orbit.",
">[a video you might find interesting] (https://youtu.be/mUxmCXSmtVo)\n\nIf the sun were closer to that pegboard and the rays then not perpendicular to the ground, you could still get the shadow - no shadow phenomenon. Not that I believe flat Earth horseshit. But this video doesn't do a good enough job.",
"You're nitpicking",
">Is that Ice around the edge of the flat earth, or is it Trump's wall ?\n\nIt's frosting. Yum yum yum yum yum",
"Real Eyes Realize Real Lies. /s",
"The real conspiracy is always in the comments.",
"They will tell you the sun is small and it can only lit a small radius of flat earth just under it and as it rotates around the north pole it creates the time zone. To whom you may reply, \"then why is the sun not the brightest star at night?\" you will see a vain or two pop out as what they believe start making no sense in their head. ",
"Why would we be taught it's round if it's flat? Who benefits from misinforming so many people like that, and how?",
"Damn astronauts are covering the 4 elephants and the turtle.",
"Each that model does not preclude rockets leaving the earth. All the rocket must do is accelerate faster than 9.8 m/s/s. Which, of course, they already do.",
"Each that model does not preclude rockets leaving the earth. All the rocket must do is accelerate faster than 9.8 m/s/s. Which, of course, they already do.",
"Even that model does not preclude rockets leaving the earth. All the rocket must do is accelerate faster than 9.8 m/s/s. Which, of course, they already do.",
"Yeah, I dont blame em! Look how filthy that space suit is, dont they ever send em to the cleaners?!?",
"How can we tell if the earth is flat when our eyes arent even real?",
"Dude no. Point a flashlight directly above a peg on a flat surface, there's no shadow. Without moving anything, put another peg a little ways away. It has a shadow. One has a shadow, the other doesn't. Move the flashlight a little, they both have shadows and they aren't equal. He even mentions in the video that the phenomenon he's talking about is due to the sun's rays being straight due to its distance. The flat Earth model doesn't have that limitation. The video sucks lol.",
"That's not really how that works. While we do say Earth's gravity accelerates mass at 9.8 meters a second squared, it is a force not an acceleration. The rocket must overcome this force, but it doesn't measure it by the rocket's acceleration (the space shuttle accelerates at 5 meters a second squared). And at orbit the shuttle isn't accelerating at all, it is traveling at a constant speed. In order for this shot to occur, a rocket must be constantly accelerating at at least 9.8 meters a second squared, requiring an enormous amount of fuel that is impossible with current methods of space travel.",
"I *think* the FE-ers will claim that the FE is being accelerated at 9.8 m/s^2 although to the best of my knowledge they don't specify where the force to provide that acceleration comes from (Newton's second law and all that). Starting at rest, that acceleration will get you to the speed of light in just under a year, so I'm guessing the FE-ers will claim that special relativity is another of NASA's lies.",
"The very existence of the commercial airline industry proves there's the earth is round.",
"Yet accelerating the entire Earth at 9.8 m/s/s is somehow not impossible? ",
"The photoshop is week with this one hmmmm\n-yoda 2018",
"And the turtle under that one.",
"And the turtle under that one.",
"IT RHYMES IT MUST BE TRUE",
"The [Great A'Tuin](https://wiki.lspace.org/mediawiki/Great_A'Tuin) travels through the vastness of space alone.",
"It's done by a magic turtle, who am I to question what it can do?",
"Why hasn’t a flat earther tried to find the edge, so they can settle the argument ",
"Is he male or female?",
"too bad the OP was serious!",
"Despite the efforts of the disc's first spacecraft, it is still undetermined. A'Tuin did release a clutch of 8 eggs into the universe, but it is unknown if these sexual roles are the same for Chelys galactica as other creatures.",
"And the next day.",
"It's a reverse funnel",
"no way, really?? I thought this was real! ;) /s",
"I knew it!",
"I KNEW IT!!!1",
"Turtles all the way down",
"Well, I have to go now, because I'm due back on the planet Earth.",
"Wow first grade sarcasm that’s pretty advanced for you",
"Totally photoshopped. You can't even see the elephants holding it up, or the turtle underneath it",
"That's a russian suit. This is the picture Roscosmos doesn't want you to see ",
"Do it. Surrender to the Darkside. ",
"Cosmonaut? ",
"But, but, which direction is turnwise? Withershins??",
"This picture will show up as proof within a week.",
"Why do flat Earthers even care???\n\nRegardless if its flat or fucking round we are still stuck on it...",
"If you live there, you better hope he's male. He is, after all, heading for the Big Bang.",
"psssh. Where’s the giant turtle? ",
"> it is a force not an acceleration\n\nPoe's law is kicking in here, but I have to ask... what's the difference?",
"> Newton's second law and all that\n\nI'm pretty sure if they believed in anything as scientifically accurate as Newton's laws they wouldn't be Flat Earthers.",
"All the flat Earth stuff is so ridiculous. \n\nI get the they have counter-arguments (flawed as they may be) to all the scientific reasons for why the Earth is round it seems to me that the sheer scope of the conspiracy should be enough to dissuade people.\n\nI mean, how many thousands of people have to be in on this? Astronauts, scientists, politicians, bureaucrats, the spouses and children of the same. And they think NO ONE wants to come forward with concrete proof and blow the whistle?\n\nAs a rule, I disbelieve any conspiracy that involves more than a small group of people unless extenuating circumstances can be demonstrated. ",
"I can't wait for NASA to come back to this and say \"Yes, we don't want you to see this... because it's *badly done!* According to the Flat Earth Society website, *this* is how it would look from space... Now, to get the angle on the shot *you* showed, you'd need to be in a different orbit, which would look like *this*...\"",
"> Why do flat Earthers even care???\n\nBecause they're crazy.",
"IDK, but if we're in real-science mode here, it is an acceleration not a force, but to really make sense of that, you need to understand it in the context of the [equivalence principle](http://aether.lbl.gov/www/science/equiv.html).\n\nYou could also say that gravity is a pseudoforce due to not being in an inertial frame of reference (centrifugal force is another pseudoforce like this).",
"Technically speaking Force=M*a whereas Acceleration is just a. \n\nEssentially it's about the difference weight makes in a moving object. For example, the amount of energy it takes to make an old sedan go 0-60mph is not the same as a loaded semi and you can see the difference when they crash into other cars. The sedan gets demolished and the semi demolishes. While they could both be accelerating at the same rate, the energy that goes into creating said motion is not the same. \n\nGravity is special in that it is applied to all mass equally. So in a vacuum a feather and bowling ball fall at the same rate. A feather falls slower to us because air gets in the way and as a feather has less mass, it can't push it out of the way as easily (air resistance).\n\nWhat I think OP is trying to say is that the force of gravity leads to a constant acceleration of ~9.8m/s^2 (at the Earth's surface) and for a spacecraft to hover above a flat Earth it must have a counteracting **force** (firing rocket) equal to the force of gravity at all times. Something not really feasible at the moment.\n\nThat's why we put things in orbit where it's extremely fast tangent velocity keeps it \"falling\" at an angle that lines up to make a circle around the earth as opposed to flying away or crashing into the planet.",
"Dewit!",
"I understand all that, but I thank you for explaining it.\n\nRead in context of what /u/babygotsap wrote, his text is nonsense, tho, which is why I was asking what *he* meant by it. :-)",
"I think it's you who doesn't understand the spherical earth lie. It's pretty hard for NASA to hide the flat nature of our universe. Have you seen their star maps? They're 2D, right? Just study it out...\n\nAlso, did you know the moon is ACTUALLY the backside of Earth, reflected by a series of natural supermirrors? It may sound far-fetched, but the metals of the mirrors don't oxidize in space, and so remain shiny and reflective.",
"But it's still got a curve?",
"They claim there is an international conspiracy preventing people from doing it. ",
"Delet tis.",
"And the turtle under that one.\n\n",
"Yea, probably should have figured since you brought up Poe's law... I meant to give a short and simple explanation but got slightly carried away.\n\n(I was also kinda hoping the other half of this thread would read it as my faith in random internet people understanding physics has been shaken)",
"Don’t let Eddie Bravo see this!",
"That is obviously because of GoPro lensing. Kappa",
"Its just one big massive troll imo",
"I can't tell if you're being serious or not. ",
"are you saying you don't believe in the natural supermirrors?\nwake up america",
"Well then you are lost!",
"Mother Nature is thicc",
"Kyrie's lead researcher",
"I love hearing flat earth supporters talk ",
"Yeah I first heard about it properly when some guy at the pub was telling me about it. It literally sounded like he’d memorised a lot of stuff from YouTube and repeated it to me...\n\nReading and YouTubing this leaves me in a state of shock that people actually believe the things they are saying. I’m open to most things, but making a totally assumption-based and unscientific argument where God is conveniently invoked does shock me into a state of speechlessness. \n\nThe guy I’m talking about is also a vegan. His thinking was that if we are going to eat animals we should kill them with our bare hands and that it was cheating to use tools. ...... I need say no more on this point. ",
"Soon to be seen in many YouTube videos!",
"Earth is a cube\n\nYou are educated stupid.",
"I'm vegan btw.",
"That’s fine. I don’t care. But the argument above is stupid in my opinion.",
">That’s fine. I don’t care.\n\nYou will care when the elephant holding up the earth dies off. ",
"I don't care if she's flat or round, she's still my true <3",
"Yeah, a few years ago I had a great laugh watching some youtube videos of flat earthers babbling.\n\nJokes on me though, youtube kept suggesting flat earth videos for over a year.",
"Let us know when you find one",
"Where is a giant turtle and three elefants on her back? I think this is photoshopped picture becouse i not see a turtle,",
"I guess it also depends what they're crashing into.. They'd both get demolished if they'd crash into a massive enough object.",
"Interesting thought, who cares about being crazy? Crazy people!",
"Take that flat earthers! It's conical and not a disc!",
"Great. Now flat-earthier have proof. ",
"Is this some kind of test to see which wording gets the most downvotes?",
"This will be used by them, sad times ",
"It really did start off as a joke. Stupid people glommed on to the idea though.",
"I see a curve!",
"... Something, something, corporations and money is usually the answer ",
"The reason they are so hard to see being that they are virtual turtles so as to test the faith of the chosen ones. They will be revealed to all after the rapture.",
"Technically, it isn't a picture.",
"Knew it.",
"...or Kyrie Irving.",
"Its a four dimensional tesseract, sheeple",
"What would be on the 'tails' side of a flat Earth? Is there like a whole nother 50% of the planet we aren't using?",
"I downvotes at first but then read a few pages of his post/comment history. He sounds normal enough so I will assume was a joke. Interesting me enough to look means an upvote.",
"I downvotes at first but then read a few pages of his post/comment history. He sounds normal enough so I will assume was a joke. Interesting me enough to look means an upvote.",
"I downvotes at first but then read a few pages of his post/comment history. He sounds normal enough so I will assume was a joke. Interesting me enough to look means an upvote.",
"Well luckily there's three of them!",
"I hate to rain on your joke but Einstein's General Relativity is based on his thought experiment that if you were inside a closed spaceship, you couldn't tell the difference between acceleration and gravity.\n\n",
"gravity is acceleration\n\n",
"Should I have put a /s on there?",
"haha, yeah I'm joking :D\n\nWas it a little too real?",
"They believe there is a [150 foot ice wall](https://wiki.tfes.org/The_Ice_Wall) around the edge.",
"I thought they depended on photoshop as the reason for all of the spherical earth pictures",
"[Do it!](https://media1.tenor.com/images/83f2e6b49b55d7a05ffb07344f2b35a9/tenor.gif?itemid=5599869)",
"Well it didn’t deter the white walkers",
"I should know better than trying to argue with flat earthers. My mistake.",
"Now find a non cgi, non composite image of the earth from space. The \"flat earth\" is just the cover for NASA being a farce and tax trap. We never got past the van Allen belts. We've never been to the moon. We never have escaped low earth orbit. \n\nWhy did Ellon musk abandon mars and say \"actually were gonna go the moon\"? Why did the 1.7 million files of telemetry data go missing as well as nasa claiming to \"tape over\" the original footage? Why has no one attempted to pass these van Allen belts since 1974? Why is every astronaut of every nation that has \"been to space\" a free mason? Why do iss interviews only take scripted questions from children? Why does the ISS claim to lose power when on the \"dark side of the world\" and their 24/7 feed is offline every 10 minutes to \"switch cameras\"? Why does NASA have a billion dollar cgi contract with a real time holographics company? I could keep going. Hopefully this encourages at least someone to go \"wait what?\" and do some research. ",
"In all fairness you're not allowed to freely explore Antarctica, and a Russian film crew was turned away at gunpoint.\n\nAnd the international don't go to Antarctica treaty would suggest that it is global.",
"Flat earth is the cover so when someone shows you a legit video of the ISS using wires or cgi you can go \"what are you a flat earther?!\" They use deception and mockery as tools of power to keep their power.",
"You mean the same airlines that don't fly over the south pole and that if you flew from cape town to chile they'd fly you to England, America, then down south instead of just skirting the south pole.",
"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Antarctic_Treaty_System\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Tourism_in_Antarctica\n\nWhat are you talking about? ",
"Read your sources you can't go to Antarctica unless paying for a tour or being a part of a military expedition. Like I said there were people a few years ago from I believe a Russian film crew and the were turned away by people with mgs. These people didn't have a tour and were just free exploring, something you are not permitted to do. ",
"Pay for the flight and the tour and you can go all the way to the earth's edge and jump off! ",
"You're horrible strawman proves your own idiocy. You mock something you know nothing about and have proven you don't care to even look into what you are against. So why even comment? ",
"Alright, Stephen.",
"Your*",
"Confirmed: Earth is an Infinity Stone. ",
"What? ",
"Lol again proving you basically have no argument your argument is to attack the presenter. Who cares I spelled something incorrect? You're just looking for an fight cuz you perceive easy victory but the funny thing is your losing cuz you don't have a clue what the fuck your even arguing. You never even studied the idea \"cuz its stupid and its obvious and I don't have to\" so you chose to be ignorant. Ignorance of an idea is not a valid argument against it. While I'm not a \"flat earther\" I would be remiss if I never looked into it and dismissed it as \"crazy\" because I have learned a lot of the reasons why those that believe choose to believe, and their beliefs(most) are valid. You can't say someone is empiracilly incorrect if you haven't studied their argument. It may even surprise you to know that literally every Hindi also believes the world is a flat plane. Just cuz they taught you columnbus discovered America in school doesn't mean he did. ",
"Because*",
"Basically what I said. They use \"crazy sounding\" conspiracies to cover real ones. Go on YouTube and search nasa cgi or iss wires. Its all there and very real. There are even instances of \"astronauts\" holding things that only they can see that aren't there. Basically hololens technology malfunctioning and even solid intractable objects appearing out of thin air.\n\nThe problem lies when people say this is proof of f.e. its not. Its proof that nasa is lying, and has been. People choose to associate f.e.",
"> Just study it out...\n\nHES A COMMUNIST!",
"I'll take that as a compliment :D",
"\\*Tin foil hat intensifies\\*",
">Now find a non cgi, non composite image of the earth from space.\n\n[ok](https://i.kinja-img.com/gawker-media/image/upload/17m79zjpy0hbhjpg.jpg)",
"That's a composite image.",
"https://gizmodo.com/5909215/this-is-the-definitive-photograph-of-planet-earth\n\n>Unlike NASA's Blue Marble—which is a composite made from many different photographs—this is a portrait of Earth taken in one single shot. It's the highest resolution image of our home planet, 121 megapixels. That's an amazing 0.62 miles per pixel.",
"Ignorance of a subject isn't a valid defense against it. You made the choice to not take it seriously because you don't want the possibility of your world view changing. I can't help you there. ",
"Continue reading it tells you its a composite.\n\nThe images—and the video of the Northern Hemisphere—combines four light wavelengths, three visible and one infrared. The orange you are seeing here is the vegetation.\n\nFurthermore: The images posted by Gizmodo are a combination of visible and near-infrared wavelengths, so they show the Earth in a way not visible to human eyes (vegetation looks red, for example).",
"Mmm. It's a single image of the Earth from space. The fact that the photo is created by laying different light wavelengths on top of each other doesn't change that.",
"It literally tells you in your article that it is cgi. Its made of 4 visible lightbands and would not appear like that to the human eye. It was created out of scientific data sets not a picture. Im sorry but this photo is posted a lot but in your own article you posted it says its a scientific mock up. ",
"It changes the fact that its not a photograph. Its a mock up of allegedly several. It is being manipulated before it gets to you. That should change your opinion. ",
"> its not a photograph\n\nWhat exactly do you think a photograph is? This is an image that was captured through a lens and the data assessed in the camera body and placed into digital storage. Pretty sure that's the defintion of a photograph.\n\nIts not a mock up, its the same image laid on top of each other because that's the way the camera shoots it.\n\nAre you suggesting the image is fake? If fake, then well sorry but there's the Earth, in a single high resolution image.",
"What exactly is being generated by a computer here? \n\n>Its made of 4 visible lightbands and would not appear like that to the human eye.\n\nSo? Ever shot with an infrared camera or a camera in low light mode? Every photo of digital image ever captured is made of light bands lmao wtf are you talking about? If I shoot something in black and white its not a picture because that's not how it appears to the human eye? If I shoot in super high or low exposure or combine both to create an HDR image its not a picture because that's not how it appears to the human eye?\n\n>its a scientific mock up.\n\nNo, it's an image of the Earth captured by a special camera.\n\nI suggest you learn what the terms \"cgi\" and \"picture\" mean because you don't seem to understand very well.",
"Not at all. \n\nYou're making several claims:\n\n- NASA and others fabricate video intentionally to mislead the public. \n\n- There is another conspiracy stacked on top of this wherein a complex system of misinformation about a flat Earth was contrived, agreed upon, and disseminated specifically to protect the original conspiracy. \n\nThe only evidence you've provided is some videos you've claimed to have seen.\n\nIf I believed in some huge conspiracy involving multiple agencies, large groups of people, and perfect secrecy merely on the basis that someone on the internet claimed to have seen some videos I'd be a dangerously credulous person at best and a total idiot at worst.\n\n>Ignorance of a subject isn't a valid defense against it. \n\nI'm not defending that point that you're wrong. I'm taking the position that it's unreasonable to believe you based on the evidence you've provided.\n\n>You made the choice to not take it seriously because you don't want the possibility of your world view changing. I can't help you there. \n\nNo, I made the choice not to take it seriously because you haven't given me adequate reason to do so. ",
"What? You do realize that routes are based on demand. If there is no demand, the route doesn't exist. Flat earthers like to use South America to Australia as an example, now there are daily flights, and they are around 12 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/QFA27\n\n\nYou can also fly from South Africa to Australia in 9 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \n\n\nYou can also fly from South Africa to Brazil in 10 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/SAA222",
"What? You do realize that routes are based on demand. If there is no demand, the route doesn't exist. Flat earthers like to use South America to Australia as an example, now there are daily flights, and they are around 12 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/QFA27\n\n\nYou can also fly from South Africa to Australia in 9 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \n\n\nYou can also fly from South Africa to Brazil in 10 hours. Not possible with a flat earth. \nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/SAA222",
"This kills the flat earth:\n\nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/LAN804/history/20180112/0910Z/YMML/SCEL\n\nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/LAN800/history/20180112/0520Z/NZAA/SCEL\n\nhttps://flightaware.com/live/flight/QFA27/history/20180112/0253Z/YSSY/SCEL",
"According to your other comment you were joking. I am suitably relieved. ",
"I was aiming for that sweet spot between believable and unbelievable. Came back 14 hours later to a mass of confusion and a comment still at 1 karma. I consider that a success :D",
"Oh dude I don't care im not defending it. ",
"I was just telling you to check it out if you wanna look it up. I wasn't planning on linking anything or whatever cuz you can do that yourself. And the second bullet point you made. That's not really what I'm saying. Its not like \"flat earth\" was deliberately created as a cover even though it may have been. Its called the \"useful idiot\" The name of the game is making dissent look crazy. So if I bring up the fact that the moon landings were faked you are met with \"what are you a lizard person believer\" or even more absurd examples to attempt to associate something possible with something irrational in an attempt to cover the truth. ",
"The billion dollar company nasa or any space agency had never once taken just a regular picture in space of earth. That should concern you. In all those billions of dollars never once have they stuck a camera on the end of a rocket and got a full uninterrupted shot of the earth as a spinning ball. I'm not saying the earth is flat. But we've probally never left near earth orbit. \n\nEdit: you said it your self \"special camera\" I don't understand it but big daddy $cience do. Honestly you are deceiving yourself. This omg dae science crowd are the new religion. Blindly following those you believe superior to you cuz \"oh why would they lie? They're good people? And they are smarter than me cuz science!\" Blind faith is just as retarded no matter what side of the tree your hanging from.",
">Are you suggesting the image is fake? If fake, then well sorry but there's the Earth, in a single high resolution image.\n\nYes I'm suggesting it is a fake. In 50 years of being to space that's all we got is just one single picture and also its doctored just like the rest of them. How doesn't that concern you? ",
"Most things kill the flat earth, I'm just playing D.A cuz its not even that crazy of a thought when you asses it from the building blocks. ",
"what would you say is a \"regular picture\"?",
"A single shot by a simple camera like a cell phone, untreated and unmanipulated. "
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"That’s why she has a walker.",
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"After 10 years it is probably best to just buy a new keyboard.",
"I would absolutely call you a disgusting garbage person....if I even knew what the inside of my keyboard looked like.",
"Yeah i’ll get a new one soon haha",
"Damn i promise i’m not a disgusting garbage person hahah",
"I hope you bought two cans of air spray.",
"Just kidding, but in all honesty that shit is nasty lol.",
"I know man, i’m ashamed i let it get this bad lol",
"I know man, i’m ashamed i let it get this bad lol",
"I want a YouTube video of you licking it."
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"Why does Reddit love Keanu Reeves so much????",
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"I thought this broke rule 1. WTF.",
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"I'll be back...",
"You'll be banned then.",
"Woops! No jokes allowed! Jesus christ.\n\n\nEdit: I'll set us up a nice wedding venue. You don't have to say \"I do\", but it would be nice. ",
"Sorry, didn't mean to come off dickish. I've been removing spam and assumed you're one of them with that answer. My bad.\n\nSeriously though, please review our rules before posting.",
"Hehe, all good. Thanks for doing your job <3"
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"When u spontaneously wanna make fondue!",
"I need to go to Switzerland, again. They most certainly did not have a cheese vending machines around when I was there. Ooo ",
"Do the top items in glass jars not break when falling?",
"When you're Swiss and get the major munchies at 2am and *seriously* gotta grab a wheel of Mutschli...",
"I suppose they are picked up by that \"Safety Lift\" at the bottom.",
"Makes sense",
"No way!! This would be the death of me. ",
"Only thing holding me back from cheese is the need to interact with people to get it. This would fully kill me. ",
"How much would it cost to put this in my house",
"Happens quite a bit in the Alps"
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"I half expected to see Pyramid Head ",
"Did ya go in?"
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"If better = crashing through a building then yes",
"Gotta love the irony.",
"My night DID just get better. The guy with the blue car... not so much."
