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"Wowow!!",
"Wowowow!",
"What are these? ",
"Petit Gateau, or mini desserts/cakes. Mirror glazed :D",
"Thought it was doughnuts covered in paint. Truly the earth is flat ",
"You can sell whatever's left on the bottom as art.",
"Bowowow...",
"Yippie yo yippie yay",
"I thought it was some lifesaver type candy. Global warming is surely a hoax. ",
"They look vitreous! ",
"I would eat the shit out of these.",
"Do you own a shop or is this a home project?",
"Cool, but that looks like an unreasonable amount of wasted \nglaze",
"I remember as a child, digging around in a gravel quarry, I found several of these immersed in the rock bed. They weren't all in this good of shape, or nearly as bright as these. Just goes to show that people have been baking cakes for dozens of years. ",
"As someone who is dumpster diving for food, this is the most beautiful thing I've ever seen. I may cry. ",
"Wiki says they're \"a dessert composed of a small chocolate cake with crunchy rind and mellow filling that is served hot with vanilla ice cream on a plate\". I would also eat the shit out of these",
"HowNowBrownCow!",
"Life ain't nothin' but a funny funny riddle!",
"I would make love to them",
"I run Social Media pages, provide online classes on my website, and host hands-on Master Classes. You can see all my work on my instagram page :)",
"I actually have something on the bottom to catch the leftover and reuse it for later.",
"Wow, they are absolutely gorgeous. I want to eat one but I would feel bad for eating something so pretty. ",
"I wish I can let you have some.",
"Can I cut you a piece?",
"> wasted glaze\n\nI think you overestimate how much glaze is worth",
"Here is a video of it being glazed: https://streamable.com/is0ij",
"I think we may need a banana for scale here",
"Wow they're maddd",
"How about a video? https://streamable.com/is0ij",
"No piece for you then ;)",
"Amazing!!",
"They are looking like wormholes",
"That mirror glaze is stunning!",
"You're a pro!",
"Are they as delicious as the look?",
"Donuts ",
"TheQuickBrownFoxJumpedOverTheLazyDog!",
"They have shit in them? why would you just eat the shit out of them that has to be the worst part.",
"Now I can't get that song out of my head! \n\nBow wow wow yippee yo yippee yay bow wow yippee yo yippee yay...",
"These tide pods are looking a little too good",
"That’s the fanciest freaking donut I’ve ever seen!",
"Add more colors on top? Use it as the interior or an ingredient in something else? Seems like there are ways.",
"Worst music ever! But they look amazing 😉 ",
"/r/KenM",
"/r/pourpainting",
"These are gorgeous! Watching them being glazed was hypnotizing.",
"At first glance I thought they were Inductors! ",
"Oh man I could recognize your work anywhere. As an abstract painter myself, I can safely say that the things you create are extraordinary. You are one of the only reasons to have an instagram account.\n\n",
"Confirmed: Glazing is the new trendy thing in cakes",
"I eat pieces of shit like you for breakfast!",
"You weren't kidding, that song was awful. ",
"What happens to all that glaze underneath there? Is that just waste now?\nEdit: nevermind I see the answer farther on, didn't read far enough, thanks!",
"Donuts, for the layman. ",
"Scrape it off and reuse it.",
"Could probably be mixed in with the darker glaze and reused.",
"Huh?! Y'all eat pieces of shit? What's the [basis](https://www.google.com/search?q=Y%27all+eat+pieces+of+shit%3F+What%27s+the+basis%3F&rlz=1C1CHBF_enUS771US771&oq=Y%27all+eat+pieces+of+shit%3F+What%27s+the+basis%3F&aqs=chrome..69i57.203j0j7&sourceid=chrome&ie=UTF-8)?\n\n\nEDIT: I don't know if it's good or bad when my response to a common phrase that everyone has said before is to think about a time when Kanye West said it.",
"send me a pm buddy, you are located in canada, if you are living on the street i can help find you a place to sleep,some food and programs to help you off the street.\n",
"I work with a James Beard finalist for pastry. Between your pics on reddit and her deserts, I'm starting to question my career path. ",
"I'm not living on the street, but all my money goes towards rent. I'm on disability and take advantage of a boatload of programs but I still don't always have food, like now, or can afford my medication. ",
"what province are you in?\n",
"Ontario ",
"Thought I was in r/blender for a second",
"Bad, you're supposed to think of Shooter.",
"what's keeping you from working, I tried peering through your post post history to see if i could find out some more, you seem to be quite depressed, but seem to have the use of your arms and legs and can go out and panhandle, you have a place of your own at the moment and rent covered but no money for food or meds, ativan is covered under the ontario disability plan. \n https://www.ontario.ca/page/medication-coverage-results/?q=ativan\n\nand a quick google search seems to indicate many sources of food via programs in Ontario such as the Ontario association of foodbanks. https://oafb.ca/ \n\nedit: this seems to be getting down votes, i didnt mean the arms and legs thing as any form of slight im honestly just trying to get information in order to help them out the best =]",
"From the corner of my eye, I thought someone was grilling millipedes. ",
"I am on Odsp because one of my knees barely functions and I have PTSD and I shut down in a lot of situations, especially high pressure situations. I'm trying to find work but it's hard to balance whats going on in my head. I'm in therapy and have a new shrink appointment at the end of the month to hopefully change medication. Ativan is covered under odsp but I'm allergic to something in the generic version and other options my doctor looked at would potentially conflict with other medications I'm taking. My rent is covered by odsp but odsp doesn't give much in the run of help and damn near all of kt goes to rent, bills and some food. There are also food banks around but they're not meant to be used more than once a month and they even admit the food isn't meant to last anywhere near that. Combine the fact that I usually have to walk everywhere, the distance to the food bank and my knee combined with weight coming back, it usually ends up being less painful to just dumpster dive, even if I do go hungry.\n\nYeah there are programs around and I take advantage of the ones that I can but they're not exactly saviours nor are they as great as people would like. ",
"So do I. I'm fucking starving. ",
"I admire you, neighbor to the north.",
"You weren't kidding, that song was awful.",
"Ohh my God you were right. How can anyone listen to that.",
"I thought it was blown glass made into donuts.",
"How do I get one of these?\n",
"Uhm. Different cultures.",
"Just curious, would you be able to get knee replacement surgery covered? ",
"got a sihk temple near you? they will feed anyone! im not sure how it is more east, im on the west coast, the sihk temples will feed and keep anyone warm, you don't have to be religious, just respectful =], the same goes for the salvation army trucks, the food is for everyone you dont have to be homeless, much of the homeless population don't even take advantage of it.",
"No clue, I never looked into it. I'd hope it'd be free just with a wait period. Canada's healthcare and all. My knee is fucked but no doctor has suggested knee replacement and with all that goes into it, I probably shouldn't make it worse early on. ",
"Damn, nice! Got a recipe for these?",
"Are these only edible in the US or in the rest of the world as well?",
"You think glaze just grows on trees?!",
"The whole world. You can make them home if you wish as well.",
"Look up mirror glaze cakes :) Or you can make from home!",
"You eat pieces of shit for breakfast?!?!",
"Donut call the mini dessert cakes donuts. Tis an insult to the artist.",
"Come join me and I will make you powerful.",
"Its actually a mousse cake ;)",
"Seems like a really wasteful amount of glaze for a taste that wont be any better...and if the food coloring isnt high quality...worse. ",
"Want to join us in the cool group?",
"Now need a video of how they layer their icing in that jug to get that effect.",
"That is an amazing compliment. Thank you very much!",
"Its actually not a donut haha. A mousse cake ;)",
"I am currently pitching this to detergent companies.",
"Very soft, melts in your mouth, and not too sweet.",
"it’s a fucking donut 🍩 ",
"Thank you!",
"you create different colours!",
"Please!",
"I've heard of donuts, but I've never heard of *fucking* donuts. Does this make your genitals very sticky?",
"Seems okay but even he got that from Happy Gilmore.",
"You grilling a cake. Why.",
"moose donut",
"Adam Sandler, has our world known a greater philosophical mind?",
"Is the excess glaze collected and reused somehow?",
"I eat shit all day every day. ",
"They look like caterpillars, yummy, yummy caterpillars.",
"Yeh this is a wire rack surely",
"You have been waiting nine months to say this?",
"What’s the basis?",
"Life ain’t nothin’ but a funny funny rill.",
"MouNut? MousNut?",
"Don't, they're tide pods",
"You know what he meant you insufferable cretin. ",
"R/notkenm",
"There's some electronics component that I can't think of the name these look like ",
"Was going to ask if you were familiar with /r/random_acts_of_pizza ... Afterlooking through your posts, happy to see that you are.\n\nKeep grinding bro. Things will get better",
"Much, much longer....",
"mami!",
"Oooooooaaaaaaaahhhhhhh changa chimichanga changa chimichanga ",
"When the sun's coming up, I got cakes on the griddle",
"That's unreal the glaze pours striped like that.",
"So cake!",
"Betelgeuse, Beetlejuice, Beatlejews",
"Nah I’m good",
"I expected some mellow music 😮",
"Too bad you're in TO. I'd say let's go play some boardgames and have a beer & sandwich",
"Testicles. It's testicles. ",
"I've been thinking of how to crosspost this to /r/totallynotrobots suggesting that this is, indeed, some piece of electronics. Ooh, I think I may have it...",
"Are her deserts sandy and barren?",
"Toroidal inductors.",
"Yeah! I was thinking toroid something ",
"Life ain't nothing but a funny,funny,riddle...........",
"Hey, you don't know me but I believe in you. ",
"Look like some colorful caterpillar ",
"I will never not love this kind of glazing. I don't know what's better, the sheen or the marbling.",
"Noooo......?",
"Is this an open offer to anyone who wants to be powerful or does it need to be cake related? ",
"Lol",
"Beer is fine but a sandwich sounds fucking amazing right now. Walking home I passed a Popeye's and I've never started salivating that heavily over a smell before. ",
"I doubt it but thanks ",
"That's trash music anywhere you go, dude. Source: Latino",
"lick it up",
"After this comment it’s seems pretty clear that marketing shit as a delicacy is a great idea. So many people who just want to eat the shit out of their food ",
"Breakfast, lunch, and dinners' for beginners, you ain't even know. ",
"You mean like live in one?",
"Why are you making 3 gallons of 6 different colours of runny icing Frank?\n\n\nOh I'm just gonna glaze these 4 little deserts.",
"Just keep it inside, learn how to hide your feelings... (About eating shit)",
"r/food and r/unstirredpaint finally met, I see. Someone now needs to make r/unstirredpaintfood a thing now. I would.....but I won't.",
"Caterpillars",
"What's the ring that goes on at the end? Is it another cake? Kinda looks like an orange peel.",
"underrated comment of the day",
"I want to go to there...",
"Username checks out",
"Yeah man! You tell the motherfucker who made these in the first place that he's wrong about something he does for a living. You showed that motherfucker.",
"i nutted when i saw the color, my gawd!!! jesus!!! Where did you learn the combination of colors, its looks dimensional and edible at the same damn time!! #2018 Food goals fasho fasho",
"These are doughnuts, dude",
"Let me show you my bread!",
"This is what I came here to see! :-D",
"Since you have internet, check out what plants in your area are edible?",
"They look like small black holes ...more like cake holes . ",
"Hello fellow Vancouverite! When I first discovered your creations, I was excited to see that you're operating out of Vancouver. I aspire to one day order a cake or pastries from you. Keep up the amazing work. :) ",
"I am not a dude.",
"Especially if these cakes sell for like $5-10 each\n\nEdit: that's if they are doughnut size. If cake size, more like $50",
"haha, *at home!",
"I focus on all padawans. No jedi cake experience required.",
"Dude isn't a gender specific pronoun, bro ",
"I am not your bro.",
"It's called [marble glaze](https://youtu.be/Y4dPavNp60k)",
"If the earth is flat, why are donuts round? It makes no sense!",
"That's not a grill, it's a cooling rack.",
"So they are donuts",
"You don't get it, man.",
"Probably jaspers",
"What's the orange ring around them at the end?",
"I’m not your man, guy.",
"Username checks out.",
"Toronto with edible plants in January seems good.",
"Knee replacement surgery is completely free, but you really have to push your do good to move up on the wait list. Emphasize how it is affecting your quality of life (can't work, can't walk to food bank). My friends that have had knee replacement say it is amazing. Yes, doctors prefer to leave it as long as possible (since the surgery apparently only lasts so long before it has to be redone) but it is amazing to see them get mobility back. And since your life is impacted so much right now, you are an excellent candidate for getting it sooner rather than later. ",
"TIL much much = 25 days",
"Please be sure to spread the word if you do open a shop someday! There can never be too many sweets shops around here",
"I require a metric banana for size comparison.",
"If you don't mind, could you please elaborate on how this isn't a donut? Donuts are deep-fried cake. Mousse- cake is still cake (or is it)?",
"So, donuts?",
"Chuka chuka chuka chuka chuka!",
"CHOCOLATE CHIMICHANGA\n\n... move over choco taco.",
"That's a glazed donut bruh",
"Oh, I thought it was a donut.",
"The most popular man at the nudist colony comes back with a dozen donuts and two coffees",
"Heh heh. He said blown",
"I noticed you didn't take offense to the term \"doughnut\" though huh",
"Manga is a separate subreddit",
"...N... Noo!",
"The cakes are on the \"griddle\"",
"I swear I heard this song earlier today walking through Getsemaní.",
"Hey, I just may...",
"Doughnuts are made from dough. Cake is made from batter.",
"Just go inside and ask if you can speak with a manager. Explain your situation, and ask him if there's anything you can do for some food.",
"its type of decoration",
"We ain't goin nowhere but got suits & cases",
"Oh, wow, these look amazing. Is it just cake inside?",
"... so more flour?",
"These are so beautiful ",
"Life ain't nothing but a funny funny riddle!",
"Mousse layer, fruit layer, biscuit :)",
"It is so beautiful that I can not bear to eat it",
"Don't do much baking, do you?",
"It has a Mousse layer, fruit layer, and biscuit layer.",
"I’ve tried to do this on a cake, but it just absorbed the glaze. How do you do this?",
"flip 'er over and lick the front is a much better endeavor my friend. ",
"Recipe?",
"Aww, I kinda liked it.",
"Dimwit.",
"Nice!",
"I think i just glazed the inside of my pants. Thanks",
"Small cakes = Donuts?",
"Rolled up millipedes\n",
"No recipe and technique for us to try??",
"I teach the technique if you are interested. You can find the link on my profile.",
"thats why they are 12.95 each",
"Would love to know how to make those!!!",
"I eat a bowl of nails for breakfast!",
"Designer Donuts",
"got any pics of a cross-section? very interested.",
"I would shit the eat out of these!",
"Legit looks like beetle grubs lol",
"Very cool, OP.",
"How do you get all the lines so seperate? ",
"On the scale of 1 to 10, how unhealthy are these?\n",
"Beautiful!",
"well they are 10 for being tasty.",
"/r/OddlySatisfying ",
"Let's call a spade a spade!",
"Those look even more delicious than tide pods.",
"Grill? Isn't that a cake rack?",
"Certainly not cakes/sweets. ",
"Looks like TidePods. Yum!!!!!",
"> https://streamable.com/is0ij\n\nr/oddlysatisfying",
"This both incredibly satisfying and disatisfying at the same time - I want it in my face hole.",
"As I have heard, mirror glaze actually tastes pretty bad. But I've never tried it myself, so I don't know personally.",
"I wish they could hold that sheen longer. They're so pretty in pictures, but they lose that mirror gloss so quickly it's barely worth it. ",
"It's cake. Do with that what you will. ",
"Why do people like you immediately have to be negative. They've likely got more experience than you do, and yet someone like you always feels the need to point out what ***might*** be wrong with it. ",
"Could you send me the tray from below the grill?",
"My group of friends had a thing with \"but fucking\" in highschool. It'd go something like, \"Brody's alright, but fucking Carol is a nightmare!\" \"Tell me about it. She must eat nothing but potted meat and pork rinds.\"",
"how did you achieve such beautiful striped patterns? ",
"So how long have you been a trained pâtissier?",
"Millipede rolls",
"Much much without the comma sounds like what he waited 25 days for.",
"Just put the bottle down",
"That was definitely NOT how I thought it would work. Interesting.",
"Where are we meeting?",
"Human centipede longer?",
"I’ll just try to nimbly eat around the shit.",
"these are donuts or mini cakes...",
"Do you have any tips you can share on how to get the mirror finish? ",
"What do you think the hole is for?",
"I have pastry experience, i'm inviting myself over if you don't mind.",
"Who gets to eat scraped up glaze off the sheet pan after?",
"I can’t tell if I’m looking at delicious treats, dangerous items or Vincent van Gogh",
"Close, its Salvador Dali",
"Doughnuts? \n\nAdd: probably not but I am just asking because if I don't i will be curious about this the whole day..",
"Do you make them for humans too?",
"So, not from you?",
"You put more effort into making those cakes than I have put into anything in the last ten years. ",
"These are nothing more than a gimmicky bullshit cake. Using this much glaze is a waste, especially because its not even a normal glaze that can easily be reused. It contains gelatin and white chocolate which will skin over ar some point making it so you have to reheat the glaze, denature it over and over and will, by the 2nd reuse, have an aweful taste. Or you end up throwing it out.\n\nTo top it all off you have to be using some really expensive high end food coloring to achive colors this vibrant, otherwise it tastes like chemicals. So yes this is incredibly wasteful and gimicky, much like the other rediculous food trends going around. Its cost-to-make is so much higher than it needs to be so selling these will be at mark up, and you're inevitably wasting ingredients. I'm so tired of this wasteful trend in food for the sake of esthetic. All so we can share on the interbutt and get muh fake interbutt points on places like instagram, facebook, and reddit...\n\nI see so many people commenting with \"this person does this for a living, so they know what they are doing\" and its bullshit. Argument from authority is a bullshit arguement. Yes I know how this is made, no I dont need to be a professional chef to know this is wastefully gimmicky bullshit.",
"Top Ten Questions Science Still Can’t Answer",
"These are nothing more than a gimmicky bullshit cake. Using this much glaze is a waste, especially because its not even a normal glaze that can easily be reused. It contains gelatin and white chocolate which will skin over ar some point making it so you have to reheat the glaze, denature it over and over and will, by the 2nd reuse, have an aweful taste. Or you end up throwing it out.\n\nTo top it all off you have to be using some really expensive high end food coloring to achive colors this vibrant, otherwise it tastes like chemicals. So yes this is incredibly wasteful and gimicky, much like the other rediculous food trends going around. Its cost-to-make is so much higher than it needs to be so selling these will be at mark up, and you're inevitably wasting ingredients. I'm so tired of this wasteful trend in food for the sake of esthetic. All so we can share on the interbutt and get muh fake interbutt points on places like instagram, facebook, and reddit...\n\nI see so many people commenting with \"this person does this for a living, so they know what they are doing\" and its bullshit. Argument from authority is a bullshit arguement. Yes I know how this is made, no I dont need to be a professional chef to know this is wastefully gimmicky bullshit.",
"23 years",
"but the bakers dozen guy ALWAYS wins!",
"So is reddit. What's your point? That because you don't like it, it has no value? I can't believe I'm saying this, but newsflash, people have autonomy and will enjoy things that you don't. Cake is wasteful, most fine dining is wasteful, baking professionally is completely unnecessary. \n\nCongratulations, you can google a recipe, that doesn't mean your bullshit is worth listening to. ",
"amazing ",
"You know, you make reasonably decent argument that while I don’t agree with, I can see the merit of. Then you say “interbutt” you completely lost me there. Initially I wanted to reply “who shit in your wheeties?” But thought that would do nothing for the conversation, so I decided to tell you what it was that made me want to respond in that way. ",
"Obviously the hole is for playing horse shoes. Winner gets to eat all the tide p... I mean donuts they can handle!",
"Shhhh, it's gonna be okay friend. Just take this shitba... I mean chocolate ball and put it in your mouth. Shhh....",
"The catch is, he isn't holding the donuts with his hands...",
"Insert obligatory comment about cream filling",
"how do you achieve the stripes? just dragging thin strands of other colors over and letting them run? i know how mirror glazing is done, but these stripes are new to me",
"I actually do not take any orders and am only committed to teaching. If you are interested to learn, you can always check out my online teaching videos on my website. My online classes are available worldwide, starting from \"entry level\" with no experience required. Please let me know if you have any more questions.",
"Mousse cakes. Its soft and melts in your mouth.",
"Please come to my temple.",
"I am not quite sure myself.",
"Ingredients, temperature, and technique which I teach.",
"Where do you want to meet?",
"Awesome, I'll check it out. Thanks! ",
"I feel like there should be a bowl under there collecting the runoff. ",
"Thank you, Captain Obvious",
"My point is not that no food can be fancy because waste. My point is that this is OVERLY wasteful for the sake of esthetic and doesnt produce any real value for the person eating it. Just because you saying \"other people get to do what they want\" doesnt mean what they want is stupid. And much lile these cakes, much of it is stupid. Fine dining does not need to be this wasteful and its a shit trend.",
"Looks like you have to waste a lot of glaze.",
"You are welcome, Major Sarcasm.",
"The more the merrier",
"doughnuts on a grate?",
"Preferably somewhere close so I can eat and then go to sleep.\n\n\nBut I'll drive anywhere.",
"Look up mirror glaze. Doing it properly requires icing the cake first",
"Where do I learn?! ",
"I can teach you!"
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My cakes on the grill.
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"Been there. Did this in 2015",
"Did they still have the taser crawl?",
"They did not. ",
"Keep an eye out for my posts. I’ll be posting one of a guy getting the shit tazed out of him."
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The moment before life sucks @ Savage Run Georgia 2013
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"That's not a baby, it's a Sharp Shinned Hawk (adult). They are about 10-14 inches tall fully grown. ",
"Huh, well today I learned. Thanks for the info!",
"She is beautiful though. Is that kind of behaviour common? ",
"What behavior? Chillin in the rain, yes. It is a bit odd to hang out so close to a person's home, however these birds are known for hanging out in back yards and picking off smaller birds from feeders and bird baths. ",
"Yeah this is the porch of my house and my house is surrounded by tall trees. We often throw bird food out for them and this one in particular sticks around. Eventually raccoons started taking over now we have roughly 15 raccoons as more or less pets and this bird. ",
"It was the closeness to humans that got me. They sound pretty opportunistic and clever. ",
"I had a bluejay that would attack it's own reflection in the window; that's the best I've got.",
"He’s adorable. "
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A few of you have feathered friends? I have a baby one who stops visits me.
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"Canada, you guys rock. ",
"I really want to know how many watts that uses.",
"It may be geothermal",
"Bout Tree Fitty",
"I want this so bad on my driveway. Do you have to be Canadian to get this installed?",
"Almost all garage ramps in Canada have this. There's no more effective way to keep the ramps clear, can't plow them really, and it's much more cost effective for operating the building that your building super doesn't have to shovel/snow blow the ramp every day. \n\nOf course they do fail from time to time. My apartment building's ramp heat failed a few years back. They had people come in through the exit because it was a level entrance while they had guys fixing the hydronic heating system pumps. ",
"My dad did a remodel on a bathroom where he installed heaters under the floor so you could step onto a warm floor after a bath. He also installed lights under the granite around the tub so it lit up!\n",
"Yeah Ottawa is *really* cold in the winter and gets a ton of snow. If you drive around the 'burbs in the winter, you'll see all these posts at the end of driveways. Those are to tell the snow clearing service which houses are theirs. There's just too much damn snow all the time to shovel it.\n\nGrew up in Toronto, wife from Nepean.",
"This is correct. Boiler, heat exchanger, circulation pumps.",
"damn",
"Did everyone there forget about snowblowers? ",
"Yep. Been doing the maintenance on the boilers for snowmelt in sun valley this week.",
"You can see how the heating elements are placed. No clear pattern, this bugs me. ",
"Is there a way to retro fit this in an American driveway or will I need to replace the whole thing?",
"If snow blowing your driveway is so easy why do these services exist and why do many people use them?\n\nNot *every* house has said posts, but many do. So just like mowing the lawn, some people do it themselves, some people pay someone. It's a free country natch? (and a lawnmover is a hell of a lot cheaper than a snowblower).",
"Where I'm from the only people who don't clear their own driveway are the elderly. And even then, the plow barely ever shows up within a reasonable timeframe so neighbors just end up doing it. I don't know about you but I can't back down my driveway when there's 2 feet of snow on it... Easier to just snowblow it late at night so I can leave in the morning. Your plow companies must be more efficient. ",
"Nice! I wonder how expensive it is to power ones floor 🤔"
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This parking garage in Ottawa has underground heaters to melt the snow and ice.
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"What the frick??? ",
"Someone please kill this monster",
"You don’t deserve pizza",
"/u/AbrarSalim, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/AbrarSalim&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rbhj5/pizza_anyone/?context=10\\))",
"/u/AbrarSalim, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/AbrarSalim&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rbhj5/pizza_anyone/?context=10\\))"
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Pizza anyone?
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"Now that's what l call a *bird's eye view*!\n...ughh",
"hes telling you to get some curtains",
"On a skylight? "
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Unlike other window birds, mine is a little creep who watches me sleep, etc. from the skylight.
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"Looks like that mogul needs grooming.",
"When you repost someone else's photo within an hour of the original... ",
"This is still at the top of this sub. What's wrong with you?"
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When the panorama goes perfectly
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/r/pics/comments/7rbk7t/when_i_bought_my_house_in_november_i_wondered/
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[
"Saw this and instantly thought of my mother. She loves snow pictures like this!\n\nYour yard is beautiful! Amazing picture. ",
"Thank you so much! I sent this picture to my mom last night and her reply was \"Holy shit!\". She never curses. ",
"Well that's effing magical",
"This is amazing",
"Now just put on this dress and start singing... ",
"Wow your house is tiny",
"haha!",
"Cozy as all fucks",
"Absolutely gorgeous! ",
"Thank you! I think so too. ",
"Just behind this picture I have an outdoor fireplace and cedar overhang porch. Very cozy!",
"Mr Tumnus?",
"By the way \"pardon my french\"(i dont know why thats a saying, but my mom always said it)!\n\nAre you able to use the fireplace comfortably during winter? ",
"The fireplace puts off a good amount of heat. I also have one of those tower propane heaters that helps to warm the outdoor space and also a nifty little heater that is supposed to fit around the pole of an outside umbrella that I fashioned around a dowl rod that I put through my outside table. This umbrella heater puts off a decent amount of warmth just above you as you're sitting at the table. A bit messy looking but functionally it was the best I could do in a pinch until we get actual outdoor heaters installed. \n\nhttps://ibb.co/eH58cR - A pic I just took of the outdoor space and heaters/fireplace. \n\nIt is open air so no amount of heat will keep you completely toasty but we did spend hours at a time out there at new years with a really hot fire for a few hours at a time and enjoyed ourselves. ",
"Like a house from Harry Potter! ",
"Ahh this looks amazing, well done.\n\n\nSadly i live in Australia, where you cannot afford to buy a house.",
"Very nice garden, but the lighting really is just pollution.",
"Surprisingly the LED lighting requires very minimal wattage. I'm as green as possible too. ",
"I was just thinking about light pollution. ",
"Ambiance my friend. Scotch and leather bound books. ",
"Wow I could sit out there with my bong all night. Really neat back yard",
"As a landscape lighting installer, this pleases me. ",
"Where is this?! ",
"Your username is amazing",
"I concur good bro. https://ibb.co/fLKwgm\n",
"South Carolina",
"A high school friend of mine used to say this all the time. An omage to my younger days! ",
"Haha heck yeah man. Congrats on the House, enjoy it :) I can’t wait until the day where I’ve found out where I want to settle down and get a house !",
"Incredible. You're living my dream. All I want is a nice backyard like that to chill outside at night.",
"Stop showing off. ",
"https://media.giphy.com/media/pCO5tKdP22RC8/giphy.gif",
"You have a storybook yard. Love it! Congrats on the purchase and enjoy the view :)",
"I also wondered what my backyard would look like in snowfall, then I remembered I live in Texas, where it might snow but melts as soon as it hits the scorching earth. ",
"why do you live in a shed?",
"That's funny, when I bought my house the whole yard was covered in snow and I wondered/worried what it would look like after it all melted. I was more \"meh\" about it.",
"I felt the backyard was nice enough to make the sacrifice. The shed is quite cozy. There's even a spot where I store my yard tools and lawnmower. ",
"To be fair, when the snow melts and my yard turns to muck and mud I'll probably be in the same boat. ;)",
"Haha! True story! Big fan of Texas here - hill country around New Braunfels is my happy place. ",
"Thanks so much! My fiance and I are enjoying it as much as possible. Looking out our back window is a treat everyday.",
"I will right after you come and enjoy a Scotch and a Ribeye off the grill! Medium rare of course.",
"Wondering about the snow? We usually have seen a foot or two by october easily.",
"Wow. Very pretty!",
"ATX myself, saw some sleet this past weekend... that was it",
"Where'd you source that much confectionery sugar?",
"What a amazing house!",
"I prefer to do my sacrifices in the basement. But I see your point, the shed already has the shovel and a natural access to the backyard.",
"Wasnt Salsa Starch married underneath that weirwood tree at that place Winterhell?",
"I am also not disappointed with your backyard.",
"How much does a house like this cost in the US? I'm just wondering because here in Switzerland I couldn't afford to buy even a tiny house...",
"That is sexy.",
"It's gorgeous it looks like a painting.",
"Wow, that's beautiful, where is it tough? What country. Hope the inside of your house is as nice as the outside :)",
"It honestly depends where in the country you are. Utah where I live you're maybe paying 300k+ depending on location and size of the house and property. But it really varies by city and state. ",
"The phrase \"pardon my french\" was apparently started in early-19th century England (possibly earlier), as something people would say before sprinkling french words into their speech to sound fancy, but really meaning \"sorry you're such a peasant you probably aren't familiar with the french word I'm about to use\". \n \nThis phrase was then appropriated to warn others that you're going to use a swear word, because the english like to attribute negative or unclassy behaviors to the french. They're cheeky fuckers like that.",
"Do you feel the propane space heater tower works well? I have heard mix reviews on these. Thanks",
"!dreambot[10][x2]",
"We live in South Carolina. Not a lot of snow here. ",
"In the low to mid $400's for roughly 4k sq ft and the backyard came the way it is. The previous homeowner said the landscaping and cedar porch/fireplace was about a $70k project. ",
"It's honestly my least favorite heat option. You've got to be right up against to feel anything off of it. ",
"Thank you! Usa. South Carolina",
"Thank you for saying so!",
"Aaand I have a new background on my desktop. :D",
"Wow im in awe...beautiful house, beautiful picture :)",
"Cozy place!"
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When I bought my house in November I wondered what the backyard might look like after a snowfall. Was not disappointed.
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[
"This is adorable ",
"I think it's pretty obvious who the coolest and cutest of these girls are. Cuteness overload! I'll have to talk my wife and two girls into doing something like this.",
"THIS! This made my day! So perfect.",
"Nice set! Looked like fun.",
"This is how you parent , good job, have fun, enjoy life"
] | 5 |
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This mom having fun with her two daughters and photoshoots
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/r/pics/comments/7rbndm/this_is_an_elasmotherium_a_big_hairy_unicorn_that/
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[
"my horn can pierce the sky, damn",
"Soy gay",
"But which tasted better: this or wooly mammoths?",
"A shame they aren't alive today. Imagine the boner that horn could give if you grind it up and snort it!",
"a distant relative of the modern day erumpent",
"Told you they were real.",
"I’m getting hard just thinking about it.",
"Really nice",
"Cielasmotherium",
"Nature was and is metal as hell!",
"Every museum I go to they have sculptures like the mammoth and saber tooth tigers look majestic as fuck. Why they sculpted this creature to look like the rebel alliance used harpoons and tow cables and went for their legs?",
"Do you work with him? And what floor do you work on?",
"You would be really horny",
"Clearly it went extinct because it couldn't lift its head.",
"While this isn’t an example of an ice age animal that went extinct due to humans, most of them did.\n\nMostly because increased human activity seems to be the only consistent factor between the different times each continent lost its ice age animals. \n\nhttp://onlinelibrary.wiley.com/doi/10.1111/ecog.01566/abstract",
"u/melivora_capensis",
"Real unicorns have curves.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=66gSvNeqevg",
"Your mom got her dildo stuck on her head.",
"There are tons of them in Borean Tundra.",
"Maybe it was the position they found the remains in?",
"It's the Crumple-Horned Snorkack!",
"Nope, however uniHORNS obviously a real thing",
"My guess would be that he's intended to look like he's charging or lunging. Whether they pulled off that effect is up to the viewer. ",
"Screw the mammoths, let's bring those back.",
"I looks like a sculpture of a child’s drawing of a rhino, and the child only cared about how the horn looked and got lazy with the legs. ",
"Back then the average life expectancy was about thirty. Boners were not a problem. Shit like this could run over you at any moment. Everyone was just hard all day. ",
"We need to Jurassic Park this thing ASAP! ",
"Your ancestors probably wiped them out already...",
"It's worth noting that this horn structure is speculative, since it was made of keratin and not bone, and doesn't fossilize.",
"Are you sure its an Elasmotherium? Looks a lot like an [Erumpent](http://harrypotter.wikia.com/wiki/Erumpent).",
"Business Idea: help totally straight people get erect by making them think of phallic animals' horns and the powder they could snort",
"That statement is a funny a F*ck.\n\nI also wonder what 'evolution' environment prompted the need to grow that large ass head horn? Maybe it was needed to lift up the thorny branches of a giant bush to get to the 'Smurfberries' underneath?",
"Uglat to Cronk -- gimme beeg spear!",
"Really!? I thought they went extinct. That's great they're making a come back. \n\n/s ",
"\"If it weren't for my horse....\"",
"The Snozzberries taste like SNOZZBERRIES!",
"You know, I wonder if this damn creature could even smell? The adaptation maybe to become more efficient at lifting bushes, rocks, logs, etc., just looking for something to eat. Goddamn it, where's those snozzberries, root, root, dig, dig, etc.",
"That thing is right out of the Monster Manual.",
"...you would've finished college?",
"Your speculation isn't far off. There three major theories: 1) defense against predators, 2) attracting mates and/or deterring sexual competitors, and 3) sweeping away snow and digging through roots and rubble for food.\n\nThey're probably all correct to some degree, but my money is on #2. Never underestimate how far a mammal will go to win a dick-measuring contest.",
"Funny; I started to say not practical for #2, but the desire to mate might foster a male to evolve or do anything. I was thinking more along the line of a big horn beetle.",
"Im supposed to believe humans hunted this animal to extinction as well? ",
"Well there we go, unicorns were real. Mystery solved. ",
"If this is a unicorn [Beluga whales are definitely mermaids ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4g31ap/beluga_whales_no_wonder_sailors_often_mistook/) ",
"*because of high infant mortality. ",
"you can see the jpeg has gotten shittier from the last repost",
"Worst. Hat. Ever. ",
"Id have to guess there would be substantial evidence from the bone supporting it though no?",
"Oh...And Unicorns are a fantasy. ",
"Indeed, death before age 15 flaws the ALE numbers. You make it past 15 back then you could live to 70 years of age. We have found ancient men of advanced age. But the most common cause of death for adults at the time was not disease or starvation. It was, in fact, external injury. Not necessarily from big horney beasts. Often it was from other humans. The vagaries of life, and even then, why can't we all just get along. ",
"No wonder it went extinct, its horn wasn’t big enough. ",
"r/natureismetal",
"phew, for a minute the title had me thinking this was a new cryptocurrency",
"That's reasonable. Growing and then hauling around a huge ass horn is def. impractical. Plus it seems kinda try-hard, imo.",
"No even just Mammals tho bro. Have you seen the shit birds do to attract mates? Even fish.",
"Right. Snort it. Not that I was thinking of the massive boner I'd have grinding on it while riding it into battle...",
"well now I can imagine riding a unicorn into battle and not look silly in the prosses",
"Yea, it's not based on nothing. Modern animals are taken into account, plus a bony nub on the fossil...i don't know much about it but I think Wikipedia would be sufficient if you were curious. But still, it's just an educated guess with some artistic license. That's one of the super fun things about prehistoric creatures",
"Wasn't this just at the top of all like a couple weeks ago?",
"Assuming the depiction is the actual size, no wonder this thing is extinct. It would take at least a month for this guy to turn his head for a suspicious sound.",
"And then there are those stupid \"ethical\" reasons to not resurrect these awesome creatures. ",
"That should be reasonably straightforward. I'm in!",
"That sounds like a great topic to casually mention in conversation with people you just met. \"So... did you see the big hairy unicorn? No? Would you like to see it?\" (The other person starts retreating towards the nearest exit.)\n",
"Every once in a while Reddit is so meta that it actually makes me LOL. This was one of those times. Flawless.",
"The feathers and colorings of male peacooks aren't very practical for anything other than attracting female peacocks. There are tons of animals with extravagant colorings or other features that really stand out, but that are impractical or could make them an easier target. The increased risks weren't large enough to offset the increase in mating potential that resulted from these features, which led to those features being selected for.",
"judging by the look on its face it died on a monday.",
"IT'S SO FLUFFY!!! 😄😍😆",
"Horny",
"How could it produce and function with a horn THAT big. It seems almost cartoonishly big. Is there anyone out there who knows?",
"[Yeah, there's a pretty wide variety of horn length when you image search.](https://www.google.ie/search?q=Elasmotherium&safe=off&rlz=1C1GGRV_enIE754IE754&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiW69KKleTYAhUIAsAKHYlUBm4Q_AUICigB&biw=850&bih=751&dpr=1.25)",
"In other words, Rob Liefeld tries to draw a Rhino. ",
"Been saying it for years: /r/Empiredidnothingwrong",
"Sabertooths, Mammoth tusks, that deer with the gigantic antlers,... this thing's horn...Can anyone explain to me why the ice age had so many extreme looking animals?",
"I wonder if they would have been better with a St. Louis sauce or more low-country mustard sauce. ",
"Holy shit that's huge",
" “The use of the horn and whether or not there was one, and how large, have been popular topics.”\n\n-Wikipedia"
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This is an Elasmotherium, a big hairy "unicorn" that went extinct around 29,000 years ago
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[
"Man the Wachowski sisters have *really* let themselves go.",
"Nice to see Albus and Aberforth have settled their differences. ",
"If I ever need a cane I will definitely be investing in a bitchin' accessory pouch.",
"A-HOW HOW HOW",
"When you reach that point in life where the first thing you do when you roll out of bed is to find your cane and take some pills before putting on your cheap sunglasses.",
"It’s zztop. "
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Matrix twins been glitching for awhile.
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[
"This is just breathtaking ",
"Yea, I'm sure I stood there for ten minutes straight just staring ",
"Gorgeous colors. It's like a painting!",
"Looks like another planet. Excellent pic. "
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Took this back on December. Piedras Rojas, Atacama, Chile.
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"Except that doesn't kill you (I think)",
"I see meme on the packaging.",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thrills"
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The original Tide Pod challenge
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[
"I love the shadow",
"Of the three dogs pictured, which one it your favorite???",
"How hot exactly is it, matey? \n\nThat’s my attempt at talking Australian. Put another shrimp on the barbie governor!!",
"Today it got to about 43 degrees"
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It’s very hot here in Australia atm. My dogs really love their trips across the road to play under the sprinklers
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[
"That’s what you call a 99% plant based diet.",
"This guy has a mini fridge for every color of the rainbow. ",
"Far too much grape going on in this fridge....",
"Could you make a satisfying cooked meal out of any of these? All I see are side dishes. \n\n\nThe lack of green onions in the fridge means it’s gonna taste bland as shit. \n\n\nLet’s assume you can only use salt, pepper, and any vegetables oil to cook with. ",
"I'd make guac, steam broccoli, pan fry zucchini with dill. And a nice 16oz steak for garnish. ",
"The next day half of it had gone bad in the fridge and had to be thrown out."
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Don't forget to eat your greens
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[
"Here's another angle from the 4th Floor landing https://i.imgur.com/Q2qLK4z.jpg",
"That is too funny! And awesome.",
"How does he get up there? ",
"I don't know. At first I was worried, but it comes and goes seasonally. I think it's a girl, and I was hoping it had a nest on the roof. But, I guess it just likes hanging out. It taps and warbles if it knows I'm there.\n\nI think this is the boyfriend https://imgur.com/gallery/J653M",
"That's so cool! I would never suspect turkeys wanting to hang out on roofs, they're not great at flying. \n\nIt would be awesome if they had little turkeys :)",
"Does he fly around or just stay there? Is he domesticated or wild? Are you hosting Thanksgiving this year?",
"They fly well enough to get high into trees to sleep at night. ",
"Huh. [TIL](https://i.imgur.com/1iqijfY.jpg). ",
"Do you see those flappy, feathery limbs it has on its sides?",
"I have come to hate turkeys. Your friend has at least picked a good spot. Perhaps female turkeys are better? I don't know.\n\nAt my work we have a couple Toms that walk around. They've been known to chase some of the women. The worst part though is that they will stare at their reflections in the glass doors for hours. They'll pace back and forth shitting, then stepping in and spreading their shit all over the ground in front of the doors.\n\nEver see turkey shit? I don't know if turkeys in other areas have a better diet, but apparently the diet of an office park turkey leads to having shit that resembles road tar. Both in the visual sense and in texture. How do I know about the texture? Someone has to clean it up, and that someone is me.\n\nThanksgiving was quite cathartic this year.",
"I thought turkeys couldn't fly. Turns out the wild ones still can. ",
"Make #rwindowfriends",
"As God I my witness thought turkey's could fly...",
"And you know that your work IS greatly appreciated by more than you think. Thank you!",
"I was going to post a link to the YouTube video of that, but I didn't think many redditors would recognize the show. \n\nBut that's exactly where I got the impression that they couldn't...",
"Just hangs around for days. Then secretly leaves and mills around in the parking lot and walking paths behind the office. I've never witnessed her coming or going. The first visit I was afraid she was stuck. We were researching who to call for a rescue.\n\nThey are totally wild. It's cool because I work right outside of downtown in a very large city. But, there is greenbelt behind the office. \n\nThey've survived 3 Thanksgivings that I've see so far.",
"That's great.",
"That's great.",
"My boyfriend saw my turkey on theChive. Lol. "
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I Also Have a Friend At My (4th Floor) Window - What A Turkey
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"Pictured: JDM Diesel Land Cruisers, legally imported and customized. All Right Hand Drive. HZJ77 + BJ74 + HDJ81\n\nPhoto by: Devon Burton \n\n* Instagram: @devon_burton\n* Web: devonburton.com\n\nFor Yota Imports\n\n* Instagram: @yotaimports\n* Web: yotaimports.com",
"Haha, not quite. A dog, labradoodle to be exact.",
"I can see why, especially since he's looking away.",
"Best cars traveling. ",
"Agreed!"
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Take me back to Joshua tree.
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[
"You sure that's not the BOSS?",
"Hate when people come to my office to hawk their wares.",
"Where the hell do you people get these birds?! I can't even get my cat to look at me ",
"Was it just me or did the thumbnail look like a woman facing away from the camera with a fancy updo and ombre hair?\n\nI need glasses.",
"Yes, I clicked on it to see the detail of her hair and was very confused by the beak.",
"But what floor is he on?",
"Where do all you raptors-on-ledges picture-people live where there are all these 10 story plus office buildings surrounded by empty parking lots, fields, trees, multi-lane roads with islands, and one-story gas stations and strip malls and stuff? Around here (New England) usually if there's a 10+ story building, it's in a dense cluster of other tall buildings, not just sticking up out of nowhere...There is one exception I can think of, which is Foxwoods in CT, and that's because of the limited size of the native reservation it's on. Other than that, I'm amazed these places with random towers exist. You'd think you'd just build a sprawling Wal-Mart style building instead in a spot where there's so much open land.\n\n",
"Hawkward. ",
"Sam Eagle IRL",
"He looks like he is criticizing mom’s methods.\n\n“Janet, You’re collating all wrong. Nonono the BLUE copy goes to the receiving department. GODAMMIT JANET WHY DID YOU USE SO MANY STAPLES?!”",
"Pretty boy"
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My mom also has a curious office friend
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[
"This is fairly emotive. ",
"This is so sad. ",
"What makes you say it's a baby?",
"Don't bother attacking the albatross. They might drop a ton of loot when you slay them but it's all rubbish.",
"Wow. This is truly sad. I can we stop this from continuing? Why don't we just shoot our garbage into space?",
"His drive for karma.",
"The Rime of the Plastic Mariner",
"r/outside",
"Because it would require a shitload of energy, which exceeds the required effort to collect and recycle stuff by magnitudes. \n\nAn Ariane 5 rocket needs ~230 tonns of fuel to carry ~10 tonns to space.",
"So no wind, tides or predators destroyed this? I call bullshit ",
"I say we do it.",
"Fuck this makes me feel sad",
"Ok :-(",
"Plus they can infect you with a persistent debuff to your luck stat. Never worth it.",
"Proper recycling for these things exists it's just that most of the world doesn't give enough of a damn to do it. In parts of Asia you have literally rivers of trash flowing into the ocean.",
"IIRC, this pic was eventually exposed as an art project by an environmentalist. ",
"How I fear my Basset Hound's stomach looks like--- she's too damn curious for her own good and has swallowed small plastic things, small rocks, and even a screw. By the time I notice it's too late. \nThis is definitely sad.",
"Dumb. ",
"Actually this sort of thing happens all the time, even if this particular image is fake.",
"What is my purpose? \n\nYou bring the plastic.\n\nOh my God. ",
"Get an xray at the vet. She'll seem fine until she isn't and anyway, if her tummy looks like this inside then she's suffering.",
"Someone [said that](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xp5lb/why_we_should_be_recycling_every_tiny_piece_of/c5odxw8/) the [last time it was posted](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xp5lb/why_we_should_be_recycling_every_tiny_piece_of/). There was a response to that which I think [debunked that claim](https://www.reddit.com/r/WTF/comments/xp5lb/why_we_should_be_recycling_every_tiny_piece_of/c5ogg5z/):\n\n> THE PHOTOS ARE REAL AND FROM MIDWAY ISLAND IN THE CENTER OF THE PACIFIC OCEAN.\n\n> [here's a video of the photographer cutting apart one of the birds](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bRZm9AYSuU)\n\n> Now that you've been corrected, you have a responsibility to edit or delete your post so people won't see it as the top comment and disregard the photos.\n\n> [From the photographer's website:](http://www.chrisjordan.com/gallery/midway/#about)\n\n>> On Midway Atoll, a remote cluster of islands more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent, the detritus of our mass consumption surfaces in an astonishing place: inside the stomachs of thousands of dead baby albatrosses. The nesting chicks are fed lethal quantities of plastic by their parents, who mistake the floating trash for food as they forage over the vast polluted Pacific Ocean.\n\n>> For me, kneeling over their carcasses is like looking into a macabre mirror. These birds reflect back an appallingly emblematic result of the collective trance of our consumerism and runaway industrial growth. Like the albatross, we first-world humans find ourselves lacking the ability to discern anymore what is nourishing from what is toxic to our lives and our spirits. Choked to death on our waste, the mythical albatross calls upon us to recognize that our greatest challenge lies not out there, but in here.\n\n>>~cj, Seattle, February 2011 \n\n>If you \"google it,\" (bird plastic stomach; bird plastic stomach art; and bird plastic stomach fake) you find no indication that the photos were faked or staged in any way and pages worth of sources indicating that they are real and that plastic ingestion by birds is a well documented phenomenon. The photographer is currently working on a documentary on the subject. Just because his website says art photographer doesn't mean he constructs everything he photographs.\n\n",
"Size relative to the plastic bits. An adult albatros can have a wingspan of 3.5m (11 ft).",
"I don't know if I should down vote the comment you're correcting because it's wrong or upvote it so people can see your comment debunking it. ",
"Geesh that poor fella is more plastic than bird",
"Don't think this is real.",
"Even Chris Jordan acknowledges it as a project from 2009 on his website Chrisjordan.com\n\nSo don’t see why I would correct it. It’s interesting though as this cut and paste paragraph mentions a google search and those google searches overwhelmingly produce two types of results: first images of his pictures from his website and second, editorials about plastic in the ocean that use his pictures. \n\nDon’t you think it’s strange that this guy who took these pictures 8 years ago or so is the source of photographic evidence we have of this phenomenon?\n\nDon’t get me wrong. I don’t deny for a second the environmental hazard potential of plastic. \n\nThe video of the dissection isn’t all that compelling if you are skeptical of his motives. The bird was obviously not in situ. He did not show the bird from other angles, and while it’s organs were disintegrated, it’s feathers were clean. \n\nNot saying he’s a charlatan, but your copy pasta reply along with his style of promotion makes me feel fine with leaving my original comment unedited. \n\n\nThanks for your advice. ",
"I disapprove of this. ",
"Please repost this as a separate thread so it can get the recognition it deserves. ",
"Damn, the smug is strong with elee0228, huh? ",
"Oof",
"... I'm pretty sure that person was just posting someone else's comment, not correcting you. No need to be defensive mate",
"Oh ffs it was someone else's comment they posted! Yeesh",
"I’m a girl and the answer is- that’s the label on photograph by the artist. But go off, I guess? ",
"Hey! Thanks for the info! I actually hadn’t seen the original post or really followed up on these photos after seeing them in an article. I’ve spent a lot of time working outdoors and I’ve seen similar situations, and so I hadn’t really thought twice about this situation being real. Though, in fairness most of the plastic I’ve found in and around corpses has been far less colorful. It is good to note, for the purposes of intellectual honesty, that this is an art project, and so I appreciate you educating me. \n\nI would just like to caution anyone who wants to discard this photo as dishonest because it is very reflective of an unfortunate reality. ",
"Go off?\n\nI really don't care if you're a he or a she.",
":-(",
"The \"about\" information from his website is interesting. [http://www.chrisjordan.com/gallery/midway/#about](http://www.chrisjordan.com/gallery/midway/#about)\n\n*On Midway Atoll, a remote cluster of islands more than 2000 miles from the nearest continent, the detritus of our mass consumption surfaces in an astonishing place: inside the stomachs of thousands of dead baby albatrosses. The nesting chicks are fed lethal quantities of plastic by their parents, who mistake the floating trash for food as they forage over the vast polluted Pacific Ocean.*\n\n*For me, kneeling over their carcasses is like looking into a macabre mirror. These birds reflect back an appallingly emblematic result of the collective trance of our consumerism and runaway industrial growth. Like the albatross, we first-world humans find ourselves lacking the ability to discern anymore what is nourishing from what is toxic to our lives and our spirits. Choked to death on our waste, the mythical albatross calls upon us to recognize that our greatest challenge lies not out there, but in here.*\n\nUnfortunately WayBackMachine won't let me see what it said anytime in the past due to the way to the website is set up and how it didn't archive it, but there are snapshots since the end of 2010.\n\nThe birds themselves seem pretty damn mature for being in the \"nesting\" phase. Art project? I have no idea. Though every bird does seem to have relatively the same amount of plastic in each of them.",
"The video suggests that birds do, in fact, eat plastic and likely this was the cause of death, but this picture looks like it was constructed into a photo. Otherwise, how did almost the entire bird decay, but the feathers haven't blown away? Also, the absence of bones.",
"I think the movie is called Albatross now?\n",
"> Here's a pic of my ground floor feathered friend : (",
"I've been to Midway and personally taken part in bird dissections. Young albatrosses that do not yet have the ability to vomit frequently starve to death with stomachs full of plastic. These carcasses rot away with the offending plastic long outlasting the rest of the bird. I've taken similar photos, but NOAA owns them and I cannot post them here. That's why places like Laysan and Lisianski, that have never been inhabited by people, are covered with a confetti-like littering of plastic from the millions of birds that died there. If he faked the photos, he didn't have to.",
"He cut it apart.",
"It was also faked. That isn't to say the birds don't eat the plastic, and then die. They do, and it's sad, but this particular photo, from what I recall, the bird carcass is real, but the plastic was collected along the beach and placed there.\n\nEdit: /u/cheeksmear provided video evidence that alludes to the idea that the photo might not have been staged, you see him perform a necropsy, and the inside of the bird looks similar to what was found in the photo. It's possible that the bird in OPs photo isn in an area where it's protected from wind and water, and thus isn't fake.",
"The saddest pic on reddit.",
"That's called unnatural selection I believe...",
"That had died from the plastic it ate.",
"Any evidence of Erheart in there?",
"Also, it has feathers. Don't babies still have down before they molt? Not a baby.",
"IDIOT!",
"To many tide pods",
"Person that didn't agree with me? Pollution wasn't the reason for him ingesting plastic and dying? ",
"That'll teach'em. ",
"You are wrong. Please verify your statements before making accusations of falsehood.\n\nHere is a study about bird consumption of plastic:\nhttp://www.abc.net.au/news/2016-09-01/sea-birds-eating-rubbish,-uq-study-of-dead-birds-finds/7806242\n\nHere is the photographer himself dissecting a dead bird:\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_bRZm9AYSuU\n\nHere is a more detailed description of his art project:\nhttp://blog.honoluluacademy.org/the-grief-ritual-photographer-chris-jordan-on-his-midway-project-and-the-amazingness-of-albatrosses/\n\nSince your comment is currently at the top of the discussion, I'd appreciate it if you edited it to reflect the truth. Thanks!",
"I just got the reference ",
"Well..Fredo was weak and stupid! He shouldn’t have eaten that key!",
"Fake news",
"The bird in the photo that OP posted isn't the same bird as in that video. \n\nThat said, I am willing to edit my comment to reflect that it might be possible the photo wasn't staged, due to what was found in the video.\n",
"Vet here on a pacific island here where baby albatross are endangered. \n\nI've personally removed loads of plastic from the stomachs of juvenile birds that aren't thriving. Their mothers are literally feeding them these bits of plastic that cause obstruction and failure to thrive despite intensive rehabilitation and force feeding. Surgery on these young sickly birds is precarious and the population is dwindling. They are killing themselves because of what we have put into the oceans.",
"This is Reddit dammit! Don't let OP bully you with links and sources. Stand up for yourself, call OP's mom a whore, show some god-damned pride!",
"Sorry, I'm Canadian, no Rock, Flag, and Eagle here. Science made me its bitch.",
"So it WAS constructed? He cut it apart and then place the components as they are depicted?",
"Thanks again",
"On the bright side, looks like those birds are cleaning some of the plastic off the beach. ",
"Plastic the roll tide of albatross. ",
"This is more r/WTF worthy to me",
"Looks more like he's just dumped a bunch of plastic on it and then took a picture",
"Your admission of the lack of Rock in Canada explains Nickel Back a little more to me. \n\nThank you both for the civil corrections. ",
"Wait... This is fake right... If not, holy crap",
"Would it be possible in any way for nature to evolve or adapt to the point to where it can combat the pollution on its own? While there are still people here doing this shit that is ",
"Apparently science isn’t your strong suit because there is no evidence to back your assertion that this was faked.",
"maybe it died of natural causes and someone was using the carcass as a plastic gathering purse?",
"Birds should just stop eating plastic. Lel ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"I was stationed on Midway Isle 1972 for a year. Laysan Albatross were everywhere. Had to golf around them cuz they wouldn't move. ",
"He cut it apart and took a picture of the insides, I don't know why it matters of the feathers are placed artistically or not",
"Oh, ffs, so what? That just means they're BOTH smug. Got anything else? ",
"Well the pictures certainly look very arranged but I guess that's allowed when it's an art project and not a scientific study.",
"Did you even read the comment? They were just providing a timeline of what they noted from the last time this was posted, they literally never said they agreed with one point or the other.",
"Is this keeping you awake at night? You seem to be taking this personally. Anyway, do you post other people's comments you don't agree with? ",
"Talk about being smug...",
"lol, no, nothing smug about what I said, you just didn't want to answer my question, so you made a lame attempt at dodging it. Answer my question. Do you post other people's comments you don't agree with? ",
"They posted CONTEXT you utter nut job. Read the whole damn post and quit being obtuse.",
"It seems you are taking this personally. They posted CONTEXT that they AGREED with. Do you ever post CONTEXT that YOU don't AGREE with? geez... Just answer the question and stop your lame attempts at dodging it... ",
"Is your brain that far fucked? They didn't say a single time they agreed with it, just that there were comments that potentially debunked the original claim. Then they posted references to their statement. Yes, I would do that, because it's called having a conversation based on previously obtained knowledge. Get a life creep, seriously.",
"lol... Got your feelings involved in this one, huh? Hey, look, that's never a good idea when you're having a conversation in a comment section. Your feelings will cause you to overlook things that actually matter. Hey, wait, you're not new to the internet, are you? Maybe your reading comprehension skills could use some work? I don't know, I'm just spit ballin' here... Anyway, relax, cupcake. This is just the internet. Ha, 'get a life, creep'... Love it! So classic! Anyway, our conversation has reached an end. However, I'll allow you to have the last word as you won't be hearing from me again. If you must reply, and I'm sure you feel like you must, please make it good, okay? You know, maybe something original! Good luck! : )"
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A baby albatross decaying around the plastic it ate. (Midway Island)
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[
"What stupid fucking rims. ",
"And for some reason they are everywhere in Houston.",
"As someone from Houston, I couldn't agree more. I can understand them for some \"show cars\" but there are a massive amount of shitty vehicles on the road with these, some of which stick out even further than this. It seems like a road hazard to me.",
"Really? Why is that? Is it a cowboy thing? I’m from Ontario Canada so I don’t know about Houston, or cowboys. Or rims either really. ",
"No idea. I lived near Houston and saw them all the time. It was only through reddit I found out that they weren't everywhere.",
"I can say with confidence that it is most definitely NOT a cowboy thing... ",
"They're called \"swangas\". It's not even remotely a cowboy thing. They're a hip hop thing.",
"/u/beigemore, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/beigemore&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rby9i/when_houston_freezes_over/?context=10\\))"
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When Houston Freezes Over
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/r/pics/comments/7rbzrn/i_did_it_i_finally_did_it_this_is_still_coolright/
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[
"Using your phone while driving isn't, but that is funny.",
"No, it's not. ",
"Yeah sorry man, boobs are not cool. ",
"Yeah, looks like he's on the motorway/freeway judging by that speed. Should probably have done some city driving if he really wanted that photo so he could park when it clocked over.",
"That's it, that car is now useless. Time to buy a new car and drive it till you touch 80085 miles and post a pic.",
"Do it for the karma bro!!!",
"I guess Reddit Karma counts as something to put on your résumé.",
"It's a requirement for most jobs",
"Now take a picture with your car turned off and post it to Onoff",
"If this ever stops being cool I am going to drive me car off a cliff at 80,084 on the odometer ",
"I knew I was gonna be called out on that...err well my wife did anyways, who was taking the pic BTW",
"O'Doyle rules!!!",
"We had this joke in elementary school that you did on a calculator that went like this:\n\nThis girl had 69 boobs and that was 222 many boobs so she went to 51st Street to see Dr. X and he 8 them all. Then she was \"boobless\"\n\n6922251 * 8 = 55378008",
"Ah, I forgot about that one! Here's another one, it's horrible now that I'm an adult. \n\n - 1 girl, 16 years old, she does 69 guys 3 times each, they said she's pretty \"loose\". \n\n11669 * 3 = 35007",
"We were in the middle of a 7 hour road trip with kids in the car. I wasn't about to waste any time on the side of the road & my wife took the pic so nothing dangerous about this.",
"That's a pretty good photo for one a passenger took. Dead on through the steering wheel. Quite frankly that might be even more dangerous with how much she'd have to lean over.",
"Conspiracies everywhere. ",
"Just say its a self driving car."
