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/r/pics/comments/7rh52w/this_stain_looks_like_the_potus/
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[
"Accurate ",
"I think most stains resemble the POTUS.",
"Is it a shit stain?",
"Lol, no one of the trash bags I was taking out leaked. ",
"Can we at least regard it as a stain on humanity?",
"POTUS *is* a stain",
"I guess I don't see it",
"And it could probably govern better, too.",
"Probably better at governing, though. Elect it. Stain 2020."
] | 9 |
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This stain looks like the POTUS.
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/r/pics/comments/7rh85s/oddly_satisfying_roof_snow/
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[
"Wait, what? How did the snow curve not break?",
"That little cave looks kinda cozy. ",
"Curvy af",
"I know there's a sub called satisfying, is there one called oddly satisfying?",
"Yes",
"It likely slowly crept down over a long period of time. It didn't slide off all at one. ",
"I think so"
] | 7 |
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Oddly satisfying roof snow
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http://i.imgur.com/mCtRHYR.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7rh8yx/swimming_hole/
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[
"Wow amazing 😍",
"Is this in Mexico?",
"Got any more saturation? Sheesh. ",
"Near chichen itza. If this is the one I am thinking of, it used to be a place where they threw their most valuable items into it (jewellery, coins and commonly, children!)",
"Been there myself. On a good day, it does look this colourful. It's a beautiful sight."
] | 5 |
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Swimming hole
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/r/pics/comments/7rh9ct/wolverine_james_bond_deadpool/
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[
"that sounds like the opening line to the greatest joke ever... if only they had just walked into a bar.",
"I wanna know what their talking about. Looks hilarious. ",
"Marry fuck kill? ",
"Hugh , Reynolds myself ! /r/meirl"
] | 4 |
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Wolverine, James Bond & Deadpool
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/r/pics/comments/7rhalf/agent_47_after_visiting_his_grandmother/
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[
"That’s Wilson Fisk!",
"Looks like Kingpin",
"after eating 47 cheeseburgers",
"Agent 47lbs overweight.",
"Can confirm, Slavic grandma",
"My exact thought",
"Agent 47, 48, 49, 50...",
"I wondered why my spider senses were tingling ",
"Multiplied by 3",
"Fisk or 1950s lex Luthor",
"this lad is an absolute unit",
"You meant “after *eating* his gradmother”",
"Did he ate here whole?",
"Nah he's just wearing a disguise.",
"Agent 47: Retirement",
"This post is literally just a picture of some fat bald dude. Get your shit together. ",
"Agent 94",
"No, fuck off buzzkill.",
"I was thinking 'Agent 47's grandmother.' \n\nShe's in pretty good shape.",
"I AM THE ILL INTENT !!!!",
"Agent 47 looks like he ate the other 46 agents",
"Forty-Seven? More like Agent Forty-Ate...everything.",
"ha ha true ",
"More like Agent 470.",
"Thank you, Wesley.",
"Maybe you were just happy to see me",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dragan_Markovi%C4%87",
"r/outsidexbox",
"palma :D",
"I have a blind friend who is looking for him.",
"So.. dude's known as Palm Tree? I don't see that at all..",
"All these comments about the dudes weight. It's like r/roastme without the dude himself posting the picture. ",
"47 is his clothes size",
"Agent 47000 calories",
"This post is severely underrated.",
"You sure he’s not visiting McDonald’s?",
"Agent 94.",
"What? He looks a healthy 6'3\", 239lbs to me.",
"Something got roasted for sure. And it looks like 47 thought it was delicious.",
"He's going to professionally assassinate himself with cholesterol",
"Excellent series, can't wait for the next instalment: https://imgur.com/a/uq64D",
"Fat Varys gets a suit.",
"Agent 47 after spending the weekend in Jagodina.",
"samo sam trazio ovaj komentar",
"Who is this? Dragan Marković Palma?",
"Agent 747",
"> Agent 47~~lbs~~ stone overweight.\n\n",
"He owns a TV station called The Palm Tree."
] | 47 |
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Agent 47 after visiting his grandmother
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/r/pics/comments/7rhdgj/it_seems_there_are_a_lot_of_birds_visiting_people/
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[
"What country is this?",
"Romania. We don't have parrots living in our country. This one must have escaped from somewhere ",
"LET HIM IN HE IS COLD",
"I tried but he won't enter. And he flies away when I try to catch him :(",
"Did he come back? ",
"Unfortunately no :( ",
"I hope he's OK :(",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"turn that frown upside down..."
] | 9 |
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It seems there are a lot of birds visiting people at work these days. This one paid me a visit this morning :)
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/r/pics/comments/7rheo6/the_final_embrace_a_woman_protecting_and/
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[
"Well that's...\n\nDepressing...",
"Wow. Love frozen in time. ",
"This is kinda sad",
"They have been hugging each other for 4,000 years. ",
"This makes me sad",
"Kinda",
"This is absolutely horrifying. ",
"This reminds me of this hauntingly beautiful painting by Egon Schiele, I think it was called Mother and Child or something \nWait lemme find it \n\nEdit: there it is http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_Tyk2yoqzVkE/THY8LqNHhhI/AAAAAAAABXk/95D4Z8hKVWI/s1600/z.jpg\nIt’s actually called Dead Mother ",
"They are totally going to win one of those 1990s radio station contests held outside of a grand opening supermarket",
"sad ",
"This",
"You can almost feel the thoughts she had as she is looking up at the inconceivable",
"Wow this is sad but beautiful.",
"is",
"Waddup yoda",
"[here is a site with a bit more information about the earthquake and archeological find.](https://www.thevintagenews.com/2016/10/31/4000-year-old-skeletons-of-mother-child-embracing/). \n\n It was much more of a mudslide than just a flooding event, which can be absolutely horrific.",
"Just looking at this you can't help but think of the thoughts, feelings and emotions they had in those final moments... the moment she realized that she couldn't do anything to save the child... this gives me the same feelings as when I saw the victims in Pompeii. ",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UoMvhEBj2GU",
"It looks like she was trying to breath as she drowned in mud ",
"How do we know she hadn’t just killed the child in a fit of rage and was calling to Cthulhu to be brought into his dark realm?",
"This made me actually cry, it's so sad. The way she's looking up, either with hope or despair....",
"I snorted at this. You are horrible. So am I.",
"No even gonna claim allergies here. Just straight up tears in my eyes.\n\nDoesn't help my toddler is sleeping in my lap as I look at this.",
"?",
"?",
"Plot twist. Cannibal caught eating brains.",
"Don't let it be. Be a neutral observer & you will be happier. You can understand the tragedy without being part of it. ",
"Apparently Mao Zedong flooded lots of \"his\" people with callous disregard for them. I can't remember the event. ",
"Going to cry myself to sleep now.",
"I couldn't imagine the feeling of despair. ",
"Is that when this was dated to? Do you have the source?",
"Building of the Three Gorges Dam.",
"http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/peoplesdaily/article-3192196/Enduring-love-4-000-year-old-skeletons-mother-child-locked-dying-embrace-Pompeii-East.html",
"Lmao. Haters gunna hate. ",
"Her hands actually look proportional.",
"As has been said before to critique that communist approach: contrary to what those dictators thought about the need of \"breaking some eggs to make an omelette\", people are not eggs and society is not an omelette. ",
"I only know about it because I read World War Z.",
"It's rather disingenuous to bring that up as if it's anything similar to the flooding behind this picture. \n\nChina flooded a lot of peoples land after resettling them(admittedly that had its own kind of problems as you can imagine). It was not some quick flood like in a catastrophe, just slowly rising water until the land they used to work and live on was at the bottom of a lot of water.\n\nIt was on a massive scale, but the general principle was no different than when a street full of people get forced out of their homes by eminent domain to expand a freeway. There is plenty to shit on Mao for, but other than the scale, this project was little different to how eminent domain is used in the US. ",
"Seriously?! a down vote?... does anyone here like her hands to be any smaller?",
"ah yes, exactly what I was looking for, a way to be happier about this tragic fucked up harrowing death.",
"Did they survive?",
"That head looks a little large......",
"Well seems like she did a good job of protecting. ",
"This may be insensitive but does anyone know how they died? Would it have been a slow or fast death? ",
"Yeah I really want to know this too",
"So did they survive?\n\nEdit: (woosh)",
"This is the important question!",
"The victims of Pompeii were at least dead from gas before being buried.",
"Indeed! Empathy is vastly overrated. It biases us to what happens to be plopped in front of us at the expense of the big picture. The key is to be compassionate, but not to mirror someone's else's misery. ",
"Looks like they were all in yoga class when this disaster hit.",
"Wtf are you even talking about lol. Worst troll.",
"\"Protecting.\"",
"Now do yourself enormous favor and listen to the album “Music for Egon Schiele” by the band Rachel’s",
"Kind of reminds me of the Doom movie. ",
"Will do!",
"Looks like the kiddo was breastfeeding.",
"I'm gonna go out on a limb here and say that probably wasn't her position as she died. This happened a long time ago, and her skeleton has possibly shifted over time. I imagine her vertebrae were the first to succumb to the pressure and other forces. She was probably well dead before her head starting to \"look up\" like that. ",
"Tried to keep her chin above water",
"Looks like the Crimson Chin tried to save Timmy Turner",
"My guess is that she was trying to keep her nose above water, which makes the tableau all the more terrifying.",
"Ancient blow job ",
"Yes. 1 830 F hot gases. It's unlikely to be any more pleasant than being buried in mud. \n",
"look at it this way, they’d both be dead right now no matter what.",
"Mhmm.",
"Idk man, I'd rather go by old age rather then a river going \"Nah, I'm done now\"",
"There are cases where the tops of the skulls burst open when the brain boiled and the steam pressure exploded outwards. That's horrifying.",
"This is the definition of hauntingly beautiful ",
"Would they of been killed instantly? ",
"I wonder if that word meant what she thought it meant. ",
"But does she also attac",
"Seriously and that jaw is pure power",
"No this is probably her gasping for air as the water level rose.",
"When did this happen?",
"I did not need to see that today",
"I was thinking the same thing at first but wouldn’t you stand up and lift your child up if it was coming in slow enough to leave you gasping for air? ",
"When did this happen.",
"Maybe the pressure of the mud just squashed them back down. ",
"You're right, I can: 你能翻譯我嗎",
"Shhhh, we're imagining dramatic scenes here.",
"this... reminds me of the DOOM movie",
"Caring about downvotes is super lame",
"It kinda has an aesthetic to it. ",
"That's what I was thinking too, but someone posted an article that called it more of a mudslide than a flood, so it was probably quick and more like suffocation than frowning in water.",
"10/10 why was this downvoted lol",
"The child's tiny arm bones are getting to me.",
"Too soon man lol ",
"Things like this are very haunting to me. What were these people’s story? What were their lives like? What did they dream of? How awful their final moment might have been. Their story, like most of ours, will someday be lost to history. ",
"What!? It doesn’t just pass out through your ears!?\n\nLoonie Tunes has ruined me. ",
"From the rock record it looks more like a Lahar than a traditional mudslide. A Lahar is where a pyroclastic flow (extremely hot ash and debris from the eruption that flows down the side of a volcano rather than up in an eruption column) mixes with water. A pyroclastic flow is what hit Pompeii after the eruption in 79AD. \n\nLahars can flow very quickly (20mph is not uncommon) and they can be very deep (200ft deep wall of hot mud coming at you faster than you can run) and travel for hundreds of miles. The best example of lahars I can think of in recent history is Montserrat island in 1997 that lead to the abandonment of the capital.\n\n",
"With both the water and the dirt, it was probably too heavy to fight against. Water is surprisingly heavy. ",
"[Man, woman, and baby killed in AD360 earthquake in Cyprus. ](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_GtA2VbfSsZ8/SZ-cKWGfXLI/AAAAAAAAACw/rlqIFxjPBgg/s1600/20090131_ct_daye_mr_0004.jpg) \n\nThe name of the city was Kourion. ",
" Articus: “Eh, so there is a line to the afterlife?” Uprightixus: “Ya man, I’ve been here for like 8,000 years. I was eaten by a Sabercat.” Articus: “Oh, the top of my skull burst open when my brain boiled as the steam pressure exploded outwards.” Uprightixus: “You know what man, just go ahead and cut in front of me, you can go first.”",
"To me, it looks more like she arched her head up as she spent her final moments screaming in agony. Such a horrifying scene. ",
"This makes me sad beyond words.",
"just like the people in the photos, seems my post will be flooded out of existence too :(",
"On the bright side, we get to learn from this disaster...... cool new yoga moves :)",
"Looks like she gettin sum succ succ 💦",
"Not as awesome as the skeleton jacking off.",
"Just goes to show how selfish people can be. Though I'm not sure how this act caused the nearby river to overflow.",
"Good info thank you!",
"But that kid would have a couple hundred offspring by now. ",
"Run, bitch! WTF???",
"Troll comment aside, valuing life is much easier before massive overpopulation hits. ",
"Beautifully depressing.",
"And they taught us that we had guardian angels when I was a kid. So very sad.",
"It's been 4,000 years ",
"Fuuuuck that, that’s terrifying ",
"If a kid wasn’t involved i would have chuckled. \n\nParent here.",
"Pansies have taken over Reddit.\n\nJokes now need to be PC ",
"Damn even worse",
"Not to mention failed totalitarian pogroms that create scarcities of basic human needs. \n\nMy comment still stands! Yessss",
"Wouldn't the force of the Lahar coming through mess up this scene though? ",
"Super Depressing",
"Why didn’t he/she just stand up and climb out? By my math there’s only a foot of soil above them....",
"How do we know this wasnt assembled like this post finding the skeletons?\n\nDont get me wrong, I think its beautiful in a sad way. But I just imagine that when you are embracing someone and a mudslide covers you up, you tend to lose position, get separated ,move around, etc.\n\nEdit: so an actual reply to my comment explaining why this is how they were found would be appreciated, instead of hivemind downvoting.",
"Mmmm, protecting is a strong word.",
"Tragedy, fossilized. Sad to even contemplate the reality of the actual moment. ",
"up vote cuz fuck god.",
"Yeah, that's what got to me. Life is fragile. ",
"I was just gonna suggest this too! I love it. ",
"Perfectly said.\n🎀",
"OMG gross!\nReally?\nBoiling, pimple - busting brain juice.\nIck!\n🎀",
"Guess she didn't do a very good job protecting the kid.",
"I try to smile in water myself :)",
"I try to smile in water myself :)",
"But the pot didn’t break",
"das sad :c",
"Idk, I'm about as liberal as they come and I chuckled, I don't think it's necessarily political.",
"That's fucked",
"I find stuff like this beautiful in a way. Death is a part of life, and while the loss of life is sad, things like this are in a weird way calming to me. I dont know how to explain it very well but It's like completing a circle.\n\nA lot of people hate seeing death and censor it, but I don't mind it. ",
"?",
"Not about being PC. old rehashed jokes aren’t funny. Give me something original to laugh about.",
"The poor things. What a horrible fate.",
"It was a joke. Here - /s",
"The picture won't load for me. Did they survive???",
"My 2 year old is sitting on my belly as I was looking at this and it made me very sad. ",
"This is both heart warming and heart wrenching. I don’t know how to feel. ",
"Didn't people just die in their 40s back then anyways? ",
"The average was skewed by infant deaths and you could be taken out by a deadly disease at any point. If you avoided those things you had a much longer life expectanty than 40.",
"comedyhumorjoke",
"cry me a river",
"Nah, he’s gettin head. One last nuttt.",
"damn you, that was dark and funny.",
"Nothing like a little protection and comfort while you're simultaneously drowned and crushed in a mudslide",
"Who knew a hug could make a river overflow?",
"Do you have a source on that?",
"Somewhat true, somewhat false. Infant mortality would skew the average age downwards but people don't live long when they don't have decent hygiene practice, medical aid, or social services. Most injuries today can be cleaned and fixed within a few hours but they would go the rest of their lives with the injury. Infections were much more common as was the likelihood of being involved in military actions. Many people at the time did live to their seventies and eighties, but death before fifty would be more likely for the average person throughout almost all of recorded history.\n\nIt is also worth noting that different cultures had different results. For example joining the Roman military when they required auxiliary military to serve for twenty-five years would have a higher chance of surviving military action than being opposed to them. They also liked to bathe which is good for health.",
"Damn, I can see it now.",
"That's just heartbreaking.",
"Looks like the mom is throwing up a gang sign",
"So a picture of a bird with a carcass yesterday gets a NSFW, but a dead mother embracing her child doesn't get the NSFL it deserves. I need protected from shit like this! Skeletons were humans too.",
"You just reiterated what I said in a better way so thank you for that but my statement was mostly true. Quit being a dick Scott.",
"fuck sake man",
"Just stay away from volcanoes that are erupting and you'll be fine. :-)",
"She was covering the child from falling debris... doesn't that count as **protecting?**",
"Maybe because she has broken her neck?... When the mud fell it's possible that they immediately died... Can you even imagine how heavy that is? and it's possible that rocks and stones were also included in the mixture. ",
"My, God, how heartbreaking. ",
"I'm spiritual but not religious, I just believe that we experience things both bad and good to grow spiritually. \n\n\nBy the way there's a passage in the bible that says that exactly.\n\n- Do not be afraid of those who kill the body but cannot kill the soul. Rather, be afraid of the One who can destroy both soul and body in hell. **- Matthew 10:28**\n",
"The earthquake caused the river to overflow. ",
"Absolutely heart wrenching.",
"So as long as you didn't get killed by the multitude of things that normally killed people before they died of old age you would live to old age? NEAT. \n\nBut seriously, the maximum human life span hasn't really increased much over time. It's just the average that has. \n",
"I've seen that before... you can see the mother hugging her child as thight as possible.",
"I never said it was a flood though, I said the river overflowed which caused them to be buried in dirt and debris... the water caused the mudslide.",
"4,000 years ago. ",
"4,000 years ago.\n\n",
"Over the course of 4,000 years the elements were moving them, you can see the jaw has detached from the skull. ",
"r/creepy",
"It looks like it was so horrible on the mother that she couldn't look at her child.\n",
"It feels a little more to me like the mother's head was pushed back by the pressure of the water/dirt/mudslide and then preserved in that state.",
"Maybe... if she was already buried up to the neck, holding her baby under the mud/earth and the slide was pushed her head back or she was continuing to breathe while her child was already suffocating. \nThe force would push her whole self over otherwise. \nI am picturing, with great sadness, an embrace, head to head consolation, and a terrible scream of impending fear right as the earth moved around them or an inability to look at her child as their lives were abruptly ended.",
"She doesn’t look Chinese ",
"You do the best you can... sometimes that’s all you can do",
"LOL, how can you tell?",
"Fuck you, no one caters to you.",
"Is there's something very similar dating to the eruption of Vesuvius?",
"I'd love to know these people's stories...",
"/r/Naturewasmetal ",
"Stand up? ",
"Well I wouldn't say protecting..",
"For something so tragic it totally gives me mixed vibes. Beautiful and terrifying.",
"Lot of people talking about love and such, but for me this is just pure liquid depression",
"https://youtu.be/6FQsIfE7sZM\nThat's a real fixer upper video",
"Upvote for the great name",
"I can't be the only one who saw a guy getting a blowjob... Please... I'm sorry.",
"Well this just ruined my day...",
"If it happened that slowly don't you think she would do more than sit there and hold her child under water? \n\nI don't see how it couldn't have been sudden, like an avalanche, just cementing them in place. Maybe she was looking upwards praying, maybe the floe moved her head; who knows. ",
"I've certainly upvoted plenty of jokes that were not PC. \n\nJust not this one. (Didn't really find it funny.) ",
"That's just crazy how they're all cuddled up like anybody would be alive today. ",
">somewhat true, somewhat false\n>proceeds to explain why what you said is true\n\nWhat an absolute gobshite.",
"Oh I just meant the comment I was replying to! I don't think she was trying to keep her nose above the water because it was mud is all I'm saying.. ",
"She was protecting the child and that was the best she can do but it wasn't enough to save them. ",
"ok",
"Her jaw has detached over time... the childs jaw on the other hand is still in place. ",
"I don't think it changes the story... it's still sad. ",
"Haha thanks",
"This makes me so incredibly sad now that I have kids",
"No shoes. They ded",
"She was covering but considering they both died, protection was not achieved.",
"That explains it, good eyes. Cool post. ",
"Crazy to think this site was more ancient to the people of Pompeii than Pompeii is to us now.",
"God knows she tried. ",
"That was my thought exactly.",
"Wait dude I didn't mention you or reply to you.. what made you think this was directed at you in any way ",
"I'm the OP... people have been mentioning flood all over the comments... so I'm just clarifying myself. ",
"omg ",
"Jeez, sounds terrible. ",
"That lady has a beautiful curve."
] | 212 |
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The final embrace... a woman protecting and comforting a child during an earthquake which caused the nearby river to overflow and bury the village in dirt and debris, Lajia Ruins Museum, China.
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/r/pics/comments/7rhfio/greenpeace_at_berlin_funkturm/
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[
"Far too much self-advertising goes on with Greenpeace. It always looks like they're trying to get themselves attention rather than whatever cause they're protesting.",
"Wait, is Merkel grounded? ",
"today green week opened\n\nhttps://www.gruenewoche.de/en/"
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Greenpeace at Berlin Funkturm
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/r/pics/comments/7rhhw2/inspirational_quote_from_the_auto_shop_across/
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[
"Guess I'll just die then.",
"Truuu",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people.",
"That's completely irrelevant to my post. But since you mentioned it, how are they scamming people?"
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Inspirational quote from the auto shop across from my sister's gym
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/r/pics/comments/7rhijz/when_a_legend_a_happened_in_real_life/
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[
"Recent photo of Mayon volcano eruption and above is the legend of thesame volcano drawn years before.",
"baby got some forearms ",
"What kinda black magic is this?!?! ",
"It's brown magic, actually.",
"She's [not so] (https://i.redd.it/eadzlgzsrya01.jpg) innocent by the way. ",
"Anyone else seeing dat ass?",
"what's the legend?",
"Those are clearly his.",
"Some chick named Zelda needs help...",
"Way to fuck the title up",
"Are those Popocatépetl and Iztaccíhuatl? I remember a comic about their story, read it ages ago.",
"An aztec warrior, Popocatépetl, was promised her beloved princess Iztaccíhuatl in marriage if he wins a battle he wasn't expecting to win. The princess is told he died in battle, and she promptly dies of grief. Then he returns, takes her body and the gods transforms them into mountains.\n\nThe Iztaccíhuatl mountain looks like a sleeping woman, while Popocatépetl is a volcano, raging over the loss of his beloved.",
"> Popocatépetl and Iztaccíhuatl\n\nhttps://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/mYrWD-TI1G9m96aoE9VdiDw.jpg"
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When a legend a happened in real life.
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/r/pics/comments/7rhivf/i_took_a_photo_at_the_beach_today/
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[
"Ok. I'll ask. WTH?",
"It’s a bluebottle jellyfish, or Portuguese man o’ war",
"Looks like a Tide pod. Eat it! "
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I took a photo at the beach today
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/r/pics/comments/7rhl0h/processed_picture_of_an_actual_virus/
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[
"What kind of virus ",
"Source? Method? Credit?",
"Cyrus, the Virus.",
"Actually that's an artist's impression",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bacteriophage\n\nA virus that infects bacteria. Not all bad.",
"And yes those legs are going to bend, and the stem is going to rotate and penetrate, and the contents of the capsule is going to be injected.\n\n/ps guessing about the rotation",
"I find it interesting that the phage T virus has features that we can identify as disconcerting. The things exist at an entirely different scale that we have senses to detect, yet we can find the things creepy.",
"This virus is just bitter about its small arm size, so it infects others with its pestilence so it doesn't feel alone. So tragic.",
"It's a 3d Model.\n\nSource:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xXbyJNRwjlg&feature=youtu.be",
"That’s a bacteriophage - not a mammalian virus ",
"Wow",
"Anyone remember that episode of Jimmy Neutron where they go into Carl? ",
"Well that injector made me jump. And the DNA sliding down the tube looks like Disney taking a coiled shit. "
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Processed picture of an actual virus.
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/r/pics/comments/7rhl7m/jeremy_clarkson_got_pulled_over_while_filming_the/
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[
"Is this show any good compared to top gear?",
"Same formula.",
"The new season really is much better, love it so far.",
"Personally I saw this show before Top Gear. Seeing the first season made me go back and watch as much of the old series as I could. The Grand Tour is definitely missing something Top Gear had, but it's fairly entertaining.",
"The new season is basically TG. ",
" He was pulled over but was left of the hook because of his [Jaaaaaaag Passport](https://imgur.com/1gfreeQ).",
"Is that Rob Spaghetti?",
"As in second season? Will have to give it a look, only seen eps of the first season so far ",
"Yes.",
"So far the second season is much more true to the top gear spirit. I do miss the stig but the boys are really having a good time. \n\nIt's been a while since I laughed so hard but when Jeremy did his farmkana I had to pause and recompose myself. ",
"Same formula (to the point where the are shitting on BBC Top Gear) but ultimately it’s the chemistry with May, Hammond, and Clarkson that makes the show great. Same reason every Top Gear spin-off fails. ",
"I seem to have left my wallet in my Jag.\n\n*Stop resisting!*\n\nGun shots.",
"What it is missing is the Stig. ",
"It’s great highly suggest it",
"Sheriff's deputy, not sheriff. Very, very different. It's akin to the difference of meeting the Queen of England, versus her butler.\n\nconfirmation: https://twitter.com/SheriffMesaColo/status/954073305312477185",
"I think you mean Constable.",
"Deputy. Check link. Most of the US doesn't use constables, and when they do, it's not the same.",
"Meh. First season is absolute crap. Second season is a bit better but still too scripted. It makes you realise old Top Gear was too, but with much funnier writers.\n\nAnd then they have a segment in I think the 4th episode where they pretend to adress this criticism by doing an episode unscripted. Unfortunately it is obviously scripted from the beginning and they are deliberately confusing unscripted with unprepared by the production office. It is weak and makes them look dumb.\n\nDon't get me wrong, I love Top Gear. It's incredibly dear to me and they have an amazing chemistry. But they left part of it behind for the Grand Tour, possibly the part that said \"no\" to jokes that weren't all that funny.",
"Constable. Watch the scene so a joke doesn't go over your head when you're correcting someone about something you didn't watch.",
"Does that mean he's not coming on then?",
"Maybe this was a cover up to remain as the stig?",
"Youtube link? Because Amazon prime video sucks donkey dick for nickels",
"Amazon underground. Took about 90 seconds to pull up to make sure I was remembering correctly.",
"You seem like a fun person.",
"No, it's mom's spaghetti."
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"Use a VPN",
"Does vpn stop carrier issues(verizon, t-mobile, ect) or more of the websites issues?",
"A VPN will help if your carrier throttling those connections, if it's just a network issue or site issue then you'll have to wait it out.",
"/u/Awesomesauc76, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Awesomesauc76&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rhmbz/so_what_do_i_do/?context=10\\))",
"Thanks!"
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So, what do I do?
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"[Bonus picture of him staring down my cat](https://i.imgur.com/21N5QKn.jpg)",
"Aww, he brought you a dead bird. ",
"These are clearly Flowers!",
"Yeah, he left it on my air conditioner. I thought I was gonna have to clean it up, but he came back at 7am the next morning and had a stand-off for it with another hawk. They flew off together and I haven’t seen them since :(",
"rip"
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I'm a little late, but here's my window hawk
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[
"Fuk. I ain’t buying no more Toms. ",
"I wonder how old all these kids are now ",
"Guess the Asian guy forgot his boot polish ",
"He should jump in mud.",
"I like how one boy doesn't partake in the racist shit.",
"because the guy's boner is pressing against his spine",
"Knowing Africa, not a lot older",
"Smh 🤦♀️ ",
"Jokes on them... they probably all died of leprosy or something.",
"Oh yeah!",
"Oh yeah!",
"I'm a white person that just got back from a 3 week vacation to Ghana. Let me tell you, walking down the streets, especially in the rural areas, was one of the most uncomfortable experiences in so many ways. People would shout \"oburoni\" (foreigner) at me and my fiance 50 million times. We were very scary to a lot of the kids/ babies, and even made some cry. Many of the folks were overtly nice and wanted to be our friend, a few others were pretty overtly rude, and there were two occasions where we were approached by someone that said or did some really fucked up shit. This fucked up shit included getting on their knees and bowing, while repeating \"My name is .... Forgive me. I love you. I am like your mother ... I don't want money. I love you, I am like your mother. Please forgive me!\". It was shocking and scary. We really didn't understand why that happened until we read about \"the trope of whiteness\" from \n[this Wikipedia article](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Race_in_Ghana)\n\nInterestingly in Ghana, Chinese folks seem to be mostly disliked because of their large presence in gold/diamond mining, so many asian travelers are often referred to as \"oburoni pete\" meaning vulture foreigner. Apparently it's also difficult for some Ghanaian folks to distinguish between white people and chinese people, which I thought was pretty interesting. ",
"This is just children being innocent, they see a person that looks different and imitate him. If this were done by children in a developed country it would be seen as racism but it wouldn't be. If I were the Asian guy I would think its funny and probably puff my lips out and thrust out my butt to counter their joke. ",
"Maybe you misinterpreted someone's heart-felt expression of hospitality. Maybe they were simply using the wrong words. And I wouldn't lean too heavily on that article. \n\nEdit: As I suspected, it is the result of some class project.\n\nhttps://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Wikipedia:Wiki_Ed/Georgia_State_University/GLOS_3500_Culture_and_Change_in_Africa_(Spring_2017)\n\n",
"buyers remorse",
"Those kids are RACIST!",
"They're making fun of him. They know it's wrong. They just don't care because they think it's funny. Children are dicks, regardless of where they're from.",
"\"let's make fun of the Asian boy with his Asian boyish eyes\"",
"Dude",
"Africans don't die of leprosy. If you are going to be racist, at least do it right.\n\nThey probably died of malaria or AIDS. ",
"Go to China if you want to see universal Racism.\n",
"is it Indians that die of Leprosy? I know I always see those commercials with poor people with the jacked up mitten meat.",
"I wouldn't say innocent, but naive. My brother went to Ghana and they called him Jackie Chan lol. ",
"Nobody dies of leprosy. It's a curable disease that has a negligible mortality rate.",
"Reminds me of my favorite joke that pops up on Reddit once in awhile...\n\n\nWhat do children with cancer and dark humor have in common?\n\nThey never get old.",
"Prob on first line infantry pushing into the next village to raid ",
"How do they know it's wrong? \n\nNoticing differences or even joking about them is completely harmless, racism is wrong because humans have used it as an excuse to do such evil. If you raised three children of different races in a vacuum, they would absolutely notice and joke about those differences.\n\nIt only becomes wrong when we make it wrong.",
"No one likes to have their appearance made fun of. Whether that's having a big nose or being Asian.",
"My mom smacked the shit outta me when I did that once, was 1st or 2nd grade I think. Never did it again. ",
"No white guy in photo so obviously not racist.",
"Asian guy visit a French school",
"I remember doing that in the mirror as a child because I thought my eyes were prettier that way",
"Too soon",
"/r/WatchPeopleDieInside ",
"That's what their parents would say.",
"\"Make fun of me all you want. At least I get to eat.\"",
"It's got to be Lupus then! ",
"Could you imagine the uproar if it were an Asian guy in a photo with white kids doing that? Welcome to the world of double-standards.",
"In my day it was “Chinese, Japanese, dirty knees, help me please”.",
"That's privilege for ya.",
"Poor white people, when will their suffering end?!",
"The roles reverse as a white guy in remote [fill in the Asian country here]. It is an interesting feeling.",
"Its just hypocrisy and people should call it out when they see it. ",
"god i fucking hate reddit sometimes, do they really need to turn this picture into a pity party for how hard their lives as white men have been lmao",
"Meanwhile they complain about SJWs while acting exactly like an SJW lol",
"> help me please”\n\n\"look at these\" (lifts shirt) FTFY. ",
"Racism is defined by hatred.",
"that's the biggest problem I have with them, they complain about sjws getting offended so easily but they immediately go on the defensive and get offended by almost anything ",
"yeahno",
"They're not even offended. They just like to point things out. Ask them the last time they've ever taken to the streets in protest over their treatment and overall racism. They haven't. Because they're not actually upset.",
"You don't have to hate someone because you think your race is superior to theirs.",
"Something something power something Nazi",
"That’s just hilarious. When someone white makes a complaint about racism. The response is stfu you entitle prick. Which is racist in itself.\n\nBut when I was watching BET last night every shows sole focus was about their blackness and how everyone is out to get them. \n\nWhen you use a single aspect to base an identity on you become one dimensional. \n\nWhen is the last time you see any other channel go on endlessly about race? \n\nSeems to me BET the is the most racist channel on cable. ",
"The asian kid then rubbed mud on his face and shut them up real fast",
"You're absolutely correct\n\nRacism - prejudice, discrimination, or antagonism directed against someone of a different race based on the belief that one's own race is superior.\n\nThe kids are just being racially insensitive. I don't think they believe they are superior to him because he is Asian and they are black.",
"Shit I tell them I dont want to send a free pair and I want half off!",
"ikr reddit is a fucking joke ",
"Poor white people, when will their suffering end?! Must be hard work being offended all the time.",
"You're being downvoted (and maybe sarcastic), but you're pretty much right. We judge actions to be in poorer taste when those usually seen as having more privilege (eg, white kids, rich people) are poking fun at those usually seen as having less privilege (eg, black kids, poor people). It's one of the few privileges of the less-privileged to make fun of the more privileged without much repercussion.\n\n(Obviously determining relative privilege is utterly subjective and hugely problematic in many situations -- note me fumbling over myself to say \"those usually seen as having privilege\" above, rather than just \"the privileged\" -- but sometimes it's pretty clear and we can mostly all agree what is appropriate. Ideally we'd live in a world where everyone had equal privilege, whatever that means, and therefore we could judge everyone's actions more objectively and disregard social context, but that's not our reality by any stretch.)",
"Just as hard for you to be a victim apparently.",
"Racists",
"\"We\" \n\nPlease don't assume the sane part of society shares this bullshit viewpoint. ",
"I thought it was a joke but looking at your downvotes it's clear that they are being serious.\n\nThey are literally comparing African children from clearly underdeveloped villages to white kids in Europe or America and crying racism.\n\nTruly amazing how fragile some people can be. ",
"Your entire worldview is a whine. \"Boo whoo\" life isn't fair! Poor little babies when will you take responsibility for your own life? ",
"I feel like you didn’t pick up on the sarcasm",
"Yeah because they’re too afraid to, but Jesus Christ they will blow up your Facebook feed with their whiny sentiments. Deep down they are very very triggered. Neckbeards aren’t known for their public appearances, they’re known for their deep seated resentment of people who make them feel inferior. Sorry you feel inferior. Maybe do something about it instead of just whine.",
"Can confirm, I taught math through a NGO in Ghana for 6 months and am half Korean (you can definitely tell I am part Asian). I got oburoni a lot and oburoni pete sometimes, especially when walking in markets or other open places. No \"Chinaman\"; the worst insult to me. However, while in Kenya and Tanzania, I routinely got called \"China\" by the village I was living in for a few months. \n\nCentral America is the worst for racism, but you kinda get used to it. In Nicaragua I got called \"Chino\" everywhere; it pissed me off the first few times then I just let it slide. No point in saying something back. Places I have been in South America (Colombia, Argentina, and Uruguay) I have never experienced racism though. ",
"and thus you realize /u/tiewebb is joking!!",
"\"It's one of the few privileges of the less-privileged to make fun of the more privileged without much repercussion.\"\n\nthat's stupid ethics.\n\ngolden rule applies across the board and two wrongs don't make a right.",
"In my day it was \"Open the refrigerator door. Take out a coke. Close the refrigerator door. Now open the coke and drink it.\"\n\nThen you say \"Me Chinese. Me play joke. Me put pee pee in your coke!\"",
"The longer I stare at him, it looks like his smile is slowly fading.",
"If anything you just have these colonies of effectively exiled people who HAD leprosy but still have the external disfigurement and nerve damage.\n\nSome are treated well (see Sorok do island) , some aren't.",
"He's saying that these african children are \"privileged\" because they're kids mocking an asian guy, they've probably almost never seen asian people and they're just kids, they're not privileged for being able to do that",
"i actually dont understand, people are defending him saying that these young kids from africa are \"privileged\"",
"Oh but when I do it at the grocery store it’s racist. Thank you preas.",
"I bet the photo haunts them till this day when it shows up circulating at their office jobs.",
"its looks black in white",
"If I were him, I'd start rubbing black mud on my face. ",
"Innocence isn't racism, It's love looking to be better directed. Those with eyes can see.",
"They are probably dead. Go Africa.",
"Wooooooooorldstar!",
"Mormon missionary here. Served two years in Zambia and Malawi.\n\nThey call foreigners there \"mzungu\", and the kids will absolutely lose their minds when they see a white guy such as myself walk through the compound. Sometimes they rushed me and felt my arms because they were so hairy. Other times they'd peek from behind the gates and I'd suddenly lunge at them for a playful scare. :)\n\nSometimes instead of saying mzungu, they'll say \"Chinese\" or \"Chineasy\" because China in general has a huge presence on the continent, particularly in infrastructure and trade. Sometimes the kids will babble in \"Chinese\" in jest.\n\nAs you observed, there's some dislike towards Chinese foreigners. Some of it comes from locals having worked with Chinese foreman whom they said were quite abusive, but also just the air of mistrust regarding China's true intentions regarding their involvement on the continent. \n\nThe locals in general are really nice, though I would hardly recommend going to the places I've been. Me and the companions have more than once been held captive by people we had befriended because they could not abide by the idea of us leaving their homes on empty stomachs.",
"In China you hear \"Laowai\" all the time, mainly from kids (foreigner).",
"100% Agree. Intersectional feminism thrives on double standards.",
"Once when I was living in Tanzania my friends and I rented a bajaji to take a sack of watermelons to an orphanage out of town. The sight of a bunch of wazungu in the trailer of a bajaji was literally too much for people. One guy fell in a ditch running to take a photo of us. There was a story about us on the local news that night. \n\nI’ve never felt more like a spectacle than that day. ",
"Chinese are viewed both positively and negatively depending on which African country you survey. With a slight majority of countries favoring them:\n\n\n>Across the countries surveyed, 63 percent of respondents thought China’s economic and political influence in their country was positive. In Mali, 92 percent of citizens said China’s influence in Mali was positive. The countries in which less than half of the respondents had a positive opinion about China’s influence included Algeria, Egypt, Ghana, Lesotho, Madagascar, Morocco and Zimbabwe.\n\nAs you can see, Ghana is one of the 7 countries where a measurable majority did not favor Chinese. In fact Ghana was one of the countries least in favor, with only 30-40% viewing the Chinese positively. There were 36 African countries surveyed in total. \n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/monkey-cage/wp/2016/10/28/heres-what-africans-think-about-chinas-influence-in-their-countries/",
"That is the whole point. ZERO self-awareness allows them to project their WEAKNESS onto others. WEAKNESS.\n\nThere is no bigger triggered SWJ snowflake than a person who is constantly complaining about triggered SWJ snowflakes. All \"conservatives\" very existence is based on being butthurt 24/7.",
"Nah, according to Reddit SJW, only white people can be racists or racial bigots. ",
"really "
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"This is huntsville, right? What do you do there OP? ",
"be honest is that your bosses office",
"I’m stationed in Germany right now, and loving every minute of it. But man do I miss Huntsville. Cant wait to be home 🚀🌪🥜 thanks for the pic!",
"Nope. Mine. I actually pick on my boss telling her that my view is better than hers. You can see her office in this pic. It’s in the right hand side of the frame. ",
"I’m in HR for The US Space and Rocket Center. It’s my job to hire people to work at Space Camp. ",
"Very cool. We visited the center last winter and my son really wants to do space camp in a few years when he's old enough ",
"My office doesn't have windows, other than Microsoft. Does that even count?",
"It at least counts for an upvote :P",
"Are you on the moon?",
"Are we still projected to land on Mars in the mid 20's?",
"Yeah? Where's its kills?",
"Pack it up boys and girls, this one wins it.",
"Take an uber to work, you will save a ton on gas",
"What a view!",
"Well, this isn't a window visitor. OP is the one who visits this bird every day",
"Uh uh, I like (personal) space, you got a job for me?",
"Jump on and ride that thing to space!",
"The only office environment where a paper weight might actually be necessary. ",
"That's no bird. It's a space shuttle!",
"Where does he see himself in 5 years? \n\nHas he ever been convicted of any violent crimes or any type of embezzlement from previous employers? \n\nHas he within the last 5 years used any sort of narcotics? \n\n",
"Ummm he's 9 so probably high school. And once I caught him taking change from my car, so yea I guess he's a bit of a white collar criminal",
"Do you feed it?",
"Very cool. This is Space Shuttle Pathfinder. While being a test simulator and not ever flying to space, Pathfinder was proven very useful for ground crew during various facility tests in Kennedy Space Center. In 1988 it was placed on permanent display at the U.S. Space & Rocket Center.",
"Is that [Pathfinder](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Pathfinder)?",
"Reactivate Clippy, and then you'll also receive a regular visitor knocking on your window. ",
"Showoff...",
"Yeah. It went out the window, all right.",
"Manned mission to mars is planned for 2022 and an unmanned probe mission to Europa is 2025",
"Can you hire me? I always wanted to go to space camp. ",
"Jealous...",
"Reddit mod.",
"You have a dead bird outside your window.",
"I'm not a native english speaker and I don't know what it is, but I choose to think embezzlement is some kind of mobile phone game so yes, I'm guilty of it",
"I visited some family in Huntsville over Thanksgiving, we toured the museum. It was a fantastic experience, so interesting!! ",
"Hey can you add Tesla chargers at the S&RC? I think your boss has a Tesla so it should be an easy sell, right?",
"I went to space camp 20 years ago when I was 11. Definitely best experience of my childhood. ",
"Do you feed it, or why does it come back every day? ",
"That’s no bird...",
"At that angle it'll hit your building, you gotta face it the other way if you want it to fly. \n\nSource: went to space camp",
"I looked up the etymology because it is one of our more weird words. Comes from the French word \"to steal\". But my understanding is that we strictly use it when you're an employee and you're stealing from your employer. ",
"Looks like the head guys office from the movie \"Space Cowboys\"",
"A successful one-upping...",
"please use nsfw tags for dead birds",
"Hey I used to work there :D",
"Local huntsvillian here. Yes, it is pathfinder.\n\nWe also have an original Saturn V rocket; one of only three in the world.\n\nTangentially, we have an awesome craft beer scene here. Turns out a city full of NASA and DoD engineers like good beer.",
"But why does it only have one asparagus?!",
"Oh wow, that brings back memories! My grandma sent me to Space Camp when I was 15 and I had such a great time! I still talk to a friend I made there. I can’t believe it’s been 17 years",
"Congrats for flying that phallus shaped office dickoration past Catbert and HR...",
"aye, shsu student here",
"John?!!!",
"More so than theft, it connotes channeling away a significant amount of money over an extended period of time",
"found the rocket scientist.",
"I wish.",
"Yea that's true. I guess it's more of a long period type of thing rather than stealing $20 from a register ",
"I thought Clippy died :(",
"It's a slippery slope from there, dude. You'll be catching him sneaking out at night to drink soda on a school night soon. ",
"Eyyyyy. Howdy from the ‘Boro. Nice view :D",
"The next \"bird\" better be Superman, or I'm going to be disappointed.",
"This brag isn't even humble, OP",
"Tissues and lube on your desk?",
"Name checks out",
"you sir make me jealous.",
"Chugging straight from the bottle. ",
"fuck you, man",
"I really enjoy visiting that place. Easily worth the 3 hour drive from my house.",
"....show off",
"Reddit, always there to remind you how much of a useless shit you are compared to everyone else.",
"Yes well bite me.\n\nI'm not jealous - *you're* jealous ",
"Can i work at space camp?!! :D",
"12 confirmed kills during the Physian Incursion, but for PR reasons they can't be displayed.",
"ME TOO they say as they barge in the way\n\nLet me through, make way, it’s my turn cause I’m the same\n\nIn a world that shames us, they wanna be famous\n\nThey don’t want to be nameless so they copy front pages\n\nME TOO, not just you, so you know you’re not alone\n\nME TOO, it’s not through, forget rape now its birds in windows\n\nThere’s no matter of subject matter now\n\nFlattered egos collect, project, and gather crowds.\n\nWhat should be a concern for many over\n\nIs too much to see for all, or too much to shoulder\n\nWatch the masses, kiss their asses, pandering to pointless concerts of crassness\n\nOr the gore that’s reported, false claims supported, penalizing the powerful that can’t be extorted\n\nStay away, stave the day, reject the interest in naming names\n\nForget the social status quo, forget the fact you didn’t win or didn’t know\n\nBe your own original, be the one that learns to grow\n\nJust be something other than everyone else’s mirror show\n",
"I love that you are calling out someone you know with the username KuddlyDick.",
"That's sick! I'm at UAH right now so I drive past it every now and then. I stayed at the camp for a few days for a leadership retreat and got to walk a lot closer and boy do you really get an appreciation for all the work it took to get us up there",
"Oh lord. Grew up here and went to space camp... *shudders* hope it's improved in the last 18 years. ",
"Hey dad, when's take your kid to work day?",
"Mistake 1: Asking the HR guy for a job from your main Reddit account.",
"I have a few friends that work there! Both I used to perform improv with!",
"showoff! \nha I'm jelly af",
"Y’all hiring? ",
"I always wanted to go, but my parents never let me go. Definitely the biggest regret of my childhood.",
"Wow, this brought back some awesome memories from 1995 when I was there for camp. Gave me goose bumps. Thank you for sharing! ",
"Say hey to Andy in web design for me!",
"If you don’t mind me asking how is it working for NASA? I’m currently studying Aerospace Engineering and I had plans to work for SpaceX but I just found out that they work 60+ hour weeks, don’t get paid overtime, and the area is really expensive so the pay isn’t really that great. Is this the same for NASA? Are 60+ hour weeks normally for Aerospace? \n\nI don’t want to be one of those parents who are never there for their family so I have kind of changed my mind about SpaceX. ",
"My great hometown!!",
"My high school had several types of theft happening:\n\nOur principal went down for stealing $100 from the concession stand. \n\nOur office manager went down for embezzling $65,000 over the course of 10 or so years.\n\nOur quarterback went down for counterfeiting $20 bills.\n\nSo now, of course, it's the running joke that the school has a while collar crime class.\n\nAs a side note, the principal is particularly entertaining to me. When the quarterback thing happened, he was quoted in the paper as saying \"Stealing in any form is wrong.\" One year later...\n\nHe was busted stealing from the concession stand by the security cameras that he ordered installed when the SRO officer asked for them because money kept disappearing from the concession stand.\n\n",
"Take pictures and let us know when it catches something to eat.",
"I was waiting for someone to post a picture of not a bird. I do like this bird. ",
"I am SO jealous",
"You mean your bosses office while you sit in a windowless cube.",
"That's 2025 launch, correct?",
"Ahh.. A relic from the long lost times when Americans were capable of space travel.",
"You win.",
"It was always my childhood dream to go to space camp. I never got to go.\n\nBut, my (much) younger brother won a contest and got to go for free. Fucker. \n\nIsn't that right, /u/rykleos?",
"You just won the bird pic challenge",
"Thank God I'm not the only one",
"Where do I send my CV? ",
"Do they check up on it regularly?",
"Why thank you kind stranger.",
"Hey, wasn't this on Mutant Species? With Denise Crosby? Do you guys get a lot of requests to shoot at this place?",
"Initially that must be pretty awesome, but has it gotten to a point where you are just so used to it being there it's just...normal? Or is the cool factor still there?",
