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/r/pics/comments/7rec7w/in_miami_we_too_have_feathery_friends_that_drop/
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"Invasive species brought over as pets",
"cherry head conures, probably escaped originally.\n\n",
"Yeah in this area there’s a small flock of them. "
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In Miami we too have feathery friends that drop by! Reddit, say hello to Ted and Terry.
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"Wtf is that under the ice 😯",
"It’s a big snapping turtle, he’s about 5’5” and ~120 lbs for reference. \n\nEdit: He did an interview about it if you’re interested. \nhttp://m.wafb.com/wafb/db_330682/contentdetail.htm?contentguid=KnBXmOnZ\n\n2nd Edit: The guy is 5’5” hence the “for reference”. I’m bad at words. ",
"OMG! At first glance I thought you meant the TURTLE is 5'5! Lol",
"Was it frozen solid or was he moving around under there?\n\nEdit: Never mind, I read the news story. He was \"moving very slowly\"",
"I bet that big ol' sumbitch could chomp his leg off right through that ice. ",
"The turtle is 5'5\" or the beardy guy? ",
"Me too. Still unsure ",
"Article says 3 ft..",
"Snapping turtles are impressively angry. ",
"r/titlegore",
"THE GUY",
"“Hoping that the ice held him”? \n\nDo you want to get eaten and hypothermia at the same time? Because that’s how you get eaten and hypothermia at the same time....",
"there's a guy in the picture?"
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This picture a friend of mine took went semi viral so I thought you guys might like it.
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"Cocks and a pussy?",
"cocks and balls.\n",
"Peeping tomcat",
"Every meow and then I lets them watch for a while",
"A realistic representation of gonewild ",
"It looks more like he's putting on a show."
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Has feathered peeking Tom's outside window every morning. Getting tired of their shit.
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/r/pics/comments/7reeij/the_original_popeye_lawrence_p_arnold_from_port/
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"Who has the story on this guy?",
"Looks more like he's got a meth problem than a spinach dependency ",
"Let's see those forearms",
"\n\n“Photograph of a man identified as Lawrence P. Arnold. Arnold is wearing a sailor suit and has a pipe in his mouth. He is dressed as Popeye, a newspaper comic strip character, to entertain schoolchildren.”\n\n[original link](https://texashistory.unt.edu/ark:/67531/metapth79178/) ",
">Arnold is wearing a sailor suit and has a pipe in his mouth. He is dressed as Popeye, a newspaper comic strip character, to entertain schoolchildren.\n",
"Spinach was thought to contain 10x the actual amount of Iron due to a calculation error, hence its promotion in Popeye",
"Can he breathe through his nose?",
"That's how i knew he wasn't strong he just jerked off a lot",
"/u/Pavarotti_Flamingo, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Pavarotti_Flamingo&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7reeij/the_original_popeye_lawrence_p_arnold_from_port/?context=10\\))"
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The original Popeye, Lawrence P. Arnold from Port Arthur, Texas
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"his real name is Barry McCokiner ",
"Paula McCartney?",
"Please tell me you shared this on r/todayilearned",
"Damn, I should have. ",
"It’s never too late. "
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TIL Barrack Obama's mom is Paul McCartney.
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"https://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/01/18/activists-say-tom-cotton-has-a-do-not-call-or-write-list-for-some-constituents\n\nRelevant news story.\n\n\n\nIn other recent events Cotton was recently caught lying in defense of Trump, claiming initially that he 'could not recall' trump's \"Shithole\" remarks. Then changed his mind to claim that Trump made no such remarks, then to say people misunderstood and Trump said 'shit house' not 'shithole.'\n\nYou may also remember Cotton from 2015 when he spear-headed writing a letter with 46 other republicans to sabotage Obama's negotiations with Iran.\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/news/worldviews/wp/2015/03/09/the-misguided-condescending-letter-from-republican-senators-to-iran/?utm_term=.2c153988e1ac\n\nCotton received $1 Million dollars to oppose this deal from the \"Emergency Committee for Israel\"",
"I'd like to see the context that led up to this prior to making any judgements against Sen Tom Cotton's office. ",
"https://www.arktimes.com/ArkansasBlog/archives/2018/01/18/activists-say-tom-cotton-has-a-do-not-call-or-write-list-for-some-constituents\n\nNumerous groups are being sent these for trying to contact Cotton about his stances on DACA, Healthcare, etc.\n\nCotton has a history of dismissing and ignoring those who don't like his stances.\n\nOriginally the office said these were only sent in 'extreme' circumstances, claiming some contained threats but have now walked back that claim, admitting that no threats were made.",
"According *to the person who got the letter:*\n\n>I may have used unprofessional and unbecoming language at times as the anxiety and stress of what I'm witnessing is at times too great a burden to control and I have vehemently expressed my righteous anger at Senator Cotton's complicitness with this harmful regime\n\nI suspect the Senator might have made a fairly decent call here.",
"The person who received the letter also said this:\n\n>I may have used unprofessional and unbecoming language at times as the anxiety and stress of what I'm witnessing is at times too great a burden to control and I have vehemently expressed my righteous anger at Senator Cotton's complicitness with this harmful regime.\n\nI suspect they might have been a problem too.",
"Several others have gotten the letter. ",
"Several others who claim to have made no such disparaging remarks received the letter as well.\n\neither way, one instance of using a curse word is not, in my opinion, enough to warrant a cease and desist letter.",
"They're claiming the communications were *threatening* and called a 19 year old intern a \"cunt\". ",
">Fleming said he knew several people who'd received such a letter. He said he believed they all had made repeated phone calls to deliver similar talking points\n\nThis seems to be primarily towards a single activist group, so I can understand why someone would just go \"fuck these guys\" if they received enough letters, especially when there is a good likelyhood that (judging from Fleming's testimony) they were accusing Cotton of promoting/being favorable towards white nationalism, authoritarianism and fascism. \n\nIf I was receiving multiple letters that accused me of being a fascist, or implied I was sympathetic towards fascism, I'd tell them to fuck off too.",
"Dissent and dialogue can exist without disrespect and personal attack. Would like to see the raw text of the messages precipitating this. If it's much like Twitter content, it may be appropriate.",
"Keep reading the article.\n\n>FURTHER UPDATE: Noonan is now backing off his initial Tweeting. From his Twitter account:\n\n>update: tone was threatening, no threats made. But c-word invoked.\n\nThey have admitted the claim of the letter being threatening was false.\n\nAdditionally the office has claimed only one cease and desist was sent out, which also a blatant lie.",
">This seems to be primarily towards a single activist group\n\nThere is no evidence to back up your assertion that they are all from one group.\n\n\n>If I was receiving multiple letters that accused me of being a fascist, or implied I was sympathetic towards fascism\n\nYou are making baseless assumptions.",
"It's not just one instance of a curse word. Fleming seems to have done it multiple times, and *judging from Fleming's account,* Cotton was probably accused of being at least sympathetic towards fascism and white nationalism in multiple letters. Now, if I received multiple letters of such a nature, I probably would file a cease and desist too.",
">judging from Fleming's account, Cotton was probably accused of being at least sympathetic towards fascism and white nationalism \n\nThere is nothing from his account that warrants this specific assumption that he levied these as insults against cotton.",
"How so? Fleming literally states that: \n\n>I have vehemently expressed my righteous anger at Senator Cotton's complicitness with this harmful regime\n\nFleming considers our current government *at least sympathetic* towards fascism and white nationalism. Seems reasonable he was being a pretty serious ass.",
"Fleming literally states that:\n\n>I have vehemently expressed my righteous anger at Senator Cotton's complicitness with this harmful regime\n\nFleming considers our current government at least sympathetic towards fascism and white nationalism. Seems reasonable he was being a pretty serious ass.",
"Fact: Cotton supports this administration\n\nFact: The Trump admin *has* been unusually soft towards white nationalism.\n\nPointing these out is not being an ass, and in no way deserving of a cease and desist.",
"Fact: Cotton supports this administration\n\nFact: The Trump admin has been unusually soft towards white nationalism.\n\nPointing these out is not being an ass, and in no way deserving of a cease and desist.",
"Fleming literally states that he \"may have used unprofessional and unbecoming language.\" If I got multiple letters in this manner, I'd want it to stop.",
"Tom Cotton's office information: \n\nSuite SR-124 \n\nRussell Senate Office Bldg\n\nWashington, DC 20510\n\nPhone: 202-224-2353\n\nFax: 202-228-0908\n\nAll of this is public record. ",
"What a piece of shit. Writing representatives is one of the most effective way that they'll hear your concerns. It's a piece of fucking paper, you can easily have your secretary ignore it",
"Also Fleming:\n\n> I may have used unprofessional and unbecoming language\n\nAnd not everyone who supports Trump is a white supremacist or fascist. My dad supports the Republicans and Trump, but would probably punch you if you called him a fascist or racist *because he is very opposed to such things.*",
"He is the definition of a precious snowflake",
"No taxation without representation. Last time we started chanting that we killed a bunch of corrupt assholes beholden to the rich and not the people.",
"He's a total douche so I'm not surprised. If it makes you feel better, here's a video I took of a kid asking why he's both ['team christian values' *and* in support of Trump's grabbing them by the pussy.](https://youtu.be/uG9YvSPYQ24?t=52s)",
"Yeah and they were chanting it too.",
"This is not a good way to start receiving fewer letters.",
"M-O-O-N, that spells Tom Cotton.",
"The First Amendment guarantees the right to petition the government, i.e. elected officials.",
"Its a bold move Cotten, lets see if it pays off for him.",
"I guess he has a fundamental misunderstanding of the public part of being a public official. This letter, if real, is an immediate disqualifier from office. An election should be held immediately.",
"\"I'm here to represent you and be your voice in congress! Also don't talk to me.\"",
"That's odd, Tom Cotton did something idiotic and reprehensible that will also be counterproductive? Unusual for him.. ..",
"Let me twist this around for you.\n\nA democrat is sent a letter from someone upset they're supporting the ACA, because he believes it is communism. He also believes the BLM is a racist organization and expresses displeasure for the democrats support of them as well.\n\nIs it fair for this constituent to be sent a cease and desist letter? And I remind you that this means if the person does not heed it's warning he could face legal repercussions. ",
"Just a little background on his character, and a reminder why you may have heard of him, since Arkansas senators don't typically make big headlines.",
"Yeah, and as a private citizen you have every right to do that. But Tom Cotton is a sitting US Senator and his job is to represent his constituents. Trying to silence some of them for anything short of a legitimate threat is unconscionable. ",
"I'm going to guess that if it actually came down to it, yelling at your elected representative is about the most first amendment protected activity there is.\n\nBut in the real world, pissing off a Senator is not a good idea. Especially if you are suffering from an acute case of righteous anger.",
"And to add on, who cares if he's being an ass? Just saying extreme stuff is not illegal, and Cotton's job is to represent his constituents. The whole point of representative government is to compromise on opposing views. ",
"FAKE NEWS. Hate losing, dontcha?",
"And as a lawmaker you would be in violation of the first amendment. We as citizens are allowed a right to petition our government (including elected officials) for a redress of grievances. Cotton holds public office. He is not a private citizen. This cease and desist is unconstitutional. Cotton needs to grow a pair and accept that people in his position will be criticized no matter what positions they take. ",
"“In the United States the right to petition is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, which specifically prohibits Congress from abridging ‘the right of the people...to petition the Government for a redress of grievances’.”",
"“In the United States the right to petition is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, which specifically prohibits Congress from abridging ‘the right of the people...to petition the Government for a redress of grievances’”\n\nIt wasn’t a threatening letter. This isn’t rocket science. Cotton is ignoring the first amendment.",
">I'm going to guess that if it actually came down to it, yelling at your elected representative is about the most first amendment protected activity there is.\n\nDamn right. Reminds me of this, which deserves to be shared often:\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TrJUYkccCXg",
"Unfortunately he's not up for reelection till 2020.\n\nThere's been some talk of him being up for Trump's CIA director position, which if he took it would put the seat up for vote in 2018. (It would be filled by the governor's choice in the meantime.)",
"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Recall_election\n\nThis is typically the correct course of action when a public official decides that they are no longer bound by the constitution and their constituents.",
"You may want it to, but if you hold public office it is actually your job to represent the people, at least listen to all of them not nitpick which ones you want to and which ones you don’t. What a snowflake. ",
"Lol, not everyone Reddits every second of every day.",
"If the letter writer is being an ass, yes, I do think it is fair.",
"I don't in either case. It's an elected representatives duty to hear their constituents as long as it doesn't put them in physical danger.\n\nObama received staggering amounts of disrespect from congresspersons over the ACA. He held a live Q&A. He didn't hide from them.",
">I don't in either case. It's an elected representatives duty to hear their constituents as long as it doesn't put them in physical danger.\n\nYes, but a senator still has some rights as a human being. The First Amendment doesn't protect harassment or fighting words. \nFleming gave indication that they were repeatedly sending letters that might be unprofessional and vehement. It's likely he was attacking Cotton directly, which would likely fall under harassment. ",
"It's not illegal, but if Cotton was being attacked directly (and judging by Fleming's account, he likely was being), it would be harassment. ",
"There's still harassment, which is illegal, and judging from Fleming's testimony, that's likely what was happening.",
"trumpublicans are lining this guy up for the presidency some day. He will be first guy since Bush sr. the trumpublicans haven't ran a chicken hawk. Look for him in 2024",
"And yet they didn’t contact the authorities to report illegal behavior? If there was illegal behavior they would’ve contacted the authorities, and Fleming would’ve gotten the cease and desist from them, not Cottons office. The fact that the authorities were contacted means that there was no illegal behavior. This was just Tom Cotton being authoritarian. Stop spreading bullshit theories that have no evidence\nto support them.",
"Uh, no, you can send cease and desist orders as a private individual because a cease and desist isn't a legal document in and of itself. It's basically saying that \"hey, knock it off or we will get the authorities involved.\" And did you read the article? *Fleming's own account* pretty heavily implies there were insults directed at Cotton in multiple letters, and sending insulting letters repeatedly can be considered harassment. ",
"Oh look, you didn't reply. How quaint.",
"And that's where you're being obsequious. I read them, and they don't warrant denying him his right to contact his Senator. \n\nEdit: to clarify, I read the article in the main comment",
".....but, Arkansas governors do!",
"You read the letters? Where?\n\nEDIT; Because /u/firepri is a retard and won't clarify their words, the article gives significantly more indication that Fleming was harassing Cotton than not. ",
"If the letters were actually illegal they would’ve taken legal action. This isn’t difficult to understand. Cotton is a public figure he will be insulted by his constituents it’s part of his job. If he does a shitty job he’s going to catch more flack. If he doesn’t want to hear from his constituents then he should resign. I hope cotton gets sued for this little authoritarian stunt. You can’t pull this shit if you’re a public official.",
"I started saying the same thing when he made big news with the iran deal letter.\n\nEspecially if he does get the CIA director position under Trump",
"Fuck that. As a senator, you answer your people or get voted out. ",
"America seems like a great place to live.\n Sincerely, your neighbours to the North.",
"It also seems reasonable that he didn't include any of your assumptions.",
"If he wants his privacy so bad, he can always resign and go home. When you choose to run for office, annoying/sometimes threatening correspondence is par for the course. You'd think a veteran such as himself would have thicker skin. ",
"Considering they work for Tom Cotton, he probably is a cunt. ",
"cotton picking season is over",
"My sarcasm meter just started smoking and caught fire after spiking. I think you broke it. Could you please buy me a new one?",
"If I were a lawmaker, and I was getting letters that weren't actually threatening harm to me, regardless of insults hurled, I'd think telling them to stop would be inappropriate.\n\nYes, as a private individual, I don't want to get bunches of letters with your shit in it. But as a representative in the government, getting letters telling me I'm doing a bad job is part of the job.",
"If he's writing to the Office of the US Senator to Arkansas, it's quite a bit different than writing to random private Joe. If you're smart, you just chuck the letters in the trash, instead of writing back a letter saying \"I disagree with my constituents so hard I'll threaten them with legal action if they keep telling me they disapprove.\"",
"Dude, your dad is a racist. ",
"The man needs to read the job description he was hired for.",
"C word invoked? As in \"Care\" he does Not?",
"I'm not very involved/interested in politics but Cotton seems like a total puss. ",