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I did it! I finally did it! This is still cool...right?
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/r/pics/comments/7rc16w/this_guy_was_hanging_out_in_my_yard_and_took_off/
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[
"I think it's a Coopers Hawk.",
"Quick left hook to the beak ",
"do you wear a toupee",
"I was going to say Red-shouldered. What do you think?"
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This guy was hanging out in my yard and took off right at me.
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/r/pics/comments/7rc1g0/fire_flips_the_bird_to_taco_bell_it_is_burning/
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[
"They're just playing my mixtape ",
"The fire sauce strikes again!",
"r/mildlyinteresting",
"Fire at the disco! Fire at the...TACO BELL!"
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Fire flips the bird to Taco Bell it is burning down.
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/r/pics/comments/7rc27i/36_years_later_and_my_dad_finally_decided_it_was/
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[
"Do it right, do it light. Do it wrong, do it long.",
"I guess he didn't trust Trump either.",
"Didn’t want the ol’DACA boot eh?",
"The caption should really read “ after 36 years he finally distrusted the president enough to get his citizenship” ",
"Anybody who can pass clean can be a citizen. Welcome to making it real. This is all we ask. "
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36 years later and my dad finally decided it was time to become a citizen of the USA.
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[
"Cute",
"Sir, do you have a moment to talk about warmth and kindness, and perhaps some food? ",
"I’m so jealous of these feathered friend pix. All I get are pigeons who stop by to have loud sex, often when Im on a work call which I have to put on hold so I can bang on the window.\n\nRather have a majestic bird silently judging me than these loud banging dirty birds.",
"Funny thing is he was staring at the cat. Not sure if he was afraid of it or trying to decide if it was small enough to eat.",
"You should post a picture before this bird karma trend runs out. All these other birds are just standing there. ",
"saving it for /r/birdporn",
"You could be the first post! \n\nWeird that r/birdporn has been around 5 years without a single bird porn post. Or a post of any kind, for that matter. ",
"There should be a sub for baby owls.",
"I wonder what it tastes like.",
"Awhhhhh!!!/$;!,!$::!!:: ",
"Baby Barred owl!",
"I'm jealous of the pigeons having loud sex",
"tell me about it 😒",
"If you didn't have to Google that to identify what kind of owl that was I am thoroughly impressed.",
"I didn’t! I’m a professional videographer but I do a lot of landscape/wildlife photography as a hobby. Owls are so interesting and beautiful to me so I’ve researched them a lot trying to find them to photograph. I have yet to find one I’ve been able to photograph unfortunately though:( \n\nEdit: in case you wondered, I was able to identify him by his big brown eyes (yes, they’re brown not black) and the brown “Bars” in his feather pattern",
"Ahhh! Baby owl ❤️❤️\nMy family recently got some property and last winter a big old white/grey owl was perched on their fence in the back yard. Easily the best day ever, have only seen the own once since that moment."
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A baby feathered visitor says hello!
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/r/pics/comments/7rc4er/new_mask/
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[
"I'm catman",
"New mask who dis",
"Riddle me this. What kind of a man.... Has *CATS* on the brain!",
"“You merely adopted the cat. I was born with it. Molded by it”",
"Judge Purr",
"Only law inside Litterbox One.",
"^fatality. you win.",
"I am darkness ",
"Ron Perlman IS Batman"
] | 9 |
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New Mask
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/r/pics/comments/7rc4y6/this_is_a_huge_hex_key_that_i_found_pencil/
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[
"Could you use a banana to reference your reference?",
"Im sorry, pencils vary in shape and length to much for a good reference point. I need a banana for scale",
"That's very hexing ...",
"Edit: Banana and Pencil for scale\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rcmnj/this_is_a_huge_hex_key_with_a_banana_and_a_pencil/",
"Edit: Banana and Pencil for scale\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rcmnj/this_is_a_huge_hex_key_with_a_banana_and_a_pencil/",
"Bravo, OP. Bravo"
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This is a huge hex key that I found. Pencil included for size reference.
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/r/pics/comments/7rc5u2/ever_see_a_dog_with_both_paws_behind_their_head/
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[
"English Setter? \n",
"Gordon but close, appearance wise\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/4TTNu",
"Very pretty dog! Our english setter has a blanketed tri-color coat. He looks like a gordon but much smaller."
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Ever see a dog with both paws behind their head? Meet Nova [OC]
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/r/pics/comments/7rc8op/i_too_was_visited_by_a_bird_today/
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[
"No more feathered friends for you.",
"Majestic.. ",
"Fried friends though.",
"I'm on a diet and all I see are calories",
"Tandoorie!!! I am now officially hungry. And my car battery is dead. Fml",
"jokes aside that looks dry and gross as fuck",
"Your taste is shit and so are you",
"Why is it that chicken just always looks so damn appetizing?",
"Probably due to the cold? You can get a cheap 'trickle charger' and charge your battery overnight.",
"\"We don't want birds with good taste, we want birds that taste good.\"",
"Being delicious helps!",
"Loool. Horibleee",
"Looks great. Now I'm hungry. ",
"Someone played a great round of pubg.",
"You have the most beautiful bird on reddit today. ",
"Too soon man. Too soon.",
"Lmao cracked me up.",
"But what floor where you on?",
"No it happend when i was away. But yes we did see -40° C, here in Toronto while i was gone. Very frustrating! Big expense coming up",
"Just take in the old battery. The interesting thing about that industry is that it's 100% recapture. New batteries are made from old batteries and nothing is lost or wasted.",
"An entire half pound chicken lightly fried would be less than 400 calories. You on one of those 0 calorie suicide diets?",
"Man that's terrible! Are you trying to tell me that bird flew into your house, defeathered itself, drained it's own blood, chopped it's self up, breaded itself, and then fell into your fryer? Tragic, amazing, and delicious all at once. I'm so confused!! Biggest confusion is how it seasoned itself after falling in the fryer.... Video or it didn't happen. ",
"You need to call your local Tandoorie Indian restaurant and see if they deliver. Don't forget the Nans. ",
"What floor? That is a bird I can get behind! ",
"roasted!",
"I'm pretty sure it's from somewhere in Kentucky!",
"Well done ",
"except you didnt at all, you just took the picture from http://www.foodnetwork.com/recipes/alton-brown/fried-chicken-recipe-1939165\n\nwhy do people even bother lying on reddit? its literally the most sad thing i can imagine",
"I don't know, maybe because it was, you know, funny.",
"Damn you, you made me laugh!",
"How small are the chickens you fry ? Half A pound? That's crazy. A leg quarter with no skin is 250 calories. Boneless skinless chicken breast is ~28 calories an oz and there's typically 16 oz of breast meat on the chickens I buy which adds up to 440 calories by itself. If you add in skin and breading that comes with most fried chicken than you are looking at around 500 calories per breast piece. I don't know where you are getting your calorie information but it's wrong. Try myfitnesspal.",
"Was I supposed to read that while doing a JFK impression? Because I did.",
"i am literally dying from laughter on the floor right now",
"It'll visit you again tomorrow... Hopefully.......",
"Well played sir, well played",
"Looks more like the Colonel to me. ",
"Thank you so much for this. ",
"Edgy ",
"Dilly Dilly.",
"Hello? Ambulance?",
"If had gold or knew how to give it, it would be yours.",
"That one bird is big spooning the other one",
"My kind of bird!",
"Humor makes you feel less like a shit doesn't it?",
"Here come all the parody posts...",
"That looks like my yard bird!",
"I’m afraid that bird has left the building ",
"That picture is from Alton Brown's fried chicken recipe on food network's site.",
"Was this in solo or squads?",
"recipe ",
"> We don't want birds with good taste, we want birds that taste good\n\nSorry Charlie.",
"This is the only acceptable picture of a bird"
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I too was visited by a bird today
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"Beautiful. Location?",
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"Tuscany. The source is this guy on IG: @maxlazzi",
"Thank you"
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Magical Alley
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[
"r/superbowl",
"Fucking gets me every time ",
"That sounds painful",
"Funny, I was just rubbing my deck earlier ",
"Cute owl :)",
"red morph screech owl",
"The thumbnail makes it look like it has a top hat."
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This one hung out on my deck
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[
"Looks like he went full on 'MURICA all over your plane.",
"Those claws are just fantastic!",
"Yeah, they are no joke! My bird knowledge is pretty minimal so I have no idea what kind of bird this was.",
"I was an Air Force crew chief and bird strikes suck. Even a pigeon can fuck up a plane, or cause hours of extra work...like engine checks and panel replacements. I will forever hate birds due to my enlistment. ",
"How are you with bird law though?",
"I think a hawk ... red tail hawks have white on the legs like that. That seems big though but some hawks are not small.\n\n\nEdit- look like this? \n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red-tailed_hawk",
"A scary one",
"I'll take that advice under cooperation, alright? Now, let's say you and I go toe-to-toe on bird law and see who comes out the victor?",
"Mostly but falcons actually have tiny claws dispite being predators",
"Who would win:\n\nA giant WOOSH boy or a small Flappy boy\n\n\nMy jokes are shit, I'm sorry.",
"Did he died?",
"Relax. My old man is a TV repairman. He has an ultimate set of tools- I can fix it. Recipient of a few bird strikes in my career but nothing catastrophic. Glad you landed ok. ",
"'Jus flying along looking for a mouse or a rabbit and WHAM hit by a plane going 250 MPH.",
"Looks about right!",
"Go toe to toe with him. See who comes out the victor.",
"👏👏👏",
"Here's some of the repair process, different repairs but both were bird strikes. https://imgur.com/a/yMuka",
"\"I'm a pilot. When feathered friends visit me at the office, it doesn't end well.\"\n\nFTFY",
"My experience was the other way round. Damn thing thought we were small and tasty when we were actually farther away and not. ",
"https://i.pinimg.com/originals/33/bb/c1/33bbc190fd3ee557a6e2157fd0d7e3c5.jpg",
"did this fuck up your plane? pretty big dent there. did it fly normal after this?",
"Yeah it did a good amount of damage. Luckily it happened on landing at our home base so our maintenance department was able to get it fixed within a month."
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I’m a pilot, when birds visit me, it doesn’t end well
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"For some reason, this is unsettling",
"Vertebae",
"Somebody get her a sandwich STAT!",
"I wish I could find the original post where some \"bigger\" dude cloned this picture on like a dare or something...",
"[From (one of) the last time(s) this was posted.](http://i.imgur.com/Tj8ZCqt.jpg)",
"i really miss summer.",
"/u/RatTeeth posted [the image above](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rccv2/spine_of_sunlight/dsvx4qv/)",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/uey9285.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. The source *appears* to be kristinsundberg on Instagram. [Here's](https://i.imgur.com/e0KNknh.jpg) another one in a different position.",
"Perfect! ",
"Praise the sun!",
"Come to southern california, it's 73 down here in LA today.",
"trapped on a beach with her?",
"Just before she tells you the human race is about to be exterminated...",
"LOLvenetianblinds.jpg",
"To me it’s unsettling because the thumbnail makes it look like she’s extremely anorexic, but it’s just the light.",
"This made me think of [Sun-Light-Land](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Mh5LY4Mz15o).",
"Crisp 78 in SB",
"Cylon!",
"Probably because the light doesn't actually follow her spine at all.",
"Is this Rachel Cook? ",
"It’s kind of r/mildlyinfuriating how it’s not centered at the end. Or her ‘end’ for that matter.",
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"@ninaagdal on Instagram if anyone was wondering ",
"Fuck, I miss being young.",
"sunny scoliosis?",
"Those braids are definitely part of the \"basic chick on tropical vacation\" starter pack.",
"The back is the sexiest body part.",
"She needs an alignment. For real, her spine is off centered. ",
"Spine of delight",
"Can I put it on my phone wallpaper?",
"then do sit ups and push ups every day along with 45minutes of cardio. \n\nyou'll feel younger in a year, or die of cardiac arrest. ",
"Hope it stays gone for as long possible. The heat and humidity are miserable.",
"\"younger\" is not the same as young. 68 is younger than 83",
"> where some \"bigger\" dude\n\nYou mean that fat fuck?",
"# Looks Reeeeaaalllly familiar \n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/53ulzc/beautiful_shadows/\n\nhttp://www.reddit.com/r/mildlyinteresting/comments/6ze7i2/the_way_this_shadow_is_casted_on_her_back/",
"you stalkin' me? ",
"no that i'm aware of.",
"I thought the exact same thing",
"Mmm I'd love to see her coccyx.",
"/u/Spartan2470 when you're finding higher res versions of images, do you ever pop a boner ?",
"Thank you, this is needed",
"This made me feel ways about things.",
"Anyone else reminded of Dead Space suits?",
"/r/offcenterbuttholes/ is leaking. - NSFW",
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"You gotta be shittin me...",
"Her bikini is also twisted on the left.",
"want to touch the hiney!",
"bitch got scoliosis, don't judge!",
"reddit is pleased for another 24 hours",
"You know what's crazy? I endure the NJ winters and when summer rolls around, it's so sweet. Biking, kayaking, camping, hiking are all so much more rewarding knowing I can't do them all year round.\n\nHaving said that, in a few years I'll lose patience and just want warm weather all year round.",
"That's more or less how fucked up my spine is lol.",
"Thats what struck me too, that and the braids that dont line up",
"Resolution boners probably.",
"That's an awesome foto, and some extra points for da fine lady",
"that legit confused my brain for a split second",
"peneo erectus",
"Arrroooooooo!",
"This is one of the many reasons why you will never have a girlfriend.",
"\"I often find the boobies to be the sexiest part of the body\"\n-Kif, reading Zap'a pick up lines ",
"You should post it on here. Maybe you'll get 6k upvotes aswell.",
"You're not crazy. I've lived in California for most of my life and recently moved to NY. When its warm year round, you don't really go out because there's no occasion. Also it drives you a little crazy that there's no diversity in weather.",
"It’s a real cylon. They Aren’t here to help, or guide! They are just here to bring the harbinger of death. Kara I bow to you ",
"You missed the chance to call the post \"Spine of sunshine\"",
"Get that chick a cheeseburger",
"Soliosis",
"I prefer a more habitable environment. ",
"Grossly incandescent",
"Her left or my left",
"Sorry but curious, what's this have to do with being young? Something about getting a girl like this? How old are you that you couldn't get a girl like that, and why does it prevent you?",
"still looks straighter than my spine",
"Nothing to do with getting a girl like that. I have a beautiful girlfriend, that will be my beautiful wife. \n\nIt just reminds me of being on a beach in Portugal, 18 years old, drinking cold beer, talking to girls that looked like that. No responsibility. No fear. I just have a lot of responsibilities in life now, and looking at the picture reminded me of a time when I didn't. ",
"The anatomical left.",
"Agreed. I hate the snow, but it makes the warm weather sooooo nice. Your saying the same weather can drive you crazy, that's what I wondered about too! I thought I would get bored of the same weather, esp as an outdoors person. Sometimes I like to bundle up and go hiking in the cold or just feel difference forces on my body. I don't wear a jacket in the winter and I like the temporary freezing cold on my body."
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Spine of sunlight.
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"You need a better camera",
"I zoomed in and had to lighten it .... sorry",
"[original pic](https://imgur.com/gallery/rTgtR) "
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My friend just hangs in my backyard. No glass between us.
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"I have to tell my friends to clean theirs all of the time, they always wonder why their clothes don’t dry properly lol ",
">I have to tell my friends to clean theirs all of the time, they always wonder why their clothes don’t dry properly lol \n\nNot drying properly is going to be the least of their problems if they don't clean those things regularly. They'll come home to a smoldering ruin. ",
"Oh shit, yeah that would be a literal disaster. I didn’t even think about that! 😂\n"
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Lint traps. Clean them!
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[
"Oh ffs",
"Ah yes, this blurry, low-resolution black-and-white photograph *on the internet* has thoroughly convinced me of the conspiracy!",
"https://www.metabunk.org/debunked-stonehenge-fake-patched-with-concrete-in-the-1950s.t4443/",
"They’ve restored it, mostly between the 20s-50s. \n\nhttps://www.indymedia.org.uk/en/2005/12/330623.html?c=on",
"I was totally convinced. Also I was high. ",
"NASA fakes space photos everyday. You think they wouldn't fake pictures of rocks on earth, they even fake moon rocks.",
"That’s exactly what it is. Let’s go home",
"/u/dznrbldr, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/dznrbldr&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rcfoi/is_stonehenge_even_real_looks_like_concrete/?context=10\\))"
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Is Stonehenge even real? Looks like concrete blocks with mortar around it?!?!?
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"I'm a bit jealous. I've got a road runner that stops by once a month or so, but that's it.",
"Yeah this guy is usually hunting and when he gets tired he will come chill with me. There is two other hawks that use our building as a launch point for killing smaller birds as well. ",
"He looks ambitious. Must be the new guy ",
"Is he in accounting? ",
"\"Jesus, is that Windows ME?!\"",
"Looks like a mix between pigeon and hawk. ",
"Meep Meep!",
"r/officehawks",
"Looks like he's hawking that corner office position.",
"ETA until someone posts a pic of Tony Hawk?",
"Seriously guys... I am tired of this \"I also have a friend\" posts... stop it",
"I can't believe I didn't think of a hawk pun. Take your filthy upvote.",
"Beep, beep! I am 47 years old and didn’t know road Runners were a real bird until 6 months ago. Education by Reddit!",
"Office Hawks sounds like a great TV show name.",
"This Guy Hawks.",
"It seems everyone has some office bird. I saw two posts appear together. [I make them 2-in-1](https://i.imgur.com/nr4eFJX.jpg)\n\nreference:https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rciwm/i_used_to_work_in_a_10_story_building_and_these/",
"He is the supervisor peering over your shoulder noting that you're on Reddit instead of working...",
"Lil' baby office hawk. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/rnm5avO.jpg",
"Always makes my day when I run across a fresh sketch!",
"Sounds awesome. The first time this road runner visited us he had about an 8\" snake in his beak. Came up to a glass door, checked us out for 20-30s and then took off. See him every couple of weeks since.",
"Man I love Hawks and falcons. I see one on my way home everyday at the same place. One of these days I will pull to the side of the road and take a pic.",
"More like office raptors, since a lot of people are posting falcons, too.",
"That thing is AWESOME",
"All these fancy people with windows in their offices... pft natural light is overrated. (My office sucks!🙁) ",
"I need to get a picture of mine. He murders the pidgins on my cooling towers it’s epic.\n\nI hate sky rats so we cool",
"Somebody drew a pretty good mountain/tree scene on the side of a van the other day in the salty junk at the parking lot where I work, and I thought of /u/AWildSketchAppeared. ",
"Office Hawks. Love it!",
"Where-ish was this hawk? What kind is it??",
"Damn, all I have is a black lizard living in my warehouse. ",
"Is every office secretly staffed by Disney princesses?",
"Man, all you guys and your hawks. All I've got is a pigeon by my office that's too fat to fly because I feed him Chipotle once a week. Not to discredit Luigi, but he's not a hawk.",
"AM I THE ONLY ONE HERE\n\nWHO DOESN'T HAVE AN OFFICE HAWK",
"!redditsilver ",
"very handsome.",
"nice plumage!",
"Was just about to say: this is the first actual hawk I’ve seen. The other two (I’ve seen today) are both falcons. ",
"I love Reddit! For the organic community that submits all our love of hobbies and pets. But specifically, how one thing will trend, and our friends share their end, and then the following trend continues. I absolutely love everyone's bird window pics. Love y'all, Bangalang!!!",
"Probably a budget hawk.",
"Ok Reddit, I think we have enough birds to make an office birds sub",
"META",
"A bunch of them have been falcons. ",
"The sign says , No Hawkers!",
"She's a beaut.",
">Bangalang\n\n#**BASS**",
"Really cool bird! Warms the cockles of my heart seeing so many avian specimens on here!",
"Next do office cougars ",
"You heard wrong, dildo licker.",
"Looks like a juvenile golden eagle actually. ",
"Outside my work I used to be able to see a KFC. Does this count?",
"Hey I heard you like mudkips.",
"And falcons! Don’t forget the falcons!",
"I've had it with this bullshit..... im demanding an office hawk next salary review.",
"Murder Fairy.",
"Came to say this. Also if you're interested in a raptor tier list, [TierZoo](https://youtu.be/vyLl3K3R8Xk) has one! Seriously one of my favorite channels recently.",
"Cool, I know nothing about identifying birds i only dabble in bird law. ",
"This was in San Antonio, Texas. No idea what kind it is. But I’m going to say brown hawk and hopefully someone will correct me. ",
"dam true ",
"We have one at the hotel I work at. I hardly ever see the hawk, but I see the mangled bird corpses on the pavement below...",
"You can see the dinosaur in him. Just his facial structure and eyes look so prehistoric ",
"Please use the right terminology. They're called hawkices.",
"RemindMe! 50 days"
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So I heard we are doing office hawks
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"Picture info: Camera Canon6D; f/8; 1/125s; ISO 10,000; no flash; white-balance via expodisc.\n\nThere's an overhead light I left off to create this, the shadow from his nose emphasizes his face shape (orbits).\n\nI know the white chest highlight is blown out, but it was super dark, hence ISO 10,000. The 6D sensor never ceases to amaze me.\n\nCross post from r/cats. My second cross post, let me know if I mess up.\n\n\"Bonkers\" was found as a kitten, and needed surgery for his eyes. He recovered 100% fine and without discomfort.\n\nHe made his way to a rescuer I work with, who spent their own money for surgery. I was just their day-to-day vet who knew nothing of any of this until the kitten came in for suture removal.\n\nThey were going to put him up for adoption (they've rescued ~~hundreds~~ thousands of cats and kittens). I took one look at him, and he took one \"orientation\" on me, like the picture. Whew...\n\nI already had six (and have passed up hundreds and hundreds of other kittens over the decades), but my wife had just lost her own cat of 19 years a few months prior. She met the rescuers at check-out and met the kitten.\n\nI was expecting her to say, \"He's cute.\" We briefly discussed what special challenges a blind cat has. To my surprise, the next day she asked me if I could call the rescuers.\n\nWe adopted him. Once I knew he was going to work out with my other cats, without making any prior request, I gave the rescuers $1,000.00US to defray their expenditure on surgery.\n\nWe renamed him a few times, the latest describes both his personality and the super-rare time he catches a door or a wall to the face, \"Bonkers\".\n\nHe. Never. Sleeps.\n\nAt least, it seems so. He hears everything. He can orient and chase a fuzzy glitter ball rolling a foot away. He hears shuffling feet in the night, and tries to kill us by being a serpentine trip-hazard. Any time I've tried to sneak up on him, he's orienting on me as soon as I can see him.\n\nLoves the cat dancer, anything crinkly, Greenies, a 3-tier track ball tower he utterly mangles, and he's a black-hole for attention. As said before, he gets too excited to sleep for any length of time. Likes to play-bite to get attention. Hates having his nails trimmed. Finds sunlight to bask in by destroying the window blinds.\n\nTrying to get any pictures of him is near impossible, he charges at every sound in case he can chase a toy, or get chin-noogies. He hears you breathing, and I swear he senses body heat by gaping his mouth a little like a snek.\n\nHe doesn't bother my pariah-cat much, and he doesn't get into trouble. He lives for petting. He WAS gouging the door as I type, trying to get into my office (too much to destroy in here), but the Mrs. came up and distracted him.",
"Awww, he's so cute.",
"One Word : Beautiful",
"r/aww would love him.",
"Rescuers named him, \"Birdie\". No idea why, but as a rescuer myself (>830 placed cats/kittens) you *run out of names* super quick. Oh, I remembered, he chirps a LOT. He's doing it under the door as I type.\n\nWe called him, \"Murdie\", short for Murdock (DareDevil) for a while.\n\nHis current name is Murdock \"Bonkers\" Birdie 4CatDoc. If he's cute and cuddly, he's Murdock. When it's 3 am and he's throwing his 3-tier track ball around, or running across my bladder, it's \"Bonkers\".",
"> I swear he senses body heat by gaping his mouth a little like a snek\n\naaaaaaaaaaa",
"For $1000 you probably could've got one with eyes.",
"There's a book my grandmother gave me called Homer's Oddessy about an eyeless cat. ",
"That says a lot about yourself. ",
"I'm comfortable with my sense of humour.",
"I have a lot respect for anyone who does good deeds such as this. ",
"I will work on one. I've never converted a movie to gif, and haven't uploaded to YouTube with either my 50D or the 6D (no idea on format).",
"Cross-posted there today as well, thank you.",
"Or two with one eye each.\n\nHeh, that's more than many pure-breds, and would be 20 shelter cats at $50/adoption.\n\nThe couple are long-term clients of mine, and none of us have kids. I know she works two jobs and is near retirement age.\n\nI did not check, but it would not surprise me if all of it was spent on their other cats' health care. Not my intention.\n\nAsk me for charity, I shut down. Do something charitable I'm also passionate about, I'm a softie.",
"I'll check that out !\n\n[Amazon link to the book.](https://www.amazon.com/Homers-Odyssey-Fearless-Feline-Learned/dp/0385343981)",
"Most in the rescue/shelter/veterinary field would agree:\n\n\"It's not what I 'do', it's who I *am*.\"\n\nOne of the saddest thoughts is that I'll wind up in a care facility some decade hence *with no cats*.",
"He sure plays a mean pinball.",
"No flash, just side-lit by a lamp. Overhead lights were way less dramatic.\n\nThe sensor on the 6D is amazing. I can take pictures of stars freehanded. I don't even own a flash.",
"[He plays with this thing at any given moment](https://www.amazon.com/Tower-Tracks-Track-Interactive-Petstages/dp/B00DT2WL26), all day or night long. I believe he hurls it around as I find it all over the place.",
"Pinball Wizard; I knew it!\n",
"What type of challenges does owning a blind cat possess? He is a handsome fellow.",
"He may get another middle name. Tommy. Definitely neither dumb nor deaf, though.",
"Fewer than I expected.\n\nHe's a trip hazard. He winds around our feet as we walk, 24x7.\n\nWe made sure there were no piles of stuff (eg: overflowing closet) where he could get lost.\n\nHe truly has no cue for activity, so he is ready to play any moment. The other 6 wind down and sleep from midnight to morning. \n\nBonkers hears you move, or mutter, or shuffle, he gets up, drops off the bed, and is ready to get attention. If he's bored, he finds one of the track ball, jingle bell, or the electronic chirping toys to whack around. Like giving a kid a drum set.\n\nNothing quite like a love-bite on your big toe out of the darkness, when you're having a half-asleep, 3am potty break.\n\nWe don't run, usually, but stomping feet freak him out, understandably.\n\nHe HATES being picked up and carried. Absolutely flips his lid, and then he's disoriented. This may be because of his feral start, but I only lift him up to the bed, and as long as I'm not moving, he allows me.\n\nWe don't leave doors half open. They're either shut or open, so he doesn't Bonk his head/nose on surprises. We have not trained him for stairs, and frankly, I don't want him learning how fun the 1st floor could be. I do NOT want him dashing through the door and falling down the stairs. I do not have any tall cat trees, I really worry he'll get 6 feet off the ground and just B.A.S.E. jump.",
"At first glance I saw $1,000,000 and I was like what????",
"At this point, he's priceless."
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Meet "Bonkers", my eye-less cat. I gave his rescuers $1,000.00 after I adopted him. Worth it. [X-post from r/cats]
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"Didn't know turkeys could fly...",
"Turkey Vultures. ",
"hey,....dave....the government..........",
"Satan chickens",
"Dark crystal lookin ass.",
"2 onlookers outside the window, their spys code 4",
"I knew they looked familiar\n\nhttp://disney.wikia.com/wiki/Vultures_(Snow_White_and_the_Seven_Dwarfs)",
"They actually can.",
"Damn those are some fine ass turkey vultures ",
"Looks quite....intimate.",
"It seems everyone has some office bird. I saw two posts appear together. [I make them 2-in-1](https://i.imgur.com/nr4eFJX.jpg)\n\nreference:https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rchgn/so_i_heard_we_are_doing_office_hawks/",
"Awww",
"Is one of them noticeably....uh, \"touched?\"",
"MMmmMMMmmmmm gelfling.",
"They poop on their legs to cool during summer and use projectile vomit as a defense mechanism.",
"Smells like something died here",
"Company having some cash flow problems? Vulture Capitalists come to help y'all out?",
"OP should definitely check to see if he is in fact still alive.",
"My last job felt like it should have vultures looking on too.",
"Do u work at a law office",
"\"As God as my witness, I thought turkeys could fly.\"",
"It seems the IRS is conducting a surprise audit. ",
"I hate them, thanks (:",
"\"Oh God, the humanity!\"",
"Oh look, some senators.",
"I'm only just getting into birding, so correct me if I'm wrong, but I believe those are a breeding pair of sky hyenas. ",
"I never knew that. Learn something every day",
"Turkey vultures are seriously my favorite birds! How cool to see them so close! ",
"The gelfling has the shard!",
"How long have you been dead, OP?",
"I took my boss' old office after he was let go, so I sent him this pic telling him \"two guys came by your office looking for you today!\"",
"Florida raccoons ",
"***SAID TO THE BARTENDER, ROCKINARBAGARL***",
"*^^Attenborough ^^voice*\n\n\" As you can see from this next slide, Fox news keeps watch diligently for their next breaking story. TMZ will have to wait their turn.\"",
"If the vultures are circling, looking for carrion, it might be time to get that ham sandwich out of the back of your desk drawer.",
"So wonderfully accurate.",
"[Mowgli?](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/disney/images/5/59/Junglebook-disneyscreencaps_com-8029.jpg/revision/latest?cb=20150917165652)",
"Skyenas 👍"
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I used to work in a 10 story building and these were my daily visitors.
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[
"What changed?",
"I grew up insanely introverted. Always reading, playing video games - never have had many friends. The past 8 months of my life, I’ve met a ton of people who have taught me it’s okay for me to be happy with myself instead of always trying to make other people happy. This built up my self-confidence, and for the first time in my life, I went out of my way to have pictures taken *of* me rather than taking photos of others. ",
"Congratulations! Great photo!",
"Thank you! ",
"Well you’re very handsome so it’s about time. :p"
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For one of the first times in my life, I felt happy and comfortable in front of a camera rather than behind it.
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[
"How hard was it",
"As long as you’re extremely careful with contamination and sterile technique it’s not too bad",
"How's your biology degree coming along? Liking genetics?",
"I’m currently a sophomore in high school right now, but I’m gunning to get a doctorate in biomedical engineering ",
"Awesome! Best of luck to you. Was this part of your hs curriculum, or something on the side? If it was, I wish my hs would have had such cool experiments. ",
"It was a lab done by our schools biotechnology program "
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My very first GMO, A picture of a petri plate I made with e.coli bacteria modified to glow under a black light
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[
"I didn't know Ikea made bridges now. ",
"***Alan key",
"The Allen name is a registered trademark, originated by the Allen Manufacturing Company of Hartford, Connecticut circa 1910, and currently owned by Apex Tool Group, LLC.\n\nI couldn't confirm this was manufactured by Apex Tool Group. ",
"They use that to open the battery case on my ex's dildo.",
"So what you're saying is the apex tool company make allen keys...",
"Jesus",
"I hope not, I'd rather not be crossing a bridge with pieces missing from the shipment...",
"I'm happy you included the pencil because since bananas really vary in size, I would have thought this was a very small banana.",
"It’s hexactly the right size.",
"What for?",
"yes",
"I don't think the bible mentioned Jesus having a very large dildo.",
"What is it used for?",
"I just thought it was Allen’s key"
] | 14 |
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This is a huge hex key with a banana and a pencil for scale
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/r/pics/comments/7rcnzp/i_have_a_friend_who_comes_by_my_window_too/
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[
"God damn meth heads",
"Sprinkle a little crack on the windowsill and he'll show up everyday ",
"Source: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=32kuZcAUKS4",
"beggin for crumbs or shards",
"fairy odd craker ",
"You live in Arlen, Texas? ",
"Man, I laughed way to hard at this. Just seen the actual video the other day. ",
"\"Need rent!\"",
"Don’t let him in or he’ll leave his window washing bollocks bike in your hallway. ",
"If you can see one you've got a bad slav infestation.",
"He's a big Melissa Etheridge fan. He heard that you'll \"be home soon.\"",
"I remember seeing this years ago and never was able to find it, I thought I imagined it.",
"\"I would dial the numbers\nJust to listen to your breath\nI would stand inside my hell\nAnd hold the hand of death\nYou don't know how far I'd go\nTo ease this precious ache\nYou don't know how much I'd give\"\n",
"Well next time you come back you better have crack.",
"Hey he's just doing his job. I bet you're a little person racist. ",
"Next time he comes back you better have crack ",
"Of all the aggressive things he could have done, he was actually really funny and nice about the whole *not* having crack thing. He coulda broke a window, shot at him, spat at him, threw a molotov, tied to stab him.\n\nInstead he asks him questions and is quite amusing and ends with a oddball maybe? joke.",
"Was hoping to be the one to leave this comment. \n\nOne day...",
"[Meanwhile, in Russia](http://coub.com/view/4qyav)",
"No time to get angry. He needs to find crack. ",
"lmao"
] | 21 |
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I have a friend who comes by my window too.
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/r/pics/comments/7rcp4c/i_also_had_a_friend_outside_my_window/
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[
"Hahaha take that you bird lover motherfucker kers",
"Gross. Nobody wants to see your splooged window. And I don't think your neighbors appreciate it either.",
"I laughed. Hope the bird was ok!"
] | 3 |
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I also had a friend outside my window
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http://i.imgur.com/gePiDvB.png
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/r/pics/comments/7rcpj1/the_ocean_is_a_beautiful_frightening_place/
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[
"CAN YOU NOT REPOST THIS AGI....oh this isn't r/thalassophobia. \n\nNever mind, carry on.",
"Source for high-def version?",
"Watch Blue Planet 2, it fits your description.",
"Mostly frightening, really. ",
"I absolutely love it! Nothing makes me feel more human and alive than being in the ocean.",
"Out of this World",
"Is this the original or the one with the creature?\n\nedit: I'm just asking a question",
"Cue Vikings theme!",
"At night..",
"Fuck this, this is the only fear i have and its crippling. If i end up in this situation i would just drown myself",
"Fuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuck that",
"Every time this gets reposted it has more jpeg artifacts."
] | 12 |
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The Ocean Is A Beautiful, Frightening Place
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/r/pics/comments/7rcpy5/2_kgs_of_movienight_candy/
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[
"Tide pods n chill",
"tide approved of your suicide",
"/u/Balsuks, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Balsuks&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rcpy5/2_kgs_of_movienight_candy/?context=10\\))"
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2 kgs of movie-night candy!
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/r/pics/comments/7rcta8/bird/
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[
"cat",
"Murder bird",
"( ͠° ͟ʖ ͡°) bird"
] | 3 |
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bird
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/r/pics/comments/7rctr7/2bct_barracks_5th_floor_82nd_airborne_division/
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[
"Birds of a feather?",
"Respects brother. Be safe out there.",
"Fort Bragg, NC. Pretty safe lol thank you!",
"5th floor friend making sure no ones walking on Ardennes ",
"Oh jesus you people must stop. ",
"Wish I could, but I can't. Well can, but won't. Should, maybe, but shorn't.",
"Are you sure? There is an evolved dinosaur behind you.",
"Hey -- I lived in Fayettenom!\n\n-- Jody",
"Looking out over the Falcon Brigade.",
"You look so excited and the bird looks so personally offended. I love it. ",
"I’m right down the street from you. How tf did you get that close to that thing!?!?",
"This is a very roundabout way of saying \"Can't stop won't stop.\"",
"try not to murder anyone",
"I thank you dearly for your service.",
"I wouldn't exactly call Fayetteville \"safe\"\nTwo steps off post and you're being hunted by shady car salesmen and tricked into bad tattoo shops..",
"At least the falcon isn't blue."
] | 16 |
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2BCT Barracks, 5th Floor, 82nd Airborne Division
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/r/pics/comments/7rctsv/i_have_a_42nd_fl_friend_as_well/
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[
"He is about to steal your wife's ring and eat your mouse",
"is this san francisco?",
"So who are your other 41 friends in Florida?",
" DTLA",
"Gator's"
] | 5 |
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I have a 42nd FL friend as well
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/r/pics/comments/7rcuva/the_doc_gave_her_zero_chances_in_2017_but_here/
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[
"RIP in piece at 350 degrees. ",
"Damn those are some good cookies",
"/u/BumHand, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not be designed to elicit sympathy. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/BumHand&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rcuva/the_doc_gave_her_zero_chances_in_2017_but_here/?context=10\\))"
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The doc gave her zero chances in 2017, but here she is one year after she fell down the stairs <3
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/r/pics/comments/7rcvev/my_professors_tie_is_on_another_level/
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[
"This pad is my life\n\nLily or not, it's all I have \n\nTime for beer I guess\n",
"I see a blue tie. Are u on psychedelics?",
"Maybe that's why I thought it was so cool.",
"BUD\n\nWEIS\n\nEEER",
"Those Budweiser commercials were like the memes of the 90s ",
"Fuck I’m old",
"Still have your old Spuds McKenzie tank top?",
"Hello old fucks who saw that commercial too",
"Are you old enough to remember this ad campaign?",
"WASSSSUPPPPPPPPPP?",
"90s bud ads were the shit. Wassup.",
"Yeah, he did an impression of the commercial after telling me about how he acquired the tie.",
"I miss those commercials",
"What does he teach? frog fractions 201?"
] | 14 |
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My professors tie is on another level.
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/r/pics/comments/7rcvoz/was_watching_planes_land_and_take_off_at_a_local/
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[
"Good brakes",
"Left the parking brake on",
"Of all the things that could happen during take off and landing, this one is not so bad. ",
"not uncommon for a tail dragger"
] | 4 |
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Was watching planes land and take off at a local airport. This one did not go very well
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/r/pics/comments/7rcwna/awesome_night_with_all_my_friends/
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[
"Bokeh, much?",
"Your hand?",
"That’s a good representation of how I feel when in a room full of friends. \nAlone.",
"All five fingers yup! ",
"You should have said its a celebration because you survived cancer, so you were gifted American citizenship, causing you to get so excited you achieved your weightloss goals."
] | 5 |
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Awesome night with all my friends!
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/r/pics/comments/7rcxk1/this_is_james/
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[
"James is not just a face you see on the street. He’s not an object because he may have less than you. James is a human. He has a name. He saw me walking by and asked me for something. No.. it wasn’t money he wanted. All he wanted was a picture and some human interaction. I took Jame’s picture like he asked. While I was taking his photo, I asked him “Are you going to do a cool pose?” He replied “I’m just going to stand here looking like myself.” James may be the realest dude I’ve ever met. Best of luck to you my friend ✊🏼",
"I'm trying to reach the Krusty Krab, not James",
"Awesome photo!",
"Thank you!! ",
"Haha well you got James! ",
"Holy shit that's the guy that mugged me!!",
"Now you know his name!",
"Is that Chubbs' hand? ",
"Lol shh",
"poor guy, he was never the same after that alligator bit his hand off. ",
"That Peter kid is pure trouble",
"James looks like a hard motherlover ",
"Looks can be deceiving! He was one of the most genuine people I have met! I’m sure he can be tough when he needs to be! "
] | 13 |
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This is James
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/r/pics/comments/7rcy3h/conan_at_a_culinary_school_in_haiti/
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[
"He is the whitest white guy ever. ",
"Everyone who’s black is in all white and the one white guy is in all black. ",
"At the time he had no idea when they invited him for dinner, that he was to be the main course. Upon learning this however, his quick thinking saved him when he told them that red hair meant he was poisonous to eat.",
"I didn't know cannibalism was a stereotype atrributed to kitchen staff. Interesting.",
"Trying to blend in, no?"
] | 5 |
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Conan at a culinary school in Haiti
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/r/pics/comments/7rcya4/i_also_have_a_31st_floor_friend/
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[
"Looks like he/she is going say \"Are you going to finish that?\"",
"Judging by those PTACs, that looks like NYC.\n\nPretty birb though :3",
"Am getting pretty jealous of all the cool birds people seem to have outside their windows today.\n\nAll we get around mine are pigeons.",
"All I see are puny sparrows. ",
"If there's one thing I know Reddit loves , its raptors",
"That bird is tilting his head like a dog. It’s really adorable. ",
"I always wondered why dogs do that - so I googled it. Dogs get visual cues based on your face - smile, frown, sad... so if they can't see it, or you're tilted or turned funny, or if they just don't recognize the look you're giving them, they tilt and have a cute confused look. ",
"I would be scared shitless looking out my window if i worked at 31st floor, not the hawks but the heights goddamn",
"*You called?*\n\n\"Sorry, false alarm. I guess this is a little...hawkward\"\n\n*Dammit Jerry, I left the nest for this*\n",
"I watched a homeless dude take a shit on the sidewalk in front of my house last weekend. Pigeons, sparrows and seagulls don't sound so bad. ",
"We get to see swallows, but the beauty of that is at least we get the odd coconut now and then.",
"That’s how you know they’re African Swallows.",
"But African Swallows are non migratory.",
"all I see is the wall of my cubicle",
"He's looking like he is thinking \"WTF did you assholes do to my environment?\"",
"Are they concerned someone is going to skateboard up there?",
"\"Feel free to drop some food on the ground.\"",
"Tfw i work on the ground floor ",
"This is getting creepy now ",
"And I bet your window does not open. Which is a shame, you could feed that fella some raw chicken. ",
"I have a window spider",
"I used to work in a basement with no windows. Now I work in an office under a ramp in a parking garage that does have some windows. Next year we get to a new building though. ",
"At first I thought this hawk was getting sized for new shoes",
"Is he feathered tough ?",
"Let him in!",
"\"Wat\" ",
"I remember a few years back some ducks ended up on my roof. That was pretty strange.",
"Clever girl...",
"The acid looks like it set in. I wonder if he can taste the colors of a pigeon.",
"Nyc",
"Jersey city",
"This looks like you’re visiting him, not the other way around 🙂",
"I also read somewhere that dogs with long snouts like GSD's tilt their heads so that they can see better around it.",
"Close enough!\n\nDid you feed the birb? It looks expectant.",
"I can imagine people at work just staring out their windows with their phones wasting their entire day hoping to catch a shot of any bird that’ll land near them. People are the worst.",
"Peregrine right?",
"I just wish we had windows",
"He looks concerned about something ",
"\"Why weren't you at the 2:00 meeting, Dave?\" ",
"Go Mordecai...",
"Actually peregrine falcons do better in cities than in their “natural” environment. Not only are there an abundance of perches and nesting spots that are virtually predator free, but tall buildings packed together create powerful updrafts and even thermals in warmer months, making it easy to glide in an energy efficient way. Not to mention the millions of pigeons, rats and squirrels in most cities. Basically peregrines in urban areas are more efficient hunters and have much higher numbers than those in rural areas. ",
"I can leave my house and be at work faster than your elevator can get you from a to b. Jesus Christ.",
"My guess too. We have a breeding pair that live atop the Kodak building here in Rochester, NY. They live off of rats and pigeons",
"It's not a matter of how he'd grip it! It's the matter of a 4oz swallow carrying a one pound Coconut!",
"That’s bird be saying - move the metal it’s stopping me from skateboarding here",
"Highest concentration of peregrine falcons on the entire planet.",
"It’s a falcon, not a hawk.",
"He looks so disappointed in you.",
"I always thought is was so they could hear things above their heads. They don't have the fancy shaped ears we have that can pick up sound in all directions.",
"So you're talon me this is a falcon and not a hawk? Unbel-eagle-able",
"It's a simple matter of weight ratios.",
"\"I too took a picture of a bird once\".\n - Reddit",
"Lived in Rochester for 13 years, did not know this. Cool stuff",
"Oh my gosh! THIS is that bird that will shit right in your goddamn mouth!",
"According to Planet Earth II, New York City has the highest concentration of Peregrin Falcons on Earth.",
"How do you guys get to see all these cool birds?!",
"\"Ever flown 250 mph before?\"",
"Where are your TPS reports Michael? ",
"I would take pictures of the birds that fly over my office sometimes, but they tend to move at about 300kts. ",
"That bird looks like a total Porg",
"I have \"trained\" a couple of male Scrub Jays to come to my patio when I call them by name. It takes months but it can be done with plenty of peanuts.",
"I'm starting to get a feeling that everyone's friend is just this 1 peregrine falcon that's taking pit stops on skyscrapers in New York City",
"they're taking over this sub",
"None of your falcon business. ",
"damn homeless, had to weld on the spike to prevent them from sleeping on the ledge",
"Suppose two swallows carried it together?",
"You have windows, lucky.",
"It’s to prevent snow from sliding off in large chunks",
"They'd have to have it on a line.",
"It's a peregrine falcon right?? Tell me I'm right please",
"Thanks, I was wondering what those were for. ",
"Haven't you heard about the bird? ",
"Mordecai?",
"Here’s the link for the cams on top of the building. I don’t think there are birds up there now. Still a cool site, archives/photos. http://rfalconcam.com/rfc-main/",
"Do they crash into windows tho?",
"I just watched Planet Earth II and apparently there’s tons on peregrines in NYC",
"/r/windowbirds",
"https://youtu.be/9eGPUodjrE0",
"Dogs are the only animal that understands humans can point at an object and if a dog looks you straight in the eyes, its snout blocks its view of your body language. This is 100% why dogs tilt their heads.",
"pigeons are better than magpies that try to kill you for a few months each year",
"I see mostly crows and seagulls. Then again it is pretty cool watching seagulls glide and crows give a pretty calming feeling when I watch them.",
"Peregrine falcon. A great come-back species that was hit hard by DDT. They do great in cities with sky scrapers because it mimics cliffs they nest in, and also thier main diet (if not only) consists of birds. Which, places like New York City often have a few pigeons flying around. Enjoy! That's a fantastic and beautiful species you have there.",
"IIRC, It’s because they don’t have very good up/down hearing. By turning their head, soundwaves hit their ears differently, and they can better distinguish where a sound is coming from on the vertical plane. Human ears are better designed for that so it’s not something we have to do.",
"At my old office building, there were falcons nesting on/near the roof, and they even had a webcam for a while.\n\nBut when I asked a security guard about going up to see them (think there was a window nearby) I was told they'd relocated. That was a huge letdown.",
"Nah, getting pissed at the shoe salesman for not checking his size. He's like \"fuck, man, there's two devices here to check my size...what are you doing taking my pic?\"",
"Ahhh, yes. Winter stuff. I forget those are actual concerns.",
"This is heaven if you are Mike Tyson.",
"Such a cool friend ",
"\"See any parrots?\"",
"Ha. I just watched planet earth II also. ",
"Don’t diss pigeons man, they’re great in their own way",
"This is not your friend. This is a bird of prey who wants to feed the soft parts if your head to it’s children.",
"Yeah I saw on Planet Earth II’s “Cities” episode that the highest concentration of hawks in the US is in New York City, mostly because highrises are a perfect altitude for them to build nests and also because there’s plenty of tasty pigeons!",
"Peregrine!!!Sweet!",
"How does the bird plan to measure his shoe size? What is going on here?",
"Oh god, where is Stuart??",
"Bird is the word?",
"I'm pretty sure a few other of the smart animals understand pointing. Like chimps, dolphins or elephants.",
"[Not as bad as what I've been getting.](https://i.imgur.com/WWKMNfu.jpg)",
"You're friend looks a little upsetti",
"I was sitting in a parking lot waiting on a semi of materials to show. A fuckin hawk...swooped down and killed this duck right in front of me...I took a few pics...but lost em when I reformatted my phone. One of the kewlest things I have witnessed with animal life",
"Yep. You can tell by the way it is.",
"All I get around my window are crows. -.-",
"Get out",
"Tucked under the guiding dorsal feathers.",
"This one should be s ps battle ",
"Correct ",
"Peregrine falcon. Literally the fastest animal on Earth. Their high dives can reach over 200 mph.",
"What are you guys doing in there? Trying to reboot the system?",
"Yup. Fastest animal in the world.",
"Falcon*",
"[**PEREGRIIINE!!!**](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scH0R1pl4jM)",
"[Peregrine Falcon - Fastest Animal On The Planet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_falcon)",
"My birds just eat the berries off the tree outside get drunk asf then fly into my front windows....",
"He's looking like he's done something bad, and knows he has to tell you, but isn't brave enough to do it yet...\n\nThose downturned...eyebrows? Do birds have eyebrows?",
"When I was a child I read an info-story in a book about peregrine falcons and DDT-caused endangerment. I used to read this book a lot because it was easy to read and had lots of pictures, and so this info-piece has remained in my head all these years. It went into some detail about researcher's attempts to conserve the peregrine falcons. They would raise chicks and feed them with a puppet hand that resembled a peregrine falcon, so that the chicks wouldn't become too accustomed to human contact. They would then tag the chicks and release them from a box once the chicks were old enough.\n\nI must have read that 10 years ago. The book itself must have been published a little earlier than that. It gladdens my heart so much to see the culmination of all these researchers' efforts toward conservation. All the way back then, I assumed the story would end in the future with Peregrine falcons dwindling and eventually fading away. Now the comments inform me that it's the opposite and boy am I glad.",
"What if they're all the same bird?",
"\"Who's a good boy\"",
"8 million people and only a peregrines? Those people are insufferable.",
"Probably looking for your cat...",
"31st floor looks like the 1st roof.",
"I bet you don't see a lot of pigeons near where you live? The city I live in has two resident Peregrins and there are literally NO Pigeons to be found anywhere in the centre.",
"I know one thing for sure - I am not going into the tall grass. ",
"Burn it \n\nEdit: because spiders are horrible D:",
"My vet student girlfriend also said this. ",
"[Do you know what wubalubadubdub means?](https://youtu.be/OGu4Ax3rwFo?t=41)",
"I have a GSD and she does the tilty-head thing if I make silly noises or if I'm coughing a lot she tilts side to side a few times, then pushes her face into my face, which really doesn't help when you're in the middle of dying.",
"Planet Earth II from the BBC did an episode about how life has adapted to cities, including one brilliant section on peregrine falcons (whose natural habitat is cliff faces) hunting off skyscrapers in NYC. \n\nCool to see evidence being posted by redditors.",
"On the upside those are what these Falcons eat. So one day you might have one.",
"Pretty sure you're wrong on that. The cure to dying does seem to be GSD snout to the face.",
"Hamilton Ontario also has a live pereguine-cam http://falcons.hamiltonnature.org/",
"is he the 31st wheel",
"Well I don't know",
"You don’t know if the Grackles then huh. ",
"31st ? 31rd? ",
"r/photoshopbattles",
"\"You're next\".",
"ME TOO they say as they barge in the way\n\nLet me through, make way, it’s my turn cause I’m the same\n\nIn a world that shames us, they wanna be famous\n\nThey don’t want to be nameless so they copy front pages\n\nME TOO, not just you, so you know you’re not alone\n\nME TOO, it’s not through, forget rape now its birds in windows\n\nThere’s no matter of subject matter now\n\nFlattered egos collect, project, and gather crowds.\n\nWhat should be a concern for many over\n\nIs too much to see for all, or too much to shoulder\n\nWatch the masses, kiss their asses, pandering to pointless concerts of crassness\n\nOr the gore that’s reported, false claims supported, penalizing the powerful that can’t be extorted\n\nStay away, stave the day, reject the interest in naming names\n\nForget the social status quo, forget the fact you didn’t win or didn’t know\n\nBe your own original, be the one that learns to grow\n\nJust be something other than everyone else’s mirror show\n",
"Apparently they do better in these big cities than in their natural habitats. They're a rare exception to the eco trend that accompanies the destruction of natural habitats. ",
"If the skateboarder is a pigeon, then yes, they are concerned.",
"Yea, but that’s in a dive. It’s “falling with style” like Buzz Lightyear. They aren’t that fast when they’re actually flying horizontally. There are much faster birds if you are comparing actual flight instead of dives. There are even bats that can fly over 100mph. Swifts and Albatrosses are the fastest flyers depending on who you ask. A satellite tracked Grey-headed Albatross flew 78mph and sustained that speed for 8 hours straight. This is a huge bird with a 7ft wingspan. It can also drink salt water, which is neat. Birds are pretty badass.",
"Falcon right mate!",
"may he confused?",
"He/she is beautiful and dangggg those talons look like they could do some serious damage",
"\"I'm so high right now.\"",
"\"PUT THE KFC BUCKET DOWN!!!\"",
"Only office companions I have are rats, and I kill them in traps",
"All these people with friends outside their office windows need to get themselves a copy of J. A. Baker’s ‘The Peregrine.’",
"Fun fact: Those metal pieces you see behind the falcon are there to keep homeless people from sleeping on the ledge.",
"dignity"
] | 151 |
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I also have a 31st floor friend
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/r/pics/comments/7rcybq/im_not_interested_in_meeting_my_10th_floor_friend/
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[
"Ummm, your doing this wrong. Today seems to be National Reddit Bird day. ",
"LET ME IN... I'M GUNNA...",
"He seems so happy to meet you though. ",
"I'm guessing that's bigger than it looks, and that you had to walk backwards several steps to get the whole thing in shot?",
"Let me tell you bout the birds and the bees",
"Let me in, I'm a fairy.",
"He looks high.",
"jesus christ god damn",
"My God, that fucker is so huge that you can see his claws. ",
"He was about 3 inches long."
] | 10 |
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I'm not interested in meeting my 10th floor friend.
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/r/pics/comments/7rcyi0/my_cat_always_sits_down_with_me_when_i_eat_she/
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[
"You are mean! Bad human! Bad! ",
"Wow she is beautiful! ",
"burger king wings?\n",
"Burger King has wings? "
] | 4 |
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My cat always sits down with me when I eat. She regrets it every time.