"Went there for a few years, was so cool! Team Metcalf!",
"Hope you don't have any weird stuff in your reddit history, you know, that can really get you in trouble with HR, I hear. ",
"Space camp was a life changing opportunity for me. I had always dreamed of being an astronaut (literally my first book as a child was \"I want to be an astronaut\", I read it to my 1 year old at least once a week) but going to Space Camp really showed me that I was not nearly smart or dedicated enough to actually pull it off. Now I work retail. \n\nEdit: someone requested I close my quotation marks.",
"This guy wins, until a SpaceX employee posts a shot of the first landed Falcon 9 outside SpaceX headquarters. Sorry everyone else.",
"I was expecting a pretty lady...",
"And ... I'm sad.",
"I loved going to space camp as a kid... not gonna lie my favorite part of it was dip-n-dots. ",
"That bird's wings were made by Orbital ATK so, you know, just keep an eye out.",
"Challenger and Columbia.",
"OMG I immediately recognized this as space camp! I'm 18 now but I went for the past 6 years, i even got the commanders cup once! I love this place!",
"No more bird pictures. This is the coolest one. ",
"Nah, there will be at least another 30 or so.",
"You win.",
"There's no point asking him about drugs. You can't get any higher than the space shuttle.",
"Show off ",
"I went to space camp there in 2010 with Honeywell! Recognized the pic immediately! Great memories. ",
"Huntsville?",
"Lockheed Martin here to confirm the last sentence is valid. ",
"Ugh. That guy has been \"employee of the month\" for like waaayyy too long. The system is rigged I tell ya.",
"One of the coolest things I ever did as a kid was go to Space Camp. I will never forget walking past this thing every day for a week. It really made a lasting impression on me. Now, my daughter says that she wants to work for NASA when she grows up and I fully support her. ",
"Soap dispenser and tissues next to each other, ready to be used",
"I live about two hours away from the rocket center. I remember going as kid and every time being blown away by the shear size of the replica Saturn rocket standing there. I also wanted to go to space camp so bad as a kid, but I never attended. That place definitely helped shape my love of science and space as a kid.",
"I was there almost a year ago. I'm not a kid but I loved that place, loved Alabama in general tbh.",
"A dime novel...hidden in the corn crib!!",
"I'm picturing one of those apocolypto movies where thats the only spaceship left and of course they manage to get er fired up after sitting on a stand for 30 years",
"Are you also the guy firing people who spend time on Reddit instead of working? ",
"“What do you do?”\n\n“I work for The US Space and Rocket Center.”\n\n“No way! That is so cool!! What do you do there?!”\n\n“I, uh, (mumbles) work in HR.”\n\n“Oh”",
"Best \"bird\" picture yet!",
"Take a picture. Reap the karma. ",
"Hire me",
"I want my kids to go to space camp, but I don’t think I make enough money for that to be a reality. ",
"so cool!",
"That's some company car.",
"I love Space Camp and Huntsville Space Center! I did all of the Space Camp and Aviation Challenge programs as a kid. That shuttle brings back some good times.",
"I think you just hired my best friend.",
"Fine you win. ",
"#win",
"Must be nice",
"Ooh well thanks for wasting all our tax money",
"Looks like it.",
"Is that in Huntsville? I drive by there all the time but I’ve never seen it from that angle ",
"May I have a job please?",
"Now you're just showing off! \n\nLol, cool view.",
"had my orientation under their twice as a kid! sadly i’ve also been in the executive office when i accidentally kicked a hole in a wall, thankfukly i didnt get sent home early. great memories at space academy and hope to take my kids their one day",
"WOW WHAT A CUTE BIRD THANKS FOR SHARING FRIEND",
"I don't think I've ever been so happy for or jealous of somebody at the same time. ",
"yeah she doesn't have a good view.",
"But you're not a window washer.",
"✔ lube with dispenser\n\n✔ tissues\n\n✔ monitor placed in opposite to the entrance\n\n10/10 pr0n setup\n",
"Space camp is awesome! My son went a few years ago and I was one of the class chaperones. 10/10 would do it again. ",
"Aren’t the booster rockets way too small??? Pretty sure it can’t get to space with that amount of fuel? Some do math and prove me right .",
"Yes, the Europa probe launches in 2025 (assuming there are no delays), they’re going to have a very small window because they need to slingshot around the moon AND mars to get it all the way out there. ",
"How cool! I worked at Space Camp in CA and had a couple stints as a camper in AL. I’d love to be involved with Space Camp, but I don’t want to love in AL. ",
"I read this comment in Data's voice",
"Hi, it’s me your brother who also works in HR. ",
"Always keeping the tissues and hand lotion in arms reach, eh?",
"That was one of the only camps I went to as a kid, one of the best times of my life. I learned so much. Thank you for hiring great people there ",
"So if I ever go out there to see some cool shit I can hit both of you up for some beers and you'll know which ones are good?",
"I'm going to the 15 - 18 space camp for a week this summer, I'll look forward to this!",
"tobi?",
"Too soon.",
"Are there still pens and pencils and cds stuck under there like when I went to SpaceCamp when I was 10 years old. Wet my bed every night and even told people I was from Guam to be cool. Yeah, I wasnt ready to be away from home haha. ",
"Wrong Huntsville, Huntsville Alabama is where this is",
"Show off. \n\n\nSeriously though that's cool as fuck.",
"Don’t brag too much, or you will soon have a view of the parking lot instead!",
"I went to space camp for 6 years! Knew it from a mile away!",
"I was there a few months ago. That place really needs an injection of hope and a renewed sense of adventure. The kids side is painfully dated. I was a space camp kid in the early 1990s and there are exhibits there that I remember- and are painfully irrelevant. How do we renew our National sense of pride in our accomplishments and connect that to where we need to be in the future? ",
"devastating",
"What planet is the blue orb from? And what is its function?",
"As someone who worked at space camp last summer, it's an awesome experience! I would highly recommend anyone passionate about space or robotics apply if you're looking for a summer job! (or potentially even a full-time job...)\n\\#teamrobo",
"I knew someone was going to finally come in and trump everyone. Reminds me [Brian Regan and the story one-upper](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qBJ6yptGqm4). One step closer to having a moon walker come in and shut this whole thing down.",
"Ok, you win...😉",
"A S T R O birb",
"[For people that can't see the bird.](https://imgur.com/r1NOptK)",
"Hire me!\n\nI believe I can fly!",
"🎶'Would u like to ride on my rocket 69?'",
"This guy wins.",
"Are you using Purell as lube? If so you should probably stop.",
"Pfft. The candy bowl is more impressive.",
"Space Camp and Aviation Challenge for the win!",
"*Two Saturn V rockets",
"I wanna work at space camp....",
"Do people who go to space camp go into space?",
"\"I have the best birds\"",
"So this is where the good HR people are going.",
"Buckling knickerbockers... below the knee!",
"I did Space Camp with the ClubWAKA group last September. You work with some great people. That was a great experience, made me feel like a child again!",
"I'm in Dallas, but Huntsville is my hometown too. I miss the weather... ",
"\"Why do you want this job?\" \n\"Umm, look out your window.\"",
"Your hometown is indeed great! The people were very friendly and we look forward to visiting again",
"Until Hugo Drax steals the shuttle to repopulate the Earth from space.",
"Are those snickers mini bites you stole from your kids' Halloween trick-or-treat tour? hope you'll be done with them before \"bring your kid to work\" day.",
"Wouldn't be good if it flies away",
"Are those candies there for anybody to take?",
"Decatur, AL checking in! ",
"I didn't realize how big this bird was until I saw the truck in the background. ",
"Charge on!",
"Uhh not trying to alarm anyone but that’s definitely a spaceship",
"Can't wait for that shirt. \n\"I got high at space camp.\"",
"Get a welding and scuba certification (or other trade skills), be physically fit, and learn as much as you can. We will need people for the mars colonization effort! Elon wants to send us 150-200 at a time!",
"What does he see himself answering for question #3 in 5 years?",
"There's an RLM Best of the Worst movie that had this in one of its background shots .. can't remember which one. The Alien/Predator ripoff I think?",
"You could emulate Windows '95 or whichever OS it originated from. The online services associated with Clippy may no longer be available to some extent, however. I imagine that Microsoft doesn't want to put too much money into our little grey friend.",
"Well that took a turn",
"Friends the idle brain is the devil's playground!",
"You may have hired my buddy Miles then.",
"Any progress on a space camp for grown-ups? My husband would die of happiness (after paying and attending). ",
"Man if someone hits the launch button her office is gonna get rekt.",
"Well, you're not wrong ",
"...Can i have some of that glass dish candy?",
"my hometown :D",
"You have got windows in your office? I am so envy.",
"Have you ever thought about rigging a thermal curtain failure so that you get blasted into space with Lea Thompson?",
"Anyone else want to question the hand pump and box of tissues right next to the computer?",
"They will return...\n\nAnd in greater numbers.",
"With just a little more effort, you could work in *space* retail!",
"Hi it’s me ur space loving cousin who always wanted that job. ",
"Feed it bread.",
"Very Nice!",
"Where do I submit my Jedi software developer resume? ",
"A fate worse than death. ",
"I went to space camp in September! Say hi to Unricka for me! ",
"Thank you! The only other orbiter with -ER in the end of it I can think of would be Challenger (rip) and I thought \"well, surely it can't be\"",
"Some of my favorite childhood memories are from spacecamp! ",
"So cool! I attended adult space camp there last year as a graduation present. The size of the Saturn V blew me away. I imagined a little smaller! I had so much fun and the counselors were awesome. I can only imagine it's an amazing place to work.\n\nEdit.... some words ",
"What kinda candy do you have in that jar? Follow question, can I take one?",
"I'll take the janitor gig. Fucking, space janitor. ",
"That scuba cert will come in very handy *on Mars*.",
"May want to check your dates... I think 2035 is when they plan to launch the Mars missions. ",
"I've ran under that three times now. HTC Marathon 2014-2016.",
"Not fair. I want that view.",
"Does it poop fire on cars in the parking lot?",
"Hsv in the house!! ",
"Hey! I went to space camp....20 years ago.",
"damn they set the bar high for astronauts now, do we have to do all of these before applying or can we get a few in after?",
"You win.",
"The principal one isn’t even white collar, thats just petty theft.",
"I pass by this to work everyday. Love this city! ",
"Big Bird. ",
"OMG space camp was too lit. I guarantee there's still a dip n dots machine in that building.",
"I don't think bragging about a nice view from your office isn't grounds enough to fire you.",
"And then it's drugs and prostitutes.",
"Nuclear button",
"Where in Germany? Baumholder 06-10",
"I remember going there as a kid. Got pinned best missions specialist for our camp, and it was put on me by Alan B. Shepard. I'll never forget it right under that shuttle is where graduation was. Was the first time I ever met someone from Canada also (other kids).",
"That is fucking awesome!\n\nI went to Space Camp when I was 16. By far the most amazing week of my teenage life. ",
"Lit 🔥 ",
"im digging that paper weight.",
"Ever considered turning your desk so you face the window? It's great looking at the sky all day!\n",
"Awesome! I moved to Huntsville a few months ago, the space and rocket center was one of the first places I went to. It blew me away",
"Great place. Bit of a ladybug problem though. \nLast time I went there were thousands of the little buggers.\n____\n\nNot the best picture but this is one of the cement blocks holding up the rear, zoom in: https://i.imgur.com/CHdnfPJ.jpg\n",
"All I see from my office window are rows of blocks.",
"*Andy Weir's 'The Martian' lied to me!*",
"Yay! spacecamp! ",
"Hire me please :) Been on my school’s rocketry team for 4 years ",
"Not sure this matter to you, but you pretty much gave up your anonymity with this picture.",
"Space Camp was an amazing experience for me, thank you for helping to make that possible for me and countless others!",
"THANK YOU!",
"SAIC here can also confirm that last",
"Im very qualified to work at a space camp, please hire me",
"8 year old me’s head just exploded. ",
"Need Another Seven Astronauts",
"Yes, two, but one real one. ",
"Apollo astronauts would like a word with you...",
"OP’s boss’s office faces the parking lot, so I was implying that she would make OP switch offices.",
"DECENT!",
"Yeah, I probably got it mixed up with a test or something. That makes a lot more sense. ",
"That is some real brain candy inspiration If I have ever seen any before.",
"I always feel too vulnerable if I posted something list this on reddit. Afraid my coworkers would see it and then trounce through my post history. \n \nUnless you posted someone else's office.",
"Well, is it a bird?\nOr is it a plane?",
"Huntsville native party thread!",
"An ice climbing degree would be more appropriate I think. ",
"Eyyy I did Robotics camp a couple of summers ago. Hella fun. Thanks for what you do.",
"Omg your office is so fancy it has a candy bowl, now that that is fancy.",
"While the actual swimming part is of debatable usefulness, understanding how air tanks works, how the human body responds to differing pressure, and moving around in a neutral buoyancy environment (simulating weightlessness), are all applicable to astronaut work. There is a reason NASA trains all our astronaut in SCUBA trainers and underwater space simulators.",
"Way to one up everyone.",
"OP!! Where do I said my resume?? The kid in me just lit up. *\"Space Camp?! Oh my gersh!!\"* ",
"Need a grunt? I know a lot about benefits and don’t touch people inappropriately. ",
"Show off. ",
"Oh! I've been here! 2013 the Department of State sponsored my trip. Every year, a select group of 6 students get chosen to participate in the \"CAYA\" program (Central American Youth Association if I recall correctly), gathering 6 students from each country in Central America. We're taken to D.C., and two other states to learn how we can become more involved and proactive in our communities to bring positive change. I was chosen and go to visit Alabama, and we went here. Not exactly sure what the name of this place was, but I had a great time, pretty sure I was right below your office Haha",
"Sooo are y’all hiring? ",
"The world feels so small when I get go to work in Huntsville and then open my phone and find Marshall space flight on my front page ",
"No wonder there is a box of tissues and a bottle of lube. What with that view.\n\nCongrats, my dude!",
"Any jobs available for me",
"Memorizing jokes....from Captain Billy's Whiz Bang!",
"Straight to Ale Bourbon barrel aged Laika. Classic stuff. ",
"You lucky dog! I know you worked hard for your career. Way to go!",
"wow amazing",
"Damn. I know high school principals don't make a lot of money, but who the hell would risk losing a steady job for $100??",
"Love!",
"I’ve been there! I walked right outside your window.",
"Can I work at space camp?",
"It’s about the ability to acquire and utilize skills. No the actual skill set per se. however if you can scuba dive and weld underwater, then bouncing around in space should be no biggie. ",
"We visited the museum just recently and I felt the same sense of wonder and awe I did when I first saw a dinosaur skeleton at the Natural History Museum in Kensington. ",
"Please let this be over now. \nYou win or whatever you want to hear. ",
"For a moment, I thought this would be an IASIP reference.",
"I always say rely on your own taste buds, If that doesn't work go, Belgium Trappist Ales. ",
"I feel like i would salute every time i walked in the room",
"Hey I’ve been under that bird many many times\n\nHello fellow Alabamian!",
"I went to space camp in 8th grade, one of the best experiences of middle school.",
"Real or not, they’re both incredibly impressive. The front desk reminds us every time that we visit about the second building that houses the horizontal Saturn V, so it seems like too many people don’t know about the second one even when they visit!",
"I went to Space Camp there!!!",
"I'm in Huntsville too and my first thought when I saw this, \"I know that bird!!\"",
"This is the kind of bird l want outside of my window!",
"What kind of candy in the dish",
"upvote for good luck and recact what you which .",
"I love your paperweight. That's an amazing blue.",
"That’s a weird looking bird ",
"It's kind of shitty how the space shuttle spoils the view of the bird - you have my sympathy.",
"I got to go to space camp as my 10 year old birthday / christmas / double digit age gift and it was the coolest experience imaginable for 10 y/o me. \n\nHuntsville is such a cool little town, thanks for keeping science and curiosity a priority for future kids!",
"Photographs inside the building are not allowed, per company policy. \nI'm afraid someone else in HR is going to have to have a chat with you. ",
"He lives on in our hearts",
"You can still go!\n\nhttps://www.spacecamp.com/space/adult",
"I know a taxi driver on Mars named Benny.",
"Manager at McDonald's??",
"It's only a model...",
"you did good in life, OP. ",
"Maybe that's what everyone in the office knows him for. \"Oh, Terry? He's a great guy, he brings donuts for everyone once a week, and he's got the cuddliest penis I've ever seen.\"",
"Tissues and handcream on the desk next to PC. ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Ah. I thought you meant that OP would get thrown out, all TV-style.",
"I really like your blue paper-weight :)",
"60+ hrs are what's required to advance in most professions.",
"Was just there the other day loved it! ",
"You win.",
"You win.",
"I completely agree! We had prom under that thing in 2012. It was amazing. ",
"Oh my gosh, I love this place. I did space camp for about 3 years and then another 2 at aviation challenge down the street. So many memories and the best summers I've had there! It turned me into a huge plane and aircraft nut and I couldn't be happier",
"Hey I go to school right across the street from you!",
"You're right down the road from me. Cool office btw.",
"Any Relation to Danny Whiz-bang?",
"Does he have 4 kids? ",
"It prevents 99.9% of STD infections.",
"Don't feed it bread, it'll make it impossible to fart and melt its beak.",
"Visited there last year. Seeing the Saturn V up close was really awesome. Thing is huge.",
"Wanna trade jobs? My boss is super cool ... or so he tells me. ",
"Fellow huntsvillian!",
"I attended Space Camp there in the summer of '88 and when I was there, they hadn't yet added the SRBs to Pathfinder, so it was just the orbiter and external tank. I'd have to do some digging, but I might be able to find some of the pictures I took of it. \n\nI've always wanted to make it back down there for the adult space camp, I just can't ever seem to find the time. Either way, it was one of the coolest experiences I've ever had and something I'll never forget.",
"I've fond memories of when the Enterprise was the shuttle mounted up there, the space campers would chuck coins at the external tank. Word had it back then that they would donate all the coins that got stuck in the foam at the end of each camp season.",
"You should buy some Nike Mars Yard 2.0s since you work at Space Camp... Look up the back story and I think you'll want a pair too 😜",
"We get it. You space.",
"And it’s tall as the 10th floor!",
"I don't know about you but that bird seems a little bit overfed.",
"Ayy a fellow person from Huntsville! I go to school right across the street. As a transplant from the DC area, it still is so cool, three years later to drive by and see this stuff. ",
"Can I have a job?",
"Wait until someone from the ISS posts. ",
"Do you hire mechanical engineers? I'm graduating and in the market for a position!",
"It looks like it's compensating for something.",
"SOAB",
"Space Camp Class of '94 checking in! Are there still coins lodged in the external tank from little snot-nosed punks throwing them to see if the stick?",
"Okay, show off!!!! (/s just in case)",
"The rocket and the tornado sum up north Alabama but the peanut?",
"Next thing you know he’s giving handjobs in Walmart parking lots for quarters. Seen it a thousand times. ",
"I would never get tired of this view. I would happily take that view any day.",
"Awesome!",
"I've been to that place. Huntsville Alabama. I remember when I was around 10, I was on a long car ride back from Tennessee and I looked out and saw a Saturn V rocket in the distance. Me and my family drove over to it and standing under a Saturn V rocket is an interesting and imposing feeling, seeing such a massive vehicle. We decided to stay in town and went to the space center the next day. That was an amazing day, one that is still fresh in my mind 9 years later. I've always been interested in astronomy and space travel, but that blew my mind a bit seeing all those rockets in person. Also I've come to learn that space shuttles are overpriced deathtraps that o would never trust to take me to space and back safely.",
"Please hire me ☹️",
"Roll Tide",
"Times is hard my dude #OnThatGrind",
"I loved the The US Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville when I was in 5th grade. Only time in my life I rode a Space Shot. Is that ride still open? I could gush on your facility and memory of that place and how it affected me positively.",
"You're a \"bird.\"",
"Me and my girlfriend want to come can you get us a discount? :D",
"Amazing. It's my dream to sit in an interview across from you. I don't think I'll ever get there, but a woman can dream. ",
"Ugh, my dream Job is NASA",
"“Probably” is not good enough! NEXT!",
"Space camp!!!! Sorry I had too. ",
"Well what are we waitin' for, let's put some gas in 'er and watch 'er rip!",
"Oh high school. Well then just smoking weed. Will be legal soon so not to worry. ",
"Any other Tims here that attended the Random Acts of Intelligence there back in November 2014? What an event. ",
"Is that some sort of stork?",
"Jinx send Kenichero to stock shelves.",
"Could you be any more pretentious?",
"I know the exact window you work in... ",
"Could be worse, you could be an accountant.",
"Are we really going to do this again? The \"office view\" competition was won by Chewbacca last time.",
"If I had your job I don't think I could take my eyes off it!",
"Oh, fuck running those hills...",
"THAT'S SO COOL!! ",
"Nice candy bowl. It looks like it should have Werther’s candy or those strawberry drops in it. ",
"I got a neat pin under that rocket once whenI was a kid. Man to bye young and believing I could be anything again.",
"I want a job! Lol love that place. I got to go for space camp for a week in elementary school. It was a blast. ",
"What I wouldn't give for a window in my office. ",
"I’ve heard that’s an endangered species? \nI hope not!",
"Why you're nothing but a no-good, double-shuffle, two-bit thimble rigger!!",
"Can i have a job please OP?",
"Hey, I went to Huntsville with my dad a few months ago!",
"You earned those bragging points. Good on you.",
"We do camps for adults on many weekends. ",
"Someone will get a pic of a vulture or bald eagle ",
"Where'd you get that blue paperweight?? I want one!",
"stop",
"When you interview people OP do you find that they keep staring past you?",
"http://i0.kym-cdn.com/photos/images/original/001/031/866/b75.gif",
"Damn, I need to relocate. ",
"> He was busted stealing by the security cameras that **he ordered** installed\n\nSo he was guilty of being criminally stupid?",
"I wanted to go but then I saw the movie SpaceCamp and got scared that the shuttle really could take off like in the movie.\n\nJ/k, I still wanted to go but parents never let me.",
"Cool, I've attended a year, my brother attended 2 years and we've loved it every time!",
"Howdy neighbor! Greetings from ADTRAN.",
"TIL that Space Camp is still a thing. It was my childhood fantasy to go but, growing up in Alaska, I probably had a better chance of going to the actual moon. ",
"Several, actually. ",
"We need /u/ElonMusk to show us his 'Bird' outside his window. ",
"I don't know shit about rocket science, but I got the work ethic of a locomotive. Please hire me. ",
"Ikr",
"We're looking for someone for an entry-level position, must have 2 years experience. ",
"It’s a wooden replica. ",
"I'll work at your space camp.",
"On a long enough run, saving a little bit every so often, it might be possible. 😃 Mine isn’t even born yet and I’m already planning it just in case. ",
"They're in HR so that was probably easy.",
"Ok, when do I start?",
"The devil's hands are idle playthings!",
"It can't fly away because no one feeds it.",
"I think you win",
"You: Wow boss that’s such a cool ride!\n\nBoss: Sure is. Stay dedicated and work hard everyday, and maybe, just maybe I’ll get another one next year.",
"/r/totallynotrobots WELCOMES THIS FLIGHTLESS BIRB.",
"I may be mistaken but is this Huntsville, TX? Prison/ execution town?",
"Five.",
"ok, this one wins right? ",
"I remember throwing coins at the bottom of the external tank when I was in space camp. Some were good enough to stick in. Is that still a thing?",
"Just visited there a few weeks ago with my kids, we watched Star Wars in the IMAX theatre, but my son was amazed by the Space Shuttle (we'd been to the one on indoor display at Cape Canaveral but the scale didn't hit him like this one outdoors) but he nearly peed himself with excitement when he saw the A12 Oxcart out front; he's a huge fan of the Blackbird. He's 9, and he leaned over the fence around the A12 and touched a \"remove before flight\" tag that was fluttering in the wind, turned to me and said \"that counts right?\". \nHe is very much looking forward to Space Camp once he's old enough. He wants to be machinist when he grows up, he is great with his hands and tools, plus he is already 3 grades ahead in his math class, so I figure he has a shot at being a machinist, if thats what he wants. Thanks for the pic!",
"Yes. Mostly crew trainers (the space/robotics camp counselors)",
"Looks extinct",
"A “bird” poetically. An orbiter technically. ",
"I was a Sim Operator there about 15 years ago",
"One of the 4 cities in Alabama worth visiting ",
" Principals make decent money. ",
"Ok, you win",
"I love seeing posts about my hometown. I always forget the space and rocket center is here. ",
"\"That's no bird. That's a space station\"",
"Discustin 😤",
"Woah I was there last year on a trip with my high school's robotics team. Seeing all the ships was a great experience",
"Hmm. I would actually consider doing this, but I wonder for things that are team based how the adults act? I deal with so many A types in my work environment that I can’t imagine having fun with managerial types telling me what to do vs working as a team. Anyone with first hand experience at the adult camp?",
"I thought you guys were supposed to be smart, that’s not a bird! LOL",
"OK maybe I need to move their once I get out of college",
"I WENT TO SPACE CAMP! I remember walking underneath that every day to the cafeteria!! ",
"You work at space camp?!? I arranged and chaperoned a trip for our GTE 5 Th graders a few years ago. Loved every minute. ",
"Please hire me",
"That photo makes it look smaller than it generally did when standing vertical, ready for launch. The truck below helps correct that scale, but there's something about it fitting in the view from that window while apparently sitting so close that diminishes the size. ",
"Very cool. When I used to teach in Nashville we took students down once a year. Fun experience.",
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"I made parts for you guys #machines rule",
"What kind of bird is it?",
"My dad is one of the heads of a nuclear physics dept at NASA and he took me to work ALL the time and none of the STEM-genes took with me. Comments like this make me feel guilty for not being more into his life’s work :( ",
"Cortana's clippy in disguise.",
"Can i go to space camp? :P",
"You win",
"No, it's Superman!",
"Recognized that view immediately. I see that shuttle all the time.",
"Beautiful view!",
"You are so lucky! ",
"The Buran?",
"\"M-Mr. Moneybags, sir?\"\n\n\"HOW MANY TIMES DID I TELL YOU TO NEVER BOTHER ME WHILE I'M BEING RICH?!\"",
"Ohhhh I love some Straight to Ale",
"Game over! LOL!",
"How do I apply? ",
"2022? By who?",
"ITT: everyone lives in Huntsville\n\nIncluding myself ",
"I see that same bird on my way to downtown Hville everyday!",
"There’s more to the US space and rocket center than just space camp. ",
"That's mistake 2\n\n\n\nMistake 1: Logging in to reddit with your main account",
"THAT IS A NICE LOOKING CREATURE, FELLOW HUMAN.",
"What a great view ",
"HSV for life!",
"At this rate I’m pretty sure we’ll be living out *Mad Max* by the mid 20s.",
"Can you hire me?",
"I see we're back to one-upping posts until NASA steps in and wins. ",
"Yeah, but i bet it doesn’t bring you breakfast each morning...",
"That's a sexy bird right there.",
"I hear birds like bread crumbs. You should feed it to see if you're able to make a new friend. ",
"[Clippy is alive and well and his plans on world domination are going accordingly](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4taIpALfAo&list=PLhm-SPzumGvP1YwWF1VhrID4CwOc0en4U&index=25)",
"SO weird to see on the front page. I went to high school there. Also my idiot brother caused a ruckus at space camp once. Sorry on his behalf! ",
"That's a pretty neat view",
"I expected to see a guy giving him the middle finger ",
"I went to the museum when I was visiting my uncle for a few weeks back when I was 18. It's cool. Hoping next summer my oldest can do space camp. He's dying to go",
"Opened reddit to see Huntsville, home SWEET home. Sitting at the airport ready to head there in a couple hours after a terrible “vacation”. Thanks for reinvigorating my spirit :)",
"Do you contact juggle? Couldn't help but notice that blue acrylic sphere laying on your desk..\n",
"I'm wondering how long can this go on for?",
"Baby got back.",
"Huntsville checking in",
"I'd say that between Alabama and Mississippi, Alabama's the nicer one, but don't tell those sister-fucking retards I said that.",
"Thats cool. ",
"I could have sworn I read we are going to try to go to the moon first again and they were decreasing funding for asteroid mining, but then the other day I saw something about progress in asteroid mining. That moon part might have just been some \"MAGA\" talk though.",
"Good old Huntsville ",
"The next one will just be a middle finger outside the window. ",
"I meant currently :P",
"Is it 1:1 scale? The sts looked so much bigger on the pad, bug maybe it's a perpective thing?",
"Does this one show off it's kills as well?\n",
"\"You appear to be depressed about your work environment, shall I open Monster.com?\"",
"Lucky duck. ",
"Well, unless anyone has some sort of mythical avian beast hanging out on their window sill, I think we’re done here.",
"Yeah, never use your main account on reddit.",
"not nearly as cool as the picture would indicate.\n\nsource: I went to space camp.",
"I went to Space Camp while they were putting that up! At the time it had no boosters on the sides, just the external tank. I’m thinking it was 1986? ",
"Hey, I was just here this past fall! Small world. ",
"At least his username isn’t *spacedicksplaygroundmolester*. ",
"Wow, looks like it's made a nest and everything",
"You bastard",
"I spent way to long looking for an actual bird.",
"The ultimate eye contact test.",
"Show off! 🙄",
"Shuttlecock?",
"I want to work in your office. This has got to be such an awesome job. Do they allow you inside? ",
"That's not a bird, thats a gliding brick.",
"Take the gold! I always wanted to be an astronaut and fangirl over anything NASA/space.",
"Hire me?",
"Can't recommend their programs enough. My oldest son has been to Aviation Challenge twice at the Space Center. ",
"Please rehire Kate Capshaw and Tom Skerritt",
"That crystal candy jar and globe paperweight takes me back",
"It's the government...:( We have a collection tin here to buy paper towels for our kitchen. They don't supply coffee. It's a sad place to work in the Fed govt.",
"Just googled it, and holy shit apparently high school prinicpals typically make between $90k and $114k. Why the holy fuck would someone risk a job like that to rob a goddamn concession stand?? \n\nThat has to be some kind of kleptomania. The money is basically nothing, it must be some kind of thrill.",
"like heartworm?",
"I'm looking at your candy dish and just loving that vintage glass. Do you have a bottle of scotch hidden in there somewhere? ",
"Alright guys, wrap it up. We got a winner ",
"Hey, do you know Destin from Smarter Everyday..?? I think he works there.",
"Roll Tide",
"If that's the case then I can definitely see why /u/KuddlyDick would know someone in HR....",
"Does it fly?? ",
"I like your crystal dish filled with Werthers",
"TIL paper weights are still a thing.",
"My childhood dream! My mom didn’t want to pay for it. I was so bummed. ",
"Hi there! It looks like you're grieving. May I suggest identifying what stage you're in and following through to the next? For example: If it's anger, try fighting someone weaker than you!",
"Overcompensating much?",
"Thats a big bird",
"I drive by there every morning for work! I love the space and rocket center",
"Heh. Well they aren't sending space shuttles up any more either, so I guess you can't get any higher than the Soyuz?\n\nCome on SpaceX!! Let's get to Mars!",
"There’s only crows and pidgins where I work. Not so nice to look at. ",
"Boiled peanuts! Not really a North Alabama thing, just the south east in general",
"I feel like the people willing to go to an adult space camp would be people that are more willing to work as a team. ",
"I would be proud",
"I see what birds people have outside their window quickly turned into bragging about what job they have.",
"[Game over](http://lastbossandending.up.n.seesaa.net/lastbossandending/image/bokosuka2.JPG?d=a8)",
"Not my hometown (Birmingham gets that honor) but I did spend 4 years living there after I got out of the Air Force. I thought it was a great place to raise a family but if your single it's not that great. I'm hoping to move back in a few years to do just that. Speaking of which I still have a house there that will be up for rent in February if anybody neads a place lol. ",
"Makes sense based on every YT interview I see with NASA engineers. \n\n“Stuff happened, we were tired, but we went to the bar to celebrate!”\n\n“Stuff worked, we were happy, so we went to the bar to celebrate!”",
"You mean Space Camp the movie, right?",
"I don't think clippy would be accepted in this day and age, considering how I didn't consent to clippy being inside of me",
"Roll tide!",
"Bring the space shuttle back. Make space great again!",
"Don’t be so sexist, they prefer to be called ‘rocket bitch’!",
"That's not a bird that's a space ship ya dolt. How many chromosomes does this guy have am I right guys?",
"Winner ",
"..... de-escalated quickly. ",
"Here comes Roger Wilco!\n",
"Nice! I’m near Ramstein",
"Have my upvote, my man.",
"I have a couple friends that work with you, keep hiring good ones OP!",
"Check Mate.",
"I am so grateful my grandmother sent me to space camp. It is one of my best childhood memories. I have a little cousin now, he's only two but someday I hope I can send him to camp too.",
"They sure give you a nice office for that!",
"I thought this was a video and I was waiting for the bird to land for a couple of minutes smh ",
"I was so excited to see something I drive by every day on the front page! IHeartHsv ! ♥",
"Huntsville, AL. Rocket City, USA. Hockey Capital of the South. Home of the largest NASA center. One of the smartest cities in the nation, but also home to Antoine Dodson.",
"Rover Wilco? If this doesnt ring a bell, look up Space Quest by Sierra",
"Why do you keep a buttplug on your desk?",
"13 year old me saved his money for 2 years to afford space camp. I enjoyed it, but I was a bit disappointed by the lack of enthusiasm from my fellow campers.",
"I hope it's a SpaceX employee next",
"Huntsville! ",
"Tell that to Alexa, Cortana, and Siri. ",
"Damn NASA people always get the best view.",
"I was gonna say Microsoft Windows puns incoming, then I looked at the top comment, lol",
"That’s what I’d like to believe, but adults ruin a lot of good things by being adults. Sounds like a good response, but I know the adults who do fantasy sports camps can be giant adult babies too. But I guess space camp was for a particular crowd growing up anyway.",
"i don't see a bird, is it hiding behind the Shuttle?",
"Congrats OP, unless someone comes in with a /u/ColChrisHadfield level post you've likely just silenced Reddit with a \"The SR-71 speed check story\"-tier photo:\n\n> There were a lot of things we couldn't do in an SR-71, but we were the fastest guys on the block and loved reminding our fellow aviators of this fact. People often asked us if, because of this fact, it was fun to fly the jet. Fun would not be the first word I would use to describe flying this plane. Intense, maybe. Even cerebral. But there was one day in our Sled experience when we would have to say that it was pure fun to be the fastest guys out there, at least for a moment.\n\n> It occurred when Walt and I were flying our final training sortie. We needed 100 hours in the jet to complete our training and attain Mission Ready status. Somewhere over Colorado we had passed the century mark. We had made the turn in Arizona and the jet was performing flawlessly. My gauges were wired in the front seat and we were starting to feel pretty good about ourselves, not only because we would soon be flying real missions but because we had gained a great deal of confidence in the plane in the past ten months. Ripping across the barren deserts 80,000 feet below us, I could already see the coast of California from the Arizona border. I was, finally, after many humbling months of simulators and study, ahead of the jet.\n\n> I was beginning to feel a bit sorry for Walter in the back seat. There he was, with no really good view of the incredible sights before us, tasked with monitoring four different radios. This was good practice for him for when we began flying real missions, when a priority transmission from headquarters could be vital. It had been difficult, too, for me to relinquish control of the radios, as during my entire flying career I had controlled my own transmissions. But it was part of the division of duties in this plane and I had adjusted to it. I still insisted on talking on the radio while we were on the ground, however. Walt was so good at many things, but he couldn't match my expertise at sounding smooth on the radios, a skill that had been honed sharply with years in fighter squadrons where the slightest radio miscue was grounds for beheading. He understood that and allowed me that luxury.\n\n> Just to get a sense of what Walt had to contend with, I pulled the radio toggle switches and monitored the frequencies along with him. The predominant radio chatter was from Los Angeles Center, far below us, controlling daily traffic in their sector. While they had us on their scope (albeit briefly), we were in uncontrolled airspace and normally would not talk to them unless we needed to descend into their airspace.\n\n> We listened as the shaky voice of a lone Cessna pilot asked Center for a readout of his ground speed. Center replied: \"November Charlie 175, I'm showing you at ninety knots on the ground.\"\n\n> Now the thing to understand about Center controllers, was that whether they were talking to a rookie pilot in a Cessna, or to Air Force One, they always spoke in the exact same, calm, deep, professional, tone that made one feel important. I referred to it as the \" Houston Center voice.\" I have always felt that after years of seeing documentaries on this country's space program and listening to the calm and distinct voice of the Houston controllers, that all other controllers since then wanted to sound like that, and that they basically did. And it didn't matter what sector of the country we would be flying in, it always seemed like the same guy was talking. Over the years that tone of voice had become somewhat of a comforting sound to pilots everywhere. Conversely, over the years, pilots always wanted to ensure that, when transmitting, they sounded like Chuck Yeager, or at least like John Wayne. Better to die than sound bad on the radios.\n\n> Just moments after the Cessna's inquiry, a Twin Beech piped up on frequency, in a rather superior tone, asking for his ground speed. \"I have you at one hundred and twenty-five knots of ground speed.\" Boy, I thought, the Beechcraft really must think he is dazzling his Cessna brethren. Then out of the blue, a navy F-18 pilot out of NAS Lemoore came up on frequency. You knew right away it was a Navy jock because he sounded very cool on the radios. \"Center, Dusty 52 ground speed check\". Before Center could reply, I'm thinking to myself, hey, Dusty 52 has a ground speed indicator in that million-dollar cockpit, so why is he asking Center for a readout? Then I got it, ol' Dusty here is making sure that every bug smasher from Mount Whitney to the Mojave knows what true speed is. He's the fastest dude in the valley today, and he just wants everyone to know how much fun he is having in his new Hornet. And the reply, always with that same, calm, voice, with more distinct alliteration than emotion: \"Dusty 52, Center, we have you at 620 on the ground.\"\n\n> And I thought to myself, is this a ripe situation, or what? As my hand instinctively reached for the mic button, I had to remind myself that Walt was in control of the radios. Still, I thought, it must be done - in mere seconds we'll be out of the sector and the opportunity will be lost. That Hornet must die, and die now. I thought about all of our Sim training and how important it was that we developed well as a crew and knew that to jump in on the radios now would destroy the integrity of all that we had worked toward becoming. I was torn.\n\n> Somewhere, 13 miles above Arizona, there was a pilot screaming inside his space helmet. Then, I heard it. The click of the mic button from the back seat. That was the very moment that I knew Walter and I had become a crew. Very professionally, and with no emotion, Walter spoke: \"Los Angeles Center, Aspen 20, can you give us a ground speed check?\" There was no hesitation, and the replay came as if was an everyday request. \"Aspen 20, I show you at one thousand eight hundred and forty-two knots, across the ground.\"\n\n> I think it was the forty-two knots that I liked the best, so accurate and proud was Center to deliver that information without hesitation, and you just knew he was smiling. But the precise point at which I knew that Walt and I were going to be really good friends for a long time was when he keyed the mic once again to say, in his most fighter-pilot-like voice: \"Ah, Center, much thanks, we're showing closer to nineteen hundred on the money.\"\n\n> For a moment Walter was a god. And we finally heard a little crack in the armor of the Houston Center voice, when L.A.came back with, \"Roger that Aspen, Your equipment is probably more accurate than ours. You boys have a good one.\"\n\n> It all had lasted for just moments, but in that short, memorable sprint across the southwest, the Navy had been flamed, all mortal airplanes on freq were forced to bow before the King of Speed, and more importantly, Walter and I had crossed the threshold of being a crew. A fine day's work. We never heard another transmission on that frequency all the way to the coast.\n\n> For just one day, it truly was fun being the fastest guys out there.",
"Whatever happened to /r/spacedicks anyways?",
"I'm sure I'm not the first to go \"OMG I SAW THIS WHEN I WENT TO SPACE CAMP\" but I totally saw this when I went to space camp.",
"Yes, the joke isn't over until it's dead. Keep 'em coming, reddit!",
"Huntsville AL! This Rocket was originally made before any space shuttle flight was ever done as a metal and wood test simulator.\n It was later bought by a museum in Japan and later remodeled to look like an actual shuttle before eventually being bought back and brought to the US again, the boosters I hear were made and shipped from out of state to go with it when moved to Huntsville. \n\nI almost wish It wasn't remodeled personally and that a new model was built for this purpose due to this ones unqiue historical value as part of the space program. Very facinating trip this little guy has taken. ",
"You're making me moist...",
"They didn't 'let' you go or just didn't have the cash?",
"Needs more bonzi",
"Is for too be at least three times bigger ",
"Other people had normal boring desk jobs and the only joy in their life was a hawk visiting them, you have a a cool job, don't rub it in. This message sent from my desk top computer at my boring job. ",
"Game. Set. Match. Winner",
"Actually, all three use components from both boilerplates and real vehicles. The real S-IC stages are in Florida and Texas though.",
"Huntsville represent! Driving by you in about 2 minutes on my way into work on the Arsenal where I get no windows in my office. :) ",
"My aunt use to work in HR there. She had the corner office right off the cafeteria ",
"Haha, my kids are eight year olds. I wonder if I could do it with my tax return. I’ll have to remember to look into it after work. ",
"Bonus points if you’re still using vista",
"That is an accurate description of my life and space camp experience as well.",
"Is this the space museum in Huntsville, AL?",
"Brick*",
"Space center in Huntsville, AL perhaps?",
"You win. ",
"I went to it and it was very fun.",
"So proud to be getting some press for HuntsVEGAS. Y'all gotta vistit HUNTSvegas. Its great. Wow.",
"Fine you win! ",
"These look like SpaceX dates..well the mars one at least",
"Roger Wilco: Space Guy!",
"Does it talk",
"Hopefully that bird doesn't come to your window to show you snacks",
"My son is almost six. We can swing it so we really want to send him hen he’s old enough, if he wants to go! It sounds like a blast. My mom was also worried because she thought I’d be the only girl and I am also awful with math...",
"Hey it’s me, ur Space Camp employee",
"Space Camp is my favourite movie. What's it like to work with Tom Skerritt? \n\nRoboticwife and Jinx, friends forever. ",
"Pffff, OP thinks that's a bird. Go to college idiot!",
"That's how the film starts...",
"me too thanks.\nBut seriously Space Camp was a highlight for me, thank you for carrying on the tradition.",
"I know that some gas stations near Huntsville have boiled peanuts. ",
"Why's the flag reversed?",
"Don’t let your dreams be dreams!",
"I expected a construction worker flashing you a middle-finger. Guess that's quite a bit better.",
"You uh, just facted that guy",
"Beautiful",
"Sweet! \n\nI’ll take $200. ",
"One of my favorite places to work! ",
"You win.",
"Sounds like it might have destroyed your dreams a little. I hope not.",
"I wanna become a space clown.",
"Planes are like huge space dicks.",
"That's so cool. I went to space camp there about 5 years ago and I completely changed my life. I met some great people while I was there and made some really cool friends. Seriously folks, if you have kids and they want to go to space camp and you have the means. Send them right away. And tell them to try and not ride the dropper ride 23 times in a row. That wasn't so fun. ",
"I mean, I'm no rocket surgeon and I know you're only the hiring and firing department, but I think you should tell somebody that if they launch the rocket from there it's going to make a right old mess of that building. Probably take someone hours to clean up.\n\n\n\n",
"As a truck driver, other than an occasional turkey that tries to die by means of vehicular suicide, the most frequent bird I see is from drivers who are bothered by my presence. ",
"*shudders*",
"With all these bird/office photos lately.....\n\nLast year I was sitting at my office window watching a spider finish his web. At that moment a bee flew by and got stuck in the web and the spider rushed over to kill it. Then suddenly a sparrow swooped down, picked them both up and flew off!\n\nIt was amazing, my own little Planet Earth episode unfolding in front of me. I will forever be bummed I did not have my phone out and recording.",
"I am so jealous that is the most amazing view. Also that sounds like an epic job too! Love the film Space Camp ha ha ha",
"Lets build some Datas and make them tour guides",
"Those hills are absolute Hell. I was there 2013-2016",
"Hi there! We are indeed very different with our unique talents. For example: Can you guess who bends more? Conversely, she's a better listener, and I refuse to genuflect for dictators.",
"Ah gotcha. no boiled peanuts in Germany? That’s depressing",
"I've kinda wondered why the shields are cut at exact angles. Is this for a deflection pattern or simply due to technology shortfalls in cutting the panels?",
"S h o w o f f jk it's cool",
"I applied there and you didn't call me :( any other jobs open you could hire me for or do you know of anything around hiring? ",
"Okay, where's the Saturn V picture?",
"Dripping Springs?",
"Huntsville Alabama ?",
"Back in high school, was in math club, we had a dance party under that “bird” on the last night of our national convention. We were a nerd herd, but seeing this picture, brought back fun memories. :-)",
"/r/beetlejuicing\n\nAccount is 33 days old, I think that counts. ",
"The flag is always oriented so that the stars are leading. ",
"I work at Airbus, I see a lot of planes from my office window, but this is way cooler.",
"Too much contrast and glare if you're working on an LCD screen. Eye strain.",
"I imagine it's for this same reason:\nhttps://www.thebalance.com/why-is-the-u-s-flag-worn-backwards-on-army-uniforms-3357002",
"Shoutout to /r/HuntsvilleAlabama!",
"Shit, my old base moved there from Bamberg in 2013, but i got out before i had to move there. Definitely dont miss that little valley village.",
"Looks ready to go to me. I like the new, more aggressive launch profile. Jeb says launch.",
"https://youtu.be/LJrC5TtRuHY",
"It's always interesting to see what people drive to work.",
"Great place, but, went a few years ago and most of the outside exhibits could use a coat of paint at least. Looked kinda ragged.\n\nThe indoor Apollo exhibit though was absolutely fantastic and top notch. Guess if you have to manage the budget that is the best place to put it.",
"You're like, the best kind of nerd.",
"This is the shuttle for my crypto money 😏",
"Marry me.",
"I mean how much of a mess can a bunch of nerds really make?\n\nJust don't send gamer nerds.",
"Holy crap, that's awesome.",
"IT BELONGS IN HOUSTON! But you win.",
"I'd be tempted to throw the blue orb through the window for gits and shiggles.",
"There are literally dozens of us! Dozens!",
"You miss rocket twisted nuts?",
"I don't know, ask Cortana!",
"Took me a second to realize I wasn't in r/HuntsvilleAlabama\n\nYou've got the best shuttle view in the city. But I can see the Saturn V from my yard.",
"I went to that space camp as a kid! A couple years later, I'm in aerospace engineering",
"Yeah, the gas prices have really rocketed lately.",
"This pretty much describes my dream of being a pilot. Except add in high training costs and low earning potential. ",
"fuck that. I watched Alien Covenant last night, I know what those \"settler missions\" are all about. ",
"GG, you win.",
"This photo just really hit me hard. I went to space camp in 2001 with some of my classmates. It was a great week, but ended with a very serious “farewell” from our counselor. \n\nI have a very strong memory of sitting beneath that shuttle after our final dinner. \nOur counselor, sat us down and gave our group a lecture about how privileged and essentially spoiled we were. She talked about how we wouldn’t have to deal with certain things in our lives, especially war. I remember feeling annoyed by the whole thing, considering she had known our group of 6th graders for at most five days.\n\nNot even a month later I was back in school, sitting in a Home Ec class watching the World Trade Center collapse. Almost 20 years later, and there are still troops deployed. \n\nWish I could have said thanks for the brilliant insight as to how my life would play out. ",
"This is how [Clippy Must Die!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NxcmoLKVd60) went down on *Wait, Wait, Don't Tell Me!*",
"This is fantastic ",
"r/totallynotspecies8472",
"SELF CONTAINED ~~UNDERWATER~~ BREATHING APPARATUS",
"On the other hand, it's much safer to experience rapid de-escalation in retail than on a space shuttle, so he lucked out. ",
"Believe it or not, it could be worse. Every single office at my work is on an outside wall with windows, except for mine. Nope, my office is the only one not on an outside wall, and it has windows to the hall area. I call it the fish bowl. Thankfully, the assistant before me insisted blinds be put on them.",
"[Not dead, just fired.](https://i.imgur.com/IJgz4U3.gif)",
"That is an amazing office view!",
"Show off ",
"Lotion and towels on the desk - living the life",
"Definitely not Houston \n\n :(",
"So space Camp shattered your dream? ",
"Huntsville, AL? Space and rocket center?",
"Wait, do you have a University of Alabama flag hanging in your window or something? Because I used to go to space camp in the summer and I remember walking through there and seeing a crimson Tide flag right around there",
"Just a matter of weeks here in NJ... tick tick tick...",
"Well, it is the ice cream of the future.",
"This is like the L.A. speed check video now ",
"Ok. /retiredthread",
"Fair point. Nothing will be the same as the fair, trusting optimism of childhood. ",
"God dammit. Every time someone starts a trend somebody from NASA tops everyone. Even on /r/battlestations",
"I lived in Athens for a year and never went to the museum. I regret it. ",
"Hey, Pathfinder! I remember that from going to Space Camp in 1987! (Oy, I'm old.)",
"Huntsvillian! There are dozens of us!",
"Clippy would just show up, uninvited and unannounced. At least with Siri etc, you’d have to call her up to talk, thereby initiating. \n\n*ay bby u der*",
"Mike Massimino tells a rather interesting and hilarious story about his [swim test.](https://themoth.org/stories/swimming-with-astronauts) \n\n",
"So weird seeing this on Reddit after having gone to Space Camp a few years back!",