"I assume the people he hires are cunts. As long as there are no threats, this should be illegal. He's a fucking representative in America. Freedom of speech and all that. ",
"Sending multiple letters is not harassment. Sending letters for the sole purpose of annoying somebody might get there. But as long as the letters have a legitimate purpose they are not harassment. The sender is petitioning his representative. That is legitimate, even if he uses some bad language. \n",
"I think the tone of the admission implies that the person knows why they were blocked, but isn't saying it.",
"I think the person is admitting that they believe they were sent this for swearing. You can argue that that's fair but you have to admit if it were anything that was thought to be actionable the person would be arrested. ",
"There has to be some law that says constituents have a right to voice their views to senators...",
"He's got my vote for the most punchable, snivelling fuckface in all of 'merican Politics",
"Get down off your high ~~horse~~ moose and pass the poutine. \n\nPlease.",
"I would buy a real nice frame for that one. I wonder if you could get a few more to fill out a wall?",
"Just sending this letter is a violation of the Constitution.",
"Look up title 18 U.S. Code § 875 part (d) interstate communications.",
"Wouldn't \"interstate\" necessarily start in one state and end in a different state?\n",
"There’s no evidence of a threat. Cottons office retracted the statement that there was a threat. Inform yourself of the situation before you waste my time, Trumptard.",
"If you call this number, make sure you don't call the 19-year-old intern who answers the phone a \"cunt\" and threaten her and call back repeatedly and harass her.\n\nBecause then you will receive one of these letters, just like the asshole who received the one in OP's picture.",
"Only a few people know most of the story here, I assume the threats were sent from Arkansas to DC.",
"DC: Not a state.\n\n(I apologize, I am a professional nitpicker.)",
"I’m sending him a letter today regarding Trump’s decision to open a “conscience” division within the Department of Health and Human Services. No swears or threats were used. I will report back if I receive a cease and desist letter. 👍🏻",
"As long as they don't directly threaten them they can use whatever language they want, sooo",
"Again, since you don't seem to understand: as long as he/she doesn't threaten TC they can literally use whatever language they want. Stop being a snowflake and accept reality.",
"I do believe there may be some significant First Amendment implications here. ",
"In theory ",
"I'm right on top of that Rose. ",
"There was, admittedly, no threatening. But maybe that intern is indeed a cunt, and deservedly called out for it.\n",
"MAYBE THEY WERE SENDING LETTERS USING ALL CAPS!!",
"What are you smoking? ",
"That's something you're allowed to do in a democracy... not being allowed to kind of proves the guy was right to be fucking angry.",
"Wait! You mean he's actually as useful as everyone in Little Rock thought he would be? Awesome!\n\n/s",
"I believe I read somewhere that someone called one of his interns a cunt. Idk if this is that person but thats totally uncalled for.",
"Do you want protests in the streets instead that in letters? \n\nBecause that's how you get people to stop writing and start marching...",
"Everything said shy of an actual threat falls under\n 'If you cant take the heat get out of the kitchen'\nThere are people in CS making near minimum wage that tolerate similar issues every day they work.",
"Corporations are people too my friend! ",
"maybe he owns stock in a poster board company?",
"If someones being a cunt, your damn right I'm gonna call them out for being a cunt.",
"Yeaahhh... I doubt the intern answering the phone for the Senator's office was a \"cunt.\" If you are someone who phones politicians' offices and shouts at the interns and calls them cunts... YOU are the cunt.",
"If using ugly language is grounds for being silenced, then the occupant of the white house ought to be silenced as well.",
"Why are you sugarcoating it? It should be fact: the trump admin is white nationalist.",
"Look I'm just wondering... if there are any programming jobs in Toronto ... for a friend.",
"\"Not being allowed to call my Senator's office and scream at an intern and call her a cunt means I am BEING SILENCED!\"\n\nFuck you, cunt!",
"How many Washington interns do you know? Some of them really are unrestrained gutter schmeg convinced they are frank underwood. Lots are great people, but it’s also got the crowd who thinks they are entitled to be in the ruling class without having much life experience. ",
"Yeai I doubt it too. But we don't know many facts here, so I won't jump to knowing anything. But don't expect to be a cunt and not expect someone to call you out, intern or not.",
"Getting a cease and desist letter ordering someone to stop all communication including written and electronic is being silenced.\n\nI'm sorry if being a senate intern for a highly combative, controversy-seeking senator is not the best job in the world. Maybe Tom Cotton should be less of a cunt if he cares about the kinds of phone calls his interns have to field from angry constituents.",
"Oh, OK, it's totes fine to act like a child and call politicians' offices and scream and shout profanities as long as you consider them to be \"combative\" and \"controversy-seeking.\" Cool. Good to know. \n\nGlad to hear you are in favor of all of us Trump supporters who called Frederica Wilson's office and called her a fucking cunt. Bi-partisan!!! ",
"There are programming jobs everywhere I think. I think it’s just one of those fields right now. ",
"Yeah, and the second amendment says \n\n>A well regulated militia, being necessary to the security of a free state, the right of **the people** to keep and bear arms **SHALL NOT BE INFRINGED**.\n\nBut see how people are OK with that one being trampled on...\n\nPreemptive: It specifically says the right of **the people**, not the right of *the militia*. It if meant the right of the militia it would have said that, given they mention the militia in the previous clause. They changed wording and said the people, [because they meant the people.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=P4zE0K22zH8)",
"The proverbial \"tree of liberty\" is looking awfully parched...",
"Infringe - verb \nact so as to limit or undermine (something)\n\nThere are several limitation (infringements) See 1986, 1968, 1934.\n\nAlso I love how your tune changes when it's something you disagree with. Just admit it, you only care about the constitutionality of the issue when it's one that fits your beliefs.\n\n>Arms also meant something completely different then they do today.\n\nIf \"arms\" only applies to muskets, than freedom of speech does not apply to electronic communications. And the 4th Amendment does not apply to cell phones, and the 3rd amendment does not apply to RVs.\n\n Do you really want to go down this road?",
"What camera or filters did you use on this picture. It's really good may set it as desktop /s",
"> So arms apply to nukes and automatic weapons? \n\nShall not be infringed. If you want to infringe, pass a constitutional amendment.\n\nI am not arguing a philosophical or moral point I am arguing a constitutionality.\n\n>We have certain limits on speech when speech begins to infringe upon the rights of others. You can’t threaten people. The medium of speech is irrelevant. Your analogy to electronic communication is completely false. Using Twitter is not analogous to using a nuclear weapon.\n\nNo it's not. Just as it is illegal to threaten someone with speech it is also illegal to threaten someone with a weapon. Twitter is modern speech technology, my full auto M-16 is modern weapons technology.\n\n> I don’t want tards like you with access to a bump stock\n\nTurn off CNN. Banning bump-stocks does not stop bump-firing.:\n\n* [Exhibit a](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cLcRQCIET5A)\n* Oh but that's a RIFLE - [Exhibit B](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ojjcTv3QAbI)\n* Oh but that's a MODERN Pistol - [Exhibit C](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JGYV1fH05O8)\n\nBecause Bump-firing is a side effect of the mechanical process which allows for semi-automatic weapons. You can't ban bump firing without banning semi-auto weapons. And good fucking luck with that.\n\n>Go take your “arms” and fuck off.\n\nYou fuck off. The constitution protects my right to bear arms. It does not give you a right to not have your feelings hurt.\n\n>I’m tired of watching armed tards walking around and endangering our society. We have one of the most dangerous countries in the developed world and it’s because of armed tards like you.\n\nIf US gun violence accounted for 3,000 deaths a year for 10,000 years it would still be a smaller amount of casualties than caused by governments against their own people in the past 100 years who disarmed their population for \"safety\".\n\nSee:\n\n* USSR\n* Yugoslavia\n* China\n* Nazi Germany\n* Cambodia\n* North Korea\n\n_________________________________________\n\nJust admit it, you only care about the constitution when you agree with it. I disagree with birthright citizenship. There was a time when it was needed (Post civil war to ensure freed slaves & their descendants were citizens) that time is behind us.\n\nHowever I would **NEVER** say that someone born in the U.S. is not a citizen. Because while I disagree with that provision, I recognize and respects its authority. Because you don't get to play pick and choose with the constitution.",
"Well if it's true...",
"So what you're telling me is you have never fought. You have never seen combat, never had your life threatened. I am glad for you. Maybe one of the reasons we differ so much on this issue is you seem to have been born and raised in the U.S. where you have been safe your whole life.\n\nI was born and raised in Yugoslavia (n an area that is now Serbia), then emigrated to the U.S. And Yugoslavia does not have such a nice history, especially when I was growing up and a young adult. I know what governments are capable of doing to their own people.\n\n> You hide behind your gun because it’s the only way you know how to fight, because you’re a weak little bitch, and deep down you know that you wouldn’t be worth shit without your gun.\n\nNo such thing as a fair fight. There is a winner, and a loser. I fought in Sarajevo, there were many losers.\n\nWas I a pussy for shooting the enemy in the back as opposed to spinning him around and fighting him \"like a man\"? \n\nMaybe, but I am alive.",
"Look, I get what you're saying. But screaming on the phone at some poor kid isn't going to get anyone anywhere, is it. ",
"Not necessarily; some hires depend on where people live. Cotton's probably going to be hiring from Arkansas.\n\nFor example, a good friend worked for Bill Flores, though their personalities and political positions were and are diametrically opposed.",
"All the context you need is that Cotton is a craven self serving piece of trash. ",
"I don't trust people who don't get Dodgeball quotes",
">as the anxiety and stress of what I’m witnessing is at times too great a burden to control\n\n*rolls eyes ",
"Please help us get out of here.",
"> yelling at your elected representative is about the most first amendment protected activity there is\n\nYou have a right to free speech. You do not have a right to say whatever the fuck you want without consequence. See: yelling fire in a crowded theater, inciting riots, threatening, harassment. You can draw a line in this particular case if you want, which is difficult since none of us know exactly what was said, but thinking you have a right to yell whatever at whoever with no consequence is idiotic.",
"Too bad it's not eligible for federal representatives.",
"Oh no! Foul language! How horrible!",
"There's nothing in any of this that warrants assumption that Cotton's office is the bad guy here. Stirring the pot with no context for karma.",
"I thought you were going for Archer with the ants\n",
"Fine. Waste their time too you choad.",
"> “In the United States the right to petition is guaranteed by the First Amendment to the United States Constitution, which specifically prohibits Congress from abridging ‘the right of the people...to **petition the Government for a redress of grievances’.**”\n\nYelling at your elected official is explicitly allowed so long as you aren't threatening them. \n\n",
"That's not how this works, Tom. That's not how any of this works.\n\nOffice of U.S. Senator Tom Cotton:\n\n11809 Hinson Road, Suite 100, Little Rock, AR, 72212\n\nph: (501) 223-9081\n\nfax: (501) 223-9105",
"Aside from Cotton's past history dismissing protesters and the fact his office has already been caught in two lies about this specific scandal.",
"\"assume\" wups",
"There is a middle ground of unbecoming behavior that does not immediately warrant arrest, but does warrant action if the behavior is not stopped upon request. A written cease-and-desist is the first step.",
"Inb4 this is a hoax and it's the GOP's/Russian propaganda machine churning bullshit out again.\n\nLet's wait for some real evidence shall we?",
"I don't think you understand how sentence structure or militias work. ",
"Actually I do, both instances. Perhaps the video can ELI5 better for you.\n\nAnd if you truly believe that \"The People\" means \"The Militia\" (It doesn't) then fine, by order of Congress ([32 Stat. 775](https://www.loc.gov/law/help/statutes-at-large/57th-congress/session-2/c57s2ch196.pdf)):\n\n>Be \nit \nenacted \nby \nthe \nSenate \nand \nhouse \nof \nrepresentatives \nof \nthe \nUnited\nStates \nof \nAmerica \nin \nCongress \nassembled, \nThat \nthe \nmilitia \nshall \nconsist \nof \nevery \nable-bodied \nmale \ncitizen \nof \nthe \nrespective \nStates, \nTerritories,\nand \nthe \nDistrict \nof \nColumbia, \nand \nevery \nable-bodied \nmale \nof \nforeign\nbirth \nwho \nhas \ndeclared \nhis \nintention \nto \nbecome \na \ncitizen, \nwho \nis \nmore\nthan \neighteen \nand \nless \nthan \nforty-five \nyears \nof \nage \n\nI am a member of the reserve militia, FGM-148 please.",
"\"petition the Government for a redress of grievances\" is pretty far from calling a 19 year old a cunt.\n\n",
"I previously worked in a congressional office some years ago. This is a poorly written form letter to start and none would be taken as seriously depending on the language used. I could not say this for every office but most people who called in annoyed or rude were usually not taken as seriously as they tried to here. Someone says fuck on the phone, you tell them to not say that or ask them to be polite. After a few of these verbally warn them that you will report it. (There wasn’t much of a set policy but in some cases people really mistreated interns and/or staff) The only time I really followed up on something and actually reported it was when someone called and told me that we were going to pay for what we do. It left me physically shaken. It was a horrible day after that. \n\nTL:dr- the letter is poorly written but there are times where staff and interns are verbally chewed out and threatened. \n\nEdit: for context, the person also said other frightening things and sounded mentally unstable.",
"you didn't read the article I put in the thread, did you?",
"I work for the people... except the ones that don't like me.\n*- Tom Cotton, and Trump*",
"I actually did! It still seems shady to me.",
"what makes it shady?\n\nCotton's office has confirmed they've sent these out. Cotton's office even walked back their statement that it was due to threats.",
"It's entirely possible. Don't get me wrong, I could see it happening. I just don't buy into this he said/she said business. I want hard evidence.",
"Tom Cotton is human trash. Time to vote his sorry ass out!",
"So... Cotton's office confirming that they have sent these out isn't hard evidence?\n\nCotton's office admitting there wasn't actually threats like they first claimed isn't hard evidence?",
"How to get your constituents to try and remove you from office 101",
"To me it was the double use of 'immediate'.\n\nIt screams rushed and not thought-out.\n\nEdit: I fixed typos that I made while rushing to send out this apparently not thought-out message. Whoopsy daisy",
"There’s no letter head, no explanation of what concerns they have (either general or specific). It’s just so poorly put together I am ashamed it came from our government.\n\nEdit: might be using letter head term wrong. What I mean is the part of a letter where you address the person. The names can be changed even when you have form mail for loads of people. ",
"If you called the office and didn't talk to the congressman, but his teenage intern, and said \"you better get your shit together you stupid cunt\" and called several times, then yeah, they'd close the door on you because that's harassment.\n\nDraw the line somewhere, \"bub\".",
"So, from the UK, to misquote Churchill, separated by a shared language?\n\nEdit, Who are these men that yell invective at teenage girls? There are so many levels of wrong here that I don't know where to begin?\n",
"> and his job is to stand there and fucking listen to me\n\nHis job is to represent the population to the best of his ability. That doesn't include enduring the rants of every triggered little shit who thinks he deserves a one-on-one.\n\nI'm not defending him. I'm pointing out that \"freedom of speech\" has caveats. You have the right to speak. You do not have the right to demand an audience with whoever, whenever.\n\nI must have really hit a nerve if you took the time to research my history. Try to take a breath and get outside.",
"Congressmen hire a Legislative Correspondent to listen and respond to every communication. If the actual Congressman did all communication directly, they would do nothing else.\n\nWould love to see a source for your claim tho. Go ahead and try booking time with your Congressman. Let me know how that goes.",
"> My point was that she is supposed to be the representatives stand in\n\nWas it?\n\n> Actually as a congressman he is literally required to listen\n\nSo not literally.\n\n> Look its okay, i get it, you don't want republican congressmen who act like massive pieces of shit... to actually get told they are massive pieces of shit.\n\nStrawman.",
"He used a US senate letter head... I mean... my god",
"Oh, but liberals are the snowflakes. /s",
"They may have \"walked it back,\" but they didn't recant. As I said, it's a he said/she said situation. They're probably both in the wrong. The activists by being too forceful and the senator's office by blanket blocking the whole group and not just an individual.\n\nAgain, I can also see a bunch of these false flag type scenarios being set up to discredit the activists. To me, that seems more like a GOP move than just sending out some cease and desists.",
">They may have \"walked it back,\" but they didn't recant. \n\nThat's literally the same thing. First they claimed there were threats, now they're saying there were not threats.\n\n",
"This comment is immediate notification that all communication must cease and desist immediately with all offices of u/whoresarecoolnow.\n\nAll other contact will be deemed harassment and will be reported to the United States Capitol Police.",
"No, now they are saying the tone was threatening and the writer called someone a cunt. That is a far cry from reversing their story. ",
"All the ones in the shielded warehouse a few miles away just went up too, sixth time this month."