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"The moment there’s no labels.",
"South Africa conquers all of Africa, Europe and Russia.\n\nCanada annexes all of America, some South East Asian countries and New Zealand.\n\nThe Kurds take over most of Asia and Arabia. Then everyone nukes Australia and Japan.",
"Lmao, I just realized Australia and Japan are in white. Why do people really hate Australia and Japan?😅",
"Pretty much exactly the map of the world in 1984. Oceana, Eurasia, Eastasia",
"1984 the book, not the irl",
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"I call him fucking cold",
"[Source](http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts)",
"The white walker.",
"The kids in the background look like monsters ",
"Now now.",
"Frostbite on those cheeks?",
"WOW!",
"Showing up evey guy with frosted tips in the 90s.",
"Frosted tips? Have we glitched into the 90s? \nMad respect though.",
"I saw him in the hit Christmas classic [The Santa Clause 3: The Escape Clause](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7e/a4/8a/7ea48a15528c58fb84900752b4b87444.jpg)",
"He also got 99% on his schoolwork",
"That was my thought. That doesn't look good at all.",
"Not good enough!",
"Put the coat down. Coats are for closers. ",
"That kid in the background, the one having the heart attack from laughter. He looks like an mini old man.",
"Instead of telling his grandkids about how he walked 4kms through the snow both ways, uphill, he'll be telling his grandma. ",
"Why would I call him Chinese boy? ",
"This is why China will surpass the United States. ",
"Back in my day...",
"You just called him a chinese boy",
"4km isn't really far.",
"Poor kid, such a bad student. Excellent walker though! ",
"Calm down there with the title ",
"I call him by phone.\n\n^China ^is ^too ^far.",
"[Depends on the conditions...](https://i.imgur.com/iAszlva.gifv)",
"For a child in sub zero conditions it is.",
"It's 4,000,000 milimeters. Now it looks far enough for you?",
"[quoting the source](http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts)",
"[quoting the source](http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts)",
"I saw something on the news about China building homes and schools in better areas to stop rural people commuting through ridiculous conditions like these. For example having to scale a really steep cliff for 2 hours on these rickety looking \"stairs\". Best of luck to him :)",
"Kid needs to not wash his hair in the morning, that's about it ",
"You know it’s China since kids are wearing their coats indoors. ",
"他妈的冷",
"In Celsius? No.\n\nIn imperial? Probably.\n\nThat kid probably didn't complain, because he's not bitch-made. ",
"*Wang is a “left-behind child”, a term used in China to describe children from poor families whose parents work in cities away from home. He lives with his older sister and grandmother.*\n\n*Wang said they burned firewood at home, but there was no heating equipment at school. “It is cold going to school, but it’s not hard,” he was quoted as saying.*\n\n\nBoss statement from that kid.",
"His name: I. C. Wang",
"Neither did the kid, because he's not a bitch.",
"KAAAAAAAAAAAAA",
"Username checks out.",
"Aw, crud!",
"More like frosted cheeks ",
"Yup, sure is. ",
"You don't say?",
"I want it that’d way ",
"Uphill, BOTH WAYS. Oh and barefoot too. AND he LIKED it that way!",
"please god tell me that's the kanji for it!",
"https://i.imgur.com/VxttFHg.jpg",
"I remember frosted tips and AzN PryDe.",
"Where's my super suit?",
"The Last Icebender?",
"Almost. Kanji is Japanese, this would be the Hanzi. But yes.\n\nFun fact, 他妈的(ta ma de) literally translates to \"his mother's\" and it's basically the national curse word of China.",
"Well.. fuck ",
"When he eventually becomes an old man telling his grandchildren about how easy they have it compared to when he was a kid, he'll fucking mean it.",
"Well now that we're talking translations... is this translating into mandarin or cantonese?\n\nIf mandarin, what type of tones are used?",
"Possibly, but I wouldn't think so. Your face has a lot of blood in it and it usually circulates around pretty fast. It would be a lot harder to get frostbite, but definitely not impossible.\n\nYour face can take a [surprising](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/20/14/enhanced/webdr14/enhanced-13169-1448048108-2.jpg) amount of [abuse](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2015-11/20/14/enhanced/webdr06/original-4692-1448047941-3.jpg?downsize=715:*&output-format=auto&output-quality=auto) from the cold\n\nEdit:I'm bad at links...",
"Ta1 Ma1 de leng2(cold). No tone on the 3rd character.\n\nIt's Mandarin, I wouldn't know the Cantonese translation. Cantonese does have tones too, by the way. More than mandarin actually, 6 or 9 depending on how you want to count it.",
"Happy cake day :)",
"Thanks.",
"Thank you so much....and for the quick lesson.",
"No, you called him Chinese boy. ",
"Looks like choji",
"AWildSketch used Chinice Boy\n\n\nIt's super effective\n\n\nEnemy Redditor used Swoon\n\n\nWaiting...\n\n\nEnemy Redditor fainted\n\n\nBring out which cliche comment?\n\n\nGo! ''He's Back''",
". . . 2 of those links are the same pic",
"Snowbender",
"About a 45-50 minute walk. Truly, not that terrible, and by the looks of it the coldest it gets there is -1.6°C/29.1°F. Which in my opinion is damn nice, I would walk hours in that no problem. Currently it is -27°C/-16°F here right now without the windchill factored in.",
"WHAT?!",
"The force is strong in him.",
"According to my dad, every day of winter he had to walk 5 miles to school uphill both ways in an active blizzard.\n\n(railroad embankment is by far the biggest hill in his hometown)",
"Froji",
"It's around the same temp here. It was 29 F here today, and I didn't even need a jacket. It was a heatwave compared to the -4 and -16 degree weather we've been having.",
"oh hai, Pothermia!",
"Uphill, frigid snowy weather, wolves biting at my ankles both ways?",
"Lots of people in cold third world areas have red cheeks. Just super dry cold and not moisturizing. ",
"He looks like the protagonist. He’s going to be very important. ",
"That's one way to get frosted tips...",
"I would expect the tip of the nose to go before cheeks. I’ve seen pics/stories of people losing noses from frostbite, but never just a cheek.",
"\"Chinice\" that is so sad to read.",
"r/titlegore",
"Oh absolutely, I've been skiing at -50c, it sucks ass, but for one or two runs down you'd be fine. Any more and you'd definitely need face protection though.",
"Go spend some time in the cold bud. Face icicles are not related to frostbite. ",
"Get that kid a damn hat!",
"Frostnip because its still red, then it will turn waxy and white and then black. That's when its frostbite",
"Tell me why-eee?!",
"r/titlegore",
"I agree. Not very sympathetic are they?",
"I call him a boy, in need of proper winter clothing",
"He lives!",
"Fucking right! We are so spoiled in most parts of the world. ",
"You call him Chinese boy. I call him Guy Fieri",
"Frosted tips for real. ",
"I SAID *WHERE* IS MY SUPER**SUIT**?!",
"I'm confused. Why is that bad? Would \"American boy\" be bad? \"German boy\"?",
"Asian frozone!",
"This is terrible ... but it’s about time that he welcomes me to Fravor Town?",
"All those pictures show are heavy breathers out in the cold..",
"No one seems to realize that your breath has a lot of moisture that freezes in cold weather.. I constantly tell people that’s why their jackets have fur on the hood. It’s to collect the moisture from your breath so it doesn’t freeze on you.",
"I read somewhere that he a lot of people are helping him now.\n",
"This kid is a freaking trooper...",
"Thanks, turns out I'm bad at links ",
"/r/funny",
"His classmates are laughing at him and he just wants to be happy and learn",
"Does he have a name? We could call him that.",
"This is where the story of \"up hill bit ways\" comes to life ",
"So _he's_ the MC",
"Omg you're still around :) ",
"Permafrosted tips",
"RUFIO!\n\nRUFIO!!",
"4km to school.... And i complain to our VP our office is too far from the building floor restrooms",
"I call him asian Guy Fieri",
"I’m going to hell for laughing",
"Black is necrosis as an after affect of extreme frostbite. waxy and white might be. I've seen frostbite red like this before",
"Neither of those faces have the extreme red of burst blood vessels",
"Love your username. Fast Show reference?",
"I'd always heard it helped create a buffer of still-ish air between your face and the air outside. That makes a lot of sense too though. Could be a bit of both.\n\nNow I'm regretting telling the salesman I didn't want the fur so I could save 5 bucks on my coat...",
"This is sad",
"🤷🏼♂️ oh well. Next time!",
"his cheeks look frost burnt. Try and get that boy a scarf or neck warmer that can be pulled over the nose",
"thanks you really contributed to the world",
"China isn't exactly third world except in the farther reaches of the countryside. I usually call it \"second world\" even though that's not really what that means. It kind of fits for the in between first and third world that China is.\n\nIt's pretty much first world in most of the big cities though. Shenzhen and Shanghai especially.",
"To be fair, *we* didn't call him \"Chinese Boy,\" the South China Morning Post did.\n\nEither way-- yes, kid is a legend.",
"Great parents, wouldn't even get him a beanie?",
"So China Is leading super power...!",
"You're back again, again?!!",
"Looks like frostbite on cheeks and ears too the poor kid. ",
"You called him chinese boy, though.",
"Yeah, i thought the same. But kids are usually sort of jerks",
"Choji after he unlocked the 8th gate.",
"I don't call him \"Chinese boy\".",
"is this like saying: it's fucking cold?\n\nedit: maybe like: cold as tits.",
"Yes, because there is no possible way snow and moister from the air could collect on a part of the body that doesn't produce heat...",
"Yeah, my childhood was like this. Maybe only 2 km though.",
"now that's what i called FROSTED TIPS /BADUM TISS ...... Thank you thank you /bow",
"This is hilarious until you realize his face is all frost bitten up! :(",
"They're called [BRICS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/BRICS), fyi.",
"I'm proud of this kid. Fuck those wimps in the background.",
"you chinese is good! 解释的很棒！",
"I hope he holds onto this picture. ",
"If that happened in this country they would imprison his parents ",
"Looks like an asian Derek Zoolander",
"When I was in highschool and an idiot I used to shower with long hair right before leaving for my 2k walk to school in -30 weather. My hair was always frozen solid when I got to school and I was never not sick. ",
"Ugh that chilblain on his face",
"I don't think I'd really hesitate to call India third world, and I wouldn't really know enough about Russia or Brazil to comment. South Africa has a higher standard of living than China on average, but really not by a ton. I would probably lump them in my \"second world\" category too.",
"I call him Xi Lee.",
"I actually didn't call him anything, don't project onto me.",
"Growing up a valley seperated my house from town. It was about 6 miles to school. 3 down, 3 up. But the 3 up was all youd remember because it took 3x as long.\n\nDid I walk it every day in winter? No. Did I do it semi-regularly? Yes. It sucked. Especially when I started taking advanced classes at the local community college (even further away) and had to ride my bike to and from 3 days a week... and just FYI the hills were steep enough that even as a very fit high schooler I couldn't ride my bike up them, so walking the bike 3 miles of uphill was the solution.\n\nAnd my parents wonder why I hated them as a teen...",
"Damn near frost bite on his cheeks.",
">Chinese boy\n>You call him Chinese boy. I call him legend.\n\nI'm confused. ",
"whats unsual about that?",
"Poor kid, this takes some real heart 👍",
"Unwritten law: Don't hand the kid a bad grade that day. It's not the right thing to do.",
"I call that everyday I forgot my toque in elementary school. That being said good on him for still walking it and making it. ",
"He must have walked from Flavortown.",
"Ain't nuttin' but a heartache~",
"Upside is you had the strongest legs in every school you attended.",
"He must have stopped in flavortown on the way to school ",
"Did he live in northern Scotland? Because he may be telling the truth. ",
"The original “frosted tips”.",
"Happy cake day :)\n\n&nbsp; \n\n(this will continue for the rest of the day)",
"I call him frostbitten in the face.",
"Teee-eell me whhhyy?",
"The ends of my hair looked like this today (Canada) from walking a block.",
"He looks like anime",
"And this is written in simplified Chinese, so mandarin. Cantonese uses traditional.",
"Mostly I’m concerned he isn’t in pain or has any body damage, that looked like a rough walk. ",
"Not even. (Though I wish.) I ran cross country in a time my state had 5 of the top 10 in the country for my events. 2 of which were in my school... I was not one of them. Though I was very competitive, as my coach put it, \"In a normal year you could win states, this year, youre gonna struggle to place at regionals.\" I was I ridiculous shape, but it's hard to compete with multiple dudes who ran 9:20, 3200m their freshman year. ",
"Grew up in Minnesota...rode the bus to school...but if I left for the bus with wet hair on the colder winter days having frozen hair in a few minutes was not abnormal. ",
"r/namflashbacks",
"I had frostbite on my right pointer finger many years ago when I was a kid. It swelled up huge and looked terrible. Now, decades later, when I am even slightly cold my finger is always way colder. It is like an ice cube. When I am warm...no difference...but cold it is always way cold.",
"Wait what in the fuck...Let me get this straight, they ran 3.2km in 9mins 20sec? ",
"yeah i am gonna doubt that unless the c is supposed to be something different than celsius or you included wind chill or something. -10 kinda sucks, -20 is already when you will likely rather make it a short day if you go at all. No way you go skiing at -50 without some serious protection going on.",
"He looks so cold 😔",
"Uh",
"Shit i'd call him guy fieri, because those are some sick frosted tips",
"Yes. The current high school record is like 8:30.\n\nBut the usual nationals level competition is around low 9's to 9 flat.\n\nEdit: or high 8's. Its been a hot minute since Ive been a competitive runner",
"Yeah if he's been inside for any length of time the white will turn red. ",
"You're going to be a great grandpa because I can tell you just ramble and ramble and ramble and ramble",
"He walked through FLAVORTOWN to get to school",
"r/bossfight ",
"Happy cake day! ",
"Classmates laughing their arses off in the bakground",
"I thought you retired from reddit 7 months ago? \nGreat to see you back.",
"Don't want kids, but Ill be that cool uncle with all the fun stories.",
"Brazil is definitely 3rd world. Russia is probably 2nd world, but I only say that because they're a world power. ",
"Holy shit...I live in Singapore where most able bodied male has to take a fitness proficiency test every year and we have to run 2.4km as part of the test. Those who ran under 9mins are considered god tier fitness level here, but holy shit 9.20mins for 3.2km is insane....",
"\"Little Wang\" apparently...",
"Haha, I agree.\nBut he looks super cool with that on his head.",
"Well these are \"god tier\" guys, one of the dudes I went to school with ended up competing at the london Olympics. To give you a point of reference.\n\nIt was just a crazy year for my local area and long distance runners. Several \"dynasties\" of competitive running families as well as some plain old prodigies all hitting high school age in one area at the same time. ",
"Total BS. And wind chill does not count unless you were naked. I grew up in the coldest part of populated Canada. Only once did I feel -50. It was -53 air temperature. It hurts your bones and nothing mechanical works, sure as hell not a ski lift. The dog took two steps outside and refused to move, even to save himself. Your tires stay in whatever shape they were last parked in. You wouldn't even think of skiing in that.",
"Yeah these guys weren't that cold.",
"\"Please describe the suspect who robbed your store.\" \n\n\"He was a legend.\"",
"http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts\n\nWang Fuman according to the article.",
"Little man needs a hat.",
"Goddamn, that chubby kid in the back is laughing his ass off. That's hysterical.",
"Interestingly, that's exactly what second world was supposed to mean when it was taught in school as allies or enemies of the US during the cold war.\n\nIt just carried on after the war and ended up describing poverty/wealth levels. Now it's rightfully discouraged from use.",
"Nah, he went outside without drying his hair. This happened all the time as a kid. Show up to school with hair frozen solid.",
"Barefoot. ",
"ITS SHRINKAGE",
"Maybe they all thawed out. ",
"Hey, fastest ≠ strongest! If it was a dead-lifting competition, I'm sure you would win. ",
"He completed a major quest. I imagine he left a bunch of dead bodies in his wake. ",
"Margaret Cho on what her dad would say (I'm paraphrasing since I couldn't find the video for sauce goodness): \n\n\"When I was your age I had to walk to school barefoot down broken-glass road and then cross alcohol river......uphill both ways.\"",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I missed you man, glad to see you are still kicking around.",
"true story for MOST of the kids in my country which lives in a village... THe villages are so remote that they have to risk their lives everyday in blizzard for miles... ",
"Oh my god. The farthest back sells it.",
"You've never seen what a [distance runner physique] (http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2012/08/12/article-2187440-148019B2000005DC-314_634x370.jpg) looks like have you? Lol \n\nBut thanks for trying. :)",
"Or Slow since all the other kids all just wore hats",
"Yes, I will be spoiled and love it, if it means avoiding frostbite of the face.",
"My dad will still act like I don't understand what hard work is. He's 61 and damn near retired working little pet projects around the house and grumbling about how he doesn't have time to do anything. Meanwhile I'm 33 with a 1 year old, my wife and I both work full time, and we now live 700 miles away from them and any help we might have once been able to ask of family.\n\nFinally pointed out that I'm not a 14 year old anymore over the holidays and I think it opened his eyes a bit.",
"Future boy band member with tips as frosted as those ",
"I don't know man, they all leg press more weight than me at the gym. Actually more than anyone else at the gym. It's kind of ridiculous. ",
"If it was a matter of ratios probably. Pushing 75% as much weight as a guy who weighs twice as much is something. But \"strength\" day always sucked. We'd go lift weights with the throwers and feel weak next to big line backer types.\n\nI preferred \"speed\" day where by the 3rd lap we were still warming up while the sprinters were out of breath.\n\nGood times. ",
"In California we tell them, “You kids nowadays are so spoiled. When I was young I had to be driven 5 miles to school in my mom’s Ford Pinto, uphill in 90 degree heat and NO air conditioning. Both ways!” ",
"Mmm mmm mmm mmm . . . His hair . . . had turned from black into bright white",
"It's amazing how so many don't know what 3rd world was. 3rd world simply meant it wasn't tied to a NATO country or the communist block. I cringe when I see people talking about 1st world and 2nd world. Pretty much wherever you go now it's either developed or undeveloped. ",
"I haven't kept up with Naruto can he actually open 8 gates?",
"Well since he is a boy from China it seems fitting.",
"Mans not hot!",
"May I ask what state are you from?",
"Didnt get it amputated?",
"If you can’t afford hair dye, this is the only way to get mad pussy. ",
"Top 10 anime protagonist",
"Add frost highlights to your hair with this one weird trick.",
"with a boner.",
"He said that is was from when the cars had smashed sooooo haarrrrd",
"It's like a perfect mix of Jack Frost and Sandman",
"I call him Jack Frost.",
"Apparently being a boy from China is offensive to some people.",
"Maybe a hat or two for the next walk? ",
"When I ride my bike 25k to work in freezing rain I have icicles in my beard. \n",
"I take ya'll don't spend much time outside when it's cold. ",
"You need another pet rock",
"Ain't nuttin' but a meeeeeeeeeseeeeks~",
"A hat would do.",
"And a hat :(",
"Choji doesn't know that technique",
"Maine, small state so we usually don't do too well but occasionally crank out really good long distance runners. ",
"I do. That's why I cover my damn face to avoid frostbite. ",
"I call him a patient.",
"When I lived in North Dakota my hair would freeze walking from the house to the car. It was fucking insane. ",
"The fact this becomes a meme is hilarious to me. We cycled 4km to school every day, come rain or snow, frequently drenched or frozen or a combination thereof. \n\nThis was in the Netherlands in the nineties. There is nothing to see here you soppy millenials, move along.",
"Well, it was bloody cold out there man!",
"Other kids laugh at him, but I guess for most adults this just commands respect.",
"I call him his parents should have given him a hat instead of a chance of catching a cold boy. ",
"The idiots laughing in the background need a good slap",
"The kid all the way in the back looks like Carl from Jimmy Neutron.",
"We used to have to push our crates of records uphill both ways to the rave party.",
"Now he’s the main character in every anime ",
"No, you called him Chinese Boy.",
"But look at all the children laughing behind him, one looks like they've just fell behind the desk laughing so hard",
"Tough man",
"You're using leg press as a measurement of leg strength? The machine stabilizes you (makes it WAY easier) + you're at a 45 degree angle, which means you're leg pressing ~70% of the actual weight. How much you squat is WAY more appropriate to test that.",
"No but it's in quotes",
"Thanks. It bugs me a bit when people don't understand the origin of these terms.",
"Are they in wheelchairs?",
"No, the point is the anonymity of it",
"1 like = 1 respect \n\nThis is fucking Facebook tier conent ",
"Soooooo, dare i say...... Frozen Wang? ",
"Both of the kid's hands were swollen.",
"ITT: Poeple not used to snow and some walking",
"Trunks?",
"\"he was a top kek lol\"",
"Kids in the background cracking me the fuck up wtf demon kids 😭",
"Frostbite damage on his cheecks already.",
"Tell me whyyy\n\nNinja Edit: this is Nick Carter ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"yeah i dont get the title, who is calling him a chinese boy?",
"It still takes considerable strength to leg press 600lbs, all things considered. They're squatting with the best of them too. ",
"45% of Chinese still live in very poor farming villages though. Most visitors and expats to china simply won't see how 3rd world china still is since they never venture beyond the accessible cities.",
"Can we reach him somehow? Maybe we can help him with some winter equipment... ",
"Funnily enough, his name *is* Wang. \nhttp://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts",
"Those are some real nice frosted tips",
"Thanks",
"Right. First world is US and allies, second world was the communists, and third world was the other countries. I was using it to describe poverty and wealth levels though. Even though China is a communist country, I wasnt using it like that. \n\nIt's not exactly a good descriptor, but in a very vague and general sense the term second world got the job done.",
"Walks.... Some one give this kid a bicycle and a beanie. And lock too. ",
"This is the type of kid that's gonna succeed in life.",
"Soon he’ll find the Frostmourne and take his seat as the Lich King.",
"Kids would play sick on a normal day, This kid will become something great.\n",
"They don't have hats in China?\n\nI mean, any rag will do the job. Cover up, nephew.",
"Or freeze to death.",
"I had a client who lived in Canada (I live in UK) and she spoke about getting frostbite as if it were alike to catching a cold. \"No big deal\" she said. \n\nI still don't understand. ",
"Not really, no one uses leg press as a gauge for strength, that's why powerlifting federations focus on bench, deadlifts, and squats. Go put whatever weight you leg press in the power rack and try to squat it and you'll feel the difference, good luck even unracking it.",
"That's *cool!* (Get the pun? sorry)",
"4km is not that long. My 7 year old nephew also walks about that much to school. He uses this modern tech called a hat.",
"> It just carried on after the war and ended up describing poverty/wealth levels. \n\nIn Evangelical churches, the \"third world\" is all the places you send missionaries to.",
"http://www.scmp.com/news/china/society/article/2127651/poor-chinese-boys-freezing-trek-school-touches-hearts",
"Fuck these people `calling him by phone ′ or shit, cause these things do happen, they are real. I, am half Chinese, half British and I live in Hong Kong, redneck bastards have no idea how bad the living conditions are in these little villages in the north of China are AND the country or race or their government has nothing to do with what you think of them.",
"Frostbite much? Kid is going to have circulation problems later on.",
"his hair will look similar ",
"Who is being quoted though?",
"Yea I didn’t co-sign this shit. ",
"see the quotation marks?",
"hi",
"My honest respect for that boy. \n\nAlthough I have to say I too had to go ~5km to my closest school. No busses, no friends/family that would be able to drive me to school. So it didn't matter what temperature/weather conditions were going on, I/we had to go to school. \n\nIn winter most of the kids that weren't driven to school looked like that.",
"Meh. That happened to me when I walked to high school after taking a shower regularly. I kinda used it as a hair dryer, just combed the ice out and viola, dry hair.",
"you just called him chinese boy",
"Fur ruffs are designed to work with the laminar flow of wind and increase the bow wave effect to create still air in front of your face. It's the reason men have beards, ",
"Problem is lots of families like his cant afford hats and beanies",
"Poor little darlin ",
"In America, the police would be called for child abuse",
"i call him sangohan.",
"A normal day in finland. ",
"A polar bear cub goes up to his mom:\n\n**Cub:** \"Am I a Polar Bear?\"\n\n**Mom:** \"Of course you are sweety!\"\n\n**Cub:** \"Well are you a polar bear?\"\n\n**Mom:** \"Yes, since you are a polar bear, I have to be one too.\"\n\n**Cub:** \"Okay, but is dad a polar bear?\"\n\n**Mom:** \"Yes, your Dad is a polar bear as well.\"\n\n**Cub:** \"Well then, what about Grandpa and Grandma?\"\n\n**Mom:** \"Yes honey, everyone in the family is polar bears, why do you keep asking?\"\n\n**Cub:** \"Because I am fucking freezing!\"",
"What? Why? ",
"I call him a calculator",
">Choji after he unlocked ~~the 8th gate~~ his X-gene.",
"Poor kid :(",
"You probably lost some small blood vessels to the frostbite. You have enough blood flow to meet normal demands, but when some of those vessels constrict in response to cold, you no longer have adequate blood flow in that finger tip.\n\nI have the same issue with the ring finger on my left hand due to a crush injury years back. ",
"Ugh i rember going to school pre-global warming.\n-20C was the norm - luckily they stopped school when -35-40 hit. \nNow it's rare to have -10C and -5 feels like apocalypse.",
"So would I, tbh. ",
"I usually squat beFore I run... less weight to carry \nalthough I've seen people with the runs run even faster",
"Or put 70% of the weight on in order to compensate...",
"Hey!! Happy Cakeday buddy! Hope its killer\n",
"Why it's clever",
"Kid looks like an anime character ",
"Looks like the Mayor of Flavortown",
"a 'quick' lesson in Chinese language... good one!",
"I'm glad this picture began an initiative for donations/youth development programs. Heartbreaking to look at.",
"It’s more likely wind burn. Frost bite turns black and blue. This is probably just the beginning stages and he will be fine. I was out on New Years with -2F for hours and my cheeks just got wind burned and we’re fine in a day or two. ",
"You won't even be able to squat that either, but sure, go ahead and put 70% of the weight. You're forgetting my first point of the machine stabilizing you, which makes a significant difference. ",
"My dad used to say he had to walk uphill everyday before and after school too...hmmm...the dads are up to something..",
"Red is probably wind burn. Black and blue is frost bite and typically starts with your extremities likes fingers and toes. ",
"I don't ever wanna hear you saaaaaaaaayyyyy",
"You are. It says right there.",
">We are so spoiled in most parts of the world. \n\nI'd say in the western world people are the most spoiled. Western world is not the majority of the world. ",
"That poor little boy :(",
"Meanwhile, in the U.S. they're making it illegal to leave your heavily coated dog outside when it's freezing temperature.",
"That actually looks really bad, looking at his face. Also, it appears the other kids in the room are laughing at him. I hope there isn't bullying involved.",
"He was probably hit with the shoes he didn't have too.",
"Hello meningitis",
"poor kid. :( \n\nNo kid should have to endure that. \n\n",
"One way ride into flavourtown",
"Sakata Gintoki",
"Tbf its far easier to walk 5 km slightly uphill than 5 km slightly downhill.",
"The title is Instragram levels of retarded. ",
"Whoever OP's quoting ",
"I didnt know the Night King was Chinese",
"I call him a time traveler from the late 90s / early 2000s. ",
"Imbecile. He needs a fucking hat.",
"Now he will have to walk home again for having an \"extreme\" hairstyle. ",
"No...but that is the running joke...that it will need to be when I get 70+",
"Err no? Gold was 8.48. If you take the army half marathon unit competition as a benchmark, we got plenty of people running 7.10 to 7.30 flat for 2.4km. If you able bodied, you should be running 2.4km under 10.30 min for Silver according to NS standards. edit: I believe those were the standards in the early 2000s. So active units would have at least 65+ percent people running 2.4 under 10.30 and maybe 12-15% running under 8.48.\n\nTheir <9.20 for 3.2km is their 0.01%, plus most are under an athletics program.",
"I used to tell my son about how I had to walk 3 miles to/from my middle school every day including days with pouring rain in Hawaii because there were no school buses nor public transportation. A few fortunate kids had their parents drive them to school. This was in the 1940s. His reaction? Yeah, yeah, dad I know how rough you had it and how easy it is for me. ",
"Psh, back in my day, we had to walk to school...barefoot....in the snow",
"If you leave North America, the entire world feels like the 90s. ",
"[Gimme five bees for a quarter!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5Rzao52ndNA)",
"No, first world countries are allied with nato, second world countries are generally former soviet countries, and third world countries are aligned with neither. Nowadays we use the term \"Developing country\" and \"Developed country\" to distinguish.",
"The correct terminology nowadays is \"developing country\" or \"developed country\"",
"when i was your age...",
"Lets get him a hat.",
"I am that old man. I came here specifically to recount that, when I was a teen during winter, I would often walk to work/school with wet hair, and it would freeze along the way.\n\nI'm not a big fan of hats.",
"It doesn't here.",
"My beard and mustache look just like this pretty often. Props to this kid. (I live in Wisconsin and I don’t own a vehicle, so I bike everywhere, even in the -25 C weather we’ve been having lately.)",
"Mans not hot",
"SO who grew up in Montana says it looks just like the windburn he'd get walking to school when he was younger.",
"kid seen some shit",
"Yes and no. Red is probably wind burn but if the redness persists and there’s any burning or numb sensation you’re dealing with frostbite. Black and blue is a pretty late stage. ",
"MASSIVE LEGEND HERE",
"Nope. Just red cheeks. Recall seeing it on TV, it being genetic in certain regions in Asia where it gets cold frequently. Being more prone to having red cheeks when it be cold af. Something about adapting to the cold. Was a long time ago. Was on Discovery channel, so you know it was decades ago.\n\nDon't compare them peeps to peeps from the warm US. Warm compared to them peeps.",
"i remember when frosted tipped hair was all the rage in late nineties pop culture",
"Frostbite would have got his ears and nose first. His cheeks are just red cause he is a beast and can handle the cold.",
"Uhhhhh im pretty sure YOU called him Chinese boy ",
"Actually you called him \"Chinese boy\"",
"Well if he had to cross that embankment, then he did walk up hill for at least part of his trip, both ways",
"I used to cycle 11km to school and back (22km in total) in snowy weather. Sometimes I couldn't see the road and sometimes the snow would be to high, I had to walk and carry my bicycle on my back. The price of obtaining an education.",
"If you don't squat.",
"It's exactly like you said. I'd translate it to \"fucking cold\" ",
"Cantonese (simplified) 咁撚冻 - Gam3 Lan2 Dong3\n\nMore accurately translates to \"So dicking cold\" but has the same meaning and effect.\n\nLet's just forget about tones 7-9... it's already complicated enough!",
"Somebody get this kid a fucking hat, jesus",
"Bless him he needs a hat and scarf pronto! ",
"Their hometown is biting cold.father has gone to other places to seek a living,and no mother.",
"Where did you go? Somalia?",
"Omae wa mou shindeiru. ",
"I waaaant it thaaaat wayyy",
"It's 2.485 miles. ",
"I don’t think you know what frostbite looks like.",
"Damn, sorry Chinese boy!",
"> now it's either developed or undeveloped\n\nalso problematic",
"Can someone get him some proper winter clothes? Or a beanie? Something?",
"China has some extremely poor places. But the extreme poverty rate, people living on under a couple dollars a day, is around 4 or 5 percent. That 45% number strikes me as high, but I think those numbers are a few years old. China will probably have around 70% urban population by around 2025\n\nI've been lucky enough to spend time in some really rural areas in Yunnan and Sichuan mostly and you'll definitely see a lot of poverty. That said, it's not ridiculous poverty. People are paid, not a lot but enough to survive and even do things like help pay for their children to move.\n\nWhat China has done with the extreme poverty rates is truly remarkable how drastically it dropped almost 30% between the late 80s and the mid 2005. It's continued to decline as well. People still live hard lives, and there are a lot of very third world areas, but for the most part I'm very comfortable moving China out of the category of 3rd world country. However, they are clearly not a first world one by any stretch.\n\nThe 1 to 3 scale is really bad, and doesn't really do much for us honestly. On a 1 to 3 scale China is a 2. On a 1-10 scale they're around a 5.",
"I call it poverty ",
"If he doesn't get run over.",
"I finally get the white hair on kids in animes",
"BOTH WAYS ",
"Like a little Chinese Guy Fierri",
"You have to keep a cool head in a situation like that.",
"Beautiful. Good job guys. ",
"Kamehameha!",
"Frostbite starts red, white then gets blue https://www.mayoclinic.org/diseases-conditions/frostbite/symptoms-causes/syc-20372656",
"That was pribably the k",
"r/titlegore",
"Oh, hey! It's you! Don't burn this photo and post it on Facebook, okay?",
"man, talk about frosted tips",
"Iceland.",
"Mans definitely not hot. ",
"Good God, the “*why is everybody so offended”* brigade are the only ones saying anyone is ‘offended’ (as usual..). \n\nIt’s a dumb throwaway joke about how OP said we call him ‘Chinese boy’ while he calls him ‘Legend’, but in the same sentence also calls him ‘Chinese Boy’. \n\nSo when /u/cogeng asks if ‘American boy’ or ‘German boy’ is bad, the answer is no. Same as ‘Chinese boy’ is not *bad*, but the same dumb joke could still be made. \n\nCan’t believe you guys need jokes spelling out for you so you’re not offended. ",
"Sometimes things are just funny, rather than being a deliberate attempt to bully, it is a quite funny look, even if you know it comes from a pretty rough morning for the kid.",
"You, it says so in the title",
"He is the chosen one. ",
"We need to buy him a hat.",
"I call him Guy Fieri young Chinese boy edition.",
"I just see someone to poor to buy their kid a hat. This complete failure of humanity is not something to be celebrated.",
"Just a notice, he walked 4.5km in - 9°C. That is not much. Neither 4.5km nor - 9°C. But hell, if he's a legend for that than maybe I am too? Yesterday it was - 10°C here and I walked both to and from work around 4km.",
"Look at his poor little cheeks and those fuckers behind him are laughing. Send them out for a 4km walk and see how much they laugh after that. ",
"What a fucking terrible title ",
"frostbite doesn’t just start in your face like that. the coldest parts of your body are your extremeties",
"In my first comment I said \"that's not really what that means.\" I get what it does mean, but Im really just using it as a rudimentary description of a country towards the higher end of \"developing\"\n\nI even put second world in quotes to make it a bit more clear.",
"Hi confused. I'm Dad. ",
"Now that's what I call real frosted tips",
"His children and grandkids will NEVER hear the end of it.",
"The amusement of his class-mates in the picture is an excellent touch. :)",
"tell me why",
"He won't need to, it's been plastered all over the Chinese internet in the past few days",
"[full pic](https://newsinfo.inquirer.net/wp-content/blogs.dir/10/files/2018/01/Fuman-icicles.jpg)\n\n>>His photograph, which had gone viral across social media, was snapped by his teacher in the morning of Jan. 8, the first day of the class’ final exam. It shows Fuman with icicles in his hair and eyebrows, and rubescent-flushed cheeks after a long walk in the biting cold. His classmates in the background are seen laughing at him.\n>>\n>>\n>>Fuman had no gloves and no earmuffs, and his jacket hardly looked as if it kept him warm. The temperature was -9 degrees Celsius.\n>>\n>>\n>>But even so, Fuman’s sorry snowy misfortune wasn’t enough to smote and trifle with his spirit; not soured by the state of affairs, he entered the classroom and pulled a funny face to his classmates.\n>>\n>>\n>>Fuman was borne from a mother who had long abandoned the family and an absent migrant father compelled to work in another city due to poor circumstances.\n>>\n>>\n>>He also lives in a mud house with his older sister and grandmother, as reported in an interview with social media site Pear Video via The Straits Times. Fuman told Pear Video that aside from school, he helps his grandmother in farming, resulting in rough scabby hands in dire need of salve.\n>>\n>>\n>>Little Fuman also mentioned that he missed his father who he hadn’t seen for months on end.\n\n\n\n ",
"As a lazy potato, how much time does it take to walk 4km?",
"Rock Lee/Guy was the ones that did the gates. Choji was the size expansion one (rolling big ball early on). As far as I know, still havn't finished the last half dozen manga/anime episodes.",
"Damn man that’s nuts. Why can’t you heal blood vessels. ",
"He is actually Chinese and lives in China. Your title.is overly aggressive considering he LIVES in China and is Chinese.",
"Can't believe you all can walk a 3 mile an on a valley, is there no public transport out there?",
"Phirrip Scofield ",
"Call him 白龙 (Bái Lóng) (White Dragon)",
"im already the cool uncle who gives a sip of whiskey and a chocolate bar then teaches them to play computer games.",
"He said Maine, US",
"Someone get him a blanket",
"Living overseas, I used to walk home from school. It took me about 30-40 minutes... I don't remember. I'd walk home with friends, little brothers, and cousins. We weren't poor either. I guess it's because everyone knew each other and it was pretty much safe place to live that parents felt kids can walk anywhere on their own. It stopped when my dad sent us off to another private school further away to another city and had a driver pick us up from home and school. Although, I didn't do it every day and especially not when it's really cold out, I still whined and complained from time to time. This kid puts me to shame. ",
"Yeah praising and celebrating hia suffering as if it was a good thing is kinda sad.",
"What the fucks up with this title",
"y'all wild. it was like -15 here all last week and i didn't even wear a coat unless I was going to be outside for like an hour. it's not gonna kill you to be cold and or uncomfortable for 15 minutes ",
"dude. he walked 4.5 km in -9 degrees celcius. you're not gonna get frostbite in -9 being outside for an hour.\n\nthe reason his hair is white is because he took a shower before he left and the water crystallised.\n\nthis happens to kids in Sweden too - the reason it's sad is because he had no winter clothes, not because the water in his hair turned to ice.",
"wait",
"Now, my story begins in 19-dickety-two. We had to say \"dickety\" cause that Kaiser had stolen our word \"twenty\". I chased that rascal to get it back, but gave up after dickety-six miles",
"\"Touches Hearts\"...Ya sure like those kids laughing at him in the back",
"If you get down on me I'll get down on you",
"I mean that’s one way to get frosted tips...",
"They see education as a privelege. Western kids see it as a chore",
"Bullying in Chinese schools is nuts. I'm American and went to China in HS. I attended school for one day to see what it was like and there was a kid who had an American passport and they referred to him as \"monkeyboy\" due to that. The kid looked like he wanted to blow his brains out. ",
"At least the story has a happy ending. Donations poured into the school to buy winter clothing for the students and this boy's father was offered a job nearby. There are 61 million kids like him living with relatives in rural areas while their parents work in the cities. That is larger than the population of many countries. Damn, China. ",
"Super Saiyan 5 :D",
"I think you mean track. There is only 1 event in cross country",
"Good thing you're using your secret Reddit, racist. ",
"hi撚冻 is better",
"Makes me sad but happy that things could be worse. Fair play to the lil man. ",
"Truly patriotic US condition.",
"Is reddit doing something to help this kid? He fucking earns it! ",
"This is how my client described it. I don't think she ever had it past the point of redness/burning/numbness. But still. I'd be freaking the hell out! \n\nWere not used to such extremes on this tiny little island. ",
"This has made me realize how fucking vague and stupid these lyrics are...",
"My grandfather walked two and a half hours to school. Until he was 14 he didn't even have shoes. I can't imagine what it was like going to school in the winter, especially because it was kinda remote ಠ_ಠ\n\nEdit: he was a post-WW2 child",
"I walked with my older sister from our house to to our school my entire elementary days (6 years). It’s a 20 min walk pass a slaughter house, a hill, a public market, and a mosque. By now you can tell how small my town is. ",
"Because he is a boy... From China......",
"His name is Chi Li Man.",
"Fair play to the little fella, but this may be the funniest photo I have ever seen.",
"This is daily life for many people. 4km is nothing.",
"Mans not cold",
"I wanna cry... To make up for the tears this little child didn't shed. ",
"Jackie frost",
"China will own the US if this continues.",
"FROSTED TIPS",
"He looks like Captain Hitsugaya",
"Most likely its cause of their build. Im from singapore too and its already hard to get 11 flat for my 2.4",
"Long distance runners squatting, what.",
"Your kids should have to walk 4km for school. ",
"Frosted tips were so 90’s ",
"I call him a Saskatchewan boy. ",
"Poor kid... I hope the other kids didn't give him a hard time about it.\n\nI once went on a date and I had to cycle 8km or so. Showered before and I went out. I had pretty long hair back then and when I arrived part of it was frozen which amazed me! :p\n\n(date went well, but I caught her kissing someone else a couple of days later, I ordered a beer and never looked back while she regretted it.) ",
"1 can ice frosting from dollar store.\n\n5k karma on Reddit...",
"*Ow my heart.* Poor precious baby.\n\nMy inlaws lived in China and their weather, especially winter, was no joke. The pollution alone kept them inside several days of the week. The snow would often times be gray.\n\nThis photo is so humbling. The western world takes so much for granted.",
"Nice storm costume",
"Frosted tips are so 90s.",
"Guy Fieri saw this while driving his Chrysler PT Cruiser and immediately came in his pants",