"I took my kids down there last year and it was the first time I've been there since I was a teenager (90's). Just want to say the improvements there are amazing.",
"Get a gig as an oil driller or as a member of Aerosmith and NASA will hire you to blow up asteroids.",
"OHHH WE GOT TROUBLE!",
"Former space camp employee here! Best summer job ever!",
"Nothing after the government shuts down.",
"this makes me think... if robots become sentient, will there be like, different levels of sentience? like, there will be ones with human levels of intelligence, and they’ll see a little spacecraft and talk to it like a cat or a bird? and the space shuttle will just be like “01100011 01101000 01101001 01110010 01110000”",
"I loved Space Camp! I had such a great time there and made friends from all around the country. \n\nWe had this really strict counselor named Kiwi and all of us collaborated to create an alert system for whenever she was nearby. Mock-sign language, discreet taps and sounds, etc. We were on some spy shit back then. Alamaba also may have been my first real experience with humidity now that I think about it. Ice cold classrooms paired nastily with the swampy outdoors. \n\nOh, and I distinctly remember being very constipated the first few days I was there, and when I called my parents, they asked if I'd pooped yet (maybe 3 or 4 days in). I sheepishly said \"no\", but for the record I did end up pooping while I was there.\n\nSo many good memories.",
"Become an aircraft mechanic. It's a start at least. Co-workers moving away and working on military drones. Once you work in the industry long enough - really not that long - you can go anywhere pretty much.\n\n^^^^^pmmeifyouwannaicanhelpyouout",
"Oooooh we got Trouble!",
"https://i.imgur.com/UMNX2kR.jpg\n",
"Oooooh we got Trouble!",
"AFAIK, let me. My brother, the athlete, tended to get more of the attention than me, the scholar. I don’t exactly know how many girls were asking to go to Space Camp back then though. Mum and I did one of those EF Tours/school trips through Italy and Greece years later between Grade 8 and 9, so I just can’t imagine it being a money issue. Though, I did get to spend some time at Huntsville with our Moon Buggy Engineering Design team during University, for a few years in a row, which was super awesome and an experience in-and-of-itself.",
"What candy do you have in the candy dish?",
"I went to space camp in like 1999 with my 5th grade class! I recognized this place instantly. ",
"Been there many times as a kid. So many coins stuck in the foam of that fuel tank...",
"Human in background, for scale.",
"I have no qualifications but am totally open for that position",
"Wow ! I will do everything to see the space shuttle and you have hee just in front of your office.\nI'm absolutely not jealous. \n\n:( ",
"SPACE CAMP! I went as an adult, and the group I was there with still meets for reunions. Our last one was at Goddard. ",
"OH whoops. I'm fairly new to Huntsville, Texas and I was wondering where in hell this pic would he taken. Ty for the clarification!",
"I'm No Peeper, but that's not a bird.",
"sounds like Baymax... oh god... was Baymax just Clippy reincarnated???",
"I was looking for this comment thread. I knew I recognized it. I went there and then went on to major in physics and now I'm getting a masters in automotive engineering. I always thought I liked science, but that program made me know. ",
"Hi there! It looks like you're stalking. May I suggest hiring a proxy to maintain distance until the appropriate time to reveal yourself? There are many feature films to choose from on the Oxygen and Lifetime channels (syndicated on our Netflix app in the store) detailing success and failures you could educate yourself with.",
"Hey can I work at space camp? \n\nMy skills include:\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n",
"So iconic. I used to work down there regularly and had a half day where I got to go check that museum. I geeked out pretty hard.",
"[For those that don't get the reference.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/4lm5ej/it_may_be_a_bit_complicated_to_get_to_my?sort=top)\n\nFriggin astronauts. Always with the coolest shit.",
"Yup can tell from the building and the little snow we got. ",
"This photo might help: http://www.visitnasa.com/wp-content/uploads/u.s.-space-and-rocket-center-alabama.jpg",
"I'm pretty sure my employer is embezzling from me...",
"Space Camp! Well technically Space Academy as I was too old for Camp. Reminds me that I need to pull out that video and show my kids my 13yo self as Mission Specialist 1.",
"cool story bro",
"This is where they host the Mars moon buggy challenge! I've been here the past couple years to compete :)",
"Life usually turns out that way. You wanna know why great people were great? They worked really fuckin hard all the way until they died. Now go procrastinate the dishes some more. :(",
"Hey, let's not assume. Could also be a cuddly Richard who happens to be a Klan member.",
"[Oh *shit*.](https://i.imgur.com/k125vFQ.gif)",
"Shut up bird",
"My uncle lives in Huntsville. He took me to the Space and Rocket center back in September and even as a 25 year old it was awesome.",
"...and blue balls. Well ball.",
"My group got along really well as adults ages 21-70. We still meet for space themed reunions. Only had two people who clashed a little and even then it was still pretty smooth going. ",
"Huntsville represent",
"Turns out a city with a large German ancestry likes good beer...",
"Was this where they filmed the moon landing?! ;)",
"Someone should take a photo of the birds view looking at OP",
"It looks scared, try giving it some space!",
"Mars McDonalds",
"I went to space camp in 1994 and did morning exercise underneath that external tank every day for a week.",
"Fuck retail........but space retail? I'd do it. ",
"Lol minus the 1 year old kid, that's essentially what happened with me. Dream small where you can, dream big where you must (or something like that).",
"This is my hometown! I moved away a year ago and when I went back to visit the Rocket Center was my first stop. (Well, right after Bandito)",
"Siri then reads the End User License Agreement.",
"One of my friends worked at space camp for a bit just recently! I was kind of envious.",
"Or a little less effort, in retail space!",
"Tissues and hand soap on the desk 😉😉",
"Holy shit your parents must be looooooaded. That shits like thousands of bucks for a couple weeks dude!",
"Oh how I relate to your struggle. My office is a converted mall bathroom. ",
"Depends on whether or not you have a feathered friend as your desktop wallpaper",
"Knowledge = Boom, dropped. ",
"Hm, most often it's employees stealing from employers, but it's generally used when someone is stealing money (or something else) that he was entrusted with, isn't it? At least in German we use \"veruntreuen\" - basically disloyal as a verb, but with \"treu\" (loyal) and \"vertrauen\" (trust) having the same etymological roots, I always get the impression of 'abusing someones trust'. But I'm not sure if \"embezzlement\" and \"veruntreuen\" are completely interchangeable.",
"Plinketto #2, Mutant Species... I just watched this one last week and it was the first thing I thought of. \n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rXYcFYaN_ns&t=14m40s",
"This guy squawks.",
"Holy shit. You jus blew my mind and ruined Baymex for me. Le sigh",
"What exactly about the weather do you miss?",
" I live in NJ and the only birds I see out any window are other drivers flipping me off on the road. ",
"Neither does my bedroom so I have scenic background changes and will just stare at it. I miss living in a more rural area",
"I think you win the meme",
"That's a funny looking bird.",
"That's one magnificent bird.",
"[Who’s Clippy?](https://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=128417631)",
"Huntsville represent!",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"Having 4 seasons instead of 2.",
"Good news, everyone! We have five new open positions in our space *delivery* business! They are definitely not related to the gruesome and untimely demise of the previous crew.",
"Could be worse, you could be in fast food \n\nAlso a retail minion here ",
"I went to spacecamp there when I was young. I had a blast and great memories. The only problem was there were open showers there back then (not sure about now), and I was young and was scared to take showers in front of other people, so I didn't shower for the whole week. So, I may have been the smelly kid in the group, nobody mentioned it to me, so I'm fine with that.\n\nEdit: I still have the astronaut figurine that my parents bought me when I went 25 years ago on my nightstand. It looks identical to the vma award mtv gives to the winners.",
"Cool, but can I get one of those chocolates? They look like the kind with almonds in them and I love those.",
"Holy smokes, who's got the fancy crystal candy jar!? \nP.s - sweet view. ",
"I went through so many comments waiting for this one. ",
"OP has a Palantir for a paper weight",
"I'm more impressed by the paper weight actually being used to weigh down paper\n",
"This is in Alabama? I'm like 90% certain I saw this shuttle when I went to \"Space Camp\" as a kid. I feel like it's not unique though, so this one could be different.\n\nEDIT: Just read some of the other comments. It is from Space Camp! Very cool.",
"That looks like Huntsville.",
"The one-upper... you have a complex, don’t you?",
"Office \"Space\"",
"Wie ist dein Deutsch?",
"I knew it.. saw the EAP binder. ",
"My mind is blown that the first thing I see when I get on reddit is my former work place ❤❤❤❤ I miss the Sprocket",
"This looks like the space and rocket center in Huntsville. Absolutely love that place, go several times a year since I’m not far away in Birmingham. ",
"It does not need feeding. It caught a damn Rocket Boi and will feast upon it's flesh for months",
"Ok, you win. Here's your trophy and complimentary chocolate breath mints.",
"Oh wow Huntsville on the front page!",
"Merchandising, Merchandising, Merchandising!",
"I had Alex host/lead me and a bunch of other kids of Honeywell employees during their Leadership Academy back in the late 2000s. I couldn’t get used to okra but hey you guys held a sweet party for us kids.",
"I remember going to this Space Camp as a kid about a decade ago. A little flake of the finishing off the main fuel tank fell to the ground and I asked the tour guide if could keep it.",
"ROLL TIDE",
"Wow... Haven't seen this in almost 20 years. I have to know if the quarters and pennies are still stuck in the ~~main rocket~~ External tank? Asking for a friend of course!\n\nEdit: strike through",
"Well played sir, well played\n",
"It eats people",
"There are some buildings on microsoft campus that don't have windows, especially if your're working on very secretive tech. To make due, we just hang up posters of windows with views.",
"Wait a minute I was there too. Team Vision?",
"I remember those days. Time to bring in a lamp or two with soft (yellow) light and turn off the overhead light. It’ll calm you down and make work so much better. ",
"My wife is from Cullman, and we went there for one of our first dates. It was pretty cool.",
"Oooo love the view and all, but what is that cool blue sphere on your desk?!",
"Hahaha I read it like it was from a Pokédex ",
"Okay, you win",
"So that candy dish is there just to judge the people that take it huh? ",
"!isbot <Clippy_Office_Assist>",
"My office doesn’t have an office besides a cubicle, but it too has Microsoft Windows.",
"Landstuhl? ;) ",
"> huntsvillian\n\nSounds way more badass than it actually is.",
"Fairly sure it's just mating. These birds have a severe form of sexual dimorphism.",
">In 1988\n\nMisread that by 10 years and my heart sank while I checked the username.",
"one of the hardest weekends of my life took place under that bird. I competed in the NASA rover challenge race which started the obstacle course on that patch of concrete under the bird. The rover we brought wasn't complete the night before the race so we worked through the entire night to finish it getting it ready an hour before the race. It broke horribly.I wish I could have gotten more time around that facility, it seemed nice. \n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Human_Exploration_Rover_Challenge\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/NASA_Human_Exploration_Rover_Challenge#/media/File:2012_Great_Moonbuggy_Race_Course_Map.png",
"I love Huntsville and North Alabama. Best kept secret in the south.",
"He was lynched by a massive crowd.",
"Say hello to Matt for me. ",
"Ich spreche ein bisschen Deutsch. Mostly just restaurant lingo and basic stuff to not get lost on the trains lol",
"... money.",
"He never saw \"Armageddon\".",
"Frimeur.",
"When I went as a teenager back in the 90's, I think our group was still about 50% girls, and I don't think any of us had to do any actual math.\n\nWe did go to classes, which theoretically qualified as one credit hour of freshman-level general science from University of Alabama. These classes were *awesome.* I met [**Professor von Tiesenhausen**](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Georg_von_Tiesenhausen), who was part of von Braun's team. He gave a lecture about colonizing Mars, and how his generation had failed to do it, and so our generation has to take up the torch.\n\n**Edit: fixed word**",
"I've never heard it used outside of a employee and employer relationship. If it can be used in other ways it probably never is. I've only ever heard it used in that respect. ",
"I live across the street from your office... The black bird is more amazing to me. ",
"Take pictures and let us know when it catches something to eat.\n\n",
"and proud of it!",
"If this is true, why is all the beer in San Jose so fruity???",
"Same here on the geek out. We've been to a lot of museums and other mixed science/entertainment attractions and the space and rocket center was one of the best. They do a great job of including a lot of hands-on stuff for the kiddos, while making sure everything is informative and plenty interesting for adults ",
"You win.",
"Jesus ",
"I thought Cortana explained that he's living in Boca Raton and playing Canasta.",
"But there are no dank memes on mars",
"Does he also show off his kills ",
"DOZENS!",
"Humble bragging",
".",
"Needs more boosters. ",
"Do you drive to work? Or do you.... take the shuttle",
"Not a native, but that place is a great town! Probably the best thing the state has going. ",
"I let out a completely guttural ,\n\n“uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuugggghhhhhhhh”\n\nwhen I saw how awesome this picture is. \n\nGood. For. You. And thanks for sharing. ",
"I went to space camp like 25 years ago, man! I walked under that thing every time we went to the chow hall!\n\nIt was fun seeing a picture of it!",
"Is this in Huntsville?",
"Hey I’ve been there ",
"I never even had an office. Bite me. ",
"This IS fantastic\n\n\nEdit: well this is a pleasant suprise... thank you random stranger!\n\n\nEdit: another Reddit gold, what a day this has been... thank you!",
"I take 565 to visit family in Marshall County, and pass by that everytime. A lot of memories there.",
"My dad made a scale model of this! My 7 year old son has been asking him for it since he was old enough to talk, and just last week dad passed it on to son. He's beyond excited, and loves/is very knowledgeable on all things space/planet-related.",
"There are rapists in Lincoln park!",
"👏👏👏😂😂😂",
"Fucking COOL. love it. ",
"I applied for the museum coordinator job there last night. I would love to work there!",
"My work office overlooks a graveyard. I lose",
"One-month old at minimum, counts by the skin of its teeth. That being said, this doesn't seem like a novelty account, just a nice username. ",
"Well I guess it put you in your place. ",
"Were you HR in 2003 timeframe? You may have hired me 😊",
"http://i.imgur.com/kxFH6cZ.gif",
"Dude turn your desk around omg! ",
"[Hmmm, sounds familiar.](http://www.mobygames.com/images/covers/l/1657-planetfall-dos-front-cover.jpg)\n\n PLANETFALL\n Infocom interactive fiction - a science fiction story\n Copyright (c) 1983 by Infocom, Inc. All rights reserved.\n PLANETFALL is a trademark of Infocom, Inc.\n Release 37 / Serial number 851003\n\nAnother routine day of drudgery aboard the Stellar Patrol Ship Feinstein. This morning's assignment for a certain lowly Ensign Seventh Class: scrubbing the filthy metal deck at the port end of Level Nine. With your Patrol-issue self-contained multi-purpose all-weather scrub brush you shine the floor with a diligence born of the knowledge that at any moment dreaded Ensign First Class Blather, the bane of your shipboard existence, could appear.\n\n Deck Nine\nThis is a featureless corridor similar to every other corridor on the ship. It curves away to starboard, and a gangway leads up. To port is the entrance to one of the ship's primary escape pods. The pod bulkhead is closed.\n\n >_",
"That glass sphere is giving me anxiety... ",
"Got em. ",
"Wait a minute... isn't your job to make people angry? Not to help them overcome it?",
"Intriguing",
"Hell yeah! But at least when a spot opens up you can argue for it with more leverage",
"Missed opportunity to post \"Star\"bucks.\n",
"Kennedy Space Center does have a nice gift shop.",
"Does he bring you any prey?",
"Well I live in the area. Are you currently hiring?",
"Get back to work. \n",
"Can confirm, am meat popcicle",
"I start working at Johnson next Monday!!",
"Upvote for Rocket city!",
"Always wanted to ask this Clippy but... what do you say when you look into the mirror?",
"Siri comes up if I exclaim \"WAIT, SERIOUSLY?\" in casual conversation so that's kinda similar",
"Showoff lol. ",
"My grandparents live in the neighborhood to the left and across the road from OP's postion in the photo. Which reminds me I really need to go visit my grandparents.",
"I don't want google to record me, track me with GPS, and save all the stuff I do, but I have to activate all that to be able to \"ok google, set an alarm\" stuff.\n",
"Aww Clippy no way, I've always wanted to talk to you. Do you have any advice on how to relax for my upcoming weekend? ",
"This is my favorite shop on the citadel!",
"Yeah thought the same thing but on a second look, check the car underneath it, that 'fixed' it for me. The perspective is a bit off because of the framing that the window gives, I think ",
"you must be...around...31?",
"Best bird so far! ",
"Hello, fellow Huntsvillian!",
"Yup, that helps.",
"Better than the one with the bees. ",
"I hope that one doesn't explode.",
"You win",
"I don't think accountants get windows. Just Windows.",
"My job? Toilets ‘n boilers, boilers ‘n toilets. Plus, that one boiling toilet. Fire me if you dare.",
":)\n\n:(",
"Gnarly!",
"The next one is going to be someone from the ISS. ",
"Mars \"Star\"bucks McDonald's ",
"Huh... You got any applications OP?",
"I wish saying \"the Eagle has landed\" would be relevant here. So close. ",
"Nope! A tiny base in Sembach (about 30 mins northeast of Landstuhl)",
"He lives with Elvis and Tupac. Sorry, can't tell you where.",
"Dude! When I worked at MSFC, my favorite thing to do was go to the Space and Rocket Center because it was free for NASA employees.\n\nSerious question: I want to have my wedding at the Davidson Center next year. How doable is that?",
"Going there as a kid is the reason I now work for NASA almost 20 years later. Planning to take my daughter's there in a few weeks. ",
"The regulation for displaying a U.S. flag on a national vehicle states that the star field must be positioned at the front of the vessel, as if the flag were \"flying\" along the side of the ship. \n\nThe full-color U.S. flag cloth replica is worn so that the star field faces forward, or to the flag’s own right. When worn in this manner, the flag is facing to the observer’s right, and gives the effect of the flag flying in the breeze as the wearer moves forward.",
"o_o",
"MPG on the Space Shuttle kinda sucks compared to the Nissan...",
"You won",
"I was under that Rocket for the great mars rover race thing... my team had to carry our 250 pound aluminum buggy around that damn track and it was all around a pretty good experience.",
"You can make the picture your desktop. Even then, no. ",
"That is a window that allows you to see the whole world and beyond. At least that's how I look at it and I'm sticking with that.",
"But could you work at Space Camp? We might have a hookup there",
"Thunderbirds are Go!",
"Why is the flag inverted? ",
"OP wins. ",
"Hearts is gone, too.",
"Can I come? My talents include being *alright* at a bunch of stuff and also okay at some other things.",
"Shake your dicks off everyone. This pissing contest is over",
"Every space port needs a seedy bar that the ruffians can gather at. ",
"This is my favorite museum! My parents moved to Huntsville about 3 years ago and a little over a month ago my boyfriend proposed in front of the lunar lander ☺️",
"You suck. Not really, but ... :)\n\n",
"Imagine the shit that leaves on cars.",
"r/getmotivated",
"These are not the inspiring comments I came here for. ",
"Pretty sure he double parked",
"Do you feed it breakfast?",
"Ok, you win. Show off....",
"That was exactly what I expected to see. Glad it wasn't. This is cool.",
"Why doesn’t it fly?",
"I'd rather see a real bird than an overpriced POS that killed a bunch of people and was technologically inferior to the transport system that came before it.",
"Ahh space camp in Huntsville. I spent many summers having fun learning between there and avaiation challenge! I recommend the 12 day aviation challenge program to anyone! It was the most fun ever. I miss all the rockets and airplanes. The gyro spinners to the graviton. Rock climbing wall. Helo dunkers. God I miss it ",
"Hello, fellow Alabamian!",
"He most likely made the account 33 days ago and then changed his name before posting.",
"I'm half expecting Clippy to show up on my phone screen any second now",
"From now on, you have to be careful what you like and comment, because your coworkers might know which your reddit account is! :D",
"NASA gift shop.. \n\n“So what do you do?” “I work for NASA” ",
"Wow, whoever owns that is CLEARLY overcompensating for something...",
"Then you can install BonziBuddy in his wake. \n",
"It's 22 degrees here right now. You don't miss that part, trust me",
"I'm down the street from you at UAH! I get to see the Saturn V from my college window!",
"Yeah... kinda like heartworm",
"TIL learned a new way to get upvoted: say you hire people! :) But seriously though, how many actual resumes have you been PM'd so far? Don't answer; I can see you're pretty busy...",
"lol",
"With a view like that, who wouldn't?",
"I literally just woke up and this is the first thing I watched. I am not disappointed. 📎💕",
"You mean Buck Rogers",
"That's what I was expecting this post to be.",
"Then when they apply for new jobs, they can say they work at NASA but are always striving to explore strange new worlds, to seek out new life and new civilizations, and boldly go where no man has gone before.",
"That picture makes me so sad. I grew up in love with Nasa and the Shuttle and the older I got and the more I learned came to realize what a disaster and boondoggle it was for our advancement into space. Designed with too many mission targets which were super costly and which mostly never happened. Danger and poor design choices cost lives. Endless money to prop up the bloated payrolls stemming from the Apollo era. We should have buried these left over disasters instead of displaying them. Hopefully we can learn from them.",
"Ya'll really shouldn't have hired that robot to launch shuttles willy nilly. :)",
"Space and Rocket Center?",
"You win",
"Great view!",
"Huntsville Rocket Center? I'm at UaH, I can see the Saturn V from campus!",
"With that big ass window and kids running around? You've been added to a list....",
"Well the space shuttle isn't a Nissan, so it will last longer.",
"Ok you won the bird contest, no one can beat that except maybe Chris Hadfield a few years ago.",
"Fact me!? Fact you!",
"I go to school at UAH! Cool to see my adopted hometown on the front page.",
"Jack-in-the-orbit",
"Dippin Dots",
"Btw if you need an aviator to coach summer kids in the four forces of flight and give actual flight experience I'll shoot you a resume. I currently hold a Multiengine private pilot license and an instrument rating. So weather and other topics I'm very knowledgeable in when it comes to Aviation. One of your employees gave me a tour of the Aviation Challenge campus behind the rocket center. It's amazing. The tomcat, the mig, the Phantom... A lot of historical war birds parked over there. But seriously. I'd love to come talk aviation with the youths. \n",
"You work at the Space and Rocket center!? I love going there! It's an absolute blast! \n\nA group of friends and I go there once a year. It's an absolute joy.\n\nMy SO and I are probably going to head up there in two weeks. That place is the best.\n\nI did Space camp there once as a kid, and I got hooked. Ever since then, Space has been the coolest thing ever.",
"Don’t forget your wrench knife!",
"Holy carp this is like [Gunship's Tech Noir music video](https://youtu.be/-nC5TBv3sfU) meets the Matrix.",
"Ive been there",
"Looks like you're approaching the weekend. May I suggest going to the store and buying one of many available alcoholic beverages? There are many to choose from, including beer, wine, liquor, mead, and cider. ",
"Everybody wave for OP if you walk by his office here https://www.google.de/maps/@34.7112551,-86.6530561,3a,89.9y,264.85h,90.22t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1sJOmONn8T2CT0nSL4xkbnUw!2e0!7i3328!8i1664",
"Damn I love Huntsville ",
"wow, were in the same city. ",
"Guys, should we tell him that's not a bird? ",
"Thanks for helping create the awesome experience that is space camp! I went twice, and they were amazing experiences",
"The birds in the distance are always there?\n/s",
"The dreams of young boys and girls nationwide.",
"Now that's a blast from the past! 18 years since I walked around under that while I was at weekend space camp. Still bummed my model rocket got stuck in the tree.",
"This poster is for you:\nhttps://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0535/6917/products/potentialdemotivator.jpeg?v=1414017238 ",
"This is CNN.",
"I live in Huntsville. Trust me, you don't. Not for the last 2 weeks anyway. ",
"Here to support the statement of a coworker and add on that mechanics and structural assemblers also like good beer.",
"Super off topic but do you all hire economists ",
"Oh the irony.",
"You win!",
"Because it's California (or is it New California?). ",
"That's so cool, I pass by there on my way to work every morning :)",
"> Elon wants to send us 150-200 at a time!\n\nI'll start believing that after he shows he can just get people into orbit safely and reliably. Or at least build a rocket as good as ULA's. ",
"Awwww I’m jealous!! The program for that is super neat, I went twice but for younger age groups. You’ll love it",
"\"It looks like you are writing a suicide note. Need some help?\"",
"Aaand I'm sad ",
"I went to Lee and had several friends that lived in LP. It was surreal seeing Antoine go viral ",
"I was gonna say Johnson Space Center, but it's the wrong direction from the trees, since there would be a road visible in this shot.\n\nDid y'all get the real one, cause I think Houston got the fake one.",
"How many times have you rode the Space Shot. Be honest ",
"That's a mighty big bird you got there, RIDE IT TO BATTLE",
"Go one step further; never make a main account, just use your throwaway all the time.",
"I wish. I've been here for over seven years. The office are pretty much assigned by position. I'm the boss's assistant and my office is right by his. I'd only move offices if I moved positions and I'm pretty happy with what I do.\n\nReally can't complain though. Happy to have my own office at all.",
"what do you do, you lizard wizard",
"My best friend puked up a few bars of astronaut ice cream in the centerfuge roundabouts 1989. ",
"Ahh a recognizable sight, Huntsville, Alabama \nMany of years spent there for Space Camp and Aviation Challenge",
"https://i.imgur.com/VP1GXIc.jpg",
"\"Hi there Clippy! It looks like you're an empty shell devoid of depth masquerading as a personality. Try doing something for yourself today, just once so you can feel something real.\"",
"A view from the glass palace. Nice. ",
"Such a brilliant episode. Like, I know it's its own standalone idiom, but still. It was written when they weren't certain if they could get renewed. ",
"MURICA",
"You win!",
"Why u gotta be so extra ",
"Is that located in Alabama?",
"What's in the the crystal dish???",
"At space camp, does excitement abound? ",
"a few more of these posts someones going to be taking a picture of someone giving the middle finger out their window",
"(To the tune of Surfin Bird) A-well-a I don’t want to know about window birds. Well everybody knows that this meme is a turd.",
"\"Hey we need to figure out problem xyz. It's not rocket science....oh wait...\" OP's co workers probably.",
"Am I the only person who tried to find an actual bird\n",
"really?",
"\"I'm sorry, sir. Your coupon for 50% off a space suit has expired.\"",
"And an SR-71!",
"That's shitty.",
"That's PII. Tisk tisk. ",
"Username checks out.",
"Huntsville space and Rocket Center?",
"Somebody works for The Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville Alabama!",
"This is gonna be a new thing now ",
" Daily reminder in how not to build a rocket! ",
"That's the U.S. Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville Alabama, right? If so I just want to say thank you because the Space Camp and Aviation Challenge programs that you guys host there confirmed that I want to be a Naval Aviator when I was about 10 and have helped motivate me through life since. ",
"Oh so you sell today's hot fashion for discerning astronauts at prices that are out of this world?",
"Fuck you.",
"what about the first time you had sex?",
"Can we end this now, please? You win. Fuck it. Everyone stop.",
"What kind of bird is this?",
"My son's Cub Scout pack is coming down (we're in Nashville) in February to do the Surveyor program. He's really into engineering and it'll be his first time at the Center. It blew my mind as a kid, hoping to do the same for him. Thank you for your part in keeping space exploration in the minds of our next generation.",
"[Looks pretty small to me on the pad(s)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/5/53/Space_shuttles_Atlantis_%28STS-125%29_and_Endeavour_%28STS-400%29_on_launch_pads.jpg). \n\nTwo space shuttles on pad ready to launch remains to me one of the coolest pictures ever. One of mankind's greatest achievements, and there's two of them. ",
"Is the orange fuel tank usually that small? I thought it was a lot loner than that. ",
"how much is it?",
"Space Shuttle Pathfinder is pretty neat and has its own perks but not only you would need two different types of fuel, it doesn’t really offer a smooth ride.\n\nAlso it has no heated seats.\n\nIt does come with a built-in treadmill and a double/layered space hatch where you can store your EVA suits, which you might find to your liking.",
"You're not clippy, and I was already planning on buying some whiskey after work, but thank you for reaffirming my decision. ",
"Florescent lights suck.",
"Shit, he doesn't even have any kids.",
"was it 100% too?",
"I want one of those candies you got.",
"I just ran the marathon under that thing last month. Did you see me go by? I was wearing a red jacket. ",
"Plot Twist: OP is the cleaning lady at NASA.",
"Apparently one-upping is despised everywhere but Reddit.",
"/r/Clippy_irl",
"Hey! Tell Dr. Deborah that her friends at Yoshi miss her! ",
"I was there for space camp in summer of 2005!",
"KuddlyDick?!!!",
"How is nobody mentioning the lube and tissues on the table with a view looking at the space ship??? ",
"Lol, so like camp counselors?",
"Does that mean you've been to space?",
"I'm happy great people exist, but I have no interest in being one myself. I like my simple easy life. Other, better, people can change the world. ",
"You can't go wrong, but the best for a visitor would be campus 805. It used to be a school now it is two breweries, a green way with axe throwing, alcoholic ice cream, and food places.\n\nOne of those breweries has a speak easy hidden behind some lockers where they have their own liquor for sale",
"Did i find the fellow IT guy stuffed in a room with no natural light? Hello there! I too enjoy my vitamin D deficiency",
"Didn't you watch enough Star Trek? Space Law will be *amazing*!\n\nDo aliens have the same civil rights as humans?\n\nAre alien artifacts covered by archaeological protection laws/treaties?\n\nUnder what jurisdiction will a contractual dispute between a human party and an alien party be covered?\n\nWould alien slaves be eligible for asylum in earthly jurisdictions?\n\nThat future law will be amazing.",
"I just have the same glass candy jar. Don't know why did I feeel I need to say that.",
"I passed by this a few minutes ago. Hello fellow Huntsvillian.",
"This is a \"I walked on the moon\" moment. Thank you for this, OP.",
"it is when you glue crystals to your phone. Like this:\nhttps://cdn1.thehunt.com/app/public/system/zine_images/4238183/original/4428f3652aa9d4c231dc8e2e76c9aecd.jpg",
"i’m from huntsville and i’m wondering what other cities you’re talking about",
"(animation with sound)\n\n*I see you're trying to escape a life of existential dread.*",
"First time I’ve seen a pic from where I live on Reddit ",
"Put a bird on the desktop, then yes",
"It looks like you are trying to write a letter.",
"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to plan an activity. May I suggest binge drinking at this evening's nearest happy hour after work, and karaoke until 1am? Stick with songs you are intimately familiar with so that intoxication does not become an obstacle masking your raw untamed talent. Remember, no one wants to hear Sweet Caroline or Journey anymore, but you can't lose with Ah-Ha if you can pull it off. Have fun!",
"Can I interest you in some delicious mead? Our village elders have a seasonal flavor they've whipped up just in time for the weekend!",
"Are you actually using a paper weight as a paper weight!?\n\nI'm impressed!",
"> *Robot: Heh, funny human.*",
"planetes best anime",
"Hang in there Clippy.. You're a real boy..",
"Damn. Amazing. Really would be proud to have that view.",
"This is incredible. I’d sleep here. Should post to /r/battlestations",
"I don't even have that...Alas...iWorks :/",
"I was not expecting that kind of a plot twist...",
"Typically it involves being put in a position of trust and abusing that trust. You are in charge of the money, but you are stealing it.",
"Do you guys still do Aviation Challenge? I have fond memories of crawling through the mud in the middle of the night, covering myself in leaves to get to a checkpoint while counselors stalked us with fake guns with laser pointers and full gear \n\nNot to mention the combat flight simulator tournaments (2nd place baybeeee), water crashed helicopter exercise in the concrete lake, centrifuge simulator, and space ice cream!",
"Cool",
"One broke down last year and all the employees had to eat all the dip n dots so they wouldn't go bad. It was a hard day for us all.\n",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/space/comments/7qy75t/i_managed_to_get_myself_a_pretty_awesome/?st=JCM2XMCQ&sh=217badf4\n\n",
"Can I work at space camp?",
"If you believe that went to space you have the mind of a 12 year old.",
"a raid from /r/HuntsvilleAlabama ",
"Yeah, but does it bring you it’s kills?",
"M E T A \n\nE\n\nT\n\nA",
"And I see that you have „blue marble“ on the desk.\nNice one!",
"Learning to work with SCBA will be important. ",
"Anyone notice the Milky Way on his desk? I wonder if he keeps those candy’s there on purpose.",
"Took my family to Family Space Camp. Loved the entire experience. The set design for everything is great. The staff are spectacular.\n\nAnd I really liked the food in the cafeteria. Lots of \"small plates\" but it's a big variety of international dishes, and plenty of good nutrition.\n\n10/10 would recommend.",
"“Even the fry cook at Mars McDonalds is part of the team working to put a man on Jupiter.”\n\n-John F Kennedy",
"HR guy posted from his non-throaway account. A picture of his office, and position.",
"Okay this one wins.\n",
"easy, r. kelly",
"Does this happen to be in Huntsville Alabama?",
"Can I get a job",
"Do you make them listen to the [space camp song](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UY0xwRIGOdc)? cuz I would.",
"Hey, I drive right past your office every morning. I went to Space Camp about 16 years ago as well. I'll wave to you every morning from now on.",
"Cool paperweight. ",
"good for you! we're using Linux",
"I feel like you're really putting your name out there. I hope your post history is clean. ",
"Sick",
"Check and mate. ",
"I recognize that anywhere! I went to Space Academy back in the 90's and we had our 'graduation' under that beast. Here's a shitty cellphone pic of a disposable panoramic camera pic I took back in the 90's. [Go Team Lockheed!](https://imgur.com/6sjg2VM)",
"\"Oh...I never told anybody this, but a thousand years ago I used to look up at the moon and dream about being an astronaut. I just didn't have the grades...or the physical endurance...plus I threw up a lot, and nobody liked spending a week with me.\"\n",
"put .... put your dick in it.",
"Boy when that things drops waste, it's probably not \"good luck\"",
"It's been about the same here for the last month so....",
"I'm creeping up on 40. I want to do the adult space camp program. ",
"Hey Toby.",
"I don't even have an office, other than Microsoft...",
"[fire emoji]",
"That bird must leave some huge droppings lol.",
"Space Camp!",
"Better yet... learn how to become the best deep core driller in the world. Guaranteed trip to space.",
"Are those mints?!",
"Hello, fellow Alabamians",
"Decatur Checkin In",
"You guys don't think it gets cold in Texas or something?",
"You win.",
"Flawless plan.",
"Close to my view. I see the Saturn 5 and a few of the smaller rockets.",
"Didn't take long for the \"Huntsville is an island among white-trash\" elites to show up. ",
"What an organized desk you have! Nobody would ever suspect those tissues are for wanking!",
"Huntsvegas, Bham, Gulf Shores, and if you have a soft spot for places like Muscle Shoals, Auburn, or Mobile you can throw those in there. Honestly more like 3 cities ",
"You know now the max level is a Astronaut taking a photo inside of shuttle looking out of ots windows at earth . (Even ISS counts)",
"[Varys agrees](https://media1.tenor.com/images/0a6180d43d8c9fcf073f46d27afdfdde/tenor.gif?itemid=5650618)",
"This! Just this.",
"It’s such a cool facility. My brother lives in Decatur and my nephews are just getting old enough to really appreciate it. I can’t wait to share it with them.",
"I work in the Space industry now, but never got the chance to go to camp as a kid. What happens at space camp?",
"One of the best joke, love you man",
"Space camp was probably the best memory i have from 6th grade. Except for the one kid that was allergic to latex paint so the entire group had to be moved to a mass sleeping area instead of our dorms. ",
"hey i go to auburn so i’m 2 for 4. and yeah beaches are always nice too",
"Janet!?",
"Windows 7 since the company doesn't want to upgrade until they absolutely have to 🙄",
"Space camp!",
"Another rocket center employee! Finally!",
"Hey, point that somewhere else. ",
"You work at space camp?",
"This is too awesome",
"I only have one Reddit account. o.O",
"Oh look at Mr. Fancy pants here with his office.",
"Nice bowl of hard candy. Are you a 60 year old woman?",
"You win the contest!!!",
"When I was a kid I loved the movie Space Camp.",
"I went to the Honeywell leadership academy and loved it. Thanks for doing a great job at hiring people to work it. They were excellent! Here take an upvote!",
"That's one weird looking dog ",
"Hey hey! Space and Rocket Center! Hello from over at UAH NSSTC :) ",
"It really depends on the situation. In some cases, you can get unlimited mileage from just one full tank! ",
"I went to SpaceCamp when I was in 7th grade if I remember correctly. Was a great time and met one of my first serious girlfriends there....haha",
"I would bet that this guy doesn't work at McDonalds ",
"My office has windows but I can't find the locks to open 'em",
"Thas a biiiig bird.",
"SCUBA certifications are not \"training for using a breathing device\" and they are not \"training for working in bouncy environments\". They are very specifically teaching how to deal with being *underwater* in an open mask, which is not in any way similar to being *in a fully contained spacesuit*. They don't train astronauts in giant water tanks to simulate ears popping under pressure or how to remove and reapply your facemask, they do it to simulate weightlessness. SCUBA has absolutely nothing to do with their training. \n \nIt was a joke, \"haha send the SCUBA guys to the planet with no water\"... but being serious... a SCUBA certification is not going to differentiate someone as more skilled if they want to go to Mars as a welder. I would imagine that a majority of Mars colonists are not going to be fully trained astronauts.",
"You win",
"I loved it.",
"Hi there! It looks like you're attempting identity theft. May I suggest patience and bide your time to collect relevant details? Most of what you need to get started can be found in the simplest of places like someone's discarded refuse, or accessing their browser history. Don't be afraid to guess a password!",
"\"Scruffy's gonna die the way he lived.\" *idle page flip*",
"People don't seem to understand *why* they do that astronaut training underwater, and that it has nothing to do with \"SCUBA diving\". \n \nedit: And they seem way more willing to downvote than to explain. Come on, cowards... ",
"That doesn’t look like Dee",
"I remember doing PT at 6am under that bird every morning for 6 days. \n\nSpace Academy is still one of my fondest memories. ",
"I met the Olsen Twins there in the 90's. I would eat freeze-dried ice cream every day if I had your job, OP",
"Or you could be baloo from tale spin",
"This is magical, and also extremely depressing. I'm following you to make sure you don't do anything drastic, like repeatedly bend yourself back and forth until.... you know...",
"Huntsville?",
"The early bird gets the worm, but the second mouse gets the cheese. ",
"I'm sure the guy/gal you responded to isn't out of work yet it's only been 30 min.\n\nTry [this](http://lmgtfy.com/?q=Price+of+space+camp)",
"You've hired multiple friends of mine, and possibly my Dad depending on how long you've been there. SpaceCamp was awesome ",
"Also, you can just coast all the way home if you have the right skills.",
"Living in Huntsville is honestly one of the best things, specially getting so see the Rocket everyday ",
"Win",
"I can see a window from where I sit. But it's not my window. And all I can see out of it is a barb wired wall.",
"Rocket Republic fan here....",
"Well we don't get out much apparently...",
"As an accountant, I can safely say I'd rather do this than work in HR.",
"It is $999 + $999 + $1199 (= 3200) for the 3 camps for kids in 2018. I figure by the time I had a kid and the kid is old enough, it will be about $4500. I am going to start putting a small amount away from this paycheck for it. The videos and description look so cool ⊂(◉‿◉)つ ",
"Welp, you're definitely *not* at NASA. ",
"Throw down in Space town! ",
"I live in SF and never been to Huntsville but guess I miss it too..",
"> Also it has no heated seats.\n\nWell, it does, but IMO, they get hot way too fast.",
"I remember wanting to go as a kid. I always wondered who ACTUALLY got to go to it.",
"Telesales, just as soul destroying. ",
"“It looks like you’re thinking about going postal.\n\nWould you like help?”",
"Theres always one show off",
"Huntsville Represent! ",
"In another news...HR office filled with resumes of people taking photos and input comment 'my office windows...'",
"What a wonderful story!",
"Hunstsville?",
"How...how did you know my evening plans?",
"You have to spin it right.\n\n\"I pick future astronauts. I'm like an NFL spotter for space\" ",
"Yea they're really taking off like a space shuttle into space which is funny because it's a super clever play on words and there is a space shuttle in this picture and not a real bird.",
"May I submit my CV: experience? zero. References in industry? zero. Likes space? 100. Can live in space? need suit. ",
"Bruh, HR is lit. Awesome pay and nobody fucks with you.",
"Well, here we are, throwing the torch around with Mr. Trump.",
"hahaha how have I never seen this. This gave me a good laugh. Oh and thanks for being a sarcastic ass. I mean that in a good way. Sometimes I'm just too lazy to open a new tab and type more. ",
"HR always gets the nice offices. ",
"*wipes off oily residue*",
"That birds wings have been clipped.",
"Ooh I work there, too! ",
"Yeah, that’s Pathfinder. Together with the Enterprise flight-Model I think it was the only shuttle to not have flown in space",
" Grep Clippy_Office_Assist\n 2213\n Kill -9 2213",
" That's super cool! How did you land that job? ",
"He does! However, for some reason he always tells people he has 5. It's a very strange thing to lie about. ",
"Thanks for taking me back to my youth and my time at space camp with this post!",
"Sorry to be the one to tell you this but you're not a real ghoul, and they're not going to take you with them.",
"I know this is a long shot, but it's worth a try.\n\nYou don't happen to know what it would take to be a software dev in the space industry, do you? It's literally my idea of a perfect job.",
"Born in Toney so essentially Huntsville checking in!",
"Oh hey shitty\n\nBeen a while since I've seen you around",
"I attended Space Camp the very first year it was offered. Out of about 100 campers, I was one of 7 girls. Great experience, but it has certainly changed a lot!",
"Do you work outside?\n\nIn Germany employers must provide a window looking outside for an office space where an employee sits all day...",
"Yeah, you don't typically expect \"this was a life-changing experience for me\" to be followed by \"because it truly forced me to accept my pitiful limitations\".",
"shh bby is ok",
"Well, la-dee-da :P",
"Buran didn’t use that launch configuration, it’s a shuttle mock-up",
"Any specific steps you took to get into that particular industry? I’m in HR and love to be doing it for an interesting industry. ",
"Hi fellow Huntsvillian!",
"that's not a bird u moron",
"HIRE ME AT SPACE CAMP",
"I am so jealous ",
"is that a candy dish of werther's original?",
"PATHFINDER! I love the space and rocket center!",
"Angry Birds maybe?",
"In the case of the Space Shuttle, make sure you actually buy the under body coating.",
"I guess you win then. ",
"But the rockets pointing right at her!",
"Hahaah",
"Good tips! Thanks, Clippy!",
"Oooo Huntsville!! ",
"I won the robotics course two years in a row. Can you hire me?",
"I don't know if you intented to, but I see what you did there. ",
"I mean, they aren't wrong. lol --source, just north of Alabama.",
"Someone photoshop this so that it is just a picture of Dee Reynolds outside his office.",
"I knew you worked there from that photo! I was a Make a Wish kid and my wish was to go to Aviation Camp. Def remember walking around that shuttle. ",
"I took part in a space camp there when I was 17. I am 25 now and I still consider that the best week of my life. I was in team 'Vision' ",
"Awe.. that story started off so nice then ended sad. Have you read Chris Hadfields book 'an astronauts guide to life on earth'? He talks a lot about how he uses his astronaut training in everyday life and how 'really smart' people haven't made the cut to be an astronaut if they aren't humble and cooperative",
"i miss clippy",
"none of them flew in space. Space is a lie.",
"HUNTSVEGAS?",
"I live where you live!",
"Huge fan of their Terrestri-Ale. Mad Malts is where I normally go, but STA is opening up their new mead tonight and that is tempting.",
"Cortanas an annoying biatch. \n\n",
"Winner. Unless a currently orbiting astronaut sends a pic.",
"Just Mars... and Milky ways",
"The space shuttle pathfinder doesn't actually do anything, it's basically just a model that's the exact size and weight of the real thing to practice moving them around and testing if platforms could hold a real one. Most of it is wood iirc",
"This was the most dream crushing thing I've read all week. And I even had a guilded r/prorevenge post where I ruined someone's career. ",
"You think you're better than me?",
"So the US Space and Rocket Center is actually a non-profit, and not a part of NASA. But all my friends work for NASA here in HSV. NASA work is like most govt engineering work, some long hours like all salaried jobs but by and large govt and govt contractors do not work tons of overtime, and tons of overtime is not expected unless it there is a looming deadline. Engineers tend to work long hours because we love solving problems, and some industries expect it. Just not most govt work.",
"I know i you as just being a wise ass...ofcourse the buran didn't use solid rocket boosters.",
"Meh",
"My cubicle window faces a convention center. I cant even see the sky :(",
"Real human being, real hero.",
"Beautiful view. I would like to see such images in the window.",
":( RIP majestic shuttle program.",
"Lucky.",
"Life uh, finds a way",
"Missed opportunity to call yourselves Huntsvillans.",
"I like your sense of humor. Can we be friends?",
"This meme is now growing exponentially...I don't know if we harbour the capacity, as a species, to keep up.",
"Sounds more like talent acquisition than true HR, which is a lot more fun and rewarding.",
"Sounds like the beginning of a wacky fish out of water space comedy.",
"Fun fact: The BFR is going to be about the same size as the external shuttle tank (delta wings excluded).",
"Dem tissues next to the monitor tho....amiright...",
"I hope this isn't classified information?",
"Nice! If I was you I'd just walk up and admire the A-12 Blackbird for a few minutes every day or so.",
"Always upvote for a place I live!! Well Madison, but close enough. ",
"Can confirm, currently in Huntsville.",
"Are you space man¿",
"Where's the one up picture of somebody giving you the finger through the window?",
"And I thought the parrots were cool...",
"I grew up in a poor family in Washington State and one year an Aunt surprised me and my cousin with a trip to Space Camp. Life changing! I still remember one of the matching chants a kid from the east coast taught me:\n\nBirdie, birdie in the sky. Why'd you do that in my eye? Looks like water and it tastes like spit. Oh my god it's birdie shit! ",
"Non-American here. I’ve always heard about Space Camp on US tv shows but never really knew what it was in real life. What do you do in Space Camp ? ",
"Definitely counts",
"Awesome bird mate. Gotta love her.",
"How do you have the willpower to keep from eating all of the candy?",
"Oh it was intended. ",
"That’s a nice desk ",
"Oh daaaaang",
"Hello from Madison, neighbor!",
"Omg I miss Space Camp",
"end.exe ",
"I was just about to ask if it was Huntsville, loved going there when I was younger. Haven't been in years",
"Nipples and dimes. \n\nNickels and boobs",
"Also from Huntsville like the rest of these fine people! ",
"Hi I’m an aerospace engineer please take my resume ",
"My grandparents have lived in Huntsville my whole life, is one my favorite things to do there. Space Camp was incredible as a kid. ",
"It’s at Huntsville, I live there. Space and Rocket Center from NASA I think is the name. ",
"That’s fucking incredible ",
"Phuckin lucky....",
"You. You probably win..",
"Keep your socks and your thoughts dry, brudah",
"That’s Huntsville!",
"What's everybody doing for lunch today? ",
"My best friend just got a job in Huntsville for NASA working on the ol' shuttle engines, RS-25s. If I remember correctly, they are going on the SLS.",
"Same. No natural light.",
"Not sure if you would miss it right now. That 1/4 inch of snow just shut us down for 3 days ",
"https://www.theonion.com/modernized-space-camp-allows-kids-to-simulate-frustrati-1819576546",
"Damn. I pity the poor aliens who are routed through Atlanta.",
"I hate you. /s",
"This picture makes me sad but motivated.",
"[enhance](https://media.giphy.com/media/bbRUs18Ce6k12/giphy.gif)",
"Am nerd. Not gamer nerd. Not messy, but hate cleaning. Too many other things I want to do.",
"Rocket City baby! Huntsville is the best kept secret in the South!",
"Well I read it in Lor's voice",
"Or Stella beer",
">Just don't send gamer nerds.\n\n:(",
"Damn thats sexy\n",
"I'm thinking the same thing. Who cares about these birds, I just want a window.",
"Unable to kill a zombie process",
"That's hand sanitizer...",
"I wish we had some food for it, maybe we need a go fund me for rocket scientists :(",
"Oh I meant Houston. I forget there are other NASA locations. Was just low key bitching that Houston didn't get a space shuttle. ",
"Haha shit, solid advice Clippy. I am definitely guilty of ambitiously selecting \"Kiss from a rose\" while intoxicated and stumbled the entire way through. ",
"Hey it's Pathfinder!",
"How would we learn from them by burying them? Isn’t displaying them and talking about the lessons we learned from designing and operating them the best way to learn from that history? ",
"I love Star Trek!\n\nHire Me!",
" Went there to see Rogue One.",
"Are there still hundreds of dollars in coins stuck to the underside of the external tank? \n\nAlso want to chime in as another kid who was fortunate enough to go to space camp a couple decades ago. One of the most rewarding experiences of my life. Our week had a huge range of kids, from the expected geeks to rural farm kids to the rebellious troublemakers whose parents just wanted them out of the house for a while. I've never seen such a disparate group of pre-teens work together in such a disciplined manner with no reward or risk of punishment, just the shared desire to execute our mission successfully.",
"Awesome! Do you guys have HR internships?",
"It's crazy when I saw this picture I knew exactly where that is. I went there in 7th grade and r emeber or like yesterday!",
"Sheep or tool?",
"Always weird to see Huntsville on the front page",
"Shout out to Rocket City!",
"That's what makes it a trap! ",
"Oh for sure, I know how that goes. Having your own office is what's important, otherwise you wouldn't be taking to me right now lmao. Having a window is nice, but privacy wins every tim",
"Actually, it's a scale model the exact size and weight as a spaceship which was used to test vehicles and platforms which would be used to hold the spaceships before putting the actual things on them. The rockets and fuel tank are real though",
"huntsville space center, went to aviation challenge there. great fun!",
"Do you feed it?",