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"a finch?",
"Yep! I had to look it up at the time, and ever since then whenever a finch came up in conversation (not very often), it reminded me of this picture.",
"When a bird shows up like that, it’s the soul of a loved one who recently passed passed on. At least that’s what my grandmother told me. Don’t know if that was the case here but either way it’s a nice picture.",
"Off the top of my head, I don't remember anyone passing recently from that photo (which I know to be June 18, 2007). But... who knows.",
"Took me like 1/2 hour to find this picture again after a decade. But after I saw all the other \"bird in a window\" posts, I couldn't give up."
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"What grandpa?",
"I have the feeling that your grandpa loves plaid.",
"his surrounding's what?"
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">Bebe, the other *other* white meat.",
"I hope your final days are peaceful, OP. Let us know if there's anything we can do to make them more comfortable. ",
"Well, butcher knows best."
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The butcher gave him this sticker. I’m dying.
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"I enjoy the picture, just wondering what's up with the egg?",
"Took advantage... To put an egg on a branch?",
"I took this picture for a photography assignment, which was to photograph this particular egg. As a native Houstonian, I rarely see ice, so I thought to frame the egg using frozen surroundings.",
"Maybe /r/Houston would appreciate it. Is art a required course? "
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"Looks more like a deranged fish.",
"\"thanks for all the fish\"",
"so Jessica was right, chicken of the sea?",
"This is fucking terrifying ",
"Does it.... Does it have a TOOTH in there?"
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I too have a weird bird that always comes to my window.
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"Source: https://www.houstonpublicmedia.org/npr/2017/11/08/562341917/photographer-pete-souza-reflects-on-8-years-and-1-9-million-photos-of-obama/",
"I miss having a president with a brain.",
"it was nice wasnt it?",
"280 characters is a stretch in today's dollars. ",
"The gun control debate was lost when we as a country decided it was ok for children to be massacred in their school. ",
"Eh tbh I prefer someone who's real than another public relations puppet",
"There’s something to be said for intelligent and well-reasoned speech. Addressing the country after a mass shooting doesn’t make you a ‘public relations puppet’.",
"Really orange",
"> I prefer someone who's real\n\nreal dumb.",
"You sure shot that straw man full of holes.\n\nDo you feel there should be more restrictions on guns, or is a school full of dead children just an occasional sacrifice upon the altar of freedom?",
"And a president with a VP that was loved by everyone",
"instead of one who walks out of football games because some players expressed their opinions ",
"Human.",
"And musicals",
"That's what he meant right? ",
"And supports Gay Conversion Therapy.\n",
"As does the rest of the world.",
"Did you... read what's written here? This speech is about someone named Teddy, and how he worked with both parties, and about health insurance... ",
"Just the mentally ill ones that shouldn't have had access to a weapon in the first place.",
"Zoom in and read. It's about some guy named Teddy. ",
"This is his eulogy for Ted Kennedy, good day sir! ",
"Actually though, read paragraph four, this is definitely not about Sandy Hooke",
"Case in point",
"What a gaffe!",
"I mean, I love guns and shooting, but whenever someone says \"they're\" still coming for their guns; I ask how they think that if they didn't take them after a classroom of little kids were murdered, how they think they'll take them for any other reason. \n ",
"What if public relations was real for him? \nIs that so far fetched?",
"This speech is not the speech from the Sandy Hook Memorial Service. This looks like an early draft of the eulogy from Ted Kennedy's funeral. The final speech turned out very different.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pVBM20VRFAw",
"This would be an amazing post, if it weren't for the fact that this was written about Ted fucking Kennedy not Sandy Hook.\n\nDear me, OP.",
"Obama was a Muslim who hated America"
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"/u/nochillrob, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/nochillrob&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7reo1k/cards_against_humanity_just_denied_my_wholesale/?context=10\\))",
"Where Can I post screenshots?\n",
"I would suggest /r/images or /r/misc",
"Thanks "
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"I see you have money, but no Legos.",
"When you have money, no Legos, and no bird visitors on the floor where you work but still want to cash in on an increasingly stale meme.",
"Lol it’s photoshop ",
"Photoshop and no money "
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"Using duct tape to fix something?\n\nWhat even is going on here?",
"Those thermo lines are expensive. Where is the poverty?",
"Nah he's just bad at diy"
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"To the front page",
"Man, Gregory is NOT gonna be smiling when you’re done with him later tonight. ",
"Nice hand job!",
"hey gregy",
"Gregory, wanna play with Wilson?"
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" 👢 \n\nThat’s all I’m saying.",
"this would scare the snacks i ate out of me",
"That's a nice rancho! "
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Harold the Spood
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"Need to deliver any post? ",
"Owl allow it. ",
"no because i dont see an office",
"r/Superbowl ",
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Does it count if I work from home?
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"Probably she’s gonna change her mind about letting you know if anything changes. ",
"You're a shoe in for distribution now.",
"/u/nochillrob, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/nochillrob&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7resdu/cards_against_humanity_denied_my_wholesale/?context=10\\))"
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"Congrats!",
"Looking awesome bro! More pics? Stats? Routine?\n/r/brogress ",
"The people who enjoy posting and upvoting these posts and also love encouraging others on their journey ought to subscribe to /r/progresspics as well. These kinds of posts have become very popular on /r/pics recently and the dedicated sub and posters could really use the traffic and kind words.",
"First pic is alternate universe Eminem who grew up in the suburbs",
"Imma tell y'all niggas got a phone in prison. ",
"Eat something. You look sick",
"What would you gain from it?",
"not seeing a difference here. 5 pounds?",
"It looks like you *definitely* got 10 months older during that time.",
"New carpet or something? ",
"Eminem was actually a pretty normal kid until he had a head injury. ",
"He needs to eat 50 lbs of bananas.",
"Thanks! Basically just more of the same never thought to take more. My bench went from like 110 to 175. Deadlift weight went from 135 to 265 . As for my routine I just went to my friends and lifted every day I could we always tried to do it at least 3 times a week sometimes every day lol but sometimes we didn't even go for weeks. ",
"Long term break ups do that lol I was heavily depressed in the after pic so I didn't have a whole lot of emotion lol ",
"You look roughly the same, kid.",
"Actually 15 it's hard to tell honestly but I'm happy the before pic wasn't even my worst I literally weighed like 120 at 20 years old. ",
"Roughly but for me it's a big change appreciate the feed back though! ",
"Keep lifting and BULK. You can find some bulking exercise and diet plans on line that will definitely help you put on some mass. Takes time, no way around that. ",
"Nice work, my man. You've definitely taken the first step. So to speak.",
"As a fellow skinny bastard, I commend you man. I'm working on gaining weight in the right places too. Keep up the good work ",
"lol so much hate. but you have the right attitude. and you stuck with it any you achieved what you wanted. that works on a lot of things, not just exercise and being healthy. keep it up.",
"It took you ten months to take three steps forward?",
"I didn't constantly work out for that time it's just that much time difference. What would you consider an improvement? Just wondering.",
"Thank you I appreciate it! ",
"Thank you! It's hard when you don't eat much either. Gaining the weight takes more than just hitting the gym. ",
"Thank you! ",
"I'm just yanking your chain, dingus.",
"...right well thanks! I forget sarcasm is a thing lol",
"Absolutely. Get the calories in where ya can. ",
"Good Job Heroic25",
"Don't look that much older to me, I don't really get that comment. Anyway, you're a good looking kid! Hope you're enjoying your life. Don't get old. I mean do, of course, but for sure enjoy your life now. ",
"Hey good for you. I have always been a skinny dude. 127lbs since I was 13 (I am 32 now) and I worked my ass off last year to gain wieght and build muscle. I said I was going to get to 150 before the end of the year. I made it to 145. But I am still working on it. A lot of people dont understand that it is HARD for some people to gain weight. So I feel you. And I noticed the difference .",
"Thanks appreciate it! I've learned to just eat and eat and eat. It's nothing for me to shred the weight off into lean muscle, but gaining it is so hard. ",
"On every progress picture I'm searching for this very comment. I'm really close to cut my subscription to this sub if this ain't stopping. ",
"First time I saw smile > no smile in a before and after pic. ",
"Unsure why you got downvoted, you're not being snarky like half of the commenters here.\n\nOP, keep a food diary for a couple weeks to see what you're eating, punch it into one of the free services (myfitnesspal etc) and see how many calories you're consuming.\n\nYou'll find it easy to just add something heavy in fat and low in sugar, like cheap grocery store protein bars. As you're working out a lot now, it'll just be more fuel for the fire.\n\nThe body burns sugar reserves before it touches fat, which is why I recommend against sugar for calorie uptake. Each gram of fat has roughly 9 calories.",
"Agreed on everything. And OP myfitnesspal is a great app deff check it out",
"People can be so mean. Congrats, keep in the way you want.",
"My fiancée had just left me in the after so I didn't have e a lot to be happy about at that point. Lol it is kind of funny though never thought of it your way!",
"Sorry! ",
"Serious question: did you actually laugh out loud two separate times while writing that comment?",
"At least once "
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"Ah yes, the leaning towers of Hong Kong",
"This was a photo taken on my phone with a wide angle lens, but yea distorted the building",
"Still a cool photo. I’ve been lucky enough to visit HK twice and had such great times. ",
"Thanks. Hong Kong is the best city in the world imo, we are known for our concrete towers but there is actually a good balance between cityscape and countryside, 30:70 respectively."
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"Saddest part is the frequency of suicides there. \n\nAlso it's a shame the city won't give the building a new coat of paint. ",
"Yeah... the outside looks ridiculous, even without the paint. ",
"Kind of looks like the interior of fallout 4's Institute ",
"Looks cool in photos but the building has certainly seen better days. It's very dated.",
"That's a good point"
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"So the winter up here has been normal to warmish in Winnipeg.\nWhen was the last time it was this cold for you where you are in Texas or is this just completely mental?",
"I can’t remember the last time it was this cold.",
" Also in south Texas... my toilet water froze. Dripped the faucets to keep the pipes from bursting...ended up with ice growing out of the drain and reaching the faucet. This winter has not been kind!",
"The last time I remember it being specifically this cold was '95ish",
"If it get's super stupid here and the frost line get's down under 6 feet we will leave taps running to keep the pipes from freezing.",
"Is College Station considered south Texas now?! Also I know I'm old army but why did they ever move Fish Pond? ",
"[Just barely](https://www.google.com/maps/place/College+Station,+TX/@29.9065764,-99.8526142,6z/data=!4m5!3m4!1s0x8646848619463ca3:0xc969c74db6bf6ac9!8m2!3d30.627977!4d-96.3344068).",
"Yeah, unfortunately it didn't help :(. Left the faucets on for the last week, and the pipes still burst. "
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Meanwhile in south Texas, my university’s fountain froze completely
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"Do you live in Hawaii? ",
"Peabirds!",
"Hahaha Sacramento. We have gangs of wild turkeys that roam the city too"
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First floor feathered work friends!
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"Whoooo is that?",
"Owliver\n",
"now THAT is surely a /r/superbowl"
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It's only a 2nd floor home office but here's my feathered friend
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"Keep a few white mice in your desk drawer, just in case!",
"Don't jump",
"r/me_irl",
"At least you still have the view.",
"Same."
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I have no friends.
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"So. What’s it like living in Chicago?",
"Right idea, wrong major metropolitan area. ",
"It all starts with jaywalking and pretty soon they graduate to indiscriminate gunfire.",
"We gonna do this? OK! I’m in! \n\nDetroit?\n\nThe Bronx?\n\nMinot, N.D?\n\n",
"Shit, I’m definitely guilty of the former so I guess I should go buy a gun. ",
"At least there's some Tropicana juice stocking nearby. Can't be too rough there.",
"Ding ding ding! I work in the Bronx, coming up on 7 years in this borough. Near and dear to my heart. \n\nEdit: That may be the most interesting thing I’ve ever heard about North Dakota. ",
"The bodegas know what the people need ",
"Hah! I worked on E186 St. for a couple of years. Right under the Bruckner. Grew up on L.I. ",
"Ahhhh great. I love the Bronx. Nice meeting fellow humans with context for the area. ",
"Live in the Buffalo area now. Dude- not one bodega. Seriously.",
"High caliber post if I’ve ever seen one",
"You poor thing. Where do you get your cat food and loose cigarettes at 3am?",
"Take your goddamn upvote you animal ",
"And my beloved Jamaican beef patties. When I go home, all I do is fucking eat, lol!",
"Check this out-\n\nhttps://imgur.com/gallery/zHD4C",
"That’s intense. That all you?",
"Yeah. Had fun doing it. Took about a year to get it right. I wanted everything represented... but somehow, Staten Island eluded me, lol. I mean- what the hell am I gonna do with that? Put up a picture of Fresh Kills? Closest I got is a postcard of the Verrazano Bridge, taken from the Brooklyn side. S.I. is strangely occluded by fog and stench.\n\n No! Wait! I forgot! I do have the Staten Island Ferry too! ",
"Incredible work!\n\nPut up a pic of any average-income midwestern town, call it New Dorp ang you’re covered. ",
"Did you duck? ",
"Of course there's no bird. Look at all those spiky things!\n",
"Eh, I think OP took a long shot on this one.",
"at first glance, she looked like a westerner at high noon."