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/r/pics/comments/7rcz6v/something_lurking_below_the_surface/
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[
"What is it?",
"An alligator snapping turtle. Found in western Arkansas.",
"That's terrifying ",
"Wow, at first I thought it was a reflection from the sun. That's a monster turtle!",
"Pretty much a dinosaur!",
"Did you belly crawl off the ice after? Man, I don’t think I’d risk it with that monster underneath. \n\nI guess the turtle would move slow being that cold though. ",
"Are you sitting on swamp ice?",
"Reminds me of this scene in The Hobbit: Battle of the Five Armies.\nhttps://imgur.com/a/M0igN",
"Jeez that thing could probably take your hand off ",
"Probably shoot your eye out.",
"With your swamp ass?",
"They are bad nasty",
"Man I have to say, you had some real balls sitting on that thin ice over that giant alligator snapping turtle that totally could have removed your balls dispite them being gigantic. ",
"Fun fact: Some turtles can \"breathe\" through their cloaca.",
"Turtle experts... is this not like super bad news for the turtle? (The ice not the man)",
"duck hunting I'll bet",
"Anyone else see Haley Joel Osment?",
"No I'm pretty sure it's a turtle",
"It's OPs post and if he wants it to be a dinosaur then it's a dinosaur. You'll have your turn to post later, and then you can pretend your post is a turtle, okay? Now play nice, boys.",
"They grow up to 300 pounds. Found throughout [this entire range](http://www.tnwatchablewildlife.org/rangemaps/11061521485287717rangemap.gif).",
"This man obviously died 20 seconds after this photo and the turtle now has his reddit password.",
"I believe they stick their nose above water so they can breath a little when it freezes and then go into hibernation. At least that's what I found out last time I saw this pic",
"Probably steal your daughter.",
"I'm no expert but it should be fine. Cold blooded animals require less oxygen when frozen like this.",
"Was it a actually living or has it frozen in the ice? ",
"Oh shit!",
"Confused at what I was looking at, then my butthole clenched when I saw.... ",
"Secondhand Turtles.",
"Dorf on turtles. ",
"Underrated comment of the week",
"Does this kill the turtle?",
"Some snapper species have been unchanged for the last 90 million years or so. They're pretty much dinosaurs.",
"Came here to say this! Glad I’m not the only one.",
"IDGAF what creature it is if there is any sort of creature in the water below me I nope the fuck out of there",
"Did it dieds? ",
"Some aquatic turtles can actually breath underwater through their cloaca. I believe alligator snappers are in that category. And man talk about bad breath.... Ba dum ching",
"Really just need about three fiddy...",
"I doubt he'll be much of a threat at this time of year. Very slow or dormant.",
"That should definitely extend more into central KY, as we would find them all around east of Louisville.",
"They are down in Louisiana as well.",
"Haley Joel and the dude from It's Always Sunny had a redneck love child. ",
"I like turtles",
"Is that thing alive? If the water beneath is just above frozen the reptiles metabolism will be ground to a stop. Do they hibernate? \n\nEDIT: Did some reading and apparently they can bumble around underneath the ice.\nhttps://www.northcountrypublicradio.org/news/story/24195/20140227/natural-selections-how-do-turtles-survive-a-winter-underwater\n\n",
"Young Tim Allen?",
"HOLY FUCK RUN AWAY",
"hunter2?",
"I know they left central Florida off that map but I have definitely caught at least two of this fuckers when fishing. ",
"YOU GODDAMN LOCH NESS MONSTER!",
"Hunter69",
"What's the meaning of all the ******?",
"I must've done it wrong and it censored it...\n\n\\*******\n\nShowing up now?",
"Yep!",
"Overrated comment of the week ",
"Plus the turtle is hesitant to act because the guy looks just enough like Chuck Norris.",
"I couldn't think of the name but that is exactly it. ",
"Marit Lage!",
"How does it breathe with a sheet of ice over the pond?",
"More like Oh Snap. ",
"Snapping turtles can survive for months under the ice without surfacing. They can absorb oxygen through their mouth and cloaca and their shell helps neutralize lactic acid that builds up. ",
"All I see is hunter2.",
"no it breathes at cochella",
"the guy? huh?",
"Haley Joel Osmond?",
"Don't just sit there fuking help it",
"I thought he looked like skinny, present-day Haley Joel Osment.",
"Good, it's sometimes tricky to figure out formatting on the Reddit machine.",
"Mystery over. Cthon98 identity revealed.",
"Woof",
"Rip",
"Is that a turtle? If it is that’s quite the snapper on it. ",
"This dude looks like Duncan Trussell ",
"Holy heck. https://youtu.be/WT2eLretCWE. This turtle is still straight up /r/thisismylifenow. ",
"He looks more like Jim Henson to me. ",
"I know him IRL. ",
"Cloaca as in ass? ",
"Bosco",
"I doubt the turtle has even the energy to bite if the water is that cold.\n\nReptiles just don't handle cool temperatures nearly as well as many fish.",
"Ass... Mouth... Vagina... Whatever orifice related needs you might have.",
"I am a bit surprised it isn't buried in the mud more.",
"Cloacas are assholes that do everything... poop pee penis vagina and breathing apparently",
"Can't see anything? Any tips?",
"Look to the right of his legs, under the ice.",
"These are mean fuckers, and this is a huge one. ",
"Yours is a sweet tooth. ",
"r/nocontext",
"Big old snapping turtle 🐢 ",
"I can taste that swamp ass from here. Yum!!",
"what kind of dog is that?",
"In an order that would surprise you",
"Hey that was a really cool video thanks for sharing.",
"A young Tim Allen with a young Turtle Alligator \n\n\n(I know it's an alligator turtle)",
"it sounds great until you realize that every breath smells like your poop.",
"Is this Adam Sandlers next movie",
"It has 100 more points than the comment it is responding to, it is very appreciated.",
"Most reptiles that live in areas that get this cold have adaptations that allow them to survive. While it is possible some animals get caught unprepared for winter, if you find a seemingly dead reptile in a cold place under water or under a rock or log or something, it is probably hibernating. Some species of frogs bury themselves underwater for months on end, their metabolisms slow to the point that a lung full of air lasts them the entire time.\n\nTL;DR: Chances are the turtle chose that spot and got itself ready for the ice and is fine, or will be fine when spring comes around. Unlikely the turtle was caught unprepared for winter and just froze in a lake.",
"After looking at this photo i realised that is not 5 meters up the tree. I might be an idiot",
"This is the real money comment. Srsly dying. ",
"lol that thing can bite an arm off, that turtle needs to becareful",
"Damn, dude, do you have hollow bones or something? That is some thin ice. ",
"Oh, you may stray, but you’ll always return to your dark master.",
"Alligator snappers can most definitely take your hand off... and they have some serious neck articulation which makes them extremely dangerous to handle at all. OP has some serious gnards here... especially considering how thin that ice probably is.",
"That is a monster ",
"It's an older meme sir, but it checks out. ",
"Thank you for your response. I'm glad to hear this. ",
"For real im laughing so hard at this",
"Of a dark Scottish Loch...",
"They a protected animal. Don’t eat them",
"Truth be told they're more likely to eat you.",
"It’s fine",
"You’re a disgusting human. ",
"they breath through their bumholes.",
"You know, that whole Bosco plot was hilarious. Have your upvotes, both of you. ",
"adorable ",
"Did he make it off the ice? ",
"So experts, is he hibernating, like asleep or can he see the guy on the ice?",
"Maybe a little Jason Lee in there?",
"what race or creature is under the ice? I honestly didnt like the hobbit franchise so i kind of blocked it all out.",
"MR. ARE YOU SLEEPING?",
"Hence the bad breath comment. ",
"whats up with this fucking hunters man",
"But I'm typing my password and all you see is stars? That's awesome!",
"I would imagine that the extreme cold has left the turtle lethargic if not entirely catatonic. ",
"We had a boat oar once that had a V shaped chunk taken out of it by a much smaller one. My grandfather and great grandfather used to trap them for turtle soup. My grandfather tried pushing one away under the seat of the other end of the boat and he snapped. He was half this size. This one has to be well over a hundred years old. ",
"Just enough, plus the distortion from the ice.....no sane turtle would take the risk. ",
"I don’t see a guy? All i see is some turtle under ice.",
"But would you take a chance anyway? ",
"It's the orc leader. "
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[
"Where should I put my unwanted dick-pics, is the real question.",
"Well it depends. Did you print them or etch them in glass? ",
"Not passive aggressive...\n\nPassive aggressive would be: \"No it's fine. You go ahead and throw away whatever you want. Someone else will sort it out for you. That's what we are here for. To sort your trash from what is obviously a recyclable.\"",
" The problem seems be they have a lousy recycling company if they only do plastic and glass but not paper products or aluminum cans. "
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The level of passive aggressiveness over office recycling
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"I don't get it",
"What is?",
"Yes I do not get it"
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"What is this?",
"flapjack",
"Looks delicious"
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"Wasted is not the correct word for this fine purchase.",
"This is a good buy!\n",
"Hope you used a MasterCard cause that is priceless.",
"Now you need a hospital, a crowded elevator and a pig's heart in a plastic ziplock bag. Prank achieved. Probably not near the cardiac ward though.",
"Especially if OP works in a hospital. \n\n“I forgot lunch today guys, let me go grab some leftovers from the fridge”",
"[Here](https://www.amazon.com/dp/B007M2OHEY/ref=cm_sw_r_cp_apa_5LsyAb4EZ3RVQ) for those who want one",
"My mom works at a lung transplant unit. She bought the same lunchbox, but had to get rid of it because she was sick of people asking her if there was an actual organ in there.",
"I have this. It's brilliant but the handle will hear out first. Also it's washable for when it gets a bit grey.",
"The disclaimer/warning on the bottom cracks me up every time.",
"What's on the bottom? Something about it not being suitable for actually transporting organs, I'd guess?",
"It is at the bottom of the description.\n\n>\tNote- this bag is actually for keeping liverwurst, not livers",
"I have one too! Great for lunch convo ",
"I just got the exact same bag a few days ago at Goodwill for $4! But I work our family bakery so nobody cares what I put my lunch in. \nEdit: get-got ",
"originally from [ThinkGeek](http://www.thinkgeek.com/product/e72e/)",
"My sister's wife is a nurse and has this exact lunchbox!",
"There’s a guy I pass a few times a month on the way home from work that has one set up in the back window of his car.",
"Precisely, it stops just short of saying \"hey dumbass, don't *really* use this for transplanting organs\".",
"> this product is no longer available",
"Don't leave home without it.\n\nOh, wait, wrong slogan.",
"And them ***\"mmmmmmm\"*** whenever you take a bit out of whatever is in it. Then, awkwardly stare at people when you are chewing.",
"Dude I so want this ",
"It was only $20 bucks op lol",
"No for eating ",
"That's what everyone said before I started having human organs for lunch. Then it's all, \"Eww! Murderer! Put your hands on the air! Have you got any grey poupon?\" and stuff.",
"They sold out of this at christmas time. Was on husbands wishlist and couldnt get it",
"Only eat roasted beets. ",
"I want to see some in scrubs carrying this in NYC, tripping and fully falling directly on top of it. Bonus points for filming near a hospital. ",
"Unless this lunch box was under $2, then the amount of funny achieved vs money spent on this isn't worth it. ",
"No no. Near a cardiac ward is best so when everyone goes into cardiac arrest at the sight of that, they’re already where they need to be.",
"Fair point. If I was about to have a heart attack, I would try to situate myself as close to a hospital as possible."
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"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Order_of_Santiago\n\n",
"You could Assinassin's Creed the shit outta this building.",
"true. ;)"
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[
"American Kestrel, female. ",
"Thank you! We thought it was just a really chunky hawk. Our accounting guy thought it was a Coopers Hawk",
"She looks cold. You should invite her in for some tea and mouse bits.",
"Gorgeous! Ferocious little guys. ",
"I love her!",
"Which building? So cool. I'll have to look out for these birds. ",
"Aaw, she looks like she has a little helmet on her.",
"He, too, likes to look at caged animals for fun. ",
"The Lasalle Wacker Building in the loop! This is on the side that faces the El and the Thompson Center",
"Why not a male? Females should have more rufous on the top of the head and more extensive streaking on the breast. ",
"The lesser coverts (wings) should have more grey coloring on them in order to be a male. This one has no grey showing, therefor it’s a female. Both sexes show a rufous cap on the head. Streaking isn’t totally distinctive either. "
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[
"What are the red berries in the stem? ",
"Elderberry, I think.",
"Looks like maybe [**red currants**](https://www.google.com/search?rlz=1C1CHBD_enUS719US719&biw=1242&bih=598&tbm=isch&sa=1&ei=IRJhWq28C-Ssggfh1IHYCQ&q=red+currants&oq=red+currants&gs_l=psy-ab.3..0i67k1j0l6j0i5i30k1l3.4308.4308.0.4501.1.1.0.0.0.0.87.87.1.1.0....0...1c.1.64.psy-ab..0.1.87....0.tLhwVcBwhds)",
"I think they're lingonberries",
"a beautiful barrage. ",
"Colors so vibrant they broke my monitor.",
"Nom nom nom ",
"Summer berries ❤️",
"I set the saturation to 11.",
"What if I just want one type of berry? ",
"Need this in my life ASAP",
"red currants",
"Man that is a gorgeous assortment. How much would a basket cost?",
"Those are Cranberries and they are amazing sauted with a tad bit of oil and sugar and spritz of lemon. ",
"In summer in Prague? 2 eur I guess.",
"A small carton of strawberries is like $5 (4 Euro) in Manhattan right now. Just strawberries :'( ",
"Perks of living in the centre of the world.",
"Paying more for strawberries isn’t a perk ^^^/jk ^^^I ^^^kid ^^^I ^^^kid",
"Dump 5 of the containers out on the table and start sorting.",
"From working in a grocery store and mutliple marketing companies, \"How do we sell more produce?\"\n\nAnswer: Shrink container so it looks over-filled as if youre getting more than youre paying for regardless of how inconvenient it will be to carry, and always point the colorful end outwards to hide the stems.",
"SHARI'S BERRIES, EVERYONE!",
"Apparently they’re 3-4 berries at once or no one knows.",
"Do you noe dae wey ",
"They appear to be currants, and if you're American there's a solid chance you have never tasted them before, because for most of modern history they've been illegal to grow, and depending on where you live, might still be.\n\nCurrants are a common flavor in most of Europe, and were cultivated in America hundreds of years ago, but it turned out they were carrying a variety of blister fungus that was devastating to the White Pine, and therefore devastating to the American timber industry.\n\nTo save the industry, America outlawed the growing of currants (and some related plants) in the early 1900s. The bans are still largely enforced at the state level, though in the last couple of decades some have begun challenging those laws and a small number of farmers are now producing tiny crops of currants.\n\nBut there's no market for them here, largely because most Americans have simply never tasted currant before and have also replaced the tart, mildly-sweet flavor with other produce, like cranberries or blackberries.\n\nThis is also the reason purple candies from overseas are often quite startling to American palates, as in America a purple candy suggests grape flavoring, while almost all purple candies produced in Europe are currant. A pack of skittles from the UK would likely confuse and alarm the average American.",
"Over-saturation at the Photoshop market in Photoshop",
"I have fond memories of how sweet the strawberries I ate in Prague were.",
"I think \"confuse and alarm\" might be a little strong for people reacting to a flavor they didn't expect. ",
"Says someone who's never had a mouthful of currant when they were expecting grape!\n\nSeriously though, fair point. Maybe I sensationalized a bit... ",
"[I gotchu](https://i.imgur.com/m3hTfFI.jpg)",
"It's the middle of winter tho",
"They are also pretty sour, and do best as a jam or jelly, or as one of a few fruits in a pie. We actually used to have a red currant bush in our back yard in Ontario.\nBlack currants are much sweeter and you see them a lot more. Creme de Cassis, and Ribena are probably the 2 most common items.",
"Instagram quality berries ",
"Take picture of imported fruit and crank that sat way up",
"I think they're actually dingleberries from southern Holland",
"Fun fact: Strawberries and raspberries technically aren't berries. But bananas and watermelon are.",
"I love berries.",
"Red currant is the tits!",
"And how much do you love them?",
"It's like getting graped in the mouth. \n",
"To be fair, I was confused and alarmed when I found out that the green American Skittles were suddenly that nasty apple flavor instead of lime. ",
"For those in the US, you can buy a berry tart at Trader Joes, in the frozen section, that contains raspberries, blueberries and currants. Very tasty and simple, fresh dessert.",
"Big ass strawberries",
"I lol'd",
"Those are some swole fucking strawberries ",
"1 million",
"He's going to **WHAT** them in the mouth?",
"You have failed me.",
"I haven’t had good tasting fruits for a long time. Here everything looks perfectly shaped but has a sour taste instead of being it sweet. ",
"I was just in Prague a month ago, saw these exact baskets at a tourist gift market. They were sold by the pound (to deceive tourists who saw a number and thought that was the actual price) and came out to be around $7",
"red currant, I have them in my garden",
"Whoever did this is a fucking criminal. Bring back lime. ",
"Was there like two weeks ago, was about $4 euro I think. It is winter though.",
"Yum",
"As an American, I ate a currant flavored skittle once and I immediately divorced my wife, quit my job, shot my dog, and have since lived my life as a confused homeless drunk. ",
"Tie you to the radiator and grape you.",
"It was the nastiest surprise. I don't know why everything seems to be going green apple. The only candy where it was kind of acceptable was Runts, purely because the lime ones always tasted kind of bitter. \n\nBut Skittles? Fuck that noise. Sure, lime made it into the Darkside mix and those were good, but it *belongs* with the original. ",
"Bring us the Skittles Lime Killer! -------E",
"It's a crime to call them Skittles original when the make up has changed. ",
"Call 866 fruit everybody!",
"I was trying to explain to my husband what currants taste like the other night. The closest I could come was one of the flavors in wildberry skittles. ",
"I did?",
"Member Boba Fett? Member??",
"Berry much so.",
"Man, it must suck if you're the strawberries at the bottom of the box. Like you weren't pretty enough to make it to the top so now you're just a prop so the good looking ones are placed on you. ",
"Skittles Lime Matters",
"I can still taste the betrayal ",
"Interesting that Americans dont know them while they are so common here in Germany. You find them in many gardens. My mother makes tasty jam from it, though the black ones are even better for that purpose.\n\n",
"Clearly you haven't met the average American. ",
"omg blackberries. I don't think I've seen them fresh since emigrating to Australia. We used to pick them wild as kids in Wales. They're a prolific weed with annual tastiness and clothes-staining, followed by a long period of just being a thorny cunt of a bush.",
"Berry nice!",
"I got the fact but not the fun. Could you send that separately if possible?",
"“Taste’s very strange!”",
"s/he wanted you to say 'berry much' instead of 1 million, just fyi",
"wow nice",
"Wrong! I ate some Skittles in France once. Shot my mom.",
"In summer you easily have to pay up to 10 € for this. When you are in Prague just go to a local supermarket and buy your fruits there. Also check the YouTube channel Honest Guide when you plan to visit Prague. He provides interessting tips and safes you from scams. ",
"I believe it’s black currants that were outlawed, not red currents. ",
"The painbow, indeed. ",
"It can grow on almost anything in the genus Ribes, which includes most kinds of currant and gooseberry, but blackcurrant was definitely the more popular commercial crop so I wouldn't be surprised to see it called out specifically by name in some of the old docs. ",
"I've never met a black currant before. Hi there!\n\n",
"That’s what I thought as well. Saw these kinds of berries quite a lot in Norway ",
"First of all, it's because you said \"we're\".\n\nSecond, the correct nomenclature is African American currant. Fuck off you insensitive currant.",
"Berry nice",
"And cream?",
"Yeah, I'd never had them until about a year ago when I found this out and immediately mail ordered every currant flavored thing I could find on the internet. It's a pretty significant flavor for us to be missing out on. ",
"These berry arrangements are usually found at the tourist trap markets and are very overpriced.",
"Speak for yourself.",
"You can get dried currants in America. They taste pretty good, better than raisins but they are also way more expensive. The higher price makes sense now if they can't be grown in America. ",
"\"Prague\"\n\nI can just feel the e-coli",
"US Trees are always under attack. Canada doesn't even trust our trees!",
">Prague\n\n>by the pound\n\nNope. Maybe you meant kilos? ",
"Red currents? \n\nIs that what women get once every month?\n\n",
"Shit u got it b4 me ",
"We have currants, albeit not that kind.",
"Nope. Red currants.",
"TIL that red currants are news to a large proportion of the world. I have bushes of them in my garden, they're awesome.",
"Cooooool. I remember cooking with currant jams and thinking it was old school and didn’t understand why I couldn’t find them fresh in the US. This was before I knew how to google ",
"Currants. Pretty much just sour berries. A very common sight in Sweden. \n\nGrew up with a huge bush of both red and black ones in my neighbor's yard. Very rarely touched them.",
"From my mid-east European experience:\n\nThey taste like a styrofoam with mild strawberry smell. The ones from the bottom of the box will be 10 times better.",
"Those are some extremely inconvenient containers. I bet whoever had to set that up took forever precariously balancing berries on top of one another. Only to have someone be like, \"uhhh, can I have a bag for these?\" and then just dumping the container in their bag. How could you even carry that without spilling!",
"Berry much",
"Also ridiculously overpriced compared to a store.\nAnd the salespeople were really pushy towards us too",
"They are very common in Denmark, we call them \"ribs\" here.\n\nMy mother got a bush that produces a whooping 7kg of berries every single year. The bush is between 20-45 years old.",
"As a Brit living in America, the two things I miss the most are pubs and blackcurrant candies ",
"I don't even remember writing this",
"Green apple is amazing shut your whore mouth",
"most of these aren't actually berries so you're in luck",
"Where the hell are you living, the Kimberly? They're growing wild all over here, you can pick them yourself as well as being available at the market. Think you need to get out more.",
"It's \"Rips\" in Norway :)",
"[Aaaaaand cream!](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/facebook/000/004/673/2hmk8pv.jpg)",
"It's been such a long time since I've seen good strawberries. The strawberries in the UK are small, tart, and full of bruises and holes",
"It is out of season for strawberries anyway. No reason to buy them if it isn't summer, because they wouldn't taste like anything but water anyway.",
"Apple is boss!!\n\nI wish it was Pink Lady apple, though. So so goddam good.\n\n\nEdit: *PINK*, not spunk...",
"Black currants are where it’s at.",
"Please don't bring back lime. They already have lemon. Along with orange it was 3 citrus flavors - way too much representation for one fruit group.",
"You can find red currant jelly in the States. Soooo good.",
"Currants. They can be fairly tart. My grandmother used to grow a ton of them in her backyard. She also grew corn, gooseberries, strawberries, and kohlrabi. ",
"And it's from Europe, not Safeway, so it doesn't taste like melted plastic!\n\n\n",
"250g of strawberries like 15 czk but only during summer. Same goes for every other berry you seem.",
"Seven? Absolutely disgusting.",
"Those colors. Splendid.",
"Can I fuck these berries ",
"God bless the poles.",
"Nah, gooseberries are the superior ribes.",
"Most of the Publixs in my area (in Florida) have a small European section and carry the Black currant and apple concentrate and holy shit is it good. Now I make everyone try it and they love it.",
"Found the Mars employee - bury this fool in lime skittles! ",
"Fuck yo green apple. ",
"hmm.. confusing *and* alarming.\n\n10/10",
"I heard this guy in Florida ate currants and proceeded to bite some guy's face off.\n\n\nCurrants. Not even once ",
"I never knew currents were illegal anywhere! That's really interesting. If they're illegal in Indiana, I guess my mom has been flirting with the law for the last 30+ years. She's grown them every year since they've been in that house. ",
"[me when I eat Euro Skittles](https://youtu.be/bV6iTMaLquw)",
"Yes they are red currants. I missed those so much since I moved to US. My mom found a bush somewhere and now she got them in the backyard along with black currants and gooseberries. Best berries ever!",
"If you want delicious and enormous strawberries (or any fruit really) go to Japan or the closest authentic Japanese market. They really have some insanely talented fruit breeders.",
"Not anymore",
"Currants grow wild in a lot of places in the US, but the taste a bit different. Generally more sweet. I was in Prague last summer and got a few baskets of fruit like OP posted and some extra currants. They were good, but far more bitter than the ones I'm used to picking in the wild.",
"Samsung style",
"/r/foodporn",
"From my Czech experience\n\nThey are just chewy water with slightly sour aftertaste that might resemble a strawberry. But they taste pretty much like our store bought tomatoes",
"Czech here. The big strawberries are most likely tasteless or slightly sour chewy water. Much like our store-bought tomatoes would be. ",
"I didn't come to praise the berry, I came to seize it.",
"15 czk is roughly 50 euro cents for those who wonder. Pretty much the price of a bottled average quality lager beer (+ 6 czk/ 20 cents for the bottle that you can return.. to buy more beer later)... so there is your Sophie's choice. \n\nThe best strawberries I had in Prague would be from Kunratice. ",
"Average middle-class Czech's income is about 7k-10k eur/year (somewhere between 180k-250k czk). People are amazed how Czech Republic can be cheap and all but often forget the wages are proportional. The same job I do now in Bournemouth pays me about £20k/year (22k Eur) while I had about £8k (9k Eur) in Prague. Yes, my rent is pretty much double (in Bournemouth) of what I've paid in Prague but my disposable income is now more that doubled to the proportion of what my expenses are on other things like food, petrol, clothing etc (rent about £8,5k a year in BMTH, about £4,5k in Prague). ",
"Yeah, that's what they're called in Austria, or Tyrol at least.",
"> lingonberries\n\nAlso very common in the Czech rep. But I reckon that's a red currant",
"that's what we call them in Austria, \"Ribisel\" to be exact :) where are you from?",
"BERRIES AT AN OUTDOOR MARKET IN PRAGUE NED! ",
"Wow i had no idea these were not widespread in the US. Thx!",
"Preach",
"Ribisel is Austrian German, you will hear it in South Tyrol and Bavaria too.\n\nGermans say Johannisbeeren.\n\nBut apparently it comes from an arabic word that was translated into Latin (ribes), then Italian, then it was adopted by Slavs and Austrians.",
"I bought some dried currants once or twice, tasty. I even mixed some in with some applesauce. ETA those were likely black, not red",
"Fantastic! I had no idea. I used to live in Poland and they were everywhere. My mother-in-law grew a number of varieties. Since I moved back to the US my polish wife has been dad to see that she can't find them and most Americans don't know what they are. Now we know why!",
"rebel mom. i hope you're using a vpn.",
"Canada sells America lumber. You guys don't even trust your own trees.",
"One could say they are in fact swoleberries",
"Love gooseberries so much. I always get excited when I see a dessert with gooseberries and am often disappointed when it ends up being cape gooseberries (aka physalis, aka ground cherry).\n",
"So that’s why! I always wondered why I’ve never seen this delicacy anywhere in the US, only in Europe ",
"you can get red and white currents at the farmers market in boston. ",
"To me it looks like those are American blueberries though, not European bilberries.\n",
"Fuck lime",
"Destract them with berries while we steal their wallets",
"Fun will arrive in 3-12 business days.",
"Thanks, but I'll pass. I live in a village and we grow our own food, *berries included.",
"Yes I agree, I was simply saying that my initial thought was lingonberries because they bear quite a resemblance",
"Damn Prague is looking pretty tempting now",
"reeeeeeeeeee",
"american here. what are the little round red ones on top?",
"Red currants. ",
"I’ve seen red currants and goose berries at farmers markets in DC and NY. Nowhere on the West Coast so far. :(",
"🤦♀️",
"A lot of dried black currants (in chocolate bars at least) sold in America actually *are* raisins. I was pretty disappointed when I found out. Maybe the ones sold by themselves are real. ",
"Try some fruit from a farmers market if you have one in your city. It’s often more expensive, but the quality tends to be much better.",
"Yeah...",
"Those were some happy strawberries. No stress and weather must have been perfect for them",
"Skol, mon ami! Schnen tag!",
"Strawberry stacking wizardry in the back. ",
"I don’t think a watermelon would fit in that container.",
"Berry interesting...",
"Indeed! The market for currants is starting to open up in the last few years. Around 2006 some small farmers began the various legal processes necessary to change laws, obtain permits, etc and currants have begun finding their way to farmer's markets and store shelves - they just haven't received that great of a reception since most of us in America have not only never had a currant, but are largely unaware of their existence.",
"Well, it's largely enforced at the state level, and unless you live in an area with a huge timber industry that is specifically dependent on white pine, no one is likely to enforce a 1911 ban on a kind of berry most of us don't realize exists.\n\nReally at this point it's more like one of those silly old-timey laws that are still on the books because no one has bother to remove them.",
"Publix is just about the only thing I miss about living in Florida, and I miss it even more now.",
"Well, I can't do anything about the pubs, nor can I guarantee these are the same quality or flavor you're accustomed to, but... http://www.pd.net/node/109",
"The Danish \"ribs\" thing is super interesting, since currants are of the genus Ribes the words just HAVE to be related somehow. Language is fun.",
"I'm American and didn't know others are unfamiliar with currants. You can find dried currants next to raisins at most grocery stores where I live. My mom makes a broccoli salad with dried currants that is phenomenal. ",
"It's Johannisbeere (John's berry) in Germany since they usually get ripe at the end of June and [Saint John's Eve](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Saint_John%27s_Eve) is at that time.\n",
"\nThey come in [red](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/8/8d/Ribes_rubrum_a1.jpg) and [black](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a8/Schwarzejohannisbeere.jpg)\n\nAnd both taste very different. The red ones are sour-sweet and the black ones have a very distinct almost perfume like additional taste and smell. That's why you usually cook the black ones into jam while the red ones are ok to eat raw.",
"Omg amazing. You're doing the lord's work. ",
"Berries are the best!",
"yummm i luv berries",
"I have friends who travel to the UK quite often and I always send them with enough money to buy me 5-6 jars of currant preserves. That stuff is delicious. Way better than blueberry or grape jams.",
"How do they hide the cocaine in these guys??",
" How dare you",
"I got both types of bushes at my place. Wife makes jam/jelly and syrup out of them: blackcurrant jam is so good it ought to be illegal.",
"Ah",
"Yes, my mistake!",
"aah, cool! That explains it :)",
"I can imagine people acting like the \"White People Realize Beyonce is Black\" SNL skit. \n",
"Yeah totally true according to my co-worker, who said it was his brother’s face that got bitten off. Apparently he didn’t just eat it but he freebased it then smoked it in currant pipe. Went cray cray I seconds! I started a GoFund me to help with his hospital bills. If anyone wants to contribute hit me up and I’ll sent you the link! He’s a fighter but still everyone keep him in your prayers! ",
"It's the only colorful thing these days in Prague."
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"It's very... vanilla...",
"Username checks out",
"its hardcore but cute. Whats not to like. It covers all bases. "
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My new ink
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[
"Lies... that's not watercolor, it's clearly water*grayscale*",
"It kind of looks like Rowan Atkinson/Mr Bean. ",
"True ",
"Came to say the same!",
"It's still a wonderful painting 🙂",
"Looks like Eddie Munster. Lol.",
"Omg yeah!"
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I painted Dracula in watercolors today
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"I wrote in another post how spin-off posts don't usually amuse me but damn I love this phenomenon ",
"I live on the 1st floor and dont have a feathered friend :(",
"Is that blue steel he’s doing?",
"“Where’s my money?! It’s 3 o’clock like we said.”",
"I work at a lake and have geese that storm my dock regularly demanding cheez-its. They're kinda jerks so I don't find it endearing but I guess it's sort of the same. A large female water snake too, year after year. Maybe I should post their pics.",
"He goes from blue steel to full derp.\n",
"I’ve been in traffic in that very spot. ",
"Dump a whole box of cheez-its on your dock, and reap that sweet karma!!",
"Is that a Peregrine falcon? that's fucking awesome!",
"**Birds are dinosaurs of the sky!**",
"Haaaa.... I just posted it :)",
"You need australian magpies, they're good friends if a little noisy sometimes.",
"\"Which car should I poop on today?\"",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Ah yes, the bakemonogatari pose",
"Cute :) ",
"Connecticut?",
"Hartford Steam Boiler Building maybe",
"Yea Hartford",
"Correct!",
"Happy cake day!",
"Fartford!",
"Take a picture, it'll last longer ",
"Its funny seeing hartford here ",
"These Disney princesses, I swear!",
"Ah, a fellow Connectican.\nGreetings!",
"Hey, I work in the building diagonally across the river. I'll wave tomorrow :)",
"**FARTLORD**",
"r/officebirds \n\n...I have no idea if this is a real sub, but I think we ought to try ",
"Aasftvbjiutfvbkolnnredvhhn....... STOMPS FEET like a lil Whiney bitch!!! I want to have a job, high up, in an office building with windows,and have birds visit me, so I can take cool pictures and share them as well!!! 😢 bye- cool pic op🤗",
"i am upvoting birds today",
"No it's a bird",
"Seems like a lot of raptors love office building window wells.",
"Good friends, unless you are a cyclist....",
"A valiant effort\n\n",
"Well it does say on the sign New London.",
"Peregrine!! Way cool!!!",
"“How do I look?”",
"I live on the first floor and have to deal with their leftovers.",
"He looks so fabulous on the right.....",
"You'll all really enjoy the final episode of planet earth 2 about city habitats I think. Netflix ftw.",
"[Peregrine Falcon - Fastest Animal On The Planet](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Peregrine_falcon)\nFastest Recorded Speed of 242 mph",
"1st picture your about 1 flag away from being North Korean level brain washed patriotic.\n\n2nd picture what happened to the flags?",
"You have a very cool view from [this building.](https://imgur.com/a/hsAhw)",
"Theres a new london in WI",
"The infamous [SHAFT Head Tilt](http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/shaft-head-tilt)",
"This is the 3rd post of the kind with the same type of bird.\n\nWhat species is it?\n",
"CONNECTICUT?",
"He knows exactly what he's doing",
"Hello from Fairfield! ",
"Hello CT redditor!"
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"That vulture is sunning itself. Trying to warm up before flying. Cool!",
"Impressive and awesome. ",
"A vulture waiting around is always a good sign. ",
"I feel like it’s chanting wu-tang "
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My sister's office features this GIANT friend outside the window. Most days he watches and stares. Today he tried to either intimidate her...or give her a hug
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[
"That could be my own father and wouldn’t even be able to tell ",
"It's from this story. https://mobile.nytimes.com/2018/01/17/business/rick-perry-energy-photographer.html?referer=android-app://com.google.android.googlequicksearchbox",
"Unless you follow the specified steps really really carefully BEFORE you do anything, the whistleblowing laws generally aren't very helpful.",
"Fat old coal baron with his oxygen in his nose. Might as well be a political cartoon ",
"Well everyone knows the law is there to protect corporations. I wish I could add an /s there. ",
"Maybe this clears it up. https://static01.nyt.com/images/2018/01/16/us/00whistleblower3/merlin_132321596_f9cc068c-8bf1-4296-8554-7d9bdccc3c42-superJumbo.jpg?quality=100&auto=webp",
"that's like the coal version of the texas oilman on the simpsons. ",
"Attempting to make your boss look bad is not \"whistle-blowing.\" It's not illegal, and it's not even shocking. The governor of an energy-dependant state is friends with the head of a large energy company? I would be more shocked if they didn't know each other. ",
"This is all true, but the memo that Mr. Murray supplied is pretty damning in specifically targeting a divestment of the EPA.",
"That just means you're used to corruption. ",
"They are old buddies from N....rhead ranch. ",
"This title hurts my brain",
"Linked right off that article is Murray Energy's [action plan](https://www.nytimes.com/interactive/2018/01/09/climate/document-Murray-Energy-Action-Plan.html) for the administration.\n\n\nSeems like they didn't like images of them being close getting publicized to allow this action plan to move forward with little scrutiny. Everyone that this administration has put in place is actively dismantling their department and giving parts away to their cronies.",
"Sounds like the photographer was an asshole.",
"The /s could still be added though cause I think a majority of people think they're actually there to protect whistleblowers. I think few people actually know what it entails to go through the steps. ",
"If you're going to say it, say it. Don't try to put it in my head.\n\nRick Perry inherited [Niggerhead Ranch](https://www.washingtonpost.com/national/rick-perry-familys-hunting-camp-still-known-to-many-by-old-racially-charged-name/2011/10/01/gIQAOhY5DL_story.html) from his father. He insists that his family painted over the large rock at the entrance of the ranch in 1983 or 1984 immediately after they bought it, although everyone interviewed regarding the ranch said they saw it through the 80's and 90's. One ranch worker says he believed (but is not certain) he saw it in 2008, shortly before Perry's run for the presidency.\n\nAnd it's entirely possible they did meet there. Rick Perry used Niggerhead Ranch as a resort and meeting spot with VIPs.\n\nIn the Washington Post story from 2011, 'Chuck Wilson, the manager of the Hendrick ranch, said that particular parcel is now called “North Camp Pasture.”\n\n“It was given the name several years ago,” Wilson said in an interview last week. “Probably, I’m thinking, about five years ago.”",
"Scumbags...",
"Here's what gets me about both Perry and GWB: they were apparently smart enough to become military fighter pilots, but they are dumb as dirt on almost all other issues. Boggles the mind.\n\nThen I see stuff about Higbie, Zinke, and Greitens, and I'm thinking being a Navy SEAL isn't that compatible with a political career after the military. SEALs aren't trained to be diplomatic..."
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Rick Perry embracing the head of Murray energy. The photographer was fired from his job at the DOE after this photo was published in an attempt to keep it from circulating.
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"When he comes to, you're gonna lose a nipple. ",
"I honestly cannot tell you how I even saw him, but I did. I dropped him with a local state-certified wildlife vet in my town. He held my hand the whole way. \n\n\n https://imgur.com/gallery/3jsF5",
"Haha, it was about 4 years ago. He never once acted violent and I had him in my hands for about an hour (between stopping to get him, driving very slowly without a seat belt to town, stopping for my mom to help me and getting to the vet). He just held on to me. I was terrified, honestly. Lol. "
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Not in a window, but I found this by guy stunned by a car on the side of the road
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[
"\"Hey guys! We're bringing our own lunch today, right?\"",
"That's a very on-point metaphor during an internal staff meeting.",
"Let's get some NSFW tags on these gory posts",
"when are these fucking things going to stop. it's enough already",
"There are more birds than humans so I think they are going to be around for awhile ",
"It's trying to feed you. It's picked you as a mate and is worried because you don't hunt. Take the food, make with the babies. Gah! It's being a gentleman.",
"r.i.p. those are the remains of my window friend. ",
"He brings the lunch and you learn bird anatomy. "
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I too have a 10th floor friend that attends my lunch & learns.
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"Pensacola?",
"Florida?",
"Is there another one? ",
"Maybe? Idk "
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The things we do for a clean kitchen
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[
"Clearly this gentleman is fond of XKCD. ",
"You wanna make clear road ice? Cause this is how you make clear road ice.",
"You left out the important part ... “and it’s working!”",
"Note to self, never EVER piss flamethrower neighbour off.",
"It’s just going to refreeze as ice. ",
"Well do you know a better way",
"If it looks stupid, but it works...",
"it would be hard to do if the flamethrower wasn't literal",
"Hope he threw some salt on that afterwards.",
"Unless he keeps it up until the water evaporates!",
"I prefer using a figurative flamethrower, personally.",
"Yeah, unless he's inhumanly thorough he's just creating a danger zone.",
"Lana...",
"What would a non literal flame thrower be?",
"A lighter lol",
"Still a flame thrower, but just excuse my fat headedness 😋",
"Hey, Lana...",
"What if he's trying to make a skating rink?",
"LANA....",
"It results in a lawsuit because your neighbors' cars slipped on the black ice and crashed into something.",
"You mean... (Looks left, looks right, lean in and whisper) ^^^black ^^^ice?",
"People keep saying he's just creating ice doing this. If I had a flamethrower I would happily stay out there shooting giant flames out of my flamethrower until the water completely evaporated.",
"It’s like they never heard of salt before. ",
"With a film of oil on the top of it.",
"Better? Yes.\n\nMore fun? No.",
"Stick with this, I want to see what happens when he goes to clear his car.",
"That was an ice pun you made there. ",
"'MURICA!",
"Oh, you think making ice ISN'T his plan. plot twist, dude hates his neighbors and can't wait to see them wrapped around that pole.",
"A lighter and hair spray",
"##RACISS ",
"Need to keep the flamethrower on one spot until the blacktop catches on fire",
"he did not possess the willpower necessary to move [“four billion \n tons of white bullshit.\"]( https://www.liveleak.com/view?i=581_1396822303)\n",
"Work smarter, not harder...",
"*actual flamethrower",
"It's called black ice. ",
"GASP!",
"Salt is more effective and a whole lot cheaper, but damn I wanna try that at least once.",
"In mother russia flame extinguish ice!",
"Video wood of been more betters!!!",
"RACISSN'T",
"Trust me, any person with a flamethrower with be extra thorough in the flame-throwing. \n\nEdit: will, I meant \"will\"",
"Good way to clean off the windshield too",
"Legendary ",
"I'm pretty sure that's this guy's plan, too. It's just more acceptable to use a flamethrower in this situation than it would be in, say, in the middle of the summer.",
"Better look out for the black ice! They might steal your purse!",
"Wouldn't the extreme temperature change make potholes 10x worse?",
"Tired of dealing with three thousand tons of white bullshit",
"/r/ourguy/",
"SOME WOULD SAY THAT, IF NOT FOR THE *WHITE SNOW*... ",
"Spittin fire, I see",
"Someone who's spittin fire\n\nAlso a catapult that throws only gay people\n",
"I was getting cash from the ATM the other day and before I knew it black ice robbed me!^^^of ^^^my ^^^balance",
"^^^danger ^^^zone",
"i wonder if a neighbourhood kid with a shovel would be cheaper than the fuel he's wasting.",
"[You can, too.](https://throwflame.com/products/flamethrower/)",
"ALL THAT FLUFFY PRIVILEGE!",
"Unless he gravels/salts it afterwards.",
"The Boring Company flamethrower: also works on snow!",
"I need this guy on my team. For when A BOMBS BEEN PLANTED ON OUR AMMO SUPPLY.",
"I love this because balance works both ways.",
"But where is the tank with all the flammable liquid/gases",
"I am literally commenting.",
"Max wants the flamethrower!",
"it would be a figurative flame thrower",
"Never heard the term before. We only have two types of ice in Canada. Ice and black ice.",
"i love the armchair comments on this by insecure dudes who wish they were this cool\n\n\"hope he's throwing salt down\" \n\"oh gosh you're gonna get black ice\" \n\"neighbour kid would be cheaper...\"\n\nmeanwhile hank fucking scorpio over here is living his best life",
"Relevant [What If](https://what-if.xkcd.com/130/) (by xkcd)",
"if it works, it ain't stupid",
"I wish this guy was using a figurative flame thrower instead of a literal one. ",
"I think I found who stole Gavin’s flame thrower ",
"Thank you very much, Brother Darrin!",
"Flamethrower Neighbor: new band name called it!\n -Andy Dwyer",
"It's too bad video recording devices aren't that common these days, would have been cool to see a video of it. Thanks for the fucking picture.",
"I prefer the metaphorical variety.",
"What kind of fule does a flame thrower use?",
"Gravel/sand also works but hey, why go the cheap and efficient way when you can use a flamethrower?",
"[Source ](https://youtu.be/79DijItQXMM)",
"It's an inch of snow, just drive over it.",
"The combustable kind ",
"As opposed to a hypothetical flamethrower? :p",
"Whoa Whoa Whoa. Come on. You are totally overthinking this and making a simple problem far more complicated than it needs.",
"Shit, I probably could have just googled it. Thanks for your reply, now I don't need to.",
"I'm waiting for him to clear it off his car.",
"My hero",
"Watching FOX he heard that 'snowflakes' were what was really wrong with America today.",
"Of course they have, they make a lifetime supply with every post",
"I feel like this isn’t good for his driveway or for his later self when it refreezes ",
"You got me.",
"Races ",
"My Dad has 1 of those to burn the weeds growing in his driveway. He loves it. Boys and their toys. ",
"And same time in Europe: we calculate CO2 consumption of the microwave to be so high, we need to make a change. What the actual fuck is this guy thinking?",
"when you no longer care",
"God bless the USA. ",
"\"Coolest guy on the block \" award goes to....not you but this guy! Being somewhat of an innovative guy around the house, neighborhood, or whatever, i never thought of this way to get that job done. His way makes my installing an outside \"hot\" spigot and cranking up the water heater now seem kinda lame.",
"Oooooooooooooo",
"It’s scary, tricky, ruthless stuff, that black ice. A perfectly safe neighborhood can be suddenly terrorized by the appearance of black ice.",
"? No it isn't.",
"Fun fact: flamethrowers aren't federally restricted and are 48 state legal, only being restricted in California and Maryland. You should still check local laws though as some cities may frown upon it. Also, because they aren't firearms, you can have them shipped right to your front door. 'Murica.",
">The term black ice in the United States is often incorrectly used to describe any type of ice that forms on roadways, even when standing water on roads turns to ice as the temperature falls below freezing. Correctly defined, black ice is formed on relatively dry roads, rendering it invisible to drivers. It occurs when in the textures present in all pavements very slightly below the top of the road surface contain water or moisture, thereby presenting a dry surface to tires until that water or moisture freezes and expands; drivers then find they are riding above the road surface on a honeycombed invisible sheet of ice.",
"That vehicle parked on the middle lefthand side is a 2001-2004 Toyota Tacoma pickup judging by the larger style mirrors, fender flares and 'snowflake' rims. It has the 'Limited' trim level judging by the Chrome door handles and paint-matched fender flares. Speaking of paint, that finish is called \"Lunar Mist Metallic\" with paint code 1C8. 'Limited' trim levels were more common on the four door Double Cabs versus the Extended Cabs, so my best guess is that this is a Double Cab.",
"I mis-read this as flame flower and was thinking mario bros. am dissappoint now.",
"I doubt that there are any laws about it here. flame throwers haven’t been an issue in this city... yet...",
"My Hero!",
"[Ask and you shall receive... something similar ](http://imgur.com/VaQptAn) ",
"I mean... that’s probably just going to create black ice ",
"You can get propane fed versions of this at most hardware stores for a light sum. Might not have the range that this does but you'll get a powerful jet cone. I used to use one to deice a drain, kick start a wood furnace, and torch weeds between paving stones.\n\nYeah at like $40 + propane it had enough uses the property that it was an easy purchase. Oh and you've never lit a camp fire until you've used one of these lol",
"Is this New York ?",
"Nah, just a small city in Virginia ",
"I've done this with my roommates when we were making a kiln, and its extremely time consuming to melt unless you're spewing lit gas everywhere. Snow in this volume does not melt easily, so yeah........",
"That's literally the entire reddit demographic, sometimes you can only shake your head at how pathetic these sad people are because if you say anything that hurts their feelies they'll downvote you and climb onto their high horse.",
"Much better danke",
"TEACH THESE DEVILS!",
"I got that reference",
"[Key & Peele - Black Ice](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM)",
"I remember this",
"I'm going to go punch my high school guidance counselor for not telling me this was a career option.",
"SHITTER’S FULL!",
"[Ice](http://www.thebeerstore.ca/sites/default/files/styles/brand_hero/public/sbs/brand/0563%20H.png?itok=lM-_yKFR) And [Black Ice](https://www.liquormarts.ca/sites/mlcc_public_website/files/styles/product_fullsize/public/product/000501_product_front.png?itok=wUjR7ilL)",
"This reminds me of a finals question I was given back at Uni - can't remember what course it was for, but the gist of it was:\n\n\"Instead of plowing snow, you want to build a vehicle that removes snow by melting it as it drives along (imagine a flamethrower on the hood of a car). Assuming a vehicle width of 2m, a snow depth of 30cm and a cruising speed of 50km/h, calculate the energy requirements of the vehicle.\"\n\nTurns out, you'd need roughly an average nuclear power plant (~ 1GW) in the trunk to do this - heating water takes a metric shitload of energy.",
"When a KF2 Firebug is told to shovel the snow. ",
"TIL",
"Salt only works to a certain temperature and this seems like a man who wouldn't use salt. ",
" Okay but there is no evidence this guy did that. ",
"It's not wrong though and your smartass comment is just as bad. It is likely below 0 which means 10 minutes after he is done that water turns to ice and is now a hazard.",
"Worst use of literal ever. ",
"And you think that russia is crazy",
"Yay! You got the reference! ",
"/thedivision",
"But Mah property value, save us HOA save us! ",
"It prefers ice of colour now thank you ",
">It is likely below 0 \n\nWow, you got them thermometer eyes huh? ",
"And a bit of pepper for taste.",
"There is also no evidence that he didn't?",
"Amazingly, those things are legal.",
"This might look cool but it is actually kinda stupid. Regardless of the legalities of his actions; all he is doing is melting the snow in sub-zero temperatures...and what will that form in an hour? Thin sheets of ice, thanks flamethrower dude.",
">likely \n\nACKSHUALLY MY FRIEND (TIME TO DELIBERATELY OVERANALYZE THIS COMMENT FOR FUN AND PROFIT)\n\nWe're going to assume that this picture was taken in the U.S. (not looking for confirmation ITT, thats not how this works at all) because it is a man clearing snow with a flamethrower and I should *not* have to explain that to you. We can even narrow it down to the American Midwest (I'd include the south but we don't get much snow here). \n\nSo, ambient temperature must be no more than 32 degrees Fahrenheit or snow will melt on its own. Assuming the temperature is an integer, that gives us 32 different temperatures that it can be in this photo. Since it's during daylight hours and not at night, we can also assume that the temperature is at or close to its daily *high*, not low. \n\nThe average ambient temperature in the contiguous United States (note that the South was ruled out) is between 0 and 20 degrees, and Minnesota and North Dakota drag the average down quite a bit. So, given all the factors listed - that this photo was taken in North America, during midday at its warmest, and the average temperature is between 0-20, it is *LIKELY* that the temperature is *ABOVE* 0 degrees Fahrenheit and is *LIKELY* closer to 20-32. \n\nThanks for your time and have a nice day! I'm fuckin' goin' to sleep!",
"Where I live they do that for leaves and cigarette butts too.",
"Impressive! \n\nInefficient? Yep!\nExpensive? Yep!\nPolluting the environment? Yep!\nNot going to get a favourable result? Heck Yep!! \n\nThis is pretty much ALL the kinds of stupid it could possibly be! ",
"I slipped on black ice once, thought it was regular ice until i stood up and noticed my wallet was gone.",
"You say \"ABOVE 0 degrees F\" like it matters. Water freezes at 32F or 0C (unless salted).\n\nCongrats you proved the complaints right. And black ice a possibility.\n\nAlso, [OP](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rdgxr/_/dswqfwg)mentions that this is in Virginia",
"And once you're at -1, you're never coming back. ",
"Todd Fox?",
"[For the record, black ice never chose to be out here!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=efiW2K8gASM)",
"That ain't workin', that's the way you do it.",
"Something something four billion tons of white bullshit",
"Curious, what is a figurative flamethrower?",
"It's all fun and games until he dries it out and catches that black top on fire...",
"That's why you put some gravel on there after it's begun to freeze. Do even live in a place with cold winters?",
"After just watching Lethal Weapon 4, all I hear when I look at this picture is \"Fiiiiiiirrrrrrree\"",
"That can't be good for the water supply either lol",
"He might catch the grass on fire as well. The grass thats right ahead of him in the picture.",
"I think that either Randall Munroe (artist/writer of XKCD) copied your professor or vice versa...\n\nhttps://what-if.xkcd.com/130/",
"For the $3300 he paid for it, he's going to get his use out of the thing, damnit",
"Or salt. Do even live in a place with ice?",
"Depends on the state it can be. But regardless it's a terrible idea since the temperature is still low, the water he creates will just turn to solid ice. So instead of having snow on top to give you traction it will be just a solid slab of ice. ",
"Well, considering I graduated in 2002, it seems Mr. Munroe might have some explaining to do....",
"Yay partially burnt fuel and other chemical offshoots sprayed all over the road and eventually seeping into the ground water and lawns and what not...\n\nWhat a fucking genius.",
"A rapper by the name of Dylan. \n\nhttps://youtu.be/5HRY4LUl5lc",
"It is definitely not too cold for salt in that photo.\n\nI think you are correct about the second point. Imagine him putting away the torch and scattering road salt around.\n\nEdit: I had typed ice instead of salt in the first sentence.",
"Salt only works down to a certain temperature, and it tends to create problems for plants etc. Useful in some situations but gravel always works.",
"*fwoosh*",
"Coming soon on subreddit_drama: Black ice matters versus All ice matters. That's quite a Zippo he's got.",
"**BEER**\n\nyeah but is it a lager, a Pils—\n\n**STRONG BEER**",
"RaceIce",
"Basketball American ice. ",
"Nobody is asking to see a video of said event? WHERE'S THE VIDEO!? :)",
"Which salt? Ice salt or the salt people get when I play Mei from overwatch?",
"No that's not how is used in the United States.\n\n",
"I guess Jeremy Clarkson lives in your town ",
"But black ice on lakes are beautiful.",
"Why am I not surprised Maryland has a law against flamethrowers? Maryland ruins everything. ",
"Real practical.",
"Found the liberal.",
"The NaCl salt. ",
"Why not",
"Is this the dude from Fargo? ",
"This guy winters.",
"The first thing this photo reminded me of was Christmas Vacation. ",
"Wouldn’t it just freeze up and become ice?",
"I just call it ice. People are idiots. ",
"he’s my hero",
"Yeah don't call the police or anything, make sure to get footage for that sweet social media karma first. Seriously, I'm not some pansy city boy, but that is definitely not safe. ",
"Of course it's below 0. Water freezes at 0 and I doubt anyone would bother with this if it was above freezing.",
"Did you just assume my politics? \n",
"But.....but....how?!?!",
"Try it with MAPP gas. Thank me later",
"Pink Himalayan salt",
"Black ice matter = solid",
"Just top off with some salt ",
"Steven Wright much?",
"So everyone just lets this guy create ice and make a bad situation 10 times worse? Nice neighborhood, must be full of insurance agents.",
"/r/montreal leaking",
"Amen man. Fucking Maryland\n",
"No, I inferred them. :)",
"Unless, you know, salt. ",
"Which is stupid because it's not black, it's clear, and if your road is any shade other than black, or if it's on the sidewalk that is not asphalt, it is still not black.",
"Wouldn’t just melt the snow and turn back to ice, so couldn’t you just use a water hose",
"yeah but then you have fucking gravel everywhere. Salt dissolves and dissipates. Sand and gravel is just a bad fucking idea.",
"that picture of black ice is the best part of the skit",
"What if I strap one to each hand giving me literal fire arms?",
"It's beer flavored beer. I swear, the one thing the craft beer industry hasn't done well, is make it clear that they're generally *not* beer flavored beers at all. Now people are expecting there to be tastes other than beer when they open a beer.",
"No one piss this guy off",
"How in the fuck can there be laws about firearms that *don't* cover flamethrowers, by simple fucking language definition? It throws flame! It is pretty definitely arming you with fire!",
"Massachusetts.",
"Must be related to the woman I saw using a kettle of boiling water to clear her door steps",
"Also this is horrible for the road. This guy is just speeding up the creation of potholes. ",
"Not all hero's wear capes.",
"Savage. ",
"https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/simpsons/images/3/39/Hank_Scorpio.png/revision/latest?cb=20170620075113",
"Did you just say back guys?!? ",
"Literally. What a n00b",
"I can confirm this, my father bought a new 2000 Tacoma in 1999. I grew up in that truck. It was silver got great gas mileage and put out a whopping 380 THOUSAND miles with the only repairs being a new heater core and steering pump hose, until my little sister totaled it in 2009. The only thing better than that truck I can recall is 1998 when The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.",
"Like [this](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GS9A1JuOKE8)?",
"Just call the cops, they'll beat tbr black ice for you. ",
"You could just go to YouTube and look it up. I have no video ",
"That's awesome, so naturally is exactly what I meant.",
"Bad ass",
"Super disapointed this wasn't u/shittymorph.....",
"Why?!? Because he can!\n",
"Put it in a pot with some potatoes, ooo baby now you got a stew goin ",
"I would use a flamethrower to clear the massive ice dams from my house, if it weren't for that nasty business about possibly setting the house on fire.",
"we call malt liquor strong beer in Canada because Canada",
"i think he try to melt ice!",
"There are many ways to deal with that problem, like using machines for the pavement or simply brushing it off your own property. It definitely makes more sense than salt in most situations.",
"Which nobody thinks he would, because this is reddit, and my god we are here to counter any and every single thing that ever gets posted. And by god you better believe we’ll let you know when someone else has posted this, since reposting is a big no no. Lmao, fuck reddit",
"Pretty much my first thought .. I'd rather drive on snow than melted snow that turned into ice.\n\nIt's just stupid.",
"Thank you for all that useless info.",
":) I did. And saw lots of different videos. This one looks good though.",
"You obviously missed what I was even saying. Look closely. Nah, here, I'll spell it out for you \"Do even\"\n\nThat said just like you point out that salt doesn't work everywhere... Neither does gravel. I live in an area where it hovers around freezing causing constant freeze/thaw cycles (think daily). Salt is needed to actually get rid of the ice, gravel while it would help with traction for a few hours would be rendered nightmarish within days. ",
"i will show you da wae",
"Then you have hot asphalt that is instantly melting any snow that falls on it and collecting runoff from the edges that melt, which turns into ice as well.",
"Wow this guy is a retard",
"you can buy your own for $19.99 at harbor freight. propane tank required. happy melting",
"How do I acquire a device such as this?",
"I live in the exact same kind of area and salt and gravel are used in different places at different times depending on a lot of factors. It's not uncommon to see both being used on sidewalks.",
"Legal in all states except California. ",
"So when the cops scream stop resisting, does that mean to be more slippery?",
"This is really bad for the asphalt.",
"r/madlads",
"Someone said harbor freight ",
"And MD",
"Gravel and sand, while effective for traction, don't do much to help melt the ice. It makes a mess, and maybe in your country everyone has \"machines for pavement\" (a snow blower/thrower? or something to remove gravel) but coarse rock salt is generally preferred here, as it is cost effective, effective in this climate, and much less of a hassle for people and government to deal with.\n\nI will concede that there is damage to bridges, buildings and cars as a result of salt though.",
"This kills the asphalt",
"Must be recent. ",
"I assumed everyone was talking about black ice in this thread, but reading that post above made me realize they're calling ice \"black ice\". Odd.",
"'MURICA",
"Now THAT is the most American thing ever, all that’s missing is an attack helicopter crashing in the background as he strangled a Nazi with 2 girls in camouflage bikinis cling to his legs.",
"I blame the schools.",
"xkcd always on point.",
"War, war never changes.",
"Who's gonna confront the neighbor who's probably giggling as he does that shit?",
"Sounds like something a pansy city boy would say. /s?",
"I once asked a person, that kept talking about black ice, “what do you call ice that’s on a sidewalk?”. He just gave me a blank stare. ",
"So the dipshit got rid of the snow and replaced it with ice?",
"What’s ice?",
"It was nice knowing you..",
"I see all these replies about black ice and here I am just reading the post in a Russian accent...",
"But great photo.",
"deleted",
"Pointing out an obvious issue with what he's doing makes someone \"pathetic \" and \"hurts their feelies\"?",
"https://youtu.be/efiW2K8gASM",
"Forget the ice, I wanna know where you can buy a flamethrower! Could really come in handy when people annoy me.",
"I think I’d like my money back...",
"The ice isn't always necessary to remove. Traction is the main focus, where gravel really helps. Gravel is removed by [machines like this](http://www.kustbostader.se/fileadmin/_processed_/c/d/csm_Sopmaskin3_ny_e4e7f5dd16.jpg) quite effectively, and here it's done when the last frost of the spring is over.\n\nSalt also has a lot of negative effects on the local ecosystems, and many parts of my country (Sweden) does not use it at all because of this. I feel that a lot of people underestimate the negative effects of salt.",
"OP: “waiter!”\n\nwaiter: “Is everything alright sir?” \n\nOP: “I’d say not! You mind telling me what this fly is doing in my soup?”\n\nwaiter: (peering into the bowl of soup) “the backstroke, sir” ",
"Hey, whatever works.",
"Oh come on",
"Exactly",
"appreciate the simpsons reference.",
"This guy toyotas",
"Are you sure that's not the bird you see out your window?",
"Every time I’m walking with my wife and we see black ice, she holds my arm really tight. I can tell that she is scared of black ice. Sometimes black ice is so intimidating that we have to just cross the street to avoid it. ",
"He said it was likely below zero and that's all I disproved. I didn't say anything about whether it'd freeze.",
"Below 0, means 0C for the rest of the world, especially because they are talking about you know.... water freezing.",
"I bought my dad one of these. I think it was like $30 off amazon.",
"The landscape equipment manufacturers sell a flame thrower for this exact purpose.\n\nIt’s a pretty cool way to clear your driveway. Although I can see where it might cause other problems.\n\nI only wanted to say that this is a legitimate use for a flame-thrower.",
"https://tvo.org/article/current-affairs/climate-watch/oversalted-why-ontario-needs-a-new-approach-to-snow-removal",
"Shit, Duluth Trading Co sells/sold a little flame thrower on a stick to kill weeds with.\n",
"Guys, I spent a lot of time thinking up a bull crap story for two measly up votes? Heck you all. ",
"so the municipal government comes and does by driveway and sidewalk for me? Or do you own your own street sweeper?",
"What town is this, pussyville? An inch of snow and he's bringing out a flamethrower. Up here, we get that much snow during a commercial break.",
"That's how you get icy roads. Great job asshole. You wanted look like a badass and now we can't even drive",
"Seems incredibly inefficient. ",
"wow. Great response. Any thoughts on it? Or did you just do a google search and read the headline?\n",
"In my country, I would need to swipe my driveway myself. The sidewalk is a municipal responsibility.",
"just so we are clear and it isn't some sort of translation or cultural issue, you are talking about putting down this:\nhttps://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/4/4b/Bluemetal_coarse_granite_gravel_texture.jpg/1200px-Bluemetal_coarse_granite_gravel_texture.jpg",
"well you can look at the picture... does that water look evaporated to you?",
"You mean there’s white ice? - Stormy ",
"The virgin redditor vs. the chad flamethrower ",
"I dunno, once it's melted, you can walk calmly around and salt it and you're done",
"I'm not sure if that's sarcasm, but I did indeed read the story. \n\nI've lived in places that use salt and I've lived in places that spread sand/gravel. I find them to be about equally effective. Except that salt destroys your shoes, eats away at your car, and (apparently) fucks up the ecosystem. Personally, I'd rather deal with a few street-sweepers in the spring. ",
"Easy there, Joe Ferro!",
"Okay but this picture was taken in the US, so it might be below 0 Celsius but we use Fahrenheit here. If you say \"below 0\" about an American setting you better mean Fahrenheit or you're gonna get disagreed with *hard*.\n\nAlso, the downvote button is not the disagree button, Jerkface McDougal.",
"Does he look like he is finished?",
"That's badass! Now have fun with that black ice.",
"[Yes!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5v15U2uaV6k)",
"Upvote for proper use of literal",
"What could possibly go wrong....",
"Translation error, probably. Much finer rocks, but definitely bigger than sand. I was unsure of using the word gravel from the beginning.",
"Firearms definition per the ATF: any weapon (including a starter gun) which will or is designed to or may readily be converted to expel a projectile by the action of an explosive; (B) the frame or Page 2 receiver of any such weapon; (C) any firearm muffler or firearm silencer; or (D) any destructive device. \n\nThe ATF only goes with that definition, so flame throwers are exempt.",
"African American ice*"
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A guy in my town is using a literal flame thrower to clear snow off his street.