"We went there a couple of years ago, kids really enjoyed it. I saw this shuttle and was kind of angry that there was this wooden wannabe posing as a great space machine. Then I looked up when I got home and turns out it is an official space shuttle and has an interesting use/history.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Pathfinder",
"That freefall ride at the Space & Rocket Center is insane. BTW, my wife and I visited there the day I proposed to her (proposed to her overlooking the city). She rode all the rides and I knew for sure she was the one.",
" grep -w defunct\n 666 2213 Clippy_Office_Assist\n kill -9 666",
"In Alabama? I have been there for a course in Redstone",
"Impressive sick measuring contest we have going here. Think you might have won",
"what candies are in that old lady jar and also I am very jealous of your literal dream view",
"Still waiting on one of these posts to have a middle finger outside the window.",
"He must be referring to the Huntsville Stars? They're long gone, Buddy. However, a new team is supposed to be moving to Madison.",
"this is a spaceship",
"your desk is facing the wrong way!",
"What do you mean it can't get to space with that amount of fuel? Look at the *giant* orange fuel tank\n\nAlso this space shuttle isn't an actual working one that went to space, the rockets and detachable fuel tank are real though",
"Are you in Huntsville at the space and rocket center?",
"You win. What ever this new take a picture of a bird out your window trend is you've won it. Congrats.",
"Hire me please.\n\nI have no experience and I'm an Australian living in Australia. \n\nBut if you hire me I'll find out what I need to and generally make space camp great again.\n",
"There are three of us!\n\n\n*\"That's right. You have no head. That darn pool must have been filled with acid. You obviously can't go on living that way.\"*",
"Oohoohoo, that's a big bird!",
"It depends, are you a serial killer?",
"Only a prop for movies though",
"If you run forward while holding a flag which way do the stars face? Forward. Same logic here",
"Hes on the sun rn, just look at the sun. YOU will See HIM!",
"Is this in New Orleans?",
"JINX PUT MAX IN SPACE.",
"Brother Joseph is pretty legit as well.",
"We call it Lyft Off!",
"Tennessee aquarium in Chattanooga was another legit spot that I don't think many folks are aware of",
"I wanted to go to space camp so bad.. I wanted a lot back then, now I just want the silence and solitude of space, hold the camp.",
"Too much Rocket League",
"As a Californian I think two seasons is fine, so long as they aren't Winter and Surface of the Sun.",
"The way commercial divers work, in autonomy in a hostile environment, alone for weeks at a atime except for radio contact, is kind of similar to the way astronauts work too.",
"Maybe for cristmas u will get one 😉",
"Must be really noisy in your office whenever that thing takes off.",
"okay, if anybody asks I'm going to say Clippy talked me into drinking.",
"Can I get a job? ",
"It's not on the 10th floor though ",
"One of my jobs in college was right next to the HOSC. I liked to go stare at the old F1 engines sitting out. ",
"Absolutely",
"Whenever I run into someone who has broken their arm or leg, I ask them if they're sick of people asking how they did it yet. They always say yes, so I tell them when someone asks, get a thousand yard stare and quietly say \"... space camp\" and then walk away.\n\nApparently it works beautifully.\n\n(Oh, and nice view!)",
"Morning PT next to Pathfinder is still a fond memory, in spite of what time we had to get up.",
"The US Space and rocket center in Huntsville is honestly one of my favorite places. I remember the tours and going through Space camp there for a few summers. That shuttle in the picture was my screen saver for a ear until I got a new phone ",
"That's not a bird, is a plane!",
"I can see your name, or someones name on that certificate. If that matters. ",
"They stole her SRB cones. ",
"\"Good on you\" never heard that, but it seems more right",
"THAT IS A BEAUTIFUL BIRD!",
"Ya I'll wait until a good 100k plus have successfully been sent there before I would ever consider it.\n\nAlso, it's like a 10 month trip. If you think no fap November is hard, well........",
"It's amazing to think of all the science the shuttles gave us. The new insights and discovers the shuttle was a catalyst for.",
"Did you go to space camp?",
"Great glare management!",
"Not quite the \"sales\" pitch you want on your space camp brochure",
"I went to Space Camp too!\n\nRemember the shuttle landing/takeoff simulations? That shit was intense",
"So, have you worked with Destin from smarter every day?",
"I saw Widespread Panic at the Van Braun Center three years ago. What a fantastic venue.",
"Monkeynaut on draft yes and thank you",
"Grep? You mean ps?",
"Haven’t you heard? They work in HR at Space Camp. ",
"SWEET CAROLINE BAM BAM BAM",
"> It’s my job to hire people to work at Space Camp.\n\nHave you ever seen the 1986 movie? ",
"Is that lube and tissues ?",
"The American flag is backwards on the shuttle.",
"We’ve got to find a way to keep the young ones moral after school! ",
"I love you Clippy!!!",
"Go in and say hi to him for me.",
"We have a winner",
"We have a winner!",
"Huntsville? Thats so cool that this went big",
"I think its a cat",
"That is so amazing. I would have LOVED that.\n\nMy mom had weird ideas about space camp, as you can tell. (I always got along better with boys, anyway.) ",
"That's amazing! Would that ever get old?",
"hey its me ur brother",
"Flash back to space camp",
"So it looks like it's flying. Imagine it's attached to a pole... as the shuttle flies, the flag would fly that direction. It's the same on many military uniforms as well.",
"I have socks on right now",
"We're just a messy bunch, that's all.",
"Notice the Jerk off station at the bottom right corner",
"So its a bird?",
"Bravo, Dr. Barnhart!",
"I’m a real hard worker and love Aerospace so I’m in the case where you love what you do so it’s not work but working 60+ hours a week every week just seems a little much for mental health and your relations with others. You pretty much can’t see anyone else but who you work with. ",
"Oh good. I'm pretty sure we're all interested. Should we set up an appointment or just show up or...?\n\nAlso, I'm making space suits for all of us.",
"I love the Space and Rocket Center. What a view.",
"No, you still need to feed it a good amount of rocket fuel.",
"I too wanted to be an astronaut growing up, but then I found out I was scared of heights, sooo.....",
"`Stop-Process -name \"*clippy*\" -force`",
"Space camp ?\n",
"Hi there! It looks like you're trying to commit digital murder. May I suggest powershell?",
"Hi. I'm studying Aerospace. Would you like to hire an Aerospace Engineer? Even just someone to stare at that beaut all day? ",
"Um. That’s not a bird. It’s an airplane clearly",
"It's that way on uniforms so soldiers never appear to be retreating.",
"Great. I’m already having space camp withdrawals and you go and post pathfinder. I neeeeed to go back for an adult 6 day. ",
"I think I managed to get a pencil stuck in that orange tank insulation back when I was in space camp in the mid 90s. ",
"Uh-huh. What happens when they catch him stealing change from the SPACE SHUTTLE?? What happens then??",
"B’wood in the house!",
"Do you really consider it to be a challenge?",
"wow",
"Team Opportunity!",
"That's what we call a B1rd, in the chair force. ",
"100% doable. People get married here all the time. ",
"Waiting for the wrong button to be pressed :p",
"I would probably get fire after a week for riding it like a horse.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l_p-EEJED-k",
"Showoff.",
"Don’t forget Aviation Challenge!",
"You mean [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tzoAKhSY2UU)? It's German, but just skip a bit",
"do you ever go out and feed the little fella some reentry tiles for a snack?",
"I know Richard's had a troubled past, but gosh darn it, I just can't stay mad at the guy.\n\nRich? Get over here you!",
"Hey! That’s at space camp! I went two summers ago. It was a really fucking fun week. \n\nThat’s awesome",
"What's that blue ball? It looks awesome",
"Holly Molly. Do you ever get used to that amazing view?",
"Uh, are those hard candies just to take?",
"Moon Landing, Confirmed",
"they move the dates back all the time. During the bush administration, it was probably mid 2020s. Each administration makes these dates up and never increases NASA funding enough to make it happen. ",
"Dude, quit bragging. ",
"It's a space bird, from space Australia",
"I can't wait to sign my son up. I came home from yesterday and he had opened a rocket kit he got for Christmas and wanted to go launch it. I told him we needed to wait a little for it to warm up.",
"Wow, this truly IS the Space Age!",
"Which private airport is this? ",
"North Alabama is nice as heck ",
"Aviation Challenge > Space Camp. That is all. ",
"Um, that's Space Accountant.",
"Nice! I used to work on a space center, and I had similar views, minus the shuttle itself. My place did rocket testing and buoys.",
"Huntsville Space & Rocket Center, nice.",
"We get it dude, you have a fancy-ass candy bowl.",
"Am I the only one who zoomed and looked for an actual bird just to realize OP was referring to a space shuttle? ",
"If the guy was in the military he has a chance.",
"Space camp! Went there in 5th grade and had a blast!",
"r/humblebrag",
"Space camp was a great experience",
"That box cleenex is suspicious though ",
"Space hookers!",
"Aaand now we're going to see this on the front page soon",
"I like how your desk is facing the opposite direction. So your potential employees see that amazing view when they come to your office. Cool! ",
"Now this is an office view I’m jealous of",
"*squints* looks like Huntsville; is that Huntsville?",
"Are those hard candies free?",
"You don't want to know what's outside his other window.",
"Um, are those hard candies, like, just to take?",
"Bait ",
"Where's the best place to eat in Huntsville?",
"Lucifer has just been a bit at a bit of a loose end since he lost his job... Ok, ok, yeah he was fired for inciting a riot, but security didn't have to be so brutal with him when they threw him out either! You should see him now, you know how he was this kinda pretty boy with that flowing hair and perfect face and shit? Yeah that shits completely fucked up now, I didn't even recognise him when I saw him the other day, skin all red and shit, face all kinds of fucked up.\nAnyway, long story short, he's had some trouble getting work now, so ok yeah he's had some time on his hands and stuff, but he's getting himself out there and meeting people and stuff... Ok, he's on his couch at home ",
"But have you ever seen a woman naked in real life? I'm guessing not, unless you paid for it.",
"That glass candy dish better have candy and not office supplies. ",
"McMartian's",
"The real one in Huntsville is wholly original, %100 percent real down to the tiniest part, and not made up of spare parts or boiler plate parts. It was really the first one ever built as it was meant for shake testing. It did, however, have some cosmetic upgrades when it was moved indoors after having sat outside for decades. ",
"Assuming hes in charge of hiring people, I wouldn't think so, given that view. Must be special to have it",
"It absolutely would, it would be the closest thing to welding and doing construction in Space.",
"A thousand dollars. Per kid. ",
"Redstone?",
"What kind of food are you looking for? ",
"> no one wants to hear ... Journey anymore\n\nWhatever dude. Chicks dig Journey.",
"You win imo",
"The website is, conveniently enough, spacecamp.com !",
"The real one was used for shake testing and never meant for flight but it's completely real. The one standing up outside is just a full scale model. ",
">Oh Shhhhhit\nFTFY",
"bird... will Twitter do?",
"My office is on ground floor. The only birds I see are pidgeons and crows fighting for scraps of roadkill.",
"I remember back when this was in Florida. I loved looking around it all up close as a kid visiting the visitor complex at the Kennedy Space Center in Cape Canaveral, FL.\nWhat a sight to have outside your window!\n\nEdit: I'm thinking of something else being in Florida that was moved after it was decided that Atlantis would be there instead. It was the open mock-up of the shuttle you could go inside, I believe it was moved to somewhere in Texas.",
"How can I become you?",
"Clippy why are you ending sentences with prepositions? Thats not good discipline for an office assistant. ",
"The Huntsville marathon runs right by there, fun place!",
"That's perfect disguise for lube",
"i know that you will probably never see this but i went to space camp a few years ago and it was amazing (i was on von tiesenhausen for the military scholarship.) i love my space camp hoodie and i wear it all the time but recently i spilled chili oil on it and it’s getting small. is there any way i could get or buy a new one. thanks for the amazing experience and my space exploration merit badge, it was the last one i needed for eagle scout! thanks again. ",
"I think someone in every office building in America has that same candy dish.\n\nCool view, OP.",
"whoa Shitty and Clippy in the same post!",
"I love the rocket and space museum in Huntsville. It’s the highlight of my trips to Redstone Arsenal. ",
"Not intimidating at all staring at a big-ass rocket and space shuttle during your job interview. \n \n\"I... uh... I mop pretty good.\"",
"You win",
"I LOVE the USSRC! I used to love going there as a kid. I can’t math so I never made an astronaut... yet. I’m only 25, it could still happen! ",
"We went there last year on a family vacation! Awesome place to stop on the drive down to gulf shores!",
"**HUNTSVILLIANS UNITE!!**",
"First separating eggs and then this. Reddit has turned into a weird millennial county fair.",
"Yeah and he's only 7 months old. He might even be able to remember most of the stuff he posts on here.\n\nMe and you, we got 7 years under our accounts. Our accounts are in grade school playing tag with girls. There is no way we can remember what depraved vile shit we've posted in that time.\n\nHell, I have a quarter million comment karma, they would have to hire a new HR guy just to go through my posts to see how unhirable I am.",
"I don’t know if it’ll last longer but it’ll definitely go more miles. ",
"I went to space camp in 2011 and when I saw her for the shuttle and Saturn five disassembled, I had my first big “oh shit we’re tiny” moments.",
"Christian fundamentalists be like: sinners trying to build a lot of those for invading Heaven.",
"I've seen worse on the front page.",
"Notice that's not ground floor and the monitor is not visible from outside from ground level, so basically no one is peeking.",
"Am I the only person who puts on My Bloody Valentine and reads random shit on reddit?",
"Yooooo, I love marshal, I have only been once and it was for space camp but good lord that was the best 3 days of my life. If you see Carl (I think that was his name, he led our group) tell him hi.",
"PunbleBrag",
"Bye Pics. Your posts are worthless. ",
"It was also an early predecessor to the Space Shuttle Devastator, which briefly struck fear into the hearts of the galaxy throughout the early 90's.",
"Your view sucks!\n\nOk it doesn't and I'm jealous...but do you get alot of penis jokes or do you feel aroused or inadequate..or just exhausted staring at that bad boy all day ?",
"You're not looking at a model, or even a replica. You're looking at a technical demonstrator/training tool/testbed. This IS a space shuttle, it just doesn't have engines, thermal tiles, or flight hardware. It was used to train crew and to develop methods for mating the shuttle to the SRBs and the external fuel tank.\n\nAlso, it's a perspective thing. I think the frame of the window makes it appear small. In reality it's pretty damn big.",
"ps, then pipe grep.",
"We should just kick 'em off the planet, that'll show 'em! ",
"Am brok college student. Need moneys. Please hire me. ",
"Go to hell OP, I get to look at a parking lot or people smoking darts.\n\nJK, that's an awesome view and must be an awesome job.",
"Clippy, I never appreciated you when I was a child. As a man grown I long for the days when you’d grace my computer screen in the school library. How are you old friend?",
"Game over. ",
"I don’t understand why Huntsville has this and the two Saturn v’s?\n\nI want to go to Kennedy space center and see the fucking space shuttle stack, vertical, on a launch pad. Same for the Saturn v. Take the elevator to the top, and stairs that people can walk down. And charge whatever fee it takes to maintain everything.\n\nSuch a missed opportunity in my opinion..\n",
"wow, didnt know HSV was this poppin on reddit \n",
"Hey, that’s awesome to see the USSRC on the front page of Reddit. Huntsville is awesome!",
"OSCAR WIN NOW!!!!",
"I once saw a bird like that from [my office window](https://imgur.com/a/NXwEO).",
"true, maybe a \"museum of mistakes\" would be more appropriate.",
"did mystic meg leave her crystal ball on you desk",
"I pass this every day on my way to work on the Arsenal. ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Alright boys, shut it down. We have ourselves a winner!",
"Cant take pictures in the Pentagon...",
"You win.",
"Huntsville space and rocket center. Reppin my home town",
"Went to Aviation Challenge about 20 yrs ago. Had so much fun.",
"!redditcookie",
"Awesome! Thanks OP!",
"May the rest of your day be as fantastic as this video",
"So, is this some sort of \"dick measuring\" contest over who has the best view? We get it. The first bird pic was interesting, and now everyone has to \"one-up\" the guy. ",
"#humblebrag",
"I zoomed in on the window across the way and I was able to see the reflection of tour computer screen. I see that tour password is hunter2.",
"No it's hungry. It needs to eat launch. ",
"Except you can’t change usernames on reddit\n\nEdit: welp, I’m wrong! They changed it.",
"Idk. Maintenance on the space shuttle is really demanding. One mistake and you're gonna have blue eyes. ",
"Yeah, most engineers don’t work 60+ hours a week all year. Unless they work in a startup/Silicon Valley sort of culture ( which SpaceX would say they are), but that is nowhere close to the majority of white collar jobs. There is plenty of room for clever hard working engineers that want to go home at 5pm, and for the ones that want to stay in the lab until 1am because they gots ta get it working that day.",
"Yes but does it land itself..",
"the first boy who broke my heart lives in huntsville.... :( fuck Huntsville ",
"Huntsville, AL ...represent ",
"There is an SR-17 a few feet away from this bird. Some would say thats the real apex predator.",
"Truth. Accountant here, I have a window but-----they had to put my desk hutch in front of it due to how the room is shaped. So I don't get to see outside, but I get all of the poor insulation in the winter. :/ \n\nYesterday I had tights underneath my work pants, double layers of socks, a work blouse, a cardigan, and a heavy winter jacket and I was still freezing. ",
"I see Vulcan from my office, wanna swap for a bit?",
"Oh man, the agents I support get the window areas and we are stuck in a disaster proof room. I look out the windows in passing when I go to the bathroom or coffee, yearningly...",
"we plan on sending my daughter to space camp. she's only 2 years old though, so we're going to have to wait a bit\n",
"And has been, for 20 years. ",
"Name checks out",
"But...only clippier.",
"What's the link for the job listings at space camp? I enjoyed my visit to Huntsville and could see myself living there.",
"Was just clarifying that only one was real and used for testing. The other was constructed just for show a few years back when the Davidson Center was built. It's only about 10 years old. ",
"Open Windows brings forth bugs.",
"Awesome, now recomend porn",
"Rad! Are those Ferrero Rocher in your crystal candy dish? Those are my wife's favorite.",
"Man working at Space Camp must be sweet!",
"I know where you work",
"Thats not a feathered friend...",
"Humble brag wanker",
"I love the Space and Rocket Center. ",
"Does it count if I work and reddit from Huntsville but live thirty minutes away?\n\nWho am I kidding, almost everyone with a thirty minute drive of the city works in Huntsville. If the arsenal ever shuts down everyone within three counties is toast.",
"Space Camp! So many happy memories...\n",
"I’ll go fuck him up for you ",
"I think you couldve posted a picture of that if you didn’t comment it. Rip front page?",
"Cancer seems to affect everyone anymore. :(",
"You don't think the Space Camp dorms are a good view?\n\n\n",
"Sup hsv fam",
"Got any Worthers Originals in that candy dish grandpa?",
"All i see is a Flyin' Brick",
"They don't keep it in the garage? My tax money is financing this expensive thing that is not protected from the elements?",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Everywhere within half an hour drive always considers themselves living in the city so you’re good ",
"Nice office!\n",
"I'm pretty sure thats not a real orbiter..",
"I hope that bird never flies into your window ",
"Scarily true...",
"It's a *replica* of a bird. Hope that helps :)",
"Where is the UAH people at?",
"I hope to have this view one day",
"There should be a subreddit just for people’s office views",
"You win ",
"Imagine if that bird's shit landed on you. Woof",
"Based purely on the title I expected it to be someone giving OP the finger outside a window.",
"and the bird you see on windows is your girlfriend.",
"Always nice to see someone on Reddit from the area of Alabama I grew up in. Nice view OP",
"[OP's office](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.7107742,-86.652262,37a,35y,298.49h,73.85t/data=!3m1!1e3?hl=en)",
"so you have an iphone?",
"I was going to write an angry reply but I knocked over a bunch of stacked soda cans reaching for my mouse. ",
"Hahaha LOL ",
"Same here",
"[Ghost](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=b4taIpALfAo) of Clippy. He pissed.",
"You as well! I am getting ready for an interview for an administrative position, I found it oddly appropriate. ",
"Are we talking about the game with the Energizer Bunny?",
"Yeah, but where are they gonna find a bird?",
"My aunt went there",
"And less wormy. ",
"a: I want to fly this barn door.\n\nb: Here, just let me strap on MOAR ROCKET POWARS.\n\na: Lit!",
"Bahaha. ",
"Definitely going to need those for moral support!",
"I hate you",
"I was just there a few days ago in Huntsville Alabama! Super cool space center",
"Rapid Unplanned Deescalation",
"are you sure that's a bird? it looks like an eagle or a duck or a hybrid of a duck and eagle",
"See Toby’s part of HR so he’s not really part of our family, and he’s divorced too so he’s not really part of his family either ",
"That's not Cal from Space Team, is it?",
"\"Did somebody say 'toast'!?\"",
"I used to live in Madison, and driving by this every morning on the highway was the best part ",
"But the range is out of this world. ",
"Hi Huntsville. Do campers still throw stuff at the external fuel tank to try to get it to stick?",
"actually the current NASA budget is 0.5% of the total government budget, while the public's best guess hovers around 10% and they'd be okay with it if that was true.",
"Need more birds from windows",
"Wow V nice coat",
"I would need those kleenex too if I had that sexy beast to look at all day.",
"HR = Huge Rocket!",
"You win!!",
"Hey Huntsville AL! 👍 just moved here. Love it. ",
"As an HR major that doesn't know what to expect after graduating, this gives me hope ",
"I see that every morning when I leave for work. I live on the other side of the highway. We actually go to the space center all the time. My son loves that place. \n\nMaybe u/dukeandfriar can get us a discount on our membership next year ;)",
"Yay for Huntsville!!",
"It's also shedding its feathers... too soon?",
"That's pretty freaking lit",
"Lol that isn't even legal where I am from.",
"And less deadly",
"She bends when I tell her to bend.",
"I'm glad they moved HR out of that trailer 😂",
"I don't even live in Huntsville, but in this thread I live in Huntsville.",
"You might need to be smart and dedicated to be an astronaut, but that doesn't mean you need to be smart or dedicated to work *with* astronauts or in the space industry in general. For example, you could work in space-related, uh, H... R .... ooh, ah, having an awkward moment here.",
"There are dozens of us!",
"Being a couple thousand miles away for school, it's really nice to see a landmark from my hometown on the front page. Kinda like huntsville came to pay me a visit. Thanks OP!",
"We are engineers, why would we do that?? ",
"The Heck!? hello, Huntsville. I had no idea there were offices up there. I thought it was all space camp stuff.",
"I know youre not supposed to be taking pictures in that facility ",
"And.... your anonymity is compromised. Time for a new account gurllll",
"Huntsville!",
"With that screenname, you were just too \"Fire\" for him",
"Oh burn...haha",
"Speaking of worms - https://twitter.com/2Go_Health?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw&ref_url=http%3A%2F%2Ffox17online.com%2F2018%2F01%2F19%2Fsushi-lovers-stomach-churning-discovery-a-5-foot-tapeworm-living-inside-him%2F\n",
"DoD, can confirm beer is appreciated. ",
"More like: \n \n C:\\>tasklist /m Clippy*\n Image Name PID Modules \n ========================= ======== ============================================ \n Clippy_Office_Assist.exe 49808 Clippy_AnnoyingShit.dll\n C:\\>taskkill /f /pid 49808",
"This might be one of the best videos I’ve ever watched",
"Clippy didn't die, he was just left unemployed.",
"My 4th grade class was just on a trip here. I had a student who kept trying to climb that sign under it.",
"Game over. He wins.",
"Windows 7 is better than Windows 8 or 10 if you have any sort of specialized software.",
"Asshole:(",
"I am attending there next fall, got a full ride scholarship. Cant wait to start building my own Rocket",
"That's okay. I didn't want to enjoy my lunch anyways. ",
"Chuck wagon in madison",
"The truely beautiful thing to come with space colonization will be the first memes people will make on Mars. ",
"I'm sorry",
"Cheers!",
"Rosie's, there is nothing better.",
"):",
"I visited there when I was young , I'm from Athens ",
"Don't fire it up! It's going to hit that building!",
"This bird wins",
"It's great at hauling, especially off road and over long distances. It can get places others simply can't. Speed is amazing, acceleration is good and range is exceptional. It's really rough when accelerating and braking but when cruising its smooth as butter. Has seating for seven. Biggest downside is the maintenance really. You need specially qualified mechanics and they really bend you over a barrel. ",
"HEYO! it's the US space and rocket center in Huntsville! I could recognize Pathfinder any day! ",
"The City Cafe Diner is amazing if you want just normal meals but delicious. Just google its location cuz i keep forgetting",
"It depends on whether you're talking recreational SCUBA or commercial divers. I would absolutely rather have a commercial diver who welds deepwater oil rigs to learn to operate on Mars. There's a whole set of skills around welding in hostile environments, having to carrying around your own gas mixtures, and the level of mission planning and attention to detail that commercial divers have that a standard welder would not.",
"Yeah these posts are getting annoying. \n\"Oh look at me! I have a cushy office job where I can slack and take photos of my beautiful view!\" \nMeanwhile, blue-collar folks are working hard all day long with crappy views, or no views at all. Get this mess out of here.",
"Space Camp was full of very fond memories from my high school years. Loved that place!",
"Aye davie come get some toast.",
"Good. Jersey could use a little stress relief. Can’t have a beer and see titties at the same time. Strip club rules are so bizarre there. ",
"*\\o/* Huntsville and see the rocket as well!",
"On the newer iPhones, all you have to do is say, “Hey Siri.” Convenient but also creepy.",
"Haha okay. Many of my parents friends or friends parents work there. ",
"Why you gotta bring a car to a knife fight man",
"I know the guy who drew Clippy, great guy, does picture books for kids.",
"Moved from Huntsville to SoCal....went from 4 seasons to nice weather or surface of the sun....",
"Don't tell that to Sean Spicer....",
"Same. I live about 20 minutes away but count myself as a Huntsville citizen. I’ve never really had a City I lived in that I could be proud of before so I’m claiming it! ",
"Thunderbirds are a go..",
"I'm local. Want me to kick him in the shins? I'm a good shin-kicker.",
"Just giving y'all a hard time buddy :)",
"Show off. Psh.",
"Nice! I went to Titusville when I was a kid. It always kind of felt like that place was an afterthought (we bunked at a Motel 6 or something instead of the cool Space Hab you guys had), but we did get to go to KSC, which was a plus. Great counselors, great program, great memories. My model rocket nearly killed a bird. I still have my nerdy purple visor and my wings.",
"That is so FUCKING COOL!!\n",
"Whoa, he's been in space? Lol",
"I saw Bill Maher's stand-up show when he came to town. So he opened with, \"Huntsville, Alabama! As I was driving in from the airport, couldn't help but notice you've got the space shuttle up on blocks...\" ",
"Your bird can’t fly anymore. At least the other birds could fly. ",
"Sigh. *(unzips)*",
"Thank you for not voting Moore.",
"God damn, you win. Where do you work?",
"thats not a bird, silly",
"With gambling being legal here we need an excuse to go to Vegas.",
"Mic drop",
"Are you actually using a paperweight?? ",
"Lal!",
"Or, uh, immoral support.",
"heh",
"Can I come work with you?",
"*MuskDonald's*",
"You're right, and it is a pain to migrate everything to anything that is undoubtedly compatible with the later versions of Windows",
"Or build plain 'ol terrestrial electric cars on time.",
"I went to Space Camp in the late 80's and it was the BOMB",
"Do you need chefs?",
"Your “birds”could bring freedom tho.",
"Huntsville Ontario represent!",
"He wins",
"Suddenly, OP realized he was surrounded by Redditors, and he'd just given them all enough information to find him at his desk. The frozen smile on his face slowly faded, replaced by a deep pit of dread deep in his candy-filled gut.",
"Is this the space center's visitor/museum building by the police hall of fame in Titusville?",
"Half expected this to be a pic of Sweet Dee from IASIP",
"When we did the shuttle simulation, I was the commander and doing stuff in the cockpit. We were scheduled land back on Earth after some time on the ISS.\n\nAnyway, we had two scientists doing an EVA on the Canada Arm for some reason. It was almost time to start re-entry procedures so I started warning them to come back in and buckle up (fuel and time was vital). They kept ignoring me. If we re-entered the atmosphere with the arm extended, we'd all die and we didn't have the fuel to wait for another window. \n\nEventually, we were way close to the point of no return. I asked Houston if the Arm would stay in orbit if we ejected it.\n\nThere was a long pause, before someone said \"Yes.\"\n\nI flipped through the massive manual in the cockpit, and actually found the procedure to eject the arm. I started hitting buttons then ordered the pilot to start re-entry procedures.\n\nI went down and hit the latches necessary, \"ejected\" the Arm (it didn't actually fall off. There were 13 year olds on it), closed the bay doors and pressurized everything as needed. \n\nAt this point, one of the scientists was banging at the airlock but it was sealed. I shook my head at him and went back up to the cockpit. We were out of time. If I unlocked the seal, it'd cost us precious time and the ship would be destroyed with everyone on it. At least this way, only two astronauts would die and the Arm could be retrieved on another mission. \n\nI helped the pilot finish re-entry and we survived the simulation.\n\nAnd two campers didn't talk to me for the rest of the week.\n\nBut sometimes you gotta make the tough calls.",
"Belongs in /r/humblebrag",
"I thought that's what it was! I was there recently and I thought it looked familiar!",
"You win the internet. Pack it up, guys! ",
"My windows have offices.\n\n",
"So cool! I am next door to Ellington Field and close to NASA in Houston. Talking to my kids about space camp in Huntsville this summer. The best part about being next to Ellington is the jets flying overhead, I never tire of tbhat sound. And every now and again i see the super guppy going for a cruise. ",
"“So I INVERTED the bird..”",
"Haha nice",
"God that's so annoying. Put some wire out there or something.",
"> Windows 95\n\n> online services\n\nkids these days",
"Well I was born there does that count? Mobilian now.",
"Im available. Can i work from the netherlands?",
"Or in the app.",
"This is turning into a dick measuring contest now comon guys/girls.",
"Yknow after having attended Aviation Challenge for so many years I wanted to work there pretty badly.. but I Live in florida and am in college.. so yknow.. priorities ",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Nice model. 1 to 1 scale.",
"how do you know that it is the same bird every day? ",
"your paperweight is better than my entire cubicle <3 ",
"You win.",
"Former Huntsvillian (born and raised, lived there for 25 years) and also went to Space Camp in 5th grade! ",
"Stan Leo's. ",
"Shot smart. Shop S^^(pace) -mart.",
"huntsville party whoot whoot",
"Beautiful plumage.",
"Then you have a VERY IMPORTANT job! :)\n\nThose kids need inspiration, and your team ensures they receive it and take what they learn to thrive in STEM! Thank you for doing what you do!",
"That’s a big bird",
"The thing underneath IS it's dick.",
"I used to do jumping jacks under this every morning in spaaace caaaamp",
"This rules",
"Ask them how they feel about not getting a space shuttle, but you might want to quietly put the phone down for an hour or so while they tell you. ",
"You are a cool person. That is awesome",
"And then there is the licensing bullshit...",
"Roll Tide",
"He was supposed to die but he couldn’t find the right folder. ",
"Nerd. ",
"Do you want Russians? Because that's how you get Russians...",
"Shera - Get me some tea!",
"People looking back at this in the future will be so confused by that title. xD",
"Currently in Huntsville. It's fucking cold. ",
"Wait what?",
"Thicc ",
"I was still there when the stars left (I moved to Texas in ‘14, then Germany last year). I couldn’t find a sweet tea emoji so I put a peanut for boiled peanuts.",
"Thicc ",
"I have a similar view, only my rocket is vertical, as it should be with the boosters and tank still attached. ",
"Graduated last spring. Charge on!",
"Thank you for the video, but please don't link your playlist. Especially when the next video starts with a naked lady, ya dink.",
"I’m still upset that we didn’t end up with a space shuttle.",
"Houston? I just got a job not too far away and plan to visit the space center on a regular basis. Can't wait.",
"Rocket city boys in da houseeeeee",
"I had amazing experiences at Space Academy & Aviation Challenge oh so very many years ago. Spent many hours sitting under that beast. ",
"They added it yesterday, check the update changelog. I believe it's three reddit gold to change it, but it has to be given to you by other people. You can't just buy it for yourself. I guess you could just make different accounts and give your main account gold on them though...",
"was hoping it would be a middle finger ",
"Do I count if my dad lives in Huntsville and mom in Fayetteville?",
"Hell, my office has Linus. He’s a nice fella but we can’t have anything nice. ",
"That's not a bird, that's a space station.",
"Braggart!",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"I live in Florence!",
"Yep, I'm another Huntsville guy. Well Madison........",
"You win",
"Instructions unclear... I am now a woman",
"Houston didn't get a space shuttle when they divvied them up across the country. People here, especially Nasa people, are still very bitter about it and will talk your ear off if you bring it up. ",
"I don’t have an office anymore :)",
"Good memories on the campus there. Space Academy.... god I don't even know what year. I remember hiding under it in the rain :-)",
"[This bird won't leave my Windows.](https://imgur.com/xZhy4AX)",
"Is that to scale? Your desk must be YUGE.",
"It takes a lot to make me jealous, but damn, I want that view!",
"You got a crystal ball on your desk bro!",
"As we can see out your window, they gave you a sweet ass company vehicle.\n\nAnd you always say in your best future voice, \"No time for breakfast, honey! They need me out in SPACE.. ^camp.\"",
"What shuttle is it",
"There's a possibility. ",
"We got trouble! Right here in River City! With a capital \"T\" and that rhymes with \"P\" and that stands for \"Pool\"!!!",
"Decent bird, but why not the SR-71 out front? The bird posted above can fly higher than others, but the Blackbird (*it's in the NAME!!!*) can kill pretty much any other bird, as well as most land critters.",
"Huntsville?!",
"You win...",
"Huntsvegas, AL... Very underrated city",
"But she can see you on reddit.",
"DOESN'T COUNT! Jk, y'all can party too.",
"Yeah, that's Space Quest IV. Loved that one.",
"I knew it was Huntsville as soon as I saw it. Been there twice, although not recently, and it's a beaut. You gotta be lucky to work there on-site and see that \"bird\" every day! \n\nI've been to Marshall, Johnson and Kennedy. Love visiting NASA. ",
"Nature’s cool but NOT as cool as this! \n\n(In some instances)*",
"And to think I've thought about applying as a counselor there.. now I know who to bug! 😁",
"This could be the premise of a really depressing movie, like Cast Away expect a guy is stuck in a lonely office job and he names his stress ball Wilson. He slowly loses his sanity before being rescued by retirement, but at that point he cannot reacclimate to social interactions outside of the lonely and isolated office.",
"Except for Phil’s ;)",
"Yep, went to space camp when I was in the 7th grade. Had graduation right under that shuttle. To this day those are the best 7 days of any summer vacation. I got to do so many things that I'll never do again, save from going to space camp again. I was also there while they were preparing for Apollo 13 so I got to see Tom Hanks while I was there if I remember right Kevin Bacon and Gary Sinise were there too.\n\nOne thing I was extremely sad about was the fact I didn't get to meet Jinx. They say he isn't real and it's just part of that movie, but I don't believe them. Jinx is real, man.",
"accountant gets paid very well.\n\nSource; I just paid my accountant to do my taxes. \n\n",
"Don't worry. They'll be tanking soon.",
"I love Huntsville! The one place in Alabama that you can use a rocket to tell what part of town you are in!",
"ARE THOSE BUTTERSCOTCH CANDIES",
"See’s spacecraft, still proceeds to look for real bird.",
"Holy shit, that’s awesome!\n\nHadn’t heard about that, yet (obviously), thanks!\n\nMight be time to set up some vpn’s and new accounts, bide my time and probably never do anything about it..,",
"Me!!!! I’m from Huntsville and go to UAH!",
"You must be fun at parties :(",
"Rekt.",
"Ok we have a winner, shut this competition down",
"You win.",
"They are literally only winter and surface of the sun.",
"shuttle also doesn't really fly, it kind of just glides down with minimal input from the pilot. ",
"Show off.",
"That is an awesome view. ",
"I think it's safe to say you've won this game",
"Bandito burrito on governor's drive is really good. I miss living there, I would pop in and get me a Grande burrito and a beer every now and then",
"I’m still salty that JSC got a mock-up and New York and California got actual shuttles. ",
"HSV represent! Big smiles to see the shuttle on the front page. Space Camp was a huge reason I ended up moving to the region. as someone who wants to work with the organization, do you have any tips?",
"Yes.",
"Huntsville AL. [US Space & Rocket Center](https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x88626c10a5eae5d7:0x3e32325e196cc12e!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4shttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOGh6fqPenTBOBIh-5x2tUY5xlEWkbe1YJeWlM%3Dw240-h160-k-no!5su.s.+space+%26+rocket+center+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipOGh6fqPenTBOBIh-5x2tUY5xlEWkbe1YJeWlM&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS6fmEv-TYAhXrTN8KHV3kBuwQoioIiwEwEQ). ",
"Supper Heroes. I suggest the bacon wrapped meatloaf sandwich. ",
"Crushing. ",
"Is that a pigeon?",
"There is always that one person. \"I have a 2 pence.\" \"I have a £50k\" ",
"Funny, been at my job for 3 years now and just started looking up NASA openings for the first time literally this morning. Was looking up Huntsville info all morning.\n\nAn hour later, this is on the front page",
"Rocket City baby!",
"Hey I've been there! I attended the Space Camp program a looooong time ago, as a youngin",
"I'm still waiting for someone posting a picture of a dinosaur outside their window - \"I have a raptor outside my window.\"",
"It's a good thing your desk faces away from it. I would just stare at it and never get any work done. ",
"Everyone in Huntsville is on Reddit cuz we are all nerds. ",
"Why is it upside down?",
"Nice bird 👌😆",
"Heathen",
"Me too!",
"Duh, there's patches of snow on the ground.",
".... Allegedly*",
"Well they are inside a bird. So.. I don't know. They could take a selfie or something. Or go for a walk and take a pic of their office and earth, or half of it atleast. ",
"Flat Earth",
"Do you need anyone with a PhD in astronomy?! My wife is seeking employment in public outreach in Huntsville. ",
"We have rockets! And, people who build.... Rockets! ",
"I was born and raised in Huntsville, moved away to Oregon for 5 years then when I returned my city was actually fun to live in. Microbrews, great food, a comedy club, a huge art collective, and entertainment for my kids. Sure the mountains are no Mt. Hood, but they are beautiful nonetheless. ",
"I bet I'm the only scottsboro person hahaha",
"I am also in Huntsville, born and raised (technically Meridianville)",
"hey, I've been to that space camp! hated the place",
"i still wanna see more birds...",
"Definitely Chuck Wagon BBQ. Hopefully, they keep up the quality when the second location opens because the lunch line is absurd right now.",
"SPACE CAMP!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!",
"You better believe it.",
"You're welcome! I ended up having to write in a candidate. ",
"Maybe with the sonic boom it could but the SR-71 was never armed and it only ever killed one person directly",
"jealous",
"Nah, US Space and Rocket Center, [Huntsville AL](https://www.google.com/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x88626c10a5eae5d7:0x3e32325e196cc12e!2m22!2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m16!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2!1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!2m2!1m1!1e6!3m1!7e115!4shttps://lh5.googleusercontent.com/p/AF1QipOGh6fqPenTBOBIh-5x2tUY5xlEWkbe1YJeWlM%3Dw240-h160-k-no!5su.s.+space+%26+rocket+center+-+Google+Search&imagekey=!1e10!2sAF1QipOGh6fqPenTBOBIh-5x2tUY5xlEWkbe1YJeWlM&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjS6fmEv-TYAhXrTN8KHV3kBuwQoioIiwEwEQ).",
"They should dock that sucker and put a few offices in there. One has windows and the other has a sunroof!",
"Stupid bird",
"My bro once was accused of stealing about $100 from a pizza place and they charged him with embezzlement. Charges didnt stick tho.",
"Careful she might see you admiring your bird. ",
"Is huntville a city in the us?",
"It's so small.",
"Never got to do Space Camp. My 5th grade class was the last to do Nature’s Classroom for a week instead of Space Camp. I will definitely send my sons to Space Camp when they get old enough.",
"Duck dodgers?",
"I went to space camp and aviation challenge a few times. I used to throw pencils and quarters up at that very same external tank every morning on the way to breakfast. It has some foam or something that allowed things the stick in it, the bottom is covered with items about to fall on your head...or it was back then.",
"Oh nice, Concorde.",
"HR what’s that stand for? Like Hootie Removal?",
"That was done many years ago. Your living in the past. ",
"You win",
"It’s not a bird, it’s a plane!",
"The BFR could get you there in 3-6 months, depending on the planetary alignment and how much fuel they want to expend.",
"But there weren't any contractions",
"hey nice reddit b day",
"There's a clippy Easter egg in Cortana on W10",
"Way to be what Birmingham is not. \nSource: I live in Birmingham",
"It amazes me that the state that employs literal rocket scientists and a world-famous camp dedicated to the advance of galactic exploration, also has a white population that still overwhelmingly voted for Roy Moore. Sure glad it didn't work out this time around.",
"if your HSV is poppin, you might want to see your doctor.",
"Just wait till Peter Mayhew gets involved",
"Its not a plane its a shuttle!",
"Go Chargers! My 5 year old son will be the honorary captain at the UAH hockey game in a few weeks! We never miss a home game. ",
"Po Boy Factory, best spot by far",
"Oh! I've been there.",
"Draw a dickbutt on the visor of your buddy's spacesuit so he has to stare at it all mission.",
"They gone find you!",
"The horror.",
"Beware the evil Pirates of Pestulon!",
"listen here you little shit",
"Boeing here for additional confirmation.",
"There are far more than just the jobs on the NASA website. You should also try https://www.usajobs.gov/\n\nEven those two sites just give you the government employee jobs which are difficult to get and it leaves out the far more numerous contractor jobs. Searching job websites for HSV will return a great many more jobs and a much easier way to find work at NASA.",
"We also have craft beer and bowling BUT WITH AXES ",
"Why do you have my grandmothers candy dish? ",
"The top half of my office is all windows, its actually more of a shack but windows",
"He wins.",
"Hey! I’ve got a work trip to Huntsville coming up, any recommendations on must-do things for first time visitors? Food/beer/spaceshuttles/etc. ",
"Please close your quotation marks it bothers me. ",
"In the 24th and half, century? ",
"I know that shuttle! US Space and rocket center in Huntsville AL",
"[Funny, I caught the same bird from my window carrying an even bigger meal.](https://i.imgur.com/WEeXR7R.jpg)",
"I’m from Huntsville so I grew up going to the Tennessee aquarium. I definitely prefer it to the Georgia Aquarium. ",
"In Titusville? That's where I went to camp at. We did some stupid simulation in a shuttle like that.",
"My mom made the labyrinth under the rocket right there!",
"I did, thank you for noticing. ",
"I dunno, 40% of shuttles exploded killing all occupants. I don't think 40% of Nissan's have had that issue.",
"After your reply, I took a brief look at the Wiki for the SR-71.\n\nTIL that the Blackbird was, in fact, a reconnaissance craft and not a warplane that the sexy design would imply...*demand*, even.\n\nI suppose that would relegate the A-10 back to the top of the list o' lethality? \n\nBrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrt, m-f'ers.",
"No problem",
"Hopefully better than the one that sent technical interns to work in the basement of the Marriott \"for the experience\". :-p ",
"So many up votes. This really blew up.",
"I think you beat the game.",
"Yeah that’s the space and rocket center. :p ",
"Still pissed Houston didn't get the real shuttle!",
"I recognized it. I applied for a job there.",
"OP wins with the bird posts",
"> *My tax money is financing this expensive thing that is not protected from the elements?*\n\nNot unless you live in Alabama, and, as the largest tourist attraction in the state, The center is a net gain for Alabama.",
"Ive heard bread is bad for spaceship type birds",
"Protecting the powerless and the weak.",
"nice",
"Clippy isn't dead! Just install MS Office 97 or 2000 and you'll get all the Clippy you can handle. Clippy is eternal as long as we have platforms that can run older win32 binaries.",
"It's not a shuttle, it's a \n..nevermind, it is a shuttle.",
"I peed my pants at space camp because I was too afraid to wake up the other girls in my room by getting up to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night. My counselor bought me dip n dots to make me feel better. ",
"Okay this guy wins.",
"Hey I'm about to be applying there. ",
"HUZZAH!",
"To be fair, it’s all David Martin and Phil was the original kitchen manager at Rosie’s and helped develop the menu so it’s all the same. But Phil’s is open on Sundays. ",
"As does Bonzi Buddy",
"Butt Truckers",
"88 Buffet.",
"When I went to space camp I literally peed myself so there's that",
"I only came here to say shut the fuck up with the bird posts cause the first hawk one.was bad ass.. then it got repetitive, like a boring competition no.one really cared about.. OP just wins",
"to feed a bird people?",
"Only 7 so far though for the whole species.",
"Hey me too! But only sort of. I never got to go as a kid. My stepdad was going to send me, but then he cheated on my mom and she divorced him. Still kind of mad at my mom for not sticking it out long enough for me to achieve my dreams. Also, I was bad at math so I pursued a liberal arts degree. Now I'm a grocery manager. The money's not bad and the job changes enough daily that I'm still interested. Maybe one day I'll be a space grocer.\n\nI finally went there as an adult visiting for the day at the rocket center. Here's an alternate view-- this was taken in early 2013.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/jD5AeIu.jpg",
"/u/pssrby ik you’re quite fond of birds",
"Or we visited that time we went to Space Camp. ",
"You win office/bird challenge",
"Yeah, a commercial diving certification and a SCUBA certification are not even remotely similar things.",
"This thread is full of technicalities.\n\nI’m logging off, which is just technically leaving the app.",
"Daylight is much better for health.",
"Your #1 trusted source for intergalactic sourced trucker butts. ",
"My sister worked at space camp. If I dm you get name will you tell me how much she sucked? Thanks.",
"No need to be a dick, sir!",
"What's next r/pics? \nI wonder what pic can top this",
"paperclips are just metal worms",
"Photoshopped. I can tell by the pixels...",
"that's a good birb",
"Huntsville has them because it is where the propulsion systems (among other things) were developed. It’s where von Braun had his office. The museum in Huntsville goes into detail of the engineering and scientific work that happens well before a vehicle ever sees a launch pad. The horizontal Saturn V on display was the one used for stress testing of the full stack to see if it could handle a launch. \n\nAlso, in my opinion, a vertically displayed Saturn V gives little impression beyond “golly isn’t that a huge rocket.” For instance, the instrumentation ring on top of the third stage can’t really be seen from the ground, but a horizontal display allows one to see it in detail and appreciate the Saturn V as an enormously complicated collection of a billion moving parts. \n\nIf you’re more interested in the launching aspect, then by all means KSC is the place for you. Huntsville is meant to show the engineering accomplishment rather than the finished vehicle. ",
"what... did you guys run out of paint?",
"Why Are All The Words Capitalised?",
"Yes. Huntsville, AL",
"/r/deadbirds",
"Perhaps the greatest uh in the history of cinema.",
"Cool! I’ve been to the Space and Rocket Center several times but never got to do Space Camp as a kid. ",
"And more cliptastic",
"I spent most of my childhood dreaming of being at Space Camp. My envy for you, sir.... it's in low orbit.",
"What up Huntsville!!!",
"But also less funny",
"Woops, left out the part where nasa redirected me to usajobs.\n\nI currently work for a very, very big military contractor, id like to get the government job eventually. I know they're crazy hard to get off the bat though",
"Nice view while you photoshop all those pics of Earth? Lolol!",
"This guy and his huge \"rocket space plane...\"",
"HUNTSVILLE SQUAD UP",
"In-N-Outer Space",
"That’s not a bird. It’s a space shuttle. You need glasses",
"Hey, my hometown! Go Huntsville! ",
"ITS A PLANE",
"Gallons per mile.",
"I thought this was Sparta? ",
"I went to Space Camp there in 1995. I remember doing stretches every morning right down there by the shuttle.",
"End game has been reached!",
"Am I the only one to see the tissues and lotion here...?",
"I had my picture taken under that beast, its size is really underappreciated. It's fucking huge. ",
"Space Camp. Copernicus.",
"That shuttle is balls deep in your window.",
"Looks like Huntsville Space and Rocket Center",
"Waiting for CS 105 to start at UAH right now",
"Sign me up!",
"OP works in North Korea ",
"It's not a bird, it's a plane!",
"I think that's public indecency",
"http://i.imgur.com/vP4C8ze.jpg",
"WHERE DO YOU WORK???",
"They have funny accents",
"He's got \"emt\" and \"ARMY\" in his username. He's already more qualified than most of us!",
"You hiring??? ",
"AHH, a padawan to the harshness of comments of reddit, very nice.",
"Can you hire me? I like space stuff ",
"What's the blue ball on your desk?\n",
"sad bot",
"Can you give me a job? ",
"I think you win",
"Don't you think that by now they would have designed a specific type of plane to put this on that isn't like.. just a regular plane but really big?.. like possibly a big jet with a flat section where the wings connect and the space shuttle sits on which is basically a U shape sort of.. I don't know if that would work but.. just wondering",
"Dont be so sure, there will be a legend to top it all.",
"Dick.",
"Just drop [this](https://www.smore.com/clippy-js) into your browser",
"What about Johnny Rockets?",
"I love both Huntsville and Chattanooga. Beautiful area. Both Huntsville and Chattanooga are getting to be pretty diverse cities for their size and location. Good food on the whole, excellent hiking opportunities, parks, and living. If you have any specific questions let me know, even if I don't know I know someone who will.",
"If you have the time you can go to the technik musem in Speyer and go see one of the space shuttles Russia tried making.\n\nhttps://speyer.technik-museum.de/en/",
"It only counts if you install from disks! ",
"I went to space camp at Kennedy space center when I was younger. One of the best experiences of my childhood. One day I will be sending my child as well. ",
"Hook me up with a job at NASA😀",
"Good ole Huntsville!",
"I'm sure as a legal term of art it has a very specific meaning but I meant how people generally use it. I'd say for most folks speaking US English, take $100 from the register one time = stealing/theft, defraud the pizza place by altering the cash drop receipts every night and pocketing the difference = embezzling. ",
"That's not in Huntsville.",