"Everyone move to the side we have a hard bastard coming through ",
"back in my day we had CARD BOARD BOXES",
"You get the Mitch Nash Award. \n\nHe was the third string running back on the 87 OSU Cowboys. #1 was Thurman Thomas. #2 was Barry Sanders. ",
"Same",
"Not to be mean but how can it be uphill both ways >.< ",
"I don't see how being willing to put up with being a little uncomfortable makes someone \"hard.\" I worked construction before my current job and no one was wearing even a hoodie after probably 10 AM through the dead of winter. you guys just seem like you don't go outside enough. some of those guys were in their 60s",
"With those frosted tips back in 2000 no one would’ve been laughing ",
"Frosted tips",
"Mini blue super Saiyan",
"hahaha, sounds like the start of a sports anime/manga : D",
"No. The original source of this photo had given it the title \"Chinese boy walks 4km to school in freezing conditions, arrives with icicles in hair\".\n\nOP has quoted that source (the giveaway is the quotation marks!) and responded to it in his title.",
"U no de wae?",
"Poor kid is now obligated to stop 9/11.",
"He looks like a super hero! This kid needs to know how famous he is for looking that cool",
"Nope! Very common misconception. Mainland and Singapore use simplified (for all), Taiwan/HK/many overseas use traditional (for all).\n\nCantonese in Guangzhou will be in simplified. Mandarin in Taipei will be in traditional. Hokkien in Singapore will be whatever the person feels like.",
"Okay yah hard bastard ",
"There is literally nothing to be gained from not wearing a coat in those conditions other than some kind of weird dick measuring contest you might be having with you co-workers. ",
"[China is second world.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Second_World)",
"Meanwhile in Texas, a dozen degrees above freezing, half an inch snow remains on the ground, the whole state closes down and people rush to empty the store shelves.",
"Now young Wang, you must fulfil your....*destiny*",
"Some countries aren't developing at all. We call them shitholes.",
"Now i understand the origin of anime hair color",
"1. Stop being karma hungry. 2. Saw it on Facebook week ago. 3. They said he walked 14 miles . ",
"That dude needs a hat. Like, with some degree of urgency.",
"CAN WE TALK ABOUT THE DEMON CHILD IN THE BACKGROUND? PLEASE TELL ME I'M NOT THE ONLY ONE SEEING THIS. ",
"more movement, not being weighed down by a heavy jacket during physical labor, not leaving it one equipment and having it freeze overnight ",
"TIL China doesnt do hats",
"again these people were in their 60s. I don't think me being able to handle the same as old men makes me tough and I'd say I'm a pretty big crybaby in general. I just think people are oversensitive to cold because they throw on a winter coat at 60 degrees ",
"cold acclimation is a real thing. it's 65 in my house and I'm sweating because I spent a lot of the winter outside and this is hot to me now ",
"No no... those were for kids growing up in the late 70s... possibly early 80s...\n\nBut you're right! Eff tablets! Our kids need to know how to work to be entertained! Back in my day yada yada yada whatnot....",
"Wow... I wish I like anything as much as this kid like school...",
"That's unneededly cruel to call a nation with a history and culture of its own something as dismissive as that.",
"should have tried wrestling, all that climbing gave you better climbing/push power in your legs, or football as a linebacker.",
"Get that boy a hat!",
"But by that definition, South Africa and Namibia are first world. The idea of First, Second and Third world in relationship to the US-Soviet Union stopped really being used in that way after the cold war. We generally use it now to refer to first world as developed countries and third world as undeveloped.\n\nI was trying to lump china in the category of \"somewhere on the high end of developing\". Obviously the first, second, third world definitions aren't very good for describing global development, and something like the HDI is generally better.\n\nBut in my comment it made for an easy, if reductive, way to describe China's development status.",
"Tell it to the American president.\n\nHe's highly opposed to shithole countries these days.",
"So he walks about 90 minutes a day just to get to school and back home. Don’t they have buses at his town? ",
".....aaaaaaand..... gets bullied.",
"Wish I could, he doesn't seem like a guy open to advice though.",
"This is heartbreaking and NOT funny. ",
"31% of the planet uses toilet paper. Let's not pretend that the world isn't peppered with shitholes countries. That's why they're all clamoring to get into the West.",
"Get that kid a beanie!!",
"Ask any of the men in Calais trying to illegally board an 18 wheeler if their homeland is a shithole.",
"Okay, we have a better economy and a more stable history. Why would you need to insult them? Normal people with dignity that just don't have access to a walmart like you do. Shame on you, that easily could have been you.",
"My dad told the same story. We're in Central Texas. ",
"Say what you want about your own country, at least you understand it. Dismissing nations that have history and culture of their own as \"shitholes\" just reeks of ignorance.",
"Wrong. _YOU_ called him Chinese boy, not me. And the title should thus be: \"Legend walks 4km to school in freezing conditions, arrives with icicles in hair\" I call him Legend but you may call him Chinese boy",
"> 🤷🏼♂️\n\nWhat emoji's are these? I'm seeing a square, light flesh coloured block and the male arrow sign.\n",
"Listen, ivory tower, you're surrounded by shithole countries. There are over 7 billion people on the planet, most of them live in squalor, and they all want what you have. Wanna trade places with a Somalian?",
"*Ignorant* is pretending shithole countries aren't shitholes.\n\nNorth Korea is a shithole. Let's hear your genius counter-argument.",
"4km is not long",
"The dad comes back once every 4 to 5 months as an internal migrant worker and he lives in a run down mud wall house with his grand parents. Poor kid's got it rough. A charity organised to have warm clothing given to him and his classmates along with a new heating unit for the class room. I think they also collected a bunch of money for him too.",
"On his way he reached the next level of a really cool boy.",
"\nim as of now the cool uncle who gives a taste of bourbon and a chocolate bar at that point shows them to play PC amusements. \n",
"The \"Chinese Boy\" part of the OPs subject line was in quotes. OP was correct, assuming s/he isn't quoted themselves....",
"It was an active blizzard every day of every winter of your father's childhood? ",
"Probably OP. ",
"uhhh I put it away",
"Plot twist: the teacher took a day off",
"I don’t call him legend, I call him an idiot because he has frostbite now...",
"Someone get this kid a bike.",
"Umm no. The burning and numb is just cold wind. Not frostbite it is called something like frostnip. You are good until it loses color. It starts losing color get inside. How sheltered were you as a child!?",
"Poor wee darling, I want to knit that kid a hat.",
"I really hope we just don’t have context for the kids in the back rather than they are actually laughing at him like it seems. ",
"There is a memes in here somewhere. ",
"It’s in quotes. ",
"I wouldn't but i wouldn't talk shit on them from my fuckin ivory tower either.",
"When i was a kid i always showered in the morning and arrived at school with frozen hair every day in winter. A teacher of mine just couldnt stand that and selfmade a beanie for me. I still own that hat till this day!",
"North Korea is a country that has a totalitarian government and horrible leadership reminiscent of 1920s japan, thats how I would describe them, not with an insult talking about poo.",
"Can you please be my uncle?",
"How can we help??? I would gladly donate towards his education!",
"Take that Baltimore.",
"Typical finland",
"According to OP.. ",
"Is it mean that I thought \"bitches\"? Lil kids can be bitches, right?",
"No. It's a joke. Guy is the only one I know who can do it. What you should know is, Choji isn't actually fat. ",
"You wouldn't because [Somalia is a shithole](https://wikitravel.org/en/Somalia), and you know it.",
"How did your father walk uphill both ways?",
"Goddamn, this kid is a trooper. He’s gonna be successful and bring fortune to his family.",
"Did someone tell him Frosted tips are way out of style?",
"Thanks for the wiki link and the first google result. The way you pathetically support everything that man says is, well, its just pathetic.",
"Yeah had a awesome spike picture its in the top posts of reddit front page",
"something something something frosted tips",
"I don't believe that Somalia is a shithole because Donald Trump said it.\n\nI believe Somalia is a shithole because Somalia is a shithole.",
"Strava or it didn't happen. ",
"I hate to pull out credentials.\n\nBut #1, I’m Canadian, #2 I’ve experienced frostbite personally, and #3 I’m a doctor. \n\nSo you could say I’m pretty familiar with Mr. Frost, though at this point I call him Jack. ",
"http://archive.is/S8aYV",
"His classmates' reactions are so classic.",
"Like the rapper?",
"Looks like a still from an anime intro lol",
"Was he frozen in an iceberg for Lets say hundreds of years?",
"Kori-ko",
"Whatever you do, *don’t let him sneeze at anybody*! \n\nOr god forbid, fart. ",
"I see people all the time where i live with a 1/4 inch of ice over their beard when they go outside for a while",
"You mean Wang fweezin ",
"I spent too much time outside now I'm Chinese how can I fix this?",
"Dude I didn't realize how much I needed this until now. ",
"Frostbite is black, people. Relax.",
"That's my boy, Little Wang.",
"This is a commun thing in my country as well where you see kids walking great distances to school very day.\n\nCome to think of it even my high school was more than 30 mn away from home outside of town.",
"Myself and rest of the kids in my town walked around 4km every day to school since we were 5. And we get down to -20. I know how he feels ",
"The most metal 90's frosted tips ever.",
"Poor munchkin. This breaks my heart. :(",
"This kid is a hero.",
"I.C. Weiner",
"Yes they fucking can, kids can be real cunts sometimes",
"So, you're saying you do know Jack? ",
"You weren't a Zizzer were you?",
"Mans not cold",
"Kakashi!",
"Those are some Meera Reed level dark red cheeks ",
"Apparently no one here does.",
"Somebody get him something warm to eat.\nMaybe dog soup 😂",
"But isn't he Chinese and a boy? ",
"No no. I’m not that close with Mr. Daniels yet. ",
"No. They used quotes. They quoted somebody who used the term chinese boy then unquoted said he wouldnt call him that but instead call him a legend. ",
"Pulling the day’s wood on a sled to heat the one room school as I was told. ",
"It needs spelling out because it’s not funny. Hence why people don’t get that it’s a joke. No one is really offended, it’s just a horrible title for a post. ",
"Did you run for York in Illinois? Or perhaps West Windsor NJ?",
"They call him Ai Zing",
"maybe try wearing a hat? in wisconsin lately try this and he'd be dead.",
"Love the commitment, he should teach a class in the US. ",
"He looks like a dragon fruit",
"It’ll toughen him up for bigger things in like. ",
"Classmates in the background, laughing their asses off.\n\n\n\n",
"I love the little girl in back. Laughing so hard she fell out of the seat. ",
"I used to have to walk 2km in to my school in Canada and my hair would look like this in temperatures pretty much anywhere under -15°. My hair would always freeze because it was still damp after my morning shower, it probably wasn’t that terrible of a walk for him. ",
"Get that little fucker a toque",
"It's a little guy throwing his hands up in the air.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Bike?",
"Everybody in the background pissin themselves laughing at him ",
"I call him Rufio",
"This looks like what I'm sure my parents lied about",
"There is his fucking hat?",
"> (railroad embankment is by far the biggest hill in his hometown)\n\nAnd you have your dad and all the kids that walked to school uphill both ways to thank for wearing that hill down to the size of a railroad embankment.",
"Came here to say the same thing. Reddit has pulled it together to build a kids school in Africa. Can we send the kid a winter cap? ",
"Rwee",
"That's completely unnecessary. The other kids are Chinese too. ",
"Thank you, guy.\n\nHis father (Wang Gangkui) went back to home the day he saw his son's photo(he works in Kunming, his colleague showed him the photo). The local government has decided to equip the school with heat on 11 Jan( there's no heat in most parts of Southern China).\n\nAlso, people asked if they can give donations to the boy. Wang Gangkui told his son that he should get what he wants by himself, not donations.\n\nThere's a report in more details (in Chinese) : www.xinhuanet.com/local/2018-01/11/c_1122240900.htm ",
"While I find the rest of your comment insightful, 15 degrees isn’t cold enough to need heating surely? 15 degrees just means you can turn the air con off? Bangkok drops to 15 c and no one here needs heating not even the locals, they just wear hoodies.",
"Ice cold baby",
"They seem like typical kids who are diverted, if they were mean to him then that's unacceptable. So let them pass?",
"> For example having to scale a really steep cliff for 2 hours on these rickety looking \"stairs\".\n\nThink of their thighs tho",
"Ok, but #4 you're a shark, so I'm not sure I trust you",
"And with how often this will be reposted, it should not be hard for him to provide proof. ",
"They don't have hats in China???? I don't call him legend, I call him a fucking idiot.",
"OP took a semester of philosoohy and can therefore do so",
"Sure thing! Just in time for me to readthe adventures of cu chulain",
"Came for this comment, knowing it would be top.",
"Good Lord, somebody get this kid a hat already!",
"Brainfreeze",
"Was it uphill both ways?",
"You just called him”Chinese boy” tho ",
"Awe his poor little wind burned face",
"They probably mean Fahrenheit, 15F = -9C",
"真他妈的冷",
"Is 4km considered a long walk to school? I live in Switzerland one of the richest countries in the world and my walk to school was also around 4 km for 6 years.",
"You called him Chinese boy",
"It takes him over an hour to walk 4.5km in -9 degree C weather. His face is so wind burned and chapped. \n\nAnd this kid says, “It’s cold going to school, but it’s not hard.” \n\nYou’ll have more grit than anyone around you. I hope it serves you well. ",
"What a shit-holer \n\nhttps://youtu.be/DuTReBPNx88",
"Talk about frosted tips",
"Uphill both ways...",
"And people wonder why American school kids are behind every other country. Holy shit. *Promote that boy!*",
"Buildings in the southern provinces usually don't have heating, you'd have to rely on AC most of the time. I'm the north there's heating everywhere, don't know why tho",
"Damn, why are you so evil? ",
"Shit. Now I wanna buy this kid something",
"Consonants, vowels, uppers, downers, all arounders, you name them we took them.",
"Evil, pragmatic, tomato tomahto.\n\nYou wouldn't travel to Somalia. Don't kid yourself.",
"Wait...you hated your parents? Why? For not moving closer to your school or community college? Or for not having the disposable income to buy your a car or hire a chauffeur?\n\nWhat did you expect your parents to do? ",
"Why not both?\n",
"HE'S BACK HE'S BACK!!",
"And to top it all off, the kids laugh at him as he walks in...",
"That's the point. It was said ridiculous year to try and compete because the bar was insanely high.",
"There's only one US, no need to specify the Maine one.",
"/r/madlads ",
"Muh heart, muh soul. ",
"Don't criticize too much: They're \"left-behind\" kids too, left to fend with aging grandparents after the parents disappeared to find work in distant cities. The younger ones (infants & toddlers) are also susceptible to child kidnapping/trafficking because the inland rural areas are so far-flung, remote & impoverished.",
"Those darn American kids just don’t wanna endanger their life.",
"Dude. You're going out of your way to start a political fight on a picture of a child with literal frosted tips. Have some chill. If you want to talk about it, there's subreddit for that. Don't come to where we're having a peaceful enough conversation and shove a hard left turn calling your home planet a shithole.\n\nHave a bit of perspective maybe.\n\nThe comments below you too, btw. Don't feed the troll.",
"I had to walk 4km one way to school every day until I got to 5th grade and the schoolbus finally started to drive by my house. Didn't matter if it was -15 or +15. Atleast I got to stay home when it went below -20.",
"Yes, sometimes. Now try driving a bike with 2meters of snow. Or simply ice on the ground.",
"Actually I just object to the euphemism 'developing country.' It's more polite than *shithole* but it's 100% patronizing.\n\nReally, the only choices are developing and developed? None of the countries of the world are failing?",
"Ohh, that makes much more sense! Sorry I don’t use Fahrenheit.",
"I would rather walk 5 miles in snow than bike 10 miles in rain and wind tbh. ",
"What the fuck are the parents thinking? \n\nNo hat? It's bad enough he has to walk 4km in freezing weather - at least give the kid warm clothes. ",
"Bringing back the frosted look.",
"You don't like the term 'developing country so you felt the need to say\n\n>Some countries aren't developing at all. We call them shitholes\n\nOne more time dude, have a touch of perspective. If you have a a problem with a term, the solution isn't to start flinging insults. Maybe just say you have a problem with the term and you think it's a euphamism.",
"You're right. My mental math may be off, but this about how far I walk. It's not that bad at all. However, it must be pretty damn cold if those are legit icicles.",
"Uphill both ways....",
"> the solution\n\n...is whatever I want it to be, bub. Have some perspective!",
"Well the first part is, but the part about calling him Chinese boy isn't. It looks like OP just threw that in there for fun. ",
"So like 20-30min? Not really that long. ",
"Blood vessels can heal and you can even grow new vessels, but the repair job isn't always perfect. You can have higher than normal resistance due to issues like scar tissue, or smaller diameter or kinked vessels, and it might not be enough of an issue to cause flow problems when you're warm (i.e. most of the time), but it can slow down or even stop blood flow when blood pressure in your fingers drops in response to cold.",
"Jack Fwost",
"Thanks for your reply. I was only saying how bad they look. The poor boy is obviously suffering and the kids really seem to be mocking him. If they have their own misery then I would hate to see them ridiculed for it. ",
"The best part is the kid in the back absolutely cheesing",
"It's baby Kakashi! ",
"The true surprise is that he actually made it to school without getting backed over by a car 12 times..",
"might be, but I don't think you can say he's sad just from this picture. you get that ice in your hair pretty easily just by being outside in the right weather(freezing and misty), I often got it cycling to my highschool(but mostly in my beard/eyelashes/eyebrows). once you step into a heated space it melts very quickly. ",
"plot twist : all they did that day in school was watch the movie Frozen",
"Ah I see ",
"It looks like he just entered his final form.",
"I mean, am I ignorant for pointing out that hats are really easy to make/easy to get? \n\n\nOh, and hats would totally prevent this and keep you much warmer?\n\n\nAll he needs to do is wrap bit of cloth over his head- he has a decent jacket. ",
"There's a Maine in Pakistan, a Maine in Chad and Niger, and a Maine in France. There are also Maine's in 6 states (including Maine!) In the US. ",
"I live in a city and I would have to walk to our school bus stop about a mile away, rain, snow or shine. \n\nWe would get snow days at about 6\" of snow or more... Until the dreaded year when our new superintendent took over. She was from Montana. She did not believe our Ohio snow warranted a day off school unless it was over a foot and a half. ",
"So my granddad actually did walk uphill going to and coming from school. His school was midway up a large hill (or small mountain) and his after school job was at the top of the hill. I don't think it was actually very far from bottom to top, but he used to get a kick out of saying he had to walk up hill on his way to school and then again when he left school. \n\nIn the winter apparently he would just ski home. ",
"That is captain toshiro hitsugaya hyourinmaru to you.",
"Lil' dude needs wool hat ffs. ",
"Give that hero some peppermint hit chocolate!!!",
"Jackie Frost",
"I don't want to be That Old Guy, but my busstop was about a mile walk, and Pennsylvania got plenty cold. Hair-cicles were pretty common.\n\nKid needs a hat.",
"Sure, it'll be tree fiddy",
"why did you leave mom?!?",
"At one point 2 girls in my state were the top 2 girls in the nation in the 5k.",
"He is genetically Chinese with XY chromosomes😐",
"Unfortunate his nickname is “Little Wang”.",
"I walked 4km to school in freezing conditions as well, it's called being Canadian. We were just smart enough to put a hat on ",
"Or had a hat available ",
"Lol. I didn't realized until I read your comment. ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"A little more background: the school is located in a rural area without direct access to a main road. It is heated by a wood stove and doesn't have running water. Despite all of this, it has one of the highest student graduation rate of any school in its province in the PUBG cheating training program. A real success story.",
"He’s making a quote and then speaking to the author of the quote with his next statement. ",
"What are you talking about? Dude just went to Flavortown",
"I mean I don’t specifically call people by their country then their name. I was making a joke because this title is cheesy as hell. ",
"This poor boys little face made my heart hurt",
"Never read Lord of the Flies? They're savage and barbaric, no chill at all. ",
"Yeah, I just ran distance, the coach was the same and it all blended into 1 season anyways.",
"We had school buses that showed up around 630am on school days. Any other travel, no public transport wasn't available. \n\nIn town there is a single public bus but its route doesn't go anywhere I need besides the CC but that would be about the closest stop to my house anyways...\n\nRural america... yay...",
"my parents were in encampments and didn't go to school. they dug graves",
"get this kid a scholarship. And a toque. ",
"Where did you take this photo? This looks like one of a thousand schools in the Chinese countryside from my time in Guizhou and Sichuan.",
"All jokes aside, this is pretty fucked up. Someone get this boy a real jacket. ",
"Funny...because they didn't give me rides to or from class.\n\nAnd no, they weren't busy. My dad had actually retired by that point and could have easily come to get me... money wasn't that tight.\n\nThough I was a bit mad they didn't buy me a car seeing as theyd bought all of my siblings first cars for them. Yet somehow they saw my extra classes and school work as a hinderance to my finding a minimum wage job. (Which I still had.) And so didnt buy mine... instead when I was 20 they claimed me on their taxes illegally and took the return I was going to use to put a down payment on my first car...\n\nI had a few angsty teenager complaints growing up but also some very real ones my parents have yet to make up for... ",
"Your mom ",
"The phrasing as very awkward regardless. ",
"Legend",
"Wait... but... You called him \"Chinese Boy\" first!\n:|",
"Those cheap tablet's arent gonna do by them self. ",
"Right? Who cares if they want it that way? Unless it's a steak well done...",
"He's Asian and they're all Chinese anyway. It's true I went to school.",
"Hey! And I could be the main/side character who shows you how \"normal\" people fair, while these superhumans haul ass in comically over stylized artistry showing it as super action packed but really theyre still running a long distance so it's not nearly that fast paced from the outside, but for them it's like the end of Gurren Laggan as they speed torwards the finish line.",
"So much snow it turns down hill to up hill",
"Same with my parents except they had to walk 5 miles to catch a manure wagon for a ride into town.",
"[aftermath is pretty good](https://medium.com/shanghaiist/100-000-yuan-in-donations-delivered-to-yunnan-school-after-ice-boy-photo-goes-viral-5eb6bdb09209)",
"I call it child abuse",
"Man, this kid was serious about getting frosted tips. ",
"No cake for you!",
"Well my original comment was about deadlifting. While leg press isn't a gauge of strength - guess what? - people still do sets of it in their workout to *build* strength. Obviously they're not squatting 600lbs.",
"The comment you replied to says nothing about squatting.",
"My dad said the exact same thing, except he said he had a baked potato in his pocket to keep him warm. ",
"Even leg press, long distance don't do that, man. Muscles = heavy",
"My vietnamese father always tells me stories of how he had to walk miles to school and only had 1 outfit for each year. ",
"Canadian checking in. \n\nDude is a lightweight, that is all. ",
"Subzero Jr?",
">calls him Chinese boy\n\n\"You call him Chinese boy. I call him legend.\"",
"Education is THIS important.\n\nRESPECT",
"Regardless my comment was about how he probably had the strongest legs and would win a deadlifting competition. Nothing definitive, more of a silly hypothetical. I have seen runners powerlift though. They're building strength and only do it like once a week. That's not enough to put on crazy muscle.",
"I walked 4km to school every day un freezing cold, heaps of snow and over frozen rivers in my childhood in Northern Sweden. January and February was typically between -30 to - 40 degrees Celsius. ",
"Urgh, kinda same on some remote place here on our country, only they cross rivers or mountain to attend school or to work.",
"Frosted tips making a comeback?",
"Asians get real serious about frosting their tips.",
"It is just dirt road? Or you walk town to town? ",
"Don't burn this photo like you burned that photo of that girl that didn't like you for being a creepy, obsessed weirdo, okay?",
"It really isn't that far.\n\nYou're probably some butterball murrican...\n\n>4km is so far! I'd probably die before I got there!",
"Nah I was in a semi-suburb, the public school buses had very specific routes and I was bussed downtown, about 15 minutes away. I'd walk to the bus stop in the morning with my sister and we would walk back again in the afternoon. There were hills both ways, but it wasn't that bad. We also had friends on the way so it wasn't out of the ordinary to cut through some back yards to shave a minute or two off. ",
"4km is less than a mile.",
"I think he's riffing on an old Monty Python sketch, where there's four old men telling tall tales about how bad they had it as a kid, each trying to one up the other. The 'uphill both ways' is pretty much directly lifted from it.",
"Did anyone catch this description? https://imgur.com/ZKNuZiP",
"But I also walked to school in -20 uphill both ways but it was only like 3 km.",
"#those cheeks though",
"Someone get this boy a Ushanka!",
"So I'm from Georgia, USA and we have very little experience with cold down here. The other night it was probably around 15°F (-9°C) (this is the coldest winter we have had in my living memory) and I walked 5 miles in it. I was all bundled up and didn't feel cold but when I got home, my face was red, kind of stinging, and felt kind of dead and numb when I poked or slapped at it. It wore off in less than an hour. Was this frostbite? I thought nothing of it at the time...",
"Sub-Zero, the early years.",
"The kid in question looks amused too. In the article it's obvious that he wasn't hurt and that he didn't think much of it. Kids don't give nearly as much of a fuck as adults. ",
"I think he just eats a special pill to get strong. The \"gates\" thing is Lee.",
"> Wang Gangkui told his son that he should get what he wants by himself, not donations.\n\nThat kid is going to be OK.",
"mans not hot",
"Apparently the local Red Cross urged people not to donate directly to the boy, instead donation must go through the organization’s hierarchy, which means boy gets nothing in the end and everyone on the chain benefit a little. ",
"Somebody mail him parka hat it’s required in Minnesota ",
"It does not take you that long to walk that amount. No they do not have buses. Most of the other parents bring their kids to school. But my brother wanted to show the kid that he trust him and for the kid to be more independent. ",
"I read that as \"cheese boy\" and it took me way too long figuring out what the significance of the cheese was and why it was so important he walked so far in the cold to deliver it?\n\nI essentially made up the backstory of cheese in my head.",
"No, YOU called him a Chinese boy. Literally the first two words in the title.",
"Only if you are hot and 18. ",
"In those days we tied onions to our belts.",
"He'll tell his grandkids about that. ",
"I want to buy him a hat.......",
"May not understand really how sad this is honestly.\n\nThe kid with the icicles looks like he's partially smiling, and certainly doesn't look upset at least. Don't expect kids to have some next level sympathy lol. It's usually just direct and very obvious stuff like if the kid came in crying etc.",
"Lord, I had that happen to me once, not that extreme or that young. I was walking to work and all my hair that was sticking out from the hood of my jacket just froze lol. I hate the cold.",
"No it’s a phrase for playing football when we were kids. Using our jumpers/sweatshirts for goal posts\n\nEdit: I just googled it and it turns out it’s also a movie about Ed Sheeran...",
"There’s Sub-Zero, now do a little Chinese boy version of Scorpion.",
"Never forget. It's always \"AND BOTH WAYS I TELL YA!!\".",
"I thought you were retired.",
"He looks like he got to school [by way of flavourtown.](https://images1.westword.com/imager/five-reasons-why-guy-fieri-should-drive-to/u/original/6454542/guyfieri_web.jpg) ",
">Those darn American kids just don’t wanna endanger their life.\n\nWhat, by having a burning desire for education? I saw a picture on the internet one time of Chinese school kids who had to *scale a cliff* on ladders to get to school. American kids think walking three blocks is an imposition. ",
"Your dad is such a memer.",
"It's pretty much exactly the premise of Kuroko no Basuke.",
"Damn near frost bite on his cheeks.\n\n",
"luxury!",
"He just needs a good balaclava",
"THESE ARE THE KIDS WE PLAY PUBG WITH. FUCKIN' TROOPERS\n",
"90° is pretty hot in certain places on California.",
"I remember when I had frosted tips in middle school",
"No, I call him Guy Fieri",
"Read my comment again. There's only one US :p I think you misread my pun as 'theres only one Maine *IN* the US'",
"I'm calling bs. -15 will have your ears froze within 30 min. Your perceived strength doesn't overpower science.",
"You changed it from deadlift to leg press, and the second comment is what I replied to.\n\n>While leg press isn't a gauge of strength - guess what? - people still do sets of it in their workout to build strength. \n\nThat's pretty obvious, but with the comment you made below, it implies that you think if you leg press \n\"a ton\" of weight, you have really strong legs. The only reason why people mention their weight on leg press is to impress individuals who don't workout. Person: \"I can leg press 600+ lbs\". Friend: \"That's ridiculous! You are fuckin' strong.\" That sounds better than saying you can squat 225 lbs. \n\n>I don't know man, they all leg press more weight than me at the gym. Actually more than anyone else at the gym. It's kind of ridiculous.\n\n",
"actual weather was 15 degrees but \"real feel\" was -20 to -15 with wind",
"The comment asked if op is from norther Scotland.\n\nAnd I said he mentioned that he's from Maine, US, as saying Maine alone wouldn't suffice\n\nHave I said US, North America, your comment would have made sense. But the US was mentioned to specify which Maine I was referring to. ",
"Frosted tips",
"Colloquially we’d call that frostnip (which is just mild frostbite). It’s the loss of sensation or numbness which makes me call it frostbite rather than just wind burn. ",
"Who called him Chinese boy? ",
"But you did call him \"Chinese boy\" in the title, which is actually kind a but racist. You wouldn't openly call someone with a handicap a handicapped person, and if you are the kind of person that is insensitive enough to only see that defined aspect of a person you should feel ashamed.",
"Well, it doesn’t snow much in So. Cal, so we have to make the necessary adjustments to the story.",
"It's called a pun, it doesn't work if there isn't a play on words.\n\nIf you only ever take the exact literal meaning, puns can't be a thing.\n\nPlease go try to zap the fun out of someone else's life. Shoo.",
"I see it now. It's not punny",
"And a scarf, the color on those cheeks don't look healthy.",
"It's 15 miles",
"So you're just copying posts AND titles? I doubt you even give a shit about the kid lmao ",
"New gen frosted tips",
"Maybe you should sick to your Maine area of geography, humour clearly isn't your forte ;)",
"As if calling him Chinese boy is derogatory",
"This smacks of entitlement. You realize that nothing you describe is actually a hardship, right?",
"Neither did she as she probably didnt know the difference between wind burn and frostbite. ",
"What’s sad is children who grew up like this is so common in distant and poor rural areas",
"I remember when I was a kid in southern China my fingers and toes would get frostbite every winter: They will turn red and then purple. Then spring will come and as they heal they will become intensely itchy for a few weeks.",
"No one else finds this sad as fuck? No? Just me? Okay.. ",
"THIS is why you never want to have to fight a war with these people!",
"The fuck is a kilometer?",
"Dude.\n\nWear a hat.",
"Oh I know, I had a pretty good life compared to most kids. What I'm pissed about is getting screwed compared to my own siblings. \n\nAnd having my money literally stolen by my parents multiple times is definitely a hardship that's not entitlement. ",
"We used to do the same thing too if the park we were playing footy in didn't have any goalposts. \n\nThe fast show was a sketch show that had sketch \"Ron Manager\", who would ramble on and then start reminiscing about the good old days of English football. \n>Oh, those Brazilians, you know? Circa 1970? Broke the mould. Theory out the window. Free expression of football. Uncategorisable. Is that a word? It is now! You know? Far cry from small boys in the park, jumpers for goalposts. Rush goalie. Two at the back, three in the middle, four up front, one's gone home for his tea. Beans on toast? Possibly, don't quote me on that. Marvellous.",
"You equate not being given a car with getting screwed. Are you even listening to yourself? You aren’t entitled to be gifted a free car.\n\nHow did your parents steal your money? And don’t give me the “they claimed me on their taxes” line. That wasn’t stealing your money. And if you didn’t rectify that situation yourself, you have no one to blame but yourself. So how did they steal your money?",
"Oh, you are back!",
"He’ll be your uncle and your daddy",
"Well clearly you know more than us, oh wise one!",
"All their names are Wang.",
"4km isnt a ridiculous distance to walk in those conditions. According to a few articles on the picture it was only -9C when he walked to school. Thats not that bad. ",
"I worked construction on a high rise, and when winter came around and it got below freezing, you bet your ass everyone was layered the fuck up. We had to rotate shifts and have some people go to the middle of the structure because the wind and cold was too much on the edges.\n\nYou're either full of shit or trying way too hard to sound cool lmao",
"wouldn't those be one in the same? and I don't know what to tell you. I did road work and the only one in winter clothes were flagger. maybe the constant shoveling and walking kept us warmer than whatever you did on the high rise but old ass men were in t shirts and a safety vest. what would I gain from trying to be as cool as old men",
"I mean I’m from England so to me 5 celsius or less is cold. But my Malaysian boyfriend doesn’t find 15 celsius cold for extended periods (he’s lived in England for periods too) and he’s used to 35-40 celsius. I think it’s not unusual to find 15 celsius comfortable which is probably why your condo lacks heating systems, maybe you could see if it’s possible to get it installed in your unit? Or get a space heater or some nice fleece lined pyjamas? Maybe Chinese people are used to 15 celsius too so don’t see a problem? I feel like England wouldn’t have heating in houses if the weather only dropped to 15 celsius, we don’t generally have air con cos the highest temperatures are usually only 28-30 celsius in summer for a week or so.",
"Yes because as a 20 year old who was living out of the country on his own is gonna come after his parents in court over $800. \n\nYes. That would have been the right choice. \n\nIf you think my parents stealing my money and my being pissed at it constitutes entitlement, well then I wanna rob you.",
"I don't know why he doesn't just make himself a licensed baseball cap...",
"You were 20. You were an adult. \n\nIf your parents wrongfully took you as a dependent on their taxes, you don’t take them to court. You file your own taxes properly and allow the IRS to sort out the matter. The burden of proof would have been on your parents. And living out of the country is irrelevant. Plenty of people file tax returns from abroad. \n\nYour parents didn’t steal your money. You didn’t properly file your taxes.\n\nI’m starting to see a pattern here. Everything happens to you. Nothing is your fault. Nothing is your responsibility. Your parents owed you a car. They claimed you on their taxes, denying you a return (which would not have happened if you had properly filed yourself). What else wasn’t your fault?",
"Except my return came back immediately because theirs had already been processed with me being claimed. Have you dealt with this issue before? Because I doubt you have. Because then youd know that if someone claims you on their taxes it's as if your taxes have been filed. So I could press the issue with the IRS and get my parents heavily fined and possibly worse. Or let it go and tell them to not fucking do it again. Hell didnt even ask for the money back (not like they offered either.) \n\nBut I'm not entitled. Ive worked my ass off for everything I have. Am I a bit spiteful my parents gave more advantages to my older siblings? Sure. It's not entitled to expect a parent to treat their children at least close to equally.\n\nSo piss off with your bullshit. No one here is entitled but you needing to try and justify your existance by wasting my time. So long troll.",
"It’s not far for you. Walk yourself to death. ",
"Bitch please, I run more than twice that every day. \n\n\"Walk yourself to death!\"\n\nI'm surprised that you manage to type anything with those thick sausage fingers you got there. (I'm assuming you're fat if you think 4km is far.)",
"Hahah I like the leaps in assumptions you idiots make",
"I like how you didn't say I was wrong either, ya fat cunt.",
"Hahaha thanks for the laughs. I actually like you. ",
"Wow! I learn something new everyday. We don't have school here. We rely on the internet for education. Mostly youtube and reddit. Coz you know, everything you watch and read on the internet is real, so why build schools! ",
"Thanks for feedback! Be safe and hopefully you don't encounter some bigfoot or wendigo, been reading the stories on /r/nosleep hehe.",
"I’m a CPA. I deal with this issue all the time. It is not a race to see who files their taxes first. \n\nYou should have pressed the issue with the IRS. Your parent’s wouldn’t have been fined. Their return would have been amended. ",
"What? That doesn't make any sense..?",
"He looks like an anime character. ",
"Than why do you stay in China if most things you say about it are negative? ",
"you can start a crowdfunding project for this kid and send it to him DIRECTLY. I read from news Chinese have raised over 10K for this boy and he only got about 200 bucks after the local government took away most of it.",
"What I read, red cross in China took away 95% of the donation. or the local gov, I don't remember exactly",
"Silly me, I actually know all that, but was being too general for briefness sake. I guess i meant to say mainland Chinese. I'm currently learning simplified mandarin in Hong Kong (down to preference).",
"In some remote areas, there is very far form school to the students home, and because the rode is not very flat, almost mountains, so transportation can't drive in, all need walking, these children everyday need to walk almost 2-3 hours to school, really hard"
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"Either he aged well or he ravaged his body back in the day because he looks the same. ",
"*Whoa*",
"We have talked about this, dude doesn't age. ",
"Anti flag? That doesn't mean anti the American flag does it? Riiiiiight on ",
"It’s a band.",
"Thank you",
"I didn't know he bleached his hair back then.",
"He's beside himself",
"I'm aware. Those are lyrics from one of their songs",
"Ah, gotcha.",
"No worries. Was a huge fan of their first album back in my punk music days",
"It's been so long since I've listened to them. I saw them live once and they put on a great show.",
"Anti-flag! Ha! I remember them",
"I have that CD.",
"Why does everyone meet Keanu Reeves in this reddit?\n",
"He is everywhere. And he is a very nice guy. ",
"This guy gets around.",
"Efffyyyyyy",
"Still around, and rocking harder than ever!",
"I’m so drunk, I can’t remember your set! YOUR MY FAVORITE BAND! Woo!",
"Kill the rich!",
" excellent!",
"Uh...what? It’s another line from the same song, sourpuss. ",
"Oh. Right on",
"So what..",
"Anti flag is a great band",
"Underground network alternative communication.... Damn I got to listen to that whole album again",
"I posted this just for the Keanu aspect and it’s gaining more anti-flag notice and now I feel like I need to listen to them again too. ",
"If it's a choice between anti flag and Keanu, you made the right choice by seeing Keanu, but yes anti flag is fantastic and they make me happy... Your shirt reminded me I used to have that shirt and saw them on that your at Emos in Austin Texas.... Great times",
"He looks really excited to meet you",
"Yeah well he was secretly. He just got done playing hockey and was actually really nice about it. ",
"That expression is the look of a man's face right after he finds out they are underage. ",
"Poor guy gets asked for selfies 100 times a day :( ",
"You must be pretty tall. You look like lily from himym.",
"Are you the one wearing the shirt? I'd have such a crush on you if I saw you wearing that when I was in high school.\n\n This is creepy and I feel creepy. Oh welp.",
"I’m the one wearing anti-flag yes hah",
"Anti-Flag! Used to love them in the 90s.",
"Back then they were just called 'Pictures'...",
"They are still called that.",
"Pretty sure I took this with a disposable camera also.",
"Same",
"You never forget your first time meeting Keanu. Mine was at a bowling alley, he was bowling alone and invited us to join him and he shouted us all beers. He wasn't keen on answering Matrix questions though, but loved talking about movies in general.",
"He truly was just a genuinely super nice guy and I will never forget that day and meeting him and I can't even remember if I put on deodorant half of the time. ",
"[And let's just add the proof.](https://i.pinimg.com/564x/8e/6a/26/8e6a26ddf79ab3542039046ea7f6b6a1.jpg)"
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I (left) met Keanu Reeves 15 years ago at a hockey rink
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[
"TELL US YOUR WAYS",
"I bought a box like 6 months ago or something and left it on top of the refrigerator until last month. Entered the code and won lol",
"You can buy large quantities of tiny freeze dried marshmallows on the internet.",
"From 1993? Asking for my friend he has autism and loves the movie groundhog day! Idk how but he always knows "
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THEY FINALLY CAME
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[
"Doggo",
"Lol!",
"Awww we used to have a black dog with little stumpy legs like this. His name was Spanky. Such a good boy.",
"I'd like two* cat sticks pleaseeeeee",
"Two*?",
"Thx"
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Service is a bit slow today. It's okay, I'll just sit here and wait.
