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/r/pics/comments/7seqv0/trumps_birthday_invitation_from_1993/
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"This is fantasy",
"To be honest, that is the kind of invitation I imagine a billionaire would have for a 1990s party. ",
"So, turns out this guy *has always been a huge asshole.* I know, I know, calm down everyone we are all very surprised.",
"You certainly can't buy good taste.",
"What a douche...",
"Always trying to pretend what you're not, eh donny?",
"The thing with this invitation is, if it was anyone else it would be funny and ironic. With Trump, you know he’s serious.",
"Or a pretend billionaire.",
"I just threw up a little in my mouth.",
"This is what he enjoys. Why doesn't he just go back to his old life?",
"HOW DARE A PERSON SEND OUT A **BIRTHDAY** INVITATION. My god! won't he think of the **CHILDREN**?",
"HOW DARE A PERSON SEND OUT A **BIRTHDAY** INVITATION. My god! won't he think of the **CHILDREN**?"
] | 14 |
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Trump's birthday invitation from 1993
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/r/pics/comments/7serqk/taco_bell_in_the_90s/
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[
"Flippin hell",
"Looks like the one in Estes Park, Colorado. Still the same today. ",
"I remember this...and it was awesome. \n\nUsed to go there, get a whole bunch of food for $5 and then sit down and play Magic The Gathering for 2 hours.",
"There’s a Taco Bell like this in my town still.",
"Goes to /r/nostalgia ✅",
"Can you please share a pic here next chance you get? ",
"It's beautiful",
"Yes, and those games with the water where you tried to drop the coin onto the ledge to win free stuff those were still around back then. ",
"Is this Tacobell on Northern Blvd ? ",
"Oh hell yeah! So many memories.",
"And here’s a Taco Bell stuck in the 80’s https://www.reddit.com/r/tacobell/comments/5mhlf1/a_local_taco_bell_stuck_in_the_late_80s/?st=JCRTCW9O&sh=83a74d85",
"No",
"This is how the new taco bell in my town was built. I remember what it looked like in the 90's and this is not it.",
"That's why they survived the Restaurant Wars.",
"Psh. No automated trash cans? This must be before awesome arrived. ",
"Glorious. ",
"Negative",
"Yeah, ours looked just like this up until a few months ago.",
"Truly, they were as giants...",
"Taco Bell in 2018 in East Harlem",
"Aberdeen SD had these last time I was there.",
"Saved by the Taco Bell.",
"I worked at Taco Bell just like this in high school, 99 or 2000. Some meth head tried to steal that thing. He ate shit immediately then bolted. What a fucking mess to clean up. Good times. Completely forgot about that until you reminded me of the simpler times!",
"Creepy. One I’m talking about is in SD too.",
"Looks like the hangout from Saved by the Bell.",
"There's still quite a few that have not been updated actually. ",
"Am I the only person that noticed the table on the bottom right should be rotated to the left 90 degrees.",
"High Five SD Bro!",
"The only thing that makes that not look like Wendy’s in the menu.",
"Negatory. ",
"Ixnay",
"Noooooooooooooooooooooooooo",
"Who ever designed this got their inspiration from the Saved by the Bell opening credits.",
"Ate at one in Stockton California a couple weeks ago that looked exactly like this one. Took half an hour to get two beans burritos because the drive through accepted a fake $20 right before we ordered.",
"This is shopped. You can tell because there's no human feces on the bench. /",
"There is one just like this in Bethany, MO",
"I must have never gone inside a taco bell in the 90's.",
"that was my thought",
"God I miss 59¢ tacos and burritos. Extra 10¢ if you want sour cream. Come on! What happened to you? You've changed. Your not the same person I fell in love with. ",
"Did he bring his own shit or was it served?",
"The Max",
"This was pre-quesadilla Taco Bell, you know it was served. ",
"Be well.",
"Oh my god. I completely forgot those had existed! They were *Everywhere for a long time.* Lots of tacobells had them and many family restaurants had them near the front.\n\nFuck I feel old.",
"I'm not sure if they all were designed this way, but there was one at a Burger King and my friend was messing with the turn-rod that had multiple ledges on it and discovered you could completely lift the rod straight up until the ledges were almost directly underneath the coin slot.\n\nJust wait for the front to be vacated while you wait for your order and lift, place, drop.",
"One of the taco bell's here in my town kept up with this look until about 2 years ago! They were attached to a gas station and FINALLY renovated along with the station lol",
"The table on the right was installed 180 degrees out of rotation.",
"I haven't actually been inside a Taco Bell in about 10 years, do they not look like that any more?",
"I keep thinking it's so weird how they suddenly discovered geometric shapes in the 90's",
"I just had the most vivid memory of sitting in one of those looking across the room into a large mirror and seeing child me with pink sparkle cowboy boots and the original gameboy playing Pokemon. So thanks for that",
"Last I knew the Taco Bell in Chicopee, MA was still this.",
"In Stockton the person giving a fake bill was driving a stolen car too. ",
"[Taco Bell present day.](https://i.redd.it/2yn6tnj4wtb01.jpg)",
"Holy crap!! So much nostalgia! My Taco Bell looked IDENTICAL to this. ",
"A TB near my work still had that as of like 7-8 years ago. I rarely eat there but I always tossed in a coin to try to win.",
"One of my local TB still has this. ",
"I was in one not too long ago that still looked like this.",
"I worked there for an hour. ",
"Saved By The (taco) Bell",
"Our taco bell looked exactly like this until at least 2006. I miss it!",
"Taco Bell in Hayward looked like this for hella long",
"Looks kinda like an IgG",
"I miss the old taco bells from the late 70 to early 80's when they had huge fire pits outside.",
"Now all restaurants are Taco Bell.",
"You're lying. ",
"Looks more like a Grandy’s",
"Or Pizza Hut depending on where you saw the movie ",
"nope, they had large outdoor natural gas fire pits. in fact you can still see some of the old TB's that have them that have since been sold.",
"Saved by the bell into student bodies was the best tv transition of it's day",
"That's amazing. I wish they had those again!"
] | 70 |
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Taco bell in the 90s
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/r/pics/comments/7sew2i/american_teens_tour_auschwitz_using_headset_tour/
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[
"I believe they are actually in a gas chamber here. I think those are scratch marks on the wall in the back",
"Where’s the tell tale “Prussian blue” stain of cyanide on the walls? Probably not gas chamber. ",
"One place everybody needs to go, one day i will walk through that place where my grandfather helped it being liberated."
] | 3 |
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American Teens Tour Auschwitz Using Headset Tour Guide (re-submission with clarification in title)
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/r/pics/comments/7sexus/writers_from_shhole_countries/
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"The Kite Runner was such a heartbreaking book.",
"And was cover-to-cover an illustration of how shit-hole-ey Afghanistan is...\n\nNot unlike Malala's story either, TBH.",
"People should prove him wrong and move to these countries, show him how great it is. ",
"Lol. Sure. Go and please do not forget to share the experience.",
"Is Finland a shithole?",
"My favorite part about the \"shithole\" comment is that the U.S. is a shithole itself. Not all of it mind you, but every country has nice areas for the ruling class to live in.",
"Funny how most of these authors have left their \"shithole\" countries and moved to the west.",
"tl;dr People from shithole countries write books about their shithole experience, just to come to the US for democracy, freedom, and the lucrative income from book sales which are impossible in said shitholes.",
"How many is that? Like 8? I fail to see a point here.",
"How much do middle class Haitians earn?",
"Yep - each one of these people tells you in these books right here what a shithole these places are. Who does it help to pretend these places are not shitholes. Certainly not the people that live there.",
"People need to understand the difference between shitheads and shitholes..those are shithole countries but that does not make the people shitheads",
"How about \"A Long Way Gone\"? ",
"[I'm not saying some countries are shit holes. . . but sometime it true. You can hate the truth if you want, but it doesn't make it any less true.](http://www.malawivoice.com/blantyre-moving-to-end-open-defecation/comment-page-1/)\n\n\n[The Truth will not be denied](https://lookism.net/Thread-LOL-India-is-a-literal-SHITHOLE-Indians-lack-any-civil-sense-whatsoever)",
"who claims that?",
"What's a middle class? Never seen one.",
"Strange, I see no American authors."
] | 17 |
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Writers From Sh**hole Countries
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/r/pics/comments/7sezcp/when_i_bought_this_house_2_months_agothis_guy/
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"That's sad :(",
"Solve the problem - invite a cat into your life and get him a friend.",
"get a nice big dog for him to be friends with",
"OK, I just talked to my neighbors.... this is not their cat.... I showed them these pictures, and..... yes, this is the cat that used to live here",
"Saw your post that got removed and don’t they are the ones who are wrong. Who the fuck stands to wipe there ass?",
"Did a new one, its rising.... get your comment in there.."
] | 4 |
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When i bought this house 2 months ago,this guy lost his friend. Now hes starting to show up for 10 min at a time when i get home from work,calling for him.
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/r/pics/comments/7sf1pw/found_this_gem_in_the_bathroom/
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[
"4 out of 5 should get a more stirring write-up.",
"4 our of 5 should get a more stirring wipe-up.",
"Marker looks pretty fresh to me",
"The stars are in quotes, but the quote is not. You had my curiosity, but now you have my attention. ",
"How do you know it's marker huh?",
"***** Drop it like it's hot . \n**** Don't stop 'til you get enough . \n*** Good vibrations . \n** Hello, is it me you're looking for . \n* I will survive",
"Maybe the stars are the quote and the quote is the stars...hmmm...",
"Because of the way it is",
"Looks like this is one of the more poopular stalls. ",
"Stop referring to everything as a \"gem\". ",
"Something about this handwriting/font is oddly satisfying.",
"This is the only place where you could leave that review",
"If you want satisfying writing check out /r/penmanshipporn"
] | 14 |
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Found this gem in the bathroom
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/r/pics/comments/7sf1z5/i_hope_they_get_a_ticket_for_each_spot_they_took/
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"I actually witnessed someone being towed for this infraction at my local grocery the other day. It's going to cost the owner a coiuple hundred bucks to get his car back. Should be more of that. And maybe the tow truck will scratch hell out of the vehicle, which would be poetic justice.",
"A little bit of snow on the lot and people can’t figure out proper parking...",
"This is actually at University of Omaha, Nebraska, which is a college known for selling more parking passes than they have spots for. It gets frustrating because sometimes you cant find a spot, and people doing this makes it annoying. I dont think it will get towed, but I hope karma hits back hard.",
"This person must be stupid then if they can't figure how to park properly with little snow. You can also tell they did it on purpose by the snow tracks. ",
"Around here, \"UNO\" means University of New Orleans, but I'm guessing this is Omaha.",
"Ding ding ding! ",
"hmm, what are the chances they got their as one of the first cars and due to the snow on the ground, had no idea where the lines were. there are no tracks heading directly to the jeep so I would imagine its been there for awhile.\n\nshame on them for not being able to see through snow.. /s"
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I hope they get a ticket for each spot they took
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/r/pics/comments/7sf3kt/cocktus/
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"What a prick.",
"Erectus plant is good for everyone.",
"Jaw breaker."
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Cocktus
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/r/pics/comments/7sf4c0/realistic_ed_edd_n_eddy_by_miguel_vasquez/
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"[Imgur Album](https://imgur.com/a/oq3RK)\n\n[Source](https://twitter.com/Itsmiketheboxer/status/955152086244630528).",
"Why are these realistic cartoon characters always nightmare fuel?",
"It's fine, I needed a new subject for my night terrors. ",
"I don't think you understand what \"realistic\" means. ",
"It's the artist's style.",
"I'm extrapolating from the wording of the source, but maybe putting it in quotes would've made the irony more apparent.",
"I mean like, whenever anyone does a realistic rendering of a cartoon character it's always nightmare fuel. I guess it's just because the cartoon characters tend to be fucked up looking, but we don't notice it too much because of the art style.",
"That's pretty good work and all but for some reason it just doesn't give me the sense that it's a representation of Ed, Edd n Eddy. I feel like the artist tried too hard to make them disturbing and wound up with their evil universe twins or something. ",
"[Sometimes people do it wholesome](https://www.reddit.com/r/alternativeart/comments/3a12h6/lilo_and_stitch/).",
"I remember seeing that. That's cool/adorable. But to be fair she wasn't fucked up looking in the cartoon like [Homer](http://www.cartoonbrew.com/wp-content/uploads/realhomer.jpg) and [Stewie](https://i.pinimg.com/474x/f2/96/83/f29683fca7a87d0bb7104bbbdf6c008d--realistic-drawings-drawings-of.jpg) are.",
"\"Realistic\"\n\nNightmare Fuel",
"This is what nightmares are made of. ",
"Damn, I loved this show growing up. ",
"Trailer park boys is the real realistic EEandE",
"The realistic [Farsworth from Futurama](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/TStUjbIxcy8/maxresdefault.jpg) does not look too nightmarish. [Here is a video of them making it.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TStUjbIxcy8)",
"Where the jaw breakers made of crack or something?",
"I liked [South Park's](http://4.images.southparkstudios.com/blogs/southparkstudios.com/files/2014/08/0913-sketch1.jpg?quality=0.8) take on realistic portrayal of their characters. Not horrific or grotesque at all. ",
"You’re wrong, that is exactly too nightmarish lol. "
] | 18 |
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Realistic Ed Edd n Eddy by Miguel Vasquez
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/r/pics/comments/7sf5be/2_lane_exit_ramp_in_minneapolis_yesterday_at_2pm/
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[
"That's why they are called Limited Egress highways. lol",
"And yall say we cant drive in the south.",
"Ya dude it was as if no one expected the biggest storm in 8 years. People driving like they have never seen snow and abandoning their cars in the side of the road. Not quite post apocalyptic."
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2 lane exit ramp in Minneapolis yesterday at 2pm.
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/r/pics/comments/7sf7mh/snow_wave_after_yesterdays_storm/
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"I was too far north to experience all of that snow. \nLet me guess. 10+ inches of snow, still have school today for the children? Lol",
"Based on what I cleared from the driveway, which is on the leeward side of the house (so no drifts), we got a healthy 14\" yesterday. \n\nThe districts around us including ours waited until about 7:50am today to call off school. Everybody else around the metro had cancelled last night.",
"Twin cities? I heard they were starting to get rain too...gross.",
"Yeah, never saw any rain here. That really would've sucked.",
"Very good news."
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Snow wave after yesterday's storm.
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/r/pics/comments/7sf9qo/a_semitruck_driver_us_army_veteran_bradley/
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"Truck drivers are highly aware of the road both ahead and behind them thanks to advanced technology called CB radios",
"Pulling over for a funeral processions is a common practice in the south. In some jurisdictions you can even be cited for trying to pass one.",
"Brad is still sitting there, four hours later just trying to get back into the slow lane so he can deliver his shipment of supplies. ",
"I recently thought proud to be American went \"and I stand up next to you and next to you I stand\" so I would say we are both pretty patriotic. ",
"Anyone seeking more info might also check here:\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Army veteran pulled his semi truck over to the shoulder of I-70, got out of his cab and placed a hand over his heart as a fellow veteran's funeral procession passed](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7p94rb/army_veteran_pulled_his_semi_truck_over_to_the/) | **7,398** | **13^dys** | **pics** | 271\n\n*[Source: karmadecay](http://karmadecay.com/results/u9991651)*",
"[It's a riddle, wrapped in a mystery, inside an enigma.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDyVeIuTQLY)",
"Weird he isn't saluting. Are we sure he is actually a vet?",
"Veteran funeral processions can be quit large. Especially if they are in their home town. Most people know in the community and line the streets in advance. Businesses will pay their respects by changing their signs. ",
"[Story Here](http://wtkr.com/2018/01/09/army-veteran-pulls-over-stands-for-wwii-veterans-funeral-procession/)"
] | 9 |
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A semi-truck driver, U.S. Army veteran Bradley Faulkner, pulled to the shoulder of I-70, out of the truck with his hand over his heart in a patriotic salute as a fellow veteran's funeral procession passes.
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/r/pics/comments/7sfcbj/ctrl_c_ctrl_v/
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"/r/nevertellmetheodds ",
"Wow, what are the odds?? They match every news anchor stereotype!",
"/u/schoolboy43, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No screenshots. This includes pictures of screens and photos where the interest is the contents of a screen.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/schoolboy43&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sfcbj/ctrl_c_ctrl_v/?context=10\\))"
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Ctrl C, Ctrl V
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/r/pics/comments/7sfesu/i_left_my_car_there_12_years_ago/
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[
"I was going to go back in 6 month after going abroad, instead I stayed and the car hasn't moved ever since...",
"Going green",
"Poor car. You are a bad owner for neglecting it!\n\nDid you not have anybody to take care of it for you?",
"Its at the back of a family house, I left them to look after it, not the garden around it though ! Being a fiat panda, im sure it still starts"
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I left my car there 12 years ago...
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/r/pics/comments/7sffir/nic_cages_outfit_is_the_most_nic_cage_thing_ever/
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[
"Apparently he wants to be Hunter S. Thompson now...",
"I don't understand why he has two hats.",
"How do you arrive at this outfit? \"I want to dress like Elvis dressing like a pimp with a touch of Indiana Jones, but I want to be comfortable. And I'll bring a second hat in case I need to go incognito.\"",
"“Hey! That’s Nicolas Cage over there in the brown hat!” -slips on the black hat and disappears into the crowd-",
"To go with his back-up pair of Blue Blocker sunglasses ? \n",
"No wonder he went broke.",
" this is what someone wears who does alot of coke. TIL that Nic Cage does of a ton of blow. "
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Nic Cage's outfit is the most Nic Cage thing ever
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/r/pics/comments/7sfhqk/so_it_snowed_on_the_cabbage_field/
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"It looks like the snow is boiling",
"Go out there RIGHT NOW and turn that into a field of Calvin & Hobbes snow goons. ",
"Looks like a good place to practice your public speaking.",
"Well, that cabbage is all dead. ",
"Look at all that large audience just waiting to listen! :D",
"I bet they're so happy in there. My brussel sprouts love the snow and have a sweeter flavor after a spell of freezing weather",
"You can't fool me, that's a Peeps farm.",
"Nah it just became iceberg lettuce",
"Life size bubble wrap",
"That farmer must be pissed. ",
"Nah, cabbage is snow-hardy. ",
"My cabbages!",
"Damn. That's about $9000 loss. I feel for any farmer who has to deal with early freezes.",
"Kinda looks like the early stages of one of Calvin's [snowmen armies](https://i.imgur.com/MZ2sHsK.jpg) ",
"Looks like Calvin lives nearby: http://www.wagnerstudios.org/Calvin_and_Hobbes_Snowmen/pic15141.jpg",
"My Brand!",
"Those aren't cabbages, they're Schrute Farm Beets! ",
"Those poor cabbage patch kids",
"All those frozen Kid's",
"Look! Look at your special cabbages!",
"That's how they make coldslaw ",
"my lovely veggie lumps",
"Hopefully that’s the cabbage that goes in the frozen food aisle.",
"when i was about 8 i went to a party with my mom and the host had prepared coleslaw, it was freshly made, and since the only coleslaw i knew was from KFC, i said, \"this ain't no coldslaw, this is warmslaw.\" ",
"They are ready for the frozen vegetables section of the supermarket.",
"They look like a pack of snow sloths",
"That would be really comfy to step on if you were a big giant.",
"mattress foam farm",
"I find it rather beautiful.",
"Yeah, but is it a magical talking cabbage farm?",
"I don't know what to say.",
"Just imagined giving a speech in front of snow covered cabbages and still got nervous.",
"\"HONEEYYYY, THERE ARE SOME WEIRD THINGS UNDER THE CAPRET\"",
"now you're making me feel bad for eating brussels sprouts\n\nEdit: y'all are very opinionated about Brussels sprouts ..",
"It looks like some serious snowman battle is about to begin. DILLY DILLY!",
"The army has come ",
"Eating brussels sprouts makes me feel bad about eating brussels sprouts ",
"Have you tried roasted with bacon?",
"I remember thinking that Pizza Hut was called \"Pizza Hot\" when I was a kid. It just made sense! I want to say this was around the same time that I thought that power plants with cooling towers were cloud factories. ",
"And nothing of value was lost!",
"Looks like city titties ",
"\"Wow what a great audience\"",
"My axe!",
"**DRAW FACES ON THEM FOR KARMA!!!**",
"Damn how am I going to harvest my Ranarrs in fally now :(\n\nE",
"All those poor babies... this years crop will be full of miscarriages.",
"Audience looks a bit frigid. ",
"Where is this?",
"With some tighter cropping, you could also title this \"electron microscope imagery of graphene\" or something and hit the front page.",
"*Neat*.",
"The title sounds like a set up to a joke",
"Snowcabbages are a rare delicacy in most parts of the world. ",
"TAKE YOUR UPVOTE AND GO",
"These talking cabbages could have been harvested if Steve had just gassed the tractor up. \n\nOr if he didn't take the god damn tractor to drive the cool kids around in the first place.",
"lol, so you can't taste them and can only taste the bacon? Sounds at least bearable.",
"Looks like a world from Rick and Morty. \n\nRick screams \"Morty! You idiot! Don't step on those! Those are the f***king Death Lords of Karlax 9!! They've been sleeping for a thousand years!\" ",
"Won't someone think of the children?!?!",
"Well I like the sprouts without bacon but a lot of brussels haters have to transition somehow!",
"I thought cats were girls and dogs were boys.",
"oh look, another snow poff.",
"Had to check to see if someone made this reference. I love you reddit.",
"They're Garbage Pail Kids now.",
"*embraces*",
"Reminds me of the moon from Wallace and Gromit.",
"[\"If you're cold, they're cold. Bring them inside.\" ](https://m.imgur.com/gallery/oR5Ey)",
"Looks like Abraham Woodhull needs to tend to his cabbages more. ",
"This kills the cabbage.",
"Snowerkraut",
"My kajigger! ",
"Embrace? Most of us fat f$cks are already just eating frozen veggies *at best* anyways. May as well be a field of cupcakes covered in frosting, or ice cream scoops covered in whipped cream, or mochi covered in yum yum sauce, or, um, maybe it's time for lunch :D",
"Its like an outside fridge",
"Well that sucks. How'd the salvage go?",
"Is there a strip showing the aftermath of the jump and maybe his parents reacting to it? Maybe one of them gets hit by it as they walk out of the house?\n\n I like the one where they are all huddled around one that got hit by a sleigh I think? ",
"It's a Marshmallow Peep farm, now. ",
"Or the alien queen's egg field.",
"Put....put googly eyes on all of them",
"Can you imagine the smell of a field of rotting cabbage? ",
"This was me. Ate it with bacon to ease into regular brussels sprout eating. Now I enjoy them pretty much anyway but raw. They taste like a cross between cabbage and broccoli. Very tasty.",
"There are a lot of brussels sprouts apologists out there. \"Oh, have you tried them with a honey sriracha glaze!?!?, or \"Have you tried roasting them with 20 other things??\" Don't let them fool you. Those mini bitter cabbages are the worst, and trying to dress them up only makes the dress look bad. ",
"You guys should try a Waterburger.",
"Now it's Iceberg Lettuce!",
"Lil Wayne, is that you?",
"One example of the hardships vegetarians don't think about when they claim we could grow enough food to feed the world.\n\nBut we already starving with meat available...",
"Naaah, just brown them in a pan with butter. Bacon and parmesan if want. ",
"I thought elk were adult deer.",
"Cold enough to freeze the balls off a brassica monkey. ",
"Iceberg lettuce.",
"Reminds me of an episode of American Dad where one of Steve's friends has an uncle who's a cabbage farmer",
"Why is there dead bodies in this subreddit >:((",
"Those are some enormous anal beads!",
"My milkshakes!",
"Is this how iceberg lettuce is made?",
"My leg!",
"/r/photoshopbattles ",
"makes sense, since dolphins are just gay sharks.",
"Apparently cabbage, Brussels sprouts, kale and others can can easily survive snow.... long periods of below a certain temperature will kill them however.",
"Poor snails ... ",
"When white chicks with acne use too much foundation. ",
"Snow moles",
"It disturbs me that I thought: a field of snow-boobs",
"**I n e e d t o f i n d s o m e g o o d s n o w.**",
"I thought that in order to get someone pregnant your dick would fall off inside of them and grow into the baby",
"That's not how it works? News to me. ",
"Turning cabbage into iceberg lettuce. ",
"And here I was thinking that more of the Winter scenes in the first season should have looked a lot more like this. I haven't spent much time on Long Island, but I think it gets a bit more snow than what the showed in Turn.",
"looks like my skin in high school",
"The snow soldiers are rising!",
"We should x post this with r/thelastairbender, they'll love it",
"My Manwich!!",
"I think everyone thought that. The first time i saw dogs humping was confusing. ",
"A bag of charcoal and Calvin is on his way.",
"Frozen kimchi?\n\nIced cole slaw?\n\n",
"Only on the inside",
"Climate change is a bitch. ",
"You shut your whore mouth when you're talking to me.\n\nThey're delicious just browned in butter.",
"No. They’re powerlifter deer. ",
"Welp, now I have to go play stardew valley",
"Do you know what this picture needs?\n\n\nA couple of hundred goggly eyes",
"Iceberg now.",
"Did they die",
"I can't believe how far I had to scroll down to find this! Take my upvote man. First thing I thought of when I saw this.",
"mmm.. crunchy",
"Abe Woodhull just can't catch a break.",
"I just see titties covered in coconut shavings.",
"Endless tiddies",
"You do know that frozen veggies have more nutrients than the veggies in the produce section right? Frozen vegetables are frozen right after they are picked so they retain more nutrients. The stuff in the produce section can be weeks to months old depending on what it is if it isn't sourced locally.",
"Generally, they’re only bitter if you’re not cooking them at a high enough temperature. I roast mine at 425F for about 15 minutes with nothing but olive oil, salt, and pepper, garlic if I’m feelin’ fancy, and haven’t had an issue with bitterness. But that may also be relative to my tastebuds, so who knows. The only veggie I can think of that I actively dislike is celery because it tastes like stringy, waterlogged nothing.",
"My... everyone else used up the good references!",
"Now it's iceberg lettuce",
"Relax dude. This guy is an infamous troll account. Look through his comment history, it's hilarious.",
"Anal bead farm..",
"So that’s where iceberg lettuce comes from. ",
"I only recently found out that ponies aren't baby horses.",
"You are only a thousand snowballs away from a field of snowmen that would make Calvin proud. ",
"Whoa, imagine if this were the case. If the rest of the body grew from the dick, then you'd be using the same dick as many generations past. Intriguing.",
"Had boy cat, definitely did not think that.",
"Nah, those cabbages are most likely fine. The snow acts as an insulator, protecting them from further cold. Freezing temperatures make many vegetables taste better, including cabbage, kale, radish, and many others.",
"Snowball farm. ",
"I thought it was wheel barrel instead of wheelbarrow. ",
"/r/americandad ",
"That’s basically how the Y chromosome works. ",
"Bake with oil and salt. super easy. Usually people don't like sprouts due to their being overcooked/soggy. ",
"Same with mitochondrial DNA and your mom, grandma...ect.",
"8 years old and already a dad...",
"Wait wat, that's news to me as well",
"And if you never fathered a child you'd be ending the bloodline of a really old dick.",
"Will T. Crops",
"I'm snow-hard ",
"So, it's iceberg lettuce?",
"Beware when they hatch!",
"I've been saying coal-slaw this whole time",
"Beautiful destruction.",
"Looks absolutely brassic out there!",
"Where and when was this?",
"Serious question here: Will that snow ruin that crop? Or is it like putting a head of cabbage in the fridge. ",
"Mylanta!",
"If you crop the top of the picture it looks like an animation used in a detergent commercial",
"This place is worse than omashu!!",
"Or, and bear here with me, it caster-sugared on the boobie field. Hmmmm? Which one sounds better?",
"So is there an HD version of Stardew Valley?",
"And my axe!",
"Same!",
"r/confusedboners",
"Looks as if Steve didn't make it with the tractor in time. ",
"I thought that in order to get someone pregnant you put your dick into her vagina and went to sleep, bam baby next day. Oh the mind of a five year old...",
"/r/banished",
"Mitochondria are the powerhouse of the cell!",
"Nope. \nThe snow actually is a very good insulator and keeps the cabbages above freezing temperature and between cabbages there probably is a thin agriculture net(sheet) that keeps the ground and the cabbages warm even when there isn't any snow.\nThese cabbages then are sold as the early/fresh harvest even though they are planted in the last year and then as you see in picture they get wintered after that they get harvested in Spring. ",
"My favorite is sauteing them with garlic olive oil and a little season salt. So good",
"Or your pubic speaking",
"LOOK OUT ITS AN ICEBERG!!!",
"Well that's just common sense, like Cows are girls and Horses are boys.",
"Who rape other animals.",
"Literally snow cabbage.",
"Fuck, i was going to say this",
"The Terracoleslaw Army!",
"“Come on, top comment. Come OOOON top comment!”\n\n*Click through*\n\n“Good! It’s top comment!”",
"MI TORTA!",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"MI TORTA!",
"At least that's better than believing reindeer are not real.",
"'There is snow on the cabbage field' sounds like the kind of thing you say to someone on a park bench and the next day read in the papers that three government officials were assassinated.",
"thats what i was wondering. does this kill the cabbage or do they just thaw out and keep growing?",
"https://media1.tenor.com/images/f00e9e3e4c4829c4cddda4900de35d79/tenor.gif",
"Most people who hate Brussels Sprouts have that hatred from childhood. It's because Brussels Sprouts are bitter. To adults who have lost much of their ability to taste bitter flavors, they taste fine only a little bitter, but with a great flavor. To kids they taste overwhelmingly bitter. (This is true of many vegetables.)\n\nYou don't start losing the ability to taste bitter flavors as intensely until your late teens. So by that point people have the ability to choose what vegetables they do and do not eat. So they continue to hate Brussels Sprouts because they never went back and tried them again. And if you don't go back and try them with an open mind you'll just continue to placebo effect yourself into hating them because they do still taste a little bitter.\n\nThe change in taste perception from Childhood to Adulthood is the reason that your kids can eat sweet treats which an adult find just too overly sweet to be palatable.",
"Came here looking for this. That is going to stink to high heaven once everything has thawed out.",
"Mom's anal beads.",
"Not too much snow, just a crop dusting.",
"It brings all the boys the yard",
"This is how they grow iceburg lettuce.",
"Naw, that’s iceberg lettuce lol",
"Yea but is the cabbage okay like this. ",
"Where was Steve with the tractor? Gdi, he screwed Snot again!",
"This is how snowmen are born! ",
"When suddenly an inquisitive research scientist in a space suit goes to inspect one and out pops a face-hugger, causing panic and chaos amongst the rest of team. \n\nHijinks ensue.",
"COLD?!",
"So Kevin spacey is a dolphin?",
"The snow poffs fill you with determination.",
"Sometimes we really take pronouncing words for granite.",
"Oh, Kevin",
"Your quest for the magic carrot must go on!! ",
"Whattup MY PEEPS",
"Holy shit. So did I ",
"Man, you peaked early.",
"Fuck Vegan I'm a full Megan!",
"Giant sized Ben-Wa balls. ",
"Mmmmm..da booby harvest is looking good this year",
"MY CABBAGE CORP!",
"Snowman farm ",
"r/calvinandhobbes was def my first thought!!",
"No, but dolphins can be a little Spacey sometimes.",
"My Cabbage Corp!",
"I was going to be pissed if this wasn't top comment.",
"Looks like Frieza has defeated Cabba.",
"I was just going to ask if OP was sure that it snowed on cabbages. Is he sure it wasn't that precocious neighbor kid who carries his stuffed tiger everywhere.",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"What about pumpkins and melons farms of grandma's Alice",
"/r/oddlysatisfying",
"Calvin? ",
"There’s always money in the cabbage stand. ",
"My Sharona!",
"Ribbed for pleasure",
"Looks like the bottom of a mattress pad or something ",
"Please don't finger the cabbages",
"/r/OddlySatisfying ",
"This guy futuramas",
"Incorrect, this is how Iceberg lettuce is made",
"it's Coleslaw.",
"Ribbed, for her pleasure.",
"Brassicas (like cabbage, B sprouts, broccoli, etc.) are quite cold hardy and can definitely survive some snow. ",
"That's good to know I was wondering if this fucked up the farmers cabbages. ",
"Please reconsider your use of an unnecessary 'so' to begin a perfectly complete and clear sentence.",
"I thought british people spoke a different language and what I was hearing was just an accent. ",
"damn trolls. they could have just told Elsa's parents to not be dicks and to not make her afraid of her powers. Either that or just raised elsa.",
"Looks like Iceberg lettuce to me",
"You sure it's not iceberg lettuce?",
"Why is this? \n\nWhen I buy fresh sprouts from the store, I dislike their flavor. But flash frozen ones are tastier to me.",
"As my uncle used to say:\n\n>You hate sprouts? Of course you hate sprouts. Everyone hates sprouts, that's the whole fucking point.",
"> power plants with cooling towers were cloud factories\n\nThey are. They just make radioactive clouds.",
"Bewbs ",
"Put it this way, at least a freezer won't be required.",
"I pan fry them with some honey, cut in half or quarters. It can be a bit tricky getting them caramelized just right without burning the honey or letting it turn into a sauce.",
"So, so you take a healthy food and make it unhealthy?",
"I opened this thread thinking I'd be very disappointed if this wasn't what was said as top comment.",
"thats kinda freaky.. takes me back to aliens",
"Aang: \"Soooorrrryyy\" ",
"Try over roasting with some lemon, salt and pepper? Try frozen ones too. They taste better to me. ",
"This kills the cabbage. ",
"r/mildyinteresting",
"but he doesn't avatar :/",
"I'd rather have cabbage than peeps. Net loss.",
"Alien creature pods...",
"https://youtu.be/rGQS524jc4M",
"This made me nostalgic. I lived next to cabbage field when I was a kid. Every time it would snow the field would look like this. \nDamn it...who's cutting onions!?",
"RIP Cabbages",
"thats what i call, iceberg lettuce",
"reminds me of the first time I ordered hash browns at a sit down breakfast place after only having the McDonald's versions for the first 8 years of my life. I was extremely confused by the stringy mass where my potato brick was supposed to be.",
"I thought Alzheimer’s was called “old timers” bc old people got it ",
"Rise of the Peeps",
"I assume they're ruined?",
"I knew I wasnt the only one",
"Can your crop tolerate that kind of snow or is it toast? I know brassicas are hardy but that seems like a lot of snow/cold.",
"They ONLY way I will eat brussels sprouts is the way my cousin makes them. She chops them up very finely and then sautes them in butter.\nIt's very time consuming, but they're, at least, edible. They're good.",
"All I can think of is the Stretch version of Boo in Mario 3.",
"I feel a sprout war coming on....",
"you're right you young whatchacallit... idiot. ",
"The moguls at this years olympics look rough.",
"/r/SoPosts ",
"looks like those cheap foam mattresses I used to sleep on as a kid",
"No you still get the health benefits of the sprouts..but you're adding a bit of fat for flavor. It can fit within a healthy diet just fine just account for the extra calories ",
"Mick Jagger!",
"And so it did.... I find this interesting, had to check what sub I was in lol",
"Username checks out",
"My man!",
"Yeah but that’s a scientific fact",
"it is so mind bottling.",
"Somebody had to do it...",
"Like hundreds of goombas just waiting to be combo-jumped.",
"I'm picturing Bill Murray with a golf club making his way down the row.",
"**MOGULS YO**",
"[For the townsfolk below, the day began like any other day](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/d3/70/c1/d370c1ba9077715cabc1e307a551e99a.jpg).",
"I always thought the candy swedish fish was actually \"sweetest fish\" which is actually true if you think of it that way.",
"Adding bacon to brussel sprouts defeats the purpose of eating brussel sprouts. \n\nJust because your fatass wants fat and sugar doesn't mean adding it to brussel sprouts makes it healthy. ",
"Winter always brings out the snowmen on Reddit. ",
"I'm 26 and I didn't know it was wheelbarrow until I read this.",
"The earth king welcomes you to r/LakeLaoGai",
"You dare desecrate Brassica Prime's home?",
"> I want to say this was around the same time that I thought that power plants with cooling towers were cloud factories.\n\nMany Americans still think this way.",
"/r/tripophobia",
"So, appears that I'm not the only pervert around.\n\nMy first thought: \"Looks like a dream place with full of boobs\".",
"My cabbage corp.!!!",
"Thank you for explaining that. I was curious too.",
"Duck dicks fall off every year. \n\nhttps://www.popsci.com/duck-penis-social-pressure",
"Super Mario clouds. ",
"I thought your ass cheeks were a poop resuvoir ",
"And so you learn how Peeps are made. Just in time for Easter.",
"Please feed the cabbages to the king's bear.",
"DAMN RIGHT",
"Hnnnngggg",
"[*looks*](https://imgur.com/Z177tpd)",
"> cabbage and broccoli\n\nLiterally what you could say they are. They're all the same species.",
"I love in the gender swapping episode she says her kajigger has been turned into a whatchallit. It makes you laugh more at all the other episodes she yells it in knowing what she's actually talking about. ",
"Je voudrais mon petit chou",
"Ponies are a whole different thing and often are kind of assholes.",
"rip cabbages.\n",
"I am hard",
"This makes me sad for some reason",
" You aren't fooling anyone, OP. We know that is a picture of your anal bead farm",
"Keep expecting it to be a gif, and one of those bumps turns out to be a prairie dog or some such",
"Now how will they make the coleslaw for the Yom Kippur break fast?",
"Awe, a snowbaby nursery. ",
"u/9999monkeys ? More like u/9999cabbages \nLIKE AND SUBSCRIBE IN THE COMMENTS",
"You can't disprove that! Have you ever *seen* a cat penis?",
"Looks like the start of a Doctor Who episode. ",
"How does it feel when it’s all downhill from 8years old",
"¡*Chinnnga* su puta torta!",
"Better switch to ICEBERG LETTUCE! ",
"And this is where iceberg lettuces come from",
"I told you guys to quit taking pictures of my garden of anal beads",
"My humps!",
"I have a cabbage in my fridge that's been there since October and it hasn't gone bad. As far as I'm concerned, cabbage is indestructible. ",
"Iceberg cabbage! ITS CABBAGES! ",
"Had to scroll too far for this.",
"Shawty staring and my field cause cabbage really froze",
"Boobs",
"Yea my folks still pronounce it with a hard \"L\". Learn something new every day",
"They all need googly eyes on them OP.",
"All those cabbages, dead",
"So it’s not a snowball farm?",
"Depends. I've had it damage the outer leaves, which if they're destined for a supermarket could make them a write-off. \n\nDepends on if this area is used to snow as well, because if it is they would've planted a colder tolerant variety if this is a freak snowstorm in a usually milder climate they could all be ruined.",
"A+ reference ",
"Yo, talk about some mothafuking iceberg lettuce, right guys?",
"Or baking them with those same ingredients until they get a little crunchy on the outside.",
"That’s way too many monkeys. ",
"Anybody else see this as a winter version of Alien eggs? ",
"Pretty sure this is a background on macOS",
"Why haven’t you harvested yet it’s January",
"What is this?\n\n^^^It's ^^^a ^^^snow ^^^poff.",
"looks like they're growing snow balls. \n",
"Is it weird they look like sloths to me?",
"If im not mistaken this looks like what a field of atoms looks like under an electron microscope",
"it's reddit, of course they did and of course it's the top comment, this is what we do",
"I'm really surprised no one said \"MY CABBAGES!\" in this thread yet.",
"Yea - if you're speaking to a crowd of bowling balls",
"Kick'em",
"Looks like the aliens have started to communicate in Braille. ",
"Looks like tiny moguls for kids who are learning to ski over them :D",
"I'm pretty lean and in shape and still able to eat bacon! Weird huh? Calories in vs out. Works wonders you should try it ",
"Same way I do beets and carrots. Quarter the carrots, slice the beets to similar size and roast with a drizzle of oil and some salt and pepper. Beets are incredible but most people who hate them have only ever had canned which are very different.",
"I thought orgasms occurred when the dick went into the vagina. Like, you both just stay that way until you got an orgasm, with no motion involved. ",
"Would make a good [packing insulator](https://thumbs.dreamstime.com/z/textured-foam-2499066.jpg) ",
"Fresh veggies and fruits are mostly picked before they're ripe and ripen on the way to the store. Frozen ones are picked at their peak and immediately processed. Frozen veggies are actually better for you than fresh unless you pick it ripe.",
"My first thought was that this is something straight outta r/calvinandhobbes !",
"Are brussel sprouts just aborted cabbages?",
"Aw i was about to comment that lol",
"[I approve](https://m.imgur.com/SISVAsI)",
"r/popping",
"Check out all the snow breasteses ",
"Bubble wrap",
"That's not cabbage...\n\nIt's Iceberg lettuce. ",
"looks like the snowman farm is doing well. another month and they’ll have grown the middle snowball too!",
"Is this bad for the cabbage?",
"Lots of partially made snowmen!",
"Sure. Thats iceberg lettuce ",
"i respect your honesty sir",
"RIP",
"I'm out of the loop.",
"I was waiting for this joke to be made. ",
"Cabbage patch kids, dying of hypothermia preterm",
"I thought you just put your dick in there and wait. I remember when we had sex ed I was like \"why would you move it so much? That seems like so much work\". \n\nAlso right around the time I started jacking off, a girl in my class said her brother's dick fell off while jacking off in the shower. I was so paranoid even though it's such a stupid and irrational thing to believe. \n\nEDIT: Heh added a comma after off",
"why",
"What are brassicas vs. crucifers? I’ve never heard that term",
"Makes me uncomfortable ",
"Ah yes, the trenches from the igloo wars...",
"Came to post this. Was pleasantly surprised. Take an upvote kind stranger.\n",
"I still call that shit cloud factories. It's what they are.",
"And so the recipe for cabbage with icing sugar was born...",
"The only boobs this field looks like are fake porn star boobs. Did grandma get a boob job?",
"Just a bear?",
