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/r/pics/comments/7qye50/houston_is_closed_today_please_come_back_tomorrow/
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"The entire planet Houston?",
"Why?",
"Winter is here apparently. \n\n20F and ice. ",
"Ah thanks"
] | 4 |
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Houston is closed today. Please come back tomorrow.
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/r/pics/comments/7qyflz/seen_in_a_bar_bathroom_what_a_clever_idea/
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[
"Love this. Way to take care of their customers. ",
"Besides the fact this is posted to shit...how the fuck is it clever?\n\nIf your creepy date isn't with you at the bar, just tell the bartender straight up what you need. Or sneak outside and call an Uber.\n\nIf they *are* sticking to you like glue, your little code word does no good. Cause they've been to the restroom or saw this post the last hundred times it was posted and they already know what the fuck an angel shot is.",
"I'd be willing to bet this is only posted in the women's rest room. So no, they wouldn't see it. ",
"It’s a kind gesture from one human to another. Some people might be in an unsafe situation and just seeing this sign could remind them that there are people out there looking out for them. ",
"If nothing else, it reminds women that they have options. So still a good thing. ",
"Well I'm a fucking guy and I've seen this a fuckton of times. So that doesn't work.\n\nMaybe if you want it to work you shouldn't spread the fucking secret code around the fucking internet.",
"Then why this secret code bullshit? Post a sign that says directly, the staff are here to help.\n\nThis isn't even original. The first one to think of it thought they were being clever. Everyone else is just a copycat and is diluting the usefulness.",
"Maybe you should specify which kind of wine you like before ordering a shot that doesn't exist ",
"Oh look, it's this bullshit again.",
"BARTENDER, I'll have an Angel shot **With Lime** and please get my friend Pobody here something distracti- err, fun.",
"please hurry up with my shot and ***extra Lime please***",
"Hope there is one in the men’s room too",
"What happens if the crazy date is the woman, and the man is the victim?!",
"The drink on Reddit is called \"report.\" ",
"To his point, why not have some emergency system from the restroom. If your date isn't going well, press this button and an employee will escort you out or call the police.",
"You seem like the reason why there's an option to get this with lime. ",
"with another codeword of course",
"You sound so Angry. What happened?",
"But it should be if the date is:\nUgly\nPsychotic \nFatter than advertised ",
"because that is a lot more expensive than posting a piece of paper.",
"man clearly can't be victims.\n\n/s\n\njoking aside this whole blame everyone except me and distrust in general is kinda disappointing. \n\nyes people might not be the most sociable or the most fun. hell sometime they can be creepy. you know what you do in situation like this? \"Sorry i don't think we are meant for each other, good luck\" and call your own cab. \n\nalso don't tell him your address if it's the first date",
"the females ask for Angelo. foolproof ",
"Hey honey, go to the bar and order me an angel shot with lime.",
"Whenever I see these posts, my joke is always:\n\nAre you on a date and the guy wants you to pay your half? Order an Angel Shot!",
"I doubt that would be a problem, they didn't say only girls could order an angel shot...",
"I guess people don't get your joke...",
"I'm used to it. ",
"Another repost. And it’s a sign not a pic. \n\nI’m not against this idea at a bar But this sub is for pics. This is just a pic of sign and it’s been reposted soooo many times. ",
"This infantilizing garbage has been so reposted, that it's no longer a secret, and anyone within earshot knows exactly what's going on.",
"Solution to a non existent problem.",
"Ok, how about piece of paper that says call/text us from bathroom? ",
"I understood that reference!",
"holy shit i never thought id see lake placid on reddit",
"Same:(",
"Hahah why not? ",
"You sir are rude. I saw the sign at a bar in lake placid and thought it was a great idea. I don’t use reddit very often so clearly I am not up to date on the sub details. You really just took the time to comment to do nothing more than to put me down.",
"It’s not personal. It’s something the mods should clean up. ",
"What if someone just wanted that type of drink "
] | 36 |
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Seen in a bar bathroom, what a clever idea
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/r/pics/comments/7qyhx6/people_in_the_uk_know_how_to_queue/
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[
"How do they queue everywhere else?",
"This is so satisfying ",
"This give me anxiety. ",
"Disney(land) is unimpressed.",
"Why’s that? Large crowds?",
"General Reposti!",
"This is without anything to keep them constrained, though! Disneyland is a cordoned off march for a mile.",
"They say the British have the ability to form a queue of one.",
"In the us once you get past the railing it's a free for all."
] | 9 |
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People in the UK know how to queue
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/r/pics/comments/7qyi19/discuss/
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[
"You do get to use more than one foot on that ball so shouldn’t it be called feet ball?",
"Dumb?",
"Not at the same time ",
"“This kick was legal at the time, now you can only use half this many feet at once”",
"Football - American Football.. Easy. Goodnight.",
"Name a bird that lays an egg that looks like that.",
"So is that 2AM?",
"I will name him Hector",
"Ok, I'll discuss how you should pay attention to sub rules.",
"The Brits are the ones who came up with the word soccer in the first place. ",
"Soccer is soccer\n\nFootball is Football\n\nFootball is more accurate because you only actually kick it with one foot but in Soccer you kick it with both feet.\n\nIf anything Soccer should be called *feet*ball\n\n",
"contrary jankies...",
"U right u right",
"/u/SillySimonUK, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/SillySimonUK&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qyi19/discuss/?context=10\\))"
] | 14 |
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Discuss?
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/r/pics/comments/7qyieb/wait_what/
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[
"Giggle. ",
"Well at least he ain’t in me mums car",
"/u/SillySimonUK, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/SillySimonUK&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qyieb/wait_what/?context=10\\))"
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Wait what??
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/r/pics/comments/7qyjen/about_right/
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[
"Look at that whimsical logo. ",
"“We’ve seen your porn searches, and that fits right in with what our coworkers here look at”",
"All my info? 😏",
"The odd thing is that depending on what you look up you can get an offer to apply to Google. ",
"Guess I do have sick sence of humor, I laughed out loud at this lol",
"Confirmed, based on search terms they may send you a bunch of code challenges to do, they're hard as all shit but I'm sure possible for someone to do. Plus side is after finishing the third near impossible code riddle they'll skip all the usual HR bullshit and fly you out for a face-to-face whiteboard session.",
"I had a friend fail on the 3rd challenge. My brother did on the second. \n\nThey challenges aren't impossible, but they don't give you a massive ton of time to complete them",
"Yeah IIRC it's 48 hours or it elapses."
] | 8 |
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About right
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/r/pics/comments/7qyjl9/my_dad_asked_how_to_get_to_the_top_of_reddit_this/
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[
"Now why would you go and lie to your dad like that for? \n\n(inb4 this blows up to the FP and I'm left looking like shite)",
"Your dad is Zordon? Rad!",
"RUN! It’s Bigface!",
"Definitely a good try. ...by any chance, does he have a pineapple?",
"Your dad is Mr. Mackey? ",
"Definitely a good pineapple. ...by any chance, does he have a try?",
"I'm sure he did. ",
"He is the chosen one",
"To the top you say? Take me away!",
"Alternatively, tits and cats.",
"Bigfoot's evil nemisis!",
"Nickelodeon FACE! ",
"Pineapple definitely a good. ...by any try, does he have a chance?",
"Reminds me of Big Head mode from Tony Hawk Pro Skater 2",
"Adam Savage?",
"He already knew how. He just wanted to see if you knew how.",
"Please OP! Post to PSBattles!",
"https://i.ytimg.com/vi/j6lTWoZ6i3A/maxresdefault.jpg",
"No... No he didn't",
"[For those curious, this is what OP looks like](https://m.imgur.com/AxyHtuV)",
"Or just his alternate, in case he’s not available.",
"Has he tried [Sudafed PE](https://www.youtube.com/watch?app=desktop&persist_app=1&noapp=1&v=BJh1bfhP_4o) ?",
"Is your dad Adam Savage???",
"Well well well",
"Mkay. Today son, mkay, were going to learn about reflections, mkay.",
"Lol Mr.Mackey is a virgin no doubt, and probably proud of the fact too",
"/r/nothingeverhappens",
"Drugs are bad mkay",
"Is your dad George Lucas?",
"He has been mAgNiFiEd",
"As of this comment you are top hour. Godspeed. ",
"If the women don't find you handsome, they should at least find you handy.",
"your dad look like \"de wae\" 😂😂",
"To the front page!",
"Looks like one of those freaky head UV maps for 3D models. ",
"Umm... No, it's not?",
"He looks like The Amazing Atheist from YouTube, but thinner.",
"Adam Savage is your dad?",
"This should be the mind blown meme ",
"He knows everything now.",
"Aren't you worried that if he gets to the front page his head will stick like that?",
"Looks like the next Netflix series, White Mirror.",
"It's beautiful",
"I mean I did it yesterday?",
"It's like George Lucas and Zordon all at the same time.",
"and off we go! weeeeee!",
"Rubber Johnny?",
"Lemme guess - this pic is probably going to blow up.",
"So I'm mot alone then?",
"/u/UrBrotherJoe, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for votes. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/UrBrotherJoe&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qyjl9/my_dad_asked_how_to_get_to_the_top_of_reddit_this/?context=10\\))"
] | 52 |
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My dad asked how to get to the top of Reddit. This, father, is how.
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/r/pics/comments/7qyk7l/i_didnt_realized_i_gave_birth_to_my_grandpa_until/
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[
"You might have really. Lots and lots of research done at the University of Virginia on kids who say really strange things when they begin talking about memories/knowledge they should not have. These \"memories\" fade around age five. Happens all around the world. Google Dr Ian Stevenson. There are thousands of documented cases. \n",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cjd__U9RhkI",
"Wow, yikes, look at the similarities, impressive! Nice post op! ",
"Thanks! I couldn’t believe it after I compared the two. ",
"Holy crap, this looks identical to my toddler as well.....weird",
"Here, have some tinfoil",
"Here have some academic research \nhttps://med.virginia.edu/perceptual-studies/research-area/children-who-report-memories-of-previous-lives/\n",
"Is his name Philly J. Fry?",
"You'd have to buy heavily into Alcoa to have enough tinfoil for that...",
"What is Alcoa? And why are people so sceptical? I've looked into it and it makes a lot of sense to me. "
] | 10 |
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I didn’t realized I gave birth to my grandpa until today.
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/r/pics/comments/7qym43/i_bless_the_rains_down_in_oh_i_forget_how_the/
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[
"Doesn't have the same ring to it",
"I take the reigns down to shithole",
"> It's gonna take a lot to take me away from you. \n> There's nothing that a hundred men or more could ever do. \n\nIt's lines like that that keep Trump thinking of new solutions for immigration.",
"I can say I haven’t heard that song but I can’t confirm exactly what song I have heard by Toto so yea.... ",
"This post made me laugh so hard. And I needed that TERRIBLY. Thank you, sir or ma'am. I would upvote you 1000 times if I could.",
"/u/MrNitti, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/MrNitti&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qym43/i_bless_the_rains_down_in_oh_i_forget_how_the/?context=10\\))"
] | 6 |
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...I bless the rains down in!!.., oh I forget how the rest goes.
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/r/pics/comments/7qysa0/i_believe_i_found_the_culprit/
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[
"No one believed our scores were declining in Reading Skills until now..",
"No, that's just good marketing there. ",
"Trader Joe’s?! I feel like I just got Scooby Doo’d. ",
"Son of a bitch..."
] | 4 |
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I believe I found the culprit...
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/r/pics/comments/7qysyo/sign_at_my_local_bar_in_nyc/
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[
"Well, guess I'm literally not going to this establishment. \n\n/no really, I am not anywhere near and have no desire, so literally.",
"I literally can’t even understand what people mean when they say I literally can’t even. Literally. You know what I mean like? Like, I can’t, like, even, you know?\n\n/*shakes fist \nThe rage!!",
"I literally read the entire sign. ",
"Dude chill out it's just a word. ",
"Welp, I think it’s time we use “figuratively speaking” excessively and at inappropriate times. ",
"You're my hero. Reverse political correctivism powers, activate!",
"So Ted Mosby opened a bar after all. Good for him.",
"So, like, you will literally not tolerate it?",
"I think the people screamcrying about how they can’t deal with a word being used wrong* are a lot more annoying than the people using the word\n\n*also, at this point, everyone understands what you mean with either common use of the word, it’s barely even wrong any more. It’s like insisting “ain’t” isn’t a word, despite the fact that everyone knows exactly what it means ",
"Something something, \"And stuff.\"",
"they're literally closing later this year, so let 'em have this one https://ny.eater.com/2017/11/6/16614696/continental-closing-shots-bar-east-village",
"Excuse me I gotta go pee, figuratively speaking.",
"If a bar is going to be that fucking finicky about the words I say, then fuck em,not getting my business.",
"You must LITERALLY leave!",
"Seems like a place willing to put up this sort of sign would be a pain in the arse to actually frequent. \n\n\"DID YOU PLACE YOUR DRINK ON THE TABLE INSTEAD OF THE COASTER?\"\n\n\"Well,\"\n\n\"I AM NOT A GROUND WATER COLLECTOR, YOU WILL NOT USE THAT WORD\" \n\n",
"Have they never heard Rob Lowe say it in Parks and Rec?",
"We will **literally** not tolerate it.",
"literally,a bunch of wimps"
] | 18 |
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Sign at my local bar in NYC
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/r/pics/comments/7qytkw/i_havent_killed_a_deer_but_i_wanted_an_antler_so/
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[
"ill kill one in your name... you're welcome",
"I started with 3/4\" square stock mild steel. A bit of torch work, little hand forging, and an ass ton of grinder time. ",
"You can also probably go looking for them in the spring or fall or whenever it is they shed them ",
"You know, you can just walk through the woods and collect them. Deer shed them every year. ",
"Yea, this was more about coming up with a clever title that made me feel better about putting in 4 or 5 hours of work for something so pointless. ",
"That's not true, I see four points right there!",
"Wow neat dildo u got there\n\n\nKidding! \n\n\nCame out pretty cool! Have you considered etching some kind of pattern into it?",
"Five points, if you count the one you just scored. "
] | 8 |
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I haven't killed a deer, but I wanted an antler, so I made one.
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/r/pics/comments/7qyvz4/from_far_away_these_two_look_like_alexandra/
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"Ostrich vs ?",
"/u/colombia1738, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/colombia1738&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qyvz4/from_far_away_these_two_look_like_alexandra/?context=10\\))",
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From far away these two look like Alexandra Daddario and Kaitlyn Olson
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/r/pics/comments/7qyzu2/reddit_meet_my_newborn_baby_boy_henry/
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[
"A redditorwas born",
"Wise men came and offered him Reddit gold. ",
"Quinlo junior. Congrats! :-)",
"Henry works at the docks as a longshoreman ",
"Thank you!",
"My last name is Henry, and this picture is absolutely adorable. I hope you spoil that kid silly. And thank you SO MUCH for posting this."
] | 7 |
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Reddit, meet my newborn baby boy, Henry.
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/r/pics/comments/7qz0mm/tom_cruise_before_braces/
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[
"Tom Cruise before fame, too.",
"Well, that's just nasty. ",
"Looks like he just sniffed his fingers...",
"Scientology has a great dental plan. ",
"That's Dueling Banjos Tom Cruise.",
"He knows dae way",
"The 'Mary Katherine Gallagher' pose.",
"[now he's got this crazy middle of the face tooth](https://goo.gl/TXgPZ0) ",
"At least his fucked up teeth were centered\nhttps://i.imgur.com/KJxOdHP.jpg",
"And now his tooth is. ",
"And now you are going to be sued by Scientology. ",
"He had his tooth chipped for the role."
] | 12 |
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Tom Cruise before braces
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/r/pics/comments/7qz1e6/63_vs_61/
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[
"Trump always lies",
"I was just saying today he ain't 6'3! And 239?! That's the whopper! He's only adding 2 inches to his height. He's dropping 50 lbs from his weight!",
"Look closely at the shoes. Trump has flats and obama has heels.",
"Maybe those tiny hands don't weigh that much?",
"Every mans dress shoe has heels. Trump just has his tiny feet facing a way you can’t see his heels",
"From other angles you see that both of their shoes have about the same heels on them, and even if they were flats that would be maybe an inch to be generous.Look at the angle of the top of his foot, either has regular heeled dress shoes, or risers in them.",
"TBF, [his weave](http://images.gawker.com/twtjebkms5hvjr0wiinh/c_scale,fl_progressive,q_80,w_800.jpg) adds a few inches.",
"Mmkay so even if that were true that's 1/2 inch. Where's the other 1.5?",
"Good bot ",
"Username checks out",
"I just read about the #girther movement! Classic!\n"
] | 12 |
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6'3 vs 6'1
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/r/pics/comments/7qz1oe/iraqi_soldier_disarms_an_isis_suicide_vest/
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"🤙🏽",
"Check out the \"toddler ball pit ISIS\" video (Google those terms, nsfl) and then tell me these children are innocent.\n\nYou lucked out with this one that he didn't hit the release button.",
"My dad was telling me about his time in Vietnam, and he told me that the worst thing that he ever came across were children who would be given grenades with the pins pulled out. They would be told to \"go give that to the Americans.\" Nothing much that can be done in a situation like that. The level of depravity necessary to do something like this is mind-boggling.\n\nPeople who do this deserve a fate worse than death. Nothing can justify it.",
"They are innocent. Many are forced into it, and not a single young child like this will understand what the fuck is going on.",
"Are you out of your damn mind. That little kid was taught to do that. They are victims as well. \nIt's totally fucked up. \nThey are lucky he didn't release but do you really think that little kid woke up that morning like I think I wanna blow myself up today...",
"Tell me how those children are responsible for getting into this situation. Tell me how they could have done differently, given what they are taught and brought up. Would you have been different as a child in their situation?"
] | 6 |
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Iraqi soldier disarms an isis suicide vest strapped to a terrified 7 year old
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/r/pics/comments/7qz31a/was_at_the_veterinarian_office_and_saw_this/
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[
"Dobby",
"The Scream by Edvard Munch",
"Looks like a reindeer sticking his tongue out ",
"All I can say is that it wasn’t cool looking at it while trying to use the bathroom. Not to mention my service dog was giving me a dirty look.",
"I'ma save this and come back after I hit this blunt brb.."
] | 5 |
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Was at the Veterinarian office and saw this creepy face on their bathroom door.
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/r/pics/comments/7qz44b/what_do_you_think_of_this_sketch_by/
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[
"Dems baby makin hips. ",
"It’s awesome!",
"2D girls never disappoint :')",
"This is great work. Well done!\n\n--\n\nedit- Just checked your post history, you just repost other peoples stuff right?",
"/u/allentertainment2, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/allentertainment2&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qz44b/what_do_you_think_of_this_sketch_by/?context=10\\))"
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What do you think of this sketch by (AngryMuffinViking)
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/r/pics/comments/7qz7kf/before_you_laugh/
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[
"Absolutely agree, I laugh at a lot of inappropriate things, to be honest, but that shit is terrifying. \nSo glad it was a mistake, the people of Hawaii are ok and we did not have to go into some horrible military action. ",
"Don't tell me what to do. ",
"Too fucking true. \nIt's a scary world we live in when one day it might not be a mistake.",
">That's not something you make a meme about, or laugh at.\n\nYes, yes it is. In fact, I'd argue it's exactly the type of thing you make a meme about or laugh at.",
"Ha ha",
"I think it's a blessing in disguise. I hope that it \"woke\" up people who think that politics don't affect them. Yes, it was a mistake but the reality is that it could happen and war is the real mistake that Trump is rushing to make. ",
"If I'd been told I'm about to get nuked in 38 minutes, and then found out it was a false alarm, I'd be laughing my ass off like a motherfucker.",
"Lol. Ultimate Rick-roll...\n\nP.S. Rule 1.",
"Everyone deals with stress differently.",
"If people can make 9/11 memes im pretty sure they can make hawaii fake alert memes",
"There is a civil war raging between intelligence agency factions. All the political fireworks are a side show distraction. To see it you need to go beyond headlines and read between the lines. We get glimpses of the real fight and have to see the shadows cast.\n\nWhy have each intelligence agency experienced numerous leaks of key tools and capabilities? To embarrass them? Knock out key resources at a tactical moment?\n\nWhy have we had so many unusual events around airports in recent months?\n\nThe issues the headlines show frothing hysterics about day in day out do not matter. They're a distraction. We have titanic shifts in geopolitical power taking place. God willing we see some reprieve from those who have worked to turn the country into a subservient herd of cows penned in without fourth amendment rights, diligently toiling away unquestioning, unthinking, fattened up to be milked and ultimately slaughtered. Pray.",
"Was no one killed in the panic?",
"Who was laughing and posting memes about this? This is some feel good karma grabbing bullshit. ",
"If I wasn't so lazy I'd turn it into a CopyPasta. Help us out OP",
"Before you share a meme, a laugh, or downplay\nwhat happened in Hawaii, please remember that\n1.5 million people spent nearly 40 minutes waiting\nto die yesterday. We made what we thought was\ngoing to be our last phone calls to family before\nthe network jammed and the calls cut out. We held\nour children, some of us trying to remain calm for\nthem and spending our last minutes together in\npeace, then others were in absolute panic...\nstuffing their children in manholes to do whatever\nthey could to protect them from the nuclear blast\nwe were preparing for. People were running for\ntheir lives to find a concrete structure to take\nshelter in. Soldiers (including my husband) were\ncalling the soldiers they were responsible for, tears\nrolling down their faces, warning them of the threat\nso they could prepare. Ambulance services\nstopped. All emergency services did. People were\ndriving 100+ mph on the highways full of cars that\nhad been abandoned by others seeking shelter, to\ntry and get to their families. This was a real threat\nthat we had been warned about, but given no plan\nfor. The island does not have shelters. There's no\nescape. For THIRTY EIGHT MINUTES we prepared\nto die. That's not something you downplay, make a\nmeme about, or laugh at.\n",
"Gallows humour is definitely a thing. You gotta laugh at that shit just to get through it.",
"/r/conspiracy ",
"A true scholar and gentleman you are.",
"/u/sfrdusa, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/sfrdusa&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qz7kf/before_you_laugh/?context=10\\))",
"Barely.... ",
"All I did was extract the text with my phone lol. ",
"Let's talk about this \"omg 1.5 million people expecting to die\" claim\n\nOK look, Oahu is like 950k people. The population of Honolulu itself is like 300k.\n\nNow I'm sure there are people who have no idea what the scale of an atomic bomb blast is. Or what the scale of their city, island, or state is. But I'm going to give most people a little credit and assume that if they did not live in or near Honolulu then they figured correctly they were not in immediate danger of being nuked.\n\nNow let's look at one of many videos getting people's reactions immediately after the false alarm ([link](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Vh1KBeqBZ2A)). Notice both the people being interviewed and those in the background. Looks to me like people were able to get back to a normal routine fairly quickly. These do not look like a bunch of people who had completely lost their shit an hour earlier.\n\nI'm not saying there weren't people who thought they were going to die and were traumatized. I'm merely suggesting that the majority of people in Hawaii had a more subdued reaction. But hey I could be wrong. Show me the reports of people who stampeding or jumping out of buildings.\n\nI'm also not saying that there shouldn't be hell to pay for this mishap. One or more people clearly fucked up. But to suggest we aren't allowed to joke about it is stupid. In the end there were no deaths and the only injury I know of is an older guy out by Diamondhead had a heart attack.",
"I, too, am happy we aren't having a nuclear war. I'm actually happy about that every day, even when there isn't an obvious false alarm."
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Before you laugh...
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"You're the worst bus driver I know!",
"Wow so clever.",
"Thank you. Have a nice day.",
"Thanks. You too"
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I was sleeping in the bus, then I opened my eyes to this view. I thought I was still dreaming.
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"Very cool clpud formations. Nothing quite like the view from above. Where to?",
"I was on my way to Barcelona :)",
"I don’t like this. ",
"Why? ",
"It reminds me of bad times. ",
"I’m sorry to hear that. ",
"Thank you"
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I thought you guys might like this picture I took mid flight!
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"Ooh that little dent in it is r/mildlyinfuriating but otherwise neat. \n\nI wonder how long it took to get like that? ",
"That's really cool! ",
"Are you really going to steal this and post it everywhere? -1",
"9 years 2 months 17 days",
"Front page content from today that OP has tried to repost to 4 different subs. ",
"When hermit crabs discover modern building techniques.",
"For a short period of time I thought this was a basketball",
"*God created this rock 6000 years ago to test our faith",
"This is how ALL smooth tumbled rocks are created - tumbling around in the water.... ",
"Hey Hey Hey, its not just content from today. *Everything* in OP's history gets reposted on 4 to 5 different subs."
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The ocean molded this clump of bricks into a rock shape
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"I was talking to a friend today about how it's funny think of Betty White being \"old\" during the Golden Girls. She's an absolute beauty. Happy Birthday to Betty White! ",
"Live long lady",
"Live long lady",
"An icon, a beauty, and a queen!",
"Whew... All those New Year's jinxes didn't pan out.",
"What a legend!!",
"Love you Betty!",
"/u/oligarchyoligarchy, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/oligarchyoligarchy&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qzlnv/happy_96th_birthday_betty_white/?context=10\\))"
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Happy 96th Birthday, Betty White!!!!
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"That’s pretty cool",
"Is this another game of hide the hotdog? Come on, where is it?\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvba1/when_you_have_no_money_no_legos_not_even_a_smoke\n",
"You never have \"legos\" as singular or plural it's Lego.",
"Fellow brit? ",
"So at some point you had many money and no laser cutter and decided you'd rather have the reverse? ",
"Fellow non-idiot that understands English.\n\n\nAlso British.",
"Danish",
"The CEO said it's fine to say [Legos](https://painintheenglish.com/case/4639)",
"Oh shit! \n\nYou must be right, linking to a random website where some random person has typed something, how can that be wrong?\n\nEDIT: also [THIS](http://www.adrants.com/images/lego_sorry.gif) used to be on their website. No \"legos\" here.",
"The difference...\n\nUnderstanding English, or being American.",
"I fear it comes from the same mindset as those who say 'snek', 'kitter', 'doggo' and 'pupper - i.e. the minds of adults who wish they were still children. ",
"Hey OP, Good job!",
"Touche, brand ambassador",
"Legos mea egos",
"oh my god\nthis ship look like same to star wars ships \ncreative level 100%",
"That link doesn't corroborate what you're saying. There's no quote from the Lego CEO on that page.",
"Understanding a superficial vernacular difference in a self-congratulatory and arrogant way.\n\nYep, confirmed British.",
"Thank you!",
"Did you find a model online or make this from scratch?",
"I fapped",
"\"That's no model!\"",
"I wouldn't, personally, class that as humour, and it's not a crime to think it's stupid baby talk. ",
"Found it online. See this video for example https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=T_zcXVkbbjg",
"lol, I have nothing to do with Lego.",
"Do you think I would be if I used the 'fun at parties' line a lot? Cos that kinda seems unlikely to me. ",
"Add that to the list of things I've never said to myself, \"I have no money AND a laser cutter\".",
"Well I had the choice between a laser cutter and a car - and I had no drivers license. So....",
"TIL. I am even danish, so I assume I should be ashamed...?",
"Sell those motha fuckers and you will have a lot of money. ",
"Lego company is all about creativity and making new things. So their company doctrine makes Legos as a word just fine. Besides, everyone I know has been saying it for thirty years, I think the word has just become a part of the cultural vocabulary Mr Pedantic. ",
"Is your dad Ferris Bueller? ",
"... I prefer my life lawsuit-free, so yeah, but no :-)",
"That is until they had this \n\nhttp://www.adrants.com/images/lego_sorry.gif\n\nOn their website.",
"So, just ignorant. ",
"I call bullshit. I had one of these, they are made of foam with cardboard printouts of the surfaces. They also aren't cheap, so both the laser cutter and the no money are bullshit.\n\nNo, I'm not being serious, just like this post isn't. ",
"Very cool",
"You better provide a link to the cad files, or...\n\n\n\n... I'd have to search myself for them.",
"That's cheating! This is like... adult Legos!",
"Lego* your americanism is showing ",
"yes",
"Lego.\n\nWhy must people make a company name plural?",
"You tend to say it *right after* buying your laser cutter.",
"Very nice OP\n\nEDIT: Why did my comment get downvoted, did I say something wrong? Should I have said the opposite? ",
"Create something almost identical--but not really--and call it the \"Century Falcon\"\n\n",
"Ask the guy in the YouTube video linked another place in the comments. He seems willing to share the files :-)\n\nI found mine on dxfplans.com, but I paid a couple of dollars. Try the Youtube guy first...",
"Dane here, but close :-)",
"Show off, lol!",
"The only time I didn’t have Legos is when I only had one. ",
"We sell that pre cut model at the store I work at",
"legos is NOT a word...\n\nit's a 'Lego brick' or 'Lego bricks'. Never 'Legos'",
"I like \"The Hundred Year Falcon\" better, but yeah - totes! \n",
"I wonder what it would cost to license the likeness... could make a good mint making kits out of nice woods.",
"Checkout my purpleheart millennium falconey.",
"\"Millennium Rapter\"",
"[So you did have money.](https://youtu.be/OqjEGI2jk2A?t=23) ",
" Neither was ain't.",
"When you have no Money because you HAVE a Laser Cutter. I have no money or a laser cutter.... or a LEGO",
"*Epoch Kestrel*\n\nSomething tells me there's a bad EU story that already uses that.\n",
"\"laser cutter\" is incorrect, it's called a \"light saber\"",
"i think its look like small castle but good one",
"sweeeeet!",
"“The word LEGO is a brand name, and is very special to all of us in the LEGO Group Companies. We would sincerely like your help in keeping it special. Please always refer to our products as “LEGO bricks or toys” and not “LEGOS.” \n"
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When you have no legos or money but you have a laser cutter...
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"... in love with canted angles?",
"I mean, who isn’t ",
"Loyal to the King."
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I'm
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"Soldier: “Hey, this dame’s alright!”",
"That's my grandmother's hand, that is handing her a pen.",
"Also, \"I can *hear* her scent!\"",
"I’m crediting her other assets for her huge success. "
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Marilyn Monroe being kind to a fan at the premiere of "How to Marry a Millionaire"; she always appreciated her fans and credited them exclusively for her great success. [1963]
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"Dude, stop.",
"Troll?",
"Check his post history, he’s on a Keanu rampage."
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keanu reeves legend
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"Whoooaaaaa",
"That is scary looking!",
"Ph'nglui mglw'nafh Cthulhu R'lyeh wgah'nagl fhtagn",
"Looks like sea monster's that will drag you out to sea.",
"This is why I never swim in oceans. Even the seaweed is scary. ",
"R",
"And I always thought oil platforms were fur th her from shore",
"/r/lassophobia",
"That’s what she said.",
"Release the Kraken",
"Ventura?",
"Op appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on June 18, 2012 and woke up eight days ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/SplatterFrogs's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/2yxl1t/seaweeds_in_waves/).\n\nIts first-person comment [after this](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7qzto1/the_inside_of_my_ipad_case_is_made_of_old/dst6fub/) is a copy/paste of /u/Cant_recognize_me's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2r328b/the_inside_of_my_ipad_case_is_made_of_old/).\n\n\nIts submission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/7r06ek/this_chicago_jewelry_store_has_deceptive_gift_bags/) is a copy/paste of /u/thathawkeyeguy's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/2p1567/this_chicago_jewelry_store_has_deceptive_gift_bags/).\n\nIts submission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/7r086w/seizure_man_to_the_rescue/) is a copy/paste of /u/BrolestBrolin's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/trees/comments/5rnfs1/seizure_man_to_the_rescue/?utm_term=9e971c71-84ee-4d67-8455-9b81d4378a5e&utm_medium=search&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=trees&utm_content=1).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"That's the scariest delicious thing I've ever seen.",
"omh",
"You fool! You've doomed us all!"
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Seaweeds in Waves
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"Yummmm snek!",
"r/shittyfoodporn",
"/u/apex_editor, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/apex_editor&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qzue1/without_my_contacts_in_i_thought_this_was_a_pic/?context=10\\))"
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Without my contacts in, I thought this was a pic of a coiled rattlesnake.
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"You should have started earlier and it would have been Finnish in summer. ",
"This is fucking awesome ",
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"Ooo I have been in one of those. Extremely cozy. "
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Finnish summer cottage in winter [OC]
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"What a whiner. If I had wings, I would be happy all day long.",
"It is contemplating the next chess move. ",
"Don't blink"
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Weeping angel at Recoleta cemetery, Buenos Aires, Argentina.
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"That’s some pretty cool shit ",
"They are pretty hey, my 4 year old daughter thought so too and picked about 30 off the vine. She had such a big smile when she gave me the basket.",
"It's like if Tim Burton designed a flower."
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Passion fruit flower
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"the force is strong with this one.",
"No offence but it looks like you placed the toy with the cat",
"This is the party time."
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Cat Wars The Empire Strikes Back
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"What should I be seeing",
"It's just my view. I thought it was quite pretty. :) ",
"Your windows are dirty",
"It's snowing lol ",
"Well then....carry on"
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The view from my window!