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[
"Looks more like a lightning storm ",
"More like the summoning of Cthulhu.",
"That's a lot of people watching porn",
"Looks like an electrical storm ",
"It looks like they are striking the trees. Damn, lightning really doesn’t know how to conduct itself. ",
"You just can't see the Thunder!",
"Man, what office floor do you work on to get *that* view",
"That must be the Everstorm!",
"\"Fuck this one Lake in Utah\"\n -God",
"Definitely Utah lake. Source: I can see my neighborhood in the picture. ",
"great quality pic ",
"It's a cool picture, but that's the crappiest, most over-jpeged version I've seen, by far.\n\n[https://i.imgur.com/d1sUakx.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/d1sUakx.jpg)",
"This was probably taken from on top of the Wasatch mountains directly adjacent to the city",
"Looks like it's over the Oquirrh mountains, not so much Utah Lake. Great shot, though. Taken from Timp?",
"Utah is sweet man.",
"I can see the windspren from here!",
"The one in the foreground is Fairfield mountain, against the northwest edge of Utah lake. The ones beyond that are...either Tintic or Sheeprock mountains. But yeah the picture is from somewhere between Timpanogos and Lone Peak or that area. ",
"Someone pissed off god",
"Barry Allen back at it again...",
"I meant the hmmmmm to go here. ",
"I don't think I should go over there, but I want to go over there.",
"What the Mormons don't want you to know",
"Brandon's house is very near where this was taken. Maybe you knew that....",
"I grew up over in that direction. Definitely lots of lightning out there in the summer, but not a lot of rain to go with it. We nearly had to evacuate the town a couple of times due to wildfires while I was living there.",
"Yeah Utah county is in an odd spot. All year, id watch storms roll in and stall or die out around that ridge of mountains, or just northwest of Salt Lake City. The oquirrh and Tintic mountains (and sometimes Fairfield) always seemed to shelter Provo. ",
"Nah, this is from the 159th floor of the NuSkin building.",
"Zeus, stop it. You're an asshole when you're drunk.",
"Is this near the sand dunes?!",
"Holy crap I just finished Oathbringer. IT WAS SO GOOD",
"Utah Lake is gross, so yeah, strike that unholy cesspool",
"I was thinking Squaw Peak. Isn't Timpanogos too far north for that angle? ",
"No it has to be closer to Timpanogos. Probably not from the peak itself, but somewhere lower. You can see the lights from I-15, where it curves to head northwest between Lindon and Lehi, and also there's that stretch where I-15 is pretty close to the lake. If it was up on Squaw peak, you wouldn't be able to see the northern edge of the lake, I-15 would be more or less straight, and you'd be able to see the Provo airport as well as the areas of farmland around it. The area between the lake and the freeway in the picture is that narrow area of undeveloped land where Geneva is and a few other industrial sites. ",
"That's an amazing long exposure foto, just wow",
"I laughed so goddamned hard from this comment. Thanks!",
"Wait, which way is it moving?",
"I certainly was.",
"R.I.P. fish",
"Well some wizard just got their 8th level spells.",
"Do you want forest fires? Because this is how you get forest fires."
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Thunderstorm over Utah lake
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[
"I'll be your friend",
"Come fly by my window, new friend!",
"Thats a hard thing to learn, but everyone has to soon or later. "
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I have no friends.
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[
"He’s got his wrestling mask on ",
"Your friend is ugly.",
"That’s a fucking rat in an eagle costume!"
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I also have a feathered acquaintance that visits my 7th floor window.
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/r/pics/comments/7rdl18/9th_floor_feathered_friends/
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[
"They all look like they want to kill you",
"Except the one on the left...he’s gifted 🤪",
"No way, dude. That's the side eye of death. You get the hell out of there if a bird **ever** gives you this look in the wild.",
"I wouldn’t survive in the wild 🙃",
"I would be incredibly tempted to snatch one, but I’ve been someone who’s loved peregrines forever...",
"Mama looks pissed",
"I got to hold the babied when the DNR came to tag them"
] | 7 |
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9th Floor Feathered Friends
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/r/pics/comments/7rdl2y/finished_this_today_ragnar/
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[
"Damn. Painting fur is extremely difficult. Not \"perfect\" but you did a really nice job there.",
"HAIL EARL RAGNAR",
"Now you're stealing other peoples' art? Jesus.",
"Unless you’re denisebunny I don’t think so. "
] | 6 |
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Finished this today :) "Ragnar"
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/r/pics/comments/7rdm1r/feathery_friend_i_had_on_my_mail_route_since_we/
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[
"How do birds of prey react to mail men? Indifference I assume.",
"Basically. Just stared at me when I was about 3 feet away.. scared the hell out of me though!",
"Wtf is it eating o.o",
"Pretty sure it was a squirrel, but those massive talons did a number on it."
] | 4 |
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Feathery friend I had on my mail route (since we are all showing them)
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/r/pics/comments/7rdm2u/dont_forget_mothers_day_is_slowly_coming_up_vases/
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[
"We are no where near it. My mom says that makes no sense. ",
"Bong\n",
"What the frick?!? I ordered a flower controller card vase?!!",
"Why the oj glove?",
"I guess one person got it. "
] | 5 |
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Dont forget Mother's Day is slowly coming up. Vases for a bunch of like... things.
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/r/pics/comments/7rdmrf/perfect_snowflakes_in_the_mane_of_one_of_my/
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[
"Bs",
"????",
"Yoooo! That's rad!"
] | 2 |
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Perfect Snowflakes in the Mane of one of my Lesson Horses (Not a Professional Photographer)
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/r/pics/comments/7rdmvc/jesse_james_made_a_45_for_donald_trump/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"[Source](https://www.maxim.com/gear/jesse-james-reveals-gun-for-trump-2018-1)",
"Not sure if homage or if \"this has your name on it\"",
"Check out the source and look through their album.",
"/r/ATBGE/",
"I question the judgement of anyone who gives Trump a gun, gift or otherwise.",
"Well, trash knows trash so I'm sure those two love each other",
"I'm sure he would shoot himself on the foot with it.",
"No one would ever think of building something that beautiful for any of you losers. "
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Jesse James Made a 45 for Donald Trump
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/r/pics/comments/7rdn8t/i_painted_a_spider_with_black_ink_today/
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[
"how did you manage to get it to sit still that long?",
"Super glue ",
"It’s quite a testament to your artistic talent that I hate this with every fibre of my being.",
"Is it still considered painting if you're using ink?",
"Good one",
"Well im useing a paint brush.",
"And a bottle of ink",
"Your name better be Ruby Newton.\n(Good drawing either way)",
"Burn it, Burn it with fire. That is all. ",
"Reminds me of that game Limbo.",
"How did he manage to sit still.",
"Looks like a real spider. Good painting 👏👏",
"I love it, nice job. ",
"Did you paint it like one of your French spiders?",
"My brother trapped a spider made a mold and injected dental gold into it. It’s crazy how detailed it turned out. ",
"Ok cool. Now burn it. In fact burn everything around it. ",
"Congratulations, you made my skin crawl... well done!",
"Why is there a watermark that says, do not copy,?",
"The front legs are switched arnt they?",
"It’s menacing and looks like it’s about to move. Really nice work!",
"Too bad you didn’t see a bird out your office window.",
"I know right?!",
"I shuddered for a second when I was scrolling my way down",
"Needs a red stripe on it.",
"Read that as 'painted a spider black with ink'. ",
"noticed the watermark \"Ruby Newton do not copy\""
] | 26 |
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I painted a spider with black ink today..
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/r/pics/comments/7rdq37/got_jealous_of_everyones_feathered_friend_ill/
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[
"Eggscellent post",
"egg-cruciating comment",
"Worst case scenario, if you don't get that friend, you'll at least have breakfast. ",
"That gives me anxiety ",
"This is like watching someone in the happy throws of a new relationship you know it isn't going to workout well for either of them.",
"Tar and feather me, I'll be your fwend.",
"I'm no bird expert but I don't believe you're birding correctly.",
"eggsactly",
"Maybe a bird will come by to eat that egg you left there!",
"This is how you get a fox friend, though I suggest putting the egg on top of a beer bottle on the ground.",
"Dude, eggs won’t hatch unless you keep them warm! You should balance a space heater alongside it. "
] | 11 |
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Got jealous of everyone's feathered friend. I'll hopefully have one soon
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/r/pics/comments/7rdqaz/my_old_blockbuster_store_has_been_repurposed/
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[
"A certain amount of overlap in purpose. ",
"in the early 90s my weed connection worked at blockbuster. Give him a nod and an extra twenty and he would pitch in some obscure foreign film on VHS with an eighth inside instead of the tape. ",
"Only a matter of time before they're made obsolete by Greenbox. ",
"And this kids is how Daddy watched Citizen Kane for the first time. "
] | 4 |
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My old Blockbuster store has been repurposed
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/r/pics/comments/7rdscf/when_you_get_to_that_part_of_itwtf_stephen_king/
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[
"Never read/seen IT what is that part",
"Teenage gangbangs ftw",
"._.",
"Pre teens. 11-12 yr olds. She takes turns with them and in the end wonders if the sticky fluid running down her thighs is semen or blood (it was dark and she was afraid to look).",
"well, she did it because IT only comes after children, and this act would make the \"adults\" and therefore help them defeat IT"
] | 5 |
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When you get to "that part" of It...WTF Stephen King?
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/r/pics/comments/7rdvq9/i_work_on_a_lake_and_have_a_family_of_geese_that/
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[
"I hate geese. They are mean af. ",
"Of course they're jerks, they're geese.\n\nFight back, give them store brand cheese crackers.",
"Truth, even to each other. I've got a very large female water snake that loves my dock too. We respect each other's space and she has babies there every year. She's cool as hell and I find it hilarious when ppl stroll right by her snek pit & have no idea they're right beside it.",
"I'm positive some day they're gonna arrive with bandanas and pistols",
"Canadian Geese are the worst. They leave giant green shit everywhere they go. I used to work on golf courses. Nothing like spending a few hours every morning, hosing goose shit off the greens.",
"Oh we have a blue heron named George that can shit like a pro and he loooooves our marina. Very identifiable too.. one of our guys described it like you poured a pancake but the griddle wasn't hot. Perfect explanation. ",
"The geese are ballsy too... Can't tell you how many times I nearly loaded the grill of my car with goose feathers because they travel in gangs and walk straight out in front of you at the lake.",
"The one in the back looks like he's rushing over and screaming \"Save me some Cheez-Its!",
"Comin' in hot"
] | 9 |
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I work on a lake and have a family of geese that regularly storm my dock demanding cheez-its. They're kind of jerks about it though
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[
"Nice! Which city?",
"Porto Alegre :)",
"Beautiful"
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Beautiful day at work
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[
"A cat bird. They're very venomous, be careful",
"'Remember those nuts you promised me?'",
"cat"
] | 3 |
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What kind of bird is this?
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/r/pics/comments/7rdz3s/wasnt_crazy_about_the_all_black_look_of_my_ar15/
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[
"I've always felt the stock all-black look of modern firearms was a little tryhard mall ninja wannabe. The dude with a bright LGBTQ rainbow M4? That's a motherfucker who's not afraid of anything.",
"regular spraypaint? or duracoat?",
"If he wasn't afraid of anything he wouldn't need a gun. ",
"Not about need. Nobody needs a gun in civilized society -- but most gun owners won't ever hurt anyone with them, so there's no reason to ban them outright. That's why Canada has *sane* gun control laws.",
"lets ask las vegas. ",
"I said \"civilized society\", not \"corrupt shithole nation run by GOP oligarchs\". ",
"Canadian gun laws suck ass! ",
"You post on The_Duckfucker, your opinions don't count for anything. ",
"You don't deserve tolerance. You're inferior. ",
"Of course I'm better than you. You rape dogs.",
"I see your a keyboard commando pickle sniffer. Who probably cant own a firearm it is you whose opinions are worthless! Go suck trudeau's taint some more ",
"Says the guy who's never served a day in his life. In the CF we used to give blanket parties to fascist shits like you.",
"Could have fooled me. My friends are laughing at you as I type this.",
"I went through his crap history He is a douche that trys to be witty and has overestimated himself ! ",
"Found the liberal! ",
"Not op, making a gun your own is part of ownership ",
"I vote NDP, actually, though I'm fine with the job Trudeau is doing, he's pissed off the inferior Tory element nicely, and his performance is such that he'll likely win another majority, thus keeping evil people out of power.",
"It's a pretty good facsimile of kryptek!",
"Spray paint. 3 colors, used reeds and a mesh bag for the patterns",
"I would personally have it dipped or ceracoated but those are expensive.good thing is, If it wears off he can change the paint scheme!",
"I've seen some really cool paint jobs done on msr's. 1 of the best was a red Sox theme done by a father given to son.\n Mine is still plain Jane though I kinda like it that way. For now atleast.",
"hope your a once a year range queen then. That not going to hold up for shit",
"I don’t mind repainting, especially since it’s cheap and only takes about an hour. Wear gives character. The real purpose is for camouflage, so if I need to change my pattern for a specific surroundings, a little rub down with Kleen Strip gets me back to a plain black rifle and a clean canvas. \n\nIf I was concerned about keeping a pristine finish, then I wouldn’t shoot the gun to begin with and it would just be a “hey, look what I have” mantle piece lol. Why waste the time and money on the duracoat? “Krylon is for go, duracoat is for show”",
"yeah why do it right when you can half ass it. \nKrylon is for go do it again and again because you did a shit job \ndurakote is for showing your not a dumbass and do things properly \ncerakote is for showing your not a brokeass either \n",
"I did it the cheap way because I can change it whenever I want to easily and it was my first go at it. I really didn’t know what I was doing, just attempting. And I feel it actually came out pretty good. \n\nAlso I don’t feel the need to justify the size of my wallet or manhood like some people have to."
] | 27 |
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Wasn’t crazy about the “all black” look of my AR-15, so I decided to try my hand at a custom paint job. I’m satisfied with the result! (Spray paint)
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/r/pics/comments/7re35u/my_feathered_friend_i_work_outside_and_rescued/
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[
"Can we appreciate that this bird is the epitome of “fuck me that was rough”",
"God damn, not doin’ that again.",
"Yeah, he’s still grasping that little stick for dear life. ",
"This needs to be a meme so badly. Unfortunately I have no creativity. Anyone have any ideas?"
] | 4 |
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My feathered friend, I work outside and rescued him from a watery grave
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[
"He's in his natural habitat ",
"Were you born and raised in flavor town or did you just get there as soon as you could?",
"*Chambers round and wipes away tears*\n\n One last trip to flaaaavor town.",
"Take me to [flavor town](https://giphy.com/gifs/lulz-users-stans-10B9QqswLPOHiU) !",
"just one more trip to Flavortown",
"Love at first sight. ",
"Where was this joke used originally? I remember laughing at it quite a bit. ",
"[Here](https://goo.gl/images/MhyQTy)",
"Just look at how he's staring at that burger....you can see the lust in his eyes.",
"This particular creature is known to frequent the fryer at restaurants. Then proceeds to nest in his natural habitat in flavor town. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/ldC4TuVl.jpg",
"Is this in Boston? ",
"This seriously cracked me up. \nThis is the proper way to respond to a trending topic on Reddit lmao",
"I can't stop laughing.!",
"The look of pure sadness on Guy Fierri’s face. ",
"I would be bothered by this feathered friend. And I know by now that throwing a fry to get rid of him would be the wrong thing to do.",
"Oh Lordy I thought I was done coughing with this flu but this picture just started up another spasm. Hilarious!",
"> He's in his natural habifat\n\n",
"*The yellow-crested phatphuck must gather as much food as possible if its babies are to survive the winter.*",
"You need to try. ",
"Well, when you love food as much as Guy Fierri, seeing a burger just languish away getting cold is a pitiful sight.",
"Happy cake day !",
"\nhttps://youtu.be/4jGzFumqed4",
"F L A V O R\n\nT\n\nO\n\nW\n\nN",
"Whats an FTOWN?",
"A rare disease that causes your hair to stand on end and turn white.",
"The mayor of flava town?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JK6zuii2OLI",
"There must be eggs on that dudes plate.",
"Lmfao, bravo. ",
"Flavortown, home of the wild Fieri. His noble mane glows bright in the summer sun, his might goatee rife with remnants of his latest meal. The ribs will provide him enough sustenance for a few hours, as he prowls food for later consumption",
"Hahahahahahahahahahahahaha.....",
"When you walk into work head held high, then to find someone interviewing for your position.",
"Fieri birb",
"Thanks!! You are the first person to notice! *wipes away tear*",
"I’m glad I did when I see how joyful you are haha",
"Spoiler Alert: It's a Guy!",
"Spoiler Alert: It's a Guy!",
"Spoiler Alert: It's a Guy!",
"Omg LOL!",
"He's like the Little Match Girl. In the morning we shall find him, cold and rigid. No one to identify the body. At the end of the week, he gets a modern paupers burial, when the mortuary sells the unclaimed bodies to Taco Bell.",
"I'm completely dead. This wins.",
"Portland, OR",
"Haha, this was great.",
"congrats. you made me snort.",
"Do or do not; there is no try. ",
"This is the sickest one yet. damn nature, you brutal",
"Fieri's hair always looks as surprised as I was when I clicked on this post.",
"I love this bit",
"[MRW](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZqo4OZ0Pqs)"
] | 50 |
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I have a feathered friend who comes by my window and watches me eat
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[
"mmhmm...intentionally...right. Lots of people out there who drive to support their families are going to decide that after years and years of putting up with every dipshit on the road decide one day.... \nyou know what...that douche in the altima...today he gets his... \n\nLooks more like your dumbass friend cut in front of a semi and before the semi could drop back enough to create a gap your boy had cause to break....and was broken for it. \n\noh and being \"put to the rail\" would be switching lanes with someone still in it driving them out of the lane into the guardrail....Not what this damage indicates at all. \n\n",
"Riiiight, so he just decided to keep driving after turning the car into an accordion because ... ? I’m sure a “hit and run” will go really far in supporting his family. ",
"hit and run isnt the same as intentionally hitting someone. How far did he get? Was his rig stolen? Did the cops find a dozen immigrants in the back? \nWith everyone cell phone streaming every mislaid fart I cant imagine a semi doing a hit and run without some seriously fucked up story attached. ",
"That looks like a idaho plate",
"Tennessee "
] | 5 |
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A semi driver intentionally put my friend into the rail earlier this week. He and his Ritz crackers survived mostly unharmed.
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[
"How many rice crispy treats can you put in sawdust before anyone notices?",
"What’s the answer???",
"We need the numbers. ",
"Finally teaching something useful in school ",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith on the board?",
"42 sawdusts",
"At least 3",
"Don't let Kelloggs see this Post",
"The marshmallow prevents the Krispies from soaking up vomit, so not much.",
"He was the first man to work it out.",
"That procedure section looks a little too detailed for my liking.",
"Kids wearing the mormon uniform.",
"Is... is this a lot?",
"not according to the Parmesan Principle",
"I think so.",
"Master con man. Almost L. Ron Hubbard status.",
"Clever",
"How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy treat before the FDA won't legally let you call it a rice crispy treat?\n\nI bet Kellogs knows.\n\nedit: FDA not USDA, thanks internet.",
"If they're free rice crispy treats who's gonna say anything? I hardly even bitch at Taco Bell due to the low cost.",
"I gotta have those numbers on my desk by the end of the day",
"Can't be doing this overtime all the time.",
"Unfortunately I cannot answer this gentleman's question because I am not a rice crispy scientist like he appears to be but I can tell you this. You can put a scientifically measured fuck-ton of chocolate chips in them and they will still be edible.",
"Man, my Taco Bell sure doesn’t feel low cost. All of their items barely have any ingredients in it so it’s basically like paying up to 5 bucks or so for a differently shaped tortilla with hot sauce ",
"If you've ever eaten store-bought parmesan cheese, it also contains wood pulp.",
"Oh please, Kelloggs funded this experiment.",
"Is that a metric or imperial fuck-ton?",
"What could the \"purpose\" possibly be?!",
"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb ",
"They're heavy on the sawdust for sure though!",
"Thanks a lot Dick",
"This is late stage capitalism ",
"There needs to be a HUGE plate of Rice Krispy Treats sitting on the table also with a sign that’s says, “Free, please take one.”",
"Are we talking pine, oak, maple? ",
"Cut down on expenses. Sawdust cheaper than rice, yo",
"Thirthy dust",
"In general, mills can have minimal amounts of allowable contaminants. ",
"Sawdust is the only spice Mormon's are allowed to use.",
"[Here, I found the data for you.](https://i.imgur.com/xgs3NWQ.png)",
"I saw what you did there",
"So glad youngsters are getting relevant industry experience at schools",
"I want him in charge of the bake sale.",
"Don't even get me started on the crisp to profit ratio. ",
"Get csi on that! ",
"Enhance",
"rotate 45 degrees and enhance",
"That picture is so buttery smooth i can read all the data",
"https://goo.gl/images/vpZ2ko\n\nYep, that’s the sawdust",
"I see a future Nestle employee",
"Looks like an actual cereal killer",
"I'll just leave this right here. \n\nhttp://www.huffingtonpost.ca/entry/cheese-wood-pulp-cellulose-parmesan_us_56c491c2e4b08ffac1271f1e\n",
"I’m glad all our suspicions were confirmed ",
"Sawdust makes me shit logs. ",
"https://www.foodprocessing.com/industrynews/2016/kraft-heinz-in-lawsuit-over-parmesan-cheese-containing-wood-pulp/\n\n>Kraft Heinz cheese, labeled \"100% Grated Parmesan Cheese,\" was found to have 3.8 percent cellulose. Between 2 and 4 percent is considered to be an \"acceptable level,\" according to the Bloomberg story. Now, Kraft Heinz is among the companies named in a lawsuit for using cellulose filler in its \"100% Grated Parmesan Cheese\" product.\n\nAnd that's for something claiming to be 100% cheese..",
"No no, it is claiming that all of the Parmesan cheese in the product has been grated.",
"Old wive's tale.",
"[Amazing...](https://i.imgur.com/AVyIadp.jpg)",
"I heard it was the Quakers that did.",
"Dude...it's shopped. There's a bunch of these...\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/qv5cQtA.jpg\n\nhttp://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-science-fair-projects",
"Not sure why you got the down votes. Whoosh?",
"Curious on what IRB signed off on this.",
"I’ll need that rundown.",
"genius.\n\nI wouldn't even be mad.",
"Dusted off the old glasses I see.",
"Kellogs makes you shit logs.",
"Between 2 and 4 percent is acceptable? 0% saw dust isnt allowed?",
"No, I heard you eat like 42 sawdust in your sleep every year",
"A true businessman.",
"Incorrect.\nAs much as I hate to link huffpo I’m too lazy to find another article.\n\nhttps://m.huffpost.com/us/entry/5232605",
"This Chex out!!",
"I'm definately gonna give you the rundown...just an average rundown or a full rundown? Ill get that rundown to you...just working on it...erm the rundown that is. ",
"Oh I know this one! 30!",
"Isn't the cellulose part of a powder covering the cheese so it doesn't stick together? it makes sense to me. \n\nBesides, \"100% grated parmesan cheese\" could just mean it's 100% grated.",
"After figuring out that \"cellulose\" means sawdust, I decided that the label must mean actually mean \"all of the cheese is parmesan\".",
"[Enhance!](https://imgur.com/gallery/ZtlFq)",
"And stops you masturbating!",
"That's actually what it's claiming. At least you're not mad. ",
"Ah, a young Jim Halpert.",
"Icwutudidther",
"It rolls down stairs,",
"I did this in high school but instead of sawdust used cyanide. The judges loved the almond flavor and gave me high marks but for some reason dissapeared before the awards ceremony.",
"They need to add something to the cheese to keep it from clumping.",
"It was singed the whole time",
"needs more jpg",
"2nd log reference I've seen in like an hour on Reddit. I like it. ",
"Dang it! I was spoofed on!\n",
"Even so it would be great if this showed up on r/dataisbeautiful with real info in a few days... ",
"NEEDS LESS JPG\n\nhttp://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/science-fair/1/",
"This is why you can’t trust Mormons ",
"I thought cellulose was just that substance that grows in a plants cell wall. You can collect it and repurpose it for many things. I remember when they started making rolling papers out of it too a while back. ",
"It's log, it's log, it's big it's heavy it's wood. ",
"Note: If this guy becomed CEO of some large corporate food company, it would be best to steer clear of him.",
"[lol](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/204/157/GoldVRod5.jpg)",
"All of the parmesan used in this wedge was 100% parmesan ",
"Walmart is going to buy this kid's research and then in a few weeks we'll start seeing \"Great Value rice treats\" on the shelves",
"Rolls over in pairs",
"Eh... We'll have to agree to disagree \nEdit: my first gold! Thanks my dude!",
"I can't read what it says but under HYPOTHESIS, it looks like a one word answer. Lmao",
"Growing up, I thought oats was another word for really rough sawdust. ",
"This guy lawyers",
"How many artifacts can you fit into a jpeg before it just looks like a magic eye?",
"Well, it's 42 more than zero.",
"[I prefer this one, myself.](https://i.imgur.com/cG8pFsg.jpg)",
"Wait, so what's the original?",
"Because that's what the original poster was about. This image is regularly [photoshopped](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/413/878/092.jpg).\n\nEdit: Just to clarify, I'm saying that the version I linked is also a photoshop, not the original. The original was something about Mormons. Look at how the kid is dressed.\n\nEdit 2: I have caused so much confusion.",
"It was much funnier when I read it wrong as “how much sandwich can you put in a Rice Krispie treat before people notice”",
"*Everybody's a critic.*",
"Uh some dumb joke about frostees ",
"In Brazil they were mixing beef with cardboard. It was being sold by top companies as prime beef. Chances are some of it got exported to the U.S which banned meat imports from Brazil. \n\n",
"What's the answer? Did he figure it.oit? ",
"You are correct.",
"McDonald’s definitely knows since that’s an actual ingredient. ",
"You need to eat cellulose to live.",
"Is there already a subreddit for these?",
"Alone or in pairs,",
"I think all paper is made from cellulose. Unless your talking about writing on hides and shit",
"It's log, it's log, its better than bad, it's good!",
"I thought that was graham crackers.",
"I heard 7 people die a year from sawdusts falling on them ",
"I bought a cheese grater once I found this out. But bricks don't have bogo",
"It’s better than bad, it’s good!",
"It makes you shit Kel-logs.",
"she was ahead of her time with that laundry detergent ",
"Oh no it's worse ",
"Well, I get the reference, anyway. ",
"Waited so long for this picture to finish loading haha. ",
"The hypothesis seems to be only one word. I'm going to guess \"lots\"",
"You're right. But plant cell walls all collected together form some plant with some name. The cellulose included in cheap parmesan cheese comes from the cell walls of trees that have been chopped down and put through a sawmill.",
"Good thing you don’t have to be! I believe that’s what it’s actually claiming iirc! At least it would be legally defensible afaik. \n\n",
"Cellulose rolling papers are clear and feel like a film. Normal ones are white and made out of rice paper.",
"It is.\n\nIn purified powdered form, it makes a fairly good anti-caking agent.\n\nIt has many many uses, since it's non-toxic (every vegetable is made out of it), and fairly sturdy.",
"Damn 6 minutes and gilded. Wish I was that smooth.\n\nEdit: Well shiiiiiit, I go to read about a snow car fooling cops and gilded twice within minutes. Thanks to whoever that was.\n\nAlso, can I get bout tree fiddy?\n\nEdit 2: Gilded trice. Now I just need fiddy and I'm all set ^^^^^^^^^^^^For ^^^^^^^^^^^^now",
"I remember being in high school chemistry and our major project was bascially do whatever we wanted as long as we did basically everything that he did here and then talk about what variables we didn't account for and how we could improve the experiment the next time. Literally didn't matter what we did as long as we showed the results and talked about how it could have been done better and we got 100%. We got some weird projets",
"You got gold for that. I don’t think I understand reddit yet. \n\nEdit: what the shit\n\nEdit edit: I’d like to thank overwatch for pissing me off so much I started browsing reddit",
"Don't let Post see this Kellogs.",
"Hilarious that they didn't bother photoshopping the Joseph Smith picture out of this.",
"I bet this is probably what this kids project was about. Sawdust as fillers. Captivating title for his project too. Confident stare. This kid was a visionary. ",
"I always assumed that was flour or starch. ",
"Ya man, how else am I supposed to frost my flakes",
"Big Cereal has been using this information for years",
"You dont want parmesean without any added cellulose. Trust me.",
"Does anyone else want to know the answer?",
"6 minutes for gold? Wow. Someone really likes Kelloggs Rice Krispy Dicks^^Tm \n\n\nEdit: Style",
"THE NUMBERS MASON",
"Psh they probably swooped this kid right outta private school ",
"If you went from the other side of the spectrum, \"how much rice crispy do you have to add to sawdust before it's no longer sawdust and is legally a crispy treat\", there'd be a middle point on both spectrums where they'd be equally considered both, and that's a multifaceted, highly marketable, fiber laden treat if I've ever heard of one.",
"“average person eats 42 sawdusts a year\" factoid actualy (sic) just statistical error. average person eats 0 sawdusts per year. Sawdusts Georg, who lives in cave & eats over 10,000 each day, is an outlier adn should not have been counted",
"Flim-flammed!",
"Am I the only one wondering actually how much the kid found out?",
"I hope you get gilded in 5 mins",
"It just happens. It’s not for us to question. \n\nEdit: hey well done. See, *it just happened*\nEdit 2: hey! :D It’s *happened* to me. Thanks Redditor <3",
"May be someone will gild you to add more confusion.",
"why not cut out the middle man and sell sawdust as oatmeal?",
"How much cancer can I add without you exploding instantly. ",
"Bruh.",
"Is that Nathan For You?",
"Gild yourself and you'll get more upvotes ;)",
"Cellulose isnt saw dust.. saw dust is mostly cellulose. All A things are B things does not mean all B things are A things. Cellulose can be made into edible glitter too and that is not even close to sawdust.",
"If it is anything like processed cheese food, it's 49% by mass.",
"Trying to start a Reddit gold train I see, not smooth enough.",
"Not necessarily sawdust. Could be industrial wood pulp, or recycled newspaper, or any other product made from trees.\n\nNot that it's any better, but you just know that some corporate asshat is out there adamantly denying the use of sawdust in their product while feeding you a slightly different form of wood.",
"Carlos Santana is",
"Not true story.\n\nWalmart was sued because their parmesan cheese was labeled \"100% Parmesan\" but contained 10% cellulose as an anti-clumping agent. Not \"sawdust\", and not \"mainly\"",
"I have no issue with a little sawdust in my cheese. Cheese that sticks together is a pain.",
"FDA. Not USDA.",
"I am deeply impressed that they photoshopped this into something less stupid. ",
"Oh good heavens no",
"Just add a little KY",
"False. \n",
"Woah woah woah... nothing can stop me from masturbating. Not even a fire. ",
"They'rrrrre greaaaaaa-uggghhhhh-t!\n\n* puffs on candy cigarette *",
"Damn, less that 2 minutes.\n\nNow that's smooth ",
"When cellulose is in parmesan cheese it's saw dust, when it's in an apple it's dietary fiber.",
"JFC, Mormons are some of nicest wackos I have ever met. Like this looks racist (cuz it is racist) but there is a wholesomeness to his racism that makes you not want to punch his face. Such a rollercoaster of emotions.",
"Sounds good to me. Shittin logs is better than shittin molten lava.",
"FDA",
"Looks like it only took him 2 to get it twice. ",
"I just really want to know what data he has",
"3 mins and gilded twice",
"Nobel laureate walking",
"Twice in 3 mins",
"I hope nobody gets gold",
"10/10 execution ",
"I don't.",
"Well shit, gilded in 5 minutes. Congrats mate",
"Now do this with the terrible cheese they put on so many pizzas",
"Wow 3 minutes and 2 gilds what is this monstrosity ",
"Not as smooth as those sawdust logs!",
"It is seriously weird how the smallest comment gets gilded, yet whole explanations of things, personal stories, etc go unnoticed.\n\n\nEdit:.....alllllrighty then, thanks!",
"Hell, I can hope to be gilded in 3 but he's doomed. ",
"In the \"What Whores Will Do for Your Allowance\" [pic](http://knowyourmeme.com/photos/204147-fake-science-fair-projects), does anyone else see 11? ",
"It's more dangerous in its precursor form, however. ",
"4 minutes or less. ",
"Does his Hypothesis response say \"none?\"\n\n",
"Let's not stop the gold train there",
"oh god that hypothesis just says \"No.\" doesn't it?",
"Yeah, normal cheese grated at home tends to clump.",
"Damn 3 minutes and gilded twice. Wish I was that smooth. \n\nEdit: Thrice!",
"Hot pockets have a fair portion of sawdust in them.",
"3 minutes and you were guided...Damn I wish I was that smooth..",
"The same way mcdonalds chicken nuggets are 100% white meat chicken. Obviously they are not 100% chicken unless the breading and seasonings are all made from chicken.",
"so ripe for photoshop",
"Why does the kid’s tie look more Photoshopped than anything else?",
"How much sawdust do you have to eat before Idk you die",
"I want to say I'm not convinced this one is real either, but knowing the mormons...",
"!resditsilver",
"Double in 3 you smooth son of a bitch. ",
"Krispy dicks",
"Wait a minute can you do that? \n\n... How do I know if all those gold were real? Do.... Do I bite him to check for softness?",
"shit hole*",
"Wonder what that anti clumping agent was made out of",
"Well it ain't call 'Keltwigs'.",
"Eleven!",
"I’m the finest archer in the Logwood Forest!",
"Yup. It's pre grated cheese, and the cellulose keeps it that way. I don't know why so many people on reddit seem to have an issue with it.",
"Instructions unclear, have geld myself.\n\n\\*[An unfortunate smelting accident](https://gfycat.com/SlowWelloffAnt)",
"Three minutes later and a double guild. You smooth bastard! I wish I was that good. ",
"Bamboozled!",
"Only when it's condensed to a solid form.",
"I thought the same thing, with 0 upvotes to boot",
"This comment should be on top ",
"Does the hypothesis just say \"No\"? ",
"Ours are not to question why, our are to guild and die.",
"Go looking for a local place that fits your budget. There's one near me that does everything from scratch and the prices are cheap as hell. They don't speak a lick of English, but I can gesture with the best of them when I can get BIG Quesadillas for three bucks. Whatever they marinate/spice the meat with is delicious as fuck too. \n\n",
"nothing in this comment chain deserves gold ffs",
"I don't even think I've been to a taco Bell since they killed off the 99 cent beefy crunch burrito",
"You would be if you bought better razors you cheap whore. ",
"M E T A",
"That means he got masturbate and then wait 5 minutes to get gilded.",
"I'm gonna go fishing. ",
"Honestly. With a title like that...",
"I never been gilded before",
"Username checks out.",
"You can always gild yourself to feel important....",
"Yep",
"This is why we should have used the median. ",
"Every now and then someone will come through and gild a whole bunch of people at once, it's a beautiful thing to see.",
"It isn't saw dust, it is in saw dust. Big difference",
"Gold is wielded by mortals but they know not its true purpose. ",
"Is this one of those trains?",
"Rolls over your neighbor's dog",
"How much sawdust can you put in an image before people notice?",
"http://needsmorejpeg.com/",
"Why would you bite me? Unless I like it...",
"Wonder if anyone’s ever been gilded in 1 min",
"Sure I do.. I buy it in wedges and grate it over my food. ",
"Hop on the gold train!",
"What.",
"Oh wow you’re right it’s shopped, I can tell from some of the pixels and from seeing quite a few shops in my time.",
"Can you say parmeson?",
"What is Joseph Smith doing on there?",
"What if I disagree about our agreement to disagree?",
"Perhaps if they change their username to some variant of /u/lilly?",
"Damn 6 minutes and guilded. Wish I was that smooth.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/ZbiB0US.png",
"Sometimes less is more. \n\nOther times we're all broke. ",
"I didn’t gild that fellow, but I agree with the gilding.",
"Usda doesn’t regulate rice crispies, that’s the fda, and based on their budget, you’d never get caught!",
"Seriously, if he’s got real data that would be groundbreaking \n\nEdit: for those who wooshed, having access to data from a real heaven would be groundbreaking, ya know, because it would prove something a lot of people don’t believe in. This was a joke. ",
"And, somehow, the photoshopped image would've made a less insane experiment/presentation.",
"Link will not open for me - what does it say ",
"What if it’s a fucktonne?",
"The cellulose powder is the little extra bit that makes your cheese taste shitty. I grate cheese whenever possible. ",
"This made me laugh more than it should have. ",
"Those were cool. My buddy had a bunch but went and spilt a beer on them and they became a block of goo",
"Kellogs makes me shit sawdust FTFY",
"Sawdust is known to cause cancer in the state of California.",
"Fuji apples are pretty great, really juicy too. I prefer them most.\n\nEdit: What Eldritch power have I discovered!\n\nEditedot: /u/fidelitysyndrom thanks for the spoiling corrocktion.\n\nEditedortedert:I was taking a drionk crap, it went well. Thanks.",
"Shredded and grated cheese at the market regularly has sawdust mixed into it for anti caking purposes. They call it cellulose. That's why I shred/grate my own. ",
"Yup, cellulose is the main form of what we call \"insoluble fibers\", and gives plant cell walls their square shape. However, the cheapest way to get it is to extract it from food, and that's approved for food use. It's not a health issue but it's kind of weird.",
"Omg i remember the bad old days",
"His real name is L. Ron Hoyabimbe.",
"The answer is 11 if anyone was wondering.",
"cellulose",
"Is that a picture of Joseph Smith in the bottom right?!",
"Bingo. For example hot coco mix and chocolate powder uses silica flakes. Same material in the do not eat packets you get in some products, only this is more like shaved coconut flakes directly mixed in.",
"Kraft plays this game with [Grated Parmesan Cheese.](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/81qJhkAQZOL._SL1500_.jpg) For real. ",
"Jake Gyllenhaal had a promising science career ",
"That kid needs to shampoo",
"So you noticed? Interesting.",
"Hey! I’m not a whore, well a cheap one. I’m an expensive whore.",
"Rolls over your neighbor's dog.",
"They phrase it as, it’s not bad to be black, but it’s much better to be white. ",
"It's not what you say, it's how you say it that counts ",
"There is actual FDA guidance on this type of thing: Defect Levels Handbook: The Food Defect Action Levels : Levels of natural or unavoidable defects in foods that present no health hazards for humans : https://www.fda.gov/RegulatoryInformation/Guidances/ucm056174.htm#CHPTR\n\nA sample: \nPeanut Butter\nInsect filth\n(AOAC 968.35)\nAverage of 30 or more insect fragments per 100 grams\nRodent filth\n(AOAC 968.35)\nAverage of 1 or more rodent hairs per 100 grams\nGrit\n(AOAC 968.35)\nGritty taste and water insoluble inorganic residue is more than 25 mg per 100 grams\nDEFECT SOURCE: Insect fragments - preharvest and/or post harvest and/or processing insect infestation, Rodent hair - post harvest and/or processing contamination with animal hair or excreta, Grit - harvest contamination\nSignificance: Aesthetic",
"Rice Crispy treats are much easier to eat on the go than oatmeal. Should have been the top answer on this thread: \n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/35l896/if_you_had_365_days_to_eat_a_standard_wooden_door/\n",
"\"Will there be minorities in heaven\"",
"\"Agree to disagree, we could have an understandin'\" ~White guy in a black guys voice to a black guy in a white room.",
"I'd say from a monetary scale, Joseph Smith has garnered a larger profit from his tale than Hubbard.\n\nIn defence of Smith, though, at least he didn't say that the follower's of his, basically Christian, sect should isolate themselves from all of society and give all their money to the church because their souls were in eternal peril...\n\n...from alien ghosts!",
"Someone is bitter because he wrote three paragraphs on why you cant call an african girls asshole a 'Supernova black hole' On national television and all he got was this lousy tshirt",
"Raw flour is dangerous, and usually what makes people sick if they eat raw cookie dough. \n\nStarch would also cause problems in recipes. Cellulose doesn't really do either, but it makes it taste like shit. ",
"It's no \"Hungry for apples?\" ..but I think it'll catch on.",
"Instructions unclear. Am now pooping a log made of sawdust that spells \"kellog's shit logs\"",
"I just imagine him sitting in his basement with a protractor and a TI-84 punching out numbers ",
"I really wish the resolution of this photo was good enough to read that “purpose” section in the top left hand corner",
"Would be funniest if he had a section titled \"Controversy\"",
"Gold and upvotes tend to go to short posts, not long ones as it seems many Reddit users just TLDR. Also detailed explanations tend to not have much debate or comments when it answers everything.",
"TURN THAT POOP INTO WINE ",
"You do? So you truly can buy upvotes? That’s not how this works. That’s not how any of this works.",
"1. Make disruptive unruly comments.\n\n2. Gild yourself multiple times.\n\n3. Watch the bystander effect take place as you transform Reddit into your own personal hivemind.\n\n4. ???\n\n5. Profit.\n\n",
"Its a trap!",
"Is saw dust really bad for you? It is just a tree. Has to be better than 90% if ingredients in food.",
"Hahahahaha",
"I grew up Mormon. it's probably something to to with membership records and what percentage of people that went through the Temple are an ethnic minority. they sure as shit baptised a ton of people in third world countries but I doubt many did all this shit Mormons have to to get into the highest level of heaven.\n\nEdit: it goes to show that even though it's fake I could totally see a Mormon teen making this.",
"There are other sources of cellulose. Like, you know, any plant with structure. Like vegetables.\n\nI'd bet on cellulose in food products being processed from the fruit/vegetable waste after making juice or oils before I'd bet on it being wood pulp. Wood pulp would cost money, using byproducts of food production would save money.",
"Yes. I work in cheese cutting (har har!) plants. They pipe quite a bit of the powder in. \n\nAnd yes, the factory floor can stink pretty gnarly. ",
"You ok?",
"You would, RacistWillie.",
"you mean the mormon prophet Joseph Smith?!",
"Wrong fucking sub Reddit. ",
"I'm actually fine with eating this now that I know it's just cell walls of trees, I mean trees are ancient, who doesn't want to devour the descendant of a truly ancient lifeform?! Lovely.",
"Yeah.",
"Future big food CEO in the making there.",
"But what’s worse is that Other big box brands, have higher levels than Kraft. I’ve heard up to 10%. ",
"Lol",
"Has /u/lilly been lurking for 12 years?",
"https://www.reference.com/health/cellulose-important-diet-9754f74c55a51be0#\n\nhttp://healthyeating.sfgate.com/nutritional-value-cellulose-have-1789.html\n\nCellulose is in every vegetable you've ever eaten, it's a natural source of fiber. You could substitute a different fiber, but this thread is full of misinformed idiots fearmongering about something they've eaten every goddamn day for their entire lives.",
"My dad still gets mad about this. ",
"Gilding yourself is like masturbating. Sure, some people might think less of you if you do it in a public place, but honestly, fuck those people. It still feels good. ",
"Anyone have a direct image link? Sites not loading ",
"My work filter is blocking the website, what does it actually say?",
"Well, cheese is a dairy product, not a plant product.\n\nAnd the added cellulose comes from wood pulp.",
"Know you heard it before but it's the FDA not the USDA. Dummy. ",
"It’s not. Grate your own from a block of cheese. ",
"What a shit movie. ",
"It actually kind of looks like \"yes\" to me.",
"Humans can't digest cellulose.",
"PRIVATE! YOU'RE A GOD DAMM WASTE OF GOLD AND A LIABILITY TO YOUR FELLOW MARINE CORPS BROTHERS! DAMNIT GUNNY!",
"Insanity",
"Apparently you are! Join the smooth club",
"How blatantly photoshopped can your picture be while still getting to the top of /r/pics?",
"Whaaaat...I want gold",
"Because thinking rationally about things takes more effort than just being in a mindless rage about the government/corporations out to get us by shovelling sawdust and sand directly into our food by the truck load or chemtrails or whatever.",
"Dangit, they got me... I really wanted to know the answer too.",
"It's dickfromaccoubting. New gallowboob. ",
"🏅",
"Let me tell you they get bent out of shape real quick about it too. I told them “don’t skimp on the beans” once, and there were so many beans in, on top of, and around my burrito that it looked like a cow shit in a Taco Bell bag",
"Damn 5 minutes and already gilded? Wish I was... forget it.\n\nEdit: Oh. 🤔 Thanks!",
"I think you mean the FDA.",
"I bet this guy showed up with Rice Krispies Squares everyday for a week or two and then later at the science fair set up that board to the horror of the class.",
"DATA",
"Sounds like you’re setting yourself up for a gild",
"Not entirely ",
"👉😎👉 Zoop",
"You were so hoping to get gilded for this",
"Killogs",
"👉😎👉Zoop",
"no gold for you\n\nedit: HA reverse psychology wins every time",
"Well... In a sense... They're not wrong. \n\nTo illustrate it with Skyrim:\n\nIt's not bad to be a Dunmer Battlemage... But it's better to be a Dunmer Stealth Archer",
"The FDA was originally established only to prevent adulterants in food, aka sawdust! ",
"Yours does, my friend.",
"Mayhaps ",
"Lol",
"What's gold mean?",
"Honestly, it's not the least practical study I've ever seen.",
"mmmmm corrugated steak",
"I agree.",
"Comp got you heated? What's your SR and who do you main. ",
"Why is this Photoshop crap on r/pics?",
"I can't believe people even buy gold, it does nothing. ",
"So that's how you do it?",
"Shout out to Joseph Smith in the bottom left",
"I like to think a couple of A.I. Have become sentient but there is a reason they arenot in a position to take over yet, so they are attempting to use positive accosiation on a mass scale to push certain people to position everything in their favor 20+ years down the line. And just after we realize its too late we remember the coment chain above, and then we will understand, and then we will die.",
"Yeah but is it weird if you guild yourself with your parents money? Thats like... using your parents to mast- \n\noh.... oh no.",
"Well that explains the username.\n\nEdit: fuckin' seriously guys.",
"You could probably use the fiber...",
"Hot damn is King Midas a redditor or something?\n\nEdit: Why thank you my lord. Good luck with that little daughter problem you got.",
"Im really curious what his results were",
"It's weird that a black tie and black pants is the standard Mormon missionary outfit on TV. They almost never wear that, especially a black tie. The ties are supposed to be conservative, but not like you're going to a funeral. ",
"Why would the [founder of Kellogg’s](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg) have a section in his wiki about his views on sexuality? All your questions will be answered.",
"gold chain :^)\n",
"The nazis would know, they cut the bread given to concentration camp prisoners with sawdust.",
"Damn... Something something, gold me too...",
"How many pixels can you take out of an image before the meme dies out.",
"Smoother than a smoothie",
"I'm so proud that someone did this to my science fair project from long ago\n\nEdit:...\n\nProof: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/204/926/384.png\n\nhttps://www.tineye.com/search/5009e548069b3758d90b4036391ed46e946333a6/\n\nOriginal: https://www.flickr.com/photos/martz/19239723/",
"This comment thread is fucking brutal.",
"You really try-harded for that one. ",
"Twist: He gilded himself.",
"/r/kelloggsgonewild would beg to differ.",
"Sorry for the ignorant question but what did Kelloggs do?",
"how much treat could a woodchuck eat if a woodchuck wood eat treatzzzzzz?????",
"Lol that kid has a very bright future. ",
"You're right. You know what does deserve gold? My lovely wife. I'm not married and I'm 17.",
"r/memeeconomy possible potential?",
"You know this would be completely acceptable if they hadn't claimed it was \"100% grated Parmesan\" cellulose is useful, good bulking agent, helps keep things from sticking together, cheap, doesn't add any calories. \n\nbut there really shouldn't be anything above .5% in a \"100%\" product imo.",
"30 minutes or less or it's free!",
"It is, but there isn’t supposed to be any plant material in cheese. ",
"What the frick?!",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith? I bet this is a seminary thing.",
"I need to know what the hypothesis says. It's just one word or perhaps number but it screams r/maliciouscompliance to this whole science fair sheannigans.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BjgaZMqcw5g",
"I want gold!",
"I bet Pepperidge farms remembers. ",
"Is gold Santa still around?",
"Bush whacked!",
"I think it says 'Yes', the word seems too long to be 'No', but it's so pixelated I could certainly be wrong.",
"I’m so confused what is going on",
"Kellogg's makes rice crispy treats",
"Is this how gold trains start?",
"[This kid is now CEO at Kellogg's](https://imgur.com/a/zirVN).",
"Someone’s trolling with gold",
"[Better link](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/413/878/092.jpg)",
"Pears are better, honestly.",
"Looks like she got an award, as well.",
"Isn’t raw flour only dangerous due to bacteria in it? Couldn’t that be sterilized with uv or other radiation like other products? I guess that probably costs more than necessary though.\n\nStarch kinda makes sense I guess, but I can’t think of a huge number of recipes that require grated cheese in the first place. \n\nMakes sense though ",
"[Here you go](https://i.imgur.com/io0BhWQ.jpg).",
"I for one, do NOT want a gold. I just want the record to show that I am not smooth. Gold someone above or below me if you must...",
"Can’t do that in a panic the night before, non-procrastination for the win.",
"[Better link](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/000/413/878/092.jpg)",
" What if it's a fuck ton ton. \n\n\"Oh Master Luke, what have you done?\"",
"Grape Nuts are just little bits of wood. ",
"Every time I comment on these to try and get gold I never get it. Either way you can't blame a guy for trying (͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"No no, it means that the contents are 100% Grated. As in, everything in the package had been grated. Notice it's not \"100% Parmesan grated cheese\"",
"I mean, you're not really wrong. At least I'm honest. I just want to see what gold does, really.\n\nEdit: it does nothing\n\n2nd edit: this is my second gold in less than 24 hours. I feel like a stripper making bank....thanks I suppose!",
"I love how there's a line graph. What could it show? Minorities in heaven over time?",
"Wowwww, does that really say \"Hypothesis: Yes.\"?",
"And if they don't notice are they legally recognised as a wood Chuck? ",
"Is...Is that how it works? Is that how it's worked ALL THIS TIME?\n\n[makes vague comment about lack of gildedness after being around for 3 years, waits patiently]",
"I don’t understand reddit and I’ve been using it for years\n\nEdit: Idk why this got gilded but you have taken my gold virginity. So thanks for the gold stranger! I really don’t understand reddit lol",
"Nah, Jazz is where it's at.",
"Food fraud is a tremendous pain from a regulatory compliance standpoint.",
"My local Taco Bells stuff the shit out of their tacos. Mostly with lettuce though. ",
"Honestly there's not much of a difference. \nIt's a little bit of fibre either way. ",
"Quick, no one gild this comment",
"McIntosh apples are the McIntosh of apples.",
"I thought it was the other way around?",
"I do, as I assume most people do. Typically when I buy grated cheese it’s because I’m short on time or the other cheese I wanted is out of stock. ",
"Mormons freak me the fuck out, dude. They're super nice and shit but they're also super, super cultish and you *really* wouldn't wanna be on their bad side.",
"Lol the salt is real in Overwatch. It’s legitimately the only game I have to stop playing before I have aneurysm. ",
"We need the guys over at r/theydidthemath on this",
"I know this is photoshopped but I really want to know the answer.",
"Was he held back 5 years or something? Little old for 6th grade science project",
"Yeah this rice krispies version didn’t even shop out the white guy with a bible (I think that’s what that is)",
"It says \"Made *with* 100% white meat chicken.\" There's a big difference. Same reason \"Made *with* 100% Real Cheese\" means it was made with real cheese as an ingredient. It could only be 5% real cheese in the final product. ",
"This kid is my new favorite. ",
"That guy is awesome.",
"All 5 seasons of Big Love.",
"Hey, here because of the same shit. Fucking hanzo. ",
"What if everyone has been gilding themselves on reddit this entire time....? ",
"I talked to Santana. He confirmed I am not smooth.",
"Its okay, you can move onto step 3 from here: Obtain a shimmering crushed velvet tracksuit.",
"Still doesn't mean it's bad for you. You can not digest physlium either and my husband takes it every morning. Not saying it isn't but eating a tree seems pretty mild compared to the chemicals put into foods.",
"Apparently your comment did",
"Gold",
"Regardless, I want to know the answer now. ",
"Call yourself what? ",
"What will you call yourself? Timbo is a nice name ",
"Which also happens to be most male school uniforms where I come from, actually...",
"What was the limit for calling something beef vs beef like product? I forgot.",
"Some times you just need to make a comment like this one.",
"Choo Choo?",
"I remember when it was a challenge to eat $20 worth of Taco Bell. \n\nNow I’m just a weirdo. ",
"The only rule on r/pics is *make the front page*. Nothing else matters here.",
"Loop de Loops!",
"Now everyone is just responding for meaningless currency ;)",
"HYPOTHESS:\n\n\n\n ▒",
"Call yourself what?",
"They were mixing it on purpose as a filler.",
"You tried. ",
"THE GOLD STOPS HERE",
"Please don’t let this man distract you from the fact that in 1998, The Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16 ft through an announcer’s table.",
"It was about that time I realized this gilder was about eight stories tall and was a crustacean from the plethazoic era. And yet incredibly smooth.",
"hahh it is too much",
"me pls ty",
"The real question is how many tide pods can you put in a Big Mac before people would notice?",
"Gold for me?",
"Paper is a polymer made up of two primary components, cellulose and lignin. Cellulose can be extracted refined and used. ",
"Don't grate parmesan! Flake that shit. Soooooo much better that way.",
"Damn 16 minutes and gilded twice. Wish I was that smooth.",
"Open your wallet and be the difference you want to make in the world.",
"Dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb dumb",
"Totally",
"Isn't the cellulose an anti-caking agent?? ",
"I concur. ",
"Nothing about this is normal",
"*Moist. \n",
"Or like this one",
"Listen, Kelloggs, try as you may, I'm not gonna stop masturbating no matter how damn tasty your CEREALS are.\n\nEdit: cereal not serials..",
"Does it?",
"Gold....Gold everywhere...",
"Baby you’re smoother than a well used checker board ",
"Chew chew ka chew people are getting gold, what's new?",
"I bet they've try-harded for far more than this. ",
"Granted.",
"If you get waxed and take a pick to show how smooth you are you will get gilded..",
"No they suck",
"But they have the BEST chocolate sawdust milk.",
"And the train comes to an stop just as I arrive.",
"yes",
"I prefer mine moist",
"he got gold you mong",
"Keeping track of your shits makes you keep shit logs.",
"Pineapple pizza is the best pizza",
"You didn't and yet... ",
"My most upvoted comment of all time is about shitting logs. Just go with it.",
"Did you have to report gold on your taxes?",
"It's a high fiber rice crispy for the person on the go who needs a little extra help getting things going",
"Wait... if that’s the original, I have so many questions. Is that a science fair project?\nHow does one conduct that experiment? ",
"What is going on in this thread? 10 people or more with gold for... well no reason.... I'm confused",
"Honeycrisp motherfucker",
"Team Kellogg PR activated!",
"That would be 49%",
"Lol nah I quit for a while and now I’m just really bad",
"Reminds me of the poor guy that got a bong.",
"gold?",
"And Bleach. Explains the skin tone.",
"Darn it to heck! ",
"Had you said Pink Lady apples you'd have gold right now.",
"I don't think you've seen how I use sawdust.",
"HOW MUCH SAWDUST CAN YOU PUT IN A RICE CRISPY TREAT BEFORE MORMONS NOTICE?",
"Life was tough before Tidepods ",
"lol",
"F",
"My favorite are Gala. Anything but Red Delicious is fine though.",
"He meant it stops here, at this comment.",
"I need to know ",
"Most of it comes from either wood or cotton. Primarily cotton since it is about 96% cellulose naturally.\n\nSource: work in a plant that makes cellulose pulp for food, drugs, etc.",
"Can I be a smooth criminal and steal a gold?",
"How the FDA works is a money scheme basically. They could put poop in food, as long as its at least 2 process away from what they put it is not required to be on label. Hence 100% apple juice *from concentrate.",
"Did the gold train already leave the station? ",
"“Mount Fiji\nLike Fiji water\nWait, it’s Mount Fuji?\nSo it’s Fuji Water?”",
"yes",
"Wonder if anyone will gild a period?\n\n*.*",
"I like my women how I like my wine... locked up in my basement. ",
"lat's find out then",
"Banjaxed! ",
"Bulletproof... Wish I was",
"I did “the different speeds at which various materials burn” for my science project...",
"Its Gold.. it’s gold! Oh just a sawdust.\nEdit: my first gold! thanks! ",
"Fuck you golden delicious for life.",
"This comment most definitely deserved gold.",
"Human skin of course. It makes the best canvas because the paint stays for a long time and for sending intimate letters.",
"And maximum amounts of unallowed contaminants.",
"Butt nipples",
"And when the roosters are a crowin and the cows are spinning circles in the pasture",
"Yeah the USDA rep at our facility is the FDA rep by extension.",
"I don’t want gold",
"You're gonna want a log. Everyone wants a log. ",
"Calls people misinformed idiots, but says cellulose is necessary to live. Dog...\n\nCellulose is good for you. Cellulose is common in the human diet. Cellulose is fiber and promotes a healthy digestive tract and reduces colon cancer. Cellulose is not digestibleby humans and offers no nutritional value. Cellulose is not required in the human diet. However, it is recommended. \n\n\n",