"I remember hearing my mom talking to a doctor and he asked if we drank well waste. 6 year old me thought we were drinking whale water for a while. ",
"Stalker directed by Andrei Tarkovsky",
"Bullshit! That's iceberg lettuce.",
"Reminds me of the Explosions In the Sky album from awhile back \nhttp://imgur.com/x0eSOig",
"I'd try it.",
"Snow boobs.",
"Not that kids are super logical, but how did you reconcile the fact that siblings exist? ",
"Your user name reminds me of some happy times.",
"Still my favorite commercial. ",
"This exact thought from my childhood popped to mind this morning, and I resolved to tell my son about it this evening. Thanks for the reminder.\n",
"Now I understand why cabbages are such a staple in Skyrim.",
"Ugandan knuckles tribe in hibernation ",
"Paul Bunyans anal bead field",
"If this was in a Zelda game you know you’d have to smash/pick up every one of those to find the few rupees/octoroks hiding underneath.",
"it's a recurrent quote from a character in the American cartoon/anime series Avatar, The Last Airbender [video example](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C2YCs52XLjs)",
"Reference to an episode of Avatar: The Last Airbender. If my memory serves, there is some type of chase or fight scene in which a cabbage vendor’s stand is knocked over. He exclaims, “My cabbages!”",
"I knew Dogs could be girls and Cats could be boys but I was really fucking confused as to why our dog was named Randy when I later found out it was a girl. Like, What the hell? My mom was just like 'Randy can be a girl's name.\"",
"That’s where moguls are made, ready to be shipped to Colorado. ",
"I have a German friend who, as a child, thought Pizza Hut was a German company because it means \"Pizza Hat\" in German and the logo actually looks like a hat. ",
"Im honored to accept his invitation ",
"There's also an american dad reference to be made here.\n\nI guess cabbages are just funny vegetables, ripe to be picked on.",
"I love them as butter and garlic delivery systems. ",
"> You don't start losing the ability to taste bitter flavors as intensely until your late teens.\n\nWhoa, whoa, whoa. Is that why beer doesn't taste the same to me? I thought I just got used to it. ",
"A bit of an awkward fap, but it will do ",
"no, that's a farmer's snowball crop, coming in nicely - almost ripe",
"Why weren't the cabbages harvested?",
"It now looks like you’re growing snowmen",
"An army of bumps.",
"Quick. Do the thing!",
"This looks like a snowman conference ",
"You're stressing everybody out",
"aesthetic",
"This is how moguls are made.",
"It's better than yours",
"So is THAT how they make iceberg lettuce?",
"Are they ruined now??",
"I really want to try punt one.",
"And this?\n\nIt’s a snow poff...",
"Why are the cabbages full grown during the winter?",
"I read garbage field for some reason",
"This is super sad. I'm playing stardew valley and I feel this pain.",
"Read this as “think of the chicken.” ",
"Post this to /r/untouchedsnow ",
"That ...is a snow poff. That is also ...a snow poff.",
"Snowman farm.",
"Mogul run!!!!!",
"This is why you guys needed an Encyclopedia set.",
"This is giving me flashbacks to banished when I assigned too few farmers.....",
"I feel like this should be in /r/aww ",
"[r/trypophobia](https://www.reddit.com/r/trypophobia/) would like this",
"I read somewhere that they use genes from cold-water fish in strawberries to make them frost-resistant.",
"I thought for the longest time, longer than ill admit, that sex was strictly through the butt. I had thought that the vagina was for peeing and that baby came out of the butt from butt sex. \n \nI dont get how it didn't click until waaaay later in school. ",
"Those poor dolls!",
"This is my exact strategy when Plants vs. Zombies challenges you to a sun limit but lets you use zero-cost iceberg lettuce in your pre-challenge plant configuration.",
"Cabbage, I want Cabbage.",
"That looks so weird...",
"I don’t get the reference :( ",
"BIG WHITE \"WET\" TITTIES",
"It's possible this is winter cabbage, they plant it late intending for it to get snowed on/frosted to generate more sugar in the leaves.",
"/r/explainlikeimcalvin",
"No...thats how marshmallows are made..thats a damn marshmallow patch!",
"You're pronouncing it right, just spelling it like a minor.",
"Came looking for a mention of this. Was not disappointed.",
"No he's a gayfish",
"\"[There's no way to disprove that! Have you ever seen a cat penis?](https://i.pinimg.com/originals/f8/54/80/f85480b910234f1e478a40ac36120635.jpg)\"",
"I didn't know there was a prelude to the snowman hit and run.",
"That’s exactly what I ask whenever I “accidentally” stumble into that sub",
"/u/9999monkeys reap the reward of posting this to /r/oddlysatisfying , these crisp \"snow globes\" will be appreciated there",
"Any biologists and/or farmers here can verify whether or not this would kill all the cabbages?\n\nAlso, are those in fact likely to be cabbages, or is OP just being clever?",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Water tribe!",
"https://giphy.com/gifs/upvote-xpost-snare-13an0Nje8qYL28",
"Yeah especially when you throw out the sprouts and just eat the bacon\n\nMy favorite way to have brussel sprouts",
"Looks like egg crate foam.",
"do they still come with birth certificates? ",
"In just a few months... the snow man legion will *rise*!",
"is there where baby snowmen come from?",
"Are we related?",
"The WOKE ones. \n \n/s",
"So thats how iceberg lettuce is formed...",
"F",
"try tossing in some pecans when you do that, it makes it even better. ",
"MY CABBAGES! ",
"Nah, bake? Steam? Fuck no. What you want to do is cut them in half and fry them for a few minutes in butter with a little salt and pepper (maybe some red pepper flakes). You're only using like a table spoon of butter for several servings of sprouts, so there's no reason to deny yourself. Plus parts will get nice and fry crispy. This is the only way to eat brussel sprouts *a la carte* in my opinion",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"Maybe siblings make eachother.\n\nSidenote: it's much harder to reconcile the existence of individuals without penises since every generation would have to be half the size of the last.",
"Or the egg crate mattress pads",
"MY BABIES!",
"This, however, is a snow poff.",
"Brassica Prime will be most confused.",
" So, you're telling me neither of these things are true??",
"This, however, is a snow poff",
"I also called it pizza hot..",
" TIL how they grow peeps :>",
"YOU ROONED ME.",
"I thought yanks spoke yankinese till I was 17.",
"Snow cabbage fight!",
"It's from Avatar, the last air bender. There was a recurring character that kept getting his cabbage cart overturned. ",
"Gotta send this dude to Lake Laogai",
"Give them faces and you’ve got a snowman army r/calvinandhobbes style. ",
"Poor cabbages! Now they look like a face with no other parts. ",
"Rip harvest ",
"I'm ruined! You ruined me!",
"*so that's how they make iceberg lettuce.*",
"It's like that dimension with high gravity kaguya sent everyone to",
"Looks more like iceburg lettuce to me",
"Shhh!\nThey’re hibernating.",
"> American cartoon/anime\n\nWay to hedge. We don’t need to have the discussion again.",
"When I lived in Osijek Croatia it seemed like everybody had a small winter cabage patch in their back yard. Except that winter the sbow had 3 inches of ice over it. ",
"I don’t mind the taste but they do make me fart a lot.",
"I always used to love quoting that commercial because that company did, in fact, not carry my prescription. Look! Look with your special eyes!",
"Stardew Valley flashbacks",
"Oh ye of little faith!",
"It's a recurrent quote from the last good show that was ever on Nickelodeon.\n\nThere, something we can all agree on. ",
"That’s wassup",
"Duh...",
"Your going to far there mate, we don't need to know that",
"That one annoying bouncy part in the DK level on mkwii. You could do lots of tricks bouncing off of them though which was cool",
"#NOT AGAIN",
"Unless dicks evolved to secrete a painful toxin into the blood stream that gradually increased until you passed it on. Thus encouraging procreation. Sort of like Hot Potato. But with your grandfather’s dick. ",
"This is so cool. I had no idea about this concept until right now. When I was growing up, my dad ate everything, so we had to as well - except Brussels Sprouts. So we never had them, and I never tried them until a couple of years ago. My gf cooked some up with just butter and salt or something, and imagine my surprise when they were completely palatable. My dad is going to flip when he hears about this. I'm cooking him some next time I see him.",
"And my axe!",
"Yeah definitely the cabbage family does that.. beano helps!",
"It makes so much more sense",
"...Roll Tide?",
"Looks like packing foam ",
"So many breas- I mean cabbages",
"Add a handful of candied pecans - saute them in butter and brown sugar until it sets up enough to coat the pecans. Slice the brussels sprouts at least in half and just slightly brown them in (more) butter with just a little garlic. Sprinkle with bacon crumbles and the pecans. Absolutely amazing.\n\n\n",
"Man, your gonna love [mammatus clouds](https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mammatus_cloud)",
"I actually erupted into laughter at this and I just wanted to say thank you ",
"In fact, that's how Canadians are born.",
"I never tried Brussels sprouts as a kid because my dad hates them. I first tried them in my late twenties and they were pretty bitter and nasty even without having awful childhood memories of them.",
"You know, I don't actually think there's any difference between them. The standard name in taxonomy is brassicaceae for the family and brassica for the genus, but I couldn't tell you why that term is preferred.",
"[god damn!](https://i.imgur.com/zNP85pW.gif)",
"That's the best part of Watterson's work. The implication[.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-yUafzOXHPE)",
"I remember my mother was reading a book about clouds and asked me where clouds came from and I replied “from the cloud factory on I-95!” I was referring to those cooling towers too lol ",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"So this is where snowmen come from?",
"That's cold.",
"The snowballs are almost ripe for throwing ",
"I thought goats were male sheep",
"Starvin’ Stan. ",
"So that’s how my grow iceberg lettuce.",
"Am I the only one who knows that the true produce here is anal beads?",
"Meri gobi!\n\nLanguage: urdu",
"There is no war in Ba Sing Se",
"What does being underage have to do with it?",
"\"Somebody touched my spaghett!\"",
"I wanna see a piece of coal in the middle of each of those and an aerial shot to see if it triggers tryptophobia. ",
"this could go in /r/oddlysatisfying",
"I never knew any of this - and it may explain why not only do I hate Brussels sprouts, but I also hate the flavour of coffee. Maybe I’ve somehow missed this process?\n\nPeople make me try coffee every few months because ‘everyone loves this, I guarantee you will too!’ And they force a hazelnut mocha soy latte or some such into my hand. \n\nCan honestly say I detest the flavour, almost certain it’s not a placebo because at one point I really really wanted to like it. It’s not great going on a coffee date and ordering a milkshake...\n\nI’m 24 by the way. ",
"Goosebumps ",
"Soon after they will be sour patch kids ",
"Mini snowman babies",
"My asshole! ",
"All I could do when I saw this was give a disapproving smile and shake my head. Well done sir/mam.",
"Bobs?",
"What would a blind person read out of this?",
"White chocolate maltesers",
"[\"coldslaw\"](https://i.imgur.com/7fiu053.jpg)",
"Warm coleslaw has to be the most disgusting thing ever, after brussels sprouts",
"Snow cabbages!",
"Looks like the goosebumps I get when I hear a NORAD emergency alert siren. ",
"Honestly, to this day, I prefer the potato brick version. It just made sense somehow.",
"Natural bubble wrap ",
"When she wears makeup but has acne",
"Also /r/lakelaogai",
"Kinda looks like white opaque bubble wrap",
"Moguls for rabbits?",
"Aliens?",
"Oh, so *this* is why they call it “Iceberg Lettuce” ",
"Are the cabbages okay? :<",
"Look at all those frozen embryos!",
"Field of boobs.",
"Hey, Korra was good, too. At least season 1.",
"> do they just thaw out and keep growing?\n\nI'm pretty sure the key is that their cells never freeze in the first place, they just get really cold. \n\nBasically, there are proteins in the cabbage that act as a natural antifreeze. ",
"This is what happens when I play Banished and my labourers don't harvest in time for winter.",
"That sounds awesome ",
"Thank you.",
"Came here to post this! ",
"This assumes that they don't grow back.",
"I want to jump on these and see if they pop like bubble wrap",
"Crop dusted?",
"All of the anger of a regular horse compressed into a tiny, rage-filled one.",
"Ribbed for her pleasure?",
"[Mah cabbages!!](https://youtu.be/C2YCs52XLjs)",
"If only it was lettuce. Then I could make the iceberg lettuce pun...",
"Seasons 3 and 4 were good. Season 2 was just weird.",
"Looks like one of those things you put on your mattress",
"There is no war in Ba Sing Se.",
"Looks like a lot of lost money ",
"bany snowmenz",
"That's really the perfect line for someone with your username.",
"I'm pretty sure that's just a field of iceberg lettuce",
"It makes them sweeter, according to my grandpa who was a farmer for 75 years.",
"It is so beautiful ",
"I was on acid alr day thanks ",
"I’m so very thankful it doesn’t work that way. 😳",
"Apples sweeten up after the first frost. Winter parsnips are much sweeter than their summer counterparts. I've read that when the temperature gets down below 50 degrees, the nutrients are stored as sugars and above as starches. Would love to hear some confirmation of this.",
"Snow poff..",
"Pro tip: They are named after the city of Brussels, so they are \"brussel**s** sprouts.\"",
"Is the crop written off ?",
"I don't. I like them. halve them and toss them in a frying pan with a little olive oil, salt and pepper and they're pretty good.",
"This truly is a doggy dog world",
"Ghost hatchlings about to be hatch..",
"The Earth King has invited you to /r/LakeLaogai",
"r/lakelaogai",
"That's rough buddy. ",
"“There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for the crops. Never is.” — Severio Pelagia",
"Does this kill the cabbage?",
"I was feeling bad about not getting brussel sprouts for dinner.. I got broccoli instead.. But now that I think about it... Brussel sprouts, some bacon, some balsamic vinegar... ",
"I thought all the states had different languages and was scared that I wouldn't be able to speak the language when my family was moving to a different state",
"Iceberg lettuce?",
"Sounds like Stardew Valley needs a new Winter crop!",
"This is exactly the reply I was looking for when I clicked on this pic. Thank you!",
"I need to watch this show again.",
"Tough mogul level in Heavy Shreddin'",
"Which season do you like to salt them with?",
"Platapus bear?",
"I am glad to accept his invitation",
"I’d love to randomly see Oompa Loompas pop out of those bumps randomly. ",
"Looks like those mattress pads lol",
"Looks like youre ready for ultimate snowball.",
"Great, now I'm picturing Hitler practicing all of his speeches screaming at a field of really white, bald cabbages that will soon be his army of really white, bald soldiers. ",
"I used to think Volleyball was actually Bally Ball for the longest time until I actually saw it spelled out.",
"SNOWBALL-CABBAGE FIGHT!!!",
"Looks like we’ve discovered how snow babies are grown...",
"Too early to tell.",
"Is this how iceberg lettuces is made? ",
"I do, too. McDonald's hash browns are one of a few examples where the shitty processed version is actually much better. Another example is canned cranberry sauce. Delicious. \n\nEdit: typo",
"McCoy: \"They're dead, Jim.\"\n\nKirk: \"Well, at least they died beautifully.\"",
"Dutch people all agree that this is the best kind of cabbage.",
"Looks like a mattress topper",
"Is this how iceberg lettuce is conceived?",
"When I was young, I would attribute my forgetfulness to \"youngtimers\" because I thought people were saying \"oldtimers disease\" when they were saying \"Alzheimer's.\"",
"So this is how snowballs are farmed.",
"This is horrible. \nThe guys just lost all of his crops. \nHorrible moment for him I believe. ",
"Am I the only one seeing heads of people burried up to their necks, left to freeze to death?",
"My cabbi ",
"Cross country skiing moguls ",
"Looks like a thousand dead Daleks.",
"And now cabage is more expensive :D ",
"I think it happens in multiple episodes.",
"Why do I find this so cute :}",
"I am not sure what I'd do after stumbling across a field of bubble wrap I couldn't pop.",
"http://mario.wikia.com/wiki/Flurry",
"It's because brussels sprouts are so well-suited for cosplay. Dressing them up is half the fun.",
"Your anal bead farm is quite abundant this year",
"/r/oddlysatisfying",
"Those are cabbage patch doll baby heads peeking out ready to be picked up by the stork. The snow hides their identities so you don't know what you're gonna get *nod nod*",
"Snow on the Cabbage Field, pretty sure that just made its debut at Sundance.",
"Man my parents only made coleslaw by shredding cabbage and drenching it in Ken's Italian dressing. You can imagine my surprise when I went to a friends house and tried their family's coleslaw. Way to give me a heads up folks. Jeez.",
"first thing i thought lol",
"Probably. Me, I see boobs...",
"I wanna sleep on this mattress top",
"Just lying dormant for a when there's a zombie attack. Ice plants are super effective against gargantuars. ",
"Looks more like iceberg lettuce to me",
"Looks like a bunch of iceberg lettuce to me. ",
"Lettuce know if they're alright once the snow melts",
"Very interesting. ",
"That's their larval stage",
"Nooooo, not Peeps! The ultimate conspiracy.",
"There are things in the snow... the beginning of a horror novel.",
"Are they fucked?",
"I thought it was human beans 'til I was probably 8 or 9. Humans grow, beans grow. Made sense to me.",
"Looks like bubble wrap.",
"Came here to say this and was delighted to find it at the top ",
"Don't let the title fool you, it's really a nest of facehugger eggs.",
"For some reason I have an urge to step on all of them",
"I feel like I wanna step on them all! ",
"The dimension where Olaf gets his spare body parts.",
"looks like this butter I buy, so smooth ",
"One of his descendants too, right?\n\n\"My Cabbage Corporation!\" (or something)",
"/r/soposts",
"Is it really a snow poff?",
"And Kanye is a gay fish",
"It's how you grow iceberg lettuce.",
"Why wouldn't the snowmen just say no?",
"We have that now. It's called blue balls.",
"They got frostbite ",
"is this okay for the cabbages? I'm worried.",
"I only see boobs",
"So it did",
"How cold can cabbages get? Why is no one asking these questions!",
"It's a snow poff.",
"Is this Undertale? D: Out of the loop sorry. ",
"r/reallifedoodles. I love this sub.",
"white Peeps!?",
"Could be from an Alien film.",
"The plants produce sugar to prevent freezing, so yeah they taste sweeter after a few days of <0 temps or apparently artificial freezing works as well. ",
"cabbage patch?",
"I don't understand these references",
"I wonder if this is how iceberg lettuce is made\n",
"I miss Fondue for Two",
"So thats where peeps come from!",
"When i was young i thought that when I walk the earth would start spinning under my feet almost like im rolling on a giant ball.",
"What does this mean for the cabbages? :-(",
"\"Crikey, ol' chap.\"\n\nWhat the FUCK **did he JUST SAY?!?!?!**",
"Looks like those images of atoms I’ve seen. Pretty cool",
"B.S! Everyone can see this is just an egg carton making field!",
"Must be Japan",
"All I could think upon seeing this: \nhttps://i.imgur.com/PtETlVV.gif ",
"/r/trypophobia",
"Is this what they call the IceBerg Cabbage?",
"Don't lie this is how they grow moguls for the Olympics ",
"Field of peeps ripening in the sun....",
"Damn now I have to go back to the Grand exchange to buy more cabbage seeds!",
"And now I know why my grandmothers strawberry shortcake was so damn good. She always bought frozen strawberries to make a sauce out of for the cake and cream but I have always used fresh. Her's has always been better...",
"Yup, came here for this.",
"My leg.",
"If you haven’t seen Avatar the Last Airbender, I couldn’t recommend it enough.",
"It's a snow poff!\n\nYou found 5g.",
"Sucks, all those cabbages are dead",
"is the cabbage okay?",
"Ribbed for her pleasure.",
"You could say they had been turned into \"ICE\"berg lettuce! HAH!\n\n*profuse kneeslaping*",
"That's the smallest link I've ever seen. ",
"Them some snow titties",
"stop",
"Poor little Cabbage Patch Kids",
"Brussels Sprouts taste like someone trapped a fart inside a tiny cabbage.\n\nWrapped in bacon, however, they taste like someone trapped a fart inside a tiny cabbage and then wrapped it in bacon.",
"Man way to make asses less hot.",
"My cabba-....*sigh*. Always late to the party.",
"ya",
"Iceberg lettuce ",
"A shame I stopped watching during season 2",
"\"It snowed on the cabbage field\" seems like it should be a euphemism for something that I don't want to know about.",
"Yup",
"We need a punch line!",
"Brassicaceae and Cruciferae are two different names for the same taxonomic family. Brassicae is a genus within that family.\n\nBrassica is Latin for 'cabbage' while crucifer means 'cross-bearer', a reference to the way their flowers are shaped.",
"That's... Wow.",
"Boobs are coming in nicely this year. Going to be a bountiful harvest.",
"Waiting for the obligatory group of people with a phobia of this. ",
"cabage is so great! i always buy it in the winter, and use it as a pasta-alternative to eat. ",
"Who is Cole though and what is his law",
"Those look like human size **peeps** or some gnarly moguls",
"Hello, My name is Joo Dee",
"Sounds like everything is going to turn out just fine for these lil guys",
"Aww baby deathstars!",
"*Meanwhile, at the anal bead farm*",
"Not when you are sober though, that's my rule. When I'm sober, it's like you are existentially aware that you are getting fatter with every bite, you can feel it happen immediately. It's not even a 1lb burger. but you feel 5lbs adding on.\n\nNow, when you are 3 sheets to the wind, it's surely ambrosia. ",
"I feel like a lot of people think that even just subconsciously. People try to to refer to my dog as\"he\" and my cat as \"she\" and it's the other way around. The cat gets pretty pissy when called she.",
"Yeah",
"Those poor kids!",
"100% would spend three hours putting eyes on every single one ",
"I think he meant miner.",
"So... basically small artichokes. ",
"Season 2 makes you want to throw your love for TLA out the window altogether. Season 3 completely redeems itself, and season 4 is nice closure. I'd recommend picking it back up",
"Help! I'm out of the loop and scared!",
"I was hoping top comment would be about ATLA",
"How do we know these are cabbages? It could be pumpkins, honeydew, cantaloupe, watermelon. ",
"Moguls ",
"...and it turned into mattress foam",
"This place is weird. ",
"Looks like a peep farm",
"can cabbages survive this?",
"Next time you're around a coffee place and feel like giving it a shot, my go to is a Caramel Frappuccino. It's a sweet treat, the actual coffee flavor is very mild and has warmed me up to other flavors as I've never been a coffee drinker myself. You can get it with whipped cream if you need it to taste more mild",
"My mom almost named me Randy and I'm a girl. I still ask her what the hell she was thinking.",
"NO DONT ITS A TR-",
"Gonna be that person, huh?",
"So is the how iceberg lettuce is actually made?",
"When they hatch, they will come for you",
"That sounds right. Need to rewatch it. ",
"Best comment I have read all day. Thank you!",
"Is there any other kind to be? ",
"that's ok, the brussel sprouts love that they become more appetizing to you. so you should eat them to assure they achieve their raison d'etre. ",
"They are coming ",
"What event happened to make it snow on the cabbage field?",
"Reminds me of The Room from Stalker.",
"*sigh*...yes.",
"There’s a nip in the air. Cold won’t be good for my crops. Never is. ",
"Cole's Law states that M+C=D, where M = Mayo, C is cabbage and D is Deliciousness.\n\nThe law was named for Professor Baranabus B. Cole after he died in a freak mayonnaise tsunami at the cabbage farm.",
"Does this kill the cabbages ",
"That's because they weren't cooked properly. Brussels that have been gently fried in butter until the maillard reaction occurs are sweet, and delicious. Source: kids love my brussel sprouts. Like to the point that it pisses their parents off.",
"No it's just iceburg lettuce farm.",
"People can also be put off by the smell. They release an awful sulfur smell when cooked that doesn't really correlate to the delicious taste. Or they weren't cooked right, if you're not adding some salt, garlic, onion, and a little fat and a little crunch on the outside you aren't doing them justice",
"Snap frozen - can't get any fresher than that!",
"I've tried the bacon method. I still hate the little buggers.",
"The sacred heads!",
"my manwich.",
"That's what she said... Wait.",
"*clenches jaw* because of the implication.",
"The arguments go something along the lines of\n\nAnime in japan means \"Hand drawn or computer animated\"\n\nNo different from the american word Cartoon which in the US means \"Hand drawn or computer animated\"\n\nit's only anime if it's produced in Japan is what some argue\n\nThen you have the awkwardness that is anime production being exported to korea\n\nThen they move the goal posts to \"Well the company is still Japanese owned\"\n\nAll of which points to me what defines anime and cartoons is more an artstyle than any other definition. \n\nThat whatever industry it closer resembles anime or cartoon is what it is and any attempts to tie one or another to a nationality is merely an attempt to claim superiority over another country's media known as elitism",
"I knew a girl named Randy. She spelled it Randi though. Also, she was a hose beast.",
"This kills the cabbages",
"You see what I'm seeing?",
"Poor bastard!",
"It's 9999 monkeys buried in the snow",
"I am currently rewatching avatar the last airbender and it is the best ever I love enthusiastic cabbage man",
"My leg!",
"The price of egg rolls just went up.\n\n",
"now you have a bunch of babbages\n now you have a bunch of baggaes\n now you have a bunch of *bad bitches* awwww yeahhh",
"I wouldn't have even bothered coming to the comments if it weren't for making sure this was top comment.",
"My Manwich! ",
"*and I love hitting them with a little vinegar at the end. Preferably vinegar that has been pickling peppers",
"I am not the only one that grew up with cloud factories!",
"You mean iceberg lettuce m?",
"You know my brainly thinkin is not as good as yours, Julian.",
"So, am I the only one that is imagining them animated, booping left and right in alternating rows?",
"Somebody toucha my cabbag!",
"Bowling balls getting ready for spring!",
"Whoa, the Pyeongchang organizers really ramped up the difficulty for moguls this year.",
"Shit storm's a-brewin in the shit cloud factory, Randy.",
"Semi professional gardener here. They can handle quite a bit of cold, but that's starting to push the limit. I hope they're ok",
"Not a platypus bear? Armadillo bear?",
"Wow! Now thats what I call a dead harvest!",
"They look like peeps!",
"Looks like a Mario level.",
"this kills the cabbage",
"Ah Bally Ball.. One of the four big ball sports next to Hoopy Ball, Leg Ball and Batty Ball",
"I've been rewatching the whole thing, can confirm, it never gets old.",
"can conform, am vegetable\n",
"Pretty sure that's just a field of camel humps.",
"PIZZA. HOT. PIZZA. HOT.",
"And not the movie with the horrendous Appa tentacles.",
"The weather forecast looks bad with snow, wind, sleet and kale. ",
"That's a boobie field!\n\nSorry, I'm like a 13 year old genius. ",
"Snow man nursery\n",
"I came here wondering what on earth the top comment could possibly be. And it did not disappoint. ",
"Was it iceberg cabbage?",
"It's an undertale reference",
"I have a friend who thought there lyrics in Vengaboys' \"we're going to Ibiza\" was \"we're going to eat pizza\" ",
"Honestly its one of the best stories of all time. ",
"He's had sex with a miner. Not a minor, a miner.",
"Its okay, I always feel bad when I have to eat brussels sprouts",
"Damn look at dat dump tank",
"You deserved it ",
"You rooned me, I'm rooned ",
"Anyone up for skiing a mogul?",
"Cabbages will actually be ok in the snow!",
"I'm no expert, but that looks more like iceberg to me.",
"Now Harvesting Instead: iceberg lettuce ",
"Bring it on Peter Cottontail. I will follow your trail all the way home and have delicious rabbit and cabbage stew.",
"So are you sweet or starchy? What's the temperature in your garden home",
"No.\n\n^It's ^^a ^^^snow ^^^^poff.",
"Ship them to Crazy Dave. For free.",
"My mother legitimately told us that these were cloud factories, a lie I believed for many years. Thanks, mom!",
"Someone photoshop calvin in there stomping on snowmen! \n\nCalvin: rrrrraaaaarrrrrr I am T. rex! ",
"Upside down mammatus clouds",
"ICE BURGH LETTUCE HARHARHARHARHARARAR\nokay... ",
"Power through Season 2. Season 3 of Korra is arguably the best season of all of Avatar. Unfortunately, you do need to know at least the conclusion of Season 2 to know what is going on at the beginning of Season 3. I couldn't recommend Season 3 enough.",
"In the ‘80’s they’d have zipper lined those rad bumps bro.",
"Yes but what about frothing at the mouth guy?",
"Actually freshly made coleslaw should still be cold! Some people do make 'warm coleslaw, but that would be rare. ",
"/oddlysatisfying ",
"I believe that's what will happen to these cabbages. Instead of growing more, the nutrients will sort of collect and \"thicken\" in place, causing the cabbages to become sweeter. ",
"and this.. is a snow poff.",
"So this is how they grow snow-men",
"My husband, who's not an expert on when it 'is' season; I didn't know you could grow cabbages in off season.",
"I see what you did there! #avatar #bestcartoonEVER",
"I called it \"cold slop\" as a kid and hated it.\n\nI see why in retrospect, the version at school I tried to eat was disgusting. But a well prepared coleslaw as part of a summer picnic? Perfection!",
"Quite the snow zits.",
"well, cows *are* exclusively girls so...",
"What isn't better when you add bacon, well you know other than your heart and arteries, but that is a problem for after all the bacon is eaten.",
"Are you streaming it, or do you \"own the DVDs?\" I'm disappointed it's not on Amazon (for free) or Netflix.",
"Thanks!",
"I am so happy and excited for you, hopefully about to get that first-watch feel :) ",
"Would love to see a three legged foot race across that. Or maybe even just a regular foot race.",
"Iced cabbage wine! What a treat!",
"Nature's refrigerator",
"Decades later, farmers recounted the horror of pulling the tiny corpses from their fields.\n\n\"I tell ya,\" said Jake Masterson, a local farmer. \"Those cabbages were like tiny igloos, only those Cabbage Patch Kids weren't no eskimos. I still have the nightmares.\"",
"......welp fuck my dreams",
"Looks like clouds from a super Mario game",
"That's why sauerkraut is extra indestructible. \n\nJust ask my bowels...",
"There's a nip in the air, cold won't be good for my crops.",
"Public speaking is brain dead easy, just pretend you are Hitler. ",
"MY CABBAGES!!!",
"You haven't lived if you haven't watched ATLA.\n\nAmerica doesn't always make anime, but when we do it's better than 99% of what Japan makes",
"A bag of carrots and stones would give you an army.",
"This looks like something you'll see in a Mario game.",
"Humps and Humps!!",
"Nicktoons (the channel) just added reruns of it this week. (The US channel)",
"Albino waves of green.",
"coldslaw",
"Ribbed for your mom's pleasure. ",
"Sigh...zip*",
"Are the cabbages ok?",
"Is that how you get iceberg lettuce?",
"Looks like one of those foam mattress covers.",
"You don't know what you're talking about. That's a snowman field. They're just babies. ",
"Boobiessss",
"It's a whole field of Willis!",
"Where the fuck is a cabbage field? \n\n\nEdit: also, I know I'm drunk.",
"\"Gimme some noise!!\"\n\n\\*crickets chirp*",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Also: ass burgers",
"I don't think that is what they are talking about.\n\nWhile the plant is alive and growing and setting fruit and it gets a freeze, the plant starts adding more sugar as a natural mechanism to minimize freeze damage. Thus the fruit that is produced after a good freeze is sweeter because it has more sugar in it.\n\nTaking fruit out of the freezer section vs the fresh section will have no effect on that sugar production as the fruit was harvested prior to the freezing.",
"I'd rather run a spy ring for General Washington than farm these cabbages.",
"I believe plants generate more sugars as antifreeze, so when they are harvested after frost temps they have sweeter taste as a result.",
"So many boobs.",
"Looks like a mattress pad",
"Not to be confused with Futurawas",
"What movie? ",
"Moguls look pretty serious this year. ",
"@Terry Pratchet",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Ah, okay. I don't have cable, but maybe they have a streaming app.",
"Its a field of peeps",
"Thus the economy of the Sto Plains was decimated.",
"Somebody, anybody, needs to doodle this",
"Winter on LV-246.",
"An irish popsicle!",
"I knew this would be the top comment! ",
"Came here to find this comment, am not disappointed",
"It looks like those bumpy foam exercise mats.",
"Only in Gulag.",
"Mildly satisfying.",
"As a skier this makes my knees hurt. ",
"> So it snowed \n \nWas there a first part of that sentence fragment? Using \"so\" to start a sentence is not only irritating, but also incorrect.",
"This was going to be my question. So this won’t ruin the crop? My first thought was “uh oh that looks like an expensive loss”",
"Can some one edit this to Calvin and Hobbesesque snow zombies",
"Put a NSFW tag on that shit. \n\nShowing fields of ice boobies on the front page. For shame.",
"Holy shit! I just watched this episode last night I understand this reference!",
"...were they OK?",
"This is how they make moguls courses actually",
"You mean at the snowball factory ",
"I used to think that it was \"Follow someone's trail of thought\" not Follow someone's train of thought.\n\nI also thought it was \"It takes two to tangle\" not \"It takes two to tango\"",
"Titties",
"Have you tried literally anything roasted with bacon? ",
"[It's free on Nick's website](http://www.nick.com/avatar-the-last-airbender/season-1/)",
"Avatar: the last good show on nick",
"I fucking hated these snowmen on Mario Kart 64",
"Look at all those snow nipples ",
"Oh that's hilarious. I just thought of it as a word that could mean whatever is at hand, like \"thing.\" Now I'm going to think of this and laugh next time. Thanks for that. :)",
"Tractor boy...got you in my tractor beam!!",
"Aliens eggs",
"Day one of winter \nShit I forgot to pick my crops in stardew valley \n\n....... \nmaybe next year :(\n",
"My cans, my precious cans!",
"Gabiish",
"There is no movie in Ba Sing Se",
"What happens now ? Do the crops die ?",
"The cabbages were fine, but all the babies under the cabbage leaves sadly succumbed to hypothermia.",
"Yep, but that's in Korra.",
"No, [but this one definitely is.](http://i.imgur.com/y9PwiW0.gifv) ",
"i fully expect an undertale doggo to come from underneeth these",
"My friend thought that that Rolling Stones song went \"I'll never be your beast ah burnin'\". That's kind of the same thing...",
"You raise a good point.",
"Looks like Iceberg Lettuce to me",
"Thank you. I had an awful day today and needed this.",
"Snowman eggs.",
"I always loved that bumpy foam used in packaging",
"Whats confusing about this? That's how it is. ",
"We know a remote farm in Lincolnshire, where Mrs. Buckley lives; every July cabbage grows there...",
"\"I eat my slaw cold, call it coldslaw\"",
"Lmao Iceberg Lettuce. ",
"ITT:\n\niceberg lettuce iceberg lettuce iceberg lettuce iceberg lettuce iceberg lettuce / anal beads/ iceberg lettuce / awesome foot massager for a giant/iceberg lettuce/ CALVIN & HOBBES/",
"For those wondering. The cabbages were probably ok. Brassicas can generally tolerate a decent amount of cold. And remember. Snow is different from a frost.",
"Well that's a way to create iceberg cabbage, I guess.",
"Carrots too num num num",
"Looks like a closeup picture of sweet potatoes with marshmallows.",
"*Transient Ghosts.",
"So is that a ruined crop?",
"Yes",
"Iceberg lettuce.",
"Yes",
"Looks like snow lasagna ",
"( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"I just want to jump on all of them ",
"I think in the past, boiling was the preferred cooking method, which probably produces something less delicious than a good roast or sauté. I haven’t tried them boiled, but if it’s like cabbage, im sure preparation makes a huge difference. ",
"The snow doesn't kill cabbages and brussel sprouts?",
"I've only ever seen the movie. AMA!",
"Looks like rows and rows of anal beads. ",
"Yer Cabbage! Muff Cabbage!",
"I know far too many people who are over the age of 30 who *still* truly believe it's called \"old timers.\"",
"I think that’s how most kids sang it anyway. Even if they did know it was Ibiza. ",
"I read sweater flavor. I was unable to come up with a mental image of the flavor of a sweater :)",
"There's no way to disprove that. Have you ever seen a cat penis?",
"Wow that brought back memories. Thank you, sir.",
"That’s a lot of peeps",
"...BFG, is that you? ",
"I didn’t realize a whole damn lot until I started reading this thread. Too much information for my brain to handle right now. My whole world just went xplosion sound",
"Rest in Peeps",
"I would have guessed it was iceberg lettuce.",
"THIS DICK HAS BEEN PASSED DOWN THE ARMSTRONG LINE FOR GENERATIONS!",
"So that's where egg cartons come from",
"I was hoping I'd see a Skyrim reference in here.",
"This is how we get iceberg lettuce ",
"*Greater Doge appears*",
"My SO at 32 yrs old had never had homemade coleslaw (in his parent's defense they ain't from around here). He is so amazed when I \"make it\" from a bag of shredded cabbage & a jar of dressing. I haven't told him that's still not homemade.",
"So my grandma is just lying about how she makes her food.\n\nAight, shit just got real grandma. ",
"KFC coleslaw used to trip me out. It was like lime green and blended so finely I wasn't used to that colour and texture. ",
"Computer! Pizza, Peperoni, Hot.",
"Goodbye produce... Hello mushy unsellable cabbages.",
"So this is not a total loss? I know a lot of Brassicaceae like a bit of cold, but damn, a solid few inches of snow?",
"Type of cabbage plant basically but no, not just little aborted cabbages. ",
"When do you plant them?",
"they could be little minions :0",
"F",
"That's certainly one way to preserve cabbages in the winter months. ",
"Are those the eggs that the Cabbage Patch Kids hatch from?",
"Thanks Noob Noob",
"The vegetables of the future!",
"z=(cos(x)+1.5)(sin(y)+1)",
"Came here for this.",
"Ooh I'm getting all goose bumpy... ",
"Ridley Scott ruined me .. all I see are facehuggers beneath the snow waiting to pop out😱",
"Ladies and gentlemen, introducing, snow cabbage patches",
"So that's why they call it Iceberg!",
"I see a bowling ball farm",
"When you finally hear the drop...",
"Iceberg lettuce ",
"Pretty sure that’s a peep field. This is where they grow peeps for Easter ",
"I own the actual DVDs and I'm curious why you put that in quotation marks.",
"Oh man. I hope Candle Jack didn't get h",
"Well played\n",
"Ever tried tea? I don't like black tea, but I enjoy green tea. Then again, I much prefer cheap tea in a tea bag from the grocery store over \"fancy\" coffee shop tea.",
"Plants definitely store more sugar as it gets cold. That's why horses run a much higher risk of foundering (basically, eating themselves to death) on grass during a cold morning. I know this, because at one point I didn't, then it happened to one of our horses. ",
"Yeah this is definitely going to cause some cold burn on the outer leaves and tips. They can handle a lot of cold really well, but when really cold liquids (water that has recently thawed) touch the leaves, or ice forms on top of the leaves, they're going to get at least some cold burn.",
"Flattest mogul field ever. ",
"Came looking for this comment. Did not leave disappointed.",
"I KNEW IT THE ILLUMINATI WAS RE-",
"kills the aphids too",
"Those are some challenging moguls.",
"MY cabbages!!",
"Found Troy.",
"Reminds me of Stalker (1978) : http://images.cinefil.com/movies/744273_843x403.jpg",
"There's a japanese delicacy that is specifically snow-grown cabbage",
"That’s how they grow snowballs.",
"This is actually how they make Iceberg Lettuce. There's no icebergs involved, just snow.",
"That’s a lot of blue balls.",
"Love tea. Can’t get enough. Drink all types and own about 3 teapots! Hahaha",
"Meerkats!",
"> Damn. That's about $9000 loss\n\nHow do you know?",
"Pimple popper wet dream. :)\n",
"Please clap\n",
"The breast augmentation garden is ready to pick.",
"Looks like the foam comforter for a bed ",
"From what I know it's mostly due to hormonal balances/imbalances. Vegetables don't have clocks and calendars, so they rely on weather to know how far along they are on their \"inner calendar\". A lot of plants use cold to measure it, since they \"know\" that winter is cold. As such, when temperatures below x degrees are achieved outside, the plant produces a certain hormone. The more hours of cold it accumulates, the more hormone it accumulates. These hormones are responsible for the good development of the fruit, and if you don't get enough cold, the plant sees it as \"I haven't quite gotten to that specific season yet, not gonna fully develop\". Cherries are a prime example, they need a loooot of cold to become their sweetest.",
"*Soon...*",
"Looks like thousands of Peeps. ",
"Is that the reason for why your username checks out? ",
"Large Fuji Apple are pretty juicy. They are my favortie type of pom",
"But do they sing songs from Fiddler on the Roof?",
"Huh I just thought it was an art style. I don't watch anime though!",
"It feels like I walked into a nursery for baby snowmen :0",
"place? where is it?",
"Dolphins can be gay? :*)",
"This is so Dr. Suess ",
"Gotta respect a solid running gag.",
"Are your cabbages gonna die?",
"So that's how iceberg lettuce is made.",
"Have you ever heard of Cole's Law? Turns out it's just thinly sliced cabbage.",
"I am *honored* to accept his invitation.",
"Same! One of my early posts was about this",
"High temp baking or oven grilling (broiling in the US?) works for sprouts and also achieves the crispy, oily outside you're after. There's lots of ways to enjoy them",
"My father convinced my sister that microwave towers were used to power microwave ovens. This was when she was 14 and she didn't realize it was a joke until her early 20s.",
"I'm always surprised at how many people here (potentially) understand such references. None of my friends would get it.",
"You just made my day, thanks! ",
"That's Kanye west",
"Actually it's a DVD under an electron microscope. ",
"I don't know if \"good\" is the right adjective. Watchable, perhaps. Mildly enjoyable.",
"You're growing Peeps.",
"i want some snow too ;(",
"Looks like the spawning of a snowman army. ",
"this looks so beautiful but at the same time its really saddening to see such loss of food with all this world hunger going on",
"I have a Ukrainian friend who refers to Pizza Hut as Pizza Hut (mainly b/c English is her second language)",
"Isn't he from the Earth Kingdom? O_o",
"What the cabbage. ",
"I will always be in the \"art style\" camp. I've watched tons, literally hundreds upon hundreds of anime and read many more manga, and I will always and forever call it anime (or manga, but western manga is rare) if it's in the traditional anime art style. Sure, you can call it Japanese anime, American/Western anime, Korean anime, it doesn't matter but it's still anime. Why does it matter where it's from?",
"I think the cabbages would still like a HEADS-up before you start preaching ;)",
"Which is now the least sexually questionable thing Louis has ever done.",
"That is the most fucking perfect, smooth, sky blue snow I’ve ever seen in my entire life.",
"Hey a snowball farm",
"\"Not my Cabbage Corp!\"",
"My cabbages!",
"Well, yeah. Instead of frying them on the griddle with some oil, they're literally submerging them in the oil. Fat is delicious.",
"r/woahdude would love this",
"Ahh the classic mandell effect..",
"a field of face huggers",
"Are[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)you[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)aware[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)that[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)you[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)can[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)even[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)make[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)spaces[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)a[ ](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dQw4w9WgXcQ)link?",
"What I learned recently in my agroecology class is that the snow is actually an insulator. However there needs to be a whole lot of it to act in this manner. If there isn't enough of the snow, then the cold temperatures are going to affect them. ",
"r/woahdude would love this one\n",
"So *THATS* how snowballs are made!",
"I wanna rub my ringers tips on it",
"Burn",
"You're not from Oakland, are you? In the 3rd grade I recall getting into a heated debate with another kid because he was convinced that the factory next to our school was indeed a cloud factory. I remember how much it pissed me off because when we asked a teacher to settle the debate for us he took the other kid's side. I knew the teacher was just being facetious, but to this day I still get a little irritated when I think about it. Teachers should never squander an opportunity to educate.\n",
"This is how i do mine. I've now had multiple people who hate brussels sprouts change their minds",
"I can't believe your solid pun got beat out by the cabbage meme",