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"Guy, you need to travel! ",
"China I’ve done, for a year. The US and Mexico, no.",
"It seems completely illogical that it must be cheaper to ship them all over the planet for each step than to just do it all in one location.",
"Says a lot about scaled manufacturing and labour costs, doesn’t it?",
"Those rise up lights have never been to Australia though.",
"Rise up lights?",
"Crazy\n So it's gone America to Mexico then to China then to your Country? \n\n\nThe misses doesn't by certian fruits because they come from another state",
"US to Mexico to China to Australia.",
"I was going to ask if you were from here.\n\nSomeone once said to me we have better trade deals with China, so the last step for goods is usually China",
"Yep. Melbourne. I’m not surprised to hear we’d have better deals with China.\n\nAll the Indonesian we were forced to learn in schools in the 1990s was a total waste.",
"Container shipping is one of the most economical means of transportation ever. ",
"Blade runner 2020: migration",
"[This.](http://www.memesay.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/08/uh8y7z89cf.jpg) ",
"Do you know any Australians?",
"Nope. Not my meme, sorry. Do you? ",
"Apart from myself? Basically everyone I know. I was wondering if that meme sounded correct to you?",
"Well, I only heard Australians speak on video, never in person, so I wouldn't know. Is it correct though?",
"As an Aussie I’m probably not the best judge. And it might sound that way to a no -Australian but not to an Australian.",
"Also contributes massively to environmental degradation. Cargo ships are the #1 polluter. ",
"Isn't it also the dirtiest?",
"> Cargo ships are the #1 polluter. \n\nnah. Everyone who tries to find that research finds that.. briefly, nah.",
"Well this actually makes perfect sense. 5 million blades (just the metal pieces) is probably one truck load. \n\nOne truck goes from high-tech blade factory to Mexico for cheap assembly. Now, packaging them there in Mexico would make shipping to Australia more expensive, because of increased volume.\n\nSo, compactly packaged assemblies are shipped to China for cheap packaging. From there full volume items are shipped to Australia. \n\nSaves money.",
"It depends how you look at the data. If you compare one semi truck to one cargo ship, then yes a cargo ship pollutes more. But a cargo ship can carry 10k containers or more. So in terms of pollution per mile per ton of cargo, they pollute a lot less. ",
"No. Not if you measure it per ton of cargo, per mile traveled. \n\nAnd much of the sulfur pollution is generated far offshore and rains down harmlessly in the ocean.",
"Well that's probablyy because you are saying rise up lights in an Australian accent. Say it in an American one. Another version of this is try to say \"beer can\" in a British accent. Sounds like \"bacon\" in a Jamaican accent.\n\n\n\nedit to add: obligatory not an Australian and everyone caricatures everyone else's accents a little bit. Highlighting the features we recognize are different",
"Not to mention it would take ages for a semi truck to cross the ocean.",
"Well, you just need a really tall snorkel. I have snorkel on my jeep, and I have driven through water up to my gas pedal. Same thing, more or less.",
"Oh yeah it makes great economic sense, it’s just weird to think how inanimate objects move around the world more than some people do.",
"It's fun to think how things move.\n\nI like to think when commuting: Wherever I go, I move with me lterally a ton of steel and polymers. That's the best way for me to go places. Weird)",
"This... is a good point.",
"But if it didn't travel all those miles, then surely it would be even better?",
"Well, yeah. Our carbon footprint would be much smaller if we lived in grass huts. But modern society requires trade and that means transportation of goods.",
"Just realized the band The Used have a song on their new album called Rise Up Lights that's about razor blades. Never got the reference until now. ",
"I have no problem with global trade, but it's ridiculous when a product gets shipped around the world just to undergo some simple manufacturers steps. Yes it's cheap, but at the cost of the environment.\n\nIn the UK, some materials can be manufactured here, sent to China to be stitched then sent back to the UK to be sold.",
"I get what you’re saying. The solution is to fix the laws that incentivize this kind of trade. Easier said than done.\n\nA lot of this happens in the USA because we had (till very recently) the highest corporate tax rates in the world. We were literally driving away business by making ourselves uncompetitive. That’s the stuff that needs to get fixed.",
"Lol not even close.",
"Depends on a myriad number of factors.\n\nFactories and resource supply chains are sources of inefficiency as well. Even the planning of localized sourcing options can be the inefficiency.\n\nAnd by that I mean pollution wise, too. Paying a team of engineers and whatnot to build a local factory has a carbon cost, same as shipping shit does.",
"Lol yes. Very close, if not completely true.\n\nThey account for about 30% of nitrogen-based pollution, 10% of Sulfur-based pollution, and 4% of carbon-based pollution.\n\nThen add all the oil spills, and the impact that releasing ballast water has on the propagation of invasive species and it's very clear that cargo shipping has a **massive** impact on pollution. ",
"They forgot the \"Designed in\"",
"Thank you for agreeing that you were wrong when you said they were the #1 polluter. ",
"Would they not just do the whole thing in China?",
"I bet part of that is about tax incentives or something.",
"Haha Haha Rediculous"
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These razor blades have travelled more than I have.
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"Look at all those cars enjoying the sand and sun.",
"Man I love my country. The sand in our beaches just got ruled as \"too fine\" for the commonwealth games. That's a problem you want to have.",
"It's very peaceful on this beach. No people to disturb all of the cars in their natural habitat. ",
"Not really a bad problem. I took an awesome panorama from up there too but it wouldn't let me upload it. ",
"The cars took all their drivers to the people-wash, so that they don't smell up their nice interior."
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On the track up to the lighthouse, Double Island Point, QLD, Australia
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"Pane full, huh?",
"I have this sign, minus the writing on the edges, in my front yard too.",
"Whenever we see these while driving I ask my kids, \"Does that mean we are supposed to pull into their driveway?\"",
"I can see right though this.",
"Hopes they get thrown out a window maybe",
"Don’t have kids. *presses throttle*",
"Drive by it at 90 and as you go by, yell, \"I *am* driving as though my kids live here! *My* kids are smart enough to *get out of the road* when a car is coming!\"",
"Pane ful"
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Found this ironic sign by a little neighborhood.
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"Yeah because he's on the hunt",
"But how did he get there?",
"for reals tho!? How the heck did he get there with 0 nearby paw marks?"
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He doesn't mind snow
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"I bet it says something about Allah being really fucking amazing.",
"It's Hindi, not Arabic ",
"Low Key fucked up to put a guy riding a horse on a camel..."
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Camels can get cool haircuts too
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"I had to do a double take. I totally thought this was a baby doll. ",
"Probably cause It matches the blanket. She might make It big in fashion in the future.\n\nHope you'll make her smile like this for ever and ever!!!!",
"Your daughter might be newer than the hat, but then, everything is new to her! Gorgeous little girl and lovely pic.",
"Awwww. \n\nI'll better not show this to my wife - I know her reaction:\n\n\"Oooh a cute baby - I also want a cute baby. Let's make another one!\"\n\nGo away woman. I barley can feed the 3 of you.",
"She is so adorable! The hat’s cute, too.",
"Very adorable little thing. Congrats man, fill her world with love and care.",
"That is super cute.",
"Smart parent, hat them up before they are old enough to take them off",
"Live Action Bob's Burgers origin story",
"Aww, so cute how babies look even smaller with hats and rugs like that :') ",
"so cute",
"omg! What a cute creature you got there? May she always smile like that! Cuteness in the making... kisses to you both :) you made my dull day change!",
"Baby octopus ",
"Her smile made my day, thanks op",
"What a beautiful little face. \n\nReally cheered me up after a bad day. ",
"Got out and get laid tonight and let us know how it goes!\n\n!remindme9months",
"this is really cute. Have you posted it to Facebook yet?",
"Aaaaaand of course it's a incel from /r/The_Donald, some things are truly too pathetic to change. ",
"Adorable, we got the same hat for our little girl just the white version",
"I doubt it's the hat. It's probably that you have met the babies basic needs ( food, safety, water, clean diaper ) and you are giving the baby attention ( which babies need ).\n\nKeep up the good work!",
"Now that's a cute kid.",
"[:)](https://i.imgur.com/wo8Uztd.jpg)",
"Is that what it is? I thought it was just a fuzzy hat.\n\nedit: why are people downvoting me? I thought it was just a fuzzy hat.",
"Awwww, she's adorable! I usually don't even like babies but you've got yourself a cutie.",
"And hats! ",
"She's so cute my heart hurts.",
"Adorable. Made me smile. Thanks for sharing.",
"That blanket kinda makes her look like Ursula in Little Mermaid. ",
"What a gorgeous baby! ",
"That's not a blanket, she is clearly an octopus.",
"That is one adorable freakin baby. ",
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"I honestly don't like babies at all but even I gotta admit that this is a ridiculously adorable baby.",
"See, that was my initial joke response but then I remembered that you NEVER make fun of someone else's child unless they start.",
"Such a cutie.",
"Aww what a cutie!",
"Wow, your wife is that fat, huh?",
"Wat",
"She is adorable.\n\nI have to say, though, that blanket, with the way its all folded up and the coloration on it, reminds me of the slime in the bathtub in *Ghostbusters 2*",
"Actually she's slim and very beautiful, but thanks for asking.",
"so cute",
"Boy daughter?",
"This isn’t Facebook. This is yahoo. ",
"Wife knows his reddit account.",
"TOO BAD YOU CAN'T AFFORD, I'D LIKE TO HAVE AS MANY AS SHE WANTS, I'D MAKE IT TO 9 IF SHE WANTS AT LEAST THEY'RE NOT GONNA GET ON MY HEAD WHEN THEY GROW UP, BECAUSE THEY'LL FIGHT EACH OTHER.",
"Ouch, my ears!\n\n   \n\n ^^^^I ^^^^am ^^^^a ^^^^bot, ^^^^please ^^^^PM ^^^^me ^^^^feedback",
"Adorable",
"Well if your Wife is slim and beautiful is she single? ",
"Is feeding one of them to the other two an option?",
"What a cute kid!! ",
"Dude wtf",
"Shhhhhh - I don't want to get into trouble....again.",
"I mean, personally, I would still try to feed them more than just barley. But then again my only dependent is a cat so what do I know.",
"how adorable",
"Your daughter is legit cute. Not like, \"Ooohh your baby's so cute,\" but more like, \"Yup, that's my gene pool bitches!\"",
"She's watching, isn't she? ",
"There was an old lady\n\nLived in a shoe\n\nShe had so many kids\n\nHer uterus fell out\n\n-Andrew Dice Clay",
"Whereabouts can i find that hat? My daughter needs it!",
"A lady walks down the street In that hat, people know she's not afraid of anything",
"Ok",
"This baby could be a star of a show called 'Babies I Don't Care About.'",
"Look at her!!!!!!!!!",
"How old is she? I have a four month old of my own. ",
"Good bot. ",
"It’s so big for her little head now and in 5 years you’ll find it in a drawer and be shocked how tiny it is and that she ever wore it. Good memories.",
"Dibs.",
"What did he say?",
"Bender!!!!!!",
"That looks warm. I am jealous and freezing.",
"Holy shit, on my phone when I zoom in super close on that right eye and move the photo back and forth, it looks like her eye is moving ",
"You have ten downvotes for every future kid.",
"Ya, it's difficult to have 3 wives!",
"Blink twice if she's got you by the throat. ",
"Found the racist.",
"I mean she IS adorable",
"None of my friend's babies are that cute",
"Can I?",
"Hey kid smile for me, i need karma",
"You can downvote and hide posts you don't like, friend.",
"I'd rather ses baby pictures than people pimping out their dead relatives for Karma",
"Well if you only give barley that's your problem..",
"Lmao how you going to do me like that man!",
"Maybe his wife is a large beer brewing tank. ",
"Baby baiting Reddit! Still I upvoted. ",
"I am :P",
"Made my day x1000 better",
"1 picture every so often that makes the front page is \"this shit is turning into Facebook\"? Give me a break.",
"Pics or it didn't happen. /s",
"OOF",
"That's one cute kid. She's rockin' that hat! ",
"I agree, has this been posted to...*FACEBOOK*...yet?",
"Hey, if your wife and you can make a kid as happy, healthy (only a guess), and cute as the one in the pic, then go do it.",
"Warning: this is not your beautiful house. This is not your beautiful wife.\n",
"Ahhhhh a case of the baby rabies infection. u/BenderDeLorean make another cute baby! ",
"Oh my goodness this is the cutest bean I have ever seen!!! ",
"*blinks thrice*",
"Omg what a cute baby!!! I love her smile! \nEdit: Thanks to all the pedophiles out there..I can't call a kid cute. I think I shouldn't call anybody's kid cute except mine! Smh",
"Or other dead people for YouTube views.",
"Your kid is absolutely too cute. Hope she is as healthy and happy as she is cute.",
"It’s probably more likely that she just shit herself. Nice hat, though!",
"This thread reminds me of all the women in the office whenever someone brings in their new baby. ",
"He’s also allowed to comment, friend.",
"That is a ridiculously cute baby. ",
"How much? \nFor the baby, not the hat. ",
"I'm usually not one for thinking babies are cute, but this one is adorable.",
"LOOK AT THAT BLEP",
"So cute!",
"Sad isn't it. Pimp out your kid for karma brehs.",
"My daughter hates all of her hats 😐",
"My girlfriend and I don't have kids, but she has a 7 lb Yorkie. I really hope she doesn't see this hat, because she will buy it for the dog. ",
"Man, that hat looks so damn soft! ",
"You’ve got a baby model there. Get that kid an agent! She needs to be selling Old Navy clothes, lol. \n\nAdorable, beautiful cutie! Those first little gummy smiles are the best. :D",
"Sup kiddo ",
"He ded already?",
"Time to burn another account! loll",
"How can you quote Deangelo Jeremitrius Vickers at a time like this??!!",
"Cutie pa-tooty",
"Babies come with hats.",
"/r/pics posting pics... \n\nIsn't Facebook still mostly just posting pictures?",
"And I'm allowed to respond, bud.",
"Early on yes, that exactly what you do.",
"I have made a very unmanly sound , in public.",
"Now this is shitposting!",
"That hat is nice, but that is also the cutest baby *ever*. \n\nTitle should have been \"Cutest Baby Ever! Also is wearing a hat...\"\n\nEDIT: I had to LOL @ downvotes for saying the baby is cute. Thank you. ",
"Yea that's a pretty cute baby 🍼 ",
"3?!? Atta boy 😉",
"Nice try, wife",
"Aww so cute!! ",
"Facebook doesn't have a voting system though. At least on reddit you know it's a cute baby that a good chunk of us actually *want* to see",
"Holy shit. Way too much cute. Might just put me in a good mood. ",
"Why would you get in trouble again? You didn't post in /r/gonewild this time",
"No, she shit her diaper.",
"Ridiculously photogenic baby",
"She's already so color-coordinated at such a young age. I think you'll have a real fashionista on your hands. :)",
"It’s an adorable picture of his daughter he wanted to share with the world - stop being so cynical.",
"Don't forget about the baby. She was cute too.",
"Oh my God, she is too fucking cute. ",
"i think she likes you smiling at her in adoration",
"People have been saying this literally every day since I joined like 6 years ago. Nothing has changed.",
"She’s gonna be freakin awesome Gene (Archer doing Bobs voice)",
"No, reddit. No. This is not facebook.",
"How did this get on the front page of pics? The internet is so weird",
" Did you ever think maybe it's you that makes her happy. Not all of us are materialistic, geez",
"you, barley, are generous for feeding 3 of them",
"5 years time? Try 6 months. I got some newborn hand me downs from a friend. Her baby is 6 months older than mine. When she went through the clothes she was shocked that she couldn't remember her baby being THAT little. Heck, my little one is almost 3 months and I went through some of her newborn clothes and it feels so long ago. It really does hold true what they say, when you get older (or become a parent) money is no longer the most valuable thing in life. \n\nEdit: words ",
"Hay I know what you mean ",
"Ha. Already two downvotes. Thought it was funny. But seriously- check your privilege. Lots of great hats in other colors.",
"And my axe! ",
"Benderbau!",
"She's a real beauty, nice hat, too.",
"Yeah the 17 stupid ass pictures of the millenium falcon all over /r/pics is so much better. ",
"He’s living the dream. ",
"Or she could be having a particularly delightful bowel movement. ",
"I hope some day to be that happy.",
"My ovaries! And I'm a grown-ass man!",
"Ya. Looks like they're setting her up for a life of hardcore schemes and cons ",
"Naw dude, she's just a hydra",
"No, Facebook would be either:\n\n1- A pic of someone else kid doing something the postee thinks might possibly be unsafe and a paragraph about child safety and how perfect they are in comparison. \n\nOr 2- Postee post a pic of their own kid doing something staged, like being left alone with 5 lbs of flour to throw around the house. Complete with a kid shaming sign and a snarky remark about how their kid hates them and is Satan. \n\nOr my favorite, 3- a repost dated 2011 from a hoax recall of some sort deeming said item unsafe. A pic of the repostee's precious child included and a paragraph or two on why this is the reason they never bought the product. They obviously predicted it was just too risky for little Makaidalynzie.",
"The day Reddit became America's Funniest Home Videos.",
"You have my upvote under duress. You didn't play fair OP.",
"I like it. \n\nI mean, I'm just some guy from the internet, but that is a nice hat. It looks both soft and well constructed, and I think I see a little velcro fastener on that chin strap there. ",
"She is adorable! I'm gonna be 'that' mom. Please fix the chest clip and look into carseat safety. I say this with zero sass and only good intentions. (unless you adjusted after taking the pic, then please ignore!) ",
"He's forcing it on total strangers... probably because his own friends and family are sick of this shit. ",
"Did you kidnap a Who from down in WooVille!?",
"Awww, like i’m super not into babyes, i just can’t stand them, but this little princess is soooo cute!",
"I remember when I used to be that cute. ",
"And it has EARS! The cuteness is too much.",
"r/unexpectedgimli",
"And I'm allowed to observe, chief.",
"I remember my nearly 5'6\" niece fitting into the palm of my hand in the NICU. How the hell does that happen? :( \n\nAll I want is time with my kids and all they want is to watch Youtube on their iThings. :-/ \n\n\n",
"feed all babies and wife to the cat. problems solved.",
"Get your stupid child off of r/pics and go to r/parenting. FFS",
"Yeah, don't circle around the issue. ",
"Remember when we used to sleep at night? All night long and some of the morning on Saturdays and such?\n\n",
"Too cute. 😀 Makes me take pause and realize how much time has gone by since my own daughter was that small. Enjoy every moment, it goes by way too fast. \n\n\nWhat’s with the downvotes? I was being sincere. I have a 10yr old daughter. Reddit makes no fucking sense. ",
"Mini Louise Belcher!",
"I think she likes everything. ",
"I also just wish he'd stop looping in on himself",
"When reddit turns into your facebook feed..",
"\"My cat Karma passed away unexpectedly. Can /r/aww show him some love??\"",
"I'd be happier because of that blanket\n\njust look at how cozy that must feel",
"May I ask myself, \"How did I get here?\"",
"An adorable octopus.",
"Can never have enough pink!",
"Probably totally anecdotal, but you gotta start kids on hats (and hair clips/ties) early. Otherwise you end up in my situation with a two year old that refuses to wear hats or anything in her hair, making her hair an almost unmanageable disaster. She's almost three now and I've finally got her willing to keep her hair tied back in a pony tail or wear a warm hat when it's cold out. \n\nedit: not getting the downvotes, sorry I guess if my comment offended you for some reason.",
"She's adorable. Why do you all gotta be hating on a cute little baby?",
"Better than reddit, honestly I don’t give a fuck about her baby. Why is this upvoted? All the political posts faded away, now we have this shit all the time. Fucking reddit is ruined and might as well be Facebook now.",
"Theres also a 50/50 chance she just pooped.",
"“Forcing it” lol",
"posting a picture on a picture sharing subreddit equals \"forcing it on total strangers\" now huh?\n\ngive me a fucking break dude. if you don't wanna see shit you don't like once in a while, fuck off.",
"Cute as a button.",
"You poor total stranger! Where and how did the cute-baby-pic hurt you?",
"Her blankie looks like tauntaun entrails. (She thought they smelled bad... \n \n... \n \n....on the outside.)",
"No no no. Just the cans. He feeds them from barley cans instead of dishes.",
"The hat and the blanket definitely looked like they were connected for way too long. My first thought was, “A PINK CTHULHU HAT?!” ",
"This is exactly what I thought. I don't know why you are getting downvoted. Not that she isn't super adorable but the way the blanket is laying and that cute hat she looks just like an octopus. Like a cute cartoon octopus not an ugly slimy octopus.\n\nedit: holy crap now I'm getting downvoted too? This is hilarious. What is so offensive about thinking a cute baby's blanket makes her look like like a cute cartoon octopus?",
"Nobody said you weren't, pal.",
"My wife would have a different reaction. \"Ugh, keep it away from me.\" \n\nSource: We have three three-year olds. And yes, they are. And no, they aren't. ",
"She’s precious!",
"How did I end up on facebook?",
"wow, that is one cute baby!",
"\"Forced\"\n\nOh no you had to click and comment on this. The horror ",
"Also have that same hat on my baby... she seems to hate it though.",
"Not sure why being downvoted. That's perfectly plausible. \n\nSource: mom of a 2.5 month old that loves playing that trick. ;)",
"Enjoy this age. It goes WAY too fast.\n\nNow I've got a 4yo that pretty much brags when he pukes and wants to let everybody know...including calling his grandma. I miss the younger days lol",
"[My son likes his too.](https://i.imgur.com/RHjTErk.jpg)",
"I hear you man...what we need is more angsty hopelessness and memes about how shitty life is and student loans are.",
"And my bow!",
"From innocent barley talk to cats eating families in 3 comments.",
"All it does is remind me of the Penguins movie and the line \n\"Kevin, bake on!\"",
"Facebook is that way ----------->",
"Here, take my upvote you fool. That response was absolute gold. (I have no gold to give you, just my appreciation).",
"You'll get wheat when you've earned wheat!",
"She is such a doll 💕",
"Hops on pop?",
"We did it, reddit",
"Saw those in a march once. ",
"The cuteness is strong with this one.\n\nEdit: how does a comment like that get downvoted ? I’m saying that’s a *really* cute baby with a *really *cute hat.",
"Wow your kid is so photogenic. This could be an advertisement for a baby seat or something.\n",
"Very cute baby, but you shouldn't be posting pictures of your kids online if there is no need for it...\n\nsorry to rain on the parade, but imo it is irresponsible",
"Am wife, can confirm. I’m a large brewing tank. ",
"Why is her blanket and hat pink? Are you forcing gender roles on her??",
"This is Facebook now",
"The blanket looks like a giant cuddly brain to me :) Which are a thing btw, although they don't quite look like that: https://iheartguts.com/collections/plush-organs",
"Your daughter is flipping gorgeous. \n\nHope you're getting a full night's rest mom/dad. And congratulations!!\n\nedit: downvoted. Jesus Christ. Never change, Reddit.",
"Get a vasectamy.\n\nShow her all the baby photos.\n\nSo much sex.\n\nProfit? ",
"Insert gibberish baby talk here.\n\nShe’s adorable!",
"/r/aww would like this",
"I have nearly monthly pictures of my daughter's leg compared to my thumb. She was born at 5 and a half pounds and it's unbelievable how much she has grown. I sure don't remember her being that small.",
"> Cyclical",
"Currently doing that myself. I also talked to you while doing so, we're bonded now.",
"Omg. \n\nWe need a play date with these two. ",
"She is frosting on the cake and the cake!",
"cute af !!!",
"Oh boo-hoo. What a crybaby.",
"Me too!😄",
"Swing and a miss on the troll attempt",
"I was searching comments for this. Thank you for caring enough to post! ",
"Then go somewhere else lil bitch",
"That blanket makes her look like an octopus. I approve. ",
"What does that mean? We didn't go over *three* blinks! I'M LOST!!!",
"Because her blanket is all wrinkly, it seemed like tentacles and she’s all pink she sort of reminds me of a tiny cute octopus! Tell me I’m not the only one with this first impression 😂🐙",
"Username fits ",
"This sub is fuckin bullshit ",
"I remember carrying my 16 month old in the crook of my arm with 0 issue when she was a newborn. She was <7lbs at the time and I think... 18 inches?\n\nShe's now 32+ inches and weighs nearly 30lbs... They get big so fast.",
"It's the cycle of tech. Something new happens and a bunch of people get in and try it out. If it's good enough it pulls in a huge audience. Eventually everyone is using it and it's not \"special\" anymore. \n\nThere's actually a great article about it I found:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Sharing",
"protect her",
"Yes this is what I was going to say. Chest clip is too low. Cute picture. Car seat safety is very important.",
"😍",
"Cheers.",
"Is it really unexpected at this point?",
"Without caption\n\n\"baby in car seat\"",
"I thought my baby was cute until I saw this baby. Now I've got this regular looking baby. Great thanks.",
"> she's slim and very beautiful\n\n/r/pics \n\n/r/hotwife [nsfw]\n\n?",
"/r/Eyebleach",
"Someone\"s jealous?",
"Then leave...",
"Just over 4 months herself. Congrats!",
"awwwww",
"Better ask Sting for advice.",
"The Tleilaxu Masters have outdone themselves",
"The only way we can keep a hat on our daughter right now is to put her hands in mittens and then shove a blanket over everything but her face and tuck it in under her body in the carrier. Then put the hat on.",
"omg becky you can't just say that",
"Yep 100% the clip is not right and the jacket should be off. ",
"this kid is a OG of happiness",
"Jesus Christ",
"Nobody is making you click on it. It clearly says \"my daughter\" in the title. You knew what it would be. This site has thousands of links for you to click on so there is no reason to complain. ",
"I see shit on the front page all the time that I don’t give a shit about. Downvote and move on. \n\nEdit: look at the other top posts on r/pics right now. One is a shitty selfie of a guy who beat cancer, one is of a bread shelf. But you bitch about this? ",
"With the hat and billowing blanket she kind of looks like a really a sweet octopus. ",
"Why not get in on the action yourself?\n\nHave you considered recording yourself playing video games while yelling inane things (occasional racism or homophobic statements are optional)? How about crushing ordinary objects with very large machinery? Bonus points if you have a fun accent.",
"See.... this is why I'm having trouble watching Archer. I've watched every episode of Bobs Burgers multiple times and cant get Bob out of my head when I hear Archer. It really sucks.",
"Send nudes",
"Yeah, my arm still hurts from the goon that came and twisted it until I clicked the link... oh wait <_<",
"and that's how we ended up with 8 kids, that and birth control is NOT 100%",
"\"Look guys this is my property\"",
"Beautiful pic!",
"If I had a Dr. Seuss themed microbrewery, that would be my IPA.",
"Yeah, this is what me and my wife are trying to avoid with our 6 month old (our only child so far) in the future. It really bums me out how often I see kids and parents out together and all they are doing is staring at their screens. So we're saying no screen time until 2 years old, and definitely no smartphone until much later in life.",
"To the Scrooge who complains, \"why would you post pictures of your daughter on the internet?!\"\nExcuse you, Lisa, but this is a darned cute potato.",
"She is precious! Well done, dad! I hope her smile makes your day as bright as my daughters makes mine!",
"What a *darn* shame..\n***\n^^Darn ^^Counter: ^^1916",
"[wow great photo I love kids](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoqZBqabnow)",
"It's the next logical step after legalizing gay marriage; it was bound to happen.",
"He's just batting his eyes at you, you lucky dog ;)",
"PSA: No need to go further down, those comments are Reddit at it finest.",
"More like your hat got a new person. \n\nCongratulations!",
"I dont know why but i literally laughed out loud when I read this.",
"Huh. I always wondered what Louise looked like when she was a baby. Nice to see that attachment to her hat started early. ",
"LOL! ",
"I’m a CPST. thank you for this comment!! ",
"I gotta admit, I thought that this was the picture of a doll and was terrified by how life-like it was.\n\nP.S: Love the hat.\n\nP.S.S: Those lovely green eyes stare into my soul.\n",
"[Did we just become best friends?](https://i.imgur.com/4MmX4zh.gifv)",
"Lrra",
"I skimmed that and my initial reaction was “why is s/he putting their 32 y/o’s weight on here?!” Then.. WTF?! .. then I reread it again ",
"I was searching for this comment too before I posted anything. I also want to add you can find a child passenger safety technician near you that can teach you how to properly install and harness a car seat and when to use what type of seat. Such a valuable resource that not enough people know about!",
"Where did you find this hat?",
"The march of our inevitable mortality. Ve must deel weeth ett.",
"This is the cutest baby I have ever seen. ",
"[Even then it's risky.](http://www.fowllanguagecomics.com/comic/talking-crap-about-my-kids/)",
"If babypictures is getting more frequent on the fortpage, I might have to change media. There are subs for this people.\n\n",
"Photo of baby",
"To shreds, you say?",
"Crossposted to /r/aww?",
"I have to be honest,i dont like kids or babies a lot,maybe my maternal instinct hasnt kicked in yet. Saying this, thats one cute baby that actually made me smile :)",
"Maybe you could start renting the older ones out as field hands, to provide cash for the next one?",
"It also happens with kittens and cats.\n\nSource: been adopted by 3 cats.",
"The world may never know why some people choose to downvote comments the most undeserving of it.",
"what a cute lovely kid!",
"Werner Herzog presents: Will it Crush?",
"I do not like babies - they are too needy (and I have 3 kids lol) but Damnit - Kids are so damn adorable. ",
"She is super adorable! However I thought I'd mention that it doesn't look like she's strapped into her car seat properly. The chest clip should be higher on her - right over the sternum. The top of the clip should be right at armpit level. I know it seems like it would be too high, but having it there keeps the straps over the shoulders and keeps her from ejecting out of the seat at a possible high speed crash. ",
"You know how everyone thinks their baby is the cutest but they're all actually cute but weird looking? \nWell that is an objectively cute baby. ",
"This baby is god damned adorable compared to the ugly ass alien looking babies on my Facebook feed.",
"Baby looks like half-octopus with the way those blankets look. ",
"[Clicks on OPs account]",
"https://www.google.com/search?q=cute+baby&tbm=isch",
"YEP!!!",
"Why?\n\nEDIT: Downvotes for actually asking a question? Some ignorant users have no idea what the downvote button is for.",
"Sure, sure. The hat is just an excuse to show off your ridiculously adorable little girl.",
"[Look at my kids!!! Just look at them! So amazing! Bet you never seen something like this!](http://files.explosm.net/comics/Rob/check-it-out.png?t=0892E3)",
"My daughter is only 3 months old and we are already amazed at some of the clothes she's out grown. She was 5lb 15oz at birth and is only 9lbs now (still less than what I weighed at birth!)",
"Was about to leave a mean comment calling you a dick but i just got the joke.",
"Facebook",
"What a cutie! ",
"She's adorable!",
"I delivered a baby in a subway station one night and she was so tiny that we swaddled her in the receiving blanket the birthing pack contains and put her in my knit watch cap for the ride to the hospital because it was already warm and she was shivering so much. Her mom stayed in touch and shes now 23 and 5' 9\"! I never did get my hat back.",
"And also I'm definitely a guy. But hey, I'm not judging. ",
"This is literally just a photo of a baby. Maybe it’d be suitable in /r/aww but seriously /r/pics? ",
"Let me guess, you really like Donald Trump too.",
"Hah, my daughter has the same hat(except white) and made the exact same face as yours when we put it on!",
"is that a Schrute baby?",
"...no 😒",
"Carter's.... Old Navy, I can't remember. I just know it's white, fluffy, got the side flaps, and little undefined animal ears (likely a bear). Those are the two main places we get clothes from, good luck trying to find one now though. Most retailers are likely on to their spring/summer lines which infuriates me because I don't know how much this child will grow in the next 4 months?!",
"Fucking dyyyyying",
"Not to be *that guy,* but her buckle on top should be directly on the breastplate. So just a tad bit higher for safety. I just want y’all to be safe!\n\nPs, SOOOOO ADORABLE 😍",
"As opposed to my daughter who didn't like her new hat - https://imgur.com/usWyRg3\n",
"Chest clip is too low. Bring it up.",
"It is true what they say: Women are from Omicron Persei 7, men are from Omicron Persei 9.",
"Cutie",
"Labor nurse here. I can confirm. Not all are cute. But I can safely say this little shit is in the top 10! (Three of my own are not)🤗❤️🤗",
"I mean you could always get a vasectomy and then continue having sweet unprotected sex",
"Don't turn /r/all into facebook please. ",
"He'll always be Coach McGuirk to me",
"Cute kid! FYI her chest clip is placed too low ",
"If we bitched about every one then we are assholes. And downvoting a post with 10k or more upvotes is like punching the great wall of china, i sure showed that wall.",
"My son has it too! In blue, haha.",
"We are predictable aren’t we?",
"A Carrier Pigeon Stress Therapist?",
"Lol. What? Get some medication for that Trump Derangement Syndrome. ",
"Are you forcing your shitty opinions on OP?? D:",
"The curves in the blanket makes her look like an octopus lmao ",
"And I think your daughter is adorable and now I want a baby",
"STFU people can post what they want ",
"Reddit is now Facebook.",
"Holy shit she's a cutie. ",
"If this helps a little, Bob is Archer and Archer is Bob. ",
"It's funny; adorable babies on Reddit get love. The ugly ones get radio silence. I'm going to start ranking babies for people. \n\nHere's the scale: \n\n1 Slummish = cute\n\n2 Slummish = not cute\n\n3 Slummish = Kill it with fire.\n\nThis baby, 1 Slummish.\n\nYou're welcome.",
"We have it in blue and they’re available at tjmaxx now! They came with little mittens!",
"Your daughter is so cuuuuuuuteeee, you are so lucky. I'm acting like a girl, but I've always wanted a family of my own. I pray to God I get a daughter that brings happiness in to my eyes and the eyes of my spouse. ",
"People like the one above is the reason r/aww is such a shithole. ",
"I came to say the same thing",
"Wow",
"Sparge her? Why I barley knew her!",
"It's actually you she likes. ",
"Is she marching next Saturday?",
"It's so important! I know it may rub some people the wrong way to step in, but I'd rather have someone roll their eyes at me if it keeps a little one safe.",
"That's an \"I just pooped\" face if I've ever seen one.",
"Nailed it",
"Beautiful smile!! Such a cutie! Congrats Dad!",
"I thought my baby was regular until I saw this baby. Now I've got this ugly looking baby. Great thanks.",
"Don't worry, this was an instant downvote for me. Yes, it's a cute baby, but there are probably dozens of cute babies in the world. When you reach the age where your friends start having babies, Facebook just becomes a little stream of baby pictures, and then it is a river and then suddenly we're all drowning in baby pictures and everyone's dead, okay. So, no. No. No. No. This post is the Death Star coming for Reddit.\n\nMy downvote of this post is an upvote for keeping Reddit weird.",
"Good hat tho",
"He lets all his friends get a drink",
"Stop forcing your shitty comment on me. You really should try and be less cyclical.",
"Your tiny human is adorable.",
"She’s too precious!!! 💗 Has the “knowitall” come by yet and told you to put that chest clip up higher? Because safety first it should be even with their armpits - PSA OVER , sorry ",
"Wow what a cutie!!!",
"I think she hates it!",
"Good on yall. Be sure to stick by it! Kids can be master negotiators haha.",
"Seems like a modest proposal",
"How amazing!!!! ",
"You shouldn't have got that conjoined twin pregnant.",
"Goddammit why am I crying I'm too young to want kids. She is adorable. ",
"My daughter has the same one, she also loves it.",
"> Go away woman.\n\nbut not too far away...",
"Don't be \"that mom\". It's annoying and misinformed.\n\nhttps://csftl.org/chest-clip-myths-busted/\n\nThe harness at the bottom is the only part of the car seat that will keep your child restrained in an accident. You think a flimsy plastic clip could withstand the force caused in an accident?",
"I think everyone failed to see your sarcasm",
"Why do you and so many people have downvotes for simply saying the kid is cute?",
"*Letting the days go by*",
"> the jacket should be off.\n\nI appreciate the point, but as someone who lives where recent temps were below -30C, that \"jacket\" is thinner than what my kids sometimes wear around the house.",
"Find things to do with them. There's always ways to connect ",
"OMG a baby on reddit! The agony!",
"DA DUUUUNDEEEEZ!!!",
"I/we never had kids, we are now in our upper 40s so it’s not going to happen now. We are so happy. You don’t really need copies of you, it’s so selfish.",
"Ps battle as a octopus",
"> I never did get my hat back.\n\nWith any sort of luck it's packed in a box of keepsakes that mom has to remember that by. ",
"That sequence is going to get weird by the time she's 30. If not sooner.",
"dammit.... that baby is so cute that she might be worth all the sleepless nights and dirty diapers lol",
"My daughter was born the same weight and it's crazy to look back at the clothes she wore. None of her newborn clothes even fit her for the first few weeks. ",
"This belongs in /r/aww",
"THIS IS SUCH A DELIGHTFUL POST! THANK YOU!",
"I'm going through this right now! I have several friends and a family member who all just had babies and I hand down all (ok, most) of my son's clothes he can't wear anymore and every time I go over to see them with the next batch I freak out over how tiny their kiddo is hahaha Their child is growing at a much faster rate than mine now yet somehow seeing how small they are in comparison is mind blowing every time!!!",
"And my girlfriend doesn't understand how ill never be able to watch Archer. It's totally Coach McGurk to me.\n\nIdk how, but I loved Bobs Burgers though. ",
"We are your family now.",
"And how everyone escapes their abusers then feel the need to tell reddit first.",
"Looks like Chopper Man from One Piece.",
"Either loves the hat or wants to eat you, I can't decide which ",