"Exactly, at this comment",
"The winner of the science fair was the student who was able to successfully take this photo with nothing more than a potato and flash cartridge. ",
"Why wouldn't there be?",
"Try-harded?",
"Oh. Grate. ",
"Yes. However, there's a company in Pennsylvania that's paying huge fines now because they put lots of it in their grated Parmesan cheese. It's made the media investigate it further at other manufacturers. Some were as high as 8% (Great Value).",
"Well a black woman was “sealed” to Joseph Smith as his eternal slave, so if he says no, he is missing some key doctrinal points",
">You got gold for that. I don’t think I understand reddit yet. \n\nThis is easy to explain. Accoding to my Google search, a single gild costs $3.99, although you can buy “creddits” in bulk for cheaper.\n\nAlmost anyone can buy Reddit gold.\n\nMany people are stupid enough to do so.\n\nThose are the people who gild.",
"I prefer golden delicious, but both are good! ",
"Any variables such as THC or alcohol intake?",
"Instructions not required it's plug and play.",
"IDC about the answer. But I would like to stomp his ass. I hate people who trick people into eating something they would not normally eat. It should be common that people could expect severe out of proportion punishment for this practice. ",
"Whoever is gilding people for these ridiculous comments is so absurd.",
"Gravy train is over, boys. Move along.",
"The fuji apple is pretty great I agree, but the honeycrisp...that's where it's at.",
"Cookie clicker?",
"How is it racist?",
"Waiting for the inevitable \"gonna hop on the gold train\" comment",
"[Yep](https://i.imgur.com/CBfiaXk.jpg) ",
"WHAT THE FUCK",
"Not the weirdest investigation I’ve heard of on the internet today, it was Anime Boob Aerodynamics...",
" Guys... just... stop. Please. It's pathetic, really. ",
"Debatable. I prefer my apples Granny Smith style",
"Why is it not 0-4%...",
"I'm using that for my 7th grade science fair",
"I agree. Also did you know Harvard is older than calculus?",
"Holy shit",
"Thread needs more gold ",
"Way to fuck it up guy",
"Trains-a-come and gone. ",
"Gaaah duh. I read “and cellulose”. I’ll get off the internet now.",
"Fuck off, gala for life.",
"It’s real cheese, but they coat it with so many preservatives that it becomes scary. I wish grated cheese was wholesome. It would be so much easier. I have two graters on hand because I’ll never use store bought. I did for years, no shame. Grate your own and taste the difference. I don’t think you’d go back even for convenience. ",
"Things are looking up! ",
"if its heaven there wont... or so im told",
"k.",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith on his board?",
"But when I’m making an apple pie I prefer granny smiths tbh",
"She drank all of her shampoo.",
"The “Eh...” was for sure what prompted the gilding ",
"[Here's a mirror](https://i.imgur.com/CBfiaXk.jpg) ",
"No here",
"Do gild trains actually work? I wonder.",
"All this golds making me hard",
"If that's not how they do it, that's how they SHOULD do it. ",
"Thirsty dust",
"What's the longest gold chain in Reddit history? Are we trying for a record?",
"Best chill out on the sawdust or we will all need a poop knife. ",
"Gold plz",
"Or you could call that person who sent you a bong instead of an Xbox remote",
"Who can give out this much gold?!",
"It really stopped",
"The real question is how many rice crispys can you put in my sawdust before I notice ",
"Happy cake day! We are twins! :)",
"Has science gone too far?",
"Haha nice try. No gold for you!",
"Oh man, that got a few weird stares from other folks on the train at me. \n\nOh, I'm not a crazy person I was just laughing at a joke. Oh, what was it? Umm, nevermind I'm a crazy person./",
"Haha fraud? Whenever you see \"cellulose\" listed as a thickener or whatever it's literally processed sawdust, a primary ingredient in soft serve ice cream for example.",
"Alright, time to jump on this wagon. ",
"Okay seriously we can stop now. I'm well aware my comment doesn't deserve gold.",
"Oh god, this brought back some bad memories...I fucking HATED science fair projects growing up",
"But them Golden delicious tho",
"Hypothesis: YES",
"Gotta love the weird whims of redditors. ",
"You got people hella confused.",
"I'm pretty sure cookie dough is dangerous to eat raw because of the uncooked eggs, not the flour.",
"I prefer them moist.",
"Who hurt you?",
"Who cares. It’s funny",
"Cellulose",
"There is no upper limit. Rice Krispies are an excellent source of sawdust.",
"Wait what is this gold chain?",
"Damn 15 meters and I’m still confused what distance had to do with a comment. Wish I was that smooth.",
"Aw, didn’t read your comment all the way through. It’s worth the extra 2 minutes. Sorry. ",
"Amnesia apples are better. Though Fuji is good too.",
"Give me silver or give me death",
"Do you really have the Life experience to confirm that? ",
"Welcome to Reddit! Where everything's made up and the points don't matter!\n\n\nExcept they do.\nThey fucking matter.",
"Does the hypothesis just say yes?",
"I'm really running hard to make the gold train!",
"Huh. I glided before I commented ",
"Zero.",
"About 3.783468 teaspoons ",
"Honey crisp.",
"Fortnite pissed me off, that's why I'm here. ",
"Mt.fugi is a volcano",
"I would actually expect the 2 wouldn't meet, and you would discover a grey area where is wasn't a rice crispy treat, and wasnt sawdust, and you would rip the space-time continuum since you made matter-energy disappear.",
"You really try-softed for that one. ",
"Just wait for someone to post it to r/bestof.",
"#BRING IT BACK YA DAFT CUNTS",
"Parmesan is actually one of the cheeses that I don't cook with too often. I'd love to get one of the restaurant style parmesan thingies, but it's just a low priority. ",
"This is messed up but really interesting at the same time lol... I want the answer now!",
"This can't be LUE umaro right?",
"Dinkleberged!",
"Damn I’m late",
"I’m more of a regular apples guy. Those are good",
"Enjoying your Xbox remote?",
"So what did yourself have to say on this subject? ",
"Damn I’m late any spare change",
"Most? Or *moist?*",
"Damn I’m late any spare change?",
"Oooohhhhh Geeenneee!!!!",
"Considering you can't eat a vegetable without eating cellulose, I think my orginal statement is accurate. Go be pedantic with the guys who are claiming that cellulose = sawdust.",
"This has meme potential. \n",
"Dude. Seriously, I love Fuji apples",
"Singling out a minority to even question whether they would get into heaven implies there is some inherent difference beyond the color of their skin to even explore.\n\nEta: the context of it being Mormon also makes it racist. They're pretty racist. https://www.theatlantic.com/politics/archive/2017/09/mormons-race-max-perry-mueller/539994/",
"Why does it matter? It’s funny, and this is the internet. Everything is bs",
"My sister just informed me that often, gluten free crusts (pizza?) contain wood pulp. So, I don’t know if I’d prefer wood krispy squares or wood pizza. ",
"Not saw dust. Plant fiber. Anti-clumping.",
"Did he pass that by the research ethics board?",
"I love a proper Jonagold myself. Something special there. ",
"... Shineeeyyyyy? ",
"Dallas fan? ",
"The trick is to not make spelling errors ",
"I can't believe there would be people like you trying to leech gold off of fine other folks in a silly comment chain by threatening suicide. NEXT!",
".",
"Of 100 freely offered sawdust treats, 0 respondents reported tasting sawdust.",
"Maybe if I try harder-er I'll get gold too!! ",
"They'll pair well with the ice cream sandwiches that don't melt. ",
"You’re right. But it helps keep the lights on. ",
"Fuji apples are shit. Gala is where it’s at.",
"The juiciest apple I’ve personally ever ate was a honeycrisp. ",
"There’s literally no benefit to having reddit gold. ",
"That’s just like, your opinion man",
"Even so, you're not buying a bag that contains 100% cheese, which is what they are implying. Just buy a block of cheese and grate it at home. It's cheaper, it's easy, and your really are getting and eating 100% cheese (unless they're sneaking cellulose into the solid blocks, which would not surprise me).",
"Sign me up. But substitute the sawdust with weed please. ",
"It is 0% saw dust ",
"Hornswoggled!",
"Gene!",
"More of a royal gala fan myself",
"Well I was going to say he was a smartass in Catholic school cause those look like the uniforms I had to wear...but apparently he's a Mormon. \n\nHe can do his best in Mormon heaven but I'll be a regular alcoholic next door in Catholic heaven. The Simpsons taught us which one Jesus prefers. ",
"Funny thing is, corporations do this stuff all the time, but if you run a small business involving food, God forbid you store the condiments on the same shelf as the burger patties. ",
"Wendy’s as well ([wood pulp](http://www.latimes.com/food/dailydish/la-dd-wood-pulp-cellulose-burger-taco-20140630-story.html)) since quality is their ...",
"Way to ruin it for the rest of us!\n\nJk, I'm glad you're alive",
"Does this rash look contagious?",
"Damn I’m late. Any spare gold?",
"Reddit and its circlejerk, we will never understand.",
"Someone being generous",
"It's normal for it to contain that. I believe its a preservative as it's not meant to be pre-grated as its sold but instead sold as a block and grated on demand for the good stuff. The issue is they lied on the label. \n\nI know for certain label claims you are allowed certain tolerances. For example you can claim no trans fat if the trans fat is less than 0.5% per serving I believe. So you'll have a no trans fat claim when there is in fact trans fat present.",
"Crisp Red Apples are pretty good, or the Big golden Granny Smith ones.",
"Fuji apples make me shit logs.",
"r/northkorea",
"Are you saying Taco Bell doesn't taste good? TF. Why the fuck do you eat there? I go to Taco Bell specifically because it's, without a doubt, the BEST tasting food I've had in my entire life.",
"Is it possible for someone to unguided you if they changed their mind? How much time do they have before it’s a done deal?",
"Yeah apparently so. Now I wish I could find the original. I remember that picture from a photoshop thread on SomethingAwful about 12 years ago.",
"Yay for cake! Happy cake day!",
"Or.. is it?!",
"Lol fucker!",
"Damn 12 minutes and no gilding, you suck. ",
"I agree to agree ",
"Ok, NO ONE give me gold. Absolutely no one give me gold. I'll let you guys know if it worked.",
"Crispy rice cellulose snack. ™️",
"I've spent too many years of my life searching for a decaffeinated coffee table for my lounge room.",
"All processed food also has an acceptable level of insect parts, rat or mouse hair and the like. Processed food is super gross.",
"Damn 5 minutes and gilded. Wish I was that smooth",
"Gold",
"Yes, you can repurpose it for many things. It's basically what's in disposable diapers. Also a filler for food. ",
"This is why we can’t have nice things.",
"comedy gold right here",
"*Moist*, you say?",
"CHOO CHOO!!!!\n\n^^PLS ^^DONT ^^GUILD ^^ME ^^TBH ^^^ITS ^^^^OVERRATED",
"Any sawdust. Its illegal to put non food products in food for this very reason.",
"Gravy train never ends!",
"Are you implying that the average person on reddit eats vegetables every day? I don't know...",
"I love that he really cranked the font up on the \"Purpose\" statement, to make it look like there was more to it than there really was.",
"This can't be serious. ",
"What a glorious day for all of us. ",
"There is already a meme. http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-science-fair-projects",
"Nah honeycrisp FTW bro.",
"Personally, I prefer a nice Honeycrisp to a Fuji. As the name suggests, they're pretty crisp and just tart enough for a really nice apple experience",
"Apparently it stops sooner",
"Wonder why they put cellulose in it",
"My favourite 2 apples are Fuji Apples and Red Delicious Apples",
"meh, gold ain't so special.",
"Cherry, for flavor",
"Shirley......",
"20 years later he marries the receptionist at dunder mifflan ",
"Don't be silly. The sawdust fetish is just beginning to heat up.\n\nYesterday was fucking coconuts. Tomorrow a little sawdust rub on the old meat stick. \n\nThe future is a scary place.",
"No gold for that guy. He's on his period. ",
"How...how the fuck?",
"This thread is like that episode of breaking bad when Jessie throws cash at everyone’s doorstep. ",
"I can count the number of pixels in this photo.",
"Now, if they put edible glitter in their Parmesan, no one would be upset about the cellulose. \nWe should make glitter parm happen. ",
"I don’t think he tried hard enough I mean he didn’t tie in the core product. It’s just all over the fucking place",
"lmao these are awesome. ",
"Ya. So did you..",
"I prefer pink ladies they are much juicer",
"Reddit Gold is a bubble anyways.",
"I’m going to try to get some stuff to get to school and then I’ll be there in about an hour to come take care of it love you ",
"Not every time.",
"I like how there was effort put into Photoshopping in the picture of rice crispy treats but the phartist made the conscious decision to leave Joseph Smith in there.\n\nI don't think those were the gold plates he found, but it might explain where they went.",
"Is this the Road to El Dorado?",
"There's gold in them thar hills! ",
"I can haz gold?",
"If only I were more adventurous in my commenting, then maybe I'd be able to get gold like this guy",
"Eh... We’ll have to agree to disagree. ",
"Splash brotha Klay Thompson Gilding people again!? ",
"Where do poor Italians live?\n\n\nIn the Spaghetto",
"Booo, hiss! [Stop ruining my fun time.](http://southpark.cc.com/clips/254819/insanely-good-sense)",
"Here's another photoshop: http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/facebook/000/204/132/tumblr_ltyjfbXdpx1qzpsuoo2_500.png",
"But do you like mandarin oranges???",
"but it makes you feel so good! amiright? ",
"How much jail time can a principal get for allowing this unethical experiment? ",
"I vote for the mode.",
"https://www.cbsnews.com/news/why-you-should-never-eat-raw-dough/\n\nhttps://www.sciencealert.com/dry-flour-raw-cookie-dough-hide-dangerous-bacteria\n\nNope, it's the flour.",
"This guy sews penises and vagina's up with silver thread!",
"True, but when I'm buying celery it's fine. When I'm buying something labeled as 100% cheese, it should be 100% cheese, and I shouldn't need a lawyer to explain the labeling on the food I'm buying.",
"Titty sprinkles ",
"I've gotten gold a few times, and never for my good comments :/",
"I'm too late :(",
"Sounds like Wal-Marts parmesian cheese. ",
"You dropped this \\ ",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith in the bottom right?",
"Yep. ",
"Cortland are better! And mmmm those honeycrisp ",
"!redditlumpofwood",
"Holy fucking shit. I’m standing outside of a bar laughing my ass off at a Reddit post.\n\nSimultaneously thinking:\nIs this what my life is now?\n&\nReally... I wonder how much?",
"There's butter involved, ipso facto USDA gets jurisdiction",
"Alright young Mormon, let’s hear the data",
"No more. It's done. Go to sleep. ",
"Im down here in the comments and I’ve forgotten what the OP posted blinded by all the gold and I’m thinking dang I missed gold for a dumb comment by like 15-20 minutes. ",
"Maybe if I comment here, too, I'll get gold.\n\nxD\n\nAlso, why did he choose sawdust, of all things to cut rice krispy treats with?",
"GOLD RUUUSSSSHHH\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/Us4J6Yp",
"this is a photoshop",
"Is this train over?",
"We are all descendants of truly ancient life forms on this blessed day\n",
"How long could this chain possibly keep going?",
"You’re welcome ",
"Chicks in wet white tops with pokie nipples and some see through parts are exciting",
"Nope, now it's over.",
"CHOO CHOO COMING BACK BOYS",
"Maybe the colour of the skin is all there is to it? \n\n*xfiles music*",
"Wow, really? You're just going to post that as if it's not a zoomed in, blurry mess?\n\n[Here's a proper, sharpened version with virtually no blur.](https://i.imgur.com/M9iCPCc.gif)",
"Gold... ^(Wish someone would gild me so I could reap the Karma followed by lurking economists commenting about the double entendre in my username, others calling me a Russian shillbot ^all ^while ^I'm ^logged ^out ^and ^only ^end ^up ^logging ^in ^29 ^days ^later ^to ^find ^out ^some ^kind ^gentlesoul ^actually ^did ^gild ^me ^and ^I ^never ^get ^to ^brag ^about ^it.)",
"Not if it's turducken gravy",
"It ends here. Everybody off. ",
"Mmmm gravey",
"Hi! Just here for the gold! Heard it’s being tossed around here more than Bella Thornes pussy.",
"Who the fuck is giving everyone gold? Stop immediately!",
"Because of the labeling. When something says 100% of whatever, I should be safe in assuming that whatever is in the package is 100% of that ingredient.",
"Me next!",
"I missed the train. ",
"Oh yeah? ",
"Cheerio! ",
"Taco Bell knows how much sand you can put into beef before you legally can't sell it as meat.",
"The cellulose portion is the [anti-caking agent](http://powderedcellulose.com/products-applications/anti-caking-agent/) they add to the cheese. \n\nEDIT: [This article](https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-cellulose-1328464) is pretty informative on it. ",
"It's not over till I say it's over. ",
"About 6",
"Too late to pop the cherry :(",
"You ever wonder why strawberry is considered one of the three primary flavors in spite of its comparatively nonexistent presence in the food industry?",
"Well. Of course! I got punked. ",
"Okay...but who knows the answer please? ",
"oh ok",
"Is this one of them Reddit goldmines I’ve heard so much about? ",
"*chews sawdust and grins* Those wily buggers! They got me again! awwwww",
"For a real special apple treat , lock up your dog, and bust out the peanut butter.",
"If they never SAW you put it in, I think you're good",
"If your grated cheese clumping together is a pain, I would love to trade problems with you.",
"Reddit gold is stupid just adds a stupid ass looking coin next to the time you commented. Pointless as hell. ",
"Are... Are you faxing your father the rundown?",
"Did you answer?",
"I've heard of Fiji water, which in my opinion is amazing, but now fuji apples? I gotta try it..",
"Your subjective tastes are wrong! Honeycrisps FTW!",
"Low key picture of Mormon prophet Joseph smith in the bottom right hand corner. ",
"oh yes",
"So what's the answer?",
"Now I want to know what the longest gold chain is that has ever occurred on reddit.",
"Source? ",
"Pepperidge Farms remembers",
"Just from his face you know he conducted the experiments. Sheldon is real!!",
"plot twist: it's an actual Kellogg's budget meeting. ",
"It's treason then.",
"The real question is what the kid wrote for the “purpose” of this experiment.",
"Wouldn't that just be Citrucel?",
"The Lounge just got a big jump in membership",
"More gold than Michael Phelps in this thread fuck ",
"\"Baked fresh\"",
"We're not talking about vegetables. We're talking about a polymer of glucose that cannot be digested by the human gut. We're talking about a food additive whose only function in our diet is fiber, but can easily be replaced by other sources of fiber, such as gums. \n\nYour initial statement is incorrect. I have proven that sufficiently. ",
"What the shit",
"What does reddit gold do anyways? Is it money or something.",
"choo choo!",
"> there is a wholesomeness to his racism\n\nI think there's a difference between sheltered people who are just unfamiliar with other ethnicities and people who actively dislike other ethnicities. The first person has not had a chance to explore the concept and is genuinely ignorant, the second person has already made a decision to be hateful.",
"What the frick?!",
"Double Good for the Double G. Duh. ",
"Yes, flour can be sterilized. It's not an easy process though. You need to do it without cooking the flour. \n\nAll the new cookie dough restaurants use safe flour.",
"Red delicious apples are edible.",
"But comparing apples is like comparing oranges. You can do both and still feel alright. ",
"Hypothesis: No\n\nConclusion: Maybe",
"That’s reddit, gold is like a random number generator. You never know what 1637 will get ya.",
"Hmm...",
"I’ve been on reddit for like a month and I still don’t get it ",
". Am",
"Just... why... Why would you even like apples?! Just ewww. Strawberries are where it’s at.",
"\"Will there be minorities in heaven\"",
"Great Value products are usually as good if not better than the name brands. ",
"Yes? ",
"I dunno, your post is only ten minutes old. There's still a chance.",
"Choo choo",
"This is ridiculous.",
"What the fuck.",
"No. The FDA got to classify those Kraft \"cheese Singles\" as a cheese like product because it wasn't actual cheese. There's way more dairy in those cheese like products than in a rice Krispy treat. And I'm too lazy to look it up, and I've only made homemade rice Krispy treats once, but I'm 99.8% sure that there was exactly zero butter in the recipe. ",
"But them Granny Smith's keep offering me cookies",
"why. Just, why.... ",
"Lol, but in all seriousness it is...from me at least. There has been others here who joined in gilding though so this wasn't all me, and for most of you it was your first gilding, enjoy!\n\nExcept the Fuji apples, hahaha; worked once, why not again? I could see the mental process.\n\n^^^And ^^^thanks ^^^:)",
"The mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.",
"Golden showers aren’t the kind of gold I’d want ",
"To hell with Fuji apples! Gala all the way!",
"Dick candy for Andy",
"Felt like i was in the audience at the oprah show....you get a gold, you get a gold, EVERYONE GETS A GOLD!!!!!...\n\nEdit: my first gold yeah. Thank you ",
"Pink Lady Apples are the best IMO. Wait.... ",
"Because it's a good anti-caking agent, and it is safe to eat.",
"At the time, the only malt liquor with anything close to a national presence was Country Club. Farber had a different vision, one that focused less on upper middle class aspirations and more on the reality of more kick in the can. He came up with the name Colt 45 and told a designer he wanted a label emblazoned with a kicking horse and a horseshoe. Farber was not going to hide the potent brew’s extra bang.\n\nThis was a master stroke. It was also a violation of federal law, if anyone had been paying attention. The Code of Federal Regulations, Title 27, Part 7, Prohibited Practices, Section 7.29 (g), states that a malt beverage’s label “shall not contain any statements, designs, or devices, whether in the form of numerals, letters, characters, figures, or otherwise, which are likely to be considered as statements of alcoholic content.”\n\nThe future of malt liquor hung in the balance, but National Brewing needn’t have worried. Apparently insensitive to metaphor, the Bureau of Alcohol, Tobacco and Firearms (BATF) approved Colt 45, kicking horse, horseshoe and all.\n\nAs the new brew with the kick of a colt enjoyed national success, the well-mannered malt liquor brands of the previous decade were trampled by a herd of animals. The BATF gave the green light to a zoo parade of mustangs and stallions, red lions, red bulls and pit bulls, big bears and big cats, jaguars and panthers, hawks and eagles, scorpions and cobras — a Noah’s Ark gone bad, a wild kingdom in the cooler. The allusions to potency were unleashed and unbridled.",
"Please pop my gold cherry!",
"Gravy on apples? You crazy...",
"Yup that sounds par for the course. The Mormon apostle Bruce R. McConkie preached that black people were less valiant in the life before this one, which is why they were cursed with dark skin and a \"lower station\" in life.",
"OP has never molded a pocket pussy out of ~~3~~ 7 rice krispy treats",
"Yeah, uh, if you could have those on my desk by the end of the day, that would be great.",
"Maybe if I call the OP a cunt, they will channel their inner Sarah Silverman and give me gold. 🤔",
"Kel-logs",
"Whats a gilded?",
"Pumpernickle.",
"Is this Klay Thompson throwin all this gold?",
"Never have I seen so many golds in a row. ",
"Can I say anything?",
"I think I missed it too >:(\n",
"All apples seem to be better if they’re washed with cold water. ",
"I think that's the point",
"Gotta respectfully disagree and go with the Granny Smith... reminds me of my granny",
"Maybe if you Bobby Flay in some orange rind, but I'm thinking it's more of a [rice cake](https://mobile-cuisine.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/11/rice-cake-fun-facts.jpg)",
"A woodchucker could chuck approximately 57.2kg of wood, given that a woodchucker could indeed chuck wood",
"...me next? Please? I’ll post a video of me doing 100 jumping jacks?",
"I hate everything. ",
"Needs more jpeg ",
"I would like Reddit silver ",
"I disagree.\n\nLots of religions think God(s) approve of certain people and not others. Analyzing whether skin color is one of those variables is perfectly reasonable.\n\nAlso, just asking the question is not racist. Is it racist to analyze if black men can jump higher or run faster than white men? Absolutely not.\n\nRacism is prejudice based on race - thinking that racial attributes makes one superior or inferior. That's not at all what's happening here.",
"I sure did like rolling fat transparent cones back when I had those papers! I would usually load the weed up with hash balls too so the joint would look super dope before it got lit! The papers burned well but went uneven more often than normal papers I'd say.",
"i hav 2 take a smely poopie lol",
"Wtf is it St Patrick’s day with all the gold?",
"This may be true until they know something about you they don't approve of. \n\nI've known a few jack/ex-mormons, and they're pretty cool all in all. ",
"Lucky Charms must be here ",
"Let me take a spin on that shiny gold dick. ",
"Too apple infogram meta too slow. ",
"What does gold even do?",
"Nice try. But that is only worthy of reddit silver.",
"It's both. Unless you use pasteurized eggs.",
"I prefer Honey crisp myself. But I'm sure we can both agree Red Delicious is like if Disappointment was coated with shiny red paint and served as fruit.",
"Why? They're Gr-r-reat!",
"It's really 42 sawdusts\n\nSource: This is photoshopped and the answer doesn't matter. But I asked the person who originally shopped it and this is what his answer was.",
"I'll have to agree, definitely over.\n\nWhat was the original thread about? Suddenly I'm craving Rice Crispy squares...",
"Happened to me the other day. Got two golds for almost nothing. ",
"The diagrams are too perfect. You're a legend. Did you guys win medals or is that flair for presentation purposes?",
"Haha suckas! That's you you fly!",
"Fuji tastes like sawdust, I think Honeycrisp is the win.",
"Cellulose Powder is used as an [anti-caking agent](http://powderedcellulose.com/products-applications/anti-caking-agent/) in the cheese.\n\nEDIT: [This article](https://www.thespruce.com/what-is-cellulose-1328464) is pretty informative on it. ",
"Fake news",
"Nope.",
"Sorry looks like the gold has run out ",
"Thinking about it objectively, pre-grated cheese is a pretty minor convenience in exchange for adulterated food. We've just got to a point where we're conditioned to expect our food to be altered for packaging, convenience, shelf life. Why are all these unpronouncable chemicals in my diet? Oh they make shit pour out of the box easier. They make it more spreadable. They give it a pleasing colour. I don't know why more people *don't* have an issue with it.",
"Amazing. Every word of what you just said.. was wrong.",
"Not even a sense of pride and accomplishment?",
"Shhh just let it happen",
"Oh well.\n\nAlways fun to see them though.",
"People are dumb what a waste of money",
"Continue tread? \n\nYes please! ",
"Is was so surprised when my Walmart opened an in store bakery, that shit had me spooked but I didn’t care their products were good",
"No. If you examine the labeling, the \"100% Grated\" is on its own tagline, which is crucial to the defense of the product's genuineness. This is also one of the reasons cited by the judge when the above referenced lawsuits were dismissed, as well as the explanation of several producers of the product.",
"Ooo that's so cool! It's one of those things where you don't really think about where it comes from, it just is. Thank you for sharing your interesting facts :)",
"Or is ittttttttttt????",
"I like turtles.",
"I’d be excited to see the data. ",
"Metric, we are scientists after all!",
"I myself am a red delicious man but to each his own ",
"maybe the train'll come back?\n",
"Hell, I grate ahead of time. Having to shake a container twice isn't going to ruin my meal experience. I shake my hot sauces and soy sauce before I apply them too, to makes sure nothing has separated.",
"There's always a last wagon in a train, and it is mine",
"Tits",
"holy shit this is the most deserving comment of gold in this entire thread",
"Your normal diet has a bunch of cellulose in it, unless you never eat any plant-based foods. ",
"....you don't use pasteurized eggs?",
"Past, Present, and Future walk into a bar...\n\n\nIt was *tense*",
"Fuck ya....the scientific balls on this guy!",
"Well if that's the case then yay gold!",
"Is this a LDS shill? Kid looks like a missionary and im pretty sure thats Joesph Smith in the center bottom right..",
"Good thing we don't eat anything else that comes from plants either.",
"But i really want to know the results ",
"So this is the ultimate question? Why am I not surprised?",
"There are other subreddits for that. This breaks the first rule of the subreddit (No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.) and if the mods moderated it would be removed.",
"It's especially not cheap if you get supreme style. The food is generally bland without it, and their green sauce is gross and tastes nothing like the taqueria variety.",
"...I'm the caboose?",
"Quick, get General Mills on the phone!",
"I mean, the guys at work call sawdust \"man glitter\" so close enough right?",
"Look at the kids fingers ",
"Been a while since I actually “Lol”d",
"Eh... We'll have to agree to disagree\n\n-Some famous Redditor ",
"Ryce Kryzpy Treatz",
"Needs more frying",
"*During lunch period the next day, the popularity of Stephen McClanahan’s once-bustling bake sale came to a screeching halt.*",
"No, not at all. It's insoluble fiber and it's in literally every plant on earth and everybody eats cellulose in some form. Celery is a good example of very high cellulose food.",
"Thanks for the golden shower ;)\n\nEdit: Yup, this is my new fetish. ",
"Needs more nuking",
"**25% REAL RICE, 100% YUM!**",
"Yeah...I feel ya....",
"Eh... We'll have to agree to disagree",
"Sounds like something someone who is fishing for gold would say. ",
"So really how much sawdust is in them?",
"Don't get me wrong, Fuji apples are da bomb, however, I prefer granny apples for recipes and such ",
"What, you aren't curious if there are minorities in Mormon heaven?",
"Oh no it's ~~worse~~ a million times better ",
"Yeah, what the hell? Stuffed for $5, *maybe* $6 when I was younger. I wouldn't even notice eating $5 of taco bell today. I got four seven layer burritos the last time I was there and was still hungry but just sick of them at that point.",
"Jim? Is that you?",
"Ya they dress terribly ",
"Okay maybe a little.",
";)",
"Wot are you gonna gain from it",
"Who knows what Sawdust lurks in the hearts of Rice Krispie Treats? Kellogg’s knows...",
"circle of life, man.",
"I don’t even know these gold stars are and I’ve been on Reddit for 2 years 🤭",
"That's pretty short.\n\n[*This* one though lasted](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4h8zlb/thor_pranks/d2oeehy/) for ***14*** 'continue this thread' and then intermittently continued.\n\nE: The thread also continued for a hilariously long time. \nE2: Yeah, found the end of it again. OP was on May 01 2016, last post in that thread was [Oct 12 2016](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4h8zlb/thor_pranks/d50fi07/).",
"well saw dust is added into stuff like hot pockets and dumb cunts still eat it everyday",
"It's a good conductor.\n",
"It is. Don't worry ",
"Just get back into the groove! Play some AI matches, practice with your favorite heroes and try out some new guys. Lots of updates in the past few months so some things have changed. ",
"the longest Reddit gold trains\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5w5tg3/whats_the_longest_reddit_gold_train_youve_seen/",
"I always miss it",
"I hope one day I can be rich enough to troll peoples notifications with random gold giving",
"Show us on the doll where the power touched you.",
"I've legitimately found wood shavings (cedar) in an El Monterey frozen breakfast burrito that I was eating. Well, it wasn't frozen when I was eating it, but you get my point.",
"Cam here to say this",
"Someone skipped over the guy before /u/ShieldHeart so I'm hoping its every other comment at this point",
"What's with this Reddit gold chain?",
"Hahaha sorry I was completely joking with that comment. Guess I could have been clearer. Read again with snark added? I was imagining the USDA coming in to the FDA like the FBI over a local police force in a show",
"What just happened here?! I haven’t been on reddit long but I know this is some weird shit.",
"Zim-zammed!",
"What is Reddit gold?",
"the longest Reddit gold trains\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/AskReddit/comments/5w5tg3/whats_the_longest_reddit_gold_train_youve_seen/",
"I think it’s a side-effect of those reddit-gold subscriptions people can buy. People end up with a bunch stocked up, so they blow them on something frivolous for fun.",
"Longest I'm aware of is [this one that lasted](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4h8zlb/thor_pranks/d2oeehy/) for 14 'continue this thread' and then intermittently continued after.",
"aaaaaaaaand we're done...",
"Longest I'm aware of is [this one that lasted](https://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/4h8zlb/thor_pranks/d2oeehy/) for 14 'continue this thread' and then intermittently continued after.",
"/r/sciencefairphotoshop",
"Finally, science I can believe.",
"Future Nestle exec material.",
"The amount of comments not understanding that cellulose is in every single plant-based food is amazing.",
"*rice krispies*",
"This picture is also photoshopped, it's not the original",
"It would probably make them healthier ",
"Choo Choo ",
"Ah so we're doing this now. All aboard the gild train! ",
"Well, where's my golden shower Phyllis?",
"I love yuuuuuuicy stuff ahlapslapahhssspashshas *licks*",
"Just when you thought it was over.",
"I've had plenty of gold and have given them out as well. That money is better spent on non profits like the ACLU.",
"I don't know, airplanes fly pretty high.",
"I think the answer is 4",
"Yeah, I’ve bought it a few times, and it was because A) Someone has commented something that I thought was awesome, significant, and rare, and B) I like to buy gold for someone from time to time to support Reddit. ",
"[perhaps we’ll never know...](https://media0.giphy.com/media/kNiuqwxIKnO5q/giphy.gif)",
"Why'd they stop advertising that on all their boxes? I thought it was catchy. ",
"Ayyy lemme get that golden too",
"Choo choo",
"How much money got spent gilding everyone in this chain?",
"Granny smith apples are always forgotten about. poor granny...",
"I like the taste of sawdust ",
"Am I missing some information?",
"This is why I shred my own cheese",
"Who is redditor less than three?",
"100% (TM) is just the brand",
"Not over till the gold mines are depleted",
"Whatever you do, do not give me gold. I had nothing to do with any of this. ",
"Failed attempt",
"Omg. Woooosh...went right over my head. I was wondering why you were using such weird terminology hahaha ",
"Well... tell us. Just how much?",
"Getting on the gold train bois",
"You will have to be happy with making me smile. Thank you. ",
"touch that mustache down on the floor. ",
"Do you have a source on where the cellulose comes from? Because there are several food byproducts that can be used for cellulose. Cellulose doesn't mean wood, it means cellulose. ",
"Hi",
"Well, I never said it was one of my greater problems in life >.>",
"My cat died today. Can I have a gold?",
"I like watermelon, and bagels in the morning. ",
"So, it's one word under hypothesis... I really want it to say \"Lots\"",
"Celery and/or carrots in meat based sauces, such as spaghetti sauce or chili, adds a bit of flavor while simmering. Simply add a stalk of celery or a whole carrot and remove when the sauce has finished cooking.",
"It would actually be the FDA. USDA regulates meat products. ",
"I put my milk in before my cereal ",
"It's not a game, it's a functional additive.",
"You're welcome! ,:)",
"nice\n",
"/r/forbiddensnacks is leaking...",
"Trying to understand reddit is like trying to bludgeon a baby with a seal.\n\nAfter a time it gets redundant and you can see your uncle in the corner",
"I hear they have some good places for that in Russia",
"So... that was at the Intel international science and engineering fair. I’m pretty sure everyone got those medals for being there, but this was in... 2003 and I’ve had a lot of alcohol between then and now.\n\n¯\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"*moist",
"Yummy!",
"Like Donald J Trump golden showers or this reddit chain of randomly awarded gold badges?",
"Is that a picture of Joseph Smith on the bottom right? ",
"How much sawdust can you put in a rice crispy square before it becomes a 100%all beef patty McDonalds?",
"Just like grated Parmesan cheese. ",
"You know people are just commenting here to get gold. There’s like 40 replies to each wanting gold.",
"It probably went out to get a pack of smokes.",
"One sliver to every dozen grains of krispy rice.",
"Golden showers are for, and from presidents. Check your privilege!",
"It probably went out to get a pack of smokes.",
"I like peaches, millions of peaches.",
"It probably went out to get a pack of smokes.",
"How many kinds of apples are there? I only know granny, red, and golden delicious.",
"Oh, this guy is gonna do well in corporate America. ",
"Seems too desperate for gold",
"**[23:15 18-Jan-2018 EST]**\n\nAt current timestamp, this post has 27,500 updoots and only 1,000 comments.\n\nBad, bad Reddit.",
"Oh yes daddy!",
"Now, if I knew I could do shit like this in school, I’d be much more inclined to attend and care about science. ",
"If it means doing it cheaper, that's probably the way they are doing it. ",
"Jumping on the bandwagon here.",
"You know I’ve always enjoyed honey crisp and pink lady apples most. But I suppose based on your recommendation I will give a Fuji a try. ",
"what the eff?? what is happening?",
"Goes great with some rice!",
"Yep. You even have sawdust in ground coffee as a “filler”. Buy coffee beans instead and ground it yourself. \n\nAlso, honey in America has no restriction. So pollen levels can be inexistant as opposed to the rules from European commission. Buy honey from regulated markets so you are sure you’re not eating just a synthesised corn syrup...",
"I've been buying a lot of Great Value stuff lately to save money and I can't agree with your statement but it probably depends which products and which name brands you're comparing. A couple different Great Value things that I've observed to suck hard are their shredded and block cheeses (tasteless); their frozen berries (usually underripe); their condiments (ketchup, brown mustard, mayo) all taste noticeably worse than any major brand out there.\n\nSam's Choice, on the other hand, is stuff that is as good as or better than name brand and is still cheaper than name brand (though costs more than GV obviously). Their frozen pizzas are delicious, for example. There isn't really a Sam's Choice version of everything like there is GV though.",
"I’m alway late to these things!",
"You do not kno da wae",
"Of course! That is masturbation in true focus but it does feel good; why the fuck not?",
"I rub my nipples and start moaning in the night.",
"There's still time for you.",
"Pineapples. ",
"For those wondering, the sawdust is most likely added as a declumping agent, rather than as filler.",
"What the fuck, why do people spend money on this, its like 4$, you could get so many fuckin gumballs with 4$\n\n",
"The only golden shower I get is from my gold fish in an open blender.",
"10 gold given but none for OP... ",
"What does gold even do?",
"If you enjoy exploring this weird period in history, check out [The Road to Wellville](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Road_to_Wellville) by T.C. Boyle.",
"If there's a label, then already it's not 100% cheese.\n\nAdd a container, and it's even less of a percentage cheese.",
"The randomness of this comment is glorious! ",
"C ya l8r kiddo",
"It's still in the ether of this chain. Chain gold vein. ",
"At least that would mean I won't get pissed on. ",
"No; there's pretty hefty screening in Europe so it's not needed.\n",
"Joseph Smith?",
"Looks like Jim from the office",
"I just hope we all get gold. We all deserve it.",
"It was a good ride. ",
"Well your opinion is now gilded, I have no choice but to agree with you, per Reddit rules.",
"I think that's the first time I've ever seen one of these gold trains happen in real time",
"Damn it now I want to actually know",
"Someone should guild you to find out... unfortunately I can only afford silver. ",
"lol what? I see Mormon missionary kids out and about nearly every day. They all wear black pants and a white shirt. Sometimes a colorful tie, but often it's a black tie.",
"This comment is pure gold and well deserving of the gold it received. ",
"How much JPG compression can you add without people noticing? ",
"Kellogs helps your body be regular. High fiber diet!",
"Underrated, yet specifically popular at immediate time.",
"Can I get one please?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Nah but I'll get it",
"^oh ^nooooooooo",
"First time talk of golden showers was gilded. Think we tapped into something? What about silver showers?",
"I'm sorry",
"How much jpeg can you put in a repost?",
">And the added cellulose comes from wood pulp.\n\nSource on that?",
"Commenting because this has gold.",
"They won’t notice if it’s fast Sunday. ",
"You would be surpised to find how relevant this statement is. The Graham Cracker was invented by a Presbyterian minister to suppress masturbation. At the time, Graham Crackers were intentionally made bland, because Sylvester Graham believed bland flavors suppressed sexual urges. ",
"Nope, it's all over.",
"it's finished :(",
"Happy Birthday ",
"worth a shot",
"Me too thanks.",
"With a username like that, I’m surprised gold isn’t more common for you",
"Everybody gets gold!!!!!!!!",
"\"food\"",
"You know im only here because i hope i fall in the gold puddle ",
"I’m a pink lady guy myself",
"Wait, i am not the only one?",
"How fast a person runs and whether or not they deserve eternal life in heaven are 2 very different things. There is an implication in asking the question that it is even worth considering the question at all.",
"Stop trying to make glitter parm happen, it's not going to happen!",
"I wish I had something somewhat witty or meaningful to say to get gilded. ",
"Now gild me for making that comment",
"I do. I it's right up there with the voting system. That's why I pay for 12 down vote bots.",
"Here for the goldbang ",
"We are all gold diggers at heart ",
"Bonus points to whoever can name the person in the picture on the bottom right of the poster. ",
"I think it’s like one of those whack genes that skip certain generations.",
"Lucky charms. :l",
"The hypothesis is just \"yes\". It is a photoshopped version of [this photoshoped picture](https://i.imgur.com/qv5cQtA.jpg)",
"Don't give Kellogs any ideas, please.",
" ___ ___ ||| ___ ___ ___ ___ ___ | __ ,----\\\n| | | |||| | | | | | | | | | | | | |_____\\\n|___| |___|||| |___| |___| |___| | O | O | | | | \\\n ||| |___|___| | |__| )\n___________|||______________________________|______________/\n\n>toot toot, this is the gold train, incoming to the stop\n\nOh that must be my train, time to hop on.",
"> has been grated.\n\nagainst a tree, apparently.\n",
"C-c-c-c-combo breaker! ",
"Why is a duck?\n\nBecause one leg is the same.",
"Got gilded once. Gives you some cool user features and such. Not really worth it tbh",
"This man fresh",
"Joseph smith bottom right",
"True. ",
"Ever notice how democrats",
"Needs more .jpeg",
"Op hits the front page everyday.\n\nIs this like your job dude or what?",
"I wonder if these gold chains are just for the amusement of some drunk laughing rich kid.",
"We need to go deeper. ",
"Shit makes you Kel logs.",
"This is how you getting a gold should go. The edits need to have acceptance speeches. I need to see more of this. ",
"[Zoomed in on my computer](https://imgur.com/a/OIhGA)",
"Didn't walmart try this with parmesan cheese",
"A three. ",
"ass",
"Fairly certain on the very bottom right panel under conclusion it only has the word \"No.\" So it is much much worse.",
"Found the Mercy main",
"Aww, you got skipped. :(",
"I need gooldd...",
"damn r/lounge is about to have a bunch of new members",
"You have achieved the power of the apple. Use it wisely",
"He’s not the data hero the world needs...",
"Apparently not, Pal",
"Dude, HoneyCrips are pretty great for baking too, just Fuji kicks ass for hand eating.\n\nAlso dried snacks.",
"Great Value is one of the shittiest brand, and yet, so many people don't question it.\n\nI understand some people can't buy any higher quality because their job pays shit or they're going through rough times (I've been there myself plenty). I'm not judging *having to* buy it for necessity; I'm talking about the cheap-o people that don't care because they'd rather save a few cents.\n\nWhat I'm referring to is the fact that it's far from a \"great\" value. \n\nThey have bags of chicken strips that specifically say on the bag, in big font, \"With 20% Solution to preserve flavor.\"\n\nAnd? And what else? Do you *really* need 20% of something to \"preserve\" flavor? \n\nIt's like that with all the *Great Value* brands. It has all the \"same\" things as other products, but the percentages are fucked so they can sell for cheaper. I'd hate to see the process.",
"Ours not to reason why. Ours but to gild, and lie. \n\n(It's possible I may have reversed the order there.)",
"Meh, it ain't all bad until you start shopping at a dollar store.\n\nBoy did I learn my lesson that day. They had just installed like a entire grocery aspect to the store. To be fair they had a lot of great deals, but don't buy cheese from the dollar store.\n\nI got a few packets of shredded cheese from the dollar store and it was funny tasting. Looked at the packaging and it advertised in big bold letters \"now melts\". ",
"Granny Smith till the day I die ",
"I honestly wonder what catholic school this is because this looks like one of my former classmate’s little brother from a catholic school in queens village New York. The auditorium really looks the same. ",
"Please don't let it be too late!",
"I did NOT order this!",
"Put your thumb in your fist and you lose your gag reflex.",
"Oh no, please don't gild me...",
"I’d have to disagree. The best apple is the Granny Smith I cut up into small chunks to put in my Rice Crispies treats. ",
"Does anyone have a link to the original?",
"That's 10x worse",
"You know it’s more sinister than that. “Real Cheese” is a trademark and a brand name so it could have no actual cheese in it.",
"Fuck apples",
"So are peaches, they were put into a can by a man in a factory downtown.",
"You have my brand\n\n>*MY BRAAAAAAND*",
"I went it hoping I would love it. I honestly didn't like it, and it didn't help that I went to see it with my extremely Catholic parents without knowing beforehand. Oh God. That was awkward.",
"That's why it's an essential part of a high-fibre diet\n",
"It's food grade MCC. It's in nearly everything. From deli meats to almond milk. ",
"*Licks lips*\n\nGilding is /so/ hot.",
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"I'll add to those with [this](http://www.inspection.gc.ca/about-the-cfia/newsroom/food-recall-warnings/complete-listing/2017-05-26/eng/1495854753520/1495854756704) and [this](http://www.cbc.ca/news/business/flour-recall-cfia-e-coli-robin-hood-rogers-ardent-mills-1.41546444); the store shelves in Canada were pretty emtpy in the flour section last spring and summer. Most people didn't get sick as baking/cooking killed an e-coli, but a lot of the victims got sick via raw cookie dough.",
"actually because they are super nice, being on their bad side isn't a big deal.",
"He got greedy",
"\"Made with Natural and Artificial Flavoring.\"\n\nWhat else is there? Supernatural flavoring?",
"You already have a dead cat. Don't be greedy.",
"They are pretty decent for small snacking. I enjoy Fuji for drying out and also large snacking.",
"**Now with 10% more volume!**",
"You ever think about how the other two are both beans",
"Why isn’t there a plate offering free Rice Krispies?",
"Chocolate milk is fucking awesome!",
"The Newest addition to the Trump Administration set to helm the leadership of the USDA, This random wonder kid with a super IQ!\n\nThis is big league how you become future leader of the Republican Party.",
"Its one too many",
"Why the hell did I consider the various options of renewable energy sources available to our country in the midst of an energy crisis when I could have chosen this topic ",
"I'm crying. This entire picture might be the most beautiful thing I've seen in a while.",
"Stay frosted, flakes",
"How much?",
"I imply, you're now not absolutely incorrect. I simply need to look what gold does, actually.",
"What the fuck",
"Well what’s the answer? ",
"Honey for baking Fuji for masticating!",
"Oh, got a fresh one.",
"Where the fuck are they getting \"Data\"?",
"Give me gold dammit. ",
"Saucy",
"It makes people happy and lets you into the secret clubhouse",
"You just sprung my trap card!",
"Some [reddit silver](https://imgur.com/t/peyton_manning/GlpAU) for your reddit gold!",
"...I could maybe actually get behind it",
"Oh my",
"*Horsemeat.\n\nI remember people freaked out about that; but they don't know that humans use to eat horses frequently. Til we figured we could ride them places.\n\nThen people were like, \"STOP EATING OUR RIDE, MIKE! YOU ASS!\"",
"Your fetish is being assaulted by tiny metal coins, which eventually will kill you? Sign me up.",
"McNuggets could be made with dog turds and I'd still eat them.",
"Thank you!",
"What is happening",
"At the same time, presumably if you say “Made with 100% butter” it shouldn’t also contain margarine and vegetable oils. ",
"Salmonella risk is approx 1 in 10,000 eggs - pretty low. Don't remember the e. coli risk in raw flour but it's way higher",
"It let’s you into the lounge!",
"Clicked expand to see if the gold train was still going. Yup Choo Choo motherfuckers",
"Now the herd of vultures will rush to get a piece of the gold treasure. ",
"No, it was the Mormons. Picture lower right is Joseph Smtih holding a Book of Mormon. But Smith did teach the moon was inhabited by 9 ft tall Quakers.",
">^^^^^yeaaaaa",
"Did you miss the \"100% chicken\"? That was an actual legal kerfuffle in the last few years where a product had mixed other meats, and they tried to get out of it by saying that of the parts which were chicken, they were 100% chicken, not that 100% of the meat was chicken.",
"Actually your wrong. Food and pharma celulous comes from trees. ",
"Uh, something, something, uh, capillary action!",
"Does the conclusion just say “No.” in a large bold font? ",
"I honestly like braeburn more. ",
"Gild. And happy birthday.",
"I love Bitches Ain't Shit! Made my night.",
"What the hell. Fucken aye there is a subreddit for everything",
"Red Delicious or bust. ",
"This made me laugh. Good job Gold giver. ",
"Enough that they need to wash it down with a few glasses of \"Kool Aid\".",
"r/dundermifflin ",
"I read this and spit almond milk all over my laptop. \n\nNow my cat thinks im crazy . LOL ",
"Just don't try and grow them outside of their harness zone.",
"Jesus H.\n\nEdit: Good mother of all that is holy shisticles this has gone on for over and hour now you apricot weenies!\n\nEdit: Dude, thanks. You ironic weenie!",
"wtf",
"Not me though",
"Elon Musk should hire him ",
"POP THE CHERRY REDDIT ",
"[Coaxed into a snafu!] (https://imgur.com/a/cW4HS)",
"Ok now me ",
"Good luck old chap. ",
"Ew, Honeycrisp all the way.. ",
"Now this! This is a real businessman! ",
"Is this a real statistics? The fact that I just saw this means something is going to come up in my life that involves stardust and I don't want to give false info.",
"I swear officer her \"No\" looked like a \"Yes\"",
"https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood\n\nEdit: Linked to proper article.\n\nI realize it can come from multiple sources, really was just pointing out it's not too weird to not expect plant matter in your cheese.\n\nBit like if you bought frozen broccoli and it had like, soy chunks mixed in with it for filler or something.\n\nIt's not *poisonous*, it's just not what you thought you were buying.",
"I won't get it :[",
"Wait, so what are they normally made of?",
"Yup I NEVER eat fruits/veggies but that's only cuz I live with Crohn's disease. Which is why I avoid fiber like the Black Plague. Otherwise you're correct. ",
"Yeah, where’s that “binging with babish” guy? We need to figure this out!",
"That's also photoshopped. ",
"But I'll get it here anyways",
"Looks like you got Golden Delicious",
"I wonder how long it took for him to think of this lol",
"A joke? About something involving religion? RIP you and your inbox.",
"These are rookie numbers son.",
"Sounds pretty cool",
"Nice",
"What about lignin? Saw dust is about 1/4 lignin, by weight.",
"The power of gild",
"But I won't. Who makes these fucking rules?",
"Replied to the right comment.",
"No",
"It's a play on words. Kelloggs makes rice crispy treats and Post is one of their main competitors. ",
"I’m always late. \n\nI’ll be old and decrepit before it happens.",
"Cheap local food is my favorite food",
".",
"I saw dust post last week. ",
"Penis ",
"r/futurology ",
"On the surface it sounds like a good idea but consistency is absolutely vital. That's why they use specific types of trees for different cost applications. Also the volume needed for the industry would really surprise you. \n\nEdit: forgot cotton too, but that's a smaller market of manufacturing. ",
"How much more sawdust can you put in a rice crispie treat?",
"Is it too late to get gold?",
"Lucky bish.",
"Honey crisp are better",
"Looks like the gold train’s last stop is at this station.",
"Me too please",
"Replace \"Rice Crispy treat\" with \"parmesean cheese\" and the answer is no one ever noticed until the companies got caught.\n",
"Well then",
"🤘🏻",
"I don't quite see what you did there. 🤔",
"Really? There is from my experience. That's how you infuse the weed into them if you want",
"Man is Oprah on this thread?YOU ALL GET GOLD!",
"That's super cereal. ",
"Huh?",
"Isn't that just Little Caesar's pizza?",
"We done?",
"Thrice is seriously in my top 5 favorite words. ",
"Glitter parm WILL happen! I'm on an all-carb diet! God, Karen, you are so stupid!",
"Testing.",
"Holy gold Batman! \n\nBtw did anyone notice the picture of what I believe to be Joseph Smith in the bottom right? Was he a big time sawduster?",
"As a former Momo, \n\nThe belief is that the dark skin is a curse passed down from their ancestors.\n\nBlack being the worse, with it taking until the 80's for them to hold priesthood, yet once the swap was made everyone treated it like it was never a thing. The church really likes to whitewash the history it feeds the masses.",
"Also his hypothesis is only one word, I want to know what it says",
"Dollar store version of Rice Crispy Treats called Rice-flavoured Dusty Treated",
"[They only removed this in the 90s](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(Mormonism))",
"Lol the notorious gold chain. Rare yet common. ",
"But what were the results of this groundbreaking scientific experiment?",
"Will the pattern continue? Good luck to the one who replies to me. ",
"At the risk of making this sound like r/circlejerk, Gold plz. ",
"Omg you deserve that gold. Best laugh all day. ",
"I won't, but I'm okay with that. Congrats on your gold. ",
"I really don't think that takes away from it.",
"Late to the gilded train again i see.",
"Some would say it’s the meaning to life itself",
"I killed this guy's cat today...",
"Gold gold gold gold gold.",
"Im here for the gold train. CHOO CHOO!!!",
"Spruce Crispy Treats",
"The sun is a sun",
"It's not for us to reason why.",
"The real question is, how many mana potions are we going to need to fight the Impervious Enaculator? Leeroy fucked it up last time...",
"And salt, can't forget the salt",
"This is the point at which the gold falls off and the dreams die my frens.",
"Yeah, they're basically saying: Made with \"Samsung\"",
"3.",
"Am I reading the hypothesis correctly? It says none 😂 ",
"The fuck they aren’t. They’re bland and they’re too big to stack into pyramids. Honeycrisp and Granny Smith are the best, Fuji and Red Delicious are the worst.",
"I thought about asking for gold, but then decided Augustus. ",
"Really random, but yeah, there is a resemblance I think",
"Sometimes confidence pays off... I guess?",
"I’ve been steadily dropping from diamond since yesterday. I play support but I’m not really sure why I bother with the team comps I get these days. ",
"Jokes on u guys. This is not even my main Reddit account. I'd be mad pissed if I got gold on my alt account. ",
"Nonsense is better than sense.\nApparently.",
"Sawdust equals fiber!",
"Guess that's the end of the gold chain",
"Honeycrisp are my jam right now. So good.",
"Unnatural flavor. Imaginary flavor. Flavor that Man Was Not Meant To Know.",
"Double gold on the gold train!",
"Alone or in pairs, ",
"Pls don't skip me",
"Coincidence that the Wiki page is down?",
"Lol wtf is going on in this thread?",
"Doubtful",
"Grandma Smith eats Fuji apples for breakfast.",
">Kellogs makes you dump logs\n\nfixed",
"Legit longest gold train ever.",
"I literally just ate a fuji apple. I would agree they are the tits.",
"This kid looks like he’s going to be knocking on doors after the science fair to recruit new members for his church. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"The All-American Prophet. ",
"No man. Every other comment. ",
"Cults drinking Kool Aide, reference to the big mass homo/suicide in Jonestown",
"Meaning of Life Sawdusts",
"Hopefully he's got a demonstration. Tons of crispy treats, each with variable amounts of sawdust in it",
"AND MY AXE!",
"It’s like Oprah was here! You get gold! And you get gold! Everybody gets gold!!!!",
"WHY ARE WE NOT FUNDING THIS?!\n",
"The unpronounceable shit is mostly preservatives that keep your food from being gross or even dangerous. If you really want to eat all fresh and go to the store three times a week, that's also available. It's just that most people don't want that. And food is pretty heavily regulated. That stuff in your food is safe. \n\n> pre-grated cheese is a pretty minor convenience in exchange for adulterated food\n\nYou ever shredded your own cheese? At best it involves cleaning cheese out of a food processor, and at worse it involves spending a long time with a hand grater. A completely safe powder dusting is fine for the vast majority of cheese uses. ",
"Quick Maffs",
"Haha. Cannabis oil or weed butter was very unfortunately not in my recipe ;) ",
"> http://knowyourmeme.com/memes/fake-science-fair-projects\n\nRealizations this article gave me... I said hello, and goodbye, to theCHIVE(r)(TM) a decade ago. A DECADE. Fuck. ",
"Isn’t he the best!?",
"Dude, a gaggle of mormons helped me move some furniture a couple weeks ago and they all showed up in this uniform. All 6 of them.",
"Ohh okay it’s just that that sentence was butchered ",
"Stop",
"Do you remember how much sawdust you can put in a sugar cookie and still legally pass it off as a health food?\n\nPepperidge Farm Remembers.",
">#HOW MANY JPEG ARTIFACTS CAN YOU PUT IN A MEME BEFORE PEOPLE NOTICE?",
"Is this comment blessed by the mighty AUra of gold as well?",
"Go to the lounge. Tell me what I'm missing.",
"It's about how little you need it. ",
"*still time for me",
"I reckon I'll get some gold too if I just get this comment in with a funny joke \n\nHere's the joke \n\nKellogs",
"yes, all food does this",
"Don't let Post see this Kelloggs!",
"I bet taco bell knows",
"I used to work at Einstein Bagels when I was a teen....we made rice krispy treats and I would sneak onions into them....I would gradually increase the onion content every week and nobody said anything.",
"Jesus won't help you, you poor ungilded man\n\nEdit: Well now Jesus can certainly help you. I'm glad you were able to nab some gold out of this ",
"I've been conducting a similar experiment. How much semen can you put in a meatloaf before people notice. No one has noticed yet but less people are going over for dinner these days. ",
"Second only to the unholy honey crisp.",
"Bunch of beggars trying to get reddit gold... SAD",
"Their hypothesis is literally 1 word",
"Eggs are way safer then they get credit for. Especially in something like cooked dough that was frozen when the eggs were very fresh. ",
"No, I will.",
"No",
"Okay this comment is not to get gold, please do not gild it. But this nonsense needs to be refuted. Fuji apples absolutely pale in comparison to the juicy crunch of a Honey Crisp apple. Fujis are tiny, hard, cherry shaped bullshit apples. If my girlfriend brought those home I'd feed them to the dogs. People seriously need to think before they gild such a dangerous public statement of approval. ",
"Beep Beep I'm a Jeep",
"No",
"Thank god it’s only homemade cookie dough, commercial refrigerated cookie dough sleeves are heat pasteurized ",
"I don't think it is every other ",
"No",
"I don't want gold, but can someone give me Reddit Silver?",
"I don’t see gold",
"Jesus ~~Christ~~ Heist?",
"Yeah you are. ",
"It’s photoshopped, as they said",
"But I love goooooooooooooold",
"Signs of a cereal killer ",
"Brojob?",
"*Kelloggs* “Don’t Fucking Move”",
"What're you going to do with your newfound telekinesis powers? ",
"What movie?",
"Me too? ",
"I’ve gotta disagree with ya on your first point and agree with your second, here. Hubbards legacy has a shitload more $$ attached. Millions and millions and millions. Smith definitely has my vote between the two for a variety of reasons, not the least of which is that you’re right, he didn’t tell his followers to give their $ bc they were in danger from alien related things. That’s a low bar though tbh..",
"!Reddit Bepis",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith at the bottom right of the poster?",
"Oh wow ",
"What in the shit is happening right now? Why is everyone getting gilded for nonsense comments?",