"Did you know swans can be gay?",
"Oh man, dilemmas. I stopped buying frozen produce cause I try not to buy things in packaging (as much as possible) but I also try to eat as healthy as I can...",
"I always make this dish for the holidays, and I have converted every single \"brussels sprouts\" hater with it. I will sometimes sprinkle some Splenda - I'm actually a low-carb eater...mostly ; ) - to sweeten the sprouts a little more and further diminish any elements of bitterness that might exist. Do this before adding in the pecans and bacon. And I suggest Splenda over other sweeteners (including sugar or Stevia) for this because it is immediately soluble and filters quickly right into the meat of each sprout.\n\nPersonally, rather than buying on the stem, I prefer loose fresh sprouts so I can pick the smallest ones. They seem less bitter to me and more tender and cook up faster. BUT don't let them get mushy! A very mild crunchy texture is crucial. Smaller ones takes a little more preparation time to get the same amount, but it's so worth it when you tease out that nutty flavor without the bitterness. YUMMMMM.\n\nHa, there you have it. More than you ever wanted to know about Candied Pecan Brussels Sprouts. I hope you make some soon : )\n\n",
"Looks like a nice crop of [Peeps](https://www.usatoday.com/story/news/nation-now/2015/03/30/peeps-marshmallow-easter-history-just-born/70553468/) coming in just in time for Easter.",
"I'm just so glad you know what a cooling tower is. Most people call them \"nuclear reactors\" and I'm not kidding ",
"Word nerd here: the term cole slaw is actually derived from the Middle English for \"cold salad\"",
"So that's where snowbabies come from",
"Looks like a mattress topper",
"They die?",
"Found the food critic.",
"Looks like this year we're growing....\n\n\nIceberg lettuce.",
"When I was little I thought grilled cheese sandwiches were \"girled cheese sandwiches\", and anytime we ordered them I always told my mom to get my brother a \"boyed cheese sandwich\" ",
"Cool...",
"All those dead frozen babies... shame ",
"I drink them up!",
"I guess you could say it's iceberg lettuce ",
"https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=2elhDtfmlj8",
"Depending where you are, I know that the process to preserve apples can get real gross real quick. Remember to wash fruits n veggies well!",
"Hey look it’s a bunch of baby snowmen",
"For some strange reason, I just want to step on it all. The way it looks just gives me the urge to want to stomp and kick them. ",
"I know that bananas are sweeter as they ripen because the fiber is being broken down into sugar, is something similar happening due to frost?",
"the ground got goosebumps",
"Cute yet somehow seductive. These cabbages must be a kpop celebrity.",
"I guess now its iceberg lettuce.",
"Aliens",
"Never have I wanted to step on something so much.",
"r/trypophobia maybe",
"I have a weird desire to mess this up",
"But end of season 2 you get to meet the first avatar how can you stop??",
"Oh yeah, I've heard that most apples you see in stores were picked a year or more prior, they use some chemical to block ethylene gas. Thankfully (?) I have IBS and it makes eating apples ill-advised! XD",
"The grounds got goosebumps! ",
"r/misleadingthumbnails",
"I miss when your comment was second most upvoted. Have an upvote, meat-bag.",
"That is strangely funny and soothing all at once....",
"Yeah, no. There's still been a few gems since then.",
"Came for both comments above. Was not disappointed lol",
"I've heard of iceburg lettuce...",
"And that children, is where iceberg lettuce comes from. ",
"LOL, I don't want any part of someone's grandma.\n\nI am simply saying that the process described in this thread is different than simply using frozen vs fresh. Heck as far as I know when they freeze fruit they add sugar or corn syrup as their process and obviously that isn't done with fresh fruit.\n\n",
"thats clearly iceburg lettuce now",
"This kills the cabbage",
"I've been tapping your comment for a minute or so waiting to find the link. So you win. ",
"This is true I work in a nice restaurant that serves brussel sprouts and people fight hand over fist in order to get them at $12 a plate. ",
"Ditto. This is how I got my tween son to not only eat but actually ask for them.",
"“I stand behind my decision to avoid salad and other disgusting things.”",
"Never die little guy.",
"Snowman manufacturing facility.",
"I drove home in the snow. I had to made my own tracks half the trip. Kind of fun. ",
"No one invited you, Ackbar!",
"https://coststudyfiles.ucdavis.edu/uploads/cs_public/b0/fa/b0fa617f-329f-4993-b3e3-0aaf055238f6/costs-and-profitability-analysis-for-cabbage-production-in-the-oxnard-plain-ventura-county-2012-13.pdf\n\nRough estimate in today's dollars",
"Earthy goosebumps",
"The snowmen cometh",
"I thought it was due to the PTC gene that determines whether you can taste the bitterness of PTC, a compound found in many bitter-tasting foods/drinks. Tasters (dominant) would find veggies bitter (particularly those of the cabbage family), while non-tasters (recessive) can’t taste that bitterness. Of course there is a range in between that, of those who taste it less intensely than true tasters. \n\nI’m entirely a non-taster and I’ve never found veggies bitter, not even Brussel sprouts. It also affects how likely someone is going to be a smoker, as a non-taster is less likely to find cigarettes bitter.",
"“My cabbages” lol ",
"A nice hard line to draw is \"cab someone who's not Japanese create something you would call anime?\"\n\nAnd I think the answer to that is obviously yes. ",
"Huh. That's why it's called ice burg lettuce. ",
"[Only pictures...](http://2.bp.blogspot.com/-pcsVSa17RmM/Tj29-NGCbvI/AAAAAAAABn8/nNK1DJwg1W4/s1600/Feline+penis.jpg)",
"TIL how Peeps are made ",
"Props for trying to shoehorn Arrested Development into this thread. You have my upvote.",
"Mean while it snowed 6” in China after Micheal Myers toured the Military Parade.",
"it's cause they're dumb",
"Rip cabbage farmer \"My cabbages!\" ",
"I definitely thought cloud factories existed. ",
"All i see is boobs",
"redneck shooting range",
"how many power plants were you around as a child? it may have.. affected you",
"I hate it",
"A field of fresh marshmallows",
"THATS WHERE THE POOP COMES OUT! how is that \"hot:\"\n",
"It looks like a really well prepared battlefield for a snowball fight. ",
"It has probably already been said but it kinda looks like a bed mattress bc of those bumps ",
"Not cabbage, sausage. \n",
"Either that or you've been preparing the largest snowball arsenal the worlds ever seen.",
"NO, No, No! It's cabbage and vinegar dressing. /s \nPersonally I like both",
"Ribbed for her pleasure",
"It's on their website but only if you log in with a cable account. You could always download the remaster but I always recommend that people purchase the box set first (it's only $25 USD these days).",
"This makes me feel all kinds of ways.",
"For whatever reason, this made me laugh out loud.",
"I can’t to see this on /r/RealLifeDoodles ",
"American Dad reference!",
"It's a snow poff.",
"I don't believe so, no. Mainly because that happens to bananas when they have already been picked. This is because they are what is called climacteric fruits. All fruits release ethylene when they have been picked, but only climacteric fruits have a feedback loop that uses the ethylene released by the fruit as a way to fuel the production of more ethylene, which in great quantities forces fruits to ripen. Ethylene is used in these circumstances as a ripening agent, you pick green bananas, spray them with ethylene and you get ripe bananas. They break down fiber because they have nothing else to use, they are no longer on the tree.\n\nNon-climacteric fruits don't do this, think grapes for example. You leave a grape out, it doesn't get sweeter over time does it? It just eventually rots. It's non-climacteric, it doesn't have the ability to ripen due to using its own ethylene to produce even more ethylene. It does, however, have ethylene receptors, meaning spraying it with ethylene may still be useful, but the fruit in an of itself can't do it.\n\nNon-climacteric fruits ripen on the tree, they keep ripening because they keep receiving sugar produced on the leaves. When you pick them, they stop ripening. The frost before the ripening works as a sort of \"jump start\" to the ripening. More frost=more ripening in the future (to a certain degree, without overly cold temperatures), while less frost=less ripening. So they aren't breaking down their own fiber while they are on the tree to get riper, they are using the sugar produced by the leaves.\n\nGoing back to the bananas, why do bananas smell so fruity and why does placing an avocado near a banana causes it to ripen faster? Bananas release TONS of ethylene, which smells very fruity, and are climacteric, that's why they ripen so fast and cause surrounding fruits with ethylene receptors to also ripen.",
"That's some /r/nocontext for you right there",
"Iceberg lettuce",
"You need to sit your friends down and have a serious talk. ",
"I like carrots but ate them rarely. My son is doing a lot of the cooking now and we have carrots so many ways. They're awesome and easy to always have around.",
"This is......... weirdly cute",
"My Manwich!",
"The picture is upside down. Those are mammatus clouds.",
"Looks like an egg crate ",
"Skiing level: Quintuple Black Diamond",
"Or saute with a little coconut oil so they slide into the garbage easier.",
"Right. To me it's art-style, and that removes the need to associate it with who \"creates\" it, but just who tends to like consuming it. ",
"White bubble wrap. ",
"Dang how did you not end up in comedy? Haha",
"If someone said it was N. Korea maybe. /s",
"Go watch some ATLA, friend =)",
"It's like thousands on mini snowmen",
"My cabbages!",
"Fucking knew it!",
"Ah it's final form, iceberg lettuce",
"All that's missing is some paint balls, the gun and some beer",
"Can I get a towel? A lettuce spinner?",
"I'm 36 and still always assume this when I see a cat or dog.",
"Iceberg cabbage?",
"Reminds me of that one Calvin and Hobbes",
"Didn't know it was snowing south of falador ",
"Cold won’t be good for my crops, either.",
"I think you are mistaken this is clearly a field of iceburg lettuce.. ",
"/r/me_irl",
"Nope! It just says... bear.",
"Surely it isn’t just me seeing a sea of boobs",
"Depends more on the temperature and how long really it has to tolerate sub-freezing temps. I think it's good to 20 degrees, but not sure for how long. \n\nBut cabbage can absolutely survive snow, depending on the temperature/length sub-freezing cold. ",
"Avatar is such a great show.",
"I wanna touch it",
"try tossing some lemon juice in there. Goddamn that's good",
"Nope!",
"Pirates.\n\nPossibly sky pirates.",
"No, he's right. ",
"Lol you right",
"I remember making my whole family crack up laughing when I pointed at a ‘cloud factory’ on a family road trip. ",
"You mean the snowman factory?",
"I'm waiting for the snow to fall off exposing a large group of critters smiling at me with their sharp little teeth..",
"Can the cold temperatures and snow ruin the crops? Hope this won't hurt the farmer",
"My anal bead farm! Nooooo!",
"I get the humor, but Dolphins are mammals and \"most\" sharks lay eggs. Totally different evolution. Fun fact nonetheless. ",
"Frozen at the peak of freshness.",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Why would you say Candlejack? Everyone knows what hap-",
"How could you know what all that is worth and not know that cruciferous vegetables are hearty enough to withstand this?",
"A burn so scarring the recipient must go on a quest to restore their honour.",
"Is this how iceberg lettuce is grown?",
"[r/tryptophobia](http://reddit.com/r/tryptophobia/comments/7siyg9/cabbage_patch/)",
"I used to thank they said \"chicken nuggets\" in that song Get Down On It.. ",
"Yo, winter broccoli is the tits",
"Pretty sure this is a Pink Floyd album cover.",
"Would be way to tempted to put googly eyes on them all ...",
"-egranite\n\n",
"r/oddlysatisfying , the guys over there will love this. ",
"Does the cabbages rip or they can survive?",
"An army of snowmen. Like when Dwight made all the snowmen to freak Jim out",
"You eat the cabbage. Yuck!",
"Daaad!",
"Carnies....small hands...smell like cabbage",
"Wavey ",
"It's a sinusoidal function!",
"Looks like your harvesting an army of white walkers. ",
"Nazicles",
"If this hadn't been the top comment I would have thrown my phone across the room.",
"I only recently found out that horse legs are actually like horse fingers thanks to a horse and ghost advice podcast called my brother my brother and me. ",
"SECRET TUNNNNNNELLLLLLLL",
"Ice berg lettuce? (Boom tish *)",
"Kinda looks like my styrofoam mattress",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"I thought this was the intro to the next Alien movie. ",
"Brassica Prime is very displeased. ",
"Where Minecraft snowballs are grown. ",
"I just learnt that americans call something else, what does seem to be a big red deer, an elk. In Europe, an elk is a moose. ",
"probably for the better, since the song butchers the pronunciation of it",
"The Sto Plains in winter!",
"Double Black Diamond moguls at the least.",
"Is that what the inside of a fleshlight looks like?",
"More like iceberg lettuce",
"What kind of idiot doesn’t harvest his crop before this happens?",
"I fell off my bike and my mom said \"oops you lost your balance\".\nInstead of getting back on my bike I started walking around aimlessly. My mom asked me what I was doing and I replied \"looking for my balance\".",
"Iceberg* lettuce",
"I’m not the only one to think it was called “Pizza Hot”! I knew there had to be others.",
"I’m frustrated on my mobile phone ",
"This looks like something from a Mario kart course",
"Before opening this I thought to myself, \"if the top comment isn't my cabbages, I'm gonna be disappointed\"",
"Are white walkers born from these Cabbages ?",
"r/MuseumOfReddit, for all your Reddit-related knowledge needs. Please see the Wiki on its sidebar for further information. ;)\n\nBeware of the *other* museum... ;)",
":crazyparrot:",
"This is what I came for.",
"It's finally clear... they're coming for us.",
"Peeps in the making",
"I thought men drove trucks and women drove cars. ",
"It looks like my foam mattress topper",
"Probably someone who would lose $$ just by the cost of labor to get them in. If the price of a crop drops during the growing season or contracts are broken, the grower has to cut their loss any way possible, it's just business.",
"50% of the time, you were right all the time.",
"I had the same problem until I completed the community center bundle and got the greenhouse.",
"This would make a good album cover",
"These are snowman eggs.",
"I've heard of iceberg lettuce but this is ridiculous",
"r/MildlyInteresting ",
"Not one joke about [The Stalker](http://cdn8.openculture.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/tarkovsky.jpg).",
"Well I thought Ellen de Generes was called \"Ellen the Generous\" because she gave out stuff all the time. Please note this was also the time where I thought putting baby powder on my face could make me whiter.",
"Snowball factory, or where snowmen come from?",
"You know what they say- naturally frozen cabbages are the best!",
"When will the aliens hatch?",
"Moguls!!!!!",
"Don’t lie... you’re growing snowmen!!!",
"I din’t Think it snowed in ankhmorpork.. huh. TIL.",
"Ohh so that's how they make iceberg lettuce",
"You sure this isn't iceberg lettuce? ",
"The only redeeming thing about season 2 is the 2 episodes dedicated to Avatar Wan, that shit was dope as hell",
"I wonder where this is. \n\nWhere I live the ground freezes to about 10 feet deep. I wouldn't let cabbage outside during winter. ",
"And this... is a snow poff...",
"I'm thinking he was making a Soka reference, but I don't know why",
"Pretty dumb. ",
"My kale gets covered in snow for a few days every year, and it always pops back without missing a beat when things thaw out. The whole brassicae family is very cold-hardy, and pretty easy to grow in northern climates. ",
"That is oddly ominous",
"Is this how they make Iceberg Lettuce?",
"Who rolled all of those snow balls?",
"poor cabbage patch kids are havin' a hell of a time dealing with it",
"lol ",
"This kills the cabbage.",
"Kevin?",
"You’re not fooling me. Those are rows of Xenomorph eggs. 👽👾👽👾👽👾👽👾👽👾",
"Pretty sure that’s iceberg lettuce",
"Look like a snowman assembly line.",
"One of those cabbages is actually Dwight Schrute buried up to his neck waiting to throw snowballs. ",
"Fallen Irish soldiers covered in snow circa 1939 colorized",
"Implied jokes are the best jokes.",
"It legit looks like you are growing snowmen on your snowman farm ",
"It can tolerate snow and even get better tasting after a snow covering and chill.\n\nThe plant can stay alive until the ground begins to freeze. That kills the plant as the cell membranes start to rupture as they freeze.",
"Looks like something from Super Mario Bros.",
"Boobs. ",
"From what I read, it's the ground freezing that will kill it.\n\nBut I'm just a guy reading wiki and such, I gladly defer to real expertise :)",
"r/trypophobia",
"This method got me hooked on sprouts. ",
"Looks like something from “Stranger Things”. ",
"Yeah I didn't realize it till a few weeks ago. I'm 28. And only because I wanted to make fun of its name. \"Why is it called a wheel barrel? It's only like half of a barrel.\" But I looked up the spelling in case I was an idiot.",
"Iceberg lettuce.",
"Egg crate mattress pad. Anyone?",
"If you're referring to nuclear power plants with those huge cylindrical towers, you're not exactly wrong, it's steam that's being released which would join the clouds in the sky.",
"Look at all of the little iceburgs",
"Iceberg lettuce?",
"No one has commented peeps! The fuck is wrong with y'all?",
"Wrong. This is iceberg cabbage.",
"Brassicca Prime would be proud",
"Kinda looks like bubble wrap",
"For all intensive purposes",
"It’s a peep farm!",
"Mogul ski run now ;)",
"And thus you embarked upon a quest to become a cabbage farmer?",
"Joo Dee, do the thing! ",
"Dilly dilly",
"Field of facehuggers",
"Winter has come to LV426",
"I called it pizza da hut",
"I would have titled this \n\nSo I rolled over 1000 snowballs on my own ",
"Came here specifically for this comment, was not disappointed. ",
"That looks cool and all, but I hate that you lost all of that profit..",
"He doesn't just want you to live in Calvin's imagination, he wants you to use your own too.",
"This will make the cabbages sweeter! :D",
"hmm I thought it was on amazon.. I might need to check again",
"Can confirm that this is 100% true ",
"Someone with Photoshop skills should do this for this guy. I have no such skills.\n",
"I always thought of it as Sweet-ish fish",
"The most underrated moments in Avatar. ",
"Does this mean the cabbages are dead?",
"For some reason, this gives me inverse Trypophobia feels...",
"Iceberg lettuce?",
"Perhaps, but Avatar very clearly marked the end of an era.",
"Dammit, when will people learn not to say candle jack name ou",
"So this is how they grow Iceberg lettuce...",
"Well that's cool. ",
"There is a movie , since when ?",
"If i was there, I totally would man, I totally would.",
"Those damn weather gods! Off with their heads! One for each head of cabbage! ",
"Wade Blade",
"You had a perfect chance to use iceberg lettuce and you let me down",
"That is the largest egg carton foam mattress pad I’ve ever seen.",
"Oh god I can't make it go away. ABORT THREAD",
"Looking good",
"Hope thats cleared up soon. Hate to miss my St. Paddy’s day meal",
"Idk why this makes me so uncomfortable ",
"Oooooh snow bubbles!!!",
"Snow tiddies",
"Just finished it again. Damn the end is good.",
"Like knock off bubble wrap.",
"I thought Whataburger was \"Water burger\" when I was a kid. It did not make sense. Even though I couldn't taste a difference, I imagined some sort of watering down of the burgers and didn't like going there.\n\nAt some point I got the name straightened out, and since high school Whataburger is my favorite fast food burger joint.",
"Wait, no I thought he was a hobbit",
"Do you have it on disk or is it on a streaming service",
"Tiddies... Tiddies everywhere ",
"this makes me want to pop it like bubble wrap!",
"It's Dutch. Translates to cabbage salad. ",
"Warm shredded brussels sprout slaw?",
"Not even the mighty snow can stop the underground rule of CRAB PEOPLE. ",
"Damn waterbenders!",
"Appa tentacles?",
"Instructions unclear accidentally invaded Poland.",
"...I've always wondered where peeps come from......now I know",
"Thanks for the lock screen background!",
"What are these other gems? ",
"Iceberg lettuce?",
"I remember the first time I saw sliced beets, I thought it was slices of canned cranberry sauce. Imagine my surprise and disgust. ",
"Peeeeeps!",
"It looks like a whole field of ice cream scoops I want them!!!",
"Thought to be cabbage, a field of snowballs for the world's largest snowball fight.",
"Its a SnoCone farm!",
"so many boobs ",
"rip cabbages",
"Peeps",
"I mean, have you ever seen a cat penis?",
"Marshmallows.. marshmallows everywhere",
"200,000 units are ready, with a million more well on the way...",
"\"cabbage field\". Yeah. You mean Snowman Farm. I'm on to you. ",
"I was looking for this comment.. how it wasnt made in the first hour is confusing",
"spheroidal snowy waves",
"You don't want to know.",
"Looks like a peep field",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"\"Alien: Winter Wars\" ...Coming Soon",
"Dead Cabbages are Art.",
"I got it on my first tap. No regrets.",
"Fuck it, that bit is still hilarious.",
"https://giphy.com/gifs/reaction-avatar-cabbage-mwErnt1MeDBcs ",
"I don't belive you. ",
"Reminds me of calvin and hobbs",
"Gotta love agriculture resiliency amiright?",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"The heads are coming in early this year! ",
"I grew up on a freaking farm.... You'd think my parents would have known how to pronounce wheelbarrow correctly. However, my dad still pronounces culvert (the pipe that allows water to flow under the road) like covert. Clearly enunciation isn't a strong suit in my family!",
"Seen it 3 times, looking forward to getting friends together for a 4th.",
"Iceberg lettuce anyone?",
"Wow how did the snow get like that? What are the balls?",
"So why didn’t they harvest these poor cabbages before winter like all other farmers do?",
"This also seems worthy of a photography competition 😃\n\nThe other was the albino squirrel. ",
"Looks like that one section in DK Summit haha",
"I have no idea why, but this makes me want to munch some freshly shredded cabbage so freaking bad. ",
"r/confusedboners",
"Should put a sign out that says \"Pre Rolled Snow Balls\"",
"Try between the \"Are\" and the \"you\" for a surprise, and then every other space.",
"Is this how an army of snowmen starts? ",
"So long and thanks for all the fish!",
"r/WTF seems more appropriate.....",
"Amethyst?",
"You sure it wasn't Iceberg lettuce?\n\nI'll see myself out.",
"Lil bit of salt and pepper on jellied cranberry sauce. Yum. Confused as to why every can is upside down though.",
"You could call this \"Of Cabbages and Snow Kings\". XD",
"Iceberg cabbage? ",
"Expect this to happen soon. https://m.imgur.com/r/funny/RjhHC",
"aw I was hoping it was a [MY LASAGA](https://i.redditmedia.com/DQKLTnlltx8eIkOtmTi3GsmJ0D7b1SgFGWSxRO4M7Ik.jpg?w=320&s=b05a8eff420968430da27297740aa65e) reference lol",
"I have been trying to rewatch it as well but can’t find anywhere to stream it. Can you help a buddy out with that?",
"Is it not a cabbage patch?",
"Why....why do you need to repeat the same word?",
"Is bubble wrap not usually life size? ",
"I told my little one this was a farm that grows snowballs. Then a machine harvests them, ships them to the store, and we buy them. That's how we get snowballs.\n\nI expected him to say \"umm, no, we make them with our gloves when it snows...\" since he is 7, but he just accepted it as fact, said that was cool. Now I'm worried I need to be more obvious with my jokes vs. facts =|",
"Bouncy balls, Chinese balls, cabbage balls...... *call me....*",
"Sure that isn’t iceberg lettuce?",
"Facebook fact: This is how iceberg lettuce is made",
"Lmao they look like the North Korean military",
"Will this not hurt the cabbages?",
"Cold and crunchy how I like it. Wedge me",
"I’m 40 and have the same thing with coffee. It’s not my thing and it’s never going to be. I can’t tell you to close yourself off to your tastes maybe changing as you age(mine have in many ways), but I myself have just accepted it and own it. She can get any coffee she wants and I’ll get my Diet Coke. It’s always a bigger deal to others than it is to me so I’ve had to learn not to sweat it. ",
"eyes. they all need eyes. ",
"Woah I can here to comment that thinking I’d be the first one and when I saw it at the top I kinda got mind fucked ",
"Are the cabbages deas",
"RIP in peace Cabbages.",
"No, that's congress.",
"Since about 10 years ago, but it was terrible. The movie was bad in its own right, but they also strayed too far from the source material. Things like Fire benders couldn’t summon fire, but could only manipulate it (X-Men’s Pyro), the thing that bugged me the most throughout the entire movie, even though it’s a minor thing, they NEVER said Aangs name correctly. Instead of saying “hang” without the “H” they said “ung” like “tongue”",
"It's not really a chemical process. They are just stored in a higher nitrogen air mix than regular air, its not uncommon for apples you eat now to be picked 6 to 8 months ago.",
"I think you think you messed up",
"r/wellthatsucks",
"They dead",
"Snows got acne",
"Oh it be a good harvest this year",
"No that's exactly how the meme is.",
"Oh. I'm not up on my memes. Sorry for the false accusation",
"🎵Do you wanna grow a snowman?🎵",
"It looks like your snow henchmen are about to bud",
"Agreed",
"Is it really a snow poff?",
"Awesome, thanks",
"Lalalala , all I see are blanks .\n\n\n\n\nThough seriously , thank god there wasn't a sequel and thanks for reminding me to apologize to my friends for dragging them to watch this crap. \n\n\n\nThe biggest joke for me would be the earth banners , dude, just use your fist and throw the pebble. Instead, we have 3 guys trying to earth bend a pebble and you wonder how the earth kingdom even last more than a day with such a shitty power.",
"Wait, do you? ",
"He anybody mentioned /r/calvinandhobbes yet? ",
"I thought Subway was called Sub-Guy because my town had a Mr. Sub",
"And this is why I love, and donate to the creator of RES: https://i.imgur.com/RR0pfEP.jpg",
"Mmmmm, wet sheep. ",
"“As you can see in this photo, Minnesota has been stockpiling weapons for the coming World (snowball) War for months.”",
"https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/kingofthehill/images/4/46/Dolphin.jpg",
"Legend of Korra was decent. TLA is in a league of its own though",
"It in fact gets better with every rewatch ",
"I didn’t remember CaH being so dark...",
"what",
"Original image link: https://twitter.com/ishikawanashiya/status/955596596091150336",
"You sure that's not just a bunch of Huskies covered in snow? Rattle the food dish!",
"Those aren't cabbages. They're eggs and you don't want to know what's going to hatch from them. [ your new best friend](https://goo.gl/images/YV8WqU)",
"I genuinely do.",
"Alltimers\n",
"Aren’t cabbages really winter hearty? I hear they taste much better (sweeter)when they grow in cold climates. Within reason of course. They can stay snow covered for more than a few hours. ",
"He tried.... I guess that counts.",
"I'm selling them at **Trader joe's**",
"So that looks pretty cool...",
"I see Calvin and Hobbes have been busy.",
"Yes.\n\nSame with Brussels Sprouts.\n\nMine usually can handle overnight temps down to 20F before the growing season is over.\n\nThey taste better because the plant has a reaction to below freezing temperatures when it converts its starches into sugars. This protects the cells in the plant from getting damaged when the temps drop below freezing. And it makes them really yummy too!",
"I did a project recently about cabbage growing in Minnesota. They do not like cold temperatures. I thought they would be like most other brassicas and maybe improve from a chill, but my teacher who has grown them assured me that they do not. ",
"No but Kevin is a space dolphin.",
"> Legend of Korea\n\nEverything changed when the Best Nation attacked",
"Global warming got those cabbages",
"Still waiting..",
"No, it actually makes them taste much better.\n\nThe plant converts starches into sugars to protect itself from freezing temperatures.",
"Steam them and then cheese and bacon. It's amazing.",
"I didn’t know they made white peeps. Looks delicious. ",
"Southerners say the same thing about collards. They're sweeter after a frost or two. Can't say if it's true bc I never cook any prior to frost.",
"To be honest, that totally works. I usually start with an attitude that nobody is judging above me and that shuts down all the uneasy nerves.",
"That works too",
"\n\nAvatar vs Futurama. \n\nPack up guys. Looks like Avatar won this round by a large margin. \n",
"Had to click on the comments of this post just to make sure this was the top comment. Thank you. ",
"Xenomorph eggs in the snow.",
"Will these cabbages be okay? Will the snow hurt them?",
"what the? is this real? lol \nNow im hungry for some snow cabbage...",
"I love your snowman farm. Cant wait till they are fully grown.\n",
"Cabbage vender: the traveling cabbage seller ",
"Is that where snow is grown?",
"I'm still a fan, no matter how many women were made witness to his pathetic creepiness!",
"::whispers:: someday you'll make a delicious pork and sauerkraut, but today, just rest, my beauties.",
"one might call it... iceberg lettuce",
"Some Bubble and squeak please",
"Will this damage the cabbages?",
"I thought when you did the YMCA dance, you made a big circle with your arms for the A. My logic was that it was a lower-case \"a\".\n\nI'd been doing the YMCO for 21 years until someone finally told me.",
"Ok now I have that mental image to deal with for the rest of my life :)\n\nYou're awesome.",
"No more Cabbage water for that Piece of Shit Grampa Joe",
"Oh my God! I'm not the only one!\n\nIt totally blew my mind when we adopted a boy cat when I was 5. Then my best friend got a girl dog not long after.",
"I thought Darth Vader was Dark Vader. No adult could argue me out of a truth I could see with my own eyes. ",
"The dick would grow back of course",
"That's because loves of veggies produce extra sugars to lower the freezing point of the water in their cells! I used to work on a farm, and I loved going to the spinach greenhouse the morning after it snowed. The spinach tasted candy-sweet!",
"r/OddlySatisfying ",
"It looks like an army of snow men are growing to be the legion of death they were taught to be. ",
"My worst nightmare. A fuck ton of Shmooos.",
"If the past tense of 'know' is 'knew', then why is that of 'snow' not 'snew'?",
"Yeah, it's funny. Turns out coleslaw *isn't* supposed to be neon green.",
"The rise of the snow benders. The chilly cabbage wars...",
"Why would you freeze all those cabbage patch kids like that?",
"I don’t think these are cabbages. Looks more like iceberg lettuce. Easy mistake.",
"Iceberg lettuce",
"Damn...I thought I had this one. ",
"Bumpy!",
"Extra crispy taste.",
"There's a nip in the air. Cold won't be good for my crops, never is...",
"Ohh, I like this idea",
"Spring usually. Summer if I'm feeling zesty",
"Unless you brought it with you!",
"Snow boobs",
"Imagine how freaked out someone would be if you slowly built them into a snowman army. ",
"It's definitely a chemical process. Nitrogen and oxygen and regular air can all be made through artificial chemistry. The biggest thing is that there is literally zero difference between artificial and natural when it comes to naturally occurring substances. \n\nAn apple that was picked a year ago could be stored by completely natural means if someone was determined enough. It would just be way more cost efficient to do it synthetically.\n\nThe apple doesn't change at all as far as your body is concerned. ",
"You liar, someone's getting ready for a snowball fight!",
"*Curse you autocorrect*\n\nBut still that’s pretty funny",
"Surprised I haven't seen any comments referencing Alien.",
"Cabbages? That there is a snowball farm!",
"r/LakeLaogai/",
"All of those poor babies...",
"The joke is from Undertale. In one section, [there's a bunch of 'snow poffs'](https://i.ytimg.com/vi/5I5JLVb5_tM/maxresdefault.jpg) lying around. If you check them you get slightly different dialogues for each one sort of humoring the type of player who would obsessively check everything in an rpg and saying to them \"obviously this is the same thing as the last 5 things you checked that looked exactly like this.\"",
"I'm so happy that I had to read this far to remember the live action movie because I legit did not know what movie everyone was talking about",
"Is that a bad thing?\n\nI mean, Ive heard of cold stuff ruining crops.\n",
"Waterburger ",
"I may be wrong but doesnt cabbage sweeten if it drops below freezing? Or are they ruined? ",
"Me too ",
"Meanwhile at the maltizer nursery...",
"Yes what else I would like to hear about them if there exist.",
"Wtf? Sweet! I didn't realise cabbages were that smart. Thanks",
"Just like cabbage, adding a pinch of Caraway seeds during the early cooking stage creates a chemical reaction to drastically reduce the fart smell. Polish people have been doing this for centuries, and Alton Brown even walked through the science of it in one of his shows.",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"They aren't?",
"so hes a bit of a fixer upperrrrr",
"#CABBAGES! CABBAGES!\n#BARELY EVEN HUMAN!",
"So are they dead",
"Wait what are you trying to say ",
"An Iceberg Lettuce field. ",
"I feel like those cabbages are ruined",
"[Don't say I didn't warn you lol](https://vignette.wikia.nocookie.net/avatar/images/f/fc/Film_-_Appa.png/revision/latest?cb=20121107083225)",
"Also, [Cabbage Corp](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lqFqRrNmiu4) and [the cabbage guy statue](https://images.moviepilot.com/images/c_fill,h_500,w_500/t_mp_quality_gif/qyuwig63zkydtndroqeu/who-is-the-my-cabbages-guy-statue-outside-cabbage-corps-394109.webm) on TLK.",
"Now it's iceberg lettuce",
"Pretty sure that's [DK Summit](https://i.imgur.com/rv1gDsH.jpg)",
"Yeah, I've seen the movie, but I don't see the tentacles.",
"It was a Soka reference! reddit silver to you good person!",
"This needs to be in r/photoshopbattles",
"They're just baby [Snow Monsters](https://www.google.com/search?q=snow+monsters&client=opera&hs=VMD&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwiHkrmPxO_YAhUD1GMKHeydDGkQ_AUICigB&biw=1366&bih=696)\n\n[SNOW MONSTERS in Zao, Japan](https://youtu.be/hyk5PV80MSg)",
"Calvin and Hobbes will be right there.",
"Appa isn't supposed to have long legs like that.",
"Oh no. Are they ruined? Looks like ski bumps.",
"R/oddlysatisfying",
"Snipples",
"Flash frozen to preserve freshness.",
"The snowmen plants are beginning to bloom. ",
"AMAZING!",
"The bad news, maybe your crop is ruined? (Maybe not according to another comment.)\n\nThe good news, you got a neato pic out of the deal! :)",
"Snot's uncle just can't catch a break.",
"This kills the cabbage. ",
"I don’t know why but I want to step on them...",
"Those patterns looks satisfying... ",
"And he loves fish sticks ",
"Someone better gather up those cabbage patch kids and get them inside quick. \n\n",
"It makes me hungry for some reason.",
"That's not true for stuff like cabbages and Brussels sprouts, they don't really \"ripen\". That's true for stuff that's botanically a fruit, like tomatoes, green beans, etc. ",
"Sorry, was just trying out how to post a link. Added a music video then deleted it. TIL...",
"Thank you. This was the comment I was looking for. And if I didn't see it I was going to say it. I would be saying knowing at that point no one would understand. I had to scroll which felt like eternity. ",
"Was i the only one who assumed it was an army of peeps! Snow peeps!!! ",
"So many balls 😂",
"Iceberg Lettuce...\n\nNO WONDER THEY'RE CALLED THAT! :O",
"So is the how you freeze the cabbage patch babies for future use.",
"Reference to what? I was kinda puzzled how a simple 'My cabbages!' comment is the top one.",
"\\*sigh\\*... this *used* to be more of a nerdtopia...\n\nNow it's more just a place that everyone under 40 comes to argue about stuff, with a penchant for hating on anything ever associated with white male nerds. ._.",
"Thank you.",
"This looks like something I would long jump across in Mario Odyssey",
"Ultimate mogul course",
"How does it feel to get 10,000+ karma for a cabbage salesman reference?",
"You sure this not iceberg lettuce?",
"https://i.imgur.com/aGSkt1g.gifv",
"I'm gonna do that from now on.",
"What a shame all of those cabbage patch kids all froze to death huddled together like that and you decide to use there deaths to whore karma, take you're fucking up vote and get out of my sight you sick bastard/s\n",
"Neato, my first ever Reddit silver",
"So Not iceburg lettuce...",
"It really does! I'm already noticing tons of details I never noticed before. This is my 4th time watching through the series.",
"Konosuba! ",
"It's crazy! I didn't think that many people would get the reference. The show ended years ago and this character only appears a few times. I think it's a real testament to the popularity of Avatar. It was such a great show.",
"Snoobies.",
"The peeps army is massing ",
"Looks like the snow covered heads up people buried up to their necks",
"Snowmen are coming up nice this year",
"Shit dude. That’s throwback.",
"It's crazy though how much the average ~ 10 yr~ or so could understand. The writers did an amazing job respecting they're viewers when making this show not dumbing anything down because kids r watching. That why this \"kids show\" never got old imo",
"Looks like a snowman crop just beginning to sprout ",
"Are you sure it isn't iceberg lettuce?",
"And that son, is how baby snowmen are made",
"people always say something barely tastes of coffee and it's all i can taste when i try whatever they suggest. the only lvl of coffee that isn't too strong is none lol ah well, more coffee for everyone else. ",
"As a guy who used to play a lot of LAN Lords of the Magic, unless the earth king has teched up to golems yet the answer to any request he makes is to yell “get fucked” down the stairs",
"Damnit he beat me too it",
"If you can power through it, season 3 is at least as good as The Last Airbender in my opinion",
"T h e y r i s e ",
"That's good to hear. The first thing that popped into my head was \"that poor farmer has lost their whole crop\"",
"Yes",
"Thought this was a Dali painting for a second ",
"You’ve heard of iceberg lettuce, now get ready for iceberg cabbage!",
"I used to think it was called \"pizza hunt\" for the longest time. ",
"[/popping](https://www.reddit.com/r/popping/)",
"42",
"Free them.",
"RIP cabbages",
"came in to say this...",
"u/yeoldsmith ",
"Also, swans can be gay",
"Just love this pic.",
"So cool",
"Not sure if this was said yet but they look like snowy versions of the marshmallow peep candy XD.",
"ಥ_ಥ",
"I see this and immediately thought of party parrot... what is wrong with me?",
"Erm... doesn't this kill the cabbage?",
"Human being",
"Snow boobies? 😏",
"I also wonder about lettuce. I planted some assuming they will be ok for the winter, without really looking it up. Gets to about 20 F / -6 C here.",
"You NEED to draw faces on every single one of these.",
"Having my boyfriend re-watch it for a second time. He's forgotten a lot that happen from the first viewing so it's like he's watching it for the first time. I love it. ",
"I feel it adds information here. It's vague and slangy, but describes a kind of shock and annoyance that the cabbage is now ruined.",
"You people have obviously never been to a waffle house. ",
"Bubble wrap! ",
"depends on who yah ask ;)",
"oh beutiful scenary, Please where is it ? I want to go here ",
"what show is that from and why do i need to watch it now",
"I hope not! But I think it depends very much on just how cold it is. They can survive some freezing, but if it gets much lower, at least the out leaves will probably suffer.",
"And now its a field of oversized white balls",
"Someone please animate those little guys dancing and turn it into gif",
"Wouldn't that be a patch, not a field?",
"Oh, great: we're 9Gag now.",
"How would that affect the food stock",
"These skyrim mods have gone too far!",
"i’ve smelt this stench before… the Flood…",
"Iceberg field straight ahead!",
"That was a bummer news for me as well",
"I know I cringed typing it. ",
"There goes all of the flavor",
"My brother loved Water burger but I never wanted to try it because it seemed weird to have a burger with water in it.",
"I came here looking for the Banished reference",
"Legend of Korra is what taught me to hate Nick. The shit they put the creators through with that show still pisses me off.",
"Anything specific? I mean yeah it had a lot of flaws, but I thought it was an enjoyable show to watch",
"*Plant versus zombies. Freeze Spell *",
"r/oddlysatisfying ",
"Literally speaking #NotAllDolphins",
"Is this how iceberg lettuce is formed?",
"This is not da way ",
"Cabbage, or lots of conveniently hidden dead women?",
"You sure those aren't iceberg lettuce?",
"Really? I always thought it was supposed to be a place where people can post pictures about anything, which is why the often high number of nerdy people surprises me.",
"Iceberg lettuce ",
"I made a full pound or more in the oven with nothing but oil, salt, and pepper. My friend's boyfriend was over, and we (the two of us) absent-mindedly and accidentally put an end to them in fewer than thirty minutes.\n\nWe were both trying them for the first time in years to see if we still hated them. We did not.",
"It's like a mass abortion for those who still believe babies come from cabbage patches.",
"No... This is where they harvest peeps. ",
"Is it streaming somewhere? Or do you own? Or other.",
"RUN! Their neat OCD dragon mother must be nearby.",
"Minion winter holiday. \"Banana!\"",
"r/oddlysatisfying",
"Asking tropophobic people: does this trigger your tropophobia? ",
"False! This is actually a snowman body regeneration farm.",
"Season 1 was worse than season 2. Seasons 3 and 4 were the only good Korra seasons and even then season 4 had clunky episodes..",
"[it's free on Nick's website](http://www.nick.com/avatar-the-last-airbender/season-1/)",
"does this kill the cabbages?",
"if it wasnt already on the screen when the comments loaded, i was going to be PISSED",
"I liked in the clip show episode when ask the villains rip on the season 2 villain",
"Omastar's waiting to strike",
"Buy some fleece protection, you can get a big roll for quite cheap",
"I am pretty sure that cabbage can survive a light coating of snow.",
"[MY CABBAGES!](https://media1.tenor.com/images/55de9a0850e27483a7ee74fdad69c146/tenor.gif?itemid=7290788)",
"They mutated from cabbages to iceberg lettuce. ",
"Who the fuck is noob noob?",
"Is it anime? I don't like anime.",
"How peeps are made. ",
"They're mobilizing!",
"sl*awwwwwwwwww*\n",
"isnt this a scene from frozen? are the trolls about to appear or what?",
"Looks like a snowball farm",
"My brand!",
"They look like peeps. ",
"redditsilver!\nredditgarlic!",
"[**Here's your Reddit GarlicThot, dnceleets!**](https://imgur.com/B6K6JuO) \n\ndnceleets has received garlic 1 time. (given by /u/spez) \n\n ^I'm ^^a ^^^bot ^^^^for ^^^^questions ^^^^^contact ^^^^^/u/ETHead420",
"I JUST TOLD YOU WHAT TO SAY",
"My carrages!",
"It’s an American cartoon.",
"All in all it's just another brick in the wall.",
"Reminds me of egg crate foam...",
"Not necessarily, there are male cows who are fixed so they don't become bulls",
"If it's a male cow it's a bull",
"Saw this thread. Ctrl+F \"poff\". Not disappointed. ",
"Tbf they are cloud factories",
"TRACTAH BOYYY!!!!",
"We all know those are buried heads ",
"Sir, we have 1 million snowballs ready for battle.",
"Probably related to it being taken off air due to lack of popularity or something. IIRC, the last season (or two?) were only released online since the 3 extra seasons were already greenlit after the relative success of the first.",
"Obviously you have to use iceberg lettuce.",
"my cabbages!",
"Yuck, I don't like cabbage.",
"Ah, so its iceberg lettuce season. ",
"The show was alright. It's just how Nick treated the creators and the show through development.",
"Yeah, I can imagine. I've seen episodes here and there, but I haven't re-watched it from start to finish for close to 10 years.",
"You can buy it for streaming, but it's not part of the Prime package.",
"This. Or having bought digital rights to stream it from a legit source like Amazon.",
"Well I just checked again. all seasons are available for me, for free ",
"Just the Ember Island Players on tour!",
"I'd easily put it in top 10 animated series and top 25 overall TV shows of my lifetime.",
"Really? Hmm... I clearly have to purchase the rights to stream the show, and it's $29.99 per season for the HD version. Maybe it's a region thing? Are you in the US?",
"Refridgerlater",
":] what is your number one? Out of curiousity",
"looks like atoms under an electron microscope",
"I don't do countdown lists because I always argue with myself, especially over top spots. Some other amazing animated series would be Batman: TAS, Gargoyles, Darkwing Duck, Dungeons & Dragons (got me into D&D), Transformers, Futurama, Fist of the North Star (got me into anime), Code Geass, and Full Metal Alchemist",
"Woah ok. I’ve only heard of a few of these so ill have to do some research! Also, hell yeah to DnD! Just started playing near the end of 2017 and have had a blast ever since. Thanks for sharing",
"Wow, an army of undead snowdwarfs!",
"no, Austria. ",
"*Alaskan Cabbage",
"Lucky bastard.",
"Looks more like iceberg lettuce to me",
"TIL how Peeps are made ",
"Looks like the start of a Doctor Who episode. ",
"You want facehuggers? Because this is how we get facehuggers!",
"This year's crop of cabbage patch kids will be extra expensive now",
"What the cabbage. ",
"These moguls suck! ",
"Where is this?"