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[
"Thats really cool!",
"Your mom is welcome into any social media platform. No \"parent\" stigma included",
"[More contrast.](https://i.imgur.com/yqH3oBm.jpg)",
"that's a very nice photo",
"Wow that's awesome! Thanks :)",
"Split the contrast and you have the upside down.",
"Beautiful",
"Let's hope the housing bubble doesn't burst..."
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Photo my mom took of a bubble in the air
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[
"When the shitter has a better view from his house than you do.",
"Possibly r/mildlyinteresting material? ",
"Looks like something the North Korean leader would have.",
"That’s when you know you’ve made it. ",
"You're right, that sub is shitter.",
"Could do very well in r/toiletviews i reckon",
"Luxurious for sure",
"If that were the case all the citizens would be directly below it.",
" **THIS IS GLORIOUS! **",
"Too drafty for me",
"Pretty sure he doesn't have an asshole. ",
"Shit Yeah!",
"So you've got toilet plumbing on a roof with a view like that... And *that's* the toilet you go with? No customization at all either. Just the basic home Depot bowl. Tacky bro. Real tacky.",
"When a bird shits on you while you're on the shitter.",
"I already consider my bathroom a sanctuary, but this is next level.",
"I can't feel my feet",
"GLORIOUS",
"Looks great until bees/wasps show up while you're mid shit.",
"Epiphany Toilet",
"When you shit on the guy that just rang your doorbell",
"what the fuck am I even looking at right now",
"Upvote for title.",
"Obviously designed before drones were a thing.",
"Doesn't look connected to the floor, or anything really. Like it's just sitting on the tile. Occam's Razor, that's probably where they placed the toilet while cleaning/renovating the bathroom.",
"Nice handle",
"Am I the only one thinking about how sweaty my hams would get? That place just looks humid as hell. \n\nI dropped a deuce in a bathroom in Mumbai that was similar to this but much less of a view. It was behind a nightclub and It was incredibly uncomfortable and I got so sweaty. Probably the worst shit I’ve taken ever........ besides festival porta potties ",
"This is HEAVEN!!!",
"It’s actually a public bathroom at a small hotel on the big island of Hawaii. The whole hotel is pink as well.",
"Just don't tell anyone or the line will go on forever. ",
"This view is the shit",
"I can only imagine my death after using this drunk and stumbling forward a bit too hard.",
"What a shit view.",
"Best seat in the house.",
"Is this in a hotel? Some kind of rehab center? I have so many questions",
"I’m so confused. It’s not bolted to the floor/flange, but there’s a grab bar and what appears to be a supply line.",
"I could chill there, easy.",
"I feel bad for the rubbernecking urinating male.",
"Literal shithole",
"A poo with a view ",
"Still need your phone after a few minutes.",
"That's certainly more convenient, but I've pooped better.\n\nNot my photo, but I'd nominate the [Sahale Glacier Camp](https://farm8.staticflickr.com/7402/9387527657_ea08c694ff_b.jpg) toilet as the #1 place to #2.\n\nAt first I was a little off-put by the North Cascades philosophy of wide-open toilets, but I got to see the alternative when I visited the Olympics. They build boxes around their toilets. Boxes made of old wood, full of flies. You know what likes old wood and flies?\n\nWhen I opened the can at Elkhorn it was a scene from a horror movie. Spiderwebs stretched with the opening door, shaking loose lesser arachnids to shower forward through the tiny stall as the walls skittered to life. Larger, thicker, meatier creatures sullenly clambered under the seat as if to say, 'not this again.'\n\nSo no, I do not like a box around my toilet in the woods. The Sahale Glacier camp remains, as always, #1.",
"No but the usa has....",
"Flushed with happiness.....",
"Reminds me of that one scene from [Scrubs](https://youtu.be/bmn1ts_AIhA?t=18s).",
"Shits supposed to be good man...",
"A loo with a view"
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The Shitter
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"Harris teeter lol I work at one ",
"Woman! Do you sell super suits?!!!",
"Yep, used to work at one, knew it instantly "
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This sign for the frozen foods section.
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[
"Froze?",
"Yea..last few weeks have been a bit colder than usual lol ",
"I always say \"SCHWEPpes\", when I burp after drinking those. "
] | 3 |
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Heard a pop in the garage..
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[
"Whoa.",
"OMG!! Is Keanu Reeves getting old?? \n\n\nEdit: he is supposed to be [inmortal..](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/13/a0/b013a00bd7179ef345f2eaa01c4d403b--keanu-reeves-immortal-real-life-vampires.jpg)",
"I'm so happy the new pic trend is Keanu Reeves after all these former drug addicts and overweight individuals. Finally something I can get behind! ",
"He is just becoming more distinguished. ",
"The Keanu Reeves \"restoring faith in humanity\" world tour rolls on, stayed tuned here on Reddit for your daily updates.\n\n\nMeanwhile the \"destroying faith in humanity\" coverage will also continue, which celebrity will you hate next? The answer may shock you.",
"Looks like Keanu is on a cross country bike tour. Is it for a documentary?",
"I must have read that wrong. It sounded like you were surprised that people age over time. ",
"I second that emotion. ",
"Keanu's good guy posing for photograph World Tour continues.",
"Keanu is everywhere.",
"We need more of these Reeves and Crews, and less/no more Kardashian types. ",
"Party on dude.",
"He seems like just a genuinely good dude.",
"I work for Michelin and his motorcycle company uses Michelin tires. So he came and toured the plant. Everyone said he was beyond nice and made sure he talked with each person and got pictures. Most people were saying that he was the most down to earth person mainly because he made eye contact while talking with people. ",
"No, he's Keanu not Keanold",
"Woah. He's got a jacket from his motorcycle company that reddit talked about in the last Keanu post I saw. REDDIT IS COMING FULL CIRCLE!\n",
"Tom hanks? That'd be shocking. ",
"I like seeing it all. A success story is nice to see, and so is keanu reeves",
"I'm starting to believe Keanu is God, his omnipresence is indisputable.",
"I'm also incredibly disappointed that I wasn't at your work today...",
"No, can't be he's immortal!!",
"Photo bombed by Bill Gates.\n\nWhat was he doing there? ",
"Lol",
"We are all dust in the wind",
"r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"One thing we can all agree on is that Keanu is the best",
"He knows Kung Fu. ",
"It's just a bad angle",
"I feel bad for this, but I'm about to [ruin your day](https://www.kali-alaia-lightworker.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/11/tom-hanks.jpg)",
"\"Do you want me to like Keanu? Cause that's how you get me to like Keanu\".",
"You bastard!",
"I can't relate to success stories, I can relate to Keanu. ",
"Reddit has turned into Keanu's personal facebook page. Its great",
"You'll like /r/KeanuBeingAwesome then!",
"I'm going to learn Jiujitsu?!",
"If you're asking me if I feel drained, then yes. ",
"Big if true.",
"Dust. Wind. Dude. ",
"https://i.pinimg.com/736x/b0/13/a0/b013a00bd7179ef345f2eaa01c4d403b--keanu-reeves-immortal-real-life-vampires.jpg",
"OP, /r/KeanuBeingAwesome would love to see this!",
"Ok. I concede. He’s immortal. ",
"In most pictures I see him in, he seems to be looking at the camera thinking \"what the hell is that?\" ",
"Ooh! Ooh! Tim Honks! It's Tim Honks!",
"Your buddy from work looks like a total fucking douche bag.",
"Keanu Reeves to reddit is what Bill Murray is to the chive. ",
"Does Keanu just go around day after day being normal and cool as shit? ",
"I was at a cheap corner restaurant a while back. The waitress told me Reeves had been in a few months earlier, and when he left, he left a $1000 tip and paid for everyone's meals for the rest of the day. And didn't say anything about it before leaving. (Except, I guess, to the person collecting the money.) He seems like one of the few truly generous rich people around.",
"Tired of seeing Logan Paul at the top of the front page everyday",
"https://xkcd.com/1053/\n\nThat's been going around for at least a decade.",
"\"Johnnie 'Fuckin'' Utah\"",
"I’m a simple man... I see Keanu Reeves and I upvote",
"**2018** The year of the Keanu!",
"Honest question, is there a movie of his coming up? Maybe one I don't know about? I see 2-3 pics of him a day on the front page every single day. Not that I'm complaining. It's nice seeing a nice, humble, decent celebrity. ",
"Why don't you just say, \"Keanu\"?",
"Wish I could afford one of his bikes.",
"Does r/KeanuSightings exist yet? ",
"What the fuck is the obsession with this dude? who the fuck cares?",
"Keanu Reeves has the innate ability to make four rows deep camera ready. ",
"Just got me a Road 5. \n\nSeems silly, but I'm jealous of the plant tour. Is there a \"how its made\" for motorcycle tires that's any good? Or have you worked there so long you're over it?",
"That’s one scraggly Bill Gates. ",
"My plant actually only makes light truck and passenger tires. Michelin North American Headquarters is right down the road so He visited there first and met with the big wigs and then here for a quick tour and meet and greet. \n\nThere is actually a How It's Made video on YouTube with how tires are made but it's not Michelin. ",
"That guy in the back with the blue shirt looks so fucking pissed",
"Here's his custom made Arch motorcycle that he literally rode up to the front door.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/TLognnK.jpg",
"The man is everywhere?! It feels like every hour he hits front page",
"good guy keanu back at it again",
"I spy Aaron Rodgers in this pic",
"He always looks like he’s looking through the camera not at it",
"What is happening in the past 2 days? Did a new Matrix movie get announced and I missed it?",
"You got me. Take my upvote. ",
"Did you mean John Wick?",
"Maybe he is a watcher. ",
"No I meant Constantine.",
"Dracula 2.",
"Keanu!!!!!! ",
"Every. Damn. Day. this guy pops up on reddit. Like.... whoah dude.",
"I have a feeling some bad shit is gonna come up about Keanu since he's made front page multiple times ",
"So is Keanu becoming the best person in the world or has he been and we just haven’t noticed until recently?",
"Disappointed, but lucky. John Wick killed everyone in this picture minutes later.. with a pencil. ",
"Hoping I’m the next person to post something like this. ",
"Amazing quality pic. Which phone do you have?",
"He could easily pass for someone still in his 30's",
"Where the hell is he right now? There's a daily Keanu picture on Reddit and he's obviously not shying away from all the attention. ",
"running a set of pilot sport as3+ right now, nice work!",
"What did we do to deserve Keanu?",
"He goes in once a month to have his hair greyed to throw off the other highlanders.",
"Jesus christ...... a Group feeding.... little do you all know this was a group of 6yr olds on their field trip. Keanu needs fresh life force to keep from aging.",
"Has that front tyre been mounted the right way round?",
"/r/KeanuBeingAwesome/",
"PLEASE YES! That accent was so perfectly terrible! ",
"Been one of my favorite actors for a long time, seems to be a real great guy too. I hope I get the chance to meet him one day. ",
"Otom Shanks",
"That can't be possible right?",
"Woah ",
"https://i.imgur.com/ikGx0jX.gif",
"Yes",
"I realize it feels unnatural, but when you take a selfie, please look at the camera lens. \n\nBy looking at yourself in the screen you just seem distracted in the photo. \n\nI’m sure technology will address this someday. ",
"This guy is 53 years old. Amazing, he is ageless. Except in ‘Street Kings’ he looked like shit in that movie ",
"Not knowing anything about motorcycle tires, I'd say yes. ",
"Knowing Reddit this means Keanu is going to die in a motorcycle accident soon.",
"Wow! I loved 21 Jumpstreet. Richard Grieco is a class act. ",
"Keanu is getting around. ",
";) Wilson must have walked in and said \"keep going\"",
"Sometimes I call out Wilson's name in bed. My girlfriend just doesn't understand.",
"Keanu is one of the most humble actors. Just a great person.",
"Jeebus at this point you know Keanu is sitting at home at night with a map plotting out which public place he will appear at now to rake in his karma.",
"Don’t ",
"Put this in r/keanubeingawesome",
"He's really getting around right now. What's goin on?",
"Can we dub 2018 the year of Keanu?",
"Man he is promoting the fuck out this motorcycle company. ",
"Did I misunderstand you, or did you say that you like to get behind Keanu Reeves? ;)",
"I know virtually nothing about motorcycles and have no desire to ever own or ride one... but that is a really nice fucking bike.",
"Keanu is officially the Jesus of our Times",
"I would give him my fucking house if that happened.",
"What subs? Can't be the defaults I never see anything about him on those.",
"Such a great picture!",
"Stop it",
"I ride daily. I've ridden for years and riding is the most consistently fantastic part of my life. I wish Arch all the best but I see very little appealing about their bikes.",
"Before it was about sad keanu now tia about cool Keanu ",
"All we are is airborne mini-dirt",
"[I'm sorry to disappoint you.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PMimDiGG45M)",
"Yeah man. Does he have a new movie coming out soon or something?",
"Why do we not have r/KeanuReevesPics?",
"Same thing. Constantine is after John Wick gets religion, becomes a priest or joins a monastery or something, and changes his name to John Constantine to signify the change and distance from his sinful previous life.",
"Niiiiice... Classy and cool all the way through that man.",
"I hope he comes to my area soon!",
"You're working with Keanu Reaves? ",
"Everyone knows he is immortal. Cmon ",
"Eye of the beholder and all that I guess.",
"What is Alex Winter up to these days?",
"It's because he is half Asian",
"Reddit is all 😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍😍.",
"And you'd still ask him for a selfie. And he'd still give it, with half a log hanging out.",
"a fookin pencil",
"I miss WKUK.",
"For excessive hydroplaning -- it is correct.",
"I see 13 people there. He talked to everyone for 1 hour. Can someone please do the math how long he was there.",
"Not that I’m complaining, but why does reddit love Keanu Reeves now? It’s like him and Elon have a reddit club for awesome people with unconventional first names.",
"I'm sorry to disappoint you.",
"When people ask \"Where is Keanu Reeves?\", the more appropriate question would be:\n\n\"Where isn't Keanu Reeves?\"\n\nHe lives in our hearts.",
"Well how else is he supposed to disappear for his next century appearance?",
"It’s an ad push for his motorcycle company.",
"Must be pretty cool to work with Keanu",
"John Wick 3",
"/r/conspiratard leaking again",
"Congratulations! You are the Blitz",
"Would you people just leave him to have his life... All I see on Reddit is pictures of him.",
"greenville sc",
"Who is your buddy and what does he do? ",
"KR looks mad sad in a 'deep underlying sorrow' kinda way in this pic. He's such a legend. I worked on the matrix:reloaded film and he was always into literally every aspect of what was going on. Cameras, lights, all the techy stuff. Always asking questions about it all. Curious as a muther fucker. A toast to the Keanu Making People Feel Good tour. ",
"That's why you just find an actual Wilson like I did. He will never know I envision that volleyball every. single. time.",
"Its a quality well built bike from what I understand. Its also a hybrid which is kinda interesting since most riders fall on either the harley/cruiser side or the sport bike side. Theres also the dual sport / tour guys but whatever. \n\nAnyways they combine the lazy low torque of a big a$$ s&s cruiser style motor with a light weight sporty designed bike. Neat concept, Id like to ride one. I ride an indian so id be interested to see what that big s&s would feel like without the weight of a heavy cruiser holding it back. \n\nStay save and keep the rubber under the bike. ",
"wow",
"I thought Trump has got that covered ",
"Id watch it. Id watch it three times. ",
"Where do you work? The National Cap and Beard Association?",
"*Otom Shank\n\nIndia's answer to Brian Dennehy. ",
"Did you mean a new Bill and Ted?",
"Reeves is just addicted to beeing on Reddit. ",
"Knowing reddit, it'll turn on Keanu in a year or two, just like what always happens",
"I've only been on Reddit for a month... ",
"Nah, a new new Point Break.",
"I’ve heard John Wick 3 is coming out soon ",
">is there a movie of his coming up?\n\nI hope so, I wish he was in more movies.",
"The is obviously set in reverse cause he needs to back up from that driveway. ",
"When I was younger, maybe junior high, I got roped into watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done. So there I am, sitting in the waiting area of a hair salon with my niece, and who walks in but Keanu Reeves!\n\nI was nervous as fuck, and just kept looking at him as he read a magazine and waited, but didn't know what to say. Pretty soon though my niece started crying, and I'm trying to quiet her down because I didn't want her to bother Keanu, but she just wouldn't stop. Pretty soon he gets up and walks over. He started running his hands through her hair and asking what was wrong. I replied that she was probably hungry or something. So, Keanu put down his magazine, picked up my niece and lifted his shirt. He breast fed her right there in the middle of a hair salon. Chill guy, really nice about it",
"He is part owner of that plant.",
"Same, super happy with these tires! ",
"Is 2018 the year of Keanu or something?",
"Knock knock 2: The one who knocks ",
"Constantines first name... is John... my mind blow up",
"I am not sure how I feel about this.. Great for them? ",
"Does Keanu Reeves have friends? How come he's never with anybody in any of these pictures?\n\nDo you think all his friends are dead because the 1000 years old theory is true?",
"Nerds ",
"I got this weird feeling that all of these sightings aren’t even in the same state. ",
"Oh shit you work with Keanu Reeves??",
"I think they are a little out of the budget of most redditors. Nearly 80k? If I had that money I'd buy 8 different new or nearly new bikes.",
"OK, why is Keanu Reeves everywhere right now ?",
"You do know reddit doesn’t only consist of students and baristas?",
"Man what a sweethear--hold up.",
"Vargas?",
"I feel like there should be a whole subreddit just for pictures of Keanu. <3",
"Be Excellent to each other.",
"Can we just get r/KeanuBeingaBro or something already?",
"Where be the Wyld Stallyions?",
"Oh, sweet child, do you own a mirror ????",
"And it's never gonna happen again",
"These Keanu posts are the only reason my Reddit account is still alive. ",
"Can we crowdfund a kevlar/carbon fibre Zorb Ball for Keanu?\n\nHE MUST BE PROTECTED AT ALL COSTS!",
"Your buddy kinda looks like Maisie Williams. Guy in the black jacket looks a bit like an older Keanu Reeves. ",
"yea because that type of thing has obviously never happened on reddit before... ",
"Keanu Reeves is like the good guy Johnny Appleseed of Reddit... ",
"Not to be an ass, but he seems to also be advertising the motorcycle company. ",
"Keanu Jeezes",
"All tires are made in the same way for the most part. Michelin does have a few unique tricks up their sleeve, but the general process for any tire company for any tire is the same. I work for a major tire company and have been to all of our plants in the USA, it's kinda like deja vu going through all the tire plants. From normal passenger car tires to giant 12 foot off the road tires, it's all familiar, just different scale.",
"That's John Wick!",
"Wow wew wow son ! Calm down !",
"He lived a really harsh life, is a worldwide celebrity and as a result could be a complete ass. But he's the perfect opposite.\n\n",
"What an unbelievably nice guy he is. I wish every \"superstar\" was like him. ",
"That's just make up so people don't get suspicious ",
"Reddit has a pretty damn wide userbase.",
"How do you pay in advance for a day of meals? Ask the restaurant what their daily average in sales is and give that to the place in cash?",
"He has returned in our hour of need, as the prophecies foretold.",
"I wish I could meet him :(",
"Keanu is actually the anti-christ as documented in The Devil's Advocate. However, he defied the Devil himself, becoming the savior of Mankind.",
"In the Matrix, Keanu Reeves is made of 1's and 0's, but in life, he's made of Karma ",
"Keanu is the shit and always have been. Fuck all the haters. That’s all I got, so I’m out!",
"He's like slash",
"Keanu is on fire lately",
"Vargas is that you? ",
"OP,I know this has ZERO to do with Neo.Are you aware of a former UFC fighter named Travis Brown???Look him up .I literally thought it was a r/mma post ",
"I don’t mean to spoil the matrix for you but Neo does in the matrix. \n\nEdit: I meant what I said you hooligans. Nvm, dies. He dies in the matrix.",
"My favourite actor! Period.",
"Does what? ",
"Well he is \"The One\".",
"Neo definitely does a lot, you're right about that!",
"Keanu Reeves is posted on Reddit more than any human surely?",
"I knew if I was on reddit just enough, Id see this beautiful man ♡",
"Yeah people usually don't think about it,but some celebrities use reddit at a regular basis and a lot of rich people",
"13 hours I'd say.",
"This needs more upvotes.",
"Keanu Reeves is more badass than Chuck Norris!",
"Keanu has reached the level of Bill Murray for popping up everywhere unexpectedly.",
"At this point I'm 100% sure he is filming something or just finished filming it, every time an actor/singer/politician/whatever hits the front page EVERY SINGLE DAY, they either died or trying to sell a product.",
"Good guy keanu",
"But did he hoverhand?",
"The horror !",
"This is fucking amazing. Deserves all the upvotes.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Holy shit, my hero.",
"God, where are all these Keanu Reeves posts coming from all of a sudden? I mean, I like the guy and think hes a pretty damn good actor, but it seems that there have been at least 5 or more original posts about him daily on here. Is he just visiting everyone he can on purpose?",
"Look at the genuine happiness in the faces of those gathered around him...he seems to generate that wherever he appears!\n\nMaybe he really is The One?",
"need photo of Keanu turning water into wine",
"It's the year of THE Keanu. Important people always get a \"the\". We could immortalize him, make him our new god. I think I could live with being a member of the Church of Reeves.",
"whose log? mine or his? eh doesn't matter. he'll turn me gay any day",
"You guys talking about Term Hernks again?",
"***Pyencil***\n\nFTFY",
"maybe a blank check? i'm sure he's so trustworthy like that.",
"And he'd stay and talk with you for an hour, even if you didn't courtesy flush.",
"Keanu Reeves was inside you the whole time!",
"That motorcycle company he has is making some pretty cool bikes.",
"Lol well played.",
"This man is a goddamn national treasure",
"He is truly everywhere! ",
"Keanu Reeves is on its way to the White House where he'll try to coach Donald Trump in not grabbing girls by the pussy, not fuck them senseless after an HIV test, and not dismiss them no matter the shitholeiness of their origin. And he's taking a pic with each Redditor he finds.",
"Still waiting for John Wick 3.",
"Bill and Ted's New Adventure to the Continental.",
"https://i.imgur.com/BIT4TTM.gif",
"I like Keanu as much as the next guy, but for some reason I'm getting like a calm before the storm feeling with all these post of him everywhere and hopefully I'm just wrong.",
"Bet Keanu slays muff. John Wick style.",
"He's a stinking rich celebrity. He could probably be like \"Here's a number for the company managing my day-to-day finances. I will let them know you'll call. Give them a call in the next few days and they'll sort it out with you guys.\" Or his manager, or his \"personal fiscal wellness-guru\", or his whatever.",
"Is your friend a fucking quasi-giant?! Dude towering over Keanu who is 6'1\".\n\nP.S. A lifetime of regrets for you OP for missing the one day of work legendary Keanu Reeves shows up... shoot yourself, metaphorically, because the karma pain will only grow worst from hence forth!",
"The next thing is when Keanu Reeves pops up in someones X-Ray",
"He's been doing it for awhile too. I met a lady in Newark airport last year and she had a Reeves story. Said she just saw him randomly and said hi to him, and he chatted with her. She said he was super cute. ",
"Why has Keanu been on Reddit so much? I see different photos of him like twice a day in my feed.",
"And somehow I still saw the bad guy in the amplifier t-shirt mean mugging the camera.\n\nI say bad guy because I was always just assumed Keanu’s life is an action hero movie",
"He'd put a new roll on the spindle for you.",
"So, I think we need some celebrity showdown for nice guys. I nominate Keanu, Tom, and Dave Grohl for the first episode. ",
"He has actually had a fair amount of personal tragedy in his life.\n\nI will direct you to Google and not bring everyone down.",
"Was he still angry about his dog?",
"Isn't that guy in the wyld stallyons?",
"Indeed",
"i havent seen john wick 1 yet.. on a scale of now-now when shall i watch it?",
"I'm just here for more words that rhyme with Reeves",
"How long, exactly, is \"almost about an hour\"?",
"r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"I love this particular comic because it really points out something most people don't think about. Shaming people for ignorance does not encourage the world to learn. It just makes us all stupider. ",
"They’re good bikes Bront",
"Keanu is a busy boy ",
"Is Keanue's day mostly just taking pictures with fans? That must get exhausting.",
"Keanu Reeves for president 2021 \n\n\"Be excellent to each other\"",
"Patrick Stewart wants to know why Reddit is cheating on him with Keanu Reeves ",
"What if Keanu Reeves' made a deal that every time someone asks for a selfie or picture he can't say no, in order to become immortal like he is.",
"One of the OP's is lying though. The airline baggage post and this post are only a week or so apart. Yet the difference in Keanu's hair length is a few months.",
"Reddit is a fickle mistress. Remember when everyone on Reddit was fanboying Neil deGrasse Tyson?",
"Too bad he ain't american. ",
"58 minutes?\n",
"I had pilot supersports and now have the new pilot sport 4s. Shits basically witchcraft when it comes to extreme cornering speeds. Thankyou.and excellent work. ",
"Found him in my prescription drawer looking for a blue pill",
"On the Edge of the River's Edge.",
"I'm just waiting until Keanu Reeves and Bill Murray run into each other.",
"This guy gets around god damn",
"You walk around while using your toilet?",
"If you look in a mirror and say his name three times, he appears ",
"It'll never be as funny as the first time, but it will always be funny.\n\nTake my upvote you heathen.",
"That explains why they say John is the guy you send to kill baba yaga",
"Maybe a 2020 candidate?",
"In the Army I worked with a SGT Wilson. The Castaway references got old for him faster than they did for me. ",
"Yeah, he already had supernatural abilities but he hadn't realized it. \n\n",
"3 month old niece and needs a haircut, huh?",
"Is he releasing something, seen several post with him on the front page this week",
"We need a subreddit for this random encounters",
"I am no hero. Copypasta is the hero",
"This reminds me of that Hey Arnold episode.",
"yesterday",
"Please! I need more Bill and Ted! ",
"Like I've said, modern day Jesus. He's everywhere it seems.",
"My..honest man?",
"Tales of PR?\n\nCelebrity advertising?\n\ncaughtinthewild?\n\nLookwhatImadeatworktoday?",
"Guessing he has a movie out soon.",
"I had a dream last night where keanu reeves was my teacher. I was trying the entire time to hook up with him, but he managed to politely turn me down as he didn’t want to abuse his authority. he’s a good guy even in the dream realm. ",
"I don’t buy Michelin cause I can’t afford them right now ",
"I think he meant goes",
"I see more of Keanu on Reddit than the Matrix trilogy..",
"I now have reason to believe that there are multiple Keanu clones running around having nice interactions with people and doing photo ops. Im not upset or anything, but damn he is everywhere lately.",
"Keanu Reeves is making his rounds around the world to bring cheer to those in need.",
"And the genius part is that he doesn't even need to bother uploading anything himself",
"See how the year plays out. If he is kind I could be interested in promoting him to God status.",
"Just for him ",
"Selfies, when met they shall receive",
"I haven’t seen him in person yet so I still don’t believe he exists.",
"reeves is getting ready for a 2020 run",
"Underrated comment",
"Isn't he a Vampire? So we all have to drink blood now?",
"I remember once Bill Nye went to my office for an unannounced visit, and met with a bunch of people, on a day that I was off sick.",
"Lets wait and see how tonight goes. ",
"Ok, I like the guy too but that sudden massive appearance everywhere on reddit is some conspiracy theory shit. Why are there waves of public opinion manipulation trying to bring spotlight on the guy? This is just like Terry Crew, Ron Swanson or Neil deGrasse Tyson before. Someone is definitively playing a game with social networks.",
"without Keanu I'm not sure we could go on",
"Damn, Keanu gets around. I feel accomplished if I leave the house twice a week.",
"Wow. Louis CK is starting to show some wear and tear since the accusations came out. Oh, and hey. Keanu is there, too.",
"He doesn’t exist?",
"likely left a card on file to be ran at the end of the day. the question is was the $1000 tip meant to cover the entire restaurants tips? or was a 20% gratuity added at the end on top of his own. i like to think it’s the latter. ",
"That’s true. I’m in the coal mining industry. ",
"That's what happens when you play hookie.",
"r/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"Why would I think I would see the log.",
"The cage may take issue",
"Welcome to the front page, Mr. Reeves. We have your table right here...",
"What's an hour when you're an immortal ancestral all-powerful beign? Great that he he did it, though",
"Maaaaan at this rate id be terrified to meet Keanu, what if im like 1000th fan that day and all he wants to do is go home and take a nap but im keeping him from that.\n\nIm sorry Keanu!",
"> watching my 3 month old niece while my sister got her hair done\n:)",
"I think he meant dies ",
"Keanu/Oprah 2020",
"Lately, I've see him more than cat pictures",
"What did the Kardashians do to you lol",
"If Reddit just became a website dedicated to pictures of Keanu being a bro, I'd be more than ok with that.",
"I know this won't go over well, but the one day I worked with Mr. Hanks he was a complete jerk to the producers, the crew and the respectful young interviewer. \nHe walked in with an attitude and left with an attitude after consistently making fun of the interviewer (during the interview) in a a very subtle manner. \nLost all respect for the man that day, I had figured he was going to be a cool person. Definitely was not. ",
"Nah there was just a really cool picture of keanu posted a couple days ago and in the comments people asked OP if he had more pics and it turns out he/she is a super fan and had a whole shit load of awesome pics and it just evolved from there. I subbed cause keanu truly is awesome.",
"Maybe it's more like he is trying to live normally but can't help it (don't want to be rude) when people ask for photos and posts it on Reddit. He probably would have to be a jerk or not go out to not get attention.",
"I would love one. They are about 6 times over my budget and the insurance would murder my retirement fund.",
"Keanu for president.",
"Strange things are afoot at the Circle K. . . ",
"Does Keanu know about his presence on Reddit? ",
"it's the future. li-ion + rare earth motors or bust.",
"Whenever I'm sad and depressed I read up his wiki page and come over to Reddit only to see him being nice and cool. And I tell myself, \"Be like Keanu!\"",
"\"I know they call me The One, but that's not the number I left in your toilet.\"",
"He tried SO HARD!",
"Does he just wander around taking pictures with people? I swear that's all I've seen on Reddit this week. ",
"Another day, another Keanu. ",
"In Point Break when he was learning the ropes on the right side of the law, his name, was, John Utah.",
"This Keanu Reeves guy sure has a lot of time on his hands. ",
"@NutAllergy21 Which plant are you at? My sister and her wife both got to meet him as well. Michelin is making the tires for his motorcycle company. I guess he's a pretty amazing guy, and always takes time with fans.",
"The Cage's time has passed. All hail The Keanu!",
">Meanwhile the \"destroying faith in humanity\" coverage will also continue, which celebrity will you hate next? The answer may shock you.\n\nI got out of that hype train long ago after I saw it spiral into constant nonsense. It went from actual assault to \"he made a move on me and I said no.\" As if making a move and getting rejected is grounds for holding someone's feet to the flames.\n\nIt should more than a Twitter accusation to hate someone.\n\nInstead, I'll wait for the filing of charges before I even begin to think differently.",