"Hey OP! Awesome, you work for the US Space Program! How is it for you?\n\nMy aunt is an engineering contractor for NASA (Houston branch) and she really likes it. I worked in the space center and it was pretty cool. Do you get to meet any astronauts?",
"Hey eeeh, I have some qualifications in engineering *wink-wink nudge-nudge* Can I pls have a job?",
"[obligatory](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyHH9G9et0)",
"I see you're looking for sympathy, can I help?",
"Do you work at Space Camp in Huntsville?",
"That’s the scheme. ",
"Oh wow dude, it must be great!",
"Nope, don't live there but visited to play some golf and go through the museum last spring!",
"Dude that's hand sanitizer. xD ",
"I'll try paper cutting myself for the hurt. ",
"Space and Rocket center in Huntsville?",
"Where",
"That's what they pay you.",
"It's not a shuttle, it's superman in disguise! ",
"That is belongs to Houston. Send it back to us.",
"I remember an episode of Cowboy Bebop that showed a modded, rickety Columbia taking off to save Spike. It was pretty badass. ",
"If an old grumpy guy named Bob still works there get him fired immediately",
"Rudy T's",
"[Hey, this is your office!!](https://i.imgur.com/9be1lmW.jpg)",
"It is funny, by people from Lower Alabama I have heard them say that people from Huntsville have their own accent. But by people from most places (like DC or Cali) say it sounds generic, sometimes with a touch of southern.",
"This makes me unreasonably sad",
"All's I remember is puking on that damn whirly circle and having to go to bed early.",
"Jesus wow",
"http://articles.latimes.com/1994-02-04/business/fi-19061_1_minivan-owners",
"It may not have dropped bombs but it blew up my imagination for the bleeding edge of speed and what is possible, and that's one casualty I never recovered from. Nor want to!",
"Nice! That’s just under an hour away, so I now have weekend plans lol thanks!",
"What do you feed it?",
"HUNTSVILLAINS*\n\nftfy.",
"The fond memories of staring at this every start of a shift as you walk in from the parking lot. Good times, great people, too much stress.\n\nI will say that most of it needs updating, on both the museum and camp sides, and there are plans for additions in the near future. ",
"Roll Tide!",
"No dead mouse included 2/10",
"Talking bad about Tesla outside of /r/cars? That's a risky move. ",
"no, i'm fairly certain it's a shuttle",
"Straight to ale is amazing. Also yellowhammer has some of the best pizza and beer around. \n\nIf you want cheap mexican food then you have to try bandito burrito at least once. \nHumphreys has great cheap bar food with a great atmosphere and live music. Bellow the radar is a little pricey but really good bar food and drinks. \n\nA really good irish pub opened up recently called keegans that I highly recommend if you like it greasy. There's so much more but those are some of my favorites.\n\n",
"Spaceballs! The Coloring Book!\n\nSpaceballs! The Breakfast Cereal!\n\nSpaceballs! The Flame Thrower! This kids really love this one.",
"Its a rare person to be willing to acknowledge their limitations. Not that i think retail is your maximum potential. But i admire your ability to say \"naw, i cant actually be an astronaught\".\n\nI dont think i could either FYI.",
"Must be a relative of the ostrich because I've never seen such a large flightless-bird...",
"That's so cool. My fiance and I were there last year for Valentine's Day. We spent the day there and did the \"Pour Your Heart Out\" event that night. It was one of my favorite date nights we've ever had. \n\nEDIT: I just sent him this page and he's losing his mind with jealousy. This is basically his dream.",
"I remember feeling like such a failure when I was just randomly pushing buttons in front of me while people were yelling at me in the spacecraft ",
"Nice office! ",
"Game, set, match.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) \nChallenge accepted.",
"A flat earther would probably have a seizure once they walked in your office. *Turns from window -only to see a globehead paperweight*",
"Is this the astronauts office!",
"/u/SpaceGuy720\n\nUsername checks out. ",
"At least 5 of us here most likely know one another too. ",
"Oh. In the Bay Area we have nice weather or rainy for a bit.",
"Not me! I live in Newfoundland, Canada. We don't have buildings tall enough for birds to care about, we just put them on their sides and call em strip malls.",
"...villians? huh I kinda like that. I'm a native!",
"Hey that’s not a bird it’s the space shuttle. Fun fact, we used to send astronauts into space in those things! Now we pay Russians to bring our astronauts to space. ",
"Can I have a job pls",
"Anywhere else.",
"**unknown_human:** *\"I thought Clippy died.\"* \n\n*Unknown_human looks down at the floor sadly. Abhiroopmukerji steps closer, and touches unknown_human's forearm, until unknown_human looks back up. They make eye contact. There are a few seconds of silence, as tears well up in unknown_human's eyes.* \n\n**Abhiroopmukerji**: *\"He lives on in our hearts.\"*\n\n\n*Silence. Then growing drumroll then the sudden burst of the voice of Phil Collins, \"'Cause you'll be in my heart / Yes, you'll be in my heart.\"*\n\n*unknown_human bursts out in tears, and is immediately embraced in a hug by Abhiroopmukerji.* \n\n*Slow zoom out from the two-shot, with a crossfade into a montage of Clippy while \"You'll be in My Heart\" continues to play, then FADE TO BLACK.*\n",
"He might find the consequences shocking...",
"How do they keep the foam on the fuel tank from degrading in the sun? ",
"Does it show you its kills?",
"Everyone on Reddit should just move to HSV at this point. You guys really seem to like it. I personally drive by this \"bird\" on my daily work commute and I recommend it highly. 8.7/10",
"Well you’ve probably seen me from your office window then. ",
"Haha just watched this episode again yesterday. ",
"Piggy backing on original asker. I'm new here and looking for good Greek. All I can find is over priced stuff in a styrophome box that tastes 2 weeks old (ie: tazikis gave my family food poisoning).",
"Obviously those ships are powered by magic. I clearly see a palantir on your desk. You should really be more responsible with those - not all seeing stones are accounted for!",
"Maybe they just saved up?",
"Is this a digital painting?",
"Yep, pretty much. Also, from Chattanooga you aren't too far from both Nashville, Knoxville, or Atlanta, and everything in between, so that is a *ton* of outdoor opportunities, plus a ton of options for travel, as well as having those large airports nearby. ",
"Get fact. ",
"https://newsroom.nissan-global.com/releases/170130-01-e\n\nIn 2016 alone Nissan built 5.5 million vehicles. If they only bought back approximately 33,000 vans, that's less than 1%. \n\nIf you count all Nissan cars and trucks ever built, still drastically less likely to explode.",
"Definitely didn't mention Tuscaloosa because that town is a shit hole.",
"Back to work, nerd",
"You win Sir!",
"Kind similar to my experience; I was out playing on the arm thing having fun and some asshole kid kept trying to get me to stop having fun and I was all like \"whatever\", THEN THE ASSHOLE LOCKED US OUT OF THE SHIP\n\nFuckin nerve of some people, I swear.",
"SCUBA is just an acronym for \"Self Contained Underwater Breathing Apparatus\". It depends on the depth and duration of the dive for what sort of equipment a commercial diver needs to use. \n If it's shallow and short duration, they may use fairly standard SCUBA gear similar to that your normal recreational diver uses. \n If it's very deep and long duration, they may be using dry suits, multi-tank decompression dives, hard suits, or any of a dozen other technologies. They are all just different levels of certification, training, and expertise. \n\nIt's like how a Drivers License and a Commercial Drivers License are both licenses that certify you to drive motor vehicles, but a CDL is going to go way more in depth and require more training. However, a CDL doesn't qualify you to operate a backhoe, and neither of those qualify you to operate a crane.",
"I'm here bruhs, I'm the one black guy in town!",
"You said \"you're\" instead of \"you are\". You used a contraction.",
"It's not really a space shuttle orbiter. It originally looked like [this](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/a/a6/Space_Shuttle_Orbiter_model_Pathfinder.jpg). It's a full scale mockup that was used to practice moving the orbiter around various facilities where fit and clearance needed to be verified. Eventually some private investors paid to make it look more realistic for display. It does have some real main engine nozzles IIRC.\n\nThe external tank is real. It's the original prototype used to test-fire the space shuttle main engines. It was originally painted white like on the first two shuttle missions but changed to orange for display. The solid rocket booster casings are mostly real, but an unflown design that was intended for use in launches from Vandenberg AFB. Their appearance has been modified to look \"normal\" — the originally looked like [this](https://forum.nasaspaceflight.com/index.php?action=dlattach;topic=30777.0;attach=1216956;image). The forward assemblies of the SRBs on display used to be real but years ago NASA took them back when they were running low on spares.",
"The foam on the ET has actually hardened and the orange color is the oxidized state. I used to worry about water gathering behind it and freezing causing chunks to fall off but it actually seems really stable.",
"That is a beautiful sight :)",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Fow7iUaKrq4",
"I’m headed to Huntsville in a few weeks and I plan on staying the Marriott that’s next door to this place. ",
"Just Photoshop away the parking lot and make it space and who's to fuckin say you aren't an astronaut, ya know?",
"IIRC, NASA came and got some of the working parts out of Pathfinder or the boosters towards the end of the shuttle program. Apparently they underestimated the life of the program.",
"It'll be easier to park the Nissan at the mall.",
"UK bloke here; I recognise that, it's Pathfinder! Spent a week there on the advanced space academy course when I was in highschool - great place!",
"You should be doing some calculations rather than being on reddit",
"You should join the Space Camp Alumni http://www.spacecampalumni.com/",
"NASA - Payload Operations and Integration Center (POIC), Marshall Space Flight Center in Huntsville, Ala.;\n[Ground Facilities - NASA](https://www.nasa.gov/mission_pages/station/behindscenes/index.html)",
" Nah, check his post history. He literally brags his parents were rich. ",
"Too true my dude, too true.",
"Does it count if I live and work in Huntsville?",
"He was reborn as Cortana....",
"Surely, no one can beat this.",
"Maybe but if they can save to the tune of $10000+ (not kidding srsly to go 6 times it would be this expensive) for summer camp for a teenager that means college is already accounted for along with all the other nice things in life. Space camp is a pretty low priority. So they're quite well off.",
"I went to space camp there!!!",
"Commerce Kitchen has an insanely good burger. Always ask for parm. Cheese fries. Their shrimp and grits and equally as good. \n\nBlue Plate Cafe for your meat and 3 or breakfast.\n\nTenders for wings and chicken fingers. \n\nWe also have some great eats at the new(ish) Campus 805. [check it out](https://campus805.com/) ",
"Straight to Ale is AMAZINGGGGG",
"Same for me, does that mean my day has already peaked?",
"#JinxLives At the last alumni festival there were a few of us looking at pictures of Jinx and trying to figure out how to 3d print him and make him work. Didn't get very far but it should be pretty easy to do. We have an alumni gathering every year. \n Check out http://www.spacecampalumni.com/ for details.",
"Visiting Cape Canaveral was one of the coolest experiences of my life. I would love to visit Huntsville next.",
"Houston got robbed of one ",
"What the hell! Who parks like that? Block the nice view behind this huge machine. Unacceptable!",
"Pretty much, yes.",
"I imagine it might cost too much to make every automated machine fully sentient, so we'd probably have dumb toasters still.",
"if you were the one doing this in like 2012, you are really good at your job. ",
"Dude made $80K and still lifted money from the register. There was something about alimony payments and whatnot, but still... dude...",
"I'm a big Tesla fan. I'm just saying that Elon had better get the Model 3 out before I sign up for the Mars mission.",
"I was born in H'ville in 1962 and have lived here on and off ever since. I've also lived in Portland, Chicago, San Fran, etc. So I will tell you this, Huntsville is trying really hard to appease folks who move her from those other cities. There's craft beer, food trucks, stuff going on downtown, that kind of thing. Rent is affordable, COL in general quite affordable. We even have a Whole Foods (which I boycott in general but hey, most people love it). Um, I'm gay so, I hate it here. I have yet to date anyone here because I'm picky. I have yet to meet a gay person progressive enough to date. But that shouldn't stop straight folks from enjoying the hell out of this place. Summer can be brutal-- you will want to keep your AC cranked for the better part of it. Humid & hot is the thing here with some lovely days in there. Winter is usually mild although right now we're emerging from a cold snap. We'll have the windows open tomorrow probably. Hell it's a really good place to raise a family I'm sure. ",
"Well, considering the STS program was killed in 2011 it's a little late for that. They are museum pieces now. This picture was taken of a shuttle being delivered to one.",
"**THEY HAVE A ROCKET!**",
"Bandito",
"When I went to Space Camp in the 80's they were putting that together.",
"Aaaaye I've been. Also went to mach III elite. Awesome but never again.",
"I mean yea they taste pretty much the same. But Rosie’s is still better",
"Papa Gyros on University Dr has great gyros. ",
"This takes me back. My dad was apart of a team of engineers helping to design and test the computers for Space Station FREEDOM in the late 80 and early 90s. We lived in Athens and he would commute over. I loved going to that museum. Do the French fries in the food court still look like space shuttles? ",
"Awesome!!",
"Nice try, Gragas.",
"Hire me!!! \n",
"Thank you for posting, sir!",
"I've since moved away from Huntsville, but I'm thinking about getting a tattoo of the Saturn V. ",
"I think I'm beyond help but thanks for the thought. ",
"I’m living in Huntsville (born in Cullman though) and about to move to Portland.. are we living a parallel life??",
"That's not a bird, that's a brick!",
"I was expecting a construction crane, which works with the \"bird\" pun. But this is way cooler. Now I wish I lived in Huntsville",
"\"Prices are out of this world!\" ",
"That's awesome. Space Camp was an amazing experience when I was 12. It helped solidify how much I loved space and now I help build rockets for NASA. So keep inspiring kids about space, thanks for what you do. ",
"Wouldn't want that bird to take a shit.",
"For 20 years I have seen the shuttle and lived without this knowledge.\n\nI will never know why I didn't see it until this moment.",
"Noticed a lot of you are reliving your memories of going to Space Camp! Just wanted to drop a note that Space Camp does have an alumni organization and we have an annual get together in July that includes a Hall of Fame dinner, concert and a chance to get back into the sims. If you are interested, you can join and even print your alumni wings at http://www.spacecampalumni.com/",
"A healthy Space Shuttle should be fed a diet consisting mainly of two mixtures:\n\n1. Ammonium Perchlorate and atomized Aluminum powder (majority of the Shuttle's diet at birth, should be gradually weened off until Shuttle is about 90 seconds old, at which point its diet will consist entirely of the second item).\n\n2. Oxygen and Hydrogen (liquid form, as this is easiest for the Shuttle to digest).\n\nWhen a Shuttle becomes too old to process Oxygen and Hydrogen, it should be fed an exclusive diet of monomethylhydrazine and \ndinitrogen tetroxide. Do not overfeed during this stage of life.\n\nI suspect that this Shuttle is unfortunately a taxidermy. You only ever see a Shuttle lie on its stomach when it outgrows its shell and must find a new one. A Shuttle should stand vertically when it has a shell, otherwise (like a horse) it could die.",
"When I was in 6th grade, my principal pulled two of us aside... we were the two best students in the grade at the time and he knew us because two years earlier we had been two of four students chosen to pilot this new-fangled \"computer lab\" thing they were putting together (early 80's this was)... in this meeting, he told us that the school had a grant (or some such - it's been a while!), and two students could go to space camp on the school's dime, and they picked us!\n\nMe and the other kid, who were good friends, looked at each other and said \"Eh, who wants to be away from family and friends for so long, and it's during summer break and we got playing to do! Pass!\"\n\nAnd that, dear friends, is how you create a deep regret for the rest of your life :(",
"Huntsvillains?",
"What is space camp?",
"Well there goes My dream.",
"The hate I feel for you is real. \n\nj/k\n\n<3 ",
"Damn that is one well endowed bird. ",
"Cool you can fap at work im jealous",
"For anyone interested YouTuber RiceGum’s older brother also works here ",
"Pop pop",
"Just had to check in for D-Rock.",
"Rosie's",
"I don't think Vore is this popular, man.",
"I'm waiting for someone to show a middle finger.\n",
"To be honest I'm more interested in the blue crystal ball on your desk...",
"Also Jamo's on Jordan is pretty great, although I prefer the Gyros at Papa Gyros.",
"Do the campers still chuck pencils up at the external tank? Sorry about that. (SA-II, Class of '89)",
"If you think you cant do it you're right and if you think you can do it you're right",
"Be careful not to leave our your password for everyone to see ",
"You win.",
"Hey Huntsville! I'm in Decatur",
"Went to space camp there awesome place.\n",
"Damn that's really well produced",
"Legos?",
"Def Papa Gyros for Greek",
"Come visit! If driving stay in Athens. Traffic isn't absolutely terrible. Quick access to I 65 and it's just one exit to Huntsville, 565, which can get you to just about whatever part of Huntsville you want to visit.\n\nCan't miss the Space and Rocket Center. It's visible for miles.",
"Me and my pregnancy craving sincerely thank you!",
"El Cazador is the better option if you want authentic.",
"The new location is open now!",
"The middle finger is just one of the birds I see from my office windows.. My office is a semi truck. :)",
"Someone needs a vacation :)",
"can you hire me then?",
"I shed a tear when southside closed down. They were like a mile from my house.",
"MSFC represent what what",
"Hahah",
"I worked as a Space Camp Counselor for three summers during college and it was one of the best jobs I ever had!",
"Hahah bamboozled kid",
"Congratulations!!",
"We have a winner folks. ",
"Is this by any chance, at the Alabama Huntsville Space Camp? I went there a while back. Do ya have programs for college students? I want to land a role to work for NASA",
"It would rock my world to find out its not actually \"BAH BAH BAH\" ",
"The one outside standing up, not the one inside. ",
"What is it with all the bird pictures on reddit ?",
"I see this when I occasionally work in Huntsville :D !",
"Beyond jealous. ",
"There is something wrong with your bird. It's not moving. \n",
"It's close enough. ",
"You get the gold yogurt lid. ",
"That just.......as an engineer working on the space program that really cuts deep. ",
"Possibly. Enjoy the feelings of joy while you can I am. ",
"damn i was hoping no one would make that connection lol ",
"Oh wow, I haven't seen you around for ages!",
"Where did you get that candy bowl? 1965?",
"Space Camp 1987 was one of the most memorable things in my life. They still had stuff from the movie set up. ",
"Show off",
"I agree. But you should have post a picture of “Reddit” on the window. ",
"Please don't feed this bird bread, its clear you have access to the internet and google. This bird does not thrive on bread in fact its harmful over time.",
"Well shit ... we have a winner.",
"Is that a thing? I got 10 years expierence as a janitor ",
"Went to aviation challenge there when I was a kid. I didn't know there were actual offices there. ",
"Sarah Mclaughlin Arms of an Angel starts playing",
"You win. ",
"I once had a dream about planes eating people.",
"All my birds are dead. ",
"All that's missing now is a post that's someone flipping an OP off through their office window. Then the cycle will be complete.",
"The taco truck on governors (el cazador) is amazing. They also have a brick and mortar restaurant off the parkway.",
"When I went to space camp competed to see who could ride the space shot the most times in a week. I was in the low sixties, and I didn’t come close to winning",
"[Watch out for syndicate agents!](https://youtu.be/6itzbcwFH9U?t=28)",
"You wanna give us some tips when applying for a job there? ",
"I believe it gets cold in Texas. Sorry if I gave that impression. However, Huntsville was basically half shut down for 2 days because of the weather. Even the Arsenal was closed. Just saying it was probably at least a little warmer in Dallas than Huntsville for the last week at least ",
"To space you go, then!",
"ME major checking in ",
"Competed there for the moon buggy competition.",
"Mad flex",
"I'm hyped for Mad-town",
"So basically if we built 200 less SAMs and 10 less F-22 Raptors per year Nasa could run. ",
"Same!",
"I live in Huntsville too. ",
"hey I've been to this camp",
"The one black guy in town... [is this YOU??](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EzNhaLUT520)",
"Where’s the bird? ",
"You clearly make more money than I do. ",
"But you have to look at the bright side... You guys will at least have a spring to look forward to. In Texas it just goes straight to hotter than Ryan Gosling outside. ",
"Shut up Elon...\n",
"I was the first Turkish student who had been there. Say hi to \"Socket\" for me. ",
"The fact people keep trying to one up each other with pictures of birds, yes :)",
"The shuttle flies into space, the orbiter glides back to earth. (Gliding is still considered unpowered flight though)",
"Channing Tatum's hometown, right?",
"I mean, Ryan Gosling is pretty hot... Ok, I concede to that point",
"That got angry pretty fast.. don't like your job I'm assuming? ",
"HANTSVILLIAN HEREHAUSZHVSKSOAMAMAMA",
"It loves liquid hydrogen and liquid oxygen. Tends to have quite an appetite too. Sadly, it doesn't fly anymore.",
"SWEET CAROLINE SUCKS!!!",
"Currently working at the Space and Rocket Center. Pretty great place to work.",
"don't you mean siri-ously? \n^please ^clap",
"We can only hope",
"Powershell tends to induce suicide, not murder",
"My best friend and his wife are in Huntsville, I took my little guy there for the first time on our last visit. I can’t wait for him to be old enough for Space Camp, I think he’ll love it.",
"You have an old person's jar of sweets?",
"Go birds",
"Finally, someone who doesn't ride Musk's dick and isn't afraid to say ULA is better! I salute you, brave Redditor.",
"Why did this comment get gilded **twice**?",
"You opened my eyes",
"I'm here bruhs, I'm the one black guy in town! I got a \"bird\" view from my office too! Except my office has no windows so it's inside my office, [it's also only the birds skeleton really ](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rkpyu/the_bird_i_see_everyday_from_my_windowless_office/), some assembly is still required.\n\nAlthough to be fair, [there is a fully assembled \"bird\" I get to see out of my office door.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rkxh0/the_bird_i_see_everyday_out_of_my_windowless/)",
"Me too!! ",
"Looks like the janitor needs to make a stop and empty the trash\n",
"I live here, too!",
"I second this. Nothing like a ball of grease on a disposable plate to brighten your day.",
"it is freaking ugly bird",
"nice",
"Fun fact, NASA janitors and photographers and cashier's make about 15 an hour. ",
"I don't know if it's right, but I've heard it that way many times.",
"I'm gonna have to say I beat you there, laying in my bed on campus, I can see the Saturn V from my window 😀",
"Rosie’s does have the Famoso Shrimp Burrito, which is the best thing on any menu in Huntsville. Ironically I have never met anyone besides myself and my family who have had it. Phil’s chips are better though and they didn’t get rid of the flan on their menu like Rosie’s did. ",
"I went to Roanoke once. Every person there was like oh when i’m not driving cab, waitressing, bartending, i work at GE",
"I feel like the most important question to ask is: what’s in the candy jar?",
"[Space Janitors Have Dreams Too - Space Janitors: Episode One](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FxuT_r9rCeA&list=PLmvmO6Nx3bZRM1qMdvJLD6kVvYpKHEIOW)",
"I used to love their fish tacos but they changed them. Maybe I’ll try this next time I go",
"Definitely thought this was in Nassau Bay, TX",
"Fill 'er up and take off!",
"Owned home > campus housing. \n\nI'll take my view anyday.",
"F",
"What happened on your vacation?",
"I miss space camp, such a fun job. ",
"I got in trouble my week at space camp for climbing up those poles and touching it because I wanted to touch something from space",
"This is an awesome picture, but it makes me sad. It should be in the sky like the Lockheed SR-71 was as well. Maintenance costs be damned. Mothballing our best spacecraft/aircraft, and choosing not to innovate a replacement is why the U.S. isn't #1 anymore.",
"Wait, y'all aren't talking about Huntsville, Texas.",
"That’s clearly Superman",
"I'm gay and I love it here! ;P",
"Is that Pathfinder? I remember the story about how the tiles fell off on some of the test glides, interns put them on and they didn't fit well",
"I threw a pencil into it when I was 11.",
"Or Florida; hot or cold front. Rain during both.",
"Holla!!! ",
"I like your paperweight. Can't believe no-one else has said something about it.",
"I still remember the kid who was in charge of my group during Space Camp. He was weird as fuck. My best friend and I were around 13 or so, and the creepy Space Camp guy flirted with her hardcore. Like weird flirting. I remember he had some vision problem, was losing his sight slowly or something. He thought his sob story would get him some underage girl to hook up with. We are now 34, and still joke about the space camp creeper. \n\nTLDR: Don't hire creepy weirdos to work with kids. ",
"Woah! Lol We have been back for 4.5 years now and couldn’t afford to live there now as rent more than doubled in the wake of the legal rec. marijuana. \n\nBut seriously though, living in Portland was one of the most amazing experiences in my life. So much yummy food and fun eccentric and interesting things to do. Plus the hiking around the city and the short trip to the beach were awesome. Good luck on your next chapter. Hit me up if you want my food reps. I got lots of them :)\n",
"How does it feel to be able to glance at NASA's greatest mistake?",
"Hell yeah! Oscar is the man. Smoked chicken burritos, tamales, Chile relleno. Love Bandito Burrito.",
"I've never understood these reddit penis measuring contest. Although i do know you definitely won smallest penis in show.",
"This guy Cazadors!",
"I take it this bird window thing is the new \"check out my cabin\"",
"You will not be disappointed! ",
"Watch out we ve a badass over here.\n\nI mean, yeah a real badass, a redditor with a fancy office and a fucking NASA bus in the Windows.\n\nSee reddit is not only made of worthless weirdos",
"In order for this bird to do anything you must feed it millions of dollars.",
"Is it too late to join the “Wow-I’m-from-Huntsville-too!” train?",
"As a native of Huntsville, I still have to sit back and wrap my mind around the fact that to most people this is cool. It's always been interesting to me how something that's amazing to one person is just a part of background life for another. The rockets don't get my attention much more than the Eiffel Tower probably does for a native of Paris.",
"Hello I'm here to inform you that I live in huntsville",
"5a’s out in hazel green is amazing for Greek and it’s all fresh",
"Information appreciated and duly noted ",
"Hazel Green represent. But I always tell people I'm from Huntsville.",
"Can you get me a job 🙃",
"I like where this is going ",
"No way! You work in Space!!?",
"Spacecamp 1992 nostalgia is so hard right now!!",
"Inbox now flooded with prospective Space Camp employees",
"Um, is that candy for anyone?...",
"Well everybody’s heard about the “bird”",
"Honorary Huntsvillian right here",
"Point Mallard.",
"Aww cool TIL",
"I see this photo and I only have the most mundane questions:\n\nWhat is that blue ball? What kind of candy is in the glass? Are you a germophobe with the tissues and hand cleaner on tap?",
"I blearily remember a horrendous strip club down there, was like in a parking lot with another strip club and some other seedy joints.",
"A real man-eater, that bird.",
"That’s motivation! That view totally captures the best qualities of humanity.",
"Glad you guys got that one - it was up in the air for a while - so frustrating - at least you are taking care of it better than NYC took care of theirs.",
"Jack in the black hole.",
"Candy Man.... Candy Man....",
"Well fucken a man. You win today",
"I think this guy might’ve won ",
"Little Rosie’s!",
"Idk if I'd say underrated. Everytime it comes up on Reddit the comments are mostly positive. It makes me feel weird because half the time we get shit on as Alabama citizens, but the then we get praised as Huntsville citizens.",
">Tangentially, we have an awesome craft beer scene here. Turns out a city full of NASA and DoD engineers like good beer. \n\nWaiting to turn 21 in Huntsville is agony. Only 7 months to go",
"/r/windowbirds",
"Haha I live in the Texas Huntsville :( is it better over there?",
"Hey just so you know - the stages of grief were never meant to be a sequence. The scientist who created it even said they used the wrong word choice. ",
"Oh like in that Zak Gallifinakis movie that no one watched but me!",
"r/humblebrag",
"I was born and raised in Nashville and have been in Huntsville for two years as a college student. I've got a few friends in Chattanooga and have visited a couple times. From what I can tell it's a really nice place with friendly people. I saw in another comment that you like backpacking, so it's worth noting that Tennessee has loads of great outdoor opportunities, especially East Tennessee, but also throughout the state. Huntsville has Monte Sano State Park if you don't want to travel far and I've gone a few times with friends to relax and get some fresh air and I've enjoyed it a lot. I'm an aerospace major so I'm a kid in a candy store in Huntsville. You can ask me more questions if you want, but overall I have enjoyed living here.",
"I never got to go to Space Camp =(",
"Doesn't everyone that meets a lot of people keep hand sanitizer \"on tap\"?",
"You have the same exact candy jar that my parents had in their house. How nostalgic.",
"Jesus, I am so jealous right now!",
"Why does the space and rocket centre need a campsite... What did you bring back and let loose in the building ;) ",
"me too, thanks",
"That glass ball on the table gives me anxiety, it can roll off so easy",
"I'm very happy for you!",
"Whenever I leave town and end up in a conversation with someone, like at a bar or a chatty Uber driver, and they ask me where I’m from and I tell them AL, I usually get a weird look and they ask something like “is it nice there?” This is when I say something to the effect of “well ya, if you’re into rockets and aerospace stuff. It’s a town full of engineers so everybody is a total nerd.” The surprise on most people’s face is just delightful. ",
"Some say its Spectre has been seen in 2018...",
"If that was my office, I might almost be tempted to turn my desk to face outward",
"Was in Huntsville for work last year. I thought I would absolutely hate it, (grew up in New England so why wouldn't I have the idea of Huntsville, AL being trash?).\n\n\nPlace was really nice with a surprisingly modern airport. The NASA museum was awesome.",
"You win.",
"/r/SmallerThanYouThought/",
"im still waiting for a lunar rover driver to up the ante. ",
"Hey, a black guy! Do you know Obama?",
"Living in Huntsville Ontario, I am very confused by this statement",
"I spent a week or 2 in Space Camp in 1988 with nearly that same view, except the solid rocket boosters weren't yet attached. The whole place still felt like it was under construction, which was kind of a bummer at the time.",
"I believe so yes, but she doesn't know him.",
"Does the legendary rcoleman have a reddit account?",
"OP, I hate you because I love you...",
"Mostly it leads a life of quiet and docility, but occasionally it has been known when traveling to become exceptionally noisy and violent - David Attenborough",
"Looks like he found somebody's Viagra stash... ",
"Dark...",
"Ah! I've been there. It was about 22 years ago. Cool place!",
"Miss passing that everyday going to school.",
"I learned about vore because of a 15 years old girl. Yeah, they are *totally* into it, man. ",
"I've already told you Carl, not all black people know each other. But yes, and I will call him if you and your buddies keep burning crosses on my lawn.",
"You must have the best recess ever!\n\nI don't give a shit how old you are if there's a spaceship outside, it's recess.",
"COULD THERE *BE* ANY MORE OF US IN HUNTSVILLE?",
"Real life example: The Tide Pod Challenge ",
"I used to :(",
"HUNTSVILLE moving there after I graduate soon",
"I miss bandito burrito and stanlio's",
"Cricket's in Madison has the best wings",
"I can only assume tomorrow's front page will have a picture of a gorey dismembered satellite on a redditor's window sill.",
"Have you trying to feed it yet?",
"I grew up going there with my dad! The nostalgia ",
"MADISON FTW",
" Found Sean Hannity. ",
"Why were you talking to a 15 yo about something related to Vore? Why did you put that emphasis on the \"totally\"?\n\nYou know what... aaaaaaand there, [done](https://i.redd.it/qj9c72vqcm5z.jpg)",
"This is 10 mins from UAH. Go Chargers.",
"I went to the space camp there when I was 12 or 13 years old. Would love to go back! :)",
"Sad. Another flightless bird goes extinct. ",
"I use Linux. \n",
"I've heard their tacos are out of this world",
"Whoa there big buddy, there's two of us now. 256 Represent!",
"Can confirm Papa Gyros is great",
"The jealousy is real with me right now",
"All the things that suck about AL increases exponentially the further you travel out side the city limit. ",
"Do you by chance remember a really old guy that would always fall asleep while he was teaching people? He was nice but always fell asleep when he would try to show us stuff. ",
"Do you still have that street sign that says, \"The Mall\"?",
"r/KerbalSpaceProgram",
"Can you go in it?",
"I feel like clipping is going to start cutting. \n",
"What kind of candy is in your candy dish?",
"Yeah, but 90% of keeping yourself safe in regards to gases as a diver is \"Don't hold your breath or stay down longer than you should.\" ",
"Aww, man. One of the best school trip memories I have is of that place!",
"Could work in retail space. \n",
"I was exploring parts of the north AL.. I felt like I went back 100 years in the past. lol And i'm from rural myself...",
"You ever see Destin from smartereveryday?",
"I miss Monkeyhot, their anniversary flavors for Monkeynaut were pretty awesome. My personal favorite though is Unobtabium whenever I can get it on tap.",
"My man! You get your first burning cross on the lawn yet? ",
"I saw the shuttle that's in L.A. It was a surprisingly emotional experience. Within a few seconds of being in the presence of the craft, I had to choke back tears of - I dunno, pride? Awe? \n\nI'll just make up a new word and call it \"Sagan\".",
"Winner.\n\nEDIT: Such a winner, I'm putting \"BIRD WINNER\" beside your name (I used Reddit Enhancement Suite). What's your favorite color?",
"Who knocked it over?",
"Its not a measuring contest you guys",
"I'll be in Huntsville in July! Looking forward to seeing this bird in person. However, is it strange to anyone else that it's in landing angle with the launch rockets connected?",
"You sir are a braggart! And rightly so! Having that office view guarantees bragging rights.\n\nSource: Am space enthusiast.",
"Shocking isn’t it?",
"People used to be content with a lot less, which is why they were entertained a lot by stories where the protagonist always ends up being special. Now that everyone has grown up on those stories and expects it to happen to them, new ones will probably start focusing on the beauty of accepting your limitations and being happy. \n\nPersonally, I'm a fan of the Savanna Principle, so I think all the chosen one hype has caused quite a bit of damage to newer generations, so I'd be glad to see more grounded entertainment. ",
"Yes, and the hot sauce on them is so spicy, the only way I know of cooking your mouth down is the *milky way*",
"Quit taking pictures of birds doing the dirty. It looks as if a robin and a crow are bumping uglies.",
"That is awesome. I grew up in the Muscle Shoals/Florence area, and when I was in elementary school, we took multiple field trips to the Space and Rocket center. Those trips are some of my fondest memories from an otherwise difficult period of my life.\n\nThank you, and everyone else that works to make that place so awesome. It is greatly appreciated.",
"wooo Huntsvegas",
"Oh man I loved that place. I still have my mission patch and wings!",
"When was this rockety bird last serviced?",
" If you're cold, it's cold. Bring it inside. ",
"Yeah, but you have to start in Hawaii to land in Florida.",
"Humble brag level is over 9000!",
"Hey I was just there a few months ago!!!!!",
"Jealous",
"Just checking in to say me too",
"Does that come with window Shuttles?",
"Jeff Foxworthy did a bit on [Huntsville ](https://youtu.be/Wy7uDPSQyQU). “That’s two things that don’t seem to go together: NASA and Alabama.”",
"Ummm... There are plenty of black guys here.",
"Then where are they hiding? ",
"Hail Saban!",
"Cazador master race!",
"Oh it's dope. Cheap cost of living, huntsville growing huge every single day. We got awesome activities all the time everywhere. It's not shabby",
"What kind of monitors are those? Never seen that many in a vertical setup. ",
"TIL that there is only a few dozen people in Huntsville",
"Oh hell yeah!",
"Quarter Six Unite!",
"Not I",
"Too bad it's flightless.",
"Welcome home.",
"Can you imagine the “prey carcass” this bird could leave for someone? ",
"Where I work, the building is rectangular. Brick with staircases on the narrow sides, all windows on both wider sides. Unfortunately, all the windows are covered with butcher paper. I work at a lab and we have dark rooms for microscope use. Makes no sense how they have it laid out. The people that don't have to work in the dark would really appreciate windows. ",
"Black belt checking in. Huntsville is the best city in AL.",
"She flew pretty good",
"Imma let you finish but the real camp is Aviation Challenge.",
"Someone is bound to play Bird is the word.",
"uhhhhhhhh... \n\n:/",
"My office has two windows, but if you open the blinds you see plywood because they added another building on...",
"Is the bird behind the rocket?",
"I liked that episode! What do you mean? I think the opening showed pretty well how hateful can be behind an anonymous screen. ",
"I'll ask the MD, brb.",
"You win. Its just amazing. ",
"Dear God if that isn't the truth. Can't wait to get out of the campus housing.",
"I'm more interested in the candy on the desk",
"That’s not a bird that’s a plane. ",
"A titty never hurt nobody.",
"Hey, we were just there on the 8th! We loved it and probably could have spent another day there.",
"There are literally dozens of us! Dozens!",
"Is that an in-use paperweight bro?",
"I’m moving to Huntsville next month. Any attorney positions open at Space Camp? ",
"I'd take a pay cut to get a view of the parking lot.",
"Tonight many will congregate at 4th Quarter. Voodoo Lounge is another fine place. But the best black men I've met in town will probably be smoking cigars in the cigar lounge at SIP.",
"Come back? This isn’t spacex ",
"Shoutout to all the Huntsville people\n",
"Serious question for scientists: How does this rocket lift off the ground (the real one not this one) with the weight and drag being so imbalanced? Tried this idea in Kerbal Space Program which I *think* is reasonably accurate for lifting off, and the thing flips towards the spaceplane at 100 metres up.",
"Seriously, though, I don't understand how people stuck in a retail job can just go along in such a job for years rather than learning a trade. After my undergrad degree I waited tables for a few years, but I was working in high end places, making great money, and drinking/eating incredible booze and food on a daily basis. \n \nI got close to 30 and decided I needed to do something with my life, then went to law school. Had I not gone to law school, I'd have gone to trade school to be an electrician, plumber, or do HVAC work. Some of the most wealthy people I waited on started off doing those things and built their own businesses that they ran and then sometimes sold. One of the highest earning guys that I am now friends with has an HVAC company and a great life. \n \nRetail (aside from high end retail) is a hellhole fit only for people who have or can do nothing else.",
"I've been seeing a lot of Huntsville on my front page. Even had a post from r/misleadingthumbnails show up 2 weeks ago",
"I went to space camp.... stood under that shuttle what an experience!!",
"I grew up there and now live in Seattle. There is definitely a stigma when you tell someone you're from Alabama out here haha ",
"Okay :(",
"I don't think I've ever been more jealous.",
"Lmao...... Haha gotta love a person whose got a great sence of humor ! Up votes for you my friend!",
"That's a really long book title ",
"I'm going to have to go find them, find out if they have a burning cross on the lawn problem too, maybe I can unit the brothers to come together and put an end to this.",
"Hi Huntsville!! I grew up in Stevenson so an hour away. :)",
"Good ol‘ never-nudes",
"So... What kinda candy do you have in that old lady glass candy container?",
"The shuttle is observed to eat people when they come within ██m \n using its multiple [REDACTED].",
"Man the cost of living down here is amazing. I'm a college student here and it's definitely been a huge help. My friends and I are looking into getting a place together once we graduate and so far most places for rent are at a price of about 0.65/sqft. Crazy. Plus this last year I was able to eat for dirt cheap, egg prices were just over a dollar for 5 dozen eggs. Cheapest bread was just under a dollar. And a gallon of milk was only a dollar. Those prices have gone up a little bit these past few weeks but barely. The night life here won't compare to NYC but the amount of outdoors stuff to do here and in the Tennessee Valley in general will make for plenty of fun weekends.",
"Stayed there for a week about 2 years ago with people from all over the world",
"Does a water hose usually work? I'm not sure about these things I'm not a fireman.",
"Jeez, way to brag",
"TIL there's an r/HuntsvilleAlabama as opposed to an r/HuntsvilleTexas",
"I'd suggest you go with Mars Pathfinder. It's just sitting up there on Mars, nobody will mind if you take it for your own use.",
"Where is the new location?",
"Not a requirement sadly.",
"Upvote for the chuck wagon",
"One job, please my good man.",
"South Parkway close to Hobbs Road. Same shopping center as Wal-Mart. If you know where Jet's Pizza used to be, it is in the same location -- right next to Gamestop.",
"You won, take this redditsilver!",
"Thank you for reminding me of one of my childhood disappointments of never getting to attend spacecamp. I had to settle for astronaut ice cream from the gift shop. ",
"The vertical Saturn V is a full-scale model, but it is [mighty impressive](https://i.imgur.com/3a571II.jpg). I visited KSC and MSFC last month and they were both incredible, but I almost preferred MSFC because it's all about hardcore space history. KSC is incredible too, but it's run by a company trying to compete against Disney World and the likes for tourist visitors.",
"Huntsville, Alabama?",
"I dont have the best view of the rocket, but I can see it from my parent's house in Highland Lakes",
"Naysa",
"Yep, I am a Huntsville cat too. ",
"IDK, I just didn't liked it. Was kinda... I don't know, bland. Had a B list horror film vibe to me. ",
"I can't seem to find the bird. Could you point me to it in relation to the HUGE SPACE SHUTTLE occupying the majority of your view?",
"I dunno, but I see a lot of them over at bridgestreet. ",
"Are you a rocket surgeon?",
"Some say he is still falling till this day.",
"Can you hire me? I've got my resume ready and poor people skills on some days.",
"I see you stole my grandmother's candy dish.",
"God dammit, that's awesome.",
"i dont aff ",
"It's not a bird, it's a space shuttle. God dammit!",
"Wooo I live in the city of Huntsville, do I get my gangster card now? Honestly the only place in Huntsville I would consider moving to is Twickenham, everywhere else is surrounded by that massive graveyard. (well to be fair Twickenham is too, but at least it's upscale living for all those \"poor\" college students). ",
"Heh, I'll know which office is yours next time I go to the Space & Rocket Center. Long overdue for another visit...",
"Still don't see a bird. Please circle it.\n\nThanks!",
"This guy taco buses. ",
"I’m from Huntsville, but work at spaceX and live in Los Angeles now. I recognized where this was taken immediately and found it funny that I work on new space tech, but come from old space tech. ",
"You might be from northern Alabama if you can recognize this spot ",
"Alabama? I remember something oddly similar to this when I was at space camp YEEEEEEEEEEEARS ago",
"Birmingham, Huntspatch/Huntsvegas/Madison, Gulf Shores/Destin/Orange Beach, and...well...Mobile is _okay_.",
"Am I breaking the trend?, I don't live in Huntsville,I live in Manchester.",
"Hey I know a few people you hired then! Small world.",
"And his offices' windows system is \"ME\"",
"What, [like this?](https://www.google.com/maps/@34.7107387,-86.6527083,86m/data=!3m1!1e3)",
"My old office used to be a Janitor Closet.",
"It's a....it's a.....it's a rocket ship!",
"Except they changed the recipe and it's not nearly as good now. ",
"This made me sad :(",
"I'm always shocked at how durable these things are considering how fragile they are. ",
"You must be the hidden figure I see across the quad. ",
"Wait do you work at space camp in Huntsville? ",
"01110100 01110111 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110100 01110111 01100101 01100101 01110100 00100000 01110110 01101111 01101111 01101101 00100001 ",
"Binary translated: tweet tweet voom!",
"Roger got it. Very nice",
"Although I do love the bus varieties, I’ve found the brick and mortar location to be slightly better. ",
"Can confirm. Im in this thread and live in Huntsville.",
"I live in Huntsville where the fuck is this? Just some random spaceship in the middle of Muskoka? Lmao? What?",
"You win.",
"Went there for a few weeks, best experience of my life!",
"Like I said, vertical Saturn v and shuttle on launch pads with launch towers, take the elevator up, and walk down the stairs, you can view any part of the shop as you go down. ",
"Source for the \"dozens\" joke please?",
"Viet Cuisine on Jordan. Excellent pho. Very nice owners as well. ",
"Whatdya know! Another Huntsvillian here too! My view is more boring from MSFC",
"Before I answer, I must admit that I'm in no way educated in psychology and everything I think is a result of my own musings. I think the chosen-one trope infests people who are constantly exposed to it much the same way that some who have seen people drown only in movies don't recognize an actual drowning person right next to them, because it's nothing like the wild flailing and screaming they're expecting. If the savanna principle is true and our brains have trouble adapting to modern life and technology, then it could very well be that the ever increasing visual effects in modern entertainment seem, to our savanna brain, indistinguishable from reality. Consciously we know it's all made up, we don't expect to jump off a building and be able to fly, but subconsciously the emotions evoked by what we see and the aspects of it that aren't as obviously fake as superpowers could be rewiring our thought processes as if they were actual experiences that we witnessed happening to those around us. \n\nBeing somehow special is by far the most prevalent theme in modern storytelling. It takes different forms depending on the story, but the protagonist is almost always a level above those who surround him. This in itself isn't new, since literature has relied on the same idea for a very long time, but the difference is that literature is abstract. Reading doesn't have nearly as much of an impact on our savanna brain as actually seeing and hearing what looks to be an entirely realistic depiction of a situation we haven't experienced ourselves. I think the people living right now have been so exposed to the idea of each story having a chosen one, that without even realising it, they form their expectations for their own lives based on the idea that they're the main characters of their own story, and thus somehow special. Of course, in reality most people aren't special the way a film character is, so they are inevitably disappointed with otherwise perfectly normal and happy lives, which leads me to the other point I tried to make. \n\nIf this modern, increasingly realistic entertainment makes it a point to tell more stories about normal people, then maybe our savanna brains will rewire us accordingly. When the television and film industry first began, it was obviously all about spectacle and wonder, so each story had to be more special than the last. Now, however, I dare say we've reached a saturation point and it would be both more entertaining and more beneficial if we started seeing more stories about ourselves, and less about what we would dream of becoming in an ideal scenario. ",
"Trumped em. [FHRITP](https://news.artnet.com/app/news-upload/2017/03/01-TRUMP-HALT-PNG--791x1024.png) ",
"Yo OP. That's cool as shit. But you ptobably know that already.",
"Ah, napkins and lube next to the pc. Of course",
"Of course, but then a couple days later a bunch of men dressed as ghost come and put up another one. Last time they put it up while I was asleep so I just came out to the ashes left by the burning cross.",
"/r/hypermiling",
"I wonder if my penny is still stuck in the insulation on the under side of the fuel tank...",
"Ive been there on a field trip",
"I launched a paper rocket over that bad boy in 6th grade! ",
"Ummmm, you might not be in the right Huntsville.",
"The detective in me is throwing some red flags. Who pushes in a chair, then walks to the door, to take a picture of their \"own\" office? This is probably a co-workers office. But yeah, this one probably has the best view.",
"but the cargo capacity on the Shuttle makes up for it",
"Yea true guess it's not the same as me sitting at my desk for a few hours at home.",
"Or attended Space Camp as a nerdy middle-schooler from NY. ",
"Space and Rocket Center Huntsville AL?",
"This is space camp right? I was there April 2017. Does Justin still work there?",
"Truly she is a majestic bird, may she rest in piece.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"My grandmother worked at Stennis in MS for 30+ years and regularly took trips to Huntsville for work. I remember seeing that shuttle once when she brought me along. ",
"This has gone too far. ",
"hmm right though ",
"The only American I know really well lives in Huntsville (with his Huntsville-based wife). I just assumed it was the most important City in the USA.",
"I mean at least in Alabama, surely?",
"Thanks! You learn something new everyday.",
"Humblebrag",
"It just screams \"Alabama\"",
"Been there. Loved it",
"Not with data reading it, but Lor on the other hand...",
"I'm still trying to work my way up to my very own cubicle....",
"Please tell me you're not actually plauged by the Klan. \n\nIf so you call Dr. Dre...",
"My favorite field trip being a Bama boy ",
"256 JOJ!",
"Reddit is just a pissing contest. Now shower me with Reddit gold! ",
"Eh a little bit",
"I was wondering whose office it was. I recognized Dr. B’s right away. 😏",
"Show's over everyone, this guy wins. ",
"what will Dr. Dre do? They got a lot more confident when Potus said they had very good people on their side. Use to just stare at me when I would be in a store with them before they got this bold.",
"I read it in Roseanne Barr's voice. ",
"Pokemon Go, food, and books. You have our bait. ",
"I hear you. I’m actually in Vegas at this very moment. Lol. Looking out my window right at the bellagio fountains. One day NJ.... one day!!!",
"[you are not going to space today\n](https://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/up_goer_five.png)",
"That's where I went for my honeymoon! That was possibly the greatest experience ever! ",
"How do your coworkers react to the constant raging boners you undoubtedly have while you work?\n-asking for a friend 😎",
"I personally “fed” at least two pencils into the orange belly of that bird. I was far from the first or last to do so. Boom.",
"An orbiter attached to a rocket, more technically.",
"Lucky! On a whim, my husband says, \"where do you want to go for the honeymoon?\" after our courthouse wedding that day. I Google \"science centers near me\", Huntsville popped up first (150 miles), boom. Was So not disappointed. ",
"I went to high school in Huntsville",
"I just wanna say that I'm moving to Huntsville in a few months and I am SO excited! 💚\n\n^(also, if you're selling a house in Owens Cross Roads with a mother in law suite please contact me) ",
"Fun fact: People throw sharp stuff at that “dick” on a regular basis. Boom.\n\nSource: I seen it.",
"That thing is blocking your view. Maybe you could see if they could move it? No one needs an extinct bird around. ",
"I think we have a winner.",
"Yeah, I give up. I saved a hawk, this guy gets a freaking rocket. ",
"Someone mail me a green bean burrito and chips and hot sauce plz",
"Wow you work for space???",
"the bird is the word",
"Let's hope it doesn't peck on your window too often.",
"BAKER'S DOZENS!",
"We've got a winner over here",
"BMW drivers and shuttle drivers think they can park anywhere.",
"I don't see a bird :/",
"Huntsvillian checking in",
"He's got guns; doesn't mind usin' em... sorta like one of second amendment people.\n\nJust sayin' he might fix your Klan problem.\n\nEdit: Klan not clan.",