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"Photo credit to my very observant wife.",
"Your beard has beautiful color!",
"I thought this was pubic hair.",
"Isnt a beard pubic hair since you get it after puberty? "
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A perfect, isolated, snowflake landed on my beard.
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"State st baby!",
"You know it!",
"I fucked a girl in there once",
"This is one of my favorite building in the world. It’s symettrical all four ways and looks like it has 8 main entrances. Those 8 main entrances all point towards a street. 4 of them look like this and the other 4 look like a grand staircase between two building wings. \n\nAlso, Madison, WI is just fucking awesome in general. ",
"Yeah, I kind of agree. Lived here since I turned 19, half in the Grimm book bindery building. Also, I'm directly responsible for the second time halloween riots. Sorry. "
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A cool picture my mom took of the capital in Madison WI
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"Thats cool.",
"Poor Dumbo, hope he'd be able to live with the rejection.\nVery cool pic.",
"Replace Kissed with Killed.....her soul has been removed.",
"The elephant kissed a cougar.",
"Sucked out",
"No, the elephant wiped its nose on your wife",
"But that's not an elephant's mouth ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)",
"i see what you did there kappa",
"Good point. Good good point.",
"err. True. TY.",
"She has gorgeous red hair. She Scottish?",
"He was trying the Inuit way",
"Has anyone ever told you how elephants mastrubate?",
"Post up your picture, bro",
"Was she wearing peanut scented perfume? I mean I have heard of chocolate scented.",
"This is the real life equivalent of \"this guy shows up and smacks your wife's ass, what do you do? \" so, what did you do?",
"/r/misleadingthumbnails \n\n( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)",
"Rode on his back and toured S. Africa a bit. :)\n",
"Sicilian.",
"LOL",
"*smelled",
"And how long has this been going on?!",
"This is really cute. If you haven't already you might want to submit this to r/redditgetsdrawn. They are always looking for fun things :)",
"hmm , nice tits!\n\n.. Smile ! nice Smile!¬",
"Still should have fought it. Defend your wife's honor.",
"What?Elephant kissed your wife by its nose."
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An Elephant Kissed my Wife
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"Artist / source is @billprickett47 on Instagram ",
"Carvethulhu",
"Where can I buy something like this? ",
"Yooo! That is insane",
"The head looks like a nose with the circular depression and the tentacles like beard braids cannot unsee",
"Damn I'd love to have that. I'd expect it to be pricey though (if he even sells these)."
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Hand-carved chestnut wood
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"Somehow it's beautiful ",
"Jack Frost busy and creative? Lovely.",
"[Not that strange](http://www.its.caltech.edu/~atomic/snowcrystals/frost/frost.htm), but beautiful nonetheless!"
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Something Strange Happened to my Window
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"How is this on the front page with 5 upvotes? ",
"I honestly don't know. Beats me",
"Is there a problem with it being on the front page? Or is it because there are such low upvotes?",
"Nope just curious!",
"It does feel odd that my post is on the front page. I'm confused myself",
"You have been randomly selected for success ",
"Lol. It'll be my first actual post for Reddit. Glad to see that at least someone saw it"
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Afternoon overlook from the hotel Yesterday
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"And yet you have the time to post bullshit like this fuckery...",
"CalM DOWN YOU r/madlads",
"now add a thick slice of cheese; perfect",
"Why'd you post this trash?",
"Little blocks of deliciousness, lovely speed bumps a warm bread road."
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Cold butter, soft bread, zero patience.
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"Those seats do not look like something I'd want to spend multiple hours in.",
"Came here to say that. They look hella uncomfortable.",
"Everybody gets 2 armrests. Middle seat uses the top surface and the side seats use the lower surface on the interior of the angle. ",
"I guess the side seats suck for people with swole forearms. ",
"[This guy](https://i.imgur.com/sku7kly.jpg) would be out of luck",
"Haha, AEG power tools. Our old washing machine was an AEG.",
"The guy in the middle is still most uncomfortable. But its thoughtful innovation.",
"ding ding ding\n",
"There would inevitably be that one fucking guy who sits in the middle and wraps his arms around to the inside rests so no one can be comfortable. "
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Middle gets two armrests
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"Amazing! I've never liked Chinese culture much, but this one is very beautiful",
"Glad you like it! :)",
"Which Temple is it? Are you sure it's a Buddhist temple and not a Taoist Temple?"
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Buddhist Temple at Jiufen, Taiwan
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[
"Looks like a heroine addict in a poppy field",
"Hilarious\n",
"So cute, what a good doggy",
"It's not smiling. It's panting. ",
"I see Facebook is leaking again.....",
"Don't rawhide bones splitter really bad? I just remember hearing something about them being dangerous for dogs. Idk",
"I believe the issue is that they rehydrate and expand in the gut. Like feeding birds rice. ",
"[Body condition score 8: Obese](https://oregonvma.org/files/Purina-Dog-Condition-Chart.pdf)",
"He's got a bone to pick with you ",
"Yeah, then the dog's gut tears resulting in sepsis and death.\n\nWe used to feed all the strays rawhide bones for this very reason.\n\nFun to watch 'em balloon up and pop",
"I’m thinking more like a crackhead that finally got that rock he had his eye on 😂",
"What the fuck.",
"That dogs head is totally going to explode. ",
"Except that rice thing isn't even true. Well it is true...but its like pop rocks...nothing actually happens.",
"This sounds like projecting.",
"As a joke, I bought my ex-girlfriend's dachshund a bone roughly the size of the one second from the left in the middle. It took her all of one month to devour into an unrecognizable piece of mushy pulp. I'm still curious as to how these things taste.",
"Actually working in a pet store the dyed white stuff like this is a problem, it should be like a tan brown usually. Still not the best treat tho. Real beef leg bone is always nice ",
"Regardless whether or not its true, just saying something so shitty is pretty shitty ",
"Dont give your dogs rawhide its worse than you think!!\nThe intro is a little silly but its worth watching.\n\nhttps://youtu.be/Oc265q0ZRss",
"This is the purpose, to make the dog feel full. It's the same with biscuit food; put some in water for an hour and watch it grow.",
"Rawhide is really bad for your dog! You should to find something more natural for your pup like an antler or something! ",
"Careful, I had a dog get rawhide get lodged in her intestines and she died."
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A happy dog in front of his favorite treats.
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" No collar** :)",
"She will love you like no other.",
"She definitely does. She gets really defensive if anyone looks like a threat to me. I’ll be laying down and if someone is above me she on high alert. Besides that she loves to be pet by everyone. She’s not doing well with other dogs though, I guess she had a tough time on the streets. Or it’s just her schnauzer genes. ",
"Schnauzer genes.\n:-)",
"Omg she is gorgeous, my dream dog. I hope my dog doesn't see this.",
"Thanks :). I made her an IG.. kona the silver schnauzer. Can’t wait to get back home tonight and see her go crazy. ",
"This is sooo cute 😊 I wish you and her luck!",
"Elaine Stritch reincarnated. Love her lashes. Pretty pooch. ",
"She's lovely! :-)",
"I'll give you a follow a have an ig for my pit pup too 😀",
"Sounds good! What’s your pups name?",
"Her name is lulu 🐶"
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Found this dog on the streets and turned her in. Hoping her owner would find her, but never showed up. No color/microchip. She was malnourished, extreme skinny, and with super dirty long hair. I adopted her and it was the best decision ever. Meet kona. Look at those lashes!
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"If you'd added a 'u' to the title, I would have thought this was about suicide. ",
"One of the best pokemon GO spots!",
"Nope, just thought it was a great shot as the water and sky seem to merge.",
"Yooooo I live super close to this",
"Hi neighbor! Not sure, but it is definitely my go to spot for the sunrise..",
"Howdy neighbor!",
"Agreed! A good brewery and some great food in a very close walking distance too!",
"For sure!"
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The Path to Morning - Safety Harbor, Florida
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"Dick",
"My friend beat cancer and the only thing you think of is ruining my fucking day, go fuck yourself",
"They finally got rid of that Macbook?"
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1 year and 5 days since this little guy has been cancer free
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"I drove a Geo Metro when I was in high school, back in the early 90s.\n\n\nI swear, I think there are push mowers that have more powerful engines.",
"MPG is a great marker of auto quality when you have no money.",
"I don't get the \"at least\" part here.\n\nIs the guy supposed to be ashamed of that car for some reason? ",
"I know that car. It belongs to Malcom Pogwell Tho. \n\nGreat guy.",
"Hey, those things got 46mpg 20 years ago, long before hybrids came along.",
"You know you got a cheap car when it doesn't include a passenger side mirror.",
"Hah, he probably spent more on the custom plate than he did the whole car.",
"It's a geo metro",
"The fact that this car is as strong as 70 horses is impressive so long as you don't compare it to anything else.",
"That and you can run into shit and not care",
"It's an awesome plate.",
"OK. \n\nIf that was supposed to answer my question I'm not understanding how.",
"I guess NO MNY was taken",
"My thoughts.",
"It was supposed to bring a chuckle. That's all, no more meaning otherwise. Not ashamed of the car at all, I thought it was a great plate.",
"1 yes\n\n2 he seems to be or he wouldn't make excuses",
"LOL",
"Wat",
"*I LIKE GEO METROS AND THINK THEY ARE COOL UNDERRATED CARS* ",
"A horse has a maximum horsepower output of ~15 hp, and since manufacturers always report horsepower as the maximum brake horsepower, that would mean a 1,050 hp engine if you had 70 horses. ",
"They are gutless cars and embarrassing to be seen in",
"No one's stopping you from searching Geo Metro on Wikipedia.",
"Well look at all that money he's saving on gas tho.",
"70 very sick horses",
"I googled \"geo metro\".\n\nLiterally the 3rd hit is [The Geo Metro Is One Of The Greatest Cars Ever Built](https://jalopnik.com/5533480/the-geo-metro-is-one-of-the-greatest-cars-ever-built)\n\nThe rest are just ads or sales.\n\nLike based on replies it seems like this is some universally hated piece of shit but my limited effort trying to find out why didn't yield much.",
"I miss my Metro.",
"Dude.. those 3cyl metros, sprints, fireflys were fackin awesome on gas",
"I would still drive one if I could find one in good shape",
"It’s Virginia, it’s only $10 extra for a personalized plate.",
"The best filetype!",
"god i remember these things. I was at a junk yard one time looking for some parts for my car when i saw a Metro with the engine out. That thing was so tiny i could lift it. Yeah it was only for like 2 seconds, but I had just picked up a car engine. lol.",
" No Homo, Metro!",
"Just not TO hard. ",
"Not in Virginia. It’s actually cheaper than a metro there. ",
"*too",
"They’re really cheap in Virginia. ",
"> No one's stopping you from searching Geo Metro on ***Wikipedia***.\n\n",
"OK, do you have some issue with my question I'm not understanding?\n\nIf this shit is something super obvious to you maybe just answer instead of repeating that I should look it up?\n\n[Wikipedia page](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Geo_Metro)\n\nWhat part of this is supposed to jump out at me explaining how supposedly terrible this vehicle is? \n",
"Aaah yes, the Virginia status symbol.",
"It's not my fault that you lack reading comprehension skills, everything you need to know to understand the joke is in the wiki page and the cited articles in said page.",
"I like how you'll put the effort in to type out a reply and put me down, but won't just answer a question you supposedly think is so obvious.\n",
"You do realize how entitled you sound right now? I don't owe you an answer.",
"lol, what?! are you for real???\n\nYou can not answer at all.. I don't understand why you keep commenting if you refuse to add anything new\n\nWhy are you participating in this? So you can just keep pretending I'll magically become a car person who understands a bunch of technical car details and why those details make people in society have a generally bad view of this car?\n\n",
"This particular model wasn't a screamer, but there were variants in other markets that had a turbo and upgraded suspension, and were fun little cars.. ",
"Most custom plates per capita",
"> Why are you participating in this? So you can just keep pretending I'll magically become a car person who understands a bunch of technical car details and why those details make people in society have a generally bad view of this car?\n\nIf you're not a car person, then this joke is not for you.",
"Can't hate on that",
"Don't apologize to these humorless twats. They need to lighten up.",
"Lucky, it's like 50 bucks EVERY YEAR here",
"I had one before Geo was bought by GM.\n\nIt was one of the best cars I've owned. I put over 100k on it the first year, and not one problem.\n\nAfter GM bought them they turned to complete shit. Just pure cheap, rattling junk. I literally gave away the GM one I had.",
"You don't need technical details. The Geo Metro was a very small, unsafe shitbox car that is the epitome of basic, cheap transportation in the US. It had 3 cylinders instead of 4. It weighed about 1800lbs compared to most vehicles of the time coming in over 2500lbs. It's smaller than some dog kennels. The bar was set very low on purpose due to pricing and the public opinion of the car reflected that. It ran from 1989 - 2000, and is considered the Yugo (an infamously terrible Soviet car from the 70s) of the 90s. Most articles praising it are satire. Nowadays the Geo Metro is generally mentioned as a joke among car enthusiasts. However, it's still popular among engineering teams as a test mule for alternative fuels due to the car's diminutive size, simplicity, and ease of modification. The reason this post is funny is because the owner seems to have accepted that his car is perceived as one of the most unfortunate cars to drive and it's only redeeming quality is that it achieves excellent fuel economy. Hence: MPG THO",
"Wicked fast car then.",
"That sounded like a lot of technical detail to me but thanks for answering and not just getting mad at me for asking a question.",
"Geo was always part of GM. ",
"THE geo needs no excuses or introductions. ",
"Do you realize how much of an ass you sound like right now? The guy asks a question and you just repeatedly point at the internet screaming “Wikipedia!” when it would have taken you 1/5th the effort to just answer the goddamn question. ",
"Long story short, Geo Metros had super tiny engines. Like, 3 cylinder I think. There are motorcycles with stronger engines than this car. It was designed to be as fuel efficient and as cheap as possible in the 90’s, which got it up to almost 45mpg, but they sacrificed almost everything as a result. Luxury, size, power, etc. Car people like to bash it as this awful excuse for a car, when in reality it was a car designed with a very specific goal and goddamn did they achieve that goal.",
"The guy that lives across the street from me has two Metros. Both have signs that say “63 mpg go around” on the back. ",
"> The guy asks a question and you just repeated point at the internet screaming “Wikipedia!” when it would have taken you 1/5th the effort to just answer the goddamn question.\n\nThat's not quite how i'd put it, but yes, that is a reasonably accurate summary of the events that have occured.\n\nSomeone else told him what car it was, I told him it had a wiki article and that the cited sources in it will provide all the info that he needs to understand the joke, and then he complains that he can't understand it because \"he's not a car guy\" and we should break it down and summarize it for him because \"you're already typing anyways!\"\n\nWho's the real ass?",
"You've both been twats in this thread, to be totally honest. Let it go.",
"No shame, my metro is my brother. Would never get rid of him by choice. His name is Blueberry, and he's still going strong after 27 years and ~210,000 miles",
"Both of you, through this exchange.",
"Literally the only technical details in there was the weight and the number of cylinders. I'm confident that you understand weight, which really just leaves the number of cylinders as \"a lot\". You really enjoy being passively contrary, don't you?",
"Got money to pay for customized plate tho..",
"I had a '94 Metro. It got 55mpg on the highway as long as it was not too hilly or too windy in the wrong direction. Never a breakdown in 140,000miles just regular maintenance. No A/C and no airbags though. Three cylinders and 100hp of awesomeness!",
"ok as a brazilian it took a lot of research but i figured it out\n\nmpg means miles per gallon, it means that the car is economic \ntho means though -- he has a bad car but its very economic on the other hand ",
"Some people just are really bad at getting jokes. Like me. ",
"It loses like 7% of its power if you turn in the AC. ",
"*2",
"I’m a car person. We like geo metros. They’re not super desirable, but most people at r/cars like them more than a corolla. Weird cheap and light cars with manual transmissions that get good milage. You can pick them up for like $400. Also they have a weird cult following. There’s a good video on YouTube of a metro meet. People traveled hundreds of miles. It was pretty good.\n\nWe are weird though. We love 80s corollas and hate 2000s corollas. ",
"There is a community of metro lovers out there. They’re not driving it because it’s all they car afford. ",
"And fun to throw around a corner. ",
"Are you the original owner?",
"My dad had the 4 door. No power steering. My dad would always say it drives like a truck. I’ve been a commercial truck driver for 20 years and never drove anything like that beast. ",
"100hp!?!? Try 55 bud ",
"man, this gives me such nostalgia for Melvan, the geo metro that I had for three sweet years. I put like 50k miles on that bad boy and loved him like a brother. It was that same color too. That exact shade of blue is my favorite color.",
"Are you guys as big of fans of the 90's civics as I am? My little guy doesn't go fast, but it's cheap and reliable. ",
"Ha ha. He is poor. Ha ha.",
"*6/3",
"90s civics are so popular in our circles it’s a cliche. The dream is Honda makes a modern version of those fun lightweight cars by taking the Honda Fit and putting in the 1.5l turbo from the civic. It has a nice firm suspension and they’ve just recently given it the 6MT which is great. ",
"Yea I was thinking 100hp on 3 cylinders that's impressive.",
"Mostly for the mpg, I'm assuming the guy with the mpg plate is included in that group.\n\nIt's silly to spend anymore on a plate period but especially to brag about the money being saved in gas, unless your compensating for the shitty car.\n\nThat being said I'd drive a convertible metro.\n",
"I had a 93 convertible in Mystic Magenta.",
"So much more fun than they have any right to be, aren't they?",
"You know what is impressive? Ford's 1 litre turbo 3 cylinder that makes 123 hp and 140ft/lb o' torque! This fucking 3 pot makes more horsepower than the 4.2 litre V8 ford Windsor block (120hp)",
"Me too",
"Naw, got him off Craigslist for $700 @ 170,000mi",
"Wow, $700. Must have been in great condition. ",
"Not sure if you're being sarcastic, but yeah, great condition actually",
"Rented a Metro once. Truly awful. The lack of acceleration wasn't as bad as the vibration and racket the thing made. It was like driving a blender filled with nuts. The Mitsubishi Mirage is the current version. Can't believe anybody actually buys them. If you want high mileage, buy a hybrid.",
"Not sarcastic, just silly. I know they can be had for under $500. I figure for 40% more it must have been well maintained. ",
"Sea doo makes a jetski with a 1.6l straight 3 engine that outputs 300hp.",
"Powersports tend to have small displacement and high output, but are serviced far more often. If you rode a jet ski the equivalent of 3,000-5,000 miles without a service, I'm sure the engine wouldn't be too happy about it. ",
"Not as embarrassed as I am being seen here next to you.",
"I thought they were just talking about power density in consumer applications. I did not know there was a limit of time between services. For a 6000 mile service interval a BMW S1000rr will put out 193hp per litre.",
"Well in the geo metro pictured here, a mid 1990s one had 52hp. Which isn't much. My PT Cruiser had 150 for comparison (though to be fair I'd drive a metro before another PT Cruiser, but that's another story). Less power density means lower stress. A Mitsubishi evo 10 FQ400 had a 400hp 2.0 turbocharged engine. Incredible power. However Mitsubishi required maintenance every 4000 miles. They had to replace parts every time you changed the oil, just because the engine was under so much stress. For comparison, take a big American V8 from say the 80s or 90s (not the new ones, they're fancy too). They had decent power, but people would ignore service intervals all the time, and they still ran. Because the engine is more robust than a 2.0L while making less power. \n\nAnd of course every company is different. In my current car, a 2004 volvo, I change the oil every 7500 miles (recommended by volvo) and have general maintenance or repairs even less often than that. It's a 2.9L straight 6 engine with just shy of 200hp, kind of in the middle ground of size and power (for 2004) ",
"There is a neighbor of mine about a quarter-mile down the road who owns five of those damn things. Yes, that’s right: 5 of them.",
"GM created the brand; what changed is that they went from being an independent division of GM, IIRC, to being a division of Chevrolet, then to being simply badged as Chevrolets before being discontinued entirely. ",
"Heh. Believe it or not, back in the day, this was a dealer-installed option on a lot of cars...",
"Ahhh, Virginia: home of the personalized license plate. ",
"'94 metros are the shit. Like a little go cart with stick-shift. I think I only spent about $15 on gas a pay period when I had mine.",
"All Geo ever was, was foreign cars (primarily Toyotas and Suzukis) being rebranded as American cars and sold at Chevrolet dealerships. Look to the late-80's Chevy Nova for the first example of this; you'll find it's a rebranded Toyota Corolla (would eventually be called Geo Prism). This worked better than intended, to the point where GM marketing got involved, and the Geo badge was created (to both import/sell more cars and also not \"pollute\" the Chevy badge). This worked better than intended for awhile too, as evidenced by the Geo Metro, of which many thousands were sold. \n\nGeo Metro was just a rebranded Suzuki Swift. It worked well for both companies.. Suzuki was having terrible trouble in the North American market, so this deal allowed them to keep a presence here. Meanwhile, GM didn't really want to be troubled with designing and building a small car.. Their main interest was and continues to be trucks. \n\nI don't remember why the Geo badge folded, but I do remember by ~2000 any cars that had previously been a Geo were again badged as Chevy. Probably more marketing stuffs, who knows?",
"My first car was a '96 black metro. 3 cylinders, stick shift and no A/C but it was mine. I would probably still have that car today if my mom's ex, hadn't totaled it when he fell asleep at the wheel. It's probably a miracle he didn't die but honestly, I kinda wish he had.",
"Yup, bought a base model 99’ saturn a few years ago and it didn’t have a passenger side mirror either ",
"Vanity plates in VA cost $10 a year, so it's really not all that bad. Virginia also has hundreds of specialty plates that cost $10-$25 a year as well. So it's really not all that expensive to get something a little unique.\n\nhttps://www.dmv.virginia.gov/vehicles/#splates/category.asp?category=S\n\n",
"Same with the Chevy Sprint\n\nOne day ours stopped passing smog tests, so we got a prius which gets about the same mpg",
"My brother has a sticker on the back of his beater that says \"DGAF POINT A 2 B\" ",
"All very true; but even as Chrysler was calling the same car a Plymouth valiant and a Dodge dart, they imported a Mitsubishi and called it a Dodge colt. That saved them the trouble of coming up with a subcompact at the same time the Chevette was first offered, until they developed the Omni/horizon.",
"my 49hp 94 xfi can SUSTAIN a yearly 62mpg average and I can cruise highway (55) at 65mpg\n\nI have sustained 70.22 mpg for over 400 miles but only managed that one time.\n\nDelivering pizza is a physical nightmare (6'4\" climbing in and out of it 50 times a day is brutal) but 40mpg while delivering is easy.\n\nits also stupidly easy to maintain and I can park it for over 8 months (have an electric car now) and never so much as open the door and the bugger will start up first try every time no hesitation.\n\namazing little cars.",
"believe it or not it was an option because it tangibly affected fuel economy. suzuki tested and found at this mass size aero and engine config the mirrors slurped up 2.8mpg. amazing. so only one was stock unless you wanted it or your state required it.",
"its actually a very good dependable reliable car. its just has zero creature comforts would collapse around you in a serious collision where you could not bounce off and was not very comfortable for many people.\n\nbut that was its point. dirt cheap efficient a to b transportation.",
"damned right. don't like me doing 55mph? there are 2 others lanes. pick one :-)",
"good condition metro's can actually sell pretty nicely. it beats the snot out of a prius for fuel economy and costs almost nothing to maintain and repair as long as you control the rust.",
"I had a guy chuckle at me as I was loading up some veggies onto the trailer attached to my geo metro.\n\nI stood up looked at the guy (mind you gas was over $4 a gallon at the time) and said.\n\nI get 58mpg WHILE TOWING this trailer filled with canned goods that I just scored for 6 for $1. this car cost me $400 and $40 in gas will take me damned near 700 miles\n\nwhats that (yukon denali) get? 8mpg on a good day?\n\nhe stopped laughing.",
"45mpg my ass. if I get 45mpg I am either delivering pizza or the car is fucking broken and I need to find whats wrong and fix it :-)\n\notherwise I tool around at 60+ mpg all day long :-)",
"its easy. most normal adults can heft the entire engine without much effort. transmission too (both together would take more effort)",
"Hybrid? $24k Mirage? $9k\n\nnough said.",
"Except that your prices are way off. A new Mirage is not $9K, it's $13K. Since its a sub-compact, let's compare it to a hybrid sub-compact - The Toyota Prius C. That's $19K. So the diff is $6K, not $15K, as you suggest. The Prius is better equipped, drives better, has better mileage, is more reliable, and has much higher resale value.\n",
"My tercel prolly got like 60hp, if that, but it gets me from point A to B ",
"4g63s also like to go bang. I'd never have evos Or 4g63'd cars ever again too soft for what they are",
"Hey man, I think they're great on the mileage and i understand why people drive them, I just know that they get shit on more than a prius.\n",
" And were made with no safety features, were incredibly light due to thin metal throughout, and had tires so narrow that you could find a man's shoe works be wider and more stable. ",
"Never knew it got so much mpg",
"Haha, I had a 97 metro, it felt more like a 20% loss of power! I loved that car though",
"I know where this was taken! Neat!",
"Its 10$/year. ",
"When I look at PTs going down the road today I always wonder what happend to that person in life to make them pick such an ugly car.",
"I dont know those metros fetch a pretty penny among the gas saving crowd. I drove one when gas was 3.80 a gallon and loved every hot ass minute of it.",
"You mean literally? They are small enough to.",
"Light cars with small tires are fun to drive around corners with. ",
"Disagree on many counts. except price of Prius C last time I priced a prius a c did not exist and they were around $24k\n\n$9k however is accurate. you can walk into most dealerships and buy left over last years model (still a brand new car not used) for around $8 or $9k then add in the 100k B2B warranty which you can negotiate price on. my sister nabbed one a top of the line last years model with 300 miles on the odo for $9800 plus taxes etc..\n\nif you want \"this years\" model and the lowest possible package for some reason??? yeah around $12k to $13k.\n\n50mpg highway all day long 40mpg delivering. prius can't easily do this. it can just barely do this and has a 200% price premium to get it.\n\nyes they are reliable. so is the mirage. in 4 years they have put 80,000 miles on the mirage without needing a single thing done to it besides regular maintenance and 2 blower motors (covered under warranty) for the hvac.\n\nresale is quote good. not many people can sell a 80,000 mile car and say your still covered bumper to bumper for another 20,000 miles. she can probably get $4500 or so for it use pretty easily $5k if she is willing to wait a month or two because of that warranty.\n\nThere aren't really any extended warranties for the prius. you can buy them. very expensive (over $2k) very limited (NONE are B2B) and only add so many miles (very few to 100k and power train only usually)\n\ngranted. they are reliable cars and you probably won't need the extended warranty. but so is the mirage and you probably won't need it either but it is B2B and greatly adds to resale value.\n\nafter 4 years and 80,000 miles the mirage is worth around 60% of its \"purchase price\" while the Prius is only worth about 45% of its purchase price. (cheapest prius c $21,000 so yeah last years model probably $19k as you stated)\n\nthe prius has worse mileage \"realized\" though it probably beats the mirage in city driving. not highway though. they drove this thing to vegas twice (we live on the east coast) and they averaged 54mpg. no prius is doing that. sorry.\n\nin city? the hybrid drive kicks in for big gains but only 5 or 6mpg and when you are already over 40mpg that is not that big a difference. not worth a 200% price premium.\n\nnot more reliable. not less either. the toyota has a LOWER resale value not higher.\n\ndrivers better? probably. its a bigger car. for DOUBLE the price it damned well BETTER drive better and it damned well BETTER be better equipped.\n\nDuh.\n\nyou also WILL have trouble working on a prius yourself. expensive complicated and expensive.\n\nmirage is stupid easy to work on.\n\nif you can afford the 200% price premium AND the higher maintenance costs? hell yes. get a prius.\n\nif you can't. nothing beats the mirage.",
"It was given to me, for free. It was also a manual, and I drove it like a rally car when it snowed. Also cheaper on gas than my volvo (which to be fair needs premium) ",
"Not saying you're wrong about some of that, but a few points. Prius C is the subcompact Prius, based on the Yaris, not the larger model, so about the same size as Mirage. You can get them in the Bay Area for about $19K now because they're not in demand (cheap gas), and the Bay Area is expensive. If you're talking last year's model, then why not compare to a used Prius - 2 or 3 years old which you can get for a few thousand less. Not to insult your baby, but the Mirage comes up on a lot of \"worst\" lists. \n\nQuote from Consumer Reports: \"Its rock-bottom sticker price and thrifty fuel economy of 37 mpg overall conjure an inviting image of an economical runabout. But that mirage quickly dissipates when you drive this tiny, tinny car. Recent minor updates brought a sedan body style, a hint more power, and Android Auto and Apple CarPlay, along with supposedly upgraded brakes. Yet those enhancements don't mask the weak, vibrating three-cylinder engine that delivers sluggish acceleration and a raspy chorus of lament, or the car's clumsy handling. Though it's relatively roomy, the depressing cabin feels drab, cheap, and insubstantial. In the end, there is no compelling reason to buy a Mirage and, for the money, there are many much better used cars for the same price.\"\nEPA MPG for Mirage - 37 city/43 Hwy. Prius C - 48 city/43 Hwy. So if you drive in the city like I do, Prius will do better. Yes - I know EPA ratings are a joke, but they're high for all cars, not just hybrids. \nThe Mirage has decent reliability, but the Prius is one of the most reliable cars you can buy. An extended warranty is always a sucker's bet, but there's no point getting one for a Prius - total waste of money.\nFinally, your math is off again. List price on a Prius C is around $21K, but you can get one for $19K now with a $1.5K rebate plus other discounts. Comparing apples to apples - new '18 Prius to new '18 Mirage, the diff, as I said before, is $13K to $19K. That's 46%, not 200%.",
"its not my baby. I drive a nissan leaf. but at $9k (not used brand new just left over last years model) how do you \"expect\" it to compete when you compare it to a car TWICE as expensive?\n\nthat is the only reason it ends up on \"worst\" lists.\n\nMost people looking for efficient cars usually don't quality for rebates for example I can never claim the $7500 EV rebate. I don't make enough taxable income.\n\nits (prius) also twice the cost. with a 100k B2B I don't care if its 1% less reliable than a prius :-)\n\nNo compare left over prius c to left over mirage. apples to apples. not the \"apples you want\" to compare maybe but still apples to apples.\n\nno matter how you swing it its twice the cost.\n\nonly a moron would pay $13k for a bottom of the barrel model mirage when right next to it is the same exact brand spanking new car with a 17 instead of an 18 for $9k and its a top of the line model.\n\nthis is exactly what we did when she went to buy one. 14 ES (whatever the top model was) versus 15 base model.\n\nit was a no brainer.",
"\"Morons\" buy cars all the time. Otherwise I wouldn't be seeing so many '18 Camrys on the road, when the now outdated new '17s are so much cheaper. Really, any new car is a rip-off. My current car is a '12 Mazda3 I bought in '15 for $13.7K with 35K miles. It's been bulletproof. The new '15 Mazda3 at the time would have cost me over $18K. The new '15 model had a new body style that I personally don't think is more attractive, and had the latest gimmick - push button start. Otherwise, it was the same basic car. For a $5K savings, I figured I could survive the horror of having to start my car with an...ugh...key. The car is now at 61K miles, and the only service I've done so far are oil changes. I'll probably need new brake pads soon. I've had similar luck with other used cars from 3 to 7 years old.\n If you're going to talk \"smart money\" - it's in used cars, not new. So as CR suggests, instead of buying a new turd of a Mirage, why not buy a 3 or 4 year old car that's just as economical and more fun to drive.\nIn fact, I've heard you can get great deals on used Leafs.",
"we are not talking about camry's\n\nwe are talking about a $9k shitbox to get from A to B :-)\n\nat $9k you are IN used car price territory with a 100k B2B warranty.\n\nwhy in the world would I pay $6k or $7 for a used one when I can get a new off the lot one for $9k ??\n\nagain. CONSIDER what we are talking about.\n\nI know you can. I bought 2. paid $18k for my 5000mile 2016 leaf loaded. god the 30kwh battery is amazing."