"I don't understand the sudden boost in his appeal. Is Reanu Keeves purchasing up votes to stay relevant on social media?",
"Is Keaunu just going around befriending random people this week???",
"Tam Hunks?",
"> Its a quality well built bike from what I understand.\n\nFor $78k it better be.",
"The implication the way it was said is \"here's $1000 for you, Ms Waitress, oh and also pay for everyone else with this card too.\"",
"Living in the UK, I'm waiting my turn to meet him when he tours Europe",
"Your buddy looks like a redneck Justin Timberlake. Lmao",
"last week friend. Wick 1-2 this weekend is your homework assignment.",
"I mean, have you ever seen Slash and Buckethead together? ",
"Where are all these Keanu Reeves sightings happening?",
"R/KeanuBeingAwesome",
"His life is dope and he does dope shit.",
"I don’t understand the obsession this sub reddit has with Keanu Reeves. ",
"I am starting think he is like Santa in December that every city has one.",
"If aliens came down and said take me to your leader I could use reddit to geo locate and take them straight to THE KEANU. All Hail Keanu! ",
"I met him when I was working at a Starbucks a while back. He ordered a coffee and an americano for him and Winona Ryder. I was working and I didn't want to blow up his spot so I just played it cool. he was so tall. He smelled terrific.",
"Nah Keanu is and has always been an awesome guy.\n\nHe gives away almost all the money he makes to charity. He is super humble, kind, down to earth, and a regular guy. He is friendly to fans no matter what, he is an incredibly dedicated worker, and all around fantastic human being. His acting can be a bit deadpan, but thats his style. Keanu is my role model",
"It kind of makes me wonder how many other celebrities do this, but we don't know and the pictures don't go up because they're not \"trending.\" Keanu's awesome, but I bet he's hardly the only one.",
"I wish I could meet him ):",
"The guy in back in the blue t-shirt is not impressed....",
"Pretty sure he is just finding good vantage points and planting guns/ammo so he can wick us all off the face of the earth in one glorious sweep",
"I can’t pretend to understand the currents of popularity on Reddit, but I am both happy and relieved Keanu is getting so much attention - and the attention is positive, not related to any sex misconduct. ",
"What would happen if Keanu Reeves and Bill Murray met, though?",
"Why are you all so shocked he's nice? Of course he's nice, Keanu is a good Canadian guy. ",
"Busted! \n\nDude is subbed to /r/loganpaul and is now in hiding! ",
"Most days you can't tell.",
"A random pic of Keanu Reeves was at the top of /r/pics yesterday (and thus Reddit for me)\n\nWill this one make it too? Stay tuned",
"is your buddy's name Luke?",
"Or Elon Musk",
"I am pretty sure his life is actually tragic.",
"i never knew the words \"almost about\" used together would give me such anxiety",
"with a fucking pencilllll!!!!!",
"Neo is everywhere all the time.",
"**The protagonists:**\n\n> 3 guys.\n\n> 1 a rookie assassin, son of a famous assassin. He is tracking someone or something that had asked his father to do a hit, but his father turned it down. Not too long after, his father disappeared. He's determined to find his father, and kill the one who did it.\n\n> 1 a rookie detective, trying to fulfill the legacy of his father. His father was one of the most respected undercover cops the city has known. Terrible crimes have been occurring in his city and he's determined to get to the bottom of it.\n\n> 1 a paranormal detective. His father had warned him something felt very off, and went to investigate. He never came back. He's determined to find out what happened to his father.\n\n**The antagonist**\n\n> A demon. Powerful and intelligent. He learns of the 3 protagonists and decides to play them off against each other. He leaves a trail for the assassin to an abandoned warehouse. He leaves clues fingering the assassin as the criminal to the rookie detective and leaves a trail for the paranormal detective suggesting that the assassin is a demon.\n\n**The scene**\n\n> At the warehouse, the assassin is searching. The 2 detectives arrive almost at the same time, 15 minutes later. A huge 3 way fight ensues. The assassin is really skilled so the two detectives forge a truce, agree to team up, and they take down the assassin.\n\n> Assassin cries \"NO NO NO. YOU HAVE TO SAVE JOHN! YOU HAVE TO SAVE JOHN!\"\n\n> Rookie detective is shocked \"What did you say?\"\n\n> Paranormal detective is also shocked - \"Did you just say John?\"\n\n> Both yell \"WHY DID YOU SAY THAT NAME?!\"\n\n> The assassin's gf walks in - \"That's his dad's name you idiots! The demon has his dad!\"\n\n> Rookie detective: \"GASP. MY DAD'S NAME IS JOHN!\"\n\n> Paranormal detective nearly faints: \"MY DAD'S NAME IS JOHN TOO! And he's missing too!\"\n\n> They all have a group hug.\n\n#Wick vs Constantine vs Utah: Dawn of Ass Kicking",
"Imagine being one of Keanu’s friends;\n\n“Sorry guys, gonna be an hour late again because I’m being super nice to everyone” ",
"Keanu for President!! ",
"Another pic. Think we need Keanu on tour sub",
"Wish I could afford one of his bikes.\n\n",
"Guys, it's time someone said it....all these Keanu posts.....he's obviously running for president in 2020. All he needs to do is give a speech and he wins Reddit. /s",
"Man he's always seemed like a cool guy but I'd love to have a beer with the guy. He seems so down to earth and not at all like a typical Hollywood asshole.",
"I have a theory that there's more than one, a bit like seeing Santa at Christmas. ",
"I might ask him if he could spare some change for my mortgage. That dude is worth like 350 million dollars.",
"Or just maybe...as the owner of the company, he just likes to wear the gear? It's not really a stretch.",
"I'd watch another Keanu Constantine flick. I never knew about the comics, so I enjoyed it purely on its own merits.",
"Correction: Jeebus at this point you know Keanu is sitting at **YOUR** home at night with a map plotting out which public place he will appear at now to rake in his karma.",
"Good guy Keanu keeps good-guying. ",
"Nobody would believe it.",
"You don't like getting behind overweight drug addicts? More for me, then...",
"Aaron Paul outta nowhere!",
"So the poster works with Keanu and Joe the Plumber stopped by?",
"And yet, still not one wrinkle on that sexy motherfuckers face. What the hell does Keanu bathe in?!? ",
"I will die a happy man if I can meet Keanu Reeves. ",
"It looks like Keanu is little happier in 2018. Great job, you do you man. ",
"I think it'd be Keanu who does the courtesy flush since he's the one using the toilet in OPs scenario.",
"I wouldn't mind a 2nd one, in all honestly I really like Knock Knock enough to watch it multiple times. I'd be lying though if I didn't admit a big part of it was to see Ana de Armas in it again and again but I love Keanu too!",
"Oh shit, it's Dave grohl",
"If i dont run into him in 2018 i will fucking slap someone",
"He's becoming a regular Bill Murray.",
"Time to unload your Keanu shares. ",
"I'd call 50 minutes about an hour, so almost about an hour must be 45 minutes. ",
"Dude.... you’re not gonna believe this....\n\nBut that guy is FUCKING Keanu Reeves!\n\nYou wouldn’t think so by the beard, gauges and his extremely macho appearance, but I have it on good authority. ",
"Keanu's expression says, \"Are you taking video?\"",
"who is Logan Paul?",
"Doesn't",
"I just did a search and this is a world I am not a part of; glad I didn't know who that person was, sad that I now do...\n\n",
"no.\n\n^no ^celebrities ^for ^president ^ever ^again\n ",
"Where my Fortune 500 CEOs at?",
"#blessed be Keanu Reeves 🙏🏽",
"I'm sure this happens anywhere you go.",
"i would love to see another Constantine movie, love that film.",
"Keanu/Kilmer ticket would sweep Reddit.\n\n",
"Is he aware of how popular he is on Reddit? ",
"I’m guessing you work in a machining shop of some sort?",
"You sound like you could work at TMZ or something...",
"You take that back, ya damn heathen!",
"Basically yes!",
"Who is the guy on the right?",
"I would love to meet Keanu",
"Yes!",
"Uh. Holy smokes, well done!",
"Wilson, King of Prussia?",
"This picture is a few months old.\n\nEdit:this instead of that",
"But I like your skepticism 🤔",
"At this point I'm fully expecting Mr. Reeves to show up at where I go to lunch tomorrow. The man is everywhere.",
"The King of the Reddit!!!",
"LMFAO you had me going for far longer than I would care to admit. I'd gold you if I wasn't a broke bastard.",
"Stop talking now. Tomorrow I will have to hear about Keanu Reeves sexually assaulting some woman he had a years long consensual relationship with. ",
"There's a certain irony for me with Hollywood. A lot of the actors I like, Sean Penn is one of my all time favs, seem to be total dicks while the ones I don't like, we'll say someone like Keanu Reeves, are really awesome guys.\n\nI figure there are different reasons and some have to do with their level of success/talent, their desire for privacy, their need for fan adulation, but dammit Reeves seems pretty cool and probably very modest about his successes.",
"He'd ask you \"did you want to sit here?\" and then give up his seat.",
"I feel like we're about to find out some really dark shit about Keanu and he just wants the world on his side first",
"You won't believe what happened when I opened my fridge last night. ",
"2010 was awhile ago... Reddit in 2018 is like another Terminator movie, made by morons just for money. ",
"I like it when celebrities use their fame to make others happy. Keanu for president",
"keanucoin is trending again. ",
"Why did he come by?",
"[Good news!](http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1086064/?ref_=nm_flmg_act_1)",
"All of the above works, is it accurate - yes."
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My buddy from work and a visitor that had stopped by. He talked and took pictures with everyone for almost about an hour. I was unbelievably disappointed that I wasn't at work that day.
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"Hi fellow Wisonsinite.",
"I think we all know what the cause is.",
"\"Typo\" :-)",
"/u/jhawker66, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jhawker66&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7psp4q/typo_on_our_local_news_lolol/?context=10\\))"
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"No, I didn’t order the 0x0FFFFFF132C100",
"Coming soon: my colon's blue screen of death.",
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"Congrats, it looks great! You have much more patience than I did when I repaired electronics. Tablets were always a no-go for me. I'd end up screwing up somehow, so I always passed them on to a fellow tech repairman. ",
"Did you use anything to warm up the glue around the screen? Is this iFixit kit?",
"Hair dryer!",
"Good tip. I know iFixit sells a special bag which is to be heated in microwave and then used on the tablet but hair dryer looks to work as well.",
"but at what cost....",
"Time and experience. ",
"wait it cost experience? Thats some rpg shit right there. lol"
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Ladies and Gentlemen, the operation was a successful one. Its good as new.
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"Lol good Christian machine. ",
"I'd pick Let The Lord Decide, if I got whiskey, I'd believe, and devote my life to serving. \n\nEdit: God? https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pswpo/whisky_dispenser_from_the_1950s/?st=JCB8TWS5&sh=ba91d98e",
"Someone put Budweiser in the let the Lord decide slot. ",
"Wine, again?",
"Dr. Pepper? Get your filthy agnostic soda outta my place of worship!!",
"Is there a vending machine next to this one with little bits of stale bread?",
"coke it's hell for your health, I don't know why is there.",
"I'll let the Lord decide.",
"This is one of the reasons I hate the idea of God. People attribute naturally occurring phenomena to God instead of chance...If there were a God surely he would reveal himself in something more noteworthy than things like recovery from illness or some fortuitous windfall. I've never seen anything attributed to God that couldn't be explained by chance/science?!?",
"Can of wine. Red wine. ",
"Sounds more to me like you have no idea what God is and instead hate random people for your idea of what they believe.",
"LORD CALVERT",
"hoping for a diet sweet jesus",
"Jesus is the stocking the machine after all. He stocks all the machines on the east side of town. Juan gets the west side.",
"Out of that option.",
"DIE! Dr. Pepper",
"I wonder what the lord thinks of corn syrup?",
"They're always out of root beer!",
"Canned holy water?",
"\"Hate random people\" ... Wow! Just wow! So how exactly did we get here?!?\n\nI said I \"hate the idea of God\"... How did it turn into hating random people?",
"Just because you want to define God within your standards does not mean he has to act within them. If we are creations of God, what makes you think we would even have a sliver of understanding of the motives behind the single source of everything in existence? ",
"I don't believe we are creations of God or that one exists.",
"Am I the only one wondering why the heck is there a vending machine at a church? Do they sell popcorn as well?",
"That’s not the point. You said “if there were a God”. And if there is a God, then why would he operate within your limits? If he is all powerful then you couldn’t possibly understand or know why he does certain things. And if I may ask, why do you not believe God could exist? ",
"Let’s not kid ourselves...\n\n> I hate the idea of God. People[...]\n\nIt’s not much of a stretch, what you think of theists.\n\nSo, for the sake of benefitting the doubt, let’s return to the scenario for a moment. If I believe in God, and I am browsing the selection of a soda machine in a church, I don’t really believe an invisible man is lurking in the machine, handing me a divine revelation. Let’s assume I have no idea what the selection will deliver me. If I were to choose that option, it just means I can see the intended humor in the situation. Being able to transcend that situation and possess the awareness to leave my drink choice in the hands of chance, well where did that come from? I am exercising a freedom of my own will. I just happen to believe, as many do, that something greater than myself has bestowed that upon me. I do not pretend for one moment to know the mind of whatever that is. Just that I know it to exist on a personal level.\n\n",
"Regarding the \"if\"...you are correct, my expectation means nothing...ultimately there is a universal truth that is what it is.\n\nRegarding why I don't believe God exists...like I said, I've never encountered anything in life that couldn't be explained. What reason is there to believe in God?",
"It is still quite a bit of a stretch there. I am not the other guy, but I hate the idea of God and don't hate people that believe in him. It isn't hard at all. Almost every God-fearing person I know was born into it. They didn't choose their religion, their parents did. How can you hate someone for that? It would be like hating a guy because he's circumcised, yeah, some guys choose it, but the vast majority, at least in the US, don't.",
"DIE!\nDR PEPPER",
"Personally, if there were a God to exist, he would be the worst thing in existence. He created beings that experience things and then created a world filled with pain and suffering. Then he decided to punish the vast majority of the sentient beings he created for all eternity. He decided that being one of his most devoted followers does not give you any kind of protection from losing your mind and living for years without being able to remember anything 5 minutes ago. He decided that pretending to be a conduit from him and using that status to molest children and protect molesters of children or to swindle people out of their life savings didn't evoke any kind of protection for those being victimized or punishment for the swindlers and molesters. \n \nIf he exists, he chose to make billions upon billions of people suffer, the vast majority for eternity. The god I was raised to believe in is a psychopath. ",
"What if I told you I have encountered things in life that couldn’t be explained? Those that don’t look wont find anything. If you turn your back away from God then you won’t ever be able to see him. Life is too perfectly engineered to have just happened by *chance*. Being close to God is the most satisfying and loving feeling you could ever feel. No other humanly thing could cause that emotion. You will always be satisfied with yourself and you always be confident that your future will be taken care of. There’s reason not to believe in \nGod. \n\nAnd I understand I probably just sound like a dumb Christian who holds onto something pointless, but the only reason I’m typing this message right now is because the love and fulfillment I feel from God is too much to just keep to myself. You will always feel like you have someone watching over you, and you will always feel better when you are in rough times and you talk to God. Why would you not want that in your life? ",
"I regret using the word \"hate\" in my comment because you are twisting it to mean something completely incorrect. Many of my greatest friends have very deep faiths and to suggest I hate theists isn't something I can move past.",
"Fair enough. I have an intense dislike for the word.",
"If God exists, then we would have no understanding of what exists outside this universe. All of these “punishments” could be happening for reasons. In the end, if we still look to God, then for all we know, he might reward us with something that would dwarf any “*bad*” experience on Earth. We might completely forget anything happened at all. If he exists, then there is no way of knowing his full power, and there is also absolutely no way of knowing why he does certain things. We are only human after all, and if he created us, then only he can know what is truly considered “*good*”. Human morals wouldn’t matter in the end, they are all man taught creations after all. ",
"Had a machine at were I worked and the beer column was called \"out of order\"",
"The thing I like about religion is the hope and joy it provides believers...I'm genuinely pleased that your belief brings you that.\n\nBut...there is no logic to the \"God\" you're endeavouring to present to me. Prayer, divine intervention, faith, holy spirit...all these things are like astrology to me...just nonsense created to help people feel better or make sense of things they don't understand.",
"God isn’t “logical”. He is everything illogical. Nothing he is makes sense because the only thing we have ever known is the physical world. But I can understand why you feel that way. I had a very tough time believing until I experienced things that are impossible to explain with science. Things that are even impossible to explain with just words. It’s all illogical ",
"I mean this in the sincerest terms. I'm not trying to insult anyone, though I recognize that it very well could be insulting what I am about to say.\n\nIt is so easy to just say \"We can't understand.\" Surely you do not think that something like that will ever convince a non believer. They may not have an answer (because that is a hand-waving response that does not allow for an answer), but that will never convince someone that doesn't want to be convinced that a God exists because for that to convince someone, they already need to be convinced of his existence. Or be incredibly naive. \n \nOf course, what I said about eternal punishment. I am, from your point of view, on my way to an eternal bout of punishment because of what I am experiencing in my life. Whether or not I will or would remember it, the fate of my eternal soul is decided in my lifetime. In this lifetime where everywhere I look I see people suffering through no fault of their own. It doesn't matter what his reasons are, I can't know why that 2 month old has died of whooping cough. All I see is a child going through coughing fits so intense they suffocate. How can I not use something like that to inform my worldview?",
"For me to be expected to suspend logic in order to understand your God highlights the exact reason I could never believe he exists.",
"I would advise you say “screw it” and throw all logic out the window and give it a chance. Ask God to do something in your life for you to help you understand he is there, and try your very hardest to genuinely mean it, try your best to give it a chance. Then wait. If nothing happens then you can go back to your current stance. You literally have nothing to lose but a few minutes of time, but you have so much to gain if it turns out to be true. ",
"DIE!\n\nDr Pepper.",
"I understand what you said about “we can’t understand” but what you just said links right back to that. Why should we have the knowledge of why everything happens on Earth. If the Bible is correct, then we have a purpose, and that purpose isn’t to know why certain things happen. Obviously I know this isn’t going to convince you, that stuff doesn’t happen through a text. I’m just trying to help you understand that *if* God exists, all of these 2 year olds dying, could be part of an important experience for parents that was meant to bring them closer to God. Those 2 year olds might have felt absolutely no pain and went straight to heaven. Or maybe they did feel pain, but what is the physical worldly pain compared to the feeling of Heaven? This is what I mean by “we can’t possibly understand”, because we aren’t God, and we aren’t dead. So that leaves us with nothing but the physical world and it’s limits for the time being. ",
"Your sincerity is cute but it is misguided and bordering on ridiculous...as I said, I'm really glad your faith brings you hope and joy...my hope and joy comes from reality though :-)",
"That’s fine, I hope the best for you. Glad you have a foundation of hope and joy. God will come in your life when he is needed. I know I sound crazy and ridiculous, but you will understand. And no I’m not wearing a tin foil hat, I promise ",
"They should get nothing for their money when they choose 'let the Lord decide'.\n\nThey can't complain because the Lord works in mysterious ways.",
"When I used to attend church, there was a vending machine in the basement where they held Sunday school. The students were allowed to use it but I assume its mainly for staff. ",
"Not uncommon at all, a good many churches have full café's too.",
"No Diet Let the Lord Decide?",
"The person that stocks this machine has quite an ego. ",
"The let the Lord decide leads to a Priest and an open robe.\n",
"This only works if the can is labeled as seltzer water or something equally innocuous. ",
"I thought Dr pepper was for atheists",
"That is obviously the mountain dew button. Screw the lord and his pee colored drinks. ",
"You will never get what you want from the lord because he is but a figment of your imagination. ",
"You choose bud over any beverage? There much better beers. ",
"that is exactly how church works, why would it be any different for pop machines that the lord controls. ",
"Because churches exist to make money. ",
"Must be a American thing I suppose. Living in Germany, been to churches all over Europe, still I have never seen anything similar.",
"but if wine is jesus' blood isnt whiskey his cum?",
"Not as rational as bacon should be, if I'm honest. ",
"They're losing population in churches, they need to draw new people in. I've been to a couple nondenominational churches that are multi million dollar.... For lack of a better term movie theaters. Full kitchens and shit, they even rented out conference rooms for extra money. ",
"I don't think you are understanding my point here. Or maybe you are, and are making a kind of Pascal's Wager. But what I am getting at is that, if Christianity is a true thing, the God of Christianity is immoral by his own standards, or at least by the standards of those who claim to represent him (some of whom are also incredibly immoral). \n \nYou can make statements about how there may be aspects outside of our ability to understand. Fine, whatever. But for that to be true, then it doesn't matter what I believe. It doesn't matter what I do. You understand that these things are logically incompatible with each other? Either the Bible is something that gives us purpose, or it has no value to us at all."
] | 61 |
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Vending machine at a church
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/r/pics/comments/7psv7x/my_sister_asked_me_to_wash_her_makeup_brushes/
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[
"That is depressing and amazing.",
"Tell her to screw ",
"That is FUCKING insane considering there are only about 4 noticeable shades in there. No one will ever understand woman ",
"She says they each do something different. I'm a girl and I still don't understand. She has an entire bookshelf filled with palettes. "
] | 4 |
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My sister asked me to wash her makeup brushes today, I thought she had 5 or 6. I was so wrong.
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/r/pics/comments/7pswpo/whisky_dispenser_from_the_1950s/
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[
"I've got to find one of these for my ~~garage~~ cubicle.",
"They're called women",
"WallE loves Evva! ",
"more [conversation/information can be found in these previous posts](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/search?q=whisky+dispenser&restrict_sr=on)",
"I give it a shot",
"did you just assume its gender?"
] | 6 |
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Whisky dispenser from the 1950s
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/r/pics/comments/7psxcc/we_didnt_have_a_very_hard_time_blending_in/
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[
"That thumbnail looks really dirty.",
"Is he at a glory hole?",
"Except for the dark hair, backpack, jacket, socks, and shoes. ",
"You say “We”....was there somebody else in this picture? This is one of those Where’s Waldo deals...ain’t it? ",
"I guess we blended in pretty well then \n\n(we was referring to him, and me being there taking the picture)"
] | 5 |
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We didn't have a very hard time blending in
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/r/pics/comments/7pszr4/my_buddys_cactus_dicktus_didnt_make_the_cold/
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[
"Missed your chance to call it a cocktus.",
"Try putting some Viagra in its water.",
"Joke(ErectileDysfunction, \"prick\" or \"thorny\")",
"Get that cocktus wet; it'll prick that dick up thick real quick.",
"You gotta rub it to turn it on",
"I promise this has never happened before. "
] | 6 |
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My buddy's cactus Dicktus didn't make the cold weather
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/r/pics/comments/7pt0vw/look_what_i_can_do_i_totally_peeled_this_egg_on/
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[
"You can do things by accident or accidentally but not on accident.\n\n -4th grade English",
"How the fuck do you peel an egg by accident",
"Epic win",
"Dunno but he did it on accident",
"Meaning.. I wasn’t trying to peel it in one piece. Usually the shell breaks off in pieces, this one just came unraveled 🤪"
] | 5 |
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Look what I can do! I totally peeled this egg on accident! I was staring off in la la land and realized what I did.
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/r/pics/comments/7pt19y/uke_and_a_hike/
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[
"I'm picturing you walking down a trail with ukulele in hand, strumming and singing Hawaiian songs.",
"Mostly vile rap songs, haha. But yes, everything else is accurate! xD",
"I'm imagining you skipping down the trail singing \"The Tale of Sir Robin\" like a minstrel. ",
"Did you paint that yourself? If so, what kind of paints did you use? I'm currently detailing a functional \"art guitar\" for a friend and can't decide what paint to use. I know there will be wear and tear but i don't want the art to be gone in an hour. ",
"Oh cool! That sounds fun. I have actually had this painted for 3 to 4 years. It came engraved, I just painted the etched part with acrylic paint. I’m sure there’s better paints to use, but that’s what I had. So far, so good! "
] | 5 |
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Uke and a hike
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/r/pics/comments/7pt3wa/illusion_under_an_oregon_bridge/
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[
"I think the word you're looking for is 'reflection'.",
"What's the illusion?",
"I don't think the others get it",
"My mind was not tricked, I just see a reflection.\n\nWithout this title, you have good content tbh. Nice shot.",
"It looks like it at first but it isn't",
"Huh?",
"The bridge isn't... The sky and mountains are. I don't get what the illusion is",
"I saw it when I first looked at it, but when you start to look at the orange and the bottom left, things start to make sense. If you start your eyes in the upper right, you could see the water level being at the base of the arches curve. I saw it this way but was like, where is this orange and how could an arch make a slanted reflection. Interesting, abstract. I think it was worth the share. point",
"Thanks, I was trying to be \"artistic\" with the title...guess I failed pretty badly haha",
"Nah you should see some of mine :0\n\nHaha but sweet and simple and that alone allows a good pic to take off. Other content needs some type of joke to help but the picture holds all of the value here. You had a good pic good work.\n\nLots of edits..\n\nCheers"
] | 10 |
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Illusion under an Oregon bridge
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/r/pics/comments/7pt4q7/pay_attention/
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[
"so opera doesnt like trump when he is overly nice but she loves pedophiles, ok",
"To what ",
"Lol you’re the pedophole mr I hate used pussys chill you sound like a school shooter "
] | 3 |
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Pay Attention.
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/r/pics/comments/7pt50o/terrorist_hunter/
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[
"I take he’s going to hunt down people like the Unibomber, Timothy McVeigh, Elliot Rodgers, Dylan Roof, people who bomb Planned Parenthood, people who terrorize Jewish centers. Am I right?",
"Ah, Lamar Smith’s old district. Redder than red. That will play well there. ",
"Nah, they don't actually care about terrorists. They want to appeal to the public.",
"I live close to his district! I’m on the other side of the street (one side is Lamar Smith, and the other side is Roger Williams). ",
"They want to appeal to the the low class, gun rack equipped truck having, supply side Jesus cult WASPs.",
"Commence Ballet stuffing ",
"Taken anywhere from the Midwest",
"You must not be from America. WASPs are not \"Jesus Cult\" and supply siders are not \"low class\".",
"Cus “born agains” “evangelicals” “baptists” and the rest of the lot aren’t white Anglo Saxon Protestants that support republican ideals of more guns and less taxes. Ok.",
"Get your language straight. If you mean Evangelicals, then say Evangelicals. WASPs are not Evangelicals. ",
"Are they white Europeans with British and German descent and non-Catholic? More than like likely. Why is it so hard for you to admit you’re completely wrong? I bet you have tons of friends."
] | 11 |
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tErROriSt hUNteR
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/r/pics/comments/7pt581/this_is_bean_my_snaggletoothed_best_friend/
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[
"Cute doggo. Should be in a harness when sitting in the car. He’ll hurt his neck if you’re in an accident. ",
"I think it makes him look cuter. His snaggle tooth snaggled you.",
"You should post him over at r/toofers :)",
"Oooh that’s a sub I haven’t seen yet! Thanks, just subscribed. She will fit in well with those folks. ",
"Definitely! I’m a lover of animals with awesome teeth :)",
"Whatever you do, don't throw a burrito at a biker while driving"
] | 7 |
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This is Bean, my (snaggletoothed) best friend.
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/r/pics/comments/7pt871/wtf_why_is_amazon_selling_a_kkk_garden_gnome/
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[
"Link https://www.amazon.com/dp/B06VW6MDZB/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_DmbwAbJWC7J98",
"it's a rocker gnome it looks nothing like a kkk gnome.",
"Amazon's for \"rocker gnome\"\n\n-------\n\n>I am an image transcribing bot which uses [Tesseract OCR](https://github.com/tesseract-ocr) to translate images to text. Although it is far from perfect, I try my best! Downvote to remove",
"even if it was a KKK gnome, so what, amazon is a marketplace, as long as their is a demand for an item, somone will sell it. ",
"/u/doglover93, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/doglover93&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pt871/wtf_why_is_amazon_selling_a_kkk_garden_gnome/?context=10\\))"
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WTF... Why is Amazon selling a KKK garden gnome?