"Do yourself a favor and throw out the TVs altogether. ",
"I wish my daughter wore hats... 😒",
"he hops so",
"Low level bait.",
"Awwwwwwww :)",
"> I never did get my hat back.\n\nThe thieves!\n\nGood job, though, good human!",
"What a hoppin' career! ",
"Please read the last paragraph of the article. This baby appears pretty young. I'm not saying it to be annoying or argue, but I knew I'd get some backlash. ",
"I know that life",
"So leetle and adorable, I can't help but momsmile at such a cutie patootie, lol. Hold those tiny fingers as much as possible before you forget they were ever so small!",
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"that's why I always tell my friends to buy clothes in a range from 6-12 months for baby showers. they grow so fast!",
"must be a blessing to wake up every day and see that beautiful little face ",
"No joke - We had to put my stepdaughter’s American Girl doll socks on my daughter when she was a newborn.",
"ADORBS!",
"i know that this baby needs a white knight like you but this is a facebook post. ",
"Yeah... that’s most parents goal. ",
"How can this be upvoted in /r/pics\n\nYou guys are retarded",
"This is on all? Really? ",
"He posts on r/hillaryforprison lmao\n\nShocking ",
"Beautiful child. ",
"Uhm, Everything in this picture is new, is it not?",
"Your link says that a clip that's too low allows for more injuries during a crash.\n\n\"The REAL danger of a too low clip is that it might allow the harness to be too widely spaced at the shoulders. This could lead to increased head excursion, spinal, internal, and brain injuries, or even ejection from the car seat.\" ",
"I mean you’re still pimping out your baby for karma",
"I wish my kid watched TV. ",
"No no OP, what you've got there is a standard case of *Happy Baby*. Common occurrence, millions of cases a year. Symptoms include giggling, smiles and adorable babbling.\n\nTypical treatment usually involves kisses, snuggles and babbling at the patient.\n\nGood Luck.",
"It's hard for sure. My kiddos like videos too, and sometimes they are a great help / crutch. I'll try to engage my kids with the video asking questions or pointing our new things, asking what they've learned etc. Or even acting some of them out. If the video has a silly song, make up a new one and dance with them. That kinda stuff.",
"Barely feed..?",
"This guy has *three* women and I can't even get *one*?!?",
"Just watched that episode of Archer last night, I was so damn confused until a buddy mentioned the voice actors were the same, or something.",
"Good luck. Dont be judgmental.",
"I remember getting a hearty \"Hi Dad!\" when I came home from work, now all I get is a text from him while he's sitting in his room \"Food. Hungry.\" Lol",
"She is adorable! It is now your fault if I hound my kids about having babies soon. (they are 26 and settled with their forever women). But I'm not really the kind of Mom who hounds them about babies. But your daughter is just precious. :) \n",
"BenderDeLorean has to show off his Bendy somewhere.",
"Yes... they are triplets and \nNo ... ?",
"YOu laugh but my husband and I are making videos of us cooking, reading books out loud and telling stories for our numerous nieces and nephews ( some of which we do not see nearly enough) \n",
"This is facebook now I guess? ",
"If it were a kitten, would it make you feel better?",
"I was going to ask if they were circus performers, but good to know the answer.",
"I don't think she likes it. She love's it.",
"the karma dam has been opened\n\nEDIT: someone donated to the dam to line it in gold as well",
"What a precious lil gumdrop (':\n\nI just wanna cuddle her and make her giggle and buy her cute clothes and then give her back to you once she inevitably throws up or poops \n\n",
"If I knew cute pictures of kids got 20,000 up votes I would have 6x gold by now. ",
"Awwwww.... she's got a little derp in her",
"Maybe wait till she's a little older. This baby does not look like she will be skilled with an axe.",
"My wife feels the same way as you about it, maybe I'll get there. We only have one, and it's in the living room. She probably watches half an hour a week at most, I only watch it for quick show or game at night after everyone has gone to sleep.",
"what a sweet little thing, t minus 13 years til she starts cussing you out ",
"If you imagine the blanket as a mass of tentacles she looks like an adorable final fantasy boss.",
"She looks like the baby from the first MIN movie",
"Ah great now every parent is gonna think their baby is Reddit worthy and spam pics",
"Thanks for this. ",
"Sorry if it came across that way. I felt so sad when he made that comment about his niece. Granted, it's not his child, so nothing he can really do about it.",
"> If it were a kitten, would it make you feel better?\n\nNo. It would still be a facebook post. ",
"I read through the comments just to make sure someone said something about that. ",
"Does anyone else think it looks like she’s sitting in a pile of intestines?",
"Not identical ",
"In a different timeline, Bob was adopted and ended up being Bob and not this super awesome special agent named Archer.",
"Brace",
"Then watch Frisky Dingo",
"I think the ice on my heart just melted. ",
"Inb4 Logan Paul is wearing that same hat on his YouTube channel next week ",
"If I knew cute pictures of kids got 20,000 up votes I wouldn't browse /r/all ",
"How the fuck did this even end up at the top of r/pics?",
"Oh cute....but how did I end up in r/facebook?\n\nWeird.",
"What about a small toddler sized one?",
"Not sure why, looked at this photo and immediately started crying.\n\nDefinitely nothing wrong with me. ",
"This could go anywhere. r/happy r/mademesmile r/eyebleach r/awww",
"Oh my goodness! ",
"I do, Dad.",
"One of my favorite things in life, when a baby looks me in my eyes and smiles like this. Just warms my heart.",
"[I'm hoping you've seen the crossover episode.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_osGVX6Zhq8#t=8s)",
"That's amazing!\n\nI'm a little afraid for future generations, seeing children with mobile devices stuck in front of their face every second, but it's heartening to see people embrace the technology to enhance relationships, as you and your husband have.",
"Well that is just absolutely adorable in every sense of the word. Im not a father (being only 16), but I have a 2 year old cousin that feels like a sister. Cherish your daughter forever, man. They grow up so fast ",
"/r/Awww ",
"Oh wow, a kid in a car-seat.\nCool.\n\nGroundbreaking, even.",
"I think I like your daughter",
"My son turned 1 yesterday and I couldn't believe how small his preemie clothes were!!",
"You're lucky that she actually likes her carrier. My little one pretty much despised the moment you put her into it.",
"You would be good at training old school child soldiers.",
"At first glance I thought it was an octopus costume. Then I felt dumb. ",
"Damn I haven't heard that song in like 20 years",
"Now this is a cute baby",
"As someone with one three year old and one 8 month old, the thought of three three year olds scares me more than the thought of three babies.\n\nThe baby sits by her toys and just hangs out and plays right now. The three year old is about to drive me mad.",
"I was going to ask if you named them Huey, Dewey and Louie, but you were way ahead of me.",
"Did you read it? According to your link, OP should adjust the restraint. ",
"CUTE!!",
"What a cute little girl! Babies a just so adorable, ugh makes me want to meet a woman and have another, NO THANKS.",
"Noticed the same thing with my 1.5 year old daughter, found an old newborn diaper and it's hard to believe that she was that tiny.",
"Still needs yeast and hops.",
"r/pimpingkidsforkarma",
"Looks like a Splatoon character :)",
"Hops is optional and yeast is in the air if you’re okay making a sour. ",
"\"I heard we're doing baby pictures now...\"",
"What a *darn* shame..\n***\n^^Darn ^^Counter: ^^1937",
"this is the friendliest passive aggressive comment ever",
"That isn't one of those pussy hats, is it?",
"Did anyone say it is structural? ",
"adorable",
"Wtf happened to pics. It was used to share interesting pictures. Now a picture of a baby with a stupid hat gets 30k upvotes",
"You're pregnant",
"My son turned 1 in December. For the past month I've been been getting On This Day pictures from a year ago almost every single day, and I always can't believe how small my son was. Enjoy the time with your LO. They grow up so fast. ",
"I would too that thing looks heck warm.",
"What a beautiful baby!! <3 <3 <3",
"That is one cute piece of baby.\n\nThat blanket looks cosy af.",
"I think she likes the person taking the pic a bit more than that hat, hense the beautiful smile. Baby is gorgeous OP",
"I recently tried to football hold my 1 year old like when he was a newborn. It didn't work out so well.",
"Everyone already mentioned the buckle, so I'll just say that that is the cutest baby I've ever seen. My kid was such a mediocre looking baby. He's a super cute five year old though. You've given me the baby rabies.",
"So few people understand this. ",
"https://youtu.be/lW-P0MpcodM",
"Pull the plug! I did it with mine and it was hell for exactly 47 minutes. Weeks have gone by and we are now down to merit-earned usage on school days, up to 1 hour, and a w hour limit on weekends/holidays. Its glorious!",
"What a cute girl!",
"we. did it.",
"Is feeing one of them to the other top posts on r/facebook?",
"Aww...so Adorable ❤️",
"Is there a subreddit for photos of happy babies?",
"A pussy hat.... dont u think shes a little young to be a neo-feminist?",
"didn't know i was on facebook.",
"LMAO my thought exactly. ",
"The opposite is true for me. I can't watch Bob's burgers. Thank God there is one episode where they kinda recreate Bob's burger place in Archer Season 4 episode 1 I think. See it.",
"Human?",
"Some babies are ugly as hell but a small number are actually cute.",
"It doesn't matter what they wear round the house. In an accident the jacket will compromise the ability of the straps to keep the child properly restrained.\n\nEdit: had another look at the photo and the top isn't a big puffy coat and should be fine.",
"White babies are adorable ",
"The baby is cute, but most babies are. This is the reason I left Facebook- I simply don't care about any babies, with the exception of maybe 2 that I know personally. I don't understand why I have to see this on all",
"What an original comment, you must be so proud",
"At the risk of being put into a list, your daughter is a beauty. Nice hat, and beautiful shot",
"This is literally just a picture of a baby making a baby like face.\n\nDon't get me wrong I'm a parent and appreciate the cuteness but come on guys. We're going to upvote this now? ",
"I wanna bite that cute nose.",
"I couldn't help but laugh at the cuteness. Her little tongue is like a tiny human blep",
"I didn't know there was one. That's gonna melt my brain, thanks!",
"She is super cute but as a father of an angel those are you thoughts not hers. ",
"Cute!!",
"Having a kid and chancing a non-cute baby is reason enough to avoid it altogether!",
"I feel like those huge warning signs are a bad influence.",
"He may not have clicked. It's on r/all and it's there when you scroll",
"Super adorable! I am ded from the Qte...",
"Yeah, show these goddamn cyclers what's what!",
"> Maybe his wife is a large beer brewing tank.\n\nhttp://giant.gfycat.com/KindheartedHelplessHylaeosaurus.gif",
"Am i on facebook or what?",
"I have twin boys that are 3 and they have zero iPads or iPods or iwhatever. And we severely limit phone time. None outside of house unless at the doctor's office like two days ago getting a cast off. Stick with it. \n\nEdit: they do love tv at home though. Current obsession Pokemon from the 90s. ",
"Watch the crossover episode and it will all make sense.",
"Are you trying to suggest that /r/pics is otherwise full of amazing well thought out pictures? Reddit's hate boner for kids is one of the most pathetic things ever",
"Hey mom. Thanks for being concerned with safety. Thanks for taking the role seriously and for being kind about sharing your wisdom. I hope other moms listen to you and learn from you. ~Child who wished my mom had cared about anything. ",
"How adorable. It reminds me of one of my favorite moments from The West Wing:\n\n> I didn't realize babies come with hats. You guys crack me up. You don't have jobs. You can't walk or speak the language. You don't have a dollar in your pockets but you got yourselves a hat so everything's fine. - Toby Ziegler",
"smh all the photoshop, *we want natural babies*!!",
"This isn't r/pics anymore, it has become r/boredmoms. \n\nHere's a tip: unsubscribe. I will after typing this comment. Fuck r/pics.",
"LET THAT LIL PUPPER HAVE CUTE HATS YOU MONSTER",
"Aw it's cute you think the cat is dependent on you and wouldn't eat you if it had the chance",
"They're basically the same thing.",
"Nice job. I'm guessing that they probably help entertain each other when they're out and about as well?",
"That is certainly a baby. ",
"No, this is r/pics. Give it a few months and it will be worse than facebook.",
"I watched a video of my brother holding my nephew, and I was like... He's smaller than a good sized loaf of bread. How is a human smaller than a loaf of bread. Man I gotta go visit him soon",
"> Here's a tip: unsubscribe\n\nAt first I felt defensive, but then I realized \"why not?\". So yeah I will, thanks.",
"LOOK AT MY BABY! LOOK AT THEM!!",
"how the fuck did this get 25000 upvotes?\n\nthis is a picture of a baby.",
"Don't cats/dogs need to eat meat? Pretty sure they're not designed to get nutrition out of non-meat foods.",
"I am proud, in fact!\n\nSo proud that I would like to share a picture here on r/facebook to show how proud I am!\n\nhttps://imgur.com/e1fyG7Y",
"I don’t get it.. is this being upvoted for its sheer cuteness?",
"Can you imagine that one day this cute one will throw you away to the nursing home :) :) btw a nice hat to the remember at nursing home lol",
"He has one of the most distinctive voices around, you really didn't notice?",
"Thanks for contributing to the downfall of a subreddit. I used to come here for cool pics but now it's just babies with hats, kids in hospitals and strangers with cancer being pimped out or pimping themselves out for worthless karma. This isn't facebook ffs. \n\nFarewell, r/pics. ",
"I mean... At that age isn't EVERY hat a new hat?",
"But he only has two eyes",
"Okay have tried to look at reddit frontpage crap for 3 weeks now, and they are boring (including this one). ",
"I didn't get a phone until I could drive, and didn't get a smartphone until I could afford one. I feel like that was good.",
"Thank you for saying this. That's all I could think about after looking at the picture.",
"Jesus my sister is nearly 4 and about 30 lbs.",
"She looks like the most adorable mini pink Cthulhu evar",
"Penis profit. ",
"r/mademesmile",
"Louise?",
"She probably doesn’t. Babies just smile a lot. ",
"We Facebook now",
"i think she likes *you*",
"That is absolutely adorable",
"Reddit will soon become Facebook. Next the frontpage will be progress pictures of *It Works!* and *Plexus*",
"Pimping out your infant for upvotes? Good work! :)\nP.S. She's adorable",
"You never know how ugly your baby is until you share it with a bunch of strangers. Pics?",
"There's thousands upon thousands of posts on Reddit that don't have pictures of someones kids... Why not just go there? \n\nTry having this sentiment when someone posts a picture of their dog/cat/fish/whatever. People post pictures of their pets on Facebook too, it's no different.\n\nJust enjoy a picture of a cute little human. It won't hurt your black soul too much.",
"It's freaking hoodie. It will not compromise anything. There's nothing to compress. When they're talking about jackets, they mean actual jackets. With filling.\n\nYou may as well say the less clothing the better and put them in with only a onseie.",
"> I **barley** can feed the 3 of you. \n\nNice try dad. Now get in there and do your duty.\n\n",
"Bordeline blep!",
"My little girl has the same one. She kinda likes it lol ☺",
"Anything is always an option",
"Also thinking this. ",
"She looks so sweet!! :)",
"That is the cutest baby I have ever seen. Srsly. Sorry nieces and nephews. ",
"A hat with after-birth on it? I would hope it's not in a box of keepsakes....",
"Gross",
"Very adorable picture, Jesse.\n\nThey took away my prostate. Your mother has knitted a purple blanket for her. Arthritis won't hold her back. ",
"\"Reddit worthy\" Lol",
"> when you get older (or become a parent) money is no longer the most valuable thing in life\n\nSome would argue that's true at all stages of life.\n",
"I got the gray one at Carters for our twin boys :)",
"The bitching just seems like it’s own karma grabbing circle jerk, ya know? ",
"This is so true. We got a little knitted hat for our Son. Some old people make them and donate them so little ones dont get too cold. Hes 19 months today and I cant ever believe it once fit him. Hes growing up so fast. ",
"She's adorable!",
"PM me some pics?",
"Ahhhh!!! She's so cute!!!!!",
"Why do you think that?",
"A lot of these kinda posts seem to be getting to the front page recently.",
"Weird. Your Facebook has an upvotes and downvote rating system that allows users to curates content by popular vote? ",
"Always an option you wanna consider.",
"That they do and they have a 7 month old sister they adore so it helps.",
"Well considering I’ve never seen Bob’s Burgers, yes I really didn’t notice.",
"Penis dollars.",
"Awww, she is so cute",
"Sick fb pic",
"Thank you! I'm an RN and have seen the aftermath of accidents involving little ones improperly in car seats. I cannot stress car seat safety enough.",
"Nah, she just pooped!",
"Now I need to find a Louise hat for my 2 month old daughter. ",
"Don't need the attitude. NEXT!!!",
"Why do baby animals and humans look cute to us? Probably not an accident. Because of evolutionary biology, when present with something we find cute - a protective, and disarmed attraction,is rooted in the need for human infants to be cared for by human adults. ",
"ha ok, that makes sense. It's a really good show.",
"Ugh, just wait. My son is 16 and i came across an old baby sock, and it was smaller than his pinky finger! It goes way too fast!",
"Uhhhhhhhh... (Tina grunt.)",
"Having had another look at the photo you're absolutely correct and I apologise.",
"Doesn’t matter what your kids wear at your house, the jacket should be off. No reason to risk your kids safety over something so simple.",
"My arms look ridiculous from carrying my daughter around for 3 years. I have these massive muscles on skinny little arms. I remember bringing her home at 6 lbs and my arms getting tired. \n\nShe whipped my ass into shape. Lol ",
"It's a \"pic\" and a ton of people chose to upvote it. It's not a big deal.\n\n\"Stop liking what I don't like\"",
"She's so adorable.",
"[*Damn* - that's an uuuugly baaabaay!](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=HpWB_ZiFy-Q)",
"Honestly I don't give a fuck either, but it's a good picture. ",
"Yeah i thought this was like an unwritten rule on here. Waiting for a barrage of baby,kitten,puppy, lizard pics. At first i stared at the picture wondering what i was supposed to be looking at. Felt like it went over my head because it couldnt just be a cute baby picture on the front page. ",
"Nah man, just grab your receipt and turn it in for a new one. Most storks have a 8 month return rate.",
"Damn. The number of 'cute baby photos' I have of my daughter which I could be exchanging for karma if only I felt the need or felt it appropriate to share them with internet strangers.\n\nReddit's so bloody weird sometimes.",
"I have a very similar hat. I like the baby version better 😭💕",
"My (ex) coworker just kept going on and on and on about “I want so many babies. I already have two but I need like 12 more!” \n\nJust babies babies babies, and every day she’d talk about this hot guy she saw out on the sales floor. It was.. concerning. Working in a produce department barely making rent and you’re talking about having a dozen kids. ",
"Omg what an adorable baby ♥",
"All I can see is a can of mixed vegetables.",
"Baby blep",
"There's no safety risk for a hoodie. Nor any other single layer \"jacket\". \n\nI made it a joke because my kids wear sweaters. The zipper isn't what makes it dangerous.",
"\"Please upvote and tell me how cute my daughter is\" \n\nr/shitpost summed this post up nicely ",
"Now imagine if everyone felt the need to share pics of their kids with the world. You really wanna look at thousands of babies on r/pics every day?",
"real talk though john rhys-davies is a super nice guy",
"In 5 years time this hat is nowhere to be found ever again. It is most likely that come next winter this thing is somewhere in a lost & found box or already on the head of another cute baby. In 2 years it will go the way all seasonal baby clothing will go eventually: Not there when you need it, lost in a hidden dimension in space and time where all the other shawls and left gloves and the purple sommer bonnets are going and watch from afar while you try not to cuss in front of your kids while you search the house for a certain item in a hurry.",
"I love this. ",
"Either that or she just farted.\n\nRegardless, she's a happy camper.",
"Seconded. Only last weekend, I showed my 7yo her first pair of shoes. She was quite surprised.",
"You have the cutest baby. That smile <3 ",
"You know how people annoyingly show you pictures of their baby and you have to pretend they’re cute? Well, you don’t have to worry about that. That baby is cute.",
"She's so cute!",
"Does your baby have a hat? If not, no. ",
"*Whoosh*",
"Where do you live that it’s been so cold?? I feel bad for you, it’s 6 degrees Fahrenheit here and I’m miserable. Can’t imagine -30! I’d probably be in more than a sweater, more like a snow suit lol",
"I thought it was a raw chicken on her head at first",
"This is too much cuteness for one picture! ",
"Ehhhh people being overwhelmed by Facebook baby pictures shouldn’t mean that an exceptionally cute baby can’t occasionally make it on reddit. \nThis might be the first straight-up baby picture I’ve seen on the front page in the years I’ve been on reddit. I’m not saying there has never been a baby picture on the front page, but it’s super uncommon, so the knee-jerk reaction of saying that doesn’t belong here is a little weird.\nMaybe don’t frequent Facebook so much if it bothers you, that’s what I do.",
"Would you really want it back? I imagine she was a bit gooey.",
"Have you ever heard of a washing machine?",
"Exactly. When your baby is like 3 months and you look at the 12m stuff in the closet you think, \"That looks so big!\". Then when they're 12m you look at the 3-6m stuff and think, \"I don't remember her being *that* small!\"",
"Living in a region that has cold winters, yes my kids have an abundance of hats. And as do other kids I know. ",
"There’s something vaguely Cthulhu-esque about this pink menace of cuteness.",
"Soo... Much... Adorableness!!!!",
"Is this the new facebook?",
"They could have at least asked! she wasn't gooey babies are more wet, it turns gooey when they dry but she was in a receiving blankie.",
"OP could become the king of Reddit if he puts this on r/aww",
"Water dissolving, and water removing",
"I was a NYC paramedic for 40 years, she wasn't the first delivery!",
"Omg the cuteness brought a tear to my eye!",
"OMG",
"omg that tiny cute face is adorable! THAT SMILE IS A KILLER!",
"\"Little girl in pink hat\"\n\nThis isnt r/aww",
"your son is almost definitely a [quokka](https://i.imgur.com/AYEZdZm.jpg)",
"Was hoping someone already pointed this out! Also the straps are too loose, you should not be able to pinch the strap fabric together at any point. There are tons of videos out there that will help! Super cute baby op!",
"Eww its so ugly.",
"I hate this shit... This isnt r/aww...",
"Im glad in this case, that is an absolute adorable baby.",
"As well he should! If I do drop dead and no one finds out for days, I would hope he'd jump on that meaty opportunity.",
"Great Kuato cosplay.",
"16+ years ago my wife and I put a newborn \"emergency spare\" diaper in my glove box when our first son was born. It got buried under take-out menus and other items until I found it two years later and immediately smiled thinking that he used to fit in something that small.\n\nI've moved that diaper through three cars' glove boxes now (it's my good luck charm). Sometimes I'll be having a bad day and I'll go into my glove box and SMILE when I see that diaper.",
"You ought to put that cute pic on r/photoshopbattles\nThen show her the results in 20 years.",
"This!",
"r/pics is deteriorating...",
"It’s okay. OP is also an octopus. ",
"As someone also in -30C temps, it's not even an option to not wear a jacket outside even for the jog from the store to the car... I really don't think people understand just how cold it is. ",
"Calm down Nathaniel Hawthorne ",
"Very cute",
"I've been there too lol. I'm glad you got it before that happened.",
"/r/blep",
"She looks like a cute baby Ursula from the little mermaid\n",
"Jesus fuck that’s a cute baby ",
"She looks like a cute baby Ursula from the little mermaid\n",
"What a little angel",
"My wife and mom actually wrote back and forth, mom got my badge number and sent me a angel pin with my number on it. It went forth and back from there.",
"It was a nice hat, not amazing but nice.",
"She is adorable. Give her a squeeze for me!",
"> I delivered a baby in a subway station one night\n\nHold up, let's rewind and get the whole story here! Please!",
"Cute kid, ugly hat",
"Time to try the genetic lottery again!",
"[Cats ate her face.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y3ENkypXQek)",
"So what is a Reddit post?\n\nEdit: I didn’t mean to offend anyone. I’ve seen plenty of stuff make it to the front page like this, as well as genuinely interesting things. If it makes it to the front page, is it not Reddit appropriate? I didn’t think the rules were exactly strict, and since interesting is subjective, I’m just kinda confused by the flat out rage people are having here. ",
"Now we need to know if the baby's name is Jane.\n\n(Yes, I know it's Jayne in the show)",
"Dose cheeks!",
"Certified Poop Scent Technician.",
"That too. Crank the straps tight, keep the chest piece high. There's no cramming a baby into a winter jacket with the car door open in that weather.",
"Well who doesn’t love that 💕 ",
"/r/childfree is leaking",
"Nobody suspects a thing!",
"hahah didnt mean to make it sound like a high bar, more like \"oh babies arent getting downvoted now.... WELL LOOK AT MINE\"",
"Dang man. That’s a cute baby",
"The sad thing is when pay friend posted a similar pic of a smiling brown baby to this subreddit he got a ton of racist comments.",
"Edmonton, AB. Luckily that was a cold snap like we haven't had in a few years. Today it's actually above freezing, which is weird.",
"A picture of a child wearing a hat.",
"within 24 hours there's going to be a post with another baby frowning while wearing the same hat and say \"Hmmm looks like my baby doesn't enjoy his hat as much\"",
"It looks like she likes you more.\n\nWhat a nerd.",
"I couldn't agree more. ",
"I'm always obsessed with this too. Keep spreading the word! I'd say like 80% of people don't do this properly.",
"I don't normally comment on the cuteness of babies, because it seems like a lot of my friends are having kind of ugly babies, but that is a freaking cute baby.",
"Maybe try wheat instead of barley.",
"What a cute squid bebe.",
"Anyone else think that blanket looks a bit.....trippy?",
"Anyone else think that blanket looks a bit.....trippy?",
"It’s upsetting that it’s warmer in Edmonton than it is here where I am in the southern US lol. ",
"The most beatiful baby in the world! :)",
"She’s adorable ",
"It's at least gotta be less messy than if he used the leftover plastic bags from dry barley instead.",
"OMG I bet stare at this adorable baby for hours and hours every day!",
"It's a fucking baby in a hat. We've literally all been that. Save this stuff for your IRL friends.",
"Damnit, it's things like this that make me want to call my mom. I talk to her 2 to 3 times a day already. .... Imma send her a text to say I love you, just because. ",
"I tell my newborn baby girl she is the most adorable baby in the world every day, now it's gonna be a lie from here on out. Brava!",
"From the picture it definitely looks like the straps are at the edge of the baby's shoulders because the clip is too low. Definitely not where they should be and very unsafe.... Also, she is not wearing a jacket and is obviously a hoodie. Sorry for nit picking for your replying but everything was incorrect with it. ",
"barf",
"I bought a teddy bear for my niece, before she was born. She still has it to this day (12 years later), and we are amazed how small it is now, considering it was 2x the size of her when she was a baby.",
"Did you not get the whole stream-river-flood thing. There is an endless amount of pics just like this one, and here they come, because every parent is like, yeah, that's cute, but you gotta see my kid:\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r279n/my_daughter_got_a_new_coat_i_think_she_likes_it/\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r25qj/a_friend_knitted_my_daughter_a_new_scarf_next/\n\n",
"Most aren't going to get r/ChoosingBeggar references. NEXT!",
"WOOP TE DO!",
"Hahaha. Yes. This. ",
"very cute baby.\nMASHALLAH",
"Her blanket looks like an octopus. ",
"I was a NYC paramedic for 40 something years. I got dispatched to meet MTA police with an active labor patient at a station on the A line. She was trying to go up town to 168th for Presbyterian as that was the home of her OB/GYN and the high risk program she was in. She wasn't going to make her journey so the engineer got on the radio and got me there as the cop was worried because she was high risk. (placenta previa if memory serves) Mom was already on the train floor so we had them stop the train did the deed and got mom stabilized for the ride to the surface and had FDNY carry the stretcher up. (this was before ADA made them fix the elevators) since we took a maternity pack but no extra towels I took my watch cap off and used it like a sock to slip the baby in, the hat was warm and dry. It is embroidered with the old NYC*EMS logo and was green wool. I dropped them off at Presbyterian and forgot all about the hat till later that night when my ears were freezing. Too late.",
"Holy shit she's adorable!!!!!",
"This picture reminds me of the opening of the old full house series ",
"If I had kids with hats I'd reap the karma ",
"It should have been pretty clean, the swaddle they give us in maternity packs is decent but not very warm.",
"Your first delivery in a subway station though, I assume?\n\nThat's a long time to be helping people, well done.",
"Plenty of reasons. They can be downloaded by people and used in advertising, as stock photos, or even pornography in rare cases. Besides that, there is the issue of privacy; would you post pictures of other people's kids to the internet? No? Then why put pictures of your own?\n\nAnother good question to ask is why you'd want to post pictures of your kids to the internet in the first place.",
"Oh dear God, not Plexus... My sister sells that crap and it's the only thing on her feed. If I see one more \"OMG, I'm so stressed, but thanks to my pink drink, I'm ready\" I'm gonna lose it.",
"r/aww",
"This is cheesy, but there was a diaper commercial on tv this morning before I left for work and they were showing all these teeny tiny newborns. I immediately thought of my niece and how small she was just a little over one year ago. Now she's walking, talking, and has her own little personality!!",
"And cry ",
"That's true, but I think the recommendation is no \"outer\" layer of clothing because they don't want people making that judgment call of what is too thick and what isn't. I err on the side of caution.",
"Wow your kid is fucking cute... Good job ;-)",
"Ohhh georgeous baby, I wanna be a Father so bad ..I can't find a descent bitch to fertilize ...fuck my life",
"I'm a simple man, I see babies and I upvote.",
"It is a picture, is it not? So....exactly what this sub is?",
"She looks so cute",
"Everyone already thinks people wanna see pictures of their pets. Both are equally annoying ",
"very cute",
"First glance, thought it was a pink octopus.",
"BABIES DONT BELONG ON MY SAFE SPACE REEEEEEEEEEE\n\n...basically. ",
"The true Dalek form, beneath the metal shell.",
"That clip part right there that buckles the straps needs to be higher up on her chest. Safety first. My wife would be screaming at you right now if she saw this picture. ",
"Flipping burgers or killing people; I've just been happy that Dr. Katz's son, Ben, finally got a job.",
"I still dont get what the problem is, its just a baby. Nothing wrong with that, and its not like the FrontPage is filled with them.",
"She is so adorable!! 😍 ",
"Aww so cute.",
"You sound like good parents who are intentional about your kid’s first years. What makes me almost sadder is when it’s the parents who are on the screens & the kid is trying to get their attention while they’re playing at the park or in the shopping cart. \nI feel like screaming at them “Be present in the moment!” \nIt really does go by in a blink of an eye. ",
"Amazing piece of informative and original content here, thanks for posting about your infant daughter's well-considered opinion on her new hat.",
"That is a doll face! Beautiful white baby. ",
"That blep is so adorable",
"Omg sooooo cute ",
"Dude this is the cutest baby I've seen in my life. Period!",
"Cobra Python Scar Tester",
"> A hat with after-birth on it? I would hope it's not in a box of keepsakes....\n\nWe invented these things called washing machines... /shrug \nMaybe it was unsalvagable... maybe not.",
"> still dont get what the problem is, its just a baby. Nothing wrong with that, and its not like the FrontPage is filled with them.\n\nyet",
"Nah, r/aww is for cute animals, keep those human babies away from my fur babies!",
"Need a break, do you? ",
"loved\n",
"Nope, not my first and wasn't my last, buses and cabs were common too. An elevator delivery was a one shot deal though. Life and death plays out everywhere, parks and beaches and gyms and concert halls. I honestly gave up caring about the where as long as I could do my job safely and get reasonable access to move my people in and out. I cannot think of a place I haven't done some incredibly invasive procedure and I can honestly say NYC people ignore it or help hold up sheets and coats to give privacy, Its the greatest city in the world!",
"I could never get my daughter to wear hats at that age. She always pulled them off.",
"Man here.... Most people show me their children and I go oh look how cute, it's a baby.\n\nYour daughter is truly photogenic and cute.",
"ARGFH! Cold . . . heart. . . melting.. . must punch a puppy to counterbalance cute. . .",
"Memes and shitposts. It seems this asshole got his feelings hurt because a baby made it to the front page. Stupidest thing ive seen anyone complain about.",
"It was probly full of all that ectoplasm and slime anyway.",
"Ecumnomics?",
"My first though was your daughter looked like the baby octopus at the beginning of finding Nemo lol",
"HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA",
"She's beautiful, what a great photo!",
"Got the same hat in white. Daughter hated it because it would slip down over her eyes. Now her head is big enough and she enjoys having a warm noggin. \n\nALSO, how friggin' cute is your baby?!",
"It's here because it's a sub for pictures and enough people liked the picture of a cute baby to upvote it...",
"I have never wanted to smoosh baby cheeks so much as right now.",
"This isn’t the same platform though, I wouldn’t expect the same exact thing to happen here. Facebook doesn’t have a downvote and I think that’s a big factor. There’s nothing anyone can do about the flood of babies on Facebook except unfollow the worst offenders. Those same worst offenders from Facebook would never see the light of day on here, faced with the scrutiny of the anonymous masses. ",
"It's a picture though. ",
"The rumples in the blanket make her look like a human-octopus baby o_o",
"Other people must have liked it. Mystery solved.",
"W h o l e s o m e",
"Don’t push gender stereotypes into her at such a young age. A yellow or light grey hat would be better. ",
"Your daughter is /almost/ as adorable as mine.... but i might be slightly bias. ",
"That is impossibly adorable.",
"I agree. ",
"I don’t want kids but this one is freaking adorable what a beautiful face!",
"She looks like she will like lots of things — what a cute little smile!!!",
"Not really. The fact of the matter is that we *are* on Reddit and seeing as though we are looking at this picture from the front page means it was up voted enough to warrant being there. No matter how many tantrums are thrown in the comments section. \n\nThis is the format of this website and how it curates content. It is more Reddit than Facebook seeing as trough it was up voted into my line of sight rather than being there because I'm friends with the OP. The former makes it Reddit and the latter would make it Facebook.\n\nHope this adequately explains it. ",
"It used to be pictures of interesting things, monumental events etc not just pics of shit that absolutely belongs on facebook. I'd like to think I'm not the only one that thinks this. Don't get me wrong, that baby is fucking adorable and it would definitely get a Like from me on FB, but it gets a downvote here. ",
"Ooooh, yeah.... good point\n\nYou win 10,000 internets for being the best H. Jon Benjamin/Loren Bouchard fan!",
"She couldn't be cuter. What a doll.",
"Why do people hate seeing babies on their front page so much? Everytime there's a pic of a baby, one asshole has to freak out in the comments like looking at a baby is torture or something. Babies are cute, therefore I upvote.",
"That's great and thanks for coming through and sharing. I had a feeling you may be EMS. I'm a paramedic in my city in Canada going on 9 years now. Still haven't got my stork pin yet! Glad to hear it went as smoothly as possible I suppose. How many did you deliver in the field? Edit: Just saw your other responses, disregard :)\n\n40 years in NYC you could probably write a book or two, huh..",
"the wrinkles in the blanket made me think it was like a squid costume's tentacles",
"Cute kid. I have a white one for my little girl. She loves to wear it. ",
"Oh yeah, well I think she loves it. ",
"That's fair, but \"caution\" is going to mean different things at different temperatures. \n\nIn Florida (sorry, I peeked your recent comments), a hoodie can be up for debate. In Edmonton, a hoodie (with more than a tshirt underneath) is borderline minimum required to be warm enough while IN the car, much less dressing several new layers for the short walk into the store entrance. \n\nIt's certainly forgivable if you've never felt a -40C/F windchill. The car's heater can sometimes barely keep up (certainly not without running for 15 or 20 minutes first), the car seat itself is leaching cold from the underneath and back (making you question the rules about things between the kid and the seat), exposed skin can frostbite in a mere ten minutes.\n\nAround here, other parents give you sideways looks, not because you had a light jacket in the car seat, but because you didn't put your kid in a full-body snowsuit for the 1 minute walk through the parking lot, haha.\n\ntl;dr: the cold sucks, man. It really sucks. I'm glad it's that cold only a few weeks a year where I am.",
"I take exception to the caption, no the picture. People have been posting sob stories or using the subreddit like its r/aww ",
"She's a bunny, your daughter is a cutie pie.",
"Apparently he posts to Trump subs. It's easy to pick out Trump supporters because they are unhappy and like to try push their unhappiness on to other people. It's the reason they like Trump, because he makes other people unhappy, not they they like him. Just people with shitty lives trying to bring other people to their level.",
"That is one cute baby.",
"Is that a pussy hat?",