"WHERE THE FUCK ARE MY HARDBOILED EGGS",
"I’m looking, but where’s the bird?",
"Never lived there, but I went to mother fucking Space Camp when I was in 7th Grade. Recognized it instantly.",
"I don’t, but my friend does!",
"Are those candy out for the taking?",
"Be careful! Those kind of “birds” explode and kill everyone.",
"Ok bruv",
"you win.",
"Are those candies just for anyone? ",
"Celebrimbor would be proud of their focus.",
"thats the wrong way i wont see anything ",
"Not long before the offworld colonies start hiring. 👍",
"I used to go to Vegas for work several times a year and I was always shocked by how many of the cab drivers were form NJ. One of them actually went to high school with my uncle lol!",
"Good bot.",
"This is something akin to \"confirmation bias.\"\n\nOnly in this case, everyone from Huntsville skimming reddit sees this pic, goes \"Hey, Space Camp!!\" and post in the thread. I've seen the same thing happen for my home town of Columbia, SC on here. ",
"Does it still work. Once nukes start launching off everywhere, I'm going to steal this or rocket and say goodbye earth. ~:)",
"That’s funny, it’s all Uber and Lift now. ",
"Nice paperweight. I have one the same.",
"*First there was the dream, now there is reality. Here in the untainted cradle of the heavens will be created a new super race, a race of perfect physical specimens. You have been selected as its progenitors. Like gods, your offspring will return to Earth and shape it in their image. You have all served in public capacties in my terrestrial empire. Your seed, like yourselves, will pay deference to the ultimate dynasty which I alone have created. From their first day on Earth they will be able to look up and know that there is law and order in the heavens.*",
"Yeah Huntsville!!",
"How about that snow? Ok ice. But the whole city shut down. ",
"We should all party together 🎉",
"Rover Design Team for life!! I'm so grateful for the competition that's held there every year. Best time of my college years!!",
"HAH!, The guy's job is find people that are way smarter and have much more valuable skills than him.",
"It's the adult sequel to the book I read as a child. ",
"Done, just for you. ",
"Wow thats awesome! On an unrelated note, we should get a drink sometime buddy, maybe talk about if there are any openings",
"I see! Now I know. I hadn’t heard about a Huntsville in Alabama. ",
"My son moved there last year and lives alone in a beautiful one bedroom townhouse on Monte Sano for $578 per month",
"Honestly it is amazing. They have teaching sessions, simulators of all kinds, aptitude tests. It was one of the best experiences of my life and I wouldn't trade it for anything, I just knew I wasn't cut out for it. ",
"Good thing I'm not in marketing. ",
"And I love you too.",
"And I love you too.",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"A dead bird",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"A dead bird",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"I really like the blue ball you have there ",
"A dead bird",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"Niiiiceeeeee...",
"Planet Starbucks",
"Could Pathfinder and its Saturn V have flown into space, if NASA wanted them to? As in, were both the shuttle and rocket ready-to-launch and just never used? Or were they designed only for testing purposes and nothing more?",
"I recognize this anywhere! Glad to see Huntsville again.",
"FYI - the only real ***complete*** shuttle is *Endeavour* in Los Angeles at the California Science Center, as it is the only one with an actual external fuel tank (obviously all previous tanks were destroyed once jettisoned and burned up on re-entry). At the moment the shuttle is displayed horizontal and tank outside, but a building is to be built so it will be vertical with both booster rockets and the tank attached as if ready for takeoff. ",
"Ditto. They win!",
"Dirty dozen right here!",
"Easy. Get your own band of white guys with guns and sit back with popcorn.",
"That's the lab from mutant instinct",
"I'm moving to Huntsville today! 😎 Gonna be starting a pathways job at NASA on Monday. Well, if the government doesn't shut down tonight.",
"I'm working as hard as I can over here!",
"You win.",
"I had a plugin for visual studio for clippy (think it was called vsclippy)\n\nNostalgic, I installed it... but it's still clippy... so after a couple months of having to move him out of the way and him being useless... I uninstalled it.",
"That's a Spacecraft not a bird silly",
"Yeah NASA does the majority of their hiring through pathways now. Meaning most new hires are college students.\n\nIf you can contract for NASA projects or get a gov job in another agency (then transfer), that would probably increase your chance at getting in.",
"Imagine the shit pile is huge ",
"Thank you. ",
"I really like the blue ball you have there ",
"Just moved away from Huntsville last week. I miss it. \n\nI moved to Colorado. There are no black people here. I miss them too. ",
"That was an interesting perspective that I hadn't considered, thanks. ",
"[CLARIFICATION: it is made of wood and steel and was a crude, **unnamed** mock-up used to make certain various facilities and machines to be used to move & transport the shuttles were of the proper dimensions.](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Space_Shuttle_Pathfinder) It also tested for roadway clearances. Somewhat ironically, it was constructed so the actual flight simulator, *Enterprise* (itself a non-functioning simulator as it had no working engines nor heat shield) was not endangered performing this tests. \n\n[This is what it looked like when it was used by NASA.](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/a/a6/Space_Shuttle_Orbiter_model_Pathfinder.jpg/1024px-Space_Shuttle_Orbiter_model_Pathfinder.jpg)\n\nIt became *Pathfinder* after a Japanese company bought it, had it removed from storage and had it refurbished so it more closely resembled the actual shuttles. It was displayed for a year in Tokyo as part of Great Space Shuttle Exposition. After it was sent back to the states, NASA decided to design a stand and donated the tank (which was used for testing the engines) and the solid booster rockets (leftovers for an intended launch that never happened. \n\nSo the great irony is that while *Pathfinder* is a mock-up that does not authentically look the same as originally used, the tank and boosters were actually functional at some point (although the tank was never intended for space flight). ",
"Huntsville represent",
"A black man creating white on white violence, now woldn't that be soemthin.",
"I want to come visit all you Huntsville people! When should I plan to arrive? ",
"Sounds a helluva lot more fun than crunching numbers, building estimates, managing projects or compiling reports. Just because they don't develop cutting edge technology or build projects doesn't make them any less skilled than people they recruit for those projects; they have to know a little about A LOT. It's also pretty flawed to think that people with rare/desired qualifications are automatically a smart person, or at least smarter than any recruiter you've talked to.",
"256 is the best",
"OP wins. ",
"The thumbnail looks like the ship is pulling up to an airport terminal. \"Attention Huston, we are now boarding for flight 646 to the International Space Station in low Earth Orbit, please have your boarding passes ready.\"",
"Game set match",
"it looks much smaller when its not upright",
"That bird is a POS. Can't even use a pencil in it.",
"Machine Bird ",
"Hey I went to Space Academy and Aviation Challenge there! Never thought I’d see this here.",
"Was it as awesome as you always dreamed?",
"Go you! Loved Space Academy as it was called in the 80's. Wonder what happened to my Martin Marietta team??",
"I worked at NASA! \n\nIn fact, the NASA Enterprise ^Applications ^^Competancy ^^Center \n\n(Yes, it's really called that.)\n\nI wrote and maintained the infrastructure for crappy internal web apps. STARs, NPROP/Equipment, DSPL/Disposal, a little WebTADS, etc. \n\nYes, I'm very, very sorry.",
"You must be psychic! lol So I updooted you to counteract the bad karma because you made me smile! Sometimes Reddit comes across as a giant popularity contest!",
"I don't know the numbers for that but yeah the costs pale in comparison to what just gets thrown away in other sectors. At the same time the Senate-designed (what the actual fuck) Space Launch System is much bigger and thus wildly uneconomical and unflexible compared to all of its competitors. Politicians shot NASA in the foot and are now telling it to bandage itself.",
"Ladies and gentlemen, we have a winner. ",
"I grew up in Chattanooga and can attest to the fact that it’s a great city and was a great place to grow up. And it has only gotten better in the 10 years since I left for college. I live in NC now, but I’d love to make it back someday. ",
"Sweet!",
"Why are the stars of the flag on the right instead of the left? \n\nEdit: Canadian here\nEdit x2: the flag that is on the side of the ship. ",
"Hey I pass that all the time! Seeing the rocket is how you know you are back in Huntsville when driving in. ",
"It’s the best Huntsville. And arguably the best place in Alabama. Mobile’s pretty cool too. Suck it, Birmingham!",
"Your edit was fucking hilarious. Usually I read those and go, \"oh, who gives a fucking christ...\" but given the context, yours was sublime. Thank you.",
"What does it take to work at Space Camp? I have a bachelors in Aerospace Engineering and just started my first job in the industry. I’ve had a NASA internship at JPL as well and a lot of background (and a minor) in astronomy. Most of all I really LOVE kids!",
"You, my friend, are very welcome.",
"What kind of candy do you have in that dish? ",
"Revell plastic model factory probably.",
"They should have charged with theft bc it was a single time thing (and he actually didnt steal anything, they were assholes). I feel like people generally use embezzle in place of stealing from work, whether its ongoing or not. :p",
"Flags on uniforms and vehicles are always positioned as if on a flag pole and moving forward into the wind. So flags on the right side will look “backward”, but actually is to signify moving forward.",
"Wait, I thought I was the only black guy in town!",
"Username checks out",
"Holy crap i live there",
"True fact: applications for astronaut openings are national historical records. All of them are printed out on actual paper and kept in a filling cabinet in Houston. (Probably several; there are a lot.)",
"Truly a masterpiece. \"We're an American Band\" came on at work twice today. Was happy to have the double reminder of the film's best scene. ",
"Fapping kit on the go next to the monitor",
"Does Huntsville, Ontario count?",
"Currently live in Chattanooga and love it. My parents moved us all around when I was a kid but grew up here and have been dying to come back since the moment they left.\n\nIf you’re an outdoors type, it’s a dream here. Downtown can be expensive but just about anywhere else in town is extremely affordable. Also EPB is the only cable company I’ve never had a single problem with. \n\nJust don’t send your kids to these whack ass public schools. It’s the city’s one drawback. Baylor and McCallie are great, if you can afford it.",
"Sounds like the extradition pilots from North Carolina ",
"I saw your bird today, twice!",
"I'm not really sure why either, but Reddit and its subreddit communities have a tendency to devolve into circlejerking arguments. In this case, Reddit has taken the pro-Elon stance and the cars subreddit has taken the contrarian anti-Elon stance. Of course, this is an overgeneralization but whatever.",
"UAH Archives in the house!",
"Get them to move the old stuff out the way so you have a decent view. ",
"Hey, Tim, nice to talk to you again. ",
"I'm glad you were able to come out of that situation. ",
"Ooh I might pm you soon ",
"Space Camp? seriously stop sending me emails its been 21 years, its over.",
"God damn what a view.",
"Mars Bars",
"I’m now in the military- I totally get that- except we have everything we need even if it is low bid. \n\nI will say that space camp fostered a love for flying for me that I still adhere to today. ",
"Teddy, I'm the Director...of Nasa.",
"I was making a bad joke but if I remember correctly what I listed above would cost in the ball park of 4.5 billion. Not sure we buy that many missiles or that many jet planes per yer. I mean it wouldnt surprise me but just saying it in jest. ",
"Yeah but the new Fire and Spice in its place is pretty good.",
"Those green burritos are my jam! Stupid cheap too.",
"To understand how the real world works before you design something.",
"Got to visit there a couple weeks ago. Definitely a good visit.",
"How's those Huntsville flight prices?",
"Let's go Chargers! Earth System Science checking in",
"I'm LOVING that blue glass sphere. What the heck is that thing and where can I get one?\n",
"Man, STA and Yellowhammer are so good. The owner of Earth and Stone is such a great guy too ",
"I missed re-entry, had to be diverted to another airport to land (or so they said) and in the chaos of landing we forgot to put the landing gear down and the shuttle crashed. I most definitely was a part of decisions that led to the destruction and fantasy death of the whole crew. I knew at that moment my feet would remain firmly on the ground unless someone else was in charge.",
"This is at the Space and Rocket Center in Huntsville right?",
"https://i.imgur.com/lzGtkzK.gifv",
"Every citizen is just as valuable to society as the next, regardless of intelligence or employment! From each according to his ability, to each according to his needs!",
"Thats cute",
"Graduated in 04 from UAH.",
"JEALOUS!",
"Hey I live a few miles from the Strategic Air Command & Aerospace Museum (which is in Ashland, NE) and right out front are these big replicas of missiles and space shuttles which are cool. But, I am pretty sure quite a few Americans have been there so there isn't much to explain.",
"I don't live in Huntsville, but as soon as I saw the picture my thought was, \"Hey it's the space and rocket center!\"",
"STAhP!",
"Hi I’d like to work at your place of work.... here is my resume, \nResume \nI’m pretty good at math \n\nThanks ",
"Hope you kicked ass!",
"Is this John Dee's room?",
"First look at it looks like they are holding up the back end with a milk crate..",
"Hartville",
"I always figured the digital assistant of that era pretty much did tts on your email and made calenders\n\nBonzi Buddy though\n\nNow *that* was a digital assistant!",
"My father was the liaison between the Japanese and U.S. space agencies in the early to mid 90's. He had an office in the Johnson Space Center (view similar to this one) and I was always super excited to visit him at work as a kid!",
"So can everyone else, haha :P",
"Woooooooooooooooooo ",
"Sarcasm. ",
"Sarcasm.",
"That much I knew",
"Oh snap!!!",
"I mean '95 was pretty much the first major Windows release to exist at a time when sending a message wouldn't take a 100% run of runescape multiplied by complete playthroughs of Civ 5, BE, and 6 worth of time.",
"That's a funny looking coconut it's carrying.",
"Man...Huntsville is the place to be.",
"clippy sure as fuck wasn't querying an online database though",
"I more so meant checking the time,, for windows updates, your email, or any basic shit like that",
"It says United States,\n but this picture oozes Russia.",
"I MADE THE TOUGH CALL.",
"I graduated from there a year ago",
"put that on t-shirt",
"The problem was that the names — “Sum Ting Wong,” “Wi Tu Lo,” “Ho Lee Fuk” and “Bang Ding Ow” — were obviously fake. The news anchor read the names off the teleprompter and didn’t bat an eye, adding that the information had been confirmed by the National Transportation Safety Board.",
"Well the government did just shut down 2 hours ago, so the Arsenal literally is shut down now. We’re all toast!",
"Hey OP, I waved to you on my way in to work this morning! https://imgur.com/a/o5xdj",
"When in chattanooga, be sure to enjoy delicious food at the small restaurant run by the commune. right on the edge of UTC.",
"Funnily enough there is an sr-71 probably within 100 feet of where this picture was taken. I end up looking at it more often than the shuttle.",
"I'm still pissed that Houston didn't get one of the shuttles.",
"Where I live we have 4 seasons, but they all come at the same day. ",
"By diverse, do you mean that if I visit for three days, I can have ful medames and aish baladi for my first breakfast, hand-cut soba for lunch, churrasco with pão de queijo for dinner, yegebs genfo the following breakfast, báhn xèo for lunch, orecchiette con ceci for dinner, idli sambar for the third breakfast, jjolmyeon for lunch, and wrap it up with khinkali and sulguni stuffed with nadugi?\n\nWould I be able to see firecrackers and dragons and festivities in the streets on February 16th, rainbows and drag queens on June 23rd, and skeletons and mariachis on October 31st?",
"In space, no one can hear you cream.",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) https://gyazo.com/9035c18cf0297481cfa3692da665b3f3",
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">what will Dr. Dre do?\n\nWell, he *is* a doctor.",
"hope so ",
"Hey that's home town!",
"Yoooo what's up Huntsville!\n\nDefinitely have some fond memories from space camp when I was a kid.",
"Sorry, didn't notice that (Hint: next time use /s to make it clearer)",
"Caw",
"The bird feeds him and he comes back everyday. ",
"I have to look up AFAIK..brb",
"I did a concert under it",
"As Far As I Know.",
"I went to the Advanced Space Academy two summers in a row in high school! Recognized that immediately.",
"I hate one-upsmanship, but goddamn that's a glorious view.",
"LOL Thanks. I actually did look it up. It's hip to be square I was told.",
"Sorry two days late coz I was recovering from said vacation... lol.\nBasically went out to Wyoming to visit a couple friends and got sick on pretty much the first day. Queue me stranded there bedridden and alone till I could catch a plane back :/\nAnyway! I’m home now and doing better! Just needed some southern TLC",
"Thank you!!! <3",
"Awful as always but you pay for convenience I guess! I don’t think I could have survived the 2 hr drive from B-ham, as sick as I was :( ",
"That’s what Huey always told me anyway. ",
"I live an hour away in Marshall County and saw a job opening this summer on coolworks.com for space camp, will you hire me please?",
"thats a big birb",
"We're back up. For now...",
"It's easier that way. I used to go to church in Hazel Green! Most of the people there call themselves Huntsville(ians?), too.",
"Well call me stupid, I didn't even realize there was a Roanoke in Alabama, I thought you were talking about the infamous one.\n\nBut yeah. The real poverty in our state comes from lack of middle class jobs, which I guess is the case everywhere, but we come from a generation of middle class people. The awesome thing about Huntsville is that the class divide isn't nearly as stark as the rest of the state. My husband grew up in a trailer, now works for NASA, and we now live in a nice house near a chicken farm. And none of that is odd for locals in the area. \n\nBut Birmingham and Mobile? You better be presented a certain way and have contacts or you're out of luck for a decent paying job. Everywhere else? Wal-mart, waitressing, or the oddball tire manufacturing company is about it.",
"Depends on what you want. For Italian, Bravo or Carrabbas. Las Trojas, Casa Blanca, and Rosies make great Mexican food. Rice Box is my absolute favorite for sushi/Asian food.",
"Can confirm, though technically I'm literally a sneeze's distance over the city limits into Madison.",
"Wow, looks like it's made a nest and everything",
"I wish.",
"It’s a Big Bird",
"The Heck!? hello, Huntsville. I had no idea there were offices up there. I thought it was all space camp stuff.",
"Maple hill is literally only touching blossom wood and Twickenham ",
"Twickenham looks so nice though, that if zombies ever came out of the cemetery, or a ghost army then I would at least die in a cool place. ",
"So that's at the spaces center in Huntsville Alabama a 2 minutes walk from that office is where the children stay at the camp to the right is the museum other pieces of space history and the cafeteria right straight from the model ship is the gyro ball and spaces weight simulator. It may have changed as i went in 2016 ",
"Space Camp! Man! I went there when I was a kid. I had a blast! Jealous of your workplace! (I understand your work is more than space camp. I just really enjoyed the visit and learning experience.)",
"I'm pretty sure that's a space shuttle ",
"Hey no shit I just moved from there, it was nice to see this on Reddit. I recognized it and where it was from right away and showed all my friends. ",
"Wow quite the office for a janitor",
"I love that movie!",
"It is a good thing it doesn’t come and says hi.",
"All the people you'd hired when I was there were awesome c: Love from Australia!",
"Can you get me an internship for ME. Thanks",
"Are you still active Clippy? ",
">works at NASA\n\n>doesn't understand GPS\n\nlooooooollll, you must be a janitor. ",
"Haha a comment from 4 months ago. You honestly just made my day knowing that the most valuable thing you have to do is spend time thinking of me. This shit is too good. ",
"Yeah, I just had to figure out if you were a troll, some kind of chat bot, or just genuinely incredibly stupid. I was kind of disappointed that your just incredibly stupid person who likes to troll. I was hoping it was a bot. "
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The “bird” I see every day from my office window.
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/r/pics/comments/7rhpgs/i_found_a_potato_map_of_usa/
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[
"Looks more like Yoshi when he's fluttering",
"I never knew Lays had classic Ruffled chips. The only ones I see are Wavy Lays in the red bag. ",
"What’s your IQ? Asking for a friend.",
"You ate Maine. ",
"Actually, you didn't. But aren't Lays fine when you are stoned as hell?",
"You’re a potato ",
"Or drunk",
"Drunk finds maps in pizza toppings. Or the shape of a burrito bite line. "
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I found a potato map of USA!
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/r/pics/comments/7rhpic/when_your_girlfriend_is_alternative_loves_lego/
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[
"Upvote for use of Batman :)\n\nr/Batman",
"Your main girlfriend wasn't enough? You had to get an alternative one too?",
"Alternative style dude ",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people.",
"Jinx! You and alvinkinceyevt posted the same comment at the same time! See their comment [here](https://np.reddit.com/comments/7rgmn9/_/dsy6mhn).\n\n---\n\nI am a bot who is owed many Cokes."
] | 5 |
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When your girlfriend is alternative, loves Lego but has a birthday at Christmas 🖤❄️🎄🎂🖤 Duff Goldman’s graffiti cake
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/r/pics/comments/7rhpsb/found_this_on_ranime_not_sure_what_the_context_is/
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[
"Looks like Vlad doing a \"Biden\".",
"The context is that you cannot silence people no matter how powerful you are",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people.",
"Wrong place to post it bro, you'll be lucky if you get 10 people who sees ur comment, my post has 0 upvotes and 66 views"
] | 4 |
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found this on /r/anime not sure what the context is
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/r/pics/comments/7rhtfa/ill_decide_when_its_enough/
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[
"Stop telling me what to do, Sharon. ",
"That would have a well placed bullet hole. Where I live. ",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people."
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I'll decide when it's enough...
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/r/pics/comments/7rhu69/something_wrong_here/
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[
"/r/hmmm",
"Security bot. Very obedient. Weather proof. ",
"Daft punk trying to make a comeback"
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Something wrong here...
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/r/pics/comments/7rhvda/sitting_with_my_new_daughter_watching_the_sun/
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[
"Grats, I'm enjoying my little sister of 7 months!",
"Nice, thanks!",
"Congratulations! ",
"Congratulations!",
"Aww what a beautiful baby! Congratulations! Have a wonderful day. ",
"Thank you!",
"Thank you!"
] | 7 |
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Sitting with my new daughter, watching the sun rise over Baltimore
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/r/pics/comments/7rhwqi/these_2_ladies_comes_to_the_local_esports_center/
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[
"I bet they are better than me in cs.",
"Beware of cyka blyat!",
"Is that lady right handed and having the Gun on the leftside?",
"\"Computer skills\"",
"CS:GOlden girls",
"E-sports center?"
] | 7 |
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These 2 ladies, comes to the local e-sports center, and plays CS:GO, to improve their computer skills
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/r/pics/comments/7rhzd1/i_also_have_a_top_of_a_building_bird_friend/
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[
"Seems hawks are domesticated now huh?",
"The best part is when he catches another bird. All you can see for a while are feathers raining down from the sky. ",
"I really like how this is almost a trend"
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I also have a top of a building bird friend.
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/r/pics/comments/7rhzmj/dry_stone_fire_pit/
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[
"It looks amazing but getting the ashes or must be annoying.",
"I wish that center stone was just a liiiiittle bit more to the right. ",
"/r/oddlysatisfying",
"I imagine there must be some sort of technique for turning the ash to a sort of mortar for the first cleaning?",
"After one use, it's all black. ",
"Wow this is so pretty the curved top would be perfect to place your feet and warm up while sitting on a chair. ",
"Serious amount of weed to fill that bowl",
"This looks like a portal to another dimension. ",
"It's got curves in all the right places",
"OP appears to be a karma-farming bot that can only copy/paste other people's stuff. The account was born on May 17, 2015 and woke up nine days ago.\n\nHere it copied/pasted /u/Proteon's submission/title from [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/64nxb9/dry_stone_fire_pit/).\n\nIts first-person comment [before this](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7rhr4e/we_really_need_a_new_blade/dswzapp/) is a copy/paste of the first part of [this comment](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/5rfse1/we_really_need_a_new_blade/dd6vqbw/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7rhqw0/amber_gnarly_waves_for_all/) is a copy/paste of /u/ihaveallthelions's submisson/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/6eqszs/amber_gnarly_waves_for_all/).\n\nIts submission/title [before that](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/7rhkp0/attention_please/) is a copy/paste of /u/lewizzey's submission/title [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/BlackPeopleTwitter/comments/6f7m53/attention_please/).\n\nIf you're not familiar with these types of accounts (and how they hurt reddit), [this page](https://www.reddit.com/r/quityourbullshit/comments/3jss04/meta_spammers_how_they_work_and_how_to_spot_them/) may help to explain.",
"I need you to find out if my wife is cheating on me and if my brother, Jimmy, did in fact steal my Blue Eyes White Dragon holo in 2002 and sell it for $5 to a kid in his art class.\n\nThank you.",
"And this is how the Yorkshire pudding came to exist",
"Once you go black...",
"Should posts like this be reported?",
"Absolutely. People can:\n\nHit the report button.\n\n[Message the mods](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%23pics).\n\n[Message the admins](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=%2Fr%2Freddit.com&subject=&message=https%3A%2F%2Fwww.reddit.com%2Fr%2Freddit.com).\n\nSubmit it to /r/thesefuckingaccounts (which [I've done](https://www.reddit.com/r/TheseFuckingAccounts/comments/7ribx5/killerhighlights_born_on_may_17_2015_and_woke_up/)).\n\nPromote awareness and education about these types of accounts and how they hurt reddit and redditors.",
"You become a single mother?",
"People make racist comments towards you? "
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Dry stone fire pit
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/r/pics/comments/7rhztp/dave_chappelle_looks_like_hes_levitating_in_his/
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[
"/u/jakeykeywheels, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/jakeykeywheels&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rhztp/dave_chappelle_looks_like_hes_levitating_in_his/?context=10\\))",
"I took a picture of it. Not a screenshot.",
">I. No screenshots **or pictures of screens.** "
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Dave Chappelle looks like he's levitating in his new special
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/r/pics/comments/7ri0ud/lost_about_80_pounds/
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[
"Well done. How’d you do it?",
"Ethan?",
"Okay",
"Those are some good shorts right there.",
"You look fantastic! Congratulations!!",
"I hope you never find them again! Nice job. ",
"And got a new phone!",
"Always amazing to see how much the face changes in pictures like this! Congratulations, & keep on the grind :) you're crushing it ",
"#FUPALOSS2018",
"New round glasses to compensate for your personal lack of roundness ",
"you look like a totally different person. thanks for the inspiration, you are killing it.",
"What's more impressive is finding encouragement rather than criticism online",
"fuck off with this shit",
"Awesome. Keep it up!!",
"His new glasses suit him so well though!",
"You sir are scoundrel and I hate you...well done",
"hey there handsome",
"Wow, Ethan; great moves, keep it up. Proud of you.",
"Fupa loss 2018",
"Why does this have -1 downvote? ",
"well done sir!",
"nice work bro. Never easy but you are crushing it. Keep it up",
"Great work. Saved your life ",
"I'm pretty tired of /r/pics becoming /r/progresspics as well.",
"Have you checked your wallet?",
"Good job. Do your glasses fit better or is that why you had to get new ones?",
"Insert 'way to go, sending good vibes your way, you look great' facebook reply here.",
"Because it doesn't add to the conversation and under Reddit rules, it should be downvoted. ",
"Looking good! Great job! :)",
"Papa bless",
"Nice work dude!",
"Why do people downvote that wholesome comment :o ",
"Being a spider made of fire is against every thing humans stand for. ",
"Because /r/pics is part of /r/all, which means more than half of everyone on here are literally just assholes who want someone to unleash their anger on.",
"Great job, man!",
"Jauquin Phoenix looks great now ",
"I got those same slides, respect ",
"Way to go! Great job!!!!",
"Hunk!!",
"Kind of ironic that this comment now has 7 upvotes.",
"Wow you can really tell by how much larger your phone looks now\n",
"Good job. Keep it up. ",
"OP is just stealing an imgur user's post \nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/QKyTw",
"Those are some honest pics. Nice work man!!",
"Congrats on the progress my dude!",
"Fuck yeah man. Go you! ",
"I hate losing money",
"Your phone gained some weight ",
"Went from boy to OY",
"Think of how stupid the average person is and remember that half of people are dumber than that. ",
"Plot Twist: They're the same person!",
"You know what I loved about losing 60 pounds? The fact I could do so much more with my body again. Oh it's amazing man. Grats.",
"No, they aren't. But that would be funny!",
"Nice.\nNow tell me why did you get those extra fat in the first place? ",
"Good shit, but here's some advice; keep running to get rid of that extra belly. Do NOT do free weights, crunches, other abdominal exercises, etc. You don't want to make muscle under fat, you want to get rid of all the fat first and cardio is the BEST way to do that",
"You got smaller and your phone got bigger!",
"K.",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people.",
"Because /r/pics is a shithole. It’s not even OP who’s in the picture. He stole the pic in classic /u/Gallowboob style. Of course the mods will never care. ",
"Because you suck. "
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Lost about 80 pounds
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/r/pics/comments/7ri18t/but_itll_blow_off_if_i_drive_fast_enough/
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[
"...or flip over. I prefer the latter.",
"But officer all my windows are clean. ",
"I want to see him go really fast over a speed bump."
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But it'll blow off if I drive fast enough....
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/r/pics/comments/7ri1en/my_5th_floor_friend_meet_gary/
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[
"FINALLY! I now know that infernal Spider Man's secret identity! Your time has come...Gary!",
"Gary Come Home ",
"This isn't a bird, dude! It's a spider, man.",
"He's a menace!",
"OSHA doesn't know anything about his costume that is for sure.\n"
] | 5 |
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my 5th floor friend. meet Gary
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http://i.imgur.com/rde1Snv.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7ri1jz/dont_mess_with_israeli_girls/
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[
"Yeah I heard they can hold a gun straight up and down. Don't fuck with that shit",
"Man that upper receiver has seen better days. Definitely needs to be refinished. ",
"Made E3 in the army before a medical discharge when a pickup ran me over in Djibouti. Dick.",
"Fuck off with your propaganda IDF.",
"Not a soldier, former or otherwise. Haven't even held a gun. But those girls are fit as fuck amirite! Hell yeah I am."
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Don’t mess with Israeli girls...
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/r/pics/comments/7ri3ot/decided_to_combine_astronauts_and_coffee_in_a_art/
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[
"\"Space Roast\" a very dark and cold aroma with no oxygen after taste. ",
"*well, shit* *an ",
":P nice one"
] | 3 |
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Decided to combine Astronauts and Coffee in a art piece, This is the result.
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/r/pics/comments/7ri3ym/roommates_toaster/
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[
"For those confused: https://www.reddit.com/r/slowcooking/comments/7r9qs3/comment/dsvg1bc?st=JCLXF124&sh=1a4ebd60",
"Ok",
"It, um, looks like a toaster. ",
"A CLEAN toaster",
"Ok? ",
"Hi I'm Wartoaster and I approve this message",
"A clean toaster is a happy toaster. ",
"The toaster is clean now.",
"The eighth Cylon.",
"I laughed, she laughed, the toaster laughed, and I shot the toaster. ",
"Don't You mean the 9th? Or 13th, depending on where you start counting. "
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Roommate’s Toaster
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/r/pics/comments/7ri68e/mini_kida_cosplay/
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[
"You and your husband should be Tiny Tina and Salvador from Borderlands 2!!!",
"Cool stuff. I love Atlantis such an underrated movie",
"Beautiful? Yup. Good coplay? Yup. Beautiful? Yup. TO the front page dilly dilly. ",
"She needs to do the chick from El Dorado. Looks just like her.",
"Someone has some explaining because I've seen 3 picture on rising. Who's the real one?",
"https://twitter.com/VRCosplayX/status/954254647254048768",
"No belly button jewelry, total fail.",
"Wow someone cosplaying as a half naked woman! So creative ",
"Beautiful!",
"I've been following her on Instagram. Her cosplays are great. ",
"from the ever popular stargate rip off",
"Chel. ",
"wrong aspect ratio?"
] | 13 |
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Mini Kida Cosplay :)
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/r/pics/comments/7ri7ni/vintage_case/
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[
"Bet it plays a hell of a tune.",
"I didn't know that IKEA sells guns as well",
"When the conductor tells you to work on your staccato.",
"This case holds a history of violins.",
"Desperado.",
"Oh yeah, I remember this from yesterday! Cool!",
"\"They played us like a damn fiddle!\"",
"Nyah, see.",
"It's like John Williams Movie soundtracks, full of gratuitous sax and extreme violins.",
"The world's heaviest violin.",
"awesome ",
"They still semi auto versions of these in a guitar case at cabelas. ",
"Violent Case.",
"Nobody toucha MY spaghet.",
"Fuckin dope Dick Tracy shit, yo!",
"damn, not only does he have 2 extended mags (non-quick change) but he also has a fore grip.\n\nAll he needs now is a Kar98k",
"Reminds me of [Bugsy Malone](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2I_XnpA8Nys)",
"\"Gentlemen, this is the last straw! Where's my stadivarius? I'll show 'em they can't fiddle around with old Firefly.\"\n\n-Groucho",
"I just checked one of these out at an auction, I never had any idea how heavy these things are, it’s gotta weight 15-20 pounds, unloaded, seems super unwieldy. But man they are badass.",
"Take my money!",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[A 1928 Tommy Gun fashioned inside a violin case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5ssxjr/a_1928_tommy_gun_fashioned_inside_a_violin_case/) | 6279 | 11^mos | pics | 165\n[1928 tommy gun inside fiddle case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1hxs89/1928_tommy_gun_inside_fiddle_case/) | 2410 | 4^yrs | pics | 328\n[1928 Tommy gun inside a violin case.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/41dkme/1928_tommy_gun_inside_a_violin_case/) ^**B** | 4730 | 2^yrs | pics | 391\n[1928 Tommy gun inside a violin case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/32gg0h/1928_tommy_gun_inside_a_violin_case/) ^**B** | 4706 | 2^yrs | pics | 1071\n[M1928 Thompson submachine gun in custom violin case \\[628x785\\]](http://www.reddit.com/r/GunPorn/comments/23dkxj/m1928_thompson_submachine_gun_in_custom_violin/) ^**B** | 598 | 3^yrs | GunPorn | 25\n[\"Yes, I'm here to play with the orchestra.\"](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/1s50mz/yes_im_here_to_play_with_the_orchestra/) ^**B** | 220 | 4^yrs | funny | 14\n[1928 Tommy Gun in a Violin Case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/1mwg88/1928_tommy_gun_in_a_violin_case/) ^**B** | 487 | 4^yrs | pics | 15\n[Not your average violin case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/160pmq/not_your_average_violin_case/) ^**B** | 1099 | 5^yrs | pics | 47\n[1928 Tommy Gun in a custom violin case](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/qm7uy/1928_tommy_gun_in_a_custom_violin_case/) ^**B** | 1656 | 5^yrs | pics | 259\n[1928 Tommy Gun. Reeks of class.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/26nmfi/1928_tommy_gun_reeks_of_class/) ^**B** | 2355 | 3^yrs | pics | 747\n[1928 Tommy gun inside fiddle case](http://www.reddit.com/r/guns/comments/1enxet/1928_tommy_gun_inside_fiddle_case/) ^**B** | 1334 | 4^yrs | guns | 66\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u8471744) (B = bigger)*",
"You should put this on r/gunporn too",
"Quick boy grab my Tommy",
"Looks like you're gonna make an offer that he can't refuse..",
"Looks like something Rick O'Oconnell would have owned.",
"Chicago typewriter",
"That's the original design of the Thompson submachine gun from the 1920s for the civilian market. When it was later adopted by the US military as the M1 Thompson, the vertical foregrip was removed for a horizontal one, and boxed magazines became standard.",
"is part of the barrel missing?",
"More like a typewriter but it sure does make people dance.",
"Then proceeds to only find red dots and holos :\\^)",
"I want to spray a full drum of a thompson one day",
"Hey I have a set of like that 1990s Sears Professional Screwdriver shown bottom right.\n",
"I think a vintage Thompson is worth around $50,000 . That’s top dollar unless it was owned by somebody famous and then the price can double or triple.",
"Underrated comment.",
"Idk tho, it seems today that all you see is violins in movies, and sax on TV. ",
"That’s a nice death fiddle you have there. ",
"You can really feel the age because of the two discmans (discmen?) in the pic",
"I know. If I ever do that, I'm going to dress up in a zoot suit just for fun while I do, so I can feel like a real 1920's gangster.",
"I immediately hear the \"untouchables\" theme start playing in my head when I saw this.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/r9NH-NBF-Bc?t=33",
"Now I have to re-watch it.",
"Those are absolutely quick change magazines.",
"Alright, I forgive you for the bad pun... But my tommy gun don't!",
"It seems like you could fit about 10 more regular mags next to the gun itself. ",
"If you're talking about the square notch, that's where the magazine (which holds the bullets) goes. The magazine, in this case, is one of the two disc-shaped things.",
"im talking about the exposed spring along the barrel",
"That's not a spring. Those are grooves machined into the outside of the barrel, intended to improve cooling.",
"oh interesting, thanks!",
"As people here seem to know their way around, what is the \"propeller-looking thing\" on the mags for?",
"Myeah! Schee??!",
"Not super familiar with Thompsons, but I suspect it’s to allow you to use a hand to compress the internal spring, making it easier to load. ",
"What did they hide in a cello case?",
"Keep the change, ya filthy animal.",
"It’s the tension tool. In order to load one of these mags, you split it open and line up all of the rounds (52) in there. Then you close it back up and insert that propeller looking thing and twist until there’s enough tension on the spring to push all of the rounds out. ",
"I’m gonna be sad, but any idea how much? ",
"I can hear the New York accent from here just looking at this ",
"http://www.cabelas.com/product/AUTO-ORDNANCE-SEMI-AUTO-RIFLES/1811200.uts",
"Sweet! ",
"I was wondering why you got downvoted but then I saw your name",
"Yup. I’m sad. ",
"And then to turn it auto add a bit. \n\nEither way not worth it. I do know a friend that has and old school full auto. Can't imagine how much that'd go for ",
"[Don't let your dreams be dreams](https://www.battlefieldvegas.com/products/thompson-m-1928) only 40 bucks to rent one",
"You wanna know what’s in my violin case? Viol-ence.",
"Enabling full auto would be extremely illegal and a federal crime, so there's that. Also I'd be surprised if the recreation operates on an open bolt carrier like the original, so toggling to full auto like the original would require a hell of a rework on the bolt carrier group and probably cost as much as the gun to have done professionally ",
"No one said legal unless you have a ffa and the correct licenses. Got to be grandfathered for legalities. \n\nNotice I said it would cost a bit to convert \n\nOh yeah speeding is illegal too. ",
">Oh yeah speeding is illegal too. \n\nNot 10 years in prison for modifying and another 10 for possessing *minimum* illegal\n\nEdit: oh yeah and federal felony not local misdemeanor \n",
"Or r/oldschoolcool",
"Merry Christmas ya filthy animal!",
"First inanimate object that I have seen on Reddit that I must have.",
"Yeah part of NFA is no more open bolt designs; too easy to convert. This guy above doesn't really seem to know what he's talking about. I don't see this being an easy conversion at all, really. ",
"yes but those aren't as cool tho",
"A man walks into a bank with a violin case. Everyone one is afraid that inside is a Tommy gun, and that he'll use it.\n\nA man walks into a bank with a viola case. Everyone is afraid that inside is a viola, and that he'll play it.",
"Ha, I remember that. Such a fuckin weird movie.",
"A nice case for violence",
"/r/oldschoolcool",
"For the longest time that's what I thought the movie was called and I couldn't figure out why my mom and brother were so excited to watch a non-fiction movie on a string instrument.",
"But it comes with an included barrel compensator! ",
"Yeah, OP is a serial reposter looking to build quick karma, probably for shilling/account selling purposes. At least he picked something more than a few months old this time.",
"Vintage post",
"If you honestly think that illegal Sears ARs, converted AKs, Glocks, etc... don't exist I got news for ya... Seen a few myself, and you'll only see them when you're trusted. That kind of trust is tight.",
"Thanks a lot. Ah, I like Reddit.",
"thanks me too",
"Booker, catch!",
"Stupid requirements for long ass barrels, things hideous",
"Lol I've seen and used auto ARs too, it's called the army. \nBut if you're looking at buying a $1700 gun that's far inferior to an AR of similar price you're probably not gonna be using it for gang violence and you're most likely not a hardened criminal. If you're buying this and converting it you're probably looking at like ~2500 if I had to guess, and at that point my local gun store has a 1991 AR full auto with 2 30 round mags for 3k right now",
"Ahaaa yes the Chicago typewriter. ",
"good movie. But [this version](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sAuPcLQ9x5g) is so much more spine-tingling."
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Vintage case.
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[
"looks like a Kestrel. The smallest hawk. Beautiful little bird",
"It is! They nest at my office building, and visit my window quite often.",
"You're so lucky to get a close look at them. ",
"The babies are super cute!",
"Why she crying?"
] | 5 |
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Feathered Friend of the Fourth Floor
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[
"I wish that gun was my penis, and she was Ernest Hemingway.",
"It would be cooler if they were topless",
"Meth Mondays"
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Girls Holding Guns
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[
"Looks like a turkey vulture",
"Pretty sure that's a vulture. I could be wrong thougg.",
"Not a hawk kys",
"You must look near death."
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My office hawk can beat up your office hawk
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[
"Dazzling",
"Wow that's intricate, how many hours did it take you?",
"I'm in the mood for Jolly Ranchers now.",
"About 9 hours ",
"Heady wrapz bro",
"👽",
"Dude, I'm sick of your pendants. They're good. Fine. But I've seen them over and over. Why are they *constantly* on the front page lately? It's ridiculous. I'd almost rather see the birds. No, I take that back. I'll take the pendants if we can lose the birds.",
"Lol, I still can't tell if you're serious or not.",
"It's because people like art lol",
"One hundred percent.",
"Art's good, but extremely *repetitive* art I'm not down with. The pendants are good, but I've seen them. And I've seen them again. And again. And some more. Enough. Same with the goddam birds (x50).",
"Art is only repetitive if your eye isn't trained to see subtle differences, if you don't like it, don't comment. Simple as that.",
"Truly outrageous",
"> if you don't like it, don't comment. Simple as that.\n\nI think you fundamentally misunderstand how reddit, the internet, and society as a whole actually work. If you don't want any negative comments, refrain from posting. That's the *only* way you'll ever accomplish that goal. And I wasn't even being negative about your products. I'm just tired of seeing them over and over again. I didn't say I don't see the subtle differences or that I don't like it. My point was, since you obviously missed it, that I don't get on reddit to see pendant after pendant after pendant. Or bird after bird. Or millennium falcon after millennium falcon. I know there are plenty of people who get on reddit *just* for that, or any of several other inane reasons, like pun threads. Great thing is, they're as entitled to their opinion as I am to mine (100% in case you're not clear). But reddit has endless content, and I come to learn and expand my horizons. If I was obsessed with gaudy pendants, I'd be in heaven. I'm not even complaining about you posting them. Post away. My issue is that they've become ever-present on the front page and next few top pages of reddit. It's annoying to me. And as of your comment above, so are you. Happy circlejerking.",
"U mad bro?",
"Yes, I don't agree with you, so I must be mad or a troll. You couldn't possibly learn anything from me, so just dismiss it all. Nothing intelligent to say? Better whip out \"U mad bro?\" That way you still get the last word but don't have to actually string together a sentence yourself.",
"Very nice. I love wirewraps. ",
"Lovely! I would happily wear this with every outfit - so jealous it's not in my collection.",
"Okay Mr.High and mighty, stop flaunting your possibly faked intelligence all over this post, if you'd like to have a useful conversation feel free to message me. I'm not afraid of internet know it alls, and I am sorry your life is so mundane you get mad over little things like my responses. ",
"> stop flaunting your possibly faked intelligence\n\nI don't know what this means exactly, but I love it. I also love that you think I think you should be afraid of me. What I was trying to do was have a conversation with you. I gave you the benefit of the doubt and assumed you could read the things I type, gather something close to the intended meaning, and then give a sensible reply that was somehow relevant to *anything* that I said. Instead you just go straight for name calling and keep telling me you think *I'm* the one who's mad. We're not on the same page at all, so I'll try it your way. I'm glad *your* life is so simple that you think your shitty pendants are something that anyone in their right mind might want to see even 1 of, let alone the hundreds you seem to be posting. No, but seriously, your pendants *are* really good...\n\nFOR ME TO POOP ON!",
"That is superman's key to the fortress of solitude. "
] | 21 |
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Custom pendant I finished in one day!
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[
"He looks like he wants to smack someone. ",
"He would have every right to",
"I still cannot fathom how evil those parents are. Truly. ",
"Four officers. Specificity might help.",
"It's the one that's circled I'm not sure how much more specific he could be ",
"~~Smack~~ Riddle with bullets. ",
"My bad, that's not very visible on my device.\n\nAdding \"circled\" definitely would have helped.",
"Not gonna lie I completely missed that circle before you mentioned it",
"I have a feeling those two are **not** going to enjoy prison. ",
"The look on all their faces though. ",
"I'd shoot them both in the head and do my 12-18 years of penance with a smile. Yeah, I know. You disagree. Doesn't change anything.",
"Even without the obvious circle only one office is making a look of disgust. ",
"I appreciate that you likely have a larger screen, and perhaps better vision with which to see the expressions. I will take your word for it that this is the case, but please remember that \"obvious\" is always in the eyes of the beholder, and is thus a very unhelpful word.",
"harming or taking advantage of children is some of the most pathetic and sick shit in the world. wish we could send these parents off to guantamo and give them their own treatment.",
"Yep same here. I figured it was that guy because he's the only one showing a bit of expression, but I completely missed the (shitty) circle.",
"That's the international look of \"do something...I double dog dare you\"",
"That would certainly be the cheaper option. I think I speak for most people when I say ... \"I'll allow it this time\". ",
"The officer on the far left goes, \"I hope he tries to run...I dare you motherfucker...I double dare you\" ",
"I remember one of my favourite writers had a bit about, how police see humanity at its absolute worse at times, and the urge, the desire to just smack it back, to make the world in some way better, to step over the line in the sand and do one thing, that a normal human being would do in the face of such horror and disgusting behaviour, and it takes a strong police office to know, they can cross that line without becoming what is on the other side.",
"GIVE ME A REASON",
"Might be time to get the eyes checked",
"ammo is getting pretty expensive. especially in california, where online sales are outlawed, and all ammo sales will soon require a background check. the smack would be much cheaper, even if this cop reloads his own. ",
"At least he's not the guy that has to defend these people in court. I feel real sorry for that guy.",
"Wat the Fuk is wrong with these freaks and why didn’t the neighbours say/do/call something/the cops",
"Who are they? Someone ELI5. ",
"> online sales are outlawed\nOuch. I've had california on my list of \"places I don't really think I want to take a job at\" for a while, that solidifies my opinion even further. \n",
"The parents kept their thirteen children locked up and physically and emotionally abused in their basement, until one girl managed to escape and call the cops. Very sick people.\n\nTry this article: http://www.desertsun.com/story/news/crime_courts/2018/01/18/perris-parents-face-life-prison-starving-torturing-children-say-prosecutors/1042017001/",
"Maybe it's time to get your compassion bone checked"
] | 28 |
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The face of this officer watching over the Perris parents that held their 13 children captive...
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"What is that\n",
"That is egg recipe.",
"What's the orange stuff",
"Carrot"
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Breakfast with Eggs (4128*2322 mp)
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[
"Happy vacations...",
"That's a raptor. Not carrion. ",
"First of all, I'm a full bird Colonel. And speaking of kernels, you gonna eat those peanuts? \n\n(and since I'm a Snarky Hillbilly, I was hoping not to have to type a /s anywhere in this thread)\n",
"I heard some airlines are charging you now to bring a carrion aboard.",
"This guy gets it. ",
"Pffft! You know??? "
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You suckers are working? I'm on vacation and I heard there is carrion on this flight.