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"Nice shot! Where in Costa Rica?",
"And you stuck your own Traveling Hammock watermark in the bottom right?",
"It was in Tamarindo! "
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Family vacation to Costa Rica, took this candid pic of a guy in a hammock on the beach
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"Is she dying and her spirit is going to Heaven?",
"She is going to become limitless. ",
"Not the legs of a person that has been in a chair for a long time."
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Just love Freedom!
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"In the arms of the angels fly away ",
"I bought a couple of movies from my local blockbuster sale",
"Edinburg? ",
"please return all rentals lol",
"What happened - did someone put a Redbox there in the same strip mall?",
"Yup.",
"Thought so. I live in McAllen. We need to have a vigil for it!! Lol ",
"Liquidation sales are great, especially at block busters."
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I live a few minutes away from the last Blockbuster in Texas. It’s closing this week.
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"I’m guessing the thing around his neck is something he is going to have to reel in sometime soon.",
"He is riding his invisible helicopter"
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Flying man
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"It tastes good too! Better than tide",
"What soaps did you mix? ",
"The days of emailing OOM to my contact list are over!",
"DRINK THAT SHIT MY DUDE!",
"I'm more surprised by the fact that its levitating",
"Ye olde tidepod",
"Space: The Final Frontier. ",
"Dude you may have just started a new thing, like soap-cocktails or something. Give us the recipe damnit!",
"I'd totally drink that way before i'd ever bite into a Tide Pod.",
"Gonna wait it out until someone tells us why this is a terrible idea and it’ll kill you. ",
"Maybe magic exists but everyone is just out of mana. Drink it and report back if you can levitate things. ",
"Drink it for mana. Now I think the Tide Pods are explained.",
"Imgur user CourtsCrystal is the one [who did this](https://imgur.com/gallery/WA1BC).",
"ELIXER OF HARM- instantly downs player will cause game over if healer is not found ",
"Doesn't refill as much mana as a tide pod though.",
"I tell you, I'm going into battle and I want only your strongest potions",
"OP's marvellous medicine ",
"To be fair, it is a mana potion ",
"1 squirt to refill 1 mana",
"THE MANA POTION CHALLENGE",
"\"lemon-lavender-coconut-cucumber\" scented soap. my favorite.",
"Have you tried it out yet? I mixed hand soaps once and it ended up low-key burning my hands :/",
"I think the issue was thinning it with water would allow for bacterial growth. Don't think mixing soap would kill anyone. Though I too will wait for a chemist to tell me I'm wrong.",
"My potions are too strong for you, traveler",
"/r/outside",
"https://i.imgur.com/hnMG557.jpg",
"#”ACCIDENTALLY”",
"It tastes like soap, but it doesn't really taste like soap.",
"That would make quite the mana shit.",
"\"I need more mana.\"",
"Kinda looks like a galaxy, too",
"He's just viewing the item in his inventory ",
"A healthier alternative to Tide Pods! New marketing strategy",
"Potion seller, enough of these games. I'm going into battle, and i need your strongest potions.",
"Just one of the many perks of r/zerowaste",
"It's only a mana potion if you're afraid to use it 'til the end guy, and then you don't actually need it",
"\"I accidentally made a mana potion\" said the mana potion factory worker ",
"blue soap, purple soap, and clear soap",
"One sip of my potions would kill you, dead. ",
"That looks like universe in a bottle",
"My grandma saves all the small pieces left over from used soap bars. When she has a plastic baggie full, she puts the bag in hot water to soften it and squishes it into a new, multi-colored bar. She lives in a 5 bedroom house, and drives a new Cadillac, but apparently soap is too valuable to waste? Born in the Great Depression, so I guess we’ll blame it on that. ",
"Oh no, this is tide pods all over again. ",
"+2 Sanitation ",
"I think that’s a Fast Travel potion, which-if you’re lucky- will take you to your nearest clinic if you drink it. ",
"MY POTIONS AREN'T FIT FOR A BEAST LET ALONE A MAN",
"Drink it",
"Nigga thats slurp Juice",
"This works too well :P",
"Bonus +15mp",
"I would drink this ",
"What? Did you think there would be a holding animation for EVERY ITEM in the game?",
"Alchemy 100",
"You better save that until you get some small shields or until you find another big one ",
"How did u cut the soap bottle so cleanly from the background in the original pic ?",
"No way this is only a lesser potion. ",
"A little more blue and you made slurp juice. 50% shield for sure",
"Photoshop. ",
"If it's adobe photoshop, then likely using the magnetic lasso tool (I am not familiar with other image editing software/program/tools, therefore dont know if they have that feature. Or if they do, don't know if it would be called the same thing).\n\nBasically the magnetic lasso tool starts with you clicking on a point to indicate a starting point for the border between what you want to select and outside of what you want to select. You trace carefully around it and the software is able to tell the difference based on color/contrast so it would \"snap\" to the border of what you're trying to trace and place \"anchor points\" along the way. Anchor points makes sure that spot stays. Sometimes it might not snap correctly because it's confusing somewhere else as the border so you can manually anchor certain points by clicking, helping it to recognize again where the border is. You go all thr way around, close the \"loop\" and you've made the selection. Which you can manipulate inside or outside of it.\n\nEdit: am I mistaken about something? If I am providing false information, please tell me. I figure my choice of vocabulary for certain terms might not be correct, but I would hope the down vote is for more serious mistake. Thanks. ",
"Mastery of the Illusion school. ",
"/r/oopsdidntmeanto",
"My potion will knock your socks off..litterally mr socko(mankind potions)",
"Looks more like a mana lotion. You have to apply it to the skin instead of drinking it",
"It's like a new Tide Pod only people think it's a potion this time.",
"MAGIC",
"Easy no-spill sip top!",
"I'd expect a levitation potion (or any alteration magic potion) to be purple. ",
"Life inside the music box ain't easy!",
"I bet someone would buy this for 40 dollars on Etsy.",
"Theres asteinf duh",
"You are still going to preserve it because later it may come handy against *really* difficult opponent. ",
"And bit farther\n\nhttps://imgur.com/a/Isw0x",
"So visually appealing. ",
"Yeah but after failing the Tide Pod Challenge you're gonna need a Phoenix Down.",
"Me and my friends we still use the phrase \"Not enough mana\", from diablo II, when we are really tired (e.g. at nights just after work before opening the first wine bottle). ",
"Congratulations! You just found the God Particles. ",
"Stop we all know this is a slurp juice, lemme get it my shield is low ",
"Dang it no label. Do I smash it over my head or drink it?",
"Hi i'm a chemist, it will kill you and you're wrong.",
"It's time we talked about cropping",
"depends on the soaps obviously, If you'd mix bleach (intendes for cleaning) with Ammonia (intended for cleaning) you're gonna have a bad time, It will often say on the bottle -DO NOT MIX-",
"Tried drinking it?",
"What happens when you do that? ",
"... now drink it",
"*proceeds to never use them*",
"Drink it",
"r/outside",
"Turn that potion back into a man you sick wizard!",
"Mana potion is forbidden fruit flavored. ",
"**Levitation Potion**\n\n---\n\nThis small potion is clear with swirls of blue and purple clouds. Within the solution are hundreds of tiny bubbles, but upon closer examination, the bubbles are actually liquid suspended in a gas.",
"Blessed potion of gain level. #nethack",
"So basically the Scissors tool in GIMP?",
"I'm not familiar with GIMP, but if it does what i just described, then sure!",
"\"Manna\"?",
"Do it... Take a swig. You know you want to. ",
"The magnetic lasso sucks. Best to manually trace with the pen beziers. ",
"You mean... a Mana-Pod? ",
"I did this and it just turned out looking like jizz. ",
"Not an expert with Photoshop (yet) so pardon my ignorance. Did a quick look up to see what it is and played around with it. I think there is a bit of a learning curve with using pen bezier. It definitely takes practice and some time getting used to (I use Sketch and I make curve shapes by playing around with those \"anchor points\", that's easy for me on Sketch, don't know why it's harder in PS). One thing I don't get is after creating a traced shape over an image, I'm left with a colored blob. How do I select the area on the image underneath the blob/shape?\n\nI never had problems with the magnetic lasso tool, it's very quick and if I am having trouble I just manipulate it by adjusting the tolerance level and manually dropping down anchor points. Sorry, not trying to argue if one method is better or the other, it's just how I was taught back then and I'm very used to it. Of course, if you say that this is how most experts do it now, I definitely want to master it so I don't appear amatuerish or outdated!",
"Bet you can’t drink the whole thing.",
"He's just holding the top of the soap dispenser that is not viewed in the photo.... ",
"Or a Nebula!"
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When you fill the soap with remnants from multiple soap bottles and accidentally make a mana potion
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"r/badwomensanatomy",
"Weird boner time!!!! ",
"The boobs are booty and the booty are boobs.",
"That left photo is cropped too much for my tastes",
"collar bone and ass dimple gives it away."
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This mild visual mindfuck
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"That's a lot of snowy mountains.",
"Now THAT's a cabbage patch."
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Picture I took from my flight this morning
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"Who won?",
"By Composcuro (IG)\n\nNot to impose myself, but I plan on posting similar images to this IG fairly regularly if you happen to like it!",
"It was close. \n\nMike Tyson came out strong in the first 3 rounds -- knowing his intimidation tactics wouldn't go far with Ali. He landed a few hard jabs but couldn't connect on the heavy hooks as Ali used his advantages to distance and dance himself around. While Ali underestimated Tyson's speed at first, his strategy was holding up -- throwing jabs and light combinations. He knew Tyson's composure would fall without a quick knockout and he knew, like George, the heavy hitter will tucker himself out. \n\nAround the late 4th round, Tyson shows tiring and Ali's confidence sears with every jab he throws. Despite minor exhaustion, Tyson's head movement proves to fair well against most of the jabs. Ali lands a couple notable combinations that leave Tyson with a slight stumble. Suddenly, Tyson rocks him with a fast left hammer from hell. Ali falls lifeless against the ropes... but quickly regains himself as Tyson runs up unleashing into the effort of a Rope-A-Dope to capitalize. Ali seems dazed yet manages a clinch. They separate. Ali proves again that amidst everything else, he still has one of the best chins in boxing history. But he knows who doesn't..\n\nEntering the 6th, Ali is seen mouthing off, aggravating Tyson. Tyson begins clenching his teeth and licking his lips as Ali shuffles, shifting at the waist, with an invitational cue of his glove. Tyson's feet seem heavy as he walks up, slamming his gloves together. His adrenaline seems to conquer his exhausts. Ali keeps his hand out to hinder the advance -- still smiling, \"You've given all you had, now it's my turn...\" Tyson moves like a wall past his glove into an exchange his adrenaline cannot sustain. \n\nAnd following a swift combination. 1, 2, 3, 4... the ref waves it off. Tyson is dazed and on the canvas. Ali is the undisputed G.O.A.T.",
"Ivan Drago"
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"The Fight of the Era"
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"\"I can't breathe!! Give me some space!\"",
"OR my girlfriend is so thoughtful to get me a Coke. ",
"Hide The Pain Harold: The Early Years."
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What’s he thinking? Oh yes “Oh god where did it all go wrong, Someone just kill me now.”
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"Winter is coming!",
"Wow legit looks like a white walker. ",
"Could he have Waardenburg Syndrome? Is it common to have albinism solely in the eyes? ",
"Damn those are probably the coolest real eyes I've ever seen on a person.",
"Heimdall as a child?",
"Welllll...",
"Is not albinism a lack of pigment? There is blue pigment.",
"the blue in people's eyes is not caused by pigment. It's actually caused by the Rayleigh effect, the same thing that makes the sky blue.",
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Boy with ocular albinism
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"Nah that's just a hipster doing cow yoga",
"The nerve... He was all over that heifer!",
"Sleeping with another female. "
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Sister catches husband (a dairy farmer) sleeping on the job
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"i have a question",
"Davy Jones ",
"You don't want the answer.",
"\"Ahhh skeet skeet\" -Snowman",
"Is that Keanu Reeves under all that ice?",
"Great Lakes surfers? ",
"Yes, they *are* off to fight a balrog.",
"Surfers. They be crazy. \"Baby it's -14 outside!\" \"Yah but the water is a balmy 42.\"",
"Definitely. There's a guy from Marquette, Michigan that posts photos on here, but I don't think this is his account.",
"They look cool"
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Just chillin'
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"Caught my son in a moment of thoughtfulness.",
"don't hit the duck!",
"Looks like the American river ",
"Guajome Lake - near Oceanside, California",
"sadly, I am sure that's what the thoughtfulness was about..."
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"Dude. You can't need the karma. \n\nJust what is this post all about?",
"and what the name of this new movie?",
"Soooooo......if he pops that little button with the helmet open, or off.....what happens? Everything shrinks but his head?"
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New Ant-Man movie better not suck
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"catwoman meets mr. boner",
"The cat with the twat.",
"The kitty with the titty."
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Catwoman meets Dr Seuss costume
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"https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7seg6j/these_traffic_lights_in_the_ukraine/",
"Thanks /u/Spartan2470\n\n\ntitle | points | age | /r/ | comnts\n:--|:--|:--|:--|:--\n[Cool Ukrainian traffic lights](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5lo6gn/cool_ukrainian_traffic_lights/) | 53253 | 1^yr | pics | 1331\n[Might be an interesting thing to adopt](http://www.reddit.com/r/vancouver/comments/567te2/might_be_an_interesting_thing_to_adopt/) | 317 | 1^yr | vancouver | 83\n[Ukrainian traffic lights](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5663rd/ukrainian_traffic_lights/) | 1501 | 1^yr | pics | 56\n[These traffic lights](http://www.reddit.com/r/interestingasfuck/comments/565v9s/these_traffic_lights/) | 2660 | 1^yr | interestingasfuck | 58\n[Ukrainian traffic lights](http://www.reddit.com/r/Cyberpunk/comments/565t0r/ukrainian_traffic_lights/) | 6458 | 1^yr | Cyberpunk | 350\n[Traffic light for the Jedi. In Ukraine.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/565aoj/traffic_light_for_the_jedi_in_ukraine/) | 5182 | 1^yr | funny | 123\n[Väntar du på att hela stolpen ska bli grön eller?](http://www.reddit.com/r/sweden/comments/5lqcel/väntar_du_på_att_hela_stolpen_ska_bli_grön_eller/) | 442 | 1^yr | sweden | 23\n[Traffic light for the Jedi. In Ukraine.](http://www.reddit.com/r/funny/comments/6ptxue/traffic_light_for_the_jedi_in_ukraine/) | 51 | 6^mos | funny | 4\n[traffic lights upgraded in Malaysia](http://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/5usfkg/traffic_lights_upgraded_in_malaysia/) | 4314 | 11^mos | pics | 79\n[Cool Ukranian taffic lights 9r/pics by u/parelez-vous](https://www.reddit.com/r/topofreddit/comments/5lp7ig/cool_ukrainian_traffic_lights_rpics_by_uparlezvous/) | 7| 1^yr | pics | 2\n[[Cyberpunk] Ukrainian traffic lights](https://www.reddit.com/r/reddit5000/comments/567ms6/cyberpunk_ukrainian_traffic_lights/) | 2| 1^yr | reddit5000| 0\n[А реддіту сподобалась ініціатива зі світлофорами](https://www.reddit.com/r/ukraina/comments/56al4y/%D0%B0_%D1%80%D0%B5%D0%B4%D0%B4%D1%96%D1%82%D1%83_%D1%81%D0%BF%D0%BE%D0%B4%D0%BE%D0%B1%D0%B0%D0%BB%D0%B0%D1%81%D1%8C_%D1%96%D0%BD%D1%96%D1%86%D1%96%D0%B0%D1%82%D0%B8%D0%B2%D0%B0_%D0%B7%D1%96_%D1%81%D0%B2%D1%96%D1%82%D0%BB%D0%BE%D1%84%D0%BE%D1%80%D0%B0%D0%BC%D0%B8/) | 4| 1^yr | ukraina | 17",
"it's a joke.",
"/u/pixelkarma, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/pixelkarma&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sh99h/can_i_jump_on_the_cool_traffic_light_repost/?context=10\\))",
"uh huh... let me fix it for you",
"Just to note, we usually do remove very recent reposts that hit the frontpage. By very recent I mean in the same day not same year as per Spartan's finds",
"see you tomorrow! ;-)"
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"\"Good moooooooooooo-rnig\"",
"Cool earrings bruh.",
"Heelan coo! ",
"Dinner!"
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Baby floofy cow encountered me on the morning run
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[
"It looks like she ate well Saturday. ",
"Welcome to Arizona!",
"They look 2 completely different places",
"You left her there the whole weekend?",
"She had some crackers, she was fine",
"If only visibility wasn't so low Saturday. I bet the canyon walls and floor looks amazing under a layer of snow. ",
"Yeah, the view was a little better on Sunday. Got some of that snow here too and it didn't disappear until this morning. I'm having trouble figuring out why her bottom looks so much skinnier up top compared to the bottom.",
"The Grand Canyon 404'ed on you in the top picture.",
"At first the screen was static, but then the picture came into view.",
"She had some crackers.",
"o/",
"So, that’s what rain looks like at the Grand Canyon. Still better to get the downpour here in Avondale than then flurries at the crevasse.",
"She had on a couple extra layers underneath on Sunday. Unfortunately her physical well being took precedence over picture uniformity :/",
"I didn't realize it was legal to marry rockhopper penguins.",
"This pic example (from behind of the subject staring out into nature) is often used on /r/starterpacks ... I wait for this to show up in the template.",
"It was 7° at my house on Thursday, and 62° on Sunday. So dumb. ",
"Next Saturday: https://imgur.com/OMmtPh7",
"Hey now, snow is slimming",
"She was fine.",
"Done in less than 40 minutes. Impressive!",
"Hey look, it's the guy that replies to every post on reddit in hope of karma.",
"o/",
"I couldn't have sat there that long.",
"Hey look, it's the guy that replies to the guy that replies to every post on reddit in hope of karma.\n\n",
"Looked in op history because of the watermark. OP, is she fishing? ",
"Whoa! Somebody was wearing some hotpants! Keep her away from the glaciers!",
"Ha she is not fishing. We’d of needed a 6,000 ft line to get it down to the Colorado from there.",
"Hey look, I'd like some upvotes please",
"Saturday 2017",
"It's absolutely beautiful. I didn't even know it snowed there.",
"It's just weird that she wore less on the day it was snowing than she did on the sunny day, so you wouldn't think that was the case. Glad you guys got some good shots though. From the title, I was expecting you to be at the bottom of the canyon on Sunday.",
"[They make reels for that, OP](https://i.imgur.com/N3T1QhI.jpg)",
"As somebody who has lived in a cold environment (looking at you North Dakota), It can be WAY colder without snow than with snow, especially if it is windy. ",
"\\o\n\nDidn't want you to stay hanging. ",
"Thanks! Some people are so rude, amirite?",
"I’m in NE Pennsylvania and I agree. There’s been times that I could clean the car off while it was still snowing in just a hoodie. The wind is a huge factor. ",
"North or South rim?",
"It's probably the south rim. The National Park Service usually closes the North Rim during the winter",
"I guess this was taken at the south rim. I grew up near here. The south rim seats pretty high at 7,000 feeet. The north rim is even higher at 8,000 feet. Its common that it snows in northern Arizona ",
"Yeah it's closed from October to may if I remember. I lived on the south rim for two winters, still haven't seen the damn North rim",
"Make sure you inform yourself and your wife about fur and the cruelty that comes with it. Disgusting",
"I guess you mean °F? \n\nIt was 7°C here today, but 62°C would be insanely hot!",
"http://www.reactiongifs.us/wp-content/uploads/2014/04/correct_chris_farley_billy_madison.gif",
"\\o",
"right right!",
"Yes. ",
"If only there was a place where we can find what things look like. Like some sort of way to find visuals that others have captured and wanted to share with others?\n\n Here you go: https://media4.s-nbcnews.com/i/newscms/2015_01/831676/150102-grand-canyon-snow_3b91e0617f3ab93225bb629c520969a5.jpg\n\nedit: For every downvote to this post, I get 1 Bitcoin.",
"I visited North rim during thanksgiving weekend. There were no park rangers but it was open for visit. It was amazing.",
"o/",
"\\o",
"I'm torn between upvoting for sharing a link to an amazing, relevant picture, or downvoting because you were kind of a douche about it. \n\nEh, upvote it is. That picture is just that good. ",
"!!!",
"And my axe!",
"I went to the Grand Canyon once to see Robby Knieval jump it. It looked like the top pic when I was there. ",
"For some reason that top photo scares me. Not being able to see the edge and the ground being slippery would be enough to give me a panic attack.",
"I'll even it out and downvote for you then! ",
"I was in Flagstaff (nearby) one time for work and woke up to 5” of snow in the morning. It was gone by 2:00 pm... ",
"Welcome to Arizona! ",
"Calling your spouse “the wife” is my biggest pet peeve. Saying the phrase “pet peeve” is my second. ",
"she's sexier when she's cold",
"It’s not too far from flagstaff which is basically a mountain. Snows up there, was weird driving there from Phoenix ",
"It snows so much the road to the North rim is closed and likely impassable from October to March. ",
"Can't believe this is downvoted. Why would anyone support using fur? ",
"is ur wife single",
"Crackers.",
"I think I would be extra tempted to jump \"because the snow will break my fall\" lol\n\nedit: It's called the [High Place Phenomenon](http://www.medicaldaily.com/high-place-phenomeon-suicide-ideation-cognitive-dissonance-378029) folks. (Or, Call of the Void as others have replied.) No worries <3",
"Mission beach, San Diego? Why that username? Crackers are great, thanks.",
"You need a good divorce lawyer?",
"You lie, the government shut down the Grand Canyon. How can we possibly live without the government. /s",
"7",
"I was there too! Cold. It beautiful!",
"Didn't want you to stay hanging.",
"Welcome to the desert. ",
"I'm going to the Grand Canyon this thursday, all the way from Canada. I was rather hoping there'd be no snow.",
"If it gets too cold then it becomes difficult (near impossible) for precipitation. There is no opportunity for humidity, and it becomes very dry. I'm from North Dakota (too?) and it is often a warmer winter week when it can snow.",
"I swear I've sat next to that same exact curvy tree. ",
"Nah man I won't claim NoDak as home. I worked in Williston for five winters outside and thats enough for me. -77F (yeah windchill) was one of the worst days of my life. ",
"Savage. ",
"Snake? SNAKE! SNAKEEEEEE!",
"Yeah you wouldn't catch me dead (or maybe you would catch me dead) trying to find the edge of the grand canyon under a layer of powdery snow.",
"I didn't know it snows there",
"How did she stay still so long",
"Went to GC right after a big snow/ice storm last year -- and people are fucking retarded. Like walking right out to the edge on icy ground, wearing shitty shoes and just being complete morons right on the edge of premature discorporation. ",
"I don’t know why I thought this but I thought that it didn’t snow in the Grand Canyon. TIL",
"Yay climate change!",
"Ah Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger ",
"Thanks! Some people are so rude, amirite?\n\n",
"Living on the nw of pa I can attest to the same thing. Wind plays a HUGE factor. Also, to hell with the 2 feet of snow and our snow walls! ",
"I think it's pretty common for people from the eastern seaboard or Midwest to not understand how much more climate in the west is driven by altitude than latitude. I know I didn't until I traveled out there a few times as a young adult.",
"Right right!",
"She is is blocking the view",
"What OP isn't telling you is that the days weren't adjacent!",
"That might be a once in a lifetime sight. To take that trip then get to see it in snow without being someone who lives in the area. Must have been pretty cool.",
"Why am I a douche for pointing out the other guy is a douche for not bothering searching to see if his bet is right, but the guy who points out I'm being a douche gets a lot of upvotes?\n\nMy father is going to kill me for not bringing back enough upvotes for our family today :(\n\nedit: Downvote this post if you liked The Last Jedi.",
"focal length and distance to subject are different. Booty size remained constant. ",
"Some friends and I went as well. \nOne was not ready for the cold as he only had shorts.",
"!!!",
"Now she knows how Joe Dirt felt ",
"Hi",
"WHOA HEY MAN! I GOT CRACKAS IN MY FAMILY TREE!",
"Good it wasn’t a day trip. ",
"*Oh really*",
"Does it snow every year in the grand canyon?",
"Welcome to life in the high desert!",
"Rip",
"YEAH, THEY'RE STILL HANGIN THERE! *canned laughter*",
"Ugh....you're the worst kind of douche",
"Don't tell me... I'm going to figure out what is different. I haven't spotted it yet but I will. I'm much more clever than you think. ",
"Snow isn't that uncommon there....\n",
"The French kind that you use to shower?",
"Um. Because the guy was expressing his sadness that the OP couldn't see very well... and you were just being an asshole? No shit, you can look up pictures of the grand canyon on the internet.",
"Oh shit lll",
"This is northern AZ in a nutshell ",
"Haha but it’s actually semi true ",
"You might want to talk to someone about that..",
"Pretty much.",
"Apparently crackers.",
"The cold after a blizzard can be brutal. It will be bright and sunny, then you step outside and it's -40 without the wind.",
"Hiked that canyon 3 or 4 times, every time I see it I feel at home....",
"probably because you could've just said \"it is\" and linked the picture. obviously the guy didnt care enough to go search, no need to really bring it up",
"Could also be if her legs were crossed in one pic but not the other. ",
"Mushroom! Mushroom!",
"Why are you like this...",
"Chicago checking in. Winters tend to toggle between two states... not so cold with snow, and incredibly cold with clear skies.",
"Sure does. Winters there get pretty snowy.",
"It's down voted because it's irrelevant",
"\"the wife\" is so cringe inducing. Why do people do this?",
"The in between of this, the temperature inversion that fills the canyon with clouds is my favorite thing ever.",
"The guy was just making OP feel like they missed out on something by imagining how it may look under snow. What was the point?! ",
"The north rim gets something like 12 feet of snow on average. The North Kaibab trail doesn’t open until May, I think.",
"Great shots",
"I would have to be the one to find you dead.",
"Thanks",
"I don't like crackers. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere \n\n",
"Photoshop battle?",
"Maybe because when you love someone that much, it's like there's only one in the world?\n\nIDK. I'm not married.",
"/r/southwest\n\nBut it's not what you want it to be. ",
"I didn't know that. I just figured being so far south it had to be. Interesting, thanks for the info.",
"I remember when I hiked a good portion of the Grand Canyon we brought [Death In The Canyon](https://www.goodreads.com/book/show/395724.Over_the_Edge) which was actually an interesting read despite its morbid nature. It chronicles all the known deaths in the Grand Canyon in detail.\n\nSee if you can find one that matches your idea because it’s probably in there.",
"Way to plant, Ann!",
"This is why planes crash into mountains if anyone is always wondering why planes seem to always hit mountains ",
"There is a ski hill between Flagstaff and South Rim Park.\n",
"Yea exactly, why would i ever leave my house to go see anything when i just fucking look at it on google.",
"\"The call of the void\"",
"She was fine.",
"[Flagstaff](https://www.google.com/amp/s/articles.niche.com/top-25-snowiest-cities-in-america/amp/) is one of the snowiest cities in the US. ",
"I’m from Colorado and this is all my Facebook/insta/twitter feed is all winter long. I also see people from the Midwest post the same things. It’s not really a rare occurrence to have different weather conditions, on different days. ",
"Yes skarface6?",
"It's a badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger, badger",
"Fox....",
"It looks much nicer in person but when someone didn't get to see something you don't have to be a douche about it.",
"What's the issue with useing fur, if it is collected with proper game licensing and the carcass is used for food, wouldn't not useing the fur be wasteful ",
"Now someone the us how much snow it would take to break your fall. ",
"MGS 3!",
"Can I talk to you about it?",
"I love you.",
"/r/glitchinthematrix",
"Looks like Upstate NY weather.",
"Perfectly normal. It’s “the call of the void”. ",
"Snake? SNAKE! SNAKEEEEEE!\n\n",
"Don't try an church it up.",
"That is why this Earth is amazing. Things are always changing, the axis of the earth makes the shadows a little bit different every single day. A sunset can be affected by if it is cloudy, or snowy, or had just rained, or if it is cold or hot outside. \n\nTrees are constantly sprouting new buds, or branches. \n\nGrass dies then comes right back green after we have near inhospitable weather for a hand full of months\n\nThere are colors that we can't even see, but they are there.\n\nAnimals don't need a weather man to tell them when it's gonna get cold.\n\nWe make our atmospheric dome blow a huge hole in itself then the earth is like, \"woah guys slow down on all Dem hurtful things\" and it heals it's invisible bald spot. \n\nBut mosquitoes are a thing... How can the earth be so beautiful and so bleck at the same time.",
"o/",
"My gfs grandma makes hats like that exact one.",
"Not when its cold!!! No snakes",
"did you guys take a helicopter by chance? ",
"Great spell. Big mana sink though.",
"Huh? ",
"\\o\n\nBack rub?",
"You aren't implying his wife is getting fatter by the minute are you? That's just not nice! ;)",
"So it was normal Canadian weather?",
"[Angle from the front](http://www.halloweenforum.com/attachments/halloween-props/222001d1412790847-easy-shining-prop-frozen-jack-torrance-real_jack.jpg)",
"Her?",
"Sounds like good trail-side reading material... ;-) We were there May of last year and took one of the trails 3.5 miles(Bright Angel) down and then back up. Hope to hike North Rim to South Rim some day. ",
"Yeah, we did actually. Sunday morning.",
"The issue is that most fur comes from factory farms with zero concern for animal welfare. ",
"\\o",
"I hate when people refer to their wives as \"the wife\" or \"wifey\".",
"i like to see new places in undesirable weather conditions. it makes me think about how many people have come to see that place in all its beautiful glory and then i wonder, “well, how many people still appreciate this place when they can’t get the perfect instagram”. \n\nawesome pictures! 👍🏼",
"why do you hate it so much? the wife doesnt mind it, at all.",
"Liar",
" 0\\_\n/",
"See, this would have been a totally normal conversation if you had just posted the link and been like “hey I found a photo of what you just described” instead of talking shit to a dude for not doing a Google search for you. \n\nBut honestly keep going, because this whole exchange is truly perplexing and kind of fascinating. Excited to see how deep of a hole you can dig before maybe realizing that your comment was objectively kind of shitty. ",
"o\\\n\n...wait",
"Yeah the whole first sentence was unnecessary.",
"The Grand Canyon needs some of that supposed \"global warming\"",
"climate change",
"I can't believe she sat out there for you for so long. That's real love. Lol",
"You got top on Saturday and hit it from the back that Sunday? Great weekend!",
"When the green screen decides to be white. ",
"seems just like normal ohio weather to me\n\n(yes I know the grand canyon isn’t in ohio)",
"So you had black and white film in your camera on Saturday but you changed to color film on Sunday?",
"North rim? ",
"This had some number crunch for the two hundred foot drop in Frozen - [Freefall into snow](https://physics.stackexchange.com/questions/167077/freefall-into-snow)\n\nYou'd need about 20 feet of snow and decelerate over 13 feet at 9.5 gravities of deceleration (series injury is in the 25 gravities range)... though there are some \"best case\" aspects of that.",
"So she was there the whole time???",
"I feel like she was sitting closer the first photo. ",
"My parents were staying in Arizona with family, decided to drive to the Grand Canyon one day... got there and it was just like the top picture but in the summer lol couldn’t see even a little bit of the canyon!",
"Didn't want you to stay hanging.\n\n",
"Hard r huh?",
"Last Jedi was pretty good",
"badger badger badger badger",
"\\o/\n / \\ I have legs bitches",
"Holy shit so glad to know that's a real thing and I'm not just secretly wanting to self harm... ",
"What happens to all that melted snow? Why no trees? ",
"Torontonian checking in. Can confirm.",
"Her hair looked better Saturday.\nEdit:I also climbed that small tree next to her in 2009. Oh the memories.",
"Did they refund your entry fee? Last time I went to the Grand Canyon it cost $50 to get in.",
"Yeah, but if it was colder the snow wouldn't have melted. ",
"Thanks! Some people are so rude, amirite?",
"This guy shoots.",
"I hate those intrusive thoughts ... NO YOU DON't ...",
"The Husband took the pictures.",
"she freeze? :/",
"Yeah, that's the joke. ",
"Ayyyy Michigan coming in strong with 5 of the top 25 and they didn't even include any from the UP. ",
"Winter. Duh.",
"Sunday did seem like the submissive type ",
"Whatever you do, don't make a YouTube video of it if you do find him dead",
"That's racist",
"itll break something",
"Can confirm I live in Canada.\n\nWith that said, if the snow melted so rapidly it must be at least a little warmer than the previous day.\n\nFurther said, I still have problem dressing accordingly with the weather sometimes.",
"[\"L’appel du vide\"](http://pimediaonline.co.uk/science-tech/lappel-du-vide-the-call-of-the-void/)",
"Are you a top or a bottom?",
"It's unlikely there was snow at the bottom. It's a LONG way down. It can be cold and snowing at the high elevation, but 90 degrees down below. It was so when I was there in July.\n\nThat's why there is so much fog when it snows. It all evaporates and fills the canyon with fog.",
"You mean week :)",
"That's racist",
"How’d you get her to sit there the whole time?",
"Did enjoy both seasons?",
"Your comment is right on par with a comment my husband would say if that was me in his pic. Upvoted!",
"Death Stranding",
"\\o\n\nI gotta get in on this action",
"enough so you don't hit the rocky bits",
"my thoughts are never original anymore. I give up. Can someone else think for me, please?",
"The fact that the snow essentially lasted less then 3 days, is scary. Historically it would have been weeks if not longer.",
"30 snowiest cities with a pop. Over 50,000",
"dont feel so bad. have some crackers.",
"No way! I was there Friday! We left because we saw the snow forecast Saturday and wanted to avoid driving in it ",
"I wonder if anyone, in European exploration times, wandered through there in low visibility and started down into the canyon without realising where they were. Then maybe the weather cleared and they were surprised.",
"right right!! ",
"You just have to ask Russia about his expertise in the area",
"Femanists and liberals are offended by this comment, true story ",
"cool man, I work on the helicopters for one of the bigger grand canyon tour companies. I'm glad you guys had a good trip. \n\nif your helicopter was red that was probably one of mine. ",
"She's a canyon. Not a canyon't.",
"My cat, Jerry Garcia, would really love your hat.",
"Ah Badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger badger",
"Aim for the bushes!",
"She dates crackers. ",
"I peed at this spot once.",
"Why not? It'd be the best possible thing for their channel.",
"It would definitely lessen the impact. I wouldn't bet on it lessening it enough though.",
"https://youtu.be/rF5X_NOlhrg",
"Kinky",
"I see I am getting downvoted... My mistake. You are a top on Saturdays and a bottom on Sundays... I get it now. ",
"Don't call her a tree. ",
"Way to completely ignore the hypothetical they laid out there. ",
"She had some crackers. She was fine.",
"But, in their relationship, she is the wife. And he’s the husband. And their children would be the kids. And so on. ",
"They say she’s still sitting there",
"!!!",
"How come boulder is at 13th while Denver doesn't make the list. ",
"he's fine",
"One such \"best case\" aspect is that now you're buried in 13' of snow.",
"I thought America was closed this weekend. The moose out front should have told you. ",
"Thanks, I am always wondering why planes crash into mountains.",
"Lol reading the comments most people didn't know that. Yeah it's rather cool on the rim even in the summer. Once you head down is when it gets hot. Been to both rims, truly amazing place. It looks like a painting. The scale is unfathomable unless you see it in person",
"I couldn't help but notice the EquinuOcha. Did you just refer to yourself as white devil?",
"Haha but it wouldn’t help ",
"sure, I wouldn't bet on it. But just saying it's not totally a myth that snow can't stop a fall. People have fell out of airplanes and landed safely on snow. Don't try this at home of course. ",
"Those uneven asscheeks",
"Could have blown away ... very common as well. ",
"Wow, this is amazing. Very cool shot. \n\nOn another note, I’m happy to see a photo that actually belongs in this subreddit. Breath of fresh air. ",
"Or blew away. ",
"Impressive gainz for 24 hours.",
"looks like she gained a lot of weight in just one day\n",
"It's comforting to know other people have the same crazy thoughts. When you stop thinking those thoughts are crazy is when you need to worry though.",
"Regardless, it would break your fall. And your winter, spring, and summer, too, as you'd be dead. ",
"Wow she gained a few kilos",
"Yeah.. theres a pretty big difference between July and January though...\n\n\n",
"Looks like the weather here in louisiana haha",
"Egg?",
"How would the snow inside of the canyon blow out of it tho? The canyon itself on Sunday is snowless",
"My boo agrees.",
"SNAKESSS. or something like that I don't feel like finding the comment chain again ",
"[Spoiler](#s \"Her butt is bigger in the bottom picture. Something to do with crackers\")",
"Sexy parrot wife",
"That is why you can go from sun bathing on the beach to skiing in the mountain in the same day in California, depending on traffic",
"Every 1,000 ft of altitude the temperature changes 3.3°F. The Grand Canyon is about 6,000 ft in depth so on average you're looking at about a 20°F difference in temperature from the bottom to the top.",
"And then suffocate in the snow. ",
"I went a few weeks ago, but got stuck in some horrible traffic on the way to the south rim. By the time I actually got there, the sun had set, so the half a day I spent driving there stuck in traffic wasn't worth it because all I could see was a howling vast empty dark void in front of me. And it stared back.\n\n\nSo definitely go early if you have to drive from Las Vegas like I did!",
"Yep. Went hiking down into the canyon 2 years ago this spring. We woke up to six inches of snow on the ground, couldn't feel my toes, but we bundled up and got to the trailhead. Once we got down a little further it was almost unbearably warm and I wound up finishing the hike in shorts, only to have to put all my layers back on once we headed back up. Gorgeous hike tho, and the view from the rim with the storm clouds rolling away in the sunrise and a fresh coat on snow on the ground is one of the prettiest things I've ever seen in my life. ",
"Not this year, it's been terribly dry, fire season is going to be horrendous. ",
"Judging by your user name your an expert on white powders. I didn't even think about that. Could be warmer temperature wise with a cold strong northerly wind that blew the storm out of the area. ",
"Oh it's a high five. I thought it was...",
"Ooh. The relevant data...",
"That's racist. ",
"Oh you’re still crazy, just a bunch of other people are considering swerving into oncoming traffic too",
"o/",
"Welcome Arizona ;)",
"You may wanna see a doctor, looks like they fell off.",
"\\o",
"Oh definitely, it almost always feels warmer when it's snowing than the day after a snowfall. Snowy weather is actually incredibly enjoyable!",
"Idk what you mean by my name, but true. ",
"explain. I don't understand.",
"Denver IRL",
"Bro, your wife got THICC overnight",
"It actually snows in AZ regularly. Am in Flagstaff, can confirm.",
"Yes, elevation at the rim is 8,000ft",
"You kicked her out of bed for eating crackers?!",
"The kaibab forest is amazing. It looks like the prairie in the Midwest with all the grass and trees, except you are 8000 ft above sea level",
"Sometimes you just wanna see homos naked. ",
"You ate all the cheese with the little red stick didn’t you",
"I like her hat. Where is it from?",
"But my home is an airplane...",
"~~~~~~~\\o/~~~∆~~",
"That reminds me a of trip I took to Arizona with my mother and brother when I was a teenager. My grandfather, who lived near Tucson, had recently passed away, so we went out to deal with the contents of his trailer (lots of guns, mainly) and decided to see the Grand Canyon while we were there.\n\nAfter a 6-hour drive in an economy rental car with my younger brother who was going through nicotine withdrawals (not fun), and running into a patch of [jumping catci](https://youtu.be/Lfv1QfOtDhA?t=1m15s) when we stopped for some fresh air and to take in the scenery, we finally arrived at the Grand Canyon--in the middle of a storm of hail, sleet, and freezing rain. This was in late March!\n\nThe weather calmed down a bit, but the next morning was so foggy that we couldn't see the canyon at all. The fog finally cleared up on the morning we left, so at least we saw the canyon for a bit, but then it started to snow. The local airport cancelled our connecting flight to Phoenix, so we had to drive 80+ mph back to the Phoenix airport to try to catch the plane before it left. On the highway, this guy in a pickup truck apparently felt that our attempts to pass were a challenge to his masculinity or something, because he kept changing lanes to block us and trying to hit our car with backwards-thrown empty beer cans and McDonald's bags.\n\nIn the end, we made the flight with only minutes to spare and were thoroughly glad to be gone. It's funny looking back on it now, though.",
"He could simply demonetize it and that would somehow make it ok. ",