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/r/pics/comments/7pt92j/got_my_jazz_pants_today_and_some_specs_too/
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[
"Umm...",
"http://travelwithgrant.boardingarea.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/05/Dixie-Cup.jpg",
"I'm assuming that's your own bar in your home, since you don't have shoes on. So, we're going to skip over the fact that those pants are white in the most revealing place, and say NICE BAR DUDE!",
"How fucking desperate are you?",
"Why do I suddenly want to eat a burger off a Solo paper plate???",
"Came here looking for this, was not disappointed.",
"Aaand now you need jazz hands",
"I like your spirit.",
"This is why north Korea hates us. Wtf",
"Thanks, I do enjoy this home :)\n",
"Haha, honestly, not very, I just like having fun and wearing interesting clothing. It is a good way to brighten the day for people. Wearing interesting hats is also one of my favorite things to do.",
"Is it? The freedom to wear any ridiculous thing you can find? That sounds like a bad reason to hate. Plus the pants came in Asian sizing, so....",
"I ate a carrot once. "
] | 13 |
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Got my Jazz Pants today, and some Specs too
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/r/pics/comments/7pt95i/how_do_i_ditch_this_gross_pizza/
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[
"Take it to a nice restaurant, tell it you need to run to the bathroom and then leave out the bathroom window.",
"Happy cake day🎂🎉",
"Slip it into your pocket",
"/u/ABosma, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/ABosma&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pt95i/how_do_i_ditch_this_gross_pizza/?context=10\\))",
"This inspired a great idea: I was at an elementary school preview. I could have walked around and left it in an empty locker. "
] | 5 |
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How do I ditch this gross pizza?
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/r/pics/comments/7pta5v/girl_and_sexy_walnuts_on_the_floor/
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[
"She's so good at pouting and holding her breath that her lips actually turned blue! \n\nNow clean up this mess young lady and go to your room!",
"TIL sitophilia is thinking walnuts are sexy.\n",
"Girl looks like she is visiting them sexy nuts since she has a suitcase full of neck support."
] | 3 |
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Girl and sexy walnuts on the floor
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/r/pics/comments/7ptaz6/when_they_are_selling_puppies_in_the_parking_lot/
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[
"That carpet is gonna get peed on",
"yeahhhhhh",
"That's cute as shit.",
"How much? People in my town sell dogs for sooooo much it’s terrible!",
"20 dollars for a 3/4 lab 1/4 collie but these weren’t planned so they just wanted something for it. Super nice people that knew you’d spend a few hundred on vet and supplies anyways. That’s the Midwest for ya! ",
"Dude!!! People would be up on Craigslist here selling that dog for $600-$800! No joke. I want a dog really bad but just can’t afford one at those rates..",
"Yeah I’ve seen them go for quite a bit around here as well but I’m always a fan of shelter dogs. Usually the best in my experience and if you get a youngish dog they usually have all the shots and check ups taken care of. This was just timed right and I had been looking for a lab. Went to Walmart for q-tips, toothpaste and refill some meds. Came back with a puppy. And I forgot the q-tips! ",
"Don’t mean to harsh your buzz, but I. hope he wasn’t stolen. That shit happens. ",
"Go to the vet soon. In my area at least there has been parvo outbreak.",
"Nah, the mom and dad (dog versions) and the other pups were all there. ",
"Vet in the AM to make sure all is a-ok! ",
"The important question is: Did you get contact info so you can have one of those reunion videos in a couple years? That's where the karma really pays out",
"Facebook friends with the owners, I’ll get on it! Good advice ",
"Welcome to years of pure love.",
"Good old Midwest. Adopt, don't shop. And get your animals spayed and neutered ppl. The fuck is wrong with everyone. "
] | 15 |
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When they are selling puppies in the parking lot, you buy one!
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[
"Thanks!",
":)",
"blow into the butthole",
"No"
] | 4 |
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PSA for all you animal lovers
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/r/pics/comments/7ptgd6/it_wasnt_my_wallet/
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[
"Really, however proof of human beings still around ",
"Omg. That's hilarious. At least there is still some hope for humanity!",
"That’s so nice.\nReturn the wallet ",
"How much did you get?",
"But did OP return it? :-)",
"Ahhh... Asking the real questions here.. :p",
"It *WASN'T* your wallet...",
"I’m so happy there’s a dude out there who was genuine and kind enough to write out a note and return a wallet to a complete stranger.",
"Plot twist you are in someone elses car. ",
"Gonna need an update with what you did, OP.",
"This is the universe testing you",
"[Aren't you Patrick Star?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=d-plmeO3B-g)",
"I’m trying to figure out what the hell is in his cupholder, passenger seat, and center holder. Looks like toothpicks/q-tips, a blue ball, some mints, and folded napkins. I always judge a driver by what they store in their car.",
"Dude I know the feeling same thing happened to my best friend and me. We got out the store and both got into \"his\" car and turned on and everything. It was the strangest felling of euphoria and fear because it was funny as hell but we were stealing someone's car. Cars were Nissan Centra back in the 90s. OP's post reminded me of that day. that's why I said my OC. ",
"Double plot twist, it is actually his car but only because he's someone else now.",
"Drop the wallet in a mailbox if it has an ID in it with an address. The post office will return it. ",
"Why do you have a bunch of Q-Tips in your car? Explain yourself",
"Triple plot twist the owner of the wallet is the one who put it in his car. That how he gets his victims to come to his house. OP is dead by now. ",
"Are you in Los Angeles? Kind of looks like the wallet I lost a week ago :/",
"Had a early 90s Jeep Cherokee that the key started another Jeep. Fairly common on worn cylinders... My sister's first car was a 87 t bird. Could start that car with a paper clip... Might not have even needed that",
"It wasn't YOUR wallet",
"IT wasn't your wallet...",
"dabs",
"Ask your daddy Errol Morris.",
"My bad man",
"He said SOME hope",
"It wasn't your WALLET.",
"Kudos",
"It could be Will Smith's wallet",
"Ah, good old Capital One adverts",
"Maybe I should start keeping my car unlocked..",
"But if the car was locked then no gift of random wallet would be there? I'm Ron Burgundy?",
"Occupying his time during commute. Probably has a bunch of razors for a quick dry shave.",
"....",
"YOUR wallet wasn't it. ",
"How would locking the car keep one from dropping his wallet outside of it? ",
"Super-duper plot twist: Op WAS car **the whole time!**",
"yeah dabs",
"This. What the hell? ",
"Oh lol, how naive people can be on Reditt. If you haven't figured out, someone tried jacking your car and left their wallet in a hurry; possibly thinking the owner was around the corner. Some good samaritan saw this wallet and left you the note when he checked the door was open. You just got lucky. Notify the cops.",
"Some of my best friends were cars, before the war",
"Plottily plot twisty: OP is unaware he was the one who found the wallet and wrote the message.",
"Might be the guy placing the note",
"Person saw wallet by car\n\nOpened car door\n\nPlaced wallet and note inside car",
"Then what was it. Looks like a wallet to me.",
"But.... Who was phone? ",
"Nice skidmarks",
"Since OP isn't in the comments I'm betting this isn't OC",
"I think they person who wrote the note thought this: \n\nRobber sees wallet in car\n\nRobber opens car door, takes wallet, closes door\n\nRobber takes cash / whatever, drops wallet and leaves",
"Seriously? I kinda feel like this advice would be found on r/shittyLPT for some reason...",
"I once spent an hour trying to GPS my way to a dude's mom's house around construction work and closed roads because his wallet and phone were on the ground and i was able to find 'mom' in the phone\n\nUSPS would have been a much easier solution.\n\nthough i imagine if you put a phone in a mailbox, USPS just leaves it there",
"Plot twist: OP wrote the note for someone else and broke into their car",
"needs to install some carbon monoxide detectors..",
"I’ll take things that didn’t happen for 200 please. ",
"It is now!",
"Don't lock your car. They won't be able to get in to put someone else's wallet on your seat next time one is left on the ground.",
"Seriously though, lock your car ya hillbilly.",
"BUT WHO WAS PHONE?",
"Not necessarily. Source: former mailperson",
"This makes sense. Thanks. ",
"This is beginning to sound like the plot to another Rob Schneider movie.",
"People so eager to \"do something\" they didn't realize how much sense they aren't making. ",
"Do they deliver it for free or do they deliver it to the persons door and go “give us a stamp for this”",
"Depends, really. But they can be considered postage due",
"Return what? Nothing to return here!",
"That sounds horrible",
"\"It wasn't my wallet and it wasn't even my car!\"",
"Cotton filter. Gotta strain your drugs before you use em.",
"But then WHO WAS WALLET ???",
"The things we do for karma.",
"Ya u should. I found ur wallet and need to return it to u. Where you live? \n\n^^^^^/s",
"The note was written from INSIDE THE CAR! \n\nRun! \n\nUp the stairs. Scream a lot. ",
"Reverse triple plot twist (The Last Jedi style). Owner of the car and wallet wrote the note to himself 😐",
"Worth getting your wallet back, right? ",
"the trick is to wear someone else's face, you only have to shave once!",
"Op is Rob Schneider ",
"\nI'm attempting to make sense of what the heck is in his cupholder, traveler seat, and focus holder. It would appear that toothpicks/q-tips, a blue ball, a few mints, and collapsed napkins. I generally judge a driver by what they store in their auto. ",
"You time traveler... It's from your future you. ",
"the voices. THEY NEVER STOP",
"I'm a car too ya know!",
"He always was someone else. So are you.",
"You joke but one time I started getting into the wrong car, which was identical to mine, and there was someone in the back seat. Scared the shit out me. I was very, very hungover.",
"Quadruple plot twist, he wrote the note himself for Reddit karma!",
"I have gained sentience now.",
"Wouldn't locking the car not have resolved the wallet issue whatsoever?\n\nUnless you presume the car was unlocked, someone opened the car, rifled through the wallet, deposited it outside the car, then closed the door?\n\nWatson?",
"Uh dude. Are you in vancouver? I lost my wallet which looks a LOT like that. ",
"On the bright side, free wallet",
"Holy shit someone in my hood just posted on Nextdoor that they found car keys and pressed the alarm button, found the car, and put the keys in the car so the person would find them. \n\nSame person? Same gene pool?",
"Awful handwriting, but still much better than mine.",
"Damn. How do you pay that great karma forward?",
"If OP was car, than who was wallet",
"Then who was phone???? ",
"Then leave that person's face on the ground near a different car.. pass it on.",
"Pretty sure this is better written...",
"This is a hard to believe but true story. My very crappy car was broken into, and it appears as though they went through my glove box but didn’t take anything (not that there was much to take). I almost didn’t even realize that I\nHad been broken into except that when I went to drive away I found a wallet sitting on my handbrake.\n\nI thought, wow, somebody broke into my car and left their wallet, I wonder if their ID is in here? Well, there was his license and his birth certificate. I thought leaving your wallet with ID in a car you broke into exceptionally odd, but also having your birth certificate in there???!\n\nWhen I turned in his wallet the police had already caught him breaking into other cars. I thought maybe he was just looking for his wallet... (after breaking into cars).",
"I didn't believe this at first but there's an actual photo so /r/thathappened ",
"How do you dab with a q-tip?",
"Back to the original plot twist: he's actually flying business class and just came back from the toilet.",
"Q tip to clean the nail after the dab",
"Ok I'll be the idiot and ask. Wtf is dabs? ",
"Could be white zip ties? Could be sparky...",
"Smoking technique using Straight thc oil instead of the plant itself",
"https://www.leafly.com/news/cannabis-101/is-dabbing-good-or-bad-or-both\n\nA way to consume marijuana",
"Okay good that's what I was hoping. At first I was trying to figure out how you take a dab without incinerating the q tip",
"It's unfair, some people can do it. No matter the preparation I can't shave without getting tore the fuck up.",
"Why would locking your car help with your lost wallet if the wallet was on the ground? If anything it helped because the person put the wallet into the car...",
"Plot Twist 2: Real owner is in the trunk.",
"Neither was the car.",
"Yeah, but there was \"no cash\" in it when he found it.",
"Actually happened to me once.\n\nI managed to lose my wallet on a bus and didn't notice it until later. Well, later I got a call from a woman. She said she had just been emptying a mailbox and somebody had dropped my wallet in there. I have a fairly uncommon name so she was able to find my number based on my ID.\n\nSo, I drove out to meet her in the middle of her route. I tried to offer her some form of monetary compensation. She just said that she cannot accept it since she's technically a civil servant.\n\nSo, it worked for me, at least.",
"Although locking the car door if this was the case would have led to a broken window and a stolen wallet.",
"IT WASNT YOUR WALLET.",
"If you took the trouble to return it to its owner, you're the kind of person society needs more of.",
"Yep",
"And this is your ID?",
"Yes, fresh razor, preferably one that has only ever been used for dry shaving. It seems that contact with water dulls/rusts the razor faster.",
"Sure, but don't expect anything but the wallet and your license to still be in it depending on which mailperson finds it. The USPS often uses temp agencies to fill mail driver positions, and they don't always hire the most trustworthy of people. Sure they come down hard on anyone found to be fucking with the mail itself, but a wallet shows up in a mailbox? There's not much accountability there.",
"People take drugs while driving? Why isn't this illegal?",
"In my hometown a guy who was insanely drunk left a department store in a Ford Taurus I believe. A few miles down the road he he realized he was in the wrong car and was speeding to return back to the store. He ended up crashing and was killed all the while his car was back at the store.\n\n",
"It most certainly is illegal...",
"Telltale game choice time",
"Yep",
"I gave the wallet to a police officer on my campus! 👮🏾♂️",
"I found this ID in this wallet. And if that’s the case, this must be your wallet.",
"That makes sense to me",
"Wasn't it your wallet",
"Then take it",
"That makes sense to me!",
"It's a set up....",
"You've been reverse pick pocketed.",
"> It wasn't your-wallet.\n\nAm I doing it right?",
"It’s not my wallet.",
"One time I was at a shopping mall and we came out of Best Buy with a bag full of items and we had intentions of walking down to another store, so my grandpa told me to go throw the bags in the car and meet us at the store, so I did. \n\nWhen we got back to the car after shopping, the items weren’t in there. I realized I put them in another car that was the same make and model and was in the same vicinity. Luckily it was still there so I walked over, opened it up and snatched my bags right back! \n\nLock your doors people!",
"A guy is no one. Damn, I can't wait for season 8.",
"This is why I'll never be a crook, among other reasons. This is something my klutzy self would do. ",
"This must be Canada. ",
"I'm glad that little kid found it anyway and returned it.",
"When driving, what calls for a access to q-tips and tooth picks ?",
"Elementary!",
"Check this out. \n\nMy mother has lost her purse in public 3 times over the last month. (She has dementia but insists on staying active and carrying that damn purse.)\n\nEach time, someone has looked up her landline number and called the house to return it. It was in a local fancy department store once, a Wal-Mart the second time and a TJ Maxx most recently. \n\nAs far as we know, nothing was stolen (except possibly some cash the first time, who knows?). There was even cash left inside two of the times.",
"This got out of hand so quickly ",
"I'm saying there's no guarantee the post office will even bother to get it to you, though.",
"Which war? ",
"I lost my ID in college after I turned 21 and several years later it was mailed back to me. It was scratched up, muddy, and looked like it had been stabbed. I like to think it got used as a fake ID by someone for a couple years.",
"Your wallet, it wasn't.",
"Andrew Wallet arrived home, turned off the engine and took a moment to gather himself. It had been a long day, but he was satisfied now. Opening his front door he met the sticky carpet and his heart sank a little, maybe a drink before bed. \n\nHe could hear the sound of his wife's heavy breathing, probably dead to the world, so he made small effort to quieten his clutter as he made his drink and came to rest at the kitchen table. \n\nWhile he mindlessly scrolled through his messages, he wondered if her breathing was getting louder.\n\n*Crack*\n\nHe was on the floor, dizzy and clutching his head.\n\n\"How fucking dare you! Five years!?\" He heard her voice and caught sight of the fire poker before it came again.\n\n*Crack Crack*\n\n\"You're not my Andrew anymore! You're not my Little Wallet! You filthy little man, you've changed and you're not mine!\"\n\n*Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack Crack*\n\nPolice report found that A Wallet was found, motionless and without signs of life, inside the car of his secretary. ",
"Yeah, if my mail lady needs postage due, or a signature or something, she just won’t deliver it and then the post office will mail me a postcard a week later that I have to pick it up from the post office, who won’t have it because it’s out for delivery with the lady that won’t deliver it. ",
"I got the reference. Here’s some fake gold!🔶",
"Why is this box so heavy? What's in it anyway?",
"The only times it's acceptable to leave your car unlocked is if you live in a really nice area...or a really bad area",
"I live in a condo where consuming weed is difficult, so we just go hotbox the car in the parking garage. ",
"Patrick?",
"my wallets. ",
"No more drugs for that man.",
"Lol. Notify the cops in a victimless \"crime\" and risk getting hurt by the police in the process. You are statistically more at risk to be hurt or killed every time you call the cops. Never call them unless it is an absolute must",
"I smell Maple syrup",
"I mean - the wallet was never in his hand...? ^^^^^/s",
"!remindme 3 days",
"So did he end up in the kitchen or in the car at the end?\n\nNot really clear...",
"Just a tip as I dont know the laws where you live but DO NOT have your keys with you when you do this because if you get busted they will most certainly add on that extra DWI/DUI charge because of \"Intent to drive\" or some shit.",
"Nah. There are robbers who will try an open door and then there are those who will break a window. There are levels, believe it or not. ",
"That's the same wallet I carry - I panicked for a second and had to check my pockets before realizing how insane I was being",
"Monsieur, does your dog bite?",
"No ",
"I have a friend who lost his wallet several times. The most incredible time was when he lost it on vacation in the Caribbean. He was there for three weeks or something and he lost it pretty early on. A week later he gets a call from his mom on the west coast saying she got the wallet in the mail with a letter.\n\nApparently someone found it while snorkeling, dove down and grabbed it, and mailed it back to the west coast. My friend got it back soon after. He then left his wallet at a bar the day before he headed home. At least that time he could find it himself.",
"The Rainicorn - Dog war.",
"You better check your wallet now. Yes, I mean you. The one who reading this, check your wallet and contact OP now. He/she had it.",
"Can confirm, I am only a level 2 robber atm so I don't break things yet.",
"I went shopping and spent ages trying to get back into my car. Spent a few minutes trying until I realised I don't have a child seat in the back of my car....\n\nIt was the same make, model and colour, and they even had the same parking pass (University) in the same corner and had bought their car from the same tiny local dealer so had the same tax-disc in the same holder in the same corner. There was only a few letters difference in the number plate.",
"I mean you laugh, but I have personally witnessed people walking parking lots and checking doors. They didn't break any windows but wouldn't have thought twice about raiding an open one. ",
"So the person just conveniently had a pen and paper? Hmmmm",
"You should still lock your car though. ",
"Maybe they drive more carefully when they are high.",
"Proxy theft is a lot of fun. Steal from someone and plant it on someone else... Good times.",
"Great reference. Nicely thrown in there. ",
"Super plottily plot twisted twist: Op is wallet and this is how he gets cars. ",
"There’s definitely more than just THC in the “oil”. ",
"story time. when i was younger me and my dad went to the grocery store or something. when we came out we unlocked the van, was an old white windstar, and the interior light came on and the seats were blue when ours were red. we both were obviously shocked and looked around and saw our van in the next aisle of the parking lot. we slammed the door and walked away as quickly as possible. ",
"Plot twist: he is the thief and keeps this note with him all the time to clear his conscience. ",
"your wallet or not, lock your car.",
"I sometimes bring some and use them in my ear in the car, if i knew i could have some in my car... ",
"Plotty mcplotface the qtips are for his rig and not his ears",
"r/karmaconspiracy",
"Yeah but nothing homosexual, just straight.",
"\"Smoke a bone, then take a nice, slow, super-careful drive\"",
"Yep. Most postal theft is an inside job. If you mail something in an ipad shaped box, there is a very good chance the package will be sealed when it arrives but there wont be any ipad in it anymore. At least where I live. One of the ghetto rejects in the processing room helped themselves.\n\nIt's the same reason you should mail cash with birthday cards anymore. That shit will be gone. Birthday card sized envelopes are like crack for thieves.",
"It wasn't your car.",
"“I thought you said your dog doesn’t bite.”",
"Wow.\n\nI think the vast majority of people are honest, and when they feel empowered to do the right thing, they mostly do. \n\nWe are programmed to notice and talk about the bad stuff, but good things happen at least as often. ",
"K but then how do you get in the car",
"Interesting that is was a windstar van... we had the same when I was young with similar incident. My Dad took it into the shop and after a few hours the mechanic brought it in to be worked on. \n\nDad look at it and is like wtf... thats not our van.\n\nTurns out the keys worked in both. \nSo the fact you unlock that van too.... Do all Windstar vans have the same key?! ",
"And that’s not your hand.",
"This is true. You don't get as many uses out of the blades though",
"Ahh yiss",
"There is someone in my small town who drives a Chevy Tahoe that is identical to the one my office manager drives. Both my OM and the woman who owns the other Tahoe have long blonde hair, and the license plates differ by only two characters. I like the OM, and if I see her in town, I always wave cheerfully to her...or to a total stranger, depending upon which of them I actually saw.",
"If only there was a way to unlock the car and have your keys in a location that is not your car. Doesn't even have to be back in the house just tuck them away in sight somewhere that is not your car.",
"BUT WHO WAS NOTE?",
"Is this your wallet, Larry?\nDude, ask him about the vette.\nIs this your wallet, Larry?",
"It would of been funny if the owner of the wallet came by looking for it, saw it in the front seat of OP's car and busted the window to retrieve it. When OP gets back to his car his front seat is filled with glass and the message.",
"i figure there must be a limited set of keys. it was surprising to say the least. i think i remember hearing that at the time they were one of the most stolen vehicles also though. probably because of that",
"I think the guy who left the note actually stole the wallet and was setting OP up.",
"Left my phone in an Uber once and the girl that got in after me thought the driver would steal it so she took it and mailed it to me since my ID was in the back...but she didn't try to contact me. After I had already purchased a new phone, reported my ID as stolen, and gotten a new ID. If you do this, fucking find the person on social media and let them know so they don't have to cancel their cards and all this shit!",
"I'm the wallet",
"You know the movie is good when there’s so many plot twist, it’s exhausting. ",
"I used to drive a gold 98 Taurus. I was in a store with my younger brother and I handed him my car key because he asked to go out to the car.\n\nI came out of the store and he's not in my car. He's in a ~2002 gold Taurus, parked three spaces away, that was both opened and locked with **my** car key ",
"Now you're involved in a robbery, congratulations :)",
"well la-de-da... Mr(s). I have money, cards or identification in my wallet. \n\n\n\n\n",
"Did a 3yr old write this note?",
"Directed by M Night SHamacar",
"But it is now.",
"You probably judge people who eat cereal during their morning commute too?",
"That's what they say. Then again, maybe they just want free wallets.",
"So the lesson here is: If you stop locking your car door, you get free wallets. Retirement, here I come!",
"One time I was in a movie theater and had to use the restroom. On my way out, I stepped on something and felt it and it was a wallet. Being a kid, I put it in my pocket to check to see if there was money inside. After the movie I went to the bathroom stall and pulled it out AND.........it was my wallet. I dropped it when I walked into the theater ",
"Haha yeah, rather have them look through the car and determine there is nothing of value, than break a window or something.",
"I had a friend extremely pissed once because her car window was broken but she'd actually left it unlocked so that they didn't have to! ",
"why the emoji though",
"This is the best picture of a note in front of a wallet I've ever seen.",
"Yeah, but sometimes moderate plot twist is good. like the latter part of The Perfect Gateway.",
"I believe that it happens its just the mention of levels made me think that at level 15 thats when they evolve and get the striped jumper and crowbar then start the B&E.",
"Brain melt. He wrote the note to himself, so now he knows who he is. Same thing every day. #50 first dates.",
"[Mr. Wallet](http://www.designtickle.com/cdnmedia/-/2013/06/wallets-graphic-design/19-mr-wallet-mustache-brown-leather.png)",
"They think someone took the wallet from inside the car, stole the money, then dropped it on the ground and dashed",
"I mean, taking drugs anywhere is illegal. But, in states where marijuana is legal, it's illegal to drive under the influence.",
"I'm going to personally thank you. It's illegal to smoke in multi-family units, of which I live in one, but some asshole has been smoking weed below our unit. The smoke travels in and gives me asthma. Royally pissed. So thank you for being conscientious. ",
"I recall hearing that there was a brief period where they only had a couple dozen different keys, so it was surprisingly likely to find another Ford with the same key. Didn't even have to be the same model.",
"Damn! Look at all that skeet on the seat!",
"Depends on what kind of cereal they're eating.",
"The ultimate plot twist, OP wrote the note",
"Hey man the episode from Tuesday was dope 😂",
"Is that a fuckin Mike's Hard Lemonade bottle?",
"“If the doors were locked, the wallet could never have escaped.” \n\n",
"Parked on campus, I think!! ",
"\"Aren't you Patrick Star?\"",
"That would explain the reverse tattoos",
"While this is true, your main concern with dry shaving is getting a quick shave. You very light pressure and let the blades steer themselves through the hair. This makes the blades push closer to the skin due to the angle of the blades in the razor. Back when I did a lot more dry shaving, I was able to get a closer, cleaner shave with fewer mistakes than a wet shave. I also had less facial hair then though.",
"Patrick Star always forgetting his wallet ",
"OP CANNOT BE CAR SINCE MACHINE CANNOT INTERACT WITH FELLOW HUMAN BEING",
"The ultra plot twist. You are all a bunch of dumb asses.",
"Free money, right?",
"“It’s not my hand. It’s not my photo either!”",
"It's not a plot twist if it's readily apparent from the get go.",
"Penta plot twist: OP actually wrote the note to himself, and it is his wallet, for the free internet points\n\n*gasp*",
"Usually, yes unless you're getting THC distillate. Lots of other terpenes / cannabinoids",
"Why the hell do you have a lifetimes supply worth of q-tips in your car",
"Omg it is!",
"My guess was because they vape. I keep a small tupperware of q tips around to clean out my vape.",
"This actually makes no sense. At all. \n\nWhy didn't the guy who put it in the car, just lock the doors right then? He went through the trouble of picking it up and returning it to the rightful owner, knowing about theft in general, but then couldn't be bothered to lock the car door?\n\nNo. This is fake. This is bullshit. Stop being part of the problem.",
"And jesus christ what is the smudge on the seat between your legs??? Shower much, ever???",
"Okay, but you already assumed it was lost. Money and everything else. My point is that *at least* you get your wallet and ID back, for the small price of postage, which would be cheaper than buying a new wallet and less time consuming than getting a new license. I would assume whoever found it would take the cash and drop the wallet in the box, and I wouldn’t be that upset. Hell, if someone returned my wallet to me with the cash still inside, I’d give them at least $20 out of it for being decent people. ",
"I mean, it might not even get that far. ",
"God help us all!",
"It is now. ",
"I did that once. But I forgot where I put my keys. ",
"I used to be a car like you, then I took a nail to the tire.",
"Isn't the biggest concern about dry shaving while driving all the little hairs that end up on your shirt?",
"Hopefully you ditched that empty Mike's Hard bottle in your lower center console first, lol.",
"😂 you all missed the meth bong in centre console😎",
"This guy. We could be friENTs. ",
"But who was note?",
"Dam nibbas",
"Thats just a road soda",
"Yep. Thanks, I've been looking for it.",
"\"That's my purse! I don't know you!\"",
"Is that a Mike's hard lemonade empty bottle in the console?",
"...but maybe it was just a smartass robber. No third party. ",
"Secret is to leave nothing in your car. Then when a thief come s to rob your car, he won't get shit and your window will be intact. ",
"What about the contents?",
"Just cereal without milk? My god",
"I can on some parts, not on others. My cheeks never get cut but no amount of foam or cream will help my neck. It always gets irritated and ingrown hairs no matter what.",
"You got a problem with black police officers?",
"I got my wallet mailed back to me about 18 months after I dropped it in a CVS parking lot about 1.5 miles away from my house. What the fuck was it doing that whole time?! ",
"I don't think that's what he was asking.",
"You get a reward?",
"That's a movie plot right there",
"But it's two separate thoughts, combined into one sentence\n\nAs in \"you should lock your door because I was able to open it to put this wallet in your car\"",
"This summer: The adventures of wallet. ",
"Heh. I did something like that once. I used to own an old subaru that looked a lot like a toyota from a similar year. Turns out, when you're tired, it's hard to tell the difference. As it also turns out, my key worked on the doors and trunk. I realized my mistake when I sat in the car and realized that the seat was adjusted wrong.",
"Hello, fraternity member!",
"[Not his fault](https://i.imgur.com/qenL6vH.gif)",
"Heckin' Bamboozled!",
"Well yeah"
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It wasn’t my wallet.
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"i'm confused. has this post been deleted? If so, could you please tell me where I should submit it to? ",
"Why I don't take CNN seriously.",
"crummy. okay though, thank you. Could you suggest where I could repost this? ",
"ah. okay bro. thanks for letting me know! :-) ",
"He’s just pissed because he can’t get a job at a real news company. ",
"The Whiteboard. That does it, now it is fact. *NOT*",
"Whats next? Someone gonna say shithole on Nickelodeon ",
"but you take the guy who actually said it seriously? lmao and gtfo",
"Peace!",
"kumbayah",
"US President says the word 'shithole': Not far enough\n\nCNN users the word 'shithole' reporting on the president's use of the word: Too far",
"He's not wrong.",
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"okie dokie. any suggestions for what sub I should re-submit this to? "
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CNN's Chris Cuomo calling Trump a shithole.
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"This wasn't necessary.",
"Sounds like he's living rent free inside your head 24/7",
"“You can do anything you want, even grab them by the shithole.”",
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Drumpf.
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"Your title wasn't necessary. Much respect to this man.",
"No disrespect for a great man, but if his country wasn't terrible, why come here? \n\nI have no idea where he was from, but if it's the third world, his nation is probably terrible because the first world stacked the world against it.\n\nedit: sooooo I saw this post before I saw the news about Trump...sorry.",
"Because America is the greatest country in the world?",
"> but if his country wasn't terrible, why come here?\n\nSeriously? ",
"Shithole country according to you OP?",
"People don't generally need to immigrate here (especially now) from prosperous countries. From that logic, Ireland was a shithole in the early 20th century. Germany was in tatters after the first world War (fuck you Einstein, go home) . Many places in India could be construed at shitholes to this day. ",
"The orange Hitler",
"Yes it was. I know what you mean, because the thoughts should be focused on the unimaginable sacrifice this man made, but we (as Americans) need to focus just as much on how these men are treated by the goddamn “commander in chief”. \n\nThese men are our countrymen, our saviors, our brothers. And he and so many others gave their lives to a country they believed in because of a good heart, and were told their home is a shithole. Because of what, economy? Skin color? Learn your place, Donald. ",
"It's not?",
"> No disrespect for a great man, but if his country wasn't terrible, why come here? \n\nSerious question: Do you really believe the only reason for anyone to come to another country is because their home country is a shithole? What about the Norwegians/Canadians/Germans that come to the US? Are their countries shitholes? What about the people leaving the US for different countries?\n\nFYI, he was from Ghana and came to the US to get his MBA at Harvard in order to change how the health system in Ghana is managed.",
"I'd agree many places in India would be shitholes, yes. My logic specifically was \"These places are really poor with no real government, they literally use children as soldiers, and have roving death squads and horrible practices towards the genitals of specifically young females\".\n\nI'm not saying people shouldn't immigrate, I'm saying these countries actually are shitholes, because they are.\n\nAdditionally, 99% of immigrants are not Einsteins, so if we only want to let the super duper smart people in that's cool too.",
"But we're #1 at imprisoning minorities! Surely has to count for something",
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"This post Ghana get upvoted.",
"We get it, a lot of you Trump supporters agree that these countries are so-called \"shitholes\". But as the President of the United States, that man should be able to speak in a respectful manner given the position he is in.\n\n> Give me your tired, your poor, Your huddled masses yearning to breathe free, The wretched refuse of your teeming shore. Send these, the homeless, tempest-tossed to me, I lift my lamp beside the golden door!\n\nWe have such a beautiful nation built on people escaping from their \"shithole\" countries. If they are willing to seek the American dream and utilize the opportunities here to reach their full potential, I'm all for them coming.",
"Donald needs to check his privilege",
"He was from Ghana. A democratic country that doesn't have child soldiers and is actively fighting against the practise of female genital mutilation. They have a relatively good track record in regards to human rights and have a prospering and strong regional economy.\n\nSo, really, all that is left from your argument is that he was from one of \"those\" countries and I'm asking myself what \"those\" *really* means here.",
"> \"These places are really poor with no real government, they literally use children as soldiers, and have roving death squads and horrible practices towards the genitals of specifically young females\".\n\nNone of this is true for this mans home country.",
"It is. That’s why if his country was so bad he would come here. \n\nYou can’t be the greatest country in the world and then also exclude people. \n\nThat makes you not the greatest country in the world.",
"I appreciate your opinion. But in my view, once they become citizens, yes. Not before that. Not to disrespect this man, but he moved OUT of the shithole country for a reason... it was a shithole!",
"It is.",
"Exactly. How many come here to live on the system permanently instead of only temporarily then working to provide to the system?",
"> No we don't\n\nSo people always speaking of coming to America \"for a better life\" is a myth? Because who needs a better life if your country's not a \"shithole\"? I guess Ireland was in great condition when all those immigrants came from their country during the Famine.\n\n> How many end up on welfare\n\nYour point being? When you give up everything to come here you're gonna need some help to get started again. How many non-immigrant Americans are on welfare?",
"Bullshit",
"This is another example of the left's politically-correct culture that is killing our country. Every citizen has a right to free speech, including our President.",
"I understand. In comparing American standards, more than half of the world is a shithole. The shithole part was not offensive to me. I use worse language on a daily basis. \"why would we want people from....\" is the bigger issue in my opinion. Also, there was nothing remarkable about young Einstein, so there is no litmus test that could be applied for youth when it comes to potential. ",
"Yeah but then there's basic human politeness and courtesy.",
"It's funny, because it seems we have a lot of poor uneducated people on welfare in this country but they tend to be Republican.",
"Username fits",
"*citation needed*",
"“Those” means not white",
"I wanna live where you live",
">Center for Immigration Studies",
"Freedom of speech does not equal freedom from criticism. ",
"I hear Norway is a great place to live ",
"Yeah like smoke weed!!!! /s",
"This thread is cancer, turn back now",
">Figure based on small sample size\n\nUhhhhhh ",
"A country can be a shithole and still have good people",
"Maybe he knows liberals have a addictive need to cry and bitch about something. I think he’s being a humanitarian. ",
"Lol mkay ",
"Sorry, saw this post before I saw the news about Trump. Puts everything in a whole new context.\n\nIf we're going to talk about this, could we do it from my pre-trump news perspective? Because I don't support what the president said, but I do have an opinion on \"shithole\" countries (a word I'd never use).\n\nThat last part of what you said, changing how the health system in Ghana was managed, really connects with my ideas."
