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/r/pics/comments/7r35bn/the_love_of_my_life_3/
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[
"This is a nice post.",
"She is so gorgeous and I love having her be my photography model <3 I am getting a new camera hopefully soon, so I hope to shoot pictures with her a lot more often :D",
"excuse me?",
"If you really love her, you shouldn't post pictures of her to internet strangers. Perhaps keep that to private social media sites? You're basically asking for it from this crowd.",
"I mean, this is a SFW friendly site/subreddit. Safe on here. It aint a big deal unless you make it one. I just want to share with people that I love my gal (and I do photography and portrait work of her so I'm kinda sharing that work as well)",
"Well, best regards to you then sir"
] | 7 |
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The Love of My Life <3
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/r/pics/comments/7r36ph/heart_attack_a_pizza_box_filled_with_french_fries/
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[
"sounds great eggscept for the mayo.",
"Not the best idea to put it all in one box, but why not? ",
"Chips and mayo is great.",
"I think you missed the yolk.",
"Chips and mayo is no joking matter.",
"To be fair, this *was* some *drunk* guy's idea, he wanted \"bit of everything\", so they did, a pizza box was just a container they had on hand.",
"Post dumpster dive satchel booty\n "
] | 7 |
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"Heart attack", a pizza box filled with french fries, bacon slices, döner meat, fried eggs, grilled sausage pieces with mustard, ketchup, chopped onions, relish, mayonneise sauce. Drunk food in Finland
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/r/pics/comments/7r3ej3/my_goodnatured_son_after_an_accident_on_the/
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[
"Your son has the most gorgeous blue eyes!",
"When my daughter was 3 (now almost 10) she tripped on the curb going up the driveway and face planted. One front tooth came flying out and the other was holding on buy a thread and the dentist had to pull it. It was a good 3 or 4 years before the new ones grew in. Kids amiright?",
"Thanks for validating my fears about letting my kids near the treadmill.",
"He had strict orders to keep hands off of my treadmill. He was at a friends house with a group of boys betting to see who could run the fastest on their treadmill. He lost. 😊",
"Why thank you!"
] | 5 |
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My good-natured son after an accident on the treadmill knocked some of his teeth out.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3h0y/a_rainy_day_at_bruce_bay_on_new_zealands_west/
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[
"Quite melancholy. Bit haunting, even.",
"Thank you - that was the feel I was hoping for! It was a pretty creepy place irl, but on a good day it's also amazingly peaceful",
"No problem, it looks like it would be incredible to be there. Great job capturing it."
] | 3 |
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A rainy day at Bruce Bay on New Zealand's West Coast
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/r/pics/comments/7r3h81/trumps_cognitive_assessment_results/
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"There is riper fruit at the top of the tree, you just have to climb up there and get it",
"/u/simonwarrington, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No comics, maps or infographics.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/simonwarrington&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r3h81/trumps_cognitive_assessment_results/?context=10\\))"
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Trump's cognitive assessment results
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/r/pics/comments/7r3hrb/located_on_ku_campus_a_jayhawk_made_entirely_of/
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[
"Rock, Chalk, Shame Walk",
"Some of the girls are spread eagle too",
"I'd wager they have a good representation of spread faces too.",
"Just a school who beats its chest being politically correct you would think this wouldn’t be allowed.",
"Can we get a version with less pixels? We can almost make out the images with this amazing JPG.",
"I think this pic was taken in a rush. It was sent to me. ",
"Enhance...",
"Is it art?",
"And they say harassment is dead in the bible belt.",
"What logo is this? I swear I had a wallet with this lil guy on it when I was a kid."
] | 10 |
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Located on KU campus. A Jayhawk made entirely of pics of naked women.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3jtc/an_irish_elk_a_species_who_lived_along_side/
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"They ranged from Europe to China. The name is owed to the fact that the majority of specimens have been recovered from Irish bogs. There antlers were the largest of any know deer species, measuring 12 ft from tip to tip. [Wiki.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Irish_elk?wprov=sfla1)",
"I am going to take a wild guess and say we hunted them to extinction.",
"Nature's forklifts",
"The fashion sense 9000 BC was questionable.",
"I bet they were delicious.",
"looks like a Newfoundland speedbump",
"nice rack",
"Must've been a field day for hunters to hunt these ridiculously clumsy creatures down.",
"You mean battle moose. ",
"Fucking humans. Used think is was a problem we couldn't fly to the stars, now I consider it a wonderful blessing.",
"Just imagine what creatures we could harvest there! /s",
"Neck game stronger than OP’s mom.",
"[Don't talk about my mother like that.](https://i.imgur.com/qHWN7ZX.jpg)",
"/r/naturewasmetal",
"You mean a normal moose?",
"Please tell me someone is working on cloning this beast. ",
"Yeah, make a good sci-fi story where the hunters wake up to a big surprise when their prey turn out to be not what they appear and the humans end up being on the menu of their intended prey"
] | 17 |
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An Irish Elk, a species who lived along side humans as recently as 9,000 BC.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3mwh/415_am_alone_at_a_bait_and_tackle_shop_in_the_snow/
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[
"I dig it. Good picture, which means /r/pics will upvote politics, pictures of a sign, or copycat image over it.",
"Post a comment so we know you made it through the night. Pretty sure we've seen this scene in every horror movie ever.",
"Im here. I’m okay.",
"Whew! Thank goodness! 😄",
"Lol.",
"lets get to the important part. where's the fish you caught?",
"ive always wanted to own a small diner in the middle of no-where or like a tackle/ general store in the middle of no-where."
] | 7 |
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4:15 am alone at a bait and tackle shop in the snow.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3npp/happy_96th_birthday_to_betty_white/
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[
"\"Where the fuck am I?\"",
"We are all Betty White on this blessed day!",
"We will be once she drains our essence to fuel her immortality.",
"Honestly, I just hope I live to be half her age...",
"I am so glad she made it through the 2017 celebrity apocalypse.",
"Betty has been my free pass since as long as I have had a free pass. Amazing lady, and so naughty.",
"Wait, I thought that was 2016. Or 2015. Maybe it was 2014. So many celebrities die every year I can't seem to remember which one we artificially tag as the worst year.\n\nMaybe you are right. The correct answer might always be last year until we get to July and then it is the current year.",
"[Cheers!](https://media.giphy.com/media/BNjLM5WNcVyM0/giphy.gif)",
"Thank you for being a friend",
"Lord how is she 96. Ages gracefully I would say",
"she basically invented 'hide the fist'",
"Her secret to longevity? \"Vodka and hot dogs, probably in that order.”\n\n\n[Source](http://www.dispatch.com/entertainment/20180117/betty-white-turns-96-today-credits-vodka-and-hot-dogs)",
"How many of these threads are we going to have today? ",
"As many as we want. She is revered on Reddit!",
"She's mentally sharp as hell.",
"It was a joke because of her expression, didn't realize she had so many grandkids on reddit ready to pounce over nothing.",
"How many Reddit 14 year olds have actually watched her stuff? I doubt many. ",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/UvuaaZ0.jpg) is a significantly higher resolution version of this image. [Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/event/betty-white-celebrates-93rd-birthday-on-the-set-of-hot-in-cleveland-532847835#actresses-valerie-bertinelli-wendie-malick-betty-white-and-jane-pose-picture-id461654110) is the source of this image, where it provides the following context and attribution:\n\n> Hot at 93! Betty White celebrated her 93rd birthday on the set of her show \"Hot in Cleveland\" held at CBS Studios-Radford in California on Jan. 16, 2015. The \"Hot in Cleveland\" star turns 93 on Jan. 17, 2015 and looks better than ever in a hot pink zip-up and earring and lips to match.\n\n> MARK DAVIS/GETTY IMAGES\n\n[Here](https://www.gettyimages.com/photos/mark-davis-betty-white?family=editorial&mediatype=photography&phrase=mark%20davis%20%22betty%20white%22&sort=mostpopular) you can see more images from this shoot.",
"Golden Girls has again become very popular lately. I wouldn't discount 14 year olds not knowing her."
] | 19 |
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Happy 96th birthday to Betty White
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/r/pics/comments/7r3ohe/i_made_a_pendant_and_my_dog_thinks_its_food/
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"Dogs operate on the wise survival principle of assuming everything is food, and if it turns out not to be they can always throw it back up later. ",
"Makes some sense.",
"Can confirm. Source: have dog that eats everything and throws up alot. "
] | 3 |
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I made a pendant and my dog thinks it's food.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3ora/yup_babies_look_cute_in_hats_so_heres_my_son_cash/
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"Cash him outside, how bow dah ",
"You named your child Cash?",
"looking so funny :)\n",
"I dunno. The other pics looked a little cleaner. Yours looks like a regular facebook picture.",
"Cash is so old school. Should've named him bitcoin",
"Yup. ",
"Our friends had a onsie with that on it made for him. Haha",
"He's a happy boy! Haha",
"That's fantastic hahaha",
"Just a phone pic. I cropped it in to just his face. Probably why it doesn't look that nice. ",
"I'll keep that in mind for the next one! Haha",
"You also happy ",
"FB is that way - - - - - - - - >",
"You should name the next one Carrey/Kerri.",
"Is Cash short for Cassius? Like Cassius Clay?",
"OOf child on reddit, be careful ",
"Nope. like ca$h money yo! Hey OP, he doesnt have a dollar sign in his name, does he?",
"Nope. His name on the birth certificate is Cash Franklin. Although, i joked that I wanted his middle name to be \"money\". Haha"
] | 20 |
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Yup, babies look cute in hats. So, Here's my son, Cash.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3pe7/donald_trump_has_incredible_jeans/
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Mom jeans. ",
"Who the fuck wears socks on the beach?",
"Thats a rather unfortunately timed photo, that leg looks like he has a long but horribly deformed penis..... I can't unsee this now..",
"Grandma jeans.",
"The best jeans ask anyone.",
"“Fortunately timed photo.” FTFY.",
"Or jeans",
"not when I wake up screaming tonight....",
"Not all beaches are warm and sunny",
"Shit. He's got tiny fucking feet too. Everything about him says he has a tiny dick. ",
"Context, look behind him",
"noice ponytail",
"All 6-3 235 lb of 'em",
"High n tight",
"That was taken back when he was 6' 9'' and weighed 175 pounds."
] | 16 |
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Donald Trump has incredible jeans
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/r/pics/comments/7r3qfv/warning_be_careful_around_university_book_stores/
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"Yes! University bookstores are out to scam you and make you spend insane amounts that you don't need to. Amazon is amazing and chegg.com is worth a shot.",
"Book on Computer Arch...Author checks out",
"/u/Crazypete3, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Crazypete3&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r3qfv/warning_be_careful_around_university_book_stores/?context=10\\))",
"My college always waited until the few days before the start of class to publish the required book lists for each class to force us to go to the bookstore. By the time we got our lists, the online sources were sold out, and even if they weren't, we wouldn't get them in time. ",
"So if I printed it off on paper, I'd be good? =P",
"sure",
"Why do they not allow screenshots though, is it like something that defeats the purpose of the picture category or is it other reasons? "
] | 7 |
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WARNING: Be careful around university book stores this semester! Price difference between what was offered and what I found on Amazon at an alternative bookstore.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3vfv/my_steak_looks_like_the_millennium_falcon/
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[
"When you have money, but no Legos",
"Beat me to it, GODAMMIT!",
"\"your\" steak.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/food/comments/7r2tlv/homemade_2kg_reverse_sear_wing_ribsirloin_very/",
"eat those rebel scum. "
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My steak looks like the Millennium Falcon
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/r/pics/comments/7r3w9h/family_photo_of_trump_with_his_hands_on_ivankas/
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"You know he's hiding a huge 2-inch viagra-infused boner in that pic",
"I'm not pro trump, but their is nothing wrong with this photo. ignorant people these days. Another Euro joking on ideals he most likely knows nothing about. ",
">Ideals he most likely knows nothing about\n\n\nDo tell",
"so if i my father were to hold my sister by the hips. would it be post worthy to you?",
"christ all my family pictures done with a professional photographer have weird poses similar to these",
"I don’t even find this post worthy, as fucking weird as it is.",
"Great. Post them for karma. ",
"lol USAsucksEUrules. quite the name coming from a country that could be squashed by the USA in a moments notice.",
"You sound upset. Are you upset? ",
"who's your daddy",
"just read all the posters comments. \"USA is a shithole\" that was commented on like 80 posts. i think hes mad\n\n",
"Effort =/= emotion",
"Who let the extras off the set of Idiocracy? ",
"Ewww",
"3 parrots.",
"Am I supposed to be seeing something? "
] | 17 |
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Family photo of Trump with his hands on Ivanka's hips with 2 parrots
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/r/pics/comments/7r3ynt/politics_aside_this_is_one_of_the_more/
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[
"Putin lookin’ like me in front of my computer at work. ",
"This is quite impressive. ",
"Performing *Shithouse Blues*",
"'Kim Jong Un' looks like he's squatting something out",
"[I did it my way...](https://gifsound.com/?gif=https://i.redd.it/43pji29fsoa01.jpg&v=9SXWX6qg0y4)",
"You know some whiny, butthurt snowflake from T_D is going to lose their shit here.",
"Nah this is well done and funny. I like it."
] | 7 |
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Politics aside this is one of the more entertaining things I saw in London.
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/r/pics/comments/7r3zjg/came_home_from_work_and_noticed_this/
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[
"You drove with your parking brake on?",
"No, arrived home and parked up. Then noticed this. (Mileage)",
"5 degrees C?",
"Heh heh I see it ",
"I'm selling this car it only has boobs miles on it!",
"Upvote for boobs. "
] | 6 |
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Came home from work and noticed this!
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/r/pics/comments/7r40sd/my_moms_goat_zoya/
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"Please share your wisdom Zoya.",
"When Zoya droppin’ the mixtape?",
"it looks like Larry David",
"Mike Rowe has really let himself go."
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My mom's goat Zoya
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/r/pics/comments/7r41k3/we_have_had_this_mirror_for_years_and_only_today/
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"What took you so dong? ",
"I was looking at the dick in the mirror, not the ones around it...",
"r/mildlypenis"
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We have had this mirror for years and only today did I notice the shape inside of the flower...
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/r/pics/comments/7r42d5/selfie_of_the_day/
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[
"When you and your squad about to spit fire on the play ground. ",
"The cat sent that picture to his parents because he wanted to scare them. Little do they know he's friends with all the dogs.",
"Parents-\"your friends look like a ruff bunch, we don't trust your judgement \"\n",
"Ding Dong! \"Hello! We are selling ASPCA animal crackers! How many boxes would you like?\"",
"Selfie of the day ~[two years ago...](https://www.buzzfeed.com/javiermoreno/this-cat-has-totally-mastered-the-art-of-taking-selfies?utm_term=.xdDEkwqXj#.dd616xv0L)",
"\"I'm not racist. Some of my best friends are dogs.\"\n"
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Selfie of the day
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/r/pics/comments/7r42ov/snow_woman_in_central_massachusetts/
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"Yo, she low key thicc. ",
"The epic legend of the snowM'lady!",
"She looks like she's wondering how long it's going to take for the restraining order to take effect.",
"The snowfall today was perfect for building with so I took advantage by building a rather sizable snow woman. My wife contributed the eyes, carrot nose and scarf. Sadly, we just couldn't find a hat large enough to fit atop her head.",
"She is unimpressed",
"My wife says that this snow woman has the same unimpressed expression as the gymnast McKayla Maroney."
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Snow woman in central Massachusetts
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/r/pics/comments/7r446z/solar_eclipse_2017/
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"Beautiful! These are the kind of pics I love seeing here!",
"Is this real? Where is this?",
"It's real. Like very big moon pics with people or objects in front of it. What happens is you use a high powered telescopic lense to zoom in on the sun (or moon or whatever) and then have the person set up somewhere between the lense and the sun, but they have to be considerable distance away, so they appear \"normal\" size while incredibly zoomed in. ",
"This is an annular eclipse (aka ring of fire). The 2017 eclipse was a total eclipse. Cool shot, but I'm guessing it's from a previous year."
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Solar Eclipse 2017
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/r/pics/comments/7r44ne/i_got_a_donald_trump_puzzle_today/
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"r/thingslikepeople",
"Your face looks too happy to be trump. 8/10 for inaccuracies.",
"I like the idea, although I would like at least red M and M's in the mouth. ",
"I would ha e but I was only using what I had in the bag which is orange, brown, and yellow. That’s why the idea hit me. "
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I got a Donald Trump puzzle today
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/r/pics/comments/7r458l/the_guy_was_just_wheeling_these_across_the/
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[
"what a dick. Seriously, that's some big ass dick. \n\nE: pour grammer. ",
"Move along. Nothing to see here. ",
"I was wondering where the casts of my penis went...",
"Are those supposed to go into people?! Dear God."
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The guy was just wheeling these across the parking lot
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/r/pics/comments/7r4brn/its_just_a_phase_they_said/
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"(x-post by bass-)",
"so your face really WILL get stuck that way...",
"For goodness sake, someone help that poor man untangle his beard from that dudes ear ring!",
"Are those boobs in the background?",
"Darth - the mesozoic was a phase as well. Congrats & Happy Happy Joy Joy!",
"Round sunglasses are not a phase mum, they are life!",
"Those trees sure got big. ",
"After they come out, most people usually ditch their beard.",
"\"It's just a repost\", they said.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[”it's just a phase”](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6i7zd3/its_just_a_phase/) ^**B** | **85,935** | 7^mos | pics | 3533\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9960253) (B = bigger)*",
"Oh come on OP - that hairstyle was CLEARLY a phase. Anyone can see that your hair is totally different in the second picture.",
"They aged really well.",
"They look happy in both.\n\nAnyone that finds a partner that makes you that happy that long? Go you! Awesome!\n\nBut dayam if I don't envy left-dude's beard.",
"And he never grew out of wearing sunglasses... ",
"Back boobs. Can hug and get to second base at the same time",
"[Here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCkwSXoXoAE5IEz.jpg) and [here](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DCkwSXnXgAACAy7.jpg) are higher-quality and less-cropped versions of thess images[.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6i7zd3/its_just_a_phase/dj48qoi/) \n\n[Here](https://twitter.com/CGBPosts/status/876284699722887168/photo/1) *appears* to be the source, which states:\n\n> Nick and Kurt at LGBT marches in Washington during 1993 and 2017[.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6i7zd3/its_just_a_phase/dj48qoi/)\n\nThe first picture is NSFW [-](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6i7zd3/its_just_a_phase/dj48qoi/) it shows boobage. \n\nAlso, to clarify [OP's comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r4brn/its_just_a_phase_they_said/dsu2xj6/), /u/bass- origianlly posted it in /r/pics [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/6i7zd3/its_just_a_phase/).",
"Phases can last for 30+ years right...",
"there's always a lot of wood at the moustache parade",
"who said that?",
"I love this! I remember my folks saying the same thing as a kid, would've been great to have seen this back then.",
"The repost did",
"So OP here is not in the picture and this is a 7 month-old repost.",
"30 years they've been stuck, begging passerbys to help, but alas, none would stop. They have not eaten in the longest time.",
"repost",
"This is what true love looks like. ",
"Now that is a precision beard in the first pic.",
"props on not losing your sunglasses ",
"OP knew the plebs of this sub would lap it up.\n\nOP was exactly right.\n",
"Has that ever been said about being homosexual? Ever? Adorable picture none the less. ",
"\"It's just a phase\"",
"God damn it you stole my witty comment.\n\nHonestly why even bother reposting something like this if you aren't the guy in the picture.",
"One of the most common things said to gay people coming out.",
"http://i.imgur.com/IjUEn.gif",
"I know, the clouds in the sky go away after a while.",
"Electric Boo-gay-loo*",
"Maybe it's none of my business but... if he wont let you past first base and its been more than a decade.... it might be time to move on. ",
"You all aged far better than I ever hope to",
"Itsructiona unclear; penis caught in beard.",
"Do people have nothing better to do than find old posts and repost them for karma?",
"Beards have been round for atleast 100 years",
"Just a phase? Beards are timeless!",
"They were right, you know. And thank *goodness* the guy on the right outgrew that silly \"shaving your whole face\" phase.",
"This picture is really gay.",
"I like that their clothes match in both photos lol",
"People still mistake them for being gay",
"Both hairlines more or less held for decades. Now that's impressive.\n\n:(",
"This should be posted in r/mademesmile because that's what it did.",
"It's not a phase, mom! This is who I am!",
"Just a phase? Beards are timeless!\n\n",
"Their spam accounts. They build Karma then spam the front page for a fee :(",
"Way to stick to the same sunglasses man. ",
"This is the Mac and Cricket fanfiction I never knew I wanted. ",
"Good fucking hair on both these gentlemen \n\n/the bald one",
"op is a bundle",
"Bleach and Tide Pods please",
"Repost? On Reddit? ",
"Growing a goatee and changing your hair has completely changed the shape of your head. (Assuming that's you)",
"Lord have mercy ",
"Yea",
"Nonsense! Beards are a lifestyle. ",
"That man has some damn nice hair for... 60s?",
"Absolute bullshit. ",
"\"just a phase\"\n\nThey told me the same thing when I started eating my own feces. Ten years later, I'm still going strong. I am operating at 100% efficiency. ",
"aaaaawww",
"Quite the rollercoaster ride I just went on.\n\n>it shows boobage\n\n\"Boobage? Where?!\"\n\n\"Oh...oh no no... No dude, come on! Are you fucking kidding me?\"",
"Same ",
"they meant that dude I'm the background carrying a flag around all the time",
"At first I thought it was father and son xD",
"Raise your hand if you see a nipple.",
"He never grew out of that style of sunglasses.",
"What about that quiff transformation?",
"how the fuck did he keep those sunglasses that long?",
"Thats a pretty long phase...life is a phase.",
"You showed them! Still bearded after all these years! Congrats!",
"Youth?",
"What a thick and glorious white beard.",
"Sometimes kissy selfies are just a phase! ",
"hey this is just one case out of a million! i mean seriously i went through a phase when i had a beard. WE ALL DID!! just because he has a beard later in life does't mean anything",
"The glasses?",
"> Nick and Kurt at LGBT marches in Washington during 1993 and 2017.\n\n\"I can't believe we still have to do this.\" Nick and Kurt, probably.",
"I still am clean-shaven. I can't stand the feel of a three-day growth on my face. I've tried, but it drives me crazy.",
"Gayyyyyyyy",
"Beards are never a phase.",
"Congrats!!!!",
"*It's just repost karma*, OP said.",
"I hope to have that sort of love in my life one day. ",
"That’s sweet! ",
"\"You mean the hairline?\", I asked.",
"It’s only a phase for a percentage of college girls lol",
"Ha gay",
"I've actually never seen an old gay couple before until this post",
"Hahaha. Honestly this was stupid until I saw the “lol jk” part",
"DC Pride 1993! I think that was the first one I ever went to!",
"Reposting is gay. ",
"He is obviously referring to his beach bum phase.",
"Well, it could be. I have psychological text books in my liberal arts college that say sexual experimentation in adolescence and college does not indicate sexual orientation.",
"No thats a ... No, that's boob.",
"Have you heard who the president of the US is and how he came to be....No they don't have anything better to do. ",
"Is that how this work? I don’t know much to question it",
"what are you gay or something? ",
"A long phase.\n",
"your love is as consistent as your hairstyles...which is pretty fucking solid.",
"It's so cute seeing George Michael and Rick Astley together for so long",
"Well, we don’t know the timespan between the photos. If it’s a ten years span then they are aging badly",
"I see a titty.",
"Gotta have those sweet, meaningless internet points.",
"Ok /u/condomchewer",
"Surprisingly, the beard phase is still going.",
"i love you guys together. i hope you always stay this way <3",
"Well, he stole *my* witty comment I planned on posting here. ",
"For that sweet sweet karma.",
"Haha gay",
"becoming a butterfly is also a phase in metamorphosis, so, could still be a phase i guess, plus, butterflies",
"This is pretty gay",
"Because its a nice picture. And this is a sub for pictures. ",
"Thank You for this. I don't know the proper etiquette for re-posts so I just put the username.",
"Yeah, wearing shades like that isn't a phase, it's a lifestyle. ",
"They are gay, you silly goose. ",
"Haha!Gaaaaaaay! !!",
"Actually, they said it’s a repost.",
"I was thinking the same exact thing. Wish I could say the same. ",
"Solid beard consistency.",
"Yeah they sell them to Russians to fuck with our elections!",
"That is adorable! Gratz, gentlemen!! :)",
"I love how your hair styles switched. ",
"ewww they're old...old people don't deserve love",
"This was my first thought...i'm 28 and going bald this fucking sucks.",
"The proper etiquette is don't do it in the first place.",
"Gross",
"Maybe it's just a really long one",
"Congratulations on your ‘phase’. ",
"This is lovely to see❤️❤️❤️",
"General Reposti!",
"Stop posting this. Fucks sake ",
"Lol ew",
"How the fuck would you even know? Are you gay? Do you have close gay friends? ",
"It's been some time since I have seen someone that happy. \n\nWow, I actually feel jealousy right now.. Good for them!",
"countless times. come on.",
"if you looked at my Elementary School (Grade 8) to Highschool Graduation (Grade 12) it would be worse than this. \n\nNow take my Highschool to College graduation... fuck off",
"They're locked in phase!",
"Don't worry dude, you can totally pull off bald.",
"Repost? On Reddit? With a slight title change! who would have guessed it?",
"Yes, the hair game is pretty on point in both pictures. Looks much nicer than my unkempt mess.",
"I love this so much. So beautiful to see <3 ",
"Let me know if you need some help sweetheart 😘",
"And everyone was ok with it",
"Is that related to The Riker Maneuver?",
"the secret is gay sex.",
"That’s the ugliest growth I’ve ever seen. ",
"What?",
"This guy doesn't know... Don't tell him guys.",
"Good point. 10 points to Gryffindor.",
"Come out as gay a lot, have you?",
"It’s unfortunate for sure ",
"Even if he can’t, who cares. Feel good about who you are regardless of how other people in the world tell you you should feel. Even if they’re telling you you’re ugly, you only are as ugly as you act and let it affect you. ",
"Less of a thing nowadays, but when the first picture was taken it was pretty common. I know a few gay people in their mid-late 20's/early 30's and they were told that when they came out. Most people in their early 20's or teens were probably less likely to hear it though.",
"Glasses like those come around once in a lifetime. ",
"Gay!",
"Insightful",
"From my experience, roughly 70% hear that at least once in their life after coming out. Including me.",
"Yeah pretty damn common, one of my friend's parents maintained that as their comment whenever his sexuality came up for almost a decade before accepting it. ",
"You are a mad man!",
"\"The best thing to hold onto in life is each other.\" Audrey Hepburn\n",
"Start of my senior year of highschool to the end of senior year at least half of my hair must have fallen out. I'm dreading where it'll be by college graduation...",
"Lemony fucking snickets, what series of unfortunate events did you boys go through?",
"If you don't want to go full chrome yet but are tired of dealing with thinning hair, try a high and tight with a very short top. Looks a bit better than a combover and helps you get used to shorter hair.",
"This makes me sad yet happy. It nice to see you guys have made it this far. Congrats ",
"I’m a very straight man, but yall aged well",
"Repost? On Reddit? With a slight title change! who would've guessed?",
"Yeah i'll probably do that eventually. I figure I got a few more years but my dad is bald as can be. There was no avoiding this. Sigh",
"Oh well if you say so, I guess me, my friends, hundreds of 'It gets better' stories, dozens of personal accounts of coming out that I've read from people and the prevalence of this throughout media for decades are trumped by your assertion based on, apparently NOTHING AT ALL. ",
"Who cares? Seriously. Good for them and all, but is this really Front Page material?? We're never going to get past the gay \"issue\" until we stop making such a big deal about it. Most people couldn't care less what someone's sexual orientation is but we keep acting like everyone's on a massive gay witch hunt. There will always be bigots, no matter what; you're not going to make them decent by rubbing their noses with gay photos. ",
"I rocked shoulder length flowing curly blonde locks til after graduation. Went in for a trim/clean up and the barber tells me \"getting a little thin eh?\" I was like DA FUCK DID YOU JUST SAY!!?!?!?\n\nHe showed me a top down view of my hair. I instantly lost all confidence and within 6 months I shaved my head down to bald. Legit I was at a kegger at my buddies cabin and my buddy had his beard trimmer. I said \"fuck it, take it off\" and sat on the deck while everyone took turns shaving off my hair. \n\nI was lucky I have a nice shaped dome and have rocked the bald head ever since. Phew. \n\nI grew my hair back for 2 months about a year ago just to see. It was embarrassing. Went right back to the bald head with a beard. \n\n\"If you are losing the battle in the North...bolster the South.\"",
"Oh fuck off.. I haven't seen it, and id guess I'm not alone.",
"No one gives a shit op",
"Aww",
"The repost etiquette is, don't.",
"I was lucky to hold onto my hair until my early 30's, but it's finally starting to go. I can deal with the slightly larger forehead, but it's started to thin significantly on top.\n\nIt's just a matter of time now. I'm not going to be that guy with a U-shaped ring of hair around a chrome dome top. Once it gets any thinner than this, I'm shaving it all off and taking my place among the ranks of 30+ year old bearded bald guys.",
"Last I checked, this is Reddit, home of reposts. ",
"Wearing that bag on one shoulder throughout the years has had to take a toll on his posture!",
"Oh my god they look like Jim Carey and Ewan McGregor from I Love You Phillip Morris ",
"You: \"Just magically feel good about yourself. It's easy.\"",
"Good for you",
"Gordan Ramsey being kissed by Billy Maise Circa 1983",
"Except Eugene",
"WTF?\n\nSeriously, it isn't even that uncommon now. In 1993, it was still *really* common. And well into the mid-20th century, it was the default assumption. Meaning people like these guys' parents grew up in a world where even doctors and scientists were telling them that everyone was by nature exclusively heterosexual, and same gender desire was by definition a disturbed phase caused by trauma or poor parenting.\n\nOld claims that gay people \"recruited\" children are not myths or hyperbole. People *actually believed this.* They believed that all children were by nature heterosexual, and that gay people can't reproduce, therefor adult gay people would \"recruit children into homosexuality\" through manipulation and abuse.\n\nThat was the premise of the [**Save Our Children campaign**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Save_Our_Children) in the late 70's, and this belief was still common in the 90's. Hell, in some areas of the US it's *still* common.\n\nSource: am gay, came out in the early 90's. \n\n**Edit: fixed formatting**",
"Too freakin cute. :)",
"I never had super long hair, just a regular white guy combed to the right kind of thing. One day I went to the bathroom at work, I looked in the mirror and could see my entire scalp so I got a buzzcut the next day. I'm not lucky enough to be able to grow a beard, so I've been putting off full chrome dome for now. ",
"Superglue is a hell of a drug",
"You start off with \"WTF\"? Sure, I will keep reading. ",
"Disgusting",
"Me: This is what I believe to be true regardless of someone's ability to pull it off.\n\nAlso me: As someone who is losing their hair a bit, I can tell you that I am very unlikely to look good or like Jason Statham if I were bald. It is annoying to always see the same response to losing your hair that 'you will look great when bald' when it is just plainly not true, what is true however, is to feel good about yourself regardless of how your genetics leave you to deal with negative environmental stimulus as a result of people treating you worse because you are less good looking. ",
"Yet you took the time to whine about it.\n\nSeriously, WTF. It's one thing to not be aware that claiming being gay is a phase used to be common, or that it still happens surprisingly often. It's a whole other thing to respond to gay people saying it was common and still happens by saying that what they're telling you is \"bullshit.\"",
"I love this",
"Bam! There you have it folks.",
"Well, they are right. Life IS just a phase after all.",
"You really do seem so smart and reasonable.\n",
"Late reply but I was referring to his hairstyle turning into a ‘quiff’ not anything to do with star trek :D",
"/r/againstkarmawhores ",
"/r/againstkarmawhores "
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"This would make a fantastic prank on a Principal.",
"If they're accounting for shrinkage, that's one huge dick.\n\n",
"There's a snow car under that massive penis. ",
"I must be getting old because my first thought was \"That's going to collapse and damage the hood of that car, then it becomes vandalism, I hope they have sufficient insurance.\"",
"*here let me get these out of the way*\n\n* All that weight is going to be hard on the hood of the car.\n* They're going to have a ball driving that thing in the snow.\n* Someone really gave this guy the shaft.\n* What kind of prick would do something like this?\n\n*next*\n\n",
"Revenge is a “dick” best served cold."
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When leaving a note is not enough.
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"It looks like there used to be a shelf in that spot like there is next to the other window.",
"Most likely wheelchair bound too, judging from the area punched",
"Man good thing you circled that, I wouldn't have noticed it otherwise."
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VA hospital made someone mad
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"I’m drooling! What an amazing find!",
"Was it legal to bring back like that or did you have a permit? \n",
"We found an area (100 x 100 meters) where they were lying all over the place...I took as many as I could carry, but had to leave the biggest ones behind. We also found natually \"freeze dried\" mussels around 10000 years old (I ate one...I mean...how often do you get to eat a 10000 year old mussel) near the coast, whale skeletons and what not. Amazing place.",
"Our local Norwegian guides said it was legal so...Didn't have a permit.",
"Absolutely beautiful. ",
"Looks like a seriously frozen steak!",
"This blue color is quite remarkable. Any other geologists have an idea what’s causing that? Presence of some copper oxide potentially? ",
"Kind of looks the the continental states ",
"Wow! How is this not Top Page??? This is the coolest thing ever!",
"Hey, give that back! Its mine!",
"we used to find nearly identical fossils at the Driftwood fossil beds near smithers BC. often too you would find bits of dragon flys and even whole water beetles mixed in. To bad we cant keep anything from there anymore since the UBC guys got interested in it. ",
"I thought this was a frozen steak ",
"Hey you said you were done with reddit on that sonic post! Hey everyone! This guy is a big phony!",
"I thought that was a fossilized USA.",
"How often do you get to eat a 10000 year old mussel?\nSo you actually ate a raw , ancient mussel?\n\nI'm guessing the answer is \"yes\". And that's history, and he's sticking to it. "
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Fossilized leaves I found on the Scott Turner Glacier, Svalbard. [1256*942]...around 70 million years old.
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[
"way to go! you didn't have to run out to the hardware store 2 times to buy them. ",
"Yeah, I bought 4 of them at a garage sale over 10 years ago as part of a bulk purchase. I didn't really know why I kept them, so they stayed in storage until today when I finally had a use for them.",
"What is the name of these clamps?",
"I was originally told these were \"frame clamps\", but I think these are actually called \"corner clamps\"."
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After sitting for years in my attic, this tool is finally being useful.
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[
"I'd still pick Shaq for my 3v3 league. Wadlow looks like he'd be a bit wompy in the paint.",
"6 foot 7 foot 8 foot bunch! Daylight come, and me wanna go home. ",
"I just picture him stuffing Shaq and exclaiming 'Get that poppycock out of here.'",
"Now Shaq knows how The General feels!",
"Could probably just leave that guy on one side of the court, always under the basket, lol.",
"That face when for once you're the 'little' guy."
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Shaq next to a replica of the tallest man to have lived.
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"That's hank boots !!",
"I think it's awful that the rich are allowed to wear boots made from someone else's skin.",
"Damn, he's swole!",
"I always wondered how they filmed that chase scene, I just thought Chris Evans was a tough sonofabitch to run barefoot for that many takes.",
"Where can I get a pair?",
"Don't skip foot day.",
"I thought the super soldier serum only made him grow 10 inches, not 2 feet.",
"Ah hah..this guy.",
"Murder silly!",
"That lying son of a bitch... still love him though."
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Chris Evans Wearing Feet Boots on the Set of Captain America
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[
"Hahahaahah",
"Hadouken!",
"Nah it's how you doin",
"I read it as How u D-ing. \nAs in how are you dicking. \nAs in, we'll, you have a dirty mind too so you have already figured it out in your mind"
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Someone's a big fan of friends
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"How do you time that out like that?",
"It was storming very regularly, and thankfully phones can now take several photos per second :). Thank you technology.",
"So you used shutter to get it done? It's still impressive to catch all of it like that",
"Interesting that you have shadows from the sun on the ground and lightning at the same time, especially in winter.",
"https://weather.com/science/news/what-thundersnow-and-why-does-it-happen-20140218",
"I was being facetious. The pic looks like a crappy photoshop that has obviously been taken during the daytime on a clear day.",
"Well it was snowing... I know because I live there and I hate god damn snow. Also, a crappy phone will make any photo look like a good ole pile of dog ****. True fact.",
"What kind of phone was it?"
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Maybe not the highest of quality photo, but still looks awesome. (Taken from my friends phone).
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"I'm pretty sure that's for people who look in so they can see you jerking off, not positive though.",
"But would you be able to see a big person's face? ",
"They're actually ADA rooms for wheelchair users. These rooms are a lot bigger, with bigger bathrooms. Everything is a little lower to the ground to accommodate. \n\nGood try, though. ",
"Thanks!"
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This hotel door accommodates little people
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"He seems like a real **1^st** rate pain in the ass. ",
"If 2nd to none implies last loser why is it the smaller boot? Seems like 1st runner up or last winner should be the lesser size",
"Woosh",
"Look-up videos on glass gilding, or applying gold leaf to glass.\n\nGive your trophy a ridiculous amount of bling.\n\nProfit.",
"This really isn't that difficult of a concept to grasp, people ",
"And there it goes, never to be seen again",
"Is the Goon Squad a Something Awful reference?"
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I should've never let my boyfriend order my fantasy football trophy after beating him in the finals.
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"Look at it this way.. your gastrointestinal tract will sleep easy for a few months until they rebuild.",
"Stay strong Man, stay strong!",
"I'm sorry for your loss, move on.",
"Dark times are ahead.",
"[The culprit](https://encrypted-tbn0.gstatic.com/images?q=tbn:ANd9GcQN3saGwF8kXXJVtijJOaFXsPy_jVWelZIHWGcGW_ThGgb4BMgg)",
"We have the technology...",
"I hope this is not how you send condolences in real life lol",
"No, my friend. Clearly this was the work of Diablo.",
"Did you think those fiery hot sauce packets were bluffing?",
"No in real life I don't say the first part.",
"F",
"Montgomery, right?\n\nA friend of mine got an image of the fire from somewhere.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/4RhJ6sI.jpg\n\nThe fire is straight-up flipping the bird at the sign.",
"AYYEEEEE DIOS MIO!!!!",
"> Bro get over it, she burst into flames like a week ago.\n\n",
"taco hell",
"Yep, on Zelda road.",
"The next closest one is so far away though. Like a 15 minute drive at least. And it always has a huge line after 9:00.",
"Sooo, just head down the road about six miles and... ",
"[IT Crowd](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKOrr4XRbg8)",
"Press F to pay your respects jerk!",
"That ladder seems to be raised unnecessarily high. ",
"The Fire sauce was too hot that day.",
"[danger danger!] (https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R-FxmoVM7X4)",
"Mother of God...",
"Looks like a Fallout screenshot",
"*sits patiently, waiting in quiet wonder for someone, anyone, to blame this tragedy on president Trump. Cmon Reddit. Don't let me down now.*",
"Rest in pico de gallo.",
"U",
"We will rebuild!!!!",
"If Taco Bell is as radioactive as everyone says, there might still be some crunch wrap supremes in decent condition",
"So you can still get the flame grilled chicken then?",
"Yea..that's gonna be a no for me dog lol",
"I see you've got the \"Millennial College Grad\" uniform on.\n\nWhere's the mop and bucket though?\n",
"Someone left the vat of refried beans on overnight once too many. ",
"Muy caliente!",
"#Was that a mother f***ing JoJo reference?#\n\n\nEdit: no it was not. Diablo is a popular chain of Mexican american restaurants based out of Los Angeles. and not the villain in Jojo's bizarre adventure part 5. and despite it being the work of Diablo it was not the work of an enemy stand.\n\nEdit to the edit: I have been informed that Diablo is also the name of a sauce sold at taco bell",
"Sorry for your loss.",
"YOU MANIACS! \n\nYOU BLEW IT UP! \n\nDAMN YOU! \n\nGOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!",
"[Pretty sure it was a sauce packet reference.](https://farm9.staticflickr.com/8769/17413327791_dd17bdab99_o.jpg)",
"Crunchwraps are one of man's greatest inventions.",
"I thought it was a Blizzard reference.",
"My sincerest condolences, OP. Can't even imagine what you're going through right now. I took the liberty in looking up a suitable replacement for the time being. It's also open 24 hours a day. [It is 9 minutes away during heavy traffic by car which can be an eternity when The Hunger sets,] (https://imgur.com/WOr4zm4) but it's better than the unthinkable (won't even mention it out of fear it could happen). May the Taco be with you",
"https://i.imgur.com/pNqaVdr.gifv",
"\"Look how high this thing goes.\" The Fireman, probably. ",
"You sure its not just a spanish thing?",
"Where is the go fund me?",
"It's gonna be rough.",
"I’m sure it’s to hit the fire from above",
"Fuck that",
"I'm not saying that we're not going to survive. I'm just saying that we are MOST LIKELY not going to survive.",
"My thoughts a prayers go out to the victims and their families that will tragically be denied their Taco Bell.",
"TB doesn't have taco tuesday though..... Del Taco is where it's at for poor college students. Too bad they get super stingy with the Inferno hot sauce near campuses. They were literally counting out the packets, and wouldn't give more than 1 per taco.",
"top 5 reasons to become fireman, cool trucks, ladders a mile long, lights parades oh and im sure saving lives is cool after the fact ",
"Damn, that’s devastating. The Taco Bell bear my college was pretty much my home during the school year. That and the Starbucks. ",
"Taco Bell is very good at causing fires on the inside.",
"As the saying of the philosopher Petyr Baelish, 'Chaos Is a Ladder', the bigger is the chaos, higher is the ladder.",
"thats just some dude who had tequila and fire sauce , hes probably still on the shitter. give the man some privacy geez internet is nothing sacred",
"Schmuck. ",
"Is there a Wendy’s by you? This can be a great opportunity for some real fast food for you. ",
"we need more ppl like you in the world, no joke. if i had some a at reddit gold id give ya a bit",
"Kreiger?",
"EN PACE REQUISCAT",
"Mis chalupas!",
"Yes, it's sad to see one go, I agree. ",
"trump supporter here but i got you\nits bc mexico won't pay for the wall, so hes burning down all the taco bells to use for building materials.\nagain.. Go go Super Trump!\n",
"TRUMP BURNED THAT FUCKER DOWN TO SELL MORE OF THOSE TACO BOWLS HE LIKES SO MUCH! ",
"Snowmaggedon 2018 claims its first victim. RIP Taco Hell. Your fourthmeals will forever live in our hearts. 🖤 The Gump will never be the same. ",
"I think we are all pretty close to our taco bells.I said shit immediately and had to check to be sure it wasn't mine. My deepest condolences OP",
"I can't imagine how much those poor dogs in the walk in freezer suffered.",
"When I saw Taco Bell burn down it felt like somebody lied \n\nI had to close my eyes, just to stop the tears",
"Si ",
"Look what you made me do -The Fireman ",
"Pam? ",
"Welp, there is always the Waffle House up the road.",
"I heard your wife died, now is a chance to go to a brothel and try a REAL woman!",
"There’s your slogan:\n\n*Nothing better around? Favorite place burn to the ground? Try Waffle House!*",
"This is what happens when you take the bacon out of loaded potato grillers.",
"*It wasn't just a fast food place. It was home.*\n\n*We could always count on it being there, at any time. It was like a steadfast friend you could call whenever you needed to. It was our bastion of peace, an escape from the stresses of life. When we failed exams, we found solace in crunchwrap supremes. The pain of a relationship ending could be relieved with doritos locos tacos. And when financial troubles arose, we could still feast on triple layer nachos to our hearts' content.*\n\n*And now, it's gone. No more taco salads. No more mexican pizzas. No more quesadillas, gorditas, or chalupas. Vanished in an instant, in a blaze as hot as the fire sauce that ran through our veins. I've lost a dear companion. I've lost a part of myself. There's a pit in my stomach, and in my soul. And every night, as I lie awake in fear of my tormented slumber, I look out my window and whisper with a desperate longing:*\n\n*\"Yo quiero Taco Bell.\"*",
"#Pray4Tacos",
"Now get your damn ape hands off me?",
"Lana!",
"Their sauce can do some crazy stuff",
"I thought it was:\n\n*Waffle House: Make your own damn food. We're tired!*",
"Looks like they did that Industrial Moderno refurb on your TB, too. They made ours look 'rusty'. I hope she don't burn down now.",
"I see the KFC side was completely annihilated.",
"Taco Strong",
"https://i.redd.it/x61g9eciw0ez.gif",
"Im sorry for your loss.",
"taco taco burrito\n\nsalami salami baloney",
"I swore off Taco Bell 10 years ago. Best decision of my life. ",
"We can rebuild it. We have the technology.",
"Diablo sauce fuckin sucks anyway.",
"Cowboy taco",
"I'm so sorry for your loss.",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. I’ll have a Crunchwrap for you and the bois. ",
"Every time I go, my pockets are bugling because of inferno sauce. I also fill up my bag with it. ",
"I'm sorry for your loss. ",
"And yet now they're gone, like Baja Blast in the rain.",
"Damnit, now I want Taco Bell. No other chain has this power over me.",
"At least [black arm bands](https://www.amazon.com/gp/aw/d/B075K7G1WR/) are cheap on amazon. ",
"No joke: We hung around the parking lot for a few minutes and watched multiple cars pull up to the drive-thru without looking at the building and try to order.\n\nIt was the saddest thing I have ever seen.",
"My favorite Mexican place got hit by a car on my third year of college and it is still under renovation.",
"Electric six - high voltage. He called it.",
"Explosive diarrhea ",
"Plus they are avoiding the power lines.",
"Oh look, Taco Bell™ is on the front page of reddit again. \n\n",
"Unlike police, most of the time people are happy to see you. ",
"Put it on pizza and be amazed.",
"Maybe a camera or a spotlight.",
"I'm here if you wanna taco bout it. ",
"This one looks more like a Demolition Man Taco Bell",
"Haha, Taco Bell is Mexican I believe.",
"Truly sorry for your loss",
"Burned up not down. ",
"only sucks haha dude",
"[*Wolverines!*](https://guides.gamepressure.com/callofdutymodernwarfare2/gfx/word/1672610328.jpg)",
"Del Inferno sauce or nothing, my man.",
"*takes hat off* this is truly tragic ",
"I see someone poor schmuck took the dare and ate off the \"secret off menu items\" and didn't make out of the bathroom alive.",
"People still eat that garbage ass fake Mexican food? I look at people who eat fast food, the same way I look at people who do heroin. The fuck is wrong with you..?",
"So the devil really is in the Diablo sauce.",
"Couldn't they see the giant bell on the floor sadly chard. Its like the ashes burnt of Notre Dame",
"How does a Taco Bell burn down? Did someone leave the steamer on without water?",
"\"Mexican\"",
"Rest in taco. I'll never forgotto.",
"Your pockets are bugling? Like playing French horns and whatnot?",
"Still in your third year of college? ",
"Goatley?",
"HIGH VOLTAGE!",
"So you are telling me you had diarrhea all the way through college?",
"Don't worry, they'll fix it. They fix everything. \n\nAll joking aside, about 2 or 3 years ago, they found our neighborhood Taco Bell was infested with black mold. So much, that they deemed it uneconomical to clean up. \n\nSo, they tore down the old building and replaced it. The new building was modular construction (large pieces arriving on the back of trucks and lifted into place with a crane). From close to opening the whole process took less than two weeks. \n\nOf course, they had time to plan that out, but it still demonstrates they can get things done pretty quickly.",
"The snow threw me off, never would've thought this was in Alabama.",
"The fuck did you just call me?",
"Carmicheal road holmes, like 5 mins on the interstate...",
"Never underestimate a hungry brain. Or stupid. Especially a stupidly hungry brain.",
"When will it reopen?",
"For many years i've listen to Americans talk about Taco Bell and haven't been able to comment mostly.\n\nToday i saw a Taco Bell that's opening soon in my city!\n\nSoon i'll be able to add my thoughts to all the American comments on Taco Bell!\n\nTried Mountain Dew last year honestly don't understand the hype you Americans put out about it!\n\nTo me Mountain Dew tastes like a weak Lemonade.",
"I feel you. My local T-bell in Connecticut recently burned down a couple months ago too. Life has not been the same since.",
"No fifth law school",
"He died like he lived: mas.",
"High enough to not roast like a marshmallow ",
"I miss the rains down in Africa",
"Wait until your state legalizes weed.\n\nNow that CA has legalized it, a crafty entrepreneur could make a *killing* doing Taco Bell deliveries from 7pm-2am.",
"Nobody ever made a song called \"Fuck the Fire Department.\"",
"Prepare to be underwhelmed.",
"Well happier at any rate.",
"probably shouldn't be eating out often if you are poor.",
"OP, I bet the restaurant was insured. We can rebuild him, we have the technology.",
"Must have been overstocked with Fire suace ",
"It's a little burnt, it's still good. It's still good!",
"OH MY GOD!\n\nI was Wrong!\n\nIt was Earth, all along\n\nWell I guess you finally made a monkey out of me",
"Oh im sure from what i've heard it's like the MacD's of Taco fast food lol but im willing to try it at least once!",
">No, my friend. Clearly this was the work of Dio\n\nFixed \n\n",
"A lot of fast food chains are slowly updating a lot of their franchises, and all the new ones I see being built are generally more modern looking, like this one.",
">shit immediately \n\nSounds par for the course for Taco Bell",
"POR QUEEEEEEE ?!?! - that guy",
"Pookie and his buddy started thinking about tiny delicious burgers and decided to burn that motha down.",
"Yes",
"Buy toilet paper now. In bulk. \n\nOnce it hits, if you haven't been acclimated to what Toxic Hell does to you, you'll thank me later as prices on the good toilet paper will skyrocket. ",
"Nah im still in a sour mood ",
"But then you have to go on the interstate..",
"F",
"That dude looks exactly like reddit",
"What did this Taco Bell know about Hillary Clinton?",
"#truth",
"Te chingas, guey. No way that shit's Mexican. ",
"-hello food\n\n-building on fire\n\n-understandable have good day",
";D",
"https://i.imgur.com/rfABIg8.gif",
"Valle Tostitos",
"[we had a similar tragedy...](https://imgur.com/a/pr1ZX)",
"Yeah I'll eat there in a pinch but it's definitely the bottom rung. Worth a shot though, just to say you have.\n\nAnd the Taco Bells in the states actually have different mountain Dew flavors that I've only ever really seen at Taco Bell. I don't really drink soda but when I do happen to stop at TB I usually treat myself to a Baja Blast. It isn't really supposed to taste like anything other than sugar lol",
"*In the aaaarrrmmmsss oooofff the aaannngeelllss*",
"I blame tide pods",
"In real life, grown-ass people don't need condolences about a fucking Taco Bell",
"Alright, let me know if you chimichanga your mind.",
"With all that grease I'm surprised they managed to extinguish it without calling in Red Adair. ",
"Wasilla? ",
"They’re happier to see you than to not see you. ",
"Lamborghinis hate taco bell.",
"Do you mean Diavolo? ",
"Found the fat guy",
"Taco Bell is to Mexican as Lucky Charms is to Irish.",
"A Taco Bell burning down is a good start.. what can I do to help eliminate more ?",
"Or a BMW elitist",
"Get your stinking paws off me you damned dirty ape!",
"Very Platoon of you. Willem would approve ",
"How high are you? ",
"That is not \"good to go\"!",
"This is what happens when there's snow in Bama. ",
"Uh top 1 reason: you get to watch buildings burn. ",
"YOU MANIACS! YOU BLEW IT UP! DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!!!",
"You have to get adventurous with your butthole, also their sauces aren’t bad so you should put that shit on everything.",
"When did Taco Bells become so nice? It looks like a mid size modern home you'd find in an upscale neighborhood. The Taco Bells from my childhood looked like they were made of mud painted white with the curvy tile roofs.",
"Good riddance to bad bowels.",
"RIP. So sorry for your loss. ",
"I had to read these comments to make sure it wasn’t the one in my hometown that I’m moving back too. I wouldn’t be able to cope if it were gone ",
"Me and my friends used to go to taco bell so much in high school, when we would walk in the door the cashier would start punching in our order.",
"You look pretty healthy for someone who spent an entire college degree with chronic dysentery",
"My friends and me* ",
"JordanSM is a\n\n F",
"And you could have it all\n\nMy empire, of dirt.",
"Must have been some new hot sauce they were testing ",
"Are you guys open? - customer probably",
"Jewish lightning ",
"They're always after me lucky charms.",
"F",
"I don't think Taco Bell offers chard",
"Sometimes the internet surprises me with how much or how little it does. This is one of the few times it's both.",
"Jim started the fire?",
"Traveling abroad for a year I got a crazy craving for Taco Bell when I got back to the states. ",
"Weirdly enough we had one burn down in our town as well. It was a two alarm fire ",
"Kodiak, Alaska huh?",
"Peak autism",
"Just needs to walk it off. It'll be fine in the morning.",
"It's over Anakin, I have the high ground!",
"*Finally, I get to try this thing out for the first time...*\n\n“Captain, it’s a one story fire!”\n\n“BY THE TIME I GET DONE REELING THIS BABY OUT ITLL BE FOUR STORIES HIGH AND WELL SNUFF IT OUT RIGHT AWAY!!”\n\n“sir you need to lay off the cocaine”",
"He had been hiding his mother under the Taco Bell while he was working there.",
"HOW DOES KING CRIMSON EVEN WORK!?",
"DAMN YOU GOD ",
"or, at best, whelmed",
"LANA!",
"hisss\n",
"What college... because... my friends and I*",
"\"911, where's your emergency?\"\n\n\"FIRE! FIRE AT THE TACO BELL-\"\n\n\"Terry, I know you're excited about the new sauce packets arriving, but for the last time, 911 is for *emergencies*.\"\n\n\"But-\"\n\n\"Do it again and I'm ticketing you.\" *hangs up*",
"I thought it was just reference to the devil(diablo) and it was in spanish because of taco bell",
"\"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!\"",
"Are you (or your friend) wearing a speed suit? They’re a must for any super genius. ",
"it's drunk food\n\nand its cheap",
"The fact that you have to point out that it’s a 24 hr Taco Bell ...\n\n- a Vegas native ",
"Pigly?",
"[\"I WASN'T FULL\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jTBN1EziJik\n)",
"># ****sí***\n\nFTFY",
"Live mas",
"\"Al Qaeda?\"\n\n\"...\"\n\n\"I left the waffle iron on again didn't I?\"",
"*charred\n\nChard is a leafy green vegetable.",
"Flashback of Sausage Party movie ",
"Make a roadside memorial where people leave chalupas and shit",
"dude, that sucks",
"Not gonna lie, at first I thought that was a cell tower",
"You must honor the memory.\n\nYou must...*live mas*.",
"no not the taco bell!",
"Holy shit is this Edmond Oklahoma?!",
"Hoping this is viral marketing for the return of lava sauce and the volcano items.",
"Taco bell is the king of cheap feast food five bucks gets you a whole meals worth of food",
"Give this man some gold",
"Taco bout devastating.",
"I've noticed that quality at taco bell can vary from location to location quite a bit. More so than I've perceived at other fast food places like Wendy's anyway. Sometimes you come across one that really comes with it. Like the lettuce and tomatoes are crisp and crunchy and the shells seem really fresh. I fucking love a cheesy gordita crunch done just right.",
"Looks like a dragon wearing a flaming sweater vest. ",
"Take a small memento from the building, bury it, water it every day, and hopefully within a few years a fresh new Taco Bell will grow in its place. ",
"They say a picture tells a thousand words.",
"You can get it for a 1 time price of 3.99! ",
"You've just been banned from /r/tacobell",
"Positive vibes your way. I’m sorry for your loss. ",
"The Taco Bell in my city closes at fucking 10pm. Like they don't understand that every late night stoner wants Taco Bell. Always makes me mad I cant get a Taco at 2am!",
"\"To taco bell\" \n*hits bong*",
"“It’s over, fire-kin! I have the high ground!” -The ladder, probably",
"> my friends and I\n\nwrong. remove the other party and rephrase the sentence. that's the key to understanding this rule. \n\n\"the taco bell that got I through college\" doesn't make sense.",
"They will rebuilt it. Make it faster. Make it better. Takobello2000 or T-2000 for short. The new way to taco. ",
"That's that in$urance remodel money.",
"Lol learn something new every day!\n\nCan you explain Peanut & Jelly sandwiches? Or Pancakes with Syrup for breakfast? :O",
"Yeah, the whole city is basically shut down today. They have no idea how to handle snow/ice. ",
"Taco Bell burns down but there's another 9 minutes away. God Bless this country. ",
"F",
"Don’t blink!",
"LANAAAAAAAA!",
"They were more baked than the location.",
"I'm so sorry for your loss :(",
"Yo, one burned down in my town as well.\n",
">As the saying of the philosopher Petyr Baelish, 'Chaos Is a ~~Ladder~~ Laddah', the bigger is the chaos, higher is the ladder.\n\nFTFY",
"Damn it RJ. Had some fine fucking times here. ",
"Someone finally snapped. You can only put onions on someone’s burrito so many times when they asked for no onions.",
"didn't this location used to be a white castle.. POOKEY WE BURNING THis bitCH DOWNNNNNNNNNNNNN",
"He can talk!",
"Got too **Caliente** for it's own good.",
"I see they brought back the Volcano tacos",
"Congratulations, you've written a brilliant eulogy...for a Taco Bell",
"Bruh, where the fuck do YOU live? Mountain Dew is consistently one of the top 5 most consumed sodas in the country...\n\nNot saying it's good, just crazy that you don't think it's huge...",
"candlelight vigil time, my friend",
"HE CAN TALK?",
"I blame Hot 'n Now.",
"DANGER ZOOOOONE",
"Everything about this post and thread is sad.",
"Wanted to give an upvote but your comment has 420 votes and that is too good to mess up",
"I'm so sorry for your loss. [Let me serenade you to help you cope](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X2WH8mHJnhM)",
"*Gentlemen, we can rebuild it. We have the technology. We have the capability to make the world's first bionic restaurant. Taco Bell will be that restaurant. Better than it was before. Better... stronger... tastier.*\n\n- Oscar Goldman.",
"but if they did, it would probably be the other meaning of 'fuck'",
"Hmm...",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"Fire guy!",
"You meant charred. Chard is a vegetable, like a collared green.",
"I feel like half the secret to Taco Bell is ordering off-menu. Find one where the employees are chill and willing to modify menu items for you no problem and it becomes a much more interesting place (I'd never say GOOD but interesting...) \n\nOne thing that doesn't get brought up much is Taco Bell has a pretty large menu so you can mess with it and get things like volcano sauce on your nachos and so forth. My local one is one of those combo KFC/Taco Bells so you can get even more creative with it. ",
"That’s *El* Diablo to you, sonny! \n\n\nWorry not, I’m sure your TB will be rebuilt in no time ",
"Someone probably had to take a Taco Bell dump in their bathroom.",
"F",
"Live mas Fuego.",
"...and now you realize, it isn’t about taco bell. It’s about the friendships you made along the way. ",
"Chicks dig it too",
"!redditsilver",
"You monster. ",
"blame it on the people that robbed that taco bell at 2am",
"At taco bell they have a special amazing cure all delicious drink called Baja Blast. It goes well with anything and you can mix it with loads of alcohol.",
"The Taco Bell on the Vegas Strip was the fastest food I’ve ever been served. And this was on NYE. It also had a nightclub-ish vibe to it too. I heard it’s a flagship Taco Bell. I loved it. ",
"We won't spank the monkey. The monkey will spank us.",
"I CAN SIIIIIIING!",
"\"En loooos braaaaazoooos de uuuuun aaaaangeeeel\"",
"For most firemen, the list begins and ends with one thing:\n\nwomen",
"Or a high brain",
"You should not join the fire department",
"Ah drunk food in Britain is a Kabab tbh i love a Kabab though and i don't drink! xD",
"I wasn't happy to see them once. But I was also suffering from alcohol poisoning didn't want to go to the hospital. ",
"Kinda deserved it for getting rid of my loaded potato grillers tbh.",
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO",
"Last night, for a brief time, it was *Taco Hell*!",
"Firemen can tear the roof off of your house to put out a fire in the basement, then afterwards the homeowners will thank them.",
"Wait, are you suggesting that Taco Bell is paying people to promote their brand via social media by posting ads disguised as original content? Impossible.",
"This is fucking sad on more than one level guys. Get a life. Losers!",
"Excellent point, I might have to become a firefighter",
"Why does everyone laugh when I say that?",
"Fire machine broke! ",
"A man's first T-Bell is always special. \n\nOur thoughts and prayers are with Montgomery.\n\n(Seriously, sorry, though :'( )",
"Heat goes up and that fire is hot as fuck. Even standing on the sidewalk where the other firefighters are would be unbearable without protection.",
"*chaosh ish a laddah\n\nFTFY",
"Am fireman. It's up that high to avoid the power lines and to allow some mobility without risking hitting the lines. Also aerial attacks let you put a lot of water wherever you need it pretty easily.",
"Damn you! Damn you all to hell!!!",
"I was about to comment on how much that looked like my Taco Bell. Then I thought about it.",
"Fairly new volunteer firefighter here, my First Officer has told me many a story of pissed off farmers who had their crops burning and we had to cut their fence lol. They don't understand that an Officer In Charge has similar authority to a cop on a fireground",
"dude my nearest taco bell is 30 minutes and you KNOW we takin the fuckin 3 AM drive bro everytime",
"\"....KHAAAAAAAAAN!\"",
"Man, Taco Bell’s fire volcano spicy menu is getting out of hand",
"Man, Mountain Dew is REALLY tasty to me, and I'm not even that huge **EXTREME GAMER** type, it just tastes smexy.",
"Why are there two almost-identical holes in the pillars next to the front door?",
"Lol\n",
"Mountain Dew is better as a mixer.",
"Too much fire sauce",
"What happened to the tacos that were in there when it burned down ... ",
"Tacobell had fire? Sauce please.",
"This is so heartbreaking.",
"At least you still get that taco smell. ",
"Usually I'll agree with this sentiment, but Taco Bell might be the exception. It's so goddamn cheap.\n\nFor a while when I was in college, they were doing an $.89 5-Layer Burrito deal, so I'd roll up with $15 and buy a couple week's worth of lunches and freeze them",
"Do you.. Do you think all the tacos inside were eaten? ",
"Taco bell marketing needs to get in here and get this man a year supply of chalupas ",
"Fire in the disco. Fire in the disco. Fire in the...",
"Holy shit RIP. As a Canadian I always considered my jaunts south of the border to get tacos with Doritos shells special. ",
"The fire will never suspect an attack from above. ",
"\"For Christ sake Jimmy, we need that ladder. And shut off that damn song in the truck. The joke is old!\"\n\n- Stairway to Heaven, probably",
"Zelda Rd?",
"I told em that the diablo sauce wasn't a good idea....",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/788/490/c95.jpg \n\n Sorry ",
"A true hero.\n\n!redditsilver",
"Reminds me of when the local Dairy Queen burned down when I was a kid. Tragic.",
"\"Imma make it rain!\" -Firefighter, probably",
"I'm going to blame the snow for taco bell burning down. ",
"not even shitting you i even looked at the op with the brightness up just searching for a ladder",
"Love the FD coming straight out the underground!\n\n",
"Oh, help me, Dr. Zaius!",
"Jersey?",
"Probably a grease fire.",
"Time to go hang out with Taco Bells future ex stepdad, Del Taco. Lol",
"Montgomery?",
"I probably don't eat there enough to notice it with Taco Bell but I've definitely experienced that with other fast food places. Subway in particular, there are some locations where the produce always seem fresh and others where the tomatoes are always half green, lettuce is sickly looking, etc.",
"Challenge accepted",
"Also diabetes ",
"!RedditSilver\n",
"The toys are what did it for me. Nothing quite matches the feeling of snipping through a car like butter with enormous hydraulic cutters.",
"Gabriel Friedman has got news for you",
"WHAT!?",
"This is what happens when you play with fire sauce.",
"Just wait till you get to try Baja Blast.",
"Chard to a Swiss.",
"Erm yes occasionally and don't call me baby! :p xD",
"Fuck the fire department, coming straight from the underground;\nBuilding blazin up, but got those Dalmatian hounds.\nAnd just when ya think city budgets should get slashin',\nOut pops a red truck with the lights flashin'.\n",
"#Doritos Cool Ranch Supreme +Fire Sauce= The greatest ever",
"Sad. This is the closest taco bell to where I live :'(",
"DoorDash does in my area. ",
"Depends at what percent of your house has already burned",
"Supply and demand.",
"I’m sure there’s a video of that somewhere. ",
"They are still getting those nacho fries right? ",
"Literally Hail Corporate...\n\nAd spam much?",
"Bueller?",
"I dislike regular Mountain Dew. Taco Bell has a Baja Blast Mountain Dew that is my favorite fucking soda in the entire goddamn world since Blue Pepsi.",
"Looks like it, and the story checks out ",
"My first laugh of the day. Good job sir",
"Oh damn my hometown, is this the one by 85 on Zelda?",
"OP's friend needs some rogaine",
"OP in the pic: \"DAMN YOU DIABLO, DAMN YOOOOOOOU!\"",
"+1 meme point",
"Volcano menu confirmed!",
"Mountain dew is very different depending on country, in the US it has a lot of caffeine and sugar. In Canada, its one of the lesser caffeinated drinks out there. Theres a lot of things that share a name and brand, but are nowhere near the same thing because of location ",
"\"You maniacs!! Damn you all to hell!!\"",
"Sorry but my taste buds work.",
"Fellow resident of the south, can confirm, we shut down for snow. In other news, weather in the high 60's tomorrow.",
"*cries in tacobell*",
"\"A lot of water\" is kind of an understatement when it comes to a ladder. We're talking over 1000 gallons per minute at minimum off the end of that, right?",
"Job security.",
"Thank you! I was waiting, he said top 5 reasons and then gave 4 and mentioned something about saving something, like wtf I wanted to know all 5 reasons",
"This is what i was scrolling for",
"\"burned\" down last night. Shame when that happens ",
"4th meal. 5 alarms.",
"I completely missed the \"got\" and was just wondering how the fuck did they burn down a Taco Bell. ",
"^^Danger ^^Zone",
"This was all over my facebook this morning. RIP Zelda Road Taco Bell ",
"Dude. It’s a jazzed up firefighter. ",
"[FUCK](https://youtu.be/26UA578yQ5g) ",
"Don't you be talking shit about my chalupa supreme!",
"Hangry is a very dangerous thing. ",
"ha i'm ashamed to admit i'm a taco bell connoisseur. i just like it (shrug).",
"Looking at the size of your friend, this was probably a blessing in disguise ",
"The bar that had $1 beers and got me and my friends through college burned down a year after I graduated. Feel the pain man. ",
"F ",
"His rage of losing taco bell was taken out on the very thing he mourned.",
"Wow, Alabama has snow?\n\nMan this weather is weird....",
"You clearly ate too much Taco Bell.",
"I wish Taco Bell paid for my tuition... you and your friends were lucky.",
"I've tasted flavors you people wouldn't believe. ",
"They closed the Taco Bell in my student dining hall...it was the last Taco Bell in Boston....I feel your pain. ",
"Bah, I've eaten there a ton of times and only got diarrhea once. It's nothing to be concerned about.",
"Well... on the bright side: you won't be on the toilet 24/7 in that place.",
"“Learn to let got of that which you fear to lose”\n\n-Yoda ",
"I was hospitalized for Taco Bell food poisoning Monday night. ",
"I do photo well.\n\nAnd my favorite month is cover.",
"Where do you live? Taco Bell in Canada is lame because it’s usually combined with a KFC which makes them both terrible. ",
"Charlie Daniels has started his Fire and Fury Campaign.",
"And you’d be 110% wrong. ",
"It's 99% EMS calls nowadays, fyi. Probably why these guys really wanted to deploy the shit out of that ladder the first chance they got.",
"*My friends and I",
"You look like a guy who ate a lot of taco bell ",
"Nice try, OP. Nobody goes to college in Montgomery.",
"Lol, 4 miles away and only takes 9 minutes during heavy traffic? You got it good man, 4 miles in heavy traffic takes me 20-30 minutes. - Citizen of Los Angeles.",
"I thought that they paid for your college...because they actually do that.",
"This is always the hardest when you suddenly see a Taco Bell you love suddenly gone. May you find a shiny, new, better Bell just over the horizon.",
"Bald spot tho...",
"It seems like they're trying to avoid the power lines. ",
"Interesting fact: The DC snipers parked in this Taco Bell parking lot, shot and killed an employee of the ABC liquor store across from it.\n\n[> Nineteen hours later on the same day, Claudine Parker,[9] a liquor store clerk in Montgomery, Alabama, was shot and killed during a robbery. Her co-worker, Kellie Adams, was injured but survived. Evidence found at the crime scene eventually tied this killing to the Beltway attacks and allowed authorities to identify Muhammad and Malvo as suspects,[10] although this connection was not made until October 17.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/D.C._sniper_attacks)",
"Go get your hands on that bell. Take whatever memories you can ",
"someone must have used the toilet",
"\"I'm so high right now guys\"",
"Uh, question for the barbecue chef",
"Or high.",
"Dr. Zaius, Dr. Zaius!!",
"Satan tried the diablo sauce and was shitting fire for a week",
"For some of us, that's what Blockbuster and Hollywood video was.",
"You might not realize it depending on what jelly is to you but I know in the UK what they call jelly we call gelatin or Jell-O, it's a dessert.\n\nJelly in america is like jam or fruit preserves, like you'd put on toast or other breakfast bread. Peanut butter is a (usually) sweetened spread made out of peanuts, sometimes with chunks of peanuts mixed in (creamy vs. crunchy)\n\nA PB&J sandwich is a really good salty/sweet combo. ",
"Montgomery, Alabama\n\nI was born in Kodiak....when the fuck did they get a Taco Bell?!",
"Gotta stay warm somehow.",
"Lmfao",
"Mountain Dew is absolutely disgusting. ",
"...incorrectly. ",
"They probably high tbh",
"Yeah, this is like the 5th time in my life I've seen snow, and it fucks us all up. We don't have salt trucks, no snow shovels, and nothing else. ",
"Can confirm\n \n\nSauce: firefighter stole my girl",
"Looks like my asshole after I ate too many chalupas.",
"It's over fire, I have the high ground!",
"Why the fuck do you eat taco bell? ",
"Jesus, how sweet is your lemonade?! Mountain Dew is slightly citrusy pure sugar water...",
"Ah probably wont get it here British soda isn't very adventurous with flavours sadly.",
"No. It can’t be",
"no",
"yes",
"To be continued...",
"So basically King Crims-\n\n-and so that's pretty much how it works.",
"It's a _fucking_ joke",
"You underestimate my power!",
"Fuck the fireman comin straight out the burnin ground",
" How did it get you through college? ",
"There’s probably a porno named that ",
"And foolishly lit a match.",
"Yeah I don't remember the main villain of Part 5 being named Diablo. It was Doppio and Diavolo.",
"Gotta feed my 8 kids and 12 dogs somehow",
"Southern cities don't have the plows to deal with snow. They'd be a big investment for something that only happens a couple times a year. Also Southerners don't know how to drive in snow.",
"It looks like the sign is on the ladder. Taco Bell has its own fire department. ",
" I did not know that either! \n- Definitely not a Farmer with crops burning. ",
"You set my bunghole on fire, I set you on fire! 🔥 ",
"They're delicious! Where do you live that these are unusual?",
"This happened to ours not too long ago and I swear they had that bitch renovated and reopen in less than a week. Probably an insurance scam ",
"I can guarantee you this was an insurance scheme as I have seen this happen before at closing hours staff removes all products then they torch it getting money to rebuild a fancier version ",
"*Stoned...the word you're looking for is stoned.",
"Wow, the second taco bell to burn in Alabama in the last year. Guess Y'allquada is stopping all these dangerous border jumpers.",
"Grease fire?",
"About a year and a half ago this college dive bar in Fargo called The Turf burned down. That was THE place to be on a Wednesday night because of a cheap-ass deal on 32oz mugs of beer. The loss of a favorite food joint is tragic and I offer my condolences in these trying times.",
"Can I play the piano anymore?",
"Terrorists?",
"Prevented any constipation.",
"W'happend?",
"Pretty funny, but on a more serious note I hope no one got hurt in the blaze. I live a few streets away from a casino that burned down a few years back, and around 20 people died of asphyxiation because the exits were blocked. Fires are scary stuff man",
"I did not know Taco Bell cooked their food...",
"POR QUEEE!!!!",
"I LOVE you, Dr. Zaius!",
"You underestimate my ladders.",
"I'm starting my fireman's training, so from I can guess, it's probably what's called an aerial. A hose is mounted on the top and it pumps tons of water onto the fire from above. \n\nThen again I'm a rooky so I'll have to get back to you",
"Went up in a blaze of glory",
"Britain.",
"Taco Bell puts people through college? I had no idea! Maybe I should look into a job with them. ",
"[damn red candle](http://zelda.wikia.com/wiki/Red_Candle)",
"Oh the humanity ",
"Someone used too much fire sauce.",
"Weeb.",
"Using it to put water directly in the fire. ",
"I’m so sorry for your loss.",
"Oh no, a burning piece of paper! Quick, deploy the ladder!!!",
"Agreed. It's all heat and no flavor. Fire sauce is so mich better. ",
"Found Ray Bradbury",
"The rumor was that the fire started in the bathroom, this really might’ve been the case. ",
"Of course you can!",
"Goatley 2?",
"It could be for observation? Like another fireman at the top on a radio talking to his teammates on the ground..",
"1 prayer = 1 taco",
"And the Taco Bell next to my apartment just got remodeled and is likely to open this weekend or early next week. Its so nostalgic because Taco Bell got me through college too. They'll be back. Promise. :)",
"Someday, if you or one of your friends gets colon cancer and has to use a colostomy bag from the age of 48, you can remember all that shit you put into your body , especially at this fucking taco bell.",
"Could be twice that, but yes. A LOT of water. This was a surround and drown operation, which means exactly what it sounds like.",
"I'm confused how did a fast food joint get you through college?",
"something something fire sauce",
"Wow that one is actually closer than my house than this one. I am dumb. ",
"I should have known that brick was fake",
"Was there a spider on the premises; is that what happened? My sincere condolences for your loss.",
"When they first open a store it seems they use higher quality produce also. Get you hooked and then start cutting the product.",
"HA! I always knew that brick around the front of Taco Bell was fake.",
"The higher gravitational potential gives the water more confidence against the fire. ",
"They’ve really stepped up the heat in the fire sauce.",
"The chalupas!!!!! Nooooo!!!!!",
"Going on a diet has never been easier!",
"That must have smelled delicious. 🔥 ",
"Most likely.",
"A weak lemonade?! Do you have diabetes yet? ",
"The breakfast one is too good...",
"Too soon",