"One person - who fell into a fir tree, and then into a snow bank.",
"Where is the slot opening for her eyes?",
"Didn't want you to stay hanging.",
"o/",
"I thought the Grand Canyon was packed with super soft snow. I must be too high. ",
"I always chocked it up to flying into them, not women sitting by trees.",
"You do have legs... but they aren’t attached. Try this instead:\n\n\n\\o/ \n/ \\",
"I'm jealous. The top picture was what it looked like the only time I was there. And since I'm in PA, I have no idea when I'll ever get back.",
"Having personally heard the sound of a man falling 300 feet to his death in this very canyon, I would strongly recommend not pursuing this course of action.",
"Fellow Michigander.....have an upvote. \n\nGo Lions! ",
"Thanks for calling plane crash facts. ",
"Thanks! Some people are so rude, amirite.",
"Am I the only one who is terrified of the top picture?\n\nSuffering from vertigo and fear of heights/large, imposing things, I’m a little biased. But the fact that knowing there is an enormous canyon right in front of you but you can’t see it freaks the fuck out of me even from just looking at the picture",
"\"If you don't like the weather in Flagstaff, wait an hour\".",
"Yeah, I always nazi salute back out of niceness. ",
"I am groot.",
"your wife's butt got bigger when it warmed up. ",
"r/theydidthemath",
"You have no idea how lucky you are...",
"Imagine being an explorer and coming upon the Grand Canyon in a snowstorm, camping out the night and the next day being like The fuuuuuucckkk??",
"Cocaine or Meth ... White Powders ... nevermind",
"Welcome to Arizona",
"Good thing Obama isn't president anymore.",
"Crackers. She was fine. o/ o\\",
"Same reason Provo, UT makes the list but not Salt Lake City.\n\nThis list has farts in its head.\n\nThe only reason I can see is each city is ~200' higher in elevation.\n\n",
"It's like no one knows what a cloud is ",
"I stayed at El Tovar hotel, which is the only hotel at the very edge of the canyon. We had a special room overlooking the very edge of the canyon. We left the porch door open that night and a good amount of breeze came in every few minutes. The feeling that out in that dark mere feet away was that ginormous chasm in the Earth gave me a moment of panic. It felt like at any moment I'd get sucked out into nothingness. It was both awe and anxiety. I felt lucky though to feel that as it was certainly something I will always remember.\n\nEdit: If you have access to Google Earth VR fly around the Canyon at dusk on it. It is quite an experience.",
"Wow the weather changed over the course of a day. So shocking. ",
"Yatta yatta yatta yatta ",
"That's a lot of coke for one person.",
"Are you confusing them with Salt and Sugar? ",
"That bottom pic is really pretty. The weather difference is crazy",
"Instant meta ",
"Cake day? Cake day!!",
"I rafted down the Colorado river over the course of a week.\n\nWe had an older gentleman with us, probably early 70's .. it was blazing-hot for the first couple of days, with the rest of our tour group freely taking any invitation to jump into the river.\n\nThe next thing you know it was snowing and we had to wrap that man in a reflective blanket and place him over a heat-lamp on-shore.\n\nIt changes, *fast*.",
"Not this year. We're up to like 10\" total for the season. Unless we get a massive storm the forest is gonna go up in flames this summer. Anyways here's a [Relevant xkcd](https://xkcd.com/1916/) regarding Flagstaff weather. ",
">That's over 50,000 people. \n\nThat makes a lot more sense.",
"I think it would help if you fell on a snow covered slope instead of a pile of snow on a flat area.",
"o7",
"I LOVE that book! I bought it in the gift shop at the visitors center and was completely fascinated by the stories. I've given as gifts to my hiker friends quite a few times. It's quite amazing how many stupid things have killed people.",
"TIL that it snows in the grand canyon. I legit thought it was a desert there. ",
"Now she knows how Joe Dirt felt\n",
"Oh the irony",
"go fuck yourself.",
"The fam",
"So just in general, however, you would be inclined to jump? But snow would be the extra temptation?",
"I am in Flagstaff the last snow should be all but melted by then. Its been above freezing since the storm. ",
"I fucking hate when people say “the wife”. Sound like an idiot.",
"Wow this is a really cool pic. Very nice OP. Glad the weather cleared up for you guys ",
"Ive sat in that spot",
"wife...top saturday....bottom sunday....expected a completely different picture",
"Nice photoshop",
"lol",
"Yeah pretty sure this is the south rim, that looks like bright angel canyon straight across winding north. ",
"It's be easier to name the cities that don't have this saying ",
"Ok, sure...but the snow melted in pic 2. That means pic 2 was warmer and that’s why it’s odd to wear more in pic 2 as /u/therestruth said ",
"We had about the same thing happen at Bryce about a decade ago. Going back this spring for the first time since (GC, Bryce, Zion,etc.) and I could not be more excited.",
"Yep. I wrote the same thing and then sorted by controversial to see if anyone else said it. I can’t stand it.",
"Live in flagstaff. Can confirm that all four seasons can happen in a span of 20 minutes. ",
"You can certainly go sunbathing in Phoenix and skiing at Snow Bowl in the same day without too much effort. ",
"How did you get into a federal park with the government closed?",
"Arizonan here. If you haven’t seen this place, I suggest putting it on your bucket list. I hiked down the bright angel trail and it blew my mind. How can you hike downward for 6 hours and come to an edge, look down, and see mountain ranges way below you? Not to mention the waterfalls of Havasupai, or rafting the Colorado river. Tourists that take pictures at the top and never see the full scale of the canyon make me sad. 🙂 ❤️. ",
"They're fine ;)",
"What a coincidence! My wife was top Saturday, bottom Sunday too!",
"Ya, my hubby is fine with it ",
"Now she knows how Joe Dirt felt\n",
"Nice! I don’t remember where we started east from there but we went for 6 days and came out at bright angel. All south rim though. Amazing place. \n\nBut yeah the book actually reads better than you think in terms of “story telling” without embellishment on stories of death. The guys who wrote it clearly know the canyon well. ",
"I was there on Saturday too. Visibility was low in the morning and cleared up At one. It was beautiful ",
">Break my back \n\nFTFY",
"No city over 50k in then UP",
"More evidence of man made global warming",
"She looks fatter on Sunday",
"Hey look, I'd like some gold please",
"CRACKERS UNITE\n",
"I shouldn’t laugh but stupidity with a side of complacency is most of the deaths. Complete bad luck is next. Experienced people making a seemingly fine decision that didn’t work out is low.",
"Amazing!!",
"thick mamas",
"She had some crackers, she was fine.",
" Guy likes to see homos naked, that doesn't help me.",
"Have some crackers",
"87” vs 53”",
"“This is beautiful, but where’s the faces? The presidents...”",
"Because it is amazing. ",
"One year I camped there and it snowed overnight. Was super cool waking up to silence and white. The tent was actually warmer after it snowed. I’ll remember that for the rest of my life. ",
"I like the Bottom.",
"O/",
"The Last Jedi was pretty good. Could've done some things better but I liked it.",
"In 2hrs!! Go from the beach to big bear skiing in 2hrs",
"Crackers",
"I went up to Big Bear in California this past weekend and had this same thing but in reverse. Came up Friday afternoon and very little snow on the edges of the hills. Woke up Saturday morning everything completely covered in snow. Sunday started to all melt again. Hoping to do Grand Canyon in a couple months. ",
"Now she knows how Joe Dirt felt\n",
"As nice of a picture as that is, I'm willing to bet seeing it in person is way better dude.",
"The Republicans kept open the parks this time, to minimize the public backlash against the government closing. During the 2013 government closing, the Republicans ended up taking a lot of heat, as they were widely blamed to be at fault (and probably rightly so).",
"Living in Massachusetts I wish this was how it was when I went there. I've never seen anything more beautiful but accidentally scheduling the trip during the heat wave they have was an unexpected mistake. I'll take snow over 127° weather anyday.",
"Some say she is still sitting there to this day...",
"Juice to wash it down?",
"She got bigger?",
"the fact that she’s wearing a thicker coat on day 2 ",
"Lost wife at Grand Canyon. Since bought a Porsche. Never been happier . My traveling companion is a bag of ice cream. ",
"I never thought about it, but I don't want to catch anyone dead. Gross.",
"Okay, I'm sold. It's on the reading list! We drove over to the North Rim during our stay. So beautiful, even though there was a lot of fire damage everywhere. The drive through Page was really nice. It's so weird seeing all that open prairie-land with a solid rock wall jutting right out of the ground. ",
"Basically what New Zealand weather's been like this summer",
"Oh thank God, I thought I was the only one having an existential crisis over here.",
"It's bizarre that so many people are surprised that weather changes and snow melts.",
"Yes!",
"WOW! It's almost like weather affects visibility!",
"I'm in central PA and I agree! Now for SE and SW to chime in..",
"The sky adds ten pounds...",
"Flagstaff is 7000 feet above sea level.",
"Take a closer look at that picture. The snow that remains is fine powder, basically dust. The landscape is super-dry, not a drop of melted water anywhere. Practically Martian. Even the fine powder on the woman's pants isn't melting. It's cold AF in the lower pic.",
"terminal velocity helps falls like that be a survivable event. id try aiming for a body of water and hitting it as straight and rigid as possible. read it in worst case scenario...you point your toes to the water, go straight as an arrow, keep your head up, shoulders scrunched in, ass clenched...and you should be able to hit the water and most likely not break any bones apart from possibly a leg bone but should be able to swim to surface",
"So you're telling me there's a chance? Yeah!",
"Sick hail! Am I pronouncing that right?",
"Frozen in time.",
"Pretty sure the road to the north rim is closed in the winter.",
"Neat ",
"o7",
"couldn’t have gotten a better picture! well done!\n",
"I read Grand Cayman the first time, I was so confused!\n",
"Nicely done getting nearly the exact same composition set up. ",
"Not if it's the snow I moved around here today. You might have 20 feet of it, but you aren't going to get through more than 2 foot before it's solid.",
"We want to go there but we left Wisconsin to get away from snow so we'll spend a little more time in southwest Texas.",
"I was there last Monday, looked like the bottom pic. Everyone was talking about how they’ve gotten hardly any snow compared to usual, it was a good time for us to be there though as far as travel conditions!",
"Got all fat and sassy",
"No. Not this again",
">Top was Saturday, Bottom was Sunday.\n\n/r/nocontext ",
"Top picture: what the mountain looks like when we decide to go snowboarding. \n\nBottom picture: what he mountain looks like the next day posted all over their Facebook page. ",
"\"The wife\"",
"They just keep. You. Hanging on.",
"I thought it was the crackers.",
"Went to the Grand Canyon last summer and it was a giant panic attack for me. i was constantly worried about people getting close to the edge. I can’t believe more people don’t fall there. It’s something like 6 people a year. Being there it seemed like 6 people a day would be the norm.",
"This. I hate both of those phrases so much. The first one always ends up on the front page regularly it seems so dismissive like their spouse is some inanimate object",
"I can't believe this unfunny comment got 4000 upvotes",
"I took my girlfriend to Mt. Rainer and she almost walked off the mountain. The only thing letting you know nothing was there was the lack of trees.",
"Didn't want you to... wait...",
"Wasnt it closed over the weekend because of the shutdown? You literally have to drive through a gate and pay to get in.....",
"Ahh..that Missouri kind of weather. ",
"That snow melted fast...",
"She was getting ready for bottom day.",
"Why do they use words you don't like?",
"It snows every year. The North Rim closes annually in the winter because of snow.",
"If it does, wait a day ",
"\\o",
"Call her Crackers",
"I'm sure someone else has said it but I am so jealous! What a sight!",
"This would make a really good dual screen monitor\n",
"Only the 'official' road, you can still drive on Forest Roads assuming you have a 4x4 and a way to get yourself unstuck.",
"How much do they charge now a-days for admission?",
"I went to the Grand Canyon 8 days ago. Get there early in the morning. We showed up at 8:30AM on the South Rim and had no line of cars to get in, no people on any of the viewpoints, and easy parking at each one. By the time it hit 11 AM, parking was starting to fill up, people were on all viewpoints, and definitely more crowded to get around.\n\nJust my 2 cents. It will be cold in the mornings, though. You are Canadian, so it will be like a warm Spring day.",
"She was fine.",
"It was $30 for a parking pass that's good for 7 days",
"Sublime.",
"People wonder this?",
"That’s a high five, Senor Projection. ",
"Snow rarely reaches the warmer canyon floor ...",
"Is she was along there?",
"Ah, glorious Northern Arizona <3",
"Even the cactus on her head bloomed.",
"This happened to me 2 years ago truly amazing to watch",
"I flew from phx to Denver Sunday morning. It was beautiful seeing northern AZ covered in snow.",
"Haha what wife... Oh the seasons they are a changing",
"Deja vu",
"http://i.imgur.com/nQ7TqY1.png",
"That's like random Texas weather, I tell ya what. ",
"Welcome to arizona....",
"HODOR",
"My buddies are down there right now wrapping up a 28 day trip. Can’t wait to ask them if they got snowed on.",
"What is this",
"So it's true...",
"My brain hurts. ",
"True! \n\nStill, I was fascinated by how many people died taking a piss over the edge, taking/posing for a photo etc. ",
"TIL it can snow at the Grand Canyon. ",
"\\o",
"\\o",
"SW here. Agreed!",
"completely unrelated but i was at the Grand Canyon once and a Condor was soaring through the canyon. it was a truly magestic.\n\nhope you had a great trip. also try Zion National Park if you havn't been. All the lodges are in the base of the canyon so it is inverse of the Grand Canyon experience. Also recommend North Rim for remoteness. ",
"\\¤",
"What’s this and this and this",
"leave you hanging you must be new here",
"Your stomach during and after Taco Bell.",
"One of my greatest experiences in life was walking up to the canyon in pitch black one night, then visiting it in daylight the next morning. I had no idea or ability to comprehend what I was standing next to, even though I had seen pictures. It made me think a lot about space and what I’m not comprehending there. ",
"7o",
"The wife doesn’t mind that I call her that. \n\nMy three biggest pet peeves are people wearing blue tooth headsets just walking around (nobody’s that important), those goofy car flags attached to the windows, and people walking with their face buried in their phone. ",
"Congratulations... Now you know what Minnesota weather is like. 😐",
"Also, isn't the grand canyon a national park? Wouldn't that have been closed during the government shutdown or do they not regulate people coming in?",
"We went to the Alamo this weekend and we ran into the similar issue. Basically the park was open but there was no services. Bathrooms visitors center all closed. Rocky Mountain National Park noted they weren't plowing the roads.",
"Very creative :) I cant remember seeing snow the last time.",
"Grand Canyon, isn’t anything like a ND winter. Few things are.\n\n\nBut yeah the desert air can get really dry. The North Rim of the Grand Canyon is over 8,000ft in elevation. So thin dry air. The record low on the Rim is -22°. ",
"omg. cool shot.",
"She had some crackers",
"I would love to record the sound of condor! ",
"SE, can confirm",
"That's also called Portland and Seattle",
"Donkey!",
"Don't you?",
"Lol",
"Her bottom looks nice on the bottom... on a Sunday.",
"She was so pissed she melted the snow with her rage...she's a keeper...as in keeper away from me",
"II got your back!\n\nEdit: I'm an idiot.",
"It is freaky when climbing. You are looking down for a foothold and there’s some part of your brain telling you to just let go.",
"It's likely the angle of the photo. They might be a good distance from the actual drop.",
"And like a 2-8 mile cast. That’d take a hell of an arm to fish from the rim.",
"[Obligatory.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t_ssJNCmhEw)",
"Jack be nimble, Jack be quick... ",
">you aren't implying his wife is getting fatter by the minute are you\n\nThese are crackers she's eating after all",
"It gets much warmer the lower you go, I highly doubt the floor would get any snow. When i was there the snow only covered the top maybe 100 feet",
"IT'S A TIME PARADOX!",
"I was there on Friday and there was no snow at all.",
"Definition of Arizona",
"Climate change still doesn't exist. Get outta here with your libtard evidence.",
"She had some crackers",
"I was out at the Grand Canyon this summer. Check out some time lapses I shot out there- https://www.youtube.com/edit?o=U&video_id=kZSVU3AzWmE",
"This is beautiful.",
"The Tuweep area is open on the north rim year round, but it's up to you to get there.\n\nThere are lots of gory pictures of trucks in mud on the NPS web site trying to warn people to stay away that aren't prepared.\n\nSauce: Went to Tuweep almost exactly a year ago with my best friend in a pair of Land Rover Defenders. We had the entire campground and canyon to ourselves for a week.",
"https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYkapHBVs8",
" The void isn't self harm. That is simply sudoku. ",
">You'd need about 20 feet of snow\n\nThat's powder, too. and there's no way to get 20' of powder. As the snow gets deeper, it's compacted and is no longer soft & fluffy.\n\n",
"Or trees. I always think about just going 130 into a stout fuckin oak.",
"WE'RE ALL GONNA DIE! /s",
"She was fine",
"Colorado is pretty much like that all the time. We got the storm a day or two before you did (or maybe after I dunno). Snowy and gross one day, sunny the next. ",
"OP gave her a kilo of crackers",
"Go Orange! ",
"Love the space comparison, I’ve never thought about it like that.",
"Hiking rim to rim is a top 10 item on my bucket list. The grand canyon is honestly one of my most favorite places on the planet. So incredible. ",
"Bro, save some karma for the rest of us! ",
"Me too o/",
"[It's been done on skis](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-RYkapHBVs8)",
"I was there in April to climb Humphreys and people were still skiing at the Snow Bowl. ",
"Bottom was not Sunday! Bottom was cold. ",
"Surprised there isn't a Phoenix up in that right hand corner. ",
"Went there at the end of last summer. Just an amazing trip!! ",
"Wait, what was all of that \"one in a million\" talk?!",
"TIL it snows at the Grand Canyon ",
"Falling off the edge like ^^^___ \\o/",
"Top was government shutdown. Bottom was \"well, we better compromise\". \n\nSource: American here. Had to listen to news commentators all weekend at work.\n\nSeriously, though, saw the Grand Canyon for the first time last October. Took my breath away and made me cry. I haven't traveled many places in my life, but the only other time that happened was at Yosemite and the road to Hana. *I need to get out more*\n",
"Must have been crazy winds! Because the lowest temperature ever recorded in the states were about -60F, and I noticed that, in Canada at least, windchill adds around another 10 degree celsius drop or an -18F. However strong winds can drop the temperature even more!",
"She was fine",
"Hey I didn't know Grand Canyon was in Texas!",
"Thats an unique pic you get to shoot once in a lifetime ",
"What kind of gay shit is that?",
"The top is jackets the bottom is shorts.",
"\\o\n\n",
"Then you would hate big mtn skiing",
"Instagram husband",
"I am now wondering when the last commercial plane crashed into a mountain due to this.",
"#goalsAF",
"There’s a joke about gay nazis hanging dong here help me",
"I took a stab at blending the two images together.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/tSIK12K.jpg ",
"~~Thicc~~",
"Dude, I had a great visit in November. Barely anybody there. Twenty degrees on the rim. 60's in the canyon. Even met someone who used to live down the street from me in...North Carolina. ",
"Reading the title, I was under the impression that you made your way down to the bottom of the canyon.",
"u/swishyfoam ",
"She gained some serious weight over night",
"OP'S A PHONY, GUYS!!!!",
"I tagged you in this too ",
"Looks like a weekend in Michigan",
"I visited the grand canyon in winter and it looked like the top picture. We were only able to stop by for the day and didn't get to see the canyon itself. ",
"Clearly laws of physics, on the cold she shrinked.. on the warm she expanded.. ",
"I went to Pikes Peak when it was super foggy. Went to the top and couldn’t really understand how far I was up, although it was crazy to just be surrounded by fog. Went back a couple months later and it really put into perspective what I missed the first time ",
"I'm thinking your wife is either verrrry patient, or she's frozen.\n\n",
"When",
"That's actually pretty cool",
"Because she has crackers.",
"This is awesome, thanks man",
"Hah, I used to make that exact same joke (wouldn’t catch me dead, actually catch me dead) about Hartford.",
"\\o/\n\n/_\\",
"Oh shit spoilers, I wasn't expecting that...",
"There's actually a 20 degree difference top to bottom. Basically it's moderate up top and Phoenix at the bottom. ",
"Those crackers, tho",
"Welcome to the American southwest and an elevation of 7,000 feet. ",
">danger noodle? DANDER NOOOODLE!\n\nFIFY",
"Which is funny because this year has been shite. It has snowed twice and I'm grumpy about it",
"That must have been the reason she looked a little more plump at the end of it. Those crackers man, they go right into storage.",
"If you seriously work out there, thank you for all you do. I can't imagine the crazy shit you must see.",
" amirite?",
"They get it August, 120f in the shade. ~80f at night. That's at the river, 85 and 55 at South Rim.",
"First thought was a settler coming across that during a snow storm",
"Wow, you're so funny. ",
"This is an experience I need in my life",
"OK so it was snowing, and then it stopped snowing. Fascinating...",
"And that's not supposed to happen.",
"Username definitely checks out.\n\nWell done, sir.\n\n(Or madam)",
"Doooo it",
"Please send help. I’m having a stroke. ",
"Very interesting ",
"That's a big gap.",
"Misleading title ",
"One time, here in Canada, we literally had a straight up blizzard in the morning to the point where it was hard to see, and a normal spring day in the afternoon with all the snow completely gone and sun shining. Very surreal ",
"I come to reddit for comments like these ",
"i low key want to elope at the grand canyon during a snowy day, drive back to vegas and then party at the chandelier at the cosmopolitan and then pass out on secret pizza, pizza in my jacuzzi",
"What, you had some crackers with you, right?",
"I'm kinda digging the low visibility look though. It reminds me of snowhead from zelda",
"Cool. But in Atlantic Canada, we call that the afternoon.",
"something about snakes?",
"Thanks for pointing that out. I live in a small town and we average more than #2 on the list. ",
"Depends on how moist the air mass is. It's typically so dry there it's even more dramatic, more toward 5°F per K.",
"So one Saturday morning I decided to take the wiferino, a woman by the way, to the ice-cream shop to show just how much I care about her and respect her. \n\nAfter an idyllic stroll through the sunny Saturday morning streets we enter the shop and I tip my fedora to the hefty shopkeeper.\n\nI notice one of these good-for-nothing Chads standing in the corner andbmy expression turns dark but then I decide no! I will not let this ruin my Saturday morning! I will use this chance to show him just how good care I take of my the wife!\n\nSo I turn to her with my fedora tilted in the most gentlemanly of angles and I ask her with the utmost sincerity and from the bottom of my heart, I ask her: \"**The** ***Wife***, would you like some ice-cream?\"\n\nAnd my wife just immediately starts crying from the emotions and has ten orgasms right then and there. The Chad hangs his head in shame and silently exits the show without another look at me. Everyone starts clapping.\n\nThen Obama scrolls into the shop and says to me: \"Son, you're a god damn American hero! I'm presenting you with the Medal of Freedom just this evening!\"\n\nReal mantears were shed that day.",
"And my city is #7 whaaat ",
"Agreed. It's been the dryest winter I've ever seen in my almost ten years in flag.",
"What were you guys eating? Looks like she gained a few pounds overnight. ",
"why do these narcissists always have to put them stupid selves in the middle of what would have been a decent picture and ruin it?? No, staring into nature isnt artsy. And no, no one gives a fuck about you. Youre just another instagram basic bitch copying the same thing thats been done 1 million times. fuck you.",
"So your’e saying dreams can come true?",
"Crazy how fast the plows got on that snow",
"My god, that top photo is great.",
"I went there a few days before Thanksgiving one year. Couldn't see a thing. Glad you had one good day.",
"Look on the bright side—it’s the top voted comment, so at least most people agree that you’re both very clever.",
"o/",
"r/theydidthemonstermath",
"\\o/\n\n/ \\^🍆",
"I’m just gonna drop this video here. Saw it last week and shit a brick. https://youtu.be/mg-zjgWqFkE",
"o/",
"She had some crackers.",
"\\o/\n \n / \\\n\nI have legs bitches",
"When I was there, some a-holes pushed a big rock over the edge near an overlook. My insides flipped upside down when I started hearing the impacts. ",
"so it snowed... and then there was snow on the ground? \n\nCALL THE PAPERS! ",
"https://www.accuweather.com/en/weather-blogs/weathermatrix/wind-chills-drop-below-80-cold-records-set/21789657\n\nHave to scroll down to the bottom. This was in 2014 winter. I was outside working on oil rigs. Ambient was right around -53 with thirty mile an hour sustain winds from the north. We froze up salt water, cold weather diesel, eyes froze shut etc. ",
"Global warming ",
"There are actually several accounts, if you include people who fell to earth while inside a piece of the aircraft or strapped to an ejection seat (according to mythbusters). \n\nThere's also Indiana Jones, but there might have been some camera tricks involved with that one (also mythbusters).",
"How’d she gain weight so quickly ?",
"She was fine.",
"Flagstaff has the best snow days off from school. The buses get snowed in the bus yard so school is canceled, but the day is sunny so kids can go sledding and play outside comfortably. ",
"Seems to be a different jacket from what I can tell, but definitely appears to add a few pounds. ",
"Looks like she ate a LOT of crackers.",
"saaaa, *sick* hail my doot. Catch ya later, I'ma go hang 10 (jews)",
"The Pacific Northwest has been quite dry as well this winter.",
"I lived in Niagara Falls for a while and they don't tell you how many people commit suicide by throwing themselves into the river. Bet you they do the same for the Grand Canyon. No one wants to hear depressing news about a popular tourist destination. ",
"Am I blind? Where the heck is Flagstaff on here? How is this relevant to Flagstaff weather if it's one of the only ones not on it... Unless I missed the entire joke... Long day..",
"Oh damn. I bet the GC looks amazing with all that snow and fog (is it fog, or just snow?).\n\nPost more pictures of it please!",
"Home sweet home",
"People die out there like every month , there was a guy who fell over the edge trying to get a \"leaning-over\" picture, and his wife snapped it as he was mid-air ....... and also a park ranger's donkey fell off the side of a trail with him , in like the same week i was out there. RIP-RIP",
"I skydive and every once in a while my brain goes \"Dude, don't deploy your chute. Grass is soft, it wouldn't hurt.\"\n\nNot testing that one out Mr. Brain. ",
"The wife!?!?",
"Yeah dude, the main area is north of Flagstaff, its probably the same tree",
"I went there on vacation last year and throughout the whole time we were at the grand canyon the weather was changing. So I didn't think ice would form already and guess what, slipped and basically shit my pants. Luckily I wasn't anywhere near the edge though.",
"Why did you put air quotes",
"It's right in the middle. Like the exact middle. ",
"I love the Canyon more than pretty much any other place on earth, but it does give me an odd combination of... Comfort in sensing it out there in the inky darkness, but also a degree of menace for that same reason. Did you catch the inscription on Tovar's patio? Good for pondering at night.",
"Welcome to AZ!\n",
"That’s racist ",
"I am so cool. /s In all seriousness, I have done it before but I realized for the last year or so that it's now being beaten to death.",
"Lots and lots of people fall. I would believe 6 a year die on impact. Many more die of complications shortly afterwards (they need to be found pretty quickly.) Not to mention dehydration and other risks of the Canyon. Truly magical place though, if you respect its power you’ll be fine. ",
"Shut up Connery. ",
"she maintained her posture nevertheless",
"It also looks like the top is brunette and the bottom is blonde.",
"You took your wife on a vacation and you used the words top and bottom and she was completely clothed... you're doing it wrong.",
"You shut your whore mouth",
"Oh god this made me laugh so hard ",
"That ET breakfast is no joke",
"\\o",
"I would have pushed her off the first day",
"I may have a pic of it. We we're in, not the Presidential suite but the floor below with it's own deck. I'll check when I get home.",
"They have medication for that...",
"No, the canyon is a mile deep. The elevation at the bottom is elevated desert, about 2500 feet. That’s about the elevation of Tucson. ",
"Is anything more penetrating than the Majesty of nature? ",
"Grand canyon is 6000 ft at the deepest. I would assume a fall would be well beyond 200ft in many places. ",
"Everyone needs to see the Grand Canyon at least once in their life.",
"That's probably why it scares you",
"I desperately want to make love to a schoolboy!",
"that is incredible. Hard to fathom that temperature differential in one place",
"I bet it was still cold as dick in the bottom picture.",
"She was fine.",
"and snow is basically water. I don't see a problem.",
"Better a dry winter, actually. Worst fire seasons around come from a wet winter/spring and an exceptionally dry and hot summer.",
"I’m going there in two weeks for the first time. Any advice?",
"Amazing! I was there on Friday and there was no snow.",
"was it really that white or did you mask the fuck out of it in photoshop",
"We took the helicopter ride and it was pretty surreal. It's expensive, but was one of the coolest views of my life. We also heard great things about the bright angel hike down into the canyon (didn't do it because it was too icy). You really can't go wrong and enjoy the trip!",
"Holy shit u/thagoodlife! The wife and i were just there last night/this morning for our first time! \n\nThis was the most incredible, awe inspiring place of interest that I've ever been there. \n\nWas there sat night- the sky, the stars. Unbelievable.\nAnd then we went for sunrise- was freezing but we'll worth it.\n\n\nI was 50 feet away from the canyon at night, didn't even know what was there!\n\n\nWhat a incredible sight.\nPics do not do it justice. ",
"What you dont see is the hundreds of other tourists clamoring for photo position. I spent 20 minutes at the Grand Canyon AMA ",
"Thinning the herd",
"That was our first snow of the year. I live in Flagstaff.",
"Yeah.... you're full of shit. Born and raised here. No way in hell it was 100 at the bottom and snow at the top. If there's snow at the top, hottest it would be is 75 at the bottom. It's not a 70 degree difference between the two extremes. More likely 30-40",
"TIL it snows in Arizona. ",
"It's not.",
"WHITE POWDER!",
"It was that white, pictures are untouched.",
"Whoa. Same for us. Nothing like flying across the country to visit the grand canyon just to show up and visibility be zero and oh yeah, the government shut down too. Pretty awesome Arizona kept the busses and plows running though!\n\n\n[Saturday and Sunday ](https://www.imgur.com/a/kMIpd)",
"I always just thought it was because they’re really really tall",
"IT SNOWS AT THE GRAND CANYON!?",
"TIL it actually snows at the Grand Canyon",
"TIL it snows at the Grand Canyon ",
"Awesome thanks! I’m so confused on what to pack- dress for winter or spring. Looks like it’s gonna be 50s but it keeps changing. ",
"Is it normal for there to be snow at the grand canyon?\n",
"What’s that mean??",
"My SO and I drove from Las Vegas to Flagstaff at night. When there all hotels were full so we decided to sleep in the car. We still had the Las Vegas weather in mind so we figured we'd be okay to just sleep in our t-shirt. Boy were we wrong...",
"It is nice. She is so skilled she is able to find enough food to survive and enjoy life out in those hazardous conditions. That's a prime wife.",
"That could be like an office inspirational poster. \"Sometimes, when you can't see what's in front of you, you won't see all there is ahead.\"",
"I can save you a few minutes of sorting through them.\n\"Dreams of Mountains\" if I recall. From a work called Titan of Chasms by CA Higgins.\n\nComes from the last paragraph: \"Long may the visitor loiter upon the verge, powerless to shake loose from the charm, tirelessly intent upon the silent transformations until the sun is low in the west. Then the canyon sinks into mysterious purple shadow, the far Shinumo Altar is tipped with a golden ray, and against a leaden horizon the long line of the Echo Cliffs reflects a soft brilliance of indescribable beauty, a light that, elsewhere, surely never was on sea or land. Then darkness falls, and should there be a moon, the scene in part revives in silver light, a thousand spectral forms projected from inscrutable gloom; dreams of mountains, as in their sleep they brood on things eternal.\"\n\nI also always liked:\" Never was picture more harmonious, never flower more exquisitely beautiful. It flashes instant communication of all that architecture and painting and music for a thousand years have gropingly striven to express. It is the soul of Michaelangelo and of Beethoven.\"",
"Here's a nut we saw the same Sunday OP (and I) was there. This fall would be a mile of tumbling down jagged rocks. Not just a simple fall and splat. Don't forget it snowed 8 inches the day before and everything was covered in ice. \n\n[Nutcase](https://www.imgur.com/a/sZ77w)",
"dilly dilly!",
"Wow, it snowed one day and not the next? It’s a miracle! ",
"Got to go to Grand Canyon on a school trip way back, and it looked like the top pic couldn’t see a thing ",
"Now moved to sw pa... Stuck in the corner of the giant middle finger and Pittsburgh. It only becomes heavy down here if Erie gets hit hard enough or lake Michigan has any lake effect.",
"top photo may be just about the best lonely snow photo I've ever seen, and I have a lot of photos from Buffalo, NY in the 90s.",
"That's so funny because we were going to go this past weekend 1/20, but when we got outside of Flagstaff the snow storm really hit. We were stuck in traffic for about an hour, but we still got to see snow. Just not the Canyon. Another day, when it's sunny! ",
"First time I went to the grand canyon it was super snowy like the top and I had no idea how close the canyon was to the motel... I thought it was maybe a half a mile or mile away or something, but it was so foggy and snowy I couldn't see that it was like 70 steps away from my door - so I'm out there on the edge of the canyon leaning over the edge where there is no railing trying to look - can't see shit.\n\nWake up the next morning and it's clear like the bottom - couldn't even approach the edge, was seriously leaning over a death drop while standing on snow-covered ice patches. So absurd.",
"That would have been the last day of my life.",
"o/",
"Bullshit",
"om nom nom",
"The pit of misery!",
"\\o",
"It was a lot of crackers ",
"I thought Saturday and Sunday were two gay men for a second...",
"Looked it up. Apparently it’s between 20-40 people a year.",
"They messed their list up. Denver gets about 53.5\" of snow each year. Boulder gets closer to 88\". Boulder should be #3 on the list. ",
"\\o",
"o/",
"Happy cake day!",
"Thanks for reminding me to look into lens rentals when I vacation up there this spring. ",
"Your wife must be pretty hot to melt all that snow.",
"Thank you very much for this",
"They've already seen it with their own eyes. They can find far better pictures online than what they could ever take themselves. They're taking photos with themselves in the photo because that's what they want to do. Why do you have such issue with them being in their own photos? Go search for some photos of the Grand Canyon without people in them if that's what you want to see. ^^In ^^other ^^words, ^^^fuck ^^^you ^^^too.",
"I thought so too but with the snow soft and new it was actually safer than the day after when it started to melt. Surprisingly trails and edges were very visible even with wind and snow. I did something similar to this at Bryce Canyon not too long ago. ",
"Looks like your wife gained a couple of pounds in one day",
"If you two had gone there together, one of you would have had a much better time.",
"Um slave owners or delicious treats? cant reall tell which ? ",
"I killed myself at this point in the comment string, please find my body",
"I too was there both days this past weekend. Here's some snowy shots from Sunday with 100% visibility. It was amazing. \n\n[Snowy pics ](https://www.imgur.com/a/ct2SH)\n\nSome of those are from a helicopter so they're not super crisp. Only about 25% of the canyon will hold snow and it usually doesn't get super low on the walls. It's about 15 degrees warmer at the bottom usually, if not more.\n\nWe were sad Saturday was mostly ruined by no visibility until late in the day, but it made a for a beautiful Sunday. ",
"Here I go killin' myself again",
"Reminds me of when i went to see Mt Fuji in winter 2014 and autumn 2016. First time, the fog was so thick visibility was about 25m. The second time, overcast clouds covering everything. ",
"No problem. I always like talking Canyon :) ",
"Wonder if it's to old to include our local yelp rep who stepped aside to let someone pass and slipped and fell to her death. This happened two or three years ago ",
"It really is difficult to appreciate the scale, even when you're seeing it in person. What did it for me was looking at the rock layers on the opposite rim and comparing them to my perception of the cliff I was on. I noticed that the slope of light rock just below me--which looked like it went halfway to the bottom--actually probably stretched less than 10% of the way down. \n\nBig mountains also mess with my perception of size. I was convinced I was watching a plane about to crash into the Grand Teton when I visited. Of course, it had plenty of room to make the maneuver and was just giving the passengers a view, but it just wasn't possible for my brain to appreciate it. ",
"Crackers. Fucking crackers",
"Don't lie - you just went to Ohio and took a picture 15 minutes apart from one another.",
"Crackers. Fucking crackers",
"Or as Crackers",
"They ran out of crackers.",
"https://i.stack.imgur.com/6sSOM.jpg",
"That will hold enough crackers",
"Looks like she also gained some weight in between",
"It's free if you bring a box of crackers to donate.",
"I don’t think the difference in body positions is really cool! Totally making this up off observations but - When it’s so cold out we tend to straighten out and close in out body and when it’s warmer we tend to relax out body and soak it all in. I like the difference between the two in the pictures ",
"It turns into rain after about 500-1,000 feet down so, no snow. ",
"It snows in the Grand Canyon? Fucking awesome!",
"Gotta strap her to the roof of the car, then drop her off in Flagstaff.",
"First time I went was in March and we stayed in a hotel pretty close to the park. We woke up to something like 8 inches of snow the next morning. That day we could see across the canyon, or at least most of the way across, but clouds were constantly rolling through creating a really cool effect. The next day we checked out more of the park. The snow had almost completely melted and it was sunny with zero clouds, so I have a pictures from a single vacation that make it look like I was there in different seasons.",
"Didn’t want you to stay hanging. ",
"^ happily married.",
"did you have the sudden urge to throw yourself in, to end it all in a unquenchable desire of impulse and insanity? ",
"Where are all the faces carved into the rock?",
"This is almost a typical Winter day in Colorado",
"Some people are so rude, amiright?",
"r/accidentalwesanderson",
"I can't believe the whole canyon filled with snow on that first day...nature is amazing!",
"A warmer jacket on a warmer day.",
"> The Grand Canyon is about 6,000 ft in depth\nNOW i see why its called the GRAND canyon. I gotta visit !\n\n\n",
"Something about snakes?",
"We're Arizona, we're in a very bipolar state often.",
"So. It snowed. And then it cleared up. This is Michigan like every other day.",
"If you’re actually there you could see the edge fine, the camera just doesn’t see the depth.\n\nSource: have been in blizzards on mountains",
"The sky on Saturday was so....white!",
"LIES, I was up there on Sunday, there were over 8\" of snow.",
"And the quiet is eerie.",
"Can somebody explain pls ",
"And that's why I love it",
"Is it normal for AZ to get that much snow? I live in Winnipeg and don't even have that much right now.",
"\\o",
"Similar mantra, \"intrusive thoughts\".\n\n\"What if I stabbed this guy with the knife I'm holding? What if I jumped in front of this car? What if I jumped off this high ledge I'm standing on?\"\n\nYou don't seriously consider them, and they're gone as quick as they come, but they're still there.\n",
"o/\n\nBOOM!",
"Yes. I love that movie.",
"It soumds like a compilation of what not to do at the Grand Canyon.",
"Intrusive thoughts. Shallow, fleeting thoughts of doing things that you know would be negative.",
"It's been done (albeit involuntarily) out of an airplane at 18,000 ft (5500 m) with only a sprained leg.\n\nhttps://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Nicholas_Alkemade",
"Here in NC we just got a foot of snow and it was 70 again two days later :P ",
"I went a few years ago and asked a park ranger how often it happens and he straight up said \"oh, all the time\"",
"That has been known to happen here as well. Usually high 50s but 70s isn't unheard of. ",
"I did t know the Grand Canyon was in MI???",
"META",
"Arizona promised the Grand Canyon wouldn't close just because of the gov't shutdown. We couldn't afford to lose the revenue. Source: Live in Arizona, they talked about it all week leading up to the shutdown.",
"I definitely would have preferred the top one",
"I found out about the Niagara Falls thing by talking to someone who worked in the area. I'm not sure I remember the exact number but he said they fish out bodies around the whirlpool area regularly. ",
"Well, Its been plenty wet. Just warm.",
"I call B.S.\n\nCould be a Saturday and Sunday but different years. Your wife got fat overnight.\n\n",
"Was in Santa Fe over the weekend visiting friends. Can confirm the same over there. Made for some nice hikes 👍",
"\"I could take that mo'fo.\"",
"Snow days are warmer days in cold weather country.",
"/o/ Ey! \n\\o\\ Oh! \n\\o/ Lets go! ",
"It was *a lot* of crackers.",
"Did the crackers make you thirsty?",