"I’m currently pregnant and certainly feel like one! \n\nIt’s not even the worst thing to be compared to. Yesterday my husband compared me to a whale, and then attempted to explain he meant it in a flattering way, as in “they’re so graceful when they jump out of the water and fall back down”, and it apparently looks a lot like me getting into the pregnancy sleeping cushion for hip pain. \n\nI was not amused or flattered. ",
"Seems pretty clear to me. \n\nEveryone knows that if you have 8 or fewer kids, they get on your head and won't fight each other.",
"Wait, is that you louise?",
"All hail the dark lord CTHULU 🙇🏻♂️🙇♀️",
"This made me laugh out loud on the bus...like a weirdo. Thanks ",
"R/awe",
"My blind fat ass thought your baby was sitting in a bed of raw sausages ",
"Eww baby pictures ",
"R/aww",
"Dude, he likes the white one. Fuck off. ",
"Awww exponential adorable factor. Too cute. ",
"🐙",
"Good way to get your kid to hate you",
"Thats... That's not good. ",
"Because babies are nothing special. Every one was a baby, most people can make a baby, there are too many babies being made and the planet is over populated. ",
"This is Reddit. You want Facebook, two doors down.\n\n",
"What a cutie!! ",
"Get this trash off of Reddit you attention whoring piece of shit",
"Coindoms.",
"I was fine until you brought me back here.",
">calls someone racist, proceeds to tell people to choose hats other than the white colored ones\n\nThe fuck is wrong with you man?",
"Oh, goodness! What a little doll",
"That they are comprised of the majority of the population who are biologically wired to find babies cute?",
"/r/blep",
"Keep this picture.\n\nThere's going to come a time about sixteen years from now when looking at this picture will be the only thing that keeps you from disowning her.",
"Have no idea. Reddit is full of idiots.",
"I just felt like sipping in to say how f'in adorable this is!",
"you sir have one beauty there! congratulations!",
"Awww how cute! My ovaries are hurting now. I want one!",
"38k upvotes? For a generic baby face? Okay then. 🙄\n\nYou do you.",
"Wow. You sound like someone that shouldn't have kids.",
"Am I the only one who though this was intestines",
"Intestines?",
"Babies do something like double in size and triple in weight in their first year. Crazy.",
">All I want is time with my kids\n\n[And here you are on reddit.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7OqwKfgLaeA)",
"Because they're wholesome, and the news is depressing. Bring on the cute babies",
"This is the only cute human baby I've ever seen.",
"Dogs and cat are nothing special. Literally anyone can own one. ",
"This is why it took me so long to get into bobs burger. But now I notice the difference between bobs voice and archers voice. Bob is more \"stuttery\", low speaking, and speaks with very little confidence. Archer is loud, fluid with his words, and of course the embodiment of confidence. Just the style and nature of their voice are so different that I know it's the same voice but know it's two different characters. Now coach McGuirk on the other hand, 100% lazy archer. ",
"It’s funny because it’s honestly the opposite scenario for me.\n\nThat voice is just iconic archer.",
"Very cool.\n\nI'd like to think most people would be considerate about things like that.",
"Because it's the virtual equivalent of a grandma showing you pictures of her grandkids at the grocery checkout line?\n\nWho the fuck cares? It's not /r/aww . It's not even a particularly good picture, just another delusional parent who thinks *their* ugly ball of snot is cuter than everyone else's.",
"So this is what happens when redditors turn into parents. They turn it into Facebook.",
"I wish either of my little daughters liked hats!",
"You don't get it do you? *My* baby is cuter than every other baby. That's why I have to post shitty pictures of it to an irrelevant sub in a desperate bid for karma.",
"Snap! Technology is amazing, as a man I never thought this day would come.\n\nLook out future me, you is gonna be a mama-dad",
"40k upvotes for a baby in a hat. Quality.",
"Maybe if you live in an islamic country.",
"this is /r/pics not /r/aww, the baby is ugly, the picture itself isn't even noteworthy or particularly well taken...take your pick.",
"Your daughter looks like she's in cute little squid costume.",
"It also should be rear facing, yeah?",
"Not a particularly good one nor is it of an interesting subject, sooooo",
"To me she looks like she doesn't give a fuck about the hat and is just happy to be there.",
"r/aww",
"Is this Facebook? ",
"Ridiculous comparison, but funny. Money can not replace children.",
"I have a few memorable moments. I was lucky to work in a time of incredible change, socially and economically and with our international population but it brought a ton of issues with drugs and racism and violence. I got through it and managed to save a few lives in the process.",
"Fuck your kid and fuck you, go beg for attention on Facebook ",
"Many are. A few just regard you as being in the way.",
"Do your u have her in a big kid car seat? ",
"Let's be honest here; she's a baby. She probably smiles like that when she shits her pants.",
"This was before we had the Stay Puff marshmallow man visit.",
"Children can replace money though :)",
"This isn't Facebook. Fuck out of here with this stupid shit. ",
"I’m curious to see what will be the new YouTube or iThing will be when my kids are of that age ",
"terribad potato",
"Pretty sure she just likes you.",
"Almost criminally adorable. ",
"I think she likes you. <3",
"That's subjective though.",
"SAME. I unfollowed so many people cause they kept posting about their damn kids. I just don’t care. This should be like on an “awwbabies” thread or something, not all. ",
"you've gotta to see the baby!",
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"Help! I can't stop smiling at this picture",
"Yeah, that's what r/aww is for",
"Such a cutie.",
"How's that supposed to be? Lower or higher? Our seat has a three point belt, where the two shoulder straps are attached to between the legs. Never seen one like in the pic.",
"I am having a terrible day today.\n\nThank you for the smile, she is gorgeous!",
"is that one of those anti-trump \"pussy\" hats, or whatever? ",
"Ignore this asshat. He’s a known douchelord. ",
"Reminds me of this Family Guy scene. \n\nhttps://m.youtube.com/watch?v=EoqZBqabnow",
"Yes. You can't tell what way the seat is facing from the pic though.",
"Christ, she's so cute. ",
"What's the point of this shitty picture?",
"Look into sleeping bags designed for car seats. The baby is strapped in tight and the bag keeps them warm. The straps go through the bag, so they can be tightened properly.",
"!dreambot",
"Indeed, and what you get is a lifetime of gratitude, hapiness and experiences, and if you've done your shit right, support in both an emotional and economical aspect. Having kids is irreplaceable.",
"Awwww, buttstenderr? You're following me, you must like me! \n\nNow tell everyone here how brave you are for posting to the internet anonymously. ",
"Go back to /r/childfree",
"Ya, but this is an exceptionally adorable baby so they get a pass.",
"There are sleeping bags with holes for the straps. Keeps the baby warm and lets you tighten the straps properly. I live in similar climate.",
"Louise?",
"Got the upvotes.",
"My baby will not be posted anywhere on the internet. She will lose her privacy soon enough, no need to force it. So that's one less possible pic",
"Oh my, the cuteness! 😍",
"Her smile is most lively thing I have seen this year. You're lucky person her parents. ",
"Shes very cute!!!",
"Gold? Really? If Reddit’s standard for gold was any lower it’d be trumps approval rating",
"Thumbnail looks like an octopus. r/misleadingthumbnails",
"You can tell the reddit population is getting older when the front page becomes all diet and baby photos. ",
"\n>Edit: they do love tv at home though. Current obsession Pokemon from the 90s. \n\n\n\nYou are teaching them well. ",
"#**its too late the downvotes are upon us, TAKE COVER!!!**",
"All hail Cutethulu, the cute pink sister of Cthulu! Cutethulu for president! Why settle for the lesser cuteness? ;)",
"Exactly. I just don't give a shit and I wouldn't expect anyone to give a shit about my baby except my close family and friends",
"Such a cutie ",
"Oh, I meant it more like you run out of money especially if you don't properly plan for it.",
"The shape of the hat and color and how the blanket is folded reminded me of a squid ",
"Oh, just realised I'm not on /r/daddit",
"awwww",
"Me too. I didn't want to bombard him with a bunch of comments about it, so I'm glad I'm not the only one. It's literally the difference between life and death/injury:)",
"I've seen them and they're pretty great. I also know the nurses here won't let you take home a baby with anything like that, or at least didn't when we had babies. The rule was \"nothing between the baby and the seat\". Now, after you get home... I see no problem, haha.\n\nLuckily, my youngest is up to front-facing, so it's not a major problem any more.",
"I just had a baby a month ago that finally fits the newborn clothes. It’s hard to imagine not being able to remember this but I know it’s true. ",
"So cute :3",
"Woman don't want a son or daughter. They just want a baby. They want this cute thing they can take care of to be around. But they don't want what comes afterwards. No woman ever said \"lets make a teenager\". They should make a service where you can rent babies. Like an adoption agency should allow empty nest mothers to have a paid trial service with little ones.",
"Ultimate cuck",
"I do........and I'm an adult.",
"This might be an unpopular opinion, but not everyone has a cute baby.\n\nThat being said, this is a cute baby.",
"I can’t be the only one that thinks she looks like an octopus?",
"She looks like a pink baby cthulhu.",
"Damn cute kid. ",
"I had to make sure someone said this before I left this post. I’ll be “that Mom” with you all day. ",
"Is that because they are related to you?",
"Congratulations!",
"She was born in the Warning Generation (there is a warning label on EVERYTHING). (See the big warning beside her)",
"You sure are great at this internet psychiatry stuff. ",
"Was just scrolling through and was fascinated by the folds in the blanket lol",
"I don't know about her, but I think it's adorable!",
"Your baby is cute. Forget the haters, they are miserable.",
"Guaranteed cuter than you and your ENTIRE progeny ",
"Babies noses are the cutest damn things!",
"A Friggin Dorable",
"Absolutely adorable! ",
"WTF? This is a sub about people bragging about not having kids? lol...jesus christ....why does that need a sub?",
"[When you post your kid's photos, this is what we see.](https://i.imgur.com/3IbT1pI.jpg)",
"Holy fuck she's cute. How can you stand it? ",
"Man I wish my kids liked wearing hats. Why don't my kids like wearing hats?",
"are you the sole provider in the family? As a scandinavian that's a really wierd concept.",
"I dunno... barley can be pretty filling. ",
"Cross post to r/eyebleach ?",
"My facebook feed is now almost 100% reddit, so the transformagalation is complete.",
"I admire your honesty.\n\nAlso, wear a condom.",
"No I think she just made a #2.",
"His 3 wives*",
"Oh we can post cute pictures of our kids now?",
"A baby picture I actually smiled at. How about that.",
"Cute kid though",
"It's a picture of a baby.",
"Nice to see pictures of laughing babies cause when I Google \"Children Gaza\" I only see dead bodies of infants. ",
"My daughter has the same hat. They both look adorable in it",
"That smile is contagious as hell 😃",
"#TETSUOOO!!!",
"Now that is a cute little human",
"Sitewide meme. \n\nNEXT!",
"omg this is so cute, her smile just made my day. ",
"Soooooo cute. ",
"I HATE kids. But she is fucking adorable. ",
"Is it just me who sees [this](https://i.imgur.com/Er2Egaj.jpg)?",
"I feel like it's got to be more than that. My son started out at 8 lbs and now two months later he's already nearly doubled to 14.5 lbs...pretty sure he's carrying most of that in his cheeks, too.",
"All I see is an octopus ",
"They feel pressured to have kids so they built a support group. Same reason Atheism has a subreddit.\n\nUnfortunately, groups like this become echo chamber circle jerks pronto unless the community actively pushes back against that tendency.",
"My second looked like a goblinoid mess on day one. She's gotten much cuter though.",
"I didn't have a cell phone until I was 19. Now, I see 6 year olds with them. It's crazy. ",
"I did it the other way around and had the same issue. It went away eventually. ",
"Whoa!!! Be careful with exposing people with those levels of cuteness so abruptly!! Some of us can handle so much cuteness at a time. Please be considerate!!!",
"So cute ",
"What an original reply, you must be so proud...(ad infinitum)",
"God I destroy people that post pics of their kids on here but damnit that is cute af",
"You just don’t know where to look.",
"Amazon?! Please post website ",
"lmao",
"Go back to facebook",
"What surprises me is how willing people are to post pictures of their babies on one of the biggest websites in the world to any creep who can see it, for what? Karma? Attention?\n\nLearn some fucking parenting skills\n\n",
"Simply, adorable!!! ",
"If you want to karma whore your kid, i'm pretty sure there are subs for that specifically.",
"Ever since Logan Paul wore that green hat on that video of the suicide forest, any hat like that just leaves a bad taste in my Mouth. But this, this is cute. Congrats.",
"I agree. /r/pics is strictly for signs, or better yet, a note or letter. There’s absolutely no text on this! How dare they!\n",
"Can we not turn Reddit into Facebook?",
"Do you know how every parent thinks their kid is the cutest? You win. Your kid is the cutest.",
"Makes even less sense, who wouldn't want a new micro Brew",
"My son was accidentally born at home. When we got to the hospital, the nurse tried to throw away the tiny hat the firemen put on him because it had blood on it. I told her to give it to me, took it home and washed it. Now I have a clean, impossibly tiny hat as a keepsake. ",
"that cute blep :D",
"Gross ",
"Can confirm. Preemie born son is now 6’3”. \n\nTime flies. ",
"Probably because lots of people upvoted it, but we can never be sure. ",
"A kid being a kid, 46k upvotes. r/wtf ",
"She looks so comfy and happy. After years of daily adulting, it's hard to believe that I could have ever been that innocent and content.",
"12/10 would pinch those cheeks",
"How can that giant smile even fit on that itsybitsy face! What an adorable speck-human.",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"He makes trendy \"protein beers\"... maybe its better you not ask how",
"fuck, my ovaries :( ",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.\n",
"You sound like you have kids. ",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"You mean like what you're doing right now? Come on. ",
"I mean I think it's cute. Seeing this pic on my frontpage made my day better. How about you just move on if you don't like the post? It's upvoted so clearly people like it, what do you have to gain by coming in the comments and complaining?",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"Why is everyone so protective of the content posted on /r/pics? This got *voted* to the top. Welcome to America. Make your own sub that only allows salty members to post pictures of salt because they're so salty.",
"Thanks mate. I am perfectly okay with reliving my youth.",
"I was going to ask if they're all one part of the three part return of the messiah and if they are cute.",
"gonna have tornadoes tomorrow",
"You people are too petty, the world doesn't have to revolve around your tastes and sensibilities. Grow up.",
"Yeah and Trump got the actual votes to be president, demonstrating that just because people are voting for something doesn't mean it's actually good. ",
"Not yet...but soon hopefully. ",
"Lol I always hated that, the one with the cutest kids would always win rather than the actual funniest video. ",
"Really? It’s a joke. Nobody sees racism in freakin hats man.",
"Seriously it's like....this is just a picture of a baby. Why tf is this on the front page? ",
"I didn’t say that. I said there are great hats of all colors. White ones are fine but he should consider other colors as well. Black hats matter! Does not diminish the value of your white hats.",
"I’m pretty amused :)",
"What is \"not good\" about this pic of a beautiful baby?",
"Wow! to much cuteness.....",
"May have read your reply wrong. The one right above mine. ",
"Human blep.",
"Hear hear",
"Lmao you sound a lot more upset than I am. You're allowed to upvote a stranger's unremarkable baby, and I'm allowed to make fun of it. Get over it.",
"She looks like a lil pink octopus!",
"Thanks.",
"Its ok she's got a zip tie around her ankle she ain't going anywhere",
"Me too, thanks",
"Just so",
"Except with reddit there's probably a good amount of pedos fapping. ",
"I've never been so fraught with baby fever as I am in this moment looking at what might be the cutest baby I have ever seen. Oh. My. Goodness. ",
"No, but I did suggest we name them Huey, Dewey and Lewis just to fuck with people. ",
"Bingo.",
"Not gonna lie, made me lol.",
">posted 8h ago\n\nSo that's 6:45 EST. A lot of parents getting their kid ready for school. Might explain why there are so many fucking parents on this thread and up voting this. \n\nDamn I miss when reddit was a bunch of single nerd virgins in college. ",
"I could actually see this working out. Wait, are the performers considered \"carnies\" too?",
"Awww what a cute little smile! ",
"To be fair, they're not home right now. :-) ",
"c3h8o3",
"Understandable, It is reddit after all. Anything’s possible. But I thought “Check your privilege” was a nice touch. I proudly accept my downvotes.",
"wow so cute, she is smiling this means she like it.",
"Thanks OP, you just made a 26 year-old man squee.",
"That's been the case for as long as I've been on reddit.",
"I have four phone numbers memorized - my own, my parents' home phone, and both my parents' cells. Other than my own, the main purpose of memorizing them was to use the pay phone at the ice skating rink. \n\nI'm 23 now. I might have been one of the last ones to have to do that...",
"I mean.... you can unless you think they are taking such a perfectly framed picture by cutting a hole in their car seat to see through.",
"Cool brain costume!",
"Nope!! Too cute! TOO CUTE!!",
"His wife goes to a different school",
"The clip at the chest should be even with the child's underarms and the straps should be pretty snug.",
"Facebook is leaking again ",
"What that kid is wearing is fine, it's something like a big, thick jacket that will cause problems. So no parkas in car seats, but that hoodie isn't making an appreciable difference in safety. We keep lots of blankets in the car for this reason, as I'm sure you do, too.",
"I have very similar pics and our seat is facing backwards.",
"She is a cutie \nLook at all that potential energy stored up in a little pink bundle ",
"I'm 38 weeks and regularly compare myself to a beached manatee, especially while I'm in bed. A nurse asked me yesterday if I needed any kind of mobility devices like a cane, and I almost said, \"Only to use as a lever so I can turn over at night.\"",
"Yes, exactly. I was just making the point about the picture.",
"Why do you care? You sound more salty than anyone else. ",
"CPSTs UNITE!\nWe need a secret handshake or something. ",
"Wut?",
"Nah, she likes you!",
"He's trying to be cute. Wish he'd stay in td with the other trash.",
"That blanket makes her look like the most adorable baby octopus that’s ever existed. ",
"nailed it u/jerf_mayne",
"This was in the “loading” phase. Adjusted afterwards for sure. ",
"She is perfect. What a doll!",
"Cutest baby I’ve ever seen in my life",
"This was in loading I assure you it was adjusted after :)",
"So what your saying is that all hats matter?",
"She's adorable. <3\n",
">No one wants to see your stupid fucking kids\n\nThis post has nearly 50 thousand net upvotes",
"My daughter is 11 months and has the same hat! Love it! ",
"That is, a cute kid",
"You get an Up Vote because that is CLEARLY a beautiful, happy baby.\nBUT..... you’ll learn soon enough that smile means a load is being dumped. The bigger the smile, the bigger the mess. Just sayin.",
"Your daughter looks just like Matthew Stafford’s twins. At least in this photo",
"That's great. I'm sorry for bringing it up, I just wanted to make sure. :)",
"No problem. Need people who notice now days lol",
"Well they do but what’s important right NOW is that black and brown hats matter. Saying black hats matter doesn’t diminish your love for white hats. I get that you like white hats and someday, if they’re being ignored or underutilized then we can discuss that but I’m making a different point.",
"Not as much as she probably won't like you posting her image all over the internet. ",
"She's the angel who can give u hope eveyrtime u look into her eyes",
"Omg i just love her to death! How flippin adorable",
"Salt begets salt I guess",
"That buckle needs to be about 2-3 inches higher, and she shouldn't have a jacket on in the car seat, it limits its effectiveness. That being said, super cute kid!",
"When my son was born, I held him in my left hand, face up along my forearm. I washed the plug from his hair and watched those little eyes looking up at me.\n\nHe's now 6'2\" with hair longer than he once was!",
"Lmao i feel bad for him because i can definitely see what he meant in a positive way lol. ",
"That is a fuckin cute baby.",
"Can I see a picture of the hat? I wanna see how tiny it is",
"Happened to me before. Someone explained that there are redditors who don’t believe babies should be in this subreddit or something. Probably overly bitter people who don’t like kids. ",
"Gorgeous baby!",
"A picture of a baby? Who cares. ",
"Wait til season 4.",
"awwww what a lil doll :) \n\nAs a 33 year old man ..... i still want to pinch her cheeks and kiss her lil button nose.",
"Stop spreading that baby fever my way!",
"#SATIRE",
"So. Fucking. Adorable! ",
"Shut the fuck up mike",
"Holy crap that’s a cute baby.",
"For sure! I may not be amused by the particular comparison but I’m always amused by how good he is at adorably putting his foot in his mouth while trying to say something positive. 😂\n\nOn the spot it’s a huge “wtf did you just say?!” moment, but later down the line it will likely be a funny memory anyway. ",
"This will never not make me laugh",
"Did you know other countries are present or reddit or nah? ",
"Did you know Reddit is an American company or nah? ",
"Wow man you really countered that like a pro. Ironclad argument buddy",
"It’s in America. It’s like there’s Norwegians in Merica, but they still have to follow American laws. Get it? Thanks for the compliment pal.",
"Countries =/= websites. I really shouldn't have to spell this out but it seems you're slow",
"am i on facebook",
"That’s how they lure you in. Only a cute pic. Not one with them screaming. \n\nPost one with her where she’s not happy. 😃",
"Thanks for the input! Didn’t know that. Seems you’re like, really smart. ",
"Think of what her husband thinks of her vagina ",
"This sub's always been filled with bottom-tier content. ",
"I waited to get home to sit on the throne and reply to you, poo brother.",
"Real mature....",
"At least you've seen the light. Worst part about having friends and family on Facebook is seeing them call their ugly spawn cute, adorable, or perfect when they are not. ",
"I had a shitty afternoon. This made me feel a little better. god damn infectious smile. ",
"This a normal and reasonable reaction to a picture of a baby",
"Sorry, but pink hats are problematic these days. ",
"Well fuck those people in particular then.",
"Oh hello facebook. I thought I deleted you years ago!",
"honestly fucked up you'd post a picture of your baby to reddit",
"I need her to round out my collection. ",
"What a cutie",
"she doesnt even know what a hat is yet",
"r/Bossfight",
"To be fair, I was hideous child who grew into an attractive adult. So there's that",
"> fur babies\n\nUgh",
"My 4 year old daughter is taking tennis lessons at a place my wife used to work at as a tennis instructor. The environment isn’t new to me, but my daughter trying out tennis for the first time was. I work most weekends so I usually can’t go, but for this very first lesson, my weekend off matched up and I went. I’m a big time lover of tech and am frequently on my phone bullshitting. Not once throughout the entire hour long lesson did I mess about on my phone. All the other parents? On their phones, the whole time. I won some major points with my wife because she noticed I didn’t touch my phone. I cashed in those points later on that night. Still, my daughter played terribly that first time and I loved every second of it.",
"Oh shut the fuck up. That thing is adorable.",
" Just wish all them downvotes had a sense of humor too",
"Aww. 10/10 would squeeze dem cheeks. ",
"She is as cute as a button, what a little doll.",
"The kid has to have hit 17yrs for it to be Reddit paedo territory",
"Nice parenting and congrats on the secks! ",
"You'd be surprised, there are plenty of actual pedos on reddit. ",
"She may not even be in the car yet. ",
"That Is one adorable baby! ",
"Valid. But then it also makes the person's statement I was responding too nonsensical.",
"That's the face I make when I got gas.\n\nBy the way, cute kid there.",
"THIS IS EGREGIOUS! ",
"> money is no longer the most valuable thing in life. \n\nIf you have them.*",
"Super cute!!!!🌺",
"Aw, this is so sweet.",
"I miss when my kids were that young... they had dark blue eyes. It was surreal.",
"You can say that again! We keep saying our 11 year old should be a lawyer. He is very good!",
"This is my husband! After three, the smallest being 1 year, I say \"the kitchen is closed!\" 😉",
"yeah, i agree you shouldn't be downvoted. Asking a sincere question is imo the best reaction that could come out of my comment.\nGolfballer17 described it already better than i ever could, but to sum it up, there are creeps on the internet. By posting your kids pics you might make them a target. The picture could also \"just\" be stolen and used for things you don't want your daughter to be associated with. But most important, when your daughter grows up, SHE might not want the world to have access to her babyphotos.\n\nJust imagine someone taking that photo, and making a meme out of it. It might go viral and even make the news. It might be a positive meme but it might be a shitty one. How would you feel when your baby is suddenly the new \"bad luck brian\" or the \"scumbag steve\"-face?\n\nI can totally understand it though(have a 2year old myself) and had to restrain myself already multiple times because you never know who might see the pic or what is doen with/to it",
"Eww gas it ",
"She is absolutely beautiful ",
"Quit lookin in the mirror",
"Crap I accidentally clicked on Facebook, wait...shit....",
"Now we just need a comment about Hitler. ",
"So many downvotes!!",
"You said it better than me because I got downvotes. Lol. ",
"Ok...so why would anyone down vote a comment about an adorable baby girl that made me smile?? I'm confused af. This is definitely a testament to the bandwagon mentality here on reddit. Quite amusing actually! lol smh you guys are hilarious. ",
"Typos don’t exist and everything is a lie ",
"So is every other picture on here. It’s not like people spam pictures of their kids 24/7. It’s a bit worrying how angry a picture of a baby has made some users. ",
"You’re seriously splitting hairs about a sub reddit specifically made to have cute pictures? ",
"?",
"Oh fuck you.",
"It's a super cute picture, and god forbid we have a little context as to why the baby is smiling",
"This is truly the weirdest comment I’ve ever had downvoted. What a bunch of grumps!"
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[
"What is it with this year and all these pictures of Keanu Reeves?",
"Baba Yaga spared your life. ",
"God is finally walking amongst his people",
"You should've ask him if you be a extra in \"John Wick 3\".",
"I hate to disappoint you, but that's not John Wick. That's Neo.",
"Actually, it's Ted Logan. ",
"Actually, it's John Constantine. ",
"That's neo",
"Probably because you didn't kill his dog, take his car or have a fucking pencil.",
"Or the right place and time. Plus he's just a genuine/humble guy that would be happy to take a picture with a fan.",
"It's former FBI agent turned truck driver Johnny Utah.",
"Wild Stallions!",
"the man is cool.",
"So hot right now!",
"Looks like he's going for the running Forrest Gump look.",
"Excellent! ",
"Pics aren't nothing new. Posting them on Reddit en masse is",
"He is! He was super chill about it. \n\nI'm (in case it wasn't obvious) in the UK right now, and I saw him sitting outside a Extra Service Station (seen [here](http://www.extraservices.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/10/Beaconsfield-Front-Entrance.jpg), you can see where he was; the far right) and said to a friend \"Hey, that guy looks like Keanu Reeves,\" and as we got closer, I was like \"Hang on, that *is* Keanu Reeves!\". Definitely made my day.",
"It's Thomas A. Anderson.",
"Just today i added \"Keanu\" to my reddit filterlist and now i still have to see his face again. It's enough already, reddit!! >:O Grrrrr...",
"No, it's the other Johnny. Johnny Mnemonic.",
"[Run Forrest Run](https://i.imgur.com/BABQKDo.jpg)",
"What services are those? Is that Cobham? Between jcn 9 and 10 on the M25?",
"Probably a longshot, but anyone know where to buy that jacket?",
"Hate to break it to all of you, but that's French actor Paul Mounet. ",
"Mr. Anderson",
"Forest gump?",
"I didn't know KR smoked.",
"Beaconsfield is as much as I can tell you. I just went to Nando's with a few mates and I don't really know the area.",
"That's cool. Thanks, i thought it was somewhere else where i was today.",
"Pray for Keanu.\n\n\n*seriously, how many random meetups on the street with this guy before some maniac does something stupid?*"
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I survived taking a picture with John Wick!
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[
"It's black n white until I zoomed in then it's color. WTH?",
"Yeah, that’s a neat trick",
"\"chelles\"",
"One day 😍",
"Show Chell sea shells from Seychelles and she shall sell Seychelles sea shells at the Seychelles sea shore sea shell show.",
"I’d like to go there. Right now actually.",
"Fun Fact: The trees aren't actually green, but are instead are made to look green by glueing on the cash that companies and rich people are holding offshore to avoid taxes.",
"Interesting, thanks",
"I got a phone call from there today, my cell phone was very confused\n"
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[
"So cute. My friend has sheep and goats and they're just the most adorable things ever. ",
"How much cheaper is it?",
"Grandpa Bill has fallen and can't get up. His goats merely mock him after a life of being milked. *'Who's the bitch now?'*, they taunt. ",
"Maybe he should have tied his house a little tighter. ",
"Used to live in India and my neighbors had a pet goat...he definitely was my nanny for part of the day haha.",
"Bought 5 acres, $5 grand each all lakeside, his house he build it himself it cost him $55 thousand ",
"If with labor, how much?",
"deleted",
"The word is \"losing.\"",
"Where in Guatemala did he move to?",
"Peter",
"I don't know what those are, but if he wants to be truly happy he should get a dog. Seriously though, best wishes to him.",
"*losing",
"Why did he choose Guatemala? ",
"He fell in love with the beauty of the place when he went with a church group to help poor people, he heard many negatives but I feel he is finally happy",
"Griffin?",
"How did he lose his house?",
"To foreclosure, after his accident he couldn’t work 5 days a week plus worked slow down and just couldn’t make the $1500 a month payments on his house, rather than waste his saving he move out of the country ",
"Are there crocodiles? ",
"Petén I assume?",
"Yes, they eat his chicken sometimes ",
"Hahah yes my mistake ",
"Yes",
"Beautiful country and a beautiful area in particular. Flores is an awesome little area if he's around there. ",
"Yes is amazing, he lives about one hour west of Flores ",
"Wtf? Haha who would ever want to live like this",
"Someone who wants to live like this",
"So homeless?",
"Always love a happy outcome !",
"Wheres here? ",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lake_Atitl%C3%A1n\n\ni WOULD ASSUME HERE. So many expats",
"LOSING why is this so fucking hard for people these days",
"Free",
"When the good lord closes a door he opens a window ...",
"In other words...",
"Looks like a shithole to me",
"Comment history says Alabama. ",
"I assume he has a house. If you can't understand that different people have differing wants and needs, that is your own personal deficit, not theirs. ",
"I mean how about a picture of the House not just some guy laying in a field with animals around him",
"So by the apple tree?",
"Jesus that is cheap! ",
"well yeah, would YOU want to live in Alabama? ",
"how is owning a house on 5 acres homeless? you fucking numbskull. ",
"i hear stories about expats or expat communities in other countries. sometimes, the expat community is so big that expats don't necessarily need to be fluent in the local language in order to make do. did your dad learn spanish, or already knew it before moving?",
"Hell no.",
"What your dad says when your mom talk about how you won’t move out her basement even though your 30",
"He already knew it so, he invites many people from the U.S to visit him, I wish I could visit more often, I was there 2 years ago, but he is coming to visit me this summer",
"You should sale your advice ",
"deleted",
"Oh I missed all that info in this picture you stupid ball licker",
"If I had goats I would be happy too.",
"Did he sell the house or just lost all the payments? :(",
"Lost it the bank took it, he had just invested 40k for remodeling and fencing 2 acres then he couldn’t make payments and the bank took it back",
"Crockity mccrocks? Or alligators?",
"I’m sorry you have trouble reading. Perhaps you should try behaving like an adult and not a toxic child. ",
"Crocodiles. Alligators don't go that far south, https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/American_alligator#/media/File:Rangemapx.gif\n\nCrocodiles found in Guatemala include the American crocodile (*Crocodylus acutus*) & Morelet's crocodile (*Crocodylus moreletii*). \n",
"Look, another annoying dog owner. Convinced dogs are the only pet that makes people happy (guess what, they don't).",
"Have some cheese with that whine!",
"Seems pretty happy to me, not everyone needs piles of money and material wealth. But if you feel like judging this guy for that I pity you.",
"Says the person calling people names. Go fuck your self",
"Did he try selling it first though?\n\nI am glad he is happy in a different country!",
"No everything came so fast, his accident he divorce my mom, and many other problems he is 62 he was just devastes and depress he just let it go and left",
"Sounds like a lot of bad personal finance decisions.",
"At least he is happy enough that he doesn't have to post rude comments on Reddit.",
"Haha do you get it? The joke is that he used the wrong word in the title haha",
"or another victim of a system designed to do just this. Did the banks make bad financial decisions, yes. Did they have to move abroad? No.",
"In every crisis, an opportunity.\n",
"Exactly ",
"He didn't he loosed it. ",
"Whats wrong with living in Alabama, dare I may ask?",
"Other than the fact that it was scarily close to having an elected child molester? ",
"> Victim\n\nAh yes, how millenials and snowflakes keep score: how much of a victim they are \n\nThis guy had a $1500/month house payment. At retirement age. Mistake #1. My house payment is half that for a large house. At retirement or near retirement, if your payment is insane, downsize. Don't overspend.\n\nMistake 2: knowing how much you can afford of a house. Of course that car salesmen will tell you that you can afford more. So will the suit salesman, the furniture salesman, and surprise, your realtor. You promote victim mentality, yet this guy didn't have the common sense to say \"Wait...that seems to expensive. Let me think about it.\" Stupid is as stupid does. You have responsibility over your own budget, no one else, to claim otherwise is weak and without personal responsibility.\n\nMistake #3: expensive remodel at retirement. Commonly when retirees houses are for sale, they need major remodels. Because retirees commonly don't blow a bunch of money in a house they may only live in for 0-10 years, before assisted living. \n\nMistake #4: the bank doesn't just \"take\" your house. You have to stop paying for several months or years. There's tons of notices and police evicting you. This is not a surprise, and I call bullshit on this guy for portraying it as such.\n\nMistake 5: your credit isn't ruined in a divorce when you don't make house payments. It's one of the few times you get a break, because divorces are drama, and nobody wants to sort out who didn't pay what.\n\nI call bullshit on the whole story. This guy couldn't make a expensive house payment, could of repaired his credit, yet could afford a $55,000 cash house and move all his stuff 1000s of miles away.\n\nThis isn't a victim. This is someone who made poor choices, then ran away. ",
"riverfront property in a beautiful country? How is that bad at all?\n\n",
"I guess some people like to live without cash. ",
"I am sure he has money. How else would he purchase a place to stay there? why are you assuming he has no money? I don't think guatemala would let people just live there for free. \n\n",
"A few grand would get you property there",
"Are you sure he didn’t fall and someone is sending this to you as a call for help?",
"Well good for you, you were lucky. He wasn't lucky, thanks for the lecture mr big pants. Enjoy pissing on people from a great height you obviously enjoy it. Enjoy being a judgmental asshole on the internet its a great way to help your fellow man. ",
"He's in his pasture. Houses can be connected to farmland. Besides, the whole point of the photo is to show how happy he is, not to see a guy leaning against a house to prove he's not homeless. ",
">Well good for you, you were lucky. \n\nIf by \"lucky\", you mean I didn't buy a house I couldn't afford, then stupidly spent tons of money on remodelling it, then irresponsibly stopped paying my mortgage and it got repossessed\n\nYes, \"lucky\"",
"Well, now that a rapist is NOT in office there anymore, there are even fewer things special about it anymore.",
"You obviously have made some very well thought out decisions, and based on the fact that you called me a millennial and a snowflake, I can only assume you were lucky, if you can't see that you are blind or ignorant. I'm not btw. Also, the banks got bailed out for doing the same thing as that guy, but they did much worse. MUCH worse. And we'll all be paying for their greed for years to come. ",
"its good boats",
"Republicans..mainly... that and nazis....but I repeat myself.",
"So he lives in Florida?",
"Hahaha could be",
"idk man maybe its the shit fucking weather, the shit fucking societal beliefs, absolutely ridiculous immigration policies, fucking dogshit education, heavy religion-state relationship, one of the most obese states, or something like that\n\ni live in the middle of the god damn desert, but at least i have hookers and weed. alabama is dog shit, just like mississipi. \n\nwow i really hate alabama. ",
"It’s sort of true but this was my dads second home, he already own a house that was paid for, my mom got it though",
"What do you have? He has a hacienda style home, 5 acres with cattle a nice boat a few pick up trucks and a motorcycle all paid for",
"Good for him op, looks like he's enjoying life and that's all that matters! Post more when he sends them, I find this interesting. ",
"Nice one op high five ",
"Each time someone uses loose instead of lose, a baby angel is expelled from heaven and sent straight to Hades.",
"Yes, thank you. I do get it.",
"My father had a pet goat. It humiliated and defiled and raped my younger brother.",
"Op admits in comments this guy owned TWO houses.\n\nCry me a river, I lost one of my two houses and have a shitload of money and made some bad decisions, wah.\n\nLet me guess, you're a snowflake without a job, millennial, and you love socialism?",
"What's he say about how dangerous Guate is?"