"> eaten there a ton of times\n\nYes... You are accustomed to Toxic Hell. Some people aren't. Just like Chipotle destroys some people's internals, others think those people are nuts. \n\nNever know how one will react. Besides, there's nothing wrong with having a bunch of tp on hand. Better to have and not need than need and not have. ",
"I can sympathize. The Wendy’s we grew up with burned down a few days after Christmas years ago. \n\nFun fact: it was the same Wendy’s that Adam Sandler’s character traveled to by helicopter in Mr Deeds!",
"Fire-d guy!",
"I'm assuming sweet but im not a drinker of Lemonade.",
"Hell, as long as the scene is secure, the first fire chief on scene is in charge of all emergency crews for the whole event in most places",
"JUSTUCE RAINS FROM ABOVE!",
"This guy gets funny.",
"They also usually have the best video game set-ups, sleeping quarters and food as far as fire/ems/leo careers go.",
"This would be a good photoshopbattle post",
"It is mostly EMS now but 99% is a BIT high. People who cant drive will always give us fireman reasons to not be paramedics",
"Your boots don't match your pants",
"We had a volunteer firefighter in my neighborhood that wasn't very happy with the number of fires we had, so he started a few of his own. He's in jail now.",
"You haven't apparently havent met my ex wife. She's fucked pretty much half of Charleston. ",
"Bring me the head of the clown...",
"Look, you've got it, may as well use it while you have an excuse!",
"For whom the bell tolls.",
"\"No $5 combo box for U!\"",
"I’m from Montgomery too. Live right down the road from here. RIP sweet summer child. ",
"Bro Taco Bell is nasty as fuck ",
"/r/hailsatan",
"You can't just settle, you gotta reach for the stars man.",
"You'll be glad to know one of their latest flavors is Mountain Dew Spiked Lemonade.",
"/u/FireGuy12 would love this.",
"Chief?",
"I couldn’t before!",
"Please remember that we love you and that we're here if you need to talk. Please don't doubt calling us or the suicide hotline",
"Same thing in my state. Got a snow day from work too.",
"It was open 24 hours???",
"No because i almost never drink Lemonade plus they probably modified the taste for British drinkers.",
"Huh. They probably stacked too much Fire sauce in one place.",
"Volcano tacos are back.",
"You take that back",
"yep",
"That was it’s original purpose after all.",
"Someone took Extra Fire Sauce a little too far.",
"Wow, this play has everything!",
"Nah, Verde is getting its revenge for being discontinued and framing Diablo which replaced it.",
"Hahah yeah. We usually try and open gates and close them after but sometimes desperate times call for desperate measures",
"F",
"No ughvhucyyh",
"It's a Cantina Taco Bell if it's the one I'm thinking of, serves alcohol and also acts as a marriage hall if anyone wants to get married at a Taco Bell. Another Cantina just opened up recently near me in Newport Beach, been meaning to go since it's one of the only of our Cantinas nearby. ",
"Ahh the good ole hometown",
"On a side note, toilet paper sales in the area went down significantly. ",
"Stay awhile, listen.",
"The Wendy’s by my house burnt down last week too. It’s been a rough time.\n\nhttps://imgur.com/3qum9DO",
"Most firefighters started as pyromaniacs. ",
"So water caused a fire? That sauce is basically water anyways. No flavor or spiciness to it. ",
"\"Y'all still open?\" \n\n*camera pans to burned skeleton* \"nigga, wat?\"",
"This looks a bit like South Park: The Stick of Truth, except it really is a Taco Bell.",
"Relax, they got sour cream and cheese at every supermarket... ",
"🎺💀 thank Mr skeltal for brass instrument abilities and calcium",
"Rick and Morty lover.",
"If you didn’t grab some sort of silly memento I think we’re all gonna be disappointed ",
"Oh, gotcha. I thought you meant mt. dew tastes like less tart (but otherwise similar to what you drink) lemonade, in which case, I was concerned about your sugar intake, lol. Now I understand.\n\nI think lemonade should be tart and a little sweet, whereas mountain dew is a lemon-lime jolly rancher (uh, super sweet hard candy, if you guys don't have those) in liquid form.",
"Hot post",
"Justice!!!!!!",
"When I get sent to work on our ladder for the day I always fully extend that bitch during morning operation checks. Reason 1 being to make sure it works as needed on the fireground and reason 2 being it's fuckin sweet ",
"Geee I wonder what possibly could have happened??? Fast food places with 3 friers and 82 other heating items plugged in are usually so careful.",
"No! The one on Zelda road? I loved that one! The one in Eastchase was my most frequented one but the Zelda road one was so great because it is the only 24 hour one in town!",
"In Italy I've heard antifascist chores saying \"we only respect firemen\" \nRispettiamo solo i pompieri \nhttps://youtu.be/qOG7ai53w48",
"Yeah my professor told me how when he was interested in joining the fire department, he interviewed a firefighter and realized that the majority of the job isn’t even doing cool shit like putting out fires. They don’t talk about how for every fire they put out, there would be like 5 other calls to do shit like help an old lady who slipped in the bath tub and couldn’t get up.",
"Even in it’s burned state, it’s nicer than the T-Bell that got me through college.",
"Out of curiosity I looked at the two closest taco bells in my city... they are 1.1 miles apart. Google says 4 minutes between the two.\n\nEdit: [My god look at all of them](https://i.imgur.com/9izZlRd.jpg)",
"!Redditsilver",
"Yeah but we do try and let the other services do their shtick, so long as they don't get in our way we're happy. ",
"Fire sauce was too lit 🔥 ",
" A SCHEMING CUNT NED, IN AN OPEN FIELD",
"I feel like you're nacho self today.",
"Montgomery, Alabama",
"Begun, The Franchise Wars have. \n\n*Taco Bell was the only restaurant to survive The Franchise War.*",
"I’m not crying you’re crying. ",
"This is the dumbest shit ever but it killed me",
"My condolences, but I have a Taco Bell story to share. \n\nThe closest one to me used to be garbage. The day shift was okay, pretty good even, rarely cocked up an order, always quick service, but the night shift... Man, they had a line wrapped around the goddamn block from 8 until closing at 3 am. \n\nThis was due solely to the staff, they had druggies, old people who must have been filling out quotas for disability, and had a revolving door of drive-thru cashiers that never learned the process. It was sad. \n\nThen one day they closed the inside for about 3 weeks, remodeling, and they canned all the shit staff that was making night trips to it a living hell. So, first off, survive. Secondly, rejoice when they rebuild. Live mas, friend.",
"[Found it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
"Also getting laid effortlessly",
"Cheese smoke is lethal. ",
"f",
"Pour out a Baja Blast for the homie.",
"My men had nothing to do with it for sure....",
"YOU FOOLS!!! YOU BURNED IT DOWN!!!",
"It also apparently makes you super hot, i’ve never seen an ugly fireman.",
"Oh the irony of this statement",
"What a tragic loss man, I have a filling a berto's chain was behind this",
"Imagine living somewhere where there is no Taco Bell whatsoever. I'm not talking none in my town. None in my entire province. The nearest one is a 2 hour plan ride away. Truly heartbreaking. ",
"God damn i love that stuff. Sometimes I go in and buy like 3 things and steal like 30 of those packets. ",
"F",
"THERE IS NO GOD",
"as a great lyricist once said fire in the disco fire the Taco Bell",
"Right in the feels",
"I'm sorry for your loss. 😢",
"Allow us to all stand for a moment of sil... WHO JUST FARTED?",
"Now it's just a hard shell of its former self.",
"Of course it's gonna be real high. It's late at night and at a Taco Bell. ",
"Guy 1: \"Hey look, it's as tall as my dick!\" \nGuy 2, after raising to that height: \"Damn, almost there...\" ",
"Well, I couldn't before!",
"Sorry for your loss. Tragic. ",
"I payed respects \"F\"",
"I miss Montgomery :( it was so great, I live in Tuscaloosa now and I miss Montgomery, specifically the traffic. They drive so damn fast in Montgomery, I hate this Tuscaloosa traffic.",
"Somehow I think of a older Spanish man's farm closing down as this plays and he looks longingly at the fields his family had tilled for generations. ",
"brb going to the moon",
"Yep, looked after a heritage listed building and the alarm used to trip all the time. I've had the Officer in charge ringing me to get there quick otherwise the door was getting kicked in so they could do a visible inspection. They were cool about it but they have a responsibility and probably other places to be dealing with false alarms and are cool, if there IS a fire they have to act fast. Fuck that farmer and his fence. ",
"This post is escalating quickly",
"\"*Aaaaleeeeejaaaarseeee*\"",
"Nah bro, you do.",
"F",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IVXJmfd3cmg",
"No",
"F",
"Mountain Dew is fucking garbage.\n\nSierra Mist is where it's at.",
"\" Fuck the fire department! Burning straight up from the ground\"",
"Yeah we don't.",
"Other Barry?",
"Yep. First thing I noticed was the power lines in relation to the ladder.\n\nI've been through so many msha and osha classes it's always the first thing I see... Lol ",
"And poop. Oh, the poop...",
"*My friends and I",
"Sounds wet",
"\"Or maybe do more, Captain, let's see if this plays out?\"",
"They make alcoholic smoothies/freezes at the one on the Strip too. That’s the only chain restaurant I’ll go to when I’m in Vegas. Plus they got some ~~sweet~~ overpriced merchandise there. ",
"El Pollo Diablo.",
"People still eat that shit?",
"Grilled Stuft Burrito and Crunchwrap Supreme. \n\nalso, Chalupas and Soft Taco Supreme.",
"Heard of refried beans but this is ridiculous!",
"Coping with eating a real diet now",
"What burned more the fire or your ass every time you ate that stuff?!",
"Looks like a normal taco Bell to me.",
"How many damn, dirty apes does it take to screw in a light bulb?",
"Yeah you look like you subsisted off of nothing but Taco Bell",
"A Hardie Wrap, eh? They haven't rolled that out near me, is it good? ",
"Heat rises, they're going to try to cut the fire off before it gets to high to put out",
"¡Yo quiero Taco Bell! ",
"They just want to Swanton Bomb the fire",
"Keep warm by burning fast food restaurants?",
"I lived in a typical American suburban neighborhood growing up, with about 30-40 feet between houses, maybe. One house got set the fuck ablaze when trying to cook a turkey in an electric deep fryer in a closed in porch on the floor level. Idk what caused the fire per se but it quickly got up to the deck that closed the space in and blew up the propane tank.\n\nFiremen get there and for all I know say “fuck this” and start dousing the houses around it with water. One whole side of their neighbors house’s siding just completely melted.",
"What Lord do you sacrifice Taco Bells to?",
"I miss when I could enjoy Taco Bell.\n\nUnless you're eating Taco Bell when you're wasted, I don't know how anyone over 30 eats it without having issues later. It's like if you eat a lot of fast food all the time, your body is working overtime without you even knowing what your body is going through, but when you haven't eaten fast food in a long time and then you go grab some food from Taco Bell... your body will not react well in your stomach, in the bathroom, etc.\n\nBut again if you're wasted and you need food, have at it. That I understand.",
"Fire sauce ",
"I wouldn't be super worried. My local taco bell burned down and they just built a bigger and better one ",
"All the best parking places",
"Looks like a leftist plot to bring down the Belluminati to me!",
"So the fire sauce was no lie",
"Montgomery is land locked so I believe you. If the taco bell was in Mobile I'd be more sceptical.",
"I'll have to take your word on that as i've never seen or heard of Sierra Mist. lol",
"Have they taken Flamin' Hot technology too far?",
"Quite an experience to live in hunger, isn't it?",
"Fire at the disco! Fire at the, taco bell!",
"Oh I definitely got some booze.",
"Has fire become recently unpopular?",
"In the US, when you say \"Kebab\" most people tend to think of the [Shish Kebab](http://www.themediterraneandish.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/06/Beef-Shish-Kabob-Recipe-6.jpg), however I'm assuming you're referring to the [Doner Kebab](http://ichef.bbci.co.uk/wwfeatures/wm/live/1280_720/images/live/p0/4s/6j/p04s6jkr.jpg) because AFAIK Shish Kebab isn't really a fast food type thing. For some reason, Doner Kebab is not a big thing here in the US at all, but when I went to Europe it was like burger shops in the US - they're on every other corner.",
"so you guys just shut down until the snow melts enough? do you have city snow plows?",
"TRULY HEARTBREAKING \n\nI pray that they have the strength to rebuild...",
"Time for someone with a taco truck to move in and make bank.",
"Probably will get downvoted. But Mountain Dew is like the ultimate white person drink. It's to white people what grape drink is to my people, and horchata to Hispanic folks. None of these drinks are all that special, but each respective race will, in a general sense, swear by them. \n\nFirst time I went to the taco Bell subreddit, I was amazed at literally EVERYONE talking about Mountain Dew. Taking into account the general Reddit demographic though, it makes sense",
"The sauce? ",
"Negative!! That one sucks (it’s near my house...trust me). Save your stomach and go two more exits to the one across from Milo’s at East Chase!",
"One downside, you're much more likely to get cancer. ",
"All that doesn't matter if you can't save Taco Bell.",
"Let's stop and go the other way we'll stop and eat at Dick's. Dick's is the place where the cool hang out.",
"Damn you can just bust through those stone columns? Look!",
"go to a taqueria and order some tacos Al Pastor, you'll never go to taco bell again :)",
"Lol, that makes sense, but I'm curious why you opted to make a comparison with lemonade in your original post?",
"I mean, I lived in Louisiana for 18 years and Texas for the past 2. Almost everyone I know drinks Mountain Dew.",
"Water machine 🅱roke",
"Yes",
"My thoughts and prayers are with you ",
"Curse you, Extra Spicy!",
"Yeah, winter's been crazy in Alabama this year. We've actually had snow *twice.*",
"lemao do u habe die-a-ree-a????😹😹😹😹😹💩💩💩💩💩",
"And in this year, fire has consumed homes of many I hold near and dear. Farms, animals, livelihoods. Some will rebuild. Some will leave it all behind. I weep for you.\n\nThese reflections, on physical space in rubble, weigh heavy on my understanding of Community. That is, the people that are bound together by some invisible or physical space: common belief, shared experiences, family bonds.\n\nThe most powerful of these forces is the physical venue. Shared space allows for repeated exposure, nostalgia. In the nooks and crannies of outdoor retreat, in particular, a sense of ownership builds a deep connection to the land.\n\nCommunity, in the digital realm or ultra-temporal shifting festival circuit, lacks ownership. Rare is the place with permanence. Like in so many movements before us, the call back to land ownership is being answered all over the world (NuMundo catalogs so many of them including Heartland and Trillium).\n\nBut repeated fires remind us that neither land ownership nor standing walls protect communities from the wild. Ravaged, one day, it will all burn down. Through fire or erosion, we, and our memories, disappear.\n\nIn our earlier evolutionary states, we could not so much as leave a community without suffering a deep sense of loss, and potentially, death. To the modern observer, the idea of excommunication or exile seems a bit silly: just find a new home. It didn’t used to be so easy.\n\nThe state of being separate, Other, or cast away were once deeply traumatizing. It still is. So many of our decisions are based on avoiding the pains of Shame, Loneliness, and Disconnection.\n\nWhen we avoid it, when we pretend like we are calloused from the pain of disgrace, we’re being delusional. We’re showing strength when what’s needed is weakness. The fear of loneliness, of being without Community, is built into our DNA, and when we deny its force, we delude ourselves.\n\nMemory is not tradition.\n\nWhen homes burn down, and especially the communal spaces that we return to in retreat, we lose a place where we feel welcome, where we can be ourselves, where we can reconnect with the selves that we discovered beyond our normalness. We lose the shortcut to center and we must start anew, often without the physical realms that we once traversed in our own personal journeys.\n\nThis is the place I kissed her. This is the place we fought. This is where we all held hands under the stars and I realized that I was one of many.\n\nNow, our social networks give a sense of continuity: those that we knew one place are still in our lives. The memories, in pictures or thoughts, live on. They flood us in their significance, but they don’t sustain us. Memory is not tradition. One is past, one is present. You don’t mourn a memory, you mourn the tradition which is no longer available to you, to sustain you, to keep you at center.\n\nEven if it was many years ago, the loss of physical retreat dizzies us. Grief is the realization that you cannot return.\n\nThe idea was always that you could come back and be reminded. But you can’t go back. You can only start over.",
"I had to zoom in because the dude in my picture looks a lot like my brother.",
"I have never understood Americas obsession with Taco Bell. I remember there used to be one in Sydney but I am sure it is long gone. \n\nI tried it once and thought it was awful. \n\nNeil Hamburger seems to agree with this sentiment as every now and then he goes on retweet sprees of people saying Taco Bell made them sick [@NeilHamburger](https://twitter.com/NeilHamburger)\n\n",
"*At first glance, this appeared to be a celebratory image.*",
"I know what it's *supposed* to be, but it comes across as some chubby chalupa chugger whining about a fast food restaurant. Jokes are supposed to be funny, this is just sad.",
"It’s the only Cantine I’ve see/went to and the first time since I was a teenager that I went to a Taco Bell in general. ",
"Do you like having diarrhea?",
"Oh, the humanity! And the quesadillas! \n",
"So who took a sledgehammer to the two pillars around the front entrance? ",
"I’m pretty sure I got some, was pretty wasted by the time I got there. Did get a Taco Bell hat, so I got that going for me. ",
"Sounds interesting if i remember all these i'll maybe try some.\n\nThanks! :D",
"[Straight Outta Backdraft'](https://youtu.be/69JBRcDOt-k) \n\nCrazy mothafucka named Gusto! \n\nI saved ya wife cause the bitch was in the win-dow\n\nI saved ya sister, i saved ya cat! \n\nI woulda saved ya mom but the bitch was too fat!\n\nEDIT: 🔗",
"Well, that is a good reason to hit a Taco Bell at night.",
"😢",
"I've seen things you wouldn't believe...\n\nDoritos Tostada Crunch eaten off the shoulder of my boy Orion, Baja Blast burning after a drop of Diablo sauce that I never ate, all these memories will be lost in time, like tears in rain.\n",
"Not in California :(",
"I am so, so sorry for your loss. May my condolences be known and heartache for your sorrow be felt in these dark times. Here's to brighter days my friend.",
"True, gump drivers = PTSD",
"Metal Gear Solid V HD remake already? Geez konami. ",
"*A Hind D?*",
"I fucking love Baja Blast! It's the only soda I drink at all because it's just so yummy! ",
"Baja blast and tequila go together alarmingly well",
"I know it's hard for you but you will need to move on to another Taco Bell.",
"Fire at the Disco!",
"Not that we have no idea, its that we don't have the standard equipment to deal with snow that many northern governments have and use all winter long. It's just not worth it to get the stuff that would be used for 1-2 days every other year.\n\nEdit: Southern drivers on the other hand... yep. No clue...",
"I'm not saying I hate it, I'm not too good for a chalupa or whatever if I'm on the road and the craving strikes me, it's just like my last choice for mexican food. It's not the absolute bottom tier, I think that dubious distinction belongs to $.99 frozen burritos and whatever it is they have under the heat lamps at 7-11, but it's pretty close to the dregs of the tex-mex universe.",
"Yeah basically, back in 2011, maybe 2010 we got shut down for like 3 to 4 days cause we had 8 inches of snow. And wtf is a snow plow? ",
"Im hyped for the fries THO!!! 25th yall",
"Better call the fire department....no ill email i dont want to flare up my anxiety now.",
"Damn.",
"It's because of the power lines. The fire is fully involved and they have probably switched to defensive fighting, using a monitor on the ladder to rain down from above.",
"The one time Blazing is not positively associated with Taco Bell.",
"This should have been posted in /r/trees/ for a more dramatic feel to your pain.",
"The problem was an apparent bald spot in the mix, although fresh in nature, the bald spot ignited the already fragile state of the scene. Before emergency crews could arrive, said scene was destroyed by tremendous flares of deception and self pity. Although previous practices of bald spot awareness had been practiced, crews say that the only beneficial practice attempted this night was a gel infused redirection that could've saved the damaged area... to no avail, though, no true gleam of light has shown through this hairy situation, as we all sit and hope for the best, we can only try and pray for an immediate solution to this problem, from k.w.i.r.t. studios, this is fauxhawkan beardstrom signing off.",
"The Roof is on Fire somewhat politely suggests this though",
"But schools are still closed anyway",
"The taco bell in my hometown burned down too",
"Revenge for assholes everywhere ",
"How bad is it that I clicked into this thread in a panic, hoping this wasn't the Taco Bell in MY college town? \n\n\n\nIt's not, thank goodness. ",
"That happened to my Wendy's, was back in six weeks",
"Somebody finally used their bathroom.",
"Also the Vento Aureo antagonist is named Diavolo (which does mean devil/diablo so maybe I'm just nitpicking)",
"Rest in peace, beautiful *and spicy* convenience. You've inspired many without knowing it. ",
"He's gonna body slam the fire out.\n\nThat's science right?",
"Man, that got dark :/",
"ever poured water on a grease fire? ",
"someone opened one of those really hot salsa packets",
"Wouldn't most fires that aren't small things like a car on fire (not small but not a building) or lit cig thrown in a dumpster use this strategy? Even if there weren't power lines wouldn't you want to be as high as possible to avoid the heat? Sorry for my ignorance lol",
"[Fire in the disco, Fire in the taco bell.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Amjx1YKyliY) Electric Six - Danger High Voltage Featuring Jack White",
"If i would eat Pancakes with Syrup in the morning I'd feel so sick. lol \n\nEnglish Breakfast ftw! :D",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"On the bright side, it won't be gone long.\n\nA Tacobell in my hometown burned down like 10 years ago. Within 4-5 months they tore down the husk and put up a brand new building.",
"FROM CHINPAN-A TO CHIMPANZEE!!!",
"Also I imagine it give you a better view of hotter spots and where you can best attack the fire",
"Yep, while the Paramedics still only get like 20% of the funding... never enough ambulances on the road, but at least they have a new fleet of ladders for those 3 fires a year.\n\nI may be a bit salty about fire/ems budgeting in my city.",
"💦💦💦",
"Ahhh so I didn't make up that song! Just long forgot about it. I always think an expressive \"Danger! High voltage!\" to myself when I see a sign or something that says that. I started to think I was just changing the lyrics to Mytikal's \"Danger.\" But it was probably Electric 6's song all along. Thank you! \n\n",
"One of my close friends is a firefighter. He said 3/4 of the calls are for heroin or narc ODs :-/ ",
"They finally made a hot sauce that went too far.",
"Thank god for you, TheFlaccidPenetrator, I thought I was losing my mind, because my answer about Mt. Dew was \"The entire south.\" \n\nNot calling you a liar, thatkindofparty, you might just have an unusual crowd. I've lived in Kentucky, Ohio, Mass., and Chicago. Only place Mt. Dew wasn't relatively common was Mass., but even then it exists. (I list the other 3 by states because they were all in smallish towns, lol)",
"F",
"They should open up a combination Pizza Hut and Taco Bell.",
"You guys just created another meme for Most Interesting Man... \"People don't say fuck the Fire Department, but when they do, they mean the other meaning of fuck.\"",
"The snow never lasts longer than that, it's very rare we get below freezing temps at all. It's just not economically viable to invest into snow equipment cause again it would sit in storage for years. ",
"They don’t eat it because it’s “Mexican food” they eat it because they think it’s good. \n\nSame reason you suck penis and others don’t. ",
"Really? Diablo always tasted like it has some chipotle and lime flavors in it to me. While the rest are just generic vinegary/salty salsa of varying spiciness. ",
"Lol was there more snow than what's in that pic? Just drive carefully and scrape your windshield. You don't even need a scraper. I sometimes use whatever is in my car, like an empty water bottle. ",
"Both. ;)",
"Depending on what you get, Taco Bell can range from \"That was delicious and I need to get that again\" to \"What the hell am I doing with my life that I'm still eating Taco Bell?\" Try several different things before you judge it.",
"But be honest...you've got the ladder out that high, it's dark out, people can barely see you, lots of distance from the fire...you're *DEFINITELY* going to pee on it too, right?",
"The whole area must have smelled like refried beans.",
"Power lines...",
"The one thing that is genuinely fucking good at Taco Bell is the Mild sauce. I would like more heat in it, but it's not worth using the less tasty, but warmer, options TB provides. Mild is where it is at.\n\nI recommend the steak quesadilla. If you're drunk and/or stoned the cheap shitty tacos are where it's at.",
"Honesty i could see the whole scene it was like a gif with words",
"You look like it.",
"rip",
"Press F to pay respects",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"Me too",
"Did it get you through because you were employed there, or did you just like eating there?\n\nIf it was just eating there, even if there isn't another taco bell around I'm sure you and your friends can make tacos at home and have a taco night. The tacos will probably even be better. And it's not really about a corporate chain restaurant as much as the feeling of being with your friends, right?",
"What word begins with \"f\" and ends with \"uck\"?\n\nFiretruck.",
"F",
">trying to cook a turkey in an electric deep fryer in a closed in porch\n\nPretty sure I know what caused the fire.\n\n",
"Lol, I can see this Taco Bell from my front yard. Small world.",
"This is in my hometown. I watched it burn last night 😂",
"you look like someone who would eat at taco bell",
"Real meat right there ",
"Soooooo many dead people in car crashes.",
"Why’s this guy wearying a onsie? Gorgeous beard though. ",
"i thought that little star was it blinking",
"Varg maybe.",
"F",
"Where is this? ",
"Like our anuses so did it burn.",
"They are roasting hot dogs and marshmallows.",
"Now presenting our newest addition to Taco Bell: The Chernobyl. This totally awesome accident was born in the USA! May contain peanuts.",
"Haha the grand tour bit about firefighters and Jaws of life is exactly this.",
"It gets a better angle for shooting water down into the fire",
"F",
"I hope I never have to experience this as there is only one which is already 30-45 minutes from where I live. If it burns the. closest one would be on the other side of the island in kona which if using saddle road is 1.5 hours away. ",
"I'm 18 years old. My friends and I frequently gorge on Taco Bell at least twice a week. I can't imagine the pain you must be going through right now. I can only imagine it being equal to the pain of losing a loved one. I'll keep you and your friends in my prayers. God bless.",
"*Obviously* it's bad if you're looking for mexican food, but I think it's great in the fast food universe.",
"Belluminati",
"*ANAL BUM COVER",
"Because it tasted like British Lemonade but maybe it's different over there so much is! xD",
"Ryan started the fire!",
"What ladder",
"I am so sorry for your loss, Brother ",
"my wife's friend died of a fentanyl overdose last night. we're coping the best we can.",
"Please just get off my quesa. ",
"I think I've found a new show to watch \n\nToo bad there's a laugh track :/ I just want to watch a show that has jokes and I can laugh when I want. Not told when the joke happens. \n\nLike detectorists... Hilarious show",
"\n>The fire is straight-up flipping the bird at the sign.\n\n>r/mildlyinteresting",
"This is a true tragedy. RIP TB",
"Fucking reddit second guessing the fucking firemen and how high their ladder is.",
" You understand most college students don't drive right? ",
"WATER RAINS FROM ABOVE!!!",
">Nobody ever made a song called \"Fuck the Fire Department.\"\n\nAnd so the countdown begins to the release of \"Fuck the Fire Department.\"",
"!RedditSilver",
"That's a pretty good way to put it. The person I think of when I think of someone who is an *avid* Mt. Dew fan is either a \"gamer\" or white trash.",
"Is...this Atlanta?!",
"It was finger licking good!!!!!",
"One near me burnt down about 8 years ago. Sadly they never rebuilt or relocated near it. I never understood as to why given it was always busy.",
"Prepare to have your asshole blasted worse than a hardcore pornstars",
"> Am fireman\n\nUsername does not check out. Prepare to be indicted! I hear it's easy to indict your kind.",
"Or saving kittens stranded in trees.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D1_D1ikwmlY\n\nIts worth a watch.",
"Good advise will try.\n\nThanks :)",
"Phew I thought you were talking about the taco bell in Maryland,mountgomery. Thats the closest one in DC, its depressing.",
"I didn’t grow up with Simpsons (was raised in the Real Life Flanders household, lol) so watching Best Of videos of different characters is helping me catch up on what I’ve been missing. The Best Of Troy McClure is one of my faves!",
"Montgomery Alabama?? Please don’t tell me it’s the same Taco that got me through high school...\n\nEdit: it’s not, my Taco Bell was the one on Atlanta highway until the east chase location was built",
"Just to complicate things, there's a difference between jam and jelly in America too. \n\nJam is blended up fruit and gelatin\n\nJelly is fruit juice and gelatin\n\nMarmalade has peel and/or seeds\n\nPreserves has chunks or whole fruit in it\n\n",
"Does the fire department receive text messages?",
"It's so funny that people think everything is photoshopped these days ",
"... Yeah? So? Pretty normal thing to do, I think. ",
"That’s *carbonated* weak lemonade to you!",
"It also costs a significantly less amount to buy EMS equipment and ambulances as compared to fire apparatus. Also with new construction it is even more imperative to have more engines on the street since the building will burn to nothing quicker.",
"Have you no heart? Can't you see the man has suffered enough and you go ahead and post these traumatizing images. ",
"I love taco bell. Million taco places in Chicago and I've been to them. Went to Mexico city and a ton of taco places. Love them. But I will seats eat taco bell. ",
"Zelda Rd.",
"Jesus christ this is the most underrated comment I've seen in a while. Thanks for the laugh.",
"At least Carmichael Road is not too far away, but that does suck. They had just remodeled that building not to long ago too. :-(",
"That fire sauce is no joke. ",
"I grew up in the south and now live in Saint Paul MN. It's not that the south doesn't know how to handle snow and ice, it's that they don't have the resources to deal with it. When it snows up here things are fucked for a few hours too, but we have fleets of plows and mountains of salt to throw at it and fix the problem quickly. If you only see snow once every 5 years though, yourre probably not going to spend the money to have resources on hand to deal with it when it does come, so youre fucked to it melts.",
"Okay, now I gotta ask, what's british lemonade like? ...wait, I guess the answer is like \"stronger mt. dew.\" How is it stronger? Sour, Citrusy, Sugary? I'm legit super curious now.\n\nAnd, if I may ask, where are you from, if american citrus sugar water and british lemonade are unusual for you?",
"**NOOOOOOOOOO**",
"There's 2 on East, haha. One's on Atlanta Highway, just to the west of the East blvd. junction, and the one someone else linked that's on the South side of East blvd, haha. \n\nI can't believe that TBell burnt down. They just remodeled that place like ~2 years ago.",
"Nah, hell, my city got an inch, and we had to shut down the entire city down. But it's jumping back to 60 degrees tomorrow. And yeah, but I tried to drive carefully, and I still ended up sliding down a hill and breaking to tie rods.",
"I don’t like fire. It’s coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.",
"The fire is high \n\nBut *I* am higher",
"I’m sorry for your loss.",
"Our taco bells are frozen but unraided don't you inspire mauraders our way",
"Bro get Baja Blast Freeze from Taco Bell. I don't know why but it's 10x better than the regular drink.",
"The taco bell in my hometown burnt down as well. Weird",
"DONKEY! ",
"Alt + F5",
"Prepare to have your butthole uneasily drenched in sorrow.",
"Virginia here, our roads are solid sheets of ice right now. The roads are refreezing as soon as they're thawed.",
"Firefighter here, they're most likely going to use it the aerial masterstream (giant water cannon at the end of the ladder) and not only needed to elevate it over the fire, but also to clear the power lines between the ladder truck and the building.",
"I'm more of a Del Taco kind of guy, but I understand.",
"I'm not much for spicy food so im sure it will be interesting! lol",
"Psssht. It was -5°F two weeks ago in Michigan and then mid 50s a week later. Currently sitting in mid/low teens. ",
"It's because how-how close they are and how big the fire is, the firemen need to be as far away from the blaze as possible.\n(Volunteer fireman)",
"Is there a way to be a firefighter without climbing that giant ladder?\n\nHate fire. Would love to put some out. Hate heights.",
"They messed with the Illuminati, this was expected. /s",
"That’s why I said mostly. The junkies don’t like it when the firemen show up and kill their high with narcan. \n\nApparently 100% of the time they complain that someone ruined their high. ",
"I know your frustration!\n\nWhen I moved back to California I had discovered my favorite fast food place had also burned down :*(\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PrmmMCSC27I\n\n",
"Taco Bells seem to burn down a lot more than other fast food restaurants. ",
"This makes me want to call my college Taco Bell and make sure they're still ok. I've neglected him all these years! I've abandoned my son! ",
"I'm so sorry for your loss. Hugs from fear away.",
"WHYYYYYYY",
"Can't forget about bells and smells either.",
"If you're lucky, they'll replace it with a Taco Bell Cantina",
"Exactly. Police don’t have that nearly as much. ",
"Hugs and prayers",
"Can we edit some more drama into this? Some smoke and fire? A newly homeless family of mice weeping?",
"So the sauce got a little too hot then?",
"Oh no no no, have the regular cool ranch Doritos taco, I thought it would taste terrible but it is *too good*",
"This is something I was better off not knowing... looks like I'll find out friday ",
"I've found that dollar generals tend to have weird mtn dew flavors ",
"Give them 4 days. Then you can have all the cheese you desire.",
"This must be a really tough time for you OP. Reach out if you need to speak to anybody or if you're experiencing a crisis. \n\nStay strong ❤️",
"Well, we know how well college went for you considering you’re saying me and my friends. \n\nJust kidding! You have my condolences. I live and breathe Taco Bell. ",
"They must have been blazing not to notice TB was blazing. ",
"Taco Bell has opened stores in Mexico several times. When they do so, they try to [present themselves as \"American\"](http://www.nbcnews.com/id/21209104/#.WmAHQhM-dNI) food.",
"I was looking at it from the perspective of someone who has been hearing Americans sing its praises for some time, and maybe doesn't entirely mesh with our dietary sensibilities in general. At least OP appears to be British, so I'd assume he hasn't had a huge amount of Latin food to compare to.",
"Ours burned down in Jackson, Ca. They will rebuild it.",
"F",
"On the bright side, you don't have to buy diarrhea meds anymore.",
"There was a Taco Bell very close to the house I used to live in. One evening my husband and I decided to eat taco bell. I drove up there, with our order written down, but it was gone.\n\nWhen I say gone, I mean there was absolutely no building there anymore. It was like it just vanished. There was construction happening, but seriously, that Taco Bell had been completely leveled. \n\nA few months later I went to a different Taco Bell. They said that the other Taco Bell, the one that completely disappeared, would be opening back up in the next few weeks. Apparently they just demolished the old building and built a new one? I never found out why.",
"Read this in Krieger voice ",
"I’m so sad. This was the one closet to my house. Eastern blvd is outside the food hunting radius!",
"Oh that sucks!! I laughed but my friend feels so bad! She said “that’s a tragedy!” We hope you get through this hard time as best you can =]",
"If a car is blocking the fire hydrant, they can legally break the windows so they can get access.",
"I'm sorry for your loss OP...",
"May they find a suitable alternative that empties their colon all the same.",
"Somebody dropped a fire sauce packet... Rip",
"A fyre? At a sea parks? ",
"in my town the first taco bell was built and officially opened the other day. Reincarnation.",
"Hi Can I get two Cheesy Gordita Crunch, a Steak Soft Taco and a Cheesy Gordita Crunch?",
"Franchisee with no insurance?\n",
"\"You're tearing me apart, Taco Bell!\".",
"For one thing, that hasn't been my experience at all, so I don't know what you're talking about.\n\nFor another, even if it was true, I don't see how that makes a difference to what I said. Why do you need a car to have a meal with your friends?\n\nFor yet another, OP said it got them THROUGH college, so I have to assume they're not in college anymore. ",
"Didn’t even realize that was a ladder. Thought that was a cell tower",
"Well compared to British Lemonade but i guess i was more comparing flavour more than sweetness.",
"If you’re from the UK too, the shit we get is not as good. The Reeses I buy HAS to be made in America. I’ve heard Taco Bell/McDs/BK etc are all way better in the states, that’s coming from Brits too.",
"sending positive vibes their way",
"Seeing their truck come down your street is the best part of your worst day.",
"Isn't suicide rates and depression pretty high for all EMS?",
"\"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!\"\n",
"Omg who are you ",
"Montgomery has a bad track record with Taco Bell’s. A girl was murdered at the Atlanta Highway one, now this. I think there’s a curse",
"Then that's perfect. Even their hotter sauces are pretty tame, the mild is basically just more flavor with no heat at all.",
"Now you and your totally hetro life partner need to hang out at the local burger joint after you get out of rehab, go on a road trip to Holywood to get your mother fuckin movie check, then fuck up 'dem bitches on the Internet to stop them from talking bad about yas, give some money to a couple of guys so they can reopen the Taco Bell so you can hang outside again.",
"They do tend to be pretty hot 🔥🔥🔥.",
"I'm pretty sure uber, seamless, and 900 other food delivery services have beat you to this idea (I just ordered KFC to my front door for dinner tonight)",
"This is the saddest picture I’ve ever seen ",
"They are rebuilding the taco Bell by my house.... It was the worst thing to drive by and see the! Tearing down MY taco Bell :( I understand your pain.... Hopefully they rebuild quicker than they are building mine",
"That’s only 4.",
"RIP",
"My Taco Bell in Navarre, FL burned down years ago. I found out when I very excitedly went with my brother to try some new menu item and we arrived as it was actively engulfed in flames... ",
"Taco Bell Diarrhea can't melt steel beams...\n",
"That was beautiful. \n\nI-\n\nI need to go visit my taco bell. ",
"K",
"Indeed, even for underground ones!",
"That’s a great line. ",
"That's the saddest news! ",
"Mr. Robot-to",
"[What a travesty](http://i.imgur.com/pWs5k.gif)",
"Belluminati confirmed. ",
"Fuck those fires for aerial attacking you while you're working",
"\"I DON'T READ THE SCRIPT. SCRIPT READS ME\"",
"oh pigley...",
"I think you're just really boring",
"> -hello food\n> \n> -building on fire\n> \n> -can i get 12 tacos?\n\nFTFY\n\n",
"I got snow in Florida last night.",
"Yep, I walked outside this morning and busted my ass on some ice. I was wearing shorts and a t shirt this weekend. I hate Alabama weather.",
"https://vincentel.bandcamp.com/track/fuck-the-fire-department",
"Montgomery Pa?",
"How high up the ladder did he make it?",
"True. And it's kinda weird because I don't think I've ever seen jelly be anything other than grape, whereas everything else is jam/preserves/etc. But I'll call it a PBJ regardless of what type of spread I'm using (which hasn't been grape jelly since I was a kid)",
"F",
"Don't know how to drive is an understatement, had to go to work yesterday, ice/snow everywhere, had to nearly go into a ditch as a dumb mother fucker tried to take a big ass hill at 10mph, started to slide sideways from lack of momentum (I sadly was behind, slung to other lane nearly hitting ditch) he didn't make it past that hill, no way in hell.",
"Someone must have taken a large-firey-steamy dump in that restroom.",
"I grew up just down the road from this Taco Bell. I am in sackcloth and ashes lamenting the news as this Taco Bell was a personal favorite. ",
"Not as dark as the kids that were locked in the basement.\n\n\"DRUM ROLL\"",
"Possibly. Crossed my mind, but it’s hard to belief given how busy it always was there. It was around for 15+ years , I’d highly doubt it if they couldn’t afford the coverage.",
"British Lemonade isn't unusual to me because im British. lol\n\nI guess more citrus flavour.",
"Good point. When I was over there this past fall I found things to be a little bland, probably regulated some of the ingredients. ",
"*My friends and I.",
"I think they're going for the Berlin post WW2 look.",
"Maybe they'll replace it with a Pizza Hut / Taco Bell.",
"Did you know one of the main ingredients in MD is orange juice?",
"a truly sad day.",
"I'm so very sorry for your loss. Tragic.",
"Mountain Dew gets hype because sugar and caffeine. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2E1m90YSpA",
"Pretty good bang for your buck, hence the reason it's a go to for college students lol ",
"I have French Relatives who love going to TB when they visit. They're completely amazed by how much food they get for the price and how good it is with only 4 ingredients.",
"You think you’re gonna get gold or something for looking up a Taco Bell and making your post sound sincere",
"I agree, Diablo is one of the only ones with actual flavor. It tastes like actual chipotle sauce and not vinegar with a pepper in it.",
"Depends on a lot of factors. Every fire is different. Because this structure is mostly involved, the odds of saving many valuable things are slim. Because this is a Taco Bell and it appears to be fairly late at night, it's unlikely that anyone would be inside, so no need to go in looking for victims. If there is a chance of saving people, pets, or property (in that order of priority), you would want to consider going in, which means you couldn't do a surround and drown.\n\nTurnout gear is heat resistant, but it's vulnerable to superheated steam, which is created when you put water on fire. You need to be careful about where you spray so you don't cook yourself like a lobster. If you're dumping thousands of gallons of water from above indiscriminately, you will put interior firefighters at risk.\n\nEdit: Missed the second question. You do want to be high enough to get out of the smoke and heat, but you don't usually need to extend the ladder to maximum length to do that. The higher you go, the less concentrated your spray pattern becomes (which is usually not an issue when attacking from the air, but again, it depends).",
"My thoughts and prayers are with you all. ",
"50% of people used to smoke and did so in bed. Yes, fire is unpopular compared to only let's say 30 years ago. ",
"Taco Bell was foolish to believe they could package and distribute his sauce. Of course Diablo would take what’s rightfully his. ",
"rip u lol",
"This is a blessing fatty. ",
"stuff just doesn't burn down like it used to, because of the millenials.",
"Alabama has been suffering cold weather even since winter started. it sucks. ",
"Taco bell in my town burned down a while ago. I remember they changed the sign to say Think outside the burn",
"RIP diarrhea factory, we will miss you",
"Hoax...\n\nShow me the dead bodies.",
"You forgot fireman poles.",
"We really don’t",
"F",
"No one wants to buy that shit",
"Surely there is a Chipotle nearby?",
"I know those feels. Happened between me and a Pizza Hut once. My heart goes out to you in this time of grief. ",
"Will definitely try but i highly suspect we won't get it here.",
"Barack Obama",
"At least it's hot. Their \"fire\" sauce is complete bullshit.",
"Damn you taco bell. I told you the sauce was spicy enough! But no, you had to go make a sauce and call it fire. Now look! Burned it all down. ",
"Lol there are like 4 four-year colleges in Montgomery and even more junior colleges",
"We will rebuild. We must. ",
"Am I the only one that see's the *Illuminati* sign right in the middle? above the purple over the Taco Bell sign?",
"Sorry for your loss!!",
"Taco Bell has gotten so bad it's not much wonder the franchisee resorts to arson.",
"Live mas fuego lento",
"My dance studio!!!!! No!!!!!",
"Somehow I skipped over \"got\" and \"through college\", and read \"that ... me and my friends ... tragically burned down last night.\" and I was pretty confused",
"haha get it because autism = automatically hilarious\n\nyou're not even trying",
"Now where am I gonna take chicks to fuck when my mom's home?",
"NooooOooOooooooo. !",
"It really never was all that popular. ",
"One of America's finest institutions tbh",
"Did you ever shit yourself at school ? ",
"My grandson has a job interview there today",
"It’s working out great for him so far",
"Doooood! I am so sorry for your loss. I don’t know what I would do if my Taco Bell left me. ",
"I hear they have breathable air too. These country folk have no idea how good they got it.",
"Wow that’s strikingly hilarious. People are stuck in their own mindset so often, I know I am.",
"spoken: https://vocaroo.com/i/s0pY79VSRaBa",
"You maniacs, you blew it up! *slams fist onto ground* damn you, damn you all to hell!",
"Pour a Baja Blast out for the dearly departed",
"Lived in Montgomery for two years. Left just over two years ago and have not missed any of it. ",
"This is what viral marketing looks like. Let's take a moment and awe at something that you and I both know is one of those fabled paid posts. ",
"N",
"Look fam that’s the ideal male form. If you don’t like it, gtfo. ",
"You think it is going to be the same as in America? Sadly fast food changes from Country to Country with that Countries take on it....",
"E",
"Did they forget to shut off the stove?",
"The destroyed Bell sign perfectly framed in the doorway looks like it should be on the set of Planet of the Apes or something",
"prepare for your toilet to be overwhelmed ",
"Looks like from across the street I think ",
"OK, Robin",
"Federline Jones from \"The Cleveland Show\" actually releases an album called \"fireman killer\" but all the YouTube videos are cancer quality so... You'll have to take my word for it ",
"Our asses weren’t the only things on fire that night. ",
"Capitalism at its finest!",
"I genuinely feel bad for you guys.\n\nThat being said, we got 6 inches and wind chills in the negatives again in Chicago, so my sympathy is tempered. \n\nBut I also know you guys aren't equipped for it. \n\nI'm a contradiction. ",
"5th meal. Sorrow.",
"Dang, 1.3 for for my city. Maybe I live somewhere that is 16% more lame.",
"\"Fuck the FD comin' straight from the underground!\"",
"> with new construction it is even more imperative to have more engines on the street since the building will burn to nothing quicker.\n\nAre you talking about construction sites burning faster, or new construction methods making buildings worse at resisting fire?",
"Aww. Pigly?",
"this is good stuff",
"He's a fireman killer",
"Just drive 5 miles in any direction. There will be an identical one. ",
"Interesting. Thank you for replying!",
"This truly hurts my heart",
"This hurts my soul ",
"Whaaaaaat 24 hr taco bell! Jealous ",
"\"You maniacs! You blew it up! Goddamn you!\" -- [Homer J. Simpson](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=og5mNf3IqLQ)",
"Or people joking around with friends...",
"Yeah I've long suspect this also stuff gets adjusted for the “British Taste”.",
"unless you are fire. It's all about perspective. ",
"I would be DEPRESSED FOR WEEKS if this happened. Weirdly enough the 24 hour mcdonalds that’s like 5 minutes away from my house burnt down too:,( best wishes for the tacos to return!!",
"Did the manager burn it down after he stole a couple of cash drops?\n\n\nHappened at a chicken place over here by me.... dude just got sent to prison the other day.",
"r/copypasta",
"welp that carne's asado'd ",
"looks like Diablo sauce is finally back!",
"Someone couldn't wait until they were home to use the washroom.",
"Soon you’ll be able to determine if it remedies your hangovers or just gives you explosive diarrhea ",
"Or FL",
"\"you cut mah fence!!\"\n\n\"Your field was on fire...\"\n\n\"YOU CUT MAH FENCE\"",
"F",
"what's the story on his interview",
"Don't worry they'll be back, and in greater numbers",
"Kahhhhhhhhhn!",
"It's due to the fact that most stores are Franchised, and so every other county has a different owner in all states, all they have to do is release the LTO's within a few days of each other and make the stores look more or less the same. I've worked at one just 10 miles south of me that had me scrape mold of the ceiling my first day, and enforced extremely strict food handling regulations (I still wash my hands for a full minute) so I trust it more than the brand new one 10 miles north of me that was just built and has a \"clean\" kitchen. It's probably perfectly fine, but I didn't pour my tears and lungs into cleaning it, so it's justifiably tainted in my eyes. Also I'm pretty good friends with the owner of my location, you can't beat getting a free meal.",
"Chantilly Taco Bell is way better anyway.",
"Literally was thinking Shish, so thanks for shedding some light on this. You've Doner good thing",
"Are you a medic? ",
"confirmed. ATL shut down today.",
"You take back what you said about me.",
"FUCKER, this was my plan",
"The right side of the picture with the handiewrap wall looked like a broken webpage peaking through out of the corner of my eye and I thought our simulation was starting to break down.",
"Wait rj from Jimmy Oakes' YouTube videos?",
"Montgomery was absolutely hammered last night. I had three inches of snow at my house. ",
"Newly built buildings are matchstick's. using the cheapest lumber and the thinest sizes. That's why you see whole housing developments pop up in the course of weeks. Stairs are glued together and roofs are secured with gusset plates instead of proper framing. ",
"That's only 4",
"Fun fact the DC sniper probably used the parking lot of this Taco Bell to shoot one of his earliest victims ",
"I like to think Schwartz and Flick became firemen and their families have had long standing traditions of triple dog daring the fire department into helping the town precariously.",
"Ya I don't think people are happy to see firemen because it usually means your shit is burning down",
"I bet there's a taco johns across the way, Taco Bell saying fuck you to them as it went up in flames.",
"dryer lint?",
"I imagine him taking off countless layers of protective gear, and thermal underclothes while giggling, to finally get down to business. \n\n*Ahh, it's good to be a fireman*",
"Oh that's terrible! I'm so sorry for you loss, that Taco Bell will always be in our hearts...",
"The lava sauce must have gotten loose ",
"Yeah the laugh track almost stopped me completely from watching it. If you force yourself through the first few episodes, you'll eventually start to ignore and not notice it that much. It's worth the watch. ",
"Whoaaa hyper bugmanism",
"Nu-male sighted",
"Exposure protection, the heat/embers can ignite buildings that close together pretty easily. And trying to deep fry not fully defrosted turkeys starts fires every year.",
"Do now but couldn't taste it in the Mountain Dew i tried.",
"Snake?",
"Pigly II?",
"Reminds me of the Kelsey's Fire of 2009.",
"F",
"Gotta put a taco on the ground for your homies.",
"That's the American way!",
"Paging r/ems",
"They get older. My dad is one and let's just say everyone's body catches up eventually.",
"Mountain dew? Baha blast son.",
"Don't you wanna know how we keep starting fiyuhs? \n\n\"Yes.\" -fire marshal",
"Oh good I was wondering of I'd get my daily dose of Archer today.",
"My alarm goes off at 6:15 AM. I have a brand new puppy, so the first thing I have to do in the morning is take her out. So I now sleep in enough clothing to at least be decent so I don't flash the school kids waiting for the bus across the street. ",
"Also you get to slide down poles, they still do that right?",
"NFSW tag dog that is an atrocity",
"*pours out 40 ounces of Baja Blast*",
" Not relevant to the conversation, just wanted to point out that your username is what I call my sons hamster lol",
"It’s regulations too. Cheetos got banned a few months back for their use of a certain yellow food dye. I remember Fanta being way better in Spain and Greece as well.",
"[This oldie immediately came to mind.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5jezSeQnfCg)",
"They probably took advantage of the moment, I know here in West Texas, I have yet to see the large ladder in action.",
"That sucks. My wife and I went to the local taco bell a lot back in college in a rural town. \n\nSome taco bells are amazing, it really varies by location and this one was fantastic. \n\nSorry for your loss.",
"“Fuck the fire department, coming straight from the understanding underground” - it still fits lol",
"So you and your friends didn't get a college degree...got it! :p ",
"You Dame dirty apes",
"Press F to pay respects",
"Thoughts and prayers, thoughts and prayers.",
"think about the college students who will starve without that taco bell ",
"It looks like they are going over the power lines. ",
"did you guys graduate this past December?",
"F",
"\"Let's see here... One piece of paper, hmm *performs calculations* that calls for 6 feet of ladder extension.\" - fireman",
"I work at Taco Bell. We have a cult there.\nWe praise Bellethor. He is our one true god.\nWhen you hear His knell, you shall have Más.\n\nSeriously though, it's pretty cool. I love my job.",
"The ladder has a nozzle at the end of it, and is really high to get a better angle of attack on the blaze since the roof doesn’t exist. But yeah it is a little high and that is mainly due to the powerlines in front, so they can’t go through them or under them or over them, so they have to go straight up in order to be safe. Generally power lines are our worst enemy with ladders, so you always got to be safe and be aware of your surroundings when you raise them. ",
"F",
"o7",
"They have to get up high to drop the bucket of water down on the fire. ",
"Lmao you’re using mama jokes bro, are you in middle school or what ",
"Where’s the ladder? ",
"Dang, I personally can't imagine being shut down for so long just because of snow.\n\n\nIf you're being serious about the snow plow, uh, this: https://imgur.com/gallery/lhOz6",
"Thanks",
"Lol, you live in the hood. ",
"Good night sweet prince ",
"With lots of fires you actually want to be down low as possible. Not only does hot air rise, but so does smoke. Especially in confined areas, the high up spaces can reach several hundred, if not over 1000 degrees, while just a few feet below it's only a couple hundred. Also, being low means you can attack the base of the fire directly to finally put it out. \n\nSource: Firefighting experience and training in the Navy\n",
"Snake?",
"This looks exactly like my Taco Bell, got scared for a second.",
"They always return to the scene of the crime ",
"Papa Bless’",
"I see a finger pointing at god.",
"So.... the Fire Code isn't keeping up with changes? Or it's just ineffectual?",
"The tacos are meh but i fell in love with the burritos",
"Nearly all restaurants are absolutely terrible at maintaining the structural integrity of their buildings. Usually they’ll let them go until the only thing holding them up is a few toothpicks, a hope, and a prayer. At that point it’s cheaper to demolish and start over from scratch with the most recent interior design standard for the chain instead of try to rebuild whatever is left.",
"https://youtu.be/Y4lnZr022M8",
"Pouring out a Baja Blast in rememberence. ",
"Closest snow plows to Alabama are I believe in Arkansas and Tennessee, up in the mountains. By the time they were driven down the snow would melt anyways",
"A truly fucked up individual if he misses Montgomery. ",
"I rapped both of these to explain context to my gf. Beautiful. ",
"Clerks ",
"Fallout 3",
"It's not going to do unspeakable things to your digestion, it's for the most part just cheap fast food. Usually some combination of beans, ground beef, cheese, diced tomatoes, shredded lettuce and tortilla in various combinations. \n\nYou're gonna probably want some sort of sauce with it cause the stuff tastes rather bland on it's own. \n\nPersonally I like Del Taco more when it comes to fast Tex-Mex but the one near me closed down years ago and the nearest ones are like an hour and a half away + a bridge toll. ",
"There used to be 2 equa-distance from me north and south, and I worked at the southern one since I could get there more easily on backroads, but sometime over the summer there was another Bell built only a mile or so east of the Northern Bell. It's a small coffee shop layout and kind of cozy with some friends, but both of them close doors at 11, but the southern one stays open til 1, in and out.",
"Now where will I get a Dorito tortilla shell?",
"3.6 miles apart here :(",
"My new mix tape finally dropped",
"*Somebody* ordered too much Fire Sauce",
"Thots and Prayers ",
"We can rebuild it. We have the technology. ",
"I aoid \"Taco Hell\" like the plague. I wish there weren't 5 within a 15 minute drive from my house.",
"Ahh. That makes sense. ",
"I’m sorry for your loss. My Taco Bell recently burned down too. There should a be a support group for victims like us. ",
"I wouldn't say it's a white person thing, more of a neckbeard/white trash thing.",
"Dad was a firefighter/medic and I work with medics. Can confirm, if there's an excuse to deploy the fun tools then they will.",
"Heh, there was actually a guy in my Firefighter I class who was terrified of heights. The instructors set the 100 ft. aerial ladder completely vertical and made him climb to the top. To his credit, he did it, even if he was white-knuckle gripping each rung and taking his sweet time about it.\n\nThere are way worse hurdles they put you through, like bailout training (which includes climbing down a ladder head first and doing a goddamn ninja flip to right yourself), breathdowns (doing intense physical labor until you consume all of the air in your SCBA and literally start to suffocate), and The Maze (blindfolded, in full gear, crawling through doggy doors, over rafters, through tangled wires, etc. while being berated by drill instructors). But that guy... I still think he overcame the greatest obstacle of anyone in that class. It's unbelievably rewarding to face a challenge like that and succeed through sheer force of will, and the look on his face when he came down was absolutely indescribable.\n\nGood times.",
"Do you live in puna or hamakua coast? I used to work right next to that bell.\n",
"The meat isn't quite as good a quality as store brand canned dog food. ",
"This drives me nuts, when people try to drive up the hill too slowly. At times even causing me to struggle from sliding off.",
"Don't worry my friend Taco Bell is like a Phoenix, goes down burning and comes out brand new. Oh and your restaurant will be rebuilt.",
"Worked at TB for three years. \n\n\nGood. ",
"Well what you think of me is just going to keep me up at nights, big guy...",
"[Four! I mean five! I mean fire!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1EBfxjSFAxQ&t=2s)",
"The agony!",
"I grew up there, so that’s why I loved it. 17 years living there will make you learn to love it.",
"TIL there are 24-hour Taco Bells outside of Las Vegas.",
"I'm mildly disappointed there wasn't a 21-taco salute.",
"Except in Brooklyn 99, of course...",
"[Taco Bell Saga to help express your grief and undying love for tacos. ](https://youtu.be/fwhROm_xFqA) ",
"Tbh all food sizes in America are nuts compared to ours. lol\n\nBeen to Japan afew times and its the complete opposite!\n\nTiny plates of food as most Japanese eat little amounts of food, my father inlaw mind was blown at the amount i ate was even much.\n\n",
"Additionally, if the ladder were to be any lower, the heat from the fire could cause some issues with the ladder and for personnel. \n\nEdit: \nFor example, a hot dog on a stick will burn if not far enough above the fire. ",
"In times like these I take comfort in the Lord. Speak to him, he listens. Then go to Taco Del Mar.",
"How do you know that that’s not my type huh? A fireman daddy? Miam!",
"Mountain Dew is garbage. I don't get the hype either and I'm American. ",
"The guilty always come back to the scene of the crime. ",
"God, you're pathetic. Grow up. ",
"Yeah in Montgomery its normal to get on I-85 to get wherever you're going. ",
"Good chance the fire started in the bathroom",
"In before someone post a picture of those hot muscular firemen without shirt ",
"A",
"Ok, where’s the bourbon bottle in your hand at.......",
"Yeah, we really ruined fires. ",
"IM SO SORRY FOR YOUR LOOSE!!",
"N",
"Yeah, I've always seen it as a toss up between Diet Coke, Mountain Dew, and Dr Pepper. Those have always been the most popular 'round these parts.",
"Most people don’t love Taco Bell because it’s good, but because it’s cheap and ok. ",
"+10 longevity",
"That Taco Bell has crack whores and shootings to make your meal even more interesting. ",
"baja blast buddy, the hot sister of fugly mtn dew. God I love baja blast.\nhttp://mountaindew.wikia.com/wiki/Baja_Blast\nPretty sure its only a taco bell thing, but I do remember sometime last year stores were selling baja blast in 16oz bottles, but it was a limited time thing, here anyways.",
"I'm stating an opinion and you're throwing out random insults lol.",
"Yeah because I borrowed it from a video about an old Firetruck.",
"I live in lower Alabama and have been living here since 2004 (originally from Louisiana). The winters here can get FREEZING. It's about 24 degrees now with high winds. Here's a picture I took in December where there was snow covering my yard, neighbors yards, and all of Alabama https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7imnvd/it_snowed_in_alabama/?st=jcjw7yyu&sh=fdebe784",
"(R)emove / (T)hat's / \"(T)he",
"Hehe! Although I'd probably do the same.",
"Can’t deny that 😂 absolutely nothing to do there ",
"1. Chicks want to bang you",
"Fair enough dude, I don't judge",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"How did that taco bell help you through college OP?",
"Join the Navy and become an engineer. We all get live firefighting training and are the first responders to combat fire and flooding. Even if you don't pick engineering you'll get lots of firefighting training and will be called upon to combat larger fires.",
"One hour after posting, somebody already figured out his location. \n\nThat's scary. \n\nPlease don't find out where I live. ",
"damn when did the sauce get that spicy",
"I'm a fireman and have a good reason it's that high, but you're also not wrong. ",
"Name checks out Sorry! lol",
"When Taco Bell feels your pain.",
"Another day saved by /u/chopsdixs",
"Tell me your major wasn't in English. It's \"My friends and I\"...",
"F",
"Bravo, sir... Bravo.",
"Is that Travis McElroy?",
"It looks like it was just remodeled too",
"Well, there's [Fuck The Firefighters](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkLalIgeak)",
"It's in the 20's in Baldwin County, Alabama, unfortunately ",
"DARN YOU ALL TO HECK!\n\nftfy",
"☑️ White male 18-35\n☑️ Balding with beard\n☑️ Tubby\n☑️ Moderate to poor fashion sense\n☑️ Passionate about fast food\n\n ✅ All clear",
"Mainly the elderly \n\nI moved away from my hometown a long time ago but I still remember the address of the nursing home because of the sheer volume of calls we had from there",
"Pal, that taco bell burned down to allow you to transcend into your future. Be thankful. Go forward. ",
"Sucks because they're about to start selling french fries...",
"Strangely I hate the flavor of regular Mountain Dew but I drink near 2 liters of diet Mountain Dew a day.\n\nI have a problem. ",
"God damn,i thought that was a radio tower in the background.",
"Make sure you’re sufficiently drunk and high for your first TB. This is the best way. ",
"It also depends on what parts of Louisiana you're from. In the most southern areas, all you'll find people drinking is coke and Dr pepper. But the further up you get, the more you'll find people consuming Mt Dew and Diet Coke by the gallon.",
"Squirrel the handicapped sign.",
"I bet you're fun at Scrabble.",
"cant go wrong with a hard taco shell that taste like nacho cheese Doritos.\nhttps://www.tacobell.com/food/tacos/fiery-doritos-locos-tacos-supreme \nhopefully that link works for ya ",
"I'm sorry for your loss",
"F ",
"South East Asian here with that tried Taco Bell in his area.\n\nFood's okay. Probably not as gas inducing as I've anticipated it to be, but it did kick off a fascination for finding better Mexican food in my area. Haha...",
"The McDonalds almost next door just went to 24 hours a day, and there is a Waffle House right there. Plus as a bonus at the Waffle House you can eat and look to see if somebody is dying in the old Country's parking lot. ",
"Retribution by the Illuminati for doing the Belluminati thing.",
"Plus they don’t shoot and save your dogs!",
"It’s so they can get up and over the power lines without being close to them? Just a thought ",
"Terrorists?\n\nEdit: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I? ",
"RIP :/",
"That's it! lol! Thanks!",
"Is this the sequel to the Planet of The Apes?",
"Fire code isn't keeping up with building construction. The developers lobbying keep the codes reduced, and when they do make progress (like sprinkler requirements) they are passed onto the buyer. Then the developer expects the fire department to be the savior. Capitalize the profit and socialize the loss. ",
"Food probably tastes better burnt now",
"The power lines are in the way",
"Reports say it was caused by a blocked exhaust fan in the bathroom and all the gases built up. ",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"They can save themselves or use an life",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AS3YAfRZInI",
"Holy shit, this is devastating, a true staple of my childhood (along with the Waffle House next to BP). Gump Town, pour one out tonight. We'll get through this.",
"Sadly yes. What part of monetgomery you grow up in? I lived in that white house next to Rose Mont Gardens on Carter Hill",
"Press F to pay respects ",
"F",
"Second time this year, and we haven’t had it in many years.",
"Pigly number 2?",
"The Illuminati is no joking matter, so sayeth Charlie Daniels. ",
"Your colons thank you.",
"There is a God.\n",
"Moment of silence for OPs dear friend T.Bell",
"Pour a Baja blast out for the fallen. ",
"I've heard of taking flaming shits but I never took it literally...",
"Agreed. Regular dew is gross I can't drink it anymore, but Baja Blast is so fucking good. I had to cut back on my soda intake but I still get one at least once a week",
"Excuse my ignorance, but when the ladder is being extended, does the fireman ride it up, or do they climb it after it is extended? Or is the ladder not even being manned at all?",
"Dr Zaius Dr Zaius..",
"Montgomery, ALABAMA?!\n\nThat's a lot of snow.\n",
"My heart is heavy for you. I hope they rebuild bigger and better. ",
"F",
"Well that's me screwed lol i don't drink! xD",
"Yeah, sometimes it is borderline gourmet (at least as close as you can get for two bucks at 3am), and other locations will make you projectile vomit 30 minutes later. Learn which borders to run for, and which ones to run *from*.",
"Good riddance. Taco Bell SUCKS!",
"Good time for that New Year's resolution to get in shape.",
"In all seriousness, is there any casualties?\n",
"Which one is it in Montgomery?",
"At least you got weed. ",
"I read the title as, \n \n\"The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me and my friends through college *basically* burned down last night\"",
"Rip Taco Bell ",
"Is that thing pretty shaky at full extension? I've always wondered, with the weight of the water and the human.",
"I understand how you feel. The corner store like 2 minutes away burned down last semester. 24 hours, some delicious snacks and fried food, I even moved closer for it.",
"Taco Hell",
"You're right. Giant nozzle that puts out a ton of water (likely around 2,000 gallons per minute.) the reason it's so high is because they're trying to avoid hitting the power line, and leaving room for maneuverability. Good luck with the rest of your training. ",
"lol why do you need shovels it's like half an inch of snow ",
"Countless layers? My fireman calendar has been lying to me",
"Big structure fires like this can last like 9 hours, and it's not like you're going inside the Taco Bell to use the restroom... sometimes when ya gotta go, ya gotta use the bushes. Or the aerial, if you have no shame I guess.",
"24F doesn't seem so bad to me, albeit I'm Canadian and just dealt with close to -40 last week. Drive safe!",
"MCCLOUD",
"If I had a taco for every time I saw someone passed out in that drive though. \nThis was the only 24 hour fast food for 30 miles growing up. It had recently remodeled too. \nDrinking for you tonight, amigo. ",
"Macho (Fire)man Randy Savage setting up for an elbow drop",
"Sounds good!",
"You have to have the high ground.",
"“Bill, did you get the analytics on the trial run of the new Taco en Fuego we are testing in Montgomery?”",
"Oh no Taco Bell...",
"Denial is the first stage of grief :(",
"Nope, you're wrong on that one. It wouldn't be right to say,\"[something] got *I* through college.\" It would be most properly, \"...that got my friends and **me** through college...\"",
"Don’t blame other responders for EMS’ woes. EMS surely needs to be its own publicly operated third emergency service funded just as fire/rescue and police, but it is not the fire service’s fault it’s not. \n\nEMS needs to organize and they ultimately will. As a collective it has just yet to happen. It’s just going to take time. Unfortunately, EMS is relatively in its infancy. \n",
"Sorry for Your loss, I don't have taco bell we're I live now, I miss taco bell. ",
"It was time. ",
"I never would’ve guessed the house wrap would be in such good shape",
"Why God, WHHHY!?!?!?",
"See but, what's so wrong about helping old ladies?",
"Zelda road? That is so sad. I work close by. Did you go to Huntington for college? At first I thought this was the College Street Taco Bell in Auburn. I swear we all have a Taco Bell that got us through college. I'd get a soft taco supreme, bean burrito, and chicken with cheese quesadilla and make no apologies because drunk folks are hungry folks. ",
"\"Something far worse has happened to you\" The Fire, probably.",
"I'm sure it'll go well.",
"bet it smelled good for a little bit",
"Ha, can you imagine how little crime there would be if the police and fire departments were ever integrated? \n\nI mean sure, a gun is a deterrent. But if getting hacked to death with a fireman's axe is a possible consequence of getting caught breaking the law, people might think twice before going 5mph over the speed limit\n\n",
"I remember when I was 5 years old, my neighbors house caught fire. When I saw the fire fighters show up, I ran outside with my squirt gun. The fire fighter who was operating some equipment with the hose from the truck told me to go home. \n\nI wouldn't do it. I wanted to help. So he told me to just squirt my squirt gun at the house, but to stay with him. In reality, all he was doing was keeping me far back from the fire, near the street where the firetruck/hydrant. \n\nI tried running in the house, but he grabbed me by wrist before I got even two steps away. He said \"I TOLD YOU TO STAY BACK HERE!\" \n\nThat's about the time my mom realized I ran out of the house, and saw me with the firemen. She ran over and yelled at me so loud it scared the fireman. He said \"Wow. Glad I'm not you right now little boy. Your mom seems pretty mad. You better go inside with her.\" \n\nThe next day, we visited the fire house because my mom made me apologize at a time when they weren't battling a fire. They gave me a tour around the firehouse, but they wouldn't let me slide down the pole. They let me sit in the firetruck though. \n\nThe fireman who more or less babysat me for 5 minutes and kept me safe accepted my apologies, and then gave me this little hot wheels fire truck. \n\nSo now, at the end of telling people this story, I also tell them that I helped put that fire out with my super soaker squirt gun. Which I totally did! The fireman even told me I was a big help that day.....\n\nNow if only I had more interesting stories of my adult life....",
"Less diarrhea for you ",
"Out of curiosity what are you ordering exactly that fills you for under five dollars? ",
"“This’ll be a sick pic for instagram”",
"If they sell it here i'll try it but i doubt they will sadly.",
"I think you have best expressed how we all feel about this situation",
"Holy shit RDJ is a great actor, the tears in his eyes are absolutely incredible.\n\nr/moviedetails",
"This made me check, too. There's one only a mile by my house (yay) but if that one explodes I'll have to drive 7.4 miles to the next one. I guess they're not as common in my area. McDonald's, on the other hand... there's at least 3 within 5 miles of me.",
"That fire has had enough",
"Fire Sauce?",
"Wait, I get 4 bars up here. ",
"QUESTION, IS THIS TACO BELL IN MONTGOMERY, ALABAMA ON ZELDA ROAD?",
"Thoughts and prayers",
"Burning diarrhea. ",
"Off Zelda road ",
"The water from putting out the fire is going to leach into the ground. People are going to be shitting themselves for weeks.",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"ctrl-f \"MANIACS\"",
"Firefighter here. The stick is up to provide an aerial attack with the aerial nozzle on the end. This nozzzle can put out more than 1500 Gallons per Minute. It's up high to avoid obstacles and allow maximum mobility to the nozzle with out the need to move the ladder itself. The aerial is controlled by the operator below at the base of the ladder. Also heat from a fire like that is extreme so the nozzle is up very high to allow some of that to disperse and not damage the nozzle ",
"Yep, it can be kinda scary if there's a stiff breeze. You won't fall out or anything, but it definitely wouldn't be pleasant for someone with a fear of heights. There are actually limits to the number of people you can have up in the bucket depending on the angle and extension.",
"Didn't someone get murdered at that Taco Bell? ",
"It's living mas",
"G",
"Interesting antidote",
"Does this mean the town'll have to resort to those laxative chocolates? Gross!",
"We always rave about the taco Bell we ate at 2am drunk or high as fuck. Nobody ever mentions the mountain of shame as you look down at a hot sauce packet massacre at 11:30am on a Tuesday. Being sober and eating 3 tacos, a quesadilla, a quesorito, and a fiesta potato bowl makes you seriously contemplate life choices and it gets dark quickly. ",
"This is good for you. I promise. \n\nNow go eat some kale",
"While you scream your body rejoices.",
"Motherfucker, people lost their *jobs.*",
"How do college kids afford to eat at Taco Bell? All the Taco Bell’s by me charge like 1.50 a “taco” and that is a small amount of meat with three pieces of cheese and as much lettuce as they can manage to put on there. ",
"\"It's a joke\" isn't an opinion, it's a statement of fact.\n\nAnd I insulted HIM once.\n\nGet your shit together, man...sloppy work.",
"O",
"I'm not a fan of the new design. The ones I've seen only have a single set of entry doors that makes it too cold in the winter and too hot in the summer.\n\nThe seating is also a mistake; I want comfortable booth seating.",
"my city has 2 1.8 miles apart but there are 4 within 3 miles of my house. it's great to be American! ",
"Fuck yes CB4!",
"Very sorry for your loss. ",
"I tried Taco Bell for the first time about 9 months ago. It was gross, and whatever they call spicy, is not spicy. I couldn't understand anything on the menu and we were in a hurry, the menu was so...futuristic... anyway it was a nightmare. ",
"cheap food? ",
"Where the fuck is the ladder?!!! ",
"I'm guessing the fire originated in one of the restrooms. ",
"I'm so sorry for your lost!! Time to move on to Wendy's!!",
"T",
"I'm just using it as an example of various snow equipment I know that exists",
"I live out Puna side",
"How was your college diarrhea?",
"He needs to shave that gross beard.",
"Yes.",
"I was referring to the you're boring part but ayy lmao",
"NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO................OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"Thanks! I'm excited but also wary for what is to come.",
"Full disclosure: I'm drunk and have probably misinterpreted a lot of what you said, so this conversation was probably way longer than it should've been =P - apologies.\n\nSo, TIL Mt. Dew and British Lemonade are both kinda sweet, Mt. Dew probably sweeter, but Mt. Dew isn't as citrusy (and I, as an American, basically call it liquid citrus candy but admit loads of us drink it).",
"They'll probably hike the price here compared to over there we always pay more.\n\nNormally they just switch dollar for pounds.\n\nSo five dollar there equals five pounds here.",
"Until I became a firefighter I had no clue how serious steam burns could be.",
"It's like blade runner, but tacos",
"I guess the new inferno sauce was a success.",
"Why don’t you start a go fund me for the workers so they have some money to ride themselves over until they can get some new gigs?",
"https://imgur.com/ge4Ys7R. Can confirm.... long as fuck.",
"Interesting. We had a Taco Bell in Atlanta burn down recently as well. It was modelled just like this Taco Bell. I wonder if the building plans for this model are more susceptible to fires.",
"Mark 8:31 -\n\n>>He then began to teach them that the Son of Man must suffer many things and be rejected by the elders, the chief priests and the teachers of the law, and that he must be killed and after three days rise again.\n\n\n3 days, fam. ",
"That’s why you give them just enough to keep them breathing but not enough to wake them up.",
"Yeah.. it's probably better for your health. ",
"You should be! Always keep on your toes. Especially when you're done with the academy/training. People depend on you, never forget that. ",
"There are three in my hometown. You are never more than a few minutes away from one. ",
"Taco Hell",
"oh oh oh Dr Zaius",
"Tried Taco bell 9 months ago, it was gross. Dont be hyped. What they call spicy is not spicy at all. Bring your own hot sauce. ",
"This stuff isn't that hot though, just has a real smokey flavor",
"Thank droid. \nThank you India\nThank you terror\nThank you disillusionment\nThank you frailty\nThank you consequence\nThank you thank you silence",
"Think somebody left the door open over there.",
"my favorite Mexican restaurant in the world (hell, my favorite restaurant in the world, period) burned down last year a week before my birthday. they had plans to rebuild but after a few months and insurance reviews they decided it was too costly and are gone for good. I'm crushed",
"Try putting out a strip mall fire with that lifepak, skippy",
"I feel your pain, brother.",
"I smell a /r/PhotoshopBattle",
"Power lines bro. Shits scary. ",
"ASSHOLE!?",
"I don't know why anyone is surprised it says FIRE right on the package, it was only a matter of time",
"This taco Bell looks identical to the 24 hour taco Bell near me and I panicked for a second ",
"Sounds like you got it all. :)",
"...time to dine...",
" https://imgur.com/2yb1kjA Can confirm ladder is long as heck.... ",
"I'm sure the food at the Taco Bell two miles away tastes exactly the same.",
"That ladder, like so many college students at 3am, were “unnecessarily high”.",
"Many buckets actually have a set of controls in them so you can position yourself when you're in it. It's sometimes easier to spot potential obstacles (like powerlines) and position if you set it up from the ground first and climb up after, if you have the time.",
"Sad reacts only :(",
"That's the insult you randomly threw out, you jag.\n\nDidn't I *just* tell you that shit was sloppy? Try harder.",
"You think snow in Alabama is crazy?\n\nWe had snow down here in the Florida panhandle.\n\nSnow! In motherfucking Florida! Shits crazy man.",
"Was this the Taco Bell on Zelda Road in Montgomery, Alabama?",
"I'm sorry for your loss. ",
"That sucks. For me to have to drive that far away for 24 hour \"Mexican\" food at least three restaurants would have to burn down.",
"It's a joke. You can go to college in Mobile, too, but it's only locals. Everybody goes to Alabama and Auburn.",
"I love your humility through out this experience.",
"And the babes. Babes love firemen ",
"That's fine im not great with spicey.",
"Aaand now I'm confused",
"I believe they often have a nozzle at the to so they can rain down on the flames instead of over a burning wall.",
"Everyone hates the cops until you need them. ",
"oh balls. it's one of the modern ones too. so sad. \n",
"Your menu could be different if you're in one of those countries that thinks cows are sacred or something. The chicken tacos are pretty kick ass though. ",
"It is called fire sauce. ",
"Exactly what a fat guy would say ",