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It’s not a bird, but here’s the bullet hole in my 3rd floor office window. I named it Buster.
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"Your grandfather was apparently my type ",
"Handsome bastard. ",
"What a dream boat!",
"Your grandad looks like hed fit in nowadays ",
"Your grandfather may have been 18 but his beard was definitely 26. ",
"Grand daddie of all hipsters",
"Hubba hubba",
"Hello there",
"He looks like the guy from the SlowMo Channel.",
"Looks dapper AF!",
"The type of hot they just don't make anymore",
"You like men having vertical pipes sticking into them? What a freak.",
"Gavin Free if he owned a comb and wasn't a scrawny minger. ",
"Your grandpa at 18 makes me look like a toddler at 22",
"Holy fuck, he looks like like a co-worker of mine, same haircut and beard, even!"
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My grandfather when he was 18. He's now 90 and going strong! (X-post r/oldschoolcool)
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"Mr. Burke was quite clear I should prepare the specimens for transport.",
"r/mildlypenis",
"nigga that’s a *d e m o n*",
"I had Chipotle too",
"Does it have two heads?",
"b-eel-zebub",
"Wow! We have this species at ZSL London Zoo in a rather heavily planted tank, and despite working and hanging about there for years, I've *still* yet to see them. Hopefully one day... they're amongst my favourite animals. That's a really nice item you've got there, thanks for sharing!",
"Frampt or Kath? I cannot tell.",
"Has a devil put aside for meeeee, for meeeee, for ^^meeeeeeee!",
"Thank you",
"Listen here you little shit...",
"Ass to Ass"
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Typhlonectes natans
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[
"It's about to get hawkward...",
"Is your friend the pigeon or the hawk?",
"It ‘was’ the pigeon. But thank you for insisting on discussing such a hurtful time of my life! He ‘had’ such a beautiful face!"
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I see your 10th Floor friend, and raise you to the 12th Floor!
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[
"Good grief that bird gets around. ",
"You've gotta be falcon kidding me!",
"Has a subreddit started yet for these friendly bird pics? r/friendlybirds ?",
"Is he a baby or is he just smol?"
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I too have a 24th floor friend
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[
"How do you stop blueberries from freeze damage?\n\n*Freeze em’*",
"I'm guessing it's so the outside of the water takes the damage of rapid freezing and warming rather than the fragile berry skin.",
"I’ve got fragile berry skin",
"As the water turns from a liquid to a solid, it releases a little bit of heat. This essentially holds the ice at the freezing point without actually freezing the plant. It creates a nice buffer from the colder air outside. "
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A winter wonderland in Florida. Farmers spray water on blueberry bushes to create an ice layer that protects from freeze damage.
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"Someone melted Bender! ",
"COOKIES!!! ",
"“Dumb ways to die”\n\nEdit:it looks like one of those guys. ",
"It is one of those guys, [this one](http://julianfrost.co.nz/work/DWTD/images/dwtd_hairfire.jpg) to be exact. \nYou can just make out the words on the melting poster.",
"I didn’t see the words until I zoomed in. That’s awesome. "
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A melting poster at a station in Melbourne creates a pretty horrifying image
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"Too bad it is such a horrible book :(",
"Now you have to find out who Carlo is and if he ever washed his hands",
"*Did* Carlo wash his hands? ",
"So bad it was nominated for the Hugo and Nebula awards.",
"I got a signed Terry Pratchett book by accident too.\n\nMind you, he attended so many book signings the unsigned ones are probably worth a lot more.",
"He probably didn't",
"He washed his hands of that book, that much is certain.",
"Gross. That's why the book was so cheap.",
"Hey, my husband is a big Pratchet fan and I'd love to find him anything signed by him. I'd be swimming in wife points. ",
"http://imgur.com/pxAgx9v",
"Oh no, a homophobic bigot scribbled in your book.",
"Your husband has good taste.",
"It's been in the bathroom! ",
"Ya, but it’s the worst book in the series.",
"Isnt the matrix loosely based off of this book",
"Both Terry Pratchett and I are flattered by this. :) Thank you. ",
"I don't see how. But maybe I'm mistaken",
"Wait what? How would you ever think that... ",
"UNACCEPTABLE!",
"I love his books, but it always makes me sad when I remember that fact about him.",
"And now OP is touching it....",
"[It probably got flagged.](https://i.imgur.com/fn6erGM.jpg)",
"Man the best I've gotten was a pregnancy announcement photo from 2003",
"It’s been flagged.",
"I wonder what was all over Carlo's hands at the book signing.",
"Having read this book, not only is that not the case, but I'm baffled about what you could be thinking of.",
"I used to work at a Brentano's!",
"Really? What made it terrible? I am just curious as I haven’t gotten that deep into the series yet",
"You must be thinking of something else",
"Pretty much. It says something about the duality of people for a person to have created such an enthusiastically empathetic work only to have such a major inconsistency. The atheist in me wants to say something like \"friends don't let friends do religion\" but that's not a good enough explanation for my liking.",
"Plot twist... YOU are Carlo",
"I found one and gave it to my brother in law, who was a huge fan. Didn’t even get a thank you note. Kinda which I’d kept it now.",
"Yea i was thinking of neuromancer. Don't know how i got those 2 mixed up",
"\"Happy Birthday, Daddy\" in a child's writing, in [Mayday! Mayday!: Aircraft Crashes in the Great Smoky Mountains National Park, 1920-2000](https://books.google.com/books/about/Mayday_Mayday.html?id=vfzDT1OB0w4C).",
"My wife has a signed copy of Ender's Game, maybe she knew Carlo.",
"And? Terrible movies have won Oscars, lackluster books have been nominated for awards as well.\n\nI used to love Card's books. I read Ender's Game and immediately read every book of his I could find. I read the Bean stories and adored them. Then read Speaker for the Dead, Xenocide and Children of the Mind and was... confused, but wanted to continue. Then I read Ships of Earth and was growing weary. I finally reached my breaking point with the Tales of Alvin Maker and I realized... none of them were very good. \n\nEven the books I thought I had enjoyed - Speaker of the Dead on up, I looked back on and realized I was reading for completion, not for joy. \n\nSome absolutely fantastic sci-fi concepts were illustrated in those books - but I loathed the stories and felt the writing was lackluster as well.",
"It's a mixed bag: On one hand you got the authors signature. On the other hand now you have to read xenocide. ",
"its largely uninteresting. Especially compared with most of the rest of the series. It's just not compelling. ",
"Let this please be my wife, Let this please be my wife, Let this please be my wife, Let this please be my wife \n\n(finger crossed emoji)",
"Probably not. My husband is playing an 8bit game on the switch in his underpants. ",
"There is a storyline of characters that have nothing to do with anything else. Very boring scenes too.",
"Look buddeh, I upvoted you because I don't want your opinion to be hidden and I'm conflicted about OSC being a SOB but I don't think it's accurate to call Xeonocide horrible.\n\nI've become particularly disenchanted with how often 'OSC and friends' like to constantly revisit the days in battle school, Bean's adventures with Achilles et al notwithstanding, so I'll give you the point about looking back on some books with annoyance for completion rather than joy- that's why I've yet to read Children of the Fleet, but I can't agree to place this judgement upon Xenocide.\n\nMaybe we've got a fundamental difference in perspective? Are you of the sort who generally becomes frustrated with sequels and drawn-out stories, favoring those who end like Terminator 2 and scoff at subsequent iterations? I'd also put in this camp the people who really liked Star Wars ep4-7 but hated 1-3 and often had mixed feelings about ep8. I can think of other examples if you need more. If that's the case, I'd understand that we'll just always look at things differently due to a fundamental difference- failing that, I'm scatching my head ad your dislike for such a fun book.\n\nScratch that, I just remembered that this is the book with 'the world of path' or some such where the Chinese girl goes crazy with OCD and tracing woodgrain. FFS I hated that entire subplot. Okay, never mind, I get how you could hate the book... on the aggregate I still disagree because the good outweighs the bad but, yeah, that whole thing was damned arduous.",
"The only two things I truly loved was how the eradication fleet was the same from the Battle School days - reminded me of The Forever War - and the program that lives inside the ansible... until that got cocked up too. The clones, the OCD, the pigs... it didn’t do it for me.",
"Not sure who is downvoting you... this should be mentioned everytime. He may be a good author, but he’s also an ass hat.",
"I read it 14 years ago and I still remember being angry after I finished it. Thank goodness for Children of the Mind.",
"My preferred reading order is Ender's Game then Speaker for the Dead, and then ignoring the sequels and starting at Ender's Game again. ",
"Damn",
"I’m gonna punch you in the brain!",
"My loop was Ender's Game and Ender's Shadow.\n\nThen I found out about Card's politics, and I'm taking time off.",
"Maybe it was a request and not a statement? Lol",
"He signed the same message in my speaker for the dead book.",
"[\"Lavate las manos!\"](https://youtu.be/jQMpBZNAOks)",
"Children of the Mind was definitely my favorite",
"Haha! Can’t help you out, I’m afraid. eBay should have a load. Cheers!",
"He’s got Nintendo underpants?",
"Alot of the scifi Card writes just slowly becomes less and less believable until you feel like you're tripping on drugs. I won't spoil anything for people interested in reading it but for those who have... lol the outside",
"His work is superficially empathetic, but when it comes down to it, the whole Ender series is an apology for genocide.",
"Quite so - [and see this](http://peachfront.diaryland.com/enderhitlte.html). I was fairly skeptical when I started to read it but there are so many corroborative details...",
"The writer is a horrible human being, particularly when it comes to teh gay. At a certain point I realized that I was never going to re-read these books because of that, and they went into the paper recycling bin.\n\nTo be honest, each book in the series was a bit more dull than the previous. I remembered Ender's Game very well, but Xenocide was a lot of blah blah blah. But then, I had the same issue with Harry Potter - I know I read the sixth book but for the life of me I can't remember one thing that happened in it... (I don't remember that much of the seventh either but of course I do remember the last chapter!)",
"They're cardboard. ",
"It's actually my favorite. I remember crying over it when I read it back in high school.",
"I've only read Enders Game personally. I remember trying to read one more in the series and it had talking pigs or some shit and a 13 year old me was not ready for that level of sci-fi at the time, so I bailed and it soured me on the whole thing.",
"It wasn't my favorite in the series getting into the Enders Shadow and those books that followed to me was the best of the series. If you haven't gotten into Enders Shadow yet you are in for a treat but I would absolutely finish following enders story first with children of the mind and xenocide before getting into Enders Shadow only because I think you'll be disappointed in those books if you've already gone through the Shadow storyline cause they just aren't AS good. In my opinion at least. I loved that series so much I even read a bunch of the short series after I finished with all the novels cause I was so into it for a hot minute.",
"Haha that Seinfeld eps, as many others are burnt into my brain",
"Your problem was you read the Shadow series before finishing up with enders storyline. Compared to Enders Shadow and that storyline the two other stories following Enders we're going to seem really cruddy in comparison. Beans storyline IMO was the best of the entire series even Enders Game but of course I still would recommend them all...just in a specific order. How fucking good was enders shadow though, it's been years but I still remember how great that book and the rest of the storyline was fucking tragic though.",
"That's why you buy the books used haha",
"He has a switch in his underpants? ",
"Had the same experience, though I actually first read it around the time of the movie. Really enjoyed Ender's Game, but about 6 or 7 chapters into the next one I just felt lost and confused, so I moved on to something else.",
"Thats awesome, great book too.\nAlthough I have to say Speaker for the Dead is my favorite in the series.",
"Yeah, this was 20+ years ago so my memory is fuzzy, but I recall it being set like 3000 years in the future of the first book or something, and I was looking for a direct sequel, which this definitely did not seem like. I was new to sci-fi, Ender's Game was my first non-fantasy fiction, and I was not at all prepared for some of the concepts and what I felt was expected of me. I've never been able to muster the desire to go back to the series either.",
"The Mormons",
"Why can a person not be a good writer and a homophobe at the same time? I don't think the 2 things are mutually exclusive. ",
"its about a dysfunctional family that bitches about everything with a matriarch that made a really stupid decision when she was younger and is a total bitch because of it for the rest of her life. ",
"That’s awesome!\n\nHow is this book vs Enders Game?",
"Haha my sister waited in line when I was a teenager for Terry to sign a copy of the \"The Fifth Element\" for Christmas. When she passed me it I thanked her, mentioned I was looking forward to starting it that evening and set it down. I was completely oblivious to her hints to open it to see the signature. She still gives me stick about it.",
"I went in the other direction with his books. I followed bean and the \"shadow of the giant\" line. much more my style. ",
"Really? Children of the mind was my low point. ",
"Please take it home. We don't want it near the other books.",
"as a gay guy it makes me glad I didnt pay to read the last few books of his. i'm usually against piracy but the man uses his money to attack people like me.\n\nNot sure how a man who writes a story about the Other and finding acceptance of that which you don't immediately understand can be the exact opposite in his real life.",
"Yea, I couldn't get through the series following Ender as well, made it through the second one (Speaker for the Dead) but couldn't make it through Xenocide.\n\nThat said, the side/spinoff series that focuses around Bean and some of the others feels much more like a real sequel, rather than something that's totally alien. ",
"iirc the plot of the book is largely about a kind of disease.",
"I once offered to give my 10 y/o Twitter account for free to a rare book store just for a Pratchett signature. (their handle was the same as mine, but with a \"_\", which people didn't use to tag them, so I got all of their crap all the time). They refused... odd thing is that I never received any of their retweets again, I think they changed handle...\n\nedit: haha so they did!! I truly would have given it to them for free! There was a catch though: My handle is also close to one 4chan uses to send gay pictures in some weird \"run\" they do. My inbox gets very weird once a year.",
"> he reads orson scott card\n\nDid you also vote for Trump?",
"I have also received autographed copies... of computer text books.",
"ha ha lol ",
"I'd love to hear more. What do you mean?\n\nEdit: FUCK. I just read the article linked below that compares Hitler and Ender. I think there are some differences, but yet another of my favorite works is dying. First Tolkien's thinly-veiled racism, and now Ender is basically Hitler. Ignorance was blissful while it lasted, but I'd rather be knowledgeable than happy.",
"For me, there are only 2 books in that series. The last 2 are just bad, with very few redeeming qualities.",
"Speaker for the dead doesn't get nearly enough love",