] | 97 |
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After a bad car accident and loosing his house my dad left the US for Guatemala, he sends me pictures of his new happy life.
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/r/pics/comments/7r0gg0/new_favorite_accessory_face_blurred_for_privacy/
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[
"GOD BLESS AMERICA! ",
"I got a Bag like this 5 Years ago\n\nI fcking love it",
"Talking about stupid …",
"I don't get it. Is the purpose to draw attention to yourself, point out the possibility of those items being in there, or to just induce a search by any roving law enforcement? It reminds me of the handgun shaped cell phone case, or the stomach tattoo of a handgun shape.",
"Its very obvious its a joke; a joke that shouldn't be taken seriously as there's absolutely no reason to believe there's any of those things due to how ridiculous it is.",
"Let go of my strap ",
"You dropped this. “u”",
"Yeah haha, like I carry this bag around, it’s obviously a joke haha. There’s no way I’d do something so dumb as carry all the things listed in a bag like this haha. It’s so funny that I completely above suspicion. Haha",
"That's one way to get arrested in the US. ",
"Well, she looks Muslim, so to me it screams \"You're gunna 'randomly' put me through extra security screening anyway, might as well make the most of it\". ",
"On purpose"
] | 11 |
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New favorite accessory (face blurred for privacy)
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/r/pics/comments/7r0gkf/caught_one/
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[
"R/aviation",
"What'd you do with it?",
"Lilliputians ftw!",
"Use it as bait to catch bigger ones.",
"no you didn't.\n\nits photoshopped. you can't get an in focus hand, a blurry foreground, and a focused plane in the background.\n\nthats not how any of this works",
"[phony](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jaWe_Ws3ZbA)",
"#photoshopped",
"Pretty sure Frenzy3 is a Shill.",
"perfect click! nice"
] | 9 |
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Caught one
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/r/pics/comments/7r0h1n/yup_that_pretty_much_sums_it_up/
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[
"Screenshots aren’t allowed. This post will be removed.",
"FYI, I thought the same thing when browsing the front page this morning. ",
"Eh, it's 20 minutes in with 5 upvotes. This ain't hitting the mods radar.",
"/u/thedcaff, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/thedcaff&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r0h1n/yup_that_pretty_much_sums_it_up/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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Yup. That pretty much sums it up.
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/r/pics/comments/7r0i8i/fist_known_selfie/
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[
"At least he's not doing a 'Farve'.",
"Send nudes.",
"Sorry it was cold "
] | 3 |
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Fist known selfie
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/r/pics/comments/7r0jfz/this_image_is_slightly_terrifying/
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[
"Ya, Zuckerberg has a really creepy smile on this one you are right",
"How the matrix started",
"Do my bidding minions... bwhahahaha!",
"Zuckerberg has some pretty nice man boobs",
"Zuckberg looks like he is in a constant state of embarrassment ",
"I don't want to live on this planet anymore",
"What a time to be alive..",
"Get Out Part 2",
"Our ruler walks among us",
"He's happy, they're happy...we're all happy! Right?",
"I think the scariest part is that you can't tell 100% what Mark's sex is but you know for a fact he hasn't had a transition.",
"He is never to be trusted.",
"Horrifying, he doesn't even need a VR headset. He's plugged in wireless\n. ",
"He's not that hideous ",
"Wall.e",
"You cannot beat his stoyle",
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on February 14, 2014 and woke up nine days ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/pdmcmahon's submission and title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/46y8vm/this_image_is_slightly_terrifying/).\n\nIts [first comment since waking up](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7oy0jr/best_and_worst_feeling_all_at_once/dsd2jqf/) (in the first-person no less) is a copy/paste of /u/IGotNoHoes's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/688vc2/best_and_worst_feeling_all_at_once/dgwrf5l/).\n\nIts submission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7oy6cd/ma_this_dance_not_even_new/) is a copy/paste of /u/WrstlngFan's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/47n40v/ma_this_dance_not_even_new/).\n\nIts submission/title [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7oyb21/pika_pika_pika/) is a copy/paste of /u/xFSUxBatman's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/2a1rpv/pika_pika_pika/).\n\nIts comment [after that](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/7oxzaa/i_think_he_missed_the_train/dsd3qp0/) is a copy/paste of /u/D_Will02's comment [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/gaming/comments/6cxfav/i_think_he_missed_the_train/dhyc00o/).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"My favorite part of this picture has got to be the big guy who has the BIGGEST frown on his face like that VR is a terrible time."
] | 18 |
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This image is slightly terrifying
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/r/pics/comments/7r0mmt/happy_96th_birthday_betty_white/
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[
"My favorite color ",
"St. Olaf is proud, I'm sure",
"Thank God 2016 didn't take her from us.",
"A true American icon of entertainment.",
"Four More Years!\n\nFour More Years!\n\nFour More Years!",
"I saw her trending on Twitter and immediately thought she passed. HBD, Betty!",
"Dang she looks good for 96",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/azLGvoN.jpg) is a higher resolution and less cropped version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/license/141226516) is the source, which provides the following context and attribution:\n\n> BETTY WHITE -- Pictured: Actress Betty White in 1954 \n\n> Photo by: Elmer Holloway/NBC/NBCU Photo Bank\n\nMore pictures from this shoot can be found [here](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/elmer-holloway-betty-white-1954?phrase=%22Elmer%20Holloway%22%20%22Betty%20White%22%201954&sort=best#license).",
"I bet she has seen some shit!\n\nP.S. What a woman!",
"Longest television career of a female entertainer. \n\nBetty Fuckin' White, a national treasure. Happy Birthday! [Here she is in 1957](http://i.imgur.com/TWaHx3b.jpg).",
"Here are some of the most awesome quotes of Betty White. \n \n“People have told me 'Betty, Facebook is a great way to keep in touch with old friends...'\n \n.. At my age, if I wanted to keep in touch with old friends, I'd need a Ouija board”\n \n-------\n \n\"when asked whether she would remarry, she replied by saying \"Once you've had the best, who needs the rest?\"\n \n-----\n \n\"Why do people say “grow some balls”? Balls are weak and sensitive! If you really wanna get tough, grow a vagina! Those things take a pounding!\"\n \n-----\n \nShe is amazing and definetly not the one to hold back. \n\n",
"[Here](http://wizbangpop.com/2014/10/20/betty-white-vintage-nude-photos-emerge/) you go you filthy animals. (NSFW)",
"Or 2017.",
"/u/BaronHarkonnen81, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/BaronHarkonnen81&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r0mmt/happy_96th_birthday_betty_white/?context=10\\))"
] | 14 |
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Happy 96th birthday Betty White!
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/r/pics/comments/7r0ox3/cashed_out_my_bitcoin_i_have_an_order_in_place/
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[
"Don't wait, you might not even be able to get that soon...",
"What??? You didn’t HODL???\n\nFuckin new money.",
"I don't think a lot of people buying into crypticocurrency realize how fucked they are, it was never meant to be used as am investment and what is out there is not regulated. I'm sure natural market forces will cause that shit to take a nose dive some day soon."
] | 3 |
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Cashed out my bitcoin... I have an order in place for my new car
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/r/pics/comments/7r0pne/i_have_an_awesome_roommate_except_one_thing_i/
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[
"Is your roommate a poltergeist?",
"So close them.",
"Screw them shut and hide the screwdriver. Problem solved. ",
"Post it notes that say SHUT ME",
"My fiancé does this too, it drives me nuts. He leaves drawers and doors open all the time. Even the refrigerator and freezer door. I’ve woken up to a melted freezer and had to throw out all of the food more times than I’d like to admit. ",
"OMG!!!!! Open cabinets what a Monster run for your life...",
"take off the cabinet doors.\nseriously. just try it.",
"Attach springs to them so that they auto-close.",
"You know it may not be tour roommate. If your kitchen has sunk a bit on foundation..",
"Let the passive aggressive wars begin!",
"With a little smiley face!",
"That’s not the point, I had a roommate that also did this to the point where every cabinet was open in the kitchen, so I just took em all off at the hinges and put them in his bed while he was at work one day. \n\n",
"Not sure how you could screw something shut with just a screwdriver 🤷🏿♀️",
"I'm gonna wager you don't work with your hands. ",
"Actually I do, you would need a drill to either tap the hole with a bit to then drive the screw into the wood or, use the drill to directly put the screw into place without tapping the hole, also you could use a countersink to make sure the screw sits flush to the surface. \n\nYou’d have a hard time just using a screw driver, “LumbermanDan”",
"Really? What's your trade and how long have you been at it?",
"What does that matter? My father raised me right and taught me the importance of woodworking, mechanical, and technical skills at a young age. \n\nYou don’t have to have a degree in engineering just to do proper household maintenance. But if it wets your panties I’m in the electrical industry year three. ",
"The point you're missing is that one certainly can use a manual screwdriver to drive a screw home. It may not be \"proper\", but the guy is screwing with his roommate, not building a bookcase. "
] | 18 |
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I have an awesome roommate. Except one thing... I come home daily to this.
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/r/pics/comments/7r0wls/beetles/
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[
"Here, There and Everywhere.",
"Squeeze them to make some beetlejuice.",
"I thought I was looking at an overhead shot of a Beatles concert at first. Then I zoomed in and thought \"oh I get it, they made the crowd out of actual beetles, cool.\"",
"\"God has an inordinate fondness for beetles.\" -J.B.S. Haldane ",
"I was expecting George, John, Paul, and Ringo or something.",
"That's actually how a certain food colouring is produced:\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cochineal#Dye",
"So there are 1000 species of parasitic beetle?"
] | 7 |
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Beetles
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/r/pics/comments/7r0xik/something_i_drew_for_an_art_class_so_i_thought_id/
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[
"What's in the box???!?!!",
"How old you are really helps decide if this is well done or not. ",
"I just drew the box lol nothing meant to be in it"
] | 3 |
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Something i drew for an art class, so i thought I'd come and share it here. Let me know what you think!
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/r/pics/comments/7r0y0q/even_supergirl_needs_a_coffee_break_candid_off/
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[
"She looks like such a wholesome cutie.",
"What art thou talking about",
"In her nude leaks she isn't wearing clothes\n\nThey'd be much better if she were getting railed in the skirt",
"Mind if I ask who this is? Purely for scientific reasons.",
"What nude leaks?",
"This just makes me sad cause she looks exactly like my ex. You really do lose perspective on what you have before you’ve lost it.\n\nWhy did I never get her into a Supergirl outfit. ",
"Have you ever wanted to be a bagel before?",
"Melissa Benoist",
"Bless you",
"I think it's a donut, but yes to either! ",
"She is.",
"This post is essentially your kryptonite ",
"Cute and all just prefer Caity Lotz.\n",
"Fair enough. I really think she is cool. https://imgur.com/gallery/K7649",
"Wait, why is this being downvoted ?",
"She also takes dick in her mouth like a fucking pro.",
"Source?",
"I do not know. Seems a bit harsh. I feel for the guy",
"I have no clue? Maybe the jokey Supergirl comment on the end.\n\nThat or Reddit just fucking hates me.",
"Think of all the karma you missed out on ='[",
"She doesn't seem like anyone who could ever be portrayed as an evil character. ",
"Yeah dunno, the crowds are fickle. I feel bad, that does suck it tends to not fade very quickly. For me it's sushi, my first real 'in love then heartbreak' in life, and I'm reminded every time someone suggests we get some.\n",
"Tell that to Nazi Supergirl",
"*Overgirl. ",
"It's cause there's something weird about sting stuff like \"this photo of this girl looks like my ex. I miss her. Etc etc.\" it's sad but also kind of pathetic and it won't get any empathy. Especially on Reddit. ",
"Probably came across a lot more seriously than I meant it. It was deliberately a physical resemblance thing and not anything sentimental.\n\nReddit got me overthinking life.",
"Downvoted because true, or just because you don't want it to be true? "
] | 29 |
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Even Supergirl needs a coffee break. Candid off duty proof!
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/r/pics/comments/7r0yb7/eleven_stranger_things_cosplay/
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[
"Pretty damn good.",
"Nailed it",
"Great job. The resemblance is uncanny. ",
"Oh wow. Are we sure this is even a cosplay? Is that not just Millie on a normal day of shooting?",
"This is so good I'm starting to feel perverted for being turned on",
"That's very good. Even mastered the blank, vacant expression of somebody who could definitely fuck your shit up ",
"I'm not entirely sure that's not her",
"Definitely have the facial expression down",
"Damn!! I thought it was her. Gfj",
"Wait, this isn't 11?",
"Are you her stunt double by any chance?",
"It's /u/ShiNo_Usagi",
"Not me, it's /u/ShiNo_Usagi",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/weDz5Lg.jpg) is a less cropped version of this image. The source appears to be Shino Usagi Cosplay on Facebook (aka /u/ShiNo_Usagi). \n\n[Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/StrangerThings/comments/7n1kvl/eleven_cosplay_by_shino_usagi_cosplay/drzwp02/) they state:\n\n> I do usually wear my bald cap with added hair for this costume, which does have the correct hair-line, but it's a huge pain to put it on myself and gets hot quickly, so when I wore my costume on Halloween, for this photo, I just threw on a wig (less accurate but more comfy), I opted for no blood as I was working that day and didn't want to be getting it everywhere or freaking out the kids we were working with.\n\nAs [for the dress](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplay/comments/7n1ip2/self_eleven_from_stranger_things/drywfwo/), they:\n\n> got this one from Spirit Halloween. Only issue with it is that it runs small and the dress is a bit short (planning to alter it soon to fit better).",
"Incredible.",
"No I'm pretty sure that's Millie Bobby Brown",
"There are cosplays and then there are COSPLAYS. This is the latter. Well done, you, whomever you are.",
"10.99999 for sure. ",
"Doesn’t count as cosplay if you’re actually Eleven. ",
"Step 1. Look exactly like Millie Bobby Brown",
"I read this as you being British and I just never noticed that eleven has one nostril. Then I saw your pic... Lol",
"Spot on",
"This is cosplay? I thought that was the actual actress, haha. ",
"Whatever Millie, you're not fooling me!!!",
"No, it's Becky",
"Is this Carl Gallagher from Shameless?",
"Fucking Becky.",
"No, this is Patrick ",
"/r/cosplay . Why post in pics if there's a sub specifically for this stuff?",
"I didn’t know you were Kylo Ren!",
"Nice hair hat",
"Dang! That's about the most perfect cosplay I've ever seen.",
"That's the wrong nostril though\n\nEDIT: Upon googling I found one shot of it in her right nostril, the rest are all the left",
"That’s not her?",
"Impressive! ",
"Don’t you mean bitchen’?",
"The resemblance is uncanny ",
"This is cosplay???? Wow.",
"I honestly thought that it was El at first glance, so you nailed it.",
"\"cosplay\"",
"That's just another picture of this same image?\n\nWithout seeing you normally it's impossible to tell, IMO. ",
"Wow that’s good",
"Should I introduced you to Mike? He's a cool guy.",
"Apparently not. ",
"She used to let me smash.",
"Thank the gods for Becky...AND ‘ER TITS!",
"This one is good to go",
"very stranger definitely ",
"Apparently, I’m face blind.",
"Holy Crap! Thats pretty good.",
"It's not goddamn cosplay if it's the real person. ;-)",
"So that's what 24 year old eleven would look like. I can see it.",
"Wow that is spot on! ",
"XD I think I laughed a little too hard at this comment!",
"I wish I was her stunt double, though I'm a bit tall compared to her.",
"Oh hey! It's me :D\nThanks for sharing /u/elee0288",
"It's you! You are welcome. Great cosplay.",
"Thank You! I'm trying to get the stuff together for some of her S2 outfits next!"
] | 58 |
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Eleven (Stranger Things) Cosplay
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/r/pics/comments/7r0yds/this_is_what_life_is_like_when_you_volunteer_at/
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[
"Pig pillow, goat comforter, dog pal.\n\nBut what is under the fleece, is it an ox?",
"I miss this so much. There are literally none near me I can get to now.",
"Whee... Animal farm. Becareful of the pigs. ",
"I'm not sure which part of this is the cutest but I'm gonna have to go with the goat",
"when's the Disney movie coming out?",
"I'm in, where do I sign up?",
"Dr. Dolittle af.",
"I feel like there is a lot more poop involved than this photo suggests",
"That dog smiles like Arnie did in T2.",
"lay down with dogs... wake up with fleas",
"Yeah, that plus cleaning up a lot of poop.",
"They obviously love her. Nice.",
"I like the murder dog",
"I need to get a piglow. ",
"Not shown: The abused pitbull which will bite the fuck out of you for no good reason.",
"That dog has do not disturb written all over his face.",
"The dogs face is priceless! ",
"Can I be the pig tho? Or the goat?",
"sooooo much poop",
"That’s just Jangers.",
"Work in the Vet in-patient section of an RSPCA or shelter just after Christmas or anytime really. It's sadly a lot harder work and most of the animals are scared. The moments like this are a little further apart.\n\nGood on you for doing it though. I only lasted about 2 years.",
"Look at that big snuffler!",
"I want someone to look at me like that goat looks at the girl. ",
"But do you swim with allegators?",
"The dog is waiting for you to go to sleep",
"This is adorable "
] | 26 |
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This is what life is like when you volunteer at an animal sanctuary
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/r/pics/comments/7r12ge/an_illusion_caused_two_suns_to_rise_this_morning/
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[
"blood has been spilled this night!",
"That’s called a sundog or a parahelion. \nThey’re often paired with one on either side of the sun. \nIt caused by ice crystals high in the sky. ",
"/r/atoptics",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kyqxWU1QkrE"
] | 4 |
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An Illusion Caused Two Suns To Rise This Morning. Wish I Had A Better Camera Other Than My Phone To Capture this.
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/r/pics/comments/7r12ui/tried_to_give_a_dog_a_hug/
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[
"Ouch. I can feel the pain",
"OMG",
"Rule #2.\n\nAlso holy shit, I hope you end up OK.",
"That really sucks 😢☹️☹️",
"Yikes. Horrible! Good luck to you.",
"Dummy. Dogs don't like hugs. Dogs don't like to be trapped which is how they interpret hugs. 10/10 should not do again ",
"dogsbite.org",
"Must be hungry dog. ",
"NSFW that. Also I hope you’re ok!",
"I think you require a band-aid for your cut.",
"Tell that to my neighbor who pushes her dog around the neighborhood in a stroller despite the fact the dog yaps the entire time it's being wheeled around.",
"“This is not going to go the way you think.”",
"That looks incredibly painful. Hope you have a swift recovery. Least he didnt get your nose",
"holy shit... I dont want to be so quick to judge but did you know this dog? Did you not let it sniff you out first? Never get that close to a dog that you dont have experience with. Pretty sure you will never forget this lesson. You will have major scars that you will look at every day so I doubt you will forget this. Damn",
"This is your big break! You would be an excellent choice to be “character bit by zombie while making out.”",
"Ouch. I'm sorry you had to learn about dog behavior this way :(. Keep us posted with recovery pics, if you'd please. I wish you a speedy, full recovery.",
"Oh fuck. That must have been painful I’m wishing you a speedy recovery 💕",
"wow /u/papasquats8172 how about you read rule 2. Probably not even your pic.",
"Totally doesn't need a tag",
"Kill the dog ASAP. ",
"The dog probably got insulted when you gave him lip.",
"I'm with the dog",
"What breed of dog OP?",
"Perfect example of why you don't approach dogs you don't know. Always consult the dog's owner and ask if it's okay first as dogs can get put down over stuff like this.",
"\"My babies are small and harmless; they don't need to be trained.\"\n\n...",
"NSFL",
"Im glad you're alright...what are the doctors telling you they will do?",
"OP what's the story behind this? Did you not know the dog? Take care and feel better soon.\n\nCan someone tell me what could happen to the dog? Will it be put down, seeing that it attacked a person?",
"Who said they didn't know the dog?",
"Yorkie",
"You’re right about not approaching dogs we don’t know. But, this can happen with familiar dogs too. A friend of mine had this exact thing happen to her with their family dog that she knew well.",
"Take care dear stranger\nN get well soon",
"JFC how about an nsfw or nsfl tag. Fuck!",
"My SO doesn’t get why I freak out when my kids go near stranger dogs. This is why. ",
"the injury speaks to it quite a bit.",
"Ow. Also, tag this stuff, please. ",
"/u/papasquats8172, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule II - No gore or other NSFL content.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/papasquats8172&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r12ui/tried_to_give_a_dog_a_hug/?context=10\\))",
"Once I thought mine got my nose but it turned out it was just his thumb underneath his finger",
"One hour after the post and they haven't explained what happened or commented at all. You're probably right, not their pic.",
"It looks you gave him a little lip.",
"Is this why so many people don’t bother to properly raise their children? ",
"Isn't our relationship with dogs odd? This horrible wound (i really hope you have a speedy recovery) would be the \"normal\" expected result of an encounter with any wild carnivorous animal, yet we grew to trust dogs so much we feel safe bringing our most vulnerable bits close to their most dangerous bits...",
"I’m a dog lover. I have 3 big rescue mutts. Big advocate against dog fighting and animal abuse..... pretty sure I would have knee-jerk reaction punched that dog. ",
"Holy hell! Get well soon. \n\nAlso NSFW this please.",
"Oh man, that’s for life...",
"It is 100% the humans fault here. Kill the idiots that love yo hug strange dogs. Dogs hate hugs. "
] | 46 |
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Tried to give a dog a hug
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/r/pics/comments/7r13gs/a_lone_tree_braving_the_cold_this_morning_in_pa/
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[
"It’s not alone",
".... you’re not wrong and for that I apologize ",
"This picture was taken right before Marty McFly took out the others with his time machine. ",
"It’s ok. I forgive you on account of it being a splendid photo. I’d like to live in that house.",
"what part of PA?"
] | 5 |
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A lone tree braving the cold this morning in PA
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/r/pics/comments/7r14gi/for_those_of_you_who_might_not_know/
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[
"There should be a definition of yield on yield signs. ",
"if it has a white border, it's optional.",
"It's sad that this is actually needed",
"But what does it do?!",
"dam right"
] | 5 |
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For those of you who might not know.
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/r/pics/comments/7r171i/not_sure_if_its_because_im_drunk_but_does_my/
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[
"you're just drunk",
"No honey, you're just drunk. Go to bed.",
"Not even close ",
"Your drunk. Go to bed",
"/u/RyanSniffPatrick, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/RyanSniffPatrick&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r171i/not_sure_if_its_because_im_drunk_but_does_my/?context=10\\))"
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Not sure if its because I’m drunk, but does my blanket look like Groot?
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/r/pics/comments/7r1853/this_is_the_stupidest_thing_i_have_ever_red_in_my/
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[
"Not to state the obvious but...\nOh and an 090 number that's £1 per minute minimum and it's the same number for both options. Are people actually that dumb? ",
"This would be a Fox news article if Trump said she was alive.",
"Read*",
"\"Stupidest thing\"...\"red\"",
"You don’t say!",
"\"Exclusive To All Newspapers\" and a fake phone number? You want to reread this?",
"You're not replying to anyone here. Also, maybe proofread at least one thing you type today.",
"smfh",
"basically you blue it with that title",
"Looks like you blue it",
"AlanisMorissette-Ironic.exe",
"I really expected the picture to have something to do with magenta. ",
"Well you blue this one friend",
"Yeah, they blue it.\n",
"*GASP*",
"Yes.\n\nThere are two populations that frequently concern me:\n\n1. folks who are painfully and willfully ignorant\n2. folks who think \"sheep should be sheared - let's make a profit from these fools here!\"",
"\"If you have seen her, call this number. If you haven't seen her, call the same number\"\n\nWot.",
"hahahahahaha",
"Fox News?",
"You must've been greening from ear to ear after making that joke.",
"So whether we've seen her in Morocco or not, we need to call the same number?",
"I really didn't need to ask about the 090. I work for a mobile phone provider and deal with maybe 1 or 2 people a week who've been hit by a monster bill for 090 calls or 3rd party services and worst of all are 118** calls. Not going to name names but using a very well know company in the UK for directory enquiries services often results in bills of £25+ for a 3 minute call. ",
"Just sad. Sometimes, the sharks wear dress shirts and walk around on land...and their feeding frenzies all have user agreements.",
"It shows your age.\n\nAt the time of her death, it was speculated in the tabloid conspiracies ... which at the time were all printed and mostly sold at grocery store checkouts ... made claims that she had been murdered prior and her body placed in the car to hide the means of her murder.\n\n",
"\"cont. p. 94\" givies this away as [Private Eye](http://www.private-eye.co.uk/)"
] | 25 |
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This is the stupidest thing I have ever red in my life.
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/r/pics/comments/7r1bwn/my_dad_rarely_goes_to_museums/
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[
"Asian Danny Devito. ",
"“Dad knock it the fu..”\n\n“Okay hold on let me get my phone!”",
"But when he does",
"But he does go to Vegas.",
"Rude",
"You can tell, because 'nearly touching a painting,' s will get you yelled at by security.",
"Definitely Danny DeVito in a hair piece",
"That angel is about to hurt himself. "
] | 8 |
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My dad rarely goes to museums.
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/r/pics/comments/7r1ffu/heres_a_picture_of_a_duck_laying_an_egg_bet_you/
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[
"I've seen something similar with a NERF football. ",
"Thanks for the new fetish OP.",
"Never seen this. Will never be able to unsee this. ",
"You win the bet. Where do i send the used condoms?",
"You’re right but just because I haven’t, doesn’t mean I need to. ",
"\"Now I know how all them white women felt.\" - Chef from South Park.",
"how do we know you didn't shove an egg inside that duck just for a picture?",
"You realize you’ve doomed many others to adventure and see the same right.",
"It was seriously 15+ years ago when I saw it and it haunts me. ",
"It always will, youve got two choices honestly find something so disturbing it’s all you can think of and can see when you close your eyes or pray that r/eyebleach works for you",
"Option #3 - keep jerking it to foam sporting goods. ",
"Can’t be disturbed by something you find absolutely (ˆڡˆ) titillating",
"THICC",
"I'll just leave this here for you... /r/oviposition",
"r/confusedboners",
"http://i.imgur.com/TKa4aQ0.gif",
"I'm here in class pretending to work on my phone and couldn't strop myself from laughing. \n\nI dunno why but it was really funny to me, browsing through me feed then out of nowhere, BAM, a duck shooting out an egg.",
"Someone photoshop a brazzers logo in the corner",
"Dear God. I don't think even r/eyebleach can save me now. ",
"Oh what the fuck ",
"Just a warning, this is kinda NSFW y'all\n\nAlso, NOOT NOOT MOTHERFUCKER",
"And you would lose that bet because this happens to be my fetish.",
"I was kidding, but now I am fascinated."
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Here's a picture of a duck laying an egg. Bet you haven't seen that before.
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/r/pics/comments/7r1gvs/seiko_skx013_made_in_1970_still_ticking_how_much/
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[
"Will give you $10 pm me",
"Take it bro",
"Ggwp, On my way! ",
"I'll go $20",
"1 dodge",
"Tree fitty ",
"watch is on your way",
"Pm me"
] | 8 |
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Seiko SKX013 made in 1970 still ticking how much does it worth now
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/r/pics/comments/7r1if8/my_school_built_a_boat_this_happened_after_we/
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[
"Good job. ",
"Now you just need a cover or a built in bilge pump. \n\nEdit stuff",
"It is still floating.",
"I'm not sure on the construction quality as I wasn't one of the people who built it, but I'm pretty sure that it filled with water from when it was raining and snowing the last few days. Plus I don't think anyone has been out to empty it recently",
"Yeah, after a second look, I realized that yellow thing was a pump. I would think a cover would solve their problems. ",
"That a/c unit being so close threw me off at first.",
"Shit on it then. ",
"You built a health hazard "
] | 8 |
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My school built a boat. This happened after we left it out in the snow
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/r/pics/comments/7r1k6y/when_you_have_no_legos_and_not_enough_parsecs_to/
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[
"I think parsec is a unit of distance not time ",
"Oh yeah? If you are so smart, then how did Han manage to do the Kessel run in only 12 parsecs? ",
"Oh, not a fan of SW, didn't even know what Kessel run was before googling. Didn't know it was an inside joke. But still, it's a mistake even if it's a mistake made by Lucas ",
"Cool. Here is another [point](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Han_shot_first) you will need to achieve basic literacy in Original Trilogy navel gazing.",
"EVERYONE knows it's a mistake. That's the joke."
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When you have no legos and not enough parsecs to learn how to draw.
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/r/pics/comments/7r1lrs/a_normal_guys_shoes_after_years_of_public_walking/
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[
"Whoah ",
"Seriously, how have they lasted that long? I had a brand new pair of black VANS and after a week on holiday in New York (using the underground a lot too) they had big holes where my big toes rubbed against them.\n\nThat being said I probably just need to accept I have enormous big toes... or that I should just clip my toenails more often.",
"Maybe 3-4 years? I have wide feet as you can probably tell on the old pair of Vans! "
] | 3 |
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A Normal Guys Shoes After Years of Public Walking in the Streets of New York City, New Mexico, and for Many Other Adventures
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/r/pics/comments/7r1myx/nap_time/
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[
"That's some nasty frostbite... ",
"Reindeer are covered in parasites.",
"Holy JPG, Batman!",
"That Reindeer is keeping an eye out."
] | 4 |
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Nap Time!
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/r/pics/comments/7r1nkz/at_83_my_cousin_twice_removed_teaching_english_in/
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[
"Salute. ",
"Props!!",
"He’s probably trying to diddle those kids. "
] | 3 |
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At 83, my cousin (twice removed) teaching English in a local village 40 min outside of Siem Reap. With the exception of some time away due to injury, he has done this every week since he moved to Cambodia 6 years ago.