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Pvt. Emmanuel Mensah, an immigrant from a "shithole" country who gave his life pulling people from a burning building
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"... but that’s a cat not a bear",
"This is a fine cat. 9 out of 10 ",
"All animals are 10 out of 10!",
"What about birds ",
"Especially birds! 10/10",
"I’m gonna go out on a limb here but I think she loves you too",
"What about Beatles tho ",
"Dude... EVERY animal ",
"welcome to a whole new world of assholes, my friend. Cute kitteh, btw.",
"Of course not misquotes... and don’t call me Cheryl. I think misquoted that.\n\nEdit: a word",
"Bullshit",
"Mosquitoes are the cutest. 10/10"
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After 4 years of lurking I finally decided to make an account. Meet rue bear. She’s an asshole and I love her.
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"Looks fantastic! Great thing to do for your parents.",
"Thanks! It was quite the process, but with time and patience it can be done. We saved alot of money we just had to do some research, also I was doing landscaping and I had a bit of experience but not much. Basically I dug a foot of dirt within the parameter and wheelbarreled it out. Than I got a yard or 2 of high performance bedding, layered that on and did the same with sand. Than placed the flagstone and filled in the spaces with sand as well. Than stamped it down. The rest is organic growth!",
"Wow. Gorgeous.",
"Just beautiful! You make it sound easy, but I bet it was a lot of hard work.",
"It was, though I have to give my mom credit for all her horticultural work. Thank you!"
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I did the flagstone for my parents a few years back, the growth of moss and foilage makes it look great.
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"This reminds of the scene of it ",
"Everyone on reddit is a bot exept you",
"Thanks"
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Down the Road
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"Spotted in East New Orleans ",
"\"They'll raise property values and decrease crime. We can't have that out here.\"",
"\" Then shoot up your schools and churches\"",
"\"and after that you end up having to live in another shithole because your not apart of redistribution of wealth in the area\"",
"Look on the bright side. Since nobody is going to school here, you can double up on security for the church.",
"Is \"chea\" supposed to be, here?",
"What is it supposed to say? ",
"Around Oakland you can see Gentrification is Ethnocide signs. Even The Museum of Oakland has nice , stay out \"you people\" exhibit. It's all very progressive."
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They Gentrifing Out'Chea
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"You ever see something and think,\"that's the most Canadian thing I've ever seen.\" And then they go and one-up it.",
"What part of town is this in. I'd love to go see it. ",
"I want to try this on my rink... How did you do the colour?",
"[The story behind the pic](http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/montreal/verdun-hockey-rink-cold-snap-montreal-ice-2018-1.4476848)",
"Is this the Canadian version of an above ground pool? ",
"Love the spike railing. Adds an extra sense of danger. ",
"My dad used to hose over the driveway and let it freeze overnight. Now living in Florida, we just go to an ice rink.\n\nMeanwhile our family friends who still live in Toronto have never skated... ",
"So where do the men on the poles go?",
"How do you avoid constantly getting called for icing the puck?",
"And where, pray, is this \"Montreal\"?\n\nedit: Wow! I guess people really don't like South Park",
"People making front yard ice rinks and we haven't even got one for the entirety of Ireland. I was born in the wrong country haha",
"Looks like something straight outa Trailer Park Boys",
"You can do this with food coloring! Not sure what the French use. ",
"For some canadian dwarfs",
"As is tradition...",
"Verdun!",
"I wanna be bff's with whoever did this",
"Mini shinny ",
"Peasant blood for red and royal blood for blue.",
"\"And we just said we should build an ice rink, while we were drinking beer, chilling\"\n\nThat's pretty much all I want out of life: chilling and drinking beer while playing on a homemade ice rink in Montreal",
"Most Quebequer thing to do. FTFY",
"Would spray paint work on ice? genuinely have no idea...",
"Mix jello powder with water",
"Well they blocked the public sidewalk.... I'd break and walk right over it",
"\"Offside\"\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\"Offside\"\n\n\n\n",
"There’s a guy in my city that makes a mini ice rink in his yard every winter. A friend of a friend also does it(hockey players) and they play 2v2 with keepers.",
"Verdun",
"couple of icing's in there too I'd think lol",
"Go with [LEDs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HuZd4gDlrEY).\n\nEdit: And the [story](http://minnesota.cbslocal.com/2016/12/22/maple-grove-ice-rink/) behind it.",
"It sucks it’s raining so much today... that rink is going to get destroyed",
"Dang...Their own front yard and still way up in the balcony.",
"What is this, a hockey rink for ants? It needs to be at least 3 times bigger than this. ",
"Why is the center line not in the center? ",
"Way cooler than an above ground pool.",
"Yes",
"Not that I've been to this street to check, but sadly it's definitely not there any more... 9 degrees C now here in Montreal and it's been raining for hours.",
"They did this on an episode of hey Arnold once!",
"And now it's all gone, Thanks rain !",
"Ricky finally is a place to practice with the kids!",
"What is this? An ice rink for ants??",
"Aaaaaaaaaaaaand it's gone",
"Lucky kids to have the devotion of an ice man (Dad?) doing the ice for them every day!",
"To be fair, hockey rinks are traditionally made in a backyard in Montreal rather than a front yard.",
"It clearly ends at the public sidewalk.",
"What is this? A hockey rink for ants?",
"Or just food coloring ",
"Yeah I mean if an above ground pool was as cool as this it would be frozen.",
"Looks like Jacques-porlier",
"Is this the Habs new rink?",
"[when Ricky made a hockey rink inside the trailer](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-z2rusEpeG0)",
"If this were on parliament hill it'd cost the tax payers $10MM",
"Is it a law in Canada if there are a lot of snow and ice. Build a hockey rink?",
"You can buy paint intended for ice. Look up curling rink paint for example. ",
"I don't even like hockey but I got this and I LUL'd a lot",
"That is not from today. Current weather: 11°C and rain. The snow has all melted in the streets, most lawn are green as of now, unless snow has been added (like the snow from the parking that they push on the lawn).\n\n",
"this is straight out of jacob two two",
"Slap shot regatta!",
"Exactly. It's gold!",
"I guess when you see a snowman you bitch because real people don't look that way.",
"Verdump is how we affectionately refer to it...",
"I have suspicions that one of my ancestors was Canadian. I love hockey so much!",
"Great way to improve stick handling actually. ",
"And then you [see what lengths Minnesotans will go to](http://www.cavyhockey.com/2012/11/07/the-best-backyard-hockey-rinks/) for a gift card and tickets to a hockey game.",
"By about 50°+ at least! \n\nAh. Sorry, I'll see myself out. ",
"Those are some legit rinks man , I’m from Ontario everyone has a rink",
"Is that close to the Waste Island?",
"It's pretty crazy what lengths some people around here will go to. Lots of people will have lights set up for night skating too. For a few years I lived down the street form a family that had a full size rink built in their backyard, they had full height boards and nets, painted everything...the whole package. I guess it was too much of a bother to walk five minutes to the local park in the winter to skate.",
"I've seen yellow snow before... they should probably go see a doctor.",
"Cold*",
"Sure, if you want UFOs landing in your frontyard.",
"What is offiside in hockey? Also what is icing?",
">curling rink paint\n\nSounds like a pretty niche business",
"Not a huge hockey guy but i believe offsides is when someone on offense crosses the blue line into the opponents territory before the puck does. And icing is hitting the puck from one side of the ice and crossing the goal line on the other side.",
"I knew that North American hockey rinks are ridiculously small, but *this* small?!",
"Cordial in a kettle, boil it and feed it onto the rink surface ",
"Aaaand... it's back to -11 :P",
"Yep! I've seen it this week going to work.\nAnd it is not on the sidewalk. ",
"Puis la neige à matin, ayoye..."
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Front yard hockey rink in Montréal
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[
"I’m sorry for your loss.",
"Looks like a good guy.\n\nSorry to hear about your Dad, man.",
"I'm so sorry, think of the times where he is smiling just like he is in that picture, he looked like a solid guy, god bless. ",
"Sorry for your loss. I hope you have many great memories and lessons learned from him. ",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/NnfGn\n\nHere’s some extra feels. This one really gets me, I’m the baby. ",
"He seemed to be a great dad. ",
"He wasn’t a stranger to anyone. Could literally make anyone laugh, or cry for that matter. He had his demons, but who doesn’t? I’ll miss him terribly. He never did anything with his life, but he was a great dad who never stopped loving his kids. ",
"So sorry to hear. At least you will always have the memories ",
"Well if he was a great dad then he definitely did something with his life! Sounds like you were lucky to have him! Sorry for your loss :(",
"You are 100% right. ",
"He rocked that mustache like no other.\n\nSorry to hear the news, OP. If I'm not overstepping by offering some advice, it would be to enjoy the good memories while they are still fresh. As tough as it may be, taking time to write some things down can help your memory a lot later in life.",
"Thank you for this. The first thing I asked for was the family photos and copies of whatever my mom and my dad had from each other letter wise. I’m sad I never got to know him more than I did, so many missed stories. I’ll write down my own memories so I don’t forget. \n\nAll I know is I now “dance on the head of punks” he always used to say this and I never really understood it. I still don’t, but I take the throne now I guess. ",
"So so sorry.",
"That's exactly how my pops went... So sorry you lost your superman. ",
"Sorry to hear about your dad. He still lives on through your memories of him. I can't imagine losing my dad, but this makes me appreciate having him around a lot more. ",
"My dad passed 2 years ago tomorrow (Jan 12th) from the same thing, it gets easier but not for awhile. I'm sorry for your lost.",
"RIP discount Pablo Escobar. ",
"He actually looks a lot like my father who passed away in 2008. I understand the feeling and the pain. It's by no means easy and it will be hard for a while. I can only encourage you to make sure you learned/takeaway the good parts of him and continue to bring that into others lives. You'll always have him with you that way. Sorry for your loss and best wishes to your family.",
"Sorry for your loss, make sure to take care of yourself.",
"He was loved and isn't that all we really hope for in the end? May he rest in peace.",
"He made some mistakes, but we never stopped trying or loving him. Ultimately, it wasn’t enough for him to seek help. None the less, I’ll always keep his memory alive. ",
"More like a fox named Doggy. \n\nSorry for your loss.",
"Not many people get the anguish of losing a father until they’ve lost one. I lost mine two years ago and i have never gained so much hate to my extended family until his passing. I’m sorry for your loss as it strikes me as if i Just lost mine still. I hope things go easy for but don’t let the surroundings around this time get you. Just keep this picture and get through this. Later look at this picture and only remember the good. ",
"Fox diary: Day 156, they still haven’t figured out I not dog. Going to “vet” to get “tutored“ tomorrow. Signing off for now my dearest vixen. ",
"I’m sorry for your loss. Surprisingly, I feel nothing but love for the rest of what’s left of my family. My mom has a brother left, and my dads side has 4 sisters left. I only know one of them really well, and she’s basically my big sister. My actual sister disowned our family after a legal dispute, and likely doesn’t care about her fathers passing.\n\nNeedless to say, I’m going through some rough times right now. I live 2600 miles away with the love of my life and with great support from her family, I’ll make it through this. Thanks for your comment, and to everyone else’s. It’s making one hell of a difference to me right now. ",
"Username checks out.",
"Sorry to hear that... literally just lost my cousin a few hours ago. \n\nOops sorry to cardiac arrest as well",
"I’m sorry man. Remember the good times, don’t ever let him/her be forgotten. ",
"Looks like a very close family friend. Seems like he was probably a riot, very jovial. What was your funniest moment with him/your family?",
"Sorry dude. That’s shitty. I was there last yr and it sucks.",
"Thank you to everyone who’s commented, and helped keep my dad alive by never letting him be forgotten. I’ll check back in the morning, and give another update when I show my mom. She’s going to be thrilled so many people know Steve. ",
"I’m sorry dude. I really know how hard it is. ",
"My mother died December 16, 2017. It isn't easy and it gets harder it seems. Stay strong and surround yourself with those you love. ",
"Sorry for your lost\n\n\nI also read the title as Foxy dog",
"To many to count. My personal favorite is playing hockey in the garage with him when I was a little kid. It still makes me happy to think he went through all the effort of teaching me how to play and make goals for us, and a score board. On top of that, he would play after long days at work when I knew he was really tired but wanted to spend time with him. ",
"I'm so very sorry, I'm won't lie and tell you it'll be easy, but some days will be brighter than others. Photos and memories will get you through the hard days <3 so sorry about your pop",
"As I watch my father age, I dread the day. I am thinking of you and your family during this time.",
"Spend as much time with him as possible. The last time I spoke to him was Christmas Eve 2016, not by choice mind you. He cut off contact with the rest of us. I just wish he asked for help or guidance in the end. I always wished him a happy birthday, tried to call on Holidays, just randomly called whenever I could and I never got anything back sadly. As he got older and less and less senile he became trapped in his own little world. ",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"Lost mine on the 22nd. This hasn't been the best holiday season. Luckily I have my wife and kids to keep me together. Everyone tells us it gets better. I hope so.",
"Hang tight, dude. I’m very sorry for your loss - I can’t fathom to understand. My father is currently dealing with S4 lung cancer. While I’m hoping for the best, I’m always preparing for the worst. Somehow through it all, I hope we will all be okay. Again, my most sincere condolences and just hang on.",
"Hey man I lost mine a few years ago, I'm 33 and it was too young. He left me with some unopened wounds that needed to scar and heal. I loved him to death and I hold his ashes while I'm drinking occasionally. I'm one post in probably three thousand, just saying I know it sucks bad. It gets better quick, then it creeps back in, like a wave bouncing around a pool. Feel better maam/sir",
"Sorry for your loss I miss my dad too",
"I'm sorry for your loss. I dread the day this will happen to me. I would rather die first instead. ",
"I'm sorry. May he rest in peace.",
"I’m sorry OP",
"Wishes with you and your family he's up there looking out for you",
"I’m sorry for your loss, I lost my dad in 2014 when I was 17. I can promise you even after passing he’ll still teach you things. I promise dude",
"my deepest condolences",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=maGB3CwbZRw",
"My deepest sympathy. So sorry",
"The two time",
"I am very sorry for your loss. He looks like a fun and friendly guy, and you are showing a lot of respect sharing this picture. ",
"So sorry dude. Sucks beyond suck. Be kind and gentle with yourself for a while",
"My mom suffered what the neurologist called a \"catastrophic stroke\" on my birthday in 2016. She passed 3 days later, on Mother's Day. \n\nIt doesn't stop hurting, but you learn to live around the pain, if that makes sense. You'll get through this. I cannot tell you how sorry I am that you know what this feels like. ",
"I’m so sorry. My mom died the same way. The suddenness is so surreal. Wishing you much love and peace in the coming days. ",
"As random as it was, I felt like something wasn’t right and hasn’t been right for a while. No matter how much you prepare for situations like this, they still hurt like all hell. I’m sorry for your loss, I hope you find peace like I’m searching for. ",
"Do something that will make him proud. Parents really do so much for their kids with unconditional love. Hell I can not even think of raising my kids because I will always prefer spending on myself than on my children. I wonder how most of the parents do not end up doing things for themselves because the kid just wants everything they see in the world.\n\nEDIT: If u feel u have been raised well. Trust me it is a blessing. Parents are no less than GOD.",
"Condolences for your loss. Losing s loved one is very difficult. But you will get through this. It’s cheesy, but time will make things get better. Good luck. ",
"Safe crossing stranger",
"I'm sorry for your loss. Hope you and your family get through these troubled times. ",
"So sorry for your loss.\n\nIn my experience, it gets better because time makes the memories fade, but then it gets worse because you feel like an ass for not preserving every single memory as well as you should have.",
"It's gets better but the feeling of missing your parents never fully dissapear as it shouldn't. You carry their genes in you and many of your behavior traits remind you of them. ",
"Sorry for you loss :(\n\nbut the look of the dog thou...\nit looks like it´s possessed by a demon :)\n\n\"You suffering will be legendary, even in hell\"",
"What would he want you to do with your life that you could start working toward tomorrow? Maybe he was a great dad in order to live vicariously through you..",
"So sad. I'm sorry to hear that. ",
"He never did anything with his life? He was a great dad never stopped loving his kids. That's just about the most important thing you can do in life.\n\nI'm sorry for your loss. Godspeed, friend.",
"I'm sorry for the loss of your father. I hope you have many happy memories of him. ",
"Sending love your way 💕 you’re strong and remember your dad is part of you always. Half your dna; cyber hug*",
"So sorry for your loss! I'm glad you have pictures where he looks happy. And Foxy really looked like a fox! ",
"Sorry for your loss. Your dad looks like an old school mustasche pete kinda guy.",
"I'm so sorry. He looks so happy in the photo. Everything about that house screams 90's! ",
"I am really sorry for your loss :(\nThe most important thing now is remember him, and care for everyone and everything he cared about. Also, you can post this pic in r/lastimages, where you can find some advice and relief.",
"Sorry for your loss, I hope you have good people around you to help you through this time.",
"This is so true. Sometimes I remember mine saying things to me that I didn't fully get at the time, but I understand now, and they help me understand things and make decisions. ",
"My dad also passed away from cardiac arrest on September 15, 2017, but he was also suffering from lack asleep after doing Colostomy as he was trying to battle cancer. The doctors wouldn't let him start chemo because he was so weak. The day before he past away we took him to the ER but there were not enough beds so they sent him home with some pills. I have so much anger and I actually wanted to do something about it, but my mom insisted that I should not to and that we should just move on.\n\nMy dad was 1 year away from retiring and he told me that we would go on vacation after I came home from my internship. I regret not talking to him enough and now I don't get the chance to. I started going to the gym thinking that if I get stronger physically, I'll get stronger mentally too. It's January and I'm still trying to get my shit together.",
"Well bud... I think you owe it to yourself to teach some kids how to play hockey before this winter is over. Or at least encourage some kids to take up/continue the sport. Pass on the love from papa bear and keep his spirit and your happy memories alive. Wish you the best in these trying times. My condolences.",
"Im sorry for your loss and not that i mean to make light but your dad had a rocking mustache and i think that should be honored and memorialized here. ",
"Sorry for your loss. Stay strong. It gets easier. X",
"Your pupper has hitman eyes. \n \nBut the photo is old school cool so ignore the assassin dog.",
"Sad to hear of your loss, my condoleances.",
"I'm so very sorry for your families loss ❤",
"Wow. That is some deep shit. That makes me a little emotional no lie. Really makes ya think about what life is all about. ",
"Why did you call your dog Foxy?",
"This looks like a really nice guy! Wow",
"Fuck man, I lost my mum in a similarly sudden way to an aneurism. The shock was overwhelming. I cant even imagine how it must have felt for it to happen on your birthday too. Hope you are doing ok.",
"‘“No parent should have to bury their child “’: King Theoden of Rohan.",
"Great post very informative.. ",
"Im sorry for your loss!",
"Tarantula on the table.",
"I mean, it's sad your dad died but this pic is only on the front page because of that. It's very unremarkable by itself, and I don't understand why people keep upvoting this kind of post.",
"It’s your turn to be a great dad.",
"Did you grow up to look a lot like him? I'd guess so, looking at the picture ",
"My heartfelt condolences to you and your family. His soul will Rest In Peace",
"Why does this look so old? I'm sure I've got pictures of me from the mid 90s that look newer than that?!\n\nOn a serious note, sorry for your loss man.",
"Your dad looks like Dan Severn. Sorry for your loss :(\nhttp://images.complex.com/complex/image/upload/c_limit,w_680/fl_lossy,pg_1,q_auto/sekidlq7u9akojs9totq.jpg",
"Sorry for your loss.",
"He looks like a really good dad, you’re lucky to have had him🌦",
"It will get easier eventually but it takes time, eventually the grief will become a part of you as natural as breathing.\nTake care of yourselves and allow yourselves to grief and feel whatever you’re feeling <3",
"I'm sorry for your loss. ",
"sounds like a real awesome dad. If i ever have kids, i hope i can be like your dad.",
"I’m sorry. He will live forever in you.",
"OP, I'm sorry for your loss. Your family and friends are in my prayers.\n\nI have a question, what breed of dog is that?",
"😢",
"your dad looks like a fireman. sorry for your loss. ",
"Can I ask, help with what?",
"literally a picture of a man and a dog",
"Sounds like he had a major problem and didn't want it to affect his kids but couldn't stop it affecting himself, doesn't sound like an evil man just a broken one that needed help",
"I'm mostly just surprised that he survived 22 years after this picture was taken. \n\nHe does not have the appearance of an abundantly healthy man here. ",
"My deepest sympathies for your loss. I'm sorry. 😔",
"These memories keep him alive. ",
"Don’t push it mate.",
"Sorry for your loss",
"Condolences to you and your family, thank you for sharing, may he rest in peace ",
"I’m sure you just be a hoot at every party, the guys Escobar comment was just trying to put a smile on op’s face ",
"I am so sorry for your loss 😢",
"RIP. I'm sorry man and I hope all is well.",
"Lost my dad in October 2016 to a very rapid case of pancreatic cancer. It'll always hurt, but it'll slowly get better. Sorry for your loss.",
"I’m so sorry. ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss, he looks like such a friendly guy. Take care of yourself x",
"Aye! My poms name is Foxy too! She's 18 years old and 100% healthy. I swear she's going to out live me!",
"Sorry for your loss. For all the trouble in the world, I hope heaven exists so we can all be together again with our loved ones.",
"Stay strong, stranger. ",
"/r/pics not /r/picsofdeadpeople\n\ndoes posting your dad on the internet for that sweet sweet karma make you feel better, OP?",
"Why does your dog have a knife imbedded in its skull?",
"It's never going to stop hurting. But you should do your best to allow yourself to feel the pain, even though it's incredibly uncomfortable and you'd rather do anything else.\n\nIt'll allow you to live with it in a healthier fashion, rather than bottling it up.",
"I know, my dad is 95. Hug your dad. Outwardly they may feel uncomfortable but inwardly they feel so much love for you and every moment is precious.",
"Sorry for your loss. Stay strong and never forget him!",
"Sorry for your loss, he looks like a really cool person. Stay strong and positive, you'll get through this.",
"It's apparent how happy he was to be there with family. Remember everything he taught you. ",
"Does r/pics still shit all over these kinds of posts or is it ok now?",
"How was it to grow up in Medelin.",
"Aneurysm man, that is terrible. My ex lost her grandfather to one. One moment he's taking a shower getting ready for work. Next moment he's down and never recovers. Worst of it was they told the family he would recover, only to find the damage was worse than they thought. Scary stuff man. ",
"I’m sorry",
"with this kind of mustache i assume he must´ve been an awesome dad. i am sorry for your loss, my condolences.",
"I'm sorry for your loss. Sending hugs and warm feelings towards your way.",
":( he looks like such a great and caring dad",
"Looks like a happy go lucky kind of guy! Peace brother ",
"I’m so incredibly sorry for your loss. My grandfather raised me and was the true father figure in my life; he passed away without warning when I was 22. The pain of loosing your dad will come in waves. Seeing things in before and after: before he passed and after he passed. It’s so painful and so difficult. It’s hard not to feel paralyzed by all the pain and newness of every experience. \n\nThe next few months of your life are going to be very difficult and very strange. Time really will help ease the pain. It will never go away, but it will get easier to live with. You will be able to continue to create space for him in your life wherever you go. My heart is with you and your family right now. ❤️ Be well. Take care of yourself. ",
"R.I.P ops dad",
"Looks like a chubby Queen",
"I am so very sorry for your loss.\n\nIt never gets easier, it just gets diffetent. You get used to the \"new normal\" of them being gone. But 30 years from now you will see something that you know your Dad would have gotten a kick out of and it will still be like \"damnit! I wish I could have shown him that! He would have loved it!\"\n\nTalk to him like he is still there, because he still is. He doesn't want you to fall apart, so honor him and go on with his memory in your heart and know that he'll be beside you every step of the way until the day when you meet again.\n\nMay he be greeted on the other side with open arms by his loved ones who went before him. ",
"fuck life is so short :(",
"Lots of downvotes in this post, put them all up by one",
"Losing a father is hard, I don't know how old you are but I hope you were able to grow up with him in your life and learn who you each were as people as you grew.\n\nMy father passed away when I was 10yrs old back in 96. I hurt everyday thinking about the impact he may have had in my life today. Being so young my image of him was so gleaming and shiny and perfect despite now knowing that being human, nobodies perfect. And I just wish I was able to learn about him, with the man himself, at an age that I could understand that concept.\n\nThanks for sharing.",
"Dad got out of his car one day after work, neighbor found him on the ground an hour later. Had the same type of stroke. Passed a few days after. That was 20 years ago and it's still hard. It gets easier, but it never goes away. I figured 20 years would have been enough. I still want to call him. I still want to take his granddaughters to him. It's hard. It's damn hard. But we still keep moving forward at our own pace. Take whatever time you need and tell people to fuck off if they give you shit about it.",
"Why are you making a post about it on Reddit? \n\nSucks your papa died but it feels dirty when people do this. ",
"I lost my dad coming up on a year ago. It’s a fucking nightmare and I’ll be serious when I say you need to be talking to people. PM me if you want to chat. Sorry for your loss for the fucking hundredth time ",
"Asshole ",
"condolence",
"I'm sorry for your loss, my friend. If you need to talk to someone please don't hesitate to reach out. ",
"Yup now back to crying and grief",
"My mom's mother just passed away this morning. Please don't let a loved one refuse a doctor. \"I'm fine\" is a terrifying phrase. There was a slight language barrier so i didn't know her well but its taken a toll on my mom.",
"Sorry for your loss mate ",
"Kinda reminds me of young [Jesse Ventura](https://sofrep.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/05/SOFREP_navy-seal_jesse_ventura_16463bf422.jpg)",
"To all the great Dads out there that were there for us.Every great Dads a superhero to their kids.\nI just lost mine.Superman wasn’t supposed to die.",
"/u/bigbadkenny, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/bigbadkenny&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pu5lh/my_dad_passed_away_yesterday_from_cardiac_arrest/?context=10\\))",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"May His soul Rest in Peace... 💐",
"\n\nIt's shows signs of improvement however the sentiment missing your folks never completely dissapear as it shouldn't. You convey their qualities in you and a considerable lot of your conduct characteristics help you to remember them. ",
"The pain don't leave, but you get used to it being there.",
"Dude",
"Mods suck, but good picture.\n\nLife will suck for a while. I'm sorry.",
"I lost my father 13 years ago to leukemia when I was just 5 years old. People often say I didnt even know him and shouldnt bother about it. But I still sometimes think how my life would be now if he was still alive. He was a great guy.\nIm sorry for your loss mate.",
"My father died in August of 2017. It is the worst feeling in the world. You will think about him everyday. You will want to call him and tell him how life is going. It will get harder better it gets better. Don’t mean to be a downer but I don’t want to sugar coat it because that’s what I would have wanted when my father passed away. I am sorry for your loss. We are all here for you. ",
"You predicted fnaf",
"My dad passed Oct 10 2014. It will get better and the pain will always be there. I live with the quote from the wire from bubbles, \"Ain't no shame in holding on to grief, as long as you make room for other things too\"\n\nDon't let grief consume you and this will weirdly make you better.\n\nAlso, he looks really happy in that picture",
"I lost my dad at 7. It's amazing that in 7 years he made such an impact, that I still think about him everyday. Recently I traced our lineage and my mother said he would be so proud of me. It made me feel really good. \n\nLosing a parent, especially when there is a negative situation associated with it, is scarring. While I know how much pain you are in, honor him with memories that make you happy. Did he want to visit a tourist spot? Bury something of his there. Going to an ocean or a special place? Take some dirt or water and sprinkle it on his grave. Keep this bond to him by sharing your life in small ways, even though he's gone. Say his full name aloud every so often, speak it into the wind and let it carry over the earth, so every creature, tree, river and land can hear it. \n\nThe pain will always be there, and in time the edges get softer. We are in a club we never wanted to be a part of, but you are not alone. I'm sorry for your loss. ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss, I hope you get through this and remember all the great memories you both shared xx",
"When I was 24 I lost my Pops to the same thing and my life has never been the same. Next month it'll be 23 years and I still miss him *each and every single day*. What hurts most is that he missed me having my own family and all those subsequent moments that make the best memories. He was a good man and the world was so much better when he walked on it.\n\nBut you know what OP? In time you realize he never left you as your own actions begin to reflect his and there's peace in that. I've spent my life trying to emulate him and as I've grown older I sometimes see him in the mirror in my own reflection. Now that I'm 47, my hair has the same wave he had and those spots of gray are where his were when I was in high school and he was my age. I can't really explain it but it really makes me feel good to notice those things.\n\nAll my best to your family in this difficult time and your memories of him will be etched in your heart for the rest of your life. In time it does get easier but let the tears flow when they need to and don't be surprised if they don't happen for a little bit. I am the youngest of 5 and it fell on me to tell my siblings what happened because my mom couldn't so inadvertently the tears were pushed aside and I remained the one with the strongest facade all through the funeral. They finally hit about 2 days after and even as I type this my eyes are welling up a bit so those emotions will remain strong likely for a very long time.",
"So sorry for the loss of your father. Just yesterday morning I was reminiscing while looking at pics of my dad. He died Father’s Day 2 years ago. He actually died of “acute dementia brought on by the loss of a longtime spouse”. Which obviously means my mom had recently died. 6 months to the day after being diagnosed with brain cancer. Your post also struck me as my only sibling estranged herself from our family as well. Never tried to see or talk to either of them even after finding out they were dying. \nI couldn’t have got through this whole debacle without my SO. Grief is so difficult to define but will be experienced by everyone. Take care of yourself. ",
"I’m so sorry for you loss. ^^:(\n\n^^(by the way- that’s some fantastic eyeliner on Foxy. What a perfect name for a sassy pupper!) \n\n\n\n",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"So sorry for your loss. He looks like a nice guy :)",
"I am so sorry for your loss, it is so heartbreaking to lose a loved 1 let alone suddenly.\n\nI also lost my father suddenly, he died of Malaria 2 days after coming back from a work trip in Africa.\n\nIts very hard to give advise, as we are all different and deal with it in different ways.I still feel alot of anger for example 2 years on, but i am learning to deal with it now.\n\nThe pain will never go away, and you will think about your father everyday, but it does get \"easier\" to deal with over time and you will learn to get through it in your own way. Talk to loved ones and friends and remember all the good times you had with your father.\n\nmy condolences to you and your family.Chin up and soldier on, we are here if u need us.",
"His upper legs are essentially square from the side",
"Sorry for your loss xxxx",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"The sad story here is that people continue to post photos of lost loved ones, others upvote and comment the same thing, \"sorry for your loss\", sometimes with a \"my story goes like this...\". Often there's a \"s/he seemed like a great person\" which doesn't mean anything because you know, Bill Cosby seemed like a great guy not so long ago.\n\nWhat seems to be happening is that while everyone feeds each other karma points, everyone is really just centered around their own self.\n\nI am sorry for your loss, but not more than anyone else's loss. There are over 150 thousand people that die every day on average. **Imagine 150K photos trending on /r/pics every day** full of \"RIP seemed like a great person, a few years ago I lost my mom/dad/dog/friend too etc + hang in there buddy\" comments. Where would one go to see pictures that aren't of people recently passed away (or weight loss before and afters) ?\n\nI'm not saying that posting photos of a dead person isn't a good way to grieve, I don't want to judge that, everyone has their way of dealing with death (or weight loss, getting sober and other such things). It would be nice if there were a dedicated subreddit for people to post photos of their lost loved ones while others interested in seeing and/or interacting with such posts could do so with care and tact.\n\n\nTake care, I hope you don't hate me, just do what you got to do to get better (even if that includes posting such pictures on /r/pics).\n\n\nP.S. To anyone who know's me IRL: When I die, please do not post a picture of me on /r/pics",
"that's so scary to me.\n\nI'm generally not afraid of death in itself (holding religious beliefs regarding what happens \"after\" helps) but what gets me is the thought of not being there for great moments in the lives of people that I love.\n\ne.g. I want to be there for my nephews, nieces and godsons first day in school as well as them bringing their first girlfriend/boyfriend to one of our family gatherings etc. etc.\n",
"Im so sorry,dude.\nLife goes on and we all must stay strong an optimistic. At least for our loved ones <3\n\nI hope everyone is doing fine now :)",
"Don’t forget Karma fishing ",
"I’d put my life savings on alcohol ",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"I made this post so people remembered him. It’s the least I could do for him and his image before he went downhill. ",
"So he can be remembered by people who have never met, known, laughed or cried with the man? No one will even remember his post a week from now. \n\nIsn't it enough that his family remembers? \n\n",
"In this moment, over 100,000 people saw this post between here and IMGUR. His family members were pushed away in his laser few years of life. I’d rather have his memory carry on now in the moment then being completely forgotten by those within my family in the upcoming days/weeks.",
"My post, my father. If you don’t like it you don’t have to comment.",
"You mean OUR father since everyone needs to remember him to satisfy your hunger for attention ",
"Cool",
"I'm sure it is ",
"Yeah",
"Yup. Your post also got removed. You should post it again for some more attention ",
"You apparently have nothing else better to do. But your username checks out. So, I’m gonna grab some coffee and head to work while you proceed to talk to yourself. Catch you later ball face. ",
"Nope calling out children looking for attention is a hobby \n\nAnd if your dad died yesterday why are you at work?",
"Reddit im out.\nGoing to hug mummy.",
"Very sorry for your loss. I lost my dad to a car accident years ago, so if you never want to talk about it with a kind stranger, PM me. There's nothing quite like losing a great dad!",
"Hang in there. I lost my dad in my early 20's (then my mom a bit later the same year). It's definitely going to come at you in waves. There's a lot of \"muscle memory\" with parents. You'll find that something will happen and you'll want to pickup the phone and share it with him, but you can't. Or you'll even think you see them in a crowd. It's painful.\n\nTry to focus on yourself. Pickup a new hobby that can soak up some of your time. Lean on your friends and family when you need to...they're there for you. And keep in mind that you're sort of a vessel for your dad now...he's in you both genetically and probably many of his ideals and aspirations. Bring those good parts with you and share them with the world. It does get better, with time.\n\nThose of you that still have your parents...spend time with them. Ask them about parts of their life you're not familiar with. Keep a journal. it may not seem important or fun now, but you'll cherish these things later in life.\n\n<hugs>",
"Lol you get upvotes, I get downvotes. Okthxreddit.",
"Holy fuck, this guy looks exactly like me if I had a mustache. I'm not even kidding when I say I was actually taken back a little when I saw this photo. ",
"I pulled a far side reference in for the mini karma boost. FWIW I upvoted you!",
"I don't think you're really that sorry",
"Why would you say that? I too have lost my dad...I know how it feels. I AM truly sorry for u/bigbadkenny loss.",
"Being 25, this was unexpected entirely. He’ll never meet his potential grand kids, and all I’ll have to show my kids are pictures now. Life really sucks sometimes. ",
"Damn. :( I'm always so sad when I find out someone else lost their parent, It's absolutely to date the hardest thing I have ever gone through and am still going through. I don't really celebrate my birthday now, and Mother's Day is just painful. I'm still plugging along. I was prepared for how much it would change my life, what I am only realizing now is how much it changed *me*. I hope you are getting through this better than I have. I still reach for the phone to send her pictures or I catch myself reaching for the phone thinking, \"Shit! I haven't called her in forever, I'm an asshole!\" Only to remember that I can't call her. Ever.",
"Shit. I am sorry. And yeah, same here. Grandkiddo who was her world. Little one still asks for \"Mimi\", I still pick up the phone or go to send pictures. I just loved the way it all made my mom so happy, and I wanted her to be happy. She loved my baby so much. Luckily for me, I have people around me who haven't lost their parents, but are so compassionate and loving towards me and have done nothing but encourage me to heal as I see fit and on my own schedule. My best friend and I escape to the beach often in the warmer months. My mom loved the water. It's the only place I've scattered a little of her ashes. In the Pacific, where she loved to dip her toes.",
"YES! HUG HER! Then give her another for me! Please! I'm so glad you have her!",
"I ge that. Mine left a grandbaby behind. It's one of the hardest things, knowing my mom won't be there on those big days. Days we talked about for the longest time, looking forward to them together, never questioning the certainty that they would come. And they will, just differently."