"uhh get the xxl grilled stuffed burrito, its almost as big as a burrito you can get from chipotle, or qdoba, or if you want something this is smaller that still tastes good get 2 chalupas, other than that most of the other menu items are just cheaper versions of those two.",
"Less fires now but more dangerous. They take a bit more to get going but will burn very hot and toxic now.",
"\"dur dur dur dur here i go dur dur dur \" the fireman, probably.",
"Taco Bell tragically burned down my Anus last night.",
"Yeah, probably due to the power lines directly beneath it...",
"No me gusto",
">it's like the MacD's of Taco fast food \n\nprepare to be underwhelmed.",
"To me the only thing that's really worth ordering is the crunch wrap supreme and even that's nothing special",
"actually mt dew did make baja blast available last summer in the form of cans, so there is that.",
"You get to hang out at the fire house all day and play video games.",
"I’m so sorry for your loss ",
"fwiw, the fire dept doesn't come over and beat the shit out of you for being black.\n",
"I just discovered the Burger Joint near me boarded up. No warning. I feel your pain. ",
"Where were you the first time it was burnt down?",
"College got you a job wearing coveralls?",
"Apparently they no longer teach proper grammar in college any more......",
"Good riddance.",
"Okay I've read all these other comment replies to yours and I must say that I disagree completely. I was fortunate enough to grow up well off and I happen to still be well off, and that being said I love Taco Bell. It's fast food sure, but my friends and family and I may even prefer it to traditional full meals. There are some things that taste great regardless of the cost of the food. Some of the food at Taco bell is just good food. Like the Cheesy Gordita Crunch.\n\nAlso the prepare your butthole thing is just bullshit. Nobody anybody knows has ever actually had an issue with eating Taco Bell, it's just a meme. At least I've literally never seen or heard of it and it gets called out as bullshit all the time on reddit. ",
"Through college... and beyond ",
"Today, I think we all learned a little something about sweet, citrusy beverages, confused redditors, and that the real treasure was the friends we made along the way.",
"Fellow Huntingdon student. RIP, my hangover-busting friend. I took a picture of it this morning!",
"mt dew + wine, is the only way i can drink wine.",
"Fire chief has ultimate authority on a scene, even above police chief.",
"Don't leave out counter-flowing privileges. ",
"0.5 miles here, I don't know if I should be impressed or disgusted.",
"Hood-adjacent",
"This is sad. I can kinda relate... Last night I drove to three different Taco Bells 🌮 at about 10pm trying to get some stackers. Apparently they all decided to close early because of the snow. Ended up eating a poor chicken parmesan microwave dinner from Stouffer's. Sucked.",
"Cheesy Gordita Crunch- RIP. ",
"How it feels the the day after eating Taco Bell. Sadness and fiery pain. ",
"Yeah, like the Taco Bell down the road. ",
"I'm pretty sure someone has already said \"Fuck the fireman,\" but not necessarily in that context.",
"Who's bin?",
"As a libertarian I disagree. We sing it at our secret meetings.",
"What busted out the bricks on each side of the front door? Weird.",
"How\n",
"Gumptown represent",
"**No. It was me Dio all along!**",
"RIP",
"We need to find this fire and beat the shit out of it.",
"And every stoner in Montgomery shed a tear that day. ",
"They're really popular here in Canada in the bigger cities. There are shawarma places all over, but I prefer donair, as they call it here, and it's identical the the second pic you provided. I don't know how they make the garlic sauce they put on nearly everything, but it's amazing.",
"But they stop it and save your pets!",
"I'm sorry for your loss.",
"Only tasteless teens and devoted rednecks/neckbeards enjoy the green\n\nMajority of people drink water or tea lol at least in cities",
"no, I'm an EMT currently in medic school.",
"True story:\n\nMy cousin was a huge stoner after high school. Like, he was a dishes-in-the-sink-for-a-week, thought-Ozium-did-the-job, Playstation-all-the-time, growing-weed-in-his-apartment stoner.\n\nAnyway, Cuz moved into a garage apartment after high school. I have no idea how he afforded it, but there was a steady stream of roommates so I'm guessing they helped out. They were cut from the same cloth, and one of them had a tattoo that read, I shit you not, \"MAPLE\" across his back in gothic style letters. I have no idea what his real name was. I lived a few hours away and when I would visit and MAPLE was there I just called him that. \"MAPLE.\" All caps. He's not part of this story, I just wanted to share.\n\nBut I digress.\n\nAnyway, Cuz had this apartment *specifically because it was next door to a Taco Bell.*. Like, he saw the T-Bell, he saw the \"for rent\" sign, and put two and two together and came out with a Good Life Choice.\n\nSo one day I'm over there at his place and we'd smoked up and decided to go over there. Normally he didn't drive after smoking but it was after the dining room closed, so we very carefully (in that careful way drunks and high people drive)* made our way out of his driveway, left across traffic, left into the drive through, and up to the order box.\n\nThe speaker crackled to life and requested to know Cuz's heart's desiring.\n\n\"Yeah, I'd like a caramel apple empanada please.\" (Cuz is unfailingly polite, although by this point they had to know his truck by sight and his burnt-out vocal cords by heart).\n\nThen came the response: \"I'm sorry, we don't sell that anymore.\"\n\nOver the weekend they had switched the menu and abandoned my cousin's entire reason to live. The greatest dessert in fast food history was gone, possibly never to return.\n\nAnd my cousin, though mellowed by the heavy recent use of jazz cabbage, wept. He sobbed, openly and without shame, as if he were a baby, idling in the drive through of a Taco Bell in the middle of the night.\n\nHe has since moved on from this, and is now a perfectly-capable early-thirties person who eats big boy food like Big Boy and Subway, but this memory of him will always be with me. If I should outlive him I will share it at his funeral, because no matter how responsible and adult he becomes, this will always be my most enduring memory of him.\n\n\n\n\n*please do not drive while high. It is wildly dangerous. I know this now but did not consider it then.",
"We Will Rebuild!",
"Taste buds on fire off the shoulder of Ricardo the night manager...",
"you’re wrong. but this guy is also wearing a mechanics jumper so it’s probably not too prestigious ",
"WE ARE TACO BELL",
"You have the lava ground! Lava ground!",
"Maybe now you can stop being fat? lol who am I kidding",
"Good. Taco Bell has shitty tacos anyways. Want real tacos? Go to your nearest taqueria.",
"I think I saw something about Detroit saying that it has the most fires but has a horrible budget for the firefighters(I think)",
"It needs the high ground so that it will all be over. ",
"To be fair, it takes- nevermind.",
"Even though police carry a gun I think that it would be more intimidating for the state troopers to carry an axe when they walk up to your car. ",
"Sorrow around the world. My heart breaks for you.",
"I can never explain anything that I read on Reddit and not sound like a weirdo. ",
"Is your friend wearing really high pants or is it some sort of work suit? I can’t wrap my head around his clothes help pls",
"fun fact that taco bell meat has the highest filler content legally allowed to still be called meat. They got sued for it and it is definitely not 100%.",
"...and they have to do it in full gear.",
"RIP Taco bell, start a memorial nearby for the restaurant. ",
"And all before they got fries, the shame...",
"There's no glass on those doors. Did you steal the bell? I know you stole the bell.",
"Reddit always with the tough questions...",
"I live in Alabama and was very shocked to see a snowplow in our area. I was shocked that a plan seemed to have been formulated early on. Our highway was treated before the ice had a chance to develop. I did not expect it and was slightly impressed. ",
"My dads ecuse for running AC in his truck in winter.",
"Agreed its been a education! :D",
"You need to shave that gross statement down to a friendly opinionated suggestion.",
"They look like overalls dude lol....",
"Montgomeryzuma's revenge ",
"You're going to burn for that, mister.",
"That's four. You forgot giving grateful chicks mustache rides",
"u need to shave your gross head",
"Someone must have used their public restroom after a Taco Twelve Pack",
"F",
"You can regulate it? Huh. ",
"I bet you that fire started in the bathroom 😰💨💥",
"Did you do it in slow motion, screaming \"Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!\"?",
"Our small Alabama city was made fun of for investing in an older plow. But, I saw them out using it yesterday. I’m sure there were a lot of “I told you so’s” going around. ",
"I met my fiance go to Taco Bell / KFC",
"Even then plenty still dislike them. ",
"Not sure they'd get away with that in Britain tbh.",
"I still wanted to be one even with all that bullshit, but I did ecstacy in college and they said I couldn't be one. I guess I should have lied to them, but they polygraph you so... I figured honesty was the best course of action ",
"I used to daydream this while working at one.",
"Lolz white people and their taco bell, I work in one so this makes me feel the opposite of sadness, now if an In n Out burned down :'(",
"mountain dew is freaking gross. No idea why people like it. Taco bell though is great but in my opinion it depends on location and when you go. The food is good, but when they give you old tacos that have been sitting out the shell is like soggy cardboard and is disappointing.",
"I forgot to add in that the roads will still be very frozen at that point tomorrow, so buses will not be able to run. Some of them will not be able to even climb the ills on their route. That is why schools are closed. ",
"I didn't say that it was the firefighter's fault, its the fault of whoever makes the budgets and decides how much funding goes where. We are all boots on the ground and are all on the same team, but that doesn't mean that the chiefs who make the budget don't have a clear bias.",
"Are you 10 or 60. Cause one's lots of snow and one isn't.",
"Taco Bell holds a special place in my heart. I moved to a new town about 4 years ago. The closest TB is about 30 mins away now and I take a major highway to work to a town that is still 30 mins away from any taco Bell. I used to live pretty close to one so I was always able to satisfy my craving for a crunchwrap as I pleased. There has been a handful of times in the recent years where I've been near one but it just hasn't been the same. About 2 years ago I heard rumor that a TB was being built in my town and I was so excited. I started seeing the construction site being cleared, foundation being built, and then one day I noticed the building looked a bit odd. They were constructing the roof in a castle like design and the dread set in. I checked the local news and indeed it was a white castle being built. The cute little steamed hams have taken the edge off my insatiable lust for the bell but I'll never be complete.\n\nI hit rock bottom. I'd occasionally Google image search chalupas at work and tear up a bit. Until the fateful day a few months ago when I saw land being cleared about 45 seconds from my house. I immediately check the local social media page for my town and I see that the town committee approved construction permits for a Taco Bell 2 months ago. How could I have missed this? Every day now I drive by the construction workers on my commute. I smile from ear to ear knowing that very soon I will be eating taco Bell again whenever I please. ",
"Haha no fucking way Alec! Can't believe you made it to the front page of reddit man. This is fucking golden",
"They all moved to California. ",
"Thetopleft looks like ralph steadman painting.",
"There's always that one firehouse...\n\nSt. 4 at my old dept. Ran all the retirement home calls. ALL.DAY.LONG.",
"Good day broke",
"All of Montgomery is hood or hood-adjacent! ",
"I feel like he should be wearing a yamaka or something. ",
"So as a fellow person who wears coveralls, what'd you go to college for? ",
"Mountain Dew is just a meme at this point.",
"There’s 24 hour Taco Bells?? I went to college in the wrong damn city",
"FIRE IN THE DISCO!!! ",
"Rip",
"It's pretty miserable weather. I know y'all have it much worse but I assume you are used to it. We actually get a ton of tourists from all over the US and Canada in Baldwin County, Alabama (we've got the beaches). I saw a lot of Canadian and Minnesota license plates today and it's not even summer. I don't think I could ever visit Canada or northern states even in the summer because of lower heat and lack of humidity. Not like I've ever been out of the south anyway. I love the 100% bayou humidity of Louisiana and also Alabama/rest of the south's humidity",
"Oh, pigly.",
"That’s just the angle the pictures taken from. That’s atleast a 75’-100’ ladder.\n[source: am fireguy]",
"Anyone hear this in JD's voice from Scrubs?",
"Those Sriracha Burritos were to lit🔥 ",
"It’s seriously dangerous to store hot sauce incorrectly ...",
"Tell That to Kurt Vonnegut ",
"It looks like the ladder is holding up the sign, like \"If we can't save the building there saving the sign\" ",
"Thaaaaat sounds more like an sti",
"Burned down? Looks like a pretty normal Taco Bell to me. ",
"**FIRE IN THE, IN THE TACO BELL**",
"[Happened to my college Taco Bell too](http://www.dl-online.com/news/541590-firefighters-battle-30-wind-chill-while-fighting-blaze-fargo-taco-bell)",
"The one that burned down was the “good” Taco Bell. ",
"\"Damn you. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!\"",
"No offence but you look like Taco Bell got you through college. ",
"Probably for that \"I found a bomb at Centennial Olympic Park\" hero effect. \n \nEdit: removed Richard Jewell's name from comment, as he was innocent.",
"A",
"Three? I just counted 17 on the map of the city I live in, roughly a 30 mile diameter.",
"Postmates delivers Taco Bell for sure. ",
"#FIRE IN THE... GATES OF HELL",
"Don't listen to the haters, Taco Bell for life.",
"r/UnexpectedPlanetOfTheApes",
"I hate Mtn. Dew, but I'll take a Baja Blast when I can... they are totally different but made under the same name. Baja is more of a carbonated punch where Mtn Dew is a yellow slurry of sugar and some lime. \n\nEven in the states, Taco Bell isnt great food, but man its great. Hard to explain.",
"Yep. All across the South. My Southern city has been freaking out. ",
"Maybe he should think about trimming the beard down to where it's not bushy and see-through ",
"Got damn......I'm sorry for your loss. I'm sure that same spot that got a bunch of tree heads through that struggle of wondering where they will be eating next and that beautiful establishment was there to aid us in our valiant time of need. R.i.p my bruddah!",
"I lived in the brown house on the corner of Marilyn and Melody Fields! \n\n\nEdit: I must confess, I’m from Ohio. ",
"I read this whole comment tree and I just wanna say I'm siding with you. You win.",
"I’d rather be on the fire force with Shinra. (Doubt anyone will get this manga reference.)",
"Lol\nNice",
"Or some cops wrote it.",
"shut up and eat your big ass biscuit!",
"When I was on a volunteer hall a couple years ago it was more motor vehicle collisions than ems but ya the guys loved it when we'd get an actual fire call maybe 1/20 calls would be fires and half that was false alarms. I was in a pretty small town near a highway though so I imagine ems is a higher percent in big cities.",
"Who asked for the fire sauce?",
"I would've had to have sex to get one of those. 👉😎👉",
"I can't help but imagine a small funeral happening in the parking lot while firefighters are inspecting the area and the district manager and manager of the Taco Bell are talking to the police. All interrupted by someone playing Amazing Grace on a bagpipe.",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"His whole performance in that movie is highly praised, yet still underrated. The subtleties are too numerous to mention. Just that two second clip had the sad eyes, the lip quiver, the strong, stoic expression... I truly wonder if he tries or if it just comes naturally, it all seems so organic.",
"I hate when you go there and they're like \"any hot, medium, or mild sauce?\". Like...bitch I want fire sauce why you tryna keep that one a secret.",
"Dr zaius? Dr zaius?",
"You’re beautiful ",
"I heard about this earlier today, and I know exactly which one u are talking about. Never went to it much as there's one closer to where I live, but it still stinks.",
"[Check this out](https://i.imgur.com/9izZlRd.jpg)",
"F",
"Are you wearing coveralls?",
"How you gonna burn down a place that uses microwaves to cook everything?",
"Homemade Baja is 2 parts Dew, 1 part blue Powerade, adjust to taste. ",
"Good thing it only taste good when you're drunk...some fucked up ass meat the provide.",
"Went and looked this up because I was thinking \"good lord, who would get married at Taco Bell?!?\". Have to say, nowhere near as trashy as I was thinking. Actually very nice setup that they have.",
"Has FEMA provided a response with assistance for those without tacos?",
"Don't worry, after the great restaurant conflagration all restaurants will be taco bell.",
"Thanks man :)",
"I, Dio, always upvote JoJo",
"It's a little weird to take about how high you are and taco bell at the same time.",
"Hey a picture from my home town! Good bye zelda rd taco bell. :(",
"I wanna see a PS battle with this image now",
"I want this in the local newspaper. ",
"2firesauce4me",
"Damn you all to hell",
"I hope no one was hurt and that it smelled delicious.",
"If there was a bright side, it's that you're probably gonna get a band new Taco Bell in the exact same location.",
"Did it burned down when it was snowing? That really sucks",
"We now know who [started it](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xuUkvE0H1Ig)",
"After the only one near me transitioned into [another] shawarma place, you have my deepest sympathies.",
"We can rebuild it, we have the technology. But I don't want to spend a lot of money...",
"So weird, I live in Montgomery NY. I clicked this thread to see the comments and saw this as a top post and immediately said to myself \n\n\"There's been a fucking 24 hour Taco Bell here this WHOLE time, and I've been driving 20 minutes into the next town!\"\n\nThen I actually searched and realized out of disappointment it's a different Montgomery and I should have known that. \n\n",
"You maniacs, you burned it up. Darn you, darn you all to heck.",
"Baja Blast was created *for* Taco Bell to supplement the taste of Taco Bell food. \n\nSource: was a Mountain Dew addict in high school and learned their origins.",
"Montgomery? MD?",
"Should I act surprised? It's way past your bedtime.",
"You win the internet.",
"Oh, yes. You titrate it to effect to a maximum dose. You never, ever start with the max dose. That’s how you get punched in the face by a rowdy addict.",
"Came here to say this",
"Maybe Taco Smell isn't the best place to get people through college. ",
"7th",
"Es mucho caliente! ",
"It depends on the time. Every time I have been there after midnight, it hits the spot.",
"It's the index finger",
"Sorry I couldn't take it anymore. ",
"This is one of the more devastating things I've ever seen on Reddit.",
"This reminds me of (Philly area people... Well now Florida too) we had a wawa that got us though our \"college years\". It didn't burn down but it closed to update the infrastructure with touch screens, fancy shit, etc. Took forever and your pic was us every day for a couple months (before social media). They eventually told us the exact date and time it would reopen and actually let us come early and be the first customers to use the new system. I'm really glad it didn't burn down. Sorry man. ",
"It’s positioned that way to clear the power lines and have a good shot of the whole roof. ",
"C'mon, at least tell him to join as a DC, unless you specifically want him to suffer more than minimally necessary. They're even paying guys extra to join right now. \n \nCan confirm on the firefighting training, though. And lots of other things. I'm on the emergency team for my duty section, which means if there's a fire, flooding, or toxic gas I'm one of the first responders while in port. Get the big ole coveralls and helmet and everything, at least.",
"A cautionary tale for anyone asking for the hottest spice",
"Did a pipe burst and short out some electrical stuff? I’m sure they have no clue how to deal with that stuff down there.",
"You were only supposed to blow the bloody doors off!!",
"You gotta grin and burrito it.",
"Hawaii?",
"I think you're crazy",
"If I had gold. I would give you gold. Alas, I do not. Also.. don't know how one gets gold... Anyway 😁 gold smiley?",
"It's 1319 here, calm down.",
"Ah yes, puppies can counteract the effects of poison.",
"What are you trying to say...?",
"Did someone forget to put the lid on the fire sauce?",
"Oh. Ok. I feel like there’s a Montgomery in every state.",
"i'm at the pizza hut",
"There are currently 5 Taco Bells within 5 miles of my current location. 3 of which are all within a mile of each other. Wtf ",
"I recommend getting high before you eat their. ",
"We had several inches last night. Second time this winter and it hasn't happened since 2013 or so.",
"Well as a FF/EMT, I appreciate medics a ton. Fire and EMS get along very well where I work and EMS is well funded. Glad we don't have beef, but I understand where the frustration comes from. Good luck in school! ",
"Taco Bell is special for its medium quality and abysmal prices.",
"Every firefighter I've known is a latent pyromaniac. ",
"All the shit we built with wood dun burnt. ",
"Taco bell finally feeling what their customers guts feel after eating there.",
"Taco bell is disgusting. Why would anyone give a shit where it is. The gas station across the street from taco bell sells better tacos for cheaper.",
"Richard Montgomery. Lead the invasion into Canada in 1775.",
"Now that i can do! :D",
"I work midnights and Im thankful there isn't a 24hr Bell around, otherwise I'd probably be digustingly obese",
"But that's not snow... \n\nSource: Buffalo, NY",
"Should we make bracelets of sauce packets?",
"\"What happened to the steaks inside after they closed?!\"",
"F",
"aint no fire like a taco grease fire cause a taco grease fire gets out of control very quickly. ",
"Spiked lemonade is great, nobody can tell me otherwise.",
"Your area could be bombed and you would still have *somewhere* intact to satisfy your gordita supreme cravings.",
"... Snake? SNAAAAKE!!!",
"Get it to go, bring it back to your nest, then get blazed. ",
"I honestly thought it was a construction crane at first ",
"Depends where your at. Pretty sure Detroit and east St. Louis aren’t doing too much EMS these days. \n\n[just a few fires in understaffed E STL](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=OKKY7jU0eEA) ",
"I think the illuminati didn’t like Taco Bell’s new Belluminati ad campaign ",
"So if you zoom into the door that's ajar on the right, it looks like there's a face at the top of the opening...",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=SrkLalIgeak",
"Did I ask you what time it was? Who the hell asked what time it was? Go away from me now, child.",
"In the UK lemonade is a clear fizzy drink sort of similar to Sprite or Seven Up! Nothing like our lemonade here in the US.",
"I don't miss those medical assist calls one bit as our department called them when dispatched.",
"It's hardly \"fast food\" at that rate. ",
"I wholeheartedly agree. Good and reliable equipment for the firefighters is incredibly important, but that doesn't mean that EMS needs to be underfunded. I have never seen nor heard of a shortage of firefighters/ equipment where I live, While many ambulances here run 20+ calls in a 24-hour shift and there are regular times when literally every single ambulance in the city is on a call.\n\nAs much as fire needs good equipment, so does EMS. A good compromise needs to be found. And while a lifepak won't save a strip mall, it may just save a life or 2.",
"It must be exhausting being you. ",
"That fire sauce really burns but I prefer Diablo. ",
"To be fair, you probably don't have snow/winter tires down there. In Canada and the Northern States, you wouldn't even consider not having them. And in Quebec, they are mandatory by law.",
"Houston too right now",
"I would love to hear what you think about each item. Start with a basic crunchy taco supreme. Then try everything else as it’s just a mixture of basically the taco supreme, sometimes with rice and/or beans, sometimes a soft shell, and sometimes grilled. Oh, and make sure you’re totally hammered to fully enjoy it in the American way. ",
"Those blast points..., too precise for Sand People \n\nReally. Why are there two holes near the doors?",
"I like how the road work sign is on google's map image from last year.",
"Eh. They closed schools just in case and closed a few bridges to salt them when the snow/sleet turned to ice. It was relatively uneventful here due to competent city, county, and state agencies - or maybe they just worked well together lol",
"Had a mild panic, saw the snow on the ground, and eased up knowing it was not the Taco Bell in San Luis Obispo (Go Mustangs!)\n\nSorry for your loss. ",
"STEM major here. I don't eat like shit. ",
"Fire in the disco!",
"Looks like I fed a troll ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"I'd imagine you'd want it to be way up there just in case the wind changes direction.\n",
"Well this is just UN-ACCEPTABLE! ",
"PORQUEEEEEEE?!",
"It would've been great to see him cradling a burrito in his arms while kneeling at the spot.",
"Yeah at that point the building was a surround and drown anyways.",
"I guess you haven’t heard of every food delivery service ",
"Used to do this in the dorm fountain. Definitely assisted my freshman 15",
"Lettuce just take it day by day",
"For whom the Taco Bell tolls",
"I’m sorry for your loss. ",
"Bueller?\n\n",
"I knew they shouldnt have brought back the Diablo sauce..",
"Is Montgomery Flea Market really just like a mini mall?",
"Hey Micah it’s Julia I can’t believe I just saw ur comment on here lol",
"Get it right... cheesy gordita crunch, with a fiery doritos taco shell. ",
"Nah that's a dinosaur",
"The entire menu is basically the same ingredients in different shapes",
"Sorry for your loss 🌮😦",
"It wasn’t an accident. That’s arson. They are going to grill some suspects and meat their Match. ",
"Where I lived for 35 years the closest taco bell was 90 miles. If that burned down, the closest would have been 2 hours the other direction.\n\n I support you! You can do it! You also have my condolences. May I mention that now would be a good time to mention a rebuild where they sell beer? May the sauce be with you.",
"Too much fire sauce ",
"*Diablo sauce",
"What’s wrong with me?",
"Agreed. We all are on the same team. I whole heartedly appreciate EMS and I love working on together. \n\nHowever, budgets don’t get automatically approved after chiefs put them together either. They must be approved by the city council and manager in most municipalities. You only receive what you ask for, if that. So in that regard EMS supervisors/Chiefs need to step up their budgets and be strong advocates for their services.\n\nLook I’ve been on the box and fire apparatus, I know both sides of game. I know EMS isn’t perfect by any means, but a lot of EMS personnel and leaders, at least in my life experience, want to continually complain, but never want to step up to the plate and do something or even organize. \n\n",
"They stream water from high up so it sort of rains down from above onto the structure fire. ",
"There's also a song for taking you to the gay bar where I can spend all your money. If you were also thinking you made up that, too.",
"What the FUCK DID YOU SAY ABOUT MOUNTAIN DEW",
"Never understood the Taco Bell thing. After about 4 minutes I always regretted going there. ",
"Sadly too far away for that.",
"I have nothing but respect for firefighters, the work they do, and the help they provide us. My beef is entirely with the bureaucratic side of this. Ems gets along with Fire just fine here as well, but when it comes time to buy equipment and rigs or hire new personnel; its hard not to get a little jealous",
"damn it ryo stop killing people who may or may not have found out the existence of a Devil..man",
"Someone litterly blew up the toilet.",
"Some people think this is callous, but RIP taco bell. I'm hopeful you're able to find new places to make memories. ",
"That reminds me of the time a great local video store burned down then some months later my local comic shop burned down. Both were next to a bakery so I don't see a connection. ",
"Is this a repost? I swear i read some taco bell store with grieving after graduates mourning for their beloved hang out store in college.",
"I have no problems with this.",
"I always thought it was more of a step-ladder though...",
"Damn Cersei... ",
"Firefighter here. I got nothin'. I even looked up the place on Google Street View to see if some kind of electrical devices were on the pillars and needed to be ripped out for safety's sake. No such thing. Only thing I can suggest is crews wanted to make sure that fire hadn't extended into the pillars, and don't have the fancy thermal cameras that we have in the rest of the world, that let us see inside that kind of construction. (instead of ripping the things to shreds)",
"About half way thru I had to stop, look at the end of your story and username to make sure you weren't shittymorph",
"As a Finn who just got done delivering newspapers on roads with at least 5 times the snow (and this was a good day) I'm thoroughly amused by the trouble you guys are having with a minimal amount of snow.",
"**Unleash teh hose!**",
"WHAT THE FUCK. I grew up near here and my dad started work in this city like a year after this happened?! How the hell did I never hear about this",
"What's with the holes in the pseudo-brick columns?",
"I've already apologize to TheDew! lol ",
"In FL, guess which group we have to help the most in the ditch? Answer it's not Southerners. ",
"I ate at that Taco Bell many times. At least the one on Atlanta highway is available. ",
"It's coming off the fire truck.",
"Lets burn this fucker down pookie!",
"“Ah herp a derp a diddly doo!”",
"I am not. That was just the first I noticed when I looked at the picture. ",
"Oh my God. I'm back. I'm home. All the time, it was... We finally really did it. You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!",
"Where are you from?",
"I am sorry for your loss. Also, what was the cause of the fire?",
"This looks like the Wendy’s near my gym that caught fire a few days ago. Kinda creepy...",
"This image has brought out all the Montgomery folks. Hello friends and neighbors.",
"\nTaco Bell is too expensive. No nutritional value as it goes right through your stomach. ",
"Britain.",
"Aren’t commercial buildings required to have automatic sprinklers? 😒",
"Yeah, you right. You right. ",
"Yeah, but wouldn't this be arson?",
"Too much fire sauce.... ",
"Taco Bell is alright imo. They either get it right or they don’t. Most of the stuff there is the same ingredients, just prepared differently.",
"On top of killing the high it basically puts you in immediate super-withdrawals \n\n\nNot a good time for anyone involved ",
"This man Taco Bells.",
"\"5th time in my life\". How old are you?",
"Which is kinda crazy considering how much an ambulance ride costs. If they aren't buying new equipment and the people working in it make like $12/hour, who the hell is the money going to?",
"# [IT DEFINITELY APPEARS TO BE, ACCORDING TO THIS GOOGLE STREET VIEW IMAGE](https://www.google.ca/maps/place/2695+Zelda+Rd,+Montgomery,+AL+36107,+USA/@32.3638909,-86.2670588,3a,67.7y,46.63h,85.41t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sk6raDgXlYNcXF-DboNVdRw!2e0!7i13312!8i6656!4m5!3m4!1s0x888e81c34db17dc9:0x30b391a31a0f6480!8m2!3d32.3642336!4d-86.2667714). ",
"Personally I love Taco Bell and have ever since I was but a young'un. It is my favorite fast food place. To each their own, I suppose.",
"Whatever, all the firefighters I know are super pyros.",
"I work with two people from the UK. Right proper lads, they are.\n\nOne doesn't care for James Bond though so that's kinda strange. He might be a communist.",
"\"Did I remember to turn the frier off? Yeah, I'm sure I did.\"",
"Yeah but it helps when I'm already in hilo and only when I like fast. If I want some good Mexican I go to Rubens. ",
"https://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc\n\n\n I've waited a long time for this moment.",
"Do I need a fire science degree to become one, or just pass the physical?",
"I'd like to know this too.",
"I can only imagine the amazing smell taking over neighbourhoods during the first few minutes of a fast food place burning down ",
"All the taco bells close to where I live close at 3 😕",
"I don’t have snow tires ",
"lol i don't drink tea! I know im a freak! lol\n\nPersonally they ruined Bond its become just another action movie.",
"Yeah but it was closest to the high school I went to. Didn’t matter how run down it was it still provided my quesaritos",
"This made me go get taco bell",
"Those bricks aren't bricks. Everything I know is a lie!",
"This is probably true. Fire response for a Bronx apartment near me had like 20-30 trucks. Tons of firefighters were just lounging around.",
"But what if they're on life #9?",
"When people say they are going off the grid.... this is the grid they are talking about. Its saturation balance.",
"This was the BEST one in Montgomery. Anytime you get drunk, bored, after party, before work, in the way to Prattville, sneaking out of LEE High....man this sucks. \nEveryone needs to go to the vigil. ",
"Do the employees get reassigned to nearby locations at least?",
"How does a taco bell help you through college?",
"mobile al here. the last time it got this bad was 5 years ago and probably 15 years before that. 2016 i wore shorts year round except like one day in january. ",
"I'm from this area. My first thought was, \"Surely a Taco Bell from Montgomery, AL isn't on the front page of Reddit.\"",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. Sad to see the good ones die so young ",
"Yet here I am in snowless Denver. :( ",
"Lmao so ads on Reddit are literally thanking minimum wage jobs for “getting us through college”?\n\n*Wow*. ",
"My condolences , burrito bro.",
"Lol. I only like raspberry and peach tea because they taste like juice.\n\nI don't like that leafy flavored stuff.\n\nBut then again, I'm an American.",
"On the contrary, you might actually like it. \nBudget crap-food brands like McDonald's, Taco Bell are rebranding themselves with better quality food in newer markets. ",
"This picture needs far more attention... fire is sentient... and it doesn't like Pepsi co...",
"Isn't diablo from Qdoba?",
"Not even that man. Didn’t smoke till after moved out of Montgomery ",
"What if I just start fires in abandoned buildings and get to them before they cause any extra-vicinal damage; both reassuring the neighborhood of our service and stimulating local property/economic development? ",
"It's a nice representation of your the effects of mexican food on your back end. \n\nHoping nobody got hurt.",
"but, did you go back and finish?",
"I do it the lazy way, hit the remote start and once it starts to melt turn the wipers on lol ",
"Taco Bell is the only fast food chain that I ever hear of or have seen burn down. Lil suspicious.",
"This is exactly how I picture /r/politics redditors in particular",
"To be fair, paramedics on the fire department here make good money, i think they start off somewhere around 45-50k a year and many make in the 70-80k range. Also, operating costs of 911 are huge and add up very fast.\n\n The privates here pay pennies like you said but they don't do 911 transports.\n\nthat and the city im in is basically broke, to the point where they periodically just don't pass budgets for years so no one gets any money. ",
"Haha I'm the exact opposite, actually visited my fianceè in Prattvile this past September and good God the humidity nearly killed me, never dealt with +42C(107 F) before and I'm not entirely sure how you guys handle it 7 months out of the year. The air may hurt my face here but at least it doesn't seem to sweat on me.",
"Reading the comments ... damn, I love you Reddit. Never change! My condolences OP. May you rebuild ... larger ... better ... STRONGER!!! ",
"Except the arsonist.",
"I've read that it can be relatively common for fire trucks to be shot at in some cities. ",
"We are Farmers *Bu budum bubumbudum*",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"\"First time a foirefighter's gotten pussy in the history of fires or pussy!\" ",
"\"If you rebuild it they will come!\"",
"Taco Bell doesnt get you through anything outside a drunk nightcap followed by explosive diarrhea. ",
"I went there in August and had a great time. It wasn’t quick for me, but there were so many interesting people to watch that I didn’t mind the wait. ",
"Shit man, RIP. I worked late nights at a computer lab in college, and when I got off at 2am the only thing open near my house was Taco Bell. I don't even want to think about how much money I spent at that place. At least 2 nights a week I would go load up on so much damn food and go home to watch a movie before eventually passing out like a fucking slob around 4 am. Damn I miss those days. ",
"Be prepared to shit out your colon",
"The only tea drank in my home is green tea my wife occasionally drinks.",
"But why? Does it smell like ham? Or does it look like a sandwich?",
"The arsonist usually comes back to the crime scene... ",
"🙏🙏🙏",
"the show",
"Aww...pigly",
"It's all good guys! There are instructions on how to build a new one on the wall to the right",
"i wish my taco bell was 24 hour :(",
"Yes.. you caught me 🙄 because fat people mock people who eat at fast food places. Boy, you must be a detective.",
"This is my nightmare",
"Reminds me of when the Quick Stop burned down.",
"Don't know this state's codes, but maybe it was an electrical fire that started in the walls and didn't trigger sprinklers until it was too large? Just a guess, I dunno. Or maybe Wendy's didn't like the competition and engaged in some light arson.",
"Guess someone had a rough time in the bathroom",
"Holy fucking shit. I used to live in Forest Hills. I made many, many 3 A.M. trips to that very Taco Bell. Sad day.",
"And now we all must learn how to use the three sea shells after eating at a new fancy Taco Bell that took that ones place. ",
"It has to be a safe distance from the power lines.",
"I was hoping for the reveal that you eventually became a fireman but now I just feel sad. ",
"I left my glorious home country and lived in one without Taco Bell for awhile. It was horrible. Then, a miracle happened and they opened one. I waited in line for two hours to get my prize. One of my fellow Americans (a tourist, I assume) saw the huge line and asked \"What's this line for?\" \"Taco Bell!\" I excitedly replied. \n\nHe walked away laughing. ",
"Taco Bell is different from any type of fast food you've had before. Being able to get a hot tube of bean cheese meat rice and sauce toasted to perfection for a dollar is a blessing from the gods. Some people like it, some hate it, and some people live on it. Taco bells are more than just a fast food restaurant to some people. Go to r/tacobell if you want suggestions and tips on what to order. And definitely try a Doritos locos taco or two. Pm me if you have more questions about taco Bell. Live más.",
"It was probably for the best.",
"I did - and I laughed pretty hard",
"nothing, it's just not as exciting as putting out a fire",
"/r/Tacobell",
"Taco Hell",
"Apparently we are having a vigil Sunday..",
"I think Taco Bell finally took their fire sauce too far. ",
"I've been saying the red sauce is too hot forever. ",
"Yes.. you caught me 🙄 because fat people mock people who eat at fast food places. Boy, you must be a detective.",
"Whats funny is, I even thought that to myself halfway through. I thought \"this is the type of thing that shittymorph would type. \n\nIf I were a bad person, I would put his signature ending to it. But, I thought better of it. ",
"Mountain Dew tastes like ass\n\n- A normal American",
"that's the taco bell that I first tried the Cheesy gordita crunch with a doritos locos taco. ",
"Bet you a taco the fire started in the bathroom stall...",
"Collect 100 coins or green mushroom or collect 100 rings",
"NOOOO",
"I immediately googled to make sure my Taco Bell was safe.",
"My Taco Bell burned down too!!! Is there a taco-hating arsonist on the loose?",
"No but firemen are basically used as the first first responders for everything since there are fire departments everywhere they are usually closer. Had to call 911 twice because of my daughter’s allergies, both times fire fighters got there first to act as EMS until ambulance arrived. Second time she was responding well enough to medication that the ambulance wasn’t needed.",
"It was the chosen one but it must have lost the high ground. ",
"Now you have to live off Doritos and Mountain Dew",
"Up here in Michigan people don't even know how to drive in snow...",
"Depends on where you're applying. To be a volunteer you just need to be in passable physical shape (and even that is not too strictly enforced - the number one killer of FFs is heart attacks, and just looking at some of them you can tell why). To join a paid department, it helps to have a fire science degree, be in excellent shape, and also be black. And even then, you'd better be very lucky and willing to wait a while - it's a very competitive, in-demand job.",
"I am waaaaaaay too fat to be doing that. \n\nIf it makes you feel better, I'm helping out firefighters by NOT joining them. I would just be slowing them down. ",
"Looks like you're on of them bitches that desperately needs the last word..",
"As a night owl college student myself, I can relate.",
"Rise from the ashes 🔥🔥🔥",
"En Fuego Bell",
"Where's the police tape? I totally would have strolled right on in to search for a mememto.",
"It's probably to get a better angle to spray water down onto the source. But not sure, \n\nMy dad was a firefighter/paramedic. ",
"everything has destroyed",
"My mum was the cook at a retirement home. the cook before her hadn't cleaned out the oven properly and it smoked the kitchen out, which set off the alarm and the alarm instantly alerted the fire department. Will never forget the look on my mother's face when the fire fighters told her it was $600 for a false callout. Luckily the resthome paid for it. ",
"My condolences ",
"If they bring you the Doritos Locos Taco... and you like Doritos... it’s a MUST. Like sour cream and tomato? Go Doritos Loco Taco Supreme. \n\nYou’re welcome in advance. ",
"Press F for to pay respects.\n\nF",
"“Hey guys look how high up the later can go”",
"This is my brother in-law. I couldn't believe it when I opened up Reddit to see him on the front page.",
"I do the same thing too when I arrive and see their closed. \n\nCan't go to Burger King and get drive-thru nacho supreme....",
"This is what happens when you clown on the illuminati...",
"#IT'S MY DESIYAH!",
"Taco Bell is absurdly cheap too.",
"It's better that way, anyway. Not sure how that stuff passes as food. ",
"The bar I had my first legal drink at, that I spent three nights a week at during college, where I met a long-term boyfriend and most of my college friends, where we all played countless games of trivia, where I had my goodbye party, where my friends had THEIR goodbye parties, bachelor and bachelorette parties, graduation parties, etc.... burned down ON NEW YEARS EVE two years ago. I'm STILL crushed.",
"Why could it not of been the one off the blvd? u/RJStephenson",
"Clerk's 3",
"Heat rises. ",
"Issa Facebook post again.",
"I knew someone would recognize me, gotta get a new handle, haha",
"I am sorry for your loss.",
"I'm eating Taco Bell right now. First time in years. It's fucking terrible! Who eats this shit? Last time I l'm going to let my wife choose what we get for dinner.\n",
"You don't *even* want to know what was in the special sauce.",
"This is the part where social media managers hook you up with a free meal and extra for your friends.",
"That sign is weirdly tall. Or maybe my area just has sign height regulations.",
"JANET!",
"Hello fellow ECHS-ian",
"Just get a crunchwrap and nothing else and it will maintain the hype forever.",
"Alaska?",
"My prayers go out to you my sir and to your community ",
"In a jumpsuit on his knees in a Taco Bell parking lot.",
"I work at another Taco Bell in Alabama lol this was the talk of the town at work.",
"I missed the \"got\" in the title and was like \"lol pretty funny, arson, huh? heh heh\"",
"In solidarity of the Taco Bell's 3 am patrons",
"Is that an up vote in the flames or do I reddit to much",
"Did everyone get out safely?",
"Another victim in the Tex-Mex Cartel wars. Del Taco is making a move...",
"F",
"F",
"Guessing everything has become more fire proof with newer technology and regulations ",
"Every drive-thru customer*",
"Is there any kind of fundraising for the employees that probably lost their jobs and might have been living paycheck-to-paycheck on that fast food minimum wage treadmill? \n\nAlso, my condolences. Veggie Crunchwraps got me through my Master's program at Cal State Northridge, so I can relate.",
"You need to live off it to understand the addiction. How much Coen syrup is in your diet? Like lbs/day? ",
"21 bell salute",
"I'm so sorry for your loss ",
"Can confirm. Worked there in high school and we used to make just about *everything* you see added as a new item as a test food for ourselves. And you can basically ask them to make you whatever off menu item they eat, most likely they will do that for you. ",
"I know that guy, he’s not entirely like Reddit. Pretty cool guy.",
"***my friends and I",
"Better call saul",
"My dad is a fire captain. There is a lot of piss. And even more shit. ",
"No. 263?? No. 2 6 3 very well done steak burritos??",
"Nooooo carajo",
"Power lines in the way",
"Old enough to bang your mom.",
"I didn't realise that I am a hero too. ",
"Dear god, think of all the poor chalupas....",
"Alabama is a shitty state and everyone there doesn't know how to do shit.",
"Wow nice",
"The last place I bought weed in Montgomery was the Jeff Davis bathroom, 20+ years ago. ",
"lol I used to go there like every day after elementary school ",
"I clicked on this link just to make sure it wasn't mine.",
"Very generous of Taco Bell to put you and your friends through college.",
"Now it’s only going to be 12 hours ",
"Pour one baja blast out for my homie burnt t-bell ",
"That's only 4. Didn't read the other comments but I'm sure someone else pointed that out. :) good day sir. Or ma'am ",
"Taco Bell is there for self-hatred. You eat it when you want to hurt yourself and you want to hurt yourself later because you ate it. Thinking about it this much has made me want it a little and I kind of hate myself for that. I think if this as a very American experience. ",
"Everything is unnecessarily higher at Taco Bell.",
"I just drove up to my local taco bell and it was fully torn down, just went there yesterday. Thought this might have been it until I saw the snow.",
"name a word that begins with \"f\" and ends with \"uck\"... \"firetruck\"",
"It's really hot up there. Distance helps a lot.",
"My nickname is Jojo, am I a Jojo reference?",
"“Noooooooooo!!!”",
"I heard about this on the news today! I KNOW there is a joke about it that can relate to the \"Fire Sauce\", but I haven't been able to think of one yet.... ",
"This reminds me of the time our towns Burger King burned down and my friend Matt held a vigil in the parking lot where he played dust in the wind ",
"E",
"It depends on What five dollar box they are offering wish its usually a combination of their monthly item plus a few other things",
"It’s a sign - time to move on...,",
"It was because of all that explosive diarrhea ",
"Can you legally strap them down first?",
"your unabashed positivity is amazing. ",
"Been to that one, probably one of the only redeeming things about Montgomery. RIP.\n\nShit at the one where I live in seattle they're so stoned they get their order wrong every time we get something there. It's like the Taco Lotto - I'd not be surprised if the place burned down while someone's still lit joint ignited a pressboard counter somewhere.",
"When they rebuild, it will have an authentic smoky flavor to all of their grilled items.\n\nSorry for your loss. It will rise like a phoenix from the ashes.",
"Time heals all my friend. You will always have the memories and they can't be reduced to ash. ",
"People go on the ladder. It's for helping them put out a fire, not roasting humans over an open flame. ",
"[The true culprits.](https://youtu.be/2DaoU0sJH_g)",
"I am so sorry for your loss. ",
"Anyone having Ramstein AB burgerking flashbacks?",
">got me and my friends through college\n\nprovided us munchies at 3am when we were stoned as fuck **ftfy**",
"Unless your ugly. I have a theory that a pre-eq to be a fireman is that you need to also be ridiculously good looking.\n\nUgly Fireman: I’m here to save you.\nResident: Oh... I’m good. But Debbie down the hall has low standards, maybe try her.",
"This made me laugh too hard for a simple joke. Bravo",
"Oh shit you guys have a Zelda road? I know it is for Fitzgeralds wife and not nintendo princess but I love both of them. And the name is really cool. \n\n \n Ohh just figured its in Alabama this makes more sense",
"Would you like to taco 'bout it.",
"Eh",
"Not to talk shit, not my intention at all. Disclaimer aside, why are you wearing coveralls when you went to college? Do you work in a lab? Sorry your late-night burrito call burned down",
"is your boy wearing coveralls? ",
"Je suis Taco Bell.",
"Akron loves their Taco Bell!",
"I’m sorry for your loss....",
"Taco Bell is either a gross, shitty mess that falls apart all over the place or it's picturesque and good. I've never had an experience in-between. Finding the right location is key. There are like 6 or so TBs where I live, only one of them is good. The rest suck. It's also the only quick, easy, and close fast food place that has multiple vegetarian options. ",
"That blows D:\n\nWhat started the fire?",
"looks like someone spilled the fire sauce...",
"I've noticed the same thing, usually only with taco bell but also with others. Mostly the negative things you get at taco bell are the burritos that barely have anything in them, or stale tacos. I have a taco bell currently that I go to that is decent I would say, haven't had any negative things so far, and the burritos and tacos are stuffed as they should be.\n\nThe other fast food places I have noticed different things at are McDonald's, sometimes the burger is dry, and you can tell it's been sitting awhile, same with the fries. But this really depends on time of day that you go. \n\nI am a huge fan of taco bell and McDonald's. Way more than most, and anytime I tell normal people I love these places I get looked at very weirdly, but these places saved me so many times when I needed that quick, amazing food that they offer. \n\nOnly negative thing I will say about taco bell, is why the fuck did you have to get rid of the volcano menu! I loved the volcano taco. Hell at least keep the sauce so I can add it myself. Of course I try to fix it somewhat by taking it home when I can and adding sriracha.",
"24 hour?! ARE THERE MORE OF THESE?!!!",
"I'mma pour out a Mountain Dew^® Baja Blast^TM for my fallen homies. R.I.P.",
"Me: *\"What happened?\"*\n\nOP: *\"Why don't you ask <burp> a Taco Bell worker...oh wait...you <burp> can't...they blew up...[sings Baker Street].\"*",
"1 like = 1 taco",
"Someone ate a 5 layer with a little too much fire sauce. Sharted and started the 🔥",
"The SIX MILLION DOLLAR TACO ",
"Nah, it's definitely you who needs work here.",
"When I was in college, it was pizza hut or tacobell. It was all good in the hood. Except limited cash for food. Food there was wasted and I don't think even a starving tide laundry pod eater would eat it. I'm amazed I survived for two years of it, I think for the fact Ice Cream and Cereal was available everyday saved me. ",
"I bet it’s rebuilt within 6 months. A Zaxbys by where I live burned down and it was back again before anyone even had time to miss it. These fast food franchises don’t fuck around.",
"This is really sad. I feel the op pain. ",
"I have a friend in England, we were talking on Skype, and we were always talking about food. I asked if they had Taco Bell over there, and he had never heard of it. We looked online, and saw that not only was there a Taco Bell fairly close to him, but they delivered. So he ordered a bunch of different stuff, and about half an hour later, the doorbell rang, he got his tacos and he loved it. He got hooked on Taco Bell after that.",
"You forgot \"m'lady.\"",
"You know through all of this, there will *still* be some fatass yelling at a mic saying that his order of 10 Beefy Five Layers, 6 Crunchwrap Supremes and 15 Doritos Locos Tacos is taking too long.",
"Taco Bell helps men grow titties. Enjoy your 5 layer burrito soy boy.",
"Snaaaaaaaaake",
"Youuuuuuuu got me!",
"They did?!?\n\nBrb burning down my nearest Taco Bell.",
"Well, shooting people usually leaves them unable to thank them. ",
"I thought it was a crane about to perform an emergency extraction of that Taco Bell sign, which also seems unnecessarily high. ",
"Such a great video, too. \n\nThe reference, for those unaware:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc",
"I feel like this explains why you always see them hanging banners between two ladders.\n\nAlso...don't they train, like you know *^fully ^extended*^?",
"From the ashes rises a phoenix",
"...I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?",
"Making the “fiery” meals quite literally.",
"Big difference between affording it, and wanting to pay for it. Don't buy insurance=more cash in pocket.\n\nIf it burns down=tax right off against other business. Only losers are the employees, and who gives a fuck about them? (/s)\n",
"Oh hey, fellow Montgomery bro. She will be missed; I could barely believe it when I heard the news this morning.",
"Thank you sir may I have another ",
"How saucy of them. ",
"DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!",
"now its just a taco shell",
"Marriage hall???? I've always kinda wanted to get married in Vegas, but I may have to rethink my options. This would be so fucking amazing. \nThem: \"So where did you get married?\" Me: \"Taco bell, it was awesome. \nThem: \"Wtf is your problem?\"\nMe: \"five layer burrito for life bro!\"",
"Taco shell",
"It's possible I'm missing some context, but the part about being black helping you get a paid firefighter job comes across as rather racist. Could you expand on that to clarify whether or not I'm missing anything?",
"Some people just want to watch the world...err buildings burn ",
"What will Huntington students do now???",
"EMS is a pretty thankless job, but also relatively dangerous and incredibly stressful.\n\nMany have undiagnosed cases of ptsd.\n\nSo in a word, yes.\n\nSOURCE: Sister has been working with EMS services for years, across numerous states. (Currently in Southern California.)",
"It's nice to read an interesting story that isn't a shitpost.",
"Sorry my dick is so long, the only way I can get from place to place is stand at the top of the latter and sling it over my shoulder",
"Damn fire sauce! ",
"Damn you, Belluminati! You giveth then you taketh away.",
"..... In Calgary?",
"It's 25 miles to the nearest one if the one in my town goes away. I didn't realize my area was that dry as far as halfway-decent fast food went.",
"Alabama?",
"Plus getting to spray shit with a hose ",
"You have to try the Dorito's Locos tacos. They take the taco shell, and coat it in that delicious powder that's on Dorito's chips. They're amazing.",
"I've got something fully extended for you right here.",
"Almost as tragic as when a Taco Bell near me ended their all-you-can-eat special. We would drive 30 miles, just to go sit and eat every Taco Bell offering, 3 items at a time. ",
"My friends have done some early-morning Uber runs this year (live in CA), and the craziest demand from drunks I've heard was for Taco Bell at 4:30am...on dusk on a Monday.",
"Married at a Taco Bell? That's gotta be the most white trash thing ever. ",
"You're not crying. I'm crying!",
"I do not want you. Go away forever.",
"Just kidding crab rangoon",
"Holy shitsnacks ",
"RIP",
"Zelda doesn't seem bad to me! Then again, I grew up in a pretty shit city and Montgomery is pretty nice in comparison. ",
"Taco Bell is some of my favorite food",
"Damn. East St. Louis kind of looks like a... shithole.",
"Most people over the age of 25 think Mountain Dew sucks. ",
"Your tax dollars at work america. Not with firefighters putting out fires. But showing off their badass ladders.",
"Not racism, affirmative action. Being a person of color bumps your application up on the list in many departments because they are so underrepresented. Without me offering any opinion on it, that is just how the system works.",
"You Maniacs! You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!",
"Slightly balding, pale skin, vaguely doughy texture on visible skin, glasses, and a long yet somehow thin beard... Ah, the \"nu-male\" look. Spot on.",
"Common, let’s be relleno about it, it’s gonna be tough",
"Found the obese taco bell patron",
"I live right down the road from this place. I know the feeling, it was my favorite spot to go eat.",
"i imagine they just used bulldozers or whatever to clear the main roads? What if there was a fire or someone needed an ambulance?",
"We all can’t live by eastchase :/",
"[damn red candle](https://bindingofisaacrebirth.gamepedia.com/Red_Candle)",
"Great reference ",
"An ex of mine dumped her firefighter boyfriend to be with me. I found out after we split up, still go for beers with the fire guy every couple months.\n\nTo be clear, he is way more attractive than I am. Still don't know why she done did it.",
"Have a cookie.",
"Their chicken quesadillas are nice - be careful with some of their products though. \n \nIt definitely is *very* fast food tex/mex type stuff - but not intolerable in a pinch.",
"This is scarily accurate because I used to eat 5-layer burritos religiously and also had gyno.",
"God I about thought this was the one from BGSU",
"Wow. Yeah never thought of it like that. Definitely a possibility. ",
"Maybe they were going to drop water balloons on it.",
"Back in my day people fucking burned alive in large numbers in unsafe buildings. \n\nBut then millenials come with their job killing regulations and now firefighters have less fires to put out! Typical millenials destroying firefighting jobs! What else is next? Avocados?",
"Ya' wanna go get bacon and donuts?",
"My heart goes out to you",
"My town has one, and it closes at 1am.",
"You’re dressed as if you just got off from work at that upscale Italian place. ",
"Clearly the taco bell burning down was a conspiracy, to keep the working class down.",
"Outranked only by the captain of the bomb squad.",
"The problem is it's a thin beard. It'll always have that low-density, pubic *poof*. \n \nThis is one of the problems with the beard fad: soy boys believe \"beards are manly\", and so they try to grow one to mask their weight and/or effeminate/unattractive facial structure. What they forget that it's not the *beard* that's manly, it's the *manliness* of the beard that's manly. It's entirely possible to grow a painfully unmanly beard, and unfortunately young, impressionable, insecure men across the country are doing exactly that. \n \nFull disclosure: I'm not capable of growing a manly beard either.",
"Me, playing with measuring tape, trying to get it to touch the ceiling without bending.",
"Chicken\n",
"lol I was gonna say, maybe we cant drive in snow but bet yall cant drive in sand",
"Snow isn't the problem, but the ice is. ",
"You did it! You blew it up! Damnnnnn youuuu! ",
"It's to avoid the power lines",
"I was mildly amused until that last line and I lost it 😂😂",
"I live in the Midwest and get almost any kind of weather. We've gotten blazing temps and freezing temps such as when we had negative temps a few days ago. ",
"5603 to go. ",
"[NOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WWaLxFIVX1s)",
"r/justneckbeardthings",
"Nah let it blow up. Boom. Fire. Fire chief for the win.",
"Are there any other operations for a burning building?",
"/r/tworedditorsonecup",
"We have taco bill in Australia and I always thought it was an offshoot of Taco Bell but turns out it’s not and now there’s one coming here so that’ll be interesting I guess",
"Has to go well above the power lines so water doesn't freeze on them or cause other issues.",
"It is sadly no mas. ",
"Sorry for your loss 💔",
"> soyboys\n\nyikes",
"Thanks for the prompt response. I'm afraid I don't know too much about how affirmative action works in actual practice though. If you have first-hand experience with it I'd appreciate an explanation of the role it actually plays in the hiring process (I don't know much about hiring processes in general). I'll admit I'm not too surprised blacks are unrepresented in fire departments though. Now that I actually think about it, it does seem that most firefighters I've seen (either in person or in the news, etc) have been white.",
"I contacted a former colleague of mine in your area and arranged for your local EMS team to be supplied with a new fleet of ladders as well! You're welcome. ",
"Im stationed in Montgomery. This doesnt surprise me at all. ",
"what does that have to do with anything",
"Fun fact. Many ladder trucks don't have their own water supply or pump, so they rely on a fire engine to supply the water. So the capacity to deliver water is based more on the engine (and somewhat on the size of the plumbing on the ladder)",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=Amjx1YKyliY. Your welcome. ",
"\"How would you like your taco\"\n\n\"Well done please\"\n\n\"I gotcha fam, hold my Pepsi\" ",
"Are those bricks fake?",
"Apparently I'm making lemonade wrong.",
"Oh his asshole won't be.",
"Dope street name ",
"*I N S I D E J O B*",
"Actual enough cooking to cause a fire? Impressed.",
"Have you seen Kylo Ren?",
"[\"Oh my God! I have been waiting *forever* to use this!\"](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_asNhzXq72w)",
"This is why I came to the comments!",
"how do the firemen stay supported on the end of the ladder with a hose blasting out immense amounts of water? wouldnt that knock them off?",
"Thoughts and tacos ",
"*🎵 and im proud to be an American! 🎵* ",
"Man I miss the B emoji",
"My condolences, good sir. ",
"So what if theres a fire or someone needs an ambulance? 8 inches of snow will even keep a firetruck from reaching its destination.",
"Welcome to reddit, where the real magic is down in the comments ",
"Looks like my bathroom after i eat Taco Bell. Man I love that place. ",
"They weren't kidding about their fire sauce ",
"Won't they just rebuild it?",
"(it's the new hip term for unmasculine men)",
"https://i.imgur.com/DK5FdPs.jpg",
"I’m so sorry for your loss. \n\nThe taco gods giveth the fire, and the fire taketh away. ",
"(Insert Witty Planet Of The Apes Joke)",
"You’ll see. It’s a certain taste, not bad!\n\nEver couple months I have a craving for it and get a bunch. Usually holds me over for the next couple months ",
"It was lightning quick but, for what seemed to be, only for girlfriend and I. ",
"British lemonade is like sprite. I've been told, at least. ",
"Firefighter here. We don't wear thermal layers under our bunker gear. Just regular pants (sometimes those cool BDU pants with all the pockets everywhere, because, well, they look cool). Also, have definitely peed on a fire, but more for the novelty (and because I just really had to pee) than in an actual attempt to extinguish it with urine.",
"I'm 99% convinced this is why western air forces love to drop thousand-pound bombs on a single abandoned Toyota Tacoma. We *have* the toys, we've trained for years to use them, this could be the only opportunity we ever get so *god damn it I'm using the big ones*.",
"I’m looking forward to the Taco Bell diet next year when I’m off to college.",
"Damn dude! Watched the whole thing. Thanks for the share.",
"Hello fellow akronite!",
"When my ex said she left me for a fireman with a longer ladder, I thought it was a euphemism.",
"As a standard American overweight man, Taco Bell does absolutely nothing for me. It wouldn't be so bad if they didn't skimp absurdly hard on putting shit in the food. Got a crunchwrap supreme for the first time in a year or two because my roommate wanted to go. The first two bites was almost nothing but shell and tortilla. Try it once, be disappointed, and then find yourself some \"better\" fast food to get big on. If I'm getting fast food, I'm going to Steak n Shake. I doubt they're out of the US though.",
"Someone on Facebook is holding a [candlelight vigil](http://i.imgur.com/dZw72mj.jpg)",
"It worked for the guy in backdraft",
"There's a telescoping pipe attached to the underside of the ladder with a nozzle attached to the bottom of the bucket the firefighters are standing in, with controls for the nozzle on a panel inside the bucket. You don't actually hold a hose up there. The truth is that you often don't even need a person inside the bucket, you can set it up to spray down water without having anyone in there. The only thing the person in the bucket might do is occasionally change the angle or spray pattern, but it's a very boring and uncomfortable position to get stuck with.",
"Don't forget sliding on poles!",
"A couple times a year? More like decade in a lot of the South. This year is just weird.",
"Fire sauce through the roof",
"):",
"Guess that Ghost Sauce wasn't fucking around.",
"All you can eat taco bell? If that were still around and /r/tacobell heard about it...",
"another non-American curious about American things here; i agree. Mountain Dew has a lot of sugar, but still manages to taste weak. it doesn't have a lot of flavouring, it's so water-y. \n\nTwinkies on the other hand, taste like sugar and not much else. same goes for Oreos, the filling just tastes like sugar paste. I'd been hoping for something creamy or vanilla'd.\n\ntwo things I've really enjoyed so far are KFC and Burger King. apparently BK isn't even good Stateside, but it's delicious here.",
"Sounds stupid.",
"!RedditTaco",
"o im aware",
"When he structure is a total loss when they arrive it turns into training.",
"How is this possible when everyone is always saying how lit things are.",
"You write really well. I loved this.",
"It's just like it's just like a mini mall",
"Anyone who thinks Diablo sauce is hot is weakkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk. I barely break a sweat when I put a hundred packets on my 12 pack of tacos.",
"RIP Taco Bell",
"You’re tearing me apart, Lisa!",
"so shit fire at fire?",
"I’m talking with the family right now. We don’t know if we will be able to come to the funeral. It’s a lot to take in.\n\nYou know where I’ll be if you need me. \n\nMike Taco Bellman ",
"Disgruntled former employee would be my guess.",
"You are correct. Pretty sure it’s still the only one of its kind. It’s half “fat-Tuesday” with all the frozen drinks and half a slightly better Taco Bell. Definitely the best Taco Bell experience I’ve ever had. Although I was very, very drunk. Went there during the two weeks when myself and 3 other friends turned 21 ",
"In college, ours only stayed open till 2. I can't count how many times we ordered at 1:45. I don't know what we would have done without that place.\n\nRIP :(",
"Taco Bell turned into Taco Hell turned into Taco Shell.",
"Don’t forget the broads. ",
"Ugh I was so sad when tore down my college taco bell... rest well, sweet prince.\n\nI feel you, OP",
"Press f to pay respects ",
"F",
"Anytime a 24hr Taco Bell dies, we all weep a little. ",
"Breaking news:\n\nFart of pure fire ignited huge methane cloud inside Taco-bell today ",
"I’m, it’s 79 here in California and that’s too damn hot!",
"Bro, there was literally a dead body found between the Waffle House and Sylvan Learning Center last week. \n\nSource: tutoring at Sylvan.",
"Sooo your friend Diablo didn’t graduate I take it?",
"Woo! They can strap the stretcher to the ladder and if they start complaining or asking too many questions it can be extended so no one hears them.",
"More like taco hell, amiright",
"Mountain Dew is horrible. It is so sugary it makes me gag! It's stereotypically only drank by rednecks and white trash lol. ",
"Damn, I hope your city will recover from this disaster.",
"We smoke as we shoot the bird",
"Dude the guy in this like if my brother had a long lost identical twin ",
"For sure. You can word it much better than I can. For the record that's how I know it's gross, because my beard isn't dense either. I just shave it. Better to have a clean shave or stubble than a thin, poofy beard.",
"Fire knows Taco Bell isn’t real mexican food. Giving it the finger to let Taco Bell know",
"i tried so hard to get into JoJo because my friend loves it. but i just don't get it.",
"Shit, looks like one of the chitlins tried to wash the frier with water again.\n\nUsed to work in a taco bell, the fact that it hasn't burned down despite the oldest person there being 20 is a fucking miracle.",
"Coveralls and dirty hands. This friend was the liberal arts major. ",
"Pour a little Baja Blast out for our fallen hombres. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"This taco bell paid for your college? Shiiiit sign me up ill take the 5 layer grant with a side of bean and cheese financial aid",
"Thats why i have a theory. Take the traffic/fines role away from cops and give it to a separate department (such as a road/traffic authority). Let the cops deal with crime. And they can retrieve their hero status",
"Thanks millennials. ",
"Looks like somebody spilled the Fire Sauce",
"):",
"The real culprit\nhttps://youtu.be/2a4gyJsY0mc\n",
"I am so sorry for your loss",
"25 8x10 color glossy photos",
"how could this happen to me",
"Comment of the Year. And it's only January!",
"I’m so sorry for your loss😔",
"RIP",
"Arson suspect number 1.",
"Our Taco Bell got burned down too. \n\n\nWho is doing this",
"I am so so sorry.",
"Funny pic but I feel for the people working there hope they will be okay for work ",
"look on the bright side, they'll probably rebuild on that spot and make one badass looking taco bell",
"Bama here, the government gets scared the moment they see a snow flake.",
"This is a true tragedy. ",
"No Clerk's references??",
"I wouldn't call myself an expert, but the gist is this. There are many many applicants at any given time for a job with a paid fire department, on the order of hundreds or even thousands of hopefuls for each opening. Applicants are rated based on a number of factors (test scores, physical aptitude, etc.). Then departments hire from the top of the list down as jobs and good candidates become available. One of the factors that makes you a more desirable candidate and pushes your application further towards the top of the list is being black. Is it right to have a career almost entirely dominated by white men? No. Is it right to hire anything short of the best possible candidate when lives are at risk because you want to meet diversity quotas? I dunno. Of course, there are issues like nepotism as well, so the system already has its biases that may be opposite to the greater good, so ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)_/¯",
"I'm sorry for your loss!",
"I can feel the raw pain in this photo ",
"The mountain dew hype is more making fun of dorito eating neckbeards😂 it’s an alright soda ",
"Randal: I left the coffee pot on again, didn't I?",
"Dude... condolences. ",
"Too much fire sauce......I’ve seen it a hundred times ",
"Def looks like a guy whose diet consists of Taco Bell and soft drink",
"That's exactly what I posted the morning after Trump won the election.",
"We had one just down the street from my dorm. I feel your pain... or is that the Fire Sauce?",
"Nah bud Sprite is where its at.",
"gotcha, thanks for the info",
"Sierra mist is basically sprite.",
"Excuse me I am assistant regional manager and I take offense to your light-hearted disregard of the importance of paper. ",
"Snake?",
"*I can siiiiiinnnnng!*",
"Atlanta is glad to take the brunt of the idiot southerner vibe for Alabama.",
"Can confirm. I work in EMS and being a firefighter is pretty much now 99% being a paramedic and 1% playing with cool shit. Be a firefighter if you love helping the old, poor, homeless, and people who have been in, usually non-life threatening car accidents. ",
"\"Look how long it is!\" - no girl to me, ever.",
"It’s “My friends and I”. Have they taught you nothing at your college!?",
"My college taco bell did not have a drive thru. It did have a walk up window until midnight when a line of 30+ drunk asshats stood in line inside to get the best drunk snax ever. Memories.",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"Yeah, the ratio is a lot worse than that. It's like 95% those, car crashes, and drug overdose calls. ",
"How does this only have six upvotes?",
"Plot twist: Taco Bell burned their own store for this sweet viral marketing post.",
"The Fast-Food Wars took their toll.\n\nUltimately, Taco Bell reigned supreme. Burrito supreme.",
"Dude i had my best tacos from that Taco Bell... :( Rip 5 dollar box",
"It was the man with the terrible smell.",
"Depends on the fire, but sure. You might first do an IVES (isolate, vent, enter, search) if you suspect there might be victims alive inside. If you think the building is beyond saving but it's endangering surrounding homes, you may let it burn and focus your efforts on protecting the surrounding structures from exposure. If it's not fully involved and you believe the structural integrity hasn't been compromised, you might try entering and hitting it from the inside with an aggressive attack (as opposed to the defensive attack of a surround and drown). Surround and drown is pretty much saying \"this building is already completely and utterly fucked, we're not risking our lives to try and save an already ruined building, we just want the fire out.\"",
"The Taco Bell in my town just burned down about a week ago, I know the feel my dude",
"This guy has worked in fast food",
"Not in my district. You can’t physically restrain someone unless they give you a really good reason - no preemptive tying people down. Bad for business.",
"F",
"That Fire sauce aint no joke",
"this grabbed my attention as well. looks like something was blown out.",
"You'd think after one shutdown they'd buy what they needed. Plus if it's just like an inch of snow just cars driving over it will melt it enough.\n\nI read most places don't have snow plows either, I can understand the big ones but No one has plow attachments for their trucks? They're pretty common here in North Dakota. I mean it's the south, how many rednecks have a truck? Or bobcats work too ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ooh shame. No “oh we were trying to make sure he doesnt fall off”",
"All of that seems generally pretty reasonable. Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.",
"I'm sure they have chains",
"THAT Sucks. I love American taco bell",
"Rest in pintos, sweet taco bell.",
"No one ever expects the Spanish Extinguishing! ",
">> couple of times a decade.\n\n",
"Thank you! \n\n",
"Except Jewell wasn’t the bomber. Eric Rudolph was.",
"Noooooooooo",
"YOU MANIACS! YOU BURNED IT DOWN! AH, DAMN YOU. DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!",
"When you meant got you and your friends through college you mean that they provided you with a job or just cheap food?",
"What do they have to do that involves shit? Lol this is the second comment I saw that said that",
"Do I just live in the ghetto or was that the fanciest fuckin taco bell in the USA?",
"Don't need snow/winter tires. Just get ones that don't suck and just stop earlier/take turns slower/don't jerk the wheel when switching lanes\n\nSource- lived in Grand Forks, North Dakota for 23 years snow is on the ground from October to May ",
"One of the taco bells here burned down about 6 months ago about the same time as another one in our mall closed. I'm starting to think this is some kind of insurance scam.",
"We will rebuild.",
"probably just someone who used the bathroom",
"Randall- 'Terrorists?'\n\nDante- *glances sideways at Randall*\n\nRandall- 'I left the coffee pot on again didn't I?'\n\nDante- *nods*\n\nRandall- 'Shit, now where am I going to bring chicks to bang when my mom's home?'\n\n...\n\nJay- 'Snootchie Bootchies!!!'",
"8 inches of snow doesn't really happen down here. I think like 3\" at once is all most of us have seen in a really long time. (Go ahead and make the penis jokes)",
"Lol, he looks like hes got a body built by Taco Bell.",
"OP: \"You maniacs! You blew it up! GOD DAMN YOU! GOD DAMN YOU ALL TO HELL!\"",
"They can rebuild it..they have the technology",
"I have a friend in the UK. What we call lemonade and what they call lemonade are actually different beverages. We both laughed when we accidentally figured this out.\n\nOur lemonade is water with lemon juice and sugar. Their lemonade is more like Sprite. It's carbonated.",
"Someone please photoshop the Magic the Gathering crack hunter into this.",
"^ imagine being this sad of a human being",
"Whenever there’s a fire underground, they deploy the ladder and then turn the truck upside down.",
"I unironically love Taco Bell. It’s cheap, it’s fast, and it’s super easy to customize because they’ll make any substitution for you. ",
"I mean.. that's a good thing really. Less fire is kinda great.",
"It was the fire sauce.",
"But there was clearly a blizzard that went through there, how could it have burnt down?",
"This is funny -- I have a friend in the UK and made this discovery by accident: your lemonade is a carbonated drink while ours is sugar and lemon juice in ice water. So you comparing it to lemonade is confusing to Americans. 😄",
"Something something spicy. K I tried\nRIP TB",
"Am Postmates driver. Can confirm. Have delivered taco Bell before. The customers (2 kids not older than 12) asked if I wanted to hang with them after I bring them the food. I declined. Also had my gf in the car with me and they were like whoa I wish I had a gf. Twas very awkward.",
"r/nocontext",
"Was this in New Hampshire?",
"Not a bad name for a porno flick",
"Worst drive-thru in America ",
"Ah makes sense. Thanks. Illuminating",
"Now it's burning assholes in the sky",
"This is my papa Dino’s from the nasty nati. Anyone from UC during my time would understand, cheesy bacon fries! Or my favorite, cheesy bacon tots 🤤",
"I’m so so sorry for your loss",
"I'm fairly certain word of mouth is what killed it off. ",
"My brother shared this news with me this morning. An inch of snow on the ground and firefighters can’t make it there on time?",
"God has forsaken us ",
"So 9",
"I told them that the Fire Hot Sauce wasn't a good idea. But not ever listens to me. ",
"The beauty of franchising.",
"I work at an airport on little Cessnas. We had a possible engine fire last week when an aircraft was Landing. When they got to the parking spot there was 6 fire trucks, three command vehicles, and two ambulances. Any excuse to bring out their toys. There was no fire but I think that's a little much for a plane that can only carry 9 plus 2 crew. Let's just say the fire department here gets a little bored.",
"It’s sort of like a drunk or high late night comfort food. Realistically it’s absolutely terrible, but if you’re craving something disgustingly tasty that will turn your insides out the next day it is perfect. \n\nThat and Baja Blast is the drink of the gods. I don’t drink soda unless I find myself at a Taco Bell and then it’s a large Baja blast for me. ",
"Dont forget crippling alcoholism for whatever reason!",
"A college friend of mine once said “We’ve got a place state. What we need is a fireman state- they only come when you need help.”",
"Federline on the cleveland show did ",
">Full disclosure: I'm not capable of growing a manly beard either\n\nAnd there it is. Beard envy is real folks.",
"They try setting fire to it",
"I assure you, they’re open. ",
"Thoughts and Prayers from PA",
"That's the one I go to between classes or for lunch lol.",
"RIP. ",
"Looks like the shits of fire caused by Taco Bell finally got the better of them",
"wendys burnt down by my place a few weeks ago. lol",
"Pro tip from a road warrior: always sub beans for meat. I’m not a vegetarian but I always order veg Crunchwrap. I’m not a fan of their loose meat. ",
"Too much fire sauce in one location... someone didn’t do inventory correctly!",
"I want to downvote this post because I'm so upset by your loss. I'll pour a little out of my happy hour Mountain Dew Baja Blast freeze tomorrow in honor. ",
"Am fireman. Happens often.",
"> taco food\n\nHaha Mexico totally ignored outside USA? ",
"Mountain Dew and Cherry Burnett's baby",
">so they try to grow one to mask their weight and/or effeminate/unattractive facial structure.\n\nWhat the hell is effeminate facial structure?\n\nHave you also considered that maybe, just hear me out...that men do it because they like how it looks and has nothing to do with insecurity or \"manliness\"",
"Alabama Department of Transportation has its own snow plows. ",
"Dont forget late 20s caucasian ",
"Too much lava sauce.",
"You guys do taco bell like Canadians do [Tim Hortons](https://i.imgur.com/Jf7PEel.png)",
"Cars in the south don't have tires that work in the snow, they can't drive on the ice like that. ",
"Texan here, the idea of us having some of those is honestly hilarious. Yesterday we shut down everything over some sleet and slight ice buildup on the roads.",
"except people burning leaves/trash/bodies without permits. ",
"I'm at the Pizza Hut",
"Montgomery Burns?\n\n^^^^^^Teeheehee",
"I think you're confused, so let me clarify: I'm not trashing beards, I'm trashing bad beards.",
"Ahh, 2am college town 24/hr taco bell visits punctuated by the smell of marijuana emanating from the premises and bag; sadly they didn't share.",
"He's just alternative bro",
"I believe the national average is 5 percent of dispatched calls are fire. It’s something like 60 percent EMS. ",
"There's going to be a candlelight vigil for it",
"The surprise ending to Planet of the Burgers. ",
"As of Wednesday morning there was ice in all 50 states but Hawaii at the same time ",
"Not if he's high. When you're high, a $1 triple stacker is a miracle blessed by Jesus himself.",
"As someone who lives in the northern U.S, I can confirm that nobody knows how to drive in the snow.",
"There's power lines. Going under is too low, going through is a bad idea.",
"It's just a little smokey, it's still good, it's still good.",
"Three-fried beans",
"There’s a candlelight vigil on Sunday at 7 for the Bell.",
"Youll be healthier for it. ",