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[
"How do we not know they know each other? :)",
"D'aww happy kitty ",
"Why were you snapping shots of a woman walking down the street?",
"And that's how you get a cat.",
"\"The lady I've been following for the past five months met a cat today.\"",
"Cat tricks poor lady into taking it home.",
"Gingers love a ginger",
"A perfect human adoption ploy by a smart cat.",
"15 years later she developed toxoplasmosis and became the crazy cat lady across the street.\n\nedit: Seriously people, avoid stray cats. If you have a compromised immune system, toxoplasmosis will cause you neurological problems. Latent toxoplasmosis can show up decades later after exposure. ",
"Taking pictures of that sweet pussy..",
"\"I just want to fuck your face, lady.\"",
"Eww. ",
"Right",
"best pic",
"...cat I was talking. About. The. **CAT.**\n\nDamnit Jane, I want a divorce!",
"Prude btw",
"> I like people watching--mostly this one woman. Yeah, I'm doing 'em one at a time. From behind bushes and stuff.\n\n-Demetri Martin",
"“You’re mine now” - cat",
"Disagree. Referring to some random woman walking down the street as \"that sweet pussy\" has nothing to do openness to new things and everything to do with being as skeevy as possible. ",
"Obviously you don't understand jokes... you may want to go back to Facebook. ",
"\"you're mine meow\" FTFY",
"My \"eww\" was the joke...",
"https://gfycat.com/UnhappyElementaryBluebottle.gifv",
"Redheads",
"Is this Loss?",
"Can confirm\n\nSource: Am ginger",
"A new cat lady is now born.",
"Cat.",
"Reminds me of my cat Lenny. Looks and acts the same. Loves to prairie dog for pets just like the picture.",
"Well. She just got adopted. ",
"You see her? Give him a break. He paid thousands for that telephoto lens. ",
"Hahaha",
"Not stalking much, are we?",
"Clean your pans and wash your hands!",
"the difference between people watching and stalker creepo is attractiveness.",
"A man met a random cat, a not-so-beautiful encounter ensued: https://i.imgur.com/4A3Hsjo.jpg",
"mmmmmm a meeting of my people \ndon't you normies worry - we're not up to anything",
"\"I've been waiting all day for the human bus, finally it shows up. Take me to my new home.\"",
"Obviously you don’t get humor. ",
"It looks like pictures of someone petting a fluffy cat, not stalking did I miss something?",
"Guess she owns a cat now ",
"Obligatory r/whywheretheyfilming",
"\"Did you say 'meow'?\"",
"C'mon guys, don't be idiots. He's obviously pulling your legs. This is cheap bait and you took it. ",
"Damn, I came here to ask the same thing. ",
"You is mine now.",
"Toxoplasmosis is not limited to stray cats, and is asymptomatic for the vast majority of infected people. By \"compromised immune system\", medical professionals don't refer to a temporarily slightly weakened immune system because you have the flu or something, they're talking things like HIV - and in those cases toxoplasmosis isn't really at the top of your list of concerns anyway.\n\nAnd either way, if you're worrying about potential diseases from stray cats, toxoplasmosis may well be at the bottom of the list. If you've lived in a house with cats, you likely have it anyway. ",
"And here's OP taking creepshots of strangers.",
"Username… checks out?",
"Am ginger and married a ginger. Ginger progeny has ensued.",
"Nah man, Nikon p900's are cheap as fuck. You can now creep on the women living in the apartments across the street for only $500!",
"That's step 1.",
"This looks like the Youtuber Rachel from the channel called Rachel and Jun. It looks like her cat too but i doubt it since it's in the street. Her husband is probably filming.",
"\"I adopt you, ginger lady\"",
"Toxoplasmosis is carried by most cats, regardless of stray status. It’s likely a ton of cat owners have it and lead completely normal lives. It’s only a true danger if you’re pregnant.",
"I think that you meant /r/WhyWereTheyFilming/",
"Good bot",
"1. Cat\n2. Redhead\n3. Front Page",
"It's highly [unlikely that OP took this picture](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9968379). \n\nBut /u/RobiticDoll may be correct. The cat in [this video of theirs](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AOouxRfDJQM) looks a lot like the one in the picture (well, as best as one can tell with that resolution).",
"Both her orange cats are long-haired. But I thought it might have been her too at first ",
"Can confirm authenticity. Once petted a cat. She followed me home. She never left.",
"Love.",
"I would stop for that pussy too.",
"Chickenfucker!",
"It's weird....they're either very attractive or not",
"that's how a cat gets you.\n",
"I would never put my face that close to the paws of a strange cat.",
"That's my dream girl right there\n",
"Also wash your fruits and veggies, wash your hands thoroughly after touching dirt and soil, don't drink unpasteurized milk, and avoid raw and undercooked meats. You don't become infected with Toxoplasma from directly petting a cat. (Unless you don't wash your hands and consume traces of fecal material.) Always wash your everything peopleeee. ",
"Ginger here. Well , more of a daywalker. Either way Not into ginger guys! I guess i do like ginger girls though ",
"woman pets cat",
"This is how you get pets",
"My own cat doesn't greet me that way. :( \n \nDid she just make a tuna sandwich or something?",
"Your existence is the joke here.",
"r/WhyWhereWhenFilming",
"Am part ginger (beard), married a ginger with a ginger cat. ",
"It takes 3 seconds to start filming on a phone. He was looking out of a window, saw a cat on two legs reaching up and thought \"Oh that is cute i'm gonna take a picture.\"\n\n",
"Listen, if a cat ever approached me like that I'm taking it home with me. ",
"Lulz....oh you!",
"A meeting of our people in the open. That must mean the plan is working right?\n\nI mean, me too thanks.",
"Good human.",
"Do you want her to own a cat? Cuz this is how you get her to own a cat. ",
"Yeah ",
"Be somewhere with a camera, see something interesting happening, point the camera and press a button.\n\n",
"Cat. ",
"Or did a cat meet a random lady?",
"she says i want to kiss you ",
"Why is it not a series of grainy images? If Jun was filming shouldn't it be HQ?",
"In an alternate universe: “The cat I’ve been following for the past five months met a lady today.”",
"Cat gigolos are very pushy nowadays",
"lol",
"/r/WhoWhatWhereHow",
"Cat.",
"Nah, real stalking is always stalking. No one is going to be ok with catching Tom Cruise in a bush with a telephoto",
"But let's be honest. No one would be surprised either. ",
"That's a toll kitty. No passing without paying in scritches.",
"Psh, it's free to climb in her tree.",
"/r/Why",
"Some cats love women's hair products. We have a cat that also loves mint. It's his crack. He goes so far as to try and lick the toothpaste from the brush while it's in your mouth. ",
"r/whatwherewhenwho !",
"Hey! Its /u/infinitelythirsting ! Sup?",
"Titled \"The Birth of a Cat Lady\"",
"Not really, poor guy actually sacrificed himself to save that damn cat, getting between it and the cops that were intent on shooting it. Cat payed him back by taking his scalp. Guy survived but another person was killed and three others injured. Guy got his wish though, the cat was tranquilized and the cat relocated to the wild, which is nice. ",
"Looks like they do. ^^",
"Everyone knows that the first thing you should do when you encounter one of the most efficient killing machines, is put your face to it.",
"Cat-calling at it's finest!",
"Re-uploading it about a thousand times will do that for ya.",
"Found the cat",
"How do we know not know they know I know who knows they know each other?",
"\"You are mine now,\" said the photographer. ",
"Automation is the place to be with today's stalkers. Check out the Ar!@ LTE battery operated camera. If you're going to stalk some poor girl, do it from the comfort of your own home or her crawl space. ",
"That's how it starts",
"awwwwwww",
"And props to her stalker for capturing this heart warming moment ",
"At least the cat found a person to adopt",
"LOVE the tages on the second pic.\n\n>Explore: dildos drums distracted",
"?",
"When you’re attractive, having red hair is an automatic +2. When you are unattractive it is a -2. ",
"And raising it's offspring, like a parasite. I mean I like my dog and everything but we're not in the Savannah what real use is it to me.",
"They're both cute",
"That's bullshit. \n\nWhen I see a hot redhead on the street, try to get her to pet me, and jump on her, it's assault. \n\nThis cat should be arrested.",
"LOCK HIM UP",
"You’re doing God’s work. ",
"What a fucking G.",
"Cat.",
"2 gingers meet. This is how ginger kids are born",
"No leopard is worth getting my head cut in half. If I could do it without that, then it's ok",
"Cat.",
"Their cats have a lot of white fur, while the pic is a mostly orange cat. Probably just a very friendly outdoor cat.",
"My friends coworker got ringworm from petting a stray cat.",
"puss?",
"And that’s how you pick up pussy.",
"I'm your density!",
"cats are literally the best",
"She has a new cat now. ",
"Context",
"Cat.",
"The Lady is his wife",
"Looks kinda creepy to me too",
"Cat.",
"lovely ",
"GOOSE!"
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A lady met a random cat, beautiful encounter ensues
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/r/pics/comments/7rim3u/i_dont_have_a_window_but_hes_my_bird_buddy/
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[
"Does it twitter?",
"Oh he twitters every day all day",
"Where’s his prey?",
" Just draw a window too.",
"This guy is a free thinker ",
" Yup, that's why managers hate me. "
] | 6 |
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I don't have a window, but he's my bird buddy nonetheless.
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/r/pics/comments/7rimfr/the_birds_i_see_outside_of_my_office/
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[
"They gave you... A regular runway sweeper, an office? Or do you describe your runway as your office?",
"That's a nice bird.",
"Describe the flight line as my office. F18 Electrician is my actual job.",
"Come on now... The engineers are clearly the ones next to the jet. You're as close as you're allowed.",
"Lmao so a space shuttle piggyback gets gold but I get nuked with downvotes for posting an actual bird (plane)."
] | 5 |
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The birds I see outside of my office
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/r/pics/comments/7rio9b/what_happens_when_a_parachute_isnt_packed/
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[
"lol at least it works",
"Not so much. This is called a downplane malfunction and it actually will accelerate the skydiver towards the ground. The skydiver must chop the main parachute or maneuver the two parachutes into a side-by-side configuration to avoid hitting the ground at high speed. ",
"Are you really going to make me ask?",
"Ask whether this skydiver made it? I don't know, I'm not the OP. I would guess they did make it since I haven't heard of a recent student death. ",
"They did cut away the main and made a safe landing with the reserve",
"Thank you."
] | 6 |
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What happens when a parachute isn't packed correctly. As a skydive photographer, I see a lot of stuff like this
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/r/pics/comments/7rioqw/my_bird_view_i_see_from_my_windows_everyday/
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[
"/u/swimfastalex, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/swimfastalex&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rioqw/my_bird_view_i_see_from_my_windows_everyday/?context=10\\))",
"/u/swimfastalex, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/swimfastalex&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rioqw/my_bird_view_i_see_from_my_windows_everyday/?context=10\\))",
"Do I get double the points for having two moderators comment saying it's been removed? lol",
"Two removals=shadowbanned from the whole internet.",
"Can I take it back?"
] | 5 |
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My bird view I see from my windows everyday.
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/r/pics/comments/7ripum/i_saw_some_justice_served_on_the_way_home_last/
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[
"If only it was a ticket",
"Yeah my car was towed once for much less than this",
" Exactly. THEN justice would be served. ",
"Well Justice was warned anyway",
"More like the aroma of justice wafting in from the kitchen. Not really served yet, but delicious enough to make your stomach grumble just the same.",
"What if he was chasing a suspect by foot and didn’t have time to park the way you wanted him to?",
"its not a city thing. Its illegal across all 50 states, even if its not generally enforced in certain areas. At the very least to park against traffic means at one point you were driving on the wrong side of the road.",
"There was a rent a cop that worked at the hospital with my sister. Homeboy was a Marine and Sheriff reject but he acted like he was Top Flight Security of The World. He did a similar thing to a Cop that parked in the fire lane. Only problem was that law enforcement is exempt from the no parking rule because they need to get in ASAP. This dumb Fuck ended up getting his ass reamed by the Officer and suspended. He was just a dick all the way around. He got fired a few weeks later for getting caught on camera stealing a case of Monster during the Lakers Parade/Riot, Fucking Dipshit.",
"If there isn't already, there should be a subreddit for pictures and videos specifically highlighting when cops or other officials are breaking the law. If they have the power to enforce rules, they should have the responsibility to hold themselves accountable to the same rules they enforce.\n\nI had one in front of me yesterday that was repeatedly doing 10-15mph over the speed limit just going between stop lights. This was in Garland, Texas, so I have no doubt that he's handed out plenty of tickets to people for doing 5mph over the limit. And he capped it off with an illegal turn across 3 lanes so he could hit up Burger King. Must've been a whopper of an emergency that justified some reckless driving. \n\nReal nice double-standard we have going these days.",
"There's always /r/Bad_Cop_No_Donut/",
"You are not above the law except we didn’t give you a ticket so I guess you are never mind \n-bcpd",
"Except while on duty police officers are immune to all vehicle traffic laws.\n\nSo yes, he quite literally is above that specific law.",
"On-Duty officers are, in general, immune to vehicle traffic law, among other laws.\n\nSo no he's (most likely) not breaking the law.\n\nThink about this: In New York State there is **NO** law allowing for open-carry of a firearm. All on-duty police are in violation of said law. This is why they have immunity and exceptions.",
"Not on duty. He was there all night",
"Absolutely on duty. That is a duty vehicle and personal use of such is prohibited. \n\nSome police run 12 hour shifts as opposed to 8 hour shifts. He could have been there all night on duty.",
"And you'll have to drive on the wrong side to move it. And people expecting to see the red reflection of your rear at night will instead see the yellow or white reflection of your front reflectors and could get confused. ",
"Yeah, you may know more than me! Normally two state trooper cars are parked back to back on this street and don’t move for days. Just figured they brought cars home like sheriffs. \nEdit: I know there are some take home programs in Maryland for certain agencies too",
"That depends highly on the jurisdiction and the chain of command within each department. Quite a few allow law enforcement officers to take the work vehicles home. It's a great way to ensure residential neighbourhoods' speed limits are obeyed. IIRC, where I live, a state trooper can take their vehicle home, and (again, depending on the department) a sheriff's deputy can take their work vehicle home if they live in the same county.",
"That's MSP. They are authorized to use their take-home vehicles for personal use as long as its within the state. So, your statement is false. ",
"one hypocrite blasting another ",
">Burger King\n\n>Whopper of an emergency \n\nI like you",
"I'm pretty sure they are only exempt to traffic laws if they are on an official call and are using at least their lights.",
"Then his lights should be on as he is involved in an emergency. ",
"I see the cruiser of staties and sheriff deputies parked at the officers home overnight around here. Quite a few actually. ",
"yet the rest of the world seems to manage and has lower accident rates (and fatalities)",
"Nope, while on duty they are exempt. It's why they can sit on the median \"No U Turn\" strips even if it's not on an official call.",
"That is for \"authorized vehicles only\" and they are not making a U-Turn. Just like you can legally make a J turn at a no U-turn sign as long as that kind of maneuver isn't illegal where you make it. (e.g. it would be illegal if that no u-turn sign was at an intersection).",
"They'rre also allowed to stop for non-emergency purposes. They are also allowed to use cell phones.\n\nWhile on duty they are immune to all vehicle traffic laws.",
"Pretty much willing to bet that bcpd is at least passingly familiar with the laws in their jurisdiction.",
"I was a member of BCPD. I would know.\n\nYou have just as much reason to trust me as you have to trust that piece of paper.",
"Fair enough then!",
"FUCK THE POPO",
"What are you talking about? Are you even replying to the post you intended to reply to? ",
"yes try and engage your brain and think of the relevance of my comment in the context of yours",
"I'm talking about giving people context clues when they are driving and you're talking about accidents and fatalities with a not so subtle dig on the large number of lisenced drivers in the US.\n\nThat's one hell of a leap just to get a dig in.",
"> Except while on duty police officers are immune to all vehicle traffic laws.\n\n\nAbsolutely false. Legally of course, cops do whatever they want as they are free from prosecution but cops are supposed to follow all laws except when needed to perform their duties. Just because they all act as if laws don't apply to them does not mean they are doing it legally. Contrary to your opinion cops are capable of breaking laws. It's not the Nixonian fantasy of if a cop does it that makes it legal.\n",
"its not a leap at all, AT ALL, the fact you think it is, is disturbing",
"A justice amuse-bouche was served",
"The fact that we are no longer discussing anything even remotely related to the photo or this subreddit means this conversion has ended. Good day to you Sir Troll.",
"So... justice wasn't served. ",
"Now that you mention it..",
"First off the rules the cops operate vary widely. \n\nSecond what you are saying makes no sense at all. ",
"False. ",
"That’s not really a law is it? I park wherever a spot is",
"Yeah but you have to be facing the right way for the side of the road you are on. He could have just pulled a u-turn and parked the right direction",
"Are you fucking kidding me? For all you cosy little haters know the cop had parked up to deal with some thing reported to them that he / she was dealing with, without complaint or fear or argument. For all you know he / she was in the process of dealing with a violent domestic assault, taking an abused child away into protection, disarming a disturbed individual....a myriad of issues reported by people to a service that never says no. So fuck your judgmental hyperbole I guess the officer/s maybe didn’t have time to comply with a minor traffic infringement whilst on their way to save some ones ass or take a bad guy off the streets. Maybe they were there to deal with some nastiness that you think doesn’t exist. If society makes war on the police then it makes friends with its criminals. ",
"This was not the case this time. The guy lives in the complex. But I agree completely."
] | 47 |
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I saw some justice served on the way home last night
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/r/pics/comments/7riqeo/the_bird_i_see_every_damn_day_to_and_from_the/
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[
"This bring to mind a saying that says if that if you cone across an asshole once in a while then they are assholes. If you come a ross assholes all the time, perhaps you are the asshole. Not pointing fingers, just saying is all.",
"Do you work at IRS?",
"Maybe get better at driving? "
] | 3 |
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The "bird" I see every damn day to and from the office.
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/r/pics/comments/7riql1/the_age_of_fire_and_fury/
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[
"To be fair, it's Der Spiegel. They went from an interesting magazine to huffpost/buzzfeed in 1 month. \nReally unfortunate.",
"Nice two word sentence at the end there. I'm going to guess you're closest to #3 in the picture above.",
"I'm sorry, english is not my native language and I thought 2 words would be okay. We can continue speaking in my native language if you want though, so I wont make any further mistakes. :)",
"/u/serdarist, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/serdarist&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7riql1/the_age_of_fire_and_fury/?context=10\\))",
"Maybe you should stop taking your lessons from Trump then, or you're going to make constant mistakes.",
"No reason to be so rude, my friend. I've read Der Spiegel quite a lot and am just sad, that they went downhill with their quality. \nLike I said, we can talk in german if you want.",
"Okay, how do I say in German, \"When you upvoted that picture of a Nazi flag with CNN in the title you proved yourself to be foolish twice.\"",
"\"Wenn du ein Bild von einer Naziflagge mit CNN im Titel hast, hast du zwei mal bewiesen wie dumm du bist.\" \nDoxxing people who do memes and blackmail them however, has some fascist vibes to me. At least if you're a news outlet. \n\nYou're welcome.",
"good for you!!! you’re gonna save trump! Congratulations "
] | 9 |
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The Age of Fire and Fury!
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/r/pics/comments/7riqli/untitled_landscape/
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[
"Photographer: Marco De Naro",
"Swiftwater cliffs",
"Looks amazing",
"If I had a boat and knew which country that person was in when he took this photo I'd be two steps closer to having my boat docked there for an afternoon or two ",
"Imagine just sitting there, no cellphone, no music, just the sound of nature and an occasional fart (which is natural). This view calls for a nice cup of tea or a glass of wine. ",
"From a 2 second google search it's from Pragser Wildsee, a lake in the Prags Dolomites in South Tyrol, Italy\n\nMystery Solved.",
"This would scare/impress the heck out of /r/thalassophobia",
"I've been there. It's a very nice lake, but very touristy.\n\nTo get a shot like this you have to be very early or late, otherwise it's swarming with busloads of people.",
"[Here](https://i.imgur.com/BMI6iJi.jpg) is a higher quality version of this image. [Here](https://500px.com/photo/105290465/pragser-wildsee-by-marco-de-naro) is the source. This was taken at Fanes-Sennes-Prags Nature Park in South Tyrol, Italy.\n\nI believe they were standing [right here](https://www.google.com/maps/@46.6983031,12.0857689,3a,75y,309.63h,97.77t/data=!3m8!1e1!3m6!1sAF1QipNo8aA6BTiExEsV5xaDItNByLRLXpIc-8V9DVpe!2e10!3e11!6shttps:%2F%2Flh5.googleusercontent.com%2Fp%2FAF1QipNo8aA6BTiExEsV5xaDItNByLRLXpIc-8V9DVpe%3Dw203-h100-k-no-pi0-ya341.31998-ro-0-fo100!7i8704!8i4352)",
"Reminds me of the dock at the cabin in Alan Wake",
"This looks straight outta Myst or something.",
"Well that's not a safe place for a wheelchair ramp",
"Wolf eating mountain. ",
"Oh look, my irrational fear of submerged man-made objects! Sweet",
"Simply breathtakingly serene.",
"Can you walk on the submerged dock? That'd be surreal if you could cross the lake on a platform just a foot under the surface.",
"Haha I didn't know I was scared of this, but walking on that dock would terrify me. I mean, I still wanna do it, but it looks freightining.",
"I hadn't noticed it when I was there, so I couldn't tell.\n\nI just walked along the shore of the lake and a few kilometres inland, I didn't climb the object where the picture was taken from."
] | 18 |
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Untitled Landscape
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/r/pics/comments/7rirdr/kids_menu_note_at_bbq_place_in_jackson_wy/
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[
"LOVE it!",
"Use capital letters for fucks sake.",
"?",
"1 and 2 apply to me because I'm blind. \n\nIs this really not a Chuck E. Cheese? How did I drive here?",
"r/childfree would swoon over this :D",
"The Bird is probably one of the best burger joints I've ever been to",
"Really? I’m planning on going this summer and found this. I think I’m still gonna bring my kids though... lol",
"Out of curiosity, and presuming you're serious about being blind... how did you read the text in an image?",
"They'd be salty that kids are still allowed and catered to. Also that they called them kids and not flesh turds or breeder spawn."
] | 10 |
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Kids Menu note at BBQ place in Jackson, WY
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/r/pics/comments/7ritcf/this_guys_shirt_matches_the_bus_seat/
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[
"More like this on r/thingslikepeople",
"You'd better be careful where you sit.",
"Melbourne?",
"No, Patrick. ",
"Seriously looks like he's hoping for someone to accidentally sit on his lap ",
"I’m fairly certain this guy is a serial killer.",
"Am I missing something? Where's the guy?",
"Was this in Berkely by chance?",
"Can I volunteer.",
"Yea, he seems very excitable. ",
"Train seat",
"Melbourne train.",
"Almost certain he got this shirt custom to do this.\n\n[edit] Found a pin that said, \"You can now purchase shirts that match the pattern of some bus seats.\" but the shop site is down. Since these seats are from London, it wouldn't surprise me to find them there.",
"This seems like a more likely scenario than someone willingly dressing themselves in that pattern to go out in public. In the '80s or '90s, maybe this would have been an acceptable pattern on clothing, but not in this decade.",
"That’s a train my guy",
"I'm not your guy, friend.",
"This guy bought a shirt specifically designed to match the bus seats so he could take this picture.",
"[Relevant.](https://petapixel.com/2018/01/19/photos-custom-hand-knit-sweaters-blend-people-places/)",
"It's a Melbourne train, definitely not London. ",
"People go out trying too look like lil wayne and lil yachty whatever that is. Someone going out with that type of pattern wouldnt be too surprising but he has definetly done it intentionally. "
] | 20 |
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This guys shirt matches the bus seat.
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/r/pics/comments/7ritmx/this_little_bird_comes_to_the_window_everyday/
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[
"Is it because you have the treats? Jk\n\nSuch a pretty bird. Love the lil yellow patch on their head :3",
"Thanks! Very exotic to western Canada. ",
"I have two love birds myself. They're so personable and very loveable for a lack of a better word."
] | 3 |
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This little bird comes to the window everyday...
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/r/pics/comments/7riu5g/drunken_amazon_purchase_forgot_i_ordered_this_not/
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[
"Drunk and one click shopping can bring laughs days later",
"haha so true, came this morning and i'm like wth, saw it later in my ordered list and was like...ah...yes... Typed in pirate shark and had to buy it :D",
"Really it’s more Pirate Giraffe ",
"Ehhhh I’ve got the exact same poster although I️ bought it completely sober..",
"That's awesome. My drunken click purchase was a TV trivia board game on eBay. Finally, here was a chance to utilize my extensive experience at sitting on my ass while watching TV! Drunk me was as confident as James Bond ordering a martini, and just as ready to kick some ass.\n\nWhen the game arrived a few days later, sober me realized I don't know anyone that could possibly compete, or that would even play a TV trivia board game with me in the first place. 12 or 13 years later, it's still sitting in the game closet with the plastic on it.\n\nDrunk you is smarter than drunk I am"
] | 6 |
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Drunken Amazon purchase, forgot i ordered this, not disappointed :D
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/r/pics/comments/7riulj/this_special_boy_loves_a_day_at_the_beach/
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[
"Such a cute special boy! ",
"he look like innocent",
"David Bowie reincarnation. ",
"This eyes are different . ",
"Aww, he is one of the cutest dogs I've ever seen!",
"Does he know who's a good boy?",
"Good muddy boye",
"The resolution is killing me :(",
"looks like a longer haired version of my dog",
"Heterochromia!",
"Why are you letting him get his cast all wet? ",
"Came here for this. Not even mad.",
"Seriously! You need to keep those things dry as wood!",
"He looks amazing!!!",
"It's highly unlikely that this is OP's dog. Also, given the resolution, it's hard to be sure that that isn't a stick/log.",
"Replacing a dogs leg with a wooden stick is genius. He can fetch himself all day !",
"That is one good looking dog! ",
"I'm not sure if the dog is super dirty or if he just has an amazing color pattern. ",
"Is he a mudi?\n\nEd: downvote because asking sg? New level of silliness!",
"Yeah, it looks like a big stick to me.",
"gorgeous dog bro, hes really nice",
"Can we just combine r/pics r/gifs and r/funny into one subreddit ",
"That was the first thing I thought of as well.... Like, that looks like water proof tape at the bottom (which we always use for our casts)... But that doesn't mean, take pup to the beach lol",
"Thank you.",
"Isn’t it worse to let a dog get its stick all wet?",
"What kind of dog is this? ",
"Interesting.. both cute AND scary. Like Scary Spice.",
"r/facebook",
"Can't tell if it's a leg on the left, or a stick... Gonna go with stick.",
"It is a stick :)",
"Ugly. ",
"A Mutt, or Mongrel (formal term)\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mongrel",
"Looks like Blue Dog: \nhttps://bluevirginia.us/wp-content/uploads/2016/12/bluedog.jpg",
"He looks like he was born to PARTY!!!",
"thats a bad case of log foot.",
"Most dogs would beg to differ\n\n🍆👉🏻🍑",
"Bowie didn’t have heterochromia. Rather, one of his pupils was permanently dilated, giving the first impression that he had different colored irises. ",
"its type of painting ",
"I think it is a mutt. Fuck pure breeds, fucking awful with increase in inherited diseases (Hip Dysplasia). Never again. Max may you rest in peace.",
"Having had a dog that's needed a cast, that's for sure a cast. No doubt. Shouldn't really be at the beach, at least tape a plastic bag on that bitch.",
"Because it’s a log and not a cast. Who upvoted you?",
"David Bowie as a dog? ",
"Doggo Bowie",
"pretty eyes!",
"personally if i can't shove it up my ass then its just not for me ",
"You should make a new account named BuzzKillington...\n\nOr maybe just like... FuckBoyExtraordinaire... or something...\n\nIt would suit you.",
"Thanks for the explanation. AND ALL THE DOWNVOTES MOTHERFUCKERS ",
"David Bow-wow",
"That dog looks like Tweek from South Park",
"I guessed right and I got downvoted for a question! Guess they've got a thing against sticks... Or sticks up their asses? I unno. ",
"Hahahah I’m guessing you’re correct!"
] | 50 |
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This special boy loves a day at the beach.
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/r/pics/comments/7rivga/the_bird_that_visits_me_every_oh_wait_there_is_no/
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[
"That radiator looks like it’s snow covered",
"You. are the 98%.",
"This one is my favorite "
] | 3 |
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The bird that visits me every... oh wait, there is no bird. My life has no meaning... :(
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/r/pics/comments/7rivi0/here_is_the_bird_i_see_from_my_home_office_window/
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[
"wHat A PreTTy biRd",
"Rare to see one come so close to an office window",
"You would be surprised. ",
"Cute ain't it!",
"Got that same problem. ",
"I downvoted this because I thought it was stupid and not funny. ",
"Thanks!"
] | 5 |
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Here is the "Bird" I see from my home office window.
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/r/pics/comments/7rixvl/ominous_storm_clouds_over_downtown_chicago/
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[
"Just remember: if a demon asks if you are a god..the answer is YES!",
"Zuuuul",
"I am the key master ",
"What's Dresden up to _now_?",
"[Soundtrack (starts at 2:20)](https://youtu.be/66WxgHIXp6M)",
"Harry Dresden. "
] | 6 |
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Ominous storm clouds over downtown Chicago. Alright? Who summoned a demon?
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/r/pics/comments/7riy3o/millenium_falcon_but_made_out_of_salmon/
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[
"You made the millenium salmon",
"Let's hope it's not too chewie inside.",
"'Grillenium Salmon."
] | 3 |
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Millenium Falcon but made out of salmon
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/r/pics/comments/7riy7c/holding_up_a_circle_of_ice_in_front_of_the_sun/
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[
"that's no moon",
"Let me guess - someone is holding up a circle of ice in front of the sun ?",
"Nice try, Gru",
"I dunno man, that sounds a bit farfetched",
"Why do people repost images currently on the front page?"
] | 5 |
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Holding up a circle of ice in front of the sun
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/r/pics/comments/7riy7e/made_me_smile/
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[
"i wouldn't be surprised if you're a 40 year old mom lol",
"Haha, genuinely curious what makes you say that ^ ^ ",
"that's usually the target audience for minion memes lmao"
] | 3 |
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Made me smile
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/r/pics/comments/7rj0c7/an_unfortunate_rubber_ducky/
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[
"I'm going with \"nope\" due to it being a puddle on a different dashboard. The radio is also different. ",
"Yeah, no possible way they took a picture of the duck when they bought it, and then put it in a different vehicle where it melted. I mean... nobody has *two different cars.*",
"Why are you the way that you are? ",
"Because you touch yourself at night. ",
"\"kiiilll... meeee...\"",
"Check out Sherlock Fucking Holmes over here.",
"What is that, a Google Maps coaster or something",
"\"My final form SUCKS.\"",
"My before and after pictures. Left one on Monday. Right one on Friday. ",
"I dunno - it could be a case of the angles.\n\nThe buttons match up - the difference in the way that the dash looks might just be from the perspective of the camera.\n\nI’m gonna call this Schrodinger’s dash board.",
"did he died",
"Actually if you look at it more, it is the same dashboard. You can see the details match in both pictures. The radio does look different, but it could be the same case.",
"You are wrong.",
"Does nobody else realize these are two different cars?",
"That’s your rubber ducky, and that’s your rubber ducky on drugs",
"Moisturize me!",
"Not only that. Those ducks are hollow...so the amount of goop in the melted version is way too much.",
"Me going to bed vs when the alarm cloak goes off",
"Not a different dashboard and not a different radio, just the angles. Don't think the duck would've melted like that but I do think it's accurate. ",
"The radios are the same. I don’t doubt that this was done on purpose, but it’s definitely the same dashboard.",
"We have the same debate every damn time this is reposted. The angle, distance and white balance of the two photos is really messing with our heads, but it actually is the same dash.",
"Totally a different dashboard. The one has two shades of grey before he black. The other doesn't It's clear as day they are different. ",
"@shiohitoshi on Tiwtter is the source of this image. They posted it on July 19, 2017 and captioned it, \"This really sucks.\"\n\nThe tweet blew up and people started pointing out what they saw were [inconsistencies in the two pictures](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFFeoSQVoAEOP46.jpg).\n\nPeople thought the photos may have been faked, or that they were of [two different cars](https://pbs.twimg.com/media/DFE8C6VUQAUgPwA.jpg).\n\nBuzzFeed News reached out to @shiohitoshi to clarify whether the images are real. He said that the photo was real, and that the duck was won by a fellow student. The second image occurred after he left it in his car for a week.\n\nHe even [posted a video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZk47Nq85Y&t=1m50s) to counter tweets saying the images are fake.\n\n[Source](https://www.buzzfeed.com/krishrach/the-true-and-bizarre-story-behind-how-this-plastic-duck?utm_term=.yjW0Bx0My#.ggvM5lMWb).\n\n[These two images](https://imgur.com/a/FQ860) may help too.",
"Puddle of ducky",
"We got here before /u/fuckswithducks",
"Gotta love Reddetectives.",
"I don’t know, I think he’s cuter that way ",
"it was on twitter",
"Look harder, man. It's the same radio, just vastly different lighting and angles.",
"Look at the buttons on the radio",
"Twattectives ",
"Jabba the Duck.",
"Everything's different. Idk if this guy is joking or what ",
"Did someone really 3D render this? ",
"living in South Carolina, hot days can easily melt plastic if left on a dashboard.",
"QUOOOK",
"it's the same car different angles. count the buttons and placement.\n\nLarge button, space, then 4 buttons (??, AM/FM, CD, Aux), and below it 4 lower buttons for stations 1-4 and 5, 6.\n\nThen compare that to the previous picture and compare spacing, it's the same radio.\n\n",
"it's the same car different angles. count the buttons and placement.\n\nLarge button, space, then 4 buttons (??, AM/FM, CD, Aux), and below it 4 lower buttons for stations 1-4 and 5, 6.\n\nThen compare that to the previous picture and compare spacing, it's the same radio. Though in the second photo you can only see the lower buttons 1-4, the only part you can see of button 4 is the top left corner.\n\nyou can even read AM/FM, CD on the buttons in the second photo.",
"So that's where Slimer came from ",
"The ducky used to keep me company on long car rides, now he just sits there like a blob and doesn't say anything. \n\nI also keep a duck on my dashboard. They're important.",
"[It is not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZk47Nq85Y&t=1m50s)",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZk47Nq85Y&t=1m50s",
"Wow everything you just said is wrong. Not sure if you actually looked at the pic but those are absolutely the same dash. ",
"Where he has the duck sitting on the first pictures is not the same place the duck is melted on the second. The black area the duck is melted onto is not in the first picture. They aren't the same.",
"so.. australia?",
"I turned myself into a melted duck morty! ",
"Naaaiill! Naaaaaaiill!! NAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAIILL!!!\n\nI CAN SENSE YOU !",
"I came here to say that.",
"An informative top comment? Are you okay, reddit? ",
"The last time this image was reposted it was me calling bamboozle.\n\nBut it's real, it's just that the perspective on the first photo really hides how deep it goes.",
"https://i.imgur.com/73COV8g.jpg",
"That nail.",
"Elizabeth?",
"The hero we shouldn't have needed.",
"I came to the comments to make sure you comment was here. After being called in to question (I cant understand seeing the picture and thinking at first that they are the same) it is obvious that it is a different dash. These people must not have been good at a spot the difference game when the were younger.",
"There is even the same white smudge on the black part of the dashboard in the back.",
"So I’m not the only weirdo to keep a mini rubber ducky on my dashboard...cool",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rj0c7/an_unfortunate_rubber_ducky/dsxmqm0/",
"What has become of me?",
"[It is not](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMZk47Nq85Y&t=1m50s)",
"It reverted back into egg form....",
"Yep, you can see the FM AM/CD buttons if you look close enough, it's a confusing angle but it's definitely the same dashboard.",
"No.",
"It almost appears as though they even went as far as to simulate the ducky melting.",
"its not even the same car, lol.",
"Flubber",
"People care way too much about shit that shouldn't matter.",
"This is past 'kill me'. This is 'kill me more'...",
"Wait did you even watch the video? It was take specifically to prove it IS the same car. Look at the radio, clearly recorded, including the google maps card thingy. I’m not sure why you’re posting this everywhere and trying to prove the exact opposite.",
"Guys. I'm drunk now and reading these and totally see it. I was an asshole. And I apologize. Thanks for calling me out on my nonsense. ",
"boneless ducky.",
"the opposite actually, the deleted comment said \"This is Fake\" and i responded \"It is not\" -fake that is.",
"Ah! Sorry makes sense now. ",
"TIL Slimer from Ghostbuster's was a rubber ducky in his past life.",
"Looks like The Groke in Moomin",
"Oh cool it's a rare picture of \"Da Huuuuuudge\".",
"It is...just different angles. Reddit has been through this before.",
"/r/me_irl",
"Nah one guy posted saying it's different people different cars 2nd picture guy was gifted the ducky ",
"It's two different stereos too. ",
"Possibly later on that happened, but this exact pair of photos was posted a long time ago and it was proven it's the same car. You can see it if you compare them long enough.\n\nThis might help you out: https://twitter.com/saw_spla/status/887594653159104512?s=01",
"We can rebuild it. We have the technology.",
"Pickle duuuuck",
"No this really happens, I had one melt on the dash of my Chevy s10 one summer in highschool exactly like that",
"Ooh... Now after you've been proven incorrect, have any choice words for yourself? ",
"may be difference between winter and summer ",
"Bamboozle ",
"Lol all is well. "
] | 90 |
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An unfortunate rubber ducky...
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[
"/u/voodoomamajuju22, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/voodoomamajuju22&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rj2uf/since_were_talking_about_birds_on_rpics_heres_my/?context=10\\))",
"Boo. Boo to you /u/relaxlu. \n\nIf you're going to let your sub go to the garbage bin by letting it be flooded with terrible repeating themes, at least let people have some fun with it and post inside jokes of their own.\n\nGo be a buzzkill somewhere else.",
"No u",
"Thank you! I was disappointed to see this was removed lol just trying to have some fun!"
] | 4 |
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Since we're talking about "birds" on r/pics... Here's my favorite.
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/r/pics/comments/7rj49u/nesbrick/
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[
"That nesthicc. ",
"Challenge accepted.",
"Fuck Nestle",
"Fuck Nestlé and fuck you for advertising for them.\n\nThey are trying to privatize and monopolize all water:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nestl%C3%A9_Waters"
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Nesbrick
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/r/pics/comments/7rj72s/my_beer_smiled_back_at_me_last_night/
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[
"Now that is one friendly beer. :)",
"more like a sinister grin. Watch out",
"It's the Dirty Bubble from Spongebob",
"Throw an ultra ball, I think there's a Haunter in your beer. "
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My beer smiled back at me last night
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/r/pics/comments/7rj8dw/today_in_texas_is_confederate_heroes_day_and_we/
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[
"You must be real savage. ",
"Clip your nails dude",
"xXxS4vagexXx",
"not my photo\n\nEdit: Even though this isn’t my hand, I must admit though that my nails were this long when I played acoustic guitar in my band days. Picking hand always has long nails",
"Also works as the \"bird outside my window\" thing going on today.\n\nEdit: oh, and fuck confederate \"heroes\" day. Can't believe this is a thing in our country. Jesus wept. \n\nEdit 2: ah, by the downvotes, I see some of our Southern brethren have stared to brigand the thread. ",
"There's been a lot of talk about their good deeds in my Hitler Painting School.",
" This reminds me of when Conan O’Brien brought up Hitler in his monologue and someone in the audience booed. He got a laugh out of that, “Yeah, good job sir, boo Hitler!”",
"Well I lived in Texas all my life and never knew we had a confederate heroes day",
"would you rather work or would you rather have a day off?",
"*not your photo!?*",
"Groupchat pic",
"Damn, both options are currently better than what I’m doing right now— typing on Reddit on a toilet from diarrhea",
"ew",
"Don’t act like I’m the only one",
"/r/iamverybadass",
"I mean, I'd rather have a holiday for something other than celebrating some dicks who got their asses kicked for committing treason in the pursuit of owning people, if we're granting wishes.",
"I prefer the label /r/firstworldanarchists",
"Who got the day off? I have lived in TX for 38 years and this is the first time I've heard this \"day\" mentioned, much less included as a \"day off\". ",
"I wont be able to attend Hitler Painting School this year, I failed the course *Pol Pot and Friends 101*. ",
"[Simple Google search is simple](https://i.imgur.com/wZKrqud.jpg)",
"Awww man. . . . looks like only people who work in the capitol building in Austin have the day off. I bet the kids in downtown Austin are throwing a shit fit right now. So much for going home early today. =o[ ",
"Fek off",
"Everyone’s chill. Most people are like you, totally unaware it’s even a thing. ",
"So Texas gives participation trophies in the form of a holiday to the dudes that started and lost a war?",
"What will all the shapes do now that you've stolen all the edge?",
"Have a downvote, kid. You are a disrespectful idiot who has no interest in learning about history. Idiot.",
"🎻",
"You suck at life, bub.",
"Let's celebrate the traitors and losers!",
"🎻",
"Lived in TX most of my life. I also have never heard of such.",
"Pol Pottery Course? That was a good one.",
"I wish I could get into Intro to Pol Pottery, but my scores on the \"Using your Mao zeDong\" test were *way too low*. \n",
"i dont understand your anger at history.. seems childish",
"Or, hear me out, maybe they don't respect people who revolted against their legal government because they were scared they wouldn't be allowed to own people anymore?\n\nHuh, who knew knowing that every confederate state's constitution as well as the confederate constitution mentioned slavery and every argument they presented as to why they were justified in rebelling mentioned slavery might influence how someone views people who rebelled so that they could keep owning slaves?",
"huh... someone is angry about people who rebelled against a legal government because they wanted to be able to keep owning people being honored.... yup, I agree, seems completely childish! Oh, wait, I was wrong, it seems perfectly rational to be upset when those who supported an armed rebellion over the right to own people are honored.\n\nWho knew knowing historical facts could keep you from looking retarded? Obviously not you.",
"history is told by those who won not lost.\nwhen u boil it down it came to states rights.... but i will save us both time because obviously u dont want to know anything that goes against what ur public school history book tells u. good day",
"Which is why we have copies if not the original constitutions of each confederate state and they prove exactly what I stated.\n\nGee, who knew knowing the real history could be useful? Obviously not you with your propaganda bullshit.",
"u simply do not understand freedom, i dont blame you.. the land of the \"free\" is the most taxed and regulated.\nbut i did say good day so\nGood Day\n\n",
"LMAO, that word salad had nothing to do with my statement. Enjoy being a complete idiot my underinformed friend. Keep on watching Infowars!",
"“You simply don’t understand the freedom to take others freedom”",
"Wow that's so brave. It's amazing what a soy boy can do when motivated",
"Thanks dad",
"Woah buddy, don't cut yourself on that edge there",
"Lived in TX all my life. Houston. Austin. Dallas. Nacogdoches. Galveston.\nNEVER heard of this “holiday”.\nI HAVE heard of nail clippers, though.",
"You ate Taco Bell, didn’t you?",
"That’s the worst part: I cook my own meals",
"1. Sad. You must be out of the loop. It’s a real thing, just google. \n\n2. I think my colleague is part cat. ",
"Clip your fingernails. Disgusting ",
"I think ill paint them instead babe 💅🏽",
"They lost, but didn't get their asses kicked. ",
"https://www.gpo.gov/fdsys/pkg/STATUTE-72/pdf/STATUTE-72-Pg977.pdf",
"for had they not lost we would still need to care about them HERE HERE",
"But they did so we don't. ",
"Tell it to General Sherman.",
"So what you're telling me is that you're generally uneducated about the US civil war, you're just being a fanatic? \n\nAnyone who was being genuinely historical about the civil war wouldn't make claims as such. ",
"Or, you could come over and I'll cut them off for you, babe. ",
"Yes, I'm a way out kooky weirdo who thinks slavery is bad and statues are for winners, not losers like those in the confederacy, who lost the civil war.",
"?",
"learn from the past or you're doomed to repeat",
"I have great respect for the semicolon; it is a mighty handy little fellow.",
"why are you like this?",
"Probably got something to do with the way I was brung up. It's not a very uncommon question.",
"well be the you, you wanna be I guess.",
"If I had a choice I'm not sure I would be but thank you and have a nice day.",
"that's the spirit "
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Today in Texas is Confederate Heroes Day and we got a day off. Make sure to give a proper salute.
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[
"Yum.",
"It's about damned time.",
"stop",
"I need this in my life",
"/u/demon_smile, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/demon_smile&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rj9pm/new_flavor/?context=10\\))"
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/r/pics/comments/7rjbzg/saw_this_at_drawing_competition_for_kids/
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[
"She's lit for sports day fam",
"Woow that is really cool you know ",
"FUCK YEAH\n\nThis little girl is going places.",
"Definitely from north...",
"She’s determined to train so she can carry her family across the border all at once to minimise the chances of getting caught...",
"I find that the fact that this kid felt the need to draw every individual grass blades is very telling."
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Saw this at drawing competition for kids.
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[
"The SR-71 Blackbird, is the fastest plane ever built, with a top speed of 3,540 km/h... so far. ",
"[Speed check](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8AyHH9G9et0)",
"Insert story here.",
"The A-12 Oxcart would like to have a word with your assertion of the SR-71 as the fastest plane...\n\nhttps://www.cia.gov/news-information/featured-story-archive/2015-featured-story-archive/images/a-12/A12_SR71_infographic.jpg/image.jpg",
"Rumor has it that the SR-71 was not supposed to be a USAF aircraft, but when announced the official responsible reversed the letters RS to SR, changing the designation. ",
"Tell me how someone changing the designation could change who was responsible for the plane(s)? [honest question]",
"Like I said, I have no idea if it's true. My father (who was an engineer on the navigation system for the SR-71 at Northrop) mentioned it to us. The \"RS\" supposedly would place the plane in the CIA organization, while \"SR\" made it a reconnaissance aircraft for the USAF. I understand it was pretty controversial at the time.",
"Check this out:\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Lockheed_SR-71_Blackbird#SR-71",
"Thanks! This explains it. That was a long time ago..."