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/r/pics/comments/7r1puy/the_most_intricate_snowflake_ive_ever_captured/
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[
"It'll never stay the same, it's flakey...",
"On how Snowflakes form: A Snowflake begins to form when an extremely cold water droplet freezes onto a pollen or dust particle in the sky. \nThis creates an ice crystal. \nAs the ice crystal falls to the ground, water vapor freezes onto the primary crystal, building new crystals, and forming the six arms of the snowflake.",
"Ya that's like five cuts"
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The most intricate snowflake I’ve ever captured
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/r/pics/comments/7r1rxa/never_leave_your_dogs_in_a_hot_car_they_might_melt/
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[
"A Neo and a Frenchie!",
"Why the long face?",
"Hehe I laughed so hard at this. \n\nBut seriously, no puppers in hot cars!",
"Good eye at first glance I thought it was a 90's live action goomba and a tire left in a waffle iron. I'm kidding they're a couple of cute doggos.",
"Cute, but both of those breeds have numerous health problems from these aesthetic choices.",
"My take: Yon Frenchie is Always mocking his Neo partner's discomfort. Neo tired of the BS, & thinkin', \"Well, if I'm quick and don't chew much, they'll think he ran off...\"",
"Man, those are some real uggos. Kudos for not being shallow, OP!\n\nEdit: Forgot how sensitive Reddit was. Sorry, ladies.",
"This is what I was hoping to see in the comments. ",
"I have an affinity for perky pups. The one on right is gross looking . I bet he smells as good as he looks.",
"Are the one on the right's eyes supposed to be like that?",
"That little shit on the left thinks it’s reeeeaaaal funny",
"I always get so angry that humans had made those breeding choices.. the poor fucking dog can't even see I bet... just fucked up.",
"Being bred to be wrinkly has fucked him up.. he is basically a terrible genetic mix and he will have tons of problems. ",
"I was wondering, which breed has the least amount of problems? Or rather, which breed has barely been altered throughout the years?",
"Sativa vs. Indica",
"Why doea this remind me of Cheech and Chong?",
"This is sad to me, you can't even see the one on the rights eyes because of all that skin. ",
"First reaction I have whenever I see dogs nowadays, it's not \"Who's a good boy\", it's \"can you breathe?\"....... it's actually really sad....",
"True, but what if they are rescues? Don’t they deserve the best life they can have if they are already alive?",
"That mastiff is REALLY wrinkly jesus I can only imagine the bacterial infections he must get ",
"Ugly mutherfuckers",
"That's weird, it doesn't seem to happen with *real* dogs.\n\nThanks for being part of the problem... Your dogs are not only hideous but have numerous health problems. \n\n\"He can't breathe. He can't see. His face is pushed in. He can barely put food in his mouth. His tongue is too big for mouth. His eye fell out. SO CUTE!!!\"",
"Define \"supposed to\"",
"Sativa vs Indica",
"Who the fuck shit in your Cheerios?",
"The might rise like dough.",
"His visible eye looks red and weeping.",
"Just checking in for the angry comments",
"Yup^",
"Nobody, humans fucked up so many dog breeds just for \"cute\" traits ",
"Frenchie is having way too damn much fun.",
"\"Who the fuck shit it your Cheerios\" is my new favorite phrase",
"How do you know these dogs weren't rescued? It's awfully presumptuous to jump on someone's ass like that without knowing the situation. Grow the fuck up troll",
"That puppers reminds me of a Koffing",
"Honestly, this was my first though, \"This could be a posterchild for 'breeding gone wrong'.\" ",
"> which breed has barely been altered throughout the years?\n\ninsert into google\n\nprofit!",
"Well some hounds (i believe this is a boarhound on the left aka mastiff) have loose skin so that while tracking a scent their skin picks it up on there jowls and necks to better help them follow it. Still not good for the dog but not asthetic",
"They look like a pair of comedy and tragedy masks. ",
"Somehow this dogs snout makes me feel nsfw",
"I came here because I saw this image first on r/trees with that exact comment attached XD",
"The dog on the rights face is what I imagine Kim Kardashian’s vagina looks like.",
"Because that dog just smoked a bong.",
"Those are two of the ugliest dogs I have ever seen. ",
"No! Toss 'em over a cliff like Spartans did.",
"This picture make me sad for them. Deep inside they’re suffering , I just wanna hug them :,(. ",
"Thanks, should we just kill them?",
"Savage.",
"The one on the left looks like Kevin Hart",
"> I bet he smells as good as he looks.\n\nThat wasnt very nice.",
"Indeed. The past few rescue dogs I adopted have been purebred. My current one is a full fledged American Bulldog, with papers and everything. I adopted him when he was 8 years old.\n\nI will never adopt a puppy unless the puppy is in dire need. Old dogs are too great and too easy to take of.",
"My French is healthy and happy as can be plus the hundreds I see at the park meet up. ",
"Or smoke a pound of weed ",
"Inserted into Google and didn't find shit, thanks for wasting my time ",
"Most breeds have heath issues due to traits that were selected for.",
"Nah man just unbreed them.",
"The little one has such a derpp face lol ",
"doctors hate this",
"Little Dog: \"hahaha you see this mother fucker? he turning into a puddle!\" \n\nBig Dog: \"God I hate you\" ",
"Mutts are generally healthier than many purebred dogs.",
"Ohh I’m sorry I didn’t know your small demographic was weightier evidence than large scale statistics and the physics of breathing. My mistake.",
"I bet you’re fun at parties ",
"I don’t know. I’m never invited to any. Ohh wait...",
"But frenchies so damn cute",
"Hahaha",
"Mutts have lower chance of problems simply because of mixed genes. Some genetic disorders are recessive. Recessive genes require both parents to carry it to become active. Thus a mutt has a lower chance to get such a disorder.\n\nhttp://www.instituteofcaninebiology.org/blog/health-of-purebred-vs-mixed-breed-dogs-the-data",
"The dog on the left looks like Big Narstie.",
"Haha 😂",
"That dog breed should be illegal. He looks miserable. HIs eyes are so goopy. ",
"Well of course he can’t see, he has his eyes closed. ",
"What about the perfectly healthy dog which was euthanized instead? There are more dogs than there are loving homes available. \n\nI’m not saying it’s wrong to adopt these dogs and give them the best life they can have. This is just food for thought; is it better to euthanize a perfectly healthy dog or a dog with multiple chronic health problems?",
"We should absolutely stop making more of them.",
"It's ok you're just another internet sheep with all the answers. ",
"What if they are fighting dogs or murdering dogs? Shouldn't we avoid the use of those kinds of dogs?",
"Whales die on the beach because they were disgustingly bred to be obese with internal hind legs.",
"I don't think these dogs belong to OP, the pic's been posted before. I saw it last year and got into a \"discussion\" with someone who reckoned the mastiff having its ears cut off was a good thing because otherwise it would get ear infections. (I'm not buying it.)",
"Damn they are some ugly dogs. ",
"That is most definitely not a mastiff on the left. I think you meant right",
"Mmm yeasty. ",
"I always wonder if the dogs are as angry about their situation as the people are. Somehow I don’t think so",
"Most of dogs that still look like normal dogs do. Aussie, poodle, labs, goldies, those kind of dogs. Very safe identification point is a nose for example. They should have a nose that is not abnormally short. \n\nShort nose is often related to Breathing problems and excess skin often to eye problems. \n\nDon't go for purebred german shepherds though they have anxiety problems and hip problems. \n\nSource: mother is veterinarian. ",
"Left is a French bulldog, right is a Neapolitan Mastiff ",
"Good thing they aren’t your dogs and you don’t have to look at them",
"Cheech and Chong",
"Why would anyone want a dog like that?",
"Not cool",
"It doesn't matter in that instance since both dogs already exist, they are not having a dog made. Fix the problem by spaying and neutering these unhealthy breeds of dogs and stop the breeding and selling of them",
"I just wanna rub his ears and hold his head to my chest and tell him hes a good blind boy and ge drools all over me. ",
"Call it radical change. But in my world view, these type of dogs should be banned or put down. Until they go extinct. But that would never happen. So they should not be banned or put down. ",
"Ditto",
"there aren't any french bulldogs in shelters. they sell for thousands of dollars because everyone wants them, disregarding the health problems",
"Ironically, the people who say \"I bet you're fun at parties\" are the worst at parties.",
"Your Frenchie was neither born nor conceived naturally. That's not healthy.",
"That’s a pretty wrinkly neo. Usually they’re a little less. But the Neo (right) is actually a pretty old breed. The Romans used them. However they may have changed a bit when their popularity and familiarity grew in the mid 1900’s. ",
"Generations of inbreeding.",
"You should check out NorthWest Dog Project in Oregon. Really amazing rescue that have a clan of senior rescues. Seniors ( or just adult dogs ) are awesome pets/friends 💚[NorthWest Dog Rescue](https://northwestdogproject.org/) ",
"r/whoooosh",
"Did you honestly consider the question though? I don’t feel you did. People are downvoting me because I’m bringing up an ugly truth, but I think it’s one people should consider. \n\nIt’s an ugly truth that there are more dogs than loving homes available. Would you adopt an old dog if it means a puppy is put down? Would you adopt a sick dog if a healthy one is put down? What choice results in the most good? As sad and seemingly cruel and insensitive as they are, these considerations do matter. These choices make a difference.\n\nAnd yes, people really need to stop breeding cats and dogs. I don’t care how cute the kittens or puppies are, there’s too many of them already.",
"Says who? I’m fantastic ",
"Store them upside down overnight in the refrigerator",
"http://i.imgur.com/U8i64uy.jpg",
"Not true, if you buy from a reputable breeder. Good breeders spend a lot of time studying the pedigrees of possible parents to find the best matches to avoid genetic health problems. My purebred's pedigree goes back to the 1800's in France. ",
"Those poor, gross dog-things.",
"Not sure how believable this is based on a sentence early on: \" there are many purebred dogs that live long, happy lives, and others that do suffer from an inherited disorder, and of course the same can be said of the mutt of mixed heritage\". Bad breeders produce dogs w/ bad genetics, good breeders avoid it. Mutts are a toss-up as to what you end up with.",
"Awesome!\n\nI don't have a breed preference, aside from liking bigger dogs. But there are plenty of old big dogs who can't find homes. Before my American Bulldog, I adopted a not quite senior Rottweiler. He was nearly 20lbs underweight and had been there so long his fee was like $10. One of the best dogs I've ever had.\n\nBefore him I adopted a senior Tibetan Mastiff (he was probably actually some sort of Chow-Rottweiler mix, but he looked like a Tibetan). And I've never had a dog that was so enthralled with me. I was living with my mom at the time, and, if I spent the night at my GFs house, my mom would text me telling me he wouldn't go to bed and was just starting out the window, waiting for me to come home.\n\nBut probably what started it was my dog Smokes. He was from a local Great Dane Rescue. He was a Great Dane-Mastiff-Rhodesian Ridgeback mix and clocked in at around 230 lbs and had a ridge that was about as wide as your hand, that went down his back. He was a fantastic dog. His previous owners have him very well trained, but gave him up due to pregnancy. I may have said I'd never buy a puppy, but if his bloodline is still out there, I'd be sorely tempted to adopt one. Alas, he was born in Australia, so I'll never know.",
"I think people are down voting you because it's a nonsense question. You are adopting dogs from shelters, your choice of adoption has no impact on what people are breeding. The dogs are there, they exist, they aren't special order to the customer. It doesn't matter if you get a healthy one or an unhealthy one, just spay and neuter your pets and don't buy from breeders.",
"How about we just don't kill things for the sole crime of being inconvenient ",
"The dog on the left made me think of an \"aaaha-ha-ha\" middle age man laugh in a very Marc Maron-like voice. Just thought I'd share that.",
"These are so ugly- I love it. ",
"It’s not a nonsense question. It’s actually a fairly basic concept you would discuss in an intro moral philosophy course. I think people are downvoting me because it makes them uncomfortable and/or they think I’m saying they’re not doing the right thing by adopting a sick/old dog, which I explicitly said is not what I’m saying at all.\n\nMany dogs are abandoned every year and there simply aren’t enough resources available to take care of them all. So the problem is handled by euthanizing dogs. No kill shelters might not euthanize but they have to turn away dogs due to limited resources and those dogs go to kill shelters.\n\nMy personal opinion is that it’s better to save a healthy puppy from a kill shelter than it is to adopt a dog with chronic health problems.",
"It's possible but still less likely for a mutt to be homozygous for a recessive genetic disorder, simply due to different breeds of dogs being genetically less similar. It's the same idea with inbreeding in humans. It's just how genetics works.",
"I don't think they have the capacity to understand how selective breeding has influenced their quality of life. Doesn't make it any less of a shitty thing to purposely do to an animal. ",
"What do you want to do, Oscar? This is kinda your thing. You want a dog?",
"Always that one person ",
"God those are ugly dogs. ",
"Not that much of a moral question. Go to the adoption agency and adopt the dog you want. I see a perfectly healthy dog and an unhealthy one. Which one do I bond with after visiting? Pick that one.\n\nWho walks in to adopt a dog and thinks, \"I won't get that dog because he looks shitty and should die, I'll get this other dog since he should live.\" I go in and see what dog I connect with.",
"You say that like it’s just that easy. But there are not enough resources to take care of all the dogs which are abandoned every year and letting them run wild in the streets is not an option.",
"My mastiff has never gotten a bacterial infection in his wrinkles. He smells like shit so I wipe him down with wet wipes all the time.",
"That's not a dog. That's uncooked pizza dough.",
"We really fucked up wolves. ",
"I mean the mastiffs problems really only stem from being big. Shaq has the same issues",
"Forget what the dog on the right is called, but do they have problems any physical issues due to their facial features much like pugs? Like do they have problems with eye infections, hard of sight, trouble breathing or eating?",
"Looks like Ride Along 3. ",
"Test tube Frenchie? ",
"If the dog is still perfectly happy then I don’t really see a problem\n\nEDIT: Apparently some people aren’t familiar with an If-then statement. What I said was, **IF** the dog is still perfectly happy, **THEN** I don’t really see a problem. Apparently I need to spell out that conversely, if the dog is NOT perfectly happy, then of course there’s a problem with it. ",
"this dog looks like a blob of meat.\n\nwhy breed something like this? wrong side of history.",
"The thing is your choice of getting a less desirable dog doesn't affect the desirable ones. Puppies and designer dogs don't last long on shelters because people want them. ",
"One of the first thing you (should) learn as a responsible mastiff owner (or any dog with alot of wrinkles) if that between folds need to be cleaned frequently to prevent this.",
"That’s fine. I didn’t say you were wrong for doing that. All I’m doing is trying to get people to think about this a bit more beyond “it doesn’t matter because it’s already alive.” It’s not that simple.",
"Those are some ugly ass dogs",
"all frenchie puppies are born with c-section and all frenchie mommas are inseminated artificially",
"Murdering dogs.....what are you like 14",
"Not that you care but the loose skin of a neo is a functional feature of the breed. ",
"Absolutely agreed. ",
"Agreed, selective breeding is a major issue. \n\nHowever breeeds such as this are actively inviting a serious risk into your life. This isn’t possible hip dysplasia, this is a miserable end of life that can lead to insane breathing hazards or a general everyday life of constant, persistent infections due to how the skin hangs on the faces of these dogs. \n\nI have family who have a French bulldog. He’s the most adorable thing on the planet and I love seeing him, but I also am frustrated that he’s so cute, like these dogs, because it drives more people to want them as pets which is a real, complex issue that creates a lot of problems. \n\nI don’t know what the answer is, and I sure like looking at cute doggos, or hearing about them (this is to you, Mr. Chompers) but it’s really sad because there is an objective risk with many of these breeds. ",
"Ps battle this please someone",
"We wouldn't have to if people wouldn't get dogs they either can't or are unwilling to care for. There's only so much a shelter can do when the amount of dogs needing care outnumbers their resources to take care for them. \n\nIt's shitty but it's not like the people doing it take any joy or pride in doing it. ",
"Yes but if it's a pug it's still going to very likely have sinus problems over a mutt as it's basically snoring every time it takes a breath. ",
"Your world view sucks.",
"Labs, Goldens, mixtures of the two, terriers, huskies, pretty much any dog with the wolflike appearance.",
"That sentence doesn't take anything away from the overall findings. There are many people born of incest that live long happy lives and many people that weren't that due from genetic diseases. \n\n\nThat being said you're far more likely to have problems if you're born from incest. ",
"Nahh",
"56% of all dogs which enter animal shelters are euthanized. They’re not just euthanizing old and sick dogs. Go to any shelter and you’ll see how many perfectly healthy dogs are available for adoption.",
"I dunno who told you that, but it's not true. Hell, I know two people with three frechies between them, all three were from shelters.",
"Right Dog: You mean, let me understand this cause, ya know maybe it's me, I'm a little fucked up maybe, but I'm funny how, I mean funny like I'm a clown, I amuse you? I make you laugh, I'm here to fuckin' amuse you? What do you mean funny, funny how? How am I funny? \n\nLeft Dog: Just... you know, how your face looks all melted, what? \n\nRight Dog: No, no, I don't know, you said it. How do I know? You said I'm funny. How the fuck am I funny, what the fuck is so funny about me? Tell me, tell me what's funny!",
"And look how many dogs are still in shelters even with half being euthanized. What should they do with all the other dogs? Send them out into the wild? Stuff then into the same cages and feed every dog less?\n\n\nThat statistic should be used to get people to buy shelter dogs and not bred dogs. Not used against shelters trying to help. ",
"Jeez those dogs are ugly ",
"China LOVES this",
"What made you think I’m saying it’s not necessary? Read my comments again. I brought that statistic up to counter your point that adopting unhealthy dogs is fine because puppies and designer dogs are in high demand.",
"I refuse to believe anyone thinks that the dog on the right looks cute. As far as I'm concerned, that's a deformity.",
"Otherwise you end up with dog smegma",
"Who the fuck purposfully deformed these poor dogs because they thought this looked good.",
"Eck, that dog looks disgusting.",
"Every fucking time there's a bulldog, pitull, Terrier, whatever the fuck.\n",
"The bigger the genepool, the less likely dangerous recessive genes present themselves. It's the same reason it's illegal to marry your sister. It applies to far more than dogs. Whenever you're artificially shrink the gene pool, the likelihood of genetic defects increases.",
"It’s amazing how most breeds have changed in the past hundred or so years... The pug especially is almost unrecognizable ",
"I thought this was a before and after college pic",
"Chump & Grump https://i.imgur.com/3PcuhPP.png",
"Is this Hagrid's car?",
"I would say the one on the left isnt much better\n",
"I'm not saying every person has to adopt a less desirable dog. But most people want the healthy pretty dog. If there's a healthy 2 month old golden doodle and a 10 year old mutt with back problems and you choose the mutt there's still a good chance the other dog gets picked up by someone else. \n\n\nHowever there's absolutely nothing wrong with choosing that golden doodle because you're still getting a dog out of a shelter and opening a spot for another dog. \n\n\nTo clarify though I only commented because I took your comment as you saying not to support shelters that euthanize pets so I apologise for misinterpreting. ",
"Dude...",
"Sure until around 1900 when most breeds stopped being bred for function and we started breeding to exaggerate their aesthetic features. Look up images of dog breeds in the 1800's compared to today. [This](https://iheartdogs.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/08/1950_NeapolitanMastiff_Serraggi.jpg) is what the Neapolitan Mastiff is supposed to look like.\n\n",
"Cat Dog... Thumbs up for effort. ",
"These dogs are both rescue dogs, the one on the right found a home and is getting rehabilitation to help him walk properly as his hind legs were pretty crippled, and the left one had some kind of spinal problem but found a home aswell. I use to see them all the time on the instagram @roadogs",
"Those dogs are in pain and should not be alive",
"Haha I did mean right glad the message got through. that would be one tiny mastiff",
"I thought this was /r/roastme",
"r/lewronggeneration",
"This actually scared me at first ",
"You are an ugly dog ",
"They are rescues, the small one had a bad spine defect and the big one hind legs were pretty crippled but he has found a home and is getting rehabilitation ",
"People care about dogs and are angry at what might as well be considered animal cruelty.\n \nColor me fucking surprised.",
"And bring me the lotto numbers",
"There’s nothing wrong with adopting shelter dogs no matter which you choose. My original comment was in response to “it doesn’t matter because it’s already alive.” I think it does matter because there are lots of healthy dogs getting euthanized. If you jive with that dog with back problems then by all means, adopt it! \n\nBut merely adopting it out of pitty means a perfectly healthy dog might be put down in their place and I think that’s a reality worth considering.",
"Smelling like shit is the first sign of bacterial infection ",
"> Most of dogs that still look like normal dogs do. Aussie, poodle, labs, goldies, those kind of dogs.\n\nNames a bunch of dogs that commonly get hip dysplasia. ",
"wait, what? Are you retarded?\n\nlewronggeneration is about people bitching about stuff young people like and calling them the lost or the wrong generation.\n\nIn no way I was making fun of anything \"new\" that young people do, these breeds are bad for dog's health and probably are performed by older people who do this for a living. \n\nSo once again, are you fucking retarded?",
"It's also the first sign of being a dog",
"Wow thats definitely a beefcake of a dog. Im always fascinated by all the specialty breeds. Dogs are definitely versatile animals, but they definitely have become more about looks even if its the same breed",
"There's a lot of old breeds that changed very recently for cosmetic reasons. Bull terriers had normal shape heads until the last century. ",
"I've had many dogs and none of them smelled like shit ",
"Internet sheep? Dude, there's plenty of evidence out there.",
"Maybe because you're used to smelling like shit?",
"Hahaha, holy shit, what a handsome pair.",
"With a bacterial infection.",
"I got my pug at a rescue at 9 months old! It happens. People buy puppies as a fashion accessory, but then discard them when they become adults.",
":(",
":(",
"Smelling like shit is a relative description ",
"Why do you want people to think about that? What's the utility? \n\nIn the aim of reducing unnecessary suffering, anyone who adopts any dogs (and isn't a hoarder) is already doing far greater than anyone who supports the mass pet industry. ",
"A really interesting point you have raised. Designer dogs and cats will always be adopted because they are popular, and people will spend thousands to help make their breed defects a little more bearable. An otherwise healthy and young mutt from a shelter would only be a fraction of that cost to save and own but more often than not, they are euthanised. More lives could be saved if we dedicated our resources on rescuing mutts and less desirable (but otherwise healthy) animals but no one wants to compare the value of different animal's lives.",
"They look like inbred broken dogs. Cute .",
"my god they look like genetic mutated freaks ",
"The droopy ass dog, whatever it is. Did evolution have something in mind or is this the effects of generations of dog eugenics?",
"Those poor inbred fucks",
"I looked it up before I posted that comment and from what what i saw all those facial folds make them more susceptible to pyoderma, but I could be wrong. This is in addition to their issues with hip displasia and heart problems due to their largeness.",
"Poor dogs, intentionally bred ill and deformed for our amusement!",
"Calm down there, boss. I mis-interpreted your 'wrong side of history' quote.\n \nBtw i am high fuctioning autistic.",
"Aww this is great! I really wish I could take home Dave the potbelly pig. He’d be the coolest dog ever. ",
"If you follow them on any social media platform - they have two amazing recent rescues that will make/break your heart. Cora and Freida -\n\nAnd Yes! Dave rocks ❤️",
"Big dogs have it rough for sure. The skin can cause problems, and they have issues with their eyes. They're not bred for a gentle life at all, the looseness of their skin allows them to fight back against something that has it pinned. They're warriors and still make excellent guard dogs. All I was pointing out is the looseness is there for a reason. \n\nI have a Newfoundland. Big dogs are tough fragile creatures. ",
"But there's millions of dollars in resources available for building tanks the army even says they don't want. \n\nMaybe the problem isn't a lack of resources but instead poor priorities as a society.",
"The problem is too many people breeding unwanted dogs.",
"I’ll check them out, thanks!",
"I've also heard \"who pissed in your corn flakes\"",
"Because it matters.",
"A lot of people don't realize you can get purebreds from rescues. We just adopted an AKC registered and hip certified 3 year old Great Dane and we have a purebred German Shepherd we adopted from a rescue organization 4 years ago as well (though we don't have his papers).",
"If it were possible to extinct these breeds. I would push for immediet change at whatever the cost. But given humanity’s stupid selfish nature. If there were to be put a ban. These dogs would then become black marketed. And probably become more valued outside the country. A put down movement in the mass would only result in the same result but at a more explosive/rapid rate. In a perfect world. Man in a whole would understand and agree to let these dogs no longer suffer. But we don’t live a perfect world. \n\nSo it boils down to just keeping our right to own these breeds of dogs. Therefor not doing anything. \n\nSure maybe one day it’ll become taboo to own these dogs. Inside of a western nation. But the problem will never be solved. Just pushed out of sight. Atleast by doing nothing we have one more right as an american (or your nation). \n\nReading this may sound pessimistic sure. But arrogant i don’t think so.",
"As someone who was really looking for a frenchie from shelters or rescues for a couple of years, I will say it is incredibly rare to actually find them. Your friends are really lucky!",
"I would say it's pretty selfish to demand the extermination of anything because you think they are uncomfortable. That's just my two cents.",
"Yeah. I don't intentionally go after pure breeds. I just have a preference for large dogs, no matter the breed. I'd probably prefer they be mutts, as it would likely be a healthier dog.",
"Yeah that's not how that works. Get a professional opinion on the matter instead of making a confident one up.",
"All breeds have health problems, but working line dogs (for breeds that still have working lines) have less of them. Show line dogs are where you get issues from because they've been bred to look a certain way rather than to do a job and behave properly. German Shepherds are good examples. Show lines have awful sloped backs, hip problems, and temperament issues, but working line shepherds have stayed pretty true to their original ancestors and are generally pretty healthy. Same can be said of other working dogs. Even working line mastiffs aren't this horrible mess of wrinkles. They look like 2 completely different dogs.",
"Well while true this is way less common and most of the time occuring later in life than the problems that pugs and bulldogs have. \n\nBut if you would please feel free to provide some examples yourself. ",
"Mmmm ok, let me rephrase my point. These dogs have breathing problems right? We all would love for it to not be that way. Can’t be solved. Retain the right to own the dog. \n\nEdit: You could breed dogs with better noses. And create a movement where everyone would hate you if you own these dogs. But then some asshat in a different land will have a sign [Original dogs for sale!]",
"you are far too upset about this",
"The only logical explanation ",
"Interesting. Can you actually get working line dogs specifically? I saw someone else mention that they've stopped breeding them like that because it's not necessary anymore. I mean, there are surely dogs being bred in a way that's healthy for them, right?",
"I've never owned a smelly dog ",
"sativa and indica",
"Goodfellas?",
"Why do you people always go to the extreme whenever someone criticizes harmful breeding? ",
"Well shit, who cares if negligent dog breeding leads to birth defects and life long hindrances. As long dogs are happy (which they almost always are) who gives a fuck about their health!",
"What do you mean \"you people?\"",
"Idk why, but I find dogs almost always cute. But yeah that definitely looks like a deformity. ",
"I mean, yeah. If you have two dogs who are equally happy, then why does it matter if it’s a little harder for one to breathe? It’s obviously not bothering them. If it was, then they wouldn’t be equally happy",
"I think you might be right in the Ethics 101 sense if you try to quantify overall dog suffering, but most consider that a pug and a golden retriever have the same right to live, and that the lives of the dogs living now aren't as actionable as the steps we can take for the future because they're already here. So while choosing to adopt a healthy puppy and euthanize a pug might cause net less suffering because the pug suffers inherently, it isn't fair to the pug to value the healthy puppy's life above its own, and the overall moral transaction that takes place in that instance isn't nearly as impactful as spay/neutering and making breeding of dogs with genetic defects illegal. \n\nThen there's the question of where we draw the line with dog eugenics: Do we also euthanize dogs over a certain size because of their shortened lifespans, hairless chihuahuas because they're less prepared for the cold? Purebreeds because they encourage breeding which causes more dog suffering? I mean, why not, right? Oh right - because those dogs already exist and deserve to live.\n\nIt's also worth pointing out that while the dogs are typically not as comfortable in some departments, they still lead happy, loved lives in the hands of loving owners. Saying that dogs should be euthanized because of their breed is taking a hard line where there doesn't need to be one, and obviously it's going to sound like cruelty to people who either have or know people with beloved pets with defects.",
"I could probably be perfectly happy and lead a fulfilling life if I was crippled/disabled in some way, but I'd still be pissed as fuck if I found out someone crippled me on purpose ",
"I mean. A dog could just smell like a normal dog but to someone else they might be like \" ah smells like shit\" ",
"Agreed, i've called worse and been called worse than 'lewronggeneration' and his response is very disproportionate.",
"Idk where you guys are meeting all these dirty ass dogs. ",
"What do YOU mean \"'you people?'\"",
"....it doesn't bother them? Shit nvm I thought gasping and struggling for air was a need for more breathing. Let's just keep on making puppies with messed up tracheas. Cuteness is obviously more important than quality of health. ",
"number of letters =/= level of frustration",
"Um, yeah that’s the assumption that all of this is predicated on. If it actually **does** bother them and leads to a decrease in happiness, then of course we should stop breeding them that way. All I’m saying is that I have never noticed dogs with faces like that to act any less happy than dogs with more normal noses.",
"But the real question is, let’s say that both of your parents had a genetic condition that they knew would be passed on to their children. Would you be angry at them for having birthed you, knowing that they had that knowledge? Or maybe some friend of both of theirs is the one who introduced them to each other, which led to them getting married, which led to them having you (with their crippled condition). Would you be angry at the person who introduced them?\n\nThat person is basically the equivalent of a pug breeder. I don’t know, if those issues were making the dog less happy then of course it’s not ok to keep breeding them knowing that they’ll live unhappy lives. But I don’t necessarily think that dogs with smooshy faces are any less happy than dogs with regular faces. They don’t seem any less happy to me at least ",
"Pugs are notorious for breathing and other health related issues. In this case your example would be more of a pair of people mating specifically to get a child with a particular deformity because they think it will look cute. There is intent behind getting that specific feature, at a cost of the quality if life. \n\nOften the dogs are also closely related leading to further genetic difficulties, so again, in the example its more like making two cousins fuck because you think their teacher Collins syndrome looks cute or something and hoping it will be passed on. ",
"Delete this",
"This is great! Thank you!",
"But why would intent matter to the dog? It has no idea that it’s breathing difficulties were intentional. Hell, it probably doesn’t even realize it has breathing difficulties because it doesn’t have the communication abilities to have anything to compare itself to.\n\nThe dog probably doesn’t feel like it has trouble breathing (compared to other dogs) any more than we feel like we have trouble flying (compared to say, a bat). To the dog, that’s just life and that’s just the limit of their abilities. Just like humans don’t sit around being miserable because they suck at flying, that dog isn’t going to be sitting around being miserable because it sucks at breathing. \n\nSo my point is, I don’t feel like we’re robbing that dog of a happy life because it gets to live a happy life anyway. If that’s the case, then it doesn’t seem like there’s a victim here. And personally I believe that if there is no victim, then there is nothing immoral about it.\n\nAs for inbreeding, I do think that efforts should be made to try and keep the gene pool diverse, but that problem is certainly not specific to pugs. All purebred dogs can have that problem. And I do think that’s worth avoiding because if the dog had a gene disorder that, for example, made them lose the use of their legs halfway through life, that definitely seems like it would make them less happy. ",
"I know ... but it’s true.",
"calling him 'fucking retarded' for linking a sub is going a bit far for something this small",
"Assuming is the key word. You're assuming. So you don't know. ",
"I wasn’t really assuming that it doesn’t bother them. I was saying *if we were to assume that it doesn’t bother them*, then it’s only logical that there would be no reason to oppose it. \n\nAlthough, I think that there are plenty of reasons to believe that it’s a fair assumption. Think about it; if we were to compare you to a cheetah, then it would be pretty fair to say that you have a running deficiency. But that doesn’t mean that you sit around being miserable about it. What you have is all you’ve ever known, and so there’s not really any reason to be upset about it. \n\nSimilarly, a pug who has a harder time breathing than other dogs isn’t going to sit around being miserable about it. To them, that’s just the way life is and there’s no reason to be upset by it. They don’t have the higher reasoning skills to deduce that their condition might be abnormal for a dog, so they have nothing to compare themselves to that would make them miserable. Which is a little different than humans. Humans *know* when they have some sort of disorder, which can lead to misery because they focus on what they are missing. But that’s not how dogs work. \n\nAnyway, I don’t have any proof of course but neither do you. All we’ve got to work with is deductive reasoning. And I believe that I’ve offered some reasoning that would suggest that a pug can live just as happy of a life as a mutt. ",
"junkrat and roadhog",
"I don't think this applies because I'm not advocating we put down dogs simply because they're unhealthy. A dog is going to be put down regardless, so it's more of a sophie's choice. Both dogs have the same right to life but we are not making a moral judgment on which dog has more of a right to live. We are making a judgment on which decision minimizes the amount of suffering in the world. We are not valuing the healthy puppies life over the pug's, we are valuing the overall reduction in suffering our decision produces in our imperfect world were circumstance forces us to make such cruel and amoral decisions."
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Never leave your dogs in a hot car, they might melt.
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[
"The frisbee is a nice touch. Well done to her!",
"Frisbee and a squirrel, excellent job.",
"Sweet pup. I've got a pit named Maeby as well.",
"Ya, it's probably for you and your dog.",
"Maybe maeby likes discs and arts, maybe ",
"Get another dog and name it Shirley.",
"Maeby Funke?!",
"And squirrels!",
"Definitely!",
"That is her namesake:)",
"haha love it!",
"My dog's name is Lulu.. short for Loose-Seal/Lucille ",
"ha ha funny",
"Less cheesy than my theory of the song “Call me Maeby” coming on the radio as you drive home together from the animal shelter. ",
"Lol I put “call me maeby” on her tags",
"When I read that title I imagined you as the squirrel ",
"Very nice job, she's got talent! ",
"I agree:)"
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My girlfriend painted this for me and my dog, Maeby!
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"The middle sons horrified face might honestly be the best part. ",
"These are the whitest white people ever. The names on the stockings is just too perfect and icing on the cake. This photo is as spicy as white toast.",
"Too much bouncing on the knee. 😀"
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Christmas photos with the grandparents- my daughter had her own plans.
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[
"I thought it was spelled hummus?",
"I think they’re used interchangeably?",
"Huh...TIL",
"It’s an Arabic word and since they have a different alphabet, it is spelled phonetically for other languages. See also, Qaddafi and Gadaffy.",
"This hummus had a dick in it."
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This sexually harassed pot of houmous
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[
"Probably left a greasy face print on the scanners glass as well.",
"Cute!",
"She's gonna be unhappy when she sees the scan of your buttocks you left in the trash.",
"amazing sketch ",
"Frame it!"
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A surprise my daughter left in the printer at work.
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"Credit to the photographer, puraten10 on Instagram\n\n> Fukuoka prefecture Chikuzencho cherry tree river cherry blossoms \n\n> DECEMBER 31, 2017",
"Stunning. When I finally get the paraglider from that old bearded man, *this* is the first place I’m gonna travel. ",
"nice look......",
"I didn't think the cherry blossom came until March?",
"Perfection....\n(Fassbender) ",
"Yes. Yes, that is a reflection.",
"im in love with this ",
"Are you suggesting it's faking it?",
"Downvotes are frown votes. :(\n\nSirs! Mams! Please downvote by clicking the button. Don't spam the comment feed with 'downvote' unless you're further elaborating!\n\n>user.type = 'bot'; I am a bot. *bleep bloop*",
"Amazing !",
"Queue the Nujabes beat!",
"Beauty at its finest👏👌🏻🙌",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"What is illuminating the trees?",
"It looks like the left side of the mandelbrot set.",
"Fukushima. ",
"nice view",
"i love vaporwave",
"Is there a high res version?",
"Cherry blossoms actually come in different areas of Japan at different times. ",
"Certain photos that instantly make me smile, THIS is one of them! Up vote for posting👍🏼",
"The real question is which one is the reflection ",
"true reflection of flowers as they shadow create more likely as mirror reflects ",
"Yes but not in December.",
"I want to fucking eat it ",
"Incredible!",
"Cherry blossoms’ more lit than my future ",
"Interesting. ",
"No just puzzled about the date. Resolved now.",
"Wow"
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Reflection
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"Close the town down",
"Bitch we had to get like 3 feet of snow for it to be a snow day",
"I love how this pic is taking from inside...\n\n\"Hell no, I'm not going out! There's snow on the ground!!\"",
"Here snow is seen as a very dangerous substance. If there is any snow at all basically everything except emergency services stay home. The town just shuts down. We had around 2 and a half inches of snow."
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Alabama Snow Day
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"Madison, WI!",
"Repost. For fuck sake, I've seen this like 5 times in the last day and a half.",
"Hello, Wisconsin!",
"Or the demagorgon?",
"You fucking beat me to it."