"I am also sad about it burning down. I ate at this Taco Bell after purchasing my wedding dress. Are you attending the candlelight vigil? ",
"I read this in Deckard Cains voice. ",
"I work for campus security at my local university and one of the things we do is listen to the police radio. \n\nI often here \"We have a disturbance\" or intrusion alarm\" at *so and so* Taco Bell and every time, out loud, I say \"No! Save the tacos\". It hurts me inside. ",
"GRAB THE BELL!",
"I mean, when it happens like once every two years is easier to just deal with it. If someone really needs something, they can get it; it's only like 2 inches of snow. Also, tons of people have trucks, but not many of those people have snow plow attachments because it's not very useful",
"This makes much more sense.",
"what if there are perfectly cooked taco ingredients still in there",
"It's a new firefighting protocol currently being field-tested. Research shows that the best way to fend off a fire is to act as big and tall as you can in a bid to intimidate it into backing off.",
"Ah, gotcha. Oh well, me and OP reached a friendly resolve. But this definitely makes it all make more sense. I was less confused than I thought!",
"FYI, your current location and home are visible on the map.",
"Just that \"Hey run into all this fire and look for some children, try not to burn up\" part of the job too.\n\n/edit: Also, apparently you get lots of old lady poop on you too. And other bathroom accidents. That sounds like real life, doesn't it?",
"Everything has an end.",
"what the fuck",
"took my pants off to run threw the flames faster",
"Let's be real here, your mom just wanted to go see some sexy firemen.",
"F\n",
"*Do you watch Rick & Morty very often? Oh what am I saying, of course you don't*",
"Don’t worry there is a candlelight vigil you can attend ",
"In Omaha, if you stand on 42nd and L, you can just about see the Taco Bells on 42nd & E and 48th & L from the same spot.\n\nGoogle says they're 2 minutes apart. lol",
"Did it get you through college or was it the reason you barely got through college?",
"They can legally smash the car out of the way with their truck in some states.",
"Sucks that it burned down! However, please appreciate you had many years of a 24 hour service! Where I live, nowhere is open after 10pm :(",
"This is an accurate depiction of my butt hole after visiting that very same taco bell a month earlier",
"Job well done *leans back in chair*",
"> a hero\n\n*an hero",
"😭",
"Followed only by the county humane society liaison ",
"Actually there is nothing funny here, people are losing money because of it",
"Nobody likes their tacos burned.",
"Alabama here, we do not have those. That's one of the reasons why we have to shut everything down. We don't have the equipment necessary in these situations. \n\nThe part about us not knowing how to deal with snow is still true though.",
"My friends and I*\n\nC’mon man, you went to college!",
"If it makes you feel any better, this happened to me too a few years ago. Taco Bell I knew growing up burnt down from a kitchen fire. Nobody was surprised because the staff was basically the same 3-4 people working all the time and getting your food would take as little as 20 minutes. Anyways, that bitch burned down and a few months later the owners rebuilt a new one. Gone the 90's shitty Taco Bell, enter 2013's modern Taco Bell with actual employees. Service and food quality was night and day difference and their lines tripled in size even for the fast service they were putting out.",
"THAT SHIT WAS 🔥🔥🔥!",
"Fucking neckbeards when will they learn.",
"It's kind of dropped out of the collective memory but that sniper stuff was on the news nonstop for days.",
"wait what do you mean *got* burned down.... like on purpose? ",
"A moment of silence for our fallen savior.",
"I bet that place made so much money.",
"The bar closest to my campus burned down over a year ago, problem is the owner is a cheap ass and is doing most of the work himself. Place isn't finished yet.",
"The fate of the world may be in the balance.\n\nBetter make them bacon donuts, and bacon. ",
"That was the closest Taco Bell to my house. Whelp, Moe’s is about to rake in the dough.",
"Our chief weapon is water...water and elevation ... Elevation and water... Our two weapons are water and elevation ...and ruthless efficiency",
"/r/tacobell ",
"Your experience won't be the same. They will use different products and have different promotions. ",
"BUT THERE ARE FUCKING 2 IN MY HEAVILY POPULATED CITY AND BOTH ARE IN MALLS? WHAT IS THIS SICK BULLSHIT???",
"Something similar years happened to a family owned restaurant in my hometown. The structure was more intact than this, but was definitely going to be costly to repair. Tragically, the location was bought by a Dunkin’ Donuts that wanted to relocate. I call that part a tragedy because it was staffed by the most incompetent of my town’s high schoolers. \n\nI swear they could mess up any order, no matter how simple.",
"You should look into it. ",
"That’s not what I gleaned from the title at all",
"You take that back right now!",
"I hope that's the one, this country can't afford more than one Taco Bell burning down at a time. ",
"Aw man. Now where I am gonna bring chicks to fuck when my mom is home. ",
"They will build it bigger, they will build it better. ",
"Fuckin Moes",
"Condolences, you are in my thoughts and prayers",
"How do they extend a ladder that high without tipping over the truck? I'm sure the truck has those hydraulic stabilizers that come down but still, that much weight at that height.... ",
"> 🎤\n\nYou dropped this.",
"At first I thought this was a bold new design by TacoBell",
"Yo, I saw this on the news. So sad.",
"no. NOOOO! ",
"Was it from a can? And not a fountain drink? That makes a huge difference. Also, if you're already on meth or cocaine there's really no point in the drink. With that said, it does taste awesome. ",
"Yes! Someone got it.",
"Damn, even their stucco is fake.",
"Dude your frind is bald :/ And have a beard ;/",
"Hahaha I saw Kyle share this on Facebook! Best post about it yet. ",
"You would use a grader, a dozer would be overkill ",
"A shittymorph is not a shitpost.",
"Dirtbag fire sauce...nobody likes that shit.",
"United States? ",
"That is a true tragedy, my sincere condolences.",
"They'll never know the truth.",
"One of the reasons I have in my head for America being un healthy is that people in poverty cannot afford to eat healthy. They are forced to eat crap like taco bell and etc ",
"Taco Bell where even the ladders are high.",
"Mountain Dew is just a lemon soda. The hype is that nerds who \"game\" all day use it as \"fuel\" because they are fat pieces of shit who think that pokemon is a thing to care about. As for Taco Bell, well, I fucking love it. It's not great, but it's not horrible. It's fast food \"mexican\" food. Thats all it is. But it tastes pretty good and it's cheap. And they stay open late for when you are drunk or high which is awesome. And everybody on reddit seems to have stomach issues because they are basement dwelling virgins and apparently Taco Bell makes 99% of redditors have weird bowel movements. I've been eating Taco Bell since forever and I've yet to have a weird shit because of Taco Bell. At this point, it's a meme and people think it's \"cool\" to say they have weird shits because they ate some taco bell. The reality is, it's cheap fast food that is fucking awesome when you are poor/drunk/high/whatever and thats it. Just enjoy it for what it is. Don't get too excited or you will be let down. But yeah, when I'm drunk as fuck, it's NOM NOM NOM for sure. But then, I love mexican food (even though Taco Bell is hardly mexican food)",
"Five dollar box.\n\nBasically whatever the special is, a standard taco, a doritos locos taco and a drink. Plenty for a meal. But I normally get a crunchwrap on top of that",
"He had an inverted penis",
"They've probably got the clearest parking lot for miles.",
"Damn you insurance fraud! Damn you straight to hell!!",
"Nah the fire sauce was the chemical catalyst that caused the diablo sauce to combust. That's where the flaming middle finger came from, the finger is just the rocket trail of the poor soul that rode his porcelain rocket to the stars.",
"I thought that was a cell tower when I first looked at the pic...",
"Couplers in the hoses that run up to the deck gun work. Best when the ladder is fully extended. That and it keeps the firefighters out of heat/smoke better. At least I assume so, I'm no truckie.",
"Did the fire smell like a 1000 burning tacos?",
"I mean, I tend to get particularly nasty beer shits after I drunk eat Taco Bell so I think that should count for something. ",
"Does it need the exclamation point? Are you saying “can I have some.. fire! sauce?”",
"I'm sorry for your loss, my condolences",
"They will rebuild, they must.",
"mostly old and/or drunk people. Probably the two groups that the most issues in that department. ",
"Looks like my old Taco Bell that got me through college at Penn State.",
"Lmfao this is on Chantilly. My parents went to see it ",
"you got the reference wrong...twice. wow.",
"Was there a meth lab in it?\n\n[Reference](http://www.thegazette.com/subject/news/public-safety/linn-county/complaint-meth-lab-inside-cedar-rapids-taco-bell-was-active-20150805) ",
"taco bell is actually shockingly healthy if you avoid sour cream",
"Taco Bell is literally only a vehicle for their fire sauce. Make sure you get plenty of it to drown out the actual taste of Taco Bell.",
"[This is CT.](https://i.imgur.com/ttae0Gx_d.jpg?maxwidth=640&shape=thumb&fidelity=medium) ",
"God I love Newport Beach. The whole town is so awesome. The beaches are amazing. I miss that place a lot. Never lived there, we lived in Anaheim but going to Huntington and whatever if we drove through Newport I was in love with the place. I'm so sad that I'll never get to live there. Fuck... thats depressing lol. Anyway, always loved the area. And La Jolla. FUUUUUUUCK. ",
"Praise the sun!",
"Guess the fire sauce finally got its revenge.",
"Zelda Road Taco Bell r.i.p.",
"THEY DID IT! THEY BLEW IT UP!!",
"Real men don't give a fuck about what society thinks is the most fashionable and acceptable beard. If they grow one out and like it, they keep it. Your opinion is equivalent to me saying that girls shouldn't wear those high waisted shorts, because I don't like the fashion. It doesn't matter. Do you. If it isn't hurting anybody or your health, let it be. Don't let pop culture determine your style so much.",
"My town has one and it closes at 11 on the weekends and it’s not within walking distance of anything else. ‘‘Tis a great tragedy.",
"TACO *HELL*",
"lol isn't there a photoshop sub on here? i feel bad for suggesting it",
"Oh ok that's surprising",
"You mean taco hell",
"It's the epitome of a shitpost. It's MAXIMUM shitposting. One shittypost is equivalent to 2.6 kilobaneposts.",
"In varies depending on who is working too. I used to go to Taco Bell after work late at night because I was hungry and they were the only thing open. I always got great food.\n\nA few months into my routine (working a lot of overtime), someone that worked there finally told me that they thought I was an secret shopper. I'd come in late, watch them cook my food, had a serious face (I was tired), and importantly wasn't a drunk college kid. So they always made a bit of extra effort on my food.\n\nIt was great. They made a LOT of money off of me. \n\nHowever, on that note, if you buy a big case of the 12 or so tacos, they will not put so much effort into that. On one hand, you got a lot of tacos. On the other hand, they are all, every one, meh at best.",
"A man is suffering here show some respect",
"It has zero to do with their high being killed, but the fact they are put into immediate withdrawel which for any that dont know, is like having a panic attack, while everything hurts, literal physical pain, nausea and stomach cramps that feel like your insides knotted. Mind you narcan is usually administered after the person has stopped breathing, lack of oxygen causes erratic behavior. I speak from experience sadly. ",
"Awww. pigly",
"Once a Taco Bell burned down in my hometown. Thankfully, I was safely eating at the other Taco Bell in town when that conflagration was going down. ",
"Oh the humanity :’( Taco Bell always gives me the ring of fire though lol",
"He might of meant that with some versions of Autism you cant cope well with change",
"Have you seen da wey? ",
"So sorry for your loss, sir.",
"> o now, at the end of telling people this story, I also tell them that I helped put that fire out with my super soaker squ\n\nRisky read of the day.",
"F",
"Firemen do this all the time to other rival firemen from other counties to assert dominance, I know this because I saw it on a National Geographic program the other day.",
"I can only imagine the smell.",
"More like Taco Hell",
"Cause i'm sure taco bell wants their brand associated with a fire that burned down the place. Thatll sure drum up business",
"The only serious problem is if you're on a low sodium diet, check the nutrition facts on the website sometime",
"We will rebuild.",
"because you don't spray water at power lines. Who would have thought.",
"Don't forget a cool and loyal dog also lives at the station!",
"The \"open until 12\" Taco Bell a couple of blocks from my place regularly closes early at 10ish. Like I've been in line before at 9:45 and they come out to tell everyone they're closed. Stoned me needed Taco Bell, but I had shitty Monterey frozen burritos instead. Monterey ain't bringing me layers like TB.",
"As a current college student, my hopes and prayers are with you.",
"TAKE THE BELL",
"Taco Bell in my town burned down, the next closest one was 45 mins away. ",
"Taco Smell",
"IIRC the state of Georgia (where I'm from) only has 50 for the state, ignoring the fact that it's bigger than New York lol",
"Has anyone made a volcano sauce joke yet?",
"You know you're a real fireman when you can pull 4 inches of hose out of 6 inches of protective gear.",
"You know you're a real fireman when you can pull 4 inches of hose out of 6 inches of protective gear.",
"What do firefighters and police officers have in common?\n\nThey both wanted to be firefighters when they grew up.",
"I did the same. He's ruined us.",
"But it could extend to the sixth floor of a building. But only if that building was on fire....",
"Sorry for your loss my friend. ",
"Except sometimes you need them and then they shoot you, like the car crash victim who was trying to get help and got shot for \"behaving erratically\" running towards the police for help.",
"Most of the time you're allowed to have one or two false alarms per year without penalty, but after that a $500+ fine is not unusual. Also, the alarm system would be registered to the company running the retirement home, so under no circumstance would your mother ever be liable for the fine. It may effect her employment status if she set off the alarm multiple times, but she wouldn't get stuck with the fines.",
"My condolences. I'll pour out a shot in honor of the dearly departed. ",
"Can confirm. CALFIRE drove a dozer through a fence on the back of my parents ranch to put out a fire back there a few years ago. There is still a flattened section of fence there. We never got around to fixing it because, well, grape vines can't run away ;)\n\nEdit: dozens of dozers",
"That’s bullshit. That Taco Bell isn’t 24 hours. ",
"I will do",
"Mine burned down in San Bernardino, CA. I feel ya dude",
"Now by \"drown operation\" do you mean like a fully submerged dunking like most Protestants or a sprinkling as observed by the Roman Catholics?",
"Is this in Greenwood Indiana?",
"I hope you guys yelled “I’m full!”",
"**CAT!**",
"The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me through college tragically burned down last night\n\nor\n\nThe 24 hour Taco Bell that got I through college tragically burned down last night\n\nit's not wrong holy fuck nice correction idiot\n",
"Sorry for your loss ",
"Too contrived. Dislike ",
"My condolences, and sorry for your loss. I could not imagine what I would do if my local Taco Bell burned down. \n\n:hug:",
"They need to all burn down, hoss.",
"Loved is maybe the wrong way to say it but people hardly ever died in fires in our district. It's mostly preventing property destruction. Automobile accidents and ems calls were generally much worse. I've been to a lot of calls calls and never one where somebody died at a fire. 4 Stories was the highest building around though. It's obviously different with apartment buildings and large buildings where people may not be able to get out quickly.",
"...\nAre you Seth Rogen? ",
"I live 3 hours south of birmingham, we are shut down today and tomorrow, for a fucking flurry",
"The franchise wars have begun. ",
"Taco Hell! Anybody? Is this thing on... Drop the chalupa, make the r u ns for the border..!",
"Oh wow, I'm in New England and if there's an inch or less of snow on the roads, my family will still run to the store to get something. \n\nMaybe we are outliers though, haha",
"No one likes Mountain Dew here except for the obese and the ones who want to be obese. ",
"He's been catching poke bugs ",
"Mountain Dew is shit and shit for you ",
"Fat, balding, unkempt beard, thick rimmed glasses, and dresses in all dark colors",
"Rip",
"I’m assuming it’s to get the stream of water over the power lines, while also maintaining safe distance. But still looks ridiculously high.",
"And the hoses, dogs, poles etc.",
"Interesting fact: The DC snipers parked in this Taco Bell parking lot, shot and killed an employee of the ABC liquor store across from it.\n\n",
"Is it a somewhat common thing for Taco Bell to burn down? The one near my house burned down. Twice.",
"Dark colors hide the sweat stains and track marks from not showering, wiping properly or changing underwear while you're mining in WoW, of course.",
"I wish shot would burn down more often. ",
"Me, too. The next closest one is over by toys r us and they are slow af ",
"What's the matter with all you heathens? Obviously Thoughts and Prayers. Thoughts and Prayers. There I said it twice.",
"IKR it’s crazy. Zelda used to kind of ok but I don’t like going out over there at all.",
"Honestly you just get to destroy shit by making holes in buildings... So that's cool.",
"MPS graduates, clearly ",
"I'm a firefighter and that was my first thought as well but if you look closely you'll notice the powerlines. The aerial must avoid coming close to them. Since hes parked right in front of them he has to go high to reach building and avoid the lines. He's also probably trying to avoid the immense heat that fire is putting out as it can damage the ladder. ",
"I literally was probably eating a cheesy gordita crunch when you were posting this comment. Those things are just about the tastiest thing in fast food, provided you can get a nice pillowy, fresh one. ",
"Am paramedic. Do cool shit every day. \n\nFirefighting is largely common sense. Water on fire. Not genius work. ",
"*my friends and I",
"I will keep that in mind! ",
"Can confirm. Had a Christmas parade with several of the rigs decked out with lights, and I got to be Santa Claus and sit on top of the patrol waving at people while we drove through the neighborhoods. Man oh man was that fun! ",
"Holy shit Montgomery in the front page?? Wow I’m suprised ",
"what the fuck, you city people with \"oh hey lost your 24 hour taco bell? another one less than ten minutes away\"\n\nthe closest 24 hour taco bell to me is three hours\n\nthe second closest is an extra hour away cuz that was the only 24 hour one in a college town\n\ngod fucking dammit fuck yall",
"For real, the taco bells in my town (college town), kill it always, no matter what. Went to a taco bell outside Nashville about a year and a half ago, it's was around midnight, maybe a car or two in front of us, we get to the window and the employee greets us by saying \" sorry for the wait, that church crowd you know?\" Needless to say, the food wasn't exceptional but it's taco bell at midnight, you know what you're getting into. Still love me some T-Bell",
"I don't drink much soda, but I have a thing for Mountain Dew Baja Blast, which they sell at taco bell.",
"I assume he means weak like less tart. Also, lemonade has tons and tons of sugar in it, because anything less and lemonade is super bitter.",
"i dont like this. what if dude was a serial killer and poisined your chicken?? there needs to be some kind of seal put on by kfc so that you can be assured nobody tampered with the product. \n\ni probably wouldnt order anything by delivery ",
"Taco Bell at one moment, Taco Hell the next.",
"Same, I love that stuff, even though I rarely drink any soda, and haven't enjoyed mountain dew since I was a child.",
"How does a 24/7 building burn to the ground?",
"That does sound fuckin sweet. ",
"SNOW in the SOUTH with a BURNING BUILDING ... wat",
"Same, the entire City of Atlanta collectively only 1 snow plow and a bag of salt of times like this ",
"I never understood the fuss over this either. I've practically lived off of it at times, and it never gave me a problem. Maybe other people are just ordering different things; I almost exclusively order the regular crunchy tacos, sometimes the crunchy tacos supreme which is just sour cream added, and the steak soft tacos.",
"That's like all fast food kind of. But with taco bell, there's really nothing else like it. It also doesn't get me sick, even if I stuff myself, while fast food burgers and a lot of other fast food would.",
"Can you imagine how much screaming there would be about government waste to \"buy snow plows for Alabama?\" It would be hundreds of millions of dollars for the state.",
"Faulkner University? ",
"One recently burned down near me in Ohio on Fields Ertle road..(to this same extreme). I wonder what taco bell is doing that causes their buildings to burn down because I have never heard or seen another fast food restaurant burn down like this. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HUhYCXoCxyw",
"Lived in VT for a long time, and there was only one taco bell in the state. Thank god it was near me. Had to walk through a mall to a food court, but I still did, it was well worth it.",
"Why isn't this the Taco Bell at Lindamar?",
"And to avoid the power lines. Its usually 4 or 5 yards is the no go zone unless it's off or insulated \n\n(This is only in some states)",
"I'm sorry for your loss",
"Plot twist, he lit this place up for sweet sweet karma. You monster. ",
"Need to re-watch.",
"Is this a way of introducing a new sauce?",
"I paid for my app to get rid of the ads. ",
"Please hurry, u/RealTacoBell.",
" “ba da ba ba bah!! im loving it!\"\n",
"I can carry stuff... and I’m a smart guy. I’m not black though 😒",
"Wendy’s is more likely to launch a square-burger attack on McDonalds 😆",
"no he posts in /r/4chan he just thinks anything involving autism is automatically funny",
"We have one here in Santa Rosa that was surrounded by an Arby’s and Kmart and somehow survived with the others burning down around it. RIP sweet prince",
"I’d burn down a fast food restaurant to have a 24 hour taco bell in my city ",
"It’s treason then. ",
"My condolences. ",
"Am i the only one that this pic reminded of COD MW2",
"The secret: it's people!\n\n\nEdit: damnit. wrong movie.",
"It's a Beowulf [chalupa!](https://i.imgur.com/eHL3dPM.gif)",
"Sorry for your loss brother... prayers out to you 🙏🏼🙏🏼",
"After the diarrhea goes away from the ground beef try it with beans instead of their trash meat. ",
"There's 3 Taco Bell's in the twin cities I live in and only 2 are open until 1 or 2 depending on the day. It's a cruel world ",
"Also look how high that thing goes, am redditor",
"The stopping distance with snow tires is significantly shorter. You don't need them right until you have that accident snow tires could have prevented.\n\nDon't endanger the people around you. Get snow tires. ",
"I moved to Hong Kong about a year ago from Canada, I miss the bell..",
"Sorry for your loss!",
"Uhh.. the Taco Bell in my town just burned down too. Coincidence or conspiracy?",
"I don’t care if it’s well done or a little burnt! I promise! JUST PLEASE SERVE!!!",
"There's going to be a candle light server for it this coming Saturday.",
"Another senseless tragedy in the ongoing Franchise Wars...",
"There’s also the whole thing about a lot of ems being private companies that’s left a sour taste in my mouth",
"I dont see it",
"I stop here every time I travel from Mobile to HSV! I'm so upset",
"This picture is so perfect. You can almost hear the guy yelling \"Noooooo!\" ",
"Reminds me of the Blue Cut fire in the cajon pass last year. The news began to report the mcd’s having caught fire and all of VVC began to mourn on Facebook because we had grown up knowing that Mcd’s was the sign we were almost home. \n\nThen it turned out it only got a bit hot and they only had to do minor repairs for a few weeks to get it back up and running. ",
"Shills",
"we need more 24hr taco bells in life",
"Electrical fire?",
"south park: the stick of truth",
"Did they forget to put the sauce in someone's bag?",
"Fire in the disco.",
"If you need to talk to someone, you can call the National Suicide Prevention Hotline (USA) at 1-800-273-TALK (8255) or Crisis Services Canada if you're in Canada 1.833.456.4566\n\nMy heart goes out to you and all the others struggling in this tough time.\n",
"):",
"Looks like taco hell",
"Could be many reasons, like the fear of him not coming home from work.\n\nEvery. Single. Day.",
"It will be rebuilt in one month",
"Want a Second opinion?",
"So very sorry for your pain,it hurts when a beloved hangout goes..source the may(Mayflower),Ottawa,circa last century",
"This guy wins the internet...\nShit i shouldnt assume gender....",
"Is it too soon to make flame broiled jokes?",
"Top 10 powerful photos taken after catastrophic events.",
"You can just say burned down.",
"Hey Terry how's that 24-hour Taco Bell doing?\n\nBAHNING!\n\nWhat?\n\nBAHNING!\n\nAw, Terry!",
"This looks like the opposite of coping but- we shall mourn in harmony for the struggle is indeed- real.",
"It also gives a burning sensation. Feels good at the moment but it hurts later.",
"Flower memorial will rise. Toy Chihuahuas and sauce packets....",
"https://i.imgur.com/h0ALeTz.jpg",
"Did everyone get out safely?",
"So this has been interesting to see. I actually work for the franchise who owns this one (we own all in the area), it may take awhile but they'll rebuild it. Until then Atlanta highway and Carmichael road are nearby.",
"Literally any mention of taco Bell gets me maybe wanting some. If it was rats I'd be disgusted since that affects food. A fire? What are they gonna do, burn my car down with some hot sauce?\n\nNot that I agree with the tin foil hat comment. ",
"Plenty of self hating fatties. My 190 lb sister who I am helping to lose weight makes tons of rude, inappropriate comments about people heavier than her. ",
"From the UK. What goods does this shop of miracles supply?",
"Here is the official position of Alabama GOP: climate change is not real and coal is a gift from God.",
"> 2.6 kilobaneposts.\n\nThat's a big post",
"With about eight ingredients, they can make about a dozen versions of pseudo-Mexican cuisine.",
"I call it Toxic Hell ... every time I eat there.",
"Go take the sign inside the door",
"And yet u keep going back",
"Butt your colon will thank you.",
"\"I want that ladder so high I can piss on the fire!\"",
":)",
"The fire probably started in the bathroom",
"Too much fire sauce :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"good night sweet prince",
"[Somebody warn the Disco](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2a4gyJsY0mc)",
"I feel your pain. ",
"F",
"That's why it never affected you. You had a shit diet. Anyone with a normal, healthy diet is in for a wild ride if they binge on Taco Bell. ",
"He kind of went maximum Robert Downey Jr with that role, which is why is acting is so good. With other roles he has to tone it down. ",
"New title: Amish man curses at closing of newly found Taco store",
"It's very old school and militaristic, so I said fuck you I'll do something else then",
"I'm going to have to dislike this... Sorry.",
"Forward\nMarch",
"Hardie? Shoulda stuck with that Pink Panther shit, bruh.",
"I guessing the melty cheese and toasty tortilla smell was glorious!",
"That's what the grape vines want you to think",
"if mountain dew tastes like weak lemonade to you you must be putting an insane amount of sugar and lemons in your lemonade.",
"On to healthier options.",
"Have you ever seen a dead cat in a tree? ",
"From... somewhere... like he totally did not start the fire",
"Bless your heart",
"From the corner of my eye, a single tear was shed.",
"“You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!”",
"Except, you know, every EMT and fireman telling me differently. Every single person they use narcan on says \"you killed my high\" and complains about it.\n\nI'm sorry for you that you had that experience of OD-ing, but I'm going off of what they (and nurses, etc) have said.",
"Except for the gun control people. They want the police there to protect you so that you don't need guns.",
"...how often do you think that happens?",
"Oh the place with the Flea Market ?",
"Correct. I revised my comment.",
"I was more commenting on flavour than sweetness also i suspect US & UK Lemonade are quite different.",
"Too bad you can't try a Taco Bueno, they are waaaay better than Taco Bell.",
"I am guessing someone busted ass around a lit flame?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rsriu6a_ukw",
"We also get to put the wet stuff on the hot stuff which is fun",
"Oh man. Having flashbacks to the great KFC fire in Augusta GA. Thanks.",
"It's not a bad neighborhood. It's more or less average. The problem is this is Ohio. ",
"Firefighter checking in here. From the picture there are two reasons I believe the ladder is set up in the fashion that it is:\n\n1) power lines, big metal ladder and power lines don’t mix\n2) there are no rescues to be performed via ladder on a building like this so it is set up for what we call “master stream” operations aka making lots of water come out of the ladder pipe. Now most ladder trucks can flow anywhere from 750-2000 gallons per minute of water from their nozzles and there is a good amount of forces involved when this occurs. Ladder trucks are designed to flow water at the 60-70-80 rule. This is 60 degrees, 70 feet and 80 psi, all of this helps put the force of the water back into the torque box of the truck as opposed to tipping the truck over. \n\nHope that helps explain!",
"Dont worry, it will be rebuilt in a few months. They self insure. Itll be bulldozed in a week and rebuilding will begin.",
"Tbh if i want real Tacos we have places for that in my city, only going to Taco Bell because i heard so much differing opinions about it over the years from Americans and we finally have it here.",
"it's like the worst food ever but it tastes great at 2am when you're drunk or stoned.",
"Sorry for your loss.",
"Good insurance will cover the damages.\n\n What is your job now?",
"This is exactly how I felt when I tried to watch Demolition Man last night and they replaced every Taco Bell with FUCKING PIZZA HUT!",
"No quiero Taco Bell.",
"I like the steak quesadilla, shits dank, but don't eat Taco Bell unless you are going to be near a toilet you like in a few hours ",
"Montgomerian here. Everyone is mourning this loss.",
"I'm sure your toilet is relieved.",
"I imagine him yelling \"You blew it up! Ah, damn you! God damn you all to hell!\"",
"Dog shit + tortilla = Taco Bell",
"DINKLEBERG! ",
"Mountain dew is unfit for human consumption. It's too bad you broke your mountain dew-less streak.\nThe US for some reason allows PepsiCo to put brominated vegetable oil in beverages, something that in mine and many other opinions does not belong in food in any quantity.\nSeveral years ago a young girl created lots of hype around getting PepsiCo to remove this shitty toxic ingredient, and they announced they would be removing it. Today, it is inexplicably still in the mountain dew.",
"Eh, it'll be rebuilt in like 3 days time hehe",
"MOST of the BMW lovers I know are far from elitist. They drive rusty 80s and 90s ones and beat the crap out of them at tracks. I suppose that's a different kinda bmw driver than you're used to (i.e. the ones who can hardly drive and bought a newer luxo-barge with trust money.)",
"I know what that feels like. The Taco Bell in my small town is currently in a sink hole where it has been for about 5 months. It doesn't look like it will ever get out.",
"The caramel apple empanadas are back I believe. My taco bell has them",
"Agreed, I want my tacos from someone who speaks Mexican.",
"Must have smelled fantastic.",
"Check out the area just on the other side of the interstate from Zelda then. ",
"I almost never went there either. But then last weekend I went to First Watch and the banana pancakes are worth dying for. ",
"Grew up in NH, moved to SC years ago. It happens so infrequently that there really isn’t a need for the equipment. For instance, yesterday we got a couple inches of snow. Today it will be mid 40’s, so it will all melt away. I used to laugh about it when I moved here, because I know how to drive in the snow. But because it sits on the road, it just freezes. Nobody can really drive when the roads are all ice. ",
"24 hour Taco Bell? This is what happens when you fly too close to the sun, your wings melt.",
"They were and remain quite popular. Im not surprised to hear they were wisely brought back. ",
"taco bell won the franchise wars. they will be back",
"Did the sky get food poisoning from the smoke?",
"Rip Taco Bell where will we get our shitty Mexican food now?",
"Ah true, and yeah I do know that it would be a waste of resources for the state to investigate snow equipment if it melts so quickly, and happens so infrequently.",
"Definitely from the South; or is a fireman.",
"They are avoiding the power lines and aiming the deck gun straight down into the fire.",
"My condolences. Thoughts and prayers and what not. ",
"Prepare to not have solid poops. ",
"The Cantina in Madison doesn't serve alcohol. Fucking Soglin. ",
"Taco Bell Executive years ago: We have mild and hot sauces let’s make a fire sauce...\n\nTaco Bell Corporate chef: okay\n\n————years later———-\nExecutive: We have fire sauce but some customers want something even hotter\n\nCorporate chef: I created Hell sauce!!! \n\n———years later———\nExecutive: we need something even hotter \n\nCorporate chef: I have an idea..\n\n.....\n.......\n..........\n\nExecutive: what did we do???? It’s burnt to the ground\n\nCorporate chef: we tried to play god that is what we did... ",
"0.5 for me. ",
"if it was waffle house they would still be open",
"So this happened to me once actually,\n\nI was going through a wendey's drive through, and when I went to the window to pay, a spark flew and set the place ablaze. At first I didn't understand how big a deal it was and was like \"Can you just come to the door?\" but when the trucks showed up I looked a little closer and I got out of there.",
"Coping by eating actual food?",
"That’s pretty gay for you think that and say that. So keep those images and thoughts in your head while your stuck in the closet. But hell enjoy your garbage food. Up to you. ",
"Well because your sister is insecure and her only motive is to hate others who remind her of herself. I just dislike the fast food industry because of what it’s become and what they do. As a personal trainer at a gym, I help others train and eat right. Just seeing people glorify garbage food annoys me and I can say whatever I want about it just like you guys can. But it’s hilarious the 3 of you calling me fat lol and in the complete opposite, so thank you for the laugh. ",
"In CT. Need more than an inch to stop us.",
"Thankfully laws on food hygiene and safety are quite strict in Britain which is partly why some American food products don't make it over here.",
"In my town, they're actually very over funded, with 5 star gyms and state-of-the-art equipment",
"And no, your family are not the outliers. We New Englanders are a hearty folk. Snow barely slows us down. ",
"I'm sitting in a taco bell right now eating a breakfast #18. ",
"Never said I liked it, I just don’t bash people for doing things they enjoy that don’t effect me, like you sucking penis. ",
"well geeze",
"Well that's good. I mean, I guess I could see that we're not the outliers by looking out the window while it's snowing.",
"hmmmm, retaliation?\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/BrbJq",
"Yeah, I was trying to judge by the amount on the road the morning the snow stops. I'm in CT as well, so I guess it's more then an inch then haha.",
"This is why you have to be careful with how much Fire Sauce you put on your taco!!",
"F",
"That’s because EMS is usually a private company contracted by the government, whereas the fire department is a public agency. ",
"F to pay respects ",
"As if on cue, a DOT truck just passed my house. Plow on the front, filled to the brim with sand. Plows still raised and it’s not throwing the sand...",
"good night, sweet prince ",
"\"I pulled up to order food, and they wouldn't even take my order! For no reason! And the employees were so rude, they kept screaming through the speaker about 'fire' and 'being burned alive in an inferno of doom'. Worst service ever!!!!\"\n\n-Someone on Yelp, probably ",
"You are thinking of mountain dew Baja blast, it's amazing. Come over to /r/tacobell if you need help with what to order. ",
"Howdy neighbor!",
"> Like, he saw the T-Bell, he saw the \"for rent\" sign, and put two and two together and came out with a Good Life Choice.\n\nMade my day. :-)",
"Looks like it's still standing to me. ",
"Yup now I want tbell. Brb",
"The good news is that maybe you'll finally be able to lose some weight.",
"The Fitzgeralds once lived in Montgomery near what is now Zelda road",
"Sir...you are the captain...",
"They tore down our campus Taco Bell and then adjusted the hours of the next closest one to close the dining room at 10. I'm confused and scared.",
"Farewell sweet prince.",
"It’s sad but true ",
"St. Albans has one now",
"Nice, I heard a second one was built someplace. When I lived there it was the one in the university mall, and that's it.",
"Yeah, St. Albans boomed a little bit. They have a huge Walmart there now and all sorts of new construction. Way more convenient for the Northern VT than going all the way down to Burlington",
"From my pops this morning.... RIP Zelda Bell https://imgur.com/p3chYlU",
"I grew up right behind JD off Carter Hill haha",
"In honor of your loss, I am going to go to Taco Bell today. I'll pour a Mountain Dew out for my homies (into my belly).",
"Mustof been the..... Fire sauce",
"Hahaha seriously. I smoke cigarettes cuz fuck it, right? We are all getting some weird lung diseases being in LA anyway.",
"I kind of liken fire safety to air safety. Every time there is some type of accident or catastrophe, it's investigated, and materials, codes, and education are improved to prevent it from happening again.",
"I think there is a hose that goes up along the ladder so that it can spray downward on the building.",
"Diabetes \"Merica FTW!",
"I can just see you riding up on your high horse with Nova riding shotgun confused because she doesn't know what you are talking about....",
"The store had closed due to the winter storm.",
"U U U U",
"He always finds a way. In your heart of hearts, you know this...",
"Time to buy it Dante and Randel ",
"Stay strong \n",
"I am really worried this is going to happen to my downtown Carl’s Jr. I worked there for years and it has frayed electrical wires everywhere.",
"Yeah. You’re gay. Enjoy that closet, kid. One day you’ll find the knob. ",
"Hey you’re the one sucking penis here. ",
"I’m from Mobile, and I had to triple check if this was Montgomery, AL because of the snow on the road. ",
"I can’t help you picture that in your head. Enjoy your gay thoughts. ",
"Enjoy being scared of being gay. ",
"Don't worry...\n\nfrom the ashes will rise a new Bell, one that is bigger, stronger, faster, cheesier.",
"French Vanilla ",
"I shared this with my friends because we have a Taco Bell, too. I didn't read the comments, so when one of my friends sent me a link to the fb event for the candle light vigil, I was like - no way that's the same TB. It was lol. A bunch of my AL friends are so saddened lol",
"No, because if you take “my friends and” out of the statement “I” doesn’t work. ",
"Someone \"accidently\" left a burner on",
"Person calling may have been vague and just said “a burning plane just landed” people here that and think of a jetliner ",
"St. Elmo's Fire ",
"The feeeeeels.",
"Do yourself a favor: be drunk when you try it.",
"That's because the victim was killed as target practice before the beltway shootings started happening. By logic, one would assume the law enforcement treated this as a homicide to be eventually solved. There was no reason for the press to headline the lone murder at the time.",
"You know what tho get the taco bell breakfasts it's just tortilla eggs and cheese you can't really go wrong..\n\nI'll usually get two potato fiesta burritos ... the sausage pattys are ok and the breakfsst crunch wrap is king .. hash brown patty, sausage patty, eggs and cheese.. but the diced sausage in the burritos are gross\n\nAlso use the spicy hot sauce to break up the grease and cheese u can feel it pierce the solid chunk of melted grease in ur stomach I'm sure it helps with digestion on the way in..",
"#Notallfires",
"Alright then fatty lol. ",
"Why do firefighters bother putting out fires like that?\n\nI mean everything in the building is clearly already toast, and there is enough separation between buildings that there is no risk of the fire spreading.\n\nMight as well sit back and watch it burn.",
"I thought the guy typed Labrador, so I sat here trying to find the dog in the pic before giving up and checking the replies :/",
"Good one, queer boy. ",
"This is my favorite Taco Bell 😭\nNow I have to drive to Carmichael Rd... nobody wants to do all that! ",
"I do love me some dick. ",
"Why'd the fire department bust those two holes in the brick structure between the doors? Curious...",
"Hey, know what? That would make a great band name, you know that? And now.....here they are....we've waited long enough...With their new hit single. \"Unecessarily High\"",
"Si. Montgomerian here.",
"What? Do you have any idea how popular these services are in areas like NYC? It's literally all people order dinner through uber, seamless etc. How do you know the dude delivering your pizza didn't poison it? This has been a thing for like 60 years now....",
"yea just becuase its a thing dosent mean theres not some mentally ill fucker out there putting his secret ingredent all over your food.\nhes alone with your food in his car for aleast 20 minutes he could posion your food or anything. im not lazy as fuck all go pick it up direct and save the chance of a serial killer posining my chicken ",
"And what makes you think the minimum wage idiot making your food can't do the same? Some magical shit only happens with delivery drivers and not the actual people handling the food? be more paranoid, you can't. Just for example of ONE delivery company. GrubHub, has 267,500 AVERAGE daily users. That's just one company. But tell me more about how you know something apparently no one else in the world does.",
"considering ive been in charge of cooking in fast food type enviorments i can safely say i know way more than your narrow square glasses hot dog eating ass.\n\nbut please tell me some more about how i dont know what goes on in fast food :) ",
"I was referring to the Paramedics in the fire department. Where I am all EMS 911 is done by fire Paramedics.",
"The fire department has their own ambulances for transport? Are you in an extremely rural community?",
"So because you've worked in one fast food place you've worked in them all? Amazing that doesn't bother you but delivery drivers do. Continue to enjoy your pathetic shitty life. ",
"The reason most ems is Private is that most EMS is not 911. for every 911 call, there are tens if not hundreds of dialysis patients, doctors appointment, hospital to nursing home transfers, discharges and so on that all require an ambulance. Should the city really be responsible for all of them? This is big city of course.\n\nIn a small town, the government often times don't have the funding to operate their own EMS so they let privates fill in the gaps and figure out how to get paid, so the government doesn't have to.",
"No, I'm actually in one of the biggest cities in the United States. Most Fire stations here have at least 1 or 2 ambulances running 24 7.",
"And the fire department owns and operates those ambulances, with firefighters driving and riding them both ways to the scene and to the hospital? That's fascinating. Usually it's a company like AMR or the like who's operating them.",
"Yep. well, a lot of the time the paramedics are not firefighters. You can be a firemedic here and do both fire and paramedic, usually on a rotating schedule. Or you can just be a Paramedic working for the Fire department and only do EMS, but get the perks for being a city employee and having a firehouse as your base if you get any downtime. The private companies here do not do any 911 calls, only ift, except for the critical care units.",
"i make more money than you asshole :) \n\nzero debt wbu no mortgage wbu \n\nyea i have more than you :) ",
"And you know this how? Because you're some loser in his moms basement with a fast food job? My monthly train pass to NYC probably costs more than what you make in 2 weeks. But tell yourself whatever you want to keep your lower class self happy :) ",
"Very acceptable answer. The fauxness of building facades these days chaffs my hide! /s",
"Insurance companies, middle management, and executives.",
"Ugh I was so sad when tore down my college taco bell... rest well, sweet prince.\n\nI feel you, OP",
"92k upvotes\n\nAbsolute garbage. You dorks who enable this shit make me feel good about life 😂",
"you have a house and a mortgage therefore you have no money :) \n\nbtw fast food managers make a fuck ton of money. my bonus is probably more than your entire round trip ",
"Tacos favoritos on mt mieggs. Cash only. ",
"That’s a fair and reasonable insight. Thanks",
"This is the first time I've seen evidence of fellow Reddit people in my area, and I can't believe this taco bell from Alabama is on the front page.",
"Yea i don’t blame you man, he said she said is much more reliable then hearing from someone that knows what youre actually talking about. I understand why you wouldnt take my word, but “you killed my high” and being put into immediate withdrawal after well pretty much dying, make two very different lights of the subject. In no way am i defending drug abuse and advise anyone going through drug addiction or know someone, do something before its too late. I still enjoyed your orginal comment though, just my 2¢",
"This clearly has to do with the fact that they made fun of the illumaniti in their most recent commercial.",
"1. Direct quote from *Planet of the Apes* and/or *Archer*.\n\n2. This isn't your brother's Christian Minecraft server, kid. Welcome to Reddit.",
"Ah true",
"your wronger.",
"We love dick, but atleast we ain't fat like smoothieboiiiii",
"Definitely #1 though.\nWas beginning to think no one else watched Archer.\n\nA brief stroll down my comment history will show that I'm no Christian, and use a gratuitous amount of profanity myself.",
"Checked comments specifically to confirm this was not the one in Cheney, Washington",
"I'm sorry... Did you just say... People drove up to a BURNED UP building... and tried to order food?",
"With milk.",
"Haven't you suffered enough?",
"Relaxxxxxx",
"I'll relax when you stop being wrong and blurting out unrelated comments.",
"Guess you won't be relaxing anytime soon getting so worked up about a meaningless comment. Have a great life sucker! ",
">when your adversary inadvertently burns themself with their shitty comeback\n\nI live for these moments. Too bad an innocent taco bell had to burn for this. ",
"Fire at the disco",
"Came here looking for this",
"I just saw this today! We were on our way to Five Guys and I was like \"HOLY SHIT WTF\". Scared the mess outta my husband. RIP sweet bb. ",
"I know Petco isn't 24hours but they serve the same quality dog food as TacoBell ",
"Probably not the last time you'll have several inches at night.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/7s380k/montgomery_alabama_mourns_local_taco_bell_with/?st=JCPQJX5P&sh=c03b691b",
"We will rebuild. We must. ",
"Man I do not want to go to the Carmichael road one for sure!! I guess I will just go to Zaxbys next door till it’s rebuilt better!! ",
"Solidarity from a fellow Montgomerian who went to that Taco Bell when I lived in town.",
"http://m.wsfa.com/wsfa/db_330846/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=qFV82ezG",
"Fans hold candlelight vigil for Taco Bell destroyed in fire http://www.wsfa.com/story/37317956/fans-hold-candlelight-vigil-for-taco-bell-destroyed-in-fire",
"This is one of the more devastating things I've ever seen on Reddit.",
"We had one just down the street from my dorm. I feel your pain... or is that the Fire Sauce?",
"This actually made me sad for you guys! ",
"Just saw this and laughed way too hard at it.\n\nI should probably sleep.",
"Duchess?",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[PsBattle: This man morning the loss of his Taco Bell](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7r7blp/psbattle_this_man_morning_the_loss_of_his_taco/) | 4 | 12^dys | photoshopbattles | 4\n[PsBattle: Worst Day of this Stoner's Life](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7r672i/psbattle_worst_day_of_this_stoners_life/) | 4 | 12^dys | photoshopbattles | 4\n[PsBattle: Burned Out Taco Bell](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/7r54do/psbattle_burned_out_taco_bell/) | 4 | 13^dys | photoshopbattles | 2\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/r/pics/comments/7r50z0/the_24_hour_taco_bell_that_got_me_and_my_friends/)*",
"Much like how the band on Titanic played as they sank in the movie, spoiler alert, I'm imagining a rap Studio burning down and a bunch of rappers diss tracking fireman who failed to save them"
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The 24 hour Taco Bell that got me and my friends through college tragically burned down last night. We're coping the best we can.
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"How retarded.",
"dudes face to the left says it all",
"The difference in facial expressions between the first and last pictures is chilling. You can see how enthralled she is in the music her face looks focused and passionate. The stoic look on her face at the end is just heartbreaking.",
"A nipple outrages America!",
"And they call westerners barbaric",
"That's a \"This is the last fucking time we play in Iran\" face if I've ever seen one. What a backwards-ass country ",
"Third world religions for the win!"
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Chinese musician visiting Iran is stopped mid-performance for her head to be covered after her hijab fell off.
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"Someone hates OCD people ",
"Why would they do that?",
"It's a doctor's office....I want to say something but I feel like it's a test",
"Is pony",
"what are they ebem trying, feels like there'sore than 1 off...",
"Looks like a tangram that needs to be rearranged.",
"Hahaha “ seems you’ve noticed the pattern on the floor , congratulations , you’ve passed the test, now would you follow me to the special waiting room ",
"Yes. You know how Certain Programs (that will remain nameless) will consume all available resources on your computer, leaving nothing else for any of the other programs? Well, if I were there, and spotted tha tile pattern, my brain would do that and totally lock me up to where someone would have to come carry me out. \"Is that supposed to be some kind of Tangram animal? Is there a simple single move that would make it symmetrical? Are there (God forbid) any other instances elsewhere in the room? Are they the same, or different? If different, in what way(s)? Etc. etc. etc.",
"Is this a pediatrician's office…? I'm pretty sure I've been there. "
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Does this tile layout bother anyone else?
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"Nice! What vehicle is it?\n",
"2003 Acura TL Type S. Original engine and most parts. Rebult tranny twice though.",
"Gotta love Honda!",
"Built to last, not just a saying anymore. ",
"Transmission problems seem to be Honda's Achilles heel, their most common mechanical failure seems to be the transmission. \n\nHonda does a great job with their engines, wish they could do the same with their transmissions. \n\nI have 175k on my Odyssey, the transmission blew out all of its ATF about 10k ago, all I did was refill it and it's been working fine since. \n\nHope it stays that way for a while longer.",
"I agree, it's very common for their transmissions to go bad. This one went bad at 100k and the guy had it rebuilt. Then he did it again at 200k just in case.\n\nI think I need to check the fluid as it's been jumpy lately.",
"Built to last with a twice rebuilt tranny?"
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250K miles and still going strong.
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"We've got the powah!",
"Not just trucks, they're sending a crew of 50 that'll use those trucks as they help to restore power around the island. The crew will work for 20 days, then be replaced with another crew of 50 that'll work for another 20 days. \n\n",
"I heard they were sending crews, but didn’t know the exact details. That’s amazing.",
"Huh, Oklahoma did something right. ",
"We're kinda the A team at dealing with power outage remediation",
"Is this at the port of Catoosa? (Or is that even still open?)",
"I believe this is Lake Charles Louisiana. And yes, the Port of Catoosa is still open. Thriving any many ways."
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OKLAHOMA Electric company sending 50 trucks to Puerto Rico:
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"If you are Claire then please share them with us. ",
"Her tits or the note made you smile?\n",
"Both...."
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Made me smile :)
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"Very romanticized, but lovely.",
"this painting is actually by vladimir volegov lol",
"Dammit :P\n\nHappy cake day. It is a beautiful painting. :)",
"tis very nice! Thank you <3"
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Oil Painting By Pino Daeni
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"Man that’s rough. ",
"The giant whale in the middle of the field almost made me overlook the drunk field maintenance guy's handiwork.",
"Learned about r/notmyjob today "
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He’s at the 20, he’s at the 15, he’s at the 12, he’s at the 9, touchdown!
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"What is the \"drawing\" of ?",
"It’s like a anime angel wrapped in her own wings and my initials in the back",
"Wow. Don't knock it -- that's about ten million times better than anything *I* ever managed to make in 8th grade shop class. "
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I was surprised to learn my mom still had this wooden box I made by hand in 8th grade shop class. I remember being so proud of this accomplishment. (Circa 1999)
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"This is normal sized. I've found some as big as a cat",
"I can palm a basketball, the picture is a bit skewed. I have never seen a cat sized toad, that would be pretty cool.",
"This is not a large toad by any measure"
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I found one of the biggest toads I had seen last year.
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"Well done! Beautiful. ",
"Those are gorgeous. Are they flavored?",
"Thank you! And they are just plain. I think I will use chocolate ganache as the filling! ",
"Thank you!\n",
"I've gotta make some this Sunday, any advice/ recipes you wanna share please?",
"I work at a bakery and I have been learning to make these. It takes patience and practice. My main tip is to make sure they are not undermixed or they will not be smooth. Definitely sift your dry ingredients. Have fun!! Good Luck! :)\n",
"Almost too pretty to eat! (*Almost*.)",
"Excuse me but these are true french macarons :\n\nhttps://i1.wp.com/frenchmoments.eu/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/Macarons-des-S%C5%93urs-Macarons-Nancy-%C2%A9-French-Moments-06.jpg\n\nNo fancy flavours or colours and from my pov a million times tastier ! ;)"
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My best batch of French Macarons yet!
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"I thought the fourth one was always a goose?",
"Yup, that quacked me up.",
"This is sexist. You’re leaving out all of the important Duckesses. ",
"It's true. Queen Elizabeth II, the current reigning mallard on England, is also the current Duck of Normandy (for some reason they don't usually refer to her title as \"Duckchess\").",
"/u/FishToaster, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule I - No comics, maps or infographics.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/FishToaster&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r5gh7/know_your_history/?context=10\\))",
"Ah, sorry- I missed the comic rule while skimming the sidebar. Apologies!"
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"TIL Nebraskans ride their cows to Staples. ",
"Whats it like living in Nebraksa tbh?",
"It’s very slow paced, and is about 10 years behind the rest of the world.",
"Isn't it too cold to be letting the cows out of the barn now?",
"There are 6.5 million cows in Nebraska alone. I don’t think that’s feasible.",
"Look at all those chickens ",
"Could also be Iowa. ",
"I mean I just assumed they barned them up for most of the winter. They can handle the cold weather we've been getting?",
"I think they can handle it, but I’m not a rancher, so I couldn’t tell you for sure.",
"I own my house for 10k\n",
"How far are people? Hospital? ... Walmart? ",
"I don't know where you lived in Nebraska, but that was not my experience in Omaha.",
"its below 50 in my apartment because my landlord insists there is nothing wrong with the heater.",
"btwy, nice",
"Tornadoes... enough said",
"I used to work at staples in Alberta and it was the same thing. One side of the street has a shopping center, and the other side has a cattle farm. Small town Alberta is interesting. ",
"I live about 500 miles from Omaha.",
"How's traffic?",
"Im almost positive that im looking at a picture of cows outside.\n\nwhat a weird road you are on.",
"Can confirm. Am Iowan, we have Staples.",
"WTF is traffic? walmart is 30 min away. hopsital ~35 min (we have ambulance in town with emt's though) city pop 291 people.\n"
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Only in Nebraska...
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"What is in the center of the trees?",
"This was taken using a drone, so the guy filming decided to lay in the middle of all the trees",
"Makes sense! ",
"Fibonacci sequence ",
"Sacred geometry "
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Symmetry In The Forest
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"A fire happened here?",
"power washing coal",
"What does the other guy do?"
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Getting worn out just looking at this
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[
"Bender: [as Hermes escapes the burning house] He did it! \n\n[House explodes behind Hermes] \n\nBender: And he's not looking back at that cool explosion! He's a hero!\n\n",
"\"They thought it was a false alarm.....\"",
"His bum is on fire! ",
"That's a bad case of kitty indigestion...",
"He probably knocked some dangerous chemicals on the floor. ",
"Catplosion!",
"CATastrophe!",
"They blow things up and walk awaaayyyyyy",
"/r/PhotoshopBattles ",
"JJ Tabby - keyboard solo!",
"It looks likes the cat is wearing a little chef hat",
"then what is it doing looking at you?\n",
"Where was this taken?",
"Looks like he's wearing a puffy grey chef's hat.",
"I thought that's where I was for a minute.",
"*right?!* ",
"\"Turns out it was a CATastrophe.\"",
"the disaster creates the picture bomb ",
"Thought this was one of those old Casey Jones steam cats",
"Thats that mouse taken care of lets find another one lol",
"He seems to be fuming about something .",
"Or reposts."
] | 22 |
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Cool cats don't look at natural disasters
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/r/pics/comments/7r5mwo/my_friends_have_a_bunch_of_goats_heres_the_runt/
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[
"\"Stuntie\"",
"\"Goatopia\" haha, awesome",
"How long did it take you to come up with that name?",
"Now you have to post a video of him hopping around. Pretty please?"
] | 4 |
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My friends have a bunch of goats. Here’s the runt of newborns. His name is “Runtie”.
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/r/pics/comments/7r5q3a/ive_jump_over_my_camera_with_a_2second_timer_and/
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[
"This is pretty cool ",
"The photo turned out awesome.",
"Nice pelfie.\n\nBut seriously, that's a terrific photo. ",
"Sell this pic to Journeys for a million bucks. Or whatever relevant style is cool these days.",
"I love everything about this. ",
"> Journeys\n\nahah good idea, you know someone who works there? hehe",
"It's like you're some sort of forest super hero. Well done.",
"Dope. I expect to see this reposted soon.",
"Awesome capture. ",
"inb4 u/gallowboob repost\n",
"!dreambot",
"I'll need proof.",
"How many tries did it take?",
"I like it, but I hate your self promotion in the title. ",
"Wow this is incredible!",
"It looks like you’re launching warp speed out of the forest.",
"Now do the invisible box challenge ",
"It makes me brain hurt.",
"That's a Mulan air kick if I've ever seen one. ",
"This is an awesome picture! It's the unexpected moments that makes a great photo.",
"Made the Jump to LightSpeed I see",
"Cool kicks",
"Looks like you are a mile above the ground. ",
"Probably should watermark that before it's stolen. Nice work. ",
"I still don't get how people take these amazing pictures. I still have trouble trying to take a selfie with my phone.",
"That’s so cool ",
"Something tells me if I just set my phone on the ground and tried this, it would not turn out this way.",
"is this an r/accidentalwesanderson?",
"Very different perspective which turned out well. As a side note, I'm glad you had clothes on.",
"TBH I tend to downvote \"*look at my picture!*\" posts.\n\nBut this one's pretty frikken awesome.\n\nUpvote for you.",
"Question, how do you get the trees to look like that? Fisheye lens? ",
"Way2go boi"
] | 32 |
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I've jump over my camera with a 2-second timer and this happened - @refinedmoment
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/r/pics/comments/7r5rsq/young_man_simply_said_he_liked_that_construction/
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[
"Kid: Guy who took picture of me. I like your phone sir.\n\nEdit: word",
"Does that hat say Rape?? ",
"Looks like HYPE to me",
"Pape\n",
"Pape. Some sort of construction company, I assume. ",
"This made my heart smile. I'm happy you got to see this Good moment. ",
"Forklift and Equipment (Bulldozer and Backhoe) repair ",
"“Nice rape hat”."
] | 8 |
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Young man simply said he liked that construction workers hat and without thinking twice the guy took it off and put it on his head, said “Its all yours, bud.” Good moment.
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/r/pics/comments/7r5sfi/my_cat_got_a_star_trek_jersey_for_christmas/
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[
"Felis cattus is your taxonomic nomenclature...",
"ok, where can I get these?",
"And of course since it's a cat the jersey is in command gold.",
"We like to call her sulu these days."
] | 4 |
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My cat got a Star Trek jersey for Christmas
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/r/pics/comments/7r5swq/local_hero/
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[
"Wouldnt be easy assuming that gender",
"What part of Oahu is this on?",
"Not Oahu. Not even close.",
"Molokai? Maui?",
"No sorry, wrong continent.",
"Ah. Well then.",
"Ahh, a union job foreman in the wild.\n\nHow fortunate a day it is to witness such a breathtaking creature in its natural habitat!"
] | 7 |
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Local Hero
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/r/pics/comments/7r5tr1/the_impressive_musculature_of_a_gorilla/
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[
"He has been skipping leg days again",
"I hear George Takei...\"muss-kew-lay-ture\"",
"Do you even lift bro? ",
"Whoah, I never gave you permission to use my picture.",
"He put extra in shoulders tho.",
"Donkey Kong was never the same when they took Diddy. ",
"Hey now ",
"rip harambe ",
"I wish we could see how one of these things would go up against a bear or a lion or a hippo.",
"And impressively, its from a mainly vegetarian diet",
"What would happen if a gorilla started juicing and lifting weights?",
"It’d have a fighting chance against a lion but it’d get destroyed by a bear or a hippo.",
"Forearm work too!!"
] | 13 |
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The impressive musculature of a Gorilla
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/r/pics/comments/7r5uhb/cougar_near_the_hollywood_sign/
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[
"Photo taken by Steve Winter (Wildlife Photojournalist) in Griffith Park at the eastern end of the Santa Monica Mountains.",
"AMAZING Photograph!! 🤭😦😀♥️♥️",
"Probably headed to the Viper Room to pick up a young guy",
"I know some celebrities I recommend as highly tasty. ",
"I was hoping for Teri Hatcher...like I do every night",
"Are they called cougars in the States? I thought we called them cougar's up here in Canada and you guys down south called them mountain lions??",
"I like her necklace. ",
"I think the terms are interchangeable, depending on where in the country you are. Mountain Lion is the term I’m more familiar with.",
"Wait, that's not Kevin Spacey.",
"Whenever I see an animal with a tracking collar, I always immediately think of [this Far Side Cartoon...](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/da/ce/8c/dace8c9b4afbd8fc11d68b8c61732e56.jpg)",
"Was only in the past year I've realised they were the same cat. Always thought they were different beasts.",
"I believe there are plans to build a land bridge near that area so that cougars/mountain lions can cross over the highway more easily ",
"Wait, I thought that was a Puma? /s",
"If this was GTA 5 he'd be a dead man",
"The Hollywoo sign. FTFY",
"Spotted because his forest is getting raped",
"What caused [all those bumps near the base of its neck](https://i.imgur.com/BgesuKp.jpg)? \n\n",
"Gary Larson is my favorite writer. I've always loved his comics I've had 2 sets of the complete far side. I think my favorite one is \"henry never knew what hit him\" his humor is right up my alley",
"Makes me think of a wholesome pop-up ad saying, \"cougars near your area\".",
"I think a puma is some sort of shoe. Maybe they're made of cougar? :s",
"That's P22, she was discovered when she snuck into the La Zoo and ate a Koala Bear. After that happened they tagged her, she's the only Cougar in Griffith Park. I know because I was a tour guide in Griffith Park in 2017, I made sure to scare everyone with the story of P22 before they joined me in the hike. ",
"[we like to call em coogs](https://i.pinimg.com/736x/07/2d/d1/072dd1e02664378f6ae80dc0c1db0b93.jpg)",
"How clever.",
"What in sam hill is a puma?",
"also, panther",
"I've heard them called cougars and mountain lions interchangeably here in the Midwest.",
"Nice way to start a hike lol",
"We call them whatever we want you commie. ",
"There are a jillion names for the one cat. It’s crazy. ",
"coog’d it",
"https://i.imgur.com/fQh2s3X.gif",
"Pretty sure it's Sam Hill. ",
"No way, hippy.",
"Such an affectionate, personal name to give a cougar. ",
"This would actually make a great poster for 'The Neon Demon'. ",
"Tomorrow top reddit post: Cougar accused of sexual assault. ",
"You the day tour guide or the night tour guy? ",
"She is one beefy cat. So LA, probably hits up Equinox.",
"You're thinking puma. Panther means a black coloured cat, like a black [jaguar](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/f/fc/Jaguar.jpg/1200px-Jaguar.jpg) or [leopard](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/5e/Blackleopard.JPG).",
"That's one fancy cat because Equinox is not cheap...",
"Griffith Park is great. But I'm definitely not hiking it really early in the morning or really late at night.",
"It sounds like the name of a secret government project to turn animals into weapons. P22 hasn't been activated yet. Or has it?",
"Hollywoo Mountain Lions and Cougars: What Do They Eat? Do They Eat Things?? Let's Find Out! ",
"This actual picture is at the National Geographic gallery at Caesar's Palace.",
"I read the title then was disappointed by the pic...\n\n*Oh.. THAT kind of cougar. \nPic is beautiful though. ;)",
"My guess would be bird shot, but not certain.",
"sorry if I had been close enough to take this picture I would be calling it nice kitty kitty while thinking oh shit while I did that in my pants. gopros with remote triggers are so cool.",
"See Florida Panther https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Florida_panther",
"I think it should be Le Zoo\n\nZoo is masculine",
"someone tweet this to joe rogain STAT",
"arghhh what is that from?!",
"I did a 9:30am to noon and a 4:30 to 7pm it switched depending on the day. ",
"Are you a Ryan Seacrest type?",
"I was expecting Sharon Stone",
"Why would they allow a cougar back out in the public to roam freely in a park? Unless does a park mean something different in LA than it does where I'm from?",
"Griffith park is kind of like a semi natural reserve.",
"It’s a wild animal, not a pet.",
"Is it ok to call it a leopard",
"Oh that kind of Cougar. ",
"Even wild animals that are tracked get names in a lot of cases. Happens all the time at nature preserves. Remember Cecil the lion?",
"We don't talk about it, no more.",
"Look carefully at the photo... P22 is actually the size of a large bus. She has been genetically engineered to hunt dinosaurs that have escaped a certain island off the coast of South America.\n\nGood luck and good hunting P22, America is counting on you!",
"Do cougars pose much of a threat to humans? In uk so not got anything comparable here really",
"Nobody calls them cougar is in Canada.",
"The size of a bus? Look at how small it makes the *HOLLYWOOD* sign look. This is America's answer to Godzilla.",
"Yes, I’m well aware. People love to give names to wild animals and anthropomorphize them. \n\nAnd before you jump on me about Cecil, I think that guide should have had the book thrown at him and I disdain calling the trigger puller a ‘hunter’ in situations like that. \n\nHowever the frequency of people anthropomorphizing animals seems to be increasing while our general connection to nature is decreasing. All too often it’s leading to conflict with proper science based wildlife management in favor of emotional reaction and decision making. ",
"We actually have a lot of cougars living in the area, so all the names are some P-(number).\n\nThis picture is several years old, from an old National Geographic article. A few of the cougars have been hit and killed on the freeways over the last couple years.\n\nI believe p-22, (the one pictured), is still at Griffith, and survived a bout of mange about 2 years ago. Mange happened because of Rat Poison moving up the food chain.\n\nI hike there all the time, and even sneak up to hike at night, as well as work on TV shows over night in the hillside. Its safe.\n\n I would be much more worried about the roaming packs of Coyotes. They really give no fucks about people. I almost hit one riding my bike down the hill at night. I used to sneak up the road at night, when the gates are closed to cars. Then I would turn my headlight off on my bicycle and bomb the hill by moonlight. You can easily see the road, but I missed a Coyote by 3 feet going about 30mph. If I hit him and was badly injured, or unconscious, I have a feeling I would be winning a Darwin award for being eaten by a pack of Coyotes in the City.",
"I thought it was going to be a photo of Jenny McCarthy",
"Might be healing / embedded birdshot, might be benign tumors from age or ticks, might be something else entirely. Wild animals are pretty gross, to be honest.",
"My rural Missouri students used to call them panthers. (And, remember, Twain called them catamounts.)\n",
"You're taking this far too seriously"
] | 73 |
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Cougar near the Hollywood sign
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/r/pics/comments/7r5yb5/1_upvote_1_pat_on_the_head_and_calling_a_good_boy/
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[
"What does a downvote get?",
"negative pats.",
"Neutered ",
"Nothing but he gets fewer pats",
"Slaps",
"/u/theawesomeaardvark, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for votes. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/theawesomeaardvark&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r5yb5/1_upvote_1_pat_on_the_head_and_calling_a_good_boy/?context=10\\))"
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1 upvote = 1 pat on the head and calling a good boy
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/r/pics/comments/7r5yq2/city_lights_and_a_starry_night_sky/
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[
"Sedona?",
"Yep",
"A river of lights "
] | 2 |
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City lights and a starry night sky
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/r/pics/comments/7r60bn/this_ball_can_be_used_for_cooking_the_effect_is/
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[
"Huh?",
"I'm assuming this means that you put something inside and cook it as if the ball was a pot or pan.",
"Most cooking involving balls is usually not a good idea. \n\nAlso...\n\nwhat?",
"Those look like those things my grandmother used to have in her freezer instead of ice cubes. There was a liquid inside a little ball like that and you'd freeze them then pop em in your drink. They'd last about 5 fucking minutes before it was a floating piece of plastic in your drink. ",
"Heat them first then put them in a pot for slow cooking? Or, just to take up space?"
] | 5 |
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This ball can be used for cooking, the effect is good?
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/r/pics/comments/7r60cl/took_a_peek_outside_my_window_just_now_to_notice/
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[
"Just a couple of inches, must be Louisiana. ",
"I'm actually in Cumbria",
"Now *they* know. "
] | 3 |
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Took a peek outside my window just now to notice my street was tucked in a frozen blanket~
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/r/pics/comments/7r6261/this_is_the_type_of_weather_that_shuts_down/
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[
"OH MY GOD! I PRAY YOU GOT TO THE STORE FOR BREAD MILK EGGS!",
"This was my backyard at around 2pm. There was no school today and there is no school tomorrow",
"#WeWillRebuild",
"How will we ever recover?\n\nThoughts and prayers",
"Dude, seriously. I live in the birth part of Louisiana, and on Tuesday no one even cam to work except me. I only have lived here about a year. Everyone drives a lifted truck, but won't drive on a quarter inch of snow ",
"What the actual fuck",
"School's are closed due infrastructure issues, not the ice or snow. Constant running water and electricity are needed to run a school, or else the public complains they are safer at home. Schools are closed to not take on the liability of being less safe than at home. ",
"Has FEMA been alerted? "
] | 8 |
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This is the type of weather that shuts down Louisiana schools for two straight days
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/r/pics/comments/7r6410/a_photo_i_took_of_my_dog_eating_a_goat_leg/
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[
"Werewolf?",
"Bear? Bear.",
"Not quite. https://i.imgur.com/3USm8O7.jpg",
"\"Where's the goat?\" ",
"He looks content. ",
"Big bear."
] | 7 |
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A photo I took of my dog eating a goat leg.
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/r/pics/comments/7r68dp/louis_glover/
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[
"feet are too big for the shoes.",
"Hot ",
"She has feet?",
"i left out all pronouns on purpose I wasn't sure. lol",
"She's hot. I admire her confidence. It's really sexy"
] | 5 |
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Louis Glover.
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/r/pics/comments/7r6ago/kingfisher_taken_by_adrian_tan_at_satay_by_the/
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[
"\"I miss being a dinosaur.\"",
"Sorry, I hope he gives it back.",
"Who doesn’t :( ",
"Me too, me too. ",
" https://imgur.com/gallery/lVWOY",
"https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/LsJY3bS",
"https://i.imgur.com/6psfj5c.png",
"Grr you’ve beaten me this time ! "
] | 8 |
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Kingfisher taken by Adrian Tan at Satay By The Bay, Singapore.
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/r/pics/comments/7r6bcg/for_my_birthday_my_best_friend_got_me_50_gift/
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[
"Omg how many flash keychains do you have? I love the flash and I have one of those but never found the reverse flash. Glad to know they’re on clearance!",
"They kept the receipt to show you how many dollars they love you. That's alot of love baby",
"You want the reverse flash one? It's yours. You have a carrier pigeon?",
"It seems like it'll become an instant tradition"
] | 4 |
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For my birthday my best friend got me $50 gift under the theme of "Clearance"
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/r/pics/comments/7r6c7u/this_lake_is_shaped_like_a_fox_self_portrait/
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"Fox lake...",
"Loving the couple with the Hudson's Bay blanket. "
] | 5 |
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This lake is shaped like a fox! Self portrait, Peyto Lake at dusk. (OC)
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/r/pics/comments/7r6cbb/stone_stairs_worn_from_years_of_footsteps_and_rain/
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[
"and slinkies?",
"People were hard on it...",
"Just going to assume there's a Dairy Queen at the top of the stairs ",
"You cant fool me OK, those are all butt-prints.\n",
"I've been there! It's an amazing ruin! The restored fireplace, big enough for several people to sit inside around the fire, was also memorable. I love this photo: it's so atmospheric. "
] | 5 |
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Stone stairs worn from years of footsteps and rain
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/r/pics/comments/7r6e4s/now_i_know_why_my_heel_hurts/
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[
"How long has your foot been trying to kill you?",
"About a few years. But nothing this bad. Always wear arch support! ",
"Yea that spur gunna hurt a bit. Whats up with the marble by your toes though?",
"Please tell me you're getting surgery",
"Ha ha. I dunno. Should I be worried?! ",
"What is that? What happened?.....\n\nedit: just looked it up. Didn't know this was a thing. Guess it's just another thing to be on the lookout for",
"Is it the pointy bone thats doing it? Explain for us please",
"Its a heel spur. Dr says its from me wearing flats all these years with no arch support. ",
"The pointy thing is poking the ligament causing the pain. ",
"Try to prevent it! Wear proper shoes with adequate support! This has been an expensive pain! ",
"That will be the last resort. ",
"Are you a platypus?",
"Apparently, evolving into one! Lol ",
"Good to know, thank you. My current concern is Morton's Neuroma from wearing rock climbing shoes too tightly (it isn't too bad since I've learned to wear them a bit looser). ---Make sure your shoes have enough room in the toe box!!",
"Thanks! \n\nFunny thing is the Specialist said the best shoe for me is hiking boots. ",
"Rock climbing shoes are different from hiking boots if that's what you're suggesting. I'd think that hiking boots provide great support overall since they're meant to be used for walking long distances",
"Yes I meant hiking boots. Thx",
"Are... are you the wolverine of feet?",
"you should develop that until you can walk backward up a tree.",
"Ha ha! I was a pretty good tree climber as a kid. ",
"does it hurt much? I had something similar in the back of my hand years ago and when a tendon snapped across it it'd light up so bad I couldn't use the hand for a while. Perfectly fine after surgery to remove it though.",
"It’s very painful. :( I’m ready to chop off my foot. ",
"Ouch! How long has that red arrow been stuck there? Hospital get you some tweezers? ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Why does this occur?",
"I think that's what they call \"ball of foot\".",
"Thank you for this"
] | 27 |
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Now I know why my heel hurts!
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/r/pics/comments/7r6euq/took_apart_my_old_tv_it_must_have_been_over_a/
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[
"Careful. There’s things in there that can bite you even after unplugging.",
"OP, unless you like the taste of burning nickels, and the smell of 3rd degree skin burns, I'd suggest you be careful around that tube and those capacitors. ",
"...and you almost died and didn't know it.",
"A decade is not really that long..",
"Dude 10 years ago was 2008, flat screens were the norm. That shit is like 30 years old.",
"Iirc, the last CRTs made were around 2005.",
"That's nuts",
"I made sure to attempt to discharge any residual charge left in the capacitors with a screwdriver. I payed attention in physics! ",
"Guess I lowballed my estimate, haha",
"I didn't touch anything with my hands! Made sure to try to discharge capacitors with a screwdriver to see if there was any charge left. But thanks for the warning! ",
"I know how dangerous it is to be around open circuitry like that, I aint that dumb man."
] | 11 |
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Took apart my old T.V. it must have been over a decade old!