"My husband’s friend was one of those people a few years back. She loved the Grand Canyon. She was an extremely experienced hiker/backpacker/kayaker/all-around-outdoorsy person and had been backcountry hiking there many, many times. She had even just gotten married there the year before. She wanted to be the youngest person to hike it end to end and had gone on a two day trip with a friend to train for that. They were about halfway through when they each decided to take a slightly different path, he up and over a steep part and her around on what was supposed to be more stable footing. Well, I guess a rock she had stepped on gave way, causing her feet to slip out from under her and then causing her to slide on a wave of gravel over the ledge and down a 300 foot drop. I can’t imagine how horrific that must have been to realize the ledge was getting close so quickly and being powerless to stop it, or how terrible it must have been for her friend having to be out there another night afterward, or being her husband waiting to pick them up at the end of the trail and hearing that the worst had happened. The random nature of such a gruesome thing happening to someone whose Fourth of July barbecue I had been to haunted my thoughts for a while. I hadn’t even known her well and had actually been a bit envious of her. She was young, spoke many languages, dual math and biology major, gorgeous, thin, athletic, vivacious, had so much potential. Very sad what happened to her.",
"Is that North Rim and are the roads open now?",
"But he's u/UpsideDownDaniel!\n\n&nbsp;\n\n \\ܗ/ \n /o\\\n \\__\n ¡sʇuɐd ʇou ʇn𐐒\n ¡sǝɥɔʇıq sƃǝʃ ǝʌɐɥ I\n",
"/r/itwasagraveyardgraph",
"Why does one look larger than the other? Is it just the positioning or maybe a different coat. ",
"Steamy... ",
"Arizona trying to be Texas. ",
"She got that much bigger from eating crackers?",
"that's a hot wife for sure.",
"Ugh. Reminds me of tree wells.",
"Neat! Thanks for the math!!",
"It took you one full day to start seeing things clearly?",
"Magic 🧙♂️❄️",
"My father told me of a time he went with my mom to the Grand Canyon on a small trip. He said that she got distracted by and started to chase a plastic bag fleeing the wind and her hands. She was right at the edge of the chasm before my dad pulled her by the shoulder into safety- and the bag had gone. Honestly, I have no idea why she'd do something so stupid, maybe the story was exaggerated for effect but when I asked my mom herself it seemed real enough...I almost didn't make it. ",
"I guess you could say Saturday was a cloudy day, and the Sunday was a SUN day... ",
"I'm loving the color contrast in the first photo!",
"l'appel du vide",
"Educate someone from below the Mason-Dixon, whats a tree well?",
"Ha, that's what I call my ex-girlfriend",
"Ah yes the classic \"I'm fine\" phrase. ",
"Yup, it's that time of the year again to completely confuse the fuck out of my heater and A.C.",
"wow",
"Didn't want you to stay hanging.",
"#WE DID IT",
"Thats why I said ‘inform yourself’. The cruelty is so horrible I cant even watch the videos of the poor big cats getting tortured for a fashion statement.",
"how deep was it, and how did it melt so quickly? /u/thagoodlife ",
"o______ ok ready.",
"How did she gain 30 pounds overnight?",
"What is a local yelp rep? I mean i know what yelp is an how it works and all I’m just not familiar with the rep part.\n\nThat’s exactly the type of thing that would be in this book (all deaths really, but so many sound like that).\n\nI didn’t look to see if they had updated editions, I think they have occasionally just because I was there 13 years ago and a lot of people know what it is still.",
"As another person mentioned, peeing and picture posing seem to be the most fatal moves you could make.",
"You got me there. Though I do think it's particularly true of Flagstaff.",
"So what would the whole sentence be, \"The wife of my relationship and I went to the Grand Canyon\"? It's ridiculous to call your wife \"the wife\". ",
"Sir I am not a doctor by the I think your dick has fallen off",
"Avalaaaaaanncchhee!!!!!\n*wife dies*",
"I read that it's our brains doing risk assesment.",
" \\o/\n (===)\n / \\",
"We went a couple years ago and experienced a similar effect in a matter of less then a hour. The snow wasn’t white conditions like the top photo but the snow storms would roll and out of the canyon and back again. Sunshine to heavy thick snow and back to blue skies. You could watch it snowing in the canyon before it made its way back up. ",
"True statement, snowboarding for breakfast, golfing in Sedona for dinner. ",
"For every Instagram husband, there's a Reddit wife. \"Babe it's freezing. Can I get back in the car now?\" \"No no. The first 30 shots were no good. We need that karma.\"",
"To me it looks like in the top one she’s more leaning on the snowbank, while in the bottom one she’s sitting flat on the ground causing her coat to bunch up. ",
"Probably all those crackers.",
"Yeah, the Grand Canyon is just gorges.",
"She waited for you...like the doggo in [Jurassic Bark](https://youtu.be/AK3PWHxoT_E)",
"could have just watched this video. Seems plausible. [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jduMO7lp6s](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6jduMO7lp6s)",
"When you talk about your trip to the clinic, do you say “Doctor took my temperature”, or do you say “The doctor took my temperature”? ",
"I understood it as one picture was the top of the canyon and the other was the bottom.\n\nI'm here like 'this guy ain't fooling me!'\n\nThen I thought about it.\n\nGreat pic.",
"\"My doctor took my temperature.\"",
"right right!",
"Having been there, I can tell you it's far more terrifying taking someone's picture than being the person actually posing on the edge",
"OwO",
"She gained 20 lbs in a day?\n\nImpressive.",
"*\"my wife\"",
"Where are your legs!",
"Thanks op for the pictures...unlike some of the bozos here wondering about your wife sudden gain in weight. I'm more concerned about the sudden change in climate, is nature trying to tell us something ?? Something that We shouldn\"t ignore or take lightly.",
"So hubby got some threeway action while the wife just froze her ass off sitting in the snow?",
"Yes, that is one way to say it. But saying The Doctor doesn't sound nuts at all. The bus driver, the bank teller, the police officer, the doctor, the wife, the husband, the boys, whatever. ",
"[Heres a video.](https://youtu.be/0jvEYzh_1Sg)",
"Where are the faces?\n",
"Shouldn’t talk about yourself and friends like that, it’s self deprecating.",
"But where are all the faces....of the presidents?",
"It's right next to the visitors center, so yeah, probably.",
"That is the south rim. You can see down in the canyon Bright Angel fault, Cheops pyramid, etc. They are in Grand Canyon Village, near the visitors center.",
"North Rim, not South Rim. You know the north rim doesn't open until May 15th right? Because overnight lows still average below freezing into May. When I hiked down on May 24 there were still snow piles all over the place at the north rim. 5am was around 30 degrees at the Rim, and around 100 by noon at the bottom in the shade.",
"It was great. If you are considering staying at phantom ranch/bright angel camp ground at the bottom (I'd recommend it!), it's good to get familiar with the permit process right away. Must apply 12 months in advance for cabin and 4 months for campsite-- both are a lottery system I believe.",
"Oh the government shutdown, ok!",
"Using an article instead of a possessive makes it sound distant, it doesn't fit with family members. When you say \"the wife\", it sounds like the neighbour's wife. You're not saying \"Here is a picture of the parents\", are you? ",
"As an Arizona native I would've believed it as the bottom was 20 minutes later I swear it can only not be sunny and dry here for 20 minutes ",
"I actually have said they, yes, but man, it's just a figure of speech. People say things. It's fine to not like the phrase, but it's not an insane thing to call a spouse. It's just not something you'd ever say. I've always hated pet names for SOs in general, but especially 'baby'. I'll never call an SO baby, but that doesn't mean I think it's ridiculous when people do. It's not a huge thing. People say things you don't say sometimes, it's all good. ",
"The Arizona state government has stepped up to say it will fill the shoes. My old state of California would have done nothing.",
"Nice butt.",
"Badger Badger Badger",
"It snowed up north this weekend? Huh. ",
"It's not just *some* wife, it's \n\nT H E \nW I F E ",
"Wife must be pretty hot to have melted all that snow.",
"Til . Grand Canyon has snow",
"Your wife is dead OP",
"https://imgur.com/Dk7GDtP",
"So who was in the middle?",
"Ah! I am blind :) thanks!",
"Is this a reference to that one Japanese horror comic?",
"You forgot the donkey’s RIP.",
"HOT SHOWER!",
"soo... you have two wifes named Saturday and Sunday? \nthey both look alike.",
"Well then you take a 3 week break and your \"come back\" is a \"professional quality\" video on suicide.",
"Thanks for reminding me to look into lens rentals when I vacation up there this spring. ",
"What is the gps Addy for that spot?",
"I went to the temple of Poseidon at Cape Sounio recently and I was standing on a cliff taking a photo of the temple, video called the mrs to show her how high i was, she got scared and told me to move back, I did.\n\nSpent a good part of the same night thinking of jumping off that cliff. \n\nSwerving into traffic is another good one.\n\nI guess if I could come back I’d definitely try a few different interesting ways of dying :)",
"She seems much heavier. I don't think she had only crackers",
"I work on wind turbines and sometimes get that feeling in the fog. But I know better.",
"TIL",
"It's called pet peeve for a reason. It annoys me when someone says \"the wife\", it sounds disrespectful to me. Whenever someone says that, I think about why that person wouldn't say \"my wife\", which sounds more proper to me. Maybe they want to act cool? Whatever the reason, it annoys me. It might not annoy you, but it annoys me. ",
"Yup, totally cool. Just not objectively ridiculous. ",
"\\o I am so sorry. I left you hanging for 21 hours",
"no more just a \"call of the void\" reference....\n",
"Super cool photos!",
"Looks like Upstate NY weather.",
"Amazing!!",
"Top was government shutdown. Bottom was \"well, we better compromise\". \n\nSource: American here. Had to listen to news commentators all weekend at work.\n\nSeriously, though, saw the Grand Canyon for the first time last October. Took my breath away and made me cry. I haven't traveled many places in my life, but the only other time that happened was at Yosemite and the road to Hana. *I need to get out more*\n",
"I wonder if anyone, in European exploration times, wandered through there in low visibility and started down into the canyon without realising where they were. Then maybe the weather cleared and they were surprised.",
"I wonder if anyone, in European exploration times, wandered through there in low visibility and started down into the canyon without realising where they were. Then maybe the weather cleared and they were surprised."
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The wife and I went to the Grand Canyon this weekend. Top was Saturday, Bottom was Sunday.
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[
"If ever there was love in a picture....this is it! Awesome :-) ",
"Great moment yeah. But that dude in the back....",
"god dammit my eyes ...",
"tbh he makes the picture for me "
] | 4 |
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My dad welcoming my brother at the airport after he flew 4,000+ miles to be his stem cell donor
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[
"i dont see it",
"Quebec is in Canada. They are pretending to not be in this.",
"Have*\n\nAs in: Here, have a down vote for your shitty grammar.",
"Those frogs are as close to being Canadian as I am to being Jeff Bezos",
"Look, as an united states citizen, we have the south and you have the frogs. Deal with it.",
"Welp, I see it the other way round. It should be \"made in Quebec\" in English. Not appropriated.",
"how does your opinion matter in this context? and what exactly do you mean by deal with it? why should we accept these frogs and their snowflake point of view?"
] | 7 |
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This is why people got problems with Quebec.
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[
"That’s pretty awesome",
"I don’t think this is OK. I don’t ask for, nor do I expect, special treatment because I served.",
"you also got payed while serving, so you've already been compensated what is deemed equivalent to your effort. I don't see the reason for this TBH.",
"This is exactly why I *never* thank a teacher, tip a service worker, smile at a retail employee, or shake the hand of a police or fireman who has risked his life to save another. \n\nI mean, those assholes got paid so they're already been compensated for what is deemed equivalent to their effort. ",
"Well you should probably tip waitstaff since they actually aren't paid the equivalent for their effort. But the rest of those, yeah.",
"So you're not in favor of raising the minimum wage?",
"They should be paid a living wage, but since they are not it’s appropriate to tip them. ",
"They have reserved parking spots at different businesses marked \"hero parking\" as well as \"expecting and new parents\" where I live. I live in a city that gets very cold and icy in the winter, and these spots are used frequently and appropriately at those times. I've seen elderly men wearing retired services baseball caps use them. They aren't disabled, but they are old and slow and the close parking in the winter is probably appreciated by them. Same for the pregnant mom's or new parents. I think it's cool they have those spots",
"I just find it curious that you seem to assume that market economics are fully in line with the moral imperative to compensate labor...*except* in cases where people are paid below the minimum wage.\n\nWhich implies that you believe that either:\n\n* The government is a perfect arbiter of morality, OR\n\n* The government just happened to set minimum wage at a level which is equal or above the moral imperative rate for every possible type of work\n\nAnd both of those propositions seem unlikely to me.",
"I mainly don’t thank any of these people because I’m shy and don’t like talking to strangers. ",
">This is exactly why I *never* thank a teacher\n\nNope, never thanked a teacher, and never have seen the reason to do so.\n\n\n>tip a service worker\n\nNot customary in my country, so not really.\n\n>smile at a retail employee\n\nI smile at retail employees exactly the same as anyone else.\n\n>Shake the hand of a police or fireman who has risked his life to save another. \n\nNope...never, and don't intend to either. Edit: well, with the exception of them saving my life directly perhaps.\n\nI also don't applaud a pilot for successfully landing the plane in case you're wondering.\n\n",
"Some people are just dicks, I suppose.",
"Seems hard to enforce, so it's really just a statement by the owner of the lot that they support the troops. Kind of harmless, but I still rolled my eyes.",
"$3.15/hr is a living wage- fuk em. /s",
"Lol at this comment. You know who else are paid an amount deemed equivalent to their work? Women. But why do I get the feeling you don't agree."
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Spotted at local mall
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"Ok",
"Thanks",
"Well it is a pic I'll give you that",
"Everyone's a critic."
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19°
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[
"goddamnit that's beautiful~! ",
"But gendered behaviors are 100% socially learned!\n\nI didn't realize that OP was such a shitlord, teaching his dog such patriarchal behaviors.",
"That dog has all kinds of brown privilege too...try being a grey dog.",
"He looks mixed race to me. They've got it the hardest.",
"75% Belgian Malinois 25% German Shepherd "
] | 5 |
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Our boy is protective of his girlfriend when people he doesn't recognize are in our house.
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/r/pics/comments/7shv4i/me_and_my_little_sis_in_front_of_a_giant_termite/
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[
"Found Steve Martin's Reddit account!",
"The Jerk is such an amazing movie. ",
"Did the termites get defensive or was this just an empty hill?\n\nEdit: I apparently never pay attention or proof read ",
">termite hill\n\n>Did the ants get defensive",
"Don't trip and fall in. ",
"I think you might be adopted ",
"Wow, so neither of you are scared of bugs I take it",
"I believe it was an active hill, but they didn’t get defensive. We were just driving by and stopped to take the picture, didn’t stick around to see how it might effect their lives. I wonder how they’re doing now...",
"It’s pretty wicked to see what animals can create. Thanks for the answer ",
"Lol, my whole life has been a lie!",
"Are you sure its not triceratops shit?\n",
"You mom might've cheated on your dad once.",
"Not entirely."
] | 13 |
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Me and my little sis in front of a giant termite hill (Kenya, 2005)
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[
"LOL Peeing in the pool is “living life”? Damn I’ve been missing out. ",
"I got 7 😂🤦",
"Its also a bad memory....",
"Only 7....and for which point you got 7..",
"Cried...",
"Never had sex.never kissed someone...",
"That is correct. I am only 15 ",
"Why you cried....",
"Because I'm lonley ",
"Oho very sorry for...where are ur parents....siblings",
"Oho so sorry for u....where are your parents ....siblings",
"I have parents and a brother and great friends, but I feel like I'm still lonley 🤷",
"You try to engage with them....give them value...",
"Just I feel no one really understands me. Plus I feel like having a girlfriend is impossible",
"Try to give time to them and be respectful to them..."
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Living on the edge...
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[
"Being that far out, seeing the earth like that, would give me a serious case of the wigglies. ",
"And I still can’t see where the hell my superball went ",
"Looks flat to me... Like a half-moon cookie... Mmm cookie...",
"Yeah, sure, that's a flattering profile pic taken at an unusual angle.\n\nThen you meet her for a date and realize she's like 13,170,000,000,000,000,000,000,000 pounds.",
"MVOP"
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Earth from Apollo 8
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[
"I've been in offices in the last 5 years that looked like that. \n\nsome industries never got the computer fad. ",
"That would drive me insane.",
"Another 70's office necessity : Wood. Wood everywhere.",
"Well when you don't have a computer then you have room for more files!"
] | 4 |
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1970, when office desks were full of files.
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[
"Which substance did you exactly use to achieve this?",
"Valspar limewash glaze. This was two coats. Picked it up at Lowes.",
"Won't it make any soot on the outside more noticeable?",
"Looks great. And now the most important question: how long did it take you?",
"Hit it another time or two and then re-grout in black or charcoal grey. Just an idea. *Looks awesome btw!",
"Will this hold up to heat or are you not using the fireplace? ",
"About an hour and half each coat. Tried to be meticulous lol",
"Thanks! That's an interesting idea will have to pitch it to the wife. We weren't sure what to do about the grout besides clean it. ",
"I think it looked better before. Sorry.",
"Your opinion has been accepted though I do disagree."
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White washed my fireplace today. I think it turned out great!
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[
"Her veil is massive. ",
"I think it's sweet that they gave OP's mom such a prominent place in the ceremony.",
":))",
"Best Man-atee",
"*don't follow the lights*",
"\"What the Fuck Heather. I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!!\"",
"yeah wtf is up with that veil... \n",
"\"Shirley?! WHAT THE HELL!!!\""
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don't do it, bro.
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"Question: does it also mean they understand it? The Quran is in Arabic so is it just memorizing it or actually knowing and understanding the Arabic too?",
"I'm sure they understand",
"There's a useful skill for everyday life...",
"Nope, they mostly don't. Learning Arabic language is much more involved than just reading/pronouncing it."
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Meanwhile in turkey: women are in graduation ceremony of being Hafiz(those people who memorize Quran thoroughly)
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[
"Nice",
"To show how massive the cargo space is, you can see multiple noses from other planes being loaded in the cargo hold [here](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/f/fc/F-GSTB_-_2_Airbus_A.300B4-608ST_Beluga_Airbus_%288634655670%29.jpg). It also hauled the [Columbus space stations (ISS Module)](https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/9/90/Airbus_%28A300-600ST%29_Beluga_unloading_Columbus.jpg)\n\ne: updated image link",
"That is the Beluga XL, not in production yet and only planned at the moment. Current actually in use Beluga: https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/e/e4/DSC_3913-F-GSTD_%2810386768453%29.jpg",
"Second pic is the same as the first.",
"This isn't a picture, it's a computer rendering of a different plane.",
"Dolphin?",
"r/hmmm",
"I live in Hamburg, and i can see the current Beluga quite often. I flies to the Airbus factory in Hamburg-Finkenwerder. It looks quite unreal",
"Jesus, I thought they'd load dolphins into it by the shape",
"T1’s forehead ",
"Whoops. Edited. ",
"The first one is actually substantially built now."
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The Airbus Beluga is an extra large cargo transport airplane.
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[
"Add A Ball? I've not seen this diorama but it looks like the rat version of Add A Ball.",
"A rat version of The Accused (movie)",
"Yes!!! In Freemont. One of the coolest freakin' bars I've ever been in. I got hooked on the game Killer Queen, the 10 player \"Joust\" style team game. Ridiculously addictive. ",
"Have you played that foosball style hockey game? It's the hardest, weirdest game I've ever played. ",
"No! I'll hit that one up on my next visit. ",
"BTW, this diorama is in the men's bathroom right above the toilet. :)",
"...and now it is clear why I haven't seen it."
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Found this diorama of rats playing pinball in the bathroom of a bar in Seattle.
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[
"The movie \"Wall-e\" called it. [sample](https://jonnegroni.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/04/walle-socialnetwork05.jpg?w=700)",
"It's beautiful.",
"/r/me_irl ",
"r/cyberpunk ",
"Maybe he’s merely augmenting reality. With French bikinis, possibly.",
"My god, it's [full of stars](https://i.imgur.com/ISHz0mB.jpg).",
"Nah, old guys have been combing beaches with their metal detectors for decades now.",
"It's such a fantastic film, and doesn't actually have any dialogue for the first 30 minutes ",
"Parents should be ashamed. ",
"Peep-n-Creep",
"This reminds me of the cover for the Iron Maiden album Virtual XI. They predicted the future!",
"An obese kid too. And no parents in sight. Nailed it.",
"No, this is the present. ",
"I like how clearly photoshopped it is. ",
"Or just ful on virtual reality porn... no parental controls on hotel wifi..."
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This Is The Future
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[
"Monkey loves you. ",
"Uplifting stops",
"Wait, wasn't there a camel in the lower left of the thumbnail?",
"Traffic ligth in San Miguel Allende,Mexico https://imgur.com/a/LURZt",
"Not sure if you being sarcastic, but do You mean the tower behind the heart shaped green signal? I haven't seen any camel over there ",
"Nah, when I first saw the thumbnail, it looked like a camel in the pic. When I saw the full pic, I was all like 'where the hell did the camel go?' I was just being stupid.",
"[Here are some more pics](https://imgur.com/pFVEonx)"
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Traffic lights in Ajman, UAE
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[
"It reminds me of [Mark Ryden](https://www.google.com/search?q=mark+ryden&safe=active&rlz=1C1CHZL_enUS698US698&source=lnms&tbm=isch&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjOgtqIkO_YAhVK6mMKHQEEC-UQ_AUICigB&biw=1920&bih=959)",
"Yeah, I've seen his work. He's got to be a [Freemason](https://i.imgur.com/Sehacwc.jpg), Jesus isn't a [Dog](https://i.imgur.com/WeO2lQY.jpg). Maybe he's a Catholic, Jesus and Mary aren't [Semiramis and Tammuz](https://i.imgur.com/Kr06iTO.jpg). I'm not having that [Tea Party with the Elements](https://i.imgur.com/QQDwtd9.jpg), or eating his flesh. I mean I'm not a [Beefeater](https://i.imgur.com/kMK8vOP.jpg) or anything. I know there's [88 Keys on a piano](https://i.imgur.com/kmGi923.jpg), and I know what the [Hamsa Hand](https://i.imgur.com/Yrk7HFA.jpg) is. I've road this [Train](https://i.imgur.com/7JMYcTM.jpg), and I'm not [buying](https://i.imgur.com/y4maGYl.jpg) it. [Eye](https://i.imgur.com/QIpLA7C.jpg) see you [Satan](https://i.imgur.com/XUuBJw9.jpg).",
"Really beautiful. Thank you for posting it!"
] | 3 |
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Candy Cain
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[
"No wonder they felt it was lacking.",
"Wow that is gorgeous. Sometimes I wish I could see what the landscape in cities used to be before the cities appeared. There where probably so many gorgeous landscapes that got built on because they where gorgeous but then eventually turned into cities. ",
"It was actually miserable back then. A lot of the rivers were swampy from shitty sewage systems. Usually creating an unbearable stench and a slew of parasites.\n\nIve never fully understood why they picked this particular location for the Capitol as it was muggy and full of mosquitoes during the summer and freezing cold during the winter. I understand the part about it being located near 3 or 4 rivers meeting (making it economically viable), but it seems it took a long time to tame the landscape around Washington.\n\nIf you read accounts of people who had to travel to DC for official business back in the 18th and 19th centuries, a lot of people fucking hated it.\n\nFirst heard about this during the Ken Burns Civil War documentary and then did research on my own.",
"> had to travel to DC for official business back in the 18th and 19th centuries, they all fucking hated it.\n\nI'd argue people still fucking hate it",
"So. Little. Traffic.",
"Wait woha, was DC actually an actual swamp at one point?!",
">before the reflecting pool was built\n\nAnd most of the city apparently. ",
"Wasn't the expectation that reps wouldn't spend much time there but back in their districts?",
"Washington DC was a compromise between Alexander Hamilton and James Madison/Thomas Jefferson. There was debate over where the capital should be built; the north wanted it in New York City or another major metropolitan area, whereas the south wanted it built in an agrarian state. The compromise was that the capital would be built along the Potomac River in exchange for Hamilton's national bank system and the assumption of State Debts. [Source](https://www.loc.gov/rr/program/bib/ourdocs/Residence.html)",
"[The strongest castle in all of England] (http://quotegeek.com/quotes-from-movies/monty-python-and-the-holy-grai/2266/)",
"Seriously, where is ... anything else?",
"And then Aaron Burr and Andrew Jackson killed Hamilton's dream later.\n\nI always feel sorry for Poor Hamilton. Guy had a rough life (no ive never seen the musical, I hate musicals).\n\nEveryone who is interested in early US history/the Founding Fathers should read the Eric Foner books about early America and the Hamilton Biography by Ron Chernow (highly recommended).",
"Even if you hate musicals you should see Hamilton. Also The Book of Mormon (not because of any connection to American history, just because it is really good and an excellent entry point into the wide and exciting world of good musicals)",
"It was probably held up by the other castles that sank into the swamp.",
"The future! ",
"That’s where the capitol is because no state wanted to give up any good land for free",
"You could probably tell me this was in Greece or Turkey and I'd believe you.",
"Also by swallows.",
"[Monty Python - Swamp Castle.wmv](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aNaXdLWt17A)",
"I found some articles that may help answer your question :)\n(Although, the first article seems to conflict with the other two :/ )\n\nhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/draining-swamp-guide-outsiders-and-career-politicians-180962448/\n\nhttps://www.newyorker.com/news/news-desk/draining-the-swamp\n\nhttp://ghostsofdc.org/2013/09/17/lincoln-memorial-surrounded-swamp/",
"\"was\"?",
"African or European?",
"I have for 20 years and still do. ",
"I went two years ago. The reflecting pool smells terrible. ",
"That dead dinosaur toward the right was later moved to the Smithsonian Museum of Natural History. ",
"Clearly you haven't seen [this masterpiece.] (http://www.dvd-covers.org/d/98504-3/Sunday_School_Musical.jpg)",
"Wow...Trump inauguration crowd!! ",
"Not to mention that Washington had property on the Potomac. ",
"Lin-Manuel Miranda was reading Chernow's book on vacation and started writing the musical after that. Lin befriended Ron, and Ron loves what Lin did with the story.",
"I think they had to drain it first",
"Like [this](http://cwmemory.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/IMG_005180.jpg) one of Monument Ave in Richmond?",
"Colorize bot",
"I think you missed the whole point of the reflecting pool. It's not there to be pretty for you, or for you to judge if it smells, or if there is gum on the sidewalks near it. Set aside your Instagram mind think a little deeper.",
"But then *that* castle also fell into the swamp. So they built another one... That fell over, burnt down and *then* fell into the swamp. But the next one...",
"They have all been photoshopped out obviously - by the MSM and their love of FAKENEWS! #SAD!!",
"And it’s where you meet Jennies...just get up there and give a speech and one comes a runnin ",
"A pretty incredible landscape. To think that much of the United States extended beyond that shot in a similar manner.\nTimes have really changed. ",
"yeah, DC down to the Keys is bacically a giant swamp. its why the whole drain the swamp thing all seemed silly to me. the whole damn south east US is a giant fucking swamp; most white repubicans live in a fucking swamp. why change anything? the alligators stop at the NC VA line, but with a little global warming DC might get tiny dinosaurs.",
"Okay, so what's it for if not to look pretty?",
"I should be asking the same thing about your daughter.",
"What a close minded point of view. Your life must be thrilling",
"Trump drained it, it was one of his election promises.",
"People forget, Mark Twain when he went to DC wrote about how people would let pigs graze on the mall.",
"He didn't benefit in any way, though. ",
"Aw, I'm typing to you from DC. I love it here. ",
"Reflecting",
"Where we're going, we don't need roads...",
"Thee Lincoln memorial is at the edge of the city limits. It sits on the bank of the Potomac River. It wasn't until much later that tall buildings were built on the other side of the river in Virginia, and even now you might not be able to see them from this perspective.\n\nEdit: you can't see any other buildings from this perspective even now. Here it is on streetview: https://imgur.com/a/E9ftz",
"Behind the camera. Look at the Lincoln memorial on Google maps. ",
"11m/s",
"Yep. Is. Right on the mouth of the Potomac River. The river is flowing wide and slow just on the other side of the memorial. Top of the Atlantic coastal plain. Very much swamp land. I'm impressed with how much stone they have put on top of it. How many projects they have done underground and how they have stabilized it. During summers it gets so humid it rains around 5 P.M many days. It almost has a wet season. Everybody gets out of town in August because the heat humidity are so bad.\n\nI like Reagan Washington National Airport. They built that right on land reclaimed from the river and you get to watch planes take off over the waters.\n",
"Oh, I was just being sarcastic.",
"That's definitely old school cool",
"Still less swamp than current times. ",
"It was swamp then, and it’s a swamp now",
"What the curtains?",
"This looks much cheaper to maintain. Let's roll shit back to this.",
"And NO singing! ",
"This makes the huge disused basement of that building 10x stranger.",
"DRAIN IT",
"\"The city of Washington was built on a stagnant swamp some 200 years ago, and very little has changed. It stank then, and it stinks now.\" - Lisa Simpson",
"RIP the American education system.",
"...or never knew in the first place?",
"Off we go!",
"What a desolate place this is.",
"“Well I propose Potomac”",
"I'd imagine this could be considered a slight against the bureaucratic dictatorship we'd gotten rid of. A pragmatists view of how government should work. Fuck it, pigs gotta eat, right?",
"lol, he's already had several of his staffers indicted in this first year in office.\n\nObama: zero scandals in 8 years",
"Hey, he wrote my textbook!\nEdit: AP US History",
"I personally don't like them because I'm not a fan of all the singing. The singing is what turns me off. I can get through most Disney movies because they tend to limit it to roughly 3 songs but it's backed by great visuals which keeps my attention.",
"I'd like to see a current picture from the exact same spot split-screened with this.",
"Then they forgot how to read?",
"Alas, if we could only roll *you* back to a time before your construction.",
"Yes it was a swamp, and chosen intentionally. Being in the Capitol was a smelly unpleasant experience, especially in Summer, so that Representatives and foreign dignitaries do not linger more than they need to for the business of the nation. If the Capitol were to become a comfortable place to live, it would become a state and culture to itself rather than a pure assembly of the nation and its people's interests.",
"She has large tracks of land!",
"Is that a dinosaur carcass on the right ? ",
"*tttthwang* \"message for you sir\" ",
"Bhengazi, Fast & Furious, IRS targeting...",
"Because they broke the law, or because they didn't agree with him?\n\nI like the *idea* of what he *claims* he's doing, but some of the details seem a little sketchy, especially the Hillary email stuff... No judgement yet, as I can't *know* all the details, but im not quite jumping on the fanboy train just yet.",
"Well from what I read, they had to dig that deep to build the foundations right? On swampy land, that wouldn't be that strange. Have to go really deep to find solid ground.\n\nAlso if it's near a river, you wanna be ready for flooding. A three storey cavern would make a good storm drain for the building.",
"How many of those resulted in indictments?",
"I opened this fully expecting an image... take you upvote!",
"Not just that swamp but all the wetlands.",
"www.historicalaerials.com",
"I’ve been watching John Adams on HBO and this reminds me of the White House scenes. Just a giant, regal building in the middle of a muddy construction zone... like they really wanted those buildings up prior to infrastructure I guess",
"it still is",
"Looks a lot nicer than it does in 2277. No supermutants and slavers, too. ",
"And sadly, over the last decade counties around DC have seen home prices skyrocket as powerful and high paying jobs become more and more abundant. ",
"You can trust that, he never lies. Unlike Ohbummer, the Muslim president.",
"Woah, woah.. cool it with that hot social commentary",
"Same with Manhattan Island in NYC. Times Square at one point was almost completely water. If you see a side view of the island you can see the buildings are lower in that area than on any other part due to the weight of the buildings, mitigating the bigger chance of sinking or falling over.",
"It's mind boggling to think how there were hills and rock outcroppings through the island that were leveled away, over the years. The exception is Jackson Heights, on the northwest part of the burrough, which was built up later and has those elevation changes that used to be more common. ",
"here's a couple more pictures for context:\n[clearing space for the pool](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2016/02/historic-photos-of-the-lincoln-memo/m10_29950u/main_900.jpg?1455647534),\n\n[from the air with navy and munitions buildings](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2016/02/historic-photos-of-the-lincoln-memo/m08_10845u/main_900.jpg?1455647534),\n\nand just for fun\n[plane](https://cdn.theatlantic.com/assets/media/img/photo/2016/02/historic-photos-of-the-lincoln-memo/m14_42941u/main_900.jpg?1455647534)\n\n[look at this website for these, OP's pic, and more](https://www.theatlantic.com/photo/2016/02/historic-photos-of-the-lincoln-memorial/462990/)",
"Thank you for that link, those are some really cool photos. ",
"God, I haven't seen that movie in ages, I feel I need to now. \n\n>message for you sir! ",
"Would love to see Pittsburgh before it was a city. Probably very beautiful",
"I'm sure the fact that it probably greatly financially benefited George Washington and his descendents personally would have also been a bigger factor than we like to admit. He owned an awful lot of land in that area.",
"So how's West Maryland treating ya or are you bit up north with the KKK?",
"This makes me uncomfortable",
"I still refer to D.C. as “Cesspool on the Potomac”",
"I mean geography of DC isn't something most students would cover in detail unless you were raised in the area. Growing up in Florida, I remember we did Florida Geography and World Geography which was very broad, but never DC or US Geography. ",
"Needs more jpeg",
"Constitution Avenue (borders the north edge of The Mall) was once a canal. The [Lockkeeper's House](http://mallhistory.org/explorations/show/lockkeepers-house) is that stone building at 17th street, between the White House and the WWII memorial.",
"Not a swamp, a marsh. Swamps have trees. ",
"This is pretty impressive. The foundation for the Memorial happened 50 years after his death. \n\n",
"Well, thank God *that* never happened...^^/s",
"You're making fun of Obama incorrectly. You should call him \"Obomber\" in reference to all the innocent people he killed with drones. Also, Obama's a Christian.",
"And yet, cheeto benito [had already outpaced obama in just seven months in regards to drone deaths](https://www.google.com/amp/www.newsweek.com/trump-has-already-killed-more-civilians-obama-us-fight-against-isis-653564%3famp=1)\n\nso what is trump's nickname? ",
"Not really a nickname, but I like to call him Lazy Protofascist Shit Stain",
"It looks like it's in the middle of the WW2 memorial",
"Better resolution of the photo: https://i.imgur.com/9Y9Ll7D.jpg",
"...that's not real, is it?",
"Even back then the Metro didn't work properly.",
"I read Ambrose's book on Lewis & Clark. That whole expedition fascinates me—not just cause they were venturing into the great unknown, but because the great unknown they ventured into is now full of subdivisions and Applebee's.",
"> but with a little global warming DC might get tiny dinosaurs.\n\nWell when you put it that way..",
"I used to feel the same way. But man, once you experience really good in person theater its very hard to not appreciate the singing. Its tremendous. ",
"This used to be orange groves! FAAAAAAR as the eye could see",
"dont forget he was black too/s",
"But she has HUGEEEEEE tracks of land...",
"And then air conditioning was invented.",
"Indictments aren't required for something to be a scandal",
"rip",
"The wise man builds his house upon a swamp.\n\n",
"> probably greatly financially benefited George Washington and his descendents\n\n? George Washington had no children. A couple of stepchildren, whom he and Martha raised.\n",
"Or they just don't like it. I used to like musicals and Opera. Now I don't. It's not because they are bad, I simply enjoy different things now.",
"Wait, so you used to like a particular show and now you don't like that same show anymore? Interesting. \n\nThere isn't a limited number of things you can enjoy. So I'm not sure what you enjoying different things now has to do with you not enjoying something that you used to. ",
"My tastes changed, it's really not that difficult to understand.\n\nMy original point was that the person I responded to was pushing musicals on someone that didn't like them.\n\n\"Just because you haven't seen/tried a good one\" it a dumb argument most of the time.",
"Puts new meaning on emptying the swamp, doesn’t it?",
">\"Just because you haven't seen/tried a good one\" it a dumb argument most of the time.\n\nNot in the case of theater. There is a world of difference between a high school production of Cats and seeing Hamilton on Broadway. Theater is not all the same and its highly specific to the persons taste. \n\nIf I had just saw Cats and a VHS copy of Grease I would say I don't like musicals either. \n\nIts like watching an episode of the Ellen show and not enjoying it. So now you \"don't like TV shows\" and won't watch Breaking Bad. ",
"I've seen Rent, Phantom of the Opera, ECT on Broadway. I enjoyed it when I was younger and I simply don't now. \n\nI did Theater is high school, I understand the difference.\n\nI agree that seeing a vhs of something and seeing it live is different.",
"All that smoke is from the red line",
"How do you know a source exists if no one told you?",
"are you telling me you've never heard of mark twain?",
"Right what I meant was the people that inherited him and his wifes lands. Considering that those lands became Arlington and a large swath of Virginia boardering the district",
"Sam Clemens?",
"This isn't actually true, regardless of what Lisa Simpson says.\n\nhttps://www.washingtonpost.com/posteverything/wp/2014/08/29/no-dc-isnt-really-built-on-a-swamp/?utm_term=.368847da5494\n\nhttps://www.smithsonianmag.com/history/draining-swamp-guide-outsiders-and-career-politicians-180962448/\n\nhttp://www.welovedc.com/2009/07/07/dc-mythbusting-built-on-a-swamp/",
"Sam Langhorne Clemens, yes. ",
"You're right but it's still a false equivalency"
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The Lincoln memorial before the reflecting pool was built
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"You’re about to get your school in trouble taking pictures in the locker room like that. ",
"There's a handprint on your ass",
"Actually laughed on this one.",
"what ass?",
"No dickbutt...\n\nMissed opportunity!",
"This is not good...",
"That speedo is a size too small, man.",
"[Nope.](https://i.imgur.com/eNCexbc.jpg)",
"Dude. NSFW. \n\nPut a shirt, robe, and blanket on. ",
"I was going to say that that swimsuit isn't doing you any favours",
"This is the kind of battle I like to see",
"Speak for yourself. Got a half chub out of me.",
"And a cardboard box. ",
"Looks like he got stuck in a colorful child's swing and they just left it on.",
"And turn off the lights. ",
"Best analogy ever ",
"No need. The cardboard box is the ultimate in stealth technology ",
"I like this one better",
"I imagine it'll be like an action figure in the front.",
"Dang.",
"You should see it from the front.",
"it's spectacular. ",
"I have less questions about the sunburn and more about the kind of person that willingly wears a bathing suit like this public. ",
"Thanks, but, no thanks.",
"Or was it whoever helped him out drew a hand on him and slapped him with a dick?",
"Winner."