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The SR-71 Blackbird, the fastest plane ever built, with a top speed of 3,540 km/h
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/r/pics/comments/7rje76/meet_bonebone_the_big_boy/
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[
"<3\n",
"Furry with a backpack. ",
"Thicc boi",
"it's not \"bonebone\", it's repost from a month ago. Is this picture on a bot??",
"That is HUGE",
"BoneBone is half koala bear and always has your back.",
"not just any back pack, that's a koopa shell backpack. ",
"Thid reminds me of one of my favorite hip hop lyrics:\n\n\"Bone bone, bone bone bone bone bone.\" - Bone Thugs 'n' Harmony",
"(\"Hmmmm... that small human over there, the one wandering alone, certainly looks tasty.\")",
"He looks like he wants to go home right meow.",
"That looks like it belongs on the forest moon of Endor",
"Jeez you got a big pussy. Jeez you got a big pussy.",
"\"Why did you say that twice?\"\nlol",
"Meet Dindin, the future #4.",
"*heavy breathing* ",
"He looks like a Bond villain.",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[What a big kitty..](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6h7ivz/what_a_big_kitty/) | 1592 | 7^mos | aww | 41\n[Big cat big love!](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/732wqk/big_cat_big_love/) | 563 | 3^mos | aww | 11\n[So Fluffy](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7md89l/so_fluffy/) | 35 | 23^dys | aww | 2\n[THICC](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/66sii1/thicc/) | 55 | 9^mos | aww | 6\n[Sweety.. Cutie..](http://www.reddit.com/r/catpictures/comments/5xljv8/sweety_cutie/) ^**B** | 839 | 10^mos | catpictures | 16\n[Caturday cuddles](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5xi2s4/caturday_cuddles/) ^**B** | 49 | 10^mos | aww | 2\n[A cat with a backpack. Nothing special.](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/677e5u/a_cat_with_a_backpack_nothing_special/) | 31 | 9^mos | pics | 5\n[Backpack cat](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/64dk8i/backpack_cat/) | 238 | 9^mos | aww | 6\n[This is my dream cat...backpack and all.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/7dxdp8/this_is_my_dream_catbackpack_and_all/) ^**B** | 128 | 2^mos | aww | 4\n[That's not a cat, it's a furry baby](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/721s6j/thats_not_a_cat_its_a_furry_baby/) | 5230 | 3^mos | aww | 58\n[You watch the front and I'll watch the back](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6563f0/you_watch_the_front_and_ill_watch_the_back/) | 6421 | 9^mos | aww | 84\n[It's Koala Cat!](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5qka12/its_koala_cat/) | 3526 | 11^mos | aww | 47\n[That's a strange looking baby you got there m'am...](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/6o6re0/thats_a_strange_looking_baby_you_got_there_mam/) | 397 | 6^mos | aww | 8\n[Look at this floof!!](http://www.reddit.com/r/cats/comments/5xz9ah/look_at_this_floof/) | 1024 | 10^mos | cats | 24\n[a very big boye](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5wf2xl/a_very_big_boye/) | 754 | 10^mos | aww | 33\n[big bowser](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5vpc1z/big_bowser/) | 7026 | 11^mos | aww | 84\n[PsBattle: This bearlike cat riding a human \\(X-post /r/aww\\)](http://www.reddit.com/r/photoshopbattles/comments/5porn7/psbattle_this_bearlike_cat_riding_a_human_xpost/) | 10477 | 12^mos | photoshopbattles | 122\n[meow irl](http://www.reddit.com/r/MEOW_IRL/comments/5porjr/meow_irl/) | 1508 | 12^mos | MEOW_IRL | 17\n[I hope this image brings you peace.](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/5pnz4r/i_hope_this_image_brings_you_peace/) | 12864 | 12^mos | aww | 315\n[Just a cat with a backpack!](http://www.reddit.com/r/aww/comments/64pdza/just_a_cat_with_a_backpack/) | 71 | 9^mos | aww | 1\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9968912) (B = bigger)*",
"finally someone appreciated my predator reference :(",
"thailand",
"Cats have all kinds of different personalities. Some are really chill enough to carry around like that.\n\nAlso, you safely can trim a cat's nails without declawing it. Usually enough to make it so they can't hurt you too much.",
"Thats what she never said",
"Just an average Benjo cat right there.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"When I take my cat to the vet she sits in my lap in the waiting room. I don't put her in a crate or on a leash. She trusts me, so it works. Cats are what you make of them. I've never had a cat that hissed or scratched people. ",
"):",
"That got me lol",
"First time seeing this apparent repost, that cat deserves kingly attention.",
"r/GirlsWithHugePussies",
"Listen here you little shit.",
"> Cats are what you make of them.\n\nThat's not all there is to it. They also come with their different personalities that you can do very little about. My Maine Coon mutt trusts me well enough to sit on my lap or let me scratch his belly (a true sign of trust, because it exposes his most vulnerable points), but he hates being carried and will jump down almost immediately even if means (accidentally) scratching me up with his hind legs. ",
"Anyone else read his name as “ProneBone”?",
"What an absolute unit. Is he wearing a backpack?\n",
"What? It's never been posted to /r/GirlsWithHugePussies?",
"can't look at it if it's in ur mouth",
"ye",
"Na it's \"Bone bone bone bone...bone, bone, bone, bone, bone.\"",
"I love the idea of reposts turning into The Telephone Game where each iteration of the title just gets further and further from the original. Next month: Meet BogBone, the dig doy!",
"\"I didn't.\"",
"[Done.](https://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsWithHugePussies/comments/7rl5z3/big_baby_pussy/)",
"That link seems intentionally misleading. Was disappointed.",
"Mine's as big as a HOUSE!",
"I always thought it was “Bone bone BONE bone bone, BONE bone Bone” ",
"looks a an animal with a cat head and a koala body",
"Do I touch it? ",
"Oh my Glob his little backpack....",
"The go to guy for giving us the details on all sources just said fuck it because it's been posted so many times. You should feel ashamed OP. Spartan always sources and you made him not. ",
"I love BoneBone I want to cuddle with him. ",
"Which ewok is he credited for playing? ",
"Is that a NSFW subreddit? Asking for myself.",
"Me me biiiig boy",
"Nope. I would say 'see for yourself', but in case you are hesitant about it:\n\nIt's actually a sub full of giant cats. Get it? Girls with huge cats? :P",
"[This twitter account posts pictures of this cat daily](https://twitter.com/bonebonebot)",
"Im not fat. Just floofy. ",
"It's 10th all time.\n\nhttps://www.reddit.com/r/GirlsWithHugePussies/comments/5vve2d/huge_and_showing_it_out_in_public/",
"Looks like the kid from Up \n\n\n\n",
"Me me big boy",
"Met boner, thick big one",
"I wanna hug from this cat.",
"I looked at this photo and went “wow looks like something that would happen in Thailand”, then I looked at the banner sign and saw that it was in Thai. Typical day in Thailand.",
"https://i.imgur.com/NUyttbn.gifv",
"Risky click of the hour",
"Now tell me, what ya gonna do?",
"I love down voting these comments.",
"I carry my cat into the vet like this pic. He despises cages and is only calm if I carry him. There’s just this only tech who gives me a hard time because they have to be in a cage 😒",
"What the hell you guys, it's clearly \"Bone bone bone boooone, BONE, bone, BONE, bone, BONE..\"",
"I need this cat.",
"Coincidentally, BoneBone was my nickname in college",
"Looks part Ewok",
"What'sa matta, Dillon? CIA gotchu pushing too mahny pencils?",
"Big boi",
"Isn’t this the cat from the ad for those domed cat carriers?\n\n",
"That bowser backpack though..........epic.",
"For a second there I thought that cat looked like the groundhog from Caddyshack!",
"Is that an Ewok? \n\nEDIT: Very glad to know that I'm not alone with that.\n",
"The CIA has us pushing too many pencils.",
"/r/Bossfight ",
"I need that floof in my life",
"Omg. I want to squeeze this beautiful boy. ",
"Like an ewok ",
":(",
"https://www.reddit.com/r/me_irl/comments/7r98at/me_irl/",
"This photo looks eerily identical to one I saw on a vbulletin like 8 years ago....",
"Meowser",
"Cats don't like outer wear. ",
"His name is actually bonebone though ",
"I wanna cuddle him.",
"Looks like Mr. Business from Bob’s Burgers 😂",
"Look at his backpack",
"First time I've seen it, to be honest. ",
"Meta",
"Thanks for the link!",
"T H I C C",
"Lol the pic does have that 'reposted 100 times over a span of 5 years' quality to it. You're a star ",
"/r/pumpedpussy ----->\n\nVery NSFW",
"You just have your mind in the gutter... Try putting gw in it and you might find what you are looking for.",
"Oh look the same stupid photo we see every 3 months. ",
"When there ain't nowhere to ruuuuuunnn",
"[h̵e̸a̵v̷y̸ ̵b̷r̷e̵a̴t̷h̵i̴n̵g̶](https://imgur.com/a/GsvMa)",
"I saw Predator when I was super young, like 8 or 9. When the dude said this joke I always pictured him talking to a woman on top of a giant cat. Then I saw it again in High School and laughed my ass off because I completely forgot that I use to think it was that.",
"When judgment comes for you, when judgment comes for you",
"Then clickbait can sum it all up\n\nTHE INTERNET GAVE THIS CAT 12 NAMES- NUMBER 8 WILL MAKE YOU SWITCH HAND DOMINANCE",
"I too love downvoting comments that don't add to the discussion. Enjoy that downvote. You earned it.",
"Some boy...",
"Quick! Get that cat some boots and call Disney -- we've found the lead for their live-action Puss in Boots...",
"Thanks you too.",
"Meat bone, thick big ween.",
"and @bonebone29 on Instagram",
"Can’t tell if that is a cat or a koala. ",
"Is that an Ewok?",
"When judgement comes for you",
"this needs to be a bot. would be a very good bot indeed.\n\n",
"It's all a repost of a repost of a repost.",
"Every part of this cat speaks to me. Incidentally, each part happens to be saying, \"*Heavy Breathing*\".",
"Now tell me what you gonna do\n\nWhen there ain’t nowhere to hide...",
"Did they mean BonBon? Bone Bone... What the fuck.",
"There are dozens of us! .... Dozens of thousands, probably.",
"I followed him on IG a few months ago and it's changed my life for the better 10/10 will follow forever ",
"Yes! I knew I wasn’t the only one! ",
"Unexpected Non-nsfw",
"Aww the fat baby",
"The Bowser backpack makes this picture that much better",
"why do girls pump their pussies? does it actually feel good, or do they just do it because it looks funny?",
"To be fair it's possible that's a miniature woman",
"ikr",
"Go for it big guy.",
"When judgment comes for you ('cause it's gonna come for you)",
"Man, I miss my Uncle Charles, y'all...",
"https://imgur.com/tHBfe4f",
"I'm pretty sure that's an Ewok.",
"Looks like a koopa shell backpack",
"In the thumbnail that I see before clicking I can't see its head and thought it was a koala.",
"Ewok irl",
"Gotta hold on\n\nGotta stay strong\n\nWhen the day come \n\nBetter believe Bone gotta shoulder you can lean on ",
"I hope you don't think koalas are actually related to bears...",
"This reminds me of Puppycat from the awesome cartoon Bee and Puppycat. This cat is wonderful. ",
"Such a handsome boy",
"it increases blood flow to the area which increases the pleasure from stimuli ",
"Absolute unit always gets me.",
"What breed is this?",
"T H I C C B O I",
"I’ve never needed a BoneBone more in my life",
"Well ya, he needs a place to keep his snacks!",
"No, that is actually the cat’s name.",
"Kajiit has wares if you have doughnut.",
"I'll try bud.",
"I need dis",
"Apparently he has 30k followers on Instagram. I am baffled.",
"Make it easy on yourself, Dutch.",
"Risky click of the day..",
"I think your dog is retarded. ",
"He himself is a bot, and he wants tendies",
"My vet says it makes her nervous that I don't have her contained, but my cat hates the cage so much. "
] | 157 |
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meet BoneBone the big boy
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[
"The police equivalent of the [ridiculously tiny office](http://cdn.blog.hu/ha/habibarpult/image/BETTER%20OFF%20TED/vlcsnap-2010-01-02-04h17m45s89.png) that people get for punishment.",
"How did they even get the desk in there? They had to take the door off the hinges right?",
"I would guess that either that or they built the desk in there. Also, it may just be one of those tables with folding legs and not an actual desk.",
"Your name makes me so angry",
"Life is too short to be angry over a name, but what's the quarrel you have with my name?",
"You spelled platypus wrong, which is just an insult to the worlds most majestic creature. ",
"It is the world majestic creature. The correct spelling was not available when I made this account....sadly....",
"I think there would be an overwhelming urge to run over to it — and tip it over."
] | 8 |
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I don't think I could pull over for it.
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/r/pics/comments/7rjf7s/the_bird_i_see_from_my_office_window_every_day/
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[
"That sign in the cube is great. I feel like it fits for some reason.",
"I thought people give you karma ? That poster is fake news ",
"Majestic. ",
"\"Hey, will you flip me off?\n\n\n\"Done. Wait, why?\"\n\n\n\"... No reason.\"",
"\"You ate my fucking Cosmic Brownie\""
] | 6 |
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The "bird" I see from my office window every day...
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/r/pics/comments/7rjhkm/a_horse_outside_a_dive_bar_in_southern_ohio/
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[
"Do they still shoot horse thieves?\n",
"subject to DUI still?",
"Nope cause there is no motor. Still get arrested for public drunkenness though. ",
"but cant you get a DUI on a bicycle in most states? theres no motor on that",
"In effect you are the motor that powers the wheels. Same for skateboard & all other wheeled thingies. "
] | 5 |
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A horse outside a dive bar in Southern Ohio.
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/r/pics/comments/7rjj6y/a_full_arch_rainbow_in_bangkok/
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[
"That sir, is a double rainbow.",
"i just realized that, haha good spot",
"Two of them"
] | 3 |
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A full arch rainbow in Bangkok
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/r/pics/comments/7rjk23/awwwwww/
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[
"I like the one peaking through the glass like \"hello mothafucka\"",
"Where is this because I want to move there, love the one peaking in checking you out!",
"San Francisco",
"That's awesome, I live in Brooklyn, we have tons of Quaker parrots all over the place. I even have 2 rescues, they are extremely loud but not as colorful as those birds.\n\n",
"I just looked them up — they’re green and white? They look super cute 😍 Ours are extremely loud too. ",
"Actually green and grey, they also have some blue in their feathers. Really cute and the females require constant attention or things to play with or they'll just scream all day long.\n\nThat being said she's my friends bird, I adopted her after he passed and till this day she still calls me by his name:)\n\n",
"There is an interesting documentary called the parrots of telegraph hill. I wish it spent a bit more time on the parrots rather than the featured resident, but it’s still informative. "
] | 7 |
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Awwwwww!!!
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/r/pics/comments/7rjndo/hacked_carl_starkler/
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[
"Thanks for hacking Fatass McGee",
"Lmao yeah Carl is a fat fucking bitch should I just delete the account?",
"Yes"
] | 4 |
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Hacked Carl Starkler
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/r/pics/comments/7rjngz/art_in_milan_italy_by_nemos/
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[
"It is actually sending a great message.\n\nedit: i guess its not as great as i thought it was... ",
"Yep",
"Oooooooooh, so edgy",
"Gru has seen better days",
"I live close to their",
"How long has it been there?",
"This is heavy ",
"They gave *Despicable Me 4* directing rights to some new age weirdo. ",
"It's like \"Attack on Titan\" in reverse. ",
"I believe this is done by BLU, an Italian artist responsible for the animated street art [MUTO video](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uuGaqLT-gO4) from years ago. Definitely worth a watch if you haven't seen it.",
"Trees aren't that big of a deal unless we are talking about habitat or old growth stuff. Most houses are built out of crop trees that are completely renewable.",
"all I'm seeing is that there is tons of housing in Milan...\n\n\nSo, uh...what's the job market like there?\n",
"If you don't like houses, feel free to be the first to go back to living in the trees ",
"I will never understand why people point this out with images like this, as if it detracts from the meaning.",
"I was just thinking that Dara O'Briain has let himself go.",
"I'd guess it has less to do with the building materials for the houses and more to do with the natural landscape being demolished to make way for (over)development.",
"Is that Gru?! ",
"Could have been drawn better then, in my opinion. ",
"Wait till he eats the spicy ones...",
"What's the meaning? Not judging, maybe I'm just missing something. Trees are where we get wood and houses are (mostly) made of wood. I like my house.",
"It's more that overtly derivative symbolism that beats you over the head - ala Banksy and other artist. It speaks more like a twitter aphorism; something that caters to the lowest common denominator of thinking, than a piece of art. At least I think that is what those type of messages elude to, goodness dont ask me - I dont know the first thing about art. ",
"Because the image is trite and overbearing. Ok, we don’t want to mass-destroy forests for housing. Absolutely. At the same point, what would you have us make homes out of? Are you arguing we should eschew modern civilization and go back to thatch and mud huts? This image is lazy commentary on civilization destroying nature to literally crap out infrastructure. It’s a dull point that’s been made over and over but offers nothing in the way of a solution or even a unique outlook on the same problem.",
"I was unaware art is supposed to (to paraphrase you) offer a solution. \n\nYes it is trite and overbearing, but I think you’re missing the point with the rest of your comment. It isn’t asking for a solution and in my opinion it isn’t pointing out a problem. It is making an observation about society. \n\nThis piece isn’t saying using trees for homes is a bad thing, rather that the use of trees for homes is continuous and *human*. It is a statement about humanity in general albeit a trite and overbearing one.",
"yeah its not that well done. ",
"Humans are clearing trees to put up houses. Essentially eating trees and shitting out houses. Trees are good houses are \"shit\".",
"houses coming out of a freakish naked person's ass is meant to convey negative feelings in my opinion",
"Painted by a guy who lives in one of those houses, no doubt. ",
"What a stupid point to try and make.",
"If I may, I notice to the right the houses are just piled up, filling no purpose.\n\nPerhaps the message here is that of overproduction, and not a protest to the production it's self.\n\nThe beast that eats does not look back to see he has made enough houses, and continues to eat. Does he feel his act selfless?\n\nIs he merely a machine?\n\nAre we the machines?",
"yeah"
] | 33 |
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Art in Milan, Italy, by Nemo's
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[
"Join the club, pal.",
"Looks like Ron Perlman",
"Looks like Beans from Even Stevens",
"Why does it have teeth",
"More like PRAWN Perlman AMIRIGHT?!?\nhahaha. I'm probably not going to brutally kill myself today now that I got that obvious zinger",
"[Hello](https://i.imgur.com/EGIobzm.jpg)",
"Haha ",
"It’s a sheepshead fish and they are known for their creepy human teeth. "
] | 8 |
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He's mocking you.
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[
"Bird Law!",
"Peanut!",
"Did you get that thing that I sent you?",
"/u/spacemonkey3000, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/spacemonkey3000&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rjodo/this_little_guy_assists_me_everyday_at_my_law/?context=10\\))"
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This little guy assists me everyday at my law office
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/r/pics/comments/7rjof1/1_year_and_1_day_since_this_little_guy_has_been/
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[
"move your hand so we can see him",
"Why does this keep getting posted? Just people at what looks like high school lunch with the same title?\n\nIs there a meme I missed?",
"This little guy has already started shaving it looks like. But he still must be happy about not having cancer all the same."
] | 3 |
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1 year and 1 day since this little guy has been cancer free
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/r/pics/comments/7rjrx9/my_kitchen_table/
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[
"I like the fireplace better",
"Me too, that's cute as can be",
"Ahh, my fake fire for my fake fire place. Those are just a couple of plushies I bought from target 2 Christmasses ago."
] | 3 |
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My kitchen table.
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[
"You win!",
"How do you use the bathroom? ",
"Usually bring Gatorade bottles... I prefer wide mouth Gatorade bottles because well... my aim sucks. ",
"Packers? I would think birds would favor the Falcons, Ravens or Seahawks. \n\nSomething fishy going in here.",
"Hugeeeee fan of cheese. ",
"Cheese is good."
] | 6 |
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I am a bird and this is my view from the office.
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[
"Wow you’re not lion, that is a cute tiger cub. ",
"I never realized how blue their eyes are.",
"Its something common with cats. When they are kittens their eyes are blue. Over time the color changes to green,brown and with some breeds they just stay blue. By those eyes you can tell this kitten is just few weeks old.",
"This lil guy is swole compared to a picture of a baby ocelot. Would love to have a tiger as a pet",
"Upping photo contrast is a hell of a thing. That orange isn’t completely natural.",
"what...you don't find tiny pupils and a blank death stare cute???",
"Tiger *chub.",
"Terrible title. First of all, since when is a tiger cub not photogenic? Second of all... you actually managed to find the ugliest picture of a tiger cub I have ever seen.",
"Can confirm. Just got a kitten, eyes were blue at first, now they are yellow/brown. They still often show up blue on camera though.",
"Nearly just you",
"/r/aww",
"Are there non-photogenic tiger cubs?",
"he looks statue ",
"I think it might be the googly eye?",
"Wait, I thought all tiger cubs were photogenic? In any case, I really don't like the saturation effect in this pic.",
"so cute!",
"The effect on camera is something else though . Under right light conditions you can see light bouncing inside their eyes which makes them shine demonically. Thats how their night vision works.l think its something similar to blue eyed people having red eyes on pictures.",
"They are very fluffy",
"omg cutie ",
"They’re great!",
"Show me, unphotogenic tiger cub"
] | 22 |
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A photogenic tiger cub.
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/r/pics/comments/7rjvhd/snowrollers_are_the_tumbleweeds_of_the_north_they/
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[
"They are beautiful! Thanks.",
"anytime.",
"how about 5:32 AM tomorrow?"
] | 3 |
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Snowrollers are the tumbleweeds of the North. They form when wind is strong enough to move snow without breaking it.
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http://i.imgur.com/AFLgx8L.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7rjvqt/my_girlfriend_made_a_cake_i_just_wanted_to_share/
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[
"Beautiful ",
"but last time,,,i,,,i,,,didn't recieve a piece of cake",
"/u/Valthois, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\nPlease do not double post \n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Valthois&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rjvqt/my_girlfriend_made_a_cake_i_just_wanted_to_share/?context=10\\))"
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My girlfriend made a cake. I just wanted to share!
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/r/pics/comments/7rjyy9/my_buddy_left_his_sunglasses_at_work_so_i_put/
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[
"Ok, how did you do that?!",
"1) how?\n2) why?",
"magic.",
"1. alien technology\n2. they told me to",
"Please, I really need to know how?!!",
"Is that the kind of alien tech that aliens but up your ass or what kind?",
"it’s kind of like putting a ship in a glass bottle but not really at all.",
"same kind but i get free wifi and am radio stations.",
"Cut a slit in an empty bottle, insert glasses, seal with glue...?",
"I do believe I can see a cut in the bottle going right through the middle of the Nestle logo under the label. Empty the bottle, slide the label down, cut the bottle, put glasses in, glue/tape the bottle back together, slide the label back up, fill with water. Presto!\n\nOr at least, that's my guess.",
"Cut it in half. Place glasses. Fill with water. Mend the two halves. Wrap the label around it. Magic. ",
"absotutely my dude. you can see the epoxy on the bottom of the bottle.",
"absotutely my dude. you can see the epoxy on the bottom of the bottle.",
"Epoxy is such a smoother word, and seal. ",
"Well then...now it seems obvious XD",
"i had to cut the bottom off. the labels of the first two bottles i tried to use were glued on all jacked up so i started from the bottom.",
"I'm gonna try this with my bosses keys! ",
"That's cool",
"words of advice: peel the label off and cut there, it’ll look better. put a little glue on the cap after you put water in the bottle to make it seem sealed. put it in the freezer for better reaction. ",
"Brilliant advice! Started from the bottom now we're here ",
"That is pure evil genius material sir, well done! ",
"Bottle split in half then refilled with water. It's a classic prank.",
"....profit?",
"the miserable SJW mother fu**ers of Reddit will downvote the shite out of this and my comment.\n\nDon't worry bruh. This is both funny, humane and encouraged.\n\nIt's a thumbs up from me.",
"You Don't need to cut it completely in half. Just make a slit big enough to slide in what you want then epoxy that area. For keys and stuff the slit could be under the label. "
] | 25 |
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my buddy left his sunglasses at work so i put them in a bottle of water.
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/r/pics/comments/7rjzyf/not_a_bird_but_i_view_these_three_everyday/
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[
"I'll take the middle one, thanks",
"Every day*",
"Why is English such a hard language? \n\nhttps://www.grammarly.com/blog/everyday-every-day/",
"Honestly all languages are hard in some ways and easy in others. Conjugating regular verbs in English is a dream, for example.\n\nI think the real problem is that some rules can only be mastered through memorizing them, and that's fallen out of favor."
] | 4 |
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Not a bird, but I view these three everyday
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/r/pics/comments/7rk34h/i_captured_a_moment_in_history_last_month/
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[
"Do nev? Hmm What could it mean?",
"Don’t never",
"/u/handyfather, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/handyfather&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rk34h/i_captured_a_moment_in_history_last_month/?context=10\\))"
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I captured a moment in history last month...
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/r/pics/comments/7rk6k0/this_old_couple_stood_the_drive_thru_menu_for_5/
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[
"It's probably easier for him to read the big menu than the ones with the tiny fonts inside.",
"It reminds me of when I was in Paris walking around trying to decide what restaurant to dine at.",
"That's cute.",
"You can't get mad at old people. Someday we'll all get old, I'm hoping.",
"They knew what they were doing",
"It's pretty cute that they still go out together like this.",
"I like them much better than people who have vision problems but drive cars anyway.",
"*Back in my day a buck could buy this whole section of the menu*",
"oh he was driving. they just wanted to eat inside. ",
"drive thru more like walk thru am i right ladies heh 😝",
"I'm getting older and I hate the menus at the cashiers. As soon as you might notice what you want or what deals are going on, the screen has changed to something else.",
"The newer electronic menus inside McDs are impossible read. They constantly change while you're trying to find what you want. Drive thru menus are much easier to read.",
"Pfft.",
"Agreed. Staying active is how you do it if you want to live a long time. ",
"Those are so fucking annoying. I was hungover last time I went and I couldn't even comprehend that bullshit so I just ordered a double cheeseburger ",
"Your friend must be Canadian ",
"When he stands on the counter inside to get a closer look everyone gets upset.",
"Better than the damn screens that keep changing.",
"Looks like Carl from Pixar's Up remarried. Glad to see he found love again!",
"I worked there and that drove me absolutely nuts. Being a McDonald's cashier is awkward enough but those stupid menus made people who were not regulars (which, admittedly, was not that many people) take way longer to figure out how to order what they'd like than they would take if the fucking menu just stayed still.\n\nThose tumbling chicken nuggets tho... ",
"I just realized I haven't been inside a McDonalds in probably 10 years. Never seen a changing menu . . .",
"McDonalds ones are bad, but the movie theatre ones are the absolute worst. They show other stuff more than the damn menu. ",
"I'm not even old and I can relate, trying to read small letters at a distance triggers my nystagmus (eyes twitching back and forth) and so I often have trouble reading menus that are up behind counters, it's incredibly frustrating and embarrassing.",
"It might just be the beginning of Up. :-/",
"me: can i afford a medium popcorn with my dad's life insurance payout\n\nthe screen: AMC THEATERS PLS SEE A MOVIE :DDDDDDDDD\n\n\nme: what's this bullshit\n\n",
"Get old, or die trying.\n\n-50 Cent probably ",
"Silver spring?",
"I like the new self-ordering station. I can easily see the items and their price, how much upgrades cost, etc.",
"They look like the old couple from Up how could you possibly get mad at them.",
"When they were young there was only three items on the menu.\nHamburger, cheeseburger, fries.",
"ha ha he have also heart ",
"I never understood, why McDonald's does not have a easily ledgible Menu with pictures in an convenient location. "
] | 33 |
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This old couple stood @ the drive thru menu for 5 minutes before they went in to order. My friend just waited and he wasn't even mad
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[
"Idk not one single person behind him looks happy ",
"It is because he forgot to wear pants",
"They don’t have enough material to make another size bigger"
] | 3 |
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When the entire country is as excited about your new Triominos as you are.
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/r/pics/comments/7rk9jz/a_couple_birds_ive_seen_out_my_window/
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[
"Is this considered texting and flying?",
"It's a picture from my GoPro :) hands and feet on the controls at all times ",
"Me-262, and a B-25??\n",
"Til there were flying examples of the ME 262. Genuinely impressed, would love to see that.",
"They look to be flying *very* close together (in formation?). Maybe it's just the pic.",
"Just the pic. B-24 is substantially further away and larger than the ME-262",
"Are you flying a p-51?",
"Wow! I didn't realize there was still an operational ME-262. What are you flying? ",
"P-51, 262 (reproduction) and B-24",
"Yes...this was over Texas in 2013 ",
"It was a loose formation flight to out next city. ",
"P-51 Betty Jane ",
"So very cool! The closest I've come to flying any of these was in Chuck Yeager's Air combat for PC :) ",
"I remember that! I used to fly the Mustang from Moffett all around the Bay Area. Lol \"Rio Vista traffic\" I can still hear the ATC voice ",
"Jesuschrist man, you've got a hun between you and that Liberator! Take him out!!!",
"And Yeager's insults when you crash \"\"Boy you really Augered her in\" and \" you really bought the farm on that one\" lol.\n",
"Yep! That was one of the best sims around. There was another one back then that had Pitts Specials, the Decathalon, the Sukhoi, and the Extra. That was epic on a big monitor.",
"The thought crossed my mind several times...but I really like Frank (flying the 262) and he is a Vietnam F-4 and F-105 vet...pretty sure I'd lose that fight no matter how good I thought I was :)",
"There are 3, one in Houston, one in Virginia and one in Germany. ",
"Wait, I'm regularly in Houston or Virginia, how can I go see one? I'd give my left testicle to see a 262 flying about.",
"The Houston airplane (the one pictured) usually lives at the Lonestar Flight Museum and belongs to Collings. The one in Virginia is owned by Jerry Yagen and I don't think it's on public display. Google Fighter Factory, that may give you some answers. His main Museum\nIs in Virginia Beach.",
"Also worth mentioning up here at Paine Field in Washington we have the ME262 project going on. They’re using the plans to build flying reproductions. Not as cool as an original, but it gives more people a good chance to see a very close clone of one. ",
"I keep picturing you turning and firing at the ME 262...",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TKYQ5ibxslI",
"Like the picture, hate the meme",
"Did you build an RV-8 and hang out on VAF?",
"I love photos from WWII. Who colorized this one?",
"No...I worked at Warbird Adventures in Kissimmee for a bit though.",
"It was taken in 2013 over Texas ",
"This is getting ridiculous. What next? Birds taking pictures of people in their windows?",
"Awesome pic. So glad there are people with the passion/means/will to keep these warbirds flying.",
"Aww, looks like the little one is about to hatch a couple of eggs.",
"I have the wrong plane. I think I landed behind you in my RV6 a couple of years ago at Boca.\n\nThought you were this one. (starts half way down). Tailwinds.\n\nhttp://www.vansairforce.com/community/showthread.php?t=54933&highlight=redtail\n",
"This 262 was the first to fly from Paine Field. The 2nd going to Germany, the 3rd to Jerry Yagen, the 4th and 5th went to the Museum of Flight and Evergreen as static airplanes. The guys at Paine Field have moved on to building an A6M Zero.",
"Does the Liberator reside there, too?",
"No, it tours 10 months a year. Collings foundation.org",
"What variant of the Mustang is that? D maybe?",
"Is it true, that if the me-262 came out earlier and with more numbers, germany would have ruled the skies?",
"Shut the fuck up with this bird garbage, I'm tired of it. \n",
"Cabbage crates coming over the briney sir!",
"It's a C, same as the B only, built in Texas",
"There is speculation that it could have extended the conflict. Germany was short on fuel and Hitler wanted the 262 used as a bomber. The fuel shortage and the introduction of the long range Mustangs lead to the weakening and ultimate defeat of the Luftwaffe.",
"Sic, have you flown any other historic aircraft or reproductions?",
"They must be using different engines. I can't imagine they still use that crazy dangerous fuel mix... Right ? ",
"You should remove the dill pickle from your ass.",
"CJ-610s...Lear Jet engines. The crazy fuel mix was used in the Me 163 Komet. The 262 used a crude jet fuel but was not as volatile as the German rocket fuel",
"Ah - you're right. The 163 was a weird little beast. ",
"> (reproduction)\n\nWhat does that entail?",
"Why, you want a bite?",
"It was reverse engineered from an original that was being restored for the Naval Museum in Pensacola. As parts were taken off to restore, they were copied and reproduced for 5 new airplanes.",
"It's a newly built 262 as well, there was a project to make a couple different versions not that long ago with updated engines and everything. It's pretty cool.",
"/r/warthunder join us.",
"Is that P51's dash modernized? If yes, why?",
"There's a really good book on the 163 called Rocket Fighter by Mano Ziegler. I highly recommend it!",
"My favorite was \"You screwed the pooch!\"\n",
"I feel like using a phone while flying should be more illegal than while driving.",
"Is that a mesmershit? ",
"Where’s the bird?",
"Okay, so the a B-24, a ME-262 (!!!) and... are you in a P-51? \n\nI always gotta wonder how they get parts for these, especially something like the ME-262. Wonder if eventually they'll have to 3D-print the stuff. ",
"Ah yes, the little known WWII.V, we lost many good (and some not so good) Texans during those battles.",
"Amazing ",
"whatyearisit.jpg",
"The previous owner had it built that way...it is necessary to navigate modern airspace as well.",
"It's a GoPro mounted to the Canopy",
"That made me lol",
"Anything sheet metal can be fabricated. Engine parts for the piston airplanes is a different story. ",
"I ain't a hipster...but that's funny.",
"https://youtu.be/2WNrx2jq184",
"Ask the mechanic that :)",
"ooo. Messerschmitts...",
"That makes way more sense than what I was thinking.",
"Ahh, the old reddit one-up-a-roo!",
"That is actually crazy. I'd love to go on an old plane ride one day. They look so interesting.",
"Thanks for the recommendation! ",
"They are reproductions and they don't even use Jumo's",
"Looks cool. What game is this?",
"It's real Harley909 on YouTube ",
"You are an incredibly lucky individual!",
"What is the optimal cruising speed for an ME-262? I imagine he's under throttled to stay in formation with you guys? ",
"I dont know if you noticed.. but theres an enemy jet about to take out that bomber. ",
"They're wonderful regardless, but I don't think any of the three are original frames. ",
"He flew a Thud in Vietnam and he's still alive? Yeah definitely wouldn't fuck with that guy for luck alone.",
"Peak #humblebrag ",
"I worked hard to get there...",
"I was chasing him all the way to Arizona!!! T",
"Frank flew with the 8th TFW at Ubon in F-4s then 105s. Neat guy. ",
"Beautifull !! Love to see P51 and 262 flying !!! Missing b17 and 109 ",
"I would do anything for job.",
"We were doing about 145-150kts in this photo. We estimated the thrust of a CJ-610 at 80% was close to the jumo",
"Just waiting for someone in fucking space to one up everyone else's fucking window buddy.",
"Wings over houston is the airshow it flew at last time i saw it, they also had a vampire. They flew the two together, first jet and first single engine jet. They also have a phantom which is also pretty amazing to see.",
"Yeah, try finding a Bristol Mercury engine :( guys at my work manage to keep two running somehow",
" The Me 262 in VA gets brought out for the Warbirds over the Beach event held by the Military Aviation Museum. Next one is May 18th.",
"Great game! I had some scary dogfights, like FW190 vs Mig 15. Or P38 vs Mig. Spent some fine hours with diy joystick :)",
">A couple *of* birds...\n\nWhy do Americans not include the 'of' in these kinds of statements?",
"LEADING FOR LANDING! GRAMERCY!",
"tell me you feel as lucky as i think you do. whatever that shit cost has got to be worth every penny.",
"That's not a formation I would expect to see. Have the aliens invaded?",
"I am very grateful...I've flown all 3 of these airplanes and it is an honor. It's also very humbling to get a taste of what these guys were up against. The 262 is an awesome machine...it's easy to fly and is a menacing opponent. ",
"Hardly, Germany simply didn't have the logistics to make a difference even if the ME-262 didn't spend a lot of time in the planning stages as the Germans couldn't decide if it was to be a ground assault bomber or a interceptor\n\nAt the end of the day the numbers just aren't in Germany's favor with the US on the other side",
"Well yeah because the Jumo 004B had a lifespan of just 10-25 hours ",
"Thats actually really cool!",
"There is a lot more to add. \n-The production quality was poor and most finished 262 were falling apart straight away. They were build by prisoners that sabotaged the planes so they get serviced constantly.\n-German pilots were poorly trained, lacking trainer-planes (fuel shortage) and time.\n-Most infrastructure was heavily damaged so producing in full numbers was nearly impossible \n-They not only were in shortage of fuel but also a lot of the needed materials. \n\nGermany lost this war a long time before 1945. The late-war inventions may look impressive and were sometimes superior to the allies vehicles and weapons. \nBut Germany lacked the ability to produce anything in big enough numbers and good enough quality, also it lacked trained crews to control them at the late stages of war. ",
"STAhP!",
"Agreed. The tech we \"absorbed\" from Germany changed the way we designed aircraft. The F-86 being one of the first to take advantage of swept wings...then the whole rocket program. They could have done so much more for the world with engineering and technology. ",
"Stahp what???? Lol",
"How do I find these on Flightradar24?",
"In 15 years, other than IFR, we rarely used flight following or filed flight plans. It is part 91 and most of the cities we visited were less than 100 miles apart.",
"Thanks! I love poking around on the radar, and sometimes find really cool aircraft. Oh well, guess I'll have to settle for lesser airplanes and Googleloons! :-p",
"Which video game is it?\nThe level of details is insane.",
"It's real...from a GoPro",
"You are a bird!",
"yes you are right",
"Could you explain what those symbols are on both planes?",
"Almost makes more sense to truck it somewhere rather than fly it.",
"The B-24 is 467th Bomb Group and the 262 is just generic German markings ",
"God I wish that was me. ",
"Does flying a 70 year-old bird instill a sense of security ? I reckon it must be shaky as Hell. Do you guys take random passengers ?",
"What is this Luftwaffe Commander?? ",
"Go to collingsfoundation.org we give rides everyday. The Mustang is solid...like flying on rails. The B-24 is drafty but fairly smooth, the B-17 is like an airliner compared to the 24 and 25. All of them are ungodly loud. The 262 is just amazing...effortless to fly...unless an engine quits, then it can be a handful. They are really reliable for being as old as they are. I've had engine failures over the years but in the Bombers you have multi engine redundancy.",
"WHAT GAME IS THIS?!?!?\n",
"It's real...it's from my GoPro camera",
"Omg, you are living my dream. Angels on our shoulders.",
"An ME 262 and a P-51 Mustang?! How historically epic!",
"Can you imagine trying out the prototype, with the tail wheel? \nOn take-off, Galland was told to tap the breaks to bring the wings level. 😲",
"Oh man you win. And I may be a tad bit jealous",
"Nigga you got an infestation of nazis in your area ",
"I had no idea there were still 262's flying. That's pretty damn cool.",
"Jerry! Two o'clock! ",
"Mic drop.",
"D type and later had a bubble canopy.",
"That plane has such beautiful lines.",
"If you don't mind me asking, how did you get there? What was your career path, etc",
"Cleared in hot i hope those 50s are ready to sing",
"Is this a flight sim? I'm on mobile.",
"You flyin a p-51?",
"My favorite ME262 tidbit is that they were originally a taildragger and they were lighting everything on fire with their exhaust ",
"seeing ME 262 lovers is like watching your favorite classic romantic movie. <3",
"No, it's real",
"I started as rode coordinator, then progressed through pilot positions ",
"and tended to explode",
"Amazing! I have not tried flying yet. I wanna try it ever since. \nPS; you have a very beautiful window sight.",
"Carla, is this you? If not, I have a high school buddy who flys who regularly takes photos like this. I love to see them!",
"Not original but they are recognized as a continuation of the original design series. They even got “Werknummers” (serial numbers ) that carried on from the last aircraft produced in Germany during the war. They were designated the same model codes as the original Me262, just with a suffix of “c” to denote that they used modern CJ610 engines instead of Jumo 004s.\nI visited the factory in Washington state in 2010 and thought they were fantastic machines and the guys putting them together were artisan engineers. I never did get to see one fly. Maybe one day... ",
"...and by “dash”, I assume you mean “instrument panel”. :-)",
"I owe that dude with the space shuttle an apology, looks like you win Smallest Penis in Show.\n\nNever understood why people take part in online penis measuring contests.\n\nAlso, is this real? It looks like a video game to me.",
"Collings Foundation? I’m assuming the Lib is Witchcraft",
"Take the steps to make it a reality! Becoming a pilot is a long road but you can do it!",
"D had the distinctive bubble canopy and this one is the razorback version. That's one of the primary differences from the early and later versions of the Mustang. Another one would be to look at the propeller. The earlier A only had a 3 bladed prop while B and later were upgraded to a 4 blade prop. ",
"I'm no birdologist but I'm like 65% sure those airplanes.",
"~~Pretty sure that's a B-25 Mitchell. Definitely not a Liberator.~~ zoomed in on the picture. I'm totes wrong.",
"The problem with the 262 wasn't the fuel, but the engines. They wore out very quickly (scrap in 20 hours, IIRC), and were very slow to change speed.",
"Technology improved on both sides throughout the war, you could say that about all sorts of things. (well, I guess you couldn't rule the skies with Tiger tanks, but you get the idea...)\n\nThe Nazis were always looking for a wonder weapon that would give them the superiority they felt they deserved, which often lead them to waste time on projects that didn't work, or rush into service something that wasn't reliable or could only be made in small numbers. ",
"It's probably not the case for the 262, but for something like the Spitfire, many of the original tools are still available ('tools' for aircraft construction mean wooden templates that are used to cut sheet metal to shape, and put bends and holes in the right place). There are companies that will make you a brand new one for about $2million.",
"> Not as cool as an original,\n\nI sort-of hate this mentality, it's the reason we don't have things like Lancasters, Superfortresses and He-111's used as actual props in films or in airshows and museums. \n\nJust because it isn't original in no way means it's less cool if it's built with the same tools and plans, even if it's built 60 years later.",
"What im curious is that the henkles engines on the original ME 262 had to be refurbished every 10 hours of flight time, im wondering if they replaced them or still running on the originals (refurbished and rebuilt clearly)",
"Oh that's really cool, I figured they were simply custom \"one offs\" created from the sitting originals/blueprints or something.\n\nI knew the Junkers Jumo engines were probably all gone or maybe would be so unreliable you wouldn't want to use them anyway.",
"I’ve read that smaller, modern GE engines are used. They are in a casing to simulate the original’s size and preserve weight and balance. That’s from several years ago so I may be wrong.",
"Nice view from the office OP :) flown any other warbirds? ",
"TIL there's an airworthy ME 262 in the world.",
"Can we already stop this \"I see this bird out of my window everyday\" trend?",
"awesome veiw",
"TIL that there is a ME 262 in Houston. Now i have to find it. ",
"A fun game, but way too grind.",
"The Lone Star Flight Museum moved to Ellington from Galveston didn't it? ",
"The one in Germany is in a flight museum right next to the Eurofighter final assembly line.\nThe special thing about that museum is, that all the planes are kept airworthy and are flown regularly. \nThe Museum is in an secured area, and only groups that register several weeks ahead of time can enter.",
"They have to be, the originals are way too rare and unreliable to be used regularly. ",
"http://464th.jkhathaway.org/poems/lament.htm",
"No. The war was lost the day they set foot in Russia",
"Go eat a Tide Pod.",
"/r/AviationHistory would love this",
"It's real",
"24, 25, 17, skyraider, T6, t-33...several ",
"Don't worry, it is really tiny. It is a real picture as well. ",
"It has Lear jet engines and is 1000% more reliable than the Jumos",
"Yep P-51C",
"Nah, just having fun. It was a lot of work to get there, but if I can do it anyone can",
"Those guys were the true pioneers",
"Considering how unreliable Me 262s were I would not want to fly an original. ",
"Would love to talk to him.",
"Does it have the Spitfire canopy?",
"No, it's the bird cage",
"I meant the original.",
"I believe you that it's a real pic. Mainly from your knowledge on the subject of vintage planes. For what ever reason, it looks like a 5yr old video game pic to me."
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A couple birds I've seen out my window :)
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[
"You look sad. Were they all out of Khlav Kalash?",
"I was not in the least sad lol. Maybe tired by the time this was taken? I don't remember my mood being sad, though this was (obviously) a long time ago now. The entire trip was a blast, my first solo (sans parents) vacation. ",
"wait, you were on a solo vacation when you were 7? Something's fishy here...\n",
"Not entirely solo, hence the \"sans parents\" parenthetical statement. My uncles (twin uncles, which seemed exciting to 7 year old me) lived in NYC and were my adult guardians for the trip. I flew from Florida to New York by myself though :)",
"ah, didn't parse that. Sounds like it would have been a blast! ",
"It was! I was there for the whole unveiling of the renovation to the Statue of Liberty (that's why I've got a SoL headdress around my neck haha). Coming from a very small town (>1000 people in the \"town limits\"), NYC was pretty eye opening. Plus my uncle sent me home with dyed hair to freak out my country parents haha",
"Haha sounds like they know how to have fun!"
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Stumbled across this old photo today. Me, as a child (7), in between the WTC buildings (1986)
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[
"Noice",
"I work chat support. Whoever you were dealing with at Pret deserves a raise for that back and forth. ",
"Rule 1.",
"/r/fellowkids",
"/u/LukeRobson, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/LukeRobson&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rkf5v/i_held_pret_a_manger_to_ransom_and_it_couldnt/?context=10\\))"
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I held Pret A Manger to ransom and it couldn't have gone better...
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[
"The debate over who actually won this race has been going on for nearly a year now, thought it'd be helpful to get some outside opinions. \n\nThere is $200 that goes to the winner, but it has not been awarded yet because we can't decide who the winner actually was. We are meeting later this year to have a final debate and make an ultimate decision.\n\nObviously it'd have helped if the cameraman was actually on the finish line instead of just before it, but hindsight is 20/20 and it is what it is, didn't expect a photofinish.\n\nAll opinions and arguments welcome, thanks!\n\nAlso if anyone knows of a better subreddit for this sort of question please let me know",
"based on the position of the lead feet - I'd say red.\n\nthe joking me, however, would say the gold shoes - but Bolt finished the race minutes ago.",
"Look at the shadows. Red shoes won",
"Red shoes",
"Red shoes",
"How is it **not** red shoe guy?\n\nIs there a requirement to touch the line and not just be over it first?",
"RSG obviously. No part of BSG's body is past RSG's shin. Ergo the race is won by a toe.",
"In the Olympics, all competitive races actually, it's not the foot that determines the winner. It's the first person who's chest crosses the line first.. which is why all runner lunge forward with their upper body at the finish line.. So it looks like the guy closest to the camera won.",
"My best guess is Red Shoes Guy, though obviously its impossible to tell for sure. \r\n\r\nI think RSG's foot is in front of Black Shoes Guy's head by a bit...and I would further guess that the RSG foot is going to have more velocity at the line than BSG head due to the long lever of the hip+knee+shins vs lever of the relatively short neck.\r\n\r\nSo, I say RSG wins.\r\n\r\nFire the photographer :)\r\n\r\n",
"Yup that's the main argument of black shoes, I said that they should just split the money since it was not clarified before the race if it was Olympic rules or just whoever broke the plane first ",
"Those clarifications/rules weren't made before the race (no one expected it to be that close), so red shoes says he won since he broke the plane first with his foot/leg, black shoes says he won since his chest broke the plane before red shoes chest (Olympic rules uses chest not foot)",
"Bald man: winner\n\nLarger % of his body is closer to the finish then the red guy",
"Track and field runner here. The race is won by whoever's sternum crosses the line first. Black shoe wearer wins the race. However, the camera is not directly on the finish line.",
"you have a picture; if you have video then load that up and go frame by frame",
"They hold the finish ribbon about chest height in real races. I can't see red shoes' chest because it's behind black shoes. I would say black shoes' torso is ahead of red thus he is the winner. ",
"Red 100%...even with Olympic rules the red shoe would have hit the ground before the clack and won",
"They should run again, with better defined rules.",
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"I was unaware of the Olympic rules.\n\na re-race is the only solution.\n\nOr give each of them $100 and tell them to sod off!"
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Help determine who won this race (red shoes guy or black shoes guy?)
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[
"Hah, fools! My narrow hips and flat butt couldn't distract even the most pubescent student! ",
"I'm reassured that teachers aren't expected to learn this stuff through experience.",
"My English teacher \" Mr Lewis\" when ever he cleaned the board his left hand copied his right hand, we nearly pissed our selves every time he did it. It never got old.",
"Music teacher tip: Use the \"Babadook\" chalk attachment to simultaneously draw a staff and blow out your student's eardrums",
"Master of horizontal and vertical... the legends are true...",
"Unless you get some bounce going...",
"hwut",
"Hips don’t lie",
"Was the question too difficult?",
"left hand copied right hand?",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6M4_Ommfvv0",
"Yes, when he was cleaning the dry erase board he looked like a bird trying to take off :-)",
"you're an actual bot. "
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This is an actual teacher's manual
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[
"I really like this. Even if irrelevant to the dead bird everyone is beating today.",
"Yeah dumb title I need to think of a better one",
"Is this your work? If so, you should post to r/painting or one of the other art-related subs.",
"Yes it is, thanks I’ll try that.\n",
"Do it! And again, I really enjoy this piece! Keep it up!",
"So your email is RubyWatercolor@gmail.com?",
"Maybe\n\n\n\n\n^yes"
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The bird I hear at my window every night..
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"Not if big pharma gets a say.",
"Lmao this one is good. ",
"He keeps Gojira away.",
"Upvote for unexpected Rodan. ",
"Caw.",
"I was like oh shit is that Rodan, checked the comments and sure enough, it was\n",
"Gamera could kick his ass",
"So what do you feed him?",
"really good "
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I have a friend that visits me at work too.
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[
"Not even Woody would wear this.",
"Well, there's a shirt you won't be wearing to pick up your daughter from daycare.",
"Don’t wear this around children. Ever. ",
"I should probably just burn it. ",
"How about picking up other kids",
"What, like, at the bar? I mean, I doubt they'd get the reference, but it's still creepy.",
"I would give it to someone who would not look up the reference and actually wear it out in public. I would wear if you gave it to me because I like creeping people out. I have a long mustache, large glasses and drive a van. ",
"What's Woody from? ",
"He’d probably wanna keep it about Rampart",
"I really wanna know though. What Woody do?",
"I'll buy it from you. How much?",
"Just stand outside at the local elementary sch.",
"Send it to the producers of Always Sunny -- see if you can get it on camera.",
"This is legitimately a great idea. Mac could rock a sleeveless version. ",
"It's supposed to be Woody Allen",
"You got any candy?",
"Woody Harrelson ALWAYS keeps it about Rampart.",
"Just ask for your username in the credits \" TheRealCourtneyW thanks for the shirt.\"",
"No, I have a puppy. She's cute AF",
"Did you buy it 20+ years ago? His affair with his step-daughter came out in the late 80s.",
"Only if you're their step-father. ",
"Oh jeez",
"No. I'm only 24 myself. Bought it when I was young and ignorant and in film school. Still, there's no excuse. I shouldn't have bought it at all.",
"even better",
"Get in the van....",
"His step-daughter.",
"Eh, it happens. We've all bought/supported/said things that in hindsight, we might wish we hadn't. :)",
"Thank you for your forgiveness. :)"
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Bought this shirt years ago and have worn it on exactly zero occasions. Don't think I've ever made a worse purchase in my life.
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[
"What is that? I like the old Macintosh in the background.",
"Yup, my office doubles as a macintosh collection, literally every mac computer ever made resides with me during my work day, millions of dollars in rare computers I don't even dare touch surround me.",
"Are e just gonna ignore the Pringles can In the chassis ",
"I asked about it before, boss showed me it's where he's keeping some important nuts and bolts he needs for when he get's time to assemble the bird.",
"Maybe that’s what he wants you to think so he doesn’t have to share his pringles ",
"That lying S.O.B! ",
"That’s not a pringles can ;)"
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The "Bird" I see everyday from my windowless office.
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