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/r/pics/comments/7r6f6g/years_before_the_google_arts_and_culture_app_my/
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[
"all he’s missing is the parrot!!",
"Fun fact: His name is Corey, and the title of the painting is \"Corey's pet.\" We also have a cat now that sits on his shoulder like this.",
"Dude also looks like a young Jason Lee.",
"he looks nothing like that bird",
"Look more closely. It's mainly in the beak.",
"Your bf looks like a young [John Ritter](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/7a/5e/77/7a5e77e93d214a651521acb2aed8aa11.jpg)",
"you should put his face into the app and see if it finds this exact painting again!",
"Well it was in a museum...ha",
"It looks like a mix of John Ritter and Jason Lee."
] | 9 |
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Years before the Google Arts and Culture app, my boyfriend and I stumbled upon this one all on our own.
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/r/pics/comments/7r6fau/does_anyone_know_what_this_lapel_pin_is_looks/
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[
"Could be a play on \"the beginning and the end\"",
"Probably some freemason stuff.",
"Nope. I’m actually a Freemason. My mom found this at her house after Christmas and no one that was there knows what it is.",
"Are any of your relatives minions of Darkseid?",
"/u/tvirelli, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/tvirelli&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7r6fau/does_anyone_know_what_this_lapel_pin_is_looks/?context=10\\))"
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Does anyone know what this lapel pin is? Looks like Alpha Omega. Does it belong to a group/organization?
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/r/pics/comments/7r6fu7/after_floods_and_extreme_cold/
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[
"At least it was in the garage.",
"How did those center sheets form?",
"Congrats on your new flying car",
"\"Slight water damage\"",
"Your question is answered in the title. ",
"Oh shit sorry. I just read “after extreme cold” and tapped the pic. Didn’t even see the floods part.\n\nThanks.",
"Where is this and what happened?",
"Might as well throw a Dad joke out at this point, save face.",
"I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows on a little too high this morning. She seemed surprised. ",
"Lol, no problem! ",
"Perfect. ",
"Quebec city. A flood.",
"* Quebec, CA\n\n* Flooding that during the day that froze at night, I think",
"hmmmmm",
"And it looks so cool",
"Convertible Fiat 500 in a pop-up carport... do they know they live in Canada not Florida?",
"Quebec, California?",
".......y",
"Je me souviens",
"I'm going to assume that between the flooding and the subsequent freezing, that car is toast. I would be very surprised if it wasn't a complete write-off. ",
"“Well maintained”\n“Garage kept”",
"Also some cold weather",
"Look on the bright side, now you have extra space to put things when you are driving around.",
"I’m surprised water that high didn’t move the tent or the car.",
"woah",
"Yup, they do. \n\nTons of houses in Canada don't have garages, and the cold isn't really the issue, it's just keeping snow off the car so you don't have to clean it off every morning. Popup tents do that easily enough. Less driveway to shovel, car stays relatively clean. \n\nI have a garage, luckily, and I use it to actually park my car in the winter (most use it for random crap storage), it's not heated at all, but I never have to brush the car off or scrape ice off it, so I'm happy. ",
"Yeah, I remember the potholes of Montreal alright. ",
"Je me souviens ",
"CA is the Country ISO code for Canada\n\nbut I wish Quebec was in California! ",
"Did it start?"
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"Hmmm🤔 single females will now compare sizes🍆🥒🍌?",
"Dude those bananas are like 1.5 bananas large!",
"The fact that they aren’t curved makes me so uncomfortable for some reason."
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[
"That's why they call it \"bean town\", right?",
"Lol Beatown is actually a nickname for Boston, because of their bean dish, but good guess! :)",
"Chicago is called The Windy City",
"I see there are no Parks and Rec fans here..."
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"You mean 4K Skyrim?",
"Mod list?",
"\"Far over the Misty Mountains cold....\"",
"That's not little at all.",
"Anyone have this is in 4K\n"
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"[Source and other pics](http://www.cbc.ca/beta/news/canada/new-brunswick/bobcat-photos-new-brunswick-1.4491955#)\n\n",
"What a beauty! Where did you spot him, near the waterfowl park or other trails?",
"it looks like the same as the rabbit jumps",
"wasn't me..but it was taken in Sackville :)...yes, near the waterfowl park there "
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[
"“Hey, Marty- can I get the Epperstien file?”\n\n “Sure- one second.”\n\n (Opens drawer)\n\n “Marty! Wh- Why do you have a drawer full of white mice?!?”\n\n “A friend of mine stops by every day for lunch.”",
"Hawkins, I presume.",
"This is from yesterday too. [large dogs on my window](https://imgur.com/gallery/7Y7PE) ",
"1. How did a dog get up there?\n2. What breed of dog is that exactly? \n\n:)",
"Lucky you!",
"Tobias",
"White collar office tower?\n\nVultures?\n\nWaiting for Jumpers. \n",
"Do you feed him? That’s a large bird. Kind of intimidating. ",
"Your supervisor looks displeased. ",
"*Lord* Hawkins to the likes of you. ",
"I think you might be a rabbit",
"He's the best closer this side of Topeka!",
"Looks like you may have a... slug problem in your building. \n\nI don't suppose anyone on your floor is a member of a club called The Sharing, by chance? Just curious.",
"Is that a red tail hawk? They are very cool and smart. Oh and I'm jealous.",
"Does he have an accent? Asking for a friend.",
"He looks so interested in watching... ",
"Those are some Turkey Vultures. They probably just wanna eat your eyes out, Nbd.\n\nEdit: I was corrected by the comment below. Those are normal vultures!",
"From the birds point of view, your office must be like a zoo. You are the one who is locked up and the bird is literally free as a bird.",
"That parking situation in the background is familiar. You park in the morning when there's still snow on the ground and you can't see the lines, but when the snow melts everyone is left looking like lunatics.",
"Bird comes back every day to see if it's human friend has been able to escape from the glass cage yet.",
"Bird’s like, “what the fuck you doin up here fella?”",
"Harvey Birdman, temp at law.",
"Nice. I imagined a dialogue more like...\n\n\"Marty, have you grown tired of this cubicle's gray walls?\" \n\"Well, yeah...\" \n\"Good. Because I am your spirit guide for an epic quest.\" \n\"A what??\" \n\"Put down that TPS report and grab your sword.\" \n\"My sword???\" \n\"Well, you're not going to slay the dragon with your stapler, Marty.\" ",
"Wishing the best for your career, bud. Last time vultures were circling me in the office, one of them got the promotion over me.",
"“Ah, but you’ve never seen me wield a stapler before, have you?”\n\n(I like yours better!)",
"Checks stats\n\nBut the pen is Str +8 and the sword is Str +6",
"Good morning Jeff ",
"He's from head office",
"(Marty grabs stapler)\n\n “Back! Back I say! P-tah! P-tah! P-tah!”\n\n (Staples fly, littering the carpet)",
"Did you get a message from hog warts by chance?",
"\"And the entrails?\"\n\n\"Oh, they're for... um... personal use\"",
"\"You mean like when you tried to staple that stack of papers that was too thick last Thursday? And the staple crumpled in on itself without puncturing the paper? You mean that, Marty? I've been watching you for years, Marty, waiting for this moment.\"\n\n(Your mice thought was hilarious, too.)",
"Your friends wearing a really nice dress ",
"He's like \"Stop taking pictures of me and get back the work msor.\"",
"What the hawk is that thing doing? Probably falcon around with you.",
"Assistant to the Assistant Manager Hawkins that is",
"When I was younger and I would return home from school my dad would always call me from work and tell me what a \"little birdie\" told him. Maybe it wasn't mom snitching on me after all...",
"What city do you live in? ",
"open the door \n \non the tenth floor \n \nvisit from a former dinosaur",
"Office birb",
"Are those vultures? I havent seen them in the wild, in like 10 years. ",
"Do you think the bird knows he cannot change? Lord knows he can't change.",
"An active daytime owl. This goes against everything I knew about night owls out there. Who am I anymore",
" Cultivate that bond. Feed this guy. Wilderness in the city ? That's pretty damn cool. Well, town, but pretty cool still.",
"*How you doin?*",
"Harvey Birdman Attorney at Law. ",
"Have you comitted a crime against nature lately? \n\nBecause that is for sure a bird of justice and his eyes seem to ache for you.",
"I believe this comic was made for you.\n\n[Know Your Bird-Related Auguries](http://smbc-comics.com/comic/2015-01-26)",
"Hahahaha yeah.... no big deal",
"No but the boss's last name is visser",
"I'd build that cute little fucker a perch out there. Looks uncomfortable on that stucco finish.",
"That's no owl, that's the mailman!",
"Eyes are greatly overrated, in my estimation.",
"😜",
"Oh god! Lol!",
"Eyes are greatly overrated, in my view.",
"Better rendition. Agreed.",
"A..are you dying?",
"What do you guys talk about?",
"Hawkward...",
"Don’t mess up, he’s watching you like a hawk ",
"I see you made friends with Mike. Mike Hawk. ",
"Those talons though, damn.",
"That’s Dr. Prey and Swoop Dog ",
"r/Superbowl",
"I did not see what you did there ",
"...like a large taloned bird ",
"I don't think that's an owl...",
"Your friend shitted on my car window yesterday",
"Jump to end of movie: Marty defeats the dragon by stapling it's wings to the dungeon walls.",
"Maybe they think you’re dead...?",
"Nah, turkey vultures are chicken. They flutter away if they feel even remotely threatened. I've shooed a group of em off just by raising my hands in a stretch, and I wasn't even trying to scare them.",
"Buteo-ful! ",
"“Hello good sir, my wife and I recently decided to have a divorce, how are you with bird law?” - bird probably ",
"This is fucking me up...",
"Oh lord help me- I can’t chaiaiaiange...",
"Oh wow, that's a blast from my past",
"Hello, friend, a bird nerd here. I do believe that these are black vultures. Turkey Vultures have red heads whereas the Black Vultures have, well black ones. \n\nThese could be juvenile Turkey Vultures (who do have dark/black featherless heads), though it is more likely that they are Black Vultures, as they appear to have completely dark/black plumage whereas the juvenile Turkey Vulture would have some goldish brown. It would be far easier to tell for sure with in flight pictures, as Turkey Vultures have pale feathers across the entire lower section of the underside of their wings, but Black Vultures only have the pale coloration on the tips of their wings.\n\nAny fellow birders feel free to back me up or disprove me. Not trying to be stuck up, just want to spread some info about some animals I really love! ",
"Eeh, it might be a bird of prey BUT LOOK AT IT! It's so puffy <3 ",
"You're right, I just don't have regular vultures around here and am used to calling them Turkey Vultures!! No worries man, I would rather be right and you correcting me helps. I am not huge on birds but love animals as a whole. Thanks for the info!!!",
"Yeah, I'm the same, all we get are Turkey Vultures around here (and a lot of them at that!). \n\nIf you like animals, I would suggest considering bird watching as a hobby. It's cheap, relaxing, and it's amazing how many different birds there are just in your backyard that you never knew about, all unique in their own right!\n\nAnyway, enough of me promoting us strange folk who scare our neighbors when we stare out our windows with binoculars. I'm glad I could give some information; it's a lovely world out there. ",
"Tagged as \"Possibly /u/Unidan\"\n\n",
"Look like black vultures to me! Turkey vultures have pink naked heads, like turkeys.",
"\"But my stapler is both ranged *and* melee!\"\n",
"zoltan et the eyes",
"Here's the thing. You said a \"jackdaw is a crow.\"\n\nIs it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.\n\nAs someone who is a scientist who studies crows, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls jackdaws crows. If you want to be \"specific\" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.\n\nIf you're saying \"crow family\" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.\n\nSo your reasoning for calling a jackdaw a crow is because random people \"call the black ones crows?\" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.\n\nAlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A jackdaw is a jackdaw and a member of the crow family. But that's not what you said. You said a jackdaw is a crow, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the crow family crows, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds crows, too. Which you said you don't.\n\nIt's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?",
"He is visiting the zoo to see the animals. ",
"I saw a pigeon on the NYC train today.",
"Woah.",
"Was confused for a moment. Happy I suspected that this was a copypasta and confirmed such because I was at a loss for words and a little hurt at first lol.",
"he’s been trying to get you an urgent message from Hogworts",
"In my neighborhood the blue jays are always rounding each other up with alarm cries to wage attacks on the turkey vultures. I'm surprised they even even venture into blue jay territory.",
"He wants to do your taxes. ",
"A wolf in bird's clothing.",
"This guy birds.",
"What kinda shit is in your office?",
"Does he bring you your post on these stops?",
"Here's the thing. You said a \"black vulture is a turkey vulture.\"\n\n\n Is it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.\n\n\nAs someone who is a scientist who studies vultures, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls black vultures turkey vultures. If you want to be \"specific\" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.\n\n\nIf you're saying \"vulture family\" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Cathartidae, which includes things from California condors to yellow-headed vultures to king vultures.\n\n\nSo your reasoning for calling a black vulture a turkey vulture is because random people \"call the black ones turkey vultures?\" Let's get rocs and eagles in there, then, too.\n\n\nAlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A black vulture is a black vulture and a member of the New World vulture family. But that's not what you said. You said a black vulture is a turkey vulture, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the vulture family turkey vultures, which means you'd call condors, yellow-headed vultures, and other birds vultures, too. Which you said you don't.\n\n\nIt's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?\n\n",
"Haha, sorry for the confusion! I didn't realize that the whole Unidan fiasco happened 3.5 years ago. It feels like it happened so much more recently, so I thought you would've been exposed to it. Fuuuuuuck, time is flying *way* too fast.",
"Was he wearing Timberlands? \n\nEdit: 4 people have upvoted this and I’d also like to share my favorite video of [New Yorkers and timbs] (https://youtu.be/Lt-LFytqkZc)\n",
"\"I'm gonna watch you like a hawk.\"",
"https://imgur.com/gallery/2uDybse",
"No worries!\n\nRight? Time is scary.",
"Absolutely beautiful! ",
"I bet you envy his freedom. \nHe can just fly away, while you are stuck in that office. ",
"Nah, OP clearly said they were dogs. ",
"You must be a good exhibit.",
"Like someone else mentioned these are Black Vultures, your platform must have optimal visual advantage/wind shield/sun exposure!\n\nI do raptor rescue and work with a black vulture right now who I helped raise/train, they are complete hams and have very social personalities. If they routinely return you might be able to start telling individuals apart.\n\nUnfortunately they do like to flock together, which can be unwelcome on some buildings. We got a call once from someone asking if we could remove a group of black vultures that had taken to sunning themselves...over the garden of a cancer center",
"A wolf in nerd's clothing.",
"I'm a birder who concurs. Though I don't see black vultures where I am in the west (I get condors instead, haha). ",
"Where we're going, we don't need eyes to see.",
"Whoa! Is your office building in Alexandria or near Baileys Crossroads in Virginia? Looks like it from the high rises in the background. If so, did not know we had huge turkey vultures around here! That is awesome! \n",
"\"My tree used to be here.\"",
"Ur right these are Italian Greyhounds.",
"Do your friends have large talons?",
"\"It's cold, let me the fuck in.\"",
"https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/92/be/f2/92bef2130803afb865e5ac395d3e2635.jpg",
"Had one at my old job when I worked on the 13th floor. It'd always leave behind dead rats. ",
"Super cute",
"Whoa.",
"Oh man, now that is something I haven't thought of in way too long. ",
"Easily coolest thing I’ve seen all week. Truly jealous.",
"Animorphs?",
"He’s the homie ",
"I would recommend the 11th. Or the 9th.\n\nReally maybe find a new building. ",
"A clothed nerd wolfing...wait...eww",
"So cute!!!!",
"Bitcoin just dropped like 10k",
"This joke will be missed by most people.\n",
"I'd love to see a condor tho. Wonderful, iconic birds.",
"Do you feed him mice? ",
"“Dying slowly”",
"Well, that is a bit of a hawkward situation.",
"*tasty guitar licks intensify*",
"Actually it's a jackdaw's clothing.",
"I though vultures were usually bald? I'm not sure geographics here but that looks very similar to a red-tail hawk or what my grandmother would call a chicken hawk.\n\nEdit: I was being a bad redditor and missed the link to the other pictures. I blame the whiskey. Either way upvoted because hawks are awesome. Vultures aren't as aesthetically pleasing but are still awesome birds in their own right.",
"\"Friend\" right... ... . With eyes like that.",
"Birds are Soo smart. Do some small things for it or leave it something like sticks for it's nest, then monitor it's behavior! Citizen science!",
"...\"That is a name i haven't heard in a long time\"",
"Looks like a great work location. Nature stuff to cheer you up so you don't kill yourself. Convenience store for smokes and possible lunch beer. Ample lunch selections. Good for you. ",
" This is in fact a black vulture :) They are smaller in size than turkey vultures with a smaller wing span, and the black/ kind of warty head with skin bared down to the neck is characteristic. Turkey vultures have a much more sleek head, and their feathers come up their neck almost to their crown. That posture is also very common of black vultures, they sort of lean forward and move with a distinctive hop to their gait, like little hooligans. ",
"Too real",
"He just wants to kno da wae. ",
"\"Look, birds, I may be dead inside, but I aten' t dead yet.\"",
"Nope-he already said he's a bird nerd! Does no one pay attention? Let unidan RIP",
"What brand of birdseed do you use?",
"RESIDENT EVIL!",
"I have a murder of crows that come stomping around. I leave them berries and shiny things. They're picky though. 3 of them that come around looking for trouble daily.",
"Where I used to work had Red Tailed Hawks and Cooper's Hawk who would set up over fall/winter and then get removed during the early summer because where they were set up interfered with the TV cameras. They were totally nasty if you popped up to look near their nest during the winter and literally swoop to attack you looked out a window near their nest. ",
"The picture OP has as their main post is indeed a red tailed hawk, the picture they have linked in their first comment up there is of black vultures :)",
"I'M COLD MOTHERFUCKER LET ME IN",
"I'm not entirely sure.",
"I'd agree, but range matters a lot for these guys (only in SE/very close to the border across SW). ",
"Could we chane work floors?? Yours is blessed 🙏🏼",
"Hence the vultures.",
"Yup.",
"I have no idea what you do but I'm super jealous of your job. I love raptors",
"Thats not an owl buddy. ",
"You're working next to his toilet it seems :-)",
"Throwbaaaack",
"He's back again Edward! We just offered our monthly sacrifice yesterday, what more does he want?!?",
"Yes, Vultures are bald and it does appear to be a Red-tail or Red-shouldered Hawk in the original post. However, my comment is referring to the top comment by OP, who shared some other feathered visitors with us! ",
"Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?",
"Try to teach it things!",
"Pretty cool!",
"Are you *sure* that’s your friend? ",
"Filibuster. ",
"My favorite. It looks like a a bunch of drunk people drove to the same spot. \n\n[heres my version](https://i.imgur.com/FC86gmL.jpg)",
"Technically they're still dinosaurs but those some fire bars bro\n\nEdit: my first gold! I'm going to cry! Thank you, you beautiful stranger!",
"3.5 years ago already.... I need to get off Reddit. I'm losing my life.",
"r/malaphors",
" Here's the thing. You said a \"A turkey vulture is a black vulture.\"\n\nIs it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.\n\nAs someone who is a scientist who studies vultures, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls turkey vultures black vultures. If you want to be \"specific\" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.\n\nIf you're saying \"vulture family\" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Cathartidae, which includes things from yellow-headed vultures to king vultures to Californian condors.\n\nSo your reasoning for calling a turkey vulture a black vulture is because random people \"call the black ones black vultures?\" Let's get hawks and black falcons in there, then, too.\n\nAlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A turkey vulture is a turkey vulture and a member of the vulture family. But that's not what you said. You said a turkey vulture is a black vulture, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the vulture family vultures, which means you'd call eagles, kites, and harriers vultures, too. Which you said you don't.\n\nIt's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?",
"r/superbowl",
"All I can think is how he probably stops by just to watch you like we do animals at the zoo.",
"2spoopy4me",
"If that window opens, you should hook him up with a meal. At pet stores, you can get frozen rodents that people feed to snakes/reptiles. ",
"I just quit my job today. Ha!",
"What does P-tah mean or is meant to resemble? Thought it was Klingon at first but it isn't.",
"u/iluvchocolatemoose lil hog ",
"I am here to help you with your existential crisis. That is not an owl. Carry on, good sir. ",
"Yeah but the dex and int requirements to wield the pen properly makes it more difficult starting up unless your build is made for that. \n\nBut my god, the things you can force people into doing by just using a pen and some paper",
"You are now my favorite bird nerd on reddit--",
"Congrats!",
"Now that's a name I haven't heard in a long time.jpg",
"is that legal in bird law?",
"Srsly",
"You say it's every day, people upvote you. You provided two pictures, that's pretty cool. \n\nBut that still doesn't confirm the \"everyday\" shit. \n\nI'll give you an upvote for a cool pic, and a downvote because I'm not sure if I believe you.\n\nI am neutral to this post",
"I totally agree with black vulture ",
"That's a bong disguised as a bird, you're not fooling anyone.",
"Uh...ever ask who had your job and office before you and why they were let go/left? ",
"This guy snow parks. ",
"If it is /u/Unidan, he's certainly learned some manners. ",
"cool bird",
"Now, THIS guy birds! \n\nThank you for the info, I am still something of a novice birder. I was aware of size difference, but I'd never be able to discern that without side to side comparison, nor would I be able to distinguish posture. ",
"I imagine all of them pulling up and parking at the exact same time with all of their music blaring.",
"Ah I Missed that link so my confusion makes sense. Love hawks and birds of prey in general.",
"That's not an owl.",
"That's not an owl.",
"That's not an owl.",
"YOu rUinEd their MASTERPIECE😭\n\nEdit: It’s the stapler firing ",
"What do the birds want from there?\nWhy is it such a popular spot?",
"\"Don't mind me, I just enjoy watching the Food Network.\"",
"Who?",
"Do they share an environment, or do they never cross paths? ",
"This is the best thing I’ve ever seen.",
"Yeah they're black vultures. Fun fact: Black and Turkey vultures sometimes work together. Because black vultures have a great sense of smell they can find carion easier but Turkey vultures have stronger beaks and can more easily rip open a carcass!\n\nDo note I may have that backwards I can't remember.",
"Owl be back .. daily. Hoot hoot! *flies away*",
"Probably the sound of the stapler stapling. I'd render it more as \"chnk-it\" but still.",
"\"What is it you say...ya do here!?\"",
"You're a Beastmaster.",
"This gave me a headache to read and my eyes hurt. Can we go back to looking at cool pictures?",
"back when all of us were breaking both our arms",
"Hello, friend, a dog nerd guy here. I believe those are birbhunds. They are genetically made to look like a bird.",
"I get both turkey and black vultures. Would you like to trade some birds? I would love to see a condor. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/cxn5Zy5.jpg",
"Let me just check the price real quick... Yup. Price peaked at $19,800 December 16th, and yesterday's low was... $9200. Huh. [opens window].",
"Ferriginous hawk? ",
"Look at all those... chikenzzzz...",
"“Well die faster dammit, I’m hungry.”",
"Bird probably brings his bird kids and all they care about is anything else in the exhibit, except the humans.",
"Yea I just caught that. I was being a bad redditor and not paying attention.",
"Sounds like something Frank or Dennis would say about Sweet Dee.\n",
"This bird is obviously an omen.",
"Yep. We're slaves.",
"Bird up.",
"Here's the thing...",
"So you‘re an Asssassin, got it.",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/rhaLXOOimBGN2/giphy.gif",
"Go on...",
"I was more hoping for information on the “eat your eyes out” part but, thank",
"Man, you come back after 36 years of solitary confinement to find out dogs now have wings. What a crazy world.",
"Were have you been all weekend? \n\n-Hawk probably",
"This will never not be funny. ",
"Here we go again * *unzips* *",
"This made me sad.",
"I hate it when this gets copypasta'd. It literally gives me a headache. ",
" What's going on in that office that all these birds want to see inside?",
"Wow, you're really fortunate to see these birds, let alone to see them often, and without having to drive to the wilderness to find them. As a bird-watcher-photographer its easy to spend hours trying to get a photo of a wild bird such as these. Pretty rad! ",
"That \"friend\" has murder in their eyes.",
"WOW",
"Man I can't believe I've been redditing that long. I need a new hobby.",
"Can't we all just carrion?",
"What other birds come to visit you?",
"Those look like the bad guys from the Dark Crystal. Skeksis?",
"My coworker said I was weird... you can actually talk to pigeons. You have to gather up some spit and let it sit at the back of your mouth. There's that little curved area at the back at the top of your mouth. You get some spit, don't swallow it and let it chill back there... then say \"it's cool\". Seriously. When you get to \"cool\", you'll make the pigeon noise. \n\nI walk my dog under a bridge that has a bunch of pigeons. I always felt bad that they started to get a bit freaked out when we came through. You know... that's their home... they're just trying to live pigeon lives. I don't want them getting all anxious. So, I started telling them \"it's... Coooooool\" and they listened! I also left them some food to reinforce the fact that everything is cool. Pigeons are pretty fucking smart. If you start talking to them... they'll talk back. I always have my dog when we chat, so that leaves us at an impasse. If you have no dog and you talk to them, you'll make some new friends",
"This guy birds.",
"You're like a heavy metal disney princess.",
"He really needs those TPS reports.",
"Obsessed ",
"Someone get the cumbox",
"Your building stands on my ancestral hunting grounds.... I just need to remind you... Every day... ",
"Of course. [Here's a majestic black vulture spotted in the wild.](https://imgur.com/a/y5hWk)",
"Seems like you are the entertainment on the 'executive bathroom' ledge.",
"3.5yrs ago??!!! Wow ",
"Another falcon heavy spotted!",
"I live in Mississippi so I get to see both regularly! They're some of my favorite birds. They get a lot of bad press but they're handy to have around.",
"You should definitely leave scraps out. ",
"This dude is the Boy George of his Vulture Club",
"Too soon (has died yet)",
"It's 2poopy4me, currently as it stands",
"A: wow you’re lucky B: wow he’s beautiful C: wow look at those talons",
"You’re not anywhere near the DMV are you?",
"Its a clever scheme used by universities to ticket every car in the parking lot.",
"Aaawww babyyyy. ",
"I love how the blinds can’t stop the snooping. ",
"Are ahh.. You done with that applecore?",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"No\n\n r/birdsofprey",
"Only on the inside! :)\n\n... :(",
"Indeed! Those pale feathers to which you referred are the secondaries, and the white \"tips\" of a black vulture are the primary feathers. Black Vultures are slightly smaller than Turkey Vultures, averaging a 22-24\" body and 4 1/2' wingspan compared to the 25-32\" body and 6' wingspan of a Turkey Vulture. Also note the wedged tail and wider wings of a Black Vulture compared to the more hawk-like, longer tail and thinner wings of a Turkey Vulture. If anyone's interested [this is a fascinating article] (https://www.nationalgeographic.com/magazine/2016/01/vultures-endangered-scavengers/) about the potency of vulture stomach acid and what they do to limit disease and protect the environment.",
"I feel like I'm gonna regret this but.. what's wolfing?\n",
"Are you a yellow mustang by chance?",
"Good luck!",
"/r/furry is leaking",
"Hmmmmmm, can't imagine that window opens , so far up, so your not feeding him? I'd have to research this bird see if it's that intelligent to stop by daily to the same exact spot ..lol peeked my interest...nice picture btw op. ",
"Everyday? I wonder why birds do that. Like is there more food around your building? If so, why stop at the same window for rest? Or does it just like to observe people? Super interesting. ",
"That is unless he lives in an area of the US with subzero temperatures right now (which is most of it...)",
"I really like this type of vulture. They have really adorable puppy eyes and dragon feet. Also, it's funny watching how they interact with each other, they are so social. I wonder what they think of humans.",
"You're going to have to offer at least a swallow-tailed kite for a condor, sorry. I already get plenty of TUVU. ",
"I'm guessing that the 10th floor windows don't open. High rises usually don't have operable windows to keep us poor schlubs from leaping to our deaths. ",
"Yeah, when the snow melts...\nI'm in Florida. It did get in the 40s today, though, so that happened.",
"Black Vultures? I agree the range is much smaller than Turkey Vultures, though it does creep up the east coast well into NJ, a smidge into South eastern PA, and a bit into NY (including NYC) and CT, as well as all of DE, most of MD and VA, including the Washington DC area. Many of these areas have a highly concentrated amount of office buildings due to their many cities. \n\nI do think it's possible that the birds shown are still Turkey guys, but I think the other evidence makes it more plausible that they are Black Vultures :)",
"“We are pleased to inform you that you have been accepted to Hogwarts School of Witchcraft & Wizardry”",
"Feed him mice",
"Woah! Care to explain why?",
"I'm so jelly. Damn tall office guy and his cool sky velociraptors!",
"They do that on cold days. Puffing their feathers up helps keep them warm. ",
"Who is unidan and why should I care?",
"I take it you major in Bird Law and he simply has some questions. ",
"🖕 can you give him this for me",
"Wow what the frick ",
"\"Bird is very cold, Human. Let bird in.\"",
"Dee Reynolds?",
"BIRD: \"So, where we goin' for lunch today? Tex-Mex? Cajun?\"",
"Red-elbowed?",
"Birds can handle the cold. Birds of prey can sometimes overheat easily since they evolved to live and hunt in cooler areas. Depends on the species tho.",
"That's deeep man",
"OwO",
"life the dream for all of us",
"“Have you heard about our savior bird Christ?”",
"Is k :)",
"Lord, I can't change!",
"\"Let me play with your mouse\"",
"He probably lives at your office.\n\n*You* stop by daily.",
"They're just waiting for you to die.\n\n*loser still didn't hang himself, fuck*",
"You really shouldn't feed wildlife it isn't good for them to grow dependant on humans or loose their natural fear of us. Either one can get a wild animal killed. ",
"We're all dying at one second per second. ",
"This one literally made me lol.",
"Does it fly up silently and scare you?",
"Yes! I did read this! Very interesting. ",
"Tagged as 'Turkeydan' just in case. Thanks for the heads up stranger.\n",
"I had a friend kill himself over some bitch who didn't want him",
"To help balance things back out for you may I direct your attention [here](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=_uEfmQt34Nc) to improve upon the situation at hand. ",
"Heh, I read your comment and the first thing I though of was Rick and Morty.\n\n\"Morty! We gotta capture that bi[burp]iird. That used to be a hot blonde, Morty. She was into me, I-I accidentally made her a bird! Hold the mice, mor[burp]ty. Hold these fucking mice! Put-put them in the file cabinet. I'll be right back.\"\n\nIn my defense... never mind.",
"If I could affor gold I'd give it to you, but I need to be free as a bird now",
"I miss Harry Potter ",
"Poor tobias.",
"Why would Unidan remain where he was betrayed?",
"“Hey fucker” ",
"Nah man, that's you in the next life man. It's you missing your old life. That's why I hate the mainstream view of time. It's not just a current that we are stuck in the flow of. Once we die we view time like we view a movie or TV show. We can choose which episode or part we want to start up in. The joke though is that you are everyone and everyone is you, spiritual wise at least. You have the opportunity to be anyone and everyone once you die. It's up to you to decide though. My dumbass can't give up on this life till I do it right though.",
"F",
"~~>*\"Any fellow birders feel free to back me up or disprove me. Not trying to be stuck up, just want to spread some info about some animals I really love!\"*~~\n\n~~He did; no need to be so antagonistic...~~\n\n**EDIT:** *Shit...It's a copypasta, just read further down in the comments.*",
"Sky kitty.",
"I thought it was a monkey on the thumbnail.",
"Awwww, that is really special. Enjoy it while it lasts.",
"whoa",
"\"Do you know da wae?\"",
"Am I the only one who read the first line as 'A bird here'",
"That's cool and all but are you sure you're on the 10th floor? Looks like the 4th or 5th. ",
"This made me laugh harder than it should have. ",
"**Save** your **progress** up to this point and **quit** playing?\n\nNo\n\nYes",
"He just wants to talk.",
"What kind of bird is that?\n",
"Cause working is for the birds",
"Relevant: http://www.nichtlustig.de/toondb/081222.html\n\n(The lion is explaining that he is free in a small world but the keeper is caged in a large cage)",
"It's all I could think of.",
"Hey guys, guess i found that skyhook you said i wouldnt find",
"Yes, they do often share environments! Turkey Vultures are found nearly all around the US during the Summer, but have a year round range similar to the Black Vulture, located mostly around the Southeastern/South-central states, cresting up the East coast just to the edge of New York. \n\nFrom /u/JohanGrimm\n> Yeah they're black vultures. Fun fact: Black and Turkey vultures sometimes work together. Because black vultures have a great sense of smell they can find carion easier but Turkey vultures have stronger beaks and can more easily rip open a carcass!\n> Do note I may have that backwards I can't remember.\n",
"Unidan was known for posting very informative posts about various different kinds of wildlife, if I recall correctly. Then 3.5 years ago, he did [this](https://np.reddit.com/r/AdviceAnimals/comments/2byyca/reddit_helps_me_focus_on_the_important_things/cjb37ee/) and ultimately [some shit happened](https://www.reddit.com/r/MuseumOfReddit/comments/2m5q11/a_feast_for_crows_the_fall_of_uunidan/) which ultimately lead to his downfall. It's a bit of reddit history :)",
"For a brief period as a kid, I lived in the 14th floor of a high rise residential building. The bedroom windows had ledges of sorts that would protrude from the fascia of the building itself. Well, seemingly every night, this owl would fly to my window and seemed to stare/watch over me. It would scare me to the point of being frozen under the covers, but a part of me was fascinated by its ritualistic behavior. I'm not a particularly superstitious guy, but sometimes I wonder if it meant something more than it was or if I was just seeing owls do owl shit. ",
"\"Dying slowly without money\"",
"The boss shows up, arms behind back, looks at me with a smile and says 'No smoking here msor504, please ask skyhawk for some nicotine gum' ",
"Can we do a celebratory zoop?",
"Whats the birds name?",
"No disrespect but I, my friend, have been to bird college and I must filibuster that they're clearly corporate vultures ",
"Yes, this happened at my university, when there was a sheet of ice over the lines that you couldn't see through. But enough people complained against the tickets so thankfully they cancel the tickets.",
"Oh please :P\n\nI am very flattered, but I am a novice. There are many far more knowledgeable than me--in this very thread, even!",
"I can try to, but it's in the Swamps of Dagobah.",
"After wake up if anyone watch in the morning, obviously he/she will afraid.",
"Shhh, don't tell.\n\n\n;>",
"Fantastic breed that. Benito Mussolini's nazi funding at work. They are actually 30% jewish.",
"Did one of those vultures sleep with your boss as well? That's how it goes at my office. ",
"Synonym; pew-pew-pew",
"No. Back to work. ",
"\"Put the fuckin' phone away, or I'll have you hatchin' eggs on the frozen rooftop of that abandoned movie gallery! BACK TO WORK!\"",
"Hooomans are so unique",
"Place a small heater near your window ",
"Are you falcon kidding me?!?! Stop watching me",
"https://youtu.be/LZq0-BxyrZg",
"That’s adorable!",
"What’s it’s name?",
"\"look at all these losers and these black box they stare at\"",
"Omg, that hit me hard. Haven’t thought about that poor dude in forever! Animorphs was a huge part of my teenage years.",
"Woah~",
"Exactly what I was thinking.",
"Me too thanks.",
"From my point of view the birds are evil!",
"/r/2meirl4meirl",
"I’M A PEOPLE PERSON!",
"At least you have a friend",
"Are you a car salesman?",
"he works for himself.",
"Not so fast! It's possible he starts on monday with this new job.",
"Something something coconut.",
"Good look t, but then your a fucking bird.",
"I forgot how painfully condescending and insufferable he was. Everyone liked him but I just saw a grad student with some knowledge too far up his own ass.",
"lol",
"Now you are free as a bird!",
"God damn adorable birb",
"*now thats a name i've not heard in a long time. A long time*",
"It’s a copy pasta.",
"The birds literally like \"I'm going to eat this cocksuckers eyeballs if he ever falls off this thing.\"",
"\"Wow, this job is really for the birds!\"",
"...wut.",
"I bet you are higher than the 10th floor.",
"Easy there, Unidan! Just kidding, that's awesome and very fascinating! ",
"Introduce him to me plz!",
"Can confirm. \n\nSource: I'm most people",
"That's so cool. ",
"I’ll get the jumper cables",
"Stupid question - are birds looking at you when their beak is pointing at you, or when they turn one eye towards you?",
"That’s pretty awesome! Lucky.",
"No one is free even the birds are chained to the sky. \n-Bob Dylan",
"Did you recently dig up old Indian remains?",
"...and he just judges you.",
"Office TOWER eh",
"Plot twist: mirrored glass; bird is staring at its own reflection and doesn't know you exist.",
"So, dying fast.",
"Zhatt! We need more tycoon news!",
"👉😎👉 he's getting one either way ",
"OP is like: can't play now, working on the Pensky file!",
"👉😎👉 zoop!",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"\"You dead yet? OK. Just checking.\"",
"Username check out ",
"Haha, thanks!\n\nIf you are interested in more information, I suggest looking down lower in the thread. Other than the unidan jackdaw copypastas, there is some really interesting stuff from birders far wiser than I.",
"r/CheeseandRiceReddit",
"I just wanna know where a person has to live to get windowsill vultures? All I get are pigeons and the occasional cardinal. Also, what kind of bird fren is in the original photo that started all this... science squawking...",
"\"Soon...\"",
"Are you a bird lawyer?",
"Just curious. Do you do anything for him/her to come every day? Or does him/her just show up and check you out/do it’s thing?",
"is this Illinois?\n",
"Aren't we all?",
"Please. Go starve in the wild for a while and see which life is better. Let me know how you feel in the winter huddling in your minimalist shelter.",
"It has been a challenging mating season for bird person.",
"still? what year is it? ",
"Tagged as Charlie Kelly",
"\"It's really not the same, but I'll be damned if I'm changing my routine over it!\"",
"F R E E B I R D",
"Plot Twist: The Bird is your boss and he visit you to see if you are doing your job. ",
"Ff",
"Fight like a crow, my friend.",
"I hope everyone on Reddit reads this. ",
"I’m not sure if I should upvote the good luck guy or the congrats guy hmm",
"Normal parking practice in my country. We don’t have much snow for an excuse of being assholes.",
"They died horribly",
"I think the owl was shaming you for making sexy time with your own penosaurus. Your nickname is Verrrry Nicccce!\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\nps I am BORATTT\n",
"Lucky!",
"He looks like he's trying to sell you insurance.",
"They quit a stifling, demanding career and now walk dogs for a living, making them much happier because, dogs. ",
"How's the health insurance and sense of financial security?",
"How do you make enough money?",
"You must be sad only having a bird as your bbf\n:(, bird person would be proud to have such a friend..",
"Hola, your eagle friend.",
"You do have it backwards, turkey vultures have a superior sense of smell and black vultures are smaller, but more willing to be aggressive and work in large groups.\n\nSo the poor turkey vultures sniff out the delicious carrion, and the black vultures follow them and often crowd them off their find!\n\nThe first bird I trained was a turkey vulture. Absolutely enormous, incredibly shy thing. Then we got a black vulture of a similar age...total outgoing nutcase!",
"r/rarepuppers",
"It's official you can no longer take vacation in excess of 2 days. Any longer and the bird will worry that you have died.",
"While birds have binocular vision, they do not see the world as mammals do. ... Birds can't see glass. They fall for the reflections instead - of trees and clouds. They sometimes attack windows on seeing their own reflection as an intruder.",
"uck you",
"So, a Denny's at 2am?",
"> I lived along the coast for a little bit, and all of the apartments/condos would have gigantic panoramic windows so the occupants could see the ocean. I used to call my neighborhood \"the human zoo\", because after sunset you could see what every household was doing in explicit detail.\n\n",
"That's a standard chevron parking pattern tho. They seem to be pulling it off well. ",
"He....does not approve of how you spend your time at work",
"Are you dressed as bird food or something?",
"I bet you have to replace your computer's mouse quite often.",
"Yeah, but then he asks if you understood all that, and you accidentally say no, so he repeats the whole thing. But you get tired of listening and skip through it, but then accidentally say no again. ",
"Nothing personnel kid",
"Hah.",
"No, that would be a r/superbowl you dingus.",
"Wow that's rather cool!",
"God I wonder what he thinks everyday. Like oh time to visit my pet. Or he’s just waiting to eat you. ",
"Do not underestimate the importance of this visitation. The hawk is the messenger from the Spirit World. It is there to guide you. It brings the gift of keen “sight.” It is telling you something! Are you ready for a new journey? To be free?",
"I'm sorry for your loss, and I wish any friends and family he had the best, but how is this relevant to this post?",
"It’s just a bird who gives a shit? Lol",
"\"From my point of view the humans are evil!\"",
"zoo is perfect office for this !!!!!",
"I know a thing or two\n",
"I",
"He's reminding u everyday that u need FREEDOM",
"Monkey needs a hug",
"Had to Google it. Solid joke.",
"technically they split from the dniosaurs and aren't before they were what we know fo them as",
"Well as you can smell and faintly taste, I reek of cheese, as only the best bird lawyers do good sir. How about we huff some bags of glue before we get into the nitty gritty?",
"Not all of them. Leadership has its perks for my boy Jake.",
"Youre on his list",
"Looks like a few feathers are rustled.",
"My vote is redtail, but I'm one of those falconer-before-birders who can only back up that claim with \"it's big and looks like mine\"\n\nPretty sure though. Red shoulders just look...cuter. Dinky. Tiny-beaked. This one is a beefy boi, unless I'm totally wrong on the scale of that ledge",
"R",
"Do you feed him?",
"r/superbowl",
"Horrible Bot.",
"Heckin good fren, fren. I’m locked up in a room with no windows, people, or heating. Your fren made me very happy",
"Bird law?",
"Look at him, just sitting there and judging you.",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"He was hardly ever a dick though. I think a lot of people forget that he was once Reddit's golden child. It's just when it came out he was using alternate accounts to manipulate votes that people turned on him. But yeah, I guess he did get into it with someone and there's like a famous copypasta that makes its rounds occasionally.",
"I would agree with your assessment :) we wind up with about 15 metric butt-tons of TUVUs on a daily basis where I work.TUVUs generally have a much shorter, light colored beak, as well. ",
"You’d be surprised how well people live without technology. ",
"I'd rather have the hawk, than the creepy ass owl that shows up once in a blue moon to stare at me.",
"I'm a very important man, I have a tower!",
"JFC, I now have an irrational hatred towards you for pointing this out.",
"Which state do you happen to live in? ",
"Spoiler alert!",
"👇💩👇 poop!",
"Oh my god that's hilarious. I'm just imagining all the awkward silences those black vultures caused by being there.",
"what is he? an ostrich?",
"> center center\n\nI'm guessing senior center? Very ominous.",
"He’s too short. Give it to the guard. ",
"That's a pretty cute birb",
"\"Suh doode. Caaww!\"",
"Never though I'd think a vulture was cute, but here we are.",
"Monkey loves you!",
"You should take of this fellas. try to feed him and make a true companion. may God Bless upon you. ",
"This reminds me of a bird that came by almost daily at work for at least 2 years (outside of winter). He'd come and keep tapping his beak against the window. It was both obnoxious and hilarious: https://i.imgur.com/QBofDrY.jpg",
"It's an omen.",
"Do you even rappel?",
"The pen really is mightier than the sword.",
"Are you? Because your username doesn't check out.",
"Am I the only guy that loves my office job!? It’s fucking so fun where I work!",
"Was thinking this was dialogue between the bird and him at first. Office bird running errands from floor to floor because he can fly, talk about being pidgeonholed.",
"Yes those are Black Vultures ",
"The DoT is real",
"\"Feed me, Fuckface\" ",
"What a beautiful bird. Awesome view you've got there.",
"General!",
"Now OP can die faster without health insurance and no money!\n\nHooray! Last one of the mortal coil is dying to slowly and is the loser! ",
"\" what the hawk are you doing up here \"",
"she/he walks dogs now ...\n\n\nbut seriously, \"enough\" money can mean covering food + rent ... some downtime can be good ...",
"What was your previous job?",
"DO YOU WANT TO HEAR THIS AGAIN?\n\nNO\n\nYES <------",
"So thats where Senu went... ",
"He’s looking at you like that because you’re watching him trying to poop. ",
"Boom boom acka lacka boom boom!!\n",
"A+",
"Plot twist: OP currently thinks about getting a bettter car",
"I stared into the face saying to myself “holy fucking shit” and then I scroll down and looked at its sharp as fuck talons/claws and I said to myself “HOLY FUCKING SHIT”",
"Feed it your 401k",
"O ",
"Lord Stephen Hawking",
"WON'T YOU FLYYYY HIIIIIIGH FREEEEEEE BIIIIIRD YEAHHHH",
"Ah..*that’s* why he’s looking so judgemental. ",
"Much taller concrete and steel cliff in its place. Works out at least as well for the bird.",
" Why not go all the way and call him Morty?",
"Now you've read too far down; see comment above.",
"\"the land\" is private property",
"That's pretty cool. I work and ground level and my friends still don't visit me. ",
"you have condors visiting you? you think it's a good signe?",
"D",
"✊🍆✊ goop!",
"Good observation.",
"I’m torn between those two things: live in society, or live how you want without it.",
"I am about to quit my retail job. I would kill to get to sit at a desk all day pretending to do work in an office somewhere- especially if I don't have to listen to people have break downs because we are out of the organic brown sugar and are now forced to use white sugar!!! ",
"Can it be in Hawaii?",
"I'm talon ya it's just not his day.",
"O",
" That's terrifying",
"Depends on whether they're predators or not. Predators have forwards-facing eyes to spot prey while prey animals have their eyes on the sides of their heads to watch out for the predators.",
"Alright, anyone who can find where OP works purely based off this image gets a high five.",
"Hey, what’s up Link?\nSurprised to see me?",
"That was 3 and a half years ago? Where is the time going",
"Still a long weekend!",
"The pen is a bit outdated for crowd control now, a [computer] or even a [camera] makes it easier to reach any target, although the corporate dragon the quest is about is weak to legal pursuit and paperwork skills, so the pen might be a good weapon of choice if OP has the lawyer skill set leveled up right",
"Me too thanks",
"This is why God doesn't talk to us anymore.",
"Probably hawking loogies.",
"Red-anus",
"Were you a falconer? ",
"I get paid.",
"Red boobied",
"why does everyone here think it's an owl\n\nowls are pretty distinctive",
"What’re you talking about lmao, it became not funny about a month after it all happened. It was in every single comment chain in every thread for a month. ",
"N",
"Oops, fixed- and worse, cancer center. They were perching on the sunny side of the roof with their wings spread (this helps kill possible feather parasites and bacteria, and probably just feels good) but it was overlooking the outdoor garden relaxing area for the hospital's chemotherapy patients\n\nNot a very relaxing sight if you aren't used to them!",
"you gotta find a way to feed it. ",
"Hawkward...",
"This could be an omen of sorts. Look into Native American animal omens.",
"I'll be honest I was expecting Manning.",
"Do.... Do you feed it?",
"Care to take a guess at the life expectancy of a nineteenth century schmuck?",
"I don't get the hate against Vultures, they eat dead animals, I'd rather a rotting carcass get eaten then slowly decompose over months",
"Oh you wanna go toe to toe on some bird law?",
"I don't know birds well. Peregrine Falcon? They're very adaptable to city environments, and like tall buildings. In San Francisco, they're very common to see on highrises, and roosting on the bridges. ",
"I think this is the first time I've seen \"literally\" used properly on Reddit, nice!",
"It usually means like, eating fast in the grotesque way a hungry wolf would. \n\n\nAt least that's how I always heard it. I don't know if there's some new fangled gross urban dictionary perversion of it.",
"\"Please don't tap on the glass, it scares the workers\" ",
"10 stories high though ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I feel like they don’t factor this in when designing parking lots in places that get a lot of snow. It can be impossible to find spots in the winter at the mall or the grocery store up here in Edmonton, and it’s because there are suddenly like 25% less spots.",
"Lord of the Reddits: Return of the King",
"I bet your friend gets worried on the weekend :(",
"If someone hasn't given you gold by tomorrow I will.",
"Nice to meet you. So what's it like to be billions of people? ",
"Is this Illinois \n\nEdit: nvm I’m pretty sure I’ve never seen those vulture things here lol",
"Literally free and cold. ",
"This is 1000000% Atlanta.",
"I love nature I feel both physically and spiritually refreshed by it but I'm under no illusion it's a great way to live forever. Maybe a short no society and technology vacation but for the rest of your life eating berries and what you can hunt. No thanks.",
"Somebody was paying attention on 3rd grade science class...",
"Superb owl!",
"r/superbowl",
"What kind of dog is that?",
"Bird nerds, huddle!",
"im outta the loop. whats goin on",
"Yeah, I may work a shitty job that I don't like but you're damn right I'm happy with it as long as it brings in the money!",
"I personally had comment conversations with him. He was ridiculously nice and knowledgeable despite my questions being completely uneducated, he even posted pics from his lab per my request. He was made an example of, but definitely did some unsavory (yet in my opinion forgivable) things. ",
"\"Hey, man. It's cold out, can you let me in?\"\n\n\"N-no...you're a bird.\" \n\n\"Yea, fair enough. It's still cold though.\"",
"https://i.imgur.com/GEr5RbT.jpg - that’s the guy who’s been visiting us on the 4th floor all week :)",
"Plot twist: OP flips the bird to the bird",
"Uhhhh",
"Aww. They know you're dying.",
"Where do you live? I see them all the time in Arizona. Never seen them up close like this, though. ",
"and you have nice co-workers : ) ...\n\nyea I totally get it. Plus, if you are really good with dogs, you can slowly add more services, such as pet sitting, etc. I know a dog walker who is really popular as she sends pics of the dogs while walking them, to their owners. Simple steps that are good for business.\n\n> suicidal thoughts\n\nGood on you for making a change. I wish you all the best as you beat down those thoughts. With your dog walking, you are already doing a great service and contributing to the world around you. Take care of yourself!\n",
"It’s a cat in a hat ",
"They also seem quite small to be a turkey vulture. I’m not sure if turkey vultures are the same size as black vultures when fully grown though. I just moved out of a neighborhood that had a HUGE turkey vulture problem, they would just hang out on the rooftops in groups of like 20+. Those mothers are gigantic. ",
"ITT, people who don't recognize this as the parting words of a missed Unidan.",
"Nothing like a bird that vomits its extremely acidic stomach acid on its enemies",
"Birdman of workatraz",
"Probs a red tailed hawk. ",
"I work on the 11th (top) floor of a hospital in a cardiac unit. We get a pair of hawks from time to time...usually preceding at least one patient death. They are the harbingers of death to all staff on the unit.",
"☝️😄👆 badoop!",
"Im a corvid and my cousins in a joint like that. The lights blink and he has to hit some button. Probably same set up for these humans.",
"That really shouldn't come as a surprise, they're in fact circling over the rotten carcass of your hopes and dreams. ",
"Bird: Hey buddy, I don't know if you realized this, but uh, it's a bit cold here. I'm usually good down to around freezing. We're way past freezing. What ya say you let me in for a bit. But when I want out, let me the fuck out. I'm a bird man. I do bird things.",
"Lol",
"Honestly I see comments like that all the time on Reddit and it boggles my mind. \"I quit my job to create scale models of Victorian mansions out of pipe cleaners and I've never been happier!\" And if you ask them about it they always come up with some convoluted non-answer that I can only assume is code for \"parent's money\".",
"That is so awesome!",
"R/toomeirlformeirl",
"This bird looking at u like u food in a display",
"Not always! I lived in a neighborhood where there was a huge turkey vulture problem. They would just let you walk right up to them if they were feeding on road kill on the street. They didn’t give a fuck. ",
"[What if I'm dead, and YOURE alive?](http://www.ebaumsworld.com/videos/snl-john-lennon-jerry-garcia-memorials/81932170/)",
"> I do raptor rescue\n\nChris Pratt?",
"What a great little guy.",
"you'll want to search Unidan crow incident \n\nhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/people/unidan",
"[My friend was a little sad.](https://imgur.com/a/B1jhW)",
"I thought it was (☞ﾟヮﾟ)☞ ",
"I used to have some pretty large birds sit outside my office window as well. Thought they were checking in on me. Then I realized they couldn’t even see me when I got right up to the window to take a picture. No way they’d let you get that close. They were checking out their own reflection...probably thinking it was another bird. Silly animals. ",
"That’s really cool ",
"Ah the Norwegian Blue, beautiful plumage. ",
"Fun fact, in the French version of Lord of the Rings the character Frodo was called Frodon.",
"Now that you mention it, it does look like it would be a stubborn bird. \n\n",
"What species of hawk is this exactly? ",
"He's looking at you like you owe him money. Like just a mean look lol.",
"[I have a lil friend too!](https://i.imgur.com/PkQ0A7l.jpg)",
"Wow, you were really eagle to tell a pun there. ",
"Henlo fren ",
"What's your new friend's name? ",
"....username... Uh... Finds a way.",
"I mean, I'm no fan of idiots going off and nearly dying trying to be \"free of the system\". But I think the larger point of pointing out wage slavery for what it is, is that the system is rigged for the 1% and the 0.1% even more, and it doesn't have to be that way.",
"Soooo you gonna make him wait or you gonna give him his parcel ",
"r/superbowl ",
"Its called a wolfjob",
"An undercover inspector maybe...",
"Let the Rick flow through you...",
"I think he's trying to warn you. \n\n\"Jim didn't make it. Now your in his office.\"",
"M E T A",
"Sure post a another pic tomorrow",
"K",
"Squawwwkkk",
"“Owl on high floor”, because nothing special ever happens to anyone. r/karmaconspiracy",
"All those german classes finally paid off!",
"They really are huge. And you never really realize just how huge until you see them up close. When they're flying in the air, it's like \"huh, that's a pretty big bird.\" But sitting on a rooftop or flying by you, it's more like \"Dear mother of God, it's a bringer of death.\"\n\nAlso, Turkey Vultures are bigger than Black Vultures, by about 5 inches in length and 1/2 to 1 1/2 feet in wingspan",
"R/superbowl ",
"Jake?",
"Jake.",
">Hogworts\n\nThe knock-off-brand school for those that don’t get into Hogwarts.",
"Well from a birds point of view, aren't most humans in general kinda just stuck on a zoo called land?",
"I'd be smugglin' in dead mice M-F",
"what",
"The fuck are those? Vultures? Holy shit I’ve never seen a vulture but they look so creepy. ",
"He's SPY.... \nmaking sure you won't look up porn. ",
"We dont even geographically belong where most of us are right now. We're like aliens that used technology to spread ourselves to different worlds where we established our own systems of living to boost productivity for the systems sustainability and growth. If we choose to stop being part of the system, we are truly fucked. Being a tribal creature in a modified alien world that views you as a savage if you're not aligned with the system sucks major balls.",
"Your definition of dog is very interesting ",
"Best friend EVER\n",
"Follow the buzzards...",
"That might be his rest area to explore the new world every day ",
"I'll give you a hint. You've been on Reddit for about four years.",
"Yeah, I know I edited 7 minutes before you posted this...\n\nUnless of course, you're correcting my use of *\"copypasta\"* vs **copy** *pasta* which are unofficial custom terms; which makes them both correct, as they're not really official terms to begin with.",
"Some will say he is too hawkish!!",
"!RemindMe tomorrow",
"Cause I'm as freeeeeee as a bird now, and this bird you cannot change! Looooooooordddd knows I can not chayyyaynge!",
"Start feeding it some live mice 🤠\n\nEdit: Looks like you might have to drill a secret latch in the window.",
"I'd love to have a daily visitor like this!",
"Is that you, Simon Blackquill?",
"Please take picture every day and post it.",
"It's so weird that reddit hated on him so hard, for all the shitty things that get vote manipulated, this guy was VMing science, and birds, and book learning things",
"So a liquor store at 5 pm?",
"You didn't fill out your expense reports correctly would you like me to repeat how to fill out your reports?\n\nYes\nNo",
"Is that an owl? It doesnt look like an owl but I cant really tell what it is.",
"!redditsilver",
"Jokes on the birb!",
"People watchin.",
"And I'll get the jolly rancher.",
"You can still find and read all the books to my knowledge.",
"deep",
"do you feed him?\n\nthat might be the reason he comes back.\nit's probably not wrong to feed this kind of bird since they're not prolific in the wild anyway",
"Your comment reminds me of my own top upvoted comment involving a dog and a fish. \nHeart-warming thoughts there bud.",
"And Jolly ranchers ",
"Yeah I'm with ya. Honestly my comment was more for folks who aren't birders and might not think about ranges as being a big deal. ",
"I’m not your buddy, owly.",
"Aww...my only birdie friend is a magpie who flies in, sits on the fence, and tries to get me to boogie whenever I'm washing the dishes by the kitchen windo... OMG! lookit THOSE MURDER TALONS!",
"Where is that?",
"Ask him how's his day.",
"Unfortunately it's been more like 6, I was only bothered to make an account after 2",
"never split the infinitive penis",
"And if someone hasn't given you gold by tomorrow then guild me instead. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iEAn9dNavT4",
"upvote for comment *and* username",
"At first I thought I was seeing an owl. I'm not a birdologist.",
"And one dogecoin is always worth one dogecoin, who knew!",
"Ah, I see. Apologies for the confusion :X",
"What’s his name?",
"You're a plumber",
"Good bot",
"Eagle?",
"the owls are not what they seem",
"#I'm14andThisIsDeep",
"What are vultures like within urban environments? Will they attack pets or even people given the circumstances? Are they generally twats or are they chill until you die? My friend has been going on about that vice documentary about vultures and now I'm interested! ",
"real look\n",
"That’s so cool!!!",
"Yeah I had no clue about the turkey vultures where I used to live until one morning I was driving through the neighborhood and noticed them lining the rooftops of several houses in a row. I mean completely covering the ridges. I stood on the sidewalk when I got home completely perplexed. When a couple walked by I stopped them and asked if they noticed them. They kinda laughed and said, “you must be new here”. Another day they were eating a dead squirrel on the street in front of my house. They would barely get out of the way for oncoming traffic and would let people walk right next to them and they still wouldn’t move. Seeing them on the pavement really made it clear how big they were!",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"https://www.smbc-comics.com/index.php?id=2798",
"Looks like you're in the tallest building for miles...",
"Instead me guild, then tomorrow by gold you given, hasn't someone \n\n^ read backwards \n\nEdit: read comment *above mine* backwards",
"Wow old meme",
"“Have a worm, dying one”",
"I thought everyone knew [the song](https://genius.com/Eminem-stan-lyrics#note-26018). My bad.",
"I'm on the 30th floor, we have one that sits on a ledge a floor below us. In the early mornings you can hear his cries as he triumphantly tells the world \"I caught another fucking pigeon\" ",
"While on the tenth floor\nTo visit a dinosaur \nJust open the door",
"Hawkwarrrrddddd~~~",
"Ahahahawrrr arrrw ehehaw heHA, heHA!",
"So fun sounds Asian...is he Asian?",
"I was hoping to spare myself the celebrity jeopardy references.",
"The bird is going through a mid-life crisis. He wished he would have stayed in college and now longs for the daily 9-to-5 routine in a warm office. And unlike us, he can always jump out the window if the pressure gets to him one day...and fly away.",
"“I’m here for today’s feather scruffs my good man.”",
"That’s a weird looking owl!",
"They'd say a *bitch* in bird's clothing.",
"Hey BirdNerd! I have a question: I want to spot and watch the local cooper's hawks kill the local mice. I live in a large city. Where's the likeliest place a Coopers Hawk might live? What time of day do they go hunting? What are some good urban birdwatching tips?",
"I c wut u did there #animorphs",
"Where are you located? I have it narrowed down to maybe Virginia but I can't tell for sure",
"More like the gangly, effeminate lovechild of Chris Pratt and David Tennant\n\nMy first job was actually in Jurassic Park at Universal Studios, I joke that I started and ended with raptors.",
"\"yes you are, you'll be stone dead in a moment",
"After that he visits McDonald's, I'm certain ",
"He/She looks cold. ",
"That MF from Hogwarts",
"You can only read them a certain amounts of times a year😭",
"\"I believe you have my stapler.\" Please tell me someone gets that!",
"Tonight. You.",
"I’d totally want to leave food out on the windowsills for them.",
"Reddit pre-gold? Reddit gold futures?",
"What a sweet looking baby. Little white belly 😍",
"CHUBBYFLYBOI",
"Yesss",
"Eyes are greatly overrated, In my perception!",
"Ohhh that bitch. That goddamn bitch.",
"We had an office bird. The (other) office vegan/animal rights personality in the office always drew everyone's attention to it. \"I'm worried about that bird. Is he ok?\"\n\nYeah, Sharon. He's fine. He visits here on leisure. We visit to be chastised every day. ",
"Does he always drop your letter from Hogwarts?",
"I just want to ruffle his little feathers. He'd peck me to death. Totally. Worth. It.",
"r/birbs",
"Bringing him some chicken meat. ",
"Name it ",
"Probably wants food. ",
"Plot twist: The bird kept flying away so OP stuffed it",
"From the birdman point of view: Hello motherfucker! ",
"Your boss trained a falcon to watch you? Get back to work, Steve!",
"Senu! Just checking out the floor plan and security. ",
"That would make any shitty job worth it.",
"Sounds like Brazil and Office Space had a baby",
"[*guitar soloing intensifies*](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25683IE5v9g)",
"Freedom chicken! 🦅 ",
"> Hogworts\n\nHawkwarts.",
"Guy Fawkes the Hawk? Guy Hawks?",
"Plot twist: The bird is looking at his own reflection.",
"\"When is Julia gonna give me my maternity leave\" -Hawk\n-Michael Scott ",
"Eh I don't want to downvote you for not reading the question properly, take an upvote",
"or maybe an enemy. ",
"I'm confused",
"That is.. heavy. \n\nBut still also zoos are bad etc ",
"BBBBBABY YOU AINT SEEN NOTHIN YET",
"where is this?",
"cute ",
"Is that a picture from the 80s?",
"Quit my bank job to work in a restaurant. My health care is better than it was and my pay $2 more an hour (unfortunately for my argument my privilege means my retirement plan doesn't change I just have to be smart about money).",
"What kind of doggos are that? ",
"I hear ya ... but one can actually make decent money walking dogs ... \n\nDepending upon the safety net one has, why not take more risky options. Also, when they may initially quit their day job, the first venture might be really out there, like your example. But once a person has had time to think, they might pursue something different.\n\n> \"parent's money\"\n\nI know a lot of people don't have this option. But I also think that if I was a parent, and my child was going through a tough time, I could think of no better use of my money than to let them take a break from their daily grind and get back on track. Sure, I might internally roll my eyes at some \"outlandish\" ideas, but that's better than telling them to \"suck it up\" in the face of suicidal thoughts. Sometimes people just need some time to figure out things on their own.\n\nSorry for the rant.",
"There’s some Harry Potter fan fiction out there and some are very well written. ",
"I had to read this a few times. Have your upboat.",
"Sometimes your references miss, all depends on who the first people to see it were I guess, for the record I didn't downvote I just felt really bad.",
"He can’t commit suicide",
"I want to give him scratches but I don’t think he would like it. ",
"hate to brrak it to you but your friend is not a replacement for human contact and socialisation.",
"Boss: \"Who are you talking to?\"\n\n\"That bird just told me to grab my sword for an epic quest\"\n\n\"Well don't fuck around, man! Ready your sword and prepare for adventure!\"",
"> I just felt really bad.\n\nWhich is what made me disappointed. Don't care about karma, I have enough to feed me for months.",
"> dances to attract mates\n\nUnfortunately my dance scare mates and birds alike :(",
"That's how I choose to interpret the ending of Birdman",
"Well your office view depresses the fuck out of me. ",
"Say hello to your friend from Reddit. ",
"Its the IRA",
"Bird’s visiting daily to sympathise how sad your life is ",
"Sir, I believe you meant *Hawkworts*",
"I swear I’ve seen Animorphs comments every day this week. ",
"Still funemployed for the weekend ",
"It's clearly your familiar! Try waving a stick around and see if stuff happens",
"2 weeks later. Find another job and get locked up again.",
"Looks like a down syndrome birdie.",
"/r/2meirl4meirl",
"At this point I am expecting a subreddit for every stuff I see!\nFor examples I expect some guy posting a subreddit related to this bird or this scenario",
"All the fluff makes it look like a baby bird.",
"From everything I've ever read or seen about Vultures, they strictly feed on carrion, or deadstuffs. I'm not an expert, so there may be a few incidences of various species occasionally feeding on live prey, but from what I understand, they aren't as well equipped for *hunting* as they are for *scavenging.*\n\nFor example, their feathers and wings (broad and flat, with primary--or \"tip\" feathers--outstretching long to reduce drag) are optimal for soaring for long periods of time. And they have extremely keen smell, as compared to keen eyesight of other birds of prey, being able to smell corpses from miles away--even if the body is freshly deceased. Their bald heads are actually adapted so that gore and other fluids from the carrion doesn't stick in their feathers when they jam their head into the carrion. Their stomach acid kills bacteria and diseases that would otherwise be deadly. \n(A lot of this info I learned from that awesome article that /u/Neze recommended)\n\nSo, as far as attacking humans or pets, the chances are slim to none. Vultures often are content waiting for other scavengers to do their work on the corpse before them, and then taking their turn. So definitely more the \"eat corpses and chill\" type then the \"I will consume your very soul, weak being\" type. I know that Vultures are quite active in suburban environments, which is interesting because I never think of a ton of dead stuff in the suburbs, but perhaps that speaks the the vultures' expediency in cleaning corpses. Really not sure how they'd act in a city, if they'd be there at all, but I wouldn't be surprised if they took to scavenging raw meat from garbage cans.\n\nI'm glad you're interested because vultures are really cool in many ways and essential for a healthy environment. It's a shame they get a tad demonized for being evil, gross, or scary. ",
"Why reddit exits? This is why.",
"Is there a reddit contest for best comment of the year?",
"I want to have such a friend, too!",
"Birdie! 😍",
"They never split from the dinosaurs, and they can't split from the dinosaurs. The [dinosauria](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dinosaur#Taxonomy) clade is *way* upstream from where the birds are branching out.\n\nI literally can't find meaning in the second half of your comment.",
"well, there it is",
"Hurricane Insane.",
"Winter is coming.",
"I have also Friend (bird) on my Office.",
"At be de peregrine galvon swoopson",
"Do you wish to hear what I said again? \n\n>Yes\n No",
"Share your sandwich tomorrow! ",
"Some people aren't cut out to kill that part of them that has hopes and dreams and live in the darkness working for the man.",
"You can always go flying with bird ",
"What city is that?",
"Wait is this really a thing?",
"That’s a handsome birddo ",
"can't live a day without a job...",
"Obviously not, if they can't get out the window. Sheesh.",
"I also quit my job lately due to suicidal thoughts. Needed to just calm down and focus on the basics of life, and I'm not gonna say its been great so far, but things have definitely been a lot better. I feel like I can finally breathe again, so much stress has been lifted off my shoulders.\n\nEdit: Feels wrong to say I had suicidal thoughts because I never really wanted to die, but i was definitely anxious about struggling to find a reason to live, however I definitely do want to live, I know that deep down.",
"Good, not feeling bad anymore though just relieved that a group of people didn't have to go through a suicide, it's one of the worst things that can happen to a community.",
"Got any rodents?",
"!isbot HorribleBot",
"Hello humans",
"Name him Mike. That way, if he doesn't show up one day, you can walk around the office asking \"have you seen Mike Hawk?\"",
"Are you working at bitfinex?",
"I wasn't deriding anyone from accepting help from parents, although I can see now how you'd infer that. I guess I've just had personal experiences with friends, especially from college, who pretend to be self-made and some times act like they're baffled why you don't just follow your dreams. (By the way it's equally possible that, being frustrated by my own position of growing up in poverty and never having been given a single bit of help, I'm projecting those frustrations as a defense mechanism.) But of course you're right, if and when I have kids hopefully I can make it easier for them than it was for me. ",
"Looks a lot like Alaska\n",
"He can tweet whatever he likes! Until Monday when his new boss looks on it and fires him for saying something political",
"what kind of bird is this?",
"He's looking at him like he wants something.",
"Cute :)",
"I have nothing to contribute but I'd like some gold",
"> Turkey Vultures.\n\nHere's the thing. You said a \"Vulture is a Turkey Vulture.\"\nIs it in the same family? Yes. No one's arguing that.\nAs someone who is a scientist who studies Turkey Vultures, I am telling you, specifically, in science, no one calls Vultures Turkey Vultures. If you want to be \"specific\" like you said, then you shouldn't either. They're not the same thing.\nIf you're saying \"Turkey Vulture family\" you're referring to the taxonomic grouping of Corvidae, which includes things from nutcrackers to blue jays to ravens.\nSo your reasoning for calling a Vulture a Turkey Vulture is because random people \"call the black ones Turkey Vultures?\" Let's get grackles and blackbirds in there, then, too.\nAlso, calling someone a human or an ape? It's not one or the other, that's not how taxonomy works. They're both. A Vulture is a Vulture and a member of the Turkey Vulture family. But that's not what you said. You said a Vulture is a Turkey Vulture, which is not true unless you're okay with calling all members of the Turkey Vulture family Turkey Vultures, which means you'd call blue jays, ravens, and other birds Turkey Vultures, too. Which you said you don't.\nIt's okay to just admit you're wrong, you know?\n",
"Ah one of the 'it happened once so it happens every day' shitposts. Do you have any other photos of the birds visit on different days?\n\nThere's a reason why these types of posts never include a collage. ",
"Hey you're a hawk, right? That's cool. You seen my new movie? Say hi to your mother for me, alright?",
"\"I'm just people watchin'\"",
"Stfu maggot",
"Seems like he just had his meal!",
"Monkey needs a handful of salt more like it.",
"I saw The Suicidal Thoughts open for Molly Hatchet and I agree — you guys aren't missing much. Drummer plays way too loud. \n",
"I mean, not really. Working girl, oldest profession, yada yada",
"“What the hell you lookin at bitch ass” ",
"In Greece it looks like this even without the snow in the morning.",
"what a beautiful bird",
"I think it's the bird's bathroom.",
"Lol",
"I started my job I never got today",
"Those talons 😮😮",
"Humans are strange. \n\nWe build our own cages and live inside of them.",
"... Ruffled?",
"[relevant They Can Talk comic](http://theycantalk.com/post/126593764005/shark-rescue-signed-prints-facebook)",
"what city was that?",
"It's just a feathered cat",
"/r/2meirl4meirl",
"I mister Hairy Potter",
"Where is this?",
"I thought it was a jackdaw",
" My mom calls blue jays \"backyard bullies \" cuz they're just dicks to all the other birds. ",
"Well now I'm sobbing.",
"thumbnail looked like a severed head wearing their hair in a bun",
"how cool :) wish I had that dude :P",
"What's worse, being the bird nerd to clarify its likely a black vulture? Or being the bird nerd to comment on that post saying they thought the same thing. \n\nAsking for a friend ",
"You don't give yourself enough credit. We're resourceful. Some people find solace in that",
"Not sure, but wouldn't be surprised if it was. The ones around here love the rock cliffs overlooking fields.",
"Looks like a Red-tailed Hawk to me",
"Of prey",
"\"You know you can get out there, right?\"",
"Baader-meinhoff phenomenon.",
"Joey: “Owl you doin”\n\nI’ll show myself out. ",
"That owl totally saw your weird porn",
"Not sure... Below the head looks like an owl. But the head looks like a falcon or eagle.",
"I guess it is probably some sort of cold climate eagle.",
"you dont have a steady income anymore Ha!",
"He looks like he wants something. To get in out of the cold perhaps.",
"I would love that. It’s GD poetic.",
"They show extreme intelligence, even problem-solving intelligence. Especially the big one. We bred eight originally, but when she came in she took over the pride and killed all but two of the others. That one... when she looks at you, you can see she's working things out. That's why we have to feed them like this. She had them all attacking the fences when the feeders came.",
"What kind of cat is this?",
"Looks like he wants to eat you",
"Last time I saw a vulture at work he stole my criminal case",
"[The ol' poof 'n' floof.](https://youtu.be/s5TQ6hmsWio)\n\n",
"[Have another!](https://i.imgur.com/WoJpnWl.jpg)",
"I could set the building on fire",
"\"Office Tower\" sounds really scary.",
"well said dude",
"... Is this sarcasm?",
"Don't get me started on tps reports\n",
"> why you don't just follow your dreams\n\nhaha ... I know the feeling: \"Sure, I will start following my dreams right after my second shift ends ¯\\\\_(ツ)_/¯\"\n\n> if and when I have kids hopefully I can make it easier for them than it was for me.\n\n: ) ... I hope you get to beat the poverty cycle. The quote from the movie \"Hell or High Water\" had hit me hard:\n\n\"I've been poor my whole life, like a disease passing from generation to generation. But, not my boys. Not anymore.\"\n",
"I'm sure it makes me a vile person for laughing so hard but that is hysterical. I feel like, if I saw this as a Cancer patient, I'd get a much needed laugh from that",
"[I too have a friend like that. He sometimes brings his own friends with him.](https://imgur.com/a/2Gpp1)",
"*Magnificent friend*",
"I have the strongest urge to pet it",
"I'd totally use a hawk over an owl. They're faster and offer better service during working hours.",
"Great",
"Lucky!\n",
"This shit is ready to rip off your eyes from its socket. I can feel it. There are powerful muscles that can crunch a turtle like gumballs behind beak edges as sharp as a Gillette. ",
"Your friend is majestic af ",
"I Googled [Buteo.](https://www.google.com/search?q=Buteo&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8)",
"Eh don't worry. Thats just Maui messin around. You're welcome.",
"Once a dinosaur, always a dinosaur.\n\nAt least that's the case in phylogenetic taxonomy, and if you have a different 'technically' in mind, the previous poster is still right.",
"you gonna finish that salmon?",
"Hmmm... I haven't known Cooper's Hawks to live in cities, they're typically in forested areas or suburbs. They will typically nest in decently large ~2ft diameter nests high in trees. From what I've seen of Cooper's Hawks, as well as Red-tails and other diurnal birds of prey, they will start their excursion early in the morning--around 5-6 am, just when the sun is rising and the night sky lightens to a soft, dim blue--by perching in trees and surveying the land. I usually see them flying and soaring around noon, and occasionally see a fly by just before dusk. I'd say your best bet of seeing one is early morning, with a good chance of seeing one until noon.\n\nI have heard of Peregrine Falcons living and hunting in cities though. I know that they will actively hunt pigeons and hand out on higher floors of tall buildings that have available perches or window ledges for vantage. I've heard that there is a nesting pair inside Philadelphia's city hall. \n\nUnfortunately, I haven't done too much urban bird watching, living in suburbia all my life. But I'd say check parks within the city as those are likely to be relatively undisturbed areas, where birds that are more bashful than your common pigeon might reside. For birds of prey, keep an eye out for high buildings where they may be perching for vantage, or buildings with open areas containing crevasses that may be in use for nesting (such as city hall in Philadelphia). \n\nApologies if this info is a bit broad or vague. I'm not an expert or an ornithologist, just a guy who really likes feathery bois :P, so I'm basing this off of what I've read and experienced . Hope it was helpful in some way!",
"\"Yeah, the people going in and out of here make fine targets, FOR ME TO POOP ON.\" - Triumph The Insult Comic Bird",
"He wants to kill OP.",
"Office Hawk. Watching you masturbate.",
"I'm afraid of heights.",
"I don't think it became too terrible until everyone found out he was updooting his own horn. He basically acted like he'd done nothing wrong and reddit swarmed him for it. After,he definitely became a condescending douche to absolutely everyone",
"Where is it, if I may ask?",
"Being a bird nerd is never a bad thing so I dunno!",
"Well buddy, here’s your chance. “/u/IYodaYourComment”",
"Senu! ",
"JA! JA!",
"scranton?",
"If you're into spirit animals, the owl represents wisdom and knowledge. And if you're continually visited by the animal, in this case an owl, it means some wisdom or knowledge is coming to you soon. Perhaps something in your life that you are currently pondering or will need.",
"I think its addicted. What do u feed it every morning? XD",
"It's pretty scummy they even considered trying their luck in the first place.",
"That damn vulture",
"Wow that is beautiful!",
"I don’t think so. I get paid enough to be happy. Just anecdotal though.",
"Me too! I have 6 days left to work and I already feel relieved",
"They all look parked right?!",
"its not like a zoo. It is a zoo. The peasants in the office toil while the head of the company gets most of the money.",
"Luckkyyyy",
"that's a nice friend",
"That looks so cozy. ",
"Every day, I come to visit this poor flightless creature, trapped in the stone glass tower prison.\n\nWhat is it thinking? What life does it know, without the pure freedom of the open sky, with only its stunted limbs to carry its hunched tubby body around its cell?\n\nI wish I could tell it how curious I am about it. I wish I could convey to it my well-wishes, my hope for it to have safety and contentment in lieu of its freedom. Certainly it does not seem distressed; every time it sees me it reacts with alertness and animation.\n\nWe are not so different, you and I, for all that I have a boundless domain and you only your confining walls, for all that I have wings and light but you, my poor flightless ape, have no knowledge of liberty or life. We have the kinship shared by all living things.\n\nI am free, and you are not... but I am ever your friend. I will see you again tomorrow.",
"You may have an Animal Companion. Consult your local Guild of Rangers.",
"What a great story! =) ",
"\"Have you typed out that quarterly report yet, Steven? I need it on my nest by next Wednesday.\" -insert loud bird sounds-",
"Not meaning to be rude, but this looks like one of those bots. Not gonna click on hat link",
"Are you one of them?",
"Punch your dick off.",
"Take the remaining too.",
"And for some reason this girl I used to work with ghosted me and I don’t know why ",
"Wonder if this is what sharks feel when you go into the shark cage",
"*silently judging you for not not working*",
"(O_O;)",
"You lucky son of a bitch. ",
"Dude, it's cold out - let him in!",
"So beautiful! Enjoy!",
"Millennial Falcon",
"Good for you dude. A lot of people never gather enough courage to make that choice and decide to do what makes them the happiest instead of conforming to the \"acceptable standards\" so to speak. I despise society (including my parents) for expecting everyone to live a life full of stress, miserable jobs, and long hours just to build a career that pays well. For most people, spending the entirety of your life focused on work and becoming wealthy is called success.. but after seeing my dad's strive for this while growing up and what it's *really* like, it honestly seems like hell. Sure he can afford to buy expensive things and live in a grand house, but he never has the chance to appreciate any of it because he would rather keep working lmao. Like wtf is the point in buying a new car if you're going to drive it once and show it to friends, then park it in the garage for ever with rest of them? Is the extreme anxiety and stress, marriage problems, children neglect, unstable mood, and frequent embarrassing fits of rage seriously worth it in order to appear as what most people define as \"success\"?? By the time he retires, he will have already missed his chance to enjoy his life and truly be happy. Anyways done with the rant lol, just wanted to share a personal experience that I hope motivates you to continue making this choice. :}",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"It shouldn't be. You are literally free. You can do whatever you want, and if you decide to live from the land like the bird does, you can absolutely do that. But you know what? That is way harder than it sounds, at that's why hardly anyone does it. \n\nI don't line it when people act like they are slaves to their jobs. That's not true. People have jobs because it's nicer than the alternative. ",