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Frozen shadow
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"I've never heard of this. Everyone's heard of the attempt on Reagan, so why isn't this more common knowledge?",
"There has been a lot written about the treatment [Oliver Sipple](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oliver_Sipple), the former marine was standing next to Sara Jane Moore & grabbed her arm as she fired, saving Ford's life - he was outed as gay shortly by his friend Harvey Milk after the attempt, it ruined his life.\n\n[Radiolab](http://www.radiolab.org/story/oliver-sipple/) broadcast a current interview with Sarah Jane Moore - she spent 32 years in jail and used archival audio tape of Oliver Sipple \n\n> One morning, Oliver Sipple went out for a walk. A couple hours later, to his own surprise, he saved the life of the President of the United States. But in the days that followed, Sipple’s split-second act of heroism turned into a rationale for making his personal life into political opportunity",
"His actions saved the president's life but ruined his own. Now I'm sad.",
"Alright Alright Alright...she probably just forgot her TiVo...Dallas Buyers Club...",
"Coming this summer, Javier Bardem in, 'No Country for Old Women.'",
"right",
"That what I like about senior citizens... I get older and they stay the same age",
"You just know what he’s thinking with that far away look in his eyes. \n \n“Coach woulda put me in fourth quarter, we would have been state champions. No doubt. No doubt in my mind.”",
"Looks like Anthony Kiedis from RHCP ",
"Am I the only one noticing how amazing her legs look, given the age her face indicates?",
"No, the actions of dickhead Christians ruined his life. he did nothing wrong. Place the blame where it lies: Homophobic pieces of shit.",
"I’m pretty sure Jeremy Piven time traveled to take this photo",
"Why doesn't San Francisco have a memorial to Sipple for having saved President Ford? Given the way he was treated (and outed by City Supervisor Harvey Milk), it seems the city owes him. Yes, I know he's been dead since 1989. But a memorial would be a nice tribute to his heroism and backlash he faced.",
"I did not know. I am a hairy man, and I haven’t seen a woman wear hose in quite a while. "
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A passerby comforts an elderly woman who was knocked over in the ensuing panic after a shot was fired at President Gerald Ford in San Francisco. September 22nd, 1975
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[
"a gentleman and a scholar",
"Ok",
"that’s adorable ",
"Single^^",
"Your girlfriend has strange looking arms.",
"She sure does... ",
"She might be an alien, watch out for anal probes.",
"Great forced perspective technique on your cheeks. ",
"Maybe he's into that.",
"We’ll bang, ok?",
"Yeah, she really nailed it! "
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Girlfriend passed me this note
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[
"This is really good. Great work. Be proud of yourself",
"The title says cosplay but all I see is a liar. XD Looks fantastic",
"My wares like this pic.",
"This is Chelsea Mills, also known as Talaaya Cosplay and /u/talaaya. [Here](https://www.reddit.com/r/cosplay/comments/3jeava/self_skyrim_khajiit_maiq_the_liar/) is where she submitted this. She decided to base her costume on the character’s look in Skyrim. The Khajiit are cat-like in appearance so it means working with fur, and Mills did a wonderful job of giving the face and eyes personality. She spent six months building the costume and debuted it at PAX Prime. She said:\n\n> The mask was 3D printed and white fur was hot glued on top then carefully trimmed and painted with watered down acrylics.\nThe eyes are “follow-me eyes” (hemispheres of clear plastic which have a magnification effect that makes it look like they’re always looking at the viewer) to which I glued pieces of paper which have the eye patterns painted on them.\nThe “mustache” is small bundles of brown thread tied together and hot glued into the fur.\nI made the patterns for the outfit myself, and hand sewed it all. That part took the longest!\n\n[Source](https://blog.adafruit.com/2015/09/14/maiq-the-liar-costume/)\n\n[Here](https://blog.adafruit.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/09/maiq-cosplay-3-260x480.jpg) it is from behind.\n\n____________\n\nOn another note, OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on May 15, 2017, woke up ten hours ago, and has the following three activities:\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/AdamE89's gilded submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5dfuqk/maiq_cosplay/). (I remmember because I made the above comment in that thread).\n\nIts comment [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/7qzkvu/this_picture_tells_a_story/dst32q7/) (for which it got over 3200 points) is a copy/paste of /u/ConcentricSD's comment (for which they got around 550 points) [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/Wellthatsucks/comments/4qlmbt/this_picture_tells_a_story/d4u0d9x/).\n\nAnd its submission[here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7r2c2p/i_think_ill_sleep_stand_wit_dad/) is from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/4f6ubl/look_at_that_face_the_joys_of_being_a_parent/), though it looks as though the bot had trouble with the title. Then again, maybe they just really suck at reddit.\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"M'aiq knows much, tells some. M'aiq knows many things others do not.",
"You're not cosplaying as M'aiq you liar!",
"hahhaha",
"I don't believe you.",
"What do you mean?\n\nDo you believe my comment has innacurate information, or think I've done something outrageous; or perhaps you don't believe that I actually exist?",
"The character is from Oblivion/Skyrim, and is a known liar/exaggerator! I'm pretty sure that's what the PP meant, lol.",
"I appreciate the clarification. Thank you.",
"You're welcome!",
"What are you a bot?",
"I believe M'aiq only tells lies.",
"Just an appreciative guy.",
"Appreciating stolen work? ",
"Appreciating a stolen pic when you can find the original [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5dfuqk/maiq_cosplay/)?"
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M'aiq Cosplay
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"Go back to Facebook. ",
"came across your account from your post in the babybumps sub. what a cutie in a perfect coat! glad to see things are going well for all of you! xo ",
"Thanks Sarah!"
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My daughter got a new coat. I think she likes it.
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http://i.imgur.com/ztImdax.jpg
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[
"Palm tree would have worked so much better\n",
"That would be removed for false title",
"Really? I didn't know that. I'm new 'round here. Thanks. ",
"Its in the sidebar\n\nNo problem \n\nI’ve been banned for providing a false title"
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Tree Palm
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/r/pics/comments/7r2b9w/an_indian_teenager_just_built_the_worlds_lightest/
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[
"Is that an infinity stone?",
"Opening scene of film:\n\nThis teenager building this probe, press conference on how it'll go up on a rocket. Many cheers. Images of space travel and satellite deployment. \n\nOpening credits. \n\nNext scene:\n\n50 years in the future. Small almost undetectable satellite rips through space station. Chaos ensues. ",
"> For an Indian student, even the sky is not the limit.\n\n> Eighteen-year-old Rifath Shaarook designed what he describes as the world’s lightest satellite, from scratch. The device weighs a mere 64 grams (0.14 lbs), making it even lighter than a smartphone. “We did a lot of research on different cube satellites all over the world and found ours was the lightest,” Shaarook said about his 3D-printed, carbon fiber small-scale satellite.\n\n> Named KalamSat, the device is named after India’s “Missile Man,” former president APJ Abdul Kalam. Kalam was a space-research pioneer in the country and he led India’s Integrated Guided Missile Development Programme.\n\n> “It will have a new kind of on-board computer and eight indigenous built-in sensors to measure acceleration, rotation and the magnetosphere of the earth,” the budding scientist told Business Standard about his 4-centimeter cube design. Shaarook and his team created the satellite for under Rs1 lakh ($1,561).\n\n> The 12th grader’s design scored him a win in the “Cubes in Space” competition for school-age students, organized by the US National Aeronautics and Space Administration (NASA) and the education organization I Doodle Learning. His prize? The device will now go on a four-hour mission aboard a sub-orbital flight during which it will operate for around 12 minutes in a micro-gravity environment of space.\n\n> KalamSat is one of 80 experiments to be selected from among 86,000 designs from 57 countries. It will be launched on a research rocket from Nasa’s six-square-mile Wallops Island Facility in Virginia on June 22, Amber Agee-DeHart, the founder of Cubes in Space program told Quartz. (The rocket will enter space for a few minutes, not orbit the Earth. The purpose is to test whether or not the 3D-printed technology will withstand launch conditions.)\n\n> Shaarook, who hails from the town of Pallapati in the south Indian state of Tamil Nadu, is the lead scientist at Chennai-based space education and innovation organization Space Kidz India, BBC reported. The outfit sponsored his research.\n\nFrom [here](https://qz.com/984850/an-18-year-old-indian-just-may-have-designed-the-worlds-lightest-satellite/)",
".... and the show got cancelled when it was getting good? Damn it...every time ",
"Shit like this makes me realize how much a piece of wasted dog shit I am.\n\nGood for you kid. If you're ever in new york after your 21 birthday.. beers on me.",
"So what does it ***do?***\n\nYou could launch a rock into orbit and it would still be by definition a satellite.\n\nIt's such a nothing title. ",
"Misleading title. It's not really a satellite as it will not orbit the earth. NASA is going to launch it on a suborbital path which will take it into space for a few minutes and then bring it back. It's just to test whether or not 3D printed satellites can survive launch.",
"Is that Thanos? (do you see the resemblance in his cheek/chin area to Thanos?) lol",
"Next up, 3d printed rockets",
"Indhianos?",
"That kid is going places. Mark my words. We'll see this same pose from him in like 5-10 years when he's a billionaire. ",
"Then 3D printed astronauts!",
"There's two types of people in the world. Those who achieve great things, and those who inspire the people who achieve great things. So you're either one of those.",
">Indhianos?\n\nCome on dude, that's a gimme.\n\n*Tan*os.",
"What about people who are just surrounded by mediocrity their entire lives?",
"Gilmour Space Technologies in Australia has developed a 3D printed rocket fuel. Hasn’t been used on anything that can reach LEO yet but still an interesting project to follow.",
"No matter what you do, there's an Asian kid better then you at that thing.\n\nSo don't sweat it.",
"Well if they ever remake game of thrones with Indian actors, there's your Hot Pie.",
"You wouldn't download a space program.",
"this gave me giggle",
"It will be a different pose when hes dead from childhood diabetes",
"To be launched into orbit on the back of a bottle rocket. ",
"In the [meantime...] (https://i.stack.imgur.com/OQdu2.png)",
"Then drinking problems",
"You wouldn't murder a policeman\n\nThen steal his hat\n",
"The great people see you as a warning and as motivation to be better. You are a cautionary tale. haha",
"Not sure you can be a piece of *wasted* dog shit. Usefulness is a prerequisite for wasting something.",
"bet",
"Raise. ",
"I am sure they already have... Bollywood my friend!",
"It's also misleading because a satellite can be literally anything that orbits a planet.",
"Was it really necessary to say Indian teenager?? Why not just teenager??? Or at least teenager from India???",
"Damn. Reddit is cold today",
"No and no, not even going into orbit",
"I can only assume the satellite draws its power from the infinite supply of confidence generated by that boss-ass ring.",
"Fold.",
"Then shit in his hat and give it to his grieving widow.\n\nThen steal it again.",
"This is my understanding from reading this summary. \n\nIts basically a carbon fiber cube with an IMU and Magnetometer. These sensors exist in most smartphones and can measure acceleration, rotation and magnetic field. \nKey is small and 3d printed.",
"Jesus christ.",
"I don't see the problem. If he was from Canada they would have said Canadian teenager. ",
"So what? When I was 9 I built a lego Pirate Island set. Now that shit was complicated.",
"already a thing...",
"We named the dog Indhianos.",
"But why not teenager from Canada!!!!",
"I don't think you understand English ",
"Reminds me of that news article talking about how a genius kid invented a brand new computer from scratch in his room, when all he really did was order parts and put them together like a lot of other people do.",
"Clearly you've never downloaded Kerbal Space Program...",
"Aren’t the lightest satellites the photons orbiting black holes?",
"Those are called Liverpool FC supporters.",
"Ah yes, launching more junk into space making our attempts at escaping the flooded, zombie infested, nuclear apocalyptic earth increasingly harder. ",
"Lol, I guess I've been inventing computers since the 90s",
"Look at that suave mothercucker.... He's like 14 and 34 at the same time.",
"Uses Falcon Heavy to send it up...",
"Might as well slingshot it, we don't need a rocket. [We all know...](/s \"that this is sarcasm.\")",
"Type 2 diabetes will ensure he doesn't see 34. ",
"Indian from India or Indian from USA or Native American Indian.",
"Ironically, the world's lightest satellite was built by India's heaviest teenager.",
"It's gonna send aliens a message asking for bobs and vagene ",
"A light toilet just wont do the job...",
"WOW, [sick burn](https://i.imgur.com/r73VJe3.gif)",
"Thanks for making me feel inadequate. Seriously though props to this guy",
"If it's real, then cool. If not, I don't get the joke. ",
"This is old",
"[Just cut your tether and even you can live out your lifelong dream as a satellite!](https://apod.nasa.gov/apod/image/0909/freeflyer_nasa.jpg)",
"Cold as a dead diabetic fat kid's body.",
"It's an Indian. It's right there in the title.",
"Women are 3D printers. ",
"photons don't orbit anything. Light speed is escape velocity for any star or black hole, but if a photon goes over a black hole's event horizon, then it isn't coming back out.",
"it's suborbital.",
"Hey dont leave the younger Arsenal fans out!",
"> Misleading title.\n\nOn reddit? SAY IT ISN'T SO",
"Child casually holds the first Borg cube between his fingers, preparing to unleash it on the universe. No one bat's an eye. ",
"Not to mention it harbors a violent alien life form that kills and/or uses any surviving crew members as hosts.",
"What programs and hardware did he use?\nWhat are the functions this device?",
"Nah. It's just a catalyst not a plot point. ",
"I laughed a lot harder at this than I should have. Thanks for that!",
"What if his head is just really big? Pan out and you see a super ripped motherfucker.",
"Jeb disagrees.",
"powered by poo",
"3d printed 3d printers",
"Also a thing ... ish.",
"https://www.space.com/20772-nasa-phonesats-smartphone-satellites.html",
"There's a third type who peddle silly bullshit because it sounds good.",
"And his name is Shi-thead",
"Is pig pussy pork? Do bears be shittin in the woods and wipe they ass with a rabbit when they finish?",
"show-off ",
"Also doesn't appear to be as light of ChipSats, which have already launched. ",
"[SCP-1959](http://www.scp-wiki.net/scp-1959)",
"Then.. 3D Printed Space!",
"YAHTZEE",
"Title is misleading as it's old news. NASA already launched it.\n\nhttp://indianexpress.com/article/technology/science/india-creates-history-as-nasa-launches-worlds-lightest-satellite-designed-by-tamil-nadu-student-4717886/",
"Judging by the size a suborbital path might just be a scientist hucking it from the launch site",
"I mean SpaceX is 3D printing rocket engines....",
"It'll help launch his career on the Indian version of The Tonight Show.",
"Exactly. You're being mediocre so I don't have to. Thanks!",
"RepRap",
"I don't remember that one",
"Bears you Charmin you fuckin imbecile.",
"That's a bingo! ",
"How about 3D printed RAM?",
"Then 3DS models.",
"Hot Samosa",
"whoa.",
"It's a cool project but it's not printing a replica of itself. It's printing only the plastic parts . ",
"Sure he can build a satellite, but can he build anxiety on the simplest tasks in his everyday life?",
"The bear rabbit joke was in Eddie Murphy - Delirious, but could be from before him... The Pig pussy pork, not related...",
"There is a very small area where this does happen, it’s called a [photon sphere. ](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Photon_sphere) ",
"This guy shits.",
"*JUST*? I remember reading about this months ago...",
"What the fuck is that?",
"Essentially a giant collection of thousands of creepy pastas all written from the point of view of a foundation that captures all of the various anomalies and keeps them secret from the world at large. There’s some pretty good horror short stories buried in there.",
"Buy 3D printer, print a 3D printer, return 3D printer and 3-D print NASA.",
"The internet made it possible to connect to a lot of people. ",
">lead scientist. . .Space Kidz India\n\nThis kid is a Young Adult sci-fi novel hero made flesh and bone."
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An Indian teenager just built the world’s lightest satellite and NASA is launching It
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"\"Found\"",
"I was never a fan of caramel either. ",
"Bowl? Jar? Laundry Detergent? Candy? What's the difference, amirite?"
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Found this bowl of funny tasting candy the other day.
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[
"Congo=Eskimos? Do the birds migrate?",
"No, but Eskimos do. 1,000,000 years is plenty of time to walk across the frozen bering sea.",
"To africa"
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This Harpy Eagle is Native to the Congo and has been worshipped by Eskimos for 1,000,000 years.
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"This lioness is from the Okondeka super-pride, located in Etosha National Park, Namibia.\n\nWe tracked this lioness for a couple days in the hope that she'd hunt. We knew that a natural spring was nearby and that, eventually, a wildebeest/impala/springbok/zebra would come for a drink.\n\nEventually, they did.\n\nNot-pictured is her prey - a wildebeest - running at serious speed. I have plenty images including said wildebeest but took this at a split-second decision to *really* capture the sheer power and determination of this lioness.\n\nHaving spent over 4 months photographing all over Africa last year, this was only the second \"proper\" lion hunt I'd seen. Of course, there'd been plenty of stalking/half-arsed attempts but no real chases.\n\nThe absolute thrill of that moment will always live with me. Said moments made possible by great organisations such as [AfriCat](http://www.africat.org/) who do incredible work in the area. Check them out.\n\np.s. the wildebeest got away ;)\n\n**Edit**: thanks for all the kind words! For background, I'm a 20-something \"professional\" (in that it's my full-time job) wildlife photographer from the UK. If you've got any questions, feel free to PM me. Always more than happy to help any aspiring photographers, wildlife or otherwise. \n\nIf you'd like to see more, I have a [horribly out-of-date website](https://georgetheexplorer.com) (I never, ever seem to find the time... any talented developers out there?!), which has all my far more active social links... \n\n...or just type in @georgetheexplorer or @georgebturner on IG. Drop me a message there, I love meeting Redditors :)\n\n-George",
"Damn nature you scary! But on a serious note that’s an awesome picture. The look of pure intensity that she has on her face is awesome. ",
"That's amazing.",
"Thank you :) Scary in the most amazing of ways. I've had some pretty interesting experiences but it just deepens my love for the natural world!",
"Thank you very kindly!",
"*Nambia :)",
"Don't leave us hanging. Did she catch it or watch it escape?",
"Great Shot! r/PerfectTiming might enjoy this.",
"TIL that it’s wildebeest, not wildabeast. I was reading your nice recap of the trip thinking *damn, they went to Namibia, got an awesome photo, seem pretty intelligent, and for some reason can’t spell wildabeast correctly*. ",
"amazing",
"Fantastic shot! Any chance we could see the beast that was being chased?",
"serious 'definition' in her body... not a single ounce surplus at all...",
"More of OP's work is available [here](https://www.georgetheexplorer.com/).",
"Beautiful shot OP.",
"You savage.",
"This is how wild life should be shot.",
"This one doesn’t do it for me really. Title hypes it up but without the context of the prey being chased, it’s just...a jogging kitty. It’s obviously nice technically. I love a lot of your other work, just saying.",
"Beautiful! While not a big sub, /r/wildlifephotography would also appreciate this.",
"Is it okay if I use your photo as my background?",
"It escaped!",
"Hey, thanks! For the reminder that my website that is horribly out of date, that is ;)",
"\n/u/GeorgeTheExplorer, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/GeorgeTheExplorer&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r2iq8/months_of_planning_5_days_of_patience_2_seconds/dstxxkp/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Thank you!",
"I'm enjoying this and the rest of your work!\n\nIt's fun reading about your experiences leading up to the photographs.",
"\n/u/GeorgeTheExplorer, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/GeorgeTheExplorer&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r2iq8/months_of_planning_5_days_of_patience_2_seconds/dsty19d/?context=3?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Sure, it's on the internetz now.",
"Hahaha. We've all been there... I think.",
"That's fair enough! This shot was to really hone in on the physique of the lioness. There's other shots of the full chase on my IG (@ GeorgeTheExplorer / @ GeorgeBTurner) - I'd link but it gets deleted!",
"\n/u/GeorgeTheExplorer, your comment was removed for the following reason: \n\n* Instagram links are not allowed in this subreddit. Handles are allowed (e.g. @example), as long as they are not a hotlink. (this is a spam prevention measure. Thank you for your understanding) \n\nTo have your comment restored, please edit the instagram link out of your comment, then send a [message to the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Request to restore comment by /u/GeorgeTheExplorer&message=This [comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r2iq8/months_of_planning_5_days_of_patience_2_seconds/dstny9y/?context=10\\) was removed for containing an instagram link.)\n\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Ah thanks, that's very kind :)",
"Yes, yes, she's very *taunt*. *Taunt* like a tiger.",
"Plenty on my IG pages (GeorgeTheExplorer and GeorgeBTurner). Sorry, I'd link but it gets deleted... found that out after writing a long, scientific answer to someone just now only for it to be blasted. FML.",
"Otherwise we'd not get to see the picture",
"My first thought is \"this is an r/quityourbullshit repost\". I hope you take this as an compliment OP, cuz it's really beautiful.",
"Great shot! I went on safari to Botswana in June last year, it was a beautiful country. Didn’t see many Lions, but it was Elephants galore there!",
"Amazing. Did you go to the Okavango Delta? I'm headed there in a few months. Too bad about the lions but I'm sure you saw some incredible things!",
"We spent 3 nights on the Okavango Delta, then another 3 in the Chobe Game reserve. Honestly the Okavango Delta is the most beautiful place I have ever visited. It’s all walking/boat tours so I would make sure you have camera equipment that isn’t too heavy as you will be carrying it rather than sitting in a jeep (which is what we did for all of Chobe). My Dad got an amazing shot of a group of birds huddled up in the morning for warmth, I’ll see if I can find it for you! You will definitely enjoy the Okavango. \n\nEDIT: [Bee-eaters pic](https://imgur.com/a/PzCWi) ",
"What kind of life led you to this? How did you decide this was the kind of work you wanted to do?",
"I also came.",
"Thought I was already following, but am now :) the front right leg position is interesting, how she’s turned it 90 degrees. The closeup is nice to see the details like that, not something I’ve ever noticed.",
"Crop a bit off the top and it becomes an awesome wallpaper. Good shot, OP.",
"How did you know that lioness's name was Namibia???",
"We know, Trump made a remark months ago in which he repeatedly mentioned the nonexistent country of \"Nambia\". ",
"dos muscles tho!",
"Wonderful. Truly. I went over to your website, too, and admired your work. Bookmarked. ",
"Ahh shame thanks for letting me know about your site though will check it out!",
"2 seconds eh? That is amazing! What gun did you use?\n\nAll jokes aside, that is an amazing photo OP!",
"Namibia, my favourite place on Earth! Op, where were you for the pic? Etosha?",
"Perfect really! Good job Sir/Mam!",
"God darn it mr George, you keep on giving us such incredible shots, you're right there with Paul Nicklen and Frans Lanting on my top favourites photographer! And I started following you because of Reddit! You are one talentuous fellow! Great work! ",
"What a *darn* shame..\n***\n^^Darn ^^Counter: ^^3258",
"Awesome shot!",
"you dont die of old age on the serengeti, Mr. Roberts... ",
"*Shit hole country",
"Thanks, very kind!",
"I text her after",
"Etosha, yep! To be more specific, near Okondeka :)",
"Oh wow, that's a massive compliment. Thank you :)",
"OP are you a professional photographer or is this a passion/hobby? My family lived in SA for years, my parents go visit every year.. my Dad is a great photographer and gets shots like these every year but he’s never done much with them besides framing his favorite every year. Besides making him a website is there something I can do to get his work out there?\n\nEdit- looked at your page, love your work. Not trying to make it sound easy with “he gets shots like this ever year”. Just that after 20 years I feel like he’s finally getting in some great stuff and I’m just curious how to actually take it to the next level.",
"Gotcha! My bad",
"Some great pics you shot! awesome work",
"Beautiful\n",
"Worth it. Gorgeous exposure. ",
"... and then I realised ...\n\n\nI was the prey :(",
"It's my job, although I haven't got the years your Dad has yet!\n\nOh gosh it's a long story. I found that getting into magazines really helped in the \"traditional\" market and of course, being active on social is great too.\n\nFeel free to PM me if you'd like to know more.",
"What a wonderful image! Bee-eaters are my favourite bird by a mile.\n\nYou've got me really excited now :)",
"Super cool, great pic OP!!!",
"Thanks so much!",
"how was the time spent there? was it fun, exciting?",
"Gorgeous. Can I ask what's your setup for this? Especially the lens, F and shutter speed. ",
"Amazing! We were lucky enough to see a Leopard not far from the Namutoni gate - my photography skills are sadly lacking compared to yours! ",
"Absolutely incredible ",
"Thanks! \n\nSure. Nikon D5 with a 500mm f/4. Shot at 1/1600, f/4, ISO320. \n\nIn retrospect, I should've had more like: 1/2000, f4, ISO400. You live and you learn :)",
"Ohhh, very lucky! Hard to spot in Etosha. Hope you had fun!",
"And ofc she blinks :p",
"Ah, thanks :) The sheer size of her legs is unreal.",
"So what about some specs if you don't mind me asking. What kind of gear do you using? How far away were you from the lioness? I would love to do this but the cost is too prohibitive. A cheetah at full sprint would be wild to capture. \nI just looked at some of your site and the one shot of the two Finnish bears is really nice. It has a bear on the left (further back and out of focus) and the one on the right is looking towards/at you. My guess, it was only 15/20 feet (4.5/6 meters) in front of you. That must have been a thrill.",
"I used to work in advertising (for a global, corpy agency) and it led to two things: \n\nA) Improved my creative thinking, business sense, and overall confidence\n\nB) Awful working conditions (hours, pay, heirachy) make me realise that life's wayyyyy to short to stomach that shit\n\nI packed it all in around 2 years ago. Took some planning - sadly it wasn't a movies-esque dramatic \"SCREW YOU\" - but got there in the end :)",
"1/1600, wow that's incredibly fast. I guess in that situation you won't be able to focus in time, so how is it done? Do you manually focus beforehand or use some sort of a focus trap? Thank you for the answer\n\nninja edit: on second thought, since it's a 500mm you probably just focus on infinity. ",
"wow what a shit hole",
"Well, this is amazing! ",
"Your ninja edit would be right 99% of the time but this was actually a ridiculous tough shot to plan.\n\nWe'd predicted the hunting path (low lying vegetation makes for an easier escape route) but obviously can't account for the exact route. They ended up coming super close to me, around 15m away, when this shot was taken. As soon as I realised there was a *decent* chance it was going to happen, I flicked to manual.\n\nThe entire thing lasted around 8-9 seconds... felt like an eternity. There's actually a video by Thomas Heaton (who I was travelling with) where you can see the whole thing unfold. Click [**here**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X1xfbjFcMM4) and jump to around 2:30 :)",
"She DEFINITELY lifts!",
"Of course!\n\nI've got a pretty wide range of gear but this was shot on a Nikon D5 and a 500mm f/4. Neither are mine, as I'm fortunate enough to work with Nikon.\n\nThanks so much, you're very kind. Yeah, the cubs essentially sniffed the lens!",
"Massive shit hole",
"Thanks!",
"Is that you, Anna Kendrick? Please don't do this again. It's embarrassing.",
"how white-knuckling was it that she has a foot on the ground? haha\nawesome picture mate!\n\nedit: omg it looks like it's curling! you know the very moment after the player releases that stone thing! plus that focused determination in the face. hahaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa that's my favorite picture now!! ",
"Hi George, mind if I tack a question on to this one? \n\nYou say you work for Nikon... how did that come to be? \n\nYour shots are absolutely stunning... and I gotta say I'm dead jealous of the career. ",
"I can't believe someone's baby in a hat got 45,000 more upvotes than this",
"Absolutely breathtaking. What a beautiful shot. Your dedication and patience paid off!",
"Etosha?",
"Could have saved time and took a picture of planet earth 2",
"What a beautiful animal. I will never understand how someone could shoot something like that.",
"Sure is!",
"Mr Motivator!",
"You and me both. Such a deeply complicated issue.",
"About the webpage. \n\nIt looks fine to me. Maybe it could use some touches here and there with transitions, maybe scrolling, but that's all. I like it, what else would you want there anyway?\n\nRegardless, just to see if I'm not stuck outside of time or something I went to [this guardian article about photographers](https://www.theguardian.com/artanddesign/2017/dec/14/guardian-photographer-of-the-year-2017-shortlist) and found websites for most photographers mentioned (I have no idea if they are famous/big or not). \n\nCheck them out and be free from excuses!\n\nhttp://www.howhweeyoung.com \nhttp://allisonjoyce.com \nhttp://www.davidramosphoto.com \nhttp://www.stephaniekeith.com \nhttp://www.kevinfrayer.com \nhttp://www.bensemra.com \nhttp://rodrigoabd.com/sugarcane-cutters\n\nNotice how none of them is even https. Only 2 have favicon (the small icon next to tab in browser) etc.\n\nNice photos too ;)",
"Wow. Her muscles are huge and so defined. Was the photo edited to exaggerate her build? If not, that's even more impressive.",
"You are too self conscious about your site. I think it looks fine.",
"Not at all! Such powerful animals. Imagine being a buffalo and having 6-8 of these on you...",
"That’s very kind of you, thank you :) I need to dedicate some time to look into it properly (and lose those excuses!)",
"\"Did I leave the oven on???\" - Lion",
"coulda just downloaded one from Google and saved all the hassle ",
"Don’t let her fazzah hear you talk about her like that.",
"You know I'm kinda speechless, just said 'wow' out loud and can't think of anything else to say. That's impressive, focus range on F4 even at 15 meters is pretty slim, catching that takes some great mastery. Thanks again, huge props. You have an awesome job! ",
"My god that cracked me up!",
"SOMEBODY KNOWS MY COUNTRY!",
"This is superb. Well done. Get it in for some awards. I'm assuming you're aware but *just in case* the Natural History Museum have a Wildlife Photographer of the Year award. You've missed this year's deadline but you should absolutely get it into the next one. Yours is up there with the best of them.",
"So much time and she blinked for the picture ",
"Wow. I am completely jealous! What a fantastic shot! And what an amazing experience! \n\nI get impatient, which leads to distraction, which leads to missed opportunities. I'm sure that I would have witnessed the event, but I doubt I would have been prepared to take the shot you managed to get. I am thoroughly amazed at how in focus the lioness is. ",
"It’s a squint... it’s called modelling look it up hun",
"This is amazing!! She looks so majestic in her own element like this. I imagine this was very much worth the wait. Beautiful shot!",
"What an elegant creature. Everything on that body is built to kill. ",
"What camera / lens did you use?",
"WOW, what a fantastic photograph. Congratulations!",
"7 secs later eaten by a Lion 😂",
"...aaaaaand, you're dead.",
"Great stuff over in Nambia",
"I’d be lion if I said this wasn’t an awesome shot and that you’re a talented (and extremely patient) photographer! (Sorry, I had to!)",
"I can only aspire to be a photographer like you. Just stunning.",
"I've never been to Namibia. ",
"\"... I think you meant Nambia\" - Trump",
"*Nambia",
"Hello! Can I use this as my fb cover photo? ",
"id hit it",
"How do you feel standing on a spider?",
"Great shot! Did you photograph this with Thomas Heaton?",
"\"10 minutes online to order new underwear. Thank you Namibia.\" - Me",
"Your website looks fine to me, what's the issue?",
"I still think that kid was taking a shit and didn't give a shit about the hat.",
"Filthy casual.",
"I think the site looks fine too, and you have taken some fantastic pictures!",
"I guess if you live sneaking up and running your food down to live, you get ripped as hell.",
"Target acquired... Tracking of Darnit_Bot successful...\n\nCalculating threat level...\n\n1 darn(s) detected... Firing 1 NRAD (Negation Round for Anti-Darn) salvo(s)...\n\nThreat neutralized.(1 neutralization(s) total.)",
"What a *darn* shame..\n***\n^^Darn ^^Counter: ^^3716",
"Amazing shot!!",
"Things that make you go hmmmm......",
"TOIT",
"SHE'S GOING TO EAT ME!!!!\n\n/Pumba",
"Would you mind providing a link for some of the other photos of your trip? I'd be super interested to see more!",
"Thank you for shooting pictures and not bullets!",
"Inching out of a dust storm. ",
"What difference would you expect to have seen at 1/2000, ISO400 vs. 1/1600, ISO320? Effective EV is the same, and I don't see much motion blur.",
"THIS LOOKS SHOPPED. I CAN TELL FROM SOME OF THE PIXELS AND FROM SEEING QUITE A FEW SHOPS IN MY TIME",
"Incredible shot. Majestic! ",
"Why do you and Thomas Heaton have the same photo of the lion chasing a wildebeest on your respective Instagram accounts?",
"Beautiful shot!",
"Wildebeest literally means \"wild beast\" in Dutch and also probably Afrikaans",
"Beautiful shot!",
"good shot ever seen ",
"Man I have to disagree, not about the picture, it's incredible; the lioness looks completely serene and relaxed if you zoom on just the face and negate the body.. if I didn't know better I'd have guessed she was just laying around chillin'.",
"Does this lion remind anyone else of Patrick Stewart?",
"Mint m8",
"I would love to see what the unedited version of this looked like. ",
"I think you mean Nambia.",
"Don't you mean Nambia?",
"wow lions are ripped",
"Get that lion in a hat and you'll break records",
"This is amazing!! ",
"Let's be real this was on burst. It's still impressive",
"Gee, 5 days and it couldn’t even be bothered to smile. ",
"And the lioness and her pride went hungry. ",
"Username checks out.",
"Why not try KENYAAAAAA!! KENYA! KENYAAAAA!!!!",
"Badass!",
"There are times when a smartphone camera would be just fine enough to take the shot.\n\nThis is **not** one of them. Fantastic shot of a top predator fully focused on survival. Her muscles are taut, she's almost flying and yet her gaze is dead set on that wildebeest just steps ahead of her.",
"Amazing.. Worth all of that preparation!",
"Wow, fantastic shot! ",
"What gear did you used for this? Awesome shot!",
"She fuckin blinked.\n\n",
"There is so much more pride in having taken a picture like this than one with a dead Cecil the lion",
"I made a 1920 x 1080 if anyone wants this for a background. https://i.imgur.com/ROfWz7U.jpg\n",
"This needs to be immortalized across as many mediums as possible",
"2 seconds is a long shutter",
"Do you even hunt, bro?",
" Its not such a ‘shithole’ after all, as it turns out",
"I just did what you said. That’s a look of intensity in those eyes. ",
"*Nambia",
"what's the shit!",
"dose abs",
"Great shot!",
"Is Namibia next to covfefe or nambia? I cant recall what trump said🤔",
"For a second I thought this was a lion getting shot and killed, jesus.",
"embarrassing shot",
"Great picture! Thanks for sharing!!",
"This thread is awesome ",
"Too much clicking I think I just want to scroll through everything. Otherwise it looks nice!",
"Ohhh you're going to love Botswana. We might have been insanely lucky but in a week's safari we had 4 leopard encounters and 2 wild dog encounters, and the number of elephants is just wild. The Delta is an enormous area; two of the main parks are Chobe and Moremi - both are massive. Have a blast!",
"You dragged a piece of meat behind a Jeep for 5 days?",
"The human [equivalent](https://imgur.com/7Tj3uVc)",
"Beautiful pic there. I really like it",
"Must be a slow lion if a 2 second exposure is that sharp.",
"Running to get her self some crypto bargains ",
"I love those pictures of the bears. Their positioning looks so human-like. The tree posing pic and then the last one where he's thinking seriously about some issue or another...probably bitcoin.",
"That’s like 1000 points in Pokémon snap",
"Nice shot! ",
"What kinda “shot” are we talkin?",
"But did you wake up at 3am?",
"I thought it meant \"(Oscar) Wilde beast\", learn something new every day. . .",
"By far the best photo I've seen on here.\n\nNature photography owns all. ",
"Look at the murder paws on that bitch!",
"I think you mean \"Nambia\". You're welcome. --D. Trump",
"George I love this!#!! Thanks for sharing!!💝💝💝",
"Awesome!",
"Magnificent ",
"Wow! ",
"I love your work, even if you say it's outdated your website is very inspiring to pursue photography.\n\nThe lion and the tree really moved me! The sunshine on the bear and the first turtle are pictures I could appreciate everyday as well.\n\n",
"Breathtaking. ",
"She looks so serene, yet completely focused here. Beautiful picture. ",
"I hardly ever save an image from reddit but this is incredible! My favorite part of it is the expression on her face...not to anthropomorphize her but that looks like pure confidence to me!! ",
"Gorgeous photo. One question: how the heck is that lion sprinting after prey...with her mouth closed?!?!",
"Her eyes were closed. Shot ruined /s\n\nGreat shot!",
"that's why i love architecture photography, you just have to watch out for the weather, then go have a beer and do the shot whenever you want, that building ain't going anywhere.",
"You’re welcome. ",
"I think you mean Nambia. ",
"Amazing capture. A Royal Princess on Hunt. ",
"and I can even wait until the picture loads before clicking out of this. we are inundated with easy access to the most exquisite pictures that we fail to be amazed at one like this. sad really",
"Whats it like interacting with african afticans. Like really? Bah, nevermind. This is your career reddit. The only answer you can give is probably not true so you probably wont reply. I get it.",
"Had to scroll too far down to find this 😂👌🏾",
"What's your point about the websites, that they're even worse than his? Cause I agree, his is pretty decent, little changes here and there, nothing big, he's just annoyingly humble and self-deprecating....",
"Thanks very much!",
"Nah sadly only 4.45am soz about that",
"We were in Namibia together. I'm the guy in his videos :)",
"I'm not gonna stop you!",
"I did indeed. I'm the other guy in his Namibia vids.",
"Out of date! Around a year out of date, actually. Not so much the design :)",
"You should see the size of my legs. That fridge is a fast fucker.",
"@GeorgeTheExplorer on IG :)",
"Motion blur, actually. This shot is just *sliiiiggghttttllyyyy* off compared to the rest in the same set. I guess this was her fastest point.",
"Thank you :)",
"Y aye man",
"Wow, thank you ever so much",
"Exactly my point. ",
"Yes, not a bit of energy wasted in her face, all focused on the hunt.",
"Have been to Etosha - I live in South Africa and my family love to drive up at least once a year - and I can’t even begin the imagine the heat and boredom you would have had to overcome. \nWhilst it’s incredible, beautiful place to visit, it really isn’t THAT much more than a superheated salt pan in most (not all) places. \n\nStill. AMAZING photo. ",
"Hèr eyes were a little closed, can you reset and take the shot again? Haha",
"Our :) ",
"SOMEBODY KNOWS OUR COUNTRY!",
"Etosha's great, isn't it? \n\nSpeaking of your subject, is this her?\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/ABnMs.jpg\n\nHere she is again with her main dude.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/jTJkh.png\n\nHis thoughts on the matter amount to, \"What chu doin' lookin' at mah woman?\"\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/L9tJ5.jpg\n\n\nWas this your wildebeest in Etosha?\n\nhttps://imgur.com/YG0Be\n\n\nDid you camp out by the fence at night in the tents? Scary as hell buy an amazing adrenalin rush.\n\nDid you go to Africat in Okonjima? My buddy's farm/ranch is the next property south past the ridge. Here is the view north to Africat.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/DR2PJ.jpg\n\nGlad you got some great shots! Namibia's a gateway drug. It's hard to get it out of your system. : )",
"The kid was cute, what on earth is the problem",
"Awesome shots! \n\nNamibia is unreal. Did you go to the coast? The Namib Desert is like nothing I've ever seen. We had the Interstellar OST on repeat.\n\nAlso, your buddy has a ranch there?! Shit!!! Hook me up! Haha.",
"Sweet photo 😉 On the website part, have you tried Adobe Portfolio? ",
"Looks like it’s about to clap",
"Thank you japan for the automatic cameras you mean",
"Ah yes, this kind of perfectionism reminds me of my Grandma, who, despite universal acclaim would always state her recipe hadn't come out *quite right*. Long ago others had ceased being able to detect the shades of nuance she could discern. I passed this point in my own photography when I still considered myself a beginner (now perhaps I am an enthusiastic amatuer), but 1/5th of a stop - you've given me something to strive for, so thank you for that, /u/GeorgeTheExplorer. And nice shot too.",
"Thank you for computers so you could leave this comment you mean",
"Im a computer myself beep boop",
"Hey I checked out your photos and recognized the picture of Ghost and I remembered the story. The photos look great, keep up the good work",
"nice pic",
"Yeah, did a little time on the coast from Swakop on up north. That seal colony though. Stiiiiiinnnnnkkkkkyyyy!\n\nSo, the photo of the field/veld that I said looks north to Africat? Over that ridge is where Africat starts. To the left 3 km are dinosaur footprints. The place has 2 baboon tribes, various assorted antelope and wandering leopards too. \n\nHope you get back soon!",
"Now someone photoshop a bowling bawl into her paws.",
"On a more serious not.. i cant believe OP shot her.. thats jail time..",
"The best wild hunt/shooting you can ever do is with a camera. Let nature play its naturally designed course, for future generations to see...",
"I remember your leopard in the rain shot - awesome, not not as awesome as this one! Incredible. Can I ask about camera, lens and shot details?"