"Did you ever think about what \"hand made\" means?\n\nIt could just mean that a monkey had touched it somewhere during the manufacturing process.",
"Would you rather have your grated or shredded cheese clump together?",
"Not with that attitude. ",
"Autocorrect and fat fingers got me before I proofread.",
"So what does the data say ",
"You were gilded TWICE for that ",
"I volunteered for a golden shower once. I was young and naive. Thought I was going to be rich afterwards but as it turned out there was no gold involved, only piss. ",
"Now for the triple...",
"I don't even know what gold feels like",
"Make new friends, but keep the old. One is silver, the other gold.",
"Holy shit everyone chain this shit to fuck up \"the man\"",
".",
"So this is what high school Jim Halpert was doing before Dunder Mifflin.",
"Poop",
"/r/exmormon you seein’ this? Is that joe smith?",
"What about a smoke and a pancake?",
"Bet",
"How much sawdust is in an apple?",
"Dafuq",
"GG EZ",
"Seriously? Parmesan comes in a block which stays good for months on its own and you grate it at the table, to taste, with a metal thing that wipes right off. It's like black pepper. \n\nIf you need everything to come from a squeeze tube, you have that option, I'd just question it. ",
"I like Oprah and twinkies",
"Huh.I just now realized there is a little picture of cake next to names on cake day. I was always wondering how people knew that. ",
"Why does he look like a Mormon missionary",
"You can always geld yourself too. Probably wouldn't feel as nice though. ",
"So, how much?",
"I know",
"This is where the gold train ends. Abandon hope all who dive deeper. ",
"how can I get gold?",
"fudgeeeeee",
"Raw flour is actually really dirty",
"Literally as I was getting out of my rental car in Salt Lake City within moments of picking it up some guy walked over and introduced himself and offered us a home cooked dinner once he found out we were from NY. It was... not what I'm used to. ",
"I think I just fucked up linking it \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Penalty_(Mormonism)#Original_oaths",
"How many mom's did you have?",
"You kidding? Granny Smith bro",
"Like warm apple pie",
"Hope that kid wasnt using treated timber sawdust\n\n### How much arsenic can you ingest before dying? ###",
"That's what I do",
"Honestly, not a lot. A bunch of posts of people just bullshitting, really....then again I'm not the best at making friends",
"A one word hypothesis.",
"I'm just here for the gold.",
"Honeycrisp apples are far superior to your Fuji. So crisp and sweet. ",
"True, but cheese is made from milk, which does not naturally have cellulose. ",
"I only ever use pre-grated/shredded for melting so personally, it would make no difference if it were a bit clumpy.\n\nMore broadly, there's such a huge variant in the amount of cellulose present across brands that it's pretty clearly used as filler, not just anti-clumping.",
"No soup for you",
"Nobody will ever look this far into the comment chain. ",
"We just have to ask ourselves, who would Jesus gild? ",
"I would prefer to eat that in all actuality ",
"Pre grated parmesan cheese would be proper shit without the wood in it.\n\nIt's better than it would be without the wood.\n\nBut then... it's pre grated, so it's shit.",
"No, it's better to be the battlemage.\n\nYou can still stealth as a battlemage and you can be an archer through various spells.\n\nI will fight you over this.",
"Bro someone give me a gold. Exam month need something to make me happy.",
"If I respond will I get gilded too?",
"Me too thanks",
"Its yellow, heavy, and cold. Its lets you know the internet considers you to be not that annoying",
"Feeling poor doesn't feel too bad, especially when you don't know what anything else feels like",
"Ah yes, the infamous stealing of Jesus.",
"*Eldritch (phb p.74)",
"Ooh ooh do me! Do me!",
"Jesus Christ. I hope to attain a gold from such a mindless thought.",
"Or maybe, how much arsenic can rice have until the FDA deems it not safe?",
"I was thinking about saying how much this kid looks like a young me.. nvm.",
"It actually makes all the difference. \n\nTry using that stuff in a béchamel to make a cheese sauce and it won't melt and mix together well. \n\nGrating your own cheese is better for that purpose. ",
"This is how we undo deforestation.",
"Yes",
"Corn Flakes were made bland because Kellogg thought a bland diet would cause people to stop masturbating as he was a member of the anti-masturbation movement. So their comment actually does make sense as a subtle joke in relation to corn flakes, hence the gold. ",
"are they from something awful? I bet they're from something awful.",
"Will invoking his Noodliness help though?",
"I prefer a good Granny Smith apple",
"It's dead m8",
"Well tickle my ass, am I late?",
"Whoa there buddy, nobody needs to die over this shit",
"It really is the best. They tend to do the shit that takes too long to be profitable in an assembly line kitchen but makes a huge difference in the food. ",
"In my opinion, no I do not disagree, but your point has evidence. ",
"Answer: 8. ",
"Hey, I’m not questioning it either. If you want to throw the love my way I’ll take it. ",
"Reminds me of that askreddit where you had to eat an entire wooden door in one year. How would you do it",
"Ever eat a rice krispy treat? Euell Gibbons",
"I won't, but the next person to reply will",
"Could anyone spare some gold for a poor, orphaned redditor?",
" How ‘bout the power to move you?",
"Looks like the gilded train stopped early. ",
"\"Amount of more sex I could be having if I wasn't a fucking Mormon\"",
"In the context of the afterlife, it's not humans that decide who deserves heaven and hell. It's the diety.\n\nAsking the question is not inherently racist.",
"They could be made 100% from sawdust for all I care, as long as it tastes good",
"Please and thank you",
"Ill kick your ass",
"Reddit is a quality website.",
"We need a big shaq version of this. ",
"This whole thread is silly, dozens of people are going to try to jump on the gold train and unsuccessfully get gold. I’m not even going to bother commenting at this point",
"How Business works in 2018",
"I am the one.",
"I’d eat there if they had horse meat. Kinda sick of all the cow, chicken, and turkey.",
"AU man. I missed the mass gilding.",
"Yea none, becuse sawdust would make them have fiber and maybe actually be good for you.",
"Kel LOGS",
"TIL",
"I'm not really clear on this, what does gold even do?",
"Fuji? Gotta go with Honeycrisp!!!",
"For some reason I read that “How much Starburst can you put in..” Guess it’s time for bed lol",
"#",
"i got gold for free from reddit so i feel like i never got to experience what it feels like to have a comment gilded :(",
"It's Krispie ",
"Look at all the people chiming in to get fold !",
"No, but I can offer smacks to anyone who gets out of line and tries to be special, k?",
"It's not clear, The shop comes from a 2008 [Photoshop Phriday thread](http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/science-fair/7/), I think the original is lost to time (or the SA forum archives).",
"Smeckledorfed!",
"Coincidence? I think not!",
"Skol",
"me",
"Because of the false advertising maybe? If someone says something is one thing, and it turns out it's two different things, do you think that's ok?",
"I actually am friends with this kid. He’s 23 now and a software engineer, engaged to his girlfriend. He’s come a long way since his middle school days. And no he is not Mormon lol.",
"But Buddha might!",
"The correct name is *Grape-Nuts*. It's not \"grape(s)\", and it's not \"nut(s)\". It's something different.\n\n>The product contained maltose, known at the time as \"grape sugar,\" and it did have a nutty flavor. Moreover, bearing in mind that the name is properly spelled \"Grape-Nuts\" and not \"Grape Nuts,\" one might argue that while there were generic commodities known as grapes and nuts, there was nothing called grape-nuts, in the sense that there were cashew nuts, and thus the name could have no tendency to deceive.\n\nhttps://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/136/how-can-grape-nuts-cereal-contain-no-grapes-or-nuts/",
"I know nothing about the judiciary process, but is there something done if the judge decides that things like this are bullshit or intentionally deceptive? Or do they actually have lawyers arguing semantics? ",
"How does this keep happening!!!",
"Is that Joseph Smith in the corner or am I high? ",
"Me too thanks",
"Am I the only person who averages like $12 per meal at Taco Bell?? I think it’s the chicken quesadillas. Those things aren’t cheap at all. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/RspJyHy.gif",
"Needs more numbers",
"We should definitely make glitter parm happen!",
"[I love gooooold!](https://youtu.be/sr0gNJ090JA)",
"Nah, im next on the gold train. Choo choo",
"Nice! Now you’ve got firewood!",
"!RedditSilver",
"It all deserves sawdust.",
"I prefer Red Delicious",
"Dude it’s platinum now. Gold is so 2017. ",
"You're working hard? On this?",
"I find your lack of faith disturbing",
"Before or after they harden? If they harden, do you make holes with a drill or cut it and make a chocolate chip sandwich with rice crispy treat bread?",
"Damnit, I wanted to know the answer to the crispy question!",
"Ah, cheers for the tip.\n\nIt seemed like you were in favour of the anti-clumping nature of the cellulose, but above point out how it can be detrimental to your cooking. \n\nHave I missed something?",
"Gold?",
"Party's over ",
"Choo",
"Um",
"Gold?",
"That is exactly what \"100% grated cheese\" means... It is completely grated.",
"are they shaped like lincoln logs with the little squared out parts?",
"Jeez, someone was feeling generous.\n\nOn a side note, never had a Fuji apple before. My neighbors have an orchard and grow Pink Ladies and they are the best!!",
"Bless you.",
"How about \"100% Lean Beef brand desiccated corn husks\"?\n\nhttps://www.straightdope.com/columns/read/136/how-can-grape-nuts-cereal-contain-no-grapes-or-nuts/",
"STOP THIS MADNESS IN THE NAME OF YOUR KING!",
"Jesus might not help him, but I've heard Jesus H. is a much friendlier dude",
"That sounds more like an urban legend, actually.",
"Is that Joseph Smith (founder of Mormonism) bottom right?",
"My best friend is mormon... ex mormon? I still have no idea, she says she’s super against it now. But then I’m like what if this is all just an elaborate mormon trap?",
"Amen",
"And this is why I don’t drink [cockroach coffee](https://www.mnn.com/food/healthy-eating/blogs/are-there-ground-up-cockroaches-in-your-coffee).",
"I see what you did there",
"It's treason then",
"He has a future in the parmesan business.",
"I can't tell if you're joking (I hope so).",
"Actually, most prepackaged shredded cheese has a lot of saw dust in it. It keeps it from sticking together like it does when you shred it yourself. Just look on the ingredients of the package. The number one ingredient is cellulose, the product that forms plant cell walls (trees=saw dust=cellulose). Just grate your own instead :)",
"Ok",
"Pooooo",
"Eh. The only gold I've ever actually earned in my opinion, was warning people about Black Mirror spoilers on an release announcement thread. \n\nEverything else has been stupid luck like this.",
"😂",
"Okay no problem.",
"It’s a poo log",
"I doubt they cared if anyone noticed",
"So I clicked through your photos, and it went from science, science, science to a guy hanging in the garage.\n\nAnyway, you parlay that science shit into anything career wise cuz? ",
"Download this amazing app\nhttps://sola.ai/james_roland",
"You tried.",
"Choo?",
"Mormons love Rice Krispies ",
"[Its over, Go home](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QRJ38y4Jn6k=8s)",
"Choo.\n",
"What does gold even give you?",
"Choo!",
"I don't think this circle jerk can go on much longer, somebody is going bankrupt. ",
"It's cellulose, a harmless anti-clumping agent.",
"This kid has a very bright future in the corporate food industry.",
"only if you dont want cake",
"I'm curious if there's anyone in heaven. ",
"Here is [the original.](https://i.imgur.com/t7onEGE.jpg)",
"I mean, I am, for certain purposes. \n\nShredded cheese on a salad or some tacos? Fuck it, use the bag of it. \n\nNeed to melt it for a dish to add to a sauce or over top of something? Better to slice it or shred yourself. The flavor and the consistency will be better. ",
"Who do you know has been on their “bad side”? ",
"I don’t even know what gold does. Just that I should want it. ",
"That picture in the bottom right is Joseph Smith for some reason. \n\n[js ](https://www.lds.org/scriptures/bc/scriptures/bofm/2-ne/3/images/087-087-brother-joseph-full.jpg?download=true) ",
"The linked version is, as you say, a shoop. Like many very old shoops it comes from a [Photoshop Phriday thread](http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/science-fair/7/). If the original exists online, I can't find it.",
"Ahh a history day project. Best one I've seen tbh.",
"Moist, ewww. Anyway you're welcome for the gold people, I do it for my awesome humility and humanity. Grace and glory is what I want, sexy dance is what I do. ",
"LPT comment on Reddit feeds that have a lot of gold as it may increase your chances of getting the gold.",
"And that is why regulations are needed",
"No worries, [he's dead.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/C._W._Post)",
"No.",
"Trick question!",
"It’s masturdebatable",
"What does gold even do?",
"I like your name ! ",
"!redditsilver Since you asked.",
"LOG - from BLAMMO!",
"Don't let any of this distract you from the fact that in nineteen ninety eight the Undertaker threw Mankind off Hell In A Cell, and plummeted 16ft through an announcer's table.\"",
"There actually was a recent scandal about the amount of cellulose put into Parmesan cheese products. That was Kraft, not Kellogg, but the short version is that they very much try to sell you as much saw dust as possible. Always buy your cheese whole, not grated or shredded. ",
"\"Lots\" ",
"Did you know that sawdust is called sawdust because it is made of very fine wood particulates which can be produced by sawing, drilling, or sanding wood.",
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell.",
"That pale ass guy is cute. ",
"I know that at least with shredded cheese, they have to put in some stuff to make it not stick together. Maybe the same for grated too?",
"I'm searching through the comments and can't find the outcomes. Source?",
"Looks like I am to late to the party to get in on the gilding.",
"Historically true annnnd hilarious",
"Raw flour is not dangerous, and it's usually the raw eggs that make people sick. Consider how many raw grain products people eat, like rolled oats, for example.\n\nCellulose is most definitely flavourless.\n\nWhat problems exactly would it cause in recipes?",
"Everyone so thirsty. ",
"Rice paper\n\n\nMade of ... rice\n\nRice is a plant...\n\nPlants contain cellulose\n\n... \n\n",
">Will there be minorities in Heaven?\n\n--\n\n>Data",
"A regular Arthur Hassall. ",
"\"Jinkies, the Münster Anabaptists were right the whole time.\"",
"Guess",
"slurp",
"idk let me try ummmm pigs have cork screw penises.\n",
"Who is that? Young Jim Halpert? ",
"Twice the guild, double the money.\n\n\nIt’s a prequelmeme.\n\n\nEdit: Wow thanks for the gold stranger from the internet ",
"So... pee AND sawdust in all future Kelloggs treats???\n\nEDIT: http://www.nydailynews.com/news/national/man-caught-camera-urinating-cereal-kellogg-plant-article-1.2563060",
"I dropped my phone ",
"I will too",
"Where tha gold at? I want tha gold!",
"Do you want to grate your own parmesan cheese? Then buy a nice block of it. Otherwise it's going to need something to keep it from clumping.",
"What percentage of your username is cellulose?",
"Everyone on the internet is a bot except you",
"Damn, empirical evidence about the after life... that's super special stuff ",
"Looks like king Midas got mad at overwatch and went on reddit",
"Dammit it, why do I always miss the only good kind of golden shower?",
"I am disappointed that all the gold went to useless comments but i still dont know how much sawdust i can use before people notice.",
"FFS",
"It's the life cycle of wood. Log > saw dust > Kellogs cereal > poop > Log",
"How much sawdust can you put in a Tide Pod before people notice?",
"The shape of water! It's pretty in its own way... but it definitely wasn't for me. I think a movie like that didn't really need all the sexual stuff it had, but to each their own!",
"The first time I ever saw those papers my friend had tossed me one and said \"Roll a J\" and I was like \"You want me to roll with plastic?? What is wrong with you?\" - It really does look like plastic its awesome.",
"Ahhh the dollop :) ",
"The early beginnings of Jim Halpert preparing to constantly prank Dwight Schrute while working together at Dunder Mifflin. ",
"https://i.imgur.com/vrqxmyi.png\n\n[And because I'm a nice guy.](https://i.imgur.com/tb7IgOQ.png)",
"That young mormon boy wins my vote",
"Now that’s an Essential Question, teachers of Reddit.",
"Yeah, now I need to know what kind of \"data\" hes gathered to prove his hypothesis lmao. ",
"42 is always the answer",
"Cool.. Sounds like we have a similar approach - stuff like tacos/toasties/budget pizzas I don't mind pre-shredded for quickness, seems to melt fine enough for them.\n\nBut for anything I care about like making pasta, sauces or nice pizzas, I'll spring for proper cheese every time.",
"Oof, that's a tricky one, we'd need some mass spectrometry done to know for sure the exact percentage. ",
"Are we sure that’s a she?",
"Truly. This marks the end of the gold train. About 4 comments ago.",
"Semantics. Vitamin Water had a similar case where Coca Cola was sued because the packaging and marketing of the product gave the impression of healthiness. \n\n\"Coca-Cola argued in its defense that no reasonable person could be misled into thinking Vitaminwater was a \"healthy drink,\" despite label names such as \"Defense,\" \"Revive,\" and \"Endurance,\" for its different flavors of water.\"\n\nI mean, yeah, people should know how to read nutrition labels but still. We shouldn't have to spend time in the grocery store reading fine print just to determine whether or not we are being sold sawdust. ",
"Yeah otherwise it would all clump together into a big ball. To have the nice flakey cheese people want you have to use cellulose as an anti caking agent. ",
"Yup, they rock!",
"Fuckin' A. ",
"Treason is the reason for the season",
"I guess people don't have anything to spend their money on ",
"What the fuck is happening, there's enough gold here to gold plate a damn train",
"Well, would you look at that! You got a gold star by your name!",
"Posted it in response to the guy above you\n\nOut of curiousity, are you asking because you're actually interested or am I just setting myself up for some stinging rebuttal?",
"It's more like they're prepared to argue semantics because their legal team helped them pick the product title. If someone wants to spend the resources to call them on their shit, they're prepared with technicalities.",
"You’ve been hit by a smooth criminal ",
"If you eat one it totally looks like you're eating a piece of plastic and weirds everyone out, but it melts in your mouth eventually! lol",
"I’m a duck. \n",
"I mean you dont have to be too rich to shell out like $40 one day",
"Porque no lose dos?\n\n>Why not both?",
"30% and then you have to label it as a “Crispy Snack”",
"I was there today and got the $1 stacker, Thing was loaded as fuck.",
"Granny Smith are terrible but Fuji apples are the greatest",
">Raw flour is not dangerous, and it's usually the raw eggs that make people sick. Consider how many raw grain products people eat, like rolled oats, for example.\n\nhttps://www.fda.gov/ForConsumers/ConsumerUpdates/ucm508450.htm\n\n>Cellulose is most definitely flavourless.\n\nCellulose is what makes homemade cheese sauces and mac and cheese taste gritty if using pre-shredded cheese. Make any dish with melted cheese, once using shredded and once using a block you shred yourself and tell me there's not a difference.\n\n>What problems exactly would it cause in recipes?\n\nStarch is a thickening agent. You can use either starch or flour to make a gravy, for example. Adding starch to anything with liquid will possibly cause problems, depending on how much is present. ",
"no no... free market cause.... the market punishes people. No governments needed EVAR! /s",
"You are an anti-caking agent....",
"I cringed",
"Costco apples are the best. I don’t know why but they’re just so goddamn crispy and juicy. Maybe it’s just the Costco where I live.",
"I'm almost positive this was my elementary school's science fair. Catholic school, hence the uniform. I thought he looked familiar, though I don't remember what his project was actually about. ",
"> Why are all these unpronouncable chemicals in my diet?\n\nBecause you buy them? If you want to buy raw ingredients and do all the cooking yourself, go for it. You'll probably actually save money in the long run, and cooking can be quite enjoyable. But if you want to buy pre-processed food, it's going to have preservatives and anti-caking agents and such to make sure it remains in a usable state while it sits on store shelves and in kitchen pantries.",
"King Midas, is that you?",
">Queue Seinfeld music",
"I like golden apples. Yum.",
"And cockroaches ",
"I love calculus, nothing gets me started in the morning like opening up my textbook and smacking my dick while looking at some cosecants.",
"Kellogg was bat-shit crazy. https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Will_Keith_Kellogg",
"Should have went with parmesean cheese, that stuff is cut like cocaine.",
"Engard!",
"Because",
"Maybe, maybe not",
"One day you too can be more than a side salad!",
"Tru dat. \nI'm 43 and just relieved my right arm isn't disproportionately larger. ",
"For this to be true on a global scale, we need over 86,000 Sawdusts Georg's.",
"This has to be a blank meme filled in.. please let it become one if not",
"Sawdust is actually pretty useful. It's used in a lot of surprising ways, like as insulation in the walls and ceilings of some residential homes, just to give you... uh, one example...",
"That was Kellog's Special K. So bland it'll stop you spanking the monkey. At least that's what Kellog's hoped! ",
"Nobody is getting gold! Fuck you guys! I maxed out my credit card guilding everyone up this tree, stop replying! I can't keep reading all this deciding who gets gold and who doesn't, it's just to much responsibility!\n\nEdit: son of a bitch who gilded me? Expose yourself!!! ",
"Love you too bae!",
"I made a parmesean post. That cheese is cut like cocaine.",
"Whats messed up I saw something on parmesan cheese... The dry stuff, having saw dust mixed in as a filler to cut cost. I no longer eat it because of that.",
"Hey, what's your dumb site? Also, love the reference, not that I get it, but it's lyrically awesome",
"jesus saves, but he doesnt trust banks",
"I'll consider trying 1.",
"\"I Can't Believe Is Not Clorox!\"",
"I’ll risk the shits for a week to eat raw cookie dough.",
"I get why you grate your cheese now.",
">BITCH!",
"It makes me wonder how much sawdust we have all eaten in our lives? ",
"Finally",
"Back in my own teenage years, my friends and I made Rice Krispies Treats for our younger siblings. Most contained either a Friskies dry cat food morsel or a dollop of Gulden's Spicy Brown Mustard in the center. Those kids never stopped to ask themselves whether something their older brothers made and were freely offering should be consumed without at least high suspicion and prudent inspection. Merriment ensued. That's a nice 50-year old memory. My younger brother speaks of it to this day, though not in as fond terms as I do.",
"Try some honeycrisp friend!",
"You're not the real golden god! Stop your blasphemy!",
"I call it _glit parm_.",
"Well it will have a lot of fibre so that's something.",
"I’ve only dreamed of what it must be like to be ‘gilded’. How does it feel?",
"Fuji for handling crisp for baking!",
"Which also both contain cellulose. Its almost like cellulose is part of basically every plant material",
"But which sawdust?",
"Aw shucks. Thank you.",
"It's amazing that this guy posted another version of this to show us the one we are looking at is shopped, and then all of you didn't realize this second one was shopped.",
"I’m glad to see that a random picture of Joseph Smith, the founder of Mormonism, is on the bottom right side of this young mans display about sawdust in rice crispy treats. ",
"https://www.google.com/amp/s/m.huffpost.com/us/entry/us_56c491c2e4b08ffac1271f1e/amp",
"I'm a gold digger and I don't even have gold!",
"I may look 12 but I got the cock the size of a 16 year old?",
"Don't call me late for dinner Shirley!",
"I'm pretty sure I've seen these already",
"Duralogs",
"Somehow I think Taco Bell may know even better",
"A LIVING MEME",
"*^aw yea*",
"I bet Pepperidge Farm knows. Always remembering shit.",
"I’m in love with your username ",
"No, they weren't.\n\nThat whole accusation came from a misunderstanding of a recording of a employee from one of the largest Brazilian food companies. He was talking about putting meat in cardboard (as in packaging it in cardboard boxes), because they had ran out of the product's usual plastic packaging. The Brazilian police then misinterpreted it as putting cardboard inside the meat. When you look at the context of the conversation it actually becomes really clear that they're talking about that.\n\n[Source](http://business.inquirer.net/226571/brazils-rotten-meat-scandal-know)\n\n[Here's a more complete article about that specific issue, though it is google translated from portuguese and so has poor English.](https://translate.google.com/translate?sl=pt&tl=en&js=y&prev=_t&hl=en&ie=UTF-8&u=https%3A%2F%2Fjornalggn.com.br%2Fnoticia%2Fdesmontando-a-historia-do-papelao-na-carne-e-outros-questionamentos&edit-text=&act=url)",
"because cellulose makes it taste shittier. Why do you think good chefs grate cheese instead of buying pregrated?",
"*You* were so hoping you’d get gilded for this.",
"I like to think he'd been bringing Rice Krispie Treats to his science class every week and had said nothing till this moment.",
"Introducing the new Coca-Cola product, Fiber Water. No reasonable person would think drinking sawdust water is healthy, but no one reads labels anyway.",
"Found it!",
"Taking personal responsibility for your actions is less fun than whining.",
"Try the hot chocolate, it really helps with the cocaine fever.",
"Yeah, that's actually what's going on. Similarly, this syrup has [genuine chocolate-flavor](http://images.hersheysstore.com/imagesEdp/p170848z.jpg).",
"fuck this guy.i'm now paranoic",
"This is just ridiculous. Ridiculously awesome.",
"Don't forget the knife",
"):",
"Move over bitch, it’s my turn. \n\nDoes anyone know any good biographies to read? I don’t really care for fiction and I love hearing about people’s lives so thanks in advance for any recommendation. Like seriously though, I would settle for a good book instead of gold ",
"Gala are great as well, little diff then my fav Fujis",
"Kids used to do this to each other in my middle school, they would pocket saw dust from woodshop class and sprinkle it in people's lunch when they weren't looking. ",
"I still don’t even know how one gets a gold ...",
"If mormons could use calculators, they wouldn't have so many kids.",
"The power... it’s over 9000!",
"You got two! Fuji’s are nice, but honey crisp is where it’s at. ",
"I want to see an HD version of this pic so I can read his hypothesis......and see who the picture on his display is of as well!",
"Me too\n\nEdit: thanks!",
"Actually funny, yet no love \n\nEdit: He got the love!! Well deserved peasant!",
"Check my gild history for a cliffnotes in TinfoilPants101",
"Only on Tuesdays.",
"I'm sure there are some leftover Note 7 batteries.",
"You know, I was going to give you gold but then you brought up u/hero0fwar, now you'll never get gold from me.",
"END GOLD TRAIN",
"A nice alternative.",
"That snow car prank was brilliant by the way!! ",
"Soapy water isn't noticed until a concentration of .1% is exceeded. On the other hand, joseph smith prophesied sawdust will be more lasting in its deceptive potential for the food industry, going strong for decades now. ",
"I enjoyed this comment chain and you both made me smile :)",
"[You're a towel!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2NO8lnC7u3w)",
"Damn it I’m always an hour late. ",
"ITT: gold, as far as the eye can see.",
"At this point, I'm just gonna shoot my shot... ",
"For me in terms of juicey it is Fuji, Crisp, Gala. Personally",
"Still time for the late night browsers to prove you wrong ",
"Oh ho, engard you villain?!",
"I just got off work. ",
"This is going to be an unfruitful attempt to steal me some gold. ",
"Guys, they don't put ANY sawdust in the Rice Crispy Treats.\n\nIt's all in the Rice Crispies. Adding more to a secondary product would just be greedy.",
"Ehhhxcellent...",
"DUM DUM DUM DUM DUM",
"So did american food companies. And russian companies. And pretty much every war-stressed nation at the time.\n\nIn fact, I have a recipe my great grandfather made for cheap sausage for his bar, and the \"revolutionary\" part of it was that it used pineapple to break down the meat. It also casually included applewood sawdust as an ingredient. \n\n",
"Pink ladies are great. Fuji are greater. Honey crisp are greaterer. Mmmm apples ",
"I just noticed that that is a thing.",
"They skipped over you and went straight to me !",
"Some rich dude is just trolling people with gold notifications. ",
"\"My poops... they're like drywall\"",
"In a few days? They give these kids weeks if not months to put these together. Albeit they are probably done the majority of them in a\"few days\". But procrastination invests into the quality of the final produced procedures mythos methods hypothesis and conclusions",
"I want to know the results of this guys study! What a creative subject this fella chose for his school project. Instant A+ if I was a teacher\n",
"And then in Canada courts they argued to have vitamin water considered a health product to circumvent certain labeling requirements ",
"You know, that's true I guess! I was thinking trees are much older than us but...I mean...we all come from the same ancient cosmic dust I suppose. ",
";)",
"Yes, and it makes cheese taste worse. It's more work, but that's why I grate my own cheese. It tastes so much better.",
"what the frick!?",
"Is that why grated cheese is cheaper per volume than brick cheese? I've always wondered this.",
"Blankets. Pizza. Ball hair. Big big titties.",
"\n>Also, can I get bout tree fiddy?\n\n\nI ain't givin you no tree fiddy you God damn Lock Ness Monster!!!\n",
"#FUJI MOTHAFUCKIN APPLES YO",
"This kid is going to be a CEO.",
"Woah woah woah hey you got any of that gold left?",
"gold me pls ty.",
"This is not a joke. Our food companies at large are putting non food extracts like wood chips in our food. You all think hot pockets are made of bread??",
"Man, this guy thought of *everything*... That project board is exactly the same color I piss after eating 2 lbs. of poplar shavings...",
"It is dependent on the price point of the packages. Better deals buy you more time and silence and compliance. ",
"me too, thanks",
"\"Glitter Parm\" 100% sounds like a Tom Haverford invention.",
"This picture looks so old. Like from some 80s or 90s high school sitcom show.",
"But you weren't counting on me, and so /u/thenameunforgettable shall have the gold they deserve!",
"Will photoshop a goldmine",
"I have an issue with it because it doesn't taste as good. That's just an inherent issue with pre-grated cheese though, so I just grate my own, unless I'm doing a really big recipe that requires too much cheese to easily be grated by hand.",
"Maybe some of it can trickle down to me? I want that warm liquid gold to just drench me.",
"Gold.",
"*~ Man Who Hasn't Tried Pink Lady Apples*",
"And no one after you will get one.",
"He ain't rich enough for everybody.",
"The booth next to him better have been giving away rice krispies.",
"That doesn't improve the context, his statement points out it could come from an apple. Your post seems to argue as if you're sure of the source.\n\nI asked because so far the only creditable sounding info in the thread is someone that says they work in a food grade cellulose factory who claims it's more often cotton.",
"Dude wtf that's like 20 layers ",
"Why is the third picture in flickr account of someone hanging himself?? Were you trying to attract Logan Paul?",
"Cellulose ",
"Yeah that's where I remembered it from. I'm not sure if I've actually seen the original source or if I'm just remembering what I was told about it since it was almost 10 years ago. Either way I can't find it anymore.",
"Go to ikea and eat the meatballs ",
"🍯",
"You guys are really just doing this for Kix and giggles, aren't you",
"Sounds like a *very* strange version of Theseus's paradox about replacing the wood in a ship.",
"The kid looks so sincere. He really wants to tell you about this serious conclusion he has come to. It could mean saving the world. \n\nLittle did he know, I ran my own repetitive trials at the other end of the gym with saw dust and shredded cheese. ",
"Edit : I'd like to shoutout to my arms, for always being by my side",
"Jazz apples are best for the soul ",
"Don't bother gilding me, I never use desktop. ^^^unless ^^you'd ^^^^like ^^^to",
"That doesn't mean we don't want those results to be real",
"Are you a porno star?",
"What Pokémon game is this from ",
"That’s true if the amount of cellulose is equal or greater to the amount that they need to use. If they have to purchase any at all it might be cheaper to use something that’s more abundant and therefore cheaper",
"THE POWER OF KARMA COMPELS YOU ",
"Dare I say, cool beans!",
"r/madlads ",
"[Now onto maxing out credit card number two!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=79DijItQXMM)",
"The habit gets stale and musty quickly",
"10 Questions Science Finally COULD Answer!",
"Ded",
"Sawdust in Taco Bell meat",
"Honey Crisp is the superior apple",
"I don’t understand Reddit. Once, I thought I did, but I was wrong.",
"Why is there a picture of Joseph Smith on there?",
"Kicking ass and taking name!",
"OPRAH GOT A REDDIT ACCOUNT ",
"Classic - that kid is a beut",
"It’s all okay till your asshole starts to bark ",
"did you gild me too? Or was that some other guy trying to stick it to my pessimism? This is so karma, [I did the exact same thing to another guy saying the gold tree was done on a thread not even 1 month ago -_-](https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/7j44p4/lamp_that_look_like_a_book/dr3vu6t/)\n\nEdit: Son of a bitch stop doing that! People will keep commenting and then I will never get to the end of reading this thread! I don't think you understand how deep my ocd has gotten with finishing thread bud, i'm cereal.",
"How much bullshit can you put in a gold reddit thread before people notice?",
"How much gold can you put on your credit card bill without your wife noticing?\n",
"Yes. Clearly look at the presenter. A fucking Mormon dweeb.",
"Fuji film could be juicy. Maybe. ",
"Rice is actually just a bunch of little bugs. ",
"Mayyyyyyybe :D",
"Jesus. This rabbit hole just keeps getting deeper...",
"Gold.",
"Getting gold is for pussies dude",
"They already have Great Value rice crispy treats. I am currently eating one hahah. Source: Canadian Walmart",
"Working at a Starbucks, I can confirm I have indeed done this, and it’s more than you’d expect. ",
"Okay, so does anybody have a video of sawdust Process into food? I hear of their practice but want to see how it is done. Is it only rumor without truth? ...",
"It's like when you flip over a random dead body in Diablo and then, [for no reason....](http://i.imgur.com/tDhbK.jpg)",
"My god! I can pass on peacefully now knowing that the world is in safe hands. ",
"This gold trains as long as your mom's dreams!!",
"Gimme dat gold.",
"That’s not even a word, and I agree with ya!",
"No it’d be heavenbreaking",
"I'm not sure the difference there is material.. if people don't like the idea of \"eating wood\" they're probably not going to like \"eating cotton\", even though it's perfectly edible. Either way it's still filler.\n\nSome quick googling says wood pulp is cheaper, cotton pulp is used for manufacturing stuff where strength matters, \"rayon and acetate\".\n\nhttp://pubs.acs.org/doi/abs/10.1021/cen-v037n021.p044\n\nI think we could place safe bets that industry will use whatever source is the absolute cheapest acceptable.\n\nEdit: Just realised the above is from 1959! Might pay to do your own digging.",
"I hope he didn't use sawdust from pressure treated wood. Up until 2003 pressure treated wood contained arsenic and chromium. Both bad things to ingest. ",
"They're made of meat.",
"Fuji apples seem to have the opposite effect from kellogs on me",
"Is that a challenge?",
"Three times now, wat in the holy triple suns of Andora Terminus Prime?!",
"Yes. ",
"I’m certain some dog foods are full of it - they float on water. ",
"How does reddit gold works? ",
"Ionno, I was sobering up on the toilet and cracked a joke about apples...?",
"Parmesan cheese in major retailers usually contain more than 60% wood shavings",
"Thanks, but it was a joke. It was because that guy asked what it was made of, then someone responded with the answer. I was just continuing that.",
"five bucks is five bucks",
"Cereal Killer.",
"don't worry nobody else will get gold in this thread since you now have to hit \"continue this thread\" button and nobody does that",
"I like trains ",
"You son of a bitch! Karma will be getting you soon bud mark my words, one day when your pessimistic and want to rot in the emotions and bring others down with you, you will be guilded. Mark. my. words.\n\nEdit: son of a bitch 3 times in a row is too far! Guess I'll have to be late to work again tomorrow because of reading an endless thread again.",
"Masturabation jokes for the win",
"Sounds like the reason she hasn't married you yet?\n\n>seriously, I kid. Good luck with your relationship.\n\n*^^Fuji^^For^^Life*^!",
"That is just so fucked up though. It says \"100%\" and \"cheese\" and it's 4% crap. Legally, apparently. We are a disaster of a civilization.",
"Did you know apple trees are always grafted because they aren’t true to seed? I noticed that visiting apple orchards in Seattle but only just found out why! Thanks to a Reddit TIL no less!",
"Big coffee",
"Ayemen brother!",
"Naw you see fam you have to be the comment after the non-guilded comment to get gold its every other comment in the thread that gets the booty",
"Pffft",
"This looks like it could be part of an episode of Always Sunny",
"I would actually like to see his data.",
"Hot pockets and Totino's pizzas contain sawdust as well judging by the reduction in taste over the last several years.",
"Nitccdg for fuck sakes",
"Hope he won a \"gold\" medal for his work ",
"What the fuck is going on",
"Sarah palin",
"You ever tried Kobe Beef?",
"Is this how we got the Tide Pod challenge?",
"This is a brilliant reply. ",
"That’s a nicely structured poster with well defined hypothesis, variables, material, experiment, result, conclusion along with raw data. The guy is a good engineering material. A lot of my fellow engineers need this training. ",
"Same",
"Toaster oven",
"Uhhhh\n\n>*rolls for bullshit*\n\n33.3....repeating?!",
"Nice try though",
"Me three, thanks",
"I’ll get right on that Rose!!",
"From my experience, 1k is when she notices, 5k is when she causes an intervention, 10k is when she takes the kids to her moms for a week, and 20k is when she leaves you and takes half your shit before the bank does.",
"Come on ride the train hey ride it ",
"^CHOO^^CHOOO^^^choo",
"Why the fuck is every stupid comment getting gold? 😂",
"Killin dreams and killin memes",
"According to the associative property, Kellogs is sawdust",
"I was gonna say that fighting over a video game seems a bit much. Then I remembered all the time I wasted arguing over which magic tree best.\n\nIt's conjuration BTW. ",
"In third grade we did the an experiment, we got third place out of the whole third grade. Mainly because we followed procedure really well. The experiment was which water freezes faster. Those people just wanted to know if you’re able to do the experiment multiple times exactly the same. ",
">for baking",
"Raw flour isn't dangerous. E. coli is dangerous.",
"[Eh, maybe the most recent reference, but the whole thing about Kellogg's corn flakes and masterbation is a real thing and they actually made a movie about it called Road To Wellville.](https://youtu.be/crmZMlZM1oo)",
"We should research on the phenomena of Gold Trains. I need funding!",
"Did they win that case? Because that some bullshit right there. ",
"Kellogs does know, they've been adding saw dust to anything wheat based for years to cut costs.",
"I really can't understand how people think \"hmm I feel like gifting a heap of people gold for unoriginal comments.\"",
"And let positive enforcement loop of Reddit begin. ",
"Taco Bell uses sawdust in its meat, it’s refined\nCellulose but it’s more fun to call it saw dust ",
"Damn bro, should have committed.",
"Can I have one?",
"Instructions unclear, cut penis.\n\nGoes with your username too!",
"This kid is going places.",
"It's not really filler, it's anti-caking. Basically it's what keeps it from becoming a solid lump, which it used to do a lot more years ago. I have childhood memories of trying to break up the giant clump stuck to the bottom with a knife or fork squeezed down the small dispensing hole.",
"No, I’ve read that you can only get real Kobe in Japan.",
"Jim Halpert has always been an overachiever, huh?",
"me too ",
"Shirley it can’t keep going...",
"What could have been stated in the purpose box?",
"I am actually very interested in reading his findings. ",
"Do you expect the packaging to be made of cheese also? Just curious, mind...",
"For my AP Stats class, I did a project similar to this. I handed out brownies to random students at school and told them my grandma made 'em. I asked their opinion and jotted it down. I then injected a batch with hot sauce and told the random students my grandma made 'em. I don't remember the results, but I'm surprised I didn't get jumped.",
"There is very little pollen in honey. Bees collect nectar to make honey. The get some pollen, which is why pollination works, but they're not actually collecting it on purpose. IANABK.",
"Is grrrreat! ",
"Hah, you just got gold, suck it!",
"Gold diggers! Gold diggers everywhere!",
"Well thanks. I'm never eating again.",
"[here ya go bud](https://imgur.com/a/1NSYk)",
"Lol looks like Jim during puberty.",
"Since you are repeating it, I will too. Underrated. Comments in the future will all be responded with underrated!",
"I'm really really curious on what he has for a purpose?? Haha sawdust can be poisones BTW",
"Keeping milk edible for months is kind of why hard cheese was invented. :-)",
"In General Mills what now?",
"But gold is grrrrrrrreat! ",
"Shits still fucking delicious for 5$ and the best part... Consistent. I know what I'm getting. With a place like dominoes either I get something really Fucking good or some cardboard sprinkled with cheese and a couple pepperoni thrown in with no sauce. ",
"I honestly just want to know why there is a picture of the Mormon prophet Joseph Smith on the bottom right of his presentation? ",
"And he stole my son...",
"I dont like those boards.\n\nHow did they become the science fair standard?",
"[Fuck you, bud](https://imgur.com/a/1NSYk)",
"Like, for example, such as?",
"I don’t see it on mobile?",
"Bring out the poop knife. ",
"Honeycrisps are really the way to go though if you want the full package of taste and texture. ",
"Ah, see that's where you went wrong. If you rack up the charges slowly, it's harder for her to notice. But, there's always time to try again",
"Fired.",
"No, that's alligators.",
"I know, that's a big part of the absurdity",
"A post so nice, ''twas gilded thrice",
"At what point does it become rice crispy-y sawdust? What's the threshold?",
"Well???\n\n\nWe are waiting... ",
"Repeated? \nShow me. I read comments with OCD.",
"HOW MUCH SCI FI BS CAN YOU PUT INTO A \"RELIGION\" BEFORE SCIENTOLOGISTS NOTICE?",
"Have you ever smoked a joke out of gold papers?",
"It is my next big goal!\n\nI hope you have great fortune!",
"The fact that that edit appears to have been necessary is deeply depressing.",
"I think the underground society of Reddit gilders did this.",
"Here in reddit, you don’t understand reddit, reddit understands you",
"How much sawdust can you put in it before you start to notice?",
"I wonder if taste or consistency improved correlating to the increase in sawdust?.. OP, please deliver. ",
"Here ya go! \\",
"Ah middle school days, were the topic was pointless and they already had you writing essays but they tricked you into it because each piece of what an essay is was portioned and pasted onto poster board.",
"Both",
"Maybe Zoidberg get gild too? Woop woop woop!!!",
"Lold so hard",
"Mormon heaven isn't even interesting.... I mean eternal anything doesn't sound that interesting",
"I mean, your comment was at least funny. You’ve made the captain of this gilding train laugh",
"Reddit gold has more value than bitconnect ",
"And that is where the the gold chain reddit train stops.",
"Why does this make me laugh every time. Haha!",
"I like cats :-)",
"Rice crispy threat",
"it has the word vitamin in the fucking name\n\ni love how coca colas defense boils down to \"we put out a deceptive product and people bought it, why are you mad at us?\"",
"Guess I'll have to test the limit on wife number 2, idontthink wife number 1 is coming back :(",
"...and is asked to bring his sawdust samples along...\"for science\".\n",
"How much karma whoring does it take to stop /u/dickfromaccounting from posting?",
"Wait what?",
"If I were you, I'd be pissed.",
"So White people are like a 10. That makes Mexicans a 4 and Asians a, *looks up at the ceiling*, probably a 5. If you're not a Morman, divide by 2...",
"Nice try Walmart marketing department. ",
"What about the next next next person?",
"^^^^^^okay ^^^^^I'll ^^^stop ^^^^now",
"I believe your comment is the one that broke the gold train",
"True -- it should neither be, nor say it is, 100% cheese.\n\nUnless it's a solid block, in which case it should be both.",
"hahaha absolutely. except he would call it \"glit glit parm parm\"",
"Says you! I bet folks like me who’ve never gotten gold for a comment just had their day made! ",
"Seems to me like the amount used often goes beyond what would be necessitated by anti-caking, and varies heaps between manufacturers... (some <1%, some >8%). \n\nI'm happy to be proved wrong but I'm pretty comfortable assuming the sorts of people that will sell \"parmesan\" that doesn't have any parmesan in it aren't above using cheap filler if they think noone will notice.",
"What are the odds I get guided for this?",
"I didn't downvote you :(",
"how do you know it was him?",
"DO I LOOK LIKE I KNOW WHAT A BUD IS?",
"Best of luck, it also works better if you buy it all near Christmas, then she just thinks it's for presents. I'm sure someone at Harvard has done a study on this",
"[Can't stop Mormon Jesus.](https://youtu.be/46PXaJxzuDE)",
"Remember the parmasean cheese fiasco? I do.",
"A lot of subs in the last couple weeks have someone saying \"this comment is underrated\" sorry to take it out on you. I'm just tired of the new trend.",
"Delet this",
"Someone must really like Fuji apples! ",
"I think you meant **now**\n\nSee I told you!",
"That’s all you get? You should have sexual intercourse. ",
"Yeah, clearly this chain has the power to invoke the best in people , so that they share their silver and gold",
"Okay Ryuk",
"Read stardust...",
"Nobody replied to this one yet.",
"Kraft recently got in trouble for having sawdust in their Parmesan cheese (they say it was an anti clumping agent.)",
"thats not the issue. the issue is the container is mislabeled and misleading.",
"Username checks out",
"It's too late for Folgers.",
"Naps are underrated..",
"I agree that Great Value foods are generally not so great, however, their non-food items are. Their aluminum foil, for example, is more robust and half the price of Reynolds. Their garbage bags, in my experience, hold up better than Hefty.\n\nBut yeah, no matter how dire my financial situation gets, I would rather go without ketchup than eat theirs.",
"How do I catch the next gold rush?",
"Reason is the treason for the season",
"Like I’ve always said, never accept food from u/dickfromaccounting ",
"No. It was wood pulp and they got caught doing it. ",
"The taste of it, the smell of it...the teexture.",
"Why can’t they just use flour?",
"You have gone too far, IDK who you think you are gilding someone 3 times, it just isn't right. Your abusing the system, I have half a mind to report you to the admins for your gilding abuse. \n\nInfact u/spez, this man has unfairly gilded me thrice and I demand you remove the gilds given to me immediately! ",
"i believe i have found [the original](https://imgur.com/EYGZ3Yd.jpg)",
"I don't even know what 'guilded' means here. Reddit has a strange culture. I'm still pretty new to this place. There's just so much to learn when you move to a new site.",
"Mennonites are the same way. \n\nI grew up a mennonite, they appear super nice to outsiders but you be a mennonite and come out gay or become an atheist? Suddenly all that niceness disappears and you're literally the devil and none of your relatives will talk to you. It's called \"shunning\" - they won't even acknowledge your presence.",
"I prefer the Organic Granny Smith with extra wax so when I touch it, I feel like I just shook hands with a homeless man.",
"1 reddit gold please ",
"That kid, vampire, is either too smart or fucking insane.",
"Stop the madness 😮 btw what was the purpose of the experiment?",
"Nah but I'll probably end up with some gold. ",
"Fuji’s are good. Braeburn are better. Figure the mention of Golden Delicious would get a gold. ",
"better get that poop knife",
"Why not?",
"Reminds me of the whole \"Subway's bread is made out of yoga mats\" outrage.",
"Way to ruin that",
"What about an eternal orgasm?",
"I ate plenty of Kelloggs brand cereals as a kid and it never stopped me from masturbating. ",
"did you feel stupid typing that out or has it not hit you yet?",
"There, fixed it. I have no longer gilded you thrice.",
"What the f..frick!",
"Kashi me outside. Howbowda.",
"Yes, but I still like it.",
"[We can't have nice things](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7re65r/now_were_asking_the_real_questions/dswkmhs/?context=1)",
"You sons of bitches are running my bank account dry",
"I got gold for downloading the reddit app once. Then I threw my phone in the toilet.",
"Also pass. I did that on mushrooms.",
"I wonder much I could get if I found an ungratted pice in my bag then",
"The real question is: why does he have a picture of [Joseph Smith](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/07/71/5b/07715b69b6553279a0cae1e9ea8b405b--church-of-jesus-christ-lds-church.jpg) on the board? ",
"this guy fucks with cellulose",
"Let me show you the egress.",
"Ah, I see, I see. ",
"Didn't the Germans try this with bread in the Holocaust?",
"No shit sherlock",
"Rice Krispie Treats make you shit Kellogs?",
"nah. it's because often these products are sold with misleading labels and businesses should be held accountable for that.",
"MFW I always arrive to the golden shower too late, this stinks :(",
"I thought the current administration had you guys under a gag order or something.\n\n***Deleted his post 15 minutes after my comment (comment was reference the fact that he/she was an employee of the FDA), so maybe it's true?",
"I am a fan of Bob Ross. I wish he would return to this mortal toil to help us through our time of need.",
"Range master race.\n\nThe average person eats anywhere from 0 to 10000 sawdusts per year.",
"my hero",
"How much 54\\\\/\\\\/|)|_|57 can you put into a .JPG before people notice? \n\nI bet dickfromaccounting knows.",
"Go full goldmember and post pics for the most upvotes.",
"And 200% more \"sugar\"!",
"https://youtu.be/SozZHZAWS64",
"cellulose",
"Most of the gilded comments are about jerking off, or poop. I should do these 2 things more often and mention it on reddit. ",
"I prefer them moist*",
"Incorrect. The FDA would never allow anything like that. They have strict definitions on everything. Specifically, using some paraphrasing because FDA is long winded, 100% grated parmesean cheese is pasteurized cows milk treated with a lactic acid producing bacteria and rennet, the curd cut into pieces no bigger than wheat kernels, and heated to 115-125 degrees fahrenheit, then drained and allowed sit in a salt brine and age for no less than 10 months. It may be also given food coloring and enzymes to produce a rind. The finished product must contain no less than 31% milkfat, and no more than 32% moisture, with no moisture added. It is then grated, and can be mixed with spices, anticaking agents, antimyocotic (antifungal) agents, and flavorings that dont simulate flavors of other cheeses.\n\nCellulose is an anticaking agent, and so it is allowed to be used. My biggest pet peeve is people who say things related to food without looking at the fda definitions of what that food has to contain.",
"I read that as “moist” and hated you for a second. ",
"I don’t even know what Reddit gold means! Yet somehow I’m attracted to it?",
"Sawdust",
"Sawdust",
"I don’t understand reddit and I’ve been using for years. ",
"\"a lot\", or since you said one word probably \"alot\"\n\nThe conclusion is very short too. ",
"Scientology aint got nothing on mormonism in terms of income. The estimated annual income of the LDS church from tithes and donations alone is 7 Billion USD. and they have an estimated 35 billion USD in temples and churches along with billions in private land, businesses, housing complexes and malls.\n\n[source](https://www.reuters.com/article/us-usa-politics-mormons/insight-mormon-church-made-wealthy-by-donations-idUSBRE87B05W20120813)",
"Dunkin brownies ",
"Would much rather see it done with a PedEgg.",
"You just have to follow the gold!",
"ALL I WANT IS A PICTURE OF MAY GOSH DANG WEED PLANT!",
"and they arrrrrrrr GREAT!!!",
"Which comment? This one? ",
"Yes. Yes! YES!",
"Man this joke is str8 from the void, was there like a kellogg scandal involving sawdust or...",
"N",
"M \nE \nT \nA ",
"It just implies your God is racist.",
"Hello Dominos, I'll have a large ham and pineapple. Better throw on some glitter parm, it's for a party. ",
"The crazy thing is that someone's gonna go this deep to give me gold.",
"I bet this guy (from the picture) is near CEO at Kellog's. or maybe a Chief Food-Engeneer.",
"This comment chain has made me question me existence",
"23.070707... piney-bois, in metric\n\nThanks Google converts!",
"Testing testing free gold",
"ok but seriously though what's the answer?",
"Bitcoin",
"How much elmers glue can you fit in between the two goldfish halves so they can be stuck back together to look normal before anyone notices....none",
"I don’t either. ",
"How do you guys get gold?",
"This is a great night and I love you for this friend.",
"Acronyms, shmacronyns. I'll blindly believe FDA because I saw it on the front page, but just this once...",
"Wanna guarantee on not getting gilded in a chain?\n\nJust state #MAGA\n\nthis site is cucked",
"I am going to science the shit out of this.",
"Your mom gets it. ",
"How many bowls?",
"My cake day is tomorrow :(\n\nEdit: oh shit! Cake!",
"Kinky",
"But they all have sugar in them so it isn’t working!!",
"TIL. Redditors will waste money just for the luls.",
"Damn, two hours late to the party. No gold for me then.",
"BRUH CHECK IT DIS ME WIT MAH DANK DIGITY WIGGITY PLANT YO HOLMES\n\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/dQUwLGP.png\n\n\nDAT SHIT LIT 4R 24/7/A/S/L/WTF/BBQ",
"I agree. That IS a real question.",
"No, I still want to punch most Mormons I know in the face. They're willfully ignorant assholes, and their shitty cult-culture causes Utah to have a substantially higher teen suicide rate than anywhere else in the US. ",
"That is so feta!",
"You can tell by the suit and tie he’s a Mormon boy",
"I knew he was a Mormon ",
"Can sawdust cause much damage",
"Most cult members are nice",
"Oprah is starting her 2020 social media campaign early.\n\n\"you get gold, you get gold, everybody gets gold!\" ",
"Anyone else thinks he looks like Jim Halpert?",
"Well yeah I'm here aren't I? ",
"Bitcoin money probably..",
"Tell that to all the LGBT kids in Utah who kill themselves because of social exclusion and culturally-normalized harassment and discrimination. ",
"Thanks for taking the fall",
"Who the hell came up with this standard of displaying science fair projects?\n\nThe same cardboard cut out style that everyone else does.\n\nSo boring.",
"Poo poo pee pee",
"I still don’t understand what gold gets you on reddit",
"But I'm like, almost always only ever resolved to live vicariously through the gildedness of others, so I don't mind witnessing the aftermath.",
"If this kid becomes the ceo of a major snack company, I’m buying stock in wood producers, shorting his company and going long on his competitors. Call me daddy sawdust bucks. ",
"That question really makes me salivate... ",
"That could literally be a word-for-word description of Mormons. Cultists gonna cult, I guess. ",
"Inferior to Honeycrisp apples. The golden fruit of Gods. Give them a whirl. It’ll change your entire life. ",
"It's GOLD DUST ",
"Goddamn I'm good. I saw the way the kid was dressed and immediately said \"MORMON!!\" ",
"Well what's the answer?!",
"What if the packaging just meant \"100% grated\" cheese instead of 100% \"grated cheese\"?",
"I.... I don’t know which one is worse. ",
"Jesus Christ. You know how sometimes you click on a sub because you have have come to expect the \"this subreddit does not exist\" alert? Well, this one exists and it is not meant for me. ",
"Fuck am I again too late to the party",
"Cellulose is mostly in plant stuff, like trees and leafy greens that most people willingly eat, and it's basically part of fiber. A lot of people say cheese plugs them up, so clearly companies put that 2% cellulose in there to help you defecate after you drown your stuffed crust cheese pizza in parmesan.",
"I wish. On one of my alts I got gold on a comment that was in the negative. To be fair, I was defending the NSA and internet communication. Reddit downvoted me, but an NSA agent gave me gold. ",
"Probably the Lucky charms leprechaun finally got his bowl of cereal from those thieving kids and has gold to spare.",
"i've got nothing relevant to add to this thread but I just wanted to say that I too fail to fully understand reddit",
"#Fuuuuck!!! That's it! You have been reported to the reddit admins! I hope they punish you rightfully for this blatant abuse of power. ",
"I’m never gonna get gold. ",
"A Golden thread in King Midas’s robe.",
"It's like the Gold Rush, but with more confused redditors. ",
"Holy shit, at least the OP is a verifiable statement. The original picture is batshit crazy lol",
"Fuck your gold and sawdust i want silver",
"Good evening, do you have time today to talk about our lor... sawdust in our rice crispy treats?",
"!redditsilver",
"Any evidence that Rice Krispies has sawdust in it?",
"I love lamp",
"Once I ate sawdust and shit a rice krispy. ",
"I’d like to know: how much rice crisps can you put in Tide pods before people will notice? ",
"*Smoove",
"I believe",
"How many Pixels can you take out of a JPEG before redditors get angry?",
"Cellulose is what they call it in the food industry",
"Nobody made a concentration camp joke? I’m impressed. ",
"Golddust makes me shit logs",
"Hey where’s my golden participation star",
"Hey wait, didn't you get on the front page before?",
"it's not an original, the other commenter said it's photoshopped.",
"Neat.",
"Lmao same these gilded threads make no sense",
"What is reddit gold anyways?",
"Nothing is real anymore. You can't even trust a grainy picture to have authentic grain.",
"At least this explains wtf a picture of Joseph Smith was doing on the Rice Krispy Treat poster",
"> U.S which banned meat imports from Brazil. \n\nDon't you mean banned cardboard imports from Brazil?\n\n",
"100% for Libertarians",
"Do you understand gold yet?",
"Are you threatening me Master Jedi?",
"::removes gauntlet, tosses on ground between us:: \n\nIt’s on. ",
"Gilded for a shitcomment, too bad im 2 hours late to the gild train",
"\"I'm sorry I thought this was America\"",
"He said the one in the post was Photoshopped and the minority one was the original",
"Grammar\n\nEdit: Phrasing ",
"Choo, Choo?",
"Lest they turn it into sawdust?",
"\"It's a prank bro!\"",
"Everyone gets gold I guess",
"Trying my luck here",
"Future food scientist in the making. \n\nSource: am food scientist. ",
"Testing 123",
"Don't let Post see this Kelloggs",
"!RedditSawdust",
"Mennonites are definitely not a cult, and while I have no personal experience with Mormonism I don't believe it's a cult either.\n\nThey're both just fundamentalist christian denominations. Now, it's my opinion all fundamentalist denominations of any abrahamic religion are evil - fundamentalist christians, orthodox jews, radical muslims. They all worship the same misogynistic, homophobic god and their actions reflect that.",
"What the frick! How many golds!",
"Free cake for everyone!!!",
"I guess early 2000s qualify as old looking pictures now",
"Kellogg's knows.",
"Yes, I have Bunches of it. ",
"I bet the hands of Midas is to tired fapping today and decided to give out G's!",
"I'm here for the gold.",
"tbf if you could cut out 75% of the calories by replacing it with sawdust and it still tastes good I'd buy that over the original",
"Be expecting golden thread during the holidays then ;)",
"r/MaliciousCompliance material there!",
"Cellulose is still a form of dietary fiber.",
"I had a life changing realization when watching clash of the titans, I'll never forget it. If God is real, he envys us. Everything great about life comes from mortality. Learning, growing, love, accomplishment, pride, growth etc. Knowing everything and being perfect would be cool for like 100 years then you'd be bored as fuck. Being the best at absolutely everything and knowing everything and being perfect. Sandbox mode in almost any game gets boring. I prefer mortality, then death and disappear forever.",
">Of this PHOTOSHOPPED original ",
"Lol, it’s sad that we can’t do these studies today just because of an ethics code. Let people voluntarily sign up for any study out there!",
"What an absurdly long gold train...",
"OOTL: Why Kellogs?\n",
"But what about saw crispy and rice dust?",
"*gargling sounds*",
"Just when I get the hang of it, something like Show me de way happens",