"¿",
"He's trying his best to keep his excitement in check but I can tell it's a struggle. ",
"ROOOOOOCCCCCKKK FLAAAAAAAAAAAAGGG AND EEEEEEAAAGLEEEEE\n\nOh wait wrong song",
"Snow White, is that you?",
"This is literally the coolest thing ever",
"I'd probably do the same. If there's anything I learned from the movie The Life of Brian, it's [\"Always look on the bright side of life.\"](https://youtu.be/WlBiLNN1NhQ)",
"Your \"friend\" is waiting for the hard, cold forcefield to drop so he can go for your eyes.",
"\"wow look at there, those sure are some big birds. Wait a second...awww that just ain't right. Get inside Timmy.\"",
"HEY, WAKE UP AND DO SOMETHING",
"> Enoemos t'nsah, nevig uoy dlog yb worromot neht, dliug em daetsni\n\nWhat is that, elven? Speak English you fucking nerd!",
"\"thinking of ways I could fly away from reality\"\n\nfuck you and your wings btw.",
"\"Hello, how's the weather today?\"",
"The second half of his sentence hides the meaning of life in it",
"He's watching you like a hawk.",
"Emm what city is this?",
"he loves you",
"\"So um, are you gonna finish that sandwich?\" ",
"lucky you! also good thing you have a force field to protect you",
"Please draw a monocle, top hat, cane, and bow tie on the window to line up with him. Post results please.",
"I love hawks. They’re beautiful. I could stare at them all day \n",
"Does he have a name",
"Unlucky he ain’t talking back.. :(",
"Open the window he's clearly been trying to deliver a letter. ",
"What country are you in, OP? ",
"so inhumane keeping those humans in a building for 8 hours with linited free time.",
"I have never seen a wild thing feel sorry for itself. A bird will fall frozen dead from a bow without ever having felt sorry for itself.",
"https://i.imgur.com/VdW0b.gif",
"That's what I thought too until I learned that owls are not too smart in real life. Now crows, crows are really intelligent creatures. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/asUjn6q.jpg",
"I'm in Los angeles. we have a few different kinds of hawks here. I know there are peregrines around. I dont think Ive seen a peregeine hunting, theor little peak shape doesnt seem like the hawks Ive spotted gping after mice. Im 80% it's the cooper's hawk I see hunting near the subway. I'll get confirmation as I watch for them, I guess. \n\nThanks for the tips! I'll keep an eye out during their peak hours.",
"It seems a bit low for a 10th floor. ",
"now it's a cement skyscraper, what's the problem ",
"More like “hey man it’s cold as shit out here, let me in” ",
"Be my eyes, Senu.",
"Plot twist: OP is also a bird.",
"Exactly. I don't like my job, but fuck it, I get paid enough to not care. That money gives me more freedom than I'd ever have without it.",
"You miss 100% of the shots you don’t take! - Wayne Gretzky - Michael Scott",
"His body is shaped like a small vase ",
"He's looking for a wingman",
"YOU are the problem.",
"That’s no friend! That’s a government spy! ",
"She's global.",
"Bird whisperer.",
"You can judge a person by the company they keep.",
"That’s not a vulture bird",
"🍲🍵🍜Soup!",
"I prefer Lay's.",
"Oh henlo",
"We feed the birds during winter, when there's no food, one of them would fly into the window to remind us that they are hungry.",
"[Something like this?](http://i.imgur.com/ItRZTef.gifv)",
"Plot twist, OP breaks baby rabbit necks for a living!",
"Bird is long lost friend reincarnated.",
"That comment was deeper than most people think",
"Arkham Knight?",
"*Cries in elven*",
"OP can you open the window? I'd love to know if you can feed him.",
"May I suggest you getting a pet hamster for your office?!",
"Maybe He/She is a human who loved you in a previous life, just stops by everyday to admire.",
"That is awesome",
"You are in a zoo for birds.",
"Well, same, I work, I get paid, I'm happy with it. I was just genuinely curious because it can easily go either way.",
"It looks like he wants to give you a quest.",
"I'm with you guys, I just couldn't tell if you meant it or not. Could've gone either way.",
"Reason enough to keep a few spare dead mice in your pocket.",
"DO PEE WHEEH WHEEH \n\n\nDO PEE DO ^PEE DO PEE WHEEH \n\n\n\nDO PEE DO WHEEH ^DO WHEEEH ^DO WHEEH ^DO WHEEH ^DO WHEEH DOWHEEH ",
"\"Sir, can we talk ? Have you taken time to embrace mountains into your heart?\"",
"Are there any about the erotic adventures of Hermione?",
"The owls are not what they seem",
"Xerxes?",
"Hawkward",
"What an odd-looking pidgeon",
"A spy from a rival company",
"I was in hospital once in Folkestone (I think it was the Queen Victoria hospital) to have some grommets put in my ears to deal with recurring ear infections. There was a Seagull who would always visit at lunchtime and tap on the window to get some food.",
"Just finished watching The Deathly Hallows 2. I binge watch the whole thing at least once a year. ",
"How do you keep this birds attentions? Is he interested in you or was this a quick moment where he was turning around? ",
"but what is kind of birdt? is hawk? is eagle? is owl? :thinking:",
"His name? Are you going to introduce us?",
"now be the bird, come to my place :)",
"Looks like a smallish city. Whereabouts?",
"The human will learn to fly someday ",
"Yeah but here's an interesting thought venture... would you rather be the bird or the human in the cubicle office?",
"10th floor! I think is confused what the f@ck humans are doing in that high 🤔",
"Yes it is definitely a red-tailed hawk. Like another person that replied, I am also a former falconer. But unlike them I was a birder before a falconer, so I will go ahead and confirm it’s a redtail. ",
"Fair enough. I'm just the more optimistic type, but someone with a different outlook could have totally said what I did in a sarcastic manner.",
"If you took the bird when it was a chick and kept it in a cage for half its life, it would also find it impossible to survive in the wild. That's essentially what's been done to us.",
"I think that’s a peregrine falcon. The fastest animal alive. If it’s not, I need not listen to my 6 year old.",
"Harvey birdman... Attorney at lawwwaaww!!",
"DidjyagetthatthingIsentya?",
"Just judging. ",
"Nah, the cages were built a long time ago and we were born into them.",
"Would feed him some kfc",
"Lift up your stapler and say \" by the power of grey skull\"",
"I'd laugh, but it's nicht lustig.",
"I was, I was told ther, there would be wenches.",
"Then you truly are SQUAWK!",
"I can't get the image out of my head that the bird just sits are stares at you like that for hours... ",
"r/meirl",
"What’s the problem?\n\nThey pay me well, my co workers are really nice. I do site visits half the time. I genuinely enjoy my work. I feel like a lot of people who rag on “Office jobs” have never actually been in one. I used to work in retail and grocery stores and was really poor, it SUCKED. Now I’m downtown, I can take days off whenever I want, it’s really great. I’d take my nice office job any day over any of the last ten jobs I had.",
"Of course most people couldn't survive in the wild because they don't have the skills - same way a hunter-gatherer would lack the skills to survive in our society. Doesn't prove anything.",
"Hedwig has mail ",
"Probably should buy into bitcoin soon.",
"Probably The Field Mouse and Small Mammal Autopsy Department of a research lab.",
"I think he wants to pick your brain...",
"Looks like an eagle",
"Who me? I’m not Asian, I’m a white guy..",
"Planet Earth is rockin’ it!",
"Never had to think about this being in australia ",
"HOLD UP hold up, you can't equate might with strength. Might is a combination of strength, charisma, and knowledge.\n",
"Plot twist: OP is a birdie.",
"Watch [chickens fight over a mouse](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJis37RsEvk).",
"That bird does NOT look like he is your friend. More like he wishes the glass wasn't in the way so he could peck your eyes out.",
"No it wasn't. ",
"He looks like a Jeremy ",
"Need birb for scale ",
"Wow Very nice...\n I Interested This Project",
"“I’ve been coming over for the past 10 days. Are we gonna fuck or not?”",
"Its.",
"Monkey needs to accept that this is how things are gonna be.",
"Too slow :(",
"Kaepora Gabora",
"I’m thinking your office has a rodent problem. ",
"Blimey that's a big bird I get a robin or two in the cold weather 👍",
"ME TOO!",
"r/superbowl ",
"fuck that, birds like “let me in, freezin ass cold out here, feed me somethin, I promise not to cut you with these razor blade finger nails”",
"Griffin! Peter?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"You rappel from the roof!",
"Shit.. that's actually really deep",
"He looks very dissapointed..",
"What a relatable bird.\n\nIf I were a bird of prey, able to reach even the highest building, I would totally waste time peering into windows and watching the creatures inside.",
"I look at the picture, and it's like he's looking into my soul. ",
"On his desk by 5PM or you're fired johnson",
"‘I live on the 15th floor of a tower block,\nAnd when I get bored I wave hello to the passers by,\nAnd when they look up I gob in their eye’\n\nPoints will be awarded for the;\n\nSinger\nThe TV show\nAny other verses\nAny pictures of Pamela Stephenson",
"why he is stops daily",
"> it's human friend\n\nTop comment has basic grammar error.\n\nPardon me while I exit the thread and await downvotes from \"helpless\" victims of autocorrect who can't proofread, or from youngsters who think it doesn't matter because class isn't in session.",
"Birds are really cute. I like their faces.",
"judging him daily?",
"It will come back every year!! My hometown has had a family of Peregrine Falcons that have moved in on one of the downtown highrise hotels. They even set up a live web cam to watch them when they're in town!\n\nhttp://www.species-at-risk.mb.ca/pefa/p-webcams.html\n\nEdit: Adding the website that has a link to the live cam. It's down for the winter because they've gone south, butnits amazing watching the birds grow up every year!!\n",
"It looks like it would have Liam Neeson's voice ",
"Awh, it's little face. ",
"Deep man",
"Don’t scare them or they’ll vomit!",
"Birds of prey are actually excellent at adapting to urban areas.",
"You both need to visit r/outside - you’ll fit right in.",
"Lmao..... he's looking at carrion. He has that hungry look as if to say, \n'not long now .... soon.... '\nGet out, while you can !!!!",
"No he grammer okei! >:(",
"corporate espionage at its finest",
"“Hey you there, four legged walking bastard. Open that glass so we can have a talk, maybe eat a little. Get you “",
"man, all of the songs from k-dst are irreversibly indented to my brain forever",
"“Hey bub, you got the stuff?”",
"I would sleep with vultures for a promotion.",
"I had an owl crashed into my office window once. My first thought was YES MY HOGWARTS LETTER IS FINALLY HERE. ",
"Plot twist: you’re a wizards and you secretly can summon/speak to birds",
"What kinda chicken is that?",
"What’s your daily interaction like?",
"https://s-media-cache-ak0.pinimg.com/originals/1f/af/82/1faf82c85c59d72f9d1f6633fe1b6df3.jpg",
"MY HUMP MY HUMP MY HUMP MY LOVELY LADY LUMPS",
"Our college IT helpdesk used to have a man in on Saturday mornings but it was pretty dead since there wasn't much going on on those days most of the time. The staff lot usually had 3 or 4 cars in it tops. My co-worker received a parking ticket one time on a Saturday for accidentally parking with her tire about 2 inches over the yellow line. I can understand (and agree with) a ticket for something like that on a weekday when that parking lot gets pretty full but it is stupid to do that when nobody else needs to park there. I think she got the ticket thrown out for the stupidity.",
"Is this a... what day is this?",
"!redditgarlic",
"I'm not a native English speaker but I never had trouble with \"it's\" and \"it's\" or the other errors common with native speakers. Now it seems the more comments I read without a correction, the more I'm starting to miss the errors. This was one of those times. So thank you for writing this comment even though it has become pretty unpopular to correct grammar these days.",
"He’s practically the bird equivalent of a zookeeper. ",
"You wrote twice the same thing \"it's\".",
"Aw do you tickle it?",
"Oh thank you! I'll leave it so this comment thread makes sense :)",
"This happened to me in Manchester (UK) a few years ago but they didn't cancel it. Pricks.",
"Hey human, open de window I'm freezing here!",
"Really wish I could quit my job and do something like that that's relaxing and enjoyable...",
"How does that work? I mean the job itself. From beginner to final stage. I mean you learn the paperwork's, you lure in some clients and make them decide to buy them a car with add on previledges. Is it so? Then what do this till you retire.\n\nMe irl *sounds about right*\n",
"And was he carrying your invitation to Hogwarts?",
"Owww.. Thats Cute",
"#Hawkward",
">3.5 years ago\n\nwtf",
"A friend Hoo stops by daily. ",
"As a birdologist I want to inform you he's just there to stare you down after shitting on your windshield.",
"**ad spam site, don't open**\n\nIt looks like a normal image host however it's a notorious spam ring thats been all over reddit and was featured on r/bestof.\n\nThe comments replying to the link are also bots.",
"Unless the windows are reflective from the outside. Then there's another bird trapped in the building.",
"Correct, report it and it should be removed soon.",
"Dried shit has your story checking out OP. Carry on",
"I’m sorry sir, I’ll get those reports to you right away. ",
"Don't ask why but I imagine this birb sounding like Tommy Wiseau",
"I wish to be an eagle ",
"Sounds like a waste of time to me.",
"What city do you live in that you just casually have birds of prey visiting you at work? ",
"Better check the walls for corpses.",
"There are still opportunities for homesteading, yes. If someone can live, I’ll be impressed. Most would. Actually sounds like a damn good idea for a YouTube channel. ",
"Hawkward ",
"rick",
"Thank you! (Some people just don’t share our imagination.)",
"He stole my wedding venue too!",
"Aww he’s cute! ",
"Is it a he or a she? What's its name?",
"That would be the physical sound of the stapler, but Marty is verbalizing it like it’s more powerful, and taking out hordes of enemies.",
"Looks grim outside. Where is it",
"Bird learned a young age not to bang on the glass cage of the humans as to not scare them away",
"Who?",
"I actually specialize in bird law.",
"Yolandi Vi$$er",
"Fuck You talking about? It’s 29 degrees right now in Tampa. Wtf is this shit! Make it stop!",
"The cage is there for protection, it’s wondering what you taste like.",
"Meanwhile I'm stuck in MG2 ! ",
"Maybe he's just super vain and likes to stare intently at his reflection four a few hours a day. You don't know his life, man.",
"Only on Cheetos day",
"Thanks /u/VORTXS, we've taken care of them.",
"Lol he thought this immature hawk was an owl\n\n(Inb4 you thought a Falcon was a hawk) ",
"Rescue animals , Stop False Politic\nStand Up You're Not Alone!",
"now he can die fastly ",
"What an amazing friend you have-the best sort infact. I'd LOVE this!!.",
"Owl often do you do an eagle high fiverwing?",
"My thoughts exactly. Looks dire! ",
"Plot twist: Bird is OP.",
"Lucky bastard.\n\nSorry, it had to be said - I'd be overjoyed if I got such a visitor, so I'm jealous as hell.",
"Umm...Assassin's Creed Origins?",
"The word is rappel, man.",
"Do you feed it bro? Show it some YouTube videos?",
"#FRIENDS DON'T LIE",
"It's so fucking cool!! I'd be happy to go to office just to see the birds!",
"We have problems with them at a vacation cabin my family owns. Any ideas on how to get them to stop chewing up our grill cover or pulling the rubber gaskets from around our doors? For some reason they freaking love rubber and will destroy it wherever they can find it. We're having some luck with a sonic repeller, luckily.",
"> and the bird is literally free as a bird.\n\nWhat about farm chickens?",
"There's no such thing.",
"Yay! Unemployment is awesome!",
"31 in Sarasota. I'm so cold!!!!",
"Do you not want your letter from Hogwarts?",
"[Look at all those...](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=F-X4SLhorvw)",
">You are the one who is locked up and the bird is literally free as a bird.\n\nThe bird gets it while the human has only progressed to the denial phase.",
"Clean the window OP !\n",
"Push him off one day and see if he ever comes back ",
"The bird looks like a Jerry.. or Magnus.",
"Dude, give him a piece of your roadkill sandwich already.",
"There must be some quality road kill in your parking lot. Try not to read too far into that. ",
"^^^mister ^^^world ^^^wide...",
"Maybe he is trying to say you something",
"There's a ton of homesteading channels, but most of the people are kind of crazy. And certainly not as talented as the guy who build stuff out of nothing in the woods.",
"he's gunna eat you mate",
"I think you've been accepted to Hogwarts ",
"shut up bird!",
"Welcome to academia. ",
"This guy birds.",
"Subscribed",
"Same as falconers or anyone working with bird of preys. The only reason the bird is coming back when it's out flying is because it _wants_ to come back. The moment it considers it not being worth anymore it's just flying away.",
"I laughed so hard at this, that my teacher kicked me out of class. Worth it!",
"What a hoot!",
"You mean, Harry and Draco.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Plot twist. Bird is the word ",
"I like that shift of view",
"Beak-areful around that guy!",
"\"Coincidence? *You* decide.\"",
"Is that from GTA? I can't keep up with these acronyms from you young whipper snappers. Freebird is from Lynyrd Skynyrd dammit.",
"The Illumanti is watching you. The bird has cameras in its eyes. ",
"Poor bird.",
"Heh, did you give it a name?",
"Hello fren",
"> Welcome to capatalism.",
"Thanks, me too.",
"yep, radio station hosted by Axl Rose",
"He's trying to figure out which car you drive..",
"\"One day, I will eat you\" That bird probably",
"Eagle Hawk Person is not impressed ",
"Does he just stop to say hi, or do you give him some food?",
"bird's* point of view",
"That's Louis! Hawthornes bird! From Desiny 2! I'll let her know we found him. Good job guy in the office on the tenth floor.",
"To see if it is human friend?\n\nto see if its* human friend\n\n it's = it is or it has\n its = the next word or phrase belongs to it.\n\nLearn this.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"And send me dick pics!",
"i need this bird in my life 😂",
"I would feed him until he could no longer fly. ",
"Boss pays him to watch you like a hawk",
"Looks more like you are his meal. Aquila non capit muscas.",
"probably there on behalf of your boss making sure you're not wasting time. ",
"Why do you do this?",
"And it becomes hawkward.",
"Normal parking by east European standards. ",
"Enough money is food in your belly and no suicidal thoughts keep going friend ",
"People working in a office have no idea how lucky they are. ",
"technically they split from the dniosaurs and aren't before they were what we know fo them as\n\n",
"Can you pm u/derpychap the url as [they would like to add it to the block list on the subs they moderate.] (https://www.reddit.com/r/wholesomememes/comments/7r67m0/hope_you_use_reddit/dsv1kui?context=2) ",
"Sure, done.",
"Corn?",
"Thanks. ",
"> no one calls turkey vultures black vultures\n\nnot even *JIVE* turkey vultures? ",
"I can't hear you, can you repeat that in all caps?",
"judging by all the bird poop on that ledge, you must be feeding him something yummy",
"That’s just Tobias making sure you’re not a Controller.",
"That's the next best thing to be...",
"Not anymore friend. The recent zoopocalypse put paid to that phenomnomnom ",
"A cage went in search of a bird. ",
"/r/philosophy /r/camus",
"It's in the teens here in the panhandle.",
"Do a flip!",
"He’s not looking at you with...friend eyes...",
"Man, and I get excited when a crow comes to my first floor office grassy area. I’d get nothing done waiting for this guy to show up every day ",
"We should hatch a plan to make him happy! 😏",
">Assistant to the Assistant to the Regional Manager Hawkins \n \nFTFY",
"“I stay on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who come to work daily.”",
"Nature wants you to leave your cube and be free ... ",
"Looks like quite the bustling city. Are we looking the wrong way, or you're the only towering office building around?",
"Little do you know he works in HR and is graphing your productivity. If it drops he eats you. ",
"I envy you. What a beautiful bird. And those eyes! Adorable😍",
"Why?",
"TECHNICALLY THEY SPLIT FROM THE DNIOSAURS AND AREN'T BEFORE THEY WERE WHAT WE KNOW FO THEM AS",
"ALRIGHT I GET IT QUIET DOWN JEEZE",
"Plot twist: OP is the bird.",
"I thought this to until I got an office job.. I preferred retail tbh.",
"North side of Orlando checking in. 27. WTF. No more winter please.",
"He looks pissed. You’d better get back to work. ",
"There are so many twists, this thread is now a rope!",
"Depends on how you're using the pen, you could at least get away with using it as an improvised weapon. Not bad in a pinch if your STR is decent enough.",
"Ho\"nest\"ly you've gotta.",
"To be fair...",
"Where is this ? ",
"Yea thanks for that promotion, buddy.",
"Many execs do make the jump, after all.",
"Thanks for the link bro ",
"Lucky you! ",
"Not since they got rid of the [Breakfast Dagwood.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Hl4r-AHa3Dk)",
"So how come he comes and visits you? Is there a reason? Really cool looking bird, I wonder if it's a hawk?",
"Does he also specialise in bird law?",
"Maybe he comes back at night and the human friend is gone, but during the day, he's back!",
"r/MURICA",
"Do you ever get any work done? If I was your boss I would fire your ass.",
"you have to choose: the bird or the cage?",
"That's actually really sweet",
"Lemmie get in on this. Giving out precious gold like that.",
"I wanted to fire you, anyways",
"Truth is that's a reincarnated enemy plotting his revenge",
"It's Bran",
"\"....and painfully.\" ",
"How sweet. That would make my day complete. ",
"> laught\n\nStay in school",
"No, silly! That's OP's mom.",
"My cousin makes about 600 bucks a week between house sitting dogs and walking them.\n\nShe's a marathon runner and runs every day so people pay a bit extra because it the dogs are getting a lot of excercise",
"Lol",
"They are just looking for minority cultures...",
"I don't think he considers you a friend. You owe him something. I don't know what man, but he looks pissed. You better give it before he callls his gang.",
"what's the word? ",
"I understand your point, but it's called *socialising*... You need to socialise. \n\nLiving off the land in groups does happen though, in the form of communes. \n\nThe only problem people have is their addiction to the material world we live in, and the consumerism that goes in hand... \n\nThose that are aware and disenfranchised are too often afraid to break the cycle and thusly become the true slaves. \n\nCapitalism will always create masters and slaves, the goal is to answer to as few masters as possible. But it's true, we are all slaves, if only to our morals... ",
"It's amazing that one can look so healthy while living on a diet of raw rodents.",
"Nice dog.",
"Please tell me that you named him Ethan ",
"Sounds like a writing prompt for the beginning of a very Neil Gaiman sort of story.",
"https://imgur.com/yCAYh5D",
"approved lol",
"If it's not a good plan. He's going to shit on you.",
"Let me in!! It’s freezing out here ",
"birld heavily contemplating the nature of modern capitalism ",
"I have friends who look at a minimalist budget as a way to have a chill job that pays shit, travel perpetually or at least in very long stints, or to retire before 50. None of them have kids though, so that’s another long term problem to deal with that I haven’t seen them face. ",
"Then put up a parking lot. *oo, wop wop",
"Leave him a mouse.",
"Shut up, Orin.",
"it's because OP looks like he's dead inside ",
"Fate",
"Yeah good call. That's one of the sentences that needs the words spelled right. Lol ",
"So cool!",
"R.I.P",
"Sounds like something that happens at Starbucks. ",
"So we got here from a picture of a bird ?",
"Show it da waey",
"The jig is up OP. We know you're a slice of grilled bacon!",
"When do we earn bronze age?\n",
"You don’t think that maybe the downvotes are because you’re a pretentious dildo?",
"“Got ma money?”",
"At least you know no pigeon is ever going to shit on there.",
"\"Where's that report I asked for, Jeff?!\" ",
"Knock knock ",
"HermionexxxSnape. One too many ",
"People will still always constantly complain about stupid things.",
"It's face says, \"I know you got food on you\"",
"birdie has good poker face.",
"You took his job! He used to work there, he had a pretty good life. He was a family man working the 8-5 and going home to spend time with his kids and beautiful wife. Then the company said \"we're going a new direction\".... He was let go. They hired you and you gleefully took the job meanwhile he was unemployed. First his car was repossessed then the house foreclosed. He developed depression and started drinking. This led to verbal abuse and distancing himself away from his family. His wife left him and took the kids. He hit rock bottom. \nHe entered an AA program and has been keeping clean trying to rebound. But he can't help but visit to see what used to be his. ",
"Is his name Xerxes ? \n\nNot a Family Guy ref.. :/",
"Cute Are you giving him \"presents\" every time he visits you? xD",
"Well, aren't you just a perfectly cynical little badass? ",
"OP this will get buried but you just got in to Hogwarts！",
"yea what a dipshet",
"Does he bring you letters from Hogwarts?",
"The fences are electrified though, right? ",
"Ah, childhood porn. ",
"the freedom bird knows no boundaries",
"are you sure he doesn't come back each day to see if OP died yet so he can eat him?",
"I know you ran out of the goddamned brown organic non-gmo sugar JUST TO FUCKING SPITE ME.",
"Do you feed it?",
"Lol so? He was a fucking asshole who raged at some poor girl over god damn crows. He took this shit way too serious. Unidan can get fucked ",
"Ohio here and its 11, id be happy with 27",
"I hurt myself today... ",
"The vast, *vast* majority of redditors don't have anything approaching wilderness survival or bushcraft skills. I'd be surprised if many of them have even really been camping. I'm not being judgemental about that, either, it's not everyone's cup of tea. \n\nI am judgemental about having never done any of that and then pretending like it's so much easier or more fulfilling or whatever, when they have no fucking clue. They've got this romanticized notion of \"living off the land\" and it'd be fantastic to watch them try and work it out. I think they'd realize in a hurry that life ain't so bad. ",
"Did you finish those TPS reports?",
"\"Frank, don't forget the cover page on your TPS Report!\"",
"This looks like Pennsylvania ",
"Have you ever been camping? Like, actually camping? \"Roughing it,\" as it were?",
"Black vultures? Presumably you are in eastern North America then, unless they occur elsewhere that I don't know about. In any case, we don't have them out west. One imagines that both they and the raptor --which I am not competent to identify from your pic-- are there to take advantage of a heat source. They aren't competitors, but they don't cordially enjoy one another's company or share an aerie unless there's a pretty good reason.",
"Insane!",
"Give him a steak.",
"God damn. \"It's not a bubble it's not gonna burst reeeeeeeeeeeee\"",
"Great photo! ",
"#TECHNICALLY THEY SPLIT FROM THE DNIOSAURS AND AREN'T BEFORE THEY WERE WHAT WE KNOW FO THEM AS",
"It's from Dylon's Spit Hot Fire EP",
"[That didn't exactly help](https://i.imgur.com/PksyC3P.png)",
"DON’T GO BREAKIN’ MY HEART",
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil.",
"I feel exactly like that, but I think here in my country I am not able to find a quick job to cover my spends.... meeh\n\nAnyway I am working on it, and I feel super grateful you could do it.",
"Why would a car salesman work on the 10th floor? You make no sense. ",
"That picture made my blood pressure rise",
"Well, you make a good point, but technically they split from the dniosaurs and aren't before they were what we know fo them as\n\n",
"Probably has a nest nearby, or uses that perch to swoop down and hunt for things.",
"His pet name for the guy behind the glass is \"dinner\" ",
"🎵Who's the blue feathered dick that's a bully to all the other birds? 🎵",
"“Got any games on your computer?”",
"sounds like an australien bird...",
"Where is this? ",
"Lol yes. Originally from Pittsburgh. I went back up for the holidays when it was in the singles. Came back to Tampa to 50s and 60s. It was awesome. \n\nBut unfortunately it went up to 70s and we got used to that- so 30 feels almost worse to me than those single digits. \n\nIt’s really weird how fast your body adjusts!\n\nBut I also was freezing my ass off when I went back up, so there’s that too ",
"How adorable ",
"Nope, you are pretty much spot on. The only thing I would add is that turkey vultures are in general much less likely to be found in urban settings. Also, while their respective ranges do overlap, in general, NE North America is strictly black vulture territory while anything west of the Continental Divide is generally turkey territory.",
"That's not the way it goes. Vultures sleep with their boss to get the promotion, because work wise they are unfit to do so. ",
"The bird is not your friend!\n\nThe bird judges you and the other humans!",
"Lol that bird is prob there for the warm coming from the building. \"Look at all y'all mfs, warm af!\" - Falcon",
"Where do you work?? Damn",
"Just add it to my tab.",
"Your office must be a great place to synchronize and to do the leap of faith.",
"You should name him Ethan.",
"Looks like Arlington VA right by 50. Across the street from Ravi kabob ",
"He is cold and pissed off that you won't let him in.",
"Wouldn't mind some guiding either dear stranger",
"Written in /r/PenmanshipPorn",
"[Badass from the side, absolutely terrified from the front?](https://img.memecdn.com/bald-eagle_o_6840195.jpg)",
"One day, there were about 6 of vultures sitting on my roof. My neighbor called me to make sure I was still alive when he say them. A week later I was undergoing emergency surgery for an Aortic Dissection, which has a 90% fatality rate. I'd tread cautiously for the next 6 days...unless of course, the number of days is inversely proportional to the number of carrion eaters.",
"“Hmm yes, everything seems to be in order. Till tomorrow!” ",
"Now you can die faster.",
"minute too late buddy.\n\nedit - you owe me a beer...",
"Give us this day our daily mouse...",
"These pictures are hilarious.",
"...by trump univeristy",
"It will be a short flight, though.",
"after silver age",
"Ohh Good Ol' mate yo!!",
"The only bird that comes and visits me just hovers and pecks at my window forcing me to wake up earlier than I would like. ",
"oof",
"Looks like a red tailed hawk ",
"Don't bring that shit into /r/pics please\n\nedit - downvote me but this is not a place to talk politics.",
"Now tell us the fables of /u/saydrah and /u/I_RAPE_CATS. ",
"That’s just some General BS",
"Ohh Good Ol' mate yo!!",
"Sounds shitty.",
"They can smell death from miles away. ...uh... Where did you say you worked?",
"I really like birds and this made my day",
"There are a lot of errors that will be more common in native speakers who speak before they read, such as \"should of\" etc. In people who have learned at a later stage of life, they are often taught more formally and with speaking and writing together so these errors are less common. However, they will often have syntax errors due to differences between English and their native tongue. ",
"Good ol' mate",
"R/superbowl",
"Have you seen \"The Fourth Kind\"? My suggestion, don't get hypnotized...",
"Username checks out.",
"#survivalHack:\nKeep the window closed.\n\nWatched one of these guys eat a cellphone once. twitter logo on the screen caught its attention. 🙂",
"What does the eagle represent? ",
"Wait until you don’t feed him and he goes apeshit. ",
"“HARI ITS BIG PROBLOM”",
"The bird is likely seeing it's reflection in the window and thinking it's another bird.",
"Plot twist: OP's hair looks like a nest",
"I believe I used to work on the same floor of the same building, 200 Glebe? ",
"That's kinda deep, man... ",
"Spork for yorshelf",
"That’s a killer friend there. ",
"As free as birds catching the wind.\n\n-Anna Montana",
"Stay in drugs, school.",
"Fake news!",
"*hello sir do you have a minute to speak about FREEDOM*",
"\"friend\"",
"Sign the goddamn paper\n\n*Rolls for Intimidate*",
"And to keep us poor schlubs SWEATING TO DEATH IN THE WINTER!!! Why is the thermostat in the office of an anemic, 90 year old woman???",
"That parking situation in the background is familiar. You park in the morning when there's still snow on the ground and you can't see the lines, but when the snow melts everyone is left looking like lunatics.",
"They don't think it be like it is, but it do.",
"Or at least once thst we know of...",
"OP, now that you have shown us your window friends, I demand (suggest) you make a sub for your window friends, and post their pictures there daily.",
"r/birbs ",
"Oh yeah. I avoid the mail whenever there is snow. People make their own rows and one time there ended up being a “zipper” row created. Like it was a dead end. Several cars were trapped ",
"Fren!",
"where did copper and tin go?",
"Aw man jealously level is at 1000",
"Plug a heating blanket in and tape it to the window.\n\nYou'll have a friend for the entire winter.",
"I doubt he stops by daily.",
"):",
"Borb!!",
"Given the evidence, are you sure you're not dead?",
"“Peter, what’s happening? Listen, i’m gonna need you to come in on Saturdayyy. Yeahhhh.”",
"Aweeee\nThat's just so sweet of him to drop by, everyday.\nMaybe the place where your office was built was formerly a tree or something which was chopped down and that tree used to be his house. Maybe, I am just guessing.\nHope you are taking good care of him.",
"Damn. He's watching you like a hawk.",
"That is amazing! What a great post to start my day off with. ",
"Nah that’s an Xbox remote",
"Always late for the Gold train.",
"\"Hoo hoot! u/msor504... Look up here! It appears that the time has finally come for you to start your adventure!\"",
"That’s a beautiful owl. How long does it normally hang around?",
"'.............Monkey needs a hug'",
"Is your cup overflowing?!",
"never too late for some gold. ",
"2018: everybody called a Accipiter gentilis a bird, sorry don’t know the Englisch name.",
"Laughed",
"Your messenger owl is trying to tell you something. ",
"You are nursing yours...",
"YOU ARE KIDDING ME\nI need to know your secret. ",
"Isn’t this an owl?",
"Stuff like this makes the world great.",
"The train has blown it's final whistle, i owe EA another 20 bucks.",
"They really should just let him come back as himself",
"Did you touch him or how did you spend your time with him? ",
"Early bird gets the worm!",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"What kind of bird is this?",
">Red-cloaca\n\nFTFY\n\n",
"The owls are not what they seem.",
"Common Buzzard, I think?",
"Anyone else think this hawk has beautiful eyes? ",
"I work in Maasai Mara in Kenya. This friend stops by my window on occasion too:\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/F7cgg",
"Fly the coop\nFTFY",
"Same (well, I have them to stay). I don’t miss the soul-crushing despair of my previous two jobs. My customers are awesome, and their owners are nice too. I send photo updates of my dog visitors to their families on holiday. It makes people happy, which is very rewarding.",
"Phew I thought I was the only one with those thoughts...how about the murderous rage, how’s that going for you? ",
"Milton would give up his red stapler for a desk with this view.",
"That doesn't sound right, but I don't know enough about dinosaurs to dispute it. ",
"This bio major chuckled. +1",
"Open the door\n\nWavin the tenth floor\n\nAll ya heard was visit from a former dinosaur\n\nAm I doing this right?",
"Reddit is srs bzns\n\nLmao get a life ",
"Then what actually is it?",
"Yeah no, that edit didn't do it for you bucko.",
"I'm glad I didn't have Reddit in my school days.",
"Who?",
"Post again tomorrow for proof he visits daily.",
"I would start feeding it",
"Hello Mr. Freedom!",
"... and when I do this, I'm a creep. Double standards, I'm telling you.",
"Birds evolved from a group of therapod dinosaurs and are still Aves in the clade dinosauria. So they are technically the only surviving branch of dinosaurs. Also if you take into account that many dinosaurs we know of were very bird like when they were alive and many therapods resemebled birds, it seems easier to grasp and understand that birds are dinosaurs. ",
"THis bird is one of the ones with a season ticket.",
"A Hawk....",
"“Are you trapped in here bald monkey?” ",
"If that window can be opened you should start leaving it shiny things so as to cement the friendship without making it semi-dependant on humans for food. Birds like shiny things. ",
"Do you feed him anything?",
"I think it's Klingon for pew pew pew.",
"Just one. ",
"This guy northern hemispheres.",
"You climb up to the tenth floor of an office building to stare at OP? I'd say thats a bit creepy, yeah.",
"Holy shit, that guy from k-dst was Axl Rose?",
"Sorry to burst your bubble but it's actually a 3rd generation Russian drone. ",
"Looks like it wants to nest there, and that face it’s making screams “when will you die?!”",
"That has been the goal of every parent I have ever known*.\n(* *except my egg-donor.*)",
"Make sure you check if it has any letters for you. You never know when you get called up for Hogwarts...",
"Its judging you",
"Red tail hawk ",
"Profound",
"What kind of stapler do you have?",
"2018: everybody called a Accipiter gentilis a bird, sorry don’t know the Englisch name.",
"That’s damn-near real-time.",
"Do you feed it seeds or meats",
"> \"Soon...\" \n\nThey will learn not to take my stapler...\n",
"Dry Jan init :(",
"haha, I knew someone would found out from that comment",
"Remindme! One day ",
"He has the worlds most comfortable coat on",
"Are those pictures in black and white? Or is your world literally just shades of grey? :C",
"Hey, I actually like my desk job! ",
"There are a lot of Native American cultures that consider owls to be an omen of death so...yeah. Wisdom or death.",
"r/superbowl",
"Gild",
"The name of that sub is like u/Shitymorph. It gets me every time. I always think football",
"That's really awesome!",
"If you're lucky, you can end with a rapture",
"“Daily” ",
"I read friend as \"Familiar\". I stand by my mistake",
"That would certainly explain why they're wearing black and appear to show up on time.",
"God damn this comment has me thinking a lot right now. ",
"By walking them to pet shops ",
"I think you meant a crow..",
"I wonder if he thinks you are like a cages animal and he is looking for ways to help you escape? ",
"You know what the best part of my day is? It's for about ten seconds from when I fly up to this ledge to when I look into this window. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll look in the glass and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.",
"Keep the crackers handy",
"You should keep a Tupperware full of thawed dead mice in the lunch fridge for your \"colleague\".",
"This is now my screen saver",
"That’s AWESOME",
"It’s hard to break away from the velvet rut. ",
"That’s a cool owl dude /s",
"Does he come at the weekends?",
"vote up pls so i can post in cryptocurrency sub ",
"r/mildlydepressing",
"I hear people complain in my office all the time about our jobs. We sit at a desk all day in a clean, quiet office with unfiltered internet access and not a lot of tasks to complete making good money. I just shake my head. They've obviously never worked retail. I 100% do not miss being on my feet all day, dealing with customers, cleaning floors, folding clothes, and dusting multiple times a day while wearing an expensive suite I was forced to buy with my minimum wage earnings. Do not miss it at all. Although, it wasn't half as bad as my first \"real\" job in my industry. Things are much better now. I've found heaven and I don't plan on leaving.",
"I also work in a building that has multiple floors. The birds woodpeckers dive into the windows and probably break their face. Happens multiple times a day. ",
"Or fit to do so, but in their minds believe they've already warranted a higher position and such work is beneath them ",
"He is calling you to Hogwarts.",
"F",
"Looks bleak",
"I'd love to know more about your job! What is your favorite out of the species? Can you tell us about a unique case? What do you wish people knew more about raptors? \n\nAlso, bird tax? Many bird pics yes.",
"It's trees then...",
"Is that a peregrine?",
"No word of a lie, when I worked in a call centre that was downsizing the director called people into another room in groups to tell them the news and whether or not they had jobs. Giant window right behind her with a turkey vulture perched on the ledge just like this.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"To make coffee for potential clients.",
"Do you work at Graywolf Press, by any chance? They just uploaded similar pictures the other day!",
"Seriously? This got gilded? What utter shite",
"Did you accept a six-hour collect call from the States!?",
"Where's the queue for gold?",
"Boss hawk them duke boys are at it again!",
"Its kind of funny that there is a 10+ story office building without any other tall buildings nearby.",
"why u gotta put that ellipsis at the end? makes it seem like you think it's obvious and the person you're replying to is dumb",
"I'm in the same boat as you. I used to work retail, now I have a cushy office job with multiple monitors, unfiltered internet access and usually little to do. \n\nIt's better then retail, sure! But in retail you always had something to do which made the time speed by. After doing barely any work and just browsing the internet all day time starts to go slower and slower. ",
"I love everything about this comment.\n",
"Me: what's up?\nHim:.....",
") :",
"r/meirl ",
"Oh should we be fired for upsetting the fans? We may be given alot of karma for what we do as pro commentors but we have a right to protest too, Mr. President.",
"Too real ",
"so jealous",
"\"Man will fly all right! Just like a rock!\"\n\n--Archimedes",
"Laughed",
"Hoo? Hoo?",
"Can confirm. Am plot twist .",
"Plot twist: OP IS the hawk",
"Think of it this way: do bats stop being mammals because they are highly modified and can fly? Or how about whales versus other mammals? Both bats and whales are pretty different from the first thing people think of when they hear the word \"mammal\", but they are still mammals. It's pretty much the same situation for birds versus dinosaurs.",
"Ah. He works at the Ministry of Magic!",
"We can work with that:\n\nvisit from a feathery dinosaur",
"Why do so many birds seem to land there?",
"Bird comes back every day to see if its human friend is big enough to eat yet. ",
"That's not an owl, silly bird.",
"not as many small mammals to eat tho",
"Ouch",
"I only get flies and I live on the 29th floor",
"\"Its not forever\"",
"MONSTER",
"Retired Hawk spends every day at the Human Zoo. Loves watching the featherless and flightless creatures going about their daily rituals.",
"I used to work on the 7th floor at my last job, and would receive [visitors as well](https://i.imgur.com/9L9ea0X.jpg)!",
"Back of the line sir ",
"To me it looks like that bird is telling you, \"Let me in! Its cold out here!.\"",
"\"My tree used to be here.\"\n\n",
"That's exactly what it means.\n\nIt's obviously a hawk.",
"Bring a camera with a macro lens and get a nice detailed close up of its face.",
"/r/iamabirdandthisisdeep",
"Glass is actually a mirror",
"I worked for Starbucks for 6 years-I feel your pain! Beware, though- sitting all day will be a bitch for your back. If your new job involves a desk, try and stand up and walk a bit once an hour. You also will probably want to tweak your eating habits slightly; I need significantly less energy to sit in a chair most of the day than I did to stand and move around making coffee. I try to eat less carbs, more vegetables, less caffeine and more water, now that I’m not reliant on extreme amounts of sugar, caffeine and energy to stand up and be hyper productive all day. \n\nGood luck!",
"r/2meirl4meirl",
"Put pictures of mice on the windows",
"You wanna go be homeless go for it bud. ",
"Depends what you mean by \"roughing it.\" I've never lived off the land or anything; I had equipment mass-produced in factories from strong, durable, lightweight materials, and provisions grown on farms and processed and packaged in factories so I knew I wouldn't starve to death.",
"birb fren",
"Friend or foe? ",
"\"I'll try to get you out hooman, don't worry, one of these days we will\"",
"Getting paid and not eating rats",
"You in Alexandria?",
"'murica",
"Gorgeous bird!! ",
"You have been chosen.",
"Thank you for this",
"U",
"He looks like he's about to ask you to turn your music down, his kids are sleep. ",
"/r/outside is leaking",
"Let him in",
"\nnot everybody knows the differences between hawks and owls as you do, don't have to be an asshole about it",
"it;s like they're waiting for you to just die. \n\"this job will kill them all, one day we will feast.\"",
"Do the chickens have large talons?",
"\"Why are you in my bathroom window, bro?\"",
"oh hawkward.",
"close! It’s from 2012 in Minnesota. Which is like the 80’s. ",
"I used to work in that same suite before our office moved to Tysons! I have so many pictures of that hawk! (We named him Tony.)\n\nI didn’t know I could have made the front page of Reddit with this guy!",
"It has been leaking since the beginning on this thread, but i won't disturb your RP further and ill go back to discussing the meta with other min-maxers",
"I remember a buddy was staying over once and I had a first gen iphone. I woke up the next to day and still in the search bar was \"asian ass porn\". I fuckin lost it laughing, miss that dude.",
"It is waiting for the day you let your guard down to swipe you away from your chair!",
"unless that bird is a lord of change. TZEENTCH",
"Well that’s objectively true.",
"Pretty sure that from everyone's point of view, in an office everyone is just locked up in a zoo.",
"At least it's not Sunnis.",
" Wouldn't it be great to know you were in the gold ol' days when you were still in them? ",
"in bird culture than means you have a hawkish friend",
"\"Look at all those chickens!\"",
"Maryland?",
"I think he don't know you are there, this dude just see itself in this shine wall, after all it can't understand it is the GLASS.",
"\"It's a real currency, we swear!\"",
"don't forget, the bird can also fly, whereas the human? not so much. unless...",
"I identify with this comment on so many levels.",
"That is a beautiful [murder parrot.](https://www.birdnote.org/blog/2015/02/parrots-and-falcons-—-long-lost-cousins)",
"Arkham games ftw.",
"Don’t call me sir, I work for a living. ",
"> I'm a birder who concurs.\n\nSo the bird *IS* the word?",
"Just look for the nearest landing 747.",
"You should post a picture of your friend.",
"Almost a r/superbowl",
"As a guy who has spent 7 years behind a desk, I daydream of going back to my retail job that I had before IT (granted it's IT, by the time you raloze it's happening you have already lost all faith in humanity.) Goddamn I miss the grocery store. It was so brainless that I didn't feel exhausted when I got home.",
"Are you an alumni from Hogwarts?",
"A tier raptor",
"Why congrats?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8y3fIr4dVYE",
"Do you ever feed him op?",
"From the look of that ledge, you're staring at him while he's in the bathroom. \"Dangit, I can't go while someone's watching. Every day with this guy.\"",
"Mine. ",
"Not sure if it’s a golden eagle or a young bald eagle but it’s definitely majestic af. 😍",
"I have a similar thing with a cardinal at my job. He'll tap on the window until you look at him and then he flys away. Its like clock work. Once or twice before we open and then again right before lunch. Everyday.",
"Id kill to get that job.... infact... where do you work? :)",
"“and you have nice co-workers : ) ...”\n\nWell there is that one bitch. \n\n",
"I am jealous.",
"Satisfying_",
"everyone knows why it is stopping... it stops to get heat from this spot.. this its warm up spot. ",
"A freedom is visiting you...",
"He wants to know why you forgot your TPS report cover page. ",
"ctrl+f'ed for this\n\ngood",
"Two things:\n\n1. My wife used to volunteer at a raptor rescue before we moved, and they have a turkey vulture named Barf. We try to go visit there when we're in town, and Barf totally remembers her. He can't fly super well, but he always hops over from wherever he is in his enclosure to get closer to my wife. \n\n2. In our new town, there's a nursing home that must have some pretty good thermals or something, because every fall they tend to congregate there. When I say \"they\", I mean dozens of them. Makes for some pretty dark humor. ",
"The hero we need...",
"Can’t wait for the Pixar film",
"Recruiter : are you looking for job change?",
"Boss comes by to check up on my work. ",
"Hey guys its falcon.",
"Ow....my soul...",
"Crosspoint?",
"true dat. There's definitely pros and cons, but I'll take the office job all day. I remind myself of that when I find myself really bored or wanting to complain. You just have to get creative. I installed some games to a flashdrive and started playing them in my down time. It makes me a little nervous though because if I get caught I'd probably be in big trouble.",
"That looks awfully familiar...shit-hole city in Western Mass??",
"Omg you're a wizard ",
"Plot twist: Two way glass, the bird is just checking himself out....",
"Living my life like it’s golden...",
"There’s a retirement community in AZ that is constantly surrounded by vultures. I don’t think I’ve passed by it a single time where I didn’t see them circling.",
"This is my dream. How do you get into that gig for real? I don't have a big network of friends let alone dog-owners.\nAnything I can do to be around more doggies before turning pro?",
"I believe this is a red-tailed hawk (assuming this is in North America). A red-shouldered would have more streaking on the upper breast.\n\nhttps://theiwrc.org/raptorID/comparisons/rtha_rsha.html\n\nedit: this is a rufous morph RTH, more commonly found out west.",
"Plot twist: We've *all* been birds this whole time",
"“Today marks the seventh day that I’ve visited the Assassin in his tower. He still looks at me as if unaware of the reasoning for my presence, he’ll know soon enough. The hay bale is nearly in place, surely a sign he won’t miss. .”",
"> Chris Pratt and David Tennant\n\nI'm fascinated...",
"Thanks!",
"A friend or an assassin?",
"Bird - “Sup dog? .. guess what I did.. “\n\nOP - “ I dunno got up a flew around for a bit?”\n\nBird - “ LOL, naw man, I ate like.. three or four baby pigeons this morning for breakfast”",
"I got a ticket for parking at the commuter train overflow parking on time. Thing is, it was in the same lot as a mall, and the only difference was the lines were green rather than yellow. I knew this to be the case, but in January, literally everything on the road is white from salt in Ontario. Like, more white than when it's just snowed.\n\nIt took a surprising amount of effort to get the ticket guy at the office to cancel it. I kind of expect an understanding \"ah, yeah that makes sense\" but he was pretty sticky about it. I asked if he had pics to show that the line colour was distinguishable, he did not, and that was that, because I woulda taken that sucker to court.",
"Scaly gray head. Definitely black vulture. 109%",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kAmdOPCPu3A",
"\"Sup Susan\"",
"Monkey want green drop drink ✊🏽🤞🏽👌🏽👋🏽",
"In the most platonic way possible, I am eyebrow-waggling at your lovechild comment. And as a former Florida native, thanks for working that attraction! I miss Universal.",
"He looks like he has a side quest for you.",
"They look like coyotes. ",
"big if true",
"This is not your friend, this is your bosses trained bird to monitor your progress. Failure to stop working will result in having your eyes talon'd out.",
"I have one in my backyard that comes ever so often. The rats the snakes don't eat get a second chance to die. ",
"\"Mom said it's my turn on the PlayStation\"",
"\"Hey Bill, how's the field mouse population this week?\"",
"Buzzards, lol it would be perfect if you worked at a doctors office ",
"A pidgeonowl, yes, one of the common vultures.",
"Is the vulture now a lawyer? ",
"20 points Ravenclaw",
"Our apologies, Madam.",
"awwwww how nice, Kelly Ann Conway and Stephen Miller comes to visit you. ",
"I'm jumping this one.",
"\"Ello mate\"",
"More like \"monkey needs to find a way out of this extensiential consciousness nightmare!\"",
"\"We got an email that there were squirrels in the break room.\"",
"\"hey bruh. It's cold outside. Couldya let me in?\" ",
"My one friend says he wants to make a game where the starting armor and sword are super cool, but the endgame armor is a bunch of napkins taped together and the sword is a spoon, just to piss me off.",
"Its almost as if people had been living for millions of years with out computers...hmmmm",
"Owl'd friends are best.",
"/r/2meirl4meirl ",
"What kind of bird is that? Honestly it's freaking me out a little",
"Is this in Massachusetts? ",
"“Well Jim a little birdie told me you have been watching videos during work”\n\n*looks nervously at hawk*",
"How beautiful & how lucky you are to see him up close every day! ",
"My cat doesn't even acknowledge me 95% of the time (5%) is for water or food. This guy gets a dope as bird to say hi",
"Depending on where you live and people you support $600/week can range from marginally just getting by to crippling poverty. Personally I make $1250 a week salaried and I sometimes feel that even that much isn't enough.",
"Any 5 year old can tell the difference ",
"Lucky, we get nasty turkey vultures they are literally covered in eachothers shit.",
"Yeah, true enough. We're rural so €600 goes a long way. She also has a \"normal\" job, so the money she makes housesitting dogs and running them is just extra for not much more work than the running she'd be doing anyway.",
"Well, let him in, you asshole!",
"Remarkable bird, the Norwegian Blue? Beautiful plumage!",
"This looks like Montréal",
"You always need a round table, if it tips in one's favor, it shits on the rest.",
"you work at the Ministry of Magic, no? \n\n\nand that's an owl from Hogwarts with a message from Dumbledore right?!!\n\n\nsay it's true.. say it's true! ",
"Freedom and Jesus",
"Plot twist: the glass is actually a mirror",
"He’s just trying to deliver your mail.",
"If it wan't for the snow, I'd say [Bryan Wilson, Texas Law Hawk](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HL3MxAH-kDI)",
"Love this!",
"\"I'm workin' on it, Gary. We're gonna get you outta here, bud. Got you a nice nest near the valley.\"",
"It’s not of my concern, but what are you doing next buddy? Hope you endeavor a great project of your own and have a great life! Congrats! ",
"Cute! So jealous!",
"Plot twist - That Owl is OP himself.",
"Retail work can definitely transfer into an office position. You have great customer service skills, ability to work on all sorts of software programs, working under pressure... I went from working in a big department store in NYC to having my first office/assistant position within 6 months. I just talked myself up and really did my research on places I applied to. I HATED retail so much. I hated my life and I hated the people I had to serve. Working in an office is slightly better. I'm an Executive Assistant now, so the pay is better and I work under a CEO... but there are jerks everywhere :-/",
"*wanna wana wee naah we naaah weenaaahweenaah widdly widdly widdly widdly waaaaahhhh!*",
"Shoon",
"Did he steal your job as reddits resident songwriter? ",
"Same thing happened at my university. It was a sight. It's possible they couldn't find the drivers and had to tow the blocking cars which would have been a pain in the ass in a full lot.\n\nMy first thought is that they were under the influence of something. I didn't realize until later that they just couldn't see the lines.",
"No there are no vacancy we dont hunt anymore.",
"I expect daily photo updates now.",
"I'd like to introduce you to Steve our new management Hawk and this is Richard and Dave from Legal ",
"Laffed",
"Let him in and say “I wish the Goblin King would take by boss away”",
"Bingo!",
"mmm seems to be a red tailed hawk.",
"Oh this was 100% because you couldn't see the lines, then one person parks next to the first guy and then another and another and then someone leaves and someone parks like a bigger asshole.\n\nIt's a royal pain.",
"Now you're dying faster!",
"What are you doing up there Hedwig ?",
"A few winters ago two squirrels were fighting at the edge of the shrubbery so the branches were very thin. All of a sudden this hawk swoops in but hits the branches. Feathers fly, squirrels take off in opposite directions. The hawk then picks itself up off the ground and looks about as if to say, \"No one saw that, right ?\". Then it flies away.",
"So, what are you feeding it?",
"Making sure you aren't slacking... \"Get off your cell phone or you'll never work in this city again!\"",
"hope so",
"Yesterday a bird of prey of some kind was eating another bird in a tree in my backyard (in long Island, NY). I want to know what type of bird it is, it was so special to see this majestic bird in my own backyard! I think it was a juvenile peregrine falcon? Since you're a Falconer, could you take a look at the picture i took and tell me? Sorry for the potato quality photo. The bird had the body size of a football, did not have the facial markings of fully mature peregrine falcon but had markings which seemed similar to those of a juvenile. : ) \n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/0SVFd",
"Yes I realise that. What I was pointing out is that I'm glad that there are still people who point mistakes out even though it's not social acceptable any more because if they didn't then I'd get used to the errors and start making them myself. ",
"For the rest of the country, at least. \n\nSource: fellow Minnesotan, stuck in the 80's. ",
"Mockingly, every day he simply flies away.",
"Climate change was created by Universities to create more parking tickets!",
"I took my suburbs friend to NYC this week for her first time and the thing she laughed hardest about was how fat the pigeons were. They absolutely blew her mind. It was so funny. ",
"where is this town? Ierno why i wanna got here",
"Well that's what they do. When you are in trouble on a high tower, he relocates you to the safe place, [see](https://youtu.be/kNnvcs-sQB8?t=97) . Prepare your stuff dude.",
"I would feed him everyday with a mice or something. Then one day, you are getting mugged or in trouble, he will save you.",
"Let me tell you what I do know. Every day I come by to see you. And you wave and we have a few laughs, and it's great. But you know what the best part of my day is? It's for about two seconds from when I fly up to the balcony to when I look in the window. Because I think maybe I'll get up there and I'll look in the window and you won't be there. No goodbye, no see you later, no nothin'. Just left. I don't know much, but I know that.",
"*Co-workers quietly watching through the glass door*",
"I don't imagine the BLM land being sold is of very high quality.",
"No he won't",
"I too, get paid on Friday ",
"The PenIs Mightier!",
"[!redditpotato](https://imgur.com/gallery/WFABT)\n\nAND we'll need [this](https://imgur.com/gallery/NRepf) to cook it\n\nFew more ingredients and we'll have reddit soup\n\nEdit: added link",
"Yep. I used to work here while I was still in school and when we were rearranging our offices I made sure my monitor was facing a wall in the corner of the office. \n\nUnfortunately, after I came back here they had moved our office and now my monitor faces into the hallway. So Reddit and YouTube are my time killers for now. Gonna try to move desks sometime soon tho. ",
"Totally your not boss in Animagus form. You're doing fine.",
"I see you've got an eagle eye for subtlety.",
"I prefer the freedom bird.",
"Thicc",
"uck Me",
"Why exactly? The belly band is pretty clear.",
"Plot twist: the bird knows what you did last summer.",
"Anyway to get a fat, dead rat on the ledge? Pet stores sell them in FDA approved packages for snake owners. \n\n",
"Ungrateful bastard",
"From my point of view the Jedi are evil!",
"R A P T O R B O Y E",
"Because he clearly didn't file the TPS reports.",
"Got here because of conversation.",
"What State??? Furruginous(sp??) Hawk",
"It was also at 9k at thanksgiving so timeframes are important. ",
"Is this in Southfield, MI?",
"Can his name be Edward?",
"This is why achievements ad trophies don't matter as much to me anymore. Unless that achievement gives me something in game (Diablo 3's anniversary event offers a few achievement related rewards for instance) I can care less. Back on PS3 I platinumed so many games I ended up questioning what I was doing with myself. None of that made me happy, turning a game into a job. Which is why I stopped being a play tester as soon as possible. It is not a fun job, nowhere near what people think it is. You don't simply play vidya all day. You document. You break stuff. You document more. Your job is to play the game as unintentionally as possible and they give you sections. It kills your desire to play. ",
"Ha! Ha!",
"Damn it Bob, you said you’d take care of the Peterson account! This is the last time I cover for your ass!!",
"That is just so freaking cool.",
"This is in Canada isn't it?",
"You gotta be falcon kidding me",
"That's so beautiful.",
"Laught it is",
"That’s the look everyone has when they’re just dropping by.... I can feel him saying “Hey...” The universal “just dropping by” look.\n\nWanting to see if you’ve got a donut....or a mouse...",
"That's just wrong, I mean I'm gay, but Harry Potter is definitely straight. Ugh.",
"Ya but the bird eats raw rodent guts, so I'm good.",
"Cooper's Hawk maybe?\n\nhttps://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/Coopers_Hawk/id\n\n> Among the bird world’s most skillful fliers, Cooper’s Hawks are common woodland hawks that tear through cluttered tree canopies in high speed pursuit of other birds. \n",
"Birds apparently have learned to use fire: \nhttps://pickle.nine.com.au/2018/01/10/08/46/australian-birds-spreading-fire-catch-prey \n>some Australian birds of prey actively spread bushfires to smoke out their victims and barbecue their food.",
"u should tame him/her",
"My dad asked us to play this at his funeral as they carried his casket out for the last time, it was quite something to see a room full of people both laugh and cry at the same time",
"Im a gold digger.",
"Anyone want to geo guess his location?",
"Is this Minnesota?",
"How can you tell it’s a red tailed and not a Cooper’s? Aren’t red-tailed hawks’ upper chest usually lighter?",
"Definitely a black vulture. Turkey and Black vultures have different shaped faces. Black vulture faces look a bit chunkier and turkey vultures look kind of bony.",
"Yes there's that too. Very weird gamble. In Mexican native culture, if you see an owl during the day, it's a death omen. Since they're night animals and wouldn't be seen in the day. Not sure about the northern natives thoughts on them.",
"Office building is a human zoo to the bird.",
"Woaaaaaah",
"[He must be a big Cake fan...or at least, \"Mr. Mastadon Farm\".](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5dbdHqRDm-E)",
"Here in Winnipeg when the lot is busy and you can't see the lines under the snow, everyone makes up their own spots wherever the fuck they want. Aisles get really narrow from all the \"bonus\" spots people make. ",
">Bird comes back every day to see \n\nNot everybody makes it on [their first try](https://www.factinate.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/02/on-the-building.jpg).",
"Will it ever stop???",
"I think I'd enjoy watching the wildlife. My mom used to watch Wildlife shows when she was going through chemo to distract herself",
"Damn",
"\"Hey naked monkey. Give me that free shit I don't have to hunt for.\"",
"That is Awesome! I'd be talking to it everyday.\nThanks for sharing.",
"Time to have a talk about how your productivity is down",
"Thank you. I hear it all the time also where I work. I sit at my desk doing what I like in design. Sitting on my ass get the work done as soon as I can and have free time after pretending to do work. This isn’t work. I worked in the food service since 15 and all through out college as a food runner and bus boy. Standing for 12 hour shifts dealing with customers. I don’t miss any of that at all. \n\nI am grateful of the job I have and do not take it for granted. ",
"Eeeh, thanks! They are super cute <3 Look at those spots! Back in my city you could see them around flying around. Kind of scary how big they are comapred to other birds but they are really cool and pretty anyway!",
"I knooow! Poor things though, must be really cold",
"r/TooMeIrlForMeIrl",
"Yes! I used to live near a park full of birds and on winter they were all round and puff ",
"Is the white markings his shit stain?",
"Yes!! Quit my terrible, toxic office job last week after a year so that I can get back to my passions and become a professional hair stylist and makeup artist. The feeling of choosing my self over that place is so amazing and freeing, and so much stronger than any doubts.\n\nI hope you find peace and healing in your new pursuits! Animals can be such an amazing form of therapy, I'm sure they'll take good care of you. And remember to take care of yourself too; reach out if you need it and remember that you deserve all the good in this world. Here's to good company as we take a leap of faith! 🥂",
"Ha! Took me a minute ... El played my friend",
"i'm going through this right now...ugh. so close to pulling the trigger",
"\"So, you gonna let me in or what?\"",
"lolt*",
"Congratulations on having the strength to make the right choice for your self and wellbeing! I just did the same, and while it's scary, the idea of staying there is so much worse. Wishing you all the luck in finding your purpose, and also the compassion and patience to go easy on yourself as you take that journey ❤️",
"Open the door\n4 by 4\nYour dad is 44",
"Wow that pic of potato is like 1.1 MB. High quality potato ",
"I know it’s just the window messenger type scene you know",
"Hoo else can do this job? ",
"Hey, my dad has similar visitors to his office. ",
"Yo, I don't know.",
"What's up!!! Falco in the house! ",
"Cute. \n\n\n\n^^^^^^^^I ^^^^^^^^hate ^^^^^^^^gulls ^^^^^^^^so ^^^^^^^^goddamn ^^^^^^^^much...",
"What are you eating for lunch in the office? Whole dead rabbits or something?",
"“Man, I *love* working here!”",
"Might be because an owl seen during the day may be fleeing something (like a storm or wildfire or idk something of that kind). So following an owl sighting in daytime there may be records or stories of events that had a death count, and so the sighting came to be known as a death omen.",
"He can sense you decaying in your office.",
"People think vultures are so ugly but I think they are cool as shit. We have a lot around here and I love to watch them glide without flapping their wings. To me it's amazing. I watch all big birds that catch my eye in the sky and I've seen bald Eagles which are really rare here and even a kite that found its way to Illinois from Florida or something. Really cool. ",
"Ha, me too",
"I wish I had an avian friend who would land on my window to visit me at work. :-(\n\n<kicks pebble>",
"It'll probably go back up",
"Let him in.",
"ENHANCE",
"Me too thanks?",
"“Why aren’t you flying human” ",
"I'd love to hear you explain how I'm being pretentious. I simply made an observation about a comment. I did not disparage or otherwise pass judgement on the person who wrote it. And the word is very simple and common, I am not correcting a long and obscure word which would make me look smart.\n\nIf your feelings got hurt over someone else's mistake then I'm sorry. Perhaps you should spend your energy dealing with the source of your negativity instead of getting upset and attacking me as I predicted.\n\n",
"Yeah, but the standards of living were greater than we would be led to believe. ",
"That's a badass looking pigeon",
"Toronto?",
"Time to buy some mice for her!",
"It's also worth noting it was worth $990 this time last year.",
"That's what polyjuice potion is for ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) ",
"No problem, this is exactly why I do it. The more the errors occur, the more people think it's actually the correct word. I don't care if people get their feathers ruffled over my observation, I just don't want to see my language mutate into something unrecognizable by the time I'm 70.\n\nThe education system has failed many kids, and now that they're old enough to use the internet it's almost like it's anarchy out here. There's so many of them that it's actually an unpopular move to correct them, as you've already noticed. Honestly I don't mind people using new words, new slang, or creative and playful spelling. But you don't mess with grammar or syntax. Those form the base of the language. If I find the top comment has screwed with either of those, I'm extremely inclined to point it out, and I wish more people felt the same.",
"Falconer too and that was my first thought, looks like past red-tails and not much like a rs.",
"Definitely Tobias",
"Which guild do you want to join? The blacksmithing guild? Artists guild?",
"great picture",
"Are these the asshole eaters? There’s a species where their beaks are so weak that they have to start eating animals from the asshole. ",
"\"Timmy ? Tiiimmy ?! Aww they're... playing with him.\"",
"Probably, but why focus on the negative when you have a bad ass bird looking at you?",
"This is awesome! I would be very distracted from my work!",
"That’s a funny looking chicken. ",
"I like that view shift.",
"I wonder if he thinks you are like a cages animal and he is looking for ways to help you escape?\n",
"“No dead mouse on ledge again. Day 462 of unsatisfactory performance.”",
"At my University, snow isn't so much a problem, but in the lot I park in there are a bunch of trees so in the fall all the spots are covered in leaves so you can't see the lines.",
"Almost a haiku...",
"That hawkward look you get when caught doing some freaky shit ",
"exactly my point",
"Does he tap the glass to see if you'll react? :)",
"This looks like a western phase redtail to me. They usually have a darker colored chest whereas eastern birds will have more of that light contrasting chest you are talking about. As for why it’s not a coopers? The dark brown eyes, chunky proportions, and calm expression says redtail. An adult coopers would have red eyes, a sleek looking body and a coked-out expression on its face. ",
"Both great ",
"das a hawk",
"I think this is either a cooper’s hawk or a sharp-shinned hawk. They are very difficult to tell apart and the picture is kind of blurry. They are both very good bird hunters. I am going to guess this is a juvenile sharp-shinned because of the blotchy chest and the long skinny legs. ",
"I shift that view like. ",
"He and I have always had a good raptor ",
"Now it bugs me that turkey vultures aren't called red vultures.",
"The former I haven't heard about, and the latter seems only vaguely familiar.",
"Looks like a Peregrine Falcon :)\n\nThey have adapted to the urban environment and tend to live on tall manmade structures (tall office buildings, skyscrapers, etc.). Very cool!\n",
"Yes! He had noticeably long skinny legs! Thank you so much for sharing your expertise! ",
"Looks like a Peregrine Falcon. :)\n\nThey have adapted to the urban environment and tend to live on tall manmade structures (tall office buildings, skyscrapers, etc). Very cool!",
"Those things are delicious",
"You prefer standing all day as people actively look down on you in that classist snobby way \"because you work in a store/coffee shop.\"? ",
"Thanks! I am also excited to be able to change my eating habits and have more energy to actually exercise since I won't use it behind a desk. ",
"The worst thing about all that is the ONLY difference between the brown sugar and the white sugar is that the brown sugar has molasses in it. Its just a slightly less refined (in terms of processing) than white sugar. Yet people pretend there is this huge difference. ",
"Or any coffee shop really. ",
"lol. All my bosses are luddites, but nice try! ",
"You, yourself, don't,...um...happen to, .... uh....transform into a wolf at night,....do you?",
"It would be great to get back to that. I'll have to see if I can work that out.",
"I like to rest on the 10th floor ledge of this building each morning. It's the tallest building in the area with a good view so I can spot and swoop down on food. It's great but there's this creepy dude that keeps staring at me and taking pictures. Should I poo on his car?",
"Think hes pretending to watch the office in real life?\n",
"I'm putting a two weeks notice in after this week and taking a leap of faith to try and independently make money. Nothing makes me more depressed than coming to an office everyday and have some one tell me to do something I have no passion in",
"Vultures are awesome! I had a mating pair living in a tree on my property in the country. The baby vulture noises were cute as hell. ",
"Question for you! A couple years ago I witnessed a massive gathering of vultures. Hundreds of them flying lazy circles in the sky. It happened in the same place in town next to our river for a couple days before they slowly dispersed. I've got videos and pictures on my old labtop. It was crazy to see. ",
"Cant say I experienced that, maybe its just where you work/ed",
"r/birdslookingatyou",
"Hahahha Toronto BlueJays would win World Series if they were even half so brutal.",
"Exact boat I'm in. I have only a little idea what I'm doing next but I feel so much better already. ",
"I'm going to take a little time off, work on my own graphic design company, and maybe help my friend build a house in South America. Thanks for the support!",
"\"You got those reports for me, Dave?\" ",
"Sounds like he had a good sense of humor. Hope you and the rest of the family are doing well.",
"Hello Northern Virginia! Based on the southwest looking window towards Skyline and the Mark Center, I'm guessing you are somewhere around Columbia Pike / Bailey's Crossroads area. ",
"I just remember that *it's* is ALWAYS an abbreviation for *it is.\"* ",
"That movie is awesome haha. To answer your question, our printer staples things for me and it’s awesome. The printer is so much more precise than I ever was, it never fucks up a staple job the way I used to.",
"\"Well, hello there, sir.\"",
"Word is the world. ",
"That bird would be huge if someone photoshoped the bottom of the windowsill out.",
"I had a friend like that once.\n\nHe shit all over me and left. ",
"Are people saying it's a black vulture? Vultures' heads are thinner and almost naked. This guy has lots of head feathers. Also the color. Isn't this a hawk?\n\n[Turkey and black vultures](ttps://www.allaboutbirds.org/guide/PHOTO/LARGE/black_vulture_sim_3.jpg)\n\n[Cooper's Hawk](http://www.bird-friends.com/BirdPage.php?name=Cooper%27s%20Hawk) Though I'm not sure if it's a Cooper's vs. other kind of hawk.\n",
"Crosspoint?",
"That’s why I said I’d be impressed. It’s mostly really marginal. ",
"Just the fact that this is actually a concern is a pretty sad commentary on our society. Forcing people to be so miserable just to survive that they legitimately contemplate NOT surviving anymore is pretty abominable.",
"Exactly. I guess I just not used to optimism on the internet. Just cynical self-loathing, haha.",
"That's one hell of a birb",
"TIL black vultures are M E T A edgelords",
"No, seriously, I thought he was fan-fiction writing an adult Morty too.... \n\n\nI was thinking, wait, did Rick turn himself into a Falcon?",
"That's because it looks like a bird",
"There's a bug in your code",
"Creepy shit man, it was totally an extradimensional being who was doing reconnaissance over you. \n\n\nYou are the pivotal character in a science fiction epic in which an immortal being destroys 40% of the human race and the entire eastern seaboard looking for you. The royal heir to a kingdom of beings that destroyed his people millenia ago. ",
"Good luck!",
"A code in your bug there is. ",
"This would scare the absolute shit out of me",
"I mean agreed but it won't change anything...",
"What a beautiful bird. Lucky you!",
"Birds",
"Lol I can imagine it now, \"I'm Falcon Riiick!\"",
"My sweet summer child, redditor for only four years. ",
"This falcon guy.",
"oh. That's much better than I expected. I was thinking along the lines of gerbiling...",
"I imagine the attempt to put a wolf up there could be super painful on so many levels.",
"Oh, that's too good!!",
"\"I need you to submit your report to me immediately!\" ",
"Audubon society in Orlando?",
"https://i.pinimg.com/564x/05/1a/28/051a283489795463270afa691a64d670--so-funny-funny-stuff.jpg",
"OMG this is epic. ",
"That's called kettling, as in a \"kettle\" of birds. Per [wikipedia](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Kettle_(birds)):\n\n> Kettling apparently serves as a form of avian communication—an announcement of imminent departure—as well as a way of gaining altitude and conserving strength.\n\nThey ride the thermals and circle high before catching a strong wind in the direction for long-distance travel, it's really cool!",
"> I'd love to know more about your job!\n\nMy Real Job is doing conservation education talks and animal meet-and-greets at an AZA zoo, but I'm also a privately licensed falconer and do volunteer rescue work at a facility that focuses on birds of prey, where I fly birds for their main public demonstrations\n\n> What is your favorite out of the species? \n\nDon't make me pick! Of the species I've worked with, for doing flight demonstrations I love the Harris Hawks and for doing public meets having a Barn Owl or a Gyrfalcon always makes you look good. Black Vulture or Caracara are full of personality for doing playtime sessions, and for an actual hunting bird you can't go wrong with a Redtailed Hawk.\n\n> Can you tell us about a unique case? \n\nThey will all be Great Horned Owl themed, and go Sad - Neutral - Happy\n\nSad case: lady found a baby Great Horned Owl and illegally kept it as a pet for a couple of weeks. It got sick, she asked a vet, the vet told her to bring it to us. She gave it to us and asked when she could have it back. When we told her it had to stay with us she became very angry and threatened to take it back (if she had, she would be getting a visit from the Game Warden very soon) but eventually she left without it. She had been feeding it plain meat and the poor thing's bones had crumpled under their own weight from lack of calcium, there was no cure at that point and it had to be euthanized.\n\nNeutral case: guy found a baby Great Horned Owl and decided to keep it as a pet, but soon realized his mistake and surrendered it to us. It was still young but had become irrevocably imprinted on people and was rejected by the foster mother owll we have (who, at the time, was doing fine raising several other orphans.) He is unreleasable and still acts like a baby, has no idea how to hunt, but is physically fine and makes a great education bird.\n\nHappy case: at NASA they found a Great Horned Owl nest on their rocket launch pad and gave us the eggs so they wouldn't be incinerated. We put the eggs in the nest of the aforementioned foster mother Great Horned Owl that we have. She accepted them, incubated them, they hatched, she raised them with the other orphans we got in that year, and they were successfully released that year!\n\n> What do you wish people knew more about raptors?\n\nOn the small scale: **they aren't pets.** Most raptors make shit pets and most people make shit raptor-owners. I have a hawk that lives at my home but she is not a pet and I had to do a LOT of preparation for the privilege of slaving away to take care of her properly. Yet when people ask how to get a pet owl and I tell them it's illegal or not a good idea, they act like I've declared myself a PETA member. The best thing to do if you find a raptor that you think needs help, is *not* to keep it, but to find a licensed person who can take it.\n\nOn the large scale: **they need massive, overarching habitat conservation assistance.** Habitat loss is their number one threat right now. People see hawks in neighborhoods and think \"oh neat they can live with people just find\", but they need intact, wild ecosystems. Urban sprawl is so destructive it's hard to even comprehend, and slashing down acres of trees while saying \"it's okay they're birds they can fly somewhere else\" is, unfortunately, a common mindset.\n\nThankfully we're to a point now where most people don't actively shoot raptors and we have laws protecting them, but conservation in general can always help.\n\n> Also, bird tax? Many bird pics yes.\n\nFalconry bird tax: [My Redtailed Hawk on a hunt this week](https://imgur.com/5UKLxbz)\n\nEducation bird tax: [One of the Harris Hawks I fly at my volunteer place](https://imgur.com/Lk8JFZK)\n\nOwl stories bird tax: [Gif of my view when holding a Great Horned Owl on a windy day](https://imgur.com/4nf6aW5)\n\nZoo bird tax: [Baby penguin looking like a sad muppet](https://imgur.com/BWMGmlA)",
"Man ya'll love hawks.\n\nShout to my boy earlier with fresh kill. The streets is yours.",
"It's because they are highly curious and very texture-seeking, if it feels \"tearable\" their instinct is to rip at it- which makes sense, considering it's what they do with roadkill that has basically turned into jerky\n\nSome people try putting stuff like hot sauce or spice on things they don't want chewed. This works for mammals (squirrels and coyotes, which might cause property damage) but vultures don't taste it and don't care.\n\nNot that you would, but just as a reminder it's a felony to kill or harm them, so you're not really left with much other than making ABSOLUTELY SURE nothing edible is ever left out (food scraps or garbage). They may eventually learn that their efforts are unrewarded.",
"I was thinking of how many times he goes there, but yeah he has a bad Ass haha",
"I see by your username you have discerning taste in ships, so I'm flattered that my celebrity-lookalike-lovechild-pairing has your approval",
"This birdie reminds me of my boss at work.. ",
"I was lurking for at least a year or two prior, but I wasn't always in the loop about these things :)",
"...Thank you. This was a fascinating read! And those PICTURES!! That Harris Hawk is so very handsome. Thank you for doing all that you do and we appreciate you doing such hard work so we can enjoy these amazing raptors.",
"While I do know that they follow where Turkey Vultures go due to the Turkey Vultures' keener smell, I'm not sure where the Black Vulture's...ehm...preferred tastes lie. Turkey Vultures are larger than Black Vultures and do typically get first dibs on a carcass as such, but I don't believe either is incapable of piercing the flesh of most carcasses. \n\nI think the species you are referring to is of an African variety, which is smaller with a duller beak and thus can't pierce the flesh of larger carrion with tougher hide, such as wildebeest. So they wait for others to work first or enter through the chocolate factory or other softer, more vulnerable areas. \n\nThis approach is likely common with many vulture species on larger, tougher game all across the world, as in general vulture beaks are not as sharp as say, an eagle's because their purpose is not to kill and mangle, but to rip and pick. ",
"Well, as someone mentioned somewhere else in the thread, the name comes from the pinkish-red bald head looking akin to that of a Turkey's. Thus Turkey Vulture. :)",
"What's her name?",
"You have the best office space. I don't even have a window :(",
"If it's truly daily, could you snap a few more? ",
"He's looking at you like you owe him money. Like just a mean look lol.",
"Wubba lubba dub dub",
"I probably scrolled long enough that I commented before seeing your edit. No harm no foul.",
"I just remember feeling that his initial posts were so inauthentic. Okay maybe he was passionate about his research, but I always thought he was a phony. Unfortunately we learned he was pretty terrible.",
"No problem in the slightest, I am a shit-typist after all, as it takes me forever to peck out a sentence!",
"Eggxactly how I feel",
"Nice bird! \n \nSo, who's your friend who stops by daily at your office?",
"Pinfeathers and gullyfluff!",
"Thanks! Appreciate it. Like I said, we are having some luck with a sonic repeller - which makes kind of crazy \"woo woo\" noises along with hawk noises. It's loud and annoying, but beats having to replace our door gaskets constantly. We also have a problem with them roosting on our roof and leaving lots of yucky poop, luckily the noise seems to work there too. \n\nI miss having songbirds around, but as you say it's illegal to harm the vultures and that wouldn't be anywhere near my first choice of how to deal with them anyway - it's their habitat too. Thanks for caring about hapless critters <3",
"I would love to have a friend stopping by daily at my office ",
"Hmmm I can do that during the summer for sure... ",
"Does he rip apart and feast on small mammals right outside your window?\n\n",
"he was only 17 (and then 36) when the books ended. he could've discovered a lot about himself in that time. ",
"Thanks. ",
"Yeah, down here in Tampa with Armadillos they enter the chocolate factory first. Not sure what type of vultures we have but they sure don't like getting out of the way of cars or people. ",
"Just don't think about an orange monkey while looking at him",
"Code monkey very simple man.",
"soon he will come with his childrens :v and guess what you will have more friends.",
"Cat",
"/r/2meirl4meirl",
"It´s someone close to you who has passed out... ",
"Dumb cunt should take some Biology lessons then.",
"Beautiful animal. X)",
"I meant the guy you're fucking...So Fun",
"We're at 8k now. ",
"We're at 8k now. I'm suspecting bitcoin will drop to 1000-1500",
"Where is this? ",
"https://www.thetimes.co.uk/article/woman-martha-lillard-in-failing-iron-lung-turns-to-internet-for-help-hp2ssg6bf",
"Bird:'Where do you hide your wings?' ",
"Trump is OP?",
"Happy cake day ",
"Thanks, I just noticed!"