"Ender's game is a much different book, more for young adults, where as the sequels are more philosophical. Speaker for the dead is fantastic, and is basically a completely new series. Xenocide is definitely the low point of the series though. ",
"Yeah, I actually just recently read the series in the past year for the first time. The follow-up books are very much different than *Ender's Game*, but it's only because he switched from a story with lots of action to the story he *wanted* to tell initially, which explored religion, intelligence, and empathetic love. Much more intellectual and less story-driven. But I absolutely loved them, so don't let this discourage you if you enjoy sci-fi and were thinking of reading them!",
"it was a real slog to read through. I am not sure it was 100% necessary. ",
"His politics aside, I think it's worth reading the series as a whole. I felt he did a great job of arguing the various \"sides\" of the religious, existential, and philosophical conflicts he explores in the books. I was wary of his biases, but was pleasantly surprised at how he approached it overall.",
"Who the hell sells a SIGNED copy of a book, come on",
"Bathroom book. ",
"...it would be a poor sort of world if one were only able to read authors who expressed points of view that one agreed with entirely. It would be a bland sort of world if we could not spend time with people who thought differently, and who saw the world from a different place.\n\n-Neil Gaiman",
"My brother bought an autographed Titanic movie picture for $20. Kate Winslet, Leonardo DiCaproo, Kathy Bates, Billy Zane, and two other signatures were on it. The guy meant to put it up for $200 but eBay rules said he still had to sell it to my brother.",
"Sure, Card is an asshat but this is reaching to ridiculous levels. There are similarities only when you ignore the more important details or elevate unimportant ones. The genocide in Ender's Game was actually a xenocide. The Formics were not innocent having attacked and destroyed entire human colonies. [Spoiler] Ender was not even aware that he was really killing them, he thought it was a training test. And he spent the rest of his life in guilt and trying to make up for it eventually beginning a new colony of the Formiucs. [/Spoiler] The main point of Ender's Game is that the xenocide was bad and unnecessary. And the actual similarities are fairly common themes in fiction. This is so contrived and projectionist it is laughable.",
"On one hand you got the authors signature. On the other hand you now have Orson Scott Card's signature.",
"Around 50% off the population does.",
"you mean Ender's Game is different from the rest since he wrote it to provide a backstory for the story he really wanted to tell - Speaker of the Dead",
"Best of the series imo. ",
"Correct. In the author's note, he explains how it was initially published as a short story without all of the parts around Ender and his connection to the aliens. Then he was able to flesh that out and re-publish to set the stage for *Speaker*.",
"I've always loved the fact that her name was Rebecca De Mornay for no reason.",
"Just the one chapter from Jane's point of view after Andrew disconnected his jewel was enough to set it apart for me.",
"My husband got me a signed book with my name in it for this last Christmas. It's nice to have a common first name.",
"[8 bit game on the switch in his underpants]\nEveryone on Reddit just got excited that you are our wife.",
"You should perhaps read the whole article.\n\nI was skeptical when I started it, but there are too many parallels - the same family structure, the same narrative, the same _birthday_ ffs!\n\nEnder is _transformed_ by his genocide. He is consistently the _hero_ of the saga.\n\nThe correct answer to the puzzle is, \"Under no circumstance is genocide the answer\" - not, \"Genocide is OK because later you can change your mind and reverse it.\"\n\n",
"Ah, these two are pretty different.\n\nTolkien was no more racist than his average guy at the time. He clearly had a love for the past of England, and yes, a certain fear of the other, but he was in his life a decent person, and treated individuals really well. If you had known him at the time, you'd think he was \"progressive\" by the day's standards.\n\nYou will notice that the ultimate sin in Tolkien's universe is the inability to show mercy.\n\nI still love Tolkien and I urge you not to lose your love of LOTR etc because Tolkien shared some of the undesirable beliefs of his culture at the time.",
"OMG you lucky bastard. Also the Ender/Shadow books are my most favorite stories in the world!",
"Even the ones that aren't actually married?",
"I read the whole article even though it became increasingly ridiculous. \n\nThe theme of the third child is pretty common in stories. Hitler was only a third if you ignore that his original siblings died and his father remarried. No parallels in Ender with how Hitler was treated by his father nor anything else about his upbringing. Just generalizations about being alienated. Common themes.\n\nThe \"pseudo-incestuous\" relationship with his sister is a complete fabrication. The use of such a ridiculous term should illustrate a lot of the bias and sloppy thinking here. He uses this term to suggest that Ender's relationship with his sister was inappropriate without having to actually establish that. I almost stopped reading at this point since it is clear indication of a poor argument. The supposed parallel was that Hitler was amorous with his half-sister's daughter. \n\n>>He is consistently the hero of the saga.\n\nI'm not sure what books you read but he is only considered a hero in the first book and when people thought he saved the human race. Later on he is called Ender the Xenocide and universally reviled. He has to keep his identity secret for most of his life.\n\nI didn't see anything about birthdays but Hitler was 37 when he first fell in love and Ender was 37 when he first married. This is really grasping at straws.\n\nNarrative is easy to generalize in ways that suit your purpose. Ender was not chosen to be an \"exemplary citizen\" he was chosen to be a weapon. Ender didn't \"victim blame\" he spoke the ugly truth about both sides. The eugenics program (which is a common sci-fi theme) was limited to exceptionally intelligent people and designed to produce child geniuses. It had nothing to do with genetic purity or superior race.\n\nMost of the article is spent insisting that there are parallels and damning the story and very little on actually establishing parallels. It seems more to me that the author had a beef with Card's supposed victim blaming than anything else. There are plenty of legitimate arguments to make about the themes of the book. Whether it promotes victim forgiveness or not. And you can say a lot of negative things about Card without my argument but this Hitler comparison is weak.",
"Link to article?",
"The fundamental premise of LotR is that some people are just \"better\" than others, and thus the descendants of Numenor are justified in ruling over \"lesser\" men. Can't get behind that, no matter how interesting the mythology is.",
"http://peachfront.diaryland.com/enderhitlte.html",
"Having read Neuromancer, also not what you're thinking of.\n\nThe cyberpunk aesthetic was at least inspired by Neuromancer, which is considered the first cyberpunk novel, but that's it. In terms of plot influences the ones I know of are *Simulacra and Simulation* and *Ghost in the Shell*. Other than that, it's super influenced by philosophical works. Visuals were inspired by a lot of other things.",
"I've been trying to find mine for the last ten minutes and all I've got is disgusted looks and some lady calling for security. ",
"Reading the neuromancer Wikipedia page doesn't count as reading the novel because it actually is http://neuromancervthematrix.blogspot.com/2009/03/12.html?m=1",
"Reading a blog post about how Neuromancer influenced the plot of the Matrix doesn't count as having read the novel or seen the movie.\n\nBetween reading the physical copy 2-3 times, the kindle version a couple more, and the audiobook version 3-4 times, I'm pretty sure I've read it. And I've read and listened to both sequels.\n\nNeuromancer is about a heist where an AI hires a crew to free it through an intermediary. The main character is a burnt out hacker who can't run any more because he got greedy and stole from his employers who then burned out his nervous system. The muscle on the crew is Molly, who appeared in the third book of the Sprawl trilogy and the short story Johnny Mnemonic (which the Keanu Reeves movie is based on), who is enhanced. This includes sunglass lenses covering her eyes so she has to spit instead of crying because they rerouted her tear ducts to her mouth. The AI is operating through an intermediary whose name escapes me right now, but he went crazy after the last war and loses his control during the heist itself. They're helped by space rastas (quite literally) to get to the station the key to unlock the AI is housed in. While Molly is going through the maze of that mansion, her leg gets injured and she comes across the head of the family having killed one of his daughters (the incestuous nature of the Tessier-Ashpool family involves clones, cryo-freezing, and some other things I've forgotten).\n\nThe Matrix is about a hacker who discovers that the world is not what he thought and that he has been enslaved by the AI. He joins the resistance after having been freed and is told he is the one to rescue humanity. He initially rejects the call until the man who rescued him gets captured and he dies rescuing Morpheus back. Then he comes back to life and reprograms the Matrix to kill the agents.\n\nOther than the main characters being hackers and both occupying the cyberpunk genre, these plots have nothing in common that they don't have in common with just about every other piece of fiction (love interest, for example). Hell, The Matrix has more in common with Count Zero, the second Sprawl Trilogy novel, because at least in Count Zero a character nearly dies, humans serve the AIs (by worshipping them as gods), and another character can even meld with one of the AIs (called Legba) to help with a hack.\n\nOn a more philosophical level, Neuromancer is about the concepts of consciousness and freedom while The Matrix is about the nature of reality and destiny.",
"Jesus christ someone dropped the ball when categorizing. Every one of my “acceptable to good” books that I have ever bought through Amazon or another such service have been dog-eared ex-library copies with loose spines and sometimes even missing dust jackets. Quality from crap to ready-to-recycle.\n\nGood find, bro. ",
"Damn I live a boring Twitter life.",
"They can, but I don’t want to give my money to someone who acknowledged they hate who I am. "
] | 122 |
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Ordered a used copy of Xenocide online. I spent $2 for an "Acceptable to Good Condition" copy. So yeah, I'd say this is an acceptable condition.
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/r/pics/comments/7rf7s6/i_too_have_a_feathery_friend_that_visits_my_22nd/
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[
"Did he bring you a snack?",
"A nice pigeony snack, even de-feathered it for me!",
"How considerate!"
] | 3 |
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I too have a feathery friend that visits my 22nd floor window
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/r/pics/comments/7rf9hn/this_cake_won_first_place/
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[
"Looks beautiful but the taste is like the “Bog of Eternal Stench”.",
"Hoggle from Labyrinth! 🤙🏼👨🏻🍳",
"Looks man handled.",
"Won first place in my heart too.",
"Hoggle! ",
"when does it stop being a cake though? ",
"I'll bet eating it is like eating clay, though.",
"That cake looks a lil old to me...",
"As well it should have.\n\nNow I want to see a video of it getting cut.",
"I know right, fondant.",
"No, Hoggle.",
"Rightfully so.",
"This is grumpiest cake I've ever seen",
"That is amazing!!! ",
"Is there still cake in there? If so, then dibs on the nose!",
"At what point does it stop being \"cake\" and just become \"a sculpture made of fondant?\"",
"When I was really young, my parents could get me to eat basically anything by re-naming it. I absolutely hated meat loaf, until my Mom said to me \"it's meat cake!\" - which, in hindsight, sounds pretty gross, but I heard cake and went to town, no questions asked. Did the same thing with hot dish (aka casserole to the rest of the US).\nThey also got me to pretend like I was a \"big angry giant eating tiny little trees\" so that I'd scarf down my broccoli, and peas were referred to as \"green power balls.\" Anyways, I'm pretty sure at least part of this was relevant to what ever you said.",
"It's HOGGLE~!",
"It reminds me of the babe",
"\"You keep using that word. I do not think it means, what you think it means.\"",
"You win the thread.",
"I would say the majority of the body is cake while the rest of the insides are pipes and rice cereal.",
"Hoggle is Hoggle's friend!",
"But how can we be certain it’s really a cake?",
"If they cut it and it tastes like utter shit, does the prize get revoked?",
"When you eat it. Then it becomes poo.",
"Ahhh the wonderful NEC ",
"There are no original thoughts; I was going to ask the same, except less eloquently I would've said food instead of fondant.",
"It depends if they start ass end. Then it should taste like shit.",
"What flavor is it?",
"What babe?",
"If it is purely judged by how it looks it is a sculpture, if it is by how it tastes as well it becomes a cake.",
"And sometimes pee",
"The babe with the power",
"What power?",
"The power of voodoo",
"Who do?",
"That's horrible... Wait. No it ain't, it's Hoggle."
] | 38 |
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This cake won first place.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfang/our_office_bird_is_a_little_too_tall_to_sit_in_a/
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[
"There's just something in life I wish were that long",
"Sandhill crane? ",
"You got it! Beautiful bird.",
"Has it tried to kill anyone using that door yet?\n",
"It gets curious about the comings and goings, yes. Haha!"
] | 5 |
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Our office bird is a little too tall to sit in a window.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfau6/i_work_on_the_second_floor_of_my_building_check/
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[
"uhh",
"You got a breath out of my nose take your upvote silly wall",
"I will take any upvotes I can get :D",
"yes?",
"What is it",
"my view..... a white wall under fluorescent light...\n\nI work in a windowless, soulless, heartless cubical farm, and am jealous of all these windows I am seeing on Reddit.",
"/u/conlmaggot, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/conlmaggot&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rfau6/i_work_on_the_second_floor_of_my_building_check/?context=10\\))"
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I work on the second floor of my building, check out my friend who visits...
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/r/pics/comments/7rfb4a/a_guy_just_jumped_a_speedbump_and_landed_like/
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[
"Yes, these gigantic speedbump jumps should make our street safer",
"They suck. Speed cameras are better in pretty much every way.\n\nhttp://www.thedrive.com/news/6315/speed-bumps-help-kill-25-000-people-a-year-in-england-health-group-claims\n\nhttp://www.thestate.com/news/local/article13939094.html",
"Yes more enforcement and cameras and taxation are what we need. Surely that will make things safer rather than just fixing the root problems.",
"> Surely that will make things safer\n\nIt does.\n\n> All studies reported a reduction in road traffic collisions and casualties. The reduction in adverse outcomes in the immediate vicinity of camera sites varied considerably across studies, with ranges of 5-69% for collisions, 12-65% for injuries, and 17-71% for deaths at camera sites. \n\n\n[-BMJ Article](http://www.bmj.com/content/330/7487/331?linkType=FULL&ck=nck&resid=330/7487/331&journalCode=bmj) \n\n> rather than just fixing the root problems.\n\nThere are better options but they pretty much all too expensive to get implemented. Better public transportation, under or under road pedestrian paths, etc. all would cost substantially more in tax payer money. I would rather those solutions be implemented, but I'm also realistic. No solution is perfect, but speed cameras are the preferable bandaid until support for better options can gain traction.",
"It's so strange, cars only come flying down my small residential street when the main roads are packed at 5pm and 8am, but not on the weekends... It's almost like the current system doesn't work so well and causes huge amounts of inefficiency."