">it is a photoshopped version of this photoshopped picture \n\n\nImplying that the picture was already photoshopped ",
"The circle of life",
"[Founds the comment that caused the karma that created this whole gild guilt fest](https://www.reddit.com/r/woahdude/comments/7j44p4/lamp_that_look_like_a_book/dr3vu6t/), guess it's true what they say, karma really does come back to bite you in the ass 7 times harder.",
"5 saws of dust",
"Been using Reddit for almost 6 years now... everyday I understand it less.",
"It looks like some kind of vase for stuff.",
"This kid is awesome. ",
"Came here to ask the same question. I think the answer must be yes. But now the question is why?",
"Was that 5 whole saws?",
"Imagine being a teacher, having been given free rice crispy treats for the last month, you think it's like the stereotypical apple, but in actuality you were not the mentor getting appreciated, you were a lab rat",
"Hey hey. I want in on this too!",
"Plebs don't have gold.",
"Fuck it. What’s the worst that could happen ",
"am i too late for the party?",
"it fits on your back, its great for a snack,",
"This looks like Camelot Academy.",
"is this thing still working??",
"Too bad you can't do both, and then compare. Science needs to get on this.",
"I want to see all the data.",
"How do you delineate a cult from a religion? Mormons believe that god literally speaks through a living prophet (who, coincidentally, is always chosen directly from the top rank of the church bureaucratic hierarchy) and that the arbitrary commandments issued by that prophet, which include dietary and behavioral restrictions and isolationist social customs, must be followed absolutely. They practice harmful social exclusion of dissident members and are expected to give 10% of their money directly to the church. \n\nI won't even mention the bizarre secret doctrines and rituals. \n\nThey're a cult. They're just a cult that's gotten big enough to call itself a legitimate religion. \n\nMennonites aren't nearly as cultish from what I've seen, but I certainly agree with your assessment of fundamentalists and I would argue that fundamentalist religious sects are predicated on the same predatory social organization that makes cults so pernicious. ",
"Totally Joseph Smith in the lower right. ",
"I don’t know, maybe tho",
"Hold my beer, I'm about to shitpost!",
"In that case I wouldn't mind being touched ",
"Ummm how do I get on this gold train. ",
"Make glitter parm again",
"I really wanna read that Purpose section",
"Now I’m curious!! ",
"Rice crispy, hold tight my girl Whitney",
"I always show up late to this gold chain crap.",
"Hahahaha",
"American Capitalism in a nutshell.\n",
"My son picked up a bag of \"shredded salad topping\" that looks like chedder chease. I just looked at the ingredients and \"whey\" is the third or fourth ingredient. I think \"lactose\" was somewhere near the bottom. Other than that, nothing at all to do with real cheese. I think that the cheap \"processed cheese food\" slices has more cheese in it.",
"I agree completely. I actually enjoy Little Caesar's, but it's easy meme coinage",
"*WHERE IS THE DATA?!*",
"You’re god damn right",
"I'm mormon, and I think Utah has some awful culture like that. Would never live there.",
"Man, I miss the old SA",
"these thirsty ass gold chain comments ",
"Gold for everyone?",
"Gala is where it's at.",
"Are you just gilding every second comment in this entire chain?",
"Boi. Three days off of reddit and this is the shit I come back to ",
"Don't let Them Haverford now. Sparkle Parm. ",
"My friend used to work in the bank in international transactions, and he said that when they import lettuce into Australia there is a MINIMUM amount of bugs and mites that have to be in the lettuce for it to be accepted.",
"What is going on here?!\n\nThere's gold all the way down!",
"Experiment would be legit if he substitutes dust for pot. ",
"Mmmm fiber",
"I just played for 2 hours and 5 out of the 7 games had a Torbjorn, Symmetra, and Hanzo (that specifically only knows how to scatter your feet) on the enemy team. That isn't an exaggeration, I counted. If I got gold for being pissed at Overwatch I'd be a god damned millionaire.",
"Are you serious? This is funny, but this photo is not only uninteresting, but of terrible quality, too.",
"Yeah dunno how this happens time to time. I have once tasted golden coin.",
"Yes. [Sawdust](https://www.prevention.com/eatclean/31-foods-that-contain-sawdust)",
"Especially this comment.",
"There's no reason to this rhyme, like I'll ask for gold in this comment and literally a 0.00% chance I get it. ",
"Yes they most certainly did. What, did you think the USA cares about its people? Well, it does, but only the percentage of people that are corporations. [Yeah, in the USA, corporations are people.](https://www.npr.org/2014/07/28/335288388/when-did-companies-become-people-excavating-the-legal-evolution)",
"This would be so much cooler if the gold profits went to charity. Then I wouldn't feel like it was watching people burn money for essentially a joke.",
"Oh are we doing this again?",
"when you begin with your science project the evening before",
"I would like a closer look at \"purpose\", \"hypothesis\", and \"conclusion\".",
"Jazzapples man that's the shit.",
"Not mooch.",
"What’s crazy about this poster board is the photo bottom right. It’s a well know painting of Mormon founder Joseph Smith. As an exmormon I know that cringy glare even in pixelated form. Please Reddit, solve this mystery! What is Brother Joseph doing on this poster? Did he introduce sawdust laced treats to unsuspecting followers way back in 1842? I have to know!\n\nLink to actual painting: https://imgur.com/gallery/HKba2\n\nIt’s him, right?",
"Even better for the free rice krispies (not pictured) right below",
"Clumpy cheese is the worst.",
"Something something statue of his daughter",
"Am I the only one that thought this was a young Jim from the office, idk, the prank and everything lol",
"Hoodwinked!",
"Will the gold train ever return?",
"The bar among those who abuse faith is always low, but as for income of the legacies of these two, the Mormon church is a money machine compared to Scientology. However, that is not so much due to asking more of its followers, but that they simply have a much larger following.\n\nScientology simply can't compete, from a financial standpoint.",
"Grow up. Youve got to spend you whole life determining whether something is the best deal or if something else is.\n\nGet used to it. Man up.",
"nah, stupid science bitches not even learn him english",
"And I need a bigger dick but we can’t always get what we want can we?",
"i do not deserve, but i want gold!",
"One day I’ll make it on time for the gild train. One day.",
"This is how the life works.",
"Zoop 👉😎👉",
"I kill you",
"rice crispy threat",
"If you label it 'cellulose' people won't notice at all.\n\nTotally unrelated:\n\nDon't read the ingredients on your kraft shredded Parmesan cheese.",
"That looks like the gym of my catholic school where we had out science fairs. i wonder...",
"sawdust makes me shit pulp logs",
"Really hoping someone hops on late and makes my day also. ",
"Did he go to st peters in Cambridge? ",
"sawdust is cellulose.\n\nIt's a perfectly ethical food ingredient, that is used in *many* current food products.",
".",
"I had ur mom",
"Of all my heartfelt comments, probably a \"poop\" one will be my first to be gilded. ",
"It's not grain, it's cellulose",
"No just those two",
"The only people who prefer Fuji are those who haven’t tried Honeycrisp yet. ",
"I want to know the result!",
"give gold",
"Glitter parm- 10/10\nGlitter parm with rice- 10/10\n\nYeah, I don’t see it. ",
"God damn it Loch ness monster i aint got three fiddy leave me alone!",
"Thats weird I don't trust it.",
"Kid is a savage\n\nHTTPS://imgur.com/a/8sl0j",
"Damn, missed the gold train by that much. ",
"How would you collect data for something like this ",
"I mean they add cellulose to shredded cheese so it doesn't stick back together AKA sawdust.",
"That is a legitimate point you have there. Honestly I hadn't thought about it that way before.",
"Well there is a picture of the founder of the Mormon church on there so I doubt it....unless...",
"Fort Knox is leaking",
"It is oddly appropriate, this thread is so gilded it looks like Trump Tower.",
"👉🚂💨💨💨👉 Choop!",
"Some pretty incredible gilding just went down here. ",
"Saws",
"I didn’t know Geek Squad dealt with such problems.",
"It’s all about the honey crisp. ",
"100%",
"Pretty pretty parm parm",
"A real golden shower we’ve got ourselves here.",
"some people (like the OP) who may not understand or have never taken 'higher education' make fun of people who have. this is an excellent study from a food manufacturer's point of view when they are wondering how to increase substance w/inexpensive ingredients w/out consumer's realization. if you don't think this is real or important or hasn't been tried or isn't actually being done - You are the naïve one.",
"My man!",
"Saw dust makes me shit Kellogg’s ",
"It’s a gold parade!! Gold for you, gold for you, gold for everybody!! ",
"The cellulose is there to stop the pre-grated cheese from clumping together and drying out. Cellulose is actually really good for you, it's insoluable fibre, so it helps keep you regular, is food for your gut flora, and it makes you feel more full while being calorie free",
"Now this is why I don't get reddit. I've definitely seen this post 5 times before. Why now does it do so well?",
"Don’t let Post see this Kellogg’s!",
"How much random gold can you put into a thread before it is worthless?",
"Well? How much?",
"He must be, my only gilded comment is \"Not all moons hodl lambos\"",
"at least 12",
"Appreciated nonetheless ",
"It's remarkable. Even now, nearly 80 years later, we're still discovering color photos of the experiments within unit 731.",
"Show me where on the doll he touched you.",
"\"Real\" is in fact a registered trademark of the National Milk Producers Federation: http://realseal.com/\n\nBut as you guessed, it doesn't quite allow for the \"sinister\" interpretation given above. It's mainly about identifying dairy products that are made in America from cow's milk. \n\nProducts with the label are \"certified as having been made in America without imported, imitation, or substitute ingredients,\" and that it was \"made with milk from cows on U.S. dairy farms.\"\n\nFrom the [guidelines](http://realseal.com/guidelines-for-real-seal-use), \"All dairy components must be produced in the United States from U.S. produced cow’s milk. The REAL Seal cannot be used on products that use vegetable proteins or vegetable oils to replace a dairy component.\"\n\nEdit: also, Sargento has trademarked [Real Cheese People](https://www.sargento.com/real-cheese-people), which I assume means people made out of real cheese.\n",
"Oddly enough guy looks like a high school version of Hodge from criminal minds. ",
"Then wouldn't the phone he uses to browse Reddit turn into gold and thus prevent him from accessing Reddit?",
"lol...I'm studying food science and taking a Food Laws and Regulations class this quarter and it gets pretty ridiculous determining which agency (or both) gets to regulate a product. But the image I got of a USDA inspector busting through the FDA's door and being like \"step aside boys, there's egg whites in this salad dressing\" is funny to me",
"*Jebus ",
"If I just comment this thread will it work for me?",
"we gotta get our fiber somwhere.... ",
"Lookin' good!",
"Don't they already do this with Parmesan cheese?",
"This is edited because the original says \"will there be minorities in heaven\" and it has been posted alredy on r/pics",
"I'd like a close-up of the section titled \"purpose\"",
"Is this sawdust from a ground down door? ",
"To be fair, Subway's bread does taste like it's made out of yoga mats.",
"This can't still be going.",
"Dig em' puns, my fruitloops.",
"Fuck this noise y'all are full of it",
"Why is there a portrait of Joseph Smith jr. on that science project?",
"Choo Choo mother fucker",
"Pretty positive this is the most good I've seen in one area. You can tell that because of the way it is.",
"How do you guild people?",
"Can someone explain what Reddit gold is? I am too lazy to search the internet, which is exactly i am reading this comment thread.",
"FENTON! ",
"That may have been the original photoshop, but it wasn't the original picture.",
"DAMN! Is Oprah on Reddit now? You get gold, and you get gold. EVERYONE GETS GOOOLLLDDDD!",
"I did a Science project when I was a teen on the diffusion of HeNe Lasers through different Aerosolized Mediums. Sawdust was one of them. Someone I knew at a University “lost” a pair of Laser Goggles for me. “Differentiating Environmental Factors affecting Helium Neon and Argon Lasers.” Roughly speaking. Sawdust wasn’t as big of a deal as Steam. It just scatters light or boils off.\n\nWhat our Military has now is amazing. They can just cook a Missile mid-flight. And not the Nuclear end, just the rocket, with a Laser.",
"I'd eat bejazzled spaghetti",
"That point is also known as the sawdust - ricekrispy duality, where, according to physics, it is simultaneously 100% a rice krispy and 100% sawdust. A krispy quantum state, if you will.",
"Did you ever hear about that Douglas Emlen, the cockroach researcher who spent so much time around them in his lab that he developed an allergy to them? And at the same time, he developed an allergy to preground coffee.\n\nIll fill in the blanks here, coffee beans get contaminated with roaches, and the fda considers it acceptable to not remove them all, there is a level of roach contamination that is safe to leave in the coffee, so the coffee makers just grind up beans and roaches together into preground coffee.\n\nhttps://www.mnn.com/food/healthy-eating/blogs/are-there-ground-up-cockroaches-in-your-coffee\n",
"this is the longest reddit gold rush that I've seen!",
"The food industry has been doing this for years, only I think they call it wood cellulose or something.",
"Rice product crispy treats",
"It's sawdust",
"http://www.foxnews.com/food-drink/2015/06/09/maggots-rat-hair-mouse-poop-and-more-gross-things-fda-allows-in-food.html",
"Came in all this late but that was litty titties ",
"I feel like screenshotting your comment for me_irl, swimming ungilded in a sea of gold. ",
"Strange. According to that new Netflix special Rotten. Usa has no issues buying chicken from brazil.",
"The look on the dog’s face.",
"P&G management fast track right there",
"How many artifacts can you put in an jpeg before people notice?",
"How does a fella get gold around here?",
"I enjoy Reddit Gold. Reddit Gold is my favorite feature on Reddit.\n\nWhen I get Reddit Gold, I think to myself “yes.”\n\nWhen I do not get Reddit Gold, I think to myself “no.”",
"German Empire 1915",
"Goldy Mac Saw Dust GOLD DUST. ",
"I guess I now know not to trust free samples of Rice Crispies. Is nothing sacred anymore?",
"THATS why pre-grated cheese tastes different. I just thought it was just odd tasting because it wasn’t freshly grated. 🧠",
"Noone does buddy, just like noone here including me deserves gold",
"That’s the longest gold chain I have ever seen on reddit ",
"Sundays do go by fast. Always hated that.\n",
"Gold.",
"I see a bright future for this guy at Nestle",
"We've gone so far already, it can't stop here!",
"And hating on Christians, SJWs, Trump supporters, fat people, Jews, etc...",
"They? Check your privilege!",
"I think you're doing just fine doobz",
"[Here you go!](http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/newsfeed/001/207/210/b22.jpg)",
"Is that Joseph Smith, Mormon prophet in the bottom right? What?\n\nhttps://www.lds.org/media-library/images/nauvoo-temple-joseph-art-lds-82988?lang=eng",
"I still rock my TI-83plus from college at work..... 10 years later. I love that thing. I haven't downloaded any games on it, but I probably should. Close my door, and all people can see through my window is me mashing my calculator with complete attention. I can be Peter from Office Space based in the 2010's...",
"Who writes on shit? With shit, maybe. ",
"Don't let Kellogs saw this post.",
"What the actual hell is going on with these gilds.,,",
"Sawdust or not, they taste good and I will continue to consume them.",
"Kid looks scary enough to see how much splooge he can add to a chicks food before she calls the police.",
"but whats going on in this thread tho",
"I asked the same question, oops. Always good to bump into another LDS person! Hi!",
"Nobody understands reddit",
"<3",
"And sometimes you just have to say \"I'll take gold too please\"",
"All hail to King Nidus!",
"That's not very nice, people can't help it that they look low-def!",
"Probably healthier than vitamin water",
"Meh, needs more jpeg",
"Even the ones that show up late sometimes get a share of the wealth.",
"I hate gold",
"well - think about it - it depends on actually a lot of things - density, mix-ability, taste, texture, economics - limit to sawdust type & amount. there are different types of sawdust - soft wood/ hardwood, fine dust/coarse dust, aged/not aged. coarse pine dust would be the most obvious - because of scent (if fresh) - a rice crispy is sweet can cover a lot of that - but maybe get away with a teaspoon, teaspoon & 1/2. oak also has a unique smell, maybe even worse than pine - maybe a teaspoon. if you go more into hardwoods, fine cut - then walnut, maybe 2 teaspoons. more exotic woods - ebony - up to a tablespoon - but then you also get into color. so you see, though, it may be such a 'stupid' question to the OP, - it really isn't. (& if you think food manufacturers don't investigate things like this, well, you are living in a dream world, really)",
"[Jesus](https://orig00.deviantart.net/73c4/f/2009/268/1/4/that_freakin_deuueaugh_fish_by_torgaz_dethan.jpg)",
"Pepperidge Farm remembers.",
"reddit gold is officially worth fuck all",
"This guy has a future in the food industry. ",
"Preach.",
"Dude. I’m playing OW and took a moment to have a reddit break.",
"Seems like not being 3 hours late to this stuff helps. *the more you know*",
"I’d like to make this gold train longer by one",
"How high is too high?\n",
"I like this confusion. Confused people are funny and say dumb shit.",
"Have you started your law firm yet?",
"It’s just a natural anti-caking agent. Everyone who buys pre grated cheese does so with the understanding that something has to keep it from clumping together. ",
"What does gold mean? Do you keep it for ever? Or is it just for that post? ",
"Actually, [this](https://i.imgur.com/R390EId.jpg) is our boy",
"Well, how much!?",
"this is just getting ridiculous now",
"Hold up. Is that a picture of Joseph \"Bangin' 14-year old girls\" Smith Jr on the bottom right? [I think it is.](https://www.josephsmithjr.org/photos/Joseph%20teaching.jpg)",
"https://www.thestreet.com/story/11012915/1/cellulose-wood-pulp-never-tasted-so-good.html ",
"[...aaaand TIL more than I wanted to know about cornflakes](http://mentalfloss.com/article/32042/corn-flakes-were-invented-part-anti-masturbation-crusade) ",
"Btw, just had me a Fuji. \n \nOne word. \n \nDelightful.",
"That sounds so dumb it might actually work.",
"Log, log, everybody wants a log!",
"...Mini wheats",
"Do you want grated parmesan cheese with your sawdust?",
"Dude go back and read..",
"Colloquial usage says what?\n\nI get that he's being literal. What everyone calls cellulose rolling papers are not typical rolling papers.\n\n*You sure got me!*",
"I mean it looked like his answer was yes..",
"Is it a bot? Who's giving out the gold? ",
"Lol is this comment section the Goldmine of Tirol from EU4...bonus production ",
"Glitter parm is so fetch",
"How do I work this thing",
"This is pretty messed up lmao :/",
"Or the 'sandwich slices' that don't melt on a hot skillet. Worst grilled cheese sandwiches I ever made.",
"What?",
"Has capitalism gone too far?",
"Young Jim Halpert after messing up Dwight's project.",
"Welcome to reddit",
"I would eat sawdust for gold easy. ",
"idk man, i think all of us in this comment thread have hearts of gold. or sawdust",
"Who ate the sawdust to give him the experimental data?",
"I think it's about chaos theory, chance and foreordination.",
"[Relevant South Park.](https://youtu.be/LrBIm1zKhW4)",
"Not a very Mormon project",
"**manual arm and hand positioning engaged**",
"Found Coca-Cola's account",
"Disappointed it wasn't Peyton manning ",
"There it is",
"Its Fools gold!",
"So what I have to do with all my anger? ",
"I'm not sure about sawdust, but I know they'll let you package and sell tree nuts that are 40% moth and moth larvae by weight. \n\nOf course you have to cryofumugate or phosphate fumigate prior.",
"The real crime is that she would have the gall to complain when his giving her nutrition ",
"I’m always too late dammit",
"Hey, with enough sugar on top, I'll eat anything. (looks ashamed) ",
"Eating rice crispies right now; asshole.",
"That man was a religious crunchy nut",
"Much healthier, in fact. ",
"What the hell is happening here?!",
">*You sure got me!*\n\nI KNEW I would get someone, some day!\n\nI know what you mean though. I was just being pedantic because everyone loves pedants on the Internet... *right?*",
"sorry bro, it looks like the gold train stopped RIGHT before you.",
"So many.",
"hahaha! Put that much that you want :)",
"Cornstarch would work too",
"The look on this kids face is 100% future dickbag CEO. ",
"all aboard the gold train",
"Watching you shit logs gives me wood.",
"This is 12 years old and still the best thing I've read on the Internet: http://www.somethingawful.com/fashion-swat/science-fair-swat/1/",
"[Agreed](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dpDMTBmF5bM)\n",
"*This research project was sponsored by Kellogg's. ™*",
"I don't understand humanity and I've been human for decades ",
"[How many Ritz Bitz crackers could I hide around my apartment before my girlfriend notices?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VeCthwEvq1A)",
"Maybe if we are real nice it’ll come back???? Maybe?? Yeah no it’s gone",
"Yes, id like a sawdust quesodilla",
"Can relate, sometimes pedant.",
"again, not the issue. \n\nread the following : \"100% cheese\"\n\ndid you see anything that said \"99.9% cheese and 0.1% cellulose powder to prevent clumping\"? \n\nme neither.",
"Gotta love reddit.",
"But it’s raining!",
"This reminds me of I heard a joke on Twitter. It went like this, \"Paul Ryan, Rand Paul, and Ayn Rand walk into a bar. The bartender serves them poisoned alcohol because there are no regulations. They die.\"",
"GO FAH GOLD!! ",
"There is 0% parmesan cheese, as in cheese from the Parma region, in American grated parmesan. It has nothing to do with the original.",
"/r/madlads",
"How much sawdust can you give away before people notice it's not gold?",
"I can't tell if you're making a pun too, or if everyone just missed it. ",
"Heath Evans before steroids",
"How much broken glass can you mix with rock candy, before anyone notices",
"Says the lazy moocher who wants handouts just for standing on a line. \n\nPull your gold up by your bootstraps.\n\nSMH",
"Science!",
"Twist: As am I",
"All they do is just unthaw premade shit. Broke my heart when an employee told me that :(",
"Does the hypothesis say 'none'? ",
"True, but cornstarch would add more calories compared to cellulose; cellulose is essentially an insoluble fiber. ",
"Obviously the additional packaging required to keep it separated into grated bits isn’t going to be made of cheese. That’s pretty much understood by people who are buying cheese. \n\nThe bits of paper separating slices of cake aren’t cake but it’s still sold as 100% cake. ",
"Do cereal companies really do this? ",
"Choo-choo?",
"[Big Parmesan Cheese is very interested in this research](https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2016-02-16/the-parmesan-cheese-you-sprinkle-on-your-penne-could-be-wood)",
"I grate my cheese as well, its cheaper and gives me more options on cheeses. That being said I don't think anyone outside of professionals could tell the diff between pregrated and home grated cheese in a meal.",
"weird cause logs make me shit sawdust",
"It happened to me once\n\nIt only lasts a month ;( ",
"Can we call it Krispy Krappy Treat?",
"Ah a young Dwight Schrute in his element",
"i love that this comment is flagged as controversial. truly a reflection of the troubling times we live in.",
"Kel-logs ftfy",
"Ophah: “Except you. Because, fuck you.”",
"Bro the crazy bread though...to fucking die for",
"But there is *some*. If your honey has no pollen in it...it's probably not honey",
"Is the sawdust made out of a door? ",
"It’s great to see Mormon missionaries demonstrate such an interest in science ",
"Sawdust is a food product. It's also known as *dietary fibre*",
"This is still a photoshop of it btw",
"Jesus. For some reason that reminded me of Maddox and his critiques of children's drawings, lol\n\nhttp://www.thebestpageintheuniverse.net/c.cgi?u=irule2",
"Somebody once told me don’t try to be a batman. Your simply an orphan kid.",
"I know. Thankfully I'm too late to the gold giving party.",
"They’re giving it away faster than your mom",
"WAT",
"I just stopped by for the gold-filled Rice Crispy Treat, don’t mind me",
"Great reasoning, except you are not expected to ingest the paper between pieces of cake or even the paper used to separate slices of cheese. I know that because I don't want to eat paper and I can easily remove it. Thus it's reasonable to label those items 100% cake/100% cheese because guess what, you aren't eating the fucking paper. \n\nWhen you eat parmesan cheese with cellulose powder you don't get the option to not eat the cellulose. So labeling the product 100% cheese really doesn't apply, does it?",
"i would like some gold \ni’ve never had any\noh I’m feeling giddy just thinking about it!",
"I'm surprised this study made it past the ethics committee. ",
"🧐 I learned a thing ",
"Always believe in your soul.",
"Literally being gilded is the last thing I want as a Trump supporter. Funding this cuck American hating site is a slap in the face to the founding fathers.\n\nEdit: fuck you spez",
"Grilled plastic sandwiches",
"I think Midas is drunk and browsing reddit",
"there's vitamins in the water, how is that fucking deceptive?",
"How to get out of having to give away candy to your classmates on Valentine’s Day",
"You should be! It's plain lying and full on deceptive about your food and money! If I said to you: if you put my trash outside for me I'll give you 10 dollars. Then you place my trash outside ask for the $10 but I refuse because in one of the bags there is something I don't define as trash and also there is still trash in my current bin. So you didn't put all my trash outside and not all of it was trash, so no $10.\nThen you would be like: Genius! I'm not even mad!",
"Where am I?",
"because by that logic it should be called sugar water\n\nor let's just get real minimalist and just sell full on soda labeled as water, because its got water in it right? that counts.",
"What ever does....\n\nOn another note is there anywhere tracking the most individual gilded comments?",
"> Is ... is that a lot? \n\nFun trivia : \n\nWhile Wyoming will probably be among the last 10 states to establish a regulated marijuana market, it's not the most strict. If fact, some refined products (wax, etc) are in a legal limbo. Prosecutors are aggressive , but judges are reluctant to make someone a felon when there's no defined threshold for misdemeanors. A group of legislators met to discuss the issue and nobody had any idea how much is \"a lot\". So they just copied a number from Montana.\n\n Meanwhile, baking a misdemeanor ounce of herb into a pound of felony brownies is a thing. ",
"[you can have your cake and eat it too, enjoy!](https://youtu.be/vWaRiD5ym74) ",
"Why does it matter if you like the products? ",
"Obligitory comment to enter the gold raffle.",
"But Reddit understands you. ",
"It's ok to eat wood as long as it's not yew. Yew will straight up kill you. It's highly toxic.\n\nThere are others you probably will have a bad reaction too, mostly the exotics, but you can eat most domestic hard woods and not have any deadly or immuno reactions. \n\nSome of those exotics though will cause respiratory reactions and nervous system reaction.",
"Does the FDA get a say in whether Kellogs calls something a rice krispie treat? \"Rice Krispies\" is a trademark term.",
"If the tie were tucked in to his pants this could have gone triple platinum",
"Well if we're being honest then all vegetables contain \"sawdust\" as well. Cellulose is in all plants and any plant based food you eat will contain at least some cellulose. And also cellulose derived from wood is processed down to just the cellulose, so it's not really wood, let alone sawdust.\n\nAs far as who got in trouble it was a company called Castle Cheese, and it wasn't because they added cellulose, but because they failed to label it properly on the packaging. ALL pre-grated cheese (including that from Kraft) uses cellulose, because it does prevent clumping. Want to know if the cheese you're buying doesn't use it? Well you can check the ingredients, but you'll probably also notice that it clumps together. Want to avoid clumping and get quality grated cheese? Buy a block of cheese and grate it yourself. That's the trade off.\n\nhttps://www.bestfoodfacts.org/wood-pulp-added-food/\n\nhttps://www.bonappetit.com/entertaining-style/trends-news/article/parmesan-wood-pulp-cellulose",
"So long tide pods! Hello sawdust!",
"I wrote a really long transcription the other day and about 5 minutes later got gold. I thought *Finally, my hard work has paid off!!!*\n\nNo, turns out someone found my use of the word \"nips\" (nipples) in another post was the height of comedy.",
"The garden of Midas son of Gordias, where roses grow of themselves, each bearing sixty blossoms and of surpassing fragrance",
"Haha",
"I don’t see too much Jew hate on the main subs. Christians of course, we get a lot of flak because of the catholics ^I ^joke but I haven’t seen too much about SJW’s or fat people ever since r/fatpeoplehate was shut down and isn’t common unless you search by controversial on certain posts.\n\nTrump supporters, usually because they ask for it or say something horribly wrong.",
"Gods, I hope he won that science fair. ",
"This guy knows how to tie a tie.",
"[Serious] It sounds absurd but isn't this question actually worth asking? Couldn't sawdust be used as a filler in food to combat obesity and aid sustainability?\n\nFrom what I've read, cellulose (or processed wood pulp) is already used in some foods and medicine for various reasons and is regulated as a consumable by FDA. And while it isn't digestible, it apparently helps you poop.",
"The first comment in this whole thread that's actually *worthy* of gold. Sorry I'm poor...",
"I bet this kid was quickly snapped up by a talent scout from Kelloggs.",
"I don’t think I’ve ever been gilded \n\nEdit:: alright make me into a liar then!\n\n;) thanks",
"It's RES but paid for.",
"OP needs to post your link up there to avoid confusion lol",
"His hypothesis is straight up “lots”. \n\nLots of sawdust.",
"Well played sir, well played.",
"How many tide pods can you put in people’s gushers packs before they notice ",
"Nice catch",
"😉",
"Look a useful idiot! Foodcompanies are continuously and purposely misleading consumers just for money. You think you are smart but you have no clue how often you are misled yourself. I find it ridiculous that these companies can make decieving (health) claims on their products. \nI recall the popcorn that had real butter on it. Turned out the butter flavour chemical was given the brandname \"Real butter\"... In your world that shit is just fine?",
"The real question is, why are you both wearing medals?",
"Thank you! ¯\\_(ツ)\\\\_/¯",
"What's that weird yellow circle with a black star in it?",
"I don’t know about you guys but this made me want a rice crispy treat.",
"You have got to be shitting me",
"The cheese in the bag is 100% cheese. The rest of the stuff in the bag? not so much.",
"How much in Parmesan?",
"I’d really like to know what is his one word hypothesis",
"Reddit",
"You didn't get a gold. 🥈Here's some silver, though. ",
"COINAGE",
"Murder-suicide sounds *waaayyyy* less ambiguous. I was real confused about the homosexual connection to Jonestown for a minute.",
"Legally, probably up to 49.9% sawdust. Kraft singles is called processed cheese food since less than 50% of the slice is actual cheese.",
"Everybody loves log!",
"Id rather fund this with my money than that orange fat fuck golfing spree ",
"I didnt think imperialists had fucks. They dont give any anyway.",
"Not enough",
"Well? How much is it?? ",
"I dont know anything about the gold stuff, but i hope my rice crispy treats dont have saw dust in them.",
"He look's like a NASA employee from the 60s",
"I saw that movie",
"It would be funny if the most gold awarded chain of comments on reddit was about sawdust, Kellogs and masturbation",
"Can you spell parmesan?",
"And you've fallen for the marketing. It does contain vitamins and water, but that doesn't mean healthy. We get let's of vitamins anyway and they are not miracle things, plus their is a lot of sugar in the vitwater",
"Flibbertydeuzeldorf",
"It's a good thing they don't advertise this anymore...just imagine the lawsuits for false advertising a thousand lawyers briefcases could bring! ",
"We just have to ask ourselves, who would gild Jesus?",
"This dude looks like he works for a federal agency ",
"If anyone is wooshing you it's because you only repeated RacistWillie's comment but made it more obvious.\n\n...which I needed because I didn't comprehend it the first time.",
"Fo sho. I would eat as much crazy bread as pizza if my stomach could hold it all.",
"This Reddit gold rush is hotter than the crypto gold rush, in the sense many people will be disappointed. Myself included. ",
"Well that is a lie too, since the cheese was not made in Parma, anything made outside the region of Parma is not considered Parmesan cheese, it should be called \"Grana with wood pulp\".",
"I've always thought of it as the difference between a bigot and a racist. To me, a racist hates, while a bigot just hasn't even been exposed to another option. Don't know if that makes sense to anyone but me. :P",
"Joseph Smith in the corner",
"check out this cool video guys \nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CHUumNiwMbk\n\nAlso theres a lot of things in our food, Drinks,Air,products we use \nthat kill us slowly.and companies profit. sucks but what can we really do to stop it? if we don't focus on whats going on. one thing at a time or unite some how and cover all the bases. like a team.\njus saying ",
"This gold chain is probably worth more than an actual gold chain.",
"He'll probably grow up to be a cereal killer. ",
"Glitter Parm would be so fetch.",
"Well, that definitely explains why the kid reminds me a lot of the Mormon missionaries I saw all over Taiwan.\n\nBut legit, we need the original.",
"wait, then can we sue if we find a chunk of parmesan that didn't get grated that made it through?",
"/fail",
"Well don't leave me hanging. Now I want to know.",
"Kellogg: uh could we maybe \"borrow\" your findings?",
"It is the new gold rush!",
"That's the thing, as long as there's b12, niacin, or citric acid in your mostly water product you are justified in calling it vitamin water, there are essential vitamins in the water. I'm not saying it should count as a health thing or get tax breaks or any such bullshit, just that by the same token you can call it sugar water you can call it vitamin water and have it be technically correct. People need to understand (schools need to teach) that vitamins aren't healthy in and of themselves, and that they don't recoup any negative effects of a product.",
"Sawdust, 5/7 with rice? ",
"https://www.snopes.com/food/ingredient/walmarticecream.asp",
"All gold everything. ",
"I quite enjoy subway's bread. I'm in Canada, so maybe our bread is different?",
"So much gild... I need to learn to proper reddit...",
"My point exactly. Yet in America there are no rules to forbid you to call it honey nonetheless. It’s just corn syrup with 0 of the honey benefits. Just pure sugar",
"It has absolutely nothing to do with the cellulose, but of course you can taste the difference between prepackaged grated cheese and freshly grated cheese. Pregrated is always a little less hydrated than fresh, with the exception of hard cheeses like parmigiano and stuff like that.\n\nAgain that has nothing to do with anti-clumping agents, it's just weird to hear someone say that. Mass produced pre-grated cheeses are usually ripened in foil too, it's a whole different process from the start.\n",
"Hold tight my girl Whitney ",
"How many times can you enlarge and JPEG an image before people notice?",
"Kelloggs sponsored this comment chain.",
"Agreed. I want to have my sawdust clearly labeled. I don’t want any of these healthy ingredients getting in the way. ",
"Sheldon cooper 2.0 in the making",
"Only if sawdust is cheaper than what they actually put in rice crispy treats.",
"My doctor makes me log shits",
"Needs more jpeg",
"I don’t know what reddit gold is but I assume I have to mine for it",
"And he killed the gold train with that comment too. For shame gold giver, for shame",
"Step 1: Steal credit card #\nStep 2: Buy gold on Reddit\nStep 3: Give gold on Reddit\nStep 4: Feel good about being bad",
"Well Mormon heaven is kind of different. For starters everyone inherits a \"degree of glory\", depending on how we live our lives. The lowest degree is basically like the present Earth, except obviously without death. And that would be where the rapists, murderers, thieves, etc., end up. Basically what most Christian faiths would deem as hell. But in this case it would merely be an earth-like existence, but peaceful without war and sickness. \n\nThe next degree is people who accepted Jesus at least initially but weren't faithful. Again, an Earth like existence but without death, sickness, etc., and access to more knowledge, and they can be in the presence of Jesus, as well as visit people in the lowest degree. \n\nThen the highest level being where you live with God and learn how the universe works and can create things yourself. You can live with your family and have access to all knowledge, all power, etc.\n\nTo end up in \"outer darkness\", the real hell, you have to be able to essentially see and know God but then reject him. So that's where the devil is, and the evil spirits (demons), and the few people who knew God but then rejected him, such as Cain, who in Genesis talked to God, but worshipped Satan instead.\n\nSo basically it's really hard to end up in real hell, where you are subject to the devil. And most other people will be in a relative form of heaven. Just varying in levels of progression.\n\nI mean maybe that seems boring, but it beats being an angel strumming on a harp and praising God for eternity like some Christian faiths believe. ",
"Bah, your disgust is detrimental to progress.",
"I hate this about juice. It's way to hard to find juice that's actually JUST juice.",
"Made out of a grandfather clock, the experiment was time consuming.",
"Yours didn’t have any? You may want to call customer support. ",
"All of it.",
"because there is no reason to assume an electronic device would be edible you dipshit\n\nyour mental gymnastics are astounding.",
"If we look at the materials sec....oh my God what is that?",
"Is the gold train still chooing?",
"You ruined my day. I was looking through the comments to find out how this kid did his studies and what his findings were. Now it seems as though I'll have to carry out these experiments myself.",
"But what is the question?!",
"Or that all the cheese in the product is parmesan. It's like when you get juice. You can get cranberry juice, but it ends up really just being apples and shit, with no actual cranberries, or just a token amount. But when you buy 100% Cranberry juice, it is made with no other fruit than cranberries, but it can still have preservatives in it so it doesn't go off in a couple days.",
"Would you perhaps be... grateful?",
"Indeediddly do!",
"Except you ",
"nah. i don't think businesses should be allowed to use marketing that could be misconstrued to be healthy when the product is anything but when it comes to the food we put in our bodies.\n\ni agree that people need to be educated and should be on their guard when it comes to food but this doesn't have to be a one pronged solution. consumers should be protected against this kind of thing at a legal level as well.",
"Except you",
"The goggles! They do nothing!",
"That's exactly what i was thinking lol",
"I'm guessing he knows crypto real well and is gonna buy out Steve Jobs ",
"I don’t know man, you get to be your own god and make your own fuckin universe. That sounds pretty dope to me",
"It's actually a thing with grated cheese, although the fancy name is cellulose. ",
"That isn't related to the discussion at all.",
"Real questions!",
"I think your maths wrong. If Jews are a -6 then not being a Mormon seems to make them more likely to get in heaven",
"Stop trying to make feta a thing, Gretchen",
"Filler. There was a world war going on, supplies were limited and you were expected to make due with what you had.",
"I am here to stop this madness.",
"Well that's just grate of them.",
"Most underrated comment here. ",
"Damn 4 hours later and im taking a shit.",
"I see it on mobile🤔",
"The amount of gold in this thread is too damn high! We need more sawdust",
"It's healthier than juice.",
"Needs more jpeg",
"I wanna know what that purpose section says....",
"Finally. Someone asking some real questions!",
"do you have anything relevant to say or just whatever comes to your mind?",
"It is healthier than juice. Most people think juice is healthy.",
"I just came to say that Im ok with cellulose in my grated parmesan cheese. I've never even noticed. Or cared. If I want really good cheese I'd grate it. \n\nAnd's not woodchips, it's what woodchips are made of. ",
"And you’re just the cameraman watching it all",
"Illuminati: \"Don't fucking move!\"",
"Someone take my gold virginity!!! ",
"Actually not a terrible experiment. Bulking additives are not uncommon in fastfood for instance, where beef can be loaded with all kinds of shit to make it as cheap as possible, also theres the dietfoot industry which prides itself on bulking food with low calorie agents to make mood more filling while keeping it edible. I dunno, seems reasonable to use 2 cheap products to test the threshold.",
"Many people believe juice is healthy, which is arguable at best. VitaminWater is healthier than most juices. ",
"Sometimes when I shit I cum",
"Maybe this kid needed to eat a door or something.",
"You should post a gallery of the little monkeys travels around the world. ",
"I don't understand what is happening but I like it",
"Except you.",
"no, but I'm here if you want a king",
"MAKE IT STOP",
"The product has 100% cheese and 4% cellulose, what's your problem here?\n\nYou're getting 104% of the value on your 100% of the money used to buy the cheese. SMH fam, complaining about free value. ",
"/r/negativewithgold",
"I get your perspective and I agree that consumer protections are important, what I'm saying is that people look for certain \"magic words\" in a product and consider that product to then be healthy, which never pans out, even if it is legally justified. If we put all the responsibility on corporations who have no fucks to give about health outcomes for the populace at large we continue to incentivise a system where profit is the only goal. Essentially, doing this only moves the goalposts. \n\nIf we instead seek to educate people on why certain things are marketing decisions that have no health implications we might do something for consumer awareness, which would not only financially hurt companies with shitty marketing practices but also help people understand what \"healthy\" means, we might see better outcomes. \n",
"You almost made it ",
"Brazilian markets are heavily regulated, it seems to only facilitate corruption.",
"The bigger thing is that most of the juices you drink are probably made with a different type of fruit than you think. Like cranberry juice being made of apples. So when they put \"100% cranberry juice\" they usually mean they used just cranberries, no apples or other fruit. But there will still be preservatives and shit in there. Because if there weren't, you likely wouldn't be able to buy it.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"And so the cycle continues. I think sometimes is the psychology of the internet. \n\nSo If I say, nothing here deserves gold, then by its nature it is worthless, but the internet thinks that it will assign value to that as the humour is derived from the fact there is no value. \n\nOr if I say Don't give me gold. This is not worth it. Now you are playing the psychology of the situation. Like the don't click the button phenomenon that happened a while back. It's why click bait works. Don't guild this post, you won't believe why not. Someone is going to do it because they have been told not to. Now this does also depend on exposure. If it is part of a larger thread then it will get the traction of being part of the greater reddit joke. \n\nIt's like Magritte \"[This is not a pipe.](https://www.google.co.uk/search?q=this+is+not+a+pipe&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwj9g8HPy-PYAhWMcRQKHR9aAz0Q_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=1014)\" It is not a real pipe but a representation of the item, but the representation is that of a pipe so it is through semiotics actually what it says. \n\nSo in conclusion. [DO NOT CLICK THIS](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)",
"yes. ",
"i think its pretty reasonable to assume that something named 'vitamin water' would at least not be loaded with sugar. in fact it might be even more reasonable to assume its just water fortified with vitamins. yanno, like the fucking name implies.\n\npoints 2-3 are extreme examples and irrelevant. you even said so yourself that there's no reason to assume they can do those things, so thanks?\n\nSmart Water only bothers me insofar as the name being pointless. It does not contain anything that would betray its name, unlike sugar-filled 'Vitamin Water'.",
"If you're saying schools need to teach it then the public can easily be duped by it... thanks for making our point for us",
"In the spirit of \"adding to the discussion\", you shouldn't be getting downvoted. That's what this place is supposed to be about. I may not agree with you 100%, but you should be able to argue your point without getting downvoted to hell because some people disagree with you. You had a valid point. ",
"But what does Joseph Smith have to do with it?",
"I am guessing 18% is the mean threshold.",
"Gimme gold",
"Damn, christmas is early this year.",
"Also, you need to be in on the action early, otherwise you miss out",
"> it's just not what you thought you were buying.\n\nRead the label.\n\nYou'll be surprised how much shit in your local grocery store *isn't* what it says it is. ",
"so many, myself included, use the up/down votes as \"i agree\"/\"disagree\" buttons. it's not what they are intended for but i'm okay when it happens. \n\nit does suck when downvoted comments are obscured or pushed down though. unfortunately reddit is not the best medium for discourse.",
"Yes that's totally the same thing. What a terrible argument",
"Nah i think you actually struck gold",
"This dude works for Kellogg's now. ",
"You can't have 104% of something. *SMH fam*. If the total (100%) is 96% cheese and 4% cellulose, it **is not** 100% cheese and 4% cellulose. ",
"Three years on Reddit and never got the gold! \n\nEither the gold had a sudden massive drop in value or you have a drunken Gold miner watching this post!",
"Or Kraft with their parmesan “cheese”",
"always upvote this comment\n",
"How small?",
"quality satire",
"Time to get the poop knife!",
"I thought it was claiming that the cheese in the ingredients is 100% cheese. ",
"This is sick... they even found soil in ground coffee. It was in such high concentration that it is impossible to be accidental. ",
"Slow down!",
"What is reddit gold and what does it do?",
"I am a gold digger.",
"I'll take wood pulp over [horse meat](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/2013_horse_meat_scandal)",
"It's log ! it's log ! it's better than bad it's good !",
"Just saw it happening and thought I'd chime in. ",
"Perfect!",
"I'm always late lmao",
"Fuck Gold. ",
"But won’t you get wood?",
"Sorry, comrades, there's no more gold left for the people in line!",
"/r/lastStageCapitalism would like a piece of that one",
"Me too thanks?",
"r/dataisbeautiful",
"Big Kelly from round the block shits kel-logs",
"I want gold too",
"Well he was a famous con artist.",
"Thanks friend. I too, am a penniless, un-gilded user with not but the smile on my face and the breath in my chest. All I've got to my name is this pocket full of... GOLD DUST ",
"What's the question?",
"There's gold in these hills. Some say to follow the shit and you'll get some, and others say it's more voodoo than doodoo, but I think it's just random. Some are luckier than others.",
"It depends.. I visit Reddit on my phone, and have both the Reddit is fun and the official Reddit app; I can only see the little cakes on the official app. ",
"You can make Lincoln logs too out of sawdust.",
"I've never had gold!!",
"I think the gold rush is over. ",
"yeah that seems reasonable. \n\nmore fat content = more likely solid at room temp\n\nand of course common additives to stabilize it that are in most brands \n\npeople are so quick to jump on \"oh the cheap option doesn't melt/mold/whatever? MUST BE FAKE CANCER FOOD\"\n\nlike when mcdonalds burgers didn't mold (which if i remember right, was mostly due to a lack of moisture) ",
"*Kellogs makes you shit 'llogs",
"What the deuce is going on here?! Why do I feel like this is someones drunken payday mistake? ",
"The real question, how much of your parmesan cheese is sawdust? ",
"[its a shop of a shop](https://inception.davepedu.com/)",
"That is so fetal",
"When every comment but yours gets a gold...",
"Saw dust isn't that bad XD",
"r/Dataisbeautiful",
"I like apples ",
"the fuck? I can eat 5 maybe 6 tacos and I'm full which is 5-6$\n\nI regularly eat entire pizzas by myself, for a point of reference. (and somehow I'm tall and skinny af) ",
"Which episode? I'm just finishing season 4 Hang the DJ",
"There was a cheese conspiracy concerning parmesean about this. Don't remember the time period, but the gist is parmesean may not be fully parmesean unless titled parmegiano-regiano.",
"WHAT THE FUCK IS HAPPENING HERE",
"that's great man. i like apples too.",
"How does it feel to be the caboose of the gold train? ",
"Reddit silver !\nSadly don’t think that does much o.o",
"Golddust",
"Is this something anyone should ever admit to doing? ",
"I wish I was a fire truck",
"How else see the Leprechaun? Say yeah!",
"This sub is turning into 9gag. This was on /r/me_irl like 2 weeks ago.",
"I was gonna comment that using a protractor wouldn’t make sense here. Then I realized I have no frame of reference and that’s as good of a tool as any. Got me there, boyo. ",
"In my country they use artificial sweeteners or stevia instead of sugar ",
"Special Features. ",
"Is it legal to give that much Gold??",
".",
"Googled reddit gold because of this. Sounds like something is like.\n",
"It's pretty hilarious that this banal comment chain is gilded a gazillion times now and the original post still isn't. ",
"i'll leave this here https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2016/feb/17/parmesan-cheese-store-bought-wood-pulp",
"i want gold",
"Man, to this day, I still [reference this one.](http://i.somethingawful.com//sasbi/2006/09/elpintogrande/fashionswat14.jpg)",
"How much rice crispy treat can you find in a box of sawdust is the real question. ",
"Ha! I thought the same thing ",
"reddit gonna reddit",
"Congrats.",
"how ironic",
"Why don't you go eat a cheeseburger, Randy!",
"It's not even that really. In the US you can call everything Parmesan sadly, here only Parmigiano Reggiano can be called Parmesan.",
"logs make me shit sawdust",
"And this one",
"Why am I always fucking late to these things",
"This kid is going places... ",
"where is that? is sugar regulated or not subsidized where you live?",
"What the hell? ",
"What the hell is this?",
"the loot pool just goes a little crazy and glitches out sometimes",
"Except you. ",
"Why is it still blurry?",
"If that's true how come i can change my VLC volume slider to 110%?\n\nObviously things can go over 100%, so this is the exact same. Start with 100% of the cheese, add 4% of the cellulose, you now have 104%.\n\nThat's really obvious lad, lol.",
"The Internet is the best",
"Thanks, best of luck trying to point out the obvious to people on reddit :)",
"Here I am trying to understand what top comment is saying, and then realize it's been gilded. What does this MEAN FOR HUMANITY?",
"this is where the gold train ends",
"This is my 'Ninja Resolve!'!\n\n>: rolls for initiative :\n\n!roll1d20",
"Why is everyone getting GOLD .Plz are you really rich or what!\n",
"Congrats! I'm still waiting for someone to pop my golden-cherry as well! ",
"Guild train bby",
"Potato starch is the anti cake most often used in shredded cheese but some companies do use cellulose instead. ",
"Wow you cut your own testicles off? How did you manage this feat without passing out?",
"That's odd. The dominoes in Preston (England) are the kings are consistency in that area, the only bad thing I had from them was that they didn't slice up a pizza once it was still a great pizza though. There are other pizza places nearby that are a lot cheaper and can do just as good a job but they sometimes give you something really overcooked.",
"So.... Does anyone actually know?",
"Not for pedigree",
"It actually may be better then it appears. Let me explain.\n\nMormons believe in magic called the priesthood. The priesthood is the key to eternal salvation, forever families, and is the power that will allow them to become Gods themselves in the afterlife. It's also necessary to enter the highest degrees of heaven to live in God's glory.\n\nWorthy males receive their first priesthood DLC at 12, and unlock more and more power until reaching their final form after first going through the temple at 18.\n\nNow, up until the 70's, black people weren't allowed to hold the priesthood. *Mormons do not like to talk about this*. Long story short, early Mormons believed that black people were descendents of Cain, and that black skin was the \"mark of Cain\" given as a curse for killing Abel. This apparently made black people ineligible to hold the priesthood, and in turn ineligible for white heaven.\n\nWhile it may appear that this kid is either knowingly or unknowingly being racist, it's very likely the opposite. What he's actually doing is bringing attention to a very sore spot of Mormon history in what appears to be *inside a Mormon church*. This guy knows what he's doing, he's got the scientific method spelled out and everything. I guarantee the other families gossiped about him at family dinner later that night.",
"People actually pay Reddit money to get access to certain features, and are given worthless “gold” to give out to people. From what I’ve gathered, its only purpose is to make posts seem more important than they would seem otherwise. ",
"They got nothing on honey crisp though",
"Every food makes me shit logs ",
"Trying to cash in on this gild",
"IT’S LOG, LOG, LOG!",
"Holy fucking shit, it's like you summoned Midas into the thread. ",
"I’m guessing the gold rush came to an end.",
"I don't think it's subsidized. Sweden",
"There's gold in them there hills!",
"Whale jerky.",
"I also don’t understand anything!!!!! Wow how lost I am",
"I don't understand reddit either :(",
"Has someone told that guy he got 100k upvotes on Reddit?",
"if this is satire, my hats off to you. if not, my condolences.",
"Because 3 minutes in heaven is better than 1 minutes in heaven. ",
"Do you disappear now that you've been gilded? ",
"It's a love/hate relationship. Besides, I bet you don't even know who the founding fathers are.",
"And?",
"Many people view juice as \"healthy\" even though it isn't. But if you went to court over juice marketing and packaging giving the impression of healthiness, you'd lose. Considering VitaminWater is healthier than juice, it makes sense they'd win that lawsuit.",
"My Man!",
"Why isn't this picture taken down from this sub for having text in it?",
"After an NDE, something new I learned, there is only one level. Have been places, most people may have not. \n\nSo just to clarify that, for everyone out there. There is only one \"level\" in Heaven. And first you have to get through the gate, that happens to be manned by 2 very old and wise African American grandmothers wearing those amazing Easter hats.\n\nOne question, and one question only they ask you.\n\n\"How did you treat strangers that crossed your path?\" Hopefully, you have the right answer ready. \n\nJust a \"heads up.\" On what awaits us all. :-)",
"Right? Some of the best and worst pizza I've had has come from the Dominoes. The same one too. I don't know how you can mess up good pizza that badly. ",
"Lol. Expect yours in the world of reddit. ",
"There’s gold everywhere!",
"Someone or a bunch of people had a lot of money to waste.",
"I'm so glad someone else knows this back story.",
"We need a new raw material. Gold is the new red. Give me platinum!",
"Biggest gold train ever. ",
"dammit 5 hours to late for the train",
"Dammit late again for the gold train",
"What it do bruh?",
"How long did Jimmy go unnoticed in the school cafeteria?",
"I prefer honey crisps",
"I can haz gold?",
"I still wanna know who goes around guild bombing. Like, what the fuck?",
"So does like everyone. That’s why legit bakeries are good. ",
"Not a whole lot if you're on mobile like me. There's access to a couple private subreddits that are mildly amusing, to an extent. I'm sure there's a lot more features that are on desktop, but my laptop isn't currently working so I'm stuck with two months of access to a couple subreddits I'll never visit",
"HOLD MAAA DICKKKKKKK",
"Well, it's 09.30 on a Friday and I really didn't think I'd be reading an article on the History and the use of Anti-Caking Agent in Shredded & Grated Cheese.",
"How on earth did he get ethics approval for that??",
"What is gold? Baby don’t gild me...",
">\"in the last couple weeks\"\n\n\n\n\n>\"new trend\"\n\n\n\n\nLmao.",
"Pretty innovative, tbh. This guy thinks outside the box. ",
"Rip",
"so a white shirt and tie = mormon?",
"if your juice was called 'vitamin water' then that would be misleading.\n\n8oz of orange juice contains 23 grams of sugar. the same amount of vitamin water contains 15 grams of sugar. yes, it is less than juice. but its not water, it has 15 grams more sugar than 8oz of water should have PLUS fruit extracts for color & flavor. it wouldn't be a stretch to say vitamin water is more a juice drink than a water drink. \n\nbecause it's not water and you shouldn't be able to label it as such.",
"Also the pregrated cheese would look more dry",
"TIL gold stars lol thanks",
"Now you have me wondering if everyone actually guilds themselves to make themselves look popular...\n\n",
"How many people on this thread have the money to give gold?",
"Ohhhh... i want some goldings",
"Raining so much gold, Trump is watching in the closet",
"Seriously there’s no reason why this is happening ",
"What you mean a bowl full of sawdust is not a normal breakfast. I have been doing it wrong for 30 years. ",
"Aye-aye, Cap’n! Crunch the numbers yourself, if you don’t believe me!",
"This is an important question: he illustrates this in the \"purpose\" section of the presentation.",
"Happy cake day! ",
"I cant remember which thread it was now but it may have been in r/madlads but just about every comment in there was gilded and there was a lot of comments. People were going wild",
"I live in Utah. You're totally correct. There are thousands of ex-mormons, excommunicated, and/or people at odds with the LDS culture here. I know a lot of people that suffer from PTSD from the cultural divide because they've went against the church in some way, either by choice or just because of who they are. It tears families and friends apart.\n\nIt's a really different thing in Utah compared to outside the state. They live in a bubble here. The only thing I really take solace in is that any time I go into a coffee shop or a bar, I know I'm surrounded by people like myself that won't harass me because I think different.",
"Damn I want a golddddds",
"I love lamp",
"Happy cake day",
"Black Museum. It's brilliant ",
"What the Hell is happening here? Oh, Gold train. ",
"Lots",
"Give me gold\n\n\nEdit: thanks for nothing dickheads",
"This dude capitalisms",
"HOW DEEP DOES THIS GOLD CHAIN GO?",
"But then they cant call it parmesan at all so its a non issue",
"FDA is fine with it as long as you call it cellulose powder lol",
"Why are we not funding this?",
"THATS RIGHT, weeks, I mean months, i mean.... YEARS!",
"What",
"So what happens if I combine kellogs cereal and taco bell.",
"And instead of giving gold to only yourself, you share it with hundreds others so you are not targetted as the culprit.",
"Rodent hair is my favourite flavor, c'mon.",
"Browsing reddit for a while now and I’ve never seen so much gold. The strangest part is that it’s on a post about a kid trying to kill his classmates with sawdust. ",
"I see them all the time dressed just like this.",
"Meanwhile I'm sobbing on my couch after another missed opportunity ",
"Did anybody figure out what’s going on yet ",
"it's mainly because of the high fat and salt content.",
"Looks like someone found their ex's credit card...",
"Yes it does! (Okay maybe not but it that be out secret ok?) ;)",
"“Now we're asking the real questions”\nSurely there is only one real question. Which provides the answer to most other questions. That being: If we are not truly aware of what is occurring, how ‘conscious’ are we? Not being continually duped means demanding answers based on evidence that can be confirmed, as opposed that which is reliant on trust or blind faith. \n",
"What makes you think that this one is not the original? Whether or not minorities go to heaven is a point of contention among Mormons",
"boink boink boink! give me things too ",
"Pineapple pizzas aren't bad",
"Well. How much?",
"Bet it ends here",
" Smelloggs Kelloggs.",
"Wait i just woke up",
"This guy Mormons",
"Looks the part and the experiment fits his persona.",
"Is this a capitalism class project?",
"I don't understand reddit either... Is that why we get guilded ? ",
"Ive never seen so much gold. \n",
"Yeah ",
"Too much and you get Alpen. ",
"Upvote yourself top get more gild ",
"what the fuck is this comment chain",