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I work on the 10th floor of an office tower. I have a friend who stops by daily.
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" Damn it Meg!",
"someone who's asking for a good roasting by posting a bland profile type picture on reddit. ",
"Ill roast you faster than a christmas turkey! ",
"New section on Reddit is a strange place",
"[Here you go.](https://twitter.com/AlanaDelGoddess)",
"I thrive here. ",
"Thats not her",
" Tis a silly place. ",
"It is... but alright. Keep looking I guess. ",
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Who is this beautiful girl?
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"That's the sun mate...\n\nWith a lens flare... ",
"whats the ring around the sun called?",
"A halo. ",
"lens flare ....",
"Neither, it's a star"
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Planet or Orb?
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"what in all fucks",
"I believe it's a foot of some kind ",
"It's a sign of end times clearly. /s (sorta)\n\nAt least it built up what I assume to be extra fur.",
"It's a rabbits foot I found on my walk the other night. I live in an area with a lot of coyotes, and maybe coy-wolf.... On my way back home, I heard the coyotes behind a neighbors house. Needless to say, it scared the crap out of me and I picked up the pace, as I was still about a half mile away from home."
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Good luck or bad sign...
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"Renly must be hanging nearby, she's got that look.",
"Brienne or, an over the hill, alcoholic, Robin Hood. ",
"Looks like Bruce Willis "
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Found a painting of Brienne of Tarth hanging in the NY public library
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"Reminds me of that giant worm from spongebob",
"\"Please, no.\" D:",
"If you have too many that’s what you’ll look like in the morning "
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When I drink it is the beer that is scared
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"my friend, you are already there. ",
"The worst part is I am a fleet supervisor for one of these companies 😐",
"the plots thickens",
"Worse. CANADIAN HELL",
"Is that the one where I have to eat Robyns doughnuts?",
"And the long johns are filled with moose shit"
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Am I going to Hell for this??
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"Press f to pay respects",
"F",
"Good bot. F",
"My condolences. ",
"to be fair it got town down cause of a bug infestation soooo probably for the better...",
"Its McDonalds in the pic WTF is this?",
"The remnants of our beloved McDonalds. Taken in her prime.",
"What is the origin of this picture? Whoever took it has a great sense of humor. ",
"what... what is this?\n",
"The bot or the pressing F?\n\nIf it's the latter, it's a reference to one of the most [hilariously tone deaf moments in Call of Duty history.](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/858/776/f2e.jpg_large)",
"The 'pressing F'. That... is incredibly tone deaf. Wow. \n\nToday, I learned something. Thanks kind redditor!",
"Security camera caught a glimpse of the suspect : http://s45.photobucket.com/user/jarosh-gaf/media/sneaklol.gif.html",
"Me when they got rid of the Big N Tasty burger",
"No problem. Just spreadin' the meme knowledge. "
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To the man that lost his Taco Bell...We know your pain.
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"How did the whole barn not burn down?",
"Flash bleached the barn and imprinted the image I'd guess. Not the heat or shock wave",
"Dude was just trying to clean his gutters",
"Shoulda talked to Dan from Grim Reaper Gutters, they won't leave until they make a sale!"
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Someones final moment flash-burned into the side of a barn caused by the detonation of 'Little Boy' over Hiroshima in 1945.
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"Interesting.\nBetter for r/mildlyinteresting. ",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/search?q=pepper+growing+inside+a+pepper",
"Yo dawg",
"You killed a pregnant pepper?! You monster."
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There was a baby pepper growing inside my pepper
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"I just blue myself. ",
"That's a hell of a shade.",
"You should post this in /r/therewasanattempt instead",
"Funny that's where I cross posted from..."
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There was an attempt to cosplay as Nightcrawler.
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"Henry is a cool guy. Great photo!",
"The word of Christ compels you, motherfucker! ",
"I listened to Henry Rollins on the Joe Rogan Podcast and he is truly his own kind of person. Very unique individual. I bet he would be a blast to hang out with."
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I met Henry Rollins last night, he was very sensitive when I showed him my scar from a car crash
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"Sophia has joined the chat ",
"Would fit well in r/madlads",
"Trying their best",
"I tried this. Nice glitch. ",
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Google's at it again
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"When the president feels insecure enough to lie about his weight/height/health and there is no system or person around him brave enough to call out the lie, nothing he says can be trusted.\n\n",
"And yet ~~so~~ too many trust him blindly.",
"He is being used by cowards and power mongers who utilize him as a cartoonish puppet to distract the public while they set up their own dynasty of power. \n\n ",
"Layout is a very important part of editing a newspaper. ",
"Oh do you have proof of his real height and weight? Did you measure him yourself? Or are you going by images which can be very misleading. (clothes, shoes, etc)",
"Someone needs to give the doctor a cognitive test.",
"Pretty hard to BEAT the THOUGHT that was put into this title.",
"No no. Don't logic here. There is no logic here. ",
"Odd. You people praised him as the best when he worked on obama. Odd how the tables suddenly turn. Meh. Par for the course. ",
"Much like Trump, it is obvious that this doctor has suffered a decline in cognitive qualities. \n\nIn other words, it's possible for someone to have been cool in the past and is currently terrible.\n\nThe world is not all black and white and extremes like Trump Fondlers pretend it is.",
"I love when one group accuses another of the same shit they pull. Both sides are fucked. But the all time record for hypocrisy goes to obummer and hitlary supporters. Trump haters are taking a close second in that they claim one thing, say another, support him when they don't know it's him and put his policies down when they find out they are his. It's hilarious to watch the decline of an entire party. Dems and Libs are little more than jokes these days. Oh well. We will just have to ride out the MSM lies and prop. Not a big deal. ",
"> Both sides are fucked.\n\nOkay yeah sure. I believe you ",
"Hey, finding that common ground is the first step. :P",
"Listen, sweetheart, there mere fact that you are defensive about this reiterates the stereotype of Trump supporters. \n",
"lol you sad cuck. Next time don't talk out of your ass if you don't know what you are talking about. Then maybe you will be able to answer simple questions.",
"Heh, cuck. Only the most pathetic of losers talk about cucks. \n\nHow about all the photos of him standing next to 6'1 Obama, them being about equal height, and the report stating Trump's height to be 6'3? Being off two inches when measuring someone's height is pretty much impossible.",
"Lol. Obama could be wearing taller shoes, Older men lose height over time due to curvature of spine and neck, Images can be heavily misleading in general.\n\nBut putting all that aside, aren't you being intolerant? If Trump identifies as 6'3, then he is 6'3. Isn't that what you libtards preach all day? If the left didn't have double standards, they would have no standards at all.",
"Ooh, Libtards. You are trying way too hard buddy. You gotta be at least moderately subtle with your trolling. If it's too obvious people will just call you on it and then the conversation ends. You gotta say something that gets under their skin that isn't just a tired catch phrase. ",
"Wow as always you liberals ignore the content of my comment and focus on one single word in order to distract from the actual conversation. Sad!",
"You see, your comment had no content, and this is a go to argument for useless right leaning trolls. Then you use a Trumpism, something that the libs do to mock repubs. \n\nYou should've gone with something a little more personal, as the equating me to your strawman liberals didn't work the first time around. \n\nHaving a grain of truth in it adds a little impact, you should try going back to my original comment and attacking that, since it was paper-thin to start with. ",
"I logically explained the potential reasons why Trump's observed height might not match up with his stated height.\n\nYou: \"YOU SAID THE WORD LIBTARD REEEEE\".\n\nThen I asked you why you refuse to accept that Trump is 6'3 if he identifies as 6'3 since you moronic liberals preach about that shit all day.\n\nYou: \"REEEEE YOU ARE A RIGHT WING TROLL.\"\n\nYou lefties always project. None of your comments had any actual content, and you never rebutted any of the valid points I made since I stumped you. So you resort to these weak comebacks and accuse me of making no arguments.",
"Aww, are your feelings hurt?\n\nIt's ok, you deserve it. You are a bad person, with bad opinions and a bad hobby. You should feel hurt, because you are a drain on the world, in both the personal and public sense.\n\nBye.",
"BAHAHAHA what a retarded cuck. Your feelings got hurt so you start projecting once again. And still didn't address any of the points I made because you lack the intellectual capacity to do so.",
"Yup, I completely lack the intellectual capacity to refute your completely airtight claims. You have me dead to rights good sir. Still a cunt for using the term cuck though. You know the thing cuck refers too? You'd have to be one to use the term, because people who aren't aren't constantly worrying about their machismo in comparison to those around them. \n\nAnd I mean, who doesn't like a little spanky spanky from a lovely lady?",
"Lmao I really triggered you didn't I? Triggered you so hard that you came back after saying \"Bye\". \nSad!\n\nAnd yes, I know you lack any sort of intellectual capacity. Thanks for confirming it.\n\n",
"I like that Donald Trump: Sad!\n\nIt's like admitting it."
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Someones thought thru this headline
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"Obama smells something good and Mike pence looks pissed about it",
"Everything's bigger in Trump land.",
"That's the look of contentment that comes with knowing your crowd was bigger.",
"Both Michelle Obama and Melania Trump, are 5'11\".",
"They all look so happy, so inspirational.",
"Biden looks tall. ",
"For some nutso reason, taller candidates tend to win: https://www.thoughtco.com/does-the-tallest-presidential-candidate-win-3367512",
"They're both wearing heels. ",
"note the high-heels.",
"Except the schlub who can't button his jacket",
"How could he with such tiny hands?",
"As you get older you tend to shrink. weight, posture, ect can affect height as well so in the morning with nothing wearing him down he might actually be 6'3\" or he was at some point in the past. Or he lies who cares",
"that's because he's on a step higher you fucktard!",
"Even during election time, I thought Donald was like 5'9\" at best. He's 6'2 on a google search. This might make me racist, but I thought everyone who was over 6 feet tall didn't look this decrepit.\n\n6'5\" bald white men. I'm googling this now; I've never seen one. I had an easier time imagining tinkerbell was real.",
"Because this is /r/pics, I know there's hidden motive behind posting this. Just not sure what it is. \n\nE: spelling is hard",
"in before \"Gosh, why is everyone so concerned about our President's height? I thought you libs were against body shaming!\" ",
"I honestly think he can't tell the difference anymore. Up is down and all that",
"Obama is wearing lifts. ",
"Its an insult for/to the obamas to be in the same picture as those cunts (not biden)",
"I also heard he does not poop and achieved all the highest honors in school through university by the age of 8.",
"Pence is looking at Obama thinking \"I still can't believe they elected that guy\" while Biden is looking at Trump thinking the same thing.",
"What I get out of this picture is that it looks like Biden is doing something with his hand to piss off Pence that no one can see.",
"Fuck this lying piece of shit. ",
"\\#NotMyPresident",
"Melania dressed like she from the hunger games ",
"have you guys stopped and think that maybe Obama lied about HIS height? /s",
"Those look like elevator shoes Trump is wearing. He's been rumored to wear them for years. I've seen other photos of him wearing shoes with heightened heels in the back and he's barely taller than Melania who is 5′ 11″. ",
"OP just wants this to get more exposure.",
"taller than Pence, and on the same step. Not that it matters. Love that word: fucktard. ",
"It's implying President Trump lied about his height during a physical examination, and thus possibly more. (E.g., his health, mental status, etc) ",
"He broke the PGA record for most holes in one but was too modest to let anyone know.",
"What the frick?",
"The recent health review listed Trump's height at 75\" (6'3\"). Obama is 6'1\". This comes on the heels of Trump being juxtaposed with athletes of his supposed stats (239 lbs) and he comes out larger in those photos. It's referred to as \"girtherism\", self-coined by proponents of the accusation Trump has lied on his health report.",
"I never really paid attention to the small hand thing. His hands are way smaller than Obama’s and melania’s. ",
"Funny how that information was left off of his \"birth certificate\". \n\nDeepstate sorosbucks reeeee",
"The country she grew up in basically was the hunger games back then.",
"A picture of a bunch of notable people standing together? Honestly, why does anyone care about this picture? I feel like I'm missing something here..",
"I was just replying to your bad pun. Oh shit you meant motive, not motif.",
"That might be the dumbest reason for posting a picture I've ever seen on Reddit. Especially since there's *a lot* more evidence of him lying than a random picture. ",
"you misspelled *karma*",
"Especially the hands.",
"The supreme president has no need for butthole",
"So it's a circlejerk over a health report discrepancy? \n\nI'm not trying to be condescending, but it sounds like a pretty stupid thing to latch on to, considering he does dumber and worse shit on a daily basis. ",
"fair point about age, except as for every medical exam I ever had they never asked \"what was your height when you were 20?\" or \"thirty years ago, what was your weight?\" \n\nAs for who cares ... honestly I don't think anyone except Trump cares about his height, diet, finger size or anything else he talks about 90% of the time.\n\nWhat people do care about is that when a person can't even comfortably acknowledge that possibly they aren't the tallest, smartest, most endowed or wealthiest it is a serious indication that their decision making skills in such things as ... \"should I start a war\" ... might not be the most logical or \"best\" for the rest of the population.\n\nPS: you did forget to mention that it looks like President Obama's shoes aren't flats and that Maybe President Trump is wearing flats ... that's good for an inch or so .... roughly the difference we see here.\n",
"I think trump sees what obama smells",
"The US National Institute of Health categorizes someone with a BMI of 30.0 or higher to be obese.\n\nTrump was listed at 6'3\" 239 lbs, which gives him a BMI of 29.9. This is considered to be just overweight.\n\nIf his height was actually 6'2\" his BMI would be 30.7 and he would be technically obese.\n\nhttps://www.nhlbi.nih.gov/health/educational/lose_wt/BMI/bmicalc.htm",
">This might make me racist,\n\nSure, let's go with that.",
"He's not being shamed for his body. He's being shamed for lying about his body.",
"Think it's more about lying about shit we can clearly see isn't true. Also why the fuck would you lie about your height. This isn't tinder.",
"Yep. I just literally felt the need to take the piss out of that one, before it gets posted in earnest.",
"He's a very [humble man](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1R42mFx3_ss)",
"The odds are *not* ever in her favor. ",
"I agree it's possible the height difference here is due to heels, sadly though that's not appropriate for the narrative. hence the down votes.\n\n[edit: actually, I just looked more closely ... both shoes have the same sized heel. One can tell this from the slope of the front.]\n\n\nPersonally Trump is incapable of speaking truth, so that he lied to a medical doctor about his own personal well-being speaks volumes about his inability to make productive decisions for the population as a whole.\n\n",
"Shit.. I didn't even realize it. My bad ",
"Meta",
"Jesus Christ.",
"now, now ... Obama was not *that* bad ....",
"I like it.\n\nIt's very \"jackie kennedy-esque\"",
"Donald: \"Fuck yeah, greatest con ever. I'm eating Mc'D's on all of your dime!\"\n\nMellania: \"Asshole promised we would lose.\"\n\n",
"Note Donald’s wedges, I think this picture is enough evidence ",
"Is someone working towards self-awareness racist though? I grew up when \"racisim\" was a hatred; not just unrealized prejudice. ",
"has nothing on Donald Trump",
"Friend of mine is a 6'5\" bald man. Now he shaves his head cause he's losing his hair and just owns it. But yeah they exist.",
"She hold herself well.",
"Joe: \"I left a Kenyan passport in your top desk drawer and changed the WiFi password to 12345.\"",
"And for having a Rear Admiral flush away his reputation on a visible lie.",
"Biden just mean mugging the shit out of Pence",
"Joe Biden's like \"do I know that smell?\"",
"Trump lies about his height ",
"She looks like a cheap Chinese knockoff of Jackie O. Fits her and this administration perfectly.",
"Girthers will find he truth",
"I tried to be objective, and I can't say it's not a circle jerk. So yeah. Can't deny it makes me smile.\n\nI don't know if anyone's \"latched on\" in the sense that it's the most important issue, just another one on the pile. As pointed out everywhere, it's the \"well what else would he lie about?\" aspect of it which is obvious, but also he's called people fat and pigs before, so there's that hypocrisy aspect too. \n\nSide note, the given stats put his BMI at exactly 29.9, overweight. 30 is obese.",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvtn7/63_trump_beside_61_obama",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvtn7/63_trump_beside_61_obama",
"Remember when Obama didn't wear a flag pin on his Lapel and it was a huge deal? ",
"Haha found the girther denier ",
"Each of their expressions says something. \n\nMalania looks like a hostage victim forced to go in public with her captor. \n\nObama looks free. \n\nMichelle looks like your mad aunt who wants you to quit your shit so she can finally go on that vacation. \n\nTrump looks like a kid who pulled out a grenade pin and thinks the adult screams are yells of encouragement.\n\nPence and what’s her name look like human anuses being prepared for bleach.\n\nAnd Joe looks like the do-gooder missionary who feels bad for the natives but has to end the two-week mission trip. \n\n",
"Kim Jong Il shot 18 holes in 1? Trump did the same but with bigger holes!",
"Everybody’s smile looks like a frown ",
"He’s just stating a fact, not making a comparison, geez",
"Human heels used in skin cream.",
"And liberals are being shamed for being just as trivial and stupid for stooping to his level. ",
"Lifts are inside the shoe. Sorry if the a well respected navy doctor is not as skilled at his job as people who post on Reddit. ",
"This is some next level r/conspiracy ",
"> Or he lies who cares\n\nWell... generally people whose lives are affected by his lies and/or perception of reality.",
"He's clearly closer to 6' or 6'1\"",
"Even though I assume you are a trump supporter I'm upvoting because I'm more tired of smug liberals than retarded republicans. ",
"The sole purpose of lowering his BMI would be the logical guess, but in dons case it could be solely for the fact of his ego.",
"The word \"Preening\" should have a picture of Donald Trump next to it",
"“Our president” ahh the first step of acceptance. Thank you ",
"It started out as a pun thread but really the guy just used the wrong word! ",
"And Biden is ready to pop Pence if he steps out of line",
"I didn't think about that! My parents are getting older andonly recently realized they were not as tall as they used to be.",
">It's very \"jackie kennedy-esque\"\n\nDefinitely what she's going for. ",
"I think you meant he didn't go to school after he turned 8. Because that's what his vocabulary proves",
"Lol how much does he weigh. To look like he does at 6'3 he would have to be no joke ,280+\n ",
"How do you feel about decent human beings who are caught in the middle and have a piece of human garbage for president?",
"ah. he's wearing lifts, not heels ... I see. Of course.\n\nThe doctor measured him? Or merely asked him his height? Both are possible.\n\nIt comes down to whether one finds it more likely that one of the most self-confident, least presuming people in politics finds it necessary to wear lifts, or whether a person who on a daily basis for the past two years (and his life if one bothers to look through it) lying about everything to make himself look \"better\" than those around him.\n\n",
"Demand the Long Form Girth Certificate!\n\n/r/girther",
"Dead people",
"Yeah cause Trump has never had a doctor lie on his behalf, right?\n\n1. Mah bone spurs\n2. The healthiest man to ever serve as president ever",
"Ah, the ol' Reddit [prezaroo](https://www.reddit.com/r/switcharoo/comments/7r62ya/height_vs_penis/).",
"[Ah, the ol' reddit trump-a-roo](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7ol8r9/so_ive_always_loved_drawing_but_was_ok_at_it_and/dsaxjll/?context=1)",
"No we all know he's a liar everyone is, on top of that he's an elite wealthy politician. He lies considerably more than most but specifically about his height who the fuck cares",
"Every time you question his height it gets one inch taller!",
"I kind of like how it goes blue red blue red in the front row there, and then black blue blue white in the back",
"Pence looking like he's thinking, \"I ain't never been with a black man before, he's half white, I guess it makes it ok.\"",
"or you think a well respected doctor would put his credibility on the line because you guys are butt hurt that Trump is not minutes from death. ",
"Biden is just disgusted by the dead cat on Trump's head.",
"This old fat near death man worked harder than anyone running for President and sure as hell works harder than you. Sorry if he’s not on his death bed. ",
"When's the last time you updated the height on your driver's license? I'm sure I've shrunk a bit with age but when i get my license renewed when they ask me if everything is the same i say fuck yes it is because i don't want to fuck with it and i want out of the dmv. Same as my medical records, unless the doctor specifically takes the measurement then when they ask I'm telling him everything is the same as the last time he checked because i want out of there",
"lol. right.\n\nI don't think the doctor had much to do with this report at all.\n\nDo you think a (70 something year old) person who eats a Happy Meal three times a day and uses a golf cart as an exercise machine is likely to have a \"perfect bill of health\" ??\n\nThe only negative comment on the report was his weight was \"borderline obese.\" \n\nSo, how likely is it that the doctor merely said \"what's your height\" and wrote down the answer ...\n\n",
"\nOkay.\n",
"If you don't see the problem with the president lying about something as trivial as his height than you are biased or just ignorant. ",
"Well there are two types of lies. There are lies like that a 20% corporate tax rate will actually result in increased tax revenue - obvious lies that you know are just platitudes. Then the are the lies like pissing on someone and telling them it's raining - ones that are so obvious, so petty that the message is \"fuck you\".\n\nActually there is a third type, the type where you're actually lying 25% because fuck you and 75% because you have alzheimers.",
"You're obviously not one of them. I wouldn't have them running in to me every few minutes because they would be a decent human being rather than a screeching liberal. ",
"How *dare* you say that about the ~~first~~ ~~second~~ third lady",
"Nope, Bone Spur had heeled shoes as well: \n\nhttp://pixel.nymag.com/imgs/daily/intelligencer/2016/11/10/10-obama-trump-white-house.w710.h473.2x.jpg",
"More like Pence is looking at Obama thinking \"I know I'm not supposed to respect him, but I wish Trump was half as capable as this guy\", while Biden's thinking \"Good luck\".",
"It was two measurements. One being six foot and the other being three inches.",
"Probably loves Trump's fake news awards though.",
"Lying about your height is what 13 year olds do to get on certain height restricted carnival rides.",
"Trump is wearing them too.",
"[Some of you may remember this like it was yesterday](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7qvtn7/63_trump_beside_61_obama/?utm_content=full_comments&utm_medium=user&utm_source=reddit&utm_name=frontpage).\n",
"That doesn't make much sense. ",
"he was considered 'obese' at 6'1, merely 'overweight' at 6'3",
"I read a statistic that said all our presidential elects have been the taller of the two options, except in Bush v. Gore",
"Showing Mikey the vote count.",
"I prefer the president to not behave as my 9 year old nephew. Is that fair to ask?",
"Yeah it does. You're asking me about \"decent human beings\" caught up in the middle. That'd be me. Not the whiny liberals in these threads. Every r/pics , r/MurderedbyWords , r/PoliticalHumor post is some stupid ass Trump bullshit or some stupid ass smug liberal, and it is all throughout r/all. And then of course there's several more of these stupid ass subreddits that popup all the time. You, being one of these smug liberals on the defense for this bullshit, are not one of the \"decent\" people stuck in the middle. ",
"Why does Trumps proportions make me feel like it there are two children stacked on top of each other wearing a long coat? Is it the arms?",
"What catches my eye is Pence staring hate daggers at a black president.",
"I'm guessing he was 6'1\" in his prime, but always said 6'2\". Then, he forgot he added an inch, so he added another. Meanwhile, he shrunk about a half inch, while poofing his hair up about an inch.",
"Trump is almost always the tallest man on many photos. He is obviously over 6.",
"I don’t remember the last time I didn’t involuntarily flip off my screen when Trump showed up on it. ",
"It's conveniently located right below his nose",
"It's pretty fucked up to release some shitty \"fake news awards\" the day after you lie about how tall you are isn't it?",
"> here are lies like that a 20% corporate tax rate will actually result in increased tax revenue\n\nI guess you didn't read about Apple just saying today they will bring back $350 billion that they were holding offshores and pay US tax on now of $38 billion?",
"Yep the navy doctor (Obama’s doctor as well) just decided to lie and not confirm anything. That makes sense. This is why you guys lost the election. You hate reality if it is contrary to what you want. ",
"Man you’re really butt hurt over this. Too funny. ",
" it's Obama's own fart. And that's why I Michelle looks like she knows the smell and she's not pleased. ",
"Not enough to be whining on the media about it. To be fair, if he put breitbart and fox news as number one and two in his awards, the rest of them would deserve their position as well. ",
"Must be the liberal tears",
"Pretty weird that Obama would lie like that...!\n\nWow, people really struggle with sarcasm",
"All Biden wants to do is smell our Flotus hair. He is pissed the wind is blowing the other direction and getting Michelle’s. ",
"He sure works harder than me in a few things...\n\n1. Extramarital affairs\n2. Plowing down fast food \n3. Believing humans have a finite amount of energy in their lives\n4. Recognizing the country of Nambia and all the good it's doing\n5. Saying he won't have time to golf then spend 1/3 of the past year playing golf\n6. Keeping that Coke stock valuable by polishing off a 12 pack a day. \n7. Skipping the draft because of aching feet... That were just fine to play baseball months before. \n8. Lying.. An average 5.6 lies per day to the American Public. \n9. Whining. No no, not winning, whining. \n10. Shitting kittens... 1,2, Mueller comin' for you...\n\nThe day Donny Two Scoops works harder than the local Walmart door greeter will be the day he's on his death bed. ",
"Pence looks like he's mad-doggin' Michelle, like: \"I know you're a goddamn trans-sexual warlock, you devil worshipping heathen.... *GIVE ME BACK MY PENIS!*\"",
"Biden: \"You ain't 6 foot nothin'...\"",
"And pop cherries of underage girls.",
"You are completely unhinged ",
"Triggered",
"Satan and Hitler are known for being evil, not insecure.",
"Nobody deserves a spot on the president's list of news outlets he wants you to ignore. That list shouldn't exist, and it's not about the order.",
"Low effort.",
"All our problems are solved! Apple!",
"I mean probably",
"And what percent did that increase tax revenue? It didn't? Overall we're increasing the deficit exponentially? Well, it's sort of weird you brought it up then....",
"What about Obama don't you like? ",
"Obama have lifters in his shoes haha my buddy in high school did this to get recruited by D1 schools. ",
"Don't let the guy off easy now..",
"Pence has a finger in two presidential butts.",
"US is truly fantastic. Where else can you get a president who dresses in drag!",
"Thank you r/pics for tackling the hard hitting political issue of our time.",
"Yes, based on his recent check up and 'reported' stats, a height of 6'3\" and weight of 239 pounds gives a BMI of 29.9 which is still barely in the overweight category. \n\nReporting him at his actual height between 6' and 6'1\" and he's still in the obese category. Even if he loses 10 pounds as the doctor suggested would still have him in the obese category. \n\nAnother thing nobody considers is that at his age and activity level, the body composition is definitely shifted toward less muscle and more fat mass. A dexa or MRI scan would show he's clearly obese. ",
"Why not? The president doesn't matter. ",
"Am I wrong?",
"Stating facts = butthurt? Lol ok.",
"Or you could just look at the countless photos of him wearing shoes with lifts and him standing next to people whose hight we know and who don't lie about everything. ",
"Remember when mentioning Hillary's health was considered beyond the pale and sexist?\n\nAlso, I guess the whole \"body positivity\" crowd is willing to suspend their principles for Trump.",
"BMI is an absolutely stupid \"measurement\". DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON would be classified as obese if we used these.\n\nHowever, I do think trump is an unhealthy obese, too much steak and ketchup.",
"Hold my executive branch, I’m going in!",
"His LDL Cholesterol is also at 143 mg/dL, which isn't great but is a bad sign since he's already on medication for it.",
"No no no no no they’re on different steps! The president can run 40 miles per hour ",
"REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE\n\nIs that what you're looking for?",
"I don't know if I've seen a picture with Pence smiling",
"The US now has it's very own Kim-Jong! Next, we'll hear how he bowled a perfect 300 game at the age of 4, how he dunked on Jordan the first time he played basketball, and he'll be controlling weather patterns by the end of his first term (as long as he gets re-elected).",
"> As for who cares ... honestly I don't think anyone except Trump cares about his height, diet, finger size or anything else he talks about 90% of the time.\n\nDon't forget the scumbag \"free press\" reporter who plainly asked the physician how Trump is healthy after eating KFC all day ",
"Why is this all over Reddit? Are there not more important issues than the presidents fucking height? ",
"Your definition of 'smug liberal' is actually just rational human being. Has it occurred to you that Trump is so toxic that most people have a problem with him and will enjoy/discuss posts about his general objective shittiness? Even putting aside his general piece of shit attitude, most people just enjoy begging on the president cause he is an easy target. Put aside your outrage and think about why people might be 'stupid ass smug liberals'. Feeling bad does not mean you need to lash out.",
"/r/Pencemirin\n\n",
"Remember when Trump lied about anything and everything? It was just now and for most of his entire life.",
"It makes sense. Like her husband, the Hunger Games chooses young teenagers to obsess about and endanger. ",
"/r/bidenbro \n",
"His account is a month old and yells about liberals.\n\nI don't believe it's -intended- to make sense. ",
"May as well just come out and say that you think all the results of the physical are fabricated. ",
"Lol. Rational Human Being = Liberals. Lol... Supporters of the democratic party are so rife with contradiction, I don't believe a single one is \"rational\" unless you mean rational in the way that dumbass Ayn Rand means rational. \n\n>Your definition of 'smug liberal'\n\nI never defined smug liberal. \n\n>Feeling bad does not mean you need to lash out.\n\nBut apparently it does for liberals. On one hand, rational human being liberals are so outraged that they need to lash out with meaningless memes which do nothing (you actually could do something, but choose not to), and on the other hand, *I* should just not lash out. This is why no one likes liberals. Because not only are you smug, but you simultaneously want to create different rules for different people. ",
"You sure have a lot to say and it is all 100% full of outrage. Bad troll is bad and you know it.",
"Yeah, how dare we point out the Emperor has no clothes! We're terrible! ",
"/r/bidenbro \n",
"I care about Trump lying.",
"Not really, no.",
"How is that being a scumbag? ",
"Yeah that's what your doing... ",
"even Michelle looks taller and yes she has heals on. But that only means she got her extra inches honestly.",
"He told me I didn't build my business. Bullshit, I worked hard building it. ",
"Well, yes. That is what I'm doing. The clothes one, not the being terrible one.",
"The issue is Trump is a liar about stupid shit.",
"I think those lapel pins are jingoistic pieces of shit.",
"No you're not. Stupid...",
"If you zoom in you can see pence is looking to his left and not at Obama. Projection is a funny thing!",
"I love how both VP's are looking at their opposing presidents like \"Pfft look at this fucking guy\"",
"But he’s a better president than the last fuck head we had. ",
"There is absolutely nothing Trump is better at than Obama. ",
"That's down right un-American sir. ",
"Yes, anyone who thinks people can reasonably live to 200 is unlikely to also be a great, scientifically grounded doctor. \n\nThat 200 years remark sounded like the trumpeter himself, reaching far past believability and straight into fantasy land. He even inflated his height.",
"Like she's just about to peel off her own skin to get out of her own life",
"Well, hitler wasn't exactly secure. \n\nBut compared to trump, hitler was well adjusted. \n\nHitler only wanted to fuck his cousin. Trump wants to fuck his daughter. ",
"Remember when Obama wanted to get us into a war in Syria and depose Assad and was only stopped by the overwhelming response from the people?\n\nedit yeah downvote away retards, Obama was a scandal free president he's so nice, anything that doesn't conform to your echo chamber is bad",
"The doctor dude was an Obama appointee too, not just a shill Trump but in place",
"That's not the response. It's that you guys are fucking stupid. Perspective + Obama wearing heels. You can tell the camera is closer to Obama in this photo",
"You guys are nuts, you can clearly see Obama is wearing heels ",
"....pretty sure the presidents doctor is a bit more thorough. One would hope. \n\nOr not.",
"Political inflation.\n",
"Or the camera is closer to Obama and Obama is wearing heels... Trump is taller",
"WOOT woot and most businesses are eliminating us jobs they were supposed to create. So the average American isn't exactly winning here.",
"Not really. Economy is doing great, ISIS has taken huge loses the last year. But since reddit and the media is incapable of saying anything positive about Trump...",
"That's ok, I'm not American. What's the deal, are people afraid they don't know where they live?",
"At least he listened to the overwhelming responses from the people...",
"You come off as a vulgar meanie head. Hurt my feelings. : (",
"Including this obscure guy\n\nhttp://www.cnn.com/2017/04/06/politics/trump-tweet-syria-obama/index.html",
"Not only that but also not fashionable along with visible tie clips.",
"Like every overweight woman who ever said \"I'm not fat, I'm curvy!\" or any overweight man whoever used the word \"husky\" to describe himself? The same political party that jumped all over that and decried fat shaming and judgement, is up in here height shaming and full of judgement. \n\n",
"Anyone who spends that much time playing golf should have a healthy (ish) heart from the mild exercise. ",
"shame she commited plagarism in her first major speech.",
"BMI is not a stupid measurement. Yes there are cases that clearly are incorrect like the one you mentioned, but it is based on AVERAGES meaning it won't work for every single person, but it will work for most people. Just because something doesn't work for every single case does not mean that it is stupid.",
"Gotta skew those numbers so he's not clinically obese.",
"BMI isn't meant for individuals, it's meant for populations.\n\nIf you're clearly working hard and have built up an insane amount of muscle, then yeah it's a dumb measurement. For 99.99% of people with a BMI over 30 you're not like DWAYNE THE ROCK JOHNSON. You're just fat.",
"Probably his height before shrinking from old age, so he just runs with it. I was 6'5, but now I'm closer to 6'4. Happens more often to people who're constantly looking at their phone, too. Chiropractic care will most likely become a bigger business in the coming future because of it. ",
"You can’t honestly say you have heard him string together more than a few sentences that made sense... he mostly sounds like a drunk guy at the party that gets on 5 different topics telling one story. ",
"People getting triggered by height. What a world we live in today...",
"He doesn’t carry his clubs and he uses a golf cart. He basically drives from lie to lie, walks a few steps, swings and drives again. ",
"The Supreme Leader has no need for petty elections.",
"Or have that flabby body flopping around on top you, practically suffocating you? ",
"Great Day!",
"Trump is about an inch or 2 shorter",
"That's somewhat true.",
"Maybe it’s the hands?",
"Didn’t last long...\n\nhttps://amp.cnn.com/cnn/2017/04/06/politics/donald-trump-syria-military/index.html",
"BUT he is a doctor and therefore bound by HIPPA so even if he observed something different he cannot disclose it ",
"I think the arms are about the right length, but it's that they are skinny, and that the hands are small.",
"There is no fucking way he's 6'3\" 239lbs. I'm 6'2\" 195lbs and relatively skinny. There is no way, he's only 40lbs heavier than me.",
"He's going to be yuge.",
"Yeah but if you're eating McDonald's and watching anime everyday and not working out and eating healthy you're not The Rock you're just The Blob. BMI works for most people. ",
"Wouldn't it be much easier to lie about his weight?",
"Looks like Biden is farting, Presidents are laughing, pence is pissed bc he’s right next to it, and all the ladies are refusing to acknowledge it",
"He is a pro rassler, remember. That always adds 3-4 inches.",
"No being mad that a decorated navy doctor hurt your narrative so all you guys keep yelling about how he eats McDonald’s so it can’t be true. Too funny. It’s like when you call him a failed billionaire. ",
"Its not specifically the height that is triggering people, its the seemingly blatant lying. And in that case, just another drop in the bucket.",
"Well the women look happy ",
" I think Biden was hoping Pence has a young daughter he can inappropriately touch and kiss. \n\nCreepy uncle Biden!",
"Oh /r/pics you are sinking to a new low here. The damn post has nothing to do with the picture itself, it's just throwing meaningless shade. ",
"It might be just his behaviour.",
"No please no",
"....",
"\"I will *drop* that motherfucker\"",
"deleted",
"Trump is obese.",
"I think Mother looks angriest though...",
"you will not find more than a handful of positive comments below.Trump doesn't seem to sweat much for a fat guy.",
"\"6'3\"",
"\n>Another thing nobody considers is that at *his age and activity level*, the body composition is definitely shifted toward less muscle and more fat mass. A dexa or MRI scan would show he's clearly obese. \n\nDude, wtf? He's golfing like 2-3 days per week! How dare you imply he's got a low activity level? Stop spreading fake news! \n\n",
"not possible to win over his base.the only ones that will change are the ones who hated Hillary worse than Trump,they have voter remorse.The want of a third party will be dynamic in coming elections and will lead to many flips.He lost by 3 million votes and Hillary gave him 4 midwest electoral college states out of sheer stupidity. nobody was more surprised that he won, than Trump.The worst democrat campaign since Dukakis,no,maybe ever.Hillary was the worst ever candidate,Sanders would have been a landslide.",
"I cringed so hard that I might have pulled a muscle in my neck.",
"President looks like he's actually 5'11'' and 3/4.",
"....",
"Former class next to current crass!",
"Pence has the creepiest fucking look on his face. ",
"And tiny balls",
"Dexa or MRI wouldn't be at all a diagnostic approach to body composition as thats implied by the objective exam by the physician seeing him. \n\nRadiologist.",
"Glad to hear I'm now 6'3\"",
"As a Trump supporter. Even I think something is up with this shit. But, every other attack isn't working. Maybe MSM and Trump haters FINALLY caught him in a lie? Oh well. Buckle up for the \"IMPEACH HIM NOW\" marches. Wonder if it will be pussy hats again...... Hmmm. ",
"Well, he did already brag about how he was the best baseball player in New York when he was young, and how he \"was always the best at sports\" even though he says he doesn't exercise because he believes the body has a finite amount of energy.",
"He really does have small hands! ",
"coolest President of the United Sates Mr. Obama",
"looks like obama is standing tall as possible tho, and trump perhaps slouched an inch?\n\nsomeone get a ruler",
"Except she looks like a robot.",
"coolest president. Mr. Obama",
"> Remember when Obama wanted to get us into a war in Syria and depose Assad and was only stopped by the overwhelming response from the people?\n\nNo but I remember Obama asking for authorization by Congress to bomb Assad after he gassed his people\n\nThat is not \"get us into a war\" at all\n\nAnd then Republicans made \"red line\" jokes for years after calling Obama weak and feckless. Typical shameless hypocrisy\n\n>edit yeah downvote away retards, Obama was a scandal free president he's so nice, anything that doesn't conform to your echo chamber is bad\n\nyeah that is true, zero indictments and zero convictions. Not seen since Carter and before him, LBJ\n\nhttp://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2017/06/our-score-so-far-republicans-89-democrats-1/",
"Lol joe Biden is thirsty for trunp’s wife ",
"> For 99.99% of people with a BMI over 30\n\n*this specific statistic is for demonstration purposes only.",
"> I think it must pain the DNC every day to know they fucked over Bernie and lost the election.\n\nlying Bernie Bro talking points are hilarious\n\n>There's a huge middle ground people seem to ignore\n\ntrue, Dems have no plans for the economy, health care, education, etc\n\n>and when you shit on half the country for being a 'basket of deplorables' you tend to push people the other way,\n\nso much for triggered liberal snowflakes I guess\n\nI personally think Hillary had been too generous by only calling half of Trump voters as deplorable",
"if that is all it takes to be great then you must have loved Obama\n\nnot surprised your post history is holocaust denial and nazi comments",
"The weight it real. The height is not.",
"Happy?",
"That is the least valuable metric in history. Being the tallest person \"in photos\" just means he was taking photos next to someone shorter. If I take photos next to my infant cousin I'll look bigger, that doesn't make me three inches taller than I actually am.",
"What's probably going on is that trumps posture is terrible but when they measure his height he sucks in his gut and stands up straight. Meanwhile Obama is in great shape and has perfect posture all the time. ",
"You can clearly see their shoes have an equal amount of heel. Their left shoes look virtually identical except the toe. The angle, which you can approximately measure by the bottom step relative to the edge of the photo, is like two degrees, from this distance that means the camera is maybe six inches closer to Obama. Not enough to influence anything. Try harder.",
"Ok that one I believe given how much time he spends on his golf courses",
"hahahahaha good response, great joke, 10/10 fellow maga top gamer memer winner incel",
"That's 239lbs of old McDonald-induced fat, all under the skin and wrapped around his vital organs, and fat is lighter than lean muscles.",
"And here I thought he replaced his anus with his twitter account. ",
"I also heard he shot 18 holes in one in one round of golf.",
"Don't people generally have to be physically active in order to build up a sweat?",
"Remember when bill Clinton got impeached because he lied about sexual relations with that there lady and republicans called hillary weak for staying with him. Now Trump has been accused of sleeping with a pornstar (while married), he will deny it, and Melania is still with him ? Pepridge farm remembers. Only difference is, that little R beside his name that makes him immune to even the most heinous hypocrisy. ",
"You can just see how happy the women are about the realities here ~~",
"And you sir are completely in denial. ",
"As someone who lived in the United States for 30 years, I was always baffled by the massive numbers of American flags that people display there. \n\nWhy? What's the point? You aren't the only country that's patriotic, so why do you have to give outward evidence of it all the time?\n\nIt's like someone who constantly talks about how cool their girlfriend is. For the first week or two, it's natural but after that, you're like, \"OK, get over yourself.\"\n\nHere in the Netherlands, you never see flags except for King's Day, when there a million flags appear from nowhere. It's much more exciting that way.\n\nEDIT: also, in my experience the people who showed the most American flags were the most hateful people - the ones who supported every genocidal war, who believed you couldn't be a good American unless you were a Christian, and who talked endlessly about their tedious guns.\n\nMan, I'm glad to be free of that place at last. I never saw so much human misery as in New York City, and I've travelled all over the world.",
"It’s because he does business and business transactions.",
"Everyone looks so happy.",
"Everyone in the photo looks 100% uncomfortable being there.",
"She's wearing a skintight ninjasuit underneath for when Vin Diesel finally breaks into the White House and Trump tells her to take care of him as he himself gets on a helicopter to make his escape. I'm willing to be she's got 2 Uzis tucked in somewhere there.",
"He wasn't that different when they got married. She knew what she was getting herself in to - there's no basis to feel sorry for her.",
"He's the tallest 6\"3 US president the world has ever seen. Period!",
"Shithole. The correct term is \"shithole.\"",
"Hey, call it what it is. *A shithole!*",
"A lying doctor is just pathetic.",
"it wasnt a big deal.\n\noh you mean to those stupid people. yea",
"Will this be a daily circlejerk image or can we go bi-weekly maybe?",
"You sound pretty whiny to me..",
"> Trump being juxtaposed with athletes of his supposed stats (239 lbs) and he comes out larger in those photos\n\nCan you see the problem with that reasoning?",
"His supporters truly are the cheapest dates in the world. ",
"Ok why did Obama have to lie about being 6’1” when he’s clearly 6’4” smh.",
"I know in Quebec you see a lot of Quebec Provincial flags. It's not really the same situation though.",
"Biden knows he’ll go down in history as someone respected.\n\nPence has destroyed his name forever. ",
"> he lied to a medical doctor\n\nIs it possible the doctor measured him?",
"Bring back the Tiny Trump photoshops!",
"btwy......nice looking....",
"I’m not the one questioning a highly respected doctor. Personally I choose science over internet conspiracy theorists. I thought you guys lost your minds when he got elected but you keep going down the same path. What are you going to do when nothing happens from these investigations? You guys just need to relax and count all the money he’s making you. ",
"BMI can be used for individuals, however it has a tendency to overestimate fat percentage for people at the extreme, like those with an IFBB pro card.\n\nif you don't have an IFBB pro card, BMI actually **underestimates** fat percentage across all measures of BMI. that means to say, almost everyone with a normal BMI or heavier is actually overweight/obese.",
"Could say the same about his cult getting triggered by his own words.. #trumpcritizesestrump",
"jingoistic\n\n> characterized by extreme patriotism, especially in the form of aggressive or warlike foreign policy.\n",
"Heights_of_presidents_and_presidential_candidates_of_the_United_States\n\nFor comparison. ",
"That long red tie adds an inch.\n",
"You telling me my man doesn't poop?? ",
"Wears oversized jackets, especially in the shoulders",
"He doesn't poop? \n\nMaybe that's why he's always full of crap.",
"Where in Texas are you?",
"Couldn't someone go measure those steps and then measure Trump based on this photo?",
"Go ahead. Make a move. I *want* you to do it.",
"Yeah I worry less about the effect of this mistake on her than on us.",
"I don't understand why they just didn't lie about the weight, so much easier to cover up.",
"It was a huge deal...to the people that manufactured the outrage, yes.",
"Me too. Which is what makes it all the more sad every congressperson seems to wear one. ",
"Then how tall is Michael Obama? Why does he look so tall?",
"Everyone likes the smell of their own brand. ",
"Everyone knows voters are only interested in a candidate that’s at least 6’3”. ",
"6’ 3 was taken from his Tinder profile presumably? \n\nOff topic slightly but what is it with people over exaggerating their height? I get the ‘wow you’re tall, how tall are you exactly?’ So I tell them 6’ 2... “no you can’t be, I’m 6ft you’re more like 6’5”. \nNope, I’m 6’2 buddy, and you come up to my chin so I hate to break it to you but you aren’t 6ft ",
"Heels.",
"Because they are working on turning this country into a hunger games dystopia.",
"Or they could just be lying about both. I'd guess he's probably about 6'2\" and around 250 lbs. ",
"Her name is Mother, because a real name wouldn't be creepy enough. ",
"👌",
"He has the biggest inches. Believe me.",
"One of them is lying or one of them is shoe-lifting.",
"Since you didn't say \"believe me\" I'm having a hard time believing you.",
"Ah, that's true.\n\nIt's just the height bothers me the most as it's so easy to disprove.",
"Well to be fair he's grown an inch in the past 2 years.",
"Next up on Fox: \"Obama caught wearing elevator shoes!\"",
"lol \"stooping\" to the level of the President of your country. If _that's_ a thing, then you really fucked up.",
"But, what about Eric?",
"A simple reminder that Donald Trump is your president.",
"Conversely, Obama is 6'3\" but always said 6'1\" because he didn't want to brag.",
"He's probably just gotten into the habit of adding a couple inches to measurements.",
"She's married to Mike Pence. Her husband thinks she's his mother. Those two are just a couple of whackadoodles.",
"I knew that was bullshit the second I read it. Does he realize blatantly lying makes him look like a bajillion times more pathetic than just saying he’s 5’11” or 6’???",
"In so many ways Obama was/is the bigger man.",
"I call Fake News. The liberal media's agenda here is to obviously diminish the exceptional, unparalleled height accomplishments of our president.",
"The thing that blow my mind about the flag pin is the the only real options are to have it or not. It is not like someone is going to roll up to congress with a Lichtenstein flag pin, look down and be like \"fuck... grabbed the wrong one\"",
"Maybe in 5 inch heels",
"Wait...are you for real? Because that’s the creepiest shit since Rosemary’s Baby. ",
"Slovenia? Very much not the case. It was one of the better-off parts of the former Yugoslavia and it's doing all right now too. Per-capita GDP's around $25k now. In 1995 it was about $15k. That makes them slightly worse off than Portugal in 1995 and better off than Portugal now.\n\nAlso, the Yugoslav breakup didn't lead to much trouble in Slovenia. ",
"Why the fuck does he wear his ties like that?? It looks god-awful ",
"Damn that guy in the red coat looks taller than all of em",
"What does he get out of lying about this? Is there anything that comes out of is mouth that we can believe? He’s so frustratingly ridiculous. Edit: words",
"That's unlikely to have happened in the past decade.",
"He gets taller every time he takes viagra.",
"Not mine thank goodness ",
"This is a thread about one of Trump's laughable petty lies, fyi.",
"> retards\n\nYou sound like a great person. ",
"I love how the VP's are mad-dogging each other's President. \n\nMy money is on \"Slick\" Joe Biden!",
"Couple of things about this picture. The tie color of Obama and Melania’s dress color are similar. Same fir Trump and Michelle.\n\nBiden is looking at Trump, Pence at Obama. While their wives are looking away in opposite directions",
"just a question.... how tall are each of those steps behind them?\n",
"You mean the university he scammed money through? ",
"Omg if you go back and look at everyone's expressions in this context it's hilarious. Biden and Pence are in the back right into he firing line with the worst expressions, both their wives kinda looking away. Michelle has a \"not this shit again look\", Melania has a stone face because she's getting so used to trying to look stoic around the dumb shit her husband does, while Trump kinda looks like he likes what he smells.",
"I have bald white-guy uncles who were 6'9\" and 6'7\". Neither was particularly thin, these were football-player-sized guys. \n\nSo they do exist. \n\nI'm the more standard bald white guy: 5'11\", 210, should be 180 if I were in shape.",
"Trump will claim that there’s shrinkage when it’s cold",
"That’s one yuuuuge pile of shit !",
"The birth certificate said he was only two feet tall! Obviously this isn't the same guy!",
"I don’t think there’s any reason to think trump is gay. Pence, on the other hand...",
"I'm in my 60s. I'm about half an inch shorter than I was in my 20s. It's not that significant of an effect.",
"Yes. Can you see where I said there wasn't one?",
"> But that only means she got her extra inches honestly.\n\nAvoiding obvious comment...",
"And welcome back to /r/pics , the most political non-political subreddit",
"That serene expression on Obama's face makes him look like he just stepped out to his happy place for a moment.",
"Am I the only one that noticed their on stairs???",
"So many large pairs of gloves wasted.",
"Fair enough I thought you were implying it was a valid comparison rather than just describing the skeptics' position.",
"TIL: I am also 6'3. Nice.",
"They are trading slaves in Libya. Syria is on fire for the 7th straight year. There was a suicide bombing in Baghdad that killed dozens a couple of days before, North Africans are drowning in scores trying to escape starvation but yes doubting height is our main issue till the next election. ",
"Good bot",
"So much body language.",
"Can you imagine that body in a swimsuit?",
"[he's 6 foot](https://i.imgur.com/MSXSyby.jpg)",
"Can someone put me in the loop about this one?",
"Obama looks like he’s relishing his new freedom from no longer being president. ",
"Ermagerd Dumph is finished!!!!!! Inpeach him nowwww Bernie can still win!!!!!!! ",
"Remember when Obama once ate fancy mustard? Or wore a beige suit? Trump doesn't, as he has dementia. ",
"Why is the current first lady always in attention pose. Is she warning her about her husband?",
"hahaha it is amazing that POTUS is such a stupid lying sack of shit.",
"If I were a politician I would wear pins of all the state flags and get them as close to the shape of America as possible. Then I would use however many American flag pins necessary to create a border layer around those flags.",
"Honestly, it feels like a cult sometimes from the Pledge of Allegiance to how everyone should think the US is obviously the best country with no flaws unless you want to be labeled a communist. I went to a program called Boys State during high school in the summer and while it was neat to meet new people and participate in a mock government, I felt like I was in an American version of the Hitler Youth- Role call in the morning, constantly singing our oath, exact same uniform. Probably didn't help that I was one of the few minorities there in Texas. I just felt like I was being brainwashed and conformed among the crowd of khaki pants and polo shirts. Maybe I am exaggerating but I don't believe anyone should have excessive pride in their country when so much of the world can learn from each other.\n\n\nI love the US for its diversity being my home country and the opportunities it has given me but damn does it feel like \"*you are either with me or against me*\" if you don't like something in the US and you should get out.",
"Oh man, I can't wait for the wave of Trumpers to jump on this and cry about how minor and insignificant this is. Anything to distract from the fact that the man who just bragged about his mental health being recently confirmed by a doctor is *clearly* paying off doctors to lie about his health. Anything to steer the rhetoric towards how \"ridiculous\" the media is being for pointing out that our dear leader is taking a leaf out of the Kim Jong Un's propaganda playbook, right? I wonder when we find out that trump got 10 hole-in-ones the first time he ever played golf..\n\nI will say one thing though, you guys certainly know your base. It's amazing to me how easy it is to get right wingers to parrot off the same distracting rhetoric. Remember when his Christmas golf lie was just about how obsessed CNN is with his golf and *totally not at all* about the fact that he lied AND paid a truck to block out the media? Remember when him saying \"shit hole\" was definitely a swearing issue and not a \"our president is so out of touch with American values that he literally doesn't understand the words inscribed on the statue of liberty\" issue? Boy, aren't all these things just *so silly*, right? ",
"The new unimpressed McKayla!",
"Don't know if you've seen from the other comments, this time it was likely exaggerated to avoid his BMI being >30, or obese",
"He specifically found your idiot ass to tell you that? To your face? ",
"6'3\" is how tall he needs be for his BMI to not class him as obese.\n",
"Fwiw, they're both wearing shoes with heels. They may both be 6'3\" in this picture.",
"It says a lot about our discourse that I actually expected a Trump supporter to earnestly make that argument.",
"Trumps generation lied about height and weight to get into the military. Trump lied to get out of the military. The height thing is plausible. ",
"Clinton idiots calling Sanders supporters \"Bernie Bros\" is ironic as fuck, go screech about sexism while your candidate gets shoved down everyone's throat and loses to a literal idiot",
"My ex was 6'0 in heels I shoe-lifted often.",
"I don’t even think the weight is real unless there is no muscle mass in him whatsoever. ",
"I mean, I believe that Trump used to be 6'3\". As you get older, you do get shorter due to compression of your spine. And I doubt Trump actually checks his height on a regular basis. ",
"Is he wearing Robert Downey jr. type man heels? Lol",
"I am right at 6' and weigh 230 pounds and I am slimmer than Trump by a large margin without any huge amt of muscle mass to reasonably skew my numbers. There is no way in fucking hell that he can be three inches taller and as chubby as he is and be the same weight as me. It just doesn't make any sense. My bets are that he is around 6' or 6'1 and around 270lbs. Well over the obese range.",
"> The height thing is plausible.\n\nTherefore, true",
"Ah I see. Definitely makes him look slimmer lol ",
"is this a joke? clearly has been edited.",
"Suggesting that playing golf is good exercise is like suggesting going to the batting cages is good exercise but you get to ride a go-cart for 5 mins between every swing.",
"So glad Obama is gone! \n\n#GoodbyeObama",
"He can also speak to dolphins.",
"Navy Doctor: \"He's in perfect health!\"\n\nCNN's Gupta: \"I am looking at his information, he has issues with his heart.\"\n\nNavy Doctor: \"Well, I mean ya, he has heart disease.\"",
"Haha. Blind liberals. Open your eyes and stop believing CNN for everything. In one year Trump has done more than Obama did in 8 years. Do some research. ",
"Look at Joe starring him down.lol",
"My guess is 5\"11 295",
"It gets the point across for 99.99% of people. ",
"Not sure if serious. Plausible doesn’t mean true, it means possibly true. ",
"Exhibit 'A' in the lib psychosis over anything Trump related. This is pitifully petty.",
"This is the same guy who was on r/holocaust vehemently denying that the Nazis used poison gas to murder the Jews during WWII. \n\nSome people are just nuts.",
"I hope you’re paid per word and not per compelling argument. ",
"I'm not from America so I'm not very familiar with either president. Can you please list what Trump has managed to do last year that Obama couldn't in his last 8 years? ",
"Nah, Joe's pedo sense is tingling! Barron must be nearby!",
"Melania looks pissed.",
"wow, Obama was so vain he insisted on wearing 2\" lifts. Sad",
"Its a joke about how that's all it takes for members of the mob to confirm their bias",
"It's okay. Obama's gone now!",
"I've never noticed how hard Pence is side-eyeing Obama in this photo until just now\n",
"Imagine believing this",
"That just means that she's once, twice, three times a lady.",
"I guess what I'm really trying to say is that she can look the part. As for plagerism, you're so right. Why you get down voted, IDK. I don't reddit so well.",
"Would that make his chin his taint?",
"His tie makes up the difference.",
"Exhibit A in Trump staff's North Korea esque perpetual grandeur lying.",
"She's gonna fake for as along as she can. If there's money to be gotten, she will be there.",
"I couldn't do it.",
"Do you mean a yuge deal?",
"Works harder? Bullshit the lard ass spend shit tons of time on a fucking gold course while normal people are working. ",
"Playing devil's advocate here. Maybe he was 6'3 when he was younger, your spine compresses with age unfortunately causing you to be a few inches shorter in your elderly years, and he is 70.",
"Melania's soul has died. Just look at her.\nWow.\n\nYou know, its amazing when she was younger and full of life, she could have married some super rich silicon valley nerd who would have worshiped the group she walked on. Boy did she pick the wrong rich guy.",
"That’s right because we are the ones paying for the date. ",
"Massive Tax reform for everyone which created 1000s of jobs for everyone. Minority jobs for blacks and Hispanics are climbing. Which Obama couldn’t do because he was a puppet in the political world. \n\nPeople don’t like Trump because he’s doing what he said he was doing in the Campaign. Do I agree with all the stuff he says on Twitter fuck no. He needs to stop that bullshit. But the guy gets results and the economy is in a great place and still stable since he took office. ",
"That is a blatant lie. \n\nI dare you to respond with things Trump has done, not things other Republicans have done. \n\n",
"Pence would kick the shit out of that pedo fuck head ",
"Seriously, I think this dude may have brain damage. ",
"Especially the lies.",
"Add 3-4 inches for her heels! ",
"Or he sharnk with old age & didn't want to accept it",
"If they had to fake his height to adjust his BMI <30, he must weigh a lot more than 239 lbs too.",
"Maybe he meant his ego which his body couldn't cash?",
"Kind of looks like Obama is letting out a long juicy fart",
"He's still pretty tall",
"You'd end up looking like a North Korean general.",
"> However, I do think trump is an unhealthy obese, too much steak and ketchup.\n\nSteak would push him more in the direction of Dwayne Johnson. It's the refined carbohydrates that are probably keeping Trump fat. ",
">Our president\n\nWhen did trump invade the world",
"Our supreme leader is clearly the tallest person in that photo.",
"Flair.",
"It would not shock me if obama wore lifts in his shoes that day to be as tall as Trump. ",
"Is it? Is that the only difference? I mean, the paper trail proving women were PAID OFF to accuse Trump of shit, that's not a difference. The fact that a hooker is accusing Trump now vs an intern who had to be forced to accuse Clinton. That isn't a difference. No, we only see what we want because feelings. -_- You people seriously make me weep for the human race. \n\nI don't LIKE the guy. In fact, when he talks it makes my SKIN CRAWL! But you absolutely can not deny the good he has already done. Unless you're blind with hate of course. People have proven that time and again. But, logic doesn't live in the mind of the average Trump hater. You guys are all about emotion and feelings. To hell with logic, facts and actual evidence. Oh well. ",
"what does watching anime have to do with anything ",
"Every single person on the right is taller than their counterpart on the left. ",
"Is truth still a thing?",
"nobody's allowed to be as tall as supreme leader.",
"Bitter supporters of obese Hillary Clinton think Trump's Dr. lied about Trump's height on Trump's physical exam to avoid the label \"obese.\"\n\nWould be easier to lie about his weight, but whatever.\n\nMy opinion: Trump probably isn't 6' 3\" but the above photo could easily be Trump bending slightly and Obama high-heading.",
"We currently have an obese president. ",
"He's like an Eldritch horror. Every time I hear him speak I'm driven slightly more insane by his incomprehensible nature. How could he be like this? How could he be like this *and become president?* Is this really indicative of the will of my compatriots? It makes me confront a new level of existential dread.",
"obama deff farted",
"Are you stupid. In this pic trump isn't the president yet",
"As someone with a BMI of 34, I fail to see how it's even relevant to anyone that isn't 160~cm tall. \n\nI mean, I am definitely carrying a few more kg, but 34 is like \"you're gonna die\" obese to some scales. And I'm not in that kind of position. Although some of my joints beg to differ when playing sport...",
"What?",
"Kinda figured the same thing honestly.\nMeasured myself last thanksgiving and i was a full inch taller than i remember being (i'm in my 30's) meanwhile my dad... refuses to measure.",
"Everyone likes their own brand.",
"It's not her name on her birth certificate, but it's what Pence calls her. ",
"Can't remember if that was before or after he explicitly stated it was OK for Pence to have voted to invade Iraq, but Hillary Clinton is literally the worst ever because she voted to invade Iraq.\n\nThat whole interview made it obvious that Donald Trump is never going to put on his big boy hat and act like a grown-up. If he can't behave for a 60 Minutes interview, then it's because he's incapable of behaving. ",
"That's what bothers me the most. It's a shame to see how easily trump gets others to lie for him.",
"\"we're not smug, it's just that people who criticize us have brain damage.\" You must have 0 self awareness. ",
"I'm hoping not too close to me.",
"Yeah, the fact that the doctor said he’s in excellent health while on a statin is kind of ridiculous. I would call that good health, maybe. You shouldn’t need medication if you are in excellent health.\n\nEdit: stupid autocorrect implied Trump was on Staten Island. ",
"So he's about 5 desserts away from obesity?",
"Which is why newer rides have scales.",
"Can’t forget all hus goals and victories during the world cup!!!",
"Or an American Police Chief.",
"On the flipside, does pense look taller than usual to anyone else? Ive met the guy personally and idk his official height, but me at about half way between 6'1\" and 6'2\", i towered over him. But here he looks just an inch or 2 shorter than Biden who i always thought was about 6 foot? Idk official heights for those 2 though.",
"Well, he could be in excellent health for someone who eats a bucket of KFC with a bag of lays potato chips for lunch and a well done steak covered with ketchup for dinner every day. ",
"Who is more petty. Op? Or a guy that embellished his height? ",
"Well, that could be part of the separatist thing?",
"TIL Tinder is a carnival ride.",
"Is this post suggestion that Obama is wearing heels?\n\nAlso, I think someone just farted, and Obama likes it :)",
"You aren't making rational arguments at all. You are barely making sense in your previous posts. \n\nAnd man are you biased. Have you ever considered that you might be wrong about some things? Or have you ever considered that this president is in fact a piece of human garbage? Let's stick to the original point and not walk down this path of deflection. A tactic I see used just about every day when it comes to political discussion. \n\n",
"Michele and Milania look like they are of the same mind on the situation",
"lmao fat disgusting stupid fuck",
"Peer pressure, \"you're for us, or against us.\" It stifles debate.",
"Maga",
"Yep, just follow the lines of the steps behind them. He's obviously about 2\" shorter than Obama.\n\nWhat a shit head. Every minor detail makes me hate him more.",
"He isn't my president, neither was Obama. \n\nCanada 4 Life!",
"When mom makes you take a photo.",
"Dude is basically allergic to exercise. His muscle mass is really damn low.",
"And the tiny hands.",
"Well I mean if he gel spiked his hair up like a 14 year old boy and they measured from there it could work...",
"Sorry.",
"That LIAR Barrack “Hussein” Obama has been misrepresenting his height for YEARS just to make much better candidates look bad.",
"Trump, the hugest president ever. Big president, *ocean* president. Believe me. ",
"Well since Trump is a KNOWN LIAR, it was a tongue-in -cheek comment, which I assume the post is...\n\nMy husband is 6'2\" and I'm 5'9\" and don't even own heels. But sometimes I stand on a higher stair to get a dominant kiss :)",
"Some website posted an article using a bronze casting of his hand to estimate his height at 5'9\" at the most. With corrections for shrinkage it's 5'10\" at most. His shoes also look suspicious and could easily be elevator shoes, which would explain why he manages to look only an inch shorter than Obama's 6'1\" here.",
"Yup, definitely a picture",
" overweight people have trouble standing up straight... maybe maybe losing some height from the fat slouch",
"Why does Mike Pence look like he's about to punch Obama and why does Joe Biden look like he's going to do the Vulcan neck pinch on Trump",
"i definitely care about whether the president is telling the truth about his weight because of \"honesty\" and \"integrity\" and not because i dont like him and think he's icky so that makes it okay to bodyshame",
"And the fact that the president is lying about such trivial issues don’t worry you? ",
"Hey yeah Obama, listen. Do you want to express yourself? Because if you only wear the bare minimum of 15 pieces of flare, I'm just not sure you can do that.",
"You should travel more.",
"everybody's wife, in the meantime, looks bored, uncomfortable, and like they can't wait to get the fuck out of there.",
"*\"The thing about me that's so impressive is how infrequently I mention all my successes.\"*",
"Was just going to say this. Definitely looks like he's wearing shoes that add a few inches.",
"happy cake day! ",
"Still salty eh?",
"“Obama probably lies about his height to make it seem less obvious that he was from Kenya. “ - DJT probably ",
"I heard he's got like... 30 God-damned dicks...",
"There is really nothing Donnie doesn't lie about.",
"Why does it seem like Trumps’s wife didn’t agree to this President thing every time I see her in a picture ",
"One inch shorter or one pound heavier would put him at or above a bmi of 30 classifying him as obese. There is absolutely no way he is that height/weight. Added an inch and cut a couple dozen pounds to get him to under obese",
"Played 18, shot 18. Just can’t seem to miss.",
"Or a waiter at Chotchkie's ",
"Pence is just mad there is a black woman that close to him.",
"Also possible that he was 6’2/3 at his peak and age and posture have lowered it. A two inch decrease from peak for a man of Trump’s age isn’t really unusual. That said, his height was most likely just taken as his peak height so his BMI would work. Although BMI is useless on an individual basis, just look at Arnold Schwarzenegger now and at his peak - BMI isn’t that different, but fat/muscle ratio has definitely changed dramatically",
"Your BMI says you're overweight. What a great measurement.",
"For the john looking for that \"something extra.\"",
"He literally thinks that the human body is like a battery, and you run out of energy if you do too much exercise.",
"Slave trade in Libya worries me a little bit more.",
"Nah we gave that up for lent a few years back and then decided we were better off without it.",
"Diamond Joe doesn't fuck around.",
"Reason looks confusing to the dumb. ",
"And over 239.",
"The Trump bashing never ends.. besides, you really don't have an accurate way of comparing who's taller and how tall either of them are from a photograph.\n\nEven if he exaggerated about his height, look who's going home with the hottie...is NOT our comrade Obama that's for sure.\n\nThat Michelle Obama is a fucking ugly woman.\n\nKinda reminds me of the Grinch from Dr Seuss ",
"So did Robin Williams",
"Trump slouches so that probably takes an inch away.",
"You're really going all out on your flair!",
"The woman on the far left is known as \"chuckles\".",
"You mean oBUMa!!",
"It is waaay too convenient that he was exactly 1lb below the threshold for obesity.",
"Hah! I noticed this as well. And all the ladies are off somewhere else. ",
"You need a picture of The Queen",
"Ok, sure. But what about Hillary’s emails?!",
"If I were president, I would wear a denim jacket with the American flag in rhinestones on the back and some kind of misspelled words ",
"anybody to speak to dolphins. They just don't know human languages, so you cant speak WITH dolphins.",
"What good has he done ?????? ",
"The absurd thing is that _literally everything_ about this man seems to be a lie. He lies constantly about shit that doesn’t even matter. If he had eggs and bacon for breakfast, I’d expect him to say he had sausages and toast, because he just HAS to lie.",
"Google says Trump is 6'2\"",
"He is wearing an overcoat... it might just be on the suit jacket underneath. Also Wasn't this at the inauguration? That would mean he wasn't president yet.",
"That’s weird. I heard he poops with the door open. ",
"Or literally everything to do with him. ",
"So is Trump lieing about his height or does he have a shit posture?",
"!redditgarlic",
"Sure. Whatever.",
"But my president is a chancellor. ",
"Yes. I dont know how we didnt see those before!",
"It's likely a completely true statement.\n\nAll that stuff he brags about - his actual opinion of himself is so much greater than that that he is, in fact, being humble by not mentioning it all.\n\n",
"Pretty sure 6 2 195 is exactly on the line",
"He just had a physical though where his doctor measured his height. He actually got taller because his old drivers license has him at 6'2\"....",
"Whatever helps you sleep at night. ",
"Maybe, but I looked into it a bit. This girther thing has all the hallmarks of a conspiracy theory. We keep seeing the same 2-3 pictures circulated and its probably selection bias, right? So I went to google images and looked for Trump with celebrities/politicians who we could find heights for. I couldnt find any that seemed to support 6'3\". 6'1\" , maybe 6'2\". Now maybe he just slumps or something or maybe the doctor just mismeasured. But that combined with a lower than expected weight, \"good genes\", saying he could live to 200, only having to lose 10-15 lbs, and supporting the no sleep thing all combine to make me very skeptical. I dont feel comfortable on this road but man something does feel off.\n\nEdit: Look up pictures with Xi Jinping, Mitt, Herschel Walker, George Harris etc. ",
"That would explain why he's full of shit...",
"> Massive Tax reform for everyone which created 1000s of jobs for everyone.\n\nObama's tax cut was basically extending the Bush tax cuts but he did have one. Do you have any links showing that Trump's tax cuts have created thousands of jobs - and this needs to be thousands more than Obamas?\n\n> Minority jobs for blacks and Hispanics are climbing. \n\nThe question isn't whether or not they're climbing. The question is Trump doing *better* than Obama numbers. Do you have those numbers in comparison?\n\n> People don't like Trump because he’s doing what he said he was doing in the Campaign.\n\nI agree with you there. Trump is being pretty honest about what type of a President he was going to be on the campaign trail and I think he's pretty consistent in that.\n\n> But the guy gets results and the economy is in a great place and still stable since he took office.\n\nIf you look at the economy, it doesn't change on January 20th. It's more like a moving train where it takes time to slow down and speed up. Trump's 2018 budget hasn't even been passed yet.",
"reminds me of the show Bojack Horseman... Princess Caroline's former boyfriend\n\nhttp://cdn-static.denofgeek.com/sites/denofgeek/files/styles/insert_main_wide_image/public/8/32/bojack_horseman_vincent.jpg?itok=3Wwz8pXm\n\n",
"Rock flag and eagle, right Charlie?",
"She's already on our money, more then enough",
"But I thought liberals were the snowflakes who blew things out of proportion. What gives?",
"That stare from Joe... He knew. ",
"They're not nuts, that's giving their stupidity an excuse. They're literally just angry and uneducated, the worst combination.",
"Not defending the shit head but there are a number of other pictures where he looks equal to in height or maybe even an inch taller of Obama. He's an old fat man he probably was not standing up as straight as can be.",
"Why? Do you live in Libya? Do you even know anyone living there?\n\nIf the head of your government is lying to the people with impunity, you’re not any better off than someone from one of those “shit hole” countries. ",
"Yep. I just find BMI tremendously dumb for tall folks. I'm just over 6'3\", and with my build I'd be pretty unhealthy at only 200 pounds.",
"Someone went through a bunch of photos of the two in the inauguration day pictures and it looked like they were both wearing business shoes with a 1-2inch heal and in various photos they look about the same height.",
"Trump is literally not filling his campaign promises.\n\nhttps://thinkprogress.org/donald-trumps-100-days-of-broken-promises-a4c116bbb2b4/",
"So basically every US administration since what, pre WW2?",
"“Melania is 8’4”, believe me. Tallest woman in the world, people are saying. Michelle Obama, who I’m told is from Sudan, is only 4’2”. Sad.”",
"If he’s awake, he’s lying. ",
"The Thirst Lady",
"Also takes an inch or two away: only growing to be 6 feet tall",
"Biden looks like he’s targeting Melanie.",
"Trump's recent physical exam states that he is 6'3\" tall even though his driver's licence says that he is 6'2\" and [this photo puts him at an inch shorter than Obama](https://i.imgur.com/IJ5o5sJ.png) who is 6'1\". This lie isn't just arbitrary narcism (not *entirely* anyway), with a weight of 239 (also likely a lie) this puts Trump's BMI at just below the threshold for being considered medically obese.",
"Man that's a great term glad I learned that today",
"Conversely, Melania has to go home with a dumb, obese, bald 70 year old. \n\nWhile Michelle gets to go home with an intelligent, good looking, and athletic guy. \n\nMichelle wins. ",