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Months of planning. 5 days of patience. 2 seconds to get the shot. Thank you, Namibia.
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/r/pics/comments/7r2j8r/saw_this_bumper_sticker/
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[
"Truth in advertising ",
"For a moment, I thought that first sticker was for the Wolf PAC, which is actually a group that's fighting against buying congressmen. ",
"The sale was 'while stocks last' but there's none left.",
"I thought so too",
"Can we set up a kickstarter?",
"Yeah that’s crazy I haven’t seen a DC sticker in forever! ",
"That’s the trunker sticker....",
"I want my congressman in a pair of DC's only!",
"Do they come in a value pack? I would like to save some money by buying bulk.",
"\"Well, I'll tell you something: this country is going to the dogs! You know it used to be that when you bought a politician, that son of a bitch *stayed* bought!\" -Used Cars",
"It's true though. You guys have the best politicians that money can buy.",
"Then...what do they do with the money they raise?",
"Use to wear DC’s all throughout Middle School.",
"“In truth, advertising” - Yoda",
"Truth ",
"With a piece of shit Camry like that he'd be lucky to buy a tank of gas. ",
"Dresden Files",
"we should totally get on this..."
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Saw this bumper sticker.
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/r/pics/comments/7r2jv4/donald_trump_is_63_tall_and_obama_is_61_tall/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Is this what finally brings Drumpf down?",
"So he’s a fucking liar and the people around him are compliant disgusting scumbags?! Color me surprised. ",
"There was no doubt in my mind that the Dr was lying when he said 6'3\"! ",
"yes but who would win in a first lady mud wrestling battle to the death? my money is on michelle...",
"He's Obese. ",
" Shoes, and posture greatly effect height. Is he above lying about his height no, but i stand straight as possible to ensure it's known I'm taller than my brother. ",
"Forced perspective, isn't Obama slightly in front of Drumpf?"
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Donald Trump is 6'3'' tall, And Obama is 6'1" tall.
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/r/pics/comments/7r2mkd/one_year_anniversary_of_this_little_guy_being/
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[
"I hope he gets cancer again",
"What that fuck man not cool",
"God bless us all",
"He looks high",
":O",
"Do yourselves a favor and don't look at OP's post/comment history.",
"I agree, but look at OP's comment history",
"Why because I made a bad post He deserves cancer fuck you",
"who is he? ",
"Because the pic is you, you also posted yourself in /r/roastme and pretending you have cancer doesn't make you less ugly",
"Or maybe I just look similar to my brother. Asshole. ",
"He looks hot and, let me suck that keemo hole boi",
"yep, definitely take a look at OP's comment history. This photo could be a poster representing everything that sucks about Reddit.",
"Fuckin’A man!",
"Why lie about cancer? That shit effects lots of people. 1 of every 3 people on this earth ends up with some form of cancer. It will eventually hurt someone you know and love, maybe even yourself. I hope you grow up and live a cancer free life but don’t lie about this shit. It really fucks people up.",
"Your comment history makes it pretty evident you still have said cancer. ",
"What does that mean! please link example",
"Here ya go: https://reddit.com/r/DunderMifflin/comments/7lkemy/_/dstt4vk/?context=1",
"OP no longer has cancer. OP is cancer.",
"OP IS the cancer.",
"Because he attacked me first\n[proof](https://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/7r1knm/comment/dstuk5t?st=JCJSMF1N&sh=e0931f47) ",
"Lol stop fucking up your future, making a scene with yourself large enough and employers will notice.",
"How will employers see",
"This is the face of a lonely boy growing up alone on the internet. Mad because we all had sex with his mom, don’t laugh at his 69 jokes, and point out that he is in fact the cancer he spoke of.",
"Litteralty this is a picture of my real brother I’m a bad guy sure no need to take it out on him please stop",
"Now we all have cancer aids from OP.",
"You lost that right buddy. Especially when you asked whether it should be all the gays or the blacks that get killed. ",
"For a second he was outside in the bright sun and those were ufos flying around his head.",
"You’re sick dude ",
"Karma whore",
"How??"
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One year anniversary of this little guy being cancer free
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/r/pics/comments/7r2nuo/anyone_moaning_about_the_weathercould_be_worse_it/
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[
"Alright this shrinkage contest is over ",
"The ice on the eyelashes looks painful",
"100%",
"How long till any exposed skin is frostbitten? I can't imagine anyone could last long",
"Google told me 10 minutes for -60F. ",
"STOP REPOSTING!!!",
"The Navy used to teach the 30-30-30 rule. Exposed skin will freeze solid in 30 seconds at -30 degrees with a wind velocity of 30 miles an hour.",
"Is there any moisture left in the air?",
"It's a given that we're gonna see this same image reposted at least 3x daily, everytime with a different title, different temp, but still the same repost.",
"-60c is much colder than -60f",
"Exactly my point. So imagine -60c",
">\tOnce the wind chill makes the temperature feel like –28 or colder, exposed skin can freeze in under 30 minutes. When it drops to –40, frostbite can occur in less than 10 minutes. Take it to –55, and you're in danger within two minutes. Anything colder than that and Environment Canada warns you shouldn't go outside at all.\n\n[cbc ](https://www.google.ca/amp/www.cbc.ca/amp/1.1209140)",
"In some areas of the Northern Plains and Upper Midwest, wind chill reached below negative 60 degrees, according to the NWS, when exposed skin can freeze in just freeze in 10 minutes. \n\nBusiness insider",
"Hey! Quit moaning about the weather!",
"I was just letting you know the info for the temperature in your title.",
"Not arguing. Just showing how our articles show different numbers. It’s weird ",
"Because yours is Fahrenheit and mine is Celsius ",
"-55c is about -67f. Mine says 10 minutes for -60f, yours says 2min for -55c"
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Anyone moaning about the weather...could be worse, it is currently -62c in a village called Oymyakon, in Russia.
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[
"https://youtu.be/CtwJvgPJ9xw?t=14s",
"judge smails ride",
"That's actually amazing ",
"I imagine this belongs to someone who lives in a gated community, is a member of the HOA, carries a clip board, is over the age of 50, and likely located in florida. ",
"Crazy to think he is a big time investor now...",
"Paseo",
"nice"
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'57 Chevy Golf Cart
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[
"This is my mindset every day. \"I knew I shouldn't have left the house\"",
"What's downstream of this? ",
"I mean they had to close down schools and all.. 31° F gets pretty cold. Poor kids.\n Ha.",
"Houston, we have a problem.",
"🎶 fuck this shit I'm out 🎶 ",
"Looks like a normal day",
"Probably an icy road and little bit of sleet. Perfectly fine if you drive 35mph like normal people do in inclement weather.",
"It was 18 degrees last night. It hasn’t been that cold here since 1996. Give us a break! ",
"Okay. Icy roads or not this pisses me off, doing a u-turn to drive the wrong way down an on-ramp is not acceptable",
"Wow must be rough, the real feel here in Minnesota last weekend was -59 with windchill",
"You have clothes and buildings with insulation to deal with that though. Texans do not have large winter coats, their plumbing is done on outside walls with little to no insulation. Their infrastructure isn't prepared for freezing weather.",
"This.... this is why I live in the north. Up here it's perfectly legal to beat the shit out of idiots who do that.",
"And Texans do the opposite. 70mph and slam on their brakes. ",
"Tell that noob!",
"I'll take your complaints after Minnesota has a 112° heatwave and a Cat 4 Hurricane. In the same month. ",
"\"NOooooope. Nopenopenopenope.\"",
"It was a highway closed off due to Ice. ",
"You don't have clothes in Texas? Wow, how unfortunate. Maybe they should of prepared for these possibilities instead of overlooking them",
"What if there was an accident or sudden road closure ahead? That would make this necessary. ",
"granted... that is a LOT of lanes. I've never driven on a highway that had more than three. ",
"Why would they close it off anywhere but just at an off ramp, so people can get off the freeway sensibly?",
"They probably are diverting everyone behind them at the offramp, this is just everyone in front of them",
"There wasn’t. ",
"Houstonian here. Cops and fire dept were shutting down a lot of areas. Some places had people sitting idly for hours. Nobody was getting on that ramp from what I understand. ",
"Must be as bad as 110 with humidity. But that’s nasty cold. ",
"As a native Houstonian we have some of the dumbest drivers. Most of them moved here from out of state.",
"Houston has on / off ramps that are from 50 ro 80 feet high. Damn scary and lethal when icy.",
"Interstate 10 is 26 lanes wide through most of Houston. ",
"that is insane. ",
"I wonder if they'd make an exception and let somebody who flashes a Minnesota driver's license through. ",
"I'll keep that in mind next time I'm on a blocked section of highway. \"Gee, I'd really like to get off this road, but u/Spazghost says it makes him mad.\"",
"Eh, not sure about that at all.",
"Its okay, you can say Louisiana.",
"I was about to call bullshit, but I think I just realized you are including frontage/service roads?",
"If you aren't used to (or properly equipped for) slippery roads, this is to be expected. Slippery roads are great excuse for being late or not even showing up at all. ;)\n\nSafety fourth!\n\n/Canadian",
"Nope. Not including frontage roads. It's insane. ",
"Whoa.",
"Looks like Mexico city everyday traffic",
"Doesn't mean you get to decide to illegally use it",
"But mom, everybody was doing it. "
] | 40 |
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[
"Where is this?",
"Gosh damn it, the onions are strong today. ",
"Turkey [Turkish Source](http://m.hurriyet.com.tr/sobayi-benzinle-tutustururken-evi-yandi-kedisine-sarilarak-izledi-40712817) ",
"Outside.",
"I salute you sir...",
"But seriously. That's what I would do too: save my rabbits. Everything else doesn't matter.",
"That’s a cat, genius.\n\n(kidding...)",
":(",
"https://imgur.com/a/zsrEV",
"He didn't have any dry firewood so he tried to light his heating stove with gasoline. He had 14 chicken in basement, he lost 13 of them. "
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/r/pics/comments/7r2v83/our_local_sams_club_is_closing_and_today/
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[
"Nice pull... you won't have to buy diapers for... a few days!!! :)\nCongrats on the twins.",
"Don’t forget the wipes! That’s awesome 😎 ",
"That'll last you a week. Two, tops.",
"The reason behind the closings are so fucked up. Fuck Walmart",
"Honestly, we were planning. To go cloth diapers. I have no idea how many I need. ",
"Hahaha thanks",
"They were out, but thanks for the reminder! I did snag some Johnson and Johnson baby soap/shampoo stuff. First kids so just kind of winging this haha",
"Please don’t say that. ",
"Just did the math. 2923 poops. (Or pees if they are both girls). ",
"Oh cool. Should be good for the first week. /s",
"Depends on which type of cloth you do. We did hybrid cloth ( separate liner and outside part, worked much like a regular diaper). We got about 30 liners and about 20 outer parts. Cost about $200 but WAY cheaper in the long run than disposable. Look at G-diapers. Worked well for us.",
"That's a good start. The \"N\" size only fits for a couple months, and you've got lots of 1s.\n\nIn the meantime, stack em against an outside wall and enjoy the extra insulation.",
"Thanks for letting us know...",
"Killing me",
"Hahaha good idea! I had to get what was left in stock, and this was everything. I’ve heard they let you ‘trade up’ if you don’t open the box though. ",
"Do girls not poop? No one told me that. Am I actually a man?",
"That’s the exact kind we got! We have a few outsides and a pack or two of the inserts. We’re still excited to use them when convenient. I was surprised at how cool they look haha. ",
"That's not enough.",
"Brilliant! ",
"You need to sort all this out for yourself I think. You got this. ",
"No; kinda serious.\n\nYou have 392 Newborn diapers.\n\nMy kids used about 16 diapers per day, average as a newborn. (Hopefully yours aren't as poop-happy as mine were. Plus twins.) So, some maths... 16*7= 112 * 2 =224 (For one kid) *2. That's 448 diapers between two kids in two weeks.\n\nHope you have good employment. The number drops considerably though as they get older.\n",
"So, two for the price of one. And not just the goods :-)",
"3 yo, zero diapers but he eats SO MUCH FOOD.",
"It’s really a bummer, mostly because they carry our dog food and are super close to home. We’ll switch to Costco now which is exciting. ",
"Don't even get me started on the food costs! Reproduction is so expensive.",
"Damn. Maybe they’ll get big fast and fit on the 8-14lbers right away!! I don’t know how this works. \n\nI do have good employment, luckily I’ll be home with the babies on parental leave longer than my wife so hopefully I can use quite a few of the reusable ones. ",
"I think you just won the Dad award right there",
"We have twins and I can say that's not nearly enough...",
"And here I thought I was just constipated!",
"Identical twin here. You better start drinking.",
"We’re thinking about making our own baby food, did you try that by any chance? ",
"My first born is 17 and eats a lot but it's the car that's expensive and college starts next August.",
"Enjoy your leave. You will be exhausted and sometimes frustrated, know that it’s ok. This time will fly by and you’ll look back on it with fondness knowing it was all worth it. Don’t be afraid to have a lot of skin to skin contact with your babies. They need it and crave it. It’s not something most men think of doing. Congrats!",
"This made me smile so much. It took us a couple years to get pregnant. I’m so ready. ",
"You might also find they outgrow newborn nappies pretty damn quickly aswell, my kid started in size 1's",
"That’s what I was hoping... until the pre-bill from the OB came. They charge for both! ",
"I thought so! It was worth waiting in the cold for them to let me in! ",
"It’s all they had in stock. I’m all ears for any advice you want to throw my way as you think of it haha. ",
"Hahahahaha ",
"I can't fathom the number of semi trucks that customers backed into the entrance of the store the moment they opened",
"Not really in 1s for long though, should have gotten more 3s 4s",
"What reasons would those be",
"If you're pregnant are you a dad, or a man mom?",
"My wife was premature and she is very petite, so we may have some pretty small newborns. We’ll see! ",
"So it begins....",
"Thanks for this. I’m so freaking excited now. ",
"The wipes that Sam's sells are *ok* but they seem to be tied together like blankets someone would use to escape from a house. You'll want to look around and pay a few cents more for other brands. Target's Up & Up brand is pretty good (I like the unscented type)",
"I’m curious too. I just figured ours was because it’s about 25 miles from a MUCH busier one and was a bit outdated so they closed instead of doing a rebuild. ",
"Ugh, I had to work and save for my own of both you mention...wondering if I’ll be nice like you are or “instructive” and “character building” like mine were!",
"I’m the dad, mom is on here somewhere... ",
"Thanks for the tip!",
"It was intense. It’s been 5 days of 25% off to get here. One employee was talking about how they usually do 90k a day in sales and Saturday they did 1.2 million. No idea how trustworthy that is but I believe it, the lines were insane. ",
"Bought everything in stock. I heard you can trade up if you don’t open the box. ",
"*The retail giant said it would raise its minimum wage to $11 an hour and pay employees bonuses up to $1,000 following the passage of the tax reform bill. However, while Republicans and others were celebrating the news, a separate story broke. Wal-Mart had slapped \"closed\" notices on dozens of Sam's Clubs stores across the country.*",
"I'm proud to say she seems to be a really good and responsible person and helping her get out in the world as much as we can is really our pleasure. To be fair, the car is old and the school is public, but still... \n\nAnd she does seem appreciative, which is nice.",
"Not really a reason in there, definitely a bummer though. ",
"Sam's was already cheap on the diapers and the formula so what a great deal. Nice haul!",
"We did; as far as newborns go, your best financially economic method of feeding is breastfeeding. Since you have twins; you might need to cut that with formula.\n\nFor food, we mostly turned soft fruits like bananas and peaches into a mush with a special grinder, and fed fresh. We didn't try the heavy duty stuff that required a lot of work though. It was so much easier opening a bottle of baby food for meats and veggies.\n\n",
"The problem is grinding the baby up fine enough to make a paste.",
"You raised a good on, sounds like :)",
"Daddy tip - Your wife will be exhausted. If you can, let her sleep as much as possible. (Get up for her to change diapers, and feed via bottle if she pumps or you do formula.) Your wife will not only think of you as a superhero, but you'll also get to bond with your babies just a little bit more.\n\nAlso, as far as growth, twins tend (Not always though! Check with your doc!) to be delivered a bit smaller than normal and earlier, so they won't be fitting those other diapers anytime soon.",
"Thanks! Some were on instant savings and THEN 50% off. I couldn’t contain myself. ",
"Host a diapers for dad party. I did this for my brother and my buddy they both had enough diapers to get them through about a year. Also congrats on the twins! My twin brother and I fought like crazy growing up but there was always a mutual love and respect for one another. He’s my best friend.\n \n/r/twins\n \n/r/parentsofmultiples \n \nProbably some more helpful tips in there!",
"It's so obvious why though. ",
"That's a great start. My only advice is keep any eye out for diapers/wipes to go on sale at Costco and stock up when they do. We've bought as much as 6 cases in a single trip.",
"Yeah this is a good start. ",
"Life Pro Tip: starve your newborns in order to save on food and diapers!",
"Good work ",
"Love it. I saw that post about the dad who takes his newborn into the other room to play video games in the AM... brilliant ",
"So starve my wife. She’s nimble though... I’ll have to start planning now ",
"I just feel bad having the events just to ask for stuff... I don’t know. \n\nI just added those thanks!",
"Man. This is so real. ",
"Bought every box they had. ",
"Seriously... if you have a laundry room with a sink, look into \"cloth\" diapers, which are nowadays these leakproof trunks with inserts made of bamboo and charcoal. You'll save a ton of money, and it's only moderately disgusting *if you have a sink in your laundry* - if you don't, then expect to use about 160 diapers a month per child.\n\nSource: guess.\n\nedit: [These](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0105GC5GA/)\n\nedit 2: ugh. you also need a plunger and Dawn dish soap. The dish soap you need to \"strip\" the diapers about every 3 weeks. HMU if you want no-BS info.\n\nedit 3: since someone mentioned wipes, we use J&J \"bath soap\" lavender (sleepytime soap), 6 squirts into 20Oz of hot water, to three slips of [these dry wipes](https://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0054JESY6/), which is about 150 wipes each batch. We have an old luvs/huggies box that we keep the now-wet dry wipes in. they were recommended by the hospital nurses, and it's what they use.\n\nGrandma uses washcloths. She crazy tho.",
"So, there's absolutely no way that the \"dozens\" of stores could have been unprofitable or in an area that just couldn't support a Sam's club? There are certainly more reasons to these closings rather than \"hurr Durr evil Walmart!\"\n\nEveryone is laughing at businesses like Sears because they expanded far too much in the 90's to a point where they can't really compete any longer, yet Walmart and other businesses are supposed to follow the same pattern by needlessly keeping unprofitable stores open because reasons. ",
"Anchorage? The one off Muldoon had a stupid line. We didn't know wtf was going on until we looked it up lol. ",
"Or donate them to a local daycare. They really appreciate that kind of stuff. Incidentally, if daycare is in your future, most do not accept cloth diapering. They just don't have the staff/time to hand wash every diaper per kid several times a day. \n\nPro tip. Leave baskets with diapers, wipes, lotion, and a changing pad (or doggy pee pad) around your house. Espeically next to wherever your wife and baby are sleeping. Nobody wants to pick up a squalling baby in the dark and navigate to a changing table. \n\nAlso, invest in a small, low wattage light to carry around for the same reason. Even better if you can find one that auto turns off after a set amount of time. Also, also. A white noise machine. Both were super instrumental in helping my baby (and me) fall back asleep quickly after middle of the night wake ups.\n\nGood luck, OP! ",
"Nice ad",
"Awesome ideas! Will do",
"Right, and I’m fairly certain the decision to close a chunk of locations isn’t something that happens over night. It’s a bummer for me but I see how it makes sense to the business. ",
"I wish! Man I love Alaska. ",
"For a closing store? Does this mean I get paid!??? Send wipes. ",
"Whether you’re paid or not this is advertising",
"Deep. ",
"At least 1 more that you end up buying. Damn you Murphy!!",
"This is much more important in keeping stores open than how much wages are. There are loads of other factors such as Internet infrastructure in the area, competition in the area, etc. RadioShack is a good example of this, when they were basically \"sold\" to Sprint a bunch of rural stores were kept open because the internet in the area wasn't good enough that Amazon took enough Business and there wasn't a Best buy or similar competitor in close proximity so that RadioShack still had a good chance of being profitable in that area. The rest of the locations were either closed, sold to another group, or turned into Sprint locations.\n\nReddit likes to circlejerk about how big business is evil. But most of Reddit doesnt even have an idea how decisions like these are made. ",
"Abortions are cheaper.",
"Mom of two here.... you may want to go back and get more size 3s. They will be in that size longest. At least mine were. Congrats!",
"> 2923 poops. (Or pees if they are both girls). \n\nYou know baby boys don't pop out half potty-trained, right?",
"I'm also expecting twins, and I'm insanely jealous of you right now. Well done. ",
"Wow look at all that land fill.....\n",
"That’s about a weeks worth. ",
"I'm so happy for you! You'll be a great dad.",
"*whoosh*",
"Good start. My twins just turned one. I had a big diaper party. Didn’t buy diapers for 8 months. We are on Amazon Prime. You get 15% off diapers. Good luck. All I can say is... sleep when they sleep. #twins",
"Check your local walgreens my dude, at my store we recently 50’d our 90’packs of huggies",
"There any chance this was in the Quad Cities? Totally got a TV today. Lol",
"True about the sizes, but because they’re twins, they’ll likely be smaller. ",
"You’re also getting TWO, so they’ll likely be very small. ",
"Was this in AZ by chance? The one near me is doing this exact same thing.",
"We did the cloth diapers for 3.5 years. It does save money. And it is probably better for Mother Nature. But they are also extra work and definetely more messy. I’m glad we used them. And I was extatic when we finally stopped. We used disposables for the last year and a half of my youngest.",
"I read this as captain Kirk.",
"I was thinking to myself... \"gee, that's a lot of newborns. They'll never use all of those.\" And then I reread the title and saw it was twins. Yup, gonna need'em!",
"Yay? Twins :(\n\nJk, kids are a blast",
"[Convert this into a stroller](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/006/553/1183378165434.jpg) and just invest in a power washer.\n\nIt's only for the first few years.",
"You don't need shampoo or soap for babies. Seriously. Warm water bath every day. A little soap for particularly disgusting parts is fine. But generally soap will remove good bacteria and dry skin without any benefit.",
"We planned to go cloth and did. Had a few different types, special cleaning soap and all. You need to be really committed to it to stick it out. We lasted a couple of weeks and ended up giving away loads of brand new cloth diapers. Disposable is just so so so much faster and easier, of you're even a little lazy you will talk yourself into using them.",
"Please research baby lead weaning. I believe it's better for the child and it's certainly better than having to get special food or making purees. If you can't figure it out or why someone would like it message me. I'll happily go on and on.",
"Good to know",
"I’m just hoping we pepper in the ones we have ",
"Perfect. ",
"Haha thank! Are you finding out he sex? We’re going to be surprised ",
"Boys? Girls? Thanks for the tip!",
"Haha nope, but nice haul! The TV’s we’re all gone by today out here but I scored a Vizio M series at 25% off for the bedroom. ",
"Nope, but I wish I was waiting outside in AS this morning. Balls it was cold. I think they closed like 85 or so? ",
"Haha",
"It’s a bunch of emotions at once that’s for sure, but we’ve been trying for a couple years. I couldn’t be happier. ",
"A youtuber I follow also did This with his kids. Made for some interesting Lets play videos",
"Go back to YouTube. ",
"Hahaha I just noticed, how- Terrible it is. It stays! ",
"Time to be famous. I’m in. ",
"Do you remember how much that made them? ",
"Kids are fun, my advice would be to think of it as shifting gears in life. All too often people see it as a change of life, don’t. Don’t change, just be yourself and incorporate the babies in. \n\nEdit: I’m 33 with 3 girls, I don’t have all the answers but try my best",
"I just had my first child just over a month ago. I didn't believe everyone when they said how many diapers you go through. It's ridiculous. Oh and good luck getting sleep I can't imagine trying to do that with twins that wake up at different times.",
"Looks like you got the first month covered.",
"Amazon wish list and hand link out to friends and family. Don't worry about asking for things like diapers and such. Most people will automatically buy clothing without even thinking about the small things that you'll be using every day. Had 3 friends all expecting around the same time last year and got them all a box of diapers + two packs of wipes as a baby shower gift. ",
"Great idea and good to hear. ",
"That’s what we’ve been hearing",
"One of each. Best of both worlds. Keep them on a strict schedule if you can. Ours were 5 weeks premature. But keeping them on schedule will help with your sleep. ",
"63 of them are closing.",
"Nice dude....seriously.",
"I'm sure you don't need another membership, but Costco's Kirkland diapers are great. They have cheap (name brand) wipes too. And they deliver to your house (free shipping)! Best of luck with your kiddos!",
"A couple of months? \n\nMan, my kid was born at 37 weeks and was 6lbs 8oz. But he grew so quick, we were barely in N sized diapers for a month. We bought WAY too many and wound up giving them away. ",
"Congrats...no deals to be had at my sams. When I went last weekend, it was picked clean. ",
"Now you need a Diaper Genie or twelve. And a wipe warmer. And so many wipes.",
"You definitely don’t need to strip the diapers if you’re washing them right. Especially with dish liquid. We’ve been in cloth for about a year and haven’t stripped our diapers except for when we first got them and that was with bleach. ",
"I didn't like the wipes warmer. It dried out the bottom part of the package of wipes. We only used it on our first baby. We haven't missed it.\n\nWe have the \"diaper champ\" upstairs, and I really like that we can use regular tall kitchen bags with it. We have the \"Ubbe\" metal pail downstairs. I prefer the champ, even though the Ubbe costs 2X.\n\nCheers!",
"So true. We didn't do this with our first and didn't sleep for a year!",
"They eat every two hours, and at first, it takes them 45 minutes. Do the math! They get where they can do it in 15 later. The SECRET is to buy those boxes of two ounce infant formula (Infamil) and feed one bottle just before you go to bed. The baby can eat while asleep. The formula lasts longer in the stomach than breast milk and you will catch a few more zzzzs! \n\nMy other tip, is to check with your doctor and figure out when to stop feeding them at night. (3-4 months) THIS is what starts them sleeping through. At first you give them water, but after a while, they learn to sleep. Good luck!!!",
"* Casual Cloth Diaper\n\n* Business Cloth Diaper\n\n* Formal Cloth Diaper\n\n* Sporty Cloth Diaper",
"Congrats on the twins :) ",
">And it is probably better for Mother Nature. \n\nThis may not be entirely clear, think of all the soap and water used.\n",
"As a quite fresh father of twins, congratulations! Now buy more diapers.",
"I just saw an ad that if you download the sams clubs app, you scan the barcode for everything in your cart and you can skip the checkout lane. Interesting times are coming folks!",
"As a father of Twin boys, You may want to go back for more! Good find.",
"Cloth diapers.... Yes All my friends who have a single baby recommended them. We are talking twins, its all ready twice the diapers and twice the poop, don't make it worse. ",
"We did this during the puree food phase of our twins. Food processor does wonders and buy fruit when on sale and freeze it. Aldi was great for us.",
"/r/clothdiaps",
"Provide whisk(e)y and beer and expect to profit modestly. Try to hide your shock when you end up with enough diapers to last through a dozen twins.\n\nGuys aren't good at presents for the most part but if you tell us what to buy and give us an excuse to get out of the house for a bit, we'll bury you in whatever it is we were told to bring.",
"Do yourself a favor and get your water tested. Hard water makes cloth diapers a nightmare (and will cause rashes on the babies if you can't get the diapers fully clean).\n\nAlso, will one of you stay at home full time with the babies? If not, consider _not_ going cloth. The babies are already going to nearly double your laundry assuming you have no kids now, and diapers are going to take that to triple. \n\nThere's also a certain freedom that comes from being able to change a diaper while on out and about and being able to *throw it away* instead of packing it up and taking that little gem home with you. Consider cloth 90% of the time and keeping a supply of disposables handy for days out. \n\nIf you do decide to go cloth, it sounds like you're looking at the hybrid G-diapers already, so you're on the right track at least. ",
"I'm here!!",
"How many diapers does the average baby use? I have no perspective on this.",
"You definitely need more 2-3",
"Your guess is as good as mine ",
"I already know. One of each. ",
"I'm seeing double! 4 Krustys!",
"debatable for sure."
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Our local Sam’s club is closing and today everything dropped to 50% off. We’re also expecting twins.
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[
"r/slightlyracisttitle",
"😂 good one",
"What's with her/his right eye, just curious?",
"He’s a blue merle Aussie. They are prone to having different color eyes. He can see fine out of both. ",
"Thank you. Glad to hear that. I thought he had some problem with it."
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When you’re a southern dog this white stuff can be confusing
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[
"As someone who works a couple hundred meters in front of you... you are a fucking moron. Multiple points in the day ice breakers, coast guard, sugar boats could all be coming through and weakening that ice. Please don't skate in Toronto harbor :(",
"Actually no, we dont do this. Please select a different title.",
"That's a good photo. \n \nPro Tip, don't skate there :) ",
"Jeez... Did you come out all that way from the visible shore, or is there a nearer shore behind the camera? In the former case, I'm astounded it's frozen that far out."
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How us Canadians commute to work every morning ;)
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[
"D fuk",
"Steve Aokis going through a weird phase rn",
"bahahaha its funny cause steve aoki sucks",
"He'll be spinning some old stuff and new stuff from his albums \"The Testaments\""
] | 4 |
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Dj Jesus
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