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A guy just jumped a speedbump and landed like this (My car is red one on left)
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/r/pics/comments/7rfc38/office_bird_returns/
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[
"Mine?",
"Those are some happy looking succulents. ",
"It's beautiful. What's its name? ",
"/u/BradleyMaxx, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/BradleyMaxx&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rfc38/office_bird_returns/?context=10\\))"
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Office bird returns
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/r/pics/comments/7rfgcd/not_the_worst_place_to_enjoy_a_beer_on_a_monday/
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[
"Wait... it’s Thursday night where I’m located",
"Ever hear of time zones?\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n\n/s",
"That's a hell of a beer!",
"Oh right..you must be 3.5 days ahead (84 hour difference)",
"It was a joke. Unfortunately the /s wasn’t even enough to tip you off. ",
"Cool. Thanks for the joke",
"Don’t rub it in",
"Should have ordered a stout.",
"I too enjoy a frosty brew in front off the green screen.",
"Or a Trump-sized hand",
"What a beautiful view, cheers!",
"Not the worst place to enjoy either small hands or a keg of beer on a Monday morning. ",
"Beautiful place. you should drink it quickly or it will be frozen",
"Needs more hawk.",
"I think that's a real pint rather than the fake American pint.",
"That beer looks cloudy, take it back and get one thats clear ",
"Trub does not a bad beer make. Some are meant to have it there",
"I'll have a stoat.",
"Lake Tahoe?",
"Squamish, BC [Gondola ride](https://www.seatoskygondola.com)"
] | 20 |
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Not the worst place to enjoy a beer on a Monday morning!
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/r/pics/comments/7rfgjr/old_school_mcdonalds_styrofoam_packaging/
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[
"Mind blown. ",
"Got a pic of the mc’DLT? Shits cray. ",
"Seems like just the other day. Damn. I feel old.",
"The burger that was in it would probably be just as pristine of condition. ",
"> mc’DLT\n\n[The Squad](https://i.imgur.com/x9V9Lrm.jpg)",
"But arent you 95? ",
"And less harmful to the environment than the current generation.",
"r/nostalgia",
"Did you really save this?",
"GotDAMN. Nice collection. ",
"Did they change this? I haven't been to McDonalds for quite a while..",
"No. It's not mine",
"Not mine though",
"If collecting old McDonald’s styrofoam is cool, consider the Texas-sized floating island of trash in the ocean Miles Davis. "
] | 14 |
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Old School McDonalds styrofoam packaging
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/r/pics/comments/7rfief/its_not_a_bird_pic_butcheck_out_this_picture_of/
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[
"Gosh, this is actually so adorable.",
"It really was. I had my back turned and she called out to me to tell me what she was doing. It was so cute and sweet that I had to take a picture of it. She is a great big sister. ",
"When making sure everyone is having fun is more important than winning. That's character.",
"That is so true! She makes me so proud to be her dad. I’m so lucky.",
"Is that at your house? ",
"not only that but it looks like a living room, who has two Cruis'n USA cabinets in their living room *AND* children?",
"Yea I have an arcade room downstairs. I have a Pump It Up dance game, the Cruis’n USA drivers in the picture (I’ve done a ton of work on them), an Iron Man pinball and an Elvis pinball that I’ve done a ton of mods to and a custom Iron Man/Avengers multicade (MAME). I’ve posted a few pictures of the games on Reddit in different threads. If you go to my posts you’ll see them. ",
"Well, you must be a great parent then!",
"She's got a sweet little soul to be sure. :)",
"A fuckin' cruiser, that's who ",
"Thank you!I’m trying that’s for sure. I work two shifts (65+ hours a week) so my girls can have a fun and safe childhood.",
"Plot twist: She's doing it so she can rub it in forever that she won.",
"Until the other one starts winning, and she stars taking her foot off the pedal to slow her down. ",
"Ha for sure. She’s sweet but not crazy",
"She has the BIGGEST heart. I tell her she’s my little best friend all the time",
"How are they both in the middle of the road?! The moment my boys touch a steering wheel, the car is backwards against the wall.\nMario Cart takes days...",
"Deadwood ride!\n\nalso\n\nCRUUUIIISSSINN CRUISIN THE WOOROORORRLLLD\n",
"ugggghh my 7 year old only recently became able to not completely fuck up every mario cart race.",
"Looks like its in the house, but doesn't have modifications so his children can play? I think some modifications are needed to help the two year old play.",
"It’s actually in the first room to the left when you enter the house next to the den. It’s what used to be the sitting/receiving room I guess that was popular years ago. \n\nMaking a modification for Rylee, my two year old, is genius and a no brainer. Any suggestions? ",
"Only thing I can think of is a booster seat, and some time of peddle extender than can just be attached so other people can play the game. [Example](https://www.amazon.com/Pedal-Extenders-National-Mobility-Products/dp/B01MT66YKJ) I know that's alot of money so just make something similar?\n",
"I think the pedal extenders are right on the money if she has the leg strength to depress the modified pedals down.",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people.",
"Jinx! You and jgvubollig2 posted the same comment at the same time! See their comment [here](https://np.reddit.com/comments/7rjkbm/_/dsy51el).\n\n---\n\nI am a bot who is owed many Cokes."
] | 24 |
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It’s not a bird pic but...Check out this picture of sisterly love. All on her own my seven year old leaned over with her left foot and pressed the gas pedal for her two year old sister so they could race each other.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfkbm/ali_mese_83_carries_a_cat_saved_from_a_fire_by/
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[
"This is heartbreaking. ",
"Damn onions. ",
"If anybody's curious, his wife and son also made it out though 13 of his 14 hens did not. \n\nThere's thankfully a good community of people there trying to help him and his family, so he hopefully won't be homeless for long.",
"Not gonna cry"
] | 5 |
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Ali Mese, 83, carries a cat saved from a fire by firefighters during snowfall, as firefighters try to extinguish the fire broken out at the old man's home after he tried to light a heating stove with gasoline, in Mudurnu district of Bolu, Turkey on January 17, 2018.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfkej/my_brother_says_it_was_just_like_this/
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[
"Well nobodies gonna become a starving artist for nothing ",
"Who's your brother? ",
"A graphic designer with an MFA. ",
"Those lewd orgies are the worst. I like a nice, tasteful orgy."
] | 4 |
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My brother says it was just like this...
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/r/pics/comments/7rflau/come_down_and_play/
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[
"Skydiving on mushrooms must be amazing.",
"Wow, it would be hard to take that fort, may I ask where it is?",
"[Bourtange](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Fort_Bourtange), at the Dutch/German border.",
"Thanks.\n"
] | 4 |
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Come down and play.
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/r/pics/comments/7rflbp/dogs_greet_you_as_you_walk_in_the_door_cats_on/
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[
"It's been a minute and I'm still trying to find a cat. . . . I get the joke, but part of me wants to believe this is like a \"where's waldo\"\n\nEDIT: Found her/him!!!!!! :D",
"So, I see you're either single or in a relationship with a gay nerd.",
"A cat will not jump on you with your arms full of groceries, and knock you down.",
"...jeez"
] | 4 |
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Dogs greet you as you walk in the door. Cats on the other hand...
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/r/pics/comments/7rfm8f/i_see_your_high_rise_birds_i_raise_you_a_high/
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[
"I have never heard of a raccoon scaling a building!",
"Neither has the raccoon, and he looks like he’s only just considering the reality of that!",
"Oh shit! WTF have I done?!",
"He just wants to visit his friend on the 52nd floor.",
"I wonder if the fire department would send a truck out for a raccoon?",
"Tap on the window, watch him swim away.",
"Unless it was somebody’s pet I highly doubt it. That coon is on its own.",
"So pitiful, I need to be rescued I think",
"[SURVIVE](https://imgur.com/gallery/V6p9O) ",
"r/nocontext",
"Don't mind meeee",
"Sly Cooper on a mission.",
"Silly trash panda.",
"That's a throwback for sure :)",
"better send ace ventura!",
"OP what happened to this poor thing?",
"I'm not really sure, my uncle took this picture and sent it to me a year ago. Been waiting for the right opportunity to post",
"Seemed like a good idea when drunk last night.",
"They herded to a lower spot and it eventually fell but only from the second floor or so. Not sure what happened to it after that. -Uncle",
"SAVE THAT LITTLE BOY!",
"come to Toronto - our racoons are something else\n\nhttps://www.cp24.com/news/raccoon-scales-crane-high-above-the-streets-of-toronto-1.2330169\n",
"Great update, thanks uncle",
"What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my culinary class in the Class of 02 at Le Cordon Bleu, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret recipes, and I have over 300 confirmed seasoned dishes. \n\nI am trained in all cuisine types and I’m the top chef in the entire Culinary world. You are nothing to me but just another foodie. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words, just as I am on a mission to wipe eggs off the planet. \n\nYou think you can get away with asking me that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. You don’t know what I have done to eggs and what I plan on doing to eggs, as we speak I am contacting my secret network of chefs across the world and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. You’re fucking dead, kid. I can be anywhere, anytime, just turn on your tv and switch to fucking food network, I’ll add I can cut your steak in over seven hundred different ways, and that’s just with my bare hands.\n\nNot only am I extensively trained in the culinary arts, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the Whole Foods down my street, and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass and all egg products off the face of the continent, you little shit. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue.\n\nBut you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, $13.99 for avocado toast you goddamn idiot. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it.\n\n\nYou’re fucking dead, kiddo you and all the types of egg on the planet. "
] | 23 |
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I see your high rise birds! I raise you a high rise racoon!
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/r/pics/comments/7rfnj2/my_phone_has_started_suggesting_reddit_when_i_get/
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[
"You’ve got it all backwards. Reddit at work so you get paid for it. ",
"Why didn’t I think of that?!",
"/u/JohnCorosi, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/JohnCorosi&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rfnj2/my_phone_has_started_suggesting_reddit_when_i_get/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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My phone has started suggesting reddit when I get home from work
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/r/pics/comments/7rfolu/my_expecting_child_my_front_yard_lake_tahoe/
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[
"Good luck!\n\nCheck out /r/daddit sometime.",
"That’s a nice front yard.",
"Will do!"
] | 3 |
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My expecting child, my front yard. Lake Tahoe.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfozd/because_ive_never_posted_my_art_on_reddit_before/
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[
"Reminds me of Super Jail.",
"Trippy",
"Thanks, that show is weird in lots of great ways.",
"I always describe my art as “Saturday morning graffiti on acid.”, but trippy is much easier to say. ",
"I like ",
"[Fuck yeah, that show is like a drug fever dream](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/ec/a5/94/eca594cc46fb3e8f6c00a0aff1a61288.jpg)",
"Thank you, your like fuels the art machine.",
"Your art machine fuels the likes. "
] | 8 |
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Because I’ve never posted my art on reddit before. Ink and Prisma on paper 2010. Doodle more.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfqiw/are_there_any_light_or_ceiling_experts_if_so_what/
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[
"We call them drop down ceilings at my job ",
"Thx",
"Drop ceiling\nFlorescent lights",
"2x4 Acoustical Ceiling Tiles (ACT) but drop ceilings are an industry standard name",
"You have any clue what type of light fixture that is , ik it's a troffer but I can't find type",
"I’ll see what I can find, I have a few friends who work for GCs, maybe they can get a model ",
"/u/EmillioMelendez, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/EmillioMelendez&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rfqiw/are_there_any_light_or_ceiling_experts_if_so_what/?context=10\\))",
"Thank.you so much"
] | 8 |
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Are there any light or ceiling experts, if so what kind of ceiling and lights fixture are these
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/r/pics/comments/7rfrqw/the_original_tide_challenge/
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"We need to spread the word, All the taste none of the dying.",
"About as useful as o’doul’s",
"But.. natural selection.."
] | 3 |
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The Original Tide Challenge.....
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/r/pics/comments/7rfuxj/looks_like_tide_is_making_vape_sticks_now/
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[
"...in what way?",
"Lol! Looks like they are doing so good in their snack department they decided to branch out! ",
"what?",
"I get it but it’s dumb and not funny"
] | 4 |
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Looks like tide is making vape sticks now...
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/r/pics/comments/7rfw5s/advert_for_chuck_norris_action_jeans_1980s/
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[
"Someone in r/IASIP needs to make a Mac version of this ",
"Please tell me at least a dozen guys with mullets and flannel shirts got the shit kicked out of em in these bad boys",
"You'll never have to say \"Oops I ripped my pants\" again",
"I got a pair of those thinking they would make great riding jeans. Turned out they just looked like you shit your pants in the crotch somehow.",
"And onlt $20, those were the good ol days",
"The quotes around “won’t bind your legs” are what convinced me that they won’t bind my legs. ",
"I remember this ad from Century martial arts supply catalog! He used to be the spokesman. ",
"/u/Pidiut, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Pidiut&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rfw5s/advert_for_chuck_norris_action_jeans_1980s/?context=10\\))"
] | 8 |
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Advert for Chuck Norris Action Jeans, 1980s
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/r/pics/comments/7rfwza/a_530_sunset/
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[
"Turner would approve ",
"This reminds me of r/evilbuildings",
"Haha, I didn't see it as creepy or looming until now!",
"If you turn the photo upside down and then squint and hum to make you vision wobble it looks like you’re a silly silly poo face. ",
"I was just thinking the same thing "
] | 5 |
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A 5:30 sunset.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfxtu/yngwie_malmsteen_fender_strat_making_america/
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[
"Oh, I love this guitar.",
"Scalloped frets, too?",
"Them dang ol frets done got divots tween um.\n\nHow is it to play?\nCongrats. ",
"It's a dream. And the sound is great. The cops have been by four times telling me to turn it down.",
"Yeah! It's sweet.",
"Too cool!\nEnjoy it. \n\nDoes it make you feel you're the greatest player ever? Did it come with sunglasses and 7 Marshall stacks? Have you lost all humility? Hair extensions? \n\nSorry, he's a large target, but he plays a lot better than me :) ",
"I have to admit that yes, I have put on the cool t-shirt and shades while playing it. But now, I'm just trying to stop the cops from coming to my house and telling me to turn it down."
] | 7 |
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Yngwie Malmsteen Fender Strat!!! Making America Great Again. And I see something is already eyeing it.
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/r/pics/comments/7rfybl/i_too_have_a_feathered_friend_who_hangs_out_by_my/
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[
"This guy would come and tap at my window until I come out and sit with him on the diving board. He was seasonally migrating through and hasn't been back this year. If he did come back he might have been pushed out by another heron when I wasn't around (they are territorial about who controls the pool)\n\nOur relationship got so tight that if he got into a territorial fight with another bird I'd come hollering at them and the other bird would gtfo and he would come chill with me.\n\nI've never fed him or anything, but I took him on a tour of the inside of the house twice, which he appreciated and was civil about.",
"TAKE YOUR UPVOTE AND GO",
"Is that who took the picture?"
] | 3 |
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I too have a feathered friend who hangs out by my window
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/r/pics/comments/7rfz3f/had_to_put_our_boxer_down_last_month_at_10_years/
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[
"today apparently",
"Silver lab??? I have a silver lab and he loved that duck toy as a pupper. ",
"he is! so much fuzzier then we thought we would be! little ball of energy hehe",
"Enjoy him! Those big paws and dome heads are the cutest thing I will ever see on a pup. Also the blue eyes they have for awhile are amazing! ",
"yeah my wife was bummed they don't stay blue forever, but they sure do look nice right now!"
] | 5 |
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Had to put our boxer down last month at 10 years old. This is our new family member Ghost. Hes adapting well to our lifestyle!