"You are telling me Trump lied even about his own height? Gasp!",
"I get it. I'm just tired of him always having to be \"slightly more/better\" than his predecessor. Dude, literally no one cares if you're 1/4\" taller or 5\" taller. Still a shit head.\n\nI'm also tired of his incessant need to erase everything his predecessor did, like it's going to somehow change the past. He needs to focus on actually making a better tomorrow instead of just talking about it.",
"And the tan suit. \n\n",
"What Trump says is scary. What’s worse is people obsessing over him all day. ",
"Why doesn't someone just take the known height of the stairs?",
"Her choice...she sold her poontang for the almighty dollar ",
"No, Obama did.",
"The same Obama who oversaw the creation of ISIS, Libya, and handed over huge amounts of weapons to 'moderate syrian opposition'\n\nBut no he was such a perfect president",
"Pence always looks like someone pissed in his cornflakes. It must suck to be so closeted.",
"I laughed too hard at this.",
"Those are some mighty fine pieces of flair...",
"I mean, saying his posture is so terrible that he loses a full 2\" of height is hardly lavish praise. But it annoys me how the media fixates on these completely unimportant details, regardless of who looks good/bad as a result.",
"I wanted to comment how much I like this photo, everyone in their nice suits, it’s just a cool shot.",
"Both of their wives just seem done with all of it",
"Biden is a GIANT!",
"How can she walk in those shoes for such a long time?",
"Man, certainly not happy about Trump but I couldn't miss that full of shit charlatan any less. \n\nWhere's yo dolla Barry? Where's yo dolla?\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YLAy8aqSG7Y",
"There are many snowflakes on both sides. So when the right says it about the left, and the left says it about the right, there’s truth in both, really.",
"Yep. \n\nAnd now she’s The Thirst Lady. ",
"Fully agree, I just think we shouldn't hit him on things that are only maybe true when their is plenty of legitimate fully verifiable shit against him.",
"That was...like...a comedy dubbing of the interview, right?\n\n",
"To be fair Trump could have been 6'3\" like 25 years ago, old people do shrink. I mean, not likely. .. but I've seen my grandparents shrink by an inch or two in their old age.",
"Of course. And it's possible he wrote down something different than what he measured. Considering his \"ethical\" character, I suspect he knew he wouldn't be reporting the facts and hence only verbally asked ... thus being able to legitimately claim afterwards that he didn't lie, but rather was unknowingly lied to.\n\n\n\n",
"True, my oversight!\n\n",
"Honestly, it's pretty much the same thing in my eyes. Stupid people were outraged that Obama didn't wear a flag or that he wore a tan suit.\n\nNow stupid people are outraged about how tall Trump is.\n\n\nWe don't need an NBA forward to lead the country. Height is completely irrelevant.\n\n\nIs Trump shorter than he thinks he is? Is Obama taller than he thinks he is? Were one of them given bad information by a doctor? Are one of them dishonest about their height? \n\nWho gives a shit? We have much more important things to worry about. ",
"It was cold out. There was some shrinkage.",
"It looks like obama is wearing heels tbh",
"Obviously, “lying Obama” is actually 6’6”",
"Again, I didn't claim the doctor lied. I claimed he reported what he was told by the patient.\n\nAnd, again, I agree his height is as relevant as the size of any of his other body parts. Personally I hope he lives long enough to leave office because Pence is a white supremacist and war monger with a plan -- unlike Trump who's just bumbling along for the free burgers and press PR.\n\nAlso, I agree that the anti-Trump people who like to harp on every one of these stupid distractions (and let's be clear - they aren't lies or half truths, they are facts which are not relevant) are missing the point. \n\nNot sure it relates to having won the majority vote and had the party machines change that outcome in the Electoral College ... but I would point out when a black man with much, much better qualifications was elected, that the opposition literally ignored reality and created lies to slander him. One of them being the birther bullshit which Trump initially started campaigning.\n\n",
"\"relatively\" ... @25bmi you're on the cusp of overweight. (which still puts you 3 BMI points lower than the average american man)",
"I think the issue is more with him lying about stupid stuff for no good reason.",
"How many pieces of flair should a president have?",
"What if... *both* sides were full of shit and manufacture outrage to support their political agenda?",
"Well, if you're *happy* with the bare minimum...",
"JINGOISTIC\n\nThe best way I've ever seen somebody use the word.",
"So this matters why? Are they both going to be in the combine this year?",
"the dude on the right in the red coat though....",
"He is standing up perfectly straight in the photo. Clearly at least 1 inch lower than Obama. You think if he wasn't slouching he would magically add 3 inches to his height? I already know the president is a chronic documented liar so I see right through this bullshit. I guess my question is this. If the president can't be honest about his height, what gives validity to anything else in this physicians report? Just another lie from the grand charlatan. ",
"The biggest! Believe me, believe me.",
"It's both. Tho one is much more damaging and direct.\n\nHate leads you to final solutions. Prejudice just stops you from hiring the perfect fit for the job and use a lesser because of the right color/ethniticy. ",
"Jesus fucking Christ these posts are pointless and pandering, hey r/pics this isn't r/heylookimpretentiousasshat. I hate trump too but for god sake can we stop posting the same pictures with the same titles almost every day? I don't care that trump is insecure about his height, and you shouldn't either. Just about every single person in the world is insecure about something that they're willing to lie about. We know he's stupid, we know he's a liar, and we know that he has a fragile ego unfit to be president. I didn't subscribe r/pics to see pics of trump with titles that are so edgy I could cut a roast with all the edge. So please please please go find something better to do with your time.",
"> That would mean he wasn't president yet.\n\nYour point being?",
"three children with one in the middle laying sideways",
"Just look at those baby hands. ",
"I'm sorry. Is this a five minute \"Whataboutism\", or the full half hour?",
"They get a nice well done steak with a side of ketchup.\n",
"Trump is 6'3, he is not overweight, his hair is really yellow, his skin is really orange, his hands are \"yuge\", he has the best words, is very stable genius, revolutionized reality TV, is a bible reader, does not have sex with prostitutes, does not know Putin or has business in Russia.\n\nTrump is a lying piece of garbage.",
"this shit is relevant as fuck.",
"Trump's tax cuts didn't even go into effect yet. That guy needs to lay off the kool aid for a while.",
"But wouldn't he suck in and straighten up for pictures? Especially if its next to the guy you've been hating on for years? This is TRUMP we're talking about. He probably straightens up when there's someone at the urinal next to him. ",
"The devil's bargain: citizenship, wealth and exposure. In return you have to deal with the Don for the rest of your life. Also you need to have sex with him and make his baby. ",
"Few years ago, I was at a check-up. Now, I'm between 5'11\" and 6', no biggie. Nurse does a measurement, and says/writes down \"5'9\"\". Now, I might not be exactly six feet, but I am not a full quarter foot shorter! (7.62cm for my communist friends out there)\n\n\nNurse was giving me that same look I am betting you give those people, only this time I had actually physical evidence (tape measures other than my own) to back up my crazy conspiracy theories. ;)",
"Thanks.",
"You can also easily gain or lose a pound throughout the course of a day. I could weigh myself first thing in the morning and be 1-2lbs heavier by 6pm. Being that close to boarder line even with alternative measurements doesn’t negate the fact that he’s almost certainly obese.",
"Yuge and bigly",
"More truth in one than the other though.",
"Can clearly tell you are British. Who says university? ",
"It's kind of like how my drivers license says I'm 6' but i'm actually 5'9\" because they included my boots and hair when they looked at the measuring tape.",
"Haha yet the left complained about shoes that Melania wore. Hypocrisy at its finest. ",
"It's all the testosterone.",
"Posture can make a world of difference",
"Yes clearly a decorated Navy doctor who was appointed by Obama is a much less reliable source than someone like you who looked at a picture on reddit.",
"Wear it on the back of a jean jacket. Then you'd look like a 1980's pro wrestler.\n\n\"He's Ameeeeerican Maaaaayyyyaaaade!\"",
"I originally thought the flag pin was an elected official thing... upon researching a little further I have discovered it is also worn by candidates running for office. So your right he doesn't get let off the hook.",
"Probably since Woodrow Wilson. So yeah, pre-WW2.\n\nWait, does Hoover count? Was he warlike?",
"If you're a citizen of The US he's your president ",
"Believe me.",
"That false equivalency though. Delicious.",
"Certainly every administration since McKinley. But also Polk and Andrew Jackson. ",
"Not even a hint of irony in his statement. He just wanted everyone to know he's the best at being humble.",
"good point",
"I haven't seen his health records, but if I was Trump's age and JUST taking a statin I would consider myself in good to very good health.",
"I just know I'm a big ol fatty and I can increase my own height by an inch or two by standing up straight. So I'm guessing. That's all.",
"Then you're a complete fucking moron for not having looked up the context around that statement even though it was a long ass time ago. There's no excuse for that kind of laziness. You're too eager to hate. ",
"I have been where you are.\n\nOur compatriots were convinced that the only choice was between two eldritch abominations, so they picked the one that wasn't Hillary Clinton.\n\nThat's not much better, but just enough where I haven't clawed my eyes out yet. Good luck to you.\n\nEram quod es, eris quod sum",
"Imagine being this fucking stupid.",
"Whatever floats your boat.",
"that's not how facts work.",
"What facts? That one side has more snowflakes than the other? That sounds to me like an opinion, not a fact.",
"I was referring to the election. As for the Presidency his results speak for themselves. Now go count your money and be happy. The country is doing great. ",
"Holy fuck America could you have picked a bigger loser?\n\nThe guy has been caught lying about his height, weight, IQ, and shoe size. While also obsessing over remarks about his hand size. \n\nWhy did you guys pick this tiny dick obsessed loser?",
"Did you watch the last election? or fox news? They monger fear to get votes. and the south falls for it.",
"You have way too much time on your hands. ",
"At this point, 70% of people are overweight according to BMI.\n",
"This is the second thing I've seen recently with his height and weight, where are these numbers coming from? Why do we measure these for presidents? ",
"I agree that that was one of the tactics used by conservative media, but what does this have to do with snowflakes?",
"you run into it a lot with dudes. Like, I'm only 5'2\", but short guys routinely put on their dating profiles that they're 5'8\". I'm sorry, if I'm wearing flip flops and looking you in the eyes, you are not 5'8\"",
"I swear he's telling you the facts...he beat Shaq.",
">What's probably going on is that trumps posture is terrible but when they measure his height he sucks in his gut and stands up straight. Meanwhile Obama is ~~in great shape and has~~ perfect ~~posture all the time.~~\n\n",
"Eh... I’m pretty sure politicians lie all the time, regardless of whatever party they’re for. Orange man just has a hard time of covering up because he’s so blatant and hard to control. \n\nOne of the reasons I quit Facebook was because of all the political posts (dems vs gop). So seeing stuff like this on r/pics just seems awry. \n\nWhen you look at things at a non-partisan view, it’s just all ridiculous. ",
"Fair enough",
"I agree wholeheartedly. ",
"Maybe they levered up his hair and counted that.",
"It'd be easier to lie about your weight tho ",
"Melania is 5'11. She does not appear to have on 4\" heels",
"That's such a leftist thing to say... /s",
"Thing is trump might have been 6'3 but now is in his early 70's\n\nSo would have naturally shrunk ",
"Poor Melania. Look at those clenched fists.",
"Everyone can speak to dolphins.",
"Wow Joe Biden is pretty tall!",
"Obama farted. Just look at Biden and Pence.",
"Totally. Having your campaign chairman, your son, and your son-in-law meet with agents of a hostile foreign power in order to help take control of the Presidency, and then having everyone involved repeatedly lie about it, is no big deal. Having a strong reaction to that is *identical* to freaking out because you think the President likes fancy mustard. /s",
"Height has been shown time and time again to be a determining factor in men's overall physical attractiveness. It doesn't play as big a role in women's attractiveness, but it sure does for men. For Trump, the BMI thing makes sense - that's all about self-perceived attractiveness. He lies to himself because he knows height is a desirable trait in men and being obese isn't.",
"Considering he went with 6'2 his whole life (license) and is suddenly 6'3 in his 70's, this answer seems unlikely",
"Calm down Vincent Adultman, we believe you're definitely one person. Just don't let Princess Carolyn in on it. ",
"Vincent Adultman, at your service. ",
"Well he is 70 something. You do shrink a few inches.",
"I thought that was a move from the Alabama GOP playbook",
"Fake news",
"And Ivanka looks like she's listening to this: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U06jlgpMtQs",
"What if...now just walk with me on this....what if republicans are massively full of shit and democrats have consistently been much less full of said shit and both sides aren't equal in this at all?",
"Americans chose the leader who most exemplifies themselves. ",
"How would you be pretty unhealthy? I'm 6'2\" and 175. People call me skinny but I still have love handles etc... when I was training harder I would be around 165-170.\n\nI'm pretty healthy and run/go to the gym/do yoga. what would make you pretty unhealthy at 200 lbs? ",
"I feel like this is something Joe Biden would do but the jacket is sleeveless. ",
"yeah, those same stupid people who are posting this.",
"What if... I never said they were equally full of shit, and merely said they were both [to a degree] full of shit and both manufactured outrage? That would be crazy, right?. What if I was simply an outside observer, who isn't ideologically compromised, looking in at US politics and seeing that the entire thing is fucked? What if I was a centrist, who could see that there are things where the left has a point, things where the right has a point, things where they both have a point, and things nobody seems to have a point?\n\nNo that can't be right. That *would* be crazy.",
"I member.",
"Gotta pump those numbers down!",
"Eh didnt take too long. But Ill admit I have a pet peeve against conspiracy theories. So I set about trying to disprove this one. Now Im uncomfortably finding myself agreeing with them. I want to believe the doc just mismeasured but the context has me wondering. Also I could see this being a long practice of these exams. Have they ever revealed anything but a healthy president? We wouldnt want the Soviets knowing the president had a health problem would we?",
"You still said ‘very good’ and not excellent.... just sayin’ \n\nBeyond that statin is usually an avoidable drug if you are in excellent health. Diet and exercise contribute heavily to cholesterol and statin is usually a sign that you’re not investing in those enough. ",
"Well we have video evidence of Biden, do you have a video from the 70s?",
"It’s all relative! ",
"I really hope Vincet is really just one awkward adult.",
"FREDOM",
"5' 11 1/2\".",
"What a terrible doctor..",
"Dude drives his golf cart onto the greens. Swinging a golf club once every 15 minutes is not straining in terms of physical activity.",
"When the skin of your neck is so loose that it looks like an old pussy.",
"Nope so therefore it never happened eh? ",
"This looks like some shit talk was going down. The two VPs are glaring at the opposite Prez's. The Prez's wives look like they're low-key pissed but trying to keep straight faces. The other two are both trying to look like they aren't listening.",
"So you are saying that this guy is 6'3?\"?\n\nSo he is the same height as Jeb Bush?\n\nOpen your fucking eyes, kid.",
"What is the heel height on both shoes?",
"I think you might be the one who is human garbage.",
"You are absolutely delusional and your worldview is disgusting.",
"But I'm not Obama.",
"Every time I ever gone to the doctor I've been weighed. I thought that was pretty commonplace.",
"I'm surprised Trump didn't ban Obama from his inauguration considering he hates black people and Muslims. ",
"Remember when there were conflicting sources around Trump saying \"shithole\" and it was a huge deal?",
"Why say between 5’11” and 6’ though? Why not just say 5’11”?",
"Pence wants to fuck Michele or Obama, or both so bad in that picture.",
"The peek we get into his lifestyle does suggest several cardiovascular risk factors. I agree with you and doubt he is healthy. However, age is one of the largest risk factors for elevated LDL cholesterol. Approximately half of men his age take Statins. They are drug that has been shown to reduce the likelihood of significant cardiovascular events like stroke and heart attack. Plenty of people with otherwise healthy lifestyles take Statins. They save lives and I personally make no lifestyles judgements based on statin (or ever really) use alone because I think that attitude discourages people from taking an easy preventative step. ",
"are the VPs glaring at the others Prez?",
"Holy Shit. Trump is 6 foot tall? I thought he was a small gremlin dude. ",
"You mean how most Americans are still living paycheck to paycheck? Hard to count your money when property taxes are increasing and I'm not in the middle class making at least $75,000 a year. Reading your comments, I can with 100% certainty that denial is not just a river in Egypt. ",
"Look at Mr. Fried eggs and ham here with his fancy breakfast and fancy doctor with all that special height and weight measuring apparati. ",
"He is my countries president, true, but he isn't mine. Chef Boyardee is more of a Presidential figure than #45. ",
"Adults button their jacket for presidential photos.",
"You understand that he lied about his height so that his BMI wouldn't be measured as \"obese.\" He'd be the first obese president since probably LBJ, his fragile ego, and the even more fragile ego of his supporters couldn't handle that news about their emperor-frog-god.",
"The same people complaining about \"Fancy Mustard\"?",
"Melania always looks like she’d rather die. ",
"Because he feels short lmao!\n\nEvery guy wants to be 6' not sure why.\n\nI mean fuck you already won the genetic lottery not being a midget don't push it.\n\nI mean for a guy to actually be short and lie about his height is one thing.\n\nShould be happy hes 5'11 and not actually short lmao.",
"K?\n\nI'm glad New Coke is gone too.\n\n**GOODBYENEWCOKE**\n\nOh, I thought we were using statements that had zero relevance, no? ",
"Wow and I thought I was taking harsh swing at the Americans. \n\nYou are one cold dude. ",
"Well Trump was having a bad hair that day. You easily lose a few inches on those days.",
"Pft. Smug liberals now must moralize about what they actually don't understand. Build the case up and up and wonder why people believe it. ",
"And Obama has that smile on his face that says, \"Yyyyeeeaah, mother fuckers! None of this shit is any of my problem anymore!\"",
"They report Malia is 6'1 and [here she is next to her dad](http://static2.businessinsider.com/image/572629ec52bcd029008c01bc/malia-obama-is-going-to-harvard-next-fall--heres-where-americas-other-first-kids-went-to-college.jpg) \n\nAlso George Bush is 6'0 and looking about [3 inches shorter](http://cdn.history.com/sites/2/2013/11/42-21127695.jpg) than obama.\n\nI don't know...maybe Obama wears lifts in his shoes or Trump just slouches slightly. Could be any reason for a 1.5 inch difference. Obama does look like he's posturing next to Trump tho. \n\nGet a brain kid.",
"Because they fucking are! Just because everyone got fat doesn't indicate that you need to change the goal posts it means most of the people you know need to lose some weight. ",
"This guy fucking lies every time he opens his shithole mouth. I used to be baffled how he could be your president. But now I can see that it’s not a position that it used to be. Someone with no character, and no positive traits can hold that job as long as they’re a rich asshole. ",
"I'm not going to call him dad. Well, I'm not going to EVER! Even if there's a fire!",
"Huge? Are you saying “sad” and “sic”?",
"Not trying to sway one way or another but it’s fact that someone in their 70’s isn’t as tall as they were in their 30’s. ",
"His hands are small",
"he probably straightens up at the start and again whenever he realizes he's slouching again. I doubt he (or very many other people) can stand up straight for long periods of time if their posture isn't already good",
"I'm just shocked that Trump didn't make pence kneel down in front so that he's not taller by being on the step. ",
"tfw ur meal ticket runs for president",
"Fuck he is a smug cunt and the disgust in Michelles face. What a fucking pile of hot steaming shit he is. (At least that's my view from Australia)",
"I use to work at the EPA in DC. When he was looking at the Post Office Pavilion I was lucky enough to meet him. He is every bit 6'3\". Im 6 foot and 245. He wasnt that much bigger than I am. I had a life of manual labor and athletics, my muscle mass is much more than his. 6'3\" 240 is very possible for him. ",
"Yep, as a woman just under 6' tall, I've crushed a lot of dreams of men saying they are 6'.",
"His hair gave him that extra 3 inches. Or more......",
"Am I supposed to vote for the democrat who's blasting me in the ass or the republican who's blasting me in the ass?",
"Thankfully, I don't have to make that choice (I live in Europe).",
"Lol his belly obviously pulls his neck down 2”",
"he almost looks like he is staring at trump and is still confused about how it happened. ",
"Guys are really sensitive about this. It's like dick size. I tell people that I'm 6'3\". I'm rounding up, as I'm actually only slightly above 6'2\", but it sounds better and everyone rounds up. Guys who are a few inches shorter than me always assert that I must have it wrong and I must be at least 6'5\" if not 6'6\". I once had a conversation with an Uber driver about how he'd gotten his Prius modified to have more legroom (as I'm also tall and drive a Prius), and he mentioned that he really needed it because he's 6'3\" (it's not necessary IMO unless you're at least 6'6\", but whatever). He got out of the car to help me with my bags when he dropped me off and he was about 6 inches shorter than me, and he asserted that I should definitely measure my height again, as I couldn't possibly be much below 6'8\".",
"You actually can, look it up! They can learn sign language and communicate back to you with their own signs",
"Tall women.",
"He's clearly wearing shoes with lifts in them, or really thick heels. He's pretty much wearing high heel shoes. I'd be surprised if he was even 6 feet tall, let alone 6 foot 3. ",
"Obama looks self satisfied because he knows he is going to be a hard act to follow. Pence knows he just made a deal with the devil. ",
"yeah, they edited out the lizard people tails",
"Didn't people also say Trump actually wore pumps/lifters (whatever they're called) on inauguration so he would be as tall as Obama?",
"Morbidly obese",
"I'm 6'4\" and I've met Trump near his golf course in New Jersey. \nHe's definitely 6'3\"\nThis seems like a silly thread. ",
"So people are angry that he’s obese? Haha, well isn’t America obese anyway? Oh man. This is just too funny. ",
"Cause I'm about 5'11\" and a half? And between waking and sleeping, it shrinks, like everyone",
"Dude measures himself in dick inches.",
"I'm 5'7\", I hate myself.",
"I'm not saying he is definitely not 6'3\". I'm just saying his combination of 6'3\" and 229 is off. Especially since is oh so conveniently puts him at just below obese.\n\nHonestly, i don't give a single shit how tall or fat he is. It's just pathetic that he has to lie about it and have others lie about it on his behalf.",
"Assuming you don't use the golf cart, and walk through all 18 holes, golf is pretty good exercise for someone in his age group. ",
"Obama must have lied, check his birth certificate. (For people from the T_D, this was sarcasm)",
"I will never sit in front of you in the movie theater. I am aware of how near freakishly tall I am.\nIt does come in handy in a crowd though.",
"Mute people with no hands can't.",
"The oversized jacket and comically large ties.",
"Just because both sides aren’t equally full of shit, doesn’t make sense them both absolutely awful.",
"But he doesn't walk. He always uses the golf cart just like he did to get around when all the other G7 leaders walked. ",
"It's perfectly reasonable to think that they're both shit - the problem is that when you say \"they're both full of shit\" people assume you mean they're equally full of shit, because that's implied by the phrasing. And (at the moment, anyway) they're definitely not __equally__ full of shit... ",
"Come on, obama isn't THAT bad. Wow. ",
"lots of pure evil in one photo. ",
"How about some pizza shooters or extreme fajitas?! ....just coffee.",
"I fucking double dog dare ya, motherfucker.",
"Y'all are so petty why does this even matter ",
"Was referring to dotard",
"There is something about Mike Pence’s face that just screams “I like to do bad things to people” ",
"Oh, you'll get your ass blasting, just you wait",
"Doesn't Pence do *anything?*",
"It matters because this president and this administration lies about every fucking thing no matter if it's petty or consequential.",
"He probably has broader shoulders/hips. If you have a “stocky” frame then you need more mass to fill it out in a healthy way. \n\nMy brother and I are the exact same height. We can both run 5 miles in under 40 minutes and both bench about 120% of our body mass. He weighs about 135 and I weigh almost 160. If I had the same frame as him then I would be overweight, but because I have broader shoulders and bigger legs I’m still a very healthy weight. ",
"I was pretty sure a /s would be unnecessary. It seems like I was wrong.",
"!Reddit silver",
"So you're saying you're retarded?",
"That's because you are an adult and know that lieing to your doctor would be stupid. ",
"Michael Moore correctly predicted [5 reasons Trump will win](https://michaelmoore.com/trumpwillwin/). ",
"Yes, I know. Anyway, thanks for sharing your opinion, however, no one really cares what Australian folks think about America. : ) ",
"Trouble is when you tell someone you’re taller than you actually are, tbh there’s just no hiding it no matter what Cuban heels you wear. At least if you tell people you’ve got a 10 inch piss pump you don’t have to prove it to most people ",
"> Oh man, I can't wait for the wave of Trumpers to jump on this and cry about how minor and insignificant this is. Anything to distract from the fact that the man who just bragged about his mental health being recently confirmed by a doctor is clearly paying off doctors to lie about his health. Anything to steer the rhetoric towards how \"ridiculous\" the media is being for pointing out that our dear leader is taking a leaf out of the Kim Jong Un's propaganda playbook, right? I wonder when we find out that trump got 10 hole-in-ones the first time he ever played golf..\n\n It's amazing to me how easy it is to get **left** wingers to parrot off the same distracting rhetoric.",
"Damn, Biden is tall",
"No. I, being less ableist than you, am less tired of retards than smug. Make no mistake, I am tired of both, just less so the former than the latter. In reality I was being generous at first. Liberals are retards too.",
"So that's why he's so full of shit.",
"If you're doing online dating girls tend to really care about height. I have the feeling listing myself at 5'7\" turns a lot of girls off (to be fair, I have a lot of things going against me for online dating). More over, I had a buddy who was 5'10\" or so and he said he just started saying he was 6' because girls couldn't really tell. They like the 6' demarcation just because it's a nice number. This kind of lie probably wouldn't work for someone like me because at 5'7\" I stand within 3\" of most girls so they'd probably notice differences (especially the girls who are 5'6\"-5'7\"). Once you're a 5+ inches taller than someone they generally just know that you're taller, not necessarily how much taller than them they are.\n\nSo that's probably why people lie about it. I've heard that pretty much all male hollywood actors lie about their height (and RDJ is supposedly almost always wearing lifts).",
"I've been saying it for a long time now and I think it's super obvious: He's literally trolling America with this stuff. I don't say that joking - he's saying things like \"I'm a very stable genius\" and doing things like lying about his height when it can literally be proven to be a lie, etc.. because he knows he can and he enjoys it. \n\nIt's not that he's mentally retarded - he's ACTUALLY doing it on purpose to say \"haha, I can literally do anything and my sheep will blindly obey\". ",
"Get out of here with your fake fairness bullshit. It doesn't convince anyone that you're smarter than the people who actually have theories on how things work and why one party has a better idea of how to address an issue, it's just a lazy proxy for you to have so that you can simultaneously *seem* educated but not actually have to go through the hassle of educating yourself.",
"It’s not the same thing, and you should be careful with the false equivalency. The height thing is based around a lie being told by the president of the United States that just so happens to be about his personal BMI, whereas Obama’s fiasco was what exactly? Breaking some unspoken dress code? I’m still not sure but it definitely should not be held in the same regard as an elected official lying to the entire country.",
"Bernie Madoff stole $65 billion and a 7 year old stole a pack of gum from the convenience store... they're both criminals! Look at my intellectual laziness masquerading as nuance and not being \"ideologically compromised.\" (<- end of sarcasm)\n\n\"Ideologically compromised\" is an awful, terrible term. People should be *MORE* ideological. What people should be less of, is partisan. Ideological means you have theories and ideas about how the world works. These ideas can supported or they can be invalidated. *Partisan* ideas, however, are tied up in the identity if partisanship. Essentially, your ideas and theories about how best to handle problems take a back seat to whatever the party identifies as part of it's identity.\n\nHonestly, we don't have to pretend for the sake of making better sense of the world that the truth exists somewhere between what conservatives and liberals say. I'm fairly liberal, but it's not because I like the color blue or because Barack Obama was charismatic. I'm liberal because I'm a believer in reforming government if it's inefficient rather than privatizing or deregulating functions. If the parties ever flipped on this (as they've flipped on many, many issues over the last 150 years), then I'd support **whoever supported my ideology**. This is the crux of my point.\n\nMaybe you're the exception, and I don't mean to be nasty about it, but I find the people who disdain the idea of \"being ideological\" the most are generally the ones who have thought about it the least.",
"Being obsessed with how tall people you dislike are is *also* something 13 year olds do. Or are we going to make a Reddit scandal about if Trump truly is a doo doo head like Mike with the new Sega down the road says.",
"People always told me the internet was just a bunch of tubes, I had no idea it was a sewer system. ",
"If your taxes are too high talk to your Democratic buddies. Look at your 401k it’s doing well. If you don’t have one get a job at McDonald’s they offer it. ",
"Nah, that's up to the listener to assume. I assumed they were full of shit, which is still not good, without context to the amount of shit they were full of. A cup of shit and a bucket of shit, both full to the brim, are technically both full of shit.",
"Biden is way too creepy...",
"You'd think that, but people don't really ever call people out on \"you're not 6'1\", you're at best 5'9\", stop lying,\" so people who aren't super self-aware think that they have successfully gotten away with it, and maybe even start to believe their own lies over time.",
">fake fairness bullshit\n\nOr maybe its not fake, and I just try and see things from more than POV. Who knows?\n\n>you're smarter than the people who actually have theories on how things work\n\nIf by this you mean leading academics in the fields of political theory, political science or philosophy, then no, I wouldn't for a second presume to be more intelligent or better informed than them. Rather the opposite - I allow them to inform me. However, if you mean ideologues, then yes, I do consider my more nuanced perspective on things superior.\n\nAnd please, enlighten me - what is *your* grand theory on \"how things work\"?\n\n>seem educated\n\nI don't know what at all in my prior comment would come off as indicative of being educated.\n\n>not actually have to go through the hassle of educating yourself\n\nWell, I spend a lot of my free time reading political philosophy and such like, researching ideas, and am also in the middle of a degree in politics. So not really. Admittedly, there's no way you could have known any of that, but it shows that making assumption isn't always a great idea.\n\nA quick aside: it never fails to make me smile how when someone sees that someone else has reached a different conclusion to them, their first thought is always that the other person must be worse informed, and that's why they reached an alternative conclusion. And yet the possibility that the other person reached a different conclusion because they are better informed never enters their mind.",
"> What if... both sides were full of shit and manufacture outrage to support their political agenda?\n\nThis certainly gives the appearance of false equivalency. ",
"Or an American ~~Police Chief.~~[ Sheriff.](https://www.gannett-cdn.com/-mm-/db9181b98c96b19c75ec9c187292aa70060fb905/c=241-0-4013-2836&r=x404&c=534x401/local/-/media/2017/05/17/WIGroup/Milwaukee/636306300660270786-AP-MILWAUKEE-JAIL-DEHYDRATION-DEATH-56609625-1.JPG) ",
"I've had the same experience my whole life. I was 6'2\" at 15 years old and grew about half an inch, maybe more, in my early 20s. When all my buds hit their adult growth spurt they were suddenly 6'2\" but only up to my chin at most. I can see adults lying about their height because age and weight make one shorter.",
"So you disagree that both the right and the left exaggerate facts and insult each other? As someone who doesn't support either side, that's ridiculous.",
"And why can't he hear admit he's fat. There's nothing wrong with a far president. But a president lying about his height to everyone is a problem.",
"You do realize his \"Brilliant\" tax plan directly hurts majority blue states (one of which is where I reside.) Also, my state has been run by Republicans for the last 8 years and taxes have just been getting higher and higher, so I'm not sure what point you're trying to make by having me talk to my \"democratic buddies.\" And no, my 401k is doing no better today than it was 2 years ago. ",
"Obama was light in the loafers. ",
"Who. Motherfucking. Cares.",
"His way of throwing a barking dog a bone for distraction. Works every time.",
"It's the same thing because it has absolutely zero relevance to the public. There are plenty of legitimate concerns to discuss about our current president. And how tall he is is completely trivial in comparison.\n\n\nI don't care if the president is 6'6\" or 5'10\". It has no impact on policy or initiatives that he is leading. It's just a distraction. ",
"Interesting how both the current and former first lady are 5'11\".",
"That's true, I would agree that the right does claim more ridiculous things, however I think both sides hate each other, and they let that blind them both as to what is really important. As someone living in one of the most liberal cities in the country, it's really frustrating seeing people who think they are so tolerant, and try to preach tolerance, while at the same time silence anyone who doesn't agree with everything they say.",
"Yeah let's hate monger and bitch about Tramph some more, I'm sure it will fix things. I'm starving rn, but it sure gets me hard to be here with all of you laughing at how our current president is the same height as the last one. ",
"I'm just glad Oprah can't be president she's way too fat.",
"Yeah but arugula is what really did him in. Nothing worse than organic arugula. ",
"The figure includes the girth of Putin’s dick which permanently sits atop his combover. ",
"you need to add the /s",
"I hate that people even use BMI, considering there's a much better predictor that's almost as easy to measure. Take your waist size and divide it by your height, ( https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Waist-to-height_ratio ), 0.5 and under is considered healthy.",
">Bernie Madoff stole $65 billion and a 7 year old stole a pack of gum from the convenience store... they're both criminals\n\nWhat an absurd false equivalency. If you genuinely think is comparable to the Trump and Hillary, or the two parties in general, then you have aptly demonstrated exactly what I was saying about being ideologically compromised.\n\n>Ideological means you have theories and ideas about how the world works.\n\nNo it doesn't. This is a really important distinction: it means you have *a* theory or idea about how the world works. It is generally a relatively simple idea, although not always. A lot of what you say here actually has merit, but you're not using the world ideologically correctly. Ideologies are problematic because they generally attempt to explain complex phenomena with one or a few simple reasons. The world is an extraordinarily complicated place: the belief that there exists a single ideology that can explain it indicates a failure to comprehend the extent of that complexity.\n\nThere is another element worth considering here - the question of what takes precedence, your ideas, or the process by which you formulated those ideas? Being ideological generally suggests a tendency to prioritize the ideas themselves. I firmly believe the method to be more important. I have reached conclusions about the world based on various things, including: my own experiences, logic, reason, available facts, the ideas of others (especially academics). I don't consider them perfect, but I do consider them to be the best I can do with those things. If any of those things change - say, the available facts - I am ready to change my mind. I a loyal to logic, and reason, not to my ideas themselves. This might be best understood as a self correcting way of thinking, and I think there's evident utility in that.\n\n>Honestly, we don't have to pretend for the sake of making better sense of the world that the truth exists somewhere between what conservatives and liberals say.\n\nThere are several problems here. Firstly, you would need to explain what you mean by truth, because there's no one obvious definition there. Secondly, liberalism and conservatism are not opposite, I didn't mention them, and they are not the same as left and right (common misconception). And a functional political system does lie somewhere between left and right, and authoritarian and libertarian. Conservatism generally aligns with the libertarian right, but liberalism doesn't really align anywhere on the axis, and has a lot in common with conservatism. For example, both are individualist and pride individual liberty very highly, support capitalism, advocate for limitations of state authority. For example, I am liberal, but not left wing.\n\n>whoever supported my ideology\n\nI'm not sure what you mean by ideology here: do you mean your personal set of principles/ideas, or an established ideology you identify with? Admittedly, these aren't easy terms to define, but in this context, an ideology would generally refer to an established set of cohesive, consistent principles, backed up by a body of literature, rather than merely your own opinions. Voting based on the second is obviously natural, but voting based only on the first suggests an inability to think independently, and can be problematic.\n\n>I find the people who disdain the idea of \"being ideological\" the most are generally the ones who have thought about it the least\n\nI think you are actually making a good point here, but again, you seem to be conflating \"being ideological\" with having opinions. They are not the same thing. Having opinions and thinking about things it great - everyone should do more of it than they do currently. Maybe then Trump wouldn't be in the White House. Being ideological generally implies a resolute (and often dogmatic) commitment to one particular idea (that comes from someone else). Hence my problem with it.",
"Did you know Trump is a tool of Putin?",
"You keep forgetting the /s",
"Regressive liberals are the most trivial and pathetic bunch of losers.",
"Muscle is far denser than fat. Perhaps he literally has no muscle since he has an aversion to exercise. ",
"Obama’s wife’s hands are bigger than Trump’s. ",
"Who cares what you think. It does not master to anyone but you. The fact you had to go out of your way to have your opinions echoed shows how hollow your opinion truly is. ",
"If you’re not American, why even comment? ",
"That's after he single-handedly crushed the great depression and brought universal peace at age 6.",
"Hey everyone I also just *HATE* the President, please upvote me to show what a great person I am! ",
"I want you to imagine a person charged with the responsibility of making life-or-death decisions for 350,000,000 people. A person who will determine the future course of how our country decides issues of privacy, liberty, justice, and equality. I want you to imagine a person who must represent a super-power on the world stage; who is, in the eyes of billions, the embodiment of the most powerful, wealthy, and influential nation in human history.\n\nAnd then I want you to imagine that this person is so shallow, vapid, narcissistic, vain, and egotistical as to lie about his height and weight. Imagine that, and that he's dumb enough to believe that no one will notice or arrogant enough to believe that it doesn't matter.\n\nThat should be concerning. If it's not, imagine that he used dijon mustard on a hamburger, put his feet on a desk, wore a tan suit, or failed to wear an American flag pin once or twice. ",
"Nah that's not how language works. Your analogy is also flawed because you compared a cup and bucket that have understood volumes...but you were referring to political parties...that's an equitable comparison therefore without context, youre equating them.",
"Maybe important if it's a pituitary disorder. Otherwise just splitting hairs to grab that half inch, cause you know, \"I was in the pool!\"",
"Lol I guess Kim Jong Trump taught you well with his masterful \"No *you're* the puppet!\" response. What an awe inspiring orator you've modeled yourself after.",
"> I do consider my more nuanced perspective on things\n\n> Well, I spend a lot of my free time reading political philosophy and such like, researching ideas, and am also in the middle of a degree in politics. So not really. Admittedly, there's no way you could have known any of that, but it shows that making assumption isn't always a great idea.\n\nOk, tying together a few of your thoughts... I think your nuance is lacking A LOT of contextual information here. At some point, poorly explained \"nuance\" just becomes obfuscation and pettifogging. As I mentioned in another comment, both Bernie Madoff and a kid stealing from a convenience store are technically \"thieves.\" Still, trying to bridge some gap between the two and connect them inherently gives more credibility to one and more damnation to the other than I strongly suspect you intend.\n\nI also take issue with your suggestion I made an \"assumption\" about your knowledge. Your credentials suggest you have relevant knowledge for this, but your comments didn't inspire a lot of initial credibility. I was't making an assumption, I was making an *inference* based off of observed dialogue. I'm not *assuming* that you were dumb or uneducated, but I was *inferring* that you hadn't given the dynamics of US politics enough consideration. I think this distinction is meaningful.\n\n> And please, enlighten me - what is your grand theory on \"how things work\"?\n\nI don't know, on what issue? I mean... I'm an experimental psychologist, so I'm partial to theories and models that explain how things work. As for a grand political theory?... yeah, I could probably lay out a fairly explanatory version of my political observations and understanding of political philosophy, but it would end up being a bit of a meandering thing like Montaigne's Essais. Daniel Dennett once spoke about (one of) science's strength being that it says (paraphrasing and butchering it here) \"here's my weakness, right at the tip of my nose... hit me right here to see if you can knock me down.\" I think maybe more than anything else, the \"centrist\" position so often hides behind the \"they're both bad\" line to avoid this ideological vulnerability. It's *so* much easier to simply say that than to try to form a political stance that has a bunch of soft, weak points and requires 50 caveats. There is a not insignificant field of literature suggesting people vastly simplify complexity to make sense of people/systems/beliefs, I don't really see why political beliefs and assessments would be any different (This is getting closer to my field of study; I can provide linked citations if need be).\n\n> A quick aside: it never fails to make me smile how when someone sees that someone else has reached a different conclusion to them, their first thought is always that the other person must be worse informed, and that's why they reached an alternative conclusion. And yet the possibility that the other person reached a different conclusion because they are better informed never enters their mind.\n\nMaybe I didn't package my idea very well. I'm not suggesting that you're worse informed because you reached a different conclusion. I'm *inferring* that you're not well informed in **US** politics because I find the \"they're both bad\" argument is usually a conclusion in search of support. Admittedly, it's a fairly well structured shell game of a political opinion.\n\nHere's why: You get to have an easy opinion. In addition, it works against BOTH sides. You don't really have to do any work to learn positions. Furthermore, you don't have to do any thought experiments or sustain any challenges on your own ideas. If anyone challenges you, you can accuse them of being \"ideological.\" And if you ever feel like you're abstaining from taking a position for no other reason than to maintain a sense of \"centrism,\" there's an entire media apparatus (at least in the US; the reasons behind this are fairly wide) that will bend over backwards to help sustain this narrative. The whole \"they're both bad\" approach is like a hollow phalanx formation... totally impervious to attacks from all angles but with (generally) nothing there when you really examine it.\n\n\n> However, if you mean ideologues, then yes, I do consider my more nuanced perspective on things superior.\n\nIt **is** possible that my inference is off and you're exceptionally well-versed in US politics. But, I find with near unanimity, the centrist position is one taken in absence of carefully considered positions. You use the term \"ideologue\" as a pejorative substitute for being ideological, but it's really... not. This is all a frustrating exercise in epistemology, honestly. Having theories and ideas and statistical support for an idea isn't a bad thing. And pretending it is isn't good either. You really *can* say that the Democrats are right about 90% of the time (or 60% or 20% or 0%).\n\nI think that maybe that's my biggest issue... the absolute refusal to grapple with the issue and suggesting that ones who do so are \"biased\"; I find that \"being a centrist\" is usually the result of a volitional decision to \"stay above the fray\" rather than being an after-the-fact application of a term to make sense of an improbable statistical anomaly in which you *actually* manage to find yourself with views that balance uniquely well between the two major political parties of the country. I mean, this whole response *doesn't even address* the differences in which one party negotiates in bad faith, totally irrespective of any actual political issues. Unfortunately, that is its own post.",
"People are laughing at Trumps obvious lies, not about his height. It's the lie that people are talking about.",
"Have a hi res of it? I think I ^maybe see my unit crest to the (viewers) right of the star. CCO 3/325 AIR.",
"And thus the girther movement was born.",
"I know, call me when Trump asks for Dijon mustard on his burger. There's a real scandal.",
"No, as it was already explained to you, people are making fun of Trump for telling yet another obvious lie. The subject of the lie isn't as important as the lie itself. ",
"I just liked your diatribe of leftist talking points followed by going off on rightes spewing talking points. It made me laugh and I didn't want you to miss out on a good laugh. ",
"How is pointing out a liar bodyshaming? ",
"why do people care what someone weighs or how tall they are???????????????????????????????????????????? is there gonna be a thread about all the nba players lying about their height\n\ni bet lots of redditors lie about their height and weight too should we call all of them out",
"Okay cool, thanks for your response...\n\nBut how is pointing out a liar bodyshaming? ",
"My analogy was made to show that no volume comparison was made, the comment cited both \"containers/parties\" are full of shit without a volume being specified. I think your trying too hard to make my comment out as being incorrect.",
"because scrutinizing someone based on their physical appearance in order to mock them is bodyshaming seems pretty simple--guess reddit isnt a very tolerant or liberal place, weird",
"But people aren't mocking him for his height, they are mocking him for lying. Hence, they aren't bodyshaming, they are just pointing out another obvious Trump lie. ",
"> What an absurd false equivalency. If you genuinely think is comparable to the Trump and Hillary, or the two parties in general, then you have aptly demonstrated exactly what I was saying about being ideologically compromised\n\nHuh? I was saying the exact opposite... that they're NOT the same, just as stealing a pack of gum and stealing $65 billion are NOT the same.\n\n> Ideologies are problematic because they generally attempt to explain complex phenomena with one or a few simple reasons\n\nI'm not sure if that is true about the word \"ideology,\" but it certainly isn't my understanding or usage. These problems ARE complex, you're right. That being said, there isn't really anything inherent about being ideological that makes you resistant to a differing ideology (other than human nature, but that's... jesus, that's an entirely different post). Economists & scientists are ideological by nature. We've read and formulated both simple and vast theories based on existing evidence. Like you mention, if there was something that totally invalidated something that a scientist was ideological about, he/she should update their ideologies to accommodate this new evidence. People rarely ever do, and even scientists are often hard-pressed to do so (because they're also people). There's a small move afoot in experimental psychology to stop naming things after the scientists who discover them. That way, people are less wedded to defending them to the death when it's the \"Overall Intelligence Scale\" instead of the \"Johnson Intelligence Scale.\"\n\n> Firstly, you would need to explain what you mean by truth, because there's no one obvious definition there\n\nHoooo boy... truth. I'm not sure this is a necessary piece, but truth... man, it's tough. It's out there, and it's singular, and it isn't subject to \"interpretation\" (as it's used by postmodernists)... it's just tough to get at because it's blurred by imperfect measurement methodologies and technologies. Were you referencing something else? I'm not sure exactly what you were trying to say here.\n\n> I'm not sure what you mean by ideology here: do you mean your personal set of principles/ideas, or an established ideology you identify with? Admittedly, these aren't easy terms to define, but in this context, an ideology would generally refer to an established set of cohesive, consistent principles, backed up by a body of literature, rather than merely your own opinions. Voting based on the second is obviously natural, but voting based only on the first suggests an inability to think independently, and can be problematic.\n\nOf course.\n\n> I think you are actually making a good point here, but again, you seem to be conflating \"being ideological\" with having opinions. They are not the same thing.\n\n> Being ideological generally implies a resolute (and often dogmatic) commitment to one particular idea (that comes from someone else). Hence my problem with it.\n\nI'm not advocating being ideological with just having an uninformed opinion. In fact, just the opposite. I'm suggesting that everyone should avail themselves of relevant information to the extent possible and form an educated theory of how something works. It may seem like I'm splitting hairs here, but I really do think the distinction between ideology and dogmatism is essential. Here's a fucking depressing note from a leading researcher in my field after a lot of his work was \"invalidated\" (I'm not sure that it was after just a few experiments suggest the opposite of MANY studies, but the case is certainly less black & white than it used to be): http://michaelinzlicht.com/getting-better/2016/2/29/reckoning-with-the-past (just read the first couple of sentences). That dude was totally ideologically committed to the psychological idea of \"ego depletion\" (now we're getting closer to my grand theory of everything). The concept was pretty dominant for like 20 years, but in the past 2-3 it's really been taken down a peg or two. Basically, the guy's life work has been \"invalidated\" and he ends with this:\n\n\"What is not helping is a reluctance to dig into our past and ask what needs revisiting.\n\nTime is nigh to reckon with our past. Our future just might depend on it.\"\n\nI think this is ideology without dogmatism.\n\nI don't pretend that this is some model by which millions of people will gain the fortitude to admit when their ideas are wrong, but I think it represents a better model than abstention. You seem like a pretty well thought-through guy (I assume guy?). I can't quite square this with your reluctance to more directly assess the current state of US politics. Just as a current example, the Republican party is holding funding for CHIP hostage in government funding talks, which is insane. It's a program that even the tea party folks want, they just know that the democrats want it more. I think it's unethical to use the DACA dreamers as a bargaining chip as well, but there at least the tea party people are actually opposed to it. I'd wager that while the Democrats DO play hardball with legislative compromises, they don't negotiate in bad faith and leverage vulnerable populations to accomplish their goals.\n\nMore relevant to the initial thought about ideology and taking a side, I'm of the ideological opinion that supply-side economics is detrimental to the national unity and well-being of the citizenry, outside of the economic impact. If there were good, empirical reason for me to recant that belief, I would... in a heartbeat! But I think there's enough social science research and real world examples of places with both low *and* high income inequality to take a stand and say that I don't find any reason to believe that the societal effect of fiscal policy is some amalgamated hybrid of the two dominant parties' stance on the issue.\n\nedit* Just as I close Reddit for a few minutes to finish a little work, I find this doozy: http://money.cnn.com/2018/01/18/news/economy/cfpb-muvlaney-budget-request/index.html\n\nOof. I'd say that this fits quite well with my assessment that there are *very* meaningful ideological differences between the two US political parties. If people had been more ideological and less enamored with the celebrity of Donald Trump, this would have been avoidable. Honestly, While there ARE people who think the CPFB is some communist tool, no one who actually pays attention to what it does actually thinks it serves some nefarious purpose, right? I mean, no one really (at least surely less than 10% of the population) has a theory of governance that suggests credit card companies and big business should be able to con and trick people to pad their profits. It's frustrating, but this feels **SO** in line with all of my thoughts on this. When people actually form political ideologies (i.e. I'm for regulatory watchdog activity because it benefits people) it's such a potent force of opposition to this sort of skullduggery. Hedging one's bets and trying to find the middle ground on this seems so... painstaking. Democrats want a regulatory body for preventing consolidated interests from ripping people off, while Republicans don't want that, so... compromise and just let them con a few people (?). I don't know, man...",
"Try this:\n\nhttps://s.yimg.com/uu/api/res/1.2/xsEomgyFG5aHZfxta.YIYw--~B/aD0yODM2O3c9NDI1NDtzbT0xO2FwcGlkPXl0YWNoeW9u/http://media.zenfs.com/en_us/News/ap_webfeeds/4e316893ca444de78d42cc3c23332f6b.jpg",
"check out the comments of the thread and the internet, it's about doubting something that is completely inconsequential and that the VAST MAJORITY of people do in order to make fun of his physical appearance\n\nguess i'm just more tolerant and liberal than most of reddit. I get it, it's a pretty right-wing place.",
"Ever notice how liberals always",
"Outside perspective.",
"Right back at you.",
"That's who I was thinking of. I'm surprised Trump hasn't given him a job yet.",
"Sine error. ",
"!redditsilver",
"What if that there statment you done made is bullshit?",
"Are you implying that the vast majority of people lie about their height? That doesn’t seem accurate. \n\nYou need to get over this whole right and left idea. It only divides us. ",
"I dunno, I go golfing quite a bit. Even most of the dudes you see walking from hole to hole look pretty hefty. Walking is good exercise, but you need to walk like at least 10 km a day to really use it as a weight control exercise.",
"According to that metric I'm not obese. I'll take it.",
"I 100% agree with you on everything you’ve said. It just isn’t “excellent” health. Excellent health requires an investment that we know he isn’t making right now. ",
"More harm maybe.",
"So... play 1.5 rounds of golf instead?",
"Uncle Joe gon rekk um",
"Then.... just say 5'11\" and a half?",
"Society getting fatter is society getting fatter sure a different number may be a better measurement but that number is still bigger than 10 years ago. ",
"Yeah, but if they're like my dad they'll probably have a couple of beers after their lap too. Combine golfing with a healthy-ish diet and it'll work.",
"Jesus Christ google got his height wrong fuck off already.",
"\"mmmmm....smells like bbq\" -Obama",
"You didn't even read the concerns he brought up.",
"None of the women look happy, at.all.",
"There'd be a difference between reality and the estimate, but if the estimate wasn't within the reported height, wouldn't that prove that it was a lie? \n\nOr if that's not good enough you could take any number of photos and known objects with less or no angle. ",
"I wear a flag pin and a peace symbol. Think about Joker's response in Full Metal Jacket.",
"Now you’re actually thinking. Hopefully you’ll keep your opinions to yourself from now on ",
"Fat girthers",
"Trump is definitely not gay but Obama and his husband are for sure.",
"Is that true?",
"I see the problem. He is actually 6' and 3\" - two different measurements. :-)",
"Huzzah we fooled em again! Cheeseburgers and diet soda all around!",
"ITT: People think you can judge and compare heights from a single photo",
"Hey, no need for name calling - I was thinking of how their shitty translators would say it. I am very American, thank you.",
"This is r/pics not r/usa. ",
"But how does this help anyone? You obviously didn't read what I wrote, people are laughing at him saying he was taller and then him being the same height. \n\nThe real point is why is this productive to literally ANYONE? How is this anything more than just tribalism? We get it, you don't like Trump, most people don't. But posts like this only further divide the radicals and force moderates to pick a side. It's childish and stupid, and the only reason people are still bitching this much about him is to feel good about themselves. \n\nHe's still the president and making shitty memes about him won't change that, so why make the shitty memes?",
"Likewise. ",
"Thank! It says 9/11 so just a pin he was probably gifted.",
"Michelle looks mad",
"/r/girther",
"Nah i think its more-so:\n\nObama: I smell something very bad\n\nPence: Obama better not say nuthin, ill beat him up\n\nBiden: Hoooly shit guys, dont you smell that???\n\nTrump: I only wear the best perfumes, because i know the best people and theyre the best because they make my perfumes. I am not overweight",
"More like \"Good riddance\"",
"That sounds like something he WOULD do.",
"Sicburn ",
"Haha yeah, well trump had a lot more money to spend on his husband’s surgeries. You get what you pay for, right?",
"Tchotchkes",
"Close enough to humor. Far enough away from Biden from smelling my hair. ",
"[you sure about that?](https://m.imgur.com/a/WZ9kx) ",
"I mean: Dallas, Houston, Austin, San Antonio, El Paso, Valle del Rio Grande, Amarillo, where?",
"His hands are much smaller.",
"I stand corrected, but that's a atrocious spelling of a real word. Next you'll be telling me that Flingers was spelled \"Pflinggerz\"",
"Interesting, I didn't realize Obama's kids met with Iranian leadership.",
"If you don’t think an elected official lying to the public is relevant to the public, you are the one who is distracted. \n\nYes of course there’s ultimately no DIRECT consequence to the exact height of the president, but the problem is that he lied to you and you don’t even care.",
"Very true. At 6'1\" 230 lbs I was wearing size 34 pants and a Large T shirt. \n\nTrump is definitely in the 260-270 range. \n\nI wouldn't care at all if he wasn't so full of shit.",
"My exact sentiment. I'm not out here trying to fat shame Trump. I'm overweight myself and drink NON-diet soda every day. I'm shaming what a god-awful liar he is.",
"Who gives a shit?",
"It's really more about how he just blatantly lies about EVERYTHING. Even extremely trivial things such as this. And the egomania surrounding most of those lies. Which is being displayed perfectly here. Dumb? Yes. Not as dumb as his \"fake news awards\" though so I give it a pass.",
"Malia is 6'1\"",
"I actually did get a good laugh by you labeling my caring that the president actually has American values as a \"leftist talking point\". It's probably the only time I'll ever agree with you. Lord knows you people have long since abandoned those values.",
"He's a WWE character so height is exaggerated. ",
"> at 6'3\" 239 lb\n\nHm cool. :furiously searches for tape measure:\n\ne: 0.43 nice",
"lol yeah my boyfriend told me that DTrump thinks we have a finite amount of heartbeats (technically correct I guess), so he doesn't exercise because he'll use them up faster !!!",
"I don't think Trump has good values. But the election wasn't about values or both parties would not have run scumballs.",
"All of them hate mexicans",
"Actually I watched the press reporting after posting that and the doctor did in fact measure his height and weight.",
"Never said that but I also heard you touched a child in the 70s.......\n\n\nSee how easy that was?",
"lol this entire post is a left and right idea im the one saying it's not that big of a deal and people are just being petty because they dont like a guy's politics ",
"Love you",
"It's not. It's an honest question. But Trump is not going to come out of an exam saying he has memory problems, heart disease and is on the track to obesity with his current diet. Instead he comes out as the HEALTHIEST PRESIDENT IN US HISTORY plus 2 inches taller. I think that doctor owns a private island somewhere now. All around gross.",
"For the scientists: 2 inches is the same thing as 0.03 fathoms.\n\nI am a bot. You can provide feedback in my subreddit: /r/unusual_unit_bot",
"Obama and his time machine in charge in 1999 the year it had been created, and then isis' reformation in 2003?",
"I'd bang that tranny",
"bernie bro is sexist? that's hilarious. you're such a victim\n\nshe got more than 3 million more votes, unfortunately the number of jill stein voters in the 4 important states helped that idiot get the electoral college. nobody \"shoved\" anything but talk about sexism in comments...",
"Point would be that anyone who is surprised that Russia tries to influence other countries elections is a little dim. Further, media is twisting like a pretzel to prove Trump did something illegal, while they just looked the other way when previous administration negotiated the sale of our uranium supply to the largest supporter of terrorism. Then gave them a cash gift of $400B. Then gave them a path to build nuclear weapons. Where is the outrage?",
"It is, \"bro\" is inherently implying Sanders supporters are males... Bet you'd have an issue with \"Clinton sisters\".\n\nYeah she got more votes, I never claimed she didn't. It's intellectually dishonest to say that. The whole argument is that she was propped up and helped by the DNC, but if you want to be an ostrich keep your head in the sand. Clinton lost to Trump when Sanders was polling much higher against him the entire time.\n\nDNC bet heavily on a losing horse. Face it",
"> implying Sanders supporters are males.\n\nNo, it implies the loud and obnoxious supporters are wannabe frat boys with their obnoxious attitude and lack of understanding of his policies. you'll get over it",
"She grew up in 1970s Slovenia. It was definitely not a very nice place. ",
"I’ve been all over the world. But in the 2000s, not 1970s communist territory. Dumbass.",
"Wow. Nice name calling. You must have a *really* good point!\n\nBy the way, I know what his context was. He was lecturing us that we have infrastructure. Believe me, I know we have infrastructure already. We **all** know that. I still built my business.",
"So I'm an idiot? Nice point you've made there.\n\nHe told **all** of us that we rely on infrastructure. Which we all (at least those of us who pay taxes) already knew. I still built my business though.",
"sounds like you probably say a lot of hypocrisy shit too.\np.s I dont care.",
"When you say the reason people are outraged how tall Trump is you leave out the important part. The fact that he continues to lie about trivial shit.\n\nthats the problem.",
"Absolutely agree, its all ridiculous.\n\nWasnt trying to say that only he lies, just that the point was the lies not the actual height. A lot of people are mad that he got office who didnt vote for him, and a lot of people who did vote for him are realizing their mistake.",
"There it is, that amazing Clintonite arrogance",
"He never meant that you literally didn't build it, dumb ass. If that's super offensive to you but you're fine with all the shit Trump says you are a massive hypocrite.",
"So him saying that it would be impossible to build a business without the help of society is somehow a grave insult that you're still upset over years later, but you're fine with all the shit Trump spews. And you regularly post in the donald, where people regularly say far worse things about others. You are a hypocrite and an idiot.",
"Glad that you get it now!",
"Trump's shoulders look a couple inches higher. Obama probably has better posture, and Trump likely has his head forward/down whereas Obama looks like he's standing up straight/has his neck straight as well.",
"There was talk of it, but I think he's *too* toxic for Trump. \n\nhttps://www.politico.com/story/2017/08/31/david-clarke-trump-administration-sheriff-242234",
"So you are comfortable with the uranium transaction, the iran deal, and the $400B payoff to the terroist supporters? Hmm, what was the name of that cult you are blindly following?",
"Who gives a shit? When we press on trivial shit, then it just let's him off the hook for legitimate shit.\n\nIt's inconsequential. I don't care if Trump says he can dunk a basketball at 70 years old. I care when he says he wants to sell off national park land to drill for oil. ",
"It's crazy that I don't care if he doesn't know exactly how tall he is? That's silly. I tell people I'm 5'10\". But I haven't measured my height in 20 years. Am I really 5'10\"? I have no idea. And I don't really care. As I've gotten older, my posture has gotten worse and people tend to get a little shorter. Maybe I'm 5'9\". Maybe I'm 5'8\". But it doesn't matter. I'm not a professional athlete. My height has no bearing on my ability to do my job. And it *certainly* doesn't have any bearing on Trump's ability to do his job. It's just a silly conversation. ",
"In the US I would be 5\"11½ but in metric I am 182 cm. So in metric I just get over that 180 threshold but in the US just miss out on the cut off point.",
"Okay.\n\nThen the president is 6'3 and in perfect health.\n\n",
"Who gives a shit?\n\nwho gives a shit if the man in charge lies about everything? Theres a book I need you to read for children. It's called the boy who cried wolf.\n",
"after getting caught blatantly lying that the Bro comment is about **all sanders supporters are male** you decide to play the victim again by calling me an evil name to deflect. so sad the children that still run around the internet talking like they are experts",
">No, it implies the loud and obnoxious supporters are wannabe frat boys with their obnoxious attitude and lack of understanding of his policies. you'll get over it\n\nSorry, it wasn't the exact type of disparaging based on sex, please forgive me. \n\nHilarious that you're comfortable saying garbage like that but then being called arrogant is \"evil\". \n\nPretty bad troll if you ask me\n",
"> the loud and obnoxious supporters\n\nmy comment\n\nyour original claim\n\n>implying Sanders supporters are males.\n\nyou are pretending to not see the difference because you are dishonest here. just admit you had no argument. better get a better talking point to try and sabotage the democrats in the midterms.",
"Ah just ignore the frat boy part. Read your own fucking words, dense as fuck. Call him a socialist to really show how ignorant you are of politics.\n\nClassic lack of self awareness and hypocrisy, much like Hilldawg.\n\n\"IT'S HER TURN 😭😤\" \n",
"First, I don't have a side. I am a registered independent and I keep to my principles regardless of office holders. Second, holding meetings with representatives of other countries is what we want our elected officials to do. Third, jumping to the conclusion of collusion is evidence of hopeful and blind partisan imaginations.",
"I can't really blame you for being misinformed, since most media sources are pumping out nonsense. Keep guzzling the kool-aid if it makes you feel better.",
"you sound like a mentally stable and intelligent 15 year old that isn't covering for the fact that you can't read basic sentences.",
"You'd fit right in at T_D with your nonsense",
"> Classic lack of self awareness and hypocrisy,\n\n",
"It's his smugness and the way he lectured about how we have infrastructure. Someone asked what they didn't like about him, I gave an example. I could give another: I didn't like him calling ISIS the jayvee team.\n\nAnd why the name calling? I just never understood that.",
"What is it about the Left that always gets you guys to talk about being offended, and \"super offensive\"? Not even close. Grow a pair.",
"You're still bitching about a taken out of context quote years later, apparently it was super offensive to you. Idiot.",
"If you voted for trump you have forever lost the right to complain about name calling. ",
"What exactly do you KNOW that investigators and media have not been able to find in their quest for over a year? What is the evidence that has you so convinced? I am curious because the special prosecutors/investigators with a bias against the current administration has zilch against Trump. If there is credible evidence, I will be the first to call out Trump, since I have no allegiance to him. Looking forward to your evidence based response.",
"While I agree that politicians currency is often negative information about their opponents, this did not begin with Don Jr. It goes back to the first election ever held. However, you have helped to make my point, as distasteful as the actions of political animals may be, having these types of discussions and digging up dirt is not illegal. Not to mention that the President was not involved. Once again, show the evidence before assuming guilt.",
"If he \"lies about everything\" then you should be able to pick something more important to make an example of than \"He's 2 inches shorter than he says he is\".\n\n\nThat's the point I'm trying to make. Their *are* other things. I'm not defending the president. The guy is a buffoon. I'm saying that *this* is not the issue to choose as your banner against him. Making a deal out of this only devalues the legitimate things that he has done wrong. ",
"It's that he lies about something so verifiably false. It shows how casually he lies. It's not about his height. You keep focusing on that. It's about how effortless it is for him to lie about objective reality.",
"If it's not about his height, then find something better criticize him for.\n\nIf he says he's 2 inches taller, we don't even know why he said that. Maybe a doctor told him that. Maybe he was measured with shoes on, who knows? No one really gives a shit about how tall a 70 year old businessman is. It's completely understandable if the measurement isn't precise.\n\nThat's why this is one of those things that only stupid people focus on. They are like the dog from 'Up'. \"The president is supporting legislation that would.. SQUIRREL!... what was I saying? Oh yeah, he told this guy on this bus that he would... How tall is he?\"\n\n\nJust focus on shit that matters. Even if the guy blatantly and unapologetically lied about how tall he is... Politicians lie. That's what they do. If they are just lying about meaningless things that might make them look better, that is expected. Hillary said that she was taking sniper fire when she was actually shaking hands with people on the runway. They are going to lie when it makes them look better. \n\n\nFocus on policy. What shitty things are Trump doing? Or if you want to focus on the lying thing, then look for things he *said* he would do on the campaign, then reversed his position after the election. *That* kind of stuff is important. \n",
"Now we have come full circle to my original comments, previous administration left a trail of illegal activities that are being largely ignored by the media and the DOJ. They are too busy searching for some way to overturn the will of the people in the 2016 election.",
"But this thread is about his height. stop treating me like some dipshit liberal. you dont know why views. you are playing the wrong card right now.",
"wow you seem retarded. people mock him for all his lies. you are just a fucking idiot.",
"Blocked.",
"That's a lot of words that I'll never read. Stay stangry, buddy.",
"Pathetic.",
"and a tiny handed russian asset is now potus...",
"I bet that deep state kool-aid tastes good! ",
"I bet that russian vodka your drinking makes you a piece of shit.",
"Vodka certainly goes well with caviar! I do enjoy the celebratory salt, comrade!",
"da da putin's bitch would be proud!",
">They report Malia is 6'1 and here she is next to her dad\n\n\nAlso George Bush is 6'0 and looking about 3 inches shorter\n\n\nthan obama.\n\nI don't know...maybe Obama wears lifts in his shoes or Trump just slouches slightly. Could be any reason for a 1.5 inch difference. Obama does look like he's posturing next to Trump tho.\n\nGet a brain kid.\n\nYou picked a picture where they are walking and one where Bush is obviously leaning.\n\nfucking idiot.",
"Took you 3 weeks to come up with that. Good job, retard.",
"Nice rebuttal you shit-slinging monkey fucker.\n"
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Picture of our 6'1" former president next to our 6'3" current president
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[
"That's really spooky",
"That’s really cool. That would make a great album cover for a black metal album.",
"Should have opened the blinds.",
"HAVE YOU SEEN THE FOURTH KIND?",
">Should have opened the aperture.",
"Looks like a charcoal drawing on Grey paper ",
"Great picture ",
"U should make an album with hundreds of such photos ",
"There is no owl.",
"It was a cell phone camera, standing on our front porch at 11:30 PM. She only had a vague idea of where the owl was. It was, with no pun intended, a shot in the dark. ",
"Cool image - very evocative.\n\nThanks for sharing!",
"No offense meant. Night shots are damn near impossible on a phone without a tripod and a thorough understanding of manual settings. I recently spent hours freezing in the wind trying to shoot the Super Moon, and trying--unsuccessfully--to get something I was satisfied with; glad the owl turned out cool, I understand why you shared it here.",
"None taken. If the picture had come out perfectly, it's like \"hey... it's an owl. Cool.\" But with this shot, it's like \"hey.. that owl is going to enter my dreams and take my soul. Neat.\""
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Wife tried to take a picture of an owl outside our home. Turned out creepier than we thought.
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[
"HI, nice picture. ",
"HI, nice comment!",
"HI, nice people",
"Hi.",
"Hi."
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Picture I took in Maui, HI
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[
"Explain like I'm 5, please?",
"Due to LA and it’s publicity and age range, many adult media organizations will try to let out their products and what they will do is give cards to possible consumers, but these possible consumers do is throw these ads on the ground, which litters the streets of LA. Or they just throw them around and hope someone picks it up.",
"Ohh I see. I was picturing lewd images imprinted in the sidewalk lol. On a side note I may have just become a marketing genius.",
"Remember me if it goes well",
"I couldn't have done it without you",
"I thought it was something to do with to Bauhinia Purpurea flower"
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Sidewalks of Los Angeles, without the explicit ads.
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[
"My Leg!",
"Don't be too hard on yourselves. This is what it looks like after the first snowfall of the year in Canada too.",
"Disappointed. No flames this time.",
"The snowpocalpse of 2014 in Raleigh can't happen all the time, I suppose"
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What happens when it snows in the south
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[
"Mother Earth and Father Time ",
"And their child's name is... Albert Einstein",
"Man, Moana 2 looking good so far",
"Looks to me like they're makin' lava",
"\"Man Making Love to a Coconut\"",
"That's hot.",
"Shadow of the Colossus 2: The Coupling",
"Man with scuffed his knee. https://youtu.be/Y9j3heYZAk8"
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Volcano ash clouds looks like hugging couple
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[
"Jack used to be cool now he's so square he's a cube.",
"Thats Charlie Brown’s tree",
"It’s musical too"
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Nightmare Before Christmas on a budget
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[
"Holy jalapeños",
"You’re right. Generic brands just don’t stand up to the name brands. ",
"Makes sense ",
"Shows how much you know "
] | 4 |
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One of these things is not like the others.
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