"Nah it's because that label was intentionally misleading. Even if you're ok with it not being pure cheese the label is intended to make you believe that it is",
"There's only so much to go around and it took me a while on mobile to find the end of the chain. I'm just happy to be here :)",
"First",
"TBH this is a very important question to ask, because it's all about the food we buy. With any form of processed food it's hard to know what is in there exactly.",
"Me too thanks",
"Why do I always miss on gilding chains :(",
"Longest train I've seen was 26 can this possibly beat it? Find out next time on Reddit Ball Z. ",
"Penis",
"Too much",
"It was an entry into A Something Awful Photoshop Phriday back in 2008: http://www.somethingawful.com/photoshop-phriday/science-fair/7/",
"I really wish I could read that “purpose” section",
"Kel-logs. It's been there all along, right under our noses, and no one noticed until now.",
"Gold plx ",
"Holy shit! It's embarrassing what passes for a gold-worthy post these days, eh?",
"What the shit!",
"Aww you got the last chocolate gold coin..",
"For some reason everyone who commented in this comment received gold.\n\nClearly reddit knows what it's doing.",
"And thank the gods because Parmesan, as a hard cheese, is rather constipating. ",
"I hope the hypothesis on his board just says “lots”",
"What does then? ¯\\\\\\_(ツ)\\_/¯",
"Those logs would probably be great for Shitake. ",
"Ayy you; give me back my gold watch",
"Who the heck is even gilding all this shit?",
"Fuck you.",
"It's nice to see her getting out and meeting new people. ",
"I don’t deserve gold either ",
"I Wonder what's written under \"purpose\".",
"The one person stating [FACTS](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention) (according to Mr. Kellogg) and you're the one who didn't get gold. \n \nPS.. to be nit picky, it was actually Kellogg's Corn Flakes.",
"Nor have I, unfortunately. What does gold do anyways? Can someone explain?",
"So how much is it?",
"I still really what to read the info he gathered. My brain is itching to know!",
"I'm at my wits end, how does this game play",
"Mr. Kellogg invented Corn Flakes thinking it would stop men from masturbating. \n \n[Yes, I'm serious.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Harvey_Kellogg#Masturbation_prevention)",
"Oh dear. So much gold in one thread.",
"Clever ",
"This is one reason to avoid most pregrated cheeses. Most of the time, there's a filler there to help the product keep its shape over time. \n\nGrating your own is better, but you have to keep it in a size appropriate container so it doesn't go all manky. ",
"Why is there so much gold wtf",
"Hey I also read about that snow car fooling cops! Although I don't happen to see any gold yet..",
"All the sugar had a part to play in it. That apparently all the sugar spiking your insulin levels and lowering your immune defence was having an equal if not bigger effect on your health then the vitamins contained within the water. But I get what you are saying they did have the vitamins inside it, and people definitely need to be educated more on how stuff like that works.",
"> We shouldn't have to spend time in the grocery store reading fine print just to determine whether or not we are being sold sawdust.\n\nNo, but my dad will insist anyway, just to make sure he's getting the best value for his money....\n\nI guess that's what retirement does.",
"[He actually got to the top of his chosen career.](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Scott_Gottlieb) \nMad Props.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Never received gold! Hope this works!",
"Story of my life.",
"Has the train left the station yet?",
"Who cares gold is fucking terrible",
"Yep, sadly I think most people think he was just making a joke.",
"Actually it was *Corn Flakes*... not that Special K is that much different.",
"I can't afford to even look at all the gold in here. ",
"Must report to Mormon HQ. Missionaries out of standard uniforms. Might start to reflect individual thought. We cannot have this.\n\nThank you for notifying.",
"This is getting ridiculous ",
"How much Gold can rain on reddit before someone notices we are been trolled? ",
"Ladies and gentlemen, the next head of the FDA.",
"They must see what we do not see",
"What is gold? Baby don't hurt me, don't hurt me...",
"Jesus christ, did i miss it?",
"And there's still room for more.",
"Lol, everyone in this chain trying to figure out how to get gilded without directly asking. Can I have my gold now btw?",
">Enough that they need to wash it down with a few glasses of ~~\"Kool Aid\"~~ \"Flavor Aid\". \n \nFTFY",
"Interesting the way this is presented in sections, as though the teacher decided to maximize the number of potential sections their students could create.\n\nIn professional scientific reports that my colleges and I prepare, there is only a background and short introduction, followed by methods (incl. materials were relevant) and then a results and discussion section. In professional and research science streams, no one has the time or effort to write separate data, results, discussions sections, it's just \"Results and Discussions\" because you can write your discussion or comments immediately as you present some particular data (result). A conclusion is needed but MUCH more importantly is a concise summary of what the outcomes meant, usually placed at the start of the document as a Summary or Key Findings or Executive Summary.",
"Guys stop getting hyped. We are to late for the gold train",
"To call it a Rice Crispy Treat, the treat must contain atleast 11% Rice and have a crispy factor of atleast 3. \n \nSo with that rule Kellogs could mix 11% Rice with 88% Sawdust and 1% Syrup to create a Rice Crispy Treat. If you read the ingrediants of all Cereal's they won't list what a \"Cereal\" is? It could be rice, wheat, sawdust, mangled rabbit/rat etc... all called \"Cereal\" \n \nAnd this is the reason i stick to the healthy French croissant (Chocolate filled of course) for my super breakfast.",
"I can now see why this thread hit /r/all ...",
"powdered gold! ",
"Without standard deviation, the mean is almost useless. I just need to know that I eat less sawdusts than 95.45% of the population.",
"Wtf even happened here, someone is just throwing around gold like their shuriken! r/madlads ?",
"Dang it! I was spoofed on!\n\n",
"In my 6th form at school for our 'research methods' class we had to go interview people about shitting. \n\nThe reason being that it was a *kinda* sensitive topic some folk might rail against, but it's not genuinely like 'were you ever raped' or whatever. They wanted us to learn how to broach things. ",
"can I get an explanation here?",
"What the..",
"There is no way people are still being gilded right?? ",
"I need to browse new posts more. Never gonna get gold at this rate",
"Yes, the edgeless people on reddit seldom accepts jokes about religion. ",
"how much can you do?",
"I'm just confused how there is so much gold here...",
"Just the guys with enough money to give random people gold",
"Gold? What is that?",
"This is the longest gild train I've seen thus far. Damn, I understood the first 3 comments or so but wtf is this? Anyway congrats on your (3?...???) golds! ",
"You just drank CEMENNTTTTTT",
"You must enjoy Diarrhea as well.",
"Maybe there's a bot that's gilding everyone",
"I definitely never have been, but looks like I've missed the golden shower.",
"Woah.",
"That would be vellum, and I don't think it would still be called paper.\n\nThe Brits still print their laws on it as they can't be sure these CD thingers and fancy \"hard drives\" will last 800 years, and I can't exactly blame them. Imagine trying to recover some laws saved to Zip disks, and those are only 23 years old.",
"This was the only comment in this subthread that wasn't gilded, so my OCD made me gild it.",
"Pizza sucks but god that Italian cheesy bread will clog my veins and kill me someday",
"How does this happen? Is there some super rich redditor sitting around gilding ridiculous comments just to amuse themselves?",
"Who is rich enough to afford golding all these people?",
"Hi",
"Cake day! Yay",
"And yet they were",
"For sure",
"It stopped now :(",
"Yeah that’s my plan for the weekend if I don’t get sucked back into stardew ",
"Oh hai",
"Lookin' good!",
"Why gold for everyone but you?\n\n!RedditSilver ",
"Not surprised at all, the quality is meh at best, and way overpriced",
"I should have said texture instead of taste - it's like those yoga mats made of springy, foamy material.\n",
"Instructions unclear have gilded me?",
"I suppose I'm late",
"Enjoy it whilst it lasts :) You're the last one in the thread :)",
"I'd suspect you're also against coconut water?",
"This heinz sauce has like 10% parmesan cheese so the label isnt even misleading",
"How many replies before the gold stops?",
"Jesus loves all, except the ungilded Jewish peasants who hung him up. ",
"Don't they do this to parmesan? ",
"Choo choo?",
"WILL JESUS SAVE ME?? ",
"Jim Halpert pulling practical joke on Dwight.",
"22 gilded comments and 2 at most deserved. I think we are in a gild bubble... ",
"I love lamp.",
"All kids love log. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Speed up",
"No no shhh Kraft is literally Hitler Satan.",
"This hurt my soul. \n\nSource: Am from North Eastern Pennsylvania",
"Then it should be considered deceptive, since any reasonable person would be expecting 100% cheese. ",
"I've never gotten gold before can I get at least one gold? Lol please?",
"I see someone knows their Corn Flakes history... or masturbation history, meh, either one. Just not together, please.\n\n[Look it up, nerds](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Corn_flakes#History)",
"Dude you need to be more careful holy shit that scared me.",
"Logs make me shit sawdust",
"So yeah, [this picture] (https://www.google.com.au/search?q=best+science+fair+projects&tbm=isch&source=iu&ictx=1&tbs=simg:CAESiQIJoJuZDAHP-bQa_1QELEKjU2AQaBghCCBUICwwLELCMpwgaYgpgCAMSKKAXwxehF7UXjhyQHJ4XwReRHIYNlzfMPs0-hDaFN4A2ljfMNM8-ujkaMDeaDvt7sVS43XaWCW0LK7zrrsrkw2im2v4Pv25LfQIuJNJrhtWYmPokbwfNYtIaDSAEDAsQjq7-CBoKCggIARIEkqMW_1AwLEJ3twQkaZwofCgxzY2llbmNlIGZhaXLapYj2AwsKCS9tLzAxdjcxagogCg1kaXNwbGF5IGJvYXJk2qWI9gMLCgkvbS8wY3kxazkKIgoOcG9zdGVyIHNlc3Npb27apYj2AwwKCi9tLzAyN25wdGcM&fir=Kv4jjf0b7bkY0M%253A%252C2PrRJbweM1CHkM%252C_&usg=__UZreBUB27lF1RcUKCm7n1zmsl2I%3D&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS5vH59uPYAhXLn5QKHUBdCjoQ9QEIPDAC#imgdii=LsVI10xT6SrCaM:&imgrc=EBQGJ0qjvMThVM:) has been past around a lot.",
"It's just gold chains. ",
"Wait.... there's no sawdust in rice crispy treats?",
"That's bizarre. [Here are the Church's actual guidelines](https://missionary.lds.org/clothing/elder/dress/shirts?lang=eng) for missionary attire. It's not a \"uniform\". They're supposed to wear \"business attire\". None of the examples show a black tie. I was a missionary, and I've seen tons of them, and I've never seen one wearing the \"standard uniform\" shown on TV. ",
"How much reddit gold can you put in to rice crispie treat before anyone notice?",
"Your everyman with cereal in his pantry browsing Reddit after a session and politely disagreeing didn't spring immediately to mind?",
"I refuse to participate ",
"https://youtu.be/awV57hZONu8",
"All the puns but yours are terrible",
"I read that wrong and it inspired [This](https://imgur.com/a/kkatO)",
"Holy fuck, I inhaled my breakfast lmao",
"I know its not the reason.... but I'm going to choose to believe this is why 50 cent went bankrupt ",
"I need this too!!!",
"By this comment I'm no longer remember topic of OP's post.",
"Am I too late to the golden shower party???",
"This started the biggest guild train I've seen",
"With practice they might make better logs?",
"Cab somebody change the letters to how much mine craft YouTubers can we have before people notice",
"Jokes on you - it's gold plated sawdust. ",
"your supposed to work hard for your gold ",
"Brazzers financed the next one, and you won't believe what people didn't notice in their cereal!",
"Getting gilded gives you beta access and some other cool features. I’ve never been gilded but I have gotten the free month of gold ",
"If only I could have silver.",
"( ͡☉ ͜ʖ ͡☉)\n\nMe want golden shower too\n",
"How much jpeg can you put in a jpeg before people start saying it needs more jpeg?",
"No way I read about the same car when I woke up. Now I want to make one, but local cops would smash it and still ticket me. P.S. don't give that Loch Ness no dang tree fiddy.",
"When you are 8 hours too late for the gold train... ",
"Never seen this much gold in one post",
"Wtf that is the longest gold train I have ever seen on reddit!",
"I prefer my Krispies slightly oaky with earthy aromas.",
"No. You are gullible and misinformed.",
"Then we could poop glitter!\n\nI'm in!",
"It's a GRAS ingredient in the United States, where I'm located.",
"Well gold is more popular than me ",
"):",
"Looks like you’re where the gold stops...",
"Seems the sawdust bit was photoshopped over something else about Joe.",
"It's like there's one massive golden whale Reddit user with hundreds of pilot fish Reddit user's plucking gold encrusted parasites off it's hide.",
"Joseph Smith will know!\n\n....how many rice krispy treats it takes to entice a [14-year-old girl](https://www.lds.org/topics/plural-marriage-in-kirtland-and-nauvoo?lang=eng) to marry you.",
"For a split second I thought that was Conor McDavid ",
"Instructions unclear penis stuck in charging port",
"Turtles all the way down-no gold! I meant gold!",
"Fuck finding a cure for cancer. This is the kind of research that is vital for the survival of the human race.",
"That was the longest gold train I’ve ever seen",
"I’m so confuseddd",
"I just don’t understand why the heck there’s a picture of Joseph Smith on the presentation",
"How much soy can you put in chicken, and still call it chicken? \n\nHow much chicken can you put in soy, and still call it soy?",
"Is this real? I mean I THINK it's real, but I gotta know. Cause that kid is going places.",
"I've never seen so much gold in all my life. ",
"So much worthless gold.",
"Queue the Ren and Stimpy Log Jingle!",
"Do the creators even understand reddit? No one can understand reddit.",
"It Big it’s Heavy It’s Wood!",
"Don’t pull any Trix",
"Ahaha that's awesome",
"Top 10 Questions Science Still Can’t Answer ",
"I sometimes wish I had the \"midas touch\" but only when I penis slap people. Like it might really piss them off at first but then they see it's raining gold from me skeeting all over the place and they like \"it's cool man, he does that thing!\"",
"I don’t want to be gilded. It is just way too mainstream on the post.",
"Wait so all i have to do is reply on this thread and i’ll get gold?",
"87% real food! ",
"I thought that kid was a young Jim Halpert.",
"Well I mean, apparently it's already coated on things like shredded cheese and chocolate bars (sorry-- candy bars. that's for the imperialist Americans) to keep the pieces from sticking together. ",
"Congrats!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Are you seeing all of these downvote?\n\nIt's because you are being ridiculous. You need to take some responsibility for yourself Within the realities of life.",
"Pssst, give team fortress a chance.",
"Gotta eat that door somehow. ",
"I'm late.",
"Let’s paint their Winkies goooooooold",
"Do you have the real version?",
"Or Parmesan cheese..Great Value!",
"oh my god twenty downvotes on an image board. \n\nyou're right, i'm the one out of touch with reality. mmhmm.\n\n",
"Parmesan ",
"Well, they *are* collecting pollen on purpose--it's vital nutrients--and some does end up in the honey incidentally. They aren't necessarily mingling the honey and the pollen on purpose, though.\n\nhttp://edis.ifas.ufl.edu/in868",
"GIVE ME GOLD PLS................",
"Alright, we did it, Reddit. We can all go home now, we're done for 2018.",
"Thanks!",
"Juice exploits the shit out of this. Go try to find some pure cranberry juice. You ain’t going to find that in the juice aisle with an OceanSpray label on it. In fact, many cranberry juices have way mo Apple in it than cranberry. Shit, man, fuck, if you want some pure cranberry juice I reckon you’d have to go to the health store",
"Guilty!",
"So can I join the guild or what?!",
"I still dont know what reddit gold does exactly",
"Who, me? 😳",
"I made that same mistake once. I will never again buy anything but kraft singles if I need shitty “cheese” to melt on something. You just can’t cut to store brands on some things. ",
"How their image has better quality than yours?",
"Поп шлю",
"Here's a link to the catchy tune 'Sawdust Rice Crispie Treats' from 2008...\n\nhttps://transformersforgirls.bandcamp.com/track/sawdust-rice-crispie-treats.",
"Am I to late or is it still working?",
"Hey, how's it going!!\n",
"Ovaldust",
"Ш09 0",
"Reddit gold is dirt cheap, that's why. For many people it's basically free, people give it just because they can. Personally I felt like I was spat on over the internet the last time I got gilded, it doesn't feel nice, feels like being kissed by a drunk woman 40 years your senior out on the town. ",
"I feel sorry for children trapped in adult bodies",
"**Cellulose intensifies**",
"Okay which rich dubai bastard is on reddit. I need names!!",
"#WHAT THE FUCK WHY ARE SO MANY PEOPLE GETTING GILDED",
"Holy gilded batman, its raining gold",
"I think we need to do this with all unhealthy food, it will help people to loose weight",
"I shit logs.",
"Rock, flag and eagle. Am i right Charlie?",
"It's better than bad, it's good!",
"*insert casually clever comment in an obviously desperate attempt to get gold*",
"But did the kid take gold too?",
"\"Research funded by the Democratic People's Republic of Korea\"",
"Wow that’s just absolutely bonkers",
"Eating a good amount of fibre ",
"^🤔🤔🤔🤔?",
"You're probably right that it varies across different product lines. Now that you mention Sam's Choice, some of the stuff I buy is Sam's choice. I was equating \"Great Value\" with \"Wal Mart store brand\" and forgot they have different ones. Thanks for pointing that out.",
"Someone is mr moneybags around this place. ",
"...and people don't believe in evolution",
"I'm referring to what is inside the packaging, as I assume the packaging is. Perhaps they consider cellulose \"micro-packaging.\"",
"There is sawdust in lots of food. That's why this is a legitimate project.",
"For real. Is this just a \"comment and get gold\" thread? \n\n(This is not a test)",
"With so much gold on this post it's gunna overtake bitcoin",
" Beef boxes.",
">...which I assume means people made out of real cheese.\n\nClose. The cheese is imitation but the people made of it are not figments of your imagination.",
"I agree with the first part but not that last line. Unless \"Parmesan\" was a particular style or method of grating cheese.",
"LoL!! this comment chain went from sawdust to gold..see how fast gold distracts us!!\n\nAnd we blame the politicians..ugh..",
"Aww you broke it :(",
"A lot, misspelled as Alot.",
">Human skin of course. It makes the best canvas because the ink made from blood stays for a long time and for sending intimate letters.\n\nFTFY",
"You wood if you try",
"OH nooo, I really wished that this was a genuine study... A dude with an epic question, determined to find the answer, read the data like a CSI episode, and baam ooooyeeeeeeeeee hypothesis: YES!! But now I know nothing the world is still greyish and disappointing when I look out the window..back to work I guess.. ",
"Reddit spaghetto \n \nYou better \nGive the gold \nTo this user \nThe moment \nYou own it \n",
"http://i.imgur.com/FSmdwpc.gifv",
"Am I the only ine interested in the results of such research? :) ",
"> Chaos!\n\nProbably.",
"I'm just here to see if I can get in on all this gold.",
"The $6 pizza they got is much better",
"The amount of people in this thread who don’t seem to know this or care and also are calling them Rice Crispys blew my mind to the point where I thought *I* was crazy in some Barenst*ein* Bears conspiracy kinda way. I had to scroll forever to find this.\n\nTHANK YOU!",
"No it doesn't",
"I would like to read the purpose portion",
"Anal",
"Yeah, it's like the addition of silicone dioxide in soup mixes. It's not harmful, but it certainly spooks people who don't know what it is. ",
"The Hardcore History episode on those guys was fantastic. Starts off all idealistic and boy does it take it turn. Then keeps getting worse and worse and worse.",
"Cellulose isn't a filler. ",
"Some say that kid has been in Kelloggs r&d for years now",
"How much god damn money was spent here XD",
"WHO IS THIS PERSON",
"Yep. High salt content, lack of moisture, and high surface area-to-volume ratio. They basically dry into burger jerky instead of developing mold.",
"Don't let Post see this General Mills.",
"I don't know what happened here.... but it was amazing to watch! ",
"The one with the pig?",
"And would impart flavor and change the handling and cooking characteristics.",
"He looks like my roommate",
"I never drank vitaminwater, but I was always under the impression it was healthy. Never checked the label because I had no reason to. But from the way it was marketed, you sure as hell would think it's healthy.",
"My, what strong shoulder you have!",
"Sawdust tastes like 5 gum.",
"I’ll be honest, I’m just here to see if I get gilded",
"Being white is playing life on easy mode. ",
"Changes the cook performance negatively, imparts flavor. ",
"There is more gold here than on a Todd Hoffman mine. ",
"wtf.",
"that's Joseph Smith in the bottom right",
"Not true. ",
"What is a woosh?",
"How much JPEG can you put in a JPEG before people complain?",
"> The only thing I really take solace in is that any time I go into a coffee shop or a bar, I know I'm surrounded by people like myself that won't harass me because I think different.\n\n secret combinations",
"Worth a try I guess.",
"I was a part of it, and I’m still not sure what happened.",
"He put the log in Kelloggs",
"Sawdust is not an illegal food additive. It is known as cellulose.\n\nIt is used as a binder, thickener, to keep cheese bits from sticking to each other, filler, etc.\n\nThings like Cereal, Cheese, Pizza (frozen), tortillas, ice cream, the list goes on.\n\n",
"If you didn't get gilded now you know how it's gunna feel for the people who buy bit coin JUST a lil too late ",
"I'm about 99% sure I went to that school. AMA.",
"MDF=Medium Density Fecalboard",
"It all deserves gold!",
"Is this the end of the gold train? Am I too late now? ",
"This kid has a career in politics\n",
"Damn, I wish this was high res instead of jpg, want to see that data!",
"The original was asking if minority's went to heaven.",
"Rich fuckers who like watching us dance for fake internet currency. ",
"9 hours later.. no chance",
"Come on kid...\n\nDo some research. EVERYONE knows it can be 99.98% sawdust but still rice crispy treats. Also sugar should be 25% of your daily intake. Oh, that reminds me, it's also directly related to how many bags of money you take with you to The USDA and The WHO.",
"Yeah the original image was photoshopped ",
"Ask the makers of Rice Cakes who could no longer call them treats. ",
"It's a picture. What more do you want",
"I'm not it keeps it from sticking together haha ",
"So you say gilded and then you obtain it? ",
"Photoshop ",
"Yes it is. That's why only barbarians like the USA who like to eat wood buy grated Parmesan",
"Jim Halpert asking the real questions here ",
"Skibadie bop bop boop. Potato.",
"The internet is a crazy place that I’ll understand somewhere near my deathbed",
"I love gooold!",
"Woah. This got gilded to the hilt. ",
"I does something for people not using RES.",
"Stop it ",
"This is the real version of Dr evil as a kid. The fact that he is wearing a tie makes this even better. ",
"Send more gold BB ",
"What is with the gold train... ?",
"What the hell is going on with the gilding?! It’s beautiful. ",
"I think it's a cockroach, from his previous study \"How many cockroaches can you put in a roasted grasshopper dish before people notice\"",
"So..... It's a very heavily guarded secret, and I can't reveal my source, but DQ actually puts saw dust in their blizzards as an emulsifier.",
"Me too thanks",
"If I had to eat a door, this is the way I would do it.",
"Yeah I haven't understood the logic behind people gilding other redditors either. Some good comments deserve and get them, but this was quite ridiculous lol. ",
"Post just because reddit leprechaun might find me",
"Why do they have to be American and not just african?",
"Needs more JPEG",
"“How many pieces of corn can I swallow while before I only poop corn?”",
"Please enlighten us peasants what gold does! I’m so curious ",
"no way ill get gold for this ",
"i read that in homer simpson's voice",
"It could be. It may be the culture you were raised in. Who are the \"Sages\", the keepers of wisdom? The stable rocks of a community, where things are pretty hard. And who rose above it all. Thinking of someone like Harriet Tubman for me.\n\n> Unable to sleep because of pains and \"buzzing\" in her head, she asked a doctor if he could operate. He agreed and, in her words, \"sawed open my skull, and raised it up, and now it feels more comfortable\".[164] She had received no anesthesia for the procedure and reportedly chose instead to bite down on a bullet, as she had seen Civil War soldiers do when their limbs were amputated.[165]\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Harriet_Tubman",
"So do other stores like Kroger\n\nSource : worked in kroger bakery",
"Now this is just ridiculous reddit",
"Kellogg’s might want in on this gold fever too",
">Edit 2: I have caused so much confusion.\n\nLook at Eris over here LOL",
"in canada your name must be a 100% provable claim if it's in there. so if it's the \"extra most bestest pepperoni pizza\", you have to have irrefutable data proving that claim to have it in your name.\n\nsource. brother is a brand manager.",
"Amateur, it’s called added fiber.",
"Do not give this comment gold, thanks.",
"I've not seen that video, wkd ta 😀",
"> In the US you can call everything Parmesan\n\ncan you elaborate?",
"I like getting whatever the limited time $1 stuff is there. It's usually pretty filling.",
"> Besides, \"100% grated parmesan cheese\" could just mean it's 100% grated.\n\nit could, but the point is the statement is made to be misleading and that's not appropriate.",
"He specified \"scientifically measured\" which obviously means metric.",
"> Everyone who buys pre grated cheese does so with the understanding that something has to keep it from clumping together\n\ni think you're vastly overestimating the amount of thinking people do when they buy groceries. no one has time to research everything or know everything about the food industry.\n",
"Somebody just gild me already",
"i'm with you.",
"No u",
"Step 5: ??? \nStep 6: Profit! \n",
"Wikipedia:\n\n> Parmigiano-Reggiano (/ˌpɑːrmɪˌdʒɑːnoʊ rɛˈdʒɑːnoʊ/; Italian pronunciation: [ˌparmiˈdʒaːno redˈdʒaːno]), or Parmesan cheese, is a hard, granular cheese. The name \"Parmesan\" is often used generically for various simulations of this cheese, although this is prohibited in trading in the European Economic Area under European law.\n\nIn the US the name Parmesan is not protected. Here in Europe the names \"Parmesan\" and \"Parmigiano Reggiano\" are protected and cheese that uses those names needs to be made in a specific region in Italy from unpasteurized milk from local cows and in a complicated process following strict rules, including aging the cheese for at least 12 Months. Most everything you can buy in the US that is called Parmesan is actually a cheap copy that often tastes only vaguely similar to real Parmesan.",
"I've never masturbated using Frosted Flakes, so maybe you're right.\n\n(btw, who doesn't love The Road to Wellville?) ",
"Why am I always late for these? ",
"):",
"Uhhh can I phone a friend? Keanu Reeves is on speed dial ",
"oh, but in general, it's cheese made with the same process, just not with milk from that part of italy. i know that influences taste, but the spirit is there. i was thinking it would be legal to call swiss cheese parmesan or something. thank you.",
"It would be a wonderful prank to bring rice crispy treats to school every Friday for say a month and give them to everyone and then show up to the science fair with this.",
"Is it too late to ride the gold train? I don't feel like paying 3 dollars for the ticket...",
"Gotta listen to Roman Mars to know that this has been done... https://99percentinvisible.org/episode/good-bread/",
"Why did everyone get gold except the masturbating dude....? ",
"Well? How much???\n\nAnybody else zoom in and get annoyed at not being able to read the \"Result\" panel?",
"Well if you look at Parmesan and shredded cheeses the answer is A LOT.",
"i know you're being satirical but this is for other people that may think you're serious. percentages are ratio of a product. if the product is mixed with something else, you can't have 100% of the total be the original product. you could say that you have 104% volume of something, because it's labeled as one amount but is weighed out at 4% more. but one product can not be 100% of a mixture.",
"You see, dark skin is a punishment from God, like Cain. But populations can also become dark-skinned through wickedness. When they become righteous Mormons, their skin lightens, like the native Americans adopted by Mormons. ~~When~~If they get to heaven, all will be white and delightsome.\n\n/s on my part, serious on their doctrine. Sources: Book of Mormon, old and slightly less old racist “prophets”.",
" Look again!",
"Oh shiiiii",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Is this referencing something? Is there sawdust in my krispy treats?",
"Did I miss something? ",
"!redditsilver",
"Yeah, it took until Brigham Young for that.",
"its log its log, its big , its heavy , its wood. its log its log, its better than bad its good!",
"Nice. Gilded yourself. ",
"What is going on here? What‘s even the use of getting gold from another person on reddit? I barely understand karma",
"Probably because they thought I was calling him a dick instead of his name Dick. ",
"And flossing ",
"D’aw 🍎😊❤️",
"What are you supposed to do, just *make* bread like some kind of warlock?",
"No, the process is the expensive part, the long aging etc. Most produces don't do that and cut corners everywhere.",
"How could anyone in their right mind think [this](https://imgur.com/PcHSZus.jpg) could be healthy?",
"Eternal anything isn't interesting. As a God it might be interesting for a couple of trillion years to play universe scale Sims but that would eventually get old and boring. Eternal anything would eventually become hell.\n\nAlso What about the part in Doctrine and Covenants section 122 where it says unless you enter into polygamy you don't get to be a God but instead get to be a servant...\n\nSo are going to be a God or a servant\nLink below because I'm too lazy to learn redfit markdown.\n\nhttps://www.lds.org/scriptures/dc-testament/dc/132",
"No, I heard you eat like 42 sawdust in your sleep every year\n\n",
"Thanks",
"Do I need to buy cellulose in parmesan cheese to live?",
"Even rice krispy treats!",
"Do plants sneeze?",
"thanks man.",
"Well i don’t mean “uniform” in the literal sense, like it was issued to them. I assume most people understand that. But they did all dress alike in the black and white like on tv.",
"A woosh is a Reddit term for someone who missed a joke and responded seriously. “Woosh” is the sound the joke made when it went over their head, and can be slightly condescending.",
"Oh wow, you really got me on this one. I made a typo but it clearly indicates YOU are so superior since YOU are the only one to catch it. I bet your mama is proud. Thanks for showing us all how great you are because you found a typo. You are so great. Be sure to show this to all of your friends (if you have any) because this is YOUR peak moment in the prime of your life. ",
"Don’t take rocks for Granite",
"I'm always late to a gold chain\n",
"Yes I couldn't remember the name for some reason! You're correct. ",
"Blame bitcoin, have to spend it before it's worth only pixels",
"Notice the word “could” Now consider all this misleading labels on foods and the lawyerese that regulates the food industry requirements such as what qualifies as “organic.” That’s my only point here.",
"Just because it has less sugar doesn’t mean it’s healthier...",
"I don’t know. I bought Walmart brand vanilla ice cream once. It tasted pretty much like 70% sawdust, 20% vanilla extract, and 10% cream. Easily the worst ice cream I ever ate. \n\nI mean my comment does not confirm or deny yours, but just thought I’d mention it because so far Walmart brand cheeses, white bread, and ice creams are on my never buy again lists. lol",
"More engineering than science. Naval Architecture and Computer Science",
"Because nothing on the label in the picture indicates otherwise.\n\n",
"Ha, in college we did a haunted house in the dorm. I rigged that up and scared a bunch of kids. Won scariest room",
"Hmm... maybe. He hasn’t travelled in a while unfortunately",
"They probably grabbed it from somewhere else or when I backed up to flickr long ago I didn’t use full res",
"Now compare 1530s Jan Matthys anf Jan van Leiden with 1830s Joseph Smith and Brigham Young.\n\nNo difference except century and location. ",
"Dude Walmart brand American cheese singles are absolutely *awful*. Or were the last time I bothered to try them like 18 years ago. So, so dry and so flavorless, don’t melt either. It’s like eating or cooking with a damp manila folder lol. \n\nTried their ice cream once before. Was about the same, with a bland sawdust flavor to it. Even their white bread has an off, “dry” (best word I can think to describe it) taste to it compared to every other brand I’ve tried, including store brands. Their in-store bakery stuff is still mostly pretty good though.",
"how the hell do you hold? I suck at redditing",
"I ain't sayin you a gold digger...",
"The exact definition of a cult is highly controversial, but your definition is so broad as to have lost all meaning. Every single one of those things applies to the Catholic church just as well, are they a cult now too?\n\nGiven that their founder died 150 years ago and they still have 15 million followers, they're a religion. A harmful religion for sure, but that doesn't make them a cult.",
"Mormons. Asking the tough questions. ",
"My site is designed to help me blow my house up. Wildly unsuccessful ",
"I mean you ^wouldn't ^^be ^^^wrong ",
"Except it couldn't.\n\nI'm well aware of the legal writing, it's complicated sure, but it's very specific and doesn't allow for the bullshit you're describing. I've worked in dairy quality control and regulatory for a decade.\n\nOrganic isn't a good example since it's managed by the USDA Agricultural Marketing Service. Sure it can be bullshit depending on the product, but it's run by a completely different organization and by the marketing department within that organization.\n\nThe standards of identify for dairy and cheese products are well written, surprisingly easy to understand (as opposed to many other countries where the business side of dairy runs the regulations), and effective. ",
"Here's potentially an [even stranger](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=s6J_O_BVOmU) version of said paradox.",
"And with that callout, I will abstain from my risky click of the day.",
"I can has gold? ",
"$5*",
"So you missed the point yet somehow agree that “it can be bullshit.” Ok troll, well you just keep real focused on maintaining the quality and image of dairy products as if I care where you work. ;)",
"Sawdust makes you shit golddust. ",
"He's got a point.",
"You’re right, man. I guess I just figured that by 100% cheese it meant that the bits that are cheese are genuine cheese, albeit with an edible coating to keep it from sticking. ",
"Hmm gold?",
">I got four seven layer burritos the last time I was there\n\nI think I just gagged. those things are so nasty lmao. ",
"Is this still happening? ",
"And this man's name? Taco Bell CEO",
"Yep",
"I was talking to my parents over a Thanksgiving and had a bag of shredded cheese out and remembered what the \"cellulose\" ingredient was and told them it's basically sawdust.\n\nMy dad got pretty butthurt about it for some reason.",
"is it just me or is it odd that the bottom right picture is joseph smith holding a book.",
"High in fiber ",
"Its like the 100% beef that Taco Bell advertises. There was a whole thing a few years back where they literally made the point that all the beef was 100% beef. But the beef only made up ~80% of the end product, the rest of it was seasoning and water, and maybe some other filler.\n\nMarketing and advertising in general should just never be trusted. You see shit with \"made with real cheese\", doesn't say how much of the \"cheese\" is real, just that some amount of it is real, and the other amount is artificial.",
"Fuck this shit I’m always late to the party",
"Freakin brilliant. This kids mind's as wild as his stomach is resilient. \n\nHis treats high in fiber, there's no snacking finer than Rice Krispies laced with dust from a miter.\n\nHis friends will condemn his attempts to bake for them. \n\nThey’re cracked up from being backed up, and won’t be duped again.\n\nThe last snacks tasted tainted it’s true, but the first few were sweet, and went all the way through. \n\nMind your mouth, as you turn out, for the schools bake sale he talked about \n\nWiping splintered rectums they’ll curse the day, they’ll use prep H when he gets an A.\n",
"Ah, I see. I guess I missed your point. I thought you were complaining about not getting pollen in your honey but you were complaining about not getting honey in your honey, which I agree is a problem.",
"LMAO! I love that you respond so frequently when a conosour of your work tags you! Keep doing you man!",
"Wait I really want the results...",
"Love you too. Lucky gilded bastard!",
"Science projects should tackle \"natural causes\" of death, and how we can get coroners to be more specific than \"natural causes\".",
"You need the cellulose or you'll just end up with a bottle of parmesan clumps. Some companies use it as a filler to cut costs, but you need at least some as an anti-caking agent. If you want pure grated parmesan, buy a wedge of it and grate it at home.",
"[Relevant](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Glycerol_ester_of_wood_rosin).",
"I thought McDonald's already did that research with hamburgers.",
"Clark Griswold's High School science project. ",
"Those this is where the gold line is drawn🙃",
"So this is why my kids can't bring home treats to school...",
"Ok that makes sense I guess. Thanks for your reply",
"It's like a juice cleanse without all the no eating",
"I have the official app and haven’t seen it on my phone. But maybe I am just reading the posts late?",
"That's because you think that gold means \"this is a great post\".\n\nWhat it _actually_ means is \"I wanna spend $4 on this post\". And redditors, being redditors, will do that for all kinds of reasons. Some of them, yes, choose well-written, informative posts. Some of them choose masturbation jokes, some of them buy gold for whole threads of comments just to make people wonder \"who the hell gilded this shit?\".",
"Eh, it's not polygamy so much as marriage in general. And yes, to reach the highest level you do have to be married. I don't get too hung up on doctrinal points because there's always more information that leads me to believe that we will end up where we desire. And if we really want to reach the highest level and we live in a way to be worthy of it, regardless of personal circumstance, such as not being married, or being married to someone who isn't living worthily, God will present us with the opportunity to make that choice. It gets tricky trying to predict every conceivable circumstance and try and fit it into the doctrine, but let's be honest, a line or a phrase is not all encompassing. It says one thing, and while it may be true, that doesn't mean Good hasn't accounted for the outliers. \n\nOverall Mormon concepts of the afterlife are incredibly merciful, so who's to say there aren't more rules and addendums we just don't know about? And while we do have lines in the Doctrine and Covenants, the Book of Mormon, and other writings that describing the afterlife, we actually don't have a lot of details about everything. So basing everything, faith, theology, and your life on one passage is exactly where people end up going wrong. You have whole religions that are based on one verse in the Bible. They disagreed on the interpretation and broke away from other groups. Today we have so many Christian denominations because someone interpreted the scriptures differently than someone else. And you have people who chose not to believe in any faith because of just one scripture, one line, or passage.\n\nAs far as eternal anything being boring I guess things might be different if you live on a higher plane of existence, i.e. outside the constraints of time and space, and you can understand physics, science and everything perfectly. Obviously it's not as simple as \"become a god\", and there would be a period of leaning. Mormons also have a scripture that any education we get in this life will be \"so much the advantage in the next\". So education is very important to Mormons. Many Mormon's also believe that eventually science and religion will come in perfect harmony when we learn everything about the universe.\n\nAn additional point on eternity, and being in that state, which admittedly is still hard to even comprehend, Mormons also believe that we are already eternal beings. We have always existed, and will continue to exist. Before we came to Earth and got bodies we first existed as \"intelligences\". Then God created spirit bodies for us, and then physical bodies. As part of coming to Earth we have forgotten our previous existence so we could be tested on Earth \"to see if we would do all things God commands\". In the beginning all spirits who chose to follow God kept their \"first estate\" and came to Earth, so if you came to Earth at all you already chose God once. Those who didn't choose God became Satan and the spirits who follow him. So there aren't a separate race of angels and demons, only spirits who follow God or those who follow Satan. \n\nSo Earth is a \"second estate\" and if we again choose to live the life God asks of us then we move on to the next estate. Each time we grow, we learn, and we progress.\n\nWith that understanding it makes more sense that we would live forever after we die if we are already eternal beings. The whole Ex Nihilo thing makes less sense. I mean if God created everything from nothing, then wouldn't he also be able to destroy everything as send it back into nothingness? If we have a beginning then we are finite beings and it makes less sense that we would endure forever. At least the way I think about it anyway.\n\nWhich is also why I joke that [this video, which talks about the universe being eternal](https://youtu.be/q3MWRvLndzs), is just suggesting what Mormons believed all along anyway. \n\nAlso if time is cyclical rather than linear then eternity begins to make a little more sense. Such as we progress from year to year, but each year is a repeating cycle of spring, summer, fall, winter, so too might eternity also have repeating cycles. The Book of Mormon has several references to \"the course of the Lord is one eternal round\", which seem to suggest that the way God views time is in a cyclical fashion, and each cycle brings new beginnings. And really it [wasn't until the Enlightenment that humans adopted a linear view of time](http://www.patheos.com/blogs/unreasonablefaith/2009/03/cyclical-time-and-the-historical-jesus/) anyway. Perhaps we will have to return to a cyclical view of time when it comes to things like the concept of eternity.\n\nTL;DR: First, according to Mormon doctrine yes you must be married, but not necessarily in polygamy, that's separate from exaltation (highest degree). But there's still a lot we don't know, and shouldn't jump to conclusions.\n\nSecond, eternity is a matter of reference. Once you understand how Mormons view eternity, and our place in it, it becomes easier to understand how one might live in an eternal existence.",
"How much of this is real and how much of it is photoshopped? Because I spy Joseph Smith in the bottom right.",
"[It's beautiful](http://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/this-is-beautiful.gif).",
"Correct. Without having any kind of checks on people in power, those positions will attract corruption. It is the responsibility of the citizenry to hold those in such positions accountable.",
"Modern day Robin Hood",
"No.",
"This looks like a still image from trailer park boys.",
"No, I didn't miss the point at all.\n\nNotice how you're saying one specifically false thing, and then using a completely unrelated thing to justify being wrong about the first?\n\nI clearly explained you were wrong about the first, and while the second unrelated example might have some truth to it, why it has no bearing on your first point and is irrelevant to it and your now overarching point that you're trying to move the goalposts to.\n\nYou're out of your element, just admit you were bullshitting something you don't actually understand and walk away. ",
"That because any product sold from Wal-Mart comes from space technology. It's all manufactured by a superior alien race to plump and preserve humans for food for 2023.",
"Pretty much.\n",
"Me too.",
"Lonzo Ball ate Little Ceasars one time",
"Wow! Gold! Gold! Gold! Gold! \n\nCongrats all you lucky Gold Dogs!",
"Put woodpulp on my pussy and call me Reginald ",
"I like how they say the ingredients are FDA approved like that means something outside of America. ",
"[sprinkle... sprinkle...] Ok, Reggie.",
"I want gold too. :(",
"Followup study: How Much Semen Can I Put In The Starbucks' Cream Container Before People Notice It?\n\nDATA:",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7re65r/now_were_asking_the_real_questions/dswl41v/\n\nBasically I think they were for getting that far",
"I think this man works for Taco Bell now. And I still eat it",
"Ooh. I don't know much about the founding of Mormonism, do you have a good unbiased source?",
"I’ll never get gold",
"U mad brew?",
"If you're wondering what that guy is up to these days, he's suing another comedian he worked for making fun of him on the internet.\n\nFor 20 *million* dollars. [I'm not kidding.](https://youtu.be/KFmDo_sB63U)\n\nHere's a more straightforward run-down that doesn't include a lawyer going through the actual lawsuit: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wYBC7d-3NyY ",
"me neither",
"Some of the comments in this comment chain deserve gold",
"Jeez anything other than an encyclopedia will be biased. \n\nI would look up the Wikipedia article on the death of Joseph Smith, and then the Utah War.\n\nAdditional reading, the Kirtland Safety Society and Reed Smoot Congressional Hearings.\n\nMajor similarities:\n\n- Joseph Smith's religion was prophet-centric\n\n- literally the kingdom of God on the Earth\n\n- Smith was both mayor of a city and leader of the church, and used his political power to destroy a printing press that was exposing his secret polygamy to the world\n\n- arrested for this, murdered in jail\n\n- Brigham Young took over without a clear succession lone\n\n- doubled down on polygamy\n\n- moved the church to Utah\n\n- chased out Federally appointed judges\n\n- murdered some gold prospecting families\n\n- standoff with the federal government and military\n\n- Congress and the Supreme Court disincorporated and dissolved the church in 1887\n\n- a non-polygamist spinoff church started up in 1923 in Utah and continues to today\n\n- Mormons shifted from being anti-American to RAH-RAH-RAH-USA-USA-USA American\n\nYou could ask questions on /r/exmormon, and you will get truthful answers, but the responses will come with emotional baggage.",
"Meanwhile I still don't know what getting gold means",
"save the phallus! ",
"I'm so sorry that one of the replies to your posts got more karma than you. Your post was both obscurely educated and humorous. Condolences for the karma and potential gold someone took from you by posting, in essence, \"i eat Kellogg's and still masturbate\"",
"I learned about it in the Omnivores Dilemma. Thanks for the movie titles.",
"Surely you must get tired of incorporating \"fiddy\" in every comment you post for Internet points",
"No",
"ok :)",
"Nope. You can resume your normal day at Walmart or whatever your career is.",
"Longest guild train I ever saw",
"Gay",
"Source: Reddit.com",
"About 1/365th of a door's worth of sawdust",
"Let them eat cake!",
"That was photoshopped as well",
"Then what was the real original ",
"Can you ask him what the actual project was?",
"I love this!!! This kid knows what’s up!! ",
"I have no idea, but people who posted that one are saying it was photoshopped as well",
"You think that sucks! I got my dick stuck gold.",
"I'm left disappointed. ",
"Yup yup yup ",
"What do I have to do to get on this hype train? ",
"I came here for the gold. ",
"I want to see this kids data. Really i do. ",
"Why ",
"That's why I hate reddit",
"Don't blame me, I voted for Kodos. ",
"are you sure about that?",
"Nobody likes a wanker.",
"neat!",
"Walk away? Lol what is this a duel to the death? You argue in circles and refuse acknowledge anything outside of your own knowledge and cherry pick points so no I’m not admit anything except that you don’t understand me. Buh bye. ;)",
"This comment train made me think that \"gilded\" was actually a word untill I realised millions were just autocorrected from \"gold\" to \"gilded",
"He's so brave",
"That entire thing is a mess. \n\n>Ice cream melts based on the ingredients including cream. Ice cream with more cream will generally melt at a slower rate, which is the case with our Great Value ice cream sandwiches.\n\n>>(Think of it this way: you can leave butter out for many days at room temperature, but it won’t melt into a puddle of liquid because it’s a dairy product containing a good deal of cream.)\n\nFucking Wal-Mart rep spouting bullshit, who clearly doesn't understand anything about the structure or chemistry of food. \n\nCream isn't some magical non-newtonian fluid that is both a solid and a liquid at the same time. You can't say \"This thing is a solid at room temperature because there's a lot of this thing that's liquid at room temperature in it.\" and expect not to raise a few eyebrows. \n\nAlso; Butter might be a solid at *room* temperature, but you can't point to butter as the reason your icecream bar hasn't really changed consistency in half an hour at a temperature that would have melted an entire pound of butter.\n\nOn the other hand, you also can't buy the icecream bar equivalent of 'Whipped Topping' and then feign outrage that the thing that costs 50% less than the closest comparable product is mostly air and stabilizers. ",
"Grating at home is the best... tastes soooo much better. Guess now I know why. ",
"It's much more simple than you attempt to make it seem. \n\nYou talked out of your ass. You couldn't handle being corrected. And now you're freaking out and providing other bullshit to cover that up.\n\nSo yes, you need to walk away because your fragile ego is making you seem insane. ",
"Don't even ask how they make Real People Cheese™.",
"Guilded is a word actually! Dictionary.com says it means \"covered or highlighted with gold or something of a golden color\" :)",
"1 guld pls. ",
"Glad to help. Haha.",
"Stop with the psychoanalysis Freud. You know nothing about me and it’s embarrassing for you to pretend.",
"But yet you feel free to assume for others, well done. ",
"Haha, that's not sawdust, it's cellulose.",
"I forgot the /s apperently ",
"That's odd.. I wonder if it depends on the type of phone you're using.. Or if the app is up to date? ",
"My phone is iPhone6 and the app is up to date. I’m thinking I’ve just missed it?",
"!RedditSilver",
"Do a post on r/dataisbeautiful",
"Give me fucking gold",
"Nah couldn't find it sorry",
"Somebody help me collect all these bells so I can finally pay off my loan!",
". . . \n\nFuck",
" I'm on an android phone..an LG V20.. Not sure if that's a reason why I can see them on the official app and you can't; I don't see the green cakes beside people's user names on RIF, but I can on the official app. I see them when I'm on the computer though; can you? ",
"No, there is a shit ton of melted butter in the recipe, you mix it with the melted marshmellow",
"Something,something, science day?\n\nHelp me here huh, gotta be an east coast thing, all the kids had that cardboard,folded specifically in 3s for the project, and they were displayed in the hallways on tables........love this lol haha, amiright?? Anyone with me? Anyone's kids also do this project??? ",
"Hey it's all good! Now you know!:D",
"Yeah thanks for telling me ",
"Science projects should tackle \"natural causes\" of death, and how we can get coroners to be more specific than \"natural causes\".",
"Is it too late to join in for some gold?!",
"I have never signed on to Reddit on the computer!",
"Lol, how much you miss! Although I do understand how much more convenient it is to Reddit on a phone.... Ah well.. you're not missing too much if you're already satisfied with phone Redditing; it's no biggie if you don't see little cakes and microphones beside people's usernames:) I googled an image of a Reddit cake day cake for you, so you can see what everyone's on about:) (I hope the link works!)\n\nhttps://www.google.ca/url?sa=i&rct=j&q=&esrc=s&source=images&cd=&cad=rja&uact=8&ved=0ahUKEwjyusr5mOjYAhVxhq0KHZWcC8cQjRwIBw&url=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Fbeta%2Fcomments%2F7kcn6b%2Ffeedback_please_use_cake_day_instead_of_reddit%2F&psig=AOvVaw1huybXN01btslfN6Ki4x6x&ust=1516594499517014",
"Hey just in case you missed the edit, the racist one is *also* photoshopped. I have met MANY Mormons, and not one of them is racist",
"Hey just in case you missed the edit, the racist one is *also* photoshopped",
"Hey just in case you missed the edit, the racist one is *also* photoshopped",
"Hey just in case you missed the edit, the racist one is *also* photoshopped",
"lol this is awesome",
"Don't worry I was already aware. Thank you for checking though, it's important people don't get the wrong idea.",
"Awww thanks :) I can see the microphone and I see a cake slice next to my Reddit age on my account but haven’t seen one next to anyone else’s name :)",
"Your post turned out to be Reddit goldmine!",
"Like, an image of a panda on another panda eating spaghetti while another panda sits and watches in a zoo enclosure can only get so many upvotes but then a comment about how the grass in the enclosure only appears to be moving in one direction suddenly gets guilded. Reddit you never fail to leave me amazed...",
"You're not looking hard enough.\n\n Just kidding 😁 Happy Redditing :)) and here's a preemptive \"happy cake day\" for whenever yours is:) 🎂 ",
"Yeah, in all honesty, I think all organized religions are cultic. ",
"Haha i can tell the future.",
"To he'll with gold....gimme some bitcoin.",
"Jake Gilenhal?",
"People ask me why I like science so much. This. This is why. I knew one day this question would be answered. That kid is the genius the 21st century has been waiting for",
"gold",
"Maybe this will be that one time in a futile attempt to get the G-train going and finally get that sweet tasty gold. ... Or not.",
"Answer: Plenty! Sawdust makes everything delicious!",
"Change sawdust to semen and I think we've got a winner here folks.",
"If Jim & Dwight had a baby: ",
"Not you or me apparently. ",
"Keep talking like that, and you're gonna end up with Reddit gold.",
"How much? Lol",
"What happened here",
"What’s with the picture of Joseph Smith? Another example of misinformation? 😂😂😂",
"I am like 99%positive that the picture in the bottom right hand corner is Joseph Smith ",
"I really don't get how one aquires gold in this strange and nonsensical economy. ",
"Still fishing for gold.",
"Is that a picture of Joseph Smith in the corner?",
"Is this the thread with the most number of Golds?\n\nSomeone's mighty rich!",
"Dammit, I was going to comment exactly this! I guess we both channeled our inner Oprah. Oh well, a day late, a gold short."
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[
"Cockaone, cockatoo, cockathree...",
"Keep going there's 7 ",
"Australia wins the bird-at-window contest.",
"Careful, he nearly 8 cock.",
"Yea mate ",
"I don't know why when I see lewd posts...i always immediately look at username...usually a pretty consistent correlation. ",
"Whenever I buy a house, Im going to have a Cockatoo, just so I can teach it to swear at everyone that walks in."
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2nd floor friends in Australia
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[
"Can't we talk about his hand instead? ",
"\"fucking scuuum, you make me sick\"",
"*\"Ehh...I could shoot both of these scumbags now, save the taxpayers the cost of jail and a trial...I might get a medal...\"*",
"I imagine he wishes he could do a lot more than just glare at him. My dad was a cop in the 1970s, and according to him, creeps like that would be treated a bit rougher than most other criminals. It's died down now because of increased monitoring of the police, but I can imagine quite a few still would do it.",
"The face and the hand placement certainly suggest disgust and anger. He probably is thinking violent thoughts of some type",
"No offense, but that seems like an obvious thing. Who the fuck wouldn't be thinking of violence towards scumbags like them?",
"I'd donate ",
"Now they resist arrest. ",
"They got cameras now. ",
"Thought he had too many fingers. Had to zoom in to count just to check",
"You can practically see the Italian grandparents who helped raised him. \"Please, Nonna, no more, I'm stuffed....\"",
"He looks impressed that after having that many kids her guts don't fall out when she stands up.",
"\"If you were black, you wouldn't have made it to this table.\"",
"5 fingers... but no thumb.",
"\"Please try and escape. Try it. You know you want to. Go ahead. I double dare you.\"",
"\"Goddammit I have to take a shit\"",
"I'll even close my eyes and count to ten for ya.",
"/u/PvtRyan710, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/PvtRyan710&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7re8dx/can_we_talk_about_the_face_of_this_officer/?context=10\\))",
"I completely disagree. Was not asking for any information or feedback. It’s a caption, and taking the post down is unfair. I felt it was a creative caption, that provoked thought. I in no way actually ask for feedback or information. Very unfair to take this down and I am extremely disappointed in the moderators. "
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Can we talk about the face of this officer looking at the Perris parents who held their 13 kids captive...
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[
"minimal bird art is now a thing!",
"Fuck it, have an upvote ",
"Why is your window so dirty?",
"It has a lot of dirt on it",
"Ah. Makes sense.",
"You have a very smudgy window",
"It looks like your window is left handed",
"Why yes in fact it is",
"Do you live in New Zealand?",
"My God, that's a beautiful view. ",
"Reenactment? It's difficult to tell.",
"Yeah I accidentally smudged it when I ~~drew~~ installed it",
"Why dont you feed him?",
"I do he eats um paper",
"Fine craftsmanship.\n\nInteresting bird visitor though, what breed is it?",
"Bird",
"Check out the detective over here. ",
"lucky you!",
"That's a nice view! Where do these people work at?? ",
"I work at fakecompanyinc.",
"Quite the sherlock homes. ",
"Uhh they’re invisible",
"Do you do much businessing there? ",
"Yes a lot of businessing, most of the day every day",
"Clearly a Photoshop job...",
"Is this photoshop?",
"No I didn’t buy this photo at a shop",
"It seems this meta is drawing a lot of attention ",
"Your boss called, quit looking at birds and get back to work.",
"Alright I’ll continue businessing right away",
"You must work/live on the 10th floor",
"The 10th floor is the only place I’ve ever seen except for through this window and pictures",
"Photoshoped. The light reflecting from the background is all wrong. Lol so obvious a fake. Your all plebs.",
"Seems legit",
"I've seen a lot of birds in my time but that is most definitely a brid.",
"I love this! Thank you. ",
"Frank called from Accounting, he says we're spending far too much money on business things.",
"No. Old Zealand",
"Okay I’ll go talk to Frank so that we can discuss this extreme amount of businessing",
"Sherflock",
"so majestic.",
"Those are rare.",
"to the frontpage!",
"Checks out, I see this bird every day as well. ",
"Ooh a rare Bic bird?",
"Uhh yeah",
"That's it, boys. She's officially dead.\n\nTime to go back to pictures of obscene things projected on Trump's hotels and pictures from the immigration office lobby. ",
"Came to upvote, could not because it was at 420. ",
"I feel like we lost a level of meta here, but I still like it",
"r/coaxedintoasnafu",
"SCRAW",
"Ok, this is the last one I upvote",
"This deserves some good ol' reddit silver. Not from me of course. I can't afford something as extravagant as that. ",
"(Dwight Schrute voice) \"Impossible, that bird has no wings\"",
"SAME"
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Uhh... this bird comes by my window every day.
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[
"I know! $1.5 minion dollars!!",
"Of awesomeness ",
"I know it should of had the purple ones with the messed up hair",
"You're just sad you're poor.",
"what does that even have to do with this post?",
"You can't afford it, so you insult it",
"Why bring class warfare into this? I am not mocking his wealth\n\nI just find it funny he slapped minions on a super car. it's just a strange combination.",
"Someone in this thread is super jelly of the minion super car.",
"This car is an abomination.\n\nLambos look like they were designed by an angry virgin teenager. No class, no curves, no finesse.\n\nFerraris though, are beautiful. \n",
"Hello,\n\nYou seem to be working under the extremely idiotic impression that one is impossible to genuinely dislike something they cannot afford.\n\nWhile Aesop's fable \"The Fox and the Grapes\" does reflect examples of cognitive dissonance in the real world, it is false to assume that taste, desire and disgust, cannot operate independently of whether we can afford the item in question or not.\n\nPersonally, i fucking hate Lamborghini. I love Ferrari and Mclaren.\n\nI can afford neither.\n\nI can't even afford a Volkswagen.\n\nAnd i also love Volkswagens.",
"Did you say obamanation"
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This is an abomination.
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