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http://i.imgur.com/KYeJoOk.jpg
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/r/pics/comments/7rfzaz/benedict_cumberbatch_dressed_as_spike_from_cowboy/
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[
"I don’t think I’ve ever wanted to see something come to fruition so badly.",
"How cumbersome.",
"Why must your do this to my heart. Whelp looks like now i gotta rewatch Cowboy Bepop!",
"I found cowboy bepop to be extremely overrated. ",
"Now I want to see him dressed as Sideshow Bob",
"No, Benedict",
"That theme song though.",
"No mistaking it with that hair. Spike-u!",
"Looks bad Todd",
"Overrated compared to other anime? Or overrated compared to other animated media? Or overrated compared to other film noir style media?\n",
"Yeah but who's gonna play Faye?",
"What do you prefer?",
"What's your thought on Trigun? Outlaw Star? ",
"Goodbot!",
"Personally, I dislike the choice. Imo he lacks that certain haphazard, casual macho thing. ",
"It popped into my mind instantly. So good.",
"interracial porn",
"I would really have to see him move to sell it. He's always so English styled stiff, if he could get the smooth Spike flow down it at least looks natural yet close to the original. ",
"Yeah he just looks goofy lol",
"I... Don't like it at all.",
"Tank!",
"Me, I'd ask Krysten Ritter.",
"The jacket completely threw me off",
"Why? ",
"woof"
] | 25 |
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Benedict Cumberbatch dressed as Spike from Cowboy Bebop
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/r/pics/comments/7rfzgm/it_looks_like_my_daughters_head_is_on_backwards/
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[
"Stupid ikea instructions.. ",
"No kidding..her hands are on backwards, too.",
"Call a priest...you're gonna need an exorcism around midnight.",
"https://i.imgur.com/8gRyVgn.jpg\n\nParty hard, right?",
"Hahaha that's amazing",
"Kids are at least 50% rubber. It's the only way they'll survive to puberty.",
"Lack of fully hardened bones and a ton of still developing cartilage. ",
"I sleep stupid too. My fiancé always fixes my neck in the middle of the night. "
] | 8 |
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It looks like my daughter's head is on backwards. How is this comfortable?
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/r/pics/comments/7rfzq4/a_brave_men_dare_to_dream/
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[
"r/sweatypalms ",
"That should be \"A Brave Man\" not Men. Also, I'm pretty sure that's a woman.",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people."
] | 3 |
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A Brave Men - Dare to Dream
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/r/pics/comments/7rg0a1/obama_style/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"Obama'self",
"I stare at that picture way too long trying to figure out how that was done. "
] | 3 |
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Obama style.
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/r/pics/comments/7rg0dn/nice_shirt_bro/
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[
"Is that young Obama?!",
"Oh yeah!",
"Certainly is",
"Nice bro shirt.."
] | 4 |
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Nice shirt bro..
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/r/pics/comments/7rg1p9/finally_put_that_little_blue_thing_on_my_pixel/
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[
"Fuck I feel stupid now.. Thank you for this.",
"I totally had a Clarity Clarence moment when I realized what to do.",
"Haha yes, trade-offs"
] | 3 |
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Finally put that little blue thing on my Pixel cable to good use
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/r/pics/comments/7rg227/my_grandpa_was_a_beekeeper_and_wore_this_bee/
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[
"He is awesome in his awesomeness. Bees are awesome. Bee beards are awesome, squared.",
"Years before Bee Movie was even made. Some people just live in the future",
"That’s way more than just a beard. It’s a whole bee ensemble.",
"They're literally everywhere except his face.",
"His nick name? Honey Trousers. ",
"Hey! We just found Stings grandpa!",
"He looks buzzed. ",
"beards do that",
"/r/bossfight",
"a short-sleeved crop-top. where was this picture taken?! ",
"Everything's bigger in Texas. This man's balls included. ",
"No, they don't.\n\nBeerds, on the other hand...",
"Minnesota!"
] | 13 |
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My grandpa was a beekeeper and wore this ‘bee beard’ through a parade
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/r/pics/comments/7rg2ch/ebay_image_selling_fishing_lures/
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[
"I think eBay vendor was asking the fish's opinion on the fishing lures",
"You won’t just catch the fish... you’ll have sex with them.",
"[I had sex with all these fish](https://youtu.be/GUO0NFk0-nU)",
"Boy youporn is really going downhill",
"Who caught who?"
] | 5 |
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eBay image selling fishing lures
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/r/pics/comments/7rg2nd/stormy_says_picture_this_donald_trump_chasing_me/
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[
"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"You guys really need your own subreddit",
"Can’t unsee....now this beer is ruined for me. ",
"That's some good beer! ",
"My favorite, and it fucks you up quick.\n\nIt's followed closely by raging bitch, and 90 minute "
] | 5 |
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Stormy says “picture this: Donald trump chasing me around in his tighty whities”
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/r/pics/comments/7rg3r7/i_dont_think_that_book_belongs_in_that_section/
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[
"this had to be placed their for photo.",
"Sadly i didn’t. Found In a kids store too",
"I survived reading having to read that like 5 times in grade school. "
] | 3 |
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I don’t think that book belongs in that section...
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/r/pics/comments/7rg46k/i_took_all_the_feathered_and_not_so_feathered/
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[
"Lookathere! A Round Robin. Neato.",
"I wasn't expecting to be able to zoom in and see the details in each picture. This is awesome. Well done.",
"I nearly scrolled past this. Glad I didn't. Love it!"
] | 3 |
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I took all the feathered and not so feathered friends of reddit and compiled them into a mosaic of one of my favorite feathered friends.
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/r/pics/comments/7rg4un/ill_jump_on_the_office_friend_trend_sorry_its/
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[
"That's a bat. ",
"Careful of vampires! Their a HR nightmare to have to deal with",
"Yep! My coworkers were confused (they thought it was a gigantic grasshopper) then scared. \n\nI thought he was cute. ",
"Odd. I thought HR *were* vampires...",
"Don't shoo it away. I made that mistake at my office and ended up needing rabies shots. ",
"Bats are super cute! They basically remind me of puppies with wings ",
"Yikes! I’m glad you’re doing okay now. \n\nWe just carefully brought our stuff in when we closed the office for the night. ",
"I know, right? So charming. "
] | 8 |
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I’ll jump on the office friend trend. Sorry it’s small; I didn’t want to wake him.
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/r/pics/comments/7rg6nw/one_of_the_amazing_click_forever/
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[
"Great shot! What was this shot on?",
"Ground view of New York City skyscrapers from a busy street intersection. ",
"I'm pretty sure they meant what kind of camera did you use? "
] | 3 |
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One of the Amazing Click Forever
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/r/pics/comments/7rg8jh/welcome_to_australia_where_spiders_eat_spiders/
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[
"Nah this is two different types of spiders",
"Nope eating a nope",
"#strayamate",
"Not convinced of that at all. Also, places where spiders eat spiders are known as *continents.*"
] | 4 |
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Welcome to Australia where spiders eat spiders
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/r/pics/comments/7rg9kk/are_we_still_doing_birds_from_outside_our_windows/
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[
"There's a sidewalk on the 30th floor?",
"He must work on Wall Street.",
"/u/Bonneville865, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Bonneville865&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rg9kk/are_we_still_doing_birds_from_outside_our_windows/?context=10\\))"
] | 3 |
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Are we still doing birds from outside our windows? Here’s my 30th floor friend.
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/r/pics/comments/7rgbrg/so_this_happened_at_my_university_today_look/
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[
"Hahaha, thats priceless.",
"Whoops",
"It’s ok to be white?",
"LU eh lol "
] | 4 |
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So this happened at my University today, look closely
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/r/pics/comments/7rgfjy/i_saw_this_beside_road/
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[
"cronenberg rick and morty!",
"Start the reactor.... Free Mars....",
"Rocky Roooooaaaaad???",
"Santas [in-bred elves](http://www.thepinsta.com/family-guy-elf-tumblr_7qhRooYUouknYoC*q4zAK3vGqoilihRkxIP8RIJcqZE/WpqXEU4Z%7CKZ%7CGTn8Xw3Ur74E4Nmdf**SkjXOn2a9ILuiGr5gs4KgZO4PUTKNC8JLHf%7CKKUqYUio4EYJtWVLpBKXai53tmEvNVlLLr7yMSoE3j2KVItVMNPrYYJgb8OPC/) on Family Guy ",
"[Raise Your Shield Ephialtes!](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eRtemWv_5cc)",
"Looks like my brother Bilo",
"\"Kill gurgle... me gurgle... please gurgle gurgle!!!",
"I got ice age sloth vibes",
"\"Kill me\" ",
"Looks like the creepy crab from Moana",
"Harold?",
"r/bossfights"
] | 13 |
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I saw this beside road
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/r/pics/comments/7rggi9/the_bird_that_visited_me_at_the_office_today/
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[
"The only other acceptable result would have been the deep fryer.",
"I guess he didn't stay long?",
"Yeah but the real question on everyone's mind is... was this on the 10th floor?",
"Are you my old manager. Fo one day he ate 2 whole chickens and 2 family caesar salad packs",
"If animals don't want to be eaten, then why are they made of food?",
" 🤔",
"Vegetarians would say eating meat is fowl",
"Yes",
"https://i.imgur.com/4TSd9G5.jpg",
"Dee went to the tanning booth again? That bitch."
] | 10 |
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The bird that visited me at the office today.
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/r/pics/comments/7rghqx/i_too_have_a_friend_but_she_sits_on_my_hand/
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[
"Your friend has a bird too!",
"Thats a cool friend you got there. Turkey Vulture?",
"Yep!",
"> I too have a friend\n\n\n/r/notmeirl ",
"I didn't even know you could train vultures",
"You'll have to go stand outside on the tenth floor for this to be admissible though!",
"Brb, figuring out how to transport a vulture downtown ",
"wow, so many people have bird friend today. wish I too have",
"Hop on the back of the vulture and let him do the work?",
"Tell your friend I say wuddup.",
"You should cross post this to r/falconry and r/birdsofprey "
] | 11 |
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I too have a friend, but she sits on my hand instead of a window
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/r/pics/comments/7rgjl3/penguins_and_cape_town/
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[
"Fake News",
"Beautiful shot - what peak is that in the distance?",
"Thank you! It’s part of Table Mountain, I believe it’s called Devil’s Peak :)",
"Nice! Were there a ton of penguins out there or is it a pretty small group?",
"These were the only ones I saw out and about when we visited Robben Island, but I think the colony there actually has thousands of penguins!"
] | 5 |
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Penguins and Cape Town
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/r/pics/comments/7rgl7z/looking_for_an_honest_opinion_of_this_picture_i/
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[
"in case anyone wants to see the rest of my work\n\nhttps://unsplash.com/@shotbynick",
"Not a professional photographer, but as a potential consumer.... I like it. And since your a self admitted rookie I would pay tens of dollars for a print at a farmers market. Keep going you have a great eye!",
"thank you i would accept even a tenth of a dollar. ",
"Where are you from? Is there farmers markets? Because honestly if you could afford to have your art framed you could probably make a few dollars in the spring/ summer at farmers markets or an equivalent.",
"Not a professional.\n\nIf I'm being picky, I would prefer to have a bit more open water in the background. I like the focus on the old pier posts, but the top of the picture looks a bit crowded.\n\nIf you want advice, I would suggest posting to /r/AmateurPhotography and ask for feedback.\n\nI do like this pic tho. Really makes me wanna go fishing again. Looks like killer red territory. Keep up the good work :)",
"NY. i know of a farmers market in the city. not sure how to set it up but i could look into it. ive never framed anything.",
"thank you 🙏🏻",
"Not a pro but I usually try to create/find a 'story' in the photo (eg- what are your trying to show us?). I'm not seeing one here. I see some sort of 'leading lines' but it doesn't lead any where significant. And the rule of four thirds would really help to balance what you're trying to show in the photo. Choosing b/w for this photo is smart and moody. Not trying to be too critical, just sharing my opinion/thoughts with you. My friend who is a pro rips into my photos way harder but it made me move up a level in photography and I was very grateful for that. Hope this helps introduce some though processes the next time you shoot. Thank you for posting:) ",
"i appreciate it. im trying to find the hardest criticism possible because i feel it will open my mind to different perspectives. i was trying to set a moody tone with the b/w and i wanted to show i different view of the hudson river in NY which is surrounded by skyscrapers. ",
"I'm originally from California so I know outs it's way off but we had framing stores that would do it for you. Now there is all kinds of internet resources to use for that",
"I see. I would of added the skyscrapers in the photo to show 'more' but that's personnel preference. I totally understand you're trying to 'grow' in photography. Keep shooting and you'll get there eventually with enough critisms. If you have the time, please critique my photo - https://www.reddit.com/r/AmateurPhotography/comments/7rgz1x/need_your_criticisms_of_my_photo_i_feel_its/. Your comments are appreciated. Thanks",
"I would have shot this in portrait to give more depth to it. The posts would have made great leading lines if there was something in the background to draw focus to. It ends up kind of trailing off the screen, you know?\n\nAlso, I feel like it's a tiny bit under exposed, but I feel like I'm just being picky at this point lol",
"I like it, but that single large post being smack bang in the middle of the picture plane is distracting. It doesnt allow your eye to wander.",
"100% This. Use the rule of thirds to create a more dynamic photo. The log in the center does nothing but draw attention away from the rest of the photo. Another issue is balance. Objects in picture have a weight to them. This photo is top heavy, all the objects are up high in the background while the foreground is empty. This has a slight unsettling effect on the viewer.\n https://i.imgur.com/sViVPwl.jpg A quick crop to show how I would have the photo. We naturaly read left to right. The eye follows a diagonal line. From top left to middle right then bounces to the main focus bottom right. Its a natural adventure for the eyes. Its not jaring and it allows the viewer to see the full photo. Edit: people are also commenting their tips so look their.\nEdit edit, fix typos. On my phone. Also add not photographer but an artist.",
"ahhh thats way better!",
"i think i was trying to hide the background to focus on the posts but i see what you mean. yea it is under exposed unfortunately i do that a lot.",
"thank you i appreciate your critique.",
"If the posts were your focus, I think there should be less of them in the shot. Kinda feels overwhelming you know?\n\nHaha it's cool we all do.\n\nI do like the rigidity of the water though. How did you get that effect? ",
"honestly this is an old pic but i played around with the effects and i guess it produced the rigidness. ",
"Hmm. Maybe check it in the application, that would be cool to know because the water looks almost solid"
] | 20 |
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looking for an honest opinion of this picture i took. i love photography and wanted to know what professional photographers think of my work. Im an amateur.
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/r/pics/comments/7rglql/my_4_year_old_daughters_first_paintings_looks/
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[
"Did she use a color changing crayon? Where can I buy one?",
"Yes she did. We are based in Europe so I guess you don't have the same shops. ",
"Hmm...they're probably around here too, but I also never buy crayons so I wouldn't know\n\nBe sure to tell her some stranger likes her artwork and to keep drawing :)",
"You can make your own by melting regular crayon into a silicone mold.",
"That's actually a pretty standard step in the evolution of kids' drawings of people :)\n\n[Here is an interesting article on how childrens' drawings are more sophisticated than we often realize](https://www.theatlantic.com/education/archive/2017/10/the-hidden-meaning-of-kids-shapes-and-scribbles/543873/?utm_source=atlfb)",
"That sounds difficult since I don't have a mold or silicone lying around to make a mold out of. I'd never pass kindergarten nowadays"
] | 6 |
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My 4 year old daughters first paintings. Looks funny 😅
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/r/pics/comments/7rgly6/i_used_to_have_a_tenth_floor_friend/
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[
"\nF",
"Your friend had too much makeup on",
">Opens up TinEye \n\nNo you didn't, you don't have any friends",
"Did anyone else think this was a spider web",
"Awwww..... ",
"Doesn't look like a 10th floor window.",
"https://i.imgur.com/FBIMM0f.png",
"Do you like lamps too? ",
"Then that bitch took a quarter mile of the 7th floor crew!!",
"Poor bird was trying to wash your window.",
"That bird obviously never watched a Windex commercial."