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I have a skin condition too
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"I would love to do that!!! ",
"Following your fun :)",
"You may enjoy this movie, it's really good. - https://youtu.be/tCJO6Ax_ev8?t=51s",
"Thank you so much. The movie looks amazing."
] | 4 |
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I wonder what my house would look like if I painted all the walls...
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[
"The ingredient list seems to have you covered there ",
"Is there an actual name for this product that is more specific? ",
"Is there a more specific name so I can look up a recipe? ",
"Have you checked with r/food?",
"/u/7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule IV - Title violates title guidelines.\n\nYour title must not ask for general information or feedback. \n\nYou can read the full information about our title guidelines at /r/pics/w/titles\n\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/7INCHES_IN_YOUR_CAT&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sim9e/what_is_this_it_has_to_have_a_specific_name/?context=10\\))",
"I would try putting some spices on thin slices of tofu and putting them in a dehydrator . Like beef jerky only ... with out the cow "
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What is this, it has to have a specific name better than fried tofu. It’s delicious and I need to know how to make it.
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"Sick shot ",
"I hope no car comes by and he manages to ride the road down without gettin hit",
"I bet he doesn't even make it up that first hill.",
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"Skateboarder Briefly Riding Away from the Camera Before Turning Around and Getting Back in the Van\n\nCool picture though!",
"Dude is cruising on a park deck. He's going to be pushing for a while. ",
"Looks like Forrest Gump",
"Super cool image... and *vaguely inspiring*! Thank you for posting.",
"I’ll bet his mom paid for that trip.",
"I just felt like skatin.",
"Shoulda made it a widescreen shot, El Capitan is out of frame on the left. ",
"Nope, paid for it myself but thanks for your concern. (I'm the skater in the picture)",
"I don’t give a fuck brah. Go back to playing in traffic please. "
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Skateboarder Riding Into Guadalupe Mountains of Texas
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"It looks like this post is about US Politics. Various methods of filtering out content relating to US Politics can be found [here](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/wiki/v2/resources/filter/politics).\n\n*I am a bot, and this action was performed automatically. Please [contact the moderators of this subreddit](/message/compose/?to=/r/pics) if you have any questions or concerns.*",
"You won't see this in America.",
"This is way better than how we pick our President in the U.S.",
"Bad bot",
"Another shit automod tag...\n\nMight want to just do everyone a favor and remove \"presidential\" and \"candidiate\" from your list of flagged words because (and this might surprise you) other countries also have presidential candidates too. "
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Four Costa Rican presidential candidates playing table football in Burger King
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/r/pics/comments/7sipsj/theres_a_story_behind_this_sign/
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[
"A very shitty one, that's for sure.",
"How can I get an \"active\" diarrhea? That sounds fun!",
"Relevant: https://youtu.be/CKjaFG4YN6g",
"I love that there is a barcode on this. That means that this is apparently a bigger problem than we think and it's a big enough problem that a place manufactures these, puts a barcode on them, distributes them and then a store sells them. ",
"Please, deactivate your diarrhea 14 days before getting in the pool.\n\nThank you!",
"It's actually a very common sign at public pools. ",
"As an ex-lifeguard this is a bigger problem than you would think. Kids are not aware of how quickly it can hit you and generally don't make it out of the pool in time. The sign is mainly for parents to warn against their children who are dealing with it.",
"Theres some bitterness in those words.\n\n\"FUCK NO! That not happening again. GET ME MY SIGN MAKING SUPPLIES\"",
"You Diarrhea'd on his dreams...",
"These signs are required by law and are very common. There's no story behind it except that it's a health and safety issue. ",
"And lo the rivers did flow brown that day...."
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There's a story behind this sign...
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"wut?",
"It's spelled 'nut'.",
"Idiot control vs poison in tap water is very contradicting"
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Mmmm okay. Oh yeah there's Infowars sticker that I didn't get
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/r/pics/comments/7sivbs/landscape_architecture_urban_design_in_osaka_japan/
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"Looks wheelchair accessible.",
"Looks pretty cozy. ",
"Google Maps hate the developer. ",
"I've been there, mother fuckers!!!",
"Gotta be a bitch to landscape. You're trimming leaves, and half of them fall down 6 floors, and you have to take the long route down the stairs to go pick them up?",
"Looks like a multiplayer map out of Titanfall or something",
"Hope it doesn't snow too much in Osaka",
"Recently went to Tokyo and one of my favourite parts was just walking around looking at all the buildings/houses/architecture. It's all so different from each other. The amount of different styles and use of space was just so interesting.\n\nI also could not get over how much everything looked like an anime backdrop (or, to put it more realistically; how well animes do at depicting Tokyo/Japan).",
"Parkour dream land. ",
"It looks like a real life game of shoots and ladders. ",
"That just looks confusing",
"what cities skylines dlc is this",
"Namba Park shopping mall. Was just there in December. Beautiful mall, but the design was a bit awkward to navigate. \n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/oant6rP.jpg\n\nView of the city from the top floor.\n\nhttps://i.imgur.com/5FQyqVC.jpg\n\nRestaurant inside named after the city I live in, which was random. Waitress was excited to hear I actually came from Costa Mesa. She didn't even know what the name meant. ",
"That looks like something out of Star Wars",
"My girlfriend is a Landscape Architect and there's an insane amount of effort, time, and money that goes into the projects of cities. Just about everything most people take for granted and pay little to no attention to, someone probably spent hours debating how to implement. Benches, planters, plants to utilize, how to best breed certain trees to be implemented in cities, all kinds of things get factored into city projects.",
"Looks like an episode of Black Mirror.",
"And Den-Den Town is right behind all that. I miss Osaka sometimes.",
"Saw an article once not sure from where but in a lot of anime’s, most of the backdrops are actual areas, redrawn or repainted to act as the settings. Was one of those posts where someone went around with printed screenshots/photos and matched them with irl places. Pretty neat. ",
"Can a wheelchair get around that?",
"First impression: looks good, but imagine if you need to go from the top right to the bottom left of the image. All those curves.. you'll end up having to go alot longer than you would if you walked a straight line..",
"Reminds me of the Presidium. Gorgeous.",
"I'd probably get lost and decide just to live on whatever level i was on. ",
"All those curved walls to run on",
"That explains the new pokemon games",
"Great place for msg fed paintball ",
"You reposted this from 3 years ago "
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Landscape architecture & urban design in Osaka, Japan
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"Is she scratching that dogs head with those chopsticks she’s using to eat?",
"She never actually touched him, just pretended.",
"Phew. I know some dog people who wouldn’t think twice about doing it."
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Pupper is worn out
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"Lion says fuck your tide pod challenge",
"You ain't lion.",
"Dont know how you got that much lipstick on a lion, but welcome home!"
] | 3 |
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Just got back from Safari in South Africa
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"Dank I love snow",
"Who's Fetch, and why did your dog owe him money?",
"That's it, I'm telling your wife it's you. "
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Breck just had to pay fetch in a fresh foot of snow today.
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[
"Sweet Jesus...",
"But can she sing?",
"Wait. What?",
"Now that's appealing",
"For whatever reason, that combination looks a lot like Kate Beckinsale to me.",
">Fappealing\n\nFTFY",
"Well...She can't act....",
"jesus murphy",
"Taylor looks quite a lot like Kate tbh.",
"Scrolling down I thought it said Emmett Smith."
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Emma Swift
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[
"False equivalency. ",
"I think [this sketch](http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8-VVaoUNAo) says it best.",
"Both parties are the same? We still actually think this after 2017?",
"Dude. They are not the same, they are opposite. In sort of equally bad ways.",
"nam stiolpxe naM?",
"In 2006 both parties voted for a fancy fence on the southern border. Its basically what trump has demanded recently. \n\nAfter the Patriot act passed Joe Biden is quoted to have said something to the effect of \"this is the bill I've been trying to pass for years\". \n\nKennedy escalated our involvement in Vietnam while drunk on vacation. \n\nNixon sabotaged peace talks between Hanoi and Saigon while we was a candidate for president bc the war was good for him. \n\nReagan was a Hollywood celebrity who was divorced yet hypocritically promoted family values. \n\nObama's cabinet came straight off the president of Citi bank's wish list. He deported more people than any other president before him. \n\nClinton made poverty worse for the poorest among us. He locked up lots of young black males for longer than whites. \n\n\nI could go on but it is clear that both sides suck. The difference is that we used to have a better class of criminal. The current GOP is just the latest devolution. ",
"vietnaM",
"\"It is the Democrats job to tell us that life is not fair. It is the Republicans job to make sure it is.\" -unkonwn"
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Republicans v. Democrats
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"My new Single. Folk music meets pretty pop...",
"It'll be called, \"Water you falling for?\".",
"I think I've been to this spot too. Pretty dope ",
"It's Abiqua falls, super rad spot."
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My friend in Oregon
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[
"Clearly you don't have cats. And give your missus a kiss. ",
"Hope you give your misses a 'pie' too later tonight, after all the effort she went through. ",
"We had a cat. Now we have pie. ",
"No. That is a fruit pie. Stop it. ",
"🤣🤣",
"Dafuck man ?"
] | 6 |
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The missus made pie. 😊
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/r/pics/comments/7sj8g7/lost_my_corkscrew_when_i_moved_and_had_to/
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[
"They say Necessity is the mother of invention...",
"Cross post this to r/tools",
"Could have used a shoe too.\n\nhttps://www.npr.org/sections/thesalt/2014/03/25/283927259/can-you-open-wine-with-shoe-open-yes-but-it-ain-t-pretty",
"A good method that I have used in the past. Got to love NPR. ",
"Nice, but I have to ask, where did you move that you cant just go get one?\n\nAlso, get a rabbit.",
"Just push the cork into the bottle ",
"All you need is the screw. The rest is just decoration. ",
"Metro Detroit but it would have taken longer to go get one than the 10 minuets it took to make it and it’s not a plastic POS. \n\nI get a few rabbits out of my garden every year. They make tasty stew. ",
"I usually use the screw in pliers",
"That’s what I did for the first bottle. I was board and decided to make it for the second. ",
"This makes a wine spout and very concerning looks about the red stained ceiling... This is from experience.",
"I think it's cool actually lol nice job",
"Thanks",
"did you hear the music play........... I love moments like this",
"Could've just pushed the cork through.",
"*smokes weed from hot-dog*",
"I've used my thumb to just push it in. ",
"Not a true alcoholic, are you?",
"Don't DIY an IUD.",
"Not to be funny, but why didn't you just buy a new one? \nCorkscrews aren't that expensive. And are less tetanusy."
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Lost my corkscrew when I moved and had to MacGyver one with what I had laying around
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/r/pics/comments/7sj8hv/the_weather_has_been_strange_where_i_live_so_i/
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"looks like a music video",
"Thank you! Sort of the vibe I was going for :)",
"One of the more interesting cool pics on this subreddit, of course it isn't getting as many upvotes",
"Lol! Eh, shit happens right? Thank you though! "
] | 5 |
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The weather has been strange where I live, so I took advantage of the evening fog...
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[
"Ergmahgerd so friggen cute",
"Now I know where I'm going to be spending some time.",
"Probably say a little prayer for you",
"Don’t have sex with it!",
"When they're that small we unnecessarily capitalize the species name."
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Just found the smallest Praying Mantis
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"Your mom is cute, the two girls are not that dorky looking, and I hope you are not the boy.",
"It is not a coincidence that the father figure is often missing from these pictures. I'll wager that she made him a shirt, too -- or at least that she would have liked to.",
"Mom wanted her own variety hour show. ",
"Is that one of those tiger mom's I've been hearing about?",
"I'm the one on the right (i'm the youngest). My brother - to this day - is still scarred from this outfit . I only remember us wearing it a handful of times.",
"actually, mom & dad were divorced (it was not common back then) - and we were all going to a PWP event (parents without partners) - as they're were kids there, as well. (notice the name tags we're wearing).",
"no, i'm the one on the right. but brother still hates this picture.",
"Ah, sorry to hear that. Did you eventually get a step-dad? If so, did he get a shirt? \n\nI am a few years older than you. My mom made matching shirts for us in 1965. My dad wore his exactly once.",
"You look like the Partridge family!",
"Harvest gold and tiger stripes. Beautiful. :)",
"Banana split",
"I just hope he has figured out what to do with his hands!",
"did your local PWP meeting take place at local pizza venue? I don't recall what pizza venue we frequented, just that it was in Tustin, Ca and packed to the gills. ",
"hahaha!!! nope - don't think he has.....",
"haha! that sounds about right. no step dad - only dealt with Dad's girlfriends & mom's boyfriends (and there's no way mom's boyfriends would 'ave participated in these outfit shenanigans)",
"no, mom lived in Torrance so we frequented the South Bay area. probably went to pizza things, but also just get togethers (like softball games, picnics, stuff like that).",
"sorta - they sang much better than we could (& no bus - mom drove us around in a yellow Oldsmobile)",
"This seems like a perfect fit for /r/blunderyears."
] | 18 |
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Circa 1971 - Mom had these custom made to make sure we'd look like super dorks
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[
"Happened to me today. Was pissed at first but it turned out to be 4 really good coupons.",
"I have to keep those receipts for work😡",
"can't stand cvs receipts. I wish you could opt out.",
"Sign up for digital receipts. Or shop at Walgreens.",
"Don't scan your card. You won't get the long receipts if you don't scan"
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I bought one thing.
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[
"Do you know where this photo was taken? Seems like it's straight out of a fantasy novel",
"Curious to know what life is like for someone living their. They're inundated by the majesty of nature, but i wonder if they're a bit lonely. ",
"I think this was photoshopped. Maybe inspired by the westman islands in Iceland"
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Majestic lighthouse
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[
"why were you freezing sparkling water? The process of crystallizing forces the CO2 out.",
"It is easier/softer to chew. Thanks for an answer.",
"Are you low on iron?",
"I hope this post gets big so someone in the comments can explain why his is happening.",
"well, i have good news and bad news. Bad news is this is about as big as its gonna get. [Good news](https://www.scientificamerican.com/article/experts-ice-spikes/) is this may explain what you want to know. ",
"I am actually."
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My sparkling water froze vertically
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/r/pics/comments/7sjjc0/curiosity_sent_a_new_selfie_from_mars/
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[
"WHEN HUMANS LAND ON MARS, WE BETTER GIVE THAT ROVER A HUG!!!\n\nAnd we owe it so many birthday presents, too.",
"Very nice ",
"Who's a good boi !",
"Curiosity landed on Mars in 2012. It was expected to lose power within 90 days. Five years later...he’s still working! NASA really has no idea how or why.",
"It's a teenager now ",
"I think one of the worst feelings scientists and engineers must have is looking at the outdated tech on this machine then looking at what they have access to now and going, \"If I could JUST upgrade this ONE part!\" ",
"I think it's because of the sun",
"Not so red. ",
"How does it stay so clean?\n\nIt's been rolling around in the dirt for 6 years.",
"The reflection of the camera looks like there’s a little big dude in there.",
"Then he posted it on facebook and spent the next 2 hours checking to see who \"liked\" it, all while he shoulda been working.",
"Looks more and more like Johnny 5 every day...",
"Isn't the camera like 2MP? I know MP is just the amount of pixels and the sensor is really what matters on when taking photos, and sending large file sizes back is probably a problem ... But still, I want super HD images of Mars lol",
"I don't think that's true at all ... it had an operating life of 90 days. As in, it was designed to work for a minimum of 90 days, everything else was just bonus. \n\nNASA knows exactly why it still works. It works because it uses solar power and the sun is still shining and everyone at NASA did their jobs right with the electronics, and the physics required to softly land it on the ground.",
"Dammmmmnnn girl!",
"Wind blows it clean periodically.",
"Is this the planet we'll need to colonize after Trump starts a nuclear war? ",
"This is our Wall E of the time. \"Is someone going to pick me up soon?\"",
"You're thinking of Opportunity. Curiosity is only 7. ",
"Did you know that, alone on Mars, the Curiosity Rover sings itself Happy Birthday every year on August 5? Is this not the saddest little thing you've ever read? It really does deserve a hug.\n\nhttps://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uxVVgBAosqg",
"Oh ya true true I guess they grow up so fast first they go off into space and the next thing you know they're taking selfies.",
"Curiosity uses a [radioisotope thermal generator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator/), not solar panels. Opportunity and Spirit were/are solar powered. They've had a much longer lifespan than expected due to Martian winds periodically blowing accumulated dust off the panels.",
"Curiosity was initially funded for a mission length of 2 years, but it's power source ([a radioisotope thermal generator](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Radioisotope_thermoelectric_generator)), is designed to generate enough power for at least 14 years of operation. The actual mission length will depend on NASA continuing to receive funding to operate the rover. It's safe to say that NASA knows exactly why it's still working.",
"*\"Number Five is alive!\"*",
"This is an incredible photo!",
"Every. Fucking. Thread.\n",
"So is it?",
"but 7 human years is 14 dog years, that’s how space years work too",
"well the mars year is effectively 2 earth years :( \n\ni dont know how to break the news either",
"Input",
"Think of the lunar landing. Now think of your smart phone. That's how progress works. \n\nEdit: This, https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=y6miuzFzonU",
"Yes. Everyone on the fucking planet knows that fact by now.",
"Hey man. This is reddit. kids love to obsess about hot topics here.",
"Yeah and the team would be small. probably 5 or so people. Can't a mil a year keep that shit moving.",
"turn that frown upside down...",
"Hey laser lips! Your momma was a snow blower",
"and apparently theres a dj booth with a big black dj inside rockin the whole show",
"More Input!",
"Calm down now",
"It still blows my mind that we have a robot driving around on fucking Mars! A whole different planet, thousands and thousands of miles away, and I get to see high def pictures of it. I love it. ",
"was the f word too strong for you?",
"):",
"I didn't, fuck you.",
"Fuck man you are streets behind.",
"Wait...wouldn't that be 49 dog years?",
"He should quit taking photos and get back to work",
"And sound. I was upset they didn't include that. I know it takes extra bandwidth and weight, but both of those seem pretty minor compared to video.\n\nEdit: Looks like the 2021 landing will have sound: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YmDOKYyOCxs",
"ONLY AFTER THE LEFT WING COMMIES TAKE OVER. AM I RITE!",
"I applaud the professionalism of NASA.... the temptation to photoshop a tiny alien somewhere into that (or a tiny bigfoot complete with wristwatch) before releasing it must be immense. ",
"The irony.",
"Maybe he meant that everyone on Mars knows it... Which is basically true.",
"Looks like a black gansta",
"the sad cringy irony",
"Johnny 5 is alive! https://imgur.com/a/NNTwv",
"Goddammit. Someone beat me to it. I was gonna say it looks like a downsized Kanye West is piloting it. ",
"https://imgur.com/a/NNTwv so I made this.",
"Pretty sure there's a bald black dude up there with it.",
"Not sure there would be much sound because the atmosphere is so thin. Would be cool to hear the wind on rocks on a different planet though!",
"That is awesome. I love that science is fun",
"Also, the environment lacks moisture. The particles just don't stick to anything. ",
"Biggie Smalls didn't die. He just went home.",
"Who knew Martians were black? I always thought they were green!",
"FTFY: “Millions and Millions of miles away.",
"It's a camera but I won't let that get in the way of a Mars based dance party...\n\n",
"If by \"bald black dude\" you mean \"camera\" then yeah sure. We can run with that...",
"Looks like it's holding some toilet paper. Smart robot. Maybe it's asking us to send more. ",
"We love you, Curiosity Rover!",
"Almost as sad as that Whale that sing/talk on a different frequency than anyone else and thus can't communicate with any other whale... \n\n(first source I found) \nhttps://www.treehugger.com/natural-sciences/worlds-loneliest-whale-sings-at-the-wrong-frequency.html \n\nI saw briefly during the source search that there might have been found others, but don't have the time to check. ",
"Why does it look like there's a little overweight man driving in the camera?",
"FAKE!",
"He's probably like \"Hey guys I'm still here, any chance of a friend or bringing me home?\"",
"343 space dog years.",
"They learned their lesson the last time they did that.",
"The king of mars. I’m still convinced he took out all other rovers to become a super rover.",
"Los locos kick your ass. Los locos kick your face. Los locos kick your balls INTO OUTER SPACE!",
"It looks like a tiny fat dude is inside the cockpit.",
"Yeah, yeah, we get it you got to travel to Mars... I'm so sick of these \"oh, look at me! My daddy sent me to _________\" selfies",
"[Relevent XKCD...](https://xkcd.com/695/)\n\nhttps://imgs.xkcd.com/comics/spirit.png",
"Parts of it aren’t red, couldn’t tell you why.",
"3 mars years...",
"Ow..my heart... :(",
"Listen here you little shit...",
"https://www.extremetech.com/extreme/134239-why-does-the-2-5-billion-curiosity-use-a-2-megapixel-camera",
"Maybe we do, but it's not the one in this picture. This one is laboratory clean, not 7 years on Mars with an occasional gust of wind clean. The gold foil wire shielding doesn't look like gold because the colors have been manipulated to hide earth's blue sky. I also would like to hear a geologist comment on the photo. Looks like sedimentary layers in the background.",
"https://www.space.com/25577-mars-rover-opportunity-solar-panels-clean.html",
"I think it's just the unexpectedly roid-ragey tone of your comment.",
"Oh yeah. Words are acary",
"You know that thing where a person makes an out-of-place aggressive comment, and then you're curious so you check their comment history, and yep they're totally a troll?\n\nLmmmmaaoooooooooooo",
"Hold on, remember that we don't like curiosity. It killed the cat.",
"Hehe",
"[I like this side of the story better.](http://i.imgur.com/kyAvBg6.jpg)",
"Inches and inches away. All 3 of us are technically correct. The best kind of correct.",
"Y'know I do like that better. :)",
"Thank you. That explained it very well.",
"There are robots sending us selfies from motherfuckin’ mars. Wild stuff ",
"Wow, if I wasn't told this was Mars, I could easily believe that was on the Colorado Plateau, maybe the Chinle formation.",
"New rover, who dis?",
"does it actually look like that or the pic is under some kind of filter?",
"Good bot!",
"Did you know that this is actually a common misconception? Curiosity does not have any actual speakers capable of producing music. However, it does have a mobile lab called SAM which is programmed to vibrate at different frequencies in order to break up soil samples that Curiosity has picked up. Once in 2013, researchers programmed the unit to produce vibrations at frequencies to resemble the tune. https://twitter.com/marscuriosity/status/893579050337222656?lang=en\n",
" My brain is unable to fully appreciate how awesome this is. ",
"Obama and Hillary was warmongering hard towards Russia. That was a clever move eh?",
"A speaker is just a thing that vibrates the air around it so you can hear music and shit. The SAM can be used as such.",
"A smaller number of really good pixels on a sensor is best when what you are taking pictures of doesn't move because you can just take a lot of photos, but it is disappointing they don't have a massively detailed sensor.",
"The 90 days (technically, it's 90 sols) thing is for the earlier rovers Spirit and Opportunity, which both landed in 2004. Spirit broke in 2010, but Opportunity still works.\n\nIn fact, it's getting quite close the Sol 5000.",
"I believe the white balance is why it doesn't look as red",
"[Alternative ending](http://4.bp.blogspot.com/-R21APOGCm3c/VXEz7DyW-YI/AAAAAAAACY8/3vUyg6qxSrM/s1600/l6c8UNO.png)",
"I needed that :)",
"Mars looks like a good place to ride a dirt bike!\n",
"awww it has a little driver!",
"Well when you put it like that, it sounds a lot more like fucking around at work than a neat little trick that Curiosity can do. I love it ",
"Yeah, you’re right. But there’s not a dedicated speaker onboard for the express purpose of accurately reproducing sounds. Pretty cool that the SAM can function as a speaker though!",
"Reminds me of the movie \"short circuit\".",
"I can use a knife as a hammer, doesnt make it a hammer though",
"Reminds me of the Spiderman movie where green goblin (maybe?) was \"born\" and he's in the elevator singing happy birthday to himself after being forced to do more work after hours and that's where he becomes the villain.",
"At least there’s one honest person left in the world. It’s been researched but here’s one site http://www.univverse.org/science/nasa-mars-hoax-rover-is-on-devon-island-canada-you-decide/",
"But I thought NASA was on furlough. ",
"Johnny 5 is ALIVE! "
] | 121 |
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Curiosity sent a new selfie from Mars!
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/r/pics/comments/7sjk79/my_first_attempt_at_shooting_the_stars/
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[
"Nice! Tell us about your setup. ",
"Thanks!\n\nI'm relatively new to photography so currently shooting on an Canon Rebel T6. This photo was shot with the 18-55mm f/3.5-5.6 kit lens with a 30-second exposure. \n\nI did just get a new 24mm prime lens with f/2.8 (which I've read is better for these kinds of shots) so am looking forward to using it for more night sky photos. Now just need to get away from the city light pollution again... ",
"Look into getting some lens wipes. Star shots make any bit of shmutz on you lens really stand out. Now get back out there."
] | 3 |
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My first attempt at shooting the stars
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/r/pics/comments/7sjscx/installing_new_water_filters_the_replacements_are/
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[
"You're taking all the flavor out! I mean, that's in there for free... ;)",
"That's disgusting! Where do you live? Is that well water or city water?",
"It’s city water. I live in the Bay Area",
"Better start changing those filters a little more often (I would, but that's just me!).",
"Just wow!",
"How long did it take to get the filters looking like that?",
"Looks like the filters from a home in my area. Add silica stains in the sink and a rank chlorine smell, and you’d have my local water supply.",
"Oh the replacements are the clean ones? Thanks for clarifying that.",
"I’m scared to see what mine look like...",
"Rusty pipes",
"Damn. I would have guessed flint.",
"You'd be surprised the shit that's in municipal water. The infrastructure was built decades, if not centuries, ago with lead-alloy pipes that only don't give us lead poisoining because there's so much crud built up on the walls of the pipes. \n\n\nEven a Brita filter on the end of your faucet is a good idea and will filter off a lot of the nasties.",
"dude, those are tame. First off, the one on the left is activated carbon, and will never change color, unless the prefilter (right) fails. The prefilter is just slightly dark. I have changed prefilters that look like a huge mud terd. Like slips out of your hand muddy. Good ole pittsburgh mud.. Source--am plumber in pittsburgh",
"Don’t do an AMA, some things I just don’t want to know.",
"That's a nice loofah! ",
"lol. yee of weak stomak",
"Iron bacteria. Harmless, but clogs filters. Mine look the same with well water and new pipes. ",
"I'm the landlord of the property. I was swapping out the first 3 filters of a 5 filter reverse osmosis system. Those are filters 1 and 2. Filter 3 (not pictured) looked brand new.",
"one year of daily use by 3 roommates"
] | 19 |
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Installing new water filters. The replacements are to the left of the originals.
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/r/pics/comments/7sjvi7/i_took_this_picture_in_egypt_on_top_of_the_castle/
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[
"I like this picture!",
"The background seriously ruins the shot. It needs to be a desert, not a city. ",
"Thought this was an Assassin’s Creed rendering at first. Sweet shot!",
"Not too, far it's egypt anyway 😂❤️",
"Did you float like a butterfly to get up there?"
] | 7 |
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I took this picture in egypt, On top of the castle of Mohamed Ali
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/r/pics/comments/7sjvkd/rachel_morrison_the_first_female_cinematographer/
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[
"Nothing is hotter than a woman that chases her passion. ",
"Sometimes I think there’s relative gender equality and then sometimes I read a stat like this where a representative of half the population has never been nominated for something not at all gender specific. ",
"I don't think sexism has anything to do with it. Being a cinematographer requires holding a 50 lb camera on your shoulder for hours at a time. It's a very physically demanding job that requires a lot of upper body strength and is not very comfortable for even a fit person. It's just one of those areas that women tend to choose to avoid, similarly to being a firefighter. ",
"What film was she nominated for?",
"Mudbound - it’s gorgeous.it’s on Amazon",
"Thanks. Trailer looks pretty interesting. ",
"> Being a cinematographer requires holding a 50 lb camera on your shoulder for hours at a time.\n\nThat's a camera operator. The Cinematographer is in charge of choosing lighting arrangements, setting lenses and sometimes positioning the camera, but they don't typically hold the camera.",
"I love behind the scenes photos. She's like, \"Leave me alone, I'm cinematographing.\"",
"Then why is she holding a camera, Dave ?! Can you tell me that ?! Fucken smart arse... /s",
"Why would this have anything to do with her sex? I'm a woman in a film program and the reality is that there are almost no other women in this program. My school has been trying to attract us for this specific program but there isn't any interest\n\nThe women who were in my first year foundations program have gone off to other aspects of media/film.\n\nWhat's wrong with that?",
"What if her passion is collecting and eating poop? Did you think about that!? I bet you didn’t!",
"It's a Netflix film (in the US)",
"Film making is very much like the sciences....it's collaborative but extremely competitive. Cinematographers have to fight on a daily basis to get their vision across how they want it fighting with egomaniac directors, producers, their own camera/lighting people and sometimes even actors.\n\nWomen can have all the talent and ability to do it but many just don't enjoy that type of work environment. So in that sense there is a gender affect to this job. Some men thrive on getting into pissing contests EVERY day.",
"I think when a field is highly dominated by one gender it inherently makes it more difficult for the other gender to break into it. ",
"Whelp. Looks like another loss for Roger Deakins."
] | 15 |
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Rachel Morrison, the first female Cinematographer to be nominated for an Oscar.
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/r/pics/comments/7sjy64/when_you_want_luxury_with_high_mileage_or_you/
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[
"lose*",
"Do you know if it was a woman or a man?",
"Man",
"Could you tell if he was a heavier guy? And how far from Middletown was this taken?\n\n*EDIT* I promise this is going somewhere... "
] | 4 |
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When you want luxury with high mileage. Or you loose a bet.
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/r/pics/comments/7sk1bj/til_i_have_dermatographism/
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[
"That'll leave a mark.",
"How many times have people tried to draw dicks on you? ",
"\"Oh, hi Maaark\"",
"At this point I'm convinced that everybody on reddit has dermatographism.",
"Ooorrr, disgustingly infected finger nails."
] | 5 |
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TIL I have dermatographism
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/r/pics/comments/7sk2ys/my_friends_and_i_were_the_scoobydoo_gang_for/
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[
"‘scute",
"I would love to see more of the two girls are Scooby and Velma",
"It's January no one cares",
"Is Velma a lez in real life, like the cartoon? (I am not basing that on the photo - purely asking about character consistency)",
"Can't you just be a decent human being and appreciate that all 3 girls are hot? ",
"Velma and Daphne should switch costumes.",
"Scooby dooby doo, where you at girl?",
"In the first live action movie it was implied she liked one of the guys she met at the park (some guy with a band shirt). ",
"Sadly it seems he cant. On also watching you get downvoted for this comment. Saddening stuff",
"Easy come easy go haha",
"Its not october so meh, repost it in october since you care this much about a post"
] | 11 |
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My friends and I were the Scooby-Doo gang for Halloween
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/r/pics/comments/7sk4hq/embrace_debate/
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[
"What does this title have to do with the picture? Regardless I think you're dead no matter what",
"How angry are the gorillas? If they are extremely pissed, I would want them on my side. To go with the swarm of rats, naturally.",
"The environment you are in is a big factor. ",
"Are the rest coming all at once? Couple at a time? So many other factors to consider to be able to choose ",
"I’ll go with the hunter and wolves. Meanwhile I’ll grab the flame thrower to take care of the rats. ",
"Pretty sure this breaks one or more sub rules",
"The dude and the rodents. That makes two dudes with my firearms and 10000 targets we don't have to fuck with. That leaves us with less than 100. Fuck, I've got 1000 .308 rounds next to my ankle right now.",
"/u/luhloyd, thank you for your submission. Unfortunately, it has been removed for violating the following rule(s):\n\n* Rule I - No pictures with added/superimposed digital elements.\n\n\n\nFor information regarding this and similar issues please see the [rules](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/about/rules/) and [title guidelines](/r/pics/w/titles). If you have any questions, please feel free to [message the moderators.](https://www.reddit.com/message/compose?to=/r/pics&subject=Question regarding the removal of this submission by /u/luhloyd&message=I have a question regarding the removal of this [submission.](https://www.reddit.com/r/pics/comments/7sk4hq/embrace_debate/?context=10\\))"
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Embrace debate
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/r/pics/comments/7sk5vf/a_happy_little_chalk_drawing_i_made_in_florida/
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[
"That is amazing! ",
"That’s awesome! How long did this take? ",
"Thanks!\n",
"I live in Florida! Where'd you do this?",
"I think he would have loved it, awesome.",
"Omgosh! This is very well done. With just chalk? Very talented. Very very very talented",
"Thanks! About 9 hours. ",
"Hi! This was at the Suncoast Arts Festival in Wesley Chapel, north of Tampa. ",
"Thank you!",
"[You saw this, didn't you?](http://www.scarymommy.com/wp-content/uploads/2017/09/untitled-collage-1.jpg)",
"I think you've taken chalk to a new level, you know how when someone says that painting looks like a picture? well your chalk looks like a painting, it just looks so good it doesn't look like a chalk work it looks that good.",
"Thanks!",
"Ha! Yes! This was the inspiration ... we got the game for Christmas and, sadly, it was dreadfully dull. Not a happy little game. :)",
"Well, it’s not really meant to be exciting!",
"Lol. Nah, I meant it required far too much thinking in my book for a chill “painting” game. ",
"Thank you!\n"
] | 16 |
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A happy little chalk drawing I made in Florida this weekend
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/r/pics/comments/7sk6oc/jeeze_no_wonder_sabertooth_tigers_were_a_thing/
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[
"I don't follow....\n\nThis is a jaguar",
"Just sayin how wide the mouth can open on this cat ",
"They were sabertooth cats, actually. No one's called them tigers since well before the turn of the century.",
"We did it back in the 70's.... Oh... GET THE FUCK OFF MY LAWN!.. *goddamnitsomuch*",
"Interesting "
] | 5 |
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Jeeze, no wonder sabertooth tigers were a thing...
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/r/pics/comments/7sk7u5/rural_indiana_advertising/
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[
"Please get me out of this fucking state",
"And 57 million single moms not living on welfare... conservatives do not think far ahead.",
"Open Mostly? What kind of operation are we running here Sergeant?!",
"So is that a challenge or objective? Should I be doing my part to contribute to more babies murdered?",
"Doesn't matter if we stop a life from happening! As long as they have money it's fine!",
"Fuck you it's great",
"I kept trying to read this all as one sentence.",
"Married women, even ones who already have children, get abortions, too.",
"I'm aware. But I didn't feel like making some overly thought out math formula for some stupid Reddit post.",
"Now you get it. Because the second that child is born, the conservatives no longer care about it's life, and will blame the mother for being a leech on the system.",
"Not all conservatives are the same. Some are pro life and want support for the child",
"Yeah, that's fair but my point is supported by the public position of the Republican party.",
"Agreed. The Republican Party is an absolute mess "
] | 13 |
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Rural Indiana advertising
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