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My dad passed away yesterday from Cardiac Arrest. Here’s him in all his glory holding my dog Foxy back in 96.
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[
"I bet you smell desirable ",
"That’s not a selfie",
"M'lady",
"LET ME FEEL YOUR SKIN ",
"Maybe the camera was set on a timer",
"Oh yeahhhh",
"Something about posting pictures of your own stupid face for no real purpose makes me want to downvote you.",
"Go for it:)",
"Way ahead of you, and thank you for giving me another opportunity."
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Something about sunny weather which makes you want to take a selfie✌🏼
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"Bitter cold and bright sun.",
"Did you take this? Great picture, bud. ",
"Stanley?",
"If only it actually existed",
"Nice to see it's warmed up 30° since I was last there...",
"Yes",
"No by Fargo",
"Where u benching in this picture by any chance "
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-14 in Sunny North Dakota
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[
"Yeah he said the entire continent of Africa was a shithole. Not too bright are you? ",
"Where is this? ",
"[You can’t represent an entire nation with one picture.] (https://bloximages.newyork1.vip.townnews.com/postandcourier.com/content/tncms/assets/v3/editorial/b/82/b82b1d13-f122-522d-bdf7-99952c47a27b/5805071d4f66f.image.jpg?resize=1200%2C900)",
"/u/Freethot_, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Freethot_&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7pu806/if_this_isnt_a_third_world_shithole_what_is/?context=10\\))",
"i was expecting a picture of he who shall not be named, but your choice was more classy"
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If this isn’t a third world shithole, what is?
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[
"Its cool that she recognized them lol",
"your grandma is cute but i can't help but feel bad for them. theyre just trying to grab a bite and be a normal person and even some random 60 something is taking selfies.",
"I thought it was good that she wasn’t interrupting their meal. They have to expect some attention, given their chosen profession. I’m sure they’d much rather fans take a picture from a distance (if they even noticed) than someone coming and ruining date night. ",
"> theyre just trying to grab a bite and be a normal person\n\nBut they're not normal people. Not in the way you mean. One of the costs of being a celebrity is losing your anonymity in public. The rest of us don't have to be douchebags about it, but we're not morally obliged to ignore you either.",
"Your salary is linked to being recognizable and well known.\n\nComes with the territory ",
"His rubber hair hat.",
"poor celebrities, they always get seated in the back by the kitchen!",
"you beat me to it. ",
"> we're not morally obliged to ignore you either.\n\nYes, actually, you are. "
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My grandma with Ryan Reynolds and Blake Lively in the background at a Restaurant in New York City.
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"Maybe we can send The Donald there permanently?",
"Without his riches of course. Just him. Not even a shirt on his back. ",
"Is that Detroit?",
"But like, you’d totally live here hey? I mean..it doesn’t look like a shithole or anything. ",
"No but I think it would be a nice place for our pig of a president to live. He could certainly use a taste of what it’s like to be truly poor.",
"Why? Is success so adverse that you would cast stones at the successful? \nI don’t know about you but when I see a way to climb I start climbing. ",
"Trump climbed nothing. Did some commercial real estate development and was a failure. Then decided to launder money for criminals through his organization. All while being bigot, sexist rapist? So no he’s not a success. Not in my eyes. But hey, we all have different sets of morals.",
"Are you actually incapable of taking the difference between successful and corrupt?",
"There’s a really long list of places in America I wouldn’t live in either, what does that have to do with the fact Trump is once again embarrassing himself and the nation by talking like a sulky kid instead of like the statesman he should be aspiring to be.",
"I guess if the media horn sounded off it must be true. He’s never been convicted of rape just accused. (Those accusers mysteriously vanished when proof of accusation was required). He is crude but nothing suggests he’s a bigot unless you get your news from left spinning bias sources. That’s not factual that’s just Being spoon fed an opinion you like. \nAnd well...maybe you don’t think cultivating billions of dollars is a success..some people think just getting up is a success. To each their own.",
"He’s speaking like the common man. That is what politicians should aspire to be. You forget that there should not be this great dissonance between law makers and the ones that live law made.\nTo be fair, if he said just the first part I’d agree with you, however his statement on the whole is correct. We should navigate more toward balancing out with European immigrants. How do we get a cultural melting pot if we fill the pot with only one spice? \nIt’s far too easy for folks to be upended in this age of internet outrage. Your opinion was formed long before all the facts made it to you. ",
"No, politicians shouldn’t be swearing about other countries like rednecks standing around the grill, I expect a far higher level of discourse than that from the President and so should you, raise your standards.",
"Oh. My apologies. Since unlike you I wasn’t present at the closed door meetings where they discussed these matters so I can only go on all the facts I’ve gathered which, until your opinion stopped me dead in my tracks, seemed to uncover more than a simple line about shitholes. \nI suppose I’ll go back to the drawing board so I can figure out how to become a dignified statesman such as yourself before returning to reddit. ;)",
"Look he’s programmed you to not believe the news about him. He’s said incredibly racist things. He’s said incredibly sexist things. The news reports on all of this. Did Obama get accused of rape? Did Bush? I’m sorry you have your head buried in the sand.",
"Where I come from you are what you say you are. He’s literally told us he is. Sorry buddy but you would have to have your head buried in the sand to defend the president. When someone tells you who they are you had better believe them.\n\n“If you can convince the lowest white man he’s better than the colored man he won’t notice you’re picking his pocket. Hell, give him somebody to look down on, and he’ll empty his pockets for you.” - Lyndon B. Johnson.",
"I suggest you stop going to the watering hole of buzzfeed to get your entire source of information. It’s clearly left you starved.\nI can see now that you don’t know the entire context of what happened here and where I come from you don’t shoot until you have all the facts.\nGo back and read some and then see if you want to continue to hobble around like this.",
"Stop going to Breitbart and getting your label associations mixed up.",
"Not that Breitbart is disreputable, especially since Bannon got punted, but you still haven’t pointed out anything to keep your bias afloat.\nAnyway, looks like that’s the end of it.\nSuckle on the teat here as long as you need. ",
"This is what I mean by your head is in the sand. Plenty of proof out there. We are not going to change each others mind. \n\nhttps://www.nytimes.com/2016/10/08/us/donald-trump-tape-transcript.html\n\nhttps://www.huffingtonpost.com/entry/donald-trump-racist-examples_us_56d47177e4b03260bf777e83\n\nBreitbart is not a reputable news source. That's like claiming fox news or As a half Mexican/Black American I take his comments to be racist/sexist. Good day sir!\n",
"Huffington post and New York Times.\nHow am I not surprised. \nThese articles are confirmation bias and nothing more. \nAnyway. Still your Prez. ",
"Also..I just scoped your post history...Stick to creeping on chicks that show their tits on the internet.\nUgh...so creepy. ",
"I’m a perv! I make no apologies for that. I will say I don’t go around cat calling women or grabbing them by the pussy. But I like to look and they are sharing. Typical deflection from a trumpeter when faced with proof.",
"You are.\nSomething something glass houses amirite?\nSuch a loud bunch of rhetoric coming from someone who Instills the behaviours of someone he supposedly despises. \nYou don’t deserve my time you pervert. ",
"Whataboutism at his finest. Were talking about Trump the president of the USA. I’m not that person. ",
"Exactly. You are one of those mass creeps that allies yourself to something you consider a cause only to brush up against others. You consider your deeds noble but your aims will always be to get some. You just pander around on the internet acting righteous but you didn’t think you’d get spotted out.\nYour gross. You have no high minded ideals and you are a predator to those in your midst. \nStop pretending like you care about what the president thinks and start looking inward and maybe start fixing some of your own damage.\nAlso. Talk about deflection. You try and change the rules once they are actually applied.\n“Hurr dee durr, I’m only lookin cos they r showin” \nFucking gross.",
"And just to walk it all back to give you perspective..\nYou state that it is not success to be a self made billionaire and rise to the highest seat of power in the world. You. An internet troll with a penchant for putting creepy comments on girls pictures on reddit. You think to hold that judgement. His accusations can’t be proven since outside of a recording one time in the early 2000s there has been nothing to state that he is unforthcoming.\nYou on the other hand have a post history of being a lecherous pervert going back to 45 minutes ago.\nDo yourself a favour and stop waving the righteous flag to champion causes you perpetuate. ",
"The disgust you have for me should also be directed at the president. ",
"We don’t live in the trial by accusation age anymore and I won’t let it get back to the days of witch hunting. I’ll stick to hating on real perverts.",
"Lol. This is what I’m talking about. Head in the sand.",
"Walk it around as much as you’d like. You are a gross pervert who preys on girls. Proof in your profile.\nWe done here.\n",
"You expect a detached establishment politician. \n\nYour expectations were established by the status quo and any display of the contrary naturally confuses you.\n\nGet out of the box. ",
"You read the news today? http://www.nydailynews.com/news/politics/porn-star-allegedly-paid-130g-silence-trump-affair-article-1.3753858 \n\nNot fake news!",
"Long dead and honestly...didn’t need the report to come out to prove this but...\nLololololol \nhttps://www.dailywire.com/news/25871/fake-news-report-porn-star-signed-non-disclosure-amanda-prestigiacomo"
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This is a third world shithole.
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"Aren't music schools banned in Saudi Arabia? Do you just teach yourself? ",
"I don’t know if there are music schools here. Sometimes my friend would teach me. I just know the basics. ",
"The basics are all you need, keep working on them and look around on YouTube.",
"Thanks so much. "
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...a SAUDI ARABIAN afternoon...
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"Damn almost looks too pretty to eat, but looks too delicious to not",
"Pass over your plate.",
"I've seen many fruit cakes in my life and they never looked anything close to that.",
"From the thumbnail it looks like a couch with an Afghan on it",
"😕 ...🤲➡️🍽🍰🤔😋",
"Superb! any more photos?",
"They would go crazy for this in Japan.",
"Thank you! The full cake!\n\nLINK: https://imgur.com/a/zLsqH",
"Recipe and instructions?",
"Artistic...",
"I am so hungry.",
"If it were cube shaped Japan would go extra crazy.",
"That is very special indeed.\nWhat flavors?",
":)\n\n- coconut dacquoise\n- passion fruit and mango crunch\n- passion fruit coulis with pieces of mango\n- strawberry insert\n- coconut mousse\n- neutral glaze",
"Thanks, sounds delicious.\nI'll have to look up some of those techniques.",
"Ahh that amazing Passion Fruit melody",
"The yellow stuff looks like kitchen sponge to me, but at the same time I really want to eat it...",
"Let me cut you a piece.",
"Let me know if you need help ;)",
"Wait a minute, i didnt even notice your username, are you Ksenia Penkina?? I live in Vancouver too! Do you teach classes in Vancouver? I would love to be able to meet you in person!",
";)\n\nNo classes in Vancouver yet, have a busy traveling schedule for the first few months of this year. Hopefully one day!",
"I DMed you!",
"I can see the passion in making it. Wish I could taste it too *drools*",
"It would be my pleasure to let you taste it.",
"🍽",
"Cause it's probably fondant ",
"That looks fantastic! It wouldn't be out of place in a high-end Paris pâtisserie.",
"Yes - and they’d be right. ",
"This is tight af could you link somewhere with basic instructions? I need a hobby and the only thing I know how to cook is chicken breast which I eat for about half my meals lol",
"Is there a lot of gelatin in this?",
"Check out my profile, I teach classes online :)",
"Can i eat it?",
"Please make a Video next time you make this!",
"Oh my, you're stuff is amazing! Definitely going to look into your classes after I'm done working for the day. Also curious if you need a lot of artistic ability to begin with to make them look so beautiful? I've never been great at any kind of art really, and those seem like artwork to me",
"Looks more like Icing Cake.",
"Is that... is that bottom layer crunchy?",
"Strive on fruitcake warrior. As most people pass on these ancient relics that most dread receiving on Christmas, you have found your niche and have instilled your own artistic flair. Keep the fruitcake train rolling! ",
"Yes, *crunch* *crunch*, it is biscuit!",
"If I got one of these for Christmas, I'd probably actually eat the bastard instead of using it as a paperweight/doorstop/makeshift mallet until June. ",
"Thank you so much! I focus on Entry Level Students, so beginners with no experience that are eager to learn! Just bring your creativity and experimental mindset :)",
"Keep an eye out for it ;)",
"Yes.",
"It's so smooth and shiny you could use it as a wall decoration if you hadn't cut it in half. Edible wall decoration. Mmm.",
"The white bit is egg whites for the ultimate january fools letdown. ",
"I think it looks so much cooler in the half shape, the way the red borders the passion fruit looks great!",
"Wow.\n\nI would love to try.",
"Now I like cakes.",
"The only crunchy part is the bottom layer the biscuit. The rest of the cake is a smooth, soft, mousse texture that melts in your mouth. Not too sweet ;)",
"Join me young one.",
"Maybe (and I don't even think so) the outside yellow layer but clearly not the rest!!",
"I came.",
"Fruitcake was a great doorstop. This is not fruitcake. ",
"please link the recipe, id love to try that",
"So satisfying to see something clean like the shape of this cake.",
"They'd run across and obstacle course in 30 seconds.",
"I'm going to undoubtedly miss this, I'm so hungry now looking at this!",
"I admire your passion, fruitcake.",
"/u/kseniapenkina, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/kseniapenkina&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7puf7z/my_passionfruit_cake/?context=10\\))",
"Geometrically precise! ",
"The white, red and orange parts look gelatin set. The yellow could be fondant, but probably not given the other flavours and textures. ",
"Nom nom nom nom 10/10 would recommend"
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My passion...fruit cake.
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[
"....................",
"Father time really took a bat to this cast. Except Jenifer aniston for some reason.",
"These are bad pictures. They’re doing fine ",
"Courtney Cox used to be so pretty...",
"She's like a supermarionette.",
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Pay respect to the ancient friends
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[
"As a gay Costco employee, I approve.",
"I’m gay too and work at Costco, weird. Are you me? ",
"Weird. Are you wanting to be in me?",
"I feel like I’ve interrupted something special by reading this chain. I’m now invested in this story. Go on...",
"As a gay non Costco employee I think I need to apply at your store. ",
"Haha welcome to Costco home of the $1.50 hotdog"
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Costco Parking lot
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[
"DOES THIS LOOK RIGHT TO YOU?!",
"Risky click of the day.",
"😏",
"Sounds like a fun weekend."
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Two weenies in one bun
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[
"Squid",
"Organ Donor",
"What is on his leg?",
"It looks like a brace after having a shattered leg set. ",
"He's about to get slower.",
"Slow is an over statement... I think thicker than a log",
"My guess is, he shouldn't be riding a bike while popping a wheelie. But I'm not a doctor. ",
"This photo makes me think he was never really considered a \"super genius.\"",
"I think the problem is that he's wearing flip flops, he should at least have crocs on a fast moving bike",
"It's an external fixator, the pins go into the leg and hold shattered bone together",
"Black Forest Gump remake in the works? I’d watch that",
"Nelly ?",
"I hope his orthopedic surgeon sees this.",
"Some kind of RPG Leg-armor with magical stats I'm sure.\n\n+5 Motorcycle riding.\n\n-10 Decision making.",
"Hi me and my cycle want that there Darwin Award ",
"I can't help but feel I'm paying for his healthcare. ",
"The don't give a fuck look on his face is pretty spot on.",
"Natural selection in progress. All it'll take is time.",
"I'm sure he has good health insurance..."
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Slow learner.
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[
"So sporting. ",
"/r/FindTheSniper ",
"The lack of shadow and depth annoys me",
"If it weren't for the little black pieces of the bow, he'd blend in perfectly. ",
"(Sur)Real Camouflage",
"I love the little white sticks in the camo, the ones in the hat make an m. I assume that's a brand logo",
"He needs a camo sight",
"They're actually antlers, and yes it's the logo. The camo brand is called RealTree. ",
"That's a funny looking stick insec....oh...oh!",
"[Real Camouflage](https://img.buzzfeed.com/buzzfeed-static/static/2016-01/15/15/enhanced/webdr12/anigif_enhanced-3622-1452890157-2.gif) FTFY",
"Predator",
"Why does he have a seatbelt tied around his neck?",
"That’s a tree stand lanyard attached to his harness (not his neck) in case of falls. \nMuch the same as what a roofer would wear. ",
"*I'm not talkin' about hangin out in a tree house waiting for some buck to come sniff your gash bait. I'm talkin' about tracking.* - Rust Cohle",
"My exact thought!",
"This picture is actually the top post on that sub from 3 years ago",
"O dear",
"Super cool! Too bad most game animals have visual systems that would not be able to distinguish between this and high-vis orange. Ironic given the number of hunting accidents that camo is more effective against other hunters....",
"Standing still being invisible. It's a bit sad.",
"How sporty of him. Hide in a tree camouflaged covered in deer piss. ",
"I honestly thought i was looking at some kind of spiders eyes looking at the black",
"Ah yes, it was so sporting, noble, and authentic of you to pick up a pack of ground beef at the supermarket!",
"There are only a few game animals that you can hunt and not be required to wear blaze orange. Turkey being the most well known, although I normally hunt turkey from ground level.",
"If it wasn't for his bow I would have never seen him.",
"What a tool. ",
"Story Time!\n\nMy dad and his brother are hunting on their Dad’s property. My grandfather would go on walks after dinner through the woods behind his house. One day he comes across a hunting blind and decides to take his revolver out and put 6 rounds into it. My Dad and uncle hit the dirt after the first shot but they keep coming. After round number 3 my uncle sticks his rifle out the window and starts letting them fly but my grandfather doesn’t stop shooting. Thankfully nobody was shot. \n\nAnd that’s why my dad wears an orange vest and looks like a pumpkin in the woods. ",
"Oh come on... how is it even sport when the deer have ZERO chance",
"But I've got to save Peta!",
"I don't understand how hunters can trust their safety to those piece of shit tree stands. ",
"All we need now is the predator in the backdrop ",
"Have you tried shooting a bow accurately? Let alone from an elevated position at a downward angle? \n\n",
"If there were no chance, would camouflage be necessary? ",
"Food and population control",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/EVveva8.jpg) is a higher resoluiton version of this image. ",
"Wood elves?! ",
"An armed man versus a deer? Yeah I'd say so. I've killed deer even when I didn't mean to. But ya I do understand that allowing hunting is important to maintaining a healthy deer population and I'm glad some people can do it.",
"Ok. I get people can get weird when they have guns drawn and what may appear to be hunting on someone else's land... But he just started shooting without even checking to see who was in there? ",
"For some it's sport, others it's food, some both. Are you a vegan or vegetarian? If not this is not any worse than buying meat at the super market. Except in this case the animal lived a life outside of a cage or feedlot. ",
"Me too!",
"Where's his orange? Most states have a \"Hunter Orange Requirement\"",
"I agree with all that... just don't try to say pulling back a bow or pulling a trigger takes any real talent or skill. ",
"John Cena is a hunter?",
"yeah, there's still.... other countries?",
"Pulling back a bow takes strength (depending on weight and let off %), hitting your target takes skill. ",
"Not all of them have it for bow, many it's just required for rifle. ",
"Such an amazon character. ",
"Shouldn’t it say, very effective camo, and not “real camo”? ",
"The deer actually have a pretty good chance. Assuming you are hunting legally.",
"[My favorite jacket](http://i.imgur.com/59wGDoe.jpg)",
"Wow that is really good. The only thing that gave it away was the bill in his hat.",
"'Hey, there's a hunters blind - i'm going to ensure it's empty by shooting the fuck out of it\"",
"Post a video of you shooting either and tell show us all how easy it is. ",
"It could depend on state as well. In Colorado archery is exempt from wearing blaze orange for all big game. \n\nFun fact part of archery season overlaps muzzleloader season and when I’m up muzzleloading I’ve have had the shit scared out of me by a archer who I damn near stepped on then they jump out to mess with you.",
"r/iamverybadass",
"As previously commented it depends on state for archery. But also something like [this](https://youtu.be/U2EeappH-zY) is legal even for blaze orange states and is incredibly effective. ",
"I got the second highest score in archery at Boy Scout camp!!! I'd never picked up a bow before!!!!",
"[They do make blaze orange camo jackets for hunting](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/96/dd/08/96dd084f890d174c533e80d1ded440a1.jpg), still high visibility to humans but just as effective against most game animals.",
"Ah, spoken like a person who's never deer hunted. \n\nAnd no...bow hunting is *much* more difficult than regular gun hunting.",
"Yeah, pulling back a bow with 65-70 pound draw, maintaining breathe control and target acquisition while 16 feet up on the air?\n\nYeah sure, anybody can do it. /s",
"At least we know where our meat comes from.",
"Oh man haha I'm really taking a hit for this... I sincerely apologize to the hunting and fishing community ...but also fuck you hunting is stupid and you're all just sleazy republicans who like to kill things. ",
"Pathetic.",
"Soooo was your grandfather senile, or just unaware that his kids had come by to visit / hunt? \n",
"\"sportsman\"",
"Bow hunters are a special breed. Never met one that wouldn't sit in one spot in the mud for days at a time, but be willing to startle me while I'm hush stepping through the brush with my lyman in hand. \n \nThey know black powder hunters are cautious about pulling the trigger, and won't accidentally shoot em. \n \n*edit:* won't *always* accidentally shoot them. ",
"I don’t know if he was senile. I don’t remember much about him. My parents never really let me around him much. I wasn’t even allowed to go to his funeral. ",
"He should use his claws, teeth, and raw strength to hunt. The way nature intended. \n\nOh wait. Nature didn't give us that. Instead we got our brains which allows us to make camouflage and weapons. ",
"I don’t know what his problem was be he wasn’t right in the head. I was never allowed around him. I only have one or two memories of him. When he passed when I was 15 or so my parents didn’t let me go to his funeral. ",
"Do you eat meat? And if so, please justify hating on hunting.",
"As opposed to what? Out running it and biting its neck? \n\nAlso why do people get so upset over hunting v. killing a cow or pig? Deers life is more important? Have you seen living conditions for a lot farm animals... Way way worse than a deer or the like get. \n\nSo unless you're a pure vegan.",
"I love meat but I'm getting all the unreasonable downvotes so fuck it",
"Totally the same as shooting at a moving target,at an unknown distance, at an awkward angle, from a 3 food wide platform, probably with the wind blowing.\n\nI’m sure you’re an expert on archery from beating a bunch of other kids at a Boy Scout camp once, which totally wasn’t luck.",
"Well it’s that eating farmed, slaughtered meat while hating on people to go out and get their own is a bit of a doublethink.",
"Actually, if someone chased a deer down and murdered it with their bare hands, I'd respect the fuck out of them. People have high endurance, greater than any other creature on earth , for that reason.",
"Looks like Predator.",
"A human literally supplying himself with food (assuming this isn't an advert) is pathetic to you? But you eat meats from a grocery store, that's arguably more pathetic. When you hunt you see the world they live in, you become part of that world. It's beautiful. You just see cold cuts lined on a wall.",
"You are a fucking retard and I don’t care if I get downvotes. Lol.",
"Runescape sucks!!!!",
"Go back to boy scout camp ",
"That's a real tree everyone",
"Yeah that's not happening. \n\nAlso no there are other creatures with better endurance.",
"I wish I could! Who fucking plays runescape anymore?!",
"r/2007scape go ask ",
"Google it",
"lol you should take your own advice. \n\nWe're up there up but not number 1. Certainly not in modern times. \n\n",
"Oh hell na...",
"hey, he put out feed for a week straight before getting up there.",
"Who nailed that hunting bow to the tree?",
"Ok yeah sure maybe we are not number one but that's not really the point.",
"Not unreasonable mate",
"In the past 6 months I have twice walked right past my boyfriend while he was wearing camo in the house. I used to tell him jokingly that I'd start walking into him on purpose if he wore it in the house, now I'm waiting for the day it's not me joking around.",
"I think so, bruv.",
"> he wasn’t right in the head. \n\nThat boy just ain't right. ",
"That thing is fucking cool. ",
"Made famous by [Ali G](https://1645110239.rsc.cdn77.org/image/s900/q80/mm/been/movies2413/photos-movie/2/ali-g-indahouse.20170228025539.jpg)",
">the Ghost Blind's advanced technology\n\nOk, calm down. It's very cool, but it's still just a few mirrors and straps...",
"Right im not really sure what your point is... People don't hunt with their jaws or appendages... We use tools. \n\n",
"Archery is the same in Alabama. Also, you don't need to wear it while in a ladder stand, you can remove it.",
"You don't need it for bow or ever while in the stand (above 12 feet) in my state.",
"I'll allow a spear... even though you probably wouldn't need one against a little old deer",
"Lol. Okay.\n\n1. Head on out to the woods with a stick. \n2. stalk and find an \"old deer.\" \n\n3. Tell me if you get within stick throwing range. \n4. Throw said stick and let me know how it goes.\n\nYou don't really sound like a guy who's spend significant time in the field. ",
"\" little old deer\" don't misquote me, bub. And yes, I'm CONVINCED I could kill a deer with my bare hands. Do you know how many deer are in Montana? Thousands",
"Try sneaking up on an animal that has more acute senses and runs faster than you, and is prone to frightening. Then try putting an arrow or bullet into a vital organ before it detects you. You'd look for easier methods.",
"I almost didn't see that second guy. ",
"Which I suppose makes sense. If I'm out deer hunting I won't be shooting deer that are in trees.",
"My theory is hunters really are not out to hunt animals but each other. It is an implied agreement. So this camo is effective for that. ",
"Nope, everybody knows to leave those alone",
"You make a lot of assumptions.",
"Come on. He could walk out in our backyard most any morning in his pajamas and shoot a deer.",
"I would. Lol.",
"Just take solace in knowing that soy boys like OP never would have survived against the elements.",
"Well get to it champ. \n\nFind a deer and kill it with your bare hands. Get it on gopro so we know what a badass hunter you are. \n\nI mean it's so easy. ",
"Never said it would be easy, but it's doable, and that's what makes it a real challenge. Also, IIIII never said I was in good enough shape to actually do it. ",
"Okay quit talking out your ass about things you have zero knowledge about and get to it.\n\nAlso while you're training to be a super primitive hunter look up dunning kruger effect. \n\n",
"Well damn... I was just messin around. You ain't got to get all personal"
] | 115 |
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Real camouflage
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[
"Worst Jedi EVER!",
"Nice smile. \n\nI can't remember Jyn Erso smiling in the entire movie though.",
"Doesn't matter still fapped",
"That escalated quickly.",
"SW minus force shenanigans equals great content.",
"But... she isn’t a Jedi? ",
">Doesn't matter still fapped\n\nSave the rebellion. Save the dream",
"Pretty but zero screen presence.",
"This might just be the biggest shitpost I’ve ever seen. ",
"I'd buy that for a dollar!",
"ended even more quickly",
"She wasn't amazing in the role - but the script was awesome.\n\nShame we have to choose between good acting (Ridley) with laughably bad scripts, characters and storywriting (TFA/TLJ) and amazing storywriting and great characters (R1) but lesser acting.\n\nWish they could combine them - you'd think an iconic franchise such as Star Wars would deserve that level of attention to detail."
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She is my Stardust
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/r/pics/comments/7puk3b/we_have_reached_peak_idiocracracy/
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[
"It's what plants crave. ",
"Welcome to Costco, i love you",
"This is a headline Southpark would have in the background",
"/u/MasterHorse, thank you for your submission! Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/MasterHorse&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7puk3b/we_have_reached_peak_idiocracracy/?context=10\\))"
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We have reached peak idiocracracy.
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