] | 11 |
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I used to have a tenth floor friend...
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/r/pics/comments/7rgmg7/i_work_on_the_111th_floor_and_had_a_bird_visit_my/
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[
"LOL I think that's falling rather than flying....have a look out the window and see if you can see a small yellow mess on the street",
"100% legit",
"High effort Broke Back",
"Fake. XD",
"Can we count this as the end of this bird on window thing? ",
"/u/Roguecop, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must convey accurate information. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Roguecop&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rgmg7/i_work_on_the_111th_floor_and_had_a_bird_visit_my/?context=10\\))"
] | 6 |
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I work on the 111th floor and had a bird visit my office window today but it flew off just as i snapped a photo...
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/r/pics/comments/7rgmp7/i_drew_mahhhhvv_from_home_alone_one_of_my/
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[
"Retro games on which platform? I love playing old GBA games and would be interested if you have those on your channel!",
"I do mainly old Nintendo reviews (nes and snes) along with sega genesis as well. ",
"http://www.earthclassmail.com are scamming people."
] | 3 |
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I drew MAHhhhVv from home alone. One of my favorite movies scenes ever! Also if anyone is into retro games by any chance, swing by my YouTube channel “dirt467” I do some little reviews and such.
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/r/pics/comments/7rgpte/calcium_oxalate_stone_removed_from_the_urinary/
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[
"Oh. Oh no....",
"Sweet baby jebus, no",
"So vicious.",
"I mean, my stones were the size of grains of sand and I wanted to die...this fucking guy....is this from a corpse?!",
"So that's where my everlasting gobstopper wound up!",
"Is there any other kind of bladder in the human body? Also...DAMN",
"...of a whale.\n\nYou fucking say it right now:\n\nurinary bladder OF A WHALE.\n\nSay it! Say it now you fucking monster.\n\n\n(Yes I've had stones. No I don't want to talk about it.)",
"I made a poop like that piece of coral reef once. ",
"Gall Bladder?",
"Looks like something a crew member of the Flying Dutchman would piss out.",
"ohhhhh hot hot hot hot hot HOTTTTTT",
"Aren't these the things that rupture car tires for that smooth getaway?",
"...of a Badger.",
"Stephan King book to soon follow. Be afraid. Very afraid. ",
"Looks like it might hatch into a few hundred baby *somethings*",
"Ouch\n",
"That is a sea urchin hth.",
"> my stones were the size of grains of sand\n\nI've had 43 attacks to date. My last stone was 6mm in diameter and 11mm long. Doc said it looked like a little banana.\n\n$64,000 to have that little bastard removed."
] | 18 |
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“Calcium Oxalate” stone removed from the urinary bladder
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/r/pics/comments/7rgqtx/i_too_have_a_12th_floor_friend/
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[
"That pervert self molests himself to me on the 11th floor. Just look at that smug look of satisfaction !",
"Is he using you bird friend to clean the window?",
"What did you name him?",
"All you guys got friends on different levels and my only friends are in my head. 😟"
] | 4 |
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I too have a 12th floor friend
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/r/pics/comments/7rgr3l/i_took_this_picture_with_my_mavic_pro_in_a_utah/
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[
"Sup' Turn",
"But why. ",
"I’m still waiting for the day when I see professional drifters here... ",
"I’m still trying to figure that out myself 😉",
"F&F Tokyo Drift",
"Ditch the parking garages and now onto the canyons. As long as they let me be the drone guy filming, I’m down 🤘",
"That turn turns me on, I'd give it the D.",
"Nice shot dude. ",
"It's beautiful. I'd frame it.",
"Put this on ft86 lmao ",
"Drive the S turn in a T top.",
"..the **D**rift",
"I wonder why. Thinking.",
"That turn makes me feel like burninating the villagers.",
"This is like symbian game K-Rally by Infinite Dreams.",
"Is that near Boulder?",
"Looks like it's a steep drop in elevation (?)",
"Nah, this is in Big Cottonwood Canyon near Salt Lake City. ",
"Decent drop, for sure. ",
"😂😂😂",
"🙌🙌🙌 nice clarification here 😉",
"Thank you! ",
"Holla! That’s a great idea. ",
"Now that’d be a story to tell the grandkids one day 🤘",
"Took me awhile to figure it out too 😉",
"I’ll have to check that out. ",
"To help the grade of the road be not so steep. If they were to have just shot on through, the road would probably have dipped to the point of being too steep and unsafe. Things like this are done for trains as well, with much longer loops for a shallower grade.",
"No, I understand how the landscape works, it just didn’t look so obvious from the picture. ",
"There's about a 40' drop from the right side to the left, it's been my favorite turn in Utah for a long while...almost dropped my motorcycle at the inflection point, strapped my ski equipment and went up the canyon mid winter!",
"if you have extra prints, i'd love to own one."
] | 29 |
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I took this picture with my Mavic Pro in a Utah canyon. It’s called the “S-Turn.”
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/r/pics/comments/7rgrib/walker_baby_eats_brains/
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[
"Aww what a cute little 'monster'. She must have fun parents :)",
"That would be embarrassing if a zombie baby got you in the apocalypse. ",
"VERY fun parents :)",
"definitely",
"Is she your child? She's adorable",
"she is not my child but kind of like an adopted \"niece\" :) thank you!"
] | 6 |
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"Walker" baby eats brains
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/r/pics/comments/7rgtn9/all_of_you_have_office_hawks_well_i_have_a_car/
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[
"Is it eating breakfast though?",
"I love your chicken!",
"Bok-bok."
] | 3 |
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All of you have office hawks, well I have a car chicken!
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/r/pics/comments/7rgvpo/i_know_its_not_taco_tuesday_but_i_couldnt_help/
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[
"Man what I would give to eat all of those tacos😩",
"Im not sure how I feel about those tacos being preloaded with meat before anyone is there to eat them... like the tortillas will get soggy and then I have to eat it, i want to make mine own from step one, the heating of said tortilla before the meat sits in it for anywhere between 15 and 25 minutes ",
"Thanks for taco day in office tho",
"What's up with that log?",
"Nom nom nom...",
"Ugh...never let the whites organize taco day smh",
"/r/WeWantPlates "
] | 7 |
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I know it's not taco Tuesday but I couldn't help myself
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/r/pics/comments/7rgwmv/this_little_guy_visits_me_every_day_on_the_34th/
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[
"How’d he get up there? What a little rascal. ",
"I think they scurry up the gutters! They're known climbers around here!\n",
"If you feed her, she might might make a nest on your window ledge. It would be so cute to watch the little ones hatch and grow",
"You and rh-ino it’s not worth it. Don’t jump brother ",
"It's just hiding from poachers. This is the last place they'll look.",
"We had so many we had to install rhino guards in our gutters -The rooftop mimics the desert landscape, so they are really well adapted. ",
"/u/Deerinh2o, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must directly relate to the event in the picture. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/Deerinh2o&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rgwmv/this_little_guy_visits_me_every_day_on_the_34th/?context=10\\))"
] | 7 |
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This little guy visits me every day on the 34th floor!
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/r/pics/comments/7rgwtb/playing_a_game_of_my_childhood_on_the_ps3/
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[
"Buster Bros.",
"Pang!\n\nDope game, used to love playing this in the arcades.",
"I completely forgot about this game I remember playing it so much back in the day",
"/u/erny83pd, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/erny83pd&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rgwtb/playing_a_game_of_my_childhood_on_the_ps3/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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Playing a game of my childhood on the PS3
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/r/pics/comments/7rgxo0/yeah_well_make_it_fit/
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[
"Do you know where this is?",
"Looks like a regulation court to me, but I've been drinkin' a bit",
"Dubrovnik, Croatia",
"I didn't see this! This is awesome. Be a pain if the ball went over the end fence tho "
] | 4 |
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Yeah, we'll make it fit....
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/r/pics/comments/7rgxtp/basics_of_psychology/
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[
"Keep crying. ",
"Sorry, no one speaks Nazi.",
"Fuck both of you guys. Change doesn't happen through diversion ",
"/u/joshua_3, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/joshua_3&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7rgxtp/basics_of_psychology/?context=10\\))"
] | 4 |
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Basics of psychology.
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/r/pics/comments/7rgy55/somebody_help_me/
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[
"Many lols.",
"Catnip deal gone bad. ",
"Tell me were the dog base is Mr Woof. \n-Your threats mean nothing to me sir Kitten, i'd rather die than telling you something. Sooner or later the blade will rest on your throat and you bleed out slowly and die. Dogs will never loose!",
"the dog is a good actor. lol",
"Sniff and you're hotdog",
"\"Did you eat my fucking ball of yarn again?\"\nCat probably"
] | 6 |
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somebody help me
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/r/pics/comments/7rgygj/crazy_morning_sky/
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[
"That looks like it would be unsettling in person. ",
"Did someone divide by zero?",
"I thought it was an incoming tsunami at first",
"r/woahdude",
"And everyone thought the Hawaii nuke text alert was scary as fuck.",
"It's an ominous day... today is memo day.",
"It's actually pretty, i experienced this once at sunset while trekking in the mountains, everything around you has a shade of purple and is extremely easy on the eyes.",
"Where was this at? Beautiful",
"“Time to get up for another lovely... NOPE!”",
"Does someone know how this is called? I experienced something like this before. It was beautiful - but when it hit, it came with extreme winds. We where sailing and saw the weather change luckily early enough, so we had everything secured in the harbour.\nNot far away a big cruise ship went loose at this event. You can see it here: https://youtu.be/mnBnOny5ucg?t=120",
"This is either a shelf cloud or a roll cloud. Shelf clouds are the low hanging clouds at the front of storms caused by the storm pushing warm air down and out. The warm air then rises when it hits the cold air and flows back into the storm pulling the clouds up and back with it. If the air flow is strong enough you get roll clouds where the air flowing up and back rolls the cloud into a circle shape. I think that’s what this is here. "
] | 11 |
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Crazy morning sky
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/r/pics/comments/7rgyyk/this_filthy_animal_got_stuck_in_my_window/
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[
"Why filthy? Nothing in nature is filthy; only humans are and their perception of what is.",
"Hes covered in actual germs that make people sick because he eats garbage.... What the actual fuck are you even talking about you filthy hippie.. How about shit that is pretty filthy. Words mean things ",
"so you're in a good mood this morning, nice to know.\nps, chill out"
] | 3 |
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This filthy animal got stuck in my window.
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/r/pics/comments/7rgzcv/with_all_of_these_birds_in_windows_this_is_my_view/
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[
"I’m no ornithologist, but is that a Turdus migratorius?",
"And I see Godzilla is destroying the city in the distance",
"I think the proper term is Bird Lawyer",
"Seeing this made me sad you don't have a bird buddy, which then gave me the idea for a sub name for these recent bird posts - r/BirdBuddies\n\nI haven't checked if one of the other posts has spawned a sub name yet. I'm curious to check if the one I posted is a thing\n\nEdit: mine says I can't view the community",
"Made me go back to see if I missed some good photoshop. At least his twitter feed is free. Cost of maintenance is low.",
"That's because the sub is only for birds 🐦",
"This is in Denmark; we have had problems with Godzilla for quite a while now.",
"Hope you get some bird buddies :)",
"Thank you :)",
"I don't know, I saw a condescending [Scrappy doo](https://images-na.ssl-images-amazon.com/images/I/513r3P01hyL._SY679_.jpg).",
"Peck all the boxes without birdseed to prove you are not a human",
"I don't even get a window. I am sad.",
"Has the price of prostitutes gone down? Your whores are some of the finest and cleanest in the world, but no longer are they a good value.",
"But this bird isn't waiting around. It seems a bit flat.",
"You shouldn't have flicked peas at the Prison governor during mealtime then should you, and you wouldn't be in solitary.\n",
"Is not photoshop it is just the reflection of some people",
"r/windowbirds",
"Eyy, there it is! Subscribed"
] | 18 |
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With all of these birds in windows. This is my view.
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/r/pics/comments/7rgzu9/like_clock_work_all_week_this_lazy_guy_is_always/
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[
"That Bird is the word?",
"I get jokes ",
"u/schwiftyget s jokes",
"I like money. ",
"Uhhhm, it looks dead...",
"The post? ",
"Not dead, no ants. Has to be alive and just napping ",
"but it has no shoes, it must be dead",
"Is bird okay?",
"Sorry, bird no more.",
"...Should we tell him?",
"No, it's merely pining for the Fjords."
] | 12 |
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Like clock work all week this lazy guy is always sleeping by the bench where I take my lunch break.
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/r/pics/comments/7rh4df/beach_fighting/
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[
"!dreambot6",
"Love the energy here",
"Thank the lord something of actual quality that isnt a fucking bird",
"I know fapping was pretty hard for awhile.",
"That shadow is the Monster energy link logo. Btw.",
"Anybody else see the girls foot turned 180 degrees for a second? ",
"Yes. I had to zoom in to double check as well as look at the shadow. ",
"From the knee down her whole left leg is weirding me out.",
"Dead or Alive beach volleyball did this first, but this is still great too.",
"What is wrong with her foot/????",
"Of course it was with that attitude",
"I think she broke her leg",
"The new Senran Kagura game looks amazing",
"Flapping or fapping, limited choices in any event.",
"What they don't tell you is that it's shot in reverse! The girl on the right ended the scene firmly planted on the foot of the girl on the left. That's why you don't see too many of these photos that aren't photoshopped.",
"Left. Right.",
"Lovelies at the beach. Bless them",
"SKRAW SPEAK FOR YOURSELF, MY CLOACA HAS BEEN QUITE ENGORGED AS OF LATE KRAKAAAAWWW",
"Nah. The girl-on-the-right's hair wouldn't be up the way it is if she'd jump forward, it'd be behind her head. ",
"It's actually just a trick of the camera and lots of hair spray.",
"and you know what betrays the image? what obviously gives away that she has just jumped up from a standing position (other than the obvious that its clearly intended to be a joke/fake)?\n\n\nsomething everyone seems to miss, including famous cases where people tried to obviously fake poltergiest activity and levitation with photos (enfield poltergeist)\n\nIt's the hair! \n\nlong hair betrays your previous position.\n\nthanks newton",
"Wrong. In the UK those girls are called birds.",
"You sound like you know exactly what you're talking about ",
"Zoom and check the shadow, its actually fine, but i totally freaked for a second yoo.",
"bad posture on the kicking girl: her weight should be forward, not backward"
] | 25 |
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Beach